Spider-Girl/Characters

May Parker/Spider-Girl

 * Amazonian Beauty: Started out on the slender side, but was continually beefed up as the series progressed. Of course this makes sense considering the amount of exercise she'd get fighting supervillains and bounding across New York.
 * Ascended Fangirl: Fangirled the Fantastic Five (especially Franklin Richards) and the Avengers even before becoming a superhero.
 * Big Woman on Campus: May, like her mother, is rather popular. Until her life as Spider-Girl starts messing things up.
 * Blue Eyes: To emphasize her naivety and as a nod to that other infamous May
 * Brainy Brunette: Not quite as much of a nerd as her dad, but she's got the Parker smarts.
 * Costume Copycat: It used to be her Uncle Ben's.
 * Dead Girl Junior
 * Defeat Means Friendship: May has a habit of reforming her enemies... painfully, if she has to.
 * Normie gleefully hangs a lampshade on this at one point.
 * Determinator
 * Everyone Loves Blondes: Four of May's love interests (Brad, J.J., Franklin and Gene) are blondes. Two are evil.
 * Expository Hairstyle Change: Changing her short Tomboy look for longer locks in Amazing Spider-Girl. Notably the haircut that stuck.
 * Expy: Played with but ultimately averted. May has similarities to Peter, MJ and even Ben (Peter lampshades that one) but is her own character. Word of God is that this was deliberate.
 * First Kiss/Smooch of Victory: With Brad after Courtney wakes up from her coma. It helped her realize she wasn't really into him anymore, fortunately.
 * Foe Yay: With Normie and Black Tarantula. The latter wants to her to bear his heirs, the former... let's just say the Venom/Spider-Girl was dripping with UST.
 * Forceful Kiss: To . It didn't work out.
 * Genre Savvy: Aware of most Comic Book Tropes, due to having grown up in a world with superheroes. Especially Let's You and Him Fight, which she hates falling for.
 * Hollywood Nerd: Looks like a Brainy Brunette version of Mary Jane, knows a few things about science, and openly fangirls superheroes.
 * Important Haircut: Averted. May kept changing her hairstyle every 10 or so issues just because. Until she finally settled on a look in Amazing Spider-Girl
 * I Just Want to Be Normal: Genuinely enjoys being a hero and Jumped At the Call, but increasingly gets frustrated and fed up with all the stress of a superheroine's life.
 * Jumped At the Call
 * Legacy Character
 * Mama Bear: Don't threaten or hurt her family. (She must have picked it up from MJ.)
 * Mental World: After some whining, she convinces her Spirit Mentor to change the decor... into a shopping mall.
 * Most Common Superpower: Averted. Hard.
 * She's also not fond of Stripperiffic costumes. Mostly because her Dad would never let her wear one.
 * Oblivious to Love:
 * She also had this with . She couldn't figure out why he was helping her... even after he got her a strike team, training, a new costume, and flowers.
 * Plucky Girl
 * Red Oni Blue Oni: The Blue to April's Red, despite what the costumes might have you believe.
 * : In The End.
 * Sibling Yin Yang: With April and, depending on how you define "sibling"
 * Sleep Cute: Gets a platonic version with.
 * Stepford Smiler: At times, when things get really bad.
 * Tomboy
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: The Tomboy to her mother.
 * Tragic Keepsake: Her costume used to belong to Ben Reilly.
 * Unlucky Childhood Friend: To
 * Uncanny Family Resemblance: Played straight at first, as she was drawn as a female Peter, but averted as the art evolved. Now she resembles both her parents equally.
 * Unwanted Harem
 * "Well Done, Daughter Girl"
 * "Well Done, Daughter Girl"

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

 * Back to Back Badasses: With May, Darkdevil and Kaine at different points
 * BadassGoatee
 * Beta Couple: With MJ
 * Cain and Abel: He and Kaine still don't get along. Although they get into less fights.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Expository Hairstyle Change: He has a shock of white in his hair.
 * Evil Twin: May has to fight his from an alternate universe. Also, Kaine, though he's not so bad these days
 * Failure Knight: Over his inability to protect Ben Reilly and Baby May
 * Happily Married
 * Handicapped Badass
 * Hot Dad: YMMV
 * Moment Killer
 * Papa Wolf: Do not go after his children.
 * Older and Wiser
 * Overprotective Dad: About May's Spider-Girl antics rather than boys... most of the time.
 * Retired Badass
 * Sleep Cute: With May.
 * Sleep Cute: With May.

Mary Jane Watson-Parker

 * Funny Background Event: Following  around at Normie and Brenda's wedding.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Taking out Normie with a Hannibal Lecture and a lamp.
 * Happily Married
 * Hot Mom
 * I Used To Change Your Diapers: Sure, Normie. Going after MJ will be a great way to get revenge on the Spider family. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Mama Bear: Attacked the Green Goblin (Normie) with a lamp. While lecturing him.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Compared to Peter. Most of the time.
 * Shipper On Deck: Ships Wes/May and May/Normie.
 * The Farmer and The Viper: Her attempts to comfort April went...badly. Although they probably would've worked had April not been mid Freak Out.
 * The Farmer and The Viper: Her attempts to comfort April went...badly. Although they probably would've worked had April not been mid Freak Out.

Benjamin "Benjy" Parker

 * Badass Adorable:
 * Blue Eyes
 * Cheerful Child
 * Dead Guy Junior: Named after both Uncle Bens
 * Evil Detecting Toddler: Does not like April
 * Fiery Redhead
 * Funny Background Event: Is the subject of these when he's not being adorable
 * Omake: The L'il Benjy one page stories
 * Uncanny Family Resemblance: Future!Ben looks just like Peter with Blue Eyes, in May's
 * Uncanny Family Resemblance: Future!Ben looks just like Peter with Blue Eyes, in May's

April Parker/Mayhem

 * Annoying Younger Sibling
 * Berserk Button: Does not like being compared to May
 * Cain and Abel
 * Clingy Jealous Girl: For Wes and Gene, though it might be because they pushed her Berserk Button
 * Dark Action Girl
 * Darker and Edgier: Tries to be this to May. It blows up in her face. Literally.
 * Don't You Dare Pity Me: Poor MJ, she tried.
 * Freak Out: One after realizing she's probably the clone. Another
 * Generation Xerox: Troubled, jealous angsting clone with questionable morality . Sound familiar?
 * Half Symbiote Hybrid
 * Mistaken Identity: Uses this to trick Wes into kissing her.
 * More Than Mind Control: When working with Fury
 * Jerkass
 * Nineties Anti Hero: Arguably a Deconstruction
 * Not So Different: Has moments with Fury, Darkdevil and (of course) May
 * Shiny Midnight Black: Gives herself this to distinguish herself from May (but they still have the same eyes)
 * Ship Tease: With an She Is All Grown Up older Torus Storm in
 * Tsundere: Is annoyed by Wes's crush on May even though she's totally not interested in that weirdo. Not to metion her love-hate relationship with May herself.
 * Not So Different: Has moments with Fury, Darkdevil and (of course) May
 * Shiny Midnight Black: Gives herself this to distinguish herself from May (but they still have the same eyes)
 * Ship Tease: With an She Is All Grown Up older Torus Storm in
 * Tsundere: Is annoyed by Wes's crush on May even though she's totally not interested in that weirdo. Not to metion her love-hate relationship with May herself.
 * Tsundere: Is annoyed by Wes's crush on May even though she's totally not interested in that weirdo. Not to metion her love-hate relationship with May herself.

Ben Reilly

 * Dead "Brother": For Peter and Kaine
 * His death causes Kaine's Heel Face Turn
 * Disappeared Dad: For
 * Generation Xerox: He and May are similar according to Peter.
 * The Ghost
 * Tragic Keepsake: May inherited his costume.
 * Sacrificial Lion
 * Sacrificial Lion

Kaine

 * The Atoner
 * Antagonist in Mourning: Was this to Ben Reilly and.
 * Badass Grandpa: With a Badass Longcoat AND Badass Beard!
 * Cool Old Guy
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Deal With the Devil: With Zarathos to save . It does not go as planned.
 * Expository Hairstyle Change: He's gone grey.
 * Failure Knight
 * Heel Face Turn
 * Uncle Wolf: Very protective of his niece and nephew.
 * Nice Job Fixing It Anti-Hero: Well, at least
 * Rescued From the Scrappy Heap: Though YMMV.
 * Secret Keeper: For Darkdevil.
 * Vitriolic Best Buds: With Darkdevil.

Reilly Tyne/

 * Anti Hero: Type II
 * Armor Piercing Punch: To after his.
 * Cannot Spit It Out
 * The Cowl
 * Dark Is Not Evil
 * Back to Back Badasses
 * Badass Bookworm: Studying at ESU (and interning with Foggy Nelson) during the day and patrolling at night.
 * Big Brother Instinct: Towards,   and Gerry. Not that he'd ever admit it.
 * Brown Eyes (like his father's)  and Eyes of Gold as Darkdevil.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse
 * /: With Daredevil to prevent his becoming.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Fiery Redhead
 * Freudian Excuse: He was taken in by his aunt and uncle. . No wonder he has trouble spitting it out.
 * Generation Xerox: Reached out to like  reached out to.
 * Subverted when you compare to . See Freudian Excuse.
 * Impaled With Extreme Prejudice: By while performing a Heroic Sacrifice for Mayday. Don't worry, he gets better. Fans might notice  was also impaled by  trying to kill May. He didn't get better.
 * Iron Woobie: Just highlight the spoilers. Guess being a Butt Monkey is.
 * Jerkass Facade: Turns out to be an Adorkable Nice Guy.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold
 * Journey to The Center of The Mind
 * Mark of the Beast
 * Odd Friendship: With Normie.
 * Overnight Age Up
 * Parental Abandonment: His Dad is dead and his mother is still doing time. Doubles as a Fridge Tear Jerker for the  stories in The Clone Saga.
 * Parental Substitute: Kaine. Daredevil may count too.
 * Pet the Dog: Teams up with Gerry Drew despite how very very very annoying he can be. Not to mention all the Aw Look They Really Do Love Each Other moments with Mayday.
 * Perpertual Frowner: At least in costume.
 * Playing With Fire
 * Secret Identity Identity: Does NOT appreciation Doc Magus's suggestion that he  and stop being Darkdevil. Although, considering what might happen if he did...
 * Secret Keeper: For Kaine. It looked like Doc Magus might become his, but it didn't pan out.
 * : With May and April. Kind of.
 * The Snark Knight
 * Teleport Spam
 * Vitriolic Best Buds: With Kaine.
 * What Could Have Been: The Reveal never happened despite being set up in Venom and Gwen Reilly arcs. Word of God is that he probably would have told the Parkers the truth had the series continued.
 * Peter thinks
 * You Are Not Alone: Tries to convince April she belongs in the Spider-Family.
 * Vitriolic Best Buds: With Kaine.
 * What Could Have Been: The Reveal never happened despite being set up in Venom and Gwen Reilly arcs. Word of God is that he probably would have told the Parkers the truth had the series continued.
 * Peter thinks
 * You Are Not Alone: Tries to convince April she belongs in the Spider-Family.

Courtney Duran

 * Distressed Damsel
 * Hair of Gold
 * Hollywood Pudgy: Averted. She has a realistic figure (and is still cute).
 * Hollywood Nerd: Averted and played straight. She doesn't have the body type, but she does have the hobbies, and the boys (especially Moose) seem to like her anyway.
 * Meganekko
 * Oblivious to Love: It takes her a while to figure out what's going on with Moose
 * Shrinking Violet: But she starts to grow out of it
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: They're both Tomboys, but when it comes to boys, May is the Girly Girl
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: They're both Tomboys, but when it comes to boys, May is the Girly Girl

Davida Kirby

 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Heel Realization: After Nancy leaves school thanks to Brad's bullying.
 * Mistaken for Cheating: Is convinced Nancy cheated and used her powers to get on the basketball team.
 * Operation Jealousy: Tries this to get May to notice Wes. It doesn't work.
 * Jossed: She's not one of the Ladyhawks.
 * Sassy Black Girl: Averted.
 * Secret Keeper: Always seems to be on the cusp on finding out and/or being told.
 * Shipper On Deck: Davida is very anti-May/Gene and pro-May/Wes.
 * The Casanova: Implied to be a female version.
 * We Used to Be Friends: Fell out with May over the Nancy thing for a while.
 * What the Hell Hero: Calls Brad out on his bigotry.

Maurice "Moose" Mansfield

 * Berserk Button: You. Hurt. Courtney
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: See above, when the abusive boyfriend of May's friends goes after Courtney for helping out.
 * Dynamic Character: Probably one of, if not the most, dynamic of May's friends.
 * Expy: Of Flash Thompson, at least at first.
 * Gentle Giant (in the end)
 * Jerk Jock: At first
 * Loves My Alter Ego / Mistaken Identity: Mistakes Courtney for Spider-Girl... but falls for her on her own merits.
 * Missing Mom: She died of cancer.
 * Parental Abandonment: And near the end of Spider-Girl, his dad gets it too. It Gets Worse.
 * Odd Friendship: With Jimmy, who he used to bully, eventually
 * Official Couple: With Courtney
 * Sadly, this plotline was never resolved.
 * Sadly, this plotline was never resolved.

Jimmy Yama

 * Adorkable
 * Asian and Nerdy
 * Fan Boy
 * Give Geeks a Chance: With Heather
 * Odd Friendship: With his ex-bully, Moose
 * Platonic Life Partners: With Courtney
 * Those Two Guys: With Wes in Amazing and Spectacular.
 * Unlucky Childhood Friend: To May. He gets over it pretty quickly, though. Courtney was one for him.
 * What the Hell Hero: To Moose after he breaks up with Courtney for "her own good"

Brad Miller

 * Betty and Veronica: The Betty to J.J.'s Veronica...
 * Fantastic Racist
 * , ultimately.
 * , ultimately.

Heather Noble

 * Alpha Bitch: At first.
 * Betty and Veronica: Poised to be the Veronica to May's Betty, with Brad as the Archie..
 * Blondes Are Evil: At first.
 * Fan Girl: For Spider Girl. First seen shopping at the Spider-Shoppe, later posing as Spider-Girl for Jimmy and Wes's comic.
 * Give Geeks a Chance: With Jimmy
 * Official Couple: With Jimmy
 * Sympathetic Adulterer
 * Romantic Runner Up: Fears that Brad is only with her because he can't be with May., which is why she decides to Give Geeks a Chance

Jack "J.J." Jameson /

 * All There In The Mini: How he got the Buzz suit.
 * Betty and Veronica: Initially the Veronica to Brad's Betty. Until Brad turned out to be bigoted against mutants.
 * The Casanova
 * Clothes Make the Superman
 * He never figures it out, but May does.
 * Generation Xerox: To Spidey, sort of, as he becomes the subject of Jonah's ire due to a misunderstanding
 * Ladykiller in Love: With Nancy Lu. May even states he's a much better boyfriend to her.
 * Locked Out of the Loop: His Dating Catwoman situation with May
 * Mistaken for Murderer: Of his Big Brother Mentor, no less, which is how he ended up with the Buzz suit
 * Platonic Life Partners: With Courtney
 * Troubled but Cute

Felicity Thompson /

 * Ascended Fangirl: Not quite, but boy, does she try.
 * Annoying Younger Sibling: May regards her with about as much respect as one.
 * Broken Bird
 * Costume Copycat
 * Crack Pairing: Some fans wanted her to hook up with Gerry and/or Darkdevil. Despite never meeting them. Then again, maybe that's why.
 * Hair of Gold
 * Les Yay: Really, really, really wants to be May's "partner". In crime, of course.
 * Playful Hacker
 * Mommy Issues: Is not happy about Felicia's new partner. She's upset about her parent's divorce.
 * Sidekick Glass Ceiling: She never even graduates to sidekick.
 * Sticky Fingers

Gene Thompson

 * Blond Guys Are Evil
 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: He used to be a kind, caring boyfriend. Or so Mays says.
 * Dirty Coward: Doesn't handle dangerous situations well.
 * Expy: Of Flash pre-Character Development
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: He keeps pressuring May to deepen their physical relationship and goes to Simone when she won't.
 * Jerk Jock
 * Manipulative Bastard
 * My Sister Is Off Limits: May's reaction to his hooking up with April.
 * What Does She See in Him
 * Why Don't You Just Break Up With Him

Simone De Santos

 * Alpha Bitch
 * Blondes Are Evil
 * Daddys Girl
 * Friends With Benefits: With Gene. Implied as much as you can in an All Ages comic.
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: See Friends With Benefits
 * Hidden Depths: Tries to rescue her father from Fury. Too bad it didn't work.
 * Missing Mom: Mr. & Mrs. Spider-Man reveals she was, leading to her father's Start of Darkness
 * Not So Different: Elan argues this.
 * Rich Bitch

Wes Collins

 * Adorkable
 * Brown Eyes
 * Cool Loser
 * Embarrassing Middle Name
 * Emo Teen: Averted. Looks the part (kind of) but is more of a male Perky Goth.
 * Dogged Nice Guy
 * Hidden Depths: Tries to save Simone from Fury, despite not having any powers or idea what he's doing.
 * Hyper Awareness: How he figures out April kissed him.
 * Just Friends: Both he and May argue this. They're not fooling anyone.
 * Perky Goth: Looks a bit like a Rummage Sale Reject leaving Hot Topic... but turns out to be a sweet, sensitive Nice Guy.
 * Nice Guy
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The sensitive guy to Gene's manly man.
 * Starving Artist / Teen Prodigy: Well, maybe not the starving part.
 * Those Two Guys: With Jimmy.
 * Those Two Guys: With Jimmy.

Normie Osborn / The Green Goblin /

 * Benevolent Boss: To Kristy Watson.
 * Big Brother Mentor
 * Dead Guy Junior
 * Foe Yay: Subverted in that the Ship Tease doesn't start until his Heel Face Turn. Then Normie got  and started trying to merge with May. Also, Fury, kind of.
 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Heel Face Turn
 * Identical Grandson
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain/Redemption Promotion
 * In the Blood: Averted. Okay, except maybe for his smarts and best friendship with a Parker.
 * Like Brother and Sister: After lots of Ship Tease and Will They or Won't They.
 * Mission Control: Occasionally.
 * Odd Friendship: May, of course, but he and  seem to have one as well.
 * Official Couple: With.
 * Sins of Our Fathers: Struggles with the pressure Norman Osborn put on him to kill the Parkers, then struggles with everyone assuming he'll go evil.
 * Troubled but Cute
 * Uncanny Family Resemblance
 * Will They or Won't They
 * Uncanny Family Resemblance
 * Will They or Won't They

Phil Urich

 * Honorary Uncle
 * Older Sidekick

Brenda Drago / Raptor

 * Action Girl
 * Cool Big Sis
 * Dark Action Girl: Before her Heel Face Turn.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Her parents were less than stellar and her abusive boyfriend manipulated her into stealing for him. Luckily, things got better for her.
 * Defeat Means Friendship
 * Faux Action Girl: Normie convinced her to retire after losing to Lady Ock, Fury and Hobgoblin. Until she demanded to be let back into battle.
 * Heel Face Turn
 * Odd Friendship: Working together seems to have fostered one with Kaine.
 * Recruiting the Criminal: Recruited into Kaine's team as an alternative to going to jail.
 * Romantic Runner Up:
 * Romantic Runner Up:

/Spider-Man II

 * Ascended Fanboy
 * Actually Pretty Funny: Manages to make Darkdevil smile.
 * Annoying Younger Sibling: To Spider-Girl and Darkdevil.
 * Bratty Half Pint
 * Determinator: Desperate to play hero.
 * Disappeared Dad: Walked out on him and his mom when Gerry got sick. This might be why he idolizes Peter so much.
 * Ho Yay: Did we mention he's a big fan of Spider-Man?
 * Ill Boy
 * Keet
 * Motor Mouth
 * Red Herring: No relation to Peter OR Felicia..
 * What Happened to The Mouse: Promised Peter he would try out  invented by Reed Richards. Then we never see him again.

Anya Corazon/Araña

 * Anti Hero: Type II.
 * Body Snatcher: "Borrowed" May's body for a while.
 * Big Sister Mentor: Well. She keeps trying, anyway.
 * Cool Big Sis: Ditto.
 * The Cowl to May, who is more of a cape.
 * Dating Catwoman: She and  had lots of Foe Yay. Then it was revealed they used to have a thing. Then they started living together. In Spectacular,.
 * Future Badass
 * Official Couple: With.
 * Rescued From the Scrappy Heap: For the fans who saw 616!Anya as something of rival.
 * The Obi Wannabe: Because of her May's clashing morals.
 * The Scrappy: A meta example, as some fans blame 616!Anya for the cancellation.
 * Shoot the Dog: Not above killing bad guys like.

Fabian La Muerte/Black Tarantula

 * Affably Evil
 * Arch Enemy: He and Araña are this to each other. Among other things.
 * Chessmaster / Manipulative Bastard: Manages to get and keep the Kingpin's criminal empire after the latter's death. Which he arranged, by the way.
 * Evil Is Sexy
 * Foe Yay: Used to have quite a thing for May. Then he and spoiler:  turned it [[Up to Eleven.
 * Loving a Shadow: It's implied he took an interest in May because she reminded him of.
 * Pet the Dog: Seems to genuinely care for Spider-Girl and is in love with  despite their complicated history.
 * Tall Dark and Handsome
 * Stalker With a Crush: To May. She doesn't understand why he's helping her.
 * You Killed My Father:  killed his.
 * Tall Dark and Handsome
 * Stalker With a Crush: To May. She doesn't understand why he's helping her.
 * You Killed My Father:  killed his.

Angel Face

 * Abusive Parents: Implied to be this for the Face brothers.
 * Continuity Nod: She's an old rouge of Phil's from the Green Goblin series.
 * Evil Matriarch
 * Mama Bear: Granted, an evil and abusive version, but still.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Goes on one following . Somewhat subverted in that she and her   son tear a swath through the underground but never get to the people responsible.
 * Strait Jacket: Kept hers on after her son broke her out.
 * : Blames Spider-Girl for.

Carnage ( )

 * Body Horror: For . And who knows how it affected  ...

Crazy Eight

 * Affably Evil: He's funny, calls his mother and looks out for his little brother. When they're not trying to kill each other. He even compliments a rookie Spider-Girl on her fighting skills!
 * Always Someone Better: Funny Face  him as this.
 * Big Brother Mentor: To Funny Face. Sometimes.
 * Cain and Abel: Him and Funny most of the time.
 * Call Forward: See below. Doubles as a Funny Aneurysm Moment.
 * Clothes Make the Legend: Seems to think so, since he refuses to wear normal clothes to his trial for the sake of his reputation. Played heartbreakingly straight  when we finally see him without the makeup....
 * Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Scolds Crazy Eight for not calling their mother more often.
 * Foil: In retrospect, it's funny he and fellow  were introduced in the same issue.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Favors weaponized eight balls.
 * Love Martyr: Presumably, Angel Face wasn't any better to him than she was to Funny Face. Yet he still loves her dearly.
 * : Subverted. He  because May didn't and chose to   instead.
 * Sibling Team: With Funny Face.
 * Sibling Team: With Funny Face.

Funny Face

 * Always Second Best: To his big brother Crazy Eight.
 * Creepy Doll: His best friend... er, puppet, Bunky. Who he treats as a real person.
 * Freak Out: Over May "trapping" Bunky in webbing. Because . Suddenly that whole "talks to his puppet thing" isn't so funny anymore.
 * Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Yes, even when they're not worth it.
 * Foil: To May at times.
 * Jerkass Woobie: Okay, yes, he's a crazy Monster Clown. But it's hard not to feel bad for him when.
 * Monster Clown
 * Never My Fault:  might not have happened if he hadn't exacerbated tensions between the Kingpin and Canis out of sibling rivalry. Naturally, he blames Spider-Girl for it instead.
 * Psychopathic Manchild: Big time.
 * Shadow Archetype: Lampshades the similarity between May and Gerry's bickering to his and Crazy Eight's. They're also similar to the other team of bickering Spider-Kids,.

Hobgoblin/Roderick Kingsley
The original Hobgoblin, come out of retirement.


 * Badass
 * Badass Grandpa: If you do the math.
 * Hero Killer
 * Knight of Cerebus: Things go to hell whenever he's around.
 * Sky Surf
 * Super Reflexes
 * Super Strength