Literal Genie/Quotes

""Always be specific. Just in case the Wish Genie is a total dick.""

- Hyperbole and a Half

"Agatha Heterodyne: I'm going to have to think twice about everything I say to you, aren't I? Castle Heterodyne: It'll be fun!"

- Girl Genius

""I am the genie of the lamp. I provide you three wishes, all of which contain horrible, ironic consequences! Muwahaha!""

- "Genie", SMBC Theater

"LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change triangles into squares LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed."

- bash.org

""Despair for the conceited... that is what you wished for.""

- Truth as he punishes, Fullmetal Alchemist manga

"Truth: I'm the Truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. Truth: And now I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve."
 * (flashback) Humans who would dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance. That is Truth.

- The punishment of, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

"Never trust a Djinni. Either through mischief, malice or misunderstanding they almost always grant a wish using it's most literal interpretation."

- Doctor Spooky, Magellan

"Amadeus Cho: Okay, then. Wishes 101. Whatever you ask for comes back to you in the most jacked up way imaginable. You ask for your dead son back? He shows up as a walking corpse.

A-Bomb: And eats your brain.

Amadeus: There ya go. It's the God's way of punishing us for trying to get something for nothing.

Monica Rappaccini: Does he always talks this much?

Bruce Banner: Yeah.

Amadeus: Right! So you'd say "I wish he'd shut up." and then you end up deaf.

She Hulk: So you'd say "I wish that, without causing negative repercusions on the health and well-being of any person, Amadeus Cho would stop talking for the next ten minutes.".

Amadeus: Huh. Okay, yeah, that's pretty good!

She Hulk: Three years of law school finally pay off."

- The Incredible Hulks #630