Ménage à 3/Funny

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"Gary: Wow! This is so much like one of my dreams, it's scary! Zii: That is pretty scary."
 * The Cast Page lists the character's sexual orientaion. A few examples:
 * Gary: Straight, virgin, single, desperate.
 * DiDi: Bisexuelle (probably)
 * Zii: Bi, active
 * Dillon: Gay, So gay.
 * Matt: Bi, kinky, bastard.
 * Lita: Irrelevant
 * Sonya: Totally not a lesbian.
 * Rob: May not know what sex is.
 * Eulice: Too horrific to contemplate.
 * Baron Gary wants you to remove your ass from his breakfast.
 * SECONDED.
 * Zii eating popcorn while watching Matt and Dillon have sex and then asking if they want some.
 * "OH NO! Team Rocket has captured Pikachu!" "Yeah, that happens a lot."
 * Zii and DiDi dressed as the Mario Brothers.

"No, Gary. You were just getting a little head."
 * WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SPANISH PEOPLE!!!
 * Montreal Slang for Zii's
 * Dave reaches orgasm in negative thirty seconds.
 * "Grrr... make love to me, Tralala! Make love to me on top of your passed-out roomie!''" This troper almost fell off his chair with this one.
 * Also, well one of them is getting to know you pretty intimately right now.
 * Myaoi?
 * Someone slide me a phone under the door and then I'll call the cops!
 * Gary's nightmare about receiving anal sex from a male version of Zii.
 * Zii taking a nude Gary and Dillon's picture, and planning to post it on the fridge.
 * Dillon's Naked Apron scene.
 * Dillon what have you done to my giant size man thing?! It's all sticky! Yes, this sentence can have an innocent meaning.
 * Zii has an interesting response to being spanked . ..
 * November 28, 2009. Too NSFW to link, too good to spoil here.
 * Ahh! Hot thoup! Hot thoup!
 * Gary banging his head on the table after being told that Yuki doesn't have sex with men.
 * What kind of hostess doesn't eat out her guests?!
 * Gary tries to be cool and suave. "I'M YELLING!"
 * Sandra is remarkably like Gary (when sober): WE WON'T EAT THE CANDLES!
 * Zii getting back at a troll in the most ironic way possible.
 * This. Just this.
 * Yuki and Gary's reactions to Sonya saying "The only real way to choose between us is to have a contest...a sex contest!"
 * Sandra and DiDi finally realizing that they're straight and just have boundary issues (April 30, 2011, NSFW.)
 * You're a man who loves large meaty sausages, aren't you? NOOO!!!
 * Don't worry Sandra's a big girl who can take care of herself. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONNNNNNNN!!!
 * And then Gary comes out of the bathroom...wearing only a jar of pickles!
 * DiDi and Zii arriving home to find Gary in the Troubled Fetal Position.
 * Yuki said I was her boyfriend! *pause* then...WHAAAAAAT? That's what I said.
 * DiDi as Sonya. "And I am Sonya and I am not une lesbienne! Hoo-hoo!"
 * Yuki's reaction to banana flambé: "You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!"
 * Also, "You'll love eating their tacos." "Is that a crack about me being a lesbian?! You're going down, round eye!"
 * Yuki's milk boobs comment.
 * This is good practice! Gary's chest should feel like yours, right?
 * Yuki slapping Kiley with the sausage while saying "No dame desu!" Also, "I will, however, gladly eat this bun!"
 * "Thanks to you I eat pussy on a nightly basis. I'm really not a lesbian!"
 * mffffffokay.
 * Kiley's Big No.
 * I love goats!
 * Sandra's Big "What?" after waking up on a nude beach.
 * According to a guest strip, everyone in Montreal has now had sex with everyone else. Scientists are now studying this "boneularity," and have traced it to three people . ..
 * Zii being held against DiDi's ample bosom and putting her hands on her chest while stating "I was the last in my class to get boobs!"
 * Sonya mentions that she would like to dunk her body in whipped cream. Gary imagines her doing exactly that. When she asks what he is thinking, he replies "Just call me Poppin' Fresh!". The "Hoo-Hoo!" in the end just clinches it.
 * This strip.
 * Does this mean I had a three-way?
 * The following reply from the forum:

"Zii: Don't be shy. Think of me as a dude. Gary: I already do."
 * Dillon's response when Amber asks for oral sex? "GyeeeeEEeeEEeee..."
 * Gary fainting on Amber's crotch when asking for her autograph.
 * Gary just fainted on my crotch. I mean cootch. I mean couch.
 * I'm not exactly a nun, you know? I couldn't judge your sex life if I wanted to.
 * Amber: "I, uh, played along, and he did it on me and man, I came sooo hard! I can see why you're rooming with him!" and Zii's reaction.
 * This strip has a few. "Probably fantasized he was making out with a Transformer." "BEST. ORGASM. EVER!" Zii to a passed out Gary: "Gary, you bastard! You've been holding out on me!" and Amber "Want me to blindfold him for you?"
 * "Did you bone?" "No, at least not in the biblical sense." "Had the strangest dream, about Amber and a giant clam." "Oh, it's not that big is it?" And Gary's facial expression in the last panel when he comes to.
 * So you wanna do it then? and Zii's reaction.
 * OMIGOD HE'S LIKE ANY OTHER FLING!! HE'S PROBABLY BANGING THREE SORORITY GIRLS RIGHT NOWWW WAAAAAA!
 * Why do you always have to be the voice of reason?! Also, ( . ) ( . ) uh oh.
 * I'MO KILL HIM.
 * Also, in the second panel, Zii resisting the urge to grope DiDi.
 * This is my brother Gary! We're uh, very close!
 * The last panel in this strip.
 * Also the last panel in the movie date strip.
 * Make up your mind, Sonya.
 * Kiley: My IQ is smaller than my breast size!
 * Uh, don't cry... I'm sure your IQ's much bigger than your breasts!
 * In this strip Yuki suddenly coming out of nowhere to do a Groin Attack on Matt.
 * Anytime Yuki initiates the Groin Attack really.
 * "Do you have any idea where Yuki went?" "I've just been following the trail of guys who look like that."
 * Kiley's second Big No.
 * The following between Zii and Gary:


 * That was a bad question!
 * DiDi's eyes as the week of rest Matt was given is finally ending. Looks like she is possessed.
 * DiDi glomps Matt in her crazy need for sex, throwing his back, so they decide to be creative. DiDi decides to throw salad oil on Matt, but accidentally takes Tabasco sauce and starts below the waste... with obvious results, ending with Matt in the shower, stating it burns a lot. In an attempt to make him feel better, she decides to lick it all off, and for a second Matt seems to enjoy it... but then DiDi has to rush for water, because it burns too much.
 * The first night after dreaming about Garii, Yuki does not have it easy to sleep, and she meets Gary to look at his drawings. She first hallucinates that "Garii" is offering her to sleep with her, but it turns out that Gary is just suggesting she drinks warm milk with honey. She then hallucinates with Garii once more. Her next night, she dreams about a tentacled Garii. She awakes horrified.
 * Come on! I just want to fix your crazy brain! Why won't you call me?
 * Zii thinking Erik wants to use a microphone he got her as a present for anal sex.
 * DiDi sees Yuki in Gary's room (they are working on her doujin) and imagines that Yuki is holding Gary hostage, she punches Yuki and Gary gives her a "complimentary orgasm". Her Good Angel immediately gives her a Dope Slap.
 * DiDi gets naked in front of Gary and Yuki after Yuki asks her to pose for Gary. She ends up using this to get Gary to give her an orgasm. The moment she has Gary touch her (and in front of Yuki, nonetheless) is hilarious, especially Gary's face.

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