Vodka Drunkenski/Quotes

"Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example."

- Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead

"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight, I am VERY prepared!"

- Soda Popinski, Punch Out

"Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka."

- Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

"Commander Donnelly: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress? Danko: Vodka."

- Red Heat