Death Becomes Her/Funny

"Ernest: She's dead! Madeline: (mock gasp) She is? (gleeful) Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living."
 * The Now You Tell Me moment (NOW a warning?!)
 * "My ass... I can see... my ASS!"
 * "You're a fraud, Helen! You're a walking lie, and I can see right through you!", which Madeline does, literally, through the hole in Helen's abdomen. Later, Madeline throws a shovel through Helen's hole, and shouts, "YES! Oh, wait, NO!"
 * Madeline reveling in killing Helen.

"Ernest: Life in prison? Know what that means to a person in your condition? Madeline: So negative. (eyes glittering) Can't you just let me enjoy the moment?"
 * Then:

"Helen: Look at me, Ernest! Just look at me! I'm SOAKING WET!"
 * (Helen rises from a pool with a huge, gaping hole in her chest)