Costume Quest/Funny

"Grownup: "Here, take some of this stale, dietetic marzipan I found in my couch. As you try to eat it, think about how bad costumes hurt Halloween.""
 * DAD TAX!
 * When calling to the first home for candy.

"Dorsilla: "What's that? I couldn't hear you over that sudden tornado." *Snaps fingers* Reynold: "What sudden t--" *Blown away*"
 * "How do you know it wasn't YOUR costume? Maybe at the next house they'll hate robots but love garbage! I mean, candy."
 * The first meeting with Dorsilla getting rid of you.

"Reynold: "The one day I care about...the only thing i had to look forward to this whole entire year. Ruined. Mom's going to ground me for losing Wren..."
 * When the hero hits their Despair Event Horizon after losing their sibling.

Black Cat: "Miaow"

Reynold: "And now this cat's going to barf on me.""

"Travis: "You know, I just realized I've never given a wedgie to a robot before. Get over here!" Everett: "RUN brave samaritan! He is a fast as he is impervious to reason! Reynold: "I am not programmed for failure." Travis: "Oh man, I hate nerds!""
 * When you step in to save Everett from the bully Travis.

"Travis: "Hey, you dropped something. I think it was your wallet or something else you care a lot about." Travis: "C'mon on. Stop running. I just want to welcome you to town, and to my knuckles.""
 * When Travis tries unsuccessfully to make you stop running.

"Wren: "I'm on a quest to rescue my brother from the monsters -- I'm sure you've noticed the monsters." Everett: "Shhh...You had me at quest.""
 * After saving Everett and inviting him to help save your twin.

"Wren: "Not so tough without your leader, eh?" Luke: "Actually, he was the one who moderated our violent tempers.""
 * "I'm the ORIGINAL. And I don't have a clone, I have an IMITATOR."
 * Finding out that Travis may have been a Necessary Evil.

"Wren: "Travis is gone! The Neighborhood is free!" Seamus: "Actually, since you struck him down he has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.""
 * And that he's now stronger than ever. Maybe.

"Wren: "Where did Travis go?" Zack: "I dunno, I suspect he's making gazpacho. He kept talking about something that had to be served cold.""
 * Or that he's planning on preparing a certain dish.