Tutenstein/Funny

"Tut: See, your body is trying to expel the hostile demon that's possessed it!! Cleo: Yeah, the great demon called Snot."
 * In "Near Dead Experience":

"Tut: What is this﻿ yellow pond with the floating dead chicken? Cleo: My mom's special cure. Tut: Animal sacrifice? Amateurs! [throw the bowl out the window] That will not save you from your impending doom! Cleo: At least I don't have to eat it."
 * Tut noticing Cleo's chicken soup.

"Cleo: Luxor, stop him from freaking out. Luxor: Why certainly. Are there any other miracles you like me﻿ to perform while I'm at it?"
 * Luxor's Deadpan Snarker remark.

""I'm completely 100% irresponsible!""
 * In "Green Eyed Mummy":
 * Professor Bedhety's denial of any involvement in the wooly mammoth's disappearance.