D.R. & Quinch



""My name is Ernie Quinch, college student. I like guns and starting fights. My psychiatrist says I'm a psychotic deviant. But that doesn't mean I'm a bad person, right?""

- Ernest Erroll Quinch, "D.R. & Quinch Have Fun On Earth"

""Even had I suspected then the truly horrifying suffering and amazing loss of life that would be caused by our well-meaning enterprise...I'd have done it anyway. Only more so.""

- Waldo "D.R." Dobbs, "D.R. & Quinch Go Straight"

Hey, man, let me tell you about something that's, like, totally amazing...

While Alan Moore is mostly known nowadays for writing dark, serious stories set in crapsack worlds, such as Watchmen and V for Vendetta, DR and Quinch stands out as something very, very different.

It all began at The Galaxy's Greatest Comic where a young, budding Alan Moore was frequently tasked with writing for the Tharg's Future Shocks and Time Twisters strips. These would always be brief, self-contained stories that are rarely over five pages long and would usually end with a Twist Ending of sorts (often of the Cruel Twist Ending variety).

Somewhat breaking the trend, a young Moore decided to write up a Totally Amazing Black Comedy adventure comic strip about two teenage alien miscreants who steal a time machine and head out to a little planet way out in the boondocks that no one else in the galaxy would ever care about called "Earth," all in part of an elaborate revenge scheme on their college dean for suspending them after he found stolen goods and laser guns in their locker. Originally intended to appear only once in the pages of Two Thousand AD, the two characters became so popular with readers that they would get their own series.

In what can best be described as "Rule of Funny meets For the Evulz," D.R. & Quinch tells the totally amazing story of one Waldo "D.R." Dobbs (the "D.R." stands for "Diminished Responsibility"), a skinny, lanky, teenage delinquent who boasts a genius IQ, enjoys acts of extreme violence and destruction, and looks like a cross between a gremlin and a skrull with a pompadour, and Dobbs' best friend Ernest Erroll Quinch, a large, purple-skinned brute who is much, much quieter than Dobbs as he prefers writing to talking. Together, these two deeply sociopathic, evilly affable, omnicidal maniacs do as they please, and what pleases them usually involves death and destruction on a tremendous scale; it helps that, in their part of the Milky Way, nuclear warheads are as easily obtainable as a handgun in the Deep South.

Along with their two occasional companions (and, presumably, only other friends in the galaxy, besides each other) Crazy Chryssie (D.R.'s equally violent girlfriend) and Pulger (a war veteran who is always prepared for combat, just in case Charlie launches a sneak attack), the delinquent duo have been on a handful of adventures in which they influence all of human evolution (including, very fittingly, the Survival of the Fittest) and a lot of Earth's history, get drafted by the army to fight in a war similar to The Vietnam War, and even making a cult film.

Unfortunately, the strip, did not last long at Two Thousand AD, as Moore had a tumultuous falling out with illustrator Alan Davis after a disagreement over the reprinting rights to other works the two had collaborated on in the past. Needless to say, Moore abandoned the characters in the aftermath of this, marking the end of D.R. & Quinch's appearances in 2000 AD save for small collection of one-page-long strips known as "The Agony Pages," written by Jamie Delano and Alan Davis.

Only five complete adventures were written by Alan Moore after D.R. & Quinch's first appearance, but despite there being such a small amount of material, the characters remain tremendously popular with the readers of Two Thousand AD, and the strips continue to be reprinted in paperback trade editions. Overflowing with totally amazing Black Comedy and with a sprinkle of Surreal Humor here and there, D.R. & Quinch stands out as some of Alan Moore's funniest, most entertaining work and serves as evidence that he has one incredible sense of humor.

When you read Watchmen, you think Alan Moore is a genius.

When you read DR and Quinch, you think Alan Moore is totally amazing!

S'right!

Tropes
"Quinch: He has an I.Q. of 280 and he blows things up and I respect him totally."
 * Aliens Are Bastards: Just the eponymous main characters though.
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys: Even after Quinch shows Chrysoprasia what a real monster her boyfriend, Waldo, is really like, she just commits herself to being as evil as he is, transforming herself into "Crazy Chryssie" in the process, and insists that she's now more compatible with D.R. than ever.
 * Battle Cry: "The Official Space Marines War-Cry" is claimed to be "EAT PLUTONIUM DEATH, YOU DISGUSTING ALIEN WEIRDOS!"
 * The Bermuda Triangle: In D.R. & Quinch Have Fun On Earth, one of the segments of the eponymous duo's adventure through time that sees them influence the course of history on some Insignificant Little Blue Planet features Quinch recalling a time with his buddy "while cruising just off Bermuda" and trying to pull in human aircrafts towards their ship with a Tractor Beam "to get a better look at them," only for the beam's force to break apart the fragile planes.
 * Black Comedy: This describes practically everything there is in the comic.
 * Break the Cutie: Quinch's method of explaining to Chrysoprasia what her boyfriend, one Waldo "D.R." Dobbs, is really like.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Done at the beginning of just about every adventure with whichever character is narrating the story making reference to the "totally amazing, well-written, awesome adventure" that we're about to read about.
 * Brick Joke: The quad-engine strato-chopper with thirty air-to-ground warpedos in "D.R. & Quinch Go Straight".
 * Chessmaster: All of the revenge schemes Waldo comes up with would count. "D.R. & Quinch Go Straight" could be interpreted as a small twist on this as D.R., continually claiming to be doing good will & charity work, explains some of the pieces of his plan coming together before the explosive climax as the results of honest mistakes on his own part (but they really aren't).
 * Comedic Sociopathy
 * Dean Bitterman: Dean Fusk, who suspended D.R. & Quinch after he found fur coats and laser guns in their locker.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty: Sgt. Rorchmutt. He also has the nickname "Ribsnapper."
 * Dumb Muscle: Quinch.
 * Earthshattering Kaboom: The fate of.
 * Evil Genius: Waldo "D.R." Dobbs. As his best bud puts it,

"Pulger: It's an old trick, but it just might work."
 * Exactly What It Says On the Tin: The title of every story. "D.R. & Quinch Get Drafted"? Guess what happens. "D.R. & Quinch Go to Hollywood"? Guess where they're headed.
 * Faux Affably Evil: Our starring duo in a nutshell.
 * For the Evulz
 * Good Hair Evil Hair: Waldo's pompadour would rightfully categorize him with the other delinquents and anti-heroes.
 * Great Escape: Pulger's master plan to escape from the penal stockade on Ghoyogia. The plan consists of

"Judge Thorkwung: Ernest Errol Quinch and Waldo Dobbs, also known as "D.R." or "Diminished Responsibility", you are charged with arson, kidnapping, theft, grievous wounding, possession of unlawful atomic weapons, taking and driving away, conspiracy to overthrow the government, coveting thy neighbour's ox, graverobbing, torture, criminal libel, blackmail, polluting the environment, shoplifting, 714 separate driving offenses, forging sacred relics, transmuting base metal into gold, genocide, spitting, and thirty-two offenses so unusual and horrible they do not have names."
 * Historical in Joke: D.R. & Quinch's first adventure ever is based entirely on how they influenced Earth's history and development as part of an elaborate revenge scheme against their college dean.
 * Humans Are Morons: Plays a large role in "D.R. & Quinch Have Fun on Earth." When humans finally discover the alien life and society the title character's corner of the galaxy, they're given a civic reception at "The League of Disadvantaged Planets' Charity Hall" because everyone thinks they're "mindless lifeforms."
 * Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Every single story is given a title along the lines of "D.R. & Quinch _______"
 * I Don't Like the Sound of That Place: The duo's charity project for war-torn veterans from the Ghoyogi Slime Wars, "Massacre House: A charitable institution caring for threatening ugly men with guns and unstable personalities."
 * Insane Equals Violent: Pulger, justified given his role as a Shell Shocked Veteran.
 * I Take Offense to That Last One: Before being sent off to Ghoyogia, D.R. isn't phased by his platoon-mates' fears about the planet ("Ghoyogia, where the saliva-trees digest you alive," "Ghoyogia, where even the terrible diseases have terrible diseases") until he learns that there aren't any expensive foreign restaurants there. He then describes this incident as his "first exposure to the total insanity that is war."
 * The Judge: Thorkwung.
 * Karma Houdini: D.R. and Quinch.
 * Killed Mid Sentence: Former screenwriter-turned-crazy homeless person Torquetto "T.J." Jubbli, as he is explaining his plans to return to Hollywood with a new script; at which point D.R. & Quinch steal his script and head out to Hollywood to make the movie themselves. The trope is ultimately subverted, however, when
 * List of Transgressions: "D.R & Quinch Go Straight'' begins with Judge Thorkwung reading all the criminal charges the two Villain Protagonists are being accused of.

"Waldo "D.R." Dobbs: I have no idea how I came to be in this incredibly strange, confusing situation. Actually, it has nothing to do with the following totally awesome story and I'd advise you to forget it, man."
 * Love Makes You Crazy: While D.R. was romantically involved with Chrysoprasia, he was much less willing to commit acts of violence.
 * Love Makes You Evil: Chrysoprasia's reaction upon finding out what the real Waldo Dobbs is actually like, and thus.
 * Memetic Mutation: Alan Moore actually provides an In Universe example: The line,  from D.R.'s big-budget film adaptation of  . It even helps the movie attain a cult film status afterwards.
 * Mumbling Brando: There's a Marlon Brando caricature in "D.R. & Quinch Go to Hollywood." The fact that he's The Unintelligible isn't really much of a surprise.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Subverted for as far as legal rights can go. The story "D.R. & Quinch Go to Hollywood" consists of several alien characters who look like caricatures of various Hollywood legends; the main one, based on Marlon Brando, is always called "Marlon."
 * Noodle Incident: The beginning of "D.R. & Quinch Get Drafted!" This is immediately lampshaded.

"Waldo "D.R." Dobbs: A Hatchway in the craft opened with this sound which was just like, y'know, the sound of a hatchway opening.""
 * Nuke Em: For whatever reason, D.R. & Quinch have no problem acquiring these and have no qualms with using them for any purpose.
 * Pen Name: For the first strip, Alan Moore gave the writing credit to one of his main characters, "E.E. Quinch."
 * The Quiet One: Quinch. S'right!
 * Satire Parody Pastiche: "D.R. & Quinch Go to Hollywood" Because the characters  before, the Hollywood they end up going to is actually a planet named "Hollywood" where the principal economy of the entire planet is the entertainment industry, and every resident alien is a caricature of a legendary Hollywood personality.
 * Shaped Like Itself: Many of the descriptions whichever character is narrating the story gives for things. For example,

"Waldo "D.R." Dobbs: But, like, soft, man... What's all this light that through yonder window breaks?"
 * The  becomes known as   in the media.
 * Shell Shocked Veteran: Pulger. He did some fighting the Slime Jungle Wars on the planet Ghoyogia and is now completely crazy and beyond reform.
 * Everyone admitted to Massacre House counts, really.
 * Short Runners: Only six adventures were written by Alan Moore in the span of two years.
 * Shout Out: The  that   in "D.R. & Quinch Go to Hollywood" are a clear reference to The Godfather in how they always signify that   is looming a character. Both stories also include , cementing this as a clear movie reference.
 * Spin Off: Their first adventure was supposed to be a one-off for Two Thousand AD's Time Twisters strip. It proved popular enough for D.R. & Quinch to get their own strip.
 * Sophisticated As Hell: Seeing how, Waldo Dobbs, has a a 280 I.Q., it doesn't come as much of a surprise that he says an occasional "sophisticated" word here and there mixed in with his more usual lexicon that's based around more Totally Radical words (i.e. Asking for The Judge's appellation, rather than his name).
 * His recitations of Shakespeare sound like something translated into a foreign language through Babblefish and then back into English.


 * Standing Between the Enemies: When the entire gang caught between the enemy Ghoyogian Army and their own Space Marines platoon . Waldo attempts one plea for sanity by stepping up to "cry out at the horror and injustice of war..." It doesn't work.
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial: The ending narration to "D.R. & Quinch Get Back to Nature."

"D.R.: Pulger, that gun is made out of soap, man!
 * Too Dumb to Live: Pretty much everyone who isn't D.R. or Quinch, Played for Laughs.
 * Totally Radical: Both title characters are likely to describe just about anything with a two-word phrase based on an adverb such as, "totally," "incredibly," "unbelievably," or "extremely" compounded with an adjective like, "amazing," "awesome," "incredible," "unbelievable," "extreme," or "stupid."
 * Unreliable Narrator: In a few stories, either D.R. or Quinch may try to portray their actions as being far more well-intentioned and sincere, even though they never really are. Occasionally, the narration tells us the exact opposite of what we're actually seeing or is a general understatement.
 * Verbal Tic: When nervous, Chrysoprasia is "unbelievably quiet apart from the weird, squeaky little 'EE-OUK' noise that she keeps making in her throat."
 * The Vietnam War: The Slime Jungle Wars on the planet Ghoyogia.
 * Villain Protagonist: And not just one, either.
 * Weapon for Intimidation: Pulger once carved a (fake) phaser rifle out of a bar of soap as part of a prison escape attempt. When in traveling the tunnels burrowed out by a species known only as the "Snufflegruffs". When one of them shows up and turns out to be incredibly dangerous, Pulger makes his best attempt at this.

Pulger: Yeah, but he doesn't know that!"


 * And then he does it yet again with what's left of the soap gun in the following installment.