Cyrano De Bergerac

"Philosophe, physicien,

Rimeur, bretteur, musicien,

Et voyageur aérien,

Grand riposteur du tac au tac,

Amant aussi - pas pour son bien ! -

Ci-gît Hercule-Savinien

De Cyrano de Bergerac,

Qui fut tout et qui ne fut rien."

This 1897 play by Edmond Rostand is famous enough that its plot has become a trope in its own right.

Hercule-Savinien De Cyrano de Bergerac -- the legendary poet, duelist, soldier, philosopher, physicist, musician, playwright, and novelist -- has a problem. He has an enormous nose, which he believes makes him so incredibly ugly that he thinks no woman could ever love him, and fears his love for his cousin Roxane will never be reciprocated. Just when he's mustered the courage to hand her the love letter he's written, she announces that she's in love with the beautiful Christian, and asks Cyrano to protect him against danger. Roxane has fallen in love with Christian at first sight and tells Cyrano that if Christian isn't intellectual enough for her, she would be so disappointed that she could die. Cyrano resolves to subdue his love for her and tell Christian about Roxane’s love. Christian despairs, because he also loves Roxane, and even though he is very handsome, he's inarticulate, and believes Roxane would never accept him. So, Cyrano, trying to express his love and to not disappoint Roxane, eagerly offers to script Christian's courtship, beginning by giving him Cyrano's own love letter for Roxane. Naturally, hilarity (and swashbuckling, and eventually tragedy) ensues.

Is there a moral? Well, "don't let vanity hold you back," and "Love At First Sight is ridiculous."

The two most respected English translations are Brian Hooker's from 1923 and Anthony Burgess' from 1971. Hooker's version is a translation that doesn't change a line of Rostand's original text except for replacing now-archaic references with references an American audience would be more likely to recognize. While Rostand's French script rhymed, Hooker's English script doesn't, except for things that rhymed in-story such as Cyrano's improvised ballad during his duel with Valvert. Burgess' version is more of a "modern adaptation" in which he claimed he tried to recapture some of Rostand's comedy that he felt was lost in Hooker's translation. It also makes some minor plot changes, combining Cyrano's captain and Cyrano's best friend into one character and replacing Roxane's appearance in person in Act IV with a letter from her. Burgess' version, like the French original, rhymes.

The play is Very Loosely Based On a True Story -- there really was a French playwright, duelist, and ghost writer of love letters named Cyrano de Bergerac, and the main characters in the play (Roxane, Christian, De Guiche) also existed. This play is as well researched as a Roman a Clef, because Rostand was an academic that researched France’s literary environment at the 17th century, so all the incidental writers, poets, actors, period pieces, places and battles really existed at that time).

There are two notable film adaptations: one from 1950 which garnered a Best Actor for José Ferrer, and a 1990 version directed by Jean-Paul Rappeneau. In addition, the 1987 movie Roxanne, starring Steve Martin, is a modernized take on the story.

Tropes featured include:
"De Guiche: Oh, ay! Another Gascon boast!"
 * Zero Percent Approval Rating: Count De Guiche.
 * The Ace: Christian and Cyrano decide to create a perfect "hero of romance" that includes the best of them both because Christian and Cyrano believe that it's the only one who has a chance to be paired with Roxane.
 * The Alcoholic: Ligniere. He dislikes orange juice and milk, only stays at the theater to drink wine, and retires to betake of his pet vice again in a tavern.
 * All Love Is Unrequited: Cyrano, Christian and De Guiche love Roxane; not one of them will get her. Roxane won’t get any guy too, because she's been Loving a Shadow. Even Raguenau is abandoned by his wife, Lise. Nobody gets anyone.
 * Altum Videtur: Used twice by Bellerose and Captain Carbon.
 * Analogy Backfire: Cyrano compares himself to Caesar and Tito to justify why he cannot win Roxane’s love. Caesar and Tito were loved not because they were fair but because they were highly charismatic leaders, like Cyrano himself, as Le Bret points out.
 * Ambition Is Evil: The Gascon moral code doesn’t approve of getting power through connections instead of personal valor.
 * Aristocrats Are Evil:
 * Barons: All the Gascon Cadets are Barons that indulge in killing anyone who is not Of the People trying to join them, and their ideal is to be an Heroic Sociopath.
 * Count: De Guiche is a Jerkass who wants to Bully Roxane into being The Mistress, prepares an Uriah Gambit and a Last Stand for all the guys who had humiliated him.
 * Duke: After his Heel Face Turn, Count De Guiche is named Duke De Grammont, and he claims to have not committed any villainy (but then, he could be lying or having Self Serving Memory).
 * Marquis: Buffons that enjoy to Poke the Poodle and Evil Is Petty.
 * Viscount: De Valvert is a Jerkass willing to be The Beard for Count De Guiche.
 * Arranged Marriage: Implied in De Guiche’s marriage, De Guiche tried it with Roxana and De Valvert, and Invoked with Christian and Roxane.
 * Arc Words: panache
 * As You Know: In Act V Scene I, we have the conversation of two supporting characters, Sister Claire and Mother Margarita, strictly for the audience's benefit.
 * Attention Whore: Raguenau is one at Act II Scene IV
 * At the Opera Tonight: The play begins at the Burgundy Hotel, a Parisian theater; the public was going to see La Clorise, but before it begins, all they really want to do is play cards, drink wine, eat food, brawl with each other, tease girls, make funny pranks, and pick pockets.
 * Badass Boast: Cyrano’s gasconades are spread among the entire play beginning with Act I Scene IV.

"Roxane: Live, for I love you!
 * Base Breaker: Played In Universe at Act II Scene VII when Cyrano finds Don Quixote identifiable, compelling, sympathetic and worthy of imitation, whereas Count De Guiche finds him absolutely insufferable.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Being a member of Les Precieuses, Roxane believes that if Christian is fair, therefore he must be eloquent:
 * The Beard: Viscount de Valvert is willing to marry Roxane so Count De Guiche will bully her to be his mistress.
 * Beast and Beauty: In Cyrano's eyes, at least, but without the beast being made beautiful, as he Lampshades.

Cyrano: No, In fairy tales

When to the ill-starred Prince the lady says

'I love you!' all his ugliness fades fast --

But I remain the same, up to the last!"

"Christian:'' I will be loved myself -- or not at all!"
 * Berserk Button: The cadets warn their new recruit Christian not to mention the word "nose" around Cyrano if he values his life. Christian decides to show off by doing it anyway, pushing Cyrano nearly to strangle him before he learns who he is. Some actors portraying Cyrano show him growing more visibly annoyed at Christian's interruptions and play up the comedy of his attempting to compose himself.
 * Be Yourself: Poor Christian believes in this philosophy.

"First poet: We were stayed by the mob; they are crowded all round the Porte de Nesle!...
 * Birds of a Feather: Roxane and Cyrano are both adrenaline junkies who love poetry.
 * Bittersweet Ending
 * Bragging Theme Tune: Cyrano improvises a poem about the life of a Gascon Cadet at Act II Scene VII.
 * Brainless Beauty: Christian, in his own eyes at least. In truth, he is far from stupid, as he improvises some wonderfully witty insults regarding Cyrano's nose when they are first introduced. He's just hopeless when it comes to talking to women. Roxane also (ironically) lampshades this trope in Act III Scene I, saying people usually don't believe someone can be both beautiful and smart.
 * Broken Ace: Cyrano, Renaissance man, legendary poet, duelist, soldier, philosopher, physicist, musician, playwright, novelist and excellent actor, who also is an ugly, writhing pile of Mommy Issues, who systematically throws away every chance of success he has, would rather help some other guy get the girl he loves than confess to her, and assiduously kills anyone who mocks his enormous nose.
 * Broken Pedestal: Molière, in Ragueneau's eyes, for stealing a scene from Cyrano. Cyrano himself thinks Molière has good taste and is truly thankful because he knows that it's the only of his works that will not be forgotten.
 * Bully Hunter: Cyrano proclaims himself a bully hunter at Act I Scene V by challenging anyone to bully his enormous nose, threatening (and dispensing) Disproportionate Retribution.
 * Bullying a Dragon: Most prominently, after some comments about Cyrano's murdering ways by the cadets, Christian makes a Hurricane of Puns about Cyrano's nose.
 * But for Me It Was Tuesday:

Second poet: Eight bleeding brigand carcasses strew the pavements there—all slit open

with sword-gashes!

Cyrano (raising his head a minute from writing his love letter): Eight?... hold, methought seven.

(He goes on writing.)"

"Cyrano: Why then that air disparaging? -- perchance you think it large?
 * Buy Them Off: Used by Cyrano after he refuses to apologize to the Burgundy Theater's audience for interrupting La Clorise; he pays Bellerose for all the entrance fees so they can give it back to the public. Cyrano uses it to bribe the Duenna lefting her and Roxane alone, and De Guiche invokes it with Cyrano and Cardenal Richelieu's patronage.
 * Cannot Spit It Out: Justified, Cyrano has Mommy Issues that don't let him spit it out.
 * Caustic Critic: Cyrano of Montfleury and The Preciouses.
 * The Cavalier Years: The setting.
 * Chef of Iron: Ragueneau is a Supreme Chef who is capable of cooking enough food for a regiment and then he risks his life to help Roxane smuggle it through enemy lines for the French troops.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Cyrano's slight cut at Act II Scene III would turn important at Act II Scene VI.
 * Childhood Friend Romance
 * Comically Small Bribe: Cyrano bribes Roxane's Duenna (to leave him alone with Roxane) with pastries.
 * Compliment Backfire: Cyrano tricks the poor Bore to invoke this trope (so he can literally kick the Bore's ass).

The Bore (stammering): No, small, quite small--minute!

Cyrano: Minute! What now?

Accuse me of a thing ridiculous!

Small--my nose?"

"Cyrano: I loved you not.
 * Composite Character: Le Bret and Carbon in the Burgess adaptation.
 * Conspicuous Consumption: Cyrano combines it with A Fool and His New Money Are Soon Parted, as he confides to Le Bret that the bag of crowns he used to pay the entrance fees of the Burgundy Theater was his parental bounty, and so he has not money for the rest of the month. Even when Le Bret scolds Cyrano for his folly, Cyrano calls this "a graceful act". This conduct explains better than anything why Cyrano is condemned to a life of Perpetual Poverty.
 * Crack Is Cheaper: This attitude is shown In Universe (and deconstructed) by the baker Ragueneau in this play. His wife Lise remembers a time when he was a normal person, a Supreme Chef with a successful bakery. But then he get infatuated with the poets and his lifestyle. At the first Act, he pays theater’s tickets with pies. At the second Act, he accepts poems in return from his food, he pays too much money to an assistant for baking a pie with the form of a lyre and cannot renounce to even one of his precious poems. He will be completely ruined in the beginning of the third Act, abandoned by his neglected wife Lisa and he will attempt an Interrupted Suicide.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: The highly probable outcome of any battle (of wits or of swords) with Cyrano.
 * Dare to Be Badass: In this play, the Dare to Be Badass is not a Call to Adventure from the Threshold Guardians, but a dare to try Bullying a Dragon from a Jerkass. Hilarity Ensues repeatedly.
 * Deadly Decadent Court
 * Deadpan Snarker: Cyrano, Lise, Ragueneau... In a play settled in Paris at The Cavalier Years, Witty Banter is Serious Business for everyone.
 * Despite the Plan:
 * Roxane plans to marry Christian when she sees that De Guiche plans to visit her that night.
 * De Guiche plans a Last Stand for the Gascon Cadets.
 * Cyrano plans Playing Cyrano so he can win Roxane’s love.
 * Died in Your Arms Tonight: Twice!
 * Did Not Get the Girl
 * Disproportionate Retribution: Ligniere exposes Count De Guiche's plan to bully Roxane into being The Mistress. De Guiche sends a hundred men to punish Ligniere.
 * Don't You Dare Pity Me: Cyrano is this personified.
 * Dramatic Irony: In Act II Scene IV, the poets comment about how the last night, only one man singlehandedly put a whole band of one hundred men to the rout. Only the audience knows that the hero was Cyrano.
 * Duels Decide Everything: Averted.
 * The Duenna
 * Establishing Character Moment: Cyrano's performance at the Burgundy Theater.
 * Excuse Me While I Multitask: Cyrano composes a ballad in honor of his opponent while in the midst of a swordfight.
 * Executive Meddling: An example In Universe, when Cyrano is tempted to accept a patronage from Cardenal Richelieu, but then De Guiche mentions the one thing Cyrano will not tolerate -- someone touching his verses.
 * Exposition Party: Act I Scene II. Before La Clorise begins, all the important characters are in the theater. Some of them are presented to the Naive Newcomer Christian, and Mr. Exposition Ligniere talks about the relationship between Roxane, De Guiche and Valvert. The protagonist himself is absent, so everyone talks about him... because he promised to ruin the play they intend to attend.
 * Expy:
 * The Duenna is an expy of The Nurse from Romeo and Juliet.
 * Raguenau is an expy of M. Jourdain, protagonist of Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme (a play by Moliere.)
 * Cyrano is an expy of Grisóstomo, a character from Don Quixote.
 * Le Bret is an expy of Ambrosio, best friend of Grisóstomo, a character from Don Quixote.
 * Roxane is an expy of Marcela, a character from Don Quixote.
 * The Hero Of Romance  is an expy and Spear Counterpart of Dulcinea, a character from Don Quixote: A Shadow Archetype who embodies all that is lovable (and none of the defects) of a woman or a man, and that only lives in the mind of his lover.
 * False Friend: The poets who frequent Raguenau's company claim to love his poetry, but they only want to leech off him. Le Bret lampshades that the true sign of success in Paris at The Cavalier Years is being surrounded by False Friends.
 * Farce: A blend of Farce and Tragedy.
 * Fat Bastard: Montfleury, according to Cyrano.
 * Fatal Flaw: Vanity, as Cyrano admits in his final scene.
 * A Father to His Men: Carbon de Castel-Jaloux. He calls his men "my sons" in Act IV.
 * Fetch Quest: The Pickpocket sends Christian to various taverns to leave Ligniere a note in each of them about the plot against his life.
 * Fire Forged Friends: Cyrano and Christian’s friendship is not born because they fight against the same enemy, but because they are courting The Ace Roxane, from whose rejection both of them are terribly afraid and must gather all their courage only to face her.
 * Flowery Insults
 * Foil: de Guiche for Cyrano, as outlined in his speech comparing the two of them in Act V.
 * Gag Nose
 * Gay Paree
 * Genius Bruiser: Cyrano
 * Gentleman Snarker: Cyrano
 * Giftedly Bad: Montfleury thinks he is a dramatic actor capable of romancing the ladies. Everyone else (except maybe his protector the Duke of Candale) disagrees.
 * The Ghost: Cardinal Richelieu, the most powerful man in France.
 * Glove Slap: Invoked by Christian and Cyrano, but neither of them plays it straight.
 * The Grotesque: Cyrano considers himself one.
 * Grumpy Bear: Despite all the evidence the audience can see to the contrary, Cyrano just cannot consider even for a second that Roxane actually might be able to look past his appearance and love him for his soul.
 * Ha Ha Ha No: Cyrano invokes this trope in Act I Scene V when he considers the possibility that an ugly man could love, and De Guiche plays it straight in Act II Scene VII when he reveals that he was the man who hired a hundred men against a poet for a satiric poem.
 * Having a Gay Old Time: The use of the word "baiser" to mean "to kiss"; nowadays, it means something a bit stronger...
 * Heartbroken Badass: Cyrano, after Act II Scene VI.
 * Heel Face Turn: de Guiche, to an extent, at the end of the play. It seems that he realizes how much he hurt Roxane through his machinations, and has mellowed significantly. Even before that, he surprises everyone in Act IV by electing to stay at the front and fight alongside the men under his command who are facing Certain Doom... even though his rank as an officer would allow him to lead from the rear.
 * Hero Worshipper: Ragueneau has shades of this, to Cyrano.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Best friends Le Bret and Cyrano.
 * Hidden Depths:
 * Roxane the refined intellectual surprises her three suitors by proving quite the adventuress, sneaking behind enemy lines to deliver food to the French soldiers and then staying with them once the battle starts.
 * Christian gets written off by many who haven't read the play as a male bimbo. While he's not as book smart as Cyrano or Roxane and is utterly hopeless at talking to women, he's witty enough to think of several nose-related puns on the fly when he first meets Cyrano.
 * Given Raguenau’s status as the Butt Monkey in Act II, he could be considered a mere Plucky Comic Relief character. Then we have Act IV where Raguenau risks his life to smuggle food to the Gascon Cadets in the siege of Arras.
 * Historical Beauty Update: Inverted with Cyrano: Look at this contemporary portrait at the other Wiki. Portraits of Cyrano suggest that he did have a big nose, true, though not nearly as large to justify to an audience all the fuss Cyrano makes about it. So, this Historical Domain Character must look much worse in theater/movies than he actually did in real life for the play to make sense. Just compare the portrait with those images of Cyrano’s depiction in theater and movies.
 * Hope Spot: Cyrano has two in his hope for winning Roxane’s love. His first Hope Spot lasts a night (between Acts I and II) until he hears Roxane describe the guy she loves as "fair," and the other lasts only mere seconds, right before he hears that Christian has been mortally wounded.
 * Hurricane of Puns: The hurricane of nose puns that Christian applies to Cyrano's tale is all but funny because all the cadets anticipate Cyrano's response in silent horror. Cyrano usually doesn't tolerate ANYBODY mentioning noses around him, and only his promise to Roxane to protect Christian from the rest of the soldiers' attempts at hazing the new recruits keeps him from starting a fight.
 * Humiliation Conga: Cyrano puts Valvert through one and De Guiche through many, Roxane puts Christian through one and the last four acts are a long Humiliation Conga for Cyrano.
 * I Can't Believe A Girl Like You Would Notice Me: Cyrano is a self-loathing Jerkass Woobie who fails to notice any of his own redeeming qualities. He cannot believe smart and beautiful Roxane will ever love him.
 * I Kiss Your Hand: Cyrano kisses the Buffet-Girl's hand after she offers him free food.
 * I'll Never Tell You What I'm Telling You: Amazingly Played for Drama when Roxane, after fourteen years, at last realizes that Cyrano was Playing Cyrano:

Roxane: You loved me not?

Cyrano: 'Twas he!

Roxane: You loved me!

Cyrano: No!

Roxane: See! how you falter now!

Cyrano: No, my sweet love, I never loved you!"

"Viscount De Valvert: Base scoundrel! Rascally flat-footed lout!
 * Impossible Task: Cyrano claims that fate has decreed that he, being The Grotesque because of his large nose, must love the most beautiful woman there is.
 * Idiot Hero: The ideal of a Gascon Cadet -- You can do anything stupid as long as is heroic enough.
 * Impoverished Patrician: Christian and all the Gascon cadets except De Guiche.
 * Informed Attractiveness: Roxanne.
 * Insult Backfire: Viscount De Valvert calls Cyrano an Impoverished Patrician and poet. He doesn’t mind at all.
 * Insult Misfire: In Act I Scene IV, Cyrano manages to misfire the insult to the same person who uttered it:

Cyrano: (taking off his hat, and bowing as if the viscount had introduced himself) Ah? And I, Cyrano Savinien

Hercule de Bergerac."

"Cyrano: Never on me had rested woman's love.
 * Interrupted Suicide: Cyrano does this for Ragueneau.
 * In the Blood: When Cyrano reacts with shock at Roxane's intention to remain with them during the battle, she responds, "Monsieur de Bergerac, I am your cousin."
 * Its All My Fault: Roxane says this in Act V.
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Cyrano. Later, Christian.
 * Jerkass: This play deconstructs this trope, as a matter of fact; it’s easier to mention the people who don’t act like a jerkass to someone, sometime in the play.
 * Jerk Justifications: Cyrano has Type I, II and II, De Guiche and Raguenaeau have Type II.
 * Kick the Dog: De Guiche finally loses his cool after Cyrano insults him one too many times. Since they're at the front lines, he promptly sends a signal which ensures that in about an hour Cyrano and his men will be attacked by quite a lot of the Spanish army.
 * Kissing Cousins: Cyrano and Roxane. Except without any actual kissing.
 * Lame Comeback: Immediately jumped on by Cyrano as an opportunity to mock the guy in the Flowery Insults scene.
 * Large Ham: Depardieu as Cyrano in The Movie.
 * The Last DJ: Cyrano dares to refuse Cardinal Richelieu's patronage as a playwright because Richelieu could alter his lines.
 * Leaning On the Fourth Wall: This play is a blend of farce and drama, and his first act is placed at the Burgundy Theater. Cyrano has interrumpted the Show Within a Show La Clorise. The rest of the theater actors are rehearsing a new play, and Cyrano invites them to look at a Sword Fight he will have with one hundred men. It Makes Sense in Context, but it still feels as though Cyrano is talking about his own play.
 * Leave the Two Lovebirds Alone: Cyrano invokes this trope when Roxane and her Duenna met him at the bakery of the poets (Roxane's Duenna is supposed to be her chaperone). Cyrano bribes the Duenna with pastries and ask her to eat them in the street, so he can have some privacy with Roxane.
 * Let Them Die Happy: Cyrano tells Christian that Roxane chose to love him.
 * Like Brother and Sister: Roxane breaks Cyrano's heart with this speech (with a chaser of Just Friends) in Act II Act II Scene VI.
 * Longing Look: Montfleury gives one of these to Roxane; this is the true cause of Cyrano’s grudge against him.
 * Long List: Act I Scene IV: Cyrano improvises twenty better insults that "Your nose is very big" about his own nose.
 * The number of taverns Christian needs to visit to leave a note to Ligniere warning about the plot against him.
 * The number of enemies (not counting the ladies) that Cyrano has made at the Burgundy Theater.
 * Love At First Sight: Deconstructed, as Roxane tells Cyrano she fell in love with Christian this way, and his response amounts to, "Are you nuts?! You don't even know a single thing about the guy, and you're in love with him?!" (When he meets Christian, however, he admits he can't blame her, as he is good-looking and proves to be as brave as the stories about him say). Roxane later apologizes to Christian, saying it was wrong of her to fall for him purely for his appearance and that she's learned to love him for his soul (right lesson, wrong guy!).
 * Love Hurts
 * Love Letter Lunacy
 * Loves My Alter Ego
 * Manly Tears: Cyrano insists in Act I that he never cries, but in Act IV, Christian notices a tear drop on his most recent love letter to Roxane.
 * Master of Delusion: Cyrano cannot conceive that any woman, even an ugly one, could love him. Roxane ignores any proof Christian is not eloquent or that Cyrano loves her, De Guiche cannot conceive that Roxane could reject him. Christian is the only one capable of facing the truth.
 * Martyrdom Culture: All the Gascons sincerely believe that dying for one's beliefs is the only truly worthwhile thing one can do with one's life.
 * Martyr Without a Cause: Cyrano, and Le Bret continuously scolds him about this attitude.
 * Meaningful Rename: Cyrano's cousin was named Madeleine Robin, but as a member of Les Précieuses, she took a new name in order to reflect the change in their role in life. "Roxane" is an Iranian Name (Roshanak) that means "Little Star" and was the name of princess Roxane, who married Alexander the Great. "Roxane was said by contemporaries to be the most beautiful lady in all Asia". Truth in Television, because the Real Life Madeleine Robin chose this name.
 * Miles Gloriosus: The Musketter is identified as this by Raguenau, who doesn't seem to realize that he is his wife's lover.
 * Minor Flaw Major Breakup: Roxane's requirement that her guy prove how special she is to him via poetic genius.
 * Mommy Issues: In Act V Scene VI, we learn the reason why Cyrano could never believe the obvious fact that Roxane could love him back and why he insisted on being a Love Martyr.

My mother even could not find me fair:

I had no sister; and, when grown a man,

I feared the mistress who would mock at me."

"Carbon: It is perchance more seemly, since things are thus, that I present to you some of these gentlemen who are about to have the honour of dying before your eyes.
 * Mood Dissonance: In Act II Scene VI, Cyrano's heart is broken when Roxane confesses him that she is in love with Christian. Then the Duenna interrupts Cyrano and Roxane telling him she has eaten all the pies Cyrano give them. He comically sends her to read poems and closes the door in her face. The last four acts of this play have funny things and tragic things happening one after the other.
 * Mood Whiplash: Given this play is a blend between Farce and Tragedy, there first three acts are more of a comedy with some dramatic elements, and the two last acts are more of a drama with comedic elements, but in all acts the contrasting elements resonate against each other.
 * Motifs: Hunger and food (desire and satisfaction).
 * Naive Newcomer: At Act I, Christian has scarcely been twenty days in Paris and begs Ligniere to introduce him to Roxane. He also will join the Guards in the Cadets the next day.
 * New Meat: Christian obviously lacks combat experience and is bullied by the rest of the cadets. Fortunately for him, Cyrano helps him to be accepted after Christian demonstrates his valor by bullying Cyrano with a cool Hurricane of Puns.
 * Not a Mask: In Act I Scene II, Cyrano is described by one of his friends, Raguenau, as someone who has a nose so incredible, that everyone think it's a joke and he will take his mask off, but Cyrano will always keep it on.
 * One Man Army: Between Acts I and II, Cyrano stands against one hundred men and kills eight of them. Between Acts IV and V, he manages to survive the Last Stand of only one company of Gascon cadets against all the Spanish Army.
 * Outdated Outfit: The marquises notice Christian is wearing one, signifying his status as another Impoverished Patrician who is a Naive Newcomer to Paris.
 * Overly Long Name: Lampshaded in Act IV, Scene VI:

Baron de Peyrescous de Colignac!

The Cadet: Madame...

Carbon (continuing): Baron de Casterac de Cahuzac,- Vidame de Malgouyre Estressac Lesbas d'Escarabiot, Chevalier d'Antignac-Juzet, Baron Hillot de Blagnac- Salechan de Castel Crabioules...

Roxane. But how many names have you each?

Baron Hillot: Scores! ("Des foules!")"

"Ragueneau: Have you been in some danger?
 * Pass the Popcorn: They don’t eat anything, but the audience of the Burgundy Theater is pretty excited to see Cyrano's exploits.
 * Paralyzing Fear of Sexuality: Cyrano confesses to Le Bret that the only thing he fears in the world is that Roxane will laugh at him when he confesses his love for her.
 * Perpetual Poverty: Cyrano, due to always indulging in Conspicuous Consumption combined with A Fool and His New Money Are Soon Parted.
 * Pinocchio Nose: Alluded to by Cyrano after he has fought one hundred men.

Cyrano: None in the world.

Lise: (shaking her finger at him) Methinks you speak not the truth in saying that!

Cyrano: Did you see my nose quiver when I spoke? 'Faith, it must have been a

monstrous lie that should move it!"

"Cyrano: ... And, shortly, you shall see what you shall see!"
 * The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Invoked by Cyrano's improvised poem The Bold Cadets of Gascony, where he describes the life of a Gascon Cadet as nothing more than brawling, swaggering, hiding they are poor, getting badass sobriquets, chasing married women, and [intimidating their husbands.
 * Playing Cyrano: The Trope Namer and Trope Maker.
 * Poirot Speak: Ragueneau hears only a few words spoken in Gascon dialect and realizes that the Cadets are a regiment composed by Gascons. Notice those are the only Gascon words in the play (apart from some in Act IV) because the Gascon Cadets all talk in SurprisinglyGoodFrench.
 * Practical Joke: The Pages in the upper gallery pull up a Burgher's wig on the end of a string.
 * Professional Butt Kisser: Cyrano discusses this trope with Le Bret and vows to defy it.
 * Protection From Editors: In Universe: The real reason behind Cyrano's rejection of patronage.
 * Proud Warrior Race Guy meets Truth in Television: For centuries, the Gascons have had this reputation among the French.
 * Purple Prose: In the Show Within a Show La Clorise.
 * Reality Is Unrealistic: Some of the things the real historical Cyrano supposedly did were not included in the story because they stretch suspension of disbelief too far.
 * Renaissance Man: Cyrano (both in the play and in Real Life).
 * Reverse Psychology: Roxane and Christian fake an Arranged Marriage to trick a friar into marrying them.
 * Romantic False Lead: Christian.
 * Run or Die: Montfleury makes his choice in Act I Scene IV after Cyrano claps a third time: he runs for his life. Later, The Bore also makes his choice, after Cyrano literally kicks his ass. It was the correct choice for both of them.
 * Samaritan Syndrome: Christian wishes to have time to defy The Rival to a duel and woo his Love Interest, but he has to save a life!
 * Secretly Dying: Cyrano, due to a...
 * Secret Stab Wound: His head injury in the final scene.
 * Selective Obliviousness: Cyrano fails to notice that the buffet-girl is a Smitten Teenage Girl with him. He is so convinced he cannot be loved, that Le Bret must point this out to him.
 * Self Deprecation: After a man tries to insult Cyrano and tels him that his nose is "very big", he gives a Long List of better insults in various styles. However, he makes it clear that he wouldn't take such insults from anyone but himself.
 * Side Bet: Cyrano has threatened to punish Montfleaury if he acts in La Clorise. Raguenau and the first Marquis bet a fowl "a la Raguenau" over if he will fulfill his threat or not.
 * A Simple Plan: Being a Farce, this play has enough simple plans to qualify for a Gambit Pileup, and, obviously, none of them work.
 * Shaped Like Itself: Act I Scene VII, just before Cyrano will fight against one hundred men, he combines this trope with a Badass Boast:

"Cyrano: True; all my elegances are within."
 * Shout Out:
 * After Cyrano fights a duel while improvising a poem early in the play, d'Artagnan (also a Gascon) shows up briefly to tell him how cool it was. In real life they were contemporaries -- it would be surprising if Cyrano de Bergerac (1619-1655) and d'Artagnan (1615-1673) had not run into each other quite a bit.
 * In Act I Scene VII: Theophrast Reunadet (talented creator of the first paper, famous philanthropist who died in poverty) shows up briefly only to be dismissed by Cyrano ("Who cares?"). Renaudet was homely, and this affected him throughout his life (the real Cyrano seemed not so affected by this).
 * Also to Tito and Berenice and Cesar and Cleopatra, two of the most famous romances in history, The Adventures of Pinocchio, and Don Quixote.
 * Smitten Teenage Girl: Cyrano picks up one in the theater.
 * Small Name Big Ego: Cyrano accuses Cardinal Richelieu of this when he dismisses the idea of him being bothered by the interruption of La Clorise.
 * Spell My Name With an S: Roxane is known as "Roxana" in the Anthony Burgess version.
 * Stalker With a Crush: de Guiche for Roxane, despite that he is already married.
 * Starving Artist: From Act I through Act V (that’s fifteen years), Cyrano’s friends constantly comment on how he rarely eats well. It's not that Cyrano is a bad artist; it's just that he writes satiric letters denouncing false people –- namely, everyone.
 * Stepford Smiler: Cyrano is a Type A, obsessed with not projecting an image of sadness in order to be accepted by his peers.
 * Stylistic Suck: Ragueneau's theme for a poem is a recipe in verse.
 * Supreme Chef: Ragueneau
 * Sword Fight: In Act I Scene IV, Cyrano and Viscount de Valvert engage in one and Cyrano wins. In Act V Scene VI, Cyrano raves about another Sword Fight with all his enemies (Falsehood, Treachery, Compromise, Prejudice, Folly and Death itself), a combat that Cyrano know he has already lost.
 * Take Our Word for It: Between acts, Cyrano fights (and defeats!) one hundred thugs, saves Raguenau’s life doing an Interrupted Suicide, manages to write love letters beautiful enough to make Roxane fall more madly in love with Christian, and to pick De Guiche’s scarf from the battlefield.
 * Take That:
 * Cyrano and his troops are enemies of musketeers, who are presented as lecherous thugs whose courage doesn't match their boastfulness and who don’t pay their theatre tickets. Something of this can also possibly be seen toward the famous playwright Molière (in part because, as mentioned in the play, his play Scapin was plagiarized from Cyrano). Roxane is one of the Précieuses ridiculed by Molière but is a fairly level-headed, sympathetic character. Ragueneau kind of fits the model of Molière's cuckolded characters and idolizes Molière, but when he finally gets a job with him, realizes his idol is an example of Nice Character Mean Actor. Fictional Cyrano acuses Sercy, (the historical editor of the historical Cyrano’s books) of practicing Vanity Publishing, implying that the historical Cyrano indulged in this practice.
 * Think Nothing of It: Cyrano does not claim the credit for the victory over one hundred thugs; he even denies being the hero. Then subverted Roxane, the only person he cares about, really think's nothing of his victory.
 * Throwing Down the Gauntlet
 * Triang Relations: Type 4.
 * True Beauty Is On the Inside: Cyrano is too cynical to believe people actually believe this. Nevertheless, he invokes this trope at Act I Scene IV when Viscount De Valvert mocks his poor clothes:

"Carbon: True, that smile is a passport!"
 * Two Person Love Triangle: Roxane and Cyrano have become this by the end.
 * Unlucky Childhood Friend: At Act II Scene VI, Cyrano and Roxane tenderly remember when they were children and played each spring at Cyrano's house at Bergerac. Cyrano is in love with his cousin Roxane, and they were childhoods friends, but but she can only see him as a brother.
 * The Uriah Gambit: de Guiche tries to orchestrate one for Christian.
 * Vanity Publishing: In Universe: Cyrano discuss this trope with Le Bret, claiming that he will not pay an editor named Sercy to print his verses.
 * Very Loosely Based On a True Story: A strange case, combined with a subverted Roman a Clef where the names did not change, according to this wiki about the play.
 * Volleying Insults: Viscount de Valvert and Cyrano engage in this in Act I Scene IV.
 * Warrior Poet: Cyrano again.
 * The Watson: Le Bret. In half of his dialogue with Cyrano, he asks Cyrano the same questions the audience must be asking (ex. "Why in hell did you something so jerkish/stupid/selfdestructive?"), and Cyrano explains what's going on.
 * Well Excuse Me Princess: Roxane's requirement that her guy prove how special she is to him via poetic genius is reminiscent of this.
 * What Happened to The Mouse: Does Viscount de Valvert survive his Sword Fight with Cyrano in Act I Scene IV or not? The last we see of him is that his friends carry him offstage after his defeat.
 * When She Smiles: Joked as the reason Roxane made it past enemy lines.


 * Wouldn't Hit a Girl/Show Some Leg: Shows up in Roxane's journey past enemy Spaniards to join her husband.
 * Writers Suck: Viscount de Valvert shows his contempt for poets by calling Cyrano one of them.
 * You Fight Like a Cow: Cyrano composes a ballad in honor of Viscount De Valvert while they have a Sword Fight. Valvert is too busy fighting for his life to answer a word.