Matter of Life and Death/Playing With

Basic Trope: A Stock Phrase thrown in the face of those obstructing you in -- a matter of life and death.
 * Straight: The Obstructive Bureaucrat dallies over handing out the antibiotics; Jack screams this is a Matter of Life and Death.
 * Exaggerated: The Obstructive Bureaucrat dallies over letting Jack into the weapon that will destroy the alien fleet before it destroys Earth; Jack screams this is a Matter of Life and Death.
 * Justified: It really is a matter of utmost seriousness.
 * Inverted: Serious Business
 * Subverted: Jack throws the phrase about a game of chess.
 * Double Subverted: But it's a chess game of cosmic significance.
 * Chess With Death
 * Parodied: The Obstructive Bureaucrat stentoriously declares about it about anything which might conceivable at some point be a factor in a hypothetical death.
 * Deconstructed: Jack throws it about in an effort to jump the line and get antibiotics, although everyone else in the line is also trying to get antibiotics for the dying.
 * Reconstructed: But Jack's trying to get it for the technicians who could manufacture more.
 * Zig Zagged: ???
 * Averted: Everyone treats the matter with proper urgency, and it doesn't get shouted.
 * Enforced: "We need some drama about getting it; have someone obstruct it so Jack can shout about how it's a Matter of Life and Death."
 * Lampshaded: ???
 * Invoked: ???
 * Defied: "..and no matter how frustrated I get, I'm not going to resort to florid expressions like 'this is a matter of life and death.'"
 * Discussed: ???
 * Conversed: ???

The Matter of Life and Death page is technically a "Matter Of Life And Death"...but it's not an actual matter of life and death. Am I clear?