An Asskicking Christmas/Quotes

"Joel: Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas... Crow: Hey! What, like a good action sequence don't belong at Christmas?! Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of a action sequence in a Christmas carol..."

- Mystery Science Theater 3000, "Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas"

""Because it wouldn't be Christmas without guns and homicidal tendencies!""

- Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall