Mystery Science Theater 3000/Headscratchers

""Servo is able to attach a special nontransparent head onto himself in order to prevent such problems. Servo's no dummy. What's odd about this frequently asked question is that nobody has ever seemed to notice that you can see through Mike's head when they're all in the theater. We've tried a lot of solutions to this problem, but there's something about the chemical composition of the poor guy's head that makes film-generated light stream right through it.""
 * How does he eat and breathe?
 * In Soultaker, Joel says that the Satellite of Love was designed by Dr. Forester to last about ten years. He probably installed oxygen tanks and food supplies that were meant to last that long. In the Sci-Fi Channel era, Observer probably would be able to send Mike new food and air when the need arises.
 * The show's writers deliberately ignored the fact that, in the gap between seasons seven and eight, the crew had apparently travelled five hundred years into the future, to 2525, a time when apes had become the dominant species on Earth.
 * Plus, there's, ya know, the giant tube connecting them to Earth. Heck, at one point, Crow actually slides down the insides of the Umbilicus and ends up in Deep 13.
 * As mentioned in episode 1012, there was a silo and a feedlot on the satellite, though Mike never noticed them.
 * Farmwork was probably part of the "higher functions" that Gypsy performed.
 * Also, a silo implies growth of something to store and use as silage, meaning there's probably hydroponic farm bays of some sort generating oxygen along with grass and/or grain.
 * Fairly sure that in one of the episodes the Mads mention that they're going to send up lunch soon.
 * What about those other science facts?
 * Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show."
 * I should really just shut the fuck up.
 * For Mystery Science Theater... THREE-THOUSAND!
 * * TWANG*
 * Why is "how he eats and breathes" even a question? When that bit's being sung (in Mike-era?), we actually see Mike ordering pizza (or something?) which is presumably the answer. Is the question supposed to be rhetorical?
 * The questions predate Mike's intro, and they're just samples of the many things which you're far better off not worrying about. Also, he's ordering a pizza in space.
 * What are the other science facts for that matter and energy?
 * There read one letter from a very young fan that summed up the science facts in question. It read [all spelling intact]: "Crow how come your head never turns in front of the movie? And when it does it turns right back the other way. How come tomservo dosent have arms that move, and why dosent tomservo have any eyes? Are those slinkies on tomservos arms? Why does Gypsy have a flashlight on her head, and why doesn't Gypsy have eyes, and does tomservo see and why does tomservo have a bubblegum machine head? Why don't you ever show the other robot [Cambot] and did he blow a fuse?" You can probably imagine how they responded to someone breaking their most sacred rule. It's from the episode "Alien from LA", btw.
 * The answers are, respectively: Crow's head moves, but appears not to due to an optical illusion; there's not enough electricity in Servo to power his arms and his hoverskirt simultaneously; yes; the flashlight is her eye; the bubblegum machine head is Servo's eye; and you don't see Cambot for the same reason the camera you record something with doesn't show up on the recording.
 * And for the last one; Yes. That's why they had to keep rebuilding him.
 * Well, the real reason was because between having to disassemble the Deep 13 set every season lest it collapse and seeing to all the other random junk scattered between the sets, they lost track of the Cambot prop--which, after all, they had needed exactly once in all of the first five-and-a-half years to show in the opening sequence. The second one was similarly lost after two-and-a-half years of disuse for the same reasons. (More likely than not, they just thought the KTMA Cambot stank, though I quite like it. It's cute.) But, in-universe, it might've kept blowing fuses, and to make things easier for himself Joel kept simplifying the design, bringing Cambot from a full-fledged robot with a camera to a snake-like 'bot with a camera for a head to a floating Pokéball. Brilliant.
 * Why was Joel stupid enough to use vital movie-preempting parts from the theater to build the robots? Or, at the very least, why couldn't he have wired those parts to work while still being integrated into the robots? I mean, what better way of sticking it to the Mads by having your very own remote control to shut down any experiment they sent you prematurely?
 * You should really just relax.
 * Probably because watching terrible movies with snarky robots is better than sitting around with nothing to do.
 * Exactly. Joel figured, correctly, that having companions - even companions that destroy everything that he cares about, repeatedly, like the toothpick sculpture of Monticello he spent months building - is far more valuable than being able to skip the crappy parts of a movie.. Besides...
 * He totally built that sculpture just for them to trash it. Cheered them right up.
 * Also, as shown in the invention exchanges, Joel was pretty much a habitual inventor. I can easily see a scenario where he looked at the "special parts" and saw robot components and from that point it just never occurred to him not to build robots.
 * Or maybe he just didn't realize what those special parts were for until after he had built the Bots, and felt pretty stupid when he found out and it was too late...
 * He was lonely, so he made robots, not caring about the movies.
 * If you were forced to watch So Bad It's Good movies for the rest of your life, which would you rather have: Two friends to offer you companionship and mock the movie, or the ability to fast-forward and pause the movie? If you didn't pick friends, I feel sorry for you. Look at that one KTMA episode where it's just Joel watching the movie without either of the bots. It's not much fun. Would that episode be much more fun if Joel were continually fast-forwarding and rewinding it? Would it be more fun that way than, say, Overdrawn At The Memory Bank was? Furthermore, wouldn't that have gotten really old after ten years where it was all you could do? Besides, if you could build two highly intelligent self-aware robots out of a remote control, wouldn't you go through with it just to prove you could, especially if you were as obsessive an inventor as Joel?
 * Also because Joel is notably Genre Savvy. He's watched enough science fiction to know that people go crazy when trapped in space for long periods of time without companionship.
 * Why would the Mads even give Joel that ability in the first place? What would have stopped him from just stopping the movie and never going back in to finish it?
 * The fact that the Mad can control the level of oxygen in every part of the ship and can remotely administer electric shocks to Joel and Mike if they refuse to comply.
 * Several episodes show the "grisly" effects of refusing to go into the theater.
 * The mads were probably too lazy to cannibalize a VCR player to make a movie player that didn't have fast-forwarding. It would just be easier to shock Joel if he pull something like that.
 * Alternatively, it was a cruel joke by the Mads: "Hey, they forgot that I can just fast-forward the mov- ahhhhhhhhhh!"
 * Maybe he'd seen Red Dwarf and agreed with Holly's assessment of Lister, in that a person needs companionship to stay sane, even if that companionship is actually really annoying.
 * Why doesn't Gypsy get to watch the movies? All the other three bots can watch, but she doesn't. Sexism?
 * Hardly, it's by choice. Gypsy is responsible for all the higher functions and maintenance of the Satellite of Love, leaving her with little time to watch the movies (which, after all is a torture). However, she does watch the movie in Episode 412: Hercules and the Captive Women, and leaves once she realizes how bad the movie is.
 * Cambot only joins them because they need someone to record them. If Gypsy strapped a camera to her head, maybe she'd join them more often.
 * I think it was mentioned that running the SOL takes up most of Gypsy's computing power, which is what makes her so adorably dopey - also ill-suited to non-stop wisecracking.
 * There's an episode where she's unplugged from the ship's "vital functions", and becomes significantly more intelligent (also, depressed.) Besides, why would Gypsy even want to watch a movie not starring Richard Basehart?
 * Why is it, as the seasons went on, the SOL seemed to become more and more poorly lit?
 * Perhaps the lights were wearing out.
 * And they didn't bring any spare lightbulbs.
 * In this tropers opinion it got "better" lit, although perhaps more darkly, it was better lighting from a production POV.
 * The SOL got dimmer a little bit after Joel left and Mike took his place. My guess is that in-universe Joel may have been doing some minor maintenance around the SOL often, and since Mike isn't as great with this sort of thing, the lights stopped working mid-season 6.
 * Out-of-universe reason: The sets were probably aging poorly, especially as they made the jump from puny little local stations to much higher fidelity cable broadcasts, and lighting them more dimly allowed them to cover up some of the flaws.
 * Why did the lovely Gypsy disappear in the later seasons? She was awesome.
 * She didn't. Gypsy was never a major character to begin with, and once the show became more plot-oriented there was less time for her.
 * There was also a tendency to use her less after Jim Mallon stopped voicing the character and was replaced by Patrick Brantseg, but she never actually disappeared at any point.
 * Why is it called the Satellite of Love anyway? And why is it bone-shaped?
 * The Satellite is named for the famous Lou Reed song on his 1973 "Transformer" album, which was sung at the end of all "Mystery Science Theater 3000 LIVE!" preformances. It's bone-shaped because the writers needed to give the Demon Dogs a reason to attack the ship in episode 103, "Mad Monster".
 * Alternatively, "Because".
 * Maybe the SOL is bone-shaped as a Shout-Out to 2001?
 * But the satellite in 2001 isn't bone-shaped at all!
 * SOL is an acronym that also means... well, something very fitting.
 * Although I probably shouldn't do this, I'll clarify the above: SOL = "Shit Outta Luck." Similarly, the ship being bone-shaped could be a reference to the crew's being, as another show would say, "boned."
 * Actually, I'm pretty sure it's bone shaped to accommodate the elaborate door sequence that separates the bridge from the theater; the interior set and hallway sequence came first. From an in-universe perspective, the long hall of doors forms a somewhat eccentric but ultra-fortified airlock, preventing depletion of oxygen and keeping the Deep Hurting safely contained. (Oh, and it's the "Satellite of Love" because inventor/janitor Joel Robinson liked Lou Reed. He gave his orbital prison a weirdly positive, pop-cultural inspired nickname because he is unflappable in his strangeness.)
 * According to a draft of The Movie, Dr. Forrester explained that the original name was 'Satellite Orbital Laboratory', but Joel changed it just to annoy him. Way to stick it to the Mads, Joel.
 * This one thing has always confused me: Drs. Forrester and Erhardt rocketed Joel into space in a massive satellite filled with conveniences, show him one bad movie per week (and give him the power to start/stop the film), and expect him to go insane. Anyone else see the problem with this?
 * Forrester and Erhardt sure didn't. They're Mad Scientists after all, why should they let a perfectly good plan go to waste just because it makes absolutely no sense?
 * Remember, the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide describes Dr. F as "a man whose passion for depravity far exceeds his aptitude".
 * Now keep in mind he CAN'T control where the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
 * But he was granted the ability to. It's not the Mads fault he didn't use it.
 * If he had used them they would have just forced him to resume like they do in several episodes when he puts off going in to the theater. There may be legitimate reasons for him to start/stop like commercial sign and bathroom breaks but now it's outta his hands...
 * Also, it seems to work pretty well, all things considered. Most of the things Mike does are not the actions of a completely sane man.
 * Plus, if he has other conveniences, then if he does go insane, they'll know it was the film that did it. It's a control, in other words.
 * What's with all the subtle and non-subtle homosexual subtext within the show? I can't be the only person who sees it, as other people have remarked on it too.
 * Umm....like what exactly? I thought most of that kind of stuff would have been played for the lulz anyway.
 * "Bro humor" played for laughs before it was more common. Anything else and we'll need examples please.
 * Everything is played for the lulz on Mystery Science Theater 3000, homosexual subtext included.
 * How come we can't see through Servo's head in the theatre?
 * I'm not quite sure how the shadowrama (or whatever it was called) thing works but I suspect they used something similar to blue screen (I'll probably check later), thus if we could see through Tom's head we woudln't see a transparant ball we would just see the bit on the top of his head floating in mid air as the transparent ball would have the blue or whatever colour would be removed showing through it and thus the ball would go with it (I've seen this happen in other shows that used early blue screen or CSO such as the Tomrorow People), so I believe to avoid this they made a separate and completely black Servo puppet for the theatre (and I think I saw some earlier episodes where you could see through his head and it had disappeared, not entirely sure about that though).
 * Ahem. To quote the episode guide:


 * Both Servo and Crow were played by all-black copies in the theater segments of virtually all episodes. In a few earlier ones, however, Servo had a clear dome in the theater. It really didn't work that well; pure silhouettes are more effective and less distracting.
 * Green screens can be very dodgy on what they choose and don't choose to eliminate, especially in older versions of the technology. A prime example of this is during the final sequence of Manos: The Hands of Fate when Joel raises his hand and says, "Wow, this is blowing my mind!" A reflection caught on the wristwatch he was wearing, and as a result you can see through his wrist.
 * For the record: the theater Crow also "plays" Timmy in Fire Maidens of Outer Space and the theater Tom appears as planetarium Tom in opening host segment of The Skydivers.
 * I like Tom Servo's response to that exact question in one episode: "It's because of physics."
 * Why would we be asking how they eat and breathe and other science facts anyway? Wouldn't we be thinking that, oh, I don't know, a scientist did it?
 * Look at most of the questions above you...it might not bug you, but it will obviously bug someone.
 * I'm not sure if it's bugged anyone,actually. The above questions are probably just riffing on the theme song itself.
 * Considering some of the stupid stuff that gets asked on other headscratchers pages, I don't think we can safely make that assumption.
 * If Gypsy runs the higher functions and steering and whatnot on the SOL, what ran them before Joel made her? Was she made out of the parts that ran them, with Joel adding a personality? Was Joel supposed to take care of it all himself (which would admittedly be a bit easier if he was able to pause the movies)? Were the higher functions not supposed to be done at all, presumably killing Joel within a few days of his arrival on the SOL?
 * The very early proto-episodes indeed show Joel taking a more active role in managing the ship's day-to-day functions. There's even a sketch where he offhandedly states that he's trying to finish some complex calculations needed to make micro-adjustments to their orbit in order to avoid coming in contact with debris from a minor meteor shower due to pass by them. Presumably, Forrester and Earhart either didn't think of these things, or are just that insane/cruel.
 * And furthermore, if Gypsy has to steer the ship, she could easily fly them back to Earth? I mean, the Mads would find out, and landing would be tough, but still... and by the way, doesn't MST3K Mantra make this entire page null and void? Ah, fuck it, it's fun.
 * I always assumed Joel would have to regulate that sort of thing himself--that, or, put basically, the theme song doesn't say all his robot friends were made out of the start-stop thingy. Cambot, at least, would have to be pre-existing for Joel to contact the Mads.
 * I, too, always assumed Gypsy and Cambot were already on-board when it was launched.
 * Gypsy might be like Holly -- the computer AI -- and what Joel built was just a robot body for the already-present AI to use. Similarly, Cambot might be the security system, and Joel just added more functions.
 * I assumed Cambot was aready on board, Joel just re-programmed him to be on his side as opposed to Forrester's. As for the SOL's AI, I thought that was supposed to be Magic Voice.
 * Mike landed the SOL on Earth during The Horrors of Spider Island. Twice.
 * He crashed the Satellite, as part of the "being in an airplane crash makes women helpless, sex-starved and murmur a lot" experiment.
 * Word of God has it that the Satellite of Love was originally equipped with only small "micro-positioning thrusters" and was never meant to be able to propel itself it to the far reaches of space, nor survive re-entry should it somehow wind up in Earth's gravity. Any capacity it shows for either in seasons 8-10 is attributable to either nanites or Negative Continuity.
 * MST3K Mantra aside, how could you make what's basically a remote control out of the scraps the Bots were made of?
 * It's established when Joel returns to fix the ship that he didn't build Gypsy. Notice she seems to be the only one of the 'bots malfunctioning when the ship starts going haywire. Also, the SOL is a satillite, so it probably doesn't have the ability to land.
 * The bit about Gypsy above is incorrect. Gypsy breaks down because she's integrated with the ship's systems, but it was stated a few times during Joel's run that he built Gypsy, too. (Specifically, he built her before Crow and Tom). Cambot was probably constructed from an existing camera which was meant for communication and recording of (mad) scientific data.
 * Forrester and Erhardt, like Joel, were fanatical inventors. It's not hard to see them making an overly complex remote with enough parts for two-to-four robots.
 * Joel cannibalised the electronics from the movie control equipment (which probably did more than just start/stop the movie) for the robots brains and used other parts in their construction. Cambot was already on board, and Gypsy was built from the parts that were already controling the higher functions of the SOL.
 * What was with Joel's homemade spaceship thing in episode 420? It's apparently made from parts used for Crow, so does that mean there are other Crows running around the SOL?
 * Crow was made from spare parts. It's possible there are extra parts lying around for the 'bots, especially because Servo's head explodes several times with no lasting consequence.
 * There's several thousand Servos (most of them apparently made by Servo himself), but the only other Crow on board that I can think of is the old AMC Crow that Gypsy had been working on (later sent out as a loaner to a guy whose Crow broke down on the side of the road). "Where does the continuing of things which goes again?"
 * Hey, don't forget Timmy!
 * They
 * Why all the hullabaloo over Joel Vs. Mike? They were both very funny, just sometimes in different ways. Can't we just accept that neither is inherently superior than the other and all just get along?
 * No. GTFO.
 * It may not be an answer you are looking for but, "You're not alone." IJBM too.
 * Mike is a clean-cut blond and writing room overachiever whose incisive wit and verbal precision leads to tremendously polished riffing. Joel brown-haired memetic stoner and unfathomable oddball whose comedy is so far out of left field that even when it doesn't work, it is a wonder to behold. In an ideal world they'd still be working together, but since they aren't, the Betty and Veronica contrast makes it tempting to take sides.
 * The hilarious part is that Mike and Joel have always been great friends and collaborators and are still rather close to this day. Mike even wanted to acknowledge the Fandumb by staging a mock rivalry between Cinematic Titanic and Riff Trax. Joel disagreed, and so the rivalry is only in the minds of fans and even then mostly friendly.
 * In episode #611, Last of the Wild Horses, the evil mirror-universe Tom Servo is stuck in the theater with prime universe Crow and Mike, until the last act, when the prime Servo comes back into the theater. Though he had spent the entire episode trapped in mirror-Deep 13, he seems to automatically know what's going on the film, who the characters are, and even picks up on the running gags. How?
 * Because Tom is just that good.
 * It is established in various episodes that they know what is going on in the theater down at Deep 13 or in the Widowmaker etc.
 * "You mean you watched the movie and we didn't get to watch you watching the movie?" - Pearl. In other words, the Mads watch the movie.
 * More of a question than a JBM -- was it ever confirmed that Crow's middle name was The? Because if not, I'd like to think his middle name was Trace, simply because it's kinda funny to have a name in the format of "Name T. Species" where the T is an actual name.
 * This Troper seems to recall seeing it cited more than once as "Tiberius", but that could just be Fanon.
 * According to the Wikia, his middle name is The. As in, Crow The Robot.
 * Also according to Trace Beaulieu.
 * It gets worse, according to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Minnesota, Crow is an acronym for Cybernetic Remotely Operated Woman. Mind Screw.
 * Joel admitted he was kidding about that; he just wanted to see Crow's reaction.
 * WTF is that thing that goes past the "6" door in the Mike-era episodes? I've wondered this for years. (It's not a Nanite.)
 * It's a cockroach.
 * Probably only wondering from lack of watching the show, but: when the crew leave the theater for a skit, does the movie just keep going without them? Do we miss bits?
 * I've never really been sure. I've noticed that, often, when they go back into the theater, the part where they resume the movie often doesn't seem like it could directly follow the part where they left it, leading me to suspect that the movie does keep playing for an unspecified amount of time when they're outside the theater. But I haven't ever put the effort into figuring out if that happens consistently, or trying to figure out how long the time gap actually is.
 * Actually, now I think about it, the movie must keep going. Remember that Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends. Ergo, he can't pause the films, and they must keep going during the skits.
 * There's no air in the rest of the satellite when the movie is going (c.f. The Movie, Invasion of the Neptune Men), so MJ&TB can't just leave any time they want -- apparently the breaks are officially sanctioned. It would make sense for the Mads to pause the movies during the breaks so as not to lessen their effect. However, since Joel apparently had the power to control where the movies began and ended in the first place, it's possible that the Mads can't pause them and the movies do indeed keep going. Or maybe the mads do have that power, but it doesn't always work that well (again, see The Movie), possibly because of the removal of the parts that were used for the robot friends.
 * Also -- It makes sense that the movies would have breaks and be edited for content and time, as the original purpose of the experiment was to sell the results of the tests to TV stations -- if a movie only made people insane when it ran too long for TV and had content that they wouldn't be allowed to show, that wouldn't do them any good.
 * Why is it called Mystery Science Theater 3000? It has a conspicuous lack of mystery, science, and 3000...
 * The Joel era shows had plenty of Mad Science, and the reason for the 3000 is a mystery. There, see?
 * Actually, the reason for the 3000 is that the show was originally going to be called Mystery Science Theater 2000, but then it was decided that the turn of the Millenium was just a might too close.
 * Of course, Joel intended the 2000 as a model number (as everything was being called the such-and-such 2000 at the time); the 3000 was a case of Jim Mallon Completely Missing the Point and Joel not caring enough about it to correct him. As for the "Mystery Science" bit, Hodgson's stand-up routine was big at the time and he would refer to his bizarre gadgets as being made by Mystery Science Labs. (Said gadgets were used, at least early on, in the Invention Exchange segments, a notable example being the machine that makes it look like your head's doing 360-turns.)
 * How is being trapped in a satellite in low earth orbit and being the subject in a bizarre experiment designed to drive a man insane not science-related?
 * The show is named Mystery Science Theater 3000. The K stands for Karl. Karl is the man who invented lightning. (Canon explanation.)
 * They're trying to solve the mystery of what movie is bad enough to drive people nuts but using science and making people watch it in a theater. 3000 sounds cool.
 * It bugs me, though in a good way, that every time I start reading abut Mystery Science Theater 3000, I always end up watching a bunch of episodes.
 * I don't seem to understand how it is that characters from the movie can visit the crew. The crew just saw a movie of them, so wouldn't they accuse the characters of being fictional? Are these characters supposed to be actors in the movie they just saw or are they real people? I believe the giant (portrayed by Mike Nelson) said he was an actor in a movie. Same thing when the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd are greeted by people from stuff they review.
 * Simple. Everything is based on a true story, and all the main characters have time machines.
 * The SOL lands in Diabolik. Mike, Tom and Crow move into a small apartment. Then they start watching the cheesy movie The Crawling Eye. Why? They've escaped the experiment, but they're still watching bad movies. WHY?!
 * Simple. They've seen so many bad movies that they just have to keep watching them. The experiment failed in the sense of trying to find a movie that would make the world kneel, but succeeded in making them unable to live life without them. Then again, this could just be wild mass guessing.
 * For Crow and Tom this would make a lot of sense considering that they were designed to make jokes while watching bad movies. As for Mike, he's probably gotten so used to it that it's second nature for him.
 * Heck, I'm not trapped on a satellite, and I watch bad movies of my own volition for fun.
 * Word of God states that Mike and the 'bots are the sort of buds who'd watch TV on a slow afternoon and snark at the screen. For fun. Besides, there's a big difference between being forced to and doing it for the heck of it. For one, they can change the channel. Poor guys can only afford a TV with a dipole antenna.
 * It's also a Shout-Out to the very first episode, which featured... The Crawling Eye. Of course, none of the actors who worked on the first episode were around for the last one, but Crow and Servo (the characters) are a little creeped out when they realize what's going on, IIRC...
 * Did Crow ever get together with the "extra" time paradox Crow from Time Chasers?
 * Speaking of time, the rationale given for Mike not being able to use the time machine to escape the SOL is due to it emitting lethal levels of radiation. However, in subsequent episodes they keep sending people other than Mike back and forth through time. Either Mike is too stupid to notice that the radiation danger has passed and there's an obvious escape route in front of him or it only emits radiation when something is beamed out, which means that there are a lot of people being hurtled forwards in time and having their corpses sent back...
 * This demands Dark Fic. Make it happen, internet.
 * Joel used the movie-controlling parts of the SOL to build the Bots. Wonderful, except how exactly did a Floralier flowerpot set, bowling pin, gumball machine, etc. allow the Mads to start and stop the movies?
 * He used both movie-controlling parts and non-movie-controlling parts in their construction, naturally.
 * So all the other stuff was just lying around? Or did the Mads take pity on Joel and allow him a shipment of miscellaneous crap with which to invent things?
 * Canonically, The Satellite of Love just has a bunch of random stuff laying around, and no one is sure why. If you want a Fan Wank explanation, Deep 13 is similarly full of random crap, and Pearl did once use the SOL to store a couch while she was redecorating. Perhaps Forrester and Earhart were using their cool satellite for personal failed invention storage prior to launch? Alternatively, the Mads are mad, and trying to figure out why they do anything may cause a similar condition.
 * IIRC, The Gizmonics Institute has an official policy of invention. The invention exchange isn't just something Joel and the Mads made up, it's an official (or at least traditional) part of working for the institute that all employees are expected to take part in, so the mads must've sent him some stuff up to use in inventions (which explains where he got all the stuff for his *other* inventions) that he used to make the bots.
 * I always just figured the 'special parts' he used were the electronics that actually made the bots, you know, move and talk and stuff. Their bodies were just cobbled together out of some of the random junk lying around the SOL.
 * In "The Killer Shrews", why doesn't Cambot get a present?
 * Perhaps he was feeling shy that day and turned himself off before he received his gift.
 * On a similar note, how come in the series finale, when M&TB think the SOL is about to self-destruct, everybody says "I love you" to each other, but NOBODY says "I love you" to Cambot! Sure, Servo didn't say "I love you" to Crow, but Crow called him out on it. I guess nobody loves Cambot.
 * How come this page out of any other is allowed to use an animated GIF?
 * Not anymore, but I preferred it when it was animated.
 * Slightly meta example but it bugs me a little bit that the Trope Namer for the MST 3 K Matra doesn't really need it. There's plenty of straight, non-comedy sci-fi that needs more handwaves and suspension of belief then Mystery Science Theater 3000.
 * Yes, but no other show has said it better than "Just think to yourself, 'It's just a show, I should really just relax.'" Mystery Science Theater 3000 had this sentiment in their theme song, which is why it deserves to be the Trope Namer.
 * One thing that's gotten on my mind lately; why couldn't Joel and Mike just worked together? I mean it'd be understandable if Joel had other commitments, but think about what could have happened. I even wrote a theme new theme song for the ocasion. What do you think?

"In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. There were to guys named Joel and Mike None too different from you or me."

"Two regular joes who used their gifts, Two normal faces who traded shifts, (High five) They did their jobs, each with a kipper face, But their bosses didn't like them so they shot 'em into space."

"(Mike and Joel): Get! Us! DOWN!!!"

"We'll send them cheesey movies, The worst we can find (La la la.) They'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor their minds (La la la.)"

"Now, keep in mind they can't control Where the movies begin or end (La la la) Because Joel used those special parts To make their robot friends."

"Robot Roll Call Cambot! (We're rolling.) Gypsy! (Company!) Tom Servo! (I'm famous!) Croooow! (Servo stole my line.)"

"If you're wondering how they eat and breath, And other science facts (La la la,) Just repeat to yourself: "It's just a show,"

I should really just relax."

"For Mystery Science Theater 3000! TWAAAAAANNNNG."


 * Because if Joel hadn't left, Mike wouldn't have become host. Joel didn't leave due to a dispute with Mike, who he worked really well with--in fact, Joel even stated when he left that he felt Mike should have the hosting job. Joel and Jim Mallon, the show's owner/producer, had a dispute with regards to Joel's place in a potential Mystery Science Theater 3000 film franchise in combination with Joel's desire to do other things and his discomfort with being in the spotlight.
 * Yeah, I found that out shortly after I wrote the lyrics and now that you mention it, that was a terrible idea from the beginning.
 * "Servo stole my line" was hilarious though.
 * I'm probably just asking this because I haven't watched the show enough, but how is it that a show based on mocking bad movies manages to be the trope namer for not thinking too hard about inconsistencies in a story? Doesn't emphasizing that make them hypocritical or at least deprive them of ammunition?
 * The mantra cautions against taking seriously what is meant to be taken lightly, not taking lightly what was meant to be taken seriously. Think about it. You'll be glad you did.
 * It was meant to excuse how Joel and Mike lived in the SOL. Still, much of what they criticized was not Science facts.
 * They were reminding people that they were watching a glorified puppet show. The movies they riff on, however, were written to be taken seriously. (Well, they do do a couple "comedies", like The Wild Wild Adventures of Batwoman and Catalina Caper, but for the most part they're riffing on serious movies.) For movies that contain good science, for example Marooned, you'll notice they don't riff on the science. For movies that contain terrible science, for example Stranded in Space with the planet the same size as Earth but opposite the Sun, where everybody is left-handed, they tear it apart.
 * Ya know if you read the entire summary of MST3K Mantra you wouldn't be asking this, it addresses that question.
 * What was the last punching bag in the invention exchange in "The Giant Gila Monster"?
 * If the Mads are trying to find a movie that's so bad they can use it to take over the world by showing Joel a bunch of awful movies, wouldn't all the terrible movies sort of wear him down slowly and they'd need to show all the movies to people to break them (Yeah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 Mantra, but I'm not the only one over thinking things here)?
 * Forrester is a man whose passion for depravity far exceeds his aptitude. In short: any flaw in the Mad's plans can be attributed to their insanity and lack of forethought.
 * It's explained that movies like The Sidehackers and Red Zone Cuba were cut for content because the show has a "No Rape Scenes" policy, or something of the like. And yet, they made no such changes for The Violent Years...
 * I haven't seen that one, but maybe the rape scene in Years was less violent than the ones in the other two?
 * Because apparently rape is okay when it's female on male.
 * How come Cambot never talks? In the theme song we hear a voice that's apparently his so he has the ability to, and as for making the show all they'd really need to do was make someone stand next to the camera and say the lines.
 * Cambot did talk once, as voiced by Kevin Murphy, in the KTMA days. Really, though, the poor guy's just there to Hand Wave camera movements and communication with the Mads. What would him talking add?
 * What's a Daktari stool?
 * Daktari was a show from the Sixties about a wild-animal veterinarian in Africa ("Daktari" is Swahili for "doctor"). J&TB just painted a stool with zebra stripes as a silly visual gag.
 * The gag goes further than that. In addition to the above, the stool is not only a literal doctor's stool but "dark, tarry stool" is a symptom of many digestion disorders.