H3h3 Productions/Funny



"Ethan: "AAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?! AAAHHH! (gagging, cough)""
 * The two Best Moments videos (Best of 2014 and FUNNIEST MOMENTS) are good starters and contain most of the examples here.
 * In Two Handed Great Sword:
 * When the swordman cut a pig head right through its skull:


 * When the swordsman cuts boots and...:

"Ethan:"WHAAAT?! There's fucking meat in the boot! There's meat in the fucking boot! They shoved meat in the fucking boot!" [...] "Can we take a minute to reflect in the fact that they put a FUCKING STEAK IN A BOOT?!""

""This water is pulsing with energy." (Ethan drinking the water in a completely ridiculous way, making it spill on his shirt.) (While playing, Ethan roars out a magnificent war cry.) Ethan: Fuck, dude, I can't see! I can't fucking see through these things, dude."
 * In How to Clean Your Gamer Gear, the commercial sketch for "Gamer Gear Glasses" and "Gamer Water":

"Ethan: Open your mouth, stick out your tongue AND SUCK! (ungodly slurping noises)"
 * In How to kiss:

"Ethan: Holy shit, he just shot him in the DICK! Three times in the DICK! How are they gonna show that, man?"
 * In Virtual Rape (the GTA V news report reaction), when footage of one of the protagonists shooting a corpse in the crotch is shown:


 * Ethan then thinks there's a guy responsible for the "dick shot montages":

"Ethan: "Hey, Bob! Roll the dick shots! DICK SHOT!! Just roll the dick shots, Bob!" Ooh, the shock factor! Pow! Right in the fucking dick!"

"Ethan: "I'll be fun, I'll be cool, I'll be real, it can be really edgy, like new YouTube series called 'Dying of Cancer,' a new original comedy series by h3h3 Productions. (smiles)""
 * In the vlog for Cya Israel, Ethan jokes that he might be dying of throat cancer in a couple of months:


 * Later, Ethan jokes that the cancer has spread to his eyes, face and neck.