The Gospel According to Larry

A trilogy of young-adult anti-consumerist/political/romantic novels by Janet Tashjian. The first novel, The Gospel According to Larry was released on May 13, 2003. Two sequels were released in 2004 and 2008 respectively.

In the first book, Josh Swensen is a gifted 17-year-old with a best friend, Beth, whom he secretly loves, and a stepfather in marketing. His self-proclaimed goal is to make the world a better place, and he hates the consumerist society of mainstream America. Josh Swensen is also Larry, a well-known anticonsumerist Internet guru who becomes more and more popular throughout the course of the book, and his fans even organize a fundraiser Woodstock-ish concert in his honour.

Eventually Josh's identity is revealed by an old woman named Tracy Hawthorne, username betagold, who has been attempting to unravel Larry's true identity throughout the entire book. After being exposed to the media, Josh simply can't take the media pressure anymore, lamenting how Larry himself has become a consumer product. His stepfather disowns him, his best friend reveals that she sees their relationship Like Brother and Sister, and even his hideout near Walden Pond is found by media sleuths and run into the ground. Miserable and desparate, Josh decides to

The second book, Vote for Larry, is about Josh's  run for President of the United States after un-faking his death and re-emerging into the public spotlight; while the third book, Larry and the Meaning of Life has all of Josh's friends conspiring to cure him of his bout of depression with   That's just the tip of the iceberg. Did I forget to mention that


 * Cannot Spit It Out
 * Did Not Get the Girl - one layer of the first book's ending. Beth rejects Josh as a lover because she thinks of him as a brother, and not only that, ends up dating The Jock from the first act of the book again because he has supposedly reformed. Talk about a kick to the balls; no wonder the guy.
 * Distracted By the Sexy - the source of a lot of the Unresolved Sexual Tension comedy between Beth and Josh. Specifically Beth's lips.
 * False Start
 * Footnote Fever
 * Green Aesop
 * Hollywood Hacking - Betagold claims to have found "Larry" using IP address tracing, but since Josh was accessing his own servers, one wonders how she got his IP address in the first place. The described system of Josh using disposable cell phones as modems is unnecessary for the same reasons. If betagold did manage to get Josh's IP address, she would still probablyonly be able to trace it to the ISP that issued it, which won't give out customer information to anyone without a warrant. On the other hand, the publically accessible whois information for his domain registry is required by law to be accurate and up-to-date (though it could possibly point to his hosting service, not him).
 * Literary Agent Hypothesis (beginning and conclusion)
 * Love Letter Lunacy - Josh writes such a letter after seeing Simon and Beth making snow angels. He lampshades how corny his letter is, but as he admits "the words just wouldn't stop".
 * Love Triangle - Vote for Larry has two: Josh/Simon/Beth and Josh/Beth/Janine.
 * Moment Killer (at Larryfest)
 * Secret Identity - both Tracy Hawthorne (betagold) and Josh (Larry).
 * Sequel Hook - Vote for Larry ends with
 * Also seen in Larry and the Meaning of Life, which ends with
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed - an interesting variation: by the time Vote for Larry was ready for publication, the Democratic party hadn't announced their ticket for the 2004 election. So instead of going after John Kerry, Tashjian inserted a faceless Democrat and decided to attack the Party in general, and Bill Clinton in particular. Every other instance of a celebrity appearing in the books, however, is done in full with no apologies.
 * Society Marches On / Technology Marches On - The plot of the first novel is centered around the idea that Josh's well written, enlightening sermons create a massive fanbase and start a pop-culture movement. The original book was published in 2003, making it contemporary with the rise in popularity of blogs and so forth. Despite this, no blogger ever reached anywhere near the success Josh did (who had an entire festival centered around him, which was compared to Woodstock and even had U2 in attendance, and became basically a living prophet in many character's eyes).
 * The Knights Who Say Squee - Due to their music's connections with his past and Bono's political activism in general, Josh can't resist going fangirl when he finally gets to meet U2.
 * The Mole -  in Vote For Larry.
 * Victorious Childhood Friend - possibly Beth, depending on how you view Meaning 's ending.
 * What the Hell, Hero? - Beth's calling-out Josh after finding out
 * Why Couldn't You Be Different?