Camp Straight/Quotes

": Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype.

Freeza:, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?


 * Well, I need to call my girlfriend.

Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?


 * You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to find out where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.

Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.


 * What, you thought I was single?"

- Dragon Ball Abridged

"Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay.

Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight."

- Frasier

"Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl! Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1. The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible! Dr. Girlfriend: Straight! The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!"

- The Venture Brothers

""Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean.""

- Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson, Twin Peaks