Would Hurt a Child/Quotes

""The thing I hate about pedophiles is that they give other child killers a bad name. Like there's no other reason to kill a kid. I mean, what if he looked at you wrong? That's why if I ever have to kill a kid, I'm doing it from a safe distance with a sniper rifle. That way people will know I'm not some kind of sicko.""

- Comedian John Steinberg

""Fourth Hokage...Minato. Back away from the jinchuuriki or your son dies at the ripe old age of one minute.""

- Madara Uchiha, Naruto

"Mal: I don't murder children. The Operative: I do. If I have to."

- Serenity

"The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.

Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder.

[Beat]

The Boulder: ...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!"

- Avatar: The Last Airbender

""Well it appears that I have swated a bee and squashed a bug.""

- Megatron on, Transformers Prime

"''"You'd think to children, I'd be cuter No, I was their biggest executor Used their guts to read the future Says here I should get a job as a school tutor"''"

- Elagabalus, Horrible Histories, "The Evil Emperors' Song"

""So iCarly loses a few viewers? So fucking what?""

- Red Mist/Motherfucker, Kick-Ass.

""I really do like kids. They don't leave much of a mess.""

- Dodoria, Dragon Ball Abridged

"Goku: You're a heartless monster who slaughters everyone in his way - even children! Freeza: Oh, please. Everyone's always on about "the children". I already tried leaving them alive, but all they ever do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish, but then who's the villain?"

- Dragon Ball Abridged

"Smith: And you must be the last exile. Sati: The Oracle told me about you. Smith: (amused) Really? What did she say about me? Sati: That you were a bad man. Smith: Oooh, I'm not so bad...once you get to know me."

- The Matrix

"Maikos: We were attacked. Richard: We had provisions for that. Maikos: The town fell quickly. Richard: Did you do as I asked with all the women and children? Maikos: Yes, my lord. But the catapult could only fire four of them at a time."

- Looking for Group

""Listen, like I told your captain, the orphanage attacked me! It was self defense!""

- Richard, Looking for Group

""Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.""

- Elastigirl, The Incredibles