Frivolous Lawsuit/Quotes

"If I had to do it all again by bicycle If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle I'd crush my head, Collect the bread, Crash my bicycle"

- John Linnell, "South Carolina"

"I'll sue you, I'll take all your money! Ill sue you, even if you look at me funny!"

- Weird Al Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"