Too Dumb to Fool/Quotes

"Major Bloodnok: "He may be a king's messenger. Let him in, but first, make him give the password, which is 'I don't know'." Eccles: "Okay. 'I don't know'. That'll fox him. (Reaches the door). Erm, hello, my good man. Now then, what's the password?" Seagoon: "I don't know." Eccles: "Oh, he got it right first time..""

- The Goon Show: "The Rent Collectors"

"Glados: All right, paradox time. This...sentence...is...FALSE! Don'tthinkaboutit, don'tthinkaboutit... (Frankenturrets start shorting out and exploding)

Wheatley: Um..."True". I'll go "True". Neh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before though. Sort of cheating.

Glados: It's a paradox! There IS no answer!

Wheatley: Uuh, "False". I'll go "False"."

- Portal 2

"When you talk, sometimes I get confused. My ideas of what's right and wrong get mixed up. That's why I'm bringing this. As soon as I start thinking it's all right to steal from our employees, I'm going to start hitting you with the stick."

- Helix, Freefall

"It's like, even when we win, he wins."

- Strong Bad, after he tricked Homestar to eat his own Stupid Uncle Egg's Good Time Diaper Pie... and he didn't mind it!