American Gods/Funny

"Raven: Fuck you."
 * Shadow: Hey, Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are. Say 'Nevermore'.


 * Just two words: Tiger balls.

"Anansi: Where were you the day God was handin' out brains, boy? Shadow: Someone was telling a story about tigers' balls and I had to stop and hear how it ended."
 * A follow up:


 * Neil Gaiman, Patton Oswalt, and Zelda Williams (Robin Williams' dauaghter) do a dramatic reading of the part with Bilquis in Chapter One