Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned/Funny

"Dave: I'm a lawyer, and I'm getting ass-raped by the law! Can you imagine what that feels like?
 * In an Internal Homage to a similar mission in San Andreas, one of the random character missions has Johnny stumbling onto Dave Grossman, one of The Lost's part-time applicants, outside the law firm where Dave works. Dave has stumbled onto some legal trouble, and he needs Johnny to bail him out. How does Johnny respond to this daunting and morally reprehensible task?

Johnny: Mercifully not.

Dave: Look, all I need for you is to intimidate her lawyer. Just make him get her to back down, man.

Johnny: So you want me to go put the fear of the The Lord in a lawyer? And you're gonna pay me for it? Shit, Dave, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Dave: Solid, man."