Ignore the Disability/Quotes

"[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.] "Now, Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?""

- Archie, All in The Family

""Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the Monstro-Face -- I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but what is the deal with your mug?""

- Slater, upon being confronted by a Nosferatu, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines