Sly Cooper/Funny

""I'm not your cheesy macaroni Sly Cooper! You got " *lights break* Sly: "That is the last time that we leave in charge of the hideout." Bentley: "It was also the first time.""
 * The Cooper Gang try to get the KFC secret recipe from a sassy black man. Hilarity Ensues.
 * The Reveal in the Sly 4 trailer:

"Sly: "You got a better idea?" Murray: "Yes, but we'd need a giant fighting robot.""
 * This exchange from the third game:

"Bentley: "What did I tell you? Giant. Attack. ROBOT!"
 * The Mercy Lead Kiss from the first game's ending. After Sly plants a hot one on Carmelita, she just has a look of "Wow, what was THAT?" ...up until she realizes that Sly's handcuffed her to the railing.
 * Jean Bison's epilogue. He becomes a member of EPA...and gets frozen again.
 * Everything Dimitri says ever.
 * Sly's deadpan snarking about Bentley insisting the "water tower" in the Contessa's prison is a giant attack robot....

"Sly: You're a good man, Bentley. Just make sure those traps don't rip you into a hundred little turtle pieces. Bentley: Why'd you have to say that!"
 * This exchange from the second game:

"Dimitri: Show me your bling and let me shine you! Sly: I have no idea what you're saying...and your suit sucks. Dimitri: AAAUUUGGGHHH! Let's dance!"
 * "Oh cupcakes!"
 * This exchange between Sly and Dimitri in Sly 2:

"Bentley: Do you see anything, Galleth? Galleth: Aye, Bentley. I do forsee the wretched beast lay low by my blade!"
 * For the previews for Sly 4, anything that Sir Galleth says. It helps that he's a Large Ham.

"Bentley: I can't believe it! That two-bit no-good cockney...LIAR!!!"