Girl Genius/Characters

Please note that many of these categories are rather broadly defined and many characters have unclear allegiances. Characters may change categories. Listing is alphabetical by first name (so as to keep the main protagonist at the top...)

Agatha Clay / Heterodyne
Our Protagonist, a Spark, raised by Parental Substitutes Adam and Lilith Clay. The story begins with her breaking through when the locket suppressing her abilities is stolen.

Tropes associated with Agatha:
 * Action Girl
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: From this comic, is she a poor misunderstood woman who just wants this whole business over, or is she genuinely a classic Mad Scientist who can and will do anything that she needs to, and after she's done will sweep away the pieces of whoever and whatever gets in her way?
 * "Is it right to leave a fellow sentient strung up like this?" "Well, that depends upon the nature of the experiment..."
 * Badass
 * Badass Bookworm: Started as a bookworm, became a badass.
 * Badass Longcoat: Several of them, starting from her very first appearance and including an awesome labcoat.
 * Badass Princess: Zeetha's princess lessons seems to be meant to turn Agatha into even more of a Spark Lady of War than before.
 * Heartbroken Badass: Various times, mostly after.
 * Took a Level in Badass: Before Zeetha's Training from Hell, Agatha played the role of Damsel in Distress much more frequently.
 * Berserk Button: Bringing up and half of what Von Pinn says to her. Hurting her suitors is also unwise.
 * Bluff the Impostor: Tries this on Othar in their first meeting. Has it tried on her by Carson.
 * Caffeine Bullet Time: The Clays wouldn't let her have "stimulants". There was a reason for that.
 * Cartwright Curse: Agatha's suitors so far have all wound up dead, shot, or turning funny colors. Leading to:
 * It's Not You, It's My Enemies: Agatha wants Gil and Tarvek safely out.
 * Changeling Fantasy: She's the long-lost daughter to two of the most powerful lines of Sparks (a Spark princess?).
 * Chewing the Scenery: As with all good sparks, she does this a bit when "Sparking out".
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome: As shown on several occasions (highlighted by Othar, no less!)
 * Dating Catwoman: Gil and Tarvek could both count here.
 * Designer Babies: Considering that the Heterodynes "so rarely produce girls," it's implied that she was altered as a fetus to match her mother's specifications.
 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Geek Physique: Averted. Especially after Zeetha's training.
 * Genki Girl: At least, when she is on coffee.
 * Genre Savvy: She has her moments.
 * Green Eyes
 * Hair of Gold
 * Happily Adopted: Agatha has always known that Adam and Lilith Clay were friends of her uncle's, but still calls them her parents.
 * Her Heart Will Go On: . It's also worth noting that both Tarvek and Gil have gotten hurt while chasing after Agatha. She just can't seem to keep her suitors healthy. And she's got serious issues about it, too—most likely due to.
 * Home, Sweet Home: She thinks she wants this.
 * In the Blood: Sparkiness, being a blonde, and occasionally being The Vamp in habits are all details similar, or exactly like her mother.
 * Kid with the Leash: To the Jägers and Castle Heterodyne.
 * Kiss Kiss Slap: Sums up her relationship with Gil and Tarvek
 * Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter, as well as being a Mad Scientist herself. Also, the progeny of a Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter, who was a Mad Scientist herself. It must run in the family.
 * Meaningful Name: Heterodyning means to alter a frequency by creating another frequency to interact with it. Part of the Heterodyne Spark is the ability to instinctively hum in a way that heterodynes with any background noise so that it gets cancelled out, removing distractions from their work.
 * Agatha's locket, which was created by her uncle Barry, is a true Heterodyne locket - when she wears it, it heterodynes her brain. When she was younger, it suppressed her brain waves so that she could never focus enough to truly use her Spark. Now that she has fully broken through, it can't fully suppress her Spark anymore, but the same properties
 * Meganekko
 * Ms. Fanservice: Less than Zeetha, but the Foglios do have a penchant for putting her in corsetry and lacy underthings.
 * Omniglot: According to the novels, she speaks Romanian (Apparently her native tongue), Latin, Greek, German, English, French, Arabic and Russian.
 * Orphan's Plot Trinket: And how.
 * Parental Abandonment: Her original parents are gone, her Uncle Barry who was like a father to her disappeared when she was seven, and.
 * Parody Sue: Gets played with in the Cinderella parody.
 * Pimped-Out Dress: A clockwork themed ballgown, that can even be taken off by pressing a button.
 * Power Floats
 * Redheaded Hero
 * Sarcastic Devotee: Sarcastically swore fealty to Krosp. He took it seriously, being a good king and helping her.
 * Science Hero
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder: Like a lot of all Sparks. The page image.
 * He Is Not My Boyfriend: Gil, assumed by a fair amount of people.
 * Teen Genius
 * Tsundere: Oh, yes. She definitely is one. At least, towards Gil.
 * Wrench Wench
 * Wrench Wench

Ardsley Wooster
Originally from Britain, Wooster first met Gil in Paris and agreed to enter his service as a manservant. He claimed not to know Gil's true identity at the time, and was apparently very surprised when he found out. However, Wooster turned out to be more than a Jeeves; in reality, he was a secret agent for British intelligence, and therefore likely DID know who Gil was, which is very impressive seeing as Gil's childhood friends didn't. Turns out Gil knew Wooster's real identity, and was perfectly willing to go along with the pretense until events pushed him into making use of his knowledge.

Classy and unflappable Wooster is currently working for Gil, and thus is a Protagonist, but his ultimate loyalty is to "Albia" (the British Crown), an as-of-yet unknown force.

Tropes associated with Ardsley:
 * Badass Normal: He commandeers a rifle from one of the Baron's troops (after somehow ditching Agatha's party), fires from the top of one of caravans and is ready to snipe the Baron (see Shoot the Dog below), delivers an Offhand Backhand to Bangladesh Dupree, and later enters and exits the Jaegergeneral's airship from the window. He also survived being Gil's assistant for at least a year before the comic starts.
 * Battle Butler
 * Dragon with an Agenda: A heroic example, as he is still loyal to the queen, whatever that means.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero:
 * Offhand Backhand: Delivered to Bangladesh DuPree, of all people, and widely considered his Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Sarcastic Devotee: Though he grows out of it, he starts off as a man with little faith in Agatha.
 * Servile Snarker: As Gil's right-hand-man. Gentleman Snarker might be more accurate now we know his real background.
 * Spanner in the Works: When he
 * Spy Drama: This didn't really feature in the comic itself until this strip. There is, however, a custom ad for the Spy Battle browser game that portrays his past as being ridiculously martini-flavored.
 * Shoot the Dog: Is prepared to do whatever it takes to complete his mission, even killing Baron Wulfenbach.
 * The Stoic
 * Tall, Dark and Snarky: One of the tallest protagonists, dark haired, and he's British, so snark is a given.

Da Boyz


Fan Nickname for the three "wild" Jägermonsters who discovered Agatha while she was incognito and have followed her, to protect their new mistress, ever since.

Tropes associated with Da Boyz: "General Goomblast: Dimo! Hy am shocked at dis behavior! Boris: Still, it was rather clever of him... General Goomblast: Hy said Hy vas shocked."
 * Adult Child: Oggie.
 * Amazing Technicolor Population: Dimo is green,and Maxim is purple. Oggie is (relatively) normally coloured by human standards, which makes him the odd one out by Jaeger standards.
 * Attractive Bent Gender: In the Cinderella story, Maxim... is beautiful. Oggie and Dimo avert the attractiveness.
 * Badass
 * Badass Adorable: Oggie, and to a lesser extent Maxim.
 * Badass Beard: Dimo.
 * Badass Crew
 * Badass Long Hair: Maxim.
 * Berserk Button: "Dot... vas... my.... HAT!"
 * Bishounen: Maxim, the purple one, was originally designed as an in-joke for Kaja. Lampshaded in the Cinderella side-story, when he's supposed to play an ugly stepsister... well, see for yourself.
 * Chewing the Scenery: "SCHTOP! Hyu horr'ble monstery ting of EVIL!"
 * "Hyu knife, brodder!" "Right here, brodder!" "* sigh* Ve didn't gets caught, hyu eediots." "Whew!"
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Da Boyz have funny accents, are generally not too bright and more than a little goofy. Then something happens, and suddenly all the goofiness is gone and you're reminded that Da Boyz are in fact 200+ -years-old Super Soldiers...
 * Cute Little Fangs: Until they open their mouths and reveal that the "little" fangs are huge.
 * Cute Monster Boys: Maxim and Oggie. Oggie, oddly, is more of a charmer than Maxim despite not being as pretty, even being able to sweet-talk human girls.
 * Dumb Blonde: Oggie.
 * Freudian Trio: Dimo=Superego, Maxim=Ego, Oggie=Id.
 * Funetik Aksent
 * HAD to Be Sharp
 * Handicapped Badass:
 * Hidden Depths: They're smarter than the other jaegers. And it seemed to have only come up after they split from the main group.


 * I Want Grandkids: Oggie wants great-great-great grandkids.
 * Kavorka Man: They claim to be "irresistible to vimmen," although how much so remains to be seen. Given how many times women seem receptive to Oggie's flirting, he apparently lives up to it.
 * Maxim and Oggie both found interested girls during Maxim's interaction with Old Man Death. Then again, apparently in Mechanicsburg and its suburbs Jägers are heroes.
 * Long-Haired Pretty Boy: Maxim.
 * Loophole Abuse: After failing to get Old Man Death's hat by fighting him for it, Maxim then tells him he wants a sandwich, so Old Man Death tells him "you name it, I make it". Maxim asks for a "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet", which refers to a prince who lost a bet, and ate his own hat; to live up to his boast, Old Man Death had to make Maxim a hat sandwich.
 * The Man They Couldn't Hang
 * Mr. Fanservice: Apparently Obviously.
 * Nice Hat: Like all Jägers.
 * Noodle Incident: Oggie apparently did something that pissed off Klaus, which may be part of the reason he was sent on the mission in the first place.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Most notable in Dimo, but they're all smarter than most rank-and-file Jägers because of the time they spent by themselves.
 * Only Sane Man: Dimo.
 * Perma-Stubble: Dimo.
 * Proud Warrior Race Guy
 * Psycho for Hire: But in a good way!
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: They don't look particularly old, but Word of God is that they're between 250–300 years old, and Oggie has at least one adult great-great-grandchild (Who looks and acts suspiciously like the person telling the main story, who is a stand in for the author).
 * Shipper on Deck: Agatha/Gil is the Jägerkin OTP.
 * Slasher Smile: Dimo is particularly good at this.
 * The Smart Guy: All three are pretty intelligent, especially compared to the average Jägerkin. Dimo is clearly smart compared to the other two. Vote for Girl Genius in topwebcomics.com and the incentive even calls him "The Smart One."
 * Super Soldier
 * Super Serum: Confirmed by Word of God to be humans transformed by the "Jägerdraught".
 * Undying Loyalty Explicitly explained to be a choice on the Jägers' part. They are not compelled to serve the Heterodynes; rather, every Jäger has made a conscious choice and vow to serve the Heterodynes for life before they drank the Jägerbrau.
 * Weapon of Choice:
 * An Axe to Grind / Blade on a Stick: Oggie's triple-poleaxe.
 * Cool Sword: Maxim's cavalry saber, possibly augmented with a Power Fist (not even the Foglios know what that metallic glove thing is).
 * Knife Nut: Dimo uses throwing knives (and sometimes his own claws).
 * You Are in Command Now: Dimo has been promoted to "acting" general while the other generals are (apparently all) out of contact. He finds it irksome, "dot itchy tinking schtuff...."

Dingbots
Dingbot Prime was created by Agatha as a lab assistant, Dingbot Prime is an oh-so-cute little clank, about the size of a pocket watch. When not otherwise engaged he spends his time making other, more specialised but less durable, Dingbots. What is amazing about Dingbot Prime is that it seems to be self aware; if this is true to even a small degree then it would be a miracle due to its tiny size. Even more incredibly, it's been theorized to have inherited some of the Spark!

Tropes associated with Dingbots:
 * Action Bomb: The secondary bots sometimes do this.
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot: It's not evil, but it's certainly agressive and Tarvek has hypothesized that it has the Spark.
 * Do-Anything Robot
 * Fan Nickname: Doesn't have an actual name in-comic, other than "Agatha's little clanks." On that note, fans are considering dubbing groups of dingbots "devotions."
 * Mini-Mecha
 * Rebus Bubble: To Gil, and to the second Dingbot Prime (Dingbot Secundus?).
 * Ridiculously Cute Critter
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder
 * The Speechless
 * There Can Be Only One: Agatha lost the original and made a new one. The original turned up again and, well, they don't seem to like each other all that much...
 * What Measure Is a Non-Human?: Despite being the size of a large pocketwatch there is every chance Dingbot Prime is self aware, and possibly a Spark of itself.

Gilgamesh Wulfenbach
Son of one of the major antagonists, Gilgamesh is one of the possible pairings for Agatha (probably the canon one, considering these) and has much more obvious motivations.

Tropes associated with Gil:
 * Antagonist in Mourning: When Agatha fakes her death.
 * Awesome McCoolname: Gilgamesh, like the ancient badass Gilgamesh, two thirds god and one hundred percent Man.
 * Badass
 * Badass Boast: and it is awesome.
 * Badass Bookworm
 * Badass Longcoat: several of them, of varying degree of fanciness. The one he wears while defending Mechanicsburg is particularly effective.
 * Berserk Button: You should take him seriously. He doesn't like it when you don't.
 * Betty
 * Beware the Nice Ones
 * Big Damn Heroes: He's not the only one to do this by a long shot, but he certainly loves to.
 * Blatant Lies: "I'm a pirate."
 * Bullying a Dragon: Vole was talking down to this guy?
 * Capulet Counterpart
 * Charles Atlas Superpower: Realistic version: he can throw Merlot's battle clank, but his body breaks a bit doing it. However, there is some passing dialogue that indicates that Gil might be slightly more than human, judging by Mama Gkika's comments.
 * Death Glare: Has unleashed a few. Notably, he is one of very few people that have managed to scare a Jäger.
 * Death Ray: Notable for not having one until he finally built a really impressive one.
 * One?
 * Mr. Fanservice
 * Genre Savvy: From the first volume he had a hunch that it Agatha who was the new Spark.
 * Heroic RROD: When his body can no longer handle the feats of epic Badassery he's performing. Has happened at least twice: after he beat up Vole and after throwing Merlot's clank.
 * Love Makes You Stupid: Agatha thinks he's been pretending to be an idiot around her. He was not.
 * Manly Man: To Tarvek, he's more action oriented and a little less socially apt.
 * Made of Iron: After being kicked by Zeetha into a wall, the wall had a number of cracks—with him not even bleeding yet.
 * Long before that, he also took several bullets and kept standing unfazed while facing down the army of war clanks attempting to invade Mechanicsburg.
 * Missing Mom
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast
 * Nice Hat: Magnificently nice. - Also counts as a Brick Joke in this scene - Just when he thought he was rid of it for good, the Hat Came Back!
 * The Hat is so nice that it serves as instant identification of Gilgamesh. Except for the one guy. He gets promoted.
 * Nice to the Waiter: Well, the showgirl.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Apparently what Gil was doing in Paris as mentioned below under Rich Idiot With No Day Job. Agatha believes him to be doing this in Castle Heterodyne, and Tarvek is amused to find out that he isn't.
 * Out of Focus: He drops out of the story for most of the second arc. Lampshaded with a gag panel here.
 * Porn Stash: Apparently teenage boys really are the same everywhere. Even steampunk mad scientist ones. By the way, a "seraglio" is another word for a harem.
 * Post-Kiss Catatonia
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red to Tarvek's Blue, oh-so-very much. Gil is passionate, dogged and relentless in everything he does, and prefers Crazy Preparation to Chess. This means he's hopeless in situations that can't be prepared for... like romance. He has to get by on honesty... and can be a bit brutal about it.
 * Rich Idiot With No Day Job: While studying in Paris, Gil cultivated the image of himself as a womanising layabout and opium fiend who was involved with pirates and constantly getting involved in the schemes of crazed minor Sparks, in order to keep anyone (especially Tarvek Sturmvoraus) from figuring out that he was the Baron's son (though the trouble with crazy Sparks was mostly for the sake of an absent minded chorus girl he had befriended).
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder: He's even been the page picture.
 * She Is Not My Girlfriend
 * Shirtless Scene: This is how many he's been getting: The wiki had a poll at one point about when editors thought he would next put a shirt on. One of the options was "Gil owns a shirt?"
 * Shock and Awe: Can call down electricity with a nifty rod. The most notable example of him doing this, interestingly, is also an example of the Trope Namer- rapid dominance through a spectacular display of power.
 * Stop Helping Me!: Gil has this reaction a few times towards folks - most notably here, where he's trying to stop folks from describing his romantic reasons for trying to help Agatha. Unfortunately for him, he's being shouted down by an enthusiastic crowd, two trained circus performers who are trying to rile up said crowd, and two friends who like to see him squirm.
 * This Is Sparta Do. You. Understand?
 * And I AM In CONTROL!!!
 * Those Magnificent Flying Machines: He's the only one in the setting creating heavier than air aircraft.
 * Took a Level in Badass: While Agatha was "dead".
 * Training from Hell: Everything does, apparently, have to be a test.
 * Wacky Marriage Proposal
 * Warrior Poet
 * Warrior Prince
 * Wild Hair
 * World of Cardboard Speech

Krosp I, Emperor of all Cats
Created by a Spark to control cats to act as a spy network, Krosp I is a failed experiment with delusions of lordship who has given Agatha much valuable political advice. His phenotype as a cat was identified as Moldovian Puff - "a particularly heathenish breed".

Tropes associated with Krosp: "Krosp (to Gil on their first meeting): "I'm serious! Mess with me and your shoes are mine!""
 * Badass Longcoat: He's given quite a nifty red and gold one while he's with Master Payne's Circus with Agatha.
 * Canon Immigrant: He originated in the Magic: The Gathering days of What's New with Phil and Dixie.
 * Chekhov's Gunman: First seen as an apparently normal cat getting into Agatha's food.
 * Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: When his animal side takes over.


 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Gone Horribly Right: A humorous example; his creator wanted an intelligent cat capable of exercising control over his non-sentient brethren. He succeeded perfectly, but it turns out that cats don't really make good spies...
 * Green Eyes
 * Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal
 * Intellectual Animal
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold
 * Only Sane Man: Well, only sane cat.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: When Agatha sarcastically swears fealty to him, he takes her seriously and accepts her as his subject. He considers it his responsibility as her king to keep her safe.
 * Sarcastic Devotee: Inverted. See Royals Who Actually Do Something.
 * The Smart Guy

Moloch von Zinzer
A mechanic who served in army of a Spark beaten by Klaus and ended up "on the beach" after his Walking Tank ran into Bang's team. First met right at the beginning when he and his brother steal Agatha's locket. He is later mistaken for the spark that created Agatha's first clank. He turned up again in Castle Heterodyne and seems to have fallen into the role of Agatha's minion by default.

Tropes associated with Moloch:
 * Action Survivor
 * Characterization Marches On: He was quite nasty in his earliest appearances, so he was much more deserving of the abuse he got early on. Being in Castle Heterodyne around more Ax Crazy folks seriously mellowed him out, to the point that he's currently considered a nice guy. Or perhaps his brother's influence (plus, y'know, his belief that Agatha had murdered him) was corrupting and he improved in its absence.
 * The very first thing he does when he meets up with Agatha again in Castle Heterodyne is to apologize for his behavior back then, claiming he was really scared and under a lot of stress. Agatha forgives him.
 * Chew Toy
 * Chick Magnet: To a lesser degree than one might expect in this crazy universe, but despite his general scruffiness and not having been seen to try to get girls, he's clearly attracted both Violetta and Snaug, with bonus UST-source Sanaa Wilhelm.
 * Cut the Juice: his solution to being told that the machinery can't be shut off. Earned him a Dope Slap.
 * Due to the Dead: Those who died in the Castle don't get used as raw material, he rules. And even hardened criminals listen when he says so.
 * The Engineer: He doesn't have The Spark, but he does have a great deal of skill in machinery and problem solving. He knows that, given enough time, he can solve most problems with a lot of hard work and a bit of common sense.
 * Genre Savvy: "I have been around way too many Sparks!"
 * Heel Face Turn: See Characterization Marches On above. A generous soul might call him the first villain of the series. Even if not, he's more morally grounded now than he used to be.
 * He's the Best Minion Ever!: So proclaimed by Tarvek.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Or at least of a less jerky jerk than it seemed.
 * Minion Shipping: With Violetta and Snaug.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Averted, in that he's a perfectly normal person with a demon's name.
 * Only Sane Man
 * Sarcastic Devotee
 * Seen It All
 * Shipper on Deck: Agatha/Gil
 * Stepford Smiler: When we first see him in the castle, he seems a bit off. Could be blamed on Love Makes You Stupid, given his massive crush on Sanaa.
 * Tempting Fate: "Aaah! Jinx!"
 * Took a Level in Badass: Astounding Sanaa in the process.
 * Unfazed Everyman

Punch and Judy
A pair of the Heterodyne Boys' earliest creations, Punch and Judy are common characters in Heterodyne stories. As student work, they are both somewhat flawed; Punch lacks a voice and Judy has mis-matched eyes, although most people don't know that. Punch is often portrayed as a foolish klutz, but Da Boyz report that he is a very intelligent and cunning planner as well as a funny and kind-hearted individual who spent his spare time making toys for children. They were loyal and were given the job of looking after Agatha under the pseudonyms of Adam and Lilith Clay.

Tropes associated with Punch and Judy: "Belloptrix: But... didn't he have a... lighter side? Maxim: Oh yah! He build very amuzing toys for de orphan cheeldren!"
 * Action Girl: Judy
 * Back from the Dead: Thanks, Gil!
 * And upgraded. In fact, when Gil upgrades, he doesn't mess around.
 * The Big Guys
 * Genius Bruisers/Smarter Than You Look: Though some of the evidence for that comes from the Jägers who are... not the best at determining who's "schmott". Still, Punch evidently is at least competent at mechanics and outspoken (once his vocal apparatus was rebuilt, anyway). That's when we remember that for years they were assistants to two of the top-tier mad scientists, learning from the best - and possibly their friends and colleagues too. And now Punch is good at working with their gadgetry.
 * Gentle Giants: Apparently, though most people who didn't know Punch assume he's just Dumb Muscle.


 * Goggles Do Something Unusual: Judy has special glasses to make her eyes look the same size.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Punch throws rivets at bullet-like force.
 * Meaningful Name: Punch is very capable of his namesake.
 * Parental Substitutes
 * The Speechless: Punch until Gil's repair, as it's Punch who tells him "Thank you." for his actions to save Agatha. Gil apparently did some upgrading while he was in there.

Tarvek Sturmvoraus
First encountered when Agatha travels through the city of his father, Tarvek is the the Prince of Sturmhalten, and a descendant of the legendary Storm King. He's seemed to be on everyone's side, playing everyone against everyone else, though recently he seems to be genuinely on Team Agatha. He is a powerful Spark and a keen intellect. The other possible pairing for Agatha.

Tropes associated with Tarvek: "Kaja Foglio: Yes, Sturmvoraus is apparently a house of evil fashion designers..."
 * Awesomeness By Analysis: Only person known to successfully reverse-engineer a Van Rijn.
 * Simply glancing at an abstract operations table tells him that an entire Wulfenbach military unit has been subverted and was about to flank and destroy much of the Wulfenbach army.
 * Badass
 * Badass Bookworm
 * Bastard Understudy
 * Beware the Nice Ones: learns this the hard way. Also, calling his bluff when he threatens someone with a weapon is a bad idea.
 * The Charmer: Is quite a sweet-talker when he puts his mind to it.
 * Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Apparently congenital. He may be recovering, but readers are wary.
 * The most obnoxious part of it? He genuinely means well when he does it. Agatha finds it insulting as all hell.
 * At one point, Gil accuses Tarvek of plotting something. When Tarvek asks what makes him think this, Gil's response? That Tarvek is breathing.
 * Designer Babies: The Mongfish family "made sure" that there would be a throne-appropriate heir: male, Sparky, and free of problems like predisposition to alcoholism, non-Spark-related insanity, lycanthropy... Also, there's some redundancy.
 * Dysfunction Junction: "The only way to keep my family in line would be to bury them in a row."
 * Mr. Fanservice
 * Extreme Melee Revenge: His brutal beating of  evokes this, especially considering the epic speech he delivers in tandem with said beatdown.
 * The Fashionista / The Dandy: You expect royals to be very well dressed. So this was not evident except one phrase out-of-continuity, but remember how he sat "doodling girls and clockwork"?.. Later, approved Jäger Generals' style.


 * Sharp-Dressed Man: Well, he is when we meet him, anyway. He deteriorates sharply later. But found something better as soon as possible.
 * Heel Face Revolving Door
 * How Dare You Die on Me!: Invoked towards Gil.
 * Mad Scientist: One of the best, apparently.
 * Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter: Well, son.
 * McNinja: Had at least some Smoke Knight training.
 * Meaningful Name: "Sturmvoraus" means "storm ahead" in German.
 * Minored in Asskicking: He relies on others to fight for him whenever he can. Since arriving in the castle, though, he's had to reveal that yes, he's a match for Gilgamesh in a fight (which means any fair fight with him would rip Europa apart).
 * Missing Mom: The only thing we know about his mother is the identity of one of her ancestors.
 * Nice to the Waiter
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: There's really no other way to describe his latest encounter with
 * Pet the Dog: Had Violetta Reassigned to Antarctica, which she hated him even more for... then she discovered just how many of his bodyguards had been killed since.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue to Gil's Red, oh-so-very much. He's calm, cool, collected in everything he does, and prefers to dominate his surroundings through constant manipulation. This makes him as charming as the very devil... unless the girl realizes that he's simply being polite about staying in control. It also means he's rather dependent on others once outside of a support network... At least until he gets a new one.
 * Royal Blood: Apparently, he's the rightful heir to the Or rather one of the two surviving heirs whom Grandmother considered fit enough (while both Tarvek and Martellus were missing, she ordered to freeze the whole project to avoid devaluing the claim, according to Seffie).
 * Royally Screwed-Up
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something
 * The Rival: To Gilgamesh Wulfenbach. In principle, he resents the Wulfenbachs in general and Gil specifically for the swaths of his messed-up life that weren't directly caused by his own family. In practice, his relationship with Gil hovers somewhere in between Friendly Enemy and Vitriolic Best Buds.
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder
 * Screams Like a Little Girl: if Bangladesh is to be believed. One wonders just what happened...
 * Sensitive Guy: Compared to Gil, he's calmer, more thoughtful, and less prone to fits of violence.
 * Shirtless Scene: Almost as much as Gil, and Evil Morally Ambiguous Is Sexy.
 * Shipper on Deck: For Higgs/Zeetha, of all things.
 * Smug Snake
 * Stoic Spectacles
 * Token Evil Teammate: Self-confessed.
 * Tyke Bomb / Phlebotinum Rebel: He was intended since before birth to be a figurehead for the Storm King conspiracy, but he'd much rather pursue his own plans.
 * Underestimating Badassery: It turns out that those beatings Violetta kept giving him were just a charade to convince everyone else that he was useless in combat. He's a match for Gilgamesh hand-to-hand, much to Violetta's shock.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Though he obviously doesn't act like a fool, he played up his least-dangerous sides to be dismissed as fop by many in his family.
 * Unreliable Expositor: One of the reasons the Sturmhalten arc is so confusing is because he keeps lying to everyone.
 * Unstoppable Rage: Unstoppable enough to curb stomp
 * Veronica
 * Would Hit a Girl: At least that one.
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: He tries to do this practically all the time, with varying degrees of success.
 * Young Conqueror: He wanted to be this, but things aren't working out for him.

Violetta Mondarev
Violetta is a Smoke Knight, although she herself says she's not very good at her job. Her job is to keep Tarvek alive, which is proving to be far more difficult than it should be considering he was confined to a hospital bed when she took that duty.

Tropes associated with Violetta:
 * Big Screwed-Up Family: A cousin of Tarvek's from an offshoot branch of the Sturmvoraus family, which has been guarding the main house for generations. Surprisingly sane, considering the lineage, but then being not of the central bloodline could be what saved her.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Violetta apparently isn't a star as a Smoke Knight, but she doesn't seem half as bad at her job as she tells everyone she is. More "not really into this sort of career".
 * Fiery Redhead
 * Grappling Hook Pistol
 * Impossible Thief: Specialist in misdirection and sleight of hand, to the point that she can switch out a hostage for a straw dummy, while said hostage is still being held by his captor, and she's in full view of said captor, across the room. It just has to happen off-panel.
 * In the comic, Zeetha looks not particularly impressed and says, "Meh. Not bad..." The novelization reveals that Zeetha had to work at looking unimpressed.
 * Legacy of Service
 * McNinja: Smoke Knight.
 * Minion Shipping: with Moloch von Zinzer
 * He Is Not My Boyfriend: But if she doesn't want him, others do! Like she cares!
 * Ninja Maid: to Tarvek Sturmvoraus
 * Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Her sleight of hand is so impressive that not even the reader can see it.
 * Only the Knowledgable May Pass: She tried to pull this one on Moloch, arguing that he had to be trained or have secret knowledge when they first met.
 * Servile Snarker: She gets away with way more abuse of Tarvek than most Sparks would probably allow. Hell, he even rewards her by allowing her to switch allegiance to Agatha.
 * Shipper on Deck: Agatha/Tarvek.
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: By herself. Her Smoke Knight training mostly requires her to be the former, but both she and Tarvek (while he was in an illness-induced delusional rant) have commented on how much she'd desperately like to be able to dress nice and be girly once in awhile.

Zeetha, Daughter of Chump
Warrior woman from the lost city of Skifander, she no longer knows how to get back and, until Agatha mentioned it, was uncertain as to whether her homeland even existed. She has trained Agatha to be a warrior and still fights for her interests.

Tropes associated with Zeetha:
 * Action Girl
 * Always Someone Better: Gets the concept explained to her by Higgs. Interestingly, he doesn't do it by beating the crap out of her (although he probably could), but just by explaining why she's been losing.
 * Badass Princess
 * Battle Couple: this moment with Higgs, of course.
 * Blade Below the Shoulder
 * Crazy Prepared: Like most female performers, she wears leather underwear to guard against the Wacky Weave Destabilizer.
 * Defeat by Modesty: Tried and failed.
 * In the novelization, she doesn't wear leather underwear -- but Skifandrian warriors train in the nude.
 * Dual-Wielding: With what appear to be either Katars and/or Patas, weapons used in our world's India with H-shaped grips and often with some kind of hand guard added to the grip.
 * Expressive Headband: It mimics her expressions ... even when she's not wearing it. This lets it serve for long-range communications.
 * Good Bad Girl: Her sex life isn't exactly highlighted, but she has been referred to as "an expert" on the subject.
 * Hot Amazon
 * I Am X, Son of Y: "I am Zeetha, Daughter of Chump! Yes, I know what it means in your language."
 * If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Her...: here.
 * Improvised Weapon
 * A chair is not a weapon.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice
 * In My Language, That Sounds Like...: Daughter of Chump. And yes, she does know what it means.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: While it has yet to be revealed in the comic, . Resemble anyone we know?
 * On a related note,.
 * Foreshadowed here.
 * Minion Shipping: With Higgs.
 * Ms. Fanservice: As well as being a strong character in her own right.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Against the pirates.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: According to the third novelization, she's not just a member of Skifander's royal family, but heir to the throne. And her mother the Queen sent her out—apparently with no other Skifandrians—to scout Europa ... and try to find "Chump." Oh, and as the pirates found out, she's very good at "doing something," at least when that something is fighting.
 * Shipper on Deck
 * Training from Hell: Bestowed it upon Agatha.
 * The Worf Effect: A mild case, but she has been injured or fought to a standstill in order to highlight the badassery of:
 * The Monster Horse Beastie
 * To be fair,  before Zeetha got a chance to get over her shock and start fighting back.
 * Baron Wulfenbach
 * You Can't Find Home Again
 * You Gotta Have Green Hair: Repeatedly lampshaded as being highly unusual.
 * You Can't Find Home Again
 * You Gotta Have Green Hair: Repeatedly lampshaded as being highly unusual.

Anevka Sturmvoraus


Tarvek's debatably-living sister. After an ill-concieved Mad Science experiment of her father's left her at death's door, her brother constructed a new robotic body that she could operate from within her life-support tank.

Tropes associated with Anevka:
 * Cry for the Devil: Admit it, you did this when
 * Man Woman In The Machine: A variant.
 * Replacement Goldfish
 * Robotic Psychopath
 * Robot Girl
 * Shock and Awe
 * Psycho Electro
 * Tomato in the Mirror
 * Unlimited Wardrobe

Bangladesh DuPree
A pirate queen in the pay of the Baron, though even he finds her taste for violence and random slaughter distasteful. Nevertheless he keeps her about as she is a very skilled warrior and hunter and sometimes, you need a butcher.

Tropes associated with Bangladesh: "Bangladesh: Do I come into your lab and tell you how to torture rats? Gil: Frequently. Bangladesh: Exactly! So I know what I'm doing!"
 * Ax Crazy
 * Blood Knight: And assumes that everyone is, though in this case isn't that far from truth.
 * Comedic Sociopathy
 * Commissar Cap
 * Cry Cute: Yes. Seriously.
 * Dark Action Girl
 * The Dragon: Even if you don't consider Klaus a villain, she still fits this pretty well.
 * Emotional Bruiser: Sort of. Turns out she really developed an attachment to ol' good Klaus.
 * Faux Affably Evil: She's made of fun. Always. Even while skewering someone.
 * Genki Girl: A big lighthearted kid, even if Ax Crazy sort that would torture a rat just to hear it squeal.
 * God Save Us From the Queen
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath: The first part is debatable, the last part really isn't.
 * Improbable Weapon User / Improvised Weapon: When using a Rebus Bubble to ask Gil what means she was allowed to use to kill anyone besides Gil or Sun that came in, cheese was one of her ideas.
 * In Love with Your Carnage: She has it hard for.
 * Knife Nut: She throws a dagger, grabs a knife, and look how much more spill out on the next page when she's thrown.
 * Noodle Implements: We never find out what she planned, but one of her methods of killing people involves cheese. Rest of them are a sword, a gun and an axe.
 * Not Me This Time: She's a default suspect for any cases of death and destruction around her, for an obvious reason. Bang doesn't even see it as a problem.
 * Nice Hat
 * Perky Female Minion
 * Pirate Girl Ex- pirate queen.
 * Psycho Electro: In the first arc, she gets her hand mangled and ends with a medical device meant to facilitate faster healing. By the time of her next appearance, she has modified it to electrocute people Joker-style.
 * Psycho for Hire
 * Rebus Bubble: During the time that she has her jaw wired shut. She's quite fluent.
 * Sky Pirate
 * Slasher Smile: Good Lord...
 * Sweater Girl: God the sweater is tight.
 * Too Much Information: Oh, Bang! That's so cute!
 * Torture Technician: She shows her interest right during her introduction.


 * Undying Loyalty: To Baron Klaus Wulfenbach. If the Baron tells her to do something, she does it. End of story.

Baron Klaus Wulfenbach
One time friend of Agatha's parents, Klaus disappeared shortly before Agatha's parents married and returned to find Europa in utter chaos. He imposed order on Europa, not by negotiating and being nice like the Heterodyne Boys but by imposing his Iron Will on an ever increasing area of the globe.

Tropes associated with Baron Klaus: "Gilgamesh: "My father once wrote a monograph on how to communicate in the workplace." Dimo: "...iz dat so?" Gilgamesh: "All seven popes ordered it burned.""
 * Ambiguously Evil
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: Hell, yes.
 * Asskicking Equals Authority: There's a reason he has a "Don't make me come over there." rule with places he takes over. Provoking him is not recommended.
 * Awesome McCoolname: Wulfenbach.
 * Awesomeness By Analysis: How his Spark manifests itself. The most obvious use is the ability to dismantle and improve the designs of other Sparks. But it also lets him "find the right monster for the right job."
 * Badass Longcoat
 * Bad Boss: Even though we never see direct evidence for this, there is this little exchange after Gilgamesh beats the shit out of Captain Vole:
 * Bad Boss: Even though we never see direct evidence for this, there is this little exchange after Gilgamesh beats the shit out of Captain Vole:

"Klaus: Dupree, if you come in here, I will kill you--with the power of my mind. DuPree I...I'm pretty sure he can't really do that."
 * The Chains of Commanding: Ruling (large portions of) the world is not as fun as it sounds.
 * Clothing Damage: He has some after fighting Othar for a while.
 * Cool Old Guy
 * Cowardly Sidekick: Klaus is depicted this way in a few of the Heterodyne stories. Most likely a hint of hard feelings.
 * Dark Messiah: Look back up at the description.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Not normally, but he gets some really good lines when he's completely Surrounded by Idiots.
 * Emperor Scientist: Klaus actually laments having to become a dictator, since it leaves him with so little time for his research.
 * Mr. Fanservice: The Klaus Defense League isn't all-female, but it does have more than its share.
 * The Extremist Was Right: The former Trope Namer, because he's just that Badass.
 * Genius Bruiser: Klaus is very strong - he can, for example, punch out Jagers. This probably has to do with the fact that he is
 * Genre Savvy/: the Baron has left standing orders that if he ever disappears for any length of time,
 * Good Scars, Evil Scars: His body is covered in Morally Ambiguous Scars.
 * He Who Fights Monsters
 * Hero Antagonist
 * Historical Villain Upgrade: He's been depicted pretty badly in most of the Heterodyne stories, ranging from a cowardly comic relief to a flat-out traitor to the Heterodynes. Fortunately for those who put on these plays, Klaus isn't a Slave to PR and doesn't care what they say. Though he's well aware of this.
 * Characterization Marches On: His portrayal in the Heterodyne Stories has shifted markedly to the worse since he started conquering stuff.
 * According to the books, another reason he puts up with his portrayal in those stories is because he secretly finds it hilarious.
 * Just the First Citizen: He's running most of Europe. He's a baron.
 * For those unfamiliar with nobility rankings, that would be like having your own navy and calling yourself a lieutenant commander.
 * Large and In Charge: Broad shoulders...
 * Memetic Badass: Don't make him come over here. Really, don't.
 * Even in-universe.

"Councillor: Hmph. His father would have hit the wall and started another sweep by now."
 * Upon seeing Gil cutting through an enemy army like a hot knife through butter, an onlooker had this to say:

""If someone can't handle an unpleasant truth? Lie to them. If somone won't listen to reason? Make them. If people don't choose to live peaceably--Don't give them a choice. If you don't like the rules--change the game."
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Wulfenbach does have Big Badass Wolf in it.
 * Necessarily Evil: Yes, it really is necessary.
 * Perpetual Frowner: Usually the case, though he took Bang's mouth being wired shut pretty well.
 * And he was proud to see Gilgamesh take command of the Empire when he was out of commission.
 * Pet the Dog: What does he do after his minions kill someone for opposing him? Resurrect them!.
 * Prisoners of war can join his ranks temporarily, or go home with pay after a while!
 * Put on a Bus: This was Lucrezia's intent, anyway. But he came back before the main series even started. Word of God states that the place he was sent was.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: He's the absolute dictator of most of Europe. Except he only has one rule, "Don't make me come over there." What will make him come over there? War and playing with Sealed Evil in a Can.
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder: Notable for being the only Spark in the series to be (mostly) immune to its effects.
 * Shirtless Scene: That Naughty Flashback Scene, among others.
 * Take a Third Option: His entire schtick, basically. As Tarvek explains:


 * The Unfettered: "I did it alone. Because I had to. And it worked".


 * The Ubermensch
 * Wild Hair
 * "Well Done, Son" Guy: To Gil.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist

Boris Vasily Konstantin Andrei Myshkin-Dolokhov
The head of The Baron's administrative staff, Boris is a microcosm of how the Baron operates, and why it may be preferable to the previous system.

Originally a librarian with an eidetic memory serving a Spark (far from a calm profession in and of itself) his master decided to add an extra pair of arms, strength, speed, balance... and turn him into the ultimate juggler. When the Baron took down his former master he was given a far less demeaning job. He is now the Baron's right hand man and chief administrative secretary.

This is a job that he has excelled in. His brilliant and utterly humourless mind and enhanced physical abilities make him exactly the sort of person that a man like the Baron would need at his side, showing the Baron's talent for getting the right monster for the right job.

He and the Jägers have a love/hate relationship, as in: They love to pick on him, he hates their attitude.

Tropes associated with Boris:
 * Badass Bookworm: All the modifications intended to make him a juggler are extremely useful in combat. Boris is perfectly capable of beating up a Jäger.
 * Battle Butler: To the Baron.
 * Blessed with Suck / Cursed with Awesome: His modifications could be seen as either or both. Boris himself hasn't been seen to complain about it, though, at least not since the Baron freed him from his original Spark.
 * The Comically Serious
 * Dual-Wielding: Make that quadruple.
 * Friendless Background: It's All There in the Manual that part of his hostility to the Jägers comes from envy of their camaraderie, while he himself is a one-off construct with no one else quite like him. (The rest, of course, is straight-up personality clash.)
 * Multi-Armed and Dangerous
 * Mundane Utility: Extra hands are very useful for preparing one's tea.
 * Number Two: He seems to take on certain duties in the event of the Baron's absence or incapacity.
 * Overly Long Name
 * Photographic Memory
 * What the Hell, Hero?: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"

Othar Tryggvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!
A man possessed with a quest to eradicate all sparks, including himself (eventually) for the damage they do to the world. Harder to kill than James Bond.

Tropes associated with Othar: "Confound it! An entire train full of helpless Sparks AND dangerous monsters AND a handy chasm nearby. Someone is tempting me. So not fair! This is ridiculous. There were only two and a half innocent people on this train (Jäger =0.5 person). Surely I can skip the last one. Yeah. No. I can't. This is what being A Hero is about. I should never have taken that aptitude test back at the university. I wanted to be a chef."
 * Ambiguously Gay: His sister thinks so, anyway. Invisible to Gaydar Bi the Way if she's right (since he married a Geisterdame in the Twitter).
 * Amusing Injuries
 * Anti-Villain: Feels bad about killing Sparks, and a lot of them do need to die...
 * The Atoner: Implied. Norway has a gigantic crater where its capital city of Oslo used to be. Othar's twitter makes reference to something called "the great wall of Norway" and labels it a mistake. Something must have inspired Othar to believe that killing all Sparks was the only sane solution.
 * Badass
 * Memetic Badass: He's a famous and well-loved hero, after all.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: Othar is generally friendly and cheerful off-the-job, and fair on it. Don't make him kick your ass. He can.
 * Beware the Silly Ones: As much as he is a walking joke, Othar can be very effective.
 * Bold Inflation: Fans never, ever say his name without adding  GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER! 
 * Not just fans.
 * Boomerang Bigot: Hates Sparks and wants to rid the world of them all, despite being a Spark himself. He fully intends to kill himself when all the other Sparks are dead.
 * Braggart Boss
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Even by the standards of sparks. Which is saying quite a bit.
 * Character Blog: He has a Twitter. May or may not be canon, but is certainly extremely quotable.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: Spends a good deal of time hitting on Agatha, to "save" her from the Wulfenbachs.
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome: One of the things that prevents him from being just an Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain; he is a genuinely good person, at least to ordinary people. Sometimes ends up saving the very people he wants to kill, but don't count on this.

"Othar: What did I tell you about getting romantically involved with evil? Sanaa: "...It's not a bad way to kill time, as long as it ultimately results in the total destruction of her lair and the ruination of her nefarious plans!" Othar: Oh. Yes. Well, I meant—"
 * Comically Invincible Hero: The others are fully aware that he's probably unkillable.
 * Dating Catwoman: Has evidently done a bit of this, based on a conversation with his sister when he thought she had a crush on Gilgamesh Wulfenbach:

"What a double edged sword a reputation is. Save thousands, thwart evil, bring peace... kill one corrupt quester and it's all out the window. Now I'm just "The Guy Who Killed A Quester." It demonizes me, and ignores all of my finer points. Bit of a resume stain, to be honest. Sigh. Questers are usually pillars of honesty. Therefore it's understandable that people are skeptical when you badmouth one. My rep vs. theirs."
 * Destination Defenestration: Happens to him repeatedly while on Castle Wulfenbach. It never sticks.
 * FOUL!
 * Genre Savvy / Wrong Genre Savvy: It varies.
 * Gentleman Adventurer!
 * Gotta Kill Them All
 * Hand Wave: Played for Laughs when Vole seemingly shatters his spine with a diving kick. Othar springs right back up and decks Vole, to the astonishment of Tarvek. Othar then remarks that he is wearing "Special trousers. Very heroic."
 * Hero of Another Story: Which you can follow on Twitter!
 * Hero with Bad Publicity / Villain with Good Publicity: He's managed to become both. The common folk love him. Considering how his "crusade" puts him in conflict with sparks that are genuinely dangerous to the populace and Othar is motivated to clean up the "sparky menace" to protect the non-sparks (and the common folk are unaware of his being a mass-spark-murdering maniac), this is not unjustified.
 * On the other hand?

"Like all prisoners in the castle, I'm outfitted with an exploding collar. Ha! The fools, my head is the least dangerous part of my body."
 * Hero Antagonist: Plus or minus a little serial murder.
 * The Hunter: Of sparks.
 * Hunter of His Own Kind: He is one. He's a spark, with a goal of killing every other spark, then killing himself when he's the last one left. Being also insane, he isn't very consistent at that either, when it runs into other delusions.
 * Idiot Hero

"It...he can't always be...acting...can he? The thought was chilling. Klaus had always considered Othar a clown. If this was all just a game to him..."
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Sometimes.
 * In the novelization, Klaus is actually a bit shocked when Othar abruptly drops the Large Ham to be serious and sensible. He wonders,

"Let me see if I understand this. He thinks all the problems in Europe are caused by mad scientists that build all the monsters. The mad scientists who vie with each other to see who can turn the population into clowns or bats or inanimate objects the quickest.The raving lunatics who set off volcanoes and unleash flash floods upon innocent cities. Othar wants to destroy these people, and you think he's insane."
 * Implacable Man
 * In Spite of a Nail: According to his Twitter account a Spark's experiment with time travel and alternate realities has revealed that every Othar has some kind of predisposition to deciding to wipe out Sparks. He briefly wonders if there's something about the Othars that causes them to simply have suicidal craziness before dismissing the idea.
 * It Runs on Nonsensoleum: Othar apparently has "special trousers" that allows him to Won't Work On Me having an irate Jaeger landing on him and breaking his back. No, we have no idea what that means either.
 * Jerkass Has a Point: Squibs, a much put upon minion in the radio drama 'Minor Heroes', sums it up best:

"Othar: So -- all the vipers are in residence! Gilgamesh: I can't believe you still talk like that."
 * And Klaus secretly acknowledges that Othar has a point. He had apparently been in the habit of subtly directing Othar in the direction of dangerous Sparks who hadn't technically violated the Baron's Peace up until Othar started killing Sparks that Klaus considered useful.
 * Large Ham: Most sparks chew scenery when in The Madness Place — Othar does it all the time.

""That letter is a fraud! Othar Tryggvassen may do things that lesser men find objectionable or slightly illegal, but I never apologize!""
 * Large Ham Title
 * Long Lost Sibling:
 * Lord Error-Prone
 * Made of Iron: and how.
 * Mental Time Travel: Possibly from the twitter into regular continuity.
 * Norse by Norsewest: He's from Norway.
 * Offscreen Teleportation: Dropping him out of sight, by whatever means, never seems to stick. He managed to get back up onto Castle Wulfenbach by unknown means at least twice, escaped being tossed out an airship, and appeared unscathed after having being dropped down a bottomless shaft by Castle Heterodyne.
 * He also manages to find his way into Gil's super secret lab, a place nobody else in-story (including Klaus) seemed to be aware of, simply because he is a hero and finding secret villain lairs is what heroes are good at.
 * Overshadowed by Awesome: He's plenty effective, provided he isn't going up against uber badasses like Gil, Klaus or Agatha.
 * Romance Genre Heroes: The Terrorist
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder: The effects of the Spark on him are a lot more apparent in the Twitter than in the comic.
 * Shirtless Scene
 * Sunglasses at Night: Or whatever that visor thingy is.
 * There's a fan theory that it's there to protect bystanders from the power of his amazingly pretty Blue Eyes.
 * Testosterone Poisoning
 * Tragic Hero: A heroic goal, ruined by his lack of self awareness and obsession.
 * Unexplained Recovery
 * Unreliable Narrator / Through the Eyes of Madness: His Twitter is considered canonical, but it's from his point of view and he's insane.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist


 * What Beautiful Eyes!: So beautiful that they make his normally imposing self look pretty girly.

The Other
The mysterious force of mysteriousness that almost conquered Europa before vanishing mysteriously. May be Agatha's mother, though there are… changes.

Tropes associated with The Other:
 * Big Bad
 * Compelling Voice: The Geisterdamen and revenants cannot disobey a command if it's made in her voice.
 * Control Freak: What would you expect from [A God Am I|a wannabe Goddess] and the developer of [Puppeteer Parasite|Slaver Wasps]? Jägers tend toward complete lack of surprise when told that Lucrezia is the Other. She used to treat everyone around like toys or her personal servants, after all.
 * Evil Is Not a Toy: Inverted. The Sealed Evil in a Can is finding out that its unsealer is not a toy.
 * Grand Theft Me
 * Horrifying the Horror: The mere mention of the name Barry Heterodyne is enough to frighten the Other.
 * Meaningful Name: who is actually The Other? The Mother!
 * Though she got the name because after a while, all the usual suspects for who could be destroying Europe were dead by her hand, meaning that all the devastation was caused by some other party.
 * Mood Whiplash / Sugar and Ice Personality: Whether it stems from Lucrezia's "inherent" insanity, or a result of all those mind transfers, but she is obviously unstable. When the Other first makes an appearance she's all smiles and motherly comfort for her faithful Geisterdamen, who are weeping with joy at her return - her mood changes swiftly once the Other realises things have gone to hell in her absence. Later does much the same with Theo.
 * This seems to apply only after the "attack": in every flashback and reference (so far) to the time before, she was "mad and bad" within limits common for Mad Scientists, and also more narcissistic than most, but didn't flip between gushing and murderous, and fit Klaus' assessment as "manipulative, and a consummate actress" much better than her current personality does ("I am the Agatha Girl!").
 * At last, something definite came from Albia (who does "see minds", thus won't be confused by merely strong family resemblance), as she had both "before" and "after" (sort of) sightings and can compare —
 * someone who was capable of killing her equals and almost got Albia herself, whom she positively identified as former Lucrezia, but thoroughly messed up in ways that puzzle even Albia;
 * the original Lucrezia Mongfish was pretty much what she was known to be: a capable and entertainingly twisted Mad Scientist, but no more than this.
 * Religion of Evil: Is the goddess of one.
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder
 * Sealed Evil in a Can
 * Showing Off the New Body
 * Terms of Endangerment: She does this to a lot of people, but does it to Klaus especially often.
 * The Vamp
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness

Lucrezia-Mongfish-specific: ""...really, one mustn't get too sentimental about children." (Said while trying to persuade Klaus to murder his son and help her finish off Agatha. He was ... not amused.)"
 * Capulet Counterpart: This is what most people think she was to Bill. That's how she's depicted in the stories, anyway.
 * Civilian Villain: One interpretation of her apparent repentance in That Naughty Flashback Scene.
 * Chronic Villainy: Another...
 * Demonic Possession: Yet another. Getting the feeling there are a lot of theories?
 * The one that seems to be rising to the top is that the Mongfish family is part of an Ancient Conspiracy under the command of "The Other", some bodiless entity that is periodically downloaded into suitable daughters with the "Summoning Engines".
 * Grievous Harm with a Body: And that's her nephew.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father
 * Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter
 * Who is herself a Mad Scientist. Who has a beautiful daughter. Who is a Mad Scientist. Oy.
 * Master Actress: Klaus says she is, but this comes off as an Informed Ability since she likes to gloat and is so different from the person she's impersonating. Although maybe if she knew anything at all about the girl she is pretending to be, she'd do better. Still, "I am the Agatha girl!" hardly could achieve anything but elicit a mocking response.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast
 * Noblewoman's Laugh: One of her somewhat-hammy moments.
 * Offing the Offspring: Her first child with Bill, Klaus Barry, was killed in the attack on Castle Heterodyne, and it's strongly implied that this was deliberate on her part. Even Agatha, having already seen how evil she can be, had some trouble with that idea.


 * Psycho Ex-Girlfriend: To Klaus.
 * The Vamp: She flirts more than fights, as Zola says.
 * Villainesses Want Heroes

Captain Vole
The only Jägermonster ever to be kicked out from the Jägers. He bears a strong grudge against the House of Heterodyne over this, and is eager to kill Agatha as soon as he discovers that she's a real Heterodyne.

Tropes associated with Vole:
 * Berserk Button: Vole is no Jäger anymore, but do not mess with his Nice Hat.
 * Black Eyes of Evil: With white pupils. Maybe. It's hard to tell if they're pupils or reflections; there are panels that make good arguments for each.
 * Blood Knight: So much so that even the Jägers kicked him out for it. See Undying Loyalty below.
 * Ax Crazy: "Ve vill burn Europa to the ground and und gnaw her bonez!"
 * Combat Pragmatist: A particularly Dangerously Genre Savvy version. He takes advantage of people talking when they should fight and baits people to take advantage of their psychological weaknesses.
 * Grievous Harm with a Body: He does this with when subverting Talking Is a Free Action.
 * In the first two panels he appears in, he rips a man's arm off to prevent his hand from releasing a dead man's switch. It pretty much sets the tone for the character.
 * Hidden Depths: Much like Da Boyz above, he's much smarter than he looks and displays dangerous cunning.
 * He's also capable of
 * Large Ham: When he wants to, Vole really can ham it up.
 * No True Scotsman:
 * The Oathbreaker: The only reference we've ever had to the Jägertroth is the fact that Vole renounced it.
 * The Social Darwinist
 * Super Soldier: Has the full Jägerdraught package.
 * Amazing Technicolor Population (Pale, bluish-white skin and Black Eyes of Evil), Cute Little Fangs, Funetik Aksent, Made of Iron, The Nose Knows, Older Than He Looks (at least 150), Proud Warrior Race Guy, Super Strength
 * Undying Loyalty: Averted hard. Vole was kicked out of the Jägers . He serves Baron Wulfenbach willingly
 * The Starscream:
 * The Unfettered
 * The Worf Effect: Outside of ripping some poor nobody's arm off, he tends to get beat up a lot. Even Othar gets to take a shot at him.

Zola
Zola La Sirene D'oree AKA Zola "Heterodyne" AKA Zola Anya Talinka Venia Zeblinkya Malfeazium AKA the Queen of the Dawn.

Once everyone had heard there was a Heterodyne girl running around, she stepped in (along with a conspiracy) to provide one. Agatha was... not happy about that.

Tropes associated with Zola:
 * Ass Shove/Trouser Space: notes (after knocking her out, restraining her, and presumably searching her) that some of her equipment was "in rather uncomfortable places, I'd imagine".
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Averted. After taking the Moveit 11, her physical appearance has gone steeply downhill.
 * Because You Were Nice to Me: Seems to be the cause of her attraction to Gil.
 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing
 * Boobs of Steel: She's stacked. She's also a better fighter than either the Other or Violetta.
 * The Chessmaster: Recent events have proven her to be the genuine article.
 * Dark Action Girl
 * Deadly Upgrade - via a Psycho Serum.
 * Damsel in Distress: Almost professionally.
 * Damsel Scrappy
 * Deliberately Distressed Damsel
 * Evil Counterpart
 * Fake Ultimate Hero
 * Giggling Villain: Her evil banter is getting odder. And she is getting giddier as things continue.
 * Grappling Hook Pistol
 * Hero-Killer: Zola has become this. To date she has critically wounded.
 * The Load: Apparently fulfilled this role in all of Gil's adventures with her in Paris, and when nabbed by Agatha she slipped into it again.
 * Lethal Chef: "Well, I always thought she just couldn't make coffee. Now, I'm not so sure."
 * Long-Lost Relative: "Hello auntie."
 * Made of Iron: When she
 * Mad Love: Towards Gil, very much. Also later towards Tarvek, but her sanity is slipping, so there's a chance she still thought it's Gil.
 * Master Actress: Oh yes. Also involves the second part of the trope, where the audience thinks she might actually have Split Personalities. Of course, in this case, that's not so far-fetched.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Her real last name is
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: This is how it's done.
 * Judging from Gil and Tarvek's reactions, she's apparently an absolute MASTER.
 * Recent events have pushed her into epic-level GRAND-freaking-master territory.
 * Aaand she's done it again.
 * Only Friend: She invoked it.
 * Overly Long Name: Her full name. And how!
 * Princesses Prefer Pink: Invoked as part of her role as a fake Heterodyne. Even her death ray is pink. Even the death beam is pink.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Has a bit of a habit provoking them in the current arc. So far, would like to "thank" her for that,  tried to mess her up, and then  wants to end her.
 * Shout-Out: One of the times Gil had to rescue her it was from a crazy man in an opera house. Apparently it was also one of the few times it wasn't her fault she was in trouble.
 * Slasher Smile: When, she has a frighteningly Sparky look of triumphant glee on her face. Also here.
 * Post-Movit Zola has these pretty often.
 * The Starscream/Always Second Best: She has ambitions and is good at both cloak-and-dagger stuff and improvisation, but… pushes her way into the top tier, then finds herself not quite on top of the situation at best and terrifyingly out of her depth at worst and barely escapes in one piece. Repeatedly.
 * As an impostor, she came close to success, but was overrun by the real heir. Then she started a fight, and managed to nearly kill three incredibly dangerous warriors, but had to run away more dead than alive.
 * Then she ascended From Nobody to Nightmare by usurping The Other, and entered Paris with a grand entance... only to be upstaged by Agatha again, and then be casually asked as to where she's been (Tarvek told Grandmother who they're dealing with only minutes ago, but it's never safe to assume Grandmother doesn't know something) and be just as casually disarmed.
 * Sweater Girl
 * Unsportsmanlike Gloating
 * Unstoppable Rage/The Power of Hate


 * Up to Eleven: The scene where she downs the Psycho Serum is literally called "Zola goes up to eleven." Ah, Foglios, we love you.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Hoo boy...
 * Villain Decay:.
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: She is "very good at improvising when things go wrong."
 * Yandere: If this page is of any indication.

Martellus von Blitzengaard
Also known as "Tweedle". Spark. Another candidate for the throne of Storm King, the one who walked into Mechanicsburg to "save the Heterodyne" (fake) and make himself king.

Tropes associated with Martellus: "Violetta: Those are Tweedle's? But he was always- I mean- He made these little bear things. They... they sang."
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass / Obfuscating Stupidity: Turned out to be more competent than previously suspected. Didn't just about everyone in that family?

"Smoke Knight: Your Grace, with all respect, von Blitzengard is good at this sort of thing. Better than any of us. It's one of the reasons he was able to make his claim to the title stick."
 * He Who Fights Monsters: He says this is his intention: "And I know this: the best way to catch a monster -- is to be a bigger monster."
 * Mad Scientist: Specializes in biology, including fancy poisoning and Sparkhounds. Oh, and these singing "little bear things".
 * "Fancy poisoning" included biochemical tampering that made Agatha need to be close to him. Power Perversion Potential much?
 * McNinja: And a top-tier one.


 * Not So Different: Not that he's aware of it, but there's a scene when he's wondering whether Euphrosynia Heterodyne had any genuine affection for the Storm King, and his wistful expression is very much like the one Tarvek shows at sentimental moments.

Castle Heterodyne
The last thing Judy (AKA Lilith) told Agatha was to get to the Castle. Castle Heterodyne is a masterpiece of Malevolent Architecture and Artificial Sentience. It is also badly damaged, currently suffering from multiple personalities and falls under "sadistic deathtrap" even when running normally.

Tropes associated with Castle Heterodyne:
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot: The castle is badly damaged, but since it was originally imbued with intelligence by a Heterodyne even the fixed parts aren't exactly sane.
 * Be Careful What You Wish For: The castle has a very slaughter focused view of the world.
 * Big Fancy Castle
 * Boring Invincible Hero: Not the castle itself, but it seems to assume that any "real" hero can automatically survive any and all deathtraps without explanation.
 * The Genie in the Machine
 * Genius Loci
 * Haunted Castle
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath
 * Laughably Evil
 * Literal Genie/Jackass Genie: Castle Heterodyne follows orders of a confirmed Heterodyne. If left any room for interpretation, it prefers to interpret those orders in whatever way allows it to have the most fun, for which read: "cause the most casualties and destruction".
 * Malevolent Architecture
 * Death Course
 * Everything Trying to Kill You
 * Maximum Fun Chamber
 * Nothing but Skulls
 * Robotic Psychopath
 * Sapient House
 * Shipper on Deck / I Want Grandkids: There is a reason young Heterodynes try to not bring dates home. Currently shipping Agatha x Gil x Tarvek.
 * Agatha x Any male Spark capable of reproducing.
 * Supervillain Lair

Castle Heterodyne Inhabitants
A thoroughly mixed bag of sparks, contructs, criminals and psychopaths sentenced to repair Castle Heterodyne, thus killing two birds with one stone from the Baron's perspective. Provides a ready pool of minions (or mooks) for whomever is currently ascendent.

Tropes associated with the Castle Heterodyne Inhabitants:
 * Action Survivors: Sentencing is based on points. Try to rack up too many points too fast and you'll get killed for sure, play it too safe and you'll never get out, making for some very savvy survivors.
 * Break the Haughty / Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids: Poor Theo is in trouble...
 * And they do this like it's a game or something!
 * Death Is Cheap: Mittelmind is part machine and is able to be brought back to life in short order if something blows up in his face, assuming the body is mostly intact.
 * Heel Face Revolving Door: Depending upon whom has the upper hand (or the gun) at the moment.
 * The Igor: Snaug.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: "Snapper" Boikov and "Jack A'Horned".
 * Mad Scientist: Goes without saying. There's even a mad Social scientist.
 * Meaningful Name: Possibly if Snaug is pronounced like 'snog'. Kissing. A small hint? Probably would classify as a Punny Name, too.
 * The Mole: Professor Ticktoffen, who is apparently the "inside man" for both the Baron and the Knights of Jove.
 * Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: with a big side order of murderers, sadists, and psychopaths.
 * Sanity Slippage: Occurs to Snaug, apparently. Her boss, Mittlemind, wipes her memory yearly for her birthday. This may be a hint of losing it or just her Yandere getting stronger.
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder: Mezzasalma, Diaz and Mittlemind.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Merlot was a jerk early on and didn't get less so. Compare him then to now. He has totally lose it by here.
 * Yandere: Snaug. Just... Snaug.

Sanaa Wilhelm/
One of the inhabitants of Castle Heterodyne. We first encounter her reporting on her repair efforts in Castle Heterodyne. She seems to be constantly competent at avoiding the death traps and kicking ass She also befriends Agatha when she arrives at the castle, meaning that she may well be around for a while.

Tropes associated with Sanaa:
 * Action Girl
 * Action Survivor: Before she even got to the castle, apparently.
 * Fan Girl: For her brother (no, not like that) - at least, when she isn't furious with him.
 * Long-Lost Relative: To
 * Rose-Haired Girl
 * Shipper on Deck: Othar/Gil
 * What Are You in For?: Asks this to Agatha when they first meet.
 * You Gotta Have Pink Hair: Apparently dyed.

Castle Wulfenbach Students
A mixed bag of Sparks, nobles, and young people with connections to both, kept on Castle Wulfenbach to be schooled... and to discourage stupid behavior in their families.

Many of them remain as of yet un-named but two, Sleipnir O'Hara and Theopholous DuMedd, have recently re-entered the story. Theo is notable as he is Agatha's closest known living relative, the son of Lucrezia's sister.

Tropes associated with the Castle Wulfenbach Students:
 * Alpha Bitch: Zulenna Luzhakna.
 * Lovable Alpha Bitch: Revealed with her Heroic Sacrifice; she may look down on anyone of lower station, but she gave her life to repay a family debt.
 * Big Man on Campus: Theo.
 * Blue Blood / Science-Related Memetic Disorder: Anyone without at least one of the two is at the bottom of the social heap.
 * Fiery Redhead: Sleipnir O'Hara
 * Get a Room: After Theo starts to really spark out near fan-of-science Sleipnir, their resulting... chemistry leaves the other present characters very eager to leave and give them the room.
 * Mad Love: Sleipnir really likes to help...
 * Gilded Cage: They're happy, healthy, and well treated, but it's also true that they are hostages. At least one of them regretted having to leave, though he may have had other reasons.
 * Heroic Sacrifice: When Agatha escaped, Zulenna stayed behind and stood up to Von Pinn. Then Bang subverted that to hell a page later. Then Von Pinn double-subverted it and the ensuing squabble gave Agatha the time she needed to escape. And Klaus ordered her brought back to life.
 * Hostage Situation
 * Meaningful Name: DuMedd was originally "doomed", until the Foglios got attached, and Sleipnir was Agatha's roommate - someone to "sleep near".
 * The Storyteller: Theo.
 * Runaway Fiance: Sleipnir - when Agatha met her on Castle Wulfenbach, she had an arranged marriage waiting for her back home, but by the time she met up with Agatha again in Castle Heterodyne, she'd run off with Theo.

The Jäger Generals
The leaders of the Jägermonsters. There were originally eight of them, however one was killed in battle, leaving only seven:
 * "Dose three old ogres". They seem to act as military advisers for Klaus. There are three of them, General Zog (the big one), General Khrizhan (the huge one who seems to be in overall command) and General Goomblast (the freaking massive one).
 * "Mamma" Gkika is another general, and one of only two female Jägers seen so far. She runs the bar/hospital where incapacitated Jägers wait for a Heterodyne to come along to heal them up.
 * General Gargantua (Koppelslav?), who appeared after Agatha was proclaimed the new Heterodyne.
 * General Zadipok, who is currently missing for unknown reasons.
 * A "tricky general" who is said to be "keeper of many secret things." He apparently wishes to remain hidden until the Other is removed from Agatha's mind. After some increasingly transparent hints, it was revealed (Tarvek solved the puzzle and got it confirmed).

Tropes associated with The Jäger generals: "General Zog: hmf . Iz still cheating. But in der goot vay!"
 * Amazing Technicolor Population: Mama Gkika takes it a step further by having a "fun color change-y hepidermoose &#91;epidermis&#93;!" She kept on the down low by staying caucasian-human-colored, but now can "mek vit the pretty colors again".
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: Jäger. Generals.
 * Bar Brawl: Mamma Gkika organizes one every evening to let the incapacitated Jägers in her care blow off steam. Except for Thursdays when they have a Poetry Slam...
 * Big Red Devil: General Gargantua got this look. And wears Spikes of Villainy.
 * Cavalier Competitor / Spirited Competitor: They don't hold grudges over any finished campaigns. And apparently keep kill-counts, arguing with each other over which foes did "count" and which weren't enough of sport. Goomblast also liked the idea of Combat by Champion, though his opponents declined.
 * Combat Pragmatist: The Generals make a game of who can score the most kills in a battle. General Khrizhan points out the others' cheating, not because he thinks it's unfair, but because he doesn't want to get called out for doing everything the others are doing.


 * Dark Action Girl: Mamma seems to be half way between this and Lady of War.
 * Femme Fatalons: Seen on Mamma here. And she keeps them perfectly lacquered even when in "uniform".
 * Four-Star Badass: All of the Generals are brutally competent warriors. Four of them working together can utterly crush an entire airship of elite Wulfenbach air-assault troops.
 * Funetik Aksent
 * Genre Savvy: Despite their Undying Loyalty, they seem to know better than to completely discount accusations against their mistress just because.
 * Gentle Giant: All of the generals seem perfectly capable of being personable and making very polite conversation over a pot of tea (Zog less so). They are, however, still Jägers.
 * Genius Bruiser: Perhaps due to their age the generals seem far more on the button as far as politics are concerned than many people, never mind Jägers. Case in point:, they ask Boris to tell them what he knows rather than killing him out of hand.
 * Hidden in Plain Sight: This is how Mamma Gkika's remains hidden, it is underneath a much gaudier tourist trap of the same name.
 * I Call It "Vera": Mamma Gkika's "Dollink".
 * Implausible Fencing Powers: General Goomblast is capable of disarming his enemies such that their (poisoned) swords impale them. While fighting six on one.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Gargantua can apparently throw his Spikes of Villainy with deadly accuracy that should be impossible with their curved shape.
 * Lightning Bruiser: At least, . A Wulfenbach assault team seeing a huge Jäger General with a light fencing sword missed the clue why they should be terrified. Oh, and he also seems to be ambidextrous.
 * More Teeth Than the Osmond Family: While standard for most Jägers, Goomblast takes a bit further.
 * Nice Hat: General Zog and General Gargantua (like most Jägers) both have one. Fandom is divided as to whether Goomblast's skullcap (seemingly riveted to his skull) counts. Khrizhan lacks one, a very rare thing in a Jäger. However, in this strip, we're told sometime in the past he had to abandon a very impressive uniform in Mamma Gkikka's, which got recycled for Gil. Gil's hat may also be built out of (or on) Khrizhan's.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: Almost literally, their ages are in the neighborhood of 600–700 years.
 * Shipper on Deck: Agatha/Gil, although Zog got beaten up by Khrizhan for suggesting they push it along.
 * Slasher Smile: Goomblast has a mouth a shark would be envious of.
 * Super Soldier
 * Super Serum: Mentioned as the source of change and confirmed by Word of God. They are humans transformed by the "Jägerdraught". Perhaps due to advanced years causing additional mutation, side effects of repair or perhaps because they might have been in the original batch, most Generals are a LOT less human than the regular Jägers.
 * On the other hand, apart from her aqua hair, sharp teeth and pointed ears, Mama Gkika can almost pass for human (and in fact does, hiding in plain sight among her human showgirls who dress up as Jägers).
 * Undying Loyalty: Explicitly explained to be a choice on the Jägers' part. They are not compelled to serve the Heterodynes; rather, every Jäger has made a conscious choice and vow to serve the Heterodynes for life before they drank the Jägerdraught - it's a gamble, but "de vuns vot live gets all kinds ov goodies", evidently including toughness and immunity to aging.

Jenka
The female Jäger (one of only two we have met so far, the other being Mama Gkikka) who seems to be Da Boyz immediate superior officer but who spends quite a bit of time away from them. She was away when Da Boyz were caught by Othar and then left again to get orders about Agatha. She has turned up and left again a time or three since. Her mysteriousness, femaleness, and general awesomeness has lead to a lot of speculation about her nature and origins.

Tropes associated with Jenka: "Jenka: I forgive. Once."
 * Action Girl / Dark Action Girl: Hard to call exactly but it has to be one of these two.
 * Amazing Technicolor Population: Grey or grey-green skin, not that impressive but it does give us yet another choice of Jäger skin tone.
 * Arrow Catch: On her first appearance, when a panicked guard shoots at her. She doesn't even flinch.


 * Badass
 * Badass Adorable: Does not look like the super scary badass she is.
 * Badass Cape
 * BFS: Her weapon of choice.
 * Breast Plate: Not initially, but contrast her first appearance with her later one.
 * Cool Mask
 * Cute Little Fangs: Shockingly for a Jäger, averted -- when she's finally seen without a scarf covering her lower face, her teeth look completely like those of a normal human. She's not precisely embarrassed by that, but makes clear that it's been a bit of an issue with some of the male Jägers. Presumably the less-intelligent among them think that without fangs, she's not truly a Jäger ... or maybe they regard her as disfigured.
 * Confronting Andronicus Valois, the original Storm King, Jenka mentions that he yanked her fangs out 200 years ago. She's naturally unhappy with him.
 * Cute Monster Girl
 * Drop-In Character: Shows up every once and while, with very little warning of her appearance.
 * Everything's Worse with Bears: Füst. And he is awesome.
 * Funetik Aksent: As of mid-December 2015, it's shown that she's capable of dropping the accent in order to pass as a more-or-less normal human, "Lady Jenka -- mysterious and eccentric beauty!" (The "eccentric" part refers to having Füst with her, instead of keeping a yappy little dog as most noblewomen do.)
 * Nice Hat: No Jäger should be without one.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: No actual word on her age, but the last generation of Heterodynes don't seem the type to make Jägers and she seems to have seniority over Da Boyz.
 * The Storm King -- THE Storm King, 200 years undead -- shows up ... and addresses her by name....
 * Super Soldier
 * White-Haired Pretty Girl
 * Women Are Wiser: She comes across as being calmer and careful than Da Boyz. Though she's up for a good brawl....

Master Payne's Circus of Adventure
A traveling Heterodyne Show that takes Agatha in for a while after she saves them from a wandering monster-clank. Zeetha was originally one of them, but decided her place was with her student when the rest of the Circus was Put on a Bus.

Tropes associated with the Circus:
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension: Abner and Pix start out this way, then get together soon after Agatha joins the circus.
 * Blue Blood: Marie
 * Chivalrous Pervert/Handsome Lech: Lars apparently has a... colorful history.
 * Circus of Fear: Not usually; they're decent people. But after SHOWTIME!, things get... interesting.
 * Flying Dutchman: Embi, of the Wandering Jew variety.
 * Assuming he wasn't sending Agatha out for a crate of balloon juice about that.
 * Frying Pan of Doom: Marie again.
 * Happily Married: Master Payne and Marie, with a little bit of Vitriolic Best Buds mixed in
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * Lovable Coward: Lars starts out as this.
 * Arguably, the whole circus is this. They play heroes on stage, but they don't do any actual heroics - traveling the Wastelands is dangerous enough without it.
 * The Masquerade:
 * Older Than They Look: Embi
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Master Payne.
 * Necessarily Evil: Master Payne
 * Pie in the Face: Shockingly, this is plot-relevant!
 * The Plot Reaper:, when Gil is about to return back into Agatha's life.
 * Put on a Bus
 * Ragtag Bunch of Misfits
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Master Payne.
 * Science-Related Memetic Disorder

Old Man Death
An old man who runs a gourmet sandwich shop with his granddaughter. Used to run with the Jägers and put them to shame. As such his hat is very imporant to Jägers as the more important and Badass the hat's owner the more awesome and Badass the hat. As such it seems he has to put up with the occasional attack on him for it, often enough at least for there to be a three tries only rule.

Tropes associated with Old Man Death: "Heh, even today your grandmother is a remarkable woman."
 * Amazingly Embarrassing Grandparents: Squicks his granddaughter with the tale of how he met her grandmother.
 * Badass
 * Badass Grandpa: Still able to defend himself against a Jäger.
 * Badass Normal: He is a human who can put Jägers to shame.
 * Memetic Badass: Among the Jaegers, at least. [in-universe]
 * Retired Badass
 * Black Comedy Rape: Describes his retirement as following being "sort-of" abducted and "ravished by a wild princess" (being a Foglio production, the artwork for her is pure Fetish Fuel). His story doubles as "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It", Victim Falls For Rapist, and Double Standard Rape (Female on Male). Though he seems to be having a little too much fun telling the story, so possibly he was just trying to Squick his grand-daughter.

"I'm just a human. Rode with the Jägers. Never. Lost. A. Fight."
 * Chef of Iron: Again, he makes gourmet sandwiches and out-fights Jägers. Often at the same time.
 * Defeating the Undefeatable: He plays this...to the JÄGERS, with his Nice Hat as the reward. To quote:


 * Foregone Conclusion: It was obvious that Maxim was going to get Old Man Death's hat as soon as you saw it - while the purple hat with red trimming looked out of place on an old man in an orange shirt and an apron, it already matched Maxim's outfit perfectly. It actually looked pretty similar to his old hat, only more ornate.
 * Former Teen Rebel: As was mentioned, "rode with the Jägers", i.e. was an auxiliary to the most Badass and evil army in Europe. Now runs a sandwich shop.
 * Grandpapa Wolf: The fight with Maxim over his hat was going fine, and was fairly friendly, until Maxim tried to hit on the waitress, his granddaughter.
 * Hash House Lingo: He knows the ingredients of the most obscure sandwiches you can imagine.
 * And there is apparently a story behind every one of those oddly named sandwiches. The "Red Heterodyne" (Fried bat wing with mushroom sauce on pumpernickel) apparently stemmed from the long-dead Red Heterodyne getting trapped in a cave network for several years after a raid gone bad, forcing him to live on bats and mushrooms (And developing a taste for them) until he could get out. The "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet" (Hat sandwich) stemmed from Prince Viden of Strumhalten saying that he'd eat his hat if Goot Heterodyne could get a cathedral built in Mechanicsburg.
 * Moral Dilemma: Maxim forces him to choose between his reputation as a sandwich-maker and his hat. He chooses his reputation.
 * Subverted, he's apparently fine with it, he really didn't care about the hat, and he told his granddaughter "your grandmother always hated that hat".
 * Plus the Jager used his brains in the end instead of his fighting skills. Old Man Death didn't know the "Prince of Sturmhalten's Big Bet" - Maxim had to explain that example of Hash House Lingo to him, and that was how Maxie won the battle.
 * Nice Hat: Played with, he freely admits his hat is nothing special, but the fact that it is his makes it irresistible to the Jägers.
 * Not So Different: When he gets angry enough, he starts talking in the same Funetik Aksent as the Jägers.

Airman 3/c Axel "The Unstoppable" Higgs
Rescued the Baron from a crashed airship after a major confrontation. The Unstoppable honorific is well-earned; he's introduced by a flashback to a scene where he sustains two broken arms, a broken leg, an infected bite and a bullet in his other leg—and still completes his mission.

Tropes associated with Higgs: "Vole (full of remorse): Hy haff done all kinds ov horrible tings! Higgs: Kid?"
 * Almighty Janitor
 * Badass: The cast page calls him "The Unstoppable Higgs". That probably qualifies him as a Memetic Badass too, actually.
 * Berserk Button: If that's how he is when it's someone he was STARTING to like, God help you if you ever hurt someone he's SURE about. See also Roaring Rampage of Revenge below.
 * Blue Eyes
 * Cosmic Plaything: The only possible explanation for what the man went through to rescue Klaus. I mean come ON, a nesting goose?
 * Death Glare: "I vas starting to like her."
 * Determinator: "Let me tell you about Airman Higgs..."
 * Extreme Melee Revenge: Once pissed him off, he wasn't pulling his punches.
 * Hidden Depths: recognizes him, which means that there is a lot more to him than we believed. We just don't know what yet.
 * He called Tarvek "sir." We know what Tarvek is like. There may be a connection we don't know about yet...
 * It seems he's seen.
 * As of this comic, it appears that Higgs might just be a Jager. His response to Zola mocking Zeetha is "Yes... but I vas starting to like her." He has never displayed a hint of an accent before. Looking back at all of his appearances, his ears are noticeably pointy, much like the Jagers'. Granted, we have seen non-Jäger inhabitants of Mechanicsburg with accent and ears.
 * Note he has that Nice Hat all the time as well.
 * May or may not be a Jäger General, specifically the seventh "tricky" General (i.e. most likely Heterodynes' chief of intelligence) who shall remain hidden until the Other is "exorcised" from Agatha. Later he was the one explaining how someone becomes a Jäger General.

"Higgs: Uh--she--she ain't my Miss Zeetha, sir. Tarvek: Oh, heaven forbid. I'm sure you'd desert your post and hare off to save any green-haired amazon."
 * As of 4 July 2018, Tarvek has addressed him as "General," after noting that Higgs has probably had "lots and lots of practice" infiltrating armies.
 * At the very least, the Jagers know him. He was brought to Mama Gkika's for treatment, and here Dimo deflects Gil's question about that while giving Higgs a conspiratorial smile.
 * Tarvek notes that he got permission to leave his post from.
 * Mamma Gkika knows Higgs personally, mentioning that he is always up to his "tricks."
 * Hotblooded Sideburns
 * Implacable Man
 * Why Won't You Die?: Zola's trying. It isn't working.
 * Zola is still trying. He is truly implacable
 * He's back! Which means she probably tried to run. Silly girl.
 * Kubrick Stare . Has no one told Zola that you should Beware the Nice Ones ?
 * Lightning Bruiser
 * Made of Iron: Gets bashed into a wall by a powerful clank and dusts himself off like it was nothing here
 * Also here where he lands from a long fall with simple bent knees as opposed to Zeetha who has to roll and their quarry who has to use a zip line/grappling pistol.
 * The Magnificent
 * Minion Shipping: With Zeetha. It may or may not be one-sided - Zeetha seems thoroughly smitten by Higgs' smooth talking and quick thinking (badassery notwithstanding), but Higgs alternates between snarky apathy and justified fear with regard to Zeetha.
 * Then again...
 * "That's a date!"
 * "I. Love. You." "And I, you." Not too much ambiguity about that.
 * More Than Meets the Eye: Him in general, but his "map" talk especially. He knows a lot more than we do.
 * Nice Hat: Apparently he's a crewmen of the ship Rozen Maiden.
 * Not So Stoic: When
 * Only a Flesh Wound: Apparently, anyway.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Higgs is fast when he's angry. . Oh dear.
 * Scars Are Forever: Has such an epic map of scars on his chest that it can be mistaken for hair at first glance.
 * She Is Not My Girlfriend
 * She Is Not My Girlfriend


 * Smoking Is Cool: That is one badass pipe.
 * Stealth Pun: His name and title/rank. In an old navy, a third mate (or seaman, third class) is also known as a bosun, making Axel.
 * The Stoic
 * Unfazed Everyman
 * Unreliable Narrator: The story that initially earned him the fans' love and respect was related by him to the group of soldiers that found him. It hasn't quite... meshed with what we've seen of him.
 * Just to be clear: It turns out he's more badass, not less. Considering how Made of Iron we've seen he is, what Higgs went through to get the injuries Dr. Sun mentioned has to have been far, far worse than he reported.
 * Would Hit a Girl: He has no problems with getting into a truly vicious fistfight with, and he's not pulling his punches. Of course, neither is she...and she has a sword!
 * And he has no issues with breaking their knees, either.
 * Zen Survivor: Despite everything he's gone through, his expression of perpetual apathy has very seldom slipped since his first appearance. Five of those slips were: getting bitten by DuPree, explaining his tale while heavily drunk, being threatened by Zeetha, finding out his new boss is Gil, and.

The von Mekkahns
Carson von Mekkahn was the seneschal of Castle Heterodyne until he retired and passed the job on to his son, who died just days later when the Other attacked. When Baron Wulfenbach politely took over Mechanicsburg a few years later, Carson made it seem that the von Mekkahn family had gone extinct in the Other's attack, going into hiding under the alias of "Carson Heliotrope" and running Mechanicsburg in secret. Carson has since retired again and his grandson, Vanamonde, now runs the town from a coffee shop. After Agatha sparks out in Vanamonde's coffee shop, Carson helps her enter Castle Heterodyne.

Tropes associated with the von Mekkahns: "Carson: Don't try to boggle me, Mister Talking Cat. This is Mechanicsburg. You are by no means the strangest thing in this town."
 * Bald of Evil: Carson, sort of. He probably wasn't both bald and evil simultaneously, but he's bald now and apparently served the evil Heterodynes before Agatha's heroic father and uncle—he rode with the Jägers in his youth and could describe Agatha's grandfather's usual reaction to invading war clanks.
 * Bluff the Impostor: Carson tries this on Agatha at first, asking if Punch ever mentioned him. He is quite surprised that she knows Punch couldn't talk, though this still isn't enough to convince him.
 * Fascinating Eyebrow: Young Vanamonde has shown a strong skill in this.
 * Former Teen Rebel: Carson. Again, rode with the Jägers in his youth, under the old evil Heterodynes. Is now retired, lives with his daughter-in-law, and seems to have mostly spent his days soaking up rays on the balcony before being introduced in the comic.
 * Multicolored Hair: Vanamonde
 * Obfuscating Stupidity/Rich Idiot With No Day Job: To outsiders, Vanamonde looks like a young loafer who does nothing but laze around and drink coffee. In reality, he wrote a definitive book on coffee (under a pen name), is (according to Carson) "more competent than he appears", and, oh yeah, secretly runs Mechanicsburg.
 * Alternatively, he may or may not have an actual day job at the coffee house: it has been referred to has "Van's Coffee House" in this cast page, he has paid for the coffee engine and he tends to use first person pronouns about it. He isn't shown to be particularly active though.
 * People Puppets/Unusual User Interface: Part of Carson's duty as seneschal. He has special holes drilled in his skull that let him use the Throne of Faustus Heterodyne to become Castle Heterodyne's puppet so that Agatha can talk to it in the crypt. Vanamonde's skull hasn't been prepared for such a thing yet, but the Castle is looking forward to it.
 * Psychic Link: Carson didn't even notice he had this until.
 * Retirony: Inverted by Carson, who retired just in time to miss dying in the Other's attack. His replacement, who was also his son, died instead.
 * Seen It All: Carson.


 * Skeptic No Longer: Agatha's performance in the coffee shop (and her coffee) make Vanamonde a believer. By the time Agatha forces Castle Heterodyne to back down from punishing Herr Diamant for expressing his skepticism, Carson is convinced she's real too.
 * Spell My Name with an "S": There's some disagreement on whether it's spelled Mekkahn, Mekkan, or Mekkhan.
 * Legacy of Service

Von Pinn
When first encountered Von Pinn seemed to just be another of the many monsters given jobs by the Baron. It eventually emerged, however, that she was the nursemaid at Castle Heterodyne when Agatha was born and this has made things rather interesting. Pursued by many Jägers as the height of womanhood and absolutely terrifying, Von Pinn seems to hate Agatha, fear what she is to become (whatever that is) and want to protect her.

Tropes associated with Von Pinn:
 * Action Girl
 * Badass
 * Big Damn Heroes: At least once.
 * Blue Eyes: Or eye.
 * Combat Sadomasochist: Oh, yes.
 * Her attitude improved a lot the moment she was.
 * Dark Action Girl
 * Dark Is Not Evil
 * Enigmatic Minion
 * Femme Fatalons
 * Hell-Bent for Leather
 * High-Class Glass: Not your average monocle.
 * Hot Amazon: ALL the Jägers (and no few readers) want her.
 * SCIENCE! Nanny: Of the "stern but fair"-variety.
 * Mama Bear: And how. It makes sense now that we know she's DO NOT endanger the children under her protection.
 * Even if you're one of them.
 * Not Quite Dead: Seriously, someone like Von Pinn is a threat as long as they can move a finger.
 * Parental Substitute: Yes, kids on Castle Wulfenbach had a vicious guardian construct in loco parentis and were rather attached to her.
 * : Von Pinn was originally
 * Super Soldier
 * : It now appears that she is . Why she did this,, and what this will mean is still up in the air.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: "TRULY YOU ARE YOUR MOTHER'S CHILD!"
 * What the Hell, Hero?: "TRULY YOU ARE YOUR MOTHER'S CHILD!"

Sergeant Scorp
Sergeant Scorp of the Baron's Vespiary Squad.


 * Cool Old Guy, right down to the superb facial hair.
 * Mauve Shirt.
 * Old Soldier: He knows his stuff. And knows people.

Doctor Sun Jen-djieh


One of Klaus's old friends. A Spark who runs the Great Hospital in Mechanicsburg. Prone to threatening to beat some sense into his friends and students who are being foolish—and then backing it up if need be.

Tropes associated with Doctor Sun:
 * All Asians Know Martial Arts
 * Badass Grandpa: Literally too, since his twin granddaughters Mingmei and Daiyu have shown up on Castle Wulfenbach and at the Great Hospital.
 * Bare-Fisted Monk: Capable of taking down clanks with his bare hands.
 * Combat Medic
 * Cool Old Guy
 * Deadpan Snarker: He's well known for "Sun-ny bedside manners".
 * Doctor's Orders: He has no doubt at all that his authority extends over Klaus when he's injured.
 * Dr. Jerk
 * Mad Doctor: A benevolent if grouchy one.
 * Master Apprentice Chain: He strongly implied that he was the guy who taught Realpolitik to Klaus. Who taught Gil (directly) and Tarvek (indirectly). So in a way, both the setting as we know it and main plotlines can be traced back to him.
 * Old Master
 * Shout-Out: His name is an old transliteration of Di Renjie, the inspiration for Judge Dee.

Ruxala
Did not have time for return yet, but she's clearly set up for this. At very least as the most obvious candidate for an important position, because someone will have to run the weasel menagerie after she and her charges will be "unfrozen" and healed properly.


 * Berserker Tears: Of course she is distraught - they've hurt her weasels.
 * Mauve Shirt: Introduced one panel before death of her commander, then avenged him, then was stabbed with a poisoned dirk, then got qualified first aid...

Xerxsephnia von Blitzengaard
The fine young lady who happens to be sister of Martellus and thus another cousin of Tarvek. If this wasn't enough of a fair warning, too bad. She is the Order's emissary to Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, and as such personally responsible for the two main forces in Europa successfully finding common ground and keeping the truce. She also runs a "totally not romantical, just political expediency" campaign to marry him herself. Some of her actions and reactions, though, suggest there's more than expediency there — and has been for quite a few years.

Tropes associated with Xerxephnia: "Violetta: Jeez, Seffie, I hate it when you're right..."
 * The Chessmaster/Manipulative Bastard: She did jump in a dangerous mess when she got a good reason, but never was shown fighting so far - and probably never needed to do it with her own hands. She rose to a very high status in a backstabbing family where she had to compete with borderline superhuman charisma of Sparks without (apparently) being one herself. This girl is not only very good at acting, she's brilliant in diplomatic skills. It should be no surprise that she gets along splendidly with those outside the clan — so far including Agatha, Gil and Colette Voltaire (daughter of the Master of Paris). Even when we know she is double-dealing (at very least), and half of the conditions she points out may "just happened to" be pulled together by her own deft hand, whatever she says is still hard to counter. In fact, usually what she says comes across as the most sensible thing in the given circumstances.

"Krosp: So you're related to that big chump back there? Xerxsephnia: (wincing) My brother. Yes. Krosp: You've pretty much sent him to Wulfenbach, you know. Your family members are my kind of people... I'm told that's not a compliment."
 * The Charmer: Such a nice young lady. Almost everyone likes Seffie. Including Tweedle and Gil, and now apparently Agatha. The scary enigmatic Grandmother apparently too... or at least Seffie implies this and no one objects.
 * Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: The girl thrives in that family and the Order, what would you expect? She "supports" just about everyone, but only for her own reasons, so it happens...

"Martellus: Aw... Seffie - I've missed that creepy laugh of yours. Xerxsephnia: Hee hee! Isn't it good?! ...but I'm still working on the harmonics."
 * Dysfunction Junction: She's in that family. This should already say something.
 * Emphasize Everything: Seffie tends to talk rather expressively.
 * Evil Laugh: She's trained herself to do it just right! Know your audience, indeed.

"Xerxsephnia (after admitting Gil hasn't come to the party): You think I'm silly. I know you always have. Colette (smiling sympathetically): I do -- but if we can't be silly about affairs of the heart -- then we're no better than clanks."
 * Master Actress: She makes Zola look like a clumsy amateur trying too hard.
 * Obfuscating Insanity: Not much, but occasionally she acts crazier than she is. Between training to perform maniacal laughter just right and using fits to cover her other shenanigans.
 * Proper Lady
 * Sanity Has Advantages: Remember how the pecking order on Castle Wulfenbach was to large degree defined by "degree of sparkiness", and how Klaus personally doesn't think much of "mundane" nobles and their games? This factor does not seem to hinder Seffie at all, and she is constantly dealing with nobility - Mad Scientist and not. From what we have seen, she plays the voice of sanity and is heeded as such, running negotiations with the crazier big fish quite well.
 * Unlucky School Days Friend: Suggested with regard to Gil. Whose letters she used to intercept from "since she was a child".

Simon Voltaire
Usually called just "Master of Paris". Thanks to his implants and perhaps other mad science, he is at least 200 years old and doesn't look decrepit in the least. He personally knew the Storm King and van Rijn, referring to the latter as having taught him.

Tropes associated with
 * Electronic Eyes: His right eye appears to be replaced with a big artificial one.
 * Heroic Neutral: He maintains Paris as the Truce Zone of Europa. With an iron hand.
 * Mad Scientist
 * Neural Interface: When he's connected, the city systems become extension of himself. It's just too taxing to do without a need.
 * Old Master: One of the oldest Mad Scientists - and humans in general - alive.
 * Power Is Sexy: Old Voltaire certainly has a reputation on top of imposing looks and confidence. He's at least two centuries old, yet has a lot of offspring of different looks and ages - down to Colette, who seems to be in late twenties.
 * Shout Out: To the Marquis de London, possibly.

Colette Voltaire
Master of Paris considers her a prospective "worthy heir". Tagged in The Works only as "Hero" and "Spy", but not "Spark", so probably not a Mad Scientist (when we meet her, because "breaking through" is a thing). After being plugged into city controls for a while she seems to break through, so may just be a "late bloomer", so to speak.

Tropes associated with Colette:
 * Friendly Rivalry: Even Grandmother considers her being a genuine friend to Seffie... "as much as anyone from a rival House can be", and as Colette demonstrated before and later, she isn't oblivious of politics.
 * I Am the Noun:
 * Neural Interface: A port implanted in her neck allows connection to the city systems, though she isn't supposed to "drive" the city without oversight of "Papa".
 * Spirited Young Lady: She used to go on adventures with Gil, Wooster and others, and occasionally still does. Also, she prefers to drive a [steam] car herself.
 * Tall, Dark and Bishoujo: A stylish no-nonsense lady who has enough of admirers that some of them even started a club, though she dismisses them as liking not as much herself as her status and thus social climbing.
 * Worthy Opponent: Being implicitly placed among "the best strategists" by The Grandmother, no less.
 * Worthy Opponent: Being implicitly placed among "the best strategists" by The Grandmother, no less.

Princess Terebithia
The Grandmother. The matriarch of the Storm Lords clan - Valois, Blitzengaards, Sturmvorauses and no doubt many others. Her name was not given for a long, long time after she is first mentioned, because everyone knows her - for the outsiders she speaks for Storm Lords as a whole, and for the family, of course, she's "grandma".

Tropes associated with Grandmother: "Varpa: This party is about to be crashed by a giant undead Storm King! The Master will be there. Malek: Oh my gosh — the Master, the Lady Heterodyne, and the actual Storm King at her party? Varpa: I know! Grandma's going to be thrilled!"
 * The Chessmaster: She is on top of the situation more than most people, and occasionally reminds this by politely blindsiding her younger relatives with a revelation or warning.
 * Cool Old Lady: She leads the contentious clan of habitual backstabbers and assorted "duplicitous snakes" that spawned Tarvek, Tweedle and the rest. And is considered the undisputed authority there - reference to her decrees is treated as final judgement.
 * She throws very classy parties. As revealed in a conversation between two Smoke Knights.

"Ishtvan: Could it always do that? Martellus: How should I know? Knowing my Grandmother's parties, probably."
 * Before that, when her old party sleigh stolen by Agatha blasted a big hole in the wall of a minor fortification,


 * McNinja/Old Master: She's good enough to steal a pistol from (who was standing a little behind her) and either break or field-strip it, in a smooth move.
 * No Name Given: Until old Voltaire met her, she was mentioned only as "Grandmother" (other than by title). Given that most of the clan seems to be trained as Smoke Knights, it's likely to also be an allusion to "the Grandfather" of Assassins.

Trelawney Thorpe
Tagged in The Works as "Hero, Legend, Spark" (not Spy, see below).


 * Badass Abnormal: She is an actual Spark, but seems to work in the field all the time.
 * Changing Clothes Is a Free Action: She can remove that purple over-dress very fast.
 * Not Me This Time: "And it's not her fault". Even though no one said it is.
 * Overt Operative: Wooster's colleague, but she mostly works on search and retrieval.
 * Shrouded in Myth: Blame the "terrible penny sparklies" Trelawney Thorpe, Spark of the Realm.
 * Throw Down the Bomblet: She just happens to carry shaped charges. This saves so much time!

Queen Albia
Her Undying Majesty. Queen Albia of England. Marital status unknown. May have some prince consort, or at least had recently, seeing how there are multiple Royal Princesses (in habit of being kidnapped).


 * Brain Uploading: Just for memory archive, because human brain's storage capacity is not up to that age, no matter what.
 * God-Emperor: Not the only one, but may be the last of Immortal God-Queens, though she seems to have some hopes for Agatha. Albia considers this sufficiently godlike state the next stage beyond Spark, even calls the passage to it "second breakthrough".
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: "Her Undying Majesty" is not just a honorific.
 * Royal We: The first ruler in the comic actually using it.
 * Sizeshifter: Among the other things she does seemingly at will.
 * Time Abyss: She got too many memories to carry them all. As to the changes, she was around back when Britain was connected to the continent...
 * Albia is noticeably nostalgic for her circle of God-Queens. She occasionally sends explorers, but "tries not to get her hopes up", and it was above-average news that at least Skifander is still around, if not Luheia herself.
 * ...and Lonely at the Top: That could be only nostalgia, but Albia was also disappointed that Luheia wasn't replaced by another Immortal God-Queen, and quite excited to discover Agatha already have tasted and survived "god mode".
 * You Kill It, You Bought It: Albia started with spying upon and deposing the neighbour "Witch Queen" Lozz who was raiding her people. Then she walked to the mirror... The rest seem to have decided Albia is easy to deal with (she was really chatty back then), so they just brought her up to speed and eventually helped to achieve "second break-through", making her what she is now.