Celibate Hero/Quotes

"Phil: Has the Doctor ever had sex? David Tennant: The Doctor has had children. (waves hand vaguely)"

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks

"The Doctor: That's not what I'm like! Amy: Then what are you like? Doctor: I dunno. Gandalf! A Space Gandalf. Or the little green one in Star Wars. (spins around making lightsaber noises) Amy: You really are not. You. Are. A bloke. Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Amy: Every room you walk into, you laugh at all the men and show off to all the girls. Doctor: Do not! Amy: What about Rory? (The Doctor gives a snort of laughter and mimes a long nose)"

- Doctor Who, "Meanwhile in the TARDIS"

"Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues - lots of issues. And three: if my enemies ever found out I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her. Wonder Woman: (crushes a stone gargoyle without effort) Next?"

- Justice League, "This Little Piggy"

"But loyalty and love are two very different things: all my life I've chosen loyalty, which has made my path much simpler."

- Rock

"Carla wondered what Jean had done about women all these years. Nothing perhaps; some men didn't, though these were few enough in Carla's experience."

- Seven Men of Gascony

""Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like some kind of mental illness.""

- Haruhi Suzumiya