Sprat Morrison

Sprat Morrison is a children's novel by Jamaican author Jean d'Costa, published in 1972.

The story details the antics and adventures of the titular character and his friends in Papine, a suburb of Kingston. One day as he's coming home from school, Sprat discovers that a yearly bush-fire on a local hillside is endangering the life of an elderly neighbor, and despite not being very brave himself, he goes out of his way to rescue her and get medical attention for her. Thereafter, he undergoes numerous experiences throughout the subsequent summer and in the days leading up to the Common Entrance Examinations that will determine whether he'll move on to high school.

The novel was published by Longman Caribbean, and is frequently used as an English Literature textbook in Jamaican high schools.

"Only the good Lord knows what it was about this particular aspect of geography that fascinated Junjo so, when he found the rest so easy to forget. He could also spell all the names of all the deserts correctly, and this for someone who could not even write a letter to his grandmother without at least two spelling mistakes in every line."
 * Action Mom: Aunt Pauline.
 * Arch Enemy: Hitler, the next-door neighbor's dog, is this to Mischief, Sprat's pet goat.
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Hitler fights often with Mischief, jumps the fence to steal any meat the Morrisons have prepared for dinner, and digs holes near the fence separating their yard from that of his owners, the Greens.
 * Artistic License Geography: An in-universe case with Junjo. While studying for a geography exam in Chapter 5, he labels the Equator as the Tropic of Cancer, claims that Africa has no mountain ranges, and labels Mount Everest while neglecting the rest of the Himalayas. The only aspect of geography that he's any good at is naming the deserts of the world.

"Aunt Pauline: Your grandmother does not believe in labeling things, and yesterday she put salt in her cocoa and sugar in the scrambled eggs. And ate the lot, saying that it came to the same thing anyway!"
 * Big Eater: Sprat. Junjo's no slouch in that department either.
 * Book Dumb: Most of the Nakama are this to varying degrees (with Blossom being the smartest of the bunch), but Junjo is decidedly the worst of them all.
 * Butt Monkey: Junjo gets this a lot. In Chapter 8 alone, he gets covered in motor grease, gets hit on the head by a falling hammer, and has a partially plucked chicken cover his face and fill his mouth with dust and feathers--all in the same incident.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Arnold, Aunty's son. Sprat's grandmother is stated to be this as well.

"If it rained, Elvira expected floods. Sunny weather was a sign of earthquakes to come. A crow sitting on a fence meant the death of someone near and dear."
 * Aunty believes Mother Rebecca to be this.
 * Coming of Age Story: The overall storyline is about Sprat's preparation to leave his primary-school life behind and enter high school.
 * Cool Old Lady: Mother Rebecca.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Sprat's rescue of Mother Rebecca from the bush-fire, in the very first chapter, as outlined at the top of the page.
 * Rex standing up to Hitler in defense of the Morrisons' Christmas ham in Chapter 9. For the record, Rex is a puppy and Hitler is several times his size.
 * Mischief saving the chicken intended for the Morrisons' Sunday dinner when Hitler steals it, in Chapter 8.
 * Mother Rebecca calming an ill-tempered donkey that's been blocking traffic, in Chapter 3.
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: Sprat's interaction with his parents in Chapter 6, both before and after his mother leaves to go to America.
 * Crusty Caretaker: Mr. Carpenter, the old farmer.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Mother Rebecca.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: In Chapter 5, the gang laughs at Junjo for his extremely poor spelling skills. During the following geography class, he covertly causes Alvin and Desmond to experience embarrassment by physically distracting the former (and causing Alvin to get caught and scolded by Miss Watkins when he tries to retaliate) and feeding the latter wrong answers when he goes up to the blackboard, somehow causes Cynthia Wright's skirt to get hinged on a nail which causes the skirt to be torn, and later on causes Sprat to have to help him finish his woodwork class assignment.
 * Does Not Like Spam: Sprat is not a fan of vegetable salads, and will only eat any of his veggies to please his mother.
 * The Eeyore: Elvira, the Morrisons' maid, fits this trope to a T.

"Elvira: You laughing? Tomorrow you will laugh again when you get pure feathers for your dinner!"
 * Everything's Even Worse with Sharks: Sprat's father prevents him from swimming in Duppy Bay's water's because of this.
 * Everything's Precious With Puppies: Rex, Sprat's pet puppy.
 * First Episode Spoiler: A variation of this occurs in Chapter 5. The chapter informs the reader in a very brief sentence that Junjo grows up to become a customs officer. This information, while assuring us that Junjo won't be Book Dumb all his life, gives away a major plot point that occurs later in the novel
 * Five-Man Band
 * The Hero: Sprat
 * The Lancer: Junjo
 * The Big Guy: Desmond
 * The Smart Guy: Alvin
 * The Chick: Blossom
 * Food Porn: The book describes food and mealtimes in minute detail.
 * For the Evulz: Despite Cynthia Wright not being part of the group that laughs at Junjo for his bad spelling, he sets her up for a major embarrassing moment in geography class because he already doesn't like her much anyway.
 * Fridge Logic: In Chapter 8, Sprat is dismayed to find that his grandmother's name, Rose Morrison, is on Junjo's birth certificate under the "person registering child" section, yet it's not on his own birth certificate. Earlier in Chapter 7, Aunt Pauline mentions that Grandma is a midwife. It could very well be that Grandma may have been the midwife who delivered Junjo, but could not get involved in Sprat's case due to his parents being her family.
 * Which would make it a case of Truth in Television; doctors generally aren't permitted to do major surgery on their own family members.
 * Genre Savvy: Junjo is smart enough to know that standing under trees in a thunderstorm is a BAD idea.
 * Grande Dame: Mother Rebecca has an inkling of this.
 * Green-Eyed Monster: In Chapter 1, Alvin tells the others that he'll be staying with his grandmother in Hanover for the summer, as an alternative to going to summer camp. Since the others don't have relatives in the country to escape to, and the prospect of camp is very real, they are quite cross with him. It doesn't help that he's a Smug Snake about his upcoming trip.
 * Grumpy Bear: Elvira.
 * Happily Married: Sprat's parents. Also, Uncle Frank and Aunt Pauline.
 * He Who Must Not Be Seen: The Greens, the Morrisons' next-door neighbors. We do see their dog, Hitler, a LOT.
 * Hot Mom: Both Sprat's mother and Aunt Pauline, based on their illustrations in the book.
 * Hysterical Woman: Elvira.
 * I Don't Like the Sound of That Place: Duppy Bay in Chapters 3 and 4. "Duppy" is the Jamaican word for "ghost."
 * Ice Queen: Elvira.
 * Ill Girl: Aunt Pauline, prior to her actual appearance at the end of Chapter 6. Her illness, which is explained in Chapter 7, is what prompts Mrs. Morrison to go to see her in America. By the time Chapter 6 ends, she's gotten better.
 * Jerkass: Junjo, Mr. Carpenter and Elvira all qualify. Mother Rebecca is this too, but not to such a great degree as the aforementioned three.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Junjo.
 * Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Desmond, Alvin and Junjo have shades of this, the former two where sunlight in England and the North Pole is concerned, and the latter concerning world geography.
 * Magnificent Bastard: Junjo, in Chapter 5.
 * Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold: Mother Rebecca quickly turns out to be this, the first time Sprat meets her in Chapter 1. Previously she had a (rather unjustified) reputation as an Evil Matriarch.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: You don't name a dog Hitler without a good reason.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Junjo.
 * Only Known by Their Nickname: "Sprat" is actually a nickname derived from the small fish of the same name, but everybody in the book refers to him by that name.
 * Junjo's name is actually a derivative of his first and second names. His full name is John Joseph Mackenzie.
 * There's also Aunty, the local shopkeeper.
 * Pet the Dog: Junjo describes Sprat as his best friend during his writing essay in Chapter 5.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Miss Watkins.
 * The Resenter: Sprat slowly becomes this toward his younger cousins in Chapter 7.
 * Servile Snarker: Elvira. Her response to Sprat and Mr. Morrison laughing at a Crowning Moment of Funny episode involving the family's chicken, which was moments earlier stolen by Hitler:
 * Servile Snarker: Elvira. Her response to Sprat and Mr. Morrison laughing at a Crowning Moment of Funny episode involving the family's chicken, which was moments earlier stolen by Hitler:


 * Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Sprat is on the idealistic side. Elvira, the Morrisons' part-time maid, is far beyond the limits of the cynical side.
 * Stern Teacher: Miss Watkins.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Sprat has shown a preference for lemonade, and Mother Rebecca admits to being very fond of chicken despite being a vegetarian. In Chapter 8, Junjo seems to like raisins.
 * Where Are They Now? Epilogue: Chapter 11 gives us a view of what happens to the Nakama following the Common Entrance Examinations.
 * Wicked Witch: What a lot of people believe Mother Rebecca to be at the start of the story.
 * Wide-Eyed Idealist: Sprat.