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The Game Fucking Fuck Fuck Fucker Fucking Fuck Fucker is a Stylistic Suck parody of video game reviewers such as The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Irate Gamer, but mostly, Game Dude. Created by METOKUR, he's a beautiful man in a bag who helps you in reconsidering your retro video game purchases.


 * Back for the Finale: Vladimir Putin returns in the Wolfenstein 3D review (the finale of the old series) for an epic battle against Hitler.
 * Brother Chuck: Sonic the Pikachu.
 * Catch Phrase: "The controls/difficulty/etc. are/is stiff and slippery." - Actually taken from Game Dude to mock his overuse of the said line.
 * It's so BEAUTIFUL!
 * WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEL? said in a hammy tone.
 * Cluster F-Bomb: It's right there in the name.
 * Critical Research Failure: Played for laughs in-universe.
 * Disney Death: His Wolfenstein 3D review.
 * The Faceless
 * Indecisive Parody: Many of his reviews are satirical jabs at other game reviewers, but some contain jokes that could be understood and created only by someone who actively watches them.
 * Intentionally Awkward Title
 * Its Pronounced Tropay: He pronounces "Nintendo" like "Ninetendo".
 * Large Ham
 * Long Title
 * Running Gag: "I mean, I could look up the manual but no one reads those things anyway" in his Mario Kart 64 review.
 * Special Guest: His earlier reviews had some at the end, such as Vladimir Putin, or Boris Yeltsin (as a grave).
 * Stock Footage: Some gameplay footage obviously comes from other videos. For example, in his Driver 2 Advance review, you can see the HUD change languages.
 * Stylistic Suck
 * Take That: Too many to list.
 * Troll: His episodes are gone for good, and so his show now consists of any poorly made review he can find.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: The Game Fucking Fuck Fuck Fucker Fucking Fuck Fucker is eager to bash/gloat over little details no one would notice/care about.