An Offer You Can't Refuse/Quotes

"Protect the environment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!"

- Ted Turner as Captain Planet

"Join me, Link! And I will make your face the grrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!"

- Ganon Gannon

"Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking down a long and a lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shines the shiny demon in the middle of the road. AND HE SAID "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul!" Well, me and Kyle, we looked at each other. AND WE EACH SAID... "OK.""

- Tenacious D