Brainless Beauty/Quotes

""Stiffy's map, as a rule, tends to be rather grave and dreamy, giving the impression that she is thinking deep, beautiful thoughts. Quite misleading, of course. I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartare sauce.""

- Bertie Wooster, The Code of the Woosters

"Harold: Well, I suppose he has an interesting face and body, but it turns me right off because he can't talk intelligently about art. Emory: Yeah, ain't it a shame? Harold: I could never love anyone like that. Emory: Never. Who could? Harold: I could and you could, that's who could. Mary, she's gorgeous. Emory: She may be dumb, but she's all yours."

- The Boys in the Band

""...men who, considering females rather as women than human creatures, have been more anxious to make them alluring mistresses than affectionate wives and rational mothers; and the understanding of the sex has been so bubbled by this specious homage that the civilized women of the present century, with a few exceptions, are only anxious to inspire love, when they ought to cherish a nobler ambition, and by their abilities and virtues exact respect.""

- Mary Wollstonecraft, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (1792)

"Madame Zeroni: Myra's head is as empty as a flowerpot. Elya Yelnats: But she's beautiful. Madame Zeroni: So is a flowerpot. Can she push a plow? Can she milk a goat? No, she is too delicate. Can she have an intelligent conversation? No, she is silly and foolish. Will she take care of you when you are sick? No, she is spoiled and will only want you to take care of her. So, she is beautiful. So what? Ptuui!"

- Holes

"Liz: It's the bubble. He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich maneuver! He can't play tennis, he can't cook, he's as bad at sex as I am, but he has no idea! Jack: That is *the* danger of being super-handsome. When you're in the bubble, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French. (gibberish)"

- Thirty Rock

"It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true."

- Kamen no Maid Guy

"You two are lucky you have your looks."

- Crowley to the Winchesters, Supernatural