Asexuality/Haiku

"He won't date neither girls nor guys, and thus you get

pretty much this trope."

- User:Sizzly Bacon

"He's straight to the guys but he's gay to the ladies. My haiku beats yours :D"

- User:Kain Lupus

"I'm sorry, ladies,

For not ravishing you all.

I'm asexual"

- User:Zblayde

"Dear gentlemen, I Must decline your offers and The ladies' as well."

- User:anonymoustroper

"Those of you who don't Call yourself male or female Aren't for me either"

- User:Dinru

""Stop! Don't touch me there! That *points* is my private square!" "My body, my rules!""

- @/Anonymous

"I'm telling you, people! This is my ultimatum: I. AM. NOT. A. GAY."

- Trope Eater