Kantai Collection/Funny

"Kongou: AD...MI...RAL! Burning Love! *glomps Ooyodo* Mwah, mwah! Mwah, mwah!  Admiral...huh?  This isn't the admiral, this is...Ooyodo! Ooyodo: I am Ooyodo, yes. Nagato: Unfortunately, the admiral is away at the moment. Kongou: SHIT!  But, next time I won't lose!  I'm the one who's going to win the admiral's heart!"
 * Just about any moment when the Kongou sisters are onscreen and off-duty.
 * Kongou's introduction:

"Kongou: Hahaha...Admiral...my ears...my ears are ticklish, haha!"
 * Haruna attempts to lure Shimakaze into a trap, using a "KonColle Seductive Kongou Photo Album" as bait. It works...on her sister Hiei.
 * Later, Mutsuki and Yuudachi find Kongou in the factory, dreaming out loud:

"Atago: What's wrong? Did you come here to the docks because you're hurt? Your nose is a little red.  *pinches Fubuki's nose* Fubuki: No, this is... Atago: You should get in quickly.  It's open now. Fubuki: *nose is still pinched* Uh, but... Atago: Okay, say "banzai". Fubuki: Banzai? Atago: *raises arms and gainaxes* Banzai! Fubuki: *raises arms*: Banzai...?  *Atago grabs the hem of her shirt.* Eh? Atago: Fubuki, heading out!  *pulls off Fubuki's shirt* Fubuki: Whaaa?!  W-wait! Mutsuki: What should we do? Yuudachi: We'll just have to go back, poi. Atago (offscreen): Okay, take it off!  Banzai on the bottom, too! Fubuki (offscreen): B-Banzai!"
 * Fubuki heads into the docks, hoping to meet Akagi. Instead, she gets a facefull of Atako's funbags.  After she extracts herself:

"Kitakami: Yeah, it's definitely summer. Ooi: Kitakami-san, are you okay in this heat? If you want, the two of us can go in those bushes, and -- Snake: Hiss! Ooi: EEEK! A snake!  Kitakami-san, it's scary! Fubuki: This really is the place, right? Kongou: You always worry too much, Buki!  There's no problem at all!  [aside whisper] Maybe... Fubuki: You just said "maybe", didn't you?!  That was a "maybe"!"
 * The fleet arrives at Yamato's island base:

"Kitakami: [Atago's] breasts are amazing. *Atago gainaxes* Hard to believe [Akatsuki and Atago are] both fleet girls. Ooi: Yeah, but bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. Kitakami: Wow..."
 * Later, the girls take a break at the beach:
 * Yamato's breasts enter the scene with a cannon sound effect.*

"Fubuki: Huh? *looks at Yuudachi's chest, then her own* Huh?! Yuudachi: You didn't really change, poi? Mutsuki: I'm glad. Fubuki: I'm not!"
 * After pushing herself to the ragged edge of destruction, Fubuki finally gets her remodel. She's very happy with the results on her 'backpack', her leg-mounted torpedo turrets, her arm cannons, and then she examines her chest...


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