Dinosaur King/YMMV

""You're so old, you have Lincoln in your yearbook!" "You're so old you were selling hotdogs at Custer's Last Stand!" "You're so old, you were there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick!" "You're so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to your apartment!""
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