I Like My X Like I Like My Y/Quotes

This is a common template for Snowcloned jokes:

"He likes his coffee like he likes his strippers: scalding hot and in his lap."

"He likes his coffee like he likes his one-night stands: stale, bitter, smoking like a chimney, with a butt-ugly mug."

"She likes her coffee like divorce attorneys like their clients: very rich, very bitter and with lots of grounds."

"She likes her coffee like she likes her Iraqi information ministry: chock full o' nuts."

"I like my women how I like my packets of instant oatmeal: quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs."