Lord of the Weed



""Es war einmal, südlich der Grasplantagen von Mittelerde..."

"Once upon a time, south of the weed plantations of Middle-earth...""

Everything is fine and peaceful in Middle-earth. Humans, elves, halflings, dwarves and orcs live in perfect harmony, for they share a common pleasure: Smoking weed. Only one day Sauron "the orc king" has a little bit too much of a good time -- and the weed starts getting slim...

If you want to find out more: There are versions on YouTube with English subtitles starting here.

Tropes:
"Bilbo: What do you need? I can get you anything: Speed, weed, crack, heroin, LSD, ecstasy, peace, shit, cocaine, jelly babies..."
 * Answer Cut: Gandalf debates with himself what to do now that Bilbo has entrusted him with the One Ring: "I have two options: I could either consult the Book of Infinite Knowledge to protect the poor and the weak from evil, or..." Cut to Gandalf smoking weed.
 * Arson Murder and Jaywalking: When Gandalf asks Bilbo for more drugs, we get the following list:

"Frodo: Gandalf, I love you!
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Happens several times.
 * Child Hater: Gandalf wasn't trying to amuse the hobbit kids, he is just a bad shot.
 * Cluster F Bomb: Bilbo reacts rather strongly to the prospect of having to give up the ring.
 * Gag Dub
 * German Humour
 * Shout Out:
 * Both "Sinnlos in Mittelerde" and "Jelly Babies" are references to that other German Gag Dub.
 * The reference to Eight MM Bilbo gives while watching with Gandalf the preparations for Wacken.
 * Straight Gay: Frodo, Bilbo and Gandalf.

Gandalf: Hahaha ... poof."


 * The Stoner: All of the characters, to varying degrees.