Florence of Arabia



A 2004 Satire by Christopher Buckley about women's rights in the Middle-East, specifically the extremely conservative (fictional) country of Wassabi (based on Saudi Arabia).

One evening, Nezrah, the fourth wife of Prince Bawad, nephew to the Sheik of Wassabia, crashes her car drunk and asks for asylum. The woman she asks asylum from is Florence Farfaletti, deputy to the deputy assistant secretary for Near East Affairs. However, Wassabia supplies one-third of all the US oil, so Nezrah is given back to Prince Bawad, shipped home, and then summarily executed.

Florence, appalled, submits a report about empowering women in the Middle-East. Then, after it's not quite taken seriously, she quits...and gets recruited by Uncle Sam, a mysterious man who can get whatever Florence needs for her goal.

What she needs is this: one slimey PR agent, one handsome and CIA-approved killer, and her best friend, a gay and neurotic bureaucrat. Her weapon: tv shows.

She and her team of ragtag misfits set up in Matar (pronounced "Mutter"), the slightly more liberal country that separates Wassabia from the coastline and then establishes TVMatar, a television station with programming for women. The programming includes: The Thousand and One Mornings, a daytime talk show featuring self-defense tips, a soap opera about a royal family striking similar to the Matar royal family, and a sitcom about a group of religious police dubbed Friends from Hell.

What she gets is: a fatwa issued against the entire station and interference from the French. Of course.

Now being made in a movie with Charlize Theron as Florence.


 * Alliterative Name: Florence Farfaletti and Rick Renard.
 * The Barnum: Rick Renard, although he genuinely tries to help as well.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: The ending where.
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: Even after George and Rick get back home, they still launch a massive advertising campaign.
 * Five Man Band:
 * The Hero: Florence.
 * The Lancer: Rick Renard, slick PR man.
 * The Smart Guy: George, slightly neurotic, but a genius nonetheless.
 * The Big Guy: Bobby, ex-CIA agent.
 * The Chick: George, again. Although Florence is The Heart.
 * Guile Hero: Florence. She doesn't do violence that much, but she has quick wits and a sharp mind.
 * It Gets Worse: Due to her actions (and French interference), Florence accidentally causes . She tries to make it better, however.
 * Meaningful Name: "Reynard" means fox in French.
 * Punny Name: The name of the daytime talk show set is called Cher Azade. George tries to explain the pun, but pretty much everybody already gets it.
 * Qurac: Both Wassabia, based on Saudia Arabia, and Matar (pronounced "Mutter"), based on Qatar (pronounced "Cutter").
 * Shout Out: To Thank You for Smoking - Rick Renard was a protege of Nick Naylor.