Tom Cruise/Quotes

"If you need any confirmation of how cool the Samurai warriors of Japan were, look no further than the film The Last Samurai. These people managed to survive and kick ass even with Tom Cruise in their midst. It'd be like running a marathon while dragging a dead cow behind you."

- Cracked

"Marianne: I'm not the one you need to answer to for your depraved behavior. There is a Higher Power who will judge you for your indecency.

Olive: Tom Cruise?"

- Easy A