Cheap Costume/Quotes

"This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims."

- Cracked.com, "The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes from Around the World"

"Spider-Man: I think the lady said to leave her alone. Thug: Who the hell are you? Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper. Thug: Where's your costume? Spider-Man: Your Mom's washing it for me. Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!"

- Spider-Man