Let's Sort of Experience Tales of Vesperia - Blind

Let's Sort of Experience Tales of Vesperia - Blind by pengiesama is a review, summary and Affectionate Parody of Tales of Vesperia all at once. It's described as "a bunch of cock jokes supplemented by spazzy drawings", which is rather accurate.

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 * All Men Are Perverts: Yuri to the max. Also, Raven. "Have boobs, will approve."
 * A Man Is Not a Virgin: Raven averts this, apparently.
 * Affectionate Parody
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: Invoked for the purposes of the series. Yuri is a hooker, Flynn is a Stalker with a Crush, Estelle is just dumber than in the original, Raven is a stoner, Karol speaks in ALL CAPS, Judith talks veeeerrrrrrryyyyy sllllowwwwlllly, Alexei is a complete and utter troll (even more than in the original) and Rita is described as a "fifteen-year-old sexually frustrated lesbian dominatrix"... which isn't all that far from her portrayal in canon, really.
 * Character Exaggeration
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome: Yuri.
 * Crossover: Calamari Damacy.
 * Deus Ex Machina: Pengiesama accuses Dein Nomos of being this.
 * Distracted by the Sexy: Pengiesama has some Yuri-ogling induced blackouts.
 * The Ditz: Estelle, to ridiculous extremes.
 * Drowning My Sorrows: Duke.
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: Yuri and Duke.
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma: Rita has a "considering look on her face" when she watches Estelle sleep.
 * Even the Guys Want Him: Yuri, of course.
 * Expy: Pengie notes that Ioder looks like a younger Flynn.
 * Fan Nickname:
 * - Alexei
 * Apocalulzopus - The Adephagos
 * Bunting Hlades - The Hunting Blades
 * Foamy - Zagi
 * Mssr. Snufflekins - Duke
 * Psychodia - Sodia
 * Yeagermeister - Yeager
 * Foe Yay: "I AM GOING TO CUT OUT YOUR HEART AND MAKE OUT WITH IT"
 * For the Evulz: More or less all the villains thus far, due to Character Exaggeration.
 * Gag Boobs: Judith's, naturally.
 * Griefer: The Bunting Hlades.
 * Guy-On-Guy Is Hot: Pengiesama certainly seems to think so, which is why Yuri and Flynn are so... Yeah.
 * Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Yuri is described as this.
 * Hotter and Sexier: Take a shot every time there's a sex joke.
 * I Resemble That Remark: Frequently invoked.
 * Interspecies Romance: Don/Belius and Duke/Elucifer
 * Large Ham: Alexei, as Pengie frequently points out.
 * Like Brother and Sister: Pengiesama's opinion on Yuri/Estelle.
 * Love Freak: Estelle. "Maybe we could just hug it out??"
 * Magnificent Bastard: Discussed in-universe and deconstructed, as Pengie points out how.
 * Memetic Badass: Discussed. "Is [Don Whitehorse] the memetic badass of the Vesperia fandom? He should be." Later invoked when pengiesama begins talking about how it should be impossible for him to.
 * Mr. Fanservice: Pengie considers Yuri to be this... and very often deliberately makes him into one.
 * Ms. Fanservice: Judith.
 * Murder the Hypotenuse: Sodia attempts it.
 * c: "Because Russian man has a Russian name he is very clearly our antagonist."
 * Naughty Tentacles
 * Running Gag:
 * "Shut the fuck up, Karol."
 * "/snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssssss"
 * Schoolgirl Lesbians: Rita and Estelle.
 * Shout-Out: Lots.
 * Sissy Villain: Cumore. "We know he is bad because he is campy, because game programmers, much like the members of the Bunting Hlades, have severe masculinity issues."
 * Stalker with a Crush: Flynn
 * The Stoner: Raven
 * What an Idiot!: Estelle. Constantly lampshaded.
 * Whip It Good: Frequently parodied.
 * Wholesome Crossdresser: Yuri. DAT ASS indeed.
 * Yandere: Sodia
 * Yaoi Guys: Yuri and Flynn, Duke and Elucifer.