A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day/Funny

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Chapter 1: Nevermind Us

 * Blue's message to the security guards.

Chapter 3: Cake and Crepe Town
"Crystal: "This is chocolate suicide.""
 * Crystal and Sapphire falling from buildings for chocolate.

== Chapter 4: Life is Like a School Festival, You'll Never Know Where You'll Find Romance... But Some of Us Are Too Stupid To Even Notice What's In Front of Us Because We're Way Too Stubborn To Accept Whatever is Coming. / Carnival Festival: First Years == "Gold: "This is Silver. He doesn't like... humanity.""

Chapter 6: Crystal Three: Third Years
"Blue: "TALK TO HIM IDIOT!" *Shoves Yellow into Red* Blue, mentally: But I did it in my head, so it didn't actually happen."
 * The hilarity of Blue's inner thoughts


 * Rule 3: Go easy on each other. Rule 4: Ignore Rule 3!

Chapter 9: All You Need At the BW Agency!
"Diamond: "My hand felt a reason to do this to you. Did you say something weird about me in your head?""
 * The Homestuck parody with Blue and White
 * Diamond's incredible mind-reading powers

Chapter 10: Can't We Just Go To School?
"Sapphire: "I swear if I see another Rattata I'm gonna..." Rattata: "TA!""


 * THE INSUFFERABLE DOOR.

Chapter 19: Nope
"Red: "Are you hitting on me?""
 * Gold being the worst psychiatrist ever.

"Ruby: "Sapphire is my makeshift fiancée thing from the past since we got kidnapped together, and just two days ago I CROSS. DRESSED. as my female self just to cheer her up, and she indirectly confesses her love for me and she doesn't even know it." Gold: "...Dude, you're messed up.""

"Green: "I'm sure she understands what's going on." -Scene Transition- Blue: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON!""
 * Green underestimating Blue

Chapter 20: Time To Make A Scene
"Blue: "Gold! Crystal Capture Manoeuvre Number Five!""

Chapter 21: The Girl Who Time Stopped
""Turn down the Gold-o-meter"."
 * Red failing horrifically at being stealthy.

""YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD" "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT?" "WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?""
 * Everything about Alex and Merc, especially when they first see Ruby.