Light Bulb Joke

""How many members of a specified ethnic demographic does it take to change a light bulb?" "Ten-- one to screw in the light bulb and nine to act in a manner stereotypical of their ethnicity.""

A stock joke about poking fun at groups with the ridiculous ways they would change a light bulb.

The common format is "How many (group of people) does it take to change a light bulb? X+1. 1 to change the bulb, and X to (humorous caricature of group)."

Another is a means to accuse them of Pride: "How many (people) does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the universe revolves about him to screw it in."

This can sometimes be mocking other groups, but it can also be Self-Deprecation of one's own group.

Take ourselves as tropers: "Q How many tropers does it take to change a light bulb? A One, but someone will put the old bulb back with a Justifying Edit."

Another example: "Q How many tropers does it take to change a light bulb? A One screws in the lightbulb, while nine others mark the ways he was similar to other lightbulb screwers."

It also has many variations (including noting the pun of "screw").

The original joke is in some danger of being a Forgotten Trope:

"Q How many (insert Funny Foreigner of choice here) does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Two, one to hold the bulb, and one to turn the ladder."

Of course this joke shows up in fiction as well, and examples here should be limited to such. It's generally acknowledged as being a Stock Shtick, and thus usually a sign that the character doesn't know any better jokes. It's also a good candidate for an Orphaned Feed Line.

In Speculative Fiction, the exact format of the joke may be altered slightly to allow for the lack of light bulbs.

Compare Knock-Knock Joke.

Advertising

 * There was an ad for fluorescent bulbs, bragging about lasting seven years. There's a kid who was newborn when the bulb was put in, and near the end of those seven years, he doesn't get a light bulb joke, saying "Change a light bulb? Why would anybody need to change a light bulb?"

Anime and Manga
"Rock: Okay, how many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Revy: I'm guessing one to hold the lightbulb, and 99 to turn the house, isn't that it? Rock: Um... er... let's see. So, the Pope says to the guy who dressed like he's homeless... Revy: Yeah, "I thought I told you to get out of here yesterday". Yeah, good one. Do me a favor and just shut up and drive, will ya?!"
 * Axis Powers Hetalia plays with this in one strip in which Poland asks Lithuania to turn the table as he stands on it in order to change a lightbulb. Most likely a Shout-Out to the original joke.
 * They also do type 2 with Greece.
 * Black Lagoon does this when Rock tries to entertain Revy while they're running errand around town. Unfortunately, Revy knows all his jokes, which almost results in a car crash.

Film

 * From A Bug's Life: "How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can't tell. As soon as the light goes on, they scatter."
 * A rather dark example of playing with this trope occurs in Disney's Mulan. Shan Yu dispatches two captured enemy scouts to deliver his warning to the emperor. After the two have already started to run away, Shan Yu casually asks an archer, "How many men does it take to deliver a message?" The answer the archer gives us is "one" and a drawn bowstring, implying that one of the scouts was murdered because he was unnecessary.

Literature
"'Do you know any lamp-wick jokes?' he said, settling himself comfortably on the sand. 'I don't think so,' said Nijel politely, tapping a slab. 'I know hundreds. They are very droll. For example, do you know how many trolls it takes to change a lamp-wick?' 'This slab moves,' said Nijel. 'Look, it's a sort of door. Give me a hand.'"
 * The Discworld novel Sourcery has lamp-wick jokes (no relation):

"Q: How many Neanderthals does it take to change a light bulb? A: All of them."
 * Also featured in the Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom webcomic.
 * Hominids by Robert Sawyer is about a Neanderthal scientist from a parallel universe who falls into our universe as the result of a lab accident. A news dump at the beginning of one of its chapters has:

"Q How many Jinxians does it take to paint a skyscraper? A Five, one to hold the can of spray paint and four to shake the building up and down."
 * From Larry Niven's Known Space stories:

"Two, one to change it and the other to shoot him and take the credit."
 * Jacen Solo, in his humor-loving young Jedi apprentice days, attempted to piss off some Imperial captors with the question "How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?"

"How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel? None, it's easier to cheat at Sabacc in the dark."
 * One from I, Jedi (Said by Corran Horn):

"How many Wookiees does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to hold the bulb, and nine to turn the house around."
 * To say nothing of one devised by one of the "Star Wars Kids" magazines:

"How many Dzur does it take to sharpen a sword? Four: one to sharpen the sword and three to put up enough of a fight to make it worthwhile. How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword? Three: one to sharpen the sword and one to confuse the issue."
 * Yendi, one of the books in Steven Brust's Dragaera series, has "How many X does it take to sharpen a sword?" jokes, where X is one of the Dragaeran Houses.

"How many Easterners does it take to sharpen a sword? Four: three to turn the grindstone and one to hold the sword."
 * Vlad also pulls one about humans Easterners that probably counts as the Fantastic Racism form of N-Word Privileges:


 * A Song of Ice and Fire even gets in on the act, with "shoe a horse" instead of "change a lightbulb." For example, Q:"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?" A: "Five, one to do the shoeing, and four to lift the horse".
 * The book "Poetry and Prose from the Director's Ass." ends with multiple Light bulb jokes about workers (such as Production Assistants, teamsters, stunt people, etc) in television based upon the author's experience as an Assistant Director on Star Trek.
 * The Star Trek novel The Final Reflection (by John M. Ford) has these in the form of "Rom Jokes," which Federation and Klingon crewmembers swap at a peace conference. The only one related to the reader is "How many Romulans does it take to change a transtator coil? Answer: 1 to change the coil, 150 to blow the ship up out of shame."

Live-Action TV
"John Sheridan: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They surrender right before they finish the task and they never tell you why. Londo Mollari: How many Centauri does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. But, in the grand old days of the Republic, hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!"
 * Babylon 5 has the following:

"Q: How many Visitors does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they like the dark!"
 * From V:

"Crow: How many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb? Tom: How many? Crow: I don't know, that's why I'm asking."
 * The Criminal Minds episode "Masterpiece" had Reid telling a joke to a college psychology class when he mentions he was studying philosophy. "How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness." Of course, nobody gets it.
 * From the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode "The Final Sacrifice".

"Roy: Hey, I got one for you. How many Sandpiper employees does it take to change a light bulb? Four. Two to change the bulb, and two other idiots to pay them for doing it."
 * The Pretender: In "Hazards", psychiatrist Sydney, in an unusually good mood, tells the standard psychiatrist light bulb joke. ("One. But the light bulb has to want to change.")
 * The Wings episode "Gone But Not Faygotten" has Fay retire and the Hackett brothers hiring Casey to replace her as Sandpiper's ticket agent. When Fay wants to come back, neither Joe nor Brian has the heart to tell her no, but they can't bring themselves to fire Casey either, so they let them both run the counter, even though the job can easily be handled by one person. Roy comments on the situation.

"How many mechanoids does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Twelve! ... Do you know why? ... Because they're so stupid!"
 * In Red Dwarf, Kryten is a little unclear on the concept:

Music
"How many socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Too many! 4 to requisition the light bulb, 4 more to process the requisition in triplicate, 8 to manufacture the light bulb, 3 to subsidize the manufacturing, 3 to procure the light bulb, 2 to supervise the manufacturing and procurement process, 7 to warehouse the light bulb for an indeterminate length of time, 4 to deliver the light bulb to the wrong address, 4 more to re-deliver the light bulb, 6 to receive the light bulb and 1 to screw it up! 47. How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One impoverished nation willing to exploit its malnourished population and rape its natural resources to manufacture, package and deliver the light bulb to Wal-Mart... and me."
 * Ron Zimmerman, from his song "Socialist!"

Newspaper Comics

 * Dilbert: "How many left-handed Elbonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! Left-handed Elbonians don't have light bulbs!" However, few Elbonians even know what light bulbs are.

Radio
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he's promoted three levels before it's all screwed up."
 * Dave Broadfoot played with both this trope and the pun noted above:

Tabletop Games
""How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?" / "Hey! That's not funny! WE'RE SUING!" "How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?" / "10. 9 to chip it out of the ice and one to change the lightbulb." "How many Japanese does it take to change a lightbulb?" / "Who needs lightbulbs when you've got our technology?""
 * The card game Apples To Apples has these as flavor text on all of its nationality cards:

Video Games
"How many Jacobans does it take to empty a chamberpot? It depends on the current proclamation."
 * Guild Wars: "How many Asuras does it take to screw in a power core? None, they force a human to do it for them!"
 * The Sims Medieval, unlike previous Sims games, has text pop up on screen when your Sims Gossip. Two of the messages are jokes along the lines of Lightbulb Jokes poking fun at the game's two religions.


 * The Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego? video game had Good Guide Renée Santz try to tell Mona Lisa a joke ("How many ACME agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?"), to which Mona Lisa replies "What's a light bulb?"
 * Dee Cryption derisively asks the same question in Thomas Edison's lab when the player has to change one in order to complete a circuit.
 * The question is never answered in canon, though it looks like the VILE perspective is "ALL OF THEM. Because that's what it would take for them to get the bulb back from Carmen after she's stolen it."

Web Animation

 * Smashtasm: "How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, because gender stereotypes based on hair color are totally unfair and sexist." ...Trust me, it's funnier in context.

Web Comics

 * Cyanide and Happiness has its own variation.
 * Dinosaur Comics had "Inverse light bulb jokes" to reveal his friends' prejudices. The strip is number 1145.
 * Dominic Deegan has Donovan crack one off to the orc shaman Thuen Gor: "How many Callanians does it take to install a lamp post? One - he sticks it in the ground and waits for the world to revolve around him."
 * Irregular Webcomic gives us the formulaic lightbulb joke.
 * Mitch Clem of Nothing Nice to Say went self-referential in his journal comic.
 * Schlock Mercenary had a pair about recalibrating transponders and getting beaten up in a tavern.
 * xkcd #841: How many audiophiles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 *  Chuckle-A-Duck comics has one about congressmen.

Web Original
"Frieza: How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Their whole race! One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to die....and then the other one dies too."
 * Dragon Ball Abridged - Frieza, after wiping out most of the Namekian species except for Nail, Dende and Guru.

"Frieza: Well, well, well! I'm legitimately surprised I missed one of you. But that's just fine, because I've been working on some jokes. Now tell me if you've heard this one. How many Namekians does it take to - Piccolo: (punches him across the sky) Just one."
 * Later, when Piccolo shows up:

"Q: How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb? A: You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark for you to see anything, so it must be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding."
 * /r/Jokes came up with another one:

Western Animation
"Peter: How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One dirty, stinkin' ape to screw it in, and two dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other! (the apes cock their guns)"
 * In the Gargoyles episode "The Reckoning", Fang uses this joke - and unless I'm just hearing things, his inflection must have been skirting the radar: "How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?" (Emphasis his.) The question is never answered, and the creator, Greg Weisman, eventually turned it into a contest on his "Ask Greg" website.
 * If you were hearing it right, the answer is "Two, but it has to be a BIG light bulb."
 * He gets another in the Bad Guys sequel in comic form. "How many mutants does it take to change a lightbulb? Three to sit there and one to hang [around]."
 * From "Squirrel Jokes": "How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb? Because they're SO. DARN. STUPID!"
 * Presumably a Shout-Out to Raising Arizona.
 * In Family Guy - Brian mentions that Peter doesn't have a great history when it comes to telling jokes. Cutaway Gag to Peter on the Planet of the Apes, surrounded and held at gunpoint.


 * Rather than asking the question or giving a straight answer, the intro to the Justice Friends demonstrates us that at the very least, three Avengers expies are NOT enough to change a lightbulb.

Real Life
"How many Daily Mail readers does it take to change a lightbulb? What was wrong with the old one, eh? Remember the good old days, when bulbs were round and not curly! Where is the Britain of our past? It's Political Correctness Gone Mad!"
 * Comedian Marcus Brigstocke on the subject of a news headline "EU Switches Off Our Lightbulbs" reporting the introduction of fluorescent bulbs: