Chess



""Of chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not chess.""

- William Ewert Napier (1881-1952)

This article is about the game. See Chess for The Musical.

Chess is a Turn Based Strategy tabletop board game, and is one of the most influential games in history. It is at least Older Than Feudalism; it has more scholarship and study devoted to it than any other game, with only Go coming close; it contains more possible directions a match can go than there are atoms in the entire universe; and it has a play named after it.

The game of chess is thought to have originated in India, possibly as a teaching tool for educating royalty in the practice of leading an army. Its exact origins are Shrouded in Myth; at least one legend attributes the very first game of chess as a reenactment of an actual battle. Whatever its exact origins, the game quickly spread westward into Persia, and from there (with a little help from Islamic invaders) to the Middle East and Europe. The game as it exists now came into being in the 15th century, when the game was overhauled to increase the maneuverability of the pieces and reduce the amount of time it took to play a single game. The most notable changes were the Queen changing from being able only move one square at a time diagonally to being the strongest piece on the board, Pawns being able to move two squares on their first move, and Bishops now able to move any number of squares diagonally rather than being limited to exactly two (an incredible limitation which restricted it to only 8 squares on the whole board, even if it did leap over an intervening piece of either colour).

Chess is played on a checkered board with 64 squares in an 8-by-8 arrangement. The initial setup is literally a Mirror Match; Black's setup is the reverse of White's, so that the respective Kings and Queens appear to be facing one another. (The simple mnemonic is that the Queen is fashionable and should always start on a square of her own color.) Another mnemonic is that Dames are set up on D squares (algebraic notation)

The King is the heart of the player's force. If he is ever in "check," a position in which he can be captured on the next turn, his player must take action to protect his King; it is literally against the rules to leave the King in check. He must either move the King out of the line of fire, interpose another piece between King and attacker, or capture the attacker. The King is also not allowed to move into or through check. This is how victories are accomplished in chess: you trap the opponent in a situation where his King is not only in check, but he has no options that would not result in his King still being in check at the end of his turn. This situation is called "checkmate," and delivering checkmate upon your opponent is how you win the game.

Pieces include:
 * Pawns: Representing infantry, each player starts with eight of these, filling the entire second row forward from each side. They move one square forwards at a time, except for an optional two squares when moved for the first time; when capturing another piece, they must move one square diagonally forward to do so. Beginning players tend to write them off as useless and obstructive, but players of skill know they are one of the most critical parts of the game. If a pawn makes it all the way to the farthest row on the board, they're instantly upgraded into any piece of their player's choosing, usually a Queen.
 * Rooks: Two per player; famously shaped like castles. Originally representing war chariots or siege towers. They can move any number of squares forwards, backwards, left, and right.
 * Knights: Two per player. The horses; probably the most recognized board game piece in the world. Represent armoured cavalry. They move two squares forwards, backwards, left, or right, and then one square at right angles to that move. They are the only pieces that can jump over others, and the only ones that can threaten a queen without putting themselves in danger.
 * Bishops: Two per player. Have a top shaped like a bishop's miter. They originally represented war elephants, but such were unknown in Europe (Hannibal Barca notwithstanding) and the imagery eventually aligned to the environment. Can move any number of squares diagonally.
 * In French, they're called fou (the fool, or jester). In German, they're Läufer (runner). And in Russian, slon (elephant). In Finnish, lähetti (messenger/courier). Go figure.
 * In Russian, they are sometimes called "officers". Again, go figure.
 * Queen: One per player. Usually the second largest piece, and tends to have a small knob on its coronet-shaped top. Can move any number of squared left, right, forwards, backwards, or diagonally, thus combining the powers of rook and bishop.
 * King: One per player. Traditionally the tallest piece, and commonly has a cross on its top. Can move a single square forwards, backwards, left, right, or diagonally. Again, your goal as a player is to make it impossible for your opponent to prevent his king from being captured. If neither side can accomplish this, the game is a draw. A weak piece in the beginning and middle of the game, but surprisingly strong in the end game.

The analytical and strategic nature of chess has led to the popular assumption that being good at chess is a sign of unusual intelligence. The Chessmaster gets his name from his ability to manipulate people and events as if they were pieces on a chessboard as well as his ability to "think three moves ahead." Shows with a rather cerebral and complex plot may employ Chess Motifs to abstract the details of the unfolding story. Finally, it just so happens to be the preferred game of The Grim Reaper (except in the Discworld, where he can never remember how the little horse-shaped pieces move).

There is a great deal of scholarship on how to play chess, including ideas on the best way to respond to to a kingside pawn, a rook, the Nimzo-Indian Defense, or an opponent who's just had a cheeseburger. Without boring you, there are several basic ways to figure out who's winning at any given moment. The player with the material advantage has, simply, more or better pieces ("material") to his name. The player with the positional advantage has more control of the board. The player with better development has more pieces in position to strike or defend, an important consideration when your stronger pieces start way back at home row and (even worse) have their movement options limited by your own pawns. And the player with "initiative" is the one calling the shots, while the other one's just trying to keep up, as one is wont to do when just been engulfed by a Xanatos Gambit. (Or when you're about to unleash your own...)

Here's where the real insanity comes up: advantage in one area can make up for disadvantage in the others. Worse, in some cases, having any of these advantages can actually be a disadvantage: there are situations in which you lose because you have an extra pawn, or because it's your turn. So you gotta pick and choose -- especially since it's difficult to have an have advantage in all these areas at once (unless you're way better than your opponent). That said, chess has an Unstable Equilibrium and once a side gets too far behind, they can only hope their opponent blunders the game away. Accordingly, experts frequently resign before an inevitable checkmate.

Chess gives us the oft-misunderstood word "gambit". In chess parlance, a "gambit" is an opening strategy in which material is offered in exchange for positional advantage. While all strategy is about taking risks, a gambit has nothing to do etymologically with something being a gamble. It's actually derived from an Italian wrestling term, dare il gambetto, which describes a type of leg tripping motion. A gambit is a strategy which exchanges a disadvantage of one type in exchange for an advantage of a different type -- and not a bet, wager, or crazy stunt with a Million-to-One Chance of success. In games that start out as a Mirror Match, a gambit instantly makes the situation highly asymetrical, but it remains unclear which player's advantage will ultimately prove stronger. If a plan gains a clear overall advantage for one player over the other, that's not a gambit, it's just a mistake on the part of the losing player and/or superior play from the winner.

Also note that one player cannot force a gambit on another. To "offer" a gambit, one player deliberately flaunts a piece (typically a pawn, but not always) as bait, where it can be taken freely, but at the risk of causing the other player to get out of position and be subsequently outflanked. Once the gambit is offered, the opponent can either accept the gambit, trading positional disadvantage for material advantage, or decline the gambit, maintaining (rough) parity of material and position. So we can all use it correctly now. (Also, keep in mind that Genre Savvy has nothing to do with this; because chess is Serious Business, competitive players are Crazy Prepared on most common gambits, and can probably recite to you from memory the sequence of moves you hoped to use on them. This is why The Chessmaster is named the way he is: he not only can see your plan coming from a mile off, he's probably used it himself a time or two. Or six.)

Note too that gambits are only one tactic. Others include forks (where a Knight attacks two pieces or more without being attacked himself, so if you save one, you lose the other), pins (when a piece cannot move as if it did a better piece would be captured), and sacrifices (gambits Up to Eleven in where a strong piece, even the Queen, is given away for a decisive advantage, usually for an attack against the enemy King), which generally take advantage of overloading and interference among the opponent's pieces. Chess strategy has a language all of its own.

Though the modern game has long been dominated by players from the former USSR, with most of the world's top 20 (human) players born there, as of early 2010 this includes only two of the world's top six. At present, the current World Champion is Indian Grandmaster Viswanathan Anand... bringing things to something of a full circle.

Related games include Shatranj, Xiangqi, Janggi, Makruk, Sittuyin, Go, and Shogi.

The game is the Trope Maker of:

 * Chess Motifs
 * Chess With Death

The game is the Trope Namer of:

 * Cosmic Chess Game
 * Crazy People Play Chess
 * Human Chess
 * The Chessmaster
 * The Pawn
 * Unwitting Pawn
 * Smart People Play Chess
 * Variant Chess
 * Xanatos Speed Chess
 * And a partial Trope Namer for any trope whose name includes the word "Gambit". Although the chess meaning ("a chess opening in which a player risks one or more pawns or a minor piece to gain an advantage in position") is far more specific than its metaphorical usage ("a calculated move or ploy; an opening move meant to gain advantage"), the usage from chess is older (1656 vs. 1855, according to the Online Etymology Dictionary.)

The game provides examples of:
""I like the moment when I break a man's ego."
 * Action Girl: The queen.
 * Dark Action Girl: The Black queen.
 * All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Breaking in your opponent's home row can allow you to do some serious damage.
 * Alternate Universe: High-level analysis of completed chess games consist entirely of explorations of what would have happened if different moves had been made in critical positions. In fact, there is a near-universal convention, when games are analyzed in print, that moves in bold are those that actually took place, while those in normal typeface are the alternate possibilities.
 * Correspondence chess, in where the players may take several days, or weeks, to select a single chess move, is all about checking different "timelines", about the alternate possibilities that would appear from the current position, both from oneself and the opponent. And "transpositions", when the same position is reached by a different move order, is like jumping from one Alternate Universe to another.
 * Amazon Brigade: If you stop to think about how pawns can promote into not just queens, but also any of the other pieces besides the king--knights, bishops, and rooks--you start wondering if maybe the king is the only actual male on your force, if promoted pieces are indistinguishable from initial pieces.
 * Anthropomorphic Personification : Caissa, goddess of chess. Yes, chess players have even invented their own goddess. Really.
 * Attack Attack Attack: Some players adopt this as their plan, organizing an attack on enemy king before developing all of their pieces and careless about weaknesses in their position. Games of such players usually last short number of moves, whether they won or lost.
 * Attack Pattern Alpha: Openings. "Start with a conventional Ruy Lopez, and if Black moves into the Cordel Defence, take the game into the Benelux Variant. If they opt for an Open Defence, try to press them into using the Riga Variation rather than the main line, though the Dilworth Attack also leads to an interesting endgame..."
 * Times five thousand...
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: A piece's rank is roughly equivalent to its value and its power on the board. Subverted in the case of the King, however; while he's the most important piece, he has less movement-per-turn range than any other piece save the pawn. Until the final part of the game in which becomes a double subversion.
 * Awesome but Impractical: Any fork that threatens three or more pieces, instead of just two; only one can be taken anyway.
 * Potentially subverted in the rarer but notable positions where the target for capture is not, between the targets eventually remaining, the one which has the highest material value, or when further forced moves enable the capture of both pieces.
 * The queen is the most mobile (and valuable) piece on the board (and can even end the game within 2-4 moves versus a terrible opponent). She usually doesn't join the action until some of the early carnage has settled down or a favorable pawn structure has developed, as having her being chased around by lesser pieces tends to be counter-productive.
 * Also see all the stunning 3D-chess tables like the one above that is found in computer chess games. Everyone still just uses 2D view due to visibility.
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning: Pawn promotion.
 * Badass Normal: There are some powerful Pawn attacks available, position permitting.
 * Batman Gambit: Most actual chess gambits (in which material is given up for a strong attack) are examples of this. A computer might be able to find the winning line for the defender easily, but good luck trying to fight through the pressure over the board...
 * Possibly the epitome of this trope in chess would be the "swindle". A player at a severe disadvantage (in a seemingly "lost" position) makes a clever move that, if misinterpreted, can allow him to draw the game or even win.
 * Battle Couple: The King and the Queen.
 * Bilingual Bonus: The words "check" and "checkmate" come from the Persian Shāh and Shāh Māt, meaning "The King" and "The King is Helpless" respectively.
 * "Zugzwang", from the German "compulsion to move". A situation where the player would be best served by skipping his turn as every single option at his disposal would make things worse, but the rules state that a move must be taken.
 * "Zwischenzug", from the German "intermediate move". An unexpected move inserted into an otherwise predictable sequence, confusing the player on the receiving end and resulting in a situation worse than he expected after the sequence.
 * Bolivian Army Ending: Unless it's a draw, the game ends this way. The king has no way to escape, but you'll never see him getting captured.
 * Broken Pedestal: Bobby Fischer helped get a lot of kids playing chess in school. It's pretty sad that the man later turned out to be a) viciously antisemitic (despite having Jewish ancestors himself!) and b) overjoyed at what happened to America on 9/11.
 * Considering that Fischer was convinced to his death that the Soviet Union had had a tracking/recording device implanted in one of his teeth sometime during the early 1980s (in revenge for his taking the World Championship from Boris Spassky), he stands as the modern benchmark for a disturbing pattern of everything from paranoia to complete psychological breakdown prominent in the lives of more than a few of the history's better players. See Nightmare Fuel below.
 * Calling Your Attacks: What the announcer stereotypically does in tournament play.
 * Chekhov's Gun - Certain pieces inevitably end up this way, especially pawns. Their positioning early on can determine whether a match is a win, loss or draw.
 * The Chessmaster: You, if you're good enough. Naturally, it's the Trope Namer.
 * The world regulatory body, FIDE (Fédération Internationale des Échecs) has several rankings for extremely high quality players. The best known is "Grandmaster" generally indicating that you've either been World Champion or very, very good. For the record, in the unlikely event that you won the World Championship without already possessing the rank of Grandmaster, the rank would unquestionably be awarded right on the spot. In fact, it would be impossible to even challenge for the World Championship without having won the right to do so in tournament play - winning this right would alone qualify the player for grandmaster status.
 * Church Militant: The Bishop.
 * OK, DEVIOUS, DON'T MOVE!
 * His failure to protect lesser clergymen may be attributable to his inability to move orthogonally...
 * The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: While chess computers don't cheat by breaking the rules of the game, they are capable of analyzing millions of positions per second, which allows them to beat humans with ease.
 * Cool Horse: The Knight.
 * Crippling Overspecialization: The vulnerability of the rook and bishop to attack from diagonally and horizonally, respectively.
 * Critical Existence Failure: Checkmate in less than ten moves tends to feel like this. (Keep in mind that there are only a few ways to lose in that short a time, and most of them require you to either be Genre Blind, be carrying the Idiot Ball, Too Dumb to Live, or flat-out playing to lose.)
 * Or a very new player against a more experienced one. Even capable rookies can fall for a four or five move mate if they haven't seen it before.
 * In a complex game, checkmates can come out of seemingly nowhere, it really is possible to lose a game before the action started. Of course, less complex games can also fall victim to this; see also Scholar's Mate.
 * Quicker (and more humiliating still) is the Fool's mate, ending the game in two moves. Falling victim to this one is a mistake few players ever make, and only once in a lifetime.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Matches can be horribly one-sided with one player casually slaughtering the other's pieces before finding (or if they're cruel or lack the killer instinct, exploiting) an opening for a checkmate. Especially common between lower-level players with enough skill to exploit an obvious blunder but not always to avoid making one.
 * Deliberately Monochrome: Most sets are black and white, or just plain dark and light.
 * Denial of Diagonal Attack: Rooks can only attack vertically or horizontally, but they can travel any number of squares in that direction. Inverted by Bishops and Pawns, who can only attack diagonally.
 * Diagonal Speed Boost: Averted for the bishop since it can't turn while moving so it takes two turns to get to a position that the castle rook could reach in one. Played straight for the king.
 * Played straight for the bishop since it can reach a position in one move that would take the rook two. Also, for the rook to hit its top speed a file has to be cleared of friendly pawns; it is much easier for a diagonal to be cleared for the bishop.
 * The King also has more options when moving diagonally. Richard Reti wrote an endgame study invoking this.
 * Discard and Draw: The Bishop's range was greatly increased, but it lost the ability to jump over pieces.
 * The Dragon/The Lancer: The Queen, depending on which side she's on.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him: Since a pawn could upgrade into a queen upon reaching the other end, it makes one wonder...
 * Everything Trying to Kill You: Mobile turrets?!
 * Siege towers are mobile, of course. Which doesn't stop some people depicting them as stone towers.
 * Expansion Pack: There are a cavalcade of Chess variants, some more (or less) bizarre than others. Some examples include:
 * "Fairy" Chess -- Chess with a bigger board and additional pieces, such as an Archbishop (a Knight/Bishop combo), and a Chancellor (a Knight/Rook combo)
 * Fischer Random Chess Chess-960 -- where the starting positions are randomized through some kind of means (dice rolls, computer, etc.), but maintain some basic elements; e.g. Bishops must be on opposite colors, the King must be between both rooks)
 * Kung-Fu Chess -- You can move any time you want to as long as your hands are fast enough.
 * Hexagon Chess -- Combines chess with a Beehive Barrier board
 * Shahmot -- Multiplayer chess on a diamond board (free-for-all or team variants available)
 * Three-Dimensional Chess: started out as a "futury" background prop on Star Trek, later had rules codified for it and became fairly popular in Real Life. Consists of three main boards on different levels with two small 2x2 "attack boards" which may be shifted with a piece on them to another position in lieu of a normal move.
 * Less popular fictional chess variants include Discworld's Stealth Chess, which has two "assassin" pieces whose exact position is always uncertain.
 * Chessboxing (which is both Crazy Awesome and probably requires Crazy Awesome people to participate!). Alternating rounds of speedchess and fisticuffs. Victory is given to the first to check mate the opponent, by points or by knockout.
 * Geo-Chess: Chess played on a donut-shaped board with three players. Each player has twice as many of each piece except the king and queen. Pawns can move forward/back and left/right one square at a time, and there are six grey rectangles the size of two squares that allow bishops to change colors. Optional rules allow for each player to respawn each piece once. Picture here: http://www.abstractstrategy.com/geo-chess.html
 * Bughouse: a two-on-two variant where your teammate plays the opposite color. When you capture a piece on your board, you give it to him and he can spawn it on his board, anywhere. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Crazyhouse: A 2 player variant of Bughouse that's all about captured pieces being brought Back From the Dead but now playing for the other side.
 * Byzantine, or Round Chess: Played on a circular board with sixteen sectors and four concentric rings. Simulates making the board into a cylinder.
 * Cold War Chess: Played on a standard board in standard configuration. No captures are allowed until one of the kings has been placed in check.
 * Four Man Chess. Two teams of two people, each controlling one side of the board. The twist? You are not allowed to discuss the game, even in code, with your teammate. Leads to a lot of frustration if your partner can't read the board or your mind.
 * Kriegspiel: Chess played blind. Two players play on separate boards, each not seeing the other. They have to deduce the layout of their opponent's pieces with the help of a referee who tells them whether the move they just made was legal or not, and/or if it captured an opposing piece!
 * Great, huge list of them, the "Recognized Variants" section contains the best ones for the most part: http://chessvariants.org/Gindex.html
 * Five-Man Band: Since it's about perspective, your white chess pieces can be sorted out into one of these.
 * The Chick: The Queen is the Token Girl. But she's the opposite of useless.
 * The Lancer: The Knight.
 * The Smart Guy: The Bishop.
 * The Hero: The King. Without him, the band falls apart.
 * The Big Guy: The Rook, your main line of defense.
 * In a black piece Five-Bad Band the roles line up a bit differntly.
 * Big Bad: The King
 * The Dragon: The Queen, mixture of Baroness and Dragon-in-Chief
 * The Brute: The Rook
 * The Evil Genius: The Bishop
 * The Dark Chick: More The Knight than the queen, they move quirkily, they're horses and they have the most different strategy.
 * Five Temperament Ensemble
 * The Queen is Sanguine
 * The Rook is Choleric
 * The Bishop is Melancholic
 * The King is Phlegmatic
 * The Knight is Supine
 * Fragile Speedster: The bishop. It can move from one end of the board to another in a single move, but isn't particularly powerful.
 * Freaky Is Cool: One of the most popular areas of chess theory, for everyone from amateurs to Grandmasters, has been to explore and experiment with truly bizarre openings, and discover if there are viable possibilities for success among them.
 * Gambit Pileup: This is how many strategies end up, especially on the advanced levels of play.
 * Even more so in variants such as cutthroat forchess.
 * Gender Bender: For some reason, the pawn's sex is flexible enough for it to promote to a queen or a bishop (or a stone tower).
 * "And they let children play this, you say."
 * If you think about it, the "queen" could actually be a "queen's champion;" the best of the royal knights. Or, as mentioned below, a vizier.
 * Wouldn't that be the knight on the b-file, the queen knight?
 * Gender Flip: The Queen was originally a vizier or royal advisor in the Eastern version of the game.
 * It is occasionally called hetman (high military commander, a marshal, let's say) in Polish, thus keeping his gender.
 * In fact, based on the official Polish names for chess pieces, it is incorrect to call it the "queen" rather than the "hetman". Most casual players still say "Queen".
 * In Hungarian, the name of the Queen is still "vezér", however non-professional players call it queen. (this tendency can be observed with other pieces, the knight is officially a hussar, but often called horse, and the pawns are infantrymen, but called peasants)
 * Glass Cannon: The Queen and the Rook.
 * Glorious Mother Russia: Russians love chess, as everybody knows.
 * God Save Us From the Queen
 * Guide Dang It: While most people can tell you the general rules and basic advanced moves of chess like castling, there are some moves that very few nonprofessional players know about or bother to remember, chief among them the En Passant maneuver, where a player with a pawn in position to capture an enemy pawn if it moves forward one space, and the opponent moves it two spaces forward to evade the capture, the offensive player may move his pawn as if the defending player only moved forward one space. It's a move guaranteed to have a casual player cry foul and be appropriately embarrassed when they find out that it's perfectly legal.
 * Guilt Free Extermination War: Why are you trying to capture all of the enemy's pieces? Because they're on the other side, of course!
 * Heart Is an Awesome Power/Lethal Joke Character: As mentioned above, pawns are some of the most important pieces in the game. This is because of two factors; Their ability to become any piece other than a king if they cross the length of the board, and the aforementioned fact that every piece is captured in one shot. Because of the number and general lack of value of pawns, people are therefore quite obviously loathe to place their significantly more versatile pieces where pawns can threaten them. Thusly, the position and placement of pawns, known as pawn structure, dictates where and how the game is played. The "father of modern (actually strategic; modern means something different now) chess", Francois Philidor, famously said that "Pawns are the soul of the game. They alone create attack and defense, the way they are deployed decides the fate of the game." Seriously, villains. Don't go up against Philidor.
 * Really, not so much a Heart or Lethal Joke Character as an infantry foot soldier.
 * Heroic Sacrifice: Most gambits involve this. Also, during the midgame, players will sometimes make spectacular piece sacrifices to get at the king.
 * House Rules: Many, many variants exist, the most famous of which is probably "Ultima".
 * Hypercompetent Sidekick: The Queen.
 * Idiot Ball: Has been given a technical name of amaurosis schacchistica, chess blindness. Even Grandmasters carry it from time to time. Such moves are typically given double question marks (??) after the move.
 * A famous example of a Grandmaster holding the Idiot Ball: During the 1956 Candidates -- a tournament of the best Grandmasters to determine who would challenge the sitting World Champion -- Tigran Petrosian (later a World Champion himself) blundered away his Queen during a match.
 * A recent and extreme example was top player Vladimir Kramnik's blunder against the computer program Deep Fritz in the Man vs. Machine event. After some excellent play on both parts, the game looks set to be drawn. Fritz makes a blatant but easily defeated mate threat, knowing that however Kramnik responds it can force a draw. Cue Kramnik not doing anything about it at all and getting checkmated immediately.
 * There are also those who resigned when they were winning. Someone collected over 30 such examples here, aptly calling them 'the ultimate blunder'. Even worse is resigning if you had a mate in one. It actually happened before. Just as aptly called 'the ultimate ultimate blunder'.
 * You pretty have to be holding this (or else be very inexperienced) to be checkmated in two moves. It's called "Fool's mate" for a reason.
 * I Have Many Names: The pieces go by various names in different languages, and even within the same language (eg. "horse" and "knight", "castle" and "rook").
 * In Spite of a Nail: It is very possible for someone to dominate the vast majority of a game only to lose/draw to a superior end game player.
 * Indy Ploy: "I see only one move ahead, but it is always the correct one." – Jose R. Capablanca
 * Instant Win Condition: Your opponent might have ten pieces on you, but it doesn't mean a damn thing if you put him in checkmate.
 * In a timed game, if you run out of time, it doesn't matter if you have been curbstomping your opponent, and are a few moves away from delivering checkmate.
 * That depends. Playing to run out your opponent's clock is against the rules, and the Arbiter can penalize a player for doing so. But if your opponent's playing normally when you time out, yes, you're done.
 * Insufferable Genius: A few of the more notable masters. Bobby Fischer is one of the most famous examples:

"There are tough players and nice guys, and I'm a tough player."

"There's no one alive I can't beat."

"I add status to any tournament I attend.""

- Bobby Fischer, 11th World Champion of Chess


 * And this isn't even getting into his assertion that he could play a knight down against any woman and still win.
 * I Surrender, Suckers: The entire point of a gambit.
 * Joke Character: Underpromotion of a pawn (to something other than a queen). It's usually done when promoting to a queen would allow stalemate, or when it's crucial to cause check on the promoting move.
 * See the end position of this game for an example.
 * Keystone Army: Once the king is captured, the game is over. It doesn't matter if you have the material advantage or not, you still lose.
 * Killed Off for Real: Any piece that gets captured stays off the board for the rest of the game.
 * Replacement Goldfish: Captured pieces can be "resurrected" by promoting a pawn.
 * Knight in Shining Armor
 * Lady of War: The Queen.
 * Lethal Joke Character: The pawn. Also, the knight; it may move in a somewhat absurd pattern, but it can be used to create some really nasty forks, taking away high-value pieces like the queen and rooks.
 * Light Is Not Good / Dark Is Not Evil: If you're playing black. Also in general, seeing as how White always begins the conflict.
 * Lightning Bruiser: Queens and Rooks.
 * Magikarp Power: "I swear to God when my pawns reach the end of the board I am going to kill you all!"
 * Metagame: The game has been analyzed exhaustively for at least the past five hundred years.
 * Almost definitely the Trope Maker.
 * Metaphorgotten: Pretty much all these attempts to compare chess directly to warfare or personify the pieces. As Edward Lasker wrote, "it is quite unjustifiable to assign to the Knights the functions of scouts, and to say that Rooks should stay in the background, as heavy artillery, and so on. Such pronouncements would not have the slightest practical value."
 * Miles Gloriosus: Called a patzer.
 * Mirror Match: As noted above.
 * Mook Promotion: Pawns, if they get across the board, can become queens, bishops, rooks, or knights.
 * ~Morton's Fork~: Usually known only as "a fork," in which two of your pieces are threatened with capture by the same opposing piece. As the person who just got forked, your only choice is which piece you lose, since you usually can't save both of them in one turn... and, if one of the pieces being threatened is your king, you don't even get to choose. In higher-level play, key squares may be forked as well, forcing the defender to choose between material disadvantage and positional disadvantage.
 * There's also skewers and pins, where a piece comes under threat, but moving it will expose another piece to capture by the same opposing piece. The difference between the two situations depends on the value of the pieces threatened.
 * Especially cross-pins, where moving a piece under threat exposes two or more of your other pieces to capture. And if one of said pieces is your king...
 * And, to round out the list, discovered attacks, where a move attacks one piece and at the same time uncovers an attack on another piece.
 * Checkmate.
 * My Death Is Only the Beginning: Sacrifices are a common strategy.
 * Nice Hat: The bishops, king, and queens all have nice hats.
 * No Ending: These days, the checkmate and stalemate are virtually extinct in high-level play. Nearly all master-level games end with a resignation or agreed draw (often leaving beginners in the dark about why the winner was winning, or why the draw was inevitable).
 * No Pronunciation Guide: Kind of a given, since positions and variations are named after players from all over the world. Probably the most commonly misread names are the Pirc Defence ("peerts") and the Lucena position ("loo-thay-na").
 * Non-Action Guy: The King. Though he gets better in the endgame, he's still slow.
 * Obvious Rule Patch: The "same rank" rule of castling (curing a Good Bad Bug). Also, the 50 move rule, which at one point, was itself patched, patched again, and then finally unpatched.
 * You used to be allowed to promote a pawn to one of the other player's pieces or leave it as a Pawn. You could also move into triple check (only check and double check counted as check) and checkmate with an illegal move.
 * En passant is itself an Obvious Rule Patch to the two-square initial pawn move.
 * Oh Crap: Didn't See That Coming
 * One-Hit-Point Wonder: Any piece can capture (or, in the case of the King, check or mate) any other piece with a single attack.
 * Out Gambitted
 * Overly Long Gag: Averted. The entire point of the threefold repetition rule is to prevent this.
 * Play By Post Games: Mail chess has been around for centuries.
 * Also known as Correspondence Chess. It may take months to finish a game like this. The Internet can speed this up significantly, though.
 * Player Tic: Most players will announce resigning a game by knocking their own king down. This is unnecessary, as simply announcing your decision is sufficient but has become part of the collective mannerism of the chess world.
 * Press Start to Game Over: The Scholar's Mate ends the game in only four moves--the shortest checkmate that happens with any regularity. There is one that's shorter, though, that requires one side to play like a complete idiot: The Fool's Mate. Because White moves first, White can accomplish this in three moves, Black in only two.
 * Promotion to Opening Titles: Pawns get one if they manage to cross the board unscathed.
 * PVP Balanced: Of the "both sides are identical" variety.
 * Well, not exactly. Although they start off symmetrically, white has one advantage over black: it has the first move. This enough to provide it with a small but significant winning percentage over black, although it's debatable if this advantage exists (or if it's amplified!) outside of top-level play.
 * Quirky Miniboss Squad: Ever tried to give mate with just king, knight, and bishop versus king?
 * Their asymmetrical natures are the main staple of the material point scoring system in chess. Rooks are each worth five points and bishops and knights three each, because while a king and one rook alone can checkmate an enemy king, a king and one bishop or knight alone cannot. (In balance, Rooks are amongst the hardest pieces to get into play: the Mighty Glacier of chess.)
 * Redshirt Army: Averted. Even though "pawn" is often used in a metaphorical sense for a member of a Redshirt Army, you will almost never hear a halfway-decent chessplayer use the term in this way. That's because chessplayers are well aware that games are often decided by a single pawn. While pawn sacrifices are not infrequent, those sacrifices are not made lightly, since the player knows the loss of that single pawn can eventually spell disaster if he does not achieve some significant advantage from the sacrifice.
 * Indeed, losing a single pawn without some sort of compensation in high enough level of play can be reason enough for for a player to resign. It might even be expected as a courtesy, if the situation is hopeless for the person a pawn down.
 * When and when not to sacrifice pawns is the direct subject of one main branches of chess theory, the gambit.
 * Retool: It's been subject to more than a few over its history.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: The queen fulfills this throughout the game, while the king tends to become this in the endgame; next to the queen he looks like a Non-Action Guy, but once the enemy's at his doorstep...
 * What's more, in your typical endgame, the king is of vital importance for picking off enemy pawns, and protecting your own pawns from being picked off by the other king.
 * Actually, he is a Non-Action Guy. True, he can hold his own one-on-one, but when an enemy at his doorstep is protected by another enemy, there's nothing he can do but run away or hope someone else can capture.
 * Sadistic Choice: Forks force a player to choose which piece is captured.
 * Savvy Guy Energetic Girl: The king and queen.
 * Serious Business: When entire lives have been dedicated to mastering the game as much as is humanly possible, you better believe chess is very serious business.

""It's easy to get obsessed with chess.""

- Magnus Carlsen, 2nd highest rated player in history

"It is forbidden to distract or annoy the opponent in any manner whatsoever. This includes unreasonable claims, unreasonable offers of a draw or the introduction of a source of noise into the playing area."
 * Part of the Soviet military's strategic training regimen consisted of ensuring that their generals were all competent chess players.
 * Show Some Leg: Going all The Thomas Crown Affair on your opponent is against the laws of chess. Quoting from Article 12:


 * Stone Wall: The playing style of Tigran Petrosian could be described as this. He put safety above all else, and put more effort in hindering his opponent's attacking plans than executing his own. While this approach gave him quite a few draws that could have been victories, it gave him lots and lots draws that could have been losses. Because of this defensive style, he's generally regarded as the hardest player to beat in his prime. Earned him the nickname "Iron" Tigran.
 * "They say my games should be more 'interesting'. I could be more 'interesting' — and also lose."
 * There's even a chess formation called the Stonewall (usually used by Black in the Dutch.)
 * Stop Copying Me: A frequent tactic by people who don't know what they're doing. It generally ends in disaster.
 * The Russian opening is all about this. If the black side merely copies white without ever deviating, white will deliver a devastating check that black will not be able to mimic.
 * That said, copying can safely go on for several moves in some openings. For example, the aptly named Symmetrical Variation of the Symmetrical English opening, 1. c4 c5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. g3 g6 5. Bg2 Bg7 6. O-O O-O, is a perfectly respectable opening for both players.
 * Stop Helping Me: The famous smothered mate where a single knight forces a king into a corner, surrounded by its own "protective" pieces who block out all escape squares, allowing this beautiful (and somewhat embarassing) checkmate. There are countless other checkmates where the King's only escape(s) are blocked by its own pieces.
 * Stupidity Is the Only Option: In some situations, a player will make their own position worse no matter which move they make, and would in fact be better off by simply not making a move... but by the rules of chess, said player must make a move when it's their turn, or else end the game (usually by resigning). This situation is called zugzwang.
 * Surrounded By Idiots: In many checkmates, some of the king's escape routes are blocked by allies. There's even a type of mate called smothered mate, where a lone knight gives checkmate to a king who is completely surrounded by pieces that are supposed to be helping him.
 * Sweet Polly Oliver/Tomato Surprise: Pawns that Queen.
 * Take a Third Option: When two pieces are under attack, a player is forced to give up one of them on the next move in most cases. However, they can sometimes overcome this predicament by putting the opposing king in check by moving one of those two pieces. Since the opponent is forced to respond to the check immediately, the player can move the other piece to safety on the next move.
 * Taking the Bullet: One way of protecting the king is to move a piece between the king and the piece giving check.
 * Teen Genius: Many World Champions were child (or teen) prodigies, such as Boris Spassky and Mikhail Tal, but Jose Capablanca is probably the iconic case. He learned chess by 4 years old by watching his dad playing and by the age of 12, he had already beaten the Cuban Chess Champion.
 * Joshua Waitzkin, the subject of Searching for Bobby Fischer and face of the game series Chessmaster, was one of these.
 * Bobby Fischer himself was one, winning the United States Chess Championship at the age of 14.
 * Magnus Carlsen was one, reaching the number one according to the FIDE at the age of 19.
 * Timed Mission: Most organized competitions give each player only a certain amount of time to make all of their moves. If a player's time runs out, that player automatically loses.
 * Too Awesome to Use: The Queen, especially in the opening. Some openings take advantage of the mentality, such as the Parham Attack (which can develop into the Scholar's Mate, which is based around having the Queen sit next to the King, while the Bishop covers the Queen and prevents the King from taking her).
 * Took a Level In Badass: The Queen was once even weaker than the king, and could move only one square at a time diagonally; when the game was first retooled to make her the most powerful piece on the board, the "variant" was referred to as "mad chess" (as in, "A powerful woman? Madness!")
 * The bishop was also weaker in the past (only two squares at a time diagonally).
 * Also, pawns when they get across the board.
 * The King goes from "vulnerable, protect at all costs" to "Authority Equals Asskicking" as the board starts to open up in the endgame.
 * Updated Rerelease: The "New Chess" rules adopted in the 15th century and currently in use.
 * Unstable Equilibrium: Since captured pieces are removed from play permanently, it is very difficult to stage a comeback once you're outnumbered.
 * We Cannot Go On Without You / Decapitated Army: As noted above, if the King is ever placed in checkmate, the game ends.
 * We Have Reserves: Though more central to checkers then chess, a player with enough material advantage should feel free to win through attrition. This is also a common checkmate theme--a few pieces sacrifice themselves to weaken the defenses around the opponent's king; the reserves rush through what's left to deliver checkmate.
 * Inexperienced players often apply this trope to their pawns.
 * World of Badass: The chessboard. Any piece can potentially capture any enemy piece (even Pawns can kick ass under the right circumstances).
 * Xanatos Gambit: Checkmate.
 * The result of any one of many possible plans. Truly, David Xanatos would be a Chessmaster among Chessmasters.
 * Any move that puts the opponent into zugzwang (see Stupidity Is the Only Option above).
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: Literally. The point with the game is to plan several plans at time into like plan F or something.
 * Especially when you're playing actual speed chess.
 * You Keep Using That Word: The word "gambit", as mentioned above.
 * Also Rook/Castle.