The Half-World/Funny

"Canon is now so far out the window that it's flipping us off from space."
 * From the Love Knows No Race MST (Part 2):

"“He had no human organs." TURNS OUT HE WAS AN ANDROID THE ENTIRE TIME “Gaz! NO! You can’t leave me alone!” Dib shouted. I would love it so much if Gaz proceeded to hang up the phone."

"I like to think Flame cheated on Dib with a literal bag of meat…."
 * Loveable Freak's comment on this MST:

""That’s why, when Irkens love… we must never have our heart broken… or painful things happen to the lover…” Zim said going silent." 1. The Sweet Sappy Version: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, or have painful things happen to their lovers, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE. 2. The Sweet Sappy Version 2.0: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, for this will cause painful things to happen to their hearts, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE. 3. The Yandere Version: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, or they will inflict painful things upon their lovers, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE. Pick your favorite!"
 * From part 1:

""How about I take you two for a ride?” he asked. “A ride on my d—”"
 * In the Teen Fortress 2 MST, Skepkitty mistakes the comment "I put Katty in my ballsack" (meaning Scout, a baseball player, put "Katty the Koala" into the bag he carried his baseballs and bat with) and took it to mean he put a koala in his scrotum. Hilarity ensued.
 * Naturally, MarissaTheWriter was not amused.
 * From Me in Invader Zim Oh Kami:

"Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Ebony, meanwhile, had been shot into a semicolon. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. On stage? Damn. Embarrassing."
 * From My Immortal: