Dragon Ball/Haiku

Goku powers up. Scouter says power level. Over 9000.

Over 9000 Is not funny anymore. ...Are they still on Namek? "- Vitanova"

Muscly manly men Collect glowing magic balls And fight each other.

Krillin blows to bits Goku gets pissed off badly Turns his black hair gold.

Green One Gender Race Vomit eggs, no testicles? Magic balls instead? "- DavidBowie"

Old Mad Scientist Makes teenagers super strong And proceeds to die.