Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)

"Ryuk and Light: No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing... Voice Over: And thus our heroes found a common interest..."

A Death Note Abridged Series by HikariPop. 4 abridged episodes, as well as gag dubs, YouTube poops and FanVids...

"Soichiro: "Holy shit! Turn it off!" L: "No.""
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" (no he isn't...)
 * DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..."

"Light: "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the multimate orgasm. That will make you want me.""
 * Anti Role Model - Light is a cool nerd never to be looked up to by the audience.
 * Arbitrary Skepticism
 * Asshole Victim
 * Audio Erotica:

"Light: I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!""
 * Beauty Equals Goodness – "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals."
 * Berserk Button: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him.

"L: "I'm a strawberry." Light: "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?" L: "No." (kicks in the face)"
 * Meanwhile:

"Light: "You left your penis on the bus. Raye: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!""
 * Big No:

"Light: "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo DiCaprio. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!""
 * Bishonen - "Nice hair but mine's prettier."

"Near: "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please.""
 * Bi the Way: Light.
 * Black Comedy Rape: "Rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."
 * Broken Record: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in."
 * Catch Phrase – "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!"
 * Cloudcuckoolander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry."
 * "Hey, I'm a strawberry."
 * Crazy Jealous Guy - Ryuk
 * Cross-Dressing Voices
 * Curse Cut Short: "The fu-bleeeeep"
 * Evil Laugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer."
 * Fail O'Suckyname – "The Legend of * snicker* Kira the Savior."
 * "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!"
 * Funny Foreigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents."
 * Gag Dub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works.
 * Heh, Heh, You Said "X": Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck".
 * Helium Speech: The Helium Note Episode.

"L: Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... (Beat) NAAAAAAAAAAH!"
 * Ignored Epiphany:

"Light: Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart. Sachiko: (reading test scores) Oh my, you're very smart. Light: Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at a book.
 * Image Board: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!"
 * I Shall Taunt You - "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!"
 * Incredibly Lame Pun - "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore."
 * Informed Ability:

Sachiko: Good. That's what smart people do!"

""I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch.""
 * Insult Backfire - "...You say that like it's a bad thing."
 * Jerkass - L and Near.
 * Last Request:

"Ryuk: I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself!"
 * Lethal Chef – "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!"
 * "Hey, Ryuk! Want my soup? I promise I didn't put my boogers in it again!"
 * The Man in the Mirror Talks Back - L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts.
 * Married to the Job – "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life."
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands!
 * Motor Mouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three.
 * The Movie
 * Phrase Catcher: "Why you gotta be a nerd?"
 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo.
 * Screams Like a Little Girl: Matsuda.
 * SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!: Killing ugly people is serious business.
 * Shameless Self Promoter –

"Ryuk: Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don’t die! We don't serve any purpose! Light: Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk. Ryuk: Really? Light: Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck."
 * Shout-Out – to Holes, The Exorcist, Desperate Housewives, and Mission Impossible. The exclamation mark sound from Metal Gear Solid is also used. And tons more here:
 * Smart People Play Chess
 * Straight Gay: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though.
 * Ted Baxter – Light
 * Textbook Humor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you’ll get drunk off your ass?"
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch
 * Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots.
 * Too Dumb to Live: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though.
 * Totally Radical: "Hamsters are pimpin'."
 * This Trope Is Bleep: Zigzags continuously.
 * The Unintelligible – L's voice filter.
 * Violation of Common Sense
 * Vitriolic Best Buds – Light and Ryuk
 * With Catlike Tread - Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
 * Yaoi Fangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode.
 * You Are Not Alone -

"Mello: (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!" Near: "Your mum." Everybody: "...""
 * Your Mom: