Tank Goodness/Quotes

"Tanks! Build! More! TANKS!"

- General Kwai, Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour

"What I can not defeat with words, I will crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard."

- Lord Solar Macharius, Warhammer 40,000

"Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."

- Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment, Warhammer 40,000

"Tanks come in two forms: the dangerous, deadly kind and the "liberating" kind."

- Robert Fisk

"T is for Tank, and T is for Terror, and K is the K for Killing In Error..."

- Leona Ozaki, Dominion Tank Police, sung while washing Bonaparte.

"T is for Tanker, A is for tanker, N is for Tanker, K is for Tanker, E is for Tanker, R is for Tanker. Tankers can't Spell! But Tankers Can Kill!"

- US Army Armor Running Cadence

"It's like a religious experience. Wanna know my prayer? 'Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am driving 35,000 tons of FUCK YOU!'"

- Mana Kirishima, Nobody Dies

"This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewin', dee-vine intervention!"

- Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson, Halo, about the M808B Scorpion Tank.

"Well, I'm a convict In a siege tank I ride Not Protossin' Not Zergin' No, I'm Terran... Up the Night!"

- Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain, Terran Up The Night

"They are the Panzer Elite! Born to Compete! Never Retreat! Ghost Division Living or dead Always ahead Fed by your dread!"

- Sabaton, Ghost Division

"Armored tanks of mass destruction Killers in the east Rats who dare to stand before us Feel our guns go live Death in the shape of a panzer battalion Insect of terror don't run face your fate like a man Cannot outrun our panzer battalion Thousands of tons of armor and guns Making its way through the sand Our panzer battalion is back for revenge Artillery sweeping the land First strike is ours no mercy is shown There's rivers of blood in our track Breaking their waves of defense with our tanks Infantry watching our back Blow their SAM sites clear for air strike Ready for the storm Minefields swept there's no surrender Feel our napalm burn"

- Sabaton, Panzer Battalion.

"The man in the tank will win."

- Israel Tal

"And the Lord was with Judah, and he took possession of the hill country, but he could not drive out the inhabitants of the plain because they had chariots of iron."

- Judges 1:19

"Shall we crush them? Or shoot them? Pride of the fatherland! Like a steel ghost..."

- The StuG, Panther, and Pershing respectively, Company of Heroes.

"There's no reason to build any troops, really. Tanks don't move any slower, they jut take longer to build and, well, they're fucking tanks!"

- Yahtzee Croshaw in his review of Halo Wars

"Tank beats Ghost. Tank beats Hunter. Tank beats everything! Oh, man, I could do this all day!"

- Marine, Halo 3

"The best weapon against a tank is another tank. Therefore, tanks are always busy fighting each other and have little time to fight the war."

- Murphy's Laws of Combat.

"Tank by itself is fearsome. Fast tank is even more fearsome. Fast tank flying through air and trailing dust, flame and entrails of slain enemy is like hand of god ripping swath through the advancing horde of enemies. They falls to their knees and weep for their sins and beg for forgiveness, and that is when you rip them apart with coaxial machine gun."

- Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, SCP Foundation, Reddawn