Tertiary Sexual Characteristics/Quotes

"Wayne: So what exactly is the difference between Pac-Man and Mrs. Pac-Man? Noah: Well, she's got a bow on her head!"

- Wayne's World

"Y'see, I know it's a female dog because it has lil' pink ribbons on it's head. We wouldn't want to give the impression Marlowe is a gay, would we? Even in other dog movies we still feel the need to have that scene where the dog sees, like, a girl dog and is sexually attracted to her or somethin'. Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie?! I mean, kids have up until they're eight to start having sex, leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence for God's sake!''"

- Mr. Plinkett reviews Cop Dog

"Johnson: We believe that this crest and these markings indicate... a female."

- Press Start Adventures on Mrs. Pac-Man.

"Roy Knable: Boy, this is strange! [after being turned into cartoon mice] Helen Knable: Strange? I'm a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes. The word "strange" is somewhat lacking."

- Stay Tuned

""So! Being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, flyboy?!""

- Francis, A Bugs Life

"Edgeworth: I suppose this is the Pink Badger? But since it has the same design, doesn't it seem forced to call this one a female? Kay: You think so? I mean, just look at how long her eyelashes are! Edgeworth: That's the only difference. Kay: And the fact that she's pink. Edgeworth: Yes, and? Kay: And her lips are red! See, lipstick! Edgeworth: ....... (What? She has nothing to say avout the giant pink ribbon, or is that too obvious?)"

- Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations

"Optimus Prime:Where are we? Sari Sumdac: And who designs a robot with high heels?

Flareup: I don't know, but when I find him, ugh!"

- Transformers Animated, "Bee in the City" script-reading

"Somehow... the idea of a mouse, with lipstick and eyelashes and a dress with high-heeled shoes; a mouse, ten times bigger than the biggest rat... this idea has always made me sick!"

- Donald Darnold Duck's thought bubble, MAD parody "Mickey Rodent"

"Bob: There's a giant monster in the lake. Jean: Hah? Bob: An' I'm pretty sure it's a girl! It had eyelashes! I think only girl monsters have eyelashes. Molly (a girl monster with eyelashes): It's true!"

- The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob

""In cartoon world, girls have lips and boys don't.""

- Andrew Hussie, regarding Homestuck

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