Wham! Line/Live-Action TV

"Jeremy: I want you to call our offices in the Far East, I want every available man sent to work, have them send you every document they can get. I want Cliff Barnes to have all he needs for a full investigation.
 * The X-Files: "I'm sorry...but you've got something I need." That's
 * Still regarding Scully, a lesser example from "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose": "All right, how do I die?"
 * Many episodes of Dallas ended with one of these.
 * "New Beginnings":

Dave: We're changing sides? We're getting into bed with Cliff Barnes?

Jeremy: I want Ewing Oil involved in a scandal so big that their charter will be revoked. I want to see the end of Ewing Oil so that I can pick up the pieces, and if J.R. Ewing goes to jail, so much the better."

"Bobby: (in shower) Good morning!"
 * "It's Kristin, calling from California. She just gave birth to a baby boy. You have another son."
 * And, of course, the series' most infamous Wham Line was one of the most innocuous two-word phrases in the English language:

"Olivia: "I dunno, I never met him before. But, I think he's the man who's gonna kill me." "
 * House
 * "Three Stories", "God, you were right...it's House."
 * "Finding Judas", to Tritter: "I'm gonna need my thirty pieces of silver."
 * "House's Head'', "What's my necklace made of?"
 * "Saviors", Amber to House: "Solved another case, busted Wilson. Looks like you're not losing it after all."
 * "Both Sides Now", Amber: "So this is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one."
 * "Body and Soul", Wilson:
 * "Everybody Dies" (series finale), House:.
 * Many episodes featured the Wham! Line "you're dying" or something to that effect. Sometimes they really were dying, but it was usually the penultimate diagnosis and was followed by a Wham Moment in which House had an epiphany and came up with the correct diagnosis. Cue happy, or, at worst, Bittersweet Ending.
 * D. Gibbons is a bad man.
 * Message received.
 * Fringe: During the third season's 19th episode,

""Why don't you ask her yourself?"
 * Smallville: "I was raised in your shadow. Now you're gonna die in mine. No one will even remember your name."
 * Episode 3x16: "I've been, um, diagnosed with a rather unique... and I'm running out of options."
 * Episode 4x16 "Lucy": "How does he know you don't like tomatoes?"
 * Last line of Season 8: "Zod!"
 * Episode 10x8: "Abandonded". Not so much a Wham Line as a Wham Birth Certificate. "Lutessa Lena Luthor"
 * Doctor Who:
 * From "Dalek": "E-LE-VATE!"
 * From "The Impossible Planet": "The Beast and his armies, shall rise from the pit, to make war against God."
 * "Army of Ghosts" has "The sphere is not of Cybermen design", followed thirty seconds later by "Location: Earth! Lifeforms detected! Exterminate! Exterminate!"
 * "Utopia" has "I...am...the Master..."
 * "Last of the Time Lords": "Right across the world. One word, just one thought, at one moment, but with fifteen satellites!"
 * Not as influential, but in the end..."The Face of Boe, they called me."
 * "The Stolen Earth" has a few.

"Exterminate!""

"The Doctor: Bob, keep running, but tell me: how did you escape?"
 * From The End of Time, Part 1: "This was the day the Time Lords returned."
 * Victory of the Daleks: BRACE-WELL-IS-A-BOMB."
 * This little crap-inducing exchange from "The Time of Angels":

Bob:I didn't, sir. The angels killed me too.""

"Sontaran: The Pandorica is ready!
 * And arguably "The aplans! They have two heads!" "So?"
 * From the classic series, "The Time Meddler" gives us "It's a TARDIS! The Monk's got a TARDIS!".
 * In "The Green Death", we get "I am the BOSS. I'm all around you. Exactly! I am the computer!"
 * From "The Pandorica Opens."

The Doctor: Ready for what?

Dalek: READY. FOR. YOU."

"Canton:" That is most certainly the Doctor, and he is most certainly dead.""
 * From "The Impossible Astronaut":

"Doctor:
 * "The Almost People":

Amy:

Doctor:"

"River: (To Amy and Rory)"
 * "A Good Man Goes to War" gives us River's identity:

"Doctor: That name, Mels...
 * In a related version.

Amy: Short for Melody. Yeah, I named my daughter after her.

Doctor: You named your daughter after ""

"Alex:"
 * From "Night Terrors":

"The Master: They made a deal with the Valeyard,"
 * From The Ultimate Foe

"Dalek: They cannot escape! Our time machine will soon follow them. They will be exterminated! Exterminated! Exterminated!"
 * The final scene of The Space Museum, leading into The Chase:

""I Ross, Take Thee Rachel...""
 * From The Twilight Zone: "Mr. Chambers, don't get on that ship. The rest of the book...'To Serve Man'...It's a cookbook!"
 * NCIS: "Tell me everything you know about this . . . NCIS."
 * "It's nice to meet you, Antony DiNardo."
 * Friends:

"Phoebe: Did she show you the place?
 * "Hey, my red sweater!"

Chandler: Yeah, it was beautiful.

Phoebe: I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you.

Chandler: I know."

"Monica: (getting out from under the covers) Do you think he knew I was here?"
 * Ross peeks into Chandler's hotel room to wake him up and express glee over getting married. After he leaves:

"Adar: What was that?
 * Battlestar Galactica Reimagined (2003), Crossroads, Part II: "We're Cylons. And we have been from the start."
 * Kara: "Hi Lee...It's gonna be OK. I've been to Earth. I know where it is. And I'm gonna take us there."
 * From the original Battlestar Galactica pilot, after Zack's Viper is destroyed:

Adama: That was my son, Mr. President."

Dana: "Jack... tell me what I can do." Jack: "Nothing. Nothing at all." "Vila: Do you think Blake knows what's happening? Why hasn't he come back yet? What are we supposed to do, Jenna?
 * Alias:
 * "I've waited almost thirty years for this." "MOM?!" (Irina to Sydney, "Almost Thirty Years")
 * "Congratulations sir. Phase one is complete. The Alliance is gone." (Sark to Sloane, "Phase One")
 * And from the same episode: "Yes, I'm in position. Everything's in place." (Double!Francie to Sark, "Phase One")
 * "Syd...since that night...you were missing. " (Vaughn to Sydney, "The Telling")
 * "Well, for starters, ." (Vaughn to Sydney, "Before the Flood")
 * Criminal Minds:
 * "God is in all of us." "So is Tracy Lambert." ("Lucky")
 * "Hey Garcia? I've been waiting all night to do this." ("Lucky")
 * "Did you get all that?" ("Masterpiece")
 * "Don't tell them about your brothers." ("Bloodline")
 * "You really should have taken the deal." ("...And Back")
 * "There! Were! Rules!" (First season finale)
 * "There won't be anyone to open that door for at least 13 minutes." Picks up picture of a previous victim "It took me less than five to do this." ("Damaged")
 * Twenty Four has a memorable one in Day Five:
 * Evelyn Martin: The Vice President has nothing to do with this!
 * Also in Day 2, when Roger Stanton is being interrogated about his role in the conspiracy. After learning that his plan has failed, he says, out of the blue, "Ask Sherry."
 * Tony Almeida: I'm sorry, Larry.
 * From the finale of Day 7, Tony gives us the tragic punchline to his madness. "YOU KILLED MY SON!"
 * Janet York in Day 1: "Who are you? Where's my father?"
 * An exchange between Jack and Dana Walsh on Day 8 as Dana begs for her life with Jack, who's essentially turning into Day 7 Tony at this point.
 * Aaron Pierce to Charles Logan on Day 5: "Is there anything else, Charles?"
 * Lost:
 * "I need to talk to you."
 * "Jack! One of them isn't on the manifest. He wasn't on the plane."
 * "The Others are coming."
 * "Only, the thing is...we're gonna have to take the boy."
 * "Ignore everything I'm saying."
 * "Interesting theory...LIGHT 'EM UUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!"
 * "What-what boat?"
 * "What...friends?"
 * "Who's Aaron?"
 * "We have to move the island."
 * "Yes, I was here 30 years ago. And I do. I remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly because..."
 * - "Why are we going to Jacob?" -
 * "It's good to see you out of those chains, "
 * "Always nice talking to you, "
 * "I'm sorry you had to see me like that."
 * "LaFleur."
 * "You don't have a son."
 * "How are you here?"
 * "We have to go back, Kate... we have to go back!"
 * "Are you Jack? My name's Daniel Farraday; I'm here to rescue you..."
 * "I'm here Charles to tell you that I'm going to kill your daughter."
 * The Sarah Connor Chronicles: "John Connor. Never heard of him."
 * Also from the finale: "You're building Skynet". "No. I'm building something to fight it."
 * "Will you join us?"
 * Farscape: Noranti whispers in Crichton's ear : "Aeryn...is...with child." Naturally this is followed seconds later by Moya being swallowed into a wormhole, and then John is unable to contact Aeryn for "some time" (long enough for him to grow an impressive beard, at least).
 * "I condemn you, John Crichton...to live! So that your lust for unfulfilled revenge...will consume you."
 * Made even worse in that this was in the middle of a procedure that temporarily removed the speech center of John's brain, during which Scorpious presumably killed the doctor, the one person on the planet (if not the galaxy) who could have repaired the damage.
 * Crichton attempts to return to Moya from Einstein's realm via wormhole fails, taking him to (1980s) Earth instead. "Whoops."
 * Caprica: "Zoe?"
 * Blakes Seven: "Star One", after Vila and Jenna discover that :

Jenna: Give the alarm.

Vila: Terrific idea, who do you suggest we tell?

Jenna:"

"Faith: What can I say, I'm the world's best actor.
 * Jericho: After Denver is nuked, a group of people are listening to an answering machine message where Dale's mother describes seeing the explosion, cut off as she's incinerated. "I didn't even know your mother was in Denver." Cue freakout.
 * In Black Jack, as they're looking at the map of the US. "But there are six stars up there? Where's the president?"
 * In one episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel has once again turned into his evil alter ego Angelus and helps Faith with luring the others into a trap.

Angel:"

"Buffy: ...oh. (cut to black)"
 * Wham! Line meets Crowning Moment of Awesome from the end of "Two to Go":
 * In the 3rd episode of Season 5, Riley: But she doesn't love me.
 * In the middle of season 5, Quentin Travers gets to supply the episode-ending Wham Line:

"Joyce: "Buffy, if you're going out, why don't you take your sister?"
 * From What's My Line, Part 1: "I am Kendra the Vampire Slayer."
 * A textbook one comes at the end of "Buffy vs. Dracula":

Buffy and Dawn: "Mom!""

"This time tomorrow, I'm going to kill you all.
 * "You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that? Think again!" (opens fire)
 * "Your shirt."
 * "We shall give back your soul!" (To )
 * "What'cha doing? "
 * Two from "Earshot":

"I came up here to kill myself.""

"Tara: I am you know.
 * In "Who Are You" Tara is fretting that the Scoobies don't even know she exists. Willow assure her that she will introduce her to them, but for the moment she wants something that is just hers.

Willow: What's that?

Tara: Yours."

"Cordelia: That...you have to get. Oh, and you're welcome.
 * On Angel:

Angel: (picks up phone) Hello? Yes, I know, she’s..."

"Connor: (Bursts through a portal and kills a monster with little effort before pointing a crossbow at Angel) Hi, Dad."

": Why do you think I let him out?"

"Angel: You thought I was going to turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me. Angel. You know that, right? Good. *starts smothering Wesley with a pillow* Son of a bitch, you are going to pay for what you did! You took my son, you son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I forgive you? Never! You're going to die, you hear me?! You're going to pay! You took my son! You took my son! You took my son! Never. Never. Never! I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! Dead! Dead!"

"Fred: Who's Connor?"

"Fred: So what are you lyin' about?


 * I don't like to brag but... read any good prophecies lately?"

"Gene:
 * "I have a message:
 * None of the actors (save for Alan Alda, who was also one of the writers), knew what Radar was going to say, and were told to just keep working regardless.
 * Mad Men:
 * "Hello. This is . I want to talk to you."
 * "She has cancer, Don."
 * "Would you say I know something about you, Don?" with the follow up: "After all, who's really signing this contract anyway?"
 * "Well, if you want to break your contract agreement and sell insurance, go ahead." "I don't have a contract."
 * From V-2009, we have: ""
 * Also, "" To cap off an already intense Wham! Episode.
 * In Merlin, the young druid boy's words "My name is " ends the scene with a sinister reminder that.
 * The very last words of the Quantum Leap finale --.
 * The end of "The Leap Home, Part 2" --
 * Ashes to Ashes:
 * "What? You expected us to disappear? In a puff of smoke? Matter meets anti-matter, time imploding on itself, that sort of thing?" (Martin Summers, 2x07, telling the Blinovitch Limitation Effect to go eff itself.)
 * "Bolls! Bolly! Listen, I don't know if you can hear me, Bolls. The nurses are going to be back in a minute. I need you to wake up. What about if I gave you a slap? Would that help?" (Gene Hunt, on )
 * "I say yes." (Shaz, 3x02)
 * This bit of dialogue from the finale, though most viewers had caught on already:

Alex:"

"Cat: Jade's dad is only coming to the play on the first night, right?
 * Victorious: In the episode "Wok Star":

Tori: Yeah.

Cat: So then why don't we just do it the way Jade wrote it for that one night?

Tori: 'Cause, Mrs. Li is gonna be there and she wants it done her way.

Cat: But what if she's not there?

Andre: I think Cat just said something pretty smart."

"George: Well, this is splendid, comradely news! Together, we'll fight for king and country, and be sucking sausages in Berlin by teatime.
 * There are two in the final episode of Black Adder:
 * While they're discussing Darling's arrival in their dugout. To this point in the episode, George has happily awaited the order to advance, going so far as to turn down an offer to leave with General Melchett before the battle.

Edmund: Yes, I hope their cafes are well stocked; everyone seems determined to eat out the moment they arrive.

George: No, really, this is brave, splendid and noble! ...Sir?

Edmund: Yes, Lieutenant?

George: I'm scared, sir."

"Darling: I say, listen - our guns have stopped.
 * Just before they go over the top.

George: You don't think...

Baldrick: ...perhaps...the war's over? Perhaps it's peace.

Darling: Thank God. We lived through it."

"Dr. Cox: Aren't you going to take some pictures?
 * In fact, by this time in the war, the guns would still have been firing since the "Creeping Barrage" was standard practice - the artillery gradually entended the aiming point at roughly the same speed as the advancing infantry.
 * What, you expected anything in an attack organised by General Melchett to go right?!
 * A number of Burn Notice episodes, including:
 * "False Flag": "I'll do whatever you want, just don't go after my son!" or, just in case you didn't get that one, "It's a great technique, as long as you're not the someone else."
 * "Breaking and Entering": "But we did meet, Michael! Tell Sam thanks for the help with the crossword."
 * "Friends and Family": "They're not coming for Rufino. They're coming for you."
 * "End Run": "What about Bel-Anna? I mean, "
 * "Friends Like These": "The only one who knows where that ledger is is her!"
 * "Enemies Closer": "I left you like three messages!"
 * "Friends and Enemies": "Mike, ."
 * "Ivan...Did you see the sun rise this morning?"
 * From Dollhouse: "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."
 * "We're ready."
 * "I remember everything."
 * From Scrubs, the episode My Screw Up

JD: Pictures of what?

Dr. Cox: You know. Crying babies covered in chocolate. People singing happy birthday to my son who've never even met him before. You know, the whole routine.

JD:"

"Charlie: There was an accident at 18th and Potomac. was driving her car back here and.
 * Jekyll Wham Line Generator for a miniseries. "They've turned off the cameras...all of them. Nobody can see or hear us...."
 * "I'd forgotten the room number," "You know what? HE didn't..."
 * "I don't own a black van."
 * "Did...you put ecstasy in my drink?"
 * And: "He has, Leo."
 * From the first season finale: "WHO'S BEEN HIT? WHO'S BEEN HIT?"
 * "I have a dead agent on the scene."
 * "You're relieved, Mr. President."
 * And let's not forget:

Leo: Is she all right?

Charlie:."

"The 456: The human infant mortality rate is 29,158 deaths per day. Every three seconds, a child dies. The human response is to accept, and adapt.
 * Ugly Betty: "I see that ski accident has been pretty kind to you, Alexander Meade." "My name is Alexis."
 * Kamen Rider Faiz:
 * Kamen Rider Decade: Wataru has just revealed that by Decade's efforts the nine Riders Decade has aided will live through their stories. When asked about Decade, his answer:
 * Additionally, his line towards Decade in the finale regarding his mission:
 * Played for laughs in Whose Line Is It Anyway - in the game called (oddly enough) Whose Line, Colin and Ryan are given slips of paper with pre-written lines to incorporate into the scene, and since the writing is usually done before the show starts, the Wham! Line aspect of taking the scene in a different direction is unavoidable...but Colin and Ryan don't even miss a beat.
 * An outright Lampshade Hanging occurs in Scenes from a Hat when the suggestion "Worst lines in a Soap Opera leading into commercials" is pulled out.
 * Torchwood: Children of Earth, when the 456 reveal their interest in human children:
 * Also Day Four, because all of the buildup makes you think that this is going to be a Big Damn Heroes moment for the Torchwood team to save the day.

Jack: We’re adapting right now, and we’re making this a war.

The 456: Then the fight begins.

Jack: We’re waiting for your reply.

The 456:

The 456:"

"Children of Earth: We Are Coming..."
 * Heck, they manage to condense the WHAM into a word at the end of Day One.

"Lily: Something's happened.
 * Mystery Science Theater 3000: "Could you guys sign my time card?"
 * Possibly a better line: "Say Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?"
 * Carnivale:
 * "Tipton" - "There's rules, boy. To give life, you gotta take it from someplace else." (Rebecca Donovan, to Ben Hawkins)
 * "The River" - "Privyet, Ira."
 * "Day of the Dead" - "I did it for you."
 * "New Canaan, CA" - "This is your house."
 * Taxi - "Could I say just one word? SELTZER!" (From the episode "Jim's Mario's")
 * Firefly: At the end of "Heart of Gold": I'm leaving."
 * Babylon 5: From the third season's penultimate episode: "Hello, "
 * "The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace... "
 * From the first season finale of Bones: "That...is " And again in the sixth season finale.
 * Supernatural: "I'm an angel of the Lord."
 * "You!"
 * "You're going to have to...sweeten the pot."
 * From the Season 6 finale,
 * And in the following season premiere,
 * And, of course, the line that took Poor Communication Kills Up to Eleven: "You don't understand! Lilith is the final seal!"
 * How I Met Your Mother: From "Bad News".

Marshall:"

{{quote| Robin: Whatever. It's better this way. No one holding me back, no one preventing me from travelling where I want to travel, going where I want to go. That's why I'm glad {{spoiler|you're... not... real...}}
 * And prior to that, in "Canning Randy", Zoey has got Ted's architecture class to abandon him and turn against him after he wanted the Arcadian to be blown up while they didn't. When asked if he has anything to say for himself, what's his response? "Anyone not in class tomorrow gets an F." And it works.**
 * An absolutely heartbreaking one at the end of Symphony of Illumination. The episode features Robin telling her kids how she met their father, despite The audience sees Robin's kids as she tells the story. At the very end...

 {{spoiler|{the kids fade away, leaving Robin all alone)}}

Robin: Really glad. }} "Thor:"
 * Haven: Said to Audrey:
 * The letter Duke finds in "Business As Usual":
 * The Inside:
 * "Everyone is here. The ninth victim is ." - Web, "New Girl in Town"
 * And later in the episode: "You expect us to believe ?" - Danny
 * "Him! That's the voice! Real distinctive voice." - The witness in "Thief of Hearts" fingers  as the guy who bribed her.
 * "You're wearing my shirt, Gordon."
 * "And now we get to, what was all the creepy stuff that he was going to put into the screenplay and the movie. And the creepy stuff was, that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. Now, my response to that is...yes I have."
 * Frasier:
 * Stargate SG-1
 * "Unending"
 * "Unending"

"Sam Tyler:"
 * Life On Mars
 * "Series 2, Episode 8"

"Rodney McKay:"
 * Stargate Atlantis
 * "Progeny"

"Jason:"
 * Stargate Universe
 * "Common Descent"

"Alternate!TJ:"
 * "Epilogue"

""Colby Granger, FBI, also working for the Chinese.""
 * Numb3rs:
 * In "The Janus List", someone is reading off the eponymous master list of double agents:

"Kurt: It's good to know that I have friends here at McKinley, as well as a true brother."
 * From the episode "Furt" of Glee:

"Picard: You will assist us to assimilate this vessel. You are Borg. You will assist us.
 * Hilariously subverted in a first season episode, however. When asked if she and Puck are dating, Santana replies "Sex is not dating." Brittany adds, "" There's a long silence...then everyone else continues as if she never said anything, apparently not wanting to touch Brittany's contribution with a ten-foot pole. is barely even mentioned again until nearly a season later.
 * From the Punky Brewster episode "Accidents Happen," Punky runs to Henry's arms the day her class watched the Space Shuttle Challenger lifts off, and she sobs "It blew up."
 * In Star Trek the Next Generation's episode, "Remember Me", the computer's definition of the universe:
 * And, of course: "I am Locutus of Borg."
 * As well as "Mr. Worf, FIRE!" from the cliffhanger of that episode.
 * From "I, Borg":

Third of Five/Hugh: I will not.

Picard: What did you say?

Hugh: I will not assist you.

Picard: "I"?

Hugh: Geordi must not be assimiliated.

Picard: But you are Borg.

Hugh: No. I am Hugh."

"Vulcan: Live long and prosper.
 * One Star Trek Enterprise episode revisits the first contact between Zefram Cochrane and the Vulcans:

Cochrane: *tries to do the Vulcan salute*

Cochrane: "

": "This man came into my house as a guest and there conspired to murder my son, a boy of ten. In the name of King Robert and the good lords you serve, I call upon you to seize him and help me return him to Winterfell to await the king's justice.""
 * Game of Thrones:
 * 01x04: "Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things"

": I did warn you not to trust me."
 * 01x07: "You Win Or You Die

": Ser Ilyn, bring me his head."
 * 01x09: "Baelor"

"Dany: There is no king of Qarth.
 * 02x07

Xaro: There is now. That was the other part of the arrangement."

"Grenn: Three blasts."
 * 02x10: "Valar Morghulis

"Chuck: That's completely insane, who told you this?
 * In Chuck vs The Ring. A combination of Wham! Line, Wham! Episode given how it completely changes the dynamic for the characters.



"Shaw: Does Chuck know about you, ?"
 * "Okay. I got this."
 * Almost every season 5 episode ended with a wham for example, in episode 7, Sarah visits Shaw in prison.

"Gretchen: "Oh my god... it's me.""
 * Happens about Once a Season in Survivor, usually coinciding with a Shocking Elimination. Examples are:
 * Borneo: "The Merger" - this line at Tribal Council is considered by a few long-time fans as the line that changed the entire course of the series itself:

"Nick:"
 * The Australian Outback: "Trial By Fire'':

"Sean: "This is the order, how it's gonna go?""
 * Marquesas: "Jury's Out" - With Boston Rob eliminated from the game, it looks like nothing can stop John Caroll and the Rotu 4 from cruising all the way to the end of the game. The next immunity challenge is the coconut chop challenge, and the Rotu 4 gang up and eliminate their main target, Sean Rector, first. It looks like Sean is doomed at the next tribal council. The Rotu 4 then proceed to eliminate Vecepia ... then Kathy ... then Neleh. Sean then observes aloud:

"Sandra: "And in my head, and mumbling under my breath, I was like 'I swear on my two kids that I'm gonna screw you [Jon] and Burton.'""
 * With that, Kathy, Neleh and Paschal realize that Rotu is showing their planned order of voting, and that they are at the bottom of the former Rotu hierarchy. They proceed to join forces with Sean and Vecepia, blindside the arrogant John at the next Tribal Council, and wipe out the rest of the Rotu 4 at the next 3 votes.
 * Pearl Islands: "Mutiny" - Jonny Fairplay appears to have the game in hand - he and Burton are one tribal council away from the final four for both of them. To make sure that they're both a lock for the endgame, he approaches Sandra to make sure that she's going to vote along with him. She appears to agree, but just so Jon is sure that Sandra's going along with his plans, he makes her swear on her two kids, which she does. Satisfied, he walks away, and we cut to a Sandra confessional...

"Jeff Probst: (revealing the third vote for Parvati) Parvati, does not count. We're still at two votes Russell. (reveals next vote) Parvati, does not count."
 * What follows is Jon and Burton's game completely collapsing on itself.
 * Heroes vs. Villains: "Banana Etiquette" - The majority alliance is planning to take out Russell or Parvati at the tribal council that night, and decide to split their votes between the two, while Parvati, Russell, and Danielle vote for Tyson. At the tribal council, Russell plays the hidden immunity idol for Parvati, and...:

"Jeff Probst: (pulls out the sixth vote) Steve (Steve goes Oh Crap, Julie Face Palms, Matt nods smugly) That's five votes Grant, one vote Steve. (reveals next vote) Matt."
 * Redemption Island: "This Game Respects Big Moves" - The minority alliance is planning to weaken Rob and his majority alliance by convincing Matt (who had returned from the titular island after being blindsided) to go along with them and taking out Grant. Rob gets wind of this and immediately starts taking countermeasures by talking Matt back onto his side, secretly planning to have his alliance cut him loose immediately. The minority alliance anticipates the majority outvoting them, so at the tribal council, the immunity idol is played on Mike, the most obvious target. All of the votes from the minority come up Grant, and then...

"Coach: “I’m gonna tell you right now, our tribe isn’t budging ... and I feel like you guys are trying to play us.”"
 * South Pacific: "Double Agent" - Ozzy's bold gambit to get himself voted to Redemption Island in order to take out Christine, betting that they were about to merge and his play would bring his tribe into the merge even with the other tribe, actually works when he defeats Christine in the challenge and they do in fact merge, bringing him back into the game. The second part of his plan involves Ozzy acting at the Redemption Island challenge like Cochran betrayed the whole tribe by playing the immunity idol. This would allow Cochran to infiltrate the other tribe as a double agent. Later, Cochran is playing up being on the outs with his tribe to Coach to try to get more information. It seems to be going well, until:

"Clarkson: [Reading the challenge] Oh, god.."
 * Top Gear's 2010 Christmas special has one in the first 5 minutes:

"Skyler: Walt, did you bring your cell phone?
 * Boy Meets World had "Cory, will you marry me?" from the episode "Graduation".
 * From Breaking Bad, in the Season 2 finale "ABQ", while Walt is under anesthesia

Walt: Which one?"

"Skyler: You're a drug dealer."
 * In the season 3 premiere.

"Skyler: I fucked Ted."
 * Forms the name of the episode "I.F.T.":

"Hank: Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?"
 * The last line of the Season 4 episode "Cornered":

"Gus: If you interfere, the problem becomes much simpler. I will kill you. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."
 * From Crawl Space

"Gemma: What, Siobhan, what, because there is nothing you could possibly say to make this okay!
 * Dexter, "Seeing Red":
 * Ringer, 4th episode of the 1st season:

Bridget:"

"Lucy: (to Van Alden)"
 * Stargate SG 1: "From this day forth I will reclaim my real name." (removes helmet) "Apophis."
 * Boardwalk Empire
 * Two from "A Return to Normalcy"

"Eli: (after walking into the Commodore's home) You tell him about our plan?"

""Welcome to Cicero!""
 * From "To the Lost":

"Tia: She's so beautiful.
 * From the episode of Sister Sister when the twins meet a photographer named Matt who knew their biological mother and shows them a photograph of her:

Matt: I thought you knew her.

Tamera: We never met her, but she was our biological mother.

Matt (shocked): This is unbelievable.."

"Robert: I am sorry to announce that we are at war with Germany."
 * Even if you knew this was coming, the last line from the first series of Downton Abbey changes everything:

"My name is Nathan Ford...and I am a thief."
 * Leverage
 * The Season 2 finale:

"Damien Moreau: That's no way to treat an old friend."
 * From The Big Bang Job:

"Jimmy Ford: I took this job for you, dammit!"
 * "The Radio Job":

"Kimberly: So what do we do now? Goldar has all the power coins.
 * Power Rangers
 * "Return of an Old Friend"

Jason:"


 * "A Zeo Beginning"

"Justin: Guys, Isn't that cool or what?"
 * Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie

"TJ: Justin, we're missing someone!
 * "Chase Into Space"

Justin: He..."

"Andros (to ):"
 * "Secret of the Locket"

"Zordon: Andros, I've always known that you"
 * "The Rangers' Leap of Faith"


 * "Countdown to Destruction"

"Maya: We've landed on"
 * "Journey's End"

"Carter: Why, sir? Why did you stop us?
 * "From Deep in the Shadows"

Cpt. Mitchell: Because,"

"Mack: Good thing. Good thing. Good thing."
 * "Things Not Said"

"Gem: But we don't...
 * "Doctor K"

Gemma: ...have access to Alphabet Soup's security computers.

Dr. K: I don't need access, I just need to blind the servers for a few minutes, with this:"

"John: My best friend, Sherlock Holmes,"
 * The last episode of season 2 of Sherlock starts with one.

"Moriarty: Well good luck with that."
 * And has another good one near the end.

"Irene: Oh dear God, look at the poor man. You don't actually think I was interested in you? Why? Because you're the great Sherlock Holmes, the clever detective in the funny hat?
 * The end of A Scandal in Belgravia has another fantastic one.

Sherlock: No...because I took your pulse."

"Shao Khan: You're already in Outworld!"
 * Desperate Housewives season 6 finale: "It's in the detonator."
 * Mortal Kombat Conquest:

"McGarrett: Mom?."
 * At the very end "Ua Hala", the second-season finale of the reimagined Hawaii Five-O, McGarrett finally gets the answer to that season's Driving Question: Who is Shelburne?