Videogamedunkey/Funny

"Dunkey: "Wait a minute, there's been a murder... Hitman killed one maid!""
 * From Hitman Goes to The Book, in a room full of corpses:

"Blake Dexter: Yee-ha! Lemme tell ya, I don't ordinarily yee-ha. But that was a fuckin ' yee-ha! Fuckin' Christmas! (The game pauses.) Dunkey: Did I write the dialogue for this game?"
 * From a cutscene:

"Costolot: Can I interest you in something seedy? No, I don't mean like that... Dunkey: WHAT THE FUCK?!"
 * In Viva Piñata:

"(Dunkey is the traitor. He's cornered by a dude.) Dunkey: And you know it's not me. 'Cause it was already me twice in a row, so it can't be me. (The dude cools down.) Dude: You see this right her- (Donkey shoots the guy dead.)"
 * In Trouble Turtle Town : The Mystery of Gazoolgo, Dunkey managed to fool and infuriate the young players into an Internet Backdraft.
 * During a turn:


 * Dunkey and another dude bicker about hacking the other's numerous game accounts when:

"evan (some kid): Can any of you just forget the.. accounts and just play the game, please?"


 * That convinces Dunkey and the dude to "rat out" evan as the traitor, and the kid dies.
 * The constant "Get in there" for the traitor detector/death trap.

"Dunkey: (To a female gamer) Where are your pants? Girl: I don't have any. (BLAM BLAM BLAM) Dunkey: Fuckin' idiot... Shoulda had pants."
 * In H1Z1:

"Dunkey: Every year, fifty people jump off this bridge and die; it's not funny." (A body lands right behind him) Dunkey: Nobody laugh at that.""
 * In Backstreet Boys Baby:

""Why did the chicken cross the road? ...... Fuck you!" (shoots alien)"
 * In XCOM:

""LAPD, freeze! I'm goin' over here, lookin' for the Shrek. Ah, it's aliens, man! Oh no, they got a clear shot and.. and they missin'. Who taught these guys to shoot? Stevie Blunder?""
 * When Dunkey roleplays as a cop:

""NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO MY LEGACY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!""
 * In Mario Kart Wii: Hitler's Reign, Dunkey almost wins a match, but then gets hit by that damn blue shell. The other players beat him:

"- I won't eat them in a house. I won't eat them with a mouse. Should I punch you in the mouth? - No, don't punch me in the mouth!"
 * In Green Eggs and Jam, a parody song of the Dr. Seuss book with weird animation:


 * When shit gets real:

"- I don't like green eggs and ham. I don't like you, Sam-I-Am. - Do you thing I give a damn? Eat this shit, you fucking man! Shove it down your fucking throat! Suck on ham until you choke! - Suck my dick, you Sam-I-Am! Suck my dick, you fucking sham!"

"Dunkey: Here we are with another stealth part. I'm gonna take him out with a stealth take-down. Alright, here we go! (Pulls out shotgun and fires at an enemy's head. Nothing happens.) Dunkey: Oh. Of course, the shotgun is completely ineffective at close ranges. (Begins killing guys much further away with the shotgun) Dunkey: It should actually be used to snipe guys thousands of feet away from you."
 * In Uncharted 4 - Exclusive Demo, the gunplay.


 * Dunkey laughing at the ridiculously bad cutscenes.

""So who is JonTron exactly? (drumroll) It's the fuckin' bird! The bird is JonTron-""
 * In TF2 : Best Class, Dunkey talks about the qualities of a specific class he's playing as in Team Fortress 2, but when he gets killed, he changes his class to the one his killer had and continues as if nothing happened before. It then happens again and again.
 * In THE JONTRON RANT: