Kung Fu Louie vs. the Martial Art Posse

Kung Fu Louie vs. the Martial Art Posse (AKA Kung Fu Louie) is an old MS-DOS game made back in 1989 by a guy named Raphael Salgado. Salgado made this game with the help of family and friends, and all of them were teenagers at the time!


 * All There in the Manual: The manual will tell you the story, the controls, and just about everything you need to know about the game.
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: Arthur took down 30 mostly-armed gang members with his kicks and punches.
 * Badass: Louie. He managed to beat up 20 people to get the Fourth Level. Then he beat up 15 people by the time the game ends.
 * Badass Grandpa: The old Master, despite being kidnapped, apparently managed to beat down the rest of Arthur's gang on his own!
 * Best Served Cold: Arthur waited 10 years for the old Master to grow weak and old enough to be kidnapped and to have a rematch with Louie.
 * Combat Pragmatist: Arthur uses some very illegal combos with his punches and kicks.
 * Engrish: The old Master, being from Japan, seems to speak in English like this. Fortunately, you can still understand what's being said.
 * It's a Wonderful Failure: If you lose, Arthur will taunt you and bring in his army of goons...supposedly to kill you off.
 * Mighty Whitey: Louie.
 * Nintendo Hard: It can be at times.
 * Revenge: Arthur is motivated by this, and this trope kicks off the plot.
 * Scary Black Man: Arthur.
 * Shrug of God: The game's creators refuse to say what secrets are in the game. Perhaps that Yin-Yang symbol in one corner of the screen is connected to that, somehow.