Soul Music (novel)/Quotes

"Words have always had the power to change the world. Be Careful What You Wish For. You never know who will be listening. Or what, for that matter."

"Miss Eulalie Butts and her colleague Miss Delcross had founded the College on the astonishing idea that, since gels had nothing much to do until someone married them, they may as well occupy themselves by learning things."

"Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book."

"Traditionally, the ways of forgetting include joining the Klatchian Foreign Legion, drinking the waters of some magical river, no one knows where it is, and imbibing vast amounts of alcohol."

"Glod knew a guitar when he saw one. They were supposed to be shaped like a woman, but this was only the case if you thought a woman had no legs, a long neck, and too many ears."

"And they were such sad, wet girls. They always let things happen to them, without making any effort. They just went around saying things like “My goodness me,” when it was obvious that any sensible human being could soon get the place properly organized."

"It didn’t have a name. Animals don’t normally bother with them. The wizard who thought he owned him called him Quoth, but that was only because he didn’t have a sense of humor and, like most people without a sense of humor, prided himself on the sense of humor he hadn’t, in fact, got."

"There is a type of girl who, while incapable of cleaning her bedroom even at knife point, will fight for the privilege of being allowed to spend the day shoveling manure in a stable."

"There was a brass plate screwed on the wall beside the door. It said: “C V Cheesewaller, DM (Unseen), B. Thau, B.F.” It was the first time Susan had ever heard metal speak."

"Colon: “What do you mean, what’s his first name?” Nobby: “What’s his first name?” Colon: “He’s Death. Death. That’s his whole name. I mean…what do you mean?…you mean like…Keith Death?”"

"The D’regs were at war with everyone, including one another, and having considerable fun because the D’reg word for “stranger” was the same as for “target”."

"“He can’t stop us. We’re on a mission from Glod.”"

"They’d assumed that insulating her from the fluffy edges of the world was the safest thing to do. In the circumstances, this was like not telling people about self-defense so that no one would ever attack them."

"The Reader had a theory that all the really good books in any building — at least, all the really funny ones — gravitate to a pile in the privy but no one ever has time to read all of them, or even knows how they came to be there. His research was causing extreme constipation and a queue outside the door every morning."

"Glod:“In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.” Buddy: “And famous." Glod: “Famous I don’t know about. It’s hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, ‘Thanks, that was great, here is some money, same time tomorrow, okay?’”"

"Ponder looked absolutely crestfallen. There are some people born with the instinctive feeling that the universe is solvable."

"Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng They Are Totallye Unable To Bee Seene! And A Longe Way Oute!"

"There is something very sad about an empty dressing room. It’s like a discarded pair of underpants, which it resembles in a number of respects. It’s seen a lot of activity. It may even have witnessed excitement and a whole gamut of human passions. And now there’s nothing much left but a faint smell."

"“Well, we think it might be able to do quite complicated math. If we can get enough bugs in it.”"

"Wizards were rumored to be wise—in fact, that’s where the word came from*."

- *From the Old wys-ars, lit: one who, at bottom, is very smart.

"Going into the Mended Drum and calling yourself Vincent the Invulnerable was clearly suicide by Ankh-Morpork standards."

"“Maybe dey don’t want der hotels redecorated. I said it was a mistake, orange curtains with yellow wallpaper.”"

"He didn’t have henchmen. Most trolls weren’t clever enough to hench."

"Proper lawn maintenance could be a real problem when things from another dimension were allowed to slither over it."

"She had a tall bearing and a tall voice and a tall manner, and was tall in every respect except height. Amazingly, she’d apparently been able to keep this a secret from people."