Legolas By Laura/YMMV


 * Canon Defilement: Dear LORD.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: The Dramatic Reading by Man Without A Body.
 * Mary Sue
 * Black Hole Sue: even lampshaded.
 * Memetic Mutation: It's been featured in this Youtube Poop.
 * Narm: Just LOOK at it.
 * Nightmare Retardant: Normally, anything involving a ten year old getting raped by orcs would be downright horrifying. Yet, considering the blunt and uninteresting way in which it's written, it just can't be taken seriously.
 * Snark Bait
 * So Bad It's Good: Right up there with My Immortal as one of the best worst Fan Fics ever.
 * Squick: A 10 year old being raped by Orcs? A 10 year old who is most likely an Author Avatar?
 * The Woobie: In any other story, a 10 year old who gets abandoned, kidnapped, tortured, beat up, whipped, raped by orcs, and kissed by her significantly older adoptive brother in the space of two pages would have every ounce of the audience's pity. This story, however...