Scream (1996 film)/Funny

""Ow, you fucking hit me with the phone, dick!""
 * "I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"
 * The Stab 6 fakeout in Scream 4. The subsequent Stab 7 one is even funnier.
 * "Fuck Bruce Willis..."
 * Randy's rules for survival in the first movie, especially Stu's response. See the Quotes page for more.
 * Slightly later on, having Randy watch Halloween while giving advice to Jamie Lee Curtis' character to just look behind you, Jamie when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from this movie is literally right behind him.
 * Gale, in a Ghostface mask, acting like a high schooler while attending Stab-a-thon.
 * This exchange at the end of the first film:

"Milton: You don't have to do this, ! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut! : I already have it. (Milton's throat is slashed)"
 * In Scream 2, Dewey copping a feel on Gale during a lovey moment between the two on a table. Right when the killer is watching them. It has to be seen to be believed.
 * The opening scene too, where Jada Pinkett and Omar Epps have possibly the least romantic first date ever when going to see the first Stab movie.
 * Joel the Camera Man, replacing Gale's previous Camera Man Kenny. He knows what happened to Kenny and due to this is very nervous and easily scared he'll share the same fate. Opinion may vary but his funniest moment is upon seeing  dead body in the Van, in which he passes out after Gale and Dewey run.
 * From Scream 3,

"Jennifer: Gale Weathers! Gale: [says quietly] Shit. Jennifer: I know we've never met... and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind. Gale: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches. Jennifer: You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback. Gale: Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback. Jennifer: Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.
 * This exchange:

Gale: And to be played by an actress with such depth and range..."

": Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. . And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea. Dewey: Karen Kolchec? Dewey: Creepy Karen?
 * This moment between Dewey and.
 * Yes, Karen Kolchec.
 * Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens."

""Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury? (...) Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?""
 * And of course, who could forget the out of no where cameo that is Jay and Silent Bob.

"Dewey's voice on phone: Stone where are you? Stone: I'm just checking out your tin can Dewdrop. Dewey: Well come back inside and stay with Jennifer. Something's happened. I have to go to the police. Stone: Is that an order Dewdrop? Cause Steven Stone doesn't work for you. Dewey: Get back in the house Stone! Would I call you if it wasn't important? What are you doing in there anyway? Stone: Me, I'm just checking to make sure there's no killer in here waiting to off you like he did your little sister. Dewey: What did you say? I can't believe you said that. That makes me- [Ghostface pops out behind Stone with his knife and stabs Stone in the back] Ghostface: (in killer's voice) ANGRY!"
 * Come on who could forget this one:

"Gale: Come on, how meta can you get? Dewey: How what-a can you get? Gale: ...I don't know, I heard them say it!"
 * And the kicker is Stone actually puts a good fight, only to be brought down... with a frying pan.
 * In Scream 4, when Gale is explaining to Dewey why she thinks the killer is going to attack the high school Stab marathon:

"Cotton: Don't you fucking move!!! GODDAMMIT!!! Ok Ok Ok, everybody slow down. I have had a very bad day and I want to know what THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
 * In Scream 2 when Cotton was revealed to be a Red Herring, all his tense scenes leading to his Big Damn Heroes moment becomes it. To recap, he's pissed that Sidney was unaware of the interview Gale scheduled between him and Sidney.  In his next scene he acted unintentionally scary when he was trying to persuade Sidney into an interview with Diane Sawyer, inadvertently making him a murder suspect again.  To top it off when Gale runs into him after Dewey was stabbed, he tried to explain the blood on his hands was because he was trying to help the wounded Dewey, making Gale think he killed him.  When he returns just in time to stop  from killing Sidney, he is justifiably but hilariously pissed off and holding a gun in his hand to boot.