Escape from Monkey Island/Funny

"Carla: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to escape from Monkey Island? Guybrush: No, how difficult is it to... Escape from Monkey Island™!
 * Turning up in a "traditional piratey town" only to see buildings such as Starbuccaneers and Planet Threepwood.
 * The "Pirate School" on Knuttin Atoll.
 * Admiral Casaba's McCarthyism-style paranoia about pirates.
 * You can also talk to Murray... Or make him spin around on his pedestal, which annoys him. There's absolutely no productive reason to do this. It's just funny.
 * You can optionally kill Guybrush's future self (twice) in the mists of time and his hilariously casual reaction.
 * The duck.
 * "No! My grog!"
 * This exchange from the first act:

Carla: ...Well, it's... really difficult."

"Dainty Lady Figurehead: What is﻿ this compulsion you have to dress me up, you pantalooned FREAK?"
 * The Dainty Lady Figurehead. Voiced by Pamela Adlon