Jessica Alba



Jessica Marie Alba, born April 28, 1981, started out playing in a few independent films and a couple of seasons of Flipper. Then she grew up and starred in Dark Angel. And then she played a stripper in Sin City, and Invisible Woman in Fantastic Four, and wore a bikini in Into the Blue. She has a personal code about never appearing nude. At least not completely.

Over time it's come to light that she dislikes most of her CV. She thought Good Luck Chuck was borderline pornographic, The Killer Inside Me was gratuitously violent (she's stated she doesn't want her daughters to see it), and hated working on the Fantastic Four movies so much that she almost quit acting.

Although she appeals a bit too much to males to have any chick flicks in the foreseeable future, Valentine's Day notwithstanding  (see also Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox ), she has almost certainly won some female fans by not hiding how difficult it was for her to get back in shape after having her two daughters Honor and Haven as well as her son Hayes. She has been married to their father Cash Warren since 2008.

With the birth of Haven, she started an ecologically friendly company called The Honest Company. With this, she is now a billionaire.

She also tweets pretty often.


 * Ambiguously Brown: She often plays this role and a common joke is trying to figure out what race she is ].
 * Awesome, Dear Boy: She got the role of Susan Storm of the Storyverse Fantastic Four films because she wanted to play a superhero since childhood.
 * Creator Backlash: While doing Rise of the Silver Surfer, she was a little hostile to Tim Story.
 * Fountain of Expies: Since she is a 2000s sex symbol, this is expected.
 * In Sly 2: Band of Thieves, a Jessica Alba-soundalike Alesia Glidewell voiced Carmelita Fox in that game.
 * A SpongeBob SquarePants book had a character named Jessica Albacore. It helps that she is a SpongeBob SquarePants fan.
 * I Am Not Jessica Alba: With this, just expect Jessica to be sensual in any film.
 * I Am Not Sue Storm: Marvel fans just want to see her invisible.
 * Ms. Fanservice: It's hard not to find a film where she has these moments.
 * One of Us: She is a big fan of hip-hop dancing, SpongeBob SquarePants and James Cameron's work. Her TikTok profile shows her love of them.
 * One-Woman Song: The German group Fourtypercent (with "Jessica Alba") and the English group Elliot Minor (with "Jessica").
 * Reluctant Fanservice Girl: Jessica likes being sexy but not naked.
 * Star-Making Role:
 * For her TV career, Dark Angel put her on the spotlight.
 * Honey, Fantastic Four, Into the Blue and Sin City have made her a household name in film.
 * Theme Naming: All of her children have first names that are five letters long and begin with an H.


 * Never Been Kissed (1999)
 * Idle Hands (1999)
 * Dark Angel (2000-2002)
 * Paranoid (2000)
 * Dark Angel (video game)
 * Honey (2003)
 * Entourage (2004)
 * Sin City (2005)
 * Fantastic Four: The Video Game (2005)
 * Fantastic Four (2005)
 * Into the Blue (2005)
 * Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
 * Good Luck Chuck (2007)
 * Knocked Up (2007)
 * Awake (2007)
 * The Love Guru (2008)
 * Valentine's Day (2010)
 * Machete (2010)
 * Little Fockers (2010)
 * Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (2011)
 * Escape from Planet Earth (2013)
 * Machete Kills (2013)
 * Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
 * Entourage: The Movie (2015)
 * Mechanic: Resurrection (2016)
 * L.A.'s Finest (2019-2020)