Jeepers Media/YMMV


 * Accidental Innuendo: The toys Mike Mozart reviews tend to be chock full of 'em, especially Cape Horn.
 * Nightmare Fuel:
 * Your favorite characters, eaten when made into highly-detailed candy or burned away when made into candles. Plenty of this to go around, such as Pregnant Barbie.
 * Mike's video about Baby Laughs-A-Lot. The doll has a low-pitched voice which actually sounds hilarious.
 * "I CAN SEE IN THE DARK, CAN YOU?"
 * Or Tatters. "My name is Tatters, if it matters."
 * Fan Dumb: Watch the following video where he tells people to downrate films. Then click the link to Happy Feet Two's Amazon page provided in the videos links and look at all the one star reviews. There's 259 of them, some of them barely a sentence long saying how "horrible and sucky" the film is. While Mike may want to boycott several big name movies, his efforts by some of his fans or his more "extreme" viewers come off as trolling or that they haven't even seen the damn film.
 * Fetish Fuel: Expandable-breast Barbie, and the Bratz horse with what looks like boobs.
 * Freud Was Right: Most notably, the Dora the Explorer Aquapet, a dart-shooting Punisher action figure, and some Pez dispensers.
 * Paranoia Fuel: Any videos about the government.
 * Ho Yay: The Sesame Street Tummy Stackers, which allow kids to make a naughty-looking pile of Muppets.
 * Les Yay: The included book with the Rosie O'Donnell Barbie doll is dripping with this.
 * Squick: The realistic human candy hearts, along with "blood bags" (cherry-flavored syrup candy in IV bags).
 * Unfortunate Implications: Surpasses personification, taking a sharp nosedive right into Uncanny Valley.
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs: Some of the toys Mike reviews just make you wonder...