Who's Laughing Now?/Quotes

""They're all going to laugh at you!""

- Margaret White's warning to Carrie.

""Evil must be confronted." (Many years of abuse later...) "Evil must be deleted.""

- Teru Mikami, Death Note

"YOU ALL LAUGHED AT THE KARP ALL OF YOU WHOS LAUGHING NOW? NOT ME CAUSE IM BEIN TOO BAD ASS TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW [sic]"

- SamTheMightyMan, from a comment on this YouTube video detailing exactly how epic Magikarp can be.

"I was sick and tired of being manhandled, panhandled, pushed around, set up, tricked, played for a snapperhead. Drugged, bopped on the head, sucked into Vortices, dropped into obliettes. Fool me once, said Nini Mo, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll kick you in the head."

- Flora's Dare

"Hey, Kasumi Sumadera, look at this. Your past self is right in front of you. You feel better now, don't you? You used to be there, but now you're over here. Isn't this fun?! It's fun to torment other people like this. Isn't it pleasant to take something that was done to you when you were weak and do it to someone who's even weaker?! ... Yes. Doing that will ease your pain."

- EVA-Beatrice, Umineko no Naku Koro ni

"This appeared as a moral dilemma. Cause at first It was weird, though I swore to eliminate the worst Of the plague that devoured humanity. It's true, I was vague

on the 'how,' so how can it be that you Have shown me the light? It's a brand new day And the sun is high All the birds are singing That you're gonna die How I hesitated Now I wonder why It's a brand new day All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive All the crimes Incomplete, listen honestly I'll live Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all is through Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you Who showed me the light It's a brand new me I've got no remorse Now the water's rising But I know the course I'm gonna shock the world Gonna show bad horse It's a brand new day And Penny will see the evil me Not a joke Not a dork Not a failure And she may cry but her tears will dry When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia. It's a brand new day Yeah the sun is high All the angels sing Because you're gonna die Go ahead and laugh Yeah I'm a funny guy Tell everyone goodbye It's a brand new day"

- Dr Horrible

"Who's laughing now?!"

- Ash Williams, Evil Dead

"Want to see the world through my eyes? It's easy. Just picture everything you want, and can't have, and multiply that Ten! Thousand! Times! Everyone laughing at you, pushing you aside, unless you take the power for yourself, and make them give you what you want. Luthor knows. Soon they'll all know! And when I get what I want, I'll be the only one laughing!"

- Doctor Psycho, DC Universe Online

"A torrent of hate messages followed. This one, written by a prog-woman named Kathy, is our favorite (spelling and punctuation preserved):   Just found out that your hit piece on Snopes was satire. I ,like many people, fell for it discrediting a very reliable source of information.      Just because you don't like the answers on Snopes doesn't mean they are not true. You are an anti American traitor and as unpatriotic as it gets.      If you are not actually a citizen then fuck off. Your Putin Puppet boy trump will not win and your conservative buddies will eventually all die off      to the great relief of the majority of this country. Now, dear Kathy, Trump has won, Mikkelson is an embezzler, and Snopes is corrupt as sin. Like many of The People's Cube's previous spoofs of "progressive" trends and personalities, this one has also become a reality. What are you going to do about that?"

- Snopes embezzling: Life imitates The People's Cube big time! on The People's Cube