Wasteful Wishing/Quotes

"Things Mr. Welch is No Longer Allowed to Wish For in an RPG:

227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."

257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.

568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish'.

569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas.

653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.

744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes.

745. Can't wish I was the GM.

981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok.

1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game.

1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing.

1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module.

1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.

1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.

1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you.

1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes."

"Mud Eel: Now you may each receive your wish for real. But be warned: There are no do-overs! Finn: Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right? Hot Dog Knight 1: I wish for a box! (A box appears.) Hot Dog Knight 1: Sweet! Hot Dog Knight 2: I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big. (Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.) Finn: Wow, you guys are really stupid."

- Adventure Time, "The Limit"