Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005 film)/Funny


 * John vs. Jane inside their house. That is all.
 * John's chanting after he crawls up into the building to retrieve "The Tank": "Turn [the lights] back on! Turn'embackonturn'embackonturn'embackon!"
 * Jane learning that John was married once before: "What's her name and social security number?" "Oh, no, you're not gonna kill her."
 * Dear lord, the entire scene in the van. "We're going to have to redo every conversation we've ever had." "...I'm Jewish."
 * The best part was when John said "I said - I said I saw your dad on Fantasy Island!!" Jane had hired paid actors to stand in as her parents during their wedding.
 * And she was annoyed he forgot her pretend mother's birthday. His face makes it clear he thinks the whole pretend part should let him off the hook.
 * "Chicken shit!" "Pussy!" Screamed at each other from separate buildings.
 * John: "Honey, maybe you shouldn't undercut me in front of the hostage. It sends a mixed message." The Tank: (nods)
 * "Who ARE you people?!"
 * The whole part where John shot at Jane's windshield on accident. Her face was priceless.
 * The dinner scene before that where John was feeling extremely paranoid about everything Jane served him. Especially when he finally forces himself to take a bite of his dinner, only for her to eat something entirely different.