Severus Snape, Professor and Lover

""No Laa-Laa, don't be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!""

- Snape

Severus Snape, Professor and Lover is a crossover fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Severus Snape, bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach the Teletubbies. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....

As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of Comics Nix's tales.


 * A Date with Rosie Palms: Po Poo masturbates in a corner.
 * Alien Blood:
 * Anatomically-Impossible Sex: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers",  as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
 * Big No:
 * Breast Expansion:
 * Crack Fic
 * Crossover Ship: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
 * Gross-Out Show: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
 * Lemon: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
 * OOC
 * The Reveal:
 * Troll Fic
 * The Reveal:
 * Troll Fic
 * Troll Fic
 * Troll Fic