The Waterboy/Funny

"Meaney: Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? Bobby: Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands. Meaney: Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! Bobby: You sound like a big choo choo train. Bobby tackles Meaney Bobby: Powerbomb. Compliments of Captain Insano."
 * "I hope ya'll like what I did to your lawnmower."
 * Farmer Fran pinching his erected nipples.
 * Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks!
 * Bobby's mom attacking his scumbag father near the end.
 * "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image".
 * YOU CAN DO IT guy is a walking, screaming fountain of CMOFs
 * YOU CAN DO IT! CHOP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!
 * YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG!
 * At the Bourbon Bowl, Bobby faces Meaney again:

"Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! (runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in) And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! (runs back out, then back in again) And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (slams the door on Mama)!"
 * Calling the Old Man Out:

"Lawrence "L.T." Taylor: Tell me, what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time? Bobby: That-that-that's a good question. What-what happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. And-and-and the quarterback will say, "Hike." That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he gives the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person. (Beat) Taylor: Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: Don't. Smoke. Crack.
 * When Bobby speaks at the football camp:

(The kids nod)"

"Imaginary Mama: I forbid you to talk to that enchantress! She's the devil! Bobby: She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world! Quarterback: (frantically) I never said she was the devil! Bobby: She's the most beautiful woman in the world! Quarterback: Oh, God, please don't hurt me..."
 * "Shut up, Brent."
 * In one game, Bobby imagines the opposing quarterback is his Mama:

"Dear Waterboy Eat shit and kill yourself. Signed, Everyone Bobby: Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism..."
 * After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, in concussion, forgives him.
 * The only idea in Bobby's Suggestion Box: