Amateur Surgeon

Amateur Surgeon is a series of medical based action puzzle games on Adult Swim.com (or to put it simply, Trauma Center with idiots). The series centers around former pizza boy Alan Probe and his life after discovering the world of surgery, by accidentally running over his would-be mentor, Dr. Ignacious Bleed. The games provide plenty of examples of morbid, gross-out humor with a unique difficulty curve. However, the game manages to have a quite deep storyline behind all the wacky operations. The series goes for more scatological and dark humor, easily seen with Alan's arsenal of improvised medical tools. The most iconic is a pizza slicer he uses as a scalpel.

"Dr. Bleed: I understand you mean to . I must admit... I have thought about ending it myself. In fact, not too long ago I deliberately stepped out in front of a pizza van! If it weren't for this extraordinary young man here [Alan]... Well..."
 * Affably Evil: Most, if not all, the criminals Alan and Bleed operate are this. Some of the criminals, like Claude and Jack, even give things to help them in retaliation (chainsaw and organs, respectively)
 * Affectionate Parody: Of Trauma Center.
 * Anti-Villain: Aureola. All the people she attacked were unrepentant criminals, and the reason she did that is . This is pointed out by Alan himself.
 * Bradley in the second game. He's anything but evil, but he's working for the President.
 * Arch Enemy: Alan has one in, who gives him hell throughout the entire series.
 * Asshole Victim: Deconstructed with Aureola's rampage against criminals. The criminals are portrayed as sympathetic Punch Clock Villains, and her rampage, while having sympathetic motives, is portrayed as an awful thing that has to be stopped.
 * By contrast, plays this straight. Anytime he's shown in pain or having bad things happening to him it's extremely satisfying.
 * Assist Character: The third game features Tag Team Partners, who can grant various abilities, such as healing the patient for a set amount of health, stopping time and even bringing the patient back to life with voodoo magic.
 * Back-Alley Doctor: The premise for the whole shabang. And we should also mention Back Warehouse Doctor, Back Old Folks Home Bathroom Doctor, Back Chicken Coop Doctor, Back North Pole Doctor... the one time Alan performs onscreen in a hospital it's an Abandoned Hospital!
 * Berserk Button: The Old Hospital incident, for Dr. Bleed.
 * Alan is a pretty easygoing guy unless his loved ones are hurt.
 * Big Bad:.
 * Greater Scope Villain: In the third game..
 * Black Comedy
 * Bonus Boss: Stuporman, the H.O.B.O., and... a secret.
 * Break the Cutie: Poor, poor Bradley.
 * Broken Bird: Aureola. Dr. Bleed is a Rare Male Example..
 * Cain and Abel: A surrogate example with Bleed's students. His former student is the faux-pleasant, depraved Cain who betrayed him; while Alan is the cocky but nice Abel who is undyingly loyal to him. Bonus points for  constantly trying to kill Alan.
 * Cerebus Retcon: The "pizza van" scene, in which Alan met Bleed by running him over due to distractions. In the beginning, it was treated as hilarious, until the climax reveals that.
 * Cerebus Rollercoaster: The games as a whole. Amateur Surgeon begins as a wacky medical Black Comedy, but the plot develops to be more dark and serious as the game goes on. The Christmas Special is very much zany and comedic. The sequel is Darker and Edgier, but not lacking the game's Black Comedy. The third game is Lighter and Softer than the previous games, in the sense the serious moments are few and far between compared to the previous games.
 * Chainsaw Good: Good for getting past that pesky ribcage, anyways.
 * And removing organs like lungs and livers.
 * Chekhov's Skill: More like Chekhov's Lack Of Skill in this case. Alan ends up removing a bug infestation from  early in the game without Dr. Bleed there to overlook the surgery, only to find out that he accidentally overlooked the worst one... which ends up incapacitating the guy when he tries to make his escape at the end of the game.
 * The same thing happens in the second game:.
 * The Cutie: Bradley, oh so much.
 * Crapsack World: Hooo boy.
 * Darker and Edgier: The second game. Is still zany, but the story is far darker than in the previous game.
 * Dramedy: Surprisingly. The games have a dark and serious storyline behind its gags, parodies, and overall wackiness. This is especially true with the first two games (Since Christmas is full-blown comedy and the third doesn't have as much drama as the others)
 * Earn Your Happy Ending: Alan gets this in the second game. After being put through decades of pain and misery by, Alan manages to rebuild his reputation and reconnect with his family at the end,
 * Bleed gets his too. He had to deal with past tragedies, disgraced status and even, but he gets his old reputation back thanks to Alan's efforts.
 * Bradley. Just... Bradley. He manages to accomplish his goal after much grievances:
 * The Eeyore: Dr. Bleed was this in the first game, but he gets better.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: While Affably Evil, most of the patients are still criminals who committed things like theft, murder and even cannibalism. Yet none of them committed something as atrocious as Anytime this incident is mentioned, they react with shock and disgust over it.
 * Aureola is a vicious vigilante, but she targets only criminals out of revenge for her parents' tragic deaths.
 * Exact Time to Failure: If the clock hits 0:00, the patient dies immediately. Doesn't matter what their vitals looked like at 0:01.
 * Somewhat justified, in that the longer it takes an operation to finish, particularly to fix a life-threatening problem, the less chance of survival. (Complications setting in, and all that.) But this justification is partly subverted, because in Real Life, there is no exact Point of No Return. Not time-based, anyhow.
 * Extreme Omnivore: Junkyard Guts from the first game. You have to remove a magnet from his stomach. And it draws out screws as well.
 * Foil: Alan has one in, his nemesis. Alan is a kind-hearted, clumsy and chubby apprentice who uses his skills to save people. In contrast; is a skinny, manipulative and evil sociopath who kills people for thrills. The fact they were both Bleed's students helps.
 * In the third game, there's Ophelia and Hubris.
 * Framing Device: The third game's story is Ophelia and Alan narrating the events of the past few weeks.
 * Generation Xerox: A surrogate example with Alan and Dr. Bleed..
 * Also and.
 * Genius Ditz: Alan is a goofball, sure, but when it comes to surgery, he's a total pro.
 * The Gift: Alan Probe is a natural genius when it comes to trauma surgery, capable of even performing brain surgery using a lighter, a chainsaw, a pair of tongs, a corkscrew, and a bottle of liquid pain reliever.
 * Grey and Gray Morality: The main characters are kind people, but have their flaws and work outside the law; and the criminals aren't as bad and unpleasant as they're supposed to be. In fact, the only truly evil characters in this game are . And is very much the embodiment of Stupid Evil, so...
 * Guide Dang It: Unless you know that you can shock the tapeworm more than once each time he pops his head out, (and you need to shock it like 5 times) you are not going to beat 2nd Bleed (file 3, patient 6), because the tapeworm's going to make just too many little bleeding cuts that will drop his heart rate really fast. You need to be careful, though, lest you miss and stop Dr. Bleed's heart instead. If that happens, you're basically screwed... unless you react quickly enough. It's not so much a problem with Joe (file 2, patient 6), because his tapeworm only needs zapped 3 times.
 * The final regular patient, Horrace, has a millipede crawling around inside him. It makes little bleeding cuts just like a tapeworm does, but it doesn't pop its head out. You have to chainsaw a little ahead of the last cut it makes, then you can deal with the bug queens and Mooks it spawns in the various body cavities.
 * The Bio-Utility Mechanoid, or B.U.M., is the first Bonus Boss you unlock. To even get inside him, you need to gel his red button.
 * Not to mention, you don't zap the scorpions - you chainsaw them.
 * Halfway Plot Switch: The first game starts being a medical comedy of two guys healing up wacky criminals. It switches later to healing criminals from a Vigilante Man.
 * Happy Ending Override: The original Amateur Surgeon has Alan fulfilling his own dream of becoming a surgeon,, and gets the girl. Then, the sequel happened...
 * To be fair, though, it ended with a "To Be Continued" segment, so it's not that much of a surprise. Besides,
 * Hate Sink: Since the criminals in this series tend to be very sympathetic,  only exists to be a murderous monster with no redeeming qualities. His levels are designed to be Nintendo Hard just to emphasize this trope. It doesn't work for some, though.
 * The third game has Hubris, who is  without the charm. This one actually works.
 * Heal It with Fire: One of Alan's tools is a lighter, a respectable cauterization method. Yet this also repairs bones, cuts in vital organs, and metal. The guy is a frickin' genius.
 * In the christmas sequel, it's a match and a can of spray paint. Very precise.
 * Healing Shiv: In the third game, Officer Brutality's special ability is to beat injuries out the victims by whacking them with his police baton.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Bleed and Alan. They're practically father and son.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard: All of actions will eventually bite him in the ass sometime later.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Case 2, Patient #9: Animal the Cannibal.
 * In the third game, we have Sweetmeat Pete.
 * If You Kill Him You Will Be Just Like Him: The reason Alan Probe doesn't leave to die. Despite all the shit he pulled on him, he still tries to save him, knowing full well this trope. Could also count as Cruel Mercy, since  ends up in jail for his crimes.
 * Intergenerational Friendship: Alan is 19 years old (in the first game at least), and Bleed is in his fifties. As guessed, the two really mean the world to each other.
 * In the third game, there's Alan and his apprentice Ophelia.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Downplayed with Alan, in that his "jerkishness" rangs between saying rude and inconsiderate things (in the first game) or being a bit of a Grumpy Old Man (in the second). Either way, he is a kind and caring man who will risk his own life to save others.
 * A straighter example would be Officer Brutality.
 * Kick the Dog: just loves doing this.  That is low.
 * And if he didn't top that already, what about This guy isn't just a douche... He's a monster.
 * Kick the Son of a Bitch: Alan does this to at the end of the first game by  Given that, it's extremely satisfying and well-deserved.
 * Even better, Karma is indeed a bitch,.
 * Knight in Sour Armor: Bleed in the first game. He gets better.
 * Alan himself in the second game.
 * Knight of Cerebus: While Aureola does bring up some seriousness into the plot, it's appearance what sends everything to hell,.
 * Hubris plays with this. He does kick off the seriousness with his serial poisoning, but is nowhere near as sinister as.
 * Leaning on the Fourth Wall: In the sequel, Alan tells Bradley that they made a video game about him at the height of his fame. Bradley's played it, but laments that he never got the hang of the corkscrew and hopes that if a sequel is ever made they replace it with "something less awful." Then they both wordlessly look at the player. This is followed almost immediately by the level that introduces the syringe, which replaces the corkscrew.
 * Lighter and Softer: Amateur Surgeon Christmas.
 * Also, the third game, in the sense that less serious and more wacky compared to the two previous games.
 * Living Emotional Crutch: Alan for Dr. Bleed. This is better illustrated in :

" : DUN DUN DUN!"
 * Luke, You Are My Father:
 * From the third game, it turns out.
 * Mad Doctor: Alan is pretty much a good guy version of this by the second game.
 * Manly Tears: Bleed sheds this twice in the first game. First when confessing to Alan his greatest failure, and second when.
 * In the second game, Alan cries.
 * Meatgrinder Surgery
 * Mentor Occupational Hazard: Dr. Bleed is shown to have died in the Amateur Surgeon sequels..
 * Must Have Caffeine: Karl of Case 2, Patient #8 suffers from this. Unfortunately, this makes the requirements for beating the level to Nintendo Hard levels. See No Damage Run.
 * My Greatest Failure:  for Dr. Bleed.
 * No Damage Run: Required in file 2, patient 8 (Karl) of the original game (once you get inside him). Karl is a coffee addict, and as a result, his heart rate gets faster as time passes, rather than slower. You have to remove the coffee beans and drain (and suction out) the poison to stabilize his heart rate, then heal all the cuts you had to make. Dr. Bleed warns that the slightest injury (that means any unnecessary damage) will kill Karl. He also dies if you let his heart rate get to 200. Add that to the fact that each patient is a Timed Mission anyway, and you've got yourself a Nintendo Hard level.
 * Noodle Incident: Played for Drama with the Old Hospital incident. All known about it is that many people died for unexplained reasons in Bleed's hospital, leading to his fall from grace.
 * Official Couple: Alan and Aureola. They're shown to be married in the sequels.
 * Only Sane Man: Ophelia in the third game. While Alan generally doesn't ask any questions and comes off as barely smarter than his patients, Ophelia is constantly shocked and amazed by the situations they get themselves into and is quick to call them out on their stupidity/insanity.
 * Open-Heart Dentistry: Alan is the only source for criminals to get medical care, ranging from lacerations to poisonings. With the occasional extreme body piercing and mechanical restoration.
 * Parental Substitute: Dr. Bleed becomes one for Alan, being his mentor and all. This is especially evident in the second game,
 * Poison Is Evil: My God, is it evil.
 * Punny Name: Tons and tons of them. Not surprising considering this company's track record.
 * The Reveal: Lampshaded with Alan's mystery patient in the second game. After Alan leaves the room, the patient tells Bradley to turn the lights on before he leaves, so he can have his dramatic reveal.

"The President: *to Bradley* Take him to a little place he can call his own, somewhere out of the way."
 * Running Gag: Alan seems to have problems when it comes to dealing with exterminanting bugs.
 * Saving Christmas: The plot of the Christmas Edition game. Alan goes to save christmas after he utterly decimated it! (see Turbine Blender below). After crashing his private jet into the North Pole Alan sets about pulling christmas lights out of an elf, reanimating a reindeer carcass with candy canes and coat hangers, and patching up Santa with wrapping paper.
 * Shared Universe: With Spiritual Successor games Amateur Ninja and Gigolo Assassin
 * Shout-Out: One level has the player trying to disarm a bomb, like in Trauma Center.
 * The Bonus Bosses in the first game are pretty much walking Shout Outs, from Back to The Future to Superman to Short Circuit.
 * Significant Anagram: Flip the lan in Alan's name and you get... well, at least it's not called Amateur Proctologist.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: You usually don't want to go to someone named Dr. Probe... And his Mentor is called Dr. Bleed, of all the people. The name of his clinic? "Bleed Everywhere". It's averted in that they're benevolent doctors.
 * So Proud of You: In the second game: . A truly emotional scene.
 * Surprise Creepy: Amateur Surgeon focuses on over-the-top surgeries on incredibly wacky characters. Which makes the introduction of Bleed and Aureola's tragic pasts all the more shocking.
 * Too Dumb to Live: Almost all of Alan's clientele fit into this category, with this trope being what got them to him in the first place.
 * Trigger: Bleed really flips out when someone asks about his past.
 * True Companions: Alan and Bleed. See Heterosexual Life Partners.
 * Tsunshun: Bleed in the first game. He's cynical and moody, but this is because he has been badly broken by a tragedy in his past. He gets better.
 * Aureola may be a rude and vengeful vigilante woman, but she's just lashing out at criminals in grief for her parents' horrible deaths in the Old Hospital incident. Lampshaded by Bleed himself.
 * Turbine Blender: In the introduction of the Christmas Edition (a sendup of the intro to the first game) Alan Probe, flying his private jet distractedly while reading an article about his rise to fame, collides with Santa's Sleigh. One of the reindeer is sucked into the turbines and shredded, causing Alan's jet to crash into Santa's Workshop.
 * Vigilante Man: The end of Act 2 and most of Act 3 of the first game have Alan patching up characters from earlier in the game, who this time are the victims of a rampaging vigilante
 * Wham! Episode: The first game has the end of Act 2, and the entirety of Act 3.
 * In the second, there's the ends of Acts 1 and 2. See below as for why.
 * Wham! Line: From Aureola: "It's not you who I'm looking for... IT'S HIM!".
 * From the second game:

"Alan: God, you're a douche."
 * Again in the second,.
 * Why Don't You Marry Him?: The President says this to Bradley when he's talking about how amazing Alan is.
 * Worst Aid: Separating the hemispheres of a woman's brain with a chainsaw, while using a dumpster as an operating table. And she survives... long enough to pay Alan, anyways.
 * You actually have to remove the brain temporarily, destroy some... things (Cancer growths? Warts? Mold?) to cure her mental disorder, then put the brain and skullpan back and heal them both with your lighter.
 * Worthy Opponent: Subverted with, despite what he may think. Alan mentions that a good nemesis keeps himself young... except was never a good nemesis to begin with.
 * You Killed My Father: Aureola's reason for attacking criminals is to hunt down her parents' killer, the doer of the Old Hospital incident. Bleed thinks she's going after him, since he operated on her parents, and wants to turn himself in to stop her rampage..
 * You Monster!: When appears on the scene in the first game, Aureola screams  in rage.
 * Alan also does this to, although he's more subdued about it.


 * You Will Be Spared: Napoleon Trotterski says this to Alan after being operated.