Army of One (film)/YMMV

"Rudy: Santee was fucking your wife Esther. Severence: Many times, Rudy. Many times. Rudy: There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife. Severence: I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me. Rudy: That makes it worse, doesn't it? Severence: Oh yeah, much worse."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: This exchange after Severence finds out that Santee used to sleep with his wife:


 * Ho Yay: Wellman really misses Eddie.