Sanity Slippage/Quotes

"4:31 Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest. 4:32 Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here? 4:33 Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away. 13:72 Ah yes. There it is. (Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.)"

- Xkcd #313: Insomnia

"Mike: They did it! Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!

Kevin: Uh, Mike? We're not in—

Bill: Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... he's in a better place now.

Mike: And the eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!"

- Mike Nelson loses it while watching Battlefield Earth

"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

"Objective: Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch! Kung-Fu Jesus: Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore! And... that's bad.

medibot: Breakfast has been wrecked-

Kung-Fu Jesus: Breakfast eating stop! (Sonic hits a wall) Run into walls!

pokecapn: So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast.

Kung-Fu Jesus: Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. One day there was a day here at the place where we are called Free Waffle Day...

pokecapn: Uh-huh. (deals with laser fences) That's the GUN security system.

Kung-Fu Jesus: I hate the GUN security system.

a door closes in Sonic's face

pokecapn: SHIT PICKLE!!!"

- 7 hours into Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006

"It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon! [groans] It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? You can. You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!

(Later) HI GIRLS!"

- Twilight Sparkle in Lesson Zero, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic