Shaun of the Dead/Tear Jerker

"Liz: How many we got left? Shaun: Two. S'pose we could take a few of 'em out if they stood in a line. Liz: Wasn't thinking about them.
 * Shaun's tears.
 * Even worse than that was the moment where he Just for a second he's way over the Despair Event Horizon, and he just thinks this caps off all the failures in his life...damn, Simon Pegg needs an award for that scene.

Shaun: I know."

"Ed: I'll stop doing them when you stop laughing. Shaun: I'm not laughing. [And he's not: he's crying]"
 * This troper never fails to be moved to tears by the scene where

"Shaun: He's not my dad! Barbara: Shaun- Shaun: Mum,"
 * Philip


 * That's the one that moves this troper to tears... just remembering it... * sniff*