The Second Crimean War



Shortly after the breakup of the Soviet Union, ethnic-based violence led by Bohdan makes the newly-independent Ukraine start sliding into all-out civil war. Trying to survive, a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits, including a Ukrainian farm girl (Yana Korelenko, who calls herself "Yuri" when she's disguising herself as a teenage boy), a hard-bitten veteran of the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan (Iaroslav Kossak), a confused American (John Silver), and five Crimean Tatar brothers (Berkir, Veli, Inalcik, Kayyum, and Ismail Cemilev). But in a country with lost nuclear weapons just waiting to be found by anyone who comes along, things can only get more interesting... Better Than It Sounds.

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The Second Crimean War provides examples of:

 * Anime Hair: Bohdan is an example, as is Yana. The other characters tend to be more realistic.
 * Art Evolution: The style gets more realistic and detailed, and the pages become more tightly filled.
 * Blinding Bangs: Yana
 * Eloquent in My Native Tongue Played for laughs with the English-speaking John:
 * Fish Out of Water: John Silver, from Miami
 * Gargle Blaster: Iaroslav's ice-distilled vodka
 * Genius Bonus: Several.
 * Good Scars Evil Scars: subverted by Bohdan, the Big Bad, who has a small, pale, x-shaped scar on his cheekbone.
 * Noodle Incident: "Even stupider than that thing with the snowmobile and the ice-distilled vodka..."
 * Knight in Sour Armor: Iaroslav, all the way.
 * Possible War
 * Reality Is Unrealistic: Several Muslim characters drink, which is Truth in Television for some forms of Islam.
 * Scarf of Asskicking: Bohdan and Yana both have these. Bohdan's is nearly always accompanied by a Dramatic Wind.
 * Scenery Porn: Especially as the art improves.
 * Shown Their Work
 * Sliding Scale of Alternate History Plausibility -- Type I
 * Snowball Fight: Yana uses a snowball as weapon in a potentaily leathal fight.
 * Sweet Polly Oliver: Yana, in some situations
 * Sword Lines: Only with a shotgun being used as a club.
 * The Infiltration: Yana does this with the Big Bad 's army to siphon off food.
 * Well Intentioned Extremist: Bohdan and his sister Anastasiya
 * What Measure Is a Non Badass: Averted hard. For example, most of the main characters are ordinary civilians who get swept up in various events, and whether or not someone qualifies as a good guy depends on how he treats them.
 * What If: Essentially the whole premise