Random Number God/Quotes

"Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator. Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE. Dilbert: Are you sure that's random? Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure."

- Dilbert

"God: . Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be... Angel #2: Unuseable... God: . Angel #2: No, no... God: . Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all! God: Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!! God: "

- The Tetris God

"I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started."

- Yahtzee Croshaw