Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious

"Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!""

Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious is a bizarre Twilight fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Unlike the usual Comics Nix story, Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious lacks the horrific graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby store clothing run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a deal with the devil to gain incredible powers. All hell literally breaks loose.

From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's a dramatic reading.


 * Abnormal Ammo: The mech that fires "sword bullets".
 * Action Girl: Bella
 * Attempted Rape: The pirates reason for fighting with Bella is because they want to "fuck her while the baby is inside".
 * Cannibal Clan: The ninjas.
 * Choice of Two Weapons: Bella's primary weapons in this fic are shurikens and a sword, although she didn't necessarily pick these as her weapons; they're just what she happened to pick up.
 * Crack Fic
 * Crossover: Twilight with Clash of the Titans or simply Greek Mythology.
 * Deal with the Devil
 * Dual-Wielding: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
 * Duel to the Death: Bella vs ...although.
 * Falling Chandelier of Doom: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story.
 * Hot Chick with a Sword: Bella.
 * Humongous Mecha:  uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja: Again, the ninjas.
 * Instant Plunder, Just Add Pirates: They're here too.
 * Just Eat Him: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
 * Never Bring a Knife to A Fist Fight: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero:.
 * OOC
 * Only a Flesh Wound: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and her unborn baby was somehow unharmed.
 * Pre-Asskicking Mutter: "Yes !" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
 * Pregnant Badass: Bella.
 * Sequel Hook
 * Swallowed Whole: As stated above with the Kraken.
 * Troll Fic
 * Unexplained Recovery:.
 * Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?
 * Womb Level: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.
 * Womb Level: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.