The Island/Funny

"Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can. Lincoln: He's in a can? Bartender: Takin' a dump. Lincoln: A dump? Taking it where? Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right. Lincoln: Thank you."
 * The conversation that went nowhere, fast.

"Tom Lincoln: Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?"
 * Don't you just looove those 'first meetings'!