Incest Is Relative/Quotes

"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"

- Soichiro, Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami

"Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister.

Slap!

Mrs. Mulwray: She's my daughter.

Slap!

Mrs. Mulwray: My sister, my daughter.

Slap! Slap!

Gittes: I said I want the truth!

Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister and my daughter!"

- Chinatown

"The inbreeding takes up all of our time!"

- Patrice from 13 explaining why her hometown sucks

"Mayor Quimby: If anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.

Girl in bikini: But I AM your niece, Uncle Joe!

Mayor Quimby: Good Lord...I'm an abomination!"

- The Simpsons

"Is she your daughter or your estranged ex who lost a lot of weight?"

- The Nostalgia Chick on an uncomfortable subplot in The Babysitters Club

"Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"

- Conker, Conkers Bad Fur Day