Magical Girl Noir Quest/Characters

Kyuubey

 * Cannot Tell a Joke: Kyuubey sometimes cracks jokes, which typically arn't funny. And even if his failure to make funny jokes fails to be funny for the audience, his attempts at humor grant him some character depth.

Chiaki Matsuda

 * The Alcoholic: She forgot what water tasted like!
 * Amnesiac Hero: Well, amnesiac protagonist at least.
 * Guttural Growler: As a side effect of smoking, her voice typically sounds like growling.

Souji

 * Screams Like a Little Girl: Malal described his scream as "almost womanly".

Sayaka

 * Iaijutsu Practitioner: She sometimes carries a sword around named Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie that has a modified gun as a sheath so she can Iaijutsu really fast. On at least one occasion, it's stated that it's difficult and dangerous to use the explosive Iaijutsu function. Another reason she uses Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie is so she doesn't corrupt her soul gem conjuring swords (yeah she could reverse the corruption with a grief seed, but it's not like those things are free).

Kharn
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"[you insinuate] yourself into the sphere of privacy that Malal had learned, long ago, to forget ever enjoying whenever you are around"
 * The Casanova: When she was Warmaster. She had a powerful preference for blondes at that time.
 * Colonel Kilgore: Kharn wanted a war. She thought it would be fun. Also add some history to the city that would be inevitably devastated in the crossfire. She didn’t want one enough to ask her boss. That is until felt she had a good reason too at least. At which point she was chomping at the bit (to be fair, once she had a reason, the war was the means, not the ends).
 * Giver of Lame Names: "Murderface" is a rather strange name, obviously. That said, it fits it's recipient as far as it's aesthetics allow. Girl-A unilaterally summarily executed 21 Eversors of an allied Officio.
 * No Sense of Personal Space:


 * Overly Long Tongue: Kharn has a case of this. She considers it her biggest secret. Malal described Kharn’s tongue as something out of a fetish video.

Faust
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 * Adorable Abomination: She was scary enough that after meeting her, all of Midori's nightmares featured her. However when Midori went into a Witch Barrier with her, Madoka was like a cute scared child. Admittedly a powerful one with a violent hair trigger temper that made Midori (rightly) feel like she had the Sword of Damocles dangling above her. Particularly adorable after Midori glamored her to make her aesthetically less Witchy (you know, normal eyes, fingers instead of claws).
 * Mad God
 * Mood Swinger: Midori had to go through an expedition in a witch barrier. For the duration of the time she spent with Faust there, keeping Faust happy was a constant challenge.
 * To Serve Man: We've seen her eat soul gems. Also there was a time when she got on Chiaki's case for not joining her in on eating.

Misaka
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 * Third Person Person: Maybe Japanese being a 2nd language has something to do with it

Yuma Chitose

 * Dirty Kid: Possibly. While she doesn't openly do sexual things, in a flashback (about a year and a few months before most of the story) her room had a Dakimakura (Presumably of Miracle Midori, a character in a doujinshi that contains pornographic content, but the state of dress and such on the Dakimakura was unspecified) in it, and she read a doujinshi series that has pornographic content. She is also quite young (in PMMM canon she is 6-8 years old, however MGNQ characters tend to be older than their canon counterparts. When she was recruited, about a year and 11 months before most of the story "She is young, younger than [kyuubey's] typical prospect, at the impressionable age where a talking cat would be considered as more of a curiosity rather than a strange abberation of nature (or a horrifying hallucination). Certainly a bit easier to deal with than skeptical teenagers still on the cusp of puberty".

Sabrina

 * Go Mad From the Isolation: It's not entirely clear why she went crazy, not because there isn't any apparent reason, but because there is more than one possible reason. Being in a Silent Room on it's own causes discomfort. It's possible she didn't get much visitors. She mentioned Hearing Voices when the Anti-Magic was turned off, so it's possible Faust may have been exacerbating Sabrina's dilemma whenever she had the chance.
 * Walking Wasteland: Even when she isn't transformed. In fact even being in her Officio's most powerful Silent Room merely dampens the effect and was slowly got destroyed by her presence while she was inside it (although it took over a year for it to degrade to the point it stopped working). The Ninth Officio eventually led it's support and supplied her a Power Limiter as means of improving relations between the Officios.

Wendy

 * Hikikomori: She used to lock herself in her room and play games all day. Eventually her parents got fed up with it and had her sent to a mental institution. Also she's American, not japanese.