Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)/YMMV

"Light: "What do you mean... 'relationship'?" Ryuk: "I mean the... shinigami following the person with the Death Note until they die-" Light: "Yeah, sure, fag.""
 * Ho Yay – Ryuk/Light

"Light: I can give it to you. L: You know that really hurt."
 * "I hope you're not saying what you think I want to hear just to get some a[bleep]".
 * "L, do you know Gods of Death love a[bleep]?"
 * "GAY MENZ!"
 * Light/L


 * Light's English teacher "Marry me and have my babies!" and Light's friends want to play strip laser tag.