It's All About Me/Quotes

""In the end, the only thing that matters to you, is you and the only thing that matters to me, is me.""

- Andrew Ryan, BioShock (series)

"Black Mage: "If you think about it, I'm the victim here." Thief: "How?" Black Mage: "I didn't get what I wanted.""

- 8-Bit Theater

""You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't, so you sit and spin Baby, someone is crazy and it's you.""

- Jonathan Coulton, "Someone Is Crazy"

"The moment is so fleeting But our talent is so vast The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed"

- Commentary! The Musical, "All About Me"

"Fry: Bender! This has nothing to do with you! Bender: That's impossible!"

- Futurama

""No! It's all about you! Because that's all you care about! You talk about being a man, but if you can turn your back on us after everything we've been through, you're nothing but a spoiled child!""

- Robin, Teen Titans

""Can't you stop talking about yourself for one second, Alex?""

- Jenna, Golden Sun: The Lost Age

"Anthony Marston: I've just been thinking--John and Lucy Combes. Must have been a couple of kids I ran over near Cambridge. Beastly bad luck. Judge Wargrave: For them, or for you? Anthony Marston: Well, I was thinking--for me--but of course, you're right, sir, it was damned bad luck on them. Of course it was pure accident. ... I had my license endorsed for a year. Beastly nuisance.."

- And Then There Were None

""Hego, can we focus here? ON ME !""

- Mego, Kim Possible

""All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?""

-, Portal 2

"Chopin: Unrelated, we are both on the cover of "Enormous Ego" this week. Liszt: Only this week?"

- Hark! A Vagrant, "Chopin and Liszt"