Bullets Do Not Work That Way

""Thank God for these bulletproof tables they've got everywhere now.""

- Jigen, Lupin III (Geneon dub)

In real life, bullets are little lumps of lead that fly through the air at great speed and generally put holes in whatever they hit. On TV bullets are made from Applied Phlebotinum and rarely penetrate objects like couches or overturned dinner tables, unless the plot dictates otherwise. TV bullets have several other remarkable characteristics.

While having a gun shot out of your hand in real life would render it inoperable (both the hand and the gun), in a movie you will be able to pick it back up and keep firing. There's little chance of the bullet bouncing off the gun and ruining the gunman's day.

A bullet is the business end of a cartridge, whose other components include a brass case filled with gunpowder, and a primer. When the gun fires, the bullet exits this happy arrangement, leaving the brass case behind, which now must be ejected to make room for another cartridge, either automatically in gas-operated firearms or manually in bolt-action or pump-action weapons. Most American movies manage to get this part right, and in mystery stories brass cases may furnish important clues for the detective if the killer leaves them behind. But some films show the entire cartridge, brass case and all, flying through the air toward the target! This gaffe is understandably more common in films from countries where private gun ownership is rare, e.g. China and India.

When someone is shot in the head in a movie, the bullet will vanish on exiting their skull, leaving the wall behind them perfectly undamaged—though in sore need of a good wipe down. Also, the bullet will leave a bloody but small hole in the victim's head, as opposed to causing a large portion of their cranium to explode.

Alternatively, a machine gun will riddle a person with bullets, but his surroundings will remain unscathed, suggesting the bullets somehow curved in the air to hit only him, possibly to curb property damage. Good bullets.

Can be occasionally justified if the guns used are police guns, which are normally loaded with hollow point rounds to prevent over-penetration. These are fairly common with civilians as well, for the same reason, they also tend to add stopping power, so you could really assume anyone is using these unless it's military (for whom using hollowpoints would in most cases be a war crime)or it's been shown otherwise.

Other times the reverse is true—the entire landscape will be shot to pieces, including areas that a bullet could only hit by traveling through the target, but the person being shot at is left untouched. Bad bullets.

For the inversion of this trope, where hitting targets depends on the shooter rather than the weapon:
 * Good shooters
 * Improbable Aiming Skills
 * Accidental Aiming Skills
 * Bad shooters
 * Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
 * A-Team Firing

Compare Bizarre and Improbable Ballistics, Blasting It Out of Their Hands, Pretty Little Headshots, and Bulletproof Human Shield. For actual magical bullets, see Depleted Phlebotinum Shells. Not to be confused with the product infomercials of the same name, The Magic Bullet.

When bullets fail to penetrate through things that really shouldn't stop them—such as drywall, car doors, and in many cases, people, that's Concealment Equals Cover.

Anime

 * In the first episode of Black Cat Detective, the title character shoots at a mouse. The bullet misses completely, and the mouse celebrates his narrow escape. How can he know that soon the bullet will stop in mid air, turn around, and then chase him? Eventually, the bullet passes through his ear, causing it to fall off.
 * In the Cowboy Bebop episode "Asteroid Blues" a woman shoots her boyfriend in the head at point-blank range in their spaceship, splattering blood all over the passenger window. The window itself, however, isn't even scratched.
 * Somewhat justified. If it's a spaceship window it's got to be tough enough to stand up to orbital debris and micrometeorites.
 * In the anime version of Hellsing, Alucard uses his broken Jackal to shoot a molten stream of silver from a cross and . Makes Just as Much Sense in Context.
 * In Gravitation K-san fires three shots with a sniper rifle at the wall, which the protagonists are standing next to (he isn't aiming for them, though). Three holes appear in the wall, but not a scratch is seen on the window panel between K-san and the wall.
 * Averted in a similar fashion as The Sarah Connor Chronicles in Black Lagoon: In the first episode, the crew of the eponymous ship are able to take cover behind a counter in a bar, but that's because the owner had everything bullet-proofed and in at least one instance Revy has a gun fight where she regularly shoots at her target through a thin wall.
 * Played straight at other times, particularly when Revy and Roberta BOTH get their guns shot out of their hands by snipers and yet Revy's gun at least is perfectly usable later on, and neither of them have injured hands from it.

Film
"Burt: We were supposed to be huntin' Graboids! I wanted maximum penetration! Earl: Well, you got it."
 * These made an appearance in Brian de Palma's Scarface, when Tony shoots an assassin to keep him from blowing up a car containing their target's wife and kids; blood and brain matter appear on the window behind the assassin, but the glass stays perfectly intact.
 * Exception: in the films of John Woo everything gets damaged by bullets.
 * In an emulation of John Woo, the lobby shootout in The Matrix is famous for the collateral damage it did to the environment. The pillars themselves were designed to look like apple cores.
 * Then, three minutes later, Neo fires several rounds of bullets at Agent Jones in the rooftop sequence. The Agent of course dodges every single bullet, but the building behind him, covered completely of wall mirrors, is completely undamaged by the them.
 * Gigli had the Big Bad get his brains blown out and smeared all over the aquarium behind him, though the fish tank itself remained curiously unshattered. And somehow, his brains end up inside the fish tank. Amazingly, it's the least idiotic part of the whole movie.
 * In the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?? this is parodied by Eddie Valiant pulling out a cartoon gun, with cartoon "bullets" that are alive, that he's able to talk to. After he shoots them, they go a distance then stop, trying to figure out which way to go. They make a 90 degree turn, the wrong way. Valiant remarks, "Dum dums."
 * Which is a riff on 'dum-dums' a slang term for expanding bullets (for those who didn't know).
 * He tests them by firing one at a thrown bottle. The bullet zips up to right beside the bottle, matches velocity, and then smashes the bottle with a Hyperspace Tomahawk.
 * It's also apparently a Native American bullet, and the bottle it smashes? Wild Turkey.
 * The "unshattered glass" version of the trope shows up in Die Hard, when Takagi is executed. Everywhere else, though, it's averted.
 * In Die Hard 2, the soldiers and mooks exchange fire with blanks and then switch to live ammo to fire on McClane. The guns used in the movie need an obvious blank firing attachment on the end of the barrel to enable them to fire blanks, or extensive modification which will destroy the gun if it's then used to fire a live round. Either way, when firing blanks, the barrel is physically blocked so that the gases will keep the weapon operating, but that blockage is a very dangerous thing when live rounds are fired through it.
 * Subverted in Tremors 2: Aftershock. At one point, the resident gun nut fires what is earlier identified as an anti-tank round at one of the beasties. The critter is killed --magnificently, we might add—and the bullet makes a large hole in the wall, several chunks of debris behind it, and then goes through the engine and gas tank of the car they were trying to reach. This also averts Every Car Is a Pinto, since the car doesn't explode. Somebody on the Tremors writing staff had obviously done their homework.


 * From Full Metal Jacket. Pvt. Pyle shoots Sgt. Hartman with an M-14 rifle (a full-sized, powerful battle rifle) which does nothing to the bathroom wall behind Hartman even though the bullet would have passed straight through him at that range. Pyle then sits on a toilet, puts the muzzle of the weapon in his mouth and pulls the trigger spraying the wall behind him with blood. In real life, Pyle's head would have been virtually obliterated and the wall behind him pulverized, between the supersonic shock wave from the round's passing and the propellant gases. Quite a major malfunction, when one thinks about it.
 * Wanted pulls more than its fair share of Bizarre and Improbable Ballistics, and among them is a multi-stage bullet.
 * Pineapple Express has the main character witness a murder: mobster is shot at practically point blank range by two assailants. He also happens to be pressed against a window, which suffers nothing more than a serious mess because of it.
 * By the end of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, both of Brangelina's bulletproof vests are covered in bullet marks, but somehow no bullets hit their heads, arms or legs.
 * Possibly Justified: their opponents are trained tactical shooters so they won't be going for arms and legs because that's movie bullshit, and they're going for center-mass shots because visibility sucks, the room is full of clutter, and the targets are moving around too much for reliable head shots.
 * In the opening dream sequence of Ali G Indahouse: The Movie, Ali G is missed by a posse of gun-toting LA gangbangers, whose bullets form the outline of his body (including an excessively large?organ).
 * One of the major plot points of Pulp Fiction involves the "bad bullets" version of this trope, where a man empties a high-caliber revolver at Jules and Vincent (at almost point blank range), but completely misses them. After killing him, Jules and Vincent examine the bullet holes in the wall, which the camera could not see until they stepped back, suggesting that the bullets should have passed through them.
 * Although this incident is considered freakish and miraculous by the pair. As in, one of them actually thinks it was divine intervention.
 * There's a continuity error in this scene as well - looking closely at the previous scene shows the bullet holes in the wall before the gunman starts shooting.
 * A rather extreme example of the "unshattered glass" version of this trope makes an appearance immediately afterward, when Vincent
 * Spoofed in Team America: World Police when Lisa enters the Bad Guy Bar wielding a Gatling gun, and somehow manages to machine-gun every terrorist while leaving all the innocent bystanders intact.
 * Similarly spoofed in Top Secret. One of the Resistance fighters runs into a room where his comrades and the East Germans are locked in hand-to-hand combat with each other. He fires several burst-fire blasts from his machine gun. The East Germans all fall down dead, while his comrades are unharmed. "Nice shootin', Tex!"
 * Averted in Bullshot (1983). The hero blasts away at a huge tarantula crawling across the floor, nearly killing several people in the dining room below. He then spends several minutes running about searching for the 'mad gunman' who's just shot up the place.
 * Used in The Usual Suspects pretty much whenever anyone dies.
 * There's a take in The Terminator that averts this trope and ends up cooler because of it: when the T-800 is killing its way through the police station, one doomed Officer Mook hits it with a revolver shot that passes right through and spiderwebs the glass partition behind it.
 * Played straight in the second movie, though. As John and the T-800 escort Sarah out of the asylum, a law enforcement officer drives up in his cruiser; Sarah proceeds to carjack him, firing a round through the windshield (not aimed at the officer) to show she means business. The bullet goes through the glass, and then disappears- the seats and rear window are unharmed.
 * Played in various ways in The Fifth Element. Zorg demonstrated a "replay" feature on his custom machine gun that actually makes its subsequent shots home in on the target of the first hit, regardless of which direction the gun is actually aimed (much to the surprise, then applause of the prospective buyers). Police fire ricochets off of Korben's cab early on, and Zorg successfully wounds Leeloo through a ceiling ventilation duct.
 * In the Christopher Walken classic King of New York, the main character ambushes  as he's starting his car outside a funeral. A shotgun blast graphically blows the victim's entire head off, splattering the windshield and the passenger side window with gore. Neither windshield nor window shatters, although the windshield is somewhat justified (Walken shot from his car window and through Caruso's lowered window, so one can assume that the pellets didn't spread enough or whatever).
 * In the Bollywood movie Rama Rama Krishna Krishna, Gauthami is shown being killed by a bullet that is still attached to the rest of the cartridge. Doubles as a Pretty Little Headshot.
 * In Ronin, The Mole meets with his contact in The Mafiya to sell him the MacGuffin. When the contact pulls a gun from his Trouser Space and tries to pull a double cross, the mole knocks the gun out of his hand and points his own gun at him. Cut to an exterior shot of the window of the car being painted with blood spatter, but not breaking or shattering.
 * Averted in The Shawshank Redemption when the warden shoots, smashing the window behind.
 * Blue Thunder has a heroic policeman as the protagonist, so it would be bad karma to show him killing his fellow cops, who are merely innocent dupes of the villains. Therefore, although he faces a variety of opponents, from ordinary police cars to helicopters to F-16 fighter aircraft and blasts them all to shreds with his helicopter's 20-mm rotary cannon, he somehow doesn't injure a single person until the final showdown with the Big Bad.
 * In the opening scene of Iron Man, a soldier is shot and killed as he exits a Humvee. The pellets penetrate the side of the vehicle yet don't harm Tony Stark, who is sitting at the other side.
 * In one scene of Hellboy II, our protagonist shoots a tooth fairy with his massive handgun which fires massive bullets. Somehow the bullet doesn't carry on and hit anyone in the large crowd a few feet behind the fairy. The bullets are literally so big that you would be able to see it fall to the ground if it stopped when it hit the fairy. It must have just disappeared.
 * In Road to Bali, a bullet shot out of a bent gun barrel starts whizzing around in circles, due to the Rule of Funny.
 * Inception: Bullets fired at Yusuf's van will shatter one side of the windows, but not the other. The body of van itself is virtually bulletproof. Then again, it is a dream.

Literature

 * Exception: In a flashback in Wizard And Glass, Roland's father shoots a gun out of his hand, pretty much destroying it. This scene is made more dramatic by the fact that in the books, guns are incredibly rare and valuable, and possessing a pair is a sign that Roland has become a man.
 * A more extreme example comes from an earlier book in the series (the drawing of three), where Roland attempts to merely shoot the gun out of an enemy?s hand?and through sheer chance causes the gun to actually explode, blowing off the goon?s hand and a sizable chunk of his face as well.
 * and if having his face blown off wasn't bad enough, he staggers around blindly falls down and gets eaten alive by giant, evil, talking lobsters on the beach of a parallel world having just been transported there from New York. Considering the gun was shot out of his hand because Roland was unsure if they needed him alive or not, you could say things did not go to plan.
 * Oh yes, and due to the joys of time travel, Roland and Eddie get to fight him again.
 * Averted in The Night Angel Trilogy, though with crossbow bolts, not bullets - an assassin has a room of men pinned down, and they all take cover behind various objects, including a painting. Needless to say, none of them survive due to their "quick thinking," but one does because the assassin wants him to.

Live Action TV

 * In "Everything Changes", the first episode of Torchwood, Captain Jack gets shot in the head. A spatter of blood comes out of the back and some of his blood can be seen on the fountain behind him. However, the fountain itself is undamaged.
 * Babylon 5: It is briefly mentioned that the special-effect powered "PPG" weapons fire plasma rounds so that they won't accidentally breach the hull. In universe, that's a good idea because they're on a space station (and shooting holes in it is a good way to end up breathing vacuum). It just happens to have the real world benefit of not having to worry about scenery damage as much. (Realistically, given how thick spaceship hulls would be, a small caliber bullet probably wouldn't be able to pierce the hull, but not using bullets would still be a good idea due to ricochet concerns or not wanting to damage equipment). That said, they are shown to penetrate thinner materials like air ducts.
 * Word of God was that it was a heavy duty PPG intended for infantry that the Ax Crazy assassin had to make sure that his target stayed dead.
 * Various police procedurals avert this all the time... at least for the crimes being investigated.
 * Aversion: In The Sarah Connor Chronicles premiere, Sarah ducks behind a recliner and is apparently magically safe from a semi-automatic. Police at the scene later disclose that the chair has been upholstered with Kevlar.
 * In the Dollhouse episode "Spy in the House of Love", DeWitt gets shot, with the bullet grazing the side of her abdomen. Blood splatters the window behind her, but the bullet itself mysteriously vanishes before it breaks the glass.
 * The death of Tara in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. As shocking and tragic as it is, there's still a certain amount of Fridge Logic as far as how Warren was able to accidentally shoot her in back, from the side.
 * There's also the part where the exit wound in Tara's front was catastrophic enough to produce a large blood spatter on the person standing one foot in front of her, but said person was not struck by the bullet. Hint for the production staff: 'exit' wounds are called that because they actually involve the bullet, y'know, exiting the body and continuing on to hit something else.
 * In addition, given that we know where the shooter was standing, where the victim was standing, and where the bullet entered the house (the bullet hole is clearly visible in the window), the shot is not geometrically possible unless the bullet makes a right-angle turn in mid-air. Not even a ricochet will explain it - drawing a straight line from where Warren is to the window, then continuing it, would have the bullet landing somewhere in the plaster ceiling. And even if there was some kind of ricochet it would have had to have struck Tara on the top of her head, not her back.
 * He'd also have to have made a three-corner bank shot, given that the angle of entry means that a ricochet off the ceiling would come back down at an oblique angle towards the far wall of the room and hit nothing but said far wall.
 * Played straight and averted in Star Trek. Phasers on low-powered "stun" settings typically won't damage equipment (other than display panels) or bulkheads if the security guys miss. But higher settings (and other energy weapons such as disruptors) will scorch walls, blow equipment up, or even blast a hole in the hull.
 * Averted pretty well in Breaking Bad, virtually any time guns are used. Mike once deliberately shoots a man in the head right through a wall, and gets a tiny bit of ironic justice when a bit of his ear gets grazed by one of many bullets passing right through a truck he happened to occupy. Another interesting example is Hank shooting one of Tuco's cousins in the head. The problem of messy walls with no bullet holes is averted by setting the scene outdoors.

Tabletop Games

 * The 'Call of Cthulhu (tabletop game) introductory adventure "Dead Man Stomp" opens with the PCs sitting at a table in a speakeasy with a man who gets shot in the head, and the text directly calls for one player to sustain mild mental trauma as blood from the victim's gaping exit wound splatters over him or her. Why they don't sustain physical trauma from the bullet that caused the exit wound is not mentioned.
 * a) Skulls are quite thick; a moderately-powerful bullet could curve just about any way you please punching through it, and b) Cthulhu Did It.
 * The problem with a) is that if the blood spatter from the exit wound is all landing on you, then the bullet exited directly facing you. If the bullet curved off to the side then the exit wound would likewise be oriented sidewise from you.

Truth In Television

 * A Discovery Channel documentary actually took Oswald's rifle as well as ammunition from the same factory lot that was found in the book depository, and duplicated six of the seven wounds. The seventh would have occurred as well had the bullet not expended extra energy striking and breaking two rib bones of Governor Connolly compared to only one in the original incident. Striking all debate about the surroundings of the assassination, the Discovery Channel's accomplishment in catching a single bullet on high-speed cameras striking seven separate targets and doing so within half an inch of the bulls-eye certainly qualifies for the trope.

Video Games

 * In many games, only specific types of guns will fire through multiple enemies, despite all of them leaving bloodstains on walls through exit wounds.
 * Resident Evil 2 has a scene in which a protagonist's gun is shot out of her hand, and after a short Cat Fight with her attacker, she recovers it (we know she didn't take the attacker's gun, because the attacker still has it later in the game). True to form, it still works like a charm.
 * In Half-Life 2, bullets (from the player's weapons, at least) seem to be unable to hurt plot-relevant characters or innocent civilians.
 * And, of course, a round damaging something (an enemy, a crate, whatever) would generally not penetrate to whatever was behind it unless it was explosive. (Not that one round matters much to the Combine.) Hunter flechettes, however, had an annoying tendency to stick to objects and then detonate, which would hit anyone trying to hide behind too-thin cover.
 * An actual magic bullet, the Patsy's Magic Bullet, functions as a homing, intelligent, powerful projectile which first appears in Worms 2. Some of its incarnations could actually phase through terrain. It was just about impossible to miss with the thing.
 * In Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Albus, not content with mere magic bullets, uses a MAGIC GUN. It never runs out of bullets, and it can fire magic spells (I kid you not). The player can even decide whether or not they wants the bullets to go through enemies(by holding the shooting button slightly harder).
 * A magic gun? Where'd he purchase that?
 * Averted and played straight in Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Spy" video. Averted when the RED Spy head shoots an Engineer, with the bullet (and, oddly, blood) traveling through the door the Engie had backed up against; then played straight when.
 * Also averted (sort of) in "Meet the Sniper", where a bullet hit a Heavy Weapons Guy to a Demoman through his whiskey bottle, shattering the bottle, putting the cork in the Demo's good eye, blinding him. In panic, his response is "blow shit up". Shit being himself, in this case.
 * Generally averted, but played straight as well in-game. Bullets leave marks on everything, but the bullets themselves disappear as soon as they hit something. As well, glass is never actually shattered, and any marks upon it will fade if you watch long enough.
 * In Xenogears this trope is taken literally in Billy's case. He uses two "ether guns" in his repertoire that do not require ammo and have elemental properties. His Humongous Mecha shares these same characteristics.
 * Taken to ridiculous levels in Borderlands, where bullets can paint the wall behind an enemy's skull a delicious crimson color with minimal effort or even splatter their entire body if powerful enough, but can't penetrate rusty sheet metal walls.
 * In Fallout 3, during VATS bullets can burst skulls, sever limbs, sever heads, and send the opponent flying across the landscape in beautiful slow motion, but they can't damage stationary scenery beyond bloodstains and cosmetic pock marks. It is perfectly viable to dodge gatling fire behind a broken plaster wall or wooden door, and you can even hide behind a dead tree or lamp post that is narrower than you - as long as you can't make eye contact, they won't fire. Grenades and missiles are the only observed exception.
 * If you've taken the Bloody Mess perk, your bullets patently defy common sense: shoot a guy in the head and his legs might fall off. However, in a rare display of sense, Blasting It Out of Their Hands does damage weapons.
 * Metal Gear Solid 3 has The Boss and her Patriot rifle, which already is hurting realism enough with its infinite ammo...then this happens. Bullets literally do not work that way. They fly in a more or less straight axis on the length of the slug, then tumble when they strike a target, ostensibly to increase the amount of damage caused by the bullet's travel through the target and to do more damage to internals on soft targets. If bullets flew the way they were depicted coming out of the Patriot, The Boss would have been lucky to hit any part of a barn, let alone the broad side, not to mention have pitiful penetrating power as a result of the energy wasted on air resistance.
 * The bullets WOULD tumble like that, if the Patriot's real-life counterpart was shortened that much. And the accuracy and power are countered by the gun having, as mentioned, UNLIMITED AMMO. The entire point of the gun is "More Dakka"
 * Played straight in some cases, averted in others, in Left 4 Dead and the sequel. Bullets can - and will - penetrate certain types of cover, and while their impacts on the infected may look extreme, it's somewhat justified considering the state the targets are in. Especially obvious is the Magnum, which can thoroughly destroy several lined-up infected with a single round. Unless you have fragmentation or incendiary rounds, which will only hit a single target. And yes, you can have incendiary and frag rounds in the grenade launcher as well.

Web Comics

 * Painfully averted in A Miracle of Science.

Western Animation

 * On Family Guy, Joe once shot a bird right in front of Peter without the bullet going through (though this was probably intentional).
 * And they once went paintballing with actual guns . . . inside the house. Despite mysteriously impermanent excessive property damage, I think only one person was shot.