Book Dumb/Quotes

""Underachiever -- and proud of it, man!""

- Early 90's motto for Bart Simpson

""You know the worst thing about niggas, the WORST thing about niggas? Niggas love to not know. Nothing makes a nigga happier than not knowing the answer to your question. 'Hey man, what's the capital of Zaire?' 'Shoot, I don't know that shit! I'm just keeping it real, just keeping it real.' Yeah, you're keeping it real, real dumb.""

- Chris Rock makes the most of his N-Word Privileges, from "Bring The Pain" (1996)

"Victor Sullivan: Lead on, MacDuff. Charlie Cutter: Lay on. Victor Sullivan: What? Charlie Cutter: It's "Lay on, MacDuff." Nathan Drake: Who the h***'s MacDuff? Charlie Cutter: Is there no bottom to your ignorance?"

"Bridges would not be safer if only people who knew the proper definition of a real number were allowed to design them."

- H. L. Mencken