Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is a 2004 Disney film starring Lindsay Lohan, based on the novel by Dylan Sheldon.

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"Carla: I'll show you what it's like to be in my school. Lola: Is that a threat? Carla: Absolutely."
 * Alpha Bitch: Carla, played by none other than Megan Fox.
 * Do Not Call Me Mary
 * Embarrassing First Name: Mary. She insists that everyone call her "Lola".
 * Is That a Threat?


 * Shallow Love Interest: Sam
 * Show Within a Show: A modernized version of George Bernard Shaw's play, Pygmalion.
 * Snowball Lie: Beginning with insisting her name is Lola and cumulating with the lie about the death of her father, all in the name of drama.
 * Although, she could just be in deep denial about everything.