Death by Sex/Quotes
"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hell-beast ate them."
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Shawn: Virgins are always safe. —Boy Meets World, "And Then There was Shawn"
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"Don't forget, folks, —Gus Kahn, "Makin' Whoopee"
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"Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?"
—Camper Van Beethoven, "Axe Murderer Song"
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"No sex!"
—Father Malius, Happy Hell Night
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"You're going to have sex? Don't! Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!"
—Barney, Evil Laugh
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"Dead man, I'm a dead man." |