Famous Last Words/Web Comics

Famous Last Words in Web Comics.

""AH OH WAH GAI AI MO! ... Oh ma gaw ...""
 * Abe Kroenen
 * "...I am slain." -
 * Awkward Zombie
 * "That means we can go back to all being friends again, right?".
 * Bob and George
 * "I will not die like this... I will not be squashed like a fucking bug by a goddamn space rock! I WILL NOT!"
 * Cuanta Vida
 * "A bit, yeah."
 * "You're here to get revenge, then?" (Bleu: I was) "Was?"
 * "Look, I appreciate th' concern, but you don't need to be here. Medic'll take care of me."
 * "Spy, give me zhe needle. You're acting crazy."
 * "How many people have you killed 'oday? 'oo many, right? Why add another? Ignore the Scout."
 * Darths and Droids
 * "Ooooh, yeah, that's even better." -
 * "Quick, what are some good last words?" -
 * Digger
 * "Has a name! NAME! IS! "
 * Dominic Deegan
 * Stay back, Lord Siegfried! I am a great sorceress, and you'll never take me alive!
 * "We are the advanced senior mages, taught by Miranda Deegan herself! We can stop this lunatic and save the school... or we can cower like helpless kittens..."
 * "The only help you're getting from me is... an ass... kicking... fag..."
 * "I'm... sorry if I w-was rash, earlier... farewell, Dominic Deegan... I... hope you... you do not... forget me..."
 * "Do not think about trying to save me. We had less than five minutes to save you. It took four. You were saved by the love of those around you... love that you forged out of loyalty and compassion. And... you were saved by my love... for you... one whom I... would call... my brother.
 * The Dreamer
 * "Fred...? Go back out there and defend your country, son. There's n-nothing you can do for me here..."
 * Drowtales
 * "I choose to see you die by my sword, Demon! We-"
 * "It is not so hard after all..."
 * "This is a nightmare! Look! The streets are empty! Everybody is gone. It has to be a nightmare!"
 * "Don't... touch... me!"
 * "I'm... n-no-t..."
 * "Heh, that's funny. I'm not even afraid to die anymore. Yes. Go ahead, Mother. Do what you do best. Do the only thing you know." (last thoughts)
 * "Greetings Ky'ovarde. Are you interested in learning a few secrets? Without my help, you have no chance of winning this war."
 * "I'm sorry. Farewell... my... friend."
 * Eight Bit Theater
 * "Can't you tell? I'm looking forward to my demise. And freedom."
 * "I don't know what that means. Ghkt."
 * "My only regret is that I didn't hate you more."
 * "But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet."
 * "O.J., Purple Stuff, my brutally murdered wife--"
 * "Carry the infinity... aww, man."
 * El Goonish Shive
 * "COME WITH ME."
 * Erfworld
 * "I can taste keylime pie."
 * "Dora... We have done... our Duty! Eyaaaaagh!"
 * "Beast! You treacherous..."
 * "For my Lord... !"
 * "You are not following the Titans, Ansom. Only a clever witch. This is goodbye."
 * "Thhhink it won't be a problem."
 * "Why? Is it Glorious, Titans? Is there Glory in just walking to the slaughterhouse after all?"
 * "It's your final curtain call, Hat Magician. Only one thing to do... Pop a cap!"
 * Errant Story
 * "Taking out the feeble, old human woman isn't quite as easy as you expected, eh? And the effects of that device you used shouldn't last for too much longer, either."
 * "Let 'em go, you bitchy little overpowered sad sack!"
 * "I only wanted to help..."
 * "While I might not be quite as adept in combat as Anita is ... please do give me some credit."
 * "HAH! Oh, I am going to miss you, bitch!"
 * Girl Genius
 * "We love you! Now run! she gets better.
 * "I'm serious! ... Oh!"
 * "But then... what am I? But-" as she's shut down.
 * "Please- help me!", before Lucrezia causes her to suffocate by ordering her to die.
 * "A Heterodyne girl. Heh. An ordinary guy like me... never had a chance..."
 * "You dare to strike my royal personage?! I'll have every member of your crew flayed alive!" before he gets "flying lessons" out of the airship.
 * "Eat nails, cow. Anyone who goes in there dies."
 * "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
 * Gnoph
 * "I'm sorry."
 * "We'll be finally free of you lobotomizing bastards. I can see it!"
 * Goblins
 * "What the f..."
 * "It's an adventurer! RUN!"
 * "You're still just a goblin. And I'm still "
 * I'u kiu you!
 * "I...I'm...I'm sorry. I tried not to...not to scream....
 * "I... told ya. I... do...
 * "Okay, your tail is adorable and hawt, but useless in combat. I'm still gonna kill-"
 * "Don't look at me like that, you can still kill him after we...eh?"
 * And some funnier ones:
 * "And now I'm at - hit points. This totally su..."
 * "Well, that would put my hit points way past negative."
 * Gunshow
 * "You must have an 'axe' to grind with me, huh!!"
 * Homestuck
 * "I gotta go! Gonna blast off to the seventh gate. And, uh, win this game I guess."
 * "Sollux?"
 * "This is bad, I have to get her in quick! Got to go!"
 * "Yes, that is my decision. Vriska, please put me to sleep!"
 * "KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME K8LL M8 K8LL M8 K8LL M8 K8LL M8 K8LL M8 K8LL M8"
 * "Ok, then. Here I come."
 * "No, wait... That looks stupid. Oh well."
 * "That's it. This makes me sad,, but now we have to stop you. We can't let you find Jack and risk you leading him to us."
 * "What? The volume of your voice keeps fluctuating..."
 * "Heheh, okay. I'll shut up now."
 * "Just flip the fucking coin, Neophyte."
 * "It's like- Hey! ...Karkat?"
 * "What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades."
 * "S u c k e r s."
 * "Aw fuck who am I kidding magic is fake as shit. I failed you, . I failed you."
 * "Eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaauuuuuuuurrrrrrrruuuuuuuueeeeeeeegggggggghhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,."
 * In Wily's Defense
 * "Oh, man, there goes my chances of making the Top 40 on the rap charts..."
 * "...well...crap..."
 * "You feel it, too... don't you... ...? This... surge of power... far exceeding my own... heh... looks like I might know why chose to... do this after all... That girl you serve... the one who talks to Angels... she'll never be safe. You... know this, right?"
 * "I... if... if I go down.. ONE OF YOU... WILL GO... WITH ME!"
 * "You! How DARE you pull the yaoi card! I,, shall knock you down for the injustice you have inflicted upon me on this day! ...you look kinda differenct from the last time I saw you. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 * "I INVITE YOU TO TRY, MAGGOTS! ...oh, bugger."
 * The Last Days of Foxhound
 * "Takes a bitchin' long time to recharge, though. And it runs out in like two hours."
 * "HOLY CHRIST!"
 * "What the--"
 * "Okay, fine. But I wouldn't kill me, if that's what you're thinking."
 * "He's right,  You've got to let me go. I mean, literally, let go of me, or you'll be fried too."
 * "What th-"
 * "Holy mother of-"
 * "Don't try to lie to me with your lies! I know you did it!"
 * "The spirit of the warrior will always be with you. Don't be sad... we'll meet again someday."
 * "What th-"
 * "No, wait, come ba-- AAAAAAAIIIIII--"
 * "What th-"
 * "You think this is another attack?"
 * "Screw that, I'm staying right here until--"
 * "Yaaaagh! Come and get me you bastards!"
 * "Who's the dumbass now, suckers? You are, 'cause you're all dead! Suck on that!"
 * "Say goodnight, Ocelot! Aagh!"
 * "I'M COVERED IN BEES!"
 * "63A9F211"
 * "Doot doot doo ack."
 * "Don't concern yourself with this, anus licker. It'll take more than an army boot to shut th--"
 * "Hey fella, how'd you get in here? Does your mom know that yeeeeeeeeeeegghhh..."
 * "You know, somehow I thought you were above all this bullshit. But at this point I guess nothing should surprise me."
 * "Can I help y-Hey, aren't you..."
 * "Shall I call for a guard escort, sir?"
 * "Figures."
 * "No offense, boss, but I am the expert here..."
 * "Sheesh, look at me. Am I taking too many of zese or not enough?"
 * "Oh hell yes."
 * "Hey, Mike, you all right? You don't look so--good?"
 * "In fact, the only thing I do care about is that Ocelot suffers horribly."
 * "Well, I guess I do owe you one."
 * "I'm going to go swat down a couple of bothersome flies." (thinks: "It's happening. It's happening. It's finally happening.")
 * Let's Destroy The Shagohod!
 * "Yeah, so for dinner tonight, I'm eating spaghetti..."
 * Looking for Group
 * My... only... regret... Is... not... killing... all... of... you... And... your... families...
 * "This court finds you guilty."
 * "Why are you still here--"
 * "For Gamlon!"
 * "Cale... save the princess... take... my swords... brother..."
 * "Better it all end here, brother."
 * "Sayl... my son..."
 * "Come here, child."
 * "Heh. Looks like the powerful warlock isn't at his best."
 * "Those swords...what are they?!"
 * "We're not going to make it.
 * Marilith
 * "Life is suffering. Killing me is an act of kindness. Thank you, my friend."
 * "You won, kill me already! Why are you doing this?"
 * "Get her filthy hands off of my S-class!"
 * "You -- murderer!"
 * "Fuck me. I'm blind. How am I supposed to shoot you when I'm blind?"
 * "Marilith... Listen to me. You can't kill anymore. If you do, I- I- gave my life for nothing. Take care of the kid for me, okay?"
 * Megatokyo
 * "Have I... changed?"
 * Modest Medusa
 * "I know you will......"
 * Nana's Everyday Life
 * "Oh...oh well....It's...okay...like this. It's okay..."
 * Nature of Nature's Art
 * ", it's like this bunny. Who do you think this rabbit is to someone! EVERYONE!! But who do you think this rabbit is to anyone!! HE IS NO ONE! I... don't... know him... but I can... still respect... his existence!!"
 * "DON'T SHAKE HIM, YOU IDIOT!!"
 * "G-Go--D-Die!!"
 * "What are you doing--stop! STOP IT! LET GO! --LET--"
 * The secret to true happiness... Why doesn't everyone do it? It's so easy. A missing tooth hews nothing. So make a new one! Don't turn away, don't get mad. For if you give in, the prey will become the predator and the origin of malice will be your own damn self.
 * "Ugh.... Wh? Why? Aren't you awaiting the revision by Venom 8 team? Their idea is the most plausible for spiders."
 * "I... I had my own life... I had my own pursuits... I enjoyed finding new ways to make nets... And... ...Venom 8... ...I'm sorry... that it had to come to this!!"
 * "Nooo!!! I...! I didn't want this! I don't want to be a part of this network! Venom 8! What did you do to me! I lived alone in the dark. I was content there! What did you do!!"
 * Order of the Stick
 * "Very well, hand it-"
 * "Crap".
 * "Goodbye... ".
 * "Idiot! You cannot possibly hope to match my mastery of the arcane arts! You have not earned your magic, it came to you in your blood".
 * "Y'know, actually, this isn't that bad."
 * "The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
 * "It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis."
 * "Maybe if I-"
 * "OK...OK, then...I can live with that."
 * "Yeah... I wasn't really buying those theories either... Worth a shot tho'..."
 * (When told they can be raised) "No thanks, then...I'll take my chances that the Afterlife won't have any punishment worse than not being with you"
 * "Now come along, bring me before your master so that we may begin the Trial of the Century."
 * "Ah. Whew. That was close. For a moment, I though...I thought it had all been for nothing."
 * "You double-crossing whore, when  raises me-"
 * "XYKO-"
 * "Or are the rumors true? Was your eye taken by one of my brothers? Perhaps you are afraid I will take the other one."
 * No! NO!! Don't you - AAAGH - Don't you understand? I love you all! I love you! I love you! Why don't... you love... me?"
 * "what was saying?  confused, where is -"
 * Schlock Mercenary
 * "Besides, " Again" is a stupid name."
 * "I was kinda shooting for something profound, not a punchline.", in response to the suggested last words of "Hey y'all, watch this!"
 * Shadowgirls
 * "I have lived this life longer than the first, but I will reclaim that which was mine from birth. My name is Robert... Robert Olmstead."
 * Sluggy Freelance
 * "I... told... you..."
 * "She's faster... wait for her to... leave... then send... to... to... pry me... off wall."
 * "Viva la Crotch!"
 * "...fools can't see that Torg is behind this all! He has you all bent to his will and you don't even see it! You all... you..."
 * "HA-HA! Now I know why you guys lie all the time! It's funny! Heh... it hurts when I laugh..."
 * "God be with me."
 * "You're not taking me with you. I'm Taking You with Me."
 * "You're no priest. And my name is... Erin..."
 * Sonichu
 * "Well, see you in Hell, Jack."
 * "NOT GUILTY!""
 * Suicide for Hire
 * "NOT GUILTY!""
 * Suicide for Hire


 * Two Evil Scientists
 * "Well this is where I'm supposed to meet this Sonic guy."
 * "Can you fix him?"
 * "Since when do you have a Mega Buster?"
 * "Uh-oh!"
 * "Now - URRRK!"
 * "From now on, the world will cower at "
 * "I still outnumber you, Mega Man!"
 * "Well that will just enhance my power!"
 * "Oh just kill me already."
 * "Before we go, I just want you to know that "
 * "What?"
 * "What's happening? Why can't I transform?"
 * "Good, then the Gizoid can learn from you."
 * "Sayanora, Mega Man."
 * "So why bother fighting at all?"
 * "This is boring! Where's the fun in fighting weak opponents when you can't be hurt?"
 * "Not really, because unlike you, I leave behind a protege who will carry on in my stead."
 * "Call it a grudge against Doppelganger, or loyalty to my creators. Take your pick."
 * "Heh heh... Alright then, GOODBYE!"
 * "Mercy."
 * "Actually... it's kind of humbling... It was a good fight... and I lost... I'm glad... it was to someone as worthy... as you."
 * "I-I c-can't b-zzk-lei... kck... sss..."
 * "I'm not really Dr. Wily, I'm "
 * User Friendly
 * "Let's see now..." *clears throat and starts singing* "Hastur Hastur Hastur-"
 * Walkyverse
 * "Act with integrity... No regrets!"
 * "This was the best I could do."
 * "You call this Tentacle violation? Your Mom's better at this. That's because she's a prosti..."
 * "Mother. Father."
 * YU+ME: dream
 * "I'm s-sorry. Im so, so sorry."
 * "It was an honor to travel with you, Fiona. I have great faith you'll rule this world wisely."
 * "Take care of this place for me."
 * Zebra Girl
 * "My exploits... my adventures... all the things I did in the course of my life. I did some good, didn't I? That... counts for something. Doesn't it?"