Excel Saga (anime)/Funny

"Your girlfriend is currently browsing the Crowning Moment of Funny page in the Anime section, and wants you to take a look. What do you want to do? A. Input your own favorite anecdote B. Tell her to stop wasting her time on that website C. Put it in The answer, of course, is always "C"."
 * "Herro! Merry Christmas I am, uh, Exceru! You ah dog!"
 * "Me llamo Excel! Feliz Navidad! You're my bitches."
 * From the first episode, "THE BULLET OF JUSTICE CAPS EVIL'S ASS!"
 * And then at the end Good Excel gets arrested from shooting Evil Excel.
 * There are a lot of these in just the first episode. Excel knocking people into space with her schoolbag, having to restart a scene repeatedly because she WON'T SHUT UP and then there's her mission to kill the artist of the series, then the shoulder angel fight, then her stint as a traffic director...oh my gosh, there's too many to list as a whole!
 * Pedro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * The Dating Sim parody episode had a couple of gems.


 * Ilpalazzo: "What? Who puts a bomb in a dating game?"
 * Welcome to Episode 26, Going Too Far. Not so much an exercise in crossing the line, but shooting the line in the knee, tossing it in a shallow grave, raping its mother and not paying the allemony. Refuge in Audacity Up to Eleven. Let us count the ways:
 * Using recent gas-killings as a gag.
 * More cussing than an NwA album.
 * Rampant pedophilia.
 * Visiting love hotels.
 * Introducing the audience to Oppai Loli.
 * Drowning the world in blood.
 * A run-time a minute over the standard length.