You and What Army?/Playing With

Basic Trope: A character challenges another with the phrase, or some variation of the phrase, "You and what army?"
 * Straight: The opposing character summons an army to back him up.
 * Exaggerated: In addition to soldiers, tanks, helicopters, and all the bells and whistles also arrive.
 * Downplayed: Only a small group arrives.
 * Justified: The character being challenged is a general, or leader of a gang, and has a small army at his disposal.
 * Inverted: The army retreats.
 * Subverted: The army doesn't arrive.
 * Double Subverted: At least not immediately.
 * Parodied: A good number of gun barrels/blades are put up to the characters' neck almost as soon as the taunt is made.
 * Zig Zagged: The army doesn't arrive... but then it actually does, after a fair bit of time. But then, the newly-arrived soldiers realise it's lunch time and call a break.
 * Averted: The army showed up before the phrase could be said.
 * Lampshaded: "Where were you hiding all these guys?!"
 * Discussed: "Dude, you probably should have told me he was an army general before you let me say that."

So you wanna go back, huh? You and what back button?