A Very Potter Musical/Awesome

A Very Potter Musical

 * Hermione's jellylegs jinx, making Draco apologize for everything he just said.
 * Telling off Ron and Draco at the Yule Ball.
 * Cedric: "Okay, have the punch!" Harry really had that coming.
 * Neville: "Expelliarmus!"
 * "I am about to betray someone, right now!"
 * Molly showing up just to do her CMOA from the books, complete with "bitch."
 * The Rousing Speech song "Voldemort is Going Down."
 * "Yeah, and that's why you're such a piece of shit".

A Very Potter Sequel
"Harry: For 11 years I was a little douche bag locked up under some stairs. But this year? I found out I'm a wizard, and I'm famous. I can fly and turn invisible, and I just traveled the FUCK back in time! So fuck you Draco, how's that for a happy thought?"
 * The introduction to "No Way."

"Umbridge: That's bullshit Snape! You can't Disapparate inside of Hogwarts! Right?
 * Lupin's introduction saving Harry from a Death Eater. "Take that, you bastard ass!"
 * Hermione's I Want Song, "The Coolest Girl."
 * All of the opening scene. "It's Not Over Yet" continues the grand tradition of Villain Songs being the best. In particular the moment when he pulls out the time turner; just listen to the pop from the audience as they realize what the sequel's story is going to be.
 * Hermione whips out the jellylegs jinx again, this time on Lucius as he's stealing Harry's Firebolt.
 * Ron's poop-nose maneuver on Malfoy. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Funny.
 * Umbridge has a pretty epic moment when she high-kicks Hermione right in the face. Kick the Dog moment? Undoubtedly. Totally awesome? YES.

Dumbledore, Off-stage: Right!

Umbridge: Right!!"


 * The entire fight between . Especially "SILENCE!"