Undercover As Lovers/Quotes

"Maya: We were talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins. Yussif: Very convincing. Maya: I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story. McGee: Guys, they were acting. Yussif: Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex. Maya: It's true. I've met his wife."

- NCIS, "Under Covers"

"Kate: Scary scenarios keep popping into my head. Like you're here to fire me, or to tell me I'm going undercover as DiNozzo's wife."

- NCIS, "Reveille"

""Since we're a married couple, we should just watch TV and not have sex.""

- Jaime Sommers, Bionic Woman