Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl

""What can a high school student like me do in a crazy battle between crazy monsters?""

Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl is a Japanese gorntastic romantic horror comedy from the year 2009.

It follows the the Ordinary High School Student Jyugon, who finds himself caught in the middle of a Love Triangle between the vampire Monami and (after the halfway-point) Frankensteinian Keiko.

In this crossfire of love we find:

 * An Axe to Grind: When bodyparts are needed for Furano's experiments, Midori will grab the axe.
 * Asshole Victim: the first person we see Monami eat is a sleeze trying to pick up underage girls. The second is a peeping-tom. That these are her only on-screen human victims keeps her from crossing the Moral Event Horizon.
 * Barehanded Blade Block
 * Battle Butler: Igor.
 * Beyond the Impossible
 * Bloody Hilarious
 * Bullet Time
 * Camera Abuse: The screen gets covered in blood plenty of times.
 * Chest Blaster
 * Conspicuous CG
 * Cool vs. Awesome
 * Covers Always Lie: Some DVD covers make the movie seem more sexier than it actually is.
 * Crucified Hero Shot: Abducted Jyugon is tied to a cross when Monami comes to his rescue.
 * Crusty Caretaker: Igor is portraying one.
 * Dawson Casting
 * Dead Baby Comedy
 * Dirty Old Man: Mr. Uchiyama.
 * Distressed Dude
 * Drop the Hammer
 * Dual-Wielding: Both eponymous combatants.
 * Dynamic Entry
 * Eyepatch of Power: Monami is wearing one in the opening.
 * Eyes Do Not Belong There
 * Eye Scream
 * Eyes of Gold: Full-powered vampires have these.
 * Flaying Alive
 * For Science!: Furano's motivation.
 * Funny Afro: Afro Rika.
 * Game Face
 * Ghost Memory: Monami projects her memories on Jyugon's mind when he tastes her blood.
 * Glasgow Smile
 * Gorn: From the makers of Tokyo Gore Police!
 * Groin Attack
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: Monami's mother is played by Eihi Shiina, who is perhaps best known for her roles as Asami in Audition and as Ruka in Tokyo Gore Police.
 * Hospital Hottie: Midori.
 * How We Got Here
 * I'm Standing Right Here
 * Impaled With Extreme Prejudice
 * Improbable Weapon User
 * Japanese Holidays: The film's plot started on Valentine's Day.
 * Kabuki Sounds
 * Knife Nut
 * Love Triangle
 * Mad Scientist: Furano.
 * Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter: Keiko.
 * Mix-And-Match Man
 * Monumental Battle: Monami's and Keiko's climactic duel takes it place on top of the Tokyo Tower.
 * Nice Job Fixing It, Villain
 * Noblewoman's Laugh
 * Non-Action Guy: Jyugon.
 * Offscreen Teleportation
 * Oral Fixation Fixation: Furano biting his nails.
 * Overdrawn At the Blood Bank
 * Our Vampires Are Different
 * Panty Shot
 * The Power of Blood
 * Precision-Guided Boomerang
 * Rain of Blood
 * The Renfield: Igor, who serves Monami.
 * Rollerblade Good: Monami's mother uses her blood to create rollerskate during her fight against Sumo From Hell.
 * Sadist Teacher: Mr. Uchiyama.
 * Sdrawkcab Name: Monami Arukado(Alucard)
 * Serious Business: Being a ganguro and wrist cutting.
 * Shock and Awe: Both Furano and resurrected Midori use electrically charged weapons.
 * Skeletons in The Coat Closet: Igor's armour.
 * Soundtrack Dissonance
 * Sword Sparks
 * Tampering With Food and Drink
 * This Is a Drill
 * Troperrific
 * Undead Tax Exemption
 * Unusual Weapon Mounting: The Sumo From Hell which Monami's mother fought in the past is shown having a gun on top of his head.
 * Use Your Head
 * Vampire Hunter
 * Vein-O-Vision
 * Versus Title
 * The Voiceless: Igor.
 * Your Head Asplode
 * Zettai Ryouiki