Done to Death

Done to Death is a 1970 play written by Fred Carmichael. The plot focuses on five has-been Mystery Fiction writers who are brought to the mysterious Vulture's Vault to collaborate on and write a new murder mystery TV series. And then real murders start to happen and Hilarity Ensues.

The play is huge parody of the murder mystery genre as each writer has their own style that they use in hopes of figuring out the murders. The play often delves into fantasy sequences and Breaking the Fourth Wall.

The five writers are:
 * Jessica and Whitney Olive - A sophisticated, middle-aged yuppie couple who write charming, "pleasant murders". The two and their stories are a parody of Nick and Nora from The Thin Man.
 * Mildred Z. Maxwell - A friendly older woman who specializes in tough, detailed murder mysteries. A parody of Agatha Christie and Miss Marple.
 * Brad Benedict - The youngest of the authors, he writes "modern" high tech spy mysteries akin to James Bond. In contrast he is mild-mannered and shy.
 * Rodney Duckton - The oldest of the authors, he is very energetic and enthusiastic. He initially wrote old silent horror movies before moving on to hard-hitting detective novels similar to The Maltese Falcon.

The other main characters are:
 * Jason Summers - A nervous business man in charge of the TV show the authors are writing for.
 * Jane - A young and pretty maid who may not be as naive as she seems.
 * Gregory - The butler whose appearance is very similar to Dracula. He speaks with a Middle Eastern accent and has a very mysterious air.

There are numerous other characters who come and go, may or may not be real and basically serve to keep you guessing.

Not to be confused with the movie Murder By Death or the play The Butler Did It, which have very similar plots.

"Jessica: The servants? No, Mr. Club, the servants never do it anymore. That's passe."
 * Affectionate Parody
 * The Alcoholic: Whitney and Jessica, the characters in Mildred's fantasy story.
 * Alliterative Name: Vulture's Vault, Bradley Bruce Benedict. Mildred Maxwell can't stand it.
 * Angst? What Angst?: All of the authors are pretty casual about the deaths but Whitney and Jessica especially.
 * As You Know: In a rather gratuitious example the authors explain who the people are to the actual people. (Jessica explains who Brad is to Brad). Then Jason reintroduces all five. It arguably becomes Fridge Brilliance at the end of the story.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Parodied. Anyone who suspects that Jane is the murderer claims that she is using this trope to her advantage. Jess and Whit's fantasy is all about trying to prove this theory.
 * Bottle Fairy: Jessica
 * Brainless Beauty: Jane, who is described as being as dumb as she is pretty. The Ingenue in Rodney's horror fantasy.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall:
 * Brick Joke: "This kitchen is definitely salami."
 * "The knife slid out of his back as if it was sliding out of a wedge of camembert cheese."
 * Ungeuntine in the lipstick.
 * The Butler Did It: Discussed.

"Rodney: The organization always has initials that spell out a name. You've noticed that haven't you?"
 * Butt Monkey: Jason, Rodney
 * Casanova/KavorkaMan: Jack Club, Brad's characters.
 * Conversational Troping
 * Cool Old Guy: Rodney.
 * Cool Old Lady: Mildred.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Mildred and the Olives.
 * Deconstruction
 * Driven to Suicide:
 * Dwindling Party
 * Femme Fatale: Jessica and Jane during the Jack Club fantasies. Jane and the secretary in Brad's fantasies.
 * Film Noir: All of the Jack Club fantasies.
 * Five-Man Band:
 * The Hero: Whitney
 * The Lancer: Rodney
 * The Smart Guy: Mildred
 * The Big Guy: Brad
 * The Chick: Jessica (and Jane).
 * Sixth Ranger: Jane, with special mention to Jason and Gregory
 * Fun with Acronyms


 * Genre Savvy: The authors, some more so than others.
 * Gold Digger: Gender inverted with George and Martha.
 * Halfway Plot Switch: A large part of the Two-Act Structure. Act 2 is almost like a different play with the same characters.
 * Happily Married: Whitney and Jessica.
 * Hello, Nurse!: All of the women in the Brad and Jack Club fantasies.
 * Hysterical Woman: Jane
 * Indecisive Parody: Is both an Affectionate Parody and tries to be a Deconstruction. It also combines numerous different syles, creating huge Mood Whiplash. Act 1, Scene 1 is also drastically different from the rest of the show.
 * The Ingenue: The girl in Rodney's horror fantasy, Stephanie Mildaur and Jane.
 * Lampshade Hanging
 * The Mole: Brad's fantasies are all about trying to find one.
 * Ms. Fanservice: The secretary (who wears nothing but a bikini).
 * One-Scene Wonder: The fantasy characters.
 * Only Sane Man: Jane is the only character who seems to care that people are dying.
 * The Perry Mason Method: Jess and Whit's technique.
 * Pun-Based Title
 * Rich Bitch: Martha
 * Shout-Out: The alcoholic couple in Mildred's fantasy who do nothing but fight are named George and Martha.
 * Stylistic Suck
 * Ten Little Murder Victims
 * Title Drop
 * Trademark Favorite Food: The Olives and their martinis (or really alcohol in general).
 * The Olives also like, well, olives.
 * All the authors are fond of cheese.
 * Two-Act Structure: Act 1 is all about setting up the backstory and the author's styles. Act 2 is all about solving the murders. A really major example of a Halfway Plot Switch.
 * Unusually Uninteresting Sight: No one is fazed by the imagination scenes in Act 1, Scene 1. Later Jane is frustrated that no one else is fazed by the murders.
 * The Vamp: Jane in all of the fantasies.
 * Villainous Crush: The Mad Scientist in Rodney's horror fantasy.
 * The Voiceless: The characters in Rodney's silent movie fantasy.
 * World of Ham