Hollywood Apocrypha/Quotes

"And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus replied, "What?""

""And a great lag shall decendeth upon the net as if a large dollop of marshmallow cream, and shall the net become slow by its presence and thus the undernet shall slow as molasses in January.""

- Fernblatt, in IRC #callahans

"And behold, thusly was the Law formulated: Imposition of Order = Escalation of Disorder!"

- The Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to Fred 1:6.