Bald of Evil/Quotes

"David: You know, I -- right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald. Paul: David, I'm all right with this. Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made. David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way. Jill: Then I reject God!"

- Mr. Show, "Very Special Episode"

"Flash: I want a lawyer. Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds."

- Smallville