Desperate Housewives

[[File:DesperateHousewives.jpg|fram] Not a porn mag, but a US TV drama.

Bored wives in [[Suburbi] experience unrealistic drama in their lives after the suicide of their friend.

Notable for its combination [[Narrato]/[[Near-Death Clairvoyanc] trope, in which the entire series is narrated by the dulcet tones of an apparently omnipresent dead woman - the friend who committed suicide.

Basically a comedic soap, which means that unlike a regular soap, this program is funny and has interesting plotlines. However, the situations are often just as ridiculous and the relationships and plots just as hopelessly tangled-up and interwoven as any old-fashioned soap (though unlike daytime soaps, the fast pace tends to leave many confused if they miss a couple of episodes - probably why the Clip Show specials still proved relatively popular).

Owing to creator Marc Cherry's penchant for comedy, the series pokes fun at itself and its characters about as often as it takes them seriously, probably the number one thing that attracted most of its initial viewership, aside from the fact that it throws vicious, subversive holes in the ideas of suburban paradise and maternal bliss. In fact, ratings dropped after [[Executive Meddlin] caused the second season to be more "dramatic" (read: melodramatic) leading to the panicked execs basically saying "OK, OK we'll go back to doing more comedy again, Marc. You win." Ratings apparently improved again after that point.

Think [[Sex and the Cit] meets daytime soap, meets parody of daytime soaps, set in the suburbs instead of the city with housewives instead of single women. Narrated by a dead woman.

You get all that?

A word of warning to those who aren't up-to-date on the latest episodes, the series is basically one string of continuous spoilers, so it is hard to detail just about anything that happens without revealing one twist or another. So be prepared for unmarked spoilers below.

Has a [[Desperate Housewives/Characters|Character Shee]. Feel free to contribute.

Character Tropes

 * Affably Evil:.
 * Dave Williams/ is this. Despite what he's trying to do, he does come across as a genuinely nice guy.
 * Alphabetical Theme Namin] / [[Letter Motif: Lynette's kids; Porter, Parker, Preston,Penny, and Paige. Paige's twin, a baby Tom and Lynette lost, was to be named Patrick.
 * [[Aluminum Christmas Tree]: Gabrielle once tries to convince Carlos that she has "sexsomnia". Probably fewer than ten percent watching the show know [[wikipedia:Sleep sex|it's a real conditio].
 * Amicably Divorced: Susan and Karl during the third season. And after the first season their relationship went from toxic to a snarky competitiveness than anything.
 * [[Asshole Victi]:.
 * [[Badass Bystande]: No one seemed to expect that the psychopathic gun toting hostage holder in Season 3 to be taken down and shot by.
 * [[Beware the Nice One]:.
 * Big Bad: One for every season.
 * Season 1:, since she was the one who killed Deirdre.
 * Season 2:.
 * Season 3:, the murderer of Monique.
 * Season 4: Wayne Davis, Katherine's bitter Corrupt Cop ex-husband.
 * Season 5: Dave Williams.
 * Season 6: Patrick Logan, Angie's ex-husband.
 * Season 7:, as an ironic reversal to the situation in the first season.
 * The Final Season notably averts this, using [[Big Bad Ensemble|several different character] during different arcs of the last season.
 * [[Bittersweet Endin]: The finale has Mary Alice funnily explain the peaceful destinies of the housewives,. Then we understand that.
 * Get's worse when Jennifer, the new owner of Susan's house, is revealed to have a terrible secret of her own.
 * Blond Guys Are Evil:.
 * [[Blood Spattered Innocent]: In Season 3 when, Lynette's face and hands are coated in blood.
 * [[Bratty Teenage Daughte]: Played straight with Danielle, averted with Julie.
 * [[Butt Monke]: Everyone gets this treatment at one point or another during the show, but Bree and Tom Scavo appear to be the go-to characters for when the writers need something horrible to happen to a character.
 * Susan gets her fair share of this also, to the point where the other housewives don't bat an eyelid when they find out she's in trouble yet again.
 * [[The Chew To]: Lynette. Lynette has, among other things, had a plethora of uncontrollable children who constantly make her life even harder, was shot in a hostage situation after finding out her husband has a love-child, is diagnosed with cancer and once cured from cancer there is a tornado which buries her family in rubble, then framed for abuse by her stepdaughter, then a whole load of personal hell... then she gets into a divorce with her husband of 20 or so years..
 * Lee as well.
 * Susan, too, with everything's that happened to her.
 * [[Crazy Jealous Gu]: Carlos over Gabrielle in Season 1. She was cheating on him, but he ended up physically assaulting the wrong man twice (both of them turning out to be gay) and getting a prison sentence for it.
 * Creepy Child: Kayla.
 * The Ditz: Susan.
 * Evil Matriarch: Orson's mother.
 * [[Fag Ha]: When Bob and Lee move in, Susan is excited to become this. Though this only irritates them and cause them to seriously dislike her. By Season Five though, she and Lee become decent friends.
 * [[Floorboard Failur]: Susan managed to suspend herself between two floors when it happened to her in her house.
 * [[Four-Girl Ensembl]: The original housewives, Bree, Susan, Lynette and Gabby.
 * [[Four-Temperament Ensembl]: Susan is sanguine, Bree is melancholic, Lynette is phlegmatic and Gabrielle is choleric.
 * The husbands qualifies as well: Orson is melancholic, Carlos is choleric, Tom is sanguine and Mike is phlegmatic.
 * [[Gold Digge]: Preston Scavo's fiancée, Irina.
 * [[Housewif]: It's in the title.
 * Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Carlos is a big hot blooded bruiser, and Gabrielle is so small that anyone can pick her up over their shoulder, and in one episode was able to quickly hide herself inside a small travel bag and carried around discretely.
 * Makes you wonder how she became a model at all, considering models are usually super-tall; runway models are 5'10" at a minimum. It can be assumed that Gabrielle was some other type of model, perhaps a petite model or catalogue model.
 * Indeed, being tall isn't a prerequisite for many men's magazines/glamor models (and Eva Longoria is no stranger to such spreads in real life).
 * [[Impoverished Patricia]: Carlos and Gabrielle spend the majority of Seasons 2, 3, and 4 unemployed, yet they still live in a luxurious house, attending big parties, and collecting clothes with all the right labels.
 * In Season 4, Carlos sinks their savings in an embezzlement scam, and then loses the papers for the off-shore account and goes blind for 5 years, in that time having two kids. Then he gets his sight back and almost immediately gets a high-paying job.
 * [[Ivy League for Everyon]: Every one of the families seem to be able to sneak their kids into the same incredibly exclusive and expensive private school. Though Lynette every now and then mentions the financial troubles with it, and Susan manages to get MJ in by getting employed as a teacher's assistant.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Karl, on occasion.
 * [[Literary Allusion Titl]: Most episodes have a title taken from a line of, or the title of, a song from a [[Stephen Sondhei] musical.
 * [[Little Miss Snarke]: Julie in the earlier seasons.
 * [[Mama Bea]: Susan goes ballistic whenever a member of her family is harmed.
 * Bree turns a gun on anyone who messes with her children.
 * [[Mysterious Pas]: Almost everyone.
 * [[Near-Death Clairvoyanc]: Mary Alice.
 * [[Nosy Neighbo]: Martha Huber. And to a lesser extent, virtually everyone else on the block. Don't worry, she gets her comeuppance.
 * [[Pair the Spare]: Carlos and Edie, Mike and Katherine and since the Season Five finale Bree and Karl are taking this direction.
 * [[Put on a Bu]: During Season Six, one of the twins mentions that he wants to go to Europe. Without any proper goodbyes or explanation he is simply gone for half the season and we can only assume he actually did end up going to Europe.
 * [[Real Life Writes the Plo]: Eddie's sudden death in Season 5 was orchestrated to write the character out of the show due to Nicolette Sheridan being on increasingly bad terms with producer Mark Cherry.
 * Rich Bitch: Gabrielle, who also gets her comeuppance.
 * [[Scars Are Foreve]: Angie has a horrific looking burn scar on her back, which she got . She doesn't seem to mind it though, probably because its always covered.
 * Season 8's subplot.
 * [[Sensual Slav]: Again, Irina.
 * Shock Value Relationship: Andrew and Justin.
 * Spotlight-Stealing Squad: The coverof Season Seven's DVD blatantly has Renee standing center stage while all of the main characters are off in the background. Despite the fact that she was only introduced that very season, and was in no way had an important role or was even involved in that season's story arc.
 * Susan was this for the first season, to the point where she could have been the main character.
 * [[Stepford Smile]: Bree, an apparently OCD woman who probably carries at least half of the "domestic bliss" satire.
 * [[Suspiciously Similar Substitut]: Renee, who has an identical personality to Edie, wears similar clothes to her, and lives in the same house.
 * [[Token Minorit]: The Applewhite family, eliminated after the audience failed to take to them. To a lesser extent, Gabby and Carlos, though they were there from the start.
 * [[Took a Level in Jerkas]: Carlos seems to go back and forth on this. For the most part he's an easy going nice guy, but sometimes he will suddenly become a intimidating vindictive ass doing needlessly villainous things, such as firing Lynette when she's the sole supporter of a family of six and pregnant with twins solely because he didn't want to give her maternity leave.
 * [[Token Minorit]: The Applewhite family, eliminated after the audience failed to take to them. To a lesser extent, Gabby and Carlos, though they were there from the start.
 * [[Took a Level in Jerkas]: Carlos seems to go back and forth on this. For the most part he's an easy going nice guy, but sometimes he will suddenly become a intimidating vindictive ass doing needlessly villainous things, such as firing Lynette when she's the sole supporter of a family of six and pregnant with twins solely because he didn't want to give her maternity leave.

Episode-Specific Tropes

 * [[Aesop Amnesi]: In Season Five, Tom and Lynette kept going through the same loop--Tom wants to do something wild, Lynette disapproves, Tom whines about how he never gets a chance to do anything, Lynette tries to put a stop to what he is doing, the two reach a compromise, and resolve to be more understanding of each others' wishes...only to go through the exact same situation yet again a few episodes later.
 * [[All Psychology Is Freudia]
 * [[Alone with the Psych]: Just about every season, such as.
 * [[Amoral Attorne]: What Karl is revealed to be.
 * Subverted with Bob who legitimately cares about his clients.
 * [[And I Must Screa]: Orson's mother, who suffered a stroke and no longer is able to move or speak, but still has a fully functioning mind.
 * [[Birth-Death Juxtapositio]: The series finale spliced scenes of Julie's baby being born with Mrs. McKlusky succumbing to cancer.
 * [[Brief Accent Imitatio]: Gabrielle's hilarious imitation of Angie in the hospital.
 * Also in Season Seven, after.
 * [[Cat Figh]: Gabrielle vs. a nun, Susan vs. Edie, Gabrielle vs. Edie etc.
 * [[Comically Small Brib]: Gabrielle tries to bribe a nurse into letting her into a patient's room... with twelve dollars. But then remembers she needs to pay for parking and brings the bribe down to two dollars.
 * Courtroom Antic: Carlos' trial.
 * [[Dead Man's Ches]
 * [[Death of the Hypotenus] / [[Murder the Hypotenus]: Often.
 * [[Dropped a Bridge on Hi]:.
 * [[Family Relationship Switchero]: Bree sent her pregnant daughter to a convent and pretended to be pregnant herself. She actually managed to get away with it... for a while. Eventually everyone who mattered found out by the end of the season and . Note that the use of this trope was a deliberate anachronism; the show is a comedy, after all.
 * Finger-Twitching Revival: Subverted. is accidentally electrocuted, falls down, then we get a close up of the Twitching Hand right before the credits. The following episode starts with the character already cremated.
 * Of course, "already cremated" means that there was no body. But it never went anywhere.
 * The Fun in Funeral: Rex's funeral, indescribably wrong and weirdly funny.
 * [[Gosh Horne]: In Season 2, when Edie winds up disturbing a yellow jackets' nest and is stung pretty badly. Its left up to the audience whether this is dramatic or hilarious.
 * [[Here We Go Agai]:.
 * [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudic]:, ended up impaled by a white picket fence.
 * [[Incest Is Relativ]: In Season 5, Lynette pretends to be a teenage girl online to get her son to open up and find out what's going on in his life... then she sort of accidentally became his online girlfriend. Much to her shock.
 * [[Jerkass Has a Poin]: Mrs. Huber's sister spent season two trying to turn the neighbors against Paul and have him arrested for murder, and repeatedly attempted to kill him. We seem to be intended to feel sorry for him, but it's sort of hard considering he actually is a murderer who had been getting away with everything he did in the past.
 * Naked in Mink Bree to Orson.
 * [[Naughty Nurse Outfi] and [[Sexual Rolepla] in general.
 * [[Nice Job Fixing It, Villai]: Nora, when trying to seduce Tom by supporting his idea of enterprise, from Lynette, who was critical about it.
 * [[Room Full of Craz]: The episode "If..." features Gabby having a nightmare where she becomes [[My Beloved Smothe] to Celia, causing Carlos to leave her, slowly loose her [[Sanity Slippage|grip on realit] and living off food-stamps in her house with the walls covered in newspaper clippings.
 * [[Season Final] / [[Wham! Episod]: Usually involving a death and/or disaster.
 * [[Teen Pregnanc]: Danielle in Season 3/4.
 * [[Treehouse of Fu]: Lynette's kids briefly have a tree house in their yard for them to hang out in, though its destroyed in a tornado a few episodes later.
 * [[Two-Person Pool Part]: The way we find out Andrew is gay is that he's doing this with his friend Justin.
 * Verbal Tic: Mary Alice has a fondness of constantly beginning a narration with "Yes..."
 * [[Victim Falls For Rapis]/[[Black Comedy Rap]: If you want to have a baby with your ex-husband (and thereby force him back into marriage with you), just drug him and rape him! And make sure you do the reveal with the wife realizing what was done to her husband by his ex by having her use the "R" word in an over the top fashion.
 * Visit by Divorced Dad
 * [[Whole Costume Referenc]: One episode opens with Gabrielle wearing [[The Sims|Bella Goth's dres].
 * Why Did You Make Me Hit You?
 * [[Worthless Foreign Degre]: A house cleaner teaches Juanita while she's being home schooled. She had a doctorate in engineering from the University of Bucharest.
 * [[Wounded Gazelle Gambi]: Kayla attempted this in the last few episodes of Season Four....
 * [[Yander]: in Season Three. And of course, George Williams from the first two seasons.
 * Katherine seems to be treading a fine line between this and being a Stalker with a Crush. As of the ninth episode of the sixth season, she has officially gone over into this.
 * Katherine seems to be treading a fine line between this and being a Stalker with a Crush. As of the ninth episode of the sixth season, she has officially gone over into this.

Show-Wide Tropes

 * [[Acceptable Feminine Role]: Underlying the whole show is this.
 * [[The Adventure Continue]: The last scene and ending narration indicate that although the main characters will all eventually leave Wisteria Lane and never really meet again, life there will go on its merry way without them.
 * [[Anyone Can Di]: Reserved for plot twist moments. While most of the time they only kill off villains and B-characters no one really cares about, every once in a while they'll surprise you by killing off someone important.
 * [[Arc Word]: As of Season 8, the note saying.
 * [[Artifact Titl]: All four leads have been non-housewives at some point on the show (Lynette by virtue of having a paying job, the other three by virtue of not being married). Currently, Bree is unmarried and Lynette is.
 * [[Between My Leg]: Seen in the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60VTZE5nNP0 Season 7 prom.
 * [[Book End]: Mary Alice always voices a remark after the title and before the episode ends, though with the events that occur during the episode, the meaning changes drastically, inadvertently becoming [[Darker and Edgie].
 * Mixed with a [[Brick Jok]:.
 * Brother Chuck: Mike's dog Bongo was an important character in the early episodes but has not been seen or mentioned since mid-Season 2.
 * [[Closet Shuffl]: Several times every season. But special points go to Gabby from escaping her lover's room by hiding in a very small suitcase.
 * [[Darker and Edgie]: Season 2, which gradually became more melodramatic.
 * [[Derailing Love Interest]: Orson in Season 5, though he got back on the rails in Season 6.
 * Double Standard: The very different treatment of Paul Young and who are eventually revealed to have committed the exact same crimes.  while Paul was shunned from very early on.
 * Paul had difficulty with acting as if he didn't have something to hide - he in the middle of the night and was dubbed CreePaul by [[Television Without Pit]. Compare that to Mary Alice, who was extremely adept at playing like nothing was wrong.
 * While perfectly true this would suggest that the Housewives should be even more creeped by Mary Alice than by Paul in retrospect, if she could so easily have created a facade. Whenever she is mentioned it is as Mary Alice 'our dear friend who took her life' rather than Mary Alice ' who had us all fooled'.
 * The suicide may have played a role in this : Mary Alice regretted her acts, while Paul never did, as far as we know. Also, Season Seven has made him cross the [[Moral Event Horizo] much deeper than Mary Alice ever had.
 * [[Ephebophil]: Gabrielle had an on-again-off-again tryst with her gardener since he was about 17 years old. Thanks to being played by a visibly grown man, it's easy to forget he's supposed to be a teenager.
 * [[Exactly What It Says on the Ti]
 * [[Family Busines]: The Scavo pizzeria which.
 * [[Fan Servic]: There is a very large amount of male-oriented fan service for a show aimed at women. Eva Longoria Parker, anyone?
 * Check out this promotional piece for TV guid which has the Housewives dress in sexy [[The Fifties|Fiftie pin-up style fashions: a literal housewife (Katherine), [[The Vamp|Vamp]] (Susan), sexy teacher (Lynette), airhead (Gabrielle) and another housewife (Edie).
 * [[Getting Crap Past the Rada]: The series is downright infamous for the amount of innuendo it has managed to slip right past the ABC censors, to the point where it could very well have its own page.
 * [[Good Adultery, Bad Adulter]: To list all examples of both the good and bad adultery on this show would be madness, but Bree enters grey territory.
 * [[Hot Mo]: The titular housewives.
 * [[Housewif]
 * [[Idiosyncratic Episode Namin]: Most of the episode titles are taken from [[Stephen Sondhei] lyrics.
 * [[Lighter and Softe]: Season 5 was much lighter in tone than the other seasons.
 * [[Literary Allusion Titl] / [[Idiosyncratic Episode Namin]: Most episodes are named after titles of or lyrics from [[Stephen Sondhei] songs.
 * [[Love Dodecahedro]: Oh, where do we start? Bree had an affair with Karl, who's divorced from Susan, who's married to Mike, who once dated Edie, who almost got pregnant by Carlos, who's been twice married to Gaby, who had a blind date with Zach, who had a crush on Julie, who got pregnant by Porter...
 * [[Love Makes You Craz]: Edie attempting suicide over a man.
 * Modern Stasi]: Post [[Time Skip the show is set roughly five years in the future (confirmed in Season 7 dialogue with Bree referencing the events of a 2006 episode as taking place "9 years ago").
 * Mood Whiplash:
 * With almost every episode ending on a dramatic note, the ending music never fails to be perky. Also see [[Book End].
 * The show often juxtaposes scenes of differing moods (serious, comical, dramatic, emotional, contemplative, surreal, etc). Many storylines in a single episode start off as one mood and end up in another. It is not uncommon to see one of the housewives get into some sort of extremely humorou] [[Zany Scheme|antic (sometimes while playing [[Mystery Fiction|detectiv]), only to reveal [[Beneath the Mask|deep traum] or a [[Nightmare Fuel|disturbing fac] with another character. It is also not uncommon for a sequence of dramatic scenes serving as a set-up for a disastrous...
 * Karl, [[Hot Dad|Carlo], [[Badass|Mik] and Danny (for the younger girls) stand out the most.
 * [[Narrato]: Mary Alice.
 * Edie narrates the episode following.
 * [[Necro Non Sequitu]: Many characters' deaths or injuries are like this, where previous scenes set-up the death of the characters. These tend to occur in the middle and the end of a season, and oftentimes storylines intersect with each other to provide the proper circumstances.
 * [[No Bisexual]: According to the characters on the show, if Katherine admits she's attracted to women, it means she must forsake her attraction to men entirely. It's impossible to like both, apparently.
 * [[Obnoxious In-Law]: Every single mother-in-law on the show, without exception.
 * [[Out-of-Genre Experienc]: The [[Disaster Movie|disaste] episodes are often quite of a different tone from the rest of the show.
 * In the episode "Bang!" in Season 3, snaps and takes the people in a local supermarket [[Hostage Situation|hostag]. The episode is also peppered with Lynette having [[Recurring Dream] of Mary Alice.
 * Season 4 has the episode "Something's Coming" has a storm coming to Wisteria Lane. This episode provides an example of [[Necro Non Sequitu].
 * Season 5 has "City of Fire", where a tragic fire occurs in a club.
 * Season 6 has "Boom Crunch", which details how a series of events lead up to a plane crash in Wisteria Lane.
 * Season 7 has "Down the Block There's a Riot", where a protest in Wisteria Lane erupts into a riot.
 * [[Out of Focu]: Bree spends virtually half of Season 3 on a freakishly long honeymoon.
 * Pretty in Mink: A few furs show up, notably the sable coat Bree wore to try to get Rex back. [[Hilarity Ensue]
 * [[Priso]: Three of the four main husbands have done time there.
 * [[Stepford Suburbi]
 * Story Arc: Investigation of Mary Alice's past... among other things. The number of subplot arcs in this show can make your head spin.
 * Time Skip: The fourth season finale.
 * [[True Love Is Borin]: Mike and Susan run afoul of this trope multiple times. Tom and Lynette as well.
 * [[Twist Endin]: The show tries, but over time the twists have became easier and easier to spot, the worst being Season 5, when everyone had the whole mystery figured after the first episode. Season 6 finally was able to pull off a surprise when it came to thanks to red herrings and misleading spoilers.
 * In Season 5, it is explicitly stated from the start that, so the tension of this season comes from [[Dramatic Iron], we watch as he gets close to the main characters, always knowing his motive.
 * The Unfair Sex: The females get away with crap that would get them put to death if they were males..
 * What Happened to the Mouse?: What the heck happened to Karl's son?
 * Writers Cannot Do Math: Trust us, it does not always take very long for the Fridge Logic to set in when you realize how much time has supposedly passed in between episodes, especially with the children's birthdays and ages. For example, Juanita is a year older than MJ, even though the episode where he was born happened before Gabby knew she was pregnant. Then there's Eddie, who seems to be the same age as the Scavo twins yet went to high school with Danielle, who was a teenager when the twins were little kids.
 * The Scavo twins were explicitly stated as being 8 in the Season 3 finale. This would mean that they would be 9 at the end of Season 4, then 14 at the beginning of Season 5, due to the five-year jump. However, Lynette says in the Season 5 premiere that they're 16.
 * [[Zany Schem]: All the housewives like to cook up one quite often - with varying degrees of success...
 * [[Zany Schem]: All the housewives like to cook up one quite often - with varying degrees of success...

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