Ask a Velociraptor

Ask a Velociraptor is a Tumblr blog run by a Velociraptor. It has gained massive attention and popularity from online dinosaur enthusiasts due to its aversion of Raptor Attack, as well as its consistently entertaining and well-thought-out answers.


 * Cartoon Creature: "Poorlydrawndinosaur", who asks the Velociraptor for help figuring out what species he is here.
 * Character Blog
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Microraptor are said to be these.
 * Cool Big Bro: Deinonychus are said to be these.
 * Feathered Fiend: Utahraptor, cassowaries, crows...
 * Fourth Wall Mail Slot
 * Jerkass: Utahraptor are said to be these.
 * Raptor Attack: Massively averted!
 * Ravens and Crows: A flock of crows aren't amused by the Velociraptor boasting about having useable fingers and insulting their intelligence.
 * Shown Their Work
 * Stock Dinosaurs: Velociraptor itself, Deinonychus, Protoceratops, Utahraptor, etc.
 * Take That: To Jurassic Park at various points.
 * Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: The female Velociraptor shown here has a single eyelash.
 * Zerg Rush: An occasional hunting technique for the Velociraptor.