Blue Man Group

""Ready? GO.""

Blue Man Group is a creative organization founded by Chris Wink, Matt Goldman and Phil Stanton. The organization produces theatrical shows and concerts featuring music, comedy and multimedia; recorded music and scores for film and television; television appearances for shows such as The Tonight Show, Las Vegas, Scrubs, ''FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman and Arrested Development'', and a children's museum exhibit, "Making Waves".

All of the organization's appearances star a trio of performers called Blue Men, who appear to have blue skin and no voice, hair or ears. The original founding Blue Men still perform occasionally, but they have since then taken on administrative roles in the company. Because of the success of Blue Man Group, a parent company called Blue Man Productions was created, which produces all the Blue Man Group shows in the world.

They have released two studio albums, Audio and The Complex, and one live album, How To Be A Megastar Live!

""Rock concert movement #6: The double upward fist pump with yell. Ready? Go.""
 * The Adjectival Man/The Man Is Sticking It to the Man
 * Affectionate Parody: "It's Time to Start" parodies rock concerts by explaining what rock concert tropes the audience should carry out, ranging from the realistic ("Rock Concert Movement #1, the basic head bob", and "#2, the one-armed fist pump") to the ridiculous ("#4, the behind-the-head leg stretch", which the Blue Men proceed to actually do). #3 ("the up-and-down jumping motion") receives a step-by-step explanation, though in live performances it's been replaced with #10 ("getting a closer look at the audience") which involves footage from a miniature camera supposedly being shoved down an audience member's throat.
 * Amazing Technicolor Population
 * Audience Participation: "Time to Start" again.
 * "What is Rock?" continues the theme from "Time to Start".

""Your attention please. Please yell if you are paying attention.""
 * "Your Attention":

""Read this sign if you know the words to this song." "Read this sign if you don't know the words to this song." "Read this sign if you don't care for this song.""
 * At one point, they would play the song "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane, while each of them held up an LCD lightboard. The first message on each one was, respectively:

""I work on the highest floor There's nothing in my way But I saw my picture on the bathroom door today"
 * Before the Las Vegas live show, scrolling text across monitors asks the audience to participate in various tasks. Among these are speaking "Happy Birthday" ("Don't sing. Just speak."), and "making that noise they used to make on Arsenio Hall".
 * If there are latecomers, the Blue Men are interrupted by a really catchy song as the camera focuses on the latercomers entering.
 * Bald of Awesome
 * Butt Monkey: As one of the themes of the group is that three is the minimum needed for majorities and minorities to form, much of the humor comes from one Blue Man being treated this way. Typically, it's whichever one is currently standing on the right.
 * Double Entendre:Please give us our balls back.
 * Fridge Brilliance: From the song "The Complex", from their second album, also titled The Complex:

"Periodically, you may want to check with your fans to see if they are "with you". If so, you can reward their devotion by handing out a few special souveneir items - such as drum sticks, guitar picks and Courvoisier."
 * It's only once you stop to think that a bathroom door typically has one of these on it.
 * Kayfabe: In their very earliest appearances, the Blue Men would speak directly to their audience with a short question and answer session. Nowadays, they remain in character as The Voiceless Cloudcuckoolanders, treating items carried by the audience (such as cellphones and cameras) with a combination of awe and mystification.
 * List Song: The new finale "Shake It" mostly consists of (largely made-up) synonyms for the human rear end.
 * Misattributed Song: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 and "The Hamster Dance" have both been misattributed to Blue Man Group.
 * Mood Whiplash: About three quarters though The Complex Live Tour, the Blue Men perform Exhibit 13 -- a subdued, solemn piece that includes recitations from scorched documents found in Carroll Gardens during the aftermath of the September 11th attacks.
 * The Mole: In the audience! During some concerts, a member of the BMG's crew will be planted into the audience with the express purpose of shouting 'FREE BIRD!' during the concert. The band will then start playing the beginning guitar riffs of Free Bird.
 * Numerological Motif/Rule of Three: Except for the original Blue Man Group performance, "The Funeral for the Eighties", there have always been three Blue Men.
 * This is because this is the smallest number for a group to have an outsider, which many of their acts and sketches revolve around.
 * One of These Things Is Not Like the Others:

"If you don't have a lot of natural charisma, you can give yourself a descriptive name like Slash, The Edge, or Scary Spice."
 * Overly Long Gag: The song "Shake It."
 * You will need to start shaking your rear end, or as some people call it...
 * Your hindquarters, your backside, your bottom, your buttocks, your rump, your posterior, your heiney, your keister...
 * Your tush, your buns, your bumcakes, your junk in the trunk, your badonkadonk, your squash tart, your fanny, your double slug,...
 * Your wiggle bags, your mud flaps, your rump rockets, your flesh pot, your second face, your bounce house, the jiggle twins, Jar Jar Binks...
 * Your bubble pop, your medicine ball, your sonic boom...
 * Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up.
 * Shaving Is Science: One blade mocks the hair, another shoots tiny arrows.
 * Silent Snarker
 * Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs: Among the requirements to be a blue man are to be between 5'10" and 6'1" with an athletic build.
 * Take That: Some of the things on the Rock Instruction stuff.


 * Trash Can Band/Everything Is an Instrument: These guys make instruments out of PVC pipes, fiberglass boat antennae (Airpoles), and whatever else they can think of.
 * Unreadably Fast Text: All three Blue Men simultaneously flash cue cards filled with lots of text to the audience, waiting just a few seconds before moving to the next one. One of the cards says you can't read all of them and should just pick one Blue Man and stick with him.
 * Even if you can read fast enough to read all three cards each round, they eventually get into stuff like Greek text, numbers, bar codes...
 * Unusual Euphemism: The song used in the finale of the current show rattles off a lengthy list of pretty much every (reasonably family-friendly) euphemism for the human posterior that one can possibly think of. Toward the end, most of these get to be a bit of a stretch...
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?: Do not come in late to a Blue Man Group show.