Footy Rules/Quotes

"Jonas: Don't you mean "tomayto?"

Steve: No, I meant "tomahto". Don't forget who invented the language.

Jonas: Yeah, but you also invented soccer, and you're not too good at that anymore.

Steve: Woah, woah. Hang on. We did not invent soccer.

Jonas: No?

Steve: We invented football.

Jonas: You mean the little girl's game where you guys kick around a little white ball?

Steve: Yeah.

Jonas: That, my friend, is not football.

Steve: OK. Our football is a game where you actually get to kick a ball. With your feet. Your football, you pretty much use your hands all the time. I mean, what's that about? Was handball already used for something else?"

- Lonely Girl 15, "LA To LDN".