Nuclear Cowboyz

The world has been enslaved by evil cyborgs. There's only one way to stop them... ride motorcycles.

Nuclear Cowboyz is a freestyle FMX motorcycle stunt show experience ... thing. Think the X Games, but turned Up to Eleven and with explosions, lasers, fire and dancing girls beating up cyborgs.

Their 2012 tour was set in the war torn city of Los Angeles during the year 2150. The tale unfolded as the survival of two tribes -- the Soldiers of Havoc and the Metal Mulisha -- is threatened and besieged by an evil force: The Tempest and her electrifying Cyborg Army. Catapulted into the heart pounding fury and frenzied excitement are the sizzling Nuclear Cowgirlz, whose allegiance to their tribes only intensifies the Tempest’s rage to destroy the Nuclear Cowboyz. The Soldiers of Havoc and the Metal Mulisha’s battle is fought through fearless freestyle gravity defying stunts, combined with outrageous pyrotechnic and laser displays synchronized to heavy metal, rock alternative and electronic dubstep music.

A touring arena show featuring massive special effects and a science fiction-inspired storyline (to the extent that it has one), Nuclear Cowboyz unfortunately seems to have ceased touring sometime around 2014. Their website now redirects to the site for Supercross Live Motocross events.


 * After the End
 * Color-Coded for Your Convenience: The rival gangs are in blue and yellow, the bad guys in red using green lasers.
 * Crazy Awesome
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: The whole show.
 * Damsel in Distress
 * Enemy Mine
 * Excuse Plot
 * Fetish Fuel: When the dancers are defeated by the cyborgs...and when they fight back.
 * Frickin' Laser Beams: The main villain's weapon.
 * Playing with Fire: The leaders harness "the power of hellfire!" to free their teams.
 * The Rival
 * Waif Fu