Cargo Ship/Quotes

"Captain Kirk: ...and then there was Carol. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.

Xill: So why are you here? Where is she?

Captain Kirk: That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.

Xill: Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy..."

- Star Trek The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans

""Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!""

- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

""Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!""

- Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh

"Shizuo: Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.

Tom: Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?

Shizuo: No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as humans to begin with. More like sharp objects..."

- Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life, Durarara

"Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: What the hell is that thing doing in our bed? Get it out of there!

The Monarch: *smacks her hand away* Don't you f ***ing touch her!

Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Whoa. What's the matter with you?

Monarch: You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and Butter-Glider! Never!

Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!"

- The Venture Brothers

""Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!""

- Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You

""The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT."

"So was the last girl you set me up with..""

- Splinter Cell

""All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution.""

- John Oliver (declaring that he is gay for America), The Daily Show

""I put my My Space sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?""

- Nick Swardson

""I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects.""

- Tuvok, Star Trek Voyager, "Year of Hell, Part II"

"Fenris: The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.

Varric: Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public."

- Dragon Age II

"Snake: You should come inside the box; then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't even wanna know what you mean!"

- Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater