Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Funny

"Barnabus: Why did the chicken cross the road? Autolycus: To kill us all!"
 * "One Fowl Day" features Discord as a giant chicken and prompts arguably the definitive version of the old joke ever.

"Jerry: I think I got somethin' in my eyes."
 * "For Those Of You Just Joining Us" was full of these moments:
 * Kevin Sorbo pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.

"Rob: Sometimes, I'm so brilliant it's frightening! Melissa: Well, ya got it half-right."
 * Rob Tapert's idea of "Hercules in Ireland:" Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.

"Ares: (high-pitched voice) Oh my god, it's Kevin Sorbo! (bites the action figure's head off) Oh, oh, Momma! Momma! Oh, oh! (tosses the figure out of the car) Oh, the humanity!"
 * Ares hits the bottom of Motive Decay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: "Merchandising rights."
 * "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"
 * "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be B.S.!"
 * The scene where Hercules, posing as Kevin Sorbo, is driving along, when Ares suddenly appears in the car with him, holding a Hercules action figure:

""What is with you and animals, anyway?" "Why, what have you heard?""

"Love Amazon Style". "As a Continuity Nod Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to Salmoneus.

Herc quickly says, "yeah He got arrested for Tax fraud" and they go on with the episode."