Misplaced Wildlife/Quotes

""William Shakespeare -- Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer""

- Brows Held High Regarding the french lion in As You Like It

"Sayid: No, polar bears don't live near this far south.

Boone: This one does.

Sawyer: Did. It did.

Kate: (to Sawyer) Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?"

- Lost, "Pilot, Part 2''

""A tiger in Africa...?"

"Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo.""

- Monty Pythons the Meaning of Life

""Why are there moose in Virginia?""

- The Nostalgia Chick, reviewing Pocahontas

"''Yes, I like to see a tiger

From the Congo or the Niger,

And especially when lashing of his tail!''"

- W. S. Gilbert, The Mikado

"Stan: Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps.

Guybrush: Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean!

Stan: Oh, shut up. It makes a good story."

- The Secret of Monkey Island