Big Freaking Gun/Quotes



"Now that's a hell of a gun."

- Splattered Guard, Hot Shots Part Deux

"Motoko: "What the hell did you use?" Batou: "Your standard-issue big gun.""

- Ghost in the Shell

"If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such delibrate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind."

- Warhammer 40,000

"Kerchak: Colonel, the non-lethal weapons are tiny. It's embarrassing. Jaksmouth: I've seen the weapons the mercenaries are using. They're big. Non-regulation big, even. Kerchak: Oh yeah? Jaksmouth: On cold nights, you can fill it up with hot water and have yourself a bath."

- Schlock Mercenary

"Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world."

- LOTA, Schlock Mercenary

"We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July."

- Brian Allgeier, describing the RYNO V of Ratchet and Clank: A Crack In Time

"My Gun... Is Large."

- Overlord Tank, Command & Conquer Generals

"Say 'Hello' to my little friend!"

- Scarface

"Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!"

- Kevin Murphy, the Riff Trax of Raiders of the Lost Ark

""The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!""

- Crew Chief, Modnation Racers

"112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane."

- Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG

"(Points to M1 Garand round) This kills you. * Points to .50 cal round* This kills you and everyone else in the room!"

- Adam Savage, MythBusters

"Yelena: I wanted the BIG gun... Gun store clerk: No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it. Yelena: Because I'm a girl? Clerk: No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines."

- Transmetropolitan

"What in the bloody fucking hell is THAT, and how small do your man parts need to be to justify using it?"

- Eastwood, Exterminatus Now ("#324 – Firing Blanks At 10,000 Rounds Per Minute")