Kavorka Man/Quotes

"You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack."

- Nick Naylor, Thank You for Smoking

"You can just tell she's having a hard time believing Curtis is half the sexual dynamo he claims to be."

- Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler, Let's Play Phantasmagoria 2

"Bender: (on Henry Kissinger) Is he any good? President Nixon's Head: Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill StJohn's bed. Enough said."

- Futurama, "War Is The H-Word"