Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701)

"Light: Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.

Ryuk: That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen... and I'm a Death God!"

Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701

"Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?"
 * Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Male -

Post-traumatic flashback effect "Yuri: Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ]"

end post-traumatic flashback "Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself? Light: Shut up Ryuk! At least I like women!"

"Sachiko: I hope you get hit by a * bleep* ing car you * bleep*.
 * Abusive Parents - "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"

Light: Love you too, mom."

"Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. Matsuda: Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot."
 * Angry Black Man – Aizawa
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
 * Bad Liar - both Light and L.
 * Butt Monkey - Light
 * Cluster F-Bomb - everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist
 * Comedic Sociopathy
 * Comically Missing the Point:

"Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*"
 * Deadpan Snarker - Ryuk
 * Democracy Is Bad -

"Light (to Ryuk): At least men don't think I'm sexy.
 * Department of Redundancy Department - "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
 * Does This Remind You of Anything? - "We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole."
 * Domestic Abuse
 * Driven to Suicide / Suicide as Comedy - see page quote.
 * Eagle Land - AMERICA!!!
 * Epic Fail - "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
 * Even Evil Has Standards - "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
 * Even the Guys Want Him -

Aizawa: I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass."

"Ryuk: Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!"
 * Everything Is Racist
 * Expository Theme Tune – "I Want To Conquer the World" by Bad Religion
 * Freudian Excuse - Light
 * Gambit Roulette
 * Genki Shinigami - Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...
 * Green Aesop -

"Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! Ryuk: No, not me!"
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? - Light, quite often.
 * Hypocritical Humor / I Resemble That Remark:

"L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations."
 * Interrupting Meme - the "WTF boom."
 * Intoxication Ensues – L
 * Is This Thing Still On?
 * Lady Drunk - Sachiko Yagami
 * Linkin Park -the opening is "Breaking the Habit"
 * Logic Bomb - "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."
 * Love Martyr - Light.
 * Mind Rape
 * Mood Dissonance
 * Mushroom Samba -

"Light: You see how long I have? Ryuk: Yep! * Shinigami vision* Light Yagami- 37 episodes"
 * National Stereotyping Tropes – Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
 * No Fourth Wall -

"Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me! Random Pedestrian 1: Shut up Emo!
 * No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus - "Yes Light, Jesus owned a Death Note."
 * No Sympathy:

Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know."

"Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking."
 * Not Now, Kiddo -

"Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. L: That's not a fun fact Mogi."
 * Later when introducing themselves:

"Ryuk: ...told you s- Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING..."
 * Only Sane Man - Mogi
 * Other Stock Phrases:

"Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a Death Note too? Light: No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you."
 * Predatory Business – restock on Death Note Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices!
 * Real Men Wear Pink - Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
 * Revenge by Proxy - You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...
 * Shout-Out - Ryuk is introduced to the music from Nightmare Before Christmas, Light and Ryuk watch Beavis and Butthead... and "Why so serious?", L is introduced to "One Winged Angel" and apparently Ukita is Slim Shady.
 * Sidekick -

"Crack addict: You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best..."
 * Sound Effect Bleep - Putting The Osbornes to shame.
 * The Stoner - L.
 * Sayu bribes Light with Vicoden.
 * Surrounded by Idiots
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial
 * Take That -to 4Kids! Entertainment...

"Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!"
 * Tempting Fate:

"L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me."
 * There Is No Kill Like Overkill - "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
 * Time for Plan B
 * Took a Level In Dumbass - everyone.
 * Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth


 * Transparent Closet - Ryuk.
 * Unusual Euphemism - "I have to go smoke some actors."
 * We Could Have Avoided All This
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? - a Killing Montage to Metallica "Seek and Destroy"! Rock on!
 * "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue Duel of the Fates*
 * With Catlike Tread - [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ]
 * "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!"
 * Yandere - Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.