National Health Service

AKA "The National 'Elf" or just the NHS.

The NHS is what Americans might call "socialized medicine". It's free at the point of use. Seeing a doctor costs nothing, nor does getting a tap removed from your child's toe. Emergency treatment is free.

It's been around since the Labour government of Clement Attlee set it up in a broken post-war Britain. It's one of the few nationalised businesses of Attlee's Government to survive the Conservative government of Thatcher and Blair's New Labour government.

However, not everything is free. Prescriptions cost a fixed amount, £7.40 (you can get discounts or the fees waived if you fulfill certain criteria, such as being unemployed, under 16, over 60, or have certain chronic conditions that require a lot of medication, such as diabetes). However, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland have all now abolished prescription fees. Certain operations, such as non-essential comestic surgery, (stuff like reconstructive surgery and skin grafts are free, although though more minor ailments like small(er) birthmarks tend to be further down the waiting lists in contrast to something like a large port wine stain) are not covered, and there are also fees for dental care in some cases. For example, if you are at school or in the first two years of full-time education, if you are pregnant or have had a baby in the last year, it's free. Orthodontics are also free if you are under 18, but is somewhat unique in that your orthodontist has to apply on your behalf for a grant from the NHS rather than just getting it when it is needed. However, this balances out as the majority of treatments are carried out on pre-teens/adolescents and the process allows the last of their adult teeth to grow in, a requisite for beginning treatment. Glasses were also free to begin with, but now vouchers are handed for children to put towards a pair from a high-street optician. They also give out wigs for chemo and alopecia patients, although not of the best quality. Items that need replacing such as splints are also free. Those on low incomes can also be reimbursed for transport cost if an ambulance mini-bus cannot come to pick them up.

The NHS employs over 1.5 million people, one of the largest employers in the world with 1 in 25 people of the workforce being directly employed. The NHS has a rough budget of £100 billion, equivalent to 18% of all government spending and can only be described as a behemoth of an organisation. The NHS is such a large part of Britain that no credible political party can call for its dissolution without being laughed out onto the street. Even the fiercest right-wing parties support the NHS in full. Of course, the NHS is an important political chess-piece: health policy is a major part of any party's manifesto and elections are won and lost based an a party's intentions for the NHS, and any politician proposing to abolish the NHS would be commiting political suicide.

The NHS is often perceived to be in crisis by the media, with the current problems of hospital superbugs such as MRSA and C. Difficile. However, there are hardly any serious calls for it to be abolished, with all the main parties wanting reform rather than abolition. Every party tries to make itself seen as the party of the NHS (Labour has traditionally done best here) because, despite all the grumbling, the concept of the NHS is almost universally popular.

That's not to say that it's the only choice for sick people. Private healthcare is available from people like BUPA, who advertise on TV.

The NHS in fiction:
 * Casualty is in a fictional NHS hospital, as is its spin-off Holby City.
 * Angels was a show that centred on the lives of a group of student nurses.
 * No Angels was a more Sex and The City spin on the lives of a group of nurses. The title is a deliberate jab at the above.
 * Childrens Ward was a popular kids Medical Drama on CITV.
 * The Royal is a Heartbeat spin-off set in a 1960s seaside hospital which deals with both NHS and Private patients.
 * Only When I Laugh was a sitcom set in an NHS hospital ward about two hypochondriacs. It ran for four years.
 * A number of the Carry On movies.
 * I get me brain medicine from National Elf
 * One of the more unflattering portrayals of the NHS was in Anton Corbijn's Ian Curtis biopic Control, which indirectly implicates the mediocrity of psychiatry in the NHS system in the 1970s in Curtis's suicide. (He was, counter-productively, prescribed tranquilizers for epilepsy.)
 * Even more unflattering views occur in Bodies, a novel and BBC series, and Cardiac Arrest, a BBC sitcom, all by Jed Mercurio.
 * Addressed in the Britcom To the Manor Born. Audrey has lumbago and must resort to the National Health. The use of numbered tickets did not comfort her.
 * "My friend works for the National Health/Dr. Robert..."
 * Tom Clancy seemed to be making a point against socialized medicine, since in Red Rabbit he portrays the doctors in it as completely unprofessional, having them stop in the middle of a surgery because it was lunch time, keeping the patient open, under anesthetic while they all went to the local pub and had a few pints before finishing up, and later making a point of saying that another patient should have waited a few more months before getting a tumor removed that was causing intense head pain and blindness cause after removing it they found out it wasn't malignant and could have waited.
 * On the other hand the British doc who repaired Jack Ryan's shoulder in Patriot Games was quite competent, and so were the other Brits to show up. The unprofessionalism only shows up in Rabbit.
 * In Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre, the plot revolves around an NHS hospital, and the corruption therein.
 * "The Compassionate Society" episode of Yes Minister has Hacker apoplectic after discovering a brand-new, fully-equipped hospital operating with only administrative staff - no patients or medical staff - due to budgetary restraints. One adminstrator brightly notes the advantage of how much longer medical equipment lasts if it's never used.