Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated/Funny

"Daphne: But you already have a job as a, why would you need more money? Everyone: Oh right... haha... my bad."
 * Episode 1:
 * Everything about Fred's ridiculously complex trap, from the fact that he does absolutely nothing while it's happening to the spectacular failure it produces. In fact, most of the self-parody in the show is brilliantly handled.
 * This exchange with the villain.
 * *stares back at them*

"Velma: The first documented case of the Curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630, when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor. Customer: Oh that is so scary! Where did they go? Velma: What part of the word mystery didn't you understand?"
 * One thing I love is Velma's deadpan, unenthusiastic droning while she work as the "Ghoulish Guide" for the Crystal Cove Haunted Tour while everyone there reacts to what she says with intrigue and horror about the legends. She clearly hates her job and snarks at every opportunity, even once pulling out a tape recorder that makes a screaming sound with the most unenthusiastic expression possible while everyone else reacts with horror. One particularly great scene is:

"Daphne: Freddy! Fred: I Read It for the Articles!"
 * Episode 2:
 * The increasingly ridiculous but apparently completely true montage about Gatorburg's "gator mining" economy. Ending a gator oil well, spewing out hundreds of alligators into the sky like oil.
 * Daphne discovering Fred's swimsuit edition of Traps Illustrated.

"Greta: I got a few hotel rules. Rule #1: boys and girls in separate rooms. No exceptions! Velma: Then I guess I'm with you, Daphne. Greta: I SAID, NO EXCEPTIONS! Velma: But I'm a girl. Greta: Oh... right."
 * Greta citing the hotel's rules:

"Why would a ghost drive a truck, when they could so obviously fly? You kids are letting your imaginations run away with yourselves!"
 * Episode 3:
 * The Xerox machine exploding toner everywhere.
 * Fred Senior is caught in one of Fred's traps hanging upside over a Shark Pool.

"Daphne: But I don't even like meat, I like vegetables *dreamy expression* like Fred.(which, considering Fred's level of intellect in this series, is oddly appropriate)"
 * Daphne continuing her mother's boys/food metaphor:

"Fred: Why isn't this working!?"
 * Episode 4:
 * Fred putting the 8-track cartridge on the turntable.

"Skipper: Almost doesn't shuck the clam. Does it, Wolfie? Scooby: I have no idea what you're talking about."
 * Fred trying to comfort Daphne by promising her that he'll never have a feeling again.
 * Skipper Shelton's exchange with Scooby:
 * He and Scooby share a long laugh*

"Que Horrifico: I offered them utopia! (Beat) When that didn't work I offered them candy."
 * At one point in the episode, a random seagull is pulled under the sand by the Man-Crab. Later in the episode they find the cage where everyone the Man-Crab had captured is, even the random seagull was in there.
 * Episode 5:
 * Shaggy's wrist rubber band.
 * "Easy there, Daphne! Remember, we're married. Try not to look so happy!" This may explain why we have yet to see Fred's mom in the series.
 * The villain at the end explaining how :
 * The villain at the end explaining how :

"Shaggy: Like, wow! I didn't know this year's theme was terror and pandemonium! Velma: What's going on? Random Kid: Somebody's mom is trying to kill Fred."
 * Episode 6: As Ghost Girl attacks the high school prom.

"Shaggy: *stops in mid-scuffle* Wait a minute... what am I doing?! You're just a puppet! You can't hurt me!"
 * for some reason, the way Shaggy has to calm down velma by saying, "Stop breaking the cemetery!" is pretty funny.
 * Episode 7:
 * Scooby introducing his new best friend - Shaggy's old puppet.
 * Shaggy fighting with "Harry".

"Scooby: *singing* Freddy, you're a special boy."
 * Scooby comforting Fred after his breakdown.

"Scooby: Rat's Rit? Mr. E: Yes, "Rat's Rit"."
 * Episode 9:
 * After Mr. E gives his clue to the gang:

"Velma: Relma Delma Doo! Fred, Daphne and Shaggy: Uhh..."
 * Episode 10:
 * Velma's attempted alteration of then-absent Scooby's iconic catch phrase:

"Fred: Quick, Velma, set your milky whiteness for STUN!"
 * Episode 11:
 * Fred tries to weaponize Velma's complexion against a vampire.

"Captain Caveman: Captain Caveman no read Moderning symbols. Moderning symbols mock Captain Caveman."
 * Also, the "Oui, Oui" act.
 * Episode 14:

"Scooby: Man down!"
 * "We have to drown something so I can bring it back to life again!"
 * Episode 15:
 * Fred passing out after Daphne said she went camping with the Wild Brood.

"Shaggy (after Fred kept thinking it was a bug): Fred, even I can tell that's a fish."
 * The clue from Mr. E: *cue dancing swordfish*

"Fred: She digs ME. She. Digs. ME. SHE DIGS ME!!!"
 * The last line of the episode:

"Mayor Jones: Fred, your not feeling the love anymore? Now I'm gonna have to let out an unearthly howl and.. destroy you. RRRRRHHHH!"
 * Episode 16:

"Mayor Jones:(sees the White Wizard caught in the trap) Fred why do you have a geisha tied up in here? You know they belong downtown in our geisha house of terror."
 * Episode 18:

"Van Ghoul: It's a secret passage. I had it built so I could scare my guests...and get to the kitchen faster."
 * Episode 19:
 * Pretty much everything that comes out of Vincent Van Ghoul's mouth is either this or awesome.

"Fred: Just back away slowly."
 * Episode 20:
 * When Daphne sees the statue of Scrappy Doo in the Mystery Museum, Fred reminds her that they swore they would never speak of HIM ever again!
 * What may be a Take That against the more hypocritical type of environmental activists.
 * "Sometimes you have to KILL the environment in order to protect it!"
 * "-Uh....no. I don't think that's right..."
 * Episode 24:
 * The Piranha Goat.
 * Sheriff Stone in a dress.
 * The Night Ranger in general but especially the shirtless scene and everyone's disgust towards it.
 * When Deputy Bucky breaks down and cries:

"Shaggy: Like, where does she keep getting these weapons? That outfit has no pockets!"
 * Sheriff Stone's Paper-Thin Disguise as Bag Head.
 * Episode 25:
 * Shaggy's Lampshade Hanging on the Obliteratrix's use of Hammerspace.


 * Everything about "Dusk" (a Twilight Expy) and it's author. From an English professor (Hatecraft, an Ensemble Darkhorse) despairing over how physically attractive guys and romance are now "what matters" in literature to the Stephanie Meyer Expy's entire characterization. Methinks there are members of the Twilight Hatedom on the Mystery Incorporated staff.
 * YMMV, but also the parody of how a lot of universities today are there to make money and not educate people, as shown with the dean.
 * Continuing form episode 25 having everything about "Dusk" being funny, in the first episode of season 2 the Dusk actor "Baylor Hotner," who couldn't be a more blatant Taylor Lautner Expy if he tried is here as Daphne's perfect boyfriend and the star of a few shirtless scenes including a commercial for jeans.
 * So the writers clearly have a fondness for twilight jokes at this point.
 * Also from that episode, Scooby get all the information he needs to find the others, and right after that, he say, "Got any Scooby Snacks?"
 * Why do you look like a hobo?