Sarcasm Mode/Quotes

"Oh yeah, like I'm sarcastic."

- Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle

"GLaDOS: Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way. Sarcasm Sphere: Sarcasm Self-Test Complete."

- Portal 2

""You're right! Maybe I should just tell Marge what really happened! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa! I have serious mental problems!""

- Homer in full sarcasm mode

""Oooo, a sarcasm detector! Well, that's a really useful invention!""

- Jeff Albertson Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons. A moment later, the sarcasm detector explodes.

""Wow. Sarcasm. That's original.""

- Dr. Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"Domor: "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!" Feygor: "I'm not being sarcastic." Squad: "Shut the feth up!" Feygor: "It's this thing! This thing!" (indicates his augmetic voice-box) "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!" Brostin: "To be fair, you're sarcastic most of the time anyway." Feygor: "Not always." Yael: "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?" Mktag: "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal." Feygor: "Oh, that's a good idea." (beat, everyone looks at Feygor) Feygor: (raises his hand reluctantly)"

- unattributed

"Tyrell: "I knew it! She's a spy!" Rief: "Yes Tyrell. This is where she just volunteers that she's a spy.""

- Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

"Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower? Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible. Brandy:I was totally being sarcastic Ed: Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural."

- Brandy and Mr. Whiskers

"Lana: Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us. Archer: We'd lose the element of surprise Lana. Lana: That was sarcasm! Archer: No way? Really? Because so was that, just now."

- Archer

"National Sarcasm Society Like We Need Your Support"

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