The Mummy (1999 film)/Funny

"Beni: Think of my children! Rick (pauses): You don't have any children!
 * Beni's attempt to save himself from Imhotep with a cross and a prayer to Jesus. When it doesn't work, he pulls out a necklace hung with about twenty different religious emblems and goes through them one by one trying to find a god who will save his life.
 * Beni in general. Especially when threatened by Rick.

Beni: ...Someday I might."

"Warden: O'Connell! O'Connell! O'Connell! What are we going to do?! What are we going to do?! Rick: Wait here! I'll get help! Warden: Right! (Rick jumps in the river and leaves the Warden on the fiery barge.) (Beat) (Warden roars in anger, jumps into the river and follows Rick.)"
 * Oh no! Jonathan is about to be attacked by a mob of Imhotep's followers! What does he do? He opens his eyes real big, staggers around, and starts saying: "Im-ho-tep" in a vacant tone. And it actually works!
 * The barge is on fire and the Warden runs up to Rick (who was previously his inmate and nearly had him hanged):

"Beni: HEY, O'CONNELL! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HOR-SES! Rick: HEY, BENI! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!"
 * The aftermath of the attack on the barge, where everybody has had to swim for the shore while attempting to gather everything needed for the journey onwards.

""I loved the sand wall trick, it was beautiful. (quietly) Bastard.""
 * "You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you, Beni?"
 * After Imhotep  Beni says:

""Nu-uh.""
 * Rick's reaction to the.

"Rick: Your gonna get yours Beni, you hear me!? Your gonna get yours! Beni: Oh, like I've never hear that before!"
 * Rick's threat to Beni, and Beni's response.

"Jonathan: DO I BLOODY LOOK ALRIGHT?!"
 * Jonathan and Ardeth Bay strapped to the wings of the plane. The Stoic Ardeth is clearly having the time of his life, and Jonathan is definitely not:

"Rick: [having just seen Evie] There you are! You've been playing hide and seek? Now come on, let's get out of her- [sees Imhotep] WHOA! Imhotep: [opens his mouth unnaturally wide] ROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR! Rick: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ] Move!"
 * When Rick first encounters Imhotep (who has only just arisen and is pure Mummy), their conversation goes like this:

"Rick: [casually gestures towards one of the skeletons as he realizes something] I knew that guy."
 * From one of the deleted scenes, the group is still traveling through the desert when they come upon a group of skeletons.

"Rick: (holding a cat) Look what I've got!"
 * The not-fully-regenerated Imhotep's fear of cats.