Undocumented Features/Funny

"< Flash> but yo uhave heat vision? < Kara> I haven't tried it, but I guess I must. < Flash> awesome. i don.t have any attack pwoers. I just hit things  with my nads at housand times a secnod

When she was able to stop laughing and focus on the screen again, Kara composed herself and typed only,

< Kara> ... sounds painful. * Cyborg DIES < Robin> SNRK < Beast_Boy> ... cant... breathe < Flash> HANDS HANDS JEEZ < Raven> you have to excuse Flash. he types faster than he can think * batgirl has joined channel #Titans yo guys. whats up? < Robin> Wally was just telling us about a new combat move he invented. < Raven> yes, tell her about it, Wally < Flash> i htae you all"

- from Last Transport

""Well, kid," Cochrane had said, "I guess you and me are gonna have to decide who's in charge down here. I invented warp drive. Whatta you got?" "I'm the Norse god of Mecha," Corwin had replied without batting an eye. Cochrane had blinked once, given the young god an impressed look, taken his flat drinking flask from the inside pocket of his vest, slugged back a little of whatever was in it, wiped his mouth on his sleeve, put the flask back, and said unflappably, "OK then, I guess you win.""

- from Symphony No. 3, Second Movement: Per Ardua

""Wait a second. Why are you doing this? What do you expect to gain?" Zoner gave her a curious look and replied, "Not everything has to be done for gain. Maybe I just like helping." He smiled. "Besides, anybody who makes it their business to seek out Liza Broadbank and belt her one first thing upon arriving in a strange new world has earned my help. You're the perfect person to take her down a few pegs, too - you're better at everything she does." Juri snorted. "Some achievement. Anyway, I'm certainly not better at being rich." "Oh, we can fix that," said Zoner. He took back the red WDF Credit Union card, slid it into a slot on a small PDA-type device, made a few adjustments with a stylus, and handed the card back after it beeped, saying, "There. Now you're well-endowed." There was a brief, awkward pause. Juri raised an eyebrow. "You have a lot of money," said Zoner, his expression wooden."

- from Duelists of the Rose

""Any agents, Earth or otherwise, who try to seize -my- ship or any member of my crew will go home in a number-two shipping tube," Utena said flatly, "third-class parcel post.""

- from Coming To Terms

""Zoner to Invincible - Gryph, I just bought a shitload of trouble wholesale and I'm passin' the savings on to you!""

- from Day of Infamy

"The Wedge went to immediate WeDon'tEvenHaveAColorForThis Alert."

- from Core I

"Saionji drew himself up and intoned impressively, "If a diner cannot lift the lid of his entree, he will die without ever eating dessert." "We are the diner," said Miki. "The world is our entree. If we cannot lift the lid, we will die without ever eating dessert." "Lift the lid of the world!" Saionji declared grandly. "For the Revolution of the Restaurant!" the two former councillors said together, raising their water glasses in a toast."

- While dining in the revolving restaurant at the top of the CN Tower, in Hogtown Rhapsody

"Call me a traditionalist, but I think when a man dies, he ought to take it easy."

- The Ghost of Dios, in Hogtown Rhapsody

"Walking through the basement of Fuller Labs wearing futuristic body-armor and pushing a variable-geometry motorcycle raises eyebrows. Telling students that this is the true power of UNIX didn't help."

- from Core I