The Authority/Funny

"Jenny: Yuck! Who'd want to eat Daddy? Cut to Apollo giving Midnighter a suggestive smirk."
 * From the "lost arc" featuring the "G7 Authority" that was installed after Seth defeated the originals: The Surgeon(The Doctor's counterpart), after invading the collective human consciousness (aka Garden of Ancestral Memory), proceeds to create a new religion, one that is more... let's say... commercially aligned. The result is a hilarious creature/god that looks like a mix of Krishna, a cherub, and Pikachu. Its name: Religimon!
 * When the Authority are relating one of their adventures to the toddler, Jenny Q, they mention that a monster nearly ate Midnighter. Jenny remarks in disgust:

"Midnighter: I love being me."
 * YMMV But the smile on the Midnighter's face as he smashes the carrier into Kaizen Gamorra's tower is just priceless.