The Most Epic Demonic Conquest Ever

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A crazy story of a demonic conquest....

A Sonic the Hedgehog-universe Fanfic.

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"And so she made her way to Earth to ruin the image of the ridiculously idealistic angel of justice, doing things such as robbing food stores, blowing up buildings, helping criminals get away with crimes, and leaving the toilet seat up."
 * Affably Evil - Willard is the most notable villain
 * Affectionate Parody - Most things which can be considered one are this, some aren’t…
 * All Just a Dream - The end of “Knife”
 * Alternate Continuity - The split timeline which resulted in a Bad Future
 * Alternate Self - At least 22 others out there
 * All Your Base Are Belong to Us - Ivy to G.U.N in “The Base of Doom”
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking - Mainly times, a recent one being from the OVA:

"Ivy: Rosie, cover that midriff!
 * Awesome Mc Coolname Badass
 * Badass Adorable - What Ruby actively tries to be. Also overlaps with Cute Bruiser
 * Badass Family - Guess who?
 * Battle Butler - Poison, more focus on fighting, less on daily chores.
 * Battle Couple - Ivy and Poison, as well as Damien and Lolita
 * Bare Your Midriff - Amber, and Rosie, lampshaded by Ivy in “Zombie Bears are Worse”:

Rosie: Don’t hate on my midriff!"

"Poison: This isn’t good, guys, we’ll need to find another way round.
 * Big Badass Wolf - Leo
 * Big Brother Instinct - Poison, which some others jokingly consider to mean something else...
 * Black Comedy - The Most Lighthearted Demonic Story Ever ~<3...but that’s not saying much
 * Blessed With Suck - Ruby, combined with Death is Cheap
 * Blood Knight - Poison
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall - Apart from the obvious, in “Crisis on Several Earths” Gary travels to a world where their own world is a TV show written by two ninjas
 * Bromantic Foil - Adol can be considered one to Poison, despite having no sense of morality whatsoever yet still fairly popular with women
 * Brother-Sister Incest - Ivy and Damien are against this trope
 * Cheerful Child - Ruby, Cherry
 * Child Adulthood Marriage Promise - What Damien supposedly decided with Lolita
 * Clothing Damage - Averted, and considering who the two main candidates for this would be if it wasn’t…
 * Cloudcuckoolander - Lily, to say the least, at Lolita at times
 * Combat Pragmatist - Ivy tends to fight dirty; Justified, since she’s a demon.
 * Corrupt the Cutie - Ruby’s personality change over the course of the story can be considered this. Understandable considering her constant interactions with Ivy and Poison. Lampshaded in “Zombie Bears Are Worse”:

Ruby: Fuck that! Let’s charge right through those bastards! *covers her mouth* S-sorry, I didn’t mean to say that…

Ivy: We’re a bad influence on that angel.

Poison: A very bad influence."

"Rosie: Y’know how annoying it is to explain to vampire hunters nowadays that you’re not that evil anymore? I’ve kinda mellowed out since meeting you guys, so instead of killing them I try to talk things out now. Some just don’t listen, so I impale them instead.
 * Covert Pervert - Poison assumes Ivy is despite being far beyond the qualifications, due to not admitting it at first. Poison is a more straight example
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass - Ruby, in spades
 * Cruel And Unusual Punishment/Death - AU Ivy enjoys this, by doing ridiculous things such as submitting people to Seltzer and Friedberg movies until they commit suicide
 * Curb Stomp Battle - Poison lampshades the following before disposing of the Loli Buxom Squadron. Also AU Ivy against everyone, until she’s Brought Down to Normal
 * Cuteness Proximity - Poison, normally when around Cherry
 * Daddy’s Little Villain - Ivy
 * Dance Battler - Ruby, when her iPod is out.
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy - Poison, in his fanfiction stories, and Damien when he needs to be.
 * Dark Magical Girl - If Ruby could be considered a form of Magical Girl, Ivy could be considered this.
 * A Day in The Limelight - Most of the main cast get at least one to themselves.
 * Death Course - Omar and P.A.L’s primary goal for Ivy in “Omar’s Carnival of Doom”.
 * Deadpan Snarker - Poison, of course, as well as Damien and Lolita at times.
 * Defeat Means Friendship - How Rosie joined them
 * Depraved Bisexual - Adol, as well as Amber
 * Determinator - One of Ruby’s defining traits, as well as Ivy and Poison for different reasons
 * Different As Night and Day - Ivy and Ruby, obviously, yet also Not So Different.
 * Distressed Damsel - Ivy, lampshaded in the first season, subverted by the end of the second
 * Does This Remind You of Anything? - Regularly
 * Don’t Explain The Joke- Mio’s forced joke in “A Vamp and Her Cat” made Rosie wince
 * Don’t You Dare Pity Me - Because no-one likes to be pitied
 * Double Entendre - Ivy regularly does this
 * Downer Ending - “Night of the Savvy Tropers” and “Cosmic Destination”
 * Dragged Into Drag - Poison, quite a bit after the first instance in “Everything’s Worse with Bears”
 * Drama Bomb Finale - Maybe…
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him - Poison to Damien, who accepted it pretty fast, and was never brought up again
 * Elegant Gothic Lolita - Ivy
 * Embarrassing Old Photo - See Dragged into Drag, and Ivy happens to have various copies
 * Emotionless Girl - Kuudere-chan and Lolita
 * Even Evil Has Standards - Ivy and Damien both draw the line at incest with each other
 * Everyone Can See It - Involving Damien and Lolita
 * Evil Counterpart - Ivy can be considered Ruby’s. Ivy’s AU counterpart would be an eviler one
 * Evil Laugh - Ivy’s, of course
 * Expy - Ruby, Cherry, Lily, Crystal, and Amber (but not as crude) come from another certain story, and Ivy and Poison come from another done years ago with a few aspects changed
 * Five-Bad Band
 * The Big Bad - Ivy
 * The Dragon - Poison
 * The Evil Genius - Damien
 * The Brute - Amber
 * Dark Action Girl - Rosie
 * Five Girl Ensemble - Tsundere-chan, Kuudere-chan, Yandere-chan, Dojikko-chan and Badass-chan
 * Foe Yay - The less said the better
 * For the Evulz - AU Ivy’s reason for her acts
 * For Want of a Nail:
 * -->Ruby: Though me and Ivy got off to a bad start, and its really cliché to say this, overtime I came to realize that although our viewpoints differ, we really aren’t so different, and would’ve probably been really good friends if we grew up on the same planet.
 * Also, if AU Ruby was to be believed, the Bad Future was a result of Poison being killed
 * Fourth Wall Mail Slot - Hosted by Lolita
 * Fun With Acronyms - P.A.L 3000, the robot created by Ivy which to her stands for “Personal Artificial Lover” and the chapter, “Really Pointless Gaming” as well as some other small ones like DFC which stands for Delicious Flat Chest Deep Fried Chicken.
 * Genre Savvy - Most characters
 * Giant Space Flea From Nowhere - The Giant Enemy Crab from “Unwanted Fanservice”, and the Giant Pumpkin from Chapter 41 the OVA.
 * Girl On Girl Is Hot - Or at least Poison thinks so
 * Going Commando - Lolita regularly does so, and Kuudere-chan approves
 * Go Karting With Ivy
 * Gun Fu - Kuudere-chan knows it
 * Hero Vampire Stole My Bike
 * Hot Blooded - Leo defines this
 * Hurricane of Euphemisms - In “Cosmic Destination”:

Amber: Gotta stab the fleshy interior.

Rosie: Gotta hammer in that nail.

Amber: Gotta fill out that taco with some meat.

Rosie: Gotta fill the cup with some warm milk.

Amber: Gotta carefully stick the pencil in the sharpener.

Rosie: Gotta attack the weak point for massive damage…What were we talking about again?"

"Poison: Y’know, occasionally when watching some shows, I’ve always noticed this sometimes bland and average guy get so much popularity with women. Sometimes I just gotta wonder, how does he do it, y’know?"
 * Hypocritical Humor - At times, for example:

"Spring: We deal with these kinds of things on a daily basis, so I believe that you vastly underestimate us. Here’s how this will go: You’ll attack us, we’ll evade your attacks, you’ll be astounded by our speed, and then, we will kick you, and you will explode."
 * Ignored Enemy - Ivy and Ruby tended to do this with the first few encounters with the Loli Rangers
 * Ignore the Fanservice - Poison’s preferred method of dealing with things
 * I Just Want to Have Friends - Possibly, Ivy. Ruby just wants to be acknowledged.
 * I Know Mortal Kombat - A number of characters have picked up various moves from video games, Ruby being a glaring example
 * I'm Taking Her Home With Me! - Ivy’s parents' reaction to meeting Ruby
 * Innocent Innuendo - Ruby normally, accept when its on purpose
 * Iron Butt Monkey -Ruby, again.
 * Knight in Shining Armor - Gary at first, though without the armor, as a result of ignorance/jealously. He got better.
 * Lampshade Hanging - It’ll be harder to find something which hasn’t been lampshaded
 * Last of His Kind - Leo, of his home planet in a alternate timeline
 * Lemony Narrator - When the opportunity of ridiculous exposition calls for it, and combined with a form of Painting the Fourth Wall in “Silent Assassins”
 * Let's Get Dangerous - Ruby on occasions, more known to do so in the second season
 * Like an Old Married Couple - Ivy and Poison
 * Lock and Load Montage - Frequently
 * Lolicon - Just ignore the undertones…
 * Made of Explodium - Most things Spring and Floyd touch or hit:
 * From “Omar’s Carnival of Doom”:

"Poison: Y’know, I’m starting to see a pattern with the names…
 * Made of Iron - Almost everyone to ridiculous lengths
 * Mad Scientist - Omar
 * Magical Girl Warrior - Ruby wants to be one
 * Married to The Job - Poison, who’s perfectly fine with his current position, and purposely winds up Ivy to keep up the Status Quo
 * Melee a Trois - In “The Good, The Bad and The Willard”
 * Mid Battle Tea Break - At random times during Ivy’s fight with her Alternate Universe counterpart
 * Mind Screw - The end of “Night of the Savvy Tropers”
 * Mistress and Servant Boy - Does it need to be said?
 * The Mole - Leo
 * Morality Chain - Poison is one to Ivy
 * Ms. Fanservice - Amber, overlaps with Good Bad Girl
 * Multi Track Drifting - On occasion
 * My Name is Not Foolish Angel
 * The Multiverse
 * The Napoleon - Ivy, and maybe Tsundere-chan
 * Naughty Tentacles - Nookie, Ivy’s pet
 * Negative Continuity - Most of the time, even though previous events are regularly brought up
 * Never Trust a Trailer - Subverted. The parody trailer “Gangsta Shit” used in “A Resistance to Poison”, was later used as an straight episode
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
 * Noble Demon - Some classify Ivy as this
 * One-Winged Angel - Leo, after injecting himself with an unstable syringe untested on his DNA
 * Only Known By Their Nickname - Poison, some do know his real name but he’d prefer not to let others know
 * Only Sane Man - Poison, most of the time
 * Our Everything Is Different
 * Paper-Thin Disguise - Ruby, sometimes Ivy notices, sometimes she doesn’t
 * Pettanko - Ivy, to her dismay. Ruby just doesn’t care.
 * Rapid-Fire Comedy - The basis of most chapters
 * Red Baron - Lolita, a.k.a “The Weapon Factory”
 * Reference Overdosed - Most intentional, others unintentional
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge - What AU Ivy went on
 * Rock Theme Naming - Ruby’s family are named after some form of rock, and of course lampshaded when Ivy and Poison visit:

Ivy: You’re probably just thinking too much."

"Ivy: Sonic Z? Who the hell wrote this shit?"
 * Rogues Gallery - Ruby believes she has one, despite having little history with most villains
 * Royal Brat - Ivy
 * Self-Deprecation - More common in the second season

"Ivy: Y’know, I learned a lesson from all this.
 * Shipper On Deck - A few characters were eager to force Damien and Lolita together
 * Shout Out - If I were to list them all, It would need its own page…
 * Single Target Sexuality - Lolita considers her orientation to be “Damiensexual”
 * Spoof Aesop - Done a few notable times:
 * From “PAL 3000”:

Poison: That you should appreciate what you have regardless of how helpful they are?

Ivy: No. It’s that I’ll never be able to find good help and be stuck with a crappy servant like you forever, and the one servant I did like tried to kill me! So now I gotta settle with a useless load like you.

Poison: I hate you too, Ivy."

"Gary: I’ve learned something today.
 * From “Crisis on Several Earths”:

Crystal: Treat others how you’d like to be treated?

Gary: No, its that regardless of how crazy this place might be, there’s a lot worse things out there."

"Ruby: So what’s the moral of this story?
 * And lampshaded in Chapter 40:

Poison: This isn’t gonna be another one of those fake aesops, is it?

Crystal: I think the moral is: Science is bad.

Amber: I think it's: Treat others how you’d like to be treated.

Damien: Nah, it's gotta be: Life sucks, so do what you feel like.

Lolita: I think the moral is this: Don’t bully people who could brutally kill you if they were to snap."

"Poison: *sitting by Ivy’s bed* Hey, you don’t look so well...
 * Standard Female Grab Area - Lampshaded, and subverted
 * Sweet Tooth - Ivy
 * Take Over the World - The premise… but not really

Ivy: Yes, I seem to have contracted Diabeetus.

Poison: So is there anything I can do?

Ivy: Yes. *cough* Perhaps you could grant this cute little girl’s final wish before she dies...

Poison: To take over the world?

Ivy: Of course!"

"Ruby: *looking up something on her computer* “Oh, so that’s what a golden shower is? Wow, that must’ve been quite awkward…”"
 * Ted Baxter - You should know this by now.
 * Testosterone Poisoning - Leo, who ate wood for breakfast and washed it down with a cup of nails. He might also fight grizzy bears with his bare hands in his spare time.
 * That Came Out Wrong - Ruby’s golden shower comment in “Cosmic Destination”, which she realizes later:

"Ruby: I may have to sneak inside to get evidence, so I’ll have to be stealthy. she said moments before jumping in through the glass window."
 * The Only One Allowed to Defeat You
 * Throw It In - How most of this even works
 * Totally Radical - Masterman
 * Training From Hell - Leo
 * Troperiffic - Well, of course
 * Tsundere - Your Mileage May Vary
 * Unfortunate Names - Harry Johnson, and since Poison lives in Hell, most people tend to get the joke rather fast…
 * Unwanted Harem - Poison. Lampshaded regularly while not being completely true. Ivy, Ruby, Rosie, Amber, Crystal, Gary, Damien…
 * Vague Age - Apart from it being mentioned that Damien is older than Ivy, and with Gary possibly being around the same age while Poison is younger than her, all their ages remain unknown.
 * Violently Protective Girlfriend - Ivy
 * Weapon of Choice - Everyone has their own, or a variation of the same kind
 * With Catlike Tread - Ruby likes jumping through windows:

"Ivy: Hold on a second, silver hair?
 * What Could Have Been - Avoided. Pointed out in chapter 28, but then those ideas were eventually used.
 * Who Would Want to Watch Us?? - Another planet of inhabitants, apparently
 * Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds - AU Ivy
 * The Worf Effect - On occasion
 * Worthy Opponent - Ruby, to Ivy
 * Would Hit a Girl - Most villains don’t care much for gender and since others are easily capable of killing each other on his planet, Poison doesn’t consider gender much, either.
 * Wrestler in All of Us - See ‘I Know Mortal Kombat’
 * Yandere - Lolita
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair - Ivy, Poison, Damien and Rosie have completely bizarre hair colours, which is lampshaded:

Poison: *nods* Yeah, silver hair.

Ivy: But that’s stupid! How can anyone have silver hair? That’s not even a natural hair colour!"


 * You Need to Get Laid - Ivy. After getting this far down, do we need to say why?