Carlito's Way/YMMV

"Adios, councilor."
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Taking down a group of mooks with a pool cue and managing to convince them he's reloaded after running out of ammo.
 * The entire hospital confrontation culminating in Carlito taking the bullets out of Dave's gun and allowing him to get killed by Vinny.

"Tired, baby. Tired."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Benny Blanco from the Bronx tries getting it on with Carlito in the nightclub after some rassling. It doesn't end well for him.
 * Also see You Have Outlived Your Usefulness.
 * "Sasso, man. That's Sasso. Used to be Ron".
 * Selfish Good Selfish Evil: Kleinfield is revealed to have become the variety by the end of the movie.
 * Tear Jerker: Although a foregone conclusion already,