All Asians Are Alike/Quotes

"Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese? Kahn: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos. Hank: Huh? Kahn: Laos. We Laotian. Bill: The ocean? What ocean? Kahn: We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million! (Beat) Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

- King of the Hill