Do Wrong Right

""Y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot? Well this is the same kind of deal. If you're gonna do something wrong, do it right!""

- Joey, Friends

A comedy trope where after Alice intentionally does something immoral or bad, Bob finds out and instead of yelling at her for doing it, he yells at her for not doing it correctly. It can also apply to situations where, for example, after Alice takes Bob's sports car out for a drive without asking and returns, instead of scolding her, he asks her, "How did it run?"

May sometimes overlap with Not Cheating Unless You Get Caught. Related to Insult Backfire and You Make Me Sic. See also Because I'm Good At It. May come after a Chew Out Fake Out. See Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat for doing wrong, wrong.

Anime and Manga
"Teacher: "They should be ashamed," Woman: "I agree," Teacher: "Dammit! YOU'RE WRITING IT WRONG!""
 * In one episode of Samurai Champloo, a pair of twins have been writing graffiti on every surface they can get their brushes on. When their former teacher sees this, he complains that it's awful... Their grammar is terrible.


 * Control Freak Chiri Kitsu of Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei does this quite a lot. She has a scene where she angrily objects to thugs beating someone half to death- not because she finds what they are doing wrong, but they need to beat him more so he's actually halfway between life and death.
 * Similar to the Real Life example below, at the beginning of the Chunin Exams in Naruto, the written test has a single-point penalty for being caught cheating. Why?

Fan Works
"Gregory: That is not right. '''Nichole: Who asked you? Gregory: Nichole, seriously, switch to the shotgun, you want to save the chain gun for the Boss. Using it on the regular mobs will use the ammo too fast. Oh, and speaking of which, check that stack of crates to the right, I think there's a cache there."
 * In Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived, a Harry Potter Alternate Universe fic set in The Teraverse where there is no magic, so the main characters go to a Spy School instead of a Wizarding School, a lot of the coursework is like this -- but no course more so than "Tradecraft", the setting's equivalent to Defense Against the Dark Arts -- where lock-picking, Safecracking, tailing people and other borderline and frankly illegal topics are taught.
 * Case of the Missing Technology, the narrator was able to find Melanie or what was left of her. While appalled for what the Liverpool native was subjected to, she was impressed on the efforts the Mad Scientist. The guy did kidnap and  but was in the process of  from his planning. Despite this and fears, the narrator, a hacker, had to finished up.
 * The narrator also added that painkillers should've been used, instead of tub of ice.
 * In a flashback scene in Shadowchasers: Quality of Life, Nichole's mentor catches her playing Doom Eternal on a donated console in the rec room at St. Cuthbert's House, usually not something a religious organization like theirs would approve of:

Film
"Roman Centurion: [upon seeing graffiti vandalism] What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'? Brian: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'. Centurion: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! [pinches earlobe] Brian: Aah! Centurion: Come on! Brian: 'R-- Romanus'? [after a lot more discussion on the proper grammar] Centurion: Now, write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
 * In Monty Python's Life of Brian, Brian gets caught writing anti-Roman graffiti by a legionnaire who forces him to write it over and over again correctly, after correcting his atrocious Latin grammar at sword-point.


 * In The Incredibles, Dash gets sent to the principal's office for using his Super Speed to put a tack on the teacher's chair during class. His father is genuinely impressed, especially about how Dash went too fast to be picked up on video.
 * In The Movie of The Addams Family, Morticia spots Wednesday carrying a cleaver. When she asks, "Is that for your brother?" and Wednesday nods, Morticia replies, "I don't think so"... and hands her daughter a bigger cleaver.
 * It could be a case of Blue and Orange Morality - Morticia knows her kids try to kill each other all the time. The first cleaver isn't big enough to do the job properly - but the second is.
 * In Spaceballs, as Lone Star is infiltrating the mothership, he tries incapacitating a guard using the Vulcan nerve pinch. Unfortunately, the guard doesn't collapse. Instead, he turns to Lone Star chastising him for doing it wrong and instructs him on the correct technique. He then falls unconscious.
 * A similar gag to the one from Life of Brian happens in Michael Moore's satire Canadian Bacon, about a drummed-up war between the United States and Canada. A group of gung-ho Americans drive through Canada in a van covered with anti-Canadian graffiti. A Mountie pulls them over to reprimand them...because in Canada all signage needs to be in English and French.
 * Incidentally, that law exists only in Quebec.
 * Not quite - the law in Québec says that the signage must be in French, and if it is bilingual, the French text must be bigger and on top.
 * In Sky High, Will Stronghold is suspended for fighting in the halls, but his father, the superhero Commander, is thrilled because his son finally developed superpowers. He grounds Will with "No Xbox for a week", before telling him that he had bought Will an Xbox.
 * In Monsters, Inc., Mike Wozowski corrects Randall's pronunciation of 'cretin', saying "If you're going to insult me, do it properly."
 * A sinister example in Ransom: A police detective comes across the kidnappers' hideout, apparently by mistake. He sneaks in, discovers the whole operation, surprises the only thug present and holds him at gunpoint. It looks like the kid is saved! The cop then... scolds the thug for not protecting the hideout properly. He's a Dirty Cop, in fact the mastermind behind the kidnapping, and he merely tells his conspirator not to be so stupid in the future.
 * Pop quiz: You're an old guy who just got out of the hospital for a heart attack. You go to a diner for some grub and get harassed by knife-wielding delinquents. What do you do? Well, if you're Hub McCann, you start teaching them proper knife-handling technique before they cut their own fingers off...

Literature
" : It unscrews the other way."
 * Harry Potter: In The Chamber of Secrets, Ron, Fred and George steal their dad's car to rescue Harry. After flying the car back to The Burrow, their mother is livid. Their father, however... "Really? How'd it go?"
 * And in Order of the Phoenix, a certain professor states to Peeves the Poltergeist, who is attempting to unscrew a chandelier from the ceiling, how best to make harm for their mutual enemy:

""What was wrong with a simple cosh? Or even a hammer? I could have provided one if asked.""
 * The Redemption of Althalus: after Dweia shows the assembled group examples of what has been happening in Perquaine (noblemen and priests collaborating to do whatever they want, which includes raping peasant women and seizing a well belonging to a peasant village so a nobleman can grow crops and throw the peasants out), someone asks why they're interfering in the rebellion, as it looks to be long overdue, and Dweia responds that the wrong people are leading the rebellion.
 * In Dorothy L. Sayers' Strong Poison, Bill Rumm is a thoroughly reformed cracksman. But he still can admire a good job and disapproves of dynamiting open safes.
 * In the Discworld novel Feet of Clay, the proprietor of the Dwarf Bread Museum is hit over the head with a loaf of bread (this is more serious than it sounds; dwarfs make bread to last, and not necessarily to be edible). His ghost laments to Death what a terrible waste this was ... there's a dent in the crust.

"Phule: If I understand you correctly, Sushi, your objection to Do-Wop is not the fact that he steals, but rather the scale he operates on."
 * In Witches Abroad, Granny Weatherwax confronts her elder sister in the climax of the book and spends a good chunk of it berating her. For a lot of things; for disappearing when they were both young at a time that was hard for the whole family, for robbing Granny of the choice of whether to be the good sister or the bad one by running off and being the bad one, but most of all because the entire time, the last seventy-someodd years, Lilith has made herself the villain of the piece while being convinced that she's the good sister. Granny tells her that she could have at least had the common decency to enjoy herself in being the bad one, and raves about how much better a villain she, Granny, would have made, because she would have embraced being the bad one rather than deluding herself; but she had to be the good one, and when you know right from wrong you can't choose wrong.
 * When Phule's Company started, Sushi was extremely annoyed by Do-Wop, whom he called "petty thief" in his face. Do-Wop didn't notice which word was emphasized until it was pointed out to him directly, along with the minimum prize value Sushi (a former white-collar criminal) considered worth any risk at all.


 * This is a bit of a stretch, but in the political novels by Anthony Trollope, the liberals had been trying to pass a particular bill, but had lost power to the conservatives. The conservatives set out to pass that very bill which gives the liberals apoplexy. It was exactly what they had wanted, but for it to be actually enacted by the conservatives was somehow doing it wrong.
 * Truth In Literature.
 * In the Knight and Rogue Series Fisk is endlessly exasperated with Michael's inability to lie.
 * In Azincourt, Hooke and Lord John have this conversation (paraphrased). Hooke: "I hit a priest." John: "You did a bad thing Hooke. Beat You should have killed him!"
 * In the Merchant Princes novel The Family Trade, when Miriam confesses to sleeping with Olga's fiancé Roland, Olga asks if Roland was any good.

Live-Action TV
": Steve didn't blow up his car. It was me. Mr Gormsby: Me what? Mr Gormsby: Don't give me that Tibetan-mung-bean, I-wasn't-breast-fed-as-a-child, family-conference stuff! Blowing up machinery can be a commendable act in the right circumstances, but this is not El Alamein, and we are not fighting the Hun! Still, it would be churlish of me not to acknowledge that the sabotage was well planned and perfectly executed. You were a bit heavy-handed with the volatile substances, but I put that down to the fact that you probably helped yourself to chemicals and machinery from your uncle's methamphetamine lab. Mr Gormsby: Typical. Never use chemicals you haven't mixed yourself! It makes it much harder to estimate possible collateral damage."
 * Seven Periods With Mr Gormsby. (Note: I'm writing this from memory so it's not the exact words.)
 * Me, sir. I've been having some pretty negative feelings lately, sir. Alienated from my friends, I've had some feelings of resentment towards authority figures. Sir.
 * *nods*

"Joey: Y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot? Well this is the same kind of deal. (drops two steaks in front of her) If you're gonna do something wrong, do it right!"
 * One episode of the 2004 Battlestar Galactica reboot has Chief Tyrol find some of his deck crew illegally distilling their own alcoholic drinks on the flight deck. He proceeds to explain that their setup is exactly wrong and likely to make somebody blind, and gives them a thorough chewing out... And then tells them to come back later with the right parts so he can show them how to build a still properly, because he's enough of a pragmatist to realise someone will just try the same thing eventually and he might not catch the next bunch before they do themselves an injury.
 * Colonel Potter does almost the exact same thing in his first appearance on M*A*S*H, explaining that he received his WWII Purple Heart in Guam when a still blew up in his tent.
 * Hannah Montana. "If I still liked a guy, I would have done the same thing." "Really?" "Well, I would have done it a little better."
 * In a short on You Can't Do That on Television, a brave Mountie confronts the Dastardly Whiplash tying the Damsel in Distress to the railroad tracks... to correct his knot-tying technique.
 * The Adventures of Brisco County Jr has Brisco playing poker with another guy, both of them cheating constantly until finally Brisco wins with five kings to the other man's five queens. The man gladly accepts the loss with "He cheated me fair and square."
 * In one Friends storyline, pregnant vegetarian Pheobe is agonising over her Wacky Cravings, and occasionally nibbling on peices of leftover meat. Joey gives her the following advice:


 * In an episode of Good News Week that aired the week after ex-Prime Minister John Howard had a shoe thrown at him on live television, Mikey talked about the event, saying that after the event had occurred, he had never been so ashamed of being an Australian... because it was the worst bloody shot he'd ever seen!
 * Happens between Fran Fine and the Sheffield children quite a few times on The Nanny. For instance, in "The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother", when Fran's sister-in-law dismissively realizes that Fran is a nanny, not Maxwell Sheffield's wife, Maggie says "Who asked you, you big green cow?!". Fran, however, calmly says "Maggie, it's turquoise...".
 * On Babylon 5, Ivanova threatens to throw a reporter out an airlock. The reporter isn't happy and complains to Sheridan. Sheridan rips into Ivanova - for not specifying that the reporter would be "stripped naked and thrown out an airlock." After all, they shouldn't waste perfectly good clothing. Hilarity Ensues.
 * In the That '70s Show episode, "Reefer Madness", Midge and Bob are upset to learn about marijuana being in the neighborhood. Not because the group of boys were caught, it was because they had to across town for their fix.
 * In Roseanne episode, "My Name is Bev", Bev is arrested for speeding and drunk driving after an accident. Roseanne scolds for destroying the car they promised TJ. Later, Roseanne reflects that Bev is an alcoholic and boring, while explaining the guy who lost his legs in two separate rail track accidents would've got the hint after the first time.

Music Videos
"Shatner: Hey! Where's my... Hey! Get out of my car! Paisley: I was... I was just- Shatner: Get out of my car! It's a valuable car! Paisley: It's really nice... Shatner: (checks information on car dashboard) You put 200 miles on my car! Paisley: Second gear... sticks a little bit. Shatner: You got it into second gear? Paisley: Yeah? Shatner: How'd you do that?"
 * A gag near the end of Brad Paisley's music video for Celebrity has a character inspired by Simon Cowell (played by William Shatner) invoke this trope. He stops Brad in the parking lot, and the following exchange occurs:

Newspaper Comics

 * In one Zits strip, Jeremy and Hector are caught driving their unregistered van on the streets. Jeremy's dad asks three questions: "Are you okay?" "Was anyone hurt?" and
 * FoxTrot had an early strip where Andy is attempting to scold Peter for going 90 mph in their car, while Roger is more interested in how it handled, and whether Peter thought it could've broken 100.
 * In an early April 2011 Beetle Bailey Sunday Strip, Sgt. Snorkel caught Beetle drawing insulting pictures of him on building exteriors throughout Camp Swampy. So Sarge hired an art teacher for Beetle.
 * In another strip, Sarge gives Beetle a tongue lashing, and Beetle tells him one of the cuss words he's using is way out of date.
 * In the German comic Ingo Pien about humanized penguins. A neonazi sieg-heils in court. The judge reprimands him: "If you ever do the 'sieg-heil' again... do it smartly!"

Tabletop Games
"Gossip (which travels swiftly to Cyricist ears) includes reminiscences about the "good old dark days" when the Banites up at The Dark Lord’s Hand, as the temple was then known, "really knew how to be proper tyrants... not clumsy brutes, like this lot. Silken menace, and not shouting and the clumsy bludgeon.""
 * In Forgotten Realms after Time of Troubles people soon began to compare followers of Cyric with those of Bane... and note that there's a right way and a wrong way of running your Religion of Evil.

Video Games
"Dr. Tenenbaum (audio diary): 'Well,' I said, 'if you're going to do such things, at least you should do them properly.'"
 * Dr. Brigid Tenenbaum in BioShock (series) was such a scientific prodigy, she would assist the Germans with their experiments and even correct their scientific errors -- while imprisoned in a Nazi prison camp.


 * Happens regularly in EVE Online: Player thieves, spies and saboteurs are frequently chastised for either using Paper Thin Disguises or blowing their covers too early.

Web Comics
"Thanatos: Really, Audriel. If you insist on distrusting me, at least take a good go at it, not this half-assed snappishness for the sake of appearances."
 * Similar to the Spaceballs example above, in The Last Days of Foxhound, a guard instructs Liquid Snake in the proper technique of snapping his own neck.
 * The Prime of Ambition provides good advice (after one related Beat Panel):


 * Elan's father, Tarquin, from Order of the Stick considers Nale, Elan's Evil Twin, a failure not because Nale's a villain, but because he cares more about his ego than about winning.
 * Which is laughably hypocritical once you get into Tarquin's motives and methods.
 * Say what you want about the man, you have to admit he is successful.
 * Cyanide & Happiness has a typically sadistic angle. There are more, of course.
 * Evil Inc. had a few such moments, the best example was when Evil Atom told a mugger he wields the bludgeon all wrong.

Web Original
"Tompkins: Aw, c'mon, [sic] Prinicpal Strong Bad! I only stole one Sega tape! Strong Bad: That's just it, Tompkins. You could have stolen upwards of one Sega tape! Tompkins: Aw, peas!"
 * In one episode of Teen Girl Squad, Tompkins gets called into the Principal's Office. We find out why in an Easter Egg at the end:


 * In Entry #46 of Marble Hornets, 's reaction to   is less 'I'm mad at you for this' so much as it's.

Western Animation
"Hank: That was an awful lie, son. Terrible.""
 * One of the pilot shorts for The Powerpuff Girls, "Crime 101", had the girls trying to teach the Amoeba Boys how to commit a crime.
 * Of course, the girls end up getting arrested for it.
 * In King of the Hill, Hank Hill catches Bobby smoking and decides to punish the boy by forcing him to chain-smoke until he's green in the face. Hank then feels compelled to correct his son's smoking technique: "If you're going to do something wrong, do it right."
 * In another episode, Hank also scolds Bobby for lying but being bad at the practice, not the lie itself.

"Bender: Hermes' dreadlocks? And his arm?! Leela. I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash!"
 * In an Anthology of Interest episode of Futurama, Leela murders Hermes and is trying to dispose of the corpse using the food disposal. Bender enters, leading to the following line:

"Willie: C'om boys! Let's take them to school."
 * In The Simpsons, Bart gives Homer an altered report card containing straight A-pluses. Homer quickly realizes that they were previously D-minuses and chides Bart for getting greedy. "You know, a D turns into a B so easily."
 * Before that on the bus ride home, Lisa lamented that he should have forged plausible grades.
 * In The third Halloween special segment, "Dial "Z" For Zombies", Lisa and Bart confess that did something wrong to their dad, Homer. Homer asked if they either wreak the car or raise the dead. When they admit to the latter, Homer asks if the car was okay before resuming his binge-watching.
 * In "Grade School Confidential", Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner kiss each other in a random playhouse. When Bart catches them, they tried to cover up the relationship by saying Bart was just imagining it. Of course, Bart doesn't fall for it as he explains their lying wasn't good enough to deceive anyone, especially those who are pretty much specialized in being a delinquent.
 * Around the end of "Bart VS Australia", Marge was glad Bart was okay. Still, she tells him off his method of displaying his American Patriotism rather than mooning the Australian Parliament.
 * "The Ned-liest Catch", Edna gets in trouble for slapping Bart in front of the school. While Homer tried to praised Edna for the deed, Marge explains to her what she did was wrong. Marge suggested leaving the crust of the sandwiches to get the message, while Chalmers explained there's zero-tolerance for slapping a child in front of witnesses.
 * "Lisa's Date with Density", Lisa gets detention and has to do line punishment, like Bart in every intro. Nelson comes over to see Lisa and tells her to use the 'D' as it has five places for chalk. It was to get it done faster. At first, Lisa rejects the idea but gives it a try to cheat her punishment. Lisa was impressed that it worked.
 * "The Cartridge Family", at a soccer game, a riot starts up, with Barney is soaked in beer causing him to run through a roll of fellow rioters. Cue Willie complaining and telling his friends on how a riot is done.

"Eddy: Cool crash, huh Ed? Ed: I've seen better, Eddy. Eddy: What? Ed: Look. The tractor is still intact, you could have done a lot more with the tree, and you hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. (He picks up the steering wheel) And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head like so. Eddy: Oh, excuse me! I'm such a hack" . " Helen: Jake, leaving paper towels by an open flame? What's wrong with you?! Daria: Mom's right. Kerosene would have been much more effective."
 * In Celebrity Deathmatch episode, Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood, Kathy Bates scolds Sharon Stone for recreating where Bates's character breaks the legs of her captive, with the latter using a sledgehammer. Not for trying to kill her with such a hammer, Bates explained to Stone that she was "you're holding it all wrong".
 * In one episode of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis scolds Butthead for calling him a butt-knocker. When Butthead tells him to turn on the lights or he'll kick his ass without calling him butt-knocker, Beavis responds with "that's better".
 * In South Park, Officer Barbrady tells Cartman if he was going to perform police brutality, he has to go with the Tap on the Head as it's faster than Kneecapping.
 * Kyle couldn't believe what he heard from his cousin, also named Kyle when he was asked if he had resort to haggling with the normally anti-Semitic Cartman to keep him from bullying.
 * In T.M.I., After males were forced to measure their groins, the school held a meeting to address the issue with parents. When nearly everyone was furious, Randy inquired whether they measured from the base or from the balls.
 * In Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, after Eddy crashes Rolf's tractor:
 * In Hey Arnold!, Harold gets scolded for stealing something that wasn't kosher.
 * On an episode of Family Guy, Peter asks Lois how to commit suicide by cutting his wrist. Meg yells off-screens, "Sideways for Attention, Long way for results". Lois explains to Peter that what Meg just said was correct, but she talks Peter out of it anyway, instead of lecturing Meg.
 * Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends episode, 	"Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree", Madame Foster finds out a wild party at the home. The reason she was upset was for having the party going on without her.
 * In Daria episode, "Fire", Jake accidentally set a small fire, that only damages the kitchen.


 * Bojack Horseman episode, "Escape from L.A.", BoJack was chaperoning a group of high school kids to their prom when one of them had her flask of vodka red bull mix. BoJack opts to get the kids some bourbon and tells them to water it down to avoid a hangover. BoJack was more upset about how they were drinking alcohol wrong rather than then they were underage.
 * In Justice League Unlimited, the Batman Beyond version of Bruce Wayne gets upset when the younger version of himself tries to beat information out of a criminal. "I can't believe I was ever this green," says the elder version of Bruce. Then he takes his cane and moves towards the crook, threateningly. "This is how you interrogate a perp."
 * In the Teen Titans episode "The Quest", Beast Boy and Starfire break into Robin's room, dress up in his spare costumes, and start playing games pretending to be him (they got bored) until Cyborg notices and scolds them for doing something so silly... without asking him to play it with them!
 * In an episode of Inside Job, the cast are undercover in a town where it is perpetually The Eighties (chemtrail experiment gone wrong, these things happen) with Dolphman posing as a teacher. When a rude student talks back to him he loses his temper and is about to assault him; the principal walks in and admonishes him for doing that, then lets Dolphman borrow his belt so he can properly discipline the student.

Real Life
""It was just another ramraid, after all.""
 * Mark Twain, on when his wife repeated his cursing: "You got the words right, Livy, but you don't know the tune."
 * According to a rather shocked French ambassador, the most widespread reaction among the more politically powerful of England's aristocracy in the wake of Earl Essex's failed rebellion against Queen Elizabeth I was not so much outrage as contempt for how poorly it was planned; many of those people said (in private conversation, of course) that had they been doing it, they would've done it much better and would've won.
 * After the failed terror attack on Glasgow Airport in 2007, many in the national press and entertainment industry lamented how poorly planned and executed it was.

- Rab C. Nesbitt


 * There were two failed car bomb attacks the previous day in London, organised by the same group of incompetents. One was parked illegally and was promptly ticketed and towed away before being routinely inspected (whereupon the bomb was discovered). The other was abandoned suspiciously in front of witnesses. When smoke began to come out, the police were called and the bomb was discovered. The whole thing was planned so badly, no one could really believe that there had been any danger. More info on the other wiki.
 * Hilariously summarised by Adam Hills.
 * This is a general sentiment behind any "dumb crooks" spotlight: "If you're gonna commit a crime, at least do it right."
 * Robert Erskine Childers, Irish Nationalist, told his firing squad to take a few steps forward so that they didn't miss. Likewise, Cicero told his executioners "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but at least try to do it properly". He out-badasses Childers because he said that line holding his neck out for a gladiator to cut off. Holy balls.
 * Politicians are frequently upset when their own policies may be implemented in such a way that the credit will go to their political opponents. And that's all that needs to be said about THAT.
 * Harry Houdini once wrote a book entitled "The Right Way to Do Wrong".
 * When the documentary "Major Fraud", about how Major Charles Ingram and his wife cheated their way to a million on the British edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, was uploaded to YouTube, several of the comments were about how obvious their cheating was, and gave examples of less-detectable ways to do it.
 * When Yankee's pitcher, Michael Pineda, got in trouble for using pine tar during a game against Boston, two of the players from the Red Sox, called him out for not doing a good job about hiding it. By the way, Rule 8.02 in baseball covers foreign substances.
 * Similar to the Naruto example, many students in schools, especially those in authoritarian regimes, would only get in trouble for cheating if they get caught. Since espionage was a common field, those who were able to gather Intel without getting caught were allowed to keep them. This means, if you was a student who cheated your way in school life without getting caught, you got to keep those credits, as it pays to know many teachers in those kinds of schools have likely used a similar method.