Hammerspace/Quotes

"''"From this bag here why I can pull most anything imag'nable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal."''"

- Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

""You're telling me that I could go into a sporting goods store in this world, buy a tent, and tell the devil in my magic lamp to turn that into ten Curaga spells? Do these spells take up tangible space, are they in a book or are they in my pocket? Why can I only carry a hundred of them? How does the character actually junction these spells to their hit points? Is it like a ring or a lotion or something? Where are your hit points located? I can also tell the devil to refine his own card into 100 black holes, which I can then refine into the Demi spell, which is a great spell to function to your attack stat - but what's a black hole? Do you actually mean to say that I'm carrying 100 collapsed stars in my pants, and I got all that from a playing card?""

- The Spoony One, on Final Fantasy VIII's metaphysics.

""Try to think of all the good times, like remember all the great stuff we used to pull out from behind our backs.""

- Timon, Timon and Pumbaa

""Where did you get that?""

- Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Helen: Um. Where did you get that mallet? Mell: Whatdya mean? Mallets just happen."

- Narbonic