Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/YMMV

"Sully: Stop swinging your hips. Michaela: I never swing my hips! Sully: Well, whatever you're doing, don't!"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Sully and Matthew trying to teach Dr. Mike how to walk and act like a man so she can participate in a horse race.

"In a court case involving a woman defending herself against her abusive husband"
 * Draco in Leather Pants: Hank gets this treatment a lot; he's the local pimp, he has a nasty temper, he's racist, he has no problem hitting women or animals, and he's pretty much just an all-around bastard, but he's pretty and every time he does something like keep a couple of drunk jerks from tormenting his illegitimate son, everyone goes "Awwwww! He really is a good guy!"

- Hank: He only hit her. Hell, I've done worse to my whores!