Guardians of the Galaxy (film)/Funny

Guardians of the Galaxy is definitely one of the funniest MCU films.
 * Quill talks to Rocket about how filthy his ship is. "If I had a blacklight, this place would look like Jackson Pollock painting."
 * Drax's initial reaction to seeing Quill do a throat slit gesture. "Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
 * Gamora yelling while wearing the walkman. "The melody is pleasant!"
 * Dey tells Rael that Quill is an a-hole and not "100% a dick". Rael asked Dey if he believes Quill. "I don't believe anyone's 100% a dick, ma'am." Quill later sees the Nova Corps and said "They got my dick message!"