Embarrassing First Name/Quotes

"Nick: "Who's Jack?" Tawaki: "C. S. Lewis. You try going by the name of Clive Staples sometime.""

- Protectors of the Plot Continuum, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Real Story

"777: "Daisukenojo" Beat: "Bwahh!""

- The World Ends With You

"''Well my daddy left home when I was three

And he didn't leave much to ma and me,

Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid,

But the meanest thing that he ever did

Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue'.''"

- Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue

""This Marmaduke business. I want to take that up with you some time. Fancy you keeping that dark all these years." "There's nothing wrong with being christened Marmaduke." said Chuffy, a little heatedly. "Nothing wrong, no. But we shall all have a good laugh about it at the Drones." "Bertie," said Chuffy tensely, "if you breath a word of it to those blighters at the Drones, I'll track you to the ends of the earth and strangle you with my bare hands.""

- PG Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves

"There are only two ways a child can go with a name like Pippin Galadriel Moonchild, and Pepper had chosen the other one."

- Good Omens

"Gumshoe: [To Phoenix] Anyway, get the name right. And don't go calling me "Dick"... Police: Hey, Dick! Get over here! Gumshoe: Y-yes, sir!"

- Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

"You shouldn't name a boy "Cyril" or "Percy", because the other boys will want to punch him repeatedly in the mouth, and I can't say as I blame them. And you shouldn't give a girl's name a cute spelling, such as "Cyndi", because no matter how many postgraduate degrees she gets she will never advance any further than clerk-typist."

- Dave Barry, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home

"Sonic: If you don't get out of here right now, I'll tell everyone your real name is "Miles"! Tails: No! Not that!"

- The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog