Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)/Funny

"Man 1: "Why don't you grow a pair Johnny?!" Guy in the background: "Who's Johnny?" Man 2: "That's uncalled for. I don't even like pears." Man 3: "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!" Man 4: "Well he's a fag." Man 5: "I know." Man 1: "This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case." Man 5: "Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case.""
 * The ICPO (wait... ICP... What the-!) meeting.

"Soichiro: "Get out of here." Matsuda: "But it's my first time." Other man: "There's a virgin in here!""
 * Later.


 * In DND: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"