Las Paridas de la Guarida/Characters

Carlos
The author of this webcomic. No one is sane enough to live with their own characters, specially when they're so crazy and dangerous to begin with.
 * Author Avatar: He's the goddamn author!
 * Butt Monkey: Specially as he's the target of the sometimes harsh criticism from his own creations.
 * Mook: Fortunatelly not in real life, but in the webcomic he works for MODOK at AIM. He's still alive, though...
 * Self-Deprecation: Through the author's characters, and done for comedic purposes.
 * Lately I don't know what this webcomic is about either...

Sekhmet
She's a Mega Man Zero era Reploid soldier who somehow ended up in our world and timeline. She currently works as a teacher, despite her rage problems. She's one of the few characters that has some common sense, although it isn't of much use.
 * Badass.
 * Badass Teacher, Hot Teacher... and a bit of Sadist Teacher.
 * Berserk Button: Sekhmet used to have some rage issues when it came to disobedient students in her class.
 * Big Screwed-Up Family: Her original blueprints come from the MMX era and were created by a Maverick scientist, Grigori. Yet Grigori lost these blueprints and made new ones that ended up in being Sacmis'.
 * Despite Sekhmet being created way after Sacmis, the later calls Sek 'mom'. Yes, it's odd and creepy.
 * Fanboys: Sek has a couple of fanboys stalking her. They even 'kidnapped' Sek and gave her a Captain America (comics) costume and a bald eagle named Vengadora (Avenger).
 * Fan Service: At the 2nd Spanish Webcomics Naked Day. NSFW
 * In a minor scale, 2011's Big Culo Day
 * Common Sense: She's one of the very few characters who's kind of sane. Not that it will be useful while surrounded by a bunch of weirdos.
 * Older Than They Look: Sekhmet looks in her twenties... she's actually 3 years old, given she's a robot and all.
 * Only Known By Her Nickname: Her serial number is SEK-001 and her civilian name is Sarah Grant, but people still call her Sekhmet or Sek - though the correct short name should be Sekh or Sej.
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: Sekhmet, specially when in class. With her students. When they don't pay attention or don't do their homework.
 * The fact that her eyes are naturally red doesn't help.
 * Robot Girl: She's a MMZ-era Reploid.

Fëadraug Turmellyrn
Also known as Draug, he's an elven druid from the distant world of Daron. He ended up in our reality due to a multiversal conflict against an universe-devouring entity. Currently, he's trying to get back home and also save the Multiverse.
 * Can't Argue with Elves: Subverted. Everyone makes fun of Fëadraug for being an elf. Specially when it comes to his sexuality...
 * ... despite him being fully heterosexual.
 * Clara specially loves teasing him with this.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero:
 * Only Known By His Nickname: Since his name is the basis for the author's online alias, he's usually called "Elf" to avoid confusion.
 * Teleporters and Transporters: Fëadraug has learned to manipulate interdimensional portals while trying to search a way back to his homeworld, Daron.

Daigotsu Yaiba
Formerly known as Shiba Yaiba, he's a corrupted Rokugani Phoenix Samurai and part of the Dark Lord Daigotsu's Spider Clan. How he ended up here is something we don't know.
 * Badass.
 * Berserk Button:Despite trying to control himself through meditation, Yaiba will punch you if he finds you annoying. Ask Monty Pantheon or Rinnosuke Morichika for that...
 * Blade on a Stick: His main weapon is a naginata.
 * Jerkass.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold... or Jerk with a Heart of Jerk?
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: In his case, due to the Shadowlands' Taint.
 * Samurai.

Mordekaim O'Sullivan
Hailing from the Fanhunter Universe, he's a Roleador fanpire who actually enjoys D&D role playing games, so he was considered a traitor in his own clan, devoted to more narrative RPGs. During the Fanhunter Final Conflict storyline, he got too close to the Anti-Zone, being transported to an alternate reality: ours.
 * Author Avatar: He's the author's alter-ego in the Fanhunter Universe.
 * Only Known By His Nickname: His name is the same as the author's - they're the same guy, after all -, but Mordekaim O'Sullivan sounds cooler...
 * Our Vampires Are Different: He's a fanpire due to the Barrabás virus. As so, he has to read comic books, play videogames and role playing games, watch movies... or else he'll die.
 * Parody Sue: He might be a fanpire and author's self from Fanhunter. But he's nothing but a freak with pointy teeth who spends his days reading comic books and playing videogames. And his special powers are nothing... special.
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted. Fanpires aren't necessarily evil, in fact, most are good guys... sorta.

Sacmis
Another Reploid from the same time as Sek - even though Sacmis was built decades before Sek was even a concept -, this one was a villain, but now she's become a Fan Girl. She's in love with a Pyramid Head simply called Pymie.
 * Big Screwed-Up Family: Even though she was built decades before Sekhmet, her blueprints came after her original creator, Grigori, lost the original ones... and those original ones ended up decades later in Neo Arcadia and thus Sek was born.
 * Odd, right? And due to this, Sacmis calls Sekhmet 'mom'.
 * Fan Girl: Sacmis is one of this. She even wrote a Fanfic about Sonic and Shadow making out. Amy Rose didn't like it.
 * Fan Service: At the 1st Spanish Webcomics Naked Day. NSFW
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: Sacmis is more than 100 years old. Though it shouldn't be strange, since she's a robot...
 * Robot Girl: She's a MMX-era Reploid, though her looks and her relationship with Sekhmet reveal this is her current self, a.k.a the one from the MMZ timeline.

Monty Pantheon
A modified Pantheon drone - also from the same era as Sek and Sac - and the webcomic's comic relief. He was supposed to be the first of a next generation of Pantheons, but some failure in the building process gave him a wacky personality and his memory is full of comedies, specially those related to Monty Python.
 * Butt Monkey.
 * The Ditz: He might be an advanced robot from the future, but the guy isn't that brilliant outside cooking or cleaning.
 * Fan Disservice: Monty dressed as a French maid.
 * And his gender-bender counterpart Loreta is no better: a pinkish Pantheon drone with a red ribbon. And boobs. Happy nightmares!
 * Fun Personified.
 * Weirdness Magnet.

Clara
A smoking-hot redhead, Clara is known for being quite tall, a bit of a tomboy and always wearing her special jade earrings. These earrings allow her to control her own size. Being of half-giant ascendancy, her actual height is 50 feet, but she controls it and stays in a more human 6-foot tall size. She uses this as a kind of superpower and thus acts as a superheroine.
 * Action Girl
 * Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Being a half-giantess, can grow up to 50 feet.
 * And her best friend, Lucas, is a macrophile. However, Clara despises macrophilia.
 * Badass
 * Fan Service: Clara is a walking fanservice. Even more, her superheroine outfit, specially designed to adjust to her size, is quite tight... maybe too tight.
 * And one time she grew because Arina took her earrings, losing her casual clothes and... well, you can imagine the rest.
 * To make it even worse, she and her size were the main attraction for the Big Culo Day (Big Ass Day) celebration.
 * Half-Human Hybrid: Clara is half-giant.
 * Kaiju x Tokusatsu
 * Sizeshifter: Clara can grow from her usual 6 feet height to 50 feet and back thanks to her jade earrings. However, without such earrings...
 * They Fight Crime: She's a superheroine.

Pymie
Before joining the cast, Sacmis visited Silent Hill - yes, that town. There, her anxiety for being loved created a Pyramid Head that fell in love with her. Such feeling was so strong that Pymie could exist out of the town and now both him and Sacmis live happily ever after...
 * Bloody Handprint: Many times he's seen, Pymie is covered in blood. It's vaguely said he's working as a butcher, given he is a frigging Pyramid Head.

Lucas
He's Clara's best friend since kindergarten. Despite being so good friends, as Clara is a half-giant and he's a macrophile, sexual tension between the both is a bit awkward. Aside from that, Lucas is a simpleton. Nothing else.
 * Butt Monkey
 * Fetish: Lucas is a macrophile, this is, he has a liking for tall women. Very tall women. Of the gigantic variety. Moreover, he's a parody of macrophilia itself, thus being over-exaggerated. That would explain why Clara, being a macrophile's dream come true, doesn't like that fact of her, otherwise, best friend.
 * Gets worse in "Felaryan Madness", when he tries to approach a dryad so she can grab him. Even though he knows that Felaryan dryads eat people.
 * Fortunately, he was stopped in time.
 * He even fantasizes about other girls being giant, like Makoto.

Mike The Baliflid
He's a Baliflid, a rodent-like alien species known for their cute looks and aggressive diplomatics, being able to make peace with even the most dangerous enemies. Mikes currently works as the building's doorkeeper. In such position, Mike enhances the sadistic part of his species recording other people's disgraces and submitting them to YouTube.
 * Aliens Speaking English: Mike is an alien rat, but he can speak English, Spanish quite fluently.
 * Rodent of Unusual Size.

Tentaculín
As his name suggests, he's a tentacled monster, known as the God of Toilets. He was Shao Kahn's pet as well.
 * Eldritch Abomination.

Kyria
A mute fairy from Felarya. She was a special guest in a wedding and after such celebration, it was quite hard to get her back home. Her strange diet is a matter of worry among normal people...
 * Fan Service: Have you seen her leaf bikini? It says everything about this topic.
 * Fetish
 * I'm a Humanitarian
 * Our Fairies Are Different: Of the Felaryan kind.