American Dragon: Jake Long/Quotes

Opening theme: "Chosen One"

 * He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun,
 * He's young and fast - he's The Chosen One
 * People, we're not bragging,
 * He's the American Dragon


 * He's gonna stop his enemies
 * With his Dragon Power,
 * Dragon teeth, Dragon tail, burning Dragon fire -
 * A real live wire


 * American Dragon. He's the American Dragon


 * His skills are getting faster,
 * With grandpa the master,
 * It's destiny, what's up, G?,
 * It's showtime, baby, for the legacy


 * American Dragon


 * I'm a Dragon. I'm not bragging,
 * It's my des-ti-ny
 * I'm the magical protector of the N.Y.C
 * 'Ya heard!?

"The Legend of Dragon Tooth"

 * Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen.

"Jake Takes the Cake"

 * [Jake gets on stage and announces he's about to sing]
 * Susan: Jake, what are you doing?
 * Jake: Making a fool of myself on national TV.
 * Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that!

"The Hunted"

 * [Rose has Jake tied up and charges him]
 * Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye!
 * Jake: Rose, no!
 * Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me?
 * Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face.  [takes on human form] Rose, its me.
 * Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!
 * Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]

Unidentified Episodes

 * Huntsman: American Dragon! Prepare to become a pair of boots!


 * Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.

"Family Business"

 * Balthazar: I do what I love, and I LOVE what I do.

"Magic Enemy #1"

 * Banannas B: Bananas for Rose is what me is namin', Animal guardian's what I'm gamin'. I'm tellin' you, dawg, Yo, quit your yelpin', I'm a monkey what's into helpin'.

"Love Cruise"

 * Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!




 * Jake: Rose I my Boo After all we been throught, And a love that's taboo, Goin' on the love criu...

"Ghost Story"

 * Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!




 * Craig:: He's Chris.
 * Chris:: He's Craig.
 * Craig:: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.
 * Chris:: Not for long, you don't!

Homecoming

 * Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American Dragon's true human form.




 * Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!


 * Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]
 * Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]

Hong Kong Longs

 * [The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his plans]
 * Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villian banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!
 * Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's motion! Get him!




 * Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliche!




 * Bananas B: [sees that his side is losing] I think I'm gonna sit this one out, I'm against violence. [turns to see Fu Dog]
 * Fu Dog: Really? [chases Bananas away] Because I'm all for it!  Agoo!

Dreamscape

 * [Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]
 * Jake: Whoa! What's this?
 * Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".
 * [Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]
 * Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pantsed?