The Ugly Barnacle/Quotes

""Once there was an ugly barnacle.""

- The opening line of the story.

""He was so ugly that everyone died.""

- The climax of the story.

""The end.""

- The final line of the story.

""That didn't help at all!""

- Spongebob SquarePants, on The Ugly Barnacle

""A Triumph! A cinematic breakfast snack of some kind! It sure was a movie.""

- Iphobos on The Ugly Barnacle and the Wiki Magic that made this page of pure win, stolen words from Strong Bad

""Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle""

- The introduction to the story, as told in the movie.