Unwanted Rescue

"Ichigo: I'm gonna save you even if I have to drag you away. From now on, all your opinions are rejected! Rukia: You're ignoring all of the rescuee's opinions?! What kind of tyrannical way of saving someone is that?! Ichigo: Shut up! The one being rescued doesn't get to complain!"

- Bleach

""Help! I'm being rescued!""

- Princess, Reset Generation

The Big Damn Heroes go into full-rescue operation to save the Victim of the Week. After much hardship, they prevail...only to learn that the victim didn't want to be rescued. A few possible reasons:


 * The captive, for reasons only his brooding self could comprehend, was ready to welcome misery or death.
 * The capture was really part of a plan, which the Big Damn Heroes just effectively ruined for their side.
 * The villain planned for the rescue and so turned it to their own advantage.
 * The captive considers being obliged to their rescuer to be more trouble than just escaping without their help or even continued captivity would have been.
 * Captivity was actually rather pleasant (if only for a certain kind of person), or a version of Fluffy Cloud Heaven. Or maybe the "captive" was actually a willing guest in the first place, and the whole thing was a silly misunderstanding.
 * The intervention caused more damage than the lack of it, as the heroes have destroyed something that will now cause the base to blow up; Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.
 * Or, worse, the captive had nearly had an agreement for a peaceful resolution with the apparent villain (perhaps the Monster Is a Mommy or otherwise not really evil), and the heroes' attack restarts the conflict and convinces the foe that peace is impossible.
 * The captive was already getting away or even turning the tables on their captor without help, and the "rescuers" just screwed that up by barging in.
 * For some reason, the intended rescuee actually requested to be held captive No Matter How Much I Beg and just now that they've been freed, they end up being Not Themselves and cause serious damage.
 * The Terrifying Rescuer and/or Destructive Savior seems more dangerous than staying safely in prison.

Whatever reason, the "victim" is severely pissed off at the unwanted heroes who are left stunned by his ungratefulness. No one goes home happy this time.

When the unwillingly saved party is a Rival or Worthy Opponent, it becomes an Embarrassing Rescue.

See also Not Brainwashed, Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like. May be triggered by Stockholm Syndrome. Contrast with Lotus Eater Machine, where the "wanted captivity" is only an illusion and clearly the wrong choice.

Anime and Manga

 * In Bleach, Rukia doesn't want to be rescued from her impending execution; see the above quote. She thinks she deserves to die for . Ichigo doesn't care. Nor do numerous other characters who aid (or in some cases, attempt to aid) in Rukia's rescue.
 * She also fears for the safety of those attempting to save her, not being genre savvy enough to know that a small band of reckless youth starting out at the bottom of the totem pole of power levels would be able to defeat a large established organization of fighters, many of which have been training for centuries.
 * Ichigo seems to have really bad luck with this trope. Pretty much every person he's 'saved' hasn't wanted it. In the movies, Hitsugaya says something along the lines of "I didn't ask for your help and I didn't want it," and while Senna does want to be saved, she doesn't seem to want Ichigo to do it. (Until she realizes her death would be The End of the World as We Know It. Also, in the most recent arc, Orihime thanks Ichigo for saving her, but then goes on to say she'll stay kidnapped so she
 * A minor (and humorous) version of this can be found in Full Metal Panic! with Sousuke and Mao. When Mao was describing how she first met Sousuke and Kurz, she mentions that her first meeting with Sousuke went rather poorly, with Sousuke being ridiculously unfriendly and stand off-ish. And when Kurz starts sexually harassing her (which was mainly just to ensure that she wouldn't choose him for part of her SRT team), Sousuke stealthily goes up to them and stops Kurz by putting his rifle between them. However, this "rescue" doesn't exactly go appreciated, considering the way he phrased it and the condescending way he acted. "That's enough. Your name is Kurz Weber, right? Stop teasing the petty officer. You'll cause trouble for the rest of us."
 * An intersting case in Naruto. Naruto and Sakura are continually attempting to rescue Sasuke. Not only does he not want in the slightest to be rescued and dragged back to Konoha, he usually attempts to kill his friends for their troubles. Not that they give up. When Sasuke rescues himself from the imminent danger (by killing the then-Big Bad), Naruto and Sakura go on trying to rescue him from himself. The current method seems to be by either killing him or by fighting him and having both sides simultaneously destroy each other.
 * Early in the movie Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust, the titular character is tasked with rescuing a woman from the vampire Count Meier Link. However, in the midst of his first fight with Meier, he suddenly hears her call out his name. The revelation is enough of a shock to make D break off the fight, since this is when he realizes he never got the whole story: that she was a willing participant in the whole affair, and that the two are actually trying to elope.
 * In One Piece, Robin doesn't only complain, she uses her powers violently on her comrade Usopp to make him and all the other Strawhats to understand that she wants to die and do a Heroic Sacrifice while on it. They save her nonetheless.
 * Genesis Climber Mospeada has resident Badass Biker Babe Houquet (Rook Bartley in Robotech) getting upset when Stig and Ray rescue her in a bar fight during their second meeting.

Comic Books

 * Subverted in an arc in Fantastic Four, in which Reed, Sue and Johnny travel to the afterlife to rescue the recently deceased Ben, only to learn that Ben doesn't want to be rescued, and in fact their attempts to rescue him are seemingly preventing him from entering Paradise. However, it soon transpires that Ben is actually preventing himself from entering Paradise; he's not ready to die, but his subconscious can't admit this to himself.
 * In an issue of Dv 8, Copycat, who suffers from multiple personality disorder, is furious at her teammates for rescuing her from a virtual solitary confinement cell, because her imprisonment allowed her five personalities to integrate, allowing her a brief period of contentment.
 * In one issue of Doom Patrol, Robotman saves a woman he found in the trunk of a man's car at a gas station. As soon as the coast was clear, he set her down and she started running from him, throwing rocks to impede his movement... turns out she was the guy's girlfriend, and they were trying to spice things up, and it was her idea in the first place.
 * In 'The Beginning', a Sonic the Hedgehog comic series, Sally Acorn attempts to uncover the secret to undoing Roboticizer technology using boots specially designed by Rotor. She set up a 'negotiation' with Robotnik, fully expecting him to betray her and roboticize her. Naturally (or rather unnaturally) he delivers, saying that 'machines can't make or break promises' after Sally accuses him of doing the latter, keeping up the act. Sonic, Tails and Antoine arrive on the scene before she is put through the machine however and 'rescue' her. Back at Knothole, Rotor asks her how it went. She promptly explains what happened to him, with Sonic and his compatriots very confused at her displeasure. She storms off after Rotor tells them what the boots were for.
 * In the Carl Barks Donald Duck story "Race to the South Seas", news that Scrooge McDuck was lost at sea drives him and his lazy Jerkass cousin Gladstone Gander to race each other to the rescue. Natrually, Gladstone reaches Scrooge first, but Scrooge explains he got himself lost at sea to get away from relatives, and cuts him out of his will. Donald, who was nearby, wisely kept himself out of Scrooge's sight.
 * In the City of Heroes tie-in comics, Statesman went missing at a time the world needed him most (Everyone's super-powers and technology had gone kaput). So the remaining Freedom Phalanx members disobeyed his direct orders (given via a recorded message) and set out to find him. They discovered him being tortured by several former super-villains, and rescue him. His thanks? Calling them all idiots and informing them that he had HIRED those villains and WANTED to get tortured so that he'd have the means to reactivate his powers (somehow). Oops.
 * In the "Flight of the Firebird" arc in Suicide Squad, the Squad is sent into Russia to free a dissident writer from The Gulag. After breaking her out, they discover that she did not want to be rescued. So long as she was in prison, she was a symbol to other dissidents. If she escaped, she became just another defector. Ultimately she was killed during the escape attempt, thus becoming a martyr.
 * The furry comic, Xanadu has Tabbe Le Fauve captured, stripped and thrown into the Unicorn Pool. Considering that the beautiful and randy unicorn Empress Alicia then joins him for some sex, Tabbe obviously is in no hurry to be rescued for a while. Unfortunately, that is exactly when his partner, Johathon the mule, gets him out of the pool and the arms of Alicia with Tabbe howling, "But I don't want to be rescued!"

Fan Works

 * In With Strings Attached, the four rescue about 40 people from being shrunken pets in a basement terrarium, and take them back to C'hou... but they forget to mention that C'hou is in a completely different universe, and it's a one-way trip, so now the refugees are permanently separated from their homes. For the rest of the book, they refer to the four as kidnappers.

Film - Animated
"Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr.Incredible's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain."
 * In Shrek, Fiona, though at first pleased to be saved, no longer wants to be after it is revealed that her rescuer is an ogre, and will not leave until Shrek forces her to.
 * The Incredibles has Oliver Sansweet, who sues Mr. Incredible for foiling his suicide attempt.


 * In the final scenes of Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, Sid the sloth resurrects Scrat the squirrel from a Near-Death Experience, in which Scrat had experienced the squirrel version of heaven: thus, Scrat proceeds to attack Sid for "saving" him.
 * In Toy Story 2, Woody at first wants to escape Al's penthouse and return to Andy's home, but after learning about Jessie's abandonment story, and with encouraging words from Stinky Pete, he couldn't bring himself to make an Air Vent Passageway escape and abandon his Roundup Gang. When Buzz and his rescue team arrive, Woody tells him that he's accepting his fate as a display in a Japanese toy museum, but has second thoughts after Buzz leaves.
 * In Disney's Oliver and Company, when the titular kitten is adopted by a rich little girl, his stray-dog friends try to rescue him from what they think is a horrible fate.
 * And by extension, Oliver Twist with Brownlow.

Film

 * In The Brain That Wouldn't Die, a Mad Scientist doctor accidentally kills his girlfriend in a car accident. He takes her decapitated head and revives it, but she is none too happy about the situation and begs for death.
 * Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump, as this video will show.
 * Sir Galahad was clearly reluctant to leave the nymphomaniac-populated Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It was apparent the rescuers were protecting his chastity (his title is Galahad the Chaste).
 * Also, sir Lancelot goes and slaughters a wedding party to rescue a damsel lad in distress, to the horror of the king. Lancelot is then married off to the bride-to-be as compensation for the damage.
 * In Quantum of Solace, James Bond rescues Camille from the boat of the evil General Medrano, knocking her unconscious in the process. Later he finds out that her being on the General's boat was the culmination of her lifelong plan of revenge on the General for raping and killing her family. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.
 * Harvey Dent isn't at all happy in The Dark Knight when Batman saves him
 * Soran's rescue from the Nexus in Star Trek Generations.
 * Combined with a hostage situation in Swordfish. The bad guy has strapped the hostages with explosives that will go off if they get too far away from him. Two police officers who are Too Dumb to Live manage to grab one of the hostages and drag her away from the scene while she is fighting to get back inside. She blows up.
 * The entire point of The Professionals (so much so that merely listing the movie under this trope is a spoiler; maybe that's why it wasn't here before?)
 * In Addams Family Reunion, Lurch saves a Rich Bitch from drowning and gives her CPR. She isn't very grateful.

Literature

 * Semi-subversion: In Alan Dean Foster's Journey of the Catechist trilogy, Etjole Ehomba promises a dying man that he will rescue the beautiful Visioness Themaril, who has been kidnapped by the sorcerer/warlord Hymneth the Possessed, and return her to her home city. After many adventures, he and his companions storm Hymneth's fortress to discover that the Visoness has decided to stay, believing that her influence can make him less evil. Etjole proceeds to bring her home by force. As soon as they arrive, and he has fulfilled his promise, Etjole takes her right back to Hymneth.
 * In Terry Pratchett's The Light Fantastic, Cohen the Barbarian rescues a girl from a druidic sacrifice, only for the girl to complain that she had been waiting all her life to be a Virgin Sacrifice so she could get into paradise. What's more, Cohen's back goes as he tries to hoist the girl over his shoulder, and it ends up with the girl carrying him out of the stone circle.
 * And in the previous book, The Colour of Magic, Rincewind and Twoflower "rescue" Hrun the Barbarian from marrying the stunningly beautiful Liessa and, in the process, become King of the Wyrmberg.
 * In the Enchanted Forest Chronicles, an Affectionate Parody of fairy tales, Princess Cimorene runs away to work for a dragon in order to escape her Arranged Marriage. She has to keep dissuading her fiance and others from trying to rescue her.
 * She also horrifies one of the knights when she explains that the dragon is out borrowing a crepe pan. Explaining why the dragon is borrowing a crepe pan leads to the exclamation "You DO like it here!"
 * In Brewster's Millions and it's various adaptations, the attempts of concerned friends to either intervene in the protagonist's feverish spending of his newly inherited millions or wisely invest his money so that he'll save at least some of it tend only to frustrate the protagonist, since unknown to them he has to spend the original inheritance in order to gain an even bigger one.
 * In The Death of the Vazir Mukhtar, a poor (in both meanings of the word) German father is surprised to find out that his abducted daughter is perfectly happy in a luxurious Persian harem and doesn't want to go back to his chores. He is eventually forced to renounce her, as she does him.
 * In The Wheel of Time
 * In The Shattered World, Tahrynyar is so unwilling to be saved by Pandrogas, the sorcerer who'd been having an affair with his wife, that
 * The medieval cronicle of the Danes, Gesta Danorum by Saxo Grammaticus, tells the story of Starkad who after having slain nine brothers in single combat angrily refused the aid of three passers-by he considered dishonourable, although his guts was hanging out of his belly. The rest of his story is pretty much like that as well.
 * The Rescue of Omar Ganski:

Live Action TV
"Buster/Kim: Torture me all you want, Demonica, I'll never crack! Demonica/Jenny: Oh, but you will. Malicia/Megan: By the time we're through with you, you'll be begging to tell us everything you know. Demonica/Jenny: You'll be our puppet. Malicia/Megan: (stroking finger up and down his chest) Our slave. Buster/Kim: (enthusiastically) Great! You're doing great! (Tom Paris [playing the hero Captain Proton] bursts into the room waving a raygun) Proton/Paris: You're done for, Demonica! Malicia/Megan: Malicia! She's Demonica. Proton/Paris: Whatever. You two are going to jail for a very long time. Buster/Kim: I've got everything under control, Proton! Shouldn't you be getting back to Headquarters?"
 * In the Blackadder Goes Forth episode "Private Plane", Blackadder and Baldrick have been shot down over German territory and imprisoned by Baron von Richthofen who plans to give them "a fate worse than a fate worse than death"... being sent to Germany to teach young girls Home Economics. Naturally Blackadder is thrilled at the idea of leaving the trenches and the pointless war for good... until Lord Flasheart arrives to rescue him.
 * When Blackadder attempts to stall the rescue, Flashheart works out his game and forces them to come with him. (Though he makes it up to him slightly by headbutting Darling)
 * At the start of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's sixth season, Buffy is "saved" from hell by her friends. Problem is, she wasn't in hell but in heaven and was content that way.
 * In one episode of The Drew Carey Show, friends and relatives worry over the fate of comatose Drew and come close to pulling the plug on him if he doesn't recover because he requested that of his brother—but in reality he's having the time of his life with a giant party inside his head. Complete with his brother saying "I can't imagine what kind of hell he's in right now" followed immediately by a cut to him enjoying himself.
 * On Lost, Kate leads a rescue attempt to recover Jack, even though he's told her not to come back to the Others' campground. When she manages to sneak in, he tells her to get out, because what Kate doesn't know is that Jack is scheduled to leave the island the next morning.
 * Stargate SG-1, season six episode "The Other Guys": a pair of scientists save the team from capture... but in reality the team let themselves be captured so they could get in touch with a mole in the enemy army, and the scientists have all but ruined the plan.
 * Done hilariously on Charmed. When Phoebe and Piper turn up, Prue and her naked 'kidnapper' are making out, after having enjoyed a night together. No one's very thrilled.
 * In the Torchwood episode "Combat", Owen Harper is sent undercover to infiltrate an undercover fight club for men with too much money and too little sense of purpose whose main event involves seeing who can last the longest in a cage with a captured Weevil. After he's forced into the cage at gunpoint, the rest of his team bursts in guns a-blazing, shuts down the ring, and pulls him out. In the hospital afterward with his injuries, he explains that he didn't want saving- somehow, his time in the cage gave him a sense of peace he had never felt before. This isn't explained further, but he might just be suicidal.
 * Happened all the time on Robin Hood with Damsel Scrappy Kate, who (for whatever reason) just didn't seem to like it when the outlaws saved her life. By the fifth or sixth time, the audience was begging the outlaws to simply let natural selection do its job.
 * In the Doctor Who original series story "The Web of Fear", the Doctor submits to a plan which allows the Intelligence to drain his mind. His companions try to stop him and he fights them off. It turns out that he was not fighting them because he was controlled; rather, he had sabotaged the machine so that he would drain the Intelligence instead and his companions, by rescuing him, had allowed the Big Bad to get away.
 * Played for laughs in Star Trek: Voyager with the "Captain Proton" holoprogram. Ensign Kim (playing Proton's sidekick Buster Kincaid) has been captured and chained up by the Twin Mistresses of Evil (played by the ship's babes, Megan and Jenny Delaney from Stellar Cartography). Needless to say Ensign Kim is not particularly bothered by this.

Newspaper Comics

 * In the Modesty Blaise arc "The Vanishing Dollybirds'', Modesty and Willy set out to break a white slavery ring. However, at the end, it turns out that the girl they originally set out to rescue is perfectly happy as a member of the sheik's harem.

Video Games

 * Variation in The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time: Inside Jabu Jabu's belly, Ruto is more concerned with retrieving the Zora's Sapphire than with being rescued, and is more than a little stuck up about the whole thing.
 * In Reset Generation, players are defeated when their princess is "rescued" by another player. Since the princesses are aware of this fact, all of the rescues are unwanted and they say lines like the one at the top of this page when grabbed.
 * Many an MMORPG newbie has tried to pull a Big Damn Heroes moment, only to be berated for kill stealing. Turns out that when Death Is a Slap on The Wrist, people would rather lose their lives than have to spend more time on that trophy-collection quest...
 * Last Scenario has a variant in which the Big Bad is saved by his Quirky Miniboss Squad. Unfortunately, he swore long ago that he would become strong enough that he would never have to rely on other people. It was bad enough that his defeat showed how weak he was, but his minions' Villainous Valour  only amplified his Villainous Breakdown.
 * In Knights of the Old Republic 2, you have to save Vrook from a group of mercenaries who are planning to cash in on a Jedi bounty. However after youw in, Vrook reveals that he got himself caught on purpose so that he could track down the person who had put the bounty out in the first place. To make matters worse, your actions have made the rest of the mercs desperate and they proceed to attack the settlers.
 * Played with beautifully in Braid.
 * Happens in Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time when Ratchet goes to save Azimuth from Lord Vorselon. It's apparently because he'd rather Ratchet go on to find the Great Clock by himself, rather than waste time to save an old Lombax.

Web Comics

 * One Nodwick comic strip (based on a Dungeons and Dragons adventure in Dungeon magazine) involves the heroes rescuing a knight who gave himself up as a hostage/sacrifice to a dragon, leading him to berate them for putting the lives of thousands at risk. "Hey! He made Piffany cry! Get him!"
 * This Casey and Andy strip involves Jenn's unwilling rescue from the Hunkinites.
 * Serious example: Mo and Sojueilo's squad free Thomil's in Juathuur, depriving them of the fastest way to reach the villain palace.

Web Original
"We figured you'd be happy! No, I'm - I would be, I'd be fucking stoked if they weren't releasing me today."
 * Lonelygirl15 has done it a few times, as the heroes rescue girls whose blood is "trait positive" to keep them from being used in a mysterious ceremony which will result in their death. These girls tend to have no idea they have anything to worry about and are very hostile to their rescuers until they either escape or are convinced. This is subverted when one girl actually turns out to be trait negative, meaning the heroes' actions weren't even an unwilling rescue but a plain and simple kidnapping.
 * Everyman HYBRID: The boys break "Damsel" out of the institution (with Jeff tackling a security guard in the process), and have no idea why she's angry.

Western Animation

 * Danny Phantom had Danny and Tucker attempting to rescue Sam from the clutches of an evil ghost prince who intended to marry her. Neither of them realized that she was this close to saving her own ass until it was too late—the situation became much, much worse.
 * An episode of Kids Next Door features Numbah 1 infiltrating a college where they remove kids' brains. He is subsequently captured but it turns out that . Numbah 1 has no objections. His team soon bust in to rescue him, getting him horribly hurt in the process, while he begs to be taken back.
 * He never got to tell the man
 * The Angry Beavers "Zooing Time": The supposedly brainwashed Norbert is genuinely disappointed at being rescued from a zoo, because he actually likes it, but Daggett thinks that he's saying that because he was brainwashed. (And he's taking responsibility for getting Norb sent to the zoo to begin with.)
 * The Looney Tunes short Bear Feat, featuring Chuck Jones' Three Bears characters, ends with Pa - fed up with his idiotic wife and son - trying to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff. "I'm going to be free! Free at last!" he gleefully shouts as he plummets...but Junior shows up with a bucket of water and catches him at the last minute, earning a punch in the mouth for his efforts.
 * Toward the end of the Kim Possible episode "Go Team Go", Shego has gotten hold of the villain's power-stealing MacGuffin and taken all her brothers' powers for herself. Then Drakken (thinking that Shego is in trouble) shows up with a giant battle robot, providing Kim with the distraction she needs to break the device and return everyone's powers to their proper owners.
 * A "peaceful resolution ruined" example occurs in the episode of the Aladdin series named "The Garden of Evil". The plant-like sorcerer Arbutus kidnaps princess Jasmin, but her kind and caring demeanor almost manages to alleviate his hatred to humans. Unfortunately, just before his oncoming reformation, Aladdin storms his castle.
 * In an episode of Batman the Brave And The Bold, Bats pulls Save the Villain against Joker, who'd been betrayed by the washed-up Golden Age supervillain he'd brought out of retirement. Joker is quite displeased, and says that he'd ruined his best joke ever - if the Weeper had killed Joker, he'd have "claimed his destiny," going from washed up lame bad guy to the king of crime. It sort of echoes movie Joker not wanting to be saved because he'd have made Batman break his code - even a Lighter and Softer Joker cares more about his game than even his own life.
 * Subverted in Johnny Bravo episode "Bikini Space Planet", where a bunch of beautiful alien girls abducted Johnny and he was rather enjoying it. Pops and Carl spent most of the episode developing a device to bring him back. All of their effort was for naught, since the girls ended up sending him back anyway but Pops and Carl were under the impression Johnny's return was their doing.
 * In an episode of Teen Titans, Cyborg is accidentally sent back in time and befriends some medieval villagers. He agrees to help them defend their town against invading monsters, but gets brought back to the present by Raven the moment the battle begins. As soon as he arrives home, the first thing he does is yell at the team to send him back.
 * In the Classic Disney Short "Mickey's Fire Brigade", Mickey, Donald and Goofy are firefighters trying to put out a burning building. Clarabelle Cow is inside taking a bath, unaware that there is a fire, so when the trio try to rescue her she mistakes them for peeping toms and hits them with her brush.
 * In Jimmy Two-Shoes, Heloise finally has Jimmy under the effects of a love sweater, and the two are about to kiss. Unfortunately, she also has Beezy under the effects of a fear sweater, who promptly "rescues" him.

Real Life
"Doug Powers: “Save the planet”? The planet obviously didn’t want to be saved. To the contrary, it was the global warming expedition that had to be rescued from the planet. Part of the reason Hayes and others are frustrated by the “mockery” of global warming alarmists having to be rescued is because it was yet another example of how powerless humans are over “the planet.” In that way, the expedition and its rescue did serve an important purpose."
 * Henry Morton Stanley led not one, but two long and dangerous expeditions up the Congo River in which two thirds of the expedition members died to rescue David Livingstone and Emin Pasha only to be told by them they were OK and not in need of any rescue.
 * During World War II the 101st Airborne was surrounded by the Germans and stuck in the bitter cold of Winter with ammo and food slowly dwindling. General Patton and his Army division came blazing through the area and reinforced the 101st Airborne, in the eyes of the American Military community at large Patton had rescued the Airborne. After the ordeal a good deal of the 101st Airborne refused to accept that General Patton "rescued" them saying that they were never in any need of rescuing.
 * The 2013-14 Antarctic expedition that in its quest for a proof of Global Warming met its premature, ironic and embarrassing end by... being stuck in a solid piece of "disappearing" sea ice extending as far as an eye can see. As one comment on the event pointed out their boisterous claims add even  deeper irony: