Arpeggio of Blue Steel -Ars Nova-/Funny

"Takao: *reading* "The captain knows everything about his ship, in order to make his ship do exactly what he wants." To do exactly...what he wants... Gunzou (imagined): Come to me, Takao. Takao: *foghorn* To make me...do exactly what he wants..."
 * Much of the shipping (now with actual ships):
 * Takao reads a children's book about ships like it's a trashy romance.

"Takao: If it's you, Captain, I might not mind...showing you everything...like my engines..."
 * Takao sleeping with a Gunzou body pillow. She blushes and mumbles in her sleep:

"Hyuuga: IONA-NEE-SAMA! *glomp* [...] Since that day a year ago, when you slammed your torpedoes into me, I, the fast battleship Hyuuga, can no longer live without you in my life!"
 * Takao getting beaned on the head by a missile from Hyuuga.
 * Hyuuga's obsession with Iona.

"Hyuuga: Cow meat! Maya: Oh, so the corpse of an animal."
 * From the Beach Episode:
 * Takao wants a piece of meat that Hyuuga is saving for Iona. Battleship Hyuuga Vs Heavy Cruiser Takao!  Swordfighting with tongs and chopsticks ensues.
 * During the fight, Maya asks what Hyuuga's cooking. (Being a battleship, Hyuuga has more than enough processor power to focus on the conversation and the fight at the same time.)


 * Kirishima trying to wade her teddy-bear body into the water but avoid getting soaked by waves, complete with squeaking sound effects. (She gets soaked.)
 * Makie teasing Haruna by taking away her jacket (which leaves her shivering and weak on the ground, while a weepy violin plays) and putting it back (which she teleports into, saying "Shazam"). Then Maya joins the fun...