Legend of the Seeker/Funny

"Cara: I asked our "friends" if we could borrow their horses. [Camera cuts to a field full of dead bodies] Cara: They didn't object."
 * Cara acquiring transportation.

"Cara: Actually, I found them by the side of the road, where they died a peaceful, natural death."
 * An even better one occurred in "Fury." Cara hunts several rabbits for a group they're protecting, but being militant pacifists, they don't eat anything that's been killed.

"Cara: [After the Margrave's herald hits on Zedd] It seems you have an admirer.
 * Also, "Princess" stands out as the funniest episode yet. From Cara trying to act like a prim and proper Princess (and failing) to Zedd acting the part of a prim and proper dowager duchess (and succeeding).

Zedd: [Indignantly] Is there any reason why I shouldn't?"

"Richard: ...spirits be with me."
 * And Richard realizing the Margrave's sister he has to seduce isn't the beautiful woman beside him, but the...larger woman next to her.

"Cara: Can we speed this up? She loves you, you love her. I should protect her as if she were you. Did I miss anything? We could be halfway there by the time you finish your good-byes.""
 * In "Extinction", Richard and Kahlan are saying good-bye: