Amusing Injuries/Quotes
"Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely thereputic."
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"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."
—Elan, The Order of the Stick
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Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum. |
"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"
—Dale Gribble, wrestling with his son again, King of the Hill
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