The D-Pad/Quotes

"John: So, Australia is a country known for many things including dingos, babies, aaand wallabies. Rick: Like Rocko. John: Like Rocko."

- Introduction to Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 1 -- "Sexy Solitaire"

"Rick: Do you know how ladders work? John: You USE them! Steve: Yes."

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 4 -- "World's Worst Hickey"

"Rick: We're doing a little bit of a mic switcheroo, don't worry about this, guys. John: Am I not on mic right now? Rick: Uhh, no-- John: BOOBS! Rick: Oh, no YOU are. John: Oh."

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 6 -- "21:39"

"John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear. John: So wow, this is all I have for, uh-- Rick: That is all you have now. John: Good. Brandon: At least she left you the bear. John: Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear? Steve: No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear. Brandon: You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!"

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 8 -- "Yeah, No, That Didn't Work"