The Spawn of Fashan



The Spawn of Fashan was a tabletop role-playing game created by Kirby Lee Davis in the early 1980s. Only about a dozen copies sold, and the game would've vanished into obscurity had not an April Fool's edition of The Dragon decided to publish a review of it. The reviewers could not tell if the game was supposed to be serious or not.

The game's name appeared many times in the classic "Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins" list as being the favorite game system for The Loonie. There's a reason for this.

If you actually want to see what the game's rules were like, an online review is available on RPG.Net. It's not pretty.


 * Contemptible Cover: A bizarre, blocky artwork, a title in a stock Letraset rub-on character set, and other than the price, everything else on it was added using a typewriter. All this on a thin fawn-colored faux-parchment stock.
 * Fail O'Suckyname: Just about every unique name in the game's setting. The land of "Boosboodle"? Monsters called "maki", "gruf" and "foklom", among others?
 * Giver of Lame Names: Davis. See Fail O'Suckyname, above.
 * Keep Circulating the Tapes: PDFs of the booklet can be found with a simple Google search. Certainly no one in their right mind is ever going to reissue this turkey.
 * Random Number God: Hell, it's an entire War in Heaven of Random Number Gods. It seems like every sentence in the game has its own table to roll on.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: The author had at best a casual relationship with English grammar, usage and spelling.
 * Sequel Hook: Its cover claims that it is "Book One of the Fashan Role-Playing Series". Section IX of the book is a one-page listing of the "Games of Fashan Cooperative" planned release schedule for 1982, but the only further work in the Fashan series promised is a newsletter. (Suffice it to say, it's a one-book series.)
 * The Six Stats: Averted. A Fashan character has the stats Strength, Dexterity, Reflexes, Constitution, Intelligence, Charisma, Courage, Courage, Courage, and Senses. And yes, that's not a typo -- there are three Courage scores; apparently the second and third ones were only used if the character had a special (and undefined) set of combat skills. These numbers then become the basis for upwards of fifty additional calculated statistics.
 * Stealth Parody: One of the suspicions about its origins, though there's no proof either way.
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial: The author goes out of his way to insist he and his rules aren't sexist. Really. Then the rules say that males roll their characteristics "normally", but women have their dice for strength, constitution, and hit points halved, while their dice for charisma are multiplied by 1.5, and they automatically get an undefined ability called "intuition".
 * Word Salad: Parts of the rules are so dense and incomprehensible that they approach this trope.