One Steve Limit/Quotes

""There are twenty-four characters in this book named Max. Let there be an end to this silly business of authors never giving their own names to characters in their novels. False modesty, faugh!""

- Max Shulman, author's note to The Zebra Derby

""Eew, geez, his brains leaked right onto the new rug. That'll take forever to get out. Okay, people, We're gonna need another Steve.""

- Marik Ishtar, during a flashback regarding the counterfeit Winged Dragon of Ra/Mega-Ultra Chicken, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, episode 42- So Long and Thanks for All The Trading Cards

"Yugi: Look, why don't you just cut the crap and tell us who you really are Bakura, or should I call you "the spirit of the Millennium Ring who has no official name as of yet!?" Bakura: Actually we're both called Bakura. Yugi: What?! But that's just confusing! Not to mention highly unlikely. Bakura: Oh, just wait until season five when there's three of me running around. Even the fans have trouble keeping up with that one."

- Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, episode 40- Final Deathstination

""Walpole ought never to be confused with Walpole, who was quite different.""

- 1066 And All That