Flight of the Conchords

"Thank you, that's overwhelming..."

"Bret: I don't think we're going to get sex and get paid. Jemaine: Why not? Bret: Because we never get sex or get paid."

- On the prospect of making ends meet via prostitution, The New Cup

Flight of the Conchords are formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk du], trying to make it big in America. The group is made up of Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. They have had a [[The BBC|BBC radi] series and an [[HBO TV series.

"Bret (singing): She was comparable to Cleopatra... Jemaine (talking): Why, old? Bret (singing): She was like Shakespeare's Juliet... Jemaine (talking): What, thirteen?"
 * [[Abhorrent Admire]: Mel.
 * [[Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Mal]: Just try keeping a straight face during "Carol Brown" after the line "Britney... Britney hit me"
 * [[Actor Allusio]: Bret had a bit part as a background character in [[Lord of the Ring], nicknamed "Figwit" by fans. The show references [[Lord of the Ring] frequently, but it's mostly a joke about American [[Small Reference Pool].
 * [[Adapted Ou]: In the tv adaptation, the narrator, who was portrayed by Rob Brydon, was removed completely.
 * [[Adorkabl]: Bret. Just Bret.
 * New Romantic genre; "You Don't Have to be a Prostitute" - "Roxanne" by [[The Polic]; "I'm not Crying" - "I'm not in Love" by 10CC; "Hurt Feelings (Reprise)" is a dead-on take of the "Wise Up" [[wikipedia:Aimee Mann|Aimee Man] montage in [[Magnoli].
 * Alien Lunch: Bret's bag of found food in "Bret Gives Up the Dream." Jemaine first goes to spit it out, then decides that he'll just eat it.
 * [[American Accent] / [[British Accent]: Depending on the genre being pastiched, such as in "Hurt Feelings", "Inner City Pressure", and many others.
 * [[Analogy Backfir]: in "Rambling Through the Avenues of Time"

"Murray: That per diem was for the whole week!
 * [[Angry Danc]
 * [[Anxiety Dream]
 * ... ...*ahem*"
 * [[British Brevit]: The TV series lasted all of two seasons, a total 22 episodes, and was ended by the actors. Okay, technically New Zealander Brevity.
 * [[Butt Monke]:
 * Murray is constantly humiliated and beaten down.
 * Greg is Murray's [[Butt Monke], constantly sabotaging treating him poorly.
 * Doug, Mel's [[Unwanted Spous] who placidly puts up with all of her craziness and abuse.
 * [[Calling Your Attack]: Amazingly and subtly employed thanks to an epic maneuve busted out by Dave. Of course, if grilled by the cops, he would probably maintain that he was only there to [[Blatant Lies|water the geroniums.]
 * [[Canis Latinicu]

Jemaine: But... diem means day...

Murrary: Alright, so it was your per weekum!"

"''Pamplemousse! ...Ananas! ...Jus d'orange! ...Boeuf!
 * [[Cloudcuckoolande]: The entire main cast, as well as everyone from New Zealand, right up to Prime Minister Brian.
 * [[Compliment Backfir]:
 * "Sure you're weedy (and kind of shy), but some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy."
 * And all of "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room".
 * [[Cultural Cring]: Completely ignored by New Zealand's TV networks, until they made it big in America. Averted, however, by their New Zealand fan base, who've backed them from the very start.
 * [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoo]: "I'm gonna juice the mutha 'ucker!/He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!"
 * Damn You, Muscle Memory!: Bret leaves Murray's car thinking he put the parking brake on without realizing that the shift is on the other side in American cars.
 * Did Not Do the Bloody Research: Played for laughs in-universe. Bret and Jemaine are completely unfamiliar with American swearing and Dave has to teach them how to flip someone off.
 * Discriminate and Switch: In "Drive-By", Bret and Jemaine are harassed by a racist greengrocer. The situation is resolved when they explain that.
 * [[Disney Acid Sequenc]: Some of the song sequences
 * [[Downer Endin]:
 * The Season 1 finale could apply. However, as this is the Conchords we're talking about, it's all played for laughs.
 * The Season 2 ending is a possible subversion:
 * [[Dropped a Bridget On Hi]: In the second season song "Carol Brown", there's "[[The Untwist|Bruc] turned out to be a man"...
 * [[Eccentric Mento]: [[David Bowi], at least in Bret's dreams; he appears in various costumes, each time explaining, "hello, Bret, it's me, David Bowie, from 1987's Ashes To Ashes tour." Bret points out that it's Jemaine, so it's probably a dream. Bowie disagrees.
 * [[Mr. Fanservic]: The guys have their share of admirers in the real world, especially for their song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U Sugar Lump.
 * [[Epic Rockin]: Often parodied. For example, when the duo tries writing a jingle for a thirty second commercial for Femident Toothpaste, they come up with an eighteen minute long song. Another notable example is when Bret initially writes "Song For Coco" (which Jemaine helps him rewrite to "If You're Into It"), the song is two hours long.
 * loses the sense of depth and stumbles into things.
 * Ironically, Bowie claims that he had that problem too, when in fact Real Life Bowie is already blind in one eye; he just wore the eyepatch over it as a fashion thing.
 * [[Fan Servic]: Or [[Fan Disservic] - "Business Time".
 * Friends Rent Control: Dealt with in "Evicted", when the landlord realizes that he's been receiving checks in New Zealand dollars, not US dollars.
 * [[Funny Background Even]: The New Zealand tourism poster in Murray's office changes every episode, usually saying something along the lines of "New Zealand: It's not Australia," or "New Zealand: Worth a visit."
 * Gender Flip:
 * In "Girlfriends", a girl coerces Bret into sex by saying she's going to ship out to Iraq, causing Bret to later curl up into a ball and [[Shower of Angst|take a shower with all of his clothes o].
 * [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frankie-thomas/a-eulogy-for-flight-of-th_b_177431.html This articl argues the entire series is a big gender flip.
 * Gratuitous French: Foux de Fa Fa, which is basically the fragments of French that they remember from school shoehorned into song form to try to impress women.

Soup du jour! ...Camembert! ...JacquesCousteau! ...Baguette!''"

""No Doubt about it, we'd be gettin' crazy / if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady...""
 * [[Hammerspac]: where Jemaine gets his instruments from, evidently. Since the show really blurs the lines of whether or not the musical numbers are really happening or not, instruments come and go fairly at random; the only time it's completely averted is at the beginning of "Boom", when Bret remarks that he needs his 1987 Casio electric guitar set to mandolin, and someone walking by hands it to him.
 * [[Heterosexual Life Partner]: Bret and Jemaine, of course. It occasionally drifts into [[Ho Ya] territory.

""Captain, do you not see the irony that by destroying the humans for their destructive capabilities, we too have become...like...it's ironic, see." "SILENCE! DESTROY HIM!""
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: [[The Lord of the Rings|Figwi] is in a band?!
 * The boys are both in love with TV's [[Clueless|Che].
 * Blink and you'll miss it, but the gentleman trying to sell Dave a cake in the first episode is [[30 Rock|Frank Rossitan].
 * Tom Haverford is a racist fruit seller.
 * [[Scrubs|Dr. Denise Mahone] lies to Bret about her shipping out to Iraq in order to get him to sleep with her.
 * [[MacGrube] works as a dry cleaner and a semi-professional actor.
 * Jack Bauer's girlfriend is Australian.
 * [[Saturday Night Live|Kristen Wii] loses her dog.
 * [[Patton Oswal] is an Elton John impersonator.
 * [[24|Chloe O'Bria] looooves Art Garfunkel.
 * [[Xena: Warrior Princess|Xen] works for the Prime Minister of New Zealand?!
 * Comedian [[Jim Gaffiga] is Murray's best friend, [[The Danza|Ji].
 * for obvious reasons.
 * [[Humans Are the Real Monster]: Mocked in "The Humans are Dead," in which robots kill all the humans for making them work unreasonable hours. However, one line suggests that, by killing the humans, the robots are becoming like the humans.

"People are like paper dolls Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape"
 * [[Hurricane of Euphemism]: "My sugarlumps are two of a kind..."
 * [[Ice Cream Koa]: Most of the song Sellotape/Pencils in the Wind:

"Bret (singing): Eminem! Is not very good... Fifty Cent! Is not very good... But the Rhymenocerose is very very good! (insert facepalm here ______)"
 * [[I'm a Humanitaria]: "Petrov, Yelyena and Me," a song about a man lost at sea who is slowly eaten by his shipmates.
 * Intercourse with You: "It's business... it's business time!" and "I'm the Boom King!"
 * Know-Nothing Know-It-All:
 * Dave, though the guys are [[The Blind Leading the Blind|always seeking his advic] anyway. Particularly impressive when he works on the tourist information point for New Zealand Town, which is odd because at no point during the series does he remember where New Zealand is...or what its name is.
 * Murray, whose misconceptions about the music business and American culture are largely responsible for the Conchords' lack of success.
 * [[Lampshade Hangin]: An amazing number of first season episodes involved Bret quitting the band, and in a later season 1 episode Murray quits the band, prompting Jemaine to tell him, "You can't quit the band. Bret normally quits the band!"
 * [[Let's Get Dangerou]:
 * Bret is a very shy and sensitive guy who usually feels uncomfortable around women, and if he gets laid is mainly because [[Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Mal]. However, BEWARE if you are his fancy and [[Makes Sense in Context|he gets freak-a]: you may end bodypainted to match the wall, photographed with a goat on a boat, dressed as a squirrel in order to steal his nuts or performing foreplay with cardboard silhouettes of yourselves...
 * Leather outfit], [[Rollerblade Good|roller skate], [[Eighties Hair|hair gel or just conversational French will make the Conchords feel more dangerous.
 * The "gangsta raps" of the Conchords try to be this... and fail miserably.

"I'm not a lady--I'm a man! Bring me a small man's wetsuit, please!"
 * Also "Hurt Feelings", a rap about some times when their feelings were hurt: Jemaine cooked a meal for his friends and none of them said anything nice about it; Bret was told he should try on a women's size scuba-suit...

"Murray: Do you wanna know a secret? It wasn't the hair gel that made you cool. It was the confidence the gel gave you! [one terrible gig late
 * List Son]: "Carol Brown", being a [[Perspective Flip parody of "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover".
 * [[Loony Fa]: Mel.
 * [[Magic Feathe]: Subverted.

Murray: Yeah, it was the hair gel, guys. Sorry..."

""Were you guys dancing a little bit?" "...No.""
 * [[Mistaken for Ga]: In one way or another, this happens throughout the entire series.
 * In the Season Two episode "Love Is A Weapon Of Choice" in which Brahbrah admits she had remained oblivious to both Bret and Jemaine's advances because she thought they were a gay couple.
 * Also "Bret, you've got it going on"...
 * "But how can that be gay, if you're pretending he's a woman?"
 * [[Mushroom Samb]: "I'm the pretty Prince of Parties, you're a tasty piece of pastry!"
 * [[Musical World Hypothese]: One of those musicals that are not Alternate Universe. Some of the songs are diegetic, such as "Robots," "If You're Into It" and "Albi the Racist Dragon"; some of the songs are All In Their Heads like "Business Time" and "Prince of Parties", and some of the songs are musical adaptations of events that really do happen, such as "Foux da Fa Fa, "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room," "I Told You I Was Freekie" and "Hurt Feelings."
 * It looks like they actually perform "Fashion" in-universe, but are only confident enough to do so because of the hair gel.
 * Sometimes, it's not really clear what happened. After the two spend a few minutes doing a ridiculous performance of Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros in front of 2 muggers, the only response they get is,

""There ain't no party like my nana's tea party Hey! ho!""
 * [[My Nayme I]: "Her name is Barbara!" "No, it's Brahbrah" "There's no such name as Brahbrah!" - yeah, [[Brick Joke|turns ou] her name really is Brahbrah.
 * Negative Continuit]: The second season, where for instance the Conchords lose all their furniture in episode five and have it back without any mention of how in episode six, Bret dates an admittedly rather loony woman at the end of episode six who has vanished without a trace in episode seven, and Bret and Jemaine fall down to "strangers" on Murray's friendship graph in episode four with him even remarking that the next band meeting will be awkward because "you're strangers!", but in episode five communications between them and Murray are back to exactly how they were before. The first season at least had a couple of developing subplots and included [[Snap Backs to restore the status quo before the end of each episode.
 * [[Nice Ha]: In episode one, Bret is working on a helmet that looks like his hair. He wears it on several occasions.
 * [[Overly Narrow Superlativ]:
 * The band often introduces themselves in live performances as "formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo". (The third-most-popular is claimed to be "Like of the Conchords," a FotC tribute band.)
 * The song "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" is filled with these, serenading the subject with the fact that she's the most beautiful girl in the whole wide room, and could become an airline stewardess or a part-time model.
 * Piss-Take Rap: Pretty much any time the Conchords try to rap, it turns into this. Notably, "Hiphopapotamus vs. Rhymenocerous."

"-- Dave, Episode 7, "Drive By""
 * Poor Man's Substitut]: In-Universe. at one point, Bret and Jemaine got a gig as replacement [[Simon and Garfunkel lookalikes. They look nothing like Simon and Garfunkel, but Murray claims they're practically identical to the Simon and Garfunkel lookalikes they were sitting in for.
 * [[Precision F-Strik]:
 * "Go fuck yourself, Bret." From Murray, whose usual version of this is "Stuff you" or "Stuff you twice" if he's particularly mad. It makes you go "Whoa, he's serious."
 * "It's not a fucking school play production. It's the bird."

"I call my friends, say let's go into town, But they're all too busy, to go into town, So I go by myself, I go into town, Then I see all my friends, they're all in town."
 * [[Refuge in Audacit]: "If You're Into It"
 * Rhyming with Itself: "Hurt Feelings", especially.

"There's just a little bit of dust in my eye Dust from the path that you made when you said your goodbye I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland"
 * The Humans Are Dead." It didn't end well for [[Captain Obvious|humanit].
 * [[Sand in My Eye]: The entirety of the song "I'm Not Crying":

"'Eminem is not very good' 'Jay-Z is not very good' 'Snoop Doggy Dogg is not very good' 'Dr Dre is not very good'"
 * [[Sitcom Arch Nemesi]: Australians in general. In one episode, the guys become nemeses of a racist greengrocer, but it's discovered that he thought they were Australian. They unite against their common enemy.
 * [[Small Name, Big Eg]: Dave thinks that he's a cool ladies man, but really he's a pawn shop owner who lives with his parents.
 * [[Small Reference Pool]: The show frequently references [[Lord of the Ring] due to the fact that just about the only thing most Americans know about New Zealand is that the movie adaptations were filmed there. One of the promotional posters in Murray's office is a shot of a grassy rock formation with the words "New Zealand ... Like Lord of the Rings"
 * Snap Back: First ten minutes of the second season.
 * [[Sound to Screen Adaptatio]: The TV series uses large chunks of the BBC radio series' plots and songs, adapted (where necessary) to fit into the US.
 * Spoof Aesop: "Albi the racist dragon".
 * Although the Aesop delivered there ("racism is bad") is a perfectly good one, they just deliberately delivered it in the most ridiculous way possible.
 * More precisely, the protest song "Think About It". Again, the Aesops themselves are perfectly reasonable ("sweatshops are bad ...") but the song misses the point completely ("... because they don't actually make their products cheaper").
 * Stalker with a Crush: Mel again.
 * [[Starving Artis]: The Conchords.
 * The Stateroom Sketch: Jemaine moves into a new apartment, which is really just an empty cleaning supply closet. The first thing he does is invite over everyone he knows for a housewarming party, which naturally spills out into the hallway.
 * Status Quo Is God: Used straight and.... not. While the basic premise is always restored by the episode's end, some subplots (such as Bret and Coco's relationship) develop from episode to episode.
 * [[The Stinge]: In the "Bowie" episode, the second half of the credits run alongside Bret and Jemaine performing an arrangement of the song based on Bowie's Let's Dance period, complete with matching pastel suits and funky dance moves.
 * Stylistic Suck: If you can't understand how Bret and Jemaine are [[Celebrity Paradox|so unknow] in-universe, just listen to the songs they actually perform.
 * And arguably the songs they sing during the interludes. The Conchords mentioned in an interview that they think comedy songs only work if it sounds like the singer really believes it, so we get them really seriously singing a protest song that includes the line "man's lyin' in the street/some punk's chopped off his head/I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead."
 * Subverted Kids Show: Albi, the Racist Dragon.
 * [[Take Tha]: Parodied with Brett's 'Diss track'
 * [[Take Tha]: Parodied with Brett's 'Diss track'

"(coughs) Yoko. Did you just say Yoko? Ohno, I was just coughing."
 * Technology Marches O]: New Zealand is shown to be completely behind the times, including their technology. Bret gets VHS cassette tapes of TV shows sent to him from his family. Brian the Prime Minister buys a VHS version of [[The Matrix. According to a commercial on Bret's tape, New Zealand is still in the process of adopting the telephone.
 * [[That Reminds Me of a Son]: Used off and on in the TV show since it uses songs written years before. Some episodes were written specifically to avert the trope, like making epileptics dogs a major plot point just so that the song about them would fit. Other times they don't even try, like the Mermaid song. Other times, the songs coming from nowhere and not making any sense any sense actually works, like "Prince of Parties" (played when Bret takes drugs for the first time) and "Petrov, Yelyena, and Me" (played when Bret has a bad dream).
 * Timey-Wimey Ball: Thi introduction to Bowie, they claimed to have gone back in time and taught [[David Bowi his own songs, using an Easy-to-Play Bowie songbook.
 * [[Training Montag]: In "Drive By", when Dave attempts to train Bret and Jemaine in the art of extremely rude gestures. It takes a while.
 * [[Unusual Euphemis]: "Sugarlumps".
 * Not to mention "mutha'uckas" and "mother-flipping."
 * [[What Could Have Bee]: Considering both the tour guide from the unfeatured "Bus Driver's Song" and the Prime Minister of New Zealand harbour an unrequited crush on a girl named Paula, and the Prime Minister at one point acts as a tour guide on a bus, you can't help but think there was originally meant to be a connection there.
 * At the end of that episode, the melody from the Bus Drivers Song plays, but the song was probably not included as the lyrics refer to the town in which the Bus Driver grew up in, rather than the ten-meter strech of road that has been turned into New Zealand-town.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: Reading the lyrics to the songs, or just hearing them described, you'd think they'd be terrible. But Bret and Jemaine put an awful lot of talent and brilliant homage into them, even their most ridiculous songs are great.
 * [[Wrong Genre Savv]: "I saw it in a sitcom."
 * Not that it actually worked in the sitcom, but since it's [[This Is Reality|real lif], it should work anyway.
 * Yaoi Fangirl: Mel
 * [[Yoko Oh N]: Parodied and lampshaded when Bret dates Coco.


 * [[Zeerus]: Their vision of a future in which robots become all-purpose laborers, achieve sentience, rebel against their masters and eventually exterminate the human race so that they can party. It's in the distant future of the year 2000.
 * For reference, they wrote the song back in the nineties. But they didn't change it for the 2000's TV show, thus expertly turning a parody of Exty Years From Now into an even better parody of I Want My Jetpack.
 * Some of their instruments look pretty technoriffic... for the eighties. Among them a Casio 1983 digital guitar, an Omnidrum and some old school synthezisers. They also are fond for those VHS Murrays gets back home though, granted, all that DVD craze seems still a little bit afar from New Zealand.
 * Those robot outfits would have been dissed as zeerusty even by [[Fritz Lan]!

''Who wanna rock the party?! Who wanna rock the party?!''

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