Kanashii no Imi

"Standard disclaimers apply: this is a lemon, and I'm not responsible if you get busted for reading it. None of the characters herein belong to me, either, so don't come after my ass. This document is best viewed under Wordpad, 640x480. It's also a darkfic, so be warned for lots of angst and other neat stuff."

- Leaf-chan. Well, he is half right.

Written by an author who called himself Leaf-chan, Kanashii no Imi is a Tenchi Muyo! fanfic in which an Original Character named Jeff is accidentally teleported into the Tenchi universe by Washu. Washu ends up deciding to keep Jeff for experiments, but allows him to go and see the other girls. There, he encounters Sasami. The situation... degenerates rapidly.

The fanfic gained rapid notoriety in the Tenchi Muyo! fanbase for its disturbing nature and its protagonist, who, in many respects, resembled a negative otaku stereotype. To this day, it is one of the most infamous fics in the fandom.

The original story has since been deleted, but you can find a complete archive of it at here. Fortunately for those of you who don't want to scream at squick, an MST exists here.

Caveat: This story is seriously NSFW. You may want to keep the Brain Bleach close at hand, but don't say we didn't warn you.

"She was in her lab as always, fiddling and diddling with this and that. Lights flickered, photons burst, people died, and stuff happened as she experimented with her latest invention, something that she termed the "Reality Distortion Transportation Thingamabob". Hours and hours passed as she worked.... and all the while, the reader was left in total boredom."
 * Accidental Pervert: After trying to evade a fight and narrowly dodging Ryo-ohki, Jeff ends up faceplanting into Ayeka's buns.
 * Awful Truth: Jeff finds himself coming to terms with.
 * Battle in the Center of the Mind: Jeff's rational mind and base mind have a discussion throughout the piece that bears shades of Good Angel, Bad Angel.
 * Beige Prose:

"[C]an I at least get to say hi to the others? You know... Ryoko, Aeka, S-Sasami, and Ryo-ohki...? Oh yeah, and Tenchi too."
 * Bittersweet Ending:
 * Break the Cutie: . Sasami
 * Broken Record: Jeff goes into something of a mental loop as he.
 * Buffy-Speak: Washu's cross-dimensional teleporter was clearly named on the fly.
 * Character Development: Jeff goes from your standard, if bias-inspired everyman to a shameless, unfeeling sociopath, step by step by step...
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: What Jeff is doing when he first appears in Washu's lab, and in the bathroom and, and.
 * Deconstructed Trope:
 * Lolicon:
 * Perverse Sexual Lust:
 * Their First Time:
 * Evil Makes You Ugly:.
 * Fan Disservice:
 * Fat Slob: Jeff.
 * Foreshadowing: Multiple instances, in varying degrees of subtlety.
 * Gone Horribly Right: Washu built a machine to summon a being from another dimension. It worked.
 * Gratuitous Japanese: Leaf-Chan translates it as "The Significance of Grief." He's one character off — it actually means "The Meaning of Sad."
 * The Grunting Orgasm: Jeff, while popping one off the wrist in the Masaki bathroom. He disguises it as having constipation.
 * Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Though not by mutual agreement...
 * Humiliation Conga: . First she ended up getting, then Jeff forced her to Then to make things absolutely wonderful,
 * I Didn't Mean to Turn You On: Sasami to Jeff.
 * It Got Worse: Jeff starts out as a normal human. Before long, he begins to have horrible thoughts. At the end of the fic, he acts on them.
 * Jumping Off the Slippery Slope: Jeff.
 * Kill the Cutie:
 * Lack of Empathy: Jeff, eventually.
 * Laughing Mad:
 * Lie Back and Think of England:
 * Lust Object:
 * Making Love in All the Wrong Places: Jeff has in the Masaki backyard.
 * Medium Awareness: Zigzagged earlier on: Jeff is quite aware that he's in a cartoon and attempts to convince the cast such, to no avail.
 * Mind Rape: Sasami's mind is completely broken after
 * Murderers Are Rapists:
 * My Friends and Zoidberg: When Jeff asks Washu if he can meet the rest of the cast.

""I—hate ...you.""
 * My God, What Have I Done?:
 * Naughty by Night:
 * Nerds Are Virgins: Jeff.
 * Oh Crap: Jeff, when he's
 * The Peeping Tom: Jeff gets a moment of this.
 * Percussive Maintenance: Washu, booting up her machine.
 * Pocket Dimension: Referenced almost by name.
 * Raging Stiffie:
 * Rape and Revenge: The former unto, the latter from the rest of the gang.
 * Rape as Drama: The middle part of the fanfic is a prolonged rape scene.
 * Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil:
 * Rape Is Love: Averted:


 * Reality Warper: Washu's Reality Distortion Transportation Thingamabob.
 * Really 700 Years Old: Sasami is apparently 808 years old.
 * Sex Changes Everything: Played for Drama.
 * Sex Equals Love: Jeff's rational mind is aware that this isn't true.
 * Shout-Out: Multiple, ranging from Title Dropping to subtle ones. In particular, a reference is made to a character in Nabokov's Lolita, and a scene is reminiscent of a similar one in "The Tell-Tale Heart".
 * The Sociopath: By the end, Jeff has become a full-blown instance.
 * Stockholm Syndrome: Averted.
 * The Stoic:

"He'd crossed the threshold, in more ways than one; beyond a physical concept, it was a blatant metaphor for what he was about to attempt..."
 * Straw Fan: Jeff, a potshot at otaku in general.
 * Subbing Versus Dubbing: Jeff ends up wishing he was in the English dub rather than the Japanese version after hearing Sasami's voice.
 * This Loser Is You: Jeff is meant to be a stock otaku analogue.
 * Tradesnark™: Inserted several times near the beginning of the fic.
 * Translation Convention: Invoked in-universe.
 * Villain Protagonist: Jeff, by the end.
 * Virginity Flag:
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic: In-Universe:


 * With Catlike Tread: Enforced via creaky floorboard, but it still succeeds.
 * Would Hit a Girl: Jeff would
 * Would Hurt a Child: jeff would
 * Word Salad Title: Both the actual title (lit. "The Meaning of Sad") and its supposed translation, "The Significance of Grief".
 * Your Mind Makes It Real: Jeff is essentially perceiving