Bottom/Recap/Contest

Eddie has been out to to the dole office and Richie tries to fake his death to get a drink from him. Richie laments on why noone will have sex with him (again). Richie makes a slap up grill for 2 consisting of grilled lettuce, beans, green 'bacon' and 'elm' tea. Eddie puts on Miss World and Richie changes the channel which results in a fight and Eddie is thrown out.

The two make up and Eddie confesses to putting a bet on Miss China who isn't very attactive. The competition results in a win for Miss America. Eddie destroys the TV in a fit of rage.