Curious George Goes to Paris

Curious George Goes To Paris is exactly what you think it is, till it gets worse. It's actually a Crack Fic set in World War II, and yes, Curious George actually takes a plane there. He uses inexplicable Kung Fu moves on Those Wacky Nazis & even kills Adolf Hitler. You can read it right here.

It's not quite as bad as My Immortal, but it's still pretty bad.

It uses the following tropes:

 * Anachronism Stew: Curious George uses a Mastercard to get to 1940s Germany.
 * Beige Prose
 * Big Bad: Hitler
 * Captain Obvious: "Perhaps it was a bad idea to visit Paris in the middle of World War II."
 * The Dragon: Captain Hook
 * Gory Discretion Shot: In a M-rated Fanfic? M Shyamalan would be proud.
 * Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act: Subverted, in that apart from all the modern inventions, the fic is taking place during WWII, and they do kill Hitler. It was very dramatic.
 * Insistent Terminology: Curious George and The Man In The Yellow Hat are always called Curious George & The Man In The Yellow Hat.
 * The Hit Flash: Yes, just like Adam West Batman.
 * Lampshade Hanging: It hangs a lantern on which parts are anticlimactic & even the end.
 * Rated M for Money, but there's no Money in Fan Fiction, so it's more like Rated M For The Hell Of It.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: Not as bad as some fics, but there's "it's" instead of "its" and "sight" instead of "site."
 * Time Skip: During a fight.
 * Truth in Television: Curious George was actually invented by two Jewish writers fleeing Germany during World War II. They first made a stop in Paris, then went to Brazil.
 * Unspoken Plan Guarantee: George and the Man in the Yellow Hat's plan to help Corporal McFluffin, which they explain to him but not the reader, seems to go smoothly until a Nazi tank arrives.