Nightmare Fetishist/Quotes

"Love is a simple thing, Love is a poison ring, Shiny as a lizard's tongue, Quiet as a man who's hung, Love is so great and grand, Soft as a mummy's hand, Love is the raven's croak, Sweet as the poison oak, Brighter than a coffin nail, Gay as a widow's wail. Love makes an old heart stop. Love is the mating call, When you've sealed him in the wall, Love is a simple thing."

- "Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams Homage verse

"I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels."

- Genius: The Transgression

"Cheryl: Pam, you read me like a poem. Pam: How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you? Cheryl: I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?""

- Archer

"Sgt Donovan: Are these *human* eyes? Sherlock: Put those back! Sgt Donovan: They were in the microwave. Sherlock: It's an experiment."

- Sherlock

"My favorite dreams are nightmares."

- Unknown

"I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck My heart is pumping I'm runnin' for my life I'm scared to death and yet..."

- "I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music

"When I know there's going to be violence involved, I always, always make sure I have a bottle of lubricant and some paper towel on hand."

- Ralph The Inner Serial Killer from That Guy With The Glasses