Crayon Shin-chan/Funny

"Pay your rent, bitch."
 * The Gag Dub of Crayon Shin-chan has too many to count, but the "honor and a penis" scene is definitely a favorite among the first few episodes.
 * In the episode when they were in a samurai-like scenario, Hiro shouting "Sword of the Darkness Flame!" made this troper and his brother fall to the floor with laughter
 * The entirety of the second short of "Your IQ's Like 5, Right?"
 * "I was gonna be a table. :("
 * From The Young and the Eggless: The note on Summer's door reads:

""Irregular tampons on sale now, marked down to five for the price of two! If you've got an irregular vagina, this is one sale you can't afford to miss!""
 * Also...

"Cut to the wall scroll, with the text BOOBY MONEY HERE"
 * Shin-chan once made a cameo appearance in Sailor Moon, giving poor Chibi-Usa his "elephant dance" and after being pulled away by his appalled mother, shouts "I'll punish you in the name of the moon at home!" Refreshingly shocking.
 * Here's the clip, because it has to be seen to be believed.
 * "Oh, but I'm hungry right now! No wonder supermodels are such bitches."
 * "If you don't start giving me an allowance, I'm gonna tell dad that you hide money behind the scroll for your boobie job."

"You had me committed, this jacket is strait! You know I'm committed to you baby, thats why your cat I ate! Doc says theres progress, this medicine is great! It makes me feel better, but I can't ejaculate! Does this mean we can get back together?"
 * The stalker song.