Rookie Mistake/Characters

Black

 * Dirty Communists: In the past.

Agent Black

Asphalt
 * Attention Whore: Likes all attention. Especially negative.
 * Bad Liar: He'll make up awful lies in his efforts to take blame for things.
 * Freudian Excuse
 * The Masochism Tango: All his exes were people who yelled at or hit him.
 * Mayfly-December Romance: Currently dating Harry, who has cancer.
 * May-December Romance: Asphalt is younger then all of Harry's children.
 * Taking the Heat: Will do this VERY gladly and without being asked.

BB
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed: Apparently believes this.
 * Hacker Cave: Works in one.
 * Playful Hacker

Bird
 * Berserk Button: Don't touch her head.
 * Cute and Psycho: Became this when her original love interest turned out gay.
 * Knife Nut: Brings her blades with her everywhere. Even karaoke night with her friends.
 * Older Than They Look: Recently turned 18, but due to height and slight frame, she gets mistaken for younger.
 * Wacky Marriage Proposal: Accepted the accidental proposal of someone she'd met a week prior.
 * Yandere: Bird was built on this concept.

Brandy
 * Scary Black Man

Capone

Cipher
 * Back From the Dead: Crazy logic was involved.
 * Funetik Aksent: Though not all the time, with large words, Cipher has to pause and slowly sound them out.

Delshad

Faust
 * Team Mom
 * The Shrink

Frosty
 * But Not Too Black
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: Is so androgynous many people can't tell which he is.
 * May-December Romance
 * Took a Level In Badass
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Muffins.
 * Woobie

Glyph

Henry
 * Darkskinned Blonde: Yes, it's natural. No, we don't know why.
 * Likes Older Women

Jackdaw

Jerry
 * Stalking Is Love: He got over it.

Magpie

Murphy

Natasha
 * Action Girl: Comes with being a spy, though we don't see it often.
 * Sensual Slavs

Nero
 * Meganekko
 * Sex Is Evil
 * Transparent Closet
 * Uptight Loves Wild

Oak

Sonar

Switch

Thesaurus
 * Meganekko
 * Woobie

Vodka

Zee

27 & 72
 * Creepy Twins
 * Twincest

White
Agent White

Angel
 * Hello, Nurse!

Ant

Audubon
 * Dragon Rider: Would rather like to be one.
 * Punny Name: Nickname, anyway. There are a number of spies named after birds, and Audu is a "birdwatcher."

Azrael

Benny
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Granted most of his declarations of this are in the club chat.
 * Sunglasses At Night: Originally there was no real reason for this until later his character was given photophobia.

Blanche
 * Big Breasts, Big Deal

Blank
 * Calling the Old Man Out
 * Cute Bruiser
 * Blue Eyes
 * Hair of Gold
 * Lovable Sex Maniac: In his college days.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Pie.

Cloudy
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer
 * Cloudcuckoolander
 * Mad Scientist
 * Meaningful Name
 * New Age Retro Hippie
 * Phrase Catcher: "Good talk, Cloudy."

Coolant
 * Bi the Way
 * Casual Kink
 * Safe, Sane, and Consensual
 * Ethical Slut

Cupcake
 * Latin Lover

Flora

Harrison Graham
 * Ascended Extra
 * Closet Key: Never really thought about it until Asphalt came along.
 * May-December Romance
 * You See, I'm Dying

Gary
 * Biggus Dickus: Naturally.
 * Character Development: Getting there.
 * Mary Sue
 * Parody Sue
 * Rose Haired Boy: Fake.
 * Technicolor Eyes: Fake.
 * White-Haired Pretty Boy: Also fake.

Model
 * He's Got Legs
 * The Unfavorite: A big part of his issues.

Narcissus
 * Tall, Dark and Handsome: His foremost characteristic.
 * Good Bad Girl: While this is listed as "distaff only," his attitudes towards sex are much closer to this than the Chivalrous Pervert. Gender roles. Who needs 'em.
 * Technicolor Eyes: Silver.

Orin
 * White-Haired Pretty Boy
 * Eyes of Gold
 * Facial Markings
 * An Axe to Grind

Owl
 * Informed Judaism: He doesn't practice.

Pavlov
 * Bi the Way
 * Non-Action Guy
 * The Shrink

Princess

Sara

Scamp Seamus
 * Troubling Unchildlike Behaviour
 * Eyepatch of Power

Squint
 * Mad Scientist

Teddy
 * Big Beautiful Man: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
 * Non-Action Guy: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
 * Through His Stomach: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.

Ten
 * Invisible to Gaydar

Thirteen
 * Adorkable: Arguably.
 * Biggus Dickus

Tom
 * Properly Paranoid: Well, mostly.

Watson

Grey
The Lady in Grey
 * Canon Sue: The Lady always wins. Always.
 * Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist
 * Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: Not the Lady herself, but all of her children have hippie names. The youngest is Tomorrow Cleopatra.

Anne

Arthur

Badger
 * Ambiguously Brown: Even he doesn't know what his ethnicity is.
 * The Stoic

Bladwen
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Dresses like a vampire, works as a doctor for spies.

Boddy
 * Embarrassing First Name: Francis.

Brindle

Bruce
 * Gentle Giant: Unless you deserve it.
 * Scary Black Man: Not really, but he pretends.

Cobolt/Hal
 * Ridiculously-Human Robots

Dove

Earl
 * A Spot of Tea
 * Childhood Marriage Promise: With Lucky.
 * Embarrassing First Name: Ormand.

Flood

Fredo
 * Dumb Is Good

Inch
 * Ridiculously-Human Robots

Kiwi
 * Abusive Parents
 * Happily Married
 * Ironic Nickname: Sort of. "Kiwi" is common slang for New Zealanders, but Kiwi himself is allergic to the fruit.
 * Missing Mom: Died when he was ten.
 * Parental Incest
 * Scars Are Forever: Justified, as Kiwi never received medical treatment for the burn injuries he got from his father.
 * Self-Made Orphan: His dad had it coming.

Mac

Metal and Gear
 * Not Blood Siblings: Metal found Gear in the park when she was five and took him home to be her brother. No one noticed.

Olsen
 * Author Appeal: ...His creator REALLY likes geeks.
 * Cosplay: Half his closet is costumes. The other half is geeky.
 * Geeky Turn On: Has a crush on a robot the size of an action figure.
 * Facial Markings: Has a green tattoo around his left eye.
 * Hates Being Touched: Will run out into a busy street to avoid it, or start crying.
 * Nerds Are Sexy
 * Single-Target Sexuality: Likes the 'son' of his boss. Has no other sexual preferences. At all. Ever.
 * Theme Twin Naming: His mother could never tell twins apart, so when she had twins of her own, she named them both Robert so she'd never say the wrong name.
 * Twin Switch. Did this a lot in high school with his brother.

Roman
 * Convenient Coma
 * Handsome Lech
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer
 * Loss of Identity

Scissors
 * Meganekko

Sheila
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady
 * Gender Blender Name
 * Happily Married
 * May-December Romance

Smith and Wesson
 * Jail Bait Wait: Smith and Reule probably did not do this.
 * Sibling Team
 * Theme Twin Naming: Both their nicknames and their real names.
 * Twin Switch

Spike
 * Bald of Awesome
 * Papa Wolf

Taz

Terrance

Wolf
 * Anything That Moves
 * Dead Little Sister: His older brother and father.
 * Funny Foreigner: His act.
 * Hidden Depths: Who knew!
 * Ladykiller in Love
 * Poirot Speak
 * Scars Are Forever: He may have left the one Gary gave him untreated on purpose, as a reminder.

Blue
Berry

Ceil
 * Properly Paranoid: Had his desk made bulletproof so he could work under it in safety and is constantly looking for things to defend himself against.

Cyan
 * The Shrink

Doc

Doktor
 * Herr Doktor
 * Truly Single Parent: He made the clones; even if it was for his wife.

Franz

Gumshoe

Hammerhead
 * Hard Head

Indigo
 * Technicolor Eyes: Silver.

Ink
 * Convenient Coma
 * Identity Amnesia: Was a Black agent, went into a coma, woke up and now thinks he's always been in Blue. Of course, no one has tried to set him straight

Jinx
 * The Jinx: Named for this trope.

Jonny
 * Otaku

Lapis Lazuli
 * Law of Inverse Fertility: So many kids... with so many women. Though technically Raph is a clone.
 * Papa Wolf
 * Truly Single Parent: "Donor" for Raph.
 * Team Dad

Leigh
 * Troubling Unchildlike Behaviour: Murder, arson, love of big guns and things that go boom.

Lester

Lucy
 * Blind Musician: Has been this.
 * Blind Seer: And this.
 * Handicapped Badass: Arguably.
 * Happily Married
 * Sex Is Evil
 * Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny
 * Single-Target Sexuality
 * True Love Is Exceptional: Maroon is everything Lucy didn't want in a partner.
 * You Are Worth Hell

Noodle
 * Little Miss Badass
 * Troubling Unchildlike Behaviour

Norry
 * Cloning Blues: Clone of Agent Blue made by the Doktor, raised as his son.

Rock

Raph
 * Cloning Blues: Clone of Lapis made by the Doktor, raised as his son.

Scarecrow

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Red
Brick
 * The Stoic

Carmine
 * Spicy Latina

Cerise
 * Blind Without'Em
 * Headphones Equal Isolation: Subverted, as Cerise wears headphones to actually hear at a normal level due to hypersensitive hearing.
 * Opaque Lenses: Although his eyes are visible in profile, his glasses are opaque and hide his eyes in all other views.

Ethan
 * For Science!: There's really no logic behind his Mix-and-Match Critters.
 * Mix-and-Match Critters: He makes them.

Florid Cerise Baroque, aka Caesar
 * Invisible to Gaydar
 * Everything Sounds Sexier in French
 * Gratuitous French
 * Everyone Looks Sexier If French
 * Must Have Nicotine
 * Stoic Woobie: A woobie in his own right (like most RM characters) but he definitely ain't gonna ask for anything special.
 * Author Appeal: The author loves French accents.
 * Sword Fight
 * True Neutral: Type II
 * Properly Paranoid
 * Jade-Colored Glasses
 * Meaningful Name: First and last names are from a period of French art. Middle name is French for cherry.
 * Drink Order: Wine, usually quite expensive. Very touchy about it, too.
 * Poirot Speak
 * Workaholic
 * Career Killers
 * Consummate Professional
 * Gentleman and a Scholar
 * Sharp-Dressed Man: He only wears suits, in agency colors, of course.
 * Cult: Was in a highly secretive cult at one point - currently on the run

Greg

Harold

Herring
 * Ridiculously-Human Robots: He is one.
 * Depending on the Artist: Subverted- His appearance really does change.

Lipstick
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady
 * Wholesome Crossdresser: Kind of? Not really?

Lydia

Miri

Rolo
 * Semper Fi: Honorably discharged.
 * Friendly Sniper
 * Sweet Tooth
 * Big Brother Instinct

Sangria

Strawberry
 * Anything That Moves

Vermilion
 * Irish Travellers
 * Wholesome Crossdresser

Green
Barium
 * Badass Labcoat: He is almost always in a labcoat.

Snake
 * Meaningful Name: His given name, Hebe, is a bowdlerization of the word for snake.
 * The Stoic

Yellow
Canary

Chess

Chiffon

Huang He

Icterine

Labrador

Meringue

Moron
 * Friendly Enemy: Moron would rather everyone just get along.
 * Parental Incest
 * Speech Impediment: He has a very bad lisp.
 * Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Moron has a phobia of the dark, which was gained in relation to above-mentioned incest.

Sulfur

Whey

Purple

 * Badass Crew

Amethyst
 * Cute Bruiser
 * Errol Flynn: Amy's idol.
 * Gender Blender Name: Even his boyfriend calls him Amy.
 * Ill Girl: Six years of chemotherapy does HELL on your health.
 * Momma's Boy: Big time
 * Older Than They Look: Cancer stunted his growth.
 * Sword Fight
 * "Well Done, Son" Guy: Could never please the man he thought was his father. His biological father turned out to like him better.

Fuchsia
 * Cute Mute: By choice.
 * Older Than They Look: Some kind of medical condition stunted his growth.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Causes this. With gusto.

Puce
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: To the point where the gangs in his neighborhood refuse to believe he's male, even after a few of them have seen him naked. But don't tell him that.
 * Femme Fatalons
 * Badass Long Hair

Purple
 * Eyepatch of Power: Usually covers it with his hair, though.
 * May-December Romance: Quite happy with Frosty.
 * Papa Wolf
 * Silver Fox

Brown
Amontillado

Bambi
 * Gold Digger: His mom.
 * Sick Episode: How he becomes closer to Thumper.
 * Wholesome Crossdresser

Buster
 * Buxom Is Better: lost her boyfriend to new-found bustyness.
 * Big Breasts, Big Deal
 * Convenient Miscarriage: Though it did bring her boobs with it.

Lag

Thumper
 * Dojikko
 * Magic Feather: This comes in the form of the horseshoe pendant he wears.

Sepia
 * Casual Kink: Despite the fact he's mostly attracted to men, this only shows up with women.

Xenops

Yaffingale

Zenaida

Orange
Shere Khan

Thrush
 * Iron Woobie
 * No Social Skills: Due to his horrible past.
 * Younger Than They Look: A mild example. Probably sixteen, can pass for 21.

Pinky
 * Those Two Guys

Brain
 * Those Two Guys

Civilians
Buck

Bud
 * Transparent Closet
 * Invisible to Gaydar

Cedric
 * Unlucky Childhood Friend

Dennis

Hazmat
 * Hazmat Suit: He is named for it.
 * Workaholic

Jared

Katy

Kevin
 * Cheerful Child
 * Keet

Lee

Lenassi

Mallory

Patrick

River

Sam Hopkins

Seth

Sir

Taras

Mercenaries
Schwarzwald

Calandra

Daniels

Hirose

Ikaika

Kim

Maddox

Mary and Sue
 * Twincest

Reznik

Ts'ai

Yang

Freelancers

Bill

Julie