Hard Gay



Hard Gay, or Razor Ramon Hard Gay, is the stage name of a Japanese comedian and wrestler, Masaki Sumitani. To grossly simplify his act, his main gimmick was dressing in leather gear and pelvic-thrusting in the name of attempting to help people in need... whether they want it or not. He's fairly well-known in many parts of the world, though he dropped the Razor Ramon stage name a while back, some time after being outed as straight while being caught on a date.

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Not to be confused with the tropes concerning muscular, homosexual men. For that, see either Manly Gay or Macho Camp.


 * Ass Shove - On occasion, will pull things out of his pants, looking as if he literally did an Ass Pull.
 * Or his crotch...
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer - Goes around helping people in the gayest way possible. Quite often, he's successful.
 * Camp Gay
 * Catch Phrase - Hello! I'm Hard Gay!, Sei sei sei sei, and HOOOOO!
 * Couch Gag - Every show has Hard Gay introducing himself in a different way.
 * Double Entendre: Everything that comes (tee hee) out of his mouth.
 * Face: The top one in HUSTLE.
 * Gorgeous George
 * Hell-Bent for Leather
 * Hurricane of Puns: Have you seen his Gayke? Or perhaps his lemons with Looots of Vitamin G!?
 * Keet
 * Leather Man
 * Leitmotif: "Livin' La Vida Loca"
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero - His attempts to help people backfire due to the crotch-thrusting stuff (at one point, he scares a bunch of kids).
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Sunglasses at Night - Hard Gay still wears his sunglasses when treasure hunting in the Aokigahara Forest, including sleeping with them on.
 * Verbal Tic - HOOOOO!