Umineko Parody Fandub

Umineko Parody Fandub is an Abridged Series created by Zero Q Productions (formally Nyodude), and can be seen as a sort of sequel/spin-off to his past series, Higurashi Parody Fandub. It appears to have reached seven episodes before Zero Q stopped (or was forced to stop) making it.

It originally could be found here, but was taken down due to copyright violation. It has been reposted by others, though -- episodes 1 through 5 can be found at this account, and episodes 6 and 7 can be found here.

"Maria: If anybody needs me I'll be in the other room, choking on my rage."
 * The Abridged Series: Of Umineko no Naku Koro ni.
 * Angrish: Maria has a fit of rage-induced uu-ing and babbling in episode 5 when Battler continues to deny Beatrice is a witch even while the latter is standing right in front of him.

"'"If it weren't for the fact that he's the main character, we would have shipped him away by now.""
 * Creepy Child: "Hello, everyone. Maria has appeared out of nowhere to torment you with ominous words of scariness."
 * I Have No Daughter: Natsuhi's last words to Jessica in episode 5 after Jessica points out how she got curb stomped by a butterfly.
 * Idiot Hero: Battler. Zero Q even lampshades this (at least 3 times) in his Audio Commentary of episode 1

"Genji: I made it myself."
 * Invoked Trope: Characters outright say "Curb Stomp Battle" and "Nice Job Breaking It, Hero" while faithfully applying both tropes in episode 5.
 * Larynx Dissonance: Played straight and averted by ZeroQ and other cast members. Played straight with Beatrice, Bernkastel, Kumasawa, Kyrie, Eva, and Rosa; averted by Battler, George, Kinzo, Rudolf, Nanjo, Genji, Gohda, Maria, Jessica, Natsuhi, Shannon, Kanon, and Krauss.
 * Lampshade Hanging: A lot in episode 1's audio commentary (see Idiot Hero above for an example).
 * Paper-Thin Disguise: "I am just a little seagull. Tweet..."
 * Played with. Rudolf realizes that seagulls don't go tweet. The "seagull" just says that because Rudolf isn't a seagull, he can't tell her what they sound like. Racist.
 * Running Gag: "CONTAMINATE THE CRIME SCENE!"
 * Shout-Out:
 * In episode 2, Natsuhi asks Genji "Why is there red stuff on the door!? And why was there bacon in the soap?"


 * In episode 3, Maria is watching Whose Line Is It Anyway?.
 * In episode 4, the song playing as the group rushes to the den is the theme song for Bananas in Pajamas.
 * Episode 5 made quite a few shout-outs:
 * Shannon initially claims that she and Kanon were brought back to life by Morning Rescue before claiming it wasn't true.
 * Kanon: "Just like School Days."
 * Battler: You guys are Decepticons! By that I mean you are both being deceived and conned.
 * In episode 6, Jessica randomly blurts out "Ponies!" while holding Rainbow Dash on her palm, while Kanon repeatedly hallucinates Spike. Probably explained by the fact that crazyboutcena54, who normally voices Shannon and Natsuhi and substitutes as Jessica for this episode, is a brony.
 * The "song about flat-chested girls" works as a shout out to both Touhou and the original Umineko sound novels, where Jessica actually did sing "Tsurupettan" in her concert performance.