Ralphthemoviemaker

""Me Ralph. Me makes movies.""

""I don't review bad movies. I review products that pretend to be movies.""

- ralphthemoviemaker, Reasons Transformers: Age of Extinction SUCKS! (Part 1 of 2)

Ralph Sepe Jr., better known as ralphthemoviemaker, is a filmmaker and film critic. In his reviews, he focuses on badly made Hollywood blockbusters, but also looks at awful independent films and ridiculous TV series. His scathing style of critique has attracted well-known fans like Armoured Skeptic, I Hate Everything and YourMovieSucks.

Ralph's films are made with low budgets and center around dark and dramatic stories based on his life experiences.

His YouTube channel can be found here and his Patreon here.


 * Paper Bag (2013 short)
 * The High (2014 short)
 * King Candy (2015)
 * Lover (2017)

""This is it. The Last Stand, I guess, so it has to be epic. This is The Last Stand until Days of Future Past. Then that's The Last Stand. This is The Last Stand and then the next movie is the lastest stand.""
 * Timey-Wimey Ball: In the ending for Reasons TERMINATOR: GENISYS Sucks!! (Part 2 of 2), Ralph parodies the convoluted time-travel plot of the film by
 * Top Ten List: Parodied. His top ten lists (TOP 10 BEST MOVIES OF 2015!!!! for example) are satirical and feature the opposite of what the list should contain, with insincere descriptions of the films.
 * Trilogy Creep: Discussed in THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (Part 2: The Dark Ages), during X-Men: The Last Stand's climactic scene.