Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot/Film

"Martian: The people of Earth do not realize that Santa Claus has been kidnapped by Martians. Tom Servo: You do realize what you just said."
 * RoboCop.
 * One Eyed Monster: Killer Alien Penis that actually originally belonged to Ron Jeremy.
 * Hard Rock Zombies has a zombie heavy metal band fighting a sex cult led by Adolf Hitler.
 * Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Kung Fu Jesus, Lesbian Vampires, one bisexual vampire, and a Mexican wrestler. And a jazz singer named Blind Jimmy Leper, who sings (mostly) unintelligibly about Star Wars.
 * Snakes on a Plane combines, obviously, snakes with planes, throws Samuel L. Jackson into the mix, and gives us the premise right there in the title as the cherry on top. And copious swearing!
 * Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery has Dr. Evil expressing a desire for "sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams on their heads." In the 3rd film, he actually gets them.
 * Grindhouse takes this to previously unseen levels. It's a double feature of faux-ExploitationFilms, with some trailers for imaginary movies sandwiched in between.
 * Hobo With a Shotgun: Exactly What It Says on the Tin. He fights crime, including a paedophile Santa Claus.
 * Machete: A Mexican day-labourer turned assassin played by Danny Trejo strapping a chaingun to the front of his motorcycle and killing enormous hordes of bad guys. (Now being made into a real film)
 * Planet Terror: A gogo dancer with a machine gun/grenade launcher for a leg who fights army zombies. Michael Biehn studying barbecue sauce. An East Indian Badass Bookworm biochemist with a British Accent who collects the balls of his dead enemies. Bruce Willis killed Osama Bin Laden and got turned into a zombie and starts a Zombie Apocalypse. Zombies being killed with a Helicopter Blender.
 * Don't!: A Screamer Trailer involving a diaper-clad cannibalistic Nick Frost living in a haunted house.
 * Werewolf Women of the SS: Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Also featuring Nicholas Cage as...
 * Thanksgiving: A knife-wielding Serial Killer dressed as a Thanksgiving pilgrim kills people in the middle of the Plymouth Thanksgiving Parade, and then decapitates people while they're having sex without the other party even realizing.
 * Death Proof: Serial Killer Kurt Russell cannot be killed while he is in the driver's seat of his Cool Car.
 * Versus features 'zombie yakuza samurai. Refuge in Cool is putting it mildly.
 * Pirates of the Caribbean
 * Zombie pirates (one of whom throws smoke bombs and looks a lot like Edward Teach) in the 1st movie.
 * The 2nd and 3rd movies have Fish-People pirates led by Davy Jones (who, for some reason, pilots a ship called The Flying Dutchman and speaks in a Scottish accent), or as some fans call him, "Captain Cthulhu".
 * The zombie pirate monkey.
 * A sky-scraper sized, ship-smashing squid which sadly didn't make it into the 3rd film. Guess not even POTC3 has that great a capacity.
 * The 3rd movie is summed up as thus: A Zombie Pirate captain lord teams up with his rival Badass Normal Pirate's crew to defy proven fact that the earth is round and sail over the edge to bring said Badass Normal Pirate back from the dead (Making him a Badass Normal Zombie Pirate Captain) so that he may lead the charge against an unholy alliance between Zombie mutant pirate demons led by the Zombie mutant sea devil pirate captain and a Tea Company. And the zombie pirate monkey is in it. And a hoodoo mystic Witch Doctor Sea Goddess, and Kraken.
 * Plus, it's based on a theme park ride, so you can throw "robots" in there, too.
 * Wanna bet at least one of the extras in the 3rd movie's Singapore scenes was an undercover ninja?
 * Godzilla often enters this trope, especially when Mecha Godzilla or Space Godzilla are present. For example, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is a movie where Killer Space Monkeys try to take over the Earth using a big robot dinosaur. They are defeated by the combined forces of a big non-robot dinosaur and a giant Japanese lion-god. In the sequel, Terror of Mechagodzilla, they combine forces with a Mad Scientist who controls another dinosaur using his Beautiful Daughter, who is also a robot.
 * The very name "Godzilla" is the English translation of the original "Gojira," which is a portmanteau of "gorilla" and the Japanese word for whale, "kujira." So, that means that Godzilla was a Gorilla Whale, or something like that.
 * Well, sorta. See, one of the original ideas for the film was to have Godzilla be a giant fire-breathing gorilla (As a sort of homage to KingKong). However, Toho instead decided to make Godzilla a dinosaur instead but kept the name since they liked the way it sounds.
 * The third incarnation of Mechagodzilla, AKA Kiryu, is built on Godzilla's bones, thereby making it a Radioactive Robot Zombie Mutant Dinosaur.
 * Likewise, Mothra in the Rebirth Of Mothra films fall under this. You've got Mothra Leo, Armor Mothra, Aqua Mothra, Light-Speed Mothra, and Eternal Mothra. Oh, by the way, these are all different forms of the exact same monster.
 * Samurai Vampire Bikers From Hell.
 * Biker movies create all kinds of possibilities. Another is Psychomania!, with undead bikers. Also, Werewolves On Wheels.
 * By the end of Van Helsing, the title character is an Angel Werewolf Vampire-Hunter in a Badass Longcoat wielding an Automatic Crossbow whose sidekick is a Sexually Active Swearing Friar Who Designs 18th Century Anti-Vampire Hand Grenades. And it flopped at the box office!
 * The forgettable movie Ring of Darkness involves a zombie boy band.
 * Six String Samurai is about a katana-wielding Buddy Holly trying to inherit the crown of King Elvis I of Lost Vegas, After the End. Along the way he must fight cavemen, bowlers, the Red Scare, and a character who is either The Grim Reaper or Slash from Guns 'n' Roses. Or possibly the Wicked Witch of the West.
 * An adult film titled Cheerleader Nurses.
 * and now there's also Zombie Strippers.
 * Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Frankenhooker
 * Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

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 * The House of the Dead movie gets a swing and a miss by casting its villains as zombie pirate alchemists. And, no, these are the semi-historical sort, not the cool kind from Fullmetal Alchemist or the Atelier series. Not even as cool as The Alchemist from The Venture Brothers.
 * Badmovies.com had this to say about The Land That Time Forgot:


 * The back of the Soldier DVD case has a review from Jay Carr that reads, "Rambo, Death Wish, and Dirty Harry in outer space."
 * You Don't Mess With the Zohan is about an Israeli kung-fu ninja commando women's hairdresser. I swear....
 * Bubba Ho-tep: an elderly Elvis Presley (played by Bruce Campbell) teams up with a black John F. Kennedy to fight a cowboy mummy.
 * The Hellboy film's version of Kroenen is a Gasmask-fetishist Ninja Nazi Occultist Zombie Clockwork Cyborg Gimp Puppet.
 * Hellboy II involves a Mad Scientist German bubble man/ghost voiced by half the cast of Family Guy, a twitchy magic Chamberlain played by Doug Jones, a ninja elf prince who's diggin' on his own twin sister, a man with a cathedral for a head played by Doug Jones, and a clock-punk army built by a crippled Irish goblin, and a creepy angel with eyes on its wings who is played by Doug Jones. There's also a scene of a demon and a fishman (played by Doug Jones)
 * While drinking Mexican beer.
 * Death Race: racecar Prison convicts in a Battle Royale (possibly with cheese) fight to the death, using heavily armored Mustangs mounted with miniguns and napalm. Oh, and there's hot minority women's prisoners brought in. And The Transporter stars.
 * The original had a cheesecake Nazi and Sly Stallone breaking a violin over some dude's head. That's got to help it.
 * Plus the more or less obligatory sex between the drivers and their navigators. Actually, in the original the main objective of the race was not for drivers to kill each other, but to kill as many pedestrians as they possibly could before getting to the finish line.
 * Plan 9 from Outer Space. Human Aliens, led by a Camp Gay man, start a very small Zombie Apocalypse with their electrode guns to deliver an Anvilicious Aesop about the arms race. Criswell babbles.
 * Fantasy Mission Force: Nazis, Amazons, vampires (and associated other ghouls), Road Warriors and a musical number. Oh, and Jackie Chan. No, we are seriously not making this up.
 * The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension ... Buckaroo is a genius theoretical physicist, stunt driver, neurosurgeon, samurai, strategic defense consultant, and gunslinger. Also the front man for the hardest-rocking bar band in Jersey.
 * You forgot comic book hero.
 * The Tim Burton film Pee Wee's Big Adventure has Pee-Wee Herman meet a magician, a fortune-teller, an escaped convict, a zombie truck driver, a giant, a hobo, cowboys, and bikers - and then he ends up getting chased by water-skiers, Santa Claus, and Godzilla while interrupting the filming of a Twisted Sister music video. And then he gets a movie made about his life in which James Brolin (playing Pee-Wee) fights ninjas with Morgan Fairchild.
 * The film Outlander boils down to a Space Marine teaming up with Vikings to fight Aliens.
 * The Chinese cyborg Kung-Fu movie, assuming it really gets made.
 * "Manos" The Hands of Fate is about an acid-tripping satyr who works as a Crusty Caretaker to a cult of comatose polygamists whose leader is Immune to Bullets.
 * Troll 2 is about vegetarian goblins disguised as Corrupt Hicks who eat people and get their powers from Stonehenge. Their leaders are a Large Ham Sinister Minister and an even Larger Ham witch with a corn fetish, and they are defeated by a combination of The Power of Goodness and The Power of a Double-Decker Balogna Sandwich. There's also a Badass axe-wielding ghost who can shoot lightning and stop time.
 * Popeye, The Movie, or at least the making of it, can be considered a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. Directed by Robert Altman, who directed Mash and Nashville, produced by Robert Evans, based more on the original comic strip than the animated cartoons that followed, starring Robin Williams alongside Altman alumni like Shelley Duvall, filmed in Malta, in the late 1970s/early 1980s, partly financed on a mass budget by Paramount Pictures and Disney, with Italian cinematographers, with music by Harry Nilsson and Van Dyke Parks. No wonder "directionless" was a common criticism, although one has to admire that such a concoction could be made, whatever its fate.
 * Club Paradise. Starring Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, and Rick Moranis. Music by Jimmy Cliff. Directed by Harold Ramis (Ghostbusters, National Lampoon's Vacation). How did it go wrong?
 * Dead Snow. Nazi Zombies. In Norwegian Mountains in Winter. Ein Zwei Die.
 * The titular characters in Ninja Cheerleaders are not just ninjas and cheerleaders but strippers and 4.0 grade students too.
 * WALL-E is a movie in which Johnny Five and an iPod fight HAL 9000 aboard Noah's Ark In Space!.
 * Robot Monster: a virtually-immortal robot alien gorilla single-handedly destroys Earth civilization with his bubble machine and then falls in love with a human woman.
 * Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness: A smartass with a chainsaw hand and a BOOMSTICK must fight an army of medieval zombies led by his own evil zombie Doppelganger.
 * The Harryhausen Movie The Valley of Gwangi. Little can prepare a viewer for the sheer unadulterated awesome of Cowboys roping a Dinosaur.
 * German movie Der Goldene Nazivampir von Absam 2 ?8364;“ Das Geheimnis von Schloæ#376; Kottlitz : Exactly What It Says on the Tin. ("The Golden Nazi Vampires of Absam [a mountain town in Austria] 2 - The Secrets of Castle Kottlitz.")
 * Dead Alive (also known as Braindead). Father McGruder
 * Kung-fu Zombie. The title itself is nearly enough to qualify. The movie also has ghosts, Nice Hats and a kung-fu vampire on fire.
 * Star Wars - Jedi Knights. Think about it - they're ninjas with telekinetic powers, rocket ships and Laser Blades. Anakin pilots his ships and Luke guides a photon torpedo, both using psychic powers. Darth Vader is technically a Psychic Ninja Cyborg, with a cyborg arm!
 * The good ones can be CharmPersons while the evil ones are Psycho Electro.
 * Black Sheep has carnivorous zombie were-sheep and one character who !
 * Star Wars is made of this. The Star Wars universe is a galaxy where cowboys, pirates, ninjas, Nazis, robots, Samurai, wizards, knights, bounty hunters, aliens, monsters, magic the Force and other typical fantasy archetypes from all genres co-exist. This is also apparent with the characters: Han Solo is both a pirate and a gunslinger. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a samurai, a ninja, a knight and a wizard. Darth Vader is a robot, a Nazi, a samurai, a sorcerer, an asthmatic, and a black knight (This is lampshaded in Night at the Museum 2. Yoda is a wizard, an alien and an old master. You could build a Star Wars character completely by mixing and matching two or three archetypes and give your creation a funny name.
 * And it's got Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson, among other mothafuckin' things, motherfucker!
 * And the bounty hunters are actually pirates... but In Space.
 * And laser everywhere!
 * And CLONE ARMY!
 * And Dual-Wielding lightsabers!
 * And monkeys Wookiees!
 * In the horror movie Elves, the villain's plan to Take Over the World involves the breeding of a race of Nazi elves.
 * In the anthology flick The Monster Club, Mr. Exposition shows another character a schematic that shows what you get when vampires, werewolves, and/or ghouls crossbreed.
 * Nothing can be more awesome (or gruesome) than a 9|creature with the head of a baby doll and a body that's a mix of a snake, angler fish, spider, centipede, and which makes a noise that sounds like a demented raccoon. Commentary reveals it's actually based off Medusa, but I think my version sounds better.
 * Crossroads 1986 might not sound like much by the title, but there's Daniel Larusso playing blues in a guitar duel against the best player of the Devil, played by Steve Vai Sir? We might just be witnessing the end of the universe here...
 * Most of the Syfy Channel Original movies are this. Take Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus for example, it's a movie about a Megalodon big enough to snap a battle ship in half in one bite that can jump high enough to eat a jet liner about to fight a Giant Octopus big enough to crush an oil rig and levels Tokyo, the two of which have been frozen for eons.
 * D.E.B.S. is about a school of school-girl outfit wearing secret agents who's top student is a budding lesbian who falls for the worlds most notorious criminal.
 * Dude, Where's My Car?? is about two stoners who have a madcap adventure involving aliens, religious cultists, jocks, a transsexual stripper, and llamas - er, ostriches. Oh, and somewhere along the way they learn to speak Japanese.
 * Mulholland Drive could be seen this way. Two lesbians, one amnesiac and the other a possibly coked-out and psychotic starlet, team up to solve the mystery of the amnesiac's identity. The starlet's inability to catch a break in Hollywood is attributed to Mafiosos who are controlled by a midget and a cowboy. Oh, and outside of dream-world, the lesbians just might be a call girl and her madame.
 * Alien: The Facehugger is a Severed Hand Vagina Scorpion Rapist. And all the more Squicktacular for it.
 * The Pakistani film International Guerrillas has flying Qu'rans that shoot lasers. Seeing is believing.
 * I Drink Your Blood featured hippie satanists with rabies.
 * Sucker PunchAll Blue Entry Clockwork steam-powered undead nazis from World War One. And giant samurai with a minigun.
 * Moon Child features gay vampire gangsters of the future!
 * Rock Slyde: Private eye and former star of gay pirate musical pornos.