Ceville



You are King Ceville, descendant of a illustrious line of tyrants. What you are lacking in stature is more than made up for by your wanton cruelty and vileness -- you've truly done your ancestors proud. One day, however, all tyrants have to face one occupational hazard: insurrection. The unwashed, ignorant ingrates of Faeryanis have risen against you, and your moronic guards are keeping you under house arrest. Time for Plan B. (is there a Plan B?)

Ceville is a point-and-click adventure game by Realmforge Studios, set in a farcical, anachronistic fairytale land -- think Shrek meets King's Quest, except the king is evil and cannot be killed off. As he tries to make his way out of this mess, Ceville makes an unlikely bond with sweet, moralistic street urchin Lilly, and both of them have to stop Ceville's even more evil minister Basilius from ascending to the throne.

Ceville contains examples of:
"Ceville: Lilly, I am slowly coming to understand this "democracy" thing -- the ones in charge are just as tyrannical as I was, but they hide it better."
 * 0% Approval Rating -- Ceville is proud of this, and is rather baffled that his subjects would object.
 * "Of course I tyrranized them; I'm a tyrant."
 * BFS -- Ambrosius's "+3 Sword of Demon Slaying". He can't even wield it.
 * Bilingual Bonus -- El Chollo's name means something akin to "the bargain."
 * Brutal Honesty -- Much of the game's humor results from Ceville's gleeful disregard of tact.
 * Chekhov's Boomerang -- As a general rule, unless an item disappears from your inventory, you must assume it is needed., in particular, is very useful.
 * Chekhov's Gunman --
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment -- Ceville's torture implements include a jukebox and a TV set.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive -- Both dwarves you meet.
 * Corrupt Politician -- Ceville and Basilius, obviously.
 * Democracy Is Bad -- Understandably, Ceville has lots of beef against democracy, but the council election in Faeryanis sure does not look good.

"Ceville: Have I mentioned how wonderful it is to be on the dark side? The good people are so stupid, so easy to con, hehe!"
 * Diplomatic Impunity --
 * Enforced Plug -- Lilly and Ceville break the fourth wall to deliver a plug on Realmforge Studios, for fear of having their characters replaced.
 * Evil Chancellor -- Basilius.
 * Evil Laugh -- Basilius thinks his evil laugh is much more evil than Ceville's.
 * Evil Versus Evil.
 * Fantasy Counterpart Culture.
 * Fat and Skinny -- Those two guards.
 * Fission Mailed -- Ceville's attempted escape from his palace.
 * Gainax Ending -- The Stinger shows
 * Fridge Brilliance -- Par for the course for the game's humor.
 * Genie in a Bottle.
 * Good Is Dumb -- Lampshaded incessantly by Ceville:

"Ceville: Sometimes I wonder why all the bad guys feel the need to explain their evil plans."
 * The Guards Must Be Crazy -- Ambrosius, who spends his duty-time preening and admiring himself, is the poster child of this trope. The other guards are no better: see Paper-Thin Disguise below.
 * Guide Dang It -- The puzzles in the game are on the difficult side, but what drives most people to walkthroughs is actually a non-puzzle:
 * Hellhole Prison -- The cell they keep Ceville in is disgusting: but it is Ceville himself who made all prisons hellholes in the first place!
 * History Repeats --
 * Human Catapult -- occurs twice.
 * Human Popsicle --, and it's all your fault!
 * Just Between You and Me -- Lampshaded by Ceville himself:

"Lilly: A beer tap! But they are dwarves, what do I expect! Dwarf CEO: By Moradam's beer-belly, what do you expect? Lilly: Gold fever and beer, what else."
 * Landslide Election.
 * Look Behind You! -- Particularly egregious in.
 * Loony Fan -- Gwendolyn is obsessed with her hamster, having installed a hamster flap in her throne room, a clock that chimes when it's time for it to eat, and a giant gold statue of it behind her throne.
 * Miles Gloriosus: Ambrosius will never stop talking about his brilliant mind, superhuman strength, incredible beauty, etc. With the possible exception of the beauty, it's all lies.
 * The Napoleon -- Ceville.
 * Obstructive Bureaucrat -- The pig-nosed secretary in Dwarves' Inc. Ltd.
 * Our Dwarves Are All the Same -- Not exactly: the dwarves have turned managerial and have hired goblins for lowly work, and in additional to mining, they've expanded their business interest to logging and real estate. Still, some things never change:

"Lilly: With your mindset, I think YOU should put on the costume, Ceville. Ceville: Not until your sling shot qualifies as a pistol, Sam!"
 * Our Elves Are Different -- they are hippies who live in a place called Woodstock, always look a bit stoned, and like all self-respecting environmentalists, they chain themselves to trees to protest against logging.
 * Our Fairies Are Different -- The Good Fairy runs a kindergarten-like school of rehabitation for former archvillains. Her method is basically smothering them with baby talk.
 * Paper-Thin Disguise -- A chef's hat on Ceville's head is able to fool his guards; semi-justified as they are cheaply hired idiots.
 * The Prima Donna -- H. Lo.
 * Promoted to Scapegoat --
 * Reformed Criminal -- Subverted:.
 * Sequel Hook -- Watch to the end of the credits.
 * Shout-Out -- Lots. The Red Demon looks almost the same as the one on the box of Dungeon Keeper, and he aspires to be (what else?) a dungeon keeper. A good third of Lilly's lines are references to other games or movies: one choice bit concerns the sociopathic Ceville and a rabbit costume:


 * A few objects exist only to be collections of shout-outs, including the notice board and the collection of costumes in the Theater. Listening to all of the latter ones will cause Ceville to comment that Lilly wastes far too much time on this since she knows all the references.
 * Snake Oil Salesman -- El Chollo.
 * The Stinger
 * Talent Show -- Spoofing America's Next Top Model and other similar talent reality shows.
 * Take That -- The gramophone machine, named Diablo Beelzebub. It flatly refuses to play until you pay "royalities", and like a certain real-life, modern organization, it keeps demanding money until you are broke.
 * Talk Like a Pirate -- The Zombie Pirate, Haarrrrr!
 * Video Game Cruelty Potential -- Severely limited by the presence of Lilly: any insightful and scathing comments made by Ceville immediately earns him a retort by Lilly, as if she were his mother.
 * Villain with Good Publicity -- Dwarves Inc. Ltd. try to be this, refusing to engage in several activities because of negative PR.
 * We Can Rule Together --
 * Your Approval Fills Me with Shame -- Ceville's high praise of Lilly's forged wanted poster causes her to remark that she's going to Hell for that one.