No Hugging, No Kissing/Quotes

"You've been together for ten years and he's never laid one on ya? There's gentlemanly, and then there's just plain stupid."

- Baccano!

"Link: How about a kiss, for luck? Zelda: You've got to be kidding."

- Link: The Faces of Evil

"Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?

Zelda: Hah!"

- Link: The Faces of Evil Ending

"Try, try, try to arrange me / But there's no romance in my blood."

- Owen Pallett, "Furniture"