The Saga of Darren Shan/Funny

"Crespley: WHAT IS THAT?! (See Gavner's pants, a yellow pants with pink elephants motive)
 * The Saga of Darren Shan: Vampire Mountain

Gavner:...(embarassed)It's a gift.

Crespley: From a human woman who had relationship with you, I presume.

Gavner: She's indeed a beautiful woman.... It's just that her choice in underwear was rather poor....

Darren: Choice in boyfriend, also.

Crespley:"