Reefer Madness/Funny


 * "Recently in Brooklyn, an acre of marijuana field was found the by federal agents who wrapped it up and threw it into a nearby incinerator." Well that sure wasn't a good idea!
 * The piano scene. "Faster!!! FASTER!!!!"
 * Towards the end of the film, when the girl is driven to suicide over the recent events that have occured at the hands of "the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America" and jumps out the window. It's very obviously a dummy.
 * Riff Trax:
 * "These aren't your daddy's drug dealers. They're your grandfather's!"
 * "Remember, the old guy is actually telling people this story."
 * "And no one notices that the piano player is going BAT-SHIT INSANE".
 * "It's important to move the victim's severed spine just after an accident."
 * "As you see, their inept filmmaking makes it seem as if he's dreaming of himself doing the same thing at the exact same time as it's happening."
 * "She's laughing at something funny she saw a dog doing earlier today... now she's laughing because she can't remember what it was... now she's laughing because she wanted to tell him about how she forgot, but can't remember she already did... now she's laughing because she forgot she had hands."
 * "Shut up, bitch!"