Romantically Apocalyptic



""LOVE THE BOMB!""

- Issue No. 1

""I am the captain. The year is 20__ something something. I stopped counting a while ago, and therefore not sure what day it is. Humanity is virtually wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. Me and my last squad: pilot and sniper, live in the wasteland ruins of tomorrow. This is my story. I am captain.""

- General info

The nuclear Apocalypse has come and gone, scarring the cityscape into an almost unrecognizable scene of twisted metal. Dangerous mutant animals prowl the dark recesses of the underground tunnels. Aliens pop up every once in a while to steal one of the few surviving members of the human race.

So life is a constant battle just to stay alive, right?

Actually it's really, REALLY boring. Aliens and Monsters are few and far between, so mostly you just have the barren wasteland, its long dead skeletal occupants, whatever you manage to find, plus your imagination to keep you entertained.

Meet The Captain and his team: Pilot and Sniper (a.k.a. "Mr. Snippy"). They're going to attempt to stay alive in this dangerous environment. But mostly? They're going to try to keep themselves from succumbing to boredom.

You can read the comic here.

Of course, once in a while, there's going to be some grand adventure to be had by the group.

This Web Comic contains examples of:
"[smashes through the roof] "Tag! You're it!""
 * After the End
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot:.
 * Alien Abduction:.
 * All Just a Dream:.
 * All There in the Manual: The creator has started to post Snippy's autobiographical data, which has started to explain the events leading up to the apocalypse, as well as describing daily life with Captain and Pilot. Pilot has a journal entry as well. More recently, the creator has started posting some backstory in the descriptions for some of the strips, such as this one. There also used to be a page on the website, with no links to it (for some reason), that gave a fair bit of backstory. It has been removed. Then there are the crewmates' tumblr and Facebook pages.
 * Always a Bigger Fish: First an unidentified group in gas-masks ambush Sniper. Then.
 * Ambiguous Gender: The creator refuses to comment on anyone's gender, which has lead to a lot of debate on the forums. The only characters whose genders have been confirmed are  and, more recently,.
 * Issue 54 indicates that The Captain is female: Calling Snippy "Mr.", (s)he orders him to "grab my boob". There's also the Que Sera, Sera video, with several images focusing on a little girl and, later, a young woman, with the lyrics implying its actually The Captain him/her/itself. Of course, The Captain could simply be an Unreliable Narrator, and the narrator's voice has distinct male tone to it (plus, men have boobs too). Given the usual tone of the comic (lemonade cults, caked-to-death aliens, etc.) a man who refers to his younger self as a girl is fairly normal. Or maybe the creator is just screwing with us.
 * There was also talk about being "given" the very best genes alongside images of the girl being operated on with strange lab equipment, implying some genetic modification took place several years after birth, thus making it possible that the captain's gender was altered somehow.
 * It doesn't help that Captain is often modelled by the author's fiancée. According to Word of God, the rest of the Captain's models are both men and women, so "the Captain is thus technically all genders".
 * On their Facebook pages, Pilot's and Captain's genders are both given as "Neutral (it)".
 * In a flashback to his early childhood, Captain is called a "little girl" by a creepy man offering candy. As young Captain is wearing a gas mask at the time and doesn't have a girlish figure, this could be chalked up to misidentification (and it's also possible that the incident is made up or misremembered). However, one of Pilot's journals begins with "EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN A 'LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY'", linking to the same strip where the creepy man calls Captain a girl. The specification that Captain was "born" a little girl seems to imply that it was a temporary state.
 * Additionally, in this journal Snippy remembers Pilot and Captain in his "dream" as a green-eyed man-child and a purple-eyed girl, respectively. Then again, he also seems think that Pilot was a robot, remembers as being, and overall seems uncertain of what happened in the "dream".
 * Apparently, Captain uses a voice modulator, so even his voice can't tell us his gender.
 * None of the Captain's actions in that comic would be out of character even if (s)he were a he.
 * Apocalypse How: Between classes 4 and 5, as the creator says that The Captain, his squad,, and a few other isolated off-screen groups are the only human survivors left. Most plant life is gone, and.
 * Art Shift: Happens occasionally. Later on it often comes about in the form of a guest artist or collaboration with one or more artists.
 * Art Style Dissonance: And how!
 * Backstory: The creator is starting to reveal the characters' highly intriguing backstories via flashbacks and journal entries. The focus so far seems to be on Mr. Snippy, but we've also seen a bit of Engineer's and even a tiny bit of Pilot's. The Captain's, of course, remains elusive as ever. As is standard, much of the new information raises many more questions than it answers.
 * Big Applesauce: The comic seems to be set in post-apocalyptic New York. This one comic is the only indication of such, though.
 * Big Entrance: :
 * Big Entrance: :

"Snippy: Does the director of this madness ever sleep?"
 * Bizarre Alien Biology: The aliens are bipedal, but their bodies seem to be full of "juices".
 * Born-Again Immortality: may have this ability, if this is any indication. It may actually be Resurrective Immortality, or in this case there may be no distinction between the two, since it's not clear if  ages in the conventional sense of the word — plus it shapeshifts, so it can look like any age it wants.
 * Born Lucky: Captain is heavily implied to have this attribute.
 * Brick Joke:
 * "Caked!"
 * Early in the comic The Captain say that Snippy "will spontaneously combust for [his amusement"]. Later, his Replacement Goldfish of Snippy get dissected with very obvious consequences.
 * The Captain: The Captain, obviously.
 * Catch Phrase / Never Live It Down: The exclamation "Bwah?!" expressing confusion, surprise or alarm, has been said four times by the Sniper in the comic, and never by any other character, so it has become something of a catch phrase in Fan Art.
 * Cerebus Syndrome: The comic started out with one-off jokes that didn't really connect to each other in any meaningful way. The first story arc got started pretty quickly, but it was more for laughs than anything else, and didn't move the story forward at all. Then, as the result of another short story arc that was all comedy and seemingly of no consequence whatsoever,  showed up, and shit got real. Though the main storyline hasn't moved forward more than a few minutes from that point, the readership is now being treated to several interesting flashbacks and character journal entries that reveal a much deeper story than one would expect from the earliest issues. The comedic side of the story certainly doesn't suffer though — the creator seems able to juggle comedy and drama with the skill of a master.
 * Character Blog: Semi-official ones exist in the form of "Ask (character)" Tumblr pages for each main character. Though owned and operated by fans, the ones for the main characters are kept in contact with the author, Vitaly S. Alexius, who keeps them up to date on his plot plans and character bios to ensure that they're as accurate as possible. The ones for less major characters such as Photoshop and Mr. Kittyhawk do not include the same level of plot-backing, however. The characters also have their own Facebook pages, operated by Vitaly, where people can ask questions or see what the characters are up to (Photoshop has one, too. So far it consists of roaring and growling).
 * The Chew Toy: Mr. Snippy is very much this. Bad luck seems to follow him around: He is constantly dealing with Captain's and Pilot's annoying and often dangerous antics; he was left hanging in an upside-down train for a long time (possibly days); abducted by aliens; captured by a group of survivors; and most recently, almost killed, and then . It's also been revealed that before the comic begins, he was . A journal entry reveals that he was once subjected to a Captain-proclaimed "holiday" in which several objects were thrown at him, ending in a "battle to the death" against Pilot and Photoshop (cosplaying as internet browsers) — which he lost, obviously. He recounts a week during which Captain dressed him up in "ridiculous outfits" and made him play the personalities — one of which was "Zombie Snippy", resulting in him getting more objects thrown at him, as well as dirt. "Fireman Snippy" had his shoe set on fire and was shoved into a burning skyscraper. ("Thank god my G Directorate issue Officer uniform is fireproof.") Every day, Captain wakes him up with an irritating noise. And he had to listen to Nyan Cat for a week. Once, he was stuffed into a shopping cart while he was sleeping, to recreate a scene from a "Jackass" poster. And he almost had his face eaten off by a flying Photoshop. Another journal reveals that Pilot once tied him to a couch while he was sleeping. It's becoming quite common for fans to proclaim, "Poor Snippy".

"Pilot's Journal: SOMEDAY I'LL BUILD A HOUSE... NO A BOAT SHAPED LIKE A SHOE AND SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN TO THE PARADISE LAND OF PANCAKES AND MERRYNESS."
 * Chromatic Arrangement: If you count the Captain's purple goggles as red, the gang fits this trope to a T, as Captain is the The Leader, Snippy is blue and The Lancer, Pilot is green and The Big Guy, and Engineer is the orange-ish fourth member. You could also ignore the goggles and count the more prominent red band on the Captain's cap and the mug with a red heart on it.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: The Captain and Pilot -- the latter perhaps even more so than the former.

"THE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON". THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE. MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET. THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING. ... THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE."
 * Cold Sniper: Subverted. Despite being the only character to carry a (traditional) weapon, and despite a tendency towards sarcasm, the Sniper is sympathetic and quick to defend The Captain from danger, even though he's usually the one to get hurt.
 * Comic Trio: The Captain is the navigator, Pilot is the driver, and Sniper is the guy trapped in the back seat.
 * Companion Cube: Pilot has a toy puffin named Mr. Kittyhawk.
 * Continuity Creep
 * Crosscast Role: Unless (s)he is literally genderless, or a hermaphrodite, Captain is modelled by the opposite sex all the time, as according to Word of God, (s)he is modelled by his fiancée and by people who come into the studio, both men and women. This might be true of other characters as well.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass:
 * The Captain may seem bungling on the surface, but he's probably the last person you want to pick a fight with.
 * While not as much as The Captain, Pilot also has this to a degree. Most of the time, he runs and freaks out over tiny radioactive spiders. But then he.
 * Cute and Psycho: Pilot. Yes, he's totally adorable, but...oh dear Lord.

"I can't stand being alone for too long, too many dark memories from my past start to waltz in my thoughts. Is this why I keep myself subject to Captain's plots? To run away from my past?"
 * Cult: The Nutritionists, who worship the Holy Lemonade and have a "religious document" that is actually a sticker from a soft drink bottle.
 * Dada Comic: Onlookers may not get why a jet-powered train and a  is so funny.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Snippy, of course.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: According to his journals, Tumblr, and Facebook page, Snippy's life before the apocalypse seems to have been this..
 * Dark and Troubled Past: According to his journals, Tumblr, and Facebook page, Snippy's life before the apocalypse seems to have been this..

"DEAR SHOE, THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE. AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH. THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS."
 * Death Glare:
 * After  Snippy seems to give one...to the audience. It's a bit unsettling, to say the least.
 * Dem Bones: How the Cancer attacks and communicates with its enemies. Justified in that the skeletons are directly connected to its body, thus why they're able to move. Not-so-justified in that they still shouldn't be able to speak without vocal cords or lungs. Unless the Cancer keeps those intact while stripping its victims to the bone, or creates sound by sending vibrations through the skeletons' whole bodies. Still seems like a complicated and inefficient way to speak, though.
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: More like
 * Eenie Meenie Miny Moai: What happens when the Cancer tries to.
 * Eldritch Abomination: The Cancer.
 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": The entire squad is identified by their professions rather than having actual names..
 * Expressive Mask: If you look closely, you may spot a few instances. Especially common and noticeable with Mr. Snippy, whose open goggle-flaps serve as rudimentary eyebrows to portray many different emotions, such as shock, fear, confusion, desperation, worry, anger, and irritation. It's very rarely that his "eyebrows" aren't being used to evoke some kind of emotion.
 * The Faceless: The whole gang, so far. Only Sniper and Engineer have had even part of their faces shown, and even then their faces are always partially concealed by something. Captain removes his mask once, but in that instance we can only see the front of him in a reflection off someone's helmet, and you can't make out any features whatsoever (this is probably a good thing — see Death Glare above).
 * Fertile Feet: This creature has not only fertile feet but a fertile gaze.
 * Foreshadowing:
 * The cave drawings in this page seem to allude to.
 * Foe Yay: ; see here, here, and here. Hoo boy.
 * Gas Mask Longcoat
 * Gilligan Cut: GOD DAMN IT
 * Ghost City
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Sniper and The Captain are either this or Platonic Life Partners, depending on whether or not one of them is female.
 * His Name Really Is "Barkeep":
 * There are also hints that the Captain's name may actually be Zee Captain. Most times, use of this name could be chalked up to silliness; but Engineer, a rather solemn character, has used it twice in an otherwise serious context.
 * Hypocritical Humor: Captain: "Snippy, stop playing with cancer."
 * : "It's polite to knock!"
 * I Love Nuclear Power: How this creature seems to have arisen.
 * I Regret Nothing: Mr. Snippy says this as he's being.
 * Imagine Spot:
 * Onwards!
 * Also, here. The Captain seems to use this trope more frequently as the comic continues.
 * Improvised Weapon:.
 * Insane Troll Logic: Pilot thinks this way. It's most evident in his journal.
 * Also, here. The Captain seems to use this trope more frequently as the comic continues.
 * Improvised Weapon:.
 * Insane Troll Logic: Pilot thinks this way. It's most evident in his journal.

""My sexy followers! Look at them! They are watching my every move and JUDGING ME!""
 * In-Series Nickname: The whole gang..
 * Engineer affectionately calls ANNET "Annie".
 * It May Help You on Your Quest: It summons Cancer.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: According to Word of God, Mr. Snippy is actually a Nice Guy; but you'd never know it from the comic so far. Who can blame him, really?
 * A couple of examples; he sets off on the Captain's mad quest with nothing to defend himself but a small handbag and performs a Diving Save to push the Captain out of the way of the cancer-beast, only for it to attack him instead.
 * Just in Time:, of all people, arrives just in time to save Engineer from.
 * Who only knew he was there because she burst through the ceiling.
 * Knight of Cerebus: To some extent, the Cancer. The squad's antics are toned down a notch and some genuine horror begins to appear.
 * The Lancer: Mr. Snippy is this to The Captain.
 * Man Child: The Captain and Pilot.
 * Medium Awareness: The Captain might have Medium Awareness, if this is any indication.

"He's such a child. I often feel like I'm babysitting him. Yet at the same time he always bosses me around relentlessly and is always making up some absolutely ridiculous demands... I hate it. But still... He's all there is. He's my only friend."
 * The Messiah: According to his journal and information from a now-defunct webpage, Pilot thinks the Captain is this.
 * Master Computer
 * Mind Probe: It makes trials so much easier.
 * Mind Screw: Exactly where does the line between Sniper's dreams, flashbacks, and reality begin and end?
 * Nightmare Face: Zee Captain's, according to Issue 23.
 * No Name Given: The whole gang, up until recently (Snippy's and Engineer's names have now been given). All the other characters at least have official names or nicknames though, except for the wolfalope, who doesn't even have an In-Series Nickname. Pilot's and Captain's names have both been hinted at, but not confirmed.
 * Not Quite Dead:
 * . Oops.
 * Also,, here.
 * , after Protocol 1-1-3.
 * Nuke'Em: . Your Mileage May Vary as to whether it was justified or not (especially considering ).
 * Oh Crap: Snippy, here.
 * Only Friend: According to his Tumblr account, part of the reason Snippy hangs around with Captain and puts up with him is that he'd be all alone otherwise.

"Anonymous: Who's your favourite crewmate? Mr. Snippy: [after deciding on Captain] Only because Pilot is more insane than Captain, I haven’t even seen Engie in awhile, and hey, if a guy’s gonna offer you friendship in a lonely world like this, you might as well take it, right?"
 * Surprisingly, Captain is also Snippy's favourite crewmate, partly because of this.

": Your party exceeded the maximum number of persons. Execute protocol 1-1-3. Have a nice day..."
 * Only Known by Their Nickname: Everyone so far (though in the case of Mr. Snippy it's ).
 * Only Sane Man: Sniper.
 * Or Was It a Dream?: See All Just a Dream and Schrödinger's Butterfly.
 * Photo Comic: It's a combination of photos and drawings meshed together so subtly that you can't always tell just what part of the page is just a drawing.
 * Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner:

"ONE DAY, THE CAPTAIN WOKE ME UP SO I COULD SERVE HIM FOR ALL TIME. IT'S A SHAME THE SAME THING WON'T HAPPEN TO SNIPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSOLENT AND TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM CAPTAIN'S ORDERS."
 * Psychopathic Manchild: seems to be a mix of C, D, and E, using "hugs" as a euphemism for murder, calling  pet names like "dear" and "my love", and asking for a "big kiss".
 * Pilot is a non-villainous variety of types A and D, possibly with a bit of E thrown in.
 * Replacement Goldfish: Parodied..
 * Resurrective Immortality: See Born-Again Immortality above.
 * Ribcage Stomach:.
 * Scenery Gorn: In almost every single panel.
 * Schrödinger's Butterfly: Is Snippy, or is he
 * The Scream: In the form of a parody of Edvard Munch's painting.
 * Shapeshifting: The creature in this strip is capable of this. It's not clear as of yet whether or not it's voluntary.
 * Shout-Out:
 * "Where we're going, we don't NEED roads."
 * The lemonade is a LIE!
 * There's a possible Shout-Out to Fallout 3 in this strip.
 * And Forrest Gump in this one.
 * Pilot's journal contains a Shout-Out to Portal 2. Specifically the end credits song "Want You Gone":

"Zee Captain: "Our new intern tells me zee Thermonulear Holocaust™ wiped out all life."
 * Sickly Green Glow: Mostly averted, but played very straight here.
 * Sixth Ranger: Engineer is this to the Comic Trio consisting of Captain, Sniper, and Pilot.
 * The Smurfette Principle: Word of God says that one of the characters is female. But they're not saying who it is.
 * Something We Forgot: We'll never know how long Sniper spent hanging upside down in that crashed train. The Captain certainly didn't make a note of it.
 * Team Pet: The freakish mutant worm-like creature that Pilot befriended is referred to as Photoshop, and he reappears occasionally throughout the story, such as during Pilot's flight experiments. "Ownership" seems to be split between Pilot and Captain.
 * Teleporters and Transporters: The aliens have one.
 * There Was a Door: makes a dramatic entrance by smashing through the roof, even though there was presumably a door, not to mention at least one broken window.
 * Title Drop: The first page has the title spray painted onto a bill board.
 * Tradesnark™:


 * Walking the Earth: The Captain and his subordinates don't seem to have much else to do.
 * The Worf Effect:.
 * The Watson: Sniper.
 * A Worldwide Punomenon: Could be unintentional, but ANNET sounds like "a net".
 * Vitriolic Best Buds: Sniper and The Captain are downright hostile to each other in conversation, but they both regularly risk their lives for each other.
 * You Are Number Six:.