O Brother, Where Art Thou?/Funny

""Everett : I'm not sure that's Pete. Delmar: Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back. \""
 * "Oh, George...not the livestock."
 * "I 'spect some miscegenation in they he'itage! Usin' a Confed'rate flag as a miss-ile!"
 * "Wow... I'll only be 82!"


 * "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
 * "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
 * "We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"
 * "Gopher, Everett?"
 * "Them si-reens done loved 'im up and turned him into a horny-toad!"
 * "We thought you was a... t... toad!"
 * ... "DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE."
 * "You're lucky your momma died givin' birth -- if she had seen ya', she'd a' died of shame!"
 * Everett's fist fight. Nuff said.
 * "I don't get it, Big Dan."
 * "IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT THE MONEY!"
 * "You sold your immortal soul to the devil for some gittar lessons?" "Well, I wasn't using it for nothing..."
 * "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
 * "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell! They ain't even old timey"
 * "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
 * "Is you is, or is you ain't mah constituency cunstichensy?"
 * "Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
 * "He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget...and broom."
 * "We ought to get ourselves a smaller midget."
 * "Looks like George is right back on top again!"
 * "The Color Guard is colored! [Beat] Who made them the Color Guard?!"
 * It's the way he says the second half of the line, as if there were some sort of administrative error or a mix-up in the paperwork somewhere along the line.
 * "That ain't your daddy, your daddy got hit by a train!"
 * "Just a grease spot on the L&N"
 * "That don't make no sense!"