Ensemble Darkhorse/Quotes

""It's weird, no matter how many people he kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable""

- Tarquin on Thog, The Order of the Stick

"Strong Bad: [To audience] No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here. Homestar Runner: It's twue."

- Homestar Runner, "First Time Here?"

""Please, look forward... to me, Jeremiah Gottwald!""

- Jeremiah Gottwald, ''Code Geass R2'

""Terrorsaur, Scorponok, we're condemning you to a fiery death cause Waspinator has a bigger fan club.""

- Transformers Wiki

""You know I'll be back, I'm a fan favourite.""

- The Hummel Figurine, Ask That Guy With The Glasses

""I am da Cheese! I am da best character on da show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!""

- Filburt, Rocko's Modern Life trying to invoke the trope in "Wacky Delly"

""So, basically, the hero is this guy. I think it's time we faced that fact.""

- Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000, about Vadinho in Puma Man

"Rower: "So you guys new around here or what?" Naruto: "Oh my god! You are the rower!" Rower: "What?" Naruto: "I'm such a huge fan!" Rower: "Why?" Naruto: "Everything you do is just amazing!" Rower: "No, I... I just row, man.""

- Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show

""Nothing's as important on TV as your likability index.""

- Blaineley, Total Drama World Tour

""I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.""

- Nappa, Dragon Ball Abridged

""Many times, I've wished I had that big machine from the [Oops! All Berries] ad that separates Crunchberries from normal cornmeal spheres. But not for its original purpose -- I don't eat Cap'n Crunch. What I would really like to do is somehow throw NCIS in there and make the entire show about Abby Scuito...Isn't that always the way? Every time I watch a show, I get hooked on one particular character who isn't a main character. ""

- Peter Paltridge, "Oops! All Parker!"

""Um... I thank you for the fan mail, but I haven't really done anything yet... I do like the attention, though...""

- Rhoda, El Goonish Shive Sketchbook

""You're the protagonist. I'm just a cool, handsome foil .""

- Henry, No More Heroes

"Aug 03 20:58:50 * Z-Gryphon considers one of the interesting peculiarities of fandom Aug 03 21:01:17  Many genre fandoms seem to have, as a common feature, one minor character who attracts a disproportionate amount of interest. Someone who doesn't appear very often, or for very long, and yet seems vaguely omnipresent in fan art and fanfic. Aug 03 21:01:33 * Philip-M nods. Aug 03 21:01:37  The canonical example is probably Boba Fett, who has a grand total of about 30 seconds of screen time in two of the Star Wars films, says three things, and dies. Aug 03 21:01:51  and yet is evvvverybloodywhere in the fandom and secondary licensed products. Aug 03 21:02:14  In Avatar fandom it seems to be that girl Zuko went out on a date with while he was hiding out in Ba Sing Se, and who, as far as I can recall, was never seen again. Aug 03 21:02:50  Jin? Yup. Aug 03 21:04:14  Mind you, I'm not coming down on that. I like her too, I'm just not sure why, given that Fire Nation Soldier No. 4 probably got more screen time. :) Aug 03 21:04:42  (then again, Fire Nation Soldier No. 4 is kind of a douche. :)"

- IRC conversation quoted in the Eyrie Productions Unlimited Forums, 15 August 2014