Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (film)/Funny

"Violet's mother: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?! Veruca: You could put her in a county fair."
 * Depp-Wonka gets at least one per every major room, and often between rooms.
 * After Violet's demise:

"Grandma Georgina: I think there's someone at the door."
 * After the Elevator ruins Charlie's house by crashing into the roof...

"Wonka: Y'know, I've got...walks into elevator door...to be more careful where I park this thing."
 * After Charlie tells Wonka to make up with his father:


 * Note, this is the second time he walks into the glass doors.

"Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned on in most societies."

"Wonka: It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

"MUMBLER!"

"Mike (on TV): I don't know. I hate chocolate.
 * Mike Teevee's introduction, and Grandpa George flipping out.

George: Well, it's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory then, you ungrateful little bu-"


 * Followed by Charlie's father covering his ears for some time, while George passionately goes on what we can only assume is one hell of a Cluster F-Bomb.
 * The puppet hospital.
 * And, as the impetus for that scene, director Tim Burton burning "It's a Small World" in effigy.
 * The bit where young Wonka is walking past lots of flags like he is traveling the world, but he's just in the flag room of the local museum.
 * When they reach the "Nut Sorting Room", Mr. Salt mentions that he's in the nut business as well and instinctively hands Wonka his business card. Wonka takes it and throws it away without looking at it all in a single motion while Mr. Salt obliviously continues talking.
 * Grandpa Joe tells Charlie about how he was a "much younger man" working in Wonka's candy shop 20 years earlier, when it's shown in a flashback that he looks exactly the same as he currently does.
 * Of course it wasn't that long ago.


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