What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?/Quotes

""It's interesting how all the things that should have been made on drugs probably didn't involve any.""

- Brad Jones, Bibleman

""You suddenly decide 'Hey! The people who made this show must have been out of it, yeah, I mean it's so fucking trippy they must have been on something, right?', all of which is: a) an insult to the imagination of the creators and b) patent bullshit (...) Get someone on acid to make a stop-motion animation and you'll be lucky if they don't try to climb inside the face of the nearest plasticine model and drive it through a lilac Stargate.""

- Charlie Brooker, Screenwipe

"I read a review below me and im shaking my head. Why is EVERY song in the world about drugs? It has NOTHING to do with drugs whatsoever. ALL songs are never about drugs unless it's obvious. Drugs act as inspiration, not a topic for the song sop drug references in music may be present. That doesnt mean its about drugs. Good lord. I'm sick of all you people who think artists write about drugs. Uness the song is 'hits from the bong.' or 'dr green thumb.' or more rap related or 'cocaine.' etc... its not about drugs. If a song is about drugs. You'll know, not think. God this reminds me of the time someone told me Third eye by tool was about drugs. My response? You sir... are an idiot. Because only idiots judge what a song is about.. and only hear like 25% of the lyrics."

- Anonymous, on "Dare" by Gorillaz

"-Have you ever taken drugs? -Nothing serious. Just aspirin, Tylenol and Flintstones chewable vitamins."

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Ask Al"

""I don't need no THC, 'cause I've not yet even begun to see the limits of my natural, sober delirium.""

- Neil Cicierega

""You're probably thinking I'm gonna blame this on drugs and alcohol. I probably should, but nope, we were all stone-cold-sober when we made this.""

- Noah Antwiler, The Spoony Experiment on "Spooning With Spoony"

""A happy bowling ball just opened its brain to eat a cherry served by a fish in a tuxedo. What refreshing blend of illegal substances and narcotics must the developer have consumed while creating this masterpiece?""

- LeesusFreak on Mitoza

"Luigi: I think Miyamoto was high as shit when he thought of us, though. Mario: What makes you think that? Luigi: Think about it, Mario. We're fucking plumbers wearing red and green hats, we're trying to save a hot princess from a dinosaur-turtle, and to stay alive, we have to eat mushrooms."

- Hey Mario

""I don't do drugs. I am drugs.""

- Salvador Dali