Kyonyuu Fantasy/Characters

Lute Hende
The main protagonist of the story. Graduated dead last from the Knight Academy.


 * Accidental Pornomancer
 * Be Yourself He invokes this with just about everyone he meets, especially with women.
 * Beware of the Nice Ones Lute is usually a very calm and laid-back individual. However, even his patience has limits, such as.
 * Born Lucky It's assumed this was why Lute manages to be so successful yet otherwise seem so unimpressive to most characters. Admittedly, one of his biggest accomplishments: . Was pretty much pure luck, which even HE admits and tried to convince everyone of, because.
 * Brilliant But Lazy Graduated bottom of his class at the Knight Academy, but.
 * Camp Cook During . However, despite scoring dead last in all classes at the Knight's Academy,, so he takes on this role for them. In fact, . Either way, Lute's skills in this help start to demonstrate that maybe he isn't as useless as she first assumed.
 * Chivalrous Pervert He's very honest and straightforward with those he's around, especially the women, and yes he has an obvious thing for breasts, but he still treats them as people.
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Fearless Fool Lute is sometimes called this by those he meets. For his part, he DOES experience fear, but there are situations when others seem to think someone like him should be afraid, but he doesn't. He equates this more to him not fully realizing the severity of such situations given his laid-back nature rather than him being brave or actually fearless.
 * H-Game POV Character: Lute is an extremely positive example of a Type III A. His endings tend to end with him in Type I territory, though a few have shades of Type II A.
 * Handsome Lech He comes off as one in the anime adaptation due to most of his backstory and characterization not making it in.
 * Healing Hands Not exactly for healing of wounds, but his hands are able to . His hands also.
 * Humble Hero Through his entire story, he remains completely humble the entire time. Never once does he flaunt his rank or accomplishments in the faces of others . He even discusses this at times with others,.
 * The Pornomancer Him being the protagonist of a visual novel known as "Funbag Fantasy", it should be no surprise. Except that
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something Regardless of his rises in rank, he usually takes it upon himself to get things done, but he is also smart enough to recognize when other people would be better suited to completing certain tasks instead of him, so he will request they do so.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something Regardless of his rises in rank, he usually takes it upon himself to get things done, but he is also smart enough to recognize when other people would be better suited to completing certain tasks instead of him, so he will request they do so.

Shamsiel Sahar
A succubus demon girl that falls in love with Lute Hende.


 * Absolute Cleavage Her outfit leaves little to the imagination, but justified with her being a succubus, it makes perfect sense.
 * Berserk Button She doesn't like it when people constantly belittle or act mean toward Lute, and even offers to devour them, and . She also doesn't like it whenever.
 * Breast Expansion Happens in both the anime and the visual novel, and both times However, in the.
 * But Not Too Bi She's a succubus, so she prefers to attack men.
 * Covert Pervert Subtlety and sexuality are never mixed with her in pretty much any way. She says what she wants, when she wants it, and often times goes straight for it. However, the only actual "covert" part of this trope applies to how she tends to use her magic to conceal her presence from others and spy on them, even during their more But then...
 * Clingy Jealous Girl Surprisingly enough... or not! However, at the same time,  With that being said, there is at least  genuine instance of her showing jealousy towards . The reason for this was because Shamsiel could  However, she actually
 * Cute Monster Girl Cute? Definitely. Monster? She's a high-class demon, so she can be at times
 * Death by Sex Happens to most of her "victims".
 * Did You Just Have Sex? She calls Lute out on this a few times, usually to tease him about it, but.
 * Defeat Means Friendship
 * Even Evil Has Standards While not so much evil, she's still a member of a demonic race, but there are lines even she wouldn't cross.
 * Erotic Eating In just about every sense, but given her status as a succubus, it's no surprise.
 * Fate Worse Than Death Being a succubus, those whom she engages in intercourse with die when she "drains" them. An in-story example is what happened to.
 * Fiery Redhead Though she may not have the temper of most examples of this, anyone who knows even a little about her, knows she has a burning passionate side. She's very outgoing, she'll always speak her mind, and she could care less who knows it.
 * Gag Boobs
 * Horny Devil Make no mistake, she's a succubus. So her interests, hobbies, thoughts, and desires have one thing in common.
 * Hot Witch Being a succubus, she has an array of magical powers such as flight, being able to change weapons into carrots, able to kill human men by draining their life force, warping long distances quickly, able to lift large amounts of weight, can phase through walls and the floor, and can even become invisible to anyone she wants and control who is able to see her at will.
 * Interspecies Romance Her being a succubus, which is a class of demon, and Lute being human...
 * I Want My Beloved to Be Happy In the routes where you don't choose her, she basically ends up doing this.
 * Lingerie Scene I know what you're thinking, and it's true almost all scenes with her could count, but this is about one specific scene for her: It happens in the, when Lute first arrives to . However, it becomes this when Lute gives Shamsiel a gift he'd requested directly from the King while he had been in the capital:
 * Lovable Sex Maniac She's a su-ccu-bu-s, so of course she's this.
 * Made of Iron Not in the way of being actually durable..., but her demonic powers allow her to phase through solid objects , but apart from magic or magic objects, she is near-invulnerable to everything.
 * Matchmaker Crush In a few of the routes, she helps Lute out with his other love interests even though she loves him too.
 * Moment Killer Almost immediately after every. single. touching moment Lute has with any other girl besides her, the second he's alone she will almost always appear from nowhere to playfully tease him about what just happened. That said, she tends to use this to lead into having her own moments with him as well. In fact, she also inverts this trope sometimes for the benefit of Lute's other love interests when she uses her magic to prevent outsiders from disturbing Lute and whoever he's currently being intimate with.
 * My Sensors Indicate You Want to Tap That She can read Lute like a book, and openly teases him about it, but at the same time, he knows she has feelings for him too, which she teases him about too.
 * Our Demons Are Different She's a succubus, which according to her is near the top of the demon hierarchy. However, aside from her near-insatiable sexual hunger, she acts more humanely toward Lute than probably anyone else.
 * Perky Female Minion At times, she comes across as this to Lute.
 * Pool Scene
 * Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl Lute is definitely smart, though unskilled in most areas. Meanwhile, Shamsiel is an energetic succubus with an insatiable appetite for fun...
 * Sex Face Turn Her status before actually meeting Lute is hard to gauge. She's a succubus who at least by the start of the story, had killed several men The rest is history...
 * Single Target Sexuality After that first night with Lute, she claims that she will only ever do anything sexual with him ever. That's not to say she wouldn't use her powers on those who wronged or attempted to harm Lute, such as.
 * Stalker with a Crush Done playfully for the most part, but zigzagged since in some routes it is hinted that.
 * Stripperiffic Her outfits are this... Justified, given she's a succubus..
 * Supporting Harem Depending on which route you pick, determines her role in this to Lute.
 * Serenade Your Lover In the route, she
 * Talented Princess, Regular Guy Played with in that, she isn't explicitly a "princess", she is a very powerful succubus which according to her is near the top of their world's demon hierarchy. Lute on the other hand graduated at the very bottom of the class at the Knight Academy, and while it may have some prestige to it, he wasn't especially skilled in most areas anyway,.
 * You Taste Delicious She says this about Lute.
 * Serenade Your Lover In the route, she
 * Talented Princess, Regular Guy Played with in that, she isn't explicitly a "princess", she is a very powerful succubus which according to her is near the top of their world's demon hierarchy. Lute on the other hand graduated at the very bottom of the class at the Knight Academy, and while it may have some prestige to it, he wasn't especially skilled in most areas anyway,.
 * You Taste Delicious She says this about Lute.

Isis Petrovna Elenskaya
The top female graduate from the Royal Knight's Academy, and the number 2 graduate from the class that Lute was part of.


 * Badass in Distress She was the top female graduate from the Knight's Academy, and 2nd overall only to Motaire, her fiance. However, in her route she becomes this several times, and justified since she gets more or less thrown into a situation that leaves her quite out of her element. For starters....
 * Bathing Beauty In her own route as well as, but when it happens in her own route,.
 * Berserk Button At first it is towards Lute for, it changes to anyone trying to.
 * Bodyguard Crush In the routes, she voluntarily becomes Lute's personal bodyguard, after seeing how brilliant he actually is, especially compared to her fiance Motaire.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy Isis winds up experiencing a version of this a number of times... . Later on In the anime,
 * Cannot Spit It Out Happens to her in route when it is revealed that she cried at Lute's and  wedding.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl She has quite a few moments of this:.
 * Covert Pervert In a few of the routes where she warms up to Lute, she sometimes makes jokes to him, or misinterprets his jokes as serious and actually offers to accept his joking advances as real, only to usually withdraw bashfully the next moment.
 * Dark and Troubled Past That said,
 * Feminine Women Can Cook At the beginning of her route, . It's revealed that In time though,.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this in her route after Lute manages to
 * Ice Queen Due to some Blue Blood arrogance early on.
 * Defrosting Ice Queen {{spoiler|She thaws out considerably in her route, especially after Lute saves her life multiple times, and how not once does he do so, because he expects anything from her in return. Also due to how Lute treats her with more consideration and decency than Motaire ever did. She defrosts in a different way in the Harem Route, via seeing Lute's competence as a leader, maturity, and wisdom especially in military and political matters. By the end of Luceria or the Harem routes, she has come to greatly respect him, even becoming his personal bodyguard.
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy In the {{spoiler|Luceria route's ending}}, it is implied that {{spoiler|she had already fallen for Lute by the end, but in the actual ending, when Lute marries Luceria, it's stated that she cries throughout it.}}
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her becoming Lute's bodyguard. {{spoiler|She pulls this straight up at the end of her own route when Motaire and the Prime Minister want Lute dead. She refuses to ever leave him.}}
 * Intimate Healing Of the {{spoiler|Kiss of Life}} variation: {{spoiler|In her route, she catches a deadly fever from being exposed to the sap of the Guardian Tree, so Lute had to seek out the aid of demons to help cure her. They help him get the cure, but she was too weakened to take it on her own, so in order to give it to her, he takes it into his mouth and kisses her to give it to her.}} {{spoiler|It works!}}
 * Tsundere In her or the {{spoiler|harem}} route, she starts out flat out despising him, but through the course of the story, she eventually warms up to him, and becomes this for a little while, but then moves to openly loving him.
 * Road Trip Romance Her route is this. Combined with elements of rescue romance.
 * Rescue Sex Happens to her in a more literal sense {{spoiler|twice}} in her route. The first time was after she was {{spoiler|stung by a sexipede}}, and Lute was trying to... {{spoiler|extract the venom from her breasts to save her life.}} The second time is after she gets {{spoiler|molested by the Guardian tree's vines, and the sap makes her so aroused that she gives Lute her virginity. She is very angry immediately following both cases.}}
 * Sexless Marriage Arranged marriage to Motaire, for her part, she would be happy if {{spoiler|they could make it work, hell, she would be happy if he would only hold her}}. He on the other hand, {{spoiler|cheats on her with at least 2 other girls. She knows about them, and thought that after getting engaged, he may stop fooling around. He doesn't.}}
 * Talking in Your Sleep She does this twice in her own route. {{spoiler|First is after she gets the antidote for her fever from Lute. The way she spoke, Lute assumed she was referring to Motaire about his cheating on her. The second time came a day or so later when she had fallen asleep while keeping watch for the night, she called Lute a pervert, so he was about to prank her by splashing water onto her face, but then she thanked him in her sleep, so he let her sleep.}}
 * Talking in Bed {{spoiler|Does this with Lute after spending the afternoon "training to overcome each others' weaknesses". They talked about their training results, as well as her admiration for Gladys Wackenheim of the rebel army, her family's past and her decision to call off her arranged marriage to Motaire}}.
 * When It All Began {{spoiler|Lute reveals to Isis that he developed his large breast fetish upon meeting her, in fact it led him to asking her out many times during their training at the Royal Knight's Academy, but she turned him down every single time back then}}.
 * When It All Began {{spoiler|Lute reveals to Isis that he developed his large breast fetish upon meeting her, in fact it led him to asking her out many times during their training at the Royal Knight's Academy, but she turned him down every single time back then}}.

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Gladys Von Wackenheim
Her father was the best royal knight in the kingdom, but he defected to a rebel movement which she took over after he passed away. It's said that her skills are unmatched in both swordplay and chess. Since her father had always wanted a son, she referred to herself as such. She likes men with a sense of humor, but hates skirt-chasers.


 * Action Girlfriend To Lute. Should the situation call for it, she is second to none in swordplay..
 * Authority Equals Asskicking She took over the rebel armies after her father passed away, and is widely regarded as the best swordsman in the kingdom, if not the world.
 * Badass Damsel Zigzagged, . Later on,.
 * Benevolent Boss It's mentioned many times that her subordinates all look up to and respect her, and her actions support this such as It is also noted that
 * Berserk Button Go ahead, mock or threaten Lute in front of her. Or worse yet, try to actually kill Lute.
 * Big Sister Mentor She was this to, that is... Until . However,.
 * Bodyguard Crush Not in the same way as, because she never actually becomes his official bodyguard, but she DOES proclaim it her duty to protect him as his self-proclaimed true wife.}}
 * Brutal Honesty Once she falls for Lute, she says or does whatever she wants around him, and she doesn't care who else is around..
 * Cannot Spit It Out She admits that she had admired Lute from the start, but it isn't until he finally that she declares herself to be.
 * Chessmaster In both a literal and figurative sense. For the literal, As for figuratively,
 * Covert Pervert Initially, but after, the "covert" part goes out the window.
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Follow in My Footsteps Her father was thought to be the greatest knight of his generation,
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy
 * Iron Lady Considering how people from all sides of the political and social spectrums in their kingdom all revere her, she is definitely this.
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her becoming Lute's woman, she declares that she would make the entire world her enemy if necessary for the sake of protecting Lute.
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown Given to.
 * Off with His Head What she does to.
 * Tsundere In the routes at first, but after a few run-ins with him and following their duel, she falls in love with him.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them..
 * Engages in this in routes with her after Lute manages to.
 * Magnificent Bastard Even as the head of a rebellion against the King, all across the land, people can't help but praise her and for being such outstanding individuals, whether in swordplay,, or . Even the Prime Minister acknowledges her....
 * Stern Teacher Toward Motaire when he was a child, she taught him swordplay and chess. It actually paid off since he graduated top of his class at the Knight Academy..
 * Stripperiffic Her outfit is this, but whether she did this intentionally to help her in combat or not is anyone's guess.
 * Talking in Bed Does this the morning after she sneaks into Lute's room, and, she.
 * Underboobs Just look at her outfit, complete with Bare Your Midriff.

Roxanne De Desir
Wife of the Prefect of Boan. She likes hearing things about the capital. She dislikes cold, lonely nights in Boan.


 * Cannot Spit It Out Starts out like this due to her being married and all...
 * Covert Pervert Considering how lonely she is, and the nature of her unique, it's no wonder she.
 * Dark and Troubled Past Her family were only minor nobles, and the man who would end up becoming her husband only sought her hand out of desperation to try and attain any sort of a rise in political or economic status, but . So he forces her to . Instead, he took to.
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy Happens in the routes aside from her own and the
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her agreeing to.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this in her route after Lute manages to
 * Love Hungry Her husband, the Prefect of Boan doesn't care for her at all. She's isolated and lonely, so it's understandable that she takes to Lute so easily.
 * Put on a Bus.
 * Sexless Marriage Her marriage to the Prefect of Boan was this..
 * Talking in Bed
 * Unwitting Pawn
 * It goes, because her husband the Prefect of Boan . While on the other hand, , and at the same time, her husband
 * It goes, because her husband the Prefect of Boan . While on the other hand, , and at the same time, her husband

Lady Emeralia
The Prime Minister's closest subordinate, and private tutor to Princess Luceria.


 * All Women Are Lustful Zigzagged.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy She even tries to.
 * Cannot Spit It Out After.
 * Covert Pervert 95% of the time she has the same stoic look on her face, and in fact she hates men.
 * Deadpan Snarker See the picture of her? 95% of the time, she has that same deadpan look on her face. That said, she has no snark nor humor to go with it. She just speaks when necessary and only about what is necessary,.
 * Dark and Troubled Past Hers is perhaps the saddest of them all...
 * Does Not Like Men She openly admits this. Reason being:
 * I Just Want My Beloved to Be Happy
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them.
 * Engages in this.
 * She had been sent by to try and do this to Lute in order to, although
 * The Stoic Has a deadpan facial expression almost constantly? Check. Wears Stoic Spectacles? Check. Acts like an Emotionless Girl ? Check....
 * She had been sent by to try and do this to Lute in order to, although
 * The Stoic Has a deadpan facial expression almost constantly? Check. Wears Stoic Spectacles? Check. Acts like an Emotionless Girl ? Check....
 * The Stoic Has a deadpan facial expression almost constantly? Check. Wears Stoic Spectacles? Check. Acts like an Emotionless Girl ? Check....

Luceria von Diamante
Princess of the Edelland Kingdom. She is Prince Bobon's step-sister.


 * Badass Princess She may not be as skilled in combat, but make no mistake, she is very deadly in her own ways. Not to mention, during the route after.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness She's drop-dead gorgeous, and as sweet as can be.
 * Be a Whore to Get Your Man In her route, from her lessons in . This leads to her . Done somewhat in the, because.
 * Berserk Button
 * Cannot Spit It Out She starts out very shy and bashful around Lute., she starts being more forward with others.
 * Covert Pervert To the point that even she didn't know about it.
 * Unintentionally and unwittingly for her part..
 * Dark and Troubled Past She may a princess, but having to grow up alongside Prince Bobon must have been hell. That's not all though, because
 * I Will Protect Him Gender flipped with her.
 * Gag Boobs Each female character in the series has them..
 * Engages in this.
 * Unbeknownst to her,.
 * Royal Blood Her father is the King of Edelland. Her mother, was his . This means Luceria is.
 * Spoiled Sweet She's as nice as can be to pretty much anybody she meets. She grew up very sheltered,.
 * Took A Level In Badass In a different sort of way in Meanwhile, in the
 * Unwitting Pawn.
 * Unwitting Pawn.

King Hagel von Diamante I
The King of Edelland.


 * Big Good Is this overall in the Visual Novel and anime.
 * Genre Savvy
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure His subjects utterly adore him (for the most part).
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something

General Felzen
General of Edelland's military.


 * Benevolent Boss His troops all respect him, and for good reason.
 * Big Brother Instinct He acts like this.
 * Big Good.
 * Fiery Redhead Hot-blooded temper? Check. Outgoing attitude? Check. Red hair? Check.
 * Genre Savvy He knows from experience that the Prime Minister is not to be trusted,.
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He's brash, outspoken, and courageous. He garners great respect from his troops, and is never one to stay behind when there's a battle.

General Zant
General of Edelland.


 * Big Good
 * Genre Savvy He warns Lute about getting involved with women at the celebratory party in his honor. It is implied that he had been taken advantage of a woman before, so he spoke from experience.
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something

General Schlamm
A general of Edellbard, and was a graduate from the very first class at the Royal Knight's Academy.


 * Big Good
 * Genre Savvy
 * Old Windbag He is not very impressed with youngsters these days..
 * Parental Substitute.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something

Aristera
One of Motaire's groupies.


 * Gold Digger
 * Even Evil Has Standards She may be a gold digger, but even she refuses to let Bobon... Who was the KING at the time, touch her.
 * Fragile Speedster She and Droit aren't trained in combat at all, but they can outrun Isis, even while wearing high heels.
 * Stripperific Her outfit brings to mind belly dancers.
 * Your Cheating Heart She is one of the girls Motaire cheats on Isis with.

Droit
One of Motaire's groupies.


 * Gold Digger
 * Even Evil Has Standards She and Aristera may be gold diggers, but neither of them were willing to let Bobon, who was the newly crowned KING touch them.
 * Fragile Speedster She and Droit aren't trained in combat at all, but they can outrun Isis, even while wearing high heels.
 * Your Cheating Heart She is one of the girls Motaire cheats on Isis with.

Motaire De Platine
Top of graduate of the Royal Knight academy class that Lute was in.


 * Asshole Victim See Jerkass below and then it's doubtful he'll get any sympathy from you when he you hear he....
 * Beauty Equals Goodness Inverted. See Jerkass.
 * Berserk Button Lute's existence annoys him. Lute being a part of his class in the Knight's Academy irritates him..
 * Covert Pervert He's not very good at hiding his cheating ways since Isis knows about it, but maybe he's not trying.
 * Compensating for Something Unlike Lute, Motaire loves pointing out his accomplishments and who he is to other people, his family is responsible for inventing the bra in their world, so he's extremely wealthy....
 * Almost..
 * Entitled Bastard
 * Entitled to Have You.
 * Handsome Lech
 * Jerkass He has an enormous ego. He had graduated at the top of his class at the Knight Academy, which he loves to tell people. . This all on top of how lowly he sees and treats Lute, and.
 * Royal Blood Not royal per say, but his family invented the bra, and given how big a deal that is, it's safe to say his family will never have to worry about money}}.
 * Spoiled Brat His family invented the bra, and thus are likely among the richest people in the world at that time, so it isn't much of a surprise that he became this.
 * Teeny Weenie.
 * Took A Level In Badass He starts out as the top graduate of the Royal Knight's Academy, but.
 * Took a Level In Kindness,.
 * Unwitting Pawn To the Prime Minister.
 * Unwitting Pawn To the Prime Minister.

Prince Bobon von Diamante
Firstborn son of King Hagel I. Graduated from the Royal Knight's Academy along with Lute, Motaire, and Isis.


 * Asshole Victim Given how he treats and sees other people, along with his arrogant personality, and rude disposition, NOBODY sympathizes with him regardless of the bad that befalls him.
 * Complete Monster.
 * Death by Sex.
 * Fat Bastard He's even carrying a big lollipop to put an exclamation point on his gluttony!
 * Jerkass To the point that even most of the other villains have to grind their teeth just to put up with him..
 * Lack of Empathy Never shows an ounce of humanity to anyone.
 * Prince Charmless To the point he even resembles the Trope Namer.
 * Spanner in the Works Ironically, he becomes this to the other villains' plans, partially due to his stupidity, and because he's so arrogant he frustrates any attempt to have him follow an Evil Plan, something that drives to annoyance.
 * Teeny Weenie In route, he seizes.

Prefect Irboyne
The Prefect of Boan. He was a graduate of the Knight's Academy, and he was ranked dead-last in his class.


 * Big Bad Of the Boan arc.
 * Chessmaster He tries to be.
 * Among the reasons he never consummated his marriage to Roxanne.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He tries to revolt with Prince Bobon.

Madoise
The assistant to the Prefect of Boan.


 * Animal Motif Rodents.
 * The Dragon To the Prefect of Boan.

Wan Coan
The Steward in Vunderbalt. .


 * Butt Monkey His name gets mispronounced by everyone.
 * Do with Him as You Will.
 * Running Gag People can't seem to get his name right.
 * Running Gag People can't seem to get his name right.

Prime Minister Rubin Von Bernstein
The Prime Minister of Edelland.


 * Big Bad Is this overall in the Visual Novel and anime.
 * Genre Savvy
 * Chessmaster He manipulates people from the shadows to control the kingdom.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something He feels that his actions are what keeps the kingdom alive.

Assassins ABCDE
The Assassins hired in Vunderbalt. (A, B, and C then later D and E)


 * Asshole Victim A,B, and C were hired to kill Lute, but they just get beat up. D and E were only hired to beat him up a bit as a test. However, not only are they beaten up, but they end up being sucked dry by Shamsiel, and then tossed out the window of Lute's room... several stories up}}.
 * Butt Monkey They fail to kill Lute 3 times.
 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep" Their names are listed as literally: Assassin A, Assassin B, Assassin C, Assassin D, and Assassin E.
 * Running Gag When they try to approach Lute in his sleep, he kicks or punches them while still asleep.
 * Too Dumb To Live They fail their missions in the most spectacularly comedic and stupid ways.