NetHack/Quotes

''A collection of hilarious NetHack-related quotes is actively maintained on alt.org and serves as the source site for the following quotes except where otherwise noted. The specific IRC channel will be noted where possible and appropriate.''

" Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna give you up", on turn 56157  Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna let you down", on turn 56157  Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna run around and desert you", on turn 56158  Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna make you cry", on turn 56158  Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna say goodbye", on turn 56159  Gjallarhorn wished for "MAGIC MARKER NAMED Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you", on turn 56160 okay  dude, 6 markers That's an expensive rickroll.  did he just rickroll us?"

- from #nethack, dated March 1, 2013

"the wakisashi is a special sword carried by real samurai in their off hand. they used it for forcing chests in between battles."

- IRC user 'blackcustard', dated March 1, 2013

"< MPR"

- > !rng 2 or 3  The RNG says: or < MPR

"I'd forgotten how much I hate mind flayers."

- IRC user 'SpeedEvil', dated March 15, 2013

"I have decided (I'm farming in my current game) that pudding farming absolutely sucks and is mind-numbing. It's so boring I've stopped doing it at work."

- IRC user 'raxvulpine', dated March 1, 2013

"Sokoban has the "aggravate player" extrinsic."

- IRC user 'Tjr', dated August 2, 2013

" "You were a pacifist until turn 6525."  WHAT?!  Khor: "The boulder falls into the pit. You destroy the kobold zombie! The--More--"  is that from my game?  yes, I looked at the ttyrec.  ...  ... <+Athame> [nh4k] Khor (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 28436 points, T:11476, killed by an Archon called "fuck this shit""

- from #ascension.run, dated May 12, 2015