Water/YMMV

"Sir Malcolm: "And we do regret the somewhat disappointing revenue." Thatcher: "How much?" Sir Malcolm: "Err...one cent per every hundred barrels..." (flung letter opener drills into the wall next to his head)"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Sir Malcolm Leveridge is having to explain to the Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher how he let an American oil company get the sole rights to Cascara's mineral water. The prime minister is opening her mail at the time.


 * Crowning Music of Awesome: Unsurprising as it was directed by George Harrison. And if you like reggae music, there's plenty.
 * National Stereotypes: Bungling British bureaucrats, gung-ho Americans, and French mercenaries with carte du jour rations.