Homestesque

"What a great day to stay in a musky bedroom for hours and play video games!"

Homestesque is a forum adventure based loosely on Homestuck. It's a reader-driven D&D session based on Homestuck, and features four kids playing an MMORPG called SQuest that's a tad more realistic than they thought it would be.

Although the medium and art style mimic Homestuck, 'Stesque is pretty much entirely original in terms of characters, plot, setting and species. It takes place in the same universe as SBurb, and many of the mechanics (names on 13th birthday, captchaloguing, strife specibus systems etc) are the same. 'Stesque also incorporates a whole bunch of new laws based on D&D, though.

Now three threads long. Updates are currently stopped in favor of the making of [REDACTED], something big related to the comic.

"Last time a large group of you left that way, a younger DAMSEL nearly blurted it out in front of M'S LEFT HAND, so you can never be too careful."
 * Action Girl: Sarah Rennings.
 * Adorkable: Crystifer. The cutest massacre of the English language.
 * Ambiguous Gender: Jaime.
 * Amulet of Concentrated Awesome: Not a good thing.
 * Author Avatar: Paper Helmet turns up on the forum to capture lurkers or (occasionally) obey reader commands. It's usually not included on the mirror, though. There have also been forum parties.
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: The Mistress is introduced this way.
 * Badass in Distress: Sarah. To a lesser extent, the Resistance are either this or Badass Damsel.
 * Big Bad: The Mistress / Matriarch is this. her fault.
 * Break the Cutie: Aww,.
 * Cast of Snowflakes: Crowd scenes are fun for this very reason.
 * The Charmer: Clint to a T.
 * The Chick: Sarah starts off as this until the other Damsels are introduced.
 * Cool Shades: Dash of the Landstar Order. His name is even an anagram for "skater shades".
 * Creepy Doll: The boss of the Cave of Baby Steps.
 * Damsel Fight-and-Flight Response: Sarah. Did we mention there's a lot of Damsel tropes here?
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: regard Sarah's fight with  this.
 * Damsel in Distress / Dude in Distress: Played with by the Damsels. They are picked at random from the group when the game starts, and can be of either gender. They are supposed to sit out the game until rescued and are passed over for getting character classes and powers, but the Resistance isn't willing to just sit idly by and wait. Lastly,
 * The Dragon: "Mistress's Left Hand" Roland.
 * Fille Fatale: Sammy probably counts more as this than anything else.
 * Four-Girl Ensemble: Maya, Suou, Sammy and Kristina.
 * Hipster: Huck is of the "more obscure than thou" type. Tyler shows strong shades of this when Huck preemptively slights his taste in music, and they get into Passive-Aggressive Kombat over it.
 * Improbable Weapon User: Being of the same universe as Homestuck, not surprising. We have hatKind, bassKind, clockKind, lighterKind, blockKind, hckystckKind and oilcanKind, to name a few.
 * Subverted by Sarah. While it appears at first that she uses fistKind for incredible kung-fu skills, she actually uses clockKind to channel those same skills. It turns out she has wristwatches on every limb, allowing her to use any part of her body as a weapon. Take away her watches and she loses her martial arts...
 * Kid Hero: All playable characters.
 * Loads and Loads of Characters: The playable characters go from two, to four, to eight, to sixteen
 * Look What I Can Do Now!: The Matriarch does one of these.
 * Mary Sue / Marty Stu: Invoked, referenced, and probably on the way to being deconstructed by Sarah and Clint. After all, Sarah Rennings isn't a Mary Sue, she's a Jessica-Caitlin.
 * Parody Sue: Lampshaded for Sarah in the linked intro above. She doesn't have the standard tragic Mary Sue past. Instead, she has the awesome one. Plus, instead of overshadowing her friends, she's stuck Out of Focus, playing The Chick for most of the adventure.
 * On the other hand,
 * Mass Hypnosis: Roland, the Mistress's "left-hand man."
 * Mind Control Eyes
 * Naive Newcomer: Sarah.
 * Nice Hat: There are many.
 * Oh Crap: gets this reaction. It would be a Mass "Oh Crap" if not for mind control.
 * One of Us: PH.
 * Overly Long Name: Kristina Alyssa Regina Athena Gooseberry IV. Huck Phineas Irving Sterfing
 * Power Trio: Neil, Tyler and Andre.
 * Puzzle Boss: The doll from the Cave of Baby Steps.
 * Say Your Prayers: prays to the others after  turns up.
 * Shout-Out: Clint wants you to know that fezzes are cool.
 * Speak in Unison: The Damsels under
 * Squishy Wizard: Andre Cementi, but Reggie is so fragile that he frequently hurts his tongue just talking.
 * The Stoner: Zig-zagged by Kristina. She has a pot addiction . On the other hand, she does collect some psychedelic mushrooms when digging for later.
 * Take That: After a discussion about the secret-keeping skills of eight-year-olds in relation to secret bases:


 * Third Line, Some Waiting: The plot focuses mostly on the core three and the Damsels, but also shows a second session being started.
 * : The Matriarch.
 * Took a Level in Badass: The Matriarch.
 * Valley Girl: Sammy Copper, like, ends every sentence in a question mark? even if its like, not a question?
 * Verbal Tic: Rather than the Leet Lingo of Homestuck, Homestesque uses verbal tics and alternate spellings to represent accents.
 * Wham! Episode: comes across as this.