Sex Is Evil/Quotes

"A chastity belt is a harness that is made to fit around the waist, blocking access to the naughty parts, thus preventing sex. Kinda like wearing a Star Trek belt."

- Cracked.com, "The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage"

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!"

- Coach Carr, Mean Girls

""I don't know why but I always find I sympathize a lot less with characters after they lose their virginity.""

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, on No More Heroes 2