Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love

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Republic.]] [[Talkative Loon "Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule.]] [[Did Not Do the Research Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed."]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny Damn mangoes. Those fibers never fooled me.]]

[Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love] is a Fairly Oddparents'' fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his anus, causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - a flower.

True to Comics Nix form, [[Rouge Angles of Satin every other word is spelled wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[Anatomically Impossible Sex insane nonsense]] to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.

=== Tropes: === pseudo quotes of Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and Plato. Plato. Just... Those. right. Seriously. accurately. Possibly ComicsNix's most insane work. Seriously, he's insane.
 * Crack Fic: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: So. Very. Many. Special mention goes to the
 * Also; "poop ladybug."
 * Did Not Do the Research: The quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and
 * Gross Out Show: Less so than a lot of Comics Nix's other work, surprisingly.
 * Lemon: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower.
 * Nausea Fuel: Especially with the description of his penis.
 * Shown Their Work: He uses the term gynoecium correctly AND spells it
 * Also, he uses the terms senescence and phimosis
 * So Insane It's Freaking Hilarious:
 * Talkative Loon: Comics Nix himself is one in his role as the narrator.
 * Troll Fic: And a damn fine one at that.