Evita/Funny

"Eva: Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore! Admiral: But, signora Peron, it's an easy mistake- I'm still called an admiral- yet I gave up the sea long ago!"
 * The Funny Moment is probably, from "Rainbow Tour":

"Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The parting, the closing of doors/But we both should just stop fooling ourselves..." Che: ...which means "Up yours"!"
 * Rainbow Tour actually has several subjectively funny moments.
 * "More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope...she only got a rosary, a kindly word! I wouldn't say the holy father gave her the bird...but Papal decorations, never a hope!
 * "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!"
 * "Tired? Eva? Tired?"
 * "Good Night and Thank You" has a few:

"Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/But when we were hot, we were hot!/You'll always remember the good times we had... Che: ...but Eva will not!"

"Eva: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The decline into silence and doubt/Our passion was just too intense to survive..." Che: ...oh, for God's sake, get out!"