If Bella Were Sane/Funny

List of Funny Moments for the fanfic If Bella Were Sane.


 * "The excuses people make up for incest."
 * "I really better stay away from him. He looks kind of mentally unstable. It'd totally ruin my day to be raped, killed and dumped in a trash can behind a McDonalds somewhere."
 * "He also says that we shouldn't be friends. O-kay, mister bipolar weirdo, fine with me. In fact, I'll help you with that venture by staying the hell away from you as much as possible."
 * "Oh, fucking fuck. Just fan-fucking-tastic."
 * The Take That at Stephenie Meyer.