Going Home to Teach

Going Home to Teach is an autobiographical novel by Jamaican author Anthony Winkler, published in 1995.

Winkler outlines his time spent as an instructor at a teacher-training college in Jamaica in 1975, during the tenure of then-Prime Minister Michael Manley, and discusses the history behind black-on-white and white-on-black racism in Jamaica. He also flashes back to his own boyhood experiences, the struggles endured by himself and his family (individually and as a collective group), and the anti-white sentiment he faced while growing up.

"Winkler: I couldn’t help wondering about that child. Twenty years from now with a gun in his hand and a victim impaled in its sights, what mercy would he show when his own pitiful pleas and grovelling had provoked only insensate anger and further blows?"
 * A Day in the Limelight: Winkler devotes a few chapters to talking about his wife Cathy, his paternal grandparents, his maternal relatives, and his fellow teachers.
 * A Father to His Men: Dr. Levy, Longstreet College’s principal, presents himself this way.
 * Abusive Parents: In one instance, while Winkler has his neighbors visiting, from a distant yard they hear the sounds of relentless flogging of a screaming and sobbing child for half an hour. Just the sound of what’s happening is enough to disgust Winkler.

"Winkler: Damn it! I forgot I’m giving a test to 4B this morning!"
 * All of the Other Reindeer: Winkler's peers during his childhood, and later the other members of staff at Longstreet (at first), because he's white.
 * Ax Crazy: At least one of Winkler’s maternal aunts turned out this way.
 * Berserk Button: Corporeal punishment by teachers triggers this in Winkler, due to his own bad experiences with an anti-white racist teacher during his high school days.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: Winkler.
 * Big Fancy House: Mrs. Mendoza, the head of Longstreet College's math department, has one.
 * Broken Bird: Many of Winkler’s female relatives on his mother’s side of the family qualify, with one exception.
 * But Not Too Black: Played straight in a number of cases, in that white is revered/hated, brown is respected/loathed depending on the lightness or darkness of the color, and black is looked down upon by all others.
 * It's inverted at one point, however, when a young boy refuses to believe Winkler was born in Jamaica because he’s white.
 * Butt Monkey: Several of Winkler's female relatives during his childhood, some being in abusive marriages and other succumbing to madness borne of unsatisfied sexual passions.
 * Calling the Old Man Out: Winkler does this to in a moment of Unstoppable Rage.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Winkler himself.
 * Depraved Bisexual: Winkler describes one of his American college professors as being this, depending on the time period. For example, during the rise of Women’s Lib, she took only female lovers; during the Black Panthers’ uprising, she took only black lovers.
 * The Determinator: Mavis, one of the students tutored by Winkler.
 * Dirty Old Man: Mavis accuses Dr. Levy of being this.
 * Double Standard: Winkler’s maternal relatives were largely guilty of this, sheltering the females while allowing the males to run amok.
 * Evil Matriarch: Winkler’s paternal grandmother, and especially more so after his grandfather died. Winkler remarks that it’s because of resentment at never being able to go back to her native America and hating Jamaica.
 * Feuding Families: Evidently, Winkler’s paternal and maternal relatives had this vibe going on between them.
 * The Fundamentalist: Longstreet College’s vice-principal. He and Winkler feud with each other because of it.
 * Good People Have Good Sex: Winkler and his wife, according to his admission in the story.
 * Happily Married: Tony and Cathy, of course.
 * Jerkass: Winkler’s fellow teachers Raymond Hunt and Mrs. Mendoza are guilty of this, the former for being anti-white, the latter because of Greed.
 * Winkler himself is guilty of this as well. In one instance in the story, when Jamaica is in the grip of panic over poisoned imported flour, he gets assurance from the school cook that Longstreet’s flour supply is safe, then goes back to the staff-room and promptly eats two pastries. He waits until the other tutors get busy eating, then promptly pretends to choke. Cue Spit Take and Oh Crap expressions from all the others.


 * Karma Houdini:
 * Kids Are Cruel: A lot of kids treated Winkler cruelly during his childhood, because he was white and they were black.
 * Manly Tears:
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: During their childhood, Winkler and his brother persuaded their paternal grandfather to come play cricket with them. Some time later, he died from complications rising from a heart attack. Winkler’s grandmother blamed them harshly for it.
 * Our Ghosts Are Different: Winkler claims he saw the ghost of his father several days after the man’s death.
 * Overprotective Dad: Winkler’s maternal grandfather was this toward his daughters, insisting that they should marry husbands he chose for them, and determined that none of them would marry any black suitor. His sons, on the other hand, were allowed to sleep with their black employees without repercussion.
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: The whole point of the book.
 * The Resenter: Winkler himself admits to feeling this way toward Mrs. Mendoza due to her earning far more money than he does despite them being in the exact same profession.
 * Rodents of Unusual Size: The house rented by the Winklers during the author’s tenure at Longstreet has these. He describes one in particular as being “fat and sleek as a squirrel.”
 * Serious Business: Marrying someone of one’s own color during 1970s Jamaica, apparently.
 * Shout-Out: Winkler makes mention of his first novel, The Painted Canoe, which he was writing at the time of the autobiography’s events.
 * Take That: Winkler takes a pointed dig at the often-held notion that teachers caning their students is necessary for the students to learn their lessons.
 * True Companions: The teaching staff at Longstreet.
 * Villain with Good Publicity:
 * "Well Done, Daughter" Girl: Cathy's mother.