So Bad It's Horrible/Film

""Oh my God... this movie exists.""

- The Cinema Snob

Can you believe that somebody paid the equivalent of $10 U.S. to see these movies in theaters (or paid about $30 U.S. to watch them at home)? Yeah, we couldn't either. Somebody made these films which, to put it kindly, didn't turn out so well.

Important Note: Merely being offensive in its subject matter, a Box Office Bomb, or a film you don't plain like is not sufficient. Hard as it is to imagine at times, there is a market for all types of deviancy, no matter how small a niche it is. It has to fail to appeal even to that niche to qualify as this. (If you're unsure whether it belongs here or not, visit the discussion page and give us your input. Otherwise, if it's something you just plain don't like, please don't shoehorn it in, this isn't a page for complaining about things that fail to you.)

Second Important Note: It isn't a Horrible film just because anyone from That Guy With The Glasses and/or any other Caustic Critic reviewed it. There needs to be independent evidence, such as actual critics (emphasis on plural) for example, to list it. (Though once it is listed, they can provide the detailed review.)

Repeat Offenders
Listed by last name or company, in alphabetical order.

""Probability dictates that every now and then, a totally clueless director like Hal Warren or Tony Malanowski might punch through and end up making one of the worst movies ever just by pure chance, but to make three of them clearly requires active hatred towards paying audiences.""
 * The Asylum: Low-end production company infamous for familiar-sounding Mockbusters — low-budget "remakes" of popular films with suspiciously similar titles. Most of their films end up going direct to Syfy; they still qualify for their rare theatrical releases. They specialize in making cheap Follow the Leader films; apparently, the only way they can get people to watch their films is to trick them into it and throw in a few moments of gratuitous nudity. They have a habit of failing to provide sources for the gushing quotes on the DVD cases. And do not get us started with their arrogant behavior. Examples:
 * Mega Piranha: A knock-off of Piranha 3D that's painfully boring with special effects akin to early PS2 graphics, a terrible script, and horrible acting.
 * Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus: From the title, one would expect a hilarious sci-fi B-movie where two giant polystyrene monsters fight, taking half the world's population with them. In reality...it's just dull. The acting's predictably terrible, the script's weak, the titular "fight" only lasts for two minutes at the end, and the one hilariously brilliant scene (the one where the shark manages to jump up to airline-cruising altitude and takes a bite out of a jet) isn't brilliant enough to redeem it.
 * It has a sequel, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. At least that film featured a little more giant-monsters-smashing-stuff-and-wailing-on-each-other this time.
 * Snakes on a Train. The film is boring, extremely dull, the dialogue is extremely clunky (especially the racist remarks from the redneck at the very beginning), which is especially a total annoyance since the film is just essentially boring conversation scene after boring conversation scene on the train. Not even the few minutes of topless women in the middle was enough to save it. As for the titular snakes, there's one that appears in a very dark lit shot about 20 minutes into the movie (you have to essentially squint to see it), a few garter snakes coming out of a woman's arm, and there's about maybe 17 small pythons or corn snakes in the last 5 minutes, and they don't attack anyone (thus proving the "1000 venomous vipers" claim on the cover to be a complete lie). The closest the film gets to snakes fucking shit up is when the people get off the train, and the female protagonist turns into some fake CG viper and devours the train, then suddenly mysteriously vanishes into a weird lightning flashing sky or whatever. Never has 80 minutes felt so much like 3 hours.
 * Transmorphers: No, not Transformers — Transmorphers. It's painfully boring and the writing is bad, but the worst things about it by far are the special effects and audio. The robots start out like something out of a PS1 cutscene and only get worse as the movie goes on. There's missing sound effects, which lead to sensory-screwing scenes where things explode silently. Also, the first round of DVDs had the audio sync slowly get worse as the movie went on to the point where it was off by over a second. They Just Didn't Care.
 * Despite the misleading title, Transmorphers isn't a Transformers knockoff...but a Terminator knockoff. Making things just that little bit more bizarre, when The Asylum eventually produced an actual Terminator knockoff (The Terminators, released at the same time as Terminator Salvation), it actually owed more to Battlestar Galactica than it did any of the Terminator films.
 * They also have forayed into Christian-oriented "entertainment", releasing a film called Sunday School Musical. Besides the obvious ripping to High School Musical, the film is too light in the religious content (despite being obviously oriented to the Christian public and the plot being about a competition of church choral groups), and the script is rife with Unfortunate Implications (an example: all the "good" musicians in the story are African-American). Film Brain and Todd in the Shadows explain it further
 * Coleman Francis: Author of Mystery Science Theater 3000 classics The Beast of Yucca Flats (which for a few enters So Bad It's Good territory), The Skydivers, and Red Zone Cuba (unanimously considered unwatchable without riffing). As The Agony Booth said about him:


 * Happy Madison Productions: Adam Sandler's production company, has given us a lot of Guilty Pleasures, but has also inflicted on us these stinkers:
 * Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011), quite possibly the worst film to ever come out of Happy Madison Productions. Even the trailer's completely puerile and obnoxious. The plot (about a farm boy who finds out that his conservative, uptight parents were once porn stars) feels like a bad Saturday Night Live sketch drawn out to feature length; seemingly every joke's about sex and/or penises (specifically, Bucky's small one), and the acting rivals such greats as The Room and Plan 9 from Outer Space. Currently holds a 2.9 on IMDb and 0% at Rotten Tomatoes. At no point did it recover a full fifth of its budget, or even break the box office top ten. Advertising was stopped within a weekend.
 * As Yahoo put it best during their review of the 2011 Year In Review: Best and Worst Movie Posters: "This poster makes you want to demand your money back for the ticket you didn't buy for the movie you didn't see."
 * How about the fact it was nominated six times at the Razzies but it even failed to "win" at that. The Razzies instead went to...
 * Jack And Jill (2012), an abysmal 'comedy' starring Adam Sandler (Acting for Two as a set of estranged twins), is nothing more than a single (already unfunny) joke stretched out to feature length. 'Jokes' consist of an endless barrages of lowbrow gags, many of which are recycled from previous Sandler films. The film set a new record at the Razzies, winning in all 10 categories (and even being nominated multiple times for two of those categories), a first for the Razzies. By comparison, even Battlefield Earth, the previous "most Razzies" record-holder, only won seven in the year it was eligible for nomination, then another for "Worst 'Drama' of Our First 25 Years" in 2005, and yet another for "Worst Picture of the Decade" in 2010.
 * The Master of Disguise (2002), meant to be Dana Carvey's Career Resurrection's ticket, became its Career Killer instead. In theory this was a family film specially designed to showcase Carvey's talent for imitation and mimicry; in practice, is was a dull movie with a incredibly childish plot full of inappropriate jokes and tired stereotypes, and the disguises and imitations by the main character range from boring to very horrible. Carvey's character is meant to be a bit of an idiot hero, but instead comes as completely moronic walking stereotype of Italians. Critic savaged it. The Nostalgia Critic reviewed it, suffering each minute of its footage and its overextended Credits Gags.
 * Pixels (2015) is an action-comedy starring Sandler (among others) and based on French filmmaker Patrick Jean's 2010 short film of the same name. It's also an unfunny, abysmal wreck of a film that may well mark an even lower nadir for Sandler's career. The writing and jokes are forced and hackneyed. The special effects are likewise hollow, while the characters are at once unlikable and virtually recycled from every other Sandler movie. It also tries hard to cash in on contemporary nostalgia for The Eighties and video game arcades from that decade, but comes across as ignorant if not insulting to both. To the surprise of a few it was panned by many critics, with a 17% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. More than a handful of gamers also expressed disdain, with The Escapist's Matthew Parkinson highlighting how the premise was completely wasted. Chris Stuckmann also has quite a few scathing comments about how sloppy the whole farce is.


 * Ulli Lommel: German director whose career dates back to the early 1970s, gaining mainstream attention in 1980 with The Boogeyman (the second sequel to which, Return of the Boogeyman, also falls under this) which they mention on the cover of all his DVDs, apparently hoping people confuse it with the Sam Raimi produced one. Though most of his stuff was never well-recieved critically, it seems that it didn't turn full-on Horrible until about 2004, when he began churning out a long line of Direct to Video, No Budget, shameless Mockbuster horror flicks and true crime films that rated less than Boll even when the latter was at his worst. They include:
 * Daniel: Der Zauberer, starring Daniel Küblböck (he finished 5th in the German version of American Idol). There's No Budget, and the plot's incomprehensible — for instance, the protagonist's dead grandfather (played by Lommel himself) is the "Zauberer", not Daniel, and is running around in the world of the living for no clear reason. The German mafia wants to kill Daniel, also for no clear reason. Neither of the major characters are likable, and Küblböck as Daniel is spectacularly bad; he shows here why he was voted "Germany's Most Annoying Man" two years in a row. Apparently, when a theatre decided to show a large portion of it as an unannounced special preview, the audience rioted. The film has regularly been in the "top" five or so on IMDb's Bottom 100 since it was released, and has occupied the number one spot on more than a few occasions. Küblböck himself eventually distanced from this film and agreed on it being one of the worst things ever filmed.
 * The Tomb. It claims to be an adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's short story The Tomb, but it's a ripoff of Saw. The story's about some people wandering around in a tomb where they were trapped by some guy and have been tortured. They keep finding other torture victims, who all die. Excited yet? That's an educated guess of the plot. The sound recording's inexcusable, obscuring the dialogue and often slipping out of sync. It has wooden acting, a nauseating Jittercam, dollar-store props, and one scene with a man who is supposed to be jogging but doesn't even try to look like it. This is probably the worst "adaptation" of Lovecraft ever filmed. Oh, and the ending makes no sense.
 * Zodiac Killer, the first of Lommel's modern true crime films, is a Mockbuster of The Zodiac, which was also re-released around the same time as the cinematic release of David Fincher's Zodiac. In other words, a Mockbuster of a Mockbuster. Poor production values and performances abound, as does Critical Research Failure (DSM IV is a book about psychiatric disorders, not a disorder itself) and gratuitous stock footage, gratuitous scenes, and obviously-improvised dialogue, all of which drag on. There's pretense in spades, with Unfortunate Implications such as the killer comparing serial killers to all members of the armed forces, and ranting about wanting to join the military so he can kill who he wants when he wants without fear of repercussions. It later had a pseudo-prequel known as Curse of the Zodiac, which somehow garnered even worse reviews, with one stating it seemed like it was made "by an epileptic with Tourette's".


 * Sean McNamara: Not to be confused with the Nip Tuck character, he's a producer and director specialized in tween entertainment, often of the Lowest Common Denominator category. While he has produced successful TV series for Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, his film work is consistently mediocre, with these things at the bottom of the barrel:
 * 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998). This movie, starring Hulk Hogan as a TV hero, falls flat with a family-friendly Die Hard on an X plot. Other flaws the film had were the plot's Fridge Logic, the Special Effects Failure, and much worse acting than the first three films (which were decent). The film was a flop — it grossed only $375,805, scored 2.4 on the IMDb scale, and was an Ink Stain Adaptation. McNamara single-handedly torpedoed the possibility of any sequel or remake to be made in the near future.
 * The Bratz movie (2007) (based on the popular toyline), became notorious for being filled with idiotic dialogue, plot holes, and countless Unfortunate Implications of the racist variety. It bombed in the box office and earned Razzie nominations. Nathan Rabin of The AV Club declared that it "is why terrorists hate [America]". See the Nostalgia Chick review here.


 * Nick Millard (aka Nick Philips): Specifically, his films Criminally Insane, Crazy Fat Ethel, Death Nurse and Death Nurse 2. Criminally Insane is the original movie and is not in itself Horrible—if you like 1970s exploitation films, it might be okay. The sequels, Crazy Fat Ethel and the Death Nurse movies, come a decade later, are Horrible, and for the most part mix footage from the first film and Stock Footage. Only Crazy Fat Ethel is a direct sequel. The four films together are four hours worth of one film with, according to The Cinema Snob, 3 hours total footage; Crazy Fat Ethel is half stock footage from the original film, and the Death Nurse films are each one-quarter from Criminally Insane. One scene is used in all four, and there's one scene of stock footage flashbacking composed, itself, of stock footage... They all use the same five or six actors, and each film has the same credits sequences.
 * The movies still collapse on their own (de)merits. The first one might be a Guilty Pleasure if you're in a forgiving mood, but the other films are just plain bad. They're shot on bad video with terrible quality, the actors are awful, and the scripts are so stock and so linear that the stories (story?) are like 10-minute skits stretched out to an hour in a way that makes Star Trek the Motion Picture look fast-paced. Both Death Nurse films end the same way. The editing is so bad it defies description. The "star" actress that played Crazy Fat Ethel, Priscilla Alden, is not good at acting and plays the same character in every picture, a crazy fat broad who gently taps people with a plastic fake knife about the chest and back. See the Cinema Snob's reviews of the Death Nurse films here and here.
 * Along with the post-Criminally Insane Priscilla Alden films, he also made a number of other poorly received flicks, such as Doctor Bloodbath, .357 Magnum, a loose adaptation of The Turn of the Screw and the admittedly awesomely titled Dracula in Vegas.


 * Vince Offer: While well loved for the creative way he promotes ShamWows and Slap Chops, among another infomercial products, his attempts to get a cinematographic career have been less than successful.
 * Before his infomercial career he directed The Underground Comedy Movie (1999), a painfully boring and unfunny attempt at Refuge in Vulgarity, with guest stars such as Slash (then of Guns N' Roses fame), Joey Buttafuoco, and Michael Clarke Duncan, of all people.
 * InAPPropriate Comedy (2013), a sequel featuring Michelle Rodriguez, Adrien Brody, and Lindsay Lohan, is just as awful, maybe worse. Not only tried to compete with Movie 43 (itself in this page), but also recycled material of his previous film, and the framing device (the sketchs being "apps" and "podcasts") show profound technology ignorance. Has 1% in Metacritic.


 * Derek Savage: Writer, producer and director (in)famous for his Cool Cat series of books as well as for his treatment of copyright. His direct-to-DVD movies, all of which self-made, are also known for their appalling quality that must be seen to be believed:
 * Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015) is arguably the most notorious and well-known of his portfolio. Ostensibly about the titular Cool Cat trying to stop Butch the Bully from harming his friends, the movie has an Idiot Plot wherein everyone has the Idiot Ball; even then, it manages to screw that up as there's little to no real pacing or continuity to speak of. That's not getting to the subpar acting, Cool Cat himself coming across as a desperate Mary Sue and its supposed lessons either forgotten halfway through or morphed into bizarre Space Whale Aesops. It's little surprise then how this glorified vanity project Gone Horribly Wrong garnered 3.7 on IMDb. Here's Bobsheaux suffering through it, and I Hate Everything's attempt to watch the whole thing.


 * Chester Novell Turner: There are two films by him. Both of them are poorly produced, both of them have much of the dialogue drowned out by ambient noise or the synthesized soundtrack, and one of them involves dollfucking. The other is a terrible anthology. That the guy shares his name with a notorious serial killer doesn't really help either.
 * Black Devil Doll was so horrifyingly bad that The Cinema Snob still refers to it (and Novell Turner) with terror. The Spanish website Cinecutre wrote a hilariously scathing review of it, where they qualified the movie as "Fitting for showing it at Guantanamo", and the nicest thing they could say about watching it was that they were genuinely mesmerized by its disquieting atmosphere, but only because they expected that the movie were interrupted by the police arresting everyone involved.

1940s

 * The Babe Ruth Story (1948), a biopic about the legendary baseball player, is considered the nadir against which every bad biopic is measured. Cynically rushed on its production to be released before the decease of its subject, and boy does it show. The role of Ruth was given to a complete unknown who represented him from age 18 to his nearest final moments looking forty-something all the way. The tone of the film was saccharine and hagiographic to the extreme, portraying the baseball player as a saintly man-child with a "gee-shucks" attitude, very in odds with Ruth's real personality. It has a couple of scenes where Ruth cures little kids from their illness by connecting a home-run within their general presence or by merely waving them back, and those were filmed as even more glurgey than we describe here. The Cinema Snob did a review of this shameless pity-grab.


 * Child Bride (1943), an exploitation film with Moral Guardian pretensions set in the wilderness of the Ozarks, is often considered one of the worst ones of its kind ever made. Directed by Harry Revier, its supposed appeal against child marriage and "honest" look into the lives of "back-yonder-folk" doesn't mask how simultaneously sleazy, hypocritical and patronizing it is. If the nigh condescending portrayal of rednecks and the deepest parts of the Deep South that would make Deliverance look like yuppies don't do the trick, the infamous skinny dipping scene by a 12-year-old girl will. In other words, the film is everything wrong with Reefer Madness amplified and minus any of the redeeming Narm, not to mention is still remembered today for the aforementioned skinny dipping scene. Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy couldn't bear to feature it in their show, Murphy even saying that he needed "a good cry and a shower" after watching it. Here's The Cinema Snob proving their point.

1950s
""Rock climbing, Joel.""
 * Lost Continent (1951). Cesar Romero and rock climbing. The movie concerns a group of rock climbers who are rock climbing to find rock climbing. On the way, we see them rock climbing for a good half of the rock-climbing movie. They stop rock climbing. Then they start rock climbing. They make it to the top of the rock (climbing) and find poorly-done dinosaurs...uh...being dinosaurs, but then they remember rock climbing, almost immediately turn around, and mountain traverse back down. Whatever good cast it have is wasted in the rock climbing. Mystery Science Theater 3000 covered it:


 * The Conqueror (1956) an epic film portraying the life of Genghis Khan, is a gem of WTF Casting, as it starred John Wayne as the Mongol conqueror and the redheaded Susan Hayward as a Tatar princess. The Yellowface in the cast is the minor of its problems, as most people of the era would have forgiven it has Wayne not interpreted his character as an Asian version of his cowboy type. Howard Hughes, its producer, after seeing the film bought all the copies possible and forbid it from showing on TV until 1974, and its bombing killed Hughes' ilustrious movie producer career. Nowadays it's better known by its Troubled Production, which involved filming near a former (and still irradiated) nuclear test site, which allegedly caused or accelerated the cancers who took the life of a good chunk of its stars and crew.

1960s

 * Godzilla's Revenge (1969) (aka All Monsters Attack) is considered by fans to be the worst Godzilla film within the original Japanese franchise. The sad thing? Ishiro Honda, the director of what are considered the best Godzilla films (Gojira, Mothra vs. Godzilla, King Kong vs. Godzilla, and Destroy All Monsters), also directed this mess. The film's panned for its insanely-childish storyline, for Minya sounding like a drunken Goofy, and for 90% of the film being poorly-edited stock footage.


 * Fun in Balloon Land (1965) is one of the stranger pieces of American regional cinema that's also considered to be one of the worst films ever made. Released by a long-defunct balloon company with little much else known about its creation, everything about the movie is either inexplicable or unintentional Nightmare Fuel if not plain irredeemably bad. Right off the bat, it opens with a slipshod theme song that's painful to the ears. What little Excuse Plot that's present (involving a young child wandering around a large warehouse with various props and balloons hastily set up) covers only about 15 minutes or so of its runtime, the rest being running commentary of a Thanksgiving parade in Philadelphia that borders on nonsensical. Combined with atrocious acting, No Budget and the camerawork of a degraded Zapruder film, the end result could be charitably described as anything but fun. It's no wonder why this garnered a 1.1 on IMDb, and has both caught the ire of Riff Trax (as seen here) and made The Cinema Snob suffer.

"Narrator: Suddenly, there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with the shadows and darkness."
 * Monster a Go-Go! (1965). Its original director, Bill Rebane, ran out of money while making the film and left it half-finished in 1961. Four years later, Herschell Gordon Lewis was looking for a B-movie to release with Moonshine Mountain; he found this, shot new footage of sitting around and talking, and released it. This led to an awkward movie that even fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 found hard to sit through, riffing included. The film's filled with replacement actors, Take Our Word for It moments, scenes with a taller-than-average man with an acne problem as the monster, and one of the strangest twist endings ever. The heroes are hunting for some vague spaceman monster thing in some subway tunnels, and then this:


 * ...So there was no monster after all. False alarm, sorry to make you sit through the movie, have a nice day. Please stop asking what happened to all the people the monster killed, there was no monster! It's like a dadaist anti-movie...except instead of making us question our conceptions about beauty and what makes a good movie, it sucks.
 * The team of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 has stated that, yes, they believe this to be the worst film they ever featured.


 * My Baby is Black! (1961) is a French exploitation film ostensibly about the evils of racism and interracial love conquering all. Its pretentious goals and delivery however are marred by inept execution, with a dragging plot, terrible acting and tons of filler that don't contribute to said plot. Not to mention a muddled, nonexistent aesop, given how the supposed racism and discrimination being highlighted is barely even present save for the occasional grumpy looks and mild annoyances. The end result renders the whole film simultaneously boring and meaningless. Here's The Cinema Snob's review of it.


 * The Starfighters (1964), another common candidate for "films that are almost unwatchable even on Mystery Science Theater 3000", echoes the title of a So Bad It's Good Sci Fi film as sheep's clothing to lure in the viewer. It details the lives of US Air Force pilots as they...don't do anything. Scenes of routine flight tests, mundane conversations about corn detasseling, and a half-assed romantic angle that doesn't go anywhere are what pass for the plot of what may be one of the most boring movies ever made about the military. A popular "game" when watching the film is to defy the person next to you to name a single character by the film's halfway point.
 * As one YouTube user said, "If I were in the Airforce, and it was actually this boring, I would pray for a war to break out, just so I could finally get some action--or get killed. Either would be better than this."


 * They Saved Hitlers Brain (1968) takes B-movie badness to previously uncharted regions. The bulk of the film is confusing exposition about Hitler's brain, which doesn't appear until near the end. Not even the car chase that switches from night to day is enough to keep you entertained. The reason for this is pretty simple — the money ran out after half the film was shot, then set aside for ten years until another director acquired it and filmed enough completely unconnected footage to pad the movie to feature length. For some reason, it didn't occur to him to add more scenes with Hitler's brain, which is the only part of the movie that isn't painfully boring. The Cinema Snob has also taken a look into it.

1970s

 * Bat Pussy (1973) is as much an enigma as one of the worst pornographic films ever created; even after its chance discovery sometime in The Nineties, nothing is known of where and when exactly this was shot, let alone who were involved. Ostensibly a parody of the 1960s Batman show, Bat Pussy is notorious for its utterly inept cinematography, the lack of any noticeable budget, unappealing actors (particularly the hillbillies named "Sam" and "Buddy"), the sex scenes themselves being painfully impotent and the titular heroine hopping past a freeway on a ball. The movie, for its failures at every level, has been panned by numerous outlets and reviewers, with AVManiacs' Matthew Allison describing it as "anti-porn." The Cinema Snob has also covered it.


 * Black Rage (aka, Charcoal Rage and Catch the Black Sunshine) (1972) is an exploitation film about two slave brothers in the Antebellum Deep South searching for treasure while escaping their white masters. Directed by and starring Chris Robinson, it's infamous for him playing an "albino" black guy in what could be described as Blackface without the Blackface, and not particularly well at that. The rest of the movie meanwhile suffers from shoddy camera work, an Idiot Plot with plot holes that anyone with a right mind could easily solve and sub-par acting. The result is an abysmal trainwreck of a film that fails on all counts. Aside from a ludicrously bad VHS cover this would have floundered in relative obscurity if not for The Cinema Snob.


 * Moment by Moment (1978), starring Lily Tomlin and a fresh-out-of-Saturday Night Fever John Travolta, is considered one of the worst romantic movies ever. Whether it's the dull pacing, the chemistry between Tomlin and Travolta being off if not borderline nonexistent (which isn't helped by the latter's age difference), the fact that both of them looked similar enough that they seemed like brother and sister, or a script that's more insipid than intimate, it's no wonder why this film won a Stinker Award for Worst On-Screen Couple and eventually scored a 2.8 on IMDb. Aside from having a song that's managed to stay in the airwaves longer than the movie it was made for (in addition to having no substantial re-releases in home video), it would have largely stayed obscure and forgotten today if not for The Cinema Snob unearthing it for his review; Brad Jones is on record as describing it as an anti-Valentine's movie, a feat only matched by both the 1981 and 2014 versions of Endless Love.


 * Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny is a 1972 children's film that would probably be unknown if it weren't for The Agony Booth. Ice cream never appears in the movie, and most of the film is a hideously-poor adaptation of Thumbelina; Santa and that bunny are a mind-numbing Framing Device to kill time. The opening frame consists of a sweaty Santa having children bring all manner of local farm animals in attempts to roust his sleigh out of a half-inch of sand. The finale's mostly the Ice Cream Bunny driving slowly while children sing without a soundtrack. The Thumbelina film has a frame story of its own with a girl wandering around an amusement park and staring at some kind of Thumbelina display, and a recap narrated by Thumbelina. The kicker? The director of this movie was the real life inspiration for the Steve McQueen character in The Great Escape. He escaped to do this? Picked up from Public Domain and run with by the Riff Trax crew.


 * Sextette (1978): Mae West's final film concerns the 86-year-old's marriage to the 32-year-old Timothy Dalton, which is obsessively covered by a series of newscasters including Regis Philbin, Rona Barrett, and Gil Stratton, culminating in a huge group of bellhops dancing to "Hooray for Hollywood". West is caked in makeup to conceal the fact that she looked every year of her age despite the role being written as if she was still the same sex-kitten of her golden age. Ex-husbands are played by George Hamilton (a film noir gangster), Ringo Starr (a temperamental director), and Tony Curtis doing an Anton Chekov Berlitz Annex of Russian Stereotypes; they all show up to prevent the newlyweds from having sex. Keith Moon shows up as a gay fashion designer, Alice Cooper shows up and sings the final song, Dom DeLuise does a soft-shoe number on top of a piano singing "Honey Pie", numerous Mr. Universes show up and flex...and there's a subplot about Mae and her new hubby both being secret agents. If any of this sounds even vaguely amusing, it's being told wrong. This is a black hole of comedy, failing at the box office despite the wattage of its cast. And it's probable that at least some of the Fan Disservice is Fetish Retardant...

1980s

 * Brenda Starr (1989), a film adaptation of a comic strip that ran from 1940 to 2011, featured Timothy Dalton and Brooke Shields at a high point in their popularity. Unfortunately, it's hobbled by poor writing, overacting and a hokey plot that reads like a journalistic version of Cool World that doesn't quite work. Not even Dalton or Shields' performances could really save the film.


 * Can't Stop The Music (1980), the movie which, along Xanadu, inspired the creation of the Golden Raspberry Awards. A Very Loosely Based on a True Story Biopic of The Village People, starred by themselves. Even without the bad timing of being released on the last days of Disco, the film itself would have bombed anyway due to being a catastrophe of bad acting, worse music, a ridiculous plot, and hypocrisy galore - or how else you can classify pairing all of the band members with women (even the gay ones) while still giving Ho Yay-tastic fanservice? The Cinema Snob has a couple of things to say about this one.


 * Troma's The First Turn-On! (1983), a low-rent gross-out sex comedy from the 1980s that gives low-rent gross-out sex comedies a bad name. The "plot" concerns the sexual hijinks of a group of kids at a summer camp...and it's all told in the most vile, juvenile, disgusting way possible, flip-flopping between icky toilet humor and icky softcore porn. Notable only for being the film debut of a young and mortified Vincent D'Onofrio, who most certainly got better.


 * Gamera: Super Monster (1980). Whether you love the Showa series, warts and all, or think Gamera is hard to take even with the aid of Joel, Mike, and the Bots...you'll be astounded by how bad this film is. The enemy ship is a blatant Star Destroyer rip-off. The three-girl alien hero team sits and plays a magical music organ with a kid more annoying than all other Kaiju kids combined. In the end, Gamera sacrifices himself to blow up the enemy ship after re-fighting all his foes in footage from prior films which wasn't even edited and didn't have the Godzilla's Revenge excuse of taking place in a dream. When Gamera dies, you feel good for him even though the sequence is lame because he's out of the picture!


 * Based on a brand of trading cards and stickers, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) features cheaply-made and scary-looking puppets (what's with the mouths on these kids?), a Running Gag of a zit-covered geek wetting his pants, a romance between someone who looks twelve and someone who looks in her twenties, and a climax where everyone farts and vomits. There's a government agency that kidnaps ugly people and kills them. This aspect, the "State Home For The Ugly", is perhaps the biggest Plot Hole as it brings about a dozen questions the story never attempts to answer. The "heroes" want to catch the Garbage Pail Kids to put them back in their tiny little pail, but they're heartbroken to hear that they'd be imprisoned in the State Home. The Obi-Wan says that they're equivalent to the horrors unleashed by Pandora's Box, yet wishes to save them from the State Home. Why? And the "plot" only goes downhill from there. The movie is so bad that Doug Walker himself, during the 2009 donation drive, named this movie as the worst he ever reviewed. Walker was so visibly suffering by having to watch the movie in his review that watching the review is painful.
 * The movie's so bad that not even the review blurbs on the back of the DVD cover have anything nice to say, instead using words like, "vile", "rude", "smelly", "ugly", and "gross" in an attempt to pass it off as part of their uglyist aesthetics. Oh and it was removed from theaters because of Media Watchdogs complaints.
 * If the review didn't make it clear how much Doug Walker hated it, then Doug and Rob's commentary definitely does. In the commentary, Doug says that the movie is so bad it doesn't deserve the right to be considered worst film but rather the film he outright despises. Keep in mind that part of their commentaries are to give Out of Character positives to the film. They even gave The Star Wars Holiday Special some compliments. This was the only film that didn't get ANY compliments. The closest that they got was saying that the guy who played The Obi-Wan seemed like he could have been a good actor in a better movie.


 * Going Overboard (1989), the first starring role for Adam Sandler, is a cheap No Budget comedy flick that was shot with poor quality on a cruise ship. It has very unfunny jokes that are either stupid or disgusting, a very degrading story about a struggling comedian taking on another comedian, actors doing very annoying stuff, and even the main character addressing the camera like it's more of a fake reality show than a movie. It's a wonder that Sandler's career wasn't killed in its cradle by this flop.


 * The theatrical release of Heaven's Gate (1980), a Western epic directed by Michael Cimino, is generally considered not only one of the worst movies ever, but also responsible for ruining Cimino's career and helping destroy United Artists. A particularly bad combination of Executive Meddling and the film going overbudget at an exuberant (for the time) price tag of $44 million, as well as yellow press thrown against the production and director resulted in a Box Office Bomb that was reviled by critics and audiences alike. Since then, the movie's also become synonymous with the end of the so-called "Auteur" days of "New Hollywood." A 2012 release from The Criterion Collection, containing the director's cut, however, proved not only far superior but also redeemed the film in the eyes of audiences. That hasn't stopped The Cinema Snob from tearing the 1980 cut apart.


 * Hobgoblins (1988) was a very eighties "horror" movie about "hobgoblins" (in truth, nothing like hobgoblins but suspiciously like Gremlins) who lived in a vault at an old film studio. They're meant to kill people by causing hallucinations of their greatest fantasies, but only manage this once on-screen. The film features delights like gratuitous sex; a fight scene involving rakes and little Casio noises; terrible puppetry; hair, makeup, and clothing that were hideous even by 1980s standards; and unfunny jokes that mostly revolve around Daphne's promiscuity. So bad, the director offered it to Mystery Science Theater 3000...and even their version is painful to watch despite containing some of the show's best riffs.
 * Aaaand there's a sequel which is equally bad, but was probably aiming for So Bad It's Good. The special effects are even worse than the original; neither the clothes nor the puppets have changed; and Daphne is still a slut. The whole thing can be summed up with a bonus feature on the DVD titled "Hobgoblins 2: What Were They Thinking?" in which the actors from the first film wonder why anyone would want to reprise their old roles or want anything to do with this monstrosity.


 * Inchon (1981), an infamous flop known to be one of the reasons why Americans don't do that much media about the Korean War. It was produced, financed, and obviously script doctored by the Unification Church (Sun Myung Moon himself claimed that he wanted to showcase MacArthur's "spirituality" with this film). The Moonies' involvement was merely one of the many production troubles that plagued the film, which included a change on director after the first one epically blundered shoot material, and the U.S. Army bailing out of their support the minute they learn that the Moonies were in. The resultant film was called "the most expensive B-movie ever" by at least one critic, and the box office agreed by bringing it down. Lawrence Olivier, usually a great actor, deservedly received a Razzie for his role on this film; when asked why he stayed on the production despite the obvious problems and quality he responded by becoming the Trope Namer for Money, Dear Boy, which, given the performance of the rest of its cast, was probably the reason for them too.


 * Ishtar (1987) was produced because the studio had money in foreign banks they couldn't repatriate, so they approved the first project who could be filmed in location that could make use of those funds (and legitimately write them on accounting), and the execs believed that a comedy directed by Elaine May and starred by Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty at the top of their forms was going to give them returns. Unfortunately the film, about a couple of singers searching for a gig in Morocco while hiding from gangsters, blown up its budget while filming (and the nature of its financing kickstarting one of the most infamous cases of Troubled Production this side of Apocalypse Now), was painfully dull and boring, and was hated by everybody who watched it. Predictably, it bombed hard and earned a Razzie for worst Director. Time magazine placed it on their 1999's list of the 100 worst ideas of the 20th century.

""The plot is that the shark (y'know, the one that Chief Brody killed in Jaws) now has a hatred of the Brody family and wants to kill them all as revenge for Brody's actions in Jaws. Y'know, the shark that's dead. That shark. That shark that's dead, wants revenge.""
 * Jaws the Revenge (1987) takes Sequelitis to unfathomable levels. It doesn't so much have plot holes as it has plot canyons and is over-the-top ridiculous in its execution. This is the premise, to quote Arnold Furious:


 * Its badness also inspired an entire stand-up routine by the late Richard Jeni.
 * Astoundingly, the Novelization is a decent book. Writer Hank Searls must have realized how ridiculous much of the movie was; he tweaked the shark's death so it was more realistic (though almost anything would've been) and added an interesting subplot about drug trafficking. The novel was based on an earlier screenplay of the movie. It also explained the shark's motives, even if it did end up being the Trope Namer for Voodoo Shark — it was the spirit beast of a Bahamian witch doctor who places a curse on Michael Brody for a slight he made against him. In the film's final version, the voodoo and the drug trafficking were taken out...leaving a Plot Hole about Hoagie's character (an undercover officer investigating the drug trafficking in the earlier draft).
 * The version just before the final theatrical version has the shark killed by being impaled in the boat's prow and sinking into the deep, taking the boat with it. The ending was then changed, but no money was given to do it, leading to one of the worst effects shots in a major motion picture ever.


 * Ladies, gentlemen, members of the press... Your Holiness... Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989). The worst movie Brad Jones has ever seen, this film has a baby shower scene that drags on for a half-hour, a strangely misogynistic Nicolas Cage clone (seriously, the resemblance is uncanny) who kills women and a few guys, a lack of flash on his gun, and an obviously overdubbed line that shows just how much They Just Didn't Care.


 * Bill Cosby co-wrote, produced, and starred in Leonard Part 6, an alleged spoof of spy films. During many a TV interview prior to its release, he asked people to stay away from it. The video box cover, showing Bill Cosby riding an ostrich, may well be the best thing about the movie (pity that the actual scene said image was captioned from isn't nearly as funny or cool). Siskel and Ebert's beatdown, plus The Agony Booth's recap, are worth a look... if only For the Lulz. It earn a Razzie, that Cosby received during a talk show (albeit a marble and gold copy he commissioned instead of the sprayed plastic real trophy.)


 * Night of Horror (1981), like most shitty horror films, has a nice, Tim Burton-esque VHS cover, and a fake R rating on the back, being a double case of Covers Always Lie. The film's "plot" is as follows: a bunch of ugly old farts and a rather pretty girl go on a road trip to the Virginia Mountain Country, 30 minutes of driving can be seen. They then arrive at the site, and at night are haunted by an old ghost. They then bury a fake looking skull. Bam, movie over. But that's not it just yet: there's a disclaimer at the start of the film warning people that it's "a depiction of an actual event", which is hilarious seeing as at the very end there's a warning stating that the characters and stories are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. There is also a smudge on the lens for 10 minutes of the film. It would be on the other end of the spectrum if it wasn't so dull. The Agony Booth, as usual, says it best here.

""Talking animals with no explanation, poor acting, twins characters that the filmmakers couldn't keep track of, poor science, scenes that add nothing to the rest of the movie, poor writing, comedy that isn't funny, poor special effects, annoying repetitious use of documentary technique for scene transitions, and alien protagonists that unintentionally resemble giant pieces of fecal matter.""
 * Nukie (1988) was intended as a children's movie (specifically, a South African E.T. ripoff), but what sort of sick monster would show it to a child?! This review sums up the film's failures in this paragraph:


 * The Cinema Snob has ranked it as even worse than Ax' Em, Night of Horror and Las Vegas Bloodbath as perhaps the most painful movie he's ever reviewed. See his review and you'll find out why he hates it so much.


 * When The Nostalgia Critic challenged The Angry Video Game Nerd to review the worst "nostalgic" movie he could find, he found Ricky 1 (1988), a supposed parody of Rocky if a relatively obscure one. It contains pretty much all of the usual characteristics of bad parody films: unfunny sight gags, lousy puns, no budget and a lot of juvenile humor. Currently has a 1.4 on Internet Movie Database and a 7% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's the Angry Nerd review.


 * Rock: It's Your Decision (1982), a Direct to Video Christian film warning about the "perils" of contemporary music on the youth, is notorious for a variety of reasons. The acting, or what passes for it, is atrociously stilted. The writing and premise come across like something out of an ultra-traditionalist pamphlet from The Fifties, despite being set in The Eighties. And that's not getting to its Anvilicious celebration of fundamentalist Christianity barely able to mask its Unfortunate Implications or how the lead character is slowly losing his identity, personality and sanity over the course of the film; it's no surprise then how it's ultimately insulting to religious and non-religious people alike. This piece of work eventually wound up with a 1.3 on IMDb, with said Unfortunate Implications hitting such a personal note for The Cinema Snob in his review that Brad Jones breaks character by the end to completely rip the film to shreds.

"The Cinema Snob: ...This movie is so fucking awful, that comparing it to Uwe Boll IS AN INSULT TO UWE BOLL."
 * You should know to abandon all hope when your film's actually named Violent Shit (1989) and has taglines like "Experience a lesson in real BAD taste" and "Expect the worst". It's filled with terrible sounds, blurry images, Padding to a ridiculous level for a plotless 75-minute film, stuff that just doesn't make any sense at all, and the film itself thinking that it would be useful for being hired for a job. Despite that, it ended up having three sequels and having "K. The Butcher Shitter" appearing in five other films. If you don't believe us, ask the Cinema Snob how good the film is. The only advantage the later films have is that the main character's name becomes "Karl 'The Butcher' Berger".

1990s

 * Ax 'Em (1992) (released theatrically as The Weekend It Lives) is one of the cheapest, most amateurish films ever made. Made by director Michael Mfume, son of a former Congressman/head of the NAACP, this film could be one of the worst released in modern times. It looks like it was filmed with a webcam, and the sound is such that anything in front of the camera can barely be heard and anything to either side of it is impossible to hear; thus, the actors scream off-screen constantly to be heard...and so the volume spikes randomly. There are parts of the film--plot-relevant parts—where the sound cuts out altogether. Even then, the lighting and framing are so terrible that you sometimes can't see what's happening because it's off-screen when it's not supposed to be off-screen! All of this would not necessarily be fatally bad, except the plot is so stock, so poorly written, and so filled with typos (including the opening info-scrawl!) that it's virtually impossible to describe. The actors are possibly even worse, but it's hard to tell. The sound and (lack of) lighting make it all but impossible to hear or see the actors, except for one woman at the beginning who seems to howl "I'm HUN-GRY" every five seconds for a solid hour and a half.
 * To give you some idea of how bad this film is, it starts at a party where the dialogue's mixed in with the crowd — there's no way to hear what anyone is saying, and it doesn't help that everybody's talking in slang. The film then cuts to a man walking into a house with an axe and assaulting an elderly gentleman who's looking for his medicine. The gentleman, when confronted by the ax-wielding intruder, matter-of-factly says "Oh, shit." Inexplicably, the film cuts to public domain footage of a step-dancing show at an university for the opening credits, interspersed with an African-American DJ busting out "yo' mama" jokes at a crowd of onlookers. If you make it that far, you won't believe what happens next. But you don't have to take our word for it. Take his.


 * Bio-Dome (1996) is probably one of, if not the most loathed comedy film of the decade. Its plot involve a pair of stoner slakers, interpreted perhaps too well by Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin, accidentally trapping themselves into the titular "bio-dome", a closed experimental environment to be sealed for a year. Once inside, Shore and Baldwin's characters spend their time being irritating beyond tolerance and sexually harassing the female scientist in ways that were uncomfortable even for 90's standards, and yet these characters are supposed to be the heroes. You end sympathizing with the "villain" when he tries to kill them near the end of the film. Its only saving graces was that it killed the career of Pauly Shore, that there was an brief apparition of Tenacious D that kickstarted their jump to fame, and inspired an episode of Johnny Bravo parodying the plot of this film that was better and funnier than its inspiration.


 * Captain America (1990) was Marvel's other attempt at bringing the First Avenger to the big screen prior to Chris Evans taking the role. Starring Matt Salinger, son of famed writer J. D. Salinger, the movie suffered a Troubled Production that would eventually culminate in an ignoble Direct to Video release in 1992. Not that the film itself was any better, with a low budget, horrible acting, jarring jump cuts, the source material skewered such that the Red Skull's Italian (in contrast to his canon German origins) and Steve Rogers pretending to be sick to steal cars. The movie to this day has a 3.3 on IMDb and is part of the 0% Club on Rotten Tomatoes. Chris Stuckmann has taken a look into this piece of work, as has The Cinema Snob.


 * Cinderela bahiana ("Bahian Cinderella", 1998) could be called the Brazilian predecessor of both Glitter (as it was made as a vehicle for axé dancer Carla Perez and it was an extremely fictionalized version of her life) and Gigli (as it was made to exploit the romantic relationship between Perez and then popular singer Alexandre Pires), up to being a complete failure in both screen and box-office. The magazine Veja placed this as the top of their list of the 10 worst Brazilian movies, and Perez herself disowned the film a decade after its premiere. Many of the worst moments tend to appear in Brazilian Youtube Poops.


 * Will the producers of Exit to Eden (1994) please explain why they thought a film adaptation of a book about a BDSM resort needed a cliche-ridden buddy cop comedy subplot involving stolen diamonds, which wasn't in the book? Or why Rosie O'Donnell dresses up as a dominatrix? It also has Dana Delany as a dominatrix, but unfortunately this isn't the Dana of China Beach or even Desperate Housewives; no, this is a Dana who had inexplicably let herself go and didn't make much effort to get in shape for the role, and whose screen time was split between phoning-it-in and Narm. She didn't look bad, but wasn't at her best.


 * For a long time, Highlander II the Quickening (1991) has been the #1 go-to example of a sequel that completely and utterly betrays the original source material. The immortals are suddenly all ancient space aliens from the planet Zeist (something never even alluded to in the first film), continuity is thrown right out of the window, as characters, who very clearly died in the first film, are resurrected for no reason and gain previously unexplained skills out of nowhere, and the film's plot and visual aesthetics very blatantly imitate Cyberpunk films like Blade Runner...and that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's so reviled that the original version was pretty much buried and forgotten, with every significant re-release being severely recut to remove the more controversial elements, such as the whole Zeist thing...and they're still not particularly good. Even The Spoony One couldn't detail every flaw, but he came close. Strangely enough, even though it's one of the most notorious goofs in cinema history, it's not even the worst film in its franchise: That honor belongs to Highlander the Source (see So Bad It's Horrible/Live Action TV).


 * The Howling: New Moon Rising (1995) had little Werewolf activity. The only werewolf seen is an actress with a laughably-obvious Halloween mask. The rest of the film consists of bar conversations between director/screenwriter/actor Clive Turner (who cameoed in two previous Howling films and is apparently the same character{s} here to tie up the loose ends in a silly fashion) and the real-life residents of a small town originally built as a backdrop for Westerns. In the end, the film ends up being about 40% country music, 30% exposition, 20% dick and fart jokes, and 10% werewolf-related stuff.


 * Following the success of Wayne's World, the producers of Saturday Night Live greenlit an interminable series of sketch-based movies of questionable quality. It's Pat (1994) stood out as particularly terrible. It, like the skits it's based on, consists primarily of scenes in which the revelation of Pat's gender is set up and then avoided, with a few scenes of Pat just being irritating to pad the movie to feature-length. It grossed only $60,822, among the lowest totals of any major-studio release. The worst part about It's Pat (spoilers ahead; you're welcome) is that the movie never reveals Pat's gender, nor does it even hint at it, thereby negating the entire purpose of a movie based on a skit whose only purpose is to raise speculation about the character's gender! Without that, it's just a feature-film version of a skit which isn't even all that funny in its short forms. Imagine a locked-room murder mystery where neither the killer or the method is ever revealed, and the story just...stops in its tracks at some undefined point after about the sixty-minute mark. If Monster A Go-Go is a dadaist anti-movie, It's Pat is the cinematic equivalent of nihilism.


 * The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia (1994), yet another property In Name Only. Neither the most basic aspects of continuity (the Childlike Empress' castle isn't the highest point; it's possible to intentionally find the Wandering Mountains; Bastian's dad knows nothing about Fantasia) nor characterization (the Childlike Empress is a bossy 20-something-year-old; the wise Falkor now has the appearance (and brains) of a giant flying Scottish Terrier; the Rock-Biter becomes a Bumbling Dad in a Sitcom ripoff and at one point sings "Born To Be Wild") nor much else (the villain, in stark contrast to the Eldritch Abominations of the first two, is a bunch of school bullies; at no point in the film is the theme song played; Atreyu is completely absent, the animatronics look like ass) was even considered, and that's before factoring the heat-seeking, precision-guided, extra-sticky Idiot Ball, one blatantly moronic case of But Thou Must!, the constant Critical Research Failure, and the great many Plot Holes. You shouldn't ask Jack Black (who plays the main villain) or The Nostalgia Critic (who reviewed the movie) about it...


 * North (1994) is considered Rob Reiner's worst movie, hopefully ever. A child prodigy feels that he's unappreciated by his parents and decides to go look for new ones around the globe. Unfortunate Implications abound, with stereotypical Texans, Hawaiians, Eskimos, Amish, Africans, Chinese, and French families trying and failing to raise the kid. The jokes that don't involve terrible stereotypes aren't funny at all. Bruce Willis is wasted as the ¿spiritual guardian? of North, managing to be completely unfunny despite being settled into potentially hilarious situations. The moral is sadly broken when North is supposed to accept his parents despite their flaws and then the whole movie is revealed to be All Just a Dream. The movie bombed at the box office and received a very scathing zero-star review from Roger Ebert (and an equally scathing review by him and Gene Siskel) that only one person thinks is too nice. Reiner's hitherto awesome career never recovered.


 * The Omega Code (1999), a film about the End Times. Casper Van Dien, Michael York, and Michael Ironside become involved in a plot where a code is found in The Bible that allows the UN to be replaced with a Nazi-esque One World Government that nobody seems to object to. It brings about the end of the world, but only after York (the Anti-Christ) becomes stronger because he was shot in the head and Van Dien's chased by a demon truck. The effects and sets look like something out of a bad Twilight Zone episode.
 * The only redeeming thing about this film is its sequel, The Omega Code 2: Megiddo, that manages to be So Bad It's Good due to York reprising his role with enormous amounts of ham, and an idea so awesome that it really needs its own movie — R. Lee Ermey as the President of the United States!


 * Pocket Ninjas (1997), a Three Ninjas ripoff that manages to look like someone took discarded storyboards from the worst season of Power Rangers ever and decided to film them on $30 and whatever kids they could pick up from the playground. Plot elements happen in almost reverse order, the main villain (played by Z-movie veteran Robert Z'Dar) makes maybe two appearances before being replaced by his kids, eco-conscious messages are shoehorned in such a blunt fashion that Ted Turner would shake his head, the voiceover outright lies about the circumstances of the film (opening with a mention of the kids saving the universe when all the stakes are entirely local), the characters are dumber than stones in remedial class, and the dialogue thinks "butt-whiff" and "fat Republican" are the height of classy insults. Something Awful takes a hatchet to it here, and if that's not enough you can watch it eat a part of Obscurus Lupa's soul here.


 * Santa with Muscles (1996) is a horrible Hulk Hogan movie that makes other Hogan movies seem enjoyable. The plot revolves around Blake Throne (Hogan), a fitness guru who sells health products under his name. He makes a paintball game for his employees after refusing to give a charitable donation. Their speeding and all-round roughhousing catches the attention of the local authorities. Hulk escapes into a mall, changes into a Santa outfit, hides in the trash, and gets whacked on the head. The mall elf convinces Blake that he's the real Santa Claus...and the film goes downhill from there. The Idiot Ball's passed around a lot — adults believe a famous bodybuilder is Santa, the Mooks are easily dispatched by children, police officers are armed with rocket launchers, etc. And it has almost nothing to do with Christmas besides Santa. It's a cheesy action flick. This is considered one of IMDb's top 100 worst movies of all time and barely got recognition when it hit theaters. The Spoony One has reviewed it.

Early 2000s

 * One day, Eddie Murphy will look back on his career and ask what the hell he was thinking when he and the producers of The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) decided to pull that film out of Development Hell. Bad acting, dull humor, worse special effects...yeah, this one takes the cake. Murphy later admitted that the film was terrible, but he also stated that it was hard to regret making it because of the paycheck. Here's Film Brain taking a look at it.
 * Over $100,000,000 had been invested in Pluto Nash; they had to try and get some money out of it sooner or later. Then again, considering that the film made a grand total of $5,000,000 (which film prints and advertising materials alone would have gobbled up) at the box office, maybe they would've been better off leaving it on the shelf. Internet comedian Seanbaby once did some calculations and concluded that filming the cast and crew eating nothing but 50$ bill for two years instead of doing this film actually would have been cheaper.
 * Among the potshots to this disaster was an Robot Chicken sketch that claimed that the Monday after the premiere came with the theater numbers, over 50+ studio employees killed themselves out of the embarrassment of being associated with this flop.


 * Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): Stuff Blowing Up and nothing else, but somehow manages to screw that up. Calling it an Idiot Plot would be a disservice to idiots everywhere. The title is completely misleading: isn't about the titular characters (played by Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu as agents of rival American Secret agencies) battling each other, but about them teaming it to fight against the Big Bad. Said fight is incongruently having place in Vancouver, Canada, where no American agency has jurisdiction. It's currently rated as the worst movie on the meta-review site Rotten Tomatoes, with 108 "rotten" (negative) professional reviews and absolutely zero "fresh" (positive) ones. It was called the "Worst Movie of the Decade" by Rotten Tomatoes, outclassing such atrocities as Gigli, Disaster Movie, and Alone in The Dark (all of which are listed here). When a movie's outclassed by its Game Boy Advance tie-in game (based on an earlier and far better version of the script, getting very high praise from even Nintendo Power), it's failed. Just read Roger Ebert's review of the movie, or watch the Ebert and Roeper review; it's some of his finest work.
 * The DVD has no blurbs of positive reviews, meaning that there were neither positive reviews nor phrases in the reviews that could be twisted to look positive. The distributors resorted to describing one of the scenes in the movie to make it seem interesting.

"The Rhode Island Providence Journal: Battlefield Earth’s primary colors are blue and gray, adding to the misery. Whenever we glimpse sunlight, the screen goes all stale yellow, as though someone had urinated on the print. This, by the way, is not such a bad idea."
 * Battlefield Earth (2000) is perhaps the least Pragmatic Adaptation of a book ever, and the book was a pulp Sci Fi Doorstopper written by L. Ron Hubbard. How bad is it? Well, now that you ask... That there ain't the half of it. Critics had this to say:

"I'd like to end with three quotes about Battlefield Earth that touched me very deeply: The critic for The New York Times said, "Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race. And after seeing this movie-- I'm all for it!" ''The Banana Daily wrote; "I'd like to call the movie a train wreck, but that's not really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch a train wreck." And my favorite quote of all: "This is the worst fucking piece of shit movie I've ever seen in my entire fucking life." That quote was from my mother."
 * The movie "won" the Worst Film of the Decade Award at the Razzies. J.D. Shapiro, the film's original screenwriter (his script was extensively rewritten) picked up the award in person. An excerpt from his acceptance speech:


 * Ben and Arthur (2002) was directed, produced, executive produced, written by, edited by, cast by, scored by, and generally crapped out by one Sam Mraovich. He stars as Arthur, a pudgy, whiny gay guy trying to get married to the hunky Ben despite the wishes of his closet case fundamentalist brother and a priest with apparent mob connections. The production values are so poor they make Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Titanic, the acting's hilariously wooden, and Mraovich apparently doesn't know the first thing about film-making because the script's Anvilicious, offensive to gays and Christians alike, and tripe. Hell, you need only see the trailer to get an idea of how bad this is. While the entire movie's on YouTube, you probably shouldn't watch it. The guys from Videfobia tackled this one (in Spanish) and proclaimed it "The gay version of The Room".


 * The 2003 Cannes Film Festival cut of The Brown Bunny. The official cut was relatively well-received, considered So Bad It's Good at worst, but the Cannes version, which its director and main star Vincent Gallo admitted wasn't completely edited (about 26 minutes had yet to be cut out), had even more trouble with pacing. Many scenes were either pointlessly long or merely pointless, which, alongside the stuff present in the final cut — such as Gallo's role as the protagonist (and the countless shots of his face) and the notorious closing scene with Chloe Sevigny — resulted in a freak hybrid of Gerry’s absence of pacing and Ctrl+Alt+Del’s lack of humility. Roger Ebert, who would later give the final cut a good review, claimed the Cannes cut to be the worst Cannes film he'd ever seen.


 * Children Of The Living Dead (2001) presents itself as a sequel to George A. Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead. In reality, all it has in common are the words "Living Dead" in the title, one of the producers on Night (John A. Russo) filling the same role in Children, and the fact that it features zombies. What would otherwise have been an unremarkable zombie exploitation flick got turned into an absolute trainwreck by the egotism of writer-producer Karen Lee Wolf, who took the film away from the director (he unsurprisingly disowned it afterwards), re-edited it into a total mess, and then hired a bunch of talentless voice-over "artists" to redub all the dialogue in order to make some sense out of the butchered storyline. Add some horrendous cinematography and mediocre zombie/gore effects, and you have a film every bit as bad as the cheap Italian zombie movies of The Seventies. The one thing it has in its favor is an entertaining cameo by Tom Savini... who dies five minutes into the film.


 * The Devil Of Blue Mountain (2004) is a "horror" film with zero scare value. What little plot there is relies on the two main characters being ten times as moronic as the (non-villain) protagonists of most horror films. Approximately an hour's worth is nothing but silent footage of the characters walking through the woods. The film's main selling point was that it was shot during Hurricane Ivan, but the hurricane weather is only seen in the first four minutes of the film and serves little purpose but to drown out the dialogue. Oh, and the "Devil" of the title, supposedly the point of the film, was a guy in an obvious fursuit who shows up in the last ten minutes and does nothing but run around, roar a bit, and get shot. Something Awful, as always, says it best.


 * Dracula 3000 (2004). What stands out is all the ways it could have been So Bad It's Good:
 * 1) The intro speech mentions Energy Weapons; not one is present in the movie.
 * 2) The rampant use of familiar names can lead one to believe it's Bram Stoker's Dracula In Space; it isn't. The vampire isn't even Dracula; his name is Orlock. (And yes, that's a Mythology Gag attempting to use the vampire from Nosferatu.)
 * 3) The room full of coffins can fool you into thinking that the protagonists are going to face down a vampire army like that in From Dusk till Dawn; there are at most three vampires in the whole movie.
 * 4) You might be expecting space vampires to be some kind of grotesque alien evil (hell, even the box cover tries to deceive you with this); instead you'll find a silly old man in a vampire costume that was probably bought at Wal-Mart and looks it.
 * 5) You might expect a decent final showdown; instead, the protagonists slam a door shut on Orlock's arm, cutting it off, and he breaks down crying and screaming.
 * 6) You'll be expecting a sex scene after the last human carries the sex-droid towards the bedroom; instead, the ship explodes from getting too close to the sun in order to kill Orlock.


 * In 2004, what could charitably be called an adaptation of English comic strip Fat Slags was released. Not long after seeing it, the strip's creator allegedly underwent Creator Breakdown and discontinued the strip. Viz had no executive control, which might not have been as bad...were it clear anyone involved had read the strip, or that those who did gave a shit. The film relies mainly on Refuge in Vulgarity and Toilet Humor, which falls flat. Barring that, there's the many crude parodies, the desperate attempts to appeal to the Rule of Funny, the clear lack of budget (Sandra and Tracy's fatsuits are blatantly padded body-stockings), the ridiculous stereotypes, the clichéd, disjointed plot, and the ham-fisted Character Development. It holds an average score of 1.7 on IMDb. Film Brain has some not-so-kind words of his own towards it.


 * From Justin To Kelly (2003) features Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini, the winner and runner-up of American Idol Season 1. Texan singing waitress Kelly Taylor meets Pennsylvania college student Justin Bell; they fall in love and spend the rest of the movie being annoying. The dialogue's just as bad as the forgettable musical numbers, and wouldn't even have been passable in old cheap 1950s-vintage flicks. Clarkson has publicly apologized for the movie, saying that as the winner of American Idol she was contractually obligated to do it. Notice that no other American Idol winner has done a movie, entirely because of how much this one bombed. It won the Golden Raspberry Award in 2005 for "Worst 'Musical' of Our First 25 Years".
 * Fun fact — this movie was written by Kim Fuller, whose brother (Simon Fuller) created American Idol. Kim Fuller also wrote Spice World and S Club: Seeing Double, but it's every bit as bad as Fuller's other flicks. It's quite an artistic legacy.


 * Gigli (2003) was made for one reason — to sap money out of teenage girls who wanted to see Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez necking. Unfortunately, when the film came out, that was being shown on television for free. The film concerns a mentally-retarded man being held for ransom by two mobsters (Affleck and Lopez). Not much happens beyond the three languishing in an apartment and coexisting. There's a feature-length Romantic Plot Tumor between the two stars which is long on awkward sex talk but devoid of chemistry. Oh, and apparently Ben Affleck's character can cure lesbianism. Not even the stars could defend it.


 * Among vanity projects and Non-Actor Vehicles, Glitter (2001) stands as the most egregious. Starring diva Mariah Carey in a role that could be charitably called autobiographic, and she still managed to blew it. The movie allegedly takes places in The Eighties but very little of the fashion or the aesthetics of the decade appears on screen. The plot was a whirlwind of badly rehashed clichés with little continuity between scenes and plot points, the plot itself was badly paced, the music was terribly bland, and the whole was horribly edited. Carey later claimed that the film failure was due to the soundtrack being released on September 11, but people who actually saw the film (like Todd In The Shadows) say otherwise. It's widely believed that making this film contributed to Carey's 2001 burnout, and its bombing brought her a career's slowdown from whom she wouldn't recover until 2005. Wisely, Carey limited her later acting gigs to supporting roles and small parts.


 * The remake of Swept Away (2002) with Madonna, directed by her then-husband Guy Ritchie. The first half consists of a fingernails-scratching-the-chalkboard shouting match between the two main characters (seriously; just argue with your friend, spouse, or children for 40 minutes, occasionally shoving each other, and you've pretty much seen it); the second half's a misogynist fantasy in which Madonna's character pretty much seems to fall in love with the male lead after he rapes her. The failure of this film marked the end of both Madonna's marriage with Ritchie and her acting career, to the celebration of many.


 * Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) failed in much the same way that Disaster Movie did — it took faults the audience was willing to forgive and made them much, much worse. The writing's god-awful, with ostensible plot holes and the film itself quite obviously had a much lower budget—among other things, the lip-synching looks like it was done on drugs. But the saddest part of it? It was the last thing Bob Clark (yes, the one you're thinking of) directed before his death. Let's watch an Englishman insult it.

""The search for the lowest form of life on the planet is over.""
 * Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004) is a British "comedy" about the sex lives of a group of potato delivery men in Birmingham. Throw in a terrible director, a script devoid of taste or humour, appallingly-awful performances from the two leading actors (Mackenzie Crook and Johnny Vegas) — who were both made to look as grotesque as possible just for the Squick factor of them trying to have sex — and a supporting cast with Brummie accents so thick you can't make out a word of what they're saying. The result? A movie described by critic Christopher Tookey as "enough to put you off sex, and films, for life" and in national newspaper The Times as "one of the two most nauseous films ever made". The producers even admitted it in the film's tagline:


 * To cap it all, the film was widely criticized because one-third of its £3,000,000 budget was public money from the National Lottery granted by the UK Film Council. Because this film was released on the same year that the above mentioned Fat Slags, there was a widespread public discussion about the state of the British film industry, with a lot of worry about its decay. A film so bad that makes a whole country worry if its film industry has truly decayed; you can't get worse than that.


 * The Time Machine (2002) is both an adaptation of H.G. Wells' classic novel and a remake of the 1960 film, directed by direct descendant Simon Wells. Despite the star-studded cast (featuring among others, Guy Pierce and Jeremy Irons) doing their best with the material, one of the most elaborate props made at the time (the titular Time Machine), the occasional glimmers of potential and even having a cameo from the lead of the 1960 version, the movie was unfortunately brought down by myriad failures that almost ruined the careers of those involved. The writing alternates between being riddled with Plot Holes and being sloppily inconsistent. The whole set-up, be it how the Morlocks and Eloi evolved or the protagonist's motivations, is even more removed from the source material than the previous film adaptation. Combined with all the wasted potential and talent as well as the impression that the special effects took higher precedence over actual content, it's no wonder why the 2002 film came to receive a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Roger Ebert had less than positive words for it, as did Film Brain.

Late 2000s

 * 88 Minutes (2007). It's as if Al Pacino said to himself one day, "I've done so many absolutely brilliant movies considered to be among the greatest of all time; I need to do a bad one, otherwise I won't be a real celebrity." The plot gives Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (see above) a run for its money. Richard Roeper said that it was as though someone had dropped the script on the ground, mixing all the papers up, and then just picked it up and said "Eh, never mind, let's just film it like this."


 * Aag, (2007) a remake of Bollywood classic Sholay featuring an All-Star Cast, failed to both understand and update the social conventions of the original, substituting those by Totally Radical antics. Its director was also fined for copyright infringement, as he didn't bother on asking for permission to film it. It flopped on box office and was widely panned, appearing in first place in FHM India list of the 57 worst movies ever made. Amitabh Bachchan, who participated in the original and returned for the remake, claimed that doing this film was a mistake.


 * After Last Season is a 2009 indie film with no discernible subject which reaches levels of Porn Without Plot so high you're left enraged and confused. Despite being made in 2009, it looks like it was made in the 1980s and EVERYTHING looks cheap. The props are absolutely ridiculous (including, but not limited to, an MRI machine made out of cardboard and covered with flimsy printer paper, featured in the very first scene of the movie), every single scene is shot in either someone's bedroom or an abandoned warehouse, and the CGI makes the "Money for Nothing" video look like Terminator 2. There's a 30-minute scene of two people sitting around looking at horrible CG images that would've looked realistic in the 1980s; it makes the DEEP HURTING sequences in Hercules Against the Moon Men look fast-paced. Carlyle of Spill called it the worst movie of 2009 and the decade, if not the last two decades. Almost everyone would be blissfully unaware of it if it hadn't been briefly featured on The Spoony Experiment. (It was taken down, officially for copyright reasons.)


 * Alone in The Dark (2005) has almost nothing to do with the video game series it's based on beyond a few names and basic plot elements. It features an impenetrable plot, Captain Ersatz computer-generated monsters called "Xenos", Tara Reid as an archaeologist/museum curator, a sex scene that comes from nowhere accompanied by a song which director Uwe Boll apparently didn't know is about racism, and most comical of all, a looooong Opening Scroll which is read aloud to the viewer (by Boll himself) and is likely to kill interest in the film before it truly begins, initially added to the film because test audiences were confused about the film's plot (as you can imagine, it didn't help much). See the Nostalgia Critic crossover review here.

""We must find that titty-bar!""
 * Even fans of Steven Seagal films in general dislike Attack Force (2006), in which Seagal battles violent berserker types created from a drug emptied into the water supply of Paris after one of the team he leads gets murdered by one of them. It opens with credits superimposed over blurred images of what appear to be strippers dancing, then proceeds to a shootout that has nothing to do with the rest of the film before it gets to the main plot. Seagal voice in this one was inexplicably dubbed by another actor. Not to mention a massive change in script from the original idea, which would have invovled Seagal and his team taking on an Alien Invasion. Includes this line:


 * A leaked trailer for Basic Instinct 2 (2006) promised the same level of sleazy entertainment as the first, with images of lurid and deviant sexual encounters. Not only did the final print not have these scenes, but it was also boring with painful acting and an ending that boggled the mind. Oh, and you don't get to see Sharon Stone's snatch, in case you were wondering.


 * Christmas In Wonderland is a 2007 Christmas movie with an all-star cast, apparently zero script, and exists solely to piss off every Edmontonian and Canuck in its sight. Its main selling point is that 90% of it was shot in West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Canada, yet when it's not being a 100-minute commercial for West Edmonton Mall, it's trying to justify its plot by relying on the seminal characters being ten times as moronic as families in average family Christmas films. To make a list of all its inconsistencies would be writing a list as long as the script itself — for example, the opening credits are supposed to be in Los Angeles, yet it's obviously shot on Whyte Avenue. The two boys apparently hate Canada, yet they have strong Canadian accents. Furthermore, the mall itself is made to look like a magical palace on the exterior, with puke-worthy results. That's only the beginning. The film's an insult to Edmonton and Canada, and the one cinema in the mall that showed it in 2007 dropped it after a week because it's so bad. And boy, Patrick Swayze looked horrible; not a film you'd want to remember him by.


 * Daddy Day Camp (2007), the sequel to Daddy Day Care, replaces all of the cast, including Eddie Murphy, whose role was taken by Cuba Gooding Jr. It relies too much on Toilet Humor and stale, humorless gags. It got a Razzie for "Worst Prequel or Sequel", and Richard Roeper said he had "a finger [he] could use" to review this movie. It's also frequently referred to in Mike Nelson's Riff Trax commentaries when compared to horrifying experiences.

""Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.""
 * Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) is a sequel to a film that was simply bad, but sometimes amusingly so. One joke involves a woman with a penis for a nose who ejaculates when she sneezes, which should tell you everything you need to know. Its star, Rob Schneider, has taken a leaf from Uwe Boll and thinks the film's brilliant, viciously attacking anyone who dares criticize it. One such person was Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times. Schneider wrote a letter to him in which he said that Patrick hadn't won the Pulitzer Prize and therefore wasn't qualified to criticize the film. Roger Ebert, who had called the film "aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience", then mentioned that he had won the Pulitzer Prize and therefore was qualified to criticize it...then stated simply:


 * Dirty Love (2005), starring ex-Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy. A gross-out sex comedy with a female viewpoint may be unusual (and Bridesmaids proved that it can be done well)... but the novelty of the movie's premise quickly foundered under a bad script (by McCarthy herself), bad acting, and wretched cinematography. McCarthy's tasteless turns, such as dancing topless with her breasts covered in vomit and carpeting a store with her menstrual blood, made the movie seem misogynistic. Carmen Electra played her Black Best Friend as an Ethnic Scrappy, even though she isn't black at all.


 * Like the other films in Seltzer and Friedberg's catalog, Disaster Movie (2008) displays both a total lack of awareness of the distinction between referencing something and parodying it, a lack of research beyond watching the previews, and wave after wave of of painfully-dated pop-culture references. The rest consists of long Running Gags that were never funny to begin with and Refuge in Vulgarity. What makes Disaster Movie "special" is that it goes even further on all of this, managing to be more aggressively unfunny, more pandering, more vapid, and even cheaper-looking than the films before it. The film shot up (down?) to the #1 spot on IMDb's worst film list in less than a day and bombed in theaters.


 * The Dork Of The Rings (2006), a Godawful retelling of The Lord of the Rings, consists primarily of fart and pedophilia jokes. That is, when it wasn't falling prey to some serious pacing issues.


 * The Hottie and The Nottie (2008) is a blatant Paris Hilton fame engine with horrid acting, bad special effects, a stockade of clichés, jokes built around insulting people Paris thinks are uglier than her, and the touching moral that only the pretty deserve love. Speaking of which, here's an Ebert & Roeper segment ruthlessly bashing this shameless piece of crap.


 * I Know Who Killed Me (2007): Lindsay Lohan plays a double role as good girl Aubrey and foul-mouthed stripper Dakota. Throw in a incomprehensible plot, laughable dialogue, the two most inept FBI agents in the history of film, and symbolism that is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the skull...and you've got not only the worst film of 2007, but the one that effectively ended Lohan's career and "it girl" popularity. Fun fact: until Jack and Jill above, this was the movie with most earned Razzies in a single ceremony, bringing home eight of these "prizes" -including two awarded to Lohan by each one of her roles.


 * Lower Learning (2008), starring Jason Biggs, Eva Longoria, and Rob Corddry. It takes badness to uncharted levels, takes Refuge in Vulgarity with offensive "jokes", and includes tasteless scenes involving elementary school teachers explaining and demonstrating sex acts in front of children. The filmmakers managed to make 88 minutes seem like three hours. The only redeeming aspect is the behind-the-scenes featurette, in which Rob Corddry talks about how the best part was getting paid. Unfortunately, that's Paratext.


 * Night Junkies (2007) is attempting too much with too little. A first-time director with no budget makes a movie that can't decide whether it's an attempt to cash in on post-Twilight vampire-romance enthusiasm, a skeezy softcore skin flick, or a deep and meaningful investigation of the damage that drug addiction causes (like Requiem for a Dream). The film has terrible acting — it's unclear from his accent where the lead actor is supposed to be from, and the villain is supposed to be Axe Crazy but just looks like he's having seizures. The script's awful, and the pacing's terrible. The nature of vampirism in The Verse is undecided — does it make you tougher than a human, or is it just a lamer version of mundane drug addiction? Who knows? Who cares? The only redeeming factor is the nudity, and there are works that do that better than this.


 * The American remake of One Missed Call (2008), which took everything good about Takashi Miike's J-horror classic and bungled it. For one thing, it simply isn't scary. (The poster is terrifying, but it's Paratext, not part of the film.) The story's lazily plotted, and the acting's poor. The filmmakers did transfer some scenes directly over from the Japanese version, but the transfers fail. Its failure at the box office seems to have killed any further interest in remaking Japanese horror films. As of 2016, it has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.


 * Pledge This! (2006) Yet another memorable film starring Paris Hilton. Much like The Hottie and The Nottie, Paris' character is a full-on Mary Sue and all the attempts at humor fall flat. It's packed full of immature jokes and Toilet Humor even Surf School was head and shoulders above.


 * The Seeker (2007), the film adaptation of The Dark Is Rising. It takes They Just Didn't Care to new and amazing levels — the screenwriter didn't read the whole book, and the director admitted that he hated fantasy. The result was about what you'd expect, only worse. They changed so much so badly that the movie was universally loathed not just by the fanbase, but by critics and viewers who'd never read the book. The Stantons are a large, loving British family in the book; they're now an American Expy of the Weasleys, if they were dysfunctional and one-dimensional. Main character Will is a thoughtful, wise-for-his-years eleven-year-old in the book; he's now a Jerkass, whiny fourteen-year-old who's more interested using his powers to impress girls than accomplishing his quest. The plot was butchered almost beyond recognition, bearing very little resemblance to the source material. The writer and director took pride in throwing out the Celtic Mythology elements that gave the series its depth. The movie was so terrible, it's difficult to imagine how anyone would've thought it would do anything other than bomb horribly...which it did. It had the second-weakest debut of any movie ever, and holds the record for the largest theater-drop (the number of cinemas who dumped it from their lineup after the obligatory three weekends).
 * It's made worse by the fact that the trailers described scenes not in the movie.


 * Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) is a Street Fighter property In Name Only at its absolute worst, combined with horrible casting (Lana Lang as Chun-Li?), a script that would only be plausible if all involved had brain tumors, and fight scenes that redefine "why bother?" Neal McDonough's Bison is a completely Harmless Villain, channeling equal parts Hannibal Lecter, Lex Luthor, and Sho' Nuff. Say what you want of the 1995 film, at least there the characters were make to look like their game counterparts and the fights were interesting to watch.


 * Who's Your Caddy? (2007) In spite of (or perhaps because of) an All-Star Cast with Big Boi, Lil' Wayne, Terry Crews, and Andy Milonakis, this film, a poor ripoff of Caddyshack, gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. It got a 6% in Rotten Tomatoes and 1.8 rating in IMDb.


 * Witless Protection (2008), the last of a triad of films starring Larry the Cable Guy, this time as a small-town sheriff who gets in problems when he "rescues" a woman from being "kidnapped" by the FBI agents who were trying to protect her while she is testifying in a big corruption trial (said agents then turn out to be henchmen of the real villain). Hilarity does not ensue at all despite this being marketed as a comedy. Full of racist jokes that aren't even delivered well, this movie got a 3% in Rotten Tomatoes and ended whatever chance for protagonic roles Daniel Whitney on his Larry The Cable Guy shtick could still have had (outside of Cars′ sequels).

2010s

 * Bear (2010). The characters are beyond unlikable, the acting's poor, the plot's poorly explained (they don't say where they were going until after the titular bear attacks). The special effects are highly questionable (there are several shots where you can clearly see the lights, film crew, and stuntmen...and when the bear's obviously a guy in a suit), and the bear behaves in ways that aren't possible in real life. Watch Film Brain tear it apart here.
 * The ultimate low point is when they're crawling out of a pipe. You can see a man wearing a bear glove standing on top, ready to reach through for a Jump Scare. This is after the tunnel scene is finished; as Film Brain points out, he's waiting for a non-existent cue and therefore has no reason to be in the shot.
 * The most surprising thing about this film is that it was produced by (of all people) Freddie Wong, who is usually praised for his great special effects on his YouTube channel.


 * Endless Love (2014), a remake of the 1981 Guilty Pleasure film and the second film adaptation of the Scott Spencer novel of the same name, manages to be unrepentantly bad. Whereas the 1981 film at the very least had a Grammy-winning theme song and an adolescent Tom Cruise in his first on-screen appearance, there's next to nothing redeemable about this version. The acting is bland, there's little real chemistry between the leads and the plot is an even larger departure from the source material than the 1981 film when it's not being tedious. It scored a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes, with Spencer himself on record describing the script as "about one hundred pages, and the only ones that were not dreary were sciatica inducing." Brad Jones in particular couldn't stand watching it, and considers it one of the worst movies he's ever witnessed.


 * Fantastic Four (or, at it was rendered in the title screen, Fant4stic) (2015) is the latest attempt to bring the titular Fantastic Four to the big screen after more than a few duds in recent years and the infamous Roger Corman version that was never released. But this iteration from director Josh Trank replaces whatever schlocky camp and Narm value found in said duds with utter tedium and a brooding Darker and Edgier angle that completely misses everything that makes the source material entertaining. Combined with a dragging plot that never pays off, wasted potential and some of the worst cases of Executive Meddling in recent memory, the movie underperformed significantly in the box office and was unanimously panned, getting a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's FanboyFlicks' review of this film. Comic Book Girl 19 meanwhile goes in-depth on the absurdly Troubled Production behind the film.


 * Humshakals (2014), directed by Sajid Khan (a director with a record of bad critical reception, and already loathed by his remake of Himmatwala in 2013), was considered upon it's release the worst Bollywood film of its year, the worst of the decade so far, and probably one of the worst ever made. While the premise (a couple of rich idiots friends are sent to a insane asylum by an treacherous relative, and once there they are accidentally mix up with a couple of lookalikes) sounds innocent enough, the execution was simply horrible, with a dim, aimless plot full of inappropriate sexual content and Unfortunate Implications galore against women, homosexuals and the mentally ill, for what was allegedly a familiar comedy. Not even the stars wanted to defend it, with the main female star, Bipasha Basu, refraining from participate from promoting the film because she was "extremely disturbed by the end result" and stating that "Humshakals was the worst experience of [her] life". Meanwhile, leading actor Saif Ali Khan confessed that "[t]he film didn't have a script as such, it was all there in Sajid's mind", and later lamented "I've been introspecting a lot and will never repeat a mistake that was Humshakals," In case you weren't sure this was a deserved flop (not even managing to fully cover its production costs) and an all around atrocious film, the two Indian equivalents of the Razzies, the Golden Kela Award and the Ghanta Awards, independently gave this film the "Worst Picture" award.


 * Innocence Of Muslims (2011) is both horribly anti-Islamic propaganda (and this is all we'll say about that aspect of this movie) and an horrible film on its own. Besides its obvious political slant, the film itself suffers of No Budget, wooden acting, incomprehensible and offensive jokes (including an scene of Mohhamed sweetalking a horse just to add bestiality overtones), atrocious overdubbing to shoehorn more dialog and references, and disjointed, amateurish editing. The kicker, though, were the duplicitous antics of its director, Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, (also known as "Sam Bacile" and "Alan Roberts"), who managed to film this dreck without no one in either cast or staff realizing they were in an anti-Islamic production (allegedly, the thing was originally filmed as a story about tribal life in Egypt 2000 years ago and the anti-Islamic stuff wasn't brought until post-production). Because of all of it, nobody among those involved in the filming liked the flick! The full thing was projected only twice, but there are two versions of the 14 minutes "trailer" in YouTube whom got the site blocked in several Islamic countries due to the protest and outrage they generated.


 * The Last Airbender (2010), M. Night Shyamalan's adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Shyamalan is a self-described fan of the show, which got the fans' hopes up of seeing a faithful treatment, and to be fair Shyamalan was originally working with a very faithful script and concept. But then studio executives who didn't knew the series took over the project, and what spectators instead got was what another famous fan called "an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented". The movie came under fire almost right after its conception, with every character's race inverted. Character was completely and totally disregarded (Aang becomes a brooding shut-in, Katara gets all the competence chickified out of her, and Sokka's a dry pessimist outcharacterized by his own boomerang), the acting's hopelessly wooden, the fight scenes are poorly shot, and the choreography looks absolutely nothing like the series' martial-art roots. The plot reads like a clip show of various Season 1 episodes, except less coherent and made of Swiss cheese (the Fire Nation's Earthbender camp is on land in this one, and yet Aang has to remind them years later that they can escape), and whole arcs are either summarized in narration (such as Sokka falling for Yue) or rendered through utterly-blatant exposition (such as Zuko asking a random Fire Nation citizen about his own backstory). It's one of the first movies on Rotten Tomatoes to get ten rotten reviews in a row right at the starting bell, and markedly outdid pretty much all other nominees for "worst picture". Here's a four-person review courtesy of That Guy With The Glasses, the first of many reviews the site would dedicate to it.


 * Left Behind (2014), starring Nicolas Cage is a reboot of the apocalyptic Christian films based on the Left Behind series. Whereas the previous adaptations, featuring Kirk Cameron, were So Bad It's Good when they weren't being insufferably heavy-handed, this one makes the earlier movies look stellar by comparison. Failure abounds in just about every aspect, be it the slipshod cinematography, sensationalist yet tedious premise, wooden acting (with Cage not even looking remotely interested throughout), Special Effect Failure or messing up its own source material. And that's saying nothing on how the movie manages to be insultingly moronic if not outright insulting to Christians and non-Christians alike. The movie would go on to be nominated for three Razzies (losing only to Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas) and garner a 2% on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's The Bible Reloaded suffering through the whole thing. Or as FanboyFlicks puts it, it's that bad.


 * Movie 43 (2013), an anthology comedy film produced by Peter Farrelly and boasting an All-Star Cast in both actors and directors, intended to take Refuge in Vulgarity, but his own tasteless nature merely added to the lack of funny both the concept and its segments have. Richard Roeper called this" the Citizen Kane of awful", and another critic claimed that adding all the legendarily bad films listed here into one wouldn't even scrape to the awfulness on this one.  As of 2016 it has 4% in Rotten Tomatoes. It earn 3 Razzies awards, including Worst Movie and a Worst Director meant to be shared by the 13 directors this piece of filmic excrement had.


 * Old Fashioned (2015) is a romantic film that's evidently meant to be a Christian alternative to Fifty Shades of Grey and to that end, goes out of its way to glorify what its creators present as a chaste, moral and chivalric romance. The end result, however, is a ludicrously tedious movie with tons of Padding that doesn't go anywhere, largely unlikable and underdeveloped characters and a plot that seems to rely on heavy-handed preaching rather than telling a worthwhile story. That's not even getting to a zero-chemistry romance rife with Unfortunate Implications that bears little resemblance to what one would generally consider "chivalric" love, with actor-director Rik Swartzwelder behaving more like an obsessed, Norman Bates-style creep than anything else. While it's no surprise that it garnered a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes, let the Cinema Snob fill you in on just how it manages to make the poorly-received Fifty Shades film adaptation look good.


 * The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012), a children's "interactive" musical film is the result of producer Kenn Viselman wanting to create an American substitute of Teletubbies based loosely on the 2004 children's show My Bedbugs. What was intended to be the start of a new franchise ended up being smothered from the get-go. Be it its Space Whale Aesops, an Idiot Plot so moronic that even toddlers would find it moronic, forgettable if not unlikable characters, bizarre casting (including having Christopher Lloyd of all people involved) or its simultaneously manufactured nature and utter ignorance of its supposed audience, the Oogieloves' first and only adventure was nigh universally panned, earned only about 1/20th of its budget and lost only to Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 in the Razzies. Here's I Hate Everything's look into this dredge, as well as The Cinema Snob suffering through it.


 * Run For Your Wife (2013), based on a long-running play about a bigamist trying to please his two wives, was directed by the play's author, Ray Cooney. Intended to be a winking throwback to the Awful British Sex Comedy, this turned out to be an incredibly unfunny film that was savaged by critics upon release, one of them claiming "From the look of it, Cooney hasn't been in a cinema for about 30 years". It got only £602 in its first week (and its total earnings barely passed £750), entered in the 0% Club on Rotten Tomatoes almost instantly and has 2.6 stars on IMDB as of 2016.


 * Saving Christmas (2014), produced and starred by Kirk Cameron, he of ruining-Growing Pains-with-his-Reborn-Christian-antics fame. The film is about Kirk trying to convince his brother and the public about the Real Christian roots of several Christmas traditions. The parts that are not boring Christian indoctrination are boringly self-serving, while just about everything else comes across as either heavy-handed or just plain lazy. As of this writing is on the 4th place in the IMDB Bottom, and probably the fastest movie to be placed there. Let The Cinema Snob guide you through its "wonders." I Hate Everything and The Bible Reloaded also had much to say about it.


 * The Undefeated (2011) is perhaps one of the biggest critical and commercial failures in the world of documentaries, with a 1.9 of IMDb as of yet. The title makes it clear from the start that this is little more than a personal vanity project for Sarah Palin. As a result, it blatantly and shamelessly promoted her while ignoring facts that reflected poorly on her (including the fact that John McCain and Palin lost the 2008 presidential election to the Obama/Biden ticket). It was chock-full of yes-men, over-the-top, heavy-handed imagery and obvious falsehoods, with the odd Demonization or two of left-wing ideologies. It came off as more of a lengthy campaign ad than a documentary, and with its many intelligence-insulting moments, it failed at being that, too. The Atlantic's review had "Bad Propaganda, Worse Filmmaking" right in its title. And here's an article... by the only person still left in an arch-conservative Orange County theatre by the half-hour mark.


 * United Passions (2014) was commissioned by the FIFA to clean their public image and tell the story of the institution, which the movie portrayed as a Mary Suetopia of incorruptible corruption fighters. The movie's hyper-hagiographic and propagandistic tone made it unwatchable enough (comparison to films financed by Scientology or the Unification Church has been done ), but then the film's premiere in the USA coincided with the arrest of a lot of high executives of the institution on charges of corruption, giving one of the fastest Hilarious in Hindsight moments in history. Tim Roth, who participated in this trainwreck of a movie admitted that he only did it to pay for his kids' college.


 * War Room (2015), a Christian drama by the Kendrick brothers, is very much a nadir in Christian movies just as much as it is a technically competent distillation of just about every religious movie cliche. Ostensibly about a family's troubled marriage and an aging Vietnam War widow trying to save it with the power of faith, the film is rife with issues from the get-go. The leads aren't really actors, with their performances coming across as forced or stilted. The story is incredibly Anvilicious, laden with plot holes, and just keeps going even after the main plot ends. And then there's the bizarre blend of Unfortunate Implications, Space Whale Aesops (like relying on God to solve problems and doing nothing else) and militaristic language sprinkled all throughout, ultimately culminating in an Author Filibuster ending right out of nowhere that turns the movie into a propaganda piece. Garnering a 34% on Rotten Tomatoes, the film in the end comes across as patronising if not insulting to religious and non-religious people alike. The Cinema Snob has covered it, though Brad Jones himself is on record saying it's one of the worst movies he's seen as of late.