Super Weight/New Media

New Media

 * Orions Arm:
 * Type 0: Most baseline humans; Victims of the Queen of Pain; victims of Kedric, Verifex, or any other insane transapient.
 * Type 1: Most nearbaseline humans in ultratech civilizations.
 * Type 2: Superiors, cyborgs, vecs, some tweaks, some rianths/splices/provolves.
 * Type 3: Most Transapients
 * Type 4: Higher Transapients, Sentient ships
 * Type 5: Archailects, the Leviathan


 * Protectors of the Plot Continuum
 * Type -1: Author-wraiths once Exorcised
 * Type 0: Makes-Things, DoSAT Agents, Medical Agents, Janitors, Nursery kids, most Interns, most Canons under a Mary Sue's thrall, Agent Luxury , Agent Osbert
 * Type 1: Badass Normal Agents ie. Agent Jay, Agent Acacia, Agent Suicide, Agent Dafydd, Agent Troven etc., most Black Cats, the Mystery Assassin
 * Type 2: Flowers, Minis, Hul Choka
 * Type 3: Agents with special abilities ie. Agent Paddlebrains, Agent Zodfang, etc., any Agent in a sufficiently-powerful Disguise
 * Type 4: Agent Tawaki, Agent Windflower, Agent Chliever, God Mode Sues, Balrogs, Macroviruses, the Mysterious Somebody
 * Type 5: Cthulhu, Big Brother, Sekhmet and presumably the other various gods who endorse the PPC, extremely powerful God Mode Sues like Robecca
 * Type 6: Aslan, Morgoth, Sun Crushers
 * Type 7: The Key to Canon


 * Red vs. Blue
 * Type -1: Caboose
 * Type 0: Most of the Red and Blue teams
 * Type 1: Tucker (with sword), Wash, Freelancers without AI
 * Type 2: Sheila, Andy, Freelancers with AI
 * Type 3: Tex, ,
 * Type 4: The Meta, Church in Monitor
 * Type 5: The Director,


 * That Guy With the Glasses
 * Type -1: 90's Kid, Chester A. Bum, Douchey McNitpick, Ma-Ti
 * Type 0: Most reviewers and characters
 * Type 1: The Nostalgia Critic
 * Type 2: Kevin Baugh, Dr. Linksano, Phelous, Pollo
 * Type 3: Angry Joe, Dr. Insano, Linkara
 * Type 4: Blood Beard Joe, Santa Christ, Lord Vyce, Malachite,
 * Type 5: Optimus Prime, The Entity