The Irate Gamer/Quotes

Captain Obvious quotes
Many of his complaints stem from common "problems" found in many games (granted, some of these are slightly better in context).

""Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit, jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground.""

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

""This would be a hell of a lot easier if these enemies weren't trying to kill me!""

- Predator

""When the blocks start getting close to the top, the music starts speeding up. Now this causes me to get nervous and could mess me up.""

- Tetris

And then there's his really obvious statements:

""If you manage to get past level one, you'll end up on level two.""

- Mission Impossible

""In this game, you play as the main character...""

- Brutal Legend

""You play as different characters, watch cutscenes, and perform new tasks."

- Lego Harry Potter review

""The first thing you see is the Back to the Future logo.""

- Back to The Future

""In this game you play as Indiana Jones.""

- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

""This is the long-awaited third installment in the Marvel vs. Capcom franchise.""

- Marvel vs. Capcom 3

""Now let me preface by saying this game is not intended for kids.""

- God of War 3

""If you're a fan of [insert franchise here] then chances are you'll like this new installment."

Memetic Mutations

 * "Uh, yeah, YA THINK?!"
 * "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!"
 * The Irate Gamer getting visitors during his Monster Party review (both used for "Bores n Doors" videos)
 * "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSCLE?" (MUSCLE)
 * "These games are fustrating as hell!"
 * "After doing some research..."
 * The Genie: "What?"
 * Cousin Joey: "Hey Chris, what are you playing?" [footage of violence/someone insulting Bores]
 * Original footage from Monster Party Review.
 * "Actually, the winner was Joseph...ooh-ee-do, I think that's how you say his name." (DealDash winner video)
 * "Let's face it. Breakfast is ruined."

Department of Redundancy Department Quotes
""Super Mario Bros. 2 is only a one-player game. It's totally different from the original in which you can play two players.""

""Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game.""

- Back to The Future

""Tonight, the Haunted Investigators will investigate the haunted attraction known as... the haunted hydro.""

""So, joining us live to the Irate Gamer Show, connected by via satellite...""

- Zombies Ate My Neighbors

""Then you get to play two back-to-back Van Halen songs played by Van Halen."

- Guitar Hero Van Halen

""Another annoying thing are these annoying eyeball platforms.""

- Ghosts N Goblins

""I'm going to hit up three games [...] so onto the first. First up, Brutal Legend.""

""When somebody asks you for five of the most difficult games on the NES, I guarantee Ghosts 'n Goblins is probably on your Top Five list."

- From the Irate Gamer DVD

""I was actually waiting to play the whole entire time.""

""One person even stated they heard two female women talking to each other...""

- Haunted Investigators The Ritz Theater

""This fresh installment brings back everything you loved about the past installments...""

- Donkey Kong Country Returns

""In this review, we're reviewing Kirbys Epic Yarn.""

""[Fans] who not only wanted me to review this game, but explain my stance on it.""

""Kratos is back in the third God of War game to round out this trilogy.""

""With three fighters fighting on each side, it makes this unique brawler very unique and very enjoyable to play.""

- Marvel vs. Capcom 3

""This is an opened ended series which will span many episodes.""

- From the description of "The History Of Video Games".

"Director: Can you please just read the line please?"

- Aflac Auditions Sketch

""There's a good one. I think we found one, RoboCop. That's a good one.""

""Let's head inside because that's where everyone's headed.""

- E 3 2011: Spider-Man Edge of Time

""Monster Party is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others.""

Other
""Super Mario Bros. 2 is the perfect predecessor to the first Super Mario Bros.""

""To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, toe-jerking, vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!""

- MUSCLE