Nightmare Fetishist/Quotes

"''Love is a simple thing,

Love is a poison ring,

Shiny as a lizard's tongue,

Quiet as a man who's hung,

Love is so great and grand,

Soft as a mummy's hand,

Love is the raven's croak,

Sweet as the poison oak,

Brighter than a coffin nail,

Gay as a widow's wail.

Love makes an old heart stop.

Love is the mating call,

When you've sealed him in the wall,

Love is a simple thing.''"

- "Love is a Simple Thing," Charles Addams Homage verse

"I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? These things worry me sometimes, when I'm not looking at the night sky. So I spend a lot of time looking at the night sky, and not looking at your face and thinking about squirrels."

- Genius: The Transgression

"Cheryl: Pam, you read me like a poem.

Pam: How's that poem gonna read when Cyril finally snaps and murders you?

Cheryl: I dunno, "World's Gushiest Orgasm?""

- Archer

"Sgt Donovan: Are these *human* eyes?

Sherlock: Put those back!

Sgt Donovan: They were in the microwave.

Sherlock: It's an experiment."

- Sherlock

"My favorite dreams are nightmares."

- Unknown

"I like nightmares waking up in a cold cold sweat

I like nightmares making hair stand up on my neck

My heart is pumping

I'm runnin' for my life

I'm scared to death and yet..."

- "I Like Nightmares", from Spooky Music

"When I know there's going to be violence involved, I always, always make sure I have a bottle of lubricant and some paper towel on hand."

- Ralph The Inner Serial Killer from That Guy With the Glasses