Something*Positive/Funny

"PeeJee: "I didn't know you could foam like a rabid dog on command.""
 * Jason: bill collector.
 * Something*Positive: Two words: Redneck. Trees.
 * A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome
 * Even death cannot take Alan Moore.
 * This page is equal parts funny and Squick.
 * 3 Beat Panels, and then "A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted."
 * This one! Jason's reaction is priceless!
 * "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow".
 * "BRAAAAAINS ... BRAAAAAINS ... PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL BRAAAAAINS ..."
 * Davan runs out of patience.

"Jason: Davan, is this how you thought we'd die? Davan: Actually Jason, yes. It's pretty much spot on save for the lack of charging zoo animals. Jason: You don't have to remind me. I can't believe I'm going to be the one to break that family tradition."
 * The Catgirls are on a killing spree! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
 * And soon after that:

"Davan: "Want to come back to my place and have lots of sex? Branwen: "Okay." Aubrey: "I meant something you could do here, Davan...with your clothing on!""
 * Branwen's first appearance.


 * "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"
 * "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."
 * "Everyone knows you keep the pointy parts aimed away." Poor lil' Choo-Choo Bear.
 * Jason learns an important lesson about cats.
 * After Rory finds out that Davan had sex with his mom.