Awkward Black Girl



""My name is J, and I'm awkward -- and black. Someone once told me those were the two worst things anyone could be. That someone was right.""

- J

The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl follows the titular character, "J," a diet-pill salesperson who doesn't hate her job but thinks her co-workers are "pretty much the worst people in life." As a coping mechanism, she writes rap lyrics that she considers "too Nicki Minaj" and obsesses over the awkward issues in her life. The show addresses concerns such as "What do you do when you constantly run into the same person at stop signs?" "How do you cover up waving to the wrong person?" and much more.

The brainchild of writer/director Issa Rae, who was unable to identify with sexy vixens and sassy black women on TV, the show revolves around awkwardness, "which is a unifying and universal thing that we all have experienced in some capacity."

Check out the official site of the series at AwkwardBlackGirl.com. The show sprung into popularity after only a couple of months, due to the relatable Black and Nerdy main character not often shown in television.

The show was accepting donations via Kickstarter to extend its first season. In August 2011, they received 56,000 dollars, nearly doubly their goal of 30,000.

The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl contains examples of:
"J: Am I dating the founder of the KKK? Why all the attention?"
 * Adult Child: Amir
 * All Love Is Unrequited: J has a huge crush on Fred, which he hardly notices. Also, White Jay has a crush on J in episode 5, but it is rather one-sided.
 * Alpha Bitch: Nina.
 * Ambiguously Brown: Amir . CeCe.
 * Berserk Button: Do not touch J's stapler.
 * Everybody in J's anger management class has one of these, eg. coworkers writing emails in Comic Sans, people not letting the microwave time run out.
 * Better As Friends: As of the first season finale, J and
 * Black and Nerdy: A
 * Black Gal On White Guy Drama: Played for Laughs in episode 7. When J and White Jay walk into a restaurant all of the customers stare at them with a look of disapproval, including a black man and white girl couple.
 * Black Gal On White Guy Drama: Played for Laughs in episode 7. When J and White Jay walk into a restaurant all of the customers stare at them with a look of disapproval, including a black man and white girl couple.

"J: He's a walking rainbow of racism and the main reason he gets away with it is because nobody knows what he is."
 * Brick Joke: CeCe randomly mentions that she had to go to Racial Insensitivity Training. Amir, who had disappeared sometime during the series due to Real Life Writes the Plot, returns in the season finale, reformed by Racial Insensitivity Training. (He needed it.)
 * Butt Monkey: J before she made a couple of friends (namely CeCe) at the office.
 * Call Back
 * In episode 2, her boss lady (jokingly?) says to J, "girlfriend, how are we gonna get cornrows now?" When she shows up in episode 4, she's wearing cornrows.
 * Space-invading co-worker with AIDS, or Patti, fired sometime before episode 4, keeps re-appearing.
 * "I get you."
 * J steals water from her anger management class. "Shit, I thought he said the water was free."
 * "Dear sushi restaurant, thank you for not being Red Lobster."
 * The Cameo: Kevin McCall plays the rapper/freestyler who J had a crush on in the 11th grade.
 * Comically Missing the Point
 * Covert Pervert: Halloween is CeCe's second favorite holiday after International Fetish Day.
 * Cringe Comedy
 * Designated Love Interest: Fred.
 * Dogged Nice Guy: White Jay
 * Did Not Get the Girl/Guy: Seesaws throughout the entire first season. A didn't get J. J didn't get Fred. White Jay didn't get J.
 * Early Installment Weirdness: The first few episodes were more obviously low budget and were a lot shorter, compare the 5 minute first episode to the 25 minute season finale.
 * Extraverted Nerd: A
 * Fan Nickname: "White Jay" is almost always called "White Jay."
 * Ascended Meme, as J and CeCe now refer to him as "White Jay"
 * Gilligan Cut: As a Running Gag. J would say something calmly (e.g. "I wasn't bothered by it"), then the show would cut to her rapping furiously about just the opposite.
 * Gratuitous Greek: The Gamma Ray sorority sisters wear matching T-shirts with the Greek letters of their sorority on the front. On another note, which letter of the Greek alphabet is "ray?"
 * Gratuitous Rap
 * Green Eyed Epiphany:  Sort of a case of You Are Too Late.
 * He Who Must Not Be Heard: Darius, whose voice is so quiet that neither J nor the audience can understand what he is saying.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: J and CeCe (also known as "Curry Fried Chicken")
 * Hey It's That Guy: The Fly Guys make random appearances throughout the show.
 * Hint Dropping: Fred can't take the hint that J is interested, while A cannot take the hint that J is no longer interested.
 * Holier Than Thou: Delores a.k.a. Sister Mary Clarence.
 * Hopeless Suitor: A. It seemed as if  was heading into this direction as well but not anymore.
 * Hurricane of Euphemisms: "I want to know why the caged bird sings, I want to get my groove back, and I want the rainbow to be enuf. E-N-U-F."
 * Imagine Spot: The series is told from J's point of view so we get a lot of these.
 * Important Haircut: J cuts off all her hair after her boyfriend dumps her in episode 1. Only for her boyfriend D to take her back, then dump her again because he can't deal with her being bald.
 * Insistent Terminology:
 * CeCe always "diagnoses" J with some kind of disorder, e.g. Rejection Displacement Syndrome or Intimacy Reasoning Disorder, in order to "make use" of her psychology degree.
 * J's narration usually starts out with "It's not X, if you don't Y." Examples, "It's not violence, if you don't act on it." Or "It's not stalking, if you don't mean any harm."
 * Intelligible Unintelligible: Has become a Running Gag that Fred is the only one who can clearly hear what Darius is saying.
 * Just Friends: J and Fred, much to her dismay
 * Love At First Sight: J falls for Fred the first time she sees him.
 * Love Confession:
 * Love Triangle: A has a crush on J, who has a crush on Fred, who is dating Nina. It gets even more complicated when White Jay enters the mix.
 * Love Interest: J has two. White Jay and Fred. Also A, but it's pretty much unrequited.
 * The conflict reaches its climax in the Season 1 finale "The Decision", in which J is forced to choose between White Jay and Fred.
 * Mistaken Nationality:
 * Amir uses this to his advantage.

"Nina: Jesus! That is not a good idea.
 * Happens to CeCe all the time. She's frequently mistaken for latina, middle-eastern and "Pocahontas."
 * My Name Is Not Durwood: In Episode 12, J's boss lady keeps calling a new coworker named Jesus and pronouncing it "Jesus" when it's pronounced "hay-soos." This leads to confusion when she asks Jesus to come inside the room and everyone looks confused.

Jesus: Hay-soos! All of my ideas are good."

"Amir: (with a fake Asian accent) Haro, I'm part Asian. I think I can calculate the total."
 * N-Word Privileges
 * Nice Guy: White Jay
 * The Nicknamer: J. Mostly in her narration.
 * Oblivious to Love: Fred seems to be selectively oblivious to J's love, no matter how obvious she makes it.
 * Off Screen Breakup: Averted in the first episode, as D breaks up with J not once but twice.
 * One-Letter Name: Several characters have these.
 * Operation Jealousy: J tried this at Fred's birthday party by dancing with White Jay in order to incite a Green Eyed Epiphany. Ends up backfiring on her as he kisses Nina right in her face.
 * Plays Great Ethnics: Amir.

"Amir: We should totally get Cinco de Mayo off. I mean, my arms are ... shit ... they're still tired from all that swimming. Right, mija?
 * And...

CeCe: You know I'm not Mexican."

"White Jay: "My fellow Americans."
 * Pointy-Haired Boss: "My boss is an offensive dumb fuck of an idiot."
 * Pretty Fly for A White Guy:
 * J's boss
 * For Halloween, White Jay goes as Barack Obama.

J: Who is that? Bill Clinton?

White Jay: (points to his name tag which reads "Michelle's Baby Daddy") Barack Obama!

J: How could I possibly not get that?"

"J: Danny Glover is not his dad. They're just black together."
 * Prince Charming Wannabe: A
 * Promoted to Love Interest: Happens to White Jay in episode 6.
 * Psycho Ex-Lover: A will not leave J alone!
 * Reality Subtext: White Jay mistakes Danny Glover for Donald Glover's dad. This happens to Donald quite a lot, actually, in Real Life.

"Nina: You think this is a game? You think being a Gamma Ray is fun?"
 * Relationship Reveal: For Fred and Nina in episode 5.
 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: "No one even likes you. So get out of my face!" (Snaps)
 * This Bitch: Nina
 * Romance Inducing Smudge: Nina does this to Fred in front of J simply to make her miserable.
 * Romantic False Lead: White Jay started out as this. Has become a more developed character since then.
 * Running Gag:
 * J writes raps to channel her anger and passion.
 * "Bitches be trippin'/lyin'/nosy."
 * Sassy Black Woman: Passive-aggressive J is a deliberate aversion of this trope.
 * Serious Business: Sorority life.

"Leslie: (whispering) Kiss her."
 * Shipper On Deck:
 * CeCe encourages J to bring her relationship with Fred further.
 * Also ...

"CeCe: Nina is like the British royal family--a total spectacle without any real power."
 * Shock Value Relationship: It's implied that.
 * Shout Out:
 * Nicki Minaj
 * The GutBusters logo and name is just a variant of Ghostbusters'.
 * The Color Purple in episode 4
 * In episode 5, Nina goes, "Damn, girl, I didn't know FUBU made dresses."
 * She's All That in episode 7
 * The Fresh Prince of Bel Air in episode 7. The man's spoken word performance was almost verbatim Will's monologue from the episode his father came back.
 * Sister Act in episode 8
 * "Might as well call me 'Nelly Kelly' cuz [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilemma_
 * Brandy and Monica's duet "The Boy Is Mine" in episode 9
 * "Who are these Step du Soleil bitches?"
 * "Am I really trapped in the office? When did my life become an elongated R. Kelly music video?"
 * "Girl, you better call Tyrone!"
 * "This isn't Diary of a Sad Angry Single Black Woman."
 * On who he was talking to on the phone, D says, "I didn't say 'Mama.' I said 'Drama.' Johnny Drama."
 * Sickeningly Sweethearts: Nina purposely flaunts her relationship with Fred around the office simply because she knows it bothers J.
 * Becoming somewhat subverted as Fred had begun to grow a backbone against Nina's advances.
 * Silly Love Songs: "The perfect date is always set to a 90s love song." (Kiss Me starts to play.)
 * Single Woman Seeks Good Man: J in the first episode.
 * Special Guest: Donald Glover appears in Episode 12, as a Continuity Nod to J and White Jay's first date when she thinks the spoken word poetry they are going to see has Donald Glover in it.
 * Spicy Latina: Cece lays this on thick when talking to black guys because she thinks it entices them. Shown to just creep guys out.
 * Split Screen Phone Call
 * Stalking Is Love:
 * J toward Fred in the beginning of episode 3
 * Also, A towards Rihanna
 * Take That:


 * Theme Naming: Every episode is named "The [NOUN]"
 * Unfortunate Implications: In-universe, most of what J's boss, Amir and sometimes Nina say.
 * The Unintelligible: Darius, affectionately nicknamed "Baby Voice"/"DJ Whispers" by J. Neither J nor the audience can understand what he is saying, due to his incredibly soft voice.
 * Unreliable Narrator: The series is narrated by J, who tends to overemphasize certain characteristics of her workmates.
 * Unrequited Love Switcheroo:
 * Unusual Dysphemism: "I just Starbucked the shit out of Nina's ego."
 * Up to Eleven: "Shut the front door! And the back door. And the side door."
 * What Does He See in Her?: Said verbatim by CeCe after Fred and Nina kiss.
 * Working With the Ex: J works with her former one-night stand, A, who cannot, and will not, take the hint that J is no longer interested.
 * You Are Worth Hell: J was about to quit her job until Fred walked in.