The Frighteners

""Death ain't no way to make a livin'!""

- The Judge

A brilliant 1996 horror/comedy film from Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) and King Kong (2005).

Michael J. Fox is Frank Bannister, a fraudulent freelance exorcist who's not quite as fraudulent as he appears. Having acquired the ability to see and communicate with the dead after a tragic car accident that killed his wife years ago, Frank sends his three ghostly accomplices -- white n' nerdy Stuart, black swinger Cyrus and cowboy corpse The Judge -- to wreak paranormal havoc at the homes of wealthy clients-to-be. These people call Frank, he shows up to perform a phony exorcism, then leaves with the cash. He's the world's greatest con man...until dozens of perfectly healthy people in his hometown of Fairwater, Maine start dropping dead from cardiac arrest -- the very same people who suddenly acquired numbered tattoos on their foreheads that only Frank can see.

Soon after one of these victims, Ray Lynskey (Peter Dobson), becomes a ghost and pleads Frank to help him find his way toward The Light, Frank and his undead buddies discover the cause of the phenomenon: A malicious spirit in the form of The Grim Reaper (scythe and all) has gone on a mad killing spree, literally squeezing the life from his victims' hearts. And not only that, it appears he has the ability to even kill ghosts by forcing them to move on to the next world. Frank and Dr. Lucy Lynskey (Trini Alvarado), Ray's widow, hatch a radical plan to put an end to the murders, but along the way, they must deal with Milton Dammers (Jeffrey Combs), a maniacal FBI agent (basically a cross between Mulder and Hitler) who believes that Frank is psychically killing the murder victims, and will go to Hell and back to see him brought to justice.

""They don't call me the Hanging Judge for nothing!""
 * Abandoned Hospital: The finale,.
 * Adam Westing: R. Lee Ermey as himself.
 * Adrenaline Makeover
 * Agent Mulder: Dammers is somehow convinced that Frank is using his powers to kill people by stopping their hearts and then summons an image of The Grim Reaper to absolve himself of guilt.
 * The Alleged Car: Frank's "piss yellow" junker.
 * Arbitrary Skepticism: The rich lady who's Frank's second attempted on-screen con. Despite having witnessed, first-hand and not ten minutes before, things flying through the air (including her child) with no explanation, she immediately disbelieves the moment she sees a newspaper headline calling Frank a fraud.
 * Exactly. Calling Frank a fraud. She likely still believes her house is haunted but doesn't believe that this guy can help her.
 * Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: "Killing" a ghost simply forces them to move on to the next life.
 * Ashes to Crashes:.
 * Asshole Victim: Madga Rees-Jones, the reporter that seems to have it out for Frank. If she hadn't been so eager to believe the absolute worst of him (and to get shrill and aggressive about it), she might have survived. Well, at least a little longer. Her desire to be a bitch is such that even as she realizes she's dead and is ascending to the next plane, all she wants to do is scream at him.
 * Ax Crazy: Dammers,.
 * Back From the Dead:, twice throughout the film.
 * The Big Bad.
 * Black Eyes of Evil: Dammers has these.
 * Blond Guys Are Evil:.
 * Body Count Competition:
 * Body Horror: Happens to ghosts the longer they stay on the physical plane. Ray had only been dead a day or so before his skin started to decay. The Judge has been a ghost so long his ghostly body is literally falling apart and he's gone slightly insane. It's generally played for laughs.
 * By the Eyes of the Blind
 * Chekhov's Gun:.
 * Creator Cameo: In a director's cut scene, Frank bumps into a random hoodlum played by Peter Jackson.
 * Creepy Doll
 * Cursed with Awesome: Frank gained the ability to communicate with the dead after a tragic accident that killed his wife and exploited it for profit as a "freelance exorcist."
 * Dead Ex Machina
 * Deader Than Dead: The "Grim Reaper" can kill people down to their souls, though all this does is force them to move on.
 * Disco Dan: Cyrus, who died during The Seventies and dresses appropriately.
 * Disney Death: who manages to be brought back in time before his death becomes permanent.
 * Damsel in Distress: Lucy, with the exceptional moment when.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty: Hiles, as played by R. Lee Ermey.
 * Drives Like Crazy: Frank, when he tries to save a newspaper editor from becoming the ghostly reaper's next victim, which only makes him look crazy to the editor who already hated him for his reputation as a fraud.
 * Flatline Plotline:.
 * Fluffy Cloud Heaven
 * Ghostly Goals: Of the omnicidal kind.
 * Go Into the Light:.
 * The Grim Reaper: The ghostly murderer.
 * Guns Akimbo:.
 * The Gunslinger: The Judge.
 * Happily Ever After:.
 * Heroic BSOD: Frank goes a major example through this halfway through the movie, to the point where he momentarily stops believing in his abilities (which makes them stop working). In his backstory, it's revealed he went through this after his wife died, with the end result of gaining his abilities in the first place.
 * Holy Backlight
 * Hospital Hottie: Lucy.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun:


 * Inspector Javert: Dammers.
 * I See Dead People: Frank,.
 * Jacob Marley Apparel: Lampshaded and lamented by Cyrus, who is stuck in horrible clothes he wouldn't be caught dead in. But.
 * Jerk Jock: Ray.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Ray. He might be a vain, chauvinistic, obnoxious boor, but it's shown several times that he does actually care about Lucy even if he does likely care about himself more.
 * Karmic Death: gets blasted in the gut with  shotgun. Several takes of his death were made, including one in which his head is blown off.
 * meet a gruesome "end" when they.
 * Knight Templar: Dammers, especially towards Frank.
 * Large Ham: Most of the cast gets their moment to shine.
 * Monster Protection Racket: How Frank makes a living as a con artist with the help of his three ghost buddies.
 * Mood Whiplash: To so great an extent that it comes off like two movies spliced together. There's a clear point in the movie where the whole thing shifts to a darker tone.
 * Multitasked Conversation
 * Mundane Utility: Frank uses his power to make a living as a con man.
 * My Death Is Just the Beginning
 * Near-Death Clairvoyance: Frank got his powers from a nearly lethal car accident.
 * Nerds Are Sexy: Apparently in Heaven, 's a regular Chick Magnet.
 * Not Quite Dead:
 * Not-So-Phony Psychic: Frank uses his abilities to perfrom fake exorcisms.
 * Obstructive Zealot: Dammers will stop at nothing to antagonize Frank at every step of the way.
 * Occult Detective: Dammers and, to a lesser extent, Frank himself.
 * Omnicidal Maniac:.
 * Only Sane Man: Frank, who unfortunately has the poor luck of being unable to prove it to clear himself of the murders.
 * Our Ghosts Are Different: These ghosts are about as traditional as they get.
 * Peek a Bogey Man: Stuart, Cyrus, and The Judge.
 * Police Are Useless: Against ghosts. Much to Sheriff Perry's exasperation, this leads to them needing the no less useless but completely unhinged liaison form the FBI to step in.
 * Psychic Powers: Frank gains them as a result of his tragic accident, though Dammers seems convinced that Frank also has the ability to stop people's hearts with his mind.
 * Psycho for Hire: Dammers once worked as a undercover agent.
 * Punny Name: Milton Dammers, as in John Milton, of Paradise Lost fame.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Sheriff Perry. Though obviously befuddled by dealing with a serial killer he can't fight, he knows Frank is a good man who knows his stuff, often allows Frank to do what he must, and is highly resistant to Dammers' attempts to pile everything on him.
 * The Reveal:
 * The Grim Reaper is the ghost of.
 * Scare Chord
 * Sealed Evil in a Can: Happens temporarily to the Big Bad.
 * Sinister Scythe: To match the Grim Reaper getup.
 * Those Two Guys: Cyrus and Stuart.
 * Trauma-Induced Amnesia: After his wife's death, Frank was found wandering around in the woods with no memory of what happened.
 * What Could Have Been: The movie was originally going to be a Tales from the Crypt feature, but producers thought the script was strong enough to stand on its own.
 * A whole character, the gatekeeper, was deleted from the movie. He was supposed to be a 6 foot cherub and function as a sidekick to R. Lee Ermey, but all remnants of him was removed completely from the movie, when it was realised that his character, besides being superfluous, didn't really make a lick of sense, within the universe of the movie.
 * What Happened to the Mouse?: We see Cyrus and Stuart in the afterlife, but we never see the Judge after the museum or Rusty the Dog after his intro. They had scenes later, in the cemetary, and the end originally featured the Judges upper-body riding Rusty and heading west, into the sunset, but they were deleted from the movie.
 * Who You Gonna Call?: Frank Bannister, "freelance exorcist"!
 * Worm Sign
 * Worm Sign