The Ace/Quotes

""Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he started worshipping me!""

- Lord Flashheart, Blackadder

"Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad guys with swords Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali!"

- Aladdin, "Prince Ali"

"Tycho: "I've been reviewing engineering records and damage statistics." Wes: "While we've been maneuvering?" Tycho "Restraining myself so you could keep up with me left me plenty of time for intellectual pursuits. I also composed a symphony and drafted a plan to bring peace to the galaxy.""

- Starfighters of Adumar

"Nazi: Ah, "Ace" Rimmer. Might one inquire how you escaped your bonds? "Ace" Rimmer (what a guy!)" Just had to dislocate both shoulders, pop them behind my ears, and slip between the ropes. Of course, it's going to take major orthopedic surgery to put them back, but rest assured: That won't stop me from rescuing the princess."

- Red Dwarf

""I am the strongest of the Guys! I RUN AWAY THE MOST!""

- Proton Jon, The Runaway Guys

"Morgan: Man, you ever have someone show up in your life, just make you look so damn small. Chuck: Yeah, the... Look, there's always gonna be someone that's cooler or better looking or more athletic than us, but there's one thing we have that they don't. Morgan: Well, I got a beard."

- Chuck

""I am very smart. Top of my class at med school, full honors, and a chance at any hospital on the planet. "Gifted" is the term. I do not tell you this to impress you; I tell you so that when I say that my little sister makes me look like an idiot child, you understand my full meaning. River...was a gift. There was nothing--dancing, art, math--that didn't come to her as easily as breathing does to us.""

- Simon Tam, Firefly

""How can someone like this even exist? Ain't this against the rules or something?""

- Dallas Genoard's opinion on the existence of Claire Stanfield, Baccano!

"Now, many and diverse were the magic virtues that were in Cuchulain that were in no one else in his day. Excellence of form, excellence of shape, excellence of build, excellence in swimming, excellence in horsemanship, excellence in chess and in draughts, excellence in battle, excellence in contest, excellence in single combat, excellence in reckoning, excellence in speech, excellence in counsel, excellence in bearing, excellence in laying waste and in plundering from the neighbouring border."

- Táin Bó Cúailnge