Brows Held High

"[M]y primary goal: to get people in nerd culture to explore highbrow culture."

Brows Held High is a comedy review show about Arthouse cinema. It is hosted by Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren, who rose to some prominence on the That Guy With The Glasses forums when he wrote a dissertation on Nella's My Little Pony epic.

His signature style usually involves a lot of high-brow intellectual concepts, but explained well enough that they don't go over viewer's heads.

You can find these videos on That Guy With The Glasses and YouTube.

""That's so hot." Oan: Ewww. "I use in my show." Oan: Ewww! "It's a period piece." Oan: Heh-- [frowns] ewww."
 * Accentuate the Negative: Pleasantly averted. He almost always has something nice to say about the films he watches, even if it does sometimes amount to little more than "It had nice cinematography."
 * Actually Pretty Funny: Oan's reaction to Shortbus' "Shabbos goy" asking if a woman is on the rag.

"Jesu: Do I have to Sparta Kick you through a window? [cracks knuckles]"
 * Later, in his Tromeo and Juliet crossover review with The Cinema Snob, he admits that he thought the "see how she rests her cheek upon her hand." line (wherein the "cheek" was changed to be an ass cheek) was actually kind of clever.
 * Alliterative Name: Lampshaded in The Discovery of Heaven. Oan helpfully notes that the Messiah character has matching initials, a trait "common to many great men of legend!" (he then points out this applies to himself as well)
 * Alternate Character Interpretation:
 * He believes that "The Woman" in Anatomy of Hell was an aspiring Fag Hag.
 * The aging Keet Six Flags mascot is a trash humper.
 * The log used to make Pinocchio is Flubber rather than wood.
 * Tideland is the origin tale for the family of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
 * Mickey Mouse is on the No-fly list.
 * And Then John Was a Zombie/You Are What You Hate:
 * Animation Age Ghetto: Spoofed In-Universe in his joint review of the "Utena" movie with JesuOtaku, with himself taking the position of "animation is for kids/dunderheads."

"Snob: You're concerned about the severed head landing on the family car, but not ? Oan: Well, to be fair, it was foreshadowed. Snob: WHAT?!"
 * Anime Hair: How he describes the hairdo of the Twilight of the Ice Nymphs protagonist. Also complaints about it in the "Utena" review. "Why does everyone have rainbow hair?!"
 * April Fools' Day: The "Eraserhead" review.
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Oan quibbles over misplaced Shakespeare texts and inarticulate-sounding voiceovers ("Well, I just don't think that the gentleman from Motorhead is the best chorus...") while the Snob is left cringing at the real depravities.

"Oancitizen:Ah yes, Botticelli's "The Birth of R Crumb.""
 * And again with Tom Green and the gallons of elephant bunk. "This scene takes place on the Indian subcontinent and that is clearly an African elephant!"
 * Art Imitates Art:

"Oancitizen: Perhaps this horse's phallus represents the onset of manhood. The Nostalgia Chick: And this interpetation... Oancitizen: Extracted directly from my anus, yes."
 * As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Oan's cameo in Atop the Fourth Wall consists of him trying to decrypt a conspiracy consisting of copious amounts of religious, political, and cultural mumbo-jumbo, which ultimately concludes with a nuclear explosion, followed by
 * Ass Pull: Invoked when he gives a high-brow, symbolic analysis of the scene in Freddy Got Fingered that involves Tom Green jacking off a horse while shouting "Look at me, daddy, I'm a farmer."

"Y: Ruler of Time: You sound like a hipster. Oancitizen: I Am Not A Hipster, good sir!!"
 * Awful Truth: "SEAN CONNERY IS DOROTHY!"
 * Berserk Button: Do not call Kyle a hipster or an anti-intellectual.

""WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!""
 * Although in the Slacker review he does say he "might or might not be a hipster". He likes a lot of hipster stuff, but doesn't feel like he is one.
 * He also doesn't like being called a Brad Jones rip-off.
 * For the character, dead babies.
 * Starting with the What Is It? review, if snails are ever mentioned or brought into the equation, You may be in trouble.
 * Oan screaming his lungs out after The Nostalgia Chick summarizes the ending of Der Himmel über Berlin as "a long monologue" about "time..and loneliness...or something." Film analysis is Serious Business.
 * Big "What?": 8 minutes into JesuOtaku making him watch Revolutionary Girl Utena. The first of many, as we'll see in due course.

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 * Bilingual Bonus: After hearing the nonsensical first line of Exterminating Angels, Oancitizen asks any viewers who have an idea what it means to send their answers to "merdedetaureau@gmail.fr". In other words, send it to.
 * He closed "The Discovery Of Heaven" by delivering a few lines (unsubtitled) in Dutch.

"Lisa: Sometimes when you kiss me, I just want to bite you. And not in a nice way. Like, I want to hurt you. Oan (as Matt): You're not going to smash my balls with a block of wood then drill a hole through my legs, are you? Oan (as Lisa): No, that would be interesting. Oan (as Matt): I could sing The Star Spangled Banner into your ass. Oan (as Lisa): No!!!"
 * Biting the Hand Humor: After viewing Sweet Movie, he accuses several of his fellow reviewers (including his boss) of being sheltered. He can't, however, make an argument for The Cinema Snob.
 * Blah Blah Blah/Freudian Slip: The opening speech to Nine Songs is nothing but proper nouns, the phrase "rock music" and slang for genitalia and/or sex acts.
 * Body Snatcher: For the "Freaks" review, Oan's body is possessed by Diamanda Hagan, who proceeds to dye his hair and paint his face in her usual color scheme and then do the review in a faux-Irish accent. He also feels himself up and comments "So that's what one of those feels like."
 * Brain Bleach: After Ken Park, Oancitizen watches The Godfather to erase the terrible memories.
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: A lot of the comedy of the show.
 * Breather Episode: The Angels in America and The Fall reviews.
 * Breathless Non-Sequitur "That's right Romero fans, board up the windows and rev up the chainsaws, because we're going to talk about gay porn!"
 * Brick Joke: Diamanda Hagan tells her minion to mail Oancitizen his balls (since he's obviously not using his) at the end of the Ken Park review. Two videos later, the package finally arrives.
 * The time travel duplicate of Oancitizen he stuffed in the closet in his Primer review shows up again (and then gets killed) at the end of the What Is It? review.
 * A very subtle one. When Obscurus Lupa tried to review Gerry (before switching to Hard To Kill), Diamanda Hagan tried to stop her by having her minions find every copy of the movie and destroy it. In his own review of it, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by Northern Irishmen in black masks.
 * A little while after at the end of Trash Humpers, he watched W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism and  While calling up candidates, he eyes his dustbin with contempt and says "You used me."
 * Brown Note: arguably some of the movies he's watched, but also Sasha Grey's music, as heard in The Girlfriend Experience review.
 * Buffy-Speak: His early attempts at explaining the plot to Primer results in him just calling everything 'things'.
 * Call Back: His moving announcement was full of them.
 * The mental break during the Eat The Schoolgirl review is the sequel of sorts to the breakdown from What Is It?
 * He refers back to two previous episodes in his review of Nine Songs:

"Roo: ] Oan: D'ja like it?"
 * The Cameo: Diamanda Hagan appears at the end of the Ken Park review, and the end of Gerry. The latter also features cameos from Apollo Z Hack, Obscurus Lupa and Derek from Audible Underwear.
 * Oancitizen accidentally invokes Rule 34 in Sebastiane, which results in The Vegan reciting a Slash Fic involving Ulysses S. Grant and Jefferson Davis.
 * Roo from Clan of the Greywolf agrees to "translate" M dot Strange's impenetrable video game/anime references. And has a nervous breakdown

"Oan: (astutely) Wild guess. ...I think she's afraid of men. Snob: Thank you. That was very insightful."
 * Phil Buni does a cameo in Alice.
 * '90s Kid shows up when Oan reviews The Doom Generation and notes that it combines all the worst traits of Nineties Pop Culture.
 * Ed Glaser made two cameos in the review of A Serbian Film, first as his voice to joke about his resemblance to the movie's villain and as the NATO president.
 * There is an extended cameo by Rap Critic in the Ghost Dog review, which starts off with RC explaining who RZA is, and he butts in on occasion to explain things that Kyle doesn't get.
 * Kyle himself has become the site's go to guy for cameos whenever something avante-garde is brought up.
 * Camera Abuse: He taps it pretty hard during What Is It?, causing visible glitches in the video.
 * Captain Obvious: The Snob challenging him to "make [himself] useful" and try interpreting Troma-Juliet's dream sequence with the killer penis.

"Oan: She exis-- Chick: Besides the fact that she exists? Oan: She has a nice place."
 * It there anything we can say about Tom Green's love interest in this movie?

"Oancitizen: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a number of prostitutes dressed like Catholic school girls that I need to teach the intricacies of Proust. Diamanda: ...I'm going to assume I imagined that."
 * Caption Humor: Reviewing We Are the Strange momentarily causes Oan's words to be translated into L33t speak.
 * The Cast Showoff: He sings most of the review of The Man Who Fell to Earth, to the tune of various David Bowie songs, along with The Nostalgia Chick, Todd in the Shadows, Obscurus Lupa and JewWario.
 * He also has one of the best solos in The Nostalgia Chick's Les Miserables review.
 * Oancitizen opens the Channel Awesome Holiday Greetings with a one-person quartet choir.
 * Catch Phrase: Huzzah!
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Lets off a rare, if brief one, when the "666" motif is well and truly driven into the ground in The Doom Generation. "Cock-smelting fuckercunt!"
 * Also in his co-review with Lupa of "Hamlet The Vampire Slayer," he tells a rapper to "Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!"
 * When Lupa hears that Oan is planning on reviewing Gerry, her reaction is: "Fuuuuck fuck fuck Gerry! Fuck fuckery fucking Gerry! Fuck fuck fuckery fuck fuck fuck Gerry! Fuck Gerry!"
 * Continuity Nod: To Atop the Fourth Wall in his "Slacker" review: "Is 90's Kid "
 * Corpsing: He tries valiantly, but The Cinema Snob cannot keep a straight face when Oancitizen refers to Coriolanus as "Gloryhole Anus".
 * Couch Gag: At the start of each episode, or even cameo in other reviews, he reads something related, if only vaguely to the movie in question.
 * And by "something", it means that it's not always a book. For instance, the Trash Humpers review starts with him reading the instructions for a box of trash bags.
 * Covert Pervert: Oan hinted that he might be one during his cameo in Diamanda's Emmanuelle 5 review.

""Listen, Korine, if I ever meet you in real life, I will end you. I will take apart your camera and feed it to you. You will suffer I SWEAR TO GOD [voice quavers] OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS--" ]"
 * Crisis Crossover: The ending of the What Is It? review.
 * Crossover: Given his love for Shakespeare, reviewed Hamlet the Vampire Slayer with Obscurus Lupa and Tromeo and Juliet with The Cinema Snob. Also, did Revolutionary Girl Utena with JesuOtaku, Ghost Dog with Rap Critic ,Freddy Got Fingered with The Nostalgia Chick and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with Film Brain.
 * Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: Kyle had some choice words for the director of Trash Humpers.

""I want to punch him in his sideburns.""
 * The modern interpretation of Laertes has a gay dance instructor. ..who looks like Mike Myers in Sprockets.

"I'm not sure how many jokes I can get out of abortion, pedophilia and sexual abuse."
 * Damned By Faint Praise / Overly Narrow Superlative: Twilight of the Ice Nymphs is "easily the greatest Canadian film about ostriches ever made."
 * Dead Baby Comedy: Defied, with strong effort, during his Antichrist review, where he mentions that normally he's above that sort of humor, but it's so hard not to make a joke like that when there's an actual dead baby five minutes into the movie.
 * This, by his own admission, is why he's never reviewed a Todd Solondz film.

"After all, [menstrual blood]'s the only bodily fluid that has any stigma attached to it. *swigs from a wine glass* My semen is watery today."
 * Deadpan Snarker: Oancitizen.
 * Department of Redundancy Department: "That 2 seconds of blurry full-frontal nudity was the most necessary thing in the history of necessity." (Twilight of the Ice Nymphs)
 * From 'Goodbye 20th Century': This film is a messy messy mess of a mess!
 * Me and You and Everyone We Know is one of the most "twee, twee bits of tweedom to ever come out of Sundance."
 * Despair Event Horizon: Ken Park. A movie of such dismal, rage-inducing depravity that Oancitizen actually called in Diamanda Hagan to nuke the city it was set in.
 * It happens again, predictably, with A Serbian Film, causing him to call NATO and try to get Serbia fictionally wiped off the map.
 * Did Not Do the Research: He acknowledged this in Nine Songs, stating (and rectifying) that his stock bare breast censor bar in reviews prior to it may have been a picture of a finch rather than that of a titmouse.
 * Did I Just Say That Out Loud?: When he sees a guy being killed during a three way, and says that's how he wants to die.
 * Also, when realizing he made a Tyler Perry reference. He quickly made a Maya Deren reference to keep his snob cred.
 * Dissimile: Diamanda Hagan refers to Oancitizen as "Young, straight, Stephen Fry, only bearded and American."
 * Distracted by the Sexy: He proves unable to review an Emma Thompson film without blurting out a marriage proposal.
 * Double Standard: Discussed in Anatomie De L Enfer

"Lupa: INCEST JOKE!♥ Oan: [stonefaced] Ew."
 * Dude, Not Funny: In-Universe. He struggled hard to snark What Is It? without invoking this trope, as much of the cast had Down's Syndrome and one member had cerebral palsy.
 * He says he's not even going to try to make a joke during the attempted rape of an Apathetic during Zardoz, though he does pull out of this depressing nosedive by making a joke about a scene immediately after that. "Here, have Sean Connery imitating Donkey Kong!" (Connery throws a barrel).
 * While possessed by Diamanda, he stated that "Freaks" was hard to make fun of, as most of the cast was, well... ...Whatever-you-call-it concludes that it would just be "dickish."
 * Dull Surprise: Invoked by name in Anatomy of Hell.
 * Hamlet the Vampire Slayer:

""So, a gay zombie political documentary porno. ....Wat."
 * DVD Commentary.
 * Ear Worm: Trash Humpers's "MAKE IT, MAKE IT, DON'T FAKE IT!"
 * Even Evil Has Standards: In his review of Perfume, he shows a clip of a cartoon Lex Luthor proposing to use causing random orgies to happen as a weapon. The supervillains he's proposing this too all say "Ewwww." It then cuts to Diamanda Hagan saying Ewwww, before cutting back to the supervillains. For why this is amusing, see Despair Event Horizon above.
 * Oancitizen's on the receiving end himself when he and Diamanda view Eat the Schoolgirl. After spending a good minute responding to Diamanda's dare that he make a rape scene funny ("I don't care what George Carlin says..."), he finally gives in... and dubs the theme song to Jem over the whole thing. Diamanda is both impressed and horrified.
 * Even Film Buffs Have Standards: He absolutely refused to call What Is It? "art," and begins sympathizing with people who don't watch art films.
 * Sweet Movie causes him to break down entirely on several occasions.
 * Almost averted with A Serbian Film. He spent the review explaining allegories to the Serbian nation that the director claims are there, looking and sounding like he's in excruciating pain all the way through, until finally he gets a nosebleed and snaps.
 * Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Present in Blood for Dracula, Flesh for Frankenstein, Nine Songs, Sebastiene and Shortbus- the last to the point of distraction. Also noting how much sex just one couple had in Antichrist.
 * Everything's Better with Monkeys: While already excited in his review of The Fall he perks up even more when explaining that Charles Darwin (It Makes Sense in Context) has a pet monkey.
 * Fascinating Eyebrow: A signifier that you should Beware the Nice Ones, such as when he discovered that Hollywood remade one of his cherished German films into a Nic Cage vehicle.
 * Fan Disservice: After watching Ken Park, he says "I used to like sex. Now I can never touch a human being again!"
 * Flat What: He summed up Otto (or, Up With Dead People) thusly:

"Snob: Pah! Roger Ebert gave that zero stars. Therefore, I hate it! Oan: (wounded) ...... what?"
 * Oan opining that he'd rather be watching Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

"Snob: (rubs eyes) Wait a minute, wait a goddamn second... You're telling me that there's a 400-year old public domain script involving incest and murder called "'Tis Pity She's a Whore", and the intellectual crowd likes it?"
 * Freakier Than Fiction:

""You! You! Yes! You, Chick, you! YOU should be explaining this to ME!! I am offended! Offended that I have to spell this out for you, I mean DEAR GOD--!!" ]"
 * Fridge Horror: In-Universe. He comes to the conclusion that the orgy in Perfume would have incest and sex with children due to people bringing their families to the execution.
 * Funetik Aksent: After dealing with the cavalcade of outrageous accents in Blood for Dracula, he finally puts up subtitles that transcribe everything phonetically ("What the heck is a 'sackhufbens'?")
 * It comes back sporadically in his Flesh for Frankenstein review. ("Come to Serbia! Try the 'nasum'!")
 * Gag Censor: Just about any time a Censor Box has to be used.
 * Genius Bonus: Due to the nature of the show, he of course likes to slip a few into the reviews. He's even commented on wishing to be listed on this trope in his commentaries.
 * Giving Someone the Pointer Finger: Delivers this to the camera (re: the Nostalgia Chick) when he's obliged to 'correct' her opinion on a film's message.

""This film just Godwinned itself!""
 * A positive example to the Snob, who suggests they join forces to corner the grindhouse and the arthouse. ("I knew there was a reason I respected you.")
 * Godwin's Law: Couldn't get past the ending of Jubilee without constantly going back to the fact that there was a short scene featuring what he described as "Old Man Hitler".

""It's here that Roo's notes read 'Oh my God I can see forevarrrglblahhhh.'""
 * Go Mad from the Revelation: At the end of Refuge in Audacity insanityfest What Is It?, Oancitizen decides "If you can't beat 'em..."
 * Likewise, he had Roo from Clan of the Gray Wolf on as a cameo to help explain the video game references in We Are the Strange. It doesn't go well for him.

""AAAAAAHHHH! OHHHHHHH! ""
 * Most of Zardoz.
 * Revolutionary Girl Utena reduces him to a cackling lunatic.
 * Eat the Schoolgirl leads him to hogtie Diamanda Hagan in a bathtub and then attempt to dress her up as a snail.
 * Though part of that was apparently the result of being loaded with horse tranquilizers and having his testicles removed, as once the tranquilizers wear off he can't remember a thing.
 * Coincidentally, it was also a nod to Uzumaki.
 * After mailing Oancitizen Freddy Got Fingered, the Chick and Nella go to his hotel room and find a Room Full of Crazy.
 * Groin Attack: In the Zardoz review, Oancitizen takes "The gun is good! The penis is evil!" a bit too literally - he whips out a gun, walks into the bathroom, aims it at his crotch, we cut to black just as the gun goes off...

"Black and White Thingy: Then we will celebrate with many scoops of iced cream! Oan: I... I can't make that line funnier."
 * Happy Place: There's only one thing that can get us through Ken Park: Sir John Fucking Gielgud reading Tennyson over the music of Gustav Holst!
 * PRETENTION NIRVANA.
 * Again during Trash Humpers.
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: His view on The Doom Generation, which bills itself as "A Heterosexual Movie" and may go a bit over the top in proving. "Straight, straight straight straight straight straight straight! Penises going into vaginas, all the time!"
 * He-Man Woman Hater: What the metaphor in Anatomy of Hell presents men as; Oancitizen even namedrops this trope.
 * Heroic Blue Screen of Death: After viewing Freddy Got Fingered.
 * Heh Heh, You Said "X": In his A Serbian Film review: "Ha ha! His name is Fuckmir!"
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: In-Universe. Naked Lunch features a creature that Kyle can only describe as a "human centipede".
 * Hollywood Nerd: When not wearing his trademark suit, he makes one hell of a type 2.
 * Hurricane of Euphemisms: He ends up using a lot of terms for female masturbation ("flicking the bean," "tickling the tuna taco," "sampling the finger food," "petting the kitty") in his review of Exterminating Angels.
 * Hypocritical Humor: In the review of You And Me And Everyone We Know, Oancitizen introduces the main character as an amateur solo video artist, "which means she films herself alone in her room doing stupid stuff." Cut to Oancitizen, camera in hand, filming himself in front of a mirror going "Man, what a dork!"
 * I Have Nothing to Say to That: From the We Are the Strange review:

"Snob: Oh, come off it. We're nothing alike. Your suit is....green."
 * I Resemble That Remark: The longstanding "Cinema Snob ripoff" charge was spoofed in their crossover together.

"Brad: You didn't even memorize your lines! Oan: (looks down at script) "I have no idea what you mean.""
 * ...Along with Kyle and Brad's dodgy acting.

"Oan: I have drunk and seen the spider. There is a plot against my niche, my show. All's true that is mistrusted! Thou has usurped my art, and I remain a pinched thing; Yea, a very trick for you to play at will! Lupa (helpfully): You drank a spider?"
 * Inadvertent Entrance Cue: According to the Revolutionary Girl Utena The Movie review, any time someone is confused by an artistic movie, Oancitizen is teleported to them against his will. JesuOtaku notes that now that it's known, it's highly exploitable, and he then teleports away from the review, and once back, angrily tells her to not give fans any more ideas on how to misuse the spell. This could also be a meta-joke about how Kyle become the go-to guy for cameos about symbolism and artistic topics.
 * Kyle has sensitive ears and is very territorial about PHWOOLLIAM SHAXPAHR being reviewed by others. So much so, that he gets suckered into crashing Hamlet the Vampire Slayer.

""He's turned her mummy into a...mummy.""
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: Lampshaded by Oan himself, who sincerely apologizes. (Tideland)

""You want porn (points upward), the address bar is up there!""
 * Insult Backfire: "I'd tell (Trash Humpers) to eat my shit, but I'm afraid it might be into that sort of thing."
 * The Internet Is for Porn: In Exterminating Angels, Oan calls out his viewers for wanting raw footage of the French lesbians.

""[she is known for performing] extreme acts on scree. I went online, and believe it or not, I found some clips of her doing these acts. I had to pixelate some things though [cue entirely pixellated, flesh colored screen and loud moans]"
 * From The Girlfriend Experience, on porn actress Sasha Grey:

"Oan: "Yes, director, I will allow myself to be filmed while drinking beer and simultaneously urinating. For the craft." I don't think it can get grosser. Oan: That was the most despicable thing I will have ever seen in my- Oan: Oh, God, he killed the three-legged dog, didn't he? I mean, I can't imagine him doing anything worse than that. Oan: D:"
 * It Got Worse: Oan experiences a string of these near the end of Ken Park:
 * cue molestation scene *
 * we cut to another character covered in blood *
 * the character stabs his grandparents *

"[unzips fly] Oan: Hey, he did want some gum! ...'cause her gums are in her mouth."
 * It's Not Porn, It's Art: He has to deal with a lot of nudity in some of his film reviews.
 * Jacob Marley Warning: Todd in the Shadows hovers over Oan's bed at MAGfest, half-hardheartedly waving his arms. Finally, he resorts to just punching him.
 * If You Know What I Mean: The Anatomy of Hell opens with its female protagonist getting slapped by a random man, who then just stands there looking sullen. Wordless apology, or is she just handing him a stick of gum?

"Oan: Wherefore is this columbarius film before mine eyes shown? Lupa: [beat] Is that a real sen-- Oan: Why the fuck am I watching this turd?!"
 * Lampshade Hanging: Points out background noise picked up by his mic in his review of Primer.
 * Layman's Terms: So, Jason Witter replaced the original language of Hamlet with endless pop culture snark?

"Oancitizen: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to turn that whole tree thing into a meme."
 * Freddy Got Fingered - The Nostalgia Chick starts to ask him how this film is "Dada", only for Oan to scream, "THIS CANNOT BE DADA! IT'S TOO NORMAL TO BE DADA! IT'S TOO SHIT TO BE ANYTHING ELSE!!"
 * Le Film Artistique: Aside from the films, and occasional film-within-a-film, in the show, the credits sequence is styled as one, including Gratuitous French credit "Kyle 'Oancitizen' Kallgren Presente:"
 * His film school movie PREtension, a parody of art films.
 * Limited Wardrobe - He wears basically the same clothes in every review.
 * Lost Episode: The Girlfriend Experience (only exists with commentary) and Sh*t TGWTG Fans Say.
 * And now What is It? due to legal reasons.
 * Mary Sue: He calls out the protagonist of Exterminating Angels on this.
 * Memetic Mutation: Invoked at the end of the Twilight Of The Ice Nymphs review.

"Oancitzen: I have three ties!"
 * Mind Screw: What Is It?, both the movie and the 'sketch.'

"Rap Critic: That's him! That's RZA! Oan: Oh, yeah, the-the Whooping Clan guy, right? Rap Critic: WU! TANG!!"
 * Money, Dear Boy: In the vlog for Anonymous, Oancitizen suggests that Derek Jacobi took a role in the film to pay off a parking ticket.
 * Musical Episode: The Man Who Fell to Earth, reviewed almost entirely to the tunes of the songs of David Bowie.
 * My Name Is Not Durwood: For some reason, his early IMDb page listed Kyle's name as "Ralph Oancitizen". It's since become a Running Gag, as Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, and Sad Panda have referred to him as Ralph on various occasions.
 * Ghost Dog:

"Oancitizen (in shock): NAKED NAZI Shirley Temple MASTURBATING WITH A RIDING CROP!"
 * Narm: Oan bursts out laughing while watching the performance of the main character in Twilight of the Ice Nymphs when he monologues about trees, comparing the voice to a deaf cracked-out Bill Murray.
 * Never Heard That One Before: When Mario starts chopping off Dracula's limbs in Andy Warhol's Dracula, Oancitizen says the audience is probably already going through the Black Knight's dialogue from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in their heads, and says they really need to do some reading on media saturation.
 * [Tideland] takes the honor of being 8,524th Alice in Wonderland reference ever made. "A round of applause, everyone."
 * Never Trust a Title: Discussed on occasion.
 * Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book: A flurry of them while describing the scenes in A Serbian Film.
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: In What Is It?

"" Aaand I'm more than three-fourths of the way through a film starring Rose McGowan, and I finally make a Charmed reference. Go me.""
 * Nipple-and-Dimed: Since nudity crops up in his video reviews, he's forced to censor it creatively. Pictures of titmice, cats, donkeys, and Wii remotes are common, but sometimes, if he's feeling really silly, he covers them up with cropped pictures of nude statues.
 * Perfume - The Story of A Murderer actually managed to break the censor bar.
 * "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: An on-screen message pops up during 's rant about the finer aspects of The Doom Generation to tell us that his words were actually part of the film's marketing.
 * Assuring that his MythBusters reference wasn't just random. Jamie Hyneman really did work the special effects on Naked Lunch.
 * Not So Different: In the review of The Girlfriend Experience, he 'inadvertently' draws similarities between escort and porn wesites, and being an internet reviewer. At the end of the review, he goes to work on his other job, as a host on webcam site LiveJasmin
 * Possibly the reason some see him as a The Cinema Snob ripoff is that the difference between a lot of his "arthouse" films and the Snob's exploitation movies seems to be purely In Name Only, as they both tend to contain similarly dark and disturbing content. (The other reason is that Kyle is a straight version of what the Snob is a parody of--a sophisticated cinemaphile). This is lampshaded in the Tromeo and Juliet review.
 * Not So Stoic: He very rarely breaks down or goes over the top, making those few instances much more powerful (i.e. his reaction to a disturbing scene in his review of Alice).
 * Obligatory Joke: Has openly stated he will not do some of the obvious jokes, as they would be "Too easy".
 * "Kenneth Branagh plays Hamlet. Emphasis on HAM."
 * "Here's a diagram -- a primer on Primer, if you will. [snooty chuckle] Huzzah."
 * And so, the characters of The Doom Generation "invoke the Power of Three!"

""This guy must be on loan from A Raisin in the Son of the Living Dead. A theatre joke, thank you! [to Lupa] Don't use that take."
 * Tideland's deranged beekeeper. "Aaaaand meme in 3....2....1..."
 * When a character in Ken Park randomly asks his girlfriend's mother, "can I eat you out?", Kyle explains that even though it's become cliché, he now has to play the infamous scene from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.
 * Hamlet the Vampire Slayer:

""Was that a baby?...(looks horrified) Was that a baby?!""
 * "Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs, so put a dog in Ghost Dog so Ghost Dog can watch a dog and -- oh, screw it."
 * Odd Couple: With Obscurus Lupa in their Hamlet the Vampire Slayer review; he's a highbrow critic and serious intellectual, she's a cheerfully goofy shlock reviewer who doesn't understand long words.
 * Oh Crap: During the "Otto" review, when he realizes he is about to see a gay zombie orgy.
 * During the Trash Humpers review (bear in mind, babies... don't tend to fare well in these kinds of movies):

""...No. Oh, no...""
 * Yet again during The Brown Bunny, when he discovers, to his abject horror, that the film is revisiting Gerry.

"(stuffing his face) "Ohh, right, the--the appropriation of foreign philosophies and the separation of idiosyncratic cultures, yeah, yeah.""
 * He realizes one second too late that he's invoked Rule34 and mentioned a Civil War real-person slash fic.
 * Oh My Gods "SWEET HEAVENLY MITHRAS!"
 * One of Us/TV Tropes Trollers: In his commentary for his review of Ken Park, he mentions using TV Tropes to find films to review when he started the show, particularly on the now-deleted Euroshlock page. He has now taken on W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism, Sweet Movie, Exterminating Angels, and A Serbian Film, along with several of the American examples that were on that page.
 * Old Shame: When he posted the old review of The Girlfriend Experience on TGWTG, some comments came in, which he agreed with about the review coming off as slutshaming, and he contemplated removing the review altogether. He did say the intent wasn't to mock Sasha Grey for her adult film work, but the message he meant didn't come across clearly.
 * Overly Long Gag: "TREES!"
 * 55.5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...
 * The point in his review of Gerry where he tries to make up background music... a cappella style.
 * Phantasy Spelling: Oancitizen jokes that Mandragora from Twilight of the Ice Nymphs is "also probably a place for people who spell 'fairy' as 'faerie.'"
 * Pass the Popcorn: Admittedly as what he's doing is in fact watching movies him breaking out a bowl of it in a review normally would be considered a normal film watching activity. However he's an arthouse film reviewer which people don't usually associate with popcorn, therefore he uses it in his review of Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai to highlight the more action movie aspects of some of the scenes.

"Rap Critic: Kyle, NO! There's no way you can make this look good!!"
 * Platonic Life Partners: With his artist and BFF, Ven Gethenian.
 * The Plot Thickens: "...Into a 65 lb. lump of unshaped concrete."
 * Precision F-Strike: "Jean-Claude Brisseau, fuck you."
 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy: His rap at the end of the Ghost Dog review.

"Oancitizen: Then an OB/GYN unicycles into the room and -- I just said that sentence out loud, didn't I?"
 * Psychic Nosebleed: Happens as Oancitizen struggles to talk about A Serbian Film's messages... then he snaps out. (in the bloopers, Kyle points out that given how much corn syrup he put on his nose for the scene, that could have been actual blood!)
 * Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: GET....ME...NATO!
 * ARE. (SLAM) VIDEO. (SLAM) GAMES. (SLAM) ART-- of course they are, that's not even a question.
 * Rage Breaking Point: Happens during the review of A Serbian Film. Played for Laughs.
 * A Rare Sentence: "The blood was laughing at me."
 * Sweet Movie wastes no time scrambling Oan's brain.

"Oancitizen: Nazi Harry Dumbledore punches Santa Claus in the face."
 * He repeats this little gem several times during 'Goodbye 20th Century':

""Woman carrying my child hit by a falling tree. FML.""
 * They raped a fictional baby!...I'm really saying this out loud aren't I?"
 * The first (translated) sentence of Exterminating Angels is: "The lampposts are in need of their long scarlet coats." Oancitizen dares the audience to explain what that means. There's also a later reference to "blood of airports...flooding blue grass."
 * "Hamlet's a cheerleader. Why is Hamlet a cheerleader?"
 * Real Song Theme Tune: "Procession of the Nobles" from Mlada by Rimsky-Korsakov.
 * Reference Overdosed: Used mainly to showcase similar tropes or ideas in more mainstream movies to help de-mystify the films to his audience.
 * Refuge in Audacity: He comes to the conclusion that A Serbian Film is attempting this, and since True Art always crosses a line of some sort, this is why he must review the movie despite The Cinema Snob and Phelous having also done it before.
 * "What Is It" was deliberately filled with all sorts of offensive things, the point being that the audience was to decide which of them was actually offensive. Oan takes umbrage at this, though, and says, "This is not art. This is trolling!"
 * Retraux: The intro to BHH shows a montage of auteur films, beginning with classics such as Citizen Kane and ending with Gerry and Trash Humpers, giving them the illusion of being old-timey films.
 * Rule 34: "Yes, Internet, there exists communist porn."
 * The review of Sebastiene contains a joke about American Civil War slashfics
 * Running Gag: During scenes involving male bodily fluids, Oan would take a sip of milk from a wine glass. Lampshaded during his review of Sebastian, when he can't believe it has become one.
 * Stephen Fry's "tweets" in The Discovery of Heaven.

"Lupa: Geddit? Rosen-- hey, where'd you go? [cut to bathroom door] Oan: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHHHGODIWILLNEVERRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHGH!!!"
 * During Jubilee, he would point out two "affectionate" guys are brothers, then say "Ew,".
 * A Serbian Film: "NEW! BORN! PORN!".
 * The Scream: Time to introduce Lupa's favorite Shakesperan characters: Rosenchad and Guildebrad! "Yo!" "'Sup?!"

"Lupa: I just heard 'Blah Blah Blah big words pinkie promise,' so I can't help you."
 * Self-Deprecation: Oancitizen. Apparently, the man ain't gettin' any. He is quick to point out flaws and mistakes during commentaries.
 * During his Naked Lunch review, he "telepathically" confesses that he does this show to cover up his insecurities about his intelligence.
 * Self-Insert Fic: He describes Exterminating Angels this way.
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: The man likes his syllables.
 * Used to make a point about Primer's boring cast. "These aren't characters. They're biological plot point initiation units!"
 * Referring to his viewership as "Ahem... enthusiasts of pop culture esoterica."
 * Unfortunately, his gift for verbage fails him when trying to understand anime tropes.
 * "Ah, beg your pardon, I have an inquiry. What is the semiotic denotation of a 'pinky promise'?"

"Narrator: In our sick society, everyone is sick. Oan: ...and our bad writers are bad at writing."
 * Sexiled: For Nine Songs, he claimed to have put a sock on his doorknob.
 * Shaped Like Itself: From the W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism review:

"Jesu: I think you're beginning to lose your mind."
 * Ship Tease: Between him and his trashcan.
 * Shout-Out: In his Pinocchio review, he signs off with a monologue starting: "Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you since I started this review."
 * The line "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" is a famous quote from Sid Meier's Civilization.
 * The "Lecture Alarm", explained that he got it from the same guys who made Linkara's Continuity Alarm. He ends up breaking it during Gerry.
 * During the Gerry review, he mentions it was hard to find a copy as all the local video stores had theirs stolen by Northern Irishmen in black masks.
 * He later paraphrases Hagan's "This film and reality don't often meet!" line. (The Doom Generation)
 * He ends one review with the sign off "I'm Oancitizen and I analyse it so you don't have to"
 * The Vincent Gallo blowjob is kicked off by shouting "Experience Bij", complete with bared teeth.
 * "Heroin's a helluva drug." (Tideland)
 * In his review of Prospero's Books, after a scene that's supposed to be particularly meaningful, Oan halfheartedly raises his arms and blandly states "...Symbolism."
 * In his review of Trash Humpers he says he's expecting one of them to start a 90-minute Star Wars review. "Oh my god! What's wrong with your face?!" He also describes Trash Humpers as "a film which dares to make a return to that wonderful aesthetic known as, oh, what's the phrase, 'shot on shitteo?'"
 * JUST THIS ONCE, EVERYBODY DIES!! (Hamlet the Vampire Slayer)
 * In his Naked Lunch review; "Maybe you oughtta try your hand at writing pornography." "I tried. Nobody liked my Final Fantasy VII Slash Fic. Apparently, people think eating poop is weird."
 * Shown Their Work: Oancitizen makes a point of extensively researching the films he reviews, as he feels they deserve a thought out analysis.
 * In the vlog for "Anonymous," just off the top of his head he mentions a ton of stuff about Shakespeare and his contemporary historical figures. The man really knows his stuff.
 * Shut UP, Hannibal: Oancitizen gets '90s Kid to shut up by telling him that Nirvana is directly responsible for the existence of Nickelback.
 * Sick and Wrong: The man does not scare easily. Anything involving child exploitation makes him cringe, however.
 * Something Completely Different: The "Dreams of the Witch House" episode.
 * Sophisticated As Hell: Kyle himself. He will rarely swear, but when he does, it's either a striking Precision F-Strike or a full out Cluster F-Bomb.
 * Soundtrack Dissonance: He decides to play the happy music from the scene after the death of Bambi's mother during the act cards in Antichrist.
 * He also jokes that playing stirring orchestral music over the puking scene in Sweet Movie would likely later inspire the choice of soundtrack for 2 Girls 1 Cup.
 * Special Effects Failure: He laughs uproariously at the fake severed head in Flesh for Frankenstein. "God, it looks like one of the Thunderbird pilots."
 * Spoof Aesop: "So the moral of [Tideland] is: children are sociopathic morons!"
 * "Parents who reanimate the dead have children who reanimate the dead." (Andy Warhol's Frankenstein)
 * "So just remember, when you're trying to settle serious relationship issues with your special lady, bust her water main open and then invite her to dance. She'll be thrilled! Utena told me so!"

"Oan: [dials phone] Hi, mom! Yeah, I just got done watching this French film and--FUCK YOU!"
 * Stay in the Kitchen: Anatomy Of Hell closes with him
 * Stealth Insult: He ends the Anatomy of Hell review by commending Catherine Breillat for "teaching [him] so much about the male psyche!"

""You really feel like you're lost in a desert. The scenery is repetitive, the sounds vacant. You wander aimlessly, every minute spent praying that the end to come. It will come when you reach the finish, or it will come with your own death. Hell, at some points you even begin to feel a little dehydrated at this movie. And should you emerge alive, you spend every waking minute wishing that you had never taken that wrong turn (or pushed that play button) and been dropped into a vast wasteland, traumatized by the void that you were dropped into -- and may never escape."
 * His epitaph for Gerry. Hey, it did one thing fantastically right.

""Well, at least they got rid of that cheesy, creepy stop-motion animation and [severed doll's head comes to life] -- BLUUAAGH!"
 * Stealth Pun: The title. While he reviews "Highbrow" films, many of the films we see tend to raise Oan's eyebrows in a different way.
 * Stepford Smiler: Oan spends the majority of A Serbian Film review in this state..
 * Sure, Why Not?: Goodbye, 20th Century was such a jumbled mess that it reduced Oan to saying this over and over again.
 * Take That: Halfway into Exterminating Angels, he realizes that the entire film is basically an endless parade of thin, attractive women acting horny around a dumpy middle-aged man. [cue Robert Palmer music video]
 * Tempting Fate: In Tideland, Oan compares the Alice themes to that older, creepier film he already covered.

"Oan: Please. No Titties Andronicus? No Glory Hole Anus? No A Midsummer Night's Cream? Snob: ...That one actually exists."
 * Since it's animated, Oan is confident that explaining the themes and symbolism of Revolutionary Girl Utena will be a trifling matter for his mighty brain.
 * After being thoroughly mindfucked by the Revolutionary Girl Utena movie, Oan resolves that he'll never let himself get roped into reviewing an allegedly deep animated show or movie again. Then the bronies get a hold of him.
 * Since Tromeo and Juliet is busy drowning itself in pornographic Shakespeare puns, Oan decides to join in, too.

""You have NO idea how long it took me to think of a good visual pun for "footjob"."
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch: Claudius' death in Hamlet (1996). "Oh I have to poison him? That's boring--EAT CHANDELIER, BITCH."
 * Too Soon: After seeing a stark funeral with black-clad mourners in a pure white room in Goodbye, 20th Century, Oancitizen asks, "So, who wants to bet Steve Jobs' funeral looked exactly like this?" He then raises his arms in triumph as "TOO SOON" appears to fanfare.
 * True Art Is Angsty: His description of Ken Park.
 * True Art Is Incomprehensible: A lot of his points are attacking this notion, either directly calling it out, or pretending to defend it while obviously twisting in logical knots.
 * Unexpected Genre Change: His review of Angels in America is a completely serious, highly emotional piece that has nothing negative to say about the film and ends with him directly urging the audience to educate themselves about HIV.
 * The Unfair Sex: Turns up a lot in the stuff he reviews, be it averted, subverted or played straight. Of particular merit in this regard is Antichrist and Anatomie De L Enfer, which deconstruct and defend this trope, respectively.
 * Unsound Effect: WANK!
 * Very Special Episode: His Angels in America review, made in honor of National AIDS Day.
 * Visual Pun: His censor bars are all about this.

""Ah Fresh Prince. Well, in the words of another famous rap lyric, DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE.""
 * To the point that he's genuinely distressed that he can't come up with censor-bar puns for Otto, and just resorts to descriptive text on boxes.
 * Vomit Discretion Shot: Does this after making a Family Guy joke, which obviously is anathema to his high brow nature.
 * Waxing Lyrical: In Anatomy: "She gets unimpressively naked and lets you know what it feels like for a girl. Lets you know what it feels like in this world for a girl."
 * In Zardoz, "They're all, 'Oh, I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings' and 'Here we are. Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.'". Oancitizen lampshades shortly later. (specially as he had already used "Who Wants to Live Forever?" before, as "it's a movie with immortals with Sean Connery. I had to use Queen")
 * Hamlet tells the story all about how his life got flipped turned upside-down.

"Oan: Cannibal Holocaust DIDN'T USE REAL BOD--!! [cuts feed]"
 * In Ken Park, after the "Thom Yorke-looking kid" has a sex scene with a woman who has had work done on her breasts: "She's his fake plastic love, and she wears him out. She wears him out."
 * We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties: Upon viewing stock footage of the Katyn massacre that was spliced into Sweet Movie, Oan's screaming face is replaced by a test pattern.

"Oan: Would it be too didactic to reference Grotowski's Toward a Poor Theatre? Lupa: I have no idea what any of those words mean. :D"
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Didactic?: One of his in-universe specialties is finding deep symbolism where it almost certainly doesn't exist. This is emphasized in his early blog posts and "Between The Lines" videos.

"Oan: Don't they know there are children watching this? JO: Am I going to have to Sparta kick you out of the window? [cracks her knuckles]"
 * Played around with in his review of A Serbian Film. Instead of discussing much of the film's plot, Oan instead discusses much of Serbia's dark history and how the emotional turmoil of the Serbs translates onto the film.
 * What Do You Mean It's for Kids?: One of the main reasons that Kyle finds Jan Svankmajer's Alice so frightening is that it was originally intended to be a kid's movie.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?: Slumming it in the Animation Age Ghetto with JesuOtaku, Oan encounters the lesbian romance in Revolutionary Girl Utena:

""...Well, bunnies, chocolate, snails...trash cans, Italians-- this show is not healthy for me!""
 * Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Has developed a phobia for bunnies.


 * Word of God: Oan will sometimes quote the filmmakers explanations for their films, often to make fun of them.
 * You Can Turn Back: From the intro to Trash Humpers.
 * You Can't Handle the Parody: He attempts it while watching Zardoz, but fails due to absorbing too much of the characters' Spock Speak.
 * You Need to Get Laid: After watching W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism, Oancitizen starts believing that if he doesn't, he will be driven to murder.