Apocalypse WW 3

"“That’s nothing, Sixx once destroyed two enemy attack choppers with a slingshot, and a newspaper from the 1930’s.”

“See, Kid, you’re not the only one who can use newspaper as a weapon.”"

- Wolf and Sixx.

Apocalypse: WW3 is an all OC story by KidChimera00 on Fan Fiction.net and deviantArt.com that updates every other month where North America and Western Europe are attacked by Russia, Eastern Europe, The Middle East and Korea. Meanwhile, some American soldiers, helped by the British, attempt to take back Europe and stop the invasion at its source. The story follows Specter, Dog, Omega and Hunter Squads as Hilarity Ensues.

This work provides examples of:

 * Cloudcuckoolander: Sixx.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Kid and Wolf to Sixx.
 * Five Man Band: Specter Squad:
 * The Hero: Sixx.
 * The Lancer: Wolf (sometimes Kid.)
 * Cold Sniper/The Big Guy: Ace.
 * Smart Guy: Kid, most of the time.
 * Narm: Talk about Sixx without bringing up something funny. I dare you.
 * Noodle Incident: We can assume it involved Sixx, alcohol, a tank and a Christmas party Gone Horribly Wrong…
 * Oh Crap: Kid did this when he realized the man he just woke up was his CO.
 * One Steve Limit: Although a few characters share a last name, no two characters have the same first name even though most of the time their real names aren’t even mentioned.
 * Schedule Slip: On Deviantart.com and Fan Fiction.net, the author has an excuse because he's rarely near a working computer with those sites unblocked, but on the Sixthnation.com postings, he follows a some what strict three month chapter plan... Until chapter four at least.
 * The Un Reveal: It’s never explained in the story what exactly happened during the Siege of Fallahj, only that Sixx, Toxic, Snowman, Wolf and Ace were there.