Dr. Chaos/YMMV


 * Goddamned Bats: Present and accounted for. Several of them also come with nigh-instant respawning for extra pain-in-the-assitude.
 * Paranoia Fuel: That door could have a potion or some ammo, sure, but it could also hide pastel blue Frankenstein with exposed ribcage or his cohort, ghastly, wide-mouthed Roseanne Barr-lookalike and squat, giant-headed Peter Lorre!
 * So Okay It's Average: What most people who've played the game think of it, despite its noteworthy frightening atmosphere. The gameplay itself is basically The Goonies II with a freaky paint job.