Xenoblade Chronicles/Funny

"Melia: Here Riki, Riki, Riki... May I stroke your fur please? Riki: Melly always welcome! Reyn: Me too! Me too! Riki: Reyn give one biscuit for every stroke!
 * Some of the end-of-battle quotes. Here's one of the most hilarious:

Reyn: Hey! Why am I the only one who has to give you stuff!?"

"Reyn: You can't spell 'rainbow' without 'Reyn', baby! Melia: Dunban, I think you need to have a talk with Reyn. Dunban: No, let's just pretend this never happened."
 * And another:

"Riki: Riki wish Melly was real big sister Melia: Aww, what about Sharla? Riki: Sharla more like mamapon. One is enough. Sharla: WHAT did you say?"
 * Another one:

"Rotten Meat: Best avoided. Sold with a certificate guaranteeing gastroenteritis."
 * In fact each of the 35 potential combinations of characters has an amusing post-battle quote. Most of them are pretty good and they don't repeat often enough to become grating.
 * Some of the item descriptions are also pretty funny, for example


 * Riki's introduction, full stop. Words cannot do it justice.
 * For added Genius Bonus, watch carefully how Melia, Shulk, then Reyn : it's a legitimate volleyball play.