Boers and Bernstein

''"They’ve done their best to keep the sports world on its toes."

Sports talk radio tends to be a bit predictable, if you stop and listen to it. You've got some really boneheadedly-stupid callers, with some really bizzare theories about sports.

Since keeping these callers / listeners happy means ratings, the host or hosts on the show immediately agrees with the caller, because that's really why the callers called in: to hear their voice on the radio, and for someone they listen to on the radio agree with them.

Boers And Bernstein, on the Chicago radio station The Score (WSCR 670AM), is not that kind of show. At all.

Hosted the titular Dan Bernstein and Terry Boers, the show's main draw is how the hosts interact with their callers, who rarely remember that these hosts won't simply agree with whatever they say. Depending on your bent, this is the draw of the show.

The show is very much Love It or Hate It. The people who hate the show and its hosts listen more. The shows that B&B critics like haven't been as successful.


 * Armor-Piercing Question: Dan has a Bottomless Magazine of these, if he disagrees with a caller's statement. For example, if a caller says that fighting in the NHL brings about Team Unity, Momentum, and inevitable victory, Dan will ask the caller how a local hockey team succeeds if they don't fight. Or he'll point out that NHL playoff games are notorious for not including fighting. Generally speaking, the caller will then swear or sputter and get kicked off the air.
 * Berserk Button: Dan does not like when he asks a caller a question about their statement and does not answer it. This is generally because said question will explore just how incorrect their statement was.
 * Calling the Old Man Out: Their "signature segment" is called Who You Crappin?. Callers are encouraged to find something a sports person/entity claimed, explain why they are wrong, and end the line with "(Name}, Who You Crappin?". The segment itself was coined after Terry asked Mike Ditka to respond to allegations that he didn't have 'the fire', and Ditka pointed out that Terry regularly mocked Ditka's comments on 'the fire'.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Terry loves to act like this. A few examples:
 * When watching sports, he claims to argue with his furniture. Especially his Ottoman.
 * After saying "In my {sport} world", he'll follow it up with "Which is a very, very odd world, indeed"...
 * Making gibberish noises in general.
 * Cool Old Guy: Terry Boers is an older man, having covered most of the major Chicago sports teams during his career as a journalist. He's got a story about practically everyone he's covered.
 * First-Name Basis: Not a hard-and-fast rule, callers who are fans of the show will call the hosts by their first name. Like, if the first person who started this article was a fan, and all the initial tropes mention Terry and Dan. The others, well... look below.
 * Hatedom: Dan's response to someone meeting him in real life and saying that they hate the show? Thank you for listening. He doesn't buy the idea of someone who angrily calls the show to promise they'll never listen again''.
 * His Name Really Is "Barkeep": Most callers use the default moniker of {Name} from {City}. The person who most defines this trope is Gary From Evanston
 * Last-Name Basis: Callers who don't like the show will tend to refer to the hosts as Boers or Bernstein. This is frequently because Bernstein is a Jewish name. Which has been brought up by callers.
 * Long Runner: While not as long as some on that list, Boers and Bernstein has been on since 1999, which is a long time for a radio show.
 * Love It or Hate It: The show is extremely controversial.
 * Noodle Incident: The show has gone on for so long that the hosts will occasionally make reference to things that have happened off the air, or long ago. Most of them they can't say on the radio. [
 * Only Known by Their Nickname: What, you don't know who Ten Foot Midget, Black Physicist, Maddox Boy, the Blind Chauffeur, Bichiro, Unemployed Lawyer, Quit Playin, North Side Fro Dog, or Mr. Mouth are? Even real names used can stick as nicknames, with Random Guy From Rockford will still be called R-F-R even if he moves.
 * Only Sane Man: Both Terry and Dan, especially if they discuss topics that inflame the stupid. Chicago sports fans can be... not-so-bright.
 * Schmuck Bait: Dan (sometimes intentionally) invokes this, saying something that he knows will rile up people to call in.
 * The whole show, from one perspective. Why would a sports-dumb caller call into a show knowing he'll be mocked? Because he's convinced that he'll be the one that proves Dan and Terry wrong.
 * Third Ranger: Jason Goff and Matt Abbatacola, the show's producers, are not ''technically' hosts on the show, but are practically that.
 * Unfortunate Implications: Dan likes to point these out:
 * He's not shy about reminding people that Ice Hockey is a "Cold White Sport", whose fans tend to actively dislike (or outright hate) a much more Warm, Brown Sport. Whenever he does this, you can count on at least one caller chiming in with "I'm not racist, I just hate how basketball is filled with tattooed thugs and gangbangers, not like hockey!"
 * The show has had enough callers that have been a little bit anti-Semitic that he's able to pick up on it.
 * Verbal Tic: Whenever anyone says anything about facial hair (or even tangentially related to hair at all), Terry will exclaim a wheezy  BY CRACKY. FCC regulations forbid him from explaining why on the radio, And this editor isn't sure if he should here.