Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny/Quotes

"Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,

and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie

and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,

Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,

All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe."

- Lemon Demon, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."

- Christopher Lee apparently has no love for this trope.