Inherently Funny Words/Quotes

""[...] I'm at home, sitting in front of my computer in my underwear, trying to decide which animal name is funnier, 'hamster' or 'gerbil.'" ("Answer: 'weasel.'")"

- Dave Barry, introduction to Boogers Are My Beat

""He's doing a show called Nook Hour. He says the word "nook" for an hour. Is it funny? ...not at first. Then it is funny for a bit. Then it stops being funny. Does it become funny again? Yes.""

- Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

""The young people today. They think comedy is dirty words. It's not. It's words that sound dirty. Like mukluk!""

- Krusty The Clown, "Day of The Jackanapes"

"Love Glove: I don't know what to say. Mr. Nobody: Try 'baboon'. It never fails to raise an embarrassed chuckle."

- Doom Patrol #51

"Finn: Let's see... funny... funny... Uh, diggy-diggy? Marceline: PffffBAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

- Adventure Time

""'Lettuce' is not funny. 'Cabbage' is freaking hilarious. Just watch: lettuce (silence), cabbage (laugh track). Works every time.""

- The Nostalgia Critic, "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F%$# Ups 3"

""Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!""

- Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup