Aliens Speaking English

"Graeme: How come I can understand you? Are you using some sort of neural language router? Paul: Actually, I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot!"

- Paul

As unlikely as it may seem, most alien species can speak English—or Japanese, or French, or whatever the language of the show's producers and intended demographic is. This has the added advantage that the characters can sometimes lapse into their native tongue when the script demands.

Sometimes this is a case of Translator Microbes or the Translation Convention, where the aliens are logically assumed to be speaking their own language and the words are getting translated en route (and any questions of why their lip movements should synch with their translated dialogue instead of syncing with their original tongue can be simply ignored). On the other hand, sometimes the aliens really did learn to speak English—hey, if they've been watching our television shows all this time, they could have easily figured it out by now.

If you want to keep things lively, using a Bilingual Dialogue with alienese as the foreign language is always cool. If you want your aliens to be scary, have them instead speak in the Black Speech.

This can also show up with hackers being able to access any (human or alien) computer system, or computers decoding any (audio, video, or text) signal from any source with a simple "On screen" from the captain. Presumably there is a galactic standard for shipboard computers, or our heroes managed to record an alien signal from when they weren't about to be destroyed by them, and engineer a translation program. (Conversely, we've been broadcasting educational children's programs like Sesame Street for decades, so maybe the aliens were listening in on them too.)

Usually these are Acceptable Break From Reality, because not knowing what the aliens are saying would be quite uninteresting, and having the show's cast spend the first half of every episode learning how to say 'hello' in the Alien Language of the Week seriously undercuts the story. Sometimes though, authors like to have some explanation, even if it is only a quick Hand Wave.

If the words are understandable but the grammar rules are not, then it's a Strange Syntax Speaker. See Eternal English for the time travel equivalent. Occasionally justified by a Common Tongue. Compare Anime Accent Absence for when the Japanese forget to put accents on their foreign characters

Anime and Manga

 * Lum, Ten, and Lum's father from Urusei Yatsura speak Japanese, but Lum's mother cannot (her speech is rendered as Mahjong tiles). Rei can say just a few words, and Lum forgets Japanese for an entire episode after getting hit by a baseball.
 * But... practically every alien other than Lum's mother is fluent. Benten, Oyuki, Ran, Elle, the taxi driver...
 * All those aliens in To LOVE-Ru seem to have their Japanese down just fine.
 * Although apparently it did take some time for Lala to learn the written language.
 * And English for that matter, when
 * For some reason, intergalactic demons from Dragon Ball Z seem to speak impeccable Japanese, although at times, various aliens speak their native tongue, such as Freeza, though it makes you wonder why they choose to speak Japanese in the first place. The Namekians also have their own native language, as one of the village elders speaks it to try and confuse Frieza, although Frieza is well aware of the fact that he can speak Japanese. Also, the Namekian dragon can only be released by a password spoken in Namekian and wishes can only be made in the Namekian language. This is made more confusing by the fact that the Dragon itself speaks normal Japanese.
 * The English dub mentions a “Universal Language”, but this isn't in the original Japanese.
 * Dragon Ball Abridged plays with this just like everything else, stating that English is the universal language. They also fix the issue with Porunga by having him speak only Namekian (which sounds suspiciously like Klingon).
 * In Axis Powers Hetalia, America's alien friend Tony speaks English. ("Fucking limey!")
 * Even in Japanese. Tony somehow speaks better English than anglo countries do!
 * Which perhaps is more of positive reflection upon Tony's actor compared to the rest of them, than it is a negative one upon the characters themselves.
 * The Human Aliens in Lyrical Nanoha speak Japanese. Their computers speak English (or German). Think about that for a second.
 * Although magic enables telepathy, so a translation effect as an extension of that makes a certain amount of sense. As for the devices, one can assume that they are speaking Midchildan or Belkan, rendered into English or German for the sake of aesthetics.
 * In Vandread, this is half played straight as every population speaks (or telepathically thinks) in the same language, but the Mejerran pirates can't read Tarak computer panels.
 * This is intentional. Both planets speak Japanese, but the Majarrians write only in kana, and the Tarakkians write only in kanji. It's a backhanded reference to a popular treatise on the Japanese language published in the 1950s; in one passage it compares instances of male and female writing that approach this extreme, and remarks that to look at them you'd scarcely think they were in the same language.
 * Villains in Sailor Moon are often Aliens. The hell tree arc, the Death Busters and Shadow Galactica are all full of them. As are the Villains of all 3 Movies. Aside from a single gag during the Hell Tree Arc, none of them show any signs of speaking anything but perfect Japanese. The Musicals also have new alien characters though this may be to Media limitations (You can't have subtitles in a live show.)
 * The Death Busters were . As for the rest, if even the cats can speak the local language, it's best not to think about it too hard.
 * The El Ninonians in Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei all speak Japanese.
 * Also in Gintama the aliens already managed to take over the world but for some reason they all learned Japanese instead of making the humans learn their language.
 * However, there seem to be quite a few different species of aliens, so they might have just all learned the language of the oppressed to spare them the possibly multiple language courses.
 * In Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl, aliens on a research mission learned perfect Japanese before landing, just for convenience.
 * An interesting example that gets more amusing in translation is during episode 6 of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Asuka has attempted a dual-pilot synchronization with Shinji but Unit 02 was set to interpret German and refuses a full start-up. Shinji demonstrates his Small Reference Pools and an annoyed Asuka verbally prompts that the plug operating system, which had been set to German, switch to Japanese, while speaking in English.
 * Completely averted in From Far Away. The Trapped in Another World main character can't speak a word of that world's language when she arrives, and spends a good hunk of the story gradually learning it so that she'll be able to communicate with people.
 * When the girls of Magic Knight Rayearth are transported to Cephiro, they seem to take it for granted that everyone speaks Japanese. That is, until they meet Caldina and notice her Kansai Regional Accent. Then they start asking if there's an Osaka in Cephiro too.
 * Even though she's not an alien (maybe ...) Squid Girl is believed to be able to speak Japanese because she lived in Japanese coastal waters until coming ashore. She also picks up English quickly.
 * Lampshaded in Keroro Gunsou. Keroro and other keronians/aliens (like mois) speak pefect Japanese/English. When asked about this by Fuyuki he counters by saying that Japanese/English sounds like Keronian.
 * Used in DearS when Ren learns Japanese in one night by reading a single Japanese textbook. Justified because it's a genetic trait programed into the Dears to learn languages. How this also allows her to SPEAK Japanese however is never explained

Comic Books
""Our credit's no good but you just happen to speak our language" "Earth Human Corps got no account here, but everyone know English. Easiest language around.""
 * Justified Trope in the Marvel Comics series Sleepwalker, when the eponymous alien hero learns to speak English because that's the language his human host speaks. The letters page stated that if Sleepwalker had been trapped in the mind of someone who spoke another language, like French or German, he would have begun using that language when he first appeared in the human world.
 * One silver age Jimmy Olsen story in The DCU had Jimmy stranded on an alien world where everyone spoke English. The explanation? They had studied the universe's languages and adopted English as the most efficient! The mind boggles!
 * The supplementary material Titan A.E. comics had this:

"Mark: "Hey, how do you guys speak English?" Martian: "What's English?""
 * A subversion of sorts of this in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Black Dossier, with the character of Galley Wag, who is from a dark-matter dimension and speaks in a bizarre slang that only makes sense in context, pronouncements like "Bread and Tits!" and "Huff yer oyver in all you'm tick senned such a plumious sparktackle?" are the norm. In addition, his assistants/possible lovers, the Dutch Dolls, speak only in Dutch. One of the human characters, Mina, is able to understand both what Galley Wag and his dolls are saying, to facilitate translation.
 * Alan Moore also played with this in Top Ten, where alien liason Mr. Quex-Ur has very clumsy syntax and overall seems like he just took his first English class yesterday.
 * There was also a full aversion in volume 2 of League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen where Hawley Griffin communicates with the aliens by drawing pictures.
 * Poked at in Invincible When Marks meets the Martians.

"Alien: Well, duh. Novakish is the only language that's simpler. And with that you mostly pull your joint and spit. Barry: Like baseball."
 * A similar example occurs in an early issue of Thunderbolts.
 * Subverted in the beginning of Skizz by Alan Moore. After the alien lands on earth, all his dialogue and thoughts are written in English while during his first interactions with humans, all their dialogue is written in a very alien script. Skizz himself is later taught English (and it helps that learning and translating languages is both his occupation and area of expertise).
 * In The Adventures of Barry Ween it is stated that most aliens can speak English.


 * In a Carl Barks comic Uncle Scrooge went underground (No Pun Intended) and met the Terries and the Fermies. They talked like cowboys, because through the ground they listened to the radio. As a side effect, they thought that money was worthless because people try to give it away on the radio. Oh, and they make earthquakes.
 * The Scrameustache justifies the language thing; the aliens have devices which allow them to learn any language in minutes (first time Khena encountered them, conversation took place in their language, because they had used the device on him while he was sleeping). But the "Aliens have our culture" trope is exagerated if not parodied: the alien medic wears a red cross!

Fan Works

 * In Keepers of the Elements, on all of the magical planets, everyone speaks English. It is however, subverted for most of the Spectrans as Spectran is their official language, but played straight for a few of them that do speak English and other Earth languages fluently.
 * When the four arrive on C'hou in With Strings Attached, they immediately meet people who speak accented English (much to their relief). Everywhere else they go, everyone speaks English. However, early on, John and Ringo encounter several books in other languages, and Stal mentions that some names (Idri'en Tagen and Raleka) are “old language names.” And different races have different styles of names, suggesting derivation from different languages. As the four have other things to think about and are not linguists, they never delve into this topic.
 * The enigmatic Celestial race in Sinner Blue Darks Misfortune can not only speak English fluently, but apparently all the languages known in the universe if need be.
 * Pretty much every alien in Calvin and Hobbes: The Series does this.
 * In the RWBY fanfic Emergence, the natives of Remnant speak modern, idiomatic English -- but they call it "Valic".

Film

 * Coneheads pepper their speech with both English and Remulakian. However, the English has no slang and sounds like it was read straight from a book.
 * The Transformers in the live-action Transformers film assimilated languages from the world wide web. Word of God states that Megatron, who was frozen inside the Hoover Dam since its construction, picked up languages from the nearby scientists and engineers.
 * Weirdly enough, in the second film, Megatron and Starscream have entire conversations in plain English despite not talking to any humans in particular. Maybe it's just easier to say than the garble they normally talk with.
 * Starscream's narration in the Reign of Starscream storyline does indeed mention that Human languages are very easy for them to replicate.
 * In the novelization of the first film Optimus tries to speak Mandarin Chinese to Sam and Mikaela when they first meet, which the teens hypothesize that he's trying the language with the highest number of speakers.
 * In Star Wars, the majority of characters speak English (or the viewers' language, translated). This is usually referred to as 'Galactic Basic', a common galactic language.
 * And some of the finer moments in the original trilogy are when this trope is inverted: two characters converse, each in their own language, with no subtitles provided - Han and Chewie throughout; C-3PO and R2-D2 throughout; Luke and R2-D2, Han and the droid at the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back; and Lando conversing with his copilot in Return Of The Jedi come to mind. The beginning of The Phantom Menace could have used a lot more of this.
 * It's explained in the expanded universe that "Basic" is the human language, and because of demographics, the common interspecies language. However, some non-human can understand basic but not speak it.
 * Inverted in one of the Expanded Universe novels when Leia goes to Kashyyyk and has difficultly understanding the Wookiees, aside from one, a professional greeter who explains rather sheepishly that he has a speech impediment which makes it easier for "Basic Speakers" to understand.
 * In the first edition, there were some English words on computer screens. Replaced by the fictional alphabet Aurebesh in DVD edition.
 * Darth Vader's chestplate has Hebrew script on it, and has since the beginning, so they've never relied entirely on the Roman alphabet. Always relied on Earthern alphabets, yes, but not always roman.
 * Earth Girls Are Easy had the furry human aliens learning English via television - resulting in them imitating Jerry Lewis and James Dean, and asking questions like "Are we limp and hard to manage?"
 * Centauri from The Last Starfighter apparently speaks English without the need for a translator device. Though considering the fact that he had to have spent considerable time on Earth while developing and marketing the Starfighter video game, it makes sense.
 * Also hand-waved for most of the entire outer space portion of the movie as one of the first things Alex Rogan has done is have a 'translator' embedded in him - so the aliens are not speaking English... he's hearing them in English. Of course the Ko-Dan still talk amongst each other in English.
 * The Transylvanians in the Rocky Horror Picture Show are all capable of both speaking (and singing) in English. Of course, it's implied they learned how to speak English from watching old "B" movies such as King Kong.
 * Averted in Contact. The 'Vegans' make contact with a signal based on mathematics. When the National Security Advisor asks why these superadvanced aliens don't just communicate in English, the protagonist responds sarcastically that most people on Earth don't speak it. "Mathematics is the only universal language."
 * In Avatar it's explained Grace opened up a school for the Na'vi and taught them English several years before the film opened. The school was also shut down some time before the film started.
 * Justified in Buckaroo Banzai. The Red Lectroids originally came to the U.S. back in 1938, so they've had plenty of time to learn English. The Black Lectroids have apparently been studying the Earth for a long time while they were keeping an eye on the Red Lectroid refugees.
 * And who could forget Galaxy Quest, where everything has been learnt by the aliens from "the historical documents".
 * The Thermians still had to use translators (Laliari's broke down in the limo). Presumably, Sarris had one as well.
 * Justified in Planet of the Apes. The apes all speak English, but that's because they were on Earth all along.
 * Not truly aliens per se but Atlantians in Atlantis: The Lost Empire magically know every language even though they've been isolated from society for centuries.
 * The attempted justification for this is that the Atlantean language is apparently the mother tongue from which all European languages are descended. This makes about as much sense as someone from ancient Rome being fluent in Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French, and Romanian without any prior exposure to said languages.
 * Planet 51: Lem and Chuck tell each other "You speak ... my language." Some viewers expect a "Rigelian" joke a la The Simpsons (see Western Animation below), but the native name remains unrevealed.
 * The villains in most Godzilla sequels usually speak in poorly dubbed English.
 * Predators in the Predator movies record, play back and imitate human phrases, but never come up with their own. It's left a bit murky as to how well they actually understand what they're saying, but it's usually good enough to lure unwary humans into their grasp.
 * They understand it enough to make an Ironic Echo when appropriate.
 * At the end of Predator 2 one alien messes with a necklace (translator device?) before saying 'take this' and handing over a duelling pistol.
 * Hunter Prey
 * Lampshaded in Paul, as demonstrated by the page quote
 * The Day the Earth Stood Still. The remake one-ups this by having Klaatu speak Mandarin Chinese.
 * Played with in Starman, where the title character knows some of Earth's languages, but only from what was aboard Voyager II. Hilarity Ensues as he tries to comprehend simple phrases such as "Take it easy". He is a bit more fluent by the end, but still speaks in broken sentences.

Literature

 * The StarCraft novel Queen of Blades (by Aaron Rosenberg) seems to have a bad case of this, with Jim Raynor encountering Zerg Cerebrates and Overlords that speak aloud in English, conveniently letting him eavesdrop.
 * Justified Trope in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by the Babelfish, a very small organism that went into your ear and read brainwaves to act as a universal translator.
 * The explanation was particularly elegant in that the Babel Fish is said to survive by "eating" unconscious thoughts and emotions from thinking beings around it, and the means by which it "processes" these thoughts leaves only the most superficial surface thoughts—i.e. the thoughts behind intentional, verbal communication -- "undigested" and excreted into the host's mind. In other words, it's an explanation for why it's a perfect translator and only a translator. Whereas other times, when the Universal Translator works by some kind of telepathy, it leaves open the question of why you can't use it to tell you what the guy is thinking all the time rather than only when he's talking to you.
 * Additionally within The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, some words and phrases have almost universal phonetic equivalents in every other language, even though the meanings often vary considerably. There is, in any society advanced enough to make mixed drinks, a drink that sounds like 'gin and tonic', for instance, and throughout the known universe, our planet is the only one which uses 'Belgium' to mean something other than the most extreme profanity.
 * We're also shunned for using the word 'cricket' to refer to a ball game, as the rest of the galaxy still remembers the Krikkit Wars. The equipment used to play cricket on Earth strongly resembles the Earthshattering Kaboom-scale weaponry used in said wars, which is considered by other races to be extremely tactless of us.
 * Additionally, there are phrases such as "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" that will occasionally fall through a rip in time-space, and starting an intergalactic war because of its interpretation as a huge threat/insult at an alien conference table.
 * They were really tiny; they'd never have been able to put Babel fish in their ears.
 * CS Lewis averts the trope at the end of Out of the Silent Planet: the academic main character, who has lived with the alien planet's natives and learned some of their language, is recruited by a human Corrupt Corporate Executive to translate a speech full of flowery white-man's-burden rhetoric about why they should let him colonize their planet and take their resources. The main character does his best to render it within the grasp of his basic Alienese and ends up completely exposing the antagonist's agenda without twisting a single word.
 * It should also be noted that the main character is a Philologist, and even so it took him several weeks to come up with a basic understanding of the language.
 * In Animorphs the Yeerks are apparently teaching* various hosts (Hork-Bajir especially) English so they can talk to each other. Of course, their alternatives were Taxxon (good luck pronouncing it without a several-foot tongue), the Hork-Bajir or Gedd languages (too simple), or some other Earth language (pointless as most of their human hosts knew English already).
 * On the whole though this isn't too improbable. Human-Controllers' Yeerks would know English from their hosts' memories, and Hork-Bajir speak a strange mix of Galard and English ("Stop that gafrash shooting, logafach."). Taxxon-speak is said to be almost impossible to decipher, even for Controllers.
 * The free Hork-Bajir likewise speak mostly (crude) English mixed with their native language, but their Seer (who has genius-level intelligence by human standards, even) speaks flawless English - leading a National Guard commander to remark about the "aliens speaking more perfect English than [his] troops."
 * It is also revealed in "Visser" that Hork-Bajir brains actually mangle the different languages together naturally. Which means even when controlled by a Yeerk, the Yeerk will find themselves mixing the languages as well.
 * Averted in Lacuna; the Toralii are physically incapable of speaking any Human language (and Humans are incapable of speaking Toralii) but they can understand it.
 * The mi-go in HP Lovecraft's "The Whisperer in Darkness" speak English, but that's because they've been on Earth in secret long enough to learn our languages.
 * And it's mentioned that they need surgical help in order to even produce the sounds necessary for human speech. They communicate with each other by telepathy, as well as bioluminescent colour shifts.
 * And even then, they speak by buzzing, which sounds creepy and abnormal even though they can technically get the English sounds just right.
 * S.P. Meek apparently thought this was too absurd a trope to use in his story Awlo of Ulm. Instead, his miniature Serkis Folk spoke Hawaiian. For no apparent reason and without so much as being lampshaded. And if you think that's bad, but keep reading anyways, you're in for one hell of a time...
 * Played painfully straight in Power Rangers. Except for one alien in Power Rangers SPD, everything speaks English, from the Human Aliens to the twenty foot long mafia scorpion.
 * Add in the fact that some of the creatures have been locked away for thousands of years, yet they always come out of the bottle speaking perfect English.
 * Not only speak, but in the Delta Megaship rooms are named in English.
 * In the short story "On a Clear Day You Can See All the Way to Conspiracy" by Desmond Warzel, the aliens speak perfect English; for at least two of them, however, this is justified, as they've been hiding out in suburban Cleveland and would need to speak English to blend in.
 * In The Player of Games by Iain M Banks, the narrator explains that although all dialogue takes place in either Marain (the official language of the Culture) or Eachic (the language spoken in the empire in which most of the story takes place), it has been translated into the (reader's) language, albeit in a cruder form. Banks exploits the 'translated for the reader' device to drop a couple of heavy hints about the reader's (that is, Earth) society. Probably the least subtle is the long digression discussing how the third, dominant sex of the Azadians will be referred to by the pronouns of the dominant sex in the reader's society. In English, at least, all members of the 'apex' sex are referred to as 'he'. Player of Games arguably constitutes an in-universe aversion of this trope, as it's a minor plot point that the different languages available, having evolved out of exceedingly different cultures, affect the way the protagonist thinks, and therefore acts, depending on which one he's using. As in, there are concepts common to Eachic inexpressible in Marain, and vice versa.
 * Lampshaded in a Samurai Cat tale. The duo are on an alien ship trying to decipher the controls, and find that they're actually labelled in Japanese. Then they realise that, despite being from 17th century Japan, they were speaking English.
 * Justified in Technic History. Humans are the dominant species and naturally aliens will learn human languages to communicate, assuming they have compatible communication organs. At the same time aliens have their own native languages.
 * In Christopher Stasheff's A Wizard in Rhyme series, the Ordinary High School Student protagonist transports himself to the story's alternate universe by deciphering a Summon Magic spell. The problem is, said alternate universe is a Fantasy Counterpart Version of Medieval Europe, and he explicitly learned their version of French. Then he goes and has adventures with Italians, Germans/Austrians, even Muslims, and yet there is no language barrier.
 * French actually was a widely-used international language for quite a bit of the middle ages. Several of the people he meets are visibly uncomfortable with it as a second language (especially the Arabs), and he occasionally has to fall back on magical translation.
 * Averted in E. E. "Doc" Smith's Triplanetary, in which the humans and the Nevians can only talk to each other after the Nevians build a frequency-shifter to bring their pitch of speech within the humans' range of hearing (and vice versa). Even then, Costigan teaches not only the Nevians but his civilian companion Marsden the Triplanetarian standard language instead of English, whilst the humans in turn learn Nevian. The slow way.
 * Lampshaded in other novels set chronologically later in the same universe. Virgil Samms describes to Rod Kinnison the communication difficulties that would be experienced in first-contact situations taking place under extreme pressure, and even acknowledges that the solution would require "a Deus Ex Machina with a vengeance". Shortly thereafter, the Arisians provide him with just what he needs, but it's more than adequately justified in canon. In Galactic Patrol, when Kim Kinnison describes how the Lens causes the receiver of the Lensman's thoughts to "hear" the words spoken fluently in their own language, he admits that without the Lens, he only speaks a few words of Valerian Dutch "and those with a vile American accent".
 * Averted again (and even more radically) in Virgil Samms' contacts with the frigid-blooded, partially hyperdimensional Palainians, some of whose ideas and practices are so alien that warm-blooded three-dimensional beings have no way of conceptualising or understanding them. The Lens in this case supplies an otherwise-meaningless word or term which thereafter is associated with that concept. We never find out in Smith's original canon what a dexitroboper does, despite a demonstration (Samms is only able to understand it as being a job description to do with nourishment or nutrients), nor what emmfozing actually is (he knows it is to do with reproduction, but Kragzex can't explain it to him because humanity only has two sexes).
 * In the H. Beam Piper short story Omnilingual, a female archaeologist faces the skepticism of her colleagues when she tries to translate the long dead language of Martian, despite the fact that there could be no possible 'Rosetta Stone' (a message with a known language paired with the same message in the unknown language). She finds it anyway when they come across the Periodic Table of Elements in a Martian university.
 * Spoofed in Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers by Harry Harrison. Every alien race the heroes come across has “listened to your radio broadcasts” and learned fluent English for one reason or another.
 * In Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time Perrin has no problem interpreting the "vision-speak" the wolves send him even with no common cultural background and Wolfbrothers were exceedingly rare to the point that most wolves didn't even know humans still had the ability.
 * In the Alice, Girl from the Future series, all the aliens speak Russian, as do fairy tale and fantasy creatures from different countries in The Time of Myths. This is never explained, although Pashka lampshades it in The End of Atlantis and presents a convoluted and obviously incorrect theory that the modern Russians are distant descendants of the Atlanteans. Alice calls him on it (H Gowever, this was before they learned these were aliens).
 * Also, there is an intersellar Common Tongue (and Alice has no problem understanding a 25 centuries old Alien Popsicle), Alice had to learn alien languages at least twice, and Space Pirates seem to have an all consonant language.
 * Inverted in Anne McCaffrey's Talent series, with the Mrdini. The Mrdini language is pronounceable by humans, but the Mrdini have extreme difficulty with human languages, due to a general lack of vowels in their own language. The result is that while many Mrdini understand English just fine, humans will often speak in 'Dini during mixed-species conversations.
 * Averted in The Sparrow. The main character is a linguist and much of the plot, suspense, and character development comes from the aliens and humans learning each other's languages (and the meanings beyond the literal meanings of the words used).
 * In Benedict Jacka's Fated, we have a variant with an ancient wizard sort of raised from the dead who can speak perfect english. But it's actualy a brilliant subversion because

Live Action TV

 * Although the later incarnations of Star Trek make occasional mention of "Universal Translators" being built into the uniform commbadges, the original series simply ignored the question of language except in a few rare instances.
 * And, of course, the handwave doesn't explain the times where communication does become a problem, or where certain words get left in the original. If the translator doesn't translate the names of certain Klingon pets and foods, on the idea that the original word conveys information better than the translated word would, why doesn't that effect pepper the speech on other subjects? And why do characters sometimes have to hunt for a word in English, then give up and explain the concept they were getting at, since the word in their original language has no English equivalent?
 * Also, on the subject of the Original Series, some episodes have a justified use of English. The Iotians in "A Piece Of The Action" are established as an imitative culture, and they were exposed to English-speaking humans. Planet Eight-Ninety-Two IV was a parallel Roman development, meaning that Latin was probably spoken, which could have led to a transition to English upon contact with John Merrick. And John Gill shaped the Nazi planet; he probably taught the aliens English.
 * The issue of different words/inflections/etc came up in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. When analyzing a conversation between Weyoun and Sisko about a peace treaty, they remove the automatic translation to discover a key point in his delivery that the English translation glosses over.
 * Not handwaved in Enterprise, because Hoshi was there to serve as a translator. Possibly the advanced alien species the crew came in contact with had their own version of a universal translator and thus could communicate with the crew.
 * Which also explains why Uhura was a translator in the 09 reboot - the UT wasn't invented yet or was in development.
 * The UT existed in Enterprise, it was just unreliable, while was good enough to be seamless by the 23rd century. Its being missing there is just indicative of the lack of care they took over detail.
 * And don't forget the episode "Darmok", a brilliant subversion of this and Translator Microbes. The aliens are speaking English, in a way, but their language is metaphorical rather than indicative, full of seemingly unrelated references to historical events and battles, and is impossible to understand without the proper cultural background.
 * In Star Trek: First Contact, the Vulcan who greets Zefram Cochrane says "live long and prosper" in English. This is supposed to be the first time they meet humans.
 * Enterprise established that the Vulcan had been aware of, and had even landed on, Earth prior to "first" contact.
 * In one of the Deep Space Nine episodes, "Little Green Men", the Ferengi who crash on Earth in 1947 break their universal translators. Neither the humans nor the Ferengi are able to understand one another, implying that most species have this sort of technology so no one needs to be a linguist. Which explains why only Enterprise had Hoshi as a translator.
 * So, in summation, the universal translator is an amazing piece of technology, but still, an imperfect one regardless.
 * Doctor Who managed to explain this one by having the Doctor being able to mentally translate for his companions, who rarely thought anything odd about the fact they understood them. One of the Doctor's earlier companions did ask him once, but they were interrupted before he could answer and it was never brought up again. In the revival of the show that began in 2005, the translation is mentioned on more than one occasion to be performed by the Doctor's vehicle, the TARDIS, which is telepathically linked to the Doctor to the point that when he is unconscious, the translation fails. This became a plot point in the 2005 Christmas special, where an alien speech slowly turns into understandable English,.
 * It often plays the trope straight, however, when aliens invade Earth. The series four finale features
 * At one point in the original series, it's stated that the translation is supposed to be unnoticeable. The fact that Sarah Jane Smith stops to wonder why she can understand Italian is evidence to the Doctor that something is wrong.
 * The 456 in Torchwood: Children of Earth speak actual English. The characters make note of it and it has a certain significance.

One of the first theories they come up with is that English is the language spoken by the majority of humans; Ianto points out that this would actually be Mandarin Chinese.
 * Stargate SG-1 has aliens, diaspora humans, and even beings from other galaxies speak English. The issue of learning the local language served as something of a Padding in the movie on which the series is based, so this might actually be a case of Translation Convention, since the team members can be reasonably expected to be familiar with the common galactic languages (especially as most of them are dialects of Coptic or Latin). It was lampshaded in the novelization of the pilot episode "Children of the Gods", but that was more of One-Shot Revisionism.
 * Now try explaining that when the Goa'uld haven't been a major power on Earth since ~3,000 BC.
 * Becomes particularly Egregious in Stargate Atlantis, when they go on their very first off-world mission without a linguist, and suddenly everyone turns out to speak English there too. And most egregiously that includes the holograms and flashbacks of the Ancients - yes, the very same Ancients whose specific not-even-remotely-English language has been heard and seen written down all across the span of the previous series.
 * According to leading linguistic experts, a population isolated from any other human group will eventually develop a language similar to English and speak it with a Canadian accent.
 * Worse yet, tau'ri are practically the only humans in the universe exhibiting multiple languages - it's harder to understand the Russians than the humans from another galaxy who didn't even have ancestors on Earth!
 * Mostly averted thus far in Stargate Universe. The entire ship, control panels and all, is nothing but Ancient writing, and the one alien species they've come across thus far is apparently incapable of speaking English. Said species can still write English, but that's justified since they Mind Probed Rush beforehand and probably got the basics.
 * And it doesn't take much linguistic finesse to demand a surrender.
 * The movie that started it all, Stargate, included the process of establishing communication with the locals, with all the slow laboriousness such as would not have worked as a regular feature of any TV show. (So did the SG-1 Season 4 episode "The First Ones," with an aboriginal alien, portrayed as Other enough not to know English.)
 * Openly lampshaded in the "Wormhole X-Treme!" episode. Two of the crew get into an argument over whether they should have the off-world food be alien in appearance. When one demands whether the viewers will willingly suspend their disbelief in seeing a normal apple on an alien world, the other retorts it's not half-as-bad as all of the aliens speaking English.
 * Babylon 5 has a longstanding aversion of this trope—the aliens all speak their own languages, and often have noticeable accents when they speak in English, if they speak in English at all. The ultimate example in this show would be Kosh, whose language is so strange it must be mechanically translated, and even then it is rarely comprehensible. Also of note is that mechanical translators are nothing near Translator Microbes : They must be tailor-made for a certain language, are of clearly visible size, have a stiff, monotonous sound, and are looked down upon by most species. Translation Convention applies when two aliens of the same species are conversing in private, per Word of God.
 * Justified in any event. B5 is a diplomatic station, and the aliens, if they are major characters, tend to be diplomats and their retainers or important visitors.
 * Crusade, the short-lived sequel series to Babylon 5, played with this trope in its Homage episode to The X-Files, "Visitors From Down The Street". After rescuing a pair of aliens of a previously-unknown race who unexpectedly speak English, the Excalibur is hailed by an alien ship—again in English. Captain Gideon comments sarcastically that either they're the same race as the others, or there's one hell of a busy English teacher running around that part of the galaxy.
 * In the miniseries (and series) V, this is justified in that, since the aliens are trying to indoctrinate themselves into human culture, they must speak the local language at all times. Including poor Willie, who was meant to go to the Middle East and thus had learned Arabic, but ended up in the U.S. due to a bureaucratic bungle and was forced to stumble through English on short notice.
 * The various screen adaptations of Flash Gordon all feature the Mongonians speaking flawless English, with no explanation as to why. The 2007 series lampshades it, but still doesn't explain.
 * The novelization of the 1980s film explains that Ming, not wanting to waste countless hours teaching his prisoners the language, had the knowledge beamed into their brains while they were transported to Mongo.
 * As noted in David J. Schow's book on The Outer Limits, there's only one episode of the original series ("The Zanti Misfits") in which the aliens don't speak English, although various episodes justified this with different handwaves.
 * Farscape handwaves the issue with Translator Microbes. These enable characters from different cultures to understand each other with ease, including the human Crichton. Notably, some of Crichton's sayings (such as "fed up") don't translate properly, leading to some confusion. According to the series (though this is sometimes forgotten; see below), anyone that has translator microbes can understand anyone else - whether or not they have them. (In "Self-Inflicted Wounds", the crew encounter the Pathfinders, who have never made contact with the other species. The crew understands them perfectly, but before one of the Pathfinders is injected with translator microbes, none of them understand "the differing voices.")
 * Of course, in the fourth season, Aeryn actually tries to learn English in case they ever get back to Earth and makes some progress. There are also a couple instances where the others try to speak in human phrases, though it understandably proves difficult.
 * It becomes a problem in "Constellation of Doubt," though, when
 * In "I, E.T.", the crew crashes on a planet that has never had interplanetary contact. Crichton is able to understand them (which works), but the inhabitants understand him (which shouldn't and isn't really explained).
 * Recurring character Sikozu, however, actually does speak English (or whichever language is necessary at the time). According to her, her species can't tolerate translator microbes, but can learn other languages if spoken to after sufficient time.
 * Highlander the Series: Duncan finds and unwraps the mummy of Nefertiri, who has been in a coma for 2000 years after committing suicide over the body of her queen, Cleopatra. As she is unwrapped, she wakes up, opens her eyes, and asks, in English, "What Year Is This??"
 * Watching that scene, I assumed that it was a Translation Convention, and she was actually speaking ancient Latin or some other ancient language Duncan might know.
 * Most tokusatsu has this trope all over the place, including Power Rangers, Super Sentai and Kamen Rider.
 * Averted in Kamen Rider Kuuga, where the Grongi monsters speak their own incomprehensible language.
 * The same happened in Kamen Rider Blade in which the majority of the Undead couldnt speak Japanese(or any other human language for that matter). Instead, they spoke in gibberish
 * Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger (and naturally its English counterpart Power Rangers SPD as well) averts this for once by having one Alienizer who couldn't speak the local language without a translator device. The Alienizer was also a body switcher, switched bodies with the Blue Ranger and destroyed the translator device. So the Blue Ranger, in the body of a wanted criminal, had to prove to his friends that his own body was used by the criminal, while not being able to communicate normally. Of course the majority of the other aliens speak perfect Japanese/English.
 * Almost lampshaded in Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger: The Parasaurolopus Bakuryuu, having travelled from its native Dino-Earth to our Earth, ends up in South America and must swim to Japan where the others are. When he arrives he speaks perfect Japanese, but with the occasional "amigo" and the like thrown in for gags.
 * Justified in Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger and the like;they are Human Aliens.
 * In Space 1999, everybody in the universe speaks perfect English with no explanation. Of course, in this series NOTHING is ever explained.
 * On 3rd Rock from the Sun, the aliens seem to be fluent in all Earth languages. In one episode, Harry turned on a Hispanic channel and all the Solomons started conversing in Spanish until they realized it wasn't the dominant language in Ohio. In another episode, Dick tested Tommy's intelligence by asking him questions in various languages.
 * Lost in Space "The Keeper", The Keeper speaks English, and explains that he has monitored their radio transmissions and has a limited form of telepathy to help him understand the language. It is odd that he would go out of the way to explain this, as the Robinsons didn't ask him how he could speak, probably because it wasn't the first time they encountered an English speaking alien without explanation.
 * The aliens who came to steal Jerry's milkshake machine in the Wizards of Waverly Place episode "Wizard for a Day" seem to have an excellent command of American English, lampshaded by the fact that they have no use for Justin and Zeke's "alien language".
 * The 2009 V reboot solves this problem in two ways. First it shows the the Visitors using some sort of universal translator, as in their introduction when their leader Anna's address is seen being broadcast across the entire planet and can be audibly heard in the local language of wherever its being seen. Also,.
 * With a case of demons speaking English, in Angel the inhabitants of the demon dimension Pylea speak English and communicate with dimensional travellers without problem, but their books are still written in strange demonic tongue that takes effort from a person familiar with the dialect to translate.
 * Speaking of 'Angel' - why on Earth is Illyria speaking perfect unaccented English? Considering that the creature lived when humans hadn't yet come into being or were little more than apes, one would expect it to have a real, REAL lot of trouble understanding any human language. Of course, one could assume that Illyria absorbed the knowledge of English automatically from its 'shell'. Still, it should have been given at least some time to process and learn to apply that knowledge.
 * You do realize the being you think needs time to master a relatively simple language is in fact the closest thing to a god that demons have, right? She can talk to plants, humans are hardly an effort for her. Plus, she kept the full contents of Fred's mind -- enough so that Fred's personality kept leaking out.
 * In the pilot episode of ALF, Willie's radio intercepts ALF's spaceship and then ALF's voice comes out, but he appears to be speaking a different language. Then, when ALF is brought into the house, he not only speaks English, but he speaks English fluently, tells pop culture jokes and apparently, so do other Melmacians. Also, anytime that we see a book from Melmac, it is in English. How contradictory!
 * Tracker subverted this with Cole, who had to learn English after landing. Zin, however, spoke it fairly well.
 * Xena: Warrior Princess travels to Rome, Brittania, Africa, India, China, and Japan, yet never runs into language barriers.
 * In Galactica 1980, the crew of the Galactica discusses a difference in languages, but Galactica 1980 and its predecessor Battlestar Galactica had characters speaking English with a few words and terms thrown in for flavor. However, the actors on the show did seem to have a problem with the word "starboard," putting the emphasis on "board."
 * Every Orkan alien from Mork and Mindy seems to speak English.
 * Parodied in Hyperdrive, in which the aliens speak their own language that, by pure coincidence, is exactly the same as English.

Other

 * Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, ‘plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?’ The other one replies,

Tabletop Games

 * Possibly justified in 4E Dungeons & Dragons, by the shardminds. The reason they can speak any language is most likely that they access the creatures memories, copy the language, and speak with it. Frankly, it makes sense.
 * Feng Shui's GM section notes that just like in Hong Kong movies, everyone in the setting speaks perfect contemporary Cantonese, from Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs to the Prime Minister of Belgium to the bio-engineered abominations of the future—and in your games, everything's being translated into English, including the puns. To heck with realism.
 * Inverted in the Warhammer40k universe. No-one speaks English, not even the humans of the setting. Xenos races speak their own languages (if they bother to speak at all), and humans of the Imperium speak High or Low Gothic.

Video Games

 * In Perfect Dark, the player character Joanna Dark is accompanied several times by an alien. Called Elvis. Who wears a vest with the stars and stripes on it. On Elvis' first (conscious) appearance, Joanna exclaims "You... you speak our language!"
 * Elvis, as you can probably guess from the name, a big fan of Earth culture and he's also a soldier who was sent to Earth to aid the Carrington Institute so he'd need to know the language of its founder.
 * The game Shenmue II has Ryo Hazuki travelling to Hong Kong and China. Apparently everyone there speaks Japanese (or English in the dub), even Shenhua, who's from a remote village. The game was originally planned to use different languages but this idea was dropped long before release.
 * The alien species in Mass Effect have no problem speaking English to the various human characters they encounter. Then again, many of them also have other, non-verbal methods of communication, like the elcor, and others, like the asari, are very experienced at learning foreign languages and using biotic empathy to gain knowledge from other species.
 * In the Mass Effect novel, one of the characters mentions that he is learning to speak a galactic standard language. This language is what the aliens use when speaking to each other and that is why they all understand each other.
 * Likewise, in the actual game, one of the NPCs looses a stream of Techno Babble, to which Shepard can to respond "Would you care to repeat that in Galactic?"
 * According to the Bring Down The Sky expansion, everyone uses Translator Microbes if they can't speak each other's language - it's more polite and speaks well of your education and your willingness to avoid xenophobia.
 * And even then these translators are not universal. They have to be constantly updated as new words or slang or grammatical conventions arise in known languages. It's explicitly mentioned that whenever a new species is encountered it's a huge pain in the ass to get even their most common language translated and sent all over Citadel space. There are people (most often hanar) who spend their entire lives updating translation databases.
 * Somehow these Translator Microbes are able to translate accents as well. (Remember the turian mechanic on Noveria with the Jersey shore accent?) Especially the quarians: Tali's accent is vaguely Eastern European, one of the Admirals' is Generic British, Kal'Reegar is Adam Baldwin...
 * In Mass Effect 2, if a female Commander Shepard romances Thane Krios, he will use a word that Shepard's translator is unable to understand, saying her "translator just glitched."
 * There's also a part in the original game where it's pretty clear that another human is speaking in Japanese, and Shepard's Translator Microbes are turning it into English for the commander's benefit.
 * Though this doesn't quite explain why the aliens move their mouths in synch with English. Photonic Translator Microbes?
 * Although being a video game the lip sync is sometimes on the poor side (although that might be intended).
 * And then there's the Shadow Broker, who knows and speaks at least 17 different languages without using a translator, one of them possibly being English.
 * In Mass Effect 3,
 * Halo's Grunts, Brutes, and Forerunner Monitors speak English. In Halo 2, even the previously unintelligible Elites start taunting the player in English.
 * They even speak it when there are no humans around. Obviously Translation Convention in that case.
 * In Halo: First Strike: this is explained as due to standardized UNSC translation technology.
 * Halo Wars also states in the Timeline that large numbers of Covenant soldiers are taught to understand human languages. It's vaguely implied throughout the Expanded Universe that Grunts are especially adept at learning new languages despite being otherwise not all that intelligent which sort of justifies them speaking English.
 * There's no way the Elites could actually speak human languages with those weird mouthparts.
 * Referenced in Glasslands, which notes that an Elite can approximate some human languages by moving their lower mandibles together like a jaw. Humans have a similarly tough time pronouncing Sangheili properly, though at least one human is shown as somewhat capable in the language.
 * The Hunters seem to say English words sometimes; e.g. "Grenade!" when you throw a nade at them.
 * Averted by Halo Reach. The Covenant speak their mother language.
 * Lampshaded and parodied by the IWHBYD skull, sleeping Grunts sleeptalk, one says "How weird is it that I still dream in English?", or words to that effect.
 * In Outcast, the hero finds himself thrust into an alien world on a Bronze Age - level. He has no trouble communicating with the natives, who also have their own language used when not communicating directly with said hero, and never stops to wonder at this, being more bothered re: aliens, the existence of, local evil empire, the overthrowing of.
 * Inconsistent in the Metroid series, or at least the games where Samus interacts with anyone. On the one hand, Space Pirates and Luminoth speak in unintelligible growls and so forth, and Chozo runes need to be translated. On the other, the three non-human Hunters in Metroid Prime 3 all have English voice-acting, and the Pirates are veritable chatterboxes in the manga. Prime 2 implies it's due to Samus carrying a universal translator.
 * This is first averted in The Dig: A group of astronauts are stranded on a deserted alien planet, when the protagonist first encounters an alien he doesn't understand a thing the alien speaks, until he brings a companion (who has been studying the alien's language in a "library") and she is able to successfully communicate with him (the dialog is heard in English via Translation Convention), later
 * Done rather oddly in the video game, Heart of Darkness. The cheerful Amigos can speak English, but it appears their primary language is actually Spanish.
 * Killzone's' Helghast speak English with a British accent while the Humans from the ISA speak it with an American one. Probably justified in that the Helghast are an offshoot species of humanity created when humans (likely from an Anglophone company or region) adapted to the planet. Lampshaded by the Big Bad's attempts at "language reform," which succeeds in changing the alphabet but eventually falls short of changing the spoken language due to "logistical difficulties."
 * All of the alien races in the Dawn of War games speak English. Normally, one would be able to pass this off as Translation Convention, except when humans and aliens (especially Orks, who probably wouldn't bother to learn any other race's language) talk to each other.
 * It's all Translation Convention. Even the Imperial forces aren't speaking English, they're speaking Low Gothic. The Latin bits are High Gothic, which are said to be effectively the same relationship to us as Latin/English today. That being, some similarities between Gothic and English, but not much you could really catch at first glance.
 * Maybe the Orks learn Gothic to taunt the humies?
 * From what I remember from Warhammer lore Orks have a genetic/nano-machine memory (advantage of being an artificial species), some of it probably just got stuck somewhere and was passed on through the generations.
 * In Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, this was subverted with alien races of more highly developed planets, such as Klaus, Rezerb, and Vendeen, since in the time frame of this game, a language called "Terran" has become universal. Also, since the game takes place far into the future, there are technologies that allow for instant translation of foreign languages. There's even a point in the game where Fayt's translator breaks, which renders him unable to understand anything spoken by alien races that don't speak Terran.
 * The Visual Novel Eien No Aselia heavily averts this. After the main character is transported to another world, even the voice acting suddenly changes to everyone just spouting gibberish instead of speaking Japanese. It takes weeks until he has learned enough to say even simple things like "this food is tasty" or "I am tired". As he learns more of the language, the dialogue gradually changes to include both Japanese words and gibberish until he can finally understand the language and it returns to Japanese.
 * Justified in Strange Journey, where your suit contains Translator Microbes. You can't even see a demon properly on the first encounter; only after that does your suit have enough data to clarify their image and translate their speech.
 * Inazuma Eleven 2 has plenty of aliens who all speak perfect Japanese. This later turns out to be justified because
 * Every alien race in Dark Star One speaks English. Word of God states that the reason behind this is because English was established as the standard spoken language in the galaxy.
 * Averted to an extent in Knights of the Old Republic, many aliens DO speak english, but just as many do not. Your character is well versed in many alien languages so you can understand them when they don't speak english.
 * Also averted with the stow-away on your ship. She speaks a language that you do not understand, so your character must take the time to learn her language to be able to talk with her.
 * Alien Incident, a point-and-click adventure game from the early 1990's, subverts this trope. Some of the game's cutscenes show alien lackeys reporting to the Big Bad in a cryptic alien language... and get punished for not using English.
 * The 4 main alien races in the X-Universe all speak Japanese. Translation Convention makes them all speak English or whatever language the user set the game to use.

Webcomics

 * Used and averted in Sluggy Freelance. Some aliens (like the ones who invade the North Pole) have their own language (represented in the strip by truly bizarre symbols in their speech balloons). However, the series also features Aylee, who was speaking English mere hours after first bursting out of someone's chest.
 * Last Res0rt wholeheartedly admits they speak English; specifically, they speak GET (Galactic English Terth), which is about as different from Modern English the same way there's a distinct difference between Biblical Hebrew and Modern Hebrew. However, in the same breath they admit GET is mostly a business/high-class language; part of the reason the show only does an hour a week of live broadcast is because translating and reformatting the program for so many different planets takes up so many resources that they can't afford to do them on the fly all the time. (The 'between shows' broadcasts are translated / parsed at relative leisure.)
 * Of course, all of the criminals featured so far can also speak GET, so it can't be too uncommon... then again, anyone who couldn't get past the interview process for being unable to speak the same language as everyone else wouldn't be on the show anyway.
 * Parodied in The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob by Officer Zodboink, who speaks multiple Earth languages but can't keep them straight, e.g. "Hasta la wiedersehen!"
 * Handwaved in Stick Man Stick Man with a half-plausible technobabble explaination. Miracles of modern technology!
 * According to Norman, aliens would probably speak with a slight French inflection. "We come in le peace!"
 * There are multiple galactic languages in Schlock Mercenary, but English still makes the short list. Or rather Galstandard West, which is one of the common galactic languages corrupted by English. However, most English puns conveniently work in Galstandard West as well. This, of course, is shamelessly lampshaded both by the narrator and the author in his occasional rants.
 * At one point mid battle a gatekeeper (who is old enough to remember how it used to be, after all) stops to correct a mercenary's English, and complains that if humans are going to force this godawful trade language on other races they should at least be good at it. He gets Killed Mid-Sentence.
 * In Freefall, Sam Starfall speaks English just fine, possibly learning it from the human scientists that discovered he had stowed away on their ship.
 * Inverted in Alien Dice, English is actually a dialect of Galactic Standard introduced by a bunch of Rishaan who were dumped on Earth.
 * Depends on the situation in The Cyantian Chronicles by the same author as Alien Dice. On their homeworld most Cyantians speak their native languages but at the Mars Academy everyone is required to speak English. There are also a couple Cyantians who were raised on earth and speak English as a first language, most notably Darrik who has a slight Cajun accent.
 * The trolls from Homestuck - who, in this case, live in another universe - have no problem speaking to the human protagonists. Somewhat justified, though, since.
 * Justified in El Goonish Shive, Uryuoms have the abilty to learn (or teach) any language by rubbing their antennae on a person's forehead (or presumably anywhere close to their brain) for about three seconds. They can only do this kind of thing with languages though.
 * Explained in Jix that the Ambis (the alien of the strip) has a device that can download languages into the user's mind. Their androids, on the other hand, can learn a language if they hear enough of it.
 * Inverted and Justified in The Accidental Space Spy - when the human character asks "How come all aliens are speaking English?", they explain that the someone hid mind control devices on a lot of planets, which gradually turn one of the planet's languages into Vricaltian. The culprit?
 * Interplanar aversion in Planescape Survival Guide, as it turns out when the cast make it to the first world (earth) Common has nothing in common with English.
 * On the planet in Verlore Geleentheid Afrikaans is evidently the dominant language (some English is spoken too). But considering it's somehow identical to South Africa in every way save for some of the technology and the fact that the inhabitants aren't human that is to be expected.
 * In Winters in Lavelle, all of the humans in Lavelle (so far) speak English. However, it's averted hard with the Gard, a species of (rather violent, it seems) half-deer men. They all speak Gardish, and the only one shown to be able to speak English so far is Xan- though his grasp on it is rather tenuous.
 * Interplanar aversion in Planescape Survival Guide, as it turns out when the cast make it to the first world (earth) Common has nothing in common with English.
 * On the planet in Verlore Geleentheid Afrikaans is evidently the dominant language (some English is spoken too). But considering it's somehow identical to South Africa in every way save for some of the technology and the fact that the inhabitants aren't human that is to be expected.
 * In Winters in Lavelle, all of the humans in Lavelle (so far) speak English. However, it's averted hard with the Gard, a species of (rather violent, it seems) half-deer men. They all speak Gardish, and the only one shown to be able to speak English so far is Xan- though his grasp on it is rather tenuous.

Web Original

 * Land Games: Averted, the Woken speak in their natural language, which Jayle can somewhat understand. They have no trouble understanding spoken English though.
 * Justified in Chaos Fighters, as explained here. However, it is noted that initially communications were done using pictures and animations at first before the aliens learned English during cultural exchange and spread out to the entire universe. Beyond The Earth, set in 2012 however use special spells as an excuse and apparently they were doing that long before the incidents in the installment started.
 * Cracked.com calls Aliens Speaking English The 2nd Stupidest Way Movies Deal with Foreign Languages.

Western Animation
""Hey!" "What?" "Hey!" "What?" "Hey!!" "What?!"
 * The Simpsons parodies this in the first Halloween episode. The aliens explain that coincidentally English and Rigellian sound exactly the same.
 * In "The Genesis Tub" from "Treehouse of Horror VII", the residents of Lisa's microcosm universe speak English, they claim, because they've learned to imitoot her exarctly.
 * Transformers always speak English, even the ones who aren't from Cybertron. There's no real reason why, nor is it ever commented on. There's no reason given why exceptions like Transformers without humanoid robots don't, either.
 * Subverted by the Junkions, who speak English, but do it in a way that makes little sense... They "Talk TV". meaning, in a nutshell, their dialogue is pieced together from fragments of various Earth broadcasts, resulting in lingual mash-ups such as "Don't look behind door number two, Monty! It's time to play "End of the Line," my valentine! Ge-ronny-doo-ron-ron-ronny-moooo!"
 * In Transformers Animated, Jetfire and Jetstorm speak broken English with Russian accents.
 * They are far from the first.
 * Teen Titans ALMOST avoids this one. In one episode, Starfire's ability to speak English is justified by the fact that her kind can instantly learn any language through "lip contact" with someone who speaks that language. But unfortunately, by that logic, all of her other people, who appear in a previous episode, must have snogged English-speaking humans as well.
 * In the comics, it's eventually revealed that Tamaraneans can learn languages through any kind of touch; Starfire just smooched Robin because she felt like it.
 * Of course, this raises other problems when you realize that, given the sheer amount of languages that Robin knows, he should never have to translate for her (as he does when speaking to Joey Wilson, who is mute and speaks a sign language), unless learning a sign language would require a form of hand contact with which the alien character is unfamiliar.
 * Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers features two alien races, the Fleeblebroxians ("Dale Beside Himself") and space-traveling, high-tech-equipped dinosaur escapees from ancient Earth represented by Steggy ("Prehysterical Pet"). They all speak English. In fact, the only "aliens" that don't speak English are the giant pillbugs from "Fake Me to Your Leader".
 * Kim Possible has two aliens of the same race that can speak perfect English from the get-go. Not only that, they even speak English between each other, when there's no others around...
 * In Invader Zim almost all alien species speak English. Not only does Zim speak perfect English to humans (granted, with his own weird twists) but already before Zim arrives on earth Dib overhears the Great Assigning of the Irken invaders and seems to have understood everything.
 * Of course, the aliens on Invader Zim also have "space sodas" and eat nachos, so in a way it would have been weird if they didn't speak English.
 * Also, for some reason, they have a different written language (though they DO seem to write in English if it's necessary the viewers KNOW what they're writing).
 * Dib also finds it easy to plug his Earth computers into Irken technology and magically hack them.
 * The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron flaunts this trope magnificently. There is even a "Galactic Cable Network", complete with over 9 billion television channels...all in English.
 * Bizarrely, before they encounter the aliens associated with said network, Jimmy reads a tablet sent from space and makes a throwaway comment about translating from Aramaic.
 * This was parodied in an animated segment of Saturday Night Live. African humans encounter aliens, who must consult an English-Swahili dictionary to translate.
 * In Johnny Test, this is Lampshaded when they meet a race of Vegan aliens and Johnny states that it's good that they speak English.
 * There have been three alien races on The Fairly OddParents: the Yugopotamians, the Bodacians, and the Gigglepies. All three speak perfect English. In fact, Mark talks with Earth Surfer Dude slang, and the Gigglepies are a Rhymes on a Dime race.
 * In the '80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, upon meeting Miyamoto Usagi for the first time (brought over through a dimensional portal) Raphael points out, "He's not only from an alternate dimension, but also ancient Japan. So naturally, he speaks English."
 * In the new series an alien arrives and while at first speak a foreign language, the collar she wears is activated to translate it into English.
 * An episode of The Tick (animation) had a very bizarre take on this: two alien races, each with a language consisting of one word: the Heys and the Whats. The Heys, incidentally, all looked exactly like Arthur, which led to him being captured and interrogated by a What who had learned to speak Hey:
 * Additionally, the Mr. Exposition for that episode was a What who had learned to speak every language on Earth..."except Esperanto, you can tell that was going nowhere fast.""

"Khalil: "The people there spoke a different language, but we'll just pretend they spoke English. Just like Star Trek.""
 * Lampshaded on a Fantastic Four cartoon. The aliens spoke in their native tongue for awhile, then freeze framed as an animated Stan Lee came out and said "For the convenience of those who don't speak Alien, we'll have them speak English for the rest of the episode."
 * Whilst not aliens (although, the jury is out on the Olmecs), everyone in The Mysterious Cities of Gold speaks the same language (which you would assume is Spanish). Whilst it may be logical for some of the Native Tribes to have some people amongst them who had learned the Spanish Language by the time Esteban and co arrive in South America, it certainly doesn't explain why every little village girl, hidden tribe and TAO (who had been alone on an isolated island until meeting Esteban and Zia) could speak Spanish.
 * In Justice League, Hawk Girl and the Thanagarians all speak English by default. Even to each other.
 * Translator Microbes might cover that one, and it's not impossible that Hawkgirl may have taught some of the Leaguers a bit of Thanagarian. Especially Batman.
 * In the episode "War World", there are a million types of aliens, all speaking english with no difficulty understanding anyone else.
 * Parodied in Veggie Tales.


 * Not only can Word Girl speak English, but she can speak it better than you.
 * Subverted with the Marklars in South Park, whose native language is identical to English except that they replace every noun with "Marklar". Somehow this isn't confusing for them.
 * Kyle seemed to get a hang of it as well.
 * Virtually everyone can understand each other in Futurama. Native Martians speak English, Omicronians speak English, Neutrals speak English, it goes on.
 * The titular character of Muzzy in Gondoland is an alien speaking English in a cartoon that teaches English.
 * 1973-74 Superfriends episodes "The Power Pirate", "Too Hot To Handle", "The Balloon People" and "The Watermen". The aliens in all of these episodes spoke perfect English with no explanation.