Hamlet/Drinking Game

The four-hour Hamlet drinking game (say goodbye to your liver):
 * Chug a beer for a soliloquy.
 * Drink whenever a vagina joke is made.
 * Drink whenever a famous actor is clearly shoehorned into the movie for the sake of Hey Its That Guy.
 * Drink whenever a flashback or scene clearly not in the original text happens.
 * Do a shot every time Brian Blessed appears onscreen. Take a sip of beer every time Kenneth Branagh is clearly trying to out-ham him.
 * Do a shot for every major character who dies in the final scene.