My Immortal/Haiku

Exquisitely crap Meticulously awful Weaponized badfic. "-- User:Tacitus"

lots of derpresd goffz viower excretion advised may caus brian dammage "-- 666xXbloodygofficsatinistfrogyXx666"

Riddle is two guys Lupin is a pedophile Albus drops F-bombs. "-- User:Petranca"

Stanists everywhere All of the students are goffs Unless they're dumb prepz "-- xXGoffikDuck666Xx"

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Name stole two first lines "-- Someone"

Sparticus is here Hedwig is a human male Iarwain, Vader came. "-- XxXZarbiShadowLurkerXxX"

J. K. Rowling's works Warped beyond recognition By MCR fan. "-- ...So We Ate Preps."

Prepz, shes not a su Her BF's bi but shes not Vague sex scenes ensue "--xxxGoffikpoofs666xxx"

Ow my eyes horrible pain The Goggles Do Nothing It's like staring in acid rain (I didn't count the syllables) "--User:Utahann"

HA HA HA OH WOW What the fuck am I reading This fic is silly "--eponimusdakidloldevil"

Butchered, emo HP. Tom Bombadil shows up too. It still trumps Twilight. "--XxAgentgoffikhunter666Xx"

What the hell is this? I hate Harry Potter now So bad, it's funny. "--A person who lol's at MI"

So Bad It's Horrible Sounds like shit taking a shit Must "--User:desdendelle"

So insanely bad You either go mad reading Or laugh 'til you cry "--Xx X 666 Goffic Haru 666 Xx X, casual TV Tropes user"

Terrible fanfic. Sues and Canon Rape ensues. Don't read! Save yourself! "--Adele Potter"

Ebony's name is ENOBY ok, it's not Mary Sue ok!111111 "--Suomineito"

Burn my eyes right now I shouldn't have to read this Snape has a dick tat "--Piratical Fox"

My Immortal is Still a better love story Than Meyer's Twilight.

I laughed my ass off When I read My Immortal But Twilight bored me. "--This guy who thinks previous haikus are funny"