Two Garnets and Some Cherries with Cream/YMMV

"Narrator (Silver's side): "...this other national region he had never heard of before--Mask of Ice wasn't a master on geography, and he hadn't encouraged them to study it either...""
 * Crosses the Line Twice
 * "Chapter 1 of ?":

"Narrator (Silver's side): "Figure out a kink of one of his parents? He was truly tired, wasn't he?""
 * "Chapter 2 of ?": Sird's "flirty" Ditto.
 * "Chapter 3 of ?":

"Ariana: "Does it amuse you to lie to your challengers?" Narrator (Giovanni's side): "Oh, damn right it did! But since she was tightening her hold on both ends of his scarf, Giovanni just shook his head.""
 * "Chapter 4 of ?":

"Petrel (to Giovanni): "Are you looking for some chloroform to use on this lovely young lady?" Petrel (to Ariana, in the same paragraph): "After your horrible loss at the gym, I could offer you some help. I have explosives, if you ever want to bring down the building in revenge. It's a rather ugly building too, so I'd recommend it anyways." Petrel (to Archer and Proton): "Go solve your issues with fewer fists and more kisses.""
 * Petrel is a special case in the fourth chapter:


 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: The chocolate milk scene in "Chapter 2 of ?".
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The normal narration will surprise you every now and then... Mostly during Silver's scenes, as exemplified in Crosses the Line Twice.
 * Shipping: Was nominated for the Shipping Fanfic Award at Bulbagarden, too. Along with another fic by the same author...
 * It has been nominated again for the Fall Awards, and it's up against "Kisses" once more... Is this a Running Gag or something?