Shoddy Knockoff Product



""Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff! Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?""

- Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

A Shoddy Knockoff Product is dolled up to look like a popular and/or quality product, but being dolled up is the only work that went into it. You'd be lucky if it even functioned at all.

These could very well be used as a target of Convenience Store Gift Shopping, especially if they resemble a game that an ignorant relative thinks the recipient likes.

The Evil Twin of the Well Intentioned Replacement. While both tropes are about poorly made substitutes, that trope is with the genuine hope of making up for the thing being substituted. This trope is about just plain, old ripping you off.

Compare Bland-Name Product (to show a popular product in a show without stepping on trademarks), The Mockbuster (which does have a similar goal to this trope).

Contrast Follow the Leader (there is a clear influence, but it's not trying to make you think it's the actual work its following), Serial Numbers Filed Off (It's almost the same thing as another, but at the very least changes anything copyrighted).

Oh, and someone buy up TVIdioms.org, quick!

Anime and Manga

 * Kochikame: A chapter of begins with a police officer showing his new Porsche to the main characters. They were skeptical at for costing only a million yen and illegitimate designs including right-handed steering, front engine, etc. It turns out be a Daihatsu with a Porsche exterior. They went to the dealer who happen to sell faux high value cars with economy car interiors using names such as, "Porschu", "Furrari", and "BNW".
 * One episode of Keroro Gunsou had Keroro hoping to get his hands on an old knock-off Gundam model kit called "Dangale". Dangale is actually based on a real-life line of Gundam knock-offs called Gangale, or Gungal. As with Dangale in the show, Gungal models are actually sought after collector's items because they're so rare.
 * In one chapter of Alyosha, Alyosha seemingly wins a Play Station 3 at a carnival game and gives it to her friend Ryunosuke. Upon closer examination, he discovers it's a "P53", a Chinese knockoff with 53 games built into the console.
 * This is one of the running gags associated with both China and Hong Kong in Axis Powers Hetalia.
 * Toradora! has a coffee shop called Sudohbucks, complete with a green-and-white logo. The first time we see the place in the anime, Ryuuji wonders why it hasn't been sued yet.

Film

 * The Asylum, makers of Mockbusters like Transmorphers and I Am Omega.
 * Parodied in Coming to America, in which Mr. McDowell lives in perpetual terror of the McDonalds' lawyers coming down on him for his fast-food restaurant McDowell's, which aside from a few cosmetic changes is a blatant McDonalds rip-off.
 * In Serendipity the heroine and her wacky sidekick are vacationing in New York. The sidekick is thrilled to buy a "Prado" purse. The heroine is quick to remind her that at least her fake actually says "Prada" on it.

Literature

 * In the Kamikaze Girls novel, the protagonist's father sells knock-offs like this, and at one point she mocks him (in the narration, not to his face) for thinking that changing the brand name slightly will keep him from getting in trouble for it (which he does).
 * In The Da Vinci Code, this is used to avoid blowing a cover. A rich guy pretends to be a blue collar driver, but forgets to take his Rolex off. When a cop points it out, he says it was a cheap Fauxlex piece of shit he got off the street.

Live Action TV
"Father: 'Tis better Whole Family: Much better!"
 * All in The Family: The 1973 episode "Hot Watch," where Archie buys a designer Onega watch from a street salesman for $25, a great bargain for a watch that might be worth $300. Designer watch? Onega? A bargain? Nope – it's a cheap, poorly made watch that breaks within minutes, but Archie – and Mike, who is concerned that the watch might have been stolen – don't find out the truth until a jeweler points all this out. (Actually, the designer watch is "Omega").
 * In the short lived sitcom DAG, someone tried to get an Armani suit, but couldn't afford it. A friend promised him a suit just as good, but got an A!mani suit, and it was nothing like the suit he saw in the store.
 * On Cheers Norm's favorite low-price restaurant sold things which were nearly meat, like "Baff" and "Loobster."
 * One episode of Harry Hill's TV Burp expands on a clip from The Apprentice in which Alan Sugar talks about his "Kelvin Kleins" by mentioning all the other hokey gear he buys (he's rich because he buys these cheap knockoffs), including Knikey trainers and Christine Deeyor perfume.
 * The "Blockblister" sketch in The Amanda Show. A video store operated by Italian immigrants who sell poor quality videos being homemade spoofs of Hollywood films (Austin Powders, Wizard of Voz) with them acting in it.

"Claudia: Honey, why is Rolex spelled with three Xs? Paul: It's the sports model."
 * In one episode of CSI: NY Stella berates a criminal selling knock-off Rolexes that had Rolex spelled with "two Ls and a Z".
 * NCIS: Tony buys an iPod for $30. Kate spots that it's actually an L-pod and has nothing inside the casing.
 * In an episode of Spin City, noted cheapskate Paul gives Claudia a "Rolex" as a gift:


 * The SerfBoard in the The Sarah Jane Adventures story "The Man Who Never Was", a shoddy laptop computer whose maker attempted to sell it with the help of alien-slave-controlled hypnotic technology.

Newspaper Comics
"Roger: The guy told me they were the same thing. Paige: Daddy, Tamagotchis are cute! They hatch out of eggs and sleep and play and eat and grow! This thing's just plain nasty. Roger: Paige, give it a chance! You've only had it one day! Tamagrouchy: Yeah, listen to baldy."
 * Dilbert mocks this, like "Wibsters Dictionary".
 * Roger in FoxTrot frequently gets nailed by this. During the digital pets craze, his daughter Paige wanted a Tamagotchi. He thought a Tamagrouchy was close enough. It wasn't.


 * One particular Boondocks story arc involved the granddad getting Huey a "Phony Funstation" as a present. He then tries to justify it by saying it came with a free griddle.

Toys
"...a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED]. Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch"
 * Even though they are compatible with LEGO, many kids are often disappointed to receive Mega Bloks instead of proper LEGO from a parent, relative or friend unaware of the difference between the two and just going for the cheaper product. Unlike most examples, Mega Bloks doesn't really actively pretend to be LEGO - its branding and products are fairly well-differentiated from LEGO, it's fairly easy to tell the difference when you have one of the same sort of piece from each to observe, and it tends to produce relatively different sorts of sets with a greater emphasis on licenced cash-ins. According to the SCP Foundation, sentient self-assembling LEGO brick specimen aren't particularly pleased to see instances of Mega Bloks either...


 * Or, Cock Bloc.
 * Back during its run, Bionicle tended to get hit very hard with knockoffs from all over the world, some of the most well-known discovered ones including "Invincibility Robots" and "Maskers". Interestingly, most BIONICLE knockoffs were visually near-indistinguishable from the real thing - many even used the exact same packaging and canisters, though with the BIONICLE and LEGO logos edited or removed. Amusingly, one discovered instance of a knockoff took the 2005 Rahaga sets and replaced their heads with what appeared to be Darth Vader helmets.
 * Oddly enough, the August, 2007 issue of Popular Science featured an article on the various shameless ripoffs from China. Main part of the article was one of the copied cars getting the attention of the actual car maker - and offered to fix it up to them (the copied car was extremely dangerous''. It explains how some companies manage to get crap electronics out the doors, even when they're only on display (they literally have loads of engineers photograph the living shit out of electronics on display). Hell - there's even the "iClone" episode, where there was a surprisingly good touch phone (before everyone else started to Follow the Leader!)
 * From TRSRockin.com, we have fake and bootlegged Pokémon toys and Video Games, as well as nifty little toy ripoffs found in a dollar store (with Engrish!text).
 * There are a lot of Barbie or Bratz imitations that try(and succeed) to convince older people that they are Barbies or Bratz dolls.
 * Transformers knockoffs here and here.
 * Twist n' Change Robots. You can find them at many toy stores and drugstores. They're actually based on old Takatoku molds, which were also the basis for Select's Convertors Defenders toy line, and some official Transformers such as Whirl and Roadbuster.
 * There's even a Combining Mecha Thomas the Tank Engine knockoff. What are you, Thomas the Might Gaine?!
 * K-Mart's Just Kidz Robo Morphers toy line includes a Rodimus knockoff that becomes a Ferrari Enzo lookalike, a Movie Ratchet knockoff, and a Cybertron Evac knockoff.
 * Big Lots has several, including G1 combiner bootlegs, "Robot Kings", and the "Battle Robots", one of which is an even flimsier clone of the aforementioned Rodimus Ferrari wannabe.
 * Befitting the franchise's Merchandise-Driven nature, there are fans who actually collect bootlegs and knockoffs, and that's without getting into the fan-made "reproductions" of Classics and G1 toys, along with downsized Masterpiece figures.
 * Cracked.com published this article profiling cases of unintentionally funny knockoff toys.
 * Star Wars toys are frequently knocked-off, and some have actually become more valuable then the official merchandise. The vintage Turkish and Polish varieties are the most popular.

Video Games

 * A large percentage of Shovelware is made of these.
 * Many video games made for early pre-assembled desktop computers (starting with Apple ][, Tandy/Radio Shack TRS-80, Commodore PET in 1977) were poor-quality imitations of coin-op arcade games. The underlying hardware was simply not capable of anything better. The names of the knockoffs differed from the arcade originals, but Warner (which owned Atari) was infamous for repeated attempts to sue over copying the "look and feel" of individual games... even though Atari's own model 2600 home consoles were as bad or worse.
 * Once home PCs had improved sound and colour graphics, the days of Atari's consoles as a cash cow for Warner came to a very abrupt end. The home version was a poor-quality substitute for the arcade game; much of the product ultimately landed in an Almagordo NM landfill.
 * Many unlicensed/bootleg NES games, especially by Thin Chen Enterprise (often sold under the Sachen brand name), are shoddy imitations of licensed ones, e.g. Silent Assault : Contra, Rocman X : Mega Man X, Challenge of the Dragon : Double Dragon, Jurassic Boy : Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Heroes : Porting Disaster, Q-Boy : Kirby. There are also several "pirate original" games based on movie franchises, such as Harry's Legend and Titenic.
 * Dr. Wario in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Micro Game$! is a parody of bootleg games where the main character (and possibly others) is replaced with another character from a totally unrelated and usually more popular game, with the game's title screen also edited appropriately.
 * Guitar Superstar is a plug-n-play knockoff of Guitar Hero.
 * Ditto for Guitar Fever.
 * There are -- or were -- ads on The Other Tropes Wiki promoting an online game entitled Space Trek.
 * Then there's "World of LordCraft" (from the same organization that's behind Evony), which has banner ads that urge you to "join the battlt now" (yes, spelled "battlt").
 * The multicart Caltron 6-in-1, in addition to the original game Magic Carpet 1001, features knockoffs of Space Harrier(Cosmos Cop), Balloon Fight(Adam & Eve), Sokoban(Porter), Make Trax(Bookyman), and Buster Brothers(Balloon Monster).
 * The POPstation (actually spelled that way) a Real Life knockoff of the PlayStation Portable: acts as an extremely good example of this trope—as well as the former Trope Namer—and that's about the only good thing it does. Check out this video review. There are other products in the POPStation Watch series which are devices shaped like other consoles but have the same internals.
 * Other PlayStation Portable knock-offs include the GameStation, the Funstation, the PlayCentral, the RumbleStation (includes games from everbody's favorite NES producer, Color Dreams) and many oldies compilations put in a Nintendo 64 controller (Powerplayer Super Joy; they got shot down by Nintendo pretty quick).
 * Within weeks of the release of the Wii console, the Vii. Said to be made by Ken Sing Ton (Bland-Name Product knockoff of Kensington). Now we have the Vii 2. With its Porwer button and its new strangely-shaped controller, but with the same low quality games, it oughta be a blast! In a similar vein we have Tilt Games, and the Wiii!
 * DDR. No, not Dance Dance Revolution... just DDR. Made by "DDR Game", apparently.
 * The PCP Station. A PlayStation Portable lookalike with Xbox buttons that's named after a drug. It comes with "Street Overlord" and "Super Mary". Also, "Chanticleer Hegemony".
 * The Power Player Super Joy: A Famicom clone shaped like an N64 controller and the second controller is a Sega Genesis controller.
 * There's also a Famiclone Vii.
 * Behold, Final Combat, a Chinese knockoff of Team Fortress 2 that couldn't be more blatant if it tried. To be fair, the Striker does seem like a legitimately new class, but the Rocket, Firebat, Fatman, and Sniper are obvious ripoffs of TF2's Soldier, Pyro, Heavy, and... er, Sniper. Even the map most of the gameplay videos take place in is a blatant ripoff of Harvest (which is doubly insulting when you remember that Harvest was a fan-made map. Ouch.). Worse yet, closer observation will show that it's actually a ripoff of multiple games, as the maps besides the Harvest lookalike are taken from Battlefield Heroes. Just how many stolen assets are actually in this thing?!
 * In World of Tanks, there's a Chinese T-54 knockoff, labeled Type 59. It's 1 tier lower and generally worse than the original, except the armor slopes, which make it quite tough.
 * A Chinese rip off of Mario Kart Wii, found here. It's quite literally a texture hack of Mario Kart Wii being sold on the app store, complete with the exact same tracks (with minor texture edits to remove Mario references), the exact same items and likely everything else being the same as well.
 * An in-universe example in Mafia: Definitive Edition has Vincenzo, Salieri's resident armourer, scoff off a shipment of Babe Ruth-branded baseball bats as an obvious forgery.

Web Animation

 * Homestar Runner: Mocked in this email toon from Strong Bad, in which he has officially unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise, and objects to Bubs selling legit-looking "unlicensed unlicensed" merchandise.

Web Comics

 * In Homestuck, although it's mentioned that John is a Ghostbusters fan, his iconic Green Slime Ghost T-shirt is actually a Japanese character totally unrelated to Slimer.

Web Original

 * Stuart Ashen specializes in reviewing cheap knock-off products; usually game consoles and toys. The most famous being the POP Stations: A series of cheap and unplayable LCD handheld games made to look like existing video game consoles.
 * Mike Mozart of Jeepers Media occasionally reviews knock-off toys and merchandise in his videos.
 * This video made by YouTube user: leokimvideo showcases several cheap knock-off toys based on Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * A group on Flickr titled Fake Products: Mutant Knockoffs is entirely dedicated to collecting photographic evidence of these sorts of imitations. Some of them are quite hilarious. Even more are to be found at The Chinese Copy Pool.

Western Animation
"Homer: Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics! Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs. Homer: Hey, I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox, and Sorny!"
 * The Simpsons
 * Homer goes to a discount electronics store:

"Peter: You got Legos? Aw, sweet! Lois only buys me Mega Bloks. Lois: They're the same thing, Peter. Peter: You know what, Lois? They are not the same thing. And the sooner you get that through your thick skull, the sooner we can get this marriage back on track."
 * Springfield Elementary at one time served "Malk" instead of milk. ("Now with Vitamin R!")
 * Superintendent Chalmers takes his "coffee-flavored Beverine" "grey with Creamium".
 * Family Guy: The Lego/Mega Bloks example is referenced:


 * Lampshaded in Futurama, when Fry is duped by a back alley organ trader who tries to convince him that Z-Ray eyes are even better than X-Ray eyes.
 * Martini in Olive the Other Reindeer sells knockoff Rolexxx watches. Olive was suspicious about it at first, but ended up buying one of these anyways, with predictable results.
 * One episode of The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat featured a Corrupt Corporate Executive who sold cheap knockoffs of Felix's magic bag. At first, the only noticeable difference was that the copies were black where the original is yellow and vice-versa. However, they used cheap materials to replace expensive ones because the boss said the customers would never know and to replace materials the spies failed to identify while analyzing the original bag because nobody would care. Despite knowing the knockoffs would be dangerous, they mass-produced the black bags.

Real Life

 * These articles from Sankaku Complex. Do note though: Site NOT safe for work. If you browse through the posts tagged "China", you'll find more and more cases of this trope, some of which might even challenge your sense of belief. What's worse, they always deny accusations that they're ripping off original ideas.
 * There's even a ripoff of the iconic Gundam statue.
 * During the 70s-80s and even to an extent today, the Fender Stratocaster was a victim of frequent awful duplicates and clones until Fender took matters into their own hands and began to produce Squier guitars, budget-priced Japanese-made Fender products.
 * Since Third World Countries are a major trading partner of China, the quality of the knock-off products has become something of a business model. There are several levels of quality, ranging from abysmal to almost as good as the real thing. There was a direct connection between the quality of the items and the affluence of the importer. In theory, this allows everyone to get a taste of the product, albeit in varying qualities. Compare that with original Western products that are good quality but often times over the price range of the average buyer in third world locales such as Sub-Saharan Africa.
 * In Brazil and in China (see Engadget's "Keepin' It Real Fake" section), cheap knockoffs of smartphones are very common.
 * Most of the time, they copy the iPhone, Nokia smartphones or Android-based phones, the latter being aided by Android's open-source nature, though certain components, most notably the Play Store components, are proprietary and restricted to certified OEMs, not to mention that the Android-based clones are more often than not run on a very-low-tier MediaTek system-on-chip to save costs. In an ironic twist, counterfeit iPhones run on Android, albeit heavily skinned to more closely resemble iOS thus adding a heavy overhead to an already-anaemic chip. The earliest clones however use either a real-time OS supplied to them by MediaTek, or a half-heartedly skinned version of Windows Mobile 6 in the case of the more expensive models. Such was MediaTek's involvement in the counterfeiting scheme that a Chinese newspaper described Ming-Kai Tsai as "the Godfather" of the Shanzhai cellphone industry, a cottage industry spurred by MTK's introduction of low-cost turnkey cellular solutions. Perhaps ironically enough, the same MediaTek would eventually sell their wares and tooling to major electronics firms, several of which became victim (and still is, funnily enough) to MediaTek's implicit aiding and abetting of counterfeiters such as Nokia and Samsung.
 * One such manufacturer who gained notoriety for copying iPhones even had the balls to sue Apple for copying their "Goophone i5" (a knockoff of the iPhone 5) on the grounds that they released it first.
 * Some people advise buyers to refrain from purchasing memory cards online, as they are more often than not counterfeit if not of questionable quality, not to mention that they can be hacked to report a larger capacity than it actually is. And forget about using a promotional flash drive you got off a convention or as a company souvenir either -- data recovery facilities brand them as a ticking time bomb due to their poor construction.
 * In a similar vein to forged SD cards, surplus units of older-generation Nvidia and AMD video cards such as the GeForce GTX 550 Ti or GTS 450 can be flashed with a hacked BIOS to make it appear as a newer-generation model, often reporting as a "1050 Ti" or something along those lines. While they do more or less work in some cases, they're mostly cut-price trash with (newer) games performing poorly if not crashing outright due to said hacked firmware. (Owing to the fact that the video memory being reported is more than what the card actually has, and in earlier cases with ex-8800 or 9600 cards hacked as a "GTX 770", not being capable of running DirectX 11 games and later) Unfortunately, sites like eBay have been flooded to the brim with these cards, and as what a YouTuber stated, it is just as unfortunate and disgusting that the ones selling them are preying on impressionable youths eager to play Fortnite on their budget gaming rigs. This may have also been one of the factors that led to GPU manufacturers locking down on BIOS modding, not to mention that it also led to an unfortunate side effect where the Nouveau open-source driver team is unable to implement certain features due to the video BIOS being so locked down tight.
 * Subverted with aftermarket clones of Harley-Davidson and Chevrolet engines as while they are effectively unauthorised reproductions of said motors, their quality and performance is either to par with the ones they're imitating, or surprass the OEM offerings by more than a margin. Harley did sue at least two clone manufacturers in the 2000s for alleged patent infringement, but the practice still continues to this day, albeit with S&S having to use names vaguely reminiscent of the original Harley engines they were based of, such as the "T-Series" (no, not that T-Series) clone of the Twin Cam. One manufacturer did gain a dubious reputation though, specifically the RevTech line of crate engines and transmissions from Custom Chrome--their six-speed gearboxes were described by mechanical engineer and entrepreneur Alan Sputhe, also a purveyor of Harley reproduction engines, as "an engineering abomination". Many a horror story could be found on Harley-Davidson fan forums about its supposed unreliability, and some merely steer clear from them because they're not "American-made" (i.e. made in Korea), though some argued that their quality has improved somewhat over the years.
 * Shirley Temple's popularity during the 1930s led to both licensed merchandise and counterfeit goods featuring her likeness, such as "an army of unlicensed dolls, clothing and oddities" and even cigars with her face printed on the bands. While she was in retrospect appalled by the "elusive commercial scoundrels" unfairly cashing in on her childhood fame, she concluded that it made no financial sense to sue every single counterfeiter considering the costs of litigation and the economy of the time. They did however go after a few high-profile cases, one of them being Ideal filing a $100,000 patent infringement suit against a certain Lenora Doll Company who manufactured Shirley dolls without a license. Temple herself was named as a co-plaintiff befitting her celebrity status during the height of her popularity.
 * Knockoff "Vintage" phonographs made in India/China are common on eBay/antique stores. Sometimes, they're correctly labeled and sold as replicas, but some sellers tend to attempt to pass them off as authentic Victor phonographs from the early 20th century. While they look real to the average person, experienced collectors can easily identify them as fakes by the shape of the box, materials used, and parts on the player.
 * Mike Mozart of Jeepers Media once reviewed a bunch of knockoff iPods. The reality of these things annoyed him a great deal. He strongly recommends the official iPods in this case.
 * The city of Kunming, China contains an almost perfect copy of an Apple Store. A few tiny tip-offs include displaying the name of the store (real stores just show the Apple logo) and the employees' name tags just simply saying "Staff" rather than their name. Amazingly enough, even the employees were fooled.
 * There's also 11 Furniture Store, a fake Ikea that copies almost everything about it, but the cafeteria serves traditional Chinese food instead of Swedish food. This is also located in Kunming.
 * With the return of the ceiling fan to popularity in the late 1970s-early 1980s, most quality models (such as this Hunter Original) were made in the USA, had long-lasting motors and parts, were relatively quiet, and could cost well over $250–300 new (roughly $1,000 on today's market). Enter the $29.95 offering from "Family Handyman" magazine, complete with the advertisement literally "daring you to tell us the difference"... well, listen for yourself... and enjoy the yellow plastic while you're at it.
 * A Chinese company named Lifan used to make and sell "Hongda" motorcycles which were shoddy copies of Honda's models, until Honda sued and put a stop to it.
 * In a similar incident, a Filipino company called Ramas-Uypitching Sons, Inc. was sued by Honda for selling clones of their underbone bikes especially the Honda Wave series. Said clones were badge engineered variants of motorcycles sold by Chinese firm Loncin and assembled by Ramas from knockdown kits, and are for the most part functionally identical to their Honda counterparts.
 * Between the two World Wars, due to regulations on arms exports, China started developed a large industry of cloning foreign firearms for domestic use. While several were very solid copies made in factories, there were lots of guns made by hand by decent to good machinists who didn't really understand how guns worked. This leads to very early examples of Chinese Shoddy Knockoff Products like a pistol with a bayonet lug, markings from multiple different companies or non-working sights.
 * Swords marked "ulfberht" were known for exceptionally high quality during the 9th to 11th century. Naturally several fakes arose (particularly after the high quality materials needed for them dried up), and chemical testing of archaeological artifacts shows many examples have much lower quality steel than authentic examples and often had incorrect markings. This trope is thus Older Than Print.
 * Prior to the Spanish Civil War, Spain didn't really recognize foreign patents. Cue production of blatant and, generally, low quality copies of goods protected by foreign patents.
 * Many of the early high-profile US patents for inventions ranging from sewing machines to cotton gins attracted imitators who designed their machinery slightly differently, in an attempt to do the same task but not infringe on the patent. This led to some inferior products, like machines which sewed in "chain stitches" instead of "lock stitches". Break one stitch and the rest unravel.
 * Khyber Pass, which links the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan, has a lot of gunsmiths. Some of these smiths are more talented than others. As foreign soldiers who are paid enough to make the local currency look like Funny Money have recently been active in the area and (supposed) antique firearms are fairly easy to import into their home countries, several of these gunsmiths have made fake antique guns for sale to these soldiers. Some of these are very poorly made, unsafe to fire and won't fool anyone (yet will still be bought because such item are an interesting souvenir in their own right) but others are genuinely high quality replicas even an expert can't tell the illegitimacy of easily.
 * Those drugs/medicines which spam e-mails insist are from an "online Canadian pharmacy". Most often, there is no Canadian connection; drug costs are significantly lower in Canada hence the moniker. In Spam Nation, cybersecurity expert Brian Krebs identifies the digital mafia behind the two largest spam pharmacies as Russian, with the product mostly originating in Southeast Asia. The product exists, but quality is variable... some are the real McCoy, some are knockoffs of variable reliability, some are worthless, some are expired. The only sure thing? Buy from these people, and you will be spammed for the rest of eternity as that marks you as someone who buys dodgy medicine online. And it gets worse as other such stores don't actually have the drugs in stock at all, instead serving as a front for credit card theft.
 * A confectionery company in the Philippines called Columbia Food Products came up with their own malt drink named "Chocquick" in 2005. It wasn't before long that Nestle took umbrage and sued Columbia for trademark infringement, as the packaging bore a suspicious resemblance to Milo, most especially the green, gold and white colour scheme and the logo itself, though in the case of Chocquik Columbia used a Spencerian script similar to Columbia's corporate logo. It also didn't help that the brand name is similar to Nestle's other chocolate drink product Nesquik. Boxes of Chocquik were seized following a search warrant, though the case was eventually dismissed in favour of Columbia, concluding that "this jurisdiction finds that there is no probably cause that Columbia’s Chocquik products constitute an infringement on Nestle’s trademarks or an act of unfair competition" and Nestle didn't have any exclusive rights to the colour scheme used in Milo.