Haruhi-chan/Funny

From Haruhi-chan:
"Koizumi: (shocked) That means the tenth heroine must be... ARAKAWA-SAN?! Kyon: (equally shocked) I don't care! [Text: He really doesn't.]"
 * "Hey, kid, don't repeat my mistake." *Little kid salutes*
 * "Aliens have long nights."
 * Arakawa route.

"Caption: Purchased on the moon."
 * The english dub is funnier thanks to Crispin Freeman's performance.
 * Pillow catapult!
 * "So, Koizumi... I love you." Cue Koizumi blushing and turning all Bishonen and Haruhi making a hilarious face like she just felt her brain explode. (Also, Reality itself starting to crack.)
 * There's also Haruhi's song during Tug-o-war. "See it bloom, see it bloom! See the bright red tulip bloom!"
 * "Trick or treat. Search and destroy."
 * You made Mikuru cry!
 * "Kyon, here's your firework."
 * "I'm a taxi driver, just passing through."
 * For moon watching, Achakura makes Nagato's apartment look like the surface of the moon... causing her to became very, very small. When Nagato returns home, the alien is mesmerized by Achakura's tinier form. Then Kimidori-san sells her for 300 yen.

"Kyon: I CAN'T SLEEP WHILE SHE'S BEING TORTURED!"
 * Mikuru and Tsuruya admire Haruhi's Picasso-esque chocolate bust, only for Haruhi to explain that she meant to make one of Kyon. Yuki tells Haruhi that it has an accuracy rating of 99.8%, but for reasons incomprehensible to people who rely only on sight.
 * Tsuruya commanding the wind to blow Mikruru through the air, or something like that.
 * From the very first episode, sheep Mikuru ("Teeter totter, teeter totter.") and sheepdog Haruhi trying to get her to jump through a flaming hoop so Kyon can count sheep to fall asleep.

From Churuya-San:

 * When the SOS Brigade has a fire drill, Haruhi tells Churuya-San to stay behind and put out the fire, armed only with a water pistol. She fails to make it outside in time for Haruhi's roll call, so Haruhi declares Churuya dead, despite her peeking out of the classroom window.
 * Kyon telling Ashakura that thinking of him causes her to have a faster heartbeat and trouble sleeping because she's going to die.
 * The video game Churuya's Great Adventure, especially when Churuya-San suddenly starts flying through the air and shooting ships. It Makes Just As Much Sense in Context.