Older Is Better/Quotes

"Rattrap: This thing wasn't built. It was poured! Optimus Primal: Die Cast Construction. It's a lost art."

- Beast Wars

"(Michael Easton, Fiera Anweird, and Bruce Campbell Kid search a Redbox for The Miserable Bunnies) Mike: I'm not seeing it here. It's not in the index! Bruce: But this machine's supposed to be BETTER than a video store! That's why everyone abandoned the store for it, right? Mike: It doesn't carry anything older than six months, and of those, only the major titles. Fiera: Netflix might have it! They have a wider selection! Mike: Yes, but it takes time for them to send what you order, and we already promised our client we'd get this movie to him by tomorrow! Fiera: Couldn't we stream it from them? Mike: Not practical for our meeting location. We need to hand them a physical copy! Bruce: WELL, THEN HOW DO WE GET IT? Mike: I'm not sure. If the rental store was still an option, this would have been easy! Bruce: HOW-HOW CAN THIS BE? TECHNOLOGY ONLY MAKES THINGS BETTER! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM WORSE! THE WORLD'S NOT MAKING SENSE!"

- Keiki, "Queenie's Kindertrauma"

"Captain America: Tony's energy shield may be fancy, but I prefer the classics. This "garbage can lid" and I, we go way back. And unlike that thing, she's got personality."

- The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, "Ultron Unlimited"

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