User:SelfCloak/Quotes

Quotes
""The Internet has brainwashed these teenagers, to the point where that's all they talk about when they're not on it. If only this wasn't accurate...""

- YourMovieSucks, Megan is Missing review

"''"Maybe our bear needs to sit quietly, eat his berries and honey, maybe then he would just be left alone. But no. They'll always be trying to put him on a chain. As soon as they do that, they'll pull out his teeth and claws.""

- Vladimir Putin (translated), Putin's 15 years: A presidential retrospective (RT)

"Moira Brown: You know what? I think I'm turning into a Ghoul! Kyle Kallgren: You should be turning into a corpse!"

- Fallout: The Future We Choose - Between the Lines

""''[...] [H]old managers accountable for mismanagement. Any manager who leads his team into a death march has failed his employees, his superiors, and his company's investors. He has not done the job he was hired to do, which is to deploy the company's resources intelligently and profitably. We've all been to those triumphant post-ship meetings where these so-called "leaders" got big praise and a bigger bonus check as a reward for wreaking havoc on the health and personal lives of their employees. That's a perverse feedback loop, which perpetuates an abusive system. Any manager who put her team through more than a month of pre-ship crunch to get the product out the door should be getting a pink slip, not a promotion.""

- Evan Robinson, It's Not Just Abusive, It's Stupid

"''"Give a girl protection, she will be safe when you are around. Give a girl a lesson on how to protect herself, she will be safe even when you are not around. ''But women are supposed to be protected by men, so stick to the glorious Yamato Spirit and don't bother with it. -sighs-""

- dRoy, 'I must get stronger so that I can protect those I care about' trope (TV Tropes forum thread)

"''"DONT WORRY! This is the last time you will see any weeb shit in my videos. JUST KIDDING, I"M PUTTING MY WAIFUS IN ALLLLL MY VIDEOS AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN SCUK MY DIIICK TILL ITS RAW""

- Video description of Flippy 's 癌癌癌 HONG KONG 97 癌癌癌 (Review)

"''"[...] [Compare the Bill Cosby rape allegations] to the Michael Jackson molestation accusations. You remember all the famous friends who came out in droves to defend Michael Jackson? Well, for one of America's most beloved entertainers, it's odd that there aren't a whole lot of people rushing to Cosby's defense. Not even those who defended him back [in a court case] in 2005.""

- EliotETC, The WORST People of 2015!

""It's like, you get to an age- like, you're a kid, and then you start growing up, and all you heroes start dropping like flies.""

- Drowninginhorseshoes, about his inability to make a tribute video to the late Ultimate Warrior, Horseshoe Review: Rainbow Falls (MLP:FiM)

"Alex (IHE): Ah, such a reductive way of looking at things is the "Oh, someone in Africa could have had that!" mentality. Ruben: Yeah, "someone in Africa could have eaten that toy." (Alex laughs)"

- Trying to Watch: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

""Forget those apps that help you navigate home or communicate with your significant others. They have always been worthless. Repeated failure and human dismemberment are what's important in life.""

- Jim Bonacci, on Happy Wheels's success in the IOS app store (tongue-in-cheek), Happy Wheels iOS deep thoughts

""When you have to label the President of the United States in big letters on his coat, you know something's wrong.""

- Gerald Ford: The Man No One Could Caricature

""I know this is our bad guy right now, but this Christian company apparently is like, 'We do not advocate letting Jesus actually take the wheel, please pull over if you want to use your cell phone.'""

- The Bible Reloaded, Atheists Watch "War Room"

VNs
"Rise: The reason I wander, night after night. It's because I've been searching for the right type of man. Masaya: 'The right type of man'? Rise: A man like you, Masaya-san."

- Princess Evangile

"''"Don't worry! I'll be gentle. I'll kill you slowly... so, so slowly. ''After all, I lo... ''...athe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, despise, despise, despise, despise, despise, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate... ...HATE you so much that I just CAN'T STAND IT! I hate you so much that I want to slaughter you! Ahaha... ahahahahaha!""

- Ayano, Mix Ore

"Shoji: Another day of waking up and dressing like a girl. (The Anime Man: MY FAVORITE!!!)"

- Highschool Romance Playthrough

"Shoji: Sorry. I don't drink. Hoshi: Really? It helps with stress. Shoji (thinking): That's really an awful coping mechanism, you know."

- Highschool Romance

"(As Shoji, to Hoshi) "Don't fucking'' analyse the fucking.. projectile physics of fireworks right now! ''There is a girl who is about to sit on my lap and probably get my bone up her pool. So... you know, unless you don't want me to get kicked out of the school, y' should prob'ly help me.""

- The Anime Man, Highschool Romance Playthrough (Ep. 4)

"(At the festival) Shoji: How's it going? Your booth looks pretty popular. Hoshi: It is. Once word got around that there was a stall for figuring out what guys are thinking... Well, I'm sure you can imagine. (The Anime Man: This school is just full of horny chicks.)"

- Highschool Romance

"(As she and Shoji are watching a soap opera) "Are those handcuffs? I can't tell if he's getting kinky, or if he's about to reveal that he's a cop.""

- Hoshi, Highschool Romance

"You're learning the first rule of having a girlfriend: she's always right."

- Selina to Shoji, Highschool Romance

"Well-endowed cat girls. Sex jokes. Faceful’s of women’s underwear. Bad grammar. Truly, Sakura Spirit has a little bit of everything."

- Hardcore Gamer review.

"Kenji: So uh... how is that practical again? Kyo: What do you mean? Kenji: Well, [Rose's] armor seemed kind of- Michelle: It isn't meant to be armor. It's a type of flexible attire that can bend and morph itself to match your body's current shape. She just happened to design it after a suit of armor. Trust me, I find it to be just as ridiculous as you do."

- Time Tenshi