Vampire Knight/Funny


 * Akatsuki making a deadpan but completely serious statement, after having apparently stumbled across an unconscious Yuuki in the middle of nowhere.

"Akatsuki: Hanabusa... Hanabusa: What's the matter, Akatsuki? Akatsuki: No matter how you look at it, Yuuki Cross is lying here."


 * in the episode Night of vampires, the character says "Their gaze will enslave you" and I Heard That As "their gays will enslave you"