RandomDCE/Funny

"Jetfire: ALRIGHT YA BLOODY WANKERS, JETFIRE HERE MATES!!! FUCKIN' HELL, ME BOLLOCKS ARE HURTIN', OH YA CUNT!!!"
 * Vazul
 * "WTF IS A NEOPET???"
 * "I'M AN AEROPLANE!!!"
 * Proud Vegeta
 * His dramatic reading of Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula.
 * His impression of Jetfire in his Transformers Condensed.

"Dr Gero: Cell, because of your design, you'll become one of the greatest fighters in the world. Cell: But Daddy, I want to be a ballerina. Dr Gero: Silence! You must become complete. Cell: And then can I be a ballerina? Dr Gero: No! Cell Aww, but I've got a great routine worked out to Barry Manilow. Dr Gero: No, Cell. In order to be complete, you must absorb Androids 17 and 18. Cell: Uh, okay how do I do that? Dr Gero: You must shove them up your penis. (Beat) Cell: Uuh, Are you sure we're not gay? Dr Gero: Silence!"
 * Cell's flashback from Cell Condensed.