Friend or Foe?/Quotes

"Maxim 5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. Maxim 15: Only you can prevent friendly fire."

- Schlock Mercenary, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

"The crayons pictured above are from the 32-color "Dogs of War" set from Cryhavocolor, and nice people wouldn't know that this set's high price comes from the FOG OF WAR GREY crayon. It costs more to manufacture, because it's carefully marbled with hidden chips of WHOSE BLOOD IS THIS RED and CEASE FRIENDLY FIRE IT'S US FOR THE LOVE OF YELLOW."

- Schlock Mercenary, The Rant from December 8, 2014