Ctrl+Alt+Del/Characters

Ethan
The main character


 * Achey Scars: On Ethan's shoulder and caused by Rory - which has only been mentioned once and never again.
 * Jerkass: when it comes to customers and Rob due to their limited experience or ignorance of videogames.
 * Proud to Be A Geek

Lucas

 * Eerie Pale Skinned Brunette

Lilah

 * Nerd Nanny

Zeke

 * Took a Level In Badass:

Hillary Clinton

 * Big Bad: of Trilagy
 * Expy: of Palpatine

Bubba The Judge

 * Expy: of Jabba The Hutt

The Bounty Lawyer

 * Expy: of Bobba Fett

Jack Thompson

 * Darth Vader Clone