Shock Site/Quotes

""HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO""

- Some soundbyte of the infamous Last Measure by the GNAA.

""It's like the rodeo — see how long you can last.""

- George Clooney on Esquire, regarding 2 Girls 1 Cup.

""OH MY GOD! ... OHH-H MY GOD! What the f--rip is he doing? Oh my god, that's freakin' blood! ... I was wondering what the hell those scars were... How could anybody do that to themselves?""

- mykylc, after the "pop" in 1 Man 1 Jar...while eating natto.

"Stewie: What is this now? Brian: Just watch. Stewie: Why are we taping my reaction? Brian: Just... just watch. Stewie: Okay. They're lesbians, clearly. I don't know... I don't know what I'm... wait. Wait. What... wha-wha-what? Wha-what? Brian: (starts laughing) Stewie: No. No. Ah...ah! AH! AH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH MY GOD! Ah! Ah! Ah, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream again- OH MY GOD! OH! Ah...oh my god... AH! Oh, that is disgusting! Oh my god! Oh, can you imagine if two dudes did that? Oh my god, that'd be even worse! I mean, like, would that...would that even exist? I mean, like, where would you even find that? Let's type that in and see what comes up."

- Family Guy, on 2 Girls 1 Cup.