The Rachel Maddow Show (TV)/WMG

Rachel is an objectumsexual.
"Infrastructure, purrrr.." Claiming to be a lesbian is merely a cover, so that nobody will ask about her never being with a man.

Marco Rubio and Rachel Maddow are If Its You Its Okay
Look at all the Foe Yay between them, seriously!

Rachel is actually a lesbian vampire.
She revealed and mocked her exposing as an engenius attempt to throw us off her trail.