Moonlighting/Funny

"Maddy: "We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose." Matre'D: "A mole on his nose?" David: "A mole on his nose." Matre'D: "What kind of clothes?" Maddy: (to David) "What kind of clothes..?" David: (to Matre'D) "What kind of clothes do you suppose?" Matre'D: "What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?" David: "Did I bother to mention, did I happen to disclose, that this man that we seek with the mole on his nose?/ I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else except he's Chinese, a big clue in itself." Maddy: "How do you do that?" David: "You gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss."
 * "Addison, my God!" "Isn't that redundant?"
 * "That man belongs in a pound..." "Pound of what?" *Maddie-glare*
 * "You're a wanton woman! A woman who's wantin'!"
 * The Dr. Seuss bit:

Matre'D: "I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, that I have not seen anyone at all of that sort./

Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose./

SO...get away from this door and get out of this place/

Or I'll have to hurt you...put my foot in your face."

Maddy: "Oh..!"

David: "Oh..!"

Maddy: "Time to go!"

David: "Time to go!" *hasty exit*"

"David-as-Petruchio (to a buxom village girl): "ZOUNDS! What MOUNDS!""
 * David-as-Petruchio in "Atomic Shakespeare," particularly his first line: