Fish Story



In the year 1975, before there was the Sex Pistols, there was...Gekirin.

Punk before Punk ever hit the mainstream, they signed a contract, recorded one album, and then disappeared off the face of the Earth.

Fast forward to 2012. A comet is fast approaching Earth, with 100-meter waves expected to sweep across the world once it impacts. Mankind is doomed.

Or is it?

On the streets of Tokyo, a single record store remains open, its sole clerk calmly insistent to the two customers who stop in that the world will be saved, by the title song of a record nobody's ever heard of.

And he's absolutely right.

This 2009 Japanese Film is the story of how.


 * Anachronic Order: Vaguely. The movie skips from 1975 to 1982 to 1999 to 2009 and back to 1975 and then briefly in the credits back to the 1940's--but regularly returns to 2012 in between.
 * Blind Idiot Translation: In-Universe, the book that inspires the titular song.
 * Butterfly Effect: Okay! In 1975, the song "Fish Story" is recorded, thus saving the world and civilization as we know it.
 * Chef of Iron: The Champion of Justice.
 * Collapsed Mid-Speech: Shigeki's girlfriend does this twice--the first time, she doesn't even manage to say anything before she collapses, drunk, and later finds herself making a mad dash to the bathroom in mid-tirade.
 * Dissonant Serenity: The record store clerk never loses his cool at all, even with the rest of the world preparing for the end. Also, the Champion of Justice qualifies.
 * Executive Meddling: When Gekirin finally get signed, they find their music being softened up, slowed down, with keyboards and tambourines added in after the fact. Not that any of this helps them sell.
 * Five-Man Band:
 * The Hero: Shigeki
 * The Lancer: Ryoji
 * The Big Guy: Tetsuya
 * The Smart Guy: Okazaki
 * The Chick: Goro
 * Good Parents: The unnamed Champion of Justice got Tough Love, certainly, but the Training Montage we see places his parents as loving even as his father tries to make him the brave hero
 * Hope Spot: In 2009, the Champion of Justice frees himself from being tied up, rises and begins The Slow Walk toward the remaining cultists. As he fades into white, we see the onlookers flinch as a series of gunshots unload.
 * Jerkass: The guy with the wheelchair/cane who goes into the record store at the beginning of the movie. A former con artist and cult leader (who is heavily implied to have used the cult to bilk money out of people), he's almost gleeful that the world is going to end and everyone is going to die, because he'll never have to pay for his misdeeds (and also that he proved his fellow cult leaders wrong when they thought the world was going to end in 2009 and he thought it would end in 2012)
 * Karma Houdini: The Nietzsche Wannabe visitor to the record store certainly considers himself this. He's dying of cancer, lived his life as a con man and scoundrel, living the last decade in a party of borrowed money...
 * Kick the Dog: He even takes a moment in the beginning to knock over a series of bicycles on the way down the street. And none of it matters, he reasons, since everyone's going to die in a few hours anyway.
 * Let's Get Dangerous: The Champion of Justice was introduced as a pastry chef. Minutes later, he's taking on cult terrorists unarmed and not even dropping the pie he was carrying.
 * Multinational Team: the team that . It's an Indian rocket, the team leader appears to be Scandanavian, another team member has a Spanish last name, a third team member is East Asian, and a fourth   is Japanese
 * Nameless Narrative: Mostly. Until the 1975 flashback, we only get one character named from one of four separate series of events.
 * Only a Flesh Wound: Played entirely straight with the Chef of Iron. His shoulder wound doesn't count as an injury, the bullet went right through!
 * Saved by the Phlebotinum: Guess.
 * Shout-Out / Take That: the American plan to destroy the asteroid which failed is pretty blatantly based on a certain Michael Bay movie. It's even called Project Armageddon
 * Teen Genius: the high school girl from the 2009 section apparently is one, given that she had to have only been a few years into a college degree when she was recruited  in 2012
 * Those Two Guys: Two of the college students from 1982 appear again in the relatively brief 1999 segment.
 * Took a Level in Badass: The driver from 1982 finally stands up for himself
 * Word Salad Lyrics: As a result of Blind Idiot Translation, above.