Surrealism/Quotes

""I'm a Surrealist, you know," said Phil, his participles dangling. "If it weren't for the fact that it would be against the rules for me to behave in anything but a purely bizarre manner, you would definitely be in a tin of rice pudding. A whole tin.""

- Phil Boswell (philb@codd-date.win-uk.net)

"''Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it."

- Breton

"Surrealism is nothing more than a pizza with a melted drain-cleaner canister being carried by a mutant giraffe."

"''Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The Fish"

"''Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.  One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored bicycles."

"Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur."