X Called. They Want Their Y Back.

"Robert "Fish" Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back. Amelia: No, they just called again. They want that joke back."

- The Rocker

A common put down about how someone ran headfirst into Fashion Dissonance (or something related). Often it's something that is no longer fashionable, or that famously works for someone, but almost no one else.

Runs headfirst into Totally Radical nowadays. Or in other words, "The Nineties called, they want their Meme back". A common variation is to replace "They want their (word) back" with "They said you can keep the (word)."

Compare If I Wanted X, I Would Y; Better by a Different Name.

Super-Trope to Mexico Called. They Want Texas Back.

Not to be confused with We Want Our Jerk Back.

Advertising

 * An Australian ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken used the line, "The pigeons called. They want their lunch back."
 * American restaurant chain Ruby Tuesday released several TV advertisements regarding its image rebranding in 2007. One ad involved a spokesman removing a stained glass lamp from a restaurant saying: "The 70's called, they want their lamp back."

Comic Books
""So... You have a close enough relationship with Kenny Rogers' balls that they called you, huh?""
 * "Hitler called, he wants his look back." That was Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man. At J. freaking Jonah freaking Jameson.
 * Left 4 Dead Comic: Kenny Rogers' balls called. They want their hair back from your face...


 * In one Spider-Man story, he's going undercover at a club for Vampire Vannabes. He dresses in what he thinks is appropriate goth-gear, only for an Edward Cullen lookalike to taunt "The nineties called, they want their vampire back!"
 * In a story where he had Wolverine hostage, Deadpool taunted Daken like this ("It was 1986. It wants its hair..."). When he says "back", Daken had already chopped off his hand.

Comic Strips
"Caulfield: (pointing to Frazz's white-and-red legs) Poland called. They want their flag back."
 * The title character of Frazz once took a long bike ride on a chilly day, ending up with only the lower half of his legs windburned.

"Jason: The Ice Capades called. They want their costume back."
 * Get Fuzzy: "Hilary Clinton called, she wants her manners back!"
 * One FoxTrot story arc had Paige's pink glitter pen accidentally put in the washer, causing it to bleed on Peter's sweatshirt.

Fan Works
"Tom "Servo": It is pointless to resist? Yeah, the Emperor just called. He wants his friggin' lines back!"
 * Star Wars Fan Film The Formula.

"Ino: Hey, Sakura, Christina Ricci called. She wants her giant forehead back, and her movie career. Sakura: Well, Renee Zellweger called. She wants her UGLY BLONDE BITCH FACE back! ...And her movie career."
 * From Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show:

Films -- Live-Action
"Robert "Fish" Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back. Amelia: No, they just called again. They want that joke back."
 * "1976 called. They want their hair back," was said to Joe Dirt about his mullet.
 * At the end of Oceans Eleven: "Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back."
 * The Rocker


 * A variation: from The Breakfast Club, Bender to Vernon; "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
 * Esther from Orphan gets this from a classmate about her old fashioned, frilly dress. "Oh, look. Little Bo Peep texted me. She wants her outfit back."

Live-Action TV
"Sonia Kruger: (about a wig) Willie Mason called. He says he wants his hair back."
 * Subverted (but to make it funnier) in How I Met Your Mother. Marshall wants to wear some really tacky pants they called "Joey Buttafuoco pants". Ted says, "Bel Biv Devoe called, even they don't want those pants back."
 * Dancing With the Stars

"Spinner: OK, I guess it's Straight Eye for the Gay Guy. OK... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back."
 * Degrassi the Next Generation
 * Episode "It's Raining Men":

"Josh Trager: Hilary Duff called and she wants her shirt back."
 * Another good example is the Wild Teen Party episode where Manny asks an increasingly drunken Emma: "Does Mexico know you've taken all of their tequila?"
 * Kyle XY, episode "What's the Frequency, Kyle?":

"Luke: Copernicus called; the universe doesn't revolve around you. Joan: What a coincidence, because the dork police called and said they want their leader back."
 * Joan of Arcadia, episode "No Bad Guy":

"Andy: Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back. Dwight: Well 1985 better have a time machine because I drive an '87."
 * The Office, episode "The Merger":

"Stephanie: Hey Kimmy, Big Bird called. He wants his legs back."
 * A variation in Seinfeld: "Hey, George! The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." "Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!" "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
 * Well the life support machine called...
 * And what made this a real kicker was that George had been saving this comeback up all episode, and had even gone so far as to recreate the original scenario where the first putdown had been used so that he could spring it. He wasn't prepared for a comeback to his comeback.
 * Scrubs had J.D. describe an elderly patient as a "neat old lady" and Turk tells him "the 1930s called, they want their lingo back." His repeated use of the trope in the conversation led to the page quote.
 * Full House:

""Wonder Woman called, she wants her belt back.""
 * Oswald on The Drew Carey Show won a wrestling tournament, and the trophy is, well...

"Chandler: Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. Ross: What? Chandler: Blue blazer back. He, he wants it back."
 * Frasier, to Niles: "Niles, I've got news for you -- Copernicus called and you are not the centre of the universe!"
 * Friends
 * Chandler tries it, but screws it up (a Throw It In, as Matthew Perry actually messed up the line):

"Paula: (to Jack Black) The School of Rock called, they want their diploma back..."
 * Also from Friends, Chandler responds to Ross' new leather pants by informing him, "Tom Jones called, he wants his pants back."
 * From a special episode of American Idol:

"Kelso: Hey, uh, puffy-shirt guy called, he wants his puffy shirt back."
 * Sometimes used by either Stacey London or Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear to mock some of the outdated or unusual fashion choices made by the subjects of their show.
 * Kelso attempted this in the That '70s Show episode "Bye-Bye Basement". Fez walks in wearing a puffy shirt, and Kelso tries to make fun of him, but isn't very successful.

""Siegfried and Roy called, they want their relationship back.""
 * Thirty Rock. Jack uses this line a lot on Liz.
 * Saturday Night Live
 * One skit from the early '90s consisted entirely of idiots doing variations of this joke at each other.

""Fred Flintstone called, he wants his head back.""
 * Another one featured a parody of The Weakest Link in which Anne Robinson's shtick devolved into nothing but insults.

"Gino: "The 70s called, they want their [sweater] back!" George: "Now, that's not nice, not everybody can afford to shop at Pimps R Us!""
 * In one of David Spade's "Hollywood Minute" segments from a mid-90's Weekend Update, Spade said of Skeet Ulrich, "Johnny Depp called; he wants his DNA back."
 * And speaking of The Weakest Link, this gem from the half-hour daytime edition with George Gray:

"Castle: "Well, how about just a lowkey evening with your girlfriends? You guys can have a John Hughes marathon and fill out a Cosmo quiz. Alexis: "Dad, the 80s just called, it wants its plan back.""
 * From Castle:

"Grey Davis(answering the phone mid-sentence): "What's that? Okay, I'll tell him." (beat) "That was Skeletor. He wants your wife's face back.""
 * A Mad TV sketch during the California gubernatorial recall, with a confrontation between governor Grey Davis and would-be governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Music

 * In the rap spoof "Iraq Without Me", Saddam Hussein plays this card in the middle of berating Osama bin Laden. "By the way, Castro called -- he wants his beard back!"
 * The title of a song by the Awkward Romance: "Judas Called, He Wants His Sense Of Loyalty Back".

New Media

 * "Hey, Jermaine Jackson called ... he wants his hair back"
 * A common response to a Wall of Text is "China called, they want their wall back."
 * The first image caption from the top down on the TF Wiki article for Crumplezone actually reads, "Trap-Jaw called, he wants his head back." Also, the first image caption from the top fown for the TF Wiki article for Bulkhead actually reads, "Crumplezone called, he wants his head back."
 * A common bumper sticker: "Your village called, they want their idiot back."
 * T-shirt variation: "Your village called, their idiot is missing."
 * The Doctor Who analysis blog TARDIS Eruditorum: A Psychochronography In Blue has a photo caption for K-9 and Company reading "The 1980s called. They said you can keep their bloody title card."
 * Back in the late '90s, it was "reported" Muammar Gaddafi got the message that Michael Jackson wanted his jacket back.

Pro Wrestling
"Edge: 1998 called, they're sick and tired of you, so feel free to join us in the year 2001 at any time."
 * Circa 2001, Edge interrupted X-Pac, who was complaining about how he used to be a big deal.

Video Games

 * Ebaumsworld's game Avalanche routinely dishes out insults when you lose, one of which is "Your village called. They want their idiot back."
 * Drama Con used a variation of this for a T-shirt: "Your village called. They want their cosplayer back."

Web Comics
"Vaarsuvius: Gordium called -- they have a knot that you may want to take a look at."
 * In The Wotch, after Miranda suddenly disappears when no one's looking at her, Jason remarks, "Batman called; he wants his exit back."
 * xkcd confronts this trope with Fridge Logic.
 * The Order of the Stick, strip #327:


 * Sinfest received a call too.

Web Original
""Todd McFarlane called. Spawn wants his cape back.""
 * Unskippable about Vincent's cape in Dirge of Cerberus:

""Final Fantasy IX called, they want their unexpected final boss back.""
 * Graham Stark on Loading Ready Run spent $130 just to pull off the joke more effectively.
 * Let's Play video of Rose and Camellia:

"Nostalgia Critic: Hey, MC Hammer called. He's being outsucked."
 * Related, Hardcore Gaming, talking about Zeromus (the original unexpected final boss): "Phantasy Star called; it wants its critter back."
 * Professor Otaku does a Let's Play, saying, "Sky walker? Luke called. He wants his name back.
 * "ABBA called, they want their toilet seat back."
 * A variation occurs in the video where The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Making of the Coming Out of Our Shells Tour.

"Linkara: Oh, and by the way, George Clooney in Ocean's 11 called, he wants his fashion sense back"
 * From Atop the Fourth Wall, while Linkara is on the phone with The Cinema Snob.

Western Animation
"Shoreleave: Waylon Flowers called, he wants his madam back. Boom! Hunter Gathers: Oh yeah? Well The Village People called, AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU PRANCEY BASTARDS!"
 * Hilariously subverted in The Venture Bros episode "The Invisible Hand of Fate":

"Lisa: Buckingham Palace called. They want their hat back."
 * The Simpsons. Said to Marge, commenting on her hairdo:

"Stan: Steve, a homosexual giant called, he wants his shirt back. (phone rings) Homosexual Giant: Sorry, false alarm, I found it under my couch..."
 * Subverted in American Dad:

"Peter: Harry, Double Oh Seven called, he wants his life back."
 * MTV's CGI Spider-Man: The New Animated Series had this in "The Party", as Harry is drinking a martini.

""Hi, it's the 1930s. Can we have our words, clothes, and shitty airplane back?...Call you back, 1930s! And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg!""
 * In Regular Show, using this phrase will literally send Y back to X. The whole plot of the episode was that Mordecai and Rigby, the lead characters, have cell phones from the 1980's. When they get a call that says, "The 80's called, they want their cell phones back!", since the two were holding the phone, they went back to the 80's. This was hilariously used at the end of the episode, where the two call their boss and (since they now know it's possible,) send the recliner he's sitting in back to the 1970's.
 * Played with in Archer: