Smug Snake/Quotes

""Darius Dunn is a master of deception, Leonardo. But you must have faith that he will trip up someday... and when he does, we will be there.""

- Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

""Yeah, reach out for me! I'm a snake! never trust a snake!""

- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, WWF Superstars

""I've triumphed! Finally I am a very wealthy man which means that everybody must do as I say! I think I'll buy myself a new car with an extra powerful engine so that I can exceed the legal speed limit and an extra thick bumper so that I can ram into people without getting it scratched. And I shall name the car Count Olaf after myself so that when people hear the scream of breaks they'll shout "Look out! Here comes Count Olaf! Orphans! Head for the nearest luxury car retailer!""

- Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events

"Nadine Cross: They're coming for you, you know. The old woman sent them before she died. Randall Flagg: Get your ass back in here. Nadine Cross: Everything you've made here is falling apart. They're saying a simple retarded boy outwitted Randall Flagg. They're saying Judge Farris got away from your man in Idaho. Randall Flagg: He's as dead as Judas Iscariot. Nadine Cross: They're asking questions about Dayna, too. It's all slipping through your fingers. And they're whispering, Randy. I can see them, leaving their posts in the dead of night, and your eye can't see them. And when they come here — Stu… and Ralph… and Glen… and La— when they get here, your time will end, and I'll be watching. I'll be watching from Hell, with your baby in my arms!"

- The Stand

"-Perhaps you would like to see how sssnake-like I can be!"

- Jafar, Aladdin

"-Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school, but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, extremely dangerous half-breeds."

- Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter

"-My sister. My dear sister. Oh, she'll think she's so great, won't she?"

- Jim Taggart, Atlas Shrugged

"-You do NOT tell your elders what to do!"

- Davina Marr, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Shit, I hate this guy!"

- James Vega on Kai Leng, Mass Effect 3

"But what we call “empty suits”, of the kind you see in think tanks or large corporations -- those who want to increasingly run our lives or intervene in Libya -- look like actors playing the part, down to their vocabulary and the multiplicative meetings. Talk is cheap and people who talk and don’t do are easily detectable by the public because they are too good at talking."

- Nassim Nicholas Taleb, What do I mean by Skin in the Game? My Own Version