Mummies At the Dinner Table/Quotes

"Thief: Smells like paint thinner.

Black Mage: Might not be.

Thief: You know, she could die if she drinks this.

Black Mage: The way I see it, the body takes a while to cool. So either way, I get what I want.

Red Mage: That... may be the worst thing you have ever said."

- Eight Bit Theater

"Now she has stopped speaking to me altogether...the worst part is she remains totally compliant physically, which I find all the more sickening...I am growing tired of her games."

- "Unloved," an Eternal Darkness fan film.