Playing a Tree/Quotes

"Chaz: I'm a good actor! Remember our fourth grade play? I was the title role in Wind in the Willows!

Drew: Chaz, you were a tree.

Chaz: I was the willow!"

- Rugrats

""You'd think that someone whose job it was to sit on the stage and do nothing could just suck it up for one performance.""

- Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Thus I, Wall, hath my role discharged so And, being done, thus Wall away doth go."

- Tom Snout, A Midsummer Night's Dream