Horrible Camping Trip/Quotes

"Roger: Hey, kids - what time is it!? It's vacation time! And guess where we're going this year!? Peter: Uncle Ralph's Cabin, where we've gone for the past nine summers. Roger: How'd you know? Did your mother tell you?"

- FoxTrot

"Roger: OK, so there ARE a few bugs to contend with. We can still go swimming! Andy: While swatting mosquitos. Roger: We can still go fishing! Andy: While swatting mosquitos. Roger: And Ranger Rusty tells me they've got a hot spring geyser that erupts like clockwork every 24 hours. It's only a two-hour hike away, if we want to see it. Andy: What time does it erupt? Roger: 3:38AM. Andy: Roger, come closer.... there's a mosquito on your nose."

- FoxTrot