Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective/Funny

" Not nice, kids. Not nice at all. You put a dent in my lovely mask."
 * Bailey's panic dance.
 * Pretty much everything about Bailey, really.
 * I lol'd after I checked his profile and it identified him as "Navy-Blue Square". Hee.
 * Despite the fact that compared to the other characters he's relatively normal, whenever the Chef sings it's guaranteed to be hilarious.
 * Especially in the sequence after you prevent.
 * Pretty much the entire sequence when you're saving  and virtually any time he says anything Sissel responds with "Huh?" and.
 * Even funnier if you've played through Trials and Tribulations and pay attention to his usage of 'contradiction'. I know another alleged "Contradictory existence", and it is that of Larr-- 'Laurice Deauxnim'.
 * And then after you save him,
 * Reclining the chair in the van while Sissel and Lynne's reactions are priceless.
 * Killing  with a hat (English version).

"Missile: I'm gonna make my own path, too! WHAM
 * To clarify,
 * Chapter 9 may have been That One Puzzle, but it made up for it at least somewhat by having
 * Plus, dumping the hunters through the trapdoors. Especially good if you manage to enter the ghost world as it happens, and try to close it: "I can't close the door right now. Someone is falling through it."
 * "IT'S MISSILE!"
 * In fact, almost everything relating to Missile.
 * He is definitely a Top Pomeranian.

WHAM

WHAM"

"Guardian of the park: My hair is round too!"
 * Also, the guardian of the park.
 * Also, the guardian of the park.

"Sissel: So this is an execution, huh? It seems to me there's gotta be a safer way to do it..."
 * "Odd girl."
 * "I agree."
 * "Me, too."
 * "We get that a lot."
 * You shouldn't talk like that. You never know who might be listening.
 * Like me.
 * Like me.
 * "Fool! Don't you know that women can make themselves appear slim through fashion?! To this day, I STILL don't know how much my wife really weighs!"
 * Even funnier is that this particular quote is made after another police officer makes a nearly identical comment to the same man about how his wife left him years ago. The above quote is delivered with just as much severity and anger.
 * After watching a death row officer throw the switch to test a faulty electric chair, causing it to explode before the condemned is even in it:

"Lynne: Ha ha! I died again! Sissel: ..."
 * Made funnier by the fact that Sissel's completely serious. He doesn't know what an execution is.
 * And even better,
 * When Sissel possesses Lynne's corpse to save her . It's Sissel's facial expression that really takes the cake:

":There are many detectives hiding in that park. (The screen shows the guardian of the park walking in in his usual strange manner) Sissel: You don't mean that guy handing out the pamphlets--!? (The guardian of the park walks off)"
 * Similarly, her reaction to her fourth death, which is to ask Sissel "What took you so long?!" He notes that she's getting more and more brazen about this.
 * During Chapter 17 when, that got a few laughs.
 * Also during the same chapter, during the conversation where . They have the following exchange:
 * No, that guy's just weird.

""Please stop gossiping about me inside my own head!""
 * When
 * "Please don't pick on the minister. If he dies again, I'm the one who has to save him."
 * Speaking of which, the minister's.
 * This point gets cast into a drastically different light, however, when later in the game.
 * And this:

"Missile: is... a hostage?! Yeah. I'm sorry, little warrior. Missile: (Beat) ...What's a hostage?!"
 * The situation is explained to Missile:

"Sissel: All right, then. Four minutes from now... ...this chair will short out and explode, and you'll die. Sissel: If I stop the explosion... ...you'll be executed, and you'll still die. Sissel: I have to protect you from the explosion and stop the execution... (The key to the whole thing must be this chair.) Sissel: Uh, could you stop with the insincere comments?
 * 's less than helpful comments when Sissel saves him
 * Very sad.
 * Sorry I was ever born.
 * I apologize for all your trouble.
 * Ha ha ha!"

"Guardian of the Park: Tell me...which is more important? The park, or this...'Kamila'? Detective Rindge: KAMILA."
 * If you go to the park during chapter 15, instead of saving Cabanela:


 * At one point, Lynne gives Sissel an assignment to go read what's written on a particular prisoner's work schedule and report back to her. Partway into the mission he discovers a rather critical setback... His reaction just makes it.
 * Missile