Merchandise-Driven/Quotes

"Optimus Prime: The humans should not have to pay for our mistakes... Mike: ...just our overpriced action figures!"

- Mike J. Nelson, Riff Trax

"Ass: HYPNOSNOT, I CHOOSE YOU! Crock: Why did you pick that particular Hokéycon to battle with?! Because it can absorb high damage? Ass: Because the last quarterly report showed an 18% dip in Hypnosnot sales! Luckily, our viewers are sheep! A little TV exposure should boost earnings back up!"

- Mad Magazine, "Hokéycon"

""Buy all our playsets and toys!""

- Cheat Commandos theme song

""I am selling this Gundam!""

- Garrod Ran, Bandai Sales Rep.

"The Nerd: We know what the real message is... Both: BUY OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS!"

- Critic and Nerd: The Making of "Coming Out Of Their Shells"