The Book of Mormon (theatre)/Funny

Relating to the Broadway Musical
Oh Jesus Christ (of Latter Day Saints), where do we start? "Elder Price: You have to stop saying that! Elder Cunningham: Hasa diga-- Price: No! It means something bad! Cunningham: What? Price: They are saying "F you!" to the Heavenly Father. Cunningham: "F you, Heavenly Father?!?!" Holy Moley! I said it like 13 times!"
 * HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!
 * When Elders Price and Cunningham are waiting for their plane, an African sunset backdrop suddenly falls while a woman dressed in a Lion-King style costume leaps out and sings an Expy of the opening vocals to The Circle of Life. The curtain then drops to reveal it was just a surprise to send the boys off to Africa
 * "Hasa Diga Eebowai"--both the reveal that it means "Fuck you God!" and the Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion when Hatimbi introduces his daughter.
 * From "Hasa Diga Eebowai":

"Elder Price: Even though people wanted to see the golden plates, Joseph never showed em.... Villager:(in a deep, operatic voice) I haveeeee maggots in my scrotemmmm! Elder Price: Uh, okay (continues on)"
 * From "All American Prophet", in the middle of the song...

"Gotswana: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
 * Joseph Smith and the Mormons boogying it up in the background while Elder Price sings also qualifies
 * Man Up, hilarious as it is just on the recording, is 10000x funnier on stage when Arnold, in his quest to man up, stabs a monster in the face and defeats Vader while declaring he is not his father.
 * From the same song: "Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen? More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?"
 * Elder Cunningham's version of the Book of Mormon (with all the fantasy and sci-fi references). Especially at the end, when it's used to threaten General Butt Fucking Naked.
 * The chorus to "Making Things Up Again" becomes funnier and funnier when Arnold's conscience takes the form of his father, Joseph Smith and Moroni. Uhura, Frodo and Sam, and Yoda.
 * From the same song:

Arnold: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!

Gotswana: How do you know? Christ never nothin' about no clitoris!

Arnold:...YES! YES HE DIIID!"

"Elder Price: Wow! I'm in Orlando! It's weird, cause I don't even remember how I got here..."
 * "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"
 * "I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!"
 * "Jesus hates you, this we know. For Jesus just told you so."
 * The SMHD costumes alone are hysterical, from Halloween-style devil outfits with plastic pitchforks to maple doughnut hats to demons wearing giant coffee cups (who torture Kevin by force-feeding him coffee) to sparkly black top hats and waistcoats.
 * Elder Mc Kinley randomly showing up, swanning around in a sparkly turtleneck and feather boa before giving a demon a blowjob.
 * The transition into "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream", particularly for fans of Inception

"Elder Mc Kinley: We've all had the spooky Mormon hell dream. Heck, I have it every night!"
 * When the elders then discuss the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream:

"General: ...The fuck is this?"
 * I have maggots in my SCROOOOOOTUUUUUUUUM!!!!
 * "I Believe" is a funny enough song as is. The fact that Elder Price is practically prancing up to a maniacal warlord and grabbing his hand, however, makes it priceless - the only reason that the General's men aren't shooting him is because they're too confused by what's going on.

"Elder Price: Well, if it isn't Elder Cunningham! The super-mormon!"
 * "I believe... that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!" followed by the choir echoing "black people!".
 * Elder Price, after having the Book of Mormon shoved up his ass, gets completely wasted...on coffee.

""Hello, my name is Elder Butt Fucking Naked.""
 * This is followed up by his monologue on why he became such a devout Mormon.
 * It's hard to describe "Joseph Smith American Moses", but... "Joseph Smith, magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young, frog on his clit face!"
 * "Compassion! Courtesy! Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!"
 * The costumes and choreography.
 * Also, the summation at the end of the song: "Joseph Smith, AIDS frog; Brigham Young, clit face; Shit come out the butt; Jesus says 'fuck, fuck,' Mormons!"
 * The ending with the Ugandan Elders. "Hello, my name is Elder Matumbo..."


 * "And if you put that gun down I will--oh, okay, I'll leave!"
 * I STILL HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!