Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain/Funny

"Ocelot: Boss, you STINK!"
 * Stay out in the field a week or more (to the point flies are buzzing around your head), then return to base. You get a hilarious cutscene where everyone from the helicopter pilot to random soldiers are trying not to gag to death on Venom's rank odor. The funniest part is when Ocelot appears in front of you with a look of utter disgust, then throws a bucket of water in your face.