Risk/Quotes

"Australia's the key to the whole game."

- Hurley

"Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over. Linkara: They do? Jew Wario: At least I think so. (long pause) Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?"

- Kickassia

"...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world."

- Board James

""It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives.""

- Jerry Seinfeld.

"What's Brazil without The Ukraine?"

- A Risk player

"We have castles, and swords, and crossbows -- and hydrofoils."

- Comment on Castle Risk by a player


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