Fortune & Romance/WMG

The Mysterious Woman from Servo's past is...

 * Jennicor Tricou
 * Mrs. Crumplebottom
 * Kaylynn Langerak
 * Supported by her being both a childhood friend of Mortimer and present at Parker's wedding. Complicated by the implication that the woman is dead (or "destroyed") while Kaylynn is alive and kicking in TS2.
 * Confirmed in Chapter 8 to be the Kaylynn Langerak from TS3, with the character from TS2 being her niece.
 * Jennail Tricou
 * Samantha or Kimberly Cordial
 * She's probably not Bella or Rainelle because her skintone is too light.
 * Brandi Broke
 * Faith Goodie
 * Anabelle Oinkslopes. Glasses, black hair, and light skin? Check. Likes the color white? Check. Lived in Sunset Valley where Mortimer grew up? Check. Death by electrocution? HMMM...

Jon Tricou was murdered.

 * How or why remains to be seen, but his wife or any of the women he impregnated seem to be good contenders.
 * Bella Goth is also a suspect. It was implied that she was arguing with his ghost in Chapter 5, and if he was the one who painted "Bella Squared" there's a good chance they had an affair at some point. He could have showed Nina the cowplant as a clue.

Bella's abduction will mirror Ocean's.

 * The aliens will do it to "help" Dina so that she can marry Mortimer, without her permission.

The aliens are trying to get on Dina's good side.

 * In hopes that she will help them learn the Goth family secrets, since they cannot abduct them due to Bella's magic. Dina will teach them how to break the enchantment and abduct Bella.

The activator of Servo is....

 * Bridgit! The eyes match at least.

Don's blind date will be....

 * Bonehilda. Undead? Check. Sleeps in a coffin? Check.
 * Not fat? BIG check.