Team Fortress 2/Memes

Meet The Team Videos

 * ""It costs $400,000 to (insert inane action here)... for 12 seconds."
 * The fan-made description for the Heavy Duty Rag brings this meme into the game proper: "It costs $400,000 to wear this hat for 12 seconds."
 * BOOLLET
 * "Some people think they can outsmart [insert noun here]. Maybe. Maybe. I've yet to meet anyone who can outsmart [insert another noun here]!"
 * "...Unless it's a farm!"
 * "Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
 * This has gotten a few videos turning that phrase around: "Be polite. Be polite. Have a plan to be polite to everyone you meet."
 * "And now he's here to f(BLEEP) us!"
 * "No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!"
 * "I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!"
 * "Oh, they're gonna have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!"
 * "And if that don't work? Use more gun."
 * " me." "Later." "Later.")
 * "Are you sure [X] will vork?!" "I have NO IDEA!"

Comics and Other Supplemental Material

 * SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!
 * Poor and Irish
 * Sitting Pyro from the Australian Christmas comic.

Community-Created Stuff

 * "Painis Cupcake"
 * "Vagineer"
 * Oddscout. It Begins. hottip:Explanation: Oddscout is another [[Eldritch Abomination, inspired by the Slender Man.
 * I'M DED
 * (CLASS) IS (THING)
 * "The Vicious Cycle of ____" YouTube caused by using pause annotations at the very last frame of the video. Here is a particularly good one
 * UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
 * "____ in a Nutshell" sad music.
 * The HWM models.
 * nope.avi
 * POO TIS POW!

The Game Itself
""If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating absolutely free!""
 * Most of the characters' Catch Phrases have attained memetic status, some of which have become Ascended Memes. Outside of that, nearly all of their lines are fodder for getting mashed up with each other and spat out in-game, thanks to an easily accessible library of all the audio clips and a couple tools that allow playing back clips over mic chat.
 * Pootis
 * Gottam
 * Painis
 * NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH!
 * BONK!
 * "Spah sappin' mah sentry!" (and any " in' mah !" combination thereof)
 * SPAH
 * Scout's resemblance to Vince Offer. Became an Ascended Meme in the form of some of his domination/revenge lines.

"It's pretty much better than TF2 in every possible way now. Except for the total lack of hats. Guess we know who the real pros are around here."
 * TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
 * "Can't crit, so it's balanced."
 * Enjoy your AIDS!
 * STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED Badass.
 * RAWKET LAWNCHAIR hottip:Explanation:A crossover meme with [[Metal Slug, referring to Soldier's primary weapons, which are all Rocket Launchers. Mostly brought up when said Rocket Launcher rolls a critical hit, which only Heavy can survive without healing buffs.
 * shoot jump crate, shoot jump crate, shoot jump spy crate.
 * "This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!" Rainbow Dash in recent crossovers).
 * Those people? They were F2P.
 * Hat Fortress 2.
 * According to fans, the TF2 dev team is obsessed with hats and does nothing else but work on hats all day. This has become an Ascended Meme, as even the developers discuss their obsession. Shown in this comic and on this blog post. They were also incredulous that Portal 2 had no hats in it, so they snuck into the dev team's office to add some to the co-op mode. Also, regarding an update to the fan-made Retraux demake Gang Garrison:
 * According to fans, the TF2 dev team is obsessed with hats and does nothing else but work on hats all day. This has become an Ascended Meme, as even the developers discuss their obsession. Shown in this comic and on this blog post. They were also incredulous that Portal 2 had no hats in it, so they snuck into the dev team's office to add some to the co-op mode. Also, regarding an update to the fan-made Retraux demake Gang Garrison:


 * It has become such an Ascended Meme that, on certain pages of the offical TF2 website, the game is described as a "War-themed hat simulator".


 * "Slap my hand!"
 * "Slap my ass!"
 * "See? See!"