Curb Stomp Battle/Quotes

""You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about fucking war on God! ...well fuck that! I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!""

- Loki, Dogma

"This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!"

- One of the Daleks talking about their annihilation of, Doctor Who

""Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf!" "Uh, Succubus is gone too."

"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d -- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy whippin', and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead.""

- Death, A Day in Dracula's Life

"Red Mage: It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives! Red Mage: Our weapons are useless! Reliance upon them is death! Red Mage: It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!"

- Episode 455, Eight Bit Theater

"I trained and struggled my whole adult life for this battle, and that sad sack of bones went down faster than a kobold with a lung infection."

- Roy Greenhilt, The Order of the Stick

"How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away by one-sided violence?"

- Hallelujah Haptism, Mobile Suit Gundam 00

"We're talking about four machines. You can't call this mess a "war"; this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco"."

- AEU Big Shot, Mobile Suit Gundam 00

"So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each."

- Usopp, after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by Mr. 2 Bon Clay, One Piece

"Nove: Wasn't Dieci on the receiving end of Nanoha-san in that mode?

Dieci: I didn't even last ten seconds against her, though."

- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS: manga chapter 15.

"Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out 'attack.' So, I did. Ha!"

- Goku, Dragonball Z, after one-shotting Recoome

"He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!"

- Ray, Teodor, Lyle and Roastbeef pay a visit to the inventor of Comic Sans.

""You've been working out." "No. It is only that in this time and this place, I am no longer holding back.""

- Thor prior to flattening Iron Man.

""Give your threats to those willing to obey, or too cowardly to fight back, not me. Or learn once the difference between a god of thunder... and a mortal man in a metal suit.""

- Thor after flattening Iron Man.

""Come on, that was not a boss fight, not by any stretch of the imagination-- he walked into my fist.""

- Proton Jon, Episode 4 of his Superman 64 Let's Play.

""It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because no one has walked away from them in that time.""

- Master Fei, How I Killed Your Master

"Who killed Maes Hughes?"

- Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

""This isn't a war. It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants.""

- The Artilleryman, The War of the Worlds

"""Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective.""

- Major Coates on the Reaper invasion, Mass Effect 3

""It'll be the Seven Hour War all over again... except this time we won't last seven minutes!""

- Eli Vance, referring to the Combine

""YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE: In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words 'Cruel and Unusual'.""

- Fauxvational Poster, posted on SpaceBattles.com, referring to a versus battle between the Time Lords and The Draka