A League of Their Own



""Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!""

- Jimmy Dugan

As all the best baseball stars went off to fight the good war, something had to be done to get baseball stadiums busy. One man's solution: Create the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This is their story.

To be more concise, A League of Their Own is a 1992 film directed by Penny Marshall, starring her brother Garry, and featuring Geena Davis, Lori Petty, Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz. It is a fictionalized telling of the founding of the aforementioned baseball league and its struggles to stay relevant after the war ended. The main focus is the Rockford (Ill.) Peaches, headed by drunkard former baseball player Jimmy Dugan, and Kit and Dottie, two sisters who join the team.

Spawned a television adaptation on CBS running for six episodes, airing at bizarrely-varying times (somewhere between May and August) throughout 1993.

Not to be confused with the British sports panel show of the same name.

"Jimmy Dugan: Does he know how good you are? Dottie Hinson: Bob? Jimmy Dugan: No, Hitler. Yes, Bob."
 * Ask a Stupid Question:

"Jimmy: So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads. Doris: That's that lump three feet above our ass, right, Jimmy? Jimmy: Some more prominent than others, there, Doris."
 * Big Damn Heroes: Dottie returns just in time for the final game of the world series.
 * Big Game
 * Boisterous Bruiser: Doris. Makes sense, since she was a bouncer at a strip club.
 * Book Ends: The elderly Dottie attending the league's induction into the baseball hall of fame.
 * Bottomless Bladder: Jimmy subverts this.
 * Eventually.
 * Call Back: The iconic "THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!" rant quoted above comes after Evelyn bursts into tears when manager Jimmy Dugan rips her for missing the cutoff (wo-)man on a throw from the outfield. During the final game of the World Series, she makes the identical error, allowing Racine to score their first run. She finally gets it right in the climactic scene when she fields Kit's base hit deep in the gap and uncorks an excellent throw to the cutoff man,
 * Evelyn burst into tears after Jimmy screamed at her, "Start using your head! That's the lump that's three feet above your ass!" Later:

"Shirley: Her. M - mi - mil - mil - milky, milky. White, white. Milky white. Evelyn: Mae. What are you giving her to read?! Mae: Oh, what the difference does it make? She's reading, okay?"
 * Chick Flick -- or rather, a Deconstruction of the very term.
 * Confessional: "That's the second time he's dropped that bible[...] Mae, what'd you say?" "Everything."
 * Deadpan Snarker: Ira Lowenstein has some good moments:
 * "That was some good coaching. I particularly liked that play in the fifth inning where you scratched your balls for an hour."
 * And, in the same scene: "Hey Jimmy if I paid you a little more could you be just a little more disgusting?"
 * Death Notification: One of the girls gets a telegram telling her that her husband was killed in action. The man delivering the telegram somehow didn't realize that he never bothered to find out which woman on the team was supposed to receive the letter, causing some angst.
 * Did Not Do the Research: A minor thing--but the road trip that Dottie and her husband go on at the end of the movie would have been impossible during World War II gasoline rationing.
 * Down to the Last Play: Inverted in that it's the on the last play.
 * The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry: Dottie and Kit in the worst way.
 * Green-Eyed Monster: Kit towards Dottie somewhat.
 * I Am Not Right Handed: "Okay, Marla, now hit lefty."
 * I Was Quite a Looker: All of the Peaches.
 * Jackie Robinson Story
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Jimmy Dugan.
 * Also Ernie Capadino, though not the same number of karats.
 * Meaningful Echo: Dottie and Kit's argument about hitting high fast balls turns endearing at the end.
 * Men Don't Cry: Or, more precisely, real BASEBALL PLAYERS don't cry, as the page quote states.
 * Mood Whiplash: A Western Union Man barges in on the Peaches as they ready for a game
 * Whipped back in the next scene, where Dottie is openly weeping in her room, knowing what happened to could have happened to her, too, when the door opens, revealing her husband Bob, discharged after being injured. The joy and relief on Dottie's face is palpable.
 * Never Learned to Read: Shirley.

"Ira: Is that it? Sorry Rosie, put your rivets away and get back in the kitchen?"
 * Newsreel: "Betty Grable has nothing on these gals!"
 * Nobody Poops: Gloriously averted in the scene where Tom Hanks takes an extraordinarily long pee.
 * It's so long Mae pulls out a stopwatch. "He ain't done yet!"
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Jimmy Dugan represents Jimmie Foxx, who managed the Fort Wayne Daisies in the real league, and Walter Harvey the candy bar magnate founder was inserted in place of P.K. Wrigley, the gum magnate founder of the real league.
 * Refused by the Call: The league scout has no real interest in Kit only recruits her because her older sister won't join without her. This builds up resentment on her part (she had already spent her life in her Dottie's shadow) that culminates when the Dottie goes to the bosses saying they just can't play on the same team anymore (hoping to be traded) and accidentally gets her little sister shipped off to another team.
 * Save Our League
 * Sibling Rivalry: Dottie and Kit. It doesn't help that everything Dottie tries to rectify the situation makes things worse (memorably, when she tells Ira she's thinking of quitting because of the pressures of being on the road, Ira trades Kit to Racine).
 * Spoiled Brat: Stillwell.
 * Statuesque Stunner: Dottie is easily the tallest of the Peaches, and as many of the characters will attest, one of the prettiest.
 * Stay in the Kitchen: A radio commentary plays over the tryout montage stating that the league is a gross perversion of women and they should all be ashamed of themselves and go home. Later, when the league is in danger of being shut down, Ira asks Harvey if he just expects them to all go back to their kitchens.

""You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? 'This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.' Should've just had you and bought a dog!""
 * Team Mom: Dottie.
 * The Unfavourite: Kit views herself as this within her family.


 * Unnecessary Roughness: Kit does this.
 * Very Loosely Based on a True Story/Did Not Do the Research: The real AAGPBL did not play regulation baseball, but rather a sort of baseball/softball hybrid. The ball was larger than a baseball (but smaller than a softball) and the bases were closer together (but still farther apart than a softball diamond). Also, while Racine did win the World Series, it was a five-game series, not seven.