Misplaced Wildlife/Quotes

""William Shakespeare -- Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer""

- Brows Held High Regarding the french lion in As You Like It

"Sayid: No, polar bears don't live near this far south. Boone: This one does. Sawyer: Did. It did. Kate: (to Sawyer) Where did that come from? Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?"

- Lost, "Pilot, Part 2''

""A tiger in Africa...?" "Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo.""

- Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

""Why are there moose in Virginia?""

- The Nostalgia Chick, reviewing Pocahontas

"Yes, I like to see a tiger From the Congo or the Niger, And especially when lashing of his tail!"

- W. S. Gilbert, The Mikado

"Stan: Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps. Guybrush: Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean! Stan: Oh, shut up. It makes a good story."

- The Secret of Monkey Island