Karate Bears



Karate Bears is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator T.J. Baldwin.

This webcomic provides examples of:

 * Atlas Pose: Here one is illustrating Ayn Rand's book.


 * Ax Crazy: Karate Bears are pretty fond of axes.
 * Barehanded Blade Block: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in this one
 * Batter Up: Karate Bears understand the usefulness of a baseball bat
 * Big Brother Instinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also hate bullies
 * Big Red Button: Karate Bears: Finger on the big red Button blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
 * Booby Trap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually detect such traps. Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
 * Blood Bath: Karate Bears like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.
 * Cartoon Cheese: Karate Bears love cartoony looking cheese
 * Cartoon Juggling:In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling all his responsibilities.
 * Cats Are Mean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat who is very cruel on occasion.
 * Cats Are Superior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is taking on 4 large dogs This one is also really badass: Kitty Kat smoking
 * Caught With Your Pants Down - Karate Bears will cause this to happen.
 * Chain of People: Karate Bears literally make a chain of people... violently.
 * Counting Sheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning for Breakfast!
 * Deadly Disc: They use saw blades
 * De Bris: Karate Bears can perform a Bris
 * Devils Advocate: Karate Bears actually advocate for the devil's advocate!
 * David Versus Goliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant but not always.
 * Does This Make Me Look Fat: Karate Bears do not fall for this one.
 * Dragon Rider: Karate Bears ride dragons too!
 * The Emperor: Karate Bears have a very SMALL empire.
 * Erotic Dream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.click here
 * Eye Beams: This guy from Karate Bears Webcomic has eye beams
 * Faceless Masses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes crowd scenes but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
 * Follow Your Nose: They can smell your BBQ
 * Foot Popping double foot pop!
 * Four Fingered Hands: Karate Bears usually have 4 fingers
 * Gigantic Gulp: Karate Bears Gulp Big.
 * Gladiator Games: in Karate Bears a guy Gladiates to save a lady.
 * Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. A B C
 * Jump Off a Bridge Rebuttal: Karate Bears actually do jump off a bridge.
 * Jumping On a Grenade: Karate Bears jump on grenades if they want to.
 * Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: Karate Bears totally have a crush on the neighbor.
 * Mortal Wound Reveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and this is why
 * Murder By Cremation: Karate Bears use a dude named pete to heat their home.
 * Night Vision: Karate Bears have have infrared vision
 * Nonverbal Miscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't get any of these girls to go out with him. No matter what he actually says.
 * Not in Kansas Anymore: Karate Bears are not in kansas any more.
 * The Peeping Tom: Karate Bears peep.
 * Pegasus: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they ride pegasi over rainbows
 * Pieta Plagiarism: Karate Bears need a mop.
 * Playing Hard to Get: hard to get
 * Plunger Detonator: In Karate Bear: the hero rigs explosives and an election at the same time!
 * Police Lineup: Karate Bears don't care, they just pick everybody.
 * Porn Stash - In Karate Bears one guy shows his Playboy Stash to some girls who thought they were going to make out!
 * Shameful Strip: Karate Bears will do it if they have to.
 * Safecracking: KB krack safes
 * Web Comics: A List of Karate Bears Shout Outs
 * Sideboob: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with Sideboob rides bareback.
 * Single Mom Stripper: This would be a Single Dad Stripper but i think it still applies
 * Sistine Steal: Karate Bears are not interested.
 * Smoking Gun: Karate Bears found the smoking gun
 * Smoking Hot Sex: Karate Bears still smoke after sex even if it's a little old fashioned.
 * Sociopathic Soldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by mangling and eating an enemy
 * The Southpaw: Karate Bears have a hell of a left hook!
 * Talking in Bed: Karate Bears talk to their girlfriends in bed
 * Technology Marches On - Karate Bears used to work on those giant computers.
 * Unnecessary Combat Roll: Karate Bears love doing unnecessary flip/flops before doing most activities.
 * Unwanted Harem: Karate Bears love women, but not one woman in particular.
 * When I Was Your Age: Karate Bears used to have to have to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!
 * Wrong Side of the Tracks: These guys are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!