The Thing (1982 film)/Funny

". . . you gotta be fucking kidding."
 * Palmer's reaction to the Spider-Head.

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if it's not too much trouble, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"
 * It's gets even funnier when it's revealed that Palmer  when he said that.
 * Garry, after the blood test.

"I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and it's pissed off, whatever it is!"
 * Clarke's description of the Thing:

"I don't believe any of this voodoo bullshit! Cut me loose! Cut me loose dammit, cut me loose!"
 * Childs, on multiple occasions.


 * When McReady checks up on Blair, he already has a noose with which to hang himself.