Watch the Paint Job/Quotes

"Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car. Flounder: Will that work? Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth."

- Animal House

"Chumchum: You'd let us ride in Sandy? Fanboy: Come on, Chumchum! We can finish our contest later! Lenny: What was your contest? Fanboy: Seeing who can step in the most gum! Boog: Uh...tell me you're not getting gum...on the carpet?

Fanboy: Nope! It's all on the seats."

- Fanboy and Chum Chum