Nowhere

Nowhere is a movie from 1997, written and directed by Gregg Araki and starring James Duvall as a teen boy appropriately named Dark, doing his best Emo Teen version of Keanu Reeves from Bill & Ted.

The "plot" revolves around Dark's petty, pretty, vacuous, bisexual, drug-addled L.A. teen friends who get abducted by aliens, get killed, or commit suicide amidst lots of Sex, Drugs and Rock And Roll as they try to get to an exclusive, rave-type party for more of the same.

The movie is supposed to be some sort of homage to Bret Easton Ellis, specifically Rules Of Attraction, American Psycho, and Less Than Zero. There are also references to Kafka (the cockroach), and Warhol (the soup can). It rounds out the supposed "Teen Apocalypse Trilogy" started by "Totally Fucked Up" and "The Doom Generation" (both also written and directed by Gregg Araki and starring Keanu Reeves James Duvall). It is described as "90210 on acid" on the VHS cover box, which is apt.

Tropes:
"Dingbat: Have you ever like - I know it's none of my business or anything but - I kinda heard this rumor that you're kinda like waiting for the right person?
 * A Date With Rosie Palms - Dark in the beginning after crying that "L.A. is like nowhere"
 * Alien Abduction - A man in a big green rubber lizard suit uses his Ray Gun to zap multiple teens.
 * An Aesop - Ranging and overlapping Aesops, including Accidental, Spoof, and Broken. Are we supposed to learn that sexual freedom equals CrapSackWorld? But mostly Gay Aesop turned Clueless Aesop
 * Anything That Moves - Mel
 * Big No - after the credits
 * Bi the Way
 * Braceface - Dingbat
 * Brother-Sister Incest - Twins Alyssa and Shad's Dirty Mind Reading as they think of their Parental Incest.
 * But Not Too Black - The white actors, and the partially white actors. Such variation.
 * Caught With Your Pants Down - When Egg meets The Teen Idol
 * Club Kid - Just about everyone
 * Corrupt Church - The televangelist that makes teens an hero
 * CPR: Clean, Pretty, Reliable -
 * Dawson Casting - Some actors in their 30s
 * Downer Ending -
 * Drag Queen - Scary Drags Queens 1, 2, and 3
 * Drugs Are Bad - The world is going to end because everyone is a bisexual drug user
 * Everybody Has Lots of Sex

Ducky: That is not true. Kay? I've done it. I'm so sure.

Dingbat: With who?!

Ducky: Lots of people a bunch of different times. Okay?

Dingbat: Oh."

"Dark: I feel it. Like a prenomination.
 * Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory, the supposed symbolism and messages
 * Evil Is Cool - "Dogs eating people is cool!" "Blood is cool!" "I'm full of hate! I want to kill!"
 * Evil Is Sexy
 * Evil Is Stylish
 * Evil Laugh - Elvis, after
 * Fetish - BDSM, armpit licking, threeways, and hermaphrodite porn stars that can Screw Yourself and other Conveniently-Common Kink.
 * Fetish Retardant - Nipple rings torn out. "How do you spell relief?"
 * Flat What - the ending, and all throughout
 * Gay Cowboy - The gay guy called Cowboy

Lucifer: You mean premonition?!"

"Egg: Well, I mean my real name's Polly, but my friends all call me Egg. Dweeby, I know. But it just kinda stuck."
 * Gayngst - Dark's constant whining for true love and lamenting about being doomed
 * Grammar Nazi
 * I Call Him "Mister Happy" - "I missed you." "You mean Gilligan here missed me?"
 * If Jesus, Then Aliens
 * Hollywood Atheist - "You have to believe in something!" "No I don't. Tie me up."
 * Hollywood Sex - No breasts allowed
 * Kick the Dog - Multiple times, but especially, and also when  . And also the effect of suicide on friends and family.
 * Lipstick Lesbian - Lucifer
 * Lust - Shad and Lilith
 * My Girl Is a Slut - Mel Really Gets Around
 * Notable Non Sequitur - Half the dialogue. "Bend over, robot."
 * Obliviously Evil - Ignoring a car wreck and talking about zits
 * Only Known By Their Nickname - Most everyone

"Cowboy: Did you hear about Marcus? His butt hole fell out and he has to have surgery!
 * Cringe Comedy - Lots of talk about bodily functions and diseases.

Dark: Oh, Henry."


 * Phone Booth - No one has a cell phone!
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Schoolgirl Lesbians - Lucifer and Mel
 * Sex Is Cool: "Your tongue is cool!"
 * Sex Montage
 * Sorry, I'm Gay - Lucifer's fist when a guy asks, "My jizz on your face?"
 * The Stoner - Bart and Handjob mostly, but everyone else too
 * Straight Gay - They're all so straight-acting
 * The Twink - Bart. Also Montgomery, trying to be averted with his duel-colored eyes and stutter
 * Twin Threesome Fantasy - Mel with Surf & Ski
 * Valley Girl - Valley Girls 1, 2, and 3