Winston Churchill/Quotes

""In case you've forgotten, he's the UK PM with Hitchcock's physique and Castro's capacity for oral tobacco intake.""

- Michael Swaim of Cracked.com, "The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time"

"Mud: [Hearing a recording of Churchill reading his autobiography] What is that? Dennis: Winston Churchill. The Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word."

- Camp Nowhere