Superjail/Characters

The Warden
The founder of the titluar prison. In short, the Warden is an eccentric, twisted Wonkalike that has a flair for the dramatic. Although very childish upon first glance, the Warden actually seems to be quite brilliant, considering he built the prison almost singlehandedly, along with all of the wild, wacky, overly complicated contraptions inside.


 * Adult Child
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer
 * Child-Hater: The sight of one pure child makes makes him so angry that..
 * Mister Seahorse: He literally gives birth to his murderous inner child.
 * Everyone Calls Him The Warden
 * Lack of Empathy
 * Lennon Specs
 * Let's Get Dangerous: Most notably during the Season One Finale.
 * Mad Scientist
 * Man Child: Even lampshaded by the Mistress.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Of both Willy Wonka and SS member Josef Mengele. Cane, gloves, haircut, gap between his teeth, and occasionally whistling a merry tune.
 * Psychopathic Manchild: Enjoys constructing things that will kill Superjail's inmates.

Jared
The Warden's vertically challenged, neurotic, formerly alchoholic assistant. Actually, he seems to be a recovering offender of just about every addiction known to man, including smoking, drinking, sex, gambling drugs, and more. Interestingly enough, Jared first arrived in the prison as an inmate, after formerly working for the Mafia.


 * Beleaguered Assistant
 * Butt Monkey
 * Eyepatch of Power: Gets one in the dystopian future.
 * I Owe You My Life: Was actually among the first prisoners brought to Superjail, but was offered a position from the Warden, due to his analytical expertise.
 * Noodle Incident: Jared's entire LIFE seems to be one giant Noodle Incident.
 * Off the Wagon: He falls off one wagon or another every few episodes - he's been revealed as The Gambling Addict, The Alcoholic...
 * Shorter Means Smarter: possibly combined with My Brain Is Big.

Alice
The muscular, transsexual prison guard. The Warden has a crush on her, though regulations prevent them from dating... not that Alice would want to, anyway.


 * Action Girl
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys: Regularly has her way with the violent inmates, whether they want her to or not.
 * Boobs of Steel: Not natural ones, though.
 * Fan Disservice: Often enough.
 * Gainaxing: Her boobs have been shown to move unnaturally.
 * One Woman Army: Is the only guard in the whole facility, and has no problems keeping things in relative order.
 * Transsexualism

Jailbot
The jail's Do-Anything Robot. He usually starts the episode off by capturing Jacknife.


 * Everything Is an iPod In The Future: While not from the future, his design seems to invoke this look.
 * Friend to All Children: Kids seem to be his only soft spot (and even that has its limits).
 * Robot Buddy: For the Warden.
 * The Speechless: He just has his dot matrix face and beeping noises to communicate with.
 * There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Armed with a heavy arsenal of destructive weapons to obliterate anyone who gets in his way.

The Twins
Creepy Twins whose sole purpose appears to be to cause as much havoc as possible inside the jail for their own amusement, sabotaging everything the Warden cooks up.


 * Creepy Monotone
 * Creepy Twins
 * It Amused Me: Their motivation for stirring up trouble in Superjail.
 * Incredible Shrinking Men
 * Pac-Man Fever: All the video games that they are shown playing have no better than 8-bit graphics.
 * Single-Minded Twins
 * Teleporters and Transporters: Teleportation is their most frequently used superpower.
 * Wonder Twin Powers
 * Teleporters and Transporters: Teleportation is their most frequently used superpower.
 * Wonder Twin Powers

The Good Doctor
A Mad Scientist with a German accent, he is in charge of Superjail's scientific and technological advancements (mostly horrifying hybrids). He gets a much more prominent role in Season 2.


 * Badass Normal:
 * Mix-and-Match Critters: His creations are a strange mixture of various employees, inmates, animals, and robotic parts.
 * For Science!: Seems to be why he does most of the things he does.
 * Four Eyes, Zero Soul
 * Gonk: even more so than Alice and Jared.
 * Herr Doctor

Jacknife
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 * Ax Crazy
 * Butt Monkey: Jailbot always lands him in a world of hurt when he re-captures him at the beginning of each episode.
 * I Love the Dead
 * Kavorka Man: Is apparently quite a ladies' man, despite being an ugly, overly tattooed psychopath.
 * Odd Couple: With Jailbot.
 * Tattooed Crook
 * The Voiceless: Doesn't speak except for various grunts and yells.

Gary and Bird
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 * Sinister Shades
 * The Voiceless: Gary hasn't made a single sound in all his appearances so far.

Jean and Paul (the gay couple)
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 * Ascended Extra: Went from background characters to being minor characters, having at least some role in most Season 2 episodes and even a Day in The Limelight episode.
 * Bury Your Gays: Averted.
 * Camp Gay: Paul
 * No Name Given: They were nameless until "Big Gay Wedding".
 * Retired Badass: They used to be the leaders of the two deadliest gangs in Superjail, but stepped down when they fell for each other.
 * Invisible to Gaydar: Jean
 * Talking to Himself: Both are voiced by Chris Mcculloch.

Ash
An inmate who has extensive burns all over his body.


 * Man Child
 * Mauve Shirt
 * Meaningful Name: Ash, like black ash... from fire.. get it?
 * Papa Bear: When a fellow inmate wants to burn Cancer, he promptly shoves him into the fire.
 * Playing with Fire: Has the ability to control flames and even disappear in a flash of fire.
 * The Woobie
 * Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: Heavily implied to be imprisoned for arson. The man likes his fire.
 * Why Did It Have To Be Movies: Has a fear of movies due to having been left in a burning theater as a child.

Lord Stingray
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 * Card-Carrying Villain
 * Expy: of Cobra Commander, with the Monarch's color scheme.
 * Fridge Brilliance: if anybody belongs in Superjail, it's an actual supervillain.
 * Non-Standard Character Design: he seems to still be wearing his supervillain uniform.

Misc Inmates
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 * Red Shirt: And How!

The Mistress
Warden of Superjail's Distaff Counterpart Ultra Prison, and the Wardens polar opposite. Female, efficient, and a real killjoy to hang around with.


 * Most Common Superpower

Cherice
Jared's Distaff Counterpart of Ultra Prison, whom Jared fell for.

Bruce
Alice's Female-to-Male Transsexual Distaff Counterpart in Ultaprison. The two seem to have a rivalry, constantly trying to one-up each other.

Nova
Jailbot's Distaff Counterpart. She seems to be a more modern version of Jailbot, with updated technology.

Prison Mogul
The Warden's late father, who also happened to run a prison.

Jarell
Seemingly the Jared of the Mogul's jail. Not much is known about him.

Cancer (San-ser)
A four-year-old who gets accidentally taken to Superjail. Her name is Cancer because the inmates of Superjail mistook the word "CANCER" on her bracelet for her name.


 * Littlest Cancer Patient
 * Magic Skirt: Shown when Jailbot is taking her to the incinerator.
 * The Woobie
 * Littlest Cancer Patient
 * Magic Skirt: Shown when Jailbot is taking her to the incinerator.
 * The Woobie

DL Diamond
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Time Police
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