Doctor Who/Recap/S8/E04 Colony in Space

"All colonists are eccentric. That's why they're colonists."

- Captain Dent

The Master is at it again - this time he's stolen the Time Lords' files on The Doomsday Weapon, and they decide to let the Doctor off his leash a bit so that he can go and retrieve the files for them. The Doctor ends up on the desolate planet of Uxaerius, in the year 2472, where a small colony and an orbiting ship from the Intergalactic Mining Corporation are arguing about who owns the planet. Meanwhile the primitive natives are worshipping a strange machine guarded by a fearsome creature.

The Master shows up, posing as an Earth Adjudicator there to decide the fate of the planet. He forces the Doctor to take him to the Primitives' underground city, and it transpires that the strange machine is, inevitably, the Doomsday Weapon itself. Capable of destroying whole planets when activated, even when dormant its radiation has killed most of the race of the machine's guardian, as well as causing the colonists' crops to fail.

The Doctor persuades the last Guardian to destroy the machine rather than let the Master get his hands on it, and the Doctor and Master get away just as it explodes. The Master escapes in his TARDIS while the Doctor is sent back to Earth in his.

Tropes
"Brigadier: Doctor, come back at once."
 * Actor Allusion: the Brigadier tells the Doctor he'd nearly arrested the Spanish ambassador, mistaking him for the Master. The actor who played the Master, Roger Delgado, had previously played Mendoza, the Spanish envoy to the court of Elizabeth I in Sir Francis Drake.
 * BBC Quarry
 * Big Bad Ensemble: Dent is the main villain of the story though the Master is naturally plotting to take over the universe as usual. Although they help each other out in the trial they have conflicting agendas, with the Master even offering to help the colonists.
 * Brick Joke: One of the best in the series.


 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: Captain Dent
 * Crapsack World: Why do the colonists cling to a barren desert planet with barely enough food to support them? Because Earth has degenrated into an overcrowded, war ravaged nightmare while corrupt corporations strip every planet in their path and have complete power over most of the galaxy's citizens. Hard to blame the Doctor for looking so tempted by the Master's offer.
 * Crystal Spires and Togas: The Time Lord council are shown wearing the latest Roman fashions.
 * Doomsday Device
 * Exactly What It Says On the Tin
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * Hive Caste System: the Uxarian warriors, priests and leader.
 * Kangaroo Court: Unusual, in that it comes to the right decision.
 * Knockout Gas
 * The Master
 * Minion With an F In Evil: Caldwell
 * The Mole
 * No Ontological Inertia: the ending implies that without the radiation created by the Doomsday Weapon the planet will instantly become fertile.
 * Omnidisciplinary Scientist: When asked if he's "some kind of scientist", the Doctor replies that "I'm every kind of scientist."
 * Omniscient Council of Vagueness
 * Planet Looters: IMC
 * Scooby-Doo Hoax
 * Slurpasaur: Subverted. The giant lizard that just looks like a blown up image of an iguana turns out to be...a blown up image of an iguana projected over a robot with claws, to simulate a giant lizard attack.
 * Space Western: You've got the Determined Homesteaders trying to make a go of it in an inhospitable environment (the colonists), the greedy mining company who wants to take their land (IMC), the Circuit Judge who's the only law in the area (the Adjudicator), and the Magical Native Uxaerians. The Doctor himself is of course The Drifter.
 * The Speechless: the Primitives
 * We Can Rule Together
 * Zeerust: The colonists still use typewriters.