Clueless Aesop/Quotes

"The J'naii are a genderless androgynous race, which deeply opposes any kind of sexual activity. Now most men would likely be deterred in the face of overwhelming cultural opposition and a confusing genital situation, but Commander William T. Riker isn't most men."

"The episode's message ends up completely garbled. Intended as a condemnation of homophobia, the episode instead comes off as the story of one woman's brave quest for cock in the face of lesbian tyranny."

- Cracked, On Star Trek the Next Generation, Episode 117

"When Molly told Nephrite how she felt, she was being true to herself! See where that got her? Stupid bitch should have kept her mouth shut."

- Sailor Moon, giving a "Sailor Says" for episode 16 of Sailor Moon Abridged

"But it's not. It's Twilight. Twi-fucking-light! They don't know what they're talking about! You have to know... you don't know what you're talking about! It's like That Guy With the Glasses dot com, all the people, off to do Hamlet. Okay, we don't go there. We know we're not good enough. It's like Adam Sandler doing a Holocaust movie. No. He makes dumb movies but he doesn't make dumb mistakes. [...] You're bringing abortion into this!"

- Doug Walker on Breaking Dawn Part 1