Tempting Fate/Web Comics

"Der Trihs: Trouble, sir? What kind of trouble could they - Captain Tagon: Do not finish that sentence. Der Trihs: Oops! Sorry, sir."
 * Textbook subversion in this Dinosaur Comics strip.
 * Exterminatus Now has a few of those. This Mad Scientist is literally asking for it. And this Cult leader isn't far behind.
 * Schaefer "got that right".
 * Lampshaded here in Nukees.
 * This strip from Real Life Comics is Tempting Fate in the most distilled form possible.
 * Lampshaded in Get Medieval here: "I'd say that now things can't get worse, but I know what'd happen." (They happen anyway.)
 * In Captain SNES, whenever anyone says the words "I am invincible!" a treasure chest flies out of the sky and hits his or her head, causing no small amount of injury. Even if they were tricked into saying it. It Makes Sense in Context, sort of.
 * Nedroid: Beartato contemplates his day and Reginald hangs up expired mistletoe.
 * A Running Gag in Eight Bit Theater is the phrase "[situation] is X, X forever!" (e.g. "At last that Hell Door is vanquished, I'm safe. Safe forever!" -- Black Mage, on getting past a door which was constantly opening and closing). Characters who have uttered these words always suffer in some way or other (for example in the last example, Black Mage was immediately attacked by the personification of Thief's greed.
 * One of the more blatant cases: "Well, I'm safe. Probably forever. I'll celebrate by leaning against this landing gear. (beat) So very safe."
 * "And now we're safe forever" is a Running Gag in itself, usually said by Red Mage right before something calamitous occurs. Near the end of the comic, he says they're "...safe forever. Again." while appears in the background, preparing to kill them all.
 * Also the gag of a character or characters saying something sickeningly ideal, often about how life finally stopped sucking for them, before they get hit by a Hadoken or a meteor or something.
 * See also Onrac, "Where lightning can't strike thrice!"
 * Subverted in this strip.
 * Lampshaded in Killroy and Tina: ""I thought you knew better than to utter such ominous clichés out loud."
 * Thad in By the Saints jokingly says, "... for what we are about to receive..." while marching into battle. He isn't thankful for what he does receive a split-second later.
 * In The Wotch, the team had an Unspoken Plan Guarantee, but then Miranda just had to say the words.
 * Schlock Mercenary has made this into an inside joke. The entire cast is Genre Savvy and refers to doing this as "taunting/invoking Murphy". Every time a character tries to say "What could go wrong?" or "It's a guaranteed success" or the like, he/she/it/they is violently interrupted. It's generally foreshadowing that something will go wrong, but that's a sucker bet anyway.

"Para Ventura: Oh, come on. What's the wo- Kevyn: You have not worked here long enough to be allowed to finish that sentence."
 * In fact, there is even one point at which Captain Tagon says, "I don't see how things could possibly get any worse" (with Schlock hanging the lampshade) -- and they don't.

"Kevyn: Don't say "hypothesis". Trevor: Why not? Kevyn: Hypotheses are refined by disproving them, and we disprove this one by getting blown out of the sky."
 * They still run into this, however. "I bet our troubles are over."
 * And he's still on the lookout.

"Esspie Raider 1: The big one is rushing the shield. Esspie Raider 2: I wish it could get through. It looks formidable. (a breacher missile flies over the runner's head and negates a large chunk of their shield bubble) (now they have an elephant in heavy Powered Armor charging at them and firing two appropriately sized guns point blank) Esspie Raider 2: Wha... How...? Esspie Raider 1: Don't wish for big things!"
 * Kowalski also is a bit superstitious. Then again, he remembers dying a lot.
 * Fobott'r and Esspererin criminals here.
 * Just when you thought the Esspererin understand the basics of Not Taunting Murphy, there are two of their warriors plainly asking for it:

"Mordekai: Oh c'mon! How many dinosaur models can one person have? Dinosaurs: (fully surrounding party) RAAARRRHH!"
 * Goblins has a sub-comic called Tempts Fate after the lead character, Tempts Fate. Why is he called that? The writer decided to have people's donations actually do something tangible, so he set up Tempts Fate as a sort of arcade game: if donations reach a certain goal by a certain date, Tempts Fate will pass the obstacle in his way; the more the donations exceed the goal, the more awesome Tempts Fate's victory will be. If people fail to donate enough money by the deadline, then Tempts Fate will fail, and die, and live on only in our memories.
 * And so far, Tempts Fate has lived through 8 challenges in spectacular fashion. So much so that the author has added extra properties to the donations, including a sort of "dice" modifier based on the cents digit that decides which cool item Tempts Fate gets if the biggest goal is met.
 * When he offered T-shirts for donations during the "Tempts Vs. The Really, Really poorly Made Characters" challenge, the donations skyrocketed, collecting more than enough for the fourth and final goal before the first goal's deadline. The result? Tempts killed the poorly made characters so hard that it killed the people playing those characters (except Elfgirl, as she didn't want to kill him or, indeed, even play D&D, so he just let her go; he killed the DM instead).
 * Irregular Webcomic:

"Old Prisoner: HA! I knew I made the right call staying in prison. That Tsukiko chick is getting her ass kicked by an elemental! It's so much safer up here! Tsukiko: SHOUT! (cell crumbles, a slab of stone falls and crushes the old man to death) Nale: Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"
 * Combined with Historical In-Joke once, when an obstructive Ukrainian railway official mockingly asks Dr Smith "What will [Stalin] do? Purge entire country?"
 * Yet another Historical In-Joke version here.
 * In Order of the Stick, any such event will probably be lampshaded by one of the many Genre Savvy characters. Too many examples to count, so let's just start with this one:

"Art: If I had to run away from something right now, I'd be so screwed.(...cue Flying Trashcans who came all the way from Mars just to get him)."
 * The fourth panel of this strip. "I guess it wouldn't kill us..." right on the next page. Lampshaded in this strip and played straight in this one.
 * Inverted in On the Origins of PCs:
 * And now Yukyuk got "his lucky day", with a hostile wizard floating right behind him.
 * Sequential Art had this jinx

"Dan: Ha! Shows what you know, universe! Trying to bury me with girls only makes everything better!"
 * Lampshaded in Narbonic: the characters are stranded in a raft at sea, with no food, no water, and no cigarettes, and Dave starts to say it couldn't be worse. Genre savvy Mell tries to stop him, but as the huge wave looms over the raft, Helen points out that it's too late. Dave's last words are "Well, MY face is red."
 * Not only that, but Dave continues that insist that his statement makes sense even after Mell warns him not to say such a thing. It takes nothing short of a giant wave to make him realize his mistake.
 * This strip of Dominic Deegan. Lack of scrying alerts aside, you would think a seer who has been through as much crap as Dominic has would know better than to even think the words "Nothing bad will happen."...
 * To be fair, we find out later that "the bad thing" actually blocked his second sight so that he -- nor any other seer -- would spot him coming.
 * Fate launches all salvos in this strip. Also combines a "Things can't get any worse." statement with a response in the next panel midsentence. Either Dominic needs his crystal balls polished or he has a really twisted definition of "Nothing bad will happen."
 * And Dominic does it again here.
 * Stunt does it twice in the space of a few strips; here and here.
 * Lampshaded in this page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
 * Invoked in Unshelved here ("It was a boring week...").
 * Either invoked or averted in Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures when Dan escapes the burlap sack in his first adventure.

"This is it. You have no choice but to wage a fierce rooftop battle. This is totally going to happen now, and could in no way conceivably be interrupted by a sudden shift in our attention."
 * Also in this comic, where Mab actually isn't sure if the next event to happen makes anything better or worse.
 * Homestuck likes this one. Due to the high number of playable characters, the narrative is prone to sudden shifts in perspective, often at key dramatic moments. The fate-tempting is mostly hanging a lampshade on the whole affair.

"Guy: At least things can't get any worse.... (silence) Baxter: Hey, nothing happened! I guess your life can't get any worse than this! You've hit Rock Bottom, but at least nothing else can go wrong! Guy: Oh good, my suicide shall go flawlessly. Baxter: That's the spirit!"
 * In Mountain Time one astronaut seems to be ordering his fate off a menu.
 * Played with in Hellbound; mostly used straight, occasionally subverted, the best one occurring fairly early on:

"Riff: I can fetch him back in a few hours. Torg will be fine as long as he didn't get zapped to a "Dimension of Pain" or something. (meanwhile) Demon Lord Horribus: Welcome to the Dimension of Pain! Torg: Thanks! Can I use your restroom? Horribus: Nope."
 * This Questionable Content applies it to.
 * Sluggy Freelance:
 * Parodied one strip when Torg and Zoë are racing K'Z'K to the Book of Güd. (More specifically, Torg tries to invoke the opposite version -- tempting fate to do something good -- before Zoë mentions tempting fate the usual way, and that works.)
 * There's a pretty over-the-top one early on.

"Dechs: (while waiting on a rooftop for something interesting to happen) I'm bored. (pause) Dechs: It seems like a quiet night. (pause) Dechs: I said, it seems like a quiet night. (nothing happens) Dechs: Well damn, that usually works."
 * In the universe of Footloose, the Theory of Narrative Causality is real and extremely undesirable (e.g. the lead suffers from "Primary Protagonist Syndrome"), so it is only right and proper to stop any fool before they finish saying "What Could Possibly Go Wrong??"
 * Finder's Keepers used this in an interesting way. Cailyn and Card are in a magical market, looking for Fate. Cailyn suggests they split up in the middle of a market full of powerful and dangerous supernatural creatures. She figures if Fate doesn't want to be found, she can make it want to find her.
 * Gunnerkrigg Court, Chapter 23 has an interesting variation on this. During the camping trip, students start mysteriously disappearing, and the remaining students deduce that it must be a prank the teachers are pulling. They come up with a plan to find the missing students and expose the prank, but it requires one more student to deliberately get kidnapped. Kat volunteers, because she's cool with being kidnapped by Mr. Eglamore. Cue Kat, sitting by herself and announcing to no-one in particular, "Oh boy! I sure hope nothing happens to me now that I'm here all alone!" As expected, she immediately gets kidnapped... but not by Mr. Eglamore.
 * In Tweep, Milton barely escapes following the trope.
 * Yahtzee Takes on the World adds a bit of spin by showing a flying saucer crashing into the characters' lair before it cuts to a very annoyed Yahtzee, who announces "As I was saying, "
 * In Something*Positive, one of Davan's friends says that he won't have a costume unless they have one in a can waiting for him. They do.
 * In Pokémon-X, they do it here, here, and here. And that's just one storyline.
 * In Kevin and Kell, Danielle believes that Rabbit's Revenge won't go through Kell's house to get to her. They don't; they burrow directly into her room. Similarly, during the 2000 election Arc, Lindesfarne is confident that Kevin "has the election in the bag," until his opponent claims that Kell ate his campaign manager,.
 * In a recent strip, Sheila asks "how hard can it be to catch dumb plant-eaters" while planning on hunting in Kell's place to help her meet quota. Suddenly, an icy cold blast out of nowhere freezes all the vegetation.
 * Subverted in Antihero for Hire:

"Ran: The way I see it, we've broken every law of physics except the third law of thermodynamics. Dr. Light: Aha! Negative two Kelvin! Ran: Nevermind."
 * Another subversion
 * Gastrophobia: "-- And nothing short of a barrage of arrows could make me move from this spot!" Now, Phobia, that's beyond merely Tempting Fate and simply asking for it.
 * Erfworld: Prince Tramennis asks King Slately about parleying with Parson: "Come! What's the worst that could happen?" The King's response: "The worst? The Titans could hear you ask such a question."
 * A few pages later, the King asks "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances." Tramennis calls him on this.
 * During the battle with King's invincible army in Two Evil Scientists, one of King's robots points out how a battle against weak enemies is no fun when you can't get hurt. In the very next panel, the severed head of another supposedly invincible robot bounces by him. Cue Oh Crap face.
 * In El Goonish Shive Mr. Raven approves being careful in this regard. Abe adds this trope to his long list of mistakes and stupid decisions here.
 * This is a Running Gag on Bob and George.

"Maxim: Oh, now hyu iz just asking for it."
 * In Wapsi Square, Shelly discovers that taunting mother nature is a bad idea.
 * In addition, Monica learns that it is a bad idea to utter the phrase "Geesus Bud, it's not like it's magic," before touching a mysterious object.
 * Girl Genius has Genre Savvy characters who realize what was just said.
 * Which makes it all but certain that uncle Barry will show up in the Castle arc.
 * Oggie, Oggie's great-great-grandson, Oggie himself again:

"Faz: But I will never tell you where they have the others, unless you do something that hurts me a lot, like punch me in the face repeatedly."
 * The commander of the heliolux airfleet (communication systems/roasting) after being told that contact with several units was lost mid-sentence and then the contact with a bay of their own ship is lost right now. She couldn't finish the next sentence with anything better than "We'll miss the fighting!". Cue a Jägermonster walking in right behind her and happily screaming "Wrong!".
 * The commander of Armorpants was asking for it, too.
 * The mobile artillery master sergeant is relieved.
 * «Surely the tunnels here are safe enough —» Alas, Otto, we hardly knew ye.
 * The Grandmother's Smoke Knight here (he gets out of it only to have another jinx on the next page).
 * In Demon Eater, the main character is clearly not Genre Savvy, and provides us a very naïve line after this strip
 * This Shortpacked strip takes it to new heights.

"Dustin: You worry too much. I think it's a safe bet there's no monsters... AAAUGH!!! (jumps on Mark's hands)"
 * Abbie from Weregeek should have know better than this. And Dustin:

"Marlene: What? Why - Ivy, how is it that you always pick the most ironic moments to ruin my life? Ivy: Oh no, did you just get done saying that everything was back to normal again? Marlene: ...No... Ivy: Yes you did. I know that tone of voice. Why do you keep doing this to yourself?"
 * In Impure Blood, Dara says they've been lucky.
 * Exiern: After narrowly escaping with his life, Neils says he thinks his luck is getting better. That was a mistake.
 * Bobwhite: Marlene observes that, given enough time, things revert back to their natural order. At which point her roommate Ivy calls to say that they can't be roommates next semester.

"Lana: We can see the tower from here, it's not like something totally unexpected is going to suddenly jump out and stop us from getting there. Lana(cont): ...Right? Aldran: Let's get out of here Lana: Okay we must have been lucky that time Aldran: Go ahead. Tempt fate some more why don't ya? Lana: At least it couldn't possibly get any wor- Aldran: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
 * Lampshaded in the Anti-HEROES webcomic.

"Yuri: I can move large objects, be willful, and am now the perfect killing machine. Nothing can stop me. [Yuri collapses and loses consciousness.] Emily: Martina loaned me Yuri's power-off button."
 * Sinfest had this happening to Author Avatar, who really should know better.
 * In A Miracle of Science Caprice says "We're perfectly fine" right before her ship is attacked by the weapon from which it got no protection. And repeats just before it explodes. Benjamin shuts her up before she says this the third time. Though it was after he taunted killer bots himself.
 * Later she had it Played for Laughs intentionally.
 * Spacetrawler. This page. Yuri ends her A God Am I speech with...


 * In Kaspall, Sam, reassuring Alex. Lampshaded in the Alt Text.
 * Far From Home: Yeah, I bet there's not a pirate within fifty light-years of this pile of rocks.
 * The Unspeakable Vault of Doom uses it as a Running Joke, on par with (and usually leading to) "yum yum". For example, these guys.
 * Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic had Rehan the Rogue [//yafgc.net/comic/2361-caught/ finish mopping up the kobolds] with "Hah! Looks like we got them all!", turn around... and find himself eye to eye with an obviously unhappy beholder.
 * A hobgoblin gladiator [//yafgc.net/comic/2394-all-theyve-got/ asked] why he has to waste his time on a halfling. He didn't even live to finish the phrase.
 * Gertrude is "[//www.yafgc.net/comic/2928-surprise/ ready for anything]". So of course that's when a raptor tries to eat her face.
 * In Servants of the Imperium the Inquisitor just had to ask the rhetoric question. And later an Arbitrator. "You had to say that, didn't you, M'lord."
 * Stick with your instincts!! by Losik. Vasily chose to not proceed after Damir dropped a "What's the worst thing that could happen". Ironically, he guessed the crazy worst-case scenario correctly, but.
 * Freefall: Please stop antagonizing fundamental forces of nature. Though even Sam doesn't ask "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"