Scott Pilgrim/Funny

The Books
"Todd: The I can dodge this! But he couldn't."
 * Any time Wallace gets drunk and starts yelling.
 * The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:

""Get her Ramona! Get her right in her horsey face!""
 * "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
 * "Ssscottttt~"
 * Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.

"Envy: Stop hiding behind your precious Wallace! Ramona: What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?  Wallace: Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?"
 * And later...

"Crash: I'm Crash, and these are the Boys! Wallace: Is that girl a boy, too? Crash: Yes! (Trasha flips Wallace off.)"
 * What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? About thirty pages of tidal waves.
 * And explosions.
 * Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys which starts with this....

"Crash:This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die." Wallace: Cool, a song for me!"
 * And ends with this....

"Holly: So how hot is the bass player, Joseph? Joseph: He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to."
 * "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
 * "Watch out, Scott! I think that might be Gideon!"
 * "Watch out! It's that one guy!"
 * "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"
 * Joseph's introduction:

"Scott: Well, at least I... something... you... insult...
 * Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
 * Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.
 * Gideon stole the Power of Love! What a dick!
 * What a dick.
 * This:

Ramona: That's not a good comeback, Scott.

Stephen: Actually, that's pretty good for Scott."

"(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field) Knives: scotty ur so hot & sexxy Scott: o hey thanx (Later...) Envy: omigod ur like, such a stud Scott: yeah totes (Then with ) Ramona: babby u lite my fire r u obsessed or what lol"
 * How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain!
 * Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona "YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?"
 * Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
 * Scott and memory cam in volume 6.

"Wallace: Man, you know, I'm really glad everything worked out for you. Scott: Me too. Wallace: ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been seriously screwed if you wanted to stay!  Scott: You bastard.
 * From Volume 4:

Wallace: Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy!"

"Scott: (to Knives) Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL SEX."
 * Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.

"IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU."
 * And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:

"Stephen Stills: ... Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55, they're getting a salad."
 * And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
 * Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
 * Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto...accidentally botching an order.

"Scott: So Joseph: Seriously, get better friends."
 * Followed shortly by the this exchange:

"Scott: Hey, Amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right? Wallace: Yep. Scott: What's the website for that?  Wallace: ...Amazon.ca. Scott: Cool! Thanks!"
 * Volume 1 has this little gem:

"Scott: THAT IS IT! YOU COCKY COCK! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!"
 * Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, for no reason, Scott flips his shit all over Todd.

"Stephen: Joseph!!! Can you record our album? Sex Bob-omb needs to record an album! We need to take it to the next level! You saw us play in volume 3, right? We aren't all that sucky, right???
 * Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.

Joseph: ...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.

Stephen: I Can Live With That!!!"

"Julie: ...You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?""
 * Even funnier when you realize that
 * "LET'S BOTH BE GIRLS!"
 * Scott levels up - "Balls +2"
 * When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,

"And then Honest Ed's imploded."
 * Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious. And to top it off:

"Kim: "Actually, boys, I'm busy. I've got a hot date tonight." Scott: "A hot date with a collage you're doing?" Stephen Stills: "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the Bluenose II?" Kim: "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?" Hilariously awkward pause Scott: "Kim, you're a hell of a catch." Stephen Stills: "You're a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine."
 * CLOSURE!
 * This awesome bit from Volume 3.

Kim: "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes...""

"Knives: But look at your face! I totally grazed you! Ramona: How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
 * Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "Make out!"
 * And there's this Shout-Out:

"Wallace Wells: Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!"
 * This funny bit from Volume 3:

"Scott: I guess Wallace. Wallace: You guess right."
 * "Guess who's drunk!"

"Scott: So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees. Ramona: What? How does that work? Scott: Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would- Ramona: Okay, stop right there."
 * "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
 * The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "The Man" tell them how to read the comic.
 * I BUILT A SWORD INTO ENVY'S DRESS! THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!
 * After Gideon draws the sword:Envy's dress fell off, revealing a sexier dress! Charm Increased!
 * Knives pulling a Dynamic Entry against Envy, only to crash into a wall afterwards due to her momentum.
 * Stephen Stills (22 years old) wants a damn buritto, damn it.
 * Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being flattened by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of absolute bliss on her face.

"Stephen Stills man in black Kim Pine gothic lolita Scott Pilgrim guy in a suit purchased at value village Ramona & Knives: "What the hell are they wearing?""
 * "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!

"Gideon: Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."? Scott: (looks at his shirt) What? (back to Gideon) Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (After Tamara and Stacey)"
 * Gideon's dramatic entrance:

The Game

 * The bass battle with Todd
 * Any time you pick up another player and use them as a weapon.
 * From Nega Scott's Ending...


 * Also, after
 * From Knives' Ending...