Dead Space (series)/Funny

Dead Space 1
"Isaac:(Kills brute in two seconds)
 * For this troper the divider death was frackin' hilarious.
 * In chapter 4, when going to the bridge, a Brutes head burst through a black window at the side, after shooting at it, it will pull away. Directly above the hole in glass is a sign reads: "Visitors! Must sign in at guard house." Looks like someone made the guard pretty angry at newcommers.
 * The intro the hydroponics level includes a massive Scare Chord - to  Fuck you, you smarmy shipboard AI.
 * Killing the first brute really can cause something like this:

Hammond:(Five seconds later) Your weapons can't punch through that things armor! Shoot in the back Isaac!

Player:I just killed that thing!"

"Original line: WE ARE SO FUCKED
 * In the waiting room of the Ishimura Clinic in Chapters 2 and 5, one side of the room is in near-total darkness, but shining your flashlight on the wall reveals a shitload of graffiti, including this gem:

Later addition: Hey its ok to be fucked"

Dead Space: mobile
"Vandal: (Reaches a locked door.)
 * In the Interquel for the iPhone, we get this gem from Tyler in Chapter 4:

Tyler: Vandal, that door is on quarantine lock. You have to backtrack about 300 meters, take a right through the utility area, then GET OVER THAT MINE SHAFT AND... (chuckles) Just screwing with you! Try it now, lock's open!"

Dead Space: Ignition
"Computer:If you continue, I won't let you have any cake.
 * On Ignition while hacking the computer may randomly say:

Computer: I'm sorry Franco, but I can't let you do that."

Dead Space 2
"Isaac: stomp stomp GOD DAMMIT stomp stomp stomp MOTHER stomp FUCKER stomp stomp FUCKING stomp DIE!"
 * Just take a minute to mash the stomp button for a minute or so. The following Cluster F Bomb you get from Issac is pretty hilarious.
 * After being jumped by a necromorph or surviving a really frustrating battle, it's also a very good stress reliever.

"Isaac: ''
 * The ending. Especially considering how the first game ended.

Ellie: [sitting idly at the controls, sees Isaac staring at her] ...What?"

"Ellie: It looks like the Necromorphs are starting to swarm into, through the Medical Bay. Thankfully, you don't have to go through there.
 * This little exchange.

PA:

Isaac: Crap."

"Ellie: I'll try to get it started from up here.
 * Hot wiring the drill. Ellie calls out that she thinks she's fixed it and Isaac doesn't get a chance to correct her.

Isaac: (under his breath) Or maybe I just rewire it from down here...

Ellie: What was that? I didn't hear you.

Isaac: Uh, nothing. Nothing."

"Ellie: Hey! I got it!
 * After hotwiring:

Isaac: Well, actually, I-

Ellie: Isaac! Hurry up and get on!"

"Stross: The patient's not cooperating!
 * This little exchange off-screen between Ellie and Stross :

Ellie: Fuck you!!"

"Daina: Isaac, I-
 * The reward you get for beating 'Hardcore' mode. Ever wanted to fight necromorphs while acting out the playtime of a 10 year old boy? Well now you can!
 * When Isaac is first battling the Stalkers:

Isaac: NOT NOW! [Gunfire]"

"Isaac: So how do we get in there?
 * Another Stalker-related one, but a little meta. Now, during the first Stalker encounter, a pop-culture-savvy Troper may make the Zombie Raptor connection with Stalkers and think "Clever Girl". Once you survive the encounter? The achievement/trophy 'Clever Girl' pops up
 * When, keep an eye on the Unitologist goon still trying to hold Isaac in place. His expression when noticing that Isaac has a suit that is space worthy(for a few minutes anyway) while he doesn't is priceless, considering they're getting sucked into space.
 * Unintentional during the same scene..
 * All of Isaac's and Ellie's scenes in the mines. From their banter on who really got the giant drill started, to how much fun he's having fighting off waves of Necromorphs ("Oh yeah, fun times"), Ellie apologizing about having to mine through more goo, and then this crowning cherry:

Ellie: Straight ahead. We do have a giant drill.

Isaac: You know I'm riding on top of this, right? Ellie? Ellie? Ellie! Ellie!

[cue rumbling and cut to Isaac launching face-first onto the ground]

Isaac: Holy crap that hurt."

"Isaac: You're CEC?
 * This earlier exchange, which is worth a chuckle:

Ellie: Heavy equipment pilot Class 4. You?

Isaac: Engineer.

Ellie: Nerd. Figures."

"Gabe: Balls!"
 * In Severed

": Thank you Issac... now,
 * In Chapter Eleven, a drag tentacle grabs you and pulls you through a hole out into space. As you are pulled, sparks fly everywhere as stone makes contact with your suit. However, you could be wearing the Hacker Suit, which is only a jacket and jeans, and still get sparks flying everywhere. Why? Because Isaac is literally Made of Iron!
 * Though not canon, this Ask Isaac Tumblr blog has no shortage of hilarity.
 * The introduction and pre-fight dialouge to can be pretty hilarious.

Issac: What?"

"Issac: But Strauss said we could


 * Not if we consume you first!

Issac: GODDAMMIT I TRUSTED YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU! AND"


 * Some fans have thought that when [[spoiler:Gabe got his legs blown off he said goodbye legs when he actually said goodbye Lex