Badass Adorable/Quotes

""HE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOUR DOGS AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OPEN AND YOU WON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE - LOOK HOW ADORABLE HIS LITTLE GLOVES ARE!""

- Internet meme, referring to Rorschach, of all people.

""Sorry, but Satan says you need more color!""

- A giggling Raven, after decking Honey Whitlock, Cecil B. Demented.

""I'm cute as a button, but don't let that fool you. I'll kick the living snot out of you! I'll make you say uncle! I'll make you say uncle! Yaaay!""

- Ruby, Bobobobo Bobobo

"color: color:gray:CG: YEAH RIGHT. CG: MORE LIKE... CG: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. CG: I'M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK?"

- Terezi "gallowsCalibrator" Pyrope and Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck

""He's the Super Tuff Pink Puff!""

- Kirby Super Star Ultra ad

""He shouldn't be allowed to be that cute and that strong. It's not fair.""

- Mei Sakura on Negi Springfield, Mahou Sensei Negima

""You attack a kitty cat, he fights! One day old and they're looking for some shit!""

- George Carlin

""Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines.""

- Rocket Raccoon, Marvel vs. Capcom 3

""Cuteness never looked so Badass.""

- Chuggaaconroy on Toon Link

""We ponies may be pretty, and appreciate rainbows and butterflies... but make no mistake, we are no push-overs!""

- Pinkie Pie, This My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic promo

""... I have a shotgun.""

- Tali'Zorah nar Rayya