Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)/Haiku

The characters know that this one haiku alone is insufficient. "User:Wolfman 2000"

Making a sandwich while the game loads the data. The game is too slow. "User:Wolfman 2000"

Obvious Beta. And to think I wanted this! Well, I've changed my mind. "Reiko Kazama"

This game would have rocked But they rushed for Christmas day Now look what we got. "Gold Heart Kyogre"

Third worst Sonic game Lowest of the low for him They Killed Blaze! "Miru"

This game was so bad It erased itself from time Had good music, though "Dan Genesis"

Terrible Story Had plenty of characters No one gave a shit. "Tweedly Dee"

Irredeemable. At least the Let's Play is good, If only for "FUUUUUUCK!" "King Of Katamari"