The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes/Funny

General
"Iron Man: Why would you do that? The doors open automatically!"
 * There's a Running Gag in several episodes, starting in "Some Assembly Required", where Hulk keeps smashing through the gates/doors/walls/ceilings of the Avengers Mansion (even when there's an easier way through), always to Tony's chagrin.

Micro-Episodes
"Grim Reaper: "Hahaha! That's it, run! Run-" (looks up and sees the bomb that Fury planted on his scythe counting down to 3 seconds) "...oh.""
 * From the micro-episode "The Man in the Ant Hill," the way Hank asks Janet to make sure the mercenaries he shrank don't get eaten, it sounds like he considers it an errand as typical as buying extra groceries after work.
 * Three Words from "Hulk vs The World", "Tick, Tick, Boom!"
 * "Hulk smash rock, Einstein!"
 * In the micro-episode, "Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD", after Grim Reaper knocks Nick Fury off of the flying car they were on:


 * Hulk just holding Hawkeye's head in his fist, watching him dangle uselessly.
 * Bucky to Captain America: "You always get me caught."
 * From "The Big House," Arnim Zola playing Pong.
 * As well as Antman's Poke of Death to Whirlwind.

Breakout
"Jane: " Hey, have you been following me?"
 * Thor talking to Jane here, after just saving her life. Jane is amused by the fact he seems to be following her.

Thor: (sheepishly) " ... Perhaps?""

"Graviton: I am the strongest one there is!
 * Also, Thor and his inability to comprehend the bendy straw.
 * Iron Man startling a farmer while stranded in a cornfield in "Breakout Part 2".
 * Graviton pushing Iron Man so hard he becomes A Twinkle in The Sky.
 * Graviton, while fighting the Avengers sans the Hulk

Hulk: *lands next to him* You sure about that?"


 * Wasp Cherry Tapping Graviton after the giant battle between him and the Avengers

Some Assembly Required
"Wasp: Well that was easy.
 * At the beginning of the episode after the Avengers capture Mandrill (via his fearful surrender).

Thor: Verily. He bringeth shame to all monkeys with his cowardice."

"Thor: "Twould be wise to treat the lady with respect."
 * Wasp and The Hulk have a "little sister/Grumpy big brother" thing going, especially when she's making faces at the Hulk.
 * Iron Man explaining he came late to the Avengers' first gathering because he had a meeting, but then admitting that he missed that meeting, too.
 * There's also one of Hulk's rare gems here:

Hulk: "Which lady you mean, blondie?""


 * Hulk's annoyance at everyone being late for the first Avengers' meeting.
 * Wasp's eagerness to move into the Mansion, reasoning that firemen live at the fire station, and Hank's off-handed remark to Ultron's head about Wasp's excitement.

Living Legend
"Iron Man: Avengers, Assemble!
 * The faces Wasp makes at the blob monster.
 * This exchange:

Ant Man: We're all right here.

Iron Man: ..."

"Wasp: Huh? WhadImiss?"
 * Also Wasp coming to after being knocked out by Zemo

"Thor: Mortal technology... you would do well to trust your eyes and ears.
 * And this:

Iron Man: I'm picking something up on my scanner. It's faint but it's definitely a life form. That's so weird though, since I didn't see or hear anything."

"Tony: Bio-engineered monsters. Freaky ooze creatures. Is that what it was like fighting evil the '40s?
 * Iron Man and Cap, in their respective civie identities of Tony Stark and Steven Rogers, share this exchange after defeating Doughboy:

Steve: No, sometimes it got strange.

Tony: Did you just make a joke? Captain America has a sense of humor.

Steve: Don't get used to it, solider. And please, call me Steve."

"Wasp: This is the coolest thing I've ever done, I'm driving a jet!
 * Tony's confused reaction after Steve asks if he can meet the Avenger wearing "the black cat suit."
 * Wasp's reaction to flying the Quinjet.

Iron Man: [Over the radio] It's actually on auto-pilot, Wasp. Sorry."

Everything Is Wonderful
"MODOC: Amazing! I have created a being of pure ionic energy! I am science! I am genius!
 * Wasp and Thor's entire battle with MODOC. As dangerous as he is, he ends up being nothing but their Butt Monkey.
 * After MODOC sees the transformation of Wonder Man was successful.


 * Mjolnir smacks him in the face and drives him through a wall*"


 * The best part is Thor first spotting MODOC, where he drops his usual Shakespearean form of speech and just goes, "That...is a very big head." After a minute or so of MODOC bantering back, Thor is still sort of stuck on it, and continues, "Like a Frost Giant's head on an infant's body."
 * It's even funnier because his psuedo-English accent disappears too.
 * Thor using Wasp's terminology and calling the AIM agents "Geeks".
 * Also, when Giant Man takes a moment to geek out over expanding ionic energy before getting uppercut by Wonder Man. His expression is priceless.

Panther's Quest
"Ant-Man: The Vibranium should contain the sound from Klaw's sonic emitter. There's just a small chance that the vibrational shockwave could case destructive inference and then explode.
 * Captain America asking the "projectionist" to adjust the screen while he and the other Avengers watch some security camera footage.
 * While Ant-Man and Iron Man plan how to save Wakanda from Klaw:

(pause)

Iron Man: I heard "destructive" and "explode.""


 * Iron Man, still feeling shaky after trapping Klaw: "Make me stop vibrating!"

Gamma World
"Leader: (With his head more freakish than normal) "It would have been glorious. I was creating the perfect world all in my image."
 * Hawkeye telling the Hulk that he'd better do what he says, or else he'll take him out on his own. Also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome since making Hulk laugh at that statement is how he makes Hulk turn back into Banner.
 * Wasp to Black Panther: "I forgot you talked!"
 * After the Leader is defeated in Gamma World we have this exchange

Hulk: "That's the problem; you're ugly.""

"Captain America: (about Doc Samson) Why does that man have green hair?
 * Hulk referring to Hawkeye as "Cupid."
 * From "Gamma World Part 1":

Iron Man: I have no idea."

Masters of Evil
"Thor: This card is troubling. Iron Man's technology is constantly making noises at me."
 * Thor not understanding the "assemble" signal.

"His reaction to accidentally tasting a Wakandan "poisonous" skin cream. (As well as Black Panther's smirk afterwards.)
 * Hawkeye is a walking CMOF:

Hawkeye: (being crushed by Abomination) Please... I'm begging you... brush your teeth.

Hawkeye: (When Black Panther says he would meet death with dignity) I'll meet mine with kicking and screaming.

Hawkeye: (after defeating the Masters of Evil) You know, I'm not so sure I wanna be part of a team I have to rescue every week."


 * Following the last moment mentioned in that list, Hawkeye's excitement after Black Panther sarcastically deems him worthy of becoming the new leader.
 * A tiny Ant-Man running towards Abomination, who thinks it'll be an easy win, only to see him grow into Giant-Man and punt Abomination through the roof.

459
"Hulk: (Talking about Captain Marvel) I don't like him.
 * For starters:

Giant-Man: You don't like anybody."

"Hulk: I bet I'll survive.
 * After Captain Marvel says the Nega-Bomb will kill everything on earth.

Thor: (Sarcasm Mode) Your compassion is overwhelming, troll."

"Thor: (To Iron Man) I would've woken before I hit ground. I did not need you to catch me.
 * After returning to earth after having thrown the Nega-Bomb into space.

Iron Man: Of course you didn't.

Hulk: Wimp!"

"Wasp: Hulk, smash him.
 * And earlier:

Hulk: Finally!"

"Carol: (levitating) Guys, why is the ceiling so low?"
 * When Carol starts developing super powers:


 * The look on Giant-Man's face when Wasp calls out his apparent lack of romantic interests mid-battle.

The Man Who Stole Tomorrow
"Thor: You wish to end a life, villain? Then, try ours!
 * Cap repeatedly pwning Tony in a boxing ring. Hulk and Hawkeye enjoy it immensely.
 * Also, Wasp questioning the quality of one of her teammates' quotes:

Wasp: Yeah! Wait, what?"

"Blizzard: This isn't fair! None of you could have taken me alone!
 * Wasp trash-talking Blizzard while they take him to the Negative Zone prison.

Wasp: Man you are a whiner! You've been complaining ever since we caught you, Blizzard. Which was really easy by the way."

Come the Conqueror
"Hawkeye: I'll take 'em all, you just get some rest big guy.
 * Hawkeye and Hulk hold off Kang's forces on a bridge. Hawkeye brags that he's taken down more enemies than Hulk and Thor, then they are interrupted by another army of robots.

Robots then Combine into a mecha so big that it dwarfs Giant Man. Followed by an Oh Crap face from Hawkeye and Hulk.

Hulk: Hm. Maybe I will get some rest now. Good luck. (walks away)"


 * When The Hulk leaps to help Giant Man and promptly gets side swiped by a flying drone.

The Kang Dynasty
"Wasp: We could pretend to be Girl Scouts. Everyone opens the door for Girl Scouts.
 * When Iron Man and Wasp try to break into Damocles:

Iron Man: You're not helping, Jan."

"Ant-Man: Okay, so what now?
 * Also, Wasp's method for entering.
 * Ant-Man lampshades the show's emphasis on fight scenes while infiltrating Damocles.

Captain America: We take down Kang.

Ant-Man: That's right, I forgot. Violence first."


 * Ant-Man insisting to Hulk and Hawkeye that Ultron is not creepy, because he designed Ultron to resemble an ant's head.

Widow's Sting
"Mockingbird: I've come a long way since the days of driving you around.
 * We have this exchange:

Hawkeye: That was like, three months ago."

"MODOC: Arms too short... can't reach.... Retreat! Retreat!"
 * From the beginning of the episode, tiny-armed MODOC straining to remove one of Hawkeye's arrows from his forehead.

"Iron Man: I told Hawkeye to let it go! Maybe you remember that?
 * After Iron Man scolds Cap and Panther for helping Hawkeye disobey SHIELD:

Captain America: It sounded more like a suggestion than an order.

Black Panther: Wakandan elders teach that the line between "revenge" and "avenge" is easily blurred.

Iron Man: (to Ant-Man) You see what I have to put up with?"

The Casket of Ancient Winters
"Hulk: You left Hulk in the pool. IT FROZE!"
 * Magical blizzards engulf the entire world. Up until then, it was around 100 degrees out, so Hulk, Jan, and Clint were hanging out at the mansion's pool. Afterwards, the pool was frozen with the Hulk inside it.


 * Prior to the blizzard, Hawkeye's hilarious tan lines. The dude has a farmer's tan.
 * After the storm begins, Clint tells Jan to look at the bright side. Jan asks him how they can do that, causing him to pause, then admit he can't find the bright side.
 * There's something to be said about the inherent funnyness of the incredible Hulk gently swimming back and forth in a swimming pool.

Hail HYDRA!
"Hulk: I say we let 'em fight, enjoy the show.
 * The look on MODOC's face when the Cosmic Cube is almost fully uploaded.
 * Apparently Marvel thought this was funny too, and made the image into a promotional desktop wallpaper:
 * This exchange always makes me laugh;

Pym: There's nothing to enjoy about fighting.

Hulk: You're doing it wrong, then."

"Hulk: See? Fighting is fun!"
 * And then later, after Hulk saves Ant-Man from some Dreadnoughts...

"Hawkeye: Don't panic everyone, I'm here to save the world. Again."
 * After Ant-Man watches Hawkeye admit to Black Widow that he has grown to understand and accept her reasons for framing him of betraying SHIELD, and Widow assure Hawkeye that she didn't enjoy betraying him, he comments, "And I thought Jan and I had issues."
 * And there's Hawkeye Lampshading the fact that he is usually the one to pull a Big Damn Heroes moment when the Avengers are in trouble.

Ultron-5
"(Hulk busts down the door and tosses the unconscious villains into the room)
 * At the beginning of the episode, Black Panther and Hulk bring in the Red Ghost and his Super-Apes for custody.

Hulk: Called themselves the Super-Apes. Didn't seem so super to me.

Iron Man: Why would you do that? The doors open automatically!

Thor: Well done, Hulk. 'Tis surprising how many monkeys we face in battle."

"Black Panther: The mansion's systems have been compromised.
 * After Ultron makes the computer systems in the Avengers' Mansion go crazy and attack the Avengers.

Hawkeye: No kidding."

The Ultron Imperative
"Black Panther: (stares at Hawkeye)
 * After the Avengers took down the and learned about the attack on the helicarrier, Hawkeye told Iron Man that he and Black Panther could finish up at the mansion while the others went to the helicarrier. After the other Avengers leave, cue.

Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. I'm dumb."

"Hawkeye: That's just perfect. What did Hulk contribute; your bad attitude?"
 * While the Avengers and Maria Hill are battling Ultron aboard the helicarrier, Wasp points out that Hank didn't design Ultron with built-on guns, to which the robot responds that his model was modified by Tony Stark. Maria Hill glares at Tony and Hawkeye quips to Ultron:

This Hostage Earth
"Hawkeye: Can anyone tell me how to stop this... whatever it is? There's an elf giving me a dirty look.
 * Hawkeye has one:

Elf: >:"

"Chemistro: How could you not remember who I am? You punched me in the face!
 * Also his exchange with Chemistro.

Hawkeye: That doesn't really narrow it down, pal."


 * The best part of this is that it's a long time Brick Joke. Back in "Breakout" part 1, Chemistro was gathering his stuff and Hawkeye did punch him in the face. Just makes the line more funny to show the ways Hawkeye socks it to the villains.
 * Even better, he guesses he's Paste-Pot Pete or the Hypno Hustler, two of the most ridiculously named villains Marvel's ever published.
 * During the battle between Wasp and Abomination, the latter catches Wasp between his hands. When he peers inside to see if she was crushed, he sees Wasp stick her tongue out at him like a little kid and then blast him right in the eyeball.

The Fall of Asgard
""Hulk is strongest there is!!""
 * Hulk is transported into the realm where the trolls and ogres live, and when they see him one asks, "What is it? Do they have such ugly things in Vanaheim?"
 * Doubles as a CMOA, but you can help but laugh when the ogres dog-pile on Hulk, boasting, "The beast is strong, but not strong enough!" and as expected, Hulk throws them all over the place, roaring his Catch Phrase:

The Private War of Dr. Doom
"Sue: Hi, Tony. Reed's in his lab. He's expecting you.
 * Johnny Storm boasting during the poker game that he and the other members of the Fantastic Four saved the world before breakfast.
 * Johnny acting shocked that Captain America would forget about him being the Human Torch. This becomes especially funny for those who can recall Chris Evans portraying Johnny and Steve in two different movie franchises.
 * The constant fighting and back and forth insults between The Hulk, and The Thing.
 * Especially when the Hulk grabs the Thing by the leg and swings him at the Doombots.
 * Hulk & Thing in the poker game - Thing has a full house, so Hulk dives across the table & starts fighting with him. Cue T'Challa nonchalantly declaring that he has four aces.
 * When Sue welcomes Tony and Jan to the Baxter Building:

Tony: What? Mr. Fantastic in his lab, ignoring you? Shocker. Why are you still hanging around with that guy, when you could be with me?

(Jan elbows Tony's armor, then winces in pain.)

Tony:Uh, you know, as the Invisible Woman. Joining the Avengers."

Alone Against A.I.M.
"Scientist Supreme: Do you know who I am?
 * Although you could see it coming from a mile away from the recap, when Tony asks who his 7'o clock appointment is, it cuts to a very impatient Maria Hill remarking, "You're late."
 * Pepper Potts has a couple of pretty funny sarcastic quips to A.I.M.'s Scientist Supreme while she is held captive by him.

Pepper: *smirks* An angry beekeeper?"

Acts of Vengeance
"Hulk: We should just smash 'em!
 * Zemo and the surviving Masters of Evil approach the Avengers for an Enemy Mine against the Enchantress, but before he can explain anything, the Hulk does what he does best, tackles Abomination, and starts pounding on him. And then keeps pounding on him in the background while Zemo and Captain America talk things out. Nobody seems to notice (or care) for a solid minute until Zemo points out, "Your monster attacked our monster," and Cap calls him off. Hulk stands down...but not before giving Abomination one last parting shot.
 * When the Avengers are in a huddle, discussing their alliance with the Masters of Evil:

Hawkeye: Really? How long'd it take you to come up with that plan, genius?

Hulk: I can smash you too!"

Welcome To the Kree Empire
"Tony: I'm gonna go rebuild Jarvis for the hundredth time.
 * The scene with Tony, Cap, and Hulk in the mansion contains such moments as the Hulk snarfing a whole chicken, Cap asking Tony if he's sure that Tony only blacked out once during their latest boxing match, and Hulk completely failing to give a shit:

Hulk: No. Need you here. SHIELD called. (nonchalantly keeps eating)

Tony: And...?

Hulk: Aliens are invading. (still totally calm, keeps eating)

Tony: (shares a look with Cap, then with strained patience) Did they say where?"


 * The introduction of Abigail Brand...which ends with her threatening to shoot a non-cooperative computer.

To Steal an Ant-Man
"Luke Cage: Yeah, we're the Avengers. I'm Captain America, and my friend in the pajamas is Thor. Now let the girl go before we avenge you upside the head."
 * Luke Cage telling Iron Fist not to call him Power Man.
 * After Crossfire mockingly asks Hank Pym, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage if they're supposed to be the Avengers:

"Luke Cage: "Yo Pym! Were do we send the bill?""
 * After beating all the thugs and saving Lang's daughter we get this gem from Cage.

"Luke Cage: It's called unbreakable skin... fool."
 * When Luke and Iron Fist first run into a couple of Cross's super-thugs, one of them repeatedly tries to punch out Cage, who just stands unmoving and unfazed for a few punches before cracking the guy's arm and tossing him into a dumpster, quipping,

Michael Korvac
"Hawkeye (To Iron-Man): There's a tree and a raccoon scowling at us, man. Are we firing?"
 * As Tony begins explaining the readings from studying Michael in detail to the Hulk, Tony realized the Hulk (Who, like in "Welcome to the Kree Empire," is calmly eating chicken the whole time) probably doesn't understand or care about any of this. Cue the Hulk correctly identifying Michael's strange readings as cosmic energy before even Tony could come to that conclusion.
 * Hawkeye's quip during the Avenger's staredown with the Guardians that kind of calls back to Season One, "This Hostage Earth":

"Iron Man: I have shields too, lady. Your sword isn't going to do much.
 * The stand-off between Hulk and Rocket Raccoon, as the two hold their ground and try to intimidate the other,
 * Hawkeye noting Korvac, being a former alien abduction victim and all, probably isn't going to react well to waking up Strapped to An Operating Table.
 * As the fight between the Guardians and the Avengers ends and everyone starts listening to the other side, Hulk comes crashing down from the ceiling, holding Groot's head, to grab Rocket Raccoon. As Hulk holds the two, Groot's head solemnly declares "I AM GROOT!" causing a reaction from both Rocket Raccoon and the Hulk.
 * As Iron Man analyzes Quasar we get this.

Quasar Uses her quantum bands to completely surround Iron Man with weapon constructs.

Iron Man: (completely deadpan) Okay, those might do something."

Who Do You Trust?
"Hulk: You talk too much."
 * Tony messing up the "welcome toast" meant to begin the pizza party.
 * Hulk and the Black Panther are on monitor duty at the Avengers Mansion. When Hulk is getting restless at Panther's complete and utter silence, we get this gem:


 * To be more accurate, Hulk is on monitor duty. Black Panther is on Hulk duty.
 * Also Hawkeye and Janet standing around heckling Ms. Marvel ("the new guy") while she's fighting a monster. Captain America then rolls up, and grimly notes that in his day, they didn't treat rookies like this. He adds they treated them a lot worse, then sits back to watch the fight.
 * Carol boasts that if Clint were still a SHIELD member, she'd outrank him. He responds by creating a little bow, and firing a toothpick at her, which she promptly vaporizes.

Nightmare in Red
"Hawkeye: You're not an Avenger, the Hulk is. Calling you an Avenger is like saying my bow is a member of the team."
 * After Bruce Banner insists that as part of the Avengers, he should get a chance to help face Red Hulk:


 * After the team discovers that Red Hulk has captured Bruce Banner, Jan reminds everyone else that they can trace the signal of Banner's ID card to find out where the two of them went, then comments that they must really be in trouble if she had to come up with that plan.
 * Dr. Banner in his fishing hat and fishing vest.
 * Stepping into an elevator, Bruce mentions that Hawkeye is making it hard to not just hulk out and tear everything to pieces. Hawkeye sensibly edges to the side.

Prisoner of War
"Captain, if we need to sacrifice the others to get me on that shuttle, I give you full authorization to do so.
 * :As the ragtag group of prisoners attempt to escape the Skrulls that imprison them, we get this gem:

Dr. Lyle Getz: Who are you?

Dr. Lyle Getz:"

"Captain America: Go! Get to the ship!
 * Mockingbird's distaste and annoyance at 's lack of scruples.
 * When Mockingbird and  are fighting Skrulls...

Mockingbird:"

"What are you waiting for? Go!
 * After they board the escape shuttle...

Mockingbird: (knocks him out) We're waiting for Cap and Viper, jerk!"

"Captain America: Go! Do it!
 * When Cap and Viper board the plane,  is behind the controls.



( responds by smashing the console with both fists. The plane dematerializes and materializes far away.)



( looks up to see Viper, Mockingbird, and   glaring at him, while Cap is grinning)"

"Hi Cap. I'm gonna sleep now."
 * Susan Storm's Mandatory Line:

Infiltration
"Wasp: That felt kinda good!"
 * Wasp's quip after she


 * Iron Man: "JARVIS, we may have to put on the Christmas card list."

Secret Invasion
""I've had the same car since I was nineteen, and yet this thing falls out of the sky every other Thursday.""
 * Maria Hill commenting on how often the Helicarrier gets trashed.


 * Due to an animation error, Nick Fury had his eyepatch on the wrong eye at the end of the episode.

Along Came A Spider...
"Spider-Man: Whoops. Sorry about that. Hey, at least now you're more snake-like."
 * When Spider-Man is fighting Bushmaster he breaks off one of the villain's cybernetic arms, then casually rips off the other, much to Bushmaster's surprise.


 * Spider-Man wondering why Death Adder -a snake-themed villain- has claws.
 * Clay Quartermain asking Spider-Man what was wrong with his voice is Hilarious in Hindsight, given the fact that Josh Keaton was replaced by Drake Bell as Spidey's voice actor for this show.

Behold... the Vision!
"Hawkeye: Okay, okay! You can be King of Wakanda!"
 * Hawkeye challenging Black Panther to be King of Wakanda.
 * And at the end of the episode, Hawkeye tries to pull a fast one on Panther in the arena and punches at him, but T'Challa simply spins him around and twists his arm behind his back.


 * Jane Foster's embarrassment when Janet slyly asks if she keeps coming back to the Avengers Mansion just to see Thor.
 * When Panther, Hawkeye, Cap, and Thor are

Powerless!
"Thor: Only the lowest of mortals would attempt such an assault in broad daylight.
 * When the Avengers arrive to take on the Wrecking Crew:

Iron Man: Well, that's the Wrecking Crew for ya; not exactly stand-outs in the thinking department. But they do pretty well in the "I'm about to take a repulsor-blast to the face department"."

"Cap: We have to keep moving, we can't risk placing civilians in jeopardy.
 * The Big Three and Hawkeye are walking through the subway station after Iron Man, Cap, and Thor lost their powers.

Hawkeye: Plus, they probably have a better shot at taking down the baddies than you guys do at this point.

(All three glare at him)

Hawkeye: Okay... Senses of humor, also gone."

"Bulldozer: Ha! Ya missed!
 * Hawkeye fires his last arrow at Bulldozer, which hits him in his armored chest.

(the arrow explodes in a gas cloud, choking Bulldozer)

Hawkeye: Psh, like I ever miss!"

"Hawkeye: (throws a brick at the back of the head, knocking it over) I don't know what you guys would do without me."
 * After the Big Three ...

Assault on 42
"Wasp: It's off to prison again! You must be so psyched!
 * At the beginning of the episode when the Avengers are taking Whirlwind to 42.

Whirlwind: *annoyed grunt*

Wasp: And not just any prison. You've got your own cell waiting for you in 42.

Ms. Marvel: Jan, do you think it's necessary to tease the prisoner like that?

Wasp: Yeah, pretty much. Especially when it's Dave; we go way back."

Ultron Unlimited
"Hawkeye: Okay, just to get this outta the way... I'm me."
 * When the show up in the mansion training room to take on Cap and Hawkeye, Clint makes a remark that really calls back to the Skrull invasion:

"Hawkeye (to Ms. Marvel): (grins) Nothing personal!
 * After Hawkeye blows to pieces:

Ms. Marvel: (annoyed glare)"

Yellowjacket
"(Hawkeye is watching TV)
 * This exchange:

Black Panther: You Westerners and your obsession with television. Wouldn't you be better served tracking down assailant?

Hawkeye: Hey, you do research your way, I do it mine. Check it.

(News bulletin about Yellowjacket comes on)

News Announcer: And what do the Avengers have to say?

Hawkeye on news interview: No comment. Hey, get that camera out of my face!

Hawkeye (to Panther): *sigh* When it's good news, Tony always gets interviewed looking like a movie star. When it's bad news, ambush me. Never fails."

"Yellowjacket: If we can relay my bio-signature from Panther's scan into your chest reactor, it'll explode like a wave-motion field and transpose us out of here.
 * When the Avengers and Yellowjacket are

Hawkeye: Yeah, sure, why didn't I think of that?"

The Limited Series

 * From "Trust", after Hawkeye and Black Panther have taken down Whiplash when panther leaped at her in the dark, he mentions his suit lets him see in the dark. Hawkeye responds typically with, "Why didn't you tell me sooner?!?" Panther's response: "I trusted you already knew."
 * When Janet fails to gather her teammates for a group picture during the start of the tie-in comic "Team", Tony probably takes the cake when he tells Jan to Photoshop him into the picture, so he could continue working.