We Didn't Start the Billy Joel Parodies/Quotes

"Ralph Baer, Brown Box,Odyssey and Magnavox

MIT, OXO, Space War and Pong

Coleco and Intellivision, Atari then Activision,

Miyamoto and Nintendo, Plumbers, Donkey Kong

Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Samus and her stellar cans,

Dig Dug, Turbo, Frogger, Q*bert, Mario,

Game Crash '83, adios Atari,

E.T. buried still, Alberquerque landfill

(Chorus)

The Wii didn't start the fire,

How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'

The Wii didn't start the fire,

With our fingers bleedin', we were quarter feedin'

NES, Luigi, Bowser, Tetris, Yoshi

Master System, Castlevania, Final Fantasy

Dragon Quest, Mega Man, Wolfenstein and Bomberman

Zelda rap, look it up, "Your parents help you hook it up."

\\Neo Geo, Genesis, Game Boy, SNES,

Sonic series, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, "FINISH HIM!"

Carmen Sandiego chase, Kirby likes to stuff his face,

Virtual Boy, what's in store, "And a Nintendo 64!!!"

(chorus)

Star Fox, Rumble Pak, Ocarina, Plumber's back,

GoldenEye, perfect game, Perfect Dark, not the same

Sega Saturn, CD-Rom, PlayStation, Pokémon,

Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Square Enix and Ubisoft

Aeris eats it, Quake, Doom, Monkey Island, Bandicoot,

Gran Turismo, nice car, Gordon Freeman, crowbar,

Thief, Homeworld, Silent Hill, Starcraft, Resident Evil,

Bowser racing Mario, Myst and Grim Fandango

(chorus)

Dreamcast, online play, PlayStation 2 and GTA

Smash Bros, Halo, Hand/Controller ratio

Way too many Pokemon, Sims come over while you're gone,

DDR, KotOR, Warcraft 3 and God of War

Prince of Persia, Kingdom Hearts, Havoc flailing body parts

WoW arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves and ruined lives!

(chorus)

Santa brought a 360, Blu-Ray on the PlayStation 3,

Gameboy, second screen, watch your grandma play the Wii,

Space Marines and red rings, let me skip the Cutscenes

Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic head stock

Live thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghost town

Gabe and Tycho, Mountain Dew, G4, Yahtzee, Chiptune

Motion sensors all the same, Blizzard gives us one campaign

DLC, "Screw the fee!", 3DS and Half Life 3!

The Wii didn't start the fire,

How we've done some growin' since our cartridge blowin'

The Wii didn't start the fire,

Yeah, gaming's on a role, just look at Uwe Boll

(chorus, fade out)"

- Pope Friction, The Wii Didn't Start The Fire