Loading Ready Run

Early in 2003, two guys named Graham and Paul figured making a website where they could show off some of their videos would be a good idea.

Several months later, when they remembered the idea, they started work on it. After a couple design concepts, they settled on Loading Ready Run, inspired in name and appearance by the Commodore 64 home computer system from the '80s. See, they're also big geeks.

More than just showing off their few previous works, Graham and Paul decided to make new videos. Lots of new videos. Like, one every week. As well as being big geeks, they also make very poor and ambitious decisions. Despite the thoroughly insane schedule they'd set up for themselves, and even though there was work and school to deal with, LRR has yet to miss a week's update.

Loadingreadyrun.com is based in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada -- and is quite possibly made of pure awesome.

From their initial sketch comedy scenarios, they've also created a whole host of Web Original series:


 * Loading Ready Run: Self-titled sketch comedy show. Began on the team's website and is now hosted at The Escapist.
 * Commodore HUSTLE: Originally a Sit Com based on the cast's real life but pretty quickly creating wackier scenarios while still keeping a lot of incidents from reality. After one season, it was decided to be too much work to continue, and now Commodore HUSTLE is an irregular series subbing in on the weekly sketch show.
 * Friday Nights: Premiered February 23rd 2012, as a spin off from Commodore HUSTLE, produced in association with Wizards of the Coast and centering on the group's enjoyment of Magic the Gathering as Paul gets into the game.
 * Iron Stomach Challenge: In which a bunch of idiots agree to eat horrible things on video. Updated irregularly.
 * Unskippable, hosted on The Escapist: Mystery Science Theater 3000 style snarking over video-game cut scenes, performed by Graham and Paul. A one-off event wherein they did a Let's Play under the Unskippable moniker would later spawn...
 * GPLP. Graham & Paul Let's Play. It's Exactly What It Says On the Tin.
 * Escapist News Network: News Parody show aimed at video-game news, hosted at The Escapist. Began as a kind of The Onion style deadpan snark affair, but over time shifted to a more Mock the Week boisterous approach when the original approach failed to go over with The Escapist's audience. Sadly, this style didn't go over much either, and the show was cancelled. Then it suddenly reappeared as...
 * Checkpoint, hosted at Penny Arcade TV: Pretty much exactly the same show as ENN in its latter mode, but with a new colour palette!
 * The Whatever Thing: A rambling vidcast style show hosted by Morgan that was more-or-less just him talking about the news, sometimes with Graham helping out. Notable for spawning MAN COOKING, a cooking show hosted by Morgan via subverted Testosterone Poisoning. Despite this, Morgan's lack of interest killed the show, before it rose again as...
 * Phailhaüs: Which took the rough idea of The Whatever Thing but replaced Morgan with Graham as the lead host, often supplemented by guests. Used jump-cuts between guests to create a rapid-fire style of delivery. Featured another cooking episode. Huge hit with their fans, so much so that it was turned into...
 * Feed Dump, hosted at The Escapist: Which is basically just Phailhaüs, but now Loading Ready Run got paid for it.
 * Crapshots: Ultra-short comedy videos no longer than one minute. (Okay, one video ran for 1:01, sue them.) Currently on hiatus.
 * The Daily Drop, hosted at The Escapist: Slow Motion Drop, the web series. With some of their trademark quirk intact, mostly involving a crowbar when items proved recalcitrant. Ran for one series.
 * Loading Time, a behind-the-scenes video feature, later repurposed as a weekly Escapist column.
 * And finally Desert Bus for Hope: A once-a-year show aimed at raising money for Child's Play. The crew play one incredibly boring videogame non-stop for as long as people will keep on paying them to do it. The most recent iteration took over six days.

In addition, they post miscellaneous bonus videos on their website, live stream Magic: The Gathering Online drafts, and update two podcasts in the time left over. Even excluding the series without regular update schedules, they really do have a staggering level of output.

"Graham: So, these (indicating about thirty soft drink cans) represent the 300 Spartans, and ... this (takes Johnny's soft drink can) represents the one million Persians.
 * A Day in The Limelight: A recent episode of Commodore Hustle had Tally, Cam, Dale and Kate trying to deal with someone who sent them a crate of bees for Desert Bus.
 * Acting for Two: This was often the case in the early days of the site, especially when the only actors were Graham and Paul. In the Loading Ready Rumble (a battle royale of characters from past videos), 25 characters were played by seven people.
 * RapStar 64K is also rather insane, as only two out of the eight cast members play only one character.
 * Affectionate Parody: Many, including the excellent CSI:CSI - Internal Investigations. Replaced the discovery of a dead body with the stealing and eating of another person's sandwich. Another example would be How To Talk Like A Pirate, which poked fun at old-style informational videos.
 * Analogy Backfire: Overlaps with Sidetracked By the Analogy in the Rapidfire sketches, where Graham's character Jeff tries to explain simple concepts to Johnny's character using complex analogies, and Johnny completely fails to understand.

Johnny: One - one million?

Graham: Yes.

Johnny: (indicates the lone can) This is one million Persians?"

"Paul: I've got something to tell you. You may want to sit down.
 * Avengers Assemble: Parodied and Justified in The Job, since this was their first main video that was hosted by the Escapist, so they used this as an excuse to introduce the cast. Although the job they need to pull off ends up being moving a couch.
 * Bizarre Seasons: A variant in Daylight Savings, where whole days pass by in a matter of seconds, forcing the introduction of a 5792-day calender and several new months like "Septebgust", "Junetember" and "Windows Vista".
 * Breaking Bad News Gently: Said at times. One example is in All the Little People:

Graham: (uncomfortable) I... think I'd rather stand... near the door."

"James: Is this really how Season Four ended??
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: The Season 4 Finale broke the Fourth Wall at the end by having the following exchange:

Graham: Well... it is now.

All: *look directly at the camera*"

"Xavier: You need me to remind you that Karen is not a toy. She's not just going to sit on a shelf. If you leave her alone long enough, eventually she's going to run into someone like me..."
 * Broken Aesop: A mild version in Xavier. Xavier is a figment of Martin's imagination which tries to tell him to stop playing video games and spend some quality time with his girlfriend.

"Xavier: Oh, Martin. You really don't need me, you know."
 * It turns out, however, that his girlfriend's idea of quality time is playing video games. Lampshaded:

"Graham: We've been waiting for James - if he doesn't get here soon it's gonna be Snakes on James's Face, Applied Liberally and With Force.
 * Butt Monkey: Matt; both in the 'them playing them' videos and in the group in general. Unlike traditional Butt Monkeys, the group defends him if the forums get too vocal with Matt insults, and Matt normally gives as good as he gets. Nonetheless, LRR aren't shy about the trope, and during DB 3 a running gag began where Matt was personally blamed for all the world's problems.
 * Buffy-Speak: In Snakes on the Town:

(James shows up)

Graham: Way to answer your phone, No-Answer-Your-Phone..."

"Kathleen: But wait, don't answer yet! You get the sword, you get the reasonably attractive maiden, you get martyred-
 * But Thou Must: Parodied in Duty Calls, where the peasant (Paul) flat-out refuses to go on the Divine Quest laid out for him by the archangel Gabriel(le).
 * But Wait! There's More!: In Duty Calls:

Graham: What?

Kathleen: -I mean rich, and famous, all for the low low price of one dragon and one small, slightly evil wizard!"

"Moderator: I understand that in the Internet microcosm what was said are compliments, but in the real world it's considered harassment."
 * The Very Best of Room Tone is built around this.
 * Calling Your Attacks: In 'Man Cooking', Calling Your Ingredients.
 * The Cameo: To the shock and awe of all, the group managed to grab two geek-oriented celebrities for cameos in Lock Out. The lucky cameo-ees? Will Wheaton and Tycho!!
 * Yet another cameo, though he doesn't actually appear in person, is Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw of Zero Punctuation as the narrator for the video Save Our Games. And, again, while he doesn't show up in person, he does mention at the end that he's narrator, at which point his Zero Punctuation character appears on screen for a second or two.
 * Canada, Eh?: Had fun poking fun at some typical Canadian stereotypes in Canadaman. In it, the eponymous hero faces off against his francophone nemesis: Jaques Francois.
 * "Canada is Sorry" pokes fun at Canadian stereotypes.
 * Catch Phrase: Graham's "Phunny story". Particularly during LR Rcasts and the Phailhaus.
 * The head of Evil Inc. has "Daaaaamn..."
 * Jangles and Jones have "Ain't no thang" or something like that.
 * Throughout Commodore HUSTLE, Matt says "It's the principle of the matter" when someone asks why he's doing something the complicated way. Paul turns this against him to cheat him out of cookies.
 * In MAN COOKING, Morgan has "Manliness is in direct proportion to largeliness!" and "If your girlfriend likes your cooking, you're doing it wrong!"
 * Character Blog: Whenever a Twitter account is shown during either a regular video or ENN, it generally exists for real (the crew's justification being that it's just easier to make a Twitter account that's fake instead of Photoshopping something together). Special mention goes to RoJo, the robotic game reviewer, Heather Blerd, known spambot, and United 3/4 Inch Wingnuts, a company that sells wingnuts.
 * Gaming blog Sir Fragsalot.com, as mentioned frequently in ENN, is a real website
 * Chekhov's Gag: Every Jonny story so far has ended with the line "...and THAT was when I blacked out".
 * Clark Kenting: Exaggerated in Superman and the Concentrated Light Ray, in which Clark goes out of his way to state that he is Superman, but nobody believes him.
 * Clothes Make the Legend: Even when playing different characters, the crew always find ways to put Paul in a labcoat, and make James a cop with a bushy fake mustache. Alex's welding goggles seem to be something he actually wears all the time, however...which may even be better.
 * Continuity Nod: Insofar as there is any continuity in the LRRverse to begin with, callbacks to ArMEGAddon come up every now and then. Looks like it caught on after all.
 * These sorts of references to previous videos used to be far, far more common. At one point in time, more than half the videos posted as weekly updates made at least one subtle nod to a past joke. When the series was picked up by the Escapist, it was made was made less self-referential for the sake of potential new fans.
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment: In a somewhat unorthodox way of raising money for the Penny Arcade "Child's Play" charity, they played Desert Bus for almost a week non-stop. Given that Desert Bus consists of driving a slow bus down a dead straight road between Tucson and Las Vegas, without being able to pause or save, in real time, it's not surprising that they considered it a terrible torture.
 * It's WORSE. It constantly turns so you can't take your hands off the controller. And the worst part? If you go off the road, you get towed back to Tuscon, at the same speed: 50 mph...in real time. However, this defeats continuous play, so the crew resets when it happens.
 * Corpsing: Many examples.
 * In their very first video, Graham messes up one of his lines, causing Paul to start laughing. For whatever reason, it wasn't re-shot, but it did fade into a different shot, presumably to allow them to regain their composure.
 * During some of their pre-Escapist videos, such as Morgan's Problem, there was a stinger involving one or more of the crew Corpsing.
 * The Phailhaus's signature cutaway style frequently allowed for somebody to tell a really bad joke, then cut to a different story before the other hosts' laughter got too loud. It was fairly common to see them start laughing though.
 * Deconstruction: Of the words to the Canadian National Anthem in National Anathema
 * Demoted to Extra: Bill, Morgan, Tim and Jer, who each left the crew for their own reasons.
 * Desert Bus for Hope : They made this.
 * Everything's Worse With Bears: Kathleen's 'completely rational' fear of bears is a particularly notable Running Gag.
 * Fan Service: When the crew attempted to achieve viral success with anonymous YouTube accounts, Kathleen released a video called "I heard you liek tits". Which utterly failed to generate viral fame.
 * Ironically, Kathleen's noticeable assets later became a subject of entirely unintentional Fanservice when she forgot to bring her camisole to an ENN shoot. The Escapist's policy on video comment pages changed almost overnight.

"Voiceover: To order the Best of Yummies Room Tone collection, and receive the Yummies Essential Foley Archive entirely free of charge, simply gaze into a mirror, and speak your order three times while burning $69.95 (or three easy payments of $29.95) on a sacrificial altar to the Old Gods."
 * Final Speech: Subverted in Mercenary Solutions 2, where it seems as though the victim is taking a long time to die, but only because Kane stabbed him with a spoon.
 * Foreshadowing: In the Loading Ready Rumble, JP of 64k says "We already lost our boy C-Unit!" when confronting Jangles and Jones. This foreshadows the next week's video, where 64k makes a song explaining how they lost their former fourth member Core-Unit to World of Warcraft addiction.
 * Four Equal Payments Of: Parodied in The Very Best of Room Tone:

"Voiceover: To order the Yummies Best of Room Tone collection, and receive the Yummies Essential Foley Archive, and a burned CD of Apple loops for $79.95 (or 8000 hourly payments of 1 penny), simply carve your order into a rock or large stump, tie it to your feet, and then cast yourself into the sea."
 * Later,

"Graham: Hey everybody. I'm the Federal Booty Inspector, Graham. Joining me this week is a Federated Beetle Informant, Paul ... and a Fiery Boysenberry Island, Kathleen."
 * Fun With Acronyms: In Cruise Vacation, where a happy couple get invited on a cruise by the Freedom Bank International.
 * Also in this Feed Dump, which also uses the letters "FBI" to explain the supposed roles of the hosts.

"Graham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Word of the Day: condign
 * Gender Blender Name: Gabriel in Duty Calls, because "some moron gets ONE woodcut wrong ONCE, like two thousand years ago".
 * Genre Savvy: The Bad News video had Paul, Graham, Kathleen and Jeremy cast as video game bosses.
 * The Ghost: Edward James Olmos, who is mentioned all the time but is never seen. Possibly because it's a small production in Victoria and he's Edward James Olmos.
 * Girlfriend in Canada: The aptly named "Canadian Girlfriend" discusses the trope and how it can be used by Canadians.
 * Hypocritical Humor: The fake viral video YouTube is Stupid! and so are its users, in which Bill does everything he's complaining about.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: It is a Running Gag that Matt is banned from doing the Phailhaus (and more recently Feed Dump) for making these:

...

Matt: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we condign in hell!

Graham: That's it, mister, you are on a one-Phailhaus timeout."

"Morgan: YOUU CAN'T DEFEAT MEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * In Mysterious Ways: In The Lich King's New Wrath, where God demands that Joanne get to level 70 in World of Warcraft.
 * In Space: In Ways to Stay Warm one listed method is a "Space Heater," and a character is show sitting next to one. The next shot is of that same character slowly tumbling across the screen, over a backdrop of earth from orbit while the music momentarily shifts to a more 2001-esque melody. The listed method? "Spaaaaaace Heater."
 * Insane Troll Logic: Graham's explanation of the relationship between time and money in Time is Money. It actually works.
 * Graham once again, this time in Cruising. Gay men use the only men's restroom in the building to "cruise" for casual sex. Everyone should know this, because it's in the school's monthly gay newsletter. Being straight doesn't preclude reading the gay newsletter, because after all, plenty of guys who are gay don't read it. Oh, and lesbians cruise in that restroom too; they can't use the women's room, because it's the only one in the building! That would be absurd.
 * Keep Circulating the Tapes: The first season contained several copyrighted songs. However, this was prior to the existence of YouTube, so the laws were much less enforced and they were able to get away with it at the time, even selling some DVDs. Now they can't even host the videos on their own site. There is one DVD being shared throughout the UK, but the crew requests that nobody copies it or makes a torrent of it, making this the only way to get your hands on the special features for season one. It is possible to find the original videos through internet archival sites, though.
 * Large Ham: Morgan is very capable of this when he needs to be.
 * In Morgan's Problem, the rest of the crew burst out laughing due to Morgan's excessive hamminess:

(everyone starts laughing)

Paul: NINE THOUSAND!"

"Morgan: WOOOAAAH, YOU JUST GOT FRIIIIIIIDGED!!"
 * And in the Rapidfire II sketches:

"Graham: Hey everybody. I'm the Federal Booty inspector, Graham. Joining me this week is the Federated Beetle Informant, Paul-
 * Loads and Loads of Characters: Considering how many people were actually around to play them, the Loading Ready Rumble counts
 * Lock and Load Montage: Any time the CROWBAR IS READY in the Daily Drop.
 * The beginning of 1337 also counts.
 * Lower Deck Episode: Arguably, several early videos featuring Kathleen and her kooky friends, since they deviate from the usual cast and location so drastically. (Includes Job Hunt and Stuck In A Car With Your Friends)They were usually made due to filming constraints. Namely, the fact that Graham was in Prince George at the time.
 * Massive Multiplayer Scam: Morgan becomes the victim of a really absurd one in The Divorce.
 * Ms. Fanservice: Ash Vickers. Her breasts have a Twitter account.
 * Also Kathleen in several ENN episodes.
 * And now Checkpoint.
 * Lampshaded and Parodied in a Feed Dump intro:

Paul (alarmed): Who told you?!

Graham: -and a Fiery Boysenberry Island, Kathleen.

Kathleen: I'm delicious and also hot! No wait! No, no, um... I'm delicious and also on fire!"

""Until next time remember: there may be better sources for news, but they don't have *while placing a Nice Hat upon his head* this hat.""
 * Music Video: Created its very own fake-white-80's-rap band for the sole purpose of making parody videos -- mostly about gaming. This includes The LoadingReadyRap and 1337.
 * My Friends and Zoidberg: In The Writers Room: Matthew, Mark, Luke and Harold.
 * Nice Hat: Graham's sign off for Feed Dump:

"Alex: Had you going there for a while, didn't I?"
 * No Animals Were Harmed: Played with in "Ted the Cat" for the Daily Drop, where the standard procedure for failed drops is to hit the unbroken object with a crowbar. The drop falls into the 'unsatisfactory' category, and the video then goes through all the motions of showing the cat being hit with a crowbar... but instead they drop him a second time, where he lands more gracefully.

"Graham: *reads a news story as a song* It's song time!
 * No Fourth Wall: (sorta, maybe... I don't know? Okay, okay. ALL THE METAFICTION TROPES COMBINED): Quantum Documentary. "A documentary about itself."
 * "No. Just... No" Reaction: In Feed Dump.

Kathleen: *excited* Can I sing a song?

Alex: NO!

Kathleen: *pouts*"

"Johnny Lunchbox: Uh, my name is Bill
 * Noodle Incident: "The thing with the children's choir" in "Nuntastic"
 * Whatever Rob (played by Graham) has done in You're Kidding
 * No Peripheral Vision: [[Exaggerated Trope Exaggerated] in En Garde, where the two guards played by Matt and Paul can't see Andy breaking into the facility because they are so focused on looking the way they were ordered; even when Matt brings up the idea of "looking that way once in a while", and gestures towards Andy, missing him by centimeters, they still don't notice him because they never actually look directly at him.
 * Oh, Hi There.: In a number of their videos, a character will look at the camera and say "Oh, hi. I didn't see you there"
 * The Oner: "Desert Bus Killed the Internet Star."
 * Also The Writers Room.
 * And Jonny.
 * One Steve Limit: In Johnny the Intern

Bill: Taken!

Graham: Yeah, looks like you're shit out of luck there."

"Graham: How 'bout an example of what you're foretellin'?
 * Outsourcing Fate: Shades of this in The Writers Room, where God outsources the writing of the Ten Commandments to the "best theological writers in the business". Played for Laughs, naturally.
 * Overly Prepared Gag: The first Rapidfire video featured this as arguably the point of the video. Pay attention to the clown.
 * The entirety of Interrupt This Program.
 * Painting the Fourth Wall: A large percentage of Time is Money consists of Graham explaining physics by drawing graphs in the air with his fingers.
 * The 'Bed Buggery' sketch had Graham tell Matt that his acting wasn't believable. Subverted in the stinger, which repeated the scene, ending with the two staring at the camera and then a boom mike moving across the shot.
 * Pants Free: In "Wyyy" and as a closing gag in the Phailhaus
 * Portmanteau: In "The Pub" where The Pub was the Portmanteau Club. Among other awkward entries.
 * The Rashomon: Plays with this trope in the video The Season 4 Finale. In it, the usual characters are gathered as old men at the site's 30-year reunion. None of them can agree on what happened in the Season 4 Finale, each of them proposing their own self-interested version that the others claim is erroneous.
 * Real Men Eat Meat: Man Cooking. They did once do a 'vegetarian episode', but it consisted of making a giant mushroom... out of meat.
 * Rhymes On a Dime: Overlaps with Painful Rhyme in Rebellin', where Graham and Morgan find every excuse to rhyme their sentences with "Jellin'", making them sound to Paul like "really annoying pod people".

Paul: Okay, what kind of jackets are you wearing?

Morgan: Oh, we're lapellin'.

Graham: I'm also pastellin'.

Morgan: Nice. (high-fives Graham)

Paul: And those really expensive shoes you just bought? What are they made out of?

Morgan: We're so gazellin'.

Paul: And your computer?

Graham: Intellin'

Paul: And your girlfriend?

Morgan: Ellen Mc-Clellan.

Paul: And where'd you just move to?

Graham: We're dwellin' motellin'."

"Tally: Seriously?!"
 * Running Gag: Several, including the numerous in-video references to Edward James Olmos and the way that almost every X Ways to Y video includes The Sam Raimi. Ex: Ways to Hide a Body, Ways to Get in Shape, and Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie.
 * "The Dutch! Again!"
 * Also, Graham recoiling at the sight of creepydolls.
 * The pelvic thrust is a recurring visual gag still present to this very day.
 * Serial Escalation: In the Daily Drop, there was the Santa Candle, which took three strikes of the crowbar to break. There was also the Television, which didn't break even when a cinder block was dropped on it, as well as the fish which everything bounced off. And just to add insult to injury, a common light bulb survived the drop, prompting an outcry of "WHAT??"

"Morgan: Seriously, the fact that this site is still in operation may soon cause a rift in the very fabric of space-time."
 * And Morgan in the first Whatever Thing, wondering how on Earth the crew managed to stick to their weekly update schedule for three whole years:

"Graham: She stood there, framed in the doorway like a painting of a woman in a picture frame shaped like a doorway.
 * Shaggy Dog Story: The Story Guy videos are based almost entirely around this trope. Installments such as Grilled Cheese and Rare Book have the Story Guy go on at great length for what is eventually revealed to be no point at all.
 * Shaped Like Itself: In "The Secret of the Sauce"

...

Graham: I was confused, like... a really confused thing."

"Graham: So this Christmas, give the gift of giving us money in exchange for a song you hopefully enjoyed... We should script these."
 * And in the ad at the end of Santa and Me, along with a lampshade:

"Crowthorne: But we also blew up the right embassy!
 * Shoot Everything That Moves: Kane and Crowthorne, most obviously in Mercenary Solutions 3

Kane: Well, and... most of the block. I think the rest of the neighbourhood fell over later...

...

Crowthorne: Well, these people don't hire us because we're careful, they hire us because we're thorough!"

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 * Shout Out: Snakes on the Town is an episode-long Shout Out to the movie Snakes On a Plane.
 * Spin-Off: One can argue that Morgan's attempt at creating The Whatever Thing was, in fact, an ill-thought out yet hilarious spin-off. While brief, it did bring us such joyous experiences as Panda Porn and Whitey.
 * Graham later took the format and spun it off (relatively) more successfully into Phailhaus. Feed Dump can be considered a further iteration on the format.
 * A more solid example of a spinoff of LRR is Unskippable, a MST3K romp though cutscenes that is hosted on The Escapist (ie: The place where Zero Punctuation is hosted)
 * Also on The Escapist, they had Escapist News Network. Sadly, it never found an audience... but rejoice! It got a Spiritual Successor in Checkpoint on Penny Arcade TV!
 * Another example is the series of shorts called crapshots, done by Graham, Alex and whoever happens to be around.
 * The vlog "The Idiot Room" done during Graham's employment at a place called Pixpo contained elements that were later used in the Phailhaüs like the Word Of The Day and the Day Of The Day.
 * Stab the Salad: The "The Basement" videos revolve around Axe Hand embodying this trope. He knocks people out and absconds to his house with them so they can do household chores for him. Or just keep him company.
 * The Stinger: Happens after the credits in more recent videos.
 * Suddenly Sexuality: Parodied in The Worst Homosexual, wherein Morgan suddenly decides that he's gay (because, as Graham summarizes, he's "too good at being straight"). He spends the remainder of the episode trying to be gay, but keeps accidentally sleeping with women.
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial: Staggeringly Fast Movers are just really fast. They definitely do not have a teleporter capable of moving your furniture through space and time. And they certainly don't have a stable wormhole conduit to the Argon Mines of Thelios 5, which would be necessary to power such a device. Well, they do, but they use it for dumping garbage.
 * Techno Babble: The Yummies Corporation is guilty of this in Unnatural Resources

"Graham: Okay, explain to me again... where we got frozen peas. Because I didn't buy them, and I'm certainly not going to eat them.
 * Tell Me Again: Double Subverted in the Bandwidth Exceeded video. Graham walks into his house and is punched in the face by his roommate, Matt. Next scene: Graham and Matt are both standing in the kitchen, and Graham has a bag of frozen peas up to his head.

Matt: My mom brought over a care package, so we wouldn't starve to death like my last roommate did.

Graham: Oh. Next question: why did you hit me?"

""Remember, if your girlfriend likes your cooking - you're doin' it wrong!"
 * Testosterone Poisoning: MAN COOKING! HAAAAA!

"Both Graham and Kathleen at different times: Well, they are a pretty reliable source..."
 * Channel MEN
 * There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Kane and Crowthorne of the Mercenary Solutions series seem to operate on this logic.
 * There Is Only One Bed: Graham and Paul are often depicted as sleeping in the same bed, complete with matching pyjamas and night caps as a light parody of cartoon characters who do this for no apparent reason.
 * Timey-Wimey Ball: Played for Laughs in A Stitch in Time and Past Mistakes
 * Too Incompetent to Operate A Blanket: Harshly deconstructed in Has This Ever Happened to You?, wherein Paul suffers from an actual disability which makes him clumsily mess up even the simplest of actions, such as turning a key in a door, and shaking someone's hand. This makes him so depressed that
 * Training Montage: Parodied in Underpantaloons where Morgan trains to creep out the widest variety of people who come to his door. C64 version of 'Eye of the Tiger' included!
 * Who Writes This Crap?: Used preemptively in "Formal Complaint", which starts with a Graham walking into a bar... er, bakery and asking to make a formal complaint about the unquality/unoriginality of the sketch that is about to commence. The rest of the sketch is constantly disrupted by his criticisms, and by the other characters' arguments against those criticisms.
 * Wikipedia: Parodied in OMG! Bears! with the specialized wikis "Bearipedia" and "Bearsharkocalypsipedia"

"Brought to you commercial-free by Steak Pork's Plank-Fried Jack Butt."
 * Wonderful Life: The Christmas special It's a Wonderful Game is a silly take on this trope. The protagonist, in a rage about not being able to defeat the original Super Mario Bros. after he had run out of new games to play, wishes that Mario had never been made. The result? "Bring him back! Bring Mario back!"
 * Referenced in the Ways to Avoid Christmas video, in which Matt tackles the angel (played by Paul) before he can convince the protagonist not to jump off the bridge.
 * Word Salad Humor: Used to great effect in Interrupt This Program and Poker Before Dusk, but also employed in MEN.


 * You Put the X In XY: Parodied in the video description for Ways to Survive the Recession: "We put the FUN in 'Collapse of the Financial Infrastructure FUNdamental to our Society".