Fan Hater/Quotes

""Yaoi fangirls make me want to punch puppies.""

- An Anti-Yaoi stamp on Deviant ART.

""like crocs? go fuck your uncle!!!!""

- Wall post from a major anti-Crocs group on Face Book

""So instead of wasting 912312993021' (sic) hours mastering that shit, go and do something productive.""

- Comment on a YouTube video of someone playing pop'n music

""I love the smell of burning gamers in the morning.""

- Notorious Moral Guardians Jack Thompson

""For you 14 year olds that listen to faggotforce and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath.""

- Comment on a YouTube video of a Black Sabbath song

""doing shirase [in Tetris: The Grand Master 3] to level 400 is a crime in itself""

- A troll in a chatroom about Tetris

""Every time you watch a Canadian show about teenagers, an angel dies.""

- A poster on 4chan's /co/ board

""I am an anime hater. I support the ban, not because i think it's evil because I think it's retarded."'"

- Comment on a GamePolitics story on RapeLay bannings

""The biggest mistakes caused by the Pokémon franchise.... 1. Zero's fanbase: What is worse than this mockery of villans? The fact that some people actually like him.""

- Uncyclopedia

""Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.""

- Weekend Web on IMDB from 2004

""Sorry to burst your bubble, fanboys, but it's true. If you love Shiny Toy Guns, chances are you like penises in your butt and mouth.""

- Rather homophobic segment of a comment on a YouTube video of Shiny Toy Guns' cover of Major Tom (strangely enough, earlier in that comment, the writer admitted to liking Shiny Toy Guns)

""People like you are the reason﻿ why Final Fantasy 7 has gotten so much hate recently. They don't call it the most overrated game of all time for nothing. So you think you're part of a majority, huh? More like minority, douche.""

- YouTube video comment responsing to a comment defending FF7 from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quote was over-reacting.)

""Twitards are the﻿ most delusional, psychotic, braindead cultural pollutants since video game fanboys and need to be purged from their shitty cults. Grab your shotguns everyone who hates Twilight! It's hunting season!""

- YouTube video comment

""Never underestimate the power of fangirls. They have the ability to make people hate entire series and genres merely because they dislike the fangirls.""

- a quote from dAmn about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.

""The only thing personally that sucks about Sonic is the fanbase. I mean it's comprised of insane fanboys such as recolors, retro fags, obessessed lunatics, furries and such that it becomes rare to find a sane fan.""

- YouTube video comment

""Those who think Transformers is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved.""

- Roger Ebert on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen fans.

""We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.""

- Signature on Deviant ART.

""I like your game. I don't like your gamers.""

- A variation on a famous Gandhi quote.

""Creed sucks! I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!""

- Red vs. Blue PSA

""'I don't know much about art,' you aver, 'but I know what I like.' Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition. [...] There are, of course, people who truly appreciate abstract art. You aren't one of them; you are a decent, sensible sort of person without a chip on your shoulder against the world.""

- David P. Goldman, Admit it - you really hate modern art

"I know the purists who think any US adaptation is crap and won’t let themselves like it no matter what, and I’ll be the first to tell them not to waste their time watching the show. It’s not for them. I would actually prefer that they don’t watch it and not post negative messages in the fan forums about it. I never understood that concept. There are shows I am a fan of but don’t watch because I didn’t like what they are doing with it. And I’m talking original Japanese Toku shows. But I don’t go on forums to trash it. I think that’s really lame. As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and you are in your 20’s or older. Honestly, I’m speechless! I stay away from Teletubbie and Barney forums!"

- Steven Wang, Executive Producer of Kamen Rider Dragon Knight