Horrible Histories (2009 TV series)/Quotes

"Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Dingy Castles, Daring Knights! Horrors that defy description, Cut-Throat Celts or Cruel Egyptians Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes, Punishments from ancient times! Romans, Rotten, Rank and Ruthless! Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Toothless! Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages, Mean and Miserable Middle Ages! Gory stories we do that, And your host, a talking rat! The past is no longer a mystery, Welcome to Horrible Histories!"

"Tall tales, tragic acts We gave you all the fearsome facts The ugly truth, no glam or glitz We showed you all the juicy bits Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel Stuff they don't teach you at school The past is no longer a mystery Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories!"

- Expository Theme Tune of the BBC adaptation.