My Immortal/Drinking Game

Drinking Game:

For the brave souls that decide to read this fanfic, here's a Drinking Game to help make it bearable even more fun ... well, you'll get drunk, trust us. Here's a formatted party version.

Simple Version

 * Take a shot every time a word is mispeled.
 * Allow the people at your funeral to share each drink following your untimely demise.

Pure -OH Version

 * Take a shot every time Ebony "frenches" someone.
 * Two shots whenever she does so "passively".
 * Take a shot each time Ebony has sex.
 * Take two shots each time said sex gets interrupted.
 * Take two shots each time characters have sex without getting naked first.
 * Take a shot every time the word "goffik" or its variants are used.
 * Take a shot each time Ebony's name gets misspelled.
 * How can we possibly tell!?
 * Then take one for every different spelling.
 * Take a shot each time a name from the Harry Potter books gets misspelled.
 * Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe clothing.
 * Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe someone's makeup.
 * Two shots if it's a boy's makeup.
 * Take a shot each time an emo band gets mentioned.
 * Take two shots each time an actual goth band gets mentioned. Remember, emo is not goth! In fact, most emo bands are actually quite "preppy".
 * Come to think of it, take a shot every time preps—and Hilary Duff—are insulted.
 * Take another shot when the "prepz" are flaming again.
 * Take a shot every time My Chemical Romance is raped mercilessly.
 * And take a shot every time she comments on how hot a band member looks.
 * Or how hot anyone looks.
 * Or when she compares a character to a member of a goffik band.
 * Two shots if you can't tell who it is because they've gotten their name misspelled or confused with another character's.
 * Take a shot every time the cast goes to attend a concert of a "goffik" band.
 * Take two shots if it's not really the band that's playing, but really.
 * Take two shots every time Draco runs after Ebony naked.
 * Take a shot each time the word "fishnets" is mentioned.
 * Take a shot with every bad pun.
 * Take two shots with every non-pun that is followed with "geddit".
 * Take a shot every time you see something redundant. (IE:And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black.)
 * Take a shot every time the word "black", its variants or misspellings is used.
 * Take a shot every time a long word is rendered as a similar-looking word spelled correctly.
 * Take two shots if this turns into an unintentional censorship, such as when "masturbating" becomes "masticating".
 * Take two shots when that similar word spelled correctly is actually a harder word, spelled correctly. See: Bombodil, Azerbaijan.
 * Take a shot each time Ebony gives somebody the "middle finger".
 * Take a shot every time Ebony then stops to describe how she painted her fingernail during giving the finger.
 * Take three shots every time Tara spells a five-letter-plus word correctly, without changing the intended meaning, after chapter 16.
 * Take two shots every time Tara threatens not to update.
 * Take a shit every time Tara accidentally spells a normal word as a swear word. (the best examples are Minister for Magic Cornelia Fuck, and Draco watching the film Hoes of Wax)
 * Take a sip every time the word fuck is used. That includes misspellings of the word, and abbreviations of the it (EX: OMFG, WTF, OMFFG).
 * No, this one can't be used. You'll be dead within the first few chapters.
 * You'd already be dead in the FIRST chapter if you followed half of the preceding rules here.
 * You'd be dead by the first paragraph if you followed the rules...
 * You'd be dead even if you followed the rules with water instead of alcohol.
 * Take a shot every time someone slits their wrists.
 * And two shots if someone silts their ristz
 * Take a shot every time Tara uses the word 'depressed' or its variants.
 * Take a shot each time suicide is mentioned.
 * Take a shot each time there's an author's note.
 * Take two shots for every time the author's note involves the author threatening to self-mutilate in some way.
 * Two shots if it's not at the beginning or end of the chapter.
 * Three if it's in the middle of a sentence.
 * Take a shot each time someone makes a dramatic entrance (remember, Rule of Perception).
 * Take a shot for the adverbs "sexily", "seductively" and "suicidally". (Two shots if the word is spelled correctly)
 * Take two shots for the adverbs "angrily" and "sadly". And, yes, "sandly" counts as "sadly".
 * Three shots if the actions being described do not fit the adverb (i.e., Draco "crying sexily," etc.)
 * Take four shots every time two entirely contradictory adverbs are used to describe the same action (i.e., B'loody Mary shaking her head "energetically lethargically")
 * Take a shot every time Tara says "da" instead of "the".
 * You would be dead before you got halfway though.
 * Take a shot for each Freudian Slip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara.
 * In other words, take a shot just about any time Ebony is mentioned.
 * Take a shot each time somebody cries.
 * Sip a Bloody Mary each time someone cries tears of blood.
 * Down the Bloody Mary every time Ebony slits her wrists.
 * Take two shots if she drinks the blood.
 * Take a shot every time she refers to her "Thingy" or her "you-know-what".
 * Down a Bloody Mary every time Herm... er, I mean "B'loody Mary Smith" is mentioned.
 * Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in the Potter Verse or in the real world.
 * Well, you're in no danger there.
 * Take a shot every time we have an overly long Dramatic Pause, as in " It was................ Dumbledore!"
 * Even better, take a shot for each set of ellipses.
 * Take a shot for every time it is snowing and raining at the same time
 * Take a shot for every '666.'
 * Take a shot for every time Tara mentions "Raven".
 * Take a shot every time Tara actually names a chapter.
 * Take a shot every time anyone wears leather.
 * Take a shot every time you see "Satanist" or any variation of it.
 * Take a shot every time Tara improperly uses a japanese word.
 * Take a shot every time Tara says "and everything" or "and stuff."
 * Take a shot every time there is a 1 where there should be a !
 * Take a shot every time a Harry Potter character goes by a different name, not including misspells of their real name.
 * Take a shot every time a character that was supposed to be dead comes on the scene.
 * Take a shot every time a gun is mentioned.
 * Take two if the gun is fired and kills no one.
 * Take four if the gun is a knife.
 * Take a shot every time someone is called a "bich," or any variant.
 * Two shots if it's a compliment.
 * Take a shot every time someone is out of character
 * Finish your drink every time a "Harry Potter" character is actually in character.
 * Take a shot every time she uses the word anyway
 * Take a shot every time "fangz" is substituted for "thanks."
 * Take two shots if "skull" is substituted for "school."
 * Take another shot if Tara comments on it.
 * Take a shot if someone comes in on a broomstick.

Distilled Version

 * Take a sip every time a new misspelling debuts.
 * Two if it's Ebony's name.
 * Two if it's an original Harry Potter character's name.
 * Two if it's spelled correctly as something other than what was meant, including swears.
 * Take a sip for when goffs or goff/emo/rock musik are promoted, or prepz, prep/pop music, or the readers (for being prepz) are bashed.
 * Take a sip for every redundant detail.
 * Take a sip for every unusual adverb.
 * Take a shot for each time a scene stops to describe clothing, makeup or general appearance.
 * Take a shot for each instance of out of place technology.
 * Take a shot for each time a character has a new background.
 * Take a sip for each reference to Satanism, vampires, or the various misspellings thereof.
 * Take a shot for every "pun".
 * Take a shot for every personal Author's Note.

And finally, if you're reading or listening to a reading, stop and do something else each time the "story" gets too much for you.

You won't make it to the halfway mark. Beware of possible alcohol poisoning. If you go for a non-alcoholic variation of the game, be within quick reach of a bathroom. For water drinkers, beware of water poisoning.
 * Halfway mark? You won't make it past two chapters unless you're some kind of demigod.
 * There are an awful lot of demigods running around TV Tropes, then, as evidenced by this list:
 * To be fair, none of them are following every rule. If someone attempted that... well there are approximately twenty shots they would need to take in the first chapter alone. You would be dead by the second...
 * Or they spaced out the abuse.
 * So essentially, chug whatever it is during the whole fic. Just don't die.

There's also a sequel to My Immortal! Written by a so-called 'friend' of Tara's, as seen on her profile. You can also do this same drinking game with that...but with a different main character/author insert. xXxChronicles of LifeDeathxXx

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