Cards Against Humanity

A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

White Cards

 * African children.
 * An asymmetric boob job.
 * A tiny horse.: An inversion of Cool Horse.
 * Barack Obama.
 * Being on fire.
 * Bingeing and purging.
 * Boogers.:.
 * Classist undertones.
 * Court-ordered rehab.
 * Darth Vader.
 * Dry heaving.
 * Figgy pudding.
 * The gays.
 * The hardworking Mexican.
 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus.
 * A micropenis.
 * My humps.
 * Not giving a shit about the Third World.
 * An Oedipus complex.
 * Old people smell.
 * An oversized lollipop.
 * Penis envy.
 * Racism.
 * Scientology.
 * Skeletor.
 * The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
 * A windmill full of corpses.
 * Women in yogurt commercials.


 * I Love the Dead: Fucking a corpse back to life.

Tropes about the game in general

 * Our Product Sucks: Meta, the website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
 * Take That, Audience!: "Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

- Cards Against Humanity website