Bare-Fisted Monk/Quotes

"Thief: I thought that's what martial artists did. You forsake melee weapons and constantly strive to transform your own body into the perfect weapon. This process often involves a training regime meant to unlock nigh mystical powers within the practioner. Black Belt: Well now that's certainly an interesting approach. Back at my dojo, they just taught us to beat our opponents senseless."

- Eight Bit Theater

"I'M-A HIT IT WITH MY HAND."

- Ninten, Loids are not Christmas

"'''These are the famous Xiaolin temple monks. They pursue spiritual peace though mastery of bare fisted murder."

- Madam Wu, The Simpsons, "Goo Goo Gai Pan"