The Men Who Stare at Goats/Funny

""You're going to hit the fence! You're going to hit the fence!" CRASH "It's cool! You missed it!""
 * The first scene in the film shows a former "Jedi" staring at a wall. He proceeds to try to run though it. It doesn't work.
 * Which is followed by the disclaimer, "More of this film is true than you would believe."
 * The "There Was a Door" moment:


 * When Bill Django makes his "Be all you can be." speech to the army. Every single one was looking at him stonefaced, like he was crazy. All except Hopgood. Who was grinning wildly like he found a golden egg. Needless to say he was the one who kick started the New Earth Army.