This Is Your Index On Drugs



Parents, talk to your kids about tropes.

Categories:
 * The Smoking Section
 * Hard-Drinking Tropes


 * Addiction Displacement
 * Addiction-Powered
 * Addictive Magic
 * The Aggressive Drug Dealer
 * Alcohol-Induced Idiocy
 * Alcohol Is Poison
 * Artistic Stimulation
 * Beat Bag
 * Better Than Sex
 * Binge Montage
 * Bits of Me Keep Passing Out
 * Bottled Heroic Resolve
 * But Liquor Is Quicker
 * Caffeine Bullet Time
 * Cigarette of Anxiety
 * Comfort Food (If binge-eating is the high of choice)
 * Heartbreak and Ice Cream
 * Compressed Abstinence - not exclusively drug-related, but can have examples.
 * Compressed Vice - not exclusively drug-related, but has lots of examples.
 * Contemplating Your Hands
 * The Dark Side
 * Dr. Feelgood
 * Drugged Lipstick
 * Drugs Are Bad
 * Drunk On Milk
 * Drunken Master
 * Drunken Montage
 * Dry Crusader
 * Everybody Must Get Stoned
 * Evil Tastes Good - a lot of overlap
 * Fake High
 * Fantastic Drug
 * Fingertip Drug Analysis
 * Frothy Mugs of Water
 * Functional Addict
 * G-Rated Drug
 * Gargle Blaster
 * A Glass of Chianti
 * Going Cold Turkey
 * Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere
 * Warm Bloodbags Are Everywhere
 * Good Flaws, Bad Flaws
 * Good Smoking, Evil Smoking
 * Government Drug Enforcement
 * High On Catnip
 * High Times Future
 * Hookers and Blow
 * I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!
 * Immune to Drugs
 * Intoxication Ensues
 * Jack Up With Phlebotinum
 * Junkie Prophet
 * Kissing Under the Influence
 * Klatchian Coffee
 * Love Is a Drug
 * Marijuana Is LSD
 * Mistaken for Junkie
 * Mushroom Samba
 * Must Have Caffeine
 * Must Have Nicotine
 * Nailed to The Wagon
 * No Medication for Me
 * No Smoking
 * Of Course I Smoke
 * Off the Wagon
 * Opium Den
 * Phlebotinum Pills
 * Playing Drunk
 * Psycho Serum
 * Quick Nip
 * Slipping a Mickey
 * Smoking Is Cool
 * Smug Straight Edge
 * The Sponsor
 * The Stoner
 * Erudite Stoner
 * Stoners Are Funny
 * Stoner Flick
 * Straight Edge
 * Straight Edge Evil
 * Toad Licking
 * This Is Your Brain On Evil
 * This Is Your Premise On Drugs
 * Vodka Drunkenski
 * Uncoffee
 * Unsuspectingly Soused
 * Wacky Fratboy Hijinx
 * Watch It Stoned
 * Watering Down - despite its alcohol-related name, this covers cutting drugs as well
 * What Did I Do Last Night?
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?
 * Deranged Animation
 * Wine Is Classy
 * You Can See That, Right?

...Apparently, the Media Watchdogs are not being very vigilant.