Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate/Quotes

"''I want a new duck

One that won't try to bite

One that won't chew a hole in my socks

One that won't quack all night''"

- Weird Al Yankovic, "I Want A New Duck"

"A duck is quite a scary animal! That’s why he stopped appearing. I am just too afraid of its malicious bill and plucking."

- Raocow