Or So I Heard



""Vince McMahon did stage his own death a couple of years ago, his limo blew up. How do I know that? I read it in a... in a book somewhere. I wouldn't have known it otherwise." [clears throat]"

- Chris Cotter, FOX Business

A trope wherein a character delivers some advice or information relating to a field which it would be incredibly embarrassing or contrary to their public image to know. For instance, Mannfred M. Manly informs you on the plot of My Little Pony, or Chastity McInnocence blurts out directions for Amsterdam's red light district. Whatever the subject and whomever the person, they then try to cover up their association with it by appending "Or So I Heard", "or so I've been told", "I read it in an article", etc.

Related to Suspiciously Specific Denial and It's for A Book.

Anime and Manga

 * Detective Conan - After giving a lengthy rant on subjects a six year old definitely shouldn't know about, Conan covers up (or at least, tries to) by saying "At least, that's what it said on TV!" (or something similar).
 * Ai used that once in a Non-Serial Movie, too.

Comics

 * Tonto says this when he is called out by the Lone Ranger in Dynamyte's comic book series.
 * Preacher (Comic Book): Cassidy, the Vampire -- "This gravy tastes like semen.." Seeming to understand the implication of his choice of words hastily adds "Or so I'd imagine".

Film
"Sister Mary Lazarus: Id rather sing than do anything.
 * Sister Act:

Sister Mary Patrick: It’s better than ice cream!

Sister Mary Lazarus: It’s better than springtime!

Deloris (as Sister Mary Clarence): It’s Better Than Sex. [Beat]. No, no, I’ve heard."

"Mal: "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.""
 * Serenity: Inverted during a dialog in the Firefly movie.

Literature
""They're the very devil to forge, I know that," said Moist. "Or so I've been told," he added quickly."
 * Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.

Live Action TV
"Crow: "Wanda Cannon"? That's a porno name if I've ever heard one!...Not that I've ever heard one. I don't subscribe to lots of publications or anything."
 * Mystery Science Theater 3000 - During The Atomic Brain, Mike compares a scene to The Facts of Life Go to Europe. ("Not that I've seen it...")
 * During the opening credits of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

"Ianto: Oh, they are. I remember this one time -
 * Ashes to Ashes: "It's like something out of a German porn film... apparently."
 * Father Ted: Uses this in one episode, wherein the titular character and his fellow priest, Father Dougal, accidentally find themselves in "Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand. Yeah I read that... somewhere."
 * Torchwood: uses this in the episode "Sleeper," when the Monster of the Week comments on Jack's bedside manner, Gwen responds "You should see his manners in bed, they're atrocious. Apparently, so I've heard..."

Jack: (coughs loudly)"

"Booth: Yeah, well, a woman finds out a man is cheating on her, she can get really angry. (Others stare at him) That's what I heard, okay?"
 * In the NCIS episode "Singled Out", McGee describes a speed dating service as "designed to introduce successful men to a wide assortment of eligible women. Each night brings the promise of romance and the chance of finding your soul mate." His team mates look at him questioningly and he hurriedly adds "... or so I've heard."
 * Bones: Not referring to a work of fiction specifically, but does reference this.

"Alexis: If I'd seen it, which I haven't."
 * Detective Beckett in Castle says this after making reference to Showgirls.
 * Alexis also does this when speaking about a specific scene from a horror movie she's not supposed to have seen, fairly unsubtly.

"The phone sex line dispatcher: It's not just about the sex. That's the part of this business most people don't understand. Guys call, girls call; they're looking for release. Sometimes, that release is sexual, but sometimes...
 * Even Castle himself does this once, regarding a phone sex line:

Castle: It's therapy. Beat Or... so I've been told."

"Neal: You'd need some muscle, a cargo plane, and a few grand in bribe money just to get started.
 * On an episode of Law and Order, Briscoe tells Curtis about a dockside location where detectives in the old days would go to waterboard difficult suspects. He immediately follows up with "or so I've heard."
 * In Boy Gone Astray an ex-boyfriend of ADA Connie Rubrirosa tells her and her boss information on various drug cartels. Quickly adding "So I hear" after each piece of information.
 * Cops L.A.C:, the detectives find a flyer for Romnett in a murder victim's house. A junior officer standing nearby tells them it's an internet dating site, "I've been told."
 * White Collar:

Peter: You would?

Neal: And who knows what else, because I have never considered stealing gems in Burma."

"Klinger: I get my lingerie from Chicago.
 * MASH:

Trapper: And it's beautiful. . . I hear."

"Pharmacy employee: He looked a little young for a penis pump.
 * One character on Little Britain is a retired actor who always steals his sister's Meals on Wheels dinners. He is very bad at hiding at, as he tends to praise the meals to the delivery boy's face, adding "Kitty said," when he realises he's almost given himself away.
 * Law and Order Special Victims Unit Season 12 Episode 9:

Detective Fin Tutuola: One of those vacuum tube things they sell on the back of magazines to make you bigger... (seeing Stabler's smirk) or so I've heard."

"Landlady: This is Ron Vibbentrop.
 * In a Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch about Nazis hiding in England:

Mr Johnson: Oh, not Von Ribbentrop, eh?

"Ron Vibbentrop": (shouting) Nein! Nein! (calms down) Oh. Ha ha. Different other chap. I in Somerset am being born. Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8... so they say!"


 * During the opening of one episode of The Colbert Report, Colbert gives "a shout-out to all of my Bronies", followed by an insincere "And I do want to reiterate that I do not know what that means."

Radio
"Humph: Who is the odd one out of Henry Ford, Fred Astaire, Winston Churchill and Abraham Lincoln? ...I'm sorry, Tim, the answer is Henry Ford. His hat size was six-and-seven-eights, and the others were all seven-and-one-eighths. And I have to tell you that these are all true, I don't believe this--six-and-seven-eights?
 * The Devil in Old Harrys Game does this whenever he is describing one of his own deeds while disguised as a mortal.
 * In an episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, the panellists are playing a game based on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...except all about hats.

Tim: That's tiny! That's a schoolboy's size! ...I'm told."

Video Games
"Mordin: Salarians created genophage - I've heard. Still trust them with medicines and agriculture?
 * Ace Attorney: There's a running joke that Miles Edgeworth is a big fan of the tokusatsu Show Within a Show Steel Samurai, although he tries to distance himself from it. He invokes Or So I Heard a lot when
 * Optional dialogue in Mass Effect 2 between Mordin and a krogan scientist.

Fortack: Yeah, yeah, what else can the salarians can do to us at this point? It's not like they can make us even more infertile. Actually, wait, forget I said anything."

Webcomics
"Cuz that's when you black out and come to stark 'naked with your ankles behind your head and some guy you don't even know licking your asshole...or so I hear."
 * This strip from Loserz.

"It's not as good since Brock left. At least that's what Walkerton tells me."
 * This strip from It's Walky.

"They don't taste like real bacon...or so I've been told."
 * Shabot6000 asked a Rabbi about Kosher Bacos:


 * Buck Godot Zap Gun for Hire: "Gosh... That could explain... (beat) Uh... All sorts of things. That I've heard. From other people."
 * Most Definitely Not Ferretina in Girl Genius side story, on giant rabbits.
 * Big Boss remembers The End in The Last Days of Foxhound.

Web Original
"Tim Minchin: All of a sudden the magic that is Mariah Carey is gone. It's like watching a cheap drag show, but without the intrigue of transvestism. [pause] To my knowledge."
 * This comic based on Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series.
 * Tim Minchin tells of a time when he caught Mariah Carey lipsynching.

"207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)
 * Skippys List has examples:

209. An airsickness bag is to be used for airsickness *only*. (Also not a Skippy-ism...this was the same dinner.)"

Western Animation
"Mr. Stotch: Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
 * South Park episode "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" plays this for laughs; all the men in town only have to hear the title "Backdoor Sluts 9" and they all know exactly which porn it is.

Mr. Brovloski: It is the most depraved, vile porno ever made...

Mrs. Brovloski: And how do you know?

Mr. Brovloski: I, uh, read about it in People."

""A ficus? That's gonna need more light... not that, I would know.""
 * The Fairly Odd Parents: When Wanda takes over her father's business, she put a ficus in the meeting room. One of the men comments on a gardening tip for it, then quickly invokes this trope when the others stare at him surprised.

Real Life
""The soup tasted the way I imagine packet soups would taste.""
 * Actual quote from a review by Germany's leading culinary critic Wolfram Siebeck:

""Yeah, if you cut the quadriceps right here, the other guy will drop like a rock."
 * Sometimes, this can happen when trying to teach Martial Arts to others.

"... Not that I would know personally, though.""