Be as Unhelpful as Possible/Quotes

""We're about to see an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me.""

- Black Mage, 8-bit Theater

""Hey, there's this amazing technology we humans have discovered. It's called the straight answer. I'd bet you'd love it. I can show you how it works." "Are you saying I'm being too cryptic?" "Yes. See? It's easy. You should try it.""

- Thunderstruck

""Everybody lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be accused of something they didn't do. The guilty lie because they have no other choice.""

- Sinclair, Babylon 5