The Angry Video Game Nerd/Haiku

Plays really bad games From a time that's long since past. Also, drinks and swears. "--User:So We Ate Them"

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck "--Bwburke 94"

"He's gonna take you back to the past to play shi- tty games that suck ass"

- User:Philip The Patsy

"Nostalgia Critic

Angry Video Game Nerd

Epic Fued Ensues"

- User:Philip The Patsy