Innocent Innuendo/Quotes

"Black Mage: Where the Hell are we?

Red Mage: My A-hole.

Black Mage: Goddamnit, Red Mage."

- Eight Bit Theater

"Atsushi: Would you like to get it on?

Hina: What? Yours is too big it will never fit!"

- Recorder and Randsell

"June: W-Wait!

Junpei: What..?

June: I-I-I-I'm not really...uh... I just... Oh Gosh...

Junpei was at something of a loss. What cpuld she possibly be so frightened of? After a little thought, Junpei decided that she had to be nervous about being locked up in such a small space alone with a boy. In a way, it was kinda cute. Very...demure, you could say, he thought. Still, even though it wasn't exactly roomy in the elevator, they weren't going to be pressed up against one another. At least, they didn't have to be-- Still, it was making her nervous. Junpei couldn't help but think how innocent she was...

Junpei: C'mon, let's go.

Again, he stepped toward the elevator--And again, he felt himself restrained.

June: I said wait a minute!

Junpei: Why?!

June: Aren't you afraid, Jumpy?

Junpei: Afraid of what?!

June: Well, I've never...you know...

She'd never been in an elevator with a man alone before? Even so, she still seemed awfully alarmed...

June: I might...get wet.

Junpei: Wh-What?!

June: Down there... I'd get soaking wet...

Junpei: W-Well, I mean, of course you would, that's the way it works. I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting soaking wet...somewhere...else...

June: That's...that's true...

Junpei: ...

June: You...don't mind?

Junpei: Mind what?

June: Getting...wet...

Junpei: W-Well, I dunno, I think I'd probably... You know...like it.

June: Gosh, Jumpy! You're so brave!

Junpei: ...Really? I mean, I kinda think any guy would do the same thing, you know? What happens, happens, right? If you get the chance, you've just gotta go for it. That's what a man's supposed to do, I guess.

June: Y-You're so cool, Jumpy! I really admire you!

Junpei: Uh, that...doesn't really seem like the sort of thing you oughta admire someone for...

June: I'm...I'm really scared...

Junpei: Y-Yeah... I mean, like you said, you've never...done it...before...

June: Yes...

June: So I don't think I'll be able to last very long, and then it'll be...over...

Junpei: ...O-Over...?

June: Yes. I'll go to heaven...

Junpei: ...Heaven...?

June: It feels kind of like you're floating in space, and your mind gets all fuzzy, like when you pass out... At least, that's what I've heard from people who have experienced it...

Junpei: A-Ah, yes, I've heard that too. Although I don't think the same thing happens to guys.

June: ...What?

Junpei: ...Huh?

June: But, it would happen to men too, wouldn't it? It would happen to anyone. Once it gets into your body, the same thing happens to everyone.

Junpei: ...Well...I mean... Usually it doesn't...go inside...the man... I mean, generally...

June: Yes, it does. Well, eventually it will. It's not like you really have a choice... Your body will force you to swallow some of it, eventually...

Junpei: Wh-What are you trying to do to me...?

June: Nothing... I'm not going to do anything to you. I'm just saying that that's what happens. It's a psychological reaction to what you're experiencing...

Was...was that really how it happened? It occurred to Junpei that perhaps that was how it worked... Perhaps he'd been mistaken all these years. Had he misunderstood life so gravely? The thought terrified him. June seemed to be entirely oblivious to Junpei's mounting confusion and terror."

- Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors, Junpei and June,

"I tried talking to the wife but she doesn't understand

The pleasure that it gives me when I hold it in me hand

The longer you play wi'it, the more it gets hard

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- The Lancashire Hotpots,