The Black Pearl of Pharazion

An erotic Swords and Sorcery novel by one Cobalt Jade, available here or here.

It's porn. Quite good porn with plot, featuring plenty of IKEA Erotica but avoiding, in most cases, cliche. It's quite funny in parts, but still definitely porn.

It goes without saying that the above links are both Very, Very Not Safe For Work.

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 * Action Girl: The heroine, Jozhande Tanimury, is a seasoned mercenary skilled with a sword.
 * Author Appeal: Word of God states she has always been fascinated by the idea of people turning into statues. There is certainly a lot of it in the story, especially towards the end.
 * Blood Brothers: The heroine's love interest has sworn a blood brotherhood with the rightful ruler of Obn Dhregni.
 * Bodyguard Babes: The ruler of the heroine's homeland employs an elite fighting unit of women who ride giant flightless birds, which the heroine initially aspires to join.
 * Brains and Bondage: The main characters often reflect on what drives them to find pleasure in this kink and lecture others on it.
 * Brother-Sister Incest: The heroine loses her virginity to her half-brother who performs the act out of spite.
 * The Caligula: Shezrine.
 * Daddy's Little Villain: The villainess of the novel, Witch-Queen Shezrine Caramaithzes, was ruthlessly schooled by her sorceror father to carry on his rule, but also causing her some psychological problems.
 * Deadly Decadent Court
 * Den of Iniquity: There are several in the story.
 * The Empire: The action takes place in Obn Dhregni, the City of Carnality, a corrupted, depraved place that makes Sodom and Gomorrah seem like a walk in the boonies.
 * Evil Albino: Queen Shezrine has extremely pale hair and skin, but is not technically an albino.
 * Evil Sorceror: Shezrine. Also Evil Warlord.
 * A Fete Worse Than Death
 * Giant Flyer: The army of rebels ride creatures called Stymphads, crosses between reptiles and vultures.
 * Go-Go Enslavement: Somewhat subverted in that instead of clothing, most slaves wear leather harnesses, straps, and pierced body jewelry.
 * Happiness in Slavery
 * Hot Amazon: More or less the entire point of the novel.
 * I Have You Now, My Pretty: On capturing the heroine, the Queen gloats for several pages as she issues sexual torments and petrifies her friends.
 * La Résistance
 * Love Triangle: Type 4.
 * Make Me Wanna Shout: The stymphads have a sonic shriek that can knock down buildings.
 * More Than Mind Control
 * Nonhuman Lover Reveal
 * Power Tattoo: Shadow has one of a wolf that was granted to him by a god.
 * Rightful King Returns
 * Taken for Granite: The evil Queen petrifies the bodies of slaves who once served her, using them as furniture and sculptures. In a later section, the heroine is transformed into a decorative, ever-orgasming chandelier (no kidding.)
 * Traumatic Haircut: On capturing the heroine, the Queen shaves her head and body.
 * Sex Slave: It is common practice in Obn Dhregni to sexually use (and abuse) slaves.
 * Slave Brand: The evil Queen brands her slaves on the buttock to mark them as hers.
 * Slave Collar: In addition to being branded, slaves wear leather or metal collars.
 * Supervillain Lair
 * Vain Sorceress
 * Wolf Man
 * Whip It Good
 * World Building: Somewhat original in that the world centers around a gigantic rift or canyon in the earth, with most of the action taking place on its edges. Places inside the Rift are referred to obliquely.
 * Villainous Breakdown