Student Council's Discretion/Funny

"Kurimu: My future is obviously to become the immortal absolute God that rules over humanity.
 * Ken's Stupid Sexy Flanders moment over Nakameguro in episode 12 of the first season.
 * Also anytime Mafuyu has a Yaoi Fangirl moment.
 * The following:

Ken: I...pity humanity."

"Ken: Ah. Chizura-san. I'd love to fondle your breasts.
 * Also, Kurimu's version of the ending: I am the President.
 * The first ending, which has the main characters as chibis running around randomly.
 * Episode 7:

Chizura: Sure, just a little.

Ken: Yay. *Beat*. I can't reach, so never mind."