Big Daddy (1999 film)/Funny

"Vanessa: He has a five year plan. Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?"
 * I little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.

"What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!"
 * The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.

"Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!"
 * When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.

"Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones."
 * When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.

"Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha. Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy? Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it? Sonny: Get off the stand please."
 * Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth.
 * Mr. Herlihy is a cross between this, and being a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.

"He drinks alot of soda. (suuuure he does)"
 * This don't help much...