Killer7/Funny

"Well, hello. Smith (^. ^)ノ. How do you like this weather =*^-^*= ? The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab (*'-'*). Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... "Susie the doozie". "The queen of prudies, Susie". "Susie packs an Uzi". I despise men! They're all creeps as far as I'm concerned (￣Д￣#). So I rounded up those sons of XXX, and took'em and I XXXX and then I XXXXX. Yeah you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut of their XXXX! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO
 * Killer7 and the "CLOUDMAN" intro. "These dudes have got energy to spare! We're talking guys who beat off four times a day!"
 * And it gets even more hilarious when you realize you're listening to a black Liquid Snake in a yellow T-shirt and matching 'fro.
 * Of course, fangirls were more bowled over by the fact that that voice was a texan variant of KRATOS AURION.
 * The same chapter also gives us Travis incessantly pelvic thrusting for absolutely no reason.The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.
 * Furthermore, HUSTLE.
 * Susie, queen of line-crossing non-sequiturs, gets her moment seconds later:


 * gives you MacGuffin*"