Contrived Coincidence/Quotes

"Largo: "I knew it! You are our enemy from 'Endgames!'" Miho: "Don't be ridiculous, Largo. What are the chances of that being true? You'd be more likely to get hired by the brother of your girlfriend's ex, whose daughter happens to have a crush on your best friend.""

- MegaTokyo Cliff Notes

"Marty: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955. Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum! On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence."

- Back to the Future Part II

""Every story gets to have a really big coincidence and here's ours...""

- Narrator, George of the Jungle

""Think of the odds... Once I tried to calculate them but they're astronomical. I mean think of the odds of me, going in. Sitting down, that night, in that bar, next to that man.""

- Walter, Breaking Bad

"Bin Laden : "I will kill all american because they are evil!!" Obama : "I will kill Bin Laden because he is a threat to USA!" Bin Laden : "anyway, whats your mother name?" Obama : "Martha?" Bin Laden : "wut? so am I!" Bin Laden : "well I guess a best bro" Obama : "YEAAHH!""

- Ferdy Hoshigaki Tube 's comment, parodying an infamous scene in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice