Doctor Voluptua

"She's a psychiatrist."

Doctor Voluptua (found here) was a very good and seriously NSFW webcomic drawn by Josh Lesnick (of Slipshine and Girly fame). It follows the adventures of Dr V as she takes on a number of bizarre cases from an equally bizarre set of patients. Cause y'see, Dr. V's not just a psychiatrist. She's a sex psychiatrist.

As with most Lesnick works, expect sexy-but-odd character designs, strange hair, wacky hijinks -- and a healthy heaping of plain ol' porn. Better Than It Sounds, but definitely not for kids.

Unfortunately, the strip suffers from "story interruptus" - it ended mid-story at strip 151.

Needs More Love.


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 * Anything That Moves: De rigueur for a porn comic, and we get to see it all, but it's also the occasion the patients have come to see the good doctor in the first place.
 * Babies Ever After: After her therapy, Jennifer loves penises so much she marries one and starts a family.
 * Barbie Doll Anatomy: Dr. V's security team is composed entirely of such men. Otherwise, resoundingly averted.
 * Battle in the Center of the Mind: During "Shot through the Heart."
 * Bilingual Bonus: "El Pecho Varonil" translates to "the manly chest."
 * Bottomless Magazines: Lampshaded in Alt Text.
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Dr. Voluptua, at least in comparison to other psychiatrists. Compared to her fellow "sexual shrinks" she might be completely normal.
 * Catch Phrase: Arguably Dr. V's "I'm a psychiatrist," which she says at the beginning of every case.
 * Hey now, don't forget "The patient is cured".
 * Chaste Hero: For all that sex is her life, we've never seen Dr. V getting it on. We don't even know if she has a boyfriend (or girlfriend, since this is a Lesnick comic).
 * Compensating for Something: Dr. Chad, a psychiatrist brought in to help a patient overcome a fear of penises. Cue Dynamic Entry in a massive SUV, guns blazing, and clad in camo with a cartridge bandolier. Actual penis size = miniscule.
 * Crazy Prepared: Whatever a case might require, Doctor Voluptua either has it in her office or it's just a phone call away.
 * Deliberately Monochrome: Of the Limited Palette variety.
 * Form-Fitting Wardrobe: Dr. V's jacket and skirt.
 * Hello, Doctor!: Wasp waist, pronounced bosom and hips, long legs -- she's got it all.
 * Hot Chick in a Badass Suit
 * Innocent Fanservice Girl: Dr. Nakedgirl. She doesn't understand why no one takes her seriously as a psychiatrist.
 * Mate or Die: Mr. Handington.
 * Magic Skirt: Nope!
 * Ms. Fanservice: The good doctor herself, of course.
 * Not So Stoic: Dr. V.
 * Panty Shot: It's a really short skirt.
 * Samus Is a Girl: The Spicy Chalupa.
 * Spirited Competitor: The Spicy Chalupa, who is bitter that no man ever gave her a real gunfight once he realized her gender.
 * Unfinished Business: Both ghosts in "Shot through the Heart." By the time it ends, he has moved on, but she hasn't.
 * Vague Age: The good doctor could be anywhere between a mature 25 and a well-preserved 45.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: "The patient is cured!" [pencil flourish]