Policenauts

"Is it a challenge from man to space? Or a challenge from space against mankind?"

- Tagline.

Spiritual Successor to Hideo Kojima's interactive Visual Novel cult classic Snatcher, Policenauts is basically what you get when you let Konami's resident sci-fi author retell the story of Rip Van Winkle using the characters from Lethal Weapon...then forget to tell America for about a decade until Comrade Slowbeef and pals whang the fandom upside the head with the digital equivalent of the Rosetta Stone.

In the year 2010, the United Nations handpicks five police officers from around the world to undergo astronaut training and become Policenauts, specially trained to bring law and order to Earth's first orbital colony Beyond Coast. But tragedy strikes in 2013, when LAPD representative Jonathan Ingram (above, with mullet) has an accident with his "Yuri" spacewalking vehicle and spends the next 25 years drifting in low Earth orbit thanks to his suit's emergency cold sleep system. Upon finally being recovered by the probe Propaganda, he returns to Earth and sets up a floundering Private Detective agency after developing a severe case of cosmophobia.

Fast forward three years after that, to 2040. Jonathan's ex-wife Lorraine, having exhausted all her options on Beyond, turns to him for assistance in finding her new husband, high-ranking Tokugawa Pharmaceuticals scientist Kenzo Hojo. Shortly after bequeathing to him the only clues to his absence - a cut leaf and some pills with a defaced watermark - Lorraine is killed by a white-bleeding motorcyclist's car bomb. Convinced that this is much more than a simple missing persons case, Jonathan must put aside his cosmophobia and return to Beyond - a radically changed place where the Policenauts are a faded memory, their BCPD replacements utilize Powered Armor and in-vitro-fertilized "Frozeners", and the Tokugawa conglomerate runs enough of the show that Ingram can only draw upon the resources of the long-obsolete Vice unit, headed up by fellow ex-LAPD ex-Policenaut Ed Brown (above, without mullet). The good news is, the Vice unit also includes Meryl Silverburgh, temporary FOXHOUND tattoo and all.

Building on many of Snatcher's strengths (the Visual Novel interface with shooting segments sprinkled in for good measure), Policenauts was first released for the NEC PC-9821 computer platform in 1994, with console ports for the 3DO, Play Station, and Sega Saturn following soon after. Konami announced an English localization of the Sega Saturn version in 1996 (two years before Metal Gear Solid), but ultimately choose to cancel it when the developers allegedly (according to an interview with Kojima in the official strategy guide) found themselves unable to properly sync the English dialogue to the game's pre-animated FMV cutscenes. The Fan Translation linked above is actually of the PS version - an ordeal in itself, voice recording notwithstanding, as translators ran up against a variety of oddly compressed graphics and sequences that would go outside the grain for only one or two parts of the game. The patch finally came out on Hideo Kojima's 46th birthday (August 24, 2009), though, in what Something Awful forumer Slowbeef (the "Comrade" part was appended following a Russian site catching wind of the project) calls a Beta release: aside from the Japanese-only audio, the game is not only completely playable in English but is polished enough to be considered as good as any official release could have been.

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""Of course, just as Metal Gear Solid was screaming "NUKES ARE BAD" at the top of its lungs, the prevailing theme in Policenauts is "SPACE IS BAD", which is pounded into your head on several occasions.""
 * Adventure Duo: Following the lead of Gillian and Metal, Jonathan is the Chivalrous Pervert and Ed is the straight man.
 * Alien Blood: The "Frozeners" carry white blood, which accounts for their green-skinned appearance.
 * All There in the Manual: The translation project's website features a massive compendium of glossary terms gleaned from the PlayStation release's omake disc. Strangely enough, there's a mode Dummied Out here but available by default in the Saturn copy that allows players to call up the Encyclopedia Exposita on the fly.
 * Author Filibuster:  monologue at the very end is (possibly) Hideo Kojima's indictment of outer space research as an excuse for neglecting Earth's problems.
 * Badass Beard: Gates Becker sports one.
 * Badass Long Hair: Tony Redwood.
 * Badass Mustache: Ed.
 * Best Her to Bed Her: If you're able to beat Meryl's high score on the shooting range, she'll let you grope her breasts. Kind of subverted in that the person she eventually reveals real interest in is her friend Dave, who could never outshoot her.
 * Better to Die Than Be Killed / Disney Villain Death:.
 * Bittersweet Ending:
 * Bland-Name Product: Jonathan's favorite brand of cigarettes, "Moslems", are sold in a Marlboro-style red box.
 * Moslems are (were) real, and they are (were) 'break' cigarettes; required no lighter, but had a sulfuric compound in the tip that activated when you broke the end.
 * Blonde Brunette Redhead: Chris, Karen, and Meryl.
 * Blood From the Mouth:  and.
 * Boom Headshot: Ed shoots  right between the eyes, just as he's about to kill Jonathan. A fairly blatant Shout Out to Lethal Weapon 2's ending.
 * Buddy Cop Show
 * The Call Knows Where You Live
 * Casual Interplanetary Travel: Jonathan gets to Beyond Coast on a commercial shuttle with even less hassle than one would get on an international flight circa 2011.
 * Chase Scene: A very lengthy chase with a motorcycle gunman. Twice.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Various.
 * Coincidental Broadcast: Karen's BBC news reports.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: Tokugawa.
 * Cowboy Cop: Guess.
 * Crap Saccharine World: Beyond Coast.
 * Creator Cameo: Kojima himself, along with programmer Hiromitsu Yamaguchi, provided the voices of the AP soldiers.
 * Cyberpunk: Borderlining on Post Cyber Punk, as most of the action takes place in the super-efficient environment of Beyond Coast.
 * Da Chief: Gates.
 * Darkened Building Shootout
 * Deal With the Devil:  admits to aiding Tokagawa because of crippling financial debt.
 * The Dev Team Thinks of Everything: Take everything you know about Gillian Seed hitting on women. Now ramp it Up to Eleven with a mouse pointer that allows you to LOOK at women in specific spots. In fact, groping a woman is integral to advancing the plot at one point.
 * Doesn't Like Guns: Ed can't bring himself to draw a gun anymore because of -- in true Die Hard fashion -- a traumatic moment in his past.
 * Doppelganger Replacement Love Interest: This seems to be the case with Karen, whose resemblance to her mother Lorraine does not go unnoticed by Jonathan, while Karen herself tries to make a move on Jonathan, much to Jonathan's confusion.
 * Due to The Dead: Nearly everyone who dies in the game is shipped off to BCCH, where their bodies are put into Suspended Animation while their organs are sold on the black market.
 * Dummied Out: The aforementioned Encyclopedia Exposita, along with extra firing range targets depicting Snatcher heads (oddly, with green eyes vis-a-vis the international releases of that game, rather than the original Terminator-esque red ones). The patch actually also dummies away graphics that just didn't want to cooperate with the new code offsets, rerouting to displaying new, uncompressed images rather than slogging through Konami's proprietary compression code.
 * Elaborate Underground Base: Tokugawa's secret warehouse on the moon.
 * Elevator Action Sequence: Jonathan's shootout with an EMPS while climbing Tokugawa's H.Q.
 * Engineered Public Confession:
 * Everyone Is Related: Ho boy..
 * Evil Gloating:.
 * Evil Laugh: As Jonathan is being framed for murder,  and Tokugawa chortle amongst themselves.
 * Evil Tower of Ominousness: Tokugawa H.Q. (leading into a Climbing Climax).
 * Face Heel Turn:  and.
 * Family Relationship Switcheroo:.
 * Fantastic Drug: The opium/pharma-hybrid Narc, whose 33% per-capita usage on Beyond Coast is rivaled only in America, where "the War on Drugs is still being fought." (BTW, that's a Shout Out to the tacked-on Ivan Rodriguez/Liquid Sky miniplot in Snatcher.)
 * Fiery Redhead: Meryl.
 * Flashback Effects: When referencing a character's backstory or an earlier event in the game, the cutscenes are Deliberately Monochrome. The flashbacks to Ed's Greatest Failure are shown in stark blue.
 * Frame Up: Hojo's body is uncovered right in the middle of a police raid. And wouldn't you know it, Jonathan Ingram's shell casings are conveniently littered around the corpse, how strange!
 * The Future
 * Gag Boobs: Jonathan finds a myriad of excuses to touch womens' breasts, complete with jiggle animations and a sound effect (Meryl's twins sound like elephants).
 * General Gaming Gamepads: The PS1 version is playable with the Playstation Mouse, while the shooting sections of the Saturn version can be played with a Light Gun.
 * Genre Deconstruction: Not so much the buddy cop angle -- in which Kojima embraces every cliché in the book -- but space exploration in general. Beyond Coast's residents are overcrowded, over-medicated, have to keep a close eye on their calcium intake, and basically have to adapt every aspect of their lives (if you can call it living) to a weightless environment. HG101 puts it best:
 * Genre Deconstruction: Not so much the buddy cop angle -- in which Kojima embraces every cliché in the book -- but space exploration in general. Beyond Coast's residents are overcrowded, over-medicated, have to keep a close eye on their calcium intake, and basically have to adapt every aspect of their lives (if you can call it living) to a weightless environment. HG101 puts it best:

"Ed: There's an extra planet here. I count 10 planets."
 * A God Am I: at least one of the villains has developed a God complex, as evidenced by his Hannibal Lecture near the end of the game.
 * Goggles Do Nothing: Dave.
 * He Was Right There All Along:  in the astronaut spacesuit.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Ed & Jonathan.
 * His Name Is:  gets shot before she can spill the beans on Tokugawa's operation.
 * Hot Scoop: Karen Hojo.
 * Human Shield:  takes Chris hostage onboard a moving train.
 * I Have Your Kid:  in order to lure Jonathan and Ed out into the open.
 * Ill Girl: Lorraine and Kenzo's daughter, BBC (not the British one) news anchor Karen Hojo. Thankfully while she's waiting for a bone marrow transplant, she can phone it in via CG duplicate.
 * I'm Dying, Please Take My MacGuffin: Before she dies, Lorraine hands Jonathan a black poppy leaf.
 * Important Haircut: Karen, . On the flight back to Home, Jonathan watches a BBC newscast and sees that Karen has cut her hair short.
 * Incest Is Relative:
 * Tokugawa's "Rebirthers" are clones of celebrity women throughout history, existing solely to have sex with him and his clientèle. More disturbingly, they're also registered as legal blood relatives of Tokugawa himself.
 * It Was Here, I Swear: Ed & Jonathan uncover a massive Narc factory inside BCCH. When the cops raid it the next morning, however, all the evidence has disappeared. Well, almost all of it...
 * Japan Takes Over the World: The Japanese-bred Tokugawa is the biggest employer on Beyond, so much so that his employees have taken on the Salaryman mindset.
 * Just Between You and Me: Toscanini.
 * Killed to Uphold The Masquerade: Hojo.
 * Laughing Mad:  in his final moments.
 * Let Me At Him: Jonathan really wants to get his hands on Tokugawa.
 * Lock and Load Montage: Jonathan before setting off to Tokugawa's tower for a final showdown.
 * Luke, I Might Be Your Father:.
 * The Mafia / The Triads and The Tongs: In SPAAAAACE!
 * Meryl debuted in Metal Gear Solid: Here, she's less of a rookie, more of a Knife Nut. In fact Policenauts Meryl is a combat veteran, having supposedly been part of FOXHOUND. The bonus discs for the 3DO and PS versions did feature concept art for "Metal Gear 3" that eventually evolved into Metal Gear Solid, though.
 * Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Dave and Meryl.
 * A Mech By Any Other Name: The police mobile suits (EMPS).
 * Mega Corp: Tokugawa and its various branches.
 * Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot
 * Ms. Fanservice: Too many to list.
 * Mysterious Informant: Nine Stars.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Jonathan bears a suspicious resemblance to Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, complete with shaggy mullet and baseball jacket. The similarities between Ed and Danny Glover are also hard to miss.
 * Off With His Head:.
 * Old Save Bonus: If you happen to have a Tokimeki Memorial : Forever with you save completed with at least one girl in the same Memory Card as your Policenauts save, an additional dialogue spoofing Tokimeki Memorial's Legend of the Tree and commenting on the girl you completed will appear at one point of the game.
 * Only a Flesh Wound:  EMPS riddles Jonathan with bullets, but avoids hitting any vital organs (No sense in wasting those, eh?)
 * Parental Substitute: Ed gunned down Marc's biological (and Ax Crazy) father while on the job. Guilt-ridden, he took in the orphaned boy as his own.
 * The Password Is Always Swordfish
 * Peek a Boo Corpse
 * Perpetual Smiler: Dave. Even  doesn't dampen his mood!
 * Police Are Useless
 * Portmantitle
 * Powered Armor: BCP's "EMPS" suits, designed to quickly patrol the entirety of the colony.
 * Production Foreshadowing: If you have the Pilot Disk for the 3DO, or the Private Collection disc for the PS (doesn't matter which), you can see early concept of Metal Gear Solid (back when it was titled Metal Gear 3) if you look up FOXHOUND in the glossary.
 * Production Throwback: The game is filled with several Snatcher and Metal Gear references. From cameos by Randam and Napoleon, to the presence of a 2042 Snatcher calendar in Dr. Ishida's office.
 * The Professor: Victor.
 * Prophetic Name: Plato Crater is a location on the moon where Tokugawa keeps his organ farm. As Toscanini points out, if you change one letter, you end up with "Pluto" -- the gateway to the underworld.
 * Recycled in Space: Sure enough, as Snatcher was Blade Runner WITH ROBOTS INSTEAD OF CLONES!, this is Lethal Weapon IN AN O'NEILL CYLINDER!.
 * Retirony:.
 * Reverse Psychology:
 * Rip Van Winkle: Jonathan Ingram.
 * Sacrificial Lamb: Lorraine.
 * Salt and Pepper: Jonathan and Ed.
 * Scary Shiny Glasses: An extremely rude cop manning the BCP front desk.
 * Science Marches On: While examining a Hologram of Earth's solar system, Ed notices something ain't right:


 * Secret Keeper: While visiting Karen at the hospital, her doctor recognizes Jonathan as a wanted fugitive. Luckily, he's a nice fellow and decides not to turn Jonathan in.
 * Sexy Stewardess: Zero gravity has many advantages.
 * Shout Out: The shooting range's combat mode lifts several distinct sound effects from Konami's light gun game Lethal Enforcers.
 * Ishida's 2042 calendar that he got from a video game. It's even mentioned by one of the characters that, given a haircut and a trench coat, Johnathan would look just like the guy in the middle.
 * The Metal Gear series, from Solid onwards, feature various shout-outs to Policenauts in turn.
 * Shout Out Theme Naming:
 * The original EMPS prototype is named Yuri Gagarin, named after the first man in space, while the three later models (Goddard, Oberth, and Von Braun) are named after real rocket scientists.
 * Shown Their Work: Kojima pulled together a lot of conjecture about the effects of zero gravity and cosmic radiation on space-bound humans, along with the rigid environmental conditions needed to keep an O'Neill Cylinder running...then capped it off with his own speculation about what zero gravity and virtual reality could do for sex tourism, legal or otherwise.
 * Sickbed Slaying:  tries to kill Ed while he's unconscious in the hospital, but gets caught in the act.
 * Smoking Is Cool: Jonathan, noting how smoking is frowned upon in the future, indulges in a "smokeless" brand of cigarettes. Even that isn't enough for Ed, who constantly reminds Jonathan that all smoking is outlawed on Beyond.
 * Jonathan doesn't indulge in smokeless cigarettes, specifically stating he like second-hand smoke. What Jonathan does is keep a cigarette in his mouth that he doesn't smoke, and he only lights it once.
 * Snowy Screen of Death: When  on-camera, Jonathan's monitor briefly turns to static.
 * The Speechless: Marc watched his father get gunned down, and was rendered mute by the trauma. He communicates mostly through drawing pictures.
 * Streetwalker: Hanging out at the BCP's front desk.
 * Swiss Cheese Security: BCCH.
 * Technology Marches On: Subverted. A key MacGuffin is stored on a CD-ROM, precisely because it's an "archaic format" which nobody would look twice at.
 * Trailers Always Spoil:
 * The cover illustrations for the
 * Transplant: Meryl, into MGS.
 * The Ugly Guy's Hot Daughter: Anna Brown. Good lord, Anna Brown.
 * Wait Here
 * We Have Become Complacent: This is the gist of  Motive Rant.
 * Why Did It Have To Be Space?: Jonathan's spacewalking accident 25 years ago left him riddled with cosmophobia.
 * Why Won't You Die?: Nuthin's gonna break 's stride. No matter how many bullets Jonathan seems to put in him.
 * Wire Dilemma : The bomb planted inside an Elles designer bag -- which is stashed inside a counterfeit Elles bag store. Jonathan suggests they use Anna's bag as a litmus test, but the plan goes sour when Ed confides that the bag (a birthday gift from him) is yet another fake.
 * Would You Like to Hear How They Died:.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Jonathan literally has blue hair, along with Tokugawa (whose hair is green) and Ed's children. Redwood's hair is purple, although in that case it's a side-effect of his biology.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Jonathan literally has blue hair, along with Tokugawa (whose hair is green) and Ed's children. Redwood's hair is purple, although in that case it's a side-effect of his biology.