Fan Disservice/Quotes

""Remember the good times of La-Mulana. The laughs, the cries, the experiences of a wonderful adventure game before it went freaking berserk and showed me wearing a skimpy swimsuit and I got made fun of by Duracuets. What a... what a lame thing to do.""

- Deceased Crab, Let's Play La-Mulana 084: THE END

""Nothing about what you're doing is sexually appealing at all in any way. I don't know why you thought it would be.""

- Kae Serinuma (Purple-haired girl) to one of her classmates

""Alright, that's enough, Fat Bastard. As much as I like seeing Powers in agony (and I do), the thought of you naked is just gross.""

- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

""Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. A really strong stomach.""

- Matilda, Matilda

"*Takeda: Mileena...
 * Mileena: Fresh meat~...
 * Takeda: It's just not sexy when you say that."

- Takeda vs. Mileena Match Quote, Mortal Kombat X

"*SpongeBob: Sandy, I saw it! It's big... scary... and pink!
 * Sandy: So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither!"

- SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy, SpongeBob And The Worm''