Potion Master's Corner/YMMV

""What's your real last name? Saunderstein?""
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: Snape
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: Randomly taking off his sock, and throwing it at Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia
 * Crosses the Line Twice: Is shocked to learn that Dylan Saunders (Dumbledore) is Jewish.

"Snape: Does this mean you'll be my friend?
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: After asking Joey Richter if he'll add him as a friend on Facebook, and Joey agrees.

Joey: We are friends.

Snape: [turns to camera] I made a friend."


 * Jerkass Woobie: Implied that the only reason acts like this is because he's afraid the other Starkids don't like him.