Gone with the Wind/Funny

"Good heavens, Mrs. Mead, this is war not a garden party! Mrs. Mead, behave yourself!"
 * "Has the war started?"
 * "And you, Mrs. Hamilton, I know just how much that means to you."
 * Pretty much all of Rhett's snark in the book.
 * Some of Dr. Mead's snarkerisms against his wife.