King's Quest V Abridged

A two-part Abridged Series by ExcaliburBrothers from 2009 that mocks King's Quest V's terrible voice acting.

"The CD version of Kings Quest V was one of the first ever games to have voice acting. Unfortunately, gamers wished the characters had kept their mouths shut when they were treated to some true audio atrocities."

Watch the first part here.

King's Quest V Abridged provides pOIsonous examples of:

Affectionate Parody: Of the game, of course.
Blatant Lies: (When Cedric is kidnapped) "Cedric! You've been so important to my adventure so far!"
Brick Joke: The series is divided into two videos, hence some jokes are repeated once in each part.
Character Exaggeration: Cedric, Crispin, the Tailor ("Did someone say offensive stereotype?").
Disproportionate Retribution: What Mordack thinks of Manannan's fate.

Mordack: "You big meanie, Graham! Your son Alexander turned my brother Manannan into a cat! What did he do to deserve that? Other than enslaving a series of boys and killing them before they could grow strong enough to oppose him!?"

Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Mordack's first line in-game.

Mordack: "I love to steal castles and shrink families in the morning... because that's what I'm doing now!"

Hypocritical Humor

Cedric: "Watch your money around the gypsies, Graham! They come from far away and wear weird clothes!"
Graham: (with a close-up of Cedric) "Look who's talking, Cedric!"

Improbable Weapon User: Graham seriously thinks that Mordack's kitchen is actually his armoury. Why else would he leave those deadly peas lying around?
Incredibly Lame Pun: Apparently Harpies like harps. And also when Graham dispatches the blue monster in Mordack's castle.

Graham: "It's time to give peas a chance!!"

Ironic Echo: The opening.
Lampshade Hanging: Just about everything in the game. In many cases regarding the Moon Logic Puzzle nature of some parts of the game.
Large Ham: Everyone, especially Graham and Mordack. Probably done to mock the game's voice acting.
Rhymes on a Dime: Crispin's spell used to revive Cedric.

Crispin: Skies are blue, Roses are red / Make Cedric alive, not dead!

Running Gag: See also Verbal Tic. Also, "Crispin's spells suck!"
Shout-Out: When Graham defeats Mordack, the victory tune from Final Fantasy plays. Furthermore, one of the spells used by Crispin is Flipendo!
The Stinger: Revealing Manannan's whereabouts.

Manannan: "I'll have my revenge, Graham! You'll see! One day, I'll pee in your shoes!!"

Up to Eleven: Many details and accents are exaggerated for a humorous effect.
Verbal Tic: Cedric has "Is a pOIsonous X" and "Graham, Help me!" Mordack too has his "swAIn!"
Vocal Dissonance: The Ice Queen speaks with an emotionless, manly voice. Cassima too has a male-sounding voice. Justified by the tiny cast.
Weaksauce Weakness: "Everyone know that flying beings hate tigers!"
Weapon of X-Slaying: Parodied.

Graham: "Cedric! Fetch me the snake-repealing tambourine!"