Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived/Funny

""Good Lord, I’m going to be teaching Sherlock Holmes.""
 * Remus Lupin's reaction to Hermione explaining her spot-on Sherlock Scan of him on the Harworts Express at the start of third year:


 * When Hermione has her jaw wired shut after getting hit in the face with a meteor hammer in fourth year, she manages entire conversations with pre-written responses she keeps sorted in a file -- and not just "Yes", "no" and other short answers: When the Wellesley Twins demand that she answer "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?", she instantly pulls out the response "African or European?" Counts also as a Crowning Moment of Awesome because of the analysis and thought she put in ahead of time to be prepared for almost any conversational eventuality, as she explains to her friends later.