Arpeggio of Blue Steel -Ars Nova-/Funny

"Takao: *reading* "The captain knows everything about his ship, in order to make his ship do exactly what he wants." To do exactly...what he wants... Gunzou (imagined): Come to me, Takao. Takao: *foghorn* To make me...do exactly what he wants..."
 * Much of the shipping (now with actual ships):
 * Takao reads a children's book about ships like it's a trashy romance.

"Takao: If it's you, Captain, I might not mind...showing you everything...like my engines..."
 * Takao sleeping with a Gunzou body pillow. She blushes and mumbles in her sleep:

"Hyuuga: IONA-NEE-SAMA! *glomp* [...] Since that day a year ago, when you slammed your torpedoes into me, I, the fast battleship Hyuuga, can no longer live without you in my life!"
 * Takao getting beaned on the head by a missile from Hyuuga.
 * Hyuuga's obsession with Iona.