The History Boys

"Dakin: "Are we scarred for life, do you think?"

Scripps: "We must hope so.""

A stage play by Alan Bennett and later a 2006 film, The History Boys follows a group of mostly bright students from a Sheffield grammar school as they prepare to sit the Oxbridge examinations, all hoping to study history. Taught their facts by Mrs. Lintott and culture by the inspirational Mr. Hector, they suddenly find things shaken up by the arrival of the temporary contract teacher Mr. Irwin, who aims to get them through their exams by cheating. Throughout the term, issues arise between the different teachers and the headmaster about how and what the boys should be taught, while the boys themselves grapple with their relationships to their classmates, their goals and their teachers. The movie deals frankly with both student-teacher relationships and the perceptions of homosexuality in the 1980s, but despite its serious moments, it never loses its razor wit, ultimately managing to be both thought-provoking and fun.

The History Boys provides examples of:
""He handled the boys balls?""
 * The Ace: Dakin
 * All Gays Are Pedophiles: The Headmaster displays this attitude when he reprimands Mr. Hector for groping his pupils.
 * Bilingual Bonus: The completely hilarious french class scene is left untranslated, and is not terribly short either. There isn't one on the DVD, but some productions will include one in the program.
 * Bittersweet Ending:
 * Berserk Button: Mrs Lintott takes the revelation that Hector has been molesting her students relatively well, but it's easy to see her horror.

""Hector, a grope is a grope. It is not the Annunciation.""
 * Later she also delivers a brief, to-the-point What the Hell Hero on the same subject.

""'You can suck me off next week'! I've heard of a busy schedule but this is ridiculous.""
 * "WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THESE EXAMS!"
 * Don't dismiss the Holocaust in front of Scripps or Posner.
 * But This Is Ridiculous:

""I'm a Jew, I'm small, I'm homosexual and I live in Sheffield...I'm fucked.""
 * Country Matters: Done through an extended war metaphor of all things. Other times, the characters state it directly.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Being Alan Bennett, you're in for a World of Snark, but Scripps stands out for sheer driness.
 * Deconstruction: Oh yes. Following the strange ideas of the new teacher actually benefits the boys, the gay pedophile teacher is actually a very tragic figure, and not everything comes to a happy ending.
 * Ephebophile: Hector.
 * Everybody Smokes: Or at least, a lot of the students and all of the teachers do at some point or another.
 * Everyone Is Bi: With the massive amount of Ho Yay, and the fact that Hector has a wife and that Dakin has a girlfriend, it seems like almost everyone is flexible to some degree.
 * Fat Bastard: Subverted in the movie; Hector is fat, but he's not a malicious figure in spite his inappropriate actions.
 * Gayngst: Posner and Irwin. Hector vaguely. Dakin subverts it.
 * Gym Class Hell: Subverted since Mr. Wilkins utterly fails to intimidate the boys.
 * Hot for Teacher/Hot for Student: Mr. Hector falls under this generally while Dakin's pursuit of Mr. Irwin is a more specific example. The headmaster's interest in Fiona is treated analogously, but doesn't quite fit the trope.
 * Ironic Echo: In a conversation with Irwin about halfway through the film, Hector says that he doesn't want the boys to grow up and refer back reverentially to their love of "literature" and "words." At the end of the film, at, Felix uses these exact words and tone to describe.
 * Jewish and Nerdy: Posner.

"Timms: Most of the stuff poetry's about hasn't happened to us yet!
 * Kick the Dog: Done a lot to Posner.
 * Love Martyr: Posner.
 * Motive Rant: Mrs. Lintott gets a rather good one about women and history. Obviously a non-criminal example.
 * No Hugging No Kissing: The characters who state that they are in love never make physical romantic contact.
 * One Liner: For days afterward, you will still be recalling some of these at any given moment.
 * Schoolteachers: The History Boys deconstructs these one teacher at a time. Mr. Hector is the Cool Teacher who habitually gropes his pupils and is a "bit of a shambles". Mrs. Lintott is set up to be the Stern Teacher but is very nice and the most stable teacher, so to speak. Mr. Irwin is the Hot Teacher deconstruction of types like Mr. Keating, popular with the students, but with some rather extreme views that nonetheless as a person he has difficulty living up to. The Hippie Teacher is always miffed that no one is taking her subject seriously; the Overly Religious Gym Teacher is a parody of, well, both of those things, and Dean Bitterman, though mostly played straight, is actually shown to be in a difficult situation by the end of the film and delivers a pretty decent What the Hell Hero speech to the Cool Teacher.
 * Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness: Straight down the middle, probably. It is a very funny film, but is also very moving and raises some issues that leave the viewer in gray territory. This is invoked by Hector in a conversation with Irwin about halfway through the film. He says that he actively introduced the boys to "the tosh" in order to counteract the general seriousness of the rest of the story.
 * Someday This Will Come in Handy:

Hector: But it will, Timms, it will. And when it does you'll have the antidote ready."


 * Trailers Always Lie: It's an uplifting coming-of-age drama where a good-looking teenage boy and his friends chase girls while struggling to get into Oxford! Meanwhile, their inspirational teacher is persecuted by the stuffy headmaster for his progressive teaching style! Also, judging by the Blur soundtrack, it's the mid-90s... (There's no hint at all from the trailer that the main characters are gay, to the point that disparate scenes are cut together to make Dakin's relationship with Fiona look like a major plot element and Posner's line about being "I'm a Jew, I'm small, I'm homosexual and I live in Sheffield" is cut to just "I'm small and I live in Sheffield".)
 * What Could Have Been: The subjunctive.
 * Where Are They Now Epilogue: In the film there is a bittersweet one. In the play it's just depressing.
 * You Make Me Sic: A variation: "Actually Hector would like that — 'your sucking me off'. It's a gerund. He likes gerunds."