An Akatsuki's Life/Characters

This is the cast of the Hungarian web series An Akatsukis Life. If you're looking for the characters in their original context, try this page.

Yahiko (aka Pein)
The leader of Akatsuki, and the superhero team known as the Power Peins. He is regularly refferred to as Pein (which is actually Nagato's chat nickname), to most characters except Nagato himself. .


 * A God Am I: He has a pretty inflated view of himself.
 * People Puppets: Nagato can cotrol him via remote thanks to his piercings..
 * Spell My Name With an "S": Lampshaded. His name is 'Pein', not 'Pain', as indicated by his T-shirt, which has the 'a' crossed out in the word 'pain', and an 'e' written beneath it.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: He loves his cereal.
 * People Puppets: Nagato can cotrol him via remote thanks to his piercings..
 * Spell My Name With an "S": Lampshaded. His name is 'Pein', not 'Pain', as indicated by his T-shirt, which has the 'a' crossed out in the word 'pain', and an 'e' written beneath it.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: He loves his cereal.

Konan
The only girl on the team. She's engaged to Pein, and generally fulfills the role of a housewife. She's often the target of several guys' advances, most prominently Hidan. .
 * Paper Master
 * Sickening Sweethearts: With.
 * Token Girl
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair

Hidan
Pein's rival. Sometimes Ax Crazy, sometimes scheming. He's often making advances towards Konan, which always fail spectacularly. .
 * Cassandra Truth Once he went to a fortuneteller, who predicted that he'll be killed by a cigarette or a lighter, which he dismissed as "utter bullsh*t" since he doesn't even smoking. Then it's subverted when he's blown appart by Naruto's Rasenshuriken instead of by Shikamaru's bombs.
 * Cluster F-Bomb: He swears. A lot. Ever heard people say that Hungarian is the best language for swearing? Well he loves to abuse this to hell.
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck: He spends the entire movie doing this as part of a punishment for running off with Pein's body after a Freaky Friday Flip. His lines are so bad, Pein finally allows him to swear normally.
 * Humiliation Conga:
 * Mistaken for Gay: When he admits that he considers Kakuzu his rival.
 * Not Quite Dead: Hidan returns in episode 30. Except he's reduced to a head in a jar, mounted on the head of a bear.
 * Precision F-Strike: His first words after Pein allows him to swear again.

Kakuzu
Generally acts as The Big Guy. Kakuzu is said to be extremely violent and responsible for the deaths of his previous partners (including Kenny), but generally acts friendly. Whenever he's not sleepwalking. .
 * Body Horror: Happens a lot when he's around.
 * : "Faaaag..."
 * Humanoid Abomination: He's depicted like this, much like in the original. The series takes it a step further by making him an actual Eldritch Abomination underneath his stitched up skin. He looks like a monster while sleepwalking, and is also implied to have tentacles coming out of all the wrong places.

Kisame
He takes on the role of the Token Black Guy, due to the different skin color. He also likes to rap, and speaks in a vaguely Russian accent.
 * Author Avatar: Every now and then he will speak for the author. His first Rap number is basically about the creation of the series.
 * Expy: Of Eminem. And sometimes Norville Rogers.
 * Soul Brotha: He's got the weird accent, uses some odd slang, and often engages in rap.
 * Sweet Tooth: He loves candy. A lot.

Itachi
Secretly a good guy. First he's trying to keep it a secret with interesting results, but most people know that already. .
 * Emo Teen
 * Gag Penis: It's mentioned briefly as the reason why Orochimaru wanted to take over his body. It's later confirmed, when Deidara discovers it the hard way.
 * Large Ham: When confronting Sasuke, he tries to act as much like a villain as possible. It's hillarious.
 * Token Good Teammate
 * Token Good Teammate

Deidara
Regularly mistaken for a girl. Deidara is usually seen crafting various things out of clay, that usually meet explosive ends. He seems to be obsessed with blowing stuff up, and past incidents have left permanent marks on the HQ. .
 * Ambiguously Gay
 * A Date With Rosie Palms: Elton likes to remind us way too often as to what his function was while he was still attached to Deidara.
 * Butt Monkey: All the time.
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: A running gag.
 * Senseless Sacrifice:.
 * Senseless Sacrifice:.

Sasori
He rarely gets any spotlight and is rarely seen without his armor. When he is, he sometimes wears it's head like a mask. .
 * Bad Impressionists
 * : The first in fact.
 * So Unfunny It's Funny: his puppet skits

Zetsu and Yoropiko
Often the subject of plant jokes due to the Venus Flytrap he's wearing. His habit of eating people is also the source of a lot of morbid humor.

Tobi
Team Pet, and secretly, The Chessmaster. He wants to consume the world, and eat plenty of ice cream.

Nagato
A late addition to the cast. Nagato made Pein's piercings that allow him to control him with a remote when he wants to. He still loves Konan and. His hair started out jet black, but was later dyed red by Kisame.

Sasu2
Itachi's pet crow that has a Sharingan for some reason. Turns out to be the same one that got pushed down Naruto's throat, implying that he may have Shisui's eyes. Was last seen in Naruto's mind sitting next to Minato, Kushina and the Ninetails.
 * Team Pet

Elton
Deidara's left hand. Along with Leonidas, he started talking in episode 8 and they eventually got in a fight with their host. A Power Pein removed their souls from Deidara. .
 * Camp Gay:
 * A Date With Rosie Palms: he's not exactly secretive about what his original purpose was before he became independent.

Leonidas
Deidara's right hand. Along with Elton, he started talking in episode 8 and they eventually got in a fight with their host. A Power Pein removed their souls from Deidara. .
 * Anachronism Stew: He uses a gun even though it wasn't invented yet.
 * Badass Longcoat
 * The Gunslinger
 * Shout Out: To Bleach..

Sasuke
Itachi's brother. He's been hunting for Itachi to avenge his clan, and is seen assembling a team to help him out. .
 * Awesomeness By Analysis: His Sharingan renders the entire battlefield in 3d and allows him to come up with a complete battleplan.
 * Emo Teen Even more than the original, and that says something. Seems to run in the family.
 * Straight Gay: He isn't even too secretive about it.

Orochimaru
A former Akatsuki member who decided to quit out of envy towards Itachi's assets.
 * Expy: you know how the original Orochimaru is often compared to Michael Jackson? Well...
 * Weaksauce Weakness: A white hood of all things.

Sasukina
A woman (implied to be part Saiyan Itachi accidentally confessed to while drunk due to her resemblence to Sasuke. She's been obsessively stalking him but eventually committed suicide after realizing that Itachi doesn't remember her.
 * Alien Blood: Bleads candy due to a bad case of diabetes.
 * : In the hangover arc.
 * Early Bird Cameo: she was introduced in the movie as a (then) one-shot gag.

Hercules
Companion Cube: Her  form is a paper hat. That never stopped her from being a wildcat in bed.

Naruto

 * Hero Antagonist

Yamato (aka Treetearer)
Joins Tobi in his quest to rescue the store-owner's daughter from the 1/2 headed dragon.

Greed
Secretly replaces Kisame during the hangover arc. Strangely, besides his skin color, nobody notices the change, even though he's not very good at impersonating Kisame.