I Read That As/A-F

A

 * Absurdity Ascendant -> Absurd Adolescent, Absurd Accent
 * Absurdly Powerful Student Council -> Absurdity Powered Student Council
 * Oddly enough, both are entirely appropriate for Revolutionary Girl Utena.
 * Abusing the Kardashev Scale For Fun and Profit -> Abusing The Kardashian Scale For Fun And Profit -> Abusing The Cardassian Scale For Fun And Profit
 * Accent Adaptation -> Ancient Adaptation, Accident Adaptation
 * Accordion Man -> Accordion Mom
 * Achaea -> Archaea (Trust me, microbiologists will think it's hilarious) -> Archaic
 * Acrofatic-> Afrotastic
 * Acting in the Dark -> Aching In The Dark
 * Actually, I Am Him-> Actually I Ate Him
 * Adam Westing -> Adam Wrestling
 * Adaptation Decay -> Azumanga Daioh (don't ask okay?)
 * Alliteration -> Added Alliterative Apple -> Added Alliterative Nipple
 * Aerith and Bob -> Ardeth And Bob (which, of course, would still qualify as the trope) -> Ardam And Bob
 * Aerosol Flamethrower -> Parasol Flamethrower
 * An Aesop -> An Usopp
 * Agitated Item Stomping -> Agitated Item Shopping
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot -> All Is A Crapshoot
 * AL Is A Crapshoot
 * HAL Is A Crapshoot (which actually fits...)
 * ALF Is A Crapshoot
 * Al Is A Crackpot
 * AI is a crap shot
 * Air Guitar -> Air Gear
 * Air Man Ga Taosenai -> Air Manga Taosenai
 * Ai Yori Aoshi -> Ai Aori Yoshi
 * Ai Aori Boshi
 * Ai Yaoi Yoshi
 * Ai Yuri Aoshi (considering there's only one guy in the main cast, necessary in order to Pair the Spares)
 * Alas, Poor Villain -> Alias Poor Villain, Aliens, Poor Village
 * Aliens in Cardiff -> Aliens in Cardigans
 * Aliens Steal Cattle -> Aliens Steal Cable
 * The Alcatraz -> The Azkaban
 * All Cavemen Were Neanderthals -> All Cavemen Were Netherlands
 * Allen Ginsberg -> Alien Ginsberg -> Asian Ginseng
 * All Gays Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Pomegranates
 * All Girls Like Ponies -> All Girls Like Panties, All Girls like Penis -> All Guys Like Penis -> AI Guys Like Penis
 * All Monks Know Kung Fu -> All Monkeys Know Kung-Fu
 * All-Natural Snake Oil -> All Natural Snakes on a Plane (The window was minimized at the time)
 * All The Tropes -> All The Tripe
 * Alluring Anglerfish -> Always Doodling (I was scrolling past really quickly)
 * Aloof Ally -> Aloof Alley
 * Alloy Ally
 * Aloof Alloy (er, apathetic metal?)
 * Alter Kocker -> Altar Knocker -> After K(n)ocker (On this very page.), Alter Knacker (Old Geezer in German (logically, given that the initial trope name is in a language that is essentially German+ Hebrew))
 * Altar Knocker -> Altaïr Knocker
 * Ambiguously Gay -> Amphibiously Gay (makes sense in the context of the story I'm writing - no wonder I misread it this way)
 * Ambitiously Gay
 * Anonymously Gay
 * Economocally Gay
 * Ambiguously Gray
 * Ancestral Weapon -> Incestual Weapon
 * Ancient Grome -> Ancient Gnome
 * Ancient Tradition + Angry Eyebrows (one right under another on the same page) -> Ancient Eyebrows or Angry Tradition
 * And I Must Scream -> And I Must Starscream
 * And I Must Cream
 * And Now for Someone Completely Different -> And Now For Something Completely Different
 * Angel Unaware -> Angel Underwear -> Angle Underwear -> Argyle Underwear
 * Angry Birds-> Angry Nerds
 * Angry Eyebrows -> Angry Elbows, Angry Embryo
 * Animals Hate Him -> Animals Ate Him
 * Animation Bump -> Animation Burp
 * Animation Hump
 * The Contributors' page Anonymous Mc Cartney Fan -> Anonymous McCarthy Fan
 * Which this troper just read as Anonymous McCarthy Fail.
 * Anti-Hero -> Ant Hero
 * Anti-Poopsocking -> Anti Pop (and) Locking
 * Anti Poop Smoking -> Anti Poop Smocking
 * Anti Poop Stocking
 * Something to do with the first episode of Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt?
 * Anti Poop Sticking
 * Anti Poop Popping
 * Anti Poop Sacking
 * Antiquated Linguistics -> Liquidated Antiseptics
 * Applied Phlebotinum -> Applied Phletibonum (or even Applied Pletibonum)
 * I still keep pronouncing it "phlebotinium". Hey, "-inium" is a common suffix for elements in fiction, and Phlebotinum is a fictional element...
 * Same here, I didn't even notice the spelling until it was pointed out.
 * And I called it Plotonium (and still have problems with the spelling).
 * I still keep trying to read it Applied Phlebotnium.
 * My mind immediately thought it was "Applied Phlebotanium", and now I can't change it because, quite frankly, it sounds better.
 * Applied Plutonium
 * Apple Phlebotinum
 * Applejack Phlebotinum
 * Arc Welding -> Arc Wedding
 * Arc Wielding
 * Armchair Psychology -> Armhair Psychology, Armchair Physiology
 * Armed with Canon -> Armed With Kanon
 * Armed With Conan
 * Amoral Attorney -> Ace Attorney
 * Armor Is Useless -> Amor Is Useless
 * Arrogant Kung Fu Guy -> Arrogant Kung Fu Gay -> Ancient Kung Fu Gay
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking -> Arson Murder And Gay-Bashing
 * Arses, Murder and Jaywalking
 * Arsonmurder and Jaywalking
 * Ares, Murder, and Yaywalking
 * Arthur Dent -> Harvey Dent
 * Art Shift -> Art Shirt
 * Art * bleep*
 * Ascended Fanboy -> Ascended Farm Boy (hey, it's happened before!)
 * Ashcan Copy -> Aschen Copy, Ashman Copy, Ashokan Copy
 * Ash Can Copy
 * Trashcan Kicking (got mixed with the one below...)
 * Afghan Carny
 * Aslan Copy
 * Ashen Copy
 * Trashcan Copy
 * Asian Copy
 * Ass in Ambassador -> Assassin Ambassador, Assassinate Albus Dumbledore
 * Asskicking Pose -> Ass Kicking Polka
 * Ass Kicking Posse
 * Ass Kicking Prose
 * Ass Licking Pose (Ew!)
 * AshKicking Poké
 * AshLicking Poké
 * Audience Surrogate -> Audience Stargate
 * Audit Threat -> Audi Threat
 * Author's Saving Throw -> Arthur's Saving Throw
 * Award Snub -> Award Stub
 * Awkward Snub
 * Award Snob
 * Away in a Manger -> Always A Manager, Away Into A Manager
 * Axis Powers Hetalia -> Axis Powers Genitalia (ewwww!), Axis Powers Hentai
 * Axis Prowers Hetalia
 * Austin Powers Hetalia
 * Azumanga Daioh -> American D'oh, Amazanga Diaoh
 * Azumanga Day-O!

B

 * Babies Make Everything Better → Boobies Make Everything Better
 * Backed by the Pentagon → Backed By The Penguin
 * Back for the Dead → Black for the Dead
 * Back Stab → Black Saab
 * Black Slab
 * Back Slab
 * Badass Arm-Fold → Badass, I'm Told
 * Badass Boast → Bass Boast → Bass Boost → Bass Boat
 * Bad Ass Boost
 * Badass Beard → Badass Bread
 * Badass Creed → Badass Green
 * Badass in a Nice Suit → Badass Butt Shot
 * Badass Longcoat → Badass Longcat, Badass Browncoat, Badass LOLcat, Badass Longboat, Bad Ass-Longcoat
 * Although Longcat is quite a badass in his own right.
 * Badass Normal → Badass Norm → Badass Narm
 * Badass Nergal
 * Badass Namgar
 * Bad Bad Acting → Bad Bed Acting
 * Bad Guy Bar → Bad Gay Bar
 * Bad Gay Dar (on this very page.)
 * Bad Guy Bear
 * Bald Guy Bar
 * Bad Guy Gar
 * Bag of Spilling → Bag Of Spelling, Bag O'Filling, Bag of Filling
 * Bait and Switch Credits → Bait And Switch Gender
 * Baka → Baca
 * Bakemonogatari → Bakamonogatari (for all your Idiot Plot needs!)
 * Bald Black Leader Guy → Bald Black Leather Guy. * shudder*
 * Bad Back Leader Guy
 * Bald of Evil → Bad of Evil
 * Balls of Evil (Villain Ball?)
 * Balkanize Me → Vulcanize Me
 * Ballroom Blitz → Ballroom Blintz
 * Boss Rush Blitz
 * Bandage Babe → Bondage Babe
 * Well, actually....
 * Barack Obama → Barack Alabama, Baraka Obama
 * Barefoot Cartoon Animal → Barefoot Gen Funny Animals (probably would be a form of Sugar Apocalypse where it starts out cutesy and then the bomb hits and the cute little animals die in a gory manner like the people in the movie do)
 * Bare-Fisted Monk → Bare Chested Mork (Go figure...), Bare Fisted Monkey
 * Bash Brothers → Brash Brothers
 * Battle Couple → Battle Corpse
 * Battleship Potemkin → Battleship Pokémon ("Bullet Seed on A-3!" "You sunk my Axew!")
 * Beam Me Up, Scotty → Beat Me Up, Scotty!
 * Beard of Evil → Bread Of Evil (Aha-aha-aha.) → Bard Of Evil → Bald of Evil
 * Beard of Sorrow → Bread Of Sorrow
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished → Beauty Is Never Tragic (really?), Beauty Is Never Translated
 * Becoming the Boast → Becoming The Beast
 * Beef Bandage → Beef Bondage
 * Beige Prose → Beige Posse (they'd be some sort of Gang of Hats perhaps)
 * Benign Prose
 * Beign Prose
 * Begin Prose
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension → Belligerent Bisexual Tension, Intelligent Sexual Tension
 * Ben Drowned → Dan Browned
 * Berserk Button → Jerk Butt
 * Beta Couple → Best Couple
 * Better Than Canon → Better Than Kanon (Uguu~...), Better Than A Cannon (Two cannons?), Better Than Canned (Evil?), Better than Conan
 * Between the Lions → Between The Loins
 * Beware the Nice Ones → Beware The Young Ones (Good advice, actually.), Beware the Norse ones. (Also good advice.)
 * Biblical Bad Guy → Biblical Bald Guy
 * Big Bad → Big Bard-→Big Beard
 * Big Bad Duumvirate → Big Bad Dumb Pirate
 * Big Bad Doom Virus
 * Big Boo's Haunt → Big Boobs Hunt
 * Big Boobs Hurt
 * Big Finish → Big Finnish, Big Fish
 * Big Good → Big God
 * Big No → Big Yes
 * Bill Nye the Science Guy → Bill, Ninja Science Guy
 * Billy Needs an Organ → Billy Needs An Orgasm
 * Billy Needs An Orphan
 * Bully Needs An Orphan
 * Bully Kneads An Orphan
 * Bizarre Baby Boom → Bizarre Baby Room
 * Black and Gray Morality → Black and Blue Morality
 * Black Butler → Black Butter, Back Flutter
 * Black Fluttershy
 * BLAM Episode → Blame Episode
 * FLAM Episode
 * Blasphemous Boast → Blasphemous Beast
 * Bleach → Blech!
 * Beach Episode
 * Breach
 * Bitch
 * Brain Bleach
 * Blessed Are the Cheesemakers → Blessed Are The Chessmasters
 * Blessed Are The Believers
 * Blessed Are The Cheesemasters (Hey, I'm really tired and hungry!)
 * Blessed Are The Cheerleaders
 * Blessed Are The Chest Bursters
 * Blind Idiot Translation → Blonde Idiot Translation
 * Blond Guys Are Evil‎ → Bond Guys Are Evil‎
 * Blood+ → Blood Pus
 * Bluff the Impostor → Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Impostor
 * Body Language + Wham! Line → Body Line
 * Bolt of Divine Retribution → Bolt Of Bovine Retribution, Bond of Divine Retribution
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists → Bomb Throwing Antichrists → Bone Throbbing Anarchists → Bone Throwing Anarchists (oww!)
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Promotion to Parent → Bomb Throwing Parents
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Bond Creatures → Bond Throwing Anarchists
 * Bond Creatures → Blond Creatures → Blood Creatures
 * Bond One-Liner → One Line Boner
 * Boned One Liner
 * Bond On Line
 * Blond On Line
 * Bold One Liner
 * Bold Online
 * Blonde One Liner
 * Broad One Liner
 * Bored Online
 * Boring but Practical → Boring But Political
 * Bowel-Breaking Bricks → Bowel-Breaking Buicks (Ouch.)
 * Towel-Breaking Bricks (interesting...) → Towel-Breaking Buicks
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick → Bread Eggs Milk Squid Ink → Bread Eggs Milk Squidee
 * Breasts Egg Milk Squick
 * Break the Haughty → Break The Naughty
 * Break The Naughty, ver. 2
 * Brian Blessed → BRAIN BLESSED
 * BRAIN BLAST
 * Bring My Brown Pants - Burning My Brown Pants
 * Bring In My Pants
 * Bring Down My Pants
 * Bling My Brown Pants
 * Wearing My Brown Pants
 * Brewing My Own Pants
 * Brewing My Own Paints
 * Bring Out Your Gay Dead → Bring Out Your Gay Dad, Bring Out Your Gay
 * Bling Out Your Gay Dead
 * Britain Is Only London → Britain Is The Only Option
 * Britain Is On London
 * Britcom → Bitcoin
 * Broke Episode - Bloke Episode
 * Brake Episode
 * Black Episode
 * Brokeback Mountain (alright, WTF?!)
 * Broken Base → Broken Vase
 * Broken Bridge → Broke Bridge (probably because tolls aren't enough to pay for maintenance)
 * Trolls? No, wait...
 * Broken Boobs → Broken Booze
 * Broomstick Quarterstaff → Boomstick Quarterstaff
 * Bruce Wayne Held Hostage → Bruce Willis Held Hostage
 * Bullshot → Bullshit
 * Busman's Holiday → Bushman´s holiday →Batman's Holiday, Bassman's Holiday, Bustman's Holiday, Bush's Holiday
 * Batman's Holiday → Bartman's Holiday
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer → Mega Man The Vampire Slayer
 * Bullethole Door → Butthole Door
 * Butthole Doctor
 * Bullets Do Not Work That Way → Bullets Do Nothing
 * Bullet Time → Ballet Time, Bullitt Time, Bukkit Time
 * Bulilit Time
 * Butch Lesbian → Butch Librarian

C

 * The Call Knows Where You Live → Montel Knows Where You Live → Montreal Knows Where You Live
 * The Cat Knows Where You Live
 * Camera Abuse → Camel Abuse
 * Camera Screw → Screw Canada (sorry, Canada)
 * And I read that as Who's Canada?
 * Camera Crew
 * Can-Crushing Cranium -> Cranium-Crushing Can
 * Canon → Cannon (Fire!)
 * Canon Fodder → Cannon Folder (How do you fold a cannon?)
 * Can't Argue with Elves → Can't Argue With Elvis, Can't Argue Without Elves, Can't Agree With Elves
 * Cats Argue With Cats → Cars Argue With Cats (just now)
 * Cats Argue With CATS
 * Captain Obvious → Captain Oblivious
 * Captain Omnivore
 * Capulet Counterpart → Catapult Counterpart
 * Cardfight!! Vanguard → Catfight Vanguard
 * Cartwright Curse → Cartman Curse (TV Tropes killed Kenny! Those bastards!)
 * ...And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarry"...
 * And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarky".
 * Catwright Curse
 * Awright Curse
 * Cartwright Nurse
 * Catfight Curse
 * Cast from Hit Points → Castform Hit Points
 * Catapult Nightmare → Catapult's Nightmare (how can a catapult have nightmares?)
 * Caterpillar's Nightmare
 * Catch Phrase → Catphrase
 * Catchphrase Interruptus → Catchphrase Internetus
 * Catch Phrase to the Max → Catch Phrase To The Moon
 * Cerberus Daily News → Cerebus Daily News
 * Cerebus Syndrome → Cerberus Syndrome
 * Chainsaw Good → Chainsaw God → Chensaw Good
 * Chen Saw Good → Chen Saw God
 * Chaotic Evil + City of Canals → Chaotic Anal (Scrolling down at hyper speed)
 * Chaotic Good → Chaotic God.
 * Character Filibuster → Chestbuster → Ghostbuster
 * Because of the trope below, Chekov's Filibuster.
 * Character Shilling
 * Character Shitting
 * Chekhov's Gunman → Chekhov's Ganon (next to Ret Canon on recent changes), Chekov's Gundam
 * Chess with Death → Cheese with Death
 * Chessmaster → Chest Master
 * And I just read THAT as Chest Monster.
 * Chest Blaster
 * Chest Burster
 * Chess Motifs → Chest Motifs
 * Cress Motifs
 * Or better yet, Cress Motifs
 * Chill of Undeath → Child of Undeath
 * Chuck Norris → Chuck Morris
 * Chupacabra → [[media:chupa chups sm 4318.jpg|Chubachups]] (You really don't want to suck on the those.)
 * City of Canals → City Of Cannibals (And I made that page!)
 * City Of Cannabis
 * City Of Anal
 * City Of Canada
 * Clannad → SCANTILY CLAD
 * The Clan → The Cilan
 * Classy Cat Burglar - Glassy Cat Burglar, Gassy Cat Burglar
 * Classy Cat Burger
 * Cheezburger?
 * Cliff Hanger → Cliffjumper
 * Cloning Blues → Cloning Blue
 * Clothing Damage → Cloning Damage
 * Clues to The Conspiracy → Clumsy for the Spiracy
 * Code Geass → Code Geese (I dare you to make the obvious example.)
 * Tall Geese. ^_^
 * TOOOOO EASY!
 * I'd make the obvious joke, but we don't have a page for The Harlem Globetrotters...
 * Colony Drop → Colon Drop
 * Colony Doppler
 * Colony Wars
 * Combat Clairvoyance → Combat Cleavage
 * Combat Pragmatist → Combat Protagonist
 * Combat Tentacles → Combat Testicles (as in Pom Poko?)
 * Comically Missing the Point → Comically Hissing The Point
 * Comically Missing The Pants
 * Comically Small Bribe → Comically Small Bride → Cosmically Small Bride
 * Comically Small Bible
 * Com Mons → Con Moms
 * Con Doms
 * Commedia Dell Arte Troupe → Commedia Dell Arte Trope, Comedic Hell Artie Toupe, Ctrl+Alt+Del Trope
 * The Complainer Is Always Wrong → The Cosplayer Is Always Wrong, The Complainer Is always Wrung, The Computer Is Always Wrong
 * Conservation of Ninjutsu → Conversation of Ninjutsu
 * Conversion of Ninjutsu
 * Construct Additional Pylons → Construct Additional Cylons
 * Construct Additional Pythons
 * Construct Additional Pyrrhons
 * Consulting Mister Puppet → Consenting Mister Puppet → Continuing Miser Puppet
 * Continuing Is Painful → Continuity Is Painful
 * Continuous Decompression → Contagious Depression
 * Convection, Schmonvection → Convention Schmonvention
 * Convection, Schmonvection + Conveniently-Common Kink → Convenient Schink → Convenient Shank → Convenient Shark
 * Conveniently-Common Kink → Conveniently Common Kirk
 * Convenient Questing → Convenient Questioning, Convent Questing
 * Convenient Quisling
 * Conversational Troping → Conventional Troping, Conversational Dropping, Conversational Groping, Controversial Troping
 * Corner Gas → Code Geass, Coroner Gas
 * Courtly Love → Courtney Love, Country Love → Country Matters
 * Courtroom Antic → Courtroom Adric
 * Courtroom Antique
 * Covers Always Lie → Covens Always Lie
 * Coverts Always Lie
 * Cowboy Cop → Cowboy Bebop
 * Cowboy Bob
 * Critical Research Failure → Critical Rorschach Failure
 * Crotch Grab Sex Check → Crotch Grab Sex Change
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome → Drowning Moment of Awesome
 * Crying Moment of Awesome
 * Crowing Moment of Awesome
 * Crowning Movement of Awesome
 * Crowning Moment Of Wossname
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning
 * Crowning Moment Of Awesome Other → Crowning Moment Of Awesome Offer (Offer Void in Nebraska)
 * Crowning Moment Of Some Other
 * Crowning Moment of Something or Other
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome Otters
 * Crowning Moment of Some Otter
 * Crowning Music of Awesome → Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowing Music of Awesome
 * Cut and Paste Suburb → Cut And Paste Sburb (it was in the "Related To..." page on Homestuck)
 * Cute Little Fangs → Cute Little Fags
 * Cutting Off the Branches + Three-Way Sex → Cutting Off Sex
 * Cyanide & Happiness → Calvin and Hobbes
 * Cyber Team in Akihabara → Cyber Team In Alabama
 * That would be an awesome Alternate Continuity.
 * Cyber Team In Avada Kedavra
 * Cyber Team In A Kink Meme Bara Genre → Cyber Team In A Klink Bara

D

 * Dance Battler -> Dance Better
 * Dance Butler
 * Dance Butter
 * Dance Sensation -> Dumb Sensation, Desensitization
 * Dance Dance Revolution
 * Dance in the Vampire Bund -> Dance in the Vampire Band
 * Dandere -> Dan Dare
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy + Evil Brit -> Evil Is Sexy (I was reading up really quickly... )
 * Dangerous Windows -> Dangerous Widows
 * Danmaku -> Damn Aku -> Damn Aku Aku
 * Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma (That's a lot of Akumas, isn't it?!)
 * Daran Norris -> Chuck Norris
 * Dark Action Girl -> Dark Auction Girl
 * Dark Age of Supernames -> Dark Age of Supernannies, Dork Age of Super Names, Dark Age of Supermanes, Dark Age of Supermans
 * Dark Magical Girl -> Dark Magician Girl
 * The Dark Side -> The Dork Side
 * The Dark Mind -> The Dark Mandy
 * Darkskinned Blonde -> Dark Skinned Bond
 * A Day in Her Apron -> A Gay In Her Apron
 * Deadly Lunge -> Deadly Lounge
 * Deadly Lurch
 * Deadly Lunch
 * Deadpan Snarker -> Deadpan Spanker, Deadman Snarker
 * Deadpan Snaker
 * Deadpan Shanker
 * Dustpan Snarker
 * Deadpool Snarker
 * Deadpan Stalker
 * Dead Man Stalker
 * The Dead Rise to Advertise -> The Dead Rise To Adventure
 * Dead Star Walking -> Death Star Walking, Dead Star Walken
 * Death By Pragmatism -> Death By Plagiarism
 * Death By Penguinism
 * Death By Furmanism (but better to fight the Furmanisms and die than live with the knowledge that you ran) -> Death By Furries
 * Death By Paganism
 * Death of a Thousand Cuts -> Death Of A Thousand Cults
 * [[media:cit negima - death of a thousand cats.png|Death Of A Thousand Cats]] -> Dream of a Thousand Cats
 * Darth of a Thousand Cuts
 * Dearth of a Thousand Cuts
 * Decompressed Comic -> Depressed Comic
 * Decomposed Comic
 * Decoy Leader -> Decoy Leather
 * Defied Trope -> Deified Trope -> Defiled Trope -> Garfield Trope (???)
 * Defined Trope
 * Denied Trope
 * Deggans' Rule -> Deegan's Rule
 * Deicide -> Decide
 * Delegation Relay -> Relegation Delay
 * Demon's Souls -> Demon Soda
 * Deployable Cover -> Deplorable Cover
 * Depraved Bisexual -> Depressed Bisexual
 * Depraved Homosexual -> Deprived Homosexual
 * Depraved Homersexual
 * Depraved Kids' Show Host -> Deprived Kids Show Host
 * Descriptively Named Species -> Deceptively Named Species (The Incredibly Deadly Viper?)
 * Destructo-Nookie -> Destructo Noogie, Destructo Cookie, Destructo Wookiee
 * Destructo Mookie
 * Determined Defeatist -> Determined Dentist
 * The Devil Wears Prada -> The Devil Drives a Lada, The Devil Wears Panda Ing To The Base
 * The Devil Weans Panda
 * The Devil Reads Pravda
 * D.Gray-man -> D.Gay-Man (How was this not misread up until now?)
 * Diamonds in the Buff -> Diamonds in The Butt
 * Diamonds In The Bluff
 * Diamonds in The Burp
 * Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat -> Dick Dastardly Stoops To Cheat (same difference) -> Dick Dastardly Poops To Cheat
 * Dick Dastardly Stops The Cheat
 * Dick Dastardly Stops To Shit.
 * Did Not Do the Research -> Do Not Do the Research
 * Die, Chair, Die! - > Die Char Die
 * The Chair, The
 * Der Stuhl, Der
 * Die for Our Ship -> Diet For Our Ship
 * Die For Our Soup
 * Die For Our Shit
 * Difficulty by Region -> Difficulty By Religion -> Difficulty By Pigeon -> Difficulty By Pidgit
 * Dirty Harriet -> Dirty Hamlet, Harriet Jones
 * Discontinuity -> Disc Continuity
 * Diss Continuity (well what do you know, it means the same thing.)
 * Disguise Tropes -> Disgaea Tropes -> Disgrace Tropes
 * Disguised Tropes
 * Disney Animated Canon -> Disney Animated Cannon
 * Disney Animated Cartoon
 * Disposable Fiancé -> Disposable France
 * Disposable Flandre (Noooo! :
 * Disposable Fence
 * Dissimile -> Dismissile
 * 'Dis Smile
 * Dis Missile
 * Does Not Like Spam -> Does Not Like Sperm
 * Doing In the Wizard -> Doin' The Wizard (Never seen THAT dance before), Doing The Wizard
 * Doing It In The Wizard(?!)
 * Doing It To The Wizard
 * Domino Mask -> Dominatrix -> Bellatrix
 * Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off -> Don't Make Me Take My Bra Off
 * Doomed by Canon -> Doomed by Conan, Doomed by Ganon
 * Doomed by Cannon (That sounds painful.)
 * Doomed Moral Victor -> Doomed Mortal Victor
 * (inverted) Doorstep Baby (YKTTW name) -> Door Step Baby -> Doorstop Burby
 * Draco in Leather Pants + Ron the Death Eater ->
 * Dream Within a Dream -> Inception (Just had to. Sorry.)
 * Driven to Suicide -> Does This Look Like a Suicide (duh, probably)
 * Drunken Montage -> Dunkirk Montage
 * Dual-Wielding -> Dual Welding, Dual Wedding
 * Dub Name Change -> Dumb Name Change
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma -> Dude, She's Like, In A Comma!
 * Dummied Out -> Dummies Out
 * Dystopian Edict -> Dystopian Erect

E

 * Eagle Land → England, Eaglelad, Eagerland (which is sometimes accurate), Eggerland, Eggmanland
 * Easy Evangelism → Easy Evangelion (isn't that a contradiction in terms?), Easy Angelism, Easy Vegetarian
 * Easy Sex Change → Easy Key Change, Easy's Exchange
 * Earth's Children → Eats Children
 * Earth Is Children
 * Ernie's Children
 * Earn Your Fun → Eat Your Fun
 * Eat the Evidence → Eat The Audience
 * Edible Ammunition → Eldritch Abomination
 * Edutainment Show → Edutainment Stew
 * Eek! A Mouse! → Eek, A Moose!
 * Eek, A Goose!
 * Ejection Seat → Ejaculation Seat (ewwww!), Erection Seat, Ejection Seed
 * That's in the wrong order. Usually you need the Erection Seat first, then the Ejaculation Seat, then you have to clean up the Ejection Seed.
 * Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors → Elemental Rock Raper Scissors → Elemental Rock Paper Scizors
 * Elements Do Not Work That Way → Elephants Do Not Work That Way
 * Elementals Do Not Work That Way
 * Elites Are More Glamorous → Elders Are More Glamorous
 * Elites Are Dwarves
 * Elites Are More Dangerous
 * Elves Are Glamorous (perhaps...)
 * Elves vs. Dwarves → Elvis Presley Vs Dwarves, Elves Love Dwarves
 * Elvis Loves Dwarves
 * Elephants Vs Dwarves - scrolling down this page after reading Boatmurdered.
 * Empathic Weapon → Emphatic Weapon
 * Enemy Mine → Enemy Mime, Enema Mine, Enemy's Mind
 * Engineered Heroics‎ → Engineered Histrionics‎
 * Epic Hail → Epic Heil.
 * Epic Heil → Epic Hell
 * Epic Fail → Epic Hail, Epic Wail.
 * Erika's New Perfume → Erika's new perfume, Eirika's new perfume, Erika's new perfume, Erika's New Perfume
 * Ermine Cape Effect → Eminem Cape Effect
 * Erotic Eating → Erotic Farting
 * Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas → Even Bald Men Love Their Mamas
 * Eversion → Aversion
 * Every Car Is a Pinto → Every Cat Is A Pinto
 * Every Car Is A Quinto
 * Every Car Is A Piano
 * Everybody Remembers the Stripper → Everybody Remembers This Troper
 * Everyone Remembers This Tripper
 * Everything's Even Worse with Sharks → Everything's Even Worse with Shanks → Everything's Evan with a Shank
 * Everything Is Worse With Shanks → Everything Is Worse With Skanks
 * Everything Is Worse With Shanks
 * Everthings's Worse With Skunks
 * Everything's Better with Chickens + Sickeningly Sweethearts → Everything's Better With Chicken Hearts
 * Everything Trying to Kill You → Everything Trying To Rickroll You
 * Evil Chancellor → Evil Chandelier
 * Evil Is Petty → Evil Is Pretty → Elvis Is Pretty → Elvis Is Presley
 * Evil Is Putty
 * Evil Uncle - Eagle Uncle (okay, this was actually I Said That As, but still)
 * Evil Uncle + trope above = Uncle is Pretty
 * Examples of Myers Briggs Personalities in Stories - Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities In Stores, Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities IN SPACE
 * Exiled From Continuity → Exiled From Community
 * Exotic Equipment → Erotic Equipment
 * Erotic Equius
 * Explosive Decompression → Explosive Depression
 * Expressive Hair → Explosive Hair (Ka-BOOM!)
 * Explosive Heir
 * Eyepatch of Power → Eyecatch Of Power
 * Eyepatch Of The Tiger
 * Eye Scream → Eyes Cream
 * Eyes of Gold → Eyes of God
 * And I read THAT as Eyes Of Cod.
 * Eyes Of COD

F
""Daddy...?""
 * Face Death with Dignity → Fake Death With Dignity
 * Face Death with Diggory
 * Face Full of Alien Wingwong → Face Full Of Alien Wigwams
 * Face Heel Turn → Farce Heel Turn, Face Kneel Turn
 * Face of the Band → The Face Of Boe
 * Face of the Bland
 * Face Of The Bond
 * Facing the Bullets One-Liner → Ferris Bueller's One-Liner
 * Fail O'Suckyname → Fail O'Suckmyname
 * Fainting Seer → Farting Seer
 * Fainting Deer → Farting Deer


 * Fake Band → Fat Bastard
 * Fake Bond
 * Fake Blonde
 * Fake Beard
 * Fake Memories → Fake Mammaries, Fate Memories
 * Falling Chandelier of Doom → Falling Chandler Of Doom → Falling Calendar of Doom, Falling Channel Of Dome, Falling Chandelier Of Rome
 * Family Feud → Family Freud
 * Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
 * Fantastic Racism → Fanatic Racism
 * Fantatic Racism.
 * Fantastic Realism.
 * Fanwork Ban → Fan Wank Ban
 * Fashionable Asymmetry → Fashionable Cemetery, Fashionable Mammary
 * Fashion Victim Villain → Fashion Villain Victim → Fashion Victim Allan
 * Fast Roping → Fast Troping, Fast Rapping
 * Fast Raping
 * Fate Worse Than Death → Fat Worse Than Death
 * Fauxdian Slip → Faustian Slip
 * Fear My Squad → Fear My Squid → Feed My Squid → Feed My Squad
 * Feminine Women Can Cook → Feminist Women Can Cook, Feline Women Can Cook
 * Festival Episode → Facial Episode
 * Fetch Quest → Feltch Quest (Eww... Don't look it up if you value your sanity.), Fetch Guest, Fetish Quest
 * Fetish Fuel → Fetish Sue, Fattish Fuel, Fish Fuel
 * Fetish Fool
 * Fetish Food (We've entered an endless recursion of time.)
 * Fetish, Dood!
 * Fetus Terrible → Fetish Terrible
 * Feuding Families → Freudian Families, Funding Familes
 * Fiction 500 → Friction 500
 * Final First Hug → Financial First Hug
 * Finding a Bra In Your Car → Finding A Brain In Your Car
 * Finding Abra In Your Car
 * Finns With Fearsome Forests → Films With Fearsome Forests
 * Finns With Fearsome Forests → Finns With Fearsome Fists
 * First Church of Mecha → First Church Of Meta
 * A Fish Called Wanda → A Fairy Called Wanda
 * Fishing Minigame → Finishing Minigame → Finishing Mindgame, Fisting Minigame, Flashing Minigame
 * Fix Fic → Fin Fic, Pix Pic
 * Fixin' Fic
 * Flanderization → Flounderization (insert your own "fishy" joke here!), Flanderized nation, Flandreization
 * Flash Gordon → Flesh Gordon
 * Flying Broomstick → Flying Boomstick
 * Foe-Tossing Charge → Foe Tossing Cleavage (family of Vagina Dentata?)
 * Foot Focus → Ford Focus, Foot Fetish
 * Foot Popping → Foot Pooping → Foot Pimping
 * Foreign Money Is Proof of Guilt → Foreign Money Is Proof Of Gilt
 * Freddi Fish → Freddie Fis (Seriously, this is lame!)
 * Freestate Amsterdam → Freema Agyeman
 * Freudian Couch → Freudian Crotch
 * Fridge Brilliance → Fringe Brilliance
 * Fridge Logic → Fringe Logic (not the show, as in "you have to really be reaching to think of this.")
 * Friend to All Children → Friend To All Chicken
 * Fried To Call Chicken
 * Fun with Acronyms → Fun with Anachronisms
 * Funbag Airbag → Furbag Airbag, Funbag Hairbag, Handbag Airbag
 * Fur Against Fang → Fur Against Fag
 * Futari wa Pretty Cure → Futanari Wa Pretty Cure.