My Bloody Valentine 3D

A 2009 3D remake of the slasher film, also known as My Bloody Valentine 3D. it's something of a So Bad It's Good Affectionate Parody.


 * 3D Movie
 * Abandoned Area: Tunnel Number 5, and the old Palmer house.
 * All There in the Manual: A deleted scene reveals the shovel victim ("Teen Straggler") is named Brandy.
 * Alone with the Psycho: Tom, for a little bit at the beginning.
 * Arrow Cam:.
 * Asshole Victim: Frank.
 * Axe Before Entering: The killer takes the supermarket's "Knock Before Entering" sign to its logical extreme.
 * Bald of Evil: Harry.
 * Bar Brawl: The patrons don't take too kindly to Tom showing up at the local bar.
 * The Bartender: Sam.
 * Black Best Friend: Deputy Martin.
 * Black Bra and Panties: Sarah is at least wearing the former in the prologue.
 * Black Eyes of Evil: Like the original, the gas mask appears to have black holes for eyes.
 * Blood Spattered Innocents: After Harry gets shot, some of his blood splashes onto Tom's face.
 * Bloody Handprint: In the hospital after the massacre, and on the Palmers' dryer after Rosa's death.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall:.
 * Broken Heel: Axel trips while running from Harry in the opening.
 * Broomstick Quarterstaff: Megan tries fighting the killer off with a mop.
 * Calling Card: The cut out hearts placed in candy boxes.
 * Cast as a Mask: Chris Carnel played both Harry and in miner gear.
 * Chase Scene
 * Conspicuous CG: In some of the deaths, most noticeably Jim's.
 * Convenient Coma: Harry fell into one after being rescued from the mine.
 * Cool Mask
 * Couldn't Find a Pen: The hearts drawn in blood and "BE MINE 4 EVER".
 * Creator Cameo: Writer Todd Farmer plays Frank the Trucker.
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast: Selene is killed looking for her dog.
 * Curtain Camouflage: Done by Harry right at the beginning.
 * Dangerous Windows: The killer attacks Sarah through one she had planned on using to escape the store through.
 * Daylight Horror: The end.
 * Death by Mocking: Jason.
 * Death by Sex: Irene and Frank.
 * Don't Go in The Woods
 * Dual Wield: Briefly done by Harry.
 * Edible Bludgeon
 * Everyone Is a Suspect
 * Exact Words: When Ben tells Tom to make peace with his father if he wants to, he shows him an urn containing his father's ashes.
 * Eye Open: Harry coming out of his coma.
 * Eye Scream: Jason, Ben and a rescue worker's deaths.
 * Famous Last Words: "You're dead, motherfucker!" and "Shit!"
 * Fight Scene: Lots, but props to Red for putting up a pretty good one.
 * Final Girl: Sarah.
 * Fingore: When Red takes a swing at Tom in the bar, he misses and ends up punching a mirror.
 * Flipping the Bird: Given to Irene by Frank.
 * Flash Back: While in a coma, Harry dreams about the night he became trapped in the mine.
 * Frame-Up:.
 * Freudian Excuse:.
 * Gorn
 * Gross Up Close-Up
 * Half the Man He Used To Be: One of the hospital victims... don't ask how Harry managed that.
 * Hallucinations: Tom suffers from auditory ones,.
 * Home Porn Movie: Frank makes them... without his partners' knowledge.
 * Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday: Unlike the original, it's fairly incidental to the plot, though a deleted scene does reveal Harry was trapped while a Valentine's Day dance was being held.
 * Hot Mom: Sarah.
 * Hysterical Woman: Megan.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Through the head.
 * Improvised Weapon: The killer is attacked with a mop, a frying pan, a lamp base, a battery pack and a piece of frozen meat.
 * Info Dump: The 3D newspapers in the opening.
 * It's All My Fault: Tom's father in a deleted scene.
 * Jack the Ripoff:.
 * Jaw Breaker: Jim's death.
 * Jerkass: Axel. Dear sweet lord, Axel.
 * Kick the Dog: Frank secretly videotaped himself and Irene, calls her a whore, flips her off, then says he's gotten tired of her. He also has a wedding ring on, so we can add adultery to the list.
 * The Killer in Me:.
 * Kill Us Both: Suggested by Axel when Sarah has him and Tom at gunpoint.
 * Little People Are Surreal: The reason they decided to have the Thunderbird clerk be a little person, actually saying they though it gave the sequence "a Twin Peaks vibe".
 * Menacing Stroll: Mostly, though the killer does run a few times.
 * Mirrored Confrontation Shot: Done when Tom first comes face to face with the killer.
 * The Mistress: Megan.
 * Ms. Fanservice: Irene, played by Betsy La Rue, does not wear one stitch of clothing the entire time she is onscreen (and it's a long scene).
 * Mythology Gag
 * Necro Cam:.
 * Never Found the Body: Harry.
 * The Nineties: The prologue.
 * "No. Just... No" Reaction: In the commentary, director Patrick Lussier mentions this was essentially his reaction to a test screener ask if it was Megan's unborn baby, not her heart, that the killer cut out.
 * No-Tell Motel: The Thunderbird Motel.
 * The Not-Secret: Axel and Megan's relationship.
 * Offscreen Teleportation: Justified,.
 * Off with His Head: Brandy, sorta.
 * One Bullet Left: "Don't miss".
 * Only a Flesh Wound: Axel getting stabbed.
 * Only Known by Their Nickname: Red's real name (William Kirkpatrick) can be seen really briefly on an evidence board.
 * Peek-a-Boo Corpse: Sarah comes across several while running from Harry in the mine.
 * Plot Hole:.
 * Psycho Smirk:.
 * Reaction Shot
 * Red Herring:.
 * The Remake
 * The Reveal:.
 * Right Through the Wall: Irene and Frank, much to Tom's annoyance.
 * Say My Name: Tom screaming for Sarah after the car crash.
 * Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You
 * Sequel Hook:.
 * Scream Discretion Shot: The death of the first hospital nurse.
 * The Sheriff: Axel, successor to the retired Jim Burke.
 * Shovel Strike: Sarah attacks Harry with one in the prologue. He takes it from her and proceeds to behead Brandy at the jawline with it. Near the end, Axel fights with one.
 * Smoking Hot Sex: Planned by Irene, but the moment is ruined by Frank's assholishness.
 * The Stinger: The killer appears and takes a swing at the camera with his pickaxe.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: The beginning and end.
 * Super Window Jump: How Sarah escapes the old Palmer house.
 * There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Even though Red is obviously dead, the killer continues hacking away at him.
 * Those Two Guys: Jason and Michael.
 * Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Unless it gets embedded in a windshield.
 * Title In: Ten Years Later.
 * Token Minority: Deputy Martin and Rosa.
 * Turn of the Millennium
 * Vader Breath
 * Vigilante Execution:.
 * Weapon of Choice: A pickaxe, moreso than the original.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: When Sarah makes it clear that she knew Axel was cheating with Megan, Deputy Martin gives him the dirtiest look imaginable.
 * Wild Teen Party: The opening.
 * Would Hurt a Child: A reporter mentions that some of Harry's victims were children.
 * Would Hurt a Child: A reporter mentions that some of Harry's victims were children.