Calvin Ball/Quotes

""That's Numberwang!""

- The host of Numberwang, frequently, at completely random intervals, That Mitchell and Webb Look

""Malachi shrugged. He didn't follow human sports. They were too dull and the rules never changed.""

- Narration, Malachi summarizing The Fair Folk's sports in Chasing the Dragon

"Spongebob: "Hike Patrick, hike!" [Drops rock, which breaks in two] Spongebob: "You just lost 3 points!" [Climbs up coral] Spongebob: "1, 2, 5!" [Stands on his head and blows a bubble in the shape of 'G7'] Spongebob: "G7!" Patrick: "G7?! King me, king me! " [smashes into coral] Patrick: "I lose!" Spongebob: "But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!" Patrick: "Tartar sauce!" Squidward: What are you two invertebrates doing?! Beat Patrick and Spongebob: "We don't know.""

- SpongeBob SquarePants

"Humph: Fingers on buzzers, teams. How many legs have donkeys? Tim [buzzing]: Four! Humph: Tim says four. Barry and Graeme? Barry and Graeme: Higher, higher, no, I think it's lower. Lower. Humph: You say lower? Well, the right answer is no legs have donkeys. So, you were right to go lower. And Tim gets ten points. Tim, question or nominate? Tim: Nominate Graeme! Humph: No, the correct answer is "nominate Barry". You lose ten points. Barry, what's the first letter of the word "aardvark": A, B, C or D? Barry: Can I go 50-50, Humph? Humph: Very well. Computer, take away one wrong answer and one right answer. Barry, you have two wrong answers left. Which do you go for?"

- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

""That's two points for recycling! The girls' score is now the square-root of pi while the boys still have a crudely-drawn picture of a duck. Clearly, it's still anyone's game!""

- Phineas, Phineas and Ferb