Time of Your Life (fanfiction)

""my name is abalaster dark'ness denouement crimson smith nd I am a vampire from a normal skool in da middle of noware""

- Time of Your Life's first sentence (Ignoring the Author's Note). It Got Worse after that.

Time of Your Life, by "Tara Gilesbie", is a Naruto Fan Fiction, and a good candidate for the worst fanfiction ever written.

If that sounds a lot like My Immortal, that's because it is. The story features the same "goffs", the same "prepz", the same spelling mistakes, the same author, the same everything, with the exception of the main character now being named abalaster dark'ness denouement crimson smith and it being Naruto Fanfiction.

It was taken down from fanfiction.net in 2012, and disappeared into obscurity for almost a decade afterwards. An author came forward with evidence that they had written it, including reposting the full story on the original fanfiction.net account, in late 2020. You can find the full account here and read the story here. The author has confirmed they are not Tara Gilesbie herself, but rather an impersonator.

Has nothing to do with the Party of Five spinoff with Jennifer Love Hewitt.


 * Author Avatar
 * Funetik Aksent
 * Gratuitous German
 * Malaproper
 * Poe's Law
 * Rouge Angles of Satin
 * Troll Fic: Maybe
 * Yaoi Fangirl: The author.