Eddsworld/Funny

"Edd: We need to find a way to break down this gate...I say we throw Tom at it. Tord: Sounds good to me!"
 * One of the best ones was the 'Personal Hells' section in Hello Hellhole. Edd got a broken coca-cola machine, Tom was stuck with a black man (Wait a minute I'm not racist) FROM OUTER SPACE!!!, Matt got stuck in a room full of Edd clones, and Tord got a karaoke machine that wouldn't stop playing 'Sunshine, lollypops and Rainbows...'
 * Don't forget Edd and Tord in Zombeh Nation!

"Matt: Wait a minute! How can a CAR fly?! The car stops and falls onto a passing plane. Pilot: We appear to be experiencing some minor turbulence; so please note that the seatbelt sign-- wait. Do you ever wonder how planes can actually fly? I mean, they're pretty heavy and... Uh-oh. That plane promptly proceeds to fall out of the sky, only to land on another passing plane. Second Pilot: We appear to be experiencing some minor turbulence... A plane lands with at the North Pole Airport ("you might need a coat") with five other planes on top of it, including the car, each having questioned the flying capabilities of the machines.
 * From Zanta Claws II:

Edd: Remember where we parked the car..."

"Tord: Okay, how can this get any worse? A Speaker emerges from the wall Speaker: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows... Tord: Son of a-"
 * And in Ruined when Matt and Tord are exploring, Tord accidently lights Matt's Indiana Jones hat on fire causing him to run around screaming and run straight in to a boobie trap.

"Matt: You know, I think I fancy a burger... Edd: What the hell kind of porn do you look at?"
 * Tom's reaction to (and subsequent shotguning of) Skeleton Tord from Zombeh Attack 3 left this troper in stiches for weeks.
 * Comic 61 "Burger"

"Edd: Sir! Can I call you Hilary, sir? *Cat Smile*"
 * And in the toon "Moving Targets".

"Edd: Can we call you Lucy? *Cat Smile*"
 * And in the toon Hello Hellhole

"(The group walks up to the desk for "Personal Hells) Lucifer: (looks up from magazine, sighs) Always tourists. Never Girl Scouts."
 * From Hello Hellhole:

"Tom: Ugh, this rain is so annoying. Edd: You're so annoying. Tom: Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon. Edd: I hope you end soon. Tom: Agh, I'm getting soaked. Edd: You're getting soa-- (Beat) And you're ugly as well. Tom: As ever, Edd, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.
 * The beginning of WTFuture:

Edd: Was that an insult?

Tom: You figure it out.

(They walk away, and as they leave, an older Edd generates on the sidewalk.)

Future Edd: Finally after many years, I return. Now it's time to-- wait. ...That was an insult!"


 * "Obligatory Building Montage".