Smallville/Funny

"Lex: "I have a small army of political consultants Dad. Last time I checked, you're not on the payroll." Lionel: "And last time I checked, Lana Lang had a boyfriend, and I don't think she's in the market for a spare.""
 * "Fortune". Pretty much all of it. Especially when our heroes see a videotape of everything that happened on their drunken night of partying.
 * Best part has to be Oliver dressed as a showgirl.
 * Or Clark staggering up with a giant LuthorCorp logo that he's presumably just ripped off a building.
 * Then there's Emil and Tess, who not only end up doing an Elvis impression in front of hundreds of people, but to boot. It's hysterical.
 * A still-kinda-drunk Clark takes off at Super Speed, only to crash into a wall and fall over.
 * This little gem from Season 4's "Spirit": "Crown's mine, bitch!"
 * To explain, Dawn Stiles becomes a meteor freak, after getting into a coma, and her spirit possesses the bodies of Lana, Martha, Lois, Chloe, and finally Clark, leading to Dawn!Clark saying: "Crown's mine, bitch!"
 * Lionel advises Lex not to tell the press about Clark punching him out over Lana.

"Bizarro: "If you're lying to me, I will find you and finish what Kent started." Brainiac: "Lying to you would be like lying to a mollusk--there's no point.""
 * He may be a Complete Monster and an Omnicidal Maniac, but Brainiac's Deadpan Snarker tendencies earn him one as well in the following exchange, while still showcasing his arrogance and self-absorption.

""Yes! Yes! YES! AMERICA!!!""
 * Clark attempting to fly in "Supergirl".
 * Chloe asks for the JSA's computer. Stargirl unveils the mid-eighties antique that passes as such.
 * This fan's rather extraordinary reaction to the season finale.

"Lex: "I'm not a criminal mastermind!" Clark: "True, a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.""
 * Okay, who could forget this one? In the episode "Wrath", Lana ends up taking on a portion of Clark's powers. Let's just say... on a sunny day, if you happen to stop by the Kent farm and the earth starts rocking... don't come a knocking.
 * "X-Ray" featured a shapeshifter framing people for various crimes. After Lex Luthor has been framed for robbing a bank:

"Jimmy Olsen: "Do you know what this means, Chloe? Lex is working... with the Egyptians!""
 * Anytime Chloe delivers one of her trademark snarks. It would make anyone laugh.
 * Clark himself has his snarky moments, such as the above-mentioned "a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask" line.
 * Lois works undercover as a stripper, then sees Clark is there too. Comedic awkwardness ensues.
 * In "Rabid", Clark asks Emil if he suffers from motion sickness (or something). "No, not really. Why do you ask?" Clark grabs Emil and takes off at Super Speed, arriving at Metropolis General. After arrival, Emil looks completely unfazed by the whole experience.
 * In "Isis", Cat Grant revealing to Tess her suspicions that Lois is the Blur. Tess' response... is to bust out laughing her ass off at Cat's cluelessness. Which gets Cat to leave the room in a huff.
 * From "Fallout", after finding out Lex was studying the black box, Jimmy gives us this gem:

"Lois: Nice helmet Doctor Fate:( pleasantly ) Thank you."
 * Pretty much, whenever a character is not their normal self, there's bound to be a funny moment or two within that time frame.
 * Davis Bloome gets a great comedic Oh Crap look in Season 8's "Bloodline", when he encounters Lois who claims to be his mom.
 * Clark exasperatedly fishing a tin can out of a bin and beaning a fleeing criminal in the head with it from about 50 yards away in "Warrior".
 * Pretty much all of "Escape".
 * During Absolute Justice, Lois walks in to the JSA head quarters, lampshading horror movie tropes, Doctor Fate pops out of the shadows behinds her, scaring the bejesus out of her, and she comments on his appearance, resulting in this little exchange:


 * "Krypto". In the episode Lois accidentally hits a dog with her car, only to find the dog unharmed and a huge dent in her front. When the dog is staying at the Kent farm, while they figure out what to do with him. While they are making dinner, Martha tries to hint to Jonathan to let Clark keep him. While they argue about it, there is a loud crash. They go to investigate and see that their dining room table is broken clean in half with the dog eating the steaks it was trying to reach. Jonathan tries unsuccessfully to fight the dog over the last T-Bone, but it's picked clean once he manages to get the bone out of the dog's mouth. Martha remarks that Clark did the same thing when he was 3.