Airplane!/Haiku
Flight crew is too sick.
Only one man can fly this.
Don't call me Shirley.
—Dragon Quest Z
"I just want to say
Good luck, we're counting on you."
(Invoke Rule of Three).
—Eddurd
Plane is in trouble!
"[[I Need a Freaking Drink Looks like I picked the wrong week
To quit sniffing glue.]]"
—Eddurd
Zucker and Zucker
Love to put their mother in
Very funny roles.
—Shukmeister
Airplane, what is it?
Very funny movie, but
Not important now.
—RmsOceanic
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