Most Definitely Not a Villain/Quotes

"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!"

- Tom Servo, speaking for Exeter while watching This Island Earth, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Sabine (disguised as a police officer): He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison. Nale (disguised as Elan): Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies. Vaarsuvius: Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well."

- Order of the Stick

"We are looking for a particular robot. A... fellow robot. Because we are also robots."

- Antimony Carver, disguised as a robot, Gunnerkrigg Court

"Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native."

- Demon-Jame, Terror Island

"Guard-bot #2: Be you robot or human? Leela: Robot... we be. Fry: Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up! (Leela and Fry both begin dancing The Robot)"

- Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

"I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane. I'm definitely not a villain."

- Yu-Gi-Oh: Cr@psule Monsters

"...Okay, yes, [Seymour] dragged a Great Old One up in chains from hell itself to serve him, but that doesn't make him evil. (chuckles nervously) Whu-whu-why would you think that? The man's a hero! Uh, praise be to Yevon!"

- Spoony reviewing Final Fantasy X

"Liandrin: Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Moiraine: Did you say something?

Liandrin: No. Go Light."

- The Wheel of Time parody summaries (The Great Hunt)

"He´s a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!"

- Your officer, regarding Sergeant Kilmore, Heart of Evil

""Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine.""

- Invader Zim