The Paper Bag Princess/YMMV


 * Esoteric Happy Ending: Okay Elizabeth, so you've rejected Ronald and decided not to marry that bozo. Good for you. But you're still naked and homeless, and running off into the sunset isn't going to fix that. Are you just going to starve now or what?
 * Considering that she isn't tied to a jerk, she's got one less handicap in life than she could have had.