Better Than It Sounds/Film U


 * : Potter falls in love with multiple ghosts. Not Ghost.
 * : A daydreaming loser is given a failing television station. He must save the station's ratings with the help of a midget, an alien, an idiot and Fran Drescher. Film stars a novelty musician and the main comedic character is played by a known racist.
 *  : A Czech woman tries to get a promiscuous doctor to settle down, befriending his mistress along the way. The couple then flee from a military invasion and die in a car accident.
 * : A skeptical security guard becomes a superhero under the tutelage of a crippled comic book geek.
 *  : Seventies blaxploitation cliche battles white supremacist who has uncontrollable urge to use hip-hop slang.
 *  : Ship's cook slaughters the catering staff and entertainers on the captains birthday.
 *  : Men leave retirement due to disfigured prostitute seeking revenge against man with small penis.
 *  : Religious nuts try to fly planes. Based On a True Story.
 *  : Man decides the role he's playing is more important than the plot of the thing he's acting in.
 * : Two men will be fired if they try to catch a train.
 *  : Four men wage war upon a mobster. He's eventually caught for unpaid taxes.
 *  : Old man trying to cope with his wife's death kills his childhood hero and steals his pets and vehicle.
 *  : A witnesses inconsistent testimonies of a crime leave the police as confused as the audience.