Shadow the Hedgehog (video game)/Funny

"GUN Soldier: Hey? Where's my bike? Has anyone seen where it i-- (Shadow runs him over with a motorcycle)"
 * What's Team Chaotix's solution to a technical problem? Smash the computer! Believe it or not, it works every time.
 * This moment:

""Behold, my latest and GREATEST creation!... N-no, wait! ABORT LAAAAUNCH!!! ""
 * When you've run out of lives against it, or for very rare instances, the Egg Dealer will sometimes hurt itself during its opening attack.

"Shadow: Not you again. Sonic: Nice to see you too."
 * Eggman saying "What?" on two occasions. In the "Black Comet" Hero ending, before the boss fight, he sounds completely dumbfounded as to why Shadow wouldn't want to give him the Chaos Emeralds. In the "Cosmic Fall" Dark ending, before the boss fight, Eggman sounds rather disproportionately aggravated, as though he resents having his little monologue interrupted.
 * This exchange:

"Shadow: A Chaos Emerald? You've gotta be kidding me, guys! This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me!"
 * Playing as Maria is possible in the levels The Doom and Lost Impact. What makes this even funnier is that she can break down walls, robots, and other things.. just by slapping them.
 * In Westopolis, you can pick up a signpost and hit people with it like a katana.
 * In The Ark levels, sometimes a GUN soldier will shout out, "Mr. Yuji Naka is alright!"
 * In the Last Story, Black Doom poisons Sonic and friends with a paralyzing nerve gas. Unfortunately, Sonic and Amy react more like they've smelled something really bad. One is left thinking, "I...phart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!"
 * Just before Lost Impact starts, the opening cutscene has Shadow stumble upon a Chaos Emerald being used to power the spaceship Sonic is using. Does Shadow ask Sonic if he can use it once they're done with their visit to the ARK? Nope. He cheerfully breaks the glass containing it with a karate chop before taking it. While the ship's still moving. And he gives us this infamous quote to top it off.


 * The infamous pre-Circus Park cutscene where Shadow loudly asks himself "Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?" It's hard to keep a straight face due to how intense the line delivery is, ditto for the way it just comes out of nowhere.