Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage/Funny

""In every fic with a sorting scene, The Author includes a song. With prose abused cruel and mean, And they go on much too long. The smart ones just include The hat's libretto from the canon. The others, well they're just rude, And quite abusive to the fanon. For this fic, let's just assume The hat was verbose and quite witty. Because my poetry will clear a room, It really is that shitty.
 * Oh, sweet mercy, the sorting song. The author doesn't even try to make one for the story and gives us this:

For you purists who need the fic to have a sorting song,

And lacking the same would drive you to try to pick a bone.

I would suggest you should please yourself and surely do no wrong,

If you were to reread the verse from the book about the stone.""

""Testimonials from past clients: Stay away from my wife."
 * I dunno that that qualifies as no effort, he apparently had to work a bit to come up with the rhymes and structure of it, and then phrasing it as a huge Take That at people who feel obligated to make up a stupid remix of the hats song.
 * On Sirius's business card:

- Cornelius Fudge"