Super Mario (franchise)/Haiku

Plumber and princess And very horny turtle Damn that Hammer Bro "-- User:Freezair For A Limited Time"

One world, Bowser-free. Where have they put my reward? Another castle. "-- beemoh"

Like the moon over The day, my genius and brawn Are lost on these fools. "-- Bowser"

Thank you, Mario But our princess is (yet) in Another castle. "--User:Enlong"

I see a dragon Princess and turtles as well Shouldn't eat mushrooms. "--User:Elan"

Peach: kidnapped again. Mario to the rescue (Also, Luigi). "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

The show is over. But, until next time, my friends, DO THE MARIO!

We rushed right over To discover- Scapelli! He beat us again!