The Neverending Story (film)/Funny

The first film
"Mr. Koreander: The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please."
 * Mr. Koreander doesn't like teenagers much.

"Atreyu: Do you have a cold? Morla the Ancient One: No, we are allergic to youth."
 * When she/it isn't being selfish Morla the Ancient One is actually very funny.

The second film

 * Bastian trying to chat with the giant monster guards in order to by time for Atreyu.