The Truth/Funny

"Mr. Tulip: It's not a ing harpsichord, it's a ing virginal! One ing string to a note instead of two! So called because it was an instument for ing young ladies!

Chair: My word, was it? I thought it was just a sort of early piano!"


 * Every time Otto takes a picture.
 * A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women, prompting Vimes to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.