Warriors the Abridged Series/Funny

Lightflame Version
"Bluestar: There have been fewer kits recently. Why? Spottedleaf: Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms? Bluestar: Even Ravenpaw? Spottedleaf: Ravenpaw twice."
 * Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.

"Rusty: Are you all warriors? Lionheart: Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital. Graypaw: (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch? Lionheart: The script says mental hospital."
 * Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.

"Redtail: Hey Tigerclaw, look! Tigerclaw: No. Redtail: Please? Tigerclaw: Still no. Redtail: Pretty please with a vole on top? Tigerclaw: No. No. No. Redtail: It's not Sunningrocks. Tigerclaw: Do you swear it? Redtail: Yep. Tigerclaw: Okay, I'll look. (Looks) Redtail: It's Sunningro- Tigerclaw: (Slaps Redtail)"
 * The very beginning.

"In Territory Thunder Clan Battle was Beginning Tigerclaw: What happen? Mousefur: Somebody set up us the River Clan. Redtail: We get invasion. Tigerclaw: What! Redtail: Main screen turn on. Tigerclaw: It's you!! Oakheart: How are you gentlecats!! Oakheart: All your Sunningrocks are belong to us. Oakheart: You are on the way to destruction. Tigerclaw: What you say!! Oakheart:... Oakheart: You have no chance to survive make your time. Oakheart: Ha ha ha ha... Redtail: Tigerclaw!! Tigerclaw: Take off every Thunder Clan!! Tigerclaw: You know what you are doing. Tigerclaw: For great justice. Tigerclaw: Move Thunder Clan!"
 * The new battle for Sunningrocks.

"Firepaw: So, is Darkstripe straight? Frostfur: We don't know. Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot. Firepaw: What was that? Frostfur: That was him messing with us."
 * The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
 * This conversation in I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail.


 * Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
 * The Leven Thumps reference.
 * The Redwall refernece.

Flametail Von Karma Version

 * Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
 * "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
 * "C'mon; let's get out of here before I have to spend one more second with Oedipus over there."
 * That was about the time survival instincts, which had been lazing somewhere in the back of his mind thinking they had plenty of time, finally bothered to glance at a metaphorical clock and realized they were late for a metaphorical appointment with Rusty's body. Snarling and swearing, they charged half-prepared out the metaphorical door, forgetting their metaphorical hat and coat along the way.