Springtime for Hitler/Quotes

"How did this happen? How did this all work out so well?"

- Saga of Tanya the Evil (Episode 5 of the English Dub)

""If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?""

- Br-ain teaser

""You fail at failing. No, that's not a double negative.""

- Fauxtivational Poster

"Wedge: Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want. Tycho: We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to."

- Rebel Dream

""Things I have learned: Never put anything ugly or stupid into your game. Everyone will want one.""

- Nemo, Puzzle Pirates artist

""I'm so unlucky that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.""

- Rodney Dangerfield

""I can't lose! Even when I want to lose, I can't!""

- Denny Crane, Boston Legal