Gaia Online/Funny

"Brennivin: In many activity I am well experienced. Not so much the English."
 * Almost anything Brennivin says, ever:

"Brennivin: Father forbid pastille day when I growing up... I say "Trick and treat!" one time and he turn me to silverwares. Like TEN silverwares. It suck."
 * During the Halloween Event:

"Edmund: No offense, Brennivin, but the less you know, the better. We're dealing with people who don't like loose ends. Brennivin: Nah! The conditioner everday! No loose ends!"
 * Edmund refuses to give Brennivin more information about a dangerous situation for his own good:

"Hey, wanna hear a joke? Knock kno-interrupting cow! No, wait, I always screw that one up."
 * "Ladyhands," a huge, buff mechanic with tiny, delicate, feminine hands.
 * Ian:

"I'm taking a poetry class at the JC. Like, check this out: They say my hair is totally sweet but deep down inside I just want to make people happy and I totally love world peace and baby ducks. I WROTE THAT!"
 * A lot of what Sasha says is pretty hilarious, but her attempt at poetry takes the cake.

Nearly everything Diedrich says that isn't horrifying, and sometimes even then. Like the mini-comic that kicked off the 2K12 Easter Event. "Diedrich: (after being sent flying by a grenade) I am fine! Did you know Grunnies are very hardy? Diedrich: Maybe... maybe it is not possible to die."