Getting Crap Past the Radar

"The stuff they're gettin' away with on kids' shows these days..."

- Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

The practice—usually found in but not limited to comedies—of attempting to sneak some manner of profanity or other forbidden material past the network censors. The trope name is a somewhat milder version of comedian Robin Williams's term for his attempts along these lines while he was on the air in Mork and Mindy; Williams has probably made the greatest (known) effort along these lines in television history, allegedly researching and exhausting several different languages in an attempt to find genuinely dirty words the censors would not recognize, and coming up with sequences that would seem utterly innocent on paper, but which would carry vast quantities of implied prurience—often hilarious—when executed.

He was hardly the first, however. Films have flirted with the line for decades, often through the use of Double Entendre (as demonstrated, for example, by Lauren Bacall's famous line from To Have and Have Not: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."). And, of course, Mae West pretty much made her career out of finding ways to get her bawdy comedy under the censors of Hollywood back in the 1930s and 1940s.

This is where Western Animation shines; there's pages and pages of it. Especially if you include all the people who are just reading too much into things.

If you're not trying to hide it at all, it's Refuge in Audacity. If an author makes fun of their censors directly, it's Think of the Censors. Censor Decoy is when creators deliberately put in something objectionable for censors and editors to catch to distract from the stuff they actually want to put in. Some of these can be brilliant, especially if you saw it when you were a kid and only understood it later. Probably won't be very funny in the case of Get Thee to a Nunnery, in which case Seinfeld Is Unfunny will inevitably follow.

Some specific examples are Hide Your Lesbians, Frothy Mugs of Water, Something Else Also Rises, Head-Tiltingly Kinky, Bowel-Breaking Bricks. Compare Subtext, which may involve this. See also Parental Bonus

'''Anything that makes you go "tee hee hee" is not an example of this trope. If the writers are genuinely and unironically using a word that just happens to sound like something sexual, don't put it as an example. And if it didn't sound dirty then, put it in Have a Gay Old Time.'''

'''Addendum: Not everything remotely obscene said in the media is necessarily an example. If the offending joke/scene is part of the plot or the main focus of the scene, it is probably not a valid use of this trope. And don't add ones for shows that don't really have radars, and hence have nothing to get past (such as South Park, Family Guy and Drawn Together).'''

Mythology & Religion

 * Older Than Feudalism: The Bible has various examples:
 * The Revelation to John is considered by many scholars to be a disguised warning against Rome. Since it was to be read by a Roman audience, it had to get past Rome's censors, so it couched its accusations in crazy imagery. For instance, the Beast was said to have 7 heads, and a later passage said "The seven heads are seven hills" (referring most likely to the seven hills of Rome).
 * The Song of Songs (a.k.a. the Song of Solomon) contains plenty of suggestive sexual imagery couched in a perfectly innocent (cough cough) Hebrew poem.
 * Of particular interest is verse 7:2, in which the groom describes his beloved's navel as "a rounded goblet that never lacks wine". Let's just say that in the original text, the word "navel" probably refers to something a bit lower than your bellybutton.
 * Or, the word navel could simply refer to the womb of a woman with the wine being babies.
 * Throughout the Old Testament, the word "naked" is often used as a polite euphemism for engaging in the sort of activities that would normally require a person to be naked.
 * The Bible is full of veiled references to sex, such as the famous "to 'know'" (have sexual relations with) and "thigh" as a euphemism for "groin".
 * Which leads to the realization that the Israelites swore oaths to someone by grabbing the *cough* family gems.
 * Long story short, The Bible is a lot less wholesome than fundamentalists would like to admit.
 * In The Arabian Nights, one of the stories deals with a merchant who gets a lucky break, allowing him to pretend to be rich. The story describes his wedding night in highly suggestive detail, e.g. "He loaded his cannon, lit the fuse, and fired the shot."

Print Media
"Steve Thomason: [With Sonic's new sword skills], he'd probably make a good guest fighter in the next Soul Calibur game. Hey, it'd be less absurd than Ivy's... um... "enhancements"."
 * The September 2008 issue of Nintendo Power (The One With... Sonic the Hedgehog on the front) is chock-full of this. First, their review of Fatal Fury 2 refers to "bouncy ninja girl" Mai Shiranui. They also had the guts to show a picture of Walter Peck with the caption, "Yes, it's true. This man has no Wii."
 * And the picture they used to show the Judge from the Ace Attorney games in one issue, they showed him imagining a pair of panties. (It was in the January 2008 Ninja Gaiden DS issue though)
 * But the crowning moment of getting crap past the radar was this, in their Sonic and the Black Knight coverage (9/08 issue, of course).

"The promise of a Lincoln-Douglas-style showdown with the president has been one of Gingrich’s more effective rhetorical flourishes... [but] it’s hard to see how Gingrich’s Master Debater reputation recovers from his poor showings in the debates in Florida."
 * The purchase of the magazine by Future Publishing, in 2008, significantly toned down the radar, as they allow crude humor and sexual references in their magazines. One issue of PC Gamer even used a Precision F-Strike.
 * The issue with the large article on New Super Mario Bros. Wii included the line "Lemmy's bouncing balls won't hurt you, but they will push you away."
 * Even the old Nintendo Power comics had some there - you'll very clearly see that Fara Phoenix wears no undergarments under her pilot suit.
 * This Korean children's book gets 1337 crap past the radar.
 * Someone at Reuters wasn't paying enough attention to the title of this July 2010 sports article
 * In 2011 in Chicago when a blizzard stranded cars on Lake Shore Drive, the Chicago Tribune initially went with the headline, "Bad LSD trip: Who's to blame".
 * A 2012 column by New York Times conservative columnist Ross Douthat snuck this one in:

Tabletop Games
"Ha! Did I ever tell you the story of how I stole the giant’s staff and his twin orbs of power?"
 * In the 2nd-edition days of Dungeons & Dragons, a large number of Forgotten Realms guidebooks (particularly the "Volo's Guides" series of in-universe travelogues) made reference to "festhalls" scattered across the Realms in just about every city and town. And by "festhalls" we mean "brothels".
 * Ed Greenwood himself once actually made a statement to the effect of "TSR won't let us say 'brothel,' so if you see the word 'festhall'..."
 * Made even more blatant by 3rd Edition, when Sharess, goddess of sexual pleasure, also became goddess of festhalls.
 * Races of the Wild mentions that among Raptorans "Age-mates typically marry age-mates of the opposite gender". Since 2 years later WotC went out of their way to veto female players participating in a Reincarnation Romance in Neverwinter Nights 2: Mask of the Betrayer, it's possible this was worded to be about more than ages.
 * In the game Pirates and Plunder, in the rules for port cities, it is explained that when sailors come ashore from the uncultured environment of shipboard, what they most want is to enjoy polite conversation over a cup of tea with a genteel young lady. It then gives a detailed list of the tariffs of the houses providing this service, from your basic cup of tea, up to such pricey luxuries as tea, iced cake, spicy biscuits and extremely refined conversation with two young ladies.
 * The RPG HoL (Human Occupied Landfill) may have been created just to release a supplement titled Buttery WHoLsomeness. Inside contents go straight to Refuge in Vulgarity.
 * In Warhammer there's been a certain iconic image of a Beastman that's appeared in Beastman-related supplements since the Realms of Chaos books...which has a very Refuge in Vulgarity version of "Mary Had A Little Lamb" written on its sword. The pic has lasted through at least seven editions of supplements as the phrase in question is written in the runes of the (in-game Chaos language) Dark Speech, which the editors apparently don't read.
 * The Mutants and Masterminds supplement for comic book fantasy gaming, Warriors and Warlocks, includes a sample character with the following quote.

Textbooks

 * In the Campbell/Reese (6th Edition) Biology textbook, it describes a particular type of breeding, technically referred to as semelparity, from Latin roots. However, the first and easier to remember name it...big-bang reproduction. It gets better.
 * They also say that organisms do not use all the matter they eat, as is evident to anyone who has walked through a cow pasture, making this literal. Then they use the word feces anyway, making it rather redundant.
 * Many biology textbooks mention the four Fs of life: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing and.... Mating.
 * The Cambridge Latin Course has its moments. Any language book that includes the line "ancilla dominum multum delectat." (the slave girl pleases the master very much), can't exactly claim innocence.

Toys
"Executive: So, um, we need a new toy line or something. Developer: How about a series of disembodied pair of legs that have a parrot perched on the pelvis and an eyepatch on the left arse cheek? We could call them Butt Pirates. Executive: Maybe. Any other ideas? Developer: How about Anal Invaders? I can't think of what they'd be, but the name's pretty good, right? Executive: (nods approvingly) Developer: OH! How about a set of plastic rings with fighter jets on them? We could call them Ring Raiders. Executive: Perfect! And we can make it into a cartoon series somehow! Developer: For fuck's sake, Gary, stop agreeing with me. I'm trying to lose my job before Mattel buys us out. Executive: So am I."
 * There was a toy in the late 1980s that consisted of plastic rings with fighter jets on them. It, as well as the cartoon series it spawned, was entitled Ring Raiders. One can just imagine the dialogue that occurred at Matchbox R&D:


 * Jeepers Media spotlights toys that fall under this trope. Some say they're Innocent Innuendo, but I mean, really.
 * Mattel's Cock Ring Earring Magic Ken doll didn't remain on store shelves for very long. No idea why.
 * Some of the earlier outfits made specifically for Barbie dolls included lingerie. This is actually most noticeable by the fact that some of said lingerie resemble evening gowns. And yes, what makes them lingerie are the fact that Barbie is either supposed to wear them under her fancier dresses or sleep in them.
 * A Revoltech model of Toy Story's Woody has a particular swappable head that has been exploited in various ways. It seems that Revoltech figurines have interchangeable parts, which account for some of the riskier gallery entries.
 * One of the early Harry Potter movie tie-in toys was a Nimbus 2000 replica aimed at children in the 8-12 age bracket. This battery-operated gizmo had sound effects and vibration. Somehow, nobody seems to have noticed what they were making until after it was already on store shelves.
 * Two words: vibrating pens. This troper had one when they were a kid, it was about an inch thick, and when turned on, the vibrating motion caused a spiraling motion when used to write. Now that I look back, that was so wrong.

Web Comics
"Patrianna: [reading her note] "Eat a cant"? Queen Beetle: Her "u"s look like "a"s."
 * The Comics I Don't Understand site has an entire page devoted to this. They call it the "Arlo page".
 * Erfworld apparently has a profanity filter built into the physical laws of the universe (causing cusswords to come out as "boop"), but clever phrasing can get the point across anyway.
 * The word "crap" doesn't trigger the profanity filter, making it a literal example of the trope title.
 * And then "Fuck... You!!" at the end of Book 1 isn't a straight example of this trope, but rather a Crowning Moment of Awesome where Parson defies the world/game's mechanics through sheer force of will.
 * PS238 has the school's janitor/super tech genius install a chip in a ranting kid's brain that replaces curse words with random non-curse words, and "entire tirades of profanity with showtunes" "Mostly written by Rogers and Hammerstein" see it to believe it
 * Played with in this Stolen Pixels.
 * One strip of The Non-Adventures of Wonderella has the titular heroine give up her voice.


 * Normally, Carrie from Everyday Heroes doesn't use anything stronger than "Holy cow!"; however, extreme shock will cause her to exclaim "Saint Francis University!!" ... which is her way of saying.
 * In-universe example: Agatha in Girl Genius doesn't realize the implications of some of her lines in The Socket Wench of Prague until she finds out the context for them.

Other
"Matau: These... "urges" of yours... they wouldn't happen to involve me, would they?"
 * In Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave, in the scene where Wallace goes into the yarn shop there is a sign behind the yarn display that reads "Two Balls Per Person".
 * Almost a running gag now - Curse of the Wererabbit includes a similarly-themed Stealth Pun where a cardboard box worn by a naked Wallace is labelled "May contain nuts".
 * A delightful line from the third Bionicle movie that didn't quite make it past the radar (but was still included in the Novelization):

"First Presenter: These guys are masters of the bait and switch. Second Presenter: Master switchers then? First Presenter: And baiters."
 * One of The Nostalgia Chick's images in the slowed-down "Chipmunk Song" is a silhouette of a dragon graphically fucking a car, visible cum and all. The radar in this case being Blip, who probably would not have let that through if they'd noticed.
 * While The Nostalgia Critic does oblige to Blip's guidelines and censors nudity whenever it appears, he still manages to get Duck Tits past the radar.
 * Granted, those were an example of the trope to begin with, since Howard the Duck was only rated PG...
 * Watchdog is a British magazine-format consumer-interest show. In one episode two presenters were investigating a scam. The dialogue went like this


 * In one of the Blue King City of Heroes comics (specifically the first Dread Carnivale), in the there's very clearly (if you know where to look) a woman, dancing entirely naked.
 * Topps' "Wacky Packages" stickers were aimed at child consumers, and had strict limits on the kinds of humor that could be included (there wasn't so much as a fart joke in any of the sticker series). However, the artist managed to sneak a rather ... suggestive image onto the lower-middle of this sticker.
 * This LOLcats.
 * There's a restaurant called Joe's Crab Shack that gives you their t-shirts. The caption on the shirts? "My waitress gave me crabs".
 * The YouTube channel "Ray William Johnson" and his logo, which obviously looks like a simulation of anal sex.
 * The Mark Twain story "The Story of Grandfather's Old Ram" features a narrator who gets so sidetracked he falls asleep before finishing his story. That's fortunate, because the story appears to be about how his grandfather was given the gift of unexpected sex when he bent down to pick up a coin.