Mortal Instruments/Funny

City of Bones:
""Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered. "Selling them on what?" Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.""
 * Clary: "What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?"
 * When Jace tells Clary not to touch his weapons:

City of Ashes:
"I- I fell." "On your neck?"

City of Glass
"Isabelle: "Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?" Jace: "I am a man, and men do not consume pink drinks. Get thee gone, woman, and get me something brown." Isabelle: "Brown?" Jace: "Brown is a manly color. In fact, look--Alec is wearing it." Alec: "It was black, but then it faded.""
 * At the celebration: