Ah Ain't Got no Ack-cent!

A great opportunity has come for Rarity! She's been invited to showcase some of her finest work at the Equestrian Agriculture Conference and Exhibition! ...Unfortunately, she doesn't have a CLUE what might appeal to its patrons, and she's only got two weeks to prepare...! How fortunate, then, that her dear friend Applejack happens to be one of those no-nonsense, closer to earth types; why, she can just consult her! And after all, attending the EACE could prove a big break for Sweet Apple Acres, wouldn't it?

But while giving her friend a simple little makeover and touch-up, Rarity learns something about her friend that she never would've expected. After all, how could she have ever guessed the dedicated farmpony had ever been to Manehatten...?!

A Fanfic for My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic set after the Grand Galloping Gala, Ah Ain't Got no Ack-cent! takes advantage of the fact that only the Cutie Mark Crusaders heard everyone's tales about how they got their Cutie Marks to speculate on how Rarity might react upon learning Applejack had a 'fancy phase'. A fun little story with a strong Original Flavor that could easily pass as an actual episode.


 * Ain't Too Proud to Beg: Applejack's so horrified at the thought of having to Maintain the Lie for three days that she gets down on her knees and begs Rarity to come up with some other solution.
 * Alliterative Name: Mister Mango Marmalade, Rarity's contact and way into the EACE.
 * Be Yourself
 * Chekhov's Gun: One of the apple fritters that Applejack brings over for Sweetie Belle is given to Mister Marmalade.
 * Chekhov's Gunmare: Sharp-eyed fans of the series may realize the significance of  before they drop their names and it dawns on Applejack.
 * Did I Just Say That Out Loud?: Applejack hadn't meant to start speaking like that in front of Rarity...
 * Flock of Wolves:
 * Funetik Aksent: Applejack's normal accent is written like this, to further emphasize the difference between it and the manner of speaking she picked up in Manehatten.
 * Grammar Nightmare: Rarity becomes one while teaching Applejack how to keep up her fancy accent.
 * Irony:
 * It Runs in The Family: As it turns out,
 * Jaw Drop: Rarity's reaction upon hearing Applejack not only drop her accent, but start speaking like a cultured Manehattenite. Much later,.
 * Large Ham: Rarity really amps up her tendency towards melodrama in this one...
 * Mister Mango Marmalade has a way of Chewing the Scenery as well.
 * Maintain the Lie: After Rarity ropes her into using her 'city-folk accent' when first meeting Marmalade, Applejack finds herself forced to keep it up for fear they'll get kicked out.
 * Mood Swinger: Rarity does more than her fair share of this, going from wailing over her plight to a cheery "Coooo-miiiiing~" the moment someone knocks on her door.
 * Mundane Utility: Rarity has no problem having Applejack wear her Element Of Generosity as a simple necklace.
 * Oh Crap: Applejack does this a few times, but the first is when she accidentally lapses into her Manehatten accent in front of Rarity, then sees her reaction.
 * Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Applejack becomes terrified of this..
 * Princess for a Day
 * Punny Name: In keeping with the usual town names in the series, the EACE is being held in Yokelahoma City.
 * Pygmalion Snapback: And Applejack is glad for it, as are
 * Rule of Three: It turns out.
 * The EACE also runs for three full days, much to Applejack's dismay once she realizes she'll be expected to keep up the fancy-talk act the whole time.
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Mango Marmalade's speech tends towards this.
 * She Cleans Up Nicely
 * Southern Belle: The dress Rarity designs for Applejack to wear at the EACE is in this style.
 * The accent Apple Bloom attempts to show she's capable of 'fancy-talking' too is... somewhat in this style.
 * Supreme Chef: One taste of Applejack's fritters immediately convinces Mister Marmalade that she deserves a place at the EACE as well.
 * Title Drop: As the title states, Applejack doesn't realize she even has an accent, and says as much several times.
 * Unaccustomed as I Am to Public Speaking: Certainly, she's not used to speaking in her Manehatten accent, so when she's called upon to give a big speech...
 * Wham! Line:
 * Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises: Rarity, upon hearing Applejack go from farmer's drawl to cultured city accent out of nowhere.