Robin Hood (TV series)/Funny

The Crowning Moment of Funny page for the films, books and other media based around the legends of Robin Hood.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights has its own page.

The Adventures of Robin Hood
"Little John: He's well named Friar Tuck. It would take half the deer in Sherwood Forest to fill that cabin. Friar Tuck: And twice that to fill your empty head!"
 * "You speak treason!" (gigantic grin) "Fluently!"
 * Little John and Friar Tuck, sizeing each other up.

"Little John: (slams his staff onto Robins poor foot, Robin then starts dancing around on one foot) And here's your change! (waps Robin on the head with his staff)"
 * All the scenes with Much and Bess that aren't CMOH.
 * Little John winning the quarterstaff fight with Robin on the bridge.

Robin Hood (Disney)
"Little John: Hey, who's driving this flying umbrella?!?"
 * Lady Kluck taking down the guards NFL-style to the tune of the USC fight song and "On Wisconsin".
 * Heck, the ENTIRE fight/chase scene.

""Robin Hood?! I... get..." [groaning] "Robin Hood, I.. I... I want...""
 * "Don't worry, sheriff, the safety's on Old Betsy"
 * "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."
 * "I know my name! GET ON WITH IT!"
 * "Your traps just never work! And now look what you've done to your mother's castle!"
 * And the scene after that when Prince John screams and says, "Mommy," before he begins sucking his thumb again and then starts chasing Sir Hiss, trying to hit him with a stick that he was about to hit him with earlier before Hiss mentioned his mother.
 * Prince John talking in his sleep:

"Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you! Sir Hiss: (from inside of the beer barrel) Coming, coming. (laughs) For I'm a jolly good fellow, for I'm a jolly good fellow. (Prince John uncorks the barrel and Sir Hiss comes out) Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork was really Robin Hood!
 * Drunk Sir Hiss

Prince John: Robin Hood? (Sir Hiss nods as Prince John begins to laugh, until he screams and strangles Sir Hiss, before tying him in knots on a pole) Get out of that if you can."

Robin Hood (2010)
While this film's Robin Hood isn't exactly the jolly bandit of yore, the film is not totally without humour: "Robin: This is my wife, Lady Marion Loxley. Will Scarlet: Well played, Robin! A little rash, but...well played!"
 * Robin introduces Marion to the Merry Men:

"Mook: How far to York? Mook 2: Eighteen miles."
 * Robin has just commandeered a caravan, tied up the guards in one big bunch and sent them walking on their way:

"Robin: What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?"
 * Made even funnier by the riddle Robin had told the guards he would let them pass if they answered:

"King John: This is my first time! I shall lead! ... That's a lot of French."
 * At the final battle:

"John: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE!"
 * All of Little John's dialogue during the dance.

"Robin: A good knight. Marion: Yes, it was short but sweet. Robin: No, I meant he was a good knight..."
 * Marion has just told Robin about her first week of marriage with her husband.

"(Woodenly) Would you come to bed, dearest husband?"
 * Marion asking Robin to come to bed "nicely"(paraphrased):

Robin Hood (BBC)
"Sheriff: "No, you shot his deputy.""
 * "The Sherwood Avenger!"
 * "I shot the sheriff!"

"Sheriff: "We are talking about the same Guy? I mean, I've barely noticed he was missing.""
 * Robin ambushes the Sheriff in his own carriage to try and intimidate him, only to find the Sheriff has gotten a bit bored with the routine. "Oh, not now, Locksley." When he suggests he means business this time, the Sheriff just kicks him out.
 * When the Sheriff is about to have Roy's mother executed, Roy screams: "You'll go to hell for this!" The Sheriff looks bemused as he says: "What? Just for this?"
 * After Guy is held captive by the outlaws, Marian tells the Sheriff that they're willing to give him up in exchange for Djaq. When he seems reluctant, she reminds him that Guy is his friend, leading to this:


 * When Kate gets hit in the stomach with a dagger, collapses to the ground, and nobody notices her lying there for a good ten minutes. What. That wasn't meant to be funny?
 * "...Oh, they're just bells."

Other
"Little John: Why did I have to dance the man's part? I'm much prettier than you!
 * From Jessica Puller's Robin Hood: The Pantomime:

Alan A Dale: That's a conversation we'll have to have later..."

"Alan:"
 * You know what? The whole  bit, just in general.