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 * Accidental Innuendo: Happens to paparatti.
 * A Good Name for a Rock Band: Bucket does this automatically.
 * Answers to The Name of God: "DAMN YOU KILLANE"
 * Artificial Brilliance: Bucket achieves this sometimes.,.
 * Artificial Stupidity: ...on the other hand
 * Comically Missing the Point:
 * njsg loses a digit.
 * Bucket, being a bot, does this occasionally.
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment: in which khmer makes a troll write a sonnet.
 * E=MC Hammer: "What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?"
 * Filk Song: "Cthulhu F'thagn!"
 * Grammar Nazi: Usually Played For Laughs.
 * khmer has a tendency.
 * billygoat (the op-bot) autokicks anyone who says "alot".
 * Hoist by His Own Petard: happened to barometz.
 * Hurricane of Euphemisms: "DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMETIMES YOU CAN COMBINE COMPUTING TERMS AND SEXUAL INNUENDO???!???!?!???!?!??!?!"
 * Hurricane of Puns:
 * "Theme is the letter P"
 * on the Pixel phone
 * another
 * concerning water dispensers
 * "al-qaeda's got talent!"
 * Hypocritical Humor: [www.xkcdb.com/1256 this].
 * Less Disturbing in Context: [www.xkcdb.com/10348 Presumably].
 * Memetic Mutation:
 * <3 thunder. (Explained here.)
 * <3 enw
 * Bananas! (There's even a bananas mode.)
 * Paranoia Gambit: done here.
 * Hit You So Hard Your X Will Feel It: Played with.
 * Shmuck Bait: happened to LogicalDash.
 * Tricking people into getting muted
 * Tactical Rock-Paper-Scissors: Mormons < Police < neighbors < Mormons
 * To the Bat Noun: batsperm and bat-compilers.
 * Your Mom: snark specializes in this. (That is, he specializes in your mom. If You Know What I Mean.)