Dick Figures

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Dick Figures is a web series from the mind of Mondo Media. It centers around the normal daily lives of two stick figures, Red and Blue.

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 * Abhorrent Admirer: Purple.
 * Aerith and Bob: Chad, Jason (Trollzor) and Stacy are the only characters with normal names.
 * Asian Speekee Engrish: The raccoon talks this way.
 * Camp Straight: Lord Tourettes. He's extremely frilly and loves flowers and soft fuzzy things, but also tends to act even randier then Red towards women.
 * The Casanova: Red- in the most hilariously offensive way possible. His "charms" don't always work though, specifically when he's too drunk to form coherent advances.
 * Comedic Sociopath: Yes.
 * Gag Boobs: All skinny girls have big bouncy boobs. The one fat girl, Purple, has small saggy boobs.
 * Mama's boobs are huuuuuge. Enough said.
 * One Steve Limit: Stacy probably got her name because there's already a character named Purple.
 * Rapid-Fire Comedy: One of the defining tropes.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red and Blue, of course. Red is a crazy, chaos-creating, fun guy who's kind of a jerk. Blue is an uptight, irritable, usually serious guy who makes frequent facepalms due to Red's shenanigans.
 * Likewise, Stacy is the red to Pink's blue.
 * Rule of Cool
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Well, Cultured-Man and Frat-Boy, anyway (Blue and Red, respectively).
 * Straight Man: Blue.

Episodes of this series provide examples of:
"Blue: "I just got my car washed by sorority girls! It's the best!" Red: "I just got my dick washed by sorority girls! It's the breast.""
 * Aristocrats Are Evil: Earl Grey.
 * All Just a Dream: In "OMG", Blue goes through several of these, complete with that one sound effect from Inception.
 * Auto-Tune: Red sings this way when he swallows a bee in the first episode, "A Bee or Something". Pops up again in "Bath Rhymes", and again in "Losing Streakers."
 * Hell, the bee itself talks like this.
 * A Worldwide Punomenon:

"Blue: "So I don't want you to get any of your shit all over my car. Especially your shit.""
 * And again, immediately afterwards:

"Red: "You see, kids? Miracles DO happen, if you believe in yourself! Merry Christmas, everyone!" Blue: "What? It's the middle of Sum*cuttooutro*""
 * Bad Date: Blue has one in "Trouble Date," because Red shows up with HIS date and ruins Blue's.
 * Bavarian Fire Drill: We're Cops!
 * Big Eater: Red decides to go back in time solely because he wants eat an entire dinosaur.
 * Brainless Beauty: Actually subverted with Stacy. In "Modern Flame War 3", it's revealed she works as an internet technician.
 * Broken Aesop:

""Oh my goood, you lost everythiiing, woooow..." "Oh man I know, Fang Angels is soooo goood...""
 * Almost the entire point of "Pussy Magnet"
 * Brown Note: Kitty Amazing is so adorable he melts the hearts of all who look at him... literally. It's not clear why Red is immune, though.
 * Possibly from all the alcohol he drinks. Am I right, fellas?
 * Check, Please!: Blue does this in "Trouble Date".
 * Bullet Time: Used in "Modern Flame War 3"
 * Chainsaw Good: In "Zombies and Shotguns".
 * Continuity Nod: Kitty Amazing's petrified body is found behind the fridge in "Sex Marks the Spot".
 * Pink remarks in "Role Playas" that D&D night was worse then their first date, that being "Trouble Date"
 * In "Pleasure Cruise", the villain who tries to sink the H.M.S. Tragedy is.
 * In "Losing Streakers", Red accidentally swallows another bee and starts taking in Auto-Tune again.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Red is a Kung-Fu winner.
 * Defeat Means Friendship: After Trollzor was humiliated in "Y U So Meme?", he teams up with Red and Blue to save the internet in "Modern Flame War 3".
 * Dull Surprise: Blue.

"Red: Who's going to pull over a cop car? Nobody! Blue: Wow. You actually have a pretty good point there."
 * Dumbass Has a Point: Red in "We're Cops!"

"Everyone's leveling without me! I'm not l-3-3-t enough!"
 * Granted, this wouldn't pan out in reality, but in the Dick Figures world, it seems to work out quite well.
 * Drink Order: Pina Coladas pop up quite a bit.
 * Enhance Button: Red gets Blue to enhance a large black pixel into a perfect image of Trollzor's location in "Y U So Meme?"
 * Erotic Eating: Red and Stacy attempt this in "Trouble Date".
 * Fail O'Suckyname: The Bloser.
 * Feigning Intelligence: Blue in "Trouble Date", though it's more like Feigning Worldliness. He tries to invoke Everything Sounds Sexier in French and seemingly fails miserably- but Pink falls for it anyway. Happens again in "Kung Fu Winners" with some Gratuitous Chinese.
 * Freaky Friday Flip: "Brain Switch"
 * Funbag Airbag: Blue lands his face in Pink's chest in "Flame War", probably on purpose.
 * Freeze-Frame Bonus: Throughout "Modern Flame War 3" achievement notifications pop up in the lower right corner at significant points in the episode.
 * Gasshole: Red, at the end of "A Bee or Something", in "Attack of the Pwns" and again in the beginning of "Losing Streakers".
 * And near the beginning of "Taco Tuesday".
 * High-Pressure Blood / Overdrawn At the Blood Bank: Red slices his finger (or hand, since fingers don't seem to exist) with a pizza cutter in "Taco Tuesday". He immediately starts spraying huge amounts of blood everywhere, and continues to do so throughout what is basically the entire rest of the episode.
 * Whilst driving, no less. Not well, but...
 * Hollywood Tourettes: The aptly-named Lord Tourettes suffers from this.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Earl Gray fights with cups of tea and a diamond-encrusted monocle.
 * In "Zombies and Shotguns", Red(unintentionally) kills a zombie with a bag of chips.
 * Informed Attractiveness: According to "Modern Flame War 3"
 * Jerkass Gods: A light example in "Zeusbag"
 * Kamehame Hadoken: Red wins the fight in "Kung Fu Winner" using this.
 * Kill It with Fire: Blue takes out a swarm of zombies by shooting a flammable bottle of perfume, engulfing the zombies in a ball of flame.
 * Literal Genie: The "Butt Genie".
 * Leet Lingo: Trollzor:

"Blue/Bloser: Hey Earl Gray, what happens to criminals? Red/Batman: They go to prism!"
 * Mind Screw: Episode 6. It starts out with an Inception parody, which is amazingly the easiest part to follow.
 * Nice Hat: Lord Tourettes' cone hat. It's also a Hat of Power: losing it makes him incapable of cursing, as seen in "Lord Tourettes", where it turns a Mall Santa into a rather Bad Santa.
 * Nigh Invulnerable: A bag of chips in "Zombies & Shotguns." Makes about as much sense in context.
 * Pixellation: In "Fang Angels" you can see Pink's breasts blurred out for a millisecond, even though you could see uncensored breasts in the previous episode. This is either because Pink had actual areola, while the earlier girl had just dots, or it's just a joke.
 * Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: Red scrounges up a Smart Ball while he and Blue fight Earl Gray to give one of these:

"Red: I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout, crazy man, but I'm going to beat you up 'till you bleed soy sauce!"
 * Red to the owner of the Golden Lotus Dragon.

"Red: Hey, where I come from, you're extinct!"
 * Red to a T-Rex:

"Red: Whoo! All this manliness is making me thirsty. Better drink my own piss. *whips out canteen*"
 * Precision F-Strike: Red and Blue swear in a regular basis, but. ..
 * Cluster F-Bomb:
 * Phlebotinum Killed the Dinosaurs:
 * Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Pink and Blue, respectively.
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: In a sense. Lord Tourettes gets these whenever his Hollywood Tourettes kicks in, though he's no more dangerous than usual, just briefly more dangerous-looking.
 * Running Gag: Every episode ends with a cut to the outro sequence in the middle of a sentence.
 * Additionally, Red can usually be spied levitating off the ground at least once an episode.
 * Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Red throughout "Flame War." He even says the Announcer Chatter!
 * Serious Business : "Attack of the Pwns", in which Blue and Red get into an epic space battle over
 * Shout-Out: The episode "OMG" has one to Akira while also being based on Inception.
 * "Sex Marks The Spot" Has a few to Indiana Jones.
 * "Terminate-Her" is one to the Terminator films. You can also see Purple dress up as a Companion Cube.
 * The time machine in "Steakosaurus" has a Flux Capacitor right in the middle of everything.
 * Take That: "Fang Angels" is a not-too-subtle one at Twilight. "Modern Flame War 3" is an even less one to Modern Warfare.
 * Testosterone Poisoning: Red dips into this from time to time, the crowning example being "Modern Flame War 3", where he gets over a fence topped with barbed wire by eating the barbed wire.


 * "Real Dudes Bros Night Man" is all about this.
 * Title Drop: Done cleverly in Pussy Magnet. Just before the cutoff, Lord Tourrettes gives the advice, "All you really need is a big DICK-". In the Stinger, Blue replies "Figures."
 * Too Good for This Sinful Earth :
 * Trope Name: "Catch phrase."
 * Wangst: Parodied with Bloser, the world's most depressing superhero, who tends to annoy everyone around him with his angsty remarks. His powers apparently involve invoking this in others as well.
 * Your Head Asplode: Red can do this to ninjas.
 * Zombie Apocalypse: in "Zombies & Shotguns"