Pee-wee's Big Adventure/Funny

"Pee-Wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred, million, billion, trillion dollars!
 * Pee-Wee's argument with Francis.

Francis: Then you're crazy.

Pee-Wee: I know you are but what am I?

Francis: You're a nerd.

Pee-Wee: I know you are but what am I?

Francis: You're an idiot!

Francis: I know you are but what am I?

Together: I know you are but what am I? IKnowYouAreButWhatAmIIKnowYouAreButWhatAmIIKnowYouAreButWhatAmIIKnowYouAreButWhatAmI...

Pee-Wee: Infinity.

Francis: No, I'm not.

Together: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!

Francis: Oh shut up, Pee-Wee.

Pee-Wee: Why don't you make me?

Francis: Why don't you make me?

Pee-Wee: Because, I don't make monkeys, I just train them.

Francis: Pee-Wee, listen to reason. (Pee-Wee put his hand on his ear to "listen") Come on!

Pee-Wee: Shhhh, I'm listening to reason.

Francis: Pee-Wee!

Pee-Wee: That's my name, don't wear it out."

"Pee-Wee: NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
 * Pee-Wee's friend who owns a magic shop pulls out a big head with an Evil Laugh.

"Pee-Wee: (after locking the bathroom door) Go ahead; scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you! (maniacal laughter)"
 * The bath fight with Francis is hilarious.

"Punk: Hey, man! You're new in this turf. We don't take kindly to strangers around here!
 * Pee-Wee scares some local punks by making an animal sound.

Pee-Wee: GRRROOOWWWWLLL! (the gang runs away)"

"Madam Ruby: Alright, you wanna wear a wet jacket it's alright with Madam Ruby."
 * Still funny later on when Madam Ruby tries to remove his wet jacket and he hisses at her as well, causing her to recoil quickly.

"Pee-wee: Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late! Chip!
 * Pee-Wee throws his hitchhiking thumb away when it didn't work.
 * "Kitty."
 * The hobo won't stop singing.
 * Pee-wee's impatience in the Alamo tour.
 * "I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!"
 * Oh my God, just that whole scene at the biker bar. That still makes me laugh everytime I see it.
 * Pee-Wee cries when he accidentally knocked the motorcycles.
 * When
 * Pee Wee is on the phone in a public phone booth, and needs to convince the person he's talking to that he's in Texas. So, he loudly sings, "The stars at night, are big and bright--" ... and the ENTIRE CROWD walking by on the sidewalk stops, turns, claps four times, and sings "Deep in the heaaaaaart of Texas!" in perfect unison.
 * Also about Texas, after a rodeo, Pee-wee says he doesn't remember anything...but he remembers the Alamo. Everyone around him cheers.
 * The chase through the soundstages and backlots, particularly as "bystanders" get swept up in it.
 * "Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!"

Chip: It looks like a pen.

Pee-wee: Exactly! I bought this pen exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!"

""Arrivederci, baby!""
 * Pee-Wee finally acts against his snake phobia at the burning pet shop.
 * The very first scene, as Pee-Wee pulls to the lead in the Tour De France on his coaster bike in his gray suit and tie - sets the mood for the whole movie.
 * And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted burning WRECK, it looked like this!
 * That look Mickey -who just got out of prison, mid you- gives to Pee Wee while he's disguised in drag is both creepy and hilarious at once.


 * "Paging Mr. Herman..."