Germans Love David Hasselhoff/Quotes

""The European occupation with our Hollywood Squares-grade actors has always puzzled me. I picture French television as a medium populated with dark, moody films starring Donny Most and Bonnie Franklin.""

- Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese

""After we played in Chile, some people and part of my band told me: 'This crowd is amazing, they were insane.' And then, I told them: 'No, you're wrong; you haven't seen nothing; because in Buenos Aires will be always better.'""

- Megadeth's Dave Mustaine

"The credits roll to the Baywatch closing theme, sung by the Hoff himself, which is called "Current of Love". And I apologize in advance to all the Germans I'm about to offend, but David Hasselhoff really cannot sing. At all."

- The Agony Booth, recap of Baywatch, "Mirror Mirror"

"..things are easy when you're big in Japan."

- Alphaville, Big in Japan

""So they love Jerry Lewis in France, does that make him funny?""

- Steve Taylor, "On the Fritz"

"I got the moon, I got the cheese, I got the whole damn nation on its knees!"

- Tom Waits, "Big in Japan"

"Japanese Producer: Do they understand this show in America? Joseph Stein: Yes, of course, we wrote it for America. Why do you ask? Japanese Producer: Because it's so Japanese."