Cuanta Vida/Funny

"BLU Spy: When did you see a van at the Red base? BLU Scout: A while ago. I got lost in there a few times. BLU Spy: The bases are identical. BLU Scout: I got lost here too! Place is fuckin' huge!"
 * "I...I killed 'im." "YAAY!"
 * "Yer not gonna start cryin' are ya? 'Cause I'd much prefer if you didn't."
 * From Scout: "Bitch! Don't argue!"
 * Two words: "Pickle thief".
 * "Spah?" "GYAAH!"
 * "Hello Doctor!" "GYAAAH!"
 * "Mthrr ffkkrr."
 * "Yrr uh jrrk!"
 * "You... homo... gay." "Merci."
 * Page 45:

"BLU Scout: I already know about [the RED Spy]. F*cker tried to kiss me once. RED Spy: *Looking awkward* Oh yeah, I forgot about that. BLU Sniper: *In the background, facepalming*"
 * Page 44 gives us this exchange: