All The Tropes:No Real Life Examples, Please

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 * Green tick.svg Hands-On Approach
 * Green tick.svg Hard Work Montage
 * Green tick.svg Hartman Hips - This is physically impossible in Real Life.
 * Green tick.svg Hazel Eyes - Eye color doesn't have any particular meaning in Real Life.
 * Green tick.svg Head-in-The-Sand Management - Attracts complaining.
 * Green tick.svg The Hedonist - Natter magnet.
 * Green tick.svg Heel Faith Turn - Too controversial to consider someone to have joined "the Light Side."
 * Hell Is That Noise - Too subjective and would take an entire wiki just to list all of the examples.
 * Green tick.svg Hero with an F In Good
 * Green tick.svg Heroic Bastard - One man's hero is another man's villain.
 * Green tick.svg Heroic Comedic Sociopath
 * Green tick.svg Heteronormative Crusader - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Heterosexual Life Partners - Too many to list and may attract Natter.
 * Hiding Behind Religion - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Hidden Buxom
 * Ho Yay - Natter magnet, and we don't want gossip.
 * Green tick.svg Holier Than Thou - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Hollywood Atheist - Real Life atheists aren't written to be stereotypes. There's a Useful Notes page if you’re interested, but this is not to be used to add individual examples.
 * Hollywood Autism - Potential Flame Bait.
 * Green tick.svg Hollywood Global Warming - Real-world climate change takes years, not days, and thus doesn't qualify for this trope.
 * Green tick.svg Hollywood Heart Attack
 * Green tick.svg Hollywood Pudgy - This trope is explicitly about a contrast with real life.
 * Honest Corporate Executive - Would spark a debate where some will prove this trope wrong.
 * Green tick.svg Honor Before Reason
 * Green tick.svg Honor-Related Abuse - Too disturbing and controversial, and other websites already have it covered.
 * Hot Gypsy Woman - Same reason as the other hotness tropes.
 * Hot parents:
 * Hot Dad - Natter magnet.
 * Green tick.svg Hot Mom - Ditto.
 * Honor Before Reason - Attracted arguments over the examples, leading to Natter over what is exactly an honorable decision
 * Humans Are Morons - There are no other sentient species that we can compare humanity to.
 * Green tick.svg Humans Are the Real Monsters - See above.
 * Green tick.svg Humans Kill Wantonly - Ditto.
 * Green tick.svg Hype Backlash
 * Green tick.svg Hypocrite - Flame War magnet, and way, way too universal.

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 * Not done-icon (small).png Lover and Beloved -- This appears to have been marked as wanting no real life examples because somebody was squicked by gays having the same rights as everyone else. Not tagged with the noreallife template. Discussion started to merge the trope with Sexy Mentor because to quote User:Looney Toons, "having one trope split into "gay version" and "straight version" is stupid."

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 * Green tick.svg Rage Quit - Even generalist observations ("this game can cause ragequits") would be far too many examples to list.
 * The Rape Tropes, due to being a controversial and sensitive topic:
 * Green tick.svg Aliens Made Them Do It - Highly offensive and impossible.
 * Green tick.svg All Abusers Are Male - Highly offensive and incorrect.
 * Green tick.svg All Men Are Rapists - Highly offensive and incorrect.
 * Green tick.svg Anal Probing - Offensive, squicky, and impossible.
 * Green tick.svg And Now You Must Marry Me - Too common to list, offensive, and squicky.
 * Green tick.svg Aren't You Going to Ravish Me? - Highly offensive and controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Attempted Rape - We don't want to know. Or spread rumors. Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Bastard Boyfriend - the trope is about how abuse is portrayed, and real life doesn't have a narrator. A person portraying real life abuse as sexy or romantic would not count as an example, and would be highly offensive anyway.
 * Green tick.svg Bastard Girlfriend - same reason as Bastard Boyfriend above.
 * Green tick.svg Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me
 * Green tick.svg Bed Trick - Too much information.
 * Green tick.svg Black Comedy Rape - Real Life is not a comedy fiction, and rape is never funny.
 * Green tick.svg But Liquor Is Quicker - Do we need to know?
 * Green tick.svg Child by Rape - Highly offensive and personal.
 * Green tick.svg Date Rape - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Date Rape Averted - As with Attempted Rape, tell the police, not us.
 * Defiled Forever - Extremely offensive.
 * Green tick.svg Double Standard Rape (Divine on Mortal) - Offensive, and as far as we know, impossible to verify.
 * Green tick.svg Double Standard Rape (Female on Female) - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Double Standard Rape (Female on Male) - Tell the police, not us.
 * Double Standard Rape (Male on Male) - Tell the police, not us.
 * Double Standard Rape (Sci Fi) - Highly offensive, and inherently impossible.
 * Droit du seigneur - Highly offensive, and not verified historically.
 * Green tick.svg Dude, She's Like, in a Coma - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg False Rape Accusation - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Gratuitous Rape - Too controversial.
 * I Have You Now, My Pretty
 * "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It" - Extremely offensive.
 * Marital Rape License - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Medical Rape and Impregnate - Tell the police, not us.
 * Mind Rape - Not even possible in real life.
 * Murderers Are Rapists - Way too controversial.
 * Near-Rape Experience - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Netorare Genre - Highly offensive, and by definition confined to fiction.
 * Green tick.svg Post-Rape Taunt - Tell the police, not us.
 * Prison Rape - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Rape and Revenge - Tell the police, not us.
 * Rape and Switch - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Rape as Backstory - Too common, too personal, and none of our business.
 * Green tick.svg Rape Is the New Dead Parents
 * Green tick.svg Rape as Drama
 * Green tick.svg Rape as Redemption - Highly offensive.
 * Green tick.svg Rape by Proxy - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Rape Discretion Shot
 * Green tick.svg Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil - Highly offensive and controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Rape Leads to Insanity - Way too personal.
 * Green tick.svg Rape, Pillage and Burn - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Romanticized Abuse
 * Green tick.svg Scarpia Ultimatum
 * Green tick.svg The Women Are Safe with Us
 * Green tick.svg You Would Make a Great Model - Tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Raven Hair, Ivory Skin
 * Green tick.svg Reading Your Rights
 * Green tick.svg Reality Ensues - Redundant.
 * Green tick.svg Redheaded Hero - One man's hero is another's villain.
 * Green tick.svg Religion Is Right - Insulting agnosticism.
 * Green tick.svg Religion Is Wrong - Insulting religions.
 * Green tick.svg Religion of Evil - Insulting religions.
 * Green tick.svg Reptiles Are Abhorrent - Some reptiles are dangerous animals, yes, but that doesn't make them malicious beings of evil.
 * Green tick.svg Rescued from the Scrappy Heap - Calling real people The Scrappy, even if you claim that they were only such in the past, is not particularly nice.
 * Green tick.svg Resident Freak
 * Green tick.svg Retired Monster - Flame magnet.
 * Green tick.svg Rich Bitch - Attracts complaining and natter.
 * Green tick.svg Robotic Assembly Lines
 * Green tick.svg Rubber Forehead Aliens
 * Green tick.svg Ruined FOREVER - People can't be Ruined FOREVER in Real Life and it's complaining.
 * Green tick.svg Sassy Black Woman - Would have been filled with unfortunate implications.
 * Scam Religion - Insulting religions.
 * Scapegoat Creator - Flame Bait magnet, Complaining gateway.
 * Green tick.svg Scary Amoral Religion - Again, All The Tropes is not the place for insulting religions.
 * Green tick.svg Scary Black Man
 * The Scrappy - Flame Bait magnet and Complaining. Also, the article is about hated characters, making its existence in Real Life impossible anyway.
 * Screaming Plane Baby - We don't need to hear every example of a crying baby on a plane.
 * Green tick.svg Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!
 * Green tick.svg Seemingly-Profound Fool
 * Green tick.svg Selective Obliviousness - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Sensual Slavs - Stereotyping people is bad, okay?
 * Sex Tropes- Too NSFW for this website, even with its lower level of censorship than TV Tropes. In many cases, a link in the lead section to Wikipedia's page about the same phenomenon should suffice.
 * Above the Influence
 * Green tick.svg Accidental Pornomancer
 * Green tick.svg Adaptational Sexuality
 * Green tick.svg All Gays Are Promiscuous - Demonstrably untrue, and flanderizing gay people isn't cool at all.
 * Green tick.svg All Men Are Perverts - Demonstrably untrue, and flanderizing half the population isn't cool at all, either.
 * Green tick.svg All Women Are Lustful - Demonstrably untrue, and flanderizing the other half of the population isn't cool at all, either.
 * Green tick.svg All Women are Doms, All Men are Subs
 * All Women Are Prudes
 * Green tick.svg Am I Just a Toy to You?
 * Green tick.svg Anatomically-Impossible Sex
 * Green tick.svg The Art of Bra Removal
 * Green tick.svg Asexuality
 * Auto Erotica
 * Bawdy Song
 * Bed Trick
 * Better Than Sex
 * Green tick.svg Bigger Is Better in Bed - Way too much information for the site.
 * Bikini Bar
 * Green tick.svg Boldly Coming
 * Bondage Is Bad
 * Green tick.svg Bow Chicka Wow Wow
 * Green tick.svg Brains and Bondage
 * Green tick.svg Breaking in Old Habits
 * Green tick.svg Brother-Sister Incest - If you must tell somebody, tell the police, not us.
 * But I Would Really Enjoy It
 * But Liquor Is Quicker
 * Green tick.svg But Not Too Bi
 * Green tick.svg But Not Too Gay
 * But You Screw One Goat!
 * Green tick.svg Calling Your Orgasms
 * Can't Have Sex Ever
 * Green tick.svg Cargo Envy
 * Casting Couch
 * Green tick.svg Casual Kink
 * Catholic School Girls Rule
 * Caught with Your Pants Down
 * Code Word Coitus
 * Green tick.svg Coitus Ensues
 * Green tick.svg Coitus Uninterruptus
 * Combat Sadomasochist
 * Green tick.svg Come Back to Bed, Honey
 * Comforting the Widow
 * Comic Sutra
 * Green tick.svg Coming and Going
 * Green tick.svg Compensating for Something
 * Green tick.svg Conveniently-Common Kink
 * Green tick.svg Covert Pervert
 * Green tick.svg A Date with Rosie Palms
 * Green tick.svg Death by Sex (foreshadowing)
 * Delivery Stork
 * Destructo-Nookie
 * Green tick.svg Deus Sex Machina
 * Green tick.svg Did the Earth Move For You, Too?
 * Did They or Didn't They?
 * Green tick.svg Did You Just Have Sex?
 * Green tick.svg Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?
 * Dirty Mind Reading
 * Green tick.svg Do You Want to Copulate?
 * Green tick.svg Dominatrix
 * Green tick.svg Don't Come a-Knockin'
 * Green tick.svg Double Entendre
 * Green tick.svg Dress Hits Floor
 * Elevator Going Down
 * Green tick.svg Entitled to Have You
 * Green tick.svg Erotic Asphyxiation
 * Green tick.svg Erotic Dream
 * Green tick.svg Erotic Eating
 * Green tick.svg Eternal Sexual Freedom
 * Green tick.svg Ethical Slut
 * Europeans Are Kinky
 * Everybody Has Lots of Sex
 * Green tick.svg Exotic Equipment
 * Extreme Omnisexual
 * Face Full of Alien Wingwong
 * Green tick.svg Fantastic Arousal
 * Feng Schwing
 * Fetish
 * Fetish Fuel
 * Green tick.svg Fetish Fuel Future (Also, it isn't "the future" yet.)
 * Green tick.svg Fetish Retardant
 * Green tick.svg Flirting Under Fire
 * Foe Cooties
 * Free-Love Future (Again, it isn't "the future" yet.)
 * Friends with Benefits
 * Green tick.svg G-Rated Sex
 * Green tick.svg Gag Penis
 * Gay Option
 * Green tick.svg Genius Breeding Act
 * Get a Room
 * Green tick.svg Girl-On-Girl Is Hot
 * "Glad to Be Alive" Sex
 * Green tick.svg Go Seduce My Arch-Nemesis
 * Good People Have Good Sex
 * Green tick.svg The Grunting Orgasm
 * Gun in My Pocket
 * Green tick.svg Guy-On-Guy Is Hot
 * Green tick.svg "Happy Ending" Massage
 * Green tick.svg Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?
 * Head-Tiltingly Kinky
 * Green tick.svg Hemo-Erotic
 * Hollywood Sex
 * Green tick.svg Hookers and Blow
 * Green tick.svg Horny Devils
 * Hot Coffee Minigame
 * Green tick.svg I Call Him "Mister Happy"
 * Green tick.svg I Love the Dead
 * Green tick.svg I Kiss Your Foot
 * Green tick.svg I'll Be in My Bunk
 * Green tick.svg IKEA Erotica
 * Green tick.svg The Immodest Orgasm
 * Green tick.svg Improbable Species Compatibility
 * Innocent Innuendo
 * Green tick.svg Innuendo Backfire
 * Insatiable Newlyweds
 * Green tick.svg Instant Seduction
 * Green tick.svg Intercourse with You
 * Green tick.svg The Internet Is for Porn
 * Interrupted Intimacy
 * Interspecies Romance
 * Green tick.svg Intimate Psychotherapy
 * "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"
 * Green tick.svg Jail Bait
 * Green tick.svg The Jailbait Wait
 * Jizzed in My Pants
 * Green tick.svg Just Like Making Love
 * Kiss of the Vampire
 * Kissing Cousins
 * Green tick.svg Language of Love
 * Law of Inverse Fertility
 * Green tick.svg Let's Wait a While
 * Lewd Lust, Chaste Sex
 * Lie Back and Think of England
 * Living Aphrodisiac
 * A Love to Dismember
 * The Loins Sleep Tonight
 * Lust Object
 * Green tick.svg Lust
 * Lysistrata Gambit
 * Making Love in All the Wrong Places
 * Green tick.svg Man, I Feel Like a Woman
 * Green tick.svg A Man Is Always Eager
 * Green tick.svg A Man Is Not a Virgin
 * Green tick.svg Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
 * Green tick.svg Mars Needs Women
 * Mate or Die
 * Mating Dance
 * Green tick.svg Matzo Fever
 * Green tick.svg Mental Affair
 * Mile-High Club
 * Green tick.svg Mills and Boon Prose
 * Miss Conception
 * Green tick.svg The Modest Orgasm
 * Green tick.svg Mrs. Robinson
 * Green tick.svg My Girl Is Not a Slut
 * My Girl Is a Slut
 * Green tick.svg My Sensors Indicate You Want to Tap That
 * Green tick.svg A Naked Shoulder to Cry On
 * Green tick.svg Nature Abhors a Virgin
 * Green tick.svg Nature Adores a Virgin
 * Naughty Under the Table
 * Naughty by Night
 * Green tick.svg Nerds Are Virgins
 * Next Thing They Knew
 * Nipple-and-Dimed
 * No Heterosexual Sex Allowed
 * No Pregger Sex
 * Green tick.svg No Sex Allowed
 * Nocturnal Emission
 * Nosebleed
 * Green tick.svg Not Right in the Bed
 * Green tick.svg One Thing Led to Another
 * Green tick.svg Only You Can Repopulate My Race
 * Optional Sexual Encounter
 * Green tick.svg Orgasmically Delicious
 * Green tick.svg Out with a Bang
 * Parental Incest
 * Green tick.svg Parental Sexuality Squick
 * Parents Walk in At the Worst Time
 * Green tick.svg A Party - Also Known as an Orgy
 * Green tick.svg Pity Sex
 * Green tick.svg The Pornomancer
 * Power Is Sexy
 * Green tick.svg Power Perversion Potential
 * Green tick.svg Pre-Climax Climax
 * Green tick.svg Primal Scene
 * Green tick.svg Professional Sex Ed
 * Green tick.svg Professionals Do It on Desks
 * Queer People Are Funny
 * Quest for Sex
 * Green tick.svg Raging Stiffie
 * Rape and Switch
 * Ready for Lovemaking
 * Really Gets Around
 * Green tick.svg Red Light District
 * Green tick.svg Redemption Equals Sex
 * Rescue Sex
 * Right Through His Pants
 * Green tick.svg Right Through the Wall
 * Green tick.svg Robosexual
 * STD Immunity
 * Green tick.svg Safe Word
 * Green tick.svg Screw Yourself
 * Green tick.svg Self-Abuse
 * Green tick.svg Sex Bot
 * Green tick.svg Sex Equals Love
 * Green tick.svg Sex Face Turn
 * Sex God
 * Sex Is Cool
 * Green tick.svg Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny
 * Sex Is Evil
 * Green tick.svg Sex Is Good
 * Green tick.svg Sex Is Interesting
 * Green tick.svg Sex Is Liberation
 * Green tick.svg Sex Is Violence / Interplay of Sex and Violence
 * Sex Montage
 * Green tick.svg Sex Slave
 * Green tick.svg Sex Tourism
 * Green tick.svg Sex as Rite-of-Passage
 * Green tick.svg Sex by Proxy
 * Sex for Product
 * Green tick.svg Sex for Services
 * Sex for Solace
 * Green tick.svg Sex with the Ex
 * Green tick.svg Sexiled
 * Sexless Marriage
 * Sexophone
 * Sexual Extortion
 * Green tick.svg Sexual Karma
 * Sexy Coat Flashing
 * Green tick.svg Sexy Discretion Shot
 * Green tick.svg Shower of Love
 * Green tick.svg Single Mom Stripper
 * Sleeping Single
 * Sleeps with Everyone but You
 * Slut Shaming
 * Green tick.svg Smells Sexy
 * Green tick.svg Something Else Also Rises
 * Son of a Whore
 * Green tick.svg Sour Prudes
 * Speed Sex
 * Stalker with a Test Tube
 * Stupid Sexy Friend
 * Green tick.svg The Talk
 * Teacher-Student Romance
 * The Tease
 * Technical Virgin
 * Green tick.svg Teeny Weenie
 * Green tick.svg Their First Time
 * Think Unsexy Thoughts
 * This and That
 * Green tick.svg Three-Way Sex
 * A Threesome Is Hot
 * Green tick.svg A Threesome Is Manly
 * Green tick.svg Too Kinky to Torture
 * Trojan Gauntlet
 * Green tick.svg Twin Threesome Fantasy
 * Green tick.svg Twincest
 * Green tick.svg Two-Person Pool Party
 * Green tick.svg Unconvincing Instant Ecstasy
 * Green tick.svg The Unfair Sex
 * Green tick.svg Unfortunate Character Design
 * Vagina Dentata
 * Vampires Are Sex Gods
 * Green tick.svg Villainous Incest
 * Green tick.svg Virgin Sacrifice
 * Green tick.svg Virgin Tension
 * Green tick.svg Virginity Flag
 * Visual Innuendo
 * Green tick.svg Wall-Bang Her
 * Yiff
 * Green tick.svg You Don't Want to Die a Virgin, Do You?
 * You Need to Get Laid
 * You Sexy Beast
 * Green tick.svg Zero-G Spot
 * Green tick.svg She Is Not My Girlfriend - Bait for complaining about personal lives.
 * Green tick.svg Shinigami
 * Green tick.svg Ship Tease
 * Green tick.svg Shopping Montage
 * Green tick.svg Sickbed Slaying
 * Green tick.svg Signs of the End Times
 * Green tick.svg Sinister Minister - tell your local police force, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Sissy Villain - Calling someone a villain is bad enough.
 * Green tick.svg Sleazy Politician - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism - Flamebait.
 * Green tick.svg Slipping a Mickey - Frequently combines with rape; rape tropes don't get Real Life examples.
 * Green tick.svg Small Name, Big Ego - calling somebody "washed up" isn't particularly polite.
 * Green tick.svg Smug Snake - Natter magnet and it was used to insult people.
 * Green tick.svg So Bad It's Good
 * Green tick.svg Soldiers at the Rear - Too controversial.
 * Green tick.svg Somebody Else's Problem - avert the trope and tell the police, not us.
 * Green tick.svg Soulsaving Crusader
 * Green tick.svg Space Cossacks
 * Green tick.svg Speak Ill of the Dead - Too controversial. Also, Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment.
 * Green tick.svg Spicy Latina - Stereotyping is bad, okay?
 * Green tick.svg Starfish Language - Every language is alien if you look at it from far enough away, as our Useful Notes page on Grammar in Foreign Languages points out.
 * Green tick.svg Step Three: Profit - with all the half-thought-out and half-baked plans in the world, we'd be here all day.
 * Green tick.svg Stop Worshipping Me! - We don't want to call other people's religions false.
 * Green tick.svg Straw Character - Real people are not crafted for a specific purpose.
 * Green tick.svg Straw Civilian
 * Green tick.svg Straw Critic
 * Green tick.svg Straw Fan
 * Green tick.svg Straw Feminist
 * Green tick.svg Straw Hypocrite
 * Green tick.svg Straw Loser
 * Green tick.svg Straw Man Has a Point
 * Green tick.svg Straw Misogynist
 * Green tick.svg Strawman Emotional
 * Green tick.svg Stupid Crooks - Because there're so many of them it would take an entire website to list them all (and because those websites already exist).
 * Green tick.svg Stupid Evil - Good/Evil distinctions in real life are far too subjective.
 * Green tick.svg Sued for Superheroics
 * Green tick.svg Suffers Newbies Poorly - Natter magnet.
 * Green tick.svg Suicide Dare
 * Green tick.svg Super Weight - Most of this is impossible in real life anyway.

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