Battalion Wars

A Spin Off game of the Nintendo Wars series released on the Nintendo Gamecube. Unlike the other games in the series, this one eschews Turn Based Strategy for a Real Time Strategy/Third Person Shooter mix somewhat similar to Hogs of War. You direct your units around the battlefield, but do it from the point of view of any individual unit on the field, which you also control in battle.

The series involves a world with surprisingly trigger-happy nations. The two largest, the Western Frontier and the Tundran Territories, are in a state of cease-fire after a long war, and things seem to be heating up between them yet again. As the bullets and bombs fly, all countries involved get embroiled with the Iron Legion, the former army of Xylvania that nearly conquered the world centuries ago, is more than willing to give it another shot, and isn't about to let a little thing like being dead stop them.

A sequel, Battalion Wars II, was released on the Nintendo Wii. In BWii, the Anglo Isles, who managed to stay out of the previous conflict, invade the Sol Empire on rumors that they were building a superweapon to use against them (Given that they built the superweapon that stopped the Iron Legion, this wasn't too hard to believe). Eventually, the Frontier and Tundra get involved in the action as well.

The series provide examples of:
"Vlad: Why do you care about this trifling town? Everything of value is destroyed. No matter. Launch Acid Gas vets!"
 * Ace Pilot: Pierce
 * All Up to You: In a manner of speaking...
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: When you realize the Western Frontier CO's consider war to be just another sport and it's implied they have detailed records where kill counts are equal to touchdowns. These are also the commanders that casually suggest field exercises with live ammunition for their own soldiers. This is invoked during the first bonus mission (where you play as Tundra instead of Frontier), where Herman is even more of a General Ripper and Ivan Dra... Marshall Nova is far more noble.
 * Always Chaotic Evil: Played for laughs with Xylvania.
 * Ambition Is Eviler: is apparently due to "ambition", though outside of one line, it seems it was done more because.
 * Kaiser Vlad explicitly warned that the revival of the Iron Legion would bring "no victory, only suffering." A close study of reaction suggests this was not a deterrent, but a perk.
 * And This Is For: In the ending of the first Battalion Wars,.
 * Anti Air: AA Vets, natch; not to mention the AA Vehicle and the submarine-killing Frigate.
 * Artificial Stupidity: It may very well have been intended, but there's also the Battlestation's method of attacking the destruction objective in the last mission of Battalion Wars 2.
 * Badass Army
 * Big Damn Heroes in Battalion Wars 2 -- . In the first game's mission Black Gold,.
 * Breather Level: Black Gold in the first game.
 * Blood Knights: General Herman, Tsar Gorgi, and Governator Kommadant Ubel.
 * Boring but Practical: Manually controlling one unit and taking out threats with it then swarming with your other units sometimes works with ridiculous effectiveness.
 * Bragging Rights Reward: In the second game, getting higher ranks gives you access to unit dossiers and concept art.
 * Brawn Hilda: Major Nelly.
 * Brutal Bonus Level: Bonus Mission 3 in the first Battalion Wars, right to the point of being That One Level.
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Most of the COs.
 * Captain Ersatz: Marshall Nova is a fairly beefy guy who always has his hands taped up, and in his ascension to Leadership over the Tundran Territories, is shown holding what looks suspiciously like a Championship Belt. Given what country Tundra is the Fantasy Counterpart Culture of, fans often compare him with Ivan Drago.
 * A Commander Is You
 * The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: There's a case that helps the player in Beachhead in Battalion Wars 1; the CPU-controlled Artillery can snipe off the infantry climbing up the hilly terrain that makes seeing them difficult, from inside the fort on top of the hills. However, in Battalion Wars 2, while there is another case that involves a playable unit in the last mission, it does not help the player whatsoever: This makes no sense because, but at least.
 * Contractual Genre Blindness: Kaiser Vlad.
 * Cosmetically Different Sides: With the exception of tanks having different machine gun mountings for some factions (Frontier tanks have a top mounted gun, while Tundra tanks have 2 side mounted guns), played straight.
 * Cool Old Guy: Windsor in Battalion Wars 2.
 * Crippling Overspecialization: Somewhat averted.
 * Cutscene Incompetence: You could theoretically have your Recon and your Vets in Black Gold wait on the bridge where.
 * Cutscene Power to The Max: You know how Iron Legion has that Battlestation in the intro of the second game? Well,, they don't use it. Surprisingly, the game.
 * Death of a Thousand Cuts: Possible, but not too likely to happen.
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy: Kaiser Vlad makes it a point to avoid expecting general success from Ubel, despite having him as a personal favorite to the point of.
 * The Dragon: Ubel.
 * Dropped a Bridge On Him: One in each game, and quite literally..
 * Enemy Chatter
 * Escort Mission: Quite a few in Battalion Wars 2.
 * Everything Is an iPod In The Future The entire Solar arsenal is smooth, white, wireless-online enabled, solar-powered, and environmentally friendly -- and has been since at least the Lightning Wars
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Kaiser Vlad himself objects to reviving the Legion, on the grounds that "there would be no victory, only suffering."
 * Completely subverted, by contrast, by who only cottons to the idea more.
 * Evil Old Folks: Apparently,.
 * The Faceless: All Rifle Grunts' faces (except for their eyes) are covered with masks of some sort. The rest of the Iron Legion's infantry units (and Lord Ferrok himself), Tundran, Frontier, and Xylvanian Flame/Acid Gas Vets, and Xylvanian Bazooka and Assault Vets follow suit.
 * Averted with poor Private Hazard.
 * Fantasy Counterpart Culture
 * Five Man Band:
 * Your COs when you fight Xylvania:
 * The Hero: You
 * The Lancer: Nova
 * The Big Guy: Herman
 * The Smart Guy: Austin and Lei-Qo
 * The Chick: Betty
 * And the types of infantry, with positions up for debate:
 * The Hero: Grunts
 * The Lancer: Assault Vets
 * The Big Guy: Bazooka and Flame Vets
 * The Smart Guy: Mortar Vets
 * The Chick: Anti Air Vets
 * Fragile Speedster: Recons and Assault Vets
 * Friendly Enemy: The Frontier and Tundran COs seem pretty chummy with one another, other than Gorgi and Herman.
 * Gas Mask Mooks: Xylvanian Rifle Grunts wear gas masks and are the rank and file of Vlad's fighting forces.
 * Acid Gas Vets also. Justified, because they use poison gas as their primary weapon
 * General Failure: Ubel demonstrates precious little ability as a commanding officer. He's even implied to have sunk the pride of the Xylvanian military, the Ferrok, during a live fire mission. Kaiser Vlad seems to put up with all this because Ubel is a true patriot no matter what.
 * Genki Girl: Brigadier Betty.
 * Glass Cannon: Bazooka and Flame/Acid Gas Vets, the former against vehicles and the latter against infantry. Anti-Air Vets were this in the first game, but went from Game Breaker to seriously underpowered.
 * Gonk: General Herman
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck: Windsor's "Dash it all" in Battalion Wars 2.
 * Guide Dang It: In Battalion Wars, how to have your other units attack more actively.
 * Heel Face Turn: Tsar Gorgi.
 * He Knows About Timed Hits: This results in the hilarious impression that your character is some sort of bodyjacking ghost whom the Western Frontier have tricked into helping them and kept from leaving the battlefield using some kind of magical Invisible Wall.
 * Hero Unit: an interesting twist here
 * I Am Legion: in the first game.
 * In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You: The Tundran Territories really take this and run away with it. Their leader is an Expy of Ivan Drago.
 * Instant Win Condition: Missions in general involve this.
 * Kill Sat: The super weapon everybody's seeking in the second game.
 * Luck Based Mission: 100% Power in any mission in the second game where the final objective is to capture a facility capable of making units respawn fast.
 * In "Call Sign Eagle" of the first game, your best bet to to get all the transport ships is to slam on your thrusters at the start of the mission. The problem is your allies' spawn positions are ever so slightly random, so there is a decent chance they will spawn right in front of you.
 * The Man Behind the Man: Kaiser Vlad in both Battalion Wars games.
 * Man in A Kilt: In Battalion Wars 2, the Anglo Empire veteran soldiers all wear kilts and have fancy handlebar mustaches.
 * Medieval Stasis / Modern Stasis: Fluff from the second game reveals that a majority of the Solar Empire's military technology hasn't changed in two hundred years. On the other hand, they had futuristic laser rifles, hovering drop-ships, and a Kill Sat, all solar-powered, back when the Iron Legion's coal-fired battle-wagons were considered cutting-edge. And then you have Lei-Qo's Staff, which is revealed to be
 * Mildly Military: Standard for Nintendo Wars. Even the otherwise Only Sane Man Colonel Austin will freely admit the idea that his superior is a war hungry maniac had "crossed his mind" to the man's face (Herman clearly is, but still not professional).
 * Mighty Glacier: The Battlestation, Strato Destroyer, and Dreadnaught; in infantry-centric missions, Mortar and Bazooka Vets.
 * Mission Control: The COs.
 * No Campaign for The Wicked: Averted. In the first Battalion Wars, you could play as other countries, including Xylvania and Iron Legion, in certain bonus missions.
 * Non Entity General - Though rumors suggest that initial concept art was drawn for what would've been the Frontier player character. Featured a spiky-haired, goateed young buck named 'Sam.' Appropriate, as he looked like a young Uncle Sam.
 * Obviously Evil: Xylvania and its predecessor, the Iron Legion.
 * Overlord Jr: Ubel, the adopted son of Vlad.
 * Pet the Dog: Vlad has been shown to genuinely care about Ubel and Ingrid, claiming to have raised both.
 * Polluted Wasteland: Xylvania is revealed to be like this, due to Vlad's abuse of the environment for military resources. In fact, one of his primary reasons for expansion is to gain more resources.
 * Although, oddly enough, Old Xylvania looks just about the same in Battalion Wars 2, except everything's on fire instead of poisonous and green.
 * If you think about it, the appearance of Old Xylvania could be as it is to mirror the effects of Kaiser Vlad's actions. That is, to draw a parallel between Lord Ferrok and Vlad.
 * On the other hand, maybe Xylvania is just a perennial hellhole. Look at their people. That didn't happen to them in a generation.
 * Poor Communication Kills: The endgame could have been avoided if
 * Power Trio: in the first game:
 * Western Frontier - General Herman (Id), Colonel Austin (Ego?), Brigadier Betty (Superego)
 * Tundran Territories - Major Nelly (Ego), Tsar Gorgi, and Marshal Nova (Id/Superego interchangeably).
 * Xylvania - Kaiser Vlad (Ego), Countess Ingrid (Superego), Kommander Ubel (Id)
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: A few of the Commanding Officers are royalty, Kaiser Vlad and Empress Lei-Quo being examples.
 * Strangely, the Royalty of the Anglo Isles never appear, despite their flag being a crown.
 * Sequel Hook: Despite the sequel ending on a happy note (unlike the first game),.
 * Shades of Conflict: Several overlapping types.
 * Gray and Grey Morality: The Frontier and Tundra. Neither are purely honorable, though the Frontier is clearly better, and part of the story is that Tundra needs to reform.
 * Black and White Morality: By contrast, the Solar Empire and Xylvania. The Solar Empire is basically an idyllic Utopia, with its gorgeous tropical terrain, clean energy, futuristic technology, free consumerist culture, superior tactics, and diplomatic leadership. Heck, their leadership can literally see into the future! Xylvania, by contrast, is hellish, polluted, war-mongering, treacherous, and their leader is obsessed with their past.
 * Blue and Orange Morality: Colonel Windsor and Admiral A-Qira. Sure, they were both originally manipulated, but after awhile, it's just honor and tradition keeping them going. After A-Qira launches a campaign simply to, even Marshal Nova points out that the whole thing makes no sense.
 * Shut UP Hannibal: subverted in the sequel, as Vlad shuts himself up only a second later:


 * The Smurfette Principle: Lampshaded, as Nova's promotion of Major Nelly to commanding officer is a Really Big Deal to the traditionalist Tundrans.
 * Spiteful AI: Watch your Fighters, already Too Dumb to Live, crash into the enemy Fighters and die in the second game.
 * Super Title 64 Advance: The sequel is abbreviated as BWii.
 * Tactical Rock Paper Scissors: Hoo boy. To use Naval units as an example - Submarines giving you grief? Send in frigates. Frigates taking out your subs? Get Battleships on them. Battleships being a pain? Deploy subs.
 * This is true in Advance Wars as well, with Subs, Cruisers, and Battleships having pretty much the same relationship.
 * Tank Goodness: The Battlestation, it's the biggest and slowest ground unit, but can generally hold against whatever is thrown at it, its machine guns can rip open infantry and its big guns and turn heavy tanks into scrap with ease.
 * Tempting Fate: Vlad has a few cases of doing so, with one particularly notable instance at the end of the second game, where.
 * And at the very end of the second game, where he's
 * That Man Is Dead: "There is no, there is only Legion!"
 * The Theme Park Version: Every nation is this, with the Western Frontier as the United States, the Tundran Territories as Soviet Russia, the Solar Empire as a combination of China and Japan, the Anglo Isles as Britain, and Xylvania as WWI and WWII-era Germany... but
 * Those Wacky Nazis: While not technically Nazis, the Xylvanian commanders cover most of the character types.
 * Timed Mission: Operation POW, Striking Distance, Guns of Tiki Bay, Bridges on the River Styx, and Bonus Mission 2 in the first game; Showdown at Big Honshu, Line in the Sand, the first part of Purge, and the last part of several missions in the sequel.
 * Too Dumb to Live: Your air and sea units will not try to pick up Jerry Cans at all.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: The citizens of the Tundran Territories love turnips. The vegetable is describes as permeating every stratum of Tundran society.
 * Videogame Caring Potential: You already hate to let any of your little fellers down, and THEN they give you Private Hazard: an otherwise normal Grunt who has a name, a cute little bandage headwrap, and needs rescuing from a deadly minefield. Oh, and if you blunder his rescue, the COs ask what they should tell his mother. Sheez.
 * Video Game Flamethrowers Suck: Flame/Acid Gas/Plasma Vets are useless against vehicles.
 * Villain Exit Stage Left: Justified. The commanders use radio to communicate and can therefore run away long before they're actually in any danger. However, at the end of the first game, . In the sequel,.
 * Voice of the Legion: Countess Ingrid gets this when she resurrects the Iron Legion.
 * Wake Up Call Level: "Plan of Attack" and especially "Titans of Tundra" in the first, "Line in the Sand" in the sequel.
 * War Has Never Been So Much Fun: So, so much fun.
 * You Can't Thwart Stage One: In the sequel,.
 * You Killed My Father: throws  into the gulag for personally murdering  Not that this had any effect on the murdered man's social life, apparently...