Lost Pause/Funny

"(After Noble sees another Noble watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") Black Shirt Noble: Dude, what do you want!? Plaid Sweater Noble: Ah, forget everything. You got yourself a facking package, big guy! BS Noble: Get out, man! Don't you see I'm busy?! PS Noble: Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!"
 * His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples.
 * This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:

""Yeah, what they said! (Joisey gangster voice) Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!""
 * His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
 * (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin for the entire day.
 * (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:

"(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) (Beat) Noble (mock curious): Where is the tail coming out of?... (Beat, Aside Glance, caption "FAMILY FRIENDLY")"
 * His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. All of it, but most notably, when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
 * His reaction to Fairy Fencer F 's Shout-Out to Naruto.
 * In Sakura Swim Club:


 * In Ep 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.

"Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. Noble: Ohhhhh, great. These women are lovely."
 * In HuniePop:
 * (Part 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.


 * In this animation, derived from his playthrough:

"Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! Noble: (laughs) Okay, jeez! Alright, so we're elected to "God! All right fine, we'll do it." (scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape") Noble: Cool beans here. It's evening, it's nice, and it's- Audrey: Ha ha, gaaay! (Beat Panel from Noble, clearly not impressed.)"


 * In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.

"Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs)"
 * In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.

"Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... Noble: (acting as her) Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!"
 * In the first part of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Faceless Protagonist.
 * In part 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
 * In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "It's like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the exact same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
 * (Part 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:


 * (Part 15)

"(While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop) Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? Santa: I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji... Koji: [But] why am I the exception?"


 * Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
 * Santa: Dad told me!
 * "Kawaii...? ''Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
 * When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.

"Koji: I can understand that feeling. Noble: (in an Aside Comment, whispering) No, I can't really understand it at all. (laughs)"


 * From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
 * The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
 * The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
 * The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" acapella from GATE.
 * The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.