Board James/Funny

"James: Get away from me! Suck HIS balls! Mr. Bucket: (turns to Mike) BALLS! B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS! Mike: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
 * In the review for Dragonstrike, the narrator on the VHS tells James to check if anyone's watching, and Po passes by the window.
 * The Mr. Bucket review. Mr. Bucket is cornering James with no escape, and Motherfucker Mike comes in the room. You'd think he'll end up saving James, but then this happens:

"James: I turned you off! Mr. Bucket: But you turn me on!"
 * From the same episode:

"Bad-Luck Bootsy: I like my coffee how I like my women. *sips coffee* WITH MY DICK IN IT! *pelvic thrust* BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK."
 * Before any of that, the absolutely appalled looks on the faces of James and Mike when they watch an old commercial for Mr. Bucket.
 * From the Donut Disaster video.

"Mike: Doggie gonna make little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit? Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT! (The dog shits)"
 * Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:

"Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit! James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit? Mike: Nuclear dookie! James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie! Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!"
 * And right after they react to it:

"James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!"
 * And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:

"Mike: So, how do we play this game? James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits! Mike: That's what I was thinking!"
 * Seems they're passing over game play in this one.