Better Than Sex/Quotes

""Sometimes when I'm eating a blueberry muffin, it's so tasty and delightful, that I think, 'Wow, this is better than sex!' And sometimes when I'm having sex I think, 'Wow, this is very expensive. I should have just gotten a muffin.'""

- Mitch Fatel

""Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.""

- Chetan Bhagat

""It beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world!""

- Allison (on shooting heroin), Trainspotting

""There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.""

- Billy Joel

""Nothing is better than sex, and anyone who says no has never had a good woman.""

- Roger Daltry

""Have you ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwards, sex seems trite.""

- Lt. Jack Schaefer, The X-Files

"Candidate: For me, making money is better than sex. Harry Hill: You're not doing it right."

- Harry Hills TV Burp, reviewing series 5 of The Apprentice (UK).

""Glorious! A rush, an incredible rush. A heroin addict's rush of drugs into his blood, a drunk's first drink burning down a raw, ready throat. Oh, oh, I wanted to, to scream, to flail out of control. It was mind, it was body, it was sex and money and power and revenge and triumph all rolled into one.""

- Senna Wales, opening the gateway between universes.

""Magic! So this was what it felt like! No wonder wizards didn't have much truck with sex!""

- The Light Fantastic

""Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex; it is what God created us to do.""

- Novak Djokovic, professional tennis player.

"There are cakes out there that claim to be better than sex, and we feel a great surge of pity for the makers of said cakes. This cake has infinitely more realistic goals, and therefore accomplishes them. It's a good way to tell your sweetheart that you're not fit to touch the hem of his or her garment."

- Kingdom of Loathing