Valiant



Valiant is a 2005 computer-animated children's film directed by Gary Chapman and produced by John H. Williams, who formerly produced Shrek and Shrek 2. To produce this one, he founded Vanguard Animation, which would later produce Happily N Ever After and Space Chimps.

It is May 1944, in the midst of World War II. A team of Royal Homing Pigeon Service carrier pigeons, headed by Mercury (John Cleese), are carrying a message of vital importance across the English Channel to Great Britain, when they're suddenly ambushed by German falcon General Von Talon (Tim Curry), and Mercury (with the message) is taken prisoner. Meanwhile, the eponymous Valiant (Ewan McGregor) is a young pigeon of small stature in West Nestington who aspires to be a carrier pigeon himself. Heading to London to sign up, he meets with perpetually filthy pigeon Bugsy (Ricky Gervais), who signs up alongside him to escape the wrath of two thugs. The two go to the training camp and meet three more pigeons; Lofty, Toughwood and Tailfeather, and the five undergo training under the thumb of the aptly named Sergeant (Jim Broadbent). Valiant also falls in love with a nurse (a dove) named Victoria (Olivia Williams). Once training is completed, the five are para-dropped into France on a mission to rescue Mercury, where they meet with two mice, Rollo and Charles de Girl, of the French Resistance. It is now time to rescue Mercury from Von Talon's clutches and get that message back...

Despite being a CG children's film, which these days are practically becoming lightning rods for positive reviews, and despite including stellar voice talents, the film became the lowest grossing CG film of all time until beaten by Doogal. It also did poorly with the critics (32% on Rottentomatoes), who cited amateurish animation, a by-the-numbers plot, a bland central character and subject matter that would fly over the heads of its intended audience as points of derision.

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This film provides examples of:

 * Animal Talk
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment: Yodel torture. That is all.
 * Disney Death: Gutsy apparently crashes with the group's transport plane, then shows up later in the movie, injured but alive.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty: Sergeant (that's his actual name).
 * Eyepatch of Power: General Von Talon
 * Five Man Band: Squad F's composition...
 * The Hero: Valiant
 * The Lancer: Bugsy
 * The Smart Guy: Lofty (also The Chick)
 * The Big Guy: The twins Tailfeather and Toughwood.
 * Instant Messenger Pigeon
 * La Résistance: Rollo and Charles de Girl.
 * Large Ham: Tim Curry as typical.
 * Loud of War: Von Talon tries to get Mercury to tell him the message by blasting him with annoying yodeling music.
 * No Swastikas: No swastikas are seen in Von Talon's lair nor on his uniforms; possibly because this is a children's film.
 * However there's some skull sings - a typical nazi symbol.
 * "Ride of the Valkyries": Von Talon sings "Pin on my medals... PIN ON MY MEDEALS..." to the tune of this whilst showering.
 * Shown Their Work: The Germans did indeed train falcons to intercept carrier pigeons during WWII.
 * Truth Serum: When the yodeling doesn't work, Von Talon gives him one of these.
 * World War II