Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 series)/Funny

"Shredder: This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up! Bebop: But we did. But then you came busting in and we-- Shredder: No excuses!"
 * "Cowabunga Shredhead" has numerous CMOF after continuous viewing.
 * When Shredder arrives at his temporary hideout in the transport modules while Bebop and Rocksteady were cleaning like Shredder says.

"Bebop: Its that surfer turtle! Rocksteady: Let's turn him into turtle mush! [They run to grab it, then hit their heads on the wall] Shredder: Cretins! Didn't I just say its a hologram?"
 * When a hologram of Michelangelo appears:

"Shredder: I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out. Leonardo: Its Shredder! Shredder: Where? Where?"
 * Any scene with Shredder thinking he's Michelangelo.

"Shredder: (seeing his synthesizer destroyed) What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?! [Bebop and Rocksteady jump on him] Bebop: Great disguise. Rocksteady: Yeah, but not good enough to fool us! Shredder: Ahh, you idiots! What are you doing?"
 * Bebop and Rocksteady singing "We caught us a toitle!"
 * The look on Shredder's face when he turns back to normal.
 * Bebop and Rocksteady think Shredder is a "toitle in disguise".

"Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place! I want to conquer Earth!!"
 * Shredder whining at the end of "Shredded and Splintered"

"Vernon: Ugh, his brain is in his stomach..."
 * Vernon upon seeing the giant Krang in his robot body in the same episode:

"Leonardo: Head for the high ground! Donatello: (trying to reach up) Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. (the Turtles are being washed away) Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!
 * When the street sweeper come towards them in "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles".

Raphael: Just keep telling me that!"

"Blodgett: Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not? Baxter Stockman: Because you're an idiot, that's why!"
 * The scene in "Curse of the Evil Eye" where Blodgett tries to turn his gold watch into piles of gold with Shredder's helmet containing the Eye of Zarnov.

"Rocksteady: Gee boss, it ain't easy gettin' dinosaurs to obey. Bebop: Yeah... (snorts) They're all muscle and no brains.
 * This little gem from "Turtles at the Earth's Core" when Shredder berates Bebop and Rocksteady for sending a Diplodocus to the surface instead of a carnivorous dinosaur:

Shredder: (to the camera) I won't say it, it's too easy."

"LEX-1: When will you humans realize that crime does not pay? Leonardo: Warning shots for jaywalking?! You must have a loose fuse!
 * In the episode Leonardo, the Renaissance Turtle, April O'Neil and Leo are arrested by LEX-1 (a robotic police officer) for accidentally jaywalking, This exchange takes place:

April O'Neil: For sure! This city has ENOUGH potholes in it already!

LEX-1: The prisoners will be put on bread and water for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?

April O'Neil: I can think of a few, (Aside Glance) but, they're not appropriate for television!"