Laser Feet

Laser Feet, the "Modern Perambulation Solution" is a weekly webcomic created by one Carefree J. “Disco Al” Shadow, Esq. Features include: puns, eyebrows, bears, cheese, puns, explosions, monocles, puns, etheric-ray feet, and bad puns. It updates fridays, except when it doesn't.

It may also (if the author's claims are true) deodorise one's dog.

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 * Absurdity Ascendant: Most things happen without reason: Faces explode, people go to pieces, signal drums are employed, and one man eats cheese.
 * Antiquated Linguistics: The Amazing Dr. Carefree's Etheric-Ray Feet
 * Author Guest Spot: He has the tituar laser feet, but mainly uses them for getting around.
 * But Wait! There's More!: The about page is written as an infomercial, and includes the line "but that's not all!"
 * Dada Comics
 * Don't Ask: ...Yes
 * Everything's Worse with Bears: The test pattern that is comic number 3.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: These appear regularly.
 * Lazy Artist: According to the creator, one of his flaws is that he "can't draw."
 * Meditation Powerup: In comic number five.
 * Rule of Funny
 * Unreadable Disclaimer: On the about page - "Terms and conditions liable to sudden, inexplicable, possibly illogical change." (Among other things).

"May cause spontaneous combustion in lab rats."