The Legend of Drizzt/Quotes

"Bruenor: Ye forgot me axe! I can't be cutting stinkin' trolls without me axe! Drizzt [to Wulfgar]: I told you to take the axe. I said it clearly. Take the axe and leave the ungrateful dwarf."

"Steward Regis, a young acolyte, and expert pie baker."

"Shoudra: Well said. Shall we go and destroy the orc hordes? Perhaps we can return to the halls before the afternoon beer and cookies."

"A third had died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life."

- Homeland

"Bruenor: Ye try to follow what ye know, ye know? But then ye find that ye know not what ye thought ye knowed!"

- Sojourn

"Bruenor: A barnyard goose tastes better 'an a wild one cause it don't use its muscles. The same oughta hold true for a giant's brains!"

- The Crystal Shard

"The farmer had insisted that he join in for supper before they sat down to discuss whatever business he had come about, and since Regis had to be polite (and since he had only eaten one supper that day) he agreed, though he kept the meal as short as possible and politely declined, when offered his fourth helping."

- Stream of Silver

""This one's for me father!" he cried, splitting the shining helm of the closest duergar with a single stroke. "This one's for me father's father!" he yelled, felling the second. "And this one's for me father's father's father!" Bruenor's ancestral line was long indeed. The gray dwarves never had a chance."

- Stream of Silver

"Bruenor: I'd be mean too, if I was that ugly. Regis: You are."

- Passage to Dawn

"Drizzt: Regis is already awake and at his morning meal - he is hoping to get two or three breakfasts in before we leave, no doubt."

- The Silent Blade

"E'kressa [gazing into crystal ball]: Hmm... I see the distorted face of an overeager bald-headed ridiculously masked elf. (He bends to peer around the crystal ball and into Le'lorinel's wide-eyed face) Do you think you might step back a bit?"

- Sea of Swords

"Bruenor: So now I got a granddaughter from a son who's not me own, and a daughter o' his that's not his own. Ye'd think that one of us would've figured out that half the fun's in makin' the damn brats!"

- Sea of Swords

"Shingles McRuff: Ye can't be thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ye're thinkin! Torgar Hammerstriker: Well I'm thinkin' what I'm thinkin', and I'm not knowin' what ye're thinkin' I'm thinkin'! Shingles McRuff: Well, I'm thinkin' that ye're thinkin' o' leavin'. Don't know what the marchion said to ye, bud, but I'm bettin it ain't nothin' next to what yer grandpa'd be sayin' to ye if yer grandpa was still here to be sayin' things to ye."

Later... "Shingles McRuff: Bah, whaddya know aside from which drink ye're drinkin'? If ye're even knowin' which drink ye're drinkin'! Dwarf: I'm knowin'! So I'm thinkin' that I'm not drinkin' enough o' what I'm drinkin'!"

- The Thousand Orcs

"Cattie-brie: Can we be saying that Regis is the most normal among us? Drizzt: Then be afraid!"

- The Lone Drow

"Bruenor [to Regis]: Ye got enough food and water? Cattie-brie: Does he ever? Regis [patting his bulging backpack]: Should be enough for today."

- The Lone Drow