Miss Mars

International Competition Miss Mars is an extremely fetishy story written by Darien-Shields with input from SaburoX who draws most of the accompanying artwork. In the future, Mars has been made suitable for human population. Rather than wage wars over it or face lengthy diplomacy sessions, the world's leaders decide to settle who will get Mars in a pageant along the lines of Miss Universe. Whoever can populate Mars fastest gets it. Thus, each country in the world selects a candidate to try and become as heavily pregnant as possible in order to win Mars for their nation. Fertility enhancers are allowed, but no contestant is allowed to know how many they're carrying. After a preliminary round, six finalists are selected: The story follows these six  pregnant women as they try to make it through the duration of their incredibly uncomfortable and unusual pregnancies with their sanity intact. Other characters include the contest staff: Aurelia Nohansen, the girls' physical trainer; Kenji Nakamura, the contest physician; and Arsene Empote, the overly suspicious security officer of the hotel the contestants live in.
 * Jin Mei Zhong from China
 * Emi Saito from Japan
 * Katy Liberty from the United States of America
 * Lady Victoria Cordelia Harewood of Kent from the United Kingdom
 * Elena Chistiakov from Russia
 * Mira Sandu from India

Can be found here.


 * All There in the Manual: The contestants lives before Miss Mars are told by friends, family, or those close to them; with Emi being the sole exception. And some of them are unreliable narrators.
 * Artificial Limbs: Elena has a pair of prosthetic legs because of a childhood accident.
 * Arranged Marriage: Mira and Damodar.
 * Badass Mustache: Empoté
 * Boobs of Steel: Aurelia, as part of her Hot Amazon design.
 * Caramelldansen Vid: Yep. It has one.
 * Culture Equals Costume: Played straight in the opening ceremony and with some of the girls.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Jin's past is hinted to be this in Season 2, and Elena fits this to a T.
 * The Ditz: Katy. Goes without saying.
 * Expy: The resemblance Jin shares (barring pregnancy of course) to Chun-Li is not ignored.
 * Fetish Fuel Station Attendant: Jin, which gets lampshaded by Adrian.
 * Happily Married: Mira, Katy, and Victoria play this trope straightly, with Victoria being less showy with hers.
 * Hartman Hips: Katy and Dorothy
 * Homage: Jin's job at the Ministry of Truth is a shout out to George Orwell's novel 1984, which means that Future China is implied to be an Orwellian government.
 * Husky Russkie: Elena, who is second only to Aurelia in height and strength. See also Mother Russia Makes You Strong.
 * Gag Boobs: Victoria.
 * Jerkass Facade: Victoria, thanks to Hidden Depths.
 * Meaningful Name: Jin Mei Zhong means gold beautiful middle in Chinese.
 * Meido: Dorothy in spades.
 * Ms. Fanservice: Jin
 * Multinational Team: The basis of the Miss Mars competition is to decide which country gets to keep Mars,so this trope is almost a given.
 * One of Us: SaburoX is a self-professed follower of This Very Wiki. Although he declined to actually create this page, several of the tropes listed here were specifically pointed out by him and others on the PG-13 forums.
 * Only in It For the Money: Played with when it comes to Adrian. She does seem to care for the girls well being, but again, she IS all-in for marketing on the girls.
 * Elena plays it completely straight. She has no desire to be a mother, only to stay out of jail and consume free food.
 * Otaku: Emi and Kenji big time.
 * Overly Long Name: Lady Victoria Cordelia Harewood of Kent (and the outlying area) and Luis Diego Santiago Rafael Cervantes Le Cerna.
 * Psycho for Hire: Elena was hired to replace the previous Miss Russia.
 * Punny Name: Jin Mei Zhong, Mira Sandu.
 * Put on a Bus:
 * Rich Bitch: Played straight for the most part with Victoria. Subverted with Mira, who has just as much money but is way more down to earth.
 * Small Name, Big Ego: Jin shows signs of being this, but she balances it out with being a chess master.
 * Team Mom: Mira
 * Teen Genius: Kenji, given that he's one of the best doctors in the world despite barely being in his twenties.
 * This Means War: Katy says those exacts words in episode 12.
 * Training from Hell: Well, any workout can be considered a training from hell if you are as big as the contestants.
 * Tsundere: Elena and Victoria fall under Type A.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: Pregnant women playing a paintball game with every war movie cliches thrown in.
 * Yamato Nadeshiko: What Japan wants you to think Emi is.
 * Otaku: What Emi actually is, with shades of Yangire for good measure.