Kyou Kara Ore Wa!!/Funny

"Mitsuhashi: I caught her off the streets! Itou: She's not a dog or a monkey, you don't catch her!"
 * The chapter where Mitsuhashi picks up the little foreign girl, which has gems such as the little girl imitating Mitsuhashi's Bishie Sparkle and Mitsuhashi's justification for it not being a kidnapping.

"Itou: No fair..."
 * When he finally realizes what he's done, he then attempts to get rid of the girl by putting her in a box and abandoning her. He then trips on purpose in order to make Itou catch the box to save the girl and thus be branded as an accomplice.

""Mayonaise, Ketchup, American Coffee, Mild Seven!""
 * Mitsuhashi then teaches the girl how to refer to him and Itou.
 * How Mitsuhashi interprets the English language.
 * Even funnier is whenever Mitsuhashi speaks English.

"Itou: Mitsuhashi! You ate my chocolate cornet, didn't you?! Mitsuhashi: mmnt nmmm! (No I didn't!) Itou: Then what's that in your mouth, huh?! Give it back! Mitsuhashi: (while spitting out the cornet) Blech! Itou: Wha?! Mitsuhashi: Show me proof that this is your bread! Itou: Eww, it's all chewed up...Wait! I see the chocolate! That's mine! Mitsuhashi: He's sharp... Riko: You two are disgusting!"
 * The end of chapter 25.

"Tanigawa: Looks like everyone here is afraid of you, Imai-san! Imai: Hmph! And why is that Tanigawa? Tanigawa: Well, everyone here knows you! And even if they didn't they would still be scared! Imai: And why would they be scared, Tanigawa? Do I look scary? Tanigawa: Oh yeah! You're really big...and look really scary! Imai: I guess people should be scared. I'm a bad man. Tanigawa: Er...that's right! You're bad, Imai-san! Imai: So that makes me the baddest guy around! Tanigawa: Er...well...Sure! You're the worst there is! (thinking)I get it. So he wants to be badder than "him"...
 * The beginning of Chapter 26.

Imai: Tanigawa! Why did you just hesitate?!"

"Mitsuhashi: Um, sorry...I don't swing that way... Delinquent: That's not what I meant!"
 * In the same chapter, a delinquent writes a fake love letter to Mitsuhashi in order to lure him out so he can fight him. Mitsuhashi interprets this as well as you expect him to.


 * Riko tries to convince her classmates that Mitsuhashi has good sides.
 * Imai accidentally hits a cop in the face, Mitsuhashi, Itou and Tanigawa all ask him to turn himself in and beg for forgiveness, when he freaks out thinking of the trouble he will get into and knocks the officer's partner into a trash can running away. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Mitsuhashi trying to teach Itou's cousin how to defend himself from bullies, involving such things as peeling an onion to prove Itou that men could cry too and accidentally picking a fight with Kagawa-san.
 * Sagawa summoning Mitsuhashi and Itou to fight off a group of bullies from Akehisa. Made even funnier by the head bully asking him if he thought he could scare them by saying their names before Itou walked to the scene and Mitsuhashi literally jumped out of nowhere.