True Capitalist/Funny

Of course, when a show is a common target for trolling, funny moments will be common.

"Ghost: I'm startin' to read these now, and I'm not gonna say 'em (Implying he's not going to say without realizing what he said)
 * Every single moment of THIS broadcast. Possibly his greatest rage ever.
 * The June 17, 2011 4chan raid is most likely the Trope Codifier for most prank calls on the show nowadays. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and Herbert the Pervert. But most of these people just played random audio clips. Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "Fuck You Texas" for the 500th time, along with the ones trying to call him a racist.
 * "I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP! I'M A NICE GUY!"
 * "Who gives a crap about my son?! He's a fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bas-" DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY GODDAMN FAMILY YOU SORRY SACK OF TROLL TERRORISTS!!!
 * For the record, the rest of that line was "fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard that's takin' it in the pooper"
 * Whenever he does the elusive chat room shoutouts. "We got Zero zero zero zero Sizzling Texas"
 * Ghost provided this hilarious line during this episode:


 * Several Moments Later*

Ghost: ...All_Schlongheads_Aimed_At_Ghost--- Ahh get that asshole ahh--- get him off!!!"

"Ghost: We have Sandusky_Shower_Attendant. Uh... AH GOD DAMN--- *cans.wav*"
 * And some Sandusky (who is convicted of child molestation) names.

"Ghost: We have Toddler Speed Bump... Toddler Speed Bump?! Get that sick son of a bitch out of here!"
 * Another one:

"You're a racist, Mr. Ghost...
 * There have been several splices involving Ghost somehow using the "N-word", including him saying that shooting them from helicopters (which is legal in Texas too, apparently) sounds fun to him, Keyboard Cat playing him off for hating them, and saying Herman Cain is one (which is technically correct, but he shouldn't be)
 * "I always walk around out here in Texas, with my strap-on"
 * Recently (as of January 2012), there has been a caller who primarily plays Tim and Eric songs. Ghost, however, cannot believe songs about such topics actually exist.
 * Ghost's constant objection to the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic fandom is always a source of much funniness. He considers that "males over the age of 18" who watch the show are "over-feminized", "sick and twisted" individuals for idolizing a show that he thinks is meant only for 8 year old girls, and he has constantly suggested that they need testosterone injected right in their buttocks.
 * I'M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES!
 * One day, Ghost gave a shoutout for "Beatings4Bronies", he was actually impressed by it.
 * "Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rainbow Dash. AHH YEAH BEST DAY EVER! *happy theme music*" YOU GOD-DAMN BRONY ASSHOLES! I'M SICK OF YOU BRONIES *cans*
 * Animated version.
 * "I'm gonna start CLOPPIN' to My Little Pony! CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP"
 * For several shows in a row, Ghost was bombarded by multiple calls in a row containing a looping audio clip of someone saying "Ban all bronies." The funny part, is that despite his history of objecting to anything pro-My Little Pony being brought up on the show, he still raged at them, most likely because they have somehow managed to combo with the "Ban all bronies" call in ways he had never thought possible. Later on, it was joined by "Castrate bronies.", "Fuck bronies.", and Ear Rape.
 * Wrath of the Internet Buttstalker!
 * On August 22, 2011, Alex_S unleashed "Melting Pot of Alcohol" to the world. Fortunately, Ghost found out about it rather quickly
 * On another Pony-related note, on August 28, 2011, Prison from Celestia Radio phoned in during a "Capitalist Confessions" segment. Somehow, Ghost managed to mistake him for Ted Williams, so he started to play along. Eventually, Ghost concluded that Ted Williams was a brony, and that he had been reduced to "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies."
 * Then, a few days later, this happens.
 * One time, Ghost said "You know what? It would be different if you would have said 'Texas sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper'". Conveniently, someone got the bright idea to just expunge the middle portion of that sentence. That, along with perfect timing, payed off big time.
 * Bonus points to the person before him, who manages to delay the wrapping-up of winter even more than usual
 * Let's play some Tetris, milky-licker! Bonus points for the "banjothebear" and "kazooiethebird" combo.
 * But even before that, he wants to get off because someone made a Twitter username making fun of the Texas wildfires (which have been a topic that has always been met with wildfires from Ghost), but then says that the switchboard was "conveniently locking up" and wasn't letting him end the show, followed an example of a typical "scumbag" caller (who offered him an Applejack fursuit)
 * September 19, 2011: Ghost takes all the calls. At once.
 * SUCK MAH DIIIIICK! SUCK MAH DIIIIICK! SUCK MAH DIIIIICK! SUCK MAH DIIIIICK! SUCK MAH DIIIIICK!
 * "Fuck you, Santa."
 * "Mister What?"
 * "WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME FROM A BOWLING ALLEY?!"
 * "So I can play with my balls!"
 * The time when Ghost stands on his desk, imitates the barrel roll meme... and proceeds to fall off said desk.
 * "Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio, is a HAMBOOOOOOONE! HAM-BONE BONE BONE BONE", Oh you NavyHuskie.
 * The most recent Christmas remix of him
 * Any time 213/Ghetto Capitalist calls.
 * *crying baby sound* "GHOST BABY WHAT'S UP!"
 * One time 213 called from the Occupy LA protest, completely ignored Ghost's threats to bring up the women hanging around here. Ghost responded just as well as you think.
 * There was also the time when 213 called in after Ghost discussed his hatred for government entitlements for the 1000th time. 213 then "confesses" that he's been taking EBT checks from two locations. See the glorious results here
 * Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you can be a great friend, even if you are a racist.
 * Melting Pot of Greedo
 * "GroupPoop" ... What the hell is up with this Group Poop crap? You, excrement fetish freakshows man!
 * One caller pretended to be Mr. EBT and called out Ghost as a racist, until the end when he revealed himself to be the "SUCK MAH DIIIICK" guy.
 * Despite the Too Soon gags early on in the episode, this takes the cake.
 * After Ghost endorsed African-American Republican candidate Herman Cain for presidency, the Engineer promptly played the theme from from an old 70's blaxploitation film entitled Boss Nigger. Who's the racist now?
 * Some of the early raids are pretty hilarious too, such as this.
 * There was the time when a caller played a bit of spliced audio with Ghost saying he hates n-words, followed by Keyboard Cat playing him off. Ghost then calls him back, only for the caller to play the same audio clip.
 * Another 'fruity' encounter for Ghost!
 * October 25, 2011: YOU'RE MY FANTASY GIRL~ *cans*
 * Recently, Ghost revealed he hated the Dave Matthews Band. October 26th 2011 broadcast, he hears a Dave Matthews Band remix. Cue the cans.
 * 347 calls in pretending to be on his side about Obama, then asks a question. "Why haven't you SUCKED MY DICK! SUCKED MY DICK!" First clip played
 * On October 28, someone played Souljaquest. Later on, someone sang it, followed by Ghost criticizing how he sang it, then singing it himself to demonstrate. While much lawls were had at hearing Ghost sing "I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS", the following Monday (the Halloween episode), you can just guess what happened next.
 * And later, on a much more fitting note, Satan is good, and he is his pal.
 * From 2010: HOWARD STERN HAS RUINED AMERICA!!! *cans*
 * On the show for November 1st, Ghost profiles Boston Dynamics' PETMAN. As he does so, he breaks out into a rendition of Welcome To The Machine. During Radio Graffiti, just around fifteen minutes later, we get this.
 * In the same show, Twilight Sparkle calls to tell Ghost he can, "SUCK MAH FLANK!"
 * The third Radio Graffiti call of November 8th was this remix. Ghost reacted accordingly.
 * After a well-deserved(?) break, November 14th was probably the the funniest in a while:
 * Dun-dun-dun-da-dah I'm Ghost the Hambone! Go-go Gadget Beer Cans!
 * After getting agitated by the Inspector Hambone remix, he then went on a intermission and ordered the Engineer to play some Latin music. He did, but after a minute he started playing the Boss Nigger song again. Ghost was clearly not amused, again.
 * Someone calls in pretending to be Phoenix Wright and call out one of his racist contradictions. Unfortunately, Ghost doesn't get it and declares the call as a Major Fail.
 * And CelticBrony strikes again
 * On November 16, a caller claimed Alex Jones was doing his own version of Radio Graffiti. You can tell who got riled up here.
 * Tub Guy brings a horse with him into the tub. Oh myyyyy.
 * I got cans that jingle, jangle, jingle
 * Ghost looks like a Hambone!
 * November 18 had some more bizarre moments:
 * Inspector Hambone again, followed by someone playing the theme on piano. He was clearly mad.
 * Someone called in to sing him a song, to the theme of the Grinch theme.

You really are a hambone!

You've been supporting Sarah Palin

You're a fan of Rainbow Dash Mr. Ghoooost!"

"Ghost: Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!? YOU STUPID *cans*"
 * Ghost: NOW THEY'RE SINGING!
 * Of all the things people claim Ghost is, he is most definitely not a Nazi skinhead.
 * Every appearance from the "Herman Cain is in the Illuminati" guy.
 * November 29th, 2011
 * Asho has apparently gone to rehab.
 * CelticBrony brought out a Woody Woodpecker remix of all things
 * From far into the past (but not too far), someone keeps calling in with an impression of Herbert the Pervert.
 * November 30, 2011:
 * A Justin Bieber hambone remix, courtesy of Ghost singing "hambone".
 * From the December 5th broadcast we have the "Occupy Whiterun" movement and CelticBrony's new remix.
 * This call.

"Caller: Do you know what babies are?
 * Ghetto Capitalist joins in the hambone fun and calls Ghost "the hambone of the hood".
 * And tension was high in general, since "his man" had just dropped out of the running for the Republican nomination.
 * After too many Herman Cain jokes on December 6, he ragequit, as usual.... or did he? After that, The Engineer decided to pull a Hostile Show Takeover, playing a medley of songs Ghost hates (i.e. Nyan Cat, Friday, the Theme from Boss, etc.), and then somehow taking calls.
 * One (male) caller wanted to have Engineer's babies because he's awesome. Leading this conversation.

Engineer: No!

Caller: When a mommy ducky and a mommy ducky, er wait that's wrong..."

"Ghost... is... a...
 * Afterward, Ghost came back, and raged at The Engineer for taking over the show when he was supposed to end it, claiming that he is the talent, and The Engineer is just an engineer. Of course, this led to everyone idolizing him, much to Ghost's surprise.
 * The December 7th broadcast has this call.

Jewish hambone

Faggot brony

Fucks his son

dressed like a pony

fapping off to Herman Cain

and shitting out human remains

Engineer should run your show....

because he has more talent than you!

Hambone"

"Did I stutter hambone?"
 * Note Party/Tri$ha calls in when Ghost is talking about Christmas parties to express her love of note parties and My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. Ghost notices her voice cracking and asks if she's not taking her "feminine pills". Her response?

"We've got more pizzas up in here than Celtic Brony baby!"
 * You can guess Ghost's reaction.
 * This clip. Might also be Nightmare Fuel due to how insanely angry he gets.
 * December 12, 2011: "If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! If you're fruity and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're fruity and you know it, become a brony! My little ponyyyy~"
 * December 14, 2011: Ghost finding out that Engineer is hosting his show. Hostile Show Takeover ensues.
 * And then during Radio Grafitti, he gets pissed off at how people are liking the Engineer.
 * "Have a humpin' Herman Christmas..."
 * December 16, 2011: Ghetto Capitalist has a kid with wooping cough, an apparent job offering with the show, and thinks Ghost has cancer?
 * Equestrian Citizen calls in again to point out Ghost's racism, asking why he hates Russians. He even gives out his address on air knowing Ghost can't do anything to him.
 * The "Ghost has cancer" joke kept on popping up from time to time the next day.
 * Ashoe called in saying he was going to be taken to a doctor after being kicked in the balls, Ghost was concerned over his parents doing that... until Ash mentioned that he probably couldn't shoot anymore.
 * Also from December 16th, we have Ghost's Papa Wolf tendencies acting up again.
 * The Christmas episode was full of lulz from both sides of the coin:
 * PonyToast got in twice; once discussing what Kwanzaa exactly involves, and then a little later to discuss True Equestrian Radio. You can tell which one Ghost was more pissed at.
 * He also decided to call back a few people to troll them, leading to some awkward moments.
 * 213 calls in, disturbing Ghost with his tale involving a Christmas party and a Glory Hole.
 * We also had the return of Capitalist Confessions, after a caller asked why he hadn't done it in a while.
 * "Happy Halloween, Ghost!"
 * Tub Guy: Ghost, I filled the tub full of gravy, let's roll around like a couple of hambones! Oh my!
 * The December 28th broadcast has this moment. It is, however followed by a bit of Nightmare Fuel as, then goes to funny again as Ghost is trying to make sense of what just happened. While throwing cans around of course.
 * During the "Ghosties" episode,
 * December 30th. Keet Ghost. Nuff said.
 * Ghost expresses his love of TSA searches
 * January 4, 2012:
 * The "BAN ALL BRONIES" spam. Suprisingly, Ghost manages to rage over its sheer awkwardness rather than acknowledge the fact that they hate Bronies.
 * January 5, 2012:
 * Radio Graffiti begins with the ever popular "Ghost pisses on his grandma" splice.
 * "Herman Cain: can we get a major fail on this asshole?"
 * The "BAN ALL BRONIES" caller returns, along with some friends ("CASTRATE ALL BRONIES" and "FUCK BRONIES")
 * His Ron Paul impression is hilarious.
 * January 6, 2012
 * True Capitalist Radio Greatest hits
 * MAGIC MISSILE!
 * Mug Ranny's a Tranny, uhh... GET HIM OUT! *rage quit*
 * Beaten kids, broken arm kids, broken leg kids, etc. Oh, it gets even funnier after that.
 * January 7, 2012
 * ...Muh Granny's a Tranny, uhh...", cue instant Rage Quit.
 * January 9, 2012
 * Ghost ragequits and the Engineer takes over again. And then 661 starts offering him a job at surgeradio.org
 * January 13, 2012 was a day of bad luck:
 * Among other things, "YMCA" references kept popping up (and making Ghost increasingly angered)
 * Ghostie Wrap Up! Thanks to Rina-chan. When Ghost heard it, he thought Hasbro themselves were trolling him.
 * The same day, we have a large number of "Helen Keller Deaf Mutes", the Ban all Bronies guy playing Ear Rape, and a Winter Wrap-Up splice with Ghost himself.
 * January 17th, 2012. True Optimist Radio.
 * To celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Ghetto Capitalist rewrote the "I Have a Dream" speech to support his EBT/Welfare/Child Support spending lifestyle. Do you even have to guess how Ghost reacted?
 * And then Celtic took a scene from Epic Pie Time and remixed it further. Let's spin Ghost!
 * January 18th, 2012 was a rage-filled day.
 * CelticBrony presents The Ghost Files
 * Rarity calls in to tell Ghost his excrement fetish is disgusting and to stay away from Sweetie Belle
 * And later, Applejack calls in asking if she can buck his grandmother.
 * "Let me tell ya something, if you're a true conservative, if you're a real conservative, if you're a real American patriot, vote for SOOOO-PAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 * Cowboy Hambone
 * Hi! My name is Ghost! My name is Ghost! My name is *wiki-wiki* HAAAAMBONE!
 * The January 20th Radio Graffiti has Fluttershy offering to clean up the cans, Pinkie Pie offering Ghost Cupcakes made out of Ghost's granny, a Doctor Hambone remix, Ghost Tales and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ballistic.
 * Bonus points to the Doctor Hambone remix being made by Celtic Brony (but not actually played by him).
 * There was also a remix of Eminem's "Without Me", furthering Ghost's rage.
 * Tubguy and a Tubguy impersonator run into each other during a cluster call. Ghost starts yelling "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts!" and Tub Guy responds "To stay fresh, you can hop in my tub." Ghosts kicks him off in anger.
 * January 23, 2012:
 * Angry Racist Jewish Hambone!
 * Drowning music + Ghost wheezing.
 * January 24, 2012:
 * "Trans-testicle Taco Tuesday"
 * "Whenever I wanna get a drunken stupor goin' on, I gotta chug this pony piss"
 * Celtic Brony's splice about Ghost's father. He does not take it well.
 * January 25, 2012:
 * Recently, people have called other radio shows using Ghost's voice, then replaying the results on Ghost's show. Today, one of the radio hosts compared him to Alex Jones. The rage was amazing.
 * Even during the outro he was still tossing cans around
 * Fluttershy: Oh, these trolls make me so mad I could just scream! *deep breath* Ahhhhhh.
 * Sick kids! Dying kids! Dead kids! Broken-arm kids! Lost kids! Crying kids!
 * January 27, 2012: Radio Graffiti: After a slow first half, the second half turned out to be one of the funniest moments in the show:
 * Suspicious Tumbleweed and Asho. Apparently Suspicious Tumbleweed was babysitting Asho, then he spoke and Ghost eventually (but not immediately) goes mad from the revelation and applies cans.wav.
 * Someone calls Howard Stern, one of Ghost's enemies with clips of Ghost admitting he's racist. You can only guess the reaction.
 * John Conquest trolls BTR stations.
 * February 3rd, 2012 after returning from a short break.
 * The fake Asho calling in saying he hit puberty (oh we wish)
 * The double dose of "SUCK MAH DICK", first from Twilight Sparkle and again from 347. In a row.
 * Ghetto Capitalist calls in having a "first of the month party"

"FBI: Good day, this is the FBI.
 * Ghost's voice is used to troll the FBI.

"Ghost:" Who is this?

FBI: ...this is the FBI.

"Ghost:" Ah Jesus Christ, Is this Nikolai?!

FBI: No Sir, this is the-

"Ghost:" You're a fruity-ass from where I'm standing!"

""HE'S GOING TO HAVE A BEAN N' CHEESE CUTIE MARK!" *cans*"
 * February 8th 2012
 * Theme of the day was calling him Ghostler. Ending on a Rudolph parody.
 * *fast breathing* Applejack: I came in Pinkie *MLP theme plays*
 * Tub Guy calls in TWICE. First time offering to head to Applebees to double penetrate Asho's mom, second time he bought something from Oklahoma while calling him "Comrade Ghostler"
 * February 9th 2012
 * Someone prank called the CIA with Ghost calling himself John Conquest.
 * 347 did a Bruno Mars parody that enraged Ghost so much he was angry for the rest of the show. Until...
 * Tub Guy called in saying World War III has come to his bunker and invites Ghost for a 3-way with Alex Jones. We didn't just get cans, we got mega cans.
 * February 13th 2012:
 * Someone called in playing E-rotic's "Help Me Dr. Dick". Ghost wonders where they find this stuff.
 * Austin Vibrator called in with his usual sound effect, and sped it up several times.
 * The brief return of the Internet Buttstalker.
 * February 16th 2012: Ghost was sick that day, making the rage much funnier.
 * "Ghost, what are you doing? You can't drink all these fucking beer cans!" "HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS YOU STUPID SKANK!"
 * Herbert returns!
 * Tub Guy wants to smoke crack and have a 3-way with Ghost and Bobby Brown. Oh my.
 * "Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rarity" *clips of Ghost whining*
 * February 21, 2012: An unusual Taco Tuesday with some strange events:
 * Angry Racist Jewish Hambone returns.
 * Jeopardy! questions being used and Ghost goes on to rage.
 * A clip of Rina-chan as Asho Ketchum was played during Radio Graffiti about catching all the Alabama Black Snake.
 * His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
 * The Great and Powerful Trixie calls in. Ghost reacts accordingly.
 * Ghetto Capitalist does it again, this time in Radio Graffiti about his video about unseating Lamar Smith and requesting Ghost to follow him on Twitter. To say Ghost was angry would be an understatement; to double the hilarity, his mic died again.
 * February 22, 2012:
 * A lot of pony calls happened that day. Pinkie in particular.
 * "Shut up, alright, I don't have cans, alright, this is just crap on my desk-*crapondesk.wav*
 * The chatroom shoutouts in general, since Ghost had been informed that his microphone was malfunctioning, and had to hurry with them before it broke down completely, so he couldn't double check the names he said.
 * Ghost singing along to a trumpet playing caller by making his best goat impersonation is just too ridiculous to pass up.
 * February 28th, 2012:
 * "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der Ghostler's face!"
 * John Conquest declaring himself king of ten year old boy ass on another station, and the hosts commenting on how he sounds like a pedophile.
 * "Johnnie Walker, Second Harvest, oh yeah..."
 * Asho declares he's a Brony, causing Ghost to break down.

""Uh oh, poo poo!""
 * March 2, 2012:
 * Ghost wanted to leave early, but a collection of splices during an early Radio Graffiti took the spotlight. One of them was a splice of Ghost beating the Engineer.
 * KneeSlappington played a splice of Ghost taking a crap. Ghost acted as expected.

"Ghost's Grandma: I hate to beat my grandson here but...
 * Another Running Gag of Ghost being a brony featured a splice of him admitting he's a brony. In an extremely rare occurrence, he did throw cans around.
 * "Pinkie Pie" strikes again with singing a song and Ghost manages to Rage Quit.
 * March 20, 2012:
 * A splice was played of Ghost calling Hasbro Security with various My Little Pony-related splicings.
 * Ghost the Hitman Hart. A remix of Bret Hart's theme and Ghost failed to identify the wrestler's theme, calling it "isn't that some wrestling intro to some muscle-bound idiot that comes out in panties?" then unleashed cans.
 * Herbert returns to provide some more hilarity.
 * Suspicious Tumbleweed revealed that she was . Ghost was not happy at all and said "get this fucking mic out of my face!" followed by cans.wav.
 * Fridge Logic: Why did he rage over a woman being a fan of the show? I can understand men but Tumbleweed is part of the target demographic. Are adult women not allowed to be fans either?
 * After unleashing his trillions of beer cans, Ghost even admitted that that was practically Cherry Tapping and that he refused to end the show there.
 * A Ghostler-inspired remix of Der Führer's Face was played, the same from February 28th's episode. Ghost's reaction was the same, throwing cans in anger.
 * March 27, 2012
 * One neat splice call:


 * smack*

Ghost: AHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Ghost: Just sit there and do your job!
 * Another one involving the Engineer

Engineer: Mreahmameyefuckyou!


 * Smack*

Ghost: Ahhh! Aaack!

Engineer: Yaaaay! Yeaaahhh!"

"I am the badass of sperm shakes *blender sound* Mmmm hmmm! Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. *slurping*"
 * Hank Hill calls in and reveals he's a brony.
 * With a little bit of Did Not Do the Research as he said his middle name was "Jebidiah" when it's really "Rutherford".
 * Someone calls in and plays the first Pony Thread Simulator over Skype. Ghost muses that it sounds like "Stephen Hawking playing Mario 2".
 * April 17th, 2012. Ghost returns again! This time on tax day.
 * A new rage record! Due to BTR technical difficulties, the first 15 minutes of the show was dead air. When he finally got on, he was so mad he already started throwing cans.
 * Ghost gets a call that sounds like Tub Guy but ends up being the "SUCK MY DICK" guy.
 * Ghetto Capitalist calls in and gives special thanks to all the capitalists for paying taxes and feeding him. Ghost raaaaaages.
 * A "trans-testicle" calling herself "Missy" sings a song about anal sex for Ghost. He pukes up cans.
 * The entire 4/20 show of 2012. There were so many of them that it'd take forever.
 * A remix of Ghost singing: "EBT...EBT...I just swipe my EBT..." Ghost responds with "No, let's not...stop, man."
 * 347 calls in for 420 with the predictable results from Ghost.
 * People playing sirens and the theme song to Cops to scare Ghost.
 * The epic rap battle between Debi Daly and Ghost.
 * April 26th, 2012
 * Ghost had a Villainous Breakdown when told Gabe Newell was a brony.
 * Gamzee calls.
 * At 13:59, Fat Marshall calls in with a splice of Ghost "clopping" to My Little Pony.
 * April 30, 2012:
 * People calling in with advertisements that Ghost eventually raged over.
 * Someone played a clip of Tara Strong singing Twilightlicious in her Twilight Sparkle voice. The reaction was as expected.
 * Before that, Ghost went on a tirade over the video of Tara Strong saying "I'm a Melting Pot of Friendship" in her Twilight Sparkle voice.
 * Back-to-back cans: Ghost "calling" PETA and TexasStroll providing Ghost with a Stevie B remix to finish off an already-furious Ghost.
 * Ghost showcases bottles.wav
 * Goddamnit I want my shrimp back! *cans.wav*
 * May 3, 2012:
 * A First of da Month remix of Ghost (incorrectly called a splice by the host) played with the predictable results.
 * A caller says his EBT card has Ghost's avatar on it. Can you even imagine Ghost's reaction?
 * Kermit the Frog calls in and wonders if it's still considered clopping if the Ponies are drawn as humans.
 * Tub Guy calls in and puts Karasz Kun in his place.
 * Coodoo17 ends the show with a remix: Believe it or not, Ghost's Walking on Air complete with Ghost throwing cans around.
 * May 4, 2012:
 * A Twitter user got a shoutout with the name "Sellout in Austin." Ghost was unamused.
 * More advertising pranks on this episode. Jimmy Kudos even had an advertisement for Ghost's show.
 * Fat Marshall's splice about Ghost endorsing sperm shakes.

"Ghost and Alex Jones sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
 * This little ditty:

First comes fearmongering

Then comes gay marriage

Then comes my fruity-ass fruitbowl gay son!"

"WHO THE HELL IS COODOO?"
 * Ghost's Chicken dance.

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That was some pretty good lulz!
 * May 9, 2012:
 * "It's Springtime for Ghostler and True Capitalist Radio!"
 * The Second Harvest troll calls in and reports he discovered "Johnnie Walker Third Harvest".
 * Tub Guy offers Ghost to double penetrate Karsaskan while eating out the Queen of England.
 * 347 calls in from a Trayvon Martin march.
 * "It's lots and lots of Asian Tiger Shrimp!"
 * May 11, 2012:
 * A "trailer" for a film about Ghost and fighting tiger shrimp underwater gets played on Radio Graffiti.
 * Engineer! You're in hot water with me! Oh, my!
 * May 15, 2012 was a beautiful day:
 * Jimmy Kudos made a commercial for the Ghost action figure.
 * Wena played an ad for "KaraszKun Burgers" that made Ghost rage so hard his voice went demonic.
 * Coodoo delivered the killing blow with a Backstreet Boys remix, including a clip of Ghost Tempting Fate by asking "What's next? A Buttstreet Boys remix?"
 * Best part is Ghost showing a surprising bit of Genre Savvy and knowing that Coodoo's call was going to piss him off.