Eminem/Funny

"Person who asked: Is being Eminem hard? Eminem: Well, my dick is hard."
 * "... I'm just playin', ladies, you know I love you."
 * As seen in one of his interviews...

"Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick / Den Den Den Den DEN DEN, Go Go Gadget Dick! / Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it / It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage"
 * This line from As The World Turns:

"Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!"
 * This little exchange in "Kim."

"There goes Mommy splashing in the water!! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!!"
 * 97 Bonnie And Clyde

"Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco (We did it!)"
 * In "Role Model", Eminem claiming he was the one behind the O.J. murder case.


 * Eminem goes back to high school.