13 (musical)/Characters

The thirteen 13 year olds of Dan Quayle Junior High:

Evan Goldman

 * Angst: "What's the point? What's the point of anything?!"
 * Brainy Brunette: Nicknamed 'The Brain' by Brett.
 * Fish Out of Water
 * New Transfer Student
 * Weirdness Magnet
 * You Have to Have Jews

Patrice

 * Alliterative Name: According To Word of Allie Trimm, her name is Patrice Parker
 * Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Kendra (Blonde) and Lucy (Brunette).
 * First Girl Wins
 * Girl Next Door
 * Heroes Want Redheads
 * Readheaded Heroine
 * Only One Name: Only One Name in Canon, but Allie Trimm, who played her on Broadway said that her name is Parker. This is the case with a lot of the characters.

Brett

 * Accidental Kiss: With Archie.
 * Betty and Veronica: Archie.
 * Beta Couple: With Lucy.
 * Big Man On Campus
 * Blonde Guys Are Evil
 * Dumb Blonde
 * Heel Face Revolving Door: How he manages to be both the Big Man On Campus and the Jerk Jock..
 * Only One Name
 * Jerk Jock
 * Kidanova
 * Popular Is Dumb
 * Evil All Along

Kendra

 * All Guys Want Cheerleaders
 * Betty and Veronica: Betty.
 * Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Lucy (Brunette) and Patrice (Redhead).
 * Brainless Beauty
 * Clueless Guy Magnet
 * Cloudcuckoolander: A bit of one.
 * Dumb Blonde
 * Fan-Preferred Couple: Kendra/Archie.
 * Only One Name
 * Girls Are Really Scared of Horror Movies
 * Hair of Gold
 * The Cheerleader: The Brainless Beauty variant.
 * The Ditz
 * Oblivious to Love
 * Popular Is Dumb
 * Purity Personified
 * Spoiled Sweet

Lucy

 * Alpha Bitch
 * Beta Couple: With Brett.
 * Brainy Brunette
 * Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: With Kendra (Blonde) and Patrice (Redhead).
 * Betty and Veronica: Veronica.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl
 * Magnificent Bastard
 * The Cheerleader: The mean and vicious variant.
 * Only One Name
 * With Friends Like These...

Archie

 * Abhorrent Admirer: To Kendra.
 * Accidental Kiss
 * Fan-Preferred Couple: Kendra/Archie.
 * First Kiss: With Brett.
 * Jerkass Woobie
 * Only One Name
 * Punny Name and Meaningful Name: Archie Walker.

Eddie

 * Those Two Guys: With Malcolm.
 * Only One Name

Simon

 * Only One Name

Molly

 * Gossipy Hens
 * Only One Name

Cassie

 * Gossipy Hens
 * Only One Name

Charlotte

 * Ensemble Darkhorse
 * Gossipy Hens
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: Hey, it's Cat!
 * Only One Name

Malcom

 * Those Two Guys: With Eddie.
 * Only One Name

Richie

 * Only One Name