Painful Rhyme/Quotes

"Aram: I'm actually here to pass out this formal complaint against his existence. Complaint: "Articles XII-XVI: Incidents involving the word 'strife' in conjunction with the word 'life'.""

- Men in Hats 2004-01-21

"''The rhyme obliges me to this; sometimes. Monarchs are less imperative than rhymes"

- Lord Byron, after a particularly painful rhyme in Don Juan

"Just because you can rhyme the words "lyrical" and "miracle" doesn't mean that you are one."

- The Rap Critic, guest appearance on Bad Movie Beatdown