Me and My Dick/Funny

"Sally: I'm dead. Joey: Oh no you're not. Tell your mom to shut the hell up. Sally: -to her mom- Shut the hell up, please! Sally's Mom (offstage): Okay, Sally. I love you! Joey: Okay, your mom kinda stole my thunder..."
 * Joey's little dance and facial expressions after "kissing" Miss Cooter.
 * When Joey bursts into Sally's room after

"Joey: I will provide f- Heart: Louder. Joey: (Accompanied by weird arm gestures) PROVIDE FOR YOU AND LOVE YOU. YOU WILL KEEP MY HOME AND RAISE MY CHILDREN!!!!"
 * Joey proposing to Vanessa:


 * After realizing he's in love with Sally, Joey stammers a couple of seconds them murmurs "Shit!". I think he did the same in A Very Potter Musical.
 * "JOEY RITCHER IS CRYING IN HERE!"
 * The entire existence of the character of The Old Snatch. There is just something about the anthropomorphic personification of a vagina as a rugged, crusty old man in a flapper dress and pearls that is simultaneously disgusting and hilarious.