Skelteria

Skelteria is a Thrash Metal band from Dallas, TX. Although it is obscure, it has become somewhat viral in Europe thanks to a couple of webzines and it's video for "Dying Naked" being featured on failblog.org. More info is yet to come.


 * Album Title Drop: The Nightmare Begins.
 * Animated Music Video: The Nightmare Begins and Free Candy For All!!! (Although the latter is more of a slideshow.)
 * Author Appeal: Demonic imagery.
 * Badass Long Hair: Kotner's most recent photo features this. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.
 * Cluster F Bomb: Candy Corn Pumpkins.
 * Doomy Dooms of Doom: Filler of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!'
 * I Am the Band: Skelteria was Evan Kotner, A Robot, and whoever he could find to play bass until he officially decided to make it a one-man band in 2012.
 * Mascot: St. Trinity, a barefoot demon woman with bat-like wings.
 * Precision F Strike: Many songs contain at least one (literally).
 * Rerelease the Song: The Wettening.
 * Revolving Door Band: See I Am the Band, above.
 * Sampling: Taco Supreme samples the beginning of the Beavis and Butthead episode No Laughing.