Gamera 2: Attack of Legion/Funny

"Hanatani:"What the hell is that?" Watarase:"When we first came down here, we was looking for some kind of Possum, or maybe some Raccoons, something to eat, but instead we got these little skeeters." Beat, Hanatani:"Well okay, but what the hell is that?""
 * When Honami brings Obitsu and Watarase to her home, which is part of her parents' pharmacy, her father tries to follow them. His wife nonchalantly pulls him back to the counter while still speaking to a customer, and then the second time she pulls him away from the stairs.
 * In the ADV gag dubs, there are several, from serious characters spouting complete gibberish to an adult having the voice of a child, the voice actors at ADV really had a lot of fun with this. Also, In Lake texarkana, Jay Hickman gives Watarase a voice that sounds a lot like Bill Clinton, for some reason, and most of the other voices sound like rednecks, but that's the point anyway, so...
 * Lake Texarkana:
 * During the scene where the JSDF are looking for survivors in the subway and see the Legion through binoculars.

"The General in charge:"Thank you for that report. Watarase, your turn." Watarase:"Thank you Captain Dipshit! Alright gentlemen, our enemy...is a bunch of assholes...with absolutely no regard for our creature comforts. In other words, if we let them run ramrod, we're screwed! So for the sake of all of us, we gotta kick their asses [points to two location markers on a map] with the help of these red dots.""
 * At the strategy meeting.

"General:"Speed and direction, corporal?""
 * In the outtakes:
 * The General is saying his lines, but he has the voice of a child (who sounds like Alphonse Elric, to be honset).

"Hanatani:"It's Gamera sir. He's going to fight the big one. He's going to need our help!" General:"And why would we help a monster?" Hanatani:"Because I love him!""
 * Another one, with normal voices.