Good Hair, Evil Hair/Quotes

""What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the moustache, I bet!""

- Robbie Rotten, LazyTown

"''"To have a beard is to rehearse A battle with the universe."''"

- Picnicface, Beard no Beard

"Bibble: I'm Governer Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor. Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee? GM: Yes, actually, he does. Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him."

- Darths and Droids

"Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize? Male Helen: Well, yes. I'm evil."

- Narbonic

"Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up? Vaarsuvius: Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either."

- Order of the Stick, #596