Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling/Characters

The many characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers and unforgiving in-context savvy content below.

Billy Herrington
""You got me mad now.""

An American muscular pants wrestler and model. He is the figurehead of Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


 * Always Someone Better:.
 * Badass
 * Determinator
 * Batman Gambit: To Nick Steel.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: Billy is a humble, patient man, but as soon as you go on a ball-grabbing spree against him or successfully choke-hold him, all bets are off.
 * Berserk Button: Ball-grabbing, choke-holding, scratching, and punching are surefire ways to get him mad.
 * Big No: Delivers several to Danny Lee, Duncan Mills, and Mark Wolff.
 * Fan Nickname: His "sobriquet" or main nickname is Aniki (兄貴). Others include Birī Herinton (ビリー・ヘリントン), Billy Aniki (ビリー兄貴), Pants Wrestling Aniki (パンツレスリングの兄貴), and Gachimuchi Aniki (ガチムチ兄貴).
 * Japanese Love Billy Herrington: Zigzagged. While Billy Herrington was always an influential pornographic film actor, he decidedly gained more popularity in Japan in the time he was still alive.
 * Good Is Not Nice
 * Meaningful Name: Aniki translates to Big Brother.
 * Nice Guy
 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers one to his opponents. Most notably Mark Wolff.
 * Stripperiffic: One of Billy's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Wears leather frequently.
 * Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers: With Danny Lee.
 * The Worf Effect:.

Danny Lee
""Two can play dirty!""

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.


 * Awesome McCoolname: Kiyoshi Kazuya.
 * Always Someone Better:.
 * Badass
 * Determinator: With an awesome sanshin (read: 3 strokes) of his fan-made precepts (roughly: "Everything is a chance." (全てはチャンス); "Unknown area." (未知のエリア); and "Is there no salvation!?" (救いはないんですか！？)), as well as his desire to become stronger (強くなりたい), it is no wonder why the Japanese made Danny Lee an instant classic character.
 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ). Comes from soramimi.
 * Good Is Not Nice
 * Meaningful Name: Kiyoshi is a masculine Japanese given name. Kazuya is the same.
 * Nice Guy
 * Stripperiffic: One of Danny's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Most famous one is arguably the one he does in Junkyard Boyz.
 * Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers: With Billy Herrington.

Duncan Mills
""How do you like that, man?"

A Belgian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.


 * Always Someone Better:.
 * Determinator: According to soramimi, he desires to become a crab and nothing will stop him from achieving that goal. He does manage to earn it in fan videos.
 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作). Comes from soramimi.
 * Meaningful Name: Kamata is a Japanese given surname. Gosaku, while it does not mean anything at all, it did lead to Duncan Mills being referred to as 539 from "go" (5), "sa[n]" (3) and "ku" (9).

Anthony Capriati
A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.


 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
 * The Stoic: Anthony Capriati rarely ever speaks in his appearances. The ones he does speak in, mostly have women in them.

T.J. Cummings
""Supposed to be teaching me!""

An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".


 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二).

Steve Cassidy
""Why don'tcha get fucked?""

An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.


 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
 * Meaningful Name: Tortoise Fujioka is a combination of the lead singer of the Japanese guitar group, Ulfuls (ウルフルズ Urufuruzu), Tortoise Matsumoto (トータス松本 Tōtasu Matsumoto) and the popular Japanese actor, Hiroshi Fujioka (藤岡 弘、 Fujioka Hiroshi). This is whom Steve Cassidy resembles.

Mark Wolff
""How about you give up?""

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.


 * Awesome McCoolname: Ikariya Biollante.
 * Always Someone Better:.
 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Ikariya Biollante (いかりやビオランテ).

Van Darkholme
""Fuck you.""

A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.


 * Always Someone Better:.
 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is TDN Kosugi (TDNコスギ).
 * Knight of Cerebus: In spades. First off, his iconic appearance in Lords of the Lockerroom where his opponent, Mark Wolff, gets angered by him. Second, his aforementioned bondage fetish. It is expanded further in House of Detention.

Brian Maxon
""Not in this turf son!""

An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


 * The Ace: Nobody appears to have ever defeated Brian Maxon in his film appearances.
 * Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Sudo-san (須藤さん).