Dancing On Ice

ITV's attempt to copy the success of Strictly Come Dancing, with more obscure celebrities dancing- on ice! Started in 2006 and still ongoing.

The only real thing the show has going for it is Holly Willoughby's cleavage, if you like that sort of thing. Some people don't and have complained.


 * Absolute Cleavage (Holly Willoughby)
 * Recycled in Space (Particularly funny since 'on ice' is probably the most common cliché modifier after 'in space')