Parody Sue/Quotes

"Bill Heterodyne: Ah, Marietta! You're as bold and beautiful as you were the day we rescued you from the bandits who kidnapped you after your mysterious yet famously powerful Spark tribe was completely wiped out, leaving you the only heir to its secrets! Maria Antonia Fantasia Philomel: Oh, enough about my traumatic past! (I was also a princess.)"

- Girl Genius Short Story Break "FanFiction" (guestwritten by Shaenon Garrity)