Run, Turkey, Run!

Run, Turkey, Run! is a children's book written by Diane Mayr, and illustrated by Laura Rader.

With Thanksgiving only one day away, can Turkey find a place to hide from the farmer, who's looking for a plump bird for his family feast? Maybe he can hide with the pigs... or the ducks... or the horses... Uh-oh! Here comes the farmer! Run, Turkey, run!


 * Animal Talk: All of the farm animals can speak.
 * Ax Crazy: The Farmer.
 * Book Ends:
 * Catch Phrase: "Run, Turkey, Run!"
 * Cliff Hanger:
 * Creepy Child: The farmer's children.
 * Dude in Distress: The farmer, when.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending:
 * Gainax Ending: See Cliff Hanger.
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: The entire premise of the book is about a man trying to catch, kill, and eat the protagonist: Turkey.
 * Idiot Hero: The main character, Turkey, is shown to be exceedingly stupid as he tries and hides from the Farmer.
 * In-Joke: Delta Program. Awwwwh yeah.
 * The Kids Are American: The farmer's children. ...It's Thanksgiving, after all.
 * Off with His Head: This is the Turkey's fate.