The Woobie/Comic Books



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"Delirium: I met this little girl and she said she thought I was pretty. She was so nice. So I did something to her. Something so she'll always be happy. Always be happy for ever and ever and ever."
 * Squee from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. You just really wants to give him a mug of hot chocolate and an everlasting hug.
 * Swedish Children's comic Bamse has reformed villain known simply as "The Wolf". Let's just say that after a life of abuse and mistreatment, with only a single person ever being kind to him... In the end, he does not get the girl.
 * Barbara Gordon's teddy bear is gonna have to give up the title. Babs herself was humiliated and crippled by The Joker just to torture her dad. Later she was sort-of reborn as Oracle, the best hacker in the world, but lots of her fans still aren't pleased.
 * Her successor, Cassandra Cain, if anything, surpasses her. Training from Hell (to the point of shooting her until she learned to get out of the way) in isolation from human language, made all the more horrifying by starting from birth and only ending when she ran away at about eight, would be more than enough. The kicker is that she has yet to fully grasp on an emotional level that her upbringing was that bad aside from the killing thing (which was what prompted her to bolt).
 * Jim Gordon's a pretty solid contender, too. Not one, but two murdered wives, and, as above, his daughter being crippled to torture him, all from being the commissioner in a city with exactly one clean cop who's since left the force, one Lovable Traitor on the police force, and a few trustworthy vigilantes against...well. His daughter's shared in most of this, and wins by being the one shot, but this is not a fortunate man.
 * Yikes!
 * Because DC hadn't put Jim Sr. through enough hell this year.
 * Let's not forget about poor Tim Drake. During his tenure as Robin he lost both his parents, one at a time unlike Wayne and Grayson who got to deal with it in one shot, watched as his girlfriend "died" on the operating table, was torn between the girl he was in love with who was in love with his dead best friend, and to top it all off, after he gets adopted by Batman it turns out Batman has a son who berates him and deems him worthless. Then Batman died, making that 3 dead parents. And now Batsy's homicidal sociopath son? Took over Timmy's old job as Robin. The poor kid...
 * Seemingly being a Woobie is one of the prerequisites to be a Robin. Take Damian Wayne, the sociopath son mentioned above. He's a small child grown up to be an unstoppable killing machine, and later, upon his granddad Ra's Al Ghul's death, a replacement body for the old man. Escaping from his own mother, the only person he was ever shown affectionate with, Damian lands in Batman's care. If you're thinking about how cool it can be being Batman's son, I remind you of the Batman RIP storyline. Yes, in an amazing series of unfortunate events, Damian barely manages to grow jealous of Tim Drake's deeper connection to Damian's biological dad before seeing said dad dead. At the start of his career as the new Robin, upon Dick Grayson-as-Batman's tutelage, he's refused and sent away by his own mother, severing every tie with him and frankly stating that when she'd want an obedient and useful son, she'd rather have another one gene-engineered than take Damian back with her. Despite being Badass and obnoxious enough to make a fairly good Robin to Dick Grayson, it's no wonder that as a mere kid he's so glum and lonely to move even Stephanie Brown, the then-Batgirl, to tears, playing her maternal side and prompting her to give the poor kid a hug and teach him how to play in a moonbounce. Even his role-mandatory stint with the Titans.
 * Stephanie Brown at times - used and abused for 15 years, views of her competence changing every month, being told to give up. Not even to mention that time she got tortured to death, impregnated, had her supervillain father die, and her mother is a former drug addict.
 * Does she let all that stop her from living life and being the best superhero she can be? HELL. NO.
 * Jason Todd, of all people. Usually closer to sympathetic Anti-Villain, or Jerkass Woobie, but when you have been abused or betrayed by your biological mother and adoptive father, was outright killed by the Joker, had no punishment levied on him for that, and in your quest to stop crime have killed so many people that you have moved from liking it as a punishment, to apathy, to outright disliking it in self defence. He views his life as too miserable to share with others, and his death had insufficient meaning to stop a similiar situation happening to another of your mentor's sidekicks, at around the time you return to confront him. Also, he gets treated as a failure by Batman, who makes no active attempt in his life to help him, merely giving suggestions in his hologram message, which happens to mention how much of a failure he is, driving him insane. A couple of poorly thought out attempts at at testing his replacement and proving points to the Batfamily don't go well either, due to their stubbornness. Combine that to the dildo-head costume Grant Morrison gave you, and people might see where he's coming from.
 * Bruce Banner, A.K.A. the Incredible Hulk, has to be one of the most unfortunate people ever born, even before the gamma bomb accident. His father was a physically and verbally abusive alcoholic who was convinced that he was a "monster" just because he was so intelligent, from an early age, eventually murdered his mother right before his eyes by repeatedly smashing her head on the ground, and then browbeat him into not testifying against him in court otherwise he would go to hell; he repressed his emotions in order to avoid being like his father, which caused him to develop Multiple Personality Disorder; he was picked on and beaten up in school, he took his father in after he was released from a mental institution, only to end up accidentally killing him in self-defence when dear ol' dad reverted to type (he repressed the memory of this for years), and the father of the woman he was falling in love with considered him a milksop. Since becoming the Hulk, he's been constantly harassed and hounded by the military, superheroes, and supervillains, accused of treason, imprisoned, tortured, exploited, and had to spend years on the run from the authorities. Whenever things look like they're looking up for him, his world always gets ripped apart. Brutally. And people wonder what the Hulk's problem is...
 * Spider-Man, pictured above is the Unlucky Everydude king. He alternates between Woobie and The Chew Toy as Peter Parker, especially during his high school days. More recently, there's the problems his dual identity causes with his wife, and then there was the time he got turned into a grotesque spider-critter by a villain and then impregnated. Then, the greater angst like losing Gwen Stacy, or Aunt May's "death", or her being shot more recently, or the aftermath of the Clone Saga (infant daughter kidnapped, never to be seen again. Writers don't always agree on whether she's alive or not, but do agree that aging the character by adding a kid won't do. So worse in a way than a certain death is that Peter will never, ever know what happened to his daughter, who may be out there somewhere and just as likely may not. He gets to live the parent's worst nightmare for the rest of the foreseeable future.)
 * Nicely inverted in the Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane series, in which Mary Jane is the insecure woobie who can't seem to catch a break with her love life.
 * Though, MJ's pretty Woobie-ish too in the main universe. Her dad's an asshole, her mom's dead, her sister and her stopped speaking years ago, the only family that she gets on with is her elderly aunt, she's been blacklisted by jeallous agents many times, nearly raped or kidnapped by villains or common creeps, and was once kidnapped and believed dead while being mindraped. And, even though she's recieved training by Captain America himself amongst others, pretty much everyone seems to think of her as a danger magnet Damsel. Then, when she was married, she spent ages waiting for her husband to come home from his duty, once waiting a whole four days while the news stories claimed he was dead. And, add to the fact that all the people Peter has lost (minus Uncle Ben) she was quite close to as well and it was her baby that was kidnapped as well, meaning she too is living every parents worst nightmare. Also, she was guilt-tripped into selling her marriage to save her aunt-in-law, at the cost of the child she was carrying. After this, she's still in love with Peter, but still feels guilty for breaking up with him and has had to resort as being just his best friend.
 * Spider Girl confirms that Woobiehood is genetic. Although May doesn't have it quite as bad as Pete, just the usual life-complicated-due-to-heroics deal... until she finds out she might be a clone and is forced to fight Norman Osborn in her father's body.
 * Speaking of clones, there's April Parker, who no one likes because she's the Dark Action Girl Annoying Younger Sibling. Peter's so bad about it that April once says NORMAN treated her more like a daughter.
 * Then there's Spidey's nephew, Darkdevil. Let's just say he wasn't lucky enough to live with nice relatives like Uncle Ben and Aunt May and it got worse.
 * Also note Ben Reily, Peter's late clone, who was like a brother to him. Firstly, due to cloning magic, he has all of Peter's memories and experiences up to just after Gwen died. Secondly, he's forced to fight Peter, while not sure if he's even the real Peter or just a clone. Then, during the convulted plot, they go back and fourth between which is the real Peter. He eventually finds love himself, but that doesn't work out good, while also being framed for a series of murders. He eventually joins Peter as a super hero, and during the Clone Saga he even gets to become Spider-Man. However, he's then taken over by Carnage, gets toyed around with, before sacrificing himself to save his 'brother' and finding out he's the clone after all. Now, take a look at Kaine...
 * It can also be confirmed that if you have 'Spider' as your superpower moniker in the Marvel Universe, you're in for The Woobie train. The first 'Distaff Counterpart' of Spidey, Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) suffers this as well. Let's see, early childhood, she is infected with radiation and thus must be injected with a serum that gives her super power and put in a tub, but separated from her parents and ages very quickly. When she woke up, she was raised by beastmen, had a first love, but then accidentally killed him, causing her to be branded heretic and witch, hunted down, and was given refugee in the HYDRA, which trains her to be a mindless killer, which she realizes and eventually spent her time being some sort of Anti-Hero. Oh, and she finds out her father is dead. Then, she got her soul and body separated, and when she came back, she lost her powers, but it slowly came back in a way of fluctuating. And the worst part? She is the first 'lucky' superheroine to be captured by the Skrull and specifically impersonated by the Skrull Queen herself, spending a good chunk of five years imprisoned by the Skrull while the Queen took her identity and participates in events such as Civil War and World War Hulk. And when she was rescued, some of her old friends are still suspicious on her...
 * And the reason they choose Jessica? because, as is explicitly stated, no one would care if she went missing, or notice anything was wrong if the queen slipped up. Ouch
 * The backstory of Wolverine's Opposite Gender Clone X-23 seems tailor made to outdo his. Created from samples stolen from the Weapon-X project and reared as an Assassin-for-rent? Bad. 'Disciplined' by an invulnerable sadist? Worse. One of the highest-ranking people at said project (the head of surgery to be exact) is the son of the guy who died swiping the original tissue samples and tends to take it out on her? Downright ugly. Chemically induced/scent-based Unstoppable Rage used to compel her to kill the only two people in that place who treated her like a human being (one of whom, the head of genetics at the project, gave birth to her and contributed her own D.N.A. to get a viable embryo... in short, HER MOTHER)? Just Plain Fucked Up. Did I mention that this all happened by the time she hit thirteen (as opposed to Wolvie spreading his problems over a solid century plus)?
 * Add to the fact that she almost has a normal happy life with her aunt and cousin...until it turns out that . She very narrowly avoids killing her aunt and cousin, and said disciplinary invulnerable sadist returns to recapture X-23 and kill the family slowly as an object lesson,
 * Oh, and now she just found out she doesn't have a soul.
 * Although he may be considered unsympathetic at times, this troper always considered Monroe from Mad Magazine's recurring feature of the same name kind of a woobie.
 * Empowered is the eponymous woobie of her series. In the first book, her boyfriend as much remarks that it's his desire to comfort her (as well as "Tap that @$$") that attracts him to her. And oh boy, does she ever need to be comforted; pretty much every day of her life is a blur of pain, failure, humiliation, and body-image issues, and that's just what's going on now.
 * Ninjette and Sistah Spooky get their Woobie moments too. ThugBoy's moment is coming.
 * Sistah Spooky, while a bitch, falls firmly into the 'nobody deserves that' camp in volume 6. Get this woman some ther- oh wait.
 * Even Deadpool can be subjected to this.  And that's not even getting into Cable and Deadpool, which admittedly does make things a bit better for him, but seriously, the guy can't catch a break. Of course, this is subverted a bit because he's sensible enough not to angst about it all the time, but still.
 * Deadpool isn't sensible, he just avoids Wangsting about it because he knows what it'll do to his sales.
 * Deadpool's been fleshed out as one of these in the new X-Force, as he feels like an outsider.
 * Bob, Agent of Hydra is surprisingly popular as a Woobie. A normal human somehow roped into being Deadpool's pet/minion and has gathered a surprisingly large fanbase.
 * Donald Duck. He gets fired from whatever job he has once an episode, has to support three children whose real parents seem to have abandoned them for good, follows his uncle on adventure hunts which he never gets profit for, has the biggest jackass of all history as a close relative and constantly gets abused by his girlfriend for stuff he's not responsible for.
 * Daredevil isn't "adorable" or anything, and he certainly isn't what anybody could call "pathetic," but he inspires a deep sympathy and a need to compose fanfics that somehow relieve his pain, or at least make the rest of the world sympathetic to it. He's completely blind (through having a canister of radioactive waste explode in his eyes as a boy), his father was killed, he fights to get through law school to help the downtrodden who don't have anywhere else to go, he becomes Daredevil to help the people on the street who otherwise wouldn't have anybody on their side... and because he became Daredevil, the two women he loved were both slaughtered right in front of him, he's been mind-raped more times than one can count, and then, to top it all off, he's, he's getting more and more isolated and alone all the time... and he still tries to save everybody else.
 * Rorschach. One needn't be adorable to be a woobie, but he's such a pathological screw-up of a bastard it's hard to help feeling sorry for him. And the funny part is that this is exactly the opposite of what Alan Moore intended.
 * The fact that he's seriously mentally ill is rather vital to the sympathy factor - as it is, being short, ugly, sociopathic and deeply right-wing just makes you go, "Gawd, look at how screwed up he is. Poor guy."
 * That's true, but also highlights a real problem at the heart of nearly all alleged Misaimed Fandoms: at the end of the day, they come not from the fandom making a "mistake", but from the writer confusing his own opinions with everyone else's opinions. Rorschach touches a chord with many people for various reasons (This Troper respects his courage and discipline, for example) with the exception of Alan Moore...who seriously believed that just because he disliked Rorschach everyone else would too. We should have a trope called Misaimed Author.
 * No, Misaimed Fandom is about misunderstanding what the author intended, and Alan Moore never intended Rorschach to be completely unsympathetic and have everyone hate him. It's about an audience misunderstanding that a complex character can be both despised and pitied. What Alan Moore hated were people who saw Rorschach's philosophy as good and righteous without realizing the problems with the character.
 * Pied Piper, of The Flash, especially in fandom. The poor guy's been put through the wringer. A gay supervillain turned good, he became BFFs with Wally, worked with the homeless, and was generally a Robin-Hood-esque guy. And then he  Come to the Countdown storyline   As bad as it gets? Of course not! Because then he  And then  Seriously, somebody give this guy a hug.
 * Delirium of Sandman, especially when we see hints of her original self through the babbling. Thankfully her big sis Death (and sometimes one of her brothers) is there to give her the hugs for us.
 * Just remember that after you have given her a hug and a hot chocca, she is just as likely to smile in gratitude as she is to turn you into a goldfish because she liked the colour of your spectacles.
 * Or (which seems at least as likely or more so as being physically transformed) break your mind and honestly believe it's a reward.

"1: Home is Run. No. More."
 * Despair has some woobie moments too, mostly in Brief Lives; it is her own fault that she didn't help Delirium look for Destruction, but I'm probably not the only one who wanted to give her a hug when she realised what she missed out on. Especially since Destruction seems to have been the only one who treated her warmly.
 * Just about any character in Chris Ware's works. Seriously.
 * Sobek, the talking alligator man, in DC's 52 - the first scenes in which we see him befriended by Isis's brother just make you want to bawl. This is horrifyingly subverted later, though, when  Fewer betrayals have felt quite so awful as that.
 * Ben Grimm, alias the Thing. His friends all get cool superpowers that they can control and become super-celebrities. He gets turned into a giant rock monster, and all because he volunteered to help out his best friend Reed. The Ultimate version really hammers this home: he attempts to kill himself, but can't.
 * For consolation though, the Thing is possibly the most beloved Marvel superhero, both in-universe and out, who has his friends and family all helping him deal with his issues. The angst really only remains because it's such an integral part of his character.
 * Nothing here for WE 3? Nothing?!

"Dex-Starr:"
 * Rahne Sinclair, Wolfsbane of the New Mutants. Terminally shy, raised by the only parent she knew to believe that her powers were sinful (and who let her believe she was an orphan who had caused her mother's death during her birth) but clearly enjoys experiencing her powers. Has not one, but two teammates save her life by substituting their own. And that doesn't even get into the arc where she was trapped in her hated werewolf form by the Genoshans, knowing that if she shifts back to human, she'll lose all intelligence. Then she must kill some anonymous terrorist (never being able to tell anyone), gets imprinted on a man who loves another, loses her adoptive mother, is shot and de-powered, mugged, re-powered while trying to re-start her life, loses her job as a teacher at Xavier's, falls out with her best friend and only person who loves her, is humiliated by Monet, sleeps with a suicidal Rictor, is shanghaied into a superteam of razor-wielding psychopaths (losing the respect of Rictor, who assumes she left him), is drugged, brainwashed, orphaned by her own hand and not involved in the New Mutants reunion book. Puir gel...
 * And it gets worse: She finally gets some happiness when she reunites with Hrimhari the Asgardian Wolf Prince. She becomes pregnant with his baby, becomes dangerously ill due to said pregnancy, and looses Hrimhari due to a deal made with Hela. Then, as she returns to X-Factor, she walks in on  Yeah, someone has it out for her.
 * Rictor also counts here. First, at the age of six, he witnessed his father's death at the hands of a mysterious mutant. Once his powers manifested, the Right kidnapped him and used his already unstable ability to create earthquakes to their advantage. Luckily he was saved and taken in by the X-Men, but he still felt miserable enough to attempt suicide (for the first time). He was forced to leave his first girlfriend, Rahne, behind when she decided to stay back on Genosha, which was not by her choice at all. He did try to rescue her, but his attempt failed. He later joined X-Force for a bit, although serving under the man who looked exactly like the mutant who had killed his father caused him a lot of angst. He was forced to watch the (albeit short lived) death of his best friend and crush Shatterstar in in X-Force v1 #59-61. Next, probably the most woobie-ish moment of his life was the loss of his mutant powers, leaving him severely depressed and suicidal for a good part of X-Factor v3. He got a taste of his powers through Quicksilver's Terrigen crystals only to lose them, got back together with Rahne only for her to walk out on him.
 * Things seemed to be looking up for him after Shatterstar returned and they attempt a proper relationship, but with Star's interest in Anything That Moves and Rahne telling him that he's the father of her baby when he's not, promise for some delayed angst in Ric's future. And then he was the first mutant to get his powers back when the penitent Scarlet Witch attempted to reverse her spell...
 * Kid Devil of the newer Teen Titans. While his back story is not as overtly tragic as many other characters like Raven or Cyborg, he does have the most pitiful back story. To sum everything up, Eddie has had to deal with not being taken seriously by his hero Blue Devil, parental abandonment, the death of his only parent figure indirectly caused by his hero, fired from every job he's had and becoming broke and homeless when he tried to become a super hero. What's more, Eddie wasn't lucky enough to have been adopted and trained by a billionaire, have had a demon/Greek god/alien for a parent, or found a piece of alien tech to give him powers. He had to make a deal with Neron (a Satan Expy) to get super powers. Eddie got to keep his soul as long as he kept his trust in Blue Devil; otherwise he'd lose it when he turned 20. He then found out Blue Devil's hand in causing his aunt's death and ended up losing his trust. And after he joins the team, he still isn't taken seriously by anyone, but he still managed to keep and smile on his face and never gave up on the team. It also helps that he's a cute, geeky demon boy.
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 * God, poor Hebe. Her husband leaves her, everyone (especially her mother) convinces her it's her fault, she spends eons trying to catch up to him, only to just keep missing him, all the while aware of his womanizing, then she ends up getting stuck working for the aforementioned mother, who later blasts her out of a thirtieth story window for trying to protect her husband, then she can't even contact the Avengers to try and convince them to help her meet with him, because they think she's just some insane groupie after she shows up at the ruins of the old mansion, and she ends up wandering off to join an enclave of homeless people. Things finally start looking up for her from there, but as this is Marvel, it can be expected for her to get chucked downhill (or off a cliff) again soon.
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 * Knives Chau from Scott Pilgrim would've made this list from her incident in "The Infinite Sadness" story arc where she, Scott, Ramona and Scott's band Sex Bob-Omb meet Clash at the Demonhead and 2/3 members are the exes of Scott and Ramona. Knives, a big fan of Cat DH, tells them that she reads the band's blog and gets a cold glare. When Envy Adams (Scott's Ex) talks to Ramona about Scott, Knives screams "I've kissed the lips that kissed you!", she gets a response from the drummer, a bionic girl who punches her in the face so hard, her highlights fall out. When she and YN are at Tim Hortons later, he tries to comfort her and she's so despondent she refuses his comfort. And in the preceding story, "Scott Pilgrim VS The World", Scott breaks up with her to be with Ramona just as she announced she loves him.
 * Renee Montoya. She was a hard working cop in the Gotham Police Department, one of the few in the force who wasn't corrupt. In the span of the Gotham Central series, Two Face wreaks havoc on her life by revealing she's a lesbian (something that gets her disowned), she loses her police partner to a corrupt CSI, and when she tries to kill said CSI she gets disgusted with herself and quits the force. After that series, she becomes an alcoholic and drifts from woman to woman. She picks up a new mentor, who's dying of lung cancer as he trains her to be his replacement. When he dies she's left alone again, and later one of the people she cares most for is central to a prophecy which involves her death. Renee saves her with Nightwing's help, and for a little bit it looks as though she might get a happy ending. But then comes her part in the same prophecy, and she's got the Religion of Crime after her to lead them, and when she refuses they come after her to kill her. And let's not talk about what happened to her in her Final Crisis miniseries...
 * Poor Renee...
 * The Green Lantern Guy Gardner can count as this, although it's not that obvious. I came to this revelation mostly due to an Alternate Character Interpretation that has developed after some psychology classes and a new understanding of brain damage. This article (not mine) outlines a lot of my reasons for this. I don't think the poor guy ever caught a break for a long time...
 * Jules Hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog. he had to stay a robot, and thus can not eat or sleep. Poor guy needs a hug..
 * NICOLE built an impenetrable city out of nanites for her friends, constructed a holographic body so she could interact with her friends more intimately, and went through the start of the whole Become a Real Boy process.
 * Don't forget
 * And whats worse is that most of this cr@p is coming from people she trusted and who she's helped many times, and who where fully aware of why she did what she did, and they're stil condemning her. This troper was almost wishing Robotnik would win over the "heroes"...
 * Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers turned former Generation-2-toy-only-character-that-was-only-available-in-Europe-and-Australia Ironfist into this. Considering the bios of Generation 2 toys are basically just big Badass Boasts... that's something.
 * Runaways is what happens when you have an entire team of woobies. Parental Abandonment is sort of built into the premise.
 * Cassie Hack of Hack Slash. Abandoned by her father, relentlessly bullied, raised by an overbearing, somewhat unstable and possibly abusive mother who committed suicide in front of her when it was discovered she was a Serial Killer, with Cassie later being forced to personally kill her (by shooting her in the face) when she returned as an undead monster. Oh yeah, and when she finally does meet her father and learns Daddy Had a Good Reason For Abandoning You, he gets killed... by her resurrected mother... who she is forced to kill again. Really, its no wonder she's a bit of a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
 * The membership of the Red Lantern Corps is full of these. According to Atrocitus himself, the specific rage powering the Red Lanterns stems from personal pain, "those whose lives were ravaged by greed, lust, and control." One really notable example of this would be Dex-Starr a.k.a. Ruffles the Rage Kitty


 * Green Lantern can easily become this for readers of All Star Batman and Robin. He's one of the few genuinely heroic members of the otherwise psychopathic cast, and he gets constantly denigrated by Batman and beaten up for no real reason.
 * In her earlier appearances, Rogue was one. Abandoned by her parents, she put her first love into a coma when she was maybe 13 when her powers activated, and then she was more-or-less kidnapped by a emotionally-manipulative woman who preyed on her desire for love to con her into joining a team of supervillains. She picked a fight with Ms. Marvel only to end up with split-personality syndrome and a raft of new powers. Then, Mastermind nudges her into defecting to Xavier as a means of revenge against Mystique. The X-Men are greatly ticked off by her showing up on their doorstep and deliver a Curb Stomp Battle before Xavier gets them to calm down. She only finally gains the trust of the X-Men by risking her life by taking on a warped-and-frozen steel form so that Colossus can be healed. Then, after the X-Men return from Japan, she becomes completely unhinged and Ms. Marvel takes over to rescue an old boyfriend (of Ms. Marvel's, that is). And she's framed for a murder she didn't commit. There are numerous panels in her earliest appearances which show Rogue broken down in tears—really, you just wanna give her a big hug (as long as she's covered up, of course). Chris Claremont seemed to have set Rogue up as the team woobie at least until after her and Wolverine's first visit to Genosha, when she starts to mature a bit in reaction to the horrific experience there.
 * Eliot, from issue 4 ("Between The Cracks") of volume 1 of Generation X...
 * Matt McLimore from Dork Tower. He is part of a gaming group that drives him nuts with their insane tactics, anything he enjoys is instantly discredited as outdated or dull, his blog gets zero hits, his attempts at self-publishing have yet to succeed, the girl he has a crush on is only vaguely aware of his existence, and his on-again off-again girlfriend is a Clingy Jealous Girl who belittles everything he does and everyone he associates with.
 * Captain Atom in his Charlton Comics period was a fairly average stock hero. Upon being incorporated into The DCU, Captain Atom started closely fitting the trope. His heroic Charlton past rewritten as a Metafictional story baked for the general public, young soldier Nathaniel Adam was framed for a crime he never committed. Desperate to get back to his family, Nathaniel agreed to be strapped to an atomic bomb, acting as a guinea pig for an alien alloy. Upon waking up as a superpowered powerhouse, twenty years later, he finds that his Jerk superior, Colonel Wade Eiling (the same dude framing him, by the way) had married his beloved wife, who died sadly of old age believing Nathaniel dead, and a traitor. Due to Nathaniel having been pronounced dead after his disappearance, Eiling never got his pardon sent, thus he becomes literally a pawn in his hands, forced to act as a mole in the superhero community for his power-hungry commanding officer. From there, Captain Atom's life becomes a never ending series of pain and suffering, briefly summarized in: his only son, raised by his worst enemy, hating him as a traitor to everything the All-American boy Adam used to stand for, being constantly blackmailed into obedience by Eiling, getting married again, and dumped, by a Canadian Terrorist, sacrificing his life to save the universe without anyone at all caring about, save for Superman and Batman, getting shunted into a parallel dimension of Jerks (the Wildstorm universe) and becoming a Big Fat Reset Button for that reality, being shunted back to his Earth, getting enough battleaxe crazy to amass an army of enslaved superheroes to take back the Multiverse, falling into a coma, being enslaved by a magic evil chick from another world, and getting back to normal just to find how everyone hates his guts now. Just to make his life more miserable, during the Brightest Day storyline.
 * Rosemary Almond from V for Vendetta, whose whole life looks like a Lifetime Movie of the Week, except it's done well and without the Straw Feminist undertones. She once was a happy housewife and had a man she loved but then shit happened and her husband, Derek, went to serve the totalitarian regime that took over UK. Derek began to drink and grew into a full-blown Domestic Abuser, who would batter and neglect his gentle and faithful wife every evening. Then Derek dies at V's hands and the government refuses to give her any pension. She resorts to going out with one of her husband's co-workers, Roger, who was hitting on her, but his sole purpose was to sully the memory of Derek by fucking his widow. Roger is also killed some time later. She is then expelled from the high society she was a part of and resorts to being a showgirl to support herself. Think it ends here? Think again. Having lost everything and everyone that mattered to her, Rosemary eventually decides to make somebody pay for all what was done to her. She utterly shoots dictator Adam Susan in the head, who failed to even recognize her even though they had met many times before. She ends up tortured by the Fingermen, the state's police, knowing full well it would happen to her but preferring to die with honour rather than being just another victim of the state. Poor, poor Rosemary...
 * To be a member of The X-Men, one must have 3 things: An X-Gene, a need to learn how to control their abilities and use them to better mankind, and a very depressing origin story. Name ONE character who's an X-Man but not a woobie, Name ONE! Hard, ain't it? Even the scrappies and Creators pets are woobies.
 * Proof in point, the first of the X-Men: Cyclops lost his parents in an accident and was seperated from his only family and grew up in a foster home where he was bullied by kids and staff alike because one mutant was obsessed with his genes. He also can't control his power either due to brain damage, psychological repression, or because someone made him unable to. This is worse since his power is to shoot a neverending, potentially unlimited ammount of destructive energy from his eyes, meaning he hasn't been able to look anyone in the eye since he was forteen. As the leader, he's had to repress every emotion he has, causing most to view him as cold or distant, which is followed by the woman he loved dying, his marriage breaking down (for which he's blamed for), before the love of his life to die AGAIN while everyone blames him for a psychic affair he didn't actually consent to. Oh, and everybody seems to hate him because he had to cross the line in order to save everyone, and since he's basically sacrificed everything in order to keep the few mutants left alive, its caused his best friend to abandon him, his rival to take moral superiority, all the children he worked to protect sided against him, his girlfriend and his only friend left only sided with him out of loyalty, and throughout all of this, he's constantly ignored in favour of a hairy Canadian bloke who heals fast.
 * Poor Tony Stark's never-ending train of life-suckitude is probably second only to that of Spider-Man, especially before the Modern Age, living through kidnapping, torture, heart problems, evil girlfriends, murderous ex-friends, alcoholism, brainwashing, terrible luck, and dozens of plots to make his life a living hell that would put Daredevil's iconic torment by the Kingpin to shame, all sprinkled with Survivors Guilt.
 * It gets worse: Remember, Tony's a genius, so he knows the dangers of alcohol poisoning. You know what motivated him to drink? He hated himself that much he wanted to die, and tried to litterally kill himself with booze.
 * And, to make life worse, after one drink during The apparant end of the world during The Serpent's invasion, where he gave up everything he could to make Odin see that humanity wasn't worthless, he's now being blackmailed by the Mandarin-controled American govornment, they've somehow managed to twist one drink during the end of the world into permission for them to attatch a power limiter to Iron Man which can shut off his powers (when the General doing so in question deserted during fear itself...). Due to this, he's had to watch.
 * Jimmy Corrigan from Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid On Earth is thirtyish and balding and fat, has no friends at all, calls his mom every day, grew up without his dad, hasn't got any charisma whatsoever, and isn't likeable at all even though he wants to be. The comic about him is extremely depressing, and once you've read through it you'll want to give him a huge hug.
 * Justice Society of America has Cyclone, granddaughter to the original Red Tornado, and DC's first Genki Girl. Her bubbly personality, high intelligence, and Motor Mouth causes people to alienate her, resulting in her having no friends until she joins the Society ever, she was abducted as a child and experimented on, and her first day in the team had someone die. It adds to her Moe Moe appeal.