Big Wolf on Campus



"I used to own this town Now it's all turned upside down I wish I could figure out Do you think? It's just a phase I'm going through?"

- Opening Theme

Local high school jock Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) has nothing to worry about until he's bitten by a werewolf. Not knowing what to do, he befriends the local effeminate genius goth Merton Dingle (Danny Smith) and together they team up to fight the weirdness and monsters that pour into the town of Pleasantville, even though almost everyone believes that their protector, "The Pleasantville Werewolf", is viciously dangerous. The second season added a third friend to the cast, Lauren 'Lori' Baxter (Aimée Castle).

Big Wolf on Campus lasted from April, 1999 to April, 2002. A total of 65 episodes in 3 seasons. An incredibly lighthearted show that essentially existed to parody shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed, and replace their Wangst with lighthearted slapstick and goofy wordplay. A Canadian production, it ran on the Fox Family Channel and YTV.

"Lori: He tried to make me his vampire bride. Merton: He buried me alive. Tommy: He borrowed money from me and never gave it back."
 * Action Girl: Kickboxing classmate Lori Baxter, who shows up after the first season.
 * Adorkable: Merton.
 * All Myths Are True
 * Ambiguously Gay: Merton, depending on the episode.
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The reasons the gang give to Corey Feldman on why they

"Tommy: Okay, so he's a hellhound. It's not his fault; can't you do something? Merton: What do you think, I have a kit to purge evil spirits from a dog?! *beat, smirk* Because I do."
 * Badass Normal: Lori.
 * Balloon Belly: In one episode, Merton drinks a strange nectar (given to him by man-eating spider-people, no less) that causes him to rapidly gain weight. By the end of the episode, and thanks to a convenient time-skip montage, he's back down to his normal size.
 * Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: It turns out that Corey Feldman, the actor who played Edgar Frog in The Lost Boys, is a real vampire! So is his costar Corey Haim; apparently some interesting things were going on backstage of that movie...
 * Big Eater: It comes with the whole Werewolf thing, Tommy just can't get enough meat in his diet. It's what gets him discovered by the population at large.
 * Big Man on Campus: Tommy Dawkins. Referenced in the show's title.
 * Big No: Referenced.
 * Bluff the Impostor
 * Brought Down to Normal: In one episode, Tommy gets his lycanthropy extracted from him. He enjoys it for a while, until he realizes that the process is making him weaker and weaker until he would die. Oh, and that the doctor that did the extraction was planning on using the... extraction to create a Werewolf army to take over the world.
 * There's also an episode where Tommy is mysteriously sent to a "What if?" dimension in which he was never bitten by the werewolf, and also tore his ACL removing him from the football team and putting him in the glee club.
 * Buried Alive: Merton by Haim.
 * Butt Monkey: Merton.
 * Came Back Wrong: The cure for petrification turns out to be itself a deadly poison, allowing Fong to extort Tommy for the cure to the cure.
 * Also, Lori's ex-boyfriend, Rob. He came back as a zombie.
 * Card-Carrying Villain: The Evil Werewolf Syndicate.
 * Cassandra Truth: Merton runs into a couple of these, including "Corey's a real vampire" and "My childhood imaginary friend is trying to kill you."
 * Celebrity Is Overrated: Tommy choosing between friendship and social status in "Pleased to Eat You".
 * Chess with Death: Parodied. Tommy takes the "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" approach and challenges Death to several different games. Death beats him every time.
 * Chop Sockey
 * City of Adventure: If it's paranormal and dangerous, it'll show up in Pleasantville. Right down to its nice sounding name, it's a very transparent expy of Sunnydale.
 * Continuity Drift: In the episode with the cat girl, Merton mentions that he's only allergic to cats, sneezing whenever the titular cat woman appears. In the episode with the hell hound, he's sneezing whenever he's near the dog.
 * Cool Car: Merton drives a hearse.
 * Crazy Prepared: When Merton, it is discovered that Merton has prepared tapes to be viewed should anything happen to him, where he explains how to cure him of any supernatural fate that might befall him, even going as far to use title cards so that the tapes can simply be fast forwarded to the applicable cause of death.
 * Also note that the potential causes of death the tapes cover include Celine Dion.
 * Not quite as impressive, but still:

"Merton: Anytime﻿ you wanna come over and kiss my a-- Tommy: Hey!"
 * Apparently there were dark suspicions about the neighbor's dog.
 * Also, when he "suits up" to go up against Vampire!Corey Haim. He even lampshades this when he points out that the headband might be a bit "too effeminate".
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Tommy.
 * Curse Cut Short: A demon is opening a portal to hell and before he can say hell, he's interrupted by Lori's cry of "Hello!"
 * Plus they usually avoid saying hell outright at all. This is especially noticeable in episodes with demons; often Hell will be Hades, or the Underworld.
 * Merton is quite fond of swearing. See:

"Merton: We, and by that, I mean [Tommy], are gonna deregulate all over your sorry-- (his voice is then muted by the universal remote-wielding villain of the week. It's still extremely obvious what his mouth says)."
 * and:

"Merton: Well there's the wooden stake through the heart! (slams his fist against his chest) UNF! Then there's the silver bullet through the head. BAM! YEAH!"
 * Cursed with Awesome: He may not be able to touch silver, or even think of kissing his crush without inadvertently transforming, but his powers come in handy both with fighting evil and scoring touchdowns.
 * Damned By Faint Praise: Merton combines this with Stealth Insult. "I think you combined the articulation of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the emotional range of Jean Claude van Damme." Tommy doesn't get it.
 * Demoted to Extra: Recurring characters Tim & Travis gradually received less screen time as the series progressed, to the point that one of left the show and the other was only mentioned once afterward, purely to explain where the other was.
 * Different As Night and Day: Merton the unpopular goth nice guy senior, and Beckie his popular preppy evil freshman sister.
 * Dirty Communists: One episode featured a Russian operative going back in time to prevent the break-up of the Soviet Union; he succeeded, resulting a Crapsack World where the Soviets had conquered the US and Pleasantville had been renamed Pleasantgrad.
 * Do-It-Yourself Theme Tune: Danny Smith, who played Merton wrote and sang the themesong. This is referenced twice, in one episode Merton is seen composing said song, and in the last episode, he appears during the opening and remarks "I wrote this!"
 * Danny Smith also wrote the theme song for the Show Within a Show Chucky's In Da House.
 * He also wrote the "Chunky N Funky" song for the hilarious Fat!Merton breakdancing scene in the episode "Pleased To Eat You".
 * Drama Bomb Finale: The season two finale.
 * Dumbass Has a Point
 * Easy Amnesia
 * Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Merton since he's goth after all. And all the vampires in the show.
 * The End of the Beginning: Said by Tommy at the end or the series.
 * Failure Is the Only Option: Anytime Tommy thinks he's found a way to get rid of being a werewolf. (Or Merton, See Sidekick Glass Ceiling)
 * Fantastic Comedy
 * Fantasy Kitchen Sink
 * Faux Paw: An episode features a Were Cat who performs the Faux Paw maneuver.
 * Fetish Fuel: In-universe. As Merton's listing off different cures for lycanthropy he sounds incredibly... interested.

"Merton: You know, we never really talked about this before, but your mom is pretty h- - Tommy: The next word coming out of your mouth better be 'talented'."
 * Flanderization: Merton's ego and intellect, and Tommy's stupidity.
 * The Fool: Tommy.
 * Freudian Trio: Tommy = Ego, Merton = Id, Lori = Superego.
 * Fur Against Fang: Whenever Tommy fights a vampire.
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: On two separate episodes, Tommy used the fake ID name of Hugh G. Balzak. I don't think I have to explain this one...
 * In the pilot episode Merton's sister flat out states "Hey, Merton, if you're done downloading nudie pics of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, dinner's ready."
 * Tommy tells Merton that part of him wants to tell Lori he's a werewolf. "And I wonder what part of you (pelvic thrust) that is."
 * Merton goes looking for a way to reverse a spell online. The method he finds fails, and the website claims he didn't want it badly enough, leading him to yell "You don't understand how bad I want it!" just as his sister walks in. "I thought Mom and Dad blocked those sites?"
 * "Merton, bone me!"
 * Merton talking about trying to impress a girl he likes with money: "I just want her to know, I've got a big wad and I'm willing to blow it all on her!"
 * "Tommy, she's got balls." (bowling balls).
 * "How does Merton excite you?" Lori, when trying to get Tommy to change into a werewolf, followed by denial from Tommy.
 * Groin Attack: The first time Merton and Tommy face Butch, Tommy can't seem to transform and he decides that he'll just handle this as himself. Merton promptly kicks him between the legs, forcing him to change. "Just in case."
 * Tommy and his evil twin both fight dirty.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Tommy and Merton.
 * Hot Mom:

"Merton: Remember when the alien burst out of John Hurt's stomach? That was disgust...ing."
 * I Am Not Weasel: "Hey, I ain't fightin' no bear!" (This was said to Tommy...who is most certainly NOT a bear.)
 * Not to mention that in both of the alien episodes, he's mistaken for a "dog beast of Kardak", followed by a "What are you doing here?"
 * I Am Your Father: He's not literally Tommy's father, but he is the werewolf that bit him, making a joke based on the Darth Vader Halloween costume he was wearing at the time.
 * Idiot Hero: Tommy was Flanderized into a full-on dunderhead in the second season, though he was a stereotypical joke in the first season and had his moments of sheer stupidity. (Like when Merton had nearly all his intelligence stolen by a villain, but he still managed to outsmart Tommy.) A character guessed that Tommy was a werewolf and refereed him being "special", prompting him to relive grade school memories of being forced to join the reading group that met in the basement.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: The Spider-People, who fatten up Merton to eat him.
 * Imaginary Enemy: Vince, Merton's psychotic and extremely jealous imaginary friend who comes back after Merton goes through his childhood toys and proceeds to sabotage Merton's real friendships.
 * Imaginary Friend: Vince, Merton's imaginary friend who comes back after Merton goes through his childhood toys.
 * Imagine the Audience Naked: Tommy suggests that Lori imagine she's naked just before they have to give a presentation together. When Lori corrects him, he points out that there's a hot girl in the class and he wouldn't be able to concentrate.
 * Inkblot Test
 * Insistent Terminology: Merton does not like being called a nerd, and is more than happy to remind you that he's a "goth".
 * "Goths have lairs, nerds have labs. Ergo, I am not a nerd. (Beat) Please disregard my use of the word 'ergo'."
 * Invisible Streaker: Merton in one episode.
 * Keep Circulating the Tapes: No DVDs to speak of. And the only VHS tapes ever made were only in French. Luckily one godly figure seemed to have recorded every single episode, and those tapes have been circling around various streaming sites.
 * Knight Templar Big Brother: Even though she is openly humiliated by his existence, Merton is viciously protective of her when he finds out she is going on her first date.
 * Lampshade Hanging: Besides the Running Gag of "Hey, this plot is just like that movie," Tommy once asked Merton to explain how Butch, a character from a 50s 'educational' film, could jump out of the projection. Merton tries to come up with some convincing Techno Babble but only confuses himself, to the point where he doesn't know where he is anymore.
 * Not to mention that when the season three premiere continued from where the season two finale had ended, Lori and Tommy's actors' hairstyles had changed and Tommy mentions this
 * Lawyer-Friendly Cameo: Muffy the werewolf slayer.
 * Then there was the episode involving a girl named Terri who is an outcast in school who suddenly gains psychic powers.
 * Manchurian Agent: The Evil Werewolf Syndicate does this to Tommy in the aptly named episode: "The Manchurian Werewolf".
 * Mistaken for Gay: Tommy when he tries to bite a guy on the neck.
 * Mister Seahorse: Merton thanks to an alien, complete with shout outs to Junior and Alien. The alien herself is the one to bring up the latter, when he asks how the birth is going to work.

"Merton: Where would I be in a fight like this? Tommy: Hiding behind the girl. Merton: Right. Hides behind Lori"
 * Monster of the Week
 * The Movie Buff: Merton.
 * Mr. Fanservice: There's Merton, the cute nerd with spiky hair who dresses all in black. Then there's Tommy who's very good-looking already and who's werewolf form gives him spiky hair, a goatee, sexy side burns, and tiny fangs. So girls can take their pick, cute and tiny, or big and manly.
 * Never Say "Die": Averted - the cliffhanger for the first part of the Manchurian werewolf plot ends with Merton deadpanning: "We're going...to die."
 * New Neighbours as the Plot Demands / Remember the New Guy?: Usually related to Merton in some way: there's Allister Black (his sixth grade rival in D and D), Hilary Choates (his sixth grade love, with whom he promptly breaks up), and Bucky Ophendale (a guy he testified against and sent to juvie).
 * Nightmare Fetishist: Merton, full stop.
 * Non-Action Guy: Merton tends to spend fight scenes hiding behind his teammates.
 * Lampshaded in an episode where Tommy is in a parallel dimension where he wasn't a werewolf and didn't fight evil with his friends. When he explains this and they get caught up in their "first" fight:

"Merton: * After taunting someone who's now turning on him viciously* Hey remember that taunt I made? Let's pretend that never happened."
 * He also has other classic lines like this.

"Merton: I find it absurd that you'd mistake my meaning, but I was talking about the movie! What happened in the movie?"
 * Number of the Beast: 666 victories for an evil wrestler = the Apocalypse.
 * Our Vampires Are Different: While "normal" vampires do appear, one episode features special vampires, who only feed on
 * Our Werewolves Are Different: Eat wolfsbane before your first full moon after being bitten, and you don't become a Werewolf. If you don't, you can still bite someone who has, and be cured by ingesting their werewolf antibodies. And apparently only specific types of Werewolves are capable of creating new ones. And where there's an entire Syndicate of evil Werewolves that can't, Tommy can.
 * In addition to werewolves, there is also French exchange student who is a werecat.
 * Parody: Everything. One particularly pointed example is the episode featuring a character named "Muffy The Werewolf Annihilator". Gee, who on earth could they possibly be poking fun at?
 * Perky Goth: Merton. Although more like "spastic, hyperactive" goth.
 * Punny Name: The aforementioned "Hugh G. Balzak".
 * From the episode Pleased To Eat You, the spider-lady named Charlotte's last name is Web. Yes, as in Charlotte's Web.
 * Put on a Bus: Stacey Hanson, Tommy's main love interest, gets into college early and is replaced by Lori Baxter. (A case of Real Life Writes the Plot; the actress playing Stacey decided to leave the show to attend college herself.)
 * Travis Ekhart "picked up a trade" in the final season.
 * Reality Subtext: Tommy's Werewolf form was a bit more drastic (as evidenced in the pilot), but the actor playing him had an allergic reaction to the glue used, to it had to be toned down to the more subtle appearance.
 * Recycled Set: The bookmobile, which from the outside looks like a typical bookmobile. But inside it turns into a generic spacious room with rows of shelves, and wooden doors you'd see in their school. Of course you could say A Wizard Did It considering the show.
 * Refugee From TV Land: Butch. Merton and Tommy are aware that this makes no sense even by the standards of the world they live in, but it happens anyway.
 * Reset Button: An episode centers around a watch that could wind back time. Eventually the watch is destroyed, which resets the events of the entire episode, which of course included Stacey discovering Tommy's secret and revealing she was okay with it.
 * Running Gag: Merton would keep commenting how this week's plot was just like some movie; when asked what happened, he'd give a real world answer, e.g. the director's later career. His exasperated audience would demand to know about the movie, only occasionally giving in to the urge to shake him. At one point, Merton starts detailing his experience with a cute girl in the movie theater, causing even more annoyance "the MOVIE! the picture movie!!"
 * Tommy and Merton even got one of these jokes in when Tommy was hypnotized and only barely conscious. Merton began referencing The Manchurian Candidate and Sinatra's career, only to get smacked upside the head.
 * In an episode where a Terminator-esque robot disguised as Merton appears, Merton references the movie and Tommy and Lori, for once, know what he's talking about. Merton seems disappointed that he doesn't get to derail.
 * Tommy even gets in on the act in the Wonderful Life episode, where he gets to pull this on Merton:
 * Tommy even gets in on the act in the Wonderful Life episode, where he gets to pull this on Merton:


 * Also, Merton tends to ask the Monster of the Week (especially when they're about to kill him), "So, you're a (Insert monster here), what's that like?"
 * Secret Keeper: Merton and Lori.
 * Shout-Out: As mentioned in the Running Gag, the plots were usually comparable to a movie. Although sometimes this went as far as being a Whole-Plot Reference.
 * Sidekick Glass Ceiling: Poor, Poor Merton.
 * The Smart Guy: Merton.
 * Something Else Also Rises: While hosting a radio show, a girl calls in, causing Merton to stand up suddenly.
 * Stalker with a Crush: The team encounters a samurai who has been pursuing a woman (who doesn't reciprocate his feelings)... for the past 900 years. No wonder she tells him to move on.
 * Strapped to An Operating Table
 * Take That: "If we consult the Encyclopedia of Evil...ceremonial sacrifices, Celine Dion, ah, here he is, Cerberus."
 * This show seems to hate on Celine Dion a lot.
 * It was a Canadian show produced in Montreal. Of course it hated on Celine Dion.
 * This Is Reality: Something-verted: Every single plot is compared to that of a movie, and the same movie generally contains the solution.
 * Those Two Guys: Tim & Travis, until one of them was Put on a Bus.
 * Trigger Phrase: The Evil Werewolf Syndicate hypnotizes Tommy and gives him one of these. Due to some bad timing, the intended phrase is replaced with "Pizza's here".
 * Two Guys and a Girl: Tommy, Merton and Lori.
 * Van Helsing Hate Crimes: Muffy vs Tommy. She accepts that he's different by the end of the episode, although she's seriously weirded out by it.
 * Wacky Cravings: Merton during his stint as Mister Seahorse.
 * Weirdness Magnet
 * Whole-Plot Reference: Happened a lot to accommodate the Running Gag. The most obvious example is The Mertonator.
 * Tommy taking an unpopular shy girl with secret psychic abilities named Terry to the dance.
 * Who's on First?: Tommy's attempts to ask Merton what "Je ne sais quoi" means.
 * Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: The modus operandi of a Monster of the Week; trapping people in illusions of their greatest fears until they are literally scared to death.
 * Witch Doctor: Male nurse St. Jacques.
 * With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: Werewolves are evil as a matter of course, unless they're just too stupid.
 * The Evil Werewolf Syndicate has almost no problem taking new leader Tommy's order of "Stop being Evil". At least, until
 * Although does show no signs of trying again after he is defeated and let off with a slap on the wrist.
 * Said character, makes Tommy look smart.
 * The Werewolves of Lycanthia also seem to not be evil. Apparently there's no reason to be evil in a kingdom of only werewolves.
 * Wonderful Life: Tommy gets to see what the world would be like if he never became a Werewolf.
 * Would Hit a Girl: Tommy tries to talk things out rationally against a girl attacking him. When that didn't work he wasn't afraid to pile drive her into a table.
 * Yandere: The Monster of the Week in the second season finale has a dangerous crush on Tommy, who doesn't feel the same way. What happens next justifies that episode being an example of a Drama Bomb Finale.
 * You Sexy Beast: Tommy begins to worry that perhaps Lori is only attracted to the werewolf part of him.
 * Your Vampires Suck: Subverted.