Saw/Funny

""I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and woke up in an actual shithole." "My name is Very Fucking Confused! What's your name?" "I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!" "My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry." "I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang!""
 * From the first Saw, most of Adam's lines to Dr. Gordon throughout the first half of the film could be considered comedic gems.