Million-to-One Chance/Quotes

""Million-to-once chances crop up nine times out of ten.""

- Granny Weatherwax

"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot."

- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick

""This operation had an almost zero percent chance of succeeding, but it seems that theoretical calculations are pointless with you.""

-, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

""Oh come off it. The chances of us getting out are about a million to one."

"Then there's still a chance.""

- Chicken Run

"''"The percentages mean nothing. A brave heart will overcome any odds.""

- Chief Taiga Gao Gai Gar

""Give it your best shot! I am 100% certain you're returning from this battle, Travis. ...In a body bag.""

- Sylvia, offering her usual "words of encouragement" before every boss battle, in No More Heroes.

"The chances of anything coming from Mars

Are a million to one

But still, they come!"

- Jeff Waynes Musical Version of the War of The Worlds