Marvel vs. Capcom 3/Funny

""HEALTH BAR IN YOUR FACE! FEEL THE LOVE OF THE HYPER COMBO! And it's a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUN! (sing-song) This is the Hyper Cooommmbo!""
 * Deadpool getting stabbed in the ass by Morrigan's tentacles in the first intro movie of the game. Morrigan's reaction is priceless.
 * His Level 3 Super.

""YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!!""
 * On defeat:

""Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here bustin' my ass, while you sit on YOURS, watching me jump around?! How is THAT fair?!"
 * On victory, he goes up to the camera and starts shaking it:

"I get the cover of the next Street Fighter for this, right Capcom? RIGHT??"

"You WERE recording that, weren't you player? No?? Hehehe... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!"

"I just beat Mag-Freakin-Neto!! Where yo curleh moustache at?!""

""ANIME POWER UP TIME!!""
 * When he triggers X-Factor:

""Hey, I frickin' love Street Fighter! Autograph your spleen for me?""
 * And when Deadpool fights a Street Fighter character...

""Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby.""
 * Doing battle with Wolverine, both pre-fight...

""See? That's how you beat Wolverine, people...AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!""
 * ...and post-fight.

""Ya can't spell assassin without 'sin' - and twice the 'ass'""
 * One of his victory quotes:

""This is my taunt! Heh, get it?"
 * His taunt:

Which can also be switched to "Taunt Button!""

""Hahahaha! Magneto! Welcome to die!""
 * His taunt deals damage with the speech bubble.
 * When he fights Magneto:

""So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?""
 * When he defeats M.O.D.O.K., we get this little gem

""And THAT'S for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures that were never possible to beat!""
 * When he defeats Arthur, he reminds us:

"Iron Man: Just the arm? Why? Can't afford the rest of the suit?
 * Change characters into him, then don't move and watch him make a fool out of himself.
 * From the second intro movie: Amaterasu and Joe running up Super Skrull's arm, only to end up catching nothing and going Oh Crap when they find themselves learning that Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress.
 * Spencer and Iron Man's specific pre-match taunts:

Spencer: How much of that suit is bionic?"

""So, you doin' anything after this?""
 * M.O.D.O.K.'s attempt at a bicycle kick results in him flying across the screen flailing his stubby little legs.
 * In the video above, Spider-Man tagging in Magneto with: "Maggy!"
 * And when he tags in Deadpool, he shouts "MR. WILSONNNN!"
 * In his ending,
 * This video in which Captain America insults Zero by saying, "Your name is Zero? Hope you don't fight like one." Zero then proceeds to decimate Cap's entire team. Who's the zero now, Cap?
 * Not as funny once you realize that Cap is referencing the Zero fighter planes from WWII. More awesome that way.
 * Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't Amaterasu: (Yes, that includes Tron!!!)

""And that was for Civil War!""
 * Arthur losing his armor in the third intro movie.
 * When Wesker and Chris confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K.
 * In the same movie. seeing M.O.D.O.K. get smacked aside by the Hulk just before he catches X-23.
 * In a recent trailer to showcase rivals, who gets put up against the Universe conquering Dormammu? Who else but Viewtiful Joe!
 * If the last character Captain America defeats is Iron Man:

""Somebody once called me Phoenix Wright with muscles... and then I called an ambulance.""
 * One of She-Hulk's win quotes:

""""
 * When she beats Deadpool to end a match, she says that if the game were made in the nineties, she would be the one hitting him with a health bar.
 * Also her ending, where.
 * Thor's command taunt. Scenery-chewing has never been so awesome.
 * Interrupting scenery-chewing has never been so hilarious as Galactus shows us.
 * During the intro, Haggar and Felicia trying and failing to save Haggar's mayoral campaign sign while battles are raging all around them.
 * Deadpool's ending:


 * Trish's ending:
 * Tron's ending:
 * X-23's ending, where she His response is basically "Yeah, yeah, now get that thing off my lawn."
 * M.O.D.O.K.'s ending, where
 * In Joe's ending,
 * Zero's ending,
 * In the Hulk's ending,
 * In the Hulk's ending,

"Sentinel: Battle data indicates excessive force was not required.
 * A win quote from Sentinel of all people.

(defeating X-23): "Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.""

"Doctor Doom: The applause shall continue for another hour. The first person to stop clapping shall be executed."
 * And one of his taunts is "Undermine Target confidence!"
 * Doctor Doom gets one as well in his win quote:

""I'll make you wish you were fighting Magneto!""
 * His intro against any of the X-Men, doubling as a Take That:

""(Intro)Shuma-Gorath: A living corpse! How quaint!
 * Shuma-Gorath's attraction to Hsien-Ko is hilariously disturbing.

"(Win Text)Shuma-Gorath: As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would be given many dimensions as a dowry!"

""Eww, I don't even wanna touch that!""
 * Not to mention her response.

"Deadpool: Where you from, pretty boy? Planets of the fabios?
 * Mike Haggar says, in his pre-fight dialogue against Shuma-Gorath, that an arm lock won't work on Shuma...but he can piledrive him like anyone else just fine.
 * If he can piledrive Sentinel, a giant fucking robot twice his height, then Shuma-Gorath shouldn't be a problem.
 * The comic book included in the Special Edition. No Fourth Wall Up to Eleven. You should read that by yourself.
 * Actually, some dialog is edited. For example, the original line from the comic was:

Dante: Jealousy will get you nowhere."

"Ghost Rider: "Hell hath no fury like a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle.""
 * Ghost Rider's victory quote. There's something funny about him saying it completely straight.

""Perhaps I've accidentally transported myself to an alternate reality where nobody but me can fight.""
 * Taskmaster's ending.
 * Nemesis' "time's up" loss animation? Standing still and...dropping his rocket launcher. Nothing else.
 * Nemesis brings in a lot of surprising hilarity. For example, one of his text win quotes is simply "." and nothing else.
 * One of Doctor Strange's Curb Stomp Battle winquotes:

""In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck.""
 * This Nova winquote:

""Promise me... no zoo.""
 * In the opening movie for Ultimate, among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless.
 * Chun-Li gets to be the victim of the Parry system. By Ryu of all people.
 * While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual Big No, Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A...!" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack:

""That's for letting them mess up Raccoon City, you wanker!""
 * Rocket Raccoon's win-quote against Chris Redfield.

"Rocket Raccoon:"
 * Frank West's Level 1 hyper, which begins with him jamming a Servbot head onto his opponent and only gets better from there. For added hilarity, try it on M.O.D.O.K. (enormous Servbot head) and Shuma-Gorath (one-eyed Servbot head).
 * Rocket Raccoon's ending, where he found that

": I hereby renew my request for a change of venue."
 * Phoenix Wright's ending, where

"Rocket Racoon: You've fought zombies, mutants, tyrants-but nothing's prepared you for A RACCOON.
 * Rocket Racoon and Chris' intro quotes against each other.

Chris: (in utter confusion) There's a...um....heavily armed woodland creature..."

"Before a fight: You're cute. Time to die!
 * Speaking of Rocket Raccoon, there's M.O.D.O.K.'s quotes against him.

After a fight, if he wins: I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE!"

"Jill: Stop. Following. ME!"
 * Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every Resident Evil 3 player ever to Nemesis.

"She-Hulk: If there's ever an Mv C 4, I'll destroy you there too, Wade."
 * She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall:

"Dante: (sitting lazily) I can smell you standing there, you know. Whaddya want?
 * Dante's new ending in Ultimate:


 * If you so desired, I could return your mother to you, alive and well. I could even mend your relationship with your brother -- make your family whole again. All I would require is --

Dante: (quickly put a gun under the guy's chin)


 * Gyark!

Dante: I'm not really interested in mending fences with my brother, so here's my counteroffer: You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the year, and I'll leave you here with your head attached to your body.


 * Actually, there's a fiend called who has caused me trouble to no end...

Dante: Done. But I'm charging you triple because you're such a tool."

"Trish: Maybe I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light. Just kidding. Who would say something that lame?
 * A lot of new dialogue in Ultimate references infamous events from the characters' home series in the most hilarious ways.

Spider-Man: (defeating Firebrand) You know, you sort of look like the guy who ruined my marriage...

Spencer: One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.

Chris: Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit."

""Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!"
 * All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the Broadway musical incident which happened between the release of the two versions of the game.

"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!""

"Nova: It's times like this I miss being a new warrior. Speedball would point and laugh at you right now."
 * One of Albert Wesker's new "Winner!" screen quotes has him bragging about how expensive his custom-made sunglasses were.
 * Phoenix Wright convicting a bad guy? Awesome. Phoenix Wright convicting a boldface, Babyface GOOD GUY? (eg: Captain America, Haggar or Thor) There's where the fun comes in accusing the good guys with something they might not have done, or done so little and get huge damage as a payback.
 * Amaterasu is a known turnip thief. Doctor Strange is way behind on his taxes. And Iron Man should have known that hitting on Tron would come back to bite him.
 * Nova: "Blue blazes! I'm AWESOME!"

"Shuma-Gorath: Welcome, vile fleshling scum!"
 * There's also "Really? I mean... REALLY?" when he faces Viewtiful Joe.
 * Shuma-Gorath's ending. After defeating Galactus and being hailed as a hero, he goes native in a most hilarious manner-

"Ghost Rider (after beating Phoenix Wright or She-Hulk): So I have this contract with Mephisto I'd like you to look at for me... (rides away)
 * The dissonance between a character's winpose and winquote can be very amusing.

Doctor Strange (after beating Hsien-Ko): Your condition... my magics might be able to help... (teleports away)

Hsien-Ko (after beating Shuma-Gorath): Oh, my clothes are all slimy now! (smiles and winks)

Hsien-Ko (after beating Nemesis): Oh man... that was really frightening! (smiles and winks)

Galactus (after being defeated): How dare you! I now must squash you like the bug that you are! (falls off the stage)"

"Rocket Raccoon: Say how embarrassing it was to be beaten up by a raccoon one more time and I'm going to beat you up again."
 * One of Rocket Raccoon's win quotes brings up the inevitable response to his inclusion in the game.