Naglfar

"Shit I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again. -

An author of multiple fanfictions, mostly Fire Emblem-related, as well as several original works. He truly displays a talent equal to the likes of Shakespeare.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/984332/FalgarnTheMagnificent

This author's works provides examples of:

 * Black Comedy Rape: Frequently.
 * Blind Idiot Translation: "Gheb en Espanol"
 * Cliff Hanger: The end of
 * Crack Fic: Every Fanfic Naglfar writes.
 * Crack Pairing: Most of the pairings.
 * Death Is Cheap: Gheb has died at least twice. It hasn't stopped him.
 * Divide By Zero: What happens when.
 * Dramatic Reading: Surprisingly few at present, but here's one of Foreclosed Love.
 * Exactly What It Says On the Tin: "Luke Fights Van But He Loses"
 * Foe-Tossing Charge: "A passerby suddenylt started yelling "HEY ITS THE SUPERMARKET THEIF" but gheb accidentally body checkd him into the dairy prudcts and he was dead."
 * Massive Multiplayer Crossover: "Halo Emblem: A New Crisis" and "Journey to the Fifth Dimension."
 * Memetic Molester: Gheb.
 * Memetic Sex God: Also Gheb.
 * Our Presidents Are Different: Naquil M. Fulequebe, President of Uganda for 40 years!
 * Out With a Bang: A not uncommon result for Gheb's victims.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: Constantly and to an extreme, intentionally so, and frequently played with. Averted in "Mr. Gheb."
 * Shout Out: Naglfar mentions several of his friends/admirers and detractors in his stories, dedicating a few to the former (Apejack Cuba even briefly shows up as a character in A Tale of Mystery and Danger) and making the latter Gheb's enemies.
 * "'take this! my lust, my anger, nd all my semen! SHINING BONAAAAAAAR!""
 * So Bad It's Good: Pretty much the entire idea.
 * This Is Sparta: "i took flying lessons in HEEEEELLLLL"
 * Troll Fic: Again, most of them.
 * Twist Ending:
 * Zorro Mark: The end of
 * Zorro Mark: The end of
 * Zorro Mark: The end of