Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja/Quotes

""First mistake: Never tell Galasso what to do. Second mistake: Never presume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal.""

- Galasso, Shortpacked, to an armed gunman

"Roy: "There were no ninjas in Rumplestiltskin!" Orson and Wade: "There are now!""

- U.S. Acres, "The Name Game"

"Ethan: We haven't seen Rick in weeks. Ninja Rick: That is because all ninja master the dark art of invisibility. Robin: Being alone in your apartment and catching up on Naruto doesn't cut it, Rick."

- Shortpacked

""What a terrible world we live in where ninjutsu can't solve all our problems...""

- Death Spank

""As of the 2009 movie, Sulu's totally a ninja. You just can't get cooler than ninja.""

- 25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight

"Hide in shadows and darkness. Use ninja skills on your mission. You're a ninja! A NINJA! Cool..."

- Ninja Kirby's flavor text, Kirby Super Star Ultra

""Whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja!""

- Dean Winchester, Supernatural