With This Herring/Quotes

""It is so weak, you feel lonely (you have no confidence in this sword)""

- Deadly Towers instruction manual, on your starting weapon, the Short Sword

""You start off without a sword, forcing you to fight the armed guards with your bare hands, and this goes about as well as you'd expect at first.""

- The Spoony Experiment, review of the Atari Jaguar CD game Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods

""The sun is gone. It must be brought. You have a rock.""

- For a Change

"Dead Cell dude 1: If they had any intention of using us don't you think we would have heard by now?" Dead Cell dude 2: It's a stealth attack on an island controlled by heavily armed terrorists. What other sensible option is there? Dead Cell dude 3: My breath-holding ability would actually be relevant! Fuck yeah! Colonel Jackson: (on the phone) Oh... I see. Yessir. I understand. Thank you sir. Dead Cell dude 2: Well? Colonel Jackson: (to the team) They're sending in one man without weapons, food or equipment. Dead Cell dude 4: Scheiße Esser!"

- The Last Days of Foxhound #454