Dastardly Whiplash/Quotes

"Crichton: Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat! Maldis: I don't have a moustache, John."

- Farscape

""I mean, threatening innocents to get the Good Guy to cave? I might as well grow a mustache and twirl the end while I'm at it.""

- Redcloak, The Order of the Stick

"The vizier twirled his mustache, probably foreclosing another dozen mortgages."

- Sourcery gives us two tropes for the price of one