Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh

" Optimus Prime Potimus Prime: ''"Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall."

Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh is a Transformers/StarWars fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts with Optimus Prime Potimus Prime (leader of the "Autoboys") being captured by Megatron Egatro to be the "finaceer" for his death satellite, and sold to Jabba Jobba the Hutt and used as a Sex Slave in a show with Princess Leia and R2-D2. During the story, R2-D2 ends up finding out that Potimus has Disneyland in his ass, and Jar-Jar's dong is attached to Potimus' metallic dong, causing Potimus and Leia to fall in love, but Potimus leaves for Earth.

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is spelled wrong, the sex ping-pongs from insane nonsense to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.


 * Biggus Dickus: Potimus Prime's 6 foot long, 40 inches around dong is made of lead and gold.
 * Crack Fic: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
 * Did Not Do the Research: Comics Nix claims R2-D2 is a coward who doesn't want to keep flipping burgers for a living. Also qualifies as OOC to the max, much like any story by Comics Nix.
 * Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Arguably one of the best examples, considering that Potimus is a GIANT EFFING ROBOT!
 * Humongous Mecha: The Transformers, obviously.
 * Gross-Out Show: Less so than a lot of Comics Nix's other work, surprisingly.
 * Lemon: Between a GIANT ROBOT AND A HUMAN!
 * Lighter and Softer: Compared to his other work, at least.
 * Produce Pelting: After Leia and Potimus fail to reach a climax, the "costumers" throw tomatoes and lettuce.
 * Shown Their Work: He uses actual metal lubricants AND the term phimosis accurately. Seriously.
 * Troll Fic: And a damn fine one at that.
 * What Happened to the Mouse?: Is R2 still in Potimus' ass when he leaves for Earth?!