HCBailly/Catch Phrase

In the course of time, he was gaining a lot of catchphrases, that now needs its own page.

""*pushing blocks around* If only we had an item that could make these blocks move faster! (Beat) Not in this game.""
 * "Well, at least this (something) isn't a (something worse)! *The (something) becomes (something worse)* DAMMIT!"
 * "Well, I guess it's better than a sharp stick in the eye/Guardian Acorn!"
 * "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
 * "And here we find some HIDDEN TREASURE/a HIDDEN PASSAGE/a SECRET PASSAGE/a SECRET CHILD/TRIPLE TRIAD!/ SECRET SEASHELL!/ PIECE OF POWER!"
 * Usually followed by "All right!", and rarely followed by "Nice!".
 * He even writes 'secret treasure' with that emphasis and lampshaded one of the only instances where he said it normally.
 * "Nah, just kidding, viewers. Just kidding."
 * (After doing preparations for certain events, like boss battles) "OK. We're all set and ready to go!"
 * "AND THEY DIED. Well, I guess that's all for this let's play series. Hope you enjoyed it."
 * "That sounds vulgar."
 * "XXX is a caring soul."
 * "Ark is a ___ soul."
 * "I'm not a big fan of ____, I'll be honest with you, viewers."
 * "They have L...I...T...T...L...E M...O...N...E...Y"
 * "Okay, let's get ready, FOR BOSS TIME!"
 * "Take a wild guess, viewers."
 * "He is weak to THUNDERRRRRRRR / FIREEEEEEEE / ICCEEE!"
 * Similarly, "Set them ON FIRE!"
 * Or "Shove a lightning bolt up his ass!"
 * "But Thou Must!"
 * "Soon enough, viewers, soon enough."
 * It's close cousin: "ForeSHADOWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!"
 * And his other close cousin: "Remember that for later, viewers."
 * "WHYYOULITTLE!!"
 * "Nuts" (when something goes wrong).
 * "Crap" (similarly when something goes wrong).
 * "You got me on that one, viewers."
 * "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?"
 * "Yay! Happy music!"
 * The dark equivalent, "Uh oh. Danger music!"
 * And the awesome equivalent, "Yeah! Kickass music!", or simply "Yeah! Kickass!"
 * "Wow! Look at that damage! (Holy Cow!)
 * "Ow?!" and "OW!", when he's the target of a very strong attack.
 * "Owquitit." when he's the target of a not so strong attack.
 * "What could possibly go wrong?"
 * "Now, I don't know how you're supposed to figure this out."
 * "So that's pretty nice."
 * "OF COURSE!!! WHY NOT?!?!"
 * "More PARTY MEMBERS! MOAR PARTY MEMBERS!"
 * "FINAL PARTY MEMBER"
 * "(number) THOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUSAND gold/gil/ExperiencePoints!"
 * "If you thought this was bad... *evil, cackling laugh*"
 * "Stay away from the summoner!" About once per LP only, though.
 * "Really, game? REALLY?!"
 * "(harder enemy). They're like (easier enemy) except you DIE."
 * "(hard enemy). They're like (something in real life that's not threatening) except you DIE."
 * "WHOA, HOLY CRAP!"
 * Often proceeded by "How bad could it possibly be?"
 * "(subject regarding certain hard monster), he/she/they/those guys will KILL YOU!"
 * Or "he/she/they/those guys will put you to SLEEEEP!
 * "If only we had an item that could do that!" when said item becomes available very soon. Sometimes followed with, "But we don't."
 * Subverted in his Oracle of Ages Let's Play.


 * [Insert potentially offensive thing]. Just teasing viewers, just kidding.
 * "Hey, how's it going?" to various enemies/NPCs.
 * "What a CONCEPT!"
 * SUPER TENTACLE HENTAI PORN!!
 * RANK UP!
 * FOOMY PUNCH!
 * (when something goes unexplained) "You're not gonna tell us, are you?"
 * "I apologize to anyone whose name is (blank)".
 * "This part/puzzle is a little tricky, but nothing that we can't handle".
 * "You cannot (defeat/escape) MEEEEE!
 * How wude! (or possibly from Full House)
 * Quoting the Emperor in general, to be honest.
 * Oh that's so hot...
 * I made that look a lot easier than it actually is.
 * I'm sure that's not true.
 * Invisible PLOT WALLS!
 * If you (like/want) (thing in this game), then come and let's play (game)! [Upon starting a new LP]
 * "This could be really bad."
 * Don't answer that, viewers.
 * "This was pretty high-tech stuff back then."
 * "It's dangerous to go alone."
 * "You insolent FOOOOOOOOOLLL!"
 * "SLEEP, DAMN YOU!"
 * "DEEEEUS EX MACHINAAAAAAAA!"
 * As You Know, [element X] in RPG s is/are ALWAYS  [lampshaded trope of eastern RPGs]!
 * Like all good bosses, he (explodes/melts/shatters/...)
 * Suspend your disbelief, viewers!
 * (to an enemy he wants to avoid) Stay away from me, man.
 * LAUNCH them into the air!
 * Does [X] [Y]? [Beat] No. That's another game.
 * He's gone MAAAAAAAAAD!
 * "I like [X] as much as the next guy, but... (he says something that doesn't like about [X] or something in that lines)".
 * MOVE FASTER!
 * (upon a game mechanic he likes) "... So that's pretty nice./I like that!"
 * "You get to live... For now."
 * "THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN!"
 * "Don't do , or it won't end well for you."
 * (comes across some enemy or obstacle) "Well, at least they're not as bad as they were in SOME OTHER GAME!!!"
 * Leave this place. You are in great danger.
 * Nice touch. (upon seeing a minor, but neat effect in the remake of his favorite game.)
 * "There's your word of the day, viewers. [X]"
 * STOP TALKING!
 * "What do you mean by that?" (from the Final Fantasy Tactics LP)
 * "YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" (only F bombs on occasion, but this is the most common form)
 * (character), work your magic.
 * "Yeah, I know. It's a real shock to you, viewers." (when he mentions a fact about his life that could be shocking to their viewers, or something that obviously wouldn't be a shock)
 * The easy way.
 * That was a good Magic card back in the day.
 * (sarcastically) SPOILER ALERT! (something that is not much of a spoiler at all, like that the game has a Bonus Dungeon).