Big Bully

"A comedy for the kid in all of us."

A writer's triumphant return to his home town turns out to have a very long string attached. As a child, small and timid David Leary grew up in Hastings, Minnesota, where he lived in mortal fear of the school bully, Roscoe Bigger, aka "Fang." Fang loved nothing more than making David's every waking moment a physical and emotional torment. Fortunately for David, his parents moved the family to California not long after David turned the tables on Fang; Fang stole a moon rock from a museum during a field trip and David finked on him, putting Fang on the fast track to reform school.

Years later, David (played as an adult by Rick Moranis) is a successful author, and he has been invited to teach English at the school he attended as a child. David is intrigued to discover that Victoria (Julianne Phillips), the girl he used to have a crush on, is also on the faculty (as the sex ed instructor, no less) and interested in seeing him. But David's happiness is short-lived when he meets the school's shop teacher — none other than Roscoe (Tom Arnold). Fang's stay in a juvenile home shattered his spirit, and he's been a spineless loser ever since; these days, David is the only person still afraid of him. Having someone to intimidate again does Roscoe a world of good; it restores his confidence, lifts his spirits, and even saves his marriage. But it doesn't do much for David, who can't exactly complain to the principal that Fang's picking on him again.


 * Age-Appropriate Angst: David's son Ben is angry and bitter at his dad for his parents divorcing. You might feel sorry for him...
 * Big No: Executed by David when Victoria was about to drink the punch at the school dance, thinking that Roscoe urinated in it because the bully once peed in David's drink when they were kids.
 * Bully Hunter
 * Butt Monkey: David, whether he'd be the timid 10 year old boy or his current 35 year old self.
 * Gold Tooth: Roscoe sports one. It even gives off a twinkle.
 * Groin Attack: David gets hit in the crotch with the see-saw by Roscoe after
 * Jerkass: Ben.
 * Mood Whiplash: The climax. First, it's funny, then it becomes dark.
 * Oh Crap: David's expression on the poster.
 * Pyromaniac: Played for Laughs. One of David's childhood friends, who loved starting fires, grows up to be a firefighter. Who stares intently at the flame from his lighter when he lights a cigarette.
 * Sadist Film
 * Schoolyard Bully All Grown Up: Roscoe.
 * Villain with Good Publicity: Being that Roscoe taught shop class for 13 years, he can get away with bullying David.
 * Villain with Good Publicity: Being that Roscoe taught shop class for 13 years, he can get away with bullying David.