Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion

"Para: We are villains who like to rhyme... Dox: In fact, we do it all the time. Para: You may think it's rather crass... Dox: But you can stick your cards right up your nose. Para: ...You were supposed to say "ass," brother. I thought we rehearsed this."

- Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

So...you're listening to a song, or are on one of those crazy planets where everyone speaks in verse. A rhyming couplet is set up, but rather than using a rhyme the speaker takes it in a different, non-euphonic direction, either by speaking a different word, having it bleeped out, or cutting off an offending secti-part.

This is most often used for comedy: generally, the rhyme set up and subverted was clearly supposed to be a profanity. (If the replacement word begins the same way as the averted word, this amounts to a deliberate Curse Cut Short.) It's one of the myriad gimmicks used for Getting Crap Past the Radar, and when used this way is known as a "Miss Susie", after one of the most famous examples. Sometimes in this case the cut-off word will appear in a different context as a Midword Rhyme (The steamboat went to Hell/o operator.) Doing this is the only way to get the worse Bawdy Songs on American network television -- though of course the trope is much older than that: it's used in an Elizabethan broadside ballad about seducing a maiden, thus making it at least Older Than Steam.

Known as a mind rhyme according to The Other Wiki.

A subtrope of Last-Second Word Swap, with a little bit of--Diet Coke. Compare with Painful Rhyme, Rhyming with Itself and Midword Rhyme. Not to be confused with Lame Rhyme Dodge.

Anime and Manga
"Ichigo: Mew Mew Style, think I'll pass, English dub can kiss my-- Minto: Ichigo!"
 * A famous Tokyo Mew Mew fanart piece released just after the Macekre of the English dub does the "cut off" version:

"Announcer: So, hail to thee, O Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like -- The Pizza Cats: (in unison) PIZZA CATS!"
 * The Samurai Pizza Cats closing does this:

"Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching! James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's...complaining!"
 * One episode of Pokémon, "Hassle in the Castle", has Team Rocket doing this with their motto.

""And Sailor Venus which rhymes with....I can't say that on TV!""
 * A commercial for Sailor Moon aired on the Canadian youth programming channel YTV did this:

""Rickum, rackum, ruckum, ruckum! Throw that ball and really f...fight!""
 * The English version of Mahou Sensei Negima gives us this gem from the cheerleader trio in volume 1.

""Rah rah ree, Kick em in the knee Rah rah rut, Kick em in the...other knee""
 * Which is just recent usage of a couplet that's been around for decades. In 1992, for example, a version or it appeared in Disney's Aladdin.
 * From Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Comics
"Etrigan: Our heroes ,quite noble, have fallen to hell; may they curse their eternal foul luck. And while these champions may triumph o'er street crime quite well, down here with the demons they're totally doomed. Blue Beetle: That didn't rhyme! Etrigan: So sue me."
 * Etrigan is a Rhyming Demon who will occasionally break his station for comedic effect.

"The Maxx: It is different somehow, this land isn't mine! And my brain has been freed! I'm not thinking in ...poetry stuff."
 * The Maxx falls asleep watching cartoons in issue #5 and enters a surreal dream land where everyone talks and thinks in rhyme, including him. Upon his escape he discovers he can speak normally again, expressing this with a somewhat forced rhyme subversion:

Electronics
"Spring has sprung Fall has fell Winter's here And it's colder than usual."
 * The voice sample for the "Boing" synthesized voice in Mac OS X uses a classic example of this:

Fan Work
"There was an old farmer who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow just shaking his Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water, their hands on their Marbles, they played there until half past four There came a young lady who looked like a Pretty, young preacher. She sat on the grass She pulled up her dress and showed them her Ruffles and laces and white, fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children, so they would not spit While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her Eyes at the fellow down by the dock He looked like a man with a sizable Home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politely, she'd show him her Small, tender hands with a movement so quick And then she'd bend over and suck on his Candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her Cookies that she had left out on the shelf If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself!"
 * Crawdaunt used The Assumption!

"The prosecutor's put downs were quite rich But honestly, she was being a big stuck-up...Meanie..."
 * Turnabout Storm: Derpy's poem regarding what she saw on the trial ends with this little verse regarding the prosecutor Trixie:

Film: Animated
"Please keep well off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your...face."
 * In the first Shrek movie:

"Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!"
 * Though they do complete a rhyme eventually:

"A princess full of sass And a dragon and a...donkey!"
 * Shrek the Musical makes a similar joke:

"Dusty Rust-eze: Winter is a grand old time Rusty Rust-eze: Of this there are no ifs and buts Dusty Rust-eze: But remember, all that salt and grime Rusty Rust-eze: Can rust your bolts and freeze your...Hey, look! There he is!"
 * Cars: Lightning McQueen is trying to sneak out of his personal appearance:

"Narrator: Now, honey rhymes with bunny, and bunny rhymes with... Pooh: Rabbit?"
 * In Disney's Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree:

"Its toes are black, its fur is blue/ I swear all I tell you is not made up!"
 * And again in the new movie:

"You know the saying, born under Venus, look for a...(cell phone rings cutting her off) hello?"
 * The Lion King:And OOOOOOOH, what a shame! (He was ashamed!) Thought of changin' my name! (Oh, what's in a name?) And I got downhearted...(How did you feel!?) Every time that I...(Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!) Oh. Sorry. {{ spoiler|He wanted to say "farted" }]
 * In Disney's Aladdin, Genie sarcastically "cheers" Jafar: "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!"
 * In The Rugrats Movie the moms are discussing the gender of Didi's then unborn baby and Charlotte says:

Film: Live Action
"Eddie: I'm through with taking falls And bouncing off the walls Without that gun I'd have some fun And kick you in the...(gets hit in the head) Roger: Nose! Smart Ass Weasel: "Nose"? That don't rhyme with "walls"! Eddie: No, but this does! (kicks Smarty in the junk)"
 * During the Weasel fight in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:

"So 'till then, I'll have to master...my own fate."
 * Variation from the musical Altar Boyz: The song is about waiting until marriage to have sex. The line rhymes, but it's still not the word that the audience might be expecting:

"Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble; give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best."
 * Always Look On The Bright Side of Life:

""We have a snoozaphone for your brother Stew, and a sousaphone for your brother Drew, a muncle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt, and a fampa...for your cousin Leon.""
 * Done randomly in the new How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie:

"Why, for year after year I've put up with it now! I must stop this Christmas from coming... But how? Er, I mean, in what way?"
 * Not to mention:

"If Jock could talk, he'd give you a clue. But now that he's dead, what can you do? He deserved what he got. I don't regret it a bit. By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca."
 * In the 1981 film The Private Eyes, the killer subverts rhyme in each note to the detectives. For example:

"I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to... (the door is slammed in her face)"
 * In Ferris Buellers Day Off, thinking he's terminally ill, a strippergram/prostitute dressed as a nurse is sent to his house, and greets him (actually his sister) with the rhyme:

"Tom: Let's step on the gas and kick some...butt!"
 * This was still too vulgar for network TV, and most showings have the door slam before the nurse says anything.
 * The father in Catch That Kid (a.k.a. Mission Without Permission) uses subverted rhyme when starting go-kart races to tone down the language:

"Pretty little fly Why does it cry? Caught in a web... Soon will be ...eaten"
 * From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King:

"I ate some bugs I ate some grass I use my hand To wipe my tears"
 * Nacho Libre:

"Boys are cheats and liars, They're such a big disgrace They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball He thinks he's gonna score, If you let him go all the way then you are a Horticulturist's study flowers, geologists study rocks, All a guy wants from you is a place to put his Cockroaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of Jugglers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck All boys really want to do is Fff...orget it no such luck"
 * Justified, considering his character is a Catholic monk.
 * The Hot Chick had a little rhyme that went like this:

"You looked, and looked, and found the book, and from the chest the thing was (transforms) STOLEN!"
 * In the movie version of The Spiderwick Chronicles, Thimbletack speaks in rhyme when he is a brownie, but not a boggart:

"My sanity is hanging by a thread, Since we're going nowhere, I've gone out of my head, We were sailing, sailing, over the bounding main Lew Zealand: ...And now we're not! Heh heh heh!"
 * The soundtrack version of the song "Cabin Fever" from Muppet Treasure Island has an extra verse, which goes like this:

"Fireballs, Girls. Take this sucker down. Let us show him what we're all about. Scott: That doesn't even rhyme!"
 * Lampshaded in Matthew Patel's musical number in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"You think you're so great, but you're missing the point You gotta have friendship and courage and whatever! Matthew: That doesn't even rhyme! Scott: Shut up!"
 * Well, it's closer to a rhyme than the one Scott comes up with in the graphic novel during the same scene (for the record, the "fireballs" line is a rhyme in the graphic novel, by way of Matthew using "out" instead of "down"):

"But from that point on, Phil Coletti was known as...Machete Phil!"
 * In the Broken Lizard movie Club Dread:

"And never whirl with a three-toed girl Or a discontented whor... ..rible example, like a girl who's name was Carrie..."
 * The Don Knotts-Tim Conway film The Private Eyes featured a number of these.
 * The Unsinkable Molly Brown has a song called "Belly Up To The Bar, Boys", that has these lyrics:

"Tom's Boss: I'm a bit worried about you, Tom. Tom: Oh? Why? Tom's Boss: Well, your latest card reads: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Fuck you, whore."
 * In Five Hundred Days of Summer, the main character Tom writes greeting cards. After he and Summer break up...

Literature
""Now we sing this stupid song Sing it as we march along Why we sing this we don't know We can't make the words rhyme prop'ly!"
 * Non-profane use: In the novel The Fairy's Return, one character is constantly making up poems, but he always ends his couplets with a non-rhyming word, even when the word has an obvious synonym that does rhyme.
 * In Night Watch, Detritus trains new City Watch recruits, and teaches them his jody (which "somehow, you could tell it was made up by a troll"):

"Lovely to look at Nice to hold If you drop it You get torn apart by wild horses."
 * Also, the warning in the magical equipment shop in A Hat Full of Sky:

"A turner of phrases quite pleasin', Had a penchant for trick'ry and teasin'. In his songs, the last line Might seem sans design; What I mean is, without why or wherefore."
 * Which is based on a sign in real-life souvenir shops that feature "Consider it sold" as the last line.
 * In Godel Escher Bach, the Crab puts on a record of himself singing "A Song Without Time or Season." Here's how it goes:

"Roses are red And ready for plucking You're sixteen years old And ready for high school"
 * Non-comic, non-profane example: In George Herbert's poem "Denial" every stanza (except the last) ends on a non-rhyme, to symbolize the speaker's spiritual crisis.
 * Kurt Vonnegut retells one in his novel Breakfast of Champions:

"Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She took it round the corner and taught it how to Fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea. The more you eat, the more you drink the more you have to Peter had a boat, and the boat began to rock. Up jumped Jaws and bit him on the Cocktails, ginger alle, fourty cents a glass. If you don't like them shove it up your Ask no questions, tell no lies I saw the boogey man doing up his Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse and this is the end of my silly little verse."
 * A long verse appears in Don't Pat the Wombat'

"Clouds broke at evening, and the sun set red Flushing to rose the faces of the deceased."
 * Sean Kelly's National Lampoon parodies of war poetry included two couplets by "Wilfred Owen, who in 1915 found himself at the front, under constant gas and artillery attack, and without his rhyming dictionary":

"People tell you all the time, Poems do not have to rhyme. It's often better if they don't And I'm determined this one won't."
 * Gleefully inverted in Wendy Cope's "An Attempt at Unrhymed Verse":

- Oh dear.


 * The title of Buck Up, Suck Up . . . and Come Back When You Foul Up: 12 Winning Secrets from the War Room, by James Carville and Paul Begala.

Live Action TV
"You're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple...tight embrace!"
 * From the Musical Episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once More, With Feeling:

"She is the one, she's such wonderful fun such passion and grace. Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight ...embrace. Tight embrace!"
 * Which is incidentally a callback to an earlier verse in which Xander dodges a crudity without breaking the rhyme:

"She's just going through the motions, faking it somehow. She's not even half the girl she...ow!"
 * Also inverted a few times in that same musical episode: there are several instances where a song is interrupted, and then it is always the case that the interruption rhymes, while there seems no obvious way the intended line could have:

"Xander: She clings, she's needy, She's also really greedy, She never - Anya: His eyes are beady!"
 * Another example of that:

"Buffy: Will I stay this way forever? Sleepwalk through my life's endevors? Dude in Distress: How can I repay-- Buffy: Whatever."
 * And again:

"Every soul that plays this role risks injury or death, I'd rather sweep the bloody stage than ever do MacYouKnowWho."
 * The second season theme song for Slings and Arrows, where it's The Scottish Trope instead of an obscenity that's being obscured:

"Michael Kelso: If this van's a rockin'...we're in there doing it!"
 * From That 70s Show:

"The other day my girlfriend said 'Greg, you wanna thrill'? She took me to a bridge at the bottom of a hill. She tied the rope to my leg and I ran out of luck. For when she pushed me off that bridge, I just yelled out 'wow'.""
 * Colin Mochrie, of Whose Line Is It Anyway? fame, is very good at improv--but his talents do not lie in music. Inexplicably, during the American run of the show, Drew Carey's favorite game was Hoedown (his excitement at it visibly irritated Ryan Stiles at times), meaning it was performed very often. Mochrie didn't even try to sing most of the time, rhyming in a sort of chant. However, he gleefully subverted the format several times--in one about the lottery, saying he didn't care anymore, speaking briefly in tongues, running around the studio, and hugging an attractive audience member; another time, in a callback to an earlier gaffe with his microphone's battery, mouthing words but saying nothing, ending in "my battery pack!"; and once ending a hoedown verse about a traumatic event in "I lost the ability to rhyme" (which did not, obviously, rhyme with the previous line).
 * On the other hand, however, many of the other stars on the show, particularly Greg Proops, do this so often and easily that subverting a profane rhyme is called "Pulling a Greg" in the fan community. Example:

"I don't pay alimony, I don't pay child support, I don't pay nothing of no kind of that sort, I get to keep all the money that I'm paid, How can you have any children if you never ever get l(BEEP)--hey!""
 * Drew did it at least once: "I hope soon that I get out all my stitches / 'Cause let me tell you, brother, they hurt like sons of guns."
 * Drew also inverted it in the "Children" Hoedown:

"And there I'll open a business, And I will get real rich, I am so happy I'll leave that old...Oh, hidey hidey..."
 * No less a performer than Robin Williams once used the above cheer in a game of Props.
 * Used by Ryan in an Irish Drinking Song:

"My teacher was beautiful, a beautiful lass. But I was embarrassed in front of the class. I would sit in the back because I was quite a loner. And then I - oh!"
 * Wayne Brady pretends to read a poem from an imaginary book:

"Cory: There once was a boy named Cory. Eric: Who now has an interesting story. Cory: He learned about kissing. Eric: And all he was missing... Shawn: When he and Topanga made out! Cory: Shawn, can we say "summer school"?"
 * During an Irish Drinking Song, Colin is set up to say a line that rhymes with trucker, but instead he just smiles and says nothing. Both he and the audience know what he could have said.
 * This was a gag about Once an Episode in Up Pompeii! where one of the characters, an extremely virginial young man would compose odes to his current crush which would suggest an obviously bawdy rhyme which was invariably subverted.
 * The limerick version popped up again in Boy Meets World

"Teacher: Alright, get out of class! Student: Oh no, my dad's gonna kick my-- Teacher: Be quiet!"
 * The Amanda Show had an example of this, when a boy in a classroom full of superpowered kids had the power of super rhyming.

"Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky! Scary! Boys becoming men, Men becoming wolves!"
 * The Kids in The Hall had a song called Daves I Know, where the final line of almost every verse breaks the rhyme AND meter.
 * Thirty Rock has the novelty song,

"Kenneth: You made a promise to Masi Oka. "Conserve electricity. Don't be a zero, be a good guy!" ...Why doesn't that say 'hero?' That feels like a real missed opportunity."
 * Also:

"Robin Williams: (rapping) We wanna raise some money we'll work around the clock If you don't send enough I'm gonna have to show my...Comic Relief T-shirt!"
 * On The Muppet Show, during the Loretta Lynn episode, Fozzie, Scooter, Annabelle, and Link Hogthrob sing what's supposedly "The Rhyming Song". As might be expected, none of the lines in the verses rhyme. (They're also disjointed, but that's another story.)
 * From the opening of Comic Relief V:

"But it doesn't matter what I'm paid, Because I'm finally getting-- Six bucks an hour! Includes a room and shower!"
 * For added effect, he pulls said T-shirt out of his pants.
 * The Daily Show used to have a segment called "News You Can Utilize".
 * Judge Dread's song "Big Five",can be found here definitely fits this trope to T.
 * The Nanny when Niles wrote a play based on his own life:

"Up in the loft where the lamp-light flickers I lost my heart and she lost her...parasol."
 * The Two Ronnies had far too many to list them all. Particularly memorable is one of their Jehosophat and Jones songs:

"But will we act Upon this fact? This whole inquiry was a stunt! I've never seen a bigger...miscarriage of justice!"
 * From The Gillies Report musical sketch "Maralinga, or Wise After the Event":

"The boy stood on the burning deck, His pockets full of crackers. A flame shot up his trouser leg And blew off both his...sandshoes."
 * The Paul Hogan Show did a parody of The Prophecies of Nostradamus where Hoges revealed the prophecies of his ancestor which, like Nostradamus', were also in verse. One of them ran:

"It's K to the N to the O-P-E, She's the dopest little shortee in all Pawnee....Indiana. R to the O to the N, Swanson got swagger the size of Big Ben...clock. Yo B to the O to the double S, Do what he say and you'll be success...ful."
 * Parks and Recreation: Jean-Ralphio's rapping skills seem stuck on this:

"Catherine:This guy was about pucks,bucks and...chicks."
 * CSI had a non-singing one in an early episode that centered on a hockey player.

"Rob Lee: We've all heard it: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you"...er, produce flatus."
 * Myth Busters had one episode where the hosts were testing myths regarding flatulence, and were attempting to keep things tasteful, generally by using the scientific term "flatus" in place of...the common term for such. Rob Lee also avoided using said "common term", generally via Unusual Euphemism (or else via less offensive terms), but there was one time he danced around the word using this very trope:


 * In one episode of Adventures in Wonderland, the White Rabbit has contracted "rhymitis", which forces him to only speak in rhyme. After he's cured, he sings a song full of these, with each followed by the chorus "And you know what the best part is? It doesn't rhyme!"
 * In Lexx, 790's attempts at love poetry are always interrupted just before the final word, but it is easy to guess how the poem would have gone.

Music
"There's nothing surer The rich get rich and the poor get -- children."
 * The 1921 classic "Ain't We Got Fun" does the clean version:

"Sometimes London don't seem too appealing Maybe youre lover is living in Deptford."
 * The second time 'round, the poor get "laid off."
 * Obscure British Art-pop band David Devant and his Spirit Wife and Mr Solo (the lead singers solo project) do this a LOT.
 * From 'Pimlico':

"And my Uncle thinks I'm barmy 'cause i don't pack my bag and join the navy."
 * From 'Slip it To me':

"I woke up this morning, my head was full of rocks I couldn't remember the night before, I'd lost a pair of shoes"
 * From 'Black and White'

"This song doesn't make it's own luck 'cause this song doesn't give a flying family planning clinic."
 * From 'Genius':

"Did you come here to dance? What's in your...glass?"
 * Furthermore the lead singer sometimes changes the lyrics which actually do rhyme when performing live. For instance 'Do you have plans in your head, you wish they'd all go drop dead' becomes 'Do you have plans in your head, you wish they'd fuck off and die'.
 * OK Go's Let It Rain:

"Some days you're quick but most days you're speedy Some days you use more force than is necessary"
 * A clean classic from U2's "Some Days Are Better Than Others"

"Spit so many verses, sometimes my jaw twitches One thing this party could use is more...booze"
 * From Madvillain's "Great Day"

"Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me You don't know me but you make me so happy"
 * Tommy Tutone's memetic hit "Jenny (867 5309)" features this little gem

"A little bit of this is all I need Can't wait to get home and smoke some Throw it in ya grill, then called my seed (scene?) And when the street lights go off, we"
 * Tommy Heath's awkward pause right before delivering the "happy" line really makes it.
 * A double subverted lyric with different words than you'd think - Hieroglyphics' Throw it in Ya Grill:

"You don't have an ounce of class You're just one big pain in the neck"
 * Not where you thought they'd go with that, was it?
 * From the Weird Al song "I'm So Sick of You":

"It's a big hit isn't it Even if it's a piece of junk"
 * And from Al's not-officially-released track "Still Billy Joel to Me":

"This song's got nothing to say But I'm recording it anyway I know if I put my mind to it I know I could find a good rhyme here"
 * From "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long", which is about not being able to think of more lyrics for the song:

""Sitting in Class Is a pain in the neck''"
 * From Daphne and Celeste's cover of "School's Out"

"Well we got no class And we got no principals And we got no innocence We can't even think of a word that rhymes!"
 * From the Alice Cooper song of the same title, with Lampshaded goodness (and to be fair, it is hard to come up with something that rhymes with "principals"):

"Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes (got big lanes, got big lanes) Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same (look the same, look the same) There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything (anything, anything) I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was (what it was, what it was)"
 * Similarly with Camper Van Beethoven's Take The Skinheads Bowling:

"I love my bar and I love my truck I'd do most anything to make a buck I love a waitress who loves to...flirt! They're the best kind"
 * From Alice Cooper's I Love America:

"The bandages come off today Really feelin' sick The hardest part's explainin' All these blisters on my...NOSE!"
 * Another Alice Cooper example in "Working Up A Sweat":

"Let me send you pics for your personal collection I hope they inspire you and give you a...smile"
 * The MC Lars song "Internet Relationships":

"And I'm from Mars, and she's from Venus She has ovaries and I have a...light saber"
 * And his "Space Game":

""And if I were gay We would tear down the walls But I'm not gay So won't you stop cupping my...hand!""
 * Stephen Lynch loves doing this in his songs.
 * "If I Were Gay":

""Just don't take it personally This is no attack But we will never last because I'm white and you are -- also white...""
 * "Vanilla Ice Cream":

""I thought college life was great. Ed couldn't count from one to two.""
 * And in his El Ray Performance...

"When your legs are open, I begin the gropin' But I fear I must be blunt I would just as soon not go near your balloon I think that I'll stick to your. . . front."
 * And in "Gynecologist":

"Yeah, he'd whittle if it's light, he'd whittle if it's dark And if Noah was around, well, he'd whittle him an ark He'd whittle something new, and he'd whittle something old He'd whittle something hot, and he'd whittle something rather chilly..."
 * Double-Subverted, as it is a rhyme. Just not the one everyone thought it would be.
 * Also, from the same song: he "loves pu...tting womens' minds at rest".
 * "Whittlin' Man":

"Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split. But luck was with her that morning -- She fell in a big pile of shhhhhhhhhhhhh-- --SHAV-ing cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen."
 * Benny Bell's infamous song "Shaving Cream"; depending on the performance you witness, it has anywhere from 8 to hundreds of verses all in the form:

"I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer I'll admit Each time I say, 'Darling, I love you' She tells me that I'm full of... Shaving cream, shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look"
 * The Mora Tr Ã¤sk cover of this song, Skidvalla, substitutes ski wax for the shaving cream.
 * An old friend of mine sang this charming version, a double example:

"Down in Carolina I met a girl with a nice [...] So I reached down between us And I whipped out my [...] Skipped right past the suckin' And got right down to [...] She turned and said: "I gotta ask, Would you slip it into my [...]?"
 * Invoked and played by Voltaire during the whole song: The Dirtiest Song That Ain't.

"There was an old farmer who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow shaking his Fist at the boys playing down by the crick Their feet in the water their hands on their Marbles and playthings..."
 * The Assumption Song by Vito Petroccitto Jr. is entirely based on this trope.

"And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her Cookies that she had laid out on her shelf If you think this is dirty you can go f*** yourself!"
 * However, subverted HARD at the very end of the song..

"I was thinking about a series of dreams Where nothing comes up to the top Everything stays down where it's wounded And comes to a permanent stop"
 * The entire thing can be heard here
 * 'Series of Dreams' by Bob Dylan has a good example. Just the opening is quoted here, but the whole song avoids the use of the expected rhyme, although several other words appear in rhyming partnership with dreams.

"I decided to flip a coin, like either heads or tails Would let me know if I should go back to ship or back to jail So I hocked my sailor's suit and I got a coin to flip It came up tails, that rhymes with...sails, so I made it back to ship."
 * Sneakily averted in "Bob Dylan's 115th Dream":

"There was a young sailor who looked through the glass Spied a fair mermaid with scales on her island Where seagulls flew over their nests She combed the long hair that hung over her shoulders..."
 * Oscar Brand's "Clean Song" is probably familiar to devotees of Dr. Demento:

"Oh, I'm Melvin Rose of Texas, And my friends all call me Tex. When I lived in old New Mexico, They used to call me Mex. When I lived in old Kentucky, They called me Old Kentuck. I was born in old Shamokin, Which is why they call me Melvin Rose."
 * Allan Sherman used this trope in one of the parodies in his medley "Shticks And Stones" on his 1963 album My Son, The Folk Singer; in this case, he detoured around what was then a borderline obscenity in Yiddish, the word "schmuck":

"Now they're going to bed, And my stomach is sick, And it's all in my head, But she's touching his chest, now He takes off her dress, now..."
 * The Killers, Mr. Brightside:

"Churning lovesick lullabies, Choking on your alibis, But it's just the price I pay. Destiny is calling me. Opens up my eager eyes. 'Cause I'mmm Mr. Brightside."
 * Also possibly the chorus.

"Grass below you, sky above, Celebrate Spring with a crazy little thing called...Fuckin' outside."
 * The obscenity-ducking is inverted in Jonathan Coulton's First of May:

"That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about We hope you come and visit us soon I mean we're literally begging you to visit us And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED]."
 * And in Chiron Beta Prime by the same artist:

"Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad motherfucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had 150 wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put two and two together and he noticed it was four Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can't hurt us anymore"
 * In his "Kenesaw Mountain Landis", there's one that seems like this at first given his humor, but it turns out to just be an unexpected rhyme scheme (which does get respected the rest of the way):

"I'll end world hunger, I'll make dolphins speak, Work through the daytime, spend my nights and weekends Perfecting my warrior robot race..."
 * "The Future Soon", which has the following lines:

"And the night followed day And the storytellers say That the score brave souls inside For many a lonely day Sailed across the milky seas"
 * It's a bit of a stretch, but the intended rhyme is likely "Asleep", though an earlier line describes working "In a space lab in space," which rhymes but doesn't fit the meter of the song.
 * Alternatively, you can think of "speak" rhyming with the first syllable of "weekends."
 * Paul and Storm, who often tour with Jonathan Coulton, have one of their own in "Cruel, Cruel Moon." You keep waiting for them to sing "...and then rip me apart." but they never do.
 * Subverted rhymes aren't always obscured obscenities. From Brian May's song "'39":

"Soon I grew, and happy, too My very good friend and me We'd play all day with Sally J. The girl from number four"
 * Replace "seas" with the intended rhyme "way," and remember that Brian May's a Ph.D in astrophysics...and the song begins to make more sense.
 * On the other hand, in Good Company...

"Ra! Ra! Rhee! Kick 'em in the knee! Ra! Ra! Rhass! Kick 'em in the other knee!"
 * Popular cheer for cheerleaders:

"Ra! Ra! Rhass! Kick 'em in the ass! Ra! Ra! Rhee! Kick 'em in the other ass!"
 * Ah, but don't forget the inverted version:

"Rick em! Rack em! Rock em! Ruck em! Go out there and really fight em!"
 * Another cheer like this:

"We eat Wheaties! We are fit! The other team doesn't! They eat shhh...redded wheat!"
 * One more cheer:

"Chocolate, Strawberry, Banana Split! We think your team plays like, SHIFT to the left, shift to the right..."
 * And another!

"We're red! We're white! We're good! You're...not."
 * Depending on your team's colours:

"Two, four, six, eight, our team is really great! Three, five, seven, nine, you lead petty little lives and you live in a cultural wasteland."
 * Non-British tropers: The word that would rhyme with white in the above, "shite", is offensive in British English.
 * There are a lot of these:

"Zimmerman: Now Ted's a little haggard, but he's thankful for the schism, [audience laughter] Zimmerman: [speaking] "You're right, but wait for it." [sings] And you might find it hard to swallow...the syllogism..."
 * Variation: In this performance of Roy Zimmerman's song "Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual", there is the following couplet:

"Now we've learned our lesson: it's hard to conduct A war when the prewar intelligence sucked. Now some say the country is totally f...ar from anything a well-meaning superpower could ever hope to reconstruct."
 * Also, in "Saddam Shame":

"Find a white dress or a tux; It ain't nobody's business who a person marries."
 * And again in "Summer of Loving":

"One summer evening when my woman was doing laundry I shared a six-pack with an old John Bircher And oh so wisely he imparted an ancient quandary To ponder: He Said, "It's nature versus...legislature.""
 * And a cleaner, more subtle version in "Defenders of Marriage":

"You scream, I scream, Everybody scream For morphine"
 * From Acid Bath's "Paegan Love Song":

"Sometimes he drives a big car, Sometimes he drives a truck, He knows you're in a hurry, He doesn't give a darn"
 * From the Bob and Tom Song "Snailman"

"I really couldn't be bothered: My mind was totally blank. So I made myself a cup of tea, Read the paper, had a w-alk in the park."
 * Mitch Benn loves this trope:
 * In "Apathy Song":

"And we've already had a hit, And you're listening to it, And I'm sure you think it sh-ould be number one already!"
 * In "Boy Band":

"You gave us digital and satellite, You never said they would be sh-ockingly bad!"
 * Another one from a song he performed on The Now Show:

"They'd exploit any tragedy that makes them a buck, And if it makes things worse they don't give a f... ..Or your own protection you'd better beware, There are tabloid journalists everywhere."
 * And from "Tabloid Journalists":

"She knows very well she had the easiest job, Just holding up a parsnip that looked just like a kno .. ughty thing!"
 * And again in a song about the return of amusingly deformed vegetables, and what this might mean for Esther Rantzen (who spent the 70s and 80s anchoring a show that featured them heavily):

"We heard your stories, we're here to bring the missing bit, And if you're losing your own argument, could just be you're full of shanana da da da da naa"
 * And again in "David Cameron Said Tw..", at the end of every verse (except the last one which just bleeps it out).
 * And yet again in "We Love Our NHS":

"Are you having a happy Christmas? Just exactly how happy is it? On a scale of one to ten where one is great and ten is sh-ockingly bad"
 * And once more with feeling:

"The tune don't have to be cle-ver, And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line. It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English, And it don't even gotta rhyme. Excuse me, rine."
 * Comedy artist Worm Quartet performed "Spatula", with multiple instances of the approaching mention of male genitalia being the cue for the chorus of "Spatula, spatula, spatula..."
 * Tom Lehrer uses this trope in a few of his songs.
 * It's parodied in The Folk Song Army (along with just about every other folk song trope).

"Now you're the only one here Who can tell me if it's true, That you love me, And I love me."
 * An even better example occurs in "My Home Town", where Tom Lehrer replaces an entire line with "I'd better leave this line out just to be on the safe side" or "We're recording tonight, so I'll have to leave this line out", depending on which recording you're listening to (the former for the original studio recording, the latter for a later live performance). The really funny thing about this particular example is that there is no line to leave out. Try as he might, Tom Lehrer couldn't come up with anything that actually rhymed and that sounded better than simply suggesting that there was a line, but he wasn't allowed to include it.
 * To provide some context, the entire song is a cheerful ditty about all the charming folks in his home town...and about how unspeakably, amorally depraved each one is. The elided line would have described some secret involving "That fellow...who taught our Sunday School", and "our kindly Parson Brown." Remember, back then it really was the love that dared not speak its name.
 * They Might Be Giants' "Kiss Me, Son Of God:"

"A rich man once told me "Hey, life's a funny thing." A poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak. Now I'm in the middle, like a bird without a beak..."
 * This is debatable, but I think they set up "exploited working class" to rhyme with "kiss my ass", but instead used "kiss me, son of god." If you know the song title, you can see this one coming.
 * Also in "Number 3", then averted on the third line.

"And you can bung it down the toilet. You can spread it down your halls. You can buy it in pint canisters for putting on your...banisters. It removes the stains from carpet, the blemishes from glass, Keeps your radio free from static. It will fumigate your...attic. (And so on...)"
 * Fred Wedlock's 'Handier Household Help' [to name but one of his comic songs to do this]

"A cheerleader might not have her GED but she's pursuing one. A cheerleader might not be a CEO but she'll be...dating one."
 * In Draco and the Malfoys' "Potions Yesterday":We were teamed up in duelling class/But no one else believed that I could knock you on your bum
 * Sometimes inverted in concert.
 * From Deirdre Flint's Cheerleader:

"I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin It hurts me when I skate, but not when I master...hills"
 * The Arrogant Worms are often miscredited with The Assumption Song (see above). Although they never recorded that song, they have pulled this trope with I Pulled My Groin:

"Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and blunt And cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my...soul"
 * The pirate-themed band The Jolly Rogers have recorded a song called "The Clean Song" (possibly NSFW) whose lyrics consist entirely of this trope, except for the very end.
 * In the same vein is a supposed "Old English Folk Song", sung here by Bob Saget.
 * Bat for Lashes' version of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm On Fire":

"Such a big man Such a little chick I think it all Goes back to your tiny...pick up truck"
 * Used twice in the Bowling for Soup song "99 Biker Friends" which is insulting an un-named abusive boyfriend that titular biker friends and the band wish to beat up. The first time it was played straight:

"Tell her that you're sorry Blame it on the beer Your dad was mean to you Your friends think you're...an asshole. And I do too Over compensating For your small shoe"
 * The second time was very much subverted:

"One evening as I was lying down by Leicester Square I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls"
 * The profanity-ducking version is Subverted by The Pogues in "The Old Main Drag":

"Big time, my belly's getting bigger Big time, and my bank account Big time, look at my circumstance Big time, and the bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big, hi there"
 * The ending of Peter Gabriel's "Big Time":

"This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in"
 * Certain versions of the song just end it after the last "big".
 * I believe that only the music video version ends with the "Hi there," which is clearly taken from the beginning of the song.
 * Genesis pulled this to neat effect in "Land of Confusion". The rhyme of the first couplet in the refrain suggests exactly the opposite of the word used in the second:

"Stand up and let's start showing Just where our lives are going to"
 * They almost totally avert the trope at the end, though:

"...Where I'd quickly learn the system, Start giving good advice I'd drink a barrel of whiskey And I'd eat my beans and...maybe some cornbread. Maybe some cornbread!"
 * Another obscenity free example comes from "I Wish I was a Hudson" by...ummmm...the Hudsons.

"My Baby drives...a truck My Baby sure is...good luck My Baby has a...pet duck My Baby is a heck of a f...friend"
 * From the Dead Milkmen

"Tony the Tiger:Every day I wake up And I get to work late My boss says "Hey whats up" And I say that I'm Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit"
 * In the song "Rehab Center for Fictional Characters"

"My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way Maybe it's 'cause of the way I walk That makes them think that I like...boys"
 * By the same artist, My Whole Family

"Did you know that Satan wears a cape Made out of a rainbow flag? And did you know that Jesus hates abortions Unless the kid was a f- Jew?"
 * Also by Bo Burnham, Sunday School

"We'll love him and raise him, till he finally leaves us What should we name him? How about Adolf. Little Adooooooooolf!"
 * Untitled

"Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to Heaven The steamboat went to Hello operator Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll paddle your Behind the refrigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the girls' room Pulling down their flies are in the city bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend Are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K [fast] DARK, DARK, DARK Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a TV screen And that is all I know I know I know my mother I know I know my pa I know I know my sister With the alligator bra!"
 * For reference, here is (one version) of 'Miss Susie', which originated as a jump-rope rhyme:

"Three little angels, all dressed in white Trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite The kite string broke and down they all fell Instead of going to heaven, they all went to Two little angels...(This continues on until the end of 'one little angel'.) Don't get excited Don't lose your head Instead of going to heaven They all went to bed."
 * A somewhat similar nursery rhyme-type song:

"His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall His name was Nobby Hall, and he only had one...finger His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall"
 * Another kids' song, to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It":

"He went to rob a bank, and he stopped to have a...sandwich The copper he came quick, and they caught him by his...elbow The judge's name was Annie, and she had a hairy...head"
 * Later verses include:

"All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere"
 * A no-obscenity version for subtle emphasis in "Mad World":

"You scare me out of my wits When you do that Shih Tzu"
 * The Magnetic Fields' "Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long" does this twice:

"You've just run out of luck I don't care what you foxhounds do..."
 * and later...

"Homegirls, for once, forget you got class, See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!"
 * Digital Underground's "Doowutchyalike"

"If you're hungry, then get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath. Messed up the line? Nope - sometimes I don't rhyme."
 * From the same song:

"She's like my Nellie From her head down to her...elbow."
 * "The Freckle Song" contains several instances, including

"She was born in Hackensack she made a fortune on her...career!"
 * And then there's:

"She drinks until she gets plastered She gets drunker than...my brother!"
 * And, of course, there's:

"I met a guy, who drives a truck He can't tell time but he sure can drive"
 * Julie Brown's comedy song "I Like Them Big and Stupid":

"The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'. But you'll never find it in a glass of warm... Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit, And you probably already think I am full of... Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes. But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your... Polka-dot undies!"
 * Bowser and Blue's "Polkadot Undies" is entirely built on this trope, and it even lampshades it in the last verse.

"It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, It's like meeting the man of my dreams...and meeting his beautiful new husband."
 * Alanis Morissette, in a show of support, altered the lyrics of her song "Ironic" to:

"The path you tread is narrow and the trumpets sheer and very high the ravens all are watching from a vantage point nearby aprehension creeping like a tube train up your spine will the tight rope reach the end, will the final couplet rhyme?"
 * Lampshaded in Pink Floyd's "Cymbaline":

"It's metal by numbers! it's not arithmetic! John Mayer or Kelly Clarkson, they both can suck my...penis"
 * The final couplet of the song, of course, is the only one which doesn't rhyme.
 * Subverted by comedian Brian Posehn's "Metal By Numbers" which sets up a obscene rhyme, only to replace it with another word, that means the same thing.

"Global market meltdowns, A bailout by the Fed Fanny, Freddy, AIG and Lheman crapped the Bedlam in Afghanistan The Big Three self-destruct Jessie Jackson threatened to cut off Obama's Nutjobs made a bigfoot And Spitzer's friend turned tricks Duchovny went to rehab 'coz he couldn't control his Dick needed a kickstart, the US needed gas Harry showed the world his wand and Miley showed her Ask me any question, I'll give it to you straight For your sake kid I sure do hope '09 ain't like '08"
 * Done in Jib Jab's latest 'Year in Review' song, where the lyrics cut to the same word, only in a different context.

"Just a brown fellow Who's not afraid of Jello To the people of the world I would like to say G'day"
 * "Flavor of the Month" by Black Sheep:

"I've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway And rhymes are not my forte. [correctly pronounced as "fort"]"
 * Tally Hall presents a pseudo-example of this for a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag in the song "Haiku":

"Some people use the front door But that's never been my way Just 'cause i slip in back doors, Well, that doesn't make me...hey!"
 * From "Backdoor Lover", the song-within-a-band-within-a-movie from the Josie and the Pussy Cats film (wherein the title is a metaphor for both secret affairs and, ah, "unorthodox" sexual relations):

""Drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer joints We don't do drugs, do you get our..." "Meaning!" "Point! Point! Watch the beat!""
 * Multiply double-subverted in Anthrax's song "I'm the Man":

"There once was a farmer who took a young miss behind the barnyard and gave her a on gooses and chickens and eggs and told her she had the most beautiful that suited a girl of her charm a girl that he'd like to take up in his and then if she did then they could get married and raise lots of"
 * A lovely little song entitled Sweet Violets does this trope for the entirety of the song. A snippet:

"I work all day To pay the rent Before the money's earned It's all been allocated"
 * The aforementioned "Assumption Song" uses the same tune but this one's much cleaner!
 * The Rick Moranis song "9 More Gallons" pulls this in the first two verses (the third verse has a similar subverted intent, but manages to rhyme anyway):

"Work all night I'm always tired. Hope my boss Doesn't get me laid off."
 * And in the second:

"The boll weevil said to the farmer "Farmer, I'd like to wish you well" Farmer said to the boll weevil "Yeah, and I wish that you went...lookin' for a home...""
 * Brook Benton's "Boll Weevil Song":

"Oh you'll never go to heaven on a blade of grass, 'Cos a blade of grass will cut your leg. Oh you'll never go to heaven in a portaloo, 'Cos a portaloo is full of water."
 * Fairly common in the song Oh, You'll Never Go To Heaven:

"Your name is Clive, and you're forty-five But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your hand."
 * Amateur Transplants' "Beautiful Song", to the tune of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful", tells the story of a young boy and his middle-aged best friend:

"They'll come and play Their friends will say Your daddy's rich Your mama's a pretty thing"
 * The Pixies' "Vamos":

"Come on dad, I ain't no runt Come on girl, gimme your- * sproing*"
 * The Violent Femmes' "Gimme The Car", where the profane rhymes are suddenly interrupted by guitar slides:

"Now if you want an encore You might hear "Is It Luck?" But me, I'd rather play Residents 'Cause I don't give a- Forgive me if I hesitate"
 * Every verse of "The Air Is Getting Slippery" by Primus ends on one of these:

"They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent. Perfection is my middle name And whatever rhymes with eloquent."
 * Also from Primus; Mr Knowitall

"Almost every line in sung in time Almost every verse ends in a rim"
 * "Please Play This Song On The Radio" by NoFX (Written as 'rhyme' but pronounced another way):

"And it breaks my heart that we're not on the chart 'cause the record's nearly over when the vocals start And I'm down and out, and I'm down on my luck And I'm livin' on my own and I'm dying for a f-riend to say "You're great!" But I'm under the hammer 'cause all I seem to do is s-s-s-st--"
 * "Stutter Rap" by Morris Minor and the Majors uses this well in two separate ways:

"Well no-one's ever seen what I mean From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen"
 * Another example from "Stutter Rap", in this case people expecting to hear 'nineteen'...

"NO! SLEEP! 'TIL BEDTIME!"
 * ...and yet again from "Stutter Rap", misdirected 'No Sleep 'til Brooklyn' lyrics:

"If the A-side makes a hit We don't care if this is missed 'Cause the sonner we get finished The sooner we get home"
 * The B-side of this record, Another Boring B-Side, contained this double example, where the first averted rhyme becomes the set-up for the second:

"Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck I think she finally wants to fffffffffforget about yesterday."
 * Tim Wilson did a comedy sketch called "Love Songs for Losers" in which he offered fake clips from love songs for people with very un-sexy names. One of them had the lyric:

"There was a new girl in town She had it all figured out. And I'll state something rash, She had the most amazing...smile. I bet you didn't expect that, But she made me change my ways..."
 * In the song "Into Your Arms" by The Maine, the first few lines go as follows:

"C'mon, people, don't you look so down You know the rainman's comin' to town He'll change your weather, change your luck And then he'll teach you how to...find yourself!"
 * From L'America, by The Doors;

"I've seen lightning blow a cypress tree in half The thunder's busy talkin', and lightning's kickin'...(thunderclap)"
 * Many Country Music songs subvert a rhyme to "ass": "Honky Tonk Attitude" by Joe Diffie, "You Ain't Much Fun" by Toby Keith, "Men" by The Forester Sisters, etc. Diffie uses a "well", and the other two use a "yeah". Also in Jo Dee Messina's "I'm Alright", she just doesn't say the word at all: "Been on top of the world and off on our…" When Phil Vassar (who wrote the song) did his own rendition for a Greatest Hits Album, he sang "asses."
 * Chad Brock's "Lightning Does the Work" takes it a step further:

"I'm talkin' jet skis and inner tubes Pretty girls with big ol'...blue eyes"
 * Another Country Music example from Blaine Larsen's "Chillin'":

"If you wanna know what we're all thinkin' It's nothin' too complex Just somethin' cold for drinkin' And a whole lotta S-E-yeah, that's the truth about men..."
 * And yet another, from "The Truth About Men" by Tracy Byrd:

"De que me vale ser filho da santa Melhor seria ser filho da outra Outra realidade menos morta Tanta mentira, tanta força bruta"
 * Little Texas gets the most brazen award for country songs that subvert a rhyme to "ass" here...not completing the rhyme, in the chorus, and then using said non-completion as the title of their song, in "Kick a Little". (Though you might not know it because they set it up to rhyme with "last".
 * Chico Buarque, Brazilian musician, once used this in his song "Cálice". This song was a heavy protest against the military dictatorship that occupied Brazil back then. The subverted rhyme was a way of Getting Crap Past the Radar, making it a rare non-comedic example. Being such a serious and powerful song, most people appreciate the subtlety. AND it actually rhymes better this way. Yes, Chico is a genius!! It's also unusual in that the substituted part is before the part it is supposed to rhyme (he substituted the word puta, that means bitch or whore, for the word outra, other).

"What's the worth of being son of the saint Would be better being son of the other Another reality, less dead So many lies, so much brute force"
 * I kinda did a translation for English-speaking people, sorry if it's bad, Cálice is very hard to translate.

"I know a girl called Dorothea, She is very sick, she's got...a cold"
 * Also from Brazil, but comedic: "Julieta" is a raunchy succesion of those. For one easy to translate:

"Yes, Mr. Brown just doesn't look as if he's rich Cause all the money he earns goes directly in the bank"
 * Mr. Brown by Glow:

"Single, double, triple, home run For the celebration I'll shoot my gun I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole, Steve!"
 * The Lonely Island inverts using this trope for censorship in "We Like Sportz."

"When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I gotta def posse, you gotta bunch of dudes I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit!"
 * Which is in fact a reference another example in an older song, "Just 2 Guyz": ''I like playing games in the pool/Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt!"
 * Similarly in "Natalie's Rap" (featuring Natalie Portman):

"I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son And I came away with a different point of view And I think about him, now and then Every time I try and every time I win And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!"
 * "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash.

"On behalf of my behind I feel it is my duty to my booty To be head of the class When it comes to...butts"
 * Del Tha Funkee Homosapien's "What Is A Booty?" includes:

"I will worship the great god Loki, he's the Norse god of chaos that's why this verse doesn't have any meter or rhyme scheme or anything like that and that's good enough for me."
 * Some of the alternate verses to "Old Time Religion" play with this, but specifically Lampshaded in:

"They may tell you it's only their job, But they love it every bit, So when they say it's not their way they're talking a lot of hypocrisy They hate you!"
 * "If You Can't Smoke It, Kick It to Death":

"I don't eat no ham n' eggs Cuz they're high in cholesterol Afrika do you eat 'em? No. Pos, do you eat 'em? Hell yeah, all the time!"
 * Most iterations of the chorus to A Tribe Called Quest's "Ham N' Eggs" do use the expected rhyme ("Not at all"), but towards the end of the song it's momentarily switched to:

"Make a note on the rhythm we gave ya Feel free, drop your pants, check your ha-ir Do you like the garments that we wear? I instruct you to be the obeyer A rhythm recipe that you`ll savor Doesn`t matter if you`re minor or major Yes, the tribe of the game, rhythm player As you inhale like a breath of fresh air"
 * Also "Can I kick it", 'hair' is forced to rhyme with everything else, but not 'wear' or 'air'

"You're thinking too much Where is your soul? You cannot touch the way I Play Or tell me what to say"
 * Dream Theater's "As I Am". Might not be intentional, but it works anyway. The phrase seems like it should be "You cannot touch the way I roll"

"Even tied, eggs you fried, out of luck What the [some 15th century German word] [some 15th century German word]"
 * Toy Matinee's "Turn it on Salvador" contains this. Quoted directly from the lyrics insert:

"Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook Am I eating it? Am I...It's Friday night, I want a chippy tea!"
 * This may render the lyrics impossible for anyone to sing ever again, since the singer/main songwriter died, others might not remember the word, and it is incomprehensibly slurred and trailing-off; it sounds a tiny bit similar to "squawk."
 * "Chippy Tea" by The Lancashire Hotpots:

"It were from a lass in Lancashire, her page had loads of hits I saw the pictures in her profile, she had absolutely massive too-ra-loo-ra-aye! and: She said she had no transport, so a lift she'd cadge And if I played my cards right, I'd get to feel her too-ra-loo-ra-aye!"
 * "I Met a Girl on Myspace" is even better:

"I play electric bass, With an educated thumb, If you think my face is hairy, (instrumental line)"
 * In Eric Bogle's "Introduction Song", in which the members of the band introduce themselves, the bass player gets this:

"Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer. He goes smasho and everyone cheers. He turns big men into whimpering cowards. He's so strong and...how I adore him."
 * of Montreal's "My Favorite Boxer":

"Miss Lucy had some leeches Her leeches liked to suck And when they drank up all her blood She didn't give a"
 * Then there is the Emilie Autumn version of the popular "Miss Lucy" song- here's just a part of it. (The rest can be found here.

"He came from Hull, he was true grit. He was full of hope and he was full of integrity."
 * Barry Cryer and Ronnie Golden with "Big Fat John" (Prescott, that is):

"And a stiff drink for Mommy in a nice tall glass She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney"
 * Played straight in Bob Rivers' A Visit From Saint Nicholson:

"Everything that happens, I know it's just bad luck Even when I get home to find you've managed to poop on the wall, how did you even do that, what the fff-"
 * The bridge of Rin Barton's Favorite Tiny Cat has this:

- favorite tiny cat, you're my favorite tiny cat...

"I feel insane Every single time I'm asked to compromise 'Cause I'm afraid And stuck in my ways And that`s the way it stays"
 * "Almost Easy" by Avenged Sevenfold:

"Shame Pulses though my heart From the things I`ve done to you It`s hard to face But the fact remains that This is nothing new"
 * And later:

"If I put my fingers here And if I say "I love you, dear" And if I play the same three chords Will you just yawn and say, "oh -- It's all been done""
 * Barenaked Ladies' "It's All Been Done":

"Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye We held our fire 'til we seed their faces well Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em -- well..."
 * Johnny Horton's "The Battle of New Orleans":

"We kept real still and we had our eyes a-glued We saw how they were dressed, they were swimming in the- well now..."
 * Spoofed with "The Battle of Kookamunga" by Homer and Jethro. The missing word is not a profanity, though it would make the song racier.

"He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock 'Cause the night before behind the door A leprechaun had stroked, yes... The night before behind the door A leprechaun had stroked (he stroked it!) The night before behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his... Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh - stroked his smock!"
 * Frank Zappa's "Father O'Blivion" has a rather prolonged one:

"There's a tire around my gut From sittin' on my (* thump* )"
 * Harry Chapin's "W.O.L.D." serves up a mild variation of this, only with the "offending" word replaced with the thump of a drum rather than a different word:

"My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption [Awkward pause] They're really good"
 * And then there's Wodega, which is an entire song built on this.
 * Jon Lajoie's rap parody "I Kill People" manages to rhyme most of the time, however awkward and beige they may be. But when he decides to praise his own lines, well...read it and see.

"Look around tell me what you see What's happening to you and me? God grant me the serentity, To remember who I am. Cause you're giving up your sanity, For your pride and your vanity, Turn your back on humanity, And you don't give a da da-da da-da..."
 * The last verse of "The Games People Play":

"I am just a poor boy, Though my story's seldom told. I have squandered my resistance For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises."
 * Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer"

"I can see you staring there from across the block With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your HUH!"
 * Lady Gaga's song LoveGame:

"Let's have some fun, This beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"
 * Also the chorus:

"What is happening, and how have you been? Gotta go, but I'll see you again And oh, the music is so loud And then, I fade into the... Crowds of people standing everywhere 'Cross the street I'm at the slop affair"
 * The song "Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale" by Love uses an interesting variation of this. The last line of every stanza always trails off before a rhyme, but the word you'd expect to go there is then used as the first word of the next stanza. Thus:

"Perhaps I'll look beneath the couch Perhaps I'll look behind the corn Or in my closet in the back Behind the questionable periodicals"
 * "Don't Forget To Remember" by TV's Kyle includes one:

"I'm a thoroughbred That's what she said In the back of my truck bed As I was getting Buzzed on suds"
 * From "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" by Big & Rich:

"Check yes Juliet, are you with me Rain keeps falling down on the sidewalk"
 * "Check Yes Juliet", by We The Kings, starts thus:

"I never had a chance to choose my own parents I never know why I should be stuck with mine Mommy's always trying not to eat And daddy's always smelling like he's pickled in booze"
 * And every time he hears it, this troper's mind completes the second line with city...
 * Another subverted rhyme to add emphasis to the lyrics is in Yoko Ono's "I Felt Like Smashing My Face in a Clear Glass Window"

"This is a song I wrote, it's a song that doesn't rhyme. 'Cause I was in a hurry, and I didn't have the...patience."
 * Done acappella with mermaids here.
 * Oded Gross's "Song That Doesn't Rhyme" is built on this trope:

"Well you and me We make a pretty good team So let's go melt some ice If you know what I mean You grab my stick I'll grab your puck Feels so good Baby, let's play to win"
 * The Zambonis do it in their hockey rock song Play to Win.

"You, by the phone You, all alone It's a long way back to Germany It's a long way back to Germany"
 * It may actually be unintentional, but the single stanza of The Ramones' "It's A Long Way Back":

"Heigh, heigh, yo-ho O're the Atlantic we go Drinkin' 'till we all get sick, And comin' up with limericks But we never quite remember how they end"
 * The expected rhyme being "home".
 * There's this bit from Ludo's Rotten Town:

"It's Friday night Dark, scary Lonely walkin' through the park Cemetery And it's foggy Cold and smoggy I hear a dog A how-a-lin' doggy I'm scared Shoulda brought my shotgun Woulda, shoulda But I ain't got one So I watch my back Hey, what's that? The caretaker A dirty old hunchback I'd better run! Hide! Quick! Fast! He's comin' for my ass with a shovel (instead of "pick")!"
 * The rap group Insane Clown Posse never blush at spewing filthy language, so they usually don't employ this trope. But, ironically, they do use it in an unexpected way in the opening verse of "The Headless Boogie":

"I am the fire You use me to light the gas. You are the paper I use you to wipe my."
 * From Angelspit's "Kill Kitty"

"I'm runnin' this shovel way down in a ditch When you're down in a ditch, it's a son of a gun Every fool knows you'll never get rich When you're down in a ditch in the Tennessee sun."
 * Double subverted by "Down in a Ditch" by Joe Diffie:

"Oh, you had to scratch that itch You deserve what you get, yeah, you and that… Walkin' around, talk of the town..."
 * Jo Dee Messina's "I'm Done" subverts the rhyme because, if the word were there, it'd throw the meter off:

"And here's to bartenders tryin' to get paid While the rest of us are tryin' to get... Hey hey hey, what's so wrong With one more drinkin' song..."
 * "One More Drinkin' Song" by Jerrod Niemann:

"But I will hold on hope And I won't let you choke On the noose around your neck"
 * A rather odd case in The Cave, by Mumford and Sons.

"Sergeant: Tell that mean Iraqi nut-- Chorus: Tell that mean Iraqi nut! Sergeant: We will never kiss his-- Man: Whoa, Sarge! Never say never."
 * Capitol Steps, "Sound Off":

"There's a a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood Everybody's your best friend when you're doing well...I mean good"
 * Inverted in Warren Zevon's "Genius".

"Socks are thin and socks are thick You can even wear one on your...hand."
 * "I Want Your Socks", a parody of George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" by Mark Jonathan Davis (before he became Richard Cheese), has:

"Grandma knits me a great big sweater My little life can't get no better Life's so happy and full of joy I'm lying, it really sucks!"
 * Sykotik Sinfoney's "Manic Depresso", best known for its use in b-movie Bad Channels:

"Love put me wise To her love in disguise She had the body of a Venus Lord, imagine my surprise!"
 * Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady" has a variation, setting up one obvious rhyme (given the subject matter) but then rhyming with a different word instead.

"Fact and fantasy united as one Real power stems form the barrel of a pen"
 * Carcass' "Don't Believe a Word" has this few verses:

"My time on earth was a lot of fun But the adventure has only just started"
 * An example from Art Brut's "Ice Hockey" where Eddie Argos sings;

"Drinkin' beer in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I needed sex and I got mine I fought the law and I won"
 * Dead Kennedys' cover of "I Fought the Law" does this at the outset, mostly to starkly contrast their modified version of the lyrics from the original's:

"Raisin' hell in Austin, just after sundown when the hoosegow police decided to come 'round. They said, "What's the matter with you? Whatcha tryin' to do?" I looked at the man, and I said... (Blackie's obvious response isn't censored, but simply omitted as the song moves along to the chorus.)"
 * The W.A.S.P. song "Blind In Texas" has this verse:

"Taxes for the poor, none for the rich People starving in America, now ain't that a bummer"
 * From Bela Fleck's "The Message":

"I had everything we needed in the back of my truck Turns out my baby loves to... Fish, she wants to do it all the time Early in the morning, in the middle of the night She's hooked and now she can't get enough Man, that girl sure loves to fish"
 * "Fish" by Craig Campbell:

"Oh you can't get to Heaven on the Frankford El Cause the Frankford El goes straight to Frankford"
 * "Beat Up Guitar" by the Hooters [The Frankford El is an elevated train line in Philadelphia. The couplet is older than the song, being used in jumprope rhymes years before the song was released.]:

"Well I stumble my way into my local bar Where I saw the devil in my glass The bartender told me it was time to go I told him that he could lick my sack"
 * Inverted in "Whiskey's Gone" by the Zac Brown Band:

"A J-pop song comes on we start to rock (wo-oh) She reached up my leg to grab my...hand (wo-oh)"
 * In the Leet Street Boys song, "Lady And The Trap"

"I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you wanna fuck me up for saying the word...(left unsaid since he's white)"
 * Eminem skirts this in "Criminal":

"The blue ladies rode the bikes And what they were, we assumed, rhymed with bikes"
 * Combined with Rhyming with Itself in Cracker's "Ms. Santa Cruz County":

""When Irish Eyes are Smiling" and "The Mountains of Mourne" In his search for Celtic chiché, the man has left no stone unturned 'Til he embarks upon the harp that once through terraced halls Accompanying himself on the Bodhrán, which takes a lot of...courage."
 * Two examples from Eric Bogle:
 * "Plastic Paddy":

"And when some stupid damn committee gave the match to Melbourne City Though it made us all feel quite...annoyed, we didn't cause a fuss."
 * "World Cup Fever":

"Well the gringo boys got their dark sunglasses And the girls on the beach are all shaking their fingers 'Cause no matter how dark the lenses they can see That the eyes and the minds of the boys are somewhere they ain't supposed to be."
 * From the Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers song "Counterclockwise"

"Thormas Time Is in its prime That rhyme really sucked But if thou doth not sacrifice Then thine life will be fff-false and meaningless"
 * There's one from a recent upoad by Anthony and Those Other Guys: Thormas Time

"Saying swears a whole lot, not a little bit Cursing in my verses, cause I don't give a whaaat!"
 * Rappy Mcrapperson's song, "Curse In your Verses", is all about how he cusses too much, yet doesn't contain a single cuss. This is as close as it gets:

"As a few good men set sights to link with your chick You have to find a new hen fight to drink your liq' Ten years later, see how Enzyte'll shrink your...wallet"
 * MF DOOM is fond of doing this. Just one of many examples:

"Well roses are red and ready for plucking And girls out of high school are ready for...college"
 * 1960s group Doug Clark & the Hot Nuts does this in their Double Entendre-loaded "Hot Nuts Theme #1"

The fact that it is subverted makes this possibly one of the cleanest lines in the song. "A couple nice girly bits Quit freaking out over bosoms"
 * Tom Smith's "Quit Freaking Out Over Boobs" has:

"And I chewed my only necktie from the metal frame of my bed Where I tied your wrists together spent all night giving oh you get the message don't you?"
 * Los Campesinos!' "Baby I Got the Death Rattle"

"I called up the station down the road a-ways He said he wasn't very busy today And he could have someone out there in just about ten minutes or so He said, "Now you just stay right where you're at," And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool That I sure as hell didn't have any place else to go"
 * The Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider" has this piece:

"Well, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven, so I've got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world"
 * And of course, there is the chorus line for "Last Kiss" by J. Franklin Wilson and the Cavaliers:

"They see my blonde hair, blue eyes and class But they don't know I have a really big heart"
 * "Hot Problems" by Double Take.

Musical Theater
"Ah, my heart is still in Scotland Where the lasses woo the best On some bonny hill in Scotland Stroking someone's bonny..."
 * "Fie on Goodness" in the musical Camelot contains the following lines:

"Fie on Scotland, fie! Fie on Scotland, fie!"

"You, dear friend, who talk so well, You can go to Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire."
 * In the musical My Fair Lady, Eliza causes pandemonium at the Ascot races by shouting, "Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!" Shortly afterwards, Freddie is about to rhyme "farce" by repeating her words when Mrs. Pearce interrupts him.
 * Later, Eliza sings in "Without You":

"In France, every Frenchman Knows his language from A to Zed (The French don't care what they do actually As long as they do it in bed pronounce it properly.)"
 * Higgins' "Why Can't the English" has a very subtle one:

"Julia: So you're back where you started, On your way to success. So Will you sing at my wedding? A beat. Robbie: NOOOOOOOO."
 * A clean example is used in the musical of The Wedding Singer:

"Mrs. Lovett: Is that just revolting, All greasy and gritty? It looks like it's moulting, And tastes like... Well, pity A woman alone..."
 * Actually, this is a Double Subversion, because it does rhyme, just not where you think it will.
 * The subversion still rhymes (of course it rhymes, it's Sondheim) but Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street teeters over the edge of profanity in Mrs. Lovett's song "The Worst Pies In London":

"There's no one In his life, Robert ought to have a woman..."
 * At the very end of the show, Todd and Mrs. Lovett are singing a reprise of "A Little Priest": "Life is for the alive, my dear, / So let's keep living it, really living it—" and then Todd flings her into the oven, making the implied, but never sung, last line "in here!"
 * Although it's not used for comedic effect, Company features one in "Poor Baby":

"Is there a source for this congestion That I must learn to rise above? Is there a name for this condition? Yes, there's a name, and it is hell!"
 * In a reversal of this trope's conventional use, "Feelings," from the Bock and Harnick musical The Apple Tree: after Eve sings at some length about how nervous and dreamy she gets around Adam, she concludes with:

"Well, they couldn't teach you anything; you think you're such a looker, But no customer would go to you unless she was a...fool!"
 * From a sanitized version of "Beauty School Dropout" in a junior high production of Grease:

"And when all your neighbors are upper class You won't know your Joneses from your Astors. ... When we're in the dough and off of the nut, You won't know your banker from your butler."
 * "When the Idle Poor Become the Idle Rich" from Finian's Rainbow:

"We've got a situation: Shit or get off the pot! Whaddaya say? You wanna give her away Or do you wanna get-- On your knees?"
 * In the Lippa version of The Wild Party, Burrs sings in "Make Me Happy" (while waving a loaded pistol):

"Mercury: There was Mélisande, A platinum blonde (How I loved to ruffle her locks). There was bright Aurora, Then Pandora, Who let me open her-- Chorus Girls (not half a beat too late): They couldn't compare to us!"
 * In The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan, Katisha is trying to reveal to the chorus that Nanki-Poo is the son of the Mikado, but she keeps getting interrupted: "No minstrel he, despite bravado! He is the son of..."; "I'll spoil your gay gambado! He is the son of..."; and so on. Fortunately for Nanki-Poo, the chorus is Genre Blind enough that they don't realize that the word that keeps getting cut off must be "Mikado".
 * "They Couldn't Compare To You" from Out of This World:

"Carmen: Yes, green's my favorite color, And I don't mean on the grass It's a business. And the shows I do do business, And I'm good at doin' business, And if you don't like my business, sweetie, Blow it out your... Guys: Business!"
 * In Curtains, near the end of the song "It's a Business", after using several inappropriate words without qualms:

"Cowboys: What's that music? What's that dance? What's that stirring? It's romance!"
 * Played with in the song "Thataway". The script offers this line to alternate with the original or be used in its place for younger productions.

"Cowboys:What's that stirring? In my pants?"
 * The original line?

""Here's the butcher! He has AIDS! Here's the teacher! She has AIDS! Here's the doctor! He has AIDS! Here's my daughter! She has Aaaaaaaa wonderful disposition...""
 * It's not exactly a rhyme, since it's just the same word over and over again, but from The Book of Mormon:

"I see a nose! I see a curl! It's a healthy, perfect, lovely little - (her father and the midwife realize she's green and start screaming)"
 * In Wicked, during Elphaba's birth in "No One Mourns the Wicked":

"The designers can't light me Director don't know my name And the makeup artists think We all wear the same shade And Mr. Stage Manager thinks I got too much sass And the costumer don't know what to do with my big old...black...head, oh!"
 * The song "Random Black Girl" from "Homemade Fusion" by Kooman and Dimond:

Radio
"He suggested the EU should lead from the front So the Mail and Telegraph called him something very unpleasant indeed"
 * A The Now Show example from someone other than Mitch; Marcus Brigstocke's Dr Seuss poem about the Copenhagen summit has Gordon Brown taking a stand:

"Twenty years ago, a man called John Gray, a genius, Wrote a book called Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus, All about the differences between us, And it's not just that men have got...a Y-chromosome...it's Radio 4...not sure we can say penis."
 * Laura Shavin:

"Fosters: A brawl broke out outside Parliment House last night, during which Seanator Ros Kelly was punched in the belly... Howler: ...the Honorable Barry Jones broke a few bones... Fosters: ...and Senator Steele Hall was kicked in the carpark. (pause) Shouldn't that have been 'balls'?"
 * At least one Abbott and Costello radio episode featured these.
 * Played straight and subverted on How Green Was My Cactus when Little Johnny Howler and John Fosters (the Cactus Island counterparts of Liberal party politicians John Howard and John Elliot) appeared as The Two Johnnies, and Fosters demonstrated that he had no understanding of what actually made the gag work:

Theater
"Florrie: It's vain of its face It's vain of its figger It's just fat enough But it mustn't get - larger Willy: Rhyme it you dancing fool, rhyme it! Florrie: Um - it never uses bad words."
 * From the play Saturday's Children by Maxwell Anderson:

"Now Othello loved Desi like Adonis loved Venus. And Desi loved Othello 'Cuz he had a big...SWORD!"
 * Used in the Reduced Shakespeare Company's "Othello Rap":

"Their fate pursues them, they can't seem to duck it, (pause) And then in Act 5, they both kick the bucket."
 * Even before that, they've already pulled a similar trick:

"Hamlet: (singing) For thou dost know, O Damon dear, This realm dismantled was Of Jove himself; and now reigns here A very, very--pajock."
 * Used by Shakespeare himself in Hamlet:

"Horatio: You might have rhymed."
 * "Pajock" was a synonym for "peacock," and "was" would have been pronounced to approximately rhyme with "ass". Immediately Lampshaded by Horatio :

"And was George afraid? Yes, he was and he run, And he hid there in one of the ditches, While the Dragon, the pig, ate his ferrets and pup, Aye, best of his prize-winning er - she dogs."
 * A Stanley Holloway monologue has this line:

Video Games
"Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm dead And colorblind."
 * In World of Warcraft the Forsaken have completely subverted a traditional rhyme with,

"A? fairly decent job, even with all the fuss, I hereby score you a solid B minus."
 * In Banjo-Tooie, Jamjars, who teaches you moves, does so in a rhyming style. Sometimes, he ends up rhyming the button names, which, while always rhymed in the original version, often did not rhyme in the Xbox Live Arcade version. You'd have the same problem if you played the original game in the US--Jamjars at one point rhymes the Z button with "red," which works in the UK--where "Z" is pronounced "Zed"--but not the US, where it's pronounced "Zee."
 * Also in Banjo-Tooie, Gruntilda, who has spoken entirely in rhyming couplets all through Banjo-Kazooie, and up to that point in the sequel, says "Oh, very well then" in response to a demand by her sisters to stop the incessant rhyming.
 * In Dissidia Final Fantasy,  always speaks in rhyme during  cutscenes, except on one occasion:

"Yuffie: That's the way things go, you know. Without luck, you're...Uh, okay, moving on!"
 * The gag here, of course, is that
 * 'B minus' does work, but it's something of a Painful Rhyme.
 * Also happens with a Last-Second Word Swap for an amusing comment by Yuffie when explaining the game's Battlegen system:

"Alison, Roses are red Violets are blue You suck"
 * In Left 4 Dead, there is a room full of graffiti which includes

"Korvak: Magic makes me happy, magic makes me glad, magic makes the voices quiet, and nothing rhymes with purple."
 * I'm a poet and I know it not! Oh, Arkvoodle....
 * In Runescape, you can get a rune pouch repaired by Wizard Korvak, who already went mad from the revelation. When you get it repaired, he drops this little gem.

"You are my hen, the mistress of my flock. You nourish my body, and tend to my...rooster."
 * There's also Bard Roberts' shanty, recapping the "Great Brain Robbery" quest: "Mi-Gor tried to stop your heart's pace / Your foe's arm part anchor, part mace / Struck without delay / But him ye did slay / made him look a total...[beat]...moron."
 * The Pac-Man ghosts: Pinky, Blinky, Inky, and Clyde.
 * In Dragon Age: Awakening, a clue for one sidequest reads as follows:

"Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well, gee. I feel a little guilty, now."
 * In The Curse of Monkey Island, there's a point where Guybrush Threepwood has to subvert the rhymes of his crew.

"Homestar: Bleu cheese or ranch. We can dine in, or we can take it to go. Our food-related love makes me all tipsy, kinda queasy, like a... [Strong Bad points to the escargot] [Record Needle Scratch] Homestar: Plate of snails?! That...doesn't rhyme..."
 * In one part of SBCG4AP: Baddest of the Bands, the player has to help Homestar fill in the words to his song by directing him to food items. However, one of them doesn't pan out as expected:

"Fawful sings a song of bad. Mushroom Kingdom is so sad. All of it is for Fawful and the...rhyme with...that."
 * Fawful in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story delivers this gem:

"It's hard to be sheep out here on the plain, Avoiding the hunters is such a terrible strain. Oh, I wish that once I could munch on some grass Without a man coming to pull a tuft from my...side."
 * In the 2011 edition of You Don't Know Jack, one of the commercials / sponsors is for a rhyming dictionary where the voice over consistently fails to rhyme any of his lines.
 * Final Fantasy XIII-2 provides us with the following gem, in a poem about the sheep of Gran Pulse titled "The Melancholy of the Lambs:"

"Goodbye, my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if It weren't so sad."
 * The Credits Song at the end of Portal 2, called "Want You Gone," gives us what seems like a heartwarming good-bye, but then G La DOS proves to be...well, G La DOS, and subverts it to make it more insulting.

Web Comics
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care Except for Reginald's, And Beartato also forgot his."
 * From Nedroid, Beartato's Night Before Christmas pastiche:

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Get the f*** off my lawn!"
 * Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Strip 644:

"There once was a man from...schmonnerhea You have AIDS. Ucket."
 * And of course there's strip 547, which provides examples of both Sublime Rhyme of "There once was a man from Natucket" (if only in a forced way) and this Koan-like gem, under the pretense that rhymes can take the edge off bad news:

"That's enough; I don't feel well. I fall down; You go to ugh...*collapses*"
 * Freak Angels Does this to "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" by Jules Léotard
 * In Freedom Force, there's a villain named Deja Vu, who clones himself and others and speaks in rhymes. When you defeat him, it combines this with Curse Cut Short and Killed Mid-Sentence.


 * In Tweep, [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=07-23-04 when the blender explodes
 * From Housepets:
 * [Roses are red Violets are blue And so is this cardRed, I mean]
 * From the alt text of this Dinosaur Comics: "it happens to me randomly / though when i force it you can see / it gets bad pretty quickly / and that's why rhyming is... difficult"

Web Original
"Para: We are villains who like to rhyme... Dox: In fact, we do it all the time. Para: You may think it's rather crass... Dox: But you can stick your cards right up your nose. Para: ...You were supposed to say "ass," brother. I thought we rehearsed this."
 * The trope title itself is an example. If you don't get it...we can wait.
 * Cake Wrecks does it twice in the description of a wedding cake that appears to have sperm on it First "Roses are red,/Butterflies are blue,/Um.../Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?" and then in Poem Option #3: Roses are red/And cake can be pretty./How sad for you,'Cuz yours looks all.../[eyeing children]/...unpleasant.
 * Lampshaded in Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, in the duel against the rhyming Paradox Brothers.

"Para: You have tricked us with your magic box! Dox: We invite you to suck on our co-"
 * Also, in the middle of that duel:

"Para: It seems that we ran out of luck! Dox: It's just a card game, who gives a fu-"
 * And at the end of the duel:

"Para: When we're through with you you will want to submit. Dox: If you ask me this clip show's a pile of horse sh-"
 * And in a flashback of the scene in a later episode:

"The Pharoh awoke the very next day, Wearing an outfit that made him look...uh, handsome."
 * Also played straight in the second christmas special:

"Marik: "We don't want vinyl or chinos or briefs/I am a criminal and he is a thief/and we are hot/hot, hot hot/we are quite sexy." Bakura: "Marik, that doesn't quite rhyme." Marik: "SHUT UP I AM Lady Gaga!""
 * And in "LEATHER PANTS~"

"I'm gonna dress myself without an ounce of class, Gonna make the boys all drool and stare at my...glasses"
 * A cult YouTube video parodies the Nickelback song Rockstar with new lyrics lampooning pop singers such as Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson:

"Ten Dollar Solo. Not bad so far There's internal rhyme Although not every instance And the meter is occasionally a little bit bizarre"
 * Used cleverly on multiple occasions in Commentary! The Musical, the musical commentary to Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog:

"My wonderful me-ness My hammer the peee-- ople can tell That I'm awfully swell..."
 * and, as sung by Nathan Fillion:

"Roses are red Violets are blue Your house is covered In piles of excrement"
 * Note that "The hammer is my penis" is an actual line that Nathan Fillion's character says in the original film.
 * In Zero Punctuation's review of Saints Row 2:

"My car door's freaking out; it seems to be forever In the concrete barricade; I wonder how I'm ever going to drive away. This really isn't my day. Sparks are flying, people dying, metal frying, And I wonder if there's more to life or if I'll find that this is really it. This game is a piece of work."
 * Cabel Sasser does this in Buggy Saints Row: The Musical:

""I have a better plan I'll marry a wealthy man." "Wouldn't that make you gay?" "Not neccesari-lay... ...I'll sleep in a separate bed, and I'll refrain from giving... [beat] ...kisses.""
 * In this I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC episode with Deadpool singing: I'm sure that his power ring's a lot of fun/ but can it ever really be as cool as my M16 with laser sided scope oh my GOD I love this thing.
 * Break It Down, a short skit from the people who would later form Tally Hall, includes the following plan to make a quick buck:

"Ian: The Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that the script was full of NONSENSE! I bet you thought I was gonna say "crap", cause it rhymes with "rap", but I'm better than that!"
 * This video celebrating Stephen Fry reaching one million followers on Twitter.
 * The Smosh video Transformers Rap does this.

""I'm Charles Dolling, droppin' rhymes/I've been arrested seven times/I know that sounds like a lot/but three of times were for...vandalism.""
 * this one contains the lyrics

"Joker, are you busy? Let's call a truce. I need you to help explain the plot to...Batman."
 * In the The Key Of Awesome parody of The Dark Knight, Alfred almost reveals Batman's identity to the Joker:

"Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to...hang out with."
 * They also have this verse in their parody of California Girls

"Nachos, lemon head, my dad's boat You won't go down 'cause my dick can"
 * Youtube Poop: THE EPIC MOVIE:

"But let's not forget that we need to perform well In class if we want to pass our...OWLS."
 * A Very Potter Musical's "Back to Hogwarts", Hermione sings:

"You're tall and fun and pretty You're really, really skinny... CHO CHANG!"
 * And of course:

""Merry Christmas to everybody and also goodnight to everybody!""
 * Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theater has John Madden in the boots of Santa Claus. And we hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight:

"Remember that time that I saved your life? You were happy, I could tell. You said something about how I was smart and I make your life a living heaven. We do everything together like hide and go seek, your favorite game. But I'm so glad that we found each other and I know you feel the identical way as me."
 * Red vs. Blue Revelation's soundtrack has a track called "Your Best Friend" where Caboose sings about his friendship with Church. It's full of this trope.

"I'm five foot eleven of sex From the tip of my head to my gorgeous...knees."
 * The YouTube video "Pale kid raps fast" has these lyrics:

"Baby Year 2008: Barrack [sic] defeated Johnny So long to the far-right. Now McCain has many houses, But none of them are... White men got passed over, From Wasilla she was plucked; When the maverick tapped a hockey mom The press said, "What the..." Truck bombs in Islamabad; Bill Gates up and quit. Putin stuck his chest out, Told the Georgians to eat... Ships were seized by pirates, Ike and Gustav hit, Johnny's honey had a baby, But he said it wasn't... HIIIIISSS-tory's now littered With more famines, floods and wars. If there's one thing I am grateful for, It's that this job's now YOOOOUUUURS!"
 * Jib Jab does this with "The Year 2008 in Review", sung to the tune of "Miss Susie". One example:

"AC:The race has begun We must run fast Jump over the mud Having a good time"
 * The Friendship Is Witchcraft episode "Neigh, Soul Sister" features a couple of these in Sweetie Belle's song about the big race:


 * and

"AC:Making tacky jelly Put it on your head We're gonna win the race Because I am a good racer!"

"AC:Just because you feel upset Does not mean you have to yell"
 * The opening line of her earlier song might qualify, depending on where she was going with it:

"It burns me like this cheap whisky, Right down to my thorax. I'm your Nostalgia Chick, And I speak...for underrated Dr. Seuss books from the 1970s."
 * In The Nostalgia Chick's The Lorax episode, she speaks in rhyme several times throughout, the final verse being:

Western Animation
"We built this car All by ourselves, If you don't like it You can go to...heck!"
 * Billy and Irwin sing a song like this in the Billy and Mandy episode "Go Kart 3000":

"Sassy Cat, Sassy Cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you don't like it you can kiss her BUTT!"
 * There's also this classic gem.

"Dot: Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you get kicked off the air for finishing this poem."
 * Animaniacs did this in a segment of "Dot's Poetry Corner".

"Chorus: Come on back; farewell, Attila Ate three ox, and got his fill-a He wore shorts made of chinchilla His favorite ice cream was strawberry. Yakko: What can I say? It's not a perfect world."
 * Lampshaded in the song 'Here Comes Attila', though, surprisingly for the show, it's actually not done to get crap past the censors in this case:

"Dot: I never am vain Yakko: She's becoming a pain in the-- Dot: But I'm also real nice"
 * YMMV: the possible connection is a bit obscure, and certainly not hinted at (the subverted rhyme itself lampshaded, any innuendo behind their words was not), but the intended rhyming word ('Vanilla') could have been a pass at "other white stuff." Given the show's rather blatant remarks (specifically, "Wait 'till they get to the creamy filling"), the subverted rhyme may or may not have been an attempt at getting Crap Past the Radar, given the extreme subtlety involved if it was.
 * Animaniacs also did this in the song "I'm Cute."

"Brian: I love the work of Allen Funt. Stewie: Or a nicely shaven leg."
 * From the Family Guy episode "Brian Sings and Swings":

"Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts. Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your-- Brian: Whoa whoa. You can't say that on TV. Stewie: What, "ego"? Brian: Never mind."
 * And again, in "Road to Europe":

"Brian: Now, The Sopranos is a show I recommend. Stewie: Because you never know just how it's gonna- (cut to black screen)"
 * "I Need a Jew" was Bowdlerized into this, rhyming "Jew" with "light," "slap," and "Lord."
 * In Stewie and Brian's song at the Emmys:

"Peter: My black son, my black son/ Now everyday my heart is getting bigger/ Don't even remember sleeping with that lady/But I did..."
 * Peter does this in a scene where he is imagining he's in an 80's sitcom.

"Mrs Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok. Mr Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like Shih Tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet. Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall, The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt Mrs Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a Contaminated water can really make you sick. Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck."
 * Wendy Testaburger did a version of the "Miss Susie" song in one episode of South Park.

"When Brian Boitano traveled through time To the year three thousand ten, He fought the evil robot king And saved us all again When Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kubla Khan, 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an - y bo - dy..."
 * The Movie contains the Big Gay Al song "I'm Super", which refrains from using the word "gay" until the Truck Driver's Gear Change final chorus.
 * Also from the movie:

"Adam: Bull shark! Porcupine! I don't know what! Going to this school's a pain in the-- Jake: Adam! Adam: What? I was gonna say "neck". Jake: Oh. That's okay, then."
 * The second verse of the My Gym Partner's a Monkey theme song:

"Overlord: We'll do what we always do, blow the planet up and move on to the next one! ISN'T THAT CUTE? Timmy: That's horrible! And it didn't rhyme! Overlord: [to the Gigglepies] He's on to us! GET HIM."
 * The painful thing about this is that the show can't go thirty seconds without a butt joke. Censoring it in the theme song is rather misleading.
 * Let's not forget Animal School Musical...in this one song Jake was singing, he subverted every single rhyme. And the song was about his incapability to rhyme.
 * An episode of The Fairly Odd Parents lampshades this, with Timmy being sent to the planet Yugopotamia, which has been conquered by the Gigglepies, an alien species that wear cuteness and rhyming as a hat. When Timmy inquires to their overlord about what they will do to their planet:

"Garfield: And now, this tale I must suspend / For I have come to...the finish."
 * Garfield and Friends: 47's told in verse, except the last line which is not. Don't worry, folks, he wouldn't curse, but see the twist this cat hath...made:

- "Fit For A King"

"Homer Simpson: I once knew a man from Nantucket... Bart: And? Homer: Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated."
 * The Simpsons in "30 Minutes over Tokyo":

"Lisa and Jamie (singing and rhyming): "Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to-" Homer (gasps) Lisa and Jamie: "Hello operator, get me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your be-" Homer (more gasps) Lisa and Jamie: "-hind the refridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big, fat-" Homer (gasps, then passes out) Lisa and Jamie: "Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more-" (Lisa gets hit by a spitball) Lisa: "Ow! Spitballs!""
 * There once was a rapping tomato. That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May...and also, guess what,
 * Also from "Fat Man and Little Boy" with its own verson of 'Miss Susie' with Homer eavesdropping:

"Sherri and Terri: Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell, Now he's going straight to... Hello, operator, give me number nine."
 * And from "Bart Sells His Soul,:

"Crowd: STAN! STAN! HE'S OUR BOY! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE...(Beat) WILL!"
 * In "Homer Loves Flanders", there's a football player named Stan "The Boy" Taylor.

"Actor Dot: But Megabyte betrayed Bob and He threw him deep inside the pit The pit was closed and Bob was hosed and all that he could say was Actor Bob: Noooo!"
 * The Musical Recap of Re Boot's 3rd season features these lyrics:

"To be first in the soil which erupts in a coil Of trees, vines, and grasses all brought to a boil Wait, it's different somehow 'cause this land isn't mine And my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in...poetry stuff."
 * The Maxx does this after becoming trapped in a cartoon. He speaks in rhyme throughout the entire sequence, until:

"Yak:You sure are a clever guy. Now just follow Nob and I Norb: Dag I think you're really neat I like to sit and watch you eat It's cold in here, turn up the -- Dag: He--music. Yak: LET'S TRY AGAIN! Let's not cast blame but this time Dag, just say your name! Norb: It looks like a good baguette, please give some to brother -- Dag: Da--your name."
 * In the Angry Beavers episode "Yak in the Sac", the Cloudcuckoolander Yak (a Tastes Like Diabetes parody to Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat) attempts to ensnare the beavers by having them speak in rhymes. Norbert is in his thrall already, but Dagget resists:

"Doofenshmirtz: The movies are gray The TV is black The horses are running Please bring me some food."
 * In the Phineas and Ferb episode "Unfair Science Fair", Dr. Doofenshmirtz recalls the time he tried writing poetry:

"Romance, A chance To jump in someone else's arms!"
 * Or it could've just been a free verse poem. The comedic effect is the poem making no sense whatsoever, not because it didn't rhyme.
 * An episode of Pinky, Elymra and the Brain contained a song with these lyrics:

"Epitaph: Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to - Arnold: Huh. I can't read the rest."
 * Also Lampshaded in the 'Ghost Bride' episode of Hey Arnold! when Arnold reads the tombstone:

"...Two mice came up from somewhere behind their Royal chum They said, Dear King Here is a thing To warm the royal... And stop you feeling numb (For the non-British: the missing word is 'bum', which means 'bottom'.)"
 * And in a Pinky and The Brain cartoon set in medieval times with Pinky as a minstrel constantly missing obvious rhymes. In the climax Brain must choose between providing the right rhyme or completing the spell that will allow him to take over the world. Guess what he does.
 * From the Bagpuss song "The Boney King of Nowhere":

"So now you know your problem you can deal with your emotion, and have a better life when you return to the...sea"
 * Beached Az has the song sung to the stingray.

""I've made you cry, your theatre is burnt! It lies in ruin, plain for all to see And now it seems your lesson has been learnt That should teach you not to mess with DAN!""
 * At the end of Dan Vs. "Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre," Dan gloats over his victory thusly:

"There was once a man from Venus, with a rocket ship for a...uhh...wiener."
 * Beavis and Butthead has one episode when the boys visit a cafe with a stage, and Butt-Head steps in and saying some rhymes.

"This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, And this little piggy shot a big-ass hole through his foot."
 * And there's another episode, "At the Movies", when a cop shoots his foot and Butt-Head picks up the toes:

Miscellaneous
"Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. He sat on your cake and burned his...corduroys."
 * From a birthday card, with the last word on the inside:

"Mary had a little lamb and she also had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would f"
 * Inspired by the classical nursery rhyme:

"Mary had a little lamb She kept it very well One day she fed it dynamite And blew it all to...pieces"
 * A similar rhyme:

"Here I sit, Broken-hearted, Came to shit, But my girlfriend dumped me."
 * An alliterative example: A number of popular science writers are fond of describing the basic drives of all animals (including humans) as involving the "Four F's: Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproducing."
 * Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic So am I!
 * Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Multiple Personality DisorderAnd so do we!
 * Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Dissociative Identity DisorderFor goodness' sake settle on a bloody name for what we've got already!
 * Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is all red SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
 * Violets aren't blue These poems are lazy Political correctnessIs driving us mad.
 * A piece of bathroom graffiti, riffing on a classic piece of bathroom graffiti.

"Suzanne was a lady with plenty of class Who knocked the boys dead when she wiggled her Eyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do"
 * Songs that avert naughty words in this manner are called "teasing songs". Yet another example:

"There once was a lady from Brunt Who stood in water up to her knees This poem doesn't rhyme yet But wait 'til the tide comes in"
 * Here's a limerick:

"There once was an old man named Chuck Who loved a lady from Innsbruck "She's too pretty for me," He said morosely, "But I wish I could get her to go on a nice walk down the road so we could really get to know each other.""
 * Another one:

"There was a young lady from Bude Who went for a swim in a pond A man in a punt Stuck his pole in the water And said "you can't swim here, it's private"."
 * A non-limerick by Trad (or his brother Anon)

"There was a young poet of Mainz Whose limericks had no last lines. When asked why this was, He said "it's because"
 * Or how about:

"There was a young man of Arnoux Whose limericks stopped at line two."
 * In a similar vein:

"There was a young man of Verdun,"
 * And taking this train of thought until it hits the buffers:

"There was a man from Rome Who daily composed a poem Try as he might He just couldn't quite Stop from putting too many words in the last line, it sounded awful."
 * Of course, we won't even mention the limerick about Emperor Nero.
 * Similar:

"The limerick, peculiar to English Proved exceedingly hard to extinguish When Congress in session Decreed its suppression People got around it by writing the last line without any rhyme or meter."
 * Subverted Rhyme, Heavy Meta, and Sophisticated As Hell:

"Little Miss-Miss, went out to pi-- --ck, some flowers; She waded in grass, up to her aaa-- --nklebones; She went to the coop, to take a pooo-- --rr, little chicken out; Little Miss-Miss, went out to pick, some flowers."
 * Going with the Florence (second verse)
 * The Dragon's Lamentable Love
 * A camp song:

"'All going down to Amster--SHHH! We must not say that naughty word; Must not say that naughty word; They all went down to Amster--SHH!!!'"
 * Then of course, there was the song about the 'Three Jolly Fishermen', and one verse has them,

"'We're gonna say it anyway; Gonna say it anyway; Amster-Amster--DAMNDAMNDAMN!! Amster-Amster--DAMNDAMNDAMN!! They all went down to Amster-DAMN!!!'"
 * Gleefully subverted in the next verse, however:

"There's a statue on a rock, And that statue has no-- EYES!!! Don't you dare to spoil my rhymes! (Note: in Russian it rhymes better) That one statue has no COCK!"
 * There are many Russian kids' songs (made by kids, not for kids, of course) of this kind, with a varying grade of obscenity. I'll try to translate one here:

"Lo! The bushes are a-wagging! What're they doing in there? -- SHAGGING! Don't you dare to spoil the merries! There's a bear searching for berries!"
 * Translated another one:

"I'm a di-- I'm a di I have fu-- I have fu I like boo-- I like boo Yes, my co-- Yes, my co ;) And my ba- And my ba Then my nu- Then my nu"
 * There are also many rhymes/songs of the following type; for example:

"Old Lady Jill was out of luck She looked for someone young to...dance But they were no type for romance They only cared for smoking crack."
 * There are also so called "Eve Verses". A bit hard to translate (or, rather, compose new ones), but here is an attempt:

"Rah Rah Ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah Rah Ras! Kick 'em in the !"
 * A cheer that goes like this:

"Cigarette ashes! Cigarette butts! We've got your team by the !"
 * And similarly:

"We like warm beer and cold duck! But most of all we like to fffffff (The drawn-out "fffffff" is essential for maximum amusement of the juvenile minds performing the cheer.)"
 * And yet again:

"Charlie had a pigeon, A pigeon, a pigeon. Charlie had a pigeon, A pigeon he had. It flew in the morning, It flew in the night, And when it came home It was covered in Sh-"
 * That playground classic "Charlie had a Pidgeon":

- Charlie had a pigeon...

"April, June and No-wonder All the rest have peanut butter Except Grandma 'Cus she rides a tricycle"
 * 30 Days hath Septober

"Can you heal a leper Or feed a crowd with fish and bread? Can you walk on water? Did you rise from the dead? Did you give your life up to save humans from bad luck? Were you born a virgin birth or did your parents--have sex?"
 * Australian comedy group The Axis of Awesome, in their song "What Would Jesus Do?"

"Now you can make a tasty dish 'Cause tea with citrus goes great with--chicken"
 * The Scared Weird Little Guys do a similar thing with their comedic song Christmas Day At least until the very end...
 * A recent Lipton ice tea commercial featuring a singing fish has a great averted rhyme.

"Mary had a little skirt, A slit went up its side, And every time she wore the skirt, The boys could see her thigh. Mary had another skirt, The slit went up its front, But she didnt wear that one very often."
 * Another Mary poem:

"Ms. Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Ms. Lucy went to Heaven The steamboat went to - Hello Operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll chop off your - Behind the 'fridgerator There was a piece of glass Ms. Lucy sat upon it And broke her little - Ask me no more questions..."
 * We must not forget:

And so on. "There was a man named Tiger Woods. He had the cash, he had the goods. Tiger Woods had all the luck. How many women did he...HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH?"
 * This is also the Miss Susie poem mentioned in the beginning of the article.
 * Popular jump rope game a while ago;

""Lincoln Beachey thought it was a dream To go up to heaven in a flying machine. The machine broke down, and down he fell, Instead of going to heaven he went to-- Lincoln Beachey thought it was a dream...""
 * An older jump rope rhyme:

"Q, R, S T, U, V W, X, Y and zed..."
 * There is a Dutch poem which for the whole of the poem actually changes words to rhyme with the previous line. It's about a knight going to rescue a damsel from a dragon. The dragon agrees to let her go if the knight composes a verse on them - he doesn't get her: he can't rhyme.
 * The ABC Song, if you're British or Canadian:

"Lulu's got a boyfriend Her boyfriend's got a truck Lulu likes to shift the gears Her boyfriend likes to...steer"
 * A military cadence:

"Holy Nellie I am dying Just one thing before I go Tie the cat unto a table And stick a poker up its- Holy Nellie (etc.)"
 * When I was in year 5 this was going around the school:


 * At a certain public university in a certain eastern state, the men's glee club there maintained a deep repertoire of old and creatively dirty songs, one of which -- called "High Above a Coopie's Garter" -- employed an unusual version of this trope. The eight-line first verse, which the rhyme scheme clearly indicates should build toward the final word "...ass," instead ends with "...hmmmm." The second verse is then eight lines of humming, until the final word -- "...ass."