Toddlers and Tiaras/YMMV


 * Fridge Horror:
 * At five years old, Carly is developing a split personality. If something isn't done to stop this, just imagine what she'll be like when she's older...
 * Sammi Joe's mother is now divorced because of how her husband was so upset over the insane cost of the pageants. How many other, non-recurring girls may have had to deal with that sort of thing?
 * I'm Taking Her Home With Me: There are some nice, intelligent girls who you feel like kidnapping before their stage moms damage them any further.
 * Straw Man Has a Point: Mackenzie, who has become a bit of a darling of the producers because her huge tantrums bring huge ratings and is the exact epitome of what's wrong with these pageants made a great point when a one-year-old won the grand prize. Yes, a baby that was just carried on and off stage beat everyone else. What did Mackenzie say? "It's just a baby. She didn't even do nothin'" Many viewers agreed.
 * That was Danielle, who was even more of a brat than Makenzie. Still doesn't stop it being wrong that the baby won.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not for Little Girls?