Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)/Quotes

""Excuse me for not knowing where El Salvador is. Like I'm ever going to Spain, anyway.""

- Buffy

""Great. My secret weapon is PMS.""

- Buffy

""There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge... (notices Buffy's blank look) Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born.""

- Merrick

"Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby. Jeffery: Bye! (to Buffy) She thinks my name's Bobby? Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby."

"''"Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead." ''"Oh, my God, is that true?" "Probably. What movie is this?""

- Buffy and Jennifer

""I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?""

- Pike

""I've got something none of the other girls had." "And what's that?" "My keen fashion sense." "Oh, vampires of the world, beware." "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time.""

- Buffy and Merrick

""I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping.""

- Buffy

""C'mon, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!""

- Benny

"""They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans.""

- Andy

""Now, I'm a god! (Pike stakes him) "And now, you're a coat rack.""

- Grueller and Pike

""I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!""

- Gary Murray to horde of vampires attacking the school gym

"(while dying) "You do everything wrong." "Sorry. I take it back." "...No. Do it wrong. Don't play our game.""

- Buffy and Merrick

""You ruined my new jacket! (to henchmen) Kill him. A LOT.""

- Amilyn, after his left arm has been torn off

"''"We're immortal. We can do anything." "Oh yeah? Clap.""

- Amilyn and Buffy

""I crashed your party." "How shallow." "Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?""

- Pike and Buffy