3:10 to Yuma/Funny

1957 Version
"Mr. Potter: Ain't cha gonna help catch 'em? Ben Wade: Ah, wish I could. Mr. Potter: What'd they look like? Ben Wade: Oh, they'll be easy to catch. That's three big men on three white horses. Mr. Potter: ...Three white fellas... on three big horses, huh?"
 * The charmming Mr. Potter (the town drunk) as he gets ready to go and join the posse who have gone after the stage robbers.


 * "Safe! Who knows what's safe? I knew a man dropped dead from lookin' at his wife. My own grandmother fought the Indians for sixty years... then choked to death on lemon pie. Do I have two volunteers?"