Space Whale Aesop/Quotes

"Bob: Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this. Eglamore: Okay, let's hear it. Bob: Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house."

- Gunnerkrigg Court, after a major victory for the students.

"Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'"

- Lemony Snicket

"I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him. Red Letter Media"

"Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?"

- Luigi, Mario Adventures

"Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises. Finn: HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians, and--and--

Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright!

Finn: --AND REVERSE DEATH ITSELF."

- Adventure Time

"Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands."

- Anika Noni Rose, ''The Princess and the Frog: The Abridged Script

"Slade: The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection."

- Teen Titans