Death by Sex/Quotes

""He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hell-beast ate them.""

- Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

"Shawn: Virgins are always safe. Cory: Thanks for saving me, Topanga. Jack: I'm dead. Eric: I'm dead. Shawn: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying."

- Boy Meets World, "And Then There was Shawn"

"''"Don't forget, folks, that's what you get, folks, for makin' whoopie."''"

- Gus Kahn, "Makin' Whoopee"

""Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?""

- Camper Van Beethoven, "Axe Murderer Song"

""No sex!""

- Father Malius, Happy Hell Night

""You're going to have sex? Don't! Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!""

- Barney, Evil Laugh

""Dead man, I'm a dead man." The joking reply to ways to survive a horror movie in Scream."