Spooks/Quotes

"Jools Siviter: Are we going to have to come over the river and potty-train you people?"

"Harry: Oh, shag."

"Harry: That is a totally illegal, madcap scheme. I like it."

"Ruth: Shall I hit him again, Adam? * Adam: Only if you want to."

"Zaf: Where's Jo? * Ros: Death by mascara. It was horrible to watch. Ruth's agonizing over the fact that there are no more horses in modern-day warfare, and Adam's on a course learning how to lift his knuckles off the ground. So you'll have to do with me, I'm afraid. * Zaf: Shouldn't you be in prison or something? * Ros: This is the something."

"Harry: Ros, look at me. * Ros: Harry! * Harry: Look at me. Ros! You are an outstanding officer. You are MY outstanding officer. Don't be afraid. Do not be afraid. * Ros (in tears): Now is not the time to start patronizing me. Don't you know any good jokes?"

"Ros: Congratulations. Your testicles are yours to take home with you."

"Harry: I want to shut down the Internet."