Sorting Algorithm of Mortality/WMG/Web Original

Wild Mass Guesses about the in. See for the entry key for the lists.

There Will Be Brawl

 * The Darker and Edgier web series seems to be gunning for a Kill'Em All ending, will any of the cast make it out alive?


 * Luigi
 * Row 1: Age: Older and Wiser. (5) Not a good start.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight. (3)
 * Row 3: Role: Protagonist, and closest we'll probably get to a Hero in the story. (1)
 * Row 4: Race:Caucasian. (1)
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Pretty average looking. (3)
 * Row 6: Flaws: Typical gritty Noir character. (4)
 * Row 7: Virtues: Specifically described as the "smart one" (3)
 * Row 8: Species: Human. (3)
 * Total divided by rows: 23/8 = 2.875. He probably has the best chance of surviving the final showdown


 * Link
 * Row 1: Age: Also Older and Wiser. (5)
 * Row 2: Role: While not a major villain, he plays a definite antagonistic role throughout the series. (5)
 * Row 3: Race: Caucasian is close enough. (1)
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Not the Bishonen he once was, but still pretty ruggedly handsome. (2)
 * Row 5: Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. (3)
 * Row 6: Flaws: Fallen Astray. (4)
 * Row 7: Species: Hylian, which for all intents and purposes equals "human." (3)
 * Row 8: Occupation: Police chief. (4)
 * Total divided by rows: 27/8 = 3.375. Ouch.


 * Captain Falcon
 * Row 1: Age: Again, Older and Wiser. (5)
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Gay. (4)
 * Row 3: Role: Mauve Shirt seems the most fitting. (4)
 * Row 4: Race: Caucasian. (1)
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Not Average, but not The Cutie. (2)
 * Row 6: Personality: The Captain. (Duh.) He takes charge of the situation when the need arises. (2)
 * Row 7: Flaws: Gritty as well. (4)
 * Row 8: Species: Human. (3)
 * Total divided by rows: 25/8 = 3.125. Things aren't looking so good for him...


 * Red
 * Row 1: Age: Teenager. (2)
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Most likely straight, it's been confirmed he has a girlfriend. (3)
 * Row 3: Role: Mauve Shirt-slash-Plucky Comic Relief. (4)
 * Row 4: Race: Caucasian. (1)
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Most definitely The Cutie. (1)
 * Row 6: Personality: Selfless, naïve, and idealistic. (5)
 * Row 7: Virtues: The Pollyanna. (1)
 * Row 8: Species: Human. (3)
 * Row 9: Occupation: Friend of Luigi's, and the main group's Tagalong Kid. (4)
 * Total divided by rows: 24/9 = 2.64. The lowest score out of the entire cast.