Creature Tech

""I'm covered in demonic cat pee!""

- Dr. Ong, our hero

Creature Tech is a comic book produced by Image Comics, written by celebrated author Doug Ten Napel, that takes Rule of Symbolism to the max.

Dr. Michael Ong, former seminarian-turned-athesist-scientist, is assigned to a government warehouse in his hometown which the locals have dubbed Creature Tech. Ong's job is to categorize boxes of mysterious artifacts, as the government doesn't know what to do with the artifacts. Unfortunately, Jameson, an English ghost, is after one of the boxes, which contains the Shroud of Turin. Ong and company have to stop Jameson before he enacts his fiendish plan to resurrect a giant space eel.

Yeah.

"Dr. Ong: Jameson! Come out of that closet right now! Jameson: In this town? Are you crazy?!"
 * Affably Evil: Jameson, also Laughably Evil. What little we see of Hellcat is more subdued, but still seems fairly amiable.
 * Ambiguously Gay:

"Dr. Ong: I always feel funny drinking Kool-Aid at church functions."
 * Area 51: RTI/Creature Tech functions as this.
 * Badass Longcoat: Lampshaded by Ong's father.
 * Back From the Dead: The Shroud's ability to raise dead people and creatures becomes a driving force of the plot. Also, gets killed by a cat-monster, and his soul is briefly shown in  heaven, but he gets sent back by God because his friends on Earth need him.
 * Batman Gambit: Ong defeats Jameson because he understands that the alien symbiote is an intelligent, moral creature, and thus is able to anticipate its reactions.
 * Big Creepy-Crawlies: Blue, the giant CIA-trained mantis.
 * Bishounen: Jameson's defining feature is apparently his feminine appearance. Even though by that point he's also a zombie.
 * Book Ends: The comic begins and ends with a Splash Panel of giant eels in space.
 * Cats Are Mean: Played with. Jameson gains his powers from a cat devil, and one of those powers is the ability to turn any cat into a monster under his thrall. However, when Jameson turns Katie's cat into a monster, it eventually rebels against Jameson and dies trying to save Katie.
 * Cursed with Awesome: Ong really doesn't like having the alien symbiote attached to him. Even after discovering the superpowers that it gave him, he still intends to remove the symbiote and attach it to a dog after the whole Jameson incident blows over.
 * Deal with the Devil: Dr. Jameson trades his soul and his hand for knowledge, magic power, and a devil's hand.
 * Death From Above: Happens twice. In the opening scene, Jameson's giant space eel attractor works a little too well, causing a giant space eel to crash into his laboratory with the force of an asteroid. At the end
 * Demon Lords and Archdevils: Jameson's aformentioned deal is made with a demon named Hellcat.
 * Disabled Love Interest: Katie.
 * Disintegrator Ray: Creature Tech has a large one. It doesn't see much use because it takes a full day to charge up.
 * Extranormal Institute: RTI.
 * Flying Seafood Special
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar:

"Secretary: Fluffy's in there! Dr. Ong: *facepalm* Don't tell me... Fluffy's a cat.
 * Giant Flyer: Giant space eels.
 * Happily Adopted:
 * Hated Hometown: Dr. Ong hates Turlock, CA, because he thinks there's too many rednecks for his taste.
 * Heroic Host: The alien symbiote that serves as Ong's new heart also provides him with extra limbs and kung-fu skills, and even stranger powers when he gets angry.
 * Healing Potion: The folks at Creature Tech realize that the Shroud of Turin is the real deal when the blood on the shroud heals the injuries of anyone who touches it.
 * Horse of a Different Color: The giant space eel even has a saddle on its back.
 * If Jesus, Then Aliens: Very pointedly avoided. Mike Ong has no difficulty accepting the existence of the paranormal artifacts he's cataloging while rejecting Christianity. Even when he realizes that the Shroud of Turin is the real deal -- and that Jesus must have really been the Son of God -- it still doesn't compel him to actually convert.
 * On the other hand, Pastor Ong was driven by the strange things he studied to turn to religion, so he plays the inversion straight: If aliens, then Jesus. He also objects that the Shroud of Turin can't be what it seems, since having conclusive evidence of Jesus' divinity would deprive people of the right to choose whether to believe in Christ.
 * Michael does convert eventually, but only upon witnessing.
 * It's probably safe to say this trope drives the plot of Creature Tech.
 * Kiss of Life: A rather bizarre example with Blue. Since he's a mantis, they have to blow air into his spiracles rather than giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
 * Lampshade Hanging:

Jameson: *finding the cat* Deus ex machina!"

"[A suburban family has said grace and is beginning to eat dinner. Dad notices a cat monster looking in the window.] Father: What in the sam hell is that? Mother: Dear! Don't use that language in front of the children! [The cat monster reaches through the window and grabs the baby out of the high chair.] [There is a look of abject horror on the mother's face, then she grabs a steak knife and lunges towards the monster.] Mother: Get your hands off my baby, you son of a bitch!"
 * Literal Change of Heart: Dr. Ong gets one courtesy of an alien symbiont.
 * Mad Scientist: Dr. Jameson.
 * Mama Bear: Appears in a brief scene:

"Jameson: Danananananananana, BATCAT!"
 * Meta Guy: Jameson spends most of his non-Turlock-destroying time making Incredibly Lame Puns, Shout Outs, chewing the scenery, and hanging lampshades anywhere they'll fit.
 * Mix and Match Critter: Jameson mixes a cat and a dead bat to create:

"Jameson: He went to meat his maker."
 * Museum of the Strange and Unusual: Not Creature Tech itself, but another local tourist trap displaying (and selling) items that are alleged to be, for example, a South American mummy, Excalibur, and the face of Jesus on a cinnamon roll.
 * No Such Thing as Space Jesus:
 * Oblivious to Love: "Something about that girl..."
 * One-Scene Wonder: The Meat Man.
 * Our Ghosts Are Different: The terms of his deal with the devil specify that Jameson won't enter Hell as long as he has the demon hand given to him by Hellcat. As a result, he remains on Earth as a ghost after his body dies.
 * Our Zombies Are Different: Jameson is basically a revenant after he uses the Shroud to raise himself from the dead. He has full intelligence and mobility, but still looks partially-rotted.
 * Arguably, the Meat Man, who formed from a composite of animal meat cuts given life (and apparently sapience) by the Shroud.
 * The Place
 * Raising the Steaks: The steak is very happy to be alive and goes off to "find himself" but then gets hit by a truck. Which leads to the immortal gem:


 * Also a Big Lipped Alligator Moment, since it doesn't serve any purpose for the plot.
 * Red Right Hand: Jameson gained demon powers by trading his hand for Hellcat's. Among other things, it prevents his soul going to Hell for his sins
 * Secret Government Warehouse: Creature Tech, although it fails in the "secret" part.
 * Sort of justified. Part of Turlock's stipulations for allowing the facility to operate a nuclear power generator within city limits was that the place had to be staffed by locals.
 * Space Whale: Giant space eels. Same difference.
 * Taught by Television: The alien symbiont saves Ong's life by employing kung-fu that it learned from watching a movie. Including the cheesy dialogue.
 * You're Drinking Breast Milk: Happens to Ong at the picnic.
 * You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: