Nullmetal Alchemist/Funny

"Edward: Majhal? Majhal! Guard: Y-yes, Ma- Edward: MAJHAL?!?! Guard: Yeah... Edward:Al, get my top hat. Al: But you don't have a- Edward: THEN I'LL MAKE ONE! (does so) Magic just got real."
 * Pretty much everything that comes out of Roy's mouth.
 * "Knock Knock!"
 * This exchange in Episode 4: