Sherlock Homes vs. Jack the Ripper

Sherlock Homes vs. Jack the Ripper is yet another story by "author" Sue Mary. Based on the "3009" adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, it follows the world's greatest detective taking on Jack the Ripper.

It begins with Sherlock and Watson "solving criem" in the comfort of their own home until Watson reads that Jack the Ripper is killing people (including his wife). They team up with a werewolf named Jacob to investigate a haunted mansion where Jack supposedly lives. Things only go downhill from there as Sherlock battles such foes as a zombified Albert Einstein and a Tyrannosaurus Rex Tryanonosauros Reks. Can they save the "city of Englond" from Jack the Ripper's horror?

See also, The Huemn Ceniped 2 The Humen Milipede and Teh Screaming of the Lambs for more of Sue Mary's "stories".

Do not confuse with the Frogwares Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper game.

This work provides examples of:

 * Aliens and Monsters: Sherlock and Watson battle wear-wolves, dinosaurs, and even a zombified Albert Einstein.
 * Bring My Brown Pants: When Watson first sees the haunted mansion, he "poppied his pants".
 * Also when he poops so much his pants "exlodd."
 * Card Carrying Villain: Jacob.
 * Jack the Ripper seems to be this, too.
 * Crack Fic: We hope it's intentional...
 * Fridge Logic: Sherlock breaks down the door of a haunted mansion, because knocking would be too loud and alert the criminal!
 * Funetik Aksent: "rited", "frend", "screemed" and more adorn the story's choice words.
 * And of course "NO WAY HOSE!".
 * Gasshole: Watson farted louder than the sun, and it was sooooo stonky!
 * Heroes Prefer Swords: The only weapons Sherlock uses in the story are his fists and "Xcalibar".
 * Laugh Track: Whenever Watson does something stupid, "da audience laffs".
 * Serial Escalation: The entire story.
 * She Is the King: possibly. The story is set during Victoria's reign, and the King is never referred to with male pronouns.