Ace Ventura/Funny

Pretty much every other minute of any movie (save for Ace Jr.), thanks to Jim Carrey in all his hammy glory. But to name a few examples:

"Ace's Butt: "WHATSA MATTER? AFRAID I'LL MAKE A STINK?""
 * The sliding door scene here. "Ahhhh *closes door and opens it* Ahhhh *continues*" I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear. Losers. LOOOO-sers. La-hoo. Seh-hers!"
 * ACTIVIST MYES, MUHEUHEUHEUHE.
 * Do NOT go in there! WHOO!
 * The "rhinoceros birth" scene in the sequel is side-splittingly funny.
 * Along with the Shikaka and duel scenes.
 * If anybody else bent over, turned around and pantomimed talking out of their ass, most people would strain themselves rolling their eyes. When Jim Carrey does it, spouting out horrible puns all the way? Awesome!

"Melissa: I'm really going out on a limb here, Ventura. Camp's social events are strictly A-list. Ace: "Gee, Chuck. The date started off good, but just before we got to the party, she seemed to tense up!"
 * Ace and Melissa on their way into a very ritzy party:

Melissa: I swear, if you do anything to embarrass me in front of Camp-

Ace: What? Like this? (makes faces)"


 * Randomly during the party, Ace reaches over and screws up a cello player's performance for no reason other than pure whimsy. (Jim Carrey improvised that.)
 * Ace's reaction to finding out that Einhorn is a man. Including chewing a whole pack of gum.
 * "Hi im looking for Ray Finkle..." *Shotgun barrels slide through the opening* "... "And a clean﻿ pair of shorts."
 * "Do I have something in my teeth?"