Skins/Funny

Generation One
"Translator: First, we break legs..."
 * The glue factory scene in the Russia episode.

"Sid: Michelle would never, ever fuck a horse!"
 * "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING FLATCHESTED, COCKSUCKING, SPASTIC HORSEFUCKER!"

"Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick! Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris... Chris: Stupid punt..."
 * In Chris' S2 episode, he is asked by his career guidance counseller to avoid swear words.

Generation Two
""FANNIES! It's full of fannies!""
 * James Fitch's glorious announcement of what is inside Emily's secret box.

""Whoa, you're naked, BITCH!""
 * Let's also not forget James' total awesomeness during Katie and Emily's S3 episode when he walks in on Katie changing.

""Mrs Mc Pherson says as long as swearing's used in context, it's fucking A.""
 * James again:

""Don't you DARE use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence!""
 * Effy's father to her mother:

"Cook: Did we invite Freddie? JJ: No Cook: And why didn't we invite him? JJ: Because he's a fun sponge? Cook: You got it"
 * Cook and JJ try to crash a party:

Generation Three
"Grace: Ooh, like, before Bristol or before? 'Cause I had a dream last night that I was like a slave, and I was working on a plantation- Mini and Liv: Shut up, Grace."
 * After Franky asks Mini and co to just start something or fuck off, because she's had enough shit already:

"Nick: Leave me to the bears! Alo: We're in Somerset! Nick: To the squirrels, then!"
 * The series 5 finale:

"Mini: Hi! Have you by any chance seen, erm, two girls and a boy? Old man: Bugger off! Mini: Er, rudeness!"
 * The whole scene where Mini is looking for Franky, Liv and Matty.


 * "David Fucking Blood!" Made even funnier by Sean Teale and Will Merrick's delivery.
 * Rich's attempt at chatting up the "Angel of Death" in his S5 episode.