Orcs Must Die!/Funny

"Sorceress: Weak, pathetic, small child...why will you not let me teach you? Apprentice: That's what the old man used to say. Sorceress: I will feast on your heart and bathe in your blood! Apprentice: He used to say that, too, when he got a little drunk. Sorceress: Ugh. I am done. You will never know the pleasures we could have had together. Apprentice: Wow...yeah, he never said that."
 * Easily one of the best quotes of the game: