Final Fantasy X/Funny

"Tidus: (to Auron) Don't break any bones, old man!
 * After beating Bonus Boss Dark Ifrit in the PAL version, you're treated to a cutscene in which the SOB who summoned it . Although the Dark Valefor one is pretty funny too.
 * The party meets Dona. She tosses off insults at Yuna, while her massive guardian stands behind her. And then...he speaks. "You're Auron, aren't you? May I shake your hand?" Dona is left completely wrong-footed.
 * You forgot to mention that the insults were about Yuna's many guardians, referring to them as "riff-raff". And Auron is a legendary guardian. Wakka and Lulu then mock her for inadvertently insulting such a famous figure.
 * "Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it!"
 * Then of course there's all these exchanges in battles:

Wakka: (facing a Behemoth) How many steaks you think we can get outta this?

Rikku: (facing a Dark Flan) Oooh, is that edible?

Lulu: (using Bio for the first time) This might help your complexion.

Wakka: (facing a Giant Worm) Where's de early bird when you need 'im?"

"Yuna: A lotta fiends here, ya?
 * (When Yuna, Lulu, and Wakka are all out at once...)

Lulu: Don't talk like that."

"Tidus: Yuna! Aeon!
 * (When Yuna, Tidus, and Lulu are all out at once)

Lulu: Just who do you think you are?"

"Tidus: I'm a guardian now, so watch out!"
 * (After Tidus is made a guardian)

"Tidus: Newbie here!
 * (After Wakka calls Tidus a newbie)

Wakka: So-rry..."

"Tidus: Uh...I've got a bad feeling about this..."
 * (Tidus sees a Tonberry for the first time)

"Wakka: This is new for you, ya?
 * (Wakka sees Tidus get killed and revived)

Tidus: What do you think?"

"Tidus: How much further do we have to go?"
 * (If Tidus doesn't rent a Chocobo on the Mi'hen Highroad)

"Tidus: I'll be right back!"
 * (Tidus uses Flee)

"Tidus: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!"
 * (Tidus uses Slice and Dice)

"Wakka: Lu, I'll show you what I can do!
 * (Wakka and Lulu are in the party)

Lulu: Go ahead..."

"Wakka: My fastball done broke da mouth!
 * (Tidus and Wakka try to out-jock each other)

Tidus: I can top that."

"Lulu: Let me break the ice."
 * (Lulu casts Blizzara)

"Auron: I foresee no difficulty."
 * (Facing down some gigantic fiend)

"Rikku: Please don't make it rumble..."
 * (Rikku on the Thunder Plains)

"Rikku: Who makes these things?"
 * (Rikku sees a Demonolith)

"Rikku: Let's go! Escargot!"
 * (Rikku meets Neslug)

"Auron: I hate this place."
 * Then, after meeting up with Auron in Via Infinito:

"Tidus: Don't run, Needles!"
 * (Fighting a Cactuar)

"Tidus: They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple.
 * The Cactuars sidequest. Good lord...
 * The scene in Guadosalam when Tidus tries to smell Auron after Seymour said that.
 * Where derp meets Shout Out.

Wakka: Macalania Temple.

Tidus: Aye!"

"Tidus: A large fiend... Let's go after it!
 * Doubly funny when you live in Sevilla, Spain, where the Macarena Temple is a place that really exists (the Holy Basilica of Our Lady Of Hope Macarena, to be precise).
 * Or as a Filipino, where it's the name of a dance.
 * After the party is informed about the Chocobo Eater on the Mi'ihen Highroad:

Auron: Why?

Tidus: It's the right thing to do!

Auron: 'It's the right thing to do?' *chuckles*

Tidus: What's so funny??

Auron: Jecht would say the same thing. And every time he said it, it meant trouble for Braska and me."

"Wakka: We gotta pay? If we lose, you die too, buddy!
 * Before fighting Evrae on top of Cid's airship, you can shop for weapons from Rin. After you've bought everything you need, this exchange happens:

Rin: I have faith in your victory."

"Rikku: Umm… There's something I wanna tell you guys, but promise not to say anything!
 * This troper believes the infamous laughing scene is this in a So Bad Its Good kind of way.
 * Tidus clowning around on the S.S. Liki with the binoculars always makes this troper start giggling.
 * Try talking to the binoculars guy after that. He runs from Tidus in fear!
 * When the party is reuniting in the Bikanel Desert:

Wakka: *camera zooms in on his face* HM?! *glares*

Rikku: And no glaring, either!"

"Auron: As soon as Lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave."
 * Another funny part that happens in the Bikanel Desert is when the player finds Kimahri, who keeps trying to walk up a steep sand dune despite falling back down it repeatedly.
 * Auron's story about Jecht meeting his first Shoopuf. He was drunk and thought it was a demon, so he attacked it. Braska and Auron had to offer all the money they had as an apology, and Jecht never drank again.
 * After the serious conversation at Home about not telling Tidus what would happen to Yuna, we get this sole line from Kimahri: "It's quiet. Kimahri goes now." This troper finds it hilarious.
 * Rikku's freak out in the Thunder Plains, followed by the party coming across an inn and Rikku begging to stay there. The way everyone except Tidus keeps walking away from her as you talk to her is too funny.
 * Kimahri telling Tidus in no uncertain terms to hold still until Yuna gets her new aeon. "Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." He speaks for all of us there.
 * "RIDE ZE SHOOPUFF??"
 * An unintentional moment is made by an animation error on.
 * The whole cast good-naturedly poking fun at Yuna when she wakes up with bedhead. The entire scene is hilarious, but Auron really takes the cake:


 * This line is so good, in fact, that there's a Call Back to it in X-2, as one of the two lines spoken by Auron in Shinra's character database.