Yet Another Christmas Carol/Quotes

"Mr Carlson: Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]! Marley: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies."

- WKRP in Cincinnati

"Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens Even though the prospect sickens Brother here we go again!"

- Tom Lehrer.