Pizza Boy Special Delivery/Quotes

""The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry""

""Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!""

- Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", Cheech and Chong

"Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber, a cable guy or pizza will come to your house."

- a widespread joke