Elf Only Inn/Characters

Main Characters
Lord Elf (Character Page Here(Jason) "Lord Elf: How are we even still alive? April: Falls only reduce you to one hit point, they never kill anyone. Lord Elf: Go on without me, Herman. I am gravely injured. I may never walk again. April: Look, I healed you. Can we go now? Lord Elf: Huzzah! I am rejuvenated!"
 * The Roleplayer: Here.

"My sharp elvish hearing detects the sound of laughter within my room. It is my duty as host to investigate this and put an end to their enjoyment immediately."
 * "Stop Having Fun!" Guys: Often lampshaded.

Megan


 * Only Sane Man
 * Strawman Feminist, at times, including Vegan
 * Left At The Altar here, although only in roleplay.
 * Not So Above It All: here
 * You said no one we knew came to Video Game Chat!
 * Unresolved Sexual Tension: With Duke.
 * Fan Girl: Over Legolas characters.

Duke (Kevin)
 * Stupid Sexy Flanders: For a guy playing Legolas. Duke thought he was just Megan.
 * Unresolved Sexual Tension: With Megan.

Nimoy
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Oh Crap: After he falls in love with Sweet_grrl, he learns she's only 15 (he's in his 30s).
 * "Stop Having Fun!" Guys: Occasionally.

Woot, aka Wootsayediditagyn (Will)
 * Bizarre Alien Biology: Shown here.
 * Improbable Weapon User: A broom. He is the Eternal Sweeper, after all.
 * Humans Through Alien Eyes: Elves are so gross.

Supporting Characters:

Milady, aka Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow here
 * Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?: this is)
 * Deliberately Distressed Damsel
 * Our Vampires Are Different
 * (instant babies) here
 * (too oblivious to be jealous) here

Percey "There's a time and place for chivalry, and this ain't it."
 * Shoot the Dog: He's not above just stabbing a girl when it's the pragmatically appropriate action. Note that he's playing a paladin.

"Percey: And none of you lost any items because you were all hiding when LoD was on his rampage. Duke: Are you calling me a coward? Percey: Actually... I'd call you sane, but that's up for debate."
 * Good Is Not Dumb: He can differentiate between courage and stupidity.

"April: Did you even ask him why he did that? There must be a reason. Percey: Of course there was. People make up reasons for everything they do. It was still wrong."
 * Not So Above It All: here and here
 * Freudian Excuse: Percey ain't having it.


 * Badass: Without armor or weapon, he punched out a shark.

King Herman (April)
 * Sweet Polly Oliver: April's used to getting treated weird unless she pretends to be a boy online. This practice backfires somewhat when she shows up playing herself and everyone else assumes she's crossplaying.
 * First hint of her true identity is here.
 * Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Not that she tries it, but rather that she falls for it... or seems to, but then turns the conversation in quite a different way.
 * The Atoner: here

Duke's Dad, aka Harry Ars (or Harry Arms)
 * Noob: Unlike the more idiotic Noob antics of Goku, Duke's dad is merely unschooled in the ways of the MMORPG.
 * Is there a trope for being a (knowledge, not annoyance) Noob when you really ought to have figured out the ropes by now?
 * Bully Hunter: He stands up to the local bully, and soon attracts help.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: To the great embarrassment of his son.
 * Eyes Always Shut

Goku
 * Going Native: He adopts the ways of the troll dolls
 * Noob: He demonstrates it admirably
 * Spiky Hair

Sweet_grrl
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair
 * (stabs everyone - the Yandere description doesn't seem like the right one, though)

Villains:

Lord of Dorkness, aka LoD "LoD: Sorry. I have A.D.D. Milady: Attention Deficit Disorder? LoD: Yes. I don't get hardly enough. How many more times do I have to kill everyone before I'm center of attention again?"
 * He explains his problem really well right here:



Lilith, aka Lilith_123, aka Lily
 * HornyDevil: She starts in a chatroom for demons and other horrific monsters, and only follows the main characters back to the main chatroom because they insulted her and she wanted payback.
 * um... this

Recurring Characters:

Hambonetaru-chan
 * Mascot: Was added as an attempt to be this. It didn't really go well for him.

Other Chat Room Groups:

The Star Wars chatroom, including the much maligned Ben

The Goth chatroom, including Gothboi, Gothgrrl, and Slave
 * Slave managed to put his Tuxedo Max costume to work and actually drove off the Lord of Dorkness.
 * Gothgrrl turns traitor (apologetically).

Short-Lived Characters:

Lady Juliette, driven away by Lord Elf. Although I think I saw her in the MMORPG cast later, so not sure.