I Read That As/G-M

G
"Yukiteru: "NO, YUNO! NO!""
 * Gag Penis → Giga Penis (which, ironically, still describes the trope), Gay Penis
 * Gaia's Lament → Gaeta's Lament
 * Gaia's Vengeance → Giygas Vengeance
 * Gainax Ending → Gain The Ax Ending, Gainax Awning
 * Game Breaker → Ganon Breaker
 * Gaol Time → Goal Time, Yaoi Time (MWAHAHAHA!) → Gao Time!
 * Gasai Time


 * (Goofy Time)
 * Gao Time → Gau Time
 * Gaoh Time
 * Goooooaaaaaaal Time!
 * Gaol Time
 * Gary Stu → Gray Sith
 * Gaussian Girl → Russian Girl, Gay Russian Girl, Caucasian Girl
 * tAtu...?
 * Gay Option → Gag Option, Bay Option
 * Brain Bleach required.
 * Gears of War → Geass of War
 * Geek Physiques → Greek Physiques
 * Gender Bender + Genie in a Bottle → Gender In A Bottle
 * Gender Equals Breed → Gender Bender Breed
 * Genre Blindness → Gender Blunderbuss
 * Germans Love David Hasselhoff + Americans Hate Tingle → Americans Miss David Hasselhoff
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar → Getting Crap Past The Reader (although in the cases of Parental Bonuses, and Parental Media Watchdogs...)
 * Ghostly Chill → Ghostly Chili
 * Ghastly Chili
 * Ghostly Churchill
 * Gia Sado → Orgía Sado → Orgasm Sado
 * Giant Enemy Crab -→ > Giant Enemy Cab
 * Giant Enemy Crap
 * Giant Enemy Crabgot
 * Gitaroo Man → Gitarzan
 * Glam of Shazam → Ham Of Shazam
 * Goddamned Bats → God, dam bats!, God Damned Bats
 * God Is Evil → Good is Evil; God, Is He Evil?
 * Godiva Hair → Goodbye Hair → Goodbye, Heir → Golden Diva hair → Go, Diva Hair!
 * The two above → Godiva Evil
 * Godwin's Law → Gadwin's Law → God Wins Law
 * Going Down with the Ship → Going Down With The Strip
 * Going Down With The Snip
 * Going Down With The Snape
 * Going Postal → Going Portal
 * Go-Karting with Bowser → Go Karting With The Browser, Goku Farting With Bowser, Go Parting Housers, Go Charting With Yowsers!.
 * Goku and Vegeta → Doku And Vegeta
 * Gold Fever → God Fever
 * Go Mad from the Revelation → Go Mad From The Revolution
 * Gondor Calls for Aid → Gondor Calls For Acid → Gondor Calls For Acid Ace
 * Gondor Calls For Kool-Aid
 * Gondor Calls For Band-Aids
 * Gondor Calls For Air
 * Condor Calls For Aid
 * Condor Calls for AIDS
 * Gondor Calls for AIDS
 * Grondor Calls For Aid
 * Good Bad Bugs → Good Bad Hugs → Good Had Bugs
 * Good Feels Good → Good Feel Is Good, God I Feel Good
 * Good Girls Avoid Abortion → Good Girls Avoid Abduction
 * Good Is Impotent → God Is Impotent, God Is Important, God Is Omnipotent
 * Good-Looking Privates → Good-Looking Primates
 * Good Old Ways → Good Old Wars
 * Gorn → Garn ("I ask you, sir, what sort of trope is that?")
 * Gore with yarn?
 * Gone Horribly Right → Gone Horribly Aurum (It was on the Recent Edits page for Kid Icarus: Uprising and the word Aurum was right below it)
 * Gory Discretion Shot → Glory Discretion Shot
 * Gossip Evolution → Gossip Evaluation ("Now that's a career I don't wanna take.")
 * Grandia → Gradius. Made worse by both series having two numbered sequels.
 * Grand Unifying Guesses → Grand Unifying Glasses, Grand Unifying Clueless
 * Granola Girl → Gondola Girl
 * Gran Torino → Gran Turismo
 * Grievous Bottley Harm → Grievous Bottled Ham
 * Grievous Body Harm
 * Grievous Harm with a Body → General Grievous Harm With A Body (I can't believe nobody came up with this one)
 * Grievous Ham With A Body
 * Growing the Beard → Growling, the beard .... (insert verb here and continue)
 * Glowing The Beard
 * Growing A Head
 * Gundam Wing → Goddamn Wing
 * Guns Are Worthless → Guys Are Worthless
 * Gurren Lagann → Queen Latifah
 * Guys Are Slobs → Girls Are Slobs
 * Guys Are Slobs → Girls Are Slobs

H

 * Hair Reboot → Hair Robot
 * Hajime no Ippo → Hajime No Hippo
 * Ham-to-Ham Combat → Ham Ham Combat, Arm To Arm Combat
 * Handsome Lech → Handsome Leech, Handsome Blech, Handsome Leek
 * Handsome Bleck
 * Haruka Kanata → Hakuna Matata
 * Kakuna Rattata
 * Harmful to Minors → Harmful to Minions, Harmful to Miners, Harmful to Mirrors
 * Harpo Does Something Funny → Harpo Gives Everybody Cars
 * Haru-Sari → Haruhi Suzumiya-Saru
 * Hate Plague → Hat Plague
 * Hays Morality Code → Hays Mortality Code
 * Hays Konami Code
 * Head-Tiltingly Kinky → Head Tinglingly Kinky, Heedingly Klinkly
 * Head-Tilting Kinklink
 * Head-Tilting Klingklang
 * Heartcatch Pretty Cure → Headscratchers Pretty Cure
 * Heel Face Turn → Hell Face Turn → Heel Farce Turn
 * Heli Critter → Heil Critter
 * Hellish Pupils → Hellish Puppies
 * Heroes → Herpes
 * Hermit Guru → Hermit Guu
 * Heroic BSOD → Heroic BDSM, Heroic BOD, Heroic SOD, Heroic BS, Heroic S.O.B.
 * Heroic Self-Deprecation → Heroic Self-Decapitation
 * Hero Insurance → Hello Insurance, Hero Insecure
 * Hide Your Children → Hide Your Chicken (from Leeroy Jenkins!), Ride Your Children, Hire Your Children (apparently the Child Labor laws have been repealed), Bide You Children
 * Bide You Children → Bride Your Children → Bride your Chicken
 * Hide of Children.
 * Hide Your Gays → Find Your Gays → Hide Your Guys → Find Your Guys → Slide Four Gays → Slide Four Guys
 * Highschool of the Dead → High School Musical Of The Dead → High School Musical Drama
 * High-Speed Missile Dodge → High School Musical Dodge
 * Hikaru no Go → Hikaru No-go
 * Hikaru Don't Go
 * Hikari [[media:hikarinogo 9303.jpg|No Go]]
 * Hikaru Sulu
 * Hikaru Solo
 * Hiroshi Fujioka → Haruhi Fujioka (Obviously a common enough misreading that it's mentioned on the page!)
 * Hoist by His Own Petard → Hoist By His Own Retard
 * Hoist By His Own Picard
 * Moist By His Own Petard
 * Host By His Own Reward
 * Hoist By His Own Leotard
 * Host By His Own Retard
 * Hoist By His Own Peter (which somehow relates to the last one...)
 * Hollywood Dress Code → Hollywood Dress Cute
 * Hollywood Pudgy → Hollywood Pug
 * Home Run Hitter → Home Run Hitler
 * Homestar Runner
 * Homsar Runner
 * Homestar Hitler
 * Rome Run Hitter
 * Home Run Titter
 * Home Run Twitter
 * Homogenous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multinational Ad Campaign → Humongous Multilateral Ad Campaign
 * Horrific Mutilation Ad Campaign
 * Honor Before Reason → Humor Before Reason
 * Horror Before Reason
 * Honor Before Research
 * Honor Below Reason
 * Honor Below Poison
 * Honda Before Reason (No wonder Honda cars have bad reputations as potential "rice rockets.")
 * Hanar Before Reason
 * Horde of Alien Locusts → Head Full Of Alien Locusts, Horde Of Alien LOLcats ("Trying to Communicate - The Sequel"?)
 * Horror Tropes → Horse Tropes, Horror Ropes, Whore Tropes
 * Horsemen of the Apocalypse → Homemade Apocalypse
 * Homemade Apocalypse, just add water!
 * Hot for Teacher → Hot For Netnavi
 * Hot Mom + Idiot Hair → Idiot Mom
 * Improbable Species Compatibility → Hot Skitty On Warlord Action, Hot Skidding On Wailord Action, Hot Skittles On Warlord Action, Hot Griddles On Warlord Action
 * Hot Smithers on Waylon Action. What?
 * Ho Yay + Hitler Ate Sugar → Hitler Yay
 * Humans Are Cthulhu → Humans Ate Cthulhu → Humans Mate Cthulhu
 * Humongous Mecha → Humorous Mecha
 * Hypocritical Humour → Hypothetical Humour
 * Hippocratical Humor
 * Hypothetical Humor → Hypothetical Tumor
 * Hypothetical Homer

I

 * I'm a Humanitarian → I'm A Hungarian
 * I Am Not Spock → I Am Hot Spock
 * Ice Cream Koan → Ice Cream Koran
 * Ice Cream Korean
 * Ice Cream Kuririn
 * Ice Cream Konan
 * Ice Cream Kanon (Uguu
 * Ice Cream Conan
 * Ice Cream Kyon
 * Ice Cream Kururu
 * Ichiban no Tempura → Ichirin no Hana → Ichirin no Hana
 * Idiot Plot → Idiot Pot, I Did It Plot, Indy Plot
 * Idiot Pilot
 * If You Die, I Call Your Stuff → If You Die, I Call You "Stuff" → If You Die, I Call You "Stiff"
 * If You Die, I Call Your Slut
 * IKEA Erotica → Ike Erotica
 * IKEA Emoticon
 * I Kiss Your Foot → I Kiss Your Food → I Kiss You, Fool → I Pity You, Fool
 * "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight → I Know You Are In There Somewhere, Fight!, "I Know You Are In There Somewhere" Fright
 * I Know You Know I Know → I Know Yuuno I Know
 * I Know I Know I Know
 * I Know You Know Yoko Ono
 * Oho You Know Bono Knows Yoko Ono's Uno? Onoes!
 * I Love Nuclear Power → I Love Nuklear Power
 * Image Song → Imagine Song
 * Immortality Immorality → Immortality Immortality
 * Immorality Immortality (either someone's evil deeds being remembered after them, or gaining immortality through doing something evil)
 * Immune to Drugs → Immune To Dogs, Immune To Drones, Immune To Dorks, Immune To Dugs
 * Improbable Antidote → Improbable Anecdote, Impossible Attitude
 * Implacable Man → Inexplicable Man, Inflatable Man
 * Implausible Man
 * Impossible Man
 * Irreplaceable Man
 * Incapable Man
 * Unplaceable Man
 * Inpissable Man
 * Improvised Weapon → Improvised Woman, Improved Weapon, Improvised Wee apron
 * Impossible Weapon
 * Inazuma Eleven → Innsmouth Eleven
 * Incredibly Long Note → Incredibly Long Nose
 * Incredibly Long No
 * Incredibly Brown Note
 * Incorruptible Pure Pureness → Incorrigible Pure Pureness
 * I Need to Go Iron My Dog → I Need To Golron My Dog
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain → Ineffectual Synthetic Villain, In Effect, Some Pathetic Villain
 * Infant Immortality → Infant Immorality
 * Infinite Immortality
 * Informed Equipment → Informed Elephant
 * Inherently Funny Words → Inherently Funny Wounds, Inherently Furry Fandom Words
 * In Name Only → In Nomine Only
 * In Naminé Only
 * Inner Monologue → Inner Mongolia
 * Innocence Virgin On Stupidity → Innocent Virgin ON STUPIDITY!, Stupid Virgin On Stupidity
 * Innocence Verging On Stupidity
 * Insistent Terminology → Instant Terminology → Instant Termination
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons → Instant Awesome Just Add Dreigonix (Come on, I'm not that awesome.)
 * Instant Messenger Pigeon → Instant Messenger Pidgin
 * Instant Murder Pidgeon
 * Instant Messenger Pidgey-on
 * Instant Messiah Pidgin
 * Insistent Terminology Messenger Pidgit
 * Instant Runes → Infant Runes, Instant Prunes, Instant Russian, Inane Runes
 * Insistant Rules
 * Instant Seiza → Instant Seizure, Instant Frieza
 * Insufferable Genius → Insufferable Genie
 * Intangible Man → Intelligible Man, Inelegible Man,Illogical Man
 * Interactive Narrator → Interrupted Narrator, Inactive Narrator, Interactive Warrior
 * Interface Screw → Infantile Screw → Infertile Screw
 * In-Universe Game Clock → In Universe Game Cock
 * Invisible Grid → Invisible Grind
 * I Read That As → I Read That Ass
 * I Read (Present-Tense) That As
 * Tread That As…
 * I'd Bed That Ass
 * I Reed That Ass
 * I Rape That Ass
 * Irresponsible Captain Tylor → Irresponsible Captain Tyrol (also wondered how Chief Tyrol got promoted to Captain), Impossible Captain Taylor, Irresponsible Captain Tylenol
 * Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery → Irradiation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
 * ISophagus → I, Sophagus (instead of "iSophagus"), Sarcophagus
 * I Saw Fags
 * It Has Been an Honor → It Has Been A Horror
 * It's a Wonderful Plot → It's A Wonderful Pilot
 * It's Easy, So It Sucks → It's Easy, Now It Sucks, It's So Easy, It Sucks → I'm So Easy, It Sucks
 * It's Popular, Now It Sucks → It's Pop'n, Now It Sucks
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy → I Want My Beloved Mr. Happy
 * I Was Quite a Looker → I Was Quite A Locker, I Was Quite A Hooker

J

 * Jacob Marley Warning → Bob Marley Warning
 * Jacob Marley Winning → Jacob Marley Whining
 * Jesus and Mo → Jesus and Mio
 * Jiggle Physics → Jiggy Physics
 * Jiggy Psychics
 * JIGGAWATT Physics
 * Jingle All the Way → Jiggle All The Way
 * Joe Quesada → Joe Quesadilla
 * Joker Jury → [[media:jf29.jpg|Joker Fury]]
 * Judge, Jury, and Executioner → Judge Judy and Executioner
 * Juggle Fu → Jiggle Fu, Struggle, Fuu
 * Just in Time → Justin Time
 * Just Intake

K

 * Kaiju Defense Force → Kanji Defense Force
 * Kaleidoscope Eyes → Kaleidoscope Thighs
 * Kansai Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Ascend
 * Kamen Rider Fourze → Kamen Rider Fonzie
 * Katamari Damacy → Calamari Democracy, Calamari Delicacy
 * Katamari Democracy (insert mental images of the President of All Cosmos in a business suit here)
 * Katanas Are Just Better → Kataras Are Just Better, Kantaria Is Just Better
 * Katamaris Are Just Better
 * Kittens Are Just Better
 * Kangaroos Are Just Better
 * Kill It With Cold (on YKTTW) → Kill It With God → Kill It with Cod
 * Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep → Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sheep
 * King of Beasts → King of Breasts
 * Kirbys Epic Yarn → Kirby's Epic Yam
 * King Mook → King Mork and Mindy→ King Monk'
 * Kissing Cousins → Jizzing Cousins, Kissing Cosines
 * Killing Counsins
 * Kissing Discretion Shot → Killing Discretion Shot → Killing Direction Shot
 * Kneel Before Frodo → Kneel Before Frollo
 * Know Your Vines → Know Your Vimes → Know Your Mimes → Know Your Memes
 * K-On! → Kon, Kyon
 * Kukris Are Kool → Yukkuris Are Cool → Kokiris Are Cool
 * Kung Fu-Proof Mook → Kung Fu Proof Monk
 * Kuudere → Cool Deer → Cool, dear!

L

 * Laconic → Lactic Wiki, Baconic Wiki, Lexiconic Wiki, Iaconic Wiki
 * Lady in Red → Lady In Bed, Something In Red
 * Lambda → Lambada → Banana
 * Lame Comeback → Llama Comeback; Lame, Come Back!
 * Lampshade Hanging → Lamplight hanging
 * Landmark of Lore → Landmark Of Love, Landmine Lore, Landmark of Ore, Landmark Of Iova
 * Landmine Lore + Lame, Come Back! (on this page) → Landmine Core
 * Laser-Guided Karma → Laser Guided Katana, Laser Guided Kamina, Laser Guided Katara, Laser Guided Kantaria
 * Laser Guided Kama
 * Laser Guided Kamek
 * Last-Name Basis → Last Name Bases, Last Name Bias, Last Name Badass
 * Last Meme Basis, Last Meme Bias
 * Laughing Mad → Laughing Man
 * Lawful Good → Lawful Dude
 * Lawful Evil → Lawful Ebil.
 * Lawful Stupid → Awful Stupid → Awful Something
 * Lensman Arms Race → Lesbian Arms Race
 * Libation for the Dead → Liberation For The Dead
 * Like Is, Like, a Comma → Life Is Like A Comma
 * Life Is Like A Coma
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma
 * Like You Would Really Do It → Luke Would Really Do It
 * LittleBigPlanet → Little Big Town
 * Load-Bearing Boss → Load Bearing Bras → Load Bearing Bass
 * Locard's Theory → LOLcats Theory, Picard's Theory
 * Lock and Load Montage → Lock And Load Marriage
 * LOLcats → Loliconcats
 * Lolicon → LOL Icon
 * Lonely Rich Kid → Loony Rich Kid
 * Lord British Postulate → Lord British Prostitute
 * Lord British Prostate
 * Road British Postulate
 * Lottery of Doom + Combattler V → V Of Doom
 * Lotus Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine
 * Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Cast Eating Machine → Cat Eating Machine
 * Lotus-Eater Machine → Locust Eating Machine → Lolcat Eating Machine
 * Lovable Traitor → Lovable Translator → Lobster Translator
 * Loves My Alter Ego → Love Is My Alter Ego
 * Loves My Alter Kocker
 * Ludicrous Gibs → Ludicrous Gibbs
 * Luke, I Am Your Father → Look, I Am Your Father
 * Luke Nounverber → Luke November
 * Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor → Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mordor (can anyone say, Best Crossover Ever?)
 * Luke, You Are My Father → Luke You Are Your Father
 * Luminescent Blush → Luminescent Bush
 * Lust, Caution → Lust Cauldron → Lost Cauldron
 * Les Luthiers → Lex Luthors
 * Sex Authors → Sex Aurors
 * Less Lutherans
 * Les Authors
 * Lesbian Luthors
 * Less Lutherans
 * Lysistrata Gambit → Lysistrata Gerbil

M

 * Macademi Wasshoi → Madame Wasabi
 * Madlax → Maglax → Magax
 * Mad Max
 * Mad Love → Man Love
 * Made of Iron → Made Of Iroh (which is probably even more Badass)
 * Made of Plasticine → Made Of Plastic, Made Of Plastique
 * Made of Win → Made Of Wham! → Made of Ham
 * Maechen Period → Maerchen Period; Maedchen Period; Merchandise, Period!
 * Mage in Manhattan → Made In Manhattan, Merge in Manhattan, Mad In Manhattan (Hey, a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle!), Marge In Manhattan
 * What about Maid in Manhattan?
 * Rage In Manhattan (Actually Brooklyn, but...)
 * Mage Mad Hatter
 * Madden Manhattan
 * Manage Manhattan
 * Magi Babble → Magi Bubble, Magic Barbie
 * Magical Girlfriend → Maniacal Girlfriend, Magical Girl's Friend
 * Magic Floppy Disk → Magic Floppy Dick
 * Magnificent Bastard → Magnetic Bastard → Magical Bastard
 * Maiden's Capriccio → Maiden's Cappuccino, Maid's Cappuccino
 * Mail Order Bride → Mai-Otome Zwei, Male Order Bride
 * Mail Order Bribe
 * Nail Order Bride
 * Male Gaze → Mole Gaze
 * Male Gays
 * Mana Meter → Mahna Mahna (Doot doo, doo doo doo.), Millimeter
 * Marimite → Marmite
 * Manime.
 * Mermaid
 * Market-Based Title → Meerkat Based Title (Timon and Pumbaa?) → Meerkat Based Table
 * Married... with Children → Metroid... with Children
 * Marth Debuted in Smash Bros → Mearth Debuted In Smash Bros
 * Math Debuted In Smash Bros
 * Meth De-Butted Smash Bros
 * Martial Arts and Crafts → Martian Arts And Crafts
 * Martial Artist's Crafts (weapons?)
 * Marital Arts and Crafts
 * Martial Pacifist → Marital Pacifist (more kissing, less slapping)
 * Moltar Pacifist (well, he doesnt fight in Coast to Coast)
 * Martian Pacifist
 * Molar Pacifist → Solar Pacifist
 * Moltara Pacifist (wonder where that came from?)
 * Married At Sea → Married To (the) Sea
 * Martian Successor Nadesico → Martian Successor Nabisco
 * Martin Scorsese Nadesico
 * Mary Sue → Bobbie Sue
 * Masahiro Sakurai → Mashimaro Sakurai
 * McLeaned → McLearned
 * Meaningful Name → Meaningful Memetic Mutation
 * Measuring the Marigolds → Masturbating The Marigolds, Measuring The Margolies
 * Media Scrum → Media Scrotum
 * Media Scum → Media Cum
 * Media Krum
 * Mediation Backfire → Meditation Backfire
 * Meet The Kardashians → Meet the Cardassians → Meet Lando Calrissian
 * Mega Neko → Mega Neku
 * Megaton Punch → Megatron Punch
 * Metatron Punch
 * Metatron Punch
 * Megaton Paunch
 * Megaton PAWWWNCH
 * Mega Man Punch
 * Megaton Pinch
 * MegaTen Punch
 * Metaltron Punch (The Dalek hadn't fixed his gun yet...)
 * Men in Hats → Men Without Hats
 * Mental World → Mental Wound → Hentai World
 * Metal World
 * Mentors → Mentos Finger
 * Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch → Mermaid Melody Do Don Pachi
 * Mermaid Melody Pichu Pichu Pitch
 * Metafiction Demanded This Index → Metafiction Damned This Index
 * Mercy Rewarded→ Mercy Reworded, Marcy Rewarded, Mercy Retarded
 * Meta Fic → Metal Fic
 * Metal Slime → Mental Slime, Meal Slime (Indeed. "You are no longer hungry".), Metals Lime
 * Mexican Standoff → Mexican Spin-Off, Mexican Handoff
 * Mexican Hat Off
 * Midnight On The Firing Line → Midnight At The Firing Squad, Midnight On The Fairy Line
 * Mighty Whitey → Mighty Tighty Whitey, Naughty Whitey
 * Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds → Mike Tyson Biter Of Ears
 * Mildly Military → Mildy Military
 * Millard Fillmore → Mallard Fillmore (Actually the name of a comic), Millard Fallmore, Nathan Fillmore
 * Mineral MacGuffin → Minerva McGonagall
 * Minmaxer's Delight → Mixmaster's Delight
 * Wait A Minute, Mixmaster's Delight?
 * Mitadake High → Midlake High → Marmaduke High
 * Mnogo Nukes → Mango Nukes, Manga Nukes
 * Manic Nukes
 * Mnogo Mooks
 * Moe Greene Special → Moe Greene Special
 * Money, Dear Boy → Money Mah Boi
 * Money Fetish → Monkey Fetish
 * Monkey Morality Pose → Monkey Spitting Pose
 * Monster Is a Mommy → Monster Is Your Mom → Your Mom Reads Monster
 * Monster Is A Mummy
 * Mook Chivalry → Mork and Mindy Chivalry, Mook Cavalry
 * The Moorcock Effect → The Moar/ore Cock Effect, The Moon Cop Effect, The Mook Cook Effect, Mork and Mindy's Cock Effect (Rule 34?)
 * I read it as "The Motorcock Effect".
 * Moral Dissonance → Mortal Dissonance, Moral Distance, Moral Dissin' Dance
 * Mordenkainen's Lucubration → Mordenkainen's Lubrication, Harkinian's Lubrication, Mordekaiser's Lubrication
 * Murder Kinky Lubrication (just don't ask)
 * More Dakka → More Darker and Edgier, More Dagga, More Baka, More Dak'kon
 * More Dhaka
 * More Dracula
 * More Maka
 * Most Triumphant Example → Most Triumelephant Example
 * Most Trumpet Example
 * The Contributors' page Morkais Chosen → Mork Is Chosen
 * Motive Misidentification - Movie Misidentification
 * Moviebob → Moe Blob
 * Mulder Moment → Murder Moment, Muddle Moment
 * Muggle Moment
 * Murder, She Wrote → Murder the Whore
 * The Mummy Trilogy → The Hammy Trilogy
 * Same difference.
 * Musical Assassin → Medical Assassin, Musical Assignment
 * My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels → My Lovecraft Is Full Of Eels