13 Ghosts



Thirteen Ghosts (1960) is a horror movie directed by William Castle and written by Rob White. It was filmed in "Illusion-O", allowing viewers to see the ghosts using special glasses made of red and blue cellophane; viewing them through the red filter made them visible, while watching through the blue filter made them vanish. (It is worth noting, though, that the ghosts were quite visible without using the red filter.)

The film concerns Cyrus Zorba, whose occultist uncle Dr. Plato Zorba has willed a huge, ramshackle house to Cyrus and his impoverished family, fully furnished and outfitted with a housekeeper, plus a fortune in treasure. Now for the bad news: This house is haunted by twelve ghosts, who are imprisoned there, waiting for an unlucky thirteenth ghost to free them. The only way to see the ghosts is with special goggles left behind by Dr. Zorba In addition, there is a more mortal peril in the house with them, in the form of someone who wants to claim Zorba's money for himself, and is willing to kill its rightful heirs to steal it.

The movie was remade as Thir 13 en Ghosts in 2001, Starring Tony Shalhoub as the unwitting heir to a glass house inhabited by the titular ghosts, held in check by Latin phrases etched in the glass panels.

1960 original has:

 * Absent Minded Professor: Cyrus.
 * Actor Allusion: Elaine is referred to as a witch multiple times, referencing the most famous role of her actor Margaret Hamilton: Wicked Witch of the West.
 * Amoral Attorney
 * An Axe to Grind: One of the ghosts is a pair of hands carrying an axe.
 * Banister Slide
 * Collector of the Strange
 * Creepy Housekeeper: Elaine.
 * Death Trap
 * Dem Bones: One ghosts is a skeleton on fire.
 * Dramatic Wind: Presence of ghosts and other otherworldly things are punctuated by sudden gusts of wind.
 * Evil Chef: Emilio who murdered his family before death.
 * Evil Laugh
 * Goggles Do Something Unusual
 * Haunted House
 * High Class Glass: Plato Zorba used to wear one.
 * Hoist By His Own Petard
 * Jacob Marley Apparel
 * Like Father Like Son: Hilda notes that Buck is sometimes just as absent-minded as his father.
 * Los Angeles
 * Losing Your Head: Shadrack the Great, who lost his head when he put it into mouth of the lion...and it bit him. The ghost of the lion also dwells in the house.
 * Never Recycle a Building
 * Nuclear Family
 * Our Ghosts Are Different: They can, and will given half the chance, kill humans.
 * Screaming Woman
 * Split Screen: Used early in the film when Hilda calls Cyrus about the mortgage.
 * Spooky Seance
 * Thirteen Is Unlucky
 * Unfinished Business
 * The Unintelligible: The arguing ghost couple.
 * Whip It Good: Ghost of Shadrack still carries the whip from his lion tamer days.
 * Will

2001 remake of Thirteen Ghosts contains examples of:
"Dennis: Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
 * All There in the Manual: The DVD extras for the remake gives the background of each of the ghosts and how they fit into the Black Zodiac.
 * And I Must Scream: Ghost #2, the Torso, who is a naked man chopped into three pieces (torso, head, and legs) and wrapped in plastic. Extra information shows this is how he died.
 * Asshole Victim:
 * Ax Crazy: The Jackal.
 * An Axe to Grind: The Great Child carries an axe.
 * Bald of Evil: The Hammer and the Great Child.
 * Batter Up: The Torn Prince carries a baseball bat.
 * Beard of Evil:.
 * Big Damn Heroes: When The Jackal is attacking Kathy,  arrives to help.
 * Big Fancy House
 * The Big Guy: The Juggernaut. He stands at seven feet tall and is so strong that, in life, he could tear people apart with his bare hands.
 * Black Eyes of Evil: The Angry Princess' eyes.
 * Blessed With Suck: Dennis Rafkin is a medium with the ability to detect ghosts and and instantly read minds through physical contact. He also has no control whatsoever over his powers and they tend to give him seizures.
 * Blood From the Mouth
 * Bloodless Carnage: You would have thought a person being cut to pieces would cover those directly below in blood.
 * Bratty Half Pint: Bobby.
 * Bullet Time: Brief slow motion effects are shown randomly in the early parts of the movie.
 * Cassandra Truth: Arthur has hard time believing Dennis' warnings about the ghosts at first.
 * Chained By Fashion: The Hammer.
 * Chairman of the Brawl: Arthur attempts to break the glass surrounding the house with a chair.
 * Child By Rape: How The Dire Mother got her child.
 * Clean Cut: "Did the lawyer split?"
 * Closed Circle
 * Clothing Damage: When Kathy's attacked by the Jackal, her clothes are torn to shreds. Of course, when one of the scenes shows the Jackal cutting off her bra at one point, we all know the reason for the whole scene was for...
 * Couldn't Find a Pen: The Angry Princess' suicide note.
 * Creepy Basement: It's literally filled with ghosts!
 * Creepy Child: Ghost #1, the First-born Son, who is dressed as a cowboy with an arrow through his head and carries a tomahawk around. Played oddly with the Great Child, who isn't an actual child, but is a huge, 40-year-old man in a diaper holding an ax.
 * Cruel and Unusual Death: A good number of the ghosts died in downright horrible circumstances. Also,
 * Dead All Along: Inverted.
 * Driven to Suicide: How The Angry Princess died.
 * Drop the Hammer: Guess.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending: The film ends with
 * Likewise, Dennis
 * Even Evil Has Standards:
 * Everythings Better With Spinning
 * Evil Laugh / Laughing Mad: The Jackal
 * The Bound Woman as well, though she doesn't appear as often as The Jackal does.
 * Eye Scream: The Angry Princess committed suicide after an attempt at performing self-cosmetic surgery went horribly wrong and left her blinded in one eye.
 * Fainting Seer: Dennis Rafkin's visions are in Screamer form, so it's no wonder even the mildest of them leave him grabbing his head in pain.
 * Fan Service / Fan Disservice: The Angry Princess provides both. She is completely naked, though covered in deep, self-inflicted slashes. Including one right through a nipple.
 * Flipping the Bird: Dennis, to the Hammer.
 * Fridge Horror: The actions of the ending
 * Full Frontal Assault: The Angry Princess.
 * Ghostly Goals: Largely Type 2, but many of them are in the house specifically because they are trapped there.
 * Go Out With a Smile: In a sense.
 * Goggles Do Something Unusual: The main characters wear special glasses to see the ghosts, in a Shout Out to the Illusion-O gimmick of the original.
 * Gorn: Mostly avoided, although the death of is a very effective and shocking example. According to the director's commentary, the creators were surprised they managed to get away with it without using any discretion shots.
 * Gotta Catch Em All: In the remake, Cyrus Kriticos must find thirteen specifically-themed spirits to.
 * The Grotesque: The Great Child and The Dire Mother.
 * Half the Man He Used To Be: finds himself backing away from the Angry Princess until - CHOMP - he gets vertically bisected by a glass door slamming shut. We get a nice shot of his cross-section when one half falls away.
 * Leading to an awesomely funny line: "Did split?"
 * Hates Being Touched: Dennis, and for a good reason. And according to the ghost backstories, The Jackal hates it as well
 * Haunted Headquarters: Inverted.
 * Haunted House: Inverted:
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * Subverted with.
 * Hoist By His Own Petard:
 * Hollywood Hype Machine: Shannon Elizabeth's appearance here owed much to the fame she earned by being in American Pie.
 * Human Sacrifice:.
 * I Shall Taunt You
 * Impending Doom POV
 * Infant Immortality: Played straight with Bobby, averted with the First Born Son.
 * Jump Scare: Lampshaded.
 * Jump Scare: Lampshaded.

Maggie: Do what?

Dennis: They wait for your to stick your FACE right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat "boo"!"

""Well, the other option is I have enough explosives to blow us back to the middle ages, of course none of us would be around to brag about it afterward.""
 * Karmic Death:
 * Kick the Dog: Cyrus does this at the beginning, when he slaps Dennis' medication out of his hand for no discernible reason.
 * Knife Nut: The Angry Princess.
 * Large Ham: absolutely devours the scenery whenever he's on-screen.
 * Let's Split Up Gang
 * Letters 2 Numbers
 * Lockdown
 * Losing Your Head: The Torso's head.
 * Mad Bomber: Kalina.

""If you haven't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead, I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit just flashes in front of my eyes!""
 * Malaproper: Bobby makes a few of those.
 * Mrs Exposition: While taking shelter in Cyrus' office, Kalina explains the purpose of the house and the Black Zodiac.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: All of the ghosts' titles.
 * Names the Same: The Torn Prince's name is Royce Clayton and he was a baseball player. There was actually a major league baseball player named Royce Clayton.
 * Neck Snap: How the Bound Woman died.
 * Oh Crap: Dennis' reaction when he learns that the Jackal is loose.
 * The Other Darrin: The Hammer was played by two different actors.
 * Parental Abandonment: The Juggernaut's backstory. He was abandoned at birth by his mother and his father died years later.
 * Power of Love:.
 * Psychic Powers
 * Psychopathic Manchild: The Great Child.
 * Pyrrhic Victory:.
 * Rich Bitch: The Bound Woman, when she was alive.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: The Hammer had one in life, when a gang, led by someone who falsely accused him of stealing, killed his wife and children.
 * Sassy Black Woman: Maggie.
 * Scary Black Man: The Hammer.
 * Screamer Trailer: Used in-universe as new ghosts are revealed or about to get up to their usual shenanigans.
 * See Thru Specs: Both movies used special glasses to see the ghosts, but in the original the audience got them, while in the remake the characters got them.
 * Serial Killer: The Juggernaut and the Jackal.
 * Slashed Throat:
 * Smug Snake: Ben Moss.
 * Soundtrack Dissonance: "Mirror Mirror" by rapper Rah Digga (who plays Maggie) plays over the end credits.
 * Spanner in The Works
 * Spirit Advisor:
 * Stop Helping Me: When Dennis goes into spasms, Arthur grabs him in an attempt to help him and unknowingly makes his condition worse.
 * Sword Cane: Cyrus has one.
 * The Mole:
 * Thirteen Is Unlucky
 * Title By Number
 * Title Drop
 * Two Faced: The Withered Lover and The Torn Prince.
 * Unexpected Inheritance
 * Unhappy Medium: Dennis Rafkin.


 * Video Wills
 * What Could Have Been: The story was originally planned to take place over several days, and featuring a subplot in which Kathy falls for Moss, but the director felt it was ridiculous. He also wasn't pleased with the original plan of Maggie of all people turning out to be The Mole, so ended up in this role instead. In addition, the death of  was originally going to be much, much gorier (complete with her eyes popping out and her brains squirting out) than the finished version and was apparently filmed, but the creators didn't think they'd be permitted to keep it in.
 * What the Hell Townspeople: The backstories for the Hammer and the Pilgrimess have this in spades.
 * Window Love:
 * Window Pain
 * Witch Hunt: The Pilgrimess died as a result of this.
 * Wolverine Claws: The Jackal prefers to use his fingernails when he's attacking.
 * Would Hurt a Child:, on the other hand, is horrified at the suggestion.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness:.