Umineko: When They Cry/Characters/Witches

The witches of Umineko no Naku Koro Ni are enigmatic, powerful beings who observe and have control over several aspects of the game board. Each of them have their own motivations for interfering with the game board, but all of them are Trolls of a certain caliber, especially towards Battler. Each of them has a certain power which allows them to draw out the truth based on the rules of the game board.

A human may ascend to witch level once they have figured out the truth of the game board, and will have the privilege to become the Game Master. While the vast majority of the witches in the series are female (that is, all of them except ), it's noted in a TIP that the term "witch" is gender-neutral; any human, male or female, can become a witch.

Voiced by: Sayaka Ohara
""...But, at least in your eyes, I want to be a witch.""

Also known as the Golden Witch and the Endless Witch, she is the main antagonist of the series. She claims to have given Kinzo all of his wealth, and so when the family is gathered, she issues them a challenge: find the gold that Kinzo hid in the Ushiromiya estate or else she would collect it, with their lives as interest. She then further forces Battler to replay those days in a game with her. She tells him a story of how she murdered them using magic, and he needs to disprove her story.


 * Alchemy Is Magic: Claims to have procured the gold through alchemy and claims to be Kinzo's alchemical counselor.
 * Anti-Villain: After all of her antics in and out of the Face Heel Revolving Door, her character has evolved to become this instead of the Complete Monster she was introduced as.
 * Art Evolution: In her first anime appearance she has a statuesque, obviously supernatural beauty; once showing that is out of the way she quickly becomes cute in the same art style as everyone else over the course of a couple episodes.
 * Badass Damsel:.
 * Bad Samaritan: Second game..
 * The Baroness
 * Kneel Before Zod
 * Battle Couple: With.
 * Be Careful What You Wish For: An endless witch has the ability to restore anything, creating eternal happiness. But that eternal happiness leads to eternal boredom, which Beatrice can't stand.
 * Becoming the Mask: Inverted and zigzagged. She spends all of EP3 acting like a tsundere. She's a tsundere who pretended to be a cruel witch who pretended to be a tsundere.
 * Blondes Are Evil
 * Blue Eyes
 * Bookworm: Well, where did you think all that Dangerously Genre Savvy-ness came from?
 * Butterfly of Death and Rebirth
 * Card-Carrying Villain: In the first arc nobody really knew who murdered all the people on the island. Then Beatrice burst in to announce that, yes, she did it and is damn proud of it. Did we mention she's a lying liar who lies a lot?
 * Combat Stilettos: Some of Beatrice attacks on Ougon Musoukyoku involve her kicking the enemy using her high-heels, and in fact, she can run with them on.
 * Composite Character: An somewhat in-universe version of the trope. She is mainly based in the 3rd Beatrice, but also seems to remember being the first two was well.
 * Confusion Fu
 * : Fourth arc.
 * Deceptive Disciple: Virgilia repeatedly states her disappointment with how Beatrice has chosen to use her powers as Endless Witch.
 * Defeat Means Friendship:
 * : After the fourth arc, she . A ton of Ship Tease with ensues.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: It says a lot that Beatrice is disgusted with Rosa's treatment of Maria.
 * She also steps in when Eva-Beatrice takes her "fun" too far.
 * Evil Laughter: The VN has "*cackle* *cackle* " and ahaha.wav; the anime has Sayaka Ohara starting great and getting better every episode.
 * Evilly Affable: At first, anyway. Then the ship tease and moe-moe start showing up.
 * : managed to gain
 * Expository Hairstyle Change:.
 * Face Heel Revolving Door: And she revels in it.
 * Fangs Are Evil: Her little fangs are a lot less cute than the ones other cast members have.
 * Flower in Her Hair
 * Generation Xerox: Her relationship with plays this theme hard.
 * : To Erika in EP6.
 * Good Smoking, Evil Smoking: She carries around a long pipe, similar to an Evil Cigarette Holder. Ougou Musoukyoku shows she uses it has her Magic Wand.
 * : Completely and ruthlessly subverted
 * : Just as subverted as the trope above
 * : The reason for the woman in the portrait walking about the mansion, although under normal circumstances, she does an remarkable job covering it up.
 * Immune to Bullets: As found out.
 * Probably subverted; later chapters reveal that, when they actually do get hit, magical beings are especially susceptible to man-made weapons such as guns.
 * The Ingenue: The Beatrice.
 * Large Ham: "Let's start torturing each other, USHIROMIYA BATTORAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ohara was definitely enjoying herself.
 * Laughably Evil: At least in the anime.
 * Leitmotif: Several, most notably Organ Opusculum No. 600,000,000 in C minor
 * : Her portrait is based either on  or.
 * Lethal Chef: "Half a day was spent in spectacular violence that would have shocked the culinary world."
 * Light Is Not Good:
 * Literal Split Personality:.
 * Man Child: Particularly in the VN.
 * : Her driving motivation throughout the story.
 * Love Martyr:.
 * Mad Dreamer
 * Magic Wand: Her pipe.
 * Mercy Kill:
 * Morality Pet: Acts as a mentor/imaginary friend figure to Maria, who is always among the last to die.
 * : Decides to fight herself rather than expose Gaap to danger.
 * This Is Gonna Suck
 * : Her true plan if . Thank you, Kinzo.
 * Noblewoman's Laugh: Often. In the anime it comes across as a harsh braying. Ronove lampshades its inelegance, to her complete lack of concern.
 * Obliviously Evil: Episode 3 implies she sees nothing wrong with what she's been doing because in the end she always fixes what she breaks.
 * Obvious Rule Patch: On Ougon Musoukyouku Beatrice could do crazy combos like this, which lasted 278 hits (even a damage touch can't save you from a super, or from a dizzy-combo), the very next patch modifying the move to prevent these kinds of abuses.
 * Pet the Dog: Her relationship with Maria,
 * Pimped-Out Dress
 * Rapunzel Hair: Once the Expository Hairstyle Change has taken place.
 * Really 1000 Years Old:
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red to Battler's blue.
 * : In EP6,
 * Blank Slate: Beatrice.
 * Sealed Evil in A Can:.
 * Sexy Backless Outfit: Due to exposed shoulder blades on her dress, which is pretty modest by modern standards but mildly scandalous by Victorian standards.
 * Shotoclone: In Ougon Musoukyoku she's this, not only she has specials resembling the Hadouken and Shoryuken, she also has a special resembling the Hurricane Kick.
 * : Battler figured it out too late. Poor Beatrice.
 * Slasher Smile: Complete with fangs.
 * Taken Up to Eleven in creepiness in the PS 3 remake of the game.
 * Smoking Is Cool
 * : Revealed in EP5.
 * Theme Naming
 * : Suggested by the ending of the series.
 * / Tragic Villain
 * Troll:
 * Tsundere:
 * She even shouts "Urusai! Urusai! Urusai!!!" (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) in the anime at least.
 * Unreliable Narrator: The main narrator of anything that happens outside of Battler's view is Beatrice, and she eventually lets him know ouright that anything that is not in red text is not necessarily true.
 * Wicked Cultured
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Part of the outfit she wears when appearing to the adults at the beginning of the second arc.
 * Smoking Is Cool
 * : Revealed in EP5.
 * Theme Naming
 * : Suggested by the ending of the series.
 * / Tragic Villain
 * Troll:
 * Tsundere:
 * She even shouts "Urusai! Urusai! Urusai!!!" (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) in the anime at least.
 * Unreliable Narrator: The main narrator of anything that happens outside of Battler's view is Beatrice, and she eventually lets him know ouright that anything that is not in red text is not necessarily true.
 * Wicked Cultured
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Part of the outfit she wears when appearing to the adults at the beginning of the second arc.
 * Wicked Cultured
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Part of the outfit she wears when appearing to the adults at the beginning of the second arc.
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Part of the outfit she wears when appearing to the adults at the beginning of the second arc.
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Part of the outfit she wears when appearing to the adults at the beginning of the second arc.

Voiced by: Yukari Tamura
""I am the cruelest witch in the world. I will make any opponent of mine surrender without fail. Even if that opponent is the Endless Witch Beatrice. So you must do your best as well. You won't bore me, will you?""

The Witch of Miracles, and the most powerful witch in the universe (multiverse?). An enigmatic figure who offers Battler her help in defeating Beatrice during the tea parties for nonhumans. She has the power to create miracles as long as the possibility of the event occurring is greater than 0. She has a long-standing rivalry with the witch Lambdadelta, who was formerly the most powerful witch until Bernkastel beat her in a game. She is instrumental to Ange's, and later Erika's, involvement in the story. Arc 5 appears to reveal that, though later arcs could contradict this.

At the end of Episode 6, it is implied that


 * Adaptation Dye Job: Like Rika from Higurashi, her hair is indisputably blue in the games/manga, and weird purple-blue color in the anime.
 * Animal Motifs: Cat. The narration tries to compare her to one, she has a cat tail, and actually transforms into one at one point. Story progression has her the idea that Cats Are Mean. In Episode 8,.
 * She even uses her cat familiars as projectiles in Ougon Musou Kyouku Cross.
 * Bokukko: At least in her character song Seizensetsu, she refers to herself with 'boku'.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: There are a few scenes where it's intentionally unclear if she addresses Battler or the player. In the anime, Battler is nowhere to be seen during that scene so she's clearly talking to the viewers here.
 * Break the Cutie: In EP6, Lambda says that
 * Cats Are Mean: Her Animal Motif - she has a tail, and truly horrific cat minions.
 * Catgirl: Borderline, considering her cat tail. No ears, though.
 * Contrived Coincidence: Bringing them about is at least one aspect of her power.
 * Curtains Match the Window
 * Dark Is Not Evil:
 * Dull Eyes of Unhappiness
 * Dummied Out: Bernkastel was apparently originally going to be included on Ougon Musou Kyouku alongside with Rena Ryuugu, but was eventually scrapped, with only a portrait and a standing sprite left.
 * On April 20th, 2012, Bernkastel was included in version 2.30 of Ougon Musou Kyouku Cross.
 * Emotionless Girl: Apart from her eyes moving, she literally has no expression on her face
 * Expy: Of Rika from Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
 * Enigmatic Empowering Entity: To Ange, although.
 * : The true relationship between her and Lambadelta. More the former then the latter, to stave off boredom.
 * : She's the Witch of Miracles, right? Able to create a miracle as long as the probability isn't zero..
 * Improbable Weapon User: Ougon Musou Kyouku Cross has Bern relying on weaponized fragments, hungry black cats, and blue serpent beams as part of her arsenal of moves.
 * Kuudere: She's this, but she's more . Her deredere side can only be seen when around Lambdadelta.
 * Leitmotif: Haze is equally associated with both Ange and Bern, specifically during the skyscraper scene.
 * , although it only ever plays once during a scene in which she directly does something, is still quite heavily associated with her, as the title can really only be referring to her.
 * Little Miss Snarker
 * Meaningful Name: Bernkastel was the type of wine that Rika would drink.
 * Ms. Exposition: At least in the early arcs, she tends to serve in this role.
 * Mysterious Watcher:
 * Pass the Popcorn: She orders some for the final showdown in End of the Golden Witch. This becomes a running joke by EP7 where Will frequently comments that Bern's probably enjoying his deductions from some unseen location with a large bucket of popcorn.
 * : In EP5, Bern directly tells Lambda that  YMMV as to whether Bern or Lambda is the better example.
 * Reality Warper
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Lambda's red.
 * The Stoic: In most situations, she can be icy cold. But, certain situations can turn her to be very, very Not So Stoic.
 * Weapon of Choice: Scythes.
 * Winds of Destiny Change: Her power.
 * : Shows signs of this in EP6.
 * : She says, to the reader, something to the effect of "It's more interesting to have, isn't it? That's why you're reading this far, after all."
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair
 * Reality Warper
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Lambda's red.
 * The Stoic: In most situations, she can be icy cold. But, certain situations can turn her to be very, very Not So Stoic.
 * Weapon of Choice: Scythes.
 * Winds of Destiny Change: Her power.
 * : Shows signs of this in EP6.
 * : She says, to the reader, something to the effect of "It's more interesting to have, isn't it? That's why you're reading this far, after all."
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair
 * Winds of Destiny Change: Her power.
 * : Shows signs of this in EP6.
 * : She says, to the reader, something to the effect of "It's more interesting to have, isn't it? That's why you're reading this far, after all."
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair

Voiced by: Fuyuka Ooura
""I, Lady Lambdadelta, am super-paper!""

The Witch of the Absolute, who has the power to kill unfailingly. Formerly the most powerful witch in the universe, she now harbors an intense grudge against Bernkastel, who took that title away from her. She sometimes offers Battler help during the tea parties for nonhumans, and yet half the time appears to be working against him. Although she acts very childish in general, she is not to be trifled with, as she is incredibly powerful. Arc 5 reveals that.

By Episode 6, it is implied that


 * Awesome but Impractical: Lambda's actual power goes far beyond being able to kill unfailingly, and is either this or a Story Breaker Power depending on your point of view: she has the ability to cause any event that she chooses to eventually happen, provided that who or whatever is trying to make it happen does not give up. However, her ability may be nullified if whatever is trying to make the event happen does stop trying, and she never says how long or how many failures it will take before the event happens. She basically has the power to guarantee that certain hard work will not go unrewarded.
 * Bizarre Alien Biology: According to EP8, she is literally made of candy.
 * Cute Witch: Massively subverted.
 * The Ditz: as seen in the third Sound Novel's tea party, where Bernkastel and Beato are teasing her about Santa Claus. The second Bernkastel leaves, she
 * Enigmatic Empowering Entity: To Beatrice, though this is only alluded to briefly in the third tea party and once again in the extra TIPS.
 * Expy: Of Takano, from Higurashi
 * Curiously, she shares her seiyuu with Takano's younger self.
 * Whether this is intentional or not, Lambda also has a lot in common with Higurashi's Satoko (most notably her Noblewoman's Laugh + hand gesture and general trickster nature).
 * : The true relationship between her and Bernkastel. More the former then the latter, in fact, to stave off boredom.
 * Go Karting With Bowser: Bernkastel is her sworn enemy/love-hate buddy/plaything, and they've always been on opposite sides. It does not stop them from having slumber parties.
 * Go Mad From the Isolation: We find that
 * Gravity Master: She can create an area of concentrated gravity, not entirely different from a black hole, during her fight with in Episode 8.
 * : In EP8, and boy is it a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Immortal Immaturity:
 * Improbable Weapon User: Candies. Also, her Meta Super in Ougon Musou Kyouku is a giant present comet.
 * Leitmotif: Mirage Coordinator. Nice.
 * Lipstick Lesbian: Her clothing and magic utilise quite a lot of pink. And cuteness. And since she only has eyes for Bernkastel, well...
 * Made of Explodium: Her candies, which are her Weapon of Choice.
 * Meaningful Name: Lambdadelta in greek letters equals 34, as did Takano's first name's kanji.
 * Mythology Gag: She signs off on Eva-Beatrice's succession because she feels for her bad childhood.
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Can be described as a Magical Lesbian Loli Yandere. Yeeep.
 * Noblewoman's Laugh: In Ougon Musou Kyoku.
 * The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Toward Bernkastel.
 * Pass the Popcorn: She orders some for the final showdown in Dawn of the Golden Witch. Subverted because
 * Psycho Lesbian: Or something. Just look at the way she talks about Bernkastel...to say nothing about EP4's ????, where Lambda glomps Bern after Bern says she's Too Kinky to Torture. EP5 seems to reveal that
 * Reality Warper
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old
 * Red Eyes Take Warning: Anime only. In the games they're more of an amber color.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red to Bern's blue
 * Stalker With a Crush: To Bern.
 * What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway: Lambda's ability is first introduced as "the power to kill unfailingly." Not a lame power at all, but the other magical characters have no trouble killing people on top of all of their other abilities. Then the "Lambdadelta's Diary" TIP and EP5 reveal what her power actually is...
 * Making a pact with her may end up giving you .
 * Wild Card
 * Willfully Weak/The Gloves Come Off: In Episode 8, she stops holding back and starts fighting Bern seriously. For one, she can create black holes on a whim.
 * Yandere or Cute and Psycho: Could qualify as either. Take your pick.
 * : And true to type,.
 * What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway: Lambda's ability is first introduced as "the power to kill unfailingly." Not a lame power at all, but the other magical characters have no trouble killing people on top of all of their other abilities. Then the "Lambdadelta's Diary" TIP and EP5 reveal what her power actually is...
 * Making a pact with her may end up giving you .
 * Wild Card
 * Willfully Weak/The Gloves Come Off: In Episode 8, she stops holding back and starts fighting Bern seriously. For one, she can create black holes on a whim.
 * Yandere or Cute and Psycho: Could qualify as either. Take your pick.
 * : And true to type,.

Voiced by: Kikuko Inoue


The former Endless Witch/Beatrice, and Beatrice's mentor who taught her all about magic. Although she dislikes how Beatrice uses the power she has been bestowed, Virgilia is nonetheless loyal to her student and works to help Beatrice achieve victory.

From an anti-fantasy perspective, she is Kumasawa,


 * Beam Spam: Entirely possible in the fighting game through Gungnir.
 * Eyes Always Shut: Trust me, you don't want to see her with her eyes open. In the anime, it's more like Eyes Always Half-Open.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Her arsenal of weaponry in the fighting game includes daggers, the divine spear Gungnir, mirrors, and candlesticks.
 * Mad Eye: What she looks like with her eyes fully open. It's actually less "mad" and more...kind of deformed. (The image in question is the third from the bottom in the center column.)
 * Mentors
 * : Third arc.
 * Nice Hat: A Southern Belle-tastic one worn at a jaunty angle, no less. Some theorize that the hat is actually eating her head.
 * No Fourth Wall: During the infamous Krauss vs. Goat scene.
 * Noblewoman's Laugh: Shares this with Kumasawa, her "real world" form, along with many expressions.
 * Out-of-Character Moment: Virgilia of the fourth arc acts very differently from Virgilia of the other arcs. Arguably Justified in that it was obviously intentional and Played for Laughs.
 * Painting the Fourth Wall: In the fourth arc, she is sometimes aware of the user interface.
 * Pimped-Out Dress
 * Sexy Mentor
 * Summon Magic: Her meta-super summons fricking Odin and throws a giant spear at her enemy. On a minor scale, she can summon the goats to aid her.
 * Team Mom: Despite the fact that she's not technically a mother (and there are four actual mothers in the cast), Virgilia takes this role, gently smoothing out problems with Beatrice's furniture, nurturing the goats and Siestas, chastising Beatrice, and brewing black tea for anyone miserable.
 * Theme Naming: She named herself after the Roman poet Virgil, as in Dante's guide to Beatrice.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Mackerel, just like Kumasawa. It's seen more often in Ougon Musoukyoku, though.
 * Tsundere: Will suddenly and viciously morph into a type-B when in the presence of Gaap.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Fourth arc
 * White-Haired Pretty Girl
 * Yamato Nadeshiko

Voiced by: Miki Ito
""Why don't you just give up and die?""

Appears as a younger version of Eva and is in some sense, an embodiment of Eva's desires and lack of satisfaction of her place in the family and in general. The way she describes her ability is the power to turn anger into miracles. She also represents all the theories which place Eva as the culprit.

She makes her first appearance in the third arc, where, she manifests on the island and orchestrates the remaining murders. In the fourth arc, she reappears as a representation of hatred born from the Ushiromiya family, called by Ange as "The Black Witch". She makes her final appearance in Twilight of the Golden Witch, where it turns out that.


 * A God Am I: "My Power is a God's Power".
 * Ambiguous Innocence: Present when she, but mostly dropped after that in favor of playing up a more aggressive form of insanity.
 * Anthropomorphic Personification: She's essentially the personification of hate, revenge and greed.
 * Ax Crazy
 * Bait the Dog: Aw, she's so happy with her new title. That's right, Battler, feel free to applaud!
 * Black Magic: According to Ange in the 4th arc. The general rule of thumb is that black magic heals pain by shoving pain onto others. White magic heals pain by creating good things to distract you.
 * Blue Eyes
 * Catch Phrase: Heso kande shinjaeba?! ("Why don't you just give up and die?!")
 * Cruel and Unusual Death: What happens to the people she kills. Repeatedly.
 * Cute and Psycho: Since initially, we only get a bit of an inkling on how cruel she can really be.
 * Enfant Terrible
 * Full Contact Magic: Eva uses surprisingly little magic on Ougon Musoukyouku compared to the other Beatrices, most of her attacks involve clubbing and kicking the enemy to death. Altough this can be explained since Eva herself is very good at martial arts.
 * Groin Attack: Her grab in the fighting game.
 * Imaginary Friend: She was this to Eva, according to EP3.
 * Kids Are Cruel: More evident in the VN, but this theme is hit a few different times with her in the third arc. Most obviously during her conversation with Eva.
 * Leitmotif: Happiness of Marionette.
 * Large Ham: Especially after she gets her Endless Witch powers; she practically breaks into Ham to Ham Combat with Beato after that. Not to mention that Miki Ito tends to get fairly creative with the delivery of her Catch Phrase.
 * Letting Her Hair Down
 * Literal Split Personality
 * Morality Chain: It at first looks like Hideyoshi might be this for her, but this is then subverted. With blood. Later played straight, arguably, with.
 * Nice Hat
 * Oh Crap: Her reaction to Beatrice denying the existence of all witches near the end of EP3 has her panicking. She gets held down by Ronove as Beatrice finishes the denial, and there's nothing Evatrice can do about it.
 * Older Than They Look: Kind of. She's technically about as old as Eva, despite appearing as a younger version of her.
 * Pimped-Out Dress
 * Shadow Archetype
 * Simple Staff: It acts as her own version of the Ushiromiya Emblem.
 * Smug Snake: She's incredibly arrogant, treats her allies poorly whenever they fail to entertain her and she acts like a total jerk when she feels safe. So naturally, she's reduced to a screaming mess when the situation inevitably ceases to go her way.
 * Villain Protagonist: On Ougon Musoukyouku at least, all of her endings but one involve her killing everybody.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Experiences this several times, especially when she learns that she can't destroy Beatrice's heart but tries to squash it beneath her foot anyway, as well as her Oh Crap moment near the end of EP3.
 * With Great Power Comes Great Insanity
 * With Great Power Comes Great Insanity

Voiced by: Michiko Neya
""For one such as I, who knows everything, everything is boring. ......However, I don't dislike letting the ignorant read my works to see what kind of reaction they have.""

Both first appear in Arc 6. Toya Hachijo is a human mystery writer from 1998 who. Ange meets up with her before going to Rokkenjima, but Ange had no recollection of having asked to meet her. She claims to have reached a certain level of truth, allowing her to

Featherine Augustus Aurora is the Witch of Theatergoing, Drama, and Spectating. It is strongly implied that Toya is Featherine, or at least Featherine is her Author Avatar. Because of her age, Featherine wears a horseshoe-shaped device around her head that stores her memories. Ange becomes her miko.

In reality, "Toya Hachijo" is

"Beatrice: Thank you very much, Augauau......umm-"
 * Author Avatar: Featherine is implied to be Toya's avatar.
 * : Episode 8 reveals that "Toya Hachijo".
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Delivers one to in Episode 8.
 * Detached Sleeves
 * : Implied to have been in the ???? of EP6.
 * Expy: Some people consider them/her an expy of Hanyuu because Featherine's memory device looks like horns, the number "eight" (both "hachi" and "ya") in Toya's name, the Alternate Character Reading of the name "Hachijo" is "Yashiro", the name Augustus Aurora, "Hanyuu" means "feather," Toya and Featherine both address people as "Child of Man," and.

""Bernkastel:"" ....Featherine Something Auaurora....""


 * Greek Chorus: With Ange in EP6.
 * Innocent Cohabitation: With.
 * Leitmotif: Toya's: Love Examination. Featherine's: A Single Moment.
 * Mysterious Watcher
 * The Omniscient: Well, she is one of the, after all. Whether or not she actually knows everything, or else is incredibly mistaken, is up to the audience.
 * Purple Eyes
 * : Toya's stories somehow describe.
 * : Literally.
 * If you want to know how literal it is,
 * : Literally.
 * If you want to know how literal it is,