Sad Bollywood Wedding



Are you marrying someone you do not love? Did your whole family just die? Is the best man planning to kill himself at the reception? And perhaps more importantly: is someone singing about it? If the answer's yes, congratulations on your Sad Bollywood Wedding!

Your family and friends will help you walk to the altar if you're sobbing too hard to walk. The camera will lovingly linger on your tears and possibly those of the one true love you'll never get to see again because your parents disapprove - but hey, maybe you'll sing a last song together and all the guests will join in to tell us how dangerous it is to fall in love... And why your groom doesn't take off is anybody's guess.

A staple of Indian romance movies, the Sad Bollywood Wedding is what happens when marriage and melodrama collide to make people who watch the movie cry so hard they can't see the screen anymore. Depending on the movie, the reason why the wedding is sad changes but you can expect amazing saris, tears, drama - and maybe a last minute twist.

Film

 * Kal Ho Naa Ho: The bride cries all the way to the altar . They get to have a last duet about how much they love each other but have to let go.
 * Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: The bride is in love with another man who accidentally ends up coming to her house on her wedding day. She cries and the groom drags her to the altar
 * Kabhi Kushi Kabhie Gham:  and she cries at the altar.
 * Veer Zaara: . Extract from the background song: "Why is love a crime?"
 * Devdas: Paro's wedding, complete with song and unhappy mother.
 * Dosti: Friends Forever has two!
 * The first is . The chorus of the background song? "Never fall in love/ Never fall in love/ Never fall in love."
 * The second is.
 * Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi: The movie starts with Taani's sad wedding:.
 * Love Aaj Kal: It seems alright at first but
 * Referenced in Bend It Like Beckham: the cameraman at Pinky's wedding chides her for looking too happy. "Eyes down, don't smile! An Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video!"
 * Truth in Television—even without the Bollywood or some sort of lost love undertone, some traditional Indian marriage ceremonies are based on the idea that the bride leaves her family forever to live with her husband and his family (who're supposed to be total strangers to her). This often involves a lot of crying and even mourning on the part of the bride and her family.