Better Off Dead/Quotes

"Lane: Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime.  Two dollars. Lane:  My mom's not home.  She had to take my brother to the hospital.  My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out.  She hijacked a busload full of... penguins.  It's sort of a family crisis.  Bye!   [slams the door shut]"

"Charles: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

"Charles: How are we going to get real drugs in this town? We can't even get cable!"

"Charles: Suicide is never the answer, little trouper."

"Charles: And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!"

"Charles: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.  I know high school girls."

"Lane: Gee, Ricky, I'm real sorry your mom blew up."

"Charles: Go downhill, very fast. If anything gets in your way, turn!"

"Monique: Go downhill, very fast. If anything gets in your way, turn!"