Star Trek: Generations/Funny

"Guinan: "Well, it looks like he hates it."
 * "Not until Tuesday."
 * As the Enterprise is about to crash onto the planet, Data says what everyone on the bridge is thinking: "Oh, shit!"
 * "Mr. Tricorder"
 * Data's "Scan for Lifeforms Song"
 * Not just his song, but making music with the LCARS touch display at his station. The stares from the crew are priceless.
 * Riker's "...What the hell?" face at the end.
 * Not just him, everyone on the bridge!
 * Really, anything Data does after installing his emotion chip.

Data: "Yes. That is it. I hate this!

LaForge: Data? I think the chip is working.

Data: (drinks rest of beverage, gulps) Oh, yes! I hate this! It is revolting!"

Guinan: "More?"

Data: *big grin* "Please!""

"LaForge: Farpoint? Data, that was seven years ago.
 * Data laughing over a joke that LaForge told during the Farpoint mission.

Data: I know! I just got it!"

"Riker: Computer, remove the plank!
 * Worf's promotion ceremony conducted on an 18th century vessel in the holodeck. Rather than making him walk the plank, Riker simply has the computer remove it from under him.


 * SPLASH!*

Picard: Number One, that's retract plank, not remove plank.

Riker: Oh. (leans over side to look at Worf) Sorry!"

"William Shatner: Bridge on the captain!"
 * Particularly the look on Worf's face - Some combination of Flat What and Oh Crap, and it's on the face of The Stoic.
 * When Data doesn't see what's funny about dropping someone into cold water, Crusher simply says he just has to get into the spirit. Data thinks he understands... and pushes her overboard.
 * (After filming Kirk's death scene):

"Chekhov: Wery good, sir.
 * The razzing Chekhov and Scotty give Kirk after he ceremoniously commands the ship leave spacedock, and the entire crew and attending press members applaud.

Scotty: Brought a tear to me eye.

Kirk: Oh, be quiet."

""Is there something wrong with your chair, sir?""
 * Scotty got some good digs overall.

""Bad food. Brutal discipline. No women.""
 * Kirk's declaration of "Dill!" Shatner's delivery turns this one word from a simple statement into pure Narm.
 * During the holodeck scene, Picard remarks how great it must've been to be a sailor way back when - no reliance on technology, just sailing by the wind and using the stars to navigate. Riker has a decidedly different view: