Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen/YMMV


 * Ass Pull: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
 * Complete Monster: The thoroughly ridiculous villain, Uncle Larry (Dave's brother) who her foster parents always skip off and leave her with, even though he's Obviously Evil.
 * Crosses the Line Twice: Uncle Larry repeatedly raping Tiaa really shouldn't be funny, but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's Wangsting makes it hilarious in a Dead Baby Comedy sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.
 * Fetish Retardant: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her".
 * Nausea Fuel: This fic contains what are quite possibly the squickiest Unusual Euphemisms for male genitalia ever.
 * Ron the Death Eater: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?
 * So Bad Its Good: Now has reached MS Ting status a la My Immortal. and
 * Strangled By the Red String: If you thought Stephenie Meyer was guilty of this, you ain't seen nothing yet...
 * Wangst: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this.
 * The Movie:
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U Pr 7 te L Tv WQ
 * There are two Sims versions, believe it or not. One is completed and the other up to chapter two.