Teen Girl Squad/Funny

"So and So: -tines. Cheerleader: * What?* (pronounced like "whuuuuuuut?") So and So: IT'S VALEN-TINES! T-I-N- (cue the Tines Racer running over So and So)"
 * In Issue 12:

"The Ugly One: *speaking to skeleton lunchlady* Excuse me, Mrs. Embalmo...
 * And also:

Arrow'd Guy: *with impaled voodoo doll resembling TUO* BAD JUJU!!!

The Ugly One: Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!"


 * In Issue 11, "Here's you're name tag, MARK" and "That's not my wife" always leave this troper in fits of hysteria
 * CHILDREN!
 * (from issue 7) "TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!" "WAAAAAAAAAA!!"
 * "AGH! GRAGH! And... he died somehow."
 * The entirety of Issue 13. Highlights:
 * "Please stop feeding me!"
 * "Don't let Timkins play my PSone!!!!!"
 * "DANGLED OFF A HOTEL BALCONY'D!!!!"
 * "Uh, and then DROPPED FROM SAID HOTEL BALCONY'D!!!!"
 * So and So's face when she yells, "STOP! How many of those have you had?!?!"
 * "Don't you remember health class?! You'll microwave the baby!!!"
 * "You're not my real father!"
 * The Garbage Disposal Song.
 * GARBAGE DISPOSAL, WHAT A WAY TO GO! GARBAGE DISPOSAL, MEET SO AND SO!
 * This troper finds "Snack Mix. In Tompkins' parlor. WITH THE PRETZEL STICK!" oddly hilarious.
 * Strong Bad making out with the paper that The Ugly One post-makeover is drawn on. His brother's reactions only make it better.
 * What's Her Face getting stuck on Spin Mode. "Wheeeeeeeeeee."
 * The Best Friends Squad song in episode 9.
 * It's Strong Bad himself voicing all the characters (In-Universe) so it's a Crowning Moment of Funny when you imagine Strong Bad sitting there, with these voices coming out of his mouth. Both Strong Bad's actor and Strong Bad himself can be considered a Man of a Thousand Voices.
 * "Oww! I hope they have these corn chips in heaven!"
 * "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
 * "I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!" *SAILING MISHAP!!!*
 * TWELVE-SIDED DIE'D!! Oh, that's rough.