Some of My Best Friends Are X/Quotes

"I'm not racist, my sister's boyfriend's black I'm not racist, my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy got a brother and his girlfriend's black"

- Joyner Lucas, rapping from the perspective of a white man, "I'm Not Racist"

""Fake news will tell you that we don’t care for Jews. I'll tell you all this because I've seen it all so I just want to set the record straight while they're here. One of our attorneys is a Jew.""

- Kayla Moore, wife of Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, December 11, 2017 (He actually turned out to be a Jewish born-again Christian.)