Hard-Drinking Tropes

"''Alcohol, my permanent accessory

''Alcohol, a party time necessity

''Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

''Oh, Alcohol, I still drink to your health."

- Barenaked Ladies

Tropes about alcoholic beverages and the consumption thereof. But I don't need to read this index! I can quit any time I want! *hic*

Compare The Smoking Section, Nightlife Index.

These Tropes -- These Tropes Are Some of the Best in the World! I love them so much! *hic*

 * Alcohol Hic
 * The Alcoholic
 * Alcoholic Parent
 * Alcohol-Induced Idiocy
 * Alcohol Is Poison
 * All Beer Is Ale
 * Bar Slide
 * Beergasm
 * Binge Montage
 * Booze-Based Buff
 * Booze Flamethrower
 * But Liquor Is Quicker
 * Can-Crushing Cranium
 * Can't Hold His Liquor
 * Designated Driver
 * Discreet Drink Disposal
 * Drink Order
 * Drinking Contest
 * Drinking Game
 * I Never...
 * All The Tropes Wiki Drinking Game
 * Drinking On Duty
 * Drowning My Sorrows
 * Drowning Our Romantic Sorrows
 * Drunk Driver
 * The Drunken Sailor
 * Drunk On Milk
 * Drunken Master
 * Drunken Montage
 * Drunken Song
 * Dry Crusader
 * Expensive Glass of Crap
 * Fake Buzz
 * Flair Bartending
 * Frothy Mugs of Water
 * Gargle Blaster
 * Gigantic Gulp
 * A Glass of Chianti
 * Hair of the Dog
 * Hard-Drinking Party Girl
 * Hangover Sensitivity
 * Hideous Hangover Cure
 * I Need a Freaking Drink
 * I'll Take Two Beers, Too!
 * I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!
 * Ignored Confession
 * In Vino Veritas
 * Lady Drunk
 * Lampshade-Wearing
 * Libation for The Dead
 * Military Moonshiner
 * Nailed to The Wagon
 * Necktie Headband
 * The Need for Mead
 * Never Gets Drunk
 * No More for Me
 * Ode to Intoxication
 * Off the Wagon
 * Pink Elephants
 * Playing Drunk
 * Quick Nip
 * A Round of Drinks for The House
 * Saint Bernard Rescue
 * Single-Malt Vision
 * Sorry, Ociffer...
 * Suddenly Sober
 * A Tankard of Moose Urine
 * Ten With a Two
 * The Teetotaler
 * To Absent Friends
 * Umbrella Drink
 * Unsuspectingly Soused
 * Watering Down
 * Wine Is Classy

And I'll tell you when I've had too many tropes!

"Nappa: Vegeta! What does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol content?

Vegeta: It's OVER NINE PERCENT!!! (crushes breathalyzer in hand)

Nappa: WHAT? Nine percent? How the hell is he even alive?"