Haroohee



""I never really believed in things like Aliens, Espers, or Time Travellers. My life has always been pretty straightforward, I guess. UNTIL.. I MET HER!""

Haroohee is a fagget an Abridged Series of the Haruhi Suzumiya anime done by MyToasterIsRetarded. It uses absurd situations, vulgar jokes and psychedelic editing to show how crazy Kyon's world becomes. Available here.

"Kyon: Is it true that you only talk to aliens? Haruhu: No. Kyon: Or espers? Haruhu: No. Kyon: Or time travellers? Haruhu: No. Kyon: Huh. Haruhi: Hey! What does it matter, huh? I only talk to time travellers, aliens and espers! Kyon: Then why are you talking to me? (Beat) Haruhi: (screaming in her head) FuuuuuuuuuuUUUUK!"
 * Armor-Piercing Question: Downplayed in Ep. 1:

"The Butler: He actually told me to tell you that."
 * Blatant Lies: (Ep. 9) The Butler says the host is busy with his "bathroom blitz", even as we hear his murder screams and him saying "That was really sharp and also painful, I am dead now. (fart)"

"(While the camera quickly moves to Haruhi's face) Kyon: (narrating) There stood this beautiful girl who- (WHACK!) Haruhi: OW! FUCK ME! Kyon: Changed my life as I knew it."
 * Camera Abuse In Ep. 1:

"Haruhi: (background falsetto voice) Just as I thought. This is water."
 * Captain Obvious: (Ep. 1) While Haruhi looks at a swimming pool:

"Voiceover: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SEX!"
 * Don't Explain the Joke:
 * Parodied in episode 7. Kyon's sister is telling an anecdote about her brother that sounds like he was masturbating.

"Kyon: (narrating) As I was nodding nearly napping Suddenly there came a tapping ON THE BACK OF MY FUCKING SKULL! Kyon: (shouting to Haruhi) What the hell?! Haruhi: New idea! I'll just start my own club! Kyon: You don't say. Haruhi: Yeah, and I thought of it all by myself! Kyon: (thinking) You lying motherfuck!"
 * Freeze-Frame Bonus: In Ep. 1, a caption points to a sleeping student as "That guy's dead".
 * Funny Background Event: The background voices deliver some hilarious stuff.
 * Glad I Thought of It: In Ep. 1, Kyon whispers to Haruhi about making her own club. Later:

""I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and I probably hate all of you.""
 * Hates Everyone Equally: Haruhi's first lines to the class in Ep. 1:

"Haruhi: Bullshit! Kyon: Haa, I don't get it."
 * Heh Heh, You Said "X": Subverted in Ep. 9. When the Butler says he can't find Mr Keichi, who was "emptying his bowels" in the bathroom (or his bedroom):

"Kyon: So Haruhi, is it true that you like to FLIP YOUR HAIR?! Haruhi: (while she does so) I have no idea what you're talikng about."
 * Hypocritical Humor: In Ep. 1, during one of Kyon and Haruhi's conversations:

"Kyon: (narrating) Over the next few days, I learned more about Miss Suzumiya, mostly through what Tanaguchi's told me and uh, a little stalking on my own behalf. That's not weird or anything, is it? Is it? Naah, I didn't think so."
 * Jump Scare: (In-Universe) In Ep. 1, Taniguchi and Ryoko scare Kyon, who gets really pissed off.
 * Limited Animation (Ep. 9) Parodied and discussed with the flip-flaps. As Koizumi discusses the fact that because, from the perspective of the camera, he is obstructing his friends (and their mouths), he moves just enough for Kyon's sister to mock the concept (she is free to make stupid sounds with her mouth, since the camera can see her), until Koizumi move back to his original place, shutting her up.
 * Larynx Dissonance: Haruhi is sometimes voiced by a falsetto male voice. Some characters and most of the background voices are delivered in the same way.
 * The Other Darrin: (Ep. 9) Mikuru, lampshaded by Kyon/the creator In-Universe
 * In episode 4, Haruhi was voiced by Sydsnap, temporarily replacing the main voice actress, who was unavailable.
 * Overly Long Gag: (Ep. 6) "Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! (etc.)"
 * Rapid-Fire Comedy: A scene in Ep. 1 incorporates Medium Awareness, Tempting Fate, Jump Scare, Motor Mouth, Angrish, Funny Background Event, Redundancy, Hong Kong Dub, No Fourth Wall, Just Add Bitch and Throw It In.
 * The Reveal: (Ep. 9) Parodied. When it turns out the host was murdered, Kyon's sister shrills out a painful, yet hilarious "Dun Dun Dun!"(sensory abuse, loud shrill)
 * With the murder mocked to shreds, it was pretty obvious.
 * Shout-Out
 * (Ep. 1) "As I was nodding nearly napping Suddenly there came a tapping ON THE BACK OF MY FUCKING SKULL!" A reference to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.
 * (Ep. 9) Kyon and friends make Koizumi make doorbell sounds and sing the "A Thousand Miles" pre-chorus between the noise.
 * "Hello, sir and/or madam!" (maybe from Catch-22?)
 * A variation on Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "One, two.. seven!"
 * Stalker Without a Crush: In Ep. 1:

"Kyon: (narrating) So the next day, we were assigned new seats at random, and I was hoping for the seat near the window in case I decided to KILL MYSELF!!! And Haruhi was sitting direcly behind me, so that was looking like a pretty good option. [...] Haruhi: It's so boring around here, you know? I'm tempted to jump out a window. Kyon: (thinking) Oblige me, O mighty temptress."
 * Suicide as Comedy: In Ep. 1:

""See, this is why we're just background characters not involved in the story.""
 * Thanks for the Mammary: Ep. 1's title sequence highlights Haruhi groping Mikuru from two seperate scenes.
 * Throw It In: In Ep. 1, Ryoko's lipflaps just happened to form the words "Pussy!"
 * Those Two Guys: (Ep. 9) The two cruise announcers. They compliment each other pretty well...

"Haruhi: This is our new room. This is where things start getting interesting. (Kyon facepalms and sighs.) Kyon: (thinking) I have to take the biggest crap!"
 * Toilet Humour:
 * In Ep 1: