Jewish Mother/Quotes

"Once at a dinner party, I listened to an Indian (from India, not Arizona) telling funny stories about his mother. I listened with interest for he looked thoroughly Indian, and finally I could no longer resist. I asked in mock amazement, "Is your mother Jewish?" He looked at me quite calmly and said, "My friend, all mothers are Jewish.""

- Isaac Asimov

"Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't mind me. I'll just sit here in the dark and suffer."