Grant Morrison's Batman/Awesome

"spoiler:Batman, narrating: 206 bones, five major organs, 60,000 miles of blood vessels. All it takes is time. Days. Months. Years, spent memorizing the finite ways there are to hurt and break a man. Preparing for all of them. I've escaped from every conceivable deathtrap. Ten times. A dozen times. I can slow my breathing and metabolism to control panic and conserve air. Straitjacket's kindergarden. Locks, too. Benchpressing a pine coffin lid through 600 pounds of loose soil that's filling your mouth, crushing your lungs flat and shredding your dehydrated muscles? That's harder. (bursts out of the ground) But far from impossible."
 * "You're wrong! Batman and Robin will never die!"
 * Basically all of 681.
 * The Legionary landing a bone-crushing backhand on his murderer while suffering from multiple stab wounds in the back.
 * "Man-of-Bats" and Boy-Wonder defeating the Blood tribe and its leader, Vandal Savage.
 * Damian's battle against the 99 Fiends.
 * One word: GOTCHA!
 * Three more words: IT'S ALL OVER.
 * Hurt asks for a sign from his "bat-god" Barbatos. Bruce smashes his faces into a glass pane. "Did you think you could trap me in a prison that I built?!"
 * Issue 16 of Batman and Robin.
 * From the end of Batman RIP;
 * Issue 16 of Batman and Robin.
 * From the end of Batman RIP;
 * From the end of Batman RIP;
 * From the end of Batman RIP;

"Gordon: I allowed you access to a suspect and you dragged him screaming through the streets! Who the hell are you?
 * The Joker
 * The speech the Joker gives is a Moment of Awesome for the Joker for several reasons. For me it's the fact one of the people Joker is speaking to may, or may not . The Joker acknowledges this but claims to be something worse, or, at least, superior: "Devil is double, is deuce my dear doctor, and joker trumps deuce... Pleased to meet you, admire your work but don't, don't call me servant."
 * The entire ending of Batman RIP is pretty good. The Black Glove has managed to attack harder than any other villain has before, Batman has none of his allies around at the moment, and he still wins.
 * Simon Hurt thinks he has beaten Batman (Dick Grayson) and Robin, and even as they're getting ready, he turns and sees Bruce Wayne, suited up and ready to fight. I got chills.
 * Dick Grayson telling us exactly who he is.
 * Simon Hurt thinks he has beaten Batman (Dick Grayson) and Robin, and even as they're getting ready, he turns and sees Bruce Wayne, suited up and ready to fight. I got chills.
 * Dick Grayson telling us exactly who he is.

Nightwing : I'm Batman."