Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder/Quotes

"Woman: Why didn't you wait for me? Man: I thought you were gone forever! Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute! Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me. Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?! Man: ...yes."

- Xkcd #57: Wait For Me