Filthy Rich & Catflap/Quotes

"Eddie: Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP!"

"Filthy: This morning I coughed so hard I sucked my trousers up my backside."

"Richie: And completely by surprise you're going to die. Yeah everyone will think it was an accident except me, I'm the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw."

"Richie: Ahh... The morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world."

"Eddie: Blimey they're a restless crowd. Filthy: Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already what with being crap."

"Eddie: It is Filthy Ralph, the impresario, promoter, pornographer and common thief. Richie: I know who Filthy Ralph is. Eddie: Yeah but they don't"