Dark Chao Adventures/Funny

There's a reason DJay32 was known for his comedy for a while.

"Guard: It says "HAHAHA! You're not invited to our party cause you're Dark Chao!""
 * Let's start with the one that started it all. Episode one, "Chao In Space" has a couple of average lines, but then it has this:

"Shade: That's no Hero Chao, that's my white brother, SHADE 2!"
 * Actually, the early episodes count as So Bad Its Good. Episode two, "The 2nd Shade" gives us this:

"Tails: The question is..... What is the square root of 28,566,744,309?
 * Episode Four, "Teacher's Pet," has a surprisingly not-terrible gag:

Every chao: ......

random chao: Um.... grape?

Another random chao: Amy's momma!"

"Dark: Whatever! I'm not letting a stuffed "inlaminutyd"[inatimate] object send me over to Timbuktu in a box of deep fried cockroaches! Just stop this "no sense"[nonsense] stuff, Shade! I can "hand rail"->[handle] this!
 * "The Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Dark," Episode Five, shows us for the first time how Dark's lack of intelligence can be used well.

Shade: You can't even handle big words.

Dark: "Handle"?"

"Tails: Okay, class, today, we're learning about the Real World!
 * Episode Six has one of the most memorable lines to come from an early episode:

Dark: You mean, this world isn't real!?"

"MP: ... I am Mephiles. And, I have a proposition to make to you.
 * Episode Ten gives us another one of the most memorable early-episode lines:

Dark: Um... mister Phyllis, sir? How can you make a preposition? I mean... making under or over just sounds ridicu--

MP: A proposition, fool!"

"Dark: Wow... it's ME!
 * The dogfight at the climax of Episode Thirteen, "Flight of the Thursday Players," was probably the funniest the series had gotten by that point.
 * Episode Fourteen introduces the "dark" recurring gag.

Shade: No, it's not dark, it's shaded. Heavily shaded."

"MP: Fools, I am fool Mephiles fool so fool you'd fool better fool start running! Fool."
 * Episode Seventeen, being the Rashomon episode, is filled with funny moments. Like this classic, during Dark's retelling:

"Metal Speedy: Air boards go vroom!"
 * The episode to introduce recurring baddies the Beta Avengers, Episode Nineteen, gives us Metal Speedy's badassery slipping up quite humorously.

"Tails: Uh... sorry, gotta go. Tail! Fire doesn't go in your mouth!"
 * As well as an off-screen antic delivered well:

"Chao: TAIL! KNUCKLE! What is the meaning of all this!?
 * Short Episode Twenty has an unusual euphemism:

Speedy: They got restless and went all Giygas on me, it was weird!

Dark: Lemme get this straight... they became pure evil itself and manipulated the dimension so you got real scared, then they became what looks like a skull and started speaking weird because their creator once walked into an adult scene when he was young then they gained millions of HP and required you to pray which made them get weak and disoriented until they became static and disappeared into nothingness?

Speedy: ... Yeah, let's go with that."

"Metal Sonic: So... any last words before I go all Giygas on you?"
 * Plus callback in the final chapter!

"Dark: HANG ON A SECOND. How can Daleks CRAWL?
 * The end of the Mysterious Stardust three-parter, Episode Twenty-Three, "Return of the Daleks," contains many attempts for a twelve-year old to deconstruct the oddness of Daleks.

Jast: I WOULD RATHER NOT TELL YOU."

"LGS: Whoa, what's with everyone meeting up here?
 * Episode Twenty-Four, "The Chao World," the first attempt at a "long" script, wasn't that funny. But there was at least one just.. ridiculous bit that still sparks laughter:

Shade: Heh... I sent a flare."

"Dark: Wow, it's--
 * Episode Thirty has the protagonists enter a dark factory. Emphasis on dark.

Shade: You know, Dark, that joke got old the first time you used it.

Dark: --dark... yeah, I know."

"Shade: ...DJ really has let the quality of this script drop, hasn't he?"
 * Eppy 30 also explains why there are so few funny parts for this era of episodes; Shade explains it rather eloquently.

"Shade: Good morning, Mister Prower!
 * Episode Thirty-Three, "Shade versus Chao part three: Petty Rivalry," has Shade in his best mood yet.

Tails: Shade, you're in a good mood today!

Shade: Never been better! What are we learning today?

Tails: Subtraction.

Shade: Thrilling!"

TODO: FINISH THIS, you're so close! ...kinda!