Cornered!



"When you wish evil on someone... evil might be listening."

Cornered! is a 2009 Slasher Film.

In the fall of 2008, the city of Los Angeles finds itself gripped with terror as a Serial Killer runs amok during the night, his MO being to break into mini marts, liquor stores or gas stations after hours and viciously torture-murder any employees still inside, taking the security tapes afterward to help him relive his crimes over and over again. In a desperate bid to catch this ruthless maniac, the mayor's office puts out a reward of half a million dollars on his head; and that's where our story begins, in a small corner store where the deliveryman, Morty, sparks a discussion among the friends inside about what they'd do if they caught the Convenience Store Killer (hereby known as CSK for simplicity's sake). Disembowelment, stabbing, eye gouging, and beheading are all suggested by the main players, who are listed below:


 * Steve, the gruff store owner.
 * Jimmy, Steve's nephew, new employee, and drug addict currently going through withdrawal.
 * Donny, Steve's bumbling and overweight other employee.
 * Jess, a prostitute just trying to make a living, and Donny's crush.
 * Mona, a phone sex girl, and Jess's friend.

After the discussion, a suspicious man goes running out of the store, but the group think nothing of that, believing he was just a simple shoplifter. After Morty leaves, the place is closed down, and everyone heads up to Steve's apartment for poker night, Jess having been convinced to stay by Donny; Jimmy is also forced to participate by his uncle, who wants to keep an eye on him, essentially nailing him to the wagon. As the night drags on, it becomes apparent that Steve's place is CSK's latest target. After disposing of Jacko, a vagrant who lives in the alleyway behind the store, the gimp-masked maniac somehow gets inside, and begins whittling down the five main characters, in exactly the same way they said they'd off him.

In essence, it's essentially a sleazier, smaller scale version of Intruder.

If you're heading out to the corner store, remember to pick up the following:
"CSK/: "Clean up in aisle three.""
 * A Bloody Mess: Since it was a ketchup bottle CSK got Jimmy with.
 * The Alcoholic: Jacko and Steve.
 * An Arm and a Leg: One of the intro victims is missing his legs.
 * Axe Before Entering: When the basement door is dead bolted, CSK starts sawing through it.
 * Badass Longcoat: CSK.
 * Bare Your Midriff: Jess.
 * Batter Up: A baseball bat is kept around for security.
 * Big Beautiful Woman: Mona.
 * Big Creepy-Crawlies: When crazy old Jimmy spots the gimp mask clad CSK on a monitor, he claims he's "a king cockroach".
 * Big Damn Heroes: Morty showing up and scaring Teddy off when he pulls a knife on Jess and Donny.
 * Big Eater: Mona and Donny.
 * Bilingual Bonus: There's a lot of untranslated Spanish.
 * Black Dude Dies First: Jacko and Mona, unless you count the victims briefly seen on security footage in the intro.
 * Black Humor:
 * Bookcase Passage: A hidden room behind a shelf turns out to be where Steve keeps all his VCRs and security tapes.
 * Broken Heel: Donny slips on a donut, knocking himself out.
 * Bug War: Jimmy becomes convinced the roaches are out to get them all, being rallied by "king cockroach".
 * Calling the Old Man Out: Jimmy attacking Steve, calling him out on his bullying behavior in the process.
 * Can You Hear Me Now: Steve hasn't paid the phone bills, Mona is out of credits, Jess left her cellphone in a john's car, Donny fell on his, and Jimmy's was thrown out by the enclosed dumpster by Steve. Contrived, but it works.
 * Cassandra Truth: Nobody believes Jimmy when he spots CSK on a monitor, since he's tripping and all.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Teddy the john's knife.
 * Chainsaw Good: CSK disassembles the meat slicer, and goes to work on Steve with it.
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: CSK's usual MO.
 * Covers Always Lie: CSK never actually wields a knife.
 * Closed Circle
 * Cluster F-Bomb
 * Coitus Uninterruptus: Mona is on call, so a few times she graphically dirty talks in front of everyone.
 * Creator Cameo: A few crew members had bit parts.
 * Credits Gag: "No animals were injured in the making of this movie. The cockroaches, Joey and Freddy, were adopted by producer Alan Noel Vega and are living a life of luxury."
 * Creepy Basement: Moreso than usual, since the store used to be a butcher shop.
 * Creepy Cockroach
 * Crowbar Combatant: One of the intro victims is killed with what looks like one.
 * Cruel and Unusual Death
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Jimmy snapping and beating Steve.
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast
 * Dead Man's Chest: Mona gets stuffed in a freezer.
 * Death by Irony: The cast are killed in the same ways they said they'd off CSK.
 * Destination Defenestration: While fighting Jacko over a bottle of alcohol he is trying to steal, Donny accidentally knocks him through the glass door.
 * Disappeared Dad: Jimmy's father is never mentioned, though his mother is still around, avoiding Nephewism.
 * Disposable Vagrant: Jacko.
 * Dwindling Party
 * Erotic Eating: Mona and her popsicle.
 * Excited Show Title
 * Eye Scream: Mona gets stabbed in the eyes with cornettos.
 * Fingerless Gloves: Jimmy.
 * Food Porn: When Mona is digging through a freezer full of frozen goodies.
 * Force Feeding:
 * Foreshadowing:
 * Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: Jess smacks Donny when he starts letting out the below Madness Mantra.
 * Gorn
 * Gratuitous Spanish
 * Grievous Bottley Harm: Jimmy gets stabbed to death with a broken ketchup bottle.
 * Groin Attack: CSK disembowels Steve with a saw, starting from the crotch.
 * Gross Up Close-Up
 * Hair of Gold: Jess.
 * Half the Man He Used To Be: Jacko is somehow sliced in half.
 * Hallucinations: Since Jimmy is going cold turkey and all.
 * Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Jess.
 * Hooks and Crooks: Steve is hung upside down from some old meat hooks in the basement.
 * Hope Spot:
 * I'm Not Afraid of You: Screamed by Jimmy, when he's surrounded by imaginary roaches.
 * Improvised Weapon: Along with Mona getting ice cream cones in the eyes, a newspaper mentions a previous victim was apparently killed with a can opener.
 * Info Dump: The film opens with radio newscasts discussing CSK, along with security cam footage of the latest victims being shown.
 * Irony: When Steve tells Donny to go look for Mona, who is currently having head bashed in with a freezer lid, he tells him, "And if she's got her head in that freezer again, tell her I'm gonna kill her."
 * Instead of deterring trouble, the security system attracts it.
 * Jerkass: Teddy, Jess's latest john.
 * The Ketchup Test: Justified, considering all the cans and bottles knocked onto the floor during Jimmy's struggle with CSK.
 * Knife Nut: CSK gets ahold of a cleaver.
 * Little No: When Jimmy starts going crazy and sees a cockroach coming towards him.
 * Looks Like She Is Enjoying It: Donny mistakes Mona's moans of pain for her just really getting into her most recent call.
 * Los Angeles
 * Made of Plasticine
 * Madness Mantra: "We are going to fucking die!"
 * Male Gaze
 * Malevolent Masked Men: A gimp mask, and it actually works.
 * Mirror Scare: How Steve finds who he thinks is Jimmy.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast:
 * Nailed to the Wagon: Jimmy.
 * Nerdy Inhaler: Donny.
 * Nice Guy: Donny.
 * The Nicknamer: Steve.
 * Nothing Is Scarier: What CSK did to his latest victims, which is briefly shown via blurry cam footage.
 * The Not-Secret: Jimmy's drug addiction.
 * Not Using the Z Word: While it's obvious what Jess is doing, she's never actually called a hooker or prostitute.
 * Not What It Looks Like: Jess mistakes the bulge caused by Donny's inhaler for a Raging Stiffie.
 * Off with His Head:.
 * Oh Crap:
 * Once Is Not Enough: Probably should have stabbed and bludgeoned him a few more times, Donny and Jess.
 * One Word Title
 * Other Stock Phrases:
 * One Word Title
 * Other Stock Phrases:


 * Parental Substitute: Steve, to Jimmy.
 * Peek-a-Boo Corpse: Donny bumps into a shelf, causing Jimmy's saran wrapped body to fall off the top of it. Later, Mona's frosted over body is found in the freezer due to her ringing cellphone.
 * Poetic Serial Killer
 * Porn Stash: There's some naughty mags in Steve's hidden room.
 * Poker
 * Pun-Based Title: They're trapped in a corner store.
 * Red Herring:
 * Red Shirt: Jacko.
 * The Reveal:
 * Serial Killer
 * Sir Swearsalot: Steve.
 * Snuff Film: The security tapes CSK takes from each crime scene.
 * Soundtrack Dissonance: Funky Latin jazz plays over the credits.
 * Starts with Their Funeral: The film begins with covered bodies being wheeled out of the store.
 * Stealing From the Till: One of Mona's routines has her as a Sexy Secretary who is caught doing this by a caller.
 * Strip Poker: Suggested by Steve.
 * Suspect Is Hatless: Mona's description of an apparent shoplifter? "He was wearing a hat".
 * Tempting Fate: Like the tagline says.
 * Time Passes Montage: While the group are waiting for Mona to get back.
 * Title Drop: A line in a newspaper reads, "We won't quit until we have this sicko cornered!"
 * Trademark Favorite Food: There's a reason he's nicknamed "Donny Donut".
 * Turn of the Millennium: 2008.
 * Developing Doomed Characters
 * Unwilling Suspension: Steve getting hung from some meat hooks.
 * Verbed Title
 * Villain Opening Scene: CSK watching some of his tapes.
 * Wait Here: Jess tells Donny to keep hiding while she goes to get Morty.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: Jimmy being harassed by hallucinatory cockroaches.
 * You're Insane!: Though CSK claims that he's just doing to the victims the twisted things that they said they'd do to him.
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Jess.