The Chronicles of Riddick (franchise)/Funny

"Zeke: Comfy up there? Paris: Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries."
 * Just about anytime spoiled Paris says or does something is funny.

"Paris: It's the winner of the look alike contest."
 * Talking about Jack after she shaved her head and has goggles on.

"Paris:."
 * Not to mention when Jack sneaks up on him, he quips: "Tell me something: did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?"
 * "People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should FLEE!"
 * Paris's is a combination of funny and.


 * After his intimidating speech about how he got his eyes and Carolyn makes Jack leave, Riddick smirks at Carolyn and says: "Cute kid."
 * Riddick's introduction to Paris is hysterical. It would have been funny if he did it with a deadpan expression, but Riddick actually gives Paris a genuine fucking smile and shakes his hand when he says, "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer." Comedic genius.