Voodoo Shark/Quotes

"That's what a voodoo shark is -- when your story depends on something so moronic, that there's no way of explaining it without resorting to something that's equally stupid!"

- Chuck Sonnenberg, Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide, "The Cloud"

"You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!"

- The Spoony One on Final Fantasy VIII

"Q: Why did the Wailord dropped a boulder on Bubble's adoptive mother Swampert? A: the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like Barnicles, and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself."

- Sonichu Q&A

"I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife."

- Traditional children's poem

"Proteus: I kinda thought it would all come together in some sort of sappy Jesus-loving ending, but it turns out it just didn't come together at all. Slowbeef: See, I loved how they tried to explain things away from the first game but ended up fucking things up more."

- Retsupurae on Escape

"No, that was actually Xorn's evil twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn."

- Magneto, X-Men: Death Becomes Them, regarding his supposed death.

"The Loch Ness Monster is a submarine. Driven by Bigfoot."

- Bill Hicks

"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."

- Fact Sphere, Portal 2