Dirty Potter/Characters

Jim Dale

 * Even the Guys Want Him
 * Interactive Narrator
 * Memetic Sex God
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Word of God states this Jim Dale is an entity completely separate from the real Jim Dale.
 * N-Word Privileges: He's Jim fucking Dale!! He can do whatever he wants!!

Harry Potter

 * Megane

Hermione Granger

 * Insufferable Genius
 * Only Sane Woman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.

Ron Weasley

 * Redheaded Hero: The "hero" part is debatable.
 * Red Hair and Freckles

Albus Dumbledore

 * My Name Is Not Durwood: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.
 * Posthumous Character: Dumbledore has been murdered by Snape.
 * Invisible to Gaydar
 * Invisible to Gaydar

Draco Malfoy

 * Dragged Into Drag: Stuffed into a miniature tutu.

Haggrid

 * Anything That Moves: If it stands still long enough.
 * Gag Penis: The size of Hogwarts!!
 * Shotacon

Fuckbeak

 * A Date with Rosie Palms: It's all he's been doing since "the incident" that got him expelled.
 * Complete Monster: A very sick fuck of an individual, even by Dirty standards. Apparently, he crossed the Moral Event Horizon and is falsely said to have died as a cover story because of it.


 * Creator Cameo: An intersting use of the trope.
 * Fartillery: So powerful to send people into other dimensions.
 * Hermaphrodite

Others

 * Acceptable Targets: The students of Hogwarts are apparently learning spells to defend themselves against Black people.
 * The Nose Knows: Voldemort can smell cum from anywhere!
 * The Stoner: Professor Sprout confiscates a bag of pot from Ron and Harry, and rewards the House of Gryffindor.

Winnie the Pooh
"Pooh:"
 * Big Eater: Loves to eat honey, cum,, and will sell his soul for more.
 * Complete Monster: In his dimension, he brings about death and destruction.
 * Deal with the Devil: Word of God says Pooh sold his soul for honey and gay porn.


 * Everything's Worse with Bears: you have no idea!
 * Katanas Are Just Better: Pooh somehow gets ahold of one.
 * Would Hurt a Child: Pooh uses a ginormous ninja sword to  and later.

Tigger

 * Made of Iron: He survives unscathed.
 * Not Afraid to Die: Even in the face of death, Tigger finds it boring!

Others

 * Author Existence Failure:

Peter Pan

 * Completely Missing the Point: Peter's ideas to atone for shitting on Wendy are mostly...pissing and shitting on other people.
 * Must Make Amends: He tries to make up for taking a shit on Wendy.