Only Sane Man/Web Comics

"Black Mage: So, Red Mage, enlighten us. How can a plan that makes no sense work?
 * Thief and Black Mage in Eight Bit Theater, who regularly have to deal with the stupidity and crazy "logic" of their companions Fighter and Red Mage. Especially Red Mage, self-professed genius. Considering that characters like Fighter, Red Mage, Black Belt and even Thief have shown the ability to do things that violate the laws of physics simply by ignoring them, one of Black Mage's reactions is a pleading, "How? Seriously, how?" Quite often, Black Mage flies into an impotent rage and stabs the perpetrator in the head if the sheer crazy gets to him; or his mind seeks solace in temporary clinical insanity. Black Mage still hasn't gotten over the pitiful and futile habit of trying to argue sense with the universe. Black Mage has on occasion acknowledged that Thief is the only one beside him who is sane, and vice versa:

Red Mage: One simple reason: It makes too little sense to fail.

BM: What.

RM: Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level.

BM: That's so stupid I can't even see straight anymore."

"BM: Why would [an iceberg] explode?"
 * The fact that not only are his team-mates insane or Too Dumb to Live but even the world occasionally usually makes little or no sense certainly doesn't make him feel any better.

"Zoe: You summoned a demon for beer!?!
 * White Mage also applies. As do Drizz'l, Princess Sara, and Left-Hand Man Gary.
 * Note that BM is an omnicidal psychopath, and Thief is a kleptomaniac near-sociopath with a superiority complex. Sanity is relative.
 * The Cucumber of Cucumber Quest functions as this. He suggests that the best option would be to destroy the Disaster Stone to prevent the
 * This is the schtick of Atomik Lad in particular in Nuklear Age. While Mighty Mettalic Magno Man and Rachel are also sane, the former is often a witting accomplice to Nuke's insanity, while the latter is generally more interested in watching. Atomik Lad notes in the Court Segment that perhaps he is the insane one, because everything would make more sense that way.
 * Ardam in Adventurers questions -- and often strongly objects to -- the inexplicable physics and plot-related idiosyncrasies that exist in his world. Although these objections are perfectly intelligent and reasonable in the real-world sense, they're of no practical use to his situation, making him ultimately an example of Wrong Genre Savvy. Karn, the main character and his best friend, is the reverse -- he's Genre Savvy, but tends to come off as a bit of an Idiot Hero (often BECAUSE of being Genre Savvy).
 * Ardam and Karn seem to switch places early on, in that Karn started the sane one and learned the logic of the land, whereas Ardam accepted the madness but went sane later on.
 * Cherry from RPG World is another example of a character who doesn't quite grasp the video game logic she is living in.
 * Reluctant sidekick Paul in Man-Man is the only one who really sees that an non-powered idiot in a costume doesn't make a superhero, that renting the basement to your cheese-fixated evil-genius nemesis is a strange idea, that ideas have downsides or that in his world "superhero/villain" appears to be a synonym for "nutcase".
 * Roy, from the Order of the Stick, typically takes this position at various points throughout the comic with his level-headed views.
 * The Sanity Ball often trades hands in OotS, generally to whoever's more experienced, grounded, or alive at the moment. Durkon currently seems to be the sane one of the part of the group with Hinjo, though he passes it to Hinjo himself every so often, and Haley is the sane one in her mini-group. But almost everyone gets their turn at pointing out how crazy everyone else, or the world, is being, so it might be that any adventuring group is only allowed one sane person at a time.
 * Durkon? Sane? What about the tree army?
 * Celia is even more so, due to basically being a normal person who doesn't really like to fight or kill. No wonder she hooked up with Roy.
 * Celia seems like the sane person in the party, and moral too... right up until she starts strictly applying naive, kindhearted moral choices to situations with thieves' guilds and mad scientists mages. Once she starts trying to use "Can't we all just get along?" style speeches to murderous cutthroats, her position of sanity degrades rapidly.
 * Redcloak is most definitely the Only Sane Man in Team Evil, being the only non-Mook who is not evil for evil's sake, a childish epic-level monster, a goth with a crush on her evil skeletal sorcerer boss, or a wisecracking insect with no regard for the [lack of a] Fourth Wall. Granted, if you've read Start of Darkness you know Redcloak has issues too, but the others have subscriptions.
 * Redcloak's brother Right-Eye was so sane that he eventually abandoned Team Evil entirely to attempt peaceful co-existence with humans. He was doing pretty well too, until Xykon showed up again.
 * In The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob, Bob would fit this trope if not for the fact that he is, totally unintentionally, the cause of most of the insanity around himself; and that he is now getting pretty used to it. His girlfriend Jean epitomizes this trope though, and is always capable of taking a few steps back and recognizing the absurdity of Bob's problems -- an acuity which invariably makes her life more difficult, as she must still deal with those problems even while recognizing how nuts they are.
 * Zoe used to take on this role during the early years of Sluggy Freelance. She's still usually the most grounded member of the cast, but over time she's gotten used to the bizarre characters and events that fill her life.

Torg: The liquor store was closed."

"Maxim: Hy vill teach him how to impress de gorls!
 * Jayden and Crusader's character Crusader started out as strange as the rest of the cast, but slowly has flipped to playing the straight man in a household which involves a particularly violent atheist with no sense of humour at all, a mentally insane former-assassin and a possibly insane, possibly time-travelling scientist who wears a top hat, acts like he's from the 19th century and has been known to breed man-eating anteaters.
 * Recently Crusader has been acting a little insane again because, in the words of the creator 'Crusader hasn't been crazy for a while. I decided to rectify that.'
 * Team Dad Dwayne in General Protection Fault, lampshaded here.
 * Arguably, Florence (or Winston) in Freefall
 * Oh, it's Florence. She's constantly having to fix problems caused by Sam and Helix, and most of the other characters exhibit very odd personality traits (kleptomania, unchecked bureaucratism, enslaved to programming...) which she has to deal with.
 * Dimo in Girl Genius plays this role to his slightly loopier fellow Jagers, Oggie and Maxim. Consider the following exchange (with heavy Funetik Aksent), on Gil:

Oggie: Hy vill teach him about de birds und de veasles!

Dimo: Und hy vill teach him how to avoid those two."

"Violetta: You mean to tell me that you knew that guy by name on Castle Wulfenbach, and it never occurred to you that this guy, with the same name, might be the mystery son the Baron had been hiding all these years?!"
 * Violetta, in contrast with surrounding Sparks and their minions.

"Gil: Once all this is settled, you get a promotion."
 * Klaus Wulfenbach is essentially the Only Sane Man to the whole of Europa.
 * Moloch Von Zinzer repeatedly plays this role with all the Sparks surrounding Agatha Heterodyne.
 * In this strip, a nameless soldier is the only one not immediately convinced that Gil is who he says he is just because Gil has an impressive hat.

"Leo: Look! I typed in "poop" I'm so witty!
 * Central to the premise of Ursula Vernon's Digger, which makes great play of this as a racial characteristic of wombats in a universe where folklore is living history and 'magicked-up' tunnels are occupational hazards. More specifically, it follows the adventures of one young wombat dumped via hazardous tunnel into a world featuring a god in chains, talking statues, living shadows, oracular slugs and homicidal vegetables. Among other things.
 * Aeris in VG Cats seems to be the sanest. Mind you, this is by comparison to:

Pantsman: Criminals don't catch yourselves, you know. Except Dr. Van Kruglor's self-catching robots. Those were just confusing.

Krug: No, taste of suffering too expensive for Krug.

Dr. Hobo: Ya know I vass normal once. I came to work vith a tie and suit and sometimes panfs."

"Lord Hamster: Yet the enemy hasn't attacked her yet. And that's because...?
 * The trolls of Errant Story have this as their hat.
 * George a lot of the time. Bob as well, but you know, he's evil. Sometimes Proto Man but he's more of a guy made of Meta. Roll doesn't count. She's a woman.
 * And Mega Man, even
 * In Casey and Andy,the only sane one usually alternates between Mary and Jenn.
 * It's Mary, seeing as how Jenn thinks nothing of being inter-dimensionally kidnapped for two weeks and then carrying on a conversation that, from the other person's point of view, has only been going on for less than a minute.
 * The Space Pirate newcomer to Planet Zebeth is serving this role, seemingly being the only Space Pirate-affiliated character in the entire comic who actually remembers that they have any kind of mission or organization (as opposed to Ridley, who's opened a bar, Kraid, who just gets drunk and chases Samus around (not necessarily in that order), and Mother Brain, who hasn't really been doing much of anything lately).
 * Horse-Man in Unwinders Tall Comics. It helps that he's the oldest of the main cast.
 * Conrad of Hanna Is Not a Boys Name seems to directly address this.
 * Kaitlyn Hu in Precocious, although she occasionally joins the chaos for kicks.
 * In Platinum Grit Kate Provocski is the only major character able to comprehend that all the impossible things going on around them are... well, impossible. And she's really starting to stress about it.
 * Sloan of Snowflakes gets put in this position a lot, though she's not without her own neuroses.
 * Karkat of Homestuck is the Only Sane Man among the Trolls, which isn't really that hard since trolls are weird. He admits that Kanaya is the only Troll who might be saner than him. For the humans, it might be Dave, since he's the only one who's not a Cloudcuckoolander or.
 * Parson Gotti, aka Lord Hamster, in Erfworld. Somewhat justified since he was summoned in a world where physics follow the rules of a turn-based wargame. Lampshaded by Jack Snipe in book 2 :

Jack Snipe: Because... it wouldn't be Noble.

Lord Hamster: Right, because the enemy is crazy too. Got it.

Jack Snipe: Indeed. As a sane man, you are badly outnumbered again, my good Lord. Perhapes you should defect, and join us all.

...

Lord Hamster: ...It involves turning this battle into a food fight.

Jack Snipe: Bravo, lord, 'twas a splendidly speedy defection."


 * He generally seems to be the only person on Erfworld who really understands strategy at all. No-one else seems able to cope if their initial plan fails or plan much more than stacking bonuses, with the possible exception of Charlie.
 * Space Hojo and Son Gohrotto in Twisted Kaiju Theatre often play this role. They appear to be the only two members of the Toxic Pirates who aren't lunatics, idiots, or assholes.