Warcraft/Characters/Dressing

This character sheet is for Warcraft Dressing.

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Galehaut Westmarch
"He's a paladin that fails so hard he's not even a paladin."

- Galehaut's player over Skype that one time

No, he's a warrior. He's a big dumb tank with more brawn than brains. He spends most of his time in a general state of confusion. This is not aided by the fact that he was pulled into the Caverns of Time from sometime before the Third War - for him, Lordaeron is a prosperous kingdom, the orcs are mostly locked away in camps where they can't hurt anyone, and Arthas is a pretty cool guy who is paladin and doesn't afraid of anything.

About the only thing he's got going for him is that he's relentlessly nice, and has a temperament somewhere between a drugless stoner and the adorable puppy who follows you home. :B

Larkspur Dawnherald
...is violating your virgin character sheet page, as he has violated many virgin things before, including the OOC community!

Basically your average death knight, who is actually really pretty bad at death knight given he'd prefer to spend 95% of the time asleep, and the remaining 5% of the time eating things that should not be eaten or getting it on. Also he is very fond of Krenyn, cultivating the friendship of small animals (especially his moths), putting his tongue on things, picking flowers, Krenyn, being annoying, not expending excess energy, (except when beating things up or getting it on), Krenyn, cultivating wacky new diseases, disturbing sexual fetishes, and Krenyn. Also, all of the above in combination with, you guessed it, Krenyn.

He might have some mommy issues. And a really big axe.


 * Abusive Parents -- Only his mother, Lark asserts, furiously. His father was a good man. A GREAT man.
 * An Axe to Grind -- Lark's runeblade is a great-axe named Terminus Est. Yes, after THAT Terminus Est.
 * Anything That Moves -- And a lot of things that don't!
 * Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other -- Krenyn is horribly mean and verbally abusive to Lark in public. Lark just doesn't give a damn, ignores Krenyn outright, or insults his breeding. But then something bad happens to one of them and the little black thorn-covered heartbubbles put on an appearance.
 * Ax Crazy -- Usually a result of the Berserk Button, but being a death knight means, much like a ninja, your purpose is to flip out and kill people...
 * Battle Couple -- One half of the Death Knight Dynamic Duo with Krenyn. <3
 * Berserk Button -- Don't try to mind control him. Or hurt Krenyn.
 * Blessed With Suck -- Being back from the dead with awesome death knight powers, control over frost, shadow, and disease, and effective immortality also means Lark's brain is slowly rotting away. It kinda sucks.
 * Body Horror -- Not so much on the "mutating into an unrecognizable lump of flesh" axis as "eventually the parts of my brain that make me a person and not an animal will rot away entirely and then I'll just be a ravening beast". See also...
 * Came Back Wrong -- Type 4. The necromancer responsible is SO fired.
 * Creepy Monotone -- Not that people can tell on a Livejournal game, but Lark usually sounds like a tenor version of Vin Diesel. With a British accent. He doesn't emote a lot vocally. (Sorry for breaking your brain there.)
 * Disability Superpower -- -1 to Sight, +1 to Hearing, +1 to Sense of Smell.
 * Disease Bleach -- Okay, so going from straw blond to silver on death is not that dramatic a change. Shut up. (Lark's skin being a creepy gray-blue is probably a more significant change.)
 * Evil Matriarch -- Dionaea Dawnherald is a very bad woman.
 * Eye Scream -- Yeah, and how often do YOU have to wake up in the morning and gouge out your own eyes to keep the infection from spreading to your brain? I thought so.
 * Extreme Omnivore -- Self-explanatory.
 * Floral Theme Naming -- Not-so-secret secret: The player names all her death knights after poisonous plants.
 * Ho Yay -- ...Okay, so it's not really subtext anymore.
 * Luke Nounverber -- In my defense, MOST blood elf families seem to have surnames like this. Seriously! It's lore!
 * Morality Chain -- Everyone would be a lot worse for wear if he weren't on the end of one.
 * Nausea Fuel -- Can't be helped if you EAT CARRION, are decaying from within, and have pet bugs that live inside you.
 * Nightmare Fuel -- Where to begin?
 * Noble Demon -- He fails at this about as hard as he fails at death knight, but he tries!
 * Noodle Incident -- Has he told you about the time where he was a coatrack for three weeks?
 * Offing the Offspring -- As the offspring in question, Lark is disappoint with his mother.
 * People Puppets -- The occasional repercussion of being one under the Scourge still rears its ugly head now and then.
 * Real Men Wear Pink -- Yes, he's an herbalist and enjoys picking flowers. Wanna fight about it? He'll bite your face off.
 * Rewarded As a Traitor Deserves -- Trying to play both sides of the betrayal game did not work out well. In fact, it ended at the end of a rope. "HEY GUYS, I'M SURE MY FAMILY WILL STAND UP FOR ME." ...no. No, they won't.
 * "Shut Up" Kiss -- Galehaut was asking for it, okay?
 * Slasher Smile -- :B
 * The Fettered -- I'll just leave this one for people to figure out on their own. 8)
 * Weak-Willed -- Sadly true: if the Berserk Button defense fails, Lark is as easy as Sunday morning when it comes to mind control.

O. Greyspell
... Is probably, all things considered, a very terrible man.


 * Aristocrats Are Evil -- Slightly subverted in that he is merely very unpleasant, but too uptight to be actually evil.
 * Asexuality -- Don't you fucking touch him. However...
 * Brother-Sister Incest -- He's not saying he'd totally unfreeze for his sister. But he's only saying that because it is incredibly gauche to sleep with one's (amazingly hot) sister; that's really more of a human noble thing.
 * Clock King -- By the second. He does not have a visible timepiece.
 * Consummate Liar -- Subverted slightly in that he never tells an actual falsehood. It may just be that no one understands what he's actually saying.  (See below.)
 * High-Class Glass -- The monocle might be a complete affectation, or it might be a focus for spells, or it might actually help his eyesight.
 * Noble Demon -- He does a lot of ... questionable things, has a more-or-less textbook sinister austere appearance, and goes around with demons. He will tell you with a straight face that everything he does is for the city and kingdom.
 * Married to The Job -- He completely understood when he heard that Kael'thas Sunstrider's last words (as himself) were "For Quel'Thalas!".
 * Obstructive Bureaucrat -- Paperwork is vital (and so are incriminating paper trails).
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness -- There are three types of mages. Greyspell was the kind who knew that words, even non-incantatory ones, have power, and so the right one must always be selected.
 * The Spymaster -- The Eyes of Kilrogg aren't all for show.
 * Unfunny -- Well, he isn't.

Rhomarathin Feverfew
"Some durid is tree. Tree durid is 4 heals."

- -Alamo teeches U 2 play DURID!


 * Combat Medic -- Some durid is cat. Cat durid is 4 fite. (Some durid is cat AND tree. Dual spec is 4 AWESOME.)
 * Friend to All Living Things
 * Mercy Kill
 * Nature Hero
 * Not Good With People -- Subverted so hard. How can you be a friend to ALL living things, Feverfew asks, if that doesn't include speaking beings as well?
 * Religion Is Magic
 * Team Mom
 * Voluntary Shapeshifting

Sabette Roadguard
The local ittyrogue.

...Okay, now for the real description. A farm girl from Elwynn Forest who got abducted by the Bronze for reasons she doesn't understand and can't seem to figure out at this moment in time. Her only major accomplishment as of late is annoying the ever-loving crud out of the Defias Brotherhood in Westfall. She thinks most of the inn's inhabitants are nuts but tolerable. Unless they try to kill people.

Or are Arthas.


 * Deadpan Snarker -- Not as snarky as some, but she tries.
 * Dramatic Stutter -- As listed on the main page.
 * Farm Boy -- Well, farm GIRL, anyway.
 * Jumped At the Call
 * Odd Friendship -- A human rogue and an elf Death Knight? That's pretty bizarre, even if the elf involved is Krenyn.
 * Only Sane Man -- Some days, it just feels like this.
 * Plucky Girl -- Again, see main page.