The Darkness (comics)/Funny

"Number One: those plastic strips on the inside of CD covers. I hate those fucking things. I mean are you selling me a Sinatra album or am I trying to break into Fort Friggin Knox, am I right? Number Two: Mean people Number Three: Those who are disrespectful to me and my family. Number Four: Broccoli Number Five: Circus midgets Number Six: God Number Seven: French People and Belgians, not necessarily in that order. And this, *surrounded by alien zombies* this sucks."
 * From The Darkness/Pitt crossover has Jackie babysitting a young boy named Tim (Morality Pet and Person of Mass Destruction) and they watch The Godfather together... and Jackie gives him pointers on how he would have carried out the hit.
 * From that same arc: "Jackie Estacado's Big List of Things That Suck:"

"Jackie (staggering away from the Magdalena): Come on boys, it's gonna be okay...nngh...just shake it off"
 * In the comics, whenever Jackie receives a Groin Attack