Kit n Kay Boodle



Kit 'n Kay Boodle is a Furry Comic begun in 2001 by Richard Katellis. It features a married couple of foxes -- named, of course, Kit and Kay Boodle -- who live in the community of Yiffburg. They are always getting into small problems that are solved in one way and one way only: by yiffing (i.e., sex).

It turns out that they eat a special kind of berry which not only keeps their yiff drives up, but also acts as a contraceptive. Upon finding out that their garden grows exceptionally large Boinkberries, Kit and Kay begin to realize that they are the avatars of the Gods of Yiff, which means that their calling is to do what they've been doing (that is, encouraging people to go around in the fur and [[Insistent Terminology yiff]]) every minute of every day, only on a grander scale.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world seems (comparatively) normal, but the fact that they're not screwing each other senseless every waking moment causes them to be treated as pariahs by the Yiffburgians; everyone else disdains their furry ways, but the enlightened folk]] of Yiffburg know in their hearts that if only they opened their minds to constant public yiffing, they would understand.

The exception to this is the Karostropov Dictatorship, which is one part communist Russia caricature, two parts furry-fandom indignation. Run by an absurdly evil body-hopping spirit entity called Karostropov (who-- horror of horrors-- demands chastity from his host body in return for loosely-defined power), it is an Evil Empire down to the last man, openly and gleefully oppressing its own citizens for no reason but to highlight how evil and bad it is, and how horrible abstinence is, and how good and pure and innocent the residence of Yiffburg are.

Strangely, the comic opts for a cute, cartoonish style, which is a stark contrast to the constant sexual themes.

WARNING: This page contains many NSFW links.

=== Tropes present in Kit N Kay Boodle: === population isn't the real surprise!" was The Big Bad? [Think again.] oversexed. It should come as no surprise that Kit and Kay play that stereotype as straight as possible. Shirlee Mouse. free love, yiffing, and the plight of the furry community. The world outside of idyllic, nudist Yiffburg is full of monstrous dictatorships and ruthless capitalist states that criticize Yiffburg for being horny layabouts. Any character who doesn't constantly want sex with total strangers is either an evil fascist or a repressed soul, and the answer is invariably anonymous sex, either to defeat or convert them to the yiffy way of life. It doesn't help matters that the story is occasionally interrupted by the author describing the sexual exploits he and his wife have with their parents. Tyrant" contains apparent references to God's Smuggler. Boinkberries sound like more fun than bibles, but still! Bunko; before they convert to Yiff-ism, for lack of a better word, they're wrinkly, warty, fun-house-mirror-like renditions of their animal types; as soon as they start getting laid, however, it's all big cartoon cutesy eyes and smiles. good and should be appreciated, celebrated, and enjoyed. But then you have Skamm, who tries to keep ahold of his link with Karostropov by reaffirming that the sin of Greed is more powerful than the sin of Lust. By itself that's not so bad, since Skamm's a villain and his views aren't supposed to be seen as the right ones-- but his "lust" is just as sugary and darling as any of the rest of the cast's, and no one protests the use of the term even as they're literally tempting him with sex to get him to understand their viewpoint and free him from Karostropov. So, sex is good, clean, wholesome fun-- but it's still sinful. he's evil because he represses his sexuality. clients and represses his sexuality because the evil force he allied himself with requires it of him. At this point, any evil in him is just there for the sake of it. characters yiffing. Perhaps the author had finally decided to be honest with his readers and just anthropomorphized a cock? Depo-Provera and Xtasy. an entity actually gains anything by forcing his hosts to be celibate, or even gives any real benefit to his hosts by possessing them, since he seems to prefer people who already have business sense and a general lack of decent ethics anyway. Mostly it seems like he just wants to kick puppies. "gosh." The villains, particularly Skamm, show no such restraint. Ever. torso. of the hole they fall into. Twice. Furry Fandom slang. lot. Author Avatar and mouse girlfriend. Serena in order to frame the lawyers, both as "rape-by-trick" and "starting-to-enjoy-it-afterward". weapon on its own. nearly every storyline seems to introduce more and more secondary characters. characters are after/opposed to. They're treated as drastically important-- in particular the agreement the lawyers were signing with Queen Serena, the contract being negotiated at the Copulation Club, Bill Blaine's testimony-- but the audience is never shown how any of this even relates to Yiffburg, let alone how they could be so important it's worth rearranging the lives of total strangers for. residents of Yiffburg who prefer to yiff in the privacy of their own homes rather than in public and (at first) refuse to engage in eating boinkberries. While the characters' first names are Vic and Dee, they're nearly always referred to by their full names, just in case you might miss the significance. Queen Serena. sense that everyone who goes there becomes a mindlessly horny layabout because of the way it "changes" them. people who would never do anything wrong... except commit long-distance rape just to frame a law firm. Yep. Pure and good. Services, Inc. Also, Deceiva and Kuruptus. you know, the only gods. his mother-in-law. The author apparently considers these moments to be cute and charming... in-universe outlook towards sex, it's much closer to a platonic love with... um... squick-inducing shared intimacy. in-universe. Instead, the author devoted a full arc to describing what might be a real life incident. as seen here. with the lawyers, but she is mentioned as having become as horny as everyone in Yiffburg, which is considered a good thing, and not the result of any kind of psychological trauma on her part (especially since she has the mind of a child). Kat Ellis]], Shirlee Mouse, and Shirlee's mother. [[Squick We really hope they're subversions.]] always banging each other, the relations tend to be almost exclusively monogamous and heterosexual. connection to the Gods Of Yiff (no, really) stronger. Everyone else, on the other hand... polyamorous and homo/bi-sexual activities on occasion (but that's only a good thing if you really want to see sappy cartoon-characters getting it on in even more ways). less prolific. Nowadays, the comic only updates three or so Tuesdays a month. some of that is due to the cutesy art style. but a giant satire of the sexual side of the Furry Fandom. of the guy on the train in the Karostropov Dictatorship is really just because he's a moron. PROTIP: If you know your government has a tendency to kill threats to its leadership, don't commit treason and then brag about how no one would ever hurt you. start to look like one really big Eldritch Abomination at points. that it's... well, Yiffburg, but Scam has spent several strips having a conversation with Bunko and Kir while his face is completely covered in... yiff juice. So far nobody's so much as offered him a tissue. Everybody must yiff!" normally be associated with an entire population of an area having constant unprotected sex that Yiffburgians magically don't deal with, often with total strangers with no exchange of personal information beyond names, there's Boinkberries. Males eat the blue ones, females eat the pink ones... but gay bottoms eat the pink ones also, because they have female libidos. berry? actually blind and has various other means to sense things in its environment, and it is in fact an endangered species, but their vision has nothing to do with their mating rituals. life, like a certain bird. its single export, a combination aphrodisiac/contraceptive fruit that everyone in town eats on a daily basis and grows in their homes, to the point where the average citizen doesn't need to work to pay for things and use a credit system. The few characters who actually have jobs in Yiffburg seem to be volunteers in service industries. Despite this, Yiffburg is said to have the lowest unemployment rate in a city of its size. It's possible that yiffing counts as a day job. rest of the world sees Yiffburg as ["an arrested economy"] with "no money going into it," despite the fact that Yiffburg is effectively the world's biggest drug dealer. The sheer amount of money it would take to keep Yiffburg running the way it does when no one works would require them to trade boxes of boinkberries for three times their weight in gold bricks. freely stop to yiff. [This] article said it best..."I also have no clue how anything gets done in this town if everyone gets to take fuck breaks every ten minutes. The post office is slow enough when those guys just go outside to smoke."
 * Added Alliterative Appeal: "And [Yiffburg's] perpetually pounding
 * Adult Child/Man Child: Many of the protagonists come across as this.
 * Always Someone Worse: You thought Karostropov
 * Animal Stereotypes: In the furry fandom, foxes are considered the most
 * Art Style Dissonance: A common complaint amidst its detractors.
 * Author Avatar: Katellis' fursona is a cat. Then there's his girlfriend,
 * Author Tract: It is entirely a vehicle for Richard Katellis' views on
 * In case one didn't notice the yiff evangelism element, "Outfox the
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Perhaps most notable with Hokumm, Fleecer, and
 * Broken Aesop: The comic's main theme, if it has one, is that yiffing is
 * Chekhov's Gunman:
 * Depraved Homosexual: Skamm.
 * Though it's worth mentioning that he's not evil because he's gay,
 * More like he's closeted because he thinks it will get him more
 * Deus Sex Machina: Almost every plot line resolves in the title
 * Two words: Cosmic. Orgasms.
 * Does This Remind You of Anything?: Fleecer looks like a walking penis.
 * Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Duh!
 * Expy: Gene Catlow and his yiff-mate occasionally appear in the comic.
 * Fantastic Drug: Boinkberries. Imagine if grapes were made of
 * For the Evulz: Karostropov. So far there's no indication that he/it as
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck: The most potent exclamation in Yiffburg seems to be
 * Hard Gay: Kir Kiridan.
 * Hollywood Sex: Apparently, anal sex never requires preperation or lube.
 * Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Bunko and Angela. His erect penis is as large as her
 * Hurricane of Euphemisms: The Slanguage arch.
 * The Immodest Orgasm: Kit has one that literally propels Kay upward out
 * Insistent Terminology/Unusual Euphemism: The comic uses a lot of
 * Angela and "the hammer of love." She says this a
 * Interspecies Romance: Strangely averted, except for Katellis' cat
 * It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It: Tawny, Kit, and Kay astrally-raping Queen
 * Ki Attacks: Less laser-like than is traditional but "yiff energy" is a
 * Loads and Loads of Characters: Although the primary focus is Kit and Kay,
 * MacGuffin: Just about any plot-centric (usually legal) item the
 * Meaningful Name: Vic Timm (victim) and Dee Muir (demure), the only two
 * Mind Rape: Well, how else would you describe what Kit n' Kay did to
 * Possibly what the island Yiffburg is built on actually does, in the
 * Moral Dissonance: Kit and Kay and their friends are pure and good
 * Name and Name
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Hokumm, Fleecer, Bunko, & Skamm Law
 * Non-Mammal Mammaries
 * Also: Stork penis.
 * NSFW
 * Odd Job Gods: At least we can only hope they're Odd Job Gods and not,
 * Only Six Genitals
 * Parental Incest: Richard's fursona and Shirlee have a three-way with
 * The Squick reponse is understandable, but in the context of the
 * Which is why it might not be so bad, if these things only happened
 * A Party - Also Known As an Orgy
 * Planet of Hats
 * Plot With Porn
 * Pun-Based Title
 * Puppy Dog Eyes: Skamm, of all people,
 * Rape As Redemption: We don't see much of Queen Serena after the incident
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: Multiple story arcs featuring [[Author Avatar
 * Really Gets Around: Averted, incredibly enough. Although everyone's
 * A conscious choice on Kit & Kay's part, as "mutuality" keeps their
 * Later strips break away from this pattern somewhat by including
 * Schedule Slip: Over the course of the comic, Katellis got progressively
 * Sensible Heroes, Skimpy Villains: Inverted and exaggerated.
 * Sickeningly Sweethearts: Pretty much every pair in the comic, though
 * Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Quite Idealistic
 * STD Immunity: Um, yeah. Definitely.
 * Stealth Parody: There is a possibility that the comic is nothing
 * Sugar Bowl: Disturbingly so.
 * Too Dumb to Live: It's supposed to be a Kick the Dog moment, but the death
 * Unmoving Houndstooth:To the point where the lawyers
 * Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Maybe not that unusual considering
 * World of Funny Animals
 * Yiff: It could not be more obvious.
 * Yiffing Is Mandatory:"Why aren't you yiffing?
 * You Fail Biology Forever: Well, apart from the myriad problems that would
 * Then what would a switch or Hermaphrodite eat? Half of each type
 * Fleecer is a proteus/olm, a type of cave-dwelling amphibian that is
 * Some animals have penises who clearly shouldn't have them in real
 * You Fail Economics Forever: The town's economy is sustained entirely by
 * Not sure if this is the author's fail or just the world's, but the
 * It seems some of them have jobs...they just don't work very hard, and