Laconic/Haiku

Rule: The short the text, better for all, remember. All pretty simple.

And now in English: The shorter the article, The better it is. "--User:Hydro Globus"

Omit Needless Words. spoiler:[Rest of Haiku form blank for Obvious reasons] "--User:Johnny E (edited by User:SAMAS)"

Five syllables here. Seven syllables here next. Five syllables here. "--User:Wanderlust Warrior"

A useful device. For pages where you would say "Too long, did not read." "--Mswordx23"

Reading hurts your brain? Read the laconic wiki Your brain will thank you. "--Rich Reeders"

Read the short version Then, for the links, visit the Unabridged version. "--themike"

Our shortened page text. You want more information? Unabridged version.

Short as possible . . . . . .. . . . .. "--User:Rickied"