Hogwarts Exposed/YMMV

deeply unnerving, especially for people with siblings or children around the ages of the characters. rather quickly. The only one who shows any sign of post-traumatic stress is lectured and guilted by her best friend into going back to nudism and having sex. that what this really needs is hamfisted and hypersexualised nudist propaganda with a side order of misogyny and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking stilted dialogue]], Hogwarts Exposed might be for you. at everything, and Caitlin's is sympathetic!Snape telling Hermione about her [[Rape As Backstory angsty backstory]]. metric system]] in France, of all places. Claudia]], and Harry Potter himself. rivals who only [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous? wanted Emily to be clothed in the dorm]]. really well with Harry and Hermione. gets killed by being impaled on a unicorn horn. May also fall under Unfortunate Implications. signs in the fic of being a pedophile. When we last hear of him, he has taken up a relationship with Amanda. Amanda, who has just had a baby of her own... long sex ed talk. His misconceptions are pretty funny, especially when he makes a certain statement. reign of terror worse than Voldemort, but we're never given any evidence that she's either [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain capable of this]] or evil enough. and bodily functions, and sometimes even when it is. details of [this] news story. invoke]] this with Kim, especially in the beginning of Too Exposed when she's in dire need of comfort. hilarious in 2011, after the Geico "Does It Take Two To Tango?" Ad. "Surprise Trust Fall" bit. and "dazzling." A few years after it was written, Twilight was released and those descriptions took on whole new connotations. nude if he had a build like "a Greek Adonis," a common description in the Twilight series for Edward. ask... think of Doom Repercussions of Evil. what"]]. take the "perverts taking naked photos" arc seriously. didn't tell Hermione that her special charm for appearing to be clothed was gone; the second was because Emily posed nude for her Slytherin boyfriend, despite his Obviously Evil brother and including her posing in such ways as leg splits showing the entire world what's between her legs. beautiful and wise beyond their years. Hermione and Caitlin both have non-canon Empathy powers and Jamie actually turns into a Unicorn as her Animagus form. Even Jamie's arch-rival Dick, who tried to kill her earlier in the fic, can't stop drooling over her when he sees her naked. pranks on the shy Kim (including tricking Kim into sitting in a position so that an unfamiliar boy can look up her shorts) are very cruel. Her "extreme nudism" is probably also grounds for sexual harassment. and Tyler for Jamie, Caitlin, Emily, and Kim. personality as well as his kind heart and Hermione's intelligence and drop-dead good-looks (Though in-canon, Hermione was a When She Smiles type. Also, Jamie's constantly likened, in jest, to have been a "secret love-child" of Hermione's or a kid sister, their looks are so close, to the point of Unfortunate Implications because it's Harry making most of those comparisons). However, she's not as brash or foolhardy as Harry was growing up (her [[What an Idiot! decision to dive into a frozen lake to save a child's doll notwithstanding]]) nor is she up-front with or arrogant about her intellect as Hermione was (granted, we're told this by the author and not shown, but that's beside the point). In essence, she's got the best of Hermione and Harry without the flaws that allow for character development or interest. gush over how amazing they are and become nudists, and even their enemies have a Perverse Sexual Lust towards them. This often results in highly disturbing semi-rape scenes. Hooch raping Hermione, and Slytherin ordering the girls killed,]] or Kim to be nude to fix a vote in Emily's favor, Emily forcibly stripping Kim, or Ron basically being guilted into going into uncomfortable situations that he doesn't want to go in.]] matter what you think of the the characters, it's pretty hard to wish that on anyone. talking about how Draco would have no chance taking Timmy away from Sam and Ron. [[Gilligan Cut Cut to Draco's lawyer telling him how good his chances are.]] One almost expects a laugh track. the rape, sex, and nudism, the girls are about twelve. Azkaban and was dumped by Hermione after he cheated constantly on her. Ginny, meanwhile is a horrible slut who toys with both Snape and Malfoy and ends up teaching the Sex Ed classes. On a more...unique note, Madam Hooch is a child molesting rapist who is working for the evil Emma Wrong. paedophile rapists like they are in the fic. Often. Despite the fact that she says seven times in one scene alone that she doesn't want to do this. Averted with Hooch's rapes of Caitlin and Hermione, however. So perhaps it's only okay if you're an attractive [[Squick eleven-]]year-old girl who happens to be a main character? difficult not to view the scene in which Emily and Caitlin perform cunnilingus on one another as this, no matter how many times the author says it's non-sexual. granted our senses and not realizing how good we have it. much of an idiot Jamie was to dive into the frozen lake to rescue a child's toy. Bullchip]] points out that Harry and Hermione are perverts because they hang out naked with their naked adopted daughters. when he says that he believes that Sam and Timmy are being brainwashed into nudism by Emily, Jamie, and Catlin and that they are all to start wearing clothes around the house. evil, but all he wanted her was for her not to be seen as an exhibitionist. underage, adopted daughters. to see/touch a naked guy, have sex, hear about what it's like to have sex, or be a guy. Exposed is the main villain is an Unfortunate Implication in itself. receive "Hyperempath massages", in which she would massage and rub Hermione's entire body. Hermione, is uncomfortable with this, but Caitlin won't take "no" for an answer. The big reason for these massages? Because she doesn't want Hermione to get wrinkly or saggy or have varicose veins after the pregnancy. When Hermione appeals to Harry to back her up, he doesn't. perform mutual oral sex on each other; Emily can't stop ogling her shy eleven-year-old dormmate Kim, emotionally manipulating her into nudism--or, indeed, forcibly undressing her; and Kim fixates on Jamie's breasts. But, they hasten to reassure the readers, it's okay, because they aren't gay, they're just curious about each other's bodies. been sexually abused. They're adopted sisters of fourteen and twelve, respectively. Harry's interactions with his adopted daughters also fall uncomfortably close to that. any other person and have their nudism ignored rather than criticized, all she, Emily, and Caitlin (and eventually Harry and Hermione) ever want to talk about is nudity. she, they assume that Ron is just in the closet. One of the pieces of evidence Hermione uses to back that conclusion? When they were dating, he didn't pressure her for sex. Hermione also implies that Ron just didn't know he was gay at the time. importance and eight females. Of those, two are dead, seven are children, and the others are ignored. The aforementioned seven are constantly played for fanservice. missed her "reproductive organs" (which for some reason couldn't have been fixed by healing magic) with a strong implication that this would have been a Fate Worse Than Death, as though women exist only to reproduce. It's made worse by the Double Standard whereby a male character getting castrated is only mentioned in passing. harassment if not sexual assault- Kim does NOT want to be naked, and Emily refuses to take no for an answer. The author seems to think this is a good thing. emotional reaction any of these characters are capable of. As one reviewer put it, "You know your characters are crying too much when you feel the need to lampshade it with "once again"." a stepfather. On her first day at Hogwarts, she's magically fastened to the ceiling by the school bully and the heroes only let her down after the one takes a minute to stare up her skirt and comment on the pattern of her underpants. She then is pressured by Emily into being a nudist under some of the most convoluted reasoning ever. Oh, and after her stepfather tries to rape her, Emily and Caitlin listen to her repeat the story in rapt interest. has no qualms about pressuring him into the nudist lifestyle, while cruelly teasing him about his private bits and his inability to avoid having an erection while she hangs around him naked (and he made it clear that he's very uncomfortable about that last one). Hermione and Harry join in on said teasing, and ultimately ridicule him for asking his wife and son to please wear clothes in public.
 * Accidental Nightmare Fuel: The underage sex and nudism aspects can be
 * Angst? What Angst?: Characters over their rapes or brushes with rape
 * Audience-Alienating Premise: If you looked at Harry Potter and decided
 * Cliché Storm: Hoo, boy
 * Complete Monster: Quite a few.
 * Creator's Pet: Emily gets this a lot.
 * Jamie's first introduction is Hermione talking about how she's best
 * Critical Research Failure: Apparently they [[Unit Confusion don't use the
 * Designated Hero: Jamie, Emily, Caitlin, Hermione, Sam, [[Expy
 * Designated Villain: The girls' rivals, especially the two Slytherin
 * Draco in Leather Pants: Snape, who's friendly, supportive and gets on
 * Freud Was Right: As noted on the main page, the resident Psycho Lesbian
 * Fridge Horror: As noted in Unfortunate Implications below, Roger shows
 * Funny Moments: Emily and Caitlin have to give Evan an hour
 * Numerous spitefics, but "Uncle Booboo" takes the cake.
 * Generic Doomsday Villain: We're told that the Great One will usher in a
 * Glurge: When the fic isn't going into rape, torture, paedophilia
 * Harsher in Hindsight: The entire premise, in light of some of the
 * Heartwarming Moments: Hermione adopting Caitlin, full stop.
 * On the other side, some of the Revenge Fics [[Invoked Trope
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: Jamie owns a robot unicorn.
 * Catlin dancing with both Matt and Randy. Funny in 2003. Fucking
 * The Trust Fall exercise can never be taken seriously after the Tosh.0
 * Characters are frequently described with adjectives like "glistening"
 * Ron at one point states that he wouldn't have a problem with going
 * If Ron wanted Adonis DNA, there's somebody he could
 * The line "Suddenly Ron was a wolf" is apt to make readers
 * In one scene, genitalia are referred to as a [[My Immortal "you know
 * On a similar note, it's hard for anyone who's read My Immortal to
 * Idiot Plot: Both photo arcs. The first occurred because the girls
 * Mary Sue: A good many:
 * Purity Sue: Hermione, Caitlin, and Jamie, who are all stunningly
 * Jerk Sue: Emily. While she doesn't really beat people up, her various
 * Relationship Sue: Sam, for Ron. Alex, Matt, Evan, Randy, Brian, Roger
 * Copy Cat Sue: Jamie. She's often described as having Harry's courageous
 * Black Hole Sue: Nobody who meets the girls misses an opportunity to
 * Moral Event Horizon: Depending on who you support, either [[spoiler:
 * Rishard giving those potions to the people in the competition. No
 * Narm: The end of Too Exposed Chapter 5. Harry and Hermione are
 * Nausea Fuel: So very, very much. Keep in mind that for almost all of
 * Ron the Death Eater: Ron starts off as a werewolf who just came out of
 * And let's not forget Neville indecently assaulting Hermione.
 * Though Crabbe and Goyle weren't exactly nice in canon, they weren't
 * Double Standard Rape (Female On Female): Emily pressuring Kim to go naked.
 * Sister-Sister Incest: It's very, very
 * Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped: Kim's mini-speech about us taking for
 * Straw Man Has a Point: The Obviously Evil Dick Bancroft rants about how
 * In the Hogwarts Too Exposed, [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast
 * Apparently we're supposed to think Ron's being a controlling bastard
 * Matt asks Caitlin to wear pants. This is portrayed as controlling and
 * Toy Ship: Evan and Caitlin.
 * Unfortunate Implications: Harry's naked tickling sessions with his
 * Virtually every woman (and girl) in the series wants
 * That the closest thing to a strong, independent woman in Hogwarts
 * When Hermione is pregnant, she is heavily pressured by Caitlin to
 * In what might be a case of Hide Your Lesbians, Caitlin and Emily
 * Schoolgirl Lesbians Caitlin and Emily. Caitlin often discussed having
 * Emily's brief relationship with Roger reads like child grooming.
 * Despite claiming that Jamie and friends should be treated just like
 * Before Hermione and Harry meet Sam and learn that "he" is actually a
 * There are a grand total of five male nudists in the series with any
 * When Hermione gets shot, several characters note how it narrowly
 * As mentioned above, Emily's scenes stripping Kim are at least sexual
 * Wangst: Common:
 * Jamie, Emily, Caitlin, and Hermione discussing nudist "oppression".
 * Every female (and a guy or two) breaks down whenever the plot thickens.
 * Indeed, it would seem breaking down into tears is about the only
 * Woobie: Kim and Ron.
 * Kim is a shy girl with self esteem issues who has an abusive man for
 * Ron is a werewolf, has been to Azkaban, and hooks up with a woman who