Unfortunate Names/Quotes

""Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-McFisticuff.""

- Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

"Meg: Mr. Penisberg, I quit.

Peter: Penisberg?

Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, go on, get it out of your system..."

- Family Guy

""Overall, it's a mediocre platformer game, and a cheap exploitation of the Coppola movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-FRED FUCKS?!?!""

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, on Bram Stokers Dracula, the Dracula special

":-(

why the sad emoticon?

My name is depressing.

there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians

Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.

I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay""

- qdb.us #57881

""My name is Urblad Rotgut."

"That's your problem.""

- Warhammer Dark Omen

""There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.""

- The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

"Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name."

- Tali, Mass Effect 2

""We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is Mervin?""

- The Abbott, Robin Hood Men in Tights

""The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright.""

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, if you say Case 1-1's victim's name was "Cinder Block" by mistake

""You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?""

- HMS Pinafore

"Nick: Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "General Protection Fault", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?

Dwayne: Um... I'm not all that creative..."

- General Protection Fault, November 4, 1998