Call of Cthulhu (tabletop game)/Funny


 * Me and my friends were playing this one mission where we had to destroy a monster hiding in an attic. At one point, the DM decided to throw a hobo at us. We beat him down planned to use him as live bait for the monster. The DM promptly noted our lack of humanity. A little bit later, we hear a woman's voice from outside (actually a zombie the monster raised) calling for help. It took us a bit to figure out what to do, to which one of our number simply asked: "Wait, didn't we lose our humanity, like, five minutes ago? What do we care?"
 * As noted on the main page, Old Man Henderson, the man who beat Call of Cthulhu. He dropped a yacht on a penthouse full of cultists, completely wrecked every single one of the GM's plots, killed most of the other PCs multiple times, and permanently killed Hastur with a hockey rink packed full of explosives.