Beelzebub/Funny

Out of recent Manga, Beelzebub has got to be one of the funniest and downright craziest.

"Furuichi: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!""
 * The very opening line.
 * How Hilda gets accepted into Oga's household. Funny in and of itself but when Arandron decides to do the exact same thing to Furuichi's family...
 * The MK-5 are good at what they do.
 * Beel's cute little rivalry with Aoi's little brother. He takes it incredibly seriously, but nearly always loses. It even funnier with Kouta's smirking at him.
 * Furuichi and the pool incident, which cemented his early status as the crazy strategist. After trying and for once succeeding in looking cool, it seems like he's about to get his ass kicked again. Cue the near-baby-drowning.
 * The sight of Arandron in a GIRL'S school uniform.
 * When
 * Himekawa's appearance once he lets his hair down and loses the sunglasses. It comes out of nowhere, and the guys' reactions make it even better.
 * Now in animated form The bishie sparkle and the fact that the seiyuu uses a calmer, bishi-like voice during the sequence makes it all the more hilarious.
 * During the against St. Ishiyama, Tojo and Oga perform one of the most epic things to ever grace such a game -
 * In the same match  for doing that thing above, because   Which results in Oga using Beel as
 * Oga boasts about learning new, powerful techniques to Miki. Guess what, they're
 * Previously, he and Baby Beel had thrown a tantrum because they wanted to fight someone. Furuichi told him to get up off the floor and act his age, which earned him a punch in the face.

"And, like that, the second son of the Great Demon Lord, Beel-kun, safely conquered the Furuichi house."
 * Baby Beel singing to try and lighten the mood. After Oga demanded that he do it, utterly straight faced.
 * In Chapter 100  Hilarity Ensues.
 * En and his maids  Their foes' reactions are priceless.
 * Furuichi finding out that
 * Demon sword, Arandron!
 * Even funnier the second time in the anime.

" Graphel: "Isn't it done?"
 * Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move....

Oga: "No, not yet! If you don't get it down to normal body temperature... What'll you do if it burns?!""

"Dolls: "Chief! This isn't good, she's not breathing."
 * Chapter 109: Furuichi gets into yet another easily misunderstood situation with Lamia, which leads to . Great reaction faces all around.
 * Chapter 110:
 * Chapter 111: After Beel wakes up, the first thing he thinks to do is to take off his pants.
 * In the next chapter, Oga  instructs Beel   to do something he would normally do. Beel immediately attempts to take off his pants.
 * Pudding. Pudding. Dance. Now animated.
 * And later on
 * Chapter 123: Mr. Takahashi, a perfectly average school teacher, freaking out over the brain-melting quirks of his "class", the Pillar Squad.
 * Also in this chapter a captured Hilda asks Behemoth what he's planning to do with her. He responds, in what is a serious situation, "Well, tits". When telling Hilda that he fired En's wet nurses he tells her that "Right now, the Master is longing for tits". He then asks Hilda that he hopes "You'd become our Master's tits"; to which she drop kicks him in the face with stilettos.
 * Everything about chapter 124. Just hilarity on every page.
 * The possessed Creepy Dolls turn out to be Too Dumb to Live. Note that the Chief used the Forbidden Secret Art on herself.

Lamia: "What I want to know is, do dolls even breathe?"

(Beat)

Dolls: "Now that you mention it, we don't actually need to breathe! Our chief didn't die!"

Chief: "Woah, you're right! I'm... I'm alive!""

"Tojo: "Lemme in, Oga."
 * Furuichi Takayuki, struggling along the rugged road of a true general...
 * And said true general "running like a bitch" earlier.
 * His running like a bitch seems to be developing in a Running Gag.
 * Tojo randomly showing up at Akuma High. It's heavily implied that he helped build the place.
 * He was sleeping in a closet. And none of the demons ever noticed him.
 * Tojo comes in to help with a challenge... Needless to say, it fails.

Oga: "YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I NEED IN THIS SITUATION!"

(One page later...)

Tojo: "I can see the numbers are all demons, as well."

Oga: "Let's do our best! Otherwise, go apologize to the numbers!""

"Quatzlcoatl: *talking about * ...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation."
 * Slightly prior to that:

""This isn't the Hilda I know!""
 * "WOULD YOU FUCKIN' DIE ALREADY" KICK!
 * Poor Zen-sensei trying to explain to Tojo that he fought actual demons. Tojo's utter thick headed nature almost makes you feel sorry for him.
 * Maximum Boiling Point Reached: Tatsumi Oga ran for his life. IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

""Listen well! If someone were to dare to slap you on the left cheek, you'd hit their right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then a launcher, then, while they're in the air, finish them with Wolverine's weapon X combo special. That's the type of woman you are. So don't try to be anything else"."

""We're gonna have fun with this one...""
 * Chapter 142: How to cure When everyone found out...

"Hilda: "Tatsumi, Horsey."
 * Oga knows the secret of easy parenting - passing the annoying parts on someone else

Oga: "Alright. Furichi, Horsey.""

"Oga: "Am I going to die?!"
 * Episode 54, especially when the Demon King visits Human World, nuff said.
 * Episode 55 in its entirety.
 * Kanzaki's epic rock skipping ends badly when he hits a fish.
 * Chapter 146 just keeps getting crazier and crazier, with plenty of slamming against the fourth wall while the characters ask themselves what the hell is going on. Barely anything important manages to happen, but there's comedy gold on every page.
 * Chapter 148: Aiba the child-rearing badass meets Oga the B.O.B. Brawler and Hilarity Ensues.
 * Chapter 149: A new Running Gag in this chapter alone, Tojo appearing whenever someone says words sounding like " ", holding up a box of candy.
 * Tojo tries to trade said candy for Futaba when he sees her in the clutches of another delinquent and mistakes her for a rabbit.
 * And a Genre Savvy Furuichi getting a bad feeling that he's missing out on some "exciting" things because he has diarrhoea.
 * Three of the Red Tails invite Hilda to the baths to give Aoi time with Oga, and the last panel of the chapter is all three of them suffering A Cup Angst.
 * Episode 60: In an anime-only moment, the Demon King decides to amass a huge army so that he can destroy the human world personally, but then quits, as expected from him. The entire army facefaults!
 * Chiyo and Futaba getting into a miniature Cat Fight over who Beel likes more. With dramatic dolphins!
 * Earlier, Natsume and Kanzaki tried to throw Furuichi to the sharks because Furuichi was upset that Natsume was playing the Straight Man instead of him.
 * The class trip picture in chapter 155: Furuichi tries to get in.
 * The Demon King's letter to Hilda about the toy car he's sent Beel. He rambles on about bingo before getting a peanut stuck in his nose.
 * Also this exchange after Beel and Oga are separated by more than 15 metres.

Hilda:"Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?"

Oga: "IT'S NOT FINE!""