Merry Gentry

Merry Gentry is the title character of an erotic fantasy series by US writer Laurell K. Hamilton, best-known for her previous series Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter. Since 2000, she has been alternating between the two series, publishing eight Merry Gentry novels as of 2009.

The series follows Merry Gentry, the partially human-partially brownie Sidhe Princess of the Unseelie Court. Growing up in an Alternate History of Earth where faeries immigrated en masse to America in Thomas Jefferson's era, she is attempting to become pregnant as part of a convoluted scheme to keep her insane cousin off the throne. Occasionally, Merry Gentry receives supernatural powers from her love affairs and solves fairy-related crimes.

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 * Anime Hair: All the men have long, flowing, and gorgeous locks as a general rule.
 * All Myths Are True
 * Aristocrats Are Evil: Oh hell, and how!
 * Anything That Moves: Merry Gentry is heterosexual but has little discrimination in her lovers. It's an Aesop that Merry is trying to deliver to her own people that at one time they were not held to a human standard of beauty, nor human sexual mores. She beds a number of goblins, and members of the Sluagh. At first, even Merry had a hard time with Sholto's "extras", but by the later books she has become comfortable with them.
 * Biggus Dickus: Rather notable in many cases.
 * Body Horror: The Hand of Flesh. Also, goblins are a whole race with elements of this.
 * Bottomless Pit: The sithen has one.
 * Cannot Have Sex Ever: Obviously leads to...
 * Chaste Hero: Oddly enough, a literal curse inflicted upon the Queen's Ravens for centuries.
 * Coitus Uninterruptus: In Divine Misdemeanors Merry and the gang hear a woman scream from another part of the house. Merry and Sholto pause to have sex before going to investigate.
 * Cold Iron: Any iron (steel will do, too) can disrupt simple enchantments. Merry wears a clip-on steel-handle folding knife inside her bra, so it is in contact with her skin, as a protection from hostile magics (and as a hidden backup weapon, of course).
 * Creepy Uncle:.
 * Dark Is Not Evil: A central theme of the series and, heck, personified in Doyle.
 * Death of the Old Gods: Many of the Sidhe were well-known Pagan gods, but lost their worshipers to Christianity. This marked the beginning of their decline in power. Sidhe draw power from such worship, and are therefore forbidden to set themselves up as gods as part of the treaty with Jefferson. Furthermore, the older Sidhe have referred to the Elder Gods and Firblogs, which implies that there may have been even Older Old Gods, that the Sidhe didn't just Put on a Bus to Another Dimension, but actually Killed Off for Real.
 * Deadly Decadent Court: Tyrannical queen, Evil Prince, lavish balls--the Unseelie Court checks all the boxes.
 * The Seelie Court is no better it's just less energetic.
 * Deus Ex Machina
 * Deus Sex Machina: Literally done on several occasions.
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Justified.
 * Duel to the Death
 * Expy: In almost every respect, Merry is really a less sexually uptight fairy version of Anita Blake.
 * Eldritch Abomination: One of the early incarnations of the Wild Hunt and the sluagh is a many-tentacled, toothy amorphous horror that drives humans mad, consumes souls, etc. There's a fluffier one hanging from the ceiling of the sluagh's sithen who Merry helps make a child from wild magic.
 * Everybody Lives: Appears to be headed for this--the author has admitted that she hates killing off characters.
 * Extra Parent Conception: Merry eventually gets pregnant with twins, and the twins have three fathers each.
 * Fantastic Arousal: Sholto. They're called "Naughty" Tentacles for a reason.
 * Fantastic Caste System: Not so fantastic for the goblin shock troops, or the domestic-slave brownies.
 * Fashion Dissonance: Justified because the immortal fey have birth dates separated by up to thousands of years, and they usually stick to the fashion of their youth.
 * Fate Worse Than Death: Andais is very, very creative.
 * Feuding Families
 * Finger-Snap Lighter: Doyle can do this with his Green Flames of Death.
 * Fisher King: The ruler of a sithen determines just how lively and fertile it is.
 * Fur and Loathing: Merry pitches a little hissy fit when she has to wear an ogre-fur coat -- though not before she admires how "lovely" she looks in it.
 * Good People Have Good Sex: Relatively. Good people are a bit kinky by human standards. On the other hand, all the evil people are vicious sadomasochistic necrophiliac rapists.
 * Good Powers, Bad People: The Seelie. Big time.
 * A God Is You: Since the fey are deities, there's a number of them within the books. Merry Gentry herself is descended from a number of fertility deities.
 * One of the first deities revealed is.
 * Another Merry Gentry ally in.
 * Recently,  was revealed to be the god Nodons.
 * Maybe more of an Elemental than a god, but.
 * The jury is still out on.
 * God Save Us From the Queen: Queen Andais is pretty much pure evil.
 * Gorgeous Period Dress: Andais likes a good party, and Laurell K Hamilton likes to describe what every single character is wearing. Down to the silver thread stitching the tunic together.
 * The Fair Folk: Pretty much everyone. These are not your wish-granting, glitter-dusting kind of fairies either; most of them are of the haunt your nightmares, seduce your women and eat your babies variety.
 * Half-Human Hybrid: Only Merry is part human, but since the narration is from the Sidhe perspective, the Sidhe hybrids function the same way.
 * Merry Gentry is a Half-Brownie-Half-Human/Half-Sidhe hyrbid herself.
 * Doyle is a partially Pooka Sidhe.
 * Kitto is a Snake Goblin/Sidhe.
 * Sholto is Nightflyer/Sidhe.
 * The list goes on and on.
 * Hollywood Homely: In-universe. Merry is an alabaster-skinned, green-eyed knockout by any human standard, but her race is composed of the supernaturally tall and willowy. Her short, busty figure does not match the Sidhe ideal, and is a blatant reminder of her mixed heritage. Though some had always found her attractive, she really becomes the Fey's Most Eligible Bachelorette when she's up for the throne, as political ambition can spackle over a lot of flaws.
 * I Gave My Word: Break your oath and the sluagh will come and get you.
 * IKEA Erotica: LKH is tamer than you'd think.
 * Incest Is Relative: The fey have a Dark Ages understanding of genetics, and typical deity-like attitudes towards incest. Merry--as the first fey to go to university--is the first to realize this has consequences, and she delivers a tearful rant to Mauve about how the Unseelie have for centuries taken those children rejected by the Seelie court for deformities or magical inadequacy, while the Seelie's ignorance, negligence and prejudice was the cause all along. To be fair, the Unseelie were just as bad about screwing their siblings, but they never reject children, as a rule.
 * Interspecies Romance: Way too many to keep straight.
 * Intimate Healing: Mostly as a side effect of Merry's sexual magic.
 * I Am Not Left-Handed: TA DA! Merry's got a second Hand of Power, bitches!
 * Law of Inverse Fertility: All of the Sidhe want to have children. Not everyone gets to.
 * Light Is Not Good: There's a reason the Seelie ruler is the King of Light and Illusion.
 * Les Yay: Maeve and Merry have...an interlude.
 * Loyal Phlebotinum: Magical items of Faerie -- that have been lost for centuries -- keep appearing around Merry, and ones that supposedly lost their magic are coming to life in her hands.
 * The Magic Comes Back: Apparently Merry having sex with various men is reviving Faerie. It's as silly as it sounds.
 * Magic Genetics: Merry's each have, which would give them 200% genetic material.
 * This is made doubly hilarious because the author often boasts about her "biology major."
 * My Girl Is a Slut: Her boyfriends need to share her and are entirely happy with the arrangement of her being with 14 or so men in a row.
 * Naughty Tentacles: Sholto.
 * New Powers as the Plot Demands
 * No Bisexuals: Strongly, Strongly, Averted.
 * No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Dine
 * Taranis wants Merry to come to a dinner party waaaaaay too much.
 * When Merry first returns to Faerie (and her Evil Aunt), she's half-expecting this, but it turns out to be more like Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu??
 * No OSHA Compliance: I'll see your Bottomless Pit and raise you some carnivorous roses and a building that occasionally remodels itself.
 * No Social Skills: Merry ocassionally uses Obfuscating Rudeness to cut to the chase with the habitually secretive Sidhe, using the excuse that she was raised and educated among humans. Few realize that she should know better, having been coached in high court etiquette since birth.
 * The Oathbreaker:
 * Cel has broken his oath. It's a huge scandal because among the fey this carries a death sentence, but everyone is so afraid of his mother that they don't do anything about it.
 * Merry also becomes head of the Wild Hunt for a night in order to punish an oath-breaker.
 * The fey of Merry's world are gods and creatures culled from European mythology. For various reasons, the oldest of them are often extremely vague as to their actual age. But their memories (and possibly lifespans) have been confirmed to predate Christ by several hundred years.
 * Older Than They Think: In-universe. Occassionally Merry will question an older fey for underreacting, or reacting differently than she expected. They usually remind her that in several hundred years of living, they've seen most of it before.
 * Our Elves Are Better: They are even better than each other.
 * Playing with Fire: Doyle's hand of power is a green flame. It's notable for being fatal even to Sidhe because it will proliferate and consume the victim.
 * Prophecy Twist: Try to identify the "Green Man" and "Princess of Flesh and Blood."
 * In a twistier twist than usual, Cel was right about Merry being the aforementioned Princess. But while he thought the seer was referring to her mortal blood, it turns out she was referring to her hands of power.
 * Pals with Jesus: The Goddess likes her little chats with Merry.
 * Puberty Superpower: Most fey come into their powers as teenagers, often a result of sex or a ritual; Merry turns out to be a very late bloomer, coming into her power in her thirties.
 * Really Gets Around: This is justified, as Merry Gentry is trying to conceive a child and her powers are based on sex.
 * Rhetorical Request Blunder: Merry Gentry is Genre Savvy, and subverts this by always phrasing herself carefully around the Fey. Unfortunately, the Sithen appears to read and obey her thoughts.
 * Screw Destiny: More like politely declining destiny's offer.
 * And then destiny comes back and offers other things. Destiny is very polite in the Merry Gentry 'verse.
 * Arguably the entire point of the series..
 * Selkies and Wereseals: Merry's lover Roane Finn is a selkie who's had his skin taken away from him, but after sleeping with her he regains his skin and can transform into a seal again.
 * Shapeshifting Lover: Again, way too many to keep straight, though Sholto and Doyle are the most obvious.
 * Shapeshifting Squick: Due to above. Look into the anatomy of some of them.
 * Sealed Evil in a Can: The Nameless.
 * Take a Third Option: Merry does this a lot.
 * Terminally Dependent Society: The "essence of faerie" is a sort of magical Phlebotinum that the Lesser Fey cannot live without. Even the Sidhe will find themselves terminally depressed and magically reduced without it. This makes banishment from Faerie a Fate Worse Than Death, and it is the reason no one expected Merry would just up and leave.
 * The Older Immortal: Rhys
 * The Unfavorite: Take a guess.
 * The Unmasqued World
 * This Is Your Brain on Evil: Apparently, Taranis used to be good for "a few beers and a drunken brawl." You know, a few thousand years ago.
 * Trans Nature: Many people who want to be sidhe mimic them by dying their hair an unnatural red or getting plastic surgery to get their ears pointed. The latter is laughed at by real sidhe because only half breeds have pointed ears.
 * Values Dissonance: In-universe case. Faeries are, as a rule, pretty promiscuous, so presumably they would be okay with marital infidelity, right? Wrong. For them, an oath is a very Serious Business, and consequently sidhe were very much displeased with some humans' relaxed attitude to marriage vows.
 * Van Helsing Hate Crimes: Poor, misunderstood Unseelie.
 * Villain with Good Publicity: Taranis
 * Why Couldn't You Be Different? Why couldn't you be a sadistic, power-hungry tyrant like your Aunt, Merry?
 * Will Not Tell a Lie: Lying is a capital offense among the fey, though they have such silver tongues after centuries of not lying that they can convince you the sky is green and the grass is blue.