Death Note/Fanfic Recs/Crack Fic

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All You Need Is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Ongoing
 * Pairings: Light x Naomi
 * Synopsis: Naomi's got a stalker...
 * Tags: Alternate Universe Fic, Het, Crack Pairing, Crack Fic, Stalking Is Love, Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?, kidnapping, unplanned pregnancy, Kid Fic, unwanted advances, I Have You Now, My Pretty, Depraved Homosexual L, and gangbanger/stripper!Mello

And This Is Why You're Stupid by Ratt9
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Ongoing
 * Synopsis: The Death Note characters give meta mini-rants commenting on other character's or the creator's less-then-sensible actions in the story.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Anthropomorphism, potato chips, Narcissist, A Date with Rosie Palms, based on a true story

Captain Kira by Reaper Lawliet
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: Light Yagami decides to take on a superhero identity and becomes the spandex-wearing do-gooder, Captain Kira.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, parody, Captain Planet

The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9
 * Recommended by Stranger To Modern
 * Status: Ongoing
 * Synopsis: "Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?"

Ctrl, Alt, Mikami! by Keitii Manga
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: THE Overly Long Gag starring Teru Mikami.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Deletion

Dear L by VG Jekyll
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Ongoing
 * Pairings: L/Light, Matt/Mello
 * Synopsis: In which Death Note characters are e-mailing / I.M.ing each other (and Break the Fourth Wall.) They also figure out that Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Slash Fic, Noodle Incident

Death Note: The Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Dead
 * Synopsis: It's a Death Note Abridged Series parody.
 * Tags: Abridged Series, Crack Fic, Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?

The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Pairing(s): Pretty much every pairing imaginable.
 * Synopsis: Crack Fic, Exactly What It Says on the Tin - Kira searches for his chosen queen through a dating show on Sakura TV.
 * Tags: Dating Gameshow, Crack Fic, Crack Pairing, Slash Fic, Het, Ho Yay, Foe Yay, No Yay, Interspecies Romance, Brutal Honesty, Chains of Love, Unwanted Harem

Death Note Instant Pairing Fanfic by Marcinda and sauronlulz (parody, OOC, sketchiness, spoilers for the whole series)
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status:
 * Synopsis: Nearly every Death Note pairing in 15 minutes. Inspired by the FMA version.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Crack Pairing

Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty
 * Recommended by Marlee Cross
 * Status:
 * Pairing: Light/L, with some Matt/Mello.
 * Synopsis: A collection of fairy tale parodies, most of which feature Light and L in the role of a prince or princess respectively.
 * Tags: Crack Fic

The Game by Dark Alli Gator
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: Parody / Alternate ending.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, The Game, Alternate Universe Fic, Rooting for the Empire, Look Behind You!, Villain Exit Stage Left

The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk
 * Recommended by Strannik, feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: Every Death Note fanfiction cliche gets played out and mocked for all it's worth. A plot develops about midway through.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Meta, Lampshade Hanging, Slash Fic, Out of Character, Original Character, Mary Sue, Bad Guys Do the Dirty Work, Wangst

Kira and The King of Pop by Quiet
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: L suspects Light's involvement in Michael Jackson's death.
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Ripped from the Headlines

Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Pairings: Sayu/Misa, L/Light, Takada/"Desk Lady", Naomi/Night no, sickos there's no slash!
 * Synopsis: Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
 * Comments: It's THE Troll Fic.
 * Tags: Troll Fic, Crack Fic, Alternate Universe Fic, So Bad It's Good, Crazy Awesome, Tim Travel, Continuity Snarl, Slash Fic (no, sickos there's no slash!), Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?, Les Yay, Incest, sevensomes, My Own Grandpa, Marty Stu, Out of Character, Protection From Editors, Snark Bait, Serial Escalation, Back From the Dead, New Powers as the Plot Demands, Shinigami, Chase Scene, Nuklears, Shocking Swerve, Cloning Blues, everything going all Matrixy

Misa and The Bear by Sax-Hog
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Pairings: Light/his harem of cover girlfriends, Light/Misa, Light/L (if you squint), hints of Rem/Misa,
 * Synopsis: It's Valentine's Day and Light has to placate Misa and all of his cover girlfriends; which leads to something of a cultural misunderstanding when he attempts to explain the holiday to Ryuk.
 * Tags: Valentine's Day Episodes, Crack Fic, Crack Pairing, bears

She Found Out by RayLedgend
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Synopsis: Oh noes, Sayu found the !
 * Tags: Crack Fic, Gratuitous Japanese, Kick the Morality Pet, The Corrupter

Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor
 * Recommended by Ruin Takada
 * Status: Ongoing
 * Pairings: L/Light, Matt/Mello, and various others
 * Synopsis: The gathering of Death Note ideas that are too short to stand on their own. Usually humourous and sometimes just a little bit cracky, there are a few serious ones in the mix. Claim to fame: If the drabbles don't make you laugh, they make you think, if not both at the same time.

Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Pairings: Anything that could be unsettling to the characters or the viewer.
 * Synopsis: Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us, The Death Note characters run a MST commentary on Fan Fiction.
 * Tags: Meta, Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us, Crack Fic, Crack Pairing, Rule 34, No Yay

Ugly by amour tue lentement
 * Recommended by feral
 * Status: Complete
 * Pairings: one-sided Misa x Light and implied L x Light
 * Synopsis After watching Bleach Misa asks Ryuk why he's so ugly. Ryuk makes a bet with her that he's not the one that her darling Light finds repulsive.
 * Tags: humor, Slash Fic, Crack Fic, Misa, Ryuk, Light, L, Matsuda