Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

"Yo dawgs. I just finished a new one, and it's an introspective take on a personal life experience I once had that I think leaves me emotionally vulnerable, while encouraging the player to think about their own feelings and how they're percieved by the people around them. It's called Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar."

- Author's dino-description on Kongregate.

Need to recapture the feeling of being a kid pretending you're in a Saturday Morning Cartoon for a few minutes? Tired of games with ambiguous titles? Just played Today I Die and need to restore your emotional equilibrium?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!


 * Asteroids Dino-Monster: One of the planes splits into two when hit.
 * Dino-Breath Weapon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!
 * Dino-Charged Attack: Inverted, holding down the button weakens your attacks.
 * Dino-Energy Ball: What Wall Turrets fire.
 * Epic Dino-Riff: During the intro.
 * Everything's Better With Dino-Saurs
 * Everything's Better With Dino-Spinning: The boss likes to spin for some reason.
 * Exactly What It Says On The Dino-Tin
 * Flash Of Dino-Pain: Stronger enemies and the boss blink in a different color when hit.
 * Frickin' Dino-Laser Beams: Robot dinosaurs and the boss fire these.
 * Funbag Dino-Bag: The intro sequence.
 * Funny Background Dino-Event: That poor boy...
 * Dino And Story Segregation: The Dinos do not shoot beams when they roar in cutscenes.
 * Dino-Homage: The gameplay, enemy design, and boss are strongly enough reminiscent of Stargunner that it's unlikely to be coincidence.
 * Humans Are DINO-TASTIC!
 * Not sure why he said 'like us', when vaporizing a helicopter. Between that and that 'poor boy' mentioned above, It would seem to mean more that they taste good.
 * This likely falls under MST3K Mantra plus a healthy dose of Rule of Dino-Funny.
 * Dino-Jetpack: Dinosaurs have these on their backs.
 * Large Dino-Ham: Nick Sumbles obviously had an incredibly fun time doing those roars. (Wait till after the credits, it just gets hammier and hammier.)
 * Let's Dino-Play!: With Raocow.
 * And also the Freelance Astronauts.
 * and Trasknari
 * Dino-Sized Title
 * Make-Out Dino-Point
 * Marshmallow Dino-Hell: The teenager in the opening sequence does a truly impressive faceplant into his girlfriend's boobs when the meteor carrying the titular robot dinosaurs who etc. etc. lands.
 * Mook Dino-Maker: Those dark vortexes.
 * Ninja Pirate Robot Dinosaur
 * Rule Of Dino-Cool: The game's dino-d'être
 * Self Dino-strating Article
 * Sequential Dino-Boss
 * Sentry Dino-Gun: Ball with a stick-variety on surfaces.
 * Sex Equals Dino-Death
 * So Once Again The Dino-Day Is Saved: "...for another ten jillion years!"
 * Somewhere A Dino-Expert Is Crying
 * Unsound Dino-Effect
 * Dino Motion Gun. The power-up gives you a bigger one.
 * When All You Have Is Shooting Beams From Your Dino-Mouth
 * Xtreme Kool Dyno-Letterz