Godspell/Funny

"Judas: Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores. Jerry: Blech! Judas: Sorry."
 * This exchange:

"Judas: Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there are about a hundred million little tiny angels about 'yea' by 'yea', and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in a... Jesus: No, no. Judas: That's not what the Good Master is telling us."
 * This exchange:

"Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? Jeffrey: You used to... what? Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! (lifts Jeffrey's foot) Ah hah! It says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: (looking for himself, disappointed) It says "Keds.""
 * This line has become sort of a Memetic Mutation: