The World of Facebook Mushroom Kingdom Style

The story, found here, is basically a series of posts from many different Mario characters and then some on Facebook. It's much Better Than It Sounds.

Tropes that apply to this fic:

 * Ax Crazy: Madame Flurrie
 * Beware the Nice Ones: Wiggler goes from being friendly to ragey with one insult.
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment: Getting locked in a room with a thousand Charmie Bees
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Mr. Taxi (Daisy's father) and Princess Eclaire
 * Crapsack World: Rogueport. It apparently goes through many riots a month and then of course there's Madame Flurrie.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Bowser against Mewtwo and Birdo against Bowser.
 * Death Is a Slap On The Wrist: Although people found Flurrie's killings horrible, it's pointed out that they could be revived with easily bought 1-Ups.
 * Disproportinate Retribution: Flurrie goes on a murderous rampage because no one likes her very much.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him: When it's revealed that Birdo was previously a male.
 * Fan Girl: Toadiana toward Mario.
 * Rule of Drama: Facebook drama.
 * Running Gag: Chain Chomp: (dog noises). Lots of people liked this.
 * Ms. Mowz blocking people.
 * People posting private things on their wall instead of through private messaging.
 * Lakitu mentioning his HD Camera in all of his messages.
 * The Scrappy: Lots of characters are treated this way in-universe. Especially Lakitu and Ms. Mowz.
 * The Unintelligible: Wigglytuff