Naruto Veangance Revelaitons

Naruto Veangance Revelaitons ([[Rouge Angles of Satin Which is really meant to be "Naruto: Vengeance Revelations"]]) is an In Name Only Naruto fanfiction written by BadassJakeT97, a.k.a. bonjoviboy97, a.k.a. motleycrunarutofan97, a.k.a Jake Tanner. The original posting of the fic, entitled "NARUTO veganse revelations Chaptyr 1," was deleted for its lack of proper spelling and grammar. Before the original's deletion, the fic had amassed around 160 reviews. The second posting of the fic was (unsurprisingly) deleted as well, no doubt for the same reasons. This posting had gathered 15 reviews or so. A third post was taken down in November of 2011 after amassing around 435 reviews, and the author's former stepbrother, Benji, has put it up again, so the fic is now on the [[Determinator fourth]] post.

The fic has been completed and lasted 69 chapters (with a 70th one provided by Benji), The story stars Ronan Beelzub ([[Fridge Brilliance Beelzebub]]?) as he moves to Konohagakure, [[Author Tract states the author's own opinions to the world]], and [[Really Gets Around screws all the girls he can find]]. On the eighth of October, "Benji" took control of Jake Tanner's Fanfiction.net account and posted an extra chapter in which Ronan is killed and the damage done was repaired. The story was then finally marked as complete, and has not been updated since.

The fic can be read [here]. Very NSFW. There is also a poll he made on his profile for readers to vote for which original characters they like. Ronan, of course, currently has the least, at one vote.

The author's Twitter account contains a considerable amount of Word of God and other information about the story, as well as whining about his personal life, and is available here. On the twenty-ninth of November, Benji once again has this account hacked and he included more information about additions Jake would have added but didn't get to.

Currently has three ongoing dramatic readings, one by gubgub434, another by TheMoiderahOfVideos and one by [2 e 9 dd 99 AUAAAAAAAAAA] Gecko Ladie]]. Only time will tell if they will be able to finish their readings, or succumb to the fic's mind raping [[Brown Note capabilities]].

Compare with My Immortal, Legolas By Laura legolas by laura]], Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami, FaCe ThE StRaNgE, My Inner Life and Nareto the Scret of Shiobi. Contrast with The Prayer Warriors and Starkits Prophecy Star Kis Prophecy]], which are written in the same style, but have an almost completely opposite message.

=== Naruto Veangance Revelaitons provides examples of: ===

Tropes A-L
help Ronan defeat Madara, but this turns out to be false upon Taliana's final Face Heel Turn spoiler:and being killed off because the author broke up with his girlfriend. significantly younger than her son. She also appears to be the mother of a dragon. start of the fic and 16 at the end. repopulating the earth after Ronan killed it]]. cooger" in Chapter 7, but after a paragraph or so promptly switches back to Ronan's POV. either a unique, Sdrawkcab, [[As Long As It Sounds Foreign vaguely Japanese]], or no name. This isn't the case with the host of the "hineki kojiyshai show", who's name is literally just Bob. council's true layer in Chapter 58. is gay, Ronan says that he doesn't have anything wrong with it unless he makes out with him (Ronan) or his boyfriend. Sasuke]]. learns that, his speech becomes completely unintelligible. "Ronan: "WTFF BITHCKDNR,E D?EKRFMMFJF [[Big No
 * Aborted Arc: There was a prophecy in place saying that Taliana would
 * Absurdly Youthful Mother:
 * takes this to its (il)logical conclusion, being
 * Sakura herself is a straight example, as she is said to be 13 at the
 * : [[spoiler:Ekaj and Atni are charged with
 * A Day in The Limelight: The fic confusingly switches its POV to "da
 * Aerith and Bob: Throughout the fic, characters are frequently given
 * Air Vent Passageway: Ronan does this in order to escape from the
 * All Gays Are Pedophiles: Technically, ephebophiles. When Edfred says he
 * All Your Base Are Belong to Us: [[spoiler:Konohagakure gets taken over by
 * Almost-Dead Guy:
 * Angrish:It's hard to tell given the poor spelling, but when Ronan
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GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]! WTF IS DIS SHIT! [[The Room UR RIPPIN ME APART SAKURA!]]" anything much. any one prior to that. Cooger (before Jake killed them off permanently), and they all fall under Type IV, save for Ronan who is a Type V. the shinobi village (spoiler:which by this point is under their control) and the US except for New York and California. spoiler:While they don't fully succeed, Ronan helps them out by using his glowing blue jizz to cause a Class 3 on the planet, excluding the aforementioned areas. them, Sakura learns that she is pregnant within a few days of having sex with Ronan, and gives birth soon afterward. spoiler:The second time around, it's similar, except it isn't until Chapter 59 that she finds out that she's pregnant, despite having had sex with Naruto in Chapter 22. delivery is wrong on so many levels... wound]]. He because he has an orgasm, and his semen goes into her lungs''. That scene would be an Epic Fail, but the rest of the fic is no different. then restores it to normal]] with his semen, the author even admits semen does not work that way. typo, it was accidentally said to be four inches long. To make matters worse, the author claims his own penis is 17 inches long. winning all its money. This is supposed to be anti-capitalist. without a hitch until Madara stands up and objects, at which point the judge denies it. The author attempts to justify this by having the judge turn out to be evil and corrupt. sex for all eternity]]. character from the fic to have even a vaguely Japanese name. with the supposedly sexy line "here are ur bedrooms fuckers". The cooger in the crystal ball has a similarly sexy voice. Ronan's voice in his dragon form is described as sexy. Additionally, Taliana is described as having the following voice: ""she [Taliana] ran around the room screaming in her realy deep"
 * Anticlimax:
 * Very rarely do the "cliffhangers" result in
 * The final battle itself is also much more one-sided than virtually
 * Anti-Hero: Ronan and Sakura are basically this, as well as Mandy and Da
 * Apocalypse How: The Council wants a Class 6 on the entire world except
 * Artistic License Biology:
 * Unless some time skips happened without the narration mentioning
 * Ronan punching Sakura in the chest to hasten her
 * Sakura gives a blowjob to Ronan to ''[[spoiler:heal a bullet
 * When Ronan [[spoiler:has Sakura cut off her vagina with scissors,
 * Ronan's penis is impossibly long at every point except when, due to a
 * Artistic License Economics: Ronan drives a casino out of business by
 * Artistic License Law: Ronan getting a divorce from Taliana goes forward
 * Ascend to A Higher Plane of Existence: [[spoiler:Ronan and Sakura, to have
 * As Long As It Sounds Foreign: Tadashiharakumaie, the only original
 * Audio Erotica: Da cooger/Fiona/Tsunade/WGAF reveals her sultry voice

voice tho her voice was still female it was like a slowded down version of her vouce but it was sexy" mean any. stopped in order for Jake/Ronan to bash anything and everything, including his own stepbrother. One Egregious example is when, after mentioning that he's wearing the same Power Armor that the Spartans wear in Halo, he launches into a tangent about how Halo is a good game, and some games that Benji likes, such as Bio Shock, are bad. Shinobi, by being the previous king's godson. story, always being hand waved by the author.... if he even attempts to explain it in the first place. survived. fight him. he doesn't like, calls her a slut, a whore, and various other names, and even has her spoiler: mutilate her vagina for cheating on him, (admittedly she proposed doing it, but it doesn't help his case that he told her to do it). [[Love Martyr And she stills stays with him and says he's a good person]]. require female characters to be named through some of the Council women's makeout sessions. This is shining proof that passing the Bechdel Test is not an indicator of a work being feminist. painful detail, everything else falls under this trope. festival. Ronan expresses his disgust at their perceived obesity and ruthlessly slaughters them all. realy fat plus i cum a lot ok)". Later descriptions suggest that it's four feet long, then five. On some occasions, it's so long that it hurts Sakura when it's stuck into her, verging on unintentional Deconstruction. it, which eventually leads to this gem in Chapter 22: ""MOOOOOO" sakura yelled."
 * Author Appeal: Expect Ronan to share any fetish that Jake has. And we
 * Author Filibuster: The "plot" (for lack of a better term) is frequently
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning: Ronan claims the throne of "king" of the
 * Baby Got Back: Sakura and Atni.
 * Back From the Dead:
 * Characters frequently die only to come back at a later point in the
 * In Benj's ending, it turns out that
 * Ballroom Blitz: Madara attacks the "Sibone" ball, and Ronan has to
 * Bastard Boyfriend: Ronan screams at Sakura whenever she does something
 * Beach Episode: Chapter 47.
 * Beauty Contest: Chapters 55 and 56.
 * The Bechdel Test: Amazingly enough, it passes the variant that does not
 * Beige Prose: Aside from the sex scenes, which are described in....
 * Beta Couple:.
 * BFS: The Sword of Ukijamaya, which is 14 feet long.
 * Big Beautiful Woman: There's a pageant for them at the hot springs
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed: Ronan has "a huge dick its almost 2 fet long and
 * Big No: Used throughout the fic, as well as any possible misspelling of

liberally alluded to within the story: his brother Benji, his stepmother, somebody even insinuating something bad about Katie or his other brothers, people who like Harry Potter, religious people (especially Christians, and he even targets agnostics later on), men who aren't completely heterosexual, modern music, and most of all, critics. Within the fic itself, Ronan's Berserk Buttons are.... basically everything [[Author Tract previously mentioned.]] Sakura has her own Berserk Button, however: If you criticize Ronan, she will bite your head off, as seen in the quote below: "Sakura: "hey naruto how r u"
 * Berserk Button: The author has a few major Berserk Buttons that are

Naruto: "not good. i fucking hate rona hes so horble"

Sakura: "NO HE IS [[Cluster F-Bomb FUCKING NOT U TAKE THAT |undefined"

FUCKING BACK U FUCKING]] CORPSEFUCKER!11! HE IS BETTER THAN U AND ALWAYS WILL BE [[Crowning Moment of Funny DONT U UNDERSTAND HIS BUICK IS HUGE!!!]]" killing people who disagree with him and raping his girlfriends. The Council and their minions however, arguably have an even higher body count, spoiler:and when they take over Konoha, establish a dictatorship, except in favor of everything Ronan and the author are against. Raikage, Darui, Killer Bee and his team, Sakura, and Kakashi]] released from Ronan's control, is traumatized by everything that's happened to her, but Naruto and Kakashi promise to help her work through it]] but Naruto returns in Chapter 20, returns at the end of Chapter 35, and  returns in Chapter 40. Mandy; Taliana is apparently a clone of Sakura and Mandy is Ronan and Sakura's daughter, making them half-siblings, although this is never commented upon. While Mandy appears to defect once, she seems to be the Abel and Taliana seems to be the Cain.]] next chapter includes a reference to the event that caused it, 38 chapters earlier. This is in a fic in which events can be retconned or rendered meaningless in the next chapter. Benji warned the author about copyright issues. along the lines of "we went 2 the doko nd wen we gut ther we were there" or "my dick was 4 feet long. it was huge". Additionally, the "FIRST REALY BIG TWIST" is spoiler:Sakura becoming one in Chapter 29. while looking at a picture of Sakura, prompting Ronan to shoot him with his blue light in retaliation. Later on, Ronan masturbates to Taliana raping Sakura until Taliana sees him, at which point he shoots her in the vagina and frees Sakura. He supposedly only has sex with girls [[It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It when they honestly want it]], but that doesn't stop him from being abusive. originally the "villain" of the "story". After a confusing switch to Madara Madra, he's never mentioned again. gets a "chunky organism" only to find it apparently doesn?t work before she comes back anyway. there's usually more than My Immortal. slightly rarer. characters are either dangling over or generally very close to lava. Of course, it never affects them. Though considering all of the fic's other logical failings, this is comparably small. his Humongous Mecha. Unfortunately, this is not nearly as exciting as it sounds. organization unique to this fic, is this. Tara-esque]] descriptions of Ronan and Sakura's outfits for the "sibone ball". phenomenon of "cunt" being the only word that Jake manages to spell correctly with any amount of consistency. Whether it's because he's paying special attention to it or because [[Occam's Razor it only has four letters]] is left up to the reader to decide. becomes angry when Taliana sucks Madara's penis (even though he had divorced her), and is exceptionally furious when Sakura cheats on him. second round of the tournament. preparation for the beauty contest. Ronan beating the crap out of them. In a few exceptions, Ronan ends up getting defeated. bisexual, anyway]], but [[No Bisexuals it's best not to mention that to the author]]. Hineki Kojiyoshai Show) right before Sakura gives birth to him - it turns out both Naruto and Ronan are the father.]] Really. world, and has died in the process. True to form, however, he gets better in the next chapter]]. "da cooger: "RONAN! I HAVE FAITH IN U! NOT THE XTIAN FATH DUH"
 * Black and Gray Morality: Ronan does many terrible things, including
 * Brainwashed: [[spoiler:The catgirls, the Mizukage, the Fourth
 * Break the Cutie: In Benji's ending, [[spoiler:Sakura, after being
 * The Bus Came Back: Team 7 apparently dies in the bombing of the temple,
 * But Now I Must Go:
 * Cain and Abel: In a rather complicated sense, [[spoiler:Taliana and
 * Call Back: When in Chapter 59, the
 * Camp Gay: All homosexual males in the fic.
 * Captain Ersatz: The card duel in Chapter 53 is one for Yu-Gi-Oh, because
 * Captain Obvious: Nary a chapter goes by without Jake writing something
 * Catgirl: Madra's minions, known as the "LEATHER PUSSYS" are this.
 * Caught With Your Pants Down: Sasuke catches Ronan sucking his own penis
 * Chained to A Railway:.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: Ronan, though it's something of an Informed Ability.
 * Chuck Cunningham Syndrome:
 * OrociMaury/Oricimura/Ociruamara/Ochimare/Whatever Jake wants, is
 * Tadashiharakumaie vanishes after the Cooking Duel and is never seen again.
 * Circling Birdies: Taliana after Ronan shoots her in such a way that she
 * Clean Pretty Reliable: Averted. Ronan tries to revive Taliana with CPR,
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Not one opening author's note lacks the F-word, and
 * Coitus Ensues: Frequent to the point where plot progression is actually
 * Convection, Schmonvection: At several points through out the fic,
 * Convenient Coma:
 * Cooking Duel: Ronan gets challenged to one by Sasuke and Madara.
 * Cool Versus Awesome: Ronan in his dragon form vs. in
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: The head of the Kibusi Corporation, an
 * Costume Porn: During Chapter 19, Jake goes to into [[My Immortal
 * Country Matters: Would be barely worth noting, except for the bizarre
 * Crazy Jealous Guy: Naruto over Sakura. Ronan has aspects of this, as he
 * Crossing the Desert: A miniature of this appears in Chapter 51 as the
 * Cucumber Facial: Both Sakura and Atni get one in chapter 55 in
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Most fight scenes involve the villain showing up and
 * Cure Your Gays: Ronan turns a lesbian straight. [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot Well,
 * Daddy DNA Test: [[spoiler: Ronan get's one for Ekaj (by going onto the
 * Darker and Edgier/Dark Fic: The author's stated intent.
 * Darkest Hour: Chapter 65. [[spoiler:Ronan has been used to end the
 * Damned By Faint Praise: Kakashi

BUT THE GOOD FAT! U R STROG ND SO IS KAKSHI 2 I GUES" epistles]] to his readers in the chapter notes, generally in the format of "Authurs Note: GOD WTF u motherfuking alsohs ok [[Rouge Angles of Satin duck]] u. justf uck you. I DONT NEED 2 CHANGE MY SPELING ITS GOOD BESIdes wtf d u guya kno! this is a gr8 story so just shut the fuk up and READ it u bitchcunties!" respond to reviewers. After a period of going back to writing author's notes, he now omits them entirely, or declares that he's ignoring the negative reviews. exceptional example arguably occurs in Chapter 22, with the following lines: ""ok well shuld we go talk 2him???" i asked sakura "no i will nut u""
 * Dear Negative Reader:
 * The author has a habit of writing [[Sarcasm Mode politely-worded
 * However, in recent chapters, he's announced that he will no longer
 * Death Is Cheap
 * Department of Redundancy Department: Happens all the time, but the most

she said but then i said "well i would be better at it u dont undertsand guys cunt" i said "well yes but im sure i can help i mean hes mad at u get it?" she said "well ok then but dont fucking screw it up!!!" i said "ok then goodbye" she said and then i reposnded "goodbye then" and she said "ok bye". destroying the world, Sakura, Atni and Ekaj prepare to kill themselves]]. teleportation (or in one chapter, "telekeabortion"). Ronan and Sakura are being pursued by Madara, and Taliana cuts them off. A bolt of lightning hits Taliana, knocking her out and enabling Ronan and Sakura to escape without Ronan having to do anything. death his orifice that overlooked the fields" before escaping. clothing, to say nothing of [[Making Love in All The Wrong Places having sex in public]]. He claims it's because he based it off of memory of a ball and forgot what happened. lampshaded with the declaration that he "was dead 4 now"]]. typically comes back immediately spoiler:until he is [[Killed Off for Real in the last chapter]]. Sakura asks the following of herself and Atni: ""o rona dos dis mak us look FART?""
 * Despair Event Horizon: [[spoiler:After Ronan's third death while
 * Deus Ex Machina:
 * All the time, but the biggest would have to be Ronan's ability of
 * Another exceptionally blatant example occurs in Chapter 18, when
 * da cooger is a (un)living Deus Ex Machina, and has helped Ronan cheat
 * Destination Defenestration: Ronan punches Madara through "the glas in
 * Did Not Do the Research:
 * The author has Ronan and Sakura attend a ball in highly inappropriate
 * From the same chapter, see-through leather.
 * Disney Death
 * [[spoiler:All three of Ronan's deaths. In the second one, it's partly
 * Madara often suffers fatal injuries, some stated to be fatal, but
 * Disney Villain Death:
 * Does This Make Me Look Fat: In Chapter 56, after putting on their bikinis,

a divorce, it's revealed that he was evil and corrupt. Considering how unrealistically the trial was handled, this is actually somewhat plausible. Though there are plenty of longer fanfics out there, it's still unusually long for a Lemon Stu badfic. The high wordcount is some of the strongest pieces of evidence that it's not a Troll Fic. amongst the longest (if not possibly the longest). raping Sakura. Then again, it can be inferred that any objections he has to male on female rape are out of jealousy, as not only does Ronan rape people, but he also gets angry when someone he has had sex with has consensual sex with someone else is portrayed as justified revenge, but the author then claims that women cannot rape men, and has them beat him up instead. constant Face Heel Turns/Heel Face Turns. Once the Council takes over, however, she becomes the Dark Chick and Madara becomes their Dragon. with little understanding of how thunder works. face heel turn]].]] "THIS WORLD IS WRONG AND FUCKED UP AND U GUYS DONT LIKE ME AND UR SO MUCH BETTER RONAN I CANT TAKED AND MY DOCK IS REALLY SMALL SO GOO[[Precision F-Strike FUCKING]]DBYE!!!"]] . in chapter 31. It was pretty obvious that he'd get better. temple blowing up. , however, survive and return some time later. are killed off in a plane crash so Ronan and his band "Titty Monsta", can rise to the top of the music world. this trope. . decides to rape her while she's still unconscious. [[Rape Is Love She is okay with this.]] He does this again after she coma after being injected with poison by Madara]]. CPITALIST AMERICN ILUMANTI FEMINST PORADISE/1" by having Ronan destroy the world. screaming mid-fight from Ronan after they see a mouse. of the Tournament Arc. hair as like that of Justin Bieber, Ronan then has a parenthetical note "i dont liek him tho FUCK HIM [[Take That HE SUCKS]] ALL MODERN MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS", which gives readers a good idea of what kind of fic this is. ACID SHARK TINGS" leap out of the acid and try to kill Ronan, Atni, and Kakashi. Cooking Duel after losing]].
 * The Dog Shot First: After Ronan kills the judge for refusing to grant him
 * Doorstopper:
 * The fic weighs in at 76,000 words on the dot with all 70 chapters.
 * And even in the case it is a trollfic, it would certainly be
 * Double Standard Rape (Female On Female): Ronan masturbates while Taliana is
 * Double Standard Rape (Female On Male):
 * The Dragon: Taliana is basically this to Madra once she stops with her
 * Dramatic Thunder: Happens a few times throughout the fic, often
 * Dramatic Wind: Chapter 67 and 68
 * Driven By Envy: This is what causes spoiler: Naruto's [[[[Face Heel Turn
 * Driven to Suicide:
 * At the end of Chapter 22, [[spoiler: Naruto kills himself, because
 * A random woman and many others after
 * plan on doing this after
 * Dropped a Bridge On Him:
 * Mandy's death.
 * Also, is
 * Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi are killed off fairly early on by the
 * second death.
 * Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Drake, and several other Top 40 artists
 * Drop the Washtub: A, uh, rather unusual use of
 * Dude, She's Like, in A Coma: After rescuing Sakura for the first time, Ronan
 * Dystopia Justifies the Means: The villains want to create "N XTIAN
 * Eek! A Mouse!: The Brown Haired Woman and the Red Haired Man both run away
 * Electric Slide: Ronan does this during the acid sea challenge section
 * Establishing Series Moment: In the first paragraph, while describing his
 * Everything's Even Worse With Sharks: During the acid sea challenge, "GIONT
 * Evil Laugh: Done quite often, usually "MUAHAHAHHA!"
 * Evil Is Petty: The council kills [[spoiler:the entire audience of the
 * Evil Tower of Ominousness: The Council's headquarters in

Ronan and his harem are alerted to the coming "ANUAL SEXY BICHES HOSPINGS FESTILAV". Meido glasses... somehow. ""oh yes so much cum mmmm yes"" she sa nd took of her glasses nd ate"
 * Extra! Extra! Read All About It!: At the beginning of Chapter 55, this is how
 * Extreme Omnivore: Shortly after Ronan eats her panties, Atni eats her

them 2 get a goowd tast of da cum. couldn't make up his mind on whether he wanted Taliana, and even Ronan to be bad guys or good guys, as Ronan ended up working with the villains for significant stretches of time, while Taliana appeared to alternate between loyalty to Ronan and loyalty to Madara. However, it seems he finally decided: spoiler: Ronan is good, Taliana is bad, although the latter was influenced in part by his breaking up with the girlfriend Taliana was based off of. due to his severe jealousy of Ronan, despite killing himself in the previous chapter.]] also possible since he appeared as a contestant for the tournament, but he gets killed off before he can impede Ronan too much.]] Logic:]] Ronan says "NO! ABSTNECE IS RONG! AL TENS SHULD B HAVINS EX! ITS COOOOL ND GRON UP 2 DO IT! ONLI LOSRS DONT HAV SEX AT DEENS! LIKE DIS GY BEBKI I KNO BUT ANYW!A!" in opposition to abstinence. The Council say that this is "logik" despite the fact that it lacks many basic elements of what constitutes a logical statement. It's not that Ronan's reasoning doesn't make sense, it's that he ''doesn't have any reasoning in the first place''. He makes three conclusions (all teens should have sex, sex is cool and grown up, only losers don't have sex in their teens) without providing a single reason for any of them... and the Council calls this "logic". them as soon as he can]]. also seems to dislike fat people, as he has force everyone to gain weight. President of the US of the fic, as it goes from a standard God Mode Sue fic with chauvinist subtext to one in which Ronan fights against everyone and everything the author doesn't like. forgotten after their deaths spoiler:but this changes after the members of Team 7 return. breats asecond pair of tits pooped out from her shit onto her chaste". Another good example would be in Chapter 23, when Jake mentions in his Author's Note that Katie has posted Part 2 of her fanfic "Reaper Girl": "ANYW SOGUYS KATIE PISSED THE SECON CHPTR OF RAPER GIRL HER TITS:" such as "Jaronan" or "Jonan", showcasing how much of a Self-Insert Fic this is. Ronan's usurpation of the role of main character (spoiler:"da evil ronan was dead") Ekaj, which is Jake spelled backwards.]] somewhat mixed up, leading to a rather awkward moment where Ronan is rushing off to save Sasuke from Orocimura because s/he's hot. Considering how totally not gay Ronan is, this is a bit of a surprise. WILL FUCKING CUM AND GAT U FUCKERS. FUCKING FUCK!" never mentioned before or since. Parental Incest is considered acceptable (indeed, encouraged), where a gay guy merely kissing his boyfriend is not. pageant. be stranger, more fetishistic, and sometimes more abusive. Then again, [[Designated Hero they aren't exactly good people despite being the heroes]]. Heterosexual in the Last 5 Seconds?]]: Ronan constantly feels the need to tell everyone he's straight at any moment where anything even moderately sexual (or not sexual at all wtf fuck dat shit balls r 4 fags get it?"]]) happens between him and another guy. This leads to a particularly cruel moment where he [[Disproportionate Retribution kills a guy for asking to have sex with him]], all the while ranting about how gross it is, which leads to him screwing the guy's supposedly lesbian friend. truth about being pregnant. Yes, really. "tjen i started 2 fingr her cunt realy hard and juicy girtl cum was"
 * Face Heel Revolving Door: For a while, it seemed that the author simply
 * Face Heel Turn:
 * the dark side
 * Possibly [[spoiler:Sakura, after being turned Christian. Kakashi is
 * [[Logical Fallacies Failure To Understand The Basic Definition Of
 * [[Logical Fallacies Failure To Understand The Basic Definition Of
 * Fake Defector: [[spoiler:Ronan joins the Council but plans on betraying
 * Family-Unfriendly Death:
 * Fat Bastard:
 * of all people. The author
 * Even Santa Claus appears as this in Chapter 68.
 * Festival Episode: Also Chapters 55 and 56.
 * Field of Blades: One appears in the tournament.
 * Filler: About 90% of the fic qualifies as this.
 * Five-Bad Band:
 * Big Bad: The Council
 * The Dragon: Madara
 * The Evil Genius: The President of the Kibusi Corporation and the
 * The Brute:
 * The Dark Chick: Taliana
 * Flanderization: The author's views gradually take up more and more
 * Forgotten Fallen Friend: Mandy, and the rest of Team 7 are mostly
 * Freudian Slip:
 * In Chapter 9 it's mentioned that "all of a sudden she [Taliana] had 4
 * The author occasionally inserts part of his name when typing Ronan's,
 * The author often switches Ronan and Naruto's names around, signifying
 * In Chapter 63, [[spoiler: Ronan's son, Nanor, changes his name to
 * At one point early on in the story, the author gets Sakura and Sasuke
 * "if ANY OF YOU FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING DISS KATIE I
 * Furo Scene: With the brunette haired council woman in Chapter 57.
 * Giant Space Flea From Nowhere: The dragon Ronan fights in chapter 17 is
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot: To the point where nonconsensual lesbian
 * Giving Someone the Pointer Finger: Ronan, to the third place girl at the
 * Good People Have Good Sex: Inverted - the protagonists' sex scenes tend to
 * [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? Have I Mentioned I Am
 * Headbutt Thermometer: Ronan does this to see if Sakura is telling the
 * Hermaphrodite: Sakura, apparently...

flowin frum her dick like a waterfal by the end of their trip to the festival Ronan and his harem somehow manage to replace the water in the hot springs with their cum. It's supposed to stay that way forever, too. don't need Ronan or his family]], but the gray-haired man convinces her to change her mind. spoiler: Mandy, who apparently is "delicious" and Madra can even "taste her pussy juice". However, she gets better. some of the catgirls instead]]. surprised. The entry right below this one is a good example of just how "immodest" they can get... ejaculate''. daughter/Sakura's clone, and Ronan has sex with spoiler:Taliana... even after he learns that she's his mom. names as the Canon Naruto characters and locations, you'd never be able to guess that this was a Naruto fanfic. "?but then mandy reveaked that she was a clone born frm skura and not"
 * Hero Antagonist: Edfred could certainly qualify.
 * Hollywood Atheist: The protagonists in general.
 * Hot Springs Episode: Also chapters 55 and 56. Although in this case,
 * Humongous Mecha:.
 * I Lied: A female member of the Council tries to say that [[spoiler:they
 * I'm a Humanitarian:
 * Madara becomes one. No, really. In fact, in Chapter 13, he eats
 * In Chapter 28, he [[spoiler:tries to eat Ronan, but ends up eating
 * The Immodest Orgasm: Taken Up to 11. Like you're
 * Improbable Weapon User: Ronan ''with his
 * Incest Is Relative: Ronan and Sakura have sex with their
 * In Name Only: If the characters and some locations didn't share the same
 * Insane Troll Logic: A few examples.

my daugbter so i could have sex with her and it would be incest ok.? Ronan insists that men don't cook, but is willing to accept the Cooking Duel after da cooger tells him that men who cook are called chefs. dragon. Taliana revives Madara this way Double Standard Rape (Female On Female): "?but skura liked it so it wasnt rapde do u c dn?"
 * Insistent Terminology: A strange example occurs in Chapter 46, in which
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons: Ronan?s powers often call upon a spirit
 * Intimate Healing: Da Cooger can heal Ronan by sucking his penis, and
 * It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It: Also ties in with

Kakashi is killed off]]. such. for refusing to grant him and Sakura a divorce from Taliana, as it's revealed after the fact that [[The Dog Shot First the judge was evil and corrupt]]. another fanfic/trollfic, the large amount of out-of-the-blue twists definitely gives the fic this appearance. also became increasingly hammy as the fic went on. joke]], he commonly puts "lol" or some variant after parts he thinks are funny. Dramatic Thunder, and with [[Did Not Do the Research a similar grasp of the physics involved]]. In fact, it seems the author frequently gets the two confused, because at one point it's mentioned that "all of a sudden a huge pice of thunder came down! it eectrocuted evrybodyu and they all died" Kakashi.]] onlookers. However, it's unclear as to whether the author knows what "loli" means. 54. to this. technically being younger than him. The mechanics of this remain unexplained.]]
 * It's Quiet... Too Quiet: Said verbatim by Ronan, right before [[spoiler:
 * Jerkass: Ronan. Edfred, however, is the one intended to be seen as
 * Karma Houdini: Ronan..
 * Kick the Son of A Bitch: Attempted invocation with Ronan killing a judge
 * Kudzu Plot: Though not as severe as
 * Large Ham: EDFRED. Madra probably also qualifies. The Council
 * Laugh Track: When the author doesn't [[Don't Explain the Joke explain the
 * Lava Pit: Chapter 50, as the first round of the tournament.
 * Lightning Reveal: Often happening with the previously mentioned
 * Lights Off, Somebody Dies: Chapter 53; the 'somebody' being [[spoiler:
 * Lolicon: A "random sexy loli bitch" is one of the horrified
 * Look Behind You!: Ronan does this so as to distract da council in chapter
 * Love At First Sight: Ronan and Sakura, according to Word of God.
 * Ludicrous Gibs: Ronan, reduces Madara
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: [[spoiler: Taliana is Ronan's mother. Despite

Tropes M-Z
goes, including in public, which is met with surprisingly few objections from authority. In fact, very rarely do characters actually have sex in bed. . Madara and the president of the Kibusi corporation, and has several powerful individuals in its membership.]] However, it doesn't last long. "Ronan:"wel fuck botch we ned a fuckin dna test!"
 * Making Love in All The Wrong Places: Ronan tends to have sex anywhere he
 * The Man Behind the Man: [[spoiler:The Council apparently gives orders to
 * Marry Them All: Initially, Ronan marries Sakura, Mandy, and Taliana.
 * Men Don't Cry: Ronan says that he doesn't cry often because he's male.
 * Mind Over Matter: Taliana can use telekinesis on Sakura.
 * Mood Swinger: Sakura; big time.
 * Motorcycle On the Coast Road: On the way to the Hot Springs Festival.
 * Mud Wrestling: Sakura vs. Taliana, Chapter 14 and 32.
 * My Girl Is a Slut: Sakura.

Sakura: "we shuld go on tha sho hineki"

kojiyshai!" "Ronan: "wat the fuk does dat men"

Sakura:"in japnese it means "dna test 4 whores" "

Ronan: "oh ok dat makes sense cuz u R ONE HAHAH!"

Sakura: "yes ur rigt rona im a whor... now let go!""

patching his partners back together after (and sometimes during) the latest marathon sex session. the course of the fic, which he often seems to later forget even having. lines as the following: ""i yelled WHAT R YU DOIN! Y R U LISBON?"
 * Mundane Utility: Ronan's healing powers are extremely useful for
 * New Powers As the Plot Demands: Ronan is constantly given new powers over
 * No Bisexuals:
 * Played straight for most of the fic, with such

den mandy and sakura said that they were lesbians but that they diud love me i was the only guy who could make them fee good with my giant fucking duck in fact they said that when dey were with me they were str8" infact, be bisexual, "[[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot but lezbian just sound hotter so fuck off]]." who said she was bi, he mentions that "lol guys cant b bi evry1 knos dat xd!" Apparently, this is because guys are gay if they have sex with each other, and if they have sex with girls after that, they're still gay. VOICE OR THE AUTHOR WANTS TO EMPHASIZE SOMETHING, IT AND THE REST OF THE SENTENCE ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITALS! and Madara. best left unmentioned. MUCH. eventually replace Orochimaru and Madara as the main villains. Although, they're also somewhat of a subversion, as starting around Chapter 44, they make their intentions very clear, and start becoming very active in their fight against Ronan. Ekaj in Chapter 68. gets quite a few seemingly fatal injuries, but comes back with no explanation. fic's strong point, spoiler:Sakura refusing to go with Ronan in spite of her earlier submissive behavior after awakening from her coma as a Christian is shocking to him. Sakura as they escape from the rice fields, but [[Curb Stomp Battle Ronan defeats it easily]]. OCs, and even then, they aren't always portrayed consistently. Slow Motion, in Chapter 27: ""and then stha sceen blew da fuk up and we had 2 run out very slowy"
 * Later on, the author begrudgingly admits that the girls would yes,
 * Jake does it again in Chapter 25. While addressing a female reviewer
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown:
 * No Indoor Voice:
 * Edfred never stops yelling at Ronan and Sakura.
 * For that matter, ANY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS WITH EVEN A SLIGHTLY RAISED
 * Edfred never stops yelling at Ronan and Sakura.
 * For that matter, ANY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS WITH EVEN A SLIGHTLY RAISED
 * No Name Given: The Council and their minions apart from
 * Nobody Poops: Averted, as per Author Appeal. The details are probably
 * Obligatory Swearing: So, SO
 * Off With Their Heads:
 * in Benji's ending.
 * Omniscient Council of Vagueness: First appears in chapter 25, and
 * Omniscient Council of Vagueness: First appears in chapter 25, and
 * One-Man Army: Ronan takes on the big evil xtian army with the help of
 * Only Mostly Dead: . Madara
 * OOC Is Serious Business: While consistent characterization is not the
 * Our Dragons Are Different: An "ugly and stupid" dragon attacks Ronan and
 * Out of Character: EVERYONE. The only people who aren't are the
 * Outrun the Fireball: Exploited, and complete with

as da theatr blew up hugely" named [[Gratuitous Japanese "Tadashiharakumaie"]]. commonly goes by the name 'Becky', for obvious reasons. Sakura into a coma]] takes effect in seconds. punishment]]. person POV. and curb stomp battles. [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness Precision Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness Strike]] (though at one point he does call Ronan a "Fuckshitter"). Aside from those, however: Sakura's aforementioned "CORPSEFUCKER!11!" line, as well as Madra taking out his bazooka and saying "TAKETH THIS MOTHAFUCKR", after which he proceeds to spoiler: "bazooka" Ronan and everyone attending the Ronan-Sakura-Mandy-Taliana wedding. Corporation's side]] Zig Zagged. While a good deal of the prophecies in the fic never come true, some do; but even then, those are usually very different from how they were supposed to occur. However, takes forever to happen.]] fanboy. By "fanboy", we mean "murderer of anyone belonging to a faction that Richard Dawkins opposes in the slightest." when killing Raiga]]. Chapter 51, while Ronan jokes about his demise]]. dictionary, and he has a small army of loyal (and slightly sticky) devotees because of it. apparently why. 47 wanting to ruin the fic, and earlier than that as someone Ronan kills while working with Madara. Everyone.]]'' Well, everyone who's a girl and Ronan, that is. ""[[Evil Gloating roane wil nevr make it in2 r fotress curc! hes nevr
 * Overly Long Name:
 * Danny, Jake's best friend, has an Expy within the fic
 * zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara the catgirl. More
 * Perfect Poison: The intravenous poison Madara uses to [[spoiler:put
 * Plot Based Voice Cancellation: The announcement of [[spoiler:Madara's
 * Plot Hole: Many and varied, though see Porn Without Plot below.
 * Point of View: Frequently shifts between a first, second, AND third
 * Porn Without Plot: There isn't really a plot, just a bunch of sex scenes
 * Precision F-Strike:
 * Edfred reeks of this trope... except it's more like
 * Sakura in
 * President Evil: [[spoiler:The President of the US is on the Kibusi
 * Prophecies Are Always Right | You Can't Fight Fate:
 * Protagonist-Centered Morality: AND HOW.
 * Psycho Supporter: Ronan (and presumably Jake) is a Richard Dawkins
 * Punched Across the Room: [[spoiler:Ronan, when defeated by Madara, and
 * Quicksand Sucks: [[spoiler: The last fat man fell victim to this in
 * Random Events Plot: Taken Up to 11.
 * Rape Is Love: 'Consent' does not appear to be a word in Ronan's personal
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: Jake having relationship troubles with Katie is
 * Real Person Cameo: Benji, the author's stepbrother, appears in Chapter
 * Really Gets Around: Um, well... to be honest? ''[[Lemon
 * Record Needle Scratch: The following line occurs in Chapter 69:
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gona be able 2! muhahhaa!]]" sad the bron haird wman but ten tha council herd a rcord scatch becus i had just cum inside them! "NOOOOO!" eylld all 4 of tem!" Meido outfit. Ironically, she never actually uses it. they're defeated one by one. than usual; In Chapter 62, Ronan, while working for the council, sends a love letter to Sakura saying "roses r red violas r blu iv got a hug fuking dik nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u!". Sakura apparently loves said letter so much, that "she crid like the litle bitch she is ten she shovd it in2 her cunt nd jakcd herself off wit it!!!!" possibly be improved by stitching his hands to it. See the excerpts on this page. impression that the author set it in the present day. name in the title. determine whether the purpose of the story is to be a derivative work of Naruto or a wildly-embellished catalogue of the author's own self-proclaimed sexual experiences. need to fart 8''. while she's brainwashed]]. the temple's destruction, it is pointed out that Sakura and Mandy "loved them AS FRIEND not a lovers they al had mal cocks so they coulnt love them it wastn cool". Following chapters bring them back, but have spoiler:Naruto and Sasuke turn evil, with Naruto dying, and Kakashi essentially becomes Ronan's sidekick. most egregious example is when Ronan defeats Mei the Mizukage in one attack, then tells her "haha dumb bslut u cant beat me! its ok tho i know ur a girl so its ok tho", and she immediately asks to have sex with Ronan. Granted, the Council is initially 2/5 female, then half female and the female members have more dialogue than the males, but they're ultimately unable to defeat Ronan and their feminism is portrayed as a bad thing. hard to be awesome like me i hav so much presure and problems!" At the time, Naruto is severely jealous of how much better Ronan is. under this. experiences absolutely no ill effects whatsoever. On the other hand, she's only mentioned to be 12 feet tall once or twice - it's possible she shrunk back down to regular size at some point, or the author just forgot. explanation right after the main characters leave them (and sometimes, while they're still in them), simply to be Handwaved as some unannounced plot by the villains - if it even gets that much of an explanation. Though considering Jake several times mentions his love for Transformers 2/Michael Bay, this shouldn't be too surprising. it's hard to tell the difference between it and Ronan's comparably poorly-written song lyrics. Sakura, meaning that he's been having sex with his mother from the beginnng]]. appears, and is subsequently blasted [[Ludicrous Gibs "2 a krillion pecies"]] in order to further the author's agenda.. during his wedding to Sakura, Mandy, and Taliana. However, their tears, as well as the attendees' tears, bring him back to life so he can have a curb stomp battle with Madora.]] narrative POV character, and the setting briefly switches to third person perspective when Sakura cheats on Ronan with Naruto. The fic also switches away from Ronan?s perspective when the action shifts to the Council. Western Animation, Harry Potter, Bio Shock, Okami, Lady Gaga, Drake, Justin Bieber, Hip Hop music, Country Music, Modern Music, Pulp Fiction, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, silent film, Capitalism, The U.S., Asian food (unless it's Sushi), fat people, rap, the author's stepmother and stepbrother.... *collapses from lack of breath*. In short, anything and everything Jake doesn't like. "so we went out onstage dressed as tha [[Super Soldier
 * Redundancy Department of Redundancy: Atni has a "dustr 4 dusting" in her
 * The Rest Shall Pass: Team 7 tries to do this for Ronan on Orochimaru, but
 * Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: A... more obscene version of this trope
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: The author's grasp of the English language could
 * Schizo-Tech: Uses it even more than Naruto does, often giving the
 * Secondary Character Title: Naruto, despite not doing much, gets his
 * Self-Destruct Mechanism: Activated by Madara.
 * Self-Insert Fic: To the point where it can be difficult for a reader to
 * Sequelitis: In-universe version: Ronan owns a porno entitled ''i
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Edfred.
 * Sex Face Turn:.
 * Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny: The female council members [[spoiler:and Sakura,
 * Ship Sinking: After Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi are apparently killed in
 * Shock and Awe: Taliana.
 * Single-Stroke Battle:.
 * Skyward Scream:
 * Ronan, after.
 * Slashed Throat:
 * Sliding Scale of Gender Inequality: An extreme Type 2. Perhaps the
 * Sliding Scale of Gender Inequality: An extreme Type 2. Perhaps the
 * So Beautiful It's a Curse: During Chapter 22, Ronan whines that "its really
 * So Unfunny It's Funny: Unintentional example. Many of Ronan's "jokes" fall
 * Spikes of Villainy: The Christian army.
 * Spoiler Title:
 * Chapter 34:
 * Chapter 44:
 * Chapter 66:
 * Chapter 69:
 * Square-Cube Law: Violated, naturally. Taliana is 12 feet tall, yet she
 * Stay in The Kitchen: Every female character.
 * Stripperiffic: Sakura's ballgown.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Buildings will frequently explode without any
 * Stylistic Suck: The author is going for this with Taliana's song, but
 * Surprise Incest: [[spoiler:Taliana is Ronan's mother and a clone of
 * Surprise Santa Encounter: Yes, really. In chaper 68, Santa Claus
 * Swiss Army Tears: In Chapter 12 [[spoiler: Ronan is killed by Madra
 * Switching POV: As mentioned above, da Cooger gets a brief period as
 * Swirling Dust: Happens right before the card duel in Chapter 53.
 * Take That: to *takes big breath* Men who aren't 100% heterosexual,
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msastr cheifs]] from Halo (dats my favorite came of all ime it fukin rox i tried playin dat gam Bio Shock my bro siad dat was bettr and that fukin suckd thats so fuckin boring wh cas about a scity under water and wtf does sum bitch named [[Ayn Rand anne]] randy [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch hav 2 do with a]] fuckin [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch video gam?]] wh tha fuk is that::: ""llol guys hav u heard this 1 its gr8" ok yes"
 * Take That, Critics!:
 * A cherished hobby of the author:

"[[Leaning On the Fourth Wall what did the flamers say 2 tha fanfic writer]]" "i dont kno wat sakura" "u suck]]" "haha but then what" she then said bak 2 me "well then the fanfic writer said bak... u guys need 2 stop smoking its bad 4 u!" "LMAO1! [[Don't Explain the Joke I getddit becus the flamers r callded flamers and flames have smoke]] lol dats funny!" ""well 1 day n xtian walks in2 budling nd finds"
 * And one in chapter 31:

out evry2 is an atiest. he says [[Religious Stereotype dere all gunna burn in hell]]" so wat den king ronan! "Well the atiests say: we dont believe in Hell. so i guess well just hav 2 burn in flames here!" (GET THAT FLAMERS HAHA!) Ronan's attempt to divorce Taliana, overturning it. By the end of the next chapter, however, Ronan divorces Taliana. that Ronan is the chosen one to [[The End of the World As We Know It destroy the world]]. . Earlier on, he's considered the chosen one to defeat Orochimaru.. Ronan winds up destroying it as it annoys him and Sakura. According to an elderly woman who comes running out upon hearing the sounds of its destruction, it "was hundeds of yrds old". Naturally, [[Jerkass Ronan doesn't care about that]], and winds up leaving the poor woman in tears. survived the end of the world]] "Sakura: (to Taliana) we are divorcing you BITCH"
 * That Was Objectionable: Madara objects to the judge's ruling during
 * The Chosen One: From Chapter 16 and on, it's mentioned several times
 * The Thing That Goes Doink: Surprisingly mentioned in chapter 55, although
 * This Cannot Be!: The Council, after learning that [[spoiler:Ronan
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch: Several examples, such as:

""THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!""
 * This Is Sparta:
 * The brown haired woman on the council

""FUCK. YOU.""
 * Sakura in

Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe habit. At one point, Ronan randomly goes into the future for a Time Skip. The following paragraph sums it up pretty well: "[[spoiler: "i [Ronan] was dead all the girls were crying and
 * Time Travel: One of Madra's abilities, and the reason for his
 * Too Good for This Sinful Earth: Played entirely straight in Chapter 12 when
 * undefined"

screaming they needed me they luved me "[[Hysterical Woman omg ronan u cant die... how is this possible]] nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he was 2 good 4 us and tha world tahts y ronan died madara is [[Complete Monster a monstr]]" said talia na and all the girls farted 2 cry on me but so then a blue glow came from by mody and i flooded upwards an grew 69 (lol) feet tall and i picked up all the weddong food and [[Big Eater ate it all at once]] and then i flew away "he is alive omg! we luv u ronan fight madara fight him" [[Captain Obvious "it was tha tears of all us who luv whim that brught him bak]] get itd?" sad taliana 2 overone"]] up holding them in reaction to the news that Ronan would ([[Arc Fatigue finally]]) destroy the world. associated with the setting, to the ones associated with bad writing, to the cliches the author fell back on, to ones that were put in for the sake of having them. especially Sakura wearing a baseball cap (and at that, one that says "RONAN IS SO HOT" on it). drugs, and wake up in Madara's lair. particularly insistent on making a point. explains that "AND SOMEBODY SAID IM A TROL I AM NOT FUCK OU JUST BECAUS [[Rouge Angles of Satin I DON HAV THE BES SPELLIN OR GRAMMER]] DOSNT MEAM I AM A TROLL BESDIS THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE SORY OK FUCK OFF u fake naruto fans whatecer.!." The 'very loosely', of course, comes from the fact that this is a Naruto fanfic starring a boy with a four-foot penis. author, which usually includes him literally insulting the readers' intelligence. The following is a good example; In chapter 19 it's mentioned that Sakura "had purse that was a scull nd japwnes rwiritng pinted on." In the next sentence, this happens: ""the lady who workd there said oo that looks very hot on u bitch how"
 * Torches and Pitchforks: In Chapter 64, the citizens of Konohagakure show
 * Tournament Arc: Chapter 50 to 54.
 * Troll Fic: It's certainly possible.
 * Trope Overdosed: There's quite a few tropes in this fic, from the ones
 * Underdressed for The Occasion: Ronan and Sakura's ball outfits,
 * Unfamiliar Ceiling: Ronan and Sakura pass out after drinking and using
 * Vampiric Draining: The giant flies in Chapter 50.
 * Verbal Tic: The author will end sentences with "ok" when he's
 * Very Loosely Based on a True Story: At the end of Chapter 7, the author
 * Viewers are Morons: No joke goes by without an explanation by the

bat we fuck and they did sakuras strted 2 shove the scull purse in2 the ladys cunt and she scull fuked her (ROTFL DID U C WAT I DID THERE FUFCKERS? i bet u didnt LOL 11!)" Brother Chuck'd]]. His replacement Madra inherits the villain ball, passing up several opportunities to kill Ronan while he's unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. The Council also picks up the ball when they become the main antagonists. escape without Ronan making any effort to chase or finish them off. BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL"). Subverted when the Council tricks Ronan spoiler:into making Sakura Christian with the antidote to wake her from her coma, even after he has them confirm it's not poison. In Famous and Red Dead Redemption late in the fic, but this is intended to show their lack of taste in games. begs for their lives, offering the women as Ronan's sex slaves and the men as household servants, but refuses to convert to atheism or "logicalness". Ronan then kills them]]. doesn't have to do with the "plot" of Madora being evil and stuff. from being able to eat a catgirl.]]]] (modern and ?good? music, respectively), as well as material that goes against their religious beliefs)]] significant while fighting alongside Ronan. Ronan takes them along on the mission to save Sakura from Orochimaru despite knowing that they're much weaker than he is. story, by designating certain chapters as having major twists. Chapter 39 and 40, however, shake things up with the revelations that spoiler:the antidote turns Sakura Christian and while Ronan was away, Sasuke took over his kingdom. "
 * Villain Ball: Orochiwhatever before he's [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome
 * Villain Exit Stage Left: The villains, especially Orochimaru, often
 * Villain Protagonist: Ronan, arguably. See Face Heel Revolving Door.
 * Villainous Breakdown: The Council in Chapter 68.
 * Villains Never Lie: Lampshaded with Orochimaru ("I KEW HE WAST LYING
 * Villains Out Shopping: Madara and Sasuke play some
 * Villains Want Mercy: [[spoiler: After Ronan defeats them, da Council
 * Wacky Wayside Tribe: Too many to count. Basically, everything that
 * Weaksauce Weakness:
 * spoiler:Madra is allergic to cats. [[[[Retcon It doesn't stop him
 * [[spoiler:Ronan and Sasuke are weak against music they don?t like
 * We Are Team Cannon Fodder: Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi contribute nothing
 * Wedding Smashers: Madara attacks Ronan at his wedding.
 * Wham! Episode: Jake tries to invoke this at various milestones in the
 * Wham! Line
 * Chapter 14: JAKE! U MUST KNOWETH SOMETHING! TALIANA! SHE IS
 * Chapter 39: "well, u c that was an anitdote 2 wake her up, but

"Madara:"YES! U WILL NEVR MAKE IT 2 DA COUMCOLS ROOM!"
 * This exchange.

Ronan: "THA COUNCIL? IM LOKING 4 SAKUR!"

Madara: "OH WELL DEN UR IN 4 A SURPRIS... 4 U C DIS IS THJE"

CUNCILS HEADQURTES!" "Female Council Member: "WE HAVE BEEN ARUND 4 EVR. U C... WE R"
 * And again in the next chapter

NOT JUST XTIANS ND FEMINSTS... WE R " "The Council: "WE WILL [[spoiler:BRIN SKURA BAK 2 LIF AS AN
 * In Chapter 49. Note that
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ATIEST]] IF U WIN THE KOBSUSI CORPATION ND U.S. GOVRMENT SPONERSD GTOURNENT TAT WE HAV ENTRED U IN!" "[[spoiler:Hello. Do not adjust your computer screen... for it is I,
 * Chapter 70
 * undefined"

Benji (that guy Jake bitches about all the time)]] Orochimaru, but in the next chapter, this is forgotten about and she's another of his prisoners. his behavior. midnight]]. Subverted. The "hero" of the fic, Ronan, is shot at several times with various weapons (including a bazooka).... they just don't have any effect. to not understanding the trope, does it in a highly unorthodox way that could be considered an inversion. It's implied that the blue wire for the is to be used as the detonation trigger. always revolve around bashing the critics, and often attempt to justify the Unfortunate Implications. based off Jake's notes. lesbian]] sluts sucking dick", "jizz on my glasses 4", and "i need to fart 8". The story's title itself could be thought of as this, assuming it isn't a reference to the song Vengeance's Revelation. Whatever that means. as a result of the author trying to make him seem more believable. He also establishes his God Mode Sue credentials by defeating Orochimaru when Team 7 fails. that he traveled back in time to the 1800s, and picked up this habit while there... presumably by picking up a poorly-edited antique copy of the King James Bible and refusing to leave his room for the remainder of the sojourn. Ronan are when his fic has very little in the way of logic. when spoiler: Sakura cheats on Ronan with Naruto (in fact, she has to engage in genital mutilation as punishment... which never happens when Ronan cheats. kills Ronan in Benji's chapter.]] the Kibusi Corporation, Madara and Taliana, although the latter two are later brought back]]. Kibusi Corporation]] Sakura and Mandy because Ronan has too much cum. Naturally, they get better, in one of the biggest examples of an Ass Pull the fic has ever given: ""but then i realized i had so much um inside me dat it would hert"
 * What Cliffhanger: At the end of Chapter 6, Mandy betrays the others to
 * What the Hell, Hero?: Edfred is the only one who tries to call out Ronan on
 * When the Clock Strikes Twelve: [[spoiler:Ronan will end the world at
 * Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him?:
 * Wire Dilemma: In the final chapter, although the author, possibly due
 * Word of God: There is an Author's Note in every chapter. They almost
 * Word of Saint Paul: Benji's post-series notes are this, although they are
 * Word Salad Title:
 * Ronan's porn films, which have the names "tight pussy [[No Bisexuals
 * There's also Chapter 47's title.... "saturway 2 big suckin cok".
 * The Worf Effect: Ronan starts losing more often midway through the fic,
 * Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Madra speaks like this. The author claims
 * You Keep Using That Word: The author keep talking up how "logical" he and
 * Your Cheating Heart: This is taken up to 11 in Chapter 22
 * You Are Better Than You Think You Are: Edfred to Sakura after [[spoiler: she
 * You Are Too Late:.
 * You Have Failed Me: [[spoiler:The Council does this to the president of
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: [[spoiler:The second President of the
 * Your Head Asplode: Expanding upon the Immodest Orgasm, this happens to

them if i cumed but it was 2 late i did and their heads exploded ecause of how much cum there was. i was devastded i didnt kno war 2 doo but it wasok i got a magican shobobi spell and made there head grew back" as effective as every other attack he attempts.]] frequently will close in on the Kibusi Corporation head or the Council, only for them to escape and for him to have to pursue them elsewhere.
 * Your Mom: Madara tries this on Ronan. [[The Worf Barrage It is precisely
 * Your Princess Is in Another Castle: Midway through the fic, Ronan
 * Yuri Fanboy: Ronan is one.

Tropes Associated With the Dramatic Readings
caption system. homo]]phobia, lack of logic, [[Annoying Younger Sibling disrespecting family]], killing [[Friend to All Living Things cats]]...pretty much everything. "*Throws copy of "The Female Eunuch" at Jake*"
 * Alt Text: Employed in Moid and Gecko's D Rs via the use of Youtube's
 * Berserk Button: Misogynism, [[Cure Your Gays

subculture". Jake believed Halo to be a much better game than Bio Shock. which was then quickly ruined by his spoiler: [[[[Why Won't You Die? almost instantaneous resurrection]]]]. ""I will never go away, Jake. I'm not gonna stop [reading] this"
 * A Gub-specific one is when the author starts "fucking with the BDSM
 * Big No: Moid (which was followed by Angrish), upon finding out that
 * Big Yes: Gub, Moid, and Gecko's reaction upon reading of
 * Corpsing: Any time the story becomes simply too ridiculous for them.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Both Moid and Gub.
 * Determinator: Gub. To quote:

fic until it's over." She ends up stuck in the fanfiction until Ronan is destroyed.]] much differently... car accident in Chaper 23, Gub tells him to go toward the "light" (in his case, to Fire and Brimstone Hell), but is disappointed when da cooger saves him. anyone who dislikes this fic dislikes anime. voicing Edfred and the voice from the crystal ball. mentions Harry Potter and Oedipus also disbelieved their prophecies, only for them to come true. that cheating is wrong unless Ronan is the one being cheated on. ""And then their heads imploded from a lack of oxygen""
 * Downer Ending: Gecko's alternative ending as an April Fools Day joke.
 * Driven to Suicide: Played for Laughs by each of them.
 * Flat What: Moid, all the time. Not that listeners/readers are reacting
 * Go Into the Light: After reading of Ronan being mortally wounded in his
 * Heroic BSOD: Both of them.
 * Insane Troll Logic: Moid uses this phrase when the author claims that
 * Laughing Mad: Occasionally.
 * Large Ham: The Moiderah, at all times. Gubgub lapses into this when
 * Mind Rape: What they're experiencing.
 * Prophecies Are Always Right: Discussed in Gub's reading, when she
 * Protagonist-Centered Morality: Inverted in Gubgub's reading. She says
 * Reality Ensues: Gub on a few occasions
 * On Ronan going into space with Sakura

""...never to return, because we got kicked out""
 * on Ronan leaving the stage after ejaculating on the audience.

directed toward Jake. occasionally saying he is coming back, has yet to do so. Gub, meanwhile, has been somewhat more prolific, but has been having increasingly large gaps inbetween updates. However, in a truly epic and bizarre coincidence, right after Gub started updating again in March, so did Moid; and they were then joined by a third dramatic reader, known as Gecko Ladie. Western Animation, though. Unto Evil sense. in accidental Ho Yay, and gets disappointed when he reminds everyone he's not gay
 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Almost every other episode of these has one
 * Schedule Slip: Moid stopped updating in August, 2011, and though
 * Shout-Out: Naturally. Mostly to Anime, other badfics, and
 * Sympathetic Adulterer: Gub describes Naruto as one, in a Pay Cheating
 * Throw the Book At Them: *throws copy of "The Female Eunuch" at Jake*
 * Yaoi Fangirl: Gub, in part. She gets excited whenever the author puts

...Naruto Veangance Revelaitons And here's a drinking game!]]