Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love

"But Timmy din't knew Karl Mark, he only read Plato's Republic. "Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule. Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed." Damn mangoes. Those fibers never fooled me."

Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love is a Fairly Oddparents fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his anus, causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - a flower.

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is spelled wrong, the sex ping-pongs from insane nonsense to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.


 * Crack Fic: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: So. Very. Many. Special mention goes to the pseudo quotes of Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and Plato.
 * Also; "poop ladybug."
 * Did Not Do the Research: The quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and Plato. Just... Those.
 * Gross-Out Show: Less so than a lot of Comics Nix's other work, surprisingly.
 * Lemon: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower.
 * Nausea Fuel: Especially with the description of his penis.
 * Shown Their Work: He uses the term gynoecium correctly AND spells it right. Seriously.
 * Also, he uses the terms senescence and phimosis accurately.
 * So Insane It's Freaking Hilarious: Possibly Comics Nix's most insane work.
 * Talkative Loon: Comics Nix himself is one in his role as the narrator. Seriously, he's insane.
 * Troll Fic: And a damn fine one at that.