Dead Line News/Self-Demonstrating Article

This just in! An anchor in a newsroom near you, or maybe on the scene where it's all taking place, is just now receiving a notice that something is wrong. Very wrong. Horrors! An Eldritch Abomination is attacking Our Fair City, or there's some sort of massive natural or supernatural disaster occurring, or there's some other kind of dangerous situation! Death and destruction are everywhere! And if the threat of all still doesn't seem nasty enough, then look! The anchor has just tragically suffered the very same fate they were reporting on! Oh, the Humanity!

Come to think of it... what's that noise? It almost sounds like -- AAAAAGH!

BOOM!

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