Big Screwed-Up Family/Quotes

"Martellus von Blitzengaard : You know, I could use a few intelligent counselors - and I think you'd be just the right sort of fellow! Father Gerät: I doubt I'd fit in - what's with not being a relative and all. Martellus: Oh, I assure you - that particular point is at the top of your "plus" column."

- Girl Genius Act 2 Vol.1 page 101