American Virgin

Meet Adam Chamberlain. He's the son of famous televangelist Earl Chamberlain and high society wife Mamie and the governor of Florida's nephew, his girlfriend Cassie is a beautiful Peace Corps volunteer, and he's making a name for himself as an abstinence preacher. But when Cassandra is killed by terrorists in Africa, he sets off on a globetrotting adventure with his sister Cyndi and a mysterious hitman named Mel. Hilarity Ensues.

This is a comic book series by Steven Seagle, an author primarily known for runs on Alpha Flight, the Sandman Mystery Theatre, and the X-Men. This series debuted in May, 2006 and lasted for 23 issues. It was cancelled due to low sales in 2008, so it had an abrupt ending.


 * Break the Cutie: Adam.
 * Depraved Bisexual: Cassie's killer, although it's questionable whether he's gay or just bi.
 * Fiery Redhead: Cyndi.
 * Downer Ending
 * Grande Dame: Mamie Chamberlain
 * Holier Than Thou: The Chamberlain family keeps up this facade, but they have some secrets of their own.
 * Leather Man: Cassie's killer.
 * Lipstick Lesbian: Clauda and
 * Invisible to Gaydar: Deacon and Clauda
 * Transsexual:  and the girl Cyndi makes out with at the gay club in Australia.