"Join the Army," They Said/Quotes

"Oh sergeant, was this the adventure you meant, When I put my name down on the line? All your talk of computers, of sunshine and skis, I'm asking you, sergeant, where's mine?"

- Billy Connolly

"He said, "Son, Have you seen the world? Well, what would you say If I said that you could? Just carry this gun, you'll even get paid." I said, "That sounds pretty good.""

- Hero of War

""'Join the army,' they said! 'See the world,' they said! I'd rather be sailing.""

- Human Footman, Warcraft II

""I joined the army to see the galaxy, but all I got was eight-hour watches of listening to weird politicians making appointments to-""

- Zavirk, Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice

"Join the army! See the world! Meet interesting people! And shoot them."

- Unknown

"We're in the Army now, We're not behind a plow We'll never get rich digging a ditch We're in the Army now."

- Abe Lyemon and the Californians - We're in the Army Now

""'Join the Marines, see the galaxy.' Hell.""

- Marine survivor on Nepmos, Mass Effect 1