Beauty Is Never Tarnished/Quotes

"Women: We don't snore, we don't perspire, and we don't pass wind. If we didn't bitch, we'd explode!"

- Kathleen Madigan

"Whatever vicissitudes she may undergo, from being dashed out of her carriage to having her head shaved in a fever, she comes out of them all with a complexion more blooming and locks more redundant than ever."

- George Eliot, Silly Novels by Lady Novelists

"Not that I don't enjoy a good Cat Fight between girls every now and then... but wouldn't it totally defeat the purpose if you hurt each other's beautiful faces and bodies with knives like this? I'd suggest you go with mud wrestling."

- Rokujou Chikage, Durarara!!

""Chipped tooth? After a face plant like that, she should have a broken nose and be bleeding everywhere! But we can't have that! She has to be beautiful at all times!""

- Film Brain on Cam's face plant in Good Luck Chuck