The Crow/Funny

"Top Dollar: We oughtta videotape this and play it back in slow motion."
 * When Skank is the last one left alive he tells Top Dollar the events leading to T-Bird's death. Most of it sounded like he was grieving but he was talking so fast and incoherent it was hard to hear all of it aside from a few words. Top Dollar later Lampshades this:

"Albrecht: Are you gonna vanish into thin air again? Eric Draven: I thought I'd use your front door."
 * After Eric had broken into Albrecht's apartment, they are talking to themselves, before Eric goes to leave, he gives us a great gem:

"Cop #1: Got that cream stuff? I hate this, they can't even call it cream legally. Cop #2: (T-Bird drives by at full speed) What the crap? (Cop #2 takes off, spilling Cop #1's coffee down his front) Cop #1: Aaaaaaaaagh!"
 * Two cops are sitting around in their cop car:


 * Later on the same cops show up when Eric is killing gang members left and right looking for Skank. When he finally gets him and throws him out the window. He lands on their car, causing the cop who earlier got his coffee spilled on him, comes out to see Skank's corpse and repeats the words "What the crap?" in shock.