Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?/Quotes

"Teal'c: You have been impregnated, without copulation.

Vala: Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified - have any of you ever heard anything like it?

Both Carter and Mitchell fidget as they both obviously seem to think of Jesus

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: W-Well.. there is one...

Teal'c: (Cutting in) Darth Vader.

Vala: Really? How did that turn out?"

- Stargate SG 1

"Q: What is the one thing Robin Hood is most famous for?

Geordie LaForge: He robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris: He has a band of Merry Men?

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris: He's good with a Bow and Arrow?

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris: He wears green?

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris:He battles the sheriff of Nothingham?

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris:Hrrrm... He's a master of disguise?

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris:He.... hrrm.... won an archery tournament by splitting an arrow with his own!

Q: Besides that...

SF Debris:Gyah Fuck!

Data: Perhaps you are referring to the rescue of Maid Marian from Nottingham castle?

Q Yes Data.

SF Debris:Of Course! You mean the thing he was MOST famous for... You mustache-sporting dweeb."

- Sci Fi Debris Qpid review.