Fan Dumb/Quotes

"This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing."

- Holden MacNeal, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Worst Cosmic Wars ever! I will only see it three more times... today."

- Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons, "Co-Dependent's Day"

"Think of the most vicious, bitchy queen you've ever met. The worst of the fans are much, much worse."

- John Nathan-Turner, Doctor Who producer and Show Runner

"A Trekker is a Star Trek fan, and a Trekkie is someone who insists you call them a Trekker."

- Luke Ski

"The lesson behind this wall of text is: There are two kinds of people who read Warriors: People who like Warriors, and Warriors fans. If you happen to be the former, stay the hell away from any of the latter for the sake of your health."

- A troper, on the Unpleasable Fanbase of Warrior Cats.

"I'm glad you are willing to admit how horrible the characters are. I also thank you for showing how much of a hypocrite you are. I shall continue to hate this video and every FF XIII video in existence. When XIII Versus and XV come out, I'll be there to destroy those games and expose them for what they are too. If you don't like it, go find another series to defend. Because I am more of a fan than you shall ever be. Go cry in a corner now and get into a university, jack-ass."

- YouTube video comment

"But of course the FAN DUMB started arriving..."

- Lester, a character in the Web Comic Housepets, who is a Monomaniac, Purist and Perfectionist about Anime.

"ALWAYS obey the Word of God, or else you become part of the Fan Dumb."

- Warp That Aesop on Misaimed Fandom

"I can't tell you how many times I have visited the Official UT2003 forums and have seen subjects such as "Suggestions for next patch" or "List of necessary changes or the game will DIE!” I find it funny that these self-proclaimed "game developer wonders" think that they know more than the guys that make a living out of this industry."

- Zenny at BeyondUnreal Capture, Be Like Baseball

"It's not the band I hate, it's their fans..."

- "Coax Me" by Sloan

"Anon 1: How does /tg/ feel about the fact that the Augmetic Engine-Plate armour in Hostile Acquisitions almost perfectly matches the description of a Spartan suit from Halo? Anon 1: Quote: "While hardly being designed for agility, engine-plate is extremely resilient, being composed of heavy ceramite-bonded plasteel plating over thick layers of vulcanised rubber and flakweave." Anon 2: brigandine.jpg Anon 2: Gee, it's not like composite armour made of different materials and then layered over one another to increase sum total protection is a new idea, right guys? Anon 1: It's different. A flexible, protective rubber/mesh under heavy steel plates is basically exactly what MC wears. MR. RAGE: ALSO "LITERALLY EVERY SCI-FI SUPERSOLDIER IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS," SO, THERE'S ALSO THAT."

- from a /tg/ thread on 4chan