Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny/Quotes

"Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan, All came out of nowhere lightning-fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe."

- Lemon Demon, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

"This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"

- Chorus from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

"George Foreman: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Muhammad Ali fought a hundred-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I believe the entire Earth was destroyed. Rich Little Impersonating Howard Cosell: Interesting if true."

- Futurama

"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."

- Christopher Lee apparently has no love for this trope.