The Amazing Atheist/Funny

"Cody: Your breath smells like a hooker's butthole. TJ: (deadpan) That's not a coincidence."
 * In Trailer Failure- "(After a series of double entendres) You know what my favorite part of the female anatomy is? The spleen. Followed by the appendix."
 * The Distressed Watcher dancing to the Legend Of Zelda theme.
 * His critique of the Idiot Plot in Revenge of the Sith and how obviously evil Palpatine was.. "Don't Worry. You'll get what's coming to you." "Oh good." and "that would be like creating a grenade that instead of exploding told you really boring stories in the hope that you would kill yourself.
 * "I gotta go to the bathroom for a minute."
 * in his Alejandro video he says "Dance gay nazi slaves DANCE."
 * Blueberry pie, blueberry pie!
 * This video.
 * "This is like what the other people in the JamesBond world do."
 * This video where he talked about how utterly depressed (and suicidal) he gets after getting Bella Swan as a result on "What Famous Book Character are You?" is pretty damn hilarious.
 * MARIO... IS... REAL!!!
 * "I fucking wanna know, how do you qualify real? 'If people know about it, then it's real, but Scooby Doo's not real, even though people do know about him. Why? Because Scooby Doo's a dog. Dogs don't fucking count!'"
 * "Mario's real! Congratulations, Internet! Mario is fucking real! *beat* MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOO! ITZA ME, MARIOOOOO! ITZA ME! I'M REAL NOW! I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, BUT I'M ALSO SOMEHOW FUCKING REAL!" All while jumping up in down in rage. Hilarious.
 * "Actually, yes, in order to be a Satanist, YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP SATAN." (And by extension, believe that he exists. You know, like how an atheist wouldn't?).
 * His response to the idiot asking him what God did to him: "He created YOU! YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON, YOU REPUGNANT PILE OF PUSILLANIMOUS SHIT! I DESPISE YOU SO!
 * TJ arguing with a Troll doll.
 * WHAT KINDA BREAD?!
 * Remember that time that your dad molested you?
 * "Remember that time...Cody Weber?"
 * His reaction to self-proclaimed psychic saying "Scientists come up with scientific explinations when they can't explain things".
 * I FAP IN DEFIANCE OF YOU, JESUS CHRIST LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!
 * The (apparently unscripted) end of the "RIOTS!" video. First TJ encourages Cody to step in front of the camera and say something significant (which results in, and then we get this gem:

""Number Zero - The Godfather Part II. I've never seen it, but a lot of people say it's good. So it probably is!""
 * The end of "Top Ten Sequels (that are better than the original).


 * BACON LORD! Sentences you to DEATH!!!