Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S10/E05 The Blood Waters of Dr. Z/YMMV

"Crow: No love! Love is gone! So lost! Feeling panicky! No sense of self! Developing stress-disorders and inability to work with others!"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Crow's take on the doctor's soliloquy.
 * Pearl's love deprivation experiment on Mike and the 'Bots. After first confusing love with adding fractions and her recipe for puff pastry, she sends them a bucket labeled "Pearl's Love Stuff" (which contains such things as a stapler remover, a pawn shop receipt for a shot gun, a bottle of flavored gin, twelve hot pads, and a alternator), and then takes it away. Crow doesn't take it well.

"Crow: Whoa, nelly. What kinda lure were you usin' Mike? A grenade? Or...
 * During one of the side sections, when Mike and the bots are fishing from space:

Mike: Well, sometimes when you bring 'em through high orbit they'll freeze n' go through explosive decompression.

Tom Servo: Oh, that'll wreck your catch.

Mike: Yeah.

Tom Servo: Better throw it back."

"Voiceover of Dr. Leopold's Former Boss: Your theory is insane, doctor! Turning a man into a fish? I cannot approve funding for such an outrageous experiment!
 * Riff-wise, this just may be one of the greatest lines ever done:

Crow: ...Now pull up your pants and get out of my office!"


 * Squick: The chew tobacco scene.