I Have the High Ground/Quotes

"Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin Skywalker: You underestimate my power! Obi-Wan Kenobi: Don't try it. [Anakin does. And pays for it.]"

- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

"Obi Wan Ratio Tile: Everything ends the peaceful is willing to, the geography that i stands compares you superior!" Anakin Allah Gold: You underrated my ability. Ratio Tile: Is."

- Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West, this being the Translation Train Wreck equivalent of this line.

"And they have those flashlight thingies, and Jedi powers of mind control, and they can move things, so they're telekinetic, and they hover on their jet saucers over molten lava, so they can jump and fly around like they're in Cirque du Soleil. But what gives one Jedi knight the edge over the other, huh? The ultimate advantage? They stand on a mound of dirt and declare, 'You can't win; I've got the high ground.' He's four feet up a little slope, and that wipes out all the other guy's powers to fly, jump around, move things around with his brain, use his flashlight thingy?"

- Luke, Gilmore Girls

"Obi-Wan Kenobi It's over, Anakin! This high ground adds a +5 to my agility! Anakin HAX!"

- VG Cats