Child-Hater/Quotes

""Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!""

- Vicky, The Fairly Odd Parents

""Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.""

- Leo Rosten, about W. C. Fields.

"Manny: I wuv you, Awnt Cakey. * Aunt Cakey: Somebody get this kid to a speech therapist."

- Diary of a Wimpy Kid

""Oh look, what clever children! See them study, see them learn! How I HATE those goodie-goodies, how it makes my stomach turn!""

- I.M. Meen

"[Tommy Vercetti walks into the Cherry Popper ice cream factory] * Maude: Who are you? * Tommy: Your new owner. * Maude: Were you now, or at any time, a child? * Tommy: What are you talking about? * Maude: Were you a child!? * Tommy: Yes! Calm down! What's wrong with you? * Maude: I knew it. A child! A dirty, stinking, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking, crying little baby. A baby!! An awful, horrible, disgusting little boo-hoo! Mommy doesn't love you. You little shit! [Kicks Tommy in the foot] * Tommy: Ow! Calm down. * Maude: I HATE babies, and I hate children. They're dirty, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking little- * Tommy: Enough already! What is wrong with you?? You make soft ice cream, okay? It's purely for kids. What kind of psycho are you? Just so I understand this, why make children happy if you hate them? * Maude: Oh, you stupid, sniveling, snotty- * Tommy: Shut up! * Maude: Brat! The ice cream is a front. We distribute other non-dairy products. And if I see a kid, I put him to good use. [Talking to herself] Don't I, kiddies? Yes, yes I do. Mummy doesn't love you. She HATES you!! * Tommy: (What a nice lady. Still, y'know, I hear there's good money in ice cream.)"

- Grand Theft Auto Vice City

""You know, I really hate children!""

- Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter