Kyonyuu Fantasy/Characters

Lute Hende
The main protagonist of the story. Graduated dead last from the Knight Academy.


 * Accidental Pornomancer
 * Be Yourself He invokes this with just about everyone he meets, especially with women.
 * Berserk Button Shockingly, he has one! Most of the time, he's a kind-hearted, patient, and tolerant man, but....
 * Beware of the Nice Ones Lute is usually a very calm and laid-back individual. However, even his patience has limits, such as . Another time, was during.
 * Blinding Bangs His red hair is always covering his eyes.
 * Born Lucky It's assumed this was why Lute manages to be so successful yet otherwise seem so unimpressive to most characters. Admittedly, one of his biggest accomplishments: . Was pretty much pure luck, which even HE admits and tried to convince everyone of, because.
 * Brilliant But Lazy Graduated bottom of his class at the Knight Academy, but.
 * Camp Cook During . However, despite scoring dead last in all classes at the Knight's Academy,, so he takes on this role for them. In fact, . Either way, Lute's skills in this help start to demonstrate that maybe he isn't as useless as she first assumed.
 * Chekhov's Gun Simply put: ..
 * Chivalrous Pervert He's very honest and straightforward with those he's around, especially the women, and yes he has an obvious thing for breasts, but he still treats them as people.
 * Conveniently an Orphan.
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Disappeared Dad.
 * Fearless Fool Lute is sometimes called this by those he meets. For his part, he DOES experience fear, but there are situations when others seem to think someone like him should be afraid, but he doesn't. He equates this more to him not fully realizing the severity of such situations given his laid-back nature rather than him being brave or actually fearless.
 * Fiery Redhead He's a mostly laid-back individual, and he doesn't have much of a temper. However, when it comes to something he's actually passionate about, he's second to none.
 * It is revealed that he is.
 * H-Game POV Character Lute is an extremely positive example of a Type III A. His endings tend to end with him in Type I territory, though a few have shades of Type II A.
 * Handsome Lech He comes off as one in the anime adaptation due to most of his backstory and characterization not making it in.
 * Healing Hands Not exactly for healing of wounds, but his hands are able to . His hands also.
 * Heroic RROD Happens  to Lute in the entire story. First was during . The  time was when Lute was with ..
 * Heroic BSOD You'd think so, considering some of the things he goes through would probably result in this, but Lute never seems to lose hope. He mostly attributes it with his laid-back carefree nature, rather than him being brave or fearless. The closest times he gets to this are: In Isis' route, . In Luceria and the Harem route, there are a few moments..
 * Humble Hero Through his entire story, he remains completely humble the entire time. Never once does he flaunt his rank or accomplishments in the faces of others . He even discusses this at times with others,.
 * In both the anime and visual novel,.
 * Living Aphrodisiac His status grants him magical hands,.
 * Missing Mom Neither of Lute's parents make physical appearances in either the anime or visual novel, but his mother's voice is heard through flashbacks. And, technically speaking, she IS seen (though obscured) in at least 1 piece official art in the series' art book as seen here..
 * The Pornomancer Him being the protagonist of a visual novel known as "Funbag Fantasy", it should be no surprise. Except that
 * Real Men Cook.
 * Roaring Rampage of Rescue Hilariously done in Isis' route by Lute,.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something Regardless of his rises in rank, he usually takes it upon himself to get things done, but he is also smart enough to recognize when other people would be better suited to completing certain tasks instead of him, so he will request they do so.
 * Their First Time In both the anime and visual novel, The rest is history...
 * Trademark Favorite Food In both the anime and visual novel his favorite food is... Bread.
 * When It All Began Lute reveals to that he developed his large breast fetish upon meeting her during his time at the Royal Knight's Academy, in fact it led him to.
 * Their First Time In both the anime and visual novel, The rest is history...
 * Trademark Favorite Food In both the anime and visual novel his favorite food is... Bread.
 * When It All Began Lute reveals to that he developed his large breast fetish upon meeting her during his time at the Royal Knight's Academy, in fact it led him to.

Shamsiel Sahar
A succubus demon-girl that falls in love with Lute Hende.


 * Absolute Cleavage Her outfit leaves little to the imagination, but justified with her being a succubus, it makes perfect sense.
 * And Your Reward Is Clothes
 * Badass in Distress Most of the time, Shamsiel is easiest the most powerful person in any room she enters ..
 * Break The Cutie.
 * Berserk Button She doesn't like it when people constantly belittle or act mean toward Lute, and even offers to devour them, and . She also doesn't like it whenever.
 * Big Damn Heroes.
 * Breast Expansion Happens in both the anime and the visual novel, and both times However, in the.
 * But Not Too Bi She's a succubus, so she prefers to attack men.
 * Chekhov's Gun Simply put: ..
 * Covert Pervert Subtlety and sexuality are never mixed with her in pretty much any way. She says what she wants, when she wants it, and often times goes straight for it. However, the only actual "covert" part of this trope applies to how she tends to use her magic to conceal her presence from others and spy on them, even during their more  But then...
 * Clingy Jealous Girl Surprisingly enough... or not! However, at the same time,  With that being said, there is at least  genuine instance of her showing jealousy towards . The reason for this was because Shamsiel could  However, she actually
 * Cute Monster Girl Cute? Definitely. Monster? She's a high-class demon, so she can be at times
 * Cute Little Fangs She sports them well, and they're a nice reminder that she's not human. She's a succubus, and make no mistake: If you do anything to insult her or otherwise piss her off... She. will. EAT YOU UP!
 * Death by Sex Happens to most of her "victims".
 * Did You Just Have Sex? She calls Lute out on this a few times, usually to tease him about it, but.
 * Defeat Means Friendship
 * Even Evil Has Standards While not so much evil, she's still a member of a demonic race, but there are lines even she wouldn't cross.
 * Erotic Eating In just about every sense, but given her status as a succubus, it's no surprise.
 * Eyes of Gold She has gorgeous golden eyes that also glow in the dark, making them Glowing Eyes of Doom too.
 * Fate Worse Than Death Being a succubus, those whom she engages in intercourse with die when she "drains" them. An in-story example is what happened to.
 * Feminine Women Can Cook Surprised?.
 * Fiery Redhead Though she may not have the temper of most examples of this, anyone who knows even a little about her, knows she has a burning passionate side. She's very outgoing, she'll always speak her mind, and she could care less who knows it.
 * Gag Boobs
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . For her part, Shamsiel was !
 * Horny Devil Make no mistake, she's a succubus. So her interests, hobbies, thoughts, and desires have one thing in common. Of course, she DOES have actual horns, wings, and a tail.
 * Hot Witch Being a succubus, she has an array of magical powers such as flight, being able to change weapons into carrots, able to kill human men by draining their life force, warping long distances quickly, able to lift large amounts of weight, can phase through walls and the floor, and can even become invisible to anyone she wants and control who is able to see her at will.
 * Interspecies Romance Her being a succubus, which is a class of demon, and Lute being human...
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy In the routes where you don't choose her, she basically ends up doing this.
 * Living Aphrodisiac She's a succubus, so it's very hard to resist her, and very easy to be ensnared by her.
 * Lingerie Scene I know what you're thinking, and it's true almost all scenes with her could count, but this is about one specific scene for her: It happens in the, when Lute first arrives to . However, it becomes this when Lute gives Shamsiel a gift he'd requested directly from the King while he had been in the capital:
 * Lovable Sex Maniac She's a su-ccu-bu-s, so of course she's this.
 * Made of Iron Not in the way of being actually durable..., but her demonic powers allow her to phase through solid objects , but apart from magic or magic objects, she is near-invulnerable to everything.
 * Matchmaker Crush In a few of the routes, she helps Lute out with his other love interests even though she loves him too.
 * Moment Killer Almost immediately after every. single. touching moment Lute has with any other girl besides her, the second he's alone she will almost always appear from nowhere to playfully tease him about what just happened. That said, she tends to use this to lead into having her own moments with him as well. In fact, she also inverts this trope sometimes for the benefit of Lute's other love interests when she uses her magic to prevent outsiders from disturbing Lute and whoever he's currently being intimate with.
 * My Sensors Indicate You Want to Tap That She can read Lute like a book, and openly teases him about it, but at the same time, he knows she has feelings for him too, which she teases him about too.
 * Our Demons Are Different She's a succubus, which according to her is near the top of the demon hierarchy. However, aside from her near-insatiable sexual hunger, she acts more humanely toward Lute than probably anyone else.
 * Pep Talker Whenever Lute seems to be feeling down or unworthy of praise, Shamsiel will almost always appear to say or do something to cheer him on and up.
 * Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant Most of the time we see her, we're either too busy laughing along with (or at) her jokes and playful antics or we're distracted by her hotness. But, there are a few moments in both the anime and visual novel where she reminds us just what she as a succubus (2nd highest class of demon) is capable of doing to the average person. Especially men.
 * Opera Gloves They're pretty close to being Detached Sleeves, except that they extend to her hands and are similar to Fingerless Gloves.
 * Perky Female Minion At times, she comes across as this to Lute.
 * Pool Scene
 * Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl Lute is definitely smart, though unskilled in most areas. Meanwhile, Shamsiel is an energetic succubus with an insatiable appetite for fun...
 * Sex Face Turn Her status before actually meeting Lute is hard to gauge. She's a succubus who at least by the start of the story, had killed several men The rest is history...
 * She's Got Legs She sure does! Her being a succubus and all, it's no surprise. She wears a pair of high-heeled, dark purple, zip-up boots with the zipper seemingly always partially opened. She also wears light purple, thigh-high stockings with garter straps connecting them to the rest of her outfit..
 * Single Target Sexuality After that first night with Lute, she claims that she will only ever do anything sexual with him ever. That's not to say she wouldn't use her powers on those who wronged or attempted to harm Lute, such as.
 * Sleep Cute In the anime,.
 * Stalker with a Crush Done playfully for the most part, but zigzagged since in some routes it is hinted that.
 * Stripperiffic Her outfits are this... Justified, given she's a succubus..
 * Supporting Harem Depending on which route you pick, determines her role in this to Lute.
 * Serenade Your Lover In the route, she . . Special note.
 * Talented Princess, Regular Guy Played with in that, she isn't explicitly a "princess", she is a very powerful succubus which according to her is near the top of their world's demon hierarchy. Lute on the other hand graduated at the very bottom of the class at the Knight Academy, and while it may have some prestige to it, he wasn't especially skilled in most areas anyway,.
 * Troll She absolutely loves messing around with people. During the story, she has many moments where she teases Lute, but most of the time she does it playfully..
 * Their First Time.
 * You Taste Delicious She says this about Lute.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type A - Thigh-highs with garter straps.
 * Troll She absolutely loves messing around with people. During the story, she has many moments where she teases Lute, but most of the time she does it playfully..
 * Their First Time.
 * You Taste Delicious She says this about Lute.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type A - Thigh-highs with garter straps.

Isis Petrovna Elenskaya
The top female graduate from the Royal Knight's Academy, and the number 2 overall graduate from the class that Lute was part of. .


 * In the anime,.
 * Badass Cape.
 * Badass in Distress She was the top female graduate from the Knight's Academy, and 2nd overall only to Motaire, her fiance. However, in her route she becomes this several times, and justified since she gets more or less thrown into a situation that leaves her quite out of her element. For starters....
 * Bathing Beauty In her own route as well as, but when it happens in her own route,.
 * Berserk Button At first it is towards Lute for, it changes to anyone trying to.
 * Big Ego, Hidden Depths She has a bit of an inflated ego at the start, but in time it's revealed that.
 * Bodyguard Crush In the routes, she voluntarily becomes Lute's personal bodyguard, after seeing how brilliant he actually is, especially compared to her fiance Motaire.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy Isis winds up experiencing a version of this a number of times... . Later on In the anime,
 * Break The Cutie Happens, big time in route. See Despair Event Horizon below...
 * Cannot Spit It Out Happens to her in route when it is revealed that she cried at Lute's and  wedding.
 * Career Versus Man At the end of her route, she and Lute
 * Clingy Jealous Girl She has quite a few moments of this:.
 * Comforting Comforter See You Must Be Cold below...
 * Compressed Adaptation Her role is very compact in the anime versus the visual novel. In the anime, she seems to have replaced (and at least somewhat inherited) the combined roles of Motaire, Emeralia, and even herself from the visual novels. What does that mean? Well... ..
 * Covert Pervert In a few of the routes where she warms up to Lute, she sometimes makes jokes to him, or misinterprets his jokes as serious and actually offers to accept his joking advances as real, only to usually withdraw bashfully the next moment.
 * Chekov's Gun It's only ever mentioned in her own route, but she has a.
 * Dark and Troubled Past That said,
 * Despair Event Horizon Her route is brimming with moments where she is experiencing this..
 * With how Motaire speaks to and treats her, especially at the start of her route, . It explains a lot of her behavior during said mission such as:.
 * Feminine Women Can Cook At the beginning of her route, . It's revealed that In time though,.
 * Fingerless Gloves She's one of the few in the story to even wear actual gloves, but hers are this.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this in her route after Lute manages to
 * Ice Queen Due to some Blue Blood arrogance early on.
 * Defrosting Ice Queen.
 * Hidden Heart of Gold.
 * Teacher-Student Romance Somewhat in route, where she teaches
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . In Isis' case, and had she not been there to help,.
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy In the, it is implied that Also happens in
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her becoming Lute's bodyguard.
 * I Have You Now, My Pretty In the Visual Novel during her.
 * Improbable Antidote In the anime,
 * Intimate Healing Of the variation:
 * Matchmaker Crush.
 * Outlaw Couple
 * Tsundere In her or the route, she starts out flat out despising him, but through the course of the story, she eventually warms up to him, and becomes this for a little while, but then moves to openly loving him.
 * Road Trip Romance Her route is this. Combined with elements of rescue romance.
 * Rescue Sex Happens to her in a more literal sense in her route. The first time was after she was, and Lute was trying to...  The second time is after she gets
 * Sexless Marriage Arranged marriage to Motaire, for her part, she would be happy if . He on the other hand,
 * She's Got Legs They pretty much all do, but her legs are especially noticeable.
 * There are 2 cases of this for Isis: . In the Route in particular is the 2nd case of this for her..
 * So Beautiful It's a Curse She says that the Royal Guard is pretty much a "man's world", because all members are men aside from her, and they (even their commanding officer, but never Motaire) are always talking about her breasts or trying to cop a feel. She wonders if it would have been better if they were smaller, but Lute tells her that they suit her. To which she playfully calls him a perv.
 * Suck Out the Poison.
 * Talking in Your Sleep She does this twice in her own route.
 * Talking in Bed.
 * Unfortunate Name Her first name. Unfortunately, she shares it with a certain unlikable terrorist organization.
 * When It All Began.
 * You Must Be Cold.
 * In her own route, . In the Harem Route,.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type B - Over-the-Knees with tights underneath and boots.
 * Unfortunate Name Her first name. Unfortunately, she shares it with a certain unlikable terrorist organization.
 * When It All Began.
 * You Must Be Cold.
 * In her own route, . In the Harem Route,.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type B - Over-the-Knees with tights underneath and boots.

Gladys Von Wackenheim
Her father was the best royal knight in the kingdom, but he defected to a rebel movement which she took over after he passed away. It's said that her skills are unmatched in both swordplay and chess. Since her father had always wanted a son, she referred to herself as such. She likes men with a sense of humor, but hates skirt-chasers.


 * Action Girlfriend To Lute. Should the situation call for it, she is second to none in swordplay..
 * Authority Equals Asskicking She took over the rebel armies after her father passed away, and is widely regarded as the best swordsman in the kingdom, if not the world.
 * Badass Cape See her image? Complete with cool shoulder armor.
 * Badass Damsel Zigzagged, . Later on,.
 * Benevolent Boss It's mentioned many times that her subordinates all look up to and respect her, and her actions support this such as It is also noted that
 * Berserk Button Go ahead, mock or threaten Lute in front of her. Or worse yet, try to actually kill Lute.
 * Big Damn Heroes.
 * Big Sister Mentor She was this to, that is... Until . However,.
 * Bodyguard Crush Not in the same way as, because she never actually becomes his official bodyguard, but she DOES proclaim it her duty to protect him as his self-proclaimed true wife.}}
 * Brutal Honesty Once she falls for Lute, she says or does whatever she wants around him, and she doesn't care who else is around..
 * Cannot Spit It Out She admits that she had admired Lute from the start, but it isn't until he finally that she declares herself to be.
 * Chessmaster In both a literal and figurative sense. For the literal, As for figuratively,
 * Covert Pervert Initially, but after, the "covert" part goes out the window.
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Detached Sleeves They're pretty close to being Opera Gloves, except that they don't extend to her hands.
 * Zigzagged..
 * Divided We Fall.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty She can be quite good at barking orders at times....
 * . To be fair,
 * Erotic Eating.
 * Fantastic Racism.
 * Follow in My Footsteps Her father was thought to be the greatest knight of his generation,
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, after Lute is seeks out the aid of.
 * If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Him... Once she declares her eternal love and unyielding devotion to him. She tells this to just about everyone around her. If you even speak about Lute negatively and she hears of it, you WILL suffer her wrath..
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy
 * Iron Lady Considering how people from all sides of the political and social spectrums in their kingdom all revere her, she is definitely this.
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her becoming Lute's woman, she declares that she would make the entire world her enemy if necessary for the sake of protecting Lute.
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown Given to.
 * Off with His Head What she does to.
 * Tsundere In the routes at first, but after a few run-ins with him and following their duel, she falls in love with him.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them..
 * Engages in this in routes with her after Lute manages to.
 * Magnificent Bastard Even as the head of a rebellion against the King, all across the land, people can't help but praise her and for being such outstanding individuals, whether in swordplay,, or . Even the Prime Minister acknowledges her....
 * Raised as the Opposite Gender Her father had always wanted a son, so for a long time she referred to herself as such. Only those who actually knew her were aware of her actually being a woman, and even then she addressed herself in a masculine manner..
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning Her eyes are piercing and red. If you piss her off, you're basically seconds away from death.
 * Stern Teacher Toward Motaire when he was a child, she taught him swordplay and chess. It actually paid off since he graduated top of his class at the Knight Academy..
 * Stripperiffic Her outfit is this, but whether she did this intentionally to help her in combat or not is anyone's guess.
 * Talking in Bed Does this the morning after she sneaks into Lute's room, and, she.
 * Talking in Your Sleep.
 * Terrorist Without a Cause ZigZagged. Technically speaking,.
 * The General's Daughter She's the daughter of General Wackenheim, who was the best knight in the kingdom (and possibly the world).
 * Underboobs Just look at her outfit, complete with Bare Your Midriff.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair Her hair is light purple, and her skin is Ambiguously Brown.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending She never gets her own route with her own singular ending, but the lengths she goes to be with Lute are remarkable, and thus when it comes to her fate in the Harem Route, it is definitely a case of this..
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type B - Over-the-Knees with metal boots up-to-the-knees.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair Her hair is light purple, and her skin is Ambiguously Brown.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending She never gets her own route with her own singular ending, but the lengths she goes to be with Lute are remarkable, and thus when it comes to her fate in the Harem Route, it is definitely a case of this..
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type B - Over-the-Knees with metal boots up-to-the-knees.

Roxanne De Desir
Wife of the Prefect of Boan. Originally from Shoenburg (like Lute), she lived there until she was 5. She likes hearing things about the capital. She dislikes cold, lonely nights in Boan.


 * Cannot Spit It Out Starts out like this due to her being married and all...
 * Covert Pervert Considering how lonely she is, and the nature of her unique, it's no wonder she.
 * Dark and Troubled Past Her family were only minor nobles, and the man who would end up becoming her husband only sought her hand out of desperation to try and attain any sort of a rise in political or economic status, but . So he forces her to . Instead, he took to.
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy Happens in the routes aside from her own and the
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her agreeing to.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this in her route after Lute manages to
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . Roxanne's role in this !
 * Graceful Ladies Like Purple Her dress is purple and certainly gives a sense of regal elegance...
 * Love Hungry Her husband, the Prefect of Boan doesn't care for her at all. She's isolated and lonely, so it's understandable that she takes to Lute so easily.
 * MILF Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE who sees her, thinks she is this. There's plenty of reasons to think so: Her breasts are huge, she's married , and she's in right the age range for it. . But to everyone's surprises, she ISN'T one. Why? . HOWEVER...
 * Opera Gloves They're VERY close to being Detached Sleeves, except that they extend to her hands and are similar to Fingerless Gloves.
 * Ojou She's from a lesser noble family, and married to the Prefect of Boan. They aren't royalty, but they are living better than probably anyone else in Boan by the time the story starts.
 * Proper Lady She certainly is one.
 * Put on a Bus.
 * Sexless Marriage Her marriage to the Prefect of Boan was this..
 * Silk Hiding Steel She's not trained in combat, but she's a fighter nonetheless...
 * Talking in Bed
 * Ugly Guy, Hot Wife Her husband is pretty underwhelming, while she is straight up drop-dead gorgeous!
 * Unwitting Pawn
 * It goes, because her husband the Prefect of Boan . While on the other hand, , and at the same time, her husband
 * Unwitting Pawn
 * It goes, because her husband the Prefect of Boan . While on the other hand, , and at the same time, her husband

Lady Emeralia
The Prime Minister's closest subordinate, and private tutor to Princess Luceria.


 * All Women Are Lustful Zigzagged.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy She even tries to.
 * Cannot Spit It Out After.
 * Cleavage Window See her image.
 * Covert Pervert 95% of the time she has the same stoic look on her face, and in fact she hates men.
 * Deadpan Snarker See the picture of her? 95% of the time, she has that same deadpan look on her face. That said, she has no snark nor humor to go with it. She just speaks when necessary and only about what is necessary,.
 * Dark and Troubled Past Hers is perhaps the saddest of them all...
 * Does Not Like Men She openly admits this. Reason being:
 * Zigzagged..
 * Emotionless Girl Zigzagged. Of course she HAS emotions, but thanks to the utter hell she endured being raised (and "raised" is used very very lightly in this case) by, she was basically forced to suppress her emotions as a way of coping with what he puts her through and forces her to do for him..
 * Hot Librarian Be honest. One look at her image and you thought she was this. (It's the book and Sexy Spectacles isn't it?)
 * Hot Teacher She is Princess Luceria's private teacher/tutor, and yes she IS pretty hot.
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy
 * Cue the much needed and deserved water-works from her.
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this.
 * She had been sent by to try and do this to Lute in order to, although
 * Smart People Wear Glasses She's highly educated (she's even the private teacher/tutor to Princess Luceria), she's skilled in magic and seduction/manipulation, she, and yes, she wears glasses.
 * The Stoic Has a deadpan facial expression almost constantly? Check. Wears Stoic Spectacles? Check. Acts like an Emotionless Girl ? Check....
 * Stoic Spectacles Hers double as Sexy Spectacles.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She is missing from the anime adaptation,.
 * When She Smiles She has a very pleasant smile when she shows her true emotions and true happiness.
 * The Stoic Has a deadpan facial expression almost constantly? Check. Wears Stoic Spectacles? Check. Acts like an Emotionless Girl ? Check....
 * Stoic Spectacles Hers double as Sexy Spectacles.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She is missing from the anime adaptation,.
 * When She Smiles She has a very pleasant smile when she shows her true emotions and true happiness.

Luceria von Diamante
Princess of the Edelland Kingdom. She is Prince Bobon's step-sister.


 * Badass Princess She may not be as skilled in combat, but make no mistake, she is very deadly in her own ways. Not to mention, during the route after.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness She's drop-dead gorgeous, and as sweet as can be.
 * Be a Whore to Get Your Man In her route, from her lessons in . This leads to her . Done somewhat in the, because.
 * Berserk Button
 * Cannot Spit It Out She starts out very shy and bashful around Lute., she starts being more forward with others.
 * Covert Pervert To the point that even she didn't know about it.
 * Unintentionally and unwittingly for her part..
 * Dark and Troubled Past She may a princess, but having to grow up alongside Prince Bobon must have been hell. That's not all though, because
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them..
 * Engages in this.
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . Princess Luceria's role is !
 * Unbeknownst to her,.
 * Opera Gloves They're pretty close to being Detached Sleeves, except that they extend to her hands and are similar to Fingerless Gloves.
 * Princesses Prefer Pink See her image.
 * Royal Blood Her father is the King of Edelland. Her mother, was his . This means Luceria is.
 * Spoiled Sweet She's as nice as can be to pretty much anybody she meets. She grew up very sheltered,.
 * Took A Level In Badass In a different sort of way in Meanwhile, in the
 * Unwitting Pawn.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She isn't in the anime adaptation.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type A - Thigh-highs with high heel shoes.
 * Unwitting Pawn.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She isn't in the anime adaptation.
 * Zettai Ryouiki Type A - Thigh-highs with high heel shoes.

King Hagel von Diamante I
The King of Edelland. He is the father of Prince Bobon and Princess Luceria. He lives in the royal palace in Shoenburg, the capital city of Edelland. During the time of the story, he has been trying to initiate political reform from a system of (allegedly greedy) nobles ruling territories to that of a Knighted Bureaucracy (a meritocracy) where skilled, educated, and loyal knights would control territories instead.


 * Adaptational Badass He's way more fleshed out in the visual novel than the anime.
 * Berserk Button Yes! HE has one, and it's pretty funny when it shows up.
 * Big Good Is this overall in the Visual Novel and anime.
 * Genre Savvy
 * The Good King All things considered, he's a good king, a reasonable man, and he was making considerable progress in improving things for his Kingdom's citizens.
 * Informed Ability.
 * Nice Guy Apart from Lute, the King is just about the nicest man in the Visual Novel and Anime.
 * Overprotective Dad.
 * Open-Minded Parent In Luceria's route,.
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Zigzagged.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure His subjects utterly adore him (for the most part).
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something.
 * Sacrificial Lion
 * The Greatest Story Never Told Signs point to his backstory being quite interesting, but we're never told much about it. Such as:
 * Treachery Cover-Up He does it . ..
 * What the Hell Hero So... It's established that the king is very smart and kind. . At the same time though, why did he keep that information
 * Where Did We Go Wrong? With Prince Bobon. It's an absolute mystery trying to figure how someone as rotten as Prince Bobon is related to him or Princess Luceria who turned out fine.
 * Treachery Cover-Up He does it . ..
 * What the Hell Hero So... It's established that the king is very smart and kind. . At the same time though, why did he keep that information
 * Where Did We Go Wrong? With Prince Bobon. It's an absolute mystery trying to figure how someone as rotten as Prince Bobon is related to him or Princess Luceria who turned out fine.

General Felzen
General of Edelland's military.


 * Authority Equals Asskicking General Felzen is the toughest general in the Edelland military (apart from Gladys,
 * Badass Cape His comes complete with badass shoulder armor.
 * Benevolent Boss His troops all respect him, and for good reason.
 * Big Brother Instinct He acts like this.
 * Big Good.
 * Cool Old Guy.
 * Digging Yourself Deeper When Wone Qwanne, is accused of overstepping his authority when he.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty He's a good commanding officer, and his troops would follow him anywhere. However, if you do something to upset him, he'll get in your face, and give you a good taste of his fist.
 * Fiery Redhead Hot-blooded temper? Check. Outgoing attitude? Check. Red hair? Check.
 * Genre Savvy He knows from experience that the Prime Minister is not to be trusted,.
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . At the same time though, Felzen,.
 * Heel Face Turn While not a villain, he and the other 2 generals are fairly hard on Lute in the beginning.
 * Jerkass Of the 3 generals, Felzen is the most outspoken amongst them, which gives him a bad reputation among the nobles. He was liked by the King and late Queen, but the Prime Minister hates him, and had him removed from the capital at the first chance he could. . That said,.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold He's tough, he's loud, and he's very forward with everyone about his views this made it to where most of the noble class hate him, but his troops respect and trust him dearly..
 * Old Soldier He is this, but is the youngest of the 3 generals..
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He's brash, outspoken, and courageous. He garners great respect from his troops, and is never one to stay behind when there's a battle.
 * Sand in My Eyes.
 * Sand in My Eyes.

General Zant
General of Edelland. .


 * Authority Equals Asskicking Not as strong as Felzen, but he too Furthermore, when discussing the matter of who should be the next Commander of the Guards, Lute said that
 * Badass Cape His is white with gold trim.
 * Big Good: Not as prominently as Felzen, but he eventually becomes a supporter of Lute as well, even personally intervening when Motaire tries to attack him at a formal ball.
 * Digging Yourself Deeper When One Coin, is accused of overstepping his authority when he.
 * Genre Savvy He warns Lute about getting involved with women at the celebratory party in his honor. It is implied that he had been taken advantage of a woman before, so he spoke from experience.
 * Gold Digger.
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . At the same time though, Zant, !
 * Heel Face Turn He isn't evil, but he and the other generals were very mean to Lute at the beginning of the story.
 * Jerkass He and the other 2 generals were pretty harsh on Lute at the start of the story..
 * Jerkass Has a Point.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold He cares very much for the well being of the kingdom, but treats Lute like utter crap.
 * Old Soldier Of the 3 generals, he is implied to be the middle one in terms of age..
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: He's not as physical as Felzen, but when Motaire tries to attack Lute a formal ball, he's immediately on it and has Motaire thrown out.

General Schlamm
A general of Edellbard, and was a graduate from the very first class at the Royal Knight's Academy. .


 * Authority Equals Asskicking Schlamm may be old, but he's still a tough commander..
 * Badass Cape Wears a white cape with a golden trim.
 * Big Good: Becomes one as part of a Big Damn Heroes moment towards the end of the Harem Route.
 * Genre Savvy In a world of demons, magic, political strife, and rebellions, one would need to be this to have lasted as long as he has.
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . At the same time though, Schlamm, !
 * Grumpy Old Man He wasn't fond of Lute to begin with. He wasn't impressed with any of that year's graduates from the Knight's Academy either..
 * Heel Face Turn He isn't evil, but he's very rude to most people apart from his fellow generals.
 * Jerkass He is very harsh on the youngsters these days..
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold He is loyal to the kingdom, but he thinks very little of the younger generations, especially Lute..
 * Old Windbag He is not very impressed with youngsters these days..
 * Old Soldier He is the oldest of the 3 generals, and was a graduate from the very first class at the Royal Knight's Academy. He doesn't think highly of the latest generation of knights,.
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something ..
 * The Bus Came Back Of the 3 generals, he is the one to be around the least..

Aristera
One of Motaire's groupies.


 * Be a Whore to Get Your Man She and Droit's approaches to getting with Motaire..
 * Day in The Limelight No, neither she nor Droit get a route..
 * Gold Digger She and Aristera seem to go after and cling to whoever is the most popular, powerful, and/or wealthy in their midst. With the exception being Bobon, who had attempted to force them into it.
 * Even Evil Has Standards She may be a gold digger, but even she refuses to let Bobon..., touch her.
 * Escape Artist She and Droit seem to be able to come and go in the castle as they please, but not because they're given permission though..
 * Fragile Speedster She and Droit aren't trained in combat at all, but they can outrun Isis, even while wearing high heels.
 * Power Is Sexy She and Droit fawn over whoever is the biggest deal around them. At first, it's.
 * Stripperific Her outfit brings to mind belly dancers.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She and Droit are missing from the anime adaptation, along with Motaire.
 * Your Cheating Heart She is one of the girls with.

Droit
One of Motaire's groupies.


 * Be a Whore to Get Your Man She and Aristera's approaches to getting with Motaire..
 * Day in The Limelight No, neither she nor Aristera get a route..
 * Gold Digger She and Aristera seem to go after and cling to whoever is the most popular, powerful, and/or wealthy in their midst. With the exception being Bobon, who had attempted to force them into it.
 * Even Evil Has Standards She and Aristera may be gold diggers, but neither of them were willing to let Bobon, touch them.
 * Escape Artist She and Aristera seem to be able to come and go in the castle as they please, but not because they're given permission though..
 * Fragile Speedster She and Droit aren't trained in combat at all, but they can outrun Isis, even while wearing high heels.
 * Power Is Sexy She and Aristera fawn over whoever is the biggest deal around them. At first, it's.
 * Stripperiffic Her outfit is similar to what you'd expect an exotic dancer to wear, although not as much as Aristera's.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? She and Aristera are missing from the anime adaptation, along with Motaire.
 * Your Cheating Heart.

Motaire De Platine
Top of graduate of the Royal Knight academy class that Lute was in.


 * Asshole Victim See Jerkass below and then it's doubtful he'll get any sympathy from you when he you hear he....
 * Bastard Boyfriend Or rather, fiance. To Isis. He treats her horribly, despite all her efforts to try and get things to work.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness Inverted. See Jerkass.
 * Berserk Button Lute's existence annoys him. Lute being a part of his class in the Knight's Academy irritates him..
 * Casanova Wannabe He thinks his status, reputation, and family are his keys to pursuing just about any woman he wants..
 * Covert Pervert.
 * Compensating for Something Unlike Lute, Motaire loves pointing out his accomplishments and who he is to other people, his family is responsible for inventing the bra in their world, so he's extremely wealthy....
 * Almost..
 * Drowning My Sorrows Following, there is a banquet held that night to celebrate. While attending, Motaire is furious at the mere idea of.
 * Entitled Bastard His ego leads him to believe he is far superior than most, especially in the case of Lute..
 * Entitled to Have You.
 * Handsome Lech
 * Historical In-Joke His family is said to have been responsible for inventing the bra in their universe. Suffice to say his family is among the richest in the world during the story.
 * Humiliation Conga Mostly his own fault thanks to his ego.
 * It's complicated. VERY complicated....
 * It's All About Me he sponges off his reputation from graduating top of his class at the Knight's Academy, as well as the fact that his family invented the bra.
 * Jerkass He has an enormous ego. He had graduated at the top of his class at the Knight Academy, which he loves to tell people. . This all on top of how lowly he sees and treats Lute, and.
 * Mistreated Bride.
 * In the Harem route,.
 * Gondor Calls For Aid In the Harem Route, when Lute is . Throughout this, Motaire actually !
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown He ends up on the receiving end of one of these several times due to his pride and mistreatment of Lute.
 * Pet The Dog Now don't misunderstand, he treats Isis like utter garbage almost all the time, despite her best efforts to make a relationship work between them. . Unfortunately though,.
 * Royal Blood Not royal per say, but his family invented the bra, and given how big a deal that is, it's safe to say his family will never have to worry about money. It is also his status as a Royal Knight that gives his family prestige.
 * Small Name, Big Ego His family invented the bra, and he was the top graduate from his class at the Knight's Academy. His ego however, is so inflated that it's almost like he thinks he invented the bra and opened the royal Knight's Academy himself.
 * Spoiled Brat His family invented the bra, and thus are likely among the richest people in the world at that time, so it isn't much of a surprise that he became this.
 * Teeny Weenie.
 * Took A Level In Badass He starts out as the top graduate of the Royal Knight's Academy, but.
 * Took a Level In Kindness,.
 * Unwitting Pawn To the Prime Minister.
 * What Happened To The Mouse? Motaire isn't present in the Anime adaptation.
 * Your Cheating Heart Zigzagged. MANY times..
 * In Isis' route,.
 * Alternately, in the Harem Route,.
 * Alternately, in the Harem Route,.

Prince Bobon von Diamante
Firstborn son of King Hagel I. Graduated from the Royal Knight's Academy along with Lute, Motaire, and Isis.


 * How he views himself, regardless of the route he thinks he can and should do whatever he wants..
 * What he finds out he actually is....
 * Animal Motifs.
 * Asshole Victim Given how he treats and sees other people, along with his arrogant personality, and rude disposition, NOBODY sympathizes with him regardless of the bad things that befall him.
 * Casanova Wannabe He thinks his status, reputation, and family are his keys to not just pursuing, but actually taking anything he wants and (disturbingly) any woman he wants all for himself..
 * Catch Phrase His way of laughing makes him seem like a cow. "Moohoo~"
 * Complete Monster Figuratively AND literally, depending on the route..
 * Death by Sex.
 * Entitled Bastard See Entitled to Have You and Jerkass below or Complete Monster above.
 * Entitled to Have You.
 * Evil Prince
 * Fat Bastard He's even carrying a big lollipop to put an exclamation point on his gluttony!
 * Fetish Retardant Prince Bobon is the most pathetically stupid, repulsive, delusional, and conceded idiot in the whole Visual Novel (and anime). His chances at being with a woman are so bad that . Having said that,.
 * From Nobody to Nightmare He may have been born a prince, but Bobon was NEVER going to sit on the throne He is cowardly, unskilled, stupid, and spoiled rotten, so on his own he's as much of a threat as a dirty diaper..
 * In-Series Nickname Most people mockingly call him "Baboon", "Cow", "Porky"..
 * Impersonation Gambit.
 * It's All About Me His sense of entitlement is boundless. He doesn't care for anything or anyone aside from himself.
 * Jerkass To the point that even most of the other villains have to grind their teeth just to put up with him..
 * Karmic Death Happens 3 times in the story, and each is more karmic than the last...
 * In route, we never see it, but Lute and Isis.
 * In route,.
 * In the route,.
 * Lack of Empathy Never shows an ounce of humanity to anyone.
 * Large Ham In the worst ways. Humorously though, the other characters tend to call him names like baboon, cow, or pig.
 * Man Child One look at his picture and he'll never be anything other than this in your eyes.
 * Mean Boss.
 * Pride Before a Fall From the very first time he shows up in the story, and all the way to the very end, NOBODY likes this guy. In or out of story.
 * Prince Charmless To the point he even resembles the Trope Namer.
 * Spanner in the Works Ironically, he becomes this to the other villains' plans, partially due to his stupidity, and because he's so arrogant he frustrates any attempt to have him follow an Evil Plan, something that drives to annoyance.
 * Screw the Rules, I Make Them He is ALL for people obeying every order, command, decision, law that HE comes up with... No matter how unreasonable or stupid, but he has zero regard for actually following any rules himself. He feels that if one makes the rules, one is above them and therefore NOT bound by them.
 * Sissy Villain This lard-ball is a total coward, completely unskilled (at anything), and SO spoiled, that the only way this fool is even close to a threat is . Otherwise?.
 * Teeny Weenie In route, he seizes.
 * Too Dumb To Live By all accounts, it was actually Bobon, who should have graduated dead-last in their class from the Knight's Academy, but someone had altered his grades and set Lute as the bottom instead of him. Good news for everyone is that this makes him very predictable and easy to manipulate..
 * Token Motivational Nemesis, of all people is the one who feels he is this. The logic is that maybe by seeing how vile and repulsive someone like Bobon is, perhaps the rest of humanity would become inspired to be better than the sort of person he is.
 * Treacherous Advisor In the, when
 * Treachery Cover-Up When he had tried to
 * Troll This fat pig LOVES having power over others. He enjoys taunting and humiliating anyone and everyone he wants, and usually his reason for it is simply on a whim. ..
 * Teeny Weenie In route, he seizes.
 * Too Dumb To Live By all accounts, it was actually Bobon, who should have graduated dead-last in their class from the Knight's Academy, but someone had altered his grades and set Lute as the bottom instead of him. Good news for everyone is that this makes him very predictable and easy to manipulate..
 * Token Motivational Nemesis, of all people is the one who feels he is this. The logic is that maybe by seeing how vile and repulsive someone like Bobon is, perhaps the rest of humanity would become inspired to be better than the sort of person he is.
 * Treacherous Advisor In the, when
 * Treachery Cover-Up When he had tried to
 * Troll This fat pig LOVES having power over others. He enjoys taunting and humiliating anyone and everyone he wants, and usually his reason for it is simply on a whim. ..

Prefect Irboyne
The Prefect of Boan. He was a graduate of the Knight's Academy, and he was ranked dead-last in his class.


 * Asshole Victim.
 * Bad Boss He utterly HATES his job, since he is essentially the laughing-stock of the political community of his country. He therefore, hoards all the best of anything he can get ahold of in Boan for himself..
 * Big Bad Of the Boan arc.
 * Chessmaster He tries to be.
 * Dropped a Bridge on Him In both the anime and visual novel, he has a heart condition,.
 * Fallen Hero Using the word "hero" quite loosely here..
 * Karmic Death
 * Among the reasons he never consummated his marriage to Roxanne.
 * Perpetual Frowner While his assistant almost always smiles, he is almost always frowning.
 * Reassigned to Antarctica In Edelland politics, to be sent to Boan is widely seen as a punishment since it's such a backwater dirt-poor job. The Prefect feels like the laughingstock of the political community, and tries desperately to get back to the capital.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He tries to revolt with Prince Bobon.
 * Sacrificial Lion He tries to make Lute this twice..
 * Teeny Weenie One look at his wife, and you'll think he's insane to treat her as poorly as he does.
 * Uriah Gambit It's a strange one to be honest (especially the visual novel version):.
 * What Happened To The Mouse?.
 * What an Idiot! Look at Roxanne. Then look at him. Back at his wife. Back at him...
 * Xanatos Backfire He had tried to pull 2 Xanatos Gambits on Lute and both get turned around on him. Then, when Lute

Madoise
The assistant to the Prefect of Boan and steward to Castle Boan.


 * Asshole Victim.
 * Animal Motif Rodents.
 * Blatant Lies "Monster? What monster? There's no monster? The townspeople are just superstitious!"
 * Cheshire Cat Grin His is quite creepy, and he's almost perpetually sporting it.
 * The Dragon To the Prefect of Boan.
 * Dragon with an Agenda.
 * Professional Butt-Kisser If it isn't the Prefect's butt it's whoever else has as much or more power and wealth around him.
 * Perpetual Smiler He almost always has that creepy smile on his face, so it always seems like he is up to something,.
 * Schemer.
 * Tampering with Food and Drink.
 * What Happened To The Mouse.

Wan Coan
The Steward in Bustenhelter. He'd immigrated from an unnamed Oriental nation in the east. .


 * Asshole Victim He may not be as actively evil as the other villains of the story, but he's also pretty hard to feel sorry for when things go wrong for him. In fact, most of the time people are too busy laughing at his running gag to take him seriously.
 * Butt Monkey His name gets mispronounced by everyone, and nobody cares when he tries to correct them.
 * Do with Him as You Will.
 * Feed the Mole Literally. Lute turns this on him, because
 * Let's You and Him Fight.
 * Mook Lieutenant.
 * Running Gag People can't seem to get his name right.
 * Tampering with Food and Drink In both the anime and visual novel, he does this. In the anime, . In the visual novel,.
 * The Mole In both the anime and visual novel, he is taking orders from to sabotage the efforts of the King's forces to suppress the rebels of Inland led by  in Vunderbalt. However, it goes a bit deeper than that since he wasn't so much being ordered to bring the rebels victory, but instead that he was to.
 * Uriah Gambit Under orders from
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness When he is caught in the anime, . In the Visual Novel however, it's a bit different,.
 * Uriah Gambit Under orders from
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness When he is caught in the anime, . In the Visual Novel however, it's a bit different,.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness When he is caught in the anime, . In the Visual Novel however, it's a bit different,.

Prime Minister Rubin Von Bernstein
The Prime Minister of Edelland.


 * Big Bad Is this overall in the Visual Novel and anime...
 * Abomination Accusation Attack He invokes this on Lute. Technically speaking, it happens in every route. He sees Lute as scum that needs to die, but particular mention goes to what happens in
 * Asshole Victim.
 * Chronic Backstabbing Disorder SO much so... There's also, Prince Bobon... No surprise..
 * Conviction by Contradiction
 * Devil in Plain Sight He looks about as harmless as Disney's Jafar. Pretty much everyone knows he has his own agenda, but he sets himself up so that few are able to do anything. . It's a little different in the anime adaptation though, because in that one he seemingly puts on a facade of pretending to be nice as he tended to speak in a cheerful and somewhat goofy manner.
 * Dirty Old Man.
 * Evil Prime Minister By the time you've reached this guy's entry it's no secret.
 * Genre Savvy
 * Hoist By His Own Petard Big time...Many times... To dig a bit more into his downfall, it wasn't JUST  that he was mean to to where it would come back to bite him. There was also....
 * Chessmaster He manipulates people from the shadows to control the kingdom.
 * Loyal to the Position.
 * Obviously Evil Definitely. His attire, his voice, his face, his attitude, his manners, how he carries himself, how he sees and addresses others, how others talk about him... The only way it could be more obvious were if he had the words tattooed across his face!
 * Happens at the end of the Harem route, compliments of.
 * Reliably Unreliable Weapon By all accounts, this guy had all the right weapons: An anti-demonic sword and a, but he had neither the training in swordsmanship nor the to make them any more than totally useless to him.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He feels that his actions are what keeps the kingdom alive.
 * Schizo-Tech: In possession of some that is in far advance of any other technology in the setting, a . Considering the highest level of technology in the setting is sixteenth century cannons, this is him having the equivalent of an AK-47 when all he should have is a smoothbore musket.
 * Tampering with Food and Drink.
 * The Man Behind the Curtain He was secretly manipulating events in the kingdom for a very long time.
 * The Man Behind The Man As said above, he's been manipulating events throughout the kingdom for years. Pretty much every other villain in the story was being influenced by him in some way:
 * Prince Bobon did the worst in pretty much all the classes at the Royal Knight's Academy, but Lute's scores were lower. Why? . When that fails:.
 * Prefect Irboyne was the least powerful, poorest, and least regarded prefect of all the territories in the kingdom, but the Prime Minister had been.
 * Madoise? He may or may not have been directly following orders from the Prime Minister, but he.
 * Wan Kwang was the Prime Minister's mole in.
 * Assassins ABCDE were sought out and hired by.
 * Uriah Gambit It's pretty much this guy's go-to strategy to getting rid of people aside from just them or having . He does it to Lute several times: In the beginning, Lute was sent to Boan pretty much as a form of banishment, and one may wonder if the reason Lute was sent there was specifically BECAUSE  Then, in Isis and Shamsiel's route he sends Lute  Finally, in Luceria's and the  He pulls yet another one after that:
 * What Happened To The Mouse? In Luceria's route,.
 * What an Idiot! For someone who prepares for so much in advance, he makes some surprisingly stupid mistakes.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness ..
 * Assassins ABCDE were sought out and hired by.
 * Uriah Gambit It's pretty much this guy's go-to strategy to getting rid of people aside from just them or having . He does it to Lute several times: In the beginning, Lute was sent to Boan pretty much as a form of banishment, and one may wonder if the reason Lute was sent there was specifically BECAUSE  Then, in Isis and Shamsiel's route he sends Lute  Finally, in Luceria's and the  He pulls yet another one after that:
 * What Happened To The Mouse? In Luceria's route,.
 * What an Idiot! For someone who prepares for so much in advance, he makes some surprisingly stupid mistakes.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness ..

Assassins ABCDE
The Assassins hired in Vunderbalt. (A, B, and C then later D and E)


 * Asshole Victim.
 * Butt Monkey They fail to kill Lute 3 separate times, and it keeps getting funnier each time.
 * Bump Into Confrontation.
 * Conflicting Loyalties Who exactly DO they work for?
 * Dropped a Bridge on Him.
 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep" Their names are listed as literally: Assassin A, Assassin B, Assassin C, Assassin D, and Assassin E. Even when talking among themselves.
 * Inexplicably Identical Individuals We never actually see their faces, but they all have the exact same outfits, body types, height, and weights. Even though some are never seen interacting with each other. Are they related? Are they a team? We never know. The only thing that lets us distinguish them are the letters on their shoulder pads.
 * Karmic Death
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning Sort of... IS that their eye(s)? Does this mean they're all cyclopes? We never see their faces so there's no telling.
 * Running Gag Their incompetence at assassination.
 * Too Dumb To Live They fail their missions in the most spectacularly comedic and stupid ways.
 * The Killer Becomes the Killed
 * What Happened To The Mouse?
 * You Taste Delicious.