PONY.MOV/Funny

APPLE.MOV

 * APPLE.MOV in it's entirety. Especially Applejack's apple trip.
 * The Mane Six's expressions when Applejack is eating all the apples. Especially how Rarity's eyes do some kind of somersault thing.
 * Even funnier in DRESS.MOV, in which Twilight's entire face does the same thing.
 * "Yo Applejack! You alright?" *gurgling noises* "Yeah you're gonna be fine."

DRESS.MOV
"Mexican girl: Mrs Rarity, I'm so thirsty...
 * Rarity being such a Bad Boss that it goes in Refuge in Audacity almost immediately.

Rarity: *grabs glass, snorts and fills it with spit* Drink that, dear."

"Twilight: Fluttershy! Have you seen the Elements of Harmony?
 * "Oh no, looks like hard times ahead for Pacooooo!"
 * This:

Fluttershy: Hey hey hey, no I haven't, purple guy! Stay out of my shed, okay!"


 * And before that: Hey, hey, hey! Quit poking me with your thing!
 * "No! Not my face! Not my generous face!"


 * I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!
 * RE-VOL-LU-SHEE-ONN.

SHED.MOV
"Spike: "Oh my god! [Beat] Look at all this porn!" *Opens a "Playpony" magazine*
 * The... conversation Spike, Dash, and Pinkie were having at the start of SHED.MOV. Words fail me.
 * After Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Spike enter Fluttershy's shed,

Rainbow Dash: *throbbing wingboner* Swag."

"Fluttershy: So just sit back \ And relax \"
 * "My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina."
 * "I think she said we're always welcome in her shed."
 * Fluttershy's  song is a parody of the Fat Albert theme song, leading to this bit of dark-comedy gold.


 * Derpy  singing along. Especially how her eyes spin.
 * Discord raping a house.

MAGIC.MOV
"Twilight: I'm going to try a black magic resurrection spell.
 * CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!
 * Related: The demon Twilight accidentally summons walking over to Discord and the two hi fiving before continuing their rampage.
 * Also related: Said demon is wearing a Wolfmother shirt.
 * Every time Spike cracks a So Unfunny Its Funny joke. At one point he twirls around to reveal that he's got nothing below the waist for that particular animation model!
 * This gem:

Spike: How about you resurrect my penis... With sex."


 * "You can say anybody instead of anypony. Frankly, I don't see what the point of that is."
 * "Are we gonna rape it?"
 * "I'm full of ideas. I'm a genius!" *poops*
 * "Hey! Hows abouta wanna have a pizza pie? That's my catchphrase!"

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 * After, Jappleack basically loses all hope. So much so that she tries other fruits. Her reaction after eating a pear?
 * Seeing  whacking Jappleack's head with a shovel is surprisingly hilarious.
 * Canon!Applejack's favorite book is the Very Hungry Caterpillar too!
 * "Moderation??"

PACO'S TWITTER

 * Meesus Rarity's leetle sister helped me work today, but then Meesus Rarity told her to stop or else she would end up with a taco cutie mark.
 * The great dragon migration may be fun to watch, but eet ees not fun cleaneeng up the great dragon defecation they leave behind!
 * Where is Sancho? Last I heard from him he was going to Meesus Fluttershy's shed on an errand for Meesus Rarity. That was six weeks ago!
 * I used to wonder what friendsheep could be. I steel wonder!