Hayate the Combat Butler/Funny

Since there are certainly a lot of hysterical moments within the series just list the chapter or episode number along with the example if you can, for at least some semblance of organization.

Some highlights include...
"Mrs Katsura: Make sure you resist if Hina-chan attacks you, Hayate-kun."
 * Chapter 302 has several moments actually, which is to be expected when the plot is basically,.
 * One that stands out is  returning home after being frustrated over the whole situation only to walk into her house and find....
 * Another comes after Hayate is incredibly close to . Since the chapter isn't over and he isn't allowed to succeed yet, he completely fails when  . What sells it is the beat panel right after where he seems to have actually realized his mistake right before the beating.
 * Adding to Mrs Katsura's contribution is her remark on the dangers of letting an adolescent boy and girl live together.

"Nagi: "Oh, Hayate. What's wrong?" Hayate: "Oh! Ojou-sama! Well, to be honest... um... uh..." Nagi: "... You've done it again, haven't you?" Hayate: "Yes, that's pretty much it...""
 * In chapter 309, Isumi helps Sakuya "become a more interesting person" so that she can understand Nagi's manga. This "training" consists of having Sakuya don a giant penguin suit and dance around comically. Those who recall chapter 83 will note the karmic Brick Joke.
 * Chapter 310 focuses on Nagi's attempt to find inspiration for her manga.
 * Alice relates to Nagi and Chiharu the story of being roused from her sleep the night before by a faint voice. The source of this voice was, in fact, a sleeping Hinagiku - who was writhing around and "breathing sweetly". When asked what sort of dream she was having, Hinagiku protests that she was merely in heat too hot.
 * Chiharu asks Nagi what causes a tightness in her chest. Nagi's answer? After a moment of careful consideration... traps. She doesn't even wait a beat panel before calling out for Hayate.
 * Chapter 326: Nagi's moment of genre savviness

"Hinagiku: Now I'll never be a bride... Ayumu: I'll take you. Hinagiku: What about Hayate? Ayumu: That's right... Then how about Polygamy?"
 * In the manga, one butler falls in love with Hayate, who at the moment is under a crossdressing curse. Although initially devastated when he finds out Hayate is actually a guy, he quickly comes around and tries to convince Hayate to travel with him to the Netherlands, where same-sex marriages are legal. (Cue Nagi's Megaton Kick.)
 * The following conversation:

"Narrator: Well, it is true he gave a girl something to drink in order to put her to sleep so that he could do something to her."
 * In episode eight when Nagi makes Hayate cross dress so she can take photos, which works well since . It's already funny enough that Maria was watching. Then . It's even funnier if you know that.
 * After season 2 Episode 12 you may never think of "Cruel Angel's Thesis" the same way again.
 * And let's not forget Klaus's flashback from back when he was a child.
 * In one episode Hayate ends up dressed as a Catgirl maid by his employer. Naturally, the employer's pet white tiger, Tama, takes a liking to him, and, umm... yeah. The scene is censored, so we're not quite sure if it's actual rape or molestation, but Tama's certainly going through the motions there before Hayate knocks him away with an uppercut.
 * Chapter 304 reveals that Kotetsu has become a stalker to Hayate when he follows Hayate into the public bath and directly states Ho Yay as the reason why he is there and states that he loves Hayate. Hayate responds by trying to drown him.
 * Chapter 360 ends with - from Chiharu's perspective - an unconscious Hinagiku, in Hayate's room, on Hayate's futon, with said butler leaning over her. Chiharu makes the obvious assumption and - as the narration is more than happy to point out - she's technically right.


 * Izumi Segawa once walked across her butler (and big brother) Kotetsu confessing his feelings of love at first sight to a forcibly crossdressed Hayate (of course, not realizing that the Catgirl he was so attracted to was in fact a male). Izumi, knowing that Hayate was in fact male, told the two to "continue, and just don't mind me".