Horse of a Different Color/Quotes

"CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE. . . . OKAY, IT'S A HORSE."

- Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition

"Stupid freakin' horse!"

- Raocow on the subject of Yoshi, frequently

"Tim: Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but Tony: But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant."

- NCIS

""Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on and if worse comes to worse one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann though we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, what would you rather be on?""

- Troop Sergeant Uriens Quist of the 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, GW Chapter Approved — Creature Feature #9

"Raptor Riders - Fearless beastmasters Raptor Riders - Dressed in steel and bones."

- Raptor Riders by Ültra Raptör