House of Leaves/Drinking Game

Drinking game for House of Leaves:
 * Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these;
 * Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper.
 * Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampano and his writing is.
 * Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates.
 * Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs.
 * Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of Stealth Pun.
 * Take a sip every time h appears in blue, including in other languages.
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