The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney film)/Funny

"Phoebus: Good morning, sir. Frollo: (groans, rubbing his eyes) Phoebus: Are you feeling all right? Frollo: I had a little... trouble with the fireplace."
 * Very dark funny, but immediately after the Hellfire sequence, there is this exchange:

"Frollo: Look at that disgusting display! Phoebus: (with obvious delight) Yes, sir!"
 * Not to mention during Esmeralda's dance routine:

""HAH! Pay up, chump!!""
 * "Achilles, sit!"
 * This Troper thought it was "heel".
 * It's both. "Heel" is used once, a a throwaway joke (and was also the reason that the writers used the name). "Sit" was used twice: once when Phoebus arrives in Paris, and again during the final battle.
 * Your Mileage May Vary, but several moments involving the gargoyles are quite funny, including most of "A Guy Like You" (Hugo cross-dresses as Esmeralda and the gargoyles say Quasi is shaped "like a crossaint is", when they mishear a conversation and come to the conclusion that "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss" and when they all appear to be sketching Esmeralda, except Hugo who sketches Djali the goat instead. And the last moment of the film, where the orchestra pauses for a frustrated Laverne to yell at the birds, "don't you ever migrate?!".
 * Laverne to the pigeons: "Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly! AHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!! *cue Leitmotif*
 * That moment actually doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss!"

"Phoebus: Truce? (He pats Quasi on the back encouragingly) Quasimodo: Well...okay. (He hits Phoebus in the spot where the arrow hit him, causing him to groan in pain) Sorry. Phoebus:: ...no, you're not."
 * And let us not forget this epic exchange after Phoebus and Quasimodo decide to go find the Court of Miracles:

"Clopin: Any last words? Clopin: (rolling his eyes at the Fourth Wall) That's what they all say."
 * A lot of Quasimodo and Phoebus' interactions during this period of the movie is hilarious.
 * And then there's Clopin, indulging in a bit of literal Gallows Humor:
 * Quasimodo and Phoebus, being Bound and Gagged, can only make some indecipherable noises*

"Clopin: Now that we've heard all the evidence-- [interrupting himself with a hand puppet] Wait, I object! [as himself] Overruled! [as puppet] I object! [as himself] Quiet! [as puppet] ...Dang."
 * Immediately followed by:

"Phoebus: You fight almost as well as a man. Esmeralda: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you! Phoebus: That's hitting a little below the belt, isn't it? Esmeralda: No. This is."
 * "I'm free! I'm free! ...Oof! ...Dang it."
 * The entire Esmeralda/Phoebus scene in the cathedral, but especially:

"Victor: "Are you sure that's how it works?""
 * Laverne's ongoing conflict with the pigeons, culminating in "DON'T YOU EVER MIGRATE?!!!"
 * The part when it emerges that Frollo taught Quasimodo his alphabet using words like abomination, blasphemy, contrition, damnation, eternal damnation, and forgiveness. It's both a blessing and a shame that they stopped at f; one wonders what the rest of the alphabet would have been like...
 * Absolutely everything in Esmeralda's chase/escape sequence; the best parts would have to be the aforementioned "I'm free!" bit, and Phoebus, after ducking a ricocheting helmet, in dazed admiration: "What a woman!"
 * The gargoyles building a fully functional catapult from assorted items found in the cathedral and then... shoving it off the roof onto the soldiers.

"Hugo: Works for me!"
 * Made even funnier when the catapult crushes a few soldiers in a manner similar to a mouse trap.


 * "The city of Paris is glowing tonight. Sure, that's because it's on fire, but still there's l'amour."