Is That the Best You Can Do?

Stock phrase: "Is that the best you can do?" or "Is that the best you got?" Optional responses include "Not even close" (if the first speaker's been beaten to a pulp) or "Unfortunately, yes..." (if the first speaker doesn't even have his/her hair mussed).

Often said defiantly, only rarely despairingly. Usually said by a person that abides by The Law of Diminishing Defensive Effort. If it's followed up by Now It's My Turn, you better hope you have your legal affairs in order.

See also Punch-Punch-Punch Uh-Oh and Won't Work On Me for situations where this is most often said.

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Anime and Manga
"Sanosuke Sagara (Zanza): [after being punched in the head with a dagger and being completely unharmed] Is that the best you can do? Even with a dagger? Man, I sure picked a boring fight."
 * Rurouni Kenshin

"Frieza: Well, now! Satisfied? Goku: (getting back on his feet) Is that the best you can do? Frieza: What? Goku: I said, is that the best you can do?"
 * Happens a lot in Dragon Ball Z when the saiyans aren't at the level of the moment's Big Bad...or vice versa, sometimes.


 * The Nightmare King from the Animated Adaptation of Little Nemo in Slumberland says something similar as Nemo attempts to remember the incantation to activate the Royal Scepter, the only thing that can defeat him.
 * Occurs frequently in Bleach, both from bad guys to good guys and good guys to bad guys: "Is that all you've got?" Generally indicates that the loser is in dire shape, but somehow they will still triumph in the end.

Comic Books

 * Marv's Last Words in Sin City: The Hard Goodbye: "Is that the best you got, you pansies?" This is after taking a seat in the electric chair.

Film
"[Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him] Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?"
 * Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"Truman: [While sailing in the artificially-roughened winds and seas, he shouts to the sky] Is that the best you can do?"
 * The Truman Show

"[Johnny engulfs Dr. Doom in a huge fire cone that burns away his clothes and outer skin] Victor Von Doom: Is that the best you can do?"
 * Fantastic Four

"Gloria the Hippo: Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. Is that the best you can do, Melman? Melman: Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas."
 * Madagascar

"Betty: I'll try? Is that the best you can do?"
 * The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

"[Carter and Dingle are reading a "Dick Tracy" comic strip] Constance 'Connie' Milligan: Is that the best you can do with your time?"
 * The More the Merrier (1943)

"Patrick Harper: There must be something you can do for him, Father! Father Curtis: I'm a priest. I pray for him. Patrick Harper: Is that the best you can do for him?"
 * Sharpe's Sword

"Marshall: [Backing away as Louis continues pushing him] That the best you got? Is that the best you got man?"
 * Mary Poppins. Bert, to Michael Banks while riding merry-go-round horses.
 * Lord of Illusions: Harry D'Amour (Scott Bakula)
 * Keeping the Faith: Father Brian Finn (Edward Norton)
 * Vertigo: Judy Barton (Kim Novak)
 * The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea: Morgana
 * Tank Girl. Kesslee, after TG drops a bucket of water on his head.
 * August Rush.

"Tillover: How does a week in the hole sound? Djinn: A week, is that the best you got? I was once in a hole for 3000 years, this should be a breeze."
 * Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

"Shark: Is that the best you got, Murray?"
 * Treed Murray.


 * Rocky said this at least once during his climactic fight with Clubber Lang in Rocky III, and much more than that.

Literature
"Iofur: Is that all? Is that all?! Iorek: Yes. That is all."
 * Iofur Ragnarson to Iorek Byrnison in His Dark Materials:
 * Iorek rips off Iofur's jaw*

Live Action TV
"Kyril Finn: You haven't tasted real fear yet, Doctor. Doctor Beverly Crusher: Is that the best you can do? Is fear the only weapon you have?"
 * Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The High Ground"

"Kensi Blye: Crashing in the spare bedroom, is that the best you can do? You were lucky I didn't shoot you."
 * NCIS: Los Angeles episode "Hand-to-Hand"

"David Silver: I was thinking we could take it down to the beach somewhere and bury it. Dylan McKay: It that the best you can do?"
 * Beverly Hills, 90210 episode "Scared Very Straight" [concerning a bag full of drugs]

"Adrian Monk: Ok, fine. His name is Doctor...Door. Harold Krenshaw: Doctor Door? Is that the best you can do? I suppose if we were standing by that alarm you would've said Doctor Bell."
 * Monk episode "Mr. Monk Fights City Hall"

"Peggy Bundy: [off-screen, implying they're having sex] Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?"
 * (His name actually is Doctor Bell)
 * Married... with Children episode "Buck the Stud"

"Lister: What time is it? Rimmer: [drunkenly crawls over to the alarm clock] Saturday. Lister: Is that the best you can do? Rimmer: There are some numbers next to it but they could be anything."
 * Red Dwarf episode "Thanks for the Memory"

"Johnny Ringo: Go ahead, Chet. Go ahead and draw! Chet Tomstedter: Sure. I shoot an unarmed man and you and that fancy shot kid gun me down for murder legal. Is that the best you can do, Ringo?"
 * Johnny Ringo episode "The Assassins" (1960)


 * Smallville episode "Exposed". Jonathan Kent, "Is that the best you got?" variant.

Music

 * The Protomen song "Vengeance" has Mega Man give the "Is this the best you've got?" version when making his way through Wily's hoards. And it is AWESOME!

Video Games

 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (2009): Leatherhead
 * In Baten Kaitos, a few characters (usually Kalas or Xelha) say something like this whenever they successfully block an attack.
 * Falco, in Sector Y, if you can't hold off all the one-shots says exactly this. Enjoy not going to Aquas.

Web Original
"Stone: (dusts his shoulder off and looks at the driver) "That all you got?""
 * Pulled off once with panache in a Global Guardians story. A mook, trying to take out the Nigh Invulnerable Flying Brick superhero Stone, slams into the hero with a fully loaded tractor-trailer.

Western Animation
"Wheeler: We're gonna try to tickle the clam open? Is that the best you can do?"
 * Captain Planet and the Planeteers episode "A Creep from the Deep":

"Martin: Is that the best you've got?! (Quietly) Because that was pretty good."
 * In Martin Mystery, when the gang is fighting a really evil baddie, Martin dodges a really nasty fireball.

"King Rat: That's the best you got? Bird, that is some weak sauce!"
 * The Penguins of Madagascar, "Crown Fools":

""Alright, loony! Show me what you've got!" (Homer sneaks up behind him and axes him in the back) "Ach! Is that the best you can do?" (dies)"
 * Teen Titans: "Robin, is that the best you can do?"
 * Spoofed in the Halloween Simpsons episode where Groundskeeper Willie is killed off in every story. During "The Shinning", he comes running into the house after Homer goes crazy.

""Is that the best you could do, Starscream? And to think, you actually believed you could take over as leader of the Decepticons." (Powers up fusion cannon) "You couldn't lead a parade." (Va-voom)"
 * Transformers Animated, "Mission Accomplished"

""You'll have to do better than that!""
 * Gargoyles, Most episodes with Macbeth