Human Chess



"Storm: I propose a game of strategy. Galactus: I accept. Ant-Man: Aw, man. I know where this is going. Storm: Knight Ant-Man, move to King's Bishop 4. Ant-Man: I knew we were going to be used as pieces."

- Marvel Adventures: Avengers #26

The favorite pastime of every Chessmaster and Evil Overlord. Chess played with actual people, sometimes to the death.

A subtrope of Variant Chess. Expect somebody to go into Evil Overlooker mode at least once.

For a higher scale of this, see Cosmic Chess Game.

Anime and Manga

 * Apos in Mnemosyne is frequently shown playing chess with rather... kinky pieces. It is later revealed that he wasn't so much playing, as tracking down the Immortals' movements throughout the series.
 * Miyuki-chan in Wonderland has the Fetish Fuel Les Yay version of the Alice in Wonderland chess game where pieces are slapped (sometimes with a whip or riding crop) and lose their clothing forcing them to flee from the game board naked. Miyuki-chan's reaction to this game [[Media:Myuki chan chess turn on.jpg|can be seen here]].
 * Weiss Kreuz had an episode where the villain/target of the episode was responsible for running what were referred to as "human chess games" for entertainment purposes. However, it wasn't so much actual human chess as it was one-on-one combat on a chessboard-patterned floor.
 * Umineko no Naku Koro ni has an incredibly elaborate version of human chess. The entirety of Rokkenjima on Oct 4-5, 1986 is the chess board, and the pieces include members of the Ushiromiya family and servants, and demons summoned straight from heaven and hell. The players exist in the meta-world and are witches and sorcerers. As to exactly who is what kind of piece, beyond piece Battler being white king, no one's really sure...
 * There are some theories. is the Black King, and the third arc suggests  are pawns.
 * The anime version even comes with a chess motif, and both the anime and visual novels are filled with chess references.
 * Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle uses this trope during the Infinity arc. Fetish Fuel ensued.

Comic Books

 * Used, as the page quote suggests, in a Marvel Adventures issue. The chessboard is presumably gigantic to accommodate Galactus, who plays against the Avengers with his Herald Silver Surfer as King. After this ends in stalemate, they play baseball... in a human-scaled stadium... but it's okay, Rule of Fun fully applies. After that failed they try Texas Hold 'Em and then end up in an Infinite-Star Restaurant.
 * Countdown to Final Crisis shows Darkseid looming over a chessboard with pieces of the heroes, for reasons that are never fully explained.
 * A variation appears on a recent cover of New Mutants with Cyclops looming over the chessboard.
 * An older comic involved a witch capturing a mermaid's friends and family, turning them into statues, making those statues chess pieces, and then challenging the protagonist to a game chess with the pieces. Unlike a lot of examples, it showed that the pieces were very heavy.
 * The pornographic version occurs in Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

Film
""Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gangbang!""
 * In the Mel Brooks movie History of the World, Part I, Louis XVI of France is shown playing this, although it seemed to involve an orgy/gang-rape if I remember correctly.


 * "Isn't the queen a good sport?"
 * And here I thought it was good to be the king...


 * Disney's Pocahontas II had a scene where King James did this.
 * The Three Musketeers 1973 had animal wearing costumes as pieces.
 * I can't recall the title, but there was this action film where the protagonist snuck into a party where the host played chess with human pieces (for novelty and to show off how eccentric he was, presumably). For some strange reason, the "pieces" were moved by way of a small team of handlers who scurried around the board and carried people, despite the fact that they could probably walk on their own.
 * Hercules, although it was more Cosmic Horror chess.
 * In Man of La Mancha, Cervantes sets this up in the prison, but it is a storytelling device rather than an acual chess game.
 * Shows up in Mirror Mirror.

Literature

 * The first Harry Potter book uses something like this, where Harry and friends direct the pieces and it's not clear while they're playing what happens if the pieces they control lose.
 * In the book, the "eaten" pieces (and Ron) were dragged out of the board, unconscious. In the movie they were destroyed. The ones left simply left the board after the game was over.
 * Played seriously in the Lymond Chronicles novel Pawn in Frankincense where the hero is forced to play such a game with both his friends and enemies being pieces.
 * Most of the plot in Through the Looking Glass, but probably better known for being in Walt Disney's Alice in Wonderland film.
 * The John Carter of Mars novel Chessmen of Mars uses the to-the-death variant, where "chess" games are a form of gladiatorial combat.
 * Likewise for the climatic scene in In The Courts of the Crimson Kings, a homage to John Carter of Mars.
 * The Squares Of The City by John Brunner.
 * The Emperor in Interesting Times used live chess pieces. Less pieces were live at the end of a game.
 * The Star Trek novel The Final Reflection, by John M. Ford, starts with Klingon children preparing to take part in live klin zha. And since we're talking Klingons, you've already guessed that this is a gladiatorial version.
 * The second Gentleman Bastard Sequence novel Red Seas Under Red Skies featured a cartoonishly evil scene, with nobles playing a Variant Chess with people. The catch was that whenever a player lost a piece, the opposing player could inflict ANY punishment besides death on the piece.
 * All the King's Horses by Kurt Vonnegut. Also adapted for TV in a SF anthology series
 * Carrion Comfort, by Dan Simmons. Oh god, Carrion Comfort. The Our Vampires Are Different mind vampires (pretty much in name only, they are simply people who can control minds) in the novel are seen doing this on several occasions. In the first instance, holocaust victims are used as pieces (to the death, naturally). The plot of novel runs like this as well, as the two puppet master villians play a game corresponding to the events of the plot. The book is even divided into "beginings" "middle game" and "end game".
 * Adam Wiśniewski-Snerg's short story "Anioł Przemocy" ("Angel of Death") involves a woman forced to take part in one of these. It's a game played by two computers where the pieces are mind-controlled humans that kill each other. (It turns out to be a virtual reality simulation, though.)

Live-Action TV

 * The Prisoner, in the episode "Checkmate".
 * The Land of the Giants episode "Deadly Pawn". The castaways are forced to play the pieces in a game of chess for their lives.
 * A fourth season episode of Lexx involved a human chess match between Kai and Prince.
 * True Jackson, where Max challenges his fashion rival to a game.

Tabletop Games

 * Judges Guild Revised Guide to the City State. In the Bloody Tusk Banquet Hall the PCs can hear a rumor about Bandares the Thinker, a sorcerer who plays chess with real fighters.
 * Forgotten Realms has a few.
 * Dragons have the Great Game, xorvintaal, the objective of which is to steal the other dragon players' treasure with the help of mortal chess pieces called exarchs. The game is a "tortured mess of contradictory rules and exceptions that only a dragon with centuries to study could understand," far beyond the comprehension of younger races. Narratively speaking, xorvintaal exists to fuel Excuse Plots, so if the DM needs dragons or the PCs to do something all they have to do is call it a xorvintaal maneuver. And of course, it helps to increase uncertainty in Gambit Pileups.
 * Beholders play The Vellurith. Which in turn is a part of Divine Chessboard, since both Great Mother and Mystra (via her best agents, as stated in Part 2) influence it.

Video Games

 * You fight a Puzzle Boss in Karazhan in World of Warcraft by controlling the chess pieces. And your opponent cheats!
 * This may be based on a popular Warcraft III campaign (a recreation of Warcraft I), which had a chess piece encounter within Karazhan, where you were required to keep the two sides as equal as possible so that when one side won and attacked you, you'd have as little fighting as possible to do.
 * He cheats very badly, it should be noted. He'll frequently set fire to squares occupied by his own pieces.
 * Mortal Kombat: Deception has a chess mode, where even if you get "captured" you can fight back, to the death.
 * Devil May Cry 3 has you fighting a demonic chessboard at one point. You can destroy the entire board at one go by killing the king, but until you destroy the rooks he'll switch places with them when hit (a nod to castling).
 * Mentioning "a nod to castling," all of the pieces have nods to their actual chess counterparts. The Pawns take small steps (though they can change direction) and attack not only to the front, but to the back diagonally (as a reference to how a pawn attacks diagonally and the move "en passant." They can also be promoted. Knights can jump over the pieces and attack by landing on Dante (other pieces will try and fail to move through other pieces). The King can only attack in his immediate area. And the Queen can move diagonally and horizontally the full length of the board (though, ironically, this, along with the cackle she makes when she moves, allows her to be the most easily avoidable). Rooks and Bishops also only move and attack along their normal counterparts' paths.
 * On one level of Durlag's tower in the Baldur's Gate expansion Tales of the Sword Coast you end up on a large chess board with a full set of hostile chess pieces bearing down on you. Since The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard, they all move at once. Although they adhere to some appropriate rules; any pawns that manage to cross the board without getting killed (and the pieces are tough) will turn into queens... with spellcasting ability.
 * The computer even cheats double: the other pieces scurry about like crazy, but if your characters don't stick to the apropriate movement (and there's no reminder of who's 'playing' what piece) they get zapped by columns of fire from the ceiling.
 * The old Battle Chess computer game was a comedic version of this, with animated scenes when one piece took another: The elderly king pulled out a gun and shot the knight, the rook turned into a stone-golem and ate the pawn, and so on.
 * Archon was a fantasy version of this, with pieces like dragons, genies, goblins, and knights, who fought over the squares.
 * One battle in the Sega Genesis RPG Shining Force 2 takes place on a chess board against chess pieces, though it's rather unconventional because the pieces can move however they like and are quite hard to defeat. It's one of the hardest battles in the game.
 * In American McGee's Alice, there are two puzzles where Alice must get through a chessboard-room by moving as a chess piece. In the first, easier puzzle, she much move as a Bishop, diagonally only. In the second, harder puzzle, she must move like a Knight, three steps forward and one to the side.

Web Comics

 * In one Spiky-Haired Dragon, Worthless Knight, the titular knight saw an ad for "knight". He answered it, but found out that it involved being the chess piece. He took the job anyway, as he really needed money.
 * Homestuck has an entire PLANET of chess people fighting a never ending war

Western Animation

 * One episode of The Simpsons has a gag where Mr. Burns goes away and part of his human chessboard escapes... and then the opposing pieces beat up the now-unguarded king.
 * In Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego??, Carmen Sandiego challenges the two detectives to a game of Human Chess in which she's the black king, and the detectives are the white king and white queen. (The other pieces are priceless artifacts that she stole during the episode.) She promises to turn herself in if they checkmate her.
 * In Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light, the series Evil Overlord Darkstorm plays with on an oversized board with actual humans. When "captured", the person is dunked by trapdoor into the moat. (This becomes an escape route later on.)
 * In Amphibia, the episode "The First Temple" has something similar to the one in Harry Potter but with a twist. In order to get through the eponymous temple, Marcy has to win a game of Flipwart (which is Amphibia's version of chess) with her friends forcibly turned into four of pieces. Here's the catch - while Hop-Pop, Polly, and Sprig become pieces on Marcy's side, like the Harry Potter example, Anne becomes a Knight on the opposing side. (And no, Anne has no control at all of how her piece moves.) Thus, Marcy not only has to win while protecting her living pieces, she has to do so without taking the Knight. And even worse, the unseen opposing player cheats and will not accept a forfeit.
 * In the Batman: The Animated Series episode "What Is Reality?" one of the Riddler's VR traps is a chessboard with living pieces. (After all, Smart People Play Chess and Nygma is an Insufferable Genius.) The clue he gives Batman is, "Move according to the rules or it's the end of the day", and Batman making a wrong move causes the floor to collapse under him. Robin figures it out; because Batman is "the Dark Knight" and all the enemy pieces are white, he has to move the way a Knight would (three squares forward then one to the side) in order to reach the White King.

Real Life

 * Often a (pre-choreographed) feature at Renaissance Faires.
 * Shows up at all sorts of other conventions, often with thematic house rules.
 * Occasionally public parks will have chessboards drawn into the ground for this purpose; usually not the fatal version, though.
 * A typical feature at anime conventions is "cosplay chess" in which cosplayers become chess pieces on the board and act out fight scenes when one piece has to take another.
 * The first convention to perfect this was Anime Boston. The first year it was filmed in entirety was 2008 Kids vs. Adults. The following year, the match was not filmed due to unseen circumstances. Since then, it was filmed each year, seen here: 2010 Past vs. Future, 2011 Fantasy vs. Science, and 2012: Good vs. Evil
 * Akbar the Great of India was a chess enthusiast (and also a show-off) who built at least one giant chessboard for this purpose. Some of the pieces were soldiers mounted on horses or even on elephants.