Scary Movie/Funny

Scary Movie

 * "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" That is all.
 * The epilogue with Doofy and the vacuum cleaner.

Scary Movie 2
"Brenda: I'ma piss on your face, and I'ma fart in your mouth, and I'ma shit all over these walls! *beat* Too dirty?"
 * Cindy starts singing so badly that the radio itself tells her to "shut the fuck up."
 * "My germs." "My germs!" "My germs!!"
 * The Marijuana scene.
 * Ray rapes a monster clown.
 * Brenda's boyfriend asks her to talk dirty. Her response?


 * The parrot. That is all.

Scary Movie 3
"George: Sue? Sue: Yes? George: You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? Sue: Yeah. George: SHE'S DEAD! Sue: AAAHHHH!! George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone just like your dog! Sue: My dog's dead?! George: I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying! Sue: AAAHHHH!! George: AAAHHHH!! Sue: AAAHHHH!! George: AAAHHHH!!"
 * Brenda and The Oracle faces two characters from The Ring, Samara and her mother, respectively. The utter rediculousness of the bitch fight will make sure that you can never take The Ring seriously ever again.
 * The Architect says, "My wife desperately wanted a child". Cindy responds with, "But she couldn't give birth", which the Architect responds, "Neither could I".
 * "We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit."
 * The funeral scene.
 * This exchange:

"Mahalik: Take off your hood! George: I know! We're in da hood."
 * George's white hoodie resembles a KKK and does a Hitler salute.

"Tom: ARGH! My balls! George brings him two bowling balls, jamming them into his crotch too. Tom: No, not those! Jesus! George approaches him with a statue of Jesus. Tom: NO!"
 * *kazoo* "Bitch." *kazoo* "Ho."
 * While Cindy is searching the web, she gets startled by a foghorn in the next scene.
 * The aliens using a knife to look at Cindy's panties and gets turned on.
 * The scene in the cellar where they're attempting to barricade the door. George accidentally jams a large piece of wood into Tom's crotch.

"Cindy I'm telling you, I sense something about that corn field! Call it Women's Intuition or ESPN or both! But I can tell when danger's near, I just..*walks into microphone, knocking her down and causing a co-worker to trip over her*"
 * The scene where Cindy is talking to her boss about the crop circles.

Scary Movie 4
""Oh my God, [the aliens] killed the dinosaurs!"
 * The Tom Cruise on Oprah spoof with Tom Ryan and Oprah. Easily one of the best parts of the whole film. Shame that it's at the very end.
 * Brenda finds Shaquille O'Neill's bones.


 * The entire sequence of Adam Westing with Dr. Phil and Shaq was hilarious.
 * Some homies started smoking some Red Weed. Essentially they're smoking blood.
 * Some homies ended up getting zapped by the rays of the Tripod, leaving nothing but their clothes and bling-bling.