John Quest

John Quest is a spawn of another generic Ruby discussion thread which had gotten hijacked by Weaver; whom unexpectedly sets up a Ruby Quest mini-game starring Tom's twin brother, John, set in his office.

BOOM TOM IS VICTORIOUS I MEAN JOHN WATER COOLER DESROYED +10 horse points second, JOHN BECOMES RUDE +13 OBSCENITY POINTS -4 HAPPY FRIENDSHIP POINTS +6 MANLY POINTS JOHN LEARNED "LITANY OF CURSES" ]] [[hottip:and finally.: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN!
 * : More than likely.
 * Anachronic Order
 * Anticlimax: BUTTAN PUSHED!!
 * Brick Joke: John shouts a stream of profanities into an intercom at one point, then eats said intercom. In the final stage of the main story, Tom attempts to use an intercom, not expecting a response...and is greeted with a sudden wave of obscenities, followed by a loud crunch.
 * The Cameo: Ruby from Ruby Quest.
 * Chaotic Stupid: John.
 * Character Title
 * Follow the Leader: THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE.
 * Homage/ Parody: The game is essentially a spoof of the Fanfic Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
 * Mistaken Identity: John is confused with his brother many times, by Weaver more than anyone else.
 * Railroading: Weaver suddenly changes John's size several times so the players cannot get what they want.
 * Scoring Points: First,

FINAL SCORE: 105 HORSE POINTS 44 HAPPY SMILE POINTS RABBITS EATEN: 1 WATER COOLERS VANQUISHED: 1 MANLINESS FACTOR: M4 TOTAL POINTS: 209/210
 * Self-Parody
 * Shout-Out:
 * John is commanded to "fall in a more manly fashion."
 * John lands in a WIERD PLACE
 * Take That, Audience!: John eats the motivational poster the before the audience gets to see it, as they so desperately wanted to.
 * X Meets Y: Half Life: Full Life Consequences meets Ruby Quest, obviously.