Mills College Anime Club

""I hope you guys had fun out there. And remember, anime is the tie that binds us. No matter who our friends are, or who our family is, we'll always have a medium that we will enjoy and that will never judge us.""

- Renee Vega, without a hint of sarcasm.

Mills College Anime Club is a Web Original novel written for National Novel Writing Month 2009 by Sir Psycho Sexy. It tells the story of several members of the anime club at Mills College, a fictional college in Millstown, USA. It's basically Cast Full of Gay meets Occidental Otaku, with some Rule of Funny thrown in for good measure.

Characters include:
 * "Randy" Alvarez, a bisexual Latino Hentai fanboy who is fairly Book Dumb and is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
 * Renee Vega, an Expy of Orihime Inoue who is sweeter than sugar, a pre-law student and a Catholic.
 * Alistair Howard, a snarky female-to-male Transsexualism who has a huge ego, worships Char Aznable, and thinks that any anime made past 1995 is crap.
 * Mike Bronson, a 6-foot-4, muscular Invisible to Gaydar who is a pre-med major, . He is usually a Nice Guy / Gentle Giant and the voice of reason, especially to his Unlucky Childhood Friend Gracie. He loves Shounen and Bara.
 * Gracie Wong, Mike's Fag Hag and rabid Yaoi Fangirl. A Gonk with Nerd Glasses who lives too much inside of her own head and is oblivious to reality.
 * Lance La Rue, a Camp Straight Kavorka Man/ Casanova Hentai fanboy who has a way of charming his way into the pants of many a Yaoi Fangirl.
 * Melissa 'Missy' Kowalski, a lesbian male-to-female Transsexualism who just came back from studying abroad in Japan. Is fluent in Japanese, has seen pretty much every anime without subtitles, and rides a motorcycle.
 * Nina Steinbrenner, one of the German students studying at Mills for her master's degree (in English). Nina is pretty much the epitome of Tsundere, has a fairly flat chest and Hazel Eyes, and hates it when Americans stereotype Germans. Secretly likes Magical Girl shows. Is also an outspoken fan of Rammstein and other Neue Deutsche Härte bands. She and Liese are Heterosexual Life Partners.
 * Liese Meyer, the other student from Germany, doing graduate study at Mills (in comparative literature). A cute, short, blond Lipstick Lesbian with big breasts, her personality ranges between Shrinking Violet and The Ojou, with an occasional stop at Yamato Nadeshiko. She speaks five languages, even though her English is a bit off. Is extremely attractive to men (thus earning her nickname of "Moeblob"), even though it pains her that the girls don't want her. Liese is a Yuri Fangirl and a bit of a Covert Pervert.

It can be read here. A review by Something Awful can be found here.


 * All Love Is Unrequited
 * Animesque: Sort of.
 * Anything That Moves Deconstructed:
 * Author Appeal: AND HOW. Pretty much the whole reason this novel exists: Cast Full of Gay, Anime and Manga fandom, Germans and linguistics. It's safe to say that unless you're a troper, you will not enjoy this novel. Hell, even if you are.
 * Cast Full of Gay: It's like the BK Kids, but with different sexual orientations.
 * Cosplay Otaku Girl: As well as some Cosplay Otaku Guys.
 * Each character's Cosplay somehow lampshades their respective character traits.
 * Fan Convention: GenkiCon. No, it's not a murderfest hosted by a psychotic man in a cat suit, despite how cool that premise would be.
 * Genre Savvy Pretty much everyone...except for Gracie. She's more straddling the line between Wrong Genre Savvy and Genre Blind.
 * Germanic Depressives: Played with with Nina (she does laugh, but she's usually pretty stern); and subverted with Liese (she's as cute, sweet and happy as they come).
 * The subversion is even lampshaded (various characters note that Liese is German and a lesbian, though she acts like neither one).
 * Otaku, Occidental Otaku: Everyone.
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: Some of the situations in the novel are somewhat modified versions of things that have actually happened to the author at anime conventions and elsewhere in anime fandom.
 * Rule of Funny
 * Show Within a Show: The Shounen Magical Girl Tournament Arc program, Gravy Fighter Haruhi, and.
 * Shout-Out: TONS, including several to the creator's favorite anime, Yu Yu Hakusho; Monty Python; Little Britain, and a whole lot more.
 * Whole-Plot Reference / Homage
 * Straw Character: Gracie, hands down, even more so than everybody else.
 * Straw Traitor: Many people have joined the anime club because they were kicked out of their race/religion/sexual orientation group for appearing to be one of these to the other race/religion/sexual orientation group members.
 * Translation Convention: For the most part, except when the English-speaking characters are confused by foreign words.
 * Viewers Are Geniuses, Genius Bonus: You will find certain scenes funnier if you speak German or Japanese. Heck, most of the novel is an anime fandom in-joke.
 * Write What You Know
 * Write What You Know