10 Things I Hate About You



""I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind;

I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie,

I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call,

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.""

Ten Things I Hate About You is a 1999 High School film which was, essentially, a sort of murky, updated High School AU-style take on The Taming of the Shrew. The plot is fairly standard for a romantic comedy, and runs as such:

Something is rotten in the house of Stratford. It has come to light that Katerina Stratford, the feminist, intelligent, and well, shrewish elder sister, has received an acceptance letter to a college her overprotective father doesn't want her to go to. Bianca, the bubbly, popular younger sister, got a ride home from a boy today. There's much anger and words are exchanged that cannot be taken back, and from all of this a new rule sprouts forth: Bianca can date when Kat does. This is pretty much the end of it for Bianca, as Kat doesn't really do the whole dating thing, preferring to snark and study. However, when Bianca spills this to Cameron, the new kid in town who has a crush on her and is her French Tutor, he develops a plan: Find someone who'll date Kat. But who?

The bad boy in town, of course. Enter Patrick Verona. He's mean, he's tough, and he scares off Cameron when he's approached with the idea. However, Michael, Cameron's new friend(ish), comes up with an idea: get Joey, a popular guy with a crush on Bianca, to cough up money for them to bribe Patrick with. This succeeds, and in the end, Patrick woos Kat by essentially being as cantankerous and stubborn as she is, only more romantic. He ends up asking her to the prom, having been given 300 bucks to do it, and while she doesn't go at first, she eventually accepts. The problem? He's actually really starting to like this girl...

Despite being a teen romcom, 10 Things received some good reviews for acting, writing and general amusement value. It's still fondly remembered years later because of that. Most notably, it put its two leads on the map as dramatic actors to watch in the future. Yes, Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger had their break-out roles in a teen comedy. In the meanwhile, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (3rd Rock From the Sun) and Larisa Oleynik (the title character from The Secret World of Alex Mack, not to mention JGL's girlfriend on Third Rock) played the roles of Cameron and Bianca. Lastly, David Krumholtz of Numb3rs, The Addams Family and The Santa Clause played Michael, and Allison Janney had a One Scene Wonder role as "Miss Perky," the school's incredibly-messed up guidance counselor. (This film is a shining example of Hey Its That Guy and Retroactive Recognition.)

Also has a sitcom based on it, which airs on ABC Family. More information on it can be found here. Despite only lasting two years, it amassed an impressive fanbase and was generally considered better than expected for a series recycled from a film.

This movie contains examples of:
"Cameron: We're screwed.
 * Actor Shared Background: They worked in Heath Ledgers Australian background to be an actual part of the character, including having Kat ask him if the accent was real or faked.
 * And This Is For:  near the end of the movie. It's immensely satisfying.
 * Angry Black Man: The English teacher Mr. Morgan, sort of.
 * Bad Guys Play Pool: Just to reinforce his badassitude, Patrick is shown smoking and playing pool in a bar before Cameron comes to tell him how to impress Kat.
 * Bad News in A Good Way:

Michael: Hey, no, hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.

Cameron (upbeat): We're screwed!

Michael: There you go."

"Cameron: Did you just say ... am I in the right room?"
 * Because I Said So: Their father, sort of, and also Kat towards Bianca's wish to date Joey. She doesn't explain why till the end of the movie.
 * The Bet: Subverted and, in a way, played straight. Joey is actually just after Bianca because his friends bet him he couldn't sleep with her, whilst Patrick is not actually betting, he's getting paid up front. But he and Kat play the rest out exactly as promised.
 * Betty and Veronica: Cameron and Joey for Bianca.
 * Black Bra and Panties: Bianca takes this as a sign that her sister wants to eventually have sex.
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: The guidance counselor.

"Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
 * Compensating for Something: Joey's expensive sports car (see Teeny Weenie).
 * Dawson Casting: One of the most notable aversions, all of the main cast was between 18 and 20 during the filming of the movie playing high schoolers (Krumholtz was the oldest, and he was barely 21 when the movie premiered). Some of the supporting cast were a little older, though.
 * Deadpan Snarker: See World of Snark
 * Decoy Protagonist: The film follows Cameron as the main character before the introduction of Kat and Patrick.
 * Defrosting Ice Queen: Kat.
 * Distracted By the Sexy: Kate deliberately invokes this to get Patrick out of detention.
 * Does Not Like Men: Kat, in keeping with the original. It's eventually subverted, however.
 * Establishing Character Moment: The movie opens with perky pop song playing over fun, bouncing credits, as four perky pretty girls roll up to a stop sign in a brightly-coloured sports car... then the pop music is rapidly drowned out by Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation", as a lone, sour-faced young woman rolls up next to them in a beat-up Ford, glaring. Six minutes before we learn her name, five minutes before she ever speaks, and we already know Kat's basic character.
 * Also captured in that wonderful exchange with Miss Perky:

Kat: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often."

"Michael: I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
 * Even the Guys Want Him: After Heath Ledger finished his audition, the director turned to his mostly female staff and said "I'm not gay. But if I was, that is the kind of guy I'd want to sleep with."
 * Face Doodling: Actually took place while the character was awake. Joey doodles on Michael's face as he's trying to speak.

"Cameron: Have you always been this selfish?
 * Fetish Fuel: Used in-universe.
 * Flat Character: well averted. Kat, Bianca and Patrick all turn out to have Hidden Depths. (Cameron does too, but as he's The Ishmael of the pieces the audience knows it long before Bianca does.)
 * Funny Background Event: As Bianca is trying to fire her bow, Joey tries to talk to her. The result is that the arrow misses the target and hits the teacher instead.
 * Made even funnier due to the fact that Biance actually stops to look, before going right back to her conversation.
 * The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry: Unsurprising, given that this also applies to the original.
 * Groin Attack:  And the audience cheers.
 * A Noodle Incident equivalent happens in Kat's backstory. ("I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.")
 * When Michael is on his bike and accidentally goes tumbling down a hill, he shouts "My balls!" during one of the bounces.
 * The Grovel: After getting Kat so royally pissed off at him that she won't speak to him, Patrick is instructed to "sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score." No actual groveling is involved - Patrick opts for a marching-band-assisted rendition of "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" in the middle of her soccer practice instead - but the effect is the same, especially as it also nets him detention.
 * Heel Realisation

Bianca: Yes."

"Walter: Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placentas all day!"
 * Hey You Haymaker: 's pulls one off at the dance.
 * High School AU: It's pretty much just The Taming of the Shrew with high school and more modern things.
 * High School Dance: Well, yes.
 * Hilarious Outtakes: "Can I get a prophylactic?"
 * "Is that the best you got?"
 * Hollywood Geography: Anyone who's ever lived in Seattle will be somewhat bemused by how quickly they get from various points of the city to others.
 * An example: It's a 45 minute drive from Stadium High School in Tacoma (where the actual school building is located) to the docks where they rent the boat when they escape detention.
 * Hormone Addled Teenager: Played pretty straight with Bianca, Cameron, and Joey; spectacularly averted with Kat.
 * Lighter and Softer: The Taming of the Shrew was a good bit more misogynistic.
 * Meaningful Name: Kat and Bianca's last name (after Stratford-on-Avon), as well as Patrick's last name, and Padua High School.
 * Cameron James is named after King James, who ruled during Shakespeare's life.
 * Megaphone Hanging: Stacks of Shakespeare references.
 * Mills and Boon Prose: A guidance counselor, who writes bad sex novels, wants to know another word for "engorged".
 * Turgid.
 * Tumescent!
 * Perfect!
 * Bratwurst.
 * I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
 * I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish... now SCOOT!
 * Missing Mom: Kat and Bianca's mother is absent, and only gets a mention whenever Bianca puts on a set of her pearls before going out.
 * She gets a few more mentions, the implication being that she left the family, and that left the dad feeling out of control, explaining why he's so overprotective of his daughters. She seemed to have been a character in an older version of the script.
 * Whether she left in a taxi or a hearse is never established, but frankly it doesn't change much.
 * In the original script, their mother was present, but spent all of her time at the computer writing romance novels. All of the gags surrounding Ms. Perky's novels originally belonged to Mrs. Stratford.
 * In the series, it's confirmed that she's dead.
 * Missing Trailer Scene: Kat rejecting Patrick at the lockers then the camera zooms in on his grinning face *swoon*.
 * The Nineties: Ska (lots of it), The Real World and Jared Leto references.
 * Non Indicative Name: "Ten Things I Hate About You" is catchy, but Kat's poem lists more than ten things.
 * Actually, some of the items may be listed together. The words "I hate" appear in the poem ten times; the words that follow may be lumped together. Thus "I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind" would be one item.
 * Old Shame: Averted, a lot of people expected Heath Ledger to continue in the teen comedy genre but he instead refused a lot of similar roles until he started to get the parts he wanted like in The Patriot and A Knights Tale. Despite this, he didn't consider this film to be an old shame, just not where he wanted to take his career.
 * One Scene Wonder: Allison Janney as Ms Perky. Technically a Two Scene Wonder.
 * Or a Three-Scene Wonder.
 * Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Played with. Heath Ledger occasionally slips into his native accent, but this is mentioned as because his character spent some years growing up in Australia.
 * Overprotective Dad: in addition to the whole Missing Mom thing, he's also a natal specialist who evidently deals with a lot of teenagers.

"Cameron: And Kat likes pretty guys.
 * Paintball Episode: A variation in the paintballoon-throwing scene.
 * Pair the Spares: Chastity ends up with Joey; Michael starts dating Kat's best friend Mandella.
 * Parking Payback: Kat's least favourite person parks his shiny new sports car behind her, in the middle of the road. This is, itself, illegal and done specifically to annoy her, but Kat takes it a bit too far when she backs right into him, destroying the side.
 * A Party Also Known As an Orgy: Trope Namer.
 * Pretty Boy: Patrick's prettyness gets lampshaded in the movie.

Patrick: Are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?"

"Ms. Perky: His testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're wondering.
 * Recycled the Series
 * Romance On the Set: Joseph Gordon-Levitt dated both Larissa Oleynik and Julia Stiles after filming... not at the same time. The main cast apparently became fairly close friends, regardless.
 * Rooftop Concert: The movie ends with a crane shot, revealing the band Letters to Cleo playing on top of Padua High School.
 * Screw the Rules I'm Beautiful: Bianca believes she can manipulate Cameron's feelings for her based on this. When he finds out, as seen in the What the Hell Hero examples below, Cameron disagrees.
 * Serenade Your Lover: The famous "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" scene in the stadium. With a parade.
 * She Cleans Up Nicely: Kat and Patrick have this effect on one another.
 * Show Some Leg: It isn't exactly her leg.
 * It was her boobs.
 * Shrouded in Myth: Patrick Verona is supposed to have eaten a live duck, sold his liver on the black market for a new set of speakers, lit a State Trooper on fire, known Marilyn Manson, slept with a Spice Girl (he thinks) and been a porn star, among other things. Kat has a bit of a reputation too. Amusingly, when they discuss this later, it turns out the only thing that's actually true is Kat pulling a Groin Attack on a guy who tried to grope her in the lunch line.

Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."

"Patrick: Joey can plough whatever he wants.
 * Shut Up Kiss: Bianca does this to Cameron when he calls her out on her actions at the party (He was technically her date, but she spent more time with Joey only to recognize Joey for what he was. Cameron was being a gentleman by driving her home). Probably the best way to get back in his good graces.
 * Subverted later when Kat finally finds out that Patrick was paid to date her. He tries resorting to this to convince her that he really did love her, but she was too angry and pushed him away.
 * Played straight again at the very end of the movie, after
 * Small Reference Pools: Kat complains about not discussing literature by women, and only mentions Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte.
 * She also mentions Sylvia Plath and Simone De Beauvoir, but they arguably fit under Small Reference Pools as well.
 * Perhaps because, given the extremely well-known nature of these authors, it's a pretty egregious error that even they aren't being taught?
 * The Snark Knight: Kat is quite a good example of this character-type.
 * Teeny Weenie: Joey, apparently. Kat threatens to reveal this to the cheerleading team if he tells anyone that he slept with her.
 * Totally Radical: Played for laughs in-universe; Walter Stratford's various attempts at speaking 'teen' in an effort to get his point across to his daughters aren't as successful as he hopes.
 * Tsundere: Kat is a definitive type A.
 * Two Teacher School: The gym teacher/soccer coach and the English teacher are the only ones seen.
 * Unusual Euphemism:

Cameron: Hey! There will be no ploughing!"

"Cameron: Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter."
 * "Bratwurst? Well, aren't we the optimist."
 * Vanity Is Feminine: Poked fun at when Patrick is told Katerina prefers "pretty guys." "... Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?"
 * Wedlock Block: The premise of the movie (but with dating instead of marriage).
 * What the Hell Hero: Cameron gives Bianca a piece of his mind when he learns that she was just manipulating him and his feelings towards her to try and get closer to another guy. This is, of course, after Bianca has decided that maybe he's the better choice after all.

"Michael: (in character) The shit hath hitteth the fan... eth."
 * Why Can't I Hate You: Exemplified perfectly in the poem.
 * Wild Teen Party: In which Kat gets drunk, dances on a table, and throws up in the park.
 * Will They or Won't They: Kat runs out on Patrick a total of three times over the course of the movie: once after the drunk Almost Kiss (which Patrick didn't go for), once after he accidentally pulled a cigarette, and (of course) at the prom after the truth comes out.
 * World of Snark: Kat, Bianca, Michael, to name only a few, and plenty of Snark to Snark Combat, especially between the Stratfords
 * Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Parodied.

The series contains examples of:

 * Cassandra Truth: Bianca tries to explain to people that she didn't have sex with her teacher but no one listened and he was arrested (although he was having sex with another girl)
 * The Cast Showoff: The talent show episode may have been created so Meaghan Martin could sing.
 * The Cheerleader: Bianca, Chastity, Dawn etc.
 * Cliff Hanger: The season one finale, which became the series finale when the show wasn't renewed. Walter walked in on Kat and Patrick right after they finished having sex. Bianca and Dawn quit the cheerleading squad in protest over their Chastity being unfairly kicked off, only to find out that Chastity is transferring schools and they didn't have to quit. Joey had become a contestant on a reality show and Bianca tunes in just in time to see him kissing another one of the contestants. The creator of the show was nice enough to tell fans how things would have developed if the series had continued Basically,.
 * Dark Horse Victory: Joey wins the talent show rather than any of the main characters
 * Dumb Blonde: Joey, who also represents Dumb Is Good
 * Though Bianca isn't as smart as Kat, she is not dumb as stated by her teacher being dragged away by cops
 * "Was this because I gave you an A-?"
 * Hey Its That Guy: Walter Stratford from the film plays Walter Stratford in the series.
 * Kat's car in the series was Cameron's in the movie.
 * Hide Your Gays: Mandella is hinted at being a lesbian and appears sporadically, until it's confirmed and she disappears.  disappears for several episodes only to return to come out.
 * Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: It's yet another show that names episodes after songs, I Want You To Want Me was episode two.
 * Irony: Walter constantly gets on Bianca for the slightest things when in reality she hasn't done anything nearly as bad as Kat did.
 * Mistaken for Gay: Bianca thinks this of Cameron when Michael gives him a makeover
 * The Reason You Suck Speech: Bianca is actually quite good at delivering them and has on more than one occasion called Chastity out.
 * She also receives a brutal one from Cameron. It's not exactly true as it is his false perception of her.
 * Sudden School Uniform
 * Talent Show: In the episode 'The Winner Takes All'.
 * Third Act Misunderstanding
 * What the Hell Hero: After Cameron hears Bianca's date wants to have sex with her he goes out of his way to sabotage the date rather than telling her. She hates him briefly when she finds out
 * Younger Than They Look: Patrick, who is supposed to be 17, was played by a 21 year old and looked like it, mainly due to his muscular build, very deep voice, mature facial features, and the way he dressed. Walter even pointed this out in one episode, calling him out to Kat as 'your friend with the disturbingly deep voice who looks much older than 17.'