Snowlems



""By the power invested in me by the mighty and awful snow demons, I command you to come to life! LIVE! LIVE! LIVVVE!""

- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes. (It doesn't end well.)

""He's chillin'...and killin'.""

- Tagline for Jack Frost 1997. (It ends even worse.)

Snowlems (a Portmanteau of Snow Golems) are living snowmen, often complete with stovepipe hats, lumps of coal for eyes, and carrots for noses. Genre writers with a sense of humor may cast them as Ice Elementals. There are three varieties of Snowlems:

Version I. The Friendly Snowlem: Also known as the "Frosty the Snowman" variety, they often are simply snowmen constructed by cute kids and animated by Christmas magic. Very often the subject of Narm.

'''Version II. The Human Snowlem:''' This is where a human is transformed into a snowman, sometimes after an accident or due to some Applied Phlebotinum. Depending on who the person is, it may overlap with Versions I or III.

Version III: The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snowlem: The snowman is something to be feared. Perhaps it's some supernatural monstrosity shaped into a snowman or perhaps a serial killer back to life or maybe it was simply evil snow, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is... oh my god, he just killed that guy with a carrot!

Snowlems sometimes get into Snowball Fights.

See also Improvised Golems.

Advertising

 * Lipton's corporation ran a series of ads for its iced tea products, in which an animate snowman skeleton wanders into a convenience store in the dead of summer, downs a bottle of iced tea, and recrystalizes into a decidely sinister-looking snowman. Who then steals a carrot and stalks-off.
 * Conversely, there was an oft-repeated ad for Campbell's soup which began with a small snowman walking inside a house to get a bowl of soup, and melting away as the soup warms it up... revealing it was really a boy underneath.
 * Ice Mountain bottled water often featured a constantly-melting snowman who needed replenishing with the titular bottled water.
 * Irn Bru parody of the flight sequence from The Snowman (see Western Animation).

Anime and Manga

 * One episode of Cardcaptor Sakura from the third season had crazy snowmen.
 * Chilly from the Kirby anime falls under this trope. Gamewise, it's debatable.
 * These are created in Berserk when evil spirits attack the Weirdness Magnet hero during a snowstorm.
 * This happens during the Millennium Falcon arc of the manga (which has nothing to do with Star Wars), and as a result, the Playstation 2 Berserk game has Guts taking his BFS to them during the first part of the game, eventually having to face a boss Snowlem.
 * Created by Giriko in Soul Eater, they were used as the attack forces from Aracnophobia during the battle for "BREW".
 * Digimon has had several different Snowlems, the most prominent being Frigimon.
 * Urd created a Snowlem to assist her in a Snowball Fight with Skuld in the OAV.
 * A surprisingly good anime-only episode of Ranma ½ had both an uncontrollable snowlem and a friendly, but confused yuki-onna show up to cover the entire town in a blizzard. As it was made entirely of snow, it could regenerate any damage insantly. Its only weakness was the red gem it used as an "eye"—which, conveniently enough, was very vulnerable to Ryouga's Breaking Point technique. It still didn't stop until the yuki-onna used her flute to calm the monster down, at which point the eye became blue.
 * In his introduction to the story, Principal Kuno disguised himself as a living, Engrish-speaking snowman for some unfathomable reason and went around trying to trim his students' hair.

Comic Books

 * The Snowman (see Western Animation) was originally a wordless graphic novel by Raymond Briggs.
 * The image at the top of the page comes from an issue of Strange Adventures called "[[media:invadersfromtheiceworldful.jpg|Invaders from the Ice World]]", which is a brain-breaking example of What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs??
 * Also, [[media:supermansnowman.jpg|this issue]] of Action Comics has Snow Superman fighting what appears to be a Gentleman Snowman.
 * Supes also battles a literal snow golem (Hebrew words on the forehead and everything) in a recent DC comics holiday special.
 * The Blue Snowman (an old Wonder Woman foe) looks like this, but is actually a human woman in a bulky costume.
 * Adult comic Viz used to run a seasonal parody of The Snowman, with a violent, foul-mouthed snowman taking the human boy on a drinking and gambling spree.
 * An arguable example in Sonic the Comic, which had a story where Amy Rose tangled with "the Snownik", one of Robotnik's odder (and dumber) creations. It was sort of a Snowlem with robot bits - whether the snow was just covering for an all-robotic interior or not wasn't revealed.
 * In an issue of Tales of the TMNT, the turtles, Splinter, Casey, April, and Shadow have their Christmas ruined by a snowlem sent by a Foot operative.

Film

 * Jack Frost 1997 had a serial killer become transformed into a snowman due to ribonucleic acid. In the film, he rapes a woman in the shower with a carrot.
 * This was followed by Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman, a more humorous film, where Jack Frost is eventually defeated by a banana.
 * A bit lighter is Jack Frost 1998, where Michael Keaton has a car accident and wakes up as a snowman. Also notable for including three of Frank Zappa's four children. Woe to anyone who intended to rent this film and rented the first one instead!!
 * There was a 2005 made-for-video movie called The Legend of Frosty the Snowman, a very, very loose sequel to the original Rankin/Bass Productions Frosty.
 * A Rudolph-style snowman has a bit part in Elf once Buddy (Will Ferrell) leaves the Christmas Elves behind.
 * One of the creatures listed on the monster board in The Cabin in the Woods is "Snowman".

Literature

 * Mr. Snow in the Mr. Men books was created by Santa Claus as an assistant.
 * In Discworld, the Ice Giants often mentioned to be at war with the gods have eyes of coal and snowmen are stated to be idols built by human racial memory.
 * And then there's the Wintersmith...
 * One Goosebumps novel centered around an evil snowman who was really a monster trapped in that form by a witch. A group of regular snowmen are later animated to help combat the monster when it is freed.

Live Action TV

 * Fozzie builds a snowman who comes to life in A Muppet Family Christmas. They're briefly a double act, but the snowman retreats outside due to heat and heckling.
 * It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie featured Joe Snow (voiced by Mel Brooks), who was a parody of Sam the Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He claimed to be the narrator, but the camera crew said otherwise.
 * The Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special featured an interesting case: Pee-wee builds a regular snowman, and Cowboy Curtis suggests that it'll come to life if they stare at it long enough. And it does, exclaiming, "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!"

Music

 * "Frosty the Snowman" actually started out as a song written by Walter "Jack" Rollins and Steve Nelson, and recorded by Gene Autry in 1950.

Newspaper Comics

 * This page can't be complete without mentioning the Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons! Calvin builds a snowman and decides to try to bring it to life. It works, and promptly starts trying to kill him. It then proceeds to start packing more snow onto itself, give itself extra arms and heads, and start making more. By the end of the story, there are about 17 of the things on his lawn and his parents are once again considering sending him to a therapist.
 * Little Nemo in Slumberland had a great crowd of snowmen flinging countless snowballs at each other. Nemo takes a snowball on the nose while watching them.
 * The Strange Adventures of Frappe, the Snowman, and His Papa features a mischievous yet friendly living snowman.

Tabletop Games

 * The high-level Simulacrum spell in Dungeons and Dragons creates a low-power duplicate of a living being out of snow or ice. That's right, they're deranged mutant killer monster snowlems... and they walk among you!
 * Eve worse is the Ice Assassin spell, a Version III upgrade to the above. While a simulacrum could theoretically be put to benign use, an ice assassin's entire purpose is to kill whoever it's based on.
 * The Ravenloft setting perpetuates the proud Dungeons and Dragons tradition of "make golems of whatever you can think of" with... Snow Golems.
 * The Ice Giants of Narandu in Talislanta are at very least strongly implied to be Snowlems (of the third variety).

Theatre

 * Cirque Du Soleil's Wintuk show has a bunch of ten-foot ice golem-esque things come to life and attack the heroes. The golems are puppets, of course.

Toys

 * In 2007, Spawn creator Todd McFarlane released a Version III Snowlem in Series 5 of his company's "Monsters" toyline.

Video Games

 * Bible Buffet featured killer snowmen as one of the villains. Because that was totally predicted in the Bible.
 * Killer snowmen whose heads you can fucking blow off!
 * Noah's Ark, a Konami game, features a killer snowman at the end of the Antarctica stages.
 * Kingdom of Loathing has ninja snowman enemies.
 * The multiplayer "clan dungeon" Hobopolis has a snowman hobo named Frosty as a mini-boss.
 * Regice is a Pokémon made entirely of Antarctic ice, and it's one of the Legendary Golems.
 * Snow Bros., a 1990 arcade game, had two snowball-throwing snowmen as the heroes.
 * Clay Fighter had Bad Mr. Frosty, a badass Anti-Hero snowman.
 * Super Mario 64 had some enemy snowmen in Cool Cool Mountain and go under the name 'Mr. Blizzard'.
 * They're also in other games, and were meant to be included in New Super Mario Bros Wii.
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2 featured a snowman miniboss named Sorbetti, who for some reason always disguised himself as an icy planet.
 * Games created with Power Game Factory can include living snowmen as enemies.
 * The Adventure game Simon the Sorcerer had one of these as an obstacle. You get past him by eating some mints.
 * Banjo-Kazooie featured a rather annoying variant in which the only way to defeat them was to knock off their stove-top hats with a difficult aerial maneuver.
 * And they laughed at you the whole time. Jerks.
 * A Wintersday quest in Guild Wars features characters chasing down familiar-sounding ingredients (button, two pieces of coal, corncob pipe, magic hat) to make Freezie, the Greatest Snowman Ever Made. Freezie and other snowmen (which look like Ice Elementals wigh a snowman head stuck on the front]]) also show up in other Wintersday quests, and populate the Secret Lair of the Snowmen dungeon in Eye of the North. For the children!
 * One of the unlockable skins in some of the Ratchet and Clank games is that of a snowman. A Snowlem with a BFG. You may quake in fear now.
 * Various 'Winter Events' in City of Heroes have involved menacing Type III Snowlems of varrying sizes - including towering 'Giant Monster' versions that requires several entire TEAMS of Superheroes to defeat.
 * Earthworm Jim had a fire-breathing snowman as the Mini Boss of the Hell Heck level.
 * Jack Frost is Atlus' Mascot for a reason; he appears in just about every Shin Megami Tensei game, and he's going to beat the living hee-ho out of you.
 * Except in in the Persona series where he's on your side.
 * Two additional varieties exist: King Frost, a Jack Frost so massive that it rests on piles of hundreds of ordinary Jack Frosts and make them look like ants, and who has the power to freeze the entire world... but he's too absent-minded and cheerful to actually do it. Black Frost, on the other hand, is a nasty-looking Jack Frost who has "remembered he's a demon" and isn't even vulnerable to fire anymore.
 * Donkey Kong Country 3 had a snowball-chucking (and snow-cannonball-shooting - thanks to a cannon hidden in his top hat) snowman as the boss of the K3 zone. He had to be defeated by chucking snowballs at the glowing spot on his scarf in the style of the Swanky's Sideshow minigames.
 * In World of Warcraft ice elementals arguably qualify. Technically they're a hybrid elemental of air and water. Their leader is Ahune the Frost Lord, who shows up as part of the Midsummer Fire Festival event.
 * You can also turn yourself into one of these using a Winter Veil item.
 * In Animal Crossing you can make incredibly angsty snowmen who lament their creation and resent you for creating them.
 * Only if you get the proportions wrong. Otherwise, they're quite happy with how they turn out.
 * Adventure Quest has the recurring Harmless Villain "Frosty the Snow Golem." It's that kind of game.
 * In Kirby 64 you can turn Kirby into a walking snowman by inhaling the ice and bomb powers together. A walking, exploding snowman.
 * The second big boss of Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is a hulking ice golem. The fastest non-magical, non-flammable way to defeat it is to chip away at it with an axe.
 * One snow area in Star Ocean the Second Story had snowmen as random encounters.
 * In Lightning Legend Daigo no Daibouken, Yuki Shirogane, a Snow Girl with great magic powers, is able to create those. She gave life to one named Yukidaruman (a Japanese pun between "Yukidaruma", Japanese for "snowman", and "Man") at the age of 3. She tried to create another, giant one at age 7, but her attempt failed horribly, the snowlem crumbling and burying her in snow; she narrowly escaped death thanks to her father rescuing her.
 * Minecraft includes the ability to create snow golems (basically a snowman with a carved pumpkin head), who serve as a friendly mob, throwing snowballs at aggressive mobs to divert their attention and leaving trails of snow as they walk around.
 * Ghostbusters the Video Game didn't do Snow Golems, but the earlier 1990 version for the Sega Genesis did. In fact, the Apartment level had two: the middle-boss Crysta Robo (an ice golem that could shoot lightning) and a Snowman that could spawn mini-Snow Golems.
 * In the level Frozen Altars in Spyro: Year of the Dragon, there are a couple Type III Snowlems as enemies, who can only be killed by lasers.
 * Terraria has an entire army of these, called the Frost Legion, which will attack you if you use a snow globe to summon them. They come in Knife Nut, gangster and snowball-throwing versions.
 * The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask has Eenos, lumps of snow that hurl snowballs at you.
 * You play a heroic snowlem in The Caverns of Hammerfest
 * The Time Splitters series featured a character named the Snowman, who rides on a magic rug instead of running on legs. According to its gallery description, it was brought to life by a child's wish, who then proceeded to traverse time and space in search of death and glory.

Web Animation

 * Blue Laser Commander announces his intention of making super-soldiers out of snow ("They're called 'Super-Snowldiers,' thank you very much!") as soon as he can find some carrots.

Web Comics

 * Either subverted or justified in Antihero for Hire: Shadehawk is attacked by one of these while on patrol after heavy snow, but it turns out to be a giant robot who was caught in the blizzard.
 * Christi from The Princess Planet creates a living Snowman because using dead body parts instead is too hard and gross.
 * VG Cats hilariously subverts the tale of Frosty.
 * The KAMics had Frankie The Snowman
 * A side story in Jack features the characters attending the premiere of the film "Frigid McThunderbones". A Shout-Out to the first Jack Frost is quick to be made once the characters realize the plot of the movie.
 * The heroes of Keychain of Creation encounter one in this filler strip.
 * Axe Cop: "The snowman came to life and started eating the kids."
 * Mr Nutty of Pokey the Penguin.
 * The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob: Molly built a steam-powered snowman. He melted, for obvious reasons.
 * In Erfworld, Hat Magicians can use their magic hats to animate snowmen into Snow Golems. They return to inanimate snowmen if the hat is removed.

Web Original

 * The Whateley Universe story "There's an Angel in Father John's Basement" plays with this: The third-rate mystic villain trio after the power of the titular 'Angel' find a magical tome which will let them unleash an evil so powerful that all the major superheroes in New York will have to fight it. To do this, they build themselves an army of evil Santas and mobile, energy-absorbing snowmen. The prophecy comes true when the individual snowmen eventually combine into Ymir in the middle of New York...
 * Freaky the Scary Snowman, a prank done by some folks in Rhode Island, draws some inspiration from this.

Western Animation
"Ron: ...They don't seem like jolly, happy souls."
 * The original Frosty the Snowman animated television Christmas Special was aired on December 7, 1969. What followed were several increasingly bad sequels: Frosty's Winter Wonderland in 1976, Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July in 1979, and Frosty Returns in 1992.
 * They were all follow-ups to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which was narrated by Sam the Snowman, a Version I snowlem patterned after Burl Ives.
 * Bouli was a French animated television series that aired from 1989 to 1991, where the moon magically animated the snowman Bouli and his friends and they set up a snowman village in the woods.
 * The Kim Possible half-episode "Day of the Snowmen" involved a weather machine and toxic water from Lake Wannaweep creating mutant zombie snowmen.

"Officer A: That's all that's left of him, poor bastard. Officer B: *Turns on radio* Suspect died of... natura-natural causes. *sniff*"
 * A classic 1968 Spider-Man short, "Trouble With Snow", also featured a giant snowman made from tainted snow and brought to life by downed power lines.
 * Xiaolin Showdown, "The Deep Freeze." It helps to have the mystical Heart of Jong that can animate inanimate objects.
 * The first South Park short was called "Jesus vs. Frosty" and involved four kids animating a snowman - who turns out to be an insane killer who sprouts tentacles.
 * There was a short cartoon called Earth Versus Everything, which featured giant mutant killer snowmen brought to life by radiation from nuclear tests. It was a very silly cartoon.
 * The famous British short film The Snowman ("we're walking in the air") features a living snowman who can even fly to Lapland for a snowman party. Shown every Christmas on Channel 4.
 * There's a 1930-era cartoon The Snowman that starts off pleasantly enough as an Eskimo boy and his animal pals build a snowman, but it turns into a version III that goes on a psycho rampage (even eating one of the critters!) - the kid runs to a control room and starts up machinery that cranks up the sun, and the Snowlem melts in ghastly death-throes. Literal Nightmare Fuel for this troper as a kid.
 * Used by Dao Lon Wong in the Christmas Episode of Jackie Chan Adventures.
 * Robot Chicken had a small bit where two police snowmen were at a puddle:

"Snow Man: "The name's Man. Snow Man.""
 * They also have an scene with "Composite Santa" who is half evil-Santa and half evil-Frosty. Temperatures over 32 degrees causes half of him to melt and kills him.
 * "Haaaappy Birthd--OHGOD!!!"
 * The Simpsons Did It, of course, in the episode where Homer and Burns were trapped in a cabin buried in an avalanche. Burns created armies of snowmen, which came alive and fought against Homer's army of former political figures he summoned by "political powers". It was all just a hallucination, but still...
 * Earlier, a delirious Burns suggested that the snowmen they had made (and given their clothes to) to stave off cabin fever might be alive and try to kill them.
 * In another episode, Bart has a dream that he visits the North Pole to get revenge on Santa. Two living snowmen try to stop him but he defeats them by simply turning up the heat.
 * A freezing villain makes version III snowlems in an episode of Johnny Test.
 * The Monster of the Week in an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog. As the last of the snowmen, his nefarious scheme is to extract the anti-melting gene from humans and implant it into himself, allowing him to outlive the inevitable warming of the earth. Also he speaks with a Scottish accent. Take from that what you will.


 * He shows up in a later episode and freezes Courage's house and owners to make a cozy home for himself. Courage retaliates by
 * The snow soldiers from the three part Christmas Special of Bump in the Night
 * Arktos, the main villain of Tabaluga, is an Evil Overlord snowman who wishes to cover the world in ice and snow.
 * Der Schneemann or The Snowman was a short animated film made in Nazi Germany by Hans Fischerkoesen. (Excerpt here.)
 * On Jimmy Two-Shoes, when Heloise hears about snow, her first thought is of her leading an army of these in battle.
 * The Abominable Snowman from House of Mouse actually looks like this and nothing like an actual Yeti at all.
 * The Abominable Snowkoopa from The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 was created by Big Mouth to terrorize the penguins of Antarctica in the episode "7 Continents for 7 Koopas".
 * An episode of Mona the Vampire had Chilly, a snowman with freeze powers and the inexplicable ability to drive one of those big snow blower trucks.
 * A group of these that showed up in the Martin Mystery Christmas Episode could vomit quick freezing slush.
 * One of these is unleashed by Santa's elves in the American Dad episode "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls". It is blown up with a barrel of moonshine.
 * Features in the Adventure Time episode "Thank You"; it's not exactly any of the above-mentioned types, being somewhere between types one and three, but not malevolent. The episode is about a chance meeting it has with a firewolf pup that hasn't learned to hate it yet (firewolves and snow golems being natural enemies) and the golem's quest to return it to its family in spite of the danger this poses the golem.

Real Life

 * Trigger Happy TV reminds us that no one is safe.