Resident Evil/Funny

While the Resident Evil series has plenty of Narm, there are intentionally funny moments too.

"Chris: "We got to the ROOT of the problem!"
 * Resident Evil 1, immediately after Chris and Rebecca defeat the Man-Eating Plant by poisoning its roots.

Rebecca: *dead silence*"

"Leon: "Ada, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. My name's Leon; I'm with the RPD."
 * Resident Evil 2 has a moment where Leon catches up to Femme Fatale Ada Wong, and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.

Ada: *shrugs as if to say "Uhm...okay, thanks for sharing"*"

""Do you want me to take care of this for you, little boy?""
 * Another funny moment is in the N64 version of the game. Rebecca has a report about Billy Coen being dead, but she mispells his name 'Koen.'
 * There are hidden scenes in Resident Evil Code Veronica where if Steve goes back to Claire during his scene she dials the snark Up to Eleven.

"Guards: "Get back! This is your only warning! Do not approach the submarine!"
 * While Resident Evil Gaiden is... well, not a good game, and is ignored by the rest of the series, it does contain one golden moment of hilarity (hopefully intentional), when Leon is confronted by a bunch of Umbrella guards with MP5s.

Leon: "What are you going to do...shoot me?"

Guards: "Open fire!"

Leon: *dives for cover, desperately trying to shoot back* *Then, after the sub leaves...* "I can't believe they opened fire!""

"Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
 * Resident Evil 4:

Leon: Your right hand comes off?"

"Luis: "Let me guess. She's the President's daughter?"
 * Made even better when you realize that, given all the weird shit Leon has seen, that is a perfectly valid question.
 * Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the Spaniard a picture of Ashley.

Leon: "That's too good for a guess. How'd you know?"

Luis: *ominous voice* "Psychic Powers."

Leon: *looks like he might actually be considering it*

Luis: "Naah, I'm just kidding.""

"Luis: You a cop?
 * A moment of unintended hilarity can happen with Luis if you're wearing Leon's first alternate costume:

(looks at Leon wearing his Raccoon Police Department outfit)

Luis: Nah, you don't look the type."

"Krauser: "It's dark, it's wet, there's monsters..."
 * Jump off a ladder (don't catch Ashley) and aim at her, or perform a suplex and land under Ashely, and she'll call you a pervert and cover up her skirt.
 * Made even better when Leon dies under her, she'll be calling pervert when it fades into "You died" screen.
 * In the island military base, there's an oven containing a Ganado. Most first-time players won't know what to do (and take double-damage if the fan-nicknamed "Oven Man" grabs them), but those expecting should step back immediately as soon as Oven Man bursts through. He dies of his own burns shortly.
 * Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles gives us this exchange between Leon and Krauser, stuck in a huge, flooding room with zombies, infected piranha and Hunter Gammas:

Leon: "Turnin' out to be one hell of a day, huh?"

Krauser: "At least I got you here backin' me up, though, huh boyscout?"

Leon: "You're not gonna ask me to hold your hand, are you?"

Krauser: "If only your aim was as good as your jokes.""

"Carlos: I know, you want to ask me out. All the foxy ladies love my accent. It drives them crazy."
 * Resident Evil 3 has this line, made even funnier by inconsistency:

"Carlos: Just so you know, I'm not into the whole pain is pleasure thing."
 * And:

"Leon: "There's one thing I need to tell you guys:"
 * Barry Burton's alternate costume for Mercenaries 3D. It's Chris's warrior outfit, recolored to be red, white, and blue.
 * From the blooper track for Degeneration:

(Dramatic Pause)

Leon: "My paycheck... is way too good."

Angela: (Blank Stare)

Leon: "Really. Damn. Good.""

"Leon: Angela.
 * There's also this gem.

Angela turns around to face him

Leon: (blubbering) Don't leave me! I'm scared.

Angela:...You're pathetic. (Leaves)

Leon: (still blubbering) Angela...wait..."


 * Never reject Claire.
 * While Your Mileage May Vary on Quint and Keith, this troper actually preferred a slight bit of comic relief from the two, even during the "invisible Hunters" battle.
 * "Me and my sweet ass are on the way!"
 * A particularly cringeworthy funny moment in Resident Evil 5: during the first battle with Wesker, he may at certain points suddenly shout "Your future HINGES upon this fight!" and then literally punch you through a door.