Laws of Attraction

Laws of Attraction is a 2004 romantic comedy starring Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore as top divorce attorneys who go head-to-head in some of the most high-profile divorce cases in the country. Along the way much Belligerent Sexual Tension is had, Slap Slap Kiss ensues, and an Accidental Marriage becomes a real one.

Okay, to be more precise:

Audrey Woods is the best divorce attorney in the state of New York. She knows it. The rest of the New York bar knows it. And the high-profile celebs and athletes who want a divorce this week know it.

Enter Daniel Rafferty, a Bunny Ears Lawyer who has just come back from California to resume practicing in New York, whereupon he makes his office above a little food shop in Chinatown. He rubs Audrey in all the wrong ways... except, of course, when he's rubbing her in all the right ones.

Time and time again they find themselves as opposing counsel in high-profile divorce cases, until one case requires them to go to Ireland to evaluate the couple's castle and see who gets it in the settlement. While they're there they attend a local festival and get smashing drunk, whereupon they get married.

Once back in the States, they decide to make a go of the whole marriage thing - in order to keep up appearances, you know - and it goes along fairly swimmingly... until Daniel drags their personal life into their professional one and brings up something he shouldn't have known in the middle of the case, where the whole thing falls apart.

Will Daniel and Audrey make up? Can she ever forgive him? Will they ?

What do you think?

While not particularly memorable, it's a cute little comedy, and Brosnan and Moore are seasoned enough actors to make it believable.

"Judge Abramovitz: Not only do I have to put up with your fingerpointing, bickering, backstabbing and name-calling during the week, now you drag me in on the weekend too??"
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension: Arguably the entire point of the film
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Daniel Rafferty. When we first meet him, he's sleeping in the courtroom moments before the trial; his office is an utter mess located above a Chinatown supermarket and he has a penchant for Courtroom Antic and psychological warfare. Yet, he manages to be extremely well respected in his field, to the point of not only being invited to prestigious law society dinners, but also managing to convince the head to invite Audrey as well.
 * Christmas Cake: Audrey's mother
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Judge Abramovitz at Audrey and Daniel's wedding. (Actually, just Judge Abramovitz, period.)


 * Hilarity Ensues
 * Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Brosnan
 * Running Gag: the SnoBalls, very alcoholic drinks served in shot glasses, Audrey's mother's insistence that Audrey not refer to her as her mother in public
 * Slap Slap Kiss
 * Oireland
 * Scenery Porn: Ireland is very, very pretty. The filmmakers want you to know it.
 * Tsundere: Audrey
 * Uptight Loves Wild: Audrey (uptight) and Daniel (wild)