Chalion/Funny

They're Bujold novels, so even in the middle of horrible circumstances someone is bound to make a wise crack.

The Curse of Chalion
""You can't just sit there with " (reasonably) "Well I surely cannot move.""
 * Dondo dy Journal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear how well he served her as the Holy General of her order, and it went downhill from there.
 * "Rise and ride, Captain Sunshine!"
 * "You're her reward!"
 * After being, Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.

Paladin Of Souls
"Ista: "I want... a piece of bread and a bedroll." Ferda: "This rough camp is no place for your repose-" Ista: "Any bread. Any bedroll." Ferda: "There may be some women I can find for your attendants, but they are not what you are used to-" Ista: "Your bedroll would do." Ferda: "Royina, I-" Ista: "If you do not give me a bedroll at once, I am going to sit down on the ground right here and start to cry. Now.""
 * Liss' complete inability to do a Lady's hair properly, but when prompted she rattles off a dozen ways to do up a horse's mane.
 * Having just been rescued after two days and 100 miles of uncomfortable captivity, Ista has some simple requests:


 * "I do not have the energy to stand up, or get to my feet for that matter."