Futret



"HEY, SAUCY STALLION! YOU LIKE GOOD TUNES? TOO BAD!"

- Tagline on his bandcamp

""My ears are bleeding in the best way. ""

- justice9000, on "Conté Hit & Run"

Based primarily around the internet, Futret is a musician who has a style of being both incredibly bizarre and awesome at the same time.

He is probably best known for his work with Renard Queenston on GABBERSTÄG, and in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom for his tribute album to Cupcakes.

(This article could use some cleanup)


 * Cupcakes (June - 2011)
 * SYNAPSE (August - 2011)
 * Gay Deer World Takeover - the Antlerfabulous EP (December - 2011)
 * DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM [FOR SERIOUS] (January - 2012)
 * BALLS OUT MAGIC [MLP​:​FML] (February 2012)
 * ULTIMATE FUTRACKS 2012 VOL​.​3: MEDIAFIRE TROJAN VIRUS (07 April 2012)

"''"I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH, GAY BAH, GAY BAH!"''"
 * Author Avatar: That brown/orange creature seen above is his official OC for Futret.
 * Camp Gay: The themes of Gay Deer World Takeover, to an extent.
 * Futstep
 * Gayngst/Gay Aesop: "(More than) Deer to me"
 * Genre Shift/Surprisingly Gentle Song: Contrary to the usual electronic and synth, "(More than) Deer to me" was based on vocals and piano.
 * "I Want" Song: "Stag Night"

"I DONT OWN A CHRISTIANFUR ACCOUNT, THAT PERSON ISNT ME, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT"
 * Lyrical Dissonance: "Nerves". The verses are both fast-paced and high-pitched; without paying attention, the lyrics and tune seem fairly happy. But, upon comprehension: The listener realizes that the song is about serial killers.
 * Mad Doctor: The basis of "Upward Infection", though the man confesses he doesn't actually have a diploma.
 * Mischiefcore
 * Name's the Same/Mistaken Identity: There was a confusion about him and some guy claiming to be "Futret" on ChristianFur.


 * Non-Appearing Title: "Upward Infection"
 * Recurring Element: His visual art is almost always stylized with the distinctive futura typeface, which he describes as "very kawaii".
 * In addition, he often gives his creatures his trademark set of teeth.
 * Sampling: Prevalent in a majority of his songs. Full list can be seen here.
 * Musical Satire
 * Self-Deprecation: He occasionally writes things like on his bandcamp.
 * And especially on his album DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM [FOR SERIOUS]
 * Slogans: A multitude, yet still the same concept:
 * Springtime for Hitler: DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM was made mainly in response to the LegalSounds.com piracy conflict . Despite the fact, people seemed to still love the album.
 * Stealth Pun: Mostly around his own name.


 * Tribute Album: To Cupcakes; and additionally, BALLS OUT MAGIC [MLP​:​FML] was again dedicated to the fandom.
 * Unfortunate Implications: He had to change a track in ULTIMATE FUTRACKS 2012' in its re-release because some people were noticing one of the samples intended to sound like "neckbeards" sounded a bit more like the n-word.