Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Comic Books

"Batman: You used to crack jokes at times like these. Jason: Sorry, Batman... Now I just crack heads! Batman: Now that is funny!"
 * In the indie comic Cool Jerk and HomoGal, Cool Jerk tries taglines with mixed results. For example, during a bank robbery: "Who are you?" "The substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
 * Although the fight between Wolverine and Deadpool in Wolverine Origins has quite a few, there's also a notable aversion when Deadpool notes that the fight is on "for real" and is dead serious when Wolverine starts ditching the one liners and is kicking ass without them.
 * Tacitly part of Robin's job, to the point that when a recently returned from the dead Jason Todd (ex-Robin II) and the Batman of an alternate universe team up in a fight, the following happens:

"I owe you pissant white trash cocksucking sons of bitches all the hurt in the fuckin' world. So who wants to get his ass kicked first?"
 * Midnighter does this a lot. Usually combined with a long-winded Badass Boast.
 * Fantastic Four: "It's clobberin' time!"
 * Incredible Hulk: "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
 * Hulk Speak SMASH!
 * Discussed Trope in Empowered. Thugboy thinks it's overrated, and Ninjette can't help—as she points out, this trope doesn't fit with Ninja stealthiness.
 * Jesse from Preacher (Comic Book) gets a good one before going nuclear on a group of murderous fanatics:

""I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering... and tonight, I intend to make you very wise.""
 * Megatron delivers a fantastic one to Sentinel Prime in Megatron: Origins.

"Hyraxx: Human! You belong to me. Buck: Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. And I don't share."
 * In All Fall Down, the Ghoul delivers these, in the form of announcing the sin you're committing before he takes you out.
 * Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire had a few.


 * Subverted because the alien in question returns a little later and proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass.