Card-Carrying Villain/Quotes

"''"I use my powers for evil

I use them any way I want

I use them any way I please"''"

- Lesbian Bed Death, "I Use My Powers For Evil"

""Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!""

- Professor Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective

""God, I love being a bad guy.""

- Hugo Snyder, Three Ninjas

""Hello, McFly? I'm evil!""

-, LG 15 The Resistance Season Finale

""I am not a good person. I have never been a good person.""

- Triple H, WWE Monday Night Raw 3-Mar-2009, making the understatement of the century.

""I'm evil. Get it?""

- Skrawl, Chalk Zone

""I'm Doctor Horrible! I have a Ph. D in Horribleness!""

- Billy/Doctor Horrible, Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog

"Castle Heterodyne: Then - you're not angry?

Agatha: Nah. You did good.

Castle: "Good." ... Hrm. Perhaps ... you could phrase it some other way?"

- Girl Genius

"Vegeta: Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!

Goku: Well that's not very nice!

Vegeta: Of course not! I'm f*** ing evil!


 * And Later*

Vegeta: Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Goku: Huh?

Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! * crushes Goku's legs*

Goku: * Screams in pain* ... That was in terrible taste!

Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!"

- Dragon Ball Abridged, "Episode 10, part 1"

""We all have flaws," he said, "and mine is being wicked.""

- James Thurber, The 13 Clocks

"Jimmy Neutron I have invited the Evil Syndicate here for a reason.

Tak: But they're evil.

Patrick: How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate are evil?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I say that the "Evil" part of the name is a dead giveaway."

- Nicktoons: Globs of Doom

""The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know.""

- Prince Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

""You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!""

- Blood, Transformers Super God Masterforce

""One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot.""

- Bowser Koopa, The Super Mario Bros Super Show

""Ware ga akuma da!" (I am the devil!)"

- Dr. Weil, Mega Man Zero 4

"KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!"

- Kharn The Betrayer, great guy, Warhammer 40000

"''"And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,

To entertain these fair well-spoken days,

I am determined to prove a villain

And hate the idle pleasures of these days."''"

- Gloucester, Richard III, I.i

"''"O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb?

I am no baby, I, that with base prayers

I should repent the evils I have done:

Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did

Would I perform, if I might have my will;

If one good deed in all my life I did,

I do repent it from my very soul."''"

- Aaron, Titus Andronicus, V.iii

"I do it all because I'm evil,

and I do it all for free,

your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."

- Voltaire, "When You're Evil"

"We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing."

- O'Brien, Nineteen Eighty-Four.

"What can I say? I'm a bad guy. I do bad things. It's my job. And it beats working retail."

- The Big Boss (Lynch), Gen 13 -- Grunge: The Movie

"I will not apologize

You're mine for the taking

I'm making a career of evil"

- Blue Oyster Cult, "Career Of Evil"

""Grab the gem!" Freeze screams to his Eskimo henchmen. "Kill the heroes!" (You know, I haven't heard a bad guy actually refer to his opponents as "heroes" since I watched episodes of The Superfriends.)"

- The Agony Booth's recap of Batman and Robin

""Say goodnight to the bad guy!""

- Tony Montana, Scarface

""Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!""

- The Underminer, The Incredibles

"The President: You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything.

Seth: Hell, I did."

- Seth Angus Billy Cletus Bubba Jamie Clement Callum Cowie, The Authority

"Evil is actually in my job description."

- Demon Overlord Zetta, Makai Kingdom

"'"'Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid."''"

- Black Manta, Aquaman

"Obscurio: And you, Magmion, you did an excellent job.

Magmion: My heart is filled with joy at your praise, Master!

Obscurio: Heart, you say? Do not forget, we don't have a heart!"

- Gormiti the Lords of Nature Return

"I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my job."

- The Pollisand, Ascending

"What do you want from us?! We're evil! EVIL!!"

- Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, Mystery Science Theater 3000

""I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am.""

- Vicky, The Fairly Odd Parents

"''What do we care about nice?

What do we care about sweet?

All that we care about's vice

And deceit,

Eating the mice,

Cheating the dice,

Which is neat,

We've got no time for taste.

Who's got the time to waste?

We've got a better plan

To be as mean as we can!

What do we care about grace?

What do we care about shy?

What do you say to a pie

In the face,

Or to a punch,

Right in the lunch,

Or the eye?

We hate your ugly mug, this putrid place,

The lousy stinking human race.

What we love most

Is just disgusting and gross!

We don't care for sweet serenity.

We prefer obscenity.

Low-life language filling the air.

So there!

What do we care for polite?

What do we care for genteel?

What do you say to a fight

That's for real?

Really corrupt,

Don't interrupt!

It's a deal.

We wanna fill the world with truly crude things,

Loathsome lewd things, really rude things.

Can't you tell?

We hate each other as well!

We shout our dirty words in dirty voices.

We like dirt fights, not Rolls Royces.

Stick it there.

'Cause what the heck do we care?

What do we care?

What do we caaaaaaaaaaaare!''"

- The Singing Cat Gang's Villain Song, "What Do We Care", from Tom and Jerry The Movie

""What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!""

- Dr. Insano

""I do not serve things that are evil. I am evil.""

- Armus, from the Star Trek the Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil".

""We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, Troper. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day.""

- Mr. Bocor, City of Villains

""This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them.""

- The Joker, The Dark Knight

""My own mother thought I was a monster. [Beat] She was right of course. But it still hurt.""

- Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender

""Look at me! I am sublime! I AM THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL!!!""

- Luca Blight, Suikoden II

""And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was ESPECIALLY evil. Draw that next!""

- Dr. Ivo Robotnik, from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

""HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!""

- Spadang Skaran, The Evill of Spadang Skaran

""I'm just a ganster, I suppose.""

- Avon Barksdale, The Wire

""A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!""

- Dionne's own campaign posters, Precocious

""Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse.""

- Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Game of Thrones

""In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming.""

- Loki, Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws

""I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are.""

- 'William Regal, 11/06/11 episode of FCW''.

"Kermit the Frog: Why are you doing this?

Nicky Holiday: Because I'm a villain, pure and simple."

- The Great Muppet Caper

""You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!""

- Tamerlane

"Superman: Why are you doing this?

Drax: Because I'm evil. Always have been, always will be."

- Legion of Super Heroes