You Sexy Beast/Quotes

"Bill: Well, hopefully her pain will subside when a sweet, emo Frankenstein's Monster kid falls in love with her.

Mike: Followed by a gorgeous but misunderstood Mummy kid.

Kevin: Then a sad, sexy skeleton boy.

Bill: Then a few more rivals for her love will show up. A sweet, sensitive devil teen...

Mike: And a hunky but perfectly adorable ghost boy.

Kevin: Joined soon after by a beautiful, poetic Creature of the Black Lagoon kid, who gets so heart-broken, he flushes himself down the toilet.

Bill: Yes, all of them in love with the drippy girl."

- The Rifftrax crew on New Moon