Homestar Runner/Haiku

"So cool an email, I thought you would enjoy it. Ding dong dear Strong Bad."

- Strong Bad, "japanese cartoon"

"A butt for a face, Little brother. Dork. Dork. Dork. Stay out of my room."

- Strong Bad on Strong Sad, "Halloween Fairstival"

"''Computer Over. Virus=Very Yes. That's not a good prize!""

- Strong Bad, "virus"

"Homestar says "Hello! Welcome to Homestar Runner Dot net." "It's dot COM!""

- Paviel

"Pom-Pom and Strong Bad Are totally making out With Marzipan… crap."

- Johnny Lurg