Spider-Man (film)/Memes

Spider-Man, like the rest of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy is quite quotable. Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin has produced most of the memes in this film.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

 * "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
 * "I missed the part where that's my problem."
 * "But the ad said 3000."
 * "I have a father. His name was Ben Parker."
 * "I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

 * "You know how much I sacrificed?"
 * "Out, am I?"
 * "Impressive!"
 * "Misery, misery, misery. That's what you've chosen."
 * "I offered you friendship and you spat in my face!"
 * "Finish it!"
 * "Back to formula."
 * "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out!"
 * "Jameson, you slime!"
 * "Sleeeeeeeep."
 * "Godspeed, Spider-Man."

J. Jonah Jameson

 * "Crap, crap, megacrap."
 * "I want pictures of Spider-Man!"

Bonesaw McGraw

 * "Bonesaw is ready!"
 * "Hey, freakshow! You're going nowhere! I've got you for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!"
 * "What are you doing up there?"

Others

 * "You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man."
 * "How did Raimi get away with it?"
 * "I wouldn't want to fight me neither."