Crack Pairing/Quotes
"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?" |
"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."
—Kate Lawrence, The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
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"Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty!"
—Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
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Anonymous: "Gl'bgolyb and Snowman, Rose and Wayward Vagabond, and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs." |
"We love the fan fic and fan art. Although the ones where Tobias and Harry Potter screw, I'm just not sure about those. I'm just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable."
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