The Nineties/Quotes

"Boy, the way Nirvana played Songs that got Kurt Cobain laid Guessing how much Biggie weighed Those were the days! And you knew where you were then Watching Seinfeld yak 'bout Superman Mister we could use a man like Bubba Clinton again! Pundits endlessly debate Doom and OJ's big court date Gee our Genesis ran great Those were the daaaays!"

"Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! Revamped for the nineties! So much more exciting! Pointy elbows and lots of lightning! Edgy and angry, so zesty and tangy! There's new demographics When nobody asked for it! Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! Right now!"

- "Xeriouxly Forxe" theme song (Homestar Runner April fool's toon)