Hyperbole and a Half/Funny

"Allie, After Being Heavily Sedated: But moun - I can roun arcoss the porp. I can do it! I can go to the partney! Allie's Mother: No you can't. Allie: I can! I can! I CAN!!! Allie's Mother: Look at you. You can't even walk. You can't form a coherent sentence. Allie: I CAN ROUN ARCOSS THE PARP!!! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!"
 * My favorite quote thus far: "I made food! I'm MAGICAL!"
 * " YAAAY THE GROUND IS ALL WEIRD! I'M A DOG!!! :D"
 * "Eeeeeeee..."
 * This, too:

""Do you hear that?" "Hear what?" "It sounds like robots having sex" "I am not familiar with that sound""
 * Simple Dog from "Dogs don't understand simple concepts like moving" thinking her legs have vanished when Allie puts boots on her feet.
 * "I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! "
 * "Guess what I am?"
 * "Imagine, for a second, that you are peacefully slumbering after a nice day of bonding with your young daughter - who you think is playing peacefully out in the yard. You are warm and comfortable and feeling secure about your life. And then you are abruptly woken up by this."
 * HE IS DRAWING ON ME WITH A PEN.
 * Her letter to her uterus.
 * THE ISLAND WAS ON FIRE.
 * Let's not forget this gem, shall we:


 * "Liberty Mutual: It makes a lot more sense than this picture."
 * The best way to deal with close talkers.