Incredibly Obvious Bug



Listening devices and "hidden" cameras that are large and obvious, often with a big red or green light on them. Sometimes they get hidden in ventilation grates in such a way that the light they emit can be seen by anyone walking by. And sometimes they're right out in the open, apparently unnoticed by people who really ought to know better.

Tracking Devices are even worse for this, not only having a red light, but beeping audibly, which is several kinds of stupid. One would think that Batman of all people would realize that perhaps it's not a good idea to stick a beeping, light-equipped device onto somebody's car and expect them not to notice.

While still played straight on occasion, just as often it's subverted or parodied. Such variants include:
 * The target actually finding the bug, then either destroying it or using it to mislead the person listening in.
 * An Incredibly Obvious Bug being used to distract attention from another far less obtrusive bug.
 * A bug which is so absurdly large or obvious that it should be utterly impossible to miss (e.g., one the size of a bowling ball stuck to the back of someone's head, beeping with the volume of a truck horn). If someone points it out, they're dismissed as being paranoid.

The reason this trope is used is for the audience's benefit. Bugs in television are big and obvious so the director can point the camera at the bug to tell the audience that a bug has been planted on that person without wasting dialog telling the audience.

Not to be confused with the things you find in Obvious Betas.

See Also: Incredibly Obvious Bomb, Insecurity Camera.

Anime & Manga

 * In Variable Geo, a listening device the size of a yoyo with a huge green light on it is affixed to the seat of the woman in charge of the corporation behind the tournament that is the center of the series. This powerful, hypercompetent woman never notices.
 * Averted Trope in Ghost in The Shell Stand Alone Complex, where the bug is fired from a gun as one of a number of standard bullets and is unobtrusive after attaching. The same character also does this in the movie Ghost in the Shell.
 * Subverted (or possibly played straight) with Tachikoma, which are twice the size of a normal person, and are used to spy frequently. However, they have stealth technology, making them invisible to the naked eye, and can Wall Crawl.
 * In Space Runaway Ideon, the Buff Clan plant a tracker on the escaping Solo space ship. Said bug later gets picked up by the crew, inspected, tossed around, and ran over by the Ideon itself, and still continues working. Justified by the space ship being lost technology and the crew not knowing what belongs and what doesn't... but you would think someone would eventually catch on.
 * Especially considering that one of the members of the Solo Ship crew (Karala) is a former Buff Clan soldier, and up until halfway into the series (when prototypes fresh off the drawing board were launched at the Solo Ship), knew every piece of Buff Clan military technology down to the last detail. Of course, if they threw away the tracker, the Buff Clan would probably never find them after a few DS Drives, and the series would end early.
 * The Literal Surveillance Bugs used by Dr. Gero in Dragon Ball that were able to monitor several character for years without being detected, once pointed out, was clearly visible even at a distance and also made a beeping sound.

Comics

 * Averted in the Firefly comic Serenity: Better Days. A stolen assault robot releases hundreds of tracking devices that appear no bigger than a grain of sand.
 * Spoofed in 48 pages. In a scene which was a parody of Matrix, one of the agents threatened Jerry with implanting a "miniature tracking device" into his body. It was about the size of a cellphone.
 * Spider-Man had spider-tracers, red peanut-sized spider-shaped devices he used to track people down. Usually, they were fired from the top of his web-shooter at fleeing villains who were none the wiser. One of the reasons why Spider-Man doesn't use the spider-tracers anymore may be due to the fact the badguys he attached them to were frequently finding them and using them against him.
 * Especially bad since they're designed to set off his spider sense, meaning they can be used to trigger false positives in that sense, turning one of his greatest edges into a weakness as Iron Man has demonstrated.
 * The tracers were easy to find, since they were red, shaped like the spider-insignia on his back, and they looked like the kind of trinkets one would find in a Cracker Jack box. His clone, the Scarlet Spider, was much smarter about this: he created Minidot Tracers, which were still red, but were also circular and MUCH smaller.
 * A recent story arc had a villain with a penchant for paying attention framing Spider-Man for a slew of murders, by leaving found spider-tracers on all of the victim's bodies.
 * Ex Machina: Kremlin gives Mitchell a tie pin in the shape of a gear to reflect his roots as an engineer and a former machine-based superhero. The pin is engineered so that Mitchell can't "hear" it, so it goes unnoticed but it is featured rather prominently in the first arc.

Films -- Live-Action
"Ada Gronick: The guards will have to be bribed. We'll need money.
 * In Short Circuit, when the protagonist #5 wanders off, its creator turns on its homing beacon so that his corporation can track it down. When #5 notices the beacon, it's about the size of an apple, with a prominent blinking light, easily detached and tossed into the back of some hapless bypasser's pickup truck. In this case, #5 was never intended to become self-aware enough to decide that the homing device should be gotten rid of, which may excuse its obviousness, but there is no reason a robotics company spending a fortune on a self-operating war machine wouldn't take care to integrate its homing beacon more effectively into the device. Even a prototype would have the homing beacon properly secured to prevent it from being knocked off during exercises -- and a final production version would've been even more ruggedized.
 * Unless they thought that they might not want anything integral that the enemy could use to track these guys.
 * Spoofed in "A Fistful of Yen", the Enter the Dragon parody from The Kentucky Fried Movie. The hero engages in conversation with a woman while she points out the bugs in his room, starting with a really obvious (but not totally ridiculous) one on the lamp, progressing to studio microphones on the side of pictures, a boom mike overhead, a technician waving audio equipment around, and finally a section of his room holding an entire audio studio with technicians.

Loo: We can raise the money, that's no problem. (pulls down the boom mike and speaks directly into it) BUTTHATWOULDBEWRONG!"


 * In Battlefield Earth, not only are the cameras large enough to be seen easily, but they even make a noise when operating. Despite this, the assistant bad guy never notices them, even though he has viewed other people through them before. But then the movie is so awful anyway....
 * In the second Austin Powers movie, Felicity Shagwell is charged with planting a homing beacon on Fat Bastard. The beacon is roughly the size of a small egg and a good third of it is a flashing red light with a beeping sound attached. She successfully plants it on him by seducing him, sleeping with him and then when he rolls over to look over the side of the bed (for food) she shoves it up his backside. He just thinks she's "frisky" and jumps back on top of her. This turns out to be a stupid idea as he just craps it out.
 * Surprisingly, used by Jason in The Bourne Identity, when he places a large can-like object under the rear bumper of a van. To his credit, it doesn't beep or blink, but it's pretty large and obvious to anyone that walks up from behind the van....
 * Invoked in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: In this case,  was counting on them being spotted, so it would make sense for them to be conspicuous.
 * Parodied in The Fifth Element: one of Zorg's agents spies on a top secret government meeting by strapping a microphone to a cockroach. The cockroach is huge and the microphone is half as big as the cockroach.
 * Life Imitates Art: we can do this already.
 * The Nanny Diaries has a teddy bear with a rather obvious camera on it. Subverted since near the end, the nanny is ranting into it for the housewife to see.
 * In The Dark Knight Saga, Lucius leaves a bugged cell phone behind. It beeps aloud and scrolls text in the display while bugging.
 * The phone's beeping is integral to its functionality as a Plot Coupon.
 * That and it is a fairly normal cell phone. It's Batman's new suit and tracking equipment that makes it useful as a bug.
 * Averted in the first Hellboy movie during Hellboy's initial confrontation with the hellhound Samael. Yes, the tracking device is fairly big, and is colorful (in this case, bright green), but nonetheless difficult to discover, because it's a special bullet for Hellboy's BFG, and therefore ends up inside Samael's body.
 * Actually, that was some sort of luminescent capsule designed to make tracking his target similar to following a blood trail by leaving a trail of bright green glowstick juice.
 * Brannigan (1975). The police plant a magnetically-attached bug on the vehicle of the mob lawyer used to make the ransom exchange, but he finds it and plants it on another vehicle while stopped in traffic. Unfortunately John Wayne has planted a second bug inside one of the bundles of ransom money.
 * Averted in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Spock put a tracking device on Captain Kirk's shoulder before he beamed to Chancellor Gorkon's ship. It was a different color from the rest of the uniform and visible to anyone looking closely, but otherwise just looked like a bit of cloth. Evidently the Klingons don't bother searching prisoners or confiscating their clothing. Probably saves on the prison budget at Rura Penthe.
 * Averted in Red Dawn, when The Mole is forced to swallow the homing device used to lead the Dirty Communists to their lair.
 * Unsurprisingly averted several times in The Conversation, which centres around the life of lonely bugging expert Harry Caul, played by Gene Hackman. As a prank, his rival Bernie Moran gives him an ordinary ballpoint pen with a microphone hidden inside, and it is so well concealed that Harry, the "expert", doesn't clue in at all. Later,
 * Done to a truly awful degree in John Woo's A Better Tomorrow. In order to bug a mob boss, an undercover detective gives him a ship in a bottle. But instead of building the bug into the ship he attached the huge obvious thing to the outside. The kicker? He doesn't attach in it advance, but instead stands right outside the guy's office sticking it on.
 * Subverted in Jean-Pierre Melville's Le Samourai. When the Paris police sneak into assassin Jef Costello's apartment to plant a listening device, the one they initially choose is a huge black box with a big antenna and a red light. The officer puts it in the hiding place, scrutinizes it briefly, and then decides to go with a smaller model. Even the small one is pretty big, though considering the film was made in 1967, it's hard to judge whether that really would have been the best they had available.
 * Parodied in The Naked Gun 2; Frank Drebin is captured by the bad guys and gets patted down. The mook patting him says "he's wired!", and shows us the device: it takes up all of Frank's chest, complete with flashing lights and whirring tape.
 * This trope is used for comedy in The Glass Bottom Boat. A bug is made to blend in with a plate of h'ourderves. Unfortunately, it is rather plastic and fake-looking. Even worse, it moves around on the plate. A nervous guest still manages to eat it.
 * This trope is used for comedy in The Glass Bottom Boat. A bug is made to blend in with a plate of h'ourderves. Unfortunately, it is rather plastic and fake-looking. Even worse, it moves around on the plate. A nervous guest still manages to eat it.

Literature

 * In the Battlefield Earth book (which is quite a bit better than the movie, has somewhat more explanation, and a rather more complex plot) there is a setup with several cameras which are intended to be found, complemented by several more which are considerably smaller, with lead-coated covers that flick closed when a bug detector is used in their vicinity. Needless to say, these aren't detected.
 * Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code uses the 'obvious bug to draw attention away from the other way' variant. The less obvious bug was pretty much undetectable, and the more obvious bug (obvious only by comparison, it is indistinguishable from a shirt button) was only there because the villain would've be suspicious if he hadn't found anything at all.
 * Perfect Dark the novel. Yes, the novel. Daniel Carrington uses a bug in the flowers to steal info from a rival. It might have worked...if one of Daniel's people hadn't been caught out doing the SAME THING earlier to one of the rival's employees.
 * The Talisman: all the boys' rooms in the Sunlight Home are bugged. A subversion, as the bug is in plain sight because Sunlight Gardener wants the boys to know he's listening.
 * One of the original James Bond books used this. The audio bugs were meant to be discovered easily, leading to the heroes speaking through notes. They didn't see the hidden cameras, though....
 * Inverted in an issue of Perry Rhodan. The delegation of the planet Camelot (coordinates unknown to outsiders at this time) moves into their new embassy on Arkon and discovers... no detectable bugs at all. It's this very fact that arouses their suspicions enough to launch a ploy to confirm that their embassy is in fact bugged after all, and the discovery that their hosts have found a way to.
 * Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light has bugs very similar to The Fifth Element scene quoted above. The current point-of-view character is asked not to kill them because he is in a temple. (He does anyway.)
 * Massively averted in the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Grand Admiral Thrawn manages to bug the New Republic's main government building on Coruscant. They do constant sweeps with the best droids they have, but to no avail. Turns out the bugs were.
 * Type2 example used in Dark Force Rising (also by Zahn), where ship-thief Niles Ferrier plants an obvious bug on the hull of Lando's ship while his invisible associate sneaks into the ship itself to plant a second one.
 * Exiles by Aaron Allston has a spider-shaped, mobile bug planted on a spy-trained Jedi by folks who know he is trained to spot bugs. Somewhat quickly discovered and neutralized. The Jedi also detects the aerial surveillance by pure Force skill. Not quite sure what the bug was supposed to accomplish...
 * Allston likes this trope. In Wraith Squadron one of Zsinj's plots involves putting smallish, flat box-shaped clinging droids on the hulls of New Republic starships, so they can report on where the ships go. Big ships might never notice - these are space ships, after all - and when one is spotted on a factory-new X-Wing it's assumed to be just another one of the stupid unauthorized things added on by the manufacturers. The Wraiths really only discovered it on accident, because of another Zsinj plot. These "bugs" don't blink, beep, or move, but they're still a good twenty centimeters to a side.
 * CHERUB has a malfunctioning bug begins repeatedly beeping, causing a mission to fail.
 * Most of the time, however, CHERUB averts this trope.
 * The Action Hero's Handbook advises that if you find such a bug, don't stop looking, because a Genre Savvy spy may have planted a less obvious bug elsewhere and counted on you to assume this trope.

Live-Action TV
"Dubenich: I found the transmitter!
 * In the pilot miniseries of the new Battlestar Galactica Reimagined, a large and obvious Cylon device is located in a prominent place in the center of the bridge. To their credit, technicians did apparently notice it, but they thought it had been installed properly as part of the battlestar's transformation into a museum and didn't report it; Colonel Tigh had words to say to them on the topic.
 * This is used to some degree in Veronica Mars. Though the devices themselves are not incredibly conspicuous in design or form, merely the fact that Veronica Mars has given you a teddy bear, stapler, iPod, novelty pencil, gift basket, paperweight, school spirit button, etc. should be a red flag not to divulge your deepest secrets directly into it. Chances are that it not only captures perfect audio, but also captures video that can be blown up into high resolution stills when appropriate.
 * There's a pretty straight instance in "Clash of the Tritons": Veronica plants a tracking device under Duncan Kane's car. With a big, convenient red LED to show you that it's active. It's still hard to see above the tire, granted, but in a dark garage...
 * And when she's trying to bug someone with a little bit of genre savvyness, she'll sometimes plant two bugs: One incredibly obvious one for her target to find, and a less obvious one for them not to find.
 * An attempt at making a truly unobtrusive listening device was made on Get Smart, with CONTROL spending thousands of dollars to create a literal "bug" -- a tiny, perfectly lifelike, robotic fly with listening devices and radar built in. At the rollout, Max is so fooled by the disguise that he swats the fly.
 * Subverted in season 4 of Twenty Four; when CTU hands Behrooz Araz over to the terrorists with the intention of finding their base, they plant two bugs on him - an incredibly obvious one they intend for the terrorists to find, and a second subdermal implant which they expect that the terrorists won't think to look for after finding the first one. Unfortunately, they find both, and Behrooz is never heard from again.
 * Played for laughs in Allo Allo, where a listening device in the Colonel's office is disguised as a vase of daffodils. When it is activated, one of the daffodils rises a few inches and rotates to point at whoever's talking. In a later episode, this incident is referred to, and everyone agrees that they won't be fooled again... and we notice that the desk lamp is rotating to point at whoever's talking.
 * Subverted on Lost: your typical flashing bug is planted in the terrorists' hangout, but it's put there to allow Sayid to find and disable it, thus winning favor with the terrorists and beginning his infiltration.
 * Played for comedy on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where Frank used a baby monitor as a bug. He comments that people buy baby monitors because everybody is "suspicious of babies."
 * Subverted in the pilot of Leverage, the protagonists plant a bug that's found by the mark. Realizing the plan, he intends to trap the protagonists by informing the FBI of the plan, not knowing that he's running headlong into the protagonists' Kansas City Shuffle.

Nate: No, you found the transmitter with the blinking light."

"Morgan: Please say "I sell guns." Into this flower."
 * Seen in an episode of The Streets Of San Francisco. The tracking device is large and obvious (although not blinking or beeping), but it is planted on the back bumper of the car after the hero has gotten in, thus justifying them not noticing it.
 * Parodied in sketch show Big Train where a group of spies leave a number of incredibly obvious recording devices in a hotel room, including replacing a wall lamp with a full-size microphone hanging from a cord. When the room's occupants they look around suspiciously, then find and remove the only not immediately obvious bug, and continue reassured.
 * In The IT Crowd, Jen worries about how visible Roy's hidden camera set up is, and he assures her modern technology is very discreet. Cut to a highly visible full-size camera lens sticking out of a hole in a box... which turns out to be the box the camera came in, complete with a lifesize photograph of it.
 * Averted in Mission Impossible. The standard bugs used by the team were metal disks no more than an inch across (tiny for the period) with no lights or beeping, and were generally hidden under tables or in other inconspicuous places.
 * Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Act Zero has Sailor V and Artemis attaching (offscreen) a rather noticeable blinking tracking device to the suitcase the villains of this episode carried around. Of course, they only notice it after she finds them and points this fact out; then again, this entire episode was never meant to be taken seriously....
 * Subverted in an episode of Ocean Girl. A bug the size of an ashtray with a blinking red light is placed under a table. The two children who find it don't hesitate at all to destroy it. The evil corporation hunting them down wonder how it got found.
 * Averted in the Doctor Who story The Ribos Operation. A discrete listening device about the size of a thumbnail was hidden on the inside of an architectural folly, out of sight for anyone not thoroughly searching the room or who was phenomenally lucky. It still got found.
 * Exploited Trope in the US version of The Office in an episode where Dwight gives Jim a wooden mallard with a listening device planted in the bottom. Jim quickly discovers the conspicuous walkie-talkie underneath it; however, the true purpose of the mallard was to distract attention away from the real bug, which Dwight had hidden inside a ballpoint pen.
 * Hogan's Heroes: A large bucket of water sat outside Hogan's barracks with a very visible periscope that popped up and looked around. (The eyepieces were in the two-tap faucet in the barrack's sink.) There is also the picture of Hitler in Col. Klink's office. It shows Hitler giving a speech with a microphone. Of all obvious places to stick a hidden microphone....
 * The Prisoner has statues with cameras in the eyes. This in itself would be rather obvious, but The Village takes it one two steps further: The cameras in the eyes have blinking lights, and the statues themselves rotate to track people.
 * Usually averted on Burn Notice. The exceptions invariably come with a justification; for example, in one case, the person planting it was the buggee's friend being coerced into it, and "all but signed my name on the damn thing" specifically to tip him off.
 * In one episode (don't have the name on me), They invoke a subversion of this trope to make a Con Man very paranoid about people being after him.
 * In the episode "iSpy a Mean Teacher" on ICarly, Freddie gets a giant plastic piece of pie with a very obvious camera lens in the side. It even comes with a giant fork!
 * In The Monkees episode "The Spy Who Came In From the Cool", the bug is in a lamp at the center of the table which the guys blatantly move back and forth between them and the spies.
 * In Swedish comedy series Hipp Hipp, TV reporter Morgan Pålsson is talking to an illegal weapons dealer, while holding a potted plant.

Newspaper Comics

 * In one strip of Get Fuzzy Fungo drops off a huge collar with an obvious lens in it so that Bucky and his roommates can be recorded for a Reality TV Series. Satchel acknowledged that it was heavy but that he found the beeping noises soothing.

Tabletop Games

 * A magical variant with Dungeons and Dragons: powers like Clairaudience and Clairvoyance, and other scrying methods, are perfectly discreet ways of spying on people, since only those with supernatural senses or the proper spells can notice them. However, in the Ravenloft setting, any scrying will create a ghostly organ (ear or eye) which is visible. Newcomers to the demiplane not privy to this fact may get a surprise on their first spying attempts.
 * Occasionally played with in Paranoia. In Alpha Complex most places are bugged to some extent or another, often quite subtly, but that doesn't stop the Computer from occasionally having very obvious cameras, or other obvious tracking devices.
 * Of course, the presence of an obvious camera probably means its less likely for anyone to be watching. After all, how often do things actually work as intended in Alpha Complex?

Video Games
"Found a large number of surveillance bugs and cameras. Destroyed most of them. Returned expensive one to Miranda."
 * In Golden Eye 1997 007, an objective in one level requires you to place a tracking device on a helicopter. The bug is actually the same color as the helicopter and specially designed to be undetectable -- but the game isn't programmed to notice if you place the bug on the windshield.
 * Not to mentioned the "covert" modem in the Dam level, which is enormous, as is required to be planted right on the monitor of a computer.
 * Averted in Golden Eye Wii, where Bond places his GPS-enabled smartphone on the underside of the helicopter in a cutscene. Played straight with the security cameras, which have highly-visible lights showing their field of vision.
 * In The World Is Not Enough, you plant rather obvious bugs on the phones in Elektra's mansion.
 * Subverted in Resident Evil 4, Leon attaches a beeping, flashing tracker bug to Ashley's back when the Big Bad takes her away. Not surprisingly, Leon finds it discarded in a puddle two scenes later.
 * You get one of these planted on you in the original Metal Gear.
 * And again in Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater, once unobtrusively and once inserted into an open wound by Ocelot. Ocelot's transmitter would be pretty hard to find, if it weren't for the fact that you have to manually heal your wounds, and the transmitter shows up as... well, as a transmitter in a wound.
 * In Mega Man Legends 2: Teisel and the others listen in onto a conversation on the Sulphur-Bottom about the Cosmic Keystones and Barrell spots the bug on one of the security guards. Cue the loud screeching noise in Teisel's Ear.
 * Bioshock has lights on things that probably wouldn't have lights (such as steam powered turrets and flying attack bots) that arbitrarily change from red to green when you convert them by re-plumbing them, and "security cameras" the size of two toasters. They throw spotlights as part of their search function- which makes sense, given the lack of ambient light throughout most of the game. Most cameras can be spotted easily, by their search lights, or by the incredibly loud sounds they make while moving.
 * Also the cameras in System Shock 2 that inspired them. Gigantic green light that turns yellow, then red, when they see you, and goes out when the camera is destroyed. These cameras are also massive, which makes even less sense considering the different setting.
 * Perfect Dark has a floating audio/visual bug the size of an orange...yeah. It also explodes. Perfect Dark Zero somewhat fixes this - the one time you're actually supposed to use the bug as, well, a bug, and not as an improvised EMP, it gets discovered and destroyed right after you do what you need to do with it.
 * Dragon Fable recently had a new quest that came out involving a flying eyeball with perhaps the most obvious bug of all time planted on it by the player. How obvious you say? I think this says everything you need to know...
 * One sidequest in Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines has the protagonist sneak into an actress' home to plant cameras so her rival-turned-Nosferatu can get some dirt on her and ruin her reputation. The three cameras are roughly fist-sized (think USB-cable cameras for your computer) and placed in open view. You don't make a single attempt to hide them, just put 'em down on coffee tables and desks, then connect them to the internet through the resident's own computer. And just to complete the unbelievable, the rival gets her dirty laundry on her right away. It involves a llama. That's right, she ignored the incredibly obvious cameras and brought a llama to her apartment for some unspeakable acts. Refuge in Audacity much?
 * Edward deliberately uses one in Final Fantasy IV the After Years. In his tale, he And then he uses it to spy on the bad guys, making him the first character to know something was up, and to actually put one over on the villains at the same time.
 * In Deus Ex security cameras glow green and emit a constant beeping sound.
 * Well the beeping only sounds if they spot someone, which is rather useful for alerting nearby guards.
 * Played with and lampshaded in Sly Cooper 2. Since Rajan's second hideout is in the jungle, your Mission Control points out that an electronic device would be too obvious and gives you an actual bug that can transmit sound back to you. Unfortunately, said bug makes a high-pitched noise when it's away from water for too long, so unless you frequently release it into nearby pools, you'll have half the guards on the map running towards you. Then, towards the end of the third game, Penelope releases a gigantic, flashing disc over Bloodbath Bay and it's almost immediately shot down by superstitious henchmen.
 * Pictured above: A RED Spy wearing the Camera Beard. This being Team Fortress 2, it's just for show and lulz.
 * The Recon class in Battlefield 3 can deploy gadgets that automatically spot enemies. In the interest of Competitive Balance, any enemies in detection range can hear the devices beeping and see their location through walls. Merely aiming in the direction of a gadget may also highlight them for all to see.
 * Averted hard and played with in Mass Effect, where bugs are tiny things not visible to the naked eye, and are implied to require advanced scanners to detect. Even the best bugs are Incredibly Obvious to Dr. Mordin Solus, though:

Web Animation

 * In an episode of Cheat Commandos, the eponymous characters are invited to the villain's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Somehow, their leader can see everything that's going on. It is eventually revealed to be Reinforcements standing on the other side of the room with a camera.

Web Comics

 * Exterminatus Now: "Who...is that bitch with the video camera?" Said video camera also has a sticker reading "Property of the Mobian Inquisition"
 * "Well, it seems the inquisition hasn't increased its R&D budget since I left."
 * "...I told them it should say 'not property of Mobian Inquisition'." "Yes, because that would have fooled me completely."
 * Seen on this page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
 * Played with a couple times on Schlock Mercenary. For instance, one scene has an attractive female start making small talk with the mercenaries while wearing invisible contact lens cameras. Invisible to the humans, that is; clearly visible to certain non-human crewmembers with better eyesight. Oops.

Web Original

 * In The Randomverse: Marvel/DC Happy Hour, Batman attaches a tracer to the Joker, but Joker immediately notices and puts it on the Green Goblin.
 * Appears in Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog where Dr Horrible throws a cola can sized tracking/remote control device onto a van; making a huge "CLUNK" as the magnet attaches, and proceeds to use his iPhone to control its movements. Unfortunately his archnemesis Captain Hammer notices it almost immediately and crushes it.
 * In Familiar Faces episode 36, CR receives a fruit basket from The Nostalgia Critic. It's shown to contain a few fruits and one large buzzing camera.
 * Orions Arm has (or had) the spy plant. This attractive potted plant is easy to take care of, you just need to water it regularly, and speak about your subversive activity loudly and clearly.

Western Animation
"Mrs. Turner: Are those dead beeping flowers?
 * In an episode of Phineas and Ferb, Candace sticks a camera into a cowboy hat, the lens fully exposed. The boys either don't notice, or, more likely, just don't care.
 * The Fairly Odd Parents. Mr Crocker's dead beeping flowers (fairy detector)

Mr. Turner: Actually that's my fairy detector- I mean yes! Dead beeping flowers. That are dead."

"Dib: HEY! Take a look at that garbage can!
 * An episode of The Hair Bear Bunch has the zookeeper Mr. Peevly order video cameras hidden throughout the zoo to keep tabs on the titular bunch. The Bears found the cameras easily. Justified in that the one who actually hid the cameras, Lionel J. Botch, isn't a very bright person.
 * Invader Zim: the pilot cuts from the eavesdropping Zim bragging about his hidden, 'ingenious listening device' to a giant metal tick, with antenna and twitching legs clutching the back of Dib's head. Lampshaded in "Tak the Hideous New Girl": Zim is able to follow Dib to Tak's lair because he'd planted a tracking device on him... a device that turns out to simply be GIR clinging to the back of Dib's cartoonishly large head. In another episode, Dib plants a listening device in Zim's base during a Flash Back by tricking Zim into turning his head and then throwing a trashcan-sized device through a wall.

Zim: Why yes, it is quite impressive, that can..."

\Stromwell was too distracted yelling at Batman's target, Tony Zucco, to notice. Batman was then spotted by one of the lookouts on patrol. Chances are the thing's battery died before Stromwell could've found it. The thing was hidden in the folds of his cape, and he was sure to piss Superman off before he planted it, thus ensuring the Man Of Steel wasn't thinking clearly on his way home. "The Tick: You're telling me we have to find the fiend before we can use the Fiend Finder?! WHAT A RIP-OFF!"
 * Coincidence? Maybe.
 * Subverted in the Transformers: Beast Wars episode "Bad Spark". Megatron attaches a cartoonishly large bug to Blackarachnia's back... and, as she walks away, we see it fade to invisibility. Later in the episode, we see Megatron sitting and looking down in a manner that implies he's perfectly aware of the large, spider-shaped listener Tarantulas has placed under Megatron's own chair. Played straight, however, in the episode "Tangled Web," where Tarantulas chucks a large, red, beeping bug onto the equipment Quickstrike had collected... and it makes a loud clanging sound as it lands. Naturally, Quickstrike doesn't notice.
 * Also, in the comic prequel/side-story The Arrival, Blackarachnia attaches a tracking device to Starscream, which he fails to notice.
 * In an episode of The Simpsons, an undercover Homer is sent in to record health violations at the Quik-E-Mart, wearing "a camera so small, it fits into this oversize novelty hat." Said camera also emits an audible buzzing noise and is incredibly heavy, which causes the user to have trouble balancing it (in fact it's so heavy that using it for over 20 minutes causes permanent neck damage).
 * In another episode, the FBI places a listening device under Homer's shirt that makes a noticeable rectangular bulge. Homer goes into Moe's and, of course, immediately asks if anyone has any illegal activities they would like to discuss. When one barfly is arrested, and the others smell a rat (though nobody suspects Homer), Homer audibly mumbles "End Transmission" into his stomach and slinks off.
 * And the treehouse phone (consisting of two cans and a string) was tapped by another string running into a van.
 * In the Batman the Animated Series episode "Robin's Reckoning", Batman plants a bug under an armrest on mob boss Arnold Stromwell's chair roughly the size and shape of a peanut butter cup. For extra points, it has glowing lights in a darkened room.
 * Then in the Batman/Superman crossover movie, World's Finest, he plants a similar-sized bug on Superman. Superman can't even find the bug until after he's changed into Clark Kent and the Batman figured out his identity.
 * A tracking bug stuck to Goliath in the first story arc of Gargoyles is fairly inconspicuous... but blatantly labeled with the logo of the people who placed it!
 * In fairness, Goliath had just been transplanted from 990 to 1990, and his having made the acquaintance of New York Detective Elisa Maza was completely unknown. As such, Goliath would have been completely in the dark as to what it was -- if he'd even found it, which seems to have been unlikely. (But still, Xanatos has to have other uses for bugs than sticking them to sentient gargoyles. Should have slipped a memo to the manufacturer.)
 * Goliath gets bugged two more times in the course of the series: the second time by Xanatos again and the last one by Robyn Canmore.
 * Parodied (like most things) on Drawn Together when Spanky Ham, in order to record Captain Hero's illegal manipulation of gambling, attempts to have a conversation with Hero concerning the swindle while secretly recording the conversation on a hidden tape recorder. Said tape recorder is taped to the front of his shirt and is half the size of Spanky. Subverted in that Captain Hero does suspect that Spanky is acting suspicious so he ends the conversation quickly by "describing all the specifics and incriminating details of his illegal scam".
 * Spider-Man sometimes had these when the writers remembered to use them. They were small devices tuned to his spider-sense that spidey would throw onto the bumpers of cars or onto the backs of thugs so he could follow them. They were also bright red and spider-shaped. Not very discreet.
 * Actually some of them were white and oval in shape with a highly stylized spider-motif (like the symbol on his back). They were also very small compared to some of the examples here. Sometimes he actually used more than one, with one being very obvious, so as to distract them from the more cleverly hidden one.
 * In a Brand New Day story, one of them was as big as a CD. The trackee of course noticed it.
 * Lampooned in The Tick season 2 episode, "Coach Fussel's Lament", in which The Tick orders a "Fiend Finder" which is an Incredibly Obvious Bug with matching tracker.


 * On the other hand, what would you expect from surveillance equipment purchased with breakfast cereal box tops?
 * In the Futurama film Into the Wild Green Yonder, Bender plants a bug on Fry's cellphone telephone with several blinking lights and spinning radar dishes that triples the size of the phone.
 * An episode of Project G.e.e.K.e.R. had a huge emitter dart that actually injected a nano-emitter.
 * Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy takes it to new levels when Ed hides a camera on Kevin's lawn. And by "hides", we mean "puts in plain sight and tapes a twig to it".
 * In My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, Pinkie Pie dangles a can-onna-string right in front of Twilight Sparkle's face to listen in on her conversation with Mrs. Cake. Locating the listening device proves ill for Twilight.
 * Subverted in an episode of American Dad, where Francine knows Stan was spying on her as part of a plot due to the multitude of obvious cameras lying around the house.
 * Used in an episode of Code Lyoko. Secret service agents think Jeremie is hacking into weapons databases, so Jim volunteers to be the one to plant a tracking device on him. His method? He slaps it onto him.

Real Life
"Q: How do you know that the Stasi has bugged your apartment?
 * While rarely resembling the incredibly obvious bugs of fiction, this trope actually represented reality for some places and time periods. In particular, a famous joke in East Germany went:

A: There's a new cabinet in it."

"Hitler walks into the war room and sees a large, heavy grey box in the middle of the table.
 * An in-person variant of the "distraction from a smaller bug" subversion was part of Anonymous's tactics when protesting Scientology. The Scientologists would harass anyone they saw with a camera, but would then be oblivious to all the people with cellular phones nearby.
 * Thinkgeek sells over-sized security cameras with blinking lights. Makes perfect sense; it's better a burglar decides not to rob your house than to rob you and possibly get caught. Taking this logic even further, some places sell false but obvious security cameras whose only purpose is to appear to be an Incredibly Obvious Bug.
 * Relatedly, one can find instructions for installing a blinking LED in your car's dashboard to make it appear to have a car alarm. A few cars have even been marketed with the blinking LED already installed.
 * The Finnish military bought equipment from the Soviet Union during the Cold War. Finns knew that their hotel rooms would be obviously bugged so while discussing in "private" they would mention X as absolutely definitely maximum agreeable price for a given item and like clockwork the next day Soviet negotiators would ask X+Y which would then be haggled to X.
 * Similarly, auto salesmen have microphones in their offices. When they go to "check with their bosses", they're listening to you discuss the car. One buying technique is to discuss a competing car and how well it compared to this one, and maybe we should go back there when we get this quote.
 * A street was cordoned off and the bomb squad called after a businessman found a flashing device under his car - which turned out to be a tracking bug fitted by his suspicious wife.
 * There's a well-known Russian joke involving the fictional Soviet spy Stierlitz in Nazi Germany:

Hitler: What's that?

Heinrich Müller: It's a latest Soviet audio-recording bug, possibly put here by Stierlitz.

Hitler: (exasperated) So get rid of it?

Heinrich Müller: We tried. Nobody can lift the damn thing."