Hostile Show Takeover/Quotes

"Rotonoto: Next week this show having new name Rotonoto Atomic Gumshoe! And no Buddhist scriptwriters either!"

- Firesign Theatre, "Young Guy Motor Detective Radio Prison"

"Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!"

- Brawl in The Family

"Note to my minions: If the author complains again, lock him in the bathroom until I'm finished! Confiscate his robe so he won't crawl out the window! If you let him escape, you'll wish you'd never been born!

What? Oh, like you've never had to lock somebody in the bathroom before. You're not fooling anybody, alright? All I'm doing is holding the author hostage until I finish the Afterword. Everybody does it, okay? Nothing to see here, people. Drive on."

- L-sama, Slayers: The Ruby Eye Afterword

"Nermal's Tales of Scary Stuff

Garfield: Hey! That's my idea! Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff. I'll sue! I'll call my lawyer, I'll sue!

strike:(later)

Jon Arbuckle's Tales of Scary Stuff

Garfield: Oh, you're stealing my scary stuff idea too! Now I'm gonna sue you too! You and Nermal both! And I'm gonna sue the guy who produces this show for giving me such a lousy part in this episode! A-and I'm gonna sue Odie and, and also the Buddy Bears and, ah--!"

- Garfield and Friends, "Change of Mind"

"Waluigi: WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THIS COMIC IS FUNNY AGAIN."

- Brawl in The Family