Funny Moments (Sugar Wiki)/New Media

lol, Internet


 * Roger Ebert
 * Giant Bomb
 * Hitler Rants
 * Jack
 * Journey Through the Multiverse
 * Muppet Viral Videos
 * Peggy
 * Protectors of the Plot Continuum
 * SCP Foundation
 * That Guy With the Glasses
 * Topless Robot
 * Youtube Poop

4chan

 * I think we have enough honest-to-god anons here to not get raided. Anyways, 4chan Archive is dedicated to storing these, along with CMOAs, CMOHs, and other various crowning moments spawned from the infamous ocean of piss. Site not safe for work, as the whole 4chan thing may make blindingly obvious.
 * Na'vi 4chan. This troper laughed his head off.
 * Omegle Warfare 2.
 * Colonel Quaritch. He does not give a fuck. (Too Soon warning, OP is a 9/11 joke.)
 * costume+ ideas/ /b/ fails at Halloween costumes.
 * How to NOT kill the Teen Titans.
 * King of the Hill meets Bleach. Try not to smile awkwardly in public when you remember this, because you WILL remember this.
 * Ladies and Gentlemen, The holy matrimony of The Venture Brothers and Team Fortress 2.
 * Hey Arnold Sex Stories Disgusting or gut-busting? You decide!
 * The Simpsons and Sony Quite possibly the best insult to the PSN outtages.

Survival of the Fittest
"Richard: YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYY-"
 * Survival of the Fittest has Carson Baye's death. He stops to take a bathroom break... in a danger zone. This leads to him attempting to run like hell with his pants around his ankles, quoting Pokémon.
 * Also, look in The Pretender, in which local looney tune Wade Wilson (Not THAT Wade Wilson.) has a conversation with the narrator before slaughtering five students. Hell, the said slaughtering is pretty funny in its own way, whether or not the handler intended it.
 * The entirety of Jimmy Brennan's rapid descent into madness had this troper laughing so hard he popped a blood vessel.
 * Punch the fucking horse. Which is more than likely an Affectionate Parody of this post.
 * Richard Han's death starts out with him attempting to climb down a mountain after losing the rest of his group. He slips, falls, and starts screaming. He then enters a different thread, apparently still screaming until he hits the ground. It really must be seen to be believed.

Wikis
"Humorous references to the Douglas Adams novel Mostly Harmless are inappropriate content for this article."
 * Deleted Articles With Freaky Titles from The Other Wiki. Highlights include "Angry donkey", "Attack of the fifty foot Hitler", "The cheeses has eats my one friends", and "List Of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs", whose discussion page contained "my dad".
 * 'This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.'
 * Not to mention Lamest edit Wars.
 * And Unusual Articles
 * It's been taken down, but The Other Wiki once had an archive of vandalism they found amusing or clever. This Troper's favorite example was when someone altered the page on rapper Chamillionaire to indicate that he had evolved from Charizard.
 * More here.
 * The Wikipedia page for Earth is often vandalized to read simply "Mostly Harmless."
 * From the discussion page for the Earth article:

""[Sephiroth] went to Sector 6 Community College, where he met his later band mate, Bill D. "President" Shinra. After graduating he formed his first band, MaTeRiA.""
 * The Transformers wiki occasionally has gems, particularly in the picture captions, like Infiltration...The Uranium Mine. "Evacuate -- drill attack! This is not a drill! I repeat, this drill attack is not a drill!" Or the entire page on Tracks - "He's not gay. 'Seriously. We can't stress this enough." "Not that there's anything wrong with that." "But really. He's not gay."
 * A few more: 1) The story synopsis for the Transformers movie's tie-in game 2): The page for Anthony Anderson's character in Bayformers. 3) The picture caption for "Dickbot the blender guy"
 * The Transformers Wiki is generally one of the funniest wikis in existence, mainly because they don't take their subject matter seriously at all.
 * It may be stupid but for some reason, it's also really funny at the same time.
 * The same wiki's articles on Aerith's death and Sephiroth.

""I did not have sexual relations with that woman", said by Bill Clinton regarding Monica Lewinsky, a woman with whom he had sexual relations."
 * The Other Wiki has a Take That one in their section of political catch phrases. The section was very likely written by a Conservative, but it still made this (liberal) troper laugh. For several minutes.


 * Wait, should it really take a Conservative to notice the humor in that one? That's some classic, bipartisan funny there.
 * Exalted "As for what they do with that power... well, one of the running themes of Exalted is, "Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel.""
 * Wookieepedia has articles written for the Energizer Bunny and Max written with an entirely in universe style. The first being a commercial (where Darth Vader's lightsaber ran out of power) and the 2nd being entirely about cameo appearance he has had.
 * The summary for Ol' Dirty Bastard's "Got Your Money" has to be read to be believed.
 * The entirety of the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff wiki. It's all in the same characteristic style of the titular comic. Seriously, it's an art form unto itself.
 * The Other Wiki's plot summary of the video for Jizz In My Pants is classic.
 * The Other Wiki on the dangers of bee-keeping: "It's worth noting that no amount of protective clothing will make the experience of a facefull of aggressive bees flying up from an opened hive pleasant for any beekeeper".
 * Wikipedia summarizes the lyrics to "Baby Got Back".
 * Wikimedia, who runs Wikipedia and other affiliated websites, has a classy article about behavior called Don't be a dick. At the bottom of the article, it says: The term "dick" in this essay is generally defined as "an abrasive and inconsiderate person" of any gender. Therefore this is an essay about obnoxious behaviour.

New Media
"Rei Ayanami: "Don't come back here...until you can last at least 30 minutes..."
 * All of AMV Hell 4. Seriously, it manages to be Made of Win and Made of Win while still remaining Made of Win.
 * Yes, but the crowning moment is easily this take on a certain OP. Also this.. Not to mention this moment.
 * At 6:10, here at 1:14 and then finally this. In that order.
 * Ummmmm, whacha say...
 * Alphonse is a gay robot.
 * A perfect match of song and visual.
 * Likewise.
 * "I'm gonna kill you."
 * From AMV Hell 0:

(cut to shot of )"

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 * And from the new AMV Minis:

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 * For this troper it was NGE crossed with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe:

": "Hey! Where's the cream filling?!""
 * AMV Hell 2 gives us the alternate (and so much more awesome) explanation of the sinking of the Titanic.
 * AMV Hell 3. At 7:44, we get a long scene full of Azumanga Daioh characters in various "saluting" or authoritative poses combined with Communist Soviet Union imagery. This goes on for half a minute. Then immediately after that, it cuts to a one-second clip of Osaka going "HEIL HITLER!". Placing those two right next to each other is many times funnier than either one would be on their own.
 * In this tropers opinion, the high point of it is at 38:13. Amarao. Dueling banjos. EYEBROWS! Makes me burst out laughing just thinking of it.
 * Oh no, the winner is this one at 7'59". It actually gets funnier the more times you watch it.
 * AMV Hell 0 gives us the moment where a character is on.nimp.or- HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!
 * AMV Minis 1 has one scene which is basically the entirity of dramatic death, overlaid with Requium For a Dream For about a full minute, the entire thing seems completely serious, up until  impales . Then, the music suddenly cuts off:

"...bitch."
 * From the new AMV Hell 5, we have the plot of Paprika summarized in three little words.
 * Big Bill Hell's, aka "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!"
 * "Bring your wife, we'll fuck her!"
 * "This deal ends the second you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!"
 * "The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!"
 * "HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!"
 * Fax us your email address now!
 * Broken Saints has a couple mixed in with all of the drama, especially in Chapter 9, Act 2.
 * Not to mention, "You are not leaving without me. You can't... because... you're still wearing my pants."
 * How could you not trust your storage issues to a company called "Jones' Big ASS Trunk Rental & Storage?" Or if you're hungry, treat yourself to "Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage."
 * There is now Jones' Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy. 100% molester free!
 * "HEY! Do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC?"
 * The Torture debate, as a Batman Comic.
 * "What if everything you ever wanted CAME IN A ROCKET CAN?!"
 * If God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.
 * New flavor--GODBERRY: King of the Juice!
 * Kamina loves POWERTHIRST!
 * And so does Luffy!
 * "DEERSHANKED!!"
 * 'PEGASUS! PEGASUS!'
 * Wear the old uniform you used to serve our co-I WILL RAPE YOU, MAGGOT.
 * Wednesdays are No-Lynn Wednesdays. Is your name Lynn? Then stay the fuck home!

"Death: Dracula! Belmont just took down werewolf!
 * "Uhuhuh" * BZZZRRZZT* "TELL NO ONE."
 * This week's grand prize is a white James Earl Jones wearing a penis on his head!
 * Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockies.
 * Also Easiest Cake Theme Ever and Keith and "Bride".
 * And anything involving baby showers. Also We're Popped-Eyes, the sailor blobs
 * Here Comes Dr. Tran!
 * "I'm not a doctor!"
 * "YES HE IS!"
 * "HOT! DICKINGS!"
 * Dr. Tran's Quiet Log Time. I'd also post the Roybertito's bit, were it not for the uncensored genitalia.
 * The seventh Dr. Tran fan letter episode. "The only thing Dr. Tran wears at all times is a nail gun hot glued to his left hand!"
 * "I don't have a...(notices the nail gun) OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * Dr. Tran firing the nail gun uncontrollably throughout the rest of the short and accidentally shooting Barbara. "NAIL TO THE GUT!"
 * A Day in the Life of a Turret
 * This is so PREDICTABLE!
 * Star Wars meets Saul Bass. Genius? Hilarious? BOTH.
 * The Sims 2: Elections 2008. All of it, but especially, "Too OBAMA!"
 * "Get rid of the federal reserve! Replace it with magicians!"
 * "* spits tea* A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE??? AAAH SHI- GOD DAMN- FUCK! PISS! Oh my god- uhgk, ALREADY?? Oh my god- GOD DAMN- fu- D-Death! DEATH! Help me stuff this pot roast into these candles! I can't let BALL MONT get to them! Last time I had the pot roast, he stole 'em! Fuckin' BASTARD! Oh my god! Shi- God d- Help me stuff my money into my lanterns! BELMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL MY CASH!!"
 * "* spits tea* A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE??? AAAH SHI- GOD DAMN- FUCK! PISS! Oh my god- uhgk, ALREADY?? Oh my god- GOD DAMN- fu- D-Death! DEATH! Help me stuff this pot roast into these candles! I can't let BALL MONT get to them! Last time I had the pot roast, he stole 'em! Fuckin' BASTARD! Oh my god! Shi- God d- Help me stuff my money into my lanterns! BELMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL MY CASH!!"

Dracula: Fucking useless-ass werewolf! I pay that bitch so much money to take down Belmont! Th- That's it! He just lost his boss status; he's now a normal-ass enemy! Just like all those axe armors!"

"Belmont: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
 * "Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d--oh, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, oh, nope, nope, he's using the holy weapon, and uhm, um, stuff sucks and oh--I'm dead."

Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by HUMANS, who wished t o pay ME tribute. - ...you know what? Belmont... cut the crap; what are you doing here? Like, come on, I just woke up. Like, I was really looking forward to this day, and then here you are, trying to kill me, and I just woke up like not even five minutes ago.

Belmont: TRIBUTE?? YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS...

Dracula: What?!

Belmont: ...AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!!

Dracula: Belmont, I didn't even say the word "tribute". What the hell are you talking about?

Belmont: YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS Y-

Dracula: I know, okay! I know exactly what you're gonna say! * sigh* You're not even listening to me, are you? Ohh, my god... F-f-fine fine, alright. Let me just get my wine glass real quick.


 * Time passes*

Dracula: WHAT IS A MAN?? * glass shatters* A miserable little pile of secrets BUUULLLLLLL-SHIT! That's what it is! You fucking ass! Enough talk; have at you!"

"Dracula: Belmont, would you fucking stop that? Oh my g- I'm gonna step on your dumb ass! HYAAAA-
 * "What's wrong, Belmont? I thought you had my pattern memorized by now!"
 * "HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! OOOOOOAAAAHHHHH! HYDRO STORM!"
 * "Damnit Belmont! Stop it! Stop it Belmont! No seriously, it's fucking annoying! Are you seriously going to spam that same move over and over?"

Belmont: Hydro--* squish* PWAAAAH!

Dracula: Gotcha bitch!

Maria: Richter, no!

Dracula: Wha-? Who's this bitch?

Maria: Lend him your strength! 

Dracula: What in the hell is this animal bullshit? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? This is a load of BULL SHIT! I ca- I can't even touch you. I cannot touch you Belmont. This is like not even fair. Like, I'm shooting fireballs at you I mean... (spits a fireball to no effect) Yeah, yeah, it doesn't work. Yeah. You know what? I-I quit. I-I quit, I'm just gonna lay down, right here, go ahead and kill me.

Belmont: ...

Dracula: What's wrong? I said I quit, you can go ahead and kill me. Oh, oh, I get it, oh I get it, oh. Time paradox, so it has to look convincing 'cause it's Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Whatever the fuck, I don't give a damn. * sigh* Let me just... alright, lemme pretend I'm actually trying.

Belmont: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH... HYDRO STORM!

Dracula: Ah. This Cannot Be!. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fucking ass.

(In the afterworld...)

...Here I am... in the darkness again.

Werewolf: Hey there Dracula.

Dracula: Shut the fuck up Werewolf, I don't wanna hear from you."

"Big Wes: YEAH I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR KYAAAHHH!
 * Kajet vs. Big Wes:

Kajet: Gotcha bitch!

Big Wes: WHAT THE?! OH NO! MY NAME IS BIG WES!

Kajet: Kajet PAWNCH!

Big Wes: OW MY FACE!

Kajet: Can't do that shit to me!

Big Wes: OH WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BECOME GEESE FROM KING OF FIGHTERS!!

Kajet: TOO EASY!

Big Wes: SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

Kajet: Fuck, I don't need a jetpack to fly; I'm Kajet!

Big Wes: OH WHAT'S GOING ON?

Kajet: KAJET CANNON!

Big Wes: FUUUUUUUUUCK!

Kajet: Fuck man I shot my beam down and it went up anyways!

Big Wes: AW NO!

Caption: THIS IS IT....

Big Wes: THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I "BOUGHT" WILD ARMS 2 AT FANIME FOR THIRTY BUCKS AND IT WAS JUST A DEMO!

Caption: THE MANIFESTATION OF THE IDE? KAJET?

Big Wes: SHIT MY NAME IS BIG WES! BOMBER DX!!

Caption: Directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino"

"Mega Man: "You and me. One on one. No pants."
 * Last week, I saw a film; as I recall, it was a jizz film.

Proto Man: "You got it!" (pants vanish)"

""I've never had a fighter game where the movelist consisted of BRBKLRDHRBNBBRBBR + Z, or VHHRHHRKUDURRURRRRR + space bar, MHRHRHRRRRR while holding BHRRRHRHRRR."
 * Gotcha Bitch!
 * What do you get when you take the famous oner fight scene from The Protector, Fist of the North Star, and Capcom Vs SNK 2? One of Kajet's best videos ever..
 * Kajet's bug reports for Dungeon Fighter Online.

"Oh my god, SHUT UP! I'm trying to look at Youtube comments!""

"Gendou: Shinji... I...am your father.
 * "Do you not know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH!"
 * "Oh, its the Juggernaut, bitch! Got yo' dumb ass! What the fuck was that? He's shootin' me! I'm the Juggernaut, I'm gonna kill him and I'm gonna rape him and then I'm gonna eat his fuckin' costume!"
 * "What the hell is he doin'? What the fuck is this shit? You can't harm me! Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH! I'm'a hit you wit' ya own pimp!"
 * "Comb yo' beard, I don't wanna hear that shit!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...but I'm the Juggernaut, biiiitch..."
 * "HAITTE MOTHAFUCKIN KUDASAI!"
 * "SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!"
 * "I FOUND THE HENTAI!"
 * "Welcome to the world of muthafuckin midgets in ?????!"
 * You know those colourbars you get when your TV cannot receive programmes properly? How about a Sparta Remix of them?
 * A communist Stalinist admirer of Adolf Hitler expresses her outrage at the mocking and depiction of homosexuality of her beloved Fuhrer.
 * ...Wait, what?
 * Babelfish. You can use it to make your own Engrish by translating a phrase through several languages and then back to English. For starters, this editor translated "where's the beef" into German, then into French, and then that into Italian before translating it to English again. I got "where the bovine meat is".
 * Find The Computer Room's alternate audio commentary of Sonic Underground - their Sarcasm Mode was turned on for the whole of the review. It constructs a completely insincere shrine to the show, and the best part is when they sing along to the song. Their hysterical, desperate praise of the show just wins, and the complaints are cleverly masked: "You don't need logic in this show!"
 * A collection of surreal and somewhat masterfully re-edited and spliced Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes coming in at just about a minute each, most with at least one Funny Moment. Picard inciting barroom brawls by singing, Data's questionable taste in art, and The Random Klingon are special highlights.
 * Guess who made those? Andrew Hussie.
 * Audio issues and YouTube controversy aside, Evangelion: ReDeath has a few moments, including Gendou's theme music and an inexplicable AMV combining Pokemon and ACDC.

Shinji: ...riiiiight.

Gendou: Who's your daddy?

Shinji: Uh...

Gendou: Daaaaamn straight."

""Damn it! I knew that Pink Gi was a bad sign!""
 * Asuka's introduction: "Your clothes. Give them to me. Now."
 * "When it comes to the safety of this planet, it's Nerv or nothin'."
 * More Eva-related madness: Evangelion + Pete's Dragon = OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD. This oscillates between funny and Nightmare Fuel because on one hand how wrong it is, and on the other how disturbingly accurate it is.
 * It was funny at first for this troper, but then she remembered  and suddenly Shinji saying "You're joking!" and "Say it again! And again!" in response to "I love you" from   seems unbearably heartbreaking. "Now we're together and life is perfect, don't ever disappear!"
 * Deadpool + Wolverine + Verbal Tic = madness.
 * The entire fight with Lollerskates in Episode 6-2 of Life in A Game. Especially when he tries to destroy the heroes....Using Dan's moves. He fails miserably

""This square is private property. I'm going to sue the shit out of you. Turtle soup...my favorite...Also, I'm Super Saiyan." * caption: SUPER SAIYAN SUPER SHREDDER - ATTORNEY AT LAW*
 * Through the magic of video editing, Happy Gilmore's most memorable scene is turned into a series of Overly Long Gags.
 * Kajet trying to turn on his PC so he could make a video promoting Banzai Arcade at Fanime 2009. But that's nothing compared to the actual panel itself; you had to be there:

"Dr. Robotnik with 12 ball and chains appeared!"

"You gave Medium Question Big Wes MAN a copy of Wild Arms 2 that he bought for thirty bucks at Fanime. But it's just the demo! Thirty bucks!"

"LABYRINTH ZONE DANCE PARTY HAS APPEARED!"

"And suddenly...Labyrinth Zone Water fills up. There are no air bubbles. 5...4...3...2...1...0 * DROWN* ""

"Man: * To Snow* Maybe if you spent less time unzipping all your shirts!
 * "Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3 by Seanbaby is a social experiment of how far you can take the Video Game Cruelty Potential of The Sims, with the victims Subject Beef, an overweight clown and Turbo Sexaphonic the baby. It's basically Boatmurdered with The Sims 3.
 * "Can I lick your dick, please, Potter?" said Malfoy, as Malfoy sank to his knees. "Oh yeah! I wanna CUM!" said Harry, hot all over at the thought of being given a very nasty wizard blowjob. Actually, let's just say everything in Dirty Potter and have done with it.
 * Harry took a deep breath, and plunged his face into the toilet. And it was blissful oblivion. Better than September 11th.
 * "Harry! Excellent!" she said. And she pulled out an enormous cock. "Nice, isn't it?" she said, misreading the revolted look on Ron's face. "I usually save it for book signings."
 * The crowning moment for this troper is the climax of Chapter Poo Two of "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", in which Jim Dale repeately tries and horribly fails at saying Cumbledore Dumblenigger  Wagga Wagga Werewolf Dumbledore's name.
 * He got a no, nooooo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scooooooooooooooooope!
 * IGN's 'translations' of some scenes from Final Fantasy XIII, here, and here.

Guard: Don't fuck up, don't fuck up, don't fuck up - OH SHIT!"

"Yukari: From top: 90[cm]-59-90.
 * Touhou M-1: Kekkai Shoujo:

Reimu: "Nice body! Hey, that's wrong! I'm not the one who eats fried tofu! Bust 90, waist 59..."

Yukari: Ah! You're wrong, it's not from bust to hips...

Reimu: h?

Yukari: From head!

Reimu: HUGE HEAD! 90?! HEAD?

Yukari: Ah, you're wrong. It's not width...

Reimu: Eh?

Yukari: But the length...

Reimu: That's a monster! That's a monster. THAT'S A MONSTER!

Yukari: THAT'S A--

Reimu: (grabbing Yukari by the collar) DON'T MIMIC ME!

Yukari: "Kaji Ryouji!

(Yukari uses her gap to look up Reimu's skirt)

Yukari: You're so simple...

Reimu: (grabbing Yukari by the collar) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT?!

Yukari: Take it easy!"

"Ran: "I'm actually assigned to drive away some thunderous girl, some crow tengu, and some miko that shows her armpits."
 * And pretty much all of Yakumo Chen:

(shot of Reimu boasting, "Fufufu, I'll show you my new armpit.")

Chen: "In your face?""

Chen: "I'm sorry!" Ran: "Look, Nitori is glaring at you." Nitori: "Me? I'm not doing anything. o.o"-] "Patchy: Well, if you compare yourself to a long time ago, you've probably gained some weight.
 * "Chen!" "Cheeeen!" "CHEEEEEEEEN!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
 * [-Ran: "Don't knock down the mic."
 * While we're at it: Patchu-Mirin.

Meiling: I thought this shouldn't go on, so I brought this to fix the problem.

Patchy: Ah, that's one of those springs people stretch-

Meiling: It's an accordion!

Patchy: That won't help!"

"Aya: All right, let's do it together. Here goes...!
 * The workout routine... just, the workout routine. "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!" "Marisa-Marisa-Marisa! Mario-Luigi-Luigi!" "Hey, you changed it!"
 * The SHAMEIMARU \SYAMEIMARU/ interview contains lots of funnies and references to others, such as...

Audience: Hakurei...

Aya: Yes!

Audience: Shrine's...

Aya: Yes!

Audience: ... POOR SHRINE MAIDEN!!

Aya: YES, EXACTLY!!

Audience: SHAMEIMARU!!!

Aya: THIS ISN'T A QUIZ!! THIS ISN'T A FUCKIN' QUIZ!!!!"

"Cirno: (with a Christmas hat and a :D face) "My name is Cirno."
 * Mystia.swf: Hax Sign -Burn Everything- Starts off with setting Mystia on fire (Yuyuko: "I didn't know I could do that. * burn* "), then Youmu, then Alice and Shanghai, various other denizens of Gensokyo, then another fan Flash of Tei and Reisen, a doujin page of Mannosuke, Reimu's own house, this joke, and culminating with the entire planet. After which Reimu goes back to sleep.
 * How the Parsee Stole Christmas!:

Aya: (in a cardboard box) "Y-yes, I know...you've been saying that for the p-past hour..."

Cirno: "It is my name."

Aya: "..."

Cirno: "I like ice cream."

Aya: "C-Can you please...g-go somewhere else? Y-You're making it really c-c-cold..."

Cirno: "HOORAY!"

Aya: "Ayayayaya..." (slowly retreats into box)

(At this point, Parsee comes into the screen, steals Cirno, who remains completely unfazed while being stolen. Ditto with Aya.)"

"Captain Falcon : It's super effective !"
 * Parsee not finding any Christmas decorations in Youmu's and Yuyuko's house (because ), and thus stealing the Christmas square sliding door instead.
 * Parsee telling Flandre to go to bed...only for Flandre to flatly tell her that she doesn't celebrate Christmas.
 * Alice's Christmas tree, decorated with Marisa dolls.
 * The Demented Cartoon Movie: From its considerable, memetastic length, a few moments stand out:
 * The onboard computer system. "Do you want to crash?" "No..." "Then maybe you should steer."
 * The Legendary Crash-Yourself-Into-A-Brick-Wall Race in its entirety.
 * From Brawl Taunts 3 : King DeDeDe doing RickAstley's Never Gonna Give You Up. Also, most of the gay jokes by all rights shouldn't be funny, but the sheer amount of Refuge in Audacity and lulzy voice acting makes them a hoot.
 * Since we're talking about Brawl Taunts, let's add the moment in the second episode where Captain Falcon remakes the famous Falcon Punch scene from the anime... With the Pokemon Trainer taking the place of Black Bull.

"HVGN: (talking about Nightshade) Wow, what a guy! I'd love to meet him in person...
 * The Happy Video Game Nerd, being inspired by James Rolfe himself, pokes fun of himself 'ripoffing' the Nerd himself in the Nightshade review

(Cue to Nightshade's entrance and his entry song)

HVGN: HOLY SHIT! LAMPSHADE!!

Nightshade: NIGHTshade

HVGN: HOLY SHIT! NIGHTSHADE!! -approaches Nightshade in the same manner of James in Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout- Oh My God, I can't believe in my own house! It's Nightshade! NIGHT! FUCKIN'! SHADE!

Nightshade: * punches HVGN on the face* Knock it off! Stop ripping of James, you fuckin' Nintendo sack of shit!"

""Dad! No! Goddammit, you let go of him!"
 * Cirno's Perfect Math Class: Baka Baka! Baka Baka! Baka Baka! By the time the chorus rolls around a second time (or third in the full verison), Cirno's been reduced to mocking the BAKA-BAKA chorus.
 * Spycrabs and You! Done in an old-timey style, it'll tell you all you need to know about Spycrabs.
 * The entirety of My Little Transformers 's rendition of What Is This Feeling from Wicked...done with She-Ra and Evil-Lyn. From the long, slow pan in as "Glinda" describes "Elphaba", to the "Hello Kitty" stationery "Glinda" uses for her letter, to the anime-style cut during the build-up to the last chorus, to how "Glinda" literally falls over when "Elphaba" shouts "Boo!", to the fact so many of the dolls' poses echo what the real actresses in the show did during that song, to even the name of the video file (inolikeyou). You will laugh until you cry. As seen here: "What Is This Feeling"
 * Wipe your friend's montior, wipe a picture, wipe your TV, wipe a Cathedral, wipe your creepy friend, and dry those tears!
 * Darth Vader is SUCH a jerk.
 * "Is the Admiralty Board prepared to render judgment?" "Shepard, please-!" "Oooh, you touch my tralala...."
 * There's a new official Powerthirst video. Commence listing half the video.
 * Red Bull may give you wings, but Powerthirst gives you BIRDS!
 * Half Life 2: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
 * "U Sudn't Come Here!"
 * BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
 * The next boss was laughing at John Freeman. So John Freeman said, "You will not laugh at me!" and shot a rocket at him, because that was his weakness.
 * "ATUHOR'S NOSE: Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway."
 * "JUTS THEN"
 * There's a quick moment in the machinima where Gordon and his sidekick arrive at the scene of a crisis, and they interpret the author's chaste usage of "they came" very literally:
 * And for added lolz, here's the Avatar: The Last Airbender version.
 * The legend continues, with Half-Life: Hero Beggining.
 * If you were to use Garry's Mod to combine Half Life 2, Robot Chicken, and AMV Hell, the result would go something...like...this
 * The parody of Episode Two's ending (second vid, around 6:26) is pure gold; enough so that it almost takes the edge off the original Player Punch:

"Close your eyes honey!"

"Oh my god!""

"Ed Ward: My opponent Jim Franklin may claim that threatening to destroy you own city is 'insane', or 'high treason'. Insane? I'll tell you what's insane: voting for someone who doesn't know how to summon a giant lizard monster."
 * What happens when Team Fortress 2 meets The Lion King? Sheer, sheer awesomeness.
 * If Sim City had elections for Mayors.


 * Joystiq got the guys from Rifftrax to riff on cutscenes from Mega Man, Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots, Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, and Final Fantasy X. The results are hilarious.

Internet
""Go and shag like bunnies, you two!... or... um... What shags a lot and doesn't spawn?"
 * The Following post was based on the main Real Life page on TV Tropes: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.155446?page=6#3804903
 * This troper's memory is hazy on the exact context, but a message board thread led someone to pose the question "what comes in sixes?" To which some wag replied "Gaius Baltar" and this troper nearly fell off his chair laughing.
 * In a thread on fashions we don't get or like, someone mentioned very light lipstick with very dark lip liner. It made the girls who wore it look terrible. Like clowns. Evil clowns. Evil clowns with anus lips. Six posts down, someone repeated "Evil clowns with anus lips" and added "Doo dah. Doo dah." This troper died.
 * Seen in a Live Journal comment thread:

"Rugs.""

""So basically you're just tweakin' the controller's nipples for about 15-20 minutes, however long it takes to beat the game--all four stages, all four stages. ALL FOUR STAGES. OL' BIG TIME, TREKKIN' THE BIG TIME NOW. DON'T SPOIL ME NATSUME, FOUR STAGES!"
 * Omega Five PRO REVIEW:

"Now the second rule is if you've got a gigantic flamethrower and your first stage is made outta ice it's gonna melt that shit to the ground. Turn it to a big puddle, it's gonna turn it to a big puddle, real quick! Now I don't see that happenin', so that's a little bit bafflin' and mind confusin'. You got a 50-foot flamethrower and you can't melt through a series of ice blocks, well, sucker punch?""

""Dawn Patch. Sets up the formula for Da Dawn Patch."
 * Burly blue BigBots!
 * Cave TRIBUTE:

"GUWAAAAAAAAANGE. This came out in 1999, same year as Giga Wing. Notice the similarity there? Gu-wang? Giga Wang?"

"Mah face turns beet red, I throw my controller against the ground and start swearin, 'Fucking game-long chains. Swear to never play a shooter game again.'"

"Progear no Arashi. Now playin' this game gives me rash; just kiddin', I just fuckin' hate it though.""

""This is a shmup, not a pinball machine! Don't tilt the screen!"
 * Under Defeat PRO REVIEW:

"Now it's no secret; I hate Naomi graphics. I hate these 3D plastic cone trees. So looks so artificial. When you shoot the trees they kinda shimmy back and forth like them bullets do. Shakin' they branches, if they actually had branches; they just cones. People think these graphics look nice? Just take a look at these cone trees!""

""Terry": "Get serious! Powah dunk!" (throws "Dan") "Powah dunk!" (throws "Ken") "POWAAAAAH dunk!" (throw)
 * 1st Style, 1st Style, 1st Style, 1st Style, IIDX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! 1st Style.
 * The entirety of Terry Yum Goong, the four-minute shot from The Protector set to sound effects and voices from Capcom vs. SNK 2, with Terry Bogard playing the role of the protagonist.

"M. Bison": "Psycho crushaa!" (tackles "Terry")

"Terry: "BAAAAAARN NAKU!" (punches "Bison" in the face)"

"Q u o t e:
 * From the World of Warcraft customer service forums, Batta's smackdown of someone who had it coming. For context, this guy was bitching about how he got banned for "talking about an in-game item".

The TOS is pretty much common sense, but the problem is. Why put an item in the game if we're not allowed to discuss it?

I apologize if there was any confusion about the email sent to you and the nature of the violation, Grinnar. I wish you to feel comfortable in knowing that it is okay to bring up in-game items, such as the [Huge Brown Sack] while chatting with other players.

There is still a distinction, however, between discussing the item as it pertains to the game, and commenting in the World Trade channel about said item in one's face while drunk at a frat party. I hope you can see the distinction there."

"Nik Hasta: I think we've found the Anti-Life Equation in this thread."
 * AAAAARGH! STUPID SEXY MEDIC!
 * From a sadly-deleted review of Action 52: "Don't play this fucking game, because if you do, you are a fucking idiot. Does this mean I'm an idiot? Yes it does."
 * [[media:flowchart.jpg|This]] is how this troper solves his problems.
 * Chuck+ Norris&l=1 The result of typing "find Chuck Norris" into a Google search engine and pressing "I'm Feeling Lucky".
 * This attempted rebuttal of a review of FATAL. The whole thing is hilarious. Unintentionally so. Perhaps the funniest moment? Page 3, in which Byron "Abominatus" Hall apparently doesn't understand that someone calling you a "motherfucker" does not mean it literally.
 * "What in the name of shit? So Satan puts on a pumpkin and runs around killing people with a chainsaw. Well, then. Okay, I guess. Maybe Jesus will dress up as a pirate or something, I dunno."
 * Just one of many funny moments from the Comic Book Rumbles forum: A civil, occasionally tongue-in-cheek who-would-win debate between Edward Cullen and Wolverine gets sidetracked by a surreal argument between Captain England and The Once And Forever over who is "prettier", Edward or Sentry.

"Kaiba 2: What... What is this feeling inside? I've never felt this way about another person who wasn't a dragon before. Tell me your name, you beautiful son of a bitch!
 * This battle between Spider Man and Deadpool.
 * There's a Journal Roleplay community called "dear_mun" where personae rant at the people controlling them. In one post, three Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series Seto Kaibas meet each other for the first time.

Kaiba 3: ...It's either superiority, loathing, disdain, or hate. What other feelings are there?

Kaiba 2: Superiority. I think. Might be lust. You're sure you're not a dragon? I never thought the day would come that I found someone as great, handsome, and rich as me, but there you go.

Kaiba 1:I don't think there's ever been anything more beautiful than this right here."

"Harry Potter, realising that in order to defeat Voldemort he must use the Dark Lord’s own methods, however despicable they might be, spends this chapter sitting on his arse doing nothing. Not that Voldemort has anything to fear: he’s had decades to practice his sitting-on-his-arse-doing-nothing, and Harry’s arse-sitting seems amateurish by comparison."
 * Dan Hemmens of ferretbrain's highly critical chapter-by-chapter review of Harry Potter gives us this from Chapter 11:

"Dan: For what it's worth, I'm playing a new game in my head of assuming that spoiler tags are just censoring out things which are unfit for publication. Particularly Jamie informing us that social convention makes it quite unacceptable for . I certainly hope nobody is
 * An extended conversation in ferretbrain's Playpen in which the regulars gleefully abuse the spoiler tags. It starts like this (please note, spoiler tags retained so as to preserve the joke, the conversation itself does not contain spoilers):

Jamie: Well, if you're going to be like that then you can just and, because frankly

Kyra: Oh my God,"

"Arthur: My name is Arthur, and since I only intend for this podcast to be published a hundred-and-twenty-five years after my death, I assume you do not know my name."
 * In Ferretbrain Presents the TeXt Factor: Episode 8, Arthur B—having recently finished and thoroughly disliked Dan Simmons' Drood—introduces himself thusly:

"Dan: Arthur I've told you this a hundred times, there is * no such writer* as Dickens. I just hypnotized you into believing there was."
 * Arthur's continuing one-way feud with Dan Simmons soon turned “no, Person X isn't real, Charles Dickens just hypnotized us into believing in them" into a Running Gag. It eventually led to this exchange, in which Arthur suggested Executive Meddling by Charles Dickens to explaining a disappointing element in the ending to The Woman in White:

"Arthur B: Basically, Percival Glyde is all like “Oh God, it's all going wrong,” and Fosco is saying “well, you're gonna let me deal with things,” and Glyde is like “Oookay,” and then Fosco is like “So, your wife, [beat] how alive do you need her?”"
 * From Ferretbrain Presents the TeXt Factor Episode 9: Arthur B explains a plot point from The Woman in White:

""YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 * I would definitely hope that wanking and volunteering at a soup kitchen are mutually exclusive activities.
 * Microsoft Sam cannot sing "Marisa Stole The Precious Thing".
 * This picture. (NSFW!) No, not the picture, the comments. Just... Just read them.
 * This. An epic Take That against both Twilight and the incredibly annoying African vuvuzela horns.
 * The Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever video on Cracked.com. It is hilarious. It is basically every over used film trope in a 3 minute trailer. And now it has its own page: A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever.
 * Sirius Onion Black. This troper laughed so hard she cried, and she's never even been heavily involved in the Harry Potter Fandom.
 * Two chatters conclude that the universe is a Viking. Somehow.
 * Writing/Com has quite a few funny stories, but the funniest things are the interactives, especially the ones that try to be serious when its clear that even the original author has no idea what the fuck is going on.
 * This photo, titled "Woody Stole the Precious Thing."
 * Don't watch an anime called Boku (warning: somewhat NSFW):

"So I watched the first video and I was like 'yooooo, what the fuck?' Then I continued and I was like 'yoooooooooooooooo!', THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR, AND THEN I SAID 'YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'"

"Then in video 2, there was like, two of them! Those niggas...yo...those niggas! Then that girl saw them and she...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! And then the nigga took the dog toy and YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Then I saw video 3...THREE NIGGAS! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!! IT WAS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!""

Web Original
">Smash Sofa
 * I Am Not Infected had what I consider their Funny Moment, at least so far, in "Zombie on a Pole". Chris punching his zombie pet so he can retrieve the bag of marshmallows he was trying to feed to her to make s'mores over a zombie on fire, who happens to be Cameraman's former crush who he refused to kill? Pretty hilarious, maybe not so much on paper.
 * This gem from the Flash version of Ruby Quest:

Tom's anti-inanimate-object bloodlust has subsided. Besides, the couch is so utilitarian nothing about smashing it would be any fun.

>Pry open Z-HATCH?

The Z-HATCH is so strong it severed that monster in half earlier. Tom's efforts would be wasted against its thick steel shutters.

>Pry shit off the walls, starting with that painting

You guys are really reaching! The painting won't come off. It's inset INTO the wall.

>[insert many stupid ideas here]

NO

AND YOU DON'T NEED TO THIRD AN IDEA, YOU ARE ONLY FLOODING THE THREAD WITH POINTLESS COMMENTS I'M SURE TOM HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME

GOSH YOU GUYS I MEAN GEEZE

>Switch back to Ruby, go back to the set of buttons alongside the ladder near the lever.

RUBY DECIDES TO GET OFF HER FLUFFY WHITE BUTT AND GOES TO THE BUTTONS AGAIN"

""I can see why Nana fell in love with him," Dr. Bev giggles and admits that she knows it all sounds strange. Strange? No. Sick? Twisted? Repulsive? Incestuous in a way the Dark Ages never imagined? Yes. Troi concedes that it's a bit unusual, but says she's happy for her and gets up to leave. But not before delivering a bit more ship's counselor's advice. She tells Dr. Bev that she and Bonin have both suffered a great loss so they shouldn't mistake sadness for sex. Or mourning for sex. Or a light in a lamp for sex. Or a light in a lamp giving you orgasms in front of your captain for sex. Dr. Bev thanks Troi for her advice and assures her that she's not necessarily in love, she's just intrigued. Troi raises her eyebrows and loudly terrycloths out."
 * For such a horrifying little RPG, Ruby Quest has a lot. For example:
 * Someone suggesting that Tom wear the "Do Not Open" sticker as an eyepatch. And he does.
 * "Ruby calls down to Tom, saying they need his condom. Tom gets an odd look on his face"
 * THATS NOT HOW YOU ASK QUESTIONS
 * For some reason the GODAWFUL smoothie always gets this troper.
 * 800$ BOOM
 * GET ME A GODDAMN CORKSCREW!
 * Also the time when he puked in the bathtub.
 * Man of Action: A lot of it, but one line always gets me: "He is the bullshit fisherman."
 * There's this person named Jacob Rudduck who tried an AVGN-ripoff style review of Uninvited. Then he fell into the Schmuck Bait by poking the Southern Belle. She reveals her Nightmare Fuel qualities, and Jacob's reaction is... priceless.
 * You will never take Lord Vader or Soviet Russia seriously again.
 * As befits as site devoted to Deadpan Snarkery, Television Without Pity has some pretty funny recaps, but the Funny of Funnies had to be when Keckler took time off from recapping Star Trek Enterprise to utterly savage some of the other Trek series' ... lowlights. "Sub Rosa" nearly made this troper pass out.

"Right after sip #6, no lie, I actually blurted out, "Mommy!""
 * "{Blabbers something uninteligible} so fuck you!" Runs to the wall, jumps and scores a perfect hit.
 * The Agony Booth's review of Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt energy drink is a thing of beauty.

"This didn't happen in Disney Land!"
 * 100 Ways to Kill Yourself in Garry's Mod: Getting derailed, Falling off a baloon Meteor Shower, Being a Man of Science.
 * The sequel: Getting Eaten by a Man-Eating Fridge, Caught Hacking by Dr. Hax, Walking on Air, Being a Television, Looking at a Beautiful Painting, Sucking at DDR, Not listening to GlaDOS, Standing in Quicksand Getting run over by a Tank, Being a Girl, and the the 100th way.
 * SupaGoGoMan's videos usually have an extreme degree in funny in them, best being the Night Terror one.

"Some classes are polite. Some classes are efficient. The Sniper is polite and efficient. throws piss at people and lives in a van!"
 * Every Class is Different by the Spy.

"Link: SHUT THE FUCK UP NAVI!"
 * 'EXTREME' advertising (NSFW). What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? in its purest, most glorious form.
 * You wouldn't expect such a dark series as There Will Be Brawl to be here, but it is for Link finally saying what we were all thinking:

"Sekai: But he hasn't changed much since he moved, he still has this chick magnet ego with him, and he's getting on my nerves because he was just walking around to look for a girl to have sex with, (sigh), but at least the girls have their own boyfriends...
 * The new option on certain YouTube videos to have it try to interpret dialogue and make captions. It's so bad, it's hilarious to turn on.
 * The Last Days Of Dr. Wily. (spoilered for the funny):  And many more besides that...
 * This video, but the most noteworthy part for me, when Sekai is talking about Makoto:

(Francis notices Zoey and Makoto kissing)

Francis: Hey! Dammit! I'm gonna kick your ass!

(He throws Makoto out of the building)"

""I'm here to kick ass and go to Magfest...and I'm all outta ass!""
 * It may be easier to find a UFO in your garden than a funny moment in an Irate Gamer episode, but the parodies of that show are full of hilarious So Unfunny It's Funny moments. One such moment can be found in the beginning of this 'Save-State Gamer' episode.
 * And the 'final battle' in 'Third Rate Gamer's' 'Castlemania' review.
 * Mommy! People on the internet don't like my videos!
 * Meet the Irate Video Game Nerd.
 * When the creators of the convention of the convention Magfest sit down to plan Magfest 8, they get trolled by what turns out to be a voice actor they got as a guest...it's the voice of Duke Nukem.

""No obstacle is too big, no mountain is too high, no volcano is too hot, and NO ATLANTIS IS TOO UNDERWATER OR FICTIONAL!""
 * Weekly Tube Show's Dragonball dubs are all hilarious, if a bit vulgar and obsessed with dick jokes and toilet humor... but this rant of Vegeta's is absolutely brilliant and so funny it hurts.
 * goatkcd (VERY VERY NSFW) takes Xkcd and replaces the last panel with, well, Goatse. How is this funny? Take this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or hell, just hit the "random" button.
 * Also, this one.
 * Zach Anner's Audition.

"Oprah: Sir, please state your name for Judge Oprah.
 * HULK SELL CARS!
 * Ctrl Alt Del : A Very Special Episode has 'Ethan's Happy Tape'.
 * Classic Game Room's truly epic Cluster F-Bomb for the intro of their Robotron 64 review.
 * This redub of the Portal 2 trailer.
 * Derp.com. Massive amounts of stupid-looking faces in one place equals epic hilarity.
 * A Week In The Life Of Ronald McDonald: Drew Pickles testifies as a character witness for the Penis Clown. This goes about as well as you'd expect:

Drew: Hello. My name is Drew Pickles and I'm really really really really really really really gay.

Oprah: Your sexual preferences are of no interest to Oprah. Oprah is an enlightened woman. Please tell us your relationship to the defendant.

Drew: Oh wow. Well, we often get together for sweaty buttsex orgies. These often involve multiple partners and the consumption of poopy burgers, cum shakes, and splooge nuggets. After eating these, we like to put our penises in each other's mouths and go blublublublublublublublublublublublublublublu and then I put my 300 mile long cock inside Ronald's anus and it all sounds like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag that was swell.

Oprah: Oprah is disgusted. Perhaps Oprah is not so open minded after all. Mr. Pickles, can you comment on the defendant's character?

Drew: Yes. The defendant is a swell poopy faggot. And that is my sworn testimony. Anyone for buttsex?"


 * Emerald City Comicon 2012; It's the Star Wars Trilogy like you've never heard it before! NSFW due to strong language.