Tosh.0/Funny

"OK remember, this is purely hypothetical. No offense to anyone. OK, who's first? (picture of Rob Schneider comes up) Rob Schneider? I would destroy that pussy. Once again, no offense..."
 * When Daniel focused on the phenomenon of Bros Icing Bros, he does a skit that shows someone icing him. He then prepares to drink it,
 * Daniel reuniting with his lion James Van der Beek, in a parody of Christian the Lion. As soon as the lion leaps for him,
 * From the video breakdown of the cruise ship where everything slides back and forth due to incredibly rough seas. "You know what'd make her feel a lot better?
 * "Wow, I've never seen someone his size do the Smooth Criminal lean before."
 * The Balloon Guy's web redemption, in which he had to get his entire body in and out of a balloon with out popping it. What Daniel says as he's standing next to a man with his upper half in a giant ballon seals it. "I think it's fair to say that this is the greatest moment of my life."
 * During his "Which Celebrities I Can Beat Up" segment:

"Oh no. It's brown! My dad's gonna kill me."
 * The segment in which Daniel rampages about the office with a claymore that he bought online. Especially the part where he exhibits his fencing technique.
 * When Daniel parodies the opening clip of one episode that features a woman giving birth in a bathtub. Daniel gives birth to his new puppy.

""There's going to be some changes around here! First of all, I am not confused about my sexuality. I like men!""
 * "Don't you see? He doesn't need a bigger penis. He's had a bigger penis inside him the whole time..."
 * The "Surprise Trust Fall" bit. The only person to fully catch him?.
 * Tosh, tired of an "unfunny British guy" doing every award show decides to submit his own Oscar host audition tape.
 * "Oh, THAT was disgusting! I don't even like tea". Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * When Chris Rock takes over for Daniel during his Ten Minute Retirement.