Moetan/Quotes

Gratuitous English quotes. Some of the references have been potholed. Due to the target audience, assume that all of these also reference Otaku.


 * Episode 1
 * "Don't you think that magical girls look the same even after they transform?"
 * "I got episode twelve for that. Do you want to copy it?"
 * "It's great that the animation staff go all out with the quality of an anime's first episode."


 * Episode 2
 * "You will see the tears of time!"
 * "He went deep into the Indian mountains for his wrestling training."
 * "Isn't there too much late night anime? I wonder if the production staff is OK."
 * "No attacking during transformation scenes!"


 * Episode 3
 * "TV stations get angry when deliveries are late."
 * "Limited edition item reservations are one per person!"
 * "Even though I don't want really inexpensive figures, I just buy them because they're cheap."


 * Episode 4
 * "Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms are extremely Moe!"
 * "Anime staff don't usually have meetings in the morning."
 * "Late night TV anime overlap so I have trouble recording them."


 * Episode 5
 * "The last episode had all of America in tears!"
 * "You can only read Saki Sensei's comics in ...."
 * "No one needs the green member."
 * "I got mad at the enemy attack so I threw down my portable game system and it broke."


 * Episode 5.5
 * "Late night TV anime overlap so I have trouble recording them."
 * "The anime world and reality are different. But I am happy with that."
 * "Whether or not it's wrapped in plastic, it's basic knowledge that you buy the manga that's the second or third in the stack!"
 * "When buying a trading figure box, it's a given that you look for where the secret ones are kept!"


 * Episode 6
 * "I didn't feel relaxed when I went to ordinary cafes, my body just isn't used to it."
 * "No one will pick up your clothes after you die."
 * "Plunder money and riches from the people to save the world."


 * Episode 7
 * "I can't help buying figures of characters I don't even like, just because I can see their breasts."


 * Episode 8
 * "When I listened to anime songs loudly in my car, pedestrians turned to look."


 * Episode 9
 * "Codes that max out your money and level are a must for game-playing Japanese salarymen."
 * "When I go there, I can't help buying oden-kan even though I'm not hungry."
 * "I can't throw away the limited edition sticker that's on DVD packaging."


 * Episode 10
 * "I get a little embarrassed reserving anime CDs at regular CD stores."


 * Episode 11
 * "A commander once said that, 'I have a good idea.'"
 * "You must complete the entire series of capsule toys that you want."


 * Episode 12
 * "It must be a plot by the makers to just change the special features, but keep the same contents."
 * "I really wonder how you say panchira in English."
 * "Dialogue dubbing for Moetan always starts at 10 am. That's why I am sleepy."


 * Episode 13
 * "Everyday shopping is fun, because the convenience store staff speaks in an anime voice."
 * "I want those giant heroes that destroy cities to consider TPO when fighting." -
 * "My teacher told me that watching |this anime won't improve my English."