The Kane Chronicles/Funny

In General From Red Pyramid: From Throne Of Fire: From The Serpent's Shadow "Set: "That's my boy!" Anubis: "Shut up, Father.""
 * Like in Percy Jackson and The Olympians by the same author, the chapter titles often only make sense in context. But they're nearly always hilarious out of it.
 * Highlights from To F: "We tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird", "The Ice Cream Man Plots Our Death", "The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God", and "We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo".
 * "Somebody get a can opener, I've got a god stuck in my head!
 * "Oh noes, vegetables!"
 * Said by king-of-all-gods Ra, no less.
 * 1 word: Penguins.
 * "Penguin in the fireplace if anyone's interested."
 * Expanding on that, anything Felix does or says is funny to some degree.
 * Camels are evil...
 * Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day". Then again who wouldn't?
 * Camels are evil...
 * Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day". Then again who wouldn't?
 * Set's introduction in Throne of Fire. Apparently, he likes the name "Rockin' Red Reaper" better than "Evil Day". Then again who wouldn't?
 * Shelby is both adorable and hilarious beating the enemy magicians on the butt with her wand and chanting 'Die, die'.
 * The interactions between  are this and awesome.
 * "Sadie, please do not call the Destroyer of Souls 'poochiekins'."
 * The return of Hindenburg the camel. "If you're confused think how the criosphynx felt."
 * The chapter where Amos/Set is fighting with Sarah Jacobi. Sadie rushes in to help her uncle, only to be nearly killed by Jacobi, and then Walt/Anubis steps in and takes care of her. The words exchanged between Set and Anubis is just lulzy: