One, Two, Three/Funny

"Otto: I spit on your money. I spit on Fort Knox. I spit on Wall Street. MacNamara: Unsanitary little jerk, isn't he?"
 * MacNamara and Otto's first meeting.

"Otto: We will take over West Berlin. We will take over Western Europe. We will bury you! MacNamara: Do me a favor. Bury us but don't marry us."
 * And let's not forget the finale...

"Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist! Scarlet: When he's 18 he can deciede for himself, whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist."
 * The chase seen, when the russians are after Mac and the gang. I love how thier car keeps falling apart peice by peice!
 * When poor Schlemmer has returned from East Berlin.
 * I loved it when Otto is about to have a another break-down, and Scarlet is the practical one!

"Otto: You know, I think I'm going to like this job! MacNamara: It's about time you started cooperating. Otto: You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt! MacNamara: Put your pants on, Spartacus!"
 * I laughed when Otto bursts into Mac's office wearing boxers, shirt, tie and a morning coat and tells Mac about his "big plans".

"Otto: Is everybody in this world corrupt?! Peripetchikoff: I don't know everybody."
 * When Otto's about to have a complete mental break-down, and Peripetchikoff is no help at all.

"MacNamara: Look at it this way kid. Any civilization that can produce the Taj Mahal, William Shakespeare, and Stripe toothpaste can't be all bad."
 * MacNamara tries putting things into perspective, that doesn't help Otto feel any better.