Guilty Party/Funny

"The Captain: Why do I care? I'm on a cruise!"
 * Chapter 5's opening cutscene. The anchor's missing! So is the steering wheel! The ship could run aground! Isn't the captain bothered?

"Rudy: Uncle Max! Who's going to be our archnemesis now? Max: [eating a donut] Don't. Care."
 * There's also Max's reaction when Mr. Valentine is finally unmasked.