Watchmen in Black

Watchmen in Black is a Discworld/Men in Black crossover fanfic by Beth Einspanier. In it, the Men in Black pursue a shapeshifting alien fugitive in Ankh-Morpork with the aid of the Watch. Naturally, Hilarity Ensues.


 * Bavarian Fire Drill: Colon and Nobby attempt to stall Vetinari from discovering the fugitive hunt in his own Palace by spinning a tale about fumigating for ninja mimes that no one can see or hear.
 * Big Eater: The shapeshifter.
 * Cool Shades: The standard MIB-issue Ray-Bans.
 * Da Chief: Vimes.
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia: "Having a Neuralyzer means never having to say you're sorry."
 * Out with a Bang: The implied usual fate of the shapeshifter's chosen targets.
 * Spit Take: J finally gives in and tells Vimes what the shapeshifter is and what she wants. Vimes is taking a sip of coffee at the time.  J gets wet.
 * Those Two Guys: Colon and Nobby, in fine form.
 * Unfunny: Vimes.
 * Venus Needs Men: The more powerful, the better.
 * Voluntary Shapeshifting
 * You Need to Get Laid: J's implied theory about the root of Rincewind's nervous condition.