Layman's Terms/Quotes

" which part confuses you more, my complex lexicon or the fact that i beat you with your own logic?  using big words doesn't make you more smarter.  Sorry, let me put it in an language that you can understand  OMG, ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! J00 GOT OWNED!!11111!!"

- bash.org, #637196

"GLaDOS: Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

- Portal

"Arthax: And all this time I thought The Green Man was merely an anthromorphization of man's fear of nature.

Yeagar: Huh?

Nodwick: Arthax think green guy not real like tooth fairy.

Yeagar: Oh."

- Nodwick