Euphemism Buster

Someone uses a euphemism, Last-Second Word Swap or something similar, and someone else blurts out exactly what the first person meant.

It generally comes in two versions: Ditz and Intentional. Ditz version is just the person figuring it out for himself. Intentional being the euphemism is too insulting/obvious or the character simply doesn't care, and so busts the euphemism.

The euphemism may or may not be unusual. Compare and contrast Lampshaded Double Entendre, Don't Explain the Joke.

Live Action TV
"Elliot: Those gyno girls are really putting the pressure on. Who wants to look at a hundred women's bajingos today? Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo.
 * Scrubs

Carla: Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?

Elliot: Carla, there's people!"

"Narrator: And in the pouch will be... let's call it 'genetic legacy'
 * Myth Busters

Jamie: Genetic Legacy? It's sperm. Every kid in grade school knows that. Helps make babies, you know?"

"Topher: He seemed to be having a kind of...man-reaction.
 * Dollhouse

Dr. Saunders: A what?

Topher: A, you know, reaction that a man -- person might have in the...you know, the...naked part. Shower. Victor.

Dr. Saunders: Victor had an erection?

Topher: I prefer man-reaction."

"Hurley: But what about the B-O-D-Y-S?
 * In Lost this overlaps with Censorship By Spelling. Hurley doesn't want to talk about the dead in front of a kid (Walt), so he spells it out:

Michael: What are you trying to spell, man, "bodies"?

Walt: B-O-D-I-E-S."

"Warning
 * On Chappelles Show, a parody of a PBS Frontline documentary has the narrator (a white man) warn viewers:

Narrator: For viewers sensitive to issues of race, be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the "N" word.

[Beat]

Narrator: And by the "N" word, I mean Nigger.

[Beat]

Narrator: There, I said it."

"Sally: He said he wanted to sleep with me. I wanted sex, but seeing as he was tired I decided to just go home."
 * A variant from an episode of 3rd Rock From the Sun:

"Mayor: No slayer of mine is going to live in a fleabag motel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liaisons going on there.
 * An un-lampshaded version in Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Faith: Yeah, plus all the screwing."

Film
"Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
 * From Mallrats:

Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee?

Brandi: You know, being intimate.

Brodie: What? Like fucking?"

"Shenzi: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
 * Scar has to backtrack and Euphemism Bust himself in The Lion King thanks to dumb hyenas:

Scar: For the death of the king!

Banzai: What, is he sick?

Scar: No, you fool, we're going to kill him."

Web Original
"Joey: "Shut up, Tristan! You just wanna get into [my sister]'s pants!"
 * Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series:

Tristan: "No I don't. I want to have sex with her!"

Beat

Tristan: "Oooooooh, that's what you meant...!""

Western Animation
"Spongebob: Squidward! He's... he's... pushing up daisies!
 * Spongebob SquarePants

Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead."