Non Sequitur Scene/Quotes

">Say Yoho EVERYTHING SPINS AROUND AND SUDDENLY I'M ELSEWHERE...

I'M ON A PIRATE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!

A PIRATE IS HERE! HE SAYS: "YARR ME MATEY! WE SET SAIL FOR THE MISSING CAPS LOCK KEY!"

THE PIRATE RUNS ME THROUGH FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER!


 * I CAN'T DO ANYTHING MORE, I'M DEAD!**"

- Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle

"Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, Heavy Rain, but this was like splicing a song and dance routine into the middle of Zodiac."

- Yahtzee's review of Heavy Rain, on an odd dream sequence / fight scene

"dis chsptr might b a bit weord i cudnt tink of muc so it dusnt ha much 2 d wot skura mdra sasuke da coincil nd utff!"

- Author's note, Naruto Veangance Revelaitons

"Slowbeef: I don't understand what the last five minutes did...I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!"

- Retsupurae, Space Adventures!