Executive Decision/Funny

"Rat: Who's this? Double-oh Seven?"
 * Rat, being his usual snarkish self while Grant, wearing a tuxedo, is introduced to the unit.

"Dr. Grant: Jesus, they got it! Baker: (astounded) They got it? Dr. Grant: They got it! Baker: I take back every rust-pickin', squid-hatin' thing I've ever said about swabbies!"
 * Just after the Navy pilots get the morse-code message.

"Grant: These things almost land themselves, don't they?"
 * Dr. Grant, after ploughing through lots and lots of small aircraft and overshooting the runway on landing.