Calvin and Hobbes: The Series/Funny

""Look, the point is…SUSIE DERKINS IS A SNOB! That's right! She looks down on those who do mildly worse than her. She berates the barely smart. She constantly puts me down! THE WOMAN HAS NO IMAGINATION! SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF 'MAKE-BELIEVE'! IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO GIVE A SNOWMAN A LOBOTOMY, SUSIE! STOP BEING SO CLOSED-MINDED!""
 * This excerpt from Calvin's speech from "CALVIN FOR PRESIDENT!":

"Sheila: "Hello, I'm Sheila." Calvin: "Nice. I'm leaving.""
 * This brief exchange from "The Alien Huntress":