Third-Person Seductress/Quotes

""If I'm going to constantly stare at ass in this game, it might as well be a sexy one""

- The Thinker, in this forum post on the Escapist, trying to name that train of logic after himself.

"[...] you should read it for tidbits like how male gamers play female characters in video games because they are curious about gender roles… Uh huh… And not because if you’re going to be staring at your character’s ass in Skyrim for 200 hours, it might as well be an attractive ass. The new Tomb Raider spent millions of dollars to perfect 3D boob jiggle for the next generation consoles because male gamers really want to hear Laura Croft’s feelings about the dangers of cismale patriarchy."

- Larry F. Correia, International Lord of Hate, on yet another stupid article in The Guardian