Touched By an Angel/Funny

"Tess: You must be little David. David: I'm not little. Tess: Well, I never saw adults with dinosaurs on their underwear before."
 * Tess and David in Southbound Bus.

"Monica: I'm afraid of the water. Tess: Say that again? Monica: I never had to work near lakes and oceans. I always asked to be excused from those and I was. Bad memories of the Flood, I guess. Tess: This is ridiculous! What is the first thing an angel says? "Fear not. Be not afraid. Except for large bodies of water." Is that it?!"
 * "Honey, you are plunging into the lion's den... You're dealing with a lawyer."
 * I really liked the bit in Fallen Angela when Monica mentions her ocean phobia.

"You don't know what you're dealing with here. I could break you like THAT!"
 * Monica, on psychotrophic drugs.


 * Less funny, she probably could.
 * Monica's coffee addiction! She orders the strangest stuff sometimes.