Patrick Stewart Speech/Playing With

Basic Trope: A character defends humanity by pointing out its strengths.
 * Straight: Aliens want to destroy humanity because Humans Are Bastards. Bob attempts to convince them otherwise.
 * Exaggerated: Bob states that humanity is superior to all other species in the universe and is morally infallible.
 * Justified: Aliens have put Humanity On Trial and Bob is the defense attorney.
 * Inverted: Bob tries to convince the aliens, who have come in peace, that humanity deserves to be wiped out.
 * Subverted: Bob can't think of any good reason to defend humanity.
 * Bob starts out defending humanity but it quickly turns into a Humans Are Bastards speech instead.
 * Double Subverted: A friend comes up with one at the last minute.
 * Alternatively, Bob's honesty encourages the aliens to give humans a chance for redemption
 * Alternatively, Bob re-affirms his words despite the lack of reasons by explaining that Humans Are Flawed which makes them as special as they are.
 * Parodied: Bob defends humanity for utterly trivial reasons.
 * Deconstructed: It turns out that Bob is either lying or is clearly deluded.
 * Reconstructed: His words still inspire humanity to improve themselves.
 * Zig Zagged: Some of the time, Bob thinks Humans Are Bastards, and sometimes he thinks they are worth defending.
 * Averted: Bob makes no attempt to argue why the aliens shouldn't destroy humanity.
 * Enforced: "We feel that by explaining how Humans Are Special, Bob looks more heroic"
 * Lampshaded: "You're going to give one of those speeches on why humans are great, aren't you?"
 * Defied: Bob decides not to defend humans because they are special in anyway, but because destroying any sapient species is wrong.
 * Alternately, Bob refuses to give such a speech, preferring to simply wipe out the aliens who are questioning humanity.
 * Discussed: ???
 * Conversed: "Whenever the aliens invade in movies, there is always someone who will say why we deserve saving."

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