Simon Sez

This is a 1999 action thriller starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook, and stars the former as Interpol agent Simon, who must go on a mission from France to stop an arms dealer and rescue a kidnapped girl, along with the help of some dancing "cyber monks". Just when you thought Double Team wasn't enough to stop Rodman, along comes this!


 * All Monks Know Kung Fu: They also know how to dance, too!
 * Dynamic Entry: Happens twice at the start of two fights against Simon.
 * Dane Cook Does Something Funny: Though Your Mileage May Vary on the funny part.
 * Large Ham: The main villain likes acting in this film.
 * Multicolored Hair: Simon once again.
 * Xtreme Kool Letterz: Its in the title.