Freud Was Right/Web Original

"Plinkett: As Sigmund Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole."
 * Rule 34.
 * Cumbersnatch Preface. NSFW.
 * At least fifty per cent of the humour on Cracked.com.
 * Things That Are Doing It. Probably not worksafe, unless your boss doesn't get Visual Innuendo.
 * When The Cinema Snob discusses The Last Airbender, he spends the first few minutes on the only thing that entertained him, Yue's penis shaped hair.
 * In an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, Joey tries to brush off Tea's comment about the abundance of "phallic imagery" in the ongoing duel. Yugi then says to him: "Now quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"
 * YouTube Poop - It's probably easier to count how many Youtube poops don't have the characters spout sexual innuendos.
 * Why else would the "PINGAS!" meme be so popular?
 * Because it also is the name of the most popular distilled alcoholic beverage in Brazil?
 * In her Labyrinth review, The Nostalgia Chick notes that phallus-shaped objects seem to be a theme of the movie. David Bowie's famously potent crotch also holds her attention a lot.
 * Harry Plinkett's review of Attack of the Clones, where he discussed the sexual symbolism in the film:

"370. Freud was wrong. Let’s move on."
 * Broken Saints contains a number of very blatant sex jokes, but there is one linguistic pun that writer-director Brooke Burgess says nobody seems to catch: "Kingdoms are fickle things, old friend... like passion's emissary. Rising without word, collapsing without warning." Word of God: "It's a penis, folks!"
 * Averted with #370 of this list: