Demonic Spiders/Video Games/Action Adventure Games/The Legend of Zelda

"Excuse me, Princess, but you're on your own with these guys."


 * Darknuts have been consistently a thorn in players' sides since the very first game. There, you can't attack them head on, and they walk around in erratic enough patterns to foul attacks from the side or back. You think you're about to get a good hit in, but then CLANK! You could have full hearts and still manage to die because of a single idiot Darknut encounter.
 * Case in point: In the 5th labyrinth, you have to go through 2 rooms to get the Whistle, full of nothing. But. Blue. Darknuts. Odds are if this is your first playthrough, your best option is the White Sword, which requires you to hit them 3 times (though the Magical Sword reduces that to 2 hits). And the blue ones are faster than the red ones and thus more likely to turn their sword-proofed fronts towards you... make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
 * They're such Demonic Spiders that the designers of Zelda Classic went so far as to make it possible to set up your own custom quests such that the hammer can be used to break their shields.
 * They were drastically nerfed in Wind Waker.
 * Twilight Princess knocks them back up a little but not too bad, until the Bonus Dungeon where three of them walk in this tightly-huddled group that doesn't allow you to attack all of them. And if you try to attack one? The OTHERS strike you. Doesn't help that the Twilight Princess ones are still menacing when their armor's off. Don't forget the extra one under the entrance platform on the second playthrough.
 * Don't forget near the end of The Minish Cap where you have to fight a roomful of these bastards while on an invisible time limit whose expiration results in a Nonstandard Game Over. Bombs are quite useful on them, however, especially remote-triggered ones - just set down a bomb, let it run towards you, set off the bomb, and it's stunned. Slap around as you please.
 * Blue Wizzrobes from the first game. By the time you get the Magical Sword, orange Wizzrobes (and most other foes) cease to be a threat, getting cleaved in two in a single swing, but the blue Wizzrobes (unlike the orange ones) are ALWAYS in motion, take three swings to kill, if you run in front of one they blast you with a beam that'll take a whole heart even with the max Level 3 armor ring and, as described in the page on Goddamned Bats, love to hang out with Bubbles, which take away your ability to swing your sword, and Like Likes, which eat your magic shield, which can block Wizzrobe projectiles. Like the Darknuts mentioned below, they're impervious to everything except your sword and bombs. You see a blue Wizzrobe, you do what we do. You run your ass off. Unless the next room is sealed and you're forced to fight them. Which, of course, it ALWAYS IS.
 * The dreaded, temporarily-invincible, stunning, splitting and regenerating, sometimes invisible, Floormasters. These things are more nightmarish than the wall/ceiling masters. But they're much more menacing at small size after the big ones separate: When grabbing you, they take out several hearts and stopping them from grabbing you is nigh impossible. If all three latch onto you you are dead, plain and simple. The full-size ones' strikes aren't nearly as bad. Oh, and they become full size after a while, requiring you to hit them again and brave even more of the miserable beasts. Three are nasty. Six are insane. Nine... there hasn't been a final boss as bad as nine of those things.
 * Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, having a much different playing style than the other Zelda games, can seem full of these to players who haven't got the hang of the mechanics yet. And even then, some border on this. For example, blue Lizalfos in this game 1) use a shield that blocks most of Link's attacks, and 2) throw hammers that his shield can't block without the reflect spell. But the champion of Zelda II examples would be the appropriately-named Fokka, otherwise known as the Bird Knights in the Great Palace. Like Iron Knuckles and Lizalfos, they have a shield and shooting sword. They also take huge leaps with no warning, which causes them to kick Link in the head. Oh, and with Link's defense power at maximum, they take off 1 and 3/4th of a block of life, out of (up to) 8 total. Oh, and where the aforementioned Blue Lizalfos was worth 200 experience points? Bird Knights are inexplicably worth only 70 (red) and 100 (blue).
 * The Phantoms and the Phantom Eyes that warn them in Phantom Hourglass. The fact that you have to return to their dungeon several times in the game really gets frustrating; they get harder to avoid as you progress, eventually teleporting around the place and you can't get rid of them until you the right sword - thankfully they don't instantly kill you, but instead serve as the dungeon's Mook Bouncers. When you finally do, it's very satisfying to kill them.
 * Better yet, both the Phantoms and Phantom Eyes make a return in Spirit Tracks, and this time there's no Phantom Sword to kill them. Luckily, you get to do something almost as satisfying.
 * They get a Spiritual Successor in Skyward Sword, where you meet the Guardians of the Silent Realm. First off, the only Safe Zone is the entrance - once you're out, the Guardians are on you like white on rice. Secondly, a single hit banishes you and dismisses your Tears of Light, forcing you to start over. Thirdly, your entire inventory is banished from your person, so no Stamina Potions or shields for you. Finally, even if you collect a Tear of Light, the Guardians are stilled for a minute and a half or until a sentry spots you. Thankfully, you retain the map marks for every Tear you collect before you're banished, so if it happens you don't have to start from absolute scratch. Good luck - you'll need it!
 * Spirit Tracks has the evil Dark Trains, along with their smarter, tougher cousins the Armoured Trains. Heaven help you if you find one in your path, because if it moves towards you, you better be near the last fork and it better not follow you or you're on a one-way train ride to an automatic Game Over. Just to make it worse, the Aumoured Trains pursue you until you leave the area. Even getting to a fork backward, quickly shoving the train in reverse and flipping the switch will only get you a few seconds' respite. To make matters worse, they are often found right in front of a station or area that you need to get to.
 * Skyward Sword manages to escalate Skultullas (bonus points for them being literal spiders) from mere cannon fodder into this. Players of the preveous games should know to aim for their soft underbelly, but will soon find that they'll no longer simply present their back to you. Instead, you have to slash them with your sword to make them start swinging, but you have to get the angle right, do it wrong and they'll be swinging right at you. But you're not done yet, you now have to hit their belly with the Slingshot to stun them. Hitting a rapidly moving target is a lot harder than it sounds. And you're still not done, you have to finish the job with your sword, but only one type of strike will work. Specifically, the forward stab, thus far probably the least useful sword strike. Do any other type of attack, and you'll flip them back and START THE ENTIRE PROCESS OVER AGAIN!!! Of course, their much easier once you've figured out this process, but they're the first enemy that requires such a complex sequence of steps to defeat, and they will kill you if you get it wrong.
 * Alternately, once you have it, you can use the Beetle to sever their threads and force them to the ground, but they will try to wrap you up in thread and nom your face off. Offensively they're less threatening, but defensively they're still a pain - this time you have to front flip them to expose their underbellies and deliver a Fatal Blow. Pick your poison.
 * The formerly manageable Lizalfos were elevated to this status in Skyward Sword. Rather than relying on dodging like in Ocarina or having only rudimentary blocking abilities (as in Twilight Princess), they now have enormous iron gauntlets that can not only block most sword attacks, but will also render ALL ranged attacks useless unless you manage to catch them unawares from behind; you are pretty much forced to take them in close quarters. And then once you do so, prepare to have them either jump away from your sword at the last second or block you with the aforementioned gauntlets. All while occasionally stopping to taunt you with the most annoying noise imaginable (though thankfully, they become vulnerable at this point). A single Lizalfos is usually not too tough, but they tend to attack in pairs, and unlike in past games, they don't practice Mook Chivalry, and will not hesitate to gang up on you. Also, they now have fire breath which lets them attack from a longer range than they could in previous games.
 * And of course, it gets worse with the Escort Mission late in the game, wherein Scrapper will, as usual, get suicidally close to you as you attempt to strike these fiends down.
 * And later still, they gain cursed breath which completely disables all of your weapons. No sword, no, shield, nothing at all- you're completely defenseless until the curse wears off, which takes a long time.
 * Anything in "Minish Cap" with fire attacks is a pain, since a fire wound will induce you to run around screaming rather than being controllable.
 * Lynels in any game they show up in. They're aggressive lion-headed centaurs that take a ton of hits to kill, and merely touching them will hurt more than getting hit by Ganon himself. Keeping your distance is hardly an option, because their powerful sword beams/fire breath (depending on the game) allow them to hit you at range. The road to Death Mountain in the original game is infested with these guys, and even though there are only a small handful in A Link to the Past and A Link Between Worlds, they're still a pain in the ass to fight, let alone avoid at all.
 * Breath of the Wild would give them a major overhaul that turns them into full-on Bosses in Mook Clothing. They're faster, hit even harder, and they've gained all kinds of nasty new tricks such as skewering you with perfectly aimed elemental arrows and galloping towards you so fast you can barely react. They also come in differently colored variants that get even stronger, with the mighty Silver and Gold Lynels being agreed by the fandom to be way harder than Calamity Ganon himself.
 * Beamos are sturdy enemies that will fire painful lasers at you once you enter their line of sight. They're manageable (and destructable) in most games, but their debut in A Link to the Past was a painful one. Their lasers in that game are stupidly fast, very powerful, and can't be deflected even if you have the Mirror Shield. And the dungeons they appear in tend to be designed in a way that makes avoiding them even more of a pain, such as icy floors that slow you down.