Three Amigos/Funny

"Lucky Day: It's real. They're going... to kill us."
 * The Amigos' crying when they realize it's real.

"Lucky Day: I'll come back one day. Carmen: Why?  Lucky Day: B- because I thought... Maybe, we could... Carmen: Ohhh...! *nods in understanding*"
 * "Do you have anything to eat besides Mexican food?"
 * The Amigos' first tequila.
 * Followed up by a performance of the frilly dance number "My Little Buttercup" with the participation of terrified banditos who've mistaken them for friends of the German. Once the Amigos leave and the actual Bad Asses show up, though...
 * This subverted Crowning Moment of Heartwarming near the end:

""Tell me, Carmen, do you know what 'foreplay' is?" "No..." "Good! Neither does El Guapo.""
 * One of El Guapo's women tries to prepare Carmen for the fate that awaits her:


 * When Dusty kills the invisible swordsman by accident.