Fast Karate for the Gentlemen/Funny

"Joel: "You know, typical ‘we're gonna appeal to little kids by making them the heroes'" Dave: "Yeah, like, ‘get it, you’re smarter than the adults!’" Joel: "Which is really a good lesson to teach kids, because they don’t even know not to play in traffic." Dave: "Yeah. There were a lot of times, when I was kid, where I thought I was smarter than my parents. And I think almost unanimously I was wrong on, like, every step. Like, ‘Hey, you shouldn’t light baseball bats on fire and swing them around,’ and I’m like ’...... I think I probably should. In fact, I’m like 100% sure that this is the right course of action!’ And that’s why I don’t have any hair on my arms.""
 * From their show about Case Closed:

"Dave: "My constant worry is that this show...is made by like....a 6 year-old cancer survivor little girl." Joel: "so when I show up with a can of gasoline and a lighter..." Dave: "This is awkward..." Joel: "Well.....lets hope the bed burns hotter" Dave: "Shoulda done my research...""
 * From their show about their distaste with Gunslinger Girl:

"Joel: "HIS NAME HANABI! HE RIVE WITH HONOUR!.""
 * And of course, the classic...