In the Heights/Funny

""Usnavi! That's what we'll call the baby!" "It really said, but hey.""
 * The origin of Usnavi's name.

""I'm the #1 earner, the fastest learner, my boss can't keep me on the damn back burner!" "Yes he can!""
 * "How do you get this gold shit off?! D:"
 * Usnavi at the club. Let's just say when he says he doesn't get out much...it shows.
 * "She was my babysitter first!", "Does your cousin dance?" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera", and many other lines by Sonny.

""You must be thinkin' "I'm up shit's creek I never been north of ninety- sixth street!" Well you must take the A Train Even farther than Harlem To northern Manhattan and maintain Get off at 181st, and take the escalator I hope you're writing this Down, I'm gonna test ya later""
 * Usnavi in "In The Heights" when he gives directions on how to get to Washington Heights, especially when Lin-Manuel Miranda directs the "test ya later" line at an audience member


 * Several lines in "96,000," especially "Yo yo yo yo yo: I'm sorry, is that an answer? Shut up, go home, and pull your damn pants up!"