FreakAngels

"23 years ago, twelve strange children were born in England at exactly the same moment. 6 years ago, the world ended. This is the story of what happened next."

FreakAngels is a Web Comic written by Warren Ellis, author of Nextwave/Transmetropolitan, transhumanist and noted Crazy Awesome British person, with art by Paul Duffield.

Set six years after apocalyptic flooding destroys modern civilization (at least in Great Britain), the story follows the self-styled "FreakAngels" - a dozen 23-year-olds born at the exact same moment, all with purple eyes, pale skin and an array of mental powers that include telekinesis, telepathy, mind control, and unique individual gifts.

The comic is set in the London district of Whitechapel, now flooded with a good 20 feet of water, and populated by refugees. The FreakAngels are essentially in charge. They're responsible for the steam-powered machines that purify water, the scavenging of artifacts from the pre-flood days, defense against raiders from other neighborhoods, and general enforcement of order. But the raids are getting bolder, the population of Whitechapel is growing too large for their jury-rigged equipment to feed, and the exiled twelfth FreakAngel is looking for revenge on his old family.

Ellis and Duffield turned out six full-color pages a week; it ended at 144 episodes (six volumes of the paper edition) on August 5, 2011. It can be seen here.

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This comic provides examples of:
"KK: - fucking torture chamber, Kait!
 * After the End
 * Particularly notable is that the FreakAngels caused the end. One of their main motivations for protecting Whitechapel is to make up for it.
 * A God Am I: Luke's general attitude towards the package, believing that he is part of the "master race" and that having power means he should be able to use it on "lesser souls". Connor hints that this attitude is the primary reason behind his Jerkass tendencies.
 * Alphabetical Theme Naming: All the FreakAngels' names contain the letter K or at the very least a hard C.
 * Anything That Moves / Polyamory: Sirkka
 * Appropriated Appellation: The FreakAngels used to be called, among other things, "mutant freaks" and "angels of destruction."
 * Arson Murder and Jaywalking: When Kait shows the FreakAngels her potential new jail:
 * Arson Murder and Jaywalking: When Kait shows the FreakAngels her potential new jail:

Karl: You can read fucking minds, Kait, so why are you operating the Whitechapel wing of Abu Fucking Ghraib over there -

Arkady: It smells of poo!"

"Arkady: Do you know what that was, Luke? That was exactly one second of my overdose experience when we were fifteen. If you ever do something like this again, I am going to give you five minutes of that."
 * Ascended Fangirl: Kait, who grew up on cop shows and has appointed herself the chief of police for Whitechapel.
 * : The ending heavily implies that
 * Back Alley Doctor: Miki. Each of the FreakAngels is a self-taught but very competent back-alley specialist in a different area. Their power "package" let them master their professions by reading the minds of experts.
 * Back From the Dead: Mark was thought dead early on, and came back. Two characters Another may have done it more than once. In fact, some characters posit that
 * Badass: Jack and Kait can kick ass without their powers, being a salvager/explorer and policeman respectively.
 * Badass Normal: Alice gets dubbed an "Honorary FreakAngel" on her first day in town, mostly for keeping her cool when Whitechapel comes under attack.
 * A week later, she proves her badassery when she
 * The Beautiful Elite: The FreakAngels are all fairly attractive with their perfect white skin and exotic eye & hair colours. The otherworldly look makes them even more distinct from everyone else, additional to their powers and own moral code. That most other humans are often starved or otherwise ill helps too.
 * Bedmate Reveal: The first episode.
 * Berserk Button:
 * KK's real name sets her off like nothing else.
 * Also, insulting Arkady's best friend when he's Given that Arkady is a mentally unstable Cloudcuckoolander who has repeatedly demonstrated what she's capable of in the past (see Beware the Nice Ones below), Jack was lucky just to get off with a short, sharp Reason You Suck Speech.
 * Beware the Nice Ones:

"Karl: If you think I'm kissing you in front of this shower of bastards you're fucking insane."
 * Big Damn Kiss:  SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * Bishounen/Bifauxnen: Most of the FreakAngels are fairly attractive, and it can be somewhat hard to tell their exact gender for some of them. Arkady and Karl are even hard to tell apart in a couple of panels, despite being opposite genders, due to their shaved heads(and Arkady's general flat-chestedness).
 * Brain Bleach: This is one among the many FreakAngel powers. It is applied (usually by Sirrka) to the traumatized people they encounter in Whitechapel. In the case that happens "on-screen" she doesnt even ask if the girl actually WANTS her brain bleached. In this case and others it seems the Freakangels apply brain bleach not just out of mercy, but also to keep their powers secret.
 * The Freakangels are often treated to Too Much Information from their friends, invoking this trope. See the Perverse Sexual Lust entry below.
 * This is also poor Connor's reaction to reaching his Too Much Information limit for one day. This scene came very soon after a very similar reveal concerning his Mother. "No No NO That is not an interesting fact and I dont want it in my head".
 * both get their brains, if not Bleached, then at least thoroughly laundered. It makes them less crazy, but not much more pleasant.
 * Brick Joke: The comic begins with KK waking up to discover she screwed a kid from Lambeth. In Episode 8, it's mentioned that Arkady had been in the market the previous week predicting the future. One prediction was that KK would shag someone from Lambeth. See Mad Oracle, below.
 * Alice was introduced in the second episode of the comic. In the second-to-last episode,
 * Bullying a Dragon: Hunting down a group of teenagers, who can blow up stuff with their minds and deflect artillery strikes, was bound to end up badly. Especially if said children would love to be left alone. Cue
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Arkady has Cloudcuckoolander tendencies and is hard to take seriously, but she's by far the strongest and most skilled user of the FreakAngels powers.
 * Butt Monkey: Luke. In one day, he gets punched and crotch-stomped by Kirk, pistol-whipped by Jack, and Arkady Mind Rapes him (see Beware the Nice Ones above), leaving him crying in the fetal position on the floor in a puddle of his own urine. A week later, he gets whacked in the face by Alice, curb-stomped by Sirkka and Caz, chained up in Kait's dungeon, shot in both legs by Kirk, blasted by Alice's shotgun, and finally Not that he didn't deserve it.
 * After he ,
 * Came Back Strong:
 * Chekhov's Gun: Connor tells Alice in Episode 33 that she'll probably never meet an American. By the end,
 * City of Flooded Streets
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Arkady, attributed to brain damage from a drug overdose and generally spending her spare time pushing the limits of her brain.
 * Cluster F Bomb: Miki, here.
 * Combo Platter Powers: Every FreakAngel can use telepathy to talk to the others, read minds, see through someone else's eyes, and project their own thoughts and memories. They can use telekinesis in a variety of ways, from deflecting bullets to causing explosions. They regenerate from serious injury and can go for weeks without food, water, or sleep. Together, they can freeze time, reshape wood on the cellular level, reverse the chemical reaction of expended gunpowder on the molecular level and build time moats.
 * Lampshaded by Arkady, who apparently spends much of her time developing new tricks, such as teleportation.
 * , considering that Mark survived having an ice pick driven into his brain,.
 * It's hinted (and possible, within the realm of pseudo-science) that all their powers are simply manipulations of an incredibly potent personal electromagnetic field.
 * AT Fields?
 * Crazy Survivalist: Kait has aspects with this, which clashes oddly with her role as Whitechapel's self-appointed constable.
 * Death Glare: Arkady manages an impressive (and terrifying) one here.
 * Embarrassing First, Middle and Last Name: KK, or should I say ? It Gets Worse - Who The Fook Names Their Kid ?
 * Fantastic Racism: Against people from Lambeth.
 * Face Heel Turn: Mark is a rather tragic example. . Luke also seems to have had one sometime in the past (though admittedly he had some Jerkass tendencies in the flashbacks).
 * Gorn: Forget the below-mentioned Your Head Asplode - We've got Your TORSO A-splode! Not to mention the loving rendition of shattering bones and tearing flesh...
 * Groin Attack: Poor, poor Jack...
 * The Heart: Connor is the most compassionate and empathetic of the group. The others tend to think of him as rather useless (unlike the others, he doesn't have a unique specialty power, and he seems to be the weakest), but they do admit that he's generally the one who's managed to keep them working together (and the idea that they've started killing each other is enough to make Connor want to leave forever). Consequentially
 * Heel Face Brainwashing:
 * Heterosexual Life Partners / Ho Yay: Kirk and Karl seem to only be able to stand each other, and kept the secret to themselves, and despite their many interactions have the rare accomplishment of never fighting with one another. Though they don't get much focus, it's implied rather heavily they share a strong bond.
 * As of episode 139, it's heavily implied that they're either an item or are at least considering it.

"Kait: I fucking loved Quincy. In fact, I would have done Quincy, so less of your lip.
 * Humans Are White: A side effect of the "package" is pale skin and purple eyes, which even Carolyn (black), Miki (Asian), and KK (possibly part Islander) have.
 * Ineffectual Loner: Jack is constantly called out on this. His tendency to go off on his own is seen as him shirking his emotional responsibilities.
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Cruelly subverted. Jack is in love with Sirkka and doesn't approve of her polyamorous ways, but rather than object, he just stays away from her. This makes Sirkka, who loves him back, absolutely miserable.
 * Jack the Ripper: A murder in Book 3 is done seemingly as a tribute to Jack the Ripper, using the same modus operandi (slashed throat, mutilated stomach) in the same location (Whitechapel).
 * Jerkass: Luke in particular, but all of the FreakAngels to an extent. Lampshaded by Connor, who points out that they really are all a bunch of evil arseholes who can do nothing but yell at each other and fuck up.
 * Katanas Are Just Better: Summarily deconstructed by Kaitlyn.
 * Kick the Son of A Bitch: Mixed with Pay Evil Unto Evil and a bit of Squick - this page and the following ones. May induce Fridge Logic on Page 4.
 * Let's Get Dangerous: A wordless example here. In one panel, the FreakAngels snap from a bunch of bickering kids to the psychic hive mind that punched a hole in reality.
 * Mad Oracle: A referenced Noodle Incident in which Arkady randomly predicted three people dying and KK shagging a kid from Lambeth, then developed short-term amnesia and forgot the entire event.
 * An alternative explanation is that this foreshadows a future plot line. In the scene were Arkady says she doesn't remember visiting the market, she also talks about how she's considering the possibility of time travel. The implication seems to be that the Arkady who made the predictions in the marketplace might have been Arkady traveling back from some point in the future.
 * Magic Skirt: KK. Her skirt is about twice as wide as a belt and made from some ruffly material, but the Panty Shot proves elusive.
 * Mind Control Eyes: Not always used - people that  don't show this, but the girl that   does have them.
 * Mind Over Manners: A recurring and frequent source of drama.
 * Mind Rape: One of the FreakAngel powers.
 * Mood Whiplash: Luke's rant here and here. Given a callback of sorts here.
 * Moral Event Horizon: In the Freakangels' minds, brainwashing people; this is discussed in-universe several times. Oddly, they don't have any rules to deal with violence, and is never punished for
 * More Than Mind Control: Sirkka's method of helping abuse victims. It includes physical clean-up and healing as well as a few Fake Memories to account for lost time. Some other FreakAngels don't agree with wiping the victim's memories, but Sirkka's reasons for doing so are undeniably benevolent.
 * Ms. Fanservice:
 * KK, possibly with a dose of Author Appeal. She also appears on the cover of both print volumes, and all the promotional material for the comic.
 * Arkady also tends to wear see-through clothing.
 * Lampshaded when a character asks Arkady to at least wear panties. She's been wearing underwear for a good long while now, though they are still visible through her skirt.
 * Sirkka, due to her...amorous ways.
 * Particularly when her package upgrade occurs with her naked and writhing on her bed.
 * My God What Have I Done:
 * In Episode 0122, appears to be having one of these moments,.
 * Evidently, this is the reason for
 * Near Death Experience: Apparently.
 * Neologism: "Wazzock", via Arkady.
 * Actually, that's just a Briticism.
 * Nice Job Breaking It Hero:
 * Not So Different: Connor frequently lampshades that every FreakAngel is as much of a Jerkass as Luke and Mark.
 * Oh Crap: Teleportation's a bitch.
 * Only Six Faces: The FreakAngels all look a lot alike. This is a deliberate facet of the story; Ellis has stated that the core idea of the comic is "what if the Midwich Cuckoos survived, grew up, and then fucked up?". The Midwich Cuckoos are famous for, among other things, all looking exactly the same. That being said, some of the character designs have changed noticeably since the beginning. Compare KK then with KK now, for instance.
 * The Ophelia: Arkady.
 * Person of Mass Destruction: Any single FreakAngel can completely dominate a person's mind or tearing them apart telekinetically, and can shield himself against small arms fire. Two or three working in concert can demolish buildings, blast apart small armies, and cause large explosions, as well as protecting themselves from heavy machine guns and artillery.
 * Perverse Sexual Lust: Regarding Quincy, M.E., a detective drama from the 80s...

Miki: You would have...

Kait: He was a crimefighting genius and he always had hot young chicks on his boat. Quincy's cock was a foot long."

"Kait: You're confessing to murder. Two people just confessed murder to me in the same minute. Why aren't I happy? I swear I had masturbation fantasies about this.
 * It gets worse:

Karl: Oh, Christ, Kait! Too much information! Is this my punishment? I have to think about you in an interrogation cell in front of a weeping criminal and rubbing one out?

Kait: [lip bite]... And then Quincy walks in.

Karl: Aaaaaah!"


 * Karl later asks Arkady to wipe that conversation from his mind. He's probably joking.
 * Sand in My Eyes: In Episode 0122 starts to cry after giving a speech where he admits what a terrible person he's been. Upon realizing this, he comments "Something's wrong with my eye."
 * Secret Keeper: Alice is the only person in Whitechapel who knows that the FreakAngels really have superpowers.
 * Shout Out: The afterlife apparently does not include Satan and his little wizards.
 * Steampunk / Ocean Punk: KK has a steam helicopter, not to mention the steam-powered, crank-operated Gatling gun.
 * Tears of Blood: These start showing up
 * There Are No Therapists: Played with. Sirkka is the local equivalent of a psychologist and helps abuse victims and people Mind Raped by Mark. Her own love life, on the other, hand is a total mess. Other FreakAngels are not much better with the group consisting of The Ophelia, an Ineffectual Loner, a Knight Templar, a guy driven crazy by his own guilt, A God Am I wannabe and a few other dysfunctional personality types. Some hide it better than others. At the end they all get a quick therapy from of all people. and  is fixed on his own request. Even  seems to be much more sane. It is implied that their problems didn’t magically disappear, but they will eventually get over their issues with some love and hard work. Freakangels are True Companions after all.
 * Throat Light: Although the Freakangels have glowing eyes whenever they use their powers, at the times that they're really doing something powerful, usually together, this trope applies.
 * Totally Radical
 * Arkady: "I can has vodka."
 * KK: "All your forthcoming bone fractures are belong to us."
 * Traumatic Superpower Awakening
 * True Companions: Freakangels before the catastrophe. After this event most of them got their own issues and the group broke apart.
 * Unexplained Recovery: "I don't want to say 'I got better' because it's a rotten cliche, but..."
 * Webcomic Time: In the first 13 months of its run, the comic covered a grand total of one day. Then there was a one-week Time Skip, and the following two years have covered another day.
 * We Will Use Wiki Words in The Future: Or at least our psychic twentysomething overlords will.
 * Also LO Lcats and other internet memes; see Totally Radical above.
 * What the Hell Hero: Sirkka for her More Than Mind Control method of helping abuse victims, Kait for keeping a prison/torture chamber, and later.
 * Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys: KK's "bike" helicopter, Jack's steam-boat and the steam-powered Gatling Guns.
 * Wrench Wench: KK and Caz.
 * Your Head Asplode: Another of the FreakAngels' powers. Presumably the judicious application of telekinesis or a force field. Seen in a recent flashback.
 * Your Mom: Kait to Connor here, with epic follow-up here.
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Arkady, at 14. Grade A. Behold.
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Arkady, at 14. Grade A. Behold.