Nemesis (film)

"Jared: All right, Alex. Now this is gonna... Alex: Sting a little? I know. Jared: No, actually it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker."

Hilariously cheesy Cyberpunk movie from 1992 by Albert "Cyborg" Pyun, starring Olivier "Poor Man's Van Damme" Gruner as a Cyborg ex-LAPD officer.

It was followed by three sequels that take place several decades after the the events of the first film.

"Narrator: It always scared him that they might take out his soul... and replace it with some matrix chip."
 * Cyborgs: It's an Albert Pyun flick, after all.
 * Cybernetics Eat Your Soul:

"Old woman: Fucking cyborgs. Streets aren't safe anymore. Can't even go to the market without meeting some punk..."
 * Eye Scream: Alex's cybernetic eye being extracted from its socket.
 * Gender Blender Name: And how!
 * Alex (male)
 * Jared (female)
 * Angie (male)
 * Max Impact (female)
 * Germaine (male)
 * Michelle (male)
 * Made of Explodium: The entire world. No matter what weapon is used and what's being hit, the result is a fiery explosion or at the very least massive sparks.
 * Never Mess with Granny: A little old lady is harassed by one of the cyborg assassins searching for the protagonist. When he walks away, she pulls out a large pistol out of her purse and shoots him in the back several times, and then shoots him half a dozen times more when he's down for good measure.

"Narrator: It took them six months to put him back together. Synthetic flesh, bioengineered organs."
 * Slow Motion Fall: Usually right after a...
 * Super Window Jump: Whenever there's a window.
 * Unexplained Accent: Almost every single character. Not just confined to the various European actors either - even the American characters played by US actors have inexplicable foreign accents.
 * We Can Rebuild Him: The protagonist, Alex.


 * Why Am I Ticking?: The protagonist's motivation.