3 Ninjas/Funny

""Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?""
 * Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:

""Would you like me to drive?""
 * When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.

"Colt: Rocky, these ninjas have guns.

Rocky: Hey, if they have guns, they're no ninjas.

Colt: Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.

Tum Tum: Oh, that's reassuring."

"Tum Tum: (pretending to drink) Hmm this stuff is good!
 * The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with laxative.

Hammer: Give me that!"