Motorcity/Funny

"Julie: I'm wrecked! Dutch: Me too! Texas: I can still punch but my car won't start."
 * After a bout of Deadly Dodging to take down some attacking robots:

"Chuck: This is a ridiculous amount of lasers!"
 * Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary.

""Texas punch good! Oh no! Not Texas!""
 * "That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know."
 * Texas's master plan to infiltrate Kane Co.
 * In the aftermath of the, Chuck and Mike sitting stock still and covered in soot, with Mike
 * Poor Claire in "Ride the Lightning." Special mention to when she simple tries to sit down in a random chair. Tries.

"Chuck: You know... I may not make it back. Claire: Wait, what? (to Julie) You're leaving? Again? Chuck: I said, I may not- Claire: (totally ignoring Chuck) Look, you can't leave me here again, okay? I'll die of weirdness! Chuck: ...okay, I'm gonna go now. Chuck takes maybe three steps before slipping and wiping out on 9 Lives."
 * Also from "Ride the Lightning":

"Dutch: Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face! Jacob: Uh... thanks?"
 * Even funnier on a second watch: He falls on purpose, then crawls off the roof of the car and in through the open window like he wants to hide.
 * Dutch needs to work on his compliments:

"Kane: I have a gun that shoots a snake!"
 * The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden Texas gets up to swing and SMASH the table they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time.
 * The opening of "Texas-ify it."

"Texas: I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?... Chuck: [Chuck smiles.] Texas:...well, I don't know what Chuck does but he can like, scream or something.
 * Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team:

Chuck: [Chuck frowns.]"

"Mike: How much of that [weed killer] do you have? Jacob: How much do you need? Mike: How much do you have? Jacob: Well, how much do you need? Mike: How much do you have? Jacob: GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need?"
 * The team could do with a lesson in effective communications:

"Kaia: Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming."
 * After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him...

"Chuck: And I do not scream like a lady!"
 * Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts.


 * The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and nightmare fuel: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity.
 * Texas and Dutch have to share a bed, and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby.