Durarara!!/Funny

"Celty: What if it was a space alien?!

Shinra: ...Celty...is this where I'm supposed to laugh?"

"Masaomi: Cute smile... bitchin' boobs... ! Okay, so maybe she wasn't smiling..."
 * We are fucking amazing!!!
 * For me, Masaomi's recap of the first time he saw Anri had me cracking up.

"Crispin: I mean, I don't know who this clown is who's walking around like an eskimo...[braking tires are heard as the camera closes in on the DRRR poster behind him. wait...that sounds familiar...]
 * Really, all of Episode 6 is a CMOF, from the kidnappers spilling chloroform on themselves to Togusa's face at the concert to Kadota forgetting to keep his internal monolouge internal to "Sparkling naked~!" to Shizuo throwing a plastic elephant at Izaya...and also, the dog.
 * We're now part of that street gang everyone's been talking about!
 * Izaya stomping on the back of a thug, then following Mikado home with Celty making motorcycle noises all the way.
 * No, Izaya was jumping up and down on the thug, laughing happily. That was most definitely funny. I couldn't stop laughing.
 * When Mikado mistakenly assumes Anri was a stalker, his Internal Puppet Show plays out the possible scenarious, including a Yandere Anri coming after him with a knife - "I love you!", lighting up his home - "Fire!", and kidnapping his parents.
 * In episode 11, . This being, even a minor cameo manages to be amusing.
 * In the epilogue of episode 12, Mikado works up the courage to ask Anri out, finds Kida trying to flirt with her, and, finally fed up with it, lays him out on the ground with a kick.
 * "Call me 'daddy!'" (Holds up sign)
 * The Chase Scene in episode 24 combines this with Crowning Moment of Awesome, mostly because Horada and his lackeys are completely out of their league against Shizuo and Celty, and their faces when they realize it...! Celty "seducing" Shinra later on is also pretty dang hilarious.
 * "Why is there a street sign in the middle of the road?"
 * Episode 3: "Sooo... let's go pick up chicks!" Already one of Masaomi's funniest non-sequiturs, immediately followed by a Match Cut to him attempting to pick up girls. Adult women. From their point of view.
 * Also in this episode, Shizuo's punch sends a gang member flying through the air, and his clothes fly off!
 * This one comes from the first two preview videos of the dub cast -- when Crispin Freeman's talking about Shizuo's fashion sense, he offhandedly notes something Johnny Yong Bosch had said in his interview about Izaya. Deja vu is noted.

Johnny: ...[Izaya's parka] is really hip, especially with eskimos..."

"Crispin Freeman: ...Stupid eskimo."
 * Which is then repeated in part three of the Hilarious Outtakes:

""Why ? Why ? Why did a trash can... ?""
 * In one of the early episode, out of nowhere, a trash can flies from off-screen to hit Izaya in the face, sending him sprawling on the ground. Kida cringes but Mikado just stares.

"Celty: What happened?
 * ... and then, as Izaya just springs back up on his feet none for the worse, enter Shizuo.
 * The Omake Story "Everyone Gets Along," ...a lot of it, but mostly Erika's explanation of how she and Walker met Kadota and Shizuo imagining Izaya eating hot-pot all alone, in an Imagine Spot strangely reminiscent of "forever alone."
 * In chapter 10 of the manga, there's a comedic page featuring Harima and her six phases of stalking. Let's just say it goes from Harima's victim showing natural human kindness to Harima following the poor guy on a family vacation.
 * Shinra walked into a shower. He was expecting Celty. His face was of utter glee. Then he sees his father in the shower.

Shira: I have seen hell..."

"Izaya (Bosch): And why do I deserve to get my ass kicked, Shizu-chan?
 * In episode 7, Shizuo gets fired from one of his jobs by beating up the Power Rangers. Made all the more hilarious when you realize that Izaya's voice actor was a former Power Ranger.
 * Similarly to the above, the Hilarious Outtakes Lampshades one of Johnny Yong Bosch's previous roles...

Shizuo (Crispin Freeman): Because you were a Power Ranger!"

"Izaya: How was it? Gave you quite the adrenaline shot, didn't it? Did you and Celty just grow to love each other even more due to the misattribution of arousal?
 * Shinra's Ha Ha Ha No moment after Izaya trolls him by handing his cellphone number to the police.

Shinra: Ah hah hah. Go die chest-first in a clay ice shaver, Izaya."

"You know, it's kinda scary how much people trust me."
 * Izaya laughing as he's stomping on a cell phone.
 * Episode 12.5, Izaya tells some guys that Shizuo stole something from them... This goes about as well for them as you'd expect, and as they're flying out the window in plain view of everyone, Izaya remarks:

"Kadota (Steve Blum): [hands Mikado a thinly-veiled can of Red Bull] Like roofies?"
 * The Hilarious Outtakes are...well, quite hilarious. Steve Blum definitely takes the cake, though.

"Horada (Kyle Hebert): CAUSE THIS IS THE WAY TEAM GURREN ROLLS!!"
 * So much VA Lampshading. Particularly:

"*to Izaya's sisters* "You at ten. You at ten-thirty. Bring a friend"
 * Crispin Freeman's lines are the best, mainly because he never breaks his Shizuo voice.


 * to Izaya, on the phone* "Let me guess, he just happened to live in Ikebukuro, and he just happened to see him on TV, and that's why he came by. And he just happened to bring a knife with him, too! Tch... you just wanna sleep with me, don't you?"


 * to Shinra on how he's still standing* "Cause you're Yuri Lowenthal, and I'm standing in your bedroom once again.""

""In medical terms, you got fuckin' shot, son!""
 * Shinra's VA is pretty great, too.

"Shingen: "I was just testing you, Celty-kun. If you release me now - Ow ow ow they're poking me! Those pointy shadow things pricked me a little! Shinra! I am in grave danger here!" (struggling) "If you are my son, you should know what you need to do!"
 * Let's just say the entirety of the Hilarious Outtakes are a 3-part Crowning Moment of Funny.
 * In episode 14, Shingen is trying to cheapskate his way out of paying Celty for transporting him. Celty uses her darkness ... stuff to wrap Shingen's neck in thorny vines.

Shinra: "Of course I do" (pickpockets Shingen's wallet and throws it to Celty)"

"Celty:"In 30 seconds, the boy will find the girl. In 35 seconds, the boy will discover his best friend hitting on the girl. In 45 seconds, the boy will kick the crap outta him. In 74 seconds, the girl will reject the boy's offer to get coffee. And in 78 seconds, that girl will ask the boy to have lunch with her on the roof.""
 * And right after it, as Shinra declares that he would be happy if Celty stole his soul, she blows a heart-shape from her head smoke.
 * "Actually, I'm trying to seduce you."
 * And she looked so hot doing it!
 * Mikado asking out Anri:

"Shizuo: I'm off to Shinjuku to murder Izaya.
 * The final episode has
 * Whenever Erika has a Yaoi Fangirl moment. She has shown a particular liking for a Shizuo/Izaya pairing as shown when Shizuo says he's going to Izaya's place (to murder him...) and she sparkles with blush stickers saying that he must love him. Everyone (Celty and Kadota's group) cuts her off with a Big No.

Erika: Hey, hey! Shizu-chan's definitely in love with Izaya. Two guys... Like BL!

Celty, Togusa, Dotachin and Walker: No!"


 * Simon trying to get his Russia Sushi signs in front of the TV cameras.
 * Episode 25 is pretty much 30 minutes of Crowning Moment of Hilarious Awesome. From Yuhei's tv segments, Shinra being Shinra and Simon's sushi hocking to the parkour fight, Erika being Erika and the twins being the twins, it's just, to quote Izaya, "fun."
 * Masaomi comparing things to polygamy and voicing his approval. It's ridiculous enough by itself, but then Mikado just says, Ployga-what?
 * From episode seven: "Shizuo is acting like he's going through puberty?" Oh Simon...
 * Somewhere in the series, Shinra, calls Celty "Enchantress". Take note, Celty's English voice actress Kari Wahlgren played Amora the Enchantress of Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes.