Renegade (fanfic)/Funny

"Her mind reeled, remembering everything the Spectre had told her about how he handled things, and then about everything she knew about how Admiral Nicolas Parker V operated, and realized that putting them in the same room would result in . . . well, havoc. On the one hand, there was an elite covert operative whose general approach to problems was apparently "Overkill?" and "Kneecaps!" On the other was a special operations commander for whom orbital bombardment was the first resort, and was unsatisfied when an operation was completed and at least two buildings were not demolished. Her mind treated her to horror scenarios, where "hostage rescue" and "strategic ordnance deployment" were used in the same sentence. Words like "collateral damage" and "unspecified urban renewal" followed."
 * In Chapter 7, when the car carrying Shepard, Anderson, and the two  crashes into a building. When she comes to, an advertisement is playing in the background, with an elcor droning on about body wash. "Smug: I am on a rachni."
 * Garrus' utter disdain for doors. Not to mention his method for capturing a mercenary for interrogation:
 * Even better:
 * Forget the previous entry. Anything Garrus does, including
 * Shepard's reaction to the prospect of Admiral Nick "Havoc" Parker V and Garrus being on the same room.

""You're talking about thirty to sixty extra troops," Kaidan said. "Don't you guys think that's a little excessive?" Admiral Parker and Garrus stared at him as if he'd just told them to dip their sensitive areas in liquid nitrogen."
 * This exchange in Chapter Eight: