Twila the Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre/Funny

""dere were some gay ass ghetto ppl in his way doin da SOLDA BOY CRANK DANce n he jus lookd at dem with his dethly eyes n they iran away." (made even funnier by LRMReading, the guys behind the aforementioned My Immortal reading: "They left to consider their nuclear policy" and "This story is instantly better than My Immortal just because it has gangstas in it!")"
 * "dere were some gay ass ghetto ppl in his way doin da SOLDA BOY CRANK DANce n he jus lookd at dem with his dethly eyes n they iran away."
 * "I WAS TRYING TO TELL U THAT LAST NIGHT YOU IDIOTIC AIDS!"
 * "I was gong 2 sleep dat nite when i got posesesd by Saten. But it was ok cuz were friendz n he just doez dat sometimes as a joke."
 * "(a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk saten created dis universe god bles u satan u r alwayz in mi heart.)"
 * "we liv in a dark house that iz far away from every1 els n we r vampires. we feest on blood n no1 else noes dat we are vampirs. not evn are mom wich is y we moved away to b by ourselves. yes we r LONERS."
 * "twila, i wnat u 2 marri me" sudenly screemed alise hu was a plebian. edward rowred at her, furius n all protective n sudenly... he htransformed!"
 * "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM FRUITY BASKET"
 * "OK PPL I AM NOT A TROL! I AM A VAMPIR OK GET IT STRAIT"
 * ""Y DID U MARRI HIM YOU IGNORANIUS." shoted da guy at da door. It was Bibby Brown. He ran in on his weelchaire n Jacob flowed him."
 * "But ur causing a realli bad diserbance in da school. U c der is somthing... odd abot u. Nd no1 feelz comfortble wif u here so u hav 2 go 2 dat other school in Waschington, calld Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy. "
 * ""WE CAN TALK LATER, WATCH OUT, SHEZ ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!" Suddenly I turned around and the door smashed down. It was .. ... BUFFI THE VAMPIR SLAYER!"
 * "a/n: OKSU GUYZ PREPSTOP FLARMING! siruisly if u fink mi grammer iZ BAD DEN FUKK U BITCH! DIS TORY IS GONG 2 MAK ME FAMOOSE SUM DAY ND IT WILL B SOLD IN LIBARIES OK SO WNH I AM A MELLONAIR U BITCHEZ KAN CUM CLAWRING 2 ME ND I WILL SAY FUKK U OK!"
 * "So we all went to Vegass and had a party and came back to Washerton. Carlile and Jake got marred there. Then Jake died sadly in an axident so Carliel got remared to Esmie."
 * "Twila the Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre" (sic), a My Immortal-like Twilight Troll Fic, gives us:


 * Speaking of Twila and LRMReading: "She owns a Nintendo Cii!"
 * "I go to a 'Hi!' school."