Those Wacky Nazis/Quotes

""Nazis. I hate these guys.""

- Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade

""Hitler's brain is still alive, and still controls the Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures From Beneath The Hollow Earth.""

- Principia Discordia

""Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason they can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.""

- An analysis of Neo-Nazis, from The Badger comic

""Satire is great, but for Nazis you use baseball bats and broken bottles.""

- Woody Allen

""Nazi?! I can see just fine!""

""Illinois Nazis... I hate Illinois Nazis.""

- Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers

""Can it be? Nazis! A blessing from the heavens! The developers did something right for once!""

- Fat Mann Judgeth reviewing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Sega Genesis

""Schmidt demonstrates once again that, when it comes to movie villains, you can't do better than Nazis.""

- Roger Ebert, in his review of Captain America: The First Avenger

""Gentlemen, please. Gentlemen. The Minister of Propaganda instructs me to inform all foreign correspondents that rumors of a mysterious personage helping enemies of the state to escape from Germany are without foundation. We can assure you there have been no such escapes and there is no such rescuer. Furthermore, in Nazi Germany no one can hope to be saved by anybody.""

- Graubitz