The Parole Officer

The Parole Officer was a 2001 film starring Steve Coogan as Simon Garden, a clumsy, socially-inept parole officer who witnesses a murder. Framed by the murderer, Garden must gather together a mismatched band of ex-criminals in order to recover the security tape that would both clear his name and indict the real killer.

Critically accepted as So Okay It's Average, it is a rare example of a modern British heist film, involving a convoluted scheme and a deliciously evil bad guy.

Contains examples of:
"Simon Garden: [sheepish] Toughened glass.
 * Actor Allusion: The theatrical poster featured glowing and condemnatory quotes from Coogan's other comedic personas.
 * Acceptable Targets: Parole officers and accountants.
 * Accidental Pervert: Garden is sitting politely on Emma's bed while she gets dressed in the next room. Then her cat pushes the wardrobe mirror around, giving him an enviable view...
 * Bank Robbery: In that they rob a bank, but the caper goes off on a Sunday, avoiding most of the subtropes.
 * Beneath the Mask / Stepford Smiler: Colin claims to love his new job at the (now defunct) Time Computers, but in reality hates it with a virulent passion.
 * British Coppers: Obviously, being based around the life and false accusation of a British parole officer.
 * Caper Crew:
 * The Mastermind: Garden
 * The Hacker: Colin
 * The Gadget Guy: George
 * The Muscle: Jeff
 * The Driver: Kirsty
 * The Legendary Thief: Victor
 * Caper Rationalization: Basically the entire plot. Garden's crime is executed entirely to clear his name and gather the evidence to convict the real killer.
 * Clear My Name: Garden's primary motivation.
 * Computer Virus: A vital aspect of the plan, uploaded via a amateurish-looking porn site.
 * Delayed Reaction: A variant, when the crew are on top of the West Clyde Bank, waiting for Colin's virus to set off every bank alarm in the city. Simon counts down to zero hour - and nothing happens. For about ten seconds.
 * Doubling For Manchester: Set in Manchester, most of the film was shot in Liverpool, forty miles away. Leads to hilarity/rage from locals, since (a) the towns look very different, especially their skylines, and (b) there is a centuries-old rivalry between them.
 * Fun With Acronyms: The George-Operated TimeLock Equalizing Robot or "GOTLER"
 * Gag Penis: On a fetility statue. Apparently, touching the penis grants virility. Of course, it snaps off in Simon's hand.
 * The Great British Copper Capture: Played with hilariously, since Garden is a very pacifistic person and has to be constantly prompted by his "prisoner" to maintain the act.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: A deleted scene would reveal that Simon had once campaigned against the 'unjust' firing of a teacher who turned out to be a paedophile. It was excised for taking Simon's character as an amiable loser a bit too far.
 * Pass the Popcorn: The event that gets Simon caught, he scarfs down a packet of crisps while watching the murder to counteract his hypoglycemia. He chokes, and the plot takes off...
 * Safecracking: Kinda-sorta, in that the gang have to get through the vault door using a code, but there's no stethoscopes or dial-twiddling.
 * Super Window Jump: Hilariously subverted - Simon uses a crossbow to set up a rope-swing, hits the window dead-center - and splats like a bird, falling twenty feet to the floor.

Police Officer: It's a bank!"


 * Vomit Indiscretion Shot
 * Where Do You Think You Are?: Combined with Super Window Jump.