Camp Straight/Haiku

""That guy's SO gay, dude." "Then what's with his hot girlfriend?" "...Are you KIDDING ME?!?""

- User:Shar Phoe

"I do enjoy hugs I am a bit eccentric Sure, I act childish

But just 'cause I'm not Comprised of muscles and beer Does not mean I'm gay."

- User:Death To Squishies