NANACA†CRASH!!

NANACA†CRASH!! (sometimes affectionately referred to as "Zubaan") is a free online game based on the eroge CROSS†CHANNEL. It's about running into a boy (Taichi Kurosu) with a bicycle. The object of the game is to keep him flying in the air. If he stops, the game is over.

For some reason, it's extremely addictive.

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 * Action Commands: Fulfilling certain conditions and landing on one of the girls gives you a limited window to getting an extra strong movement boost. Also doubles as a Limit Break.
 * Announcer Chatter: Who exactly is the guy talking during Touko's special attack?
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Taichi seems pretty normal when he's stopped.
 * Bike Fu
 * Bishonen: Taichi, except after he's hit.
 * Bleached Underpants: The characters are borrowed from the PC H-Game CROSS†CHANNEL.
 * Butt Monkey: Again, Taichi.
 * Charged Attack:
 * Collision Damage: What the game is all about, actually.
 * Controllable Helplessness: Also what the game is all about!
 * Combination Attack: The specials for Kiri and Miki, as well as Misato.
 * Comedic Sociopathy: The entire premise-ramming a mentally unstable young man who happens to have sexual health issues and seeing how far your buddies can karate kick him-is rather sadistic. But damn funny.
 * Copy and Paste Environments: The background will repeat the same clouds and mountains over and over again.
 * Crash Into Hello: Nanaka crashing into Taichi with her bicycle at the beginning of the game.
 * Everything's Better with Spinning: Taichi spinning around while he's in the air.
 * Funbag Airbag: Quite literally happens if Misato stops Taichi.
 * In Name Only: Surprisingly averted. A lot of the characters' relationships with each other in CROSS†CHANNEL are pretty well summed up by how their specials are unlocked.
 * Lucky Charms Title
 * Panty Shot:
 * Kiri, every time she kicks Taichi.
 * Misato has one during her special, but you probably won't notice at first since Taichi's getting beaten up by the other girls at the same time.
 * Quad Damage:
 * Refuge in Audacity: In a world where a child in an auto accident is usually a scary or tragic thing, this game makes no apologies pummeling him as repeatedly and furiously as conceivably possible for comic effect.
 * Slapstick
 * You All Look Familiar: Aside from Taichi and Nanaka, there are 7 other characters in this game, and seeing as another character pops up on the screen every 10 meters, expect to see a lot of them.
 * You Fail Biology Forever: Taichi seems fine after getting run over, launced into the stratosphere, kicked, bouncing several times, and stopping dead when hitting a Meganekko, something that sould have reduced the both of them to greasy red smears.
 * You Fail Physics Forever: Some later versions have meters that give Taichi's velocity, either horizontally, vertically, or absolutely (with a little arrow to indicate direction and angle). Just calculating the forces involved will make the average physics student cringe in sympathy.