Warrior Cats: Power of Three/Funny

"Jayfeather: Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them. Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery."
 * Most of what Jayfeather says in Power Of Three, but especially these:


 * Pretty much anything Purdy says.
 * Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.