A World of Laughter, A World of Tears/Funny

"Ed Wood: Why, Orson? What're we gonna do tonight? Orson Welles: The same thing we do every night, Eddie. Try to take over the movies!"
 * Orson Welles and Ed Wood preparing to leave for the Oscars:

""Surprised you pulled me away" I mumbled. "Two more hits, and I would've been arrested for murder. You could've had me out of the White House." [Dodd] grinned in that infuriating way that he had, and said "Yeah, I thought of that. But, see, you would've killed Rockwell, and I figured it's a little too late in the day for me to start liking you over something like that." We looked at each other, and he chuckled, and I did too, and pretty soon we were laughing like maniacs together. He's a little shit, sure, but hell, he had his moments."
 * After Roy Cohn snaps and breaks Rockwell's nose, his worst enemy James Dodd pulls him into a closet.


 * A young Kim-Jong Il ending the Korean War by asking his father why they're fighting Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
 * Pat Boone getting the number one song on American Bandstand.
 * A 13-year-old Bill Clinton nicknaming the Disney Defenders "tits."
 * The Beach Boys being introduced to marijuana.
 * Orson Welles' Bedmate Reveal with