No Except Yes/Quotes

""Yeah but no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but--""

- Viki Pollard, Little Britain

"Goblin: There are two things under this world that i really despise. [...] And from what i hear, you fall neatly into both categories.

Mulch: Just my luck.

Goblin: Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. Fortune delivered you into my hands."

- Artemis Fowl

""We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a shitload of money!""

- Lone Star, Spaceballs

"Adam: So you lied. About everything.

Zachariah: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you."

- Supernatural, "Point of No Return"

""I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens.""

- Giorgio Tsoukalos, as spoofed in this image macro.

""I'm not going to harm it. I'm going to dissect it until it's dead!""

- Dr. Klein, Fallout New Vegas (Old World Blues DLC)