M*A*S*H (film)/Funny

"Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps. Father Mulcahy: He was drafted."
 * Newly arrived Major O'Houlihan gets her first taste of Hawkeye's personality:

"Hot Lips: Oh my God! They shot him!!"
 * During the football game, a gun is fired to signify the end of the quarter.