Postal (video game series)/Funny

"I am the Vend-A-Cure 9000. Please step forward and urinate.
 * Just before the elephant-killing errand in Apocalypse Weekend, one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then one of the rampaging elephants kills him.

If you have a small back, step up closer to the plate.

The Dude just stares at the machine

Dude proceeds to urinate

mechanical noises from within, before the machine dispenses anti-gonorrhea pills

Have a nice day."


 * There is a rather hilarious parody of the Oculus Vive you can find in the Paradise Mall in a semi-secret area. Put it on at a "See the future" booth, which will transport the player to an Easter Egg area that is basically a parody of SteamVR, complete with a Matrix Raining Code border around the area, hilarious parodies of Steam games and movies you can get off their service, and a preview of Postal Redux, which you can even buy at the "Steme" store (with a logo that looks like a cock and balls. They even snark at Valve's foot dragging with the cashier reassuring a customer "Don't worry, Half Life 3 will be out real soon". It basically one long biting the very hands of the service that sells their games, and to make it even funnier, know that copy of Postal Redux you can buy in-game? When you buy it, the cashier says