I Read That As/A-F

A

 * Absurdity Ascendant -> Absurd Adolescent, Absurd Accent
 * Absurdly Powerful Student Council -> Absurdity Powered Student Council
 * Oddly enough, both are entirely appropriate for Revolutionary Girl Utena.
 * Abusing the Kardashev Scale For Fun and Profit -> Abusing The Kardashian Scale For Fun And Profit -> Abusing The Cardassian Scale For Fun And Profit
 * Accent Adaptation -> Ancient Adaptation, Accident Adaptation
 * Accordion Man -> Accordion Mom
 * Achaea -> Archaea (Trust me, microbiologists will think it's hilarious) -> Archaic
 * Acrofatic-> Afrotastic
 * Acting in the Dark -> Aching In The Dark
 * Actually, I Am Him-> Actually I Ate Him
 * Adam Westing -> Adam Wrestling
 * Adaptation Decay -> Azumanga Daioh (don't ask okay?)
 * Alliteration -> Added Alliterative Apple -> Added Alliterative Nipple
 * Aerith and Bob -> Ardeth And Bob (which, of course, would still qualify as the trope) -> Ardam And Bob
 * Aerosol Flamethrower -> Parasol Flamethrower
 * An Aesop -> An Usopp
 * Agitated Item Stomping -> Agitated Item Shopping
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot -> All Is A Crapshoot
 * AL Is A Crapshoot
 * HAL Is A Crapshoot (which actually fits...)
 * ALF Is A Crapshoot
 * Al Is A Crackpot
 * AI is a crap shot
 * Air Guitar -> Air Gear
 * Air Man Ga Taosenai -> Air Manga Taosenai
 * Ai Yori Aoshi -> Ai Aori Yoshi
 * Ai Aori Boshi
 * Ai Yaoi Yoshi
 * Alas, Poor Villain -> Alias Poor Villain, Aliens, Poor Village
 * Aliens in Cardiff -> Aliens in Cardigans
 * Aliens Steal Cattle -> Aliens Steal Cable
 * The Alcatraz -> The Azkaban
 * All Cavemen Were Neanderthals -> All Cavemen Were Netherlands
 * Allen Ginsberg -> Alien Ginsberg -> Asian Ginseng
 * All Gays Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Promiscuous -> All Guys Are Pomegranates
 * All Girls Like Ponies -> All Girls Like Panties, All Girls like Penis -> All Guys Like Penis -> AI Guys Like Penis
 * All Monks Know Kung Fu -> All Monkeys Know Kung-Fu
 * All-Natural Snake Oil -> All Natural Snakes on a Plane (The window was minimized at the time)
 * Alluring Anglerfish -> Always Doodling (I was scrolling past really quickly)
 * Aloof Ally -> Aloof Alley
 * Alloy Ally
 * Aloof Alloy (er, apathetic metal?)
 * Alter Kocker -> Altar Knocker -> After K(n)ocker (On this very page.), Alter Knacker (Old Geezer in German (logically, given that the initial trope name is in a language that is essentially German+ Hebrew))
 * Altar Knocker -> Altaïr Knocker
 * Ambiguously Gay -> Amphibiously Gay (makes sense in the context of the story I'm writing - no wonder I misread it this way)
 * Ambitiously Gay
 * Anonymously Gay
 * Economocally Gay
 * Ambiguously Gray
 * Ancestral Weapon -> Incestual Weapon
 * Ancient Grome -> Ancient Gnome
 * Ancient Tradition + Angry Eyebrows (one right under another on the same page) -> Ancient Eyebrows or Angry Tradition
 * And I Must Scream -> And I Must Starscream
 * And I Must Cream
 * And Now for Someone Completely Different -> And Now For Something Completely Different
 * Angel Unaware -> Angel Underwear -> Angle Underwear -> Argyle Underwear
 * Angry Birds-> Angry Nerds
 * Angry Eyebrows -> Angry Elbows, Angry Embryo
 * Animals Hate Him -> Animals Ate Him
 * Animation Bump -> Animation Burp
 * Animation Hump
 * The Contributors' page Anonymous Mc Cartney Fan -> Anonymous McCarthy Fan
 * Which this troper just read as Anonymous McCarthy Fail.
 * Anti-Hero -> Ant Hero
 * Anti-Poopsocking -> Anti Pop (and) Locking
 * Anti Poop Smoking -> Anti Poop Smocking
 * Anti Poop Stocking
 * Something to do with the first episode of Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt?
 * Anti Poop Sticking
 * Anti Poop Popping
 * Anti Poop Sacking
 * Antiquated Linguistics -> Liquidated Antiseptics
 * Applied Phlebotinum -> Applied Phletibonum (or even Applied Pletibonum)
 * I still keep pronouncing it "phlebotinium". Hey, "-inium" is a common suffix for elements in fiction, and Phlebotinum is a fictional element...
 * Same here, I didn't even notice the spelling until it was pointed out.
 * And I called it Plotonium (and still have problems with the spelling).
 * I still keep trying to read it Applied Phlebotnium.
 * My mind immediately thought it was "Applied Phlebotanium", and now I can't change it because, quite frankly, it sounds better.
 * Applied Plutonium
 * Apple Phlebotinum
 * Applejack Phlebotinum
 * Arc Welding -> Arc Wedding
 * Arc Wielding
 * Armchair Psychology -> Armhair Psychology, Armchair Physiology
 * Armed with Canon -> Armed With Kanon
 * Armed With Conan
 * Amoral Attorney -> Ace Attorney
 * Armor Is Useless -> Amor Is Useless
 * Arrogant Kung Fu Guy -> Arrogant Kung Fu Gay -> Ancient Kung Fu Gay
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking -> Arson Murder And Gay-Bashing
 * Arses, Murder and Jaywalking
 * Arsonmurder and Jaywalking
 * Ares, Murder, and Yaywalking
 * Arthur Dent -> Harvey Dent
 * Art Shift -> Art Shirt
 * Art * bleep*
 * Ascended Fanboy -> Ascended Farm Boy (hey, it's happened before!)
 * Ashcan Copy -> Aschen Copy, Ashman Copy, Ashokan Copy
 * Ash Can Copy
 * Trashcan Kicking (got mixed with the one below...)
 * Afghan Carny
 * Aslan Copy
 * Ashen Copy
 * Trashcan Copy
 * Asian Copy
 * Ass in Ambassador -> Assassin Ambassador, Assassinate Albus Dumbledore
 * Asskicking Pose -> Ass Kicking Polka
 * Ass Kicking Posse
 * Ass Kicking Prose
 * Ass Licking Pose (Ew!)
 * AshKicking Poké
 * AshLicking Poké
 * Audience Surrogate -> Audience Stargate
 * Audit Threat -> Audi Threat
 * Author's Saving Throw -> Arthur's Saving Throw
 * Award Snub -> Award Stub
 * Awkward Snub
 * Award Snob
 * Away in a Manger -> Always A Manager, Away Into A Manager
 * Axis Powers Hetalia -> Axis Powers Genitalia (ewwww!), Axis Powers Hentai
 * Axis Prowers Hetalia
 * Austin Powers Hetalia
 * Azumanga Daioh -> American D'oh, Amazanga Diaoh

B

 * Babies Make Everything Better -> Boobies Make Everything Better
 * Backed by the Pentagon -> Backed By The Penguin
 * Back for the Dead -> Black for the Dead
 * Back Stab -> Black Saab
 * Black Slab
 * Back Slab
 * Badass Arm-Fold -> Badass, I'm Told
 * Badass Boast -> Bass Boast -> Bass Boost
 * Bad Ass Boost
 * Badass Beard -> Badass Bread
 * Badass Creed -> Badass Green
 * Badass in a Nice Suit -> Badass Butt Shot
 * Badass Longcoat -> Badass Longcat, Badass Browncoat, Badass LOLcat, Badass Longboat, Bad Ass-Longcoat
 * Although Longcat is quite a badass in his own right.
 * Badass Normal -> Badass Norm -> Badass Narm
 * Badass Nergal
 * Badass Namgar
 * Bad Bad Acting -> Bad Bed Acting
 * Bad Guy Bar -> Bad Gay Bar
 * Bad Gay Dar (on this very page.)
 * Bad Guy Bear
 * Bald Guy Bar
 * Bad Guy Gar
 * Bag of Spilling -> Bag Of Spelling, Bag O'Filling, Bag of Filling
 * Bait and Switch Credits -> Bait And Switch Gender
 * Baka -> Baca
 * Bakemonogatari -> Bakamonogatari (for all your Idiot Plot needs!)
 * Bald Black Leader Guy -> Bald Black Leather Guy. * shudder*
 * Bad Back Leader Guy
 * Bald of Evil -> Bad of Evil
 * Balls Of Evil (Villain Ball?)
 * Balkanize Me -> Vulcanize Me
 * Ballroom Blitz -> Ballroom Blintz
 * Boss Rush Blitz
 * Bandage Babe -> Bondage Babe
 * Well, actually....
 * Barack Obama -> Barack Alabama, Baraka Obama
 * Barefoot Cartoon Animal -> Barefoot Gen Funny Animals (probably would be a form of Sugar Apocalypse where it starts out cutesy and then the bomb hits and the cute little animals die in a gory manner like the people in the movie do)
 * Bare-Fisted Monk -> Bare Chested Mork (Go figure...), Bare Fisted Monkey
 * Bash Brothers -> Brash Brothers
 * Battle Couple -> Battle Corpse
 * Battleship Potemkin -> Battleship Pokémon ("Bullet Seed on A-3!" "You sunk my Axew!")
 * Beam Me Up, Scotty -> Beat Me Up, Scotty!
 * Beard of Evil -> Bread Of Evil (Aha-aha-aha.) -> Bard Of Evil -> Bald of Evil
 * Beard of Sorrow -> Bread Of Sorrow
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished -> Beauty Is Never Tragic (really?), Beauty Is Never Translated
 * Becoming the Boast -> Becoming The Beast
 * Beef Bandage -> Beef Bondage
 * Beige Prose -> Beige Posse (they'd be some sort of Gang of Hats perhaps)
 * Benign Prose
 * Beign Prose
 * Begin Prose
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension -> Belligerent Bisexual Tension, Intelligent Sexual Tension
 * Ben Drowned -> Dan Browned
 * Berserk Button -> Jerk Butt
 * Beta Couple -> Best Couple
 * Better Than Canon -> Better Than Kanon (Uguu~...), Better Than A Cannon (Two cannons?), Better Than Canned (Evil?), Better than Conan
 * Between the Lions -> Between The Loins
 * Beware the Nice Ones -> Beware The Young Ones (Good advice, actually.), Beware the Norse ones. (Also good advice.)
 * Big Bad -> Big Bard-->Big Beard
 * Big Bad Duumvirate -> Big Bad Dumb Pirate
 * Big Bad Doom Virus
 * Big Boo's Haunt -> Big Boobs Hunt
 * Big Boobs Hurt
 * Big Finish -> Big Finnish, Big Fish
 * Big Good -> Big God
 * Big No -> Big Yes
 * Bill Nye the Science Guy -> Bill, Ninja Science Guy
 * Billy Needs an Organ -> Billy Needs An Orgasm
 * Billy Needs An Orphan
 * Bully Needs An Orphan
 * Bully Kneads An Orphan
 * Bizarre Baby Boom -> Bizarre Baby Room
 * Black Butler -> Black Butter, Back Flutter
 * Black Fluttershy
 * Non Sequitur Episode -> Blame Episode
 * FLAM Episode
 * Blasphemous Boast -> Blasphemous Beast
 * Bleach -> Blech!
 * Beach Episode
 * Breach
 * Bitch
 * Brain Bleach
 * Blessed Are the Cheesemakers -> Blessed Are The Chessmasters
 * Blessed Are The Believers
 * Blessed Are The Cheesemasters (Hey, I'm really tired and hungry!)
 * Blessed Are The Cheerleaders
 * Blessed Are The Chest Bursters
 * Blind Idiot Translation -> Blonde Idiot Translation
 * Blood Plus -> Blood Pus
 * Bluff the Impostor -> Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Impostor
 * Body Language + Wham! Line -> Body Line
 * Bolt of Divine Retribution -> Bolt Of Bovine Retribution, Bond of Divine Retribution
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists -> Bomb Throwing Antichrists -> Bone Throbbing Anarchists -> Bone Throwing Anarchists (oww!)
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Promotion to Parent -> Bomb Throwing Parents
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists + Bond Creatures -> Bond Throwing Anarchists
 * Bond Creatures -> Blond Creatures -> Blood Creatures
 * Bond One-Liner -> One Line Boner
 * Boned One Liner
 * Bond On Line
 * Blond On Line
 * Bold One Liner
 * Bold Online
 * Blonde One Liner
 * Broad One Liner
 * Bored Online
 * Boring but Practical -> Boring But Political
 * Bowel-Breaking Bricks -> Bowel-Breaking Buicks (Ouch.)
 * Towel-Breaking Bricks (interesting...) -> Towel-Breaking Buicks
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick -> Bread Eggs Milk Squid Ink -> Bread Eggs Milk Squidee
 * Breasts Egg Milk Squick
 * Break the Haughty -> Break The Naughty
 * Break The Naughty, ver. 2
 * Brian Blessed -> BRAIN BLESSED
 * BRAIN BLAST
 * Bring My Brown Pants - Burning My Brown Pants
 * Bring In My Pants
 * Bring Down My Pants
 * Bling My Brown Pants
 * Wearing My Brown Pants
 * Brewing My Own Pants
 * Brewing My Own Paints
 * Bring Out Your Gay Dead -> Bring Out Your Gay Dad, Bring Out Your Gay
 * Bling Out Your Gay Dead
 * Britain Is Only London -> Britain Is The Only Option
 * Britain Is On London
 * Broke Episode - Bloke Episode
 * Brake Episode
 * Black Episode
 * Brokeback Mountain (alright, WTF?!)
 * Broken Base -> Broken Vase
 * Broken Bridge -> Broke Bridge (probably because tolls aren't enough to pay for maintenance)
 * Trolls? No, wait...
 * Broken Boobs -> Broken Booze
 * Bullshot -> Bullshit
 * Busman's Holiday -> Bushman´s holiday ->Batman's Holiday, Bassman's Holiday, Bustman's Holiday, Bush's Holiday
 * Batman's Holiday -> Bartman's Holiday
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer -> Mega Man The Vampire Slayer
 * Bullethole Door -> Butthole Door
 * Butthole Doctor
 * Bullets Do Not Work That Way -> Bullets Do Nothing
 * Bullet Time -> Ballet Time, Bullitt Time, Bukkit Time
 * Bulilit Time
 * Butch Lesbian -> Butch Librarian

C

 * The Call Knows Where You Live -> Montel Knows Where You Live
 * The Cat Knows Where You Live
 * Camera Abuse -> Camel Abuse
 * Camera Screw -> Screw Canada (sorry, Canada)
 * And I read that as Who's Canada?
 * Camera Crew
 * Canon -> Cannon (Fire!)
 * Canon Fodder -> Cannon Folder (How do you fold a cannon?)
 * Can't Argue with Elves -> Can't Argue With Elvis, Can't Argue Without Elves, Can't Agree With Elves
 * Cats Argue With Cats -> Cars Argue With Cats (just now)
 * Cats Argue With CATS
 * Captain Obvious -> Captain Oblivious
 * Captain Omnivore
 * Capulet Counterpart -> Catapult Counterpart
 * Cartwright Curse -> Cartman Curse (TV Tropes killed Kenny! Those bastards!)
 * ...And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarry"...
 * And I just read that as "TV Tropes killed Snarky".
 * Catwright Curse
 * Awright Curse
 * Cartwright Nurse
 * Catfight Curse
 * Cast from Hit Points -> Castform Hit Points
 * Catapult Nightmare -> Catapult's Nightmare (how can a catapult have nightmares?)
 * Caterpillar's Nightmare
 * Catch Phrase -> Catphrase
 * Catchphrase Interruptus -> Catchphrase Internetus
 * Catch Phrase to the Max -> Catch Phrase To The Moon
 * Cerberus Daily News -> Cerebus Daily News
 * Cerebus Syndrome -> Cerberus Syndrome
 * Chainsaw Good -> Chainsaw God -> Chensaw Good
 * Chen Saw Good -> Chen Saw God
 * Chaotic Evil + City of Canals -> Chaotic Anal (Scrolling down at hyper speed)
 * Chaotic Good -> Chaotic God.
 * Character Filibuster -> Chestbuster -> Ghostbuster
 * Because of the trope below, Chekov's Filibuster.
 * Chekhov's Gunman -> Chekhov's Ganon (next to Ret Canon on recent changes), Chekov's Gundam
 * Chessmaster -> Chest Master
 * And I just read THAT as Chest Monster.
 * Chest Blaster
 * Chest Burster
 * Chess Motifs -> Chest Motifs
 * Cress Motifs
 * Or better yet, Cress Motifs
 * Chill of Undeath -> Child of Undeath
 * Chuck Norris -> Chuck Morris
 * Chupacabra -> [[media:chupa chups sm 4318.jpg|Chubachups]] (You really don't want to suck on the those.)
 * City of Canals -> City Of Cannibals (And I made that page!)
 * City Of Cannabis
 * City Of Anal
 * City Of Canada
 * Clannad -> SCANTILY CLAD
 * The Clan -> The Cilan
 * Classy Cat Burglar - Glassy Cat Burglar, Gassy Cat Burglar
 * Classy Cat Burger
 * Cheezburger?
 * Cliff Hanger -> Cliffjumper
 * Cloning Blues -> Cloning Blue
 * Clothing Damage -> Cloning Damage
 * Clues to The Conspiracy -> Clumsy for the Spiracy
 * Code Geass -> Code Geese (I dare you to make the obvious example.)
 * Tall Geese. ^_^
 * TOOOOO EASY!
 * Colony Drop -> Colon Drop
 * Colony Doppler
 * Colony Wars
 * Combat Clairvoyance -> Combat Cleavage
 * Combat Pragmatist -> Combat Protagonist
 * Combat Tentacles -> Combat Testicles (as in Pom Poko?)
 * Comically Missing the Point -> Comically Hissing The Point
 * Comically Missing The Pants
 * Comically Small Bribe -> Comically Small Bride -> Cosmically Small Bride
 * Comically Small Bible
 * Com Mons -> Con Moms
 * Commedia Dell Arte Troupe -> Commedia Dell Arte Trope, Comedic Hell Artie Toupe, Ctrl+Alt+Del Trope
 * The Complainer Is Always Wrong -> The Cosplayer Is Always Wrong, The Complainer Is always Wrung, The Computer Is Always Wrong
 * Conservation of Ninjutsu -> Conversation of Ninjutsu
 * Conversion of Ninjutsu
 * Construct Additional Pylons -> Construct Additional Cylons
 * Construct Additional Pythons
 * Construct Additional Pyrrhons
 * Consulting Mister Puppet -> Consenting Mister Puppet -> Continuing Miser Puppet
 * Continuing Is Painful -> Continuity Is Painful
 * Continuous Decompression -> Contagious Depression
 * Convection, Schmonvection -> Convention Schmonvention
 * Convection, Schmonvection + Conveniently-Common Kink -> Convenient Schink -> Convenient Shank -> Convenient Shark
 * Conveniently-Common Kink -> Conveniently Common Kirk
 * Convenient Questing -> Convenient Questioning, Convent Questing
 * Convenient Quisling
 * Conversational Troping -> Conventional Troping, Conversational Dropping, Conversational Groping, Controversial Troping
 * Corner Gas -> Code Geass, Coroner Gas
 * Courtly Love -> Courtney Love, Country Love -> Country Matters
 * Courtroom Antic -> Courtroom Adric
 * Courtroom Antique
 * Covers Always Lie -> Covens Always Lie
 * Coverts Always Lie
 * Cowboy Cop -> Cowboy Bebop
 * Cowboy Bob
 * Critical Research Failure -> Critical Rorschach Failure
 * Crotch Grab Sex Check -> Crotch Grab Sex Change
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome -> Drowning Moment Of Awesome
 * Crying Moment of Awesome
 * Crowing Moment of Awesome
 * Crowning Movement of Awesome
 * Crowning Moment Of Wossname
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning
 * Crowning Moment Of Awesome Other -> Crowning Moment Of Awesome Offer (Offer Void in Nebraska)
 * Crowning Moment Of Some Other
 * Crowning Moment of Something or Other
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome Otters
 * Crowning Moment of Some Otter
 * Crowning Music of Awesome -> Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowing Music of Awesome
 * Cut and Paste Suburb -> Cut And Paste Sburb (it was in the "Related To..." page on Homestuck)
 * Cute Little Fangs -> Cute Little Fags
 * Cutting Off the Branches + Three-Way Sex -> Cutting Off Sex
 * Cyanide & Happiness -> Calvin and Hobbes
 * Cyber Team in Akihabara -> Cyber Team In Alabama
 * That would be an awesome Alternate Continuity.
 * Cyber Team In Avada Kedavra
 * Cyber Team In A Kink Meme Bara Genre -> Cyber Team In A Klink Bara

D

 * Dance Battler -> Dance Better
 * Dance Butler
 * Dance Butter
 * Dance Sensation -> Dumb Sensation, Desensitization
 * Dance Dance Revolution
 * Dance in the Vampire Bund -> Dance in the Vampire Band
 * Dandere -> Dan Dare
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy + Evil Brit -> Evil Is Sexy (I was reading up really quickly... )
 * Dangerous Windows -> Dangerous Widows
 * Danmaku -> Damn Aku -> Damn Aku Aku
 * Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma, Damn Akuma (That's a lot of Akumas, isn't it?!)
 * Daran Norris -> Chuck Norris
 * Dark Action Girl -> Dark Auction Girl
 * Dark Age of Supernames -> Dark Age of Supernannies, Dork Age of Super Names, Dark Age of Supermanes, Dark Age of Supermans
 * Dark Magical Girl -> Dark Magician Girl
 * The Dark Side -> The Dork Side
 * The Dark Mind -> The Dark Mandy
 * Darkskinned Blonde -> Dark Skinned Bond
 * A Day in Her Apron -> A Gay In Her Apron
 * Deadly Lunge -> Deadly Lounge
 * Deadly Lurch
 * Deadly Lunch
 * Deadpan Snarker -> Deadpan Spanker, Deadman Snarker
 * Deadpan Snaker
 * Deadpan Shanker
 * Dustpan Snarker
 * Deadpool Snarker
 * The Dead Rise to Advertise -> The Dead Rise To Adventure
 * Dead Star Walking -> Death Star Walking, Dead Star Walken
 * Death By Pragmatism -> Death By Plagiarism
 * Death By Penguinism
 * Death By Furmanism (but better to fight the Furmanisms and die than live with the knowledge that you ran) -> Death By Furries
 * Death By Paganism
 * Death of a Thousand Cuts -> Death Of A Thousand Cults
 * [[media:cit negima - death of a thousand cats.png|Death Of A Thousand Cats]] -> Dream of a Thousand Cats
 * Darth of a Thousand Cuts
 * Dearth of a Thousand Cuts
 * Decompressed Comic -> Depressed Comic
 * Decomposed Comic
 * Decoy Leader -> Decoy Leather
 * Defied Trope -> Deified Trope -> Defiled Trope -> Garfield Trope (???)
 * Defined Trope
 * Denied Trope
 * Deggans' Rule -> Deegan's Rule
 * Deicide -> Decide
 * Delegation Relay -> Relegation Delay
 * Demon's Souls -> Demon Soda
 * Deployable Cover -> Deplorable Cover
 * Depraved Bisexual -> Depressed Bisexual
 * Depraved Homosexual -> Deprived Homosexual
 * Depraved Homersexual
 * Depraved Kids' Show Host -> Deprived Kids Show Host
 * Descriptively Named Species -> Deceptively Named Species (The Incredibly Deadly Viper?)
 * Destructo-Nookie -> Destructo Noogie, Destructo Cookie, Destructo Wookiee
 * Destructo Mookie
 * Determined Defeatist -> Determined Dentist
 * The Devil Wears Prada -> The Devil Drives a Lada, The Devil Wears Panda Ing To The Base
 * The Devil Weans Panda
 * The Devil Reads Pravda
 * D.Gray-man -> D.Gay-Man (How was this not misread up until now?)
 * Diamonds in the Buff -> Diamonds in The Butt
 * Diamonds In The Bluff
 * Diamonds in The Burp
 * Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat -> Dick Dastardly Stoops To Cheat (same difference) -> Dick Dastardly Poops To Cheat
 * Dick Dastardly Stops The Cheat
 * Dick Dastardly Stops To Shit.
 * Did Not Do the Research -> Do Not Do the Research
 * Die, Chair, Die! - > Die Char Die
 * The Chair, The
 * Der Stuhl, Der
 * Die for Our Ship -> Diet For Our Ship
 * Die For Our Soup
 * Die For Our Shit
 * Difficulty by Region -> Difficulty By Religion -> Difficulty By Pigeon -> Difficulty By Pidgit
 * Dirty Harriet -> Dirty Hamlet, Harriet Jones
 * Discontinuity -> Disc Continuity
 * Diss Continuity (well what do you know, it means the same thing.)
 * Disguise Tropes -> Disgaea Tropes -> Disgrace Tropes
 * Disguised Tropes
 * Disney Animated Canon -> Disney Animated Cannon
 * Disney Animated Cartoon
 * Disposable Fiancé -> Disposable France
 * Disposable Flandre (Noooo! :
 * Disposable Fence
 * Dissimile -> Dismissile
 * 'Dis Smile
 * Dis Missile
 * Does Not Like Spam -> Does Not Like Sperm
 * Doing In the Wizard -> Doin' The Wizard (Never seen THAT dance before), Doing The Wizard
 * Doing It In The Wizard(?!)
 * Doing It To The Wizard
 * Domino Mask -> Dominatrix -> Bellatrix
 * Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off -> Don't Make Me Take My Bra Off
 * Doomed by Canon -> Doomed by Conan, Doomed by Ganon
 * Doomed by Cannon (That sounds painful.)
 * Doomed Moral Victor -> Doomed Mortal Victor
 * (inverted) Doorstep Baby (YKTTW name) -> Door Step Baby -> Doorstop Burby
 * Draco in Leather Pants + Ron the Death Eater ->
 * Dream Within a Dream -> Inception (Just had to. Sorry.)
 * Driven to Suicide -> Does This Look Like a Suicide (duh, probably)
 * Drunken Montage -> Dunkirk Montage
 * Dual-Wielding -> Dual Welding, Dual Wedding
 * Dub Name Change -> Dumb Name Change
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma -> Dude, She's Like, In A Comma!
 * Dummied Out -> Dummies Out

E

 * Eagle Land -> England, Eaglelad, Eagerland (which is sometimes accurate), Eggerland, Eggmanland
 * Easy Evangelism -> Easy Evangelion (isn't that a contradiction in terms?), Easy Angelism, Easy Vegetarian
 * Easy Sex Change -> Easy Key Change, Easy's Exchange
 * Earth's Children -> Eats Children
 * Earth Is Children
 * Ernie's Children
 * Earn Your Fun -> Eat Your Fun
 * Eat the Evidence -> Eat The Audience
 * Edutainment Show -> Edutainment Stew
 * Eek! A Mouse! -> Eek, A Moose!
 * Ejection Seat -> Ejaculation Seat (ewwww!), Erection Seat, Ejection Seed
 * That's in the wrong order. Usually you need the Erection Seat first, then the Ejaculation Seat, then you have to clean up the Ejection Seed.
 * Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors -> Elemental Rock Raper Scissors -> Elemental Rock Paper Scizors
 * Elements Do Not Work That Way -> Elephants Do Not Work That Way
 * Elementals Do Not Work That Way
 * Elites Are More Glamorous -> Elders Are More Glamorous
 * Elites Are Dwarves
 * Elites Are More Dangerous
 * Elves Are Glamorous (perhaps...)
 * Elves vs. Dwarves -> Elvis Presley Vs Dwarves, Elves Love Dwarves
 * Elvis Loves Dwarves
 * Elephants Vs Dwarves - scrolling down this page after reading Boatmurdered.
 * Empathic Weapon -> Emphatic Weapon
 * Enemy Mine -> Enemy Mime, Enema Mine, Enemy's Mind
 * Epic Hail -> Epic Heil.
 * Epic Heil -> Epic Hell
 * Epic Fail -> Epic Hail, Epic Wail.
 * Erikas New Perfume -> Erika's new perfume, Eirika's new perfume, Erika's new perfume, Erika's New Perfume
 * Ermine Cape Effect -> Eminem Cape Effect
 * Erotic Eating -> Erotic Farting
 * Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas -> Even Bald Men Love Their Mamas
 * Eversion -> Aversion
 * Every Car Is a Pinto -> Every Cat Is A Pinto
 * Every Car Is A Quinto
 * Every Car Is A Piano
 * Everybody Remembers the Stripper -> Everybody Remembers This Troper
 * Everyone Remembers This Tripper
 * Everything Is Even Worse With Sharks -> Everything Is Even Worse With Shanks -> Everything Is Evan With A Shank
 * Everything Is Worse With Shanks -> Everything Is Worse With Skanks
 * Everything Is Worse With Shanks
 * Everthings's Worse With Skunks
 * Everything's Better with Chickens + Sickeningly Sweethearts -> Everything's Better With Chicken Hearts
 * Everything Trying to Kill You -> Everything Trying To Rickroll You
 * Evil Chancellor -> Evil Chandelier
 * Evil Is Petty -> Evil Is Pretty -> Elvis Is Pretty
 * Evil Is Putty
 * Evil Uncle - Eagle Uncle (okay, this was actually I Said That As, but still)
 * Evil Uncle + trope above = Uncle is Pretty
 * Examples of Myers Briggs Personalities in Stories - Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities In Stores, Examples Of Myers Briggs Personalities IN SPACE
 * Exiled From Continuity -> Exiled From Community
 * Exotic Equipment -> Erotic Equipment
 * Erotic Equius
 * Explosive Decompression -> Explosive Depression
 * Expressive Hair -> Explosive Hair (Ka-BOOM!)
 * Explosive Heir
 * Eyepatch of Power -> Eyecatch Of Power
 * Eyepatch Of The Tiger
 * Eye Scream -> Eyes Cream
 * Eyes of Gold -> Eyes of God
 * And I read THAT as Eyes Of Cod.
 * Eyes Of COD

F
""Daddy...?""
 * Face Death with Dignity -> Fake Death With Dignity
 * Face Death with Diggory
 * Face Full of Alien Wingwong -> Face Full Of Alien Wigwams
 * Face Heel Turn -> Farce Heel Turn, Face Kneel Turn
 * Face of the Band -> The Face Of Boe
 * Face of the Bland
 * Face Of The Bond
 * Facing the Bullets One-Liner -> Ferris Bueller's One-Liner
 * Fail O'Suckyname -> Fail O'Suckmyname
 * Fainting Seer -> Farting Seer
 * Fainting Deer -> Farting Deer


 * Fake Band -> Fat Bastard
 * Fake Bond
 * Fake Beard
 * Fake Memories -> Fake Mammaries, Fate Memories
 * Falling Chandelier of Doom -> Falling Chandler Of Doom -> Falling Calendar of Doom, Falling Channel Of Dome, Falling Chandelier Of Rome
 * Family Feud -> Family Freud
 * Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them -> Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
 * Fantastic Racism -> Fanatic Racism
 * Fantatic Racism.
 * Fantastic Realism.
 * Fanwork Ban -> Fan Wank Ban
 * Fashionable Asymmetry -> Fashionable Cemetery, Fashionable Mammary
 * Fashion Victim Villain -> Fashion Villain Victim -> Fashion Victim Allan
 * Fast Roping -> Fast Troping, Fast Rapping
 * Fast Raping
 * Fate Worse Than Death -> Fat Worse Than Death
 * Fauxdian Slip -> Faustian Slip
 * Fear My Squad -> Fear My Squid -> Feed My Squid -> Feed My Squad
 * Feminine Women Can Cook -> Feminist Women Can Cook
 * Festival Episode -> Facial Episode
 * Fetch Quest -> Feltch Quest (Eww... Don't look it up if you value your sanity.), Fetch Guest, Fetish Quest
 * Fetish Fuel -> Fetish Sue, Fattish Fuel, Fish Fuel
 * Fetish Fool
 * Fetish Food (We've entered an endless recursion of time.)
 * Fetish, Dood!
 * Fetus Terrible -> Fetish Terrible
 * Feuding Families -> Freudian Families, Funding Familes
 * Fiction 500 -> Friction 500
 * Final First Hug -> Financial First Hug
 * Finding a Bra In Your Car -> Finding A Brain In Your Car
 * Finding Abra In Your Car
 * Finns With Fearsome Forests -> Films With Fearsome Forests
 * Finns With Fearsome Forests -> Finns With Fearsome Fists
 * First Church of Mecha -> First Church Of Meta
 * A Fish Called Wanda -> A Fairy Called Wanda
 * Fishing Minigame -> Finishing Minigame -> Finishing Mindgame, Fisting Minigame, Flashing Minigame
 * Fix Fic -> Fin Fic, Pix Pic
 * Fixin' Fic
 * Flanderization -> Flounderization (insert your own "fishy" joke here!), Flanderized nation, Flandreization
 * Flash Gordon -> Flesh Gordon
 * Flying Broomstick -> Flying Boomstick
 * Foe-Tossing Charge -> Foe Tossing Cleavage (family of Vagina Dentata?)
 * Foot Focus -> Ford Focus, Foot Fetish
 * Foot Popping -> Foot Pooping -> Foot Pimping
 * Foreign Money Is Proof of Guilt -> Foreign Money Is Proof Of Gilt
 * Freddi Fish -> Freddie Fis (Seriously, this is lame!)
 * Freestate Amsterdam -> Freema Agyeman
 * Freudian Couch -> Freudian Crotch
 * Fridge Brilliance -> Fringe Brilliance
 * Fridge Logic -> Fringe Logic (not the show, as in "you have to really be reaching to think of this.")
 * Friend to All Children -> Friend To All Chicken
 * Fried To Call Chicken
 * Funbag Airbag -> Furbag Airbag, Funbag Hairbag, Handbag Airbag
 * Fur Against Fang -> Fur Against Fag
 * Futari wa Pretty Cure -> Futanari Wa Pretty Cure.