CSI: Death by Chocolate

Ten years after the events of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, tragedy strikes just before the first Willy Wonka Candy Emporium in twenty years is about to open in Las Vegas. Someone has murdered 22-year old Charlie Bucket and dumped his body out in the desert, and it is up to the Las Vegas CSI team to figure out who could have killed him and why. Naturally, things aren't so cut and dried, especially as the team explores further into Mr. Wonka's magical world.

This fanwork contains examples of:

 * Actor Allusion: Wonka is amused to note that people mistake him for Johnny Depp all the time. He doesn't see the resemblance.
 * Crack Fic: ...yeah.
 * Crowd Song: The Oompa Loompas.
 * Distant Finale: The story serves as this to Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, though it's a Deadly Distant Finale for Charlie.
 * Everything's Better With Chocolate: Catherine Willows gets it. Greg Sanders gets it. Gil Grissom does not.
 * Fur and Loathing: Played with.
 * Genius Ditz: Willy Wonka.
 * Grissom One Liner: Natch.
 * Head-Tiltingly Kinky: Greg Sanders meets Violet Beauregard, now a contortionist with the Cirque du Soleil. She is combing her hair. With her feet. From behind.
 * Hollywood Nerd: The CSI team.
 * Insufferable Genius: Mike Teavee.
 * The Lab Rat: Greg, though he is given the opportunity to do some investigation on his own when Gil and Catherine are off trying to interview Wonka.
 * Level Ate: The chocolate room.
 * Logic Bomb: Grissom, trying desperately to make the fanciful stuff he encounters jibe with how he knows the world works.
 * Magic Versus Science: Trying to analyze a piece of Wonka candy in the mass spectrometer has spectacular results. Walkie-talkies don't work within the Wonka Emporium. Cell phones don't work inside the Chocolate Factory.
 * Man Child: Willy Wonka.
 * My Card
 * Rich Bitch: Veruca Salt,
 * Rubber Man: Mike Teavee.
 * Spit Take: Catherine tells Gil about the Chocolate Room. Gil is eating tomato soup at the time.
 * Tear Jerker: Wonka's reaction to learning that his apprentice is dead.
 * Viva Las Vegas
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Violet. And blue skin, apparently.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Violet. And blue skin, apparently.