Amusing Injuries/Quotes

""Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely thereputic.""

- Satan, Old Harrys Game

""Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.""

- Elan, The Order of the Stick

"Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum.

Howard: Hmm.

Kreese: You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?"

- Mad World

""IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!""

- Dale Gribble, wrestling with his son again, King of the Hill