Jerkass Woobie/Quotes

""You're a bitch, but I love you anyway.""

- Bowling For Soup, The Bitch Song

""I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie.""

- SpongeBob SquarePants, about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."

"Ice King: "Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?" The Cosmic Owl: "Hoooo! You're a sociopath.""

- Adventure Time

""You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time. When you die, I hope they examine your brain to find out why... and I really hope they let me be the one to rip it out.""

- Aubrey, Something*Positive.

"No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man behind blue eyes"

- The Who, Behind Blue Eyes

""Nobody loves me! Why should I love the dog?""

- Mikhail Korovin, Laika

""You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable.""

- Kenny's Will from South Park

""All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.""

- Lucy, Elfen Lied

""The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.""

- Charlie Sheen

"Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me (don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore) Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me (don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore) I'm alone in here / No more feelings Killed my fears / Don't ask you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away, trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul And in the end you're all dead to me..."

- Avenged Sevenfold, Desecrate Through Reverence

""Is it okay if I exist? *silence* .... PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME! ... Nobody cares about me... Everyone can just die.""

- Shinji Ikari, The End of Evangelion

""You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time.""

- Aubrey, Something*Positive