Combustible Campus Guardress

Combustible Campus Guardress, a four-episode OVA anime series from 1994, parodies end-of-the-world anime and bishojo anime.

Every 3,000 years, a portal to the Demon World opens up, and demons are unleashed upon us. 3,000 years ago, a human-born Key named Kairei closed it. The Gateway District of Tokyo was built around it, and the residents were taught magic in order to be able to defend themselves.

Now, the portal is about to open again.

Meanwhile, Hazumi Jinno is your average schoolgirl save for the fact that she carries a large wooden sword and vies with her mother for the affection of her not-blood-related brother Takumi. And manages to beat the crap out of anyone who takes a peek at her panties. But Takumi turns out to be the reincarnation of Kairei, and soon, Hazumi is facing head remnant Kijima Touta. As well as dudes with guns for necks, a stereotyped Parisian and a seductress whose hair a one point sprouts flowers.

Think of this as a shoujo anime version of the later Buffy Season 2 climax (portal to hell threatens all life on Earth, heroine carries a lot of wood on her--and, at one point, destroys several classrooms, heroine's beloved turns out to be the key to the portal...)


 * Armor-Piercing Slap: Hazumi, repeatedly
 * Blade of Fearsome Size: Hazumi's rather large bokken
 * Calling Your Attacks: parodied: the attacks themselves extend to illogical summonings of wasabi and cute little kittens
 * Clothing Damage: Hazumi's rival, Hime, has this happen to precisely the worst part of her clothes
 * Demonic Invaders
 * I Have the High Ground
 * In the Name of the Moon
 * Panty Shot
 * Not Blood Siblings
 * The End of the World as We Know It:
 * Villainous Crossdresser