Bayonetta/Funny

"Luka: Is that cat your friend? Cereza: Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. *holds her doll up* Isn't he cute? Luka: *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name..."
 * Luka and Cereza's escape from near death on Isle del Sol, complete with Audible Gleam - for Luka, Cereza, and her doll, Cheshire!
 * Luka's awkward silence in response to the name of Cereza's toy cat.

"Enzo: HEY!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET! You can't take me like this! It's against regulations, I tell ya!!"
 * The finishing move for the Golem enemy. Bayonetta summons Hekatoncheir, a bunch of massive disembodied arms with super strength, and it proceeds to toss the Golem around like it's a volleyball...until the third pair of arms miss it. As soon as it misses, the music completely stops as the Golem falls and lands on the ground, with the same SFX as that of a lightweight ball (the Golem even bounces lightly like a ball, even though it's made of solid [magic] metal). Hekatoncheir pauses... Then the music kicks back in as it settles for just punching the shit out of the Golem until it's destroyed.
 * When Bayonetta meets Luka at the Sun and Moon valley, she tackles him to save him from a falling piece of the scenery. Instead of being surprised or scared, Luka is way too busy copping a feel of Bayonetta's ass. The best part? It's all in slow-mo.
 * Bayonetta drawing on Luka's face with her lipstick while she's invisible to him.
 * The angel carrying Enzo away in the prologue.

" : I swear, this is the last time I cosplay!"
 * The ending scene.

"Bayonetta: If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! (Beat) Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible..."
 * The Beloved who falls for Cereza. His entire "romance" lasts one fight, but the sheer awkwardness of it will last all of Cereza's life.
 * Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.


 * Cereza grabbing Bayonetta's ribbon when she turns to walk away in the same scene.
 * Cereza's attempts to mimic Bayonetta's pose when she's leaning against a wall with her arms folded is both hilarious and utterly adorable.
 * Then there's Cereza's little Asskicking Pose that she performs when she's talking to Luka in the same scene.
 * Luka's Precision F-Strike in the helicopter scene. It's preceded by him ogling Bayonetta's wet breasts, and followed by the camera zooming in on Luka's face, Cheshire, and Bayonetta's cleavage.
 * The first time Bayonetta wrecks Enzo's car. Her facial expression is priceless.
 * Bayonetta outdancing her "imposter"...and then said imposter revealing its true form after a quick fight.
 * Depending on your sense of humour, using a torture attack on the Joys for the first time. Probably because it comes the fuck out of nowhere.
 * Chapter VII. Between Bayonetta's Precision F-Strike-laced sarcasm and her abuse of the Fearlesses (especially the last one), the only thing that won't get you laughing is the boss fight.
 * Most of Rodin's one-liners when you enter The Gates of Hell.