Your Highness/YMMV


 * Crosses the Line Twice: What's worse than a Minotaur's erect penis? A Minotaur's severed penis being worn as a necklace.
 * What's worse than that? The Damsel in Distress trying to stick it in her mouth when the hero arrives to save her, because she's been hypnotized in order to rape her.
 * Designated Hero: Thadeous. Other than, he does nothing of importance and screws up things a few times. Even his assistant is more skilled than him.
 * What the Hell, Casting Agency?: James Franco, Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel have this trope covered over several demographics.
 * The trailer for the movie even lampshaded this for the former two by mention being an Academy Award nominee and winner respectively.