Bad News in a Good Way/Quotes

""Good news, everyone! The University is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait, that's not good news at all.""

- Farnsworth, Futurama

""This 'bright side' of yours is gloomy and smells funny.""

- Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

"Doythaban: "Look on the bright side. You can have everybody on board transmit their wills and next-of-kin notes out here to us."

Captain Tagon: "I hope I live through this, if only so I get the chance to cheer you up sometime.""

- Schlock Mercenary

""I want people to know that they have two out of three branches of government working for them and that ain't bad.""

- The President, Mars Attacks!

""Good news for people who love bad news""

- Bury Me With It, Modest Mouse