The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

"WARNING: DO NOT MOLEST THE BABY JESUS"

In a dystopic world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things start to get weird...

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is a short story written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in the anthology The Bizarro Starter Kit.


 * Bizarro Fiction: What was your first guess?
 * Body Horror: Oh lord yes...
 * Cloning Blues: There are no children, only adults and babies bred as designer pets.
 * Defictionalization: https://web.archive.org/web/20130915004130/http://divine-interventions.com/baby.php. See also here.
 * It Got Worse: Trust the breeder. She knows what she's talking about.
 * Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Most of the characters see nothing wrong with breeding babies as pets or using them as sex toys.
 * Oh Crap: Several moments, particularly at the very end.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old:
 * Surreal Horror: Really, just start with a default state of WTF and you should be fine.