Red Dead Redemption/Funny

"Irish: I met an American guy. Saw him shoot a man. Drank with him in the village of Chuparosa. Funny guy... Or was that Canada...? No. That was Canada. Guy here, not funny, but he's real nice."
 * "There must be a word for this." "An impasse, sir. An impasse."
 * The newspaper article concering the start of World War One. The writer doesn't even try to pretend to know what the hell is going on in Europe, and points out that he's glad the United States is staying neutral... by selling weapons to both sides.
 * Professor MacDougal trying to speak You No Take Candle to Nastas, who calmly points out (with a hint of Never Heard That One Before) that there was a school on the reservation and that he speaks fluent English. And MacDougal still kind of does it after that point.
 * Irish's confusion as to whether the funny friend of his from Mexico was actually from Mexico, or from Canada.

"MacDougal: What are you going to do? John: I'm gonna hand you over to them and watch them tear you apart. MacDougal: WHAT?! John: Haha, just kidding."
 * When  gang surrounds MacDougal's office and tells John to hand him over:

"Fordham: The man was thrown out of Yale for degeneracy. Ross: Which should tell you something."
 * Sh-Sh-Shaky's witty r-r-riposte
 * When Marston, Ross and Fordham are taking Nastas to MacDougal's office:


 * Those who find the sex scene this. Especially the girl's random shouting of Viva Mexico!
 * Could be both. It comes completely outta nowhere, possibly prompting you to go "ARGH WHAT THE FUCK MY [family member of choice is in the room], DON'T JUST THROW THIS AT ME!". Then the chick goes Viiiiva Mehicooooo!~, and you can't help but laugh.
 * Or, for a third possibility, you get horrified by the sex scene, but can't help but laugh at Reyes afterward.
 * Whiskey, which makes John Marston violently angry.
 * Or optionally,drunk as a skunk!
 * Pass by a prostitute while drunk. She'll proposition John. John will refuse, stating he is a man of principles or something about his wife. Then make him stumble around the bar until John collapses onto the floor in a booze-soaked heap.
 * Irish's horse quality test
 * One of 's random lines when skinning an animal for its fur is, "May I take your coat, Ma'am?" For this troper that was the moment when  stopped being The Scrappy.
 * "Horse, meet idiot."
 * " 'S GETTIN' AN AUTOMOBILE!" Granted, it would be even funnier if you could actually buy one, but oh well.
 * When tying up a woman: "And they say romance is dead."
 * Say what you will about Edgar Ross, but his increasingly nonsensical monologue about Dutch's anarchy at the beginning of the mission "And You Will Know The Truth" is pretty amusing, especially John's bewildered reactions.
 * Poor Seth.
 * This cartoon, which you can watch in Armadillo. The second guy is especially fucking hilarious !
 * "Ain't ya got some peckers to be suckin'?" - Irish.