That Dude in the Suede/Haiku

"You want nostalgia? Here's a friendly warning, fans: This film's going to blow." "-- Suede on the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII Advent Children."

"To those who loved this review, And found humorous stuff within, This commentary is for you." "-- The haiku from Suede's commentary on his Final Fantasy VII Advent Children review, spoofing the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII Advent Children."