The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius/Quotes

""If you ever come after me, fuck with me, my friends, my family, the guy who details my dad's car, my mailman! you, you sexually repressed hippo, will disappear. No one will even remember you. They won't be able to match DNA records to the shoe-sized stain that'll be your remains. I will wish you away to the fucking cornfield, dipshit. But before I do... I will hurt you. "YOU PEOPLE HAVE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG FUCKING TEN YEAR OLD!""

- from The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius


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