"Join the Army," They Said/Quotes

"''Oh sergeant, was this the adventure you meant,

When I put my name down on the line?

All your talk of computers, of sunshine and skis,

I'm asking you, sergeant, where's mine?''"

- Billy Connolly

"He said, "Son,

Have you seen the world?

Well, what would you say

If I said that you could?

Just carry this gun, you'll even get paid."

I said, "That sounds pretty good.""

- Hero of War

""'Join the army,' they said!

'See the world,' they said!

I'd rather be sailing.""

- Human Footman, Warcraft II

""I joined the army to see the galaxy, but all I got was eight-hour watches of listening to weird politicians making appointments to-""

- Zavirk, Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice

"Join the army! See the world! Meet interesting people! And shoot them."

- Unknown

"We're in the Army now, We're not behind a plow

We'll never get rich digging a ditch

We're in the Army now."

- Abe Lyemon and the Californians - We're in the Army Now

""'Join the Marines, see the galaxy.' Hell.""

- Marine survivor on Nepmos, Mass Effect 1