Human Centipede the Musical

Human Centipede: The Musical is a satirical adaptation of The Human Centipede. It can be viewed here.

"Everyone: Don’t sew your mouth to my butt, and I won’t sew my butt to you. If we all keep out butts to ourselves, we can change the world."
 * Ax Crazy: Voller.
 * Break the Cutie: Steve.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Lindsay's actress revolts during the "feeding" scene.
 * Brick Joke: Butt cocktails.
 * Calling Your Attacks: Steve cries out “Stab!” twice: once when he, and again when he
 * Captain Obvious Aesop: Parodied in the final song.

"Steve: Never give up! Never surrender!"
 * Contractual Genre Blindness: Lindsay and Jenny display Genre Savviness on numerous occasions, yet they never apply it.
 * Death By Adaptation:
 * Determinator: Steve.

"Lindsay: I haven’t seen a street sign in a while.
 * Driven to Suicide:
 * Establishing Character Moment: Most of the main characters, especially Steve, have them.
 * Evil Is Hammy: Heiter.
 * Faux Affably Evil: Heiter, who explains how the human centipede will be created in song.
 * For the Evulz: The reason why Heiter kills the truck driver.
 * Germanic Efficiency

Jenny: That’s so weird. I thought Germans were supposed to be, like, really efficient."

"Voller: I smell danger! I want more!"
 * In Harm's Way: Kranz and Voller.
 * Keet: Steve.
 * Large Ham: Voller.
 * Large Ham: Voller.

"Narrator: This would be sad if they didn’t look so amusing."
 * Lyrical Dissonance: Dr. Heiter’s Villain Song, along with the penultimate number, an upbeat song about how
 * Mood Whiplash: Heiter interrupts Steve’s cheerful music number by drugging him and dragging him offstage.
 * Musicalis Interruptus: Heiter does this to Steve and Lindsay on separate occasions.
 * Narm: Lampshaded.

"Narrator: Just so you know, everybody... you poop when you die!"
 * No Dead Body Poops: Averted.

"Jenny: What are we gonna do? We blew a tire, and we don’t know where we are! This literally could not be any worse!
 * Not Even Bothering With the Accent: Heiter, Kranz, and Voller.
 * Plot Hole: One lyric states, “Steve smiled until his last teeth were gone”, but Steve is at the front of the centipede.
 * The Pollyanna: Steve retains his cheerful demeanor even when he wakes up tied to a bed and finds out that he’ll be part of a human centipede.
 * Rock Bottom

Narrator: Or could it!?"

"Jenny: We’re dangerously unprotected.
 * Taking You With Me:
 * That's What She Said

Lindsay: That’s what she said."

"Jenny: We don’t know where we are, and we don’t have phones, and we’re just two girls, and the horror movie really writes itself here!
 * This Is Reality

Lindsay: Okay, relax. This is real life, not a horror movie."

"Narrator: Poop jokes! This is art!"
 * Title the Adaptation
 * Toilet Humor: A cornerstone of the plot.


 * Translation Convention: All of the dialogue is in English.
 * Valley Girl: Lindsay and Jenny.
 * Villain Song: The means through which Dr. Heiter explains the procedure.