Highschool DxD/Funny

"Koneko: I have no words to suit this scene."
 * Anime episode 3. That is all.
 * Episode 4 had Freed's For real? face when Ise promotes himself to Rook.
 * Anime Episode 7/Light Novel Volume 3: Issei giving Saji a very firm handshake after he enthusiastically shakes hands with Asia.
 * Issei suffers a Groin Attack during the dodgeball game, and gets treated by Asia's Healing Hands.

"Issei: So... come here often?"
 * And after that Rias says they can't let Issei's death be in vain.
 * Episode 8: To an understandably furious Koneko.
 * Episode 8: To an understandably furious Koneko.

"Azazel: It's heeeeeeerrrreeeee!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
 * Issei accidentally walks in on Asia when she's in the shower and he is the one that Screams Like a Little Girl
 * Episode 9: Asia trying to read from her bible knowing it will cause her terrible pain and doing so anyway, repeatedly.
 * In chapter 2 of Volume one Issei suffers a Rhetorical Question Blunder when he fails to use the magical diagram after being summoned and Rias tells him to travel on foot. He asks "What kind of Devil shows up on a bicycle after being summoned?". Koneko points at him in response.
 * Volume 3.
 * Volume 6, Chapter 2: Vali and Bikou with Ise look at Mil-tan. Their reaction? They think he's a nekomata using senjuutsu to hide his form. Ise's first-person tsukkomis are priceless.
 * Volume 7, Ddraig and Albion crying at the fact that Ddraig is now referred to as the Breast Dragon and Albion being the Butt Dragon.
 * Volume 7 has Ise
 * Volume 8, Ise's Dark and Troubled Past. That is all.
 * Volume 8, Three Hundred Ise short story. ALL OF IT.
 * Volume 8:
 * Volume 9:
 * Three words:
 * Rossweiss
 * Volume 10: You wanna put on a strip show for Issei? Take off your
 * The long awaited confession of
 * Volume 11 shows us what happens when  The kicker? Siegfried makes an Oh Crap face!
 * Siegfreed's Oh Crap was preceeded by Azazel recognizing the conversation as similar to the one Ise had with Tanimin in vol 7. Cue Large Ham.


 * Ophis asks Ddraig if he wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor instead of the Heavenly Dragon Emperor. Cue Ddraig going into another one of his Heroic BSODs.
 * Ddraig needs medicine to calm himself down. One of the most powerful dragons needing medicine just to calm down whenever someone talks about breasts.
 * YMMV on this one but one of the latest short stories involve  In short, All Women Are Doms All Men Are Subs.
 * Volume 12:
 * Ophis
 * Koneko being turned from stoic, to perverted molester, in one of the special episodes.
 * The Ophis short story has a ton of these.
 * Rias asks a question as to what Ophis  Her answer in a deadpan expression: "Great Red's neck."
 * Azazel being a salesman employee
 * Rossweiss fighting against old women just for clothes on sale.
 * Azazel being a salesman employee
 * Rossweiss fighting against old women just for clothes on sale.