Gag Boobs/Quotes

""Gah! You've turned my maguppies into bazongas!""

- Marge Simpson, The Simpsons, Large Marge

""My breasts challenge you to a duel!""

- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

""Lara Croft's boobs are so big, right, that whenever she gives someone a titwank they have to be recovered with spelunking equipment.""

- Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation

"Boobs do not work that way! They should not account for 60% of a woman's mass!"

- "The Spoony One" Noah Antweiler

"Luke: What do you care about what a petty man like me say? You, with the sex appeal of Mieu.

Anise: The WHAT of Mieu!? When I grow up, I'll get as big as Tear!

Luke: Hah! Stuuupid. There's no way you could get those melons!

Tear: Me-me-melons, what do you mean melons!? Are you stupid!? Can't you be a little more quiet!?

Luke & Anise: *sulks away and leave*

Natalia: Tear, your voice is louder than them, you know.

Tear: S-sorry..."

- Tales of the Abyss

"Daria: Um, Brittany? Would you mind pointing those things in another direction?

Brittany: Sorry!"

- Daria

"Breasts are not all equal. Some are of large size, some are of small size, some are made beautiful and others tends to sag a bit. In shape, color and size, every breasts is inherently different. Yes, that is why breasts exist for the purpose of differentiation. Which is why there is struggle, competition and the unfaltering march of new qualities. Inequality is not wrong, rashly deciding ideal breasts is. What of the E.U. which values shape? All with the same shape, thus lacking interest. The Chinese Federation which values size? They look like inhabitants of Planet Tits. But not our beloved Britannia, we fight, we compete, new kinds of breasts are continuous. Britannia alone moves forward, advancing steadily into the future. Even the death of my son Clovis demonstrates Britannia's unswerving commitment to create new breasts. We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder and dominate! And in the end the breasts we desire shall be ours. ALL HAIL BREASTS/OPPAI!!"

- Charles zi Britannia, through a Gag Dub by his own voice actor

"Yoshimo: Tell me,, would you like me to let out the seams on your robe? I'm quite handy with a needle. You do, after all, have more...bulk..in the upper chest area.


 * Silence, you fool! Chauvinist pig! (what am I saying?) I mean to say IDIOT!"

- Baldurs Gate 2

""My breasts are not meat buns!""

- Litchi 'Boobie Lady' Faye-Ling