Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

"Guns don't kill detectives -- love does."

1982 Film Noir parody. Its central joke is the use of Stock Footage from well-known '40s movies (mostly noirs, though the women's melodrama Humoresque somehow crept in) to construct editing gags in both visuals (skillful cutting, stand-ins, and identical sets and costumes bring modern actors into classic scenes) and dialogue (pre-existing lines are recontextualized to the point of bizarrerie).

It stars Steve Martin and Rachel Ward. . . and Ava Gardner, and Ingrid Bergman, and Fred MacMurray, and so forth. And, when you think about it, was directed by Carl Reiner ... and Robert Siodmak, and Alfred Hitchcock, and Billy Wilder, and so forth. The film had the luck of hiring veteran costumer Edith Head, who also did the costumes from most of the original films used. She passed shortly after, and the film is affectionately dedicated to her memory and to the people who worked on the films of the 40s and 50s.

Most of the old-footage interactions are one-shots with characters who do not return. This was probably due to the limited number of potentially funny scenes in each of the source films, rather than a deliberate choice, but it actually manages to replicate the episodic, loosely-plotted feel of some low-budget noirs.

The Bogart and Ava Gardner characters do appear several times throughout the story. The final section, set in a South American village, is more unified than the rest of the film because all of its pre-existing footage comes from one movie (The Bribe), creating a consistent visual style and allowing the three imported characters (played by Gardner, Charles Laughton, and Vincent Price) to refer to one another by name.

Many scenes in the film contain no old footage; these advance the plot, such as it is, but their broad humor is at odds with the subtler editing gags.

"J J Bealer: You know who I could be?
 * Affectionate Parody
 * Actor Allusion - Charles Laughton who plays J J Bealer in The Bribe.

Rigby Reardon: The Hunchback of Notre Dame?"

"Juliette Forrest: I'm beginning to think you enjoy dressing up as a woman."
 * Adventure Rebuff - Juliette volunteers to spy for Rigby Reardon. He refuses telling her, "You're not blonde enough".
 * Alliterative Name - Rigby Reardon, Doris Devermont and to a certain extent, Kitty Collins.
 * Bang Bang BANG - Dated gun sound effects are used as part of the Homage
 * Berserk Button - "Cleaning Woman! Cleaning Woman!! CLEANING WOMAN?!!! CLEANING WOMAN?!!!"
 * Also the lack of ties.
 * Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
 * Bloodless Carnage - For a guy who is beaten up and shot three times, Rigby doesn't bleed much. Done as an Homage to old Hollywood movies.
 * Brick Joke - Reardon's Berserk Button helps him defeat the Big Bad in the end.
 * "It's alright, it's only a bullet! My wife will suck it out later!"
 * Chekhov's Skill - Julliette's knowledge of the German language.
 * Chekhov's Gunman -
 * Comedic Sociopathy - Detective Reardon is a disturbed individual, only funny.
 * Crapsack World - "It was a street of frustrated hopes and broken dreams. Everything was cheap, cut-rate. Even the prostitutes were having a sale."
 * Dedication - A quite touching one to Edith Head. This was the final film that the legendary costume designer (and winner of the most Oscars in history) worked on, and fittingly her work is also featured in many of the clips.
 * Deliberately Monochrome
 * Disguised in Drag - Rigby Reardon. Twice.

"Rigby Reardon: Sorry, but my price for leaving stinking towns is 11,500 and a kiss on the lips from Carmen Miranda."
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him - Steve Martin is the Bridget.
 * ...dropped on
 * Dude, She's Like, in A Coma - Rigby Reardon gropes Juliette just after she passes out, in the first scene of the movie. Played for laughs. She gets him back at the end, though.
 * Every Man Has His Price - Naturally occurs in The Bribe scene.

"Rigby Reardon: What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the shit out of him."
 * Reardon tries this in the I Walk Alone scene.

"Butler: Are you all right? You look as though you're going to faint.
 * Fainting - In the opening scene, Juliette faints at the sight of a front page newspaper headline proclaiming her father's death. Reardon thinks she fainted because of the sports headline that read "Dodgers Lose Again".
 * Reardon pretends to faint after he is shot by a gunman in Dr. Forrest's office. He faints for real once he reaches Julliette's house.

Rigby Reardon: Faint? Never...catch me.

Butler: Sorry. I'm a butler. Not a catcher."

"Rigby Reardon: It's a slang word. It's when a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his...
 * Film Noir - Lot's of 'em
 * Follow That Cab
 * Fun With Acronyms - "But what does 'FOC' mean?"

Juliette Forrest: No, no. It's written here: "F. O. C."

Rigby Reardon: Unless I miss my guess, that stands for."

"Rigby Reardon: On my way to the Firehouse place I tried not to think of Juliet Forest. I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the murdered girl with the big tits."
 * SHH doesn't mean "be quiet". It actually stands for.
 * Gainaxing - Juliette Forrest may have this ability considering that when she fainted, her breasts "shifted all out of whack"...or so Rigby Reardon claims.
 * Gender Blender Name - "When I arrived at Mr. Huberman's I was surprised. Mr. Huberman turned out to be a sexy dame who was throwing a party."
 * GPS Evidence - Every single bit of evidence seems to have Reardon driving across town to interview somebody.
 * Hardboiled Detective - Rigby Reardon, the lead character. It is a film noir after all.
 * Hollywood Healing - see Suck Out the Poison
 * Homage - Also to The Three Stooges
 * Humphrey Bogart - as Marlowe, Reardon's legman.
 * Just Between You and Me vs. The Summation - The villain and the hero get into an argument over who gets to deliver the exposition of the villain's plot, invoking both of these tropes. They end up shouting them over each other.
 * Mickey Finn - F X Huberman slips Reardon one.
 * Mistaken for Gay - Juliette and Cody Jarrett's mother kiss passionately as three prison guards look on.
 * Non Singing Voice - Ava Gardner's voice in The Bribe scene was dubbed over by Eileen Wilson.
 * One-Scene Wonder - Several of the actors in the stock footage.
 * Only a Flesh Wound - Reardon is shot in the arm repeatedly. In the same exact spot.
 * The Other Marty - Body doubles also help glue the film together.
 * Over the Shoulder - The camera technique that makes most of the interactions possible.
 * Overly Long Gag - Reardon's method for making "java." It goes on so long he himself gets bored.
 * Private Eye Monologue - Parodied

"Little did I realize that less than a year later, she and I would have an even more exciting adventure, which is coming soon to your neighborhood theater -- with a possible nude scene by Juliette."
 * Refuge in Audacity - It is a Carl Reiner film after all.
 * Sequel Hook - Strictly a joke:

"Rigby Reardon: I still don't know what it means."
 * (This is also an Homage to Godard's Bande a Part.)
 * Stock Footage - In this case, footage from well-known movies.
 * Stuffed Into a Trashcan
 * Suck Out the Poison - Or the bullet, in this case.
 * Throwaway Country: Terre Haute, Indiana. And they were just about to get a public library...
 * Title Drop - Marlowe told him the title as a complete non-sequitur.
 * Title Drop - Marlowe told him the title as a complete non-sequitur.


 * Xtreme Kool Letterz - "Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L. And if you try to correct them, they kill you".