Throwing Your Sword Always Works/Quotes

""Since when are you just supposed to throw a sword, anyway? I mean swinging it at your enemy would have worked nicely, but no! He [Prince Myer] throws it. And where the hell does he get all these swords?""

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, in his review of Deadly Towers

""Only Porthos could invent a new way of disarming himself.""

- Aramis, The Three Musketeers 1973

""Ever try just throwing something at a guy with a hostage? Of course not, who the hell does that? But that is exactly why it works every time.""

- Kamina, Double K

""Huh, I guess arrows are for sissies, real men throw swords.""

- Graham, Unskippable

""That's how we throw our swords away in Ware.""

- Bane, The Carpet People

""SWORD, USE SLASH ATTACK!" ". .What?""

- Kyle and the Director, "Hearts of Dorkness"