Exit Fate/Funny

Funny Moments in Exit Fate: "Don't you hate it when you are talking to someone and you've got absolutely nothing to say?
 * Those Genre Savvy Lampshading nameless NPCs:

Do you always talk to random strangers on the streets? Get a life!

You entered our home uninvited, but it's okay since we are such hospitable people.

Who the hell are you and why are you talking to me?!"

"Soldier: I lead about a hundred men. That's right. They all praise me for my excellent leadership and courage. Of course, they're blessed to be in such good company. Woman: Help."
 * Speaking of nameless NPCs, there's a soldier in the tavern of Elysium Castle trying to impress a girl. When you talk to each of them, this is what they say:

"When you come home today, don't forget to buy some eggs and milk on the way."
 * One bookshelf in the Hall of Memory. Ancient knowledge, translated and restored... or someone's grocery list.

"Luther: Everyone knows vampires play organs! That means if you're playing the organ, you are most likely a vampire! Daniel: I... see. Luther: Oh, and undead creatures have also been seen roaming around. Daniel: But the organ music is much more important? Luther: I see you understand."
 * Luther's introductory scene is a masterpiece of Insane Troll Logic.

"Daniel: We'll try and sneak out. Ayara: Sneak out? You mean break our way out with force, sir? Daniel: Shh."
 * While escaping a prison:

": Ah, come on, let's try it! What's the worst thing that could happen?
 * This little snippet of dialogue after getting the Portal Key:

Angel: The end of the world?

Daniel: ...I'll take my chances."

": You can't do that! What if they capture you? Daniel: Well, I'll get to meet Rock either way, won't I?"
 * More of Daniel being subtly snarky, this time when challenged about meeting with an enemy commander in person:


 * Recruiting . He's just a bit traumatized after that incident.