Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami/Funny

""Yes because then where will the kiddies live?" Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!""
 * "NOOOOO! I MUST FARSTER!"
 * "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
 * There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "Few! I thought I was a boner there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
 * Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
 * "PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
 * "YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"
 * "AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
 * "Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"

""But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed Dark was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming! How could he have given himself away so easily!"
 * "You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly