The Ugly Barnacle/Tear Jerker


 * Everyone died. Everyone. You. Your friends. Your family. Everyone.
 * The fact that the story didn't help at all.
 * It ended. It's all over.
 * The barnacle was so ugly that it never had any friends. How can you not weep over his plight?
 * Combined with him Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, he's quite the Woobie Destroyer of Worlds. How the mighty can fall...