Crap Saccharine World/Quotes

"As Gideon watched the initiate murder his crop-mate, his admiration of the city of Naktamun gave way to horror."

- Cruel Reality flavor text

""But how can we enjoy the bright sunshine when we know the terror that lurks beneath the game? It's not fooling us anymore. We have seen what it becomes. YOU ARE ALL DEMONS! You are all horrible demons and I hate you, walking monsters! Go! Expire! Away, away from us! You wretched demons! You won't take me! Stop your cheery lies! STOP YOUR CHEERY LIES!""

- Deceased Crab upon witnessing what lies beyond 's exterior...

"There was a factory Now there are mountains and rivers You got it, you got it We caught a rattlesnake Now we got something for dinner We got it, we got it There was a shopping mall Now it's all covered with flowers You've got it, you've got it If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower"

- Talking Heads "(Nothing But) Flowers"

"RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED."

- Andrew Hussie's memetic assessment of Homestuck's lightheartedness

"When you look with your eyes, Everything seems nice, But, if you look twice, You can see it's all lies."

- Lily Allen, "LDN"