Romance Reports/Funny

first turns to her friends for help. Rest assured that Hilarity Ensues. "Rarity: Do you...how shall I put"
 * The conversation Twilight has with Rarity and Rainbow Dash when she

this, hmm...do you like...? "Rainbow Dash: Do you [[Unusual Euphemism
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clop]] to mares? "Rarity: Pinkie Pie, a lady does not just...smooch!
 * The Winter Wrap-Up festival.

Pinkie Pie: Silly! I'm not a lady, I'm a pony."

awesome!]] Do it! DOOO IIIIIT!? imagine her encounter with Braeburn went. "Rainbow Dash: I'm Twilight! Hey there, Braeburn!
 * "Are you gonna kiss Fluttershy?! [[Girl On Girl Is Hot This is gonna be
 * Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash teasing Twilight by roleplaying how they

Pinkie Pie: I'm Braeburn! Aaaaaaapplelooooooosa! Watcha readin'"

cutie? ""Twilight:" Egghead's Guide to Sensual Steamy Sexin'.

"Braeburn:" Sounds fun! Let's do it!

"Twilight:" Oh yes! Books! Science! Sarcasm!

"Braeburn:" Apples! Desert! More apples!

"Twilight:" Nnnnnnnahhhhh Princess Celestia!

"Braeburn:" Woooooo Appleloosa!

Rarity: Are you two quite finished?"

they think they are. Quite possibly one of the raunchiest conversations in the entire fic. spoiler: Made even funnier at the end when they learn that everypony outside the baths could hear them the whole time. "Rainbow Dash: 'One' should stand for straight.
 * The mane six are creating their scale for rating how straight or gay

Twilight: Why?

Rainbow Dash: Because it looks like a dick.

Pinkie Pie: So does nine!"

You just have to turn it a little. SURVEY my HOLDINGS!? apparently.'' that Pinkie Pie has an enormous chest of sex toys sitting in her room for no apparent reason, just waiting to be used.]] awesome at sex." conversation with Spike that never fails to make me chuckle. "Spike: I?uh?are you and getting a divorce?
 * "EXCUSE! ME! This is MY table! This is MY table, in MY bar, and I must
 * "Welcome to Rainbow Dash's Pimp Palace!"
 * ''Mental Note, Subject: Sex. Sex can be a bit of a confidence booster,
 * The bonus chapter, "Private Party." [[spoiler: Specifically, the fact
 * "Except less fighting and more...sexing. Awesome sexing. Because I am
 * Although wedged between serious revelations, Twilight gets a little

Twilight: For the last time, Spike, we?re not married!"