Princess Ben



"My gown suited me as well as I could ever hopem thought I could not but envy the young ladies who would attract the honest compliments of the night. My bodice did not plunge as dramatically as some, and no man-no man I would ever want to meet surely-could fit his hands around my waist. But the gown had the simple elegance for which Queen Sophia's dressmaker so reknowned, and what I lacked in beauty, I would simply have to earn with charm."

"Benevolence is not your typical princess and Princess Ben is certainly not your typical fairy tale. With her parents lost to unknown assassins, Princess Ben ends up under the thumb of the conniving Queen Sophia, who is intent on marrying her off to the first available “specimen of imbecilic manhood.” Starved and miserable, locked in the castle’s highest tower, Ben stumbles upon a mysterious enchanted room. So begins her secret education in the magical arts: mastering an obstinate flying broomstick, furtively emptying the castle pantries, setting her hair on fire . . . But Ben’s private adventures are soon overwhelmed by a mortal threat facing the castle and indeed the entire country. Can Princess Ben save her kingdom from annihilation and herself from permanent enslavement?"

"Princess Ben is the third book by Catherine Gilbert Murdock and was released in 2008. She is not kidding when states this is 'not your typical fairy tale''. It has all the usual elements (princesses, cells in towers, magic, evil stepmothers, balls etc) which are both Deconstructed and Reconstructed by the end. Have fun spotting the references to classic tales."

Princess Ben has the following tropes
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 * Affably Evil: King Renaldo, the kind of Drachensbett, is impeccably polite.
 * All Myths Are True: Legends has it that mages built the Chateau de Montagne. They did.
 * Badass Grandpa: Ben's own grandfather, a warrior king and the reason Drachensbett hasn't bothered Montagne for thirty years.
 * diving on a platoon of archers and throwing fire/wind spells can't be anything but badass.
 * and if that's not good enough
 * Batman Gambit:
 * Battle Butler: Hildebert, Ben's personal attendant, who goes with her into the mountains to protect her from bears.
 * Be Careful What You Wish For: Ben wanted a humble life of annymous service in another country and and lo and behold she became a kitchen slave named "Piglet" for an enemy nation.
 * Berserk Button: Mentioning that Sophia has failed to give birth in her earshot. She lashed Ben for it.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Subverted. Ben notes that Prince Florian is a handesome young man but his sneer negates it..
 * Big Bad: King Renaldo  tries to take over Montagne.
 * Brought Down to Normal: Ben breaks her arm at one point, which means she can't move the fingers on that hand, which means she can't use her spells.
 * Call to Agriculture:  Though he was already halfway there to begin with.
 * Captain Obvious: The magic mirror in the wizard room can only interact with someone to confirm what they already said. It gets boring being this trope.
 * The Chains of Commanding: The cause of Ben's misery in the first act is 'acting like a princess should' and in the second act its 'marrying for the country's benefit'.
 * Later she finds Florian has the same burden.
 * Death Seeker: Downplayed but still there when Ben discovers the secret room. She thinks she has nothing to lose even if there's nothing beyond the illusion but a steep drop. "What had I to lose? Woul would miss me should this end in tragedy?"
 * Deceased Parents Are the Best: Ben has the ideal parents, in the first chapter.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: Sophia replaces the entire dinning staff because one of them slipped the half-starved princess a rasin roll.
 * Dying Moment of Awesome: lampshaded by King Renaldo "Would that he never died." wept the king, "But if he must, he should die so nobly.
 * Embarrassing Nickname:
 * Ben is called "Piglet" for her chubbiness.
 * Florian is called "Prince Chamber Pot" because a dragon  pooped on him.
 * his Mom called him "Florrie" but he liked that one.
 * Enemy Chatter: Guards and their debate over the qualifies of different varieties of apples. Their king takes them as seriously as warfare or politics.
 * Evil Plan: The events of the novel are set in motion by the death of Ben's parents and the plot is driven by Drachensbett's attempts at taking over Montagne.
 * Evil Stepmother: Sophia's 'noose' on Ben. Let's make a list
 * forbidding her friends from visiting
 * keeping her half-starved
 * locking her in a tower
 * lashing on her hands for speaking out
 * Gender Blender Name: Benevolence, "Ben" for short.
 * Happily Married: Though Ben points out  that no marriage is "Happily Ever After" there are still "moments of bliss" and "long spans of satisfied companionship" and true love.
 * Ben's parents, Walter and Pence
 * Heel Realization: While not a villain Ben realizes that the greatest threat to her country is not a foreign nation but her own immaturity.
 * The High Queen:  Its downplayed; she never reigns with the full authority of this trope but
 * Iron Lady: Sophia, cold and aggressive and stoic
 * Kansas City Shuffle:  She tricked her mark into calling her bluff.
 * The Magic Comes Back: At one point in Montagne's history there were mages. For some reason they stopped reading the book for ages. All Ben needed to do was start reading it.
 * Marry for Love: The only reason Ben decides she would marry. "When very old and in my twenties".
 * Later she discovers that Florian has the same ideals
 * Meaningful Name: "Benvolence" Averted at first but she grows into it.
 * The Mentor:  who teaches Ben important skills and praises her when she steps up to the challenge.
 * Modest Royalty: Ben was much happier living above a barracks and wearing rough clothing than living in the princess suite and wearing silk gowns.
 * Not So Different: Several characters note that Ben resembles Sophia when she's serious.
 * Passing the Torch: sequesters herself with the crew building "Fredinand's Wall" at the pass Drachensbett planned to use to invade Montagne. Thus, intentionally or not, leaving the day-to-day running of
 * Proper Lady: Ben describes her mother as a paragon of what a proper lady should be.
 * Ben's character development is to be more like this and less like a Spoiled Brat.
 * Prophecy Twist: A fortune was told of Florian that he would awaken a princess and win her hand. He thinks this is a Sleeping Beauty thing.
 * Oblivious Mockery: Prince Florian mocks Ben in the camp of his soldiers, unaware that that the princess herself is hiding in their midst.
 * He later inverts it by praising "Ben the shepherd" as resembling "Princess Benevolence" but more clever and more interesting.
 * The Reason You Suck Speech: The Drachensbett ambassador gives one about Ben.
 * Red Baron: Ben's grandfather is known as 'The Badger'
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: The title of 'commander' is just as important as 'king/prince' in Montagne because its frequently threatened by its neighbors.
 * Ben, after much character development, doubles as a healer for the castle and countryside.
 * Royal We: Sophia always speaks like this and drives Ben nuts that the queen thinks she can speak for everyone, especially her.
 * I Shall Taunt You:  to a dragon!
 * She Cleans Up Nicely: Deconstructed. Getting ready for the winter ball is a painful affair for Ben with corsets wig fitting and all manner of Fashion is Pain tropes. She thinks she looks ridiculous. It even has the 'grand entrance on a staircase' but Ben is only happy to reach the bottom without tripping.
 * Shout Out: Murdock must have had a list of fairy tales she wanted to twist to her own prupose.
 * To rumplsktlin, Sophia's grandmother is said to have spun straw into gold and made a tapestery that Sophia brings to Montagne
 * Ben briefly considers scaling her cell with Rapunzel's hair before dismissing it as absurd.
 * Baron Edwig claims a pea under his mattress bruised him.
 * From Florian's point of of view, Ben's flight from the castle sounds like Sleeping Beauty: A witch casting a sleep spell on a princess before escaping; the princess can only be awakened by a kiss from a prince. In reality the 'sleeping princess' was a magic clone Ben created to hold others attention while she studied, and instead of leading to a happily ever after, Ben fears that her connection to double would fade and it will become the new princess,
 * A farm boy thinks Ben's melted glass "gems" are magic beans.
 * The Frog Prince, but in this case the princess would rather keep him in a box and poke him with a stick than kiss him.
 * Saint George and the Dragon
 * Slap Slap Kiss:
 * So Proud of You:
 * Stop Helping Me: Not quite but the idea is there.
 * A farm boy thinks Ben's melted glass "gems" are magic beans.
 * The Frog Prince, but in this case the princess would rather keep him in a box and poke him with a stick than kiss him.
 * Saint George and the Dragon
 * Slap Slap Kiss:
 * So Proud of You:
 * Stop Helping Me: Not quite but the idea is there.


 * Spell Book: Found in a hidden room, Ben uses it to learn the gestures, words and otherwise mechanics of magic.
 * Spoiled Brat: While she has an excuse at the very beginning (i.e. emotional turmoil over her parrent's deaths) she acts entitled and throws an occasional tantrum.
 * Silk Hiding Steel: Invoked but then defied. Ben knows about these kinds of women and wants to emulate them but has no idea how. Later she stumbles upon 'abject passivity' which frustrates Sophia into drinking.
 * In fact, a major theme of the story is 'fighting one's enemies with courtesy' and wielding power over them from a weaker position.
 * Sword and Sorcerer:
 * Traumatic Haircut: Ben's hair is cut short for a ball, abrutly and forcefully by a servant. For extra points, it was so a wig would fit better.
 * True Loves Kiss: Florian thinks this is in cards for him, Sleeping Beauty style.
 * Tsundere: Ben is a Type B post Character Development. She's able to maintain her kind and polite lady like demeanor around everyone except Florian.
 * Wise Prince: Ben initially pegs Florian for an Evil Prince but, after spending time with him in a camp, she grudgingly admits he's more this trope considering his care for his soldiers and fond memories of his mother.
 * Yandere: Apparently this is the case for  who Ben suspects