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** Austria had ''wanted'' to go to war and so initially made demands of Serbia that they figured no one would accept. Serbia acquiesced to all but one demand, upon which Austria was not willing to compromise. Only after the declaration of war was sent did the Austrians learn that Serbia had sent a post saying they'd submit to the final demand.
{{quote| [[Blackadder|"It was simply too much effort ''not'' to have a war."]]}}
*** Also, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Austrian heir to the throne whose death started the mess, was the strongest opponent to a war with Serbia among the Austrian leaders, reputedly having said that such a war's only gain would be "some plum trees and poachers". (Plum liquor was the vodka equivalent in Serbia.)
**** Likewise, France and Germany had been itching for a rematch for some time. France was hoping to get back territory taken in the last war, and Germany was ready to take another slice (or vice-versa).
***** To be specific, Germany had taken over the French province of Alsace-Lorraine when they [[wikipedia:Franco-Prussian War|won the previous war]]. ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|In six weeks]]''.
** Kaiser Wilhelm II revealed his immaturity and foolishness openly in an interview in the ''Daily Telegraph'' in 1908. His rash words about Great Britain ("You English are mad, mad, mad as March hares!") caused an international uproar, but he still kept on ruling Germany.
*** To be fair to the unpleasant Hohenzollern, in Germany itself Wilhelm had previously been seen as far too accomodating to the British, who were generally unpopular in the ''Deutsches Reich''. He was attempting to shore up his domestic popularity. It didn't work.