NationStates/Funny

"Following new legislation in [country's name] Max Barry is this year's Miss [country's name]!
 * Several of the daily issue's can have unexpected and funny results such as:

Following new legislation in [country's name] crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

Following new legislation in [country's name] elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

Following new legislation in [country's name] the [country's name] enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.

Following new legislation in [country's name] recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed."

""Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [explicative deleted] in her arms."
 * The "What's in a name?" daily issue is hilarious.

""I don't see what's so bad," comments Buffy Smith, a famous art critic. "This is urban art at its finest. Its vibrant, colorful, and simply reeks of culture! Just look at the form displayed in this string of racist explicatives! Wonderful. Simply wonderful.""
 * The "Wipe out graffiti?" daily issue is also pretty funny.

""Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Anne-Marie Patel, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!""
 * The "Dangerously Cheesy" issue, where people throw cheese at unpopular politicians, has the two... relatively normal options of either allowing the populace to express themselves that way, or arresting those people and the author of the political cartoon responsible. And then there's this...