Romantically Apocalyptic/Funny

"...oh and your drive through is broken, I had to walk in here like a common boob."
 * "Are you talking to the billboard again?" "Shut up."
 * Zee Captain trying (and failing) to convince a skeleton that the moon landing never happened. Then trying to strangle it when it insults him.
 * Zee Captain trying to get connected to the internet on a computer without a screen, causing Mr. Snippy to take a photo of his epic failure ... with a phone without a screen.
 * Considering Snippy's personality, that was probably sarcasm, but it's still totally hilarious. Especially with the smiling emoticon next to Captain's head.
 * Pilot being all serious about the flying, and then you see he's piggy-backing on Zee Captain with a little toy airplane, whilst Zee Captain bemoans his back.
 * When Zee Captain begins narrating his childhood experience, if you're looking you see he gave his can to the skeleton next to him to hold.
 * The Titanic bit. That is all.
 * The jet-powered train. You can just imagine how Mr. Snippy voice would sound on the "Dear god, we're actually moving" line.
 * The . Zee captain pretending to be the prophet Lemonade.
 * The pit of Sugary Suffering.
 * Zee Captain forgetting Mr. Snippy. It keeps cutting back to him getting more and more bored.
 * The "You call this ...?" montage.
 * "And that is how the all-mighty captain and his trusty straw "
 * The cake comic. One of the comments on it is a Call Forward.
 * Zee Captain at McDonald's.

"Do I win?"
 * Zee Captain sending the Geiger counter off the scale.

"He returned today with his ship his crew and his PANTS unaccounted for. He claims his smartbot was, his weapons officer was  and his engineer . My client pleads contemporary insanity. That's the third time this month! I'm sure it's real this time!"
 * The car art-shift.
 * Zee Captain asking Mr. Snippy about Santa.
 * Mr. Snippy NOT holding still for the  and the   lampshading that no ever does.
 * The new Mr. Snippy. Zee Captain talking to it about aliens and Santa.
 * You've been on a break for the last 392373 cycles!
 * Throwing tea always works!
 * Good luck with that one, ugly!
 * What did you do with SANTA?!
 * The trial:


 * One of the mini smartbots is scanning the guy's arse.
 * The captain simply withstanding the.
 * "My sexy followers! Look at them! They're watching my every move and judging me!"
 * "Either someone is thinking about me or the market is finally ripe for going into real estate!" Cut to them in front of a house with a 'For sale' sign.
 * The phone call.
 * Zee captain's list: Pineapple, bathtub, umbrella, new lieutenant, mustache, a song, dental floss, love, etc.
 * "I hate Mondays."
 * Zee captain buying the scooter.
 * What the  find in Mr. Snippy's pockets.
 * The purse.
 * My captain always said life is like a box of chocolates.
 * GRAVITY. WHY DO U. DISOBEY. CAPTAIN.
 * Zee captain's umbrella. Guess he found one. The comments about magic pockets, as well.
 * Pilot offering to share his chocolates with the skeleton.
 * "GWAAAH! Radioactive spiders! (To a skeleton) Run, my friend, before the consume you!"
 * This Imagine Spot.
 * Pilot being so crazy he shuts down the Eldritch Abomination. And the resulting hallucination.
 * Pilot tying balloons to seemingly everything he could find: a clock, a pair of headphones, one of the worm monsters, a pineapple ... and a boat. And then he gives the worm a name; Photoshop. He named the worm Photoshop.
 * Sandwich malfunction.
 * "I kill you in the name of DELICIOUS!"
 * CAKED!
 * "Dance with ZEE CAPTAIN?"
 * SHOOOOOOES!!!
 * Mr. Snippy being threatened/attacked by a . Yes, you read that correctly.