Rule of Funny/Quotes

""We're gonna keep doing this sketch. Y'know why? Because it's funny. And in my business, you never cut funny.""

- King Kaiser, My Favorite Year

"Eddie: You mean to tell me you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!

Roger: No, not at any time; only when it was funny!"

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit

""We try not to think too much about the floating baby head. . . It makes us laugh, 'nuff said.""

- Jeff "Swampy" Marsh

"Major Monogram: That doesn't even make any sense.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It doesn't have to, I've got a monster truck!"

- Phineas and Ferb, "Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown"

"Dan Aykroyd: "Are there any local residents whom you've seen acting strangely?"

Stewie: "Well, there's a pedophile up the street that nobody seems to be doing anything about, but it's mainly because he's so funny.""

- Family Guy

""I'll go where the humor takes me, and if that happens to create gross inconsistencies, then so be it.""

- Rich Burlew, author of Order of the Stick

"The Lobe: Freakazoid! Why is it taking us so long to fall?!

Freakazoid: 'Cause it's funny!

The Lobe: No, it's not! It's just stupid! It's as dumb as that Handman episode!"

- Freakazoid, "Virtual Freakapoop"

"Eric: I forgot my mom's birthday.

Hyde: Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday.

Eric: If you remembered, then why didn't you tell me?

Hyde: How would that be funny?"

- That 70s Show

"Lots of things happen in cartoons that you just don't see in the real world. That's part of the fun of cartoons."

- Toon

"Why'd I have Sorin say that? It was funny. Really, end of story."

- Mark Rosewater, Tales From the Pit

"Mega Man: If I were to guess, I would say that it was done using that unique property of highly random humor in which a character can spontaneously do just about anything as long as it's part of the joke.

Dr. Cossack: Like the sudden appearance of a chalk board?

Mega Man: Exactly. I call it the gag reflex."

- Bob and George