Everything Is Big in Texas

""You have heard the saying that everything is bigger in the Lone Star state, and it is true that the cats are the size of dogs and the dogs are the size of European cars. But Texans themselves are of normal proportions, with normal-sized dreams and loves, who just happen to own cars that are the size of twenty-five European cars.""

- John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

In real life, Texas is a diverse state in terms of geography and culture. It can easily be divided into five different regions culturally, with climates ranging from the near desert like conditions of the panhandle to the humid coastal subtropics along the shoreline. Dallas, Houston and San Antonio count as three of the US's top ten most populous cities, with the state capital of Austin and the cities of Fort Worth and El Paso rounding off the list of cities that can be described as big. The state itself is huge, being 268,820 sq. miles with a population of about 24.3 million. This makes it roughly half the size of Alaska with sixty times the population - and several times larger than many entire countries. For example, it is approximately three times as large as the entire United Kingdom put together.

In terms of culture Texas plays host to some of the largest Hispanic and Asian American communities in the South Eastern United States. The state's ranks of professionals, business leaders and politicians draw from all racial and religious groups who can produce people with the ability, which basically means each and every one of them. Many government institutions retain their form from the days of the Republic of Texas and Reconstruction Era. Politics is personality based as much as anything else from the state's history of being in the Solid South, leading to such politicians as Kinky Friedman, a self described Jewish Cowboy and entertainer whose campaign slogan was "Why the hell not?", popping up from time to time.

Economically, Texas is comparable with India and Canada. It is the home to 58 companies of the Fortune 500, more then any other state in the US. Economics is mostly regional in the state, helping to define the regional identities of many residents. East Texas has a large timber industry. North and West Texas are defined by agriculture and petroleum extraction. Dallas has defense manufacturers and the silicon prairie. Austin has the silicon hills, the government, and music industry. Houston excels in shipping, petrochemicals, and aerospace industries (thank you NASA). San Antonio is very rich in history and is home to several major military bases, but El Paso always escapes mention.

And oil is not a field for the stupid, just ask Red Adair. There are at last count 181 different colleges, universities and other institutions actively engaged in research and development, along with the much more numerous community colleges and trade schools. The Houston Medical Center is among the best in the world, and the MD Anderson Cancer Center is the best cancer research center in America. Laws have been passed where any student graduating in the top 10% of their class gets first pick from any of the schools, and the community colleges cannot deny admission to anyone who is a legal resident of the United States. Houston is also home to NASA.

Keeping all of the above in mind, it is fair to say that Texas is no backwater. Unfortunately, Hollywood writers are about as concerned with reality as Glenn Quagmire is with getting to know a lady first.

As such, Texas will inevitably be represented as a backward state, a mashup of the Deep South and The Wild West. No Texan will be able to speak for five seconds without mentioning the oil industry, the beef industry or high school football. (See the Rich Texan from The Simpsons.) In almost any depiction, they'll come off as well meaning but ultimately ignorant and/or jingoist; more recent media might portray Texas, somewhat justifiably, as an extremely strong right-wing enclave filled with religious fanatics. (Compare with Eagle Land.) Though some Texans act the stereotype intentionally to mess with non-Texans, especially when out of state. It's practically a sport.

And tornadoes. Don't forget the tornadoes.

It goes without saying that some of these exaggerations do, in fact, come from real life. Texans have for a century and longer had a reputation in the rest of the country, perhaps bordering on a stereotype, for being cheerful, boastful and loud. Oil was first discovered at Spindletop in east Texas; Texas is a major player in the beef industry, and the love of high school football can be clearly seen from the storied Permian High School Panthers (a real team from Odessa), who were chronicled in Friday Night Lights. In fact, in many towns, about ninety-eight percent of the town is out in the stands every football game. The other two percent is on the field.

Also the home to NASA's Johnson Space Center, which is a very nice place to visit.

Texas Is So Big It Spawned These Sub-Tropes

 * DFW Metroplex
 * Greater Houston
 * Mexico Called. They Want Texas Back.
 * Other Cities in Texas

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 * A Geico commercial features the Geico Gecko traveling around the US. He went to Texas, and he talked about how everything is bigger there, such as the hats, the steak, and the hair.

Anime and Manga
"Sena: "Um...Why is there a cow on the beach?" Monta: "...Cause it's Texas?""
 * The Deimon Devil Bats of Eyeshield 21 fight against as Texas team, the NASA Aliens, all of whom (Except for Panther and the younger Gonzalez brother) are extremely huge. QB Homer Fitzgerald and the elder Gonzalez are both particularly advanced examples. One of the chapters involving their game with the Devil Bats is even called "the Muscles of the Americans." Not to mention their coach, Apollo, was horribly racist.
 * Worth pointing out, though, the coach's being Texan has nothing to do with his being racist - it ties into his backstory . And yes, he gets better.


 * As implied by their name, though, the NASA Aliens are themed around space travel, playing directly into the fact that Texas is the foremost center for study and advancement in that area. They even quote Neil Armstrong's "one giant leap" line before stepping onto the field!
 * Excluding the coach, the rest of the team is portrayed as friendly, loyal, and boisterous, despite appearing very intimidating.
 * Ironically, the only character in Eyeshield 21 that completely fits the Texas stereotype is Japanese, the coach for the Seibu Wild Gunmen. He's essentially a reverse weaboo, owning a variety of guns and a giant ranch in Texas.
 * New Texas in Saber Marionette J.
 * Osaka in the dub of Azumanga Daioh is given a Texas accent, Houston in particular, because both Texans and Osakans share the stereotype of being loud, obnoxious country hicks. (Osaka herself, of course, is the complete opposite.)
 * A similar approach was taken with Abenobashi Mahou Shoutengai/Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, which is set in Osaka.

Comic Book

 * After Marvel's Civil War storyline, each US state got its own superhero team. Texas got the Rangers, a group which includes three cowboy-themed heroes, an Indian-themed hero, and Armadillo, who is a big armadillo.
 * Rangers was a pre-existing team - they formed from local heroes to stop the Hulk in the early 80s. Doesn't make them less Captain Ethnic about it.
 * One of the enemies of Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew was "Armordillo", an armor-plated armadillo with a dangerous tail, who came from the Earth-C US state of "Taxes" (nicknamed the "Lone Stork State"). As such, Armordillo spoke like an Old West gunslinger/outlaw.
 * Several Earth-C versions of Texas cities were also mentioned in the series, including "San Antoadio" (San Antonio) and "Hogston" (Houston). Taxes also was the home of historical landmark the Alamole (Alamo).
 * Preacher (Comic Book). Jesse Custer makes a point of refusing to steal horses, as some obscure Texan point of honor.
 * Truth in Television: in a culture centered around free-range cattle ranching, like in the old West, cattle and horse thieving were more likely to get you hanged than murder, rape and bank robbing. Some of those old laws are still on the books, although mostly ignored these days.
 * 'Blue Beetle''. Jaime Reyes, the third Blue Beetle, lives and works in a reasonably-accurate version of El Paso. One storyline on immigration along the Texas border was met with mixed reactions.

Film
"Pa: Well, I figured we'd get up early and eat, then dig for oil and eat, then go to a roundup, rustle us up some doggies, and then grab a bite to eat."
 * All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. A ranch? Check. A working Cowboy? Check. Reckless use of guns and fireworks? Check. Filmed in Texas? You bet.
 * Boys Don't Cry is a curious example that dips into Reality Is Unrealistic: despite taking place in Nebraska, the "night in the big city" montage in Boys Don't Cry was filmed in and features the prominent buildings of downtown Dallas. Apparently Texas cities are metropolitan enough to fill in for other states, but not for its own.
 * The plot of Coyote Funeral is kicked off by a road sign saying "El Paso, 857 miles". (The sign actually exists, see Real Life below.)
 * In the 1956 blockbuster Giant, Bick is taking his new bride Leslie on a railroad trip to his cattle ranch in Texas. When she looks out the window at the passing scenery and wonders when they'll get to Texas, he announces that they've been in Texas for several hours already.
 * Also, in the beginning of the movie, David asks how much big is Bick's property. He guesses 20-50 thousand acres. Bick reluctantly says that he has 595 thousand acres of land.
 * The 2005 remake of The Longest Yard takes place in this setting—rather, in the fictional Allenville Penitentiary. The only civilization shown aside from the prison is a high school football field and ... a trailer. Also of note is the warden's political advisor, who dresses exactly like a Southern dandy.
 * No Country for Old Men has a very unstereotypical Texas.
 * Taken to extreme levels in North, to the point where the Texan family that North visits tries to fatten him up because they pride having the biggest of everything.


 * Office Space
 * Pee Wee's Big Adventure: THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT...
 * * clap clap clap* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS....oh DAMMIT.
 * Real Steel features a Twenty Minutes Into the Future version of Texas where the oil derricks have been replaced with wind turbines and county fairs feature fights between bulls and giant robots.
 * Reality Bites
 * In RoboCop, the story says it takes place in Detroit, but the buildings give the filming location away as Houston.
 * "Tex" Conway in Robot Jox. Despite being a futuristic gladiator, he's a stereotypical Texan, complete with gut, comical accent, down-homey colloquialisms, and ten-gallon hat. However, he somewhat averts the trope by.
 * Secondhand Lions manages to show rural Texas without being stereotypical, and does it beautifully.
 * On the DVD commentary for Secondhand Lions, Michael Caine describes a Texas accent as a bunch of words all leaning on each other.
 * Part of the X-Files: Fight for the Future movie is set in Dallas. There is one scene which takes place in a desert and shows the Dallas skyline in the background. In reality the area surrounding Dallas is a prairie; if you want to get really techical it's just more cities.
 * Whip It takes place in Bodeen, Texas and Austin. Amusingly it was mostly filmed in Michigan.

Live Action TV
"After disarming a trap set by Sheldon and rearming it against him: Leonard (to Sheldon): You might be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey."
 * One of the many pilots who passed through the Stalag 13 underground was a large and enthusiastic Texan. He wore a cowboy hat (yes, while flying his plane), used many Texan colloquialisms and was very amused by meeting actual foreigners such as the British Newkirk and French LeBeau.
 * Gordon Bullit in the fourth season of The OC is a walking, talking Texan stereotype.
 * An episode of Bones was set on the Texas/Oklahoma border where a body was found. A pair of troopers from their respective states take potshots at each other while Bones takes a look at the corpse:
 * Bones: "It looks like she carried a half-full canteen..."
 * OK Ranger: "Definitely from Texas..."
 * An episode of MASH has Col. Potter quickly and accurately deduce that a patient is from Texas because said patient, though unable to speak, offered his hand up for a handshake.
 * The Good Guys was set in Dallas, and they portray it as pretty diverse culture- and accent-wise (both the good and bad guys).
 * Friday Night Lights is set in the fictional town of Dillon, Texas. While the show focuses on high school football (and its all-important status in the small town), it also covers issues prevalent in Texas and the nation at large; race relations, extreme poverty, pregnancy, religion, alcoholism, parental abuse and other issues surface with regularity.
 * General Hammond, of Stargate SG-1, is a Reasonable Authority Figure who fits many of the Texan stereotypes. One of the Proud Warrior Race Guy characters even refers to him as "Hammond of Texas" on several occasions.
 * Of course, that particular PWRG (the Jaffa Old Master Bra'tac) referred to everyone as "X of Place of Origin": he called Colonel O'Neill "O'Neill of Minnesota" on at least one occasion.
 * Both averted and played straight in Dr. Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon himself is from the Gulf coast of Texas and is about as non-sterotypical a Texan as you can imagine. However, he seems to hold most Texans in disdain for being examples of the trope.
 * Sheldon tries to invoke this trope in one episode when his friends prank him, saying Texans know how to get revenge. It fails.


 * Walker, Texas Ranger roundhouse kicks this trope into next week.
 * Heroes has the evil front for Primatech Paper here in Volume 1, though it becomes less significant when the Bennetts move to California in Volume 2.
 * GCB is set in Texas, and is about as stereotypical as it can get.

Literature

 * Bram Stoker's cattle baron Quincey Morris in Dracula is a wealthy Southern Gentleman with a similar personality to the modern oil baron. This makes the trope Older Than Radio, and may be the Ur Example.
 * Quincey and his Texas descendants show up in other vampire-killing media surprisingly frequently. The Castlevania series is one particular example.
 * Anthony Trollope's The Way We Live Now has a subplot about a railroad being built in Texas, which, to the primary cast of English aristocrats, might as well be on the surface of the moon. As entrepreneur Paul Montague puts it (in the TV miniseries, at least): "Parties in Texas usually descend into fisticuffs and gunplay." There's also the evil Texan woman Mrs. Hurtle, and Funny Foreigner Hamilton K. Fisker.
 * H. Beam Piper's Lone Star Planet, the title planet (Capella IV, also known as New Texas) has named every single one of its life-forms super-something (e.g. supercow, superyams that give superbourbon...). As a result of its inhabitants attempting to create an entire world out of Texan stereotypes, they've lovingly imported and reassembled the Alamo, they wear spurs at all times, and trials for killing a politician boil down to not "did Cowboy Name kill the politician" but "we know Cowboy Name killed the politician, now let's discuss whether the politician had it coming or not".
 * David Weber's "The Shadow of Saganami" in the Honorverse has Montana, which deliberately styles everything after what they imagined Earth's Texas to be. They also freely acknowledge that some things are inaccurate, but they cheerfully implement everything in Montana as the way things * should* have been in Texas.
 * For Texas and Zed
 * The Ayes of Texas and it's sequels in which Texas becomes an independent nation.

Music

 * The Austin Lounge Lizards' Stupid Texas Song is one long indulgence of this trope.

Theatre

 * In The Most Happy Fella, the Beta Couple sing a number about how everything is big in Dallas, where they're from, "but the rest of Texas looks a mess."

Video Games

 * Elite Beat Agents has a stage where "Colonel" Bob, a goofy Texas oil tycoon, has to look for a new source of "Texas tea" before his gold-digging wife will let him come home.
 * Battle Fantasia Takes place in a fantasy world with your typical western European fantasy kingdom, a steampunk Dwarf kingdom, Magic talkin rabbits... and a masked gunslinger from Texas... Right.
 * The Engineer Comes from Bee Cave, Texas. While he has the typical southern drawl and has a lot of wild west themed unlocks, he's also probably the smartest member of the team.

Web Comics

 * The comic Torio had Jimmy Benson, a perpetually-grinning, belt-buckle-flaunting Texan who even spoke in bigger letters than the rest of the cast (compared to Crispin, who had trouble maintaining capital letters). He was based on a couple of Texan roommates the author had, neither of whom would ever shut up about how awesome Texas was.
 * Subverted in Freefall in the figure of Tex, the Texan. Though he speaks of their big stuff, he himself is... shall we say, height-challenged, a full head shorter than Sam's artificial skeleton presents him as.
 * Although Davan, Peejee and Aubrey live in Boston they all hail from Texas and the strip makes frequent sidetrips there.

Web Original
"504. If the party is to frequently meet with Queen Victoria, I cannot play a Texan. 870. I will not use my vast personal knowledge of Dublin, Texas to get an unfair advantage in the campaign. 973. Shotguns are not a traditional part of Texas funerals. 1008. Texans do not get revolvers as a racial weapon proficiency."
 * Rooster Teeth, the creators of Red vs. Blue, primarily consist of Texans. In fact, the main, if not top badass is also from Texas. And her Freelancer nickname is Agent Tex/as. RT's webcomics lampshade this frequently, with one instance of them blindfolding themselves and drinking different beers, to see if they could tell the difference between Budweiser and Lonestar. Two of the three couldn't.
 * Skippys List, Rule #47: I am not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states.
 * Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG has lots of stereotypes of Texans, but considering the author is a Texan, they seem to be badges of pride.


 * About one half of SOTF-TV's characters (the other half being from a Sucky School in Detroit) are from a wealthy private school in Bryan, Texas. While the stereotype hasn't come up as much as you'd expect, it has received Lampshade Hanging both in and out of character.

Western Animation
""Back in Texas, we call ice cream 'Frozen Cowjuice.'""
 * The Affably Evil oil tycoon in The Simpsons acts as a stereotypical rich Texan, complete with the accent, white cowboy boots, and white ten-gallon hat. He's also very trigger-happy with his double pistols.
 * King of the Hill dips in and out of this stereotype with every other episode, sometimes portraying Texas and Texans more realistically and other times portraying them as naive, conservative throwbacks who only care about hunting, beer and football. The landscape of Texas in the show also seems to include nothing but suburbia, desert and empty fields. Given that Mike Judge is actually a Texan, and has portrayed a much less stereotypical Texas in Beavis and Butthead and Office Space (yes, both of those took place in Texas), this is more a case of Affectionate Parody than Did Not Do the Research. In addition, the Hills live in the suburbs of a somewhat small town, which generally are much closer to the stereotyped depictions seen in the show than the big cities like Dallas and Houston are.
 * One episode had Hank pandering to a visiting New England investor to use Strickland as its propane supplier. The investor expected this trope and kept pestering Hank about cowboy hats and boots and used words like "russlin'" and "twisters". The investor eventually went with Strickland's competitor Thatherton because he acted the stereotype.
 * On Garfield and Friends, Garfield and his friends would often visit "Polecat Flats", a dude ranch set in Texas which was portrayed as a barren desert complete with cacti, coyotes and cattle. This is because it's set in west Texas.
 * Family Guy paid a visit to this version of Texas in a season five episode. Everyone dresses like a cowboy and rides horses, Brian is given a free gun with his purchase of alcohol, the Griffins' neighbor is a professional "queer-chaser-and-beater", and the TV news reports on the discovery of "Superdevil" by church scientists.
 * The gun/alcohol thing is especially funny to people in Texas, since the alcohol laws there are draconian to the point that the TABC is known in the bar industry as the Beverage Nazis.
 * The main complaint about Texans in that episode was that they are racist and homophobic. Because every single person in Texas shares the exact same sentiments, and those sentiments in no way exist in any of the other forty-nine states or other nations of the world.
 * Keep in mind, the primary purpose of the episode was really for the writers to deliver a very scathing, personal (and hyperbolical) attack on President George W. Bush, so this episode was really one of Family Guy's most flagrant examples of Writer on Board.
 * Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants.


 * Subverted when she goes after the Alaskan Bull Worm. SpongeBob's idea of big is MUCH bigger than Sandy's.
 * Because, you know, Alaska is even bigger than Texas.
 * The Busy World of Richard Scarry, featured a parody of Hans Brinker (the story by an American writer about a Dutch boy who plugged a hole in the dike with his finger). There was a fat tourist from Texas waltzing about, taking pictures of windmills and tulips, while making comments about how everything was bigger in Texas. When the hole in the dike turned out to be too big to be filled with just Hans' finger, he and his friends save the day by stuffing said tourist into the hole.
 * In Exo Squad, the blustering, impetuous, and ultimately incompetent Captain Matthew Marcus has a Texas drawl. Oddly, he is one of only two characters to not have a generic American accent.
 * In Rocky and Bullwinkle, One of the Fractured Fairy Tale Shorts once did a variation of the Tom Thumb story, where after living with his giant parents for so long the titular characters went off to find his fortune, only to find out that everyone else was his size; he wasn't very small, his parents were huge because they were from Texas.
 * In The Flintstones, Fred has several relatives (most notably his wealthy Uncle Tex) from its prehistoric counterpart of "Texarock" (though the name was interchangeably used with "Texas").
 * Similar to the Rich Texan, The Fairly Odd Parents has Doug Dimmadome, a part time Corrupt Corporate Executive that owns a good deal of Dimmsdale, has an "odd southern drawl", and wears cowboy gear with a coyboy hat that occasionaly is so big that it goes past the top of the screen, no matter how far a shot he's in.
 * In another episode, the fairies decide to settle a matter with "a butt kicking, rip snorting, Texas cage match!"
 * Clay from Xiaolin Showdown comes from Texas. He always wears a cowboy hat, uses down home country sayings, Wouldn't Hit a Girl, and is the largest of the group. Whenever Texas is seen, it's all desert, with Clay's dad owning a beef ranch. Even the Shen Gong Wu found there, the Star Hinabi, is known as the Lone Star until it's discovered and is marked as Texan.
 * Also subverted on several occasions with the same character. Clay uses Tai Chi as his fighting style, is of at least average intelligence(and on a number of occasions is hinted at being a Genius Bruiser knowledgeable in a number of esoteric fields), and is insulted by the idea that because he speaks with a Texas accent it automatically marks him as dumb.
 * An episode of DuckTales had Scrooge going to Texas because of his city's depleted oil supply. You expect everything in Texas, oil businessmen, cowboys etc.
 * 80's cartoon Bravestarr was this trope Recycled in Space!
 * Just to emphasize: the setting is the planet of New Texas. Doesn't get much bigger than that.

Real Life

 * Late Cretaceous Texas was home to Alamosaurus, the largest dinosaur in North America and one of the largest dinosaurs of its time. Add in Deinosuchus, a fifty foot monstrous crocodilian, one of the largest ever to exist. Them there's Quetzalcoatlus, a Giant Flyer pterosaur the size of a frickin giraffe! For a long time, it was thought to be the largest flying animal ever to live. But then came Hatzegopteryx...
 * If you ever go to Cave of the Winds in Colorado and are from Texas, you will get confronted with this stereotype. At one point in the tour, they'll stop at a particular formation and ask the group if anyone's from Texas. If you raise your hand, they say "This shows you that not everything's bigger in Texas!", leaving you with some form of confusion or annoyance.
 * Isn't that the one where they make Texans throw their business cards in a pit?
 * The new football stadium for the Dallas Cowboys is one of, if not the, largest in the world, complete an absolutely enormous TV screen suspended above it. Needless to say, some people get the impression of this trope when watching a game situated here.
 * And an enormous retractable roof. People balked (rightly so) at the extravagance, but when Dallas ended up hosting the 2011 Super Bowl, the state was hit with a freak snowstorm, and the roof proved quite useful (not that the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers would have noticed much).
 * In the college game, Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, where the Longhorns play, is also the epitome of this trope. The stadium holds more than 100,000 fans (but it's not even the biggest stadium; that one belongs to Michigan).
 * Inverted in Texas Hill Country deer, which are tiny.
 * Five of the top ten fattest cities in America are in Texas.
 * Most of the popular anime you all know...was dubbed right here in this state. That's right, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball, Ouran High School Host Club, Yu Yu Hakusho, slews of a bunch of others, the recent FuniDub of One Piece...all dubbed by Funimation. Their headquarters is right here in Dallas, Texas.
 * Most of the other popular anime you all know was also dubbed in Texas, by ADV Films. (Although after ADV's financial troubles, many of their titles were transferred to FUNimation.)
 * Four words: Stone Cold Steve Austin.
 * Shawn Michaels and John Bradshaw Layfield.
 * The Undertaker and Booker T.
 * Inversion: Summer Glau, the Trope Codifier for small, waifish girls kicking ass, is fron San Antonio.
 * This road sign alongside I-10.
 * And at least a few Texans aren't going to find that sign much to comment on. I mean, it's only 857 miles.
 * Until it lost its funding in 1993, Waxahachie, Texas was the planned home for the Superconducting Super Collider. If they'd finished it, it would have been the biggest particle accelerator in the world, dwarfing the modern Large Hadron Collider by a wide margin.
 * Rick Perry, former 2012 Republican candidate for President, takes this trope to Proud Warrior Race Guy levels. Another example is another former President, Lyndon B. Johnson.
 * The Texas State Capitol building is 11 feet taller than the US Capitol building. Don't tell me size doesn't matter!
 * Molly Ivins talks about her state in "Is Texas America?", an article for ''The Nation magazine.
 * Ivins practically built her career on talking smack about Texas, and made no secret of her belief that she was one of the only intelligent people from there.
 * Inverted with Audie Murphy, at only 5'5".
 * Audie wasn't small; he was condensed.
 * The San Jacinto Monument, located on the battleground of the final battle of the Texas Revolution, is the tallest monumental column in the world.