Witness/YMMV

"Amish Guy: What's the matter, man? Haven't you ever had your hands on a teat before? Book: Not one this big."
 * Complete Monster: McFee. After brutally slitting another man's throat, he pauses to calmly wash his hands and knife in the sink. When Fergie demands to know what he's doing, he simply replies, "I'm washin' my hands, man."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: This exchange during the cow milking scene:


 * Retroactive Recognition: This was Viggo Mortensen's first movie, as one of the Amish.