Sabotage

A hilarious Kim Possible one-shot, Sabotage! is an homage/parody of Cowboy Cop shows. Inspired by a Beastie Boys song, the story follows The Boss, Bullets McGee, and Punchy Kickbutt. As Department Six, they’re in charge of protecting the entire city by any means necessary.

Any means.

This amusing story can be found here.


 * A-Team Firing
 * Arson, Murder, and Lifesaving
 * Awesome McCoolname: Puncy Kickbutt, Bullets McGee, and Frank Rizzo AKA Joe Swanson AKA Brock Samson AKA The Boss
 * Badass: Parodies
 * Bad Cop, Incompetent Cop: The entire station hasn’t had to chase criminals for a long time since Department Six was formed; some don’t even have real guns!
 * Blatant Burglar
 * Brick Joke: Kim is incredulous to learn that Punchy suffers from Paparazzo Syndrome, which causes him to punch people during moments of extreme stress. Later in-fic he goes off on Dr. Drakken, though he somehow manages to pick out the bad guy this time.
 * Cowboy Cop: A parody
 * Da Chief: Betty Director
 * Everyone Is a Suspect: Apparently what Punchy thinks, if his intro scene is to be believed.
 * Frame-Up: Poor Kim. She was just doing her job.
 * Gun Nut: Bullets McGee
 * Hello, Attorney!: The three boys’ reaction to Kim’s first appearance
 * Hero Insurance
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath
 * Hollywood Police Driving Academy
 * Meaningful Name: Punchy, Bullets, and The Boss
 * More Dakka: Bullets McGee again
 * Nominal Hero: Department Six
 * Police Brutality: To a hilarious degree
 * Refuge in Audacity: So, so much.
 * Rule of Cool
 * Rule of Funny
 * Shout-Out: “It’s CLOBBERIN’ time!”
 * All of The Boss’ names.
 * Song Fic: Kinda
 * Trigger Happy: Bullets McGee again again.