SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes


 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8

Catch Phrases

 * SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
 * Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
 * Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
 * Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
 * Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
 * Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
 * Fred: "My leg!"
 * Sandy: "Yee-haw!"

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
 * "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
 * "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."

Patrick Star

 * "Birthday Happy."
 * "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
 * "We are young, We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
 * "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."

Sandy Cheeks

 * "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
 * "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
 * "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
 * "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
 * Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"

SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]

Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."

Eugene Krabs
"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."
 * "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
 * "That's me money walking out the door!"
 * "Hello... may I take your money?"
 * (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
 * "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
 * Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream." Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."
 * "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."

Fishes

 * SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!" Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming]
 * SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!" Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"