Bacon Addiction/Quotes

""You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born onto us, and his name will be bacon.""

- Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

"Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! Homer: (sarcastically) Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."

- The Simpsons, "Lisa the Vegetarian"

"Scott: You know what sucks? Wallace: What? Scott: Everything. Wallace: Psh. Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. Smell it? Do you smell that? Smell it! Scott: I smell it! Wallace: Everything does not suck."

- Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness

""The pig is an amazing creature. Feed it an apple, essentially garbage, and it produces bacon!""

- Jim Gaffigan

""There are two types of people in the world: People who love bacon, and people who cannot eat it for religious reasons.""

- The Internet

"Lars: Glorious, fresh air! Krosp: Oh, Better than fresh air. Lars: How? Krosp: Someone's frying bacon! Both: Mmmm."

- Girl Genius

"It's Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Baconstrips

""Bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips." "More bacon. More bacon. Candied bacon." "And just cause we're fucked up, we garnished the whole thing with baconators.""

- Harley Morenstein, host of EPICMEALTIME