I Read That As/G-M

G
"Yukiteru: "NO, YUNO! NO!""
 * Gag Penis -> Giga Penis (which, ironically, still describes the trope), Gay Penis
 * Gaia's Lament -> Gaeta's Lament
 * Gaia's Vengeance -> Giygas Vengeance
 * Gainax Ending -> Gain The Ax Ending, Gainax Awning
 * Game Breaker -> Ganon Breaker
 * Gaol Time -> Goal Time, Yaoi Time (MWAHAHAHA!) -> Gao Time!
 * Gasai Time


 * (Goofy Time)
 * Gao Time -> Gau Time
 * Gaoh Time
 * Goooooaaaaaaal Time!
 * Gaol Time
 * Gary Stu -> Gray Sith
 * Gaussian Girl -> Russian Girl, Gay Russian Girl, Caucasian Girl
 * tAtu...?
 * Gay Option -> Gag Option, Bay Option
 * Brain Bleach required.
 * Gears of War -> Geass of War
 * Geek Physiques -> Greek Physiques
 * Gender Bender + Genie in a Bottle -> Gender In A Bottle
 * Gender Equals Breed -> Gender Bender Breed
 * Genre Blindness -> Gender Blunderbuss
 * Germans Love David Hasselhoff + Americans Hate Tingle -> Americans Miss David Hasselhoff
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar -> Getting Crap Past The Reader (although in the cases of Parental Bonuses, and Parental Media Watchdogs...)
 * Ghostly Chill -> Ghostly Chili
 * Ghastly Chili
 * Ghostly Churchill
 * Gia Sado -> Orgía Sado -> Orgasm Sado
 * Giant Enemy Crab -> Giant Enemy Cab
 * Giant Enemy Crap
 * Giant Enemy Crabgot
 * Gitaroo Man -> Gitarzan
 * Glam of Shazam -> Ham Of Shazam
 * Goddamned Bats -> God, dam bats!, God Damned Bats
 * God Is Evil -> Good is Evil; God, Is He Evil?
 * Godiva Hair -> Goodbye Hair -> Goodbye, Heir -> Golden Diva hair -> Go, Diva Hair!
 * The two above -> Godiva Evil
 * Godwin's Law -> Gadwin's Law -> God Wins Law
 * Going Down with the Ship -> Going Down With The Strip
 * Going Down With The Snip
 * Going Down With The Snape
 * Going Postal -> Going Portal
 * Go-Karting with Bowser -> Go Karting With The Browser, Goku Farting With Bowser, Go Parting Housers, Go Charting With Yowsers!.
 * Goku and Vegeta -> Doku And Vegeta
 * Gold Fever -> God Fever
 * Go Mad from the Revelation -> Go Mad From The Revolution
 * Gondor Calls for Aid -> Gondor Calls For Acid -> Gondor Calls For Acid Ace
 * Gondor Calls For Kool-Aid
 * Gondor Calls For Band-Aids
 * Gondor Calls For Air
 * Condor Calls For Aid
 * Condor Calls for AIDS
 * Gondor Calls for AIDS
 * Grondor Calls For Aid
 * Good Bad Bugs -> Good Bad Hugs -> Good Had Bugs
 * Good Feels Good -> Good Feel Is Good, God I Feel Good
 * Good Girls Avoid Abortion -> Good Girls Avoid Abduction
 * Good Is Impotent -> God Is Impotent, God Is Important, God Is Omnipotent
 * Good Old Ways -> Good Old Wars
 * Gorn -> Garn ("I ask you, sir, what sort of trope is that?")
 * Gore with yarn?
 * Gone Horribly Right -> Gone Horribly Aurum (It was on the Recent Edits page for Kid Icarus: Uprising and the word Aurum was right below it)
 * Gory Discretion Shot -> Glory Discretion Shot
 * Gossip Evolution -> Gossip Evaluation ("Now that's a career I don't wanna take.")
 * Grandia -> Gradius. Made worse by both series having two numbered sequels.
 * Grand Unifying Guesses -> Grand Unifying Glasses, Grand Unifying Clueless
 * Granola Girl -> Gondola Girl
 * Gran Torino -> Gran Turismo
 * Grievous Bottley Harm -> Grievous Bottled Ham
 * Grievous Body Harm
 * Grievous Harm with a Body -> General Grievous Harm With A Body (I can't believe nobody came up with this one)
 * Grievous Ham With A Body
 * Growing the Beard -> Growling, the beard .... (insert verb here and continue)
 * Glowing The Beard
 * Growing A Head
 * Gundam Wing -> Goddamn Wing
 * Guns Are Worthless -> Guys Are Worthless
 * Gurren Lagann -> Queen Latifah
 * Guys Are Slobs -> Girls Are Slobs
 * Guys Are Slobs -> Girls Are Slobs

H

 * Hair Reboot -> Hair Robot
 * Hajime no Ippo -> Hajime No Hippo
 * Ham-to-Ham Combat -> Ham Ham Combat, Arm To Arm Combat
 * Handsome Lech -> Handsome Leech, Handsome Blech, Handsome Leek
 * Handsome Bleck
 * Haruka Kanata -> Hakuna Matata
 * Kakuna Rattata
 * Harmful to Minors -> Harmful to Minions, Harmful to Miners, Harmful to Mirrors
 * Harpo Does Something Funny -> Harpo Gives Everybody Cars
 * Haru-Sari -> Haruhi Suzumiya-Saru
 * Hate Plague -> Hat Plague
 * Hays Morality Code -> Hays Mortality Code
 * Hays Konami Code
 * Head-Tiltingly Kinky -> Head Tinglingly Kinky, Heedingly Klinkly
 * Head-Tilting Kinklink
 * Head-Tilting Klingklang
 * Heartcatch Pretty Cure -> Headscratchers Pretty Cure
 * Heel Face Turn -> Hell Face Turn -> Heel Farce Turn
 * Heli Critter -> Heil Critter
 * Hellish Pupils -> Hellish Puppies
 * Heroes -> Herpes
 * Hermit Guru -> Hermit Guu
 * Heroic BSOD -> Heroic BDSM, Heroic BOD, Heroic SOD, Heroic BS, Heroic S.O.B.
 * Heroic Self-Deprecation -> Heroic Self-Decapitation
 * Hero Insurance -> Hello Insurance, Hero Insecure
 * Hide Your Children -> Hide Your Chicken (from Leeroy Jenkins!), Ride Your Children, Hire Your Children (apparently the Child Labor laws have been repealed), Bide You Children
 * Bide You Children -> Bride Your Children -> Bride your Chicken
 * Hide of Children.
 * Hide Your Gays -> Find Your Gays -> Hide Your Guys -> Find Your Guys -> Slide Four Gays -> Slide Four Guys
 * Highschool of the Dead -> High School Musical Of The Dead -> High School Musical Drama
 * High-Speed Missile Dodge -> High School Musical Dodge
 * Hikaru no Go -> Hikaru No-go
 * Hikaru Don't Go
 * Hikari [[media:hikarinogo 9303.jpg|No Go]]
 * Hikaru Sulu
 * Hikaru Solo
 * Hiroshi Fujioka -> Haruhi Fujioka (Obviously a common enough misreading that it's mentioned on the page!)
 * Hoist by His Own Petard -> Hoist By His Own Retard
 * Hoist By His Own Picard
 * Moist By His Own Petard
 * Host By His Own Reward
 * Hoist By His Own Leotard
 * Host By His Own Retard
 * Hoist By His Own Peter (which somehow relates to the last one...)
 * Hollywood Dress Code -> Hollywood Dress Cute
 * Hollywood Pudgy -> Hollywood Pug
 * Home Run Hitter -> Home Run Hitler
 * Homestar Runner
 * Homsar Runner
 * Homestar Hitler
 * Rome Run Hitter
 * Home Run Titter
 * Home Run Twitter
 * Homogenous Multinational Ad Campaign -> Humongous Multinational Ad Campaign -> Humongous Multilateral Ad Campaign
 * Horrific Mutilation Ad Campaign
 * Honor Before Reason -> Humor Before Reason
 * Horror Before Reason
 * Honor Before Research
 * Honor Below Reason
 * Honor Below Poison
 * Honda Before Reason (No wonder Honda cars have bad reputations as potential "rice rockets.")
 * Hanar Before Reason
 * Horde of Alien Locusts -> Head Full Of Alien Locusts, Horde Of Alien LOLcats ("Trying to Communicate - The Sequel"?)
 * Horror Tropes -> Horse Tropes, Horror Ropes, Whore Tropes
 * Horsemen of the Apocalypse -> Homemade Apocalypse
 * Homemade Apocalypse, just add water!
 * Hot for Teacher -> Hot For Netnavi
 * Hot Mom + Idiot Hair -> Idiot Mom
 * Improbable Species Compatibility -> Hot Skitty On Warlord Action, Hot Skidding On Wailord Action, Hot Skittles On Warlord Action, Hot Griddles On Warlord Action
 * Hot Smithers on Waylon Action. What?
 * Ho Yay + Hitler Ate Sugar -> Hitler Yay
 * Humans Are Cthulhu -> Humans Ate Cthulhu -> Humans Mate Cthulhu
 * Humongous Mecha -> Humorous Mecha
 * Hypocritical Humour -> Hypothetical Humour
 * Hippocratical Humor
 * Hypothetical Humor -> Hypothetical Tumor
 * Hypothetical Homer

I

 * I'm a Humanitarian -> I'm A Hungarian
 * I Am Not Spock -> I Am Hot Spock
 * Ice Cream Koan -> Ice Cream Koran
 * Ice Cream Korean
 * Ice Cream Kuririn
 * Ice Cream Konan
 * Ice Cream Kanon (Uguu
 * Ice Cream Conan
 * Ice Cream Kyon
 * Ice Cream Kururu
 * Ichiban no Tempura -> Ichirin no Hana -> Ichirin no Hana
 * Idiot Plot -> Idiot Pot, I Did It Plot, Indy Plot
 * Idiot Pilot
 * If You Die, I Call Your Stuff -> If You Die, I Call You "Stuff"
 * If You Die, I Call Your Slut
 * IKEA Erotica -> Ike Erotica
 * IKEA Emoticon
 * I Kiss Your Foot -> I Kiss Your Food -> I Kiss You, Fool -> I Pity You, Fool
 * "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight -> I Know You Are In There Somewhere, Fight!, "I Know You Are In There Somewhere" Fright
 * I Know You Know I Know -> I Know Yuuno I Know
 * I Know I Know I Know
 * I Know You Know Yoko Ono
 * Oho You Know Bono Knows Yoko Ono's Uno? Onoes!
 * I Love Nuclear Power -> I Love Nuklear Power
 * Image Song -> Imagine Song
 * Immortality Immorality -> Immortality Immortality
 * Immorality Immortality (either someone's evil deeds being remembered after them, or gaining immortality through doing something evil)
 * Immune to Drugs -> Immune To Dogs, Immune To Drones, Immune To Dorks, Immune To Dugs
 * Improbable Antidote -> Improbable Anecdote, Impossible Attitude
 * Implacable Man -> Inexplicable Man, Inflatable Man
 * Implausible Man
 * Impossible Man
 * Irreplaceable Man
 * Incapable Man
 * Unplaceable Man
 * Inpissable Man
 * Improvised Weapon -> Improvised Woman, Improved Weapon, Improvised Wee apron
 * Impossible Weapon
 * Incredibly Long Note -> Incredibly Long Nose
 * Incredibly Long No
 * Incorruptible Pure Pureness -> Incorrigible Pure Pureness
 * I Need to Go Iron My Dog -> I Need To Golron My Dog
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain -> Ineffectual Synthetic Villain, In Effect, Some Pathetic Villain
 * Infant Immortality -> Infant Immorality
 * Infinite Immortality
 * Informed Equipment -> Informed Elephant
 * Inherently Funny Words -> Inherently Funny Wounds, Inherently Furry Fandom Words
 * In Name Only -> In Nomine Only
 * In Naminé Only
 * Inner Monologue -> Inner Mongolia
 * Innocence Virgin On Stupidity -> Innocent Virgin ON STUPIDITY!, Stupid Virgin On Stupidity
 * Innocence Verging On Stupidity
 * Insistent Terminology -> Instant Terminology -> Instant Termination
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons -> Instant Awesome Just Add Dreigonix (Come on, I'm not that awesome.)
 * Instant Messenger Pigeon -> Instant Messenger Pidgin
 * Instant Murder Pidgeon
 * Instant Messenger Pidgey-on
 * Instant Messiah Pidgin
 * Insistent Terminology Messenger Pidgit
 * Instant Runes -> Infant Runes, Instant Prunes, Instant Russian, Inane Runes
 * Insistant Rules
 * Instant Seiza -> Instant Seizure, Instant Frieza
 * Insufferable Genius -> Insufferable Genie
 * Intangible Man -> Intelligible Man, Inelegible Man,Illogical Man
 * Interactive Narrator -> Interrupted Narrator, Inactive Narrator, Interactive Warrior
 * Interface Screw -> Infantile Screw -> Infertile Screw
 * In-Universe Game Clock -> In Universe Game Cock
 * Invisible Grid -> Invisible Grind
 * I Read That As -> I Read That Ass
 * I Read (Present-Tense) That As
 * Tread That As…
 * I'd Bed That Ass
 * I Reed That Ass
 * I Rape That Ass
 * Irresponsible Captain Tylor -> Irresponsible Captain Tyrol (also wondered how Chief Tyrol got promoted to Captain), Impossible Captain Taylor, Irresponsible Captain Tylenol
 * Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery -> Irradiation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
 * ISophagus -> I, Sophagus (instead of "iSophagus"), Sarcophagus
 * I Saw Fags
 * It Has Been an Honor -> It Has Been A Horror
 * It's a Wonderful Plot -> It's A Wonderful Pilot
 * It's Easy, So It Sucks -> It's Easy, Now It Sucks, It's So Easy, It Sucks -> I'm So Easy, It Sucks
 * It's Popular, Now It Sucks -> It's Pop'n, Now It Sucks
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy -> I Want My Beloved Mr. Happy
 * I Was Quite a Looker -> I Was Quite A Locker, I Was Quite A Hooker

J

 * Jacob Marley Warning -> Bob Marley Warning
 * Jacob Marley Winning -> Jacob Marley Whining
 * Jesus and Mo -> Jesus and Mio
 * Jiggle Physics -> Jiggy Physics
 * Jiggy Psychics
 * JIGGAWATT Physics
 * Jingle All the Way -> Jiggle All The Way
 * Joe Quesada -> Joe Quesadilla
 * Joker Jury -> [[media:jf29.jpg|Joker Fury]]
 * Judge, Jury, and Executioner -> Judge Judy and Executioner
 * Juggle Fu -> Jiggle Fu, Struggle, Fuu
 * Just in Time -> Justin Time
 * Just Intake

K

 * Kaiju Defense Force -> Kanji Defense Force
 * Kaleidoscope Eyes -> Kaleidoscope Thighs
 * Kansai Regional Accent -> Kansas Regional Accent -> Kansas Regional Ascend
 * Kamen Rider Fourze -> Kamen Rider Fonzie
 * Katamari Damacy -> Calamari Democracy, Calamari Delicacy
 * Katamari Democracy (insert mental images of the President of All Cosmos in a business suit here)
 * Katanas Are Just Better -> Kataras Are Just Better, Kantaria Is Just Better
 * Katamaris Are Just Better
 * Kill It With Cold (on YKTTW) -> Kill It With God
 * Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep -> Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sheep
 * King of Beasts -> King of Breasts
 * Kirbys Epic Yarn -> Kirby's Epic Yam
 * King Mook -> King Mork and Mindy-> King Monk'
 * Kissing Cousins -> Jizzing Cousins, Kissing Cosines
 * Killing Counsins
 * Kissing Discretion Shot -> Killing Discretion Shot -> Killing Direction Shot
 * Kneel Before Frodo -> Kneel Before Frollo
 * Know Your Vines -> Know Your Vimes -> Know Your Mimes -> Know Your Memes
 * K-On! -> Kon, Kyon
 * Kukris Are Kool -> Yukkuris Are Cool -> Kokiris Are Cool
 * Kung Fu-Proof Mook -> Kung Fu Proof Monk
 * Kuudere -> Cool Deer -> Cool, dear!

L

 * Laconic -> Lactic Wiki, Baconic Wiki, Lexiconic Wiki, Iaconic Wiki
 * Lady in Red -> Lady In Bed, Something In Red
 * Lambda -> Lambada -> Banana
 * Lame Comeback -> Llama Comeback; Lame, Come Back!
 * Lampshade Hanging -> Lamplight hanging
 * Landmark of Lore -> Landmark Of Love, Landmine Lore, Landmark of Ore, Landmark Of Iova
 * Landmine Lore + Lame, Come Back! (on this page) -> Landmine Core
 * Laser-Guided Karma -> Laser Guided Katana, Laser Guided Kamina, Laser Guided Katara, Laser Guided Kantaria
 * Laser Guided Kama
 * Laser Guided Kamek
 * Last-Name Basis -> Last Name Bases, Last Name Bias, Last Name Badass
 * Last Meme Basis, Last Meme Bias
 * Laughing Mad -> Laughing Man
 * Lawful Good -> Lawful Dude
 * Lawful Evil -> Lawful Ebil.
 * Lawful Stupid -> Awful Stupid -> Awful Something
 * Lensman Arms Race -> Lesbian Arms Race
 * Libation for the Dead -> Liberation For The Dead
 * Like Is, Like, a Comma -> Life Is Like A Comma
 * Life Is Like A Coma
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma
 * Like You Would Really Do It -> Luke Would Really Do It
 * LittleBigPlanet -> Little Big Town
 * Load-Bearing Boss -> Load Bearing Bras -> Load Bearing Bass
 * Locard's Theory -> LOLcats Theory, Picard's Theory
 * Lock and Load Montage - >Lock And Load Marriage
 * LOLcats -> Loliconcats
 * Lolicon -> LOL Icon
 * Lonely Rich Kid -> Loony Rich Kid
 * Lord British Postulate -> Lord British Prostitute
 * Lord British Prostate
 * Road British Postulate
 * Lottery of Doom + Combattler V -> V Of Doom
 * Lotus Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Cast Eating Machine
 * Lotus-Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Cast Eating Machine -> Cat Eating Machine
 * Lotus-Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Lolcat Eating Machine
 * Lovable Traitor -> Lovable Translator -> Lobster Translator
 * Loves My Alter Ego -> Love Is My Alter Ego
 * Loves My Alter Kocker
 * Ludicrous Gibs -> Ludicrous Gibbs
 * Luke, I Am Your Father -> Look, I Am Your Father
 * Luke Nounverber -> Luke November
 * Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor -> Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mordor (can anyone say, Best Crossover Ever?)
 * Luke, You Are My Father -> Luke You Are Your Father
 * Luminescent Blush -> Luminescent Bush
 * Lust, Caution -> Lust Cauldron -> Lost Cauldron
 * Les Luthiers -> Lex Luthors
 * Sex Authors -> Sex Aurors
 * Less Lutherans
 * Les Authors
 * Lesbian Luthors
 * Less Lutherans
 * Lysistrata Gambit -> Lysistrata Gerbil

M

 * Macademi Wasshoi -> Madame Wasabi
 * Madlax -> Maglax -> Magax
 * Mad Max
 * Mad Love -> Man Love
 * Made of Iron -> Made Of Iroh (which is probably even more Badass)
 * Made of Plasticine -> Made Of Plastic, Made Of Plastique
 * TV Tropes Made of Win Archive -> Made Of Wham! Episode -> Made of Ham
 * Maechen Period -> Maerchen Period; Maedchen Period; Merchandise, Period!
 * Mage in Manhattan -> Made In Manhattan, Merge in Manhattan, Mad In Manhattan (Hey, a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle!), Marge In Manhattan
 * What about Maid in Manhattan?
 * Rage In Manhattan (Actually Brooklyn, but...)
 * Mage Mad Hatter
 * Madden Manhattan
 * Manage Manhattan
 * Magi Babble -> Magi Bubble, Magic Barbie
 * Magical Girlfriend -> Maniacal Girlfriend, Magical Girl's Friend
 * Magic Floppy Disk -> Magic Floppy Dick
 * Magnificent Bastard -> Magnetic Bastard-> Magical Bastard
 * Maiden's Capriccio -> Maiden's Cappuccino, Maid's Cappuccino
 * Mail Order Bride -> Mai-Otome Zwei, Male Order Bride
 * Mail Order Bribe
 * Nail Order Bride
 * Male Gaze -> Mole Gaze
 * Male Gays
 * Mana Meter -> Mahna Mahna (Doot doo, doo doo doo.), Millimeter
 * Marimite -> Marmite
 * Manime.
 * Mermaid
 * Market-Based Title -> Meerkat Based Title (Timon and Pumbaa?) -> Meerkat Based Table
 * Marth Debuted in Smash Bros -> Mearth Debuted In Smash Bros
 * Math Debuted In Smash Bros
 * Meth De-Butted Smash Bros
 * Martial Arts and Crafts -> Martian Arts And Crafts
 * Martial Artist's Crafts (weapons?)
 * Marital Arts and Crafts
 * Martial Pacifist -> Marital Pacifist (more kissing, less slapping)
 * Moltar Pacifist (well, he doesnt fight in Coast to Coast)
 * Martian Pacifist
 * Molar Pacifist -> Solar Pacifist
 * Moltara Pacifist (wonder where that came from?)
 * Married At Sea -> Married To (the) Sea
 * Martian Successor Nadesico -> Martian Successor Nabisco
 * Martin Scorsese Nadesico
 * Mary Sue -> Bobbie Sue
 * Masahiro Sakurai -> Mashimaro Sakurai
 * McLeaned -> McLearned
 * Meaningful Name -> Meaningful Memetic Mutation
 * Measuring the Marigolds -> Masturbating The Marigolds, Measuring The Margolies
 * Media Scrum -> Media Scrotum
 * Media Scum -> Media Cum
 * Media Krum
 * Mediation Backfire -> Meditation Backfire
 * Meet The Kardashians -> Meet the Cardassians -> Meet Lando Calrissian
 * Mega Neko -> Mega Neku
 * Megaton Punch -> Megatron Punch
 * Metatron Punch
 * Metatron Punch
 * Megaton Paunch
 * Megaton PAWWWNCH
 * Mega Man Punch
 * Megaton Pinch
 * MegaTen Punch
 * Metaltron Punch (The Dalek hadn't fixed his gun yet...)
 * Men in Hats -> Men Without Hats
 * Mental World -> Mental Wound -> Hentai World
 * Metal World
 * Mentors -> Mentos Finger
 * Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch -> Mermaid Melody Do Don Pachi
 * Mermaid Melody Pichu Pichu Pitch
 * Metafiction Demanded This Index -> Metafiction Damned This Index
 * Mercy Rewarded -> Mercy Reworded, Marcy Rewarded, Mercy Retarded
 * Meta Fic -> Metal Fic
 * Metal Slime -> Mental Slime, Meal Slime (Indeed. "You are no longer hungry".), Metals Lime
 * Mexican Standoff -> Mexican Spin-Off, Mexican Handoff
 * Mexican Hat Off
 * Midnight On The Firing Line -> Midnight At The Firing Squad, Midnight On The Fairy Line
 * Mighty Whitey -> Mighty Tighty Whitey, Naughty Whitey
 * Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds -> Mike Tyson Biter Of Ears
 * Mildly Military -> Mildy Military
 * Millard Fillmore -> Mallard Fillmore (Actually the name of a comic), Millard Fallmore, Nathan Fillmore
 * Mineral MacGuffin -> Minerva McGonagall
 * Minmaxer's Delight -> Mixmaster's Delight
 * Wait A Minute, Mixmaster's Delight?
 * Mitadake High -> Midlake High -> Marmaduke High
 * Mnogo Nukes -> Mango Nukes, Manga Nukes
 * Manic Nukes
 * Mnogo Mooks
 * Moe Greene Special -> Moe Greene Special
 * Money, Dear Boy -> Money Mah Boi
 * Money Fetish -> Monkey Fetish
 * Monkey Morality Pose -> Monkey Spitting Pose
 * Monster Is a Mommy -> Monster Is Your Mom -> Your Mom Reads Monster
 * Monster Is A Mummy
 * Mook Chivalry -> Mork and Mindy Chivalry, Mook Cavalry
 * The Moorcock Effect -> The Moar/ore Cock Effect, The Moon Cop Effect, The Mook Cook Effect, Mork and Mindy's Cock Effect (Rule 34?)
 * I read it as "The Motorcock Effect".
 * Moral Dissonance -> Mortal Dissonance, Moral Distance, Moral Dissin' Dance
 * Mordenkainen's Lucubration -> Mordenkainen's Lubrication, Harkinian's Lubrication, Mordekaiser's Lubrication
 * Murder Kinky Lubrication (just don't ask)
 * More Dakka -> More Darker and Edgier, More Dagga, More Baka, More Dak'kon
 * More Dhaka
 * More Dracula
 * More Maka
 * Most Triumphant Example -> Most Triumelephant Example
 * Most Trumpet Example
 * The Contributors' page Morkais Chosen -> Mork Is Chosen
 * Motive Misidentification - Movie Misidentification
 * Mulder Moment -> Murder Moment, Muddle Moment
 * Muggle Moment
 * Murder, She Wrote -> Murder the Whore
 * The Mummy Trilogy -> The Hammy Trilogy
 * Same difference.
 * Musical Assassin -> Medical Assassin, Musical Assignment
 * My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels -> My Lovecraft Is Full Of Eels