Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Awesome

"Friar Tuck: Gold. You sold your soul to Satan, your Grace. You accused innocent men of witchcraft and sentenced them to die... Bishop of Hereford: But brother friar, you would strike another man of the cloth? Friar Tuck: No, I wouldn't. In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey! You have to take a lot of gold to help you on your way. (shoves more bags of gold into the Bishop's arms) You are a very rich man! And that, and that. (finally throws him a small bag) And here... here's thirty pieces of silver to pay the Devil, on your way to Hell!
 * The Plucky Comic Relief has a few moments in the sun in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Friar Tuck catches the corrupt bishop trying to flee a tower with gold.

(shoves Bishop off the tower to his death)"

"But they took our land! Then, by God, we take it back!"
 * He also cheerfully refuses to surrender when first ambushed by Robin and his men, and gives a good account of himself in the fight that follows; sincerely apologizes to the "heathen" Azeem for misjudging him, after the Moor's knowledge of medicine saves a difficult childbirth; and proclaims to a rapt audience that the true blessing of wheat is not bread, "which any fool can eat", but beer.
 * Robin shooting a flaming arrow straight into a guard's chest while barrels full of gunpowder explode and burn behind him.


 * Most scenes with Azeem, especially his Rousing Speech near the end, and his Big Damn Heroes moment . Morgan Freeman (along with Alan Rickman) totally stole this movie... not so hard when the leading actor is a block of wood.