Deadwood/Funny

"Johnny: Hey, Al. Any reason I can't share with Dan what you told me about me taking over for Persimmon Phil? (Note that Dan is standing right there) Al: Yeah. Keep Dan in the dark. Dan: Hey Johnny. What's new? (Johnny looks at his feet.)"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Jack McCall haplessly trying to recreate an insult he was handed by Wild Bill to another poker player.
 * "NOT WU, WHO, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CHINK!"
 * The scene after Al "promotes" Johnny to being a Road Agent. Al's talking to Dan about it, when Johnny comes down the stairs.


 * The swatches scene with the German tailor. To say more would ruin it.
 * "Among humans, for grip, the China-woman's snatch has no peer. In all nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale..."
 * "I will profane your fucking remains, E.B... Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
 * Al's near perfect impression of E.B.
 * Jimmy the opium courier soiling himself after Al punches him.
 * E.B. advising some new arrivals to "not look to your left as you egress," if they're religiously inclined, as Pete is doing a Pagan-like ritual with the antler Alma gave him.
 * "THE TIT-LICKER!"