Mixed Metaphor/Quotes

"Ricky: You remember the old saying "Birds of a feather smell the same"? Lucy: Oh, you mean "A rose by any other name flocks together"?"

- I Love Lucy

"Miss Kitty: You put a mouse on the stage, your saloon's gonna be as empty as Death Valley on a cold day in June when the snow don't fall. Cat R. Waul: ...What?"

- An American Tail 2

"Josh: You went over my head and behind my back. Amy: Quite the contortionist am I."

- The West Wing

""I once had a boss who said, 'You can't have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music.' It was in that moment I knew I had to resign before somebody got badly hurt by a pencil.""

- BBC News Magazine, "50 office-speak phrases you love to hate"