Blatant Lies/Fan Works

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""Gin, you bit my boob!" "It was self-defense!""
 * Downfall

"Goku: So Vegeta, what happened to you? Did you get beat up by this guy? (talking about Recoome) Recoome: *groaning in pain* Vegeta: (stammering) Uhhh no...I..umm...uh.. : You fell down some stairs. Vegeta: I fell down some stairs. Krillin: No you didn't, you- Vegeta: Shut up before I throw you down a flight!"
 * In Dragonball Z Abridged, Vegeta is a proud warrior...

"Molly: This is much better gossip than last year's 'Albus Dumbledore was madly in love with Gellert Grindelwald.' Honestly, you'd think Rita Skeeter would learn to stop making up such sensational stories. Obviously Dumbledore was struck speechless by the Blatant Lies and thus couldn't be bothered to deny it."
 * Luminosity turns these into a plot point: Elspeth's powers revolve around the truth. When lying, they dull quite a bit, so when they need a way to dull her powers...
 * Used word for word by Minato in The Girl from Whirlpool about Sakumo's claims of the border's pleasant weather.
 * Boy, does Bhelen ever try to feed the dwarven commonner a slice of bull_hit the size of a mountain in Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns. Hilariously enough, Faren was actually playing dumb on behalf of.
 * This is a common tactic of Harry's in Oh God Not Again, usually when a Sarcastic Confession just won't cut it. His favorite answer to "How do you know that?" is "My psychic scar told me."
 * Subverted in one instance:

"Altair: It's a trap. Isra: *sarcastic* I hadn't noticed. Altair: You can't go, [...] they'll be waiting for you. Isra: Good for them. Altair: This is serious, and you're being flippant! Isra: Oh, perish the thought!"
 * In Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright, Isra is getting fed up with being protected. She would rather be doing her job - killing people.

"Keleria: Well would you rather hang onto me or the gryphon? Beat Keleria: Well? Ayuri: The gryphon. What else would I hang on to."
 * In Children of the Stars there is this exchange between the two leads that hints at the established UST being mutual.

"Socrates: (upon being questioned by Hobbes as to why he can't go in his mansion) Uh... we're... stinky."
 * In The Dilgar War, warmaster Len'char is sent to Earth space to try and stipulate a non-aggression treaty. The description in his journal of the first meeting with Earth ambassadors and their escort as 'subduing them with his commanding aura' and of the 'million sighs' from relief they produced when he informed them of coming in peace and not in conquest drew a lot of laughs from the ambassadors and the intelligence analysts who spied it.
 * From Calvin and Hobbes: The Series: