Why Won't You Die?

"Creedy: Die! (bang) Die! (bang bang) WHY WON'T YOU DIE? (bang bang bang click click) [more quietly] Why won't you die?

V: Beneath this mask is more than flesh; beneath this mask there is an idea, Mister Creedy -- and ideas. Are. Bulletproof!"

- V for Vendetta

An old and well-used Stock Phrases, most frequently used by villains who have seen a Made of Iron hero calmly walk through Death Traps, fought their way out of a carefully laid ambush, Outrun the Fireball from an explosion, or pull a Scope Snipe on their highly paid killers. And really, at that point, can you blame them?

Variations: "What does it take to kill you?", "How Many Times Must I Kill You?", and "Why won't you STAY dead?!!", which are generally reserved for when the hero comes Back From the Dead, or returns after a No One Could Survive That and/or Never Found the Body scenario.

Although it's far more common for the villains to say it, it's not exclusive to them. If it's a good guy saying it, it will most commonly come from a Muggles type of hero or character about some supernatural or Implacable Man villain, or by someone who is closer to the Anti Hero side of the Morality Axis than to Ideal Hero and is getting frustrated with their enemy seeming to have Joker Immunity. Subtrope of Staying Alive. Contrast Dead to Begin With.

See also Healing Factor and Pulling Themselves Together for reasons that these people/things will not stay dead. Also Prepare to Die and You Have No Chance to Survive for what this trope defies. For Video Game Boss Battle equivalents that can provoke this reaction in players, see Marathon Boss, Sequential Boss and Damage Sponge Boss.

NOTE: This trope is about when the phrase (or something similar) is said in the story. For dead characters whose deaths never seem to "stick," see Death Is Cheap.

Anime & Manga
"Vegeta: [While punching a transforming Gohan] No, no! Stop it! Stop, damn you! WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?!"
 * Polnareff says this to Vanilla Ice in Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure after stabbing him all the way in the mouth. Vanilla Ice tells him that he "doesn't have time for dying", but Polnareff later realizes that
 * Fans of Dragonball Z have certainly said this enough times while watching some of the fights, But two times of characters saying it comes to mind: when Frieza is fighting Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan, he begins to wonder if they're immortal because they keep coming back. (Then he notices Dende healing them). Later he says a variant when Goku reveals he's Not Quite Dead. There are probably plenty more.
 * Vegeta utters this line word-for-word while blasting at a regenerating Meta Cooler.
 * Even the DBZ Abridged Vegeta isn't an exception during his fight on Earth.

"Why won't he die? Why won't he die?!"
 * One Piece: Crocodile asked this question of Luffy after impaling him and dehydrating him, in that order.
 * Neon Genesis Evangelion, when Asuka's trying to stab an angel that's been so strengthened by hatching in an active volcano, her knife can't pierce it: "Die, damn you!"
 * There is also Asuka fighting the 14th angel. "Why won't you collapse damn you!?"
 * A much, much nastier example can be found in End of Evangelion. This happens three times, maybe. The first is when the JSSDF decide to try and destroy Unit 02 with a battleship, a couple of artillery and tank battalions and a small army. Needless to say, they fail. Then Asuka fights the nine Mass Production Evas. She kills them all. And then they regenerate, despite being cut in half, missing the head, missing an arm etc. Asuka probably was thinking this, except for the fact she had been Then, Unit 02 and Asuka are . And she tries to reach up and attack them. So they.
 * And then, just to be sure, they take some of the remains and eat on-the-fly, and drop them as soon as EVA-01 shows up.
 * In the original Gainax Ending, Rei asks "Why am I still alive?"
 * In the original version of EVA-01 versus Zeruel, Zeruel still has the stamina to moan, even as it is being eaten. Don't ask how, it just won't die.
 * In the Rebuild Version of this battle, Zeruel kept getting beaten up for about 20 minutes, before EVA-01 and Shinji initiate Third Impact and cause Zeruel to explode in a huge explosion of blood (not as much as Sahaquiel, though. It flooded Tokyo-3 completely by dying).
 * Fullmetal Alchemist: "How many times do I have to kill you before you die?"
 * Though in this case it's treated more as an annoyance.
 * Gantz manga: The Nurarihyon fight went on and on and on, suffering quite a few explosive "deaths," just to show up in yet ANOTHER form. It gets to the point where one of the team members bemoans how this fight just never ends.
 * Koichiro Kase has this reaction towards the end of an episode of Weiss Kreuz after Ken returns unscathed from Kase's second attempt at killing him. Ken replies solemnly, "I don't like hell."
 * Done in Yu Yu Hakusho, although the circumstances are a little different than normal. When Kurama faces off with, he tricks into being caught by a cursed tree that inescapably binds its victims, then fills their heads with hallucinations while it drains the life energy out of them. Thus, although he is simply bound to the tree,  lives in an eternal hallucination of delivering fatal blow after fatal blow to Kurama, only for Kurama to shrug it off.

": (to ) Damn you... I thought you were dead."
 * In Full Metal Panic, Sousuke has a variant of this towards Gauron, most notably in TSR where.
 * This happens in Fushigi Yuugi before the final battle. Complete with a freakin' Power Walk.


 * Hellsing: At some point in the series, almost every recurring character receives this line or similar for their astounding survivability. One noteworthy instance of Alucard's insane durability has him flying a stealth plane at breakneck speed into a battleship, wading into a hail of bullets and grenades from its crew, then taking over a dozen gut shots from an enchanted bullet the size of his noggin.
 * In Bleach, Szayel Aporro says this to Mayuri during their fight. "Why?! I destroyed all of your organs and tendons! So why won't you die?!"
 * Spoken word-for-word in Nabari no Ou by Kannuki-sensei after was shot in the heart and came back to life.
 * Anti-hero Guts and the monsters that he fights say this back and forth to each other in Berserk.

Comics
""*BANG* DIE! *BANG* DIE! *BANG* WILL YOU @&$(# DIE!?""
 * Deathstroke asks this of an alternate version of himself that really doesn't at all look like Deadpool.
 * Doctor Doom is flabbergasted by Reed Richards' perseverance to the point of expressing this trope word-for-word in ALL CAPS ON MANY DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. Special props to Fantastic Four #200, after Reed escapes from a sealed incinerator by squeezing through the tiny pipeline leading from a jet blasting poisonous chlorine gas into his face.
 * In an issue of Adam Warren's Dirty Pair, Kei, fighting an artificially created "warbeast", starts unloading into its head at zero range with a gun capable of stopping a Power Suit with one shot.

"Hellboy: Hey, fall down, man!"
 * In the Seed of Destruction storyline, Hellboy shoots Rasputin in the head...


 * Scud the Disposable Assassin shouts this or something similar at a zombified Tyrannosaurus Rex, after emptying a combat shotgun into its face. Destroying the brain is a lot harder when said brain is the size of a pea.

Fan Works

 * In An Entry With a Bang, one shipman has this reaction after a Dropship eats enough SM-2 missiles to supposedly take out a large chunk of the old Soviet air force and still isn't greatly damaged.
 * In Latias Journey, this phrase is applied to most of the undead horrors that keep regenerating -- some after multiple actual deaths, and one.
 * In Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged, Kuwabara has apparently already killed Byakko twice when Byakko comes back again, albeit horribly wounded. Kuwabara asks how many times he has to kill Byakko, only for Yusuke to snarkily reply "Well, once would probably suffice."
 * Vegeta in Dragonball Z Abridged does the same, hilariously, whilst trying to punch Gohan into oblivion as he turns into an Oozaru.
 * Rorschach does this towards Deadpool in I'm a Marvel And Im ADC.
 * Kikami, when she takes control of Sarah's body in the Soul Eater fanfiction Witches Man, Witches while swinging her scythe at the vampire Nikolai. "WHY...WON'T….YOU….DIIIIIEEEEE?"

Films -- Animation
""How many times must I kill you, boy?!""
 * Disney's Aladdin. Jafar says this almost verbatim to Aladdin.


 * Slight variant in Transformers the Movie (the animated one) where Megatron screams "Fall! FALL!" as he shoots Optimus Prime until he finally does fall down.
 * Averted later by Galvatron, who laments, "It's a shame you Autobots die so easily."
 * Said by Nekron in Fire and Ice in a rather narmy fashion.
 * In Kung Fu Panda 2, Shen asks "How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?" when he sees and realizes that Po has recovered from the blow delivered to him by his anti-Kung Fu cannon.
 * Which is just the start of Shen's own Villainous Breakdown.

Films -- Live-Action
"V: Because beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas. Are. Bulletproof."
 * One of the oldest examples in film can be found at the end of Alexander Dovzhenko's Arsenal (1928): "Fall, damn you, FALL! Are you wearing armor or something?" (go to about 1.20, is where it starts)
 * Ivan Drago has one in Rocky IV. "He is not a man. He is a piece of iron."
 * Frequently said by foes of Die Hard's John McClane.
 * In the movie Me Myself and Irene, in one scene a cow refuses to die after having a gun fired until it's empty on it, and was wrestled to death, and beaten with the gun, and left there to die. It apparently was injured, though.
 * Austin Powers says this in his second movie to Robin Swallows, who inexplicably survives being shot, stabbed, falling from a building, being blown up, and quite a few other things.
 * In Freddy vs. Jason, a frustrated Freddy Krueger asks Jason "Why won't you DIE?!" Irony that thick could only have been intentional.
 * Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow (2004). Sky Captain says "Why won't you die?".
 * The V for Vendetta movie has a terrified Creedy asking V "Why won't you die! Why won't you die!" after V massacres his men despite having been shot dozens of times.

"Janus: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
 * Used in the movie version of The Crow where Funboy shoots the hero several times, only to watch in horror as the hero's Healing Factor kicks in and closes the wounds right before his eyes, leading him to cry "Don't you ever fuckin' die?"
 * James Bond
 * Done in the film Goldeneye, complete with Bond One Liner response:

Bond: You first. (gestures to Xenia) You, second."

"Hugo Drax: Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you."
 * Also done in more erudite fashion by Moonraker's Hugo Drax, with a side of How Many Times Must I Kill You:

"Two-Face: Why can't you just DIE?!"
 * Two-Face and The Riddler say this to Batman in Batman Forever. Ironically, the attack the former unleashes on Batman immediately after saying this comes perhaps the closest either of them comes to actually killing him.

"The Riddler: Why? Why can't I kill you?"
 * And then:

"Commodus: What am I going to do with you? You simply won't... die."
 * In the original live-action Transformers movie, while trying to take down a particularly well-armoured Decepticon with a tank for a vehicle mode, one whose name is either "Brawl" or "Devastator" depending on who you ask, Captain William Lennox watches the robot shrug off a severed limb, several disabled weapons systems, and constant fire from Lennox and his marines, and says in disbelief, "These things just don't die!"
 * In X Men 1 movie, a frustrated Toad shouts "Don't you people ever die?" Which is more of a shout-out to the fact that the answer to that question, considering the comics that originate them, is a resounding "NO."
 * One of the many things that gangster Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch is infamous for is surviving being shot 6 times by an enemy. A Flash Back to that event shows the guy shooting Tony screaming "Why won't you fucking die?!!" just before he runs out of bullets.
 * Tony himself has this moment later with Boris "The Bullet Dodger", who takes an entire clip magazine from Tony's Desert Eagle before he finally dies.
 * Averted in The Princess Bride where rather than raging at Westley's unexpected return from the dead, Humperdinck calmly says "I killed you too quickly last time, a mistake I won't duplicate tonight".
 * Mrs. Lovett of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street shouts this.
 * In the 2000 movie Gladiator, Emperor Commodus says a variant of this to Maximus, after the latter has just won a match that was blatantly rigged against him.

"Lo Pan: Is it too much to ask, Thunder?!? Kill him! For me!"
 * In The Sixth Day, Arnold Schwarzenegger's character gets annoyed that the Quirky Miniboss Squad keeps Cloning Blues themselves.
 * In Big Trouble in Little China, the villainous, and now exasperated, Lo Pan expresses a similar sentiment to his underling when he finds that Jack Burton has cheated death yet again...


 * In The Sea Hawk (1940), the evil Lord Wolfingham (Henry Daniell) greets the hero, Geoffrey Thorpe (Errol Flynn) who has escaped from numerous perils, with the words, "Have you nine lives, Captain Thorpe? Surely most of them must be used up by now." Cue Flynning.
 * Parodied in Monty Python and The Holy Grail, where King Arthur maims the Black Knight, who continues to try fighting even after losing his arm... and his other arm... and his legs. He decides to call it a draw at this point, until Arthur starts to leave, and which points the Black Knight declares he'll bite his legs off.
 * In Heroic Trio, the main characters have a brief discussion about this concerning The Dragon who doesn't even seem to feel pain. After that, the fight the Big Bad who goes through about three fake-out deaths before finally going down.
 * At the end of White Heat, a police marksman repeatedly nails Cody Jarrett with a sniper rifle, eventually muttering between reloads, "What's keeping him up?!"

Literature
"Mr. Croup: I already killed you once today. What does it take to teach some people?"
 * In Animorphs, Visser Four yells "Why don't you die?!" after the characters survive yet another should-have-been-fatal blow (see, their trip through time to follow him was part of a Deal With the Devil - an evil Sufficiently Advanced Alien said one dying was the price. The alien's rival and sometime ally of our heroes added the stipulation that only one could die on that trip, so the team discovers that they're suddenly Nigh Invulnerable, regenerating even fatal wounds instantly.)
 * Ciaphas Cain says two variants in a single fight in the novel For the Emperor.
 * In Neverwhere, . Thus:

"Lord Ruler: I killed you, once.
 * George Orwell's essay Shooting an Elephant. By the end of the essay the reader is wishing the poor damn thing would die, too.
 * From Mistborn, another of the "How many times must I kill you?" variety:

Kelsier: You tried. But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent the thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am Hope."


 * Kelsier seemingly immediately after making this statement; and, well, that's where it gets complicated...
 * In Dead Reckoning of the The Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries Sandra pelt has a moment of this where she screams psychotically at the titular character over this as she has by this point taken countless attempts at Sookies life with the heroin surviving all of them mostly unscathed.
 * Redwall book "Mossflower" Martin beats the Big Bad with some help from a  by simply standing up and fighting after... five fatal wounds? (Someone get a count please)

Live-Action TV
"Teal'c: Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded.
 * Super powers and super power-related phlebotenum allowed several characters from Heroes to cheat death. Claire (and Adam Monroe, later Sylar and Arthur Petrelli, and sometimes Peter) can't die; Claire's father Noah can survive being Moe Greened by Suresh thanks to Claire's blood; Peter bounces back from a shotgun blast thanks to a boy's power of healing; characters have also died in timelines that were subsequently kyboshed.
 * A slight variation: the Doctor Who episode "Dalek" has the Doctor yelling, "Why don't you just die!" to the title monster in a death machine. Counts, though, because he went to a lot of effort to wipe out their race at the cost of his own, and isn't happy this one slipped through the cracks.
 * "I CANNOT DIE!!! I!!! AM!!! DAVROS!!!"
 * Averted by the Master after shooting the unkillable Jack with his laser screwdriver: "And the best part is, he's not dead for long! I GET TO KILL HIM AGAIN!"
 * Speaking of Jack, on Torchwood, his enemies (particuarly John Hart when they're first reunited) are "a little bit annoyed that they can't permanently get rid of him.
 * Psych episode "American Duos" Zapato Dulce: "You ruined everything! Why won't you die?"
 * The main characters of Stargate SG-1 do this in speaking about archenemy Apophis.

Col. O'Neill: Somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."

"Colbert: (grinning) Why won't that story die?"
 * Also implied about Dr. Daniel Jackson more than once... But then he DID come back from deadly situations more than once.
 * Star Trek Enterprise: The evil Mirror Universe version of Dr. Phlox said "Would you kindly die?" to an alien prisoner who was proving frustratingly hard to kill with the (not so) good doctor's pressure chamber.
 * Used ironically on The Colbert Report, during a period where Colbert was taking any excuse, however flimsy, to repeatedly show a clip of controversial pastor Jeremiah Wright:

"Angel: Come on! I'm holding your head!"
 * Parodied in an episode of Bottom: On getting a whiff of the lethal alcoholic mixture Eddie carries around in his hip flask, Richie inquires 'How are you alive?'. Eddie grins, taps the side of his nose, and cheerfully replies 'I may very well not be.'
 * In the 8th season of Scrubs, there is briefly a new Chief of Medicine, Dr Taylor Maddox. Despite her very friendly and personable attitude toward her co-workers, she has a very cold-blooded and by the book approach to taking care of patients, which leads Cloudcuckoolander J.D. to imagine her trying to smother a patient with a pillow while shouting "Why won't you die?!!" because the patient's insurance coverage has run out.
 * In the first season finale of Leverage, there is a mundane example. An opponent growls at a badly-beaten Eliot Spencer: "Why won't you go down?" Eliot laughs.
 * Variation in Angel, where Angel is fighting a demon and decapitates it. The demon's body stirs.

"Crichton: Damn, what's it take to kill you? Explosions? Silver bullets? ...Buffy?"
 * There's a more typical one on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer end, with Buffy going "WHY...WON'T...YOU...DIE?" as she's pounding.
 * Tina Greer asks this in the Smallville episode "Visage", as her Super Strength is not nearly enough to defeat Clark Kent.
 * Brad Willis from Neighbours: He was shot by Bob Landers, attacked by a shark, saved Beth and Hannah from a burning cottage... and none of it killed him.
 * Not to mention the various attempts on Paul Robinson's life. He has been pushed off a cliff (twice), sent poisoned letters, almost strangled to death, shot in the chest by his own son, kidnapped and mind-tortured, suffered from a life-threatening brain tumor, and pushed off the mezzanine of a building. Even he has expressed surprise over not being dead yet.
 * The Star Wars Expanded Universe gives us Abeloth, who even when her body is burned, survives.
 * Top Gear once tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux by having it suffering a series of increasingly terrible accidents. Driving down stairs, driving into a tree, leaving it at the beach at low-tide, driving through a hut, dropping a caravan on it, and bashing it with a wrecking ball didn't kill it. So they set it on fire. That's didn't work either. So they tried again in a later episode and cranked it Up to Eleven.
 * Scorpius in Farscape is really bad at staying dead through a combination of Made of Iron, really excellent planning, and some impressive body armor.
 * Scorpius in Farscape is really bad at staying dead through a combination of Made of Iron, really excellent planning, and some impressive body armor.
 * Scorpius in Farscape is really bad at staying dead through a combination of Made of Iron, really excellent planning, and some impressive body armor.

Music

 * Morriseys song "Margaret on the Guillotine"; asks this question in regards to Margaret Thatcher.
 * the Eminem song Go to Sleep features a variation. Namely, "why are you still alive!?"

Professional Wrestling
"Triple H: Stay Down! JUST DIE!"
 * During Triple H and The Undertaker's match at Wrestlemania 27, everything Hunter hit Taker with wouldn't keep him down. Pedigree? Nope, Three Pedigree's? Not even close, Steel chairshot to the head and The Undertaker's very own Tombstone Piledriver? gets a two and a half count...Triple H fucking loses it

Tabletop Games

 * The reaction of many a Killer DM upon facing down a player Barbarian in Dungeons and Dragons. Dropped to 0 HP? Activates a death-ignoring ability, keeps fighting, is healed to above 0, ending the power effect. Dropped to 0 HP again? Activates the second ability, keeps fighting, is healed to above 0, ending the power effect. Dropped to 0 HP again? Activates another ability, keeps fighting. Built in such a way, a Barbarian can and, frequently, will keep fighting until he dies on his feet or kills the entire enemy group.
 * In Magic the Gathering, New Phyrexia will continue whenever a drop of Phyrexian oil remains. Also, Squee, Goblin Nabob returns to your hand when he would otherwise go to the graveyard. There's also Platinum Angel, which makes it so you can't lose.
 * What many Warhammer 40000 player say when facing a Necron army. Their rule "We'll be back!" effectively gives almost every unit killed a 50/50 chance of getting back up(doesn't affect all unit types, and if said unit was killed by certain weapons, this rule doesn't apply) Furthermore, the Necron player can give his units an even greater chance to get back up.

Video Games
"Vlad: Dammit! What do I have to do to make you die?!"
 * Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops. Null: "Why won't you die, Snake?"
 * says something along these lines when you succeed on breaking free of the cage he wove for you from your own doubts at the end of Jade Empire.
 * Vladimir Zakarov says this to Tequila at one point during the Penthouse stage in the John Woo game Stranglehold.

"Horne: What do you mean, "he's unstoppable?" You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped. You outnumber him at least twenty to one. Do... your... job!"
 * Mission Vao in Knights of the Old Republic has an exasperated "Just Die Already!" as a Battle Cry. Other than that, this trope is conspicuously absent, while people will constantly comment on characters surviving situations where No One Could Survive That, they rarely seem to be angry or frustrated about this. They seem pretty willing to chalk it up to the Force... and.
 * In The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, hostile NPCs will sometimes shout "Why! Won't! You! Die!?" as a battle drags on.
 * Interestingly, in one of the expansion packs, the enemies won't die, prompting one soldier to loudly scream "Why! Won't! You! Stay! DEAD?!"
 * Max Payne
 * Nicole Horne issues this message to her men:

"Goon: Boss... Gognitti... it's Max Payne... he came and... started cappin' us... He killed... ugh...
 * A similar message is issued to a group of Mooks earlier on in the game, with the inclusion of the phrase "He's just one lousy cop!"

Gognitti: Are you freakin' kidding me? He's just one lousy cop! You'd better be freakin' kiddin' me! Whack him! What's the freakin' problem?! Hello? Answer me! Hello?!"

": What the fuck is wrong with you Max? Why don't you just die? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little. Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!"
 * gives a much more explicit version of this near the end of Max Payne 2.

"Dr. Breen: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident. I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that -- an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him?"
 * At a certain point in Half-Life 2, a frustrated Dr. Breen has this to say to the soldiers that Gordon Freeman's been killing for a while now:

"Necrophobe: Enough of this. Die!
 * The trailer for Lucas Arts' canceled sequel to Sam and Max Hit the Road has Max yelling "Why! Won't! You! Just! Die!" at a foiled carjacker while jumping up and down on his stomach. Later given a Mythology Gag in the Telltale Games series, made by the same people who were on the Lucas project.
 * In Tales of Monkey Island,
 * Final Fantasy V
 * This exchange:


 * (snort) I believe that's MY line!!!"

"Various logbooks: She's just ONE HUMAN!"
 * When Galuf battles Exdeath alone to save his friends, gets hit with everything the villain has got, gets his Hit Points down to zero, yet the fight doesn't end; Exdeath even asks Galuf why he won't die, and Galuf retorts, "Because they are my Friends!!". Sadly.
 * In Bio Shock, Andrew Ryan delivers a more Sesquipedalian version: "Why are you so resistant to the traditional methods of separating a man from his soul?"
 * Iji
 * Both the Tasen and Komato ask this about Iji, whether you play a Pacifist Run or Kill Em All.

"Asha: No! You can't still be alive! I KILLED YOU! Oh well... I should be grateful. This means I get to KILL YOU TWICE!"
 * A variant of this is also used directly if you use a checkpoint before dying in a certain boss battle.

"Asha: How many times do I have to kill you!? I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES AND FIRE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM INTO A BLACK HOLE! TEN TIMES OVER!!!"
 * In fact, it's possible to use both checkpoints in the level and still make it back to Asha. The player has to know the game inside and out and go well out of his way to pull it off, and Asha is absolutely infuriated at the implausibility of it all.

"Asha: Just DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 * And whenever you're fighting Asha, he will occasionally scream out in frustration

"Blutarch: I have mounted an epic campaign of leisure against the ravages of time. Waiting for nature to do to my brother what my men could not. And yet here we are at the end. And he...won't...DIE."
 * Iji herself will sometimes shout this at her enemies if you're playing as a One Woman Army.
 * Wild Dog from Time Crisis. He will ALWAYS return for the next game, no matter how much damage he takes or how unlikely his survival is. In 3, the heroes actually ask him, right before he "self-destructs", "Don't you ever die?"
 * In the official comics for Team Fortress 2, Blutarch Mann, CEO of Builders League United (BLU) has this to say about his twin brother, Redmond:

": What, are you still alive? You are joking. You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!"
 * Lampshaded in First Encounter Assault Recon: Project Origin'' by Colonel Vanek, who demands to know why his five hundred-strong army of special forces commandos haven't been able to kill Becket.
 * Eldar Guardians in Dawn of War say this when locked in close combat, and inflect the words with a typically Eldar amount of venemous contempt.
 * In Portal 2, at the end of the game, when finds out that Chell is still alive after part five of the four-part plan:

"Garrus: Honestly? The Collectors managed to kill you once, and all that did is piss you off. I can't imagine they'll stop you this time."
 * Lord Nergal says this word-for-word in Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword after
 * In Blaz Blue, one of Ragna's battle cries is "Die! Die already!" In Jin's Story Mode in Calamity Trigger, he says this in one path after
 * Hazama also does this a lot.
 * Mass Effect 2 hangs a lampshade on this after Commander Shepard is brought back to life.

"Harbinger: Shepard, you have become an annoyance."
 * The Reapers are definitely getting tired of Shepard.

"Swift: LIEUTENANT SIMMONS! I specifically instructed you to stay buried!
 * At one point the mercenary boss during Grunt's recruitment mission screams "There are three of them! 'Three! Anything can be killed if you'd just do your damn jobs!" as Shepard's squad smashes through her army.
 * Nathan Drake says this to Big Bad Lazarevic in the final battle of Uncharted 2. Something along the lines of "My god... why won't you die?!". Lazarevic may sometimes say it to Nate as well.
 * In Saints Row 2, after defeating Mr. Sunshine, the Sons of Samedi's resident voodoo practitioner, he keeps getting up after being shot repeatedly. Quite annoyed by all this, the protagonist shoots him a few more times shouting "For fuck's sake, die already!"
 * Minor example in Persona 4 is when Kanji attacks a shadow, but fails to finish it, he sometimes shouts, "Lay down and die already!"
 * In Tower of Heaven, the deity winds up shouting, "How dare you... How dare you continue to live?"
 * Reversed in Emperor: Battle For Dune. During the intro, the ruling body of House Ordos encourages you by showing the former supreme commander's... head. Connected to a machine so that it stays completely conscious and contemplates its failure for all eternity. It only has one line: "Let me die."
 * If you lose twice during the campaign, your head gets hooked up to the same machine, and you face that commander once again. "Why won't they just let us die?"
 * Fear is an efficient tool of management. Failure is not an option.
 * Fable III has a humorous version during an undead assault of a base, where wisps are possessing dead bodies, including those of recently-deceased soldiers:

Finn: Oh why do nobody follow orders anymore?"


 * In Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One, Commander Spog will at one point, while pursuing you, say "How are you STILL ALIVE?!"
 * In Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, Eva-Beatrice says this so often that it's practically her Catch Phrase.

Web Comics
""what's with all these heads and where do you get off being so impossible anyways. we spent more than half the game fighting you.""
 * Bob and George has at least two variants here and here.
 * When suffering deeply from Cerebus Syndrome, Exploitation Now has this line being said to the villain: "Please die this time, OK?"
 * The Order of the Stick
 * Big Bad Xykon combines the two phrasings, albeit for non-main characters in this strip (source for the page pic).
 * In this strip, Nale tells Elan, "I'm reasonably certain I've already killed you once today. I'd hate for things to get repetitive."
 * In Goblins, when Goblinslayer's Dragon tries to kill Big Ears with an axe that Ears is immune to, he winds up asking "How many times do I have to kill you before you'll die!?" after seeing Ears survive several killing blows unharmed.
 * Of course, this is one of the complaints Problem Sleuth politely draws attention to with his special POISON PEN LETTER attack.


 * In Dubious Company, though never said directly, Tiren definitely thinks this of Mary after the latter embarrassingly curb-stomps the former. In turn, Mary thinks this of Walter after he interrupts her In the Name of The Moon speech. Naturally, both jump at the chance to attack their subject of loathing and have yet to succeed after numerous attempts.

Web Original
"Yvonne: WHY...WON'T...YOU...DIE?!?
 * While not a video game per se, Zero Punctuation has used a panel of an imp desperately calling this out against the hero a few times now...
 * In his Halloween special, one of the toys says this to The Nostalgia Critic when they're punishing him for giving Teddy Ruxpin a bad review.
 * SCP Foundation: SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile. The name is actually a misnomer, as it implies that it can be killed. The only thing they haven't tried yet is a 300 megaton nuke, and that's because the thought of a giant regenerating adapts-to-whatever-you're-using-on-it lizard that can resist nukes is too horrible to bear.
 * Chapel: Yvonne says this to Chapel in the first-season episode "Inked." Also counts as Punctuated for Emphasis.

Chapel: Offhand, I'd say it's because YOU SUCK AT KILLING ME!!!"

Western Animation
""Doggone it, why won't you DIE?!""
 * Dr. Orpheus from The Venture Brothers fights a vampire at one point, but is unacquainted with the proper vampire killing technique. He gets increasingly frustrated when the vampire he keeps blasting just gets back up. "Oh, for heaven's...Why won't he just die?"
 * Megatron must have been asking himself this in Transformers Animated after he kills Starscream, who comes back from the dead for revenge... and gets killed by Megatron again... and again and again (he was immortal at the time).
 * Samurai Jack. "Samurai, samurai... why won't YOU DIIIIIE!?"
 * In the first season finale of Jackie Chan Adventures, Shendu responds to Jackie interrupting his endgame plan with "How many lives do you possess?!"
 * In the Valentine's Day episode of The Simpsons, the skywriter with whom Homer has been struggling finally succumbs to the urge to vent:

""Awww why doesn't anything kill me?""
 * In the episode Homer Scissorhands, driven mad by all the constant chatter by the women he styles, drives him to commit barbercide. Where he causally walks over and drinks a glass of blue cleaning liquid for his tools, only for nothing to happen.

""Frankie the Squealer, why won't you DIE?"
 * In the Halloween episode where Homer kills Death, the Springfield mafia pick a bad time to deal with Frankie the Squealer.

"If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear!" (they keep shooting) "Better call my wife, tell her I'll be late." (takes out mobile while still being shot)."


 * Gargoyles
 * In the four-part episode "City of Stone", a man in a mask who Demona identifies as "The Hunter" shows up to stop her. She says somewhat incredulously, "How many times must I destroy you?!" Subverted twofold: Demona has killed previous Hunters before, but their descendants always take up the mantle; and in this case the man in the mask was actually Macbeth, the one person she wants very much never to kill (since she would magically die along with him).
 * Before this, Demona gets such a line in "The Mirror". Towards the beginning of the episode, she orders Puck to rid her of "the human Elisa Maza." Puck playfully misconstrues this and, rather than use deadly force, turns Elisa into a gargoyle. When Gargoyle-Elisa shows up to kick ass and take names, Demona does a Double Take before raging, "What does it take to DESTROY you?!" Which is somewhat hilarious as she should have realized Elisa was still alive after she made Puck "do the same to every human in the city."
 * The Joker says this to Batman in Batman the Animated Series in the episode "Joker's Wild".
 * In Futurama episode "ReBirth", after Bender survives being eaten by the Cyclops Eater and exploding from the doom's day bomb that was powering him up, he walks out asking "What does it take to kill me?".
 * In The Problem Solverz episode "Videogamez", Horace says this exact line when attacking the final boss in Tomb of Nefertiti, who seems invincible.
 * The Ice King of Adventure Time says this while using a magnifying glass to fry an ant... an ant that's bigger than he is.
 * Inverted in the South Park episode "Coon vs. Coon & Friends", where Kenny asks  "Why. Can't. I. Die?!" in reference to all his Negative Continuity deaths.