Fobbies Are Borange



"Ness: Are we there yet? Bus Driver: We'll be in Onett soon. Ness: Are we there yet? Jeff: Ness, I will KILL YOUR MOTHER."

Fobbies Are Borange is an Affectionate Parody fan-retelling of EarthBound, in the form of an internet radio play. It follows the rather stupid Ness on his journey much the same as its parent work, though in a much different matter. It is written by and stars Stephen Georg (xfisjmg1), Martin Tovar (matilda_caboose), Benjamin Carignan (Katon), (Lewahi), and Chaz Estell (BlackLeader). Fobbies are Borange ran for 42 official episodes, Fobbies are Borange: The Movie, Ask a Fooby 1 and 2, and four recap episodes, ending on September 5th, 2008. Fobbies are Borange has several spinoffs, including Loids are not Christmas, Paulas are Bamazing, and Ninten Speaks. The official sequel to FaB, titled Tree From My Youth, aired its first non-joke episode on February 20th, 2009. Tree From My Youth retells Mother 3.

The Chosen Four of EarthBound have gained quite a bit of personality when transitioning into radio.

Ness (Stephen Georg) is the token main character of the Chosen Four. Ness is the supposed leader of the group, but it's pretty obvious that he's on his own journey and his friends are just along for the ride. Ness has ADD, causing him to be very erratic and oftentimes childish, but sadly, he's probably the most stable person in the group.

Paula Polestar (Martin Tovar) is angry. No one's entirely sure WHY, but she is. Since then she's gone on to become one of the most developed of the Chosen Four; her rather unconventional behavior and obvious spite for her fellow travelers being something fans either love or hate. She's dour, bitter, sarcastic, domineering, and prone to anger and violence.

Jeff Andonuts (Benjamin Carignan) is the third member of the Chosen Four. Jeff's personality is hard to describe, because as far as anyone can tell, he doesn't have one. The only time he shows any spark of emotion is when he's eyeing women with cake or someone is trying to pilfer his beloved EarthBound Player's Guide.

Prince Poo has big dreams and even bigger vocal chords. Poo, like Ness, is overall a childish character who shows signs of maturity every so often, only in this case it might be more due to the fact that he's from a foreign country than he's actually that spacey. Overall Poo tries to be friends with everyone (much to the dismay of Paula Polestar), and is always attempting to keep the attitude of the group a positive one.

The Narrator (Benjamin Carignan) is the narrator of Fobbies are Borange. He introduces most of the episodes and then wraps them up once it's over. His only known enemy is The British Narrator.

Fobbies Are Borange can be found almost in its entirety here. Alternatively visit the new official website.

"Poo: When I get back to Dalaam I am going to kill the Star Master!"
 * Adult Child: Ninten is around 20, acts around 10, and sounds around 5. It's kinda creepy.
 * Affectionate Parody
 * Audience Participation: Each episode of Ninten Speaks wraps up with an invitation to post comments or make video responses.
 * Awesome but Impractical: PSI Starstorm Omega.

"Steven (xfisjmg1): This is Fobbies are Borange. We find the fourth wall, take a hammer and shatter it."
 * Bare-Fisted Monk: Ninten in Loids Are Not Christmas. He hits things with his hand.
 * Berserk Button: Do not touch Jeff's Players' Guide.
 * Brother-Sister Incest: Subverted.
 * Catch Phrase: Ninten--"I'MA HIT IT WITH MY HAND."
 * Character Development: And how!
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Both Ninten and Loid in Loids are Not Christmas.
 * Chekhov's Gun / Chekhov's Gunman: Jeff and his Player's Guide. See Logic Bomb below.
 * The Chosen One: Technically the Chosen Four, but still, a trope it shares with EarthBound.
 * Creator Backlash: One of the original creators has stated he doesn't even like the show that much, among other things.
 * Cross-Dressing Voices: The main cast of the series is all-male, so this trope was pretty much inevitable.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Jeff, dear lord...
 * Evil Plan: By both Giygas and . Only one of them pays off.
 * Oh, god, the fanart...
 * Fake Ultimate Hero: Tommy and Trisha, "The Heroes of EarthBound". Trisha's extremely annoying and bratty, while Tommy
 * Fan Nickname: Due to its nature of being based off of EarthBound, fans and the creators alike have used mash-ups of the actors' usernames and the characters to differentiate. Nessfis, PaulaCaboose, DJeffKaton and Poowahi, for example. This practice has spread to characters original to FaB, like Paula's Old Father, DadLeader, as well. The creators have already gotten a leg-up on this trend for Tree From My Youth, if Lukaton, DusterCab, and Stephatora have anything to say about it....
 * Ink Suit Actor
 * Insane Troll Logic: Everything that comes out of Ninten's mouth in Ninten Speaks.
 * Interactive Narrator
 * Live Action Adaptation: Episode 37.5 and later episodes of Ninten Speaks.
 * Logic Bomb: In episode 42,
 * Medium Awareness: Played with; the Chosen Four believe that they are in EarthBound, and frequently make references towards this.
 * The Mole:
 * No Fourth Wall: Played incredibly, incredibly straight.

"Ness: So, where is Paula again? Kidnapper: Paula? Who's Paula? Well, Paula's definitely not in the mountain cabin. Why would Paula be in the mountain cabin? So don't go to the mountain cabin. I mean, we don't even have a mountain cabin! If we HAD a mountain cabin, it's not in that cave over there, so don't even bother to look for the mountain cabin."
 * Pyromaniac: Jeff with his bottle rockets
 * Real Life Relative: Jeff's crush on the Magic Cake Lady makes more sense when you realize that the voice actors were dating (at the time) in real life.
 * Ditto on White Sesame Seed and Ness. They're actually engaged at the moment.
 * The Reveal:
 * Spiritual Successor: The Final Fantasy Wiki editors looked after FAB to make "Intangirs are VIndigo", a retelling of Final Fantasy VI.
 * Shout-Out: If you watch the Loids Are Not Christmas 2 comic, look at Pippi in the last picture. Yeah, those clothes, that hair and that knife certainly seem familiar... and so does that "penguin" beside her.
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial: In Episode 7 of Fobbies are Borange, a random kidnapper tells Ness the following.


 * Talking to Himself: A given, seeing that there are five main voice actors; a notable one would be Jeff Andonuts (played by Benjamin Carignan) threatening to shoot the Narrator (also played by Benjamin Carignan) if he did not play the Beatles.
 * Theme Song Reveal: Music from other games play during the fight with Tommy, to remind the listeners that he is not originally in EarthBound.
 * Too Dumb to Live: Paula. Once a season, she does something stupid that gets her killed.
 * Throw It In: Loids Are Not Christmas is made of this trope.
 * Wham! Episode:
 * Word Salad Title: The weird title is a mnemonic coined by a forum member to tell the difference between Foppies and Fobbies -- "Foppies are pink, and Fobbies are borange." The name stuck after the second episode.
 * You Fail Biology Forever: Played for laughs. Paula is struck with a lifelong nicotine addiction due to eating raw trout.
 * Not to mention that, apparently, dumping orange sharpies into sweet tea causes the drinker to become retarded and orange.
 * You Fail Biology Forever: Played for laughs. Paula is struck with a lifelong nicotine addiction due to eating raw trout.
 * Not to mention that, apparently, dumping orange sharpies into sweet tea causes the drinker to become retarded and orange.