The Mighty Ducks (animation)/Funny

The First Face Off pt. 1

"Nosedive: Woho! Alright, Nosedive tower, hear goes nothin'. (he hits a random button, and the windshield﻿ wipers turn on) (he makes buzzer noise) Err! Wrong!"
 * While Nosedive is waiting for the others to get back from the mission to blow up Dragaunus' base. And decides to take matters into his own hands.

A Traitor Among Us


 * Just about anytime Nosedive and Duke butt-heads over... well anything is funny.

Take Me To Your Leader


 * Phil of all people trying to replace Wildwing on the team. The guys decide to give him a crash-course in the game of hockey.

Zap Attack

"You have reached the Huggarman hotline, todays anwser is... NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!"
 * When Tania calls her human friend Dr. Huggarman, and gets his answering machine.

Phil in The Blank

"Grin: Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really, hurts."
 * Grin, trying to be all mystical and Obi-Wan-like while his hand is now swore.

"Nosedive: Mommy I don't wanna go to preschool."
 * Poor Nosedive, after a nasty fall.

"Phil:(Phil's phone ring's and he answers) Hello? Wraith: Roast Duck. Phil: That doesn't work anymore. Wraith: I know, I'm... ordering take-out. Phil: Oh great! In that case give me the Mushu Pork, nah nah nah give me the Mushu vegtable. I'm tryin to lose a few pounds here."
 * Near the end of the episode.

Jurassic Puck


 * Duke, trying to fight with the Triceratops in a dual.
 * The really sad part? He actually thinks he's winnig.

Duck Hard

"Chameleon: Siege old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air) Siege, you're a gggga you're a ggga GHOOOOOOST!!!" Siege: You nit wit, it's a hologram."
 * I love Chameleon's reaction to the hologram of Siege, it's hilarious!