Royal Pains/Awesome

"Evan: New Jersey, one. Hamptons, zero."
 * Evan--yes, Evan,--gets one in "It's Like Jamais Vu All Over Again" when he scares off a drunk guy hitting on Divya by mentioning he's from Jersey. Then when the same drunk guy tries to sucker punch him, Evan simply steps out of the way, and the drunk guy hits a trailer hard enough to dislocate his elbow.

"Hank: What happened?

Evan: (smirking) Yeah, "you want I should tell him?"

Drunk: ...I slipped."


 * Season 2 summer finale, with a Wham Ending where Boris talks Eddie into . Woah.
 * Season 2 summer finale, with a Wham Ending where Boris talks Eddie into . Woah.