Physical God/Quotes

"You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said "The Super-man exists and he is American," what I said was "God exists and he is American." Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane."

- The complete Watchmen quote, added to provide context

"I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have seen events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all, but you... You are a Man. And this world's smartest man means no more to me than its smartest termite."

- Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

"I'm reading up on the existence of an omnipresent, all-powerful being . . . Now to get back to Superman."

- Oliver, Wee Pals

"After the pre-battle tintinnabulation is completed, please stare in pure, unadulterated horror and ominous presentiment at what is unequivocally the best and most versatile Pokémon in the game. Dare not incur Arceus's divine wrath, or else the consequences shall be severe and merciless, and life shall become but an evanescent wisp."

- Smogon, introducing Arceus for its competitive analysis

"Asura: You've done enough. The world is not yours to control.
 * On the contrary, I created it."

- Asura's Wrath

"Mess with me, you mess with omnipotence. And by omnipotence, I mean a giant hand that can carry shit."

- Cheeseball IV's Let's Play of Black and White