No One Could Survive That/Quotes

"Red Mage: The point is that we defeated him. He's gone. He shall never trouble us. Ever again. [Cut to Hell] Lich: Time is a window. Death, a doorway. I'll be back."

- Eight Bit Theater

"Gunn-Sar: What's the tally of challenges? Cato: Twenty-five dead and one missing, sir. Gunn-Sar: Oh, come on, Cato. Don't quibble. Marquin fell backwards off the cliff. Cato: Yes, sir. Gunn-Sar: So he's dead. Like, you can't say someone's missing as such. Not when they've taken a dive into a bottomless gorge. Cato: No sir. Gunn-Sar: So, it's twenty-six dead. Cato: The council ruled it was twenty-five, sir, and one missing. Gunn-Sar: [unperturbed] Twenty-five men lie dead who tried to stand against me. And one, if he's not still falling, is no more than a greasy spot on the rocks, right?"

- Blakes Seven, "Power"

"Tonk Fah: You think he'll live? Denth: He just fell out the third-story window, plummeting toward certain doom. Of course he'll live!"

- Warbreaker

"Naraku: Oops, killed your girlfriend again Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Bullshit, do you know how many cliffs Kikyo has fallen off? She'll be fine. Hell I threw her off one last week."

- Inuyasha: Episode Infinity

"Mook 1: There's no way he could have survived that fall. Seto Kaiba: Actually, I seem to be okay. Mook 2: Nope, he's definitely dead. Seto Kaiba: You guys are idiots. Mook 1: At least we're not dead, like you."

- Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

"Batman: Nothing could have survived that. Not even Darkseid. Superman: You know something, Bruce? You're not always right."

- Justice League, "Twilight"

"J'onn: In many ways, Lex Luthor represents the worst mankind has to offer. Superman: But he died saving us all. Batman: I doubt either of them died. Superman: We saw it this time... Flash: You saw it last time, too. Green Lantern: What's the old saying? Believe half of what you see - Hawkgirl: And none of what you hear. They'll be back."

- Justice League, "Destroyer"

""Bad guys never die in bottomless pits. It's like an unwritten law or something.""

- Psycho Yellow, Power Rangers Hidden War

""She's not gonna make it! [Azula manages to stop her fall] ...of course she did.""

- Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

""I buried you alive and I put a rock on what was going to be your grave...how could you get out of that?""

- Venomstripe (to Pulse), Warrior Cats RPG