Dirty Coward/Quotes

""I surrender and volunteer for treason!""

- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

"Thief: Hey guys. Did I miss anything? Black Mage: Thief?! I thought you ran off like you the coward you are! Thief: And you wouldn't have run for it? Black Mage: Don't change the subject."

- 8-bit Theater

"Lich: You can't run away forever! Red Mage: Oh, you'll be surprised what cowardice has done for us so far."

- 8-bit Theater

"Rimmer: Shoot him! Lister: What? In the back? Rimmer: Of course in the back! It's only a pity he's awake! Lister: You mean, You could happily kill him if he was asleep? Rimmer: I could happily kill him if he was on the job, shoot him!"

- Red Dwarf

"Rimmer: Know this about me. Like general George S. Patton, I believe in reincarnation. It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives has been a soldier. A bold warrior soul, who unfortunately in this incarnation, has been given the body of an abject coward. So excuse me gentlemen, while I have a humiliating panic attack underneath the scanner table."

- Red Dwarf

"Rimmer: The way I see it, we have two options: 1, take it on and kill it, or 2, run away. Who's for 2? Kryten: Two sounds good to me, sir Cat: Always been my lucky number"

- Red Dwarf

"Opera Bender: Save Fry! Save Fry!/Godzilla/Will devour him!/As for me I must be off/To have my doctor check this cough!/Goodbye! Bender: I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is so what I would have done."

- Futurama

"Mark: He thinks we can't hide forever. Jeremy: He doesn't know us at all, does he?"

- Peep Show

"Better to live in atrocity than to die in glory."

- Gix, Magic: The Gathering: The Thran

""Oh God, please don't make me die today! Tomorrow would be so much better!""

- Traditional Spathi. prayer, Star Control 2

"Magwich: Is it my fault I'm a weak-willed traitor at heart? Jack: Well, that's honest enough."

- The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica

"Kai Leng: Still too slow, Shepard! Shepard: I'm only slow because I'm not running! You ran away on the Citadel, on Thessia - all you can do is run! Kai Leng: Sh-shut up!"

- Mass Effect 3

"I've got those yellow stain blues those silly yellow stain blues...when someone fires a shot, it's always there I am not."

- Sung in honor of Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny

"I'd come with you, but I don't want to."

- Weasel, in Deadpool