Sam and Max: The Abridged Series

"Sam: I have the feeling we won't see any more action until at least two months from now.

Max: You mean this episode is over already?

Sam: Yep.

[Beat.]

Max: God dammit."

Sam and Max: The Abridged Series is a Gag Dub and Affectionate Parody of Telltale's Sam and Max games. The Abridged Series is created by a guy named David DeLorenzo (known as LACOSAM on YouTube). And like all Abridged Series, Sam and Max Abridged compresses each and every single episode of the actual series into an under-fifteen-minute "episode" - and the original episodes were already short to begin with! In the first episode, LACOSAM himself voiced all the characters, but later episodes have had characters voiced by other Sam and Max fans, including Gohaku (who voices Max from episode 2 onward), Remolay, Divisionten, and StrongBrush1.

Since Telltale currently has no plans to release a new Sam and Max game in the year 2011, LACOSAM hopes that this series will tide over fans of the famous suit-wearing dog and lagomorph until then.

The series can be found here.

This show provides examples of: "Lincoln: May I add that I am voiced by talented voice actor Roger Jackson, while my opponent is voiced by William Kasten.
 * Abridged Series: It's called "Sam and Max ABRIDGED" for a reason.
 * Alternative Character Interpretation: Harry Moleman and the Toy Mafia become evil furries, that Chuckles even points out are probably making people hate Furries more.
 * Anything That Moves: Harry Moleman. Being the stereotypical furry he is, Harry is all about sex with things that move - as well as things that don't.
 * Appeal to Obscurity: From Episode 4:

Max: Uh... who's William Kasten?

Lincoln: My point exactly."


 * Author Avatar: Sam, mostly.
 * Berserk Button: Do NOT get Sam's suit wet.
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: Parodied in episode 4's "Pointless Musical Number."
 * Camp Gay: Hugh Bliss.
 * Cargo Ship: "Who loves Jitter? S-S-S-Sybil loves Jitter!"
 * Catch Phrase: "DRIVING!!!"
 * Double Standard: "Retelltale Games does not condone drug use of any kind - unless you're a fictional character, in which case, it's perfectly okay."
 * Larynx Dissonance: Sybil.
 * Malcolm Xerox: Bosco.
 * Most Definitely Not a Villain: Hugh Bliss in episode 2.
 * Not Making This Up Disclaimer: Shows up in certain episodes, like in Episode 2 when Mr. Pennyworth has to eat a cow pie, or in Episode 3 when Sam and Max torture Leonard with "yo' mama" jokes.
 * Running Gag: Several. Including:
 * Sam: I have GOT to stop taking drugs.
 * Bosco: Now git out mah store!
 * Jimmy: Make me a main character, dammit!
 * Max: I'm a main character, so I (insert something here).
 * Take That: Several, Including but not limited to the Sam and Max Series, Telltale Games, and Super Mario Bros.
 * The Other Darrin: Parodied a great deal in Episode 2.