Just Cause (video game)/Funny

"Quinrung Theng: Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here! Rico: Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going."
 * There's a  animation for civilians.
 * Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!".
 * This exchange from the mission Political Debate:

"Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.
 * Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.

Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. (Beat) REJOICE!"