Short Circuit/Funny

Short Circuit:
"Howard: What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?! Ben: Nun soup?"
 * How quickly Stephanie decides that Number 5 was an alien and how quickly she accepts the idea of being visited by the "alien" was rather amusing.
 * Howard, scared about what the malfunctioning Number 5 might do, makes this comment:

"Howard: Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two! Ben: Plus we are needing gas money."
 * Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more.

""I am standing here beside myself." (I am beside myself) "So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement) "I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have see some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake) "Bimbo!" (Bingo) "With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?" "Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!""
 * Any and all Ben's Malaproper phrases.

"Newton: "So what do you think of her?" Ben: "I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one.""
 * And this great line:

"Newton: "Where are you from, anyway?" Ben: "Bakersfield, originally." Newton: "No, I mean your ancestors." Ben: "Oh, dem. Pittsburgh.""
 * And this one:

""Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.""
 * Just Ben in general.

Short Circuit 2:
"Ben: "HOW ARE YOU MISPLACING A 700 POUND CAR KEY?!""
 * Fred tries explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys."


 * The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building.