Friendship Is Witchcraft/Funny

"Sweetie Belle: Rarity: (half-heartedly) Rawrr...! Sweetie Belle:"
 * The ABBA-lanche.
 * "I think it's about time you took a bath. Now." ""
 * The lecture on robots.
 * If you put the vid on captioning, you can read about Cheerilee thinking her husband was a robot.
 * The Equestrian national anthem.
 * This little exchange in Neigh, Soul Sister:

"Princess Celestia: Please let it be a one-shot! Twilight: Enclosed are all seventy chapters!"
 * "Oh! Did you find a new friend?" *crushes apple* "I killed it!"
 * Twilight apparently being an avid fanfic writer who ships "Applesack" and "Charity" together. When Applejack and Rarity have to stay at Twilight's house, she forces them to re-enact all 70 chapters of her story.
 * At the end of that episode, Twilight sends her fanfic to Princess Celestia, who has a great reaction to Twilight's letter telling her about it.

""I just follow the crowd!""
 * Twilight's friendship reports.
 * *Buy some apples!*
 * * *Buy some [CANTALOUPE]*
 * Most of the background pony dialog.
 * * *Buy some [CANTALOUPE]*
 * Most of the background pony dialog.

""Parties are for grownups too!""
 * From the fourth episode in the Cute-Cinera

"Applejack: With just a little teamwork, we can all- Twilight: I'm going in alone!"
 * From Dragone Baby Gone:

""The two sisters would spin in circles for hours, because having fun is part of life.""
 * The history of Celestia and Molestia.

"Zecora: Hey there kiddo, don't be sad. This night didn't turn out so s-sad... Just listen to what I've... sai-aid.. And then you won't feel so sad!"
 * Zecora's voice. Oh, and:

"Mayor Mare: Here to drop the 4-1-1 on Molestia, I present Zecora, the whimsical rhyming zebra!
 * Zecora in general is good for a laugh.

Zecora: Gather kids and form a circle, and listen as I... (beat, then muttering to herself) um... circle... circle... uh.... Hey kids, who wants to follow me to the creepy statue?"

"Pinkie Pie: I'm just a kid! I fit in!
 * This particular exchange:

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, didn't you already have a childhood?

Pinkie Pie: ... No."

"[CHERRY]jack: Aww, corn! Luna's gone back to Space Camp! Without someone to gawk at, our own faults are exposed! Especially the children.
 * Fluttershy's "ritual".
 * The following:

Noi: I just wanted to feel validated!

Twilight: Eww, look at her dress!

[LEMON]jack: I know, right?

Twilight: Let's have a dance party!

[WATERMELON]jack: A dance party?

Twilight: Whenever I feel depressed, I just DANCE PARTY!

(dance party ensues)

[KIWI]jack: Well, cob. The dance party's over! Without somethin' to groove to, we have to think about life and stuff! Especially the children.

Noi: I just wanted to boogie down!

[BANANA]jack: In that dress? I don't think so."

"Twilight: Hmmm... Spike: Twilight...help... Twilight: Mmmm."
 * Pip's love for Luna. "Awkward, but fun! Nerdy, but fun! Silly, but fun! Purple, but fun! Secret... but fun! Not fun, but fun! Funfun, funfun!"
 * Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara's vocal cameos. "We're not friends Pip!" "Stop following us!"
 * "You made Spike break!"
 * And then,

"Rarity: What would you know about strength? You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a slinky! (Later) Sweetie Belle: (Walks offscreen, accompanied by thumps and slinky noises)"
 * From Sweetie Belle and Rarity's argument:

"Luna: I do not see how these scary teeth will make me more sexy... Twilight: Because... vampire!"
 * From the end of Lunar Slander:

"Diamond Tiara: Hey, Cakey is MY best friend, I get to decide when she dies!"
 * As if Bon Bon's "I didn't put those in my bag!" line wasn't funny enough by default in the original, it gains an even more Jerkass tone...
 * Many of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's lines in "Cute From The Hip" combined with their male voices: