South Park/Fanfic Recs

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General Fics
''Stories focused on the family and the friendly relationships of the cast. Plot-focused stories or light day-in-the-life stories. Pretty much anything that isn't focused on romance.''

Back to Black by teaselmeringue
 * Recommended by Pueblocutter
 * Synopsis: Kyle's a drunk, and he and Cartman are actually friends. Stan has something to do with why Kyle turned out the way he did.
 * Comments: This one-shot is full of layers and detail and its really great because it focuses on the unlikely friendship between Cartman and Kyle. The author subverts every possible cliche found in other fanfics starring these two. Not for the faint of heart, it is a bit depressing but the sequel It's been a long time is great payback. A worthwhile read for any Cartman/Kyle fan who wants to read a great story about them being friends. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

The Mysterion Mythos: Cthulhu Fhtagn by Jizena
 * Recommended by shannanananananana
 * Synopsis: Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan and Kyle are desperate to help; and Butters and the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos and insanity...
 * Comments: It's really long (and still a work in progress), but definitely worth the read.

Sick Home by Lance Ruhiru
 * Recommended by Akatsuki Daybreak
 * Synopsis: Scott Tenorman reflects on his past and present.
 * Comments: This fic is short, but excellent. It has a creepy feeling very reminiscent of Stephen King.

The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou
 * Recommended by Maxi1234
 * Synopsis: Guess. Kenny McCormick's Journal. Didn't see that coming, huh?

Ballet (Fag) on South Park Community (Warning: Mild slash)
 * Recommended by I Stomp On Your Cellphone
 * Pairings: Stendy,
 * Synopsis: Stan Marsh has a secret; he takes ballet. When this is discovered by Cartman, he tries to use it to his advantage. Unluckily for all involved, Stan and Kyle attempt to dig up some dirt on him- and what they find is more than a little disturbing.

Lightning by silvyrwing
 * Recommended by Mystic One
 * Synopsis: Kenny is struck by lightning while standing too close to Stan. They both should have died, but because of Kenny's... gift... they switched bodies instead. Naturally, they decide that the very best and most logical way to switch themselves back is to go pay a visit to the Dark God Cthulhu.
 * Comments: What seemingly starts out like just another clichéd Freaky Friday Flip fic soon delves much deeper into Kenny's immortality and identity as an Old One.

How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cszemis
 * Recommended by: That Stalker Chick
 * Synopsis: It sucks being on Santa's naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for.

Five Plus One by moonlitelm
 * Recommended by: Metal Gear Chick
 * Sypnosis: Five times that Butters was there to help out others, and one time in which he was helped out by someone.
 * Comments: A very touching and heartwarming fanfic, and very in-character. Butters being there for everyone, and being there for Butters in the end, will make you cry tears of joy. It's a very sweet story, and should not be missed.

Isolated Incident by Mariani
 * Recommended by: Metal Gear Chick
 * Sypnosis: Kyle has been pushed over the edge from being bullied in middle school, is still suffering from it, and has been driven to suicide. Very dark fanfic, and deep too.
 * Comments: Such a deep and sad story. Anyone who has been endlessly bullied in the past can easily relate to it. Wanting to get revenge on the people who bullied them, having suicidal thoughts, etc. A must-read.

It Wasn't Just Once by Tikal Tyrant
 * Recommended by: Midoriri
 * Synopsis: When his aunt and uncle have to stay a while, Butters is afraid to go to bed. Why does Kenny feel he's heard the name Uncle Bud before, and why does he even care?
 * Tags: Dark Fic, Trigger warning for

Shipping Fics
Stories focused on the romantic relationships between the cast.

Aisle 10 by Qindarka (Slash Fic),
 * Recommended by Teas Mer
 * Pairings: Craig/Tweek
 * Synopsis: Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble.

Red String by the pink striper (Slash, Implied Oral)
 * Recommended by Akatsuki Daybreak
 * Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy
 * Synopsis: Takes place during the boys' junior year of high school. Stan and Kyle's Ho Yay leads to rumors about the true nature of their relationship, which in turn leads them to see if such a relationship would work. Meanwhile Butters tries to help Kenny deal with his issues and Cartman and Wendy fall hard into Foe Yay.

Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower (Slash)
 * Recommended by Pueblocutter
 * Pairings:Craig/Tweek Tweek/Kenny
 * Synopsis:Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.

Addict by mr. eames (Slash)
 * Recommended by Zerah92
 * Pairings:Craig/Tweek
 * Synopsis:Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him.

How Long Till Your Surrender? by wettermark (Warnings: Slash, some explicit sex)
 * Recommended by thatstalkerchick
 * Pairings: Cartman/Kyle
 * Synopsis: Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.

The Sound of Farting by Luigi (Slash)
 * Recommended by Rosie Bloom
 * Pairings: Terrance/Phillip
 * Synopsis: Terrance and Phillip get married, but their relationship is threatened when Saddam Hussein and Scott (the dick) join forces to try to break them up.

Lex Talionis by Foodstamp (Slash, Some sex and much violence)
 * Recommended by skrt
 * Pairings: Stan/Kyle, others should be left as surprises
 * Synopsis: Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history.
 * Now with its own page.*

Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou (Slash, crude language, sexually suggestive scenes)
 * Recommended by jswift 22007
 * Pairings: Cartman/Wendy, Token/Wendy, Stan/Kyle
 * Synopsis: Wendy's wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she'd have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman.

Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost
 * Recommended by: Lemonfreak92
 * Pairings: Craig/Tweek
 * Synopsis: A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust. You're just begging the pressure to drown you.
 * Warning: Not recommended for those under 16 years old, unless you are a Nightmare Fetishist and can handle it. That is available for any other age, as well.

Craig, Leader Of The Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou
 * Recommended by Lemonfreak92
 * Pairings: Craig/Tweek
 * Synopsis: Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
 * Comments: A one chapter story, cute and hilarious, that presents the world (particularly Craig) through Tweek's eyes. Really good writing, the characters are well portrayed and the events are original and unpredictable.

It's been a long time by teaselmeringue
 * Recommended by pueblocutter
 * Pairings: Stan/Kyle
 * Synopsis: The sequel to Back to Black. Features a goth Stan, a college frat party, and a reunion.

100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart
 * Recommended by Lemonfreak92
 * Pairings: Cartman/Kyle
 * Synopsis: Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
 * Comments: Amazing and funny short piece that is so canonically portrayed that it can almost be part of a real South Park episode. Excellent writing.

I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG
 * Recommended by Read More Fanfiction
 * Pairings: Stan/Kyle, slight Craig/Tweet
 * Synopsis: A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market.

Melting Sunshine by theyellowsky
 * Recommended by meltingsunshine (who wonders if the author is the one who stole this troper's preferred skype name)
 * Pairings: Cartman/Kyle
 * Synopsis: Cartman was pretty good at ruining moments. Cartyle

Even In Dreams by Society's Cavity (Slash)
 * Recommended by That Stalker Chick
 * Pairing(s): Damien/Pip
 * Synopsis: Darkhearted Damien has been haunting Pip's dreams for nearly nine years, and Pip is bent on ending the nightmare. However, when the two are finally reunited in an explosive encounter, Pip realizes he needs a lot more closure than previously thought.

The Misadventures of Cartman and Wendy by Shuggie (Warning: Very mild slash)
 * Recommended by: Marlee Cross
 * Pairings: Cartman/Wendy, Kenny/Bebe, Stan/Kyle
 * Synopsis: High school is over and college is a thing of the past. Rich, successful, and two time zones away from the headache that is South Park, Wendy and Eric Cartman now live in blissful matrimony.

Kyle In Chains by DanniDinmont (Slash, lots of it.)
 * Recommended by: anonymous
 * Pairings: Cartman/Kyle, other minor pairings, including Stan/Wendy
 * Synopsis: Change really is a funny thing. Recently, Kyle has been noticing that his feelings towards a certain fatass are changing. Sure, he's still a horrible, obnoxious racist, but Kyle's starting to enjoy the insults and embarrassment. Sure he hates himself for it, but all that changes after one stupid bet at one stupid party...

Liebe Und Krankheit by "SekritOMG"


 * Recommended by: lizoftheinfinite
 * "Pairings": Kenny/Clyde, Stan/Kyle
 * "Synopsis": Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
 * "Comments": One of the most beautifully written South Park fanfics I've ever read, with ridiculously realistic relationships and possible deconstruction of the slash genre.

A Lack of Color by mr. eames (Very mild slash)
 * Recommended by: That Stalker Chick
 * Pairing(s): Stan/Kyle (although could be interperated as non-romantic)
 * Synopsis: "I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savoir. "That's tragic, we've only just met."

The New Year by mr. eames (starting to see a pattern?) (Warnings: Mild slash, language, mentions of suicide, gore and character death)
 * Recommended by: I Stomp On Your Cellphone
 * Pairings: Stan/Kyle (naturally), Craig/Tweek, Christophe/Kyle, and other more vague pairings.
 * Synopsis: Stan knows that he's normal. In fact, he's sure that he's normal. So what if the Voice in his head is a little more demanding than should be normal? That doesn't mean he's any more crazy than anyone else, right? And that sure as hell doesn't mean that he belongs in Mountain Crest, surrounded by OCD manics, delusional psychopaths, and bipolar redheaded roomates. Maybe he shouldn't have spent New Years Eve trying to kill himself.

"Daddy" by Cynical B. Itch
 * Recommended By: lizoftheinfinite
 * "Pairings" Craig/Tweek
 * "Sypnosis": In which poor Tweek has a sucky life. Oneshot.
 * "Comments": Beautiful written tear-jerker.

Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by BroflovskiFan
 * Recommended by: Mystic One
 * Pairings: Cartman/Wendy, Kenny/Bebe, Stan/Kyle
 * Synopsis: In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this.
 * Comments: A deconstruction and reconstruction of what exactly "Style" is and why it's so special. Adult Kenny teaches a sixth grade sex-ed class about more than sex, but about friendship, relationships, and soulmates. Unfortunately, it seems to have been abandoned, but its inconclusive ending still closes on a happy note.

Blindfold by Homicide-Inside
 * Recommended by: Lemonfreak92
 * Pairings: Craig/Tweek
 * Synopsis: There are a lot of things Craig hates, but none could compare to his hatred towards Tweek. He bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn't know, and he wouldn't care.

Constellations and Waiting Room by mr. eames (Slash, character death; slight blood and gore, drug use, etc.)
 * Recommended by: That Stalker Chick
 * Pairings: Christophe/Kyle
 * Synopsis:
 * Constellations: Christophe's life story was not very long. It began in a drug store at 3 am, where he met Kyle for the second time, and it ended with his death a few months later.
 * Waiting Room: He was thinking of what Kyle said, "Love is watching someone die." And that's exactly what he had done. Set to Death Cab for Cutie's "What Sarah Said".

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead by mr. eames (slash, anti-Semitism, homophobia, offensive language,, violence)
 * Recommended by: mattyfatty
 * Pairings: Cartman/Kyle
 * Synopsis: In Nazi Germany Kyle Broflovski's family is forced into hiding in the attic of a prominent German family - the Cartman's. Is it possible for anything good to come out of the tragedy that surrounds them? AU.

Attack of the Cliched Plots By Moosey Doom 777
 * Recommended by: Candycane14
 * Pairings: Various
 * Synopsis: What could possibly have Mary Sues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be…The Clichéd Plots.

''That Jesus Only Knew Man By Lance Ruhiru
 * Recommended by: Candycane14
 * Pairings: Bebe/Kenny/Mole, hinted Stan/Kyle
 * Synopsis: Like TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay.
 * Comments: This is a good parody with a funny and good threesome. It's interesting and worth a read.

''Stupid Gay Conformist Prom By Joe Merl
 * Recommended by: Candycane14
 * Pairings: Wendy/Butters, Damien/Henrietta, Various slash pairings.
 * Synopsis: How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way.

''50 Words of Wetters By Joe Merl
 * Recommended by: Candy Cane 14
 * Pairings: Wendy/Butters
 * Synopsis: He might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend.

''Bebe Lessons By Robert 3 A-SN
 * Recommended by: Candy Cane 14
 * Pairings: Wendy/Butters(friendship) Butters/Bebe
 * Synopsis: Close friends Bebe, Butters and Wendy are college freshmen, with Butters in love with Bebe. But he's nervous about being intimate with her- which leaves Wendy to help ease his nerves in a series of special lessons.