Big Daddy (1999 film)/Funny

"Vanessa: He has a five year plan.
 * I little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.

Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?"

"What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!"
 * The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.

"Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!"
 * When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.

"Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
 * When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.

Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones."

"Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.
 * Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth.
 * Mr. Herlihy is a cross between this, and being a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.

Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy?

Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it?

Sonny: Get off the stand please."

"He drinks alot of soda. (suuuure he does)"
 * This don't help much...