The Eye of Argon/YMMV

"With a loud crack the rodents head parted from its squirming torso, sending out a sprinking shower of crimson gore, and trailing a slimy string of disjointed vertebrae, snapped trachea, esophagus, and jugular, disjointed hyoid bone, morose purpled stretched hide, and blood seared muscles."
 * Bile Fascination - Arguably the only reason it's so well-known.
 * Fetish Retardant - With descriptions such as "[Carthena's] sagging nipples" and "the amorphos [sic], broad bleated [sic] female," Fetish Retardant abounds.
 * Marty Stu - Grignr.
 * Narm - A challenge at Sci Fi conventions is to read as far as you can in a dramatic voice without laughing. A similar challenge involves inhaling helium beforehand.
 * So Bad Its Good - Some people think its hilarious. Some... think it's just awful.
 * Squick

YMMV tropes in Adam Cadre's Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan-MS Ting presentation:
"Mike: Wow! That was really something! Try this: "I have a dream that one day my four little children will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
 * Acceptable Targets: Bob Dornan and Alanis Morissette.
 * Moment of Awesome: Crow in the second skit.

Crow - No problem. "As Grignr sleeping, morbid notions prnacing morbidly into his oval. `The reddish orb of heat beng in the crimson sky.' Stated the terrible fetid nightmar. And his ofspring of four -- or maybe forty, however it may be -- will hav the dark morbid hand of blood juridicating over all of Ecordia. `Not red! Not reddish! not crimson! Not rose red! Not blood red!' Sayeth Dsipk the judge. But by the fetid entrails will the small rodents be accontd.""