No Heroics



A short-lived British comedy series, No Heroics was the first sitcom produced by ITV2 and ran from September to October 2008 for six 20-minute episodes.

The series is set in modern-day Britain, in what the opening describes as "a normal city with one small difference: there are superheroes". They're pretty much common-place, with powers ranging from super strength to controlling monkeys, and since the public knows about them, they just hang out in capes all day. Our main characters themselves are a group of "capes" who meet after work in The Fortress — the pub where superheroes go to unwind and where there are "No Masks, No Powers, No Heroics", hence the title.

Of course, the series parodies a good number of superhero tropes and there's a lot of Genre Savvy and shout outs going on.

"She-Force: You should use your powers for good. Lightkiller: Yeah, yeah, right. So being able to plunge the world into complete darkness is an ideal power for a good guy, right?"
 * Alliterative Name: Maggie Mayhem, Velvet Veil.
 * Badass Cape: Excelsor tries to invoke this with his golden cape.
 * Badass Normal: Notable by their absence.
 * Badass Spaniard: Don/Timebomb.
 * Bad Guy Bar: The Stronghold.
 * Bad Powers, Bad People: Lampshaded by Lightkiller.

"The Hotness: A terrible, terrible waste of human life. Timebomb: A terrible, perfectly avoidable waste of human life."
 * Cape Busters: Anti-cape leagues go around beating up low-powered capes.
 * Chest Insignia: They all have one.
 * Clark Kenting: No one recognizes She-Force when she's Jenny at work, even though she just put a pair of glasses on. Justified, as there are so many superheroes that you'd have a hard time figuring out who's who anyway.
 * Comes Great Responsibility: Played straight for some capes, parodied for most as they fight crimes to be famous and get money from goodies.
 * Dating Catwoman: She-Force considers dating one of her former foes, Lightkiller.
 * Dating What Daddy Hates: Sarah asks Alex to pretend they're dating again because she knows her dad hates him.
 * Everything Sounds Sexier in French: The Hotness tries to invoke this during one of his date.
 * Eye Beams: Part of Excelsor's powers.
 * Fail O'Suckyname: Ladytrouble. People keep making fun of The Hotness, too.
 * Fan Dumb: In-universe, when She-Force and Electroclash go meet the fanclub of their old superheroine team.
 * Fantastic Racism: Some normal people hate superheroes and create anti-cape leagues.
 * Form-Fitting Wardrobe: Almost all the capes wear tight spandex, including out of shape men.
 * Good Powers, Bad People: Invoked with Excelsor, who has all of Superman's powers but is a major Jerkass.
 * Heroic Sacrifice: Parodied with the death of :

"Timebomb: At least you got to break somebody's arm. I miss that. She-Force: Oh, Don, I know you do. That's why you're taking time off."
 * Hot Amazon: She-Force.
 * Hurricane of Puns: Pretty much everything in the pub is a pun on superhero series: Shazamstel, V for Vodka, Logan's Rhum, Gin City...
 * Incorruptible Pure Pureness: She-Force.
 * Infant Immortality: Avoided with the mouthy, homophobic young prince.
 * Insult Backfire: Alex's insults always end up like this one way or another.
 * Jerkass: Devlin/Excelsor.
 * Kick the Dog: Devlin, joking about Alex's dead mom.
 * Killed Off for Real:  in the last episode.
 * Local Hangout: The Fortress
 * Malevolent Masked Men: Doomball
 * Maximum Fun Chamber: When Timebomb tortures Doomball.
 * Most Common Superpower: She-Force.
 * Mouthy Kid: The prince whom Timebomb is hired to protect.
 * Mundane Fantastic
 * Mundane Utility: All the time. In the opening, The Hotness uses his superpower to warm up a meal, She-Force uses hers to move a car and get a shopping cart trolley... Electroclash is fond of using her powers to get money and cigarettes for free.
 * Noodle Implements: Subverted when Timebomb tells Doomball he's going to torture Doomball with bite-size potatoes on toothpicks. Cut to the next scene where we're shown that Timebomb wasn't kidding.
 * Nineties Anti-Hero: Parodied with Timebomb, who ends up going to group therapy to try to deal with his attitude.

"Electroclash: Have you seen my costume? It's fucking tiny. Thundermonkey: It's not my fault you dress like a slag."
 * Power Perversion Potential: Excelsor has a whole speech dedicated to how his powers make it impossible for him not to please a woman.
 * Reckless Sidekick: Justified as heroes are assigned troubled sidekicks as part of community service.
 * Secret Identity: She-Force is the only member of the group who even tries to have one. She works as an accountant.
 * Sensual Spandex: Everyone, really.
 * Sidekick: Jackrabbit to Electroclash.
 * Shell-Shocked Veteran: Norse Dave, the barman.
 * Shout-Out: Too many to count, as the people who made the series were real geeks.
 * Smug Super: Excelsor.
 * Soaperizing: Most of the show centers on what happens in The Fortress, with only a few minutes of actual hero action in the whole series.
 * Stripperiffic: Electroclash's costume is tame compared to what comic book heroines wear, but she still gets remarks.

"Electroclash: How long does it take for the monkeys to get there after you've summoned them? Thundermonkey: About two and a half hours."
 * Strange Minds Think Alike: Everyone thinks Alex's beard makes him look like a pedophile.
 * Superpower Lottery
 * Super Strength: She-Force.
 * Super Villain: A lot, including Doomball and Lightkiller.
 * The Cape (trope): The term is used to describe any super in the universe but the only one who'd seem to fit the trope is actually Electroclash's dad, Rampart.
 * The Hero: Subverted with Excelsor who's basically Superman but acts like a complete asshole to everyone in The Fortress.
 * Theme Tune: "Make way for Ladytrouble!"
 * The Stoic: Don/Timebomb.
 * Unfortunate Names: She-Force and Electroclash used to be a team of superheroines called Ladytrouble.
 * Verbal Tic: Fuseboss fuses words. "New friend. Nend."
 * What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: Avoided in most cases, since even capes with the power of photocopy are put to good use. Played straight with Thundermonkey, who can summon monkeys: