El Presador

""Aiiight beastle...""

Aiiight beastle (formerly known as "Aiiight people").

You are witnessing the birth of a page of biblical proportions known as El Presador.

Now for those of you uneducated about this straight-up beast, read this carefully, for I will NOT. REPEAT. MYSELF!!

El Presador is a YouTube commentator with his own Vlog Series on all things Call of Duty, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 (and sometimes other video games, and sometimes other random things). El Presador has developed a reputation for his No Indoor Voice and his ability to root out the scourges of the first-person shooter world, also known as CAMPERS!! He also inexplicably likes to knock down trees, singlehandedly, without equipment of any kind.

When he gets an in-game hot streak going, he tends to delve into a Memetic Mutation of Catch Phrase, which include: "STRAIGHT-UP BEASTIN'!!", "LOOKATTHAT!!" "an (x) of biblical proportions!" and any interchangeable Don King promotional-style sets of words. "HUMILIFIED!!" is a good example.

El Presador has often been imitated and parodied. He has feuded with fellow YouTube gamers. But he has overcome his competitors with his natural ability to be a straight-up beast.

Little is publicly known about El Presador the person. His channel page lists him as being from Cleveland. This interview alludes to him playing high school football and possibly attending Syracuse University.

El Presador once claimed to be a former All-Pro defensive back for the New York Jets, citing that he played in the 1989 and 1990 Pro Bowls. Slight problem: in 1989, this man, one Erik McMillan was the only player selected from the Jets to go to the Pro Bowl. In 1990, no Jet even played in the Pro Bowl. McMillan and El Presador look nothing alike.

El Presador has either established himself as a Cloudcuckoolander of the gaming world, or he is an actor, which would make the entire series a Stealth Parody or not only hyperactive gamers, but of this show.

Regardless, El Presador's Crowning Moment of Awesome came in November 2010, when he provided guest commentary on fellow YouTuber The Sandy Ravage's own CMoA of a Modern Warfare 2 match. The clip has become arguably the most recognized, if not the most popular, work associated with both, as it has surpassed 1.3 million page views and still climbing. This commentary was full of El Presador gems like: "Sandy Ravage is visibly upset." and "He seems some dude gettin' a cup of coffee, and makes it his last one."

However, El Presador's next Crowning Moment of Awesome may be on its way, as he has announced his candidacy for President of the United States. He appears to have an "eye for an eye" platform. This may become a case of Authority Equals Asskicking, or at least a parody of it. It's believed El Presador will run as an independent candidate in the STRAIGHT-UP BEAST PARTY!!

To kill time in between game releases, El Presador has turned his critical eye to the behavior of Canadian geese.