A.N.T. Farm/Funny

"Paisley: I've got food lodged in my Snuffleuffagus!
 * "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
 * "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
 * Doubles as Getting Crap Past the Radar, since you're not allowed to say that name in kids shows.
 * It appears to be cut in afternoon airings, but I've seen it played uncut late at night.
 * "I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'... we're going bowling on Sunday!"
 * "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
 * In "RomANTS", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:

Olive: Does she mean her esophagus?

Lexi: Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!"

"Sophie: Can I have your juice box?
 * In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)

Gibson: No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties!

Sophie: Give me it!

Gibson: No!

Sophie: DOODY HEAD! (pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off)

Gibson: Come on, babe, we can work this out!"

"Chyna: And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!"
 * Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community Chest is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney/Family Channel.
 * High Heels High from SciANTs Fair.

"Chyna: Dad are you crying?
 * in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.

Darryl Parks: Nah, it's just... There's teargas left on this uniform. *wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform* Aah! That is teargas left on that uniform!"

"Cameron: Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying?
 * And later on:

Darryl Parks: Of course not, there's teargas left on this pillow. *wipes his eyes on the pillow* Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!"

"Fletcher: Your past alone would take at least a month.
 * The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.
 * From the Christmas Episode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future:

Olive: And considering your age, I'm surprised you even have a future."

"Lexi: I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde."
 * When Chyna attempts to do the Robot, the Dougie, and the Dougie and the Robot, a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
 * The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
 * Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
 * Lexi griping about her role in Grease:

"Paisley: "Huh, in the movies the ragtag team of misfits usually win not the team headed by the evil blonde cheerleader. (Beat) I'll get this one. Shut up, Paisley!""
 * Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while wearing a doughnut costume.
 * Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
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