Streets of Rage Saga/Funny

"Guard 1: Hey, wait up, honey! Guard 2: You crazy? Mr. X will chew you a new asshole if he catches you gone.
 * Origins, the second story in the saga, has a scene where Blaze invokes Distracted by the Sexy on two security guards at the facility she and Axel are infiltrating.

Guard 1: It'll only take a minute.

Guard 2: Mr. X--

Guard 1: F--- Mr. X!

Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.

(Axel proceeds to sneak up behind both of them and knock them unconscious)"

"How could men be so stupid?"
 * And mentally lampshaded by Blaze herself: