Toons vs. Abyss

Toons Vs. Abyss is the classic So Bad Its Good fanfic by Justin Lawson that brought jelly and coupons together for the first time. Where else can you hear such classic lines of dialogue as "It's time for a theater!", "Picture the view, cars, trees, clouds, and the sun", and "Well, after the things I've been tasting some jelly, with toast on it." And wait till you see the dance party with Polar Bears! You'll be spending so much time trying to figure out who people like Darrel Douthet and Emeka Uduma are that you won't notice that some of the scenes have been lifted directly from Robert Dougherty's "Toons and Doom".

The fanfic can be found here.

Tropes:

 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: The dance party with polar bears. 'Nuff said.
 * Mushroom Samba: Drink the black soda, and it'll take you for a ride.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin