The Office (2005 TV series)/Memes

The Office is home to many memes from Dunder Mifflin.

Michael Scott

 * "No, God! No, God! Please, no! No! No! Nooooo!"
 * "It's Britney, bitch!"
 * "I'll kill you."
 * "I am Beyoncé always."
 * "I'm going to kill myself and it's all your fault!"
 * "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
 * "Oh my God! Okay, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm! Stay fucking calm! Will you fucking calm down!?"
 * "Where are the turtles!? Where are they?"
 * "Stanley, Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!"
 * "Why are you the way that you are?"

Dwight Schrute

 * "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
 * "Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?"
 * "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a plague."