The Cleveland Show/Funny

"Cleveland: He's not dead, yet!"
 * "Ahhh! A bear!" "Ahhh! A Black Man!"
 * "Oooooooooooooooooooooo-bama!"
 * Cleveland Jr's in-memory-of tribute.

"Cleveland Jr.: Happy Thanksgiving everybody!"
 * The Deportation Catapult. Seriously, that whole scene was priceless.
 * "A Brown Thanksgiving".


 * Made even funnier after

"Lester: What the hell was that for?!
 * The episode "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at The Stool" has a scene near the end with Cleveland and his friends at the bar. Not knowing that, they seem to be slightly intolerant of each other and their attitudes, which results in a fight breaking out between the four of them. The fight gets triggered by Cleveland punching Lester in the head and Holt starts fighting with Cleveland as a result. Tim, almost unprovoked, hits Lester in the back of the head, to which we get this exchange:

Tim: This is what's happening. Deal with it! * punches Lester again*"

"Lester* Shakily* : I'm glad you're all made up and everything...but can SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOSPITAL?!?"
 * The fight gets broken up when, but not before Tim has greviously harmed Lester in an attempt to eat him.

"Cleveland: YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! I accused them of fornicating their own mothers!!!"
 * Cleveland's Delayed Reaction to being told he's stolen and destroyed a drugs stash from a dangerous street gang, with which he is eventually running around the room frantically squealing like a pig.

"Cleveland Jr.: Sex is when a man and a woman are in love, and the man gives the woman a very special hug.
 * The episode 'Y Tu Junior Tambien' has Cleveland's wide-eyed reaction to Junior's description of what a man and women do together which consists of various actions and a very long censor bleep and ending with Junior saying "But that's only if you have one of those swings" and laughing.
 * Preceded by this exchange.

Cleveland: Aww....

Cleveland Jr.: Then, once she's good and warmed up, the man [Censor bleep for a while]. But that's only if you have one of those special swings. He he he..."


 * In the pilot episode before leaving Cleveland asks if Bonnie and Lois will make out because Girl On Girl Is Hot. They do and Quagmire is heard in the background saying "Touch...touch boobs."