That's Gotta Hurt/Quotes

"Green alien: The planet in question has developed intelligent life, the intelligent life has developed radio, and their radio waves are dominated by desperate calls for help. Red alien: Help with what? Mathematics? Fusion power? Green alien: A comet will shortly intersect a point along that planet's orbit, and it will do so at a time when said planet will be occupying the same point. Red alien: It's nice to see they've moved beyond the point where they need help with math."

- Schlock Mercenary, December 10, 2018