Umineko: When They Cry/Memes



Since Umineko no Naku Koro ni is in the same franchise as Higurashi, memes were bound to happen.

When a certain team of translators began releasing their patches, even more memes were bound to happen, considering how it usually works with visual novels.

And then when about half the cast started trolling not only the other characters but the readers themselves...well, look down.

Please add entries in the following format:
 * The meme.

""Sup, Eva.""
 * The small bombs are responsible for EVERYTHING.
 * No way, it was the mackerel!
 * Are you starting to see how omnipotent mackerel is?
 * *BEEP*
 * Rosa Ushiromiya, BEST MOTHER EVER.
 * Kinzo Ushiromiya, WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA.
 * When playing through Episode 4, one must MIND THE GAAP
 * As seen in EP 4 (well, the sound novel, anyway),
 * Can Battler see why witches love Beatos?
 * Perhaps you DESIRE some Kinzos?
 * "Problem, Battler?"
 * On a certain Image Board, this is usually accompanied by what's referred to as her trollface, due to the resemblance to the infamous coolface.
 * ahaha.wav
 * It Got Worse. THIS is Higanbana's laugh.
 * Repeat it in red: "(Insert phrase here)"
 * "Beatrice caused Endless Eight."
 * " >> Endless Eight."
 * "You are incompetent."
 * Colored text debates! Even on this very wiki and beyond!
 * MAGICAL GOHDA CHEF
 * Kanon is the cake, so he is a lie.
 * : THE META WORLD WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE WEIGHTY REDHEADED ADVISER  WILL NEVER THREATEN TO STAB YOU, AND IN FACT CANNOT SPEAK HER NAME.
 * Eva and Hideyoshi are freaking ninjas.
 * WOULD YA GIVE IT A REST, EVA?
 * Why call it Pony Theory? Because all Beatrice ever wanted was a pony.
 * Battler Ushiromiya is your new pony.
 * Bernkastel
 * And Beatrice
 * UU-UU MAD?
 * Used in a similar manner as "Meanwhile at Valve", there's "Meanwhile, at Witch Hunt..."
 * Post the current status of the translation when there's been no movement in some time and people rage. Post a fake update and people rage. Post an actual update and people will still think you're a troll until they confirm it for themselves.
 * But can Message make it run on a toaster?
 * It's perfect! EET'S PAAFEKKTO!
 * Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich!
 * CONGRATULATIONS!
 * Witches do exist and Battler is a faggot.
 * [Insert word or phrase] DOES NOT EXIST!
 * The Adventures of Seacats and its simplistic chibi-style characters get a lot of exposure.
 * Even more popular are the comics by Rifyu.
 * General reaction to every new episode by people who read the original sound novel: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
 * There is no Umineko anime.
 * Someone did, however, create a possible opening for one. Having seen that, it's a shame they never created the actual anime, since it clearly would have been really awesome.
 * DEEN RUINED CHRISTMAS
 * "Yes, Your Majesty"
 * Also from EP5, NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION
 * DIE THE DEATH! SENTENCE TO DEATH! GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!
 * DESU
 * Yami wo kirisaku OH DESIRE!
 * SACRIFICE SHEEP TO GOD!
 * LOAD THIS DRYER!
 * A popular fad is to photoshop Kinzo or Beatrice's Trollface onto images. Sometimes with OH DESIRE! incorporated into the caption or as a pun (such as A Streetcar Named Desire). The general consensus is that "Everything's Better With Kinzo. No exceptions."
 * Not to say that the rest of the cast is left out, as the sprites are fun to exploit. There's even a fake screenshot maker for even more craziness.
 * [[media:yOu_tO_2287.png|yOu tO]]
 * U.N. Owen was Jimang's Girlfriend?
 * I wouldn't put it past Grandfather.
 * OH DESIRE Because chipmunks make everything better. You'll stop breathing 40 seconds in
 * Battler is often portrayed as Phoenix Wright due to his dramatic finger pointing and denial of witches. The rest of the cast sometimes takes on other roles as well.
 * TAKE THAT!
 * OBJECTION!
 * Tako Maria was created after a rather disturbing scene in episode 11 of the anime.
 * Who needs witches and whores when you've got a Bronove watching your back?
 * Anything slapped by Battler will eventually turn Moe. ANYTHING.
 * MOON TOURISM
 * WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
 * This level of Memetic Mutation is possible for Furudo Erika.
 * What do you think, everyone?
 * .
 * Intellectual Rapist
 * Chopsticks!
 * ......I...Furudo Erika.........have duct tape...!!
 * Take that, dead people!
 * Just about any line in the games translated by ATLAS can become this.
 * * CAMPHOR* CAMPHOR*
 * Floatage~!
 * Beatrice is
 * When speculating the ending: George dies and everybody lives happily ever after.
 * >>>/rs/I_HATE_YOU!!!
 * sage for rp
 * Go back to Gaia
 * WHICH ONE OF THEM HAS THE PENIS?
 * and more recently: Without love, you'll never know which one of us has the penis.
 * Fucking Moon-chan!
 * "BEATORIICHEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
 * I'm the goddamn Battler!
 * And my parents are deeeeeead!
 * Some days you just can't get rid of a B0MB
 * Where is my Hideyoshi dakimakura?
 * Or my Battler one, for that matter?
 * I guess Hideyoshi is too fat to be on the cover.
 * IT'S MAGIC I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
 * See here
 * Uryuu!
 * Unyu!
 * I Have No Mouth And I Must [[media:I_have_no_mouth_and_I_must_grin.jpg|Grin]]
 * Ever since Ronove was introduced in the anime, everyone now thinks that Every single person out there is Bronove for Battler.
 * George is FAT FAT FAT
 * Now acknowledged in canon!
 * While putting matching up the scrolling ED "Trust Me" from Durarara with characters from other series is a meme in and of itself, pairing it with Umineko is one of the most popular, if Pixiv is any indication.
 * Jessica is as straight as a rainbow, and bats for the other team.
 * is
 * And
 * Furudo Erika?
 * For the members of the fandom who also are acquainted with K-On!, and have seen certain pieces of fanart:
 * Furudo Erika?
 * For the members of the fandom who also are acquainted with K-On!, and have seen certain pieces of fanart:

Banquet Alliance Turn Twilight Legend End Requiem ' Dawn.
 * Beatrice is such a Tsundora.
 * I WANT TO BELIEVE.
 * Umineko - Now with CHOICES!
 * The Tragedy in Rokenjima were caused by
 * And﻿ then...I...knew.
 * GENDER: LION
 * Jessica is a depraved bisexual who can make better love to your fiancee than you can.
 * Eva, Ange, Lion. Wait, what?
 * Congratulations!
 * Why can't I hold all these personalities?
 * We've all been
 * I don't care about my [x]'s gender. PFFT.
 * With EP8's release, comparisons with Professor Layton are abound.
 * This string of mass murders reminds me of a puzzle!
 * Lambdadelta is a cake.
 * Battler!
 * Seacats is Inception! BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
 * Umineko proves Time Cube
 * Two Words: Musou Rosa
 * Rudolf: "ORE WA
 * Shannon's hat is a seagull.