Teacher-Student Romance/Quotes

Literature
""You love me, Mrs Jewls? But what about Mister Jewls?" "Just because I love Mister Jewls, doesn't mean I can't love you, Dameon...""

- Dameon and Mrs Jewls, Wayside School

Live-Action TV
""I don't know whether to marry him or put him in a stroller and push him around the mall.""

- Teacher character, Saturday Night Live "Fey/Bieber".

"Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong... Frank: Yeah. Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation! Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!"

- 30 Rock

Music
"''"Young teacher the subject ''Of schoolgirl fantasy ''She wants him so badly Knows what she wants to be...""

- The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"

"T-t-teacher, stop that screaming Teacher, don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool Maybe I should go to hell But I'm doing well Teacher needs to see me after school ''I think of all the education that I missed But then, my homework was never quite like this!"

- Van Halen, "Hot for Teacher"

New Media
"That teacher is so bright... [slips on glasses]...I gotta wear shades. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

- This Wiki

Newspaper Comics
""I never said I worshiped Miss Othmar! I just happen to be very fond of the ground upon which she walks.""

- Linus van Pelt

"Charlie Brown: I think our teacher is in love. Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me. Charlie Brown: How would you support her? Linus: We could live off her retirement pay."

- Peanuts

Video Games
"Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was perfect. Squall: Thank you. ... Yes? Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me? Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything."

- Final Fantasy VIII

Web Original
"Dan: It still feels weird. Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it? Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh... Mizore: What? Dan: Er. It’s, it’s seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman who’s currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt."

- Thawing Permafrost

Western Animation
""Green Lantern was teacher's pet? Go GL!""

- Flash on John Stewart's relationship with Katma Tui, Justice League

"Black Canary: But did anyone see what he did wrong? Robin: Ooh ooh! He hit on teacher and got served? Kid Flash: Dude!?!"

- Young Justice