The Alcoholic/Quotes

"Richie: What's in this?! Eddie: Brandy! Richie: Good! Eddie: Meths, pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie! Richie: Drambuie?! Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh! Eddie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright! You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you? Richie: [taking a whiff] Jesus! How are you alive?! Eddie: I may very well not be!"

- Bottom, "Hole"

""I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk.""

- Leonard Cohen, "That Don't Make It Junk"

""S/he needs alcohol to get through the working day.""

- Every single dwarf's profile in Dwarf Fortress

""Alcohol is one of mankind's friends. Can I abandon a friend?""

- Yang Wen-Li, Legend of Galactic Heroes

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesn’t sound right."

- Mitch Hedberg

""It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.""

- Andre the Giant

""Next, to my alchoholic brother..." "Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!" "To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life..." "I'm covering up my head!" "I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey..."
 * raises head* "Really?""

- The Frantics, Last Will and Temperament

"Big Daddy: Why do you drink so much? Brick: Gimme another drink and I'll tell you."

- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof