Wouldn't Hit a Girl/Quotes

"Rand: ... rest assured that I cannot harm women. Even those who are my mortal enemies. Lanfear: Is that some sort of genetic problem? Rand: If stupidity is genetic."

- The Wheel of Time mock summary by ISAM

"If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman."

- Erik: The Vampire Hunter, an AU retelling of The Phantom of the Opera

"Fooker (in a flashback) My, aren't we pushy! Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up? (Switches back to the present) Nick: You mean you really did beat him up? (Ki grins) Fooker: It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense."

- General Protection Fault, January 6, 2001

""How dare you? You know I would never hit a woman... Not even a small army of them!""