Let My Puppets Come

Ned, Fred, Red, and Gramps, of the Creative Concepts Systems and Procedures Brothers Unlimited Inc., are in big trouble. Their get rich quick scheme, Big League Bocce, has become a financial disaster and their only options now are to pay back their debts or get out of town...fast! Overhearing their plight, their barely literate delivery boy, Jimmy, makes a novel suggestion: produce a skin flick. With no other way to recoup their losses, they decide to give it a shot, hiring the only smut peddler they know, Lash, who operates a fetish store, along with auteur Geppetto, to add some class to the proceedings. But with their creditors closing in, can the boys get their sleaze in the can before it's too late?


 * All Dogs Are Purebred: Fido the puppet dog is a purebred cocker.
 * B-Movie: Ned's proposal for a scene for the flick apparently parodies this.
 * But You Screw One Goat: Two proposed scenes for the flick plays this trope, one with a dog, and one with a (monster) fish.
 * Country Matters: The film uses the trope's curse word often, both in insults and referring to vaginas.
 * Mister Big: The mob boss is named Mr. Big, and he is short.
 * New York City: Where our story takes place.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed:
 * Out with a Bang: Red's terminally ill patient character gets some head from the Head Nurse as his last dying wish.
 * Pun: The movie uses lots of these, whether they come off as either stealthy or incredibly lame.
 * Talking Animal: Fido the puppet dog.