The Thing (1982 film)/Funny

The 1982 film
". . . you gotta be fucking kidding."
 * Palmer's reaction to the Spider-Head.

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if it's not too much trouble, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"
 * It's gets even funnier when it's revealed that Palmer  when he said that.
 * Garry, after the blood test.

"I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and it's pissed off, whatever it is!"
 * Clarke's description of the Thing:

"I don't believe any of this voodoo bullshit!
 * Childs, on multiple occasions.

Cut me loose! Cut me loose dammit, cut me loose!"


 * When McReady checks up on Blair, he already has a noose with which to hang himself.

The 2011 prequel

 * "Boo!"
 * So I'm gonna die because I floss?
 * We Found A Fucking Alien!
 * The joke at the very beginning.
 * Lars' immediate distrust of everyone.