Have a Gay Old Time/Quotes

""My first gay experience? Let's see... oh yes! the time I went on a picnic with my father as a boy, that was a gay old time. I ate my fair share of wieners that day, let me tell you!""

- Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

""Quick, man, if you love me!""

- Holmes to Watson

""The meaning of the word 'gay' has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit meh. 'You're eating Weetabix? Oh, that's so gay!'""

- Dylan Moran, Like, Totally

""The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out! 'Cause the balls'll pop out of his mouth!""

- Tag line from an ad for Mr. Bucket

""1. n. 14thC. medic. Polite term for lady's genitals. 2. n. 21stC. Impolite term for lady's genitals. 3. n. A traffic warden.""

- Roger's Profanisaurus

""Walt Disney goes South American in his gayest musical Technicolor feature.""

- Tagline for Saludos Amigos''