Black Comedy/Quotes

""We're gonna be corpses. Might as well be ridiculous looking corpses.""

- The Captain, Pictures for Sad Children, #372

""Tragedy is when I get a paper cut. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.""

- Mel Brooks

""Do you know what's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.""

- Traditional

"Law and Order SVU would like to remind you that genital mutilation is no laughing matter. It is, however, an old vaudeville routine."

- Joel McHale, The Soup

"Dr. Young: That's horrible. How can you joke about something like that?

Riddler: Easily, doctor... it's not my baby."

- Batman Arkham Asylum