Cruel and Unusual Death/Quotes

""You could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to fuck with that mack daddy.""

- Bludworth, Final Destination

"When Beyond Birthday committed his third murder, he attempted an experiment. Namely, to see if it were possible for a human being to die of internal hemorrhaging without rupturing any organs. Specifically, he drugged his victim so they fell unconscious, tied them up, and proceeded to beat their left arm thoroughly, being careful not to break the skin. He was hoping to bring about enough hemorrhaging to cause death from loss of blood, but this attempt ended, sadly, in failure. Blood congested in the arm and it turned purplish red beneath the skin, but the victim did not die. He simply shook, convulsed, and remained alive. He had been convinced the blood loss incurred was enough to kill someone, but apparently he had underestimated the matter. As far as Beyond Birthday was concerned, the actual method of murder rated fairly low on the amusement scale, and it was never more than an interesting experiment. It did not particularly matter to him whether it succeeded or not. Beyond Birthday simply shrugged, and took out a knife..."

- Death Note, Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases pg 9 (Leaping over the Moral Event Horizon in the first paragraph)

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"

- Optimus Prime, Revenge of the Fallen

"Know about Bluhm? ...They dragged him into the desert, cut out his tongue, chopped off his manly apparatus and stuffed them where his tongue had been. Then they crucified the poor bugger. Pathologist's opinion is he was still alive when they nailed him up."

- Tim Donohue, The Constant Gardener

"The last guy to whack one of Vasquaz's boys had his mouth filled by a Mauser clip and his gums glued up before they set anothernote to his head."

- Tanner, Driver 2

"Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing my victim’s body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs ‘til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see."

- Kain, Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain

"He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with the guns But I am not an evil man So first let's have a little fun

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw it overboard Drag him underneath the ship A terrifying deadly trip"

- Alestorm, Keelhauled