We Need a Distraction/Quotes

"Michael: Most people think distracting a group of guys is best done by a beautiful woman. The problem with beautiful women is people want them to stick around; which can cause a lot of problems. Obnoxious guys, they just want to get rid of."

- Burn Notice

"Kiki: Look at me look at me look at me!


 * the heroes sneak past the guards*

Kiki: *points* Look, a distracting thing!


 * guards turn to look, Kiki sneaks off. Guards turn back to see an empty corridor, look at each other and shrug*"

- Kiki, The Heroes of Middlecenter

"The Doctor: Need a proper look. Got to draw its fire. Give it a target.

Amy: How?

The Doctor: You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?

Amy: Yeah?

The Doctor: Sorry. [Leaps out of cover] LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!"

- Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"

"Ian: He can't get both of us! I'll distract him, you run for the bridge!

Katie: He'll get you!

Ian: You got a better idea?!

Katie: Yeah -- I'll distract him! (runs off)"

- Are You Afraid of the Dark?, "The Tale of the Midnight Ride"

"Earl: Hey Melvin! You wanna make a buck?"

- Tremors

""Ahh, always the distraction!""

- Ron from Kim Possible