Aquaman/Quotes
Jeff: Well, I like Aquaman; he can breathe underwater and talk to fish! —Jeff Dunham, Spark of Insanity
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"I'm saddened your Sea-King isn't here." —Justice League of America, "Welcome to the Working Week"
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"As new as I am to learning about superheroes, everything that is well known to everyone else -- like the fact that Aquaman is regarded as kind of lame -- is new and hilarious. I read a bit about Aquaman growing a beard and having a harpoon hand and living in a cave and talking to spirits or something, and thought, how can anyone not like this guy? This crazy dude living under the water. Anyway that is the only version of Aquaman that I am really into." |
Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously —Ookla The Mok, "Arthur Curry"
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Superman can fly and can stop a speeding bullet, Batman has gadgets and crime fighting machines, The Flash runs so fast he can catch a falling baby: I can talk to some fish. Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish. |
CHORUS: Fish, fish, fish! Fish are really boring! Complain about the weather and they never fall asleep. Fish, fish, fish! Don’t have any feelings. They can't turn their heads, won't make eye contact with me, with me. —The Motion Sick: Aquaman's Lament
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