The Bank Job

2007 British movie, Very Loosely Based on a True Story, namely the 1971 Baker Street bank robbery. Set in 1971, it stars Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows and Keeley Hawes, along with half the Hey, It's That Guy! actors in Britain.

Basically, MI5 hire a bunch of criminals to rob a safety deposit vault that contains a bunch of compromising pictures of a senior royal (Princess Margaret in the movie, but possibly not her in real life. You can't libel the dead). Things don't exactly adhere to plan -- there's a porn baron and corrupt coppers involved...

Definitely not one for the kiddies.

This film contains examples of: "Vogel: "I wanna tell you something, Mr Shilling, because it'll save time. You see, I have a very jaundiced view of life. From what I see most of it's corrupt, venal and vile. And I'm just saying this so that you'll know that I don't have a better nature to appeal to, or a compassionate streak.""
 * Angry Black Man: Michael X, though he's actually a sociopath who uses black activism as a cover for his criminal activities.
 * Badass Crew: Subverted. At first it appears as if Terry is assembling one of these, as is typical in heist films, but as it turns out some of them aren't very good at their jobs at all.
 * Black and Grey Morality: Almost every character in this movie is morally ambiguous at best and a Complete Monster at worst - Given and the HAM radio operator are really the only two exceptions.
 * Blackmail: All over the place. Leather uses it to get his friends out of trouble after they get in way over their heads, Tim and Martine were planning it from the beginning, and Vogel gets in on the act after Sophie starts blackmailing him.
 * Biggus Dickus: Dave. Played for laughs at first, but.
 * Bittersweet Ending:
 * Boxed Crook: Martine, who agrees to set up the bank heist as a way to get out of a drug charge.
 * The Caper: With a dash of political thriller thrown in.
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: Complete with a bent copper eating beer nuts as he looks on.
 * Come Alone: A variation. Whenever Terry has to rendezvous with someone, he's careful to set it up in such a way that he has the advantage.
 * Complete Monster: Lew Vogel and his minions both qualify big time.

"Vogel: "I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay of this country.""
 * The Convenient Store Next Door: Le Sac, closed for a basement "extension".
 * The Crime Job
 * Death By Sex:
 * Dirty Cop: Take your pick, but mainly Gerald Pyke.
 * Fan Service: a lot of it, much explicit.
 * Lingerie Scene
 * Naughty Nurse Outfit (the porn film)
 * Femme Fatale: Martine.
 * Five-Man Band: The crew that Terry recruits more-or-less fits the pattern:
 * The Hero - Terry
 * The Lancer - Kev
 * The Big Guy - Dave
 * The Smart Guy - Bambas/Guy
 * The Chick - Martine
 * The Sixth Ranger - Eddie
 * Hero Antagonist: The honest cops, particularly Given.
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: A lot.
 * A few from Ashes to Ashes: Alex Drake is Terry's wife Wendy, Jim Keats is Dave, and Evan White is Kevin.
 * Detective Serena Stevens is Martine.
 * Elinor Dashwood from the '08 remake of Sense and Sensibility is Gale Benson.
 * Reverend Whistler from Sharpe's Honour is Lord Mountbatton.
 * Shyanne Holden / Fiona is Ingrid.
 * Hercule Poirot is Soho porn king Vogel.
 * Hostage for Macguffin: When at first Vogel doesn't succeed with Dave, he tries it again with Eddie.
 * Hypocrite - Several of the characters, but Vogel deserves special mention:
 * Hypocrite - Several of the characters, but Vogel deserves special mention:

"(Speaking on walkie-talkie) "No names, Eddie." "Sorry, Dave.""
 * The Infiltration: Gale Benson..
 * Jurisdiction Friction
 * The Load: Almost everyone in the crew screws up at least once during the heist, but Eddie takes the cake.
 * Loads and Loads of Characters
 * Loan Shark: Pinky and Perky.
 * The London Underground
 * MacGuffin: Severeal different ones - the two sets of embarrassing photos, and Vogel's ledger book.
 * Magnificent Bastard: Terry Leather proves to be a surprisingly good one.
 * Malcolm Xerox: Michael X.
 * Moral Event Horizon: Vogel's just one bad guy among a cast of (mostly) bad guys, until he.
 * One Last Job: Terry promises his wife that this will be the score that will set them up for life, and he'll never commit another crime again.
 * Pay Evil Unto Evil:  "This one's for Dave!"
 * Present Day Past: A bit of Stock Footage for Baker Street station has a sign for the Hammersmith and City line, which didn't exist in 1971 -- being a part of the Metropolitan Line.
 * A tube train is also of the wrong stock for the Northern Line in that period.
 * Reformed Criminal: Terry Leather, at first.
 * Saying Too Much


 * Screw the Rules, I Have Money: Lew Vogel.
 * The Seventies - With a heavy dose of lingering The Sixties mixed in (the movie takes place in 1971).
 * Television Geography: Largely averted. The Lloyds Bank branch is placed in its correct location and is still there today.
 * Very Loosely Based on a True Story: Make that very, very loosely. It's true that there was a robbery at the Baker Street branch of Lloyds in 1971, there was a security hold placed on the story silencing the media, and several of the characters were real people (or at least clear fictionalizations of real people). But a lot of the plot elements (and a few major characters) are just conjecture/invention on the part of the filmmakers.
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: Terry Leather is an expert at this.