Dysfunction Junction/Quotes

""Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.""

- Leo Tolstoy

""The only way to keep my family in line would be to bury them in a row.""

- Tarvek, Girl Genius

"We're Light Warriors, damnit. I bet he can't hurt us any worse than we hurt each other every day."

- Thief, Eight Bit Theater

"Lily (crying and hugging young Ned at her doorstep): Something happened!

Vivian: Another something happened?!"

- Pushing Daisies, "Corpsicle"

""It's strange that Evangelion has become such a hit - all the characters are so sick!""

- Hideaki Anno

""Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts.""

- HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic

""These people don't have "issues" so much as they have subscriptions.""

- GG Crono on the Katawa Shoujo forums

""WOW. The insecurity level with you guys is RIDICULOUS!""

- Kevin Sandusky, Tropic Thunder

"Carla: Don't bother with the sob story. I've been here a long time, I've heard it all before. Katie: Really? Because my dad died when I was six. And to cope, my mom drank herself through most of my childhood. No one ever did anything for me. I've had to do it all for myself. Carla: Oh, Katie. Katie: I know. Carla: Heard it! Me? Dead mom. J.D? Dead dad. Elliot? Emotionally abusive parents. Dr. Cox? Emotionally and physically abusive dead parents which he may have killed, no one's sure."

- Scrubs, "My Saving Grace"

""All of the ponies in this town are crazy!""

- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

"Hawkeye: You realize The Avengers are a complete disaster, right? Iron Man is completely unqualified to lead a team like this. Thor is crazy. The Hulk is a bomb waiting to go off! Ant-Man couldn't be less interested in taking down bad guys. And Wasp belongs in the party circuit, not law enforcement."

- Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes, "Masters of Evil"

"Wedge: "[New pilot] Targon comes to us fresh from Fleet Command Academy [...] and unlike the rest of you, he hasn't yet had time to ruin his career or his mind." Janson: "Then he won't do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic.""

- greeting the new pilot in Solo Command

"Ragna: "Alright, just spill it. If you were starving so badly, you wouldn't have the energy to radiate the levels of murderous rage you... are now..." Sena: "Huh? So, you figured me out? What gave me away, I wonder...?" Ragna: "That thing you've got... that's a Nox Nyctores, isn't it? What in the hell are you plotting?"

Sena: "Plotting? You make it sound so... ominous..."

Luna: *discards robe* "ARGH! I can't take this crap anymore! Luna is going to rip this idiot a new one and turn in what's left for that obscenely huge bounty!"

Ragna: "Dear god, why me?! Why do I always seem to attract the who's who of mental illness?!""

- Platinum vs Ragna, Blaz Blue: Continuum Shift Arcade Mode