Rio Bravo/Funny

"Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants."
 * It makes sense in context.

"Feathers: I thought you were never going to say it. Chance: Say what? Feathers: That you love me. Chance: I said I'd arrest you. Feathers: It means the same thing, you know that."
 * I always laugh during this exchange.

"How do ya like them apples?! Heh heh heh!"
 * Also counts as a moment of heartwarming.
 * Stumpy, just Stumpy

"Stumpy: You think I'll ever get to be a sheriff? Dude: Not unless you start minding your own business."
 * And who could forget...