The Batman vs. Dracula/Funny

"Alfred: I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir."
 * When Alfred sees Dracula's withered head.

"Joker: You're the second batman I've met tonight, and you're both a pain in the neck."
 * The Joker to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula and turned himself.

"Joker: I thought you cared! Batman: Believe me, Joker, I'm trying to help you. Joker: Then FEED ME!!!"
 * The Joker again, now a vampire and starved of blood.

"Joker: Got ketchup?"
 * The part that really sells it is when he spies a cockroach, and gobbles it up,

"Penguin: GAAH! Dead guys don't do that! Dracula: Not dead, undead! Penguin: I think I need to unwet my pants."
 * Just like Renfield.
 * Penguin, when he's not Getting Crap Past the Radar he's a total Butt Monkey. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure he’s looking for could be ANYWHERE.
 * This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:

"Joker: That's one old-looking coffin. (Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body) Joker: That's one good-looking corpse. (Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open) Joker: (Screams Like a Little Girl)"
 * When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket: