Rescue Me

""You wanna know how big my balls are? My balls are bigger than two of your heads duct taped together. I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants right now! Uptown, downtown, Harlem, Brooklyn. But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, cause I ain't no hero. I'm a fireman. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, because that's what you are if you can't take the heat. You're a pussy, and there ain't no room for pussies in the FDNY!!!""

- Tommy Gavin, on the bravery of the FDNY

Rescue Me is a drama series created by comedian [[Denis Lear] and Peter Tolan. The series follows the lives of the firefighters of FDNY station Battalion 15, Engine 99, Ladder Company 62 (referred to as a whole by the firefighters as "62 Truck"), as they deal with the job, their personal lives, and the strange quirks and oddities that seem to only happen to firefighters (such as the fact that women, no matter what their preference, line up like geese for firemen). The series starts three years after 9/11, with many in the house still reeling from the loss of four brother firemen, one of whom was Tommy's cousin and best friend. From there, it is a long, slippery slope into cheating, homosexual bashing, questioning life itself, and death. The show was well received by both viewers and critics for its willingness to tackle every subject from alcoholism to rape.

The show ran for seven seasons and concluded on September 7th, 2011 - less than a week before the tenth anniversary of 9/11, which was a major point within the last season as well.

"Tommy: You're the hero?! Huh?! How about all the times I pulled your ass out of shit, huh? Huh? Who was the hero then, asshole? Huh? Christ almighty, half the medals you had on your chest were because I didn't goddamn want 'em! (kicks Jimmy in the gut) Tommy: The one time I take my goddamn eyes off you, you wander off! Ends up being the biggest goddamn tragedy in the history of the fire service, huh, and you're the hero and I'm the goddamn goat?! (kicks Jimmy in the gut again) Tommy: I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad you're dead, and I'm glad I'm alive."
 * The Alcoholic: Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. He'll use prescription drugs recreationally when he can get his hands on them, too.
 * [[All Just a Drea]: Many episodes begin [[In Medias Re] and turn out to be this.
 * The biggest one has to be.
 * [[Ashes to Crashe]: ?
 * And the best part? . Several characters, including remark how that is either symbolic or fitting.
 * [[Big Damn Heroe]: Averted. There are times when the crew cannot get to a victim in time.
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed: The boys have a measuring contest..
 * Also, is implied to have one of [[Gag Peni] proportions.
 * [[Big Screwed-Up Famil]: The Gavins. As one character noted, they're so screwed up they make the Jacksons look like the Osmonds.
 * : The penultimate episode has one of these with the entire crew, save for, going to a fire that seems pretty routine until every possible exit is closed to them. But wait! There's a roof exit! . And all in an episode whose first half was a pretty lighthearted outing at Black Shawn and Coleen's wedding. Talk about your Mood Whiplash.
 * [[Bunny Ears Lawye]: The entire cast can enter into here at times. Tommy's a drunk compulsive liar, Franco nearly got his station into a brawl with another, Sean Garrity is a bonehead and Mike is still unsure of himself. They still fight fires and save lives.
 * [[Butt Monke]: Probie Mike is constantly treated as such, being the station's newest and most sexually confused member. Even after he outgrows the name Probie, Mike is still treated this way, to the point that he loses the very band he created.
 * Call Back:.
 * Character Developmen]: Particularly notable with Needles, who is a consummate nice guy when he first comes into the station, and as an especially young chief commands little respect from the crew. In Season Five, after breaking up a fight in the station, he delivers a [[World of Cardboard Speech to his crew, takes a level in badas], and fully steps into his role as [[Da Chief.
 * [[Cliff Hange]: Seasons 3 and 5 both end on fairly agonizing cliffhangers.
 * Conflict Ball/Idiot Ball: Much of the show's drama would be avoided if the characters would occasionally tell each other the truth. Tommy in particular is a pathological liar, even when it's in his best interests to tell the truth.
 * Cop Show: Subverted to the tenth power.
 * Cowboy Cop: Subverted in name, but not action. Tommy is very headstrong about his life and job.
 * Crime-Time Soap: Sort of, but with fires instead of crimes.
 * Da Chief: Jerry Reilly, followed by Sidney Feinberg and Needles Nelson.
 * Death by Sex:, though not directly.
 * [[Dirty Old Ma]: Uncle Teddy. Still likable, though, at least sometimes.
 * Double Standard Rape (Female on Male): Averted Trop]. Sheila's rapes of Tommy are very disturbing and definitely not [[Double Standard.
 * [[Downer Endin]: Season 1 ends with . Two ends by . Three has . Four ends . Season Five ends with . Most individual episodes end this way, too.
 * Subverted in the series finale. Thank God.
 * [[Dysfunction Junctio]: Seriously, I shouldn't even have to tell you this.
 * [[Everybody's Dead, Dav]: In the series finale, it's revealed that only survived the previous episode's cliffhanger..
 * [[Firemen Are Ho]: Thoroughly averted in this pretty realistic series. There are a few fair ones, but most of the guys are normal-looking people. Firefighters are employed for their credentials after all, not their looks. In one episode, Gavin did encounter a women who seemed to hold this belief. She was passively waiting in her room for somebody to come for her while the building was burning up around her and comes on to Gavin when he tries to escort her out, all in the pursuit of some [[Rescue Romanc] scenario.
 * The Fun in Funeral:.
 * [[Gambit Roulett]: Pulled off successfully by, believe it or not, ! After ? The look on his face as he reveals his diabolical plan is simply priceless.
 * [[The Ghos]: Tommy's mother, taken almost literally with the Season One finale.
 * [[Hair-Trigger Tempe]: Sheila is called this by Tommy's latest love interest in the Season Five finale. Tommy has shades of this too.
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Partially subverted with Tommy. He does lots of morally questionable or downright bad things for fun and profit, but he isn't in it for wanton destruction or to fulfill some psychological compulsion. He's just angry and being mean is, for him, easier.
 * [[Hot Mo]: Janet, Sheila, Angie, and others.
 * break down the door.
 * Don't forget about [[Gina Gersho]'s guest appearances, who'd refuse to be touched after getting off.
 * [[Infant Immortalit]: Subverted at the end of Season 2.
 * [[Instant Death Bulle]: Subverted at the end of Season Five..
 * [[Interrogation by Vandalis]: In one episode, Tommy begins dropping Sheila's expensive house decorations on the floor until she tells him what happened when he was unconscious. She still doesn't tell him, but she makes up a pretty believable lie.
 * [[Karma Houdin]: Teddy calls Tommy this, but considering how crappy Tommy's life is, the trope itself is averted. Sheila, on the other hand, fits this to a T after what she pulls in Season 3 (see [[Moral Event Horizo] in the YMMV section).
 * Teddy himself is one. He doesn't get any jail time for shooting Tommy.
 * Killed Off for Real: Once a season..
 * Kill'Em All:.
 * [[Magical Realis]: If you believe Tommy isn't hallucinating when he sees ghosts of his dead cousin, . Oh, and Jesus in Season 2.
 * Manipulative Bastard: Yeah, yeah, we know that Tommy has this in him. But Sheila and Janet are constantly fighting for this title.
 * Mood Whiplash: The show lives off this trope.
 * [[Mother-Daughter Threesom]: In the episode "High", Mike is at a bar, and a hot cougar asks him if he's up for a little mother-daughter action. ...
 * [[Never Trust a Traile]: The Season 6 finale made it seem like.
 * The series finale implied that.
 * [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdow]: Tommy to Johnny, when he discovers the latter's relationship with Janet.
 * [[No Endin]:.
 * Not So Stoic: Tommy's a veritable geyser of [[Manly Tear].
 * [[Off the Wago]: in Season 5.
 * With the rest of his family getting off with him.
 * "Off the wagon" doesn't begin to cover it. At the rate that he gets on and off, either he must be really good at catching up, or that's a very slow wagon.
 * Played with to death in the finale season where he almost falls off three times.
 * [[Our Ghosts Are Differen]: The menagerie of ghosts Tommy witnesses verbally lambaste him, insult him, tear him down, bring him up, and eventually, abandon him and set his apartment on fire, only to return once Tommy and his buddies set up the bar. In Season 6, Tommy finally gets tired of hearing them talk about how everything is his fault, and turns on Jimmy and Connor. His best friend-cousin and his son.
 * "Off the wagon" doesn't begin to cover it. At the rate that he gets on and off, either he must be really good at catching up, or that's a very slow wagon.
 * Played with to death in the finale season where he almost falls off three times.
 * [[Our Ghosts Are Differen]: The menagerie of ghosts Tommy witnesses verbally lambaste him, insult him, tear him down, bring him up, and eventually, abandon him and set his apartment on fire, only to return once Tommy and his buddies set up the bar. In Season 6, Tommy finally gets tired of hearing them talk about how everything is his fault, and turns on Jimmy and Connor. His best friend-cousin and his son.


 * [[The Philosophe]: Lt. Shea, through the various seasons.
 * [[Real Song Theme Tun]: The theme is a shortened versio of "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGoxmrMUY1k C'mon C'mo" by the Von Bondies. Oddly for such an emphatically New York show, the Von Bondies are an emphatically [[Motor City|Detroi band.
 * Redemption Equals Death: After Tommy's dad passes, his family reflects on the good times they had together. Except for Tommy.
 * [[Shoot the Shaggy Do]: The episode "Seven". All of the firefighters managed to rescue seven children, only to find out that all of them were burnt to a crisp by the time they reached the ground. And then their mother dies later that night.
 * [[Shout-Ou]: Tommy's Nephew Connor has Animerica posters all over his room, including a nice [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Rebuild of Evangelio] one.
 * [[Sign of the Apocalyps]: "Sean Garrity readin' a book."
 * [[Trauma Conga Lin]: Tommy, nearly every episode.
 * [[Twofer Token Minorit]: Franco is a Puerto Rican Single Father.
 * [[Victim Falls For Rapis]: When Janet and Tommy argue over the furniture.
 * [[Wham! Episod]: The aptly named Happy in Season Two changed the entire direction of the show, proving that the writers have the balls to take anything and everything away from Tommy, and the tragedy is brought up on a regular basis to this day.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: Pick an episode, any episode, and you'll probably find an example of this.
 * Tommy has his Secret [[Evil Plan|Evil Plan].
 * [[Yander]: Sheila. See the trope page entry. See also [[Moral Event Horizo], on the YMMV page.
 * [[Your Princess Is in Another Castl]:.
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