Spork

"Spork" is used as a term to mock and criticize So Bad Its Good and So Bad Its Horrible works, since sporks have the right size and shape to dig out an eye. A bad Fanfic, for example, can be described as "It sporked me.", i.e: so bad it made me want to take my eyes out so I wouldn't have to view it any more.

Not to be confused with "sporking", another name for MS Ting.