The Castle/Funny

"Valuer: ""Has the soil been tested?"
 * When a local council land valuer is sent around to assess the value of the Kerrigans' property:

Darryl: ""Oh yeah. Nothing too serious in there. What do you know about lead?""

"Dennis: "It's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe, and, uh, that's it, it's the vibe...I rest my case.""
 * Dennis Denuto's Courtroom Antics.

"Dale: "We could just chat for hours.""
 * Dale visits Wayne in prison.

"Farouk: "You have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!""
 * Farouk talks about the thug who visited the night before:


 * The catch-phrases and running gags all count, although there are too many to list.
 * The gates. They stole the fucking gates. This troper couldn't stop laughing for a long time.