A Degree in Useless/Quotes

"Question: What is the first thing an arts major asks when he leaves university? Answer: Would you like fries with that?"

- The current incarnation of a very, very, very old joke.

"Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery/

Unless their only other choice were something like Art History/

A BA in Communications guarantees that you'll achieve/

A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave."

- Xkcd #1052, "Every Major's Terrible"