Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!/Radio

"Hamish: Help! We're trapped between floors! Help! Dougal: Hamish, you're getting hysterical. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Hamish: Well, don't just stand their applauding, do something! Dougal: All right! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Hamish: Ow! Dougal: Now, control yourself. Or next time it's the face."
 * Parodied in You'll Have Had Your Tea: The Doings Of Hamish And Dougal episode "Trapped!":