Eight Cousins

Eight Cousins and its sequel, Rose in Bloom, by Louisa May Alcott, author of the Little Women series, are the Victorian novel equivalent of a Reverse Harem manga. Rose Campbell, the recently orphaned heroine, comes to live with her Uncle Alec, six opinionated aunts, and seven handsome male cousins who flock around her "like bees to their queen".

The first book deals with Rose's first year among the family, as Alec puts her through a trial period to test his views on women's health and education (which were quite ahead of their time, by the way). The second book, where 16-year-old Rose returns from a trip to Europe, settles the question of what she will do with her inherited fortune, how to hold on to the good habits Alec has taught her in the shallow world of fashion, and most importantly -- for some readers, at least -- which cousin she will marry.

Provides examples of:
"Rose: Why, Mac! I never knew you could look so like a gentleman. Mac: Or feel so like a fool."
 * The Alcoholic: Charlie in the second book, much to Rose's dismay.
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys: Subverted. Rose is attracted to the idea of being Charlie's Morality Chain, but her common sense and Uncle Alec both warn her not to commit herself to a man she cannot trust.
 * Beta Couple: Phebe and Archie; Steve and Kitty.
 * Big Brother Mentor: Archie. Rose becomes a big sister mentor to her female friends.
 * Bonnie Scotland: The story is set in New England, like most of Alcott's books, but the Campbells still hold on to their Scottish heritage by singing traditional ballads, playing bagpipes and roleplaying as Highland Warriors. Uncle Alec refers to the cousins at one point as "our bonny Scotch rose, with all her thorns about her."
 * Camp Straight: Steve, who is more obsessed with fashion and cleanliness than Rose.
 * The Caretaker: Plenty to Peace and Myra; Rose to Mac (see Eye Scream);.
 * Cinderella Circumstances: Phebe, Rose's maid, is an orphan from the workhouse whom Uncle Alec later launches into a successful singing career.
 * Daddy's Girl: Rose was this to her late father, and at the beginning of the first book she's still grieving very painfully for what appears to be his relatively recent loss. Over the course of the ensuing year, she grows to be this for Uncle Alec as well.
 * Dead Guy, Junior: Rose is named after her dead mother.
 * Death Is a Sad Thing: dies between the two books, causing Rose's tour of Europe to be delayed for several months due to everyone's grief.
 * Death of the Hypotenuse: dies in a riding accident; subverted as, the other sides of the "triangle", don't even like each other that way until years later.
 * The Ditz: Kitty and Annabel.
 * Dogged Nice Guy: Mac, after Rose's initial rejection, remains on friendly terms with her and waits in case she changes her mind.  This is placed in sharp contrast to Charlie, who flirts with her constantly and puts her under heavy pressure by begging her to "save" him from his own flaws.
 * Exact Words: At the Christmas celebration, during a game of forfeits, Charlie dares Rose to take "old Mac" under the mistletoe and kiss him. She gets around kissing their cousin (whom everyone expects to object) by taking him literally and tugging Mac's father, her Uncle Mac, under the mistletoe instead.
 * Eye Scream: Mac almost loses his eyesight due to too much reading in the sun, and Rose takes care of him until he recovers.
 * Five-Man Band:
 * The Hero: Archie ("The Chief")
 * The Lancer: "Prince" Charlie
 * The Big Guy: "Cadets" Will and Geordie
 * The Smart Guy: Mac ("Bookworm" or "Worm")
 * The Chick: Steve ("The Dandy")
 * Tagalong Kid: Jamie ("The Baby")
 * Foreshadowing: On Christmas in the first book, kisses  under the mistletoe
 * Funny Foreigner: Fun See, a Chinese immigrant.
 * Hair of Gold: It runs in the family.
 * Happily Married: Aunt Jessie and Uncle Jem, if their reunion on Christmas Day (their wedding anniversary) is any indication.
 * Heartwarming Orphan: Rose, who grows up to found an orphanage of her own and adopt a child whom she names Dulcie. Also Phebe.
 * Her Heart Will Go On: Aunt Peace's fiance died just hours before their wedding; she almost died herself from the shock, but managed to survive, although she never got over it. Gender-flipped for Uncle Alec, who is heavily implied to have been in love with Rose's dead mother. (It may be noted that of all the Campbell brothers, he alone never married.)
 * Henpecked Husband: Mac and Steve's father.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: All the boys, but especially Archie and Charlie.
 * I Was Quite a Looker: Former belle Aunt Clara tries to live vicariously through Rose by pushing her to become a fashionable debutante.
 * Les Yay: Rose and Phebe, her maid, "enjoying each other like a pair of lovers."
 * Last-Minute Hookup:
 * Like Brother and Sister: Rose offers to be Charlie's little sister so he can confide his problems to her. Once he starts courting her, it stops.
 * Like Parent, Like Spouse: Rose openly admits that her ideal husband is a man just like her uncle Alec.
 * Likes Older Women: Jamie (at 12) proposes to Rose (at 19). She laughs it off.
 * Lovable Alpha Bitch: Rose may be rich, blonde and popular, but she makes a conscious effort not to let it spoil her.
 * Love At First Note: Archie and Phebe.
 * Me Love You Long Time: Fun See and Annabel, Played for Laughs.
 * Meaningful Name: Aunt Peace; Aunt Plenty; Phebe (a species of bird) and Rose, who is frequently subject to botanical metaphors.
 * My Beloved Smother: Aunt Clara, who is said to have spoiled Charlie's character with too much indulgence; Aunt Myra, whose reliance on dubious patent medicines may have caused the death of her daughter; Aunt Jane, who is notoriously strict.
 * Nephewism: Rose wishes she "had not quite so many aunts" ...
 * Nerds Are Sexy: Mac.
 * No Social Skills: Mac telling Rose how he alienates his dancing partners, causing her to try and "polish" him, with limited success.
 * Oblivious to Love: Rose, at least where her own feelings are concerned; when it comes to others, she's pretty astute.
 * Parental Marriage Veto: The aunts are collectively appalled by Archie's proposing to Phebe - at least until
 * Parental Substitute: Alec and the aunts for Rose and Phebe; later Rose for Dulcie.
 * The Promise: Charlie makes several to Rose: first, to quit smoking as long as she stops wearing earrings; second, to quit drinking; third, to visit his father in Calcutta.
 * Alec promises Rose to do his best as her guardian, which he does.
 * Rose nearly dies of hypothermia after promising to wait for Mac at the frozen river and keeping her word a bit too literally.
 * She's All Grown Up: Rose and Phebe in the second book.
 * She Cleans Up Nicely: Genderflipped when Steve gives Mac a makeover before a ball.


 * Shipper on Deck: Alec and the aunts ship Rose/Archie; Clara ships Rose/Charlie; Rose ships Phebe/Archie; Phebe and Archie ship Rose/Mac.
 * Shout-Out: To Emerson, Thoreau, Dickens and the myth of Psyche and Cupid.
 * Sibling Triangle: Rose the elder (see Dead Guy, Junior) rejected Alec, married his brother George and died early. The brothers did not speak to each other until shortly before George's death, when he asked Alec to look after Rose Jr. - which accounts a good deal for Alec's protectiveness as a guardian.
 * Sibling Yin-Yang: Bookish Mac and flamboyant Steve.
 * Single Woman Seeks Good Man: Rose emphatically refuses to marry a man she cannot respect morally.
 * Tall, Dark and Bishoujo: Phebe.
 * Train Station Goodbye: Rose and Mac share an intense hug before he leaves to get his book of poems published.
 * Troubled but Cute: Charlie.
 * What Is This Thing You Call Love?: Mac tries to conduct a study about love by asking anyone who will listen.
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: Charlie is described as acting like a melodramatic theatre character.