Dark Heresy (role-playing game)/Quotes

"1) Your party's cleric has no magical abilities, nor healing skills. 2) Despite this, your party's sorcerer spends all his time in mortal terror of what would happen if he's found out by said cleric. 3) The most altruistic member of your party is the thief 4) Your party tortures gleefully to obtain information, but pauses at the moral implications of reading a book 5) In your party, everyone is a mutant. Everyone hides it. No one finds this the least bit funny 6) The most protected locations on your character's body are the shoulders 7) You're a group of death cultists hunting an archaeologist, and you feel you're on the moral high ground. 8) The smartest person in your party is the cyborg. 9) The cyborg is also the most religious party member, must to the consternation of your cleric 10) Your party's paladin is a gorgeous woman. No one says a word about this, ever. 11) The only thing your cleric fears is your party's paladin. 12) Your party is all humans, however, only one of you has ever been to earth, and the only thing he remembers from the trip is the screaming 13) Despite this and the horrendous scarring that resulted from the trip, he has nothing but good things to say about it. 14) Your GM vetoes the bookkeeper class, judging that he is too overpowered 15) Four words: Demon Haunted Laser Rifle 16) Ancient Alien artifacts are scary, ancient magic artifacts are scarier, but ancient human artifacts are the stuff of nightmares. 17) Your character thinks "Do I want to have this planet destroyed? With a few phonecalls, I could make that happen!"

18) in your adventure, there is a choice between attending a dinner party or fighting a horde of vengeful Orks. 19) In this adventure, the party chooses to fight the orks, figuring they have a higher change of survival. 20) Said party figured absolutely correctly.

-The only thing nastier than the bad guy's plan is the good guy's response.

You can tell epic tales of encounters with The Forces of Chaos, but when asked about The Forces of Law, your response is "Who?"


 * Your Boss is a secret heretic
 * You are a secret heretic
 * Neither of you know the other is a secret heretic
 * You are hunting another heretic
 * With your friends, who are possibly also heretics
 * Even your gun is heretical"

- "You know you're playing Dark Heresy when...." thread on FFG forums.