The Late Late Show/Funny

When Craig Ferguson said what's on his mind (which was frequently), it tended to go here.

""Actually I did smoke once...then I died. See? See? CBS cares.""
 * July 31, 2009: This sketch, which is basically a storm of Sean Connery jokes but manages to get impossibly funny. "I'm STANDING on water and I got a HAT on top of my HAT!"
 * September 4, 2009: This email from "Joe Bob" in Hicksville, Kentucky...and Craig's response to it.
 * Early 2010: "Look, you try doing my job and not talking about all the crap that's going on at NBC!"
 * April 14, 2010: Somebody screws up the Angela Lansbury Running Gag.
 * June 15, 2010: The Stan Lee interview.
 * July 19, 2010: This Mary Lynn Rajskub interview, with Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the secondary chair. If ever there was a foursome fit to do a great show together, this grouping of Craig, Jeffrey, Mary Lynn, and Geoff might just be it.
 * August 3, 2010: Somebody screws up the Angela Lansbury gag again.
 * Fall 2010: During a Tweetmail segment, Secretariat comes out and the costume starts falling off the guys who are inside the thing. So what does Craig do? He brings the thing out three more times!
 * January 6, 2011: The interview with Alex Kingston. Rabbits. Just...rabbits. Wow.
 * May 19, 2011: Craig and Geoff's exchange in this Tweetmail segment.
 * July 19, 2011: Geoff's response when asked if he ever smoked.

""I'm a gay robot skeleton.""
 * A recent episode featured a monologue discussing Dick Cheney's new book. Geoff claims that he's a big follower of politics, so Craig asks him if he's Republican or Democrat.

"Larry King Geoff: I walked the streets of Manchester when I was a human, when I was a normal Jew, just walking the streets. I﻿ was not a robot. Craig: This is either the worst or best idea I've ever had in my [¡AY CARAMBA!] life."
 * November 10, 2011: Larry King (of all people) fills in as Geoff's temporary personality and voice. The entire Letters segment was a riot, and even Craig had a hard time keeping it together.


 * Any Craig Ferguson interview with Melina Kanakaredes.
 * February 9, 2012: Craig finally gets to interview "Weird Al" Yankovic. Craig expresses how much he's wanted to have him on, and Al replies "I wouldn't have known! Nobody called!" Upon hearing this, Craig turns to his producer and says "You sack of Tootsi-frootsi!!!" Honestly, the whole interview belongs here.
 * February 25, 2012: "I JUST SAW MYSELF ON THE MONITOR."