Men Don't Cry/Quotes

"Panini: Chowder, are you crying? Chowder: No! Only girls cry! Men weep!"

- Chowder, "Apprentice Appreciation Day"

"Debbie: I'm sorry but I need a man, not a boy. Steve: (starts crying) A-a boy? C-could a boy produce tears this big? Huh?"

- American Dad, "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

""Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.""

- Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

""Crying never solved anything. You got to struggle. You got to keep fighting the good fight. Once you given it your all and your best wasn't good enough, then you can cry not before. A man got to earn his tears!""

- The Boss, Girls Bravo

""Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off!""

- Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi, Thumb Wars

""There's only two times a man should cry - when he loses his wallet and when he gets dumped!""

- Gentarou Kisaragi, Kamen Rider x Kamen Rider Fourze & OOO: Movie War Megamax