User:Uladox/Quotes

"It's simple, you just need to be a genius to understand how simple it is."

- Uladox

"Let's play a game of pataphors"

- Uladox

"''Writing your own quotes isn't as fun as you would think, in fact it feels a tad bit lame. It's lame like a horse with a broken leg. Jammel shot the horse with the broken leg since it would be of no use to keep it alive, especially right next to the end of the world. He stared into the vast engulfing blue void past where the rocky cliff met the forest and thought to himself in the quiet stillness, "Postmodernism sure is dumb. I mean, there is some good stuff. Real postmodernism is a thoughtful study of the limits of scientific inquiry, the origins and perpetuation of unreasonable prejudices, and the ambiguities of language. Plus I have seen companies run amok and really hurt people I know personally, so truely free-market systems, which real postmodernism opposes (I think), I feel are bad. Most of the stuff we call postmodernism on the internet is really stupid. In a postmodern word, according to the internet, no longer is artistic expression, science, or technology to be enjoyed unless it has some economic goal, and if it is political, forget it! I mean the hysteria and claim that filling in gaps of knowledge with made up stuff, claiming it to be true, and that everyone else dumb really annoys me. Throw in a couple buzzwords and a desire to yell and accuse of awfulness without listening to the other side makes it worse. Some things are subjective like opinions on books and movies, but there are objective things like scientific facts. I mean, you should question and try to disprove scientific facts if you can, but to claim your unfounded, unclear, and untested model is better is bogus. I wonder if horsemeat is good.""

- Uladox on pataphors