Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (theatre)/Funny

"Mrs. Lovett: That's very well and good, but what about him? (Referring to )"
 * "A Little Priest", where Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett engage in an extended series of wordplay and Incredibly Lame Puns regarding the various "flavors" to be obtained from different kinds of people. Morbid? Of course. Funny? Very much so.
 * "With or without his privates?" (Beat.) "With is extra."
 * "Locksmith?"
 * One I remember from a (very good) local presentation is the scene leading up to "By the Sea". I can't remember the exact lines, but Sweeney says something that prompts Mrs. Lovett to respond "Oh, come on, now, we're running a perfectly legitimate business here." as she puts on a bloodstained apron. But the crowning moment of funny comes right after "Epiphany" (Sweeney's very awesome Start of Darkness song in which he, among other things, threatens the audience).

"Will we be married on Sunday? That's what you promised, Married on Sunday... That was last August..."
 * This little bit right after Anthony and Johanna escape the asylum:


 * During the Johanna reprise, a man comes in for a shave and sits down. Sweeney is about to begin his ...er... shall we say method, when a young lady comes in behind the man. The look on Sweeney's face is priceless.