Pokémon Greatest Adventure Ever and Ever

pokemon greatest adventure ever and ever is one of the most insane, bizarre fanfics ever crafted. Intentionally written badly, it was created by Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus, very well known for fanfics like this.
 * Serial Escalation: Take one look at this fanfic. One good look.
 * Shout Out: Shout Outs Everywhere
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?: Does this fanfic look normal to you?