Min-Maxing/Quotes

"Black Mage: That plan is stupid, and so is your face. Red Mage: Ah, that is one of the unfortunate drawbacks for those with low charisma."

- 8-Bit Theater

"I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purposes."

- Celia, The Order of the Stick

"Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in Masquerade"

"1000. I will stop referring to the Power Gamer as MinMaximus."

- Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in D&D 3.5

"Obi-Wan: Is this really a first-level character? How did you get such a high Repair rank? R2-D2: I took Short. And Mute. 8 extra skill points. GM: Speaking of which, you should really only be beeping and whistling right now. R2-D2: Don't be stupid; it only applies when I'm talking in character. GM: But you guys never talk in character! {beat} GM: Oh. R2-D2: You are enlightened."

- Darths and Droids

"Forgath: How is it that you can't read? Ever since 3.0, everyone but barbarians can read! Minmax: I traded it for +1 to hit. Forgath: Another +1? What's your to-hit bonus now? Minmax: You don't wanna know."

- Goblins