Garfield (Comic Strip)/Funny

"Doc Boy: What's a double date? Jon: That's when you and I go on a date together. Doc Boy: Gee, it seems like it would be more fun if some girls came along."
 * Two different successful attempts at randomness, both involving vines: one coming out of nowhere inside the house, and another being used to rescue Garfield from a ginormous bowl of oatmeal.
 * Almost any gag involving the Spluts. One particularly impressive one is coupled with Medium Awareness.
 * This strip, which suggests that maybe Jon has been cooped up a little too long.
 * This one is one of Jim Davis's favorites; in an anthology, he said that he had a hard time not laughing while drawing it.
 * "Maybe I 'nicked' when I should have 'greeeebeled.'" It Makes Sense in Context.
 * Jim Davis is a master of The Take.
 * A scene with Garfield watching TV: "The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name." Cue Face Palm in the third panel.
 * Garfield's jealousy of Liz reaches new heights.
 * Jon explaining a double date to his brother:


 * Garfield deals with his Shoulder Donuts.
 * Davis said this was too good to pass up!
 * So this is why Garfield is kept instead of Lyman...
 * "What more could a man want?" "How about a woman?"
 * "What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day."
 * "When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes.. I just gained two pounds!"
 * I prefer this one.
 * BEAN ME!
 * The last panel of this strip could be a Funny Moment all by itself!
 * Jon eats the pets food in fear of being smacked into.
 * Jon here REALLY WANTS TO DATE!
 * Jon runs out of coffee.
 * Any strip involving "The Sludge Monster".
 * Plus, the episode of Garfield and Friends it was adapted into.
 * Jon getting ready for a date. "It'll be just her and me..."
 * "Never be condescending to a cat." Definitely one of Garfield's crabbier moments.
 * "We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor!"
 * "Amoeba Man strikes again."
 * "A POSSUM!"
 * Garfield force feeding Jon scrambled eggs and later a smart phone.
 * Any strips with Hubert and Reba reacting to Jon's lifestyle, mostly Hubert planning to move out ASAP.
 * Garfield wants to go to Ernie's Eat Till You Explode Restaurant.