RED (film)/Funny

"Sara: *Loud, angry, muffled protests* Frank: Yeah. I'm getting a little hungry too. We should pick something up. What do you feel like? Sara: *Sighs; Still muffled* Pizza."
 * "Old Man, my ass!"
 * Sara's reaction to Frank being in her apartment.
 * The "conversation" between Frank and Sara while Sara is Bound and Gagged in the backseat of Frank's car.

"Frank: ...you feel better? Boggs: Yeah. ...wanna get pancakes?"
 * Bogg's expression when
 * Marvin's lack of experience with paper cuts, and his ponderous look when he says "I mostly get shot"
 * Frank's assessment of Cooper~ "6'1". Cute hair", especially given the fact that he only saw him briefly.
 * The ending, after Boggs.

"Victoria: And tell Marvin to stand down before he gets hurt.
 * The Florida postcard. OM NOM NOM.
 * Bogg's cover being blown by Victoria.
 * Cue zoom in to Marvin badly dressed in a bush out the window behind her.*"

"Dunning: You can't touch me. Joe: Sure I can.
 * The scene depicting the "favor" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan.
 * "Moldova sucks!"
 * A sentiment which Frank turns and repeats to the UN Peacekeepers on their heels.
 * Pretty in Mink + tripod-mounted .50-caliber Browning.
 * Dunning taunting Frank and the others before Joe slaps him.
 * Joe responds by slapping him in the face.*"


 * THE PIG
 * Almost everything with John Malkovich's character, who is a paranoid delusional kept on a steady diet of LSD for eleven years. One moment has him running after the Vice-President, with old-fashioned dynamite and an actual clock tied to his chest, screaming.
 * Ivan's strategy of clearing out the room at the Vice-President's gala: "OH MY GOD! GAAAAAAASSSSSS!"
 * The look on Marvin's face when Frank and Sara kiss. He's in full on Squick mode.