Futret



"HEY, SAUCY STALLION! YOU LIKE GOOD TUNES? TOO BAD!"

- Tagline on his bandcamp

""My ears are bleeding in the best way. ""

- justice9000, on "Conté Hit & Run"

Based primarily around the internet, Futret has a style of being both incredibly bizarre and awesome at the same time.

He is probably best known for his work with Renard Queenston on GABBERSTÄG, and in My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic fandom for his tribute album to Cupcakes.

(This article could use some cleanup)

Released albums:

 * Cupcakes (June - 2011)
 * SYNAPSE (August - 2011)
 * Gay Deer World Takeover - the Antlerfabulous EP (December - 2011)
 * DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM [FOR SERIOUS] (January - 2012)
 * BALLS OUT MAGIC [MLP​:​FML] (February 2012)
 * ULTIMATE FUTRACKS 2012 VOL​.​3: MEDIAFIRE TROJAN VIRUS (07 April 2012)

Tropes that apply to Futret:
"''"I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH!
 * Author Avatar: That brown/orange creature seen above is his official OC for Futret.
 * Camp Gay: The themes of Gay Deer World Takeover, to an extent.
 * Futstep
 * Gayngst/ Gay Aesop: "(More than) Deer to me"
 * Genre Shift/ Surprisingly Gentle Song: Contrary to the usual electronic and synth, "(More than) Deer to me" was based on vocals and piano.
 * I Want Song: "Stag Night"

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH!

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH, GAY BAH, GAY BAH!"''"

"I DONT OWN A CHRISTIANFUR ACCOUNT, THAT PERSON ISNT ME, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT"
 * Lyrical Dissonance: "Nerves". The verses are both fast-paced and high-pitched; without paying attention, the lyrics and tune seem fairly happy. But, upon comprehension: The listener realizes that the song is about serial killers.
 * Mad Doctor: The basis of "Upward Infection", though the man confesses he doesn't actually have a diploma.
 * Mischiefcore
 * Names the Same/ Mistaken Identity: There was a confusion about him and some guy claiming to be "Futret" on ChristianFur.

"OFFICIAL WORST ALBUM 2012 0/5 FROM ALL CRITICS, LIVING AND DEAD
 * Non Appearing Title: "Upward Infection"
 * Recurring Element: His visual art is almost always stylized with the distinctive futura typeface, which he describes as "very kawaii".
 * In addition, he often gives his creatures his trademark set of teeth.
 * Sampling: Prevalent in a majority of his songs. Full list can be seen here.
 * Musical Satire
 * Self Deprecation: He occasionally writes things like on his bandcamp.
 * And especially on his album DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM [FOR SERIOUS][[hottip:*:''

IF YOU ARE PAYING MONEY FOR THE SONGS ON THIS ALBUM YOU ARE WRONG

INCORRECT

IT DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE THIS IN CASE YOU DIDNT WORK THAT OUT"'']] ARE YOU SURE YOU'D RATHER NOT LOOK AT PICTURES OF SOME NICE DEER? ]] hottip:2: NAH, BRO I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THAT. WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK, RELAX AND LOOK AT SOME DEER INSTEAD? hottip:3: HEY, PRINCESS FINISH YOUR MAYO AND COME LOOK AT SOME NICE DEER  hottip:4: 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO LOOK AT NICE PICTURES OF DEER SAID THEY WOULDN'T GO BACK ARE YOU THE 99%?
 * Slogans: A multitude, yet still the same concept: [[hottip:1:
 * Springtime for Hitler: DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM was made mainly in response to the LegalSounds.com piracy conflict . Despite the fact, people seemed to still love the album.
 * Stealth Pun: Mostly around his own name.
 * Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: Stated to be an inspiration for his works.
 * Tribute Album: To Cupcakes; and additionally, BALLS OUT MAGIC [MLP​:​FML] was again dedicated to the fandom.
 * Unfortunate Implications: He had to change a track in ULTIMATE FUTRACKS 2012' in its re-release because some people were noticing one of the samples intended to sound like "neckbeards" sounded a bit more like the n-word.