The Oldest Tricks in The Book

"Red Mage: You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Lich King!

Thief: The one where you get three gullible suckers to make you their undisputed leader?"

Red Mage: You just fell for the second oldest trick in the book, Lich King!

Lich: The trick where you put your soul into a gem so you can't be killed and instead become an invincible ruler of the dead?

Red Mage: You just fell for the third oldest trick in the book, Lich King!

Fighter: You mean attaching two sword hilts by a length of chain -

Red Mage: Okay, that is so not in trick book!"

- Eight Bit Theater, Episode 382

The Oldest Ones in The Book of tricks.


 * Backup Bluff
 * Bandwagon Technique
 * Bed Trick
 * Briar Patching
 * Crying Wolf
 * Defensive Feint Trap
 * Divide and Conquer
 * Engineered Heroics
 * Honey Trap
 * I Ate What
 * I Never Said It Was Poison
 * Look Behind You
 * Nasty Party
 * Slipping a Mickey
 * Spanish Prisoner
 * Sleeping Dummy
 * The Thirty Six Stratagems
 * Wounded Gazelle Gambit
 * You Just Told Me