Top Secret! (film)/Funny

As typical for a ZAZ! production, if you're not laughing every 30 seconds, it's because you're watching Top Secret! on cable and there's a commercial break.

But if you want examples of Funny Moments:
"Nick (relieved): Oh, Thank God."
 * Omar Sharif doing everything in his power to play the spy tropes serious, which only makes the movie funnier.
 * How . At least the windshield wipers still work...
 * Nick's torture at the hands of the Germans. He

"Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu. Deja Vu: Haven't we met before? Nick: I don't think so. (Deja Vu nods, but then glares at Nick like he remembered something) Du Quois: Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse."
 * The entire scene of entering the Swedish used book store (with Peter Cushing!). Filmed backward, but executed flawlessly to appear going forward (well, except for the dog).
 * When Nick and Hilary make love, they roll passionately on the floor and the camera tries to discreetly turn to a nearby fireplace. But the couple rolls into view again, forcing the camera to discreetly turn again to yet another fireplace.
 * And when they parachute with the French Resistance to rescue Hilary's father, they embrace yet again in mid-air... with yet another fireplace floating on its own parachute.
 * Skeet surfing.
 * The national anthem of East Germany.
 * Getting introduced to the French Resistance fighters.

Hillary: "I know. It all sounds like some bad movie." (Beat, as the two turn slowly toward the camera.) ""Oh, honey dumpling, I promise I'll even be nice to your momma"."
 * "How ironic! Another day and I would have completed my tunnel!"
 * And you have to see the tunnel...
 * "No, that doesn't sound like Mel Torme."
 * Nick: "Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."
 * When La Résistance is attacked in their shed, there are closeups of feet running here and there, and then, suddenly, they all start line dancing. I had to stop the movie because I was laughing so hard, for at least 10 minutes.
 * Nick and Hilary's ridiculous dance routine. A ZAZ trademark they would use in The Naked Gun and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
 * The ad-lib for the song "Spend This Night With Me".


 * UNDERWATER SALOON FIGHT. You heard me.
 * When, he picks up a rifle leaning on a tree and the tree falls over.
 * The dead carrier pigeon.