Dissimile/Quotes

"You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell."

- Captain Hammer, Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog

"Frans Rayner: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that? Gordito: You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets. Frans Rayner: Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all."

- The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

"Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle? Mal: That it was manly and impulsive? Inara: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't.""

- Firefly

""It's also said that either removing the floating bridle or simply stabbing the spirit would transform it back into a naked whore who would have no choice but to marry the man who broke her curse. It's kind of like the legend of pulling a sword out of a stone to become king, only you're stabbing a headless mule to nail a hooker, so actually, no, nothing at all like that.""

- Cracked on the subject of a Brazlian ghost.

"Ronove: Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey. Jessica: Snakes don't have legs! Ronove: Pu ku ku, true."

- Umineko no Naku Koro ni: Alliance of the Golden Witch

""We are like Robin Hood. We steal from the club and we give to ourselves.""

- Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation