Improbable Weapon User/Quotes

"TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves CT: D --> Yes"

- Homestuck

""I would remind you that [Yuna's] current protectors are armed with a volley ball and a stuffed animal.""

- The Spoony Experiment on Final Fantasy X

"Edward Van Helgen: Choose your weapon. Guybrush: I choose the banjo. Edward Van Helgen: I accept. Guybrush: ...You do?"

- The Curse of Monkey Island

"I'm not usually one for bragging, but some things just have to be made known: I just stabbed someone with hot mashed potatoes. Bow taken."

- Johnny C.'s Twitter

"Roxas, that's a stick."

- Xion, KingdomHearts 358 Days Over 2

""Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am not afraid to use them!""

- Heather, Total Drama Revenge of the Island, "Up, Up And Away In My Pitiful Balloon"