The Spiffing Brit/Quotes

"As you know, this is "The Spiffing Brit", a channel where we drink tea, praise the Queen, and do absolutely nothing political."

- How to break The USA Election So The Queen Wins - Democracy 4 Is Perfectly Balanced with exploits, November 6, 2020

"Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just a Murder Bear with a panzer tank. This is perfectly normal."

- Breaking Skyrim With Cursed Mods, April 27, 2021

"We're not here to play this game logically. Oh no no no no."

- PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge?, May 6, 2021

"I love the smell of war crimes in the morning."

- CANNONS ARE OVERPOWERED!!! - Total War: Shogun 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits, June 4, 2021

"But dear god! Surviving the apocalypse -- it's actually bloody difficult!"

- Can You Survive The Apocalypse?, November 20, 2021

"But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, which means I have absolutely no moral complex..."

- HOW TO BREAK PLANTS Vs ZOMBIES - PvZ Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!, December 30, 2021

"You see, that's the Spiffing Brit guarantee: we can exploit anything and everything."

- How To Win The Lottery (By Cheating), February 4, 2022

"I drink tea and consume universes."

- Is Magic Overpowered?, March 1, 2022

"That's one of the downsides of having an open world game, because you can just use the open world to avoid the game."

- Elden Ring Is A Perfectly Balanced Game - Magic Is Very Broken, March 13, 2022

"This is going to be incredibly difficult for a normal human being. But remember, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, so I'm not at all a normal human being!"

- Impossible Game VS Pro Exploiter, March 23, 2022

"...I'm not here to question the game's logic, I'm simply here to just abuse it."

- The Most American Game... And How To Destroy It!, August 19, 2022

"Remember, kids, it's not a war crime if there's no survivors."

- AGE OF WONDERS 4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Everything Is Broken, May 1, 2023