Only Sane Man/Quotes

""I somehow don't think 'Nazi Zombie Jesus' is a trustworthy source of information.""

- Billy Dittman, Bronyism

"WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER? IS THIS REAL? I JUST WANNA GO HOME! EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!"

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

"Sanity is not Statistical."

- Winston, Nineteen Eighty-Four

"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."

- Dilbert, July 17, 2000

"Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?"

- Dilbert, October 05, 1994

"If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts."

- Dilbert

"Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak"

- Roger, CRFH

"WRONG. I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!"

- Dana Carvey as John McLaughlin, Saturday Night Live

""Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!""

- Gig, Soul Nomad and The World Eaters

""Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!""

- Sandy Claws Santa Claus (referring to Sally), The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Dwayne: Am I nuts or is it you three that are insane? Nick: We are, sir. Totally bonkers."

- General Protection Fault, December 12, 1998.

""As a sane man, you are badly outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.""

- Jack Snipe, Erfworld

"Day after day Alone on a hill The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool And he never gives an answer"

"But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning 'round..."

"And he never listens to them He knows that they're the fools They don't like him"

- The Beatles, "The Fool on the Hill"

""All the ponies in this town are CRAZY !""

- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

"...I’d like to offer any readers as yet unoffended by my irascible disposition and extremist politics the opportunity to meditate briefly on this remarkable phrase, which appeared yesterday in the LA Times. “Improper political influence over government decision-making.” Sometimes I worry that everyone else is perfectly normal, and it’s actually me who’s insane. But then I read the paper and I can relax again."

- Mencius Moldbug, 2007-04-26