Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate/Quotes

"I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "I Want A New Duck"

"A duck is quite a scary animal! That’s why he stopped appearing. I am just too afraid of its malicious bill and plucking."

- Raocow