Walking Armory/Quotes

""Let me fill you in on the weapons status. I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ... ah ... butler, has a Sig Sauer in his shoulder holster, two shrike throwing knives in his boots, a derringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun grenades concealed in various pockets. Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir." "Oh, yes. A good old ball-bearing cosh stuffed down his shirt.""

- Artemis Fowl, on his Battle Butler

"Security Chief Chevre: Sergeant Schlock here seems to be little more than an ambulatory weapon depot. Sergeant Schlock: (happily) Thank you."

- Schlock Mercenary, 21 February 2012