Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead



"Humans... the other white meat... Unless you're black, then it's dark meat... Or if you are Asian, then it's yellow meat... Or if you are Native American, it's red meat..."

- Tagline

Arbie and Wendy just finished high school. They celebrate it by having sex on a burial ground of a local Tromahawk tribe, and during the act they promise that while Wendy is leaving town to study, they will stay true to each other. A year later, Arbie meets Wendy again, on a protest the American Chicken Bunker fast-food net's intrusions against rich cultural history of the area and their slaughter of millions of innocent chickens. But alas -- in the meantime, she became left-wing Lipstick Lesbian liberal. In disgust over it, and to spite his ex-girlfriend, Arbie gets a job at the American Chicken Bunker. One problem: that transgression against local cultural history? It's built on that Indian burial ground.

It's a Troma movie, and it says all.

This movie contains examples of:

 * B-Movie
 * Body Horror: People turning into chicken zombies are only one example.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: When it's discovered the Indian chicken zombies are vulnerable to alcohol, Arbie turns straight to the camera and gives a speech acknowledging the misery the introduction of alcohol brought to Native American communities.
 * Burger Fool
 * Fan Service: plenty of it, and perhaps even more of...
 * Fan Disservice: Mikki, Wendy's "girlfriend" looks like a turkey a week after Thanksgiving, before you boil it for soup. This is a Lloyd Kaufman movie. Needless to say, we will see her topless, whether we want to or not.
 * Fat Sweaty Southerner in A White Suit: The ACB guy.
 * Gorn
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: Famous porn star Ron Jeremy appears in The Cameo, as the cassandraic doomsayer.
 * Indian Burial Ground
 * Meaningful Name: All the main characters are named after fast-food chains.
 * The Musical: That's right. It's a musical.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: American Chicken Bunker and its KFC Colonel-Expy.
 * Our Zombies Are Different: Two words: Chicken zombies.
 * Portmantitle
 * Raising the Steaks
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Refuge in Vulgarity
 * Title of the Dead
 * To Serve Man: The chickens get their revenge!
 * Weaksauce Weakness: The chicken zombies are vulnerable to alcohol, since they're actually the Native American chicken zombies.