So Bad It's Good/Fan Works



""Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom.""

- Half Life, Full Life Consequences 2: What has tobe done.

A lot of fanfiction falls under this regard. Sturgeon's Law has its part to play, as do Stealth Parody and Troll Fic.

Specific authors
""UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty""
 * Angelcuti is a god/Crossover/resurrection obsessed author who has written several stories for Pikmin, 9, and whatever else she likes at the time, with her self insert Princess Angela forming loads of relationships and pulling random powers out of her ass. However, you can't help but smile at the unintentional hilarity that ensues very often. Her stories have examples of Eleventh-Hour Superpower, Fridge Logic, and many more. She was banned from Deviant ART, where her fanfics where published. However, her works can still be viewed by DA searching her name.
 * XanderMartin98, if you're willing to put up with how unbelievably pretentious and tropey his fanfics have become. Be prepared for a lot of ridiculously long run-on sentences (as substitutes for five-sentence-long paragraphs), usages of Fantastic Voyage Plot and Brain With A Manual Control, extremely-excessively Darker and Edgier versions of normally family-friendly cartoons and video games, nonsensical storylines, and downright-obnoxiously Flanderized/Out of Character versions of pre-existing fictional characters.
 * Peter Chimaera in general. Doom: Repercussions of Evil in particular.
 * Regrettably, the story has been removed from Fanfiction.net for whatever reason (most likely quality issues finally getting through to the right/wrong person). It can still be found elsewhere, though. It doesn't exactly need much storage to host.
 * Batman: Nemesis Fight was also adapted into the best "episode" of Batman: The Animated Series ever.
 * He also wrote QuarterLife: Halfway To Destruction, apparently at the bidding of Uncyclopedia. It is best summed up by the following excerpt:

"Optimus: "Leia, your leather clad bikini lighten up my boron buttocks""
 * The entire canon of Squirrelking. Memetic Mutation generator 4chan even made Fight Of Metal Gears into a comic because of its absolute awfulness.
 * Half Life: Full Life Consequences has been adapted into many different animations. There are dozens more where that came from.
 * Prepare to be baffled—this guy is ridiculous. Every character is always referred to by their full name and only their full name. Gordon Freeman never calls his own brother "John" or vice-versa. John is an office worker who wears a lab coat. He has two motorcycles; one is explicitly "more faster" (why didn't he take it in the first place?), and the other he keeps on the roof. He does unnecessary and improbable backflips off the equally unnecessary and improbable ramp on the roof of his building. And he looks on the internet for "the next boss's weakness", as if he was playing the game himself. He has a laser gun and a "Rocket gun". None of this is ever explained.
 * With the main character looking on the internet and the bittersweet conclusion that came as a result of the John Freeman's hubris, one could take the second installment as satire.
 * Then there's Hero Beggining, a new chapter released on 16 February 2009, set some time after Full Life Consequences (which has yet to conclude) that extends Gordon Freeman's family further and seems to establish that Combines are Metro-cops that come from "science and outter space". Good lord.
 * Hero Beggining was soon followed by a new chapter called Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man. It starts with John Freeman backflipping out of the sky.
 * One troper took his two Halo: Halos in Space fics and remade them as one fic. See here.
 * Every one of his works use family members of video game characters instead of the actual characters. There's John Freeman, Gorden Freeman's brother; Jake Snake, Solid Snake's son; Rain Strife, cloud strife's brother; and finally, Joe Chief, an army guy, but he wasn't a robot liek master cheif, so he didn't fly.
 * Dr.Splattenburgers seems to have a talent for poor grammar, utterly random and nonsensical story lines, and mercilessly butchering the original personalities of the characters in his stories. In his crossover story called "Gears of Potter", Marcus and Dominic from Gears of War team up with Harry Potter to fight an Alien Invasion, giant locust ghosts, and Voldemort's evil Crackmaster zombie demon swordfish lobster monster. The sheer amount of randomness and the nonsensical "character development" can lead to many laugh out loud moments, though it may also do bad things to your brain if you try to read too much of it.
 * Also, it appears that the author doesn't know much about the Harry Potter universe besides the bare basics. Here are just some of the things that are different in the story compared to the actual Harry Potter universe.
 * In the Harry Potter universe, wizards are strictly forbidden from using dangerous spells in the purpose of harming others and breaking this rule is considered a very serious crime. In the fic however, Harry Potter can just casually use his magic to summon demons that drag people to hell.
 * In the books/movies, Voldemort use to be a Hogwarts student like Potter who then later turned to evil. In the fic he use to be a caveman who sold his soul to Satan so he could go fight a dinosaur.
 * In the movies Harry has a fairly typical teenage male voice, while in the fic his voice is described as being very high pitched.
 * The idea of a Gears of War/Harry Potter crossover became Hilarious in Hindsight when EA Games released the video game adaptation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which pretty much played exactly like Gears of War, cover system and all, with magic spells replacing guns.
 * In addition to making the now finished Gears of Potter, the author also wrote a short Avatar fanfic titled "Avatar: Redemption in space" which takes place after the events of the film where Jake Sully, the protagonist of the film and now a married Na'vi has to save Pandora from nuclear Armageddon, using his huge knife that can cut through spaceships, his Na'vi mind powers, and the power of Manly Tears to defeat the evil "humens" who are trying to destroy Pandora.
 * However, there is a chance that these fics could be either brilliant Stealth Parodies or Troll Fics.
 * Everything by mynameisanonymous. She writes absolutely awful Pokemon fanfiction and believes it to be not only well-written, but romantic. She has decent grammar and spelling, but the content is hilariously terrible. It is notable that not one of them is a troll fic.
 * Anything made by Comics Nix, such as The Wolf Blood Lineage and Doomsday Womb featuring Superman, Batman, and Inspector Gadget. Also notable is Love Beyond Circuits; Love Beyond Flesh, featuring Optimus Prime, Princess Leia and R2-D2, especially since it gives us such immortal lines as:

""BRING ME MY FOOD" he sohuted to a man next to him and the man did. A tray came in with dead baibes on it.
 * Judging by his Facebook page, Comics Nix is quite intelligent - and a Troll. A brilliant, brilliant troll.
 * Anything by Ranay. Her ridiculously dramatic writing, awful spelling... It's enough to reduce anyone to tears of laughter. She de-activated her Deviantart Account, but her works can still be found by doing a Google Search or Deviantart Search of her. Alternatively, this has archived a few of her works.
 * The oeuvre of "Doctor Thinker" and his good-natured struggles with the English language ("Out pooped Sailor Mercury") deserve mention. Still, be fair to the guy. He does admit that he's not a great speller, and he's happy to have his work MSTed. He's a good sport—a TERRIBLE writer, but a good sport. He's even a member at TV Tropes (Dr Thinker), and unlike some of the other authors of bad fanfiction, seems like a genuinely nice guy.
 * Dr. Thinker might be even more incoherent in audiobook form.
 * Sue Mary is a "haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl" who seems to have no grasp of the English language or the things she writes about. She wrote The Huemn Ceniped 2 The Humen Milipede, Sherlock Homes vs. Jack the Ripper, and Teh Screaming of the Lambs.
 * niceperson, whose works include a Zelda story in which Link faces CYBERMEN; Merlin: Revenge of Oother, where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" using The Bible as justification; and a Skins fic with exaggerated Northern accents, an Aesop against "drugging," and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his more recent stuff involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a Villain Sue of epic proportions, who pops up in almost every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of Card-Carrying Villain:

He ate it but spat it out. "THAT WAS NOT TASTY! YOU7 WILL PAY YOU FUICKER!""

""You lived like a warrior ans died to an hero!""
 * niceperson eventually wrote a sequel to Revenge of Oother, in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding Samuel L. Jackson Expy who calls everyone "Motherfucker". Yes, that same Uther played by Anthony Head. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a chapter as a Take That where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly.
 * The mighty works of MG-Dinobot, whose poor excuses for Beast Wars fanfics are full of more atrocious spelling, strange non-sequiturs, and non-existent grammar than you can shake a "rotate blade" at. For example:


 * The works of Jack Russel:
 * Lord of the Rings: The Battle for the Village, which features an elf named Harry and his best friend Andy as they fight against an Evil Army that is invading.
 * Resident Evil A Heroine's Story, starring Rita Valentine, Jill Valentine's lesbian sister. It has spawned three sequels.
 * Anything by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan, who specializes in Metroid fanfic. Her (?) magnum opus, Metroid High School received memetic status after a dramatic reading by Nethertribes and some friends during a bunch of Let's Plays.
 * Anything by Issei Mataloun of Hellstorm Evangelion fame. Imagine Neon Genesis Evangelion as seen through the twisted lens of a sex-starved twelve year old who Did Not Do the Research. Throw in a God Mode Sue, an Idiot Plot where the Devil becomes our obligatory Big Bad, a few heavy dollops of Ho Yay, buckets full of Gorn, and inane fight scenes where everyone acts like a Large Ham and poses up a storm. But no simple description ccould capture the pure Crazy Awesome of this series. You're just going to have to read it.
 * Anything by Hans Von Hozel, who is currently on a mission to defile every single major fandom with ridiculous but elegant bite-size interpretations. Especially notable are his Pokemon, Twilight, and Titanic renditions.
 * Much of the fanfiction oeuvre of David Gonterman is just random to the point of almost seeming like stream of consciousness. Here's a man who comes up with ideas like changing Pocahontas into a dominatrix, threatening Disney with Unwilling Roboticization as part of a copyright disclaimer, and MSTing the manifesto of an anti-furry group with Stephanie McMahon as one of the co-hosts. It's all atrociously written, but there's a certain charm to just how completely odd it gets at times.
 * Naglfar' fanfics, which happen to be absurd and over-the-top in a way that just drips of humor. The Rouge Angles of Satin only adds to the absurd comedic potential. He even takes requests, such as this. He wrote fics centering around a random Gonk from Fire Emblem who runs around as a Memetic Molester "sex god", invokes Black Comedy Rape regularly, has a penis that can stab people to death, opens dimensional portals, and glow gold. It was his Fan Fics that caused the Gheb Memetic Mutation to start, and that made him become an Ensemble Darkhorse in FE forums everywhere.
 * His stories contain horrible spelling and grammar, Rouge Angles of Satin, pervasive Did Not Do the Research, and Canon Rape. This Final Fantasy VII fanfic is one of his more hilariously bad efforts. And yes, he is a troll.
 * Starjeffry. Be sure to read Paint the Town, in which the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter characters are strippers. They have Anatomically-Impossible Sex, and there is a list of stripper costumes. Make sure to read to the end. Or, read The Time Machine, which was made into a YouTube video once. (The video no longer exists.) He also wrote a Napoleon Dynamite incest fic.
 * Some of the works by Lord Ryu TJ. Typical fan fiction plots (with a lot of copy-paste from series—as in, even if all the Total Drama Island challenges were used, the same challenge may be used later. Even in the same fic) such as episode re-writes and TDI crossovers turned completely WTF-ish. This chapter in particular basically sums up nearly everything (as it begins with a suggestive Heather/Duncan moment, then throws in Heather/Courtney ). In the middle of all the copy-paste, there are still other good parts:
 * SpongeBob (here) and Phineas (Seen mostly here), of all people, are jerks and the closest people to antagonists in the Total Cartoon series.
 * Several Crack Pairings. There has been Peter/Bridgette rape in one chapter of the long, dead Total Cartoon series (and with Courtney. and with Heather too. He's almost as bad as Duncan), along with some serious amount of Phineas/Candance incest throughout his works.
 * "Heather then stretched her cheeks apart and stuffed Lindsay's vagina in the anus, and let Lindsay's cum shoot into Heather."
 * Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack getting raped by monkeys. (here)
 * And now there is a sequel. Of all the things to write one for...
 * Duncan (and to a lesser extent, Peter Griffin) is made into a blatant Karma Houdini Marty Stu. Various fics (mostly Total Cartoon series) practically give him a harem of Courtney, Heather, Bridgette, Izzy, and Lindsay (surprisingly, not Gwen -- yet). Up to four of them in the same fan fic (as of now), despite how Courtney is stated many times to be his actuall girlfriend, and he sexually assalts some of them (like Bridgette here) and nobody minds (not even Courtney). This gets worse in a more horrible work where Chris assigns him to.
 * Anything by Storyprovider. Period.
 * EVERYTHING by Kasper A. Vestergaard. Particularly this.
 * "Analyiah's Jakota/7 Tru Luv Page" (sic). See it in all its not-brain-safe glory here. This website is an overly stealthy Stealth Parody of fangirls in general and bad fanfic writers in particular, whose unknown creator went all-out to make it as awful as possible. It's mostly Star Trek: Voyager based, of course, with an emphasis on pairing Chakotay ("Jakota") with Seven of 9 ("7," or in one memorable instance "8"). There are other stories inserting the eponymous Mary Sue (presumably Analyiah) into other works including "Perl Harbor" (insert computer joke here) and "American Pi" ((un)fortunately not a Crossover of American Pie and Pi), as well as the revelation that she's a "jedeye". Spelling mistakes and ALLCAPS abound, and there are eye-watering illustrations drawn in MS Paint (some featuring the creator's purported Real Life boyfriend).
 * THEPETEPETERSONEXPERIENCE, aka The Baconator (Link). If you can get past his profile, which consists of the lyrics to a Kid Rock song and "Sweet Home Alabama," a bunch of incoherent ramblings, several other song lyrics, a list of screenname changes, several links thrown in (including links to shock sites), and use of the obnoxious one-letter-per-line format, you can then browse his "fics," which make no sense and have every other word misspelled. They consist mostly of-
 * Nonsensical Sly Cooper crackfics relying mostly on Refuge in Vulgarity, including cluster F bombs and groin attacks.
 * Death fics simply titled (character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death, which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are brutally dismembered by a serial killer named Evil Andy Inspector. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe the their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a "gay accent" sound like? What's a "dr accent"? How about a "Big-Head accent"? A "retard accent"?)
 * Naruto's Brat. This guy writes smut fics in the Naruto fandom. His works provide examples of Dan Browned (he gives advice on writing sex scenes, despite being complete clueless in the subject), Anatomically-Impossible Sex, You Fail Biology Forever, Did Not Do the Research, Canon Defilement, and Ron the Death Eater, among others. He loves turning Naruto into a Canon Sue. The rants in his userpage are also worth a look, they provide examples of Small Name, Big Ego and Viewers are Morons. This is one of his most hilariously bad stories.
 * The Woman In Red writes Mary Sue stories for the Matrix fandom. Her works provide examples of IKEA Erotica, Anatomically-Impossible Sex, You Fail Biology Forever, Canon Defilement, Did Not Do the Research... and bad writing in general. The ridiculousness of her works will give you a laugh.
 * The 6ft dick writes parody fanfictions for children's shows like Arthur, Doug and The Magic School Bus that utilise generous amounts of Dead Baby Comedy and Rule 34. For many, there's just something about his fics' blatantly over-the-top satire and surprisingly competent grammar that mark them as the kind of thing that you know you shouldn't laugh at, but laugh at anyway.
 * Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus writes strange fics about characters from various anime and game series. These stories are possibly written badly on purpose, and are chock-full of YouTube Poop jokes (the author used to be a Youtube Pooper), Internet memes, and... random things that serve no purpose to what little plot there is. One of his fanfics, Belle's Farting Problem, SOMEHOW created a meme of Belle farting on /vp/. These stories have to be read to be believed. Honestly.
 * The Mass Effect stories of Siha Krios have a certain Narm Charm to them, despite large amounts of Out-of-Character Moment and Did Not Do the Research.
 * ShakespeareHemmingway, the greatest author of our generation. He claims that his screename is to honor his two favorite authors so that he can write like them. And he writes Garfield crossovers. In which Garfield is the manliest action hero of all time who travels the world fighting evil with his friend and comrade, Jon Arbuckle (AMAKOOOOOO). All of the fics are permeated by this incredibly bizarre atmosphere in which civil rights and equality for men are causes worth dying for, but women are treated like dirt and exist only for Garfield to have sex with, as well as grammar and sentence structure so bizarre, you'd think Borat wrote it. There are two fics that involve Garfield rescuing Natalie Portman from some kind of peril and then making love. More recently, Shakespeare Hemmingway also wrote a story about Garfield rescuing Kate Middleton from Prince William! It is quite possibly his greatest masterpiece yet.
 * Anything by Elizabeth8289 She has over 41 stories about Lazy Town, Sponge Bob Squarepants, Arthur and Baby Sitters Club. Be warned, though. A lot of her fanfics Did Not Do the Research on such places such as Iowa, New York or illnesses. She also tends to add the same moaning dreams, characters crying and same plot devices in her stories. Most explode into a ton of chapters where the character or characters are at the plot at the end, and include classic lines such as  (From her "Dawn's Dream World" story).
 * Meet dyllyny bryccyli He/She/It? is "an African American move to Freedom United States. Love tell story and play video game."
 * Worth Dice. He can be found on Deviantart as well with his fanfictions. His fanfics range from poorly mangled grammar and Marty Stues. His Hamtaro fanfictions are located here. These are about his Squall Leonheart rip off of a hamster character. Be sure to read at your own risk, though. These fanfics get a lot of praise.
 * Anything by Justin Lawson, particularly this gem, 'Toons Vs. Abyss', a plotless Tiny Toons/Animaniacs/Pinky and the Brain/Freakazoid/Histeria crossover that stars Justin Lawson as a blatantly obvious Gary Stu, as well as Abyss from Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 as the villain. Apparently the story involves jelly... and coupons? Oh, and there's a crystal.
 * Jedi Qui-Gon is an author who exclusively operates in mega-crossovers. Almost all of them share the exact same traits: bizarre plots with plot developments that make absolutely no sense, tons and tons of In Name Only, a boatload of original characters who more often than not end up being useless and unnecessary to the plot of whichever story they're in, gobs and gobs of extremely hammy dialogue, and the fact that most of them have monsters called "Imperium", which the author has yet to tell what they are. Perhaps his most awesomely bad fanfic is Protecting the Jedi, a retelling of basically the entire original trilogy of Star Wars that also manages to cross over Mass Effect, Naruto, and Halo.
 * StaraptorEmpoleon, whose Pokémon fanfics include such delights as utterly nonsensical (or nonexistent) plots, copious instances of Department of Redundancy Department, casting Cyrus as an alcoholic neo-Nazi; having Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter come from England, France, and Canada, respectively; and having all the Gym Leaders and Elite Four members secretly be each other's cousins. There's also a fic in which Cynthia has sex with Lucian when he turns into a Gabite and ends up giving birth to a Gible Pokemorph baby.... Oh, and her fics contain so much factual inaccuracy that she could very well be the Dan Brown of Pokémon fanfiction!
 * The entire library of the strange, short-lived author known as Sumi tani. In addition to having grammar and spelling so unbelievably horrible that even Hans von Hozel would be jealous, her (?) stories generally just...do not make sense. Highlights include a Back to The Future fanfic in which "future" is misspelt as "futute" (a feminine Romanian word meaning "to have fucked"), a whole DeLorean fits in someone's locker, and Biff goes back in time to 1955 to become Prime Minister of America, as well as a Batman fic in which the Joker's ultimate weakness turns out to be diabetes.
 * The enigma known as Andrew Troy Keller, who specialises in writing the most Narm-filled "erotic" fanfictions ever put to a page. Or, as he himself puts it, "pure, untamed erotica"...which could not be a less fitting appellation. His stories are filled with a combination of robotic, often copy-pasted dialogue, improbable situations, OOC behaviour, long-winded narration full of run-on sentences which sounds, at times, like the demented ramblings of a Talkative Loon, and worst of all, extremely bizarre things said by characters during sex, most of which simply make no sense to anyone who's ever actually had sex themselves. And probably to those who haven't, as well. The most shining example? "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!"—as said by the Progressive advert lady, in an erotic fanfic written by him—truly, nothing is sacred to this guy.
 * Many Lovers52 (also known as "T3h CrAiZyZ x5" by the author) is a group of 5 different females that actually hold personalities similar to one another. Her first fic has been considered the best done by the group, but beyond that, they're all pretty much short and almost into the point of insanity. Here's a dramatic reading of one of the author's stories.
 * 42 Noodles (a.k.a. Charlotte) writes incredibly silly Troll Fics with awful grammar, ridiculous plot twists, and a surprising amount of meta-humour (for example, one of her fics has Doctor Doom try to take over the world by writing bad fanfiction). She also seems to be fond of celebrity cameos and redundant sentences.
 * In the Spanish-speaking fandom, there are the legendary pearls of Perla Shumajer, author of several infamous and hilarious badfics. Full of Beige Prose, redundancy galore, misused words and a obsession with marrying into marriage. One example of her work (in Spanish). This article in the satirical Spanish wiki Frikipedia says eveything you may need to know about her. She sadly disappeared from the internet, but her own fanclub went on preserve what fanfics they could. Some of the works have been even translated into English.

Crossovers
"This fanfic's kinda like Passenger of Shit or Anal Cunt: It's blatantly, horribly unprofessional, but it's such professional unprofessionality that I can't help but be entertained by it."
 * Burston's Sorrow is about Goofy's son Burston and also Pokémon.
 * And a fan has written a sequel, it seems. Now Na'vi and Power Rangers are involved.
 * A crossover between Bleach and Dracula?!? The FOOLISH adventures of Ichigo and Dracula
 * Christian Humber Reloaded was so bad that someone turned it into a webcomic.
 * Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time. A Crossover of Dragon Ball Z and The Diary of Anne Frank. Anne and Goku hook up. It all ends with a Super Saiyan battle between Goku and Hitler. It is so stupid, it becomes the definition of awesome. There is an old Something Awful thread where the author, who is a goon, confirmed that it was a Troll Fic.
 * Hear it read here.
 * Hitler's line when he goes Super Saiyan is even more hilarious when you realise that he's quoting one of Bison's lines from the also So Bad It's Good Street Fighter Movie.
 * Avatars II When Qwaritch Takes Revenge by hunterjeanmidna. Acting as a "sequel" to James Cameron's Avatar, the one-shot story involves Colonal Miles Quaritch Kernal Miles Qwaritch (or Qwarutch, or Qwarich, or whatever the author decides to call him) returning to Pandora after "the dude on the other end" calls him and yells that "THE Na'vi NAVIS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!". The majority of the story involves him fighting Navis (or Nazis, due to spelling errors) and joining up with Master Chief Cheef (or Master Chef) and Samus Aran Arin and killing just about everything that moves. Particularly funny parts are the beginning, and the references to Samus as a male (guess the author never got the message). Complete and utter dreck, but it's damned funny dreck. It can be read here, if you dare.
 * Hunterjeanmidna has already cranked out his next story, in which he intends to speak out against "against rape an show that its NOT cool, and its NOT erotic in the least for people to write "sexy fics" about." Too bad he picked Alvin and The Chipmunks as the story to deliver such a message. Brace yourselves for Alvan an The Chipmunks 3 The Second Squeakuel, found here.
 * The Huemn Ceniped 2 The Humen Milipede is a horrific fanfic of the even more horrific movie, The Human Centipede, which tells the tale of Dr.Heiter Doktor Scientis building a "humen milipeed" and then The Men in Black arrive "2 take the evidance" and they all become "powar rangers"... just... just read it here.
 * Loves Heartstrings by Sue Mary is a gripping tale of romance against all odds between Hannah Montana and... Po of Kung Fu Panda. Features hillariously bad spelling and a Ron the Death Eater version of Billy Ray Cyrus. Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings
 * Fuck the Jesus Beam if you can make it past the metric ton of Nightmare Fuel. Case in point:  And Commander John Shephard, of Mass Effect leads them.
 * WORLD WAR II. It's full of bad formatting, weird incomprehensible phrases and hilariously bad writing. And it's got Theodore Roosevelt fighting Hitler and the Japanese in World War II that for some strange reason took place in the 1700's... It's just got to be experienced to be believed. Maybe you should watch for this fanfic author as well. Possibly a Troll Fic? Dramatic Reading here.
 * It contains Godzilla. That makes it a crossover.
 * The Pooh's Adventures series on YouTube. Basically, it's just people taking Disney movies and adding clips of Winnie the Pooh in, using subtitles to make it look like Pooh and the movie characters are interacting. All of them are pretty much the same, yet there's a strange temptation to watch, just to see how Pooh will be incorporated. See the wiki for more details. Yes, they have a wiki.
 * Two works by Starjeffery (see above), Paint the Town and Time Machine, got a "remake with a twist" by SuperHarry2. The twist? Instead of being about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, it stars characters from Grand Theft Auto, Saints Row and Bully. One could argue that it's better than the originals because it has an ending and follows up on the "strange man watching them" subplot (kind of). It does feature Officer Tenpenny raping a teenage boy (Gary Smith), which is even Squickier than the original Snape/Frodo scene in Time Machine. Still, with surprise cameos by Midna and Salem, Rios and Clyde, it's awesomely awful.
 * The Soul of a Wizard. Initially, it's a series of Harry Potter one-offs, but it spirals rapidly into fandom after fandom, ranging from Death Note to Channel Awesome before citing other fanfics. Rare is the Troll Fic whose author has Shown Their Work, and rarer still is one that shows this grand a degree of research. Mr. Troll XDD knows all of the ins, outs, methods, and targets(not to mention several examples) of hack authors and Trolls very well, and is not afraid to play with them in countless methods, such as exaggerating Rouge Angles of Satin to the point where one chapter spirals well beyond comprehension, or inverting Linkara's character, down to the specific authors and arcs he hates. The rather humorous image of  will be stuck in your head forever.
 * As one reviewer put it:


 * The Battle for the Worlds: Between Worlds, Beyond is one of the more bizarre fanfics ever. It starts as a generic Mary Sue fic that's supposed to be Sailor Moon/Harry Potter but begins to toss in so many random people from Beyonce to the kids from Full House that it's insane.
 * Web of Dimensions is a Pokémon/Digimon/Sailor Moon crossover fic has to be read to be believed. Notable in that the author went on to become Linkara.
 * Don't forget about Crimson Blood! In this bizarre fanfic, Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins (who is inexplicably a Hogwarts student) start taking drugs, but then Draco and Sam (who are their boyfriends in this fic) find out and dump them. Afterwards, they try to quit taking drugs, but after one day of being sober they commit suicide.
 * The Return of Dark Kyeoto Is a batshit insane, one chapter fanfic featuring Namine from Kingdom Hearts as an angel who could do Kamehameha's and Wrath from Fullmetal Alchemist who fight against a some guy named Dark Kyeoto with the help of their companions who I guess are OCs. Spelling errors galore in this story.
 * Digipoké: Digital Pokémon, a Pokémon/Digimon crossover that tells the story of a group of people who find themselves in the Digipoké world, where they basically walk around while transforming into different Pokémon and Digimon and defeating powerful enemies just because they can.
 * HART SHAPED LOVE, a fanfic that begins with Edward and Bella going to Hogwarts and meeting the Team Fortress 2 characters there, then tons of mary-sues and other fandoms are thrown in.
 * Tails Gets Trolled (NSFW). Ostensibly a fan comic where characters from Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Brothers and other properties brutally kill internet Trolls just for insulting them, it rapidly gained an ironic fandom upon being discovered by Something Awful for its dubious art quality, bizarre dialogue, gratuitous violence, frequent crimes against grammar and spelling, lack of coherence and random plot twists. Perhaps one of the most surreal thing to come out of the Sonic fandom.

Anime and Manga

 * Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami. Light's evil(er) twin brother Dark comes to visit Light's family (in America), and brings with him the king of the Shinigami and his Death Note, which lets you kill someone without knowing their face... or name. Sayu meanwhile turns out to be a lesbian and seduces Misa to steal her Death Note, while Yotsuba&! makes an accidental crossover. Oh, and Light uses the horrifying phrase "better make it a foursome" in reference to his brother and sister IN FRONT OF HIS PARENTS in the most scarring Oh, Cisco moment ever.
 * The same author's short-lived attempt at a Harry Potter fanfic, Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly!, is equally so-stupid-it's-utterly-hilarious.
 * Hailing from Mobile Suit Gundam 00, the fandom got a horribly-written fanfic entitled Gundam 00M: Marina's Figth posted on 4chan's /m/ board. It's full of typos, Gratuitous Japanese (also misspelled at times) and creative licensing with the titular character, much to the excitement of those who normally hated her. Also featured were some Crossover characters from other Gundam series and historical figures such as Eisenhower. As a result, many readers of the supposed troll's piece found themselves laughing hysterically. Unfortunately, the threads were never archived, but this seems to contain all chapters which actually existed.
 * Pokémon: Attack of Mewtwo, in which Mewtwo Mewthree blows up Oak's lab for no reason and the Mary Sue protagonist's Pokemon are altered using "genetics" to fight his clone army. The spelling and grammar are what really make the fic. Possibly a troll fic. Definitely bad.
 * Teh Wirst Fanfic Evar!!1 is the creation of some people who can actually write, done as a jape to mock horrible fanfiction. Succeeds hilariously. Two Words : toe rape.
 * Tokyo Crystal Mew is your standard Tokyo Mew Mew Spin Offspring fanfic, or it would be if it weren't turned into its own animated series using MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker. After the initial shock wears off, it kind of becomes hard to outright hate it. (Especially the later episodes, which show an improvement in the artwork and pacing.) Even 4chan has the occasional Fan Art thread dedicated to it.
 * Dragonball N is a piece of flash animation so terrible it's utterly brilliant. 'I can't help but save the day!'
 * Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars The only English language Voltes V fanfic on the Net is an eighty-four chapter of what appears to be an angry Voltes V fanboy's treatise on his irrational hatred for Voltron. With the superficial premise of a villain named Paul the Imjad stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm and framing the Voltes team for it; both villain and microfilm were completely forgotten in favor of Voltron having sound effect-laden battles with Voltes V, as well as Combattler V, Daimos, Science Ninja Team Gatchaman and even Space Sheriff Shaider, and gets its ass handed to it every time. The Voltron Team's canon heroic personalities were all thrown out of the window and replaced with straw Jerkass and Straw Loser attributes in an attempt of the author to discredit them, but it's all to anviliciously drive the point that Voltron is absolute crap and is not deserving of all the attention. Add the Rouge Angles of Satin, blatant plagiarism, outright Flanderization, one Poison Oak Epileptic Tree after another, and the rather amusing posturing of the author in response to the angry Voltron fans (just read his "answer" to said Voltron fan here); and we get an epic Fan Wank of the highest order.
 * One night of the drop of rain is an Axis Powers Hetalia fanfic in the same way Lisa Is Pregnant is a Simpsons fanfic. It reads like a Blind Idiot Translation, with bits of other languages that didn't quite translate peppered throughout, but from the looks of it, it wouldn't have made much sense in its original language anyway. The story begins with America and England having sex (or something) when Canada bursts in and professes his love for America. Then Kumajirou shows up and professes his love for Canada, except he turns into Alaska and... you know what, there's no coherent plot to be found. Nothing we could say could possibly do it justice. Read it for yourself, if you want to make sense of it—not that that provides much of a clearer picture.
 * Amazing how much WTF-ery can be put into so few words. It seems that Canada is raping England at one point...or something. And then it got to where Kumajrou/Alaska raped and killed Canada when he regected it's love...or did something. It turns out that the reader is America (who's apparently a she) and the narrator is England...apparently. And then America and England embrace each other again as if nothing happened. It's even more surreal than it sounds.
 * And then there's the random line "boku wa roshia," which is Gratuitous Japanese for "I am Russia." Is this supposed to have been written by him?
 * And then there's a line in the fic that confirms that this fanfic was indeed a Blind Idiot Translation:
 * Snow Angels is a Haruhi Suzumiya fic that focuses on Yuki and Mikuru. If you think that this is here for Relationship Writing Fumbles, you are dead wrong. This fic is listed here because of the over-the-top wackiness and Narm. Canon is thrown out the window practically from the first chapter due to Rule of Cool, featuring such gems as Mikuru getting a Humongous Mecha and a dinosaur, and pretty much every battle is a Curb Stomp. Sadly, it has now been taken down.
 * The Battle is apparently a short Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that goes nowhere. It starts with the author inserting somebody named "Trey" who apparently knows karate and beats a bully up. Then they appear out of nowhere inside Yugi's head, then they appear at Yugi's game shop. Infamously, the author even pairs himself up with one of the female characters, Tea.
 * Todai Days is an Azumanga Daioh fic featuring the girls at Tokyo University (which BTW is almost Japan's equivalent to Harvard), where they're picked up by some self insert Gary Stus. What puts this fic in this column is Kaorin turning from Shrinking Violet Schoolgirl Lesbian to full-bore Ax Crazy Yandere when Sakaki goes out with one of the guys, beating them nearly to death almost once every chapter. Narmiest line: "No, he's gonna pay! IN BLOOD!!!"
 * Hamtaro 2 (All parts can be found here) created by LegendofWii. Must be seen to be believed. Watch at your own risk.
 * Also see My Roommate's a Pokemon (here ya go)… Seriously, what is this?
 * BECAUSE I'M GERMANY is a hilariously well-written (as in, not having horrid grammar) Troll Fic (usually have) from Axis Powers Hetalia fandom. The title itself is the Catch Phrase of the titular character whenever he was asked why he "LIKE TO KEEP IT WARM IN A NICE DOG.", or anything else he did, really. Insanity includes repeated use of "KAWAII DESU" and some Gratuitous French and Spanish, Engrish done by -of course- Japan, someone getting impregnated by TWO BEARS, whale becoming president, Mpreg, alien babies, necrophiliac, so on, so on...
 * A Let's Player made several chapters and even has some of his friends join in as kind of like a hobby.
 * meduka meguka is a series of 4chan forum posts intentionally badly reciting the events of Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Full of spelling errors and horrendous Off-Model pictures, it is nevertheless true to the plot and so extremely awesome it achieved Memetic Mutation status.
 * It is almost impossible to accurately describe Love's Grande Quest without breaking out in laughter. It is a Haruhi Suzumiya fic... but Haruhi doesn't appear at all. Her role is given to an obvious Purity Sue. The prose is so ridiculously over-the-top that at least one reviewer called it Crazy Awesome. Mikuru is a "dragon maiden" and the villains are so cartoonish and Obviously Evil that one has to wonder how the main character ever thought they were trustworthy in the first place.
 * Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic Fuery Plus Havoc Equals Love seems to go out of its way to be as awkward as possible without being a poorly written Lemon. The entirety of it consists of Havoc backing Fuery into a closet, while Fuery is randomly worrying about whether Havoc knows about his undying love for him. Havoc tells Furey he loves him, and panics because he thinks he ruined their friendship. Fuery confesses that he loves Havoc too, they make out, and their clothes fall off. Mustang and Edward then walk past where the two were having their...event, and they act like they saw something only slightly abnormal and shrug it off almost immediately after fleeing the scene. The whole thing is hilarious, but Havoc has a line shortly after Mustang and Edward find him and Fuery that is pure gold, and I don't want to spoil it. This is so awful, that I couldn't help but enjoy it, despite shying away from fanfics of this nature.
 * Nareto: The Scret Of Shiobi is pure comedy gold, including things like the "Acutesushi" and Zabuza coming back to life to eat Might Guy's corpse.

Comic Books

 * The Darker Knight is a self-admitted Batman Troll Fic. After being falsely accused of murder, Batman teams up with his cousin (aptly named "Batcousin") to hunt down Two-Face. Hilarity Ensues...as well as a bajillion celebrity cameos.
 * Peter's Revelation, a FoxTrot fanfic that re-defines Random Events Plot.

Film

 * Yoda. And. Tequila.
 * Root Her!, an utterly insane Jurassic Park fanfic that revolves around an extra named "Joffrey" (apparently named after the actor who played him) getting raped to death and eaten by a female velociraptor while Muldoon watches and masturbates. It would normally be horrifying were it not for the fact that the author was obviously having a blast trying to think of the most ludicrous Purple Prose and unusual euphemisms imaginable to refer to what's going on; the act of Muldoon jerking off is referred to as him "energetically pumping his purple shotgun", the raptor is described as a "carrion-scented Aphrodite", Joffrey gets sprayed with "putrid velociraptor love Tabasco", the word "velocigina" is used at one point...it just goes on and on in a carousel of WTF-ery.
 * The worst thing about this? The author actually seems to be a competent writer.

Literature
""The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge ..." "Cluny was c-" "If either of you finish that sentence, I'm going to hang you both from each other's intestinal tracts!""
 * The infamous My Immortal, a plotless Harry Potter fic that stars Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Tara Raven Way, a "goff" [end sarcasm quotes] Mary Sue pastiche (mostly Jerk Sue) with "icy blue eyes like limpid tears" who's So Beautiful It's a Curse. The author managed to turn everyone into either a goth "goffik" or a prep (like Dumbledore, who has a robe with Avril Lavigne on it) and the spelling gets worse and worse through the fanfic. Whether she's a Troll or if the author was serious when she wrote it is under debate, but if it's a joke, that means she's one of the most meticulous trolls in history. It's the only fanfic that's been turned into a movie and a published novel. It's also been translated into a dozen languages.
 * My Immortal isn't so bad it's good, it's so horrible it's awesome.
 * The part about being translated into a dozen languages is especially impressive, since it was barely even written in English. Try listening to a dramatic reading of it without reading along.
 * Not nearly as bad, but still a sterling example of how crappy fanfiction can get, is the Harry Potter tale called A Sad Story. It's a oneshot wherein Harry is regularly beaten by Uncle Vernon, falls in love with a girl with her own abusive guardian, and is killed. The author doesn't give a damn about continuity, characterization, or common sense. ('...he grabbed Harry by the neck and dragged him to the garden Shed. He padlocked the door with at least 20 locks.')
 * "...His Uncle then pulled out a shotgun, with a silencer on it..."
 * Or Uncle Vernon's line, "It's too late, my dear".
 * The Redwall fanfic Shadow Rapes Matthias. Well, at least you can't say it doesn't deliver what it promises. Crash course: Matthias is the mouse hero, and Shadow is the ninja-thief-rat sent by the villain to infiltrate Redwall Abbey. In canon, they were onstage together for about three seconds, which consisted of a fight/chase scene as Shadow attempted to get the MacGuffin back to his boss. MST'd here. Be warned that Matthias is, for no apparent reason but the obvious, noted to be 13, at least according to Word of God and the TV series. The author's note which says so could be a clumsily phrased attempt at saying he's meant to be older in the fic, but just in case. The same author did two more fics, featuring Martin the Warrior and numerous other male characters performing physically implausible actions, which are also MSTed on the linked blog. Watch out for the completely random Spellsinger Shout-Out.
 * The MST is nothing short of brilliant, for all three of this horrible author's works. Bonus points for bringing in Romsca for the last MST, which turns out exactly as twistedly awesome as one could hope.

"He slashed him in the stomach then he hit him on the floor now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity Lyulf: Huh, I guess the sword wasn't overcompensatin', love."
 * Again in Redwall, the Transplanted Character Fic soulless shell, found here. Loaded with Accidental Innuendo, No Punctuation Period, a Marty Stu to end all Marty Stus ... MST can be found here.

""COME ON BABY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius shouted. "IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!" Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted."
 * The Girl Who Lived series, a half-rewrite (the other half is just ported directly from the actual books themselves with minor tweaks) of the Harry Potter books with a Gender Flip and a whole lot of other changes. Pretty much the biggest and most direct Canon Defilement possible, it starts out by arrogantly decrying J.K. Rowling for screwing up the series and goes about "fixing" it by removing every single one of Harry's flaws while also (intentionally or unintentionally) completely changing his personality to a "Heroic" Sociopath. Instead of a ruthlessly oppressed kid living under the stairs that eventually becomes a mediocre wizard with heart, "Rose" is now the poster child of New Powers as the Plot Demands (with plenty of "hey, look at me, I'm cool!" stuff to go with it) while getting away with pretty much everything. Watch as the series completely paves over everything "bad" about the canon and introduces Plot Holes by the truckload! Marvel as Rose torments her "friends" in ways that make Voldemort seem tolerable! Endure as the series goes to extreme lengths for Author Appeal while denying it every step of the way! One would suspect a troll like My Immortal, but if so, it's certainly an obsessive one.
 * Forbidden Love:: The Iliad. It's only one paragraph long, but what a paragraph it is. The fact that it's about the freaking Iliad only makes it worse.
 * Twilight Badfic by the name of Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen. Atlantiana Rebekah "Tiaa" Loren, a moody young lady who speaks in internet acronyms, enrolls at Forks High, where she promptly grabs everyone's attention, including that of the hawt pale guy Edward Cullen, who is now speaking a baffling combination of Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe and ALL CAPS, a thoroughly OOC Bella, now cast as an Alpha Bitch-esque cheerleader, a 'fat and bald' uncle who subjects her to two paragraphs of IKEA Erotica rape, and a 'tall white man' who announces himself to be her father. Combine this with the protagonist's status as a gothic vampire and the fact that the story positivley thrives on Rouge Angles of Satin, and claims that this may be My Immortal's greatest rival thus far don't seem too far off. Also, there's a talking panda bear. A talking, gay panda bear.
 * Behold Nick the Swing's terrible, but hilarious, fan fiction of Harry Potter: Stand My Ground, the My Immortal Parody designed to exceed My Immortal!
 * Passion Night, a mercifully short Lupin/Sirius Slash Fic complete with IKEA Erotica, 10-inch wangs and lovingly described fluids. Not to mention Shapeshifting Squick. Features the following hilarious exchange (yes, all those vowels were in the original):

" "Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this." missy said giggling "Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work." Harry said "Ok we will have some adult fun time now." missy said"
 * My first Christmas with Harry potter. Yes, it's awful wish fulfilment. But it's worth it to see dialogue like this:

"But Harry's body skimmed the surface of the lake and then, in a true blaze of glory, he transformed into a magnificent phoenix. And some say, as he soared into the sun set, that he yelled "IT'S MY LIFE" before he retreated into the clouds to never return."
 * The Harry Potter fanfic Imma Wiserd deserves some mention; the story is beyond absurd. Everyone is a gangster or a white "rassist" in Hogwarts, including Harry Potter who as it turns out is black but a white actor was chosen instead for the audience. Perhaps its defining sequence is a game of Qudditch where not only are all the houses in play, but the Ravenclaw team are all killed by Voldemort before the match begins, leaving the lead characters Soulja and Harry to win the game...and then the Ku Kux Klan appear and start shooting at the protagonists.
 * The writer of this is hilariously convinced that Snape is a Jew because he knows big words (i.e. non-slang words) and thus has him use a giant dollar bill like a flying carpet. Later on, Hermione decides not to travel back in time, to when Biblical figures attended Hogwarts (!) with Pontius Pilate (Or "Pumpass Pilot") as headmaster (!!), based on the absence of pretty dresses and sewing machines (!!!) in the past.
 * Did we mention that Hermione's Patronus is a vacuum cleaner?
 * Hogwarts of Heaven by Silver Suffering. Every single chapter of this...thing makes no sense. Here is an example with the first sentence. "Chestere Le Valiente played a rocking electric guitar solo on his shiny wooden saxaphone and wondered what life would be like if he was a female 16 year old Indonesian gymnast who was secretly working to bring down the government and force the world to wear pink tuxedos." Random cameos include Squall Leonhart, Penelope Pitstop, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck Norris, Shinji Ikari and Dorothy Zbornak. Also, the author seems to plan to write 100 chapters of this...
 * Winnie The Pooh Assimilated By The Borg. A Crack Fic of the highest order. The Borg invade the Hundred Acre Wood, murdering Rabbit before assimilating Pooh. The rest of the story consists of Pooh of Borg assimilating or murdering everyone, eventually ending with the entire cast part of the Collective or dead. Should be terrible, but the sheer over-the-top nature (Pooh of Borg kills Piglet over not sharing his honey) elevates it to this level.
 * The very words "Pooh of Borg" alone justify the existence of this work.
 * What happens when you take an original-flavour Harry Potter Mary Sue, pair her with Ron the Death Eater and heap on the Deus Angst Machina until it crosses the line from tragedy to hilarity and sends her into the willing arms of Draco Malfoy? You get Dark Secrets, which can be read in its NSFW entirety here.
 * Hidden Prophecies Prophices is likely a trollfic, but it's still hilarious as it can be. It's a Warrior Cats fanfic and you've really just got to see it to believe it.
 * Part of what makes it so hilarious is that, with its actually okay-ish grammar and spelling, it genuinely seems like a ten-year-old girl doing her damnedest.
 * HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, a.k.a. Thirty Hs. Particularly impressive in that it's so indescribably twisted that it has no flames in over a hundred reviews. Warning: starts out somewhat squicky, but gets much worse after about chapter three.
 * a full dramatic reading
 * "Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."
 * "And what of it? Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"
 * Dumbledore's immortal line, "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
 * Celebrian has a whole meta-game around it based on trying to get people with weak stomachs to read it. Even then, the story has its fans simply for being full of Narm and for being so laughably over-the-top in its Squickiness that it Crosses the Line Twice. Someone even started a dramatic reading.
 * Legolas: Back to the Future, which is basically a Canadian teenage girl's diary with Legolas stuck in somehow. Notable for its aggressive wholesomeness and lack of nearly any standard "Fictional Character is 'Bamfed' Into The Real World" tropes. The fic's gone from fanfiction.net now, but you can find an MSTing here.
 * Particular note must be made of the shamelessly blatant Mary Sueness of main character Crystal, who reveals her self as (in no particular order): an excellent cook, singer, musician, dancer, horseback rider, mechanic, a practitioner of La Savate capable of throwing standing kicks above Legolas' head, a church youth group leader, possessing of a Death Glare that could cow anyone (including Legolas) and she teaches a music class at the local community center. And oh yeah, she's also telepathic and telekinetic.
 * Starkit's Prophecy. There are thousands of horrific Warrior Cats fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when StarClan recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding a sparkling Mary Sue known as StarKit, proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. StarGleam winds up with at least four toms in love with her (all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather), becomes a warrior after 3.14 days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) Ten Commandments (of which there are eleven) in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs, takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more Rouge Angles of Satin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a Troll Fic or not.
 * Highlights include:
 * "And held out... SOME JEW!"
 * "GayStrip locked at hr meanly."
 * "Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at StarGlaem!"
 * "'!' said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!"
 * "'WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?'"
 * "'theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather."
 * "Everyone jumped at the HoBare!"
 * "AND THEN STARGLEAM WAS DIED!11!111!11111!1!11!"
 * "'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!1!11!' yelled StarGleamStar walking up. She juts culdnt be in loe with HawkForest she just could!11!1!11!"
 * The Harry Potter fanfic "Becoming Female". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-Draco story, but then it gets worse better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly Ron, are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and even refer to themselves as "sexist". Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a Troll Fic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which would explain the occasional random humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a Dramatic Reading of the first half of chapter one here.
 * The Troll Fic hypothesis seems likely, given that each chapter starts with an utterly insane description of what all the female character are wearing, as well as the near-constant "I also had underwear on".
 * Another Harry Potter fanfic with the delightful name of The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return, which features Harry as the reincarnation of Merlin. Pretty much everyone (save maybe Ron and Hermione) are Out of Character, and includes such gems as Draco inviting Harry to stay over the summer, but adding "My father still has a problem with mixed bloods and the poor, so Ron and Hermione can't come".
 * Phoenix's Life is a Harry Potter fanfic which has achieved legendary status on Pottersues for one Narmtastic line:


 * The Last War would be terrible for the way it turns Harry into a Gary Stu, Ron into an abusive Complete Monster, Hermione into a Damsel in Distress and later a murderer and bigamist who never faces any consequences and Ginny into the third Fat Slag. However, the overwrought angst drives it here instead. Even before they start dancing to "Always" by Erasure, whose connotations seem to have escaped the author.
 * Hermione's New Change is about Hermione finding out she's adopted and is actually Draco's cousin, and of course they enter an incestuous relationship. Only the first two chapters are here because it was deleted from the original site, but it still contains some gems.
 * Here is a copy of the full story.
 * Deserving, which is what you get if you combine the plot coherence of My Immortal, the prose composition of The Eye of Argon and the tastefulness of FATAL. Featured on weepingcock twice, and described by one sporker as "not quite as bad as Hogwarts Exposed".
 * SHERLOK HOMS, a trollfic written by famous DA troll Manty64 in which "Sherlok Homs", Ben, and Wallace Wells must catch "Soicide Mouse" and "Soicide Sonic".
 * Warrior Mouse Code is a Warrior Cats fanfic... about the clans' prey. Bad grammar, a Marty Stu who, even though being a mouse, befriends Firepaw, is teased for being a half-breed,as a habit of spouting curse words constantly and is made 'second deputy' because that's just how the mouse clans work. Seriously.
 * Shits Bricks, a seven-line "poem" about how Severus Snape... doesn't actually shit bricks but farts them.
 * the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!!!!! is basically My Immortal meets the Gone series. It has literally no plot, manages to combine No Bisexuals with Everyone Is Bi, and has such egregious Protagonist-Centered Morality that the "good guys" literally whip young children for fun, while the "antagonists" don't seem to be guilty of anything but existing.
 * legolas by laura is a masterpiece of terrible spelling, worse grammar, Beige Prose, and incredible amounts of Narm ("...and then one of the Orcs striped her and then he raped her and then Laura said "go away you bastard"."). Best experienced in hammy Dramatic Reading form, courtesy of User:Man Without A Body:
 * Harry Potter, Gay Demon, a fanfic about how Harry wakes up one day looking incredibly sexy. He then proceeds to have sex with anything from Sirius in dog form to all five Weasly brothers at once. He somehow winds up being Hogwarts' (and, namely, Draco's) Sex Slave. Notable for the massive cock sizes, absurd amounts of semen, emphasis on Harry's 'man-pussy' and its usage of "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It".
 * Goffik Blood, another My Immortal clone that would probably be unremarkable if not for how completely and utterly bizarre it is. As one would imagine, the spelling and grammar are atrocious, but it's also littered with author's notes in which the writer halts the plot to make strange proclamations like "LUV TRAUMAS R ZO HOT" or "vampyrs arnt homo sapeins", and to call the story itself a Random Events Plot would be a severe understatement. It has something to do with Mary Sue character Goffika Sorrows randomly falling in love with Voldemort (also known in-story as "Volxemort", "VOLDEMRTRT", and on one notable occasion, "VOLDNEBGREOUUBU"), and then killing him, Enoby herself making a cameo only to die as well, Voldemort inexplicably coming back to life to get "TREVENGE", only to fall in love with Goffika and rape her "sexily", a skirt that can destroy things, Hagrid getting sacrificed to "Stan", a talking horse that was actually Goffika's friend Blood who also raped her but then didn't...really, absolutely nothing in this fic follows logically from anything else. The entire thing is a huge, poorly-spelled Mind Screw.
 * Recently rediscovered by snarker Serkadios, Twilight fanfic The Kronicals of Rebecca Swansin has been sitting on fanfiction.net for about two years, almost completely unnoticed. Since being found, though, it has gained love (and several headcanons and one Fanfic, possibly with more coming soon) by the same people who brought you the Brewdening Love Expanded Universe.
 * Warrior Lemon, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. It's a collection of incoherent short stories, about something as harmless as Warrior Cats no less, involving copious amounts of rape and pedophilia with a side order of Anatomically-Impossible Sex. And it's effing hilarious.

Live Action TV

 * The CSI: Miami fanfiction of Forensic Kitteh features a number of bizarre but good shit.
 * The Star Trek fanfiction of Stephen Ratliff features the ultimate Mary Sue, Ensign Marrissa Picard. Ratliff's work is a popular subject for MSTing.
 * Star Trek: The Next Fornication. Pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Contains the immortal line "'Surprise!' said Riker as he boned young Wesley up the ass."
 * The Ben Chatham Adventures, a series famous among the Doctor Who fandom for the tititular Marty Stu, blatant rip-offs of 70's Who, utterly detestable characters, excessive Flanderisation of canon characters, blatant misogyny and classism and frankly bizarre recurring features (Fox's Glacier Mints are apparently equivalent to class B drugs). Whether you believe it is really a Stealth Parody or not, there is something innately attractive about its Narm Charm, bizarre plot twists, and hilarious lines of dialogues such as "I am eternally grateful that you saved me from a good rogering by Henry VII!"
 * Picard's Illumination. One of the few fanfics ever to combine Narm, Relationship Sue, and even Die for Our Ship into truly Enterprisingly entertainingly crappy Star Trek fanfic..
 * Drug Lord Rapist - originally posted as durg lord rape - a Law and Order Special Victims Unit fic in which we learn that durg drug lords have nothing better to do than skulk around in alleyways looking for unsuspecting Mary Sues and, well, guess.
 * The M*A*S*H fanfic THE GRAND RAPIDS O'REILLYS, in which every proper noun is in all capital letters. The first chapter is about RADAR marrying NURSE BIGALO while FATHER MULCAHY becomes a PENTECOSTAL minister after stealing barrels and barrels of holy water from THE VATICAN all because he has a dream in which GOD orders him to so. This is only the first chapter, there are over 25 chapters with titles such as "RADAR GOES FORMULA 1", "RADAR AND THE BLACK PANTHERS", "RADAR MEETS THE BEATLES", "RADAR MEETS THE GREEN HORNET" and "RADAR VS ROSEMARY'S BABY"
 * The Star Trek fanfic "purr hormones", in which Spock and McCoy have badly-written sex with each other while being wildly Out of Character. Oh, and this is after McCoy has sprouted cat ears and a tail. He purrs when aroused. See the Dramatic Reading here. Immortal lines include, "The green blush grown on Spock's face. How could logic win against a hot purring Doctor?"
 * Me My Life And Glee is a Glee fanfic involving Canon Defilement, Major Out of Character-ness, Horrible Spelling / Leet Lingo and a character named Clarity Rosalina Ama'ranth Hillary Arwen Faith joining the glee club because of Santana, oh wait Mary Magdalene -as she is now called- telling her she needed to join. Afterwards pretty much every guy falls in love with her. yes. every single one. Though admitingly it is hilarious that her hair "shons in da Monlight" even though it's during the day. The whole thing slightly resembles My Immortal except that the author's personalities seem completely different. Possible Stealth Parody. It's not completed yet so hold on tight.
 * Sinefield, a nonsensical Seinfeld fan fic with a plot that makes no sense and a load of typoes. It's likley a Troll Fic, but it's also hilarious, especially in this dramatic reading.
 * FESH PINCE BACK HAVEING FUN is a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air script fanfic done by a self-insert who can't really spell for shit, a story that doesn't really make sense, and a bunch of other oddities. Dug Seachang calls Carlton "Carton", Uncle Phil "Uncle Pill", and worst/best of all, Geoffrey "Giraffe"! It's almost like satire towards the 90's live comedy TV shows.

Tabletop RPGs

 * Unified Races and A Crushed Empire (now taken down), two Warhammer 40,000 stories. Everyone converts to Christianity and "lives happily ever after".

Video Games
""Oh no zombie dogs!" said Quake Marine and he shoot the exploding barrels and they were explode taking the zombie spiders (which exploded)"
 * Lust Penis (obviously NSFW), an infamous MS Paint comic. Fox McCloud gets transformed into a dinosaur sex slave by a reptilian king, who violates him anally and transforms him again into a gigantic, live penis, fusing him with an enormous statue, which then proceeds to anally violate another enormous statue. After creating a river of semen, Fox regains consciousness, reverts back to his former self, and agrees that even though the whole thing was just a plot by the lizard king to have sex with him, he'd still like to do it again sometime. For those who aren't easily offended, it's utterly hilarious in its total ineptitude and bizarre plot.
 * A remake exists, which is done in a more realistic style. Although it retains (and increases) its bizarreness, it certainly loses some of its hilarity.
 * One can usually expect online role-playing in general to be bad. In between crappy characters, God Modding, and a lack of fluency in actions, it's just expected. However, one author in the City of Heroes Virtue server community manages to showcase all worst excesses and biggest mistakes of the fandom. He goes by the name of Raienst, with some of the most potently awful writing ever, it warps the space time continuum and becomes utterly hilarious. His earlier characters such as Logan Storm and ShadowWings have to be seen to be believed. They're basically God Mode Sues without any regard whatsoever for continuity, plausibility, or regard for either the English language or Wiki markup. He has (unfortunately) gotten better over time (without losing the God Mode Sue leanings...), but you can feel your intelligence draining as you read on.
 * Most of his characters: "Nice guy, good with women, angry, no parents, uberly powerful."
 * red dead john merston: the return and dislike, a Red Dead Redemption fanfic that manages to portray every character completely wrong, have some of the most terrible dialogue ever seen and a Title Drop that could make John Freeman himself wince. Notably, Man Without A Body did a Dramatic Reading of it, which can be found here.
 * Sephirothslave'sShinra High and its sequel, Shinra SOLDIER are probably the best known examples in Final Fantasy VII fandom. Proudly called "novels" by their authoress, they have a total of 170 chapters together, filled with nothing but inaccurate interpretations and wishfulfillment. Among many things, these fanfictions feature a goth Mary Sue and self insert of epic proportions, canon defilement, butchered character personalities, cliche love triangle, wangst, Beige Prose and a clear Did Not Do the Research.
 * Left 2 Die 4ever. The plot is pretty faithful and original at the same time considering it's Left 4 Dead.
 * The Modern Warfare 2 fanfic "Beta Threat". The entire plot can be summarized as "Marty Stu protagonist kills a bunch of Card-Carrying Villain terrorists, goes to jail because he failed to save a single hostage, and is called back into action to kill more terrorists." The spelling is... unspeakable.
 * Quake Urgency, which almost kind of read like a rough draft of an aborted Quake comic-book in the style of the Doom comic.


 * By the same author, Mortal Kombat: Combat of the Shrines.
 * My Inner Life. Another one kicked off of the So Bad It's Horrible page for being hilariously bad instead of just plain bad. Nominally a fanfic of The Legend of Zelda, it's horribly written with the most blatant self-insertion Sue ever. In a situation similar to Sonichu, the writer is part of what makes it the phenomenon it is, and you must understand her to understand it. She goes out of her way to screech at anyone who might openly dislike the fic in her disclaimers for three pages if you cut-and-paste it into your word processor, and feels that Viewers are Morons to the point of putting an incredible number of footnotes - almost as long as the "people who don't like my fic are evil" rants. Apparently, readers aren't bright enough to figure out what a "spring festival" is. Most of all, she's clearly dead serious about all the things that many suspect of being parody in My Immortal and the like. This is someone who has less ability to take criticism than Uwe Boll.
 * Also, she's got a strange relationship with the 'return' key. Often, it's hard to tell who's talking because dialogue that really should have been another paragraph will be placed right next to the actions of someone else. But by this point, that's the 'jaywalking' in Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
 * The Legund of Lik. Link fights monsters from The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time and makes horrible puns. The writing is so atrocious that it's probably intentional. Do not read this in a library, because you will laugh. Hard.
 * The aftermath of Ashe's life, a Final Fantasy XII fanfic by Ashe10 that centers around Ashe having sex. A lot. As Ashe says, "All queens are not all innocent. I am just a nasty queen. What do you expected?" She also has a tendency to call her lovers sexy mutha fuckas. Although Ashe's husband, Rasler (Or Rassler, as the author calls him) is the real standout in the story, providing gems such as, "Who the fuck is you talking to in that tone!" and "WHAT!? YOU DONE AN AFFAIR!"
 * Tales of the Spageti Womna. Nominally a Metroid Crack Fic, it features such gems as as Ridley/Samus pairing, a crossover with YouTube Poop, and Captain Falcon's name being "misspelled" as "Captain Fellatio." Almost like YouTube Poop in fanfic form.
 * As well as this line: "OH MY GAWD!" THEY ALL EXCLAMD "NAHTANEL IS A HOMOSEXEXAUL!"
 * Breakdown, a Persona 3 fanfic, has the cast dying in improbable ways, and Mitsuru coping by becoming a prostitute, then running into traffic and dying. If technically passable, the whole thing is pretty ridiculous and handled very poorly.
 * If you weren't laughing throughout, the final line is a guaranteed LOL. Roxius in general, is great for incomprehensible fics, and the confused/angry/scared reviewers.
 * Imp Encounter, an infamous Doom fanfic that satirizes sex fanfiction by having the Doom Guy, under the influence of a berserk pack, brutally rape and kill a female imp (The Goomba of the first Doom, arguably even easier than the zombies for an experienced player to kill). The story and the sex scene have become Memetic Mutation in the Doom community, with a tribute site named impse.cx, an infamous animated GIF, and even a cutscene level.
 * Hell Hath Fury, a Doom fanfiction featuring a Gary Stu protagonist. It contains every Doom fanfiction cliche. It's also overly long and badly written.
 * Doom: The Unseen Version(NSFW). A badly written smutfic in which the people stationed in Mars get it on with the demons after all Hell breaks loose. You will never look at Doom the same way again... it makes Impse look tame.
 * The Evil Alliance, written by cloudacsephac, is a Final Fantasy Mega Crossover that features impenetrable, pseudo-Faulknerian stream of consciousness prose. Cloud and Squall inexplicably team up (along with a Cloud-chasing Relationship Sue named Blaze) to take down the eponymous alliance of Sephiroth and Ultimecia. The author's tangled, incoherent prose, bizarre plotting and interminable fight scenes make this a must read. Good luck trying to figure out who's speaking at any given time.
 * Bowser's Mexico Adventure, because while most Mario fan fiction falls under this category, this one stands a bit above them. After all, where else will you find in addition to Bowser (of the Wet variety, whatever that means), Boba Fett and C-3PO, Nedry, Aladdin, Mozenrath, Joel and the Bots and Bear Grylls? Possibly a Troll Fic, but still so bad it's good.
 * This Warcraft fanfiction. The only plausible explanation for the whole thing is that there's someone kidnapping major lore characters and giving them frontal lobotomies.
 * The prince and the peasant written by Ranay is a Mega Man In Name Only fanfic which pairs her Self-Insert character, Ranay, with Top Man. The story takes place in Medieval times and supposedly all characters (and yes, including the robot masters) are humans. Not to mention . The fanfic alone contains large amounts of Canon Defilement, Plot Holes, Department of Redundancy Department, and Did Not Do the Research. It’s only made more hilarious by Ranay’s disregard for proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and overall use of the English language.
 * “In a kingdom where the laws were absolute, everything was going against these laws was to punish the destruction or death. In the same realm sometimes not even that was wrong was dismissed. But there was something different about this kingdom”
 * “king is a farce”
 * "Top stun all soldiers but forget to Rock"
 * Mega Man At McDonalds. Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at McDonald's. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".
 * "A Raptor's Lust", an erotic fanfic starring Lara Croft and a velociraptor. MSTed by Topless Robot here, this story gave the world a human-and-raptor "romance", some of the most extreme examples of Anatomically-Impossible Sex, Rob's commentary degenerating into multiple lines of "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE" and death threats against the author, and copious misuse of the verb "whickered".
 * ITS MY LIFE! for Portal. Marrissa Roberts, Chell's sister, is at first just living in the "portal labs" but then the fan fiction slowly turns into fighting villains of a greater and greater scale.
 * Amelia_nekomimi's (now named GARGOULES) "Fire Emblem: Ike's Journey" takes elements from both Blazing Blade, Sacred Stones and the Tellius games, adds some Mary-Sue and a bit of Self-Insert and mixes it all with a delicious dose of Peter Chimaera-level writing to create an epic tale of love, sacrifice, pink weapons from the future and magic rocket horses. It's filled with memorable quotes such as "I kill him with cuts and a catle fall on his head" and "ONLY MUCH WORST". Even if you're not a Fire Emblem fan, you'll laugh at how ridiculous it all is.
 * Superhadou's Crystal Man's Journey is a fanfic about the robot masters from Mega Man 5 going into the future to help X and Zero battle Mavericks and Sigma with Crystal Man as their leader. Though the grammar isn't awful, it contains awful puns, random songs and generally over the top fight scenes.
 * Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero is a laughably-convoluted mess of a fanfic. Essentially a combination of a lesbian Rule 34 fic and an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, it takes on a strange pretentious aura by beginning its chapters with World War Two-related quotes lifted from Call of Duty games. Futhermore, its narrative takes Loads and Loads of Characters Up to Eleven, with numerous spots in the text, some even intended as dialogue, where a truly huge inventory of characters is read off—and these exhaustive spots JUST KEEP REPEATING. They're all fighting against Nazis and other generic enemies from Call of Duty games.
 * Umineko: Memories of Umineko A bizarre Umineko fanfiction that contains a mary sue that is coincidentally named Umineko. Battler's in love with her, Beatrice kills him and he's alive because he's an appartion for some reason. This fic is filled with bad spelling and grammar, Ikea Erotica, a plot that doesn't make sense, an over the top mary sue and villain sue. It very well may be a troll fic.
 * From the Touhou fandom comes Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel. It includes (among other things) rampant Rouge Angles of Satin ("Hell Reimu," Reimu fried Marisa sad, "Is god mourning!"), Marisa playing Half-Life 2, Pactouli and Marisa getting "nekked" and having "hot sox" on Reimu's couch, Marisa getting pregnant and having a baby, and a nonsensical plot where Reimu becomes a bad guy. The author admits that she wrote it while drunk, but it's still hilarious either way.
 * There's a dramatic read of it here.
 * Mass Effect fanfiction has Parallel Realities, which is probably the single silliest Alternate Universe Fic the continuum has given. Admittedly, the premise is interesting, but where the author takes the premise is so silly and incredibly stupid it gets really bad. And yet, there's something unabashed about its silliness and how obvious the Author Tract is that it's hard to hate it.
 * WOlfenstien comeback, a senseless Troll Fic in which the main character of Wolfenstein (referred to as Dr. Wolfenstein, even though Wolfenstein is the name of the castle) is trying to fight the "Natzees", then ends up in Rapture and is renamed "Bioshock", then he resurfaces and ends up in the world of Fallout for no reason. It has absolutely no story and makes no sense whatsoever, but it's freakin' hilarious.
 * The (extremely NSFW) Pokémon Black and White fanfic "Bloody Love". The story features Burgh as a Yandere Serial Killer who's obsessed with forcing Grimsley to have sadomasochistic sex with him! Burgh suffers extreme Character Derailment while at the same time having his camp traits taken Up to Eleven to the point he sings just about every line he says and makes a (possibly unintentional) reference to the musical Damn Yankees. Meanwhile Grimsley has become Too Dumb to Live and doesn't seem to have the faintest clue about how creepy Burgh is acting until it's too late. However, regulars in the Pokémon Black and White fandom may be impressed by how it's Burgh chasing Grimsley this way rather than the other way around!
 * "Laughter" is a Pokémon Diamond and Pearl fanfic that attempts to explain some things about Cyrus's past. The writing is competent and some of the ideas it raises are interesting, but the random, senseless gruesome torments inflicted on Cyrus come out of nowhere and the first and second chapters gel together so badly they might as well be two completely separate stories. The fic is laughable for its sheer Refuge in Audacity.

Web Comics

 * A Homestuck fanfic, the creatively titled Homestuck high (sic), has been posted on FF.net. It's almost reminiscent of My Immortal in some ways. Probably a Troll Fic, but still hilariously terrible.
 * To elaborate, it starts out as a High School AU of Homestuck before quickly going into some bizzare plot about Sollux (who is a demon for some reason) trying to impregnate Rose and Jade and use them to give birth to demon spawn. The fan fic is very much In Name Only, in both Homestuck and in its title, as it's more of a supernatural story than a high school one. It makes no sense and names of canon characters are used for other people. (Aradia is some sort of genie that helps out John, Eridan is John's transformation in order to duel with the demon Sollux, etc.) It also involves John having a vision after possesed by dark magic from a McDonalds burger as an important plot point. And John had liked Rose ever since she... bit his arm and broke his glasses in the second grade.

Web Original

 * Obscurus Lupa Wins The Olympics, a clear parody where Obscurus Lupa wins the Olympics in the first few sentences, and proceeds to kill an Eldritch Abomination at the center of the universe, punch the Devil, and go on a date with a Parody Sue.

Western Animation
"Eddy: hey my parents aren't here I kick @$ Edd: hey you stole the jewel Eddy: hey the officers asleep I kick @$ Edd: STOP SAYING THAT!!!! Ed: hey where did you get the jewel Edd: he stole it Eddy: yep when the officers asleep I kick @$ Edd: you said that already Eddy: oh yeah"
 * Bart the General. It's hilarious... for all the wrong reasons.
 * "Marge... your breaking my heart... Marge..."
 * "wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
 * On the subject of Simpsons videos that are hilarious for the wrong reasons, Treehouse Of Horror XLVIII.
 * Lisa is Pregnant. Bart freezes to death while using the "last resort" to keep him and Lisa warm while they're both trapped on an icy mountain. The title indicates what this leads to. Also, the, er, writing style itself is...pretty interesting.
 * Because women are have recessive parts. Now you know.
 * "You awake. Bart is d'oh."
 * SnatchEd a Jewel by TV John. An Ed Edd n Eddy fanfic (featuring the Red Guy), has references to The Emperor's New Groove and The Fairly Odd Parents, and even has Jackie Chan as a guest star (they even call him a guest star in the fic). The only thing bad about it is the writing, but there is this hilarious exchange:

"...her annoying bitch of a dragon spike cam up to me and started bad touching me so i did what any good pony would do i tok him up to his room and killed him u didn't thing that ewwwwww your a pervert if you did"
 * Here is a summary of the fic: Eddy finds a huge jewel and steals it, somehow leading to Ed and Edd to take the blame. While the two are arrested, Eddy tries to play dogeball with Jimmy but accidently kills him. Then Eddy goes back to his house to find it being destroyed by the jewel, getting it replaced by "house held nunchucks". After going to bed and Jackie Chan asks to read him a story, Eddy wakes up to find Sarah. She gets mad at Eddy for killing Jimmy and beats Eddy up untill he confesses that he stole the jewel and then bails Ed and Edd out, but not before the Red Guy puts a spell on Eddy giving him a boil twice the size of the jewel. (The jewel destroyed his house). Yeah.
 * ED of the World by Steve. The Eds and the kids go to the carnival, which turns out to suck eggs. When they watch trained chihuahuas perform, one of them bites Jimmy, while another destroys Plank. And when the fireworks set off, the kids start bleeding from airborne glass shards. The carnival turns out to be a trap by Jimmy von Diablo, and the kids run away before von Diablo blows up the place. The End.
 * Urban Eds by Yunaman. The plot invlolves the Eds as teenagers going to a night club, where Nazz works as a prostitute. It has Costume Porn, Johnny as a bouncer on steroids raping Eddy, Eddy drinking a drug cocktail called The Blue Cauchemar with predictable results and ends with Nazz castrating Double Dee for no reason. Still the combination of weird subject matter, uncomfortably straightforward plot, the choice of words and occasional spelling and grammar mistakes definitely makes this fic quallify as So Bad It's Good.
 * William Country. An otherwise decent Total Drama Island fan video that has several bizzare sequences with no relation to the plot, such as Cody smoking or two wholy beavers eating everybody before humping with a rap-ish song playing in the background. Also of note, the main plot is about a romance between Cody and an OC who looks almost exactly like him, giving wierd Selfcest vibes. The "sleep" sequences don't help much either. The unfortunate thing about this film is that it is very difficult to find, due to it usually only being uploaded in anacronic parts, and the videos being taken down several times.
 * This little bit of My Little Pony, ahem, eroticism. It's hard to figure out whether or not it's a Stealth Parody, although the random Rocky Horror reference does raise eyebrows. ..
 * Attack of the Giant Suki. The title alone probably secures it a spot on this page. Suki gets huge, Ba Sing Se freaks out, and the villain is the Cabbage Merchant. And adding to the WTF-ness, for whatever indeterminable reason, it briefly switches to script format about halfway through each chapter. All intentional.
 * Korra in the Hood. Possibly the first Legend of Korra crackfic to ever grace fanfiction.net, written nearly a month before the show premiered. It has everything a crackfic could ever need: Korra and Naga being raped in the first chapter, a threesome between Korra, Bolin and Mako, Tenzin as an insane fart fetishist, a mecha fight between Zutarians and Equalists and Amon revealing who he really is.
 * This My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic fanfic. It's apparently written by a friend of the person who posted it, and the poster claims to be just as confused as the reader, telling them to not take it too seriously, as it's probably a Troll Fic. As for the fic itself, it can be summed up with this one bit:


 * My Little Pony: The Final Adventure. Cheap MS Paint-quality drawings, backgrounds clearly taken off of the internet, unenthusiastic voice acting, yet so much Narm and Big Lipped Alligator Moments that there's no reason not to like it.
 * The same Youtuber also made one for Sonic The Hedgehog.
 * The Spiderses. The concept and story are stupid, but the prose is deliberately and hilariously terrible
 * My Innocence. The title alone has convinced people that it's a My Immortal-inspired Troll Fic, but it's hard to tell for sure because there aren't enough similarities between the fanfics. Still worth a read, if only to see the narrator insult lesbians and then apologize for his "pre-juice." Watch out for racism, sexual themes, and mind-searing idiocy.
 * My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing is a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Hate Fic that's also an attempt at a Fix Fic, where half the characters are Mary Sues and the other half are either Stupid Evil villains or characters from the show that have been flanderized into oblivion, either for a cheap Take That or because the author is just that misinformed (apparently he hates FiM so much it "hurts" him, whatever that means). The author's main goal is to try and show that the Power of Friendship is useless, and the power of belief is stronger. Yet the characters become friends anyway, and the power of belief seems to mean "Just grab the Deus Ex Machina generator and shout that you believe". The author can't really take criticism either. All of the secondary characters are thinly veiled Expies taken from shows the author likes, and the main characters are all either some kind of Self Insert (even the Big Bad) or a Flat Character with an annoying gimmick (like speaking in Painful Rhyme and being an artist. Take that away and they're literally the same). And that's just the beginning. All in all, this is Poe's Law at its finest, and most of the fun comes from watching just how deluded the author can get.

Unsorted/Other

 * Many things mentioned on Masterpiece Fanfic Theater.
 * Most of the stories that get posted on Weepingcock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to this one, which is reminiscent of My Immortal.