Star Trek: The Animated Series/Funny

"Em/3/Green: We'll all die here! Spock: A statistical probability. Lara: You ever quote anything beside statistics, Vulcan? Spock: Yes, but philosophy and poetry are not appropriate here."
 * The "KIRK IS A JERK" moment from "The Practical Joker."
 * In the episode "The Jihad", from Spock no less.

"Kirk: How come we always end up like this?
 * "Sometimes, Spock, I wish I'd been a librarian."
 * "Bem". After being captured and caged by the local Lizard Folk:

Spock: I assume that's a rhetorical question, Captain, not requiring an answer.

Kirk: I was just expressing my curiosity at our ability to get into these kinds of situations.

Spock: Fate, Captain, fate..

Kirk: Fate, Spock?

Spock: I believe that's the correct Earth term.

Kirk: Well, why don't you try your, uh, Vulcan Nerve Pinch?

Spock: Captain. I am only a Vulcan. There are limits."