Suspiciously Specific Denial/Quotes
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"I made the zombies! I was never as good as my totally not made up brother Zed, and we're totally different people!
—Dr.
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Kro-Bar: Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes? |
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Jedi Exile: Are you responsible for this? |
"Good evening, everybody. We are the Umbilical Brothers, and not superintelligent alien dinosaurs. We do not intend to replace the Umbilical Brothers using their own DNA. We do not intend to replace the front row of the audience using the Umbilical Brothers' DNA." —The Umbilical Brothers, "Speedmouse"
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. —Opening subtitle, Five Hundred Days of Summer
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Worker: Tight-looking piece, eh? —Fansadox #191: Mad Justice
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Sawaki: You got it wrong! Mutou-san, you got it all wrong! It's a misunderstanding! I'm completely normal! [after being sucked by a girl and a transvestite] —Hentai doujin based on Moyashimon
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Colonel Sandurz: *opens door* Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: ...Did you see anything!? —A hilarious scene from Spaceballs
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A silly rumor, really. It has to do with viral contamination of lubricants at Bearing Works Twenty-three. Ah, excuse me -- I mean with the noncontamination of lubricants at... Never mind. It is totally without foundation, the Health Center informs us. And there is no cause for alarm. It is absolutely not true that it causes impotency among males-- Correction. There is no contamination -- but if there were, it would not affect the potency of males.
—Ida, Sten
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Tribe Leader: The blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice |
Elan: I promise to be the bestest bard ever and never be bad and never accidentally lead you into an ambush and-- —The Order of the Stick: On the Origin of PCs
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"They say that the more specific a denial is, the more likely it is that the accusations are true"
—Hisao Nakai, Katawa Shoujo
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Ki: It's not caffeine, not sugar... not time for Star Wars Episode II yet... doesn't look like "Mr. Colon" is acting up again... could be job anxiety... |
"Contact with the colony on Mars will be shortly re-established, and this has nothing to do with the impending arrival of the mysterious aliens."
—Quake II intro
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The concerned scientists have agreed that Spencer's and Braswell's paper was heretical and inconvenient, and therefore completely wrong and unimportant. But they asked each other: how can we prove to the scientific public (and the broader public) that the paper is wrong and unimportant? — "Andrew Dessler: clouds don't reflect light" on The Reference Frame
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