PS238/Characters

The characters of PS238.

Staff of PS238
''Dagnab Cytocorp hardware! If I found out who's been ordering from that cheap-wad supplier... I might as well make my own EPROM chips if we're going to use this junk!''
 * Almighty Janitor: His job is quite a bit more than 'janitor', but he doesn't come across as 'teaching staff' normally. He's the maintenance guy for PS238. Which he designed and built.
 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Reed Richards Is Useless: Averted, he modifies NASA equipment and is rich from selling some of his stuff via Clay Corporation.
 * Super Intelligence

Even when you think you're doing the right thing, you might be going about it in the wrong way.
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: He had used his telepathic powers to defeat political opponents, win elections, and get great deals on cars.
 * Our Presidents Are Different: Until the 'Cranston Incident' ended it in the Backstory.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist: Referring to his time when he was using his powers to be President. He's not sure whether he did anything wrong, but agrees that it was "the wrong way".


 * Do-Anything Robot: Subverted when he has trouble fighting off aliens without the weapons in his combat body.
 * Me's a Crowd
 * Uncanny Valley: Normally, Doc P appears pretty much human, but (at least when interacting with his other selves) can lapse into Uncanny Valley-ness pretty badly. The other teachers tell him to knock it off because he's so unconvincing it's creeping them out.

''Only you see my true appearance. To everyone else I look like Vashti Imperia, J. Crew patron.''
 * Master of Illusion
 * Stealth Mentor: To herself, no less.

''I think that's our cue. Let's go stomp some aliens.''
 * Gentle Giant
 * Nigh Invulnerable: He's been driven something like four feet into concrete flooring by a blow to the head. It doesn't seem to have done much more than stun him briefly (and leave him stuck).
 * Shapeshifter Mode Lock: Max may be a massively strong, stone-tough bruiser that's more than seven feet tall, but he's pretty much stuck that way, which isn't much fun. He doesn't fit through doorways very well, can't move very fast and he can't even wear shoes, since they just kind of... burst.
 * Super Strength

"Victor Von Fogg: (to Zodon) You will pay for this, oh, yes... Miss Kyle: Let's keep the vendettas down to a dull roar, okay?"
 * Christmas Cake: She has had trouble dating.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Less than others, but she often resorts to snarky comments when things get too crazy.


 * Incredible Shrinking Man
 * Pint-Sized Powerhouse: Isn't tall as is, and the smaller she shrinks, the stronger she becomes.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure

''I've faced down military-level ordnance, fought beings with laser-beam eyes, taken on the worst the underworld has to offer... but [teaching] scares me worse than Doctor Von Fogg's legion of mole-warriors on a mushroom bender.'' "Herschel Clay: Besides, you have a knack for teachin' kids about science while scarin' the beejeebers out of 'em. It's a shame to waste a talent like that."
 * Chrome Champion
 * Extra Ore Dinary: Turned a door into gold once. The full extent of his abilities in this area have not been explained.
 * Even Heroes Have Heroes: For Wil Wheaton.
 * Scare'Em Straight: When he does the exposition, it gets... interesting.


 * Other Staff:


 * Dr. Isadore Newby: School doctor, both superpowered healer and mundane medically trained.
 * Healing Hands
 * Alice Oberon: Teacher of the Rainmaker classes. Canonically completely powerless; why she's in charge of the Rainmaker students remains unexplained.
 * Roland Wooster: former Battle Butler for the defunct Union of Justice (a.k.a., most of the current teaching staff).

Students
I'm in favor of blue - it's the same color of the skies, limitless and free, just like America.
 * The Comically Serious: During her tenure with Tyler's impromptu "superhero team".
 * Deadpan Snarker: Eventually. Congrats!
 * Patriotic Fervor
 * Winged Humanoid Wears a backpack above ground to conceal them.

Bernard Smash!
 * Cute Bruiser
 * Dumb Muscle: His "more cognitive side" is yet to emerge.
 * Hulk Speak
 * Shapeshifter Mode Lock: He presumably can switch between "normal human" and "chubby troll" modes, like his father. Except he never did it and can't figure out how nor understand an explanation while he's like this.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Son of Bryce Brenner aka "The Unbelievable Ultrabrute".

''I wasn't sure I wanted to do this saving people and stuff. It felt good to help, but I still want to make my music.''
 * Batman Can Breathe in Space
 * Break the Cutie
 * Does Not Know His Own Strength: Fears his own strength because of this. One day, he might forget.
 * I Just Want to Be Normal: Of course, it's also what makes him stand out among the "run-of-the-mill" Flying Bricks.
 * Fail O'Suckyname: His Argoasian name is "Mo-Ron". He lives in dread of what would happen if his acquaintances on Earth found it out.
 * Flying Brick
 * Human Mom, Nonhuman Dad
 * Super Strength
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Son of Atlas.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Son of Atlas.


 * Shout-Out: It is Word of God that his name was taken from two Doctor Who actors.
 * Time Master
 * Time Travel Romance: It turns out a simple school assignment he did will have lead into an unexpected direction...
 * Wise Beyond Their Years

I'm sorry my powers aren't special or anything.
 * Character Development: Her growth as a hero, despite her generic powers. Taking on the name "84" is part of it.
 * Cute Bruiser: It certainly looks good when she stops mid-swing a guy whose gauntlets alone are almost the size of herself.
 * Flying Brick
 * Super Strength
 * You Are Number Six: #84 registered metahuman with F.I.S.S. powers.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Possibly (indirect). She and Suzi are cousins.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Possibly (indirect). She and Suzi are cousins.

Son of expy of Green Lantern, somehow "inherited" a copy of the original gauntlet (and yes, it's still detachable)

Let's blast it!
 * Batman Can Breathe in Space: On the Moon, anyway.
 * Generation Xerox
 * Green Lantern Ring
 * Hard Light: Much like with the original Green Lantern.

Is now when you tell me to "stay out of trouble" and "go back home" and "it's too dangerous" and stuff?
 * Animal Eye Spy: With insects.
 * The Beast Master/Speaks Fluent Animal: Talks to and commands insects. This is quite useful to him - flies make excellent bugs, and even high-tech powered armour can be inconvenienced by a big swarm of bees.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Occasionally.
 * From the Mouths of Babes: Occasionally says the facepalmiest things.
 * Fun Personified: He's always ready for pranks, puns or snooping.
 * Not Quite Flight: He jumps pretty high and can cling to things that fly on their own - up to and including low-flying jet planes.
 * Snooping Little Kid
 * Wall Crawl

You can't touch me, you can't hurt me, and the more you try the worse it's gonna be for you.
 * Barrier Warrior
 * Blessed with Suck: Can't get hurt, can't get injured, can't get sick. The sucky part comes about because she never developed resistance to diseases.
 * Bubble Boy: What the Blessed with Suck aspects of her Barrier Warrior powers have effectively turned her into.
 * Guardian Entity: Assumed to have. It's not like they can chat or something.
 * Nigh Invulnerable
 * Snooping Little Kid: She knows all too well about her invisibility to every known type of electronic sensors. And enjoys the benefits.

The son of a demon and an angel.

''To be honest, I didn't know I could do it. It sort of "happened." I think I need to learn more about what I am from Ms. Imperia.''
 * Captain Ersatz: Looks like Spawn. Has the origin of Genesis. Acts considerably nicer.
 * Power Incontinence: Accidentally summons a tentacled... thing while listening to music.
 * Reality Warper: Among others - part of his remit is that there hasn't been a demon/angel hybrid before, so no-one knows what he can do.
 * Me's a Crowd: Mentions that he built "a homunculus out of cafeteria food."


 * Flight
 * Power Incontinence Every time he uses his powers to affect something, . Maybe. He also have a limited precognition for major side effects, so he could know it without actually resorting to Reset Button.
 * Reality Warper
 * Teleporter Accident: He is a walking Teleporter Accident. It's never directly harmful to himself nor (so far) other human beings, but the portal itself (if any) and/or something inanimate carried or in immediate vicinity of either origin or destination points is likely to end up... twisted.
 * Teleporter Accident: He is a walking Teleporter Accident. It's never directly harmful to himself nor (so far) other human beings, but the portal itself (if any) and/or something inanimate carried or in immediate vicinity of either origin or destination points is likely to end up... twisted.

A normal boy with two very famous heroes for parents. They wonder why he hasn't got any powers, but he is sent to school "just in case".

''Look, I can't do any of the stuff you do. I don't have... you know... powers .'' "Tyler's diary: My parents put me here because they think I'll get powers someday. They don't seem to understand that if a blue boy who weighs a couple hundred pounds drops something big and metal on you, it doesn't matter if you were GOING to get powers someday."
 * Action Survivor
 * Badass Normal: In training at least.
 * The Chew Toy
 * Grappling Hook Pistol: Tyler's still getting the hang of it. Hilarity Ensues. Interestingly, it's about the size of the MythBusters model, and thus is worn as a sizeable forearm bracer rather than sitting in the utility belt.
 * The Jinx: A very directed and specific one, aimed mainly at Captain Clarinet.
 * Only Sane Man
 * Ridiculously Average Guy: It's right on the cover - Issue 03: The Amazing Adventures of the Uncannily Incredible Perfectly Ordinary Boy.
 * Shrouded in Myth: Amongst the PS238 students Moon Shadow gains a near-mythical reputation and huge cult following who equate him to the superhero version of Chuck Norris, including everyone thinking he has a ton of powers he doesn't really have. Tyler is understandably very confused about it.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Subverted.
 * Un-Sorcerer: Despite being a son of two superheroes, both of whom are very powerful... and very proud, and now also gone a little too far into wishful thinking.

''I am acquainted with all stories form this world and others as they form the tableau of what you quaintly call "reality." The dreams of all sentient beings come together to shape what we see when we walk apart from the realms of sleep, and the whimsical novels of which we speak give their small contribution to making whole that which we see as the universe.''
 * Anthropomorphic Personification
 * Captain Ersatz: Of Dream from The Sandman.
 * De-Power: The reason he's in an elementary school; he's been reduced to the child-sized "Prince of Daydreams."
 * Dream Weaver
 * I Have Many Names: How Murphy introduces himself.
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness
 * Wall of Text

One time I grabbed our mailbox when Mom was driving to the mall, and when we got there, my arm was- "Poly Mer: I'm glad I don't have to worry about costumes. Julie: You don't? Poly Mer: Nope. (beat) Poly Mer: What? Julie: Nothing. Just... nothing."
 * Fun Personified: Her powers are the source of many a funny Fridge Logic moment.
 * Magic Pants: Emulated as a funny in-universe example, with a dash of Late to the Punchline:


 * Rubber Girl

''This is a sample of DNA that came from what you call a "cafeteria". It has evolved several times since I constructed this device. I have concerns for those consuming it.''
 * Expospeak Gag: Once his dialogue is translated.
 * Foreign Queasine: His attitude about the cafeteria food.
 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Intelligible Unintelligible: (Only to Angie.)
 * The Unintelligible
 * Prospero's dialogue is actually written with a font in which every character looks more or less the same. This font *is* decipherable, and reveals his dialogue for the first issue to contain nothing but comments from the author and Monty Python references. Later issues become slightly more in-character-esque.
 * Wingdinglish: Prospero's walls of text in his introductory chapters starts off with "If you can read this" and goes on with Monty Python quotes, a recipe, etc, to avoid heavy spoilers, but in the rest of the series, his utterings are often hilarious.

'' Ha! Never fails! You got owned, Dude! Now let's finish da Acessorizin'.'' "I rigged up dis hologram robot-thing o' my bad self to sit at my desk an' give da same wise-crackin' answers I usually do. Does it work? It spends most of its time in da principals' office, so I guess so."
 * Bungling Inventor: Her gadgets are built literally from junk, so they tend to be either unreliable (like that Body Double robot) or more often habitually over-engineered (to compensate?) - in which case they work, but too powerful. Tim Taylor Technology is her style.
 * Catch Phrase: Knowhatimsayin'?
 * Clap Your Hands If You Believe: Hinted that some of her more fantastic creations only work right when she's using them, or at least in the vicinity.
 * Deadpan Snarker:


 * Gadgeteer Genius: In some ways more than Herschel
 * Totally Radical
 * Wrench Wench


 * Instant Sedation


 * Magnetic Medium: She can see ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. She hates it, because as soon as any given ghost figures this out, it will tell others, and soon they will bug the living crap out of her with requests from beyond the grave.
 * Magnetic Medium: She can see ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. She hates it, because as soon as any given ghost figures this out, it will tell others, and soon they will bug the living crap out of her with requests from beyond the grave.
 * Magnetic Medium: She can see ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. She hates it, because as soon as any given ghost figures this out, it will tell others, and soon they will bug the living crap out of her with requests from beyond the grave.

Doctor Positron says my internal body temperature can melt lead! "Zodon: If we can still see it, she's panicking. If she doesn't shut off the thrust, the only camera that can take her class picture is on the Hubble telescope."
 * Gas Leak Coverup: Tends to prompt these.
 * Power Incontinence: Not powers per se, but her self-control is... well, it's good for 6-year old, but that does not say much. Thus everything works fine, right until she gets upset or distracted or panicked.

"Suzi: Don't worry! I'll keep you safe, Tyler! (other kids) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Suzi: What's so funny? Why is everyone laughing?"
 * Superpowerful Genetics: From "Nuclear Family".
 * Walking Disaster Area: Not as far and wide as she could be with those nuclear powers, but still makes troubles often enough. And everyone knows this.

''The Defender of patriotism has arrived! And he's here to hone his skills and fight injustice!''
 * Energy Absorption: Thanks to.
 * Patriotic Fervor
 * Super Soldier
 * Super Strength: And it's been growing, lately...


 * Healing Hands

Join Von Fogg or be vaporized from space. "So yes, we saved the planet. Again. Do I get a t-shirt if I do it a third time?"
 * Big Bad: (Trying, anyway)
 * Enemy Mine: Without asking, even.


 * Gadgeteer Genius: Though not on the same level as some of the others.
 * Overlord, Jr.
 * Super Intelligence
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Son of Doctor Philippe Von Fogg.

''Let's play kickball! Me against everybody!''
 * Power Incontinence: He has to have his hair and nails trimmed multiple times a day to keep others from noticing how fast they grow.
 * Spirited Competitor: A teacher had him racing with Julie after noticing that Franklin is not going to try his best unless he competes against someone. Unlike in Superman vs. Flash racing, he plays to win, wants the prize (which the teacher invented on the spot just to make him run again) and complains that the conditions are unfair.
 * Super Speed
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Son of Lady Lightspeed.

''My brain is going to hemorrhage. If I wasn't given the chance to do independent study in the labs, I'd go ape-.''
 * Big Bad: In training.
 * Butt Monkey
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Hidden Heart of Gold: His wriggling in Volume 9.
 * Jerkass
 * Super Intelligence
 * Unusual Euphemism: Due to the Barry Ween chip. When he really gets going, it switches to Show Tunes.

Others
""To even think otherwise is to defy the will of the Universe.""
 * Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: They have their moments.
 * Smug Super: In case their chosen names don't tell you something about the pride level. Other than this, they seem to be decent (if scatterbrained) people, however.
 * Stage Mom: Tyler's parents are utterly convinced they can micromanage their son into becoming the World's Greatest Super Hero (when they aren't ignoring him). He is destined for greatness -


 * Expy: Of Superman.
 * Flying Brick: The brickiest among the Argosian nobility, which consists entirely of Flying Bricks.
 * Genius Bruiser: He has a mental boost implant, then was manipulated by a supervillain in childhood and learned from misadventure, grew up on a planet with very chaotic history, and for a while had to fight a trickster god every year. Some people both on Earth and on Argos think he can make a nice puppet just because he's polite and a bit too enthusiastic...


 * Dead to Begin With
 * Haunted Technology
 * Semi-tangibility
 * Shock and Awe: She can shoot lightning and her alias hints at having related powers back when she was alive.
 * Weaksauce Weakness


 * Astral Projection
 * Obstructive Bureaucrat: Getting underfoot is what she does best. And is most of what she does.


 * Jerkass


 * Ascended Fanboy
 * Badass Longcoat
 * Conspiracy Theorist: He actually gets pretty close to figuring out the truth about PS238, but Tyler derails him with alien stuff.
 * Also, the reptiloids are up to no good... just not in his school.
 * I Just Want to Be Special: Cecil is itching to participate in something great, which is how he got into those "alien investigations". And reacted with enthusiasm on things like being told some of his memories are gone, or seeing his body shape becoming unstable. Of course, that's also why he sucks at secrecy. And.
 * Kid Detective
 * Meaningful Name
 * Nosy Neighbor
 * Only Sane Man: But only regarding Paper-Thin Disguise.
 * Properly Paranoid
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: Doesn't know the school secretly has superhero students, so is convinced it's being infiltrated by aliens in disguise.
 * Properly Paranoid
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: Doesn't know the school secretly has superhero students, so is convinced it's being infiltrated by aliens in disguise.


 * Touched by Vorlons
 * Touched by Vorlons


 * Body Double: His Senatorial office is "now being run by a quite clever android duplicate". Because the sight of his new body would raise too many questions, some answers to which may contain "breaking and entering", "theft" and "patent violations" -- and that's even before his other deeds would be noticed.
 * Body Horror: Quite a looker. On the upside, now he can dig very fast through earth and data alike, and probably is mostly invulnerable.
 * Brain-Computer Interface
 * The Chessmaster: He has many layers of misdirection for his activities. Oh, and he unofficially rates his students on "Vetinari Scale".
 * Snake Person

What kind of world is it where a man who can build a zeppelin-mounted death ray can't even operate a simple camcorder?
 * Emperor Scientist
 * Shout-Out: Has an uncanny resemblance to a certain other webcomic writer, and then there is his flying castle.
 * Super Intelligence: Presumably.

Von Foggs do not humble themselves.
 * Daddy's Little Villain
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Gadgeteer Genius: Just as smart as her brother...
 * Manipulative Bitch: ...but more ruthless and manipulative
 * Sparing the Aces: Alexandria looks down at almost everyone, but claims she's unwilling to harm other Super Intelligences and treats them as respected, but not trusted Worthy Opponents.
 * Super Intelligence
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Daughter of Doctor Philippe Von Fogg.

''The government wants to know how superpowers work, so they poke and prod the folks with powers that can't fight back. Like us.''
 * Power Nullifier
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist

I sometimes think access to cash is the greatest superpower of all.
 * Badass Normal
 * The Chessmaster
 * Crazy Prepared: He has a box under the seat in his jet just in case he suddenly needs to go into space.
 * Crimefighting with Cash: See the quote.
 * Expy: Of Batman (minus grim and dramatic sides, plus connections everywhere).
 * I Have Many Names: So many that when Revenant have to "retire" one of his richer identities (Kent Allard), his greatest inconvenience is attachment to it.
 * Kinda Busy Here: Every time Tyler or others call him for advice. But he's so badass he can whomp supervillains and give career counselling simultaneously without breaking a sweat.
 * Combat Uninterruptus: Happens all the time.
 * Vigilante Man

The former chief/shaman of an unknown tribe in America - a little before the arrival of Europeans (lucky for them).
 * The Atoner: It's kind of tricky, while he can't access his magic, interact with anything or even move around.
 * One-Man Army: Okay, almost half of the people on this page could count (at least potentially), but he made a point of issuing a challenge to a "conventional" army. When he finally gets to blast things, it was big magical artillery show indeed.
 * Personality Powers: Affinity to thunder-and-lightning magic is quite fitting for his (former) temper.
 * Smug Super: Consistently acted on excessive pride. Which is why he eventually was cursed.
 * Swiss Army Superpower: The first thing he does after getting his magic back is forming a radio transceiver from tiny discharges.

Micro Might's estranged sister-in-arms. Now looks after law and order in Las Vegas. Appeared on two pages, but she's a part of UoJ history.
 * Fair Cop: She's easy on the eye in an uniform. So far it remains a mystery how she looked younger, air-dancing in some sort of tight outfit - this usually comes with the territory, doesn't it? - and maybe with a better hairdo, but there's always hope for more Union of Justice' flashbacks.
 * Flight: Of what we have seen. Other powers remain unknown.


 * Cosmic Plaything: He has appearance, voice and knowledge he's "supposed to" have at the moment.
 * Mr. Exposition


 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Super Intelligence

Forak's former boss, on a mission to ensure the Rightful King Returns... and certain trusted advisor becomes the real power behind the throne?


 * : If he had patience to steer clear or better off arrange an alibi when his operatives do something untoward and just let them do their job, nobody would know he's involved at all -- whether they'd be fooled the same way as he was or not. Truly "there's no fool like a royal fool".
 * Flying Brick: Like all Argosian nobility.
 * Jerkass: Somewhat infamous on his planet as a "tin-pot stiff-neck" having "odd priorities".
 * Jerkass: Somewhat infamous on his planet as a "tin-pot stiff-neck" having "odd priorities".

''Sorry if I'm being too big a fanboy. I'm kind of nervous.''
 * Flying Brick / You Are Number Six: FISS #71.
 * Otaku Surrogate: Among the active fans of Julie.
 * Punch Clock Hero: Working in Heroix is not quite as glorious as it sounds. It gets worse when he is forced to admit this.

My royal blood is about as thin as toilet paper, and that's not the only similarity, in my opinion.
 * The Chew Toy: When we first meet him, poor chap stands right under a thick hatch door about to be explosively removed. His luck doesn't improve too much or for very long after that. Upon being extracted from under the hatch's bent remnants, he is hit with Shrink Ray and captured. Then gets out just in time to be irradiated with an Argonite crystal. Then he ends up marooned on Earth... And he understands better than anyone what a joke promoting him as "Atlas 2.0" is, thank you very much.
 * Flying Brick: Technically. He's on the opposite end of the Brick-iness scale from Atlas - just enough so that he counts as one. And had little to no flight practice.
 * Otaku Surrogate: He's a natural-born fanboy. Which helped him to distract one Man Child, but.

''Not for revenge. That's too petty. Besides, they'd just try to get me back. I'd gain nothing.''
 * Bastard Understudy: He is already rather keen and haggles like a devil. His boss openly encourages this.
 * Flying Brick

I know I'm being a bit of an A-type personality, but that's godhood for you...
 * Friendly Enemy: He used to fight Perun all the time; now that Perun is gone, he needs to find another opponent. He challenges a "champion of Earth" to yearly contest, and even did some trash talk. But in the end, it's a fate thing rather than his fancy, and he likes having a Worthy Opponent... and maybe getting some perks out of the deal.
 * Horned Humanoid
 * Stealth Mentor

''It was one of the names that weren't taken. It was either that, or Miss Miasma.''
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Semi-tangibility
 * The Smart Gal: She is know-it-all and the brain of the team in Plasma Pack. According to herself, at least - but Veles apparently see things this way too.
 * Swiss Army Superpower: She had practice with non-trivial applications of her powers. Such as using those - plasma bubbles? running glow-discharges? - for full duplex ventriloquism, of all things.