Mortal Komedy/Funny


 * From Episode 1, when Liu Kang tries to get Smoke to get up and save the world. Smoke tries to light a blunt, only for the lighter to inexplicably explode in his face.

"Shang Tsung: Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage, I thought Reptile would have killed you!
 * Shang Tsung attempting to pose as Rayden in front of Johnny Cage and Sub-Zero:

Johnny Cage: What? How'd you know Reptile was here?

Shang Tsung: Oh, well, cause....you know, I'm the God of um...Thunder, I think. (beat)

Sub-Zero: WHAT?"

"Shang Tsung: Anyway, I'm...glad that you're alive, I guess. Very happy that...idiot Reptile couldn't do a simple task by KILLING YOU TWO RETARDS!
 * Which is followed later by Shang throwing a temper tantrum:

Sub-Zero: Wow, Raiden, coming from a lesser God, "retard" is a complement.

Shang Tsung: Yeah, "complement". Doesn't mean "retard" or anything. Retarded little retards. RETARDS! RETARDS! RETARDS!!!"

"Johnny Cage: Raiden, have some respect! It's "mentally challenged.""
 * Which then leads to:

"Rayden (Shang Tsung): Do you trust me?
 * This:

Johnny Cage: Yeah!

Sub-Zero: Nooooooo.

Rayden (Shang Tsung): WHAT?!"


 * Raiden giving Liu Kang a No Holds Barred Beatdown for interfering with his piano.


 * The Reveal that Shao Kahn has really let himself go.

"Sub-Zero (to Raiden): What were we supposed to do, play songs on your stupid keyboard? *snatches keyboard* My name is Raiden, God of Useless! Why am I even ALIVE?!"
 * This exchange, from Episode 3:

"Shao Kahn: WHAAAAAT?!!"
 * The Big Lipped Alligator Moment where Shao Kahn discusses Kitana's possible High Heel Face Turn with Shang Tsung, only for the latter to fart with a big grin on his face.


 * When Raiden and Shao Kahn discuss the Mortal Kombat tournament, Kahn offers to pair up Blanka vs. Ryu.

"Rayden: That wasn't very niiiiiice, you twoooooooo."
 * Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage fantasizing about killing Liu Kang before throwing him out of the house. Raiden then scolds them.


 * Batman playing his theme song on the piano in the Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe video.
 * Later on, Smoke takes on Alfred. It's revealed later that he loses.