SirRonLionHeart/Tear Jerker

"Ron: Wait, wait. What's happening?
 * Heroic Sacrifice in Final Fantasy IV. It was bad enough in the original game, but Ron characterized much more, and made constantly mentioned how fun it was to be around . It is also one of the only times that Ron acts not only calm, but very much concerned.
 * It would be impossible to spoiler the entire exchange without making this entire page look hideous, so beware of spoilers.

Tella: How rash. Let me see what I can do... Esuna!

Ron: Yeah, yeah. Heal them that way. Great job, Tella.

Nothing happens

Tella: The two have them have turned to stone by their own will. Therefore, they cannot be healed. Those d--- fools. They were so young. Five years of age. Why? It should have been me, not these children.

Ron: Wait, wait what happened?

Cecil: They turned themselves to stone, kid.

Yang: They sacrificed themselves, you see Sir Ron Lionheart.

Ron: No they didn't *nervous laughter*. Come on, let's just use some gold needles on them.

Tella: I will have vengeance. Now!

Ron: Uh...

Cid: Ugh! This is now a battle of vengeance! Just wait 'till I bring out my Enterprise!

Ron: Uh...

Cecil: Just you wait... Golbeeze...!

Ron: You guys... heh... wait... no!

At about this time

Ron: GOLBEEZE! YOU GOLBEEZE!"

"Ron: Wait... you guys... Palom, Porum there... Let's go save them...
 * Later

Cecil: It's right here.

Cid: Yep, right under their noses!

Ron: Wait, you guys... come on...

Cecil: Kid, it's hard to tell you this... but they're gone...

Ron: No, they're not gone! Palom, Porum. They're alive! I know it! Come on! You guys... *through tears* they were my best friends. Hey! You guys! Listen to me! Yang! Tella! Cid! *skips dialogue without reading it*

Cid: Sorry to keep you waiting, Enterprise. Let's go. Sir Ron Lionheart, get over it. They're gone. They're gone, I tell you.

Ron: No, they're not gone! They're not gone! We're going back! We're going to try to save them! *ship takes off* Okay, I don't care what's happening right now! We're going to save Palom and Porum!

Cecil: Trust me kid, there's nothing we can do.

Ron: Well, we'll save them in the next episode. This is Sir Ron *stops to cry* Lionheart. Signing out. Man... Palom and Porum! You guys...

Cecil: Good grief...

Ron: You guys... well, farewell everyone..."