No Matter What Happens, I Still Won't Become An Anime Character/Characters

Kokoro Sakura
The main character. Her actions are decided by the players voting.

"My father offered to hire some abusive grandparents, but I declined."
 * Cosmic Plaything: Throwing Call after Call at her, and preventing her from dyeing or hiding her hair.
 * Crazy Prepared: She owns body armour and a pile of burn phones.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Partially Defied.

"[Introducing Self]: "Kokoro Sakura, 3-C." Newbie immediately starts snickering. "'Kokoro Sakura', seriously?""
 * Fourth Wall Observer: Only the inner one.
 * Genre Savvy
 * I Just Want to Be Normal: Drives the main Conflict.
 * Ironic Name: It's Japanese for "Cherry Blossom of the Heart."
 * Lampshaded

"When I was six, my memory still developing, my mother left us in tears. She said it would further my character development."
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She'll sacrifice anything (including other people) to avoid The Call, but she's as nice as can be whenever she's not doing that.
 * Missing Mom: Invoked by the Mom herself.

"The site login barely takes a few minutes; adding their names takes longer."
 * The Munchkin
 * Name Order Confusion: Word of God says that which of her names is which is undefined, but that he prefers to think of it as "Kokoro" being her given name because it "ensures 'pink haired protag[onist] named Sakura' literally runs in the family." For clarity, all other characters in this work are referred to by either their given name first or their given name by itself.
 * Parental Abandonment: In addition to her mother's complete abandonment mentioned above, Sakura's father doesn't live with her anymore. Justified since he and she both know how dangerous a teenager is to be around in this world.
 * Pet the Dog: The Red Shirt Memorial web page.


 * Player Character
 * Properly Paranoid
 * Sociopathic Hero
 * Seen It All
 * Utility Belt: Where she keeps her pepper spray and burn phone.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: It's pink. Lampshaded in that she hates it.

Kumiko Vasilyevykh
Shows up on Day 1.


 * Childhood Friend
 * Cool Scars: Over her good eye.
 * Custom Uniform: She wears the jacket of the male uniform over the shirt of the female uniform, with suspiciously bulging pockets. And a beret on sideways.
 * Dual Wielding
 * Eyepatch of Power
 * Eyes Are Unbreakable: Averted (presumably) for one eye and played straight for the other.
 * Forgotten Friend, New Foe: . To be fair, it’s not her fault; it's just that Sakura's goal is to avoid getting roped in to whatever it is that's going on around her.
 * Mysterious Transfer Student
 * Overly Long Name: Kumiko Fujioka Leblanc Cartwright Vasilyevykh.
 * Revolvers Are Just Better
 * Too Many Belts
 * Violence Is the Only Option: Her reaction to ? We're not sure, but it involves multiple explosions. Deconstructed in that.

Hayate Kurosawa
Leader of the Red Shirt Gang and a friend of Sakura's.

"His face terrifies yakuza, curdles milk and gets threatened with exorcisms every other Thursday. Crows flock in his wake; lunch money falls out of pockets as he goes past."
 * Face of a Thug: Exaggerated


 * Fourth Wall Observer: Though, like Sakura, only the inner one.
 * Genre Savvy
 * Gentle Giant
 * Mauve Shirt

Kiyoshi Kita
A Red Shirt with a surprising combination of common protagonist qualities.

"A young brat, new but brash; spikey haired, short, determined to win at card games because that's what important in life."
 * Always In Class One: He's in 1-A.
 * Anime Hair: Specifically, spikes.
 * Idiot Hero