Sonata Arctica/Haiku

Behold, I was bored: The album "Reckoning Night" Summed up in haiku

1. I was born too late Life sucks so I write stories I'm a misplaced man

2. Was too blind to see You were clingy and whiny I'm blinded no more?

3. "Ain't Your Fairytale": Overhunt, wolves will eat you Don't mess with nature

4. Intermission time! Piano solo sounds like Caleb's addled mind

5. In "Don't Say A Word" Stalker With a Crush becomes Violent and jealous

6. Puppet-master creep And reverse-Pinocchio Overlong title

7. "My Selene": the guy finds dream girl- literally Ends with suicide?

8. Father was a thief I'm not like him, I'm different! I'm an arsonist

9. The lighthouse goes out "White Pearl" crash; black oceans Rise and swallow me

10. Last, "Shamandalie" Obligatory ballad Even I go "Aww..."

11. What the... Bonus track! "To Create A Warlike Feel"? Yeah, that's what it does.

"-- User:Bound By The Moon"

I shall do the same For the album of Silence Summed up in Haiku.

1. Everything it has to give The most beautiful music Silence is golden.

2. In "Weballergy" The lies cover up the truth. You think you have it now?

3. False News Travals Fast Life wrecked by the haunting lies And i'm still your man.

4. Stalker With a Crush In "The End of This Chapter" Shows his true colors.

5. Live with the Black Sheep You can never escape, now. Is this a rape song?

6. The Land of the Free Is a true utopia But we can't reach it.

7. A cheating girlfriend And a Dark and Troubled Past Culminate in this.

8. Epic war of love Sun of San Sebastian The girl dies, I live.

9. Peer pressure and death Cause you to sing in silence Ends with suicide.

10. Ah, Revontulet! Silence's instrumental Nothing but awesome.

11. Epic Tear Jerker Tallulah, the Break Up Song Love is cruel sometimes.

12. The wolf and raven Will teach you a thing or two About servitude.

13. The Power of One A man fights the entire world. This is an epic song.

"-- User:Saroth Cyngus"