I Read That As/T-Z


 * Tagalong Kid -> Tagalog Kid (Apologies to any Filipinos around.)
 * This Filipino troper thought this one too, so apology accepted.
 * Tilnanogue Kid
 * Take That Us -> Take That, US (someone doesn't like Eagle Land)
 * Talks Like a Simile --> Talks Like A Smile
 * Tastes Like a Simile ("Mustard of your doom!")
 * A Taste of Power -> A Waste Of Power -> A Taste Of Water
 * A taste of powder.
 * Tales of Magazine is commonly misread as Tails of Magazine or Tales of Magazne
 * Tastes Like Chicken -> Tastes Like Children
 * Ted Baxter Close Up -> Ted Baxter Closes Up, Dash Baxter close up
 * Telephone Polearm -> Telephone Problem
 * Tempting Fate -> Tempting Fate -> Tempting Fate
 * Tempting Bate
 * Tempting Brit. Or if you're that kind of person, Tempting Brit.
 * Tempting Fat
 * Twisted Fate
 * Terrible Ticking -> Terrible Tickling -> Terrible Trickling
 * That Makes Me Feel Angry - That Makes Me Feel Agony
 * That Makes Me Feel Hungry
 * The Chosen One -> The Chosen Orne (AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!)
 * I used to read The Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker as The Legend Of Zelda Wind Walker.
 * Thememobile -> The Meme Mobile, The Me Mobile
 * There Are No Therapists -> There Are The Rapists, They Are Not The Rapists, There Are No "The Rapists"
 * There Is Only One Bed -> Only One Beard, There Is Only One Bard
 * They Call Me Mister Tibbs -> They Call Me Mister Gibbs
 * Thinker Pose - Tinker Pose (don't ask)
 * Tinkerbell Pose, Tinker Rose
 * 3rd Rock From the Sun -> Third Reich from the Sun, Thirty Rock From The Sun
 * This Is My Boomstick -> This Is My Broomstick (It helps that this editor hasn't seen Army Of Darkness)
 * This... is... my... BROOMSTICK!,
 * This Is Something He's Got to Do Himself -> This Is Something He's Got To Do To Himself
 * This Is Something: He's Got To Do Himself
 * This Is Sparta -> This Is AAAAAAHHH
 * This! Is! FARTAAAAAA!!!
 * This! Is! SPARDA!!! -> This! Is! SPINDA!!!
 * This! Is! PRADA!
 * This! Is! DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 * This Is Your Premise On Drugs -> This Is Your Penis On Drugs, This Is Your Prinnies On Drugs
 * This Page Will Self Destruct -> This Pig Will Self Destruct
 * This Troper -> The Trooper
 * Thundering Herd -> Thundering Nerd (What, The Angry Video Game Nerd?)
 * -> Tsundering Her
 * Title Bin -> Titty Bin (Hey, it was bound to happen eventually, right?)
 * Titus Andronicus -> Titus And Ironicus
 * Token Evil Teammate -> Token Evil Incarnate
 * Token Minority -> Tolkien Minority --> Ticking Minority
 * Tokimeki Memorial -> Okidoki Memorial
 * Tolmekian Memorial
 * Tomato in The Mirror -> Tornado In The Mirror (AAAHH!)
 * Are you a Troper? Are you playing Iji? Komato In The Mirror.
 * Tomato Surprise -> Tornado Surprise ("EVERYBODY GET UNDER SOMETHING!")
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl -> Flamboyant Girly Girl
 * Took a Level In Badass -> Took A Level In A Badass; Took A-Levels In Badass
 * [[Took On A Badass Level
 * Took a Level In Dumbass
 * Took A Level In Fatass
 * Total Annihilation -> Toei Animation (though to be fair I am a little drunk as I type this), Total Inhalation
 * Total Party Kill -> Total Panty Kill
 * Tonight Party Kills
 * Touched By Vorlons -> Touched By Vogons
 * Touched by Voltron
 * Touched by Voltorb
 * Touched By Vorticons -> Touched By Vortigaunts -> Touched By Vorkosigans
 * Touched by Volcom
 * Douched By Vorlons
 * Touch My Vorlons
 * Touch. My. PINGAS!
 * Touched By Morons
 * Touched By Angels
 * Touched By Pylons -> Touched By Pythons
 * Touched By War Lions
 * Trailers Always Spoil + Trope Telegraphing -> Tropers Always Spoil
 * Training Tropes -> Training Toph
 * Transformation Ray -> Transformation Bay, Transformers Bay
 * Transformation Trauma -> Transformation Aura, Information Trauma
 * Transformers Energon -> Transformers Eragon
 * Transformers Aragorn
 * Trenchcoat Brigade -> Turncoat Bride
 * Treatcheron Brigade
 * Turnabout Brigade
 * Triggerheart Exelica -> Triggerheart Replica, Tiggerheart Replica
 * Triggerheart Excella
 * Tropemanteau -> Trope Mantis
 * Tropes About Taboos -> Tropes About Tattoos
 * Tropes Are Tools -> Tropers Are Tools
 * True Neutral -> Duke Neutral.
 * Truth Serums -> Truth Lemurs, Truth Sermons, Truth Semen
 * Truth Samus
 * Samus Is a Girl
 * Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle -> Tsukasa Reservoir Chronicle, Tsubasa Reservoir Carnival
 * Conversely, Tsukasa Hiiragi -> Tsubasa Hiiragi
 * Tsundere Reservoir Chronicle
 * Tsundere -> Tsunade, Tornado
 * Trunade (so therefore Giant Trunade -> Giant Tsunade)
 * TV Tropes Wiki -> TV Ropes Wiki
 * TV Toes Wiki
 * TV Popes Wiki
 * TV Poops Wikis
 * TV Tome Wiki
 * TV Gropes Wiki
 * TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life -> TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Liver
 * Twilight -> Twitlight
 * A Twinkle in The Sky -> A Twinkie in the Sky (yummy!)
 * Two Guys and A Girl -> Two Guys On A Girl
 * Two Guys One Girl
 * Tyke Bomb (and Laser Guided Tykebomb) -> Dykebomb, Tickbomb, Iykebomb
 * Tickbomb -> Dickbomb
 * X-Men -> X-Man. I think we all did at some point before 1992.
 * Ultraterrestrials -> Ultra Testicles
 * Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny -> Ultimate Hoedown Of Ultimate Destiny
 * Unexpected Genre Change: Unexpected Gender Change.
 * Unflappable Guardian -> Unfappable Guardian -> Unfappable Cardigan
 * Unions in Hollywood -> Unicorns In Hollywood
 * Unpleasable Fanbase -> Unpleasant Fanbase (kind of appropriate, really)
 * Unpronounceable Alias -> Unpronounceable Aliens
 * The Un Smile -> The Un Simile, The Un Slime
 * Unusual Euphemism -> Unusual Euphemia
 * Useful Notes On Poland -> Useful Notes On Polaroid
 * Useful Notes Of Blood (Death Note?)
 * Useful Notes On Punk -> Useful Notes On Pink, Useful Notes of Dunk, Jurassic Park (I have no clue how that happened).
 * Utopia Justifies the Means -> Utopia Justifies The Meats
 * Uwe Boll -> Uwe Bowl, Uwe Bull, Uwe Hole, Uwe Butthole, Uwe Bolk, Uwe Bowel.
 * Vancian Magic -> Vatican Magic (for when the Pope decides it's time to get serious)
 * Vicodin Magic
 * Van Helsing Magic
 * Van Buren -> Van Gurren
 * Van Helsing Hate Crime -> Van Helsing Hates Crime
 * Verbal Tic -> Verbal Tick
 * Verbal Kint -> Verbal Knit (how I got there, I don't know. Third Base.)
 * Verbal Kint -> Verbal C***
 * The Very Definitely Final Dungeon -> The Very Definitively Final Dungeon
 * Vetinari Job Security -> Katamari Damacy Job Security
 * Victorious Childhood Friend -> Victorian Childhood Friend, Vicarious Childhood Friend, Vicious Childhood Friend
 * Victorious Childhood Fiend
 * Viewers Are Morons -> Viewers Are Mormons -> Viewers are Nomnoms
 * Viewers Are Normans
 * Viewtiful Joe -> Beautiful Joe
 * Vengeful Joe
 * Villains Blend in Better -> Villains Blend In Butter
 * Villains Out Shopping -> Villains Out Shipping
 * Vocaloid -> Bukkakeloid
 * Vocal Void
 * Voices Are Mental -> Viewers Are Mean
 * Voices Of Hentai
 * Voices Are Metal
 * Vorkosigan Saga -> Volkswagen Saga
 * Waif Fu -> "Waifu"
 * "Why, foo?"
 * Wake Up Go to School Save The World -> Wake Up, Go To School, Fuck The World
 * Waking Non Sequitur -> Walking Non Sequitur
 * Walk It Off -> Wank It Off
 * Walk It Out
 * Warrior Therapist -> Warrior: The Rapist.
 * Wasteland Elder -> Wasteland Eldar
 * We Hardly Knew Ye -> We Hardly Knew Yu e
 * We Help the Helpless -> We Help The Homeless, We Are The Helpless, We Help The Heiress, We Help The Hercules
 * We Hump The Homeless
 * Weird Al Effect -> Weird AI Effect, Weird Al Infect, Weird Al Insect
 * Well Excuse Me Princess -> Well Intentioned Princess, Well Execute Me Princess
 * Weapon Tombstone -> Weapon Trombone
 * Western Animation -> Gestern Animation
 * We Will Not Have Pockets in The Future -> We Will Eat Hot Pockets In The Future
 * We Will Not Have Rockets In The Future
 * We Will Use Manual Labour in The Future -> We Will Use Manuel Labour In The Future
 * What an Idiot -> Waffle Idiot
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome -> What Do You Mean It's Not Aversion
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Didactic -> What Do You Mean It's Not Diabetic
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Heinous? -> What Do You Mean It's Not For Heroes?
 * What Happened to The Mouse? -> What Happened To The Moose?
 * What Happened To The Mousse?
 * What Happened To The House?
 * What Measure Is a Mook -> What Measure Is A Mork (which seems to be the position of the writers of Futurama.)
 * What Measure Is A Monk
 * What Measure Is a Non Human -> What Measure Is Anon Human -> What Measure Is Not A Human
 * What Measures a Human?
 * What Measure Is A Newman? -> What Measure Is A Newbie?
 * On the Cool Mask page and Color Coded for Your Convenience... W + T -> W b
 * White Dwarf Starlet -> White Dwarf Star Fleet
 * Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises -> Wide Eyes And Shuriken Irises
 * Widget Series -> Digit Series
 * Widow Woman -> Window Woman, Wonder Woman, Willow Woman
 * Will They or Won't They -> Will You, Won't You?
 * Winged Humanoid -> Widget Humanoid
 * Wisdom From the Gutter -> Wisdom From The Guitar, Wisdom From The Butler
 * Wishplosion -> Whiplosion
 * Fishplosion
 * The Woobie -> The Wookiee, The Boobie, The Mooby -> The Nooby
 * The Shoobie
 * The Coobie
 * The Shroobie
 * The Woolseyism -> The Wesley
 * Women Drivers -> Women Drinkers -> Woven Drinkers
 * Word Cruft -> World Cruft, War Craft, World Crust, World Craft, Word Craft
 * Word of God -> Word Of Zod, World Of God, Word Of Gold
 * The World God Only Knows -> The Word of God Only Knows
 * World of Warcraft -> World of Wordcruft
 * Wounded Gazelle Gambit -> Wounded Gazebo Gambit
 * Wring Every Last Drop Out of Him -> Writing Every Last Drop Out Of The Pen (Trying to avoid Couldn't Find a Pen for as long as possible?)
 * Wiring Every Last Drop Out Of Him
 * Writing Every Last Drop Out Of Him
 * Writing for The Trade -> Writing For The Tirade, Waiting For The Trade, Waiting for the Tirade
 * WTH Casting Agency? -> With Casting Agency -> What's With The Casting Agency?
 * XYY -> YYZ -> XYZ
 * Yamato Nadeshiko -> Yamato Nadesico
 * Considering that Martian Successor Nadesico was specifically named with Space Cruiser Yamato in mind, you're not that far off.
 * Yandere -> Flandere (somewhat appropriate, isn't it?)
 * Yangire -> Rangire
 * Ahrire
 * Yellow Sash of Power -> Yellow Slash Of Power
 * Yellow Slash Of Power can also refer to Link's Final Smash.
 * Yes Virginia -> Yes Vagina -> Yes Virginal
 * No Virginia
 * You Cannot Kill an Idea -> You Can Not Kill An Ikea
 * You Got Spunk -> You Got Splork
 * You Have to Burn The Rope -> You Have To Burn The Pope -> You Have To Bum The Pope
 * You Have To Burn The Trope
 * You Lose At Zero Trust -> You Lose At Zero Thrust, You Lose at Zeerust, You Lose With Zero's Trust, You Lose With Zero's Trust (not that you have a choice…)
 * You Lose At Zerg Rush
 * Your Other Left -> Your Left Ear
 * You Shall Not Pass -> You Shall Not Piss (on hospitality?)
 * You Wanna Get Sued -> You Wanna Be Sedated (Guess what this troper was listening to...)
 * You Wanna Get A Suit -> You Wanna Get A Slut
 * You Wanna Mary Sued
 * Yvonne Craig + Danny DeVito (on the list of actors needing summary) -> Yvonne De Carlo
 * Zack and Miri Make A Porno -> Zack and Wiki Make a Porno -> Zack and Cody Make a Porno -> Zack and Miri Make A Promo
 * Zeerust -> Veerust, Zerg Rush, Zee Thrust, See Rust, Zero Rust
 * Zettai Ryouiki -> Zetta Ryouiki, Zettai Ryuichi (I'd hit it?)
 * Zettai Ryouko
 * Zorbeez -> Zorbak
 * Zorbaz (Actually, I always misread Zorbaz signs as Zorbak and then Zorbeez. It's even worse when I try to say it.)