Orcs Must Die!/Funny

"Sorceress: Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you?
 * Easily one of the best quotes of the game:

Apprentice: That's what the old man used to say.

Sorceress: I will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood!

Apprentice: He used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk.

Sorceress: Ugh. I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together.

Apprentice: Wow...yeah, he never said that."