Death in Paradise/Funny

"Fidel: Does he only teach women in bikini's? Dwayne: *eyes glued to binoculars* I hope so."
 * Poole's uptight Englishness is often played for laughs.
 * In the second episode between Fidel and Dwayne who are staking out the diving instructor while he's at work. Selwyn has the binoculars.

"Dwayne: Besides, you're better at processing evidence than I am. I'm all fingers and thumbs which isn't good when you're dealing with fingerprints. *a little later* You process evidence, I look cool on bikes."
 * Then Selwyn explaining to Fidel about why he always gets to ride the bike.

"Bordey: Creole Voodoo beliefs have been part of the island for hundreds of years! Poole: So were cholera and typhoid! You even got rid of the French eventually! Bordey: I'm half French! Poole: There is no such thing as half French."
 * The crossdressing thief.
 * Fidel in the side car of the Saint-Marie polices' only motorbike.
 * Poole playing Agent Scully when confronted with Voodoo: