The Hurt Locker/Funny

"Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!! James: I was visiting a whorehouse. Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?"
 * James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.

"Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches."
 * Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:

"Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative."
 * James giving the finger to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.