Stargate (film)/Funny

""I don't suppose the word 'dweeb' means anything to you people...""
 * Daniel, trying to tell the villagers that their food Tastes Like Chicken over the language barrier, actually imitating a chicken. Bawk bawk bawk...
 * Colonel O'Neil trying to use pantomime gestures to ask the kids where Daniel Jackson is, while the kids, not understanding what he's trying to do, instead repeat all the gestures back as a game. To top it all off, when they finally understand him, they show that they know who he's talking about by bawking like chickens.

"Daniel: HELLLLPPP MEEEEE! OHHHHHH!"
 * "He's inviting us to go with him." "How do you know that?" "Because he's *gestures* inviting us to go with him."
 * Daniel, being dragged all over an alien desert by the alien equivalent to a horse.

"Ferretti: Well what are we gonna do!? Kakalsky: ...Cover me. Ferretti: COVER YOU?! KAKALSKY!"
 * Remeber Nabeh, the goofy guy who did the Bawk bawk bawk imitation a little too long? Hard to forget him.
 * It's a little like dark humor but, when Kawalsky, Ferretti and the kids are pinned down. Kawalsky goes off trying to be heroic, and Ferretti is less than pleased.


 * "Hey. How ya doin'?"