Alpha Bitch/Quotes

""We're having a party, Charlie Brown, and you're not invited!""

- Violet and Patty, Peanuts

""...And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that.""

- Janis, Mean Girls

""To call Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's VICIOUS! She's a PIT BULL in JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS!""

- Nikki, Dork Diaries

"Emily: You really are a bitch, you know that? Heather: I even I have a t-shirt that says as much. But at least I'm my own bitch instead of just being Ash's sidekick."

- Misfile

"Rumisiel: You realize you're a bitch, right? Cassiel: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah... memories..."

- Misfile

"Melissa: D'you see the look on their faces? Cerise: We didn't even have time to cast an illusion spell to spook 'em! Jacqui: Classic!"

- Eerie Cuties

"Veronica: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch? Heather Duke: Because I can be."

- Heathers

""You see, Jess, because you are so beautiful and perfect, certain people might misconstrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them. Although the things you say are funny, people tend to focus more on their own public humiliation and shame.""

- April, The Hot Chick

""I take it as a rule of nature that all American high schools are ruled by a pack of snobs, led by a supremely confident young woman who is blond, superficial, catty, and ripe for public humiliation. This character is followed by two friends who worship her, and are a little bit shorter. Those schools also contain a group of friends who are not as popular and do not think of themselves as pretty, although they are smarter, funnier and altogether more likable than the catty-pack.""

- Roger Ebert, review of Sleepover

"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me"

- Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me"

"Beatrice: You can't just steal things from me! Mandy: Unfortunately for you, my pig-ugly friend, that is exactly what I can do. In fact, I can do anything I like in this place, anything at all."

- Bully