One Crazy Summer/Characters

Hoops Mc Cann
Played by John Cusack


 * Ironic Nickname: Hoops sucks at basketball
 * Cool Shades
 * Closer to Earth
 * The Team Normal
 * The Generic Guy
 * High Hopes, Zero Talent

George Calamari
Played by Joel Murrey


 * Cool Loser
 * Fat Idiot

Ack-Ack Raymond
AKA Acky. Played by Curtis Armstrong


 * Father I Don't Want to Fight: Acky's dad wants him to be a marine, but Acky's really not the right guy for the job.
 * Man Child: Acky has the mannerisms of a four year old, a permanent wide-eyed expression and cannot stand to see wrecked dolls.
 * Ambiguously Gay: At least everyone on the DVD commentary seems to think so. Although fans tend to see him more as Asexual.
 * Berserk Button: Let's just say Ted was pretty damn lucky the guys where there to hold Acky back when he cut the tongue out of that Odie doll.
 * Can't Spit It Out: He couldn't tell his dad he didn't want to be a marine, and when he did, he was kicked out of the house.
 * Break the Cutie
 * Children Are Innocent

Cassandra Eldridge
Played by Demi Moore
 * Betty and Veronica: Betty to Cookie's Veronica
 * Granola Girl

Egg Stork
Played by Bobcat Goldthwait
 * Non-Identical Twins
 * Berserk Button: Don't hit his brother, he just might cut up your car with a chain saw.
 * Break the Cutie
 * Took a Level In Badass

Clay Stork
Played by Tom Villard
 * Non-Identical Twins
 * Break the Cutie
 * Children Are Innocent

Squid Calamari

 * Berserk Button: Don't call her dog ugly.
 * Ugly Cute: Her dog.
 * Fiery Redhead
 * The Cutie
 * Tagalong Kid
 * Break the Cutie

Cookie Campbell

 * Betty and Veronica: Veronica to Cassandra's Betty.
 * Blondes Are Evil
 * High Heel Face Turn

Ted Beckerstead

 * Berserk Button: YOU TOUCHED MY CAR!!!
 * Blondes Are Evil
 * Jerk Jock
 * Vanity Licence Plate

Mr. Beckerstead

 * The Big Bad

Old Man Beckerstead

 * Cool Old Guy

Grandma Calamari

 * Granny Classic