Overcoming the Clashing Tides/Funny

"Pyrite: *snickers* "How shall I put this? Are you so uptight because you haven't been laid yet?" Drake: O.o Alex: "ARE YOU NUTS?! AND NO, I HAVEN'T, YOU PERV!" '''Ashley: "OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!""
 * Just Pyrite and his antics.

"Adult!Jet: You... Teen!Jet: Knocked... Adult!Jet: Her... Teen!Jet: UP?! Both: OAK! Kyle: And this is when you run off screaming. Royal: ...How annoying."
 * Jet's reaction to alternate!Cobalt getting together with alternate!Garnet and meeting one of their kids.
 * The best part is:


 * Alex's reaction to Adult!Alex and finding out that she's married to Cobalt.

"Conway: You are merely a child! You ought to listen to me! Amethyst: And you ought to shut up."
 * Amethyst snarking at Conway.

"Conway: You're useless! You're weak! Drake: Screw you, I don't need the opinion of an obsessive freak."
 * Conway gets this a lot...