Badass Grandpa/Quotes

"There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless."

- Cairne Bloodhoof to Warchief Thrall, Warcraft III

"You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't."

- Neal Boortz

"874 Years Old 2 Feet Tall Profession: Great Warrior"

- Attack of the Clones "Yoda Trailer"

"Green Lantern:: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age! Static: The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty!"

- Justice League Unlimited: "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"

"IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! Ronald Reagan BROKE MY LEGS!"

- A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, Shortpacked

"I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

- Wil Andersen, The Cowboys

"What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill."

- Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good."

- "Aged Swordsman," folk song

"Duke: What you lookin' at old man? Walt: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

- Gran Torino

"Jack: I didn't have a chance at winning... Gerald: Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman years before you were born."

- Radiata Stories

"I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else!"

- Ric Flair, WWE Monday Night Raw

"I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago."

- William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead

"Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go!"

- Galuf, Final Fantasy V

"Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren."

- President Bartlet, The West Wing

"Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!"

- Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper."

- Frogfucius, Bowser's Kingdom episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane

"I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am."

- Wess, Mother 3

"Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, why was it created in the first place?"

- Lu-Tze, Thief of Time

"Dunstan: Tristan, he's 97 years old. Tristan: Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it."

- Stardust