Naruto Veangance Revelaitons

Naruto Veangance Revelaitons (Which is really meant to be "Naruto: Vengeance Revelations") is an In Name Only Naruto fanfiction written by BadassJakeT97, a.k.a. bonjoviboy97, a.k.a. motleycrunarutofan97, a.k.a Jake Tanner. The original posting of the fic, entitled "NARUTO veganse revelations Chaptyr 1," was deleted for its lack of proper spelling and grammar. Before the original's deletion, the fic had amassed around 160 reviews. The second posting of the fic was (unsurprisingly) deleted as well, no doubt for the same reasons. This posting had gathered 15 reviews or so. A third post was taken down in November of 2011 after amassing around 435 reviews, and the author's former stepbrother, Benji, has put it up again, so the fic is now on the fourth post.

The fic has been completed and lasted 69 chapters (with a 70th one provided by Benji), The story stars Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub?) as he moves to Konohagakure, states the author's own opinions to the world, and screws all the girls he can find. On the eighth of October, "Benji" took control of Jake Tanner's Fanfiction.net account and posted an extra chapter in which Ronan is killed and the damage done was repaired. The story was then finally marked as complete, and has not been updated since.

The fic can be read [here]. Very NSFW. There is also a poll he made on his profile for readers to vote for which original characters they like. Ronan, of course, currently has the least, at one vote.

The author's Twitter account contains a considerable amount of Word of God and other information about the story, as well as whining about his personal life, and is available here. On the twenty-ninth of November, Benji once again has this account hacked and he included more information about additions Jake would have added but didn't get to.

Currently has three ongoing dramatic readings, one by gubgub434, another by TheMoiderahOfVideos and one by [] Gecko Ladie]]. Only time will tell if they will be able to finish their readings, or succumb to the fic's mind raping capabilities.

Compare with My Immortal, Legolas By Laura|legolas by laura, Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami, Face the Strange, My Inner Life and Nareto the Scret of Shiobi. Contrast with The Prayer Warriors and [[Starkits Prophecy Star Kis Prophecy]], which are written in the same style, but have an almost completely opposite message.

Tropes A-L

 * Aborted Arc: There was a prophecy in place saying that Taliana would help Ronan defeat Madara, but this turns out to be false upon Taliana's final Face Heel Turn.
 * Absurdly Youthful Mother:
 * takes this to its (il)logical conclusion, being significantly younger than her son. She also appears to be the mother of a dragon.
 * Sakura herself is a straight example, as she is said to be 13 at the start of the fic and 16 at the end.
 * A Day in the Limelight: The fic confusingly switches its POV to "da cooger" in Chapter 7, but after a paragraph or so promptly switches back to Ronan's POV.
 * Aerith and Bob: Throughout the fic, characters are frequently given either a unique, Sdrawkcab, vaguely Japanese, or no name. This isn't the case with the host of the "hineki kojiyshai show", who's name is literally just Bob.
 * Air Vent Passageway: Ronan does this in order to escape from the council's true layer in Chapter 58.
 * All Gays Are Pedophiles: Technically, ephebophiles. When Edfred says he is gay, Ronan says that he doesn't have anything wrong with it unless he makes out with him (Ronan) or his boyfriend.
 * All Your Base Are Belong to Us:.
 * Almost-Dead Guy:
 * Angrish:It's hard to tell given the poor spelling, but when Ronan learns that, his speech becomes completely unintelligible. "Ronan: "WTFF BITHCKDNR,E D?EKRFMMFJF GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WTF IS DIS SHIT! UR RIPPIN ME APART SAKURA!""
 * Angrish:It's hard to tell given the poor spelling, but when Ronan learns that, his speech becomes completely unintelligible. "Ronan: "WTFF BITHCKDNR,E D?EKRFMMFJF GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WTF IS DIS SHIT! UR RIPPIN ME APART SAKURA!""


 * Anticlimax:
 * Very rarely do the "cliffhangers" result in anything much.
 * The final battle itself is also much more one-sided than virtually any one prior to that.
 * Anti-Hero: Ronan and Sakura are basically this, as well as Mandy and Da Cooger (before Jake killed them off permanently), and they all fall under Type IV, save for Ronan who is a Type V.
 * Apocalypse How: The Council wants a Class 6 on the entire world except the shinobi village and the US except for New York and California..
 * Artistic License Biology:
 * Unless some time skips happened without the narration mentioning them, Sakura learns that she is pregnant within a few days of having sex with Ronan, and gives birth soon afterward..
 * Ronan punching Sakura in the chest to hasten her delivery is wrong on so many levels...
 * Sakura gives a blowjob to Ronan to . He because he has an orgasm, and his semen goes into her lungs. That scene would be an Epic Fail, but the rest of the fic is no different.
 * When Ronan with his semen, the author even admits semen does not work that way.
 * Ronan's penis is impossibly long at every point except when, due to a typo, it was accidentally said to be four inches long. To make matters worse, the author claims his own penis is 17 inches long.
 * Artistic License Economics: Ronan drives a casino out of business by winning all its money. This is supposed to be anti-capitalist.
 * Artistic License Law: Ronan getting a divorce from Taliana goes forward without a hitch until Madara stands up and objects, at which point the judge denies it. The author attempts to justify this by having the judge turn out to be evil and corrupt.
 * Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence:.
 * As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Tadashiharakumaie, the only original character from the fic to have even a vaguely Japanese name.
 * Audio Erotica: Da cooger/Fiona/Tsunade/WGAF reveals her sultry voice with the supposedly sexy line "here are ur bedrooms fuckers". The cooger in the crystal ball has a similarly sexy voice. Ronan's voice in his dragon form is described as sexy. Additionally, Taliana is described as having the following voice: ""she [Taliana] ran around the room screaming in her realy deep voice tho her voice was still female it was like a slowded down version of her vouce but it was sexy""


 * Author Appeal: Expect Ronan to share any fetish that Jake has. And we mean any.
 * Author Filibuster: The "plot" (for lack of a better term) is frequently stopped in order for Jake/Ronan to bash anything and everything, including his own stepbrother. One Egregious example is when, after mentioning that he's wearing the same Power Armor that the Spartans wear in Halo, he launches into a tangent about how Halo is a good game, and some games that Benji likes, such as Bioshock, are bad.
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning: Ronan claims the throne of "king" of the Shinobi, by being the previous king's godson.
 * Baby Got Back: Sakura and Atni.
 * Back From the Dead:
 * Characters frequently die only to come back at a later point in the story, always being hand waved by the author.... if he even attempts to explain it in the first place.
 * In Benj's ending, it turns out that survived.
 * Ballroom Blitz: Madara attacks the "Sibone" ball, and Ronan has to fight him.
 * Bastard Boyfriend: Ronan screams at Sakura whenever she does something he doesn't like, calls her a slut, a whore, and various other names, and even has her . And she stills stays with him and says he's a good person.
 * Beach Episode: Chapter 47.
 * Beauty Contest: Chapters 55 and 56.
 * The Bechdel Test: Amazingly enough, it passes the variant that does not require female characters to be named through some of the Council women's makeout sessions. This is shining proof that passing the Bechdel Test is not an indicator of a work being feminist.
 * Beige Prose: Aside from the sex scenes, which are described in.... painful detail, everything else falls under this trope.
 * Beta Couple:.
 * BFS: The Sword of Ukijamaya, which is 14 feet long.
 * Big Beautiful Woman: There's a pageant for them at the hot springs festival. Ronan expresses his disgust at their perceived obesity and ruthlessly slaughters them all.
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed: Ronan has "a huge dick its almost 2 fet long and realy fat plus i cum a lot ok)". Later descriptions suggest that it's four feet long, then five. On some occasions, it's so long that it hurts Sakura when it's stuck into her, verging on unintentional Deconstruction.
 * Big No: Used throughout the fic, as well as any possible misspelling of it, which eventually leads to this gem in Chapter 22: ""MOOOOOO" sakura yelled."

Naruto: "not good. i fucking hate rona hes so horble"
 * Berserk Button: The author has a few major Berserk Buttons that are liberally alluded to within the story: his brother Benji, his stepmother, somebody even insinuating something bad about Katie or his other brothers, people who like Harry Potter, religious people (especially Christians, and he even targets agnostics later on), men who aren't completely heterosexual, modern music, and most of all, critics. Within the fic itself, Ronan's Berserk Buttons are.... basically everything previously mentioned. Sakura has her own Berserk Button, however: If you criticize Ronan, she will bite your head off, as seen in the quote below: "Sakura: "hey naruto how r u"

Sakura: "NO HE IS FUCKING NOT U TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK U FUCKING]] CORPSEFUCKER!11! HE IS BETTER THAN U AND ALWAYS WILL BE DONT U UNDERSTAND HIS BUICK IS HUGE!!!"|undefined"


 * Black and Gray Morality: Ronan does many terrible things, including killing people who disagree with him and raping his girlfriends. The Council and their minions however, arguably have an even higher body count,.
 * Brainwashed:
 * Break the Cutie: In Benji's ending,
 * The Bus Came Back: Team 7 apparently dies in the bombing of the temple, but Naruto returns in Chapter 20, returns at the end of Chapter 35, and  returns in Chapter 40.
 * But Now I Must Go:
 * Cain and Abel: In a rather complicated sense,
 * Call Back: When in Chapter 59, the next chapter includes a reference to the event that caused it,  38 chapters earlier. This is in a fic in which events can be retconned or rendered meaningless in the next chapter.
 * Camp Gay: All homosexual males in the fic.
 * Captain Ersatz: The card duel in Chapter 53 is one for Yu-Gi-Oh!, because Benji warned the author about copyright issues.
 * Captain Obvious: Nary a chapter goes by without Jake writing something along the lines of "we went 2 the doko nd wen we gut ther we were there" or "my dick was 4 feet long. it was huge".
 * Catgirl: Madra's minions, known as the "LEATHER PUSSYS" are this. Additionally, the "FIRST REALY BIG TWIST" is in Chapter 29.
 * Caught with Your Pants Down: Sasuke catches Ronan sucking his own penis while looking at a picture of Sakura, prompting Ronan to shoot him with his blue light in retaliation. Later on, Ronan masturbates to Taliana raping Sakura until Taliana sees him, at which point he shoots her in the vagina and frees Sakura.
 * Chained to a Railway:.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: Ronan, though it's something of an Informed Ability. He supposedly only has sex with girls when they honestly want it, but that doesn't stop him from being abusive.
 * Chuck Cunningham Syndrome:
 * OrociMaury/Oricimura/Ociruamara/Ochimare/Whatever Jake wants, is originally the "villain" of the "story". After a confusing switch to Madara Madra, he's never mentioned again.
 * Tadashiharakumaie vanishes after the Cooking Duel and is never seen again.
 * Circling Birdies: Taliana after Ronan shoots her in such a way that she gets a "chunky organism"
 * Clean Pretty Reliable: Averted. Ronan tries to revive Taliana with CPR, only to find it apparently doesn?t work before she comes back anyway.
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Not one opening author's note lacks the F-word, and there's usually more than My Immortal.
 * Coitus Ensues: Frequent to the point where plot progression is actually slightly rarer.
 * Convection, Schmonvection: At several points through out the fic, characters are either dangling over or generally very close to lava. Of course, it never affects them. Though considering all of the fic's other logical failings, this is comparably small.
 * Convenient Coma:
 * Cooking Duel: Ronan gets challenged to one by Sasuke and Madara.
 * Cool Versus Awesome: Ronan in his dragon form vs. in his Humongous Mecha. Unfortunately, this is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: The head of the Kibusi Corporation, an organization unique to this fic, is this.
 * Costume Porn: During Chapter 19, Jake goes to into Tara-esque descriptions of Ronan and Sakura's outfits for the "sibone ball".
 * Country Matters: Would be barely worth noting, except for the bizarre phenomenon of "cunt" being the only word that Jake manages to spell correctly with any amount of consistency. Whether it's because he's paying special attention to it or because it only has four letters is left up to the reader to decide.
 * Crazy Jealous Guy: Naruto over Sakura. Ronan has aspects of this, as he becomes angry when Taliana sucks Madara's penis (even though he had divorced her), and is exceptionally furious when Sakura cheats on him.
 * Crossing the Desert: A miniature of this appears in Chapter 51 as the second round of the tournament.
 * Cucumber Facial: Both Sakura and Atni get one in chapter 55 in preparation for the beauty contest.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Most fight scenes involve the villain showing up and Ronan beating the crap out of them. In a few exceptions, Ronan ends up getting defeated.
 * Cure Your Gays: Ronan turns a lesbian straight. Well, bisexual, anyway, but it's best not to mention that to the author.
 * Daddy DNA Test: Really.
 * Darker and Edgier/Dark Fic: The author's stated intent.
 * Darkest Hour: Chapter 65..
 * Damned By Faint Praise: Kakashi "da cooger: "RONAN! I HAVE FAITH IN U! NOT THE XTIAN FATH DUH BUT THE GOOD FAT! U R STROG ND SO IS KAKSHI 2 I GUES""


 * Dear Negative Reader:
 * The author has a habit of writing politely-worded epistles to his readers in the chapter notes, generally in the format of "Authurs Note: GOD WTF u motherfuking alsohs ok duck u. justf uck you. I DONT NEED 2 CHANGE MY SPELING ITS GOOD BESIdes wtf d u guya kno! this is a gr8 story so just shut the fuk up and READ it u bitchcunties!"
 * However, in recent chapters, he's announced that he will no longer respond to reviewers. After a period of going back to writing author's notes, he now omits them entirely, or declares that he's ignoring the negative reviews.
 * Death Is Cheap
 * Department of Redundancy Department: Happens all the time, but the most exceptional example arguably occurs in Chapter 22, with the following lines: ""ok well shuld we go talk 2him???" i asked sakura "no i will nut u" she said but then i said "well i would be better at it u dont undertsand guys cunt" i said "well yes but im sure i can help i mean hes mad at u get it?" she said "well ok then but dont fucking screw it up!!!" i said "ok then goodbye" she said and then i reposnded "goodbye then" and she said "ok bye"."


 * Despair Event Horizon:.
 * Deus Ex Machina:
 * All the time, but the biggest would have to be Ronan's ability of teleportation (or in one chapter, "telekeabortion").
 * Another exceptionally blatant example occurs in Chapter 18, when Ronan and Sakura are being pursued by Madara, and Taliana cuts them off. A bolt of lightning hits Taliana, knocking her out and enabling Ronan and Sakura to escape without Ronan having to do anything.
 * da cooger is a (un)living Deus Ex Machina, and has helped Ronan cheat death
 * Destination Defenestration: Ronan punches Madara through "the glas in his orifice that overlooked the fields" before escaping.
 * Did Not Do the Research:
 * The author has Ronan and Sakura attend a ball in highly inappropriate clothing, to say nothing of having sex in public. He claims it's because he based it off of memory of a ball and forgot what happened.
 * From the same chapter, see-through leather.
 * Disney Death
 * Madara often suffers fatal injuries, some stated to be fatal, but typically comes back immediately.
 * Disney Villain Death:
 * Does This Make Me Look Fat?: In Chapter 56, after putting on their bikinis, Sakura asks the following of herself and Atni: ""o rona dos dis mak us look FART?""
 * Does This Make Me Look Fat?: In Chapter 56, after putting on their bikinis, Sakura asks the following of herself and Atni: ""o rona dos dis mak us look FART?""


 * The Dog Shot First: After Ronan kills the judge for refusing to grant him a divorce, it's revealed that he was evil and corrupt. Considering how unrealistically the trial was handled, this is actually somewhat plausible.
 * Doorstopper:
 * The fic weighs in at 76,000 words on the dot with all 70 chapters. Though there are plenty of longer fanfics out there, it's still unusually long for a Lemon Stu badfic. The high wordcount is some of the strongest pieces of evidence that it's not a Troll Fic.
 * And even in the case it is a trollfic, it would certainly be amongst the longest (if not possibly the longest).
 * Double Standard Rape (Female on Female): Ronan masturbates while Taliana is raping Sakura. Then again, it can be inferred that any objections he has to male on female rape are out of jealousy, as not only does Ronan rape people, but he also gets angry when someone he has had sex with has consensual sex with someone else
 * Double Standard Rape (Female on Male): is portrayed as justified revenge, but the author then claims that women cannot rape men, and has them beat him up instead.
 * The Dragon: Taliana is basically this to Madra once she stops with her constant Face Heel Turns/Heel Face Turns. Once the Council takes over, however, she becomes the Dark Chick and Madara becomes their Dragon.
 * Dramatic Thunder: Happens a few times throughout the fic, often with little understanding of how thunder works.
 * Dramatic Wind: Chapter 67 and 68
 * Driven by Envy: This is what causes
 * Driven to Suicide:
 * At the end of Chapter 22,
 * A random woman and many others after
 * plan on doing this after.
 * Dropped a Bridge on Him:
 * Mandy's death.
 * Also, is  in chapter 31. It was pretty obvious that he'd get better.
 * Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi are killed off fairly early on by the temple blowing up., however, survive and return some time later.
 * second death.
 * Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Drake, and several other Top 40 artists are killed off in a plane crash so Ronan and his band "Titty Monsta", can rise to the top of the music world.
 * Drop the Washtub: A, uh, rather unusual use of this trope..
 * Dude, She's Like, in a Coma: After rescuing Sakura for the first time, Ronan decides to rape her while she's still unconscious. She is okay with this. He does this again after she.
 * Dystopia Justifies the Means: The villains want to create "N XTIAN CPITALIST AMERICN ILUMANTI FEMINST PORADISE/1" by having Ronan destroy the world.
 * Eek! a Mouse!: The Brown Haired Woman and the Red Haired Man both run away screaming mid-fight from Ronan after they see a mouse.
 * Electric Slide: Ronan does this during the acid sea challenge section of the Tournament Arc.
 * Establishing Series Moment: In the first paragraph, while describing his hair as like that of Justin Bieber, Ronan then has a parenthetical note "i dont liek him tho FUCK HIM HE SUCKS ALL MODERN MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS", which gives readers a good idea of what kind of fic this is.
 * Everything's Even Worse with Sharks: During the acid sea challenge, "GIONT ACID SHARK TINGS" leap out of the acid and try to kill Ronan, Atni, and Kakashi.
 * Evil Laugh: Done quite often, usually "MUAHAHAHHA!"
 * Evil Is Petty: The council kills.
 * Evil Tower of Ominousness: The Council's headquarters in
 * Extra! Extra! Read All About It!: At the beginning of Chapter 55, this is how Ronan and his harem are alerted to the coming "ANUAL SEXY BICHES HOSPINGS FESTILAV".
 * Extreme Omnivore: Shortly after Ronan eats her panties, Atni eats her Meido glasses... somehow. ""oh yes so much cum mmmm yes"" she sa nd took of her glasses nd ate them 2 get a goowd tast of da cum."


 * Face Heel Revolving Door: For a while, it seemed that the author simply couldn't make up his mind on whether he wanted Taliana, and even Ronan to be bad guys or good guys, as Ronan ended up working with the villains for significant stretches of time, while Taliana appeared to alternate between loyalty to Ronan and loyalty to Madara. However, it seems he finally decided:
 * Face Heel Turn:
 * Possibly
 * Failure To Understand The Basic Definition Of Logic: Ronan says "NO! ABSTNECE IS RONG! AL TENS SHULD B HAVINS EX! ITS COOOOL ND GRON UP 2 DO IT! ONLI LOSRS DONT HAV SEX AT DEENS! LIKE DIS GY BEBKI I KNO BUT ANYW!A!" in opposition to abstinence. The Council say that this is "logik" despite the fact that it lacks many basic elements of what constitutes a logical statement. It's not that Ronan's reasoning doesn't make sense, it's that he doesn't have any reasoning in the first place. He makes three conclusions (all teens should have sex, sex is cool and grown up, only losers don't have sex in their teens) without providing a single reason for any of them... and the Council calls this "logic".
 * Fake Defector:.
 * Family-Unfriendly Death:
 * Fat Bastard:
 * of all people. The author also seems to dislike fat people, as he has force everyone to gain weight.
 * Even Santa Claus appears as this in Chapter 68.
 * Festival Episode: Also Chapters 55 and 56.
 * Field of Blades: One appears in the tournament.
 * Filler: About 90% of the fic qualifies as this.
 * Five-Bad Band:
 * Big Bad: The Council
 * The Dragon: Madara
 * The Evil Genius: The President of the Kibusi Corporation and the President of the US
 * The Brute:
 * The Dark Chick: Taliana
 * Flanderization: The author's views gradually take up more and more of the fic, as it goes from a standard God Mode Sue fic with chauvinist subtext to one in which Ronan fights against everyone and everything the author doesn't like.
 * Forgotten Fallen Friend: Mandy, and the rest of Team 7 are mostly forgotten after their deaths.
 * Freudian Slip:
 * In Chapter 9 it's mentioned that "all of a sudden she [Taliana] had 4 breats asecond pair of tits pooped out from her shit onto her chaste". Another good example would be in Chapter 23, when Jake mentions in his Author's Note that Katie has posted Part 2 of her fanfic "Reaper Girl": "ANYW SOGUYS KATIE PISSED THE SECON CHPTR OF RAPER GIRL HER TITS:"
 * The author occasionally inserts part of his name when typing Ronan's, such as "Jaronan" or "Jonan", showcasing how much of a Self-Insert Fic this is.
 * The author often switches Ronan and Naruto's names around, signifying Ronan's usurpation of the role of main character
 * In Chapter 63,
 * At one point early on in the story, the author gets Sakura and Sasuke somewhat mixed up, leading to a rather awkward moment where Ronan is rushing off to save Sasuke from Orocimura because s/he's hot. Considering how totally not gay Ronan is, this is a bit of a surprise.
 * "if ANY OF YOU FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING DISS KATIE I WILL FUCKING CUM AND GAT U FUCKERS. FUCKING FUCK!"
 * Furo Scene: With the brunette haired council woman in Chapter 57.
 * Giant Space Flea From Nowhere: The dragon Ronan fights in chapter 17 is never mentioned before or since.
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot: To the point where nonconsensual lesbian Parental Incest is considered acceptable (indeed, encouraged), where a gay guy merely kissing his boyfriend is not.
 * Giving Someone the Pointer Finger: Ronan, to the third place girl at the pageant.
 * Good People Have Good Sex: Inverted - the protagonists' sex scenes tend to be stranger, more fetishistic, and sometimes more abusive. Then again, they aren't exactly good people despite being the heroes.
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual in the Last 5 Seconds?: Ronan constantly feels the need to tell everyone he's straight at any moment where anything even moderately sexual (or not sexual at all ) happens between him and another guy. This leads to a particularly cruel moment where he kills a guy for asking to have sex with him, all the while ranting about how gross it is, which leads to him screwing the guy's supposedly lesbian friend.
 * Headbutt Thermometer: Ronan does this to see if Sakura is telling the truth about being pregnant . Yes, really.
 * Hermaphrodite: Sakura, apparently... "tjen i started 2 fingr her cunt realy hard and juicy girtl cum was flowin frum her dick like a waterfal"
 * Headbutt Thermometer: Ronan does this to see if Sakura is telling the truth about being pregnant . Yes, really.
 * Hermaphrodite: Sakura, apparently... "tjen i started 2 fingr her cunt realy hard and juicy girtl cum was flowin frum her dick like a waterfal"


 * Hero Antagonist: Edfred could certainly qualify.
 * Hollywood Atheist: The protagonists in general.
 * Hot Springs Episode: Also chapters 55 and 56. Although in this case, by the end of their trip to the festival Ronan and his harem somehow manage to replace the water in the hot springs with their cum. It's supposed to stay that way forever, too.
 * Humongous Mecha:.
 * I Lied: A female member of the Council tries to say that, but the gray-haired man convinces her to change her mind.
 * I'm a Humanitarian:
 * Madara becomes one. No, really. In fact, in Chapter 13, he eats
 * In Chapter 28, he.
 * The Immodest Orgasm: Taken Up to 11. Like you're surprised. The entry right below this one is a good example of just how "immodest" they can get...
 * Improbable Weapon User: Ronan with his ejaculate.
 * Incest Is Relative: Ronan and Sakura have sex with their daughter/Sakura's clone, and Ronan has sex with
 * In Name Only: If the characters and some locations didn't share the same names as the Canon Naruto characters and locations, you'd never be able to guess that this was a Naruto fanfic.
 * Insane Troll Logic: A few examples. "?but then mandy reveaked that she was a clone born frm skura and not my daugbter so i could have sex with her and it would be incest ok.?"


 * Insistent Terminology: A strange example occurs in Chapter 46, in which Ronan insists that men don't cook, but is willing to accept the Cooking Duel after da cooger tells him that men who cook are called chefs.
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons: Ronan?s powers often call upon a spirit dragon.
 * Intimate Healing: Da Cooger can heal Ronan by sucking his penis, and Taliana revives Madara this way
 * "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It": Also ties in with Double Standard Rape (Female on Female): "?but skura liked it so it wasnt rapde do u c dn?"


 * It's Quiet... Too Quiet: Said verbatim by Ronan, right before.
 * Jerkass: Ronan. Edfred, however, is the one intended to be seen as such.
 * Karma Houdini: Ronan..
 * Kick the Son of a Bitch: Attempted invocation with Ronan killing a judge for refusing to grant him and Sakura a divorce from Taliana, as it's revealed after the fact that the judge was evil and corrupt.
 * Kudzu Plot: Though not as severe as another fanfic/trollfic, the large amount of out-of-the-blue twists definitely gives the fic this appearance.
 * Large Ham: EDFRED. Madra probably also qualifies. The Council also became increasingly hammy as the fic went on.
 * Laugh Track: When the author doesn't explain the joke, he commonly puts "lol" or some variant after parts he thinks are funny.
 * Lava Pit: Chapter 50, as the first round of the tournament.
 * Lightning Reveal: Often happening with the previously mentioned Dramatic Thunder, and with a similar grasp of the physics involved. In fact, it seems the author frequently gets the two confused, because at one point it's mentioned that "all of a sudden a huge pice of thunder came down! it eectrocuted evrybodyu and they all died"
 * Lights Off, Somebody Dies: Chapter 53; the 'somebody' being
 * Lolicon: A "random sexy loli bitch" is one of the horrified onlookers . However, it's unclear as to whether the author knows what "loli" means.
 * Look Behind You!: Ronan does this so as to distract da council in chapter 54.
 * Love At First Sight: Ronan and Sakura, according to Word of God.
 * Ludicrous Gibs: Ronan, reduces Madara to this.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father:

Tropes M-Z
Sakura: "we shuld go on tha sho hineki kojiyshai!"" "Ronan: "wat the fuk does dat men" Sakura:"in japnese it means "dna test 4 whores" " Ronan: "oh ok dat makes sense cuz u R ONE HAHAH!" Sakura: "yes ur rigt rona im a whor... now let go!""
 * Making Love in All the Wrong Places: Ronan tends to have sex anywhere he goes, including in public, which is met with surprisingly few objections from authority. In fact, very rarely do characters actually have sex in bed..
 * The Man Behind the Man:
 * Marry Them All: Initially, Ronan marries Sakura, Mandy, and Taliana. However, it doesn't last long.
 * Men Don't Cry: Ronan says that he doesn't cry often because he's male.
 * Mind Over Matter: Taliana can use telekinesis on Sakura.
 * Mood Swinger: Sakura; big time.
 * Motorcycle on the Coast Road: On the way to the Hot Springs Festival.
 * Mud Wrestling: Sakura vs. Taliana, Chapter 14 and 32.
 * My Girl Is a Slut: Sakura. "Ronan:"wel fuck botch we ned a fuckin dna test!"


 * Mundane Utility: Ronan's healing powers are extremely useful for patching his partners back together after (and sometimes during) the latest marathon sex session.
 * New Powers as the Plot Demands: Ronan is constantly given new powers over the course of the fic, which he often seems to later forget even having.
 * No Bisexuals:
 * Played straight for most of the fic, with such lines as the following: ""i yelled WHAT R YU DOIN! Y R U LISBON? den mandy and sakura said that they were lesbians but that they diud love me i was the only guy who could make them fee good with my giant fucking duck in fact they said that when dey were with me they were str8""


 * Later on, the author begrudgingly admits that the girls would yes, infact, be bisexual, "but lezbian just sound hotter so fuck off."
 * Jake does it again in Chapter 25. While addressing a female reviewer who said she was bi, he mentions that "lol guys cant b bi evry1 knos dat xd!" Apparently, this is because guys are gay if they have sex with each other, and if they have sex with girls after that, they're still gay.
 * No-Holds-Barred Beatdown:
 * No Indoor Voice:
 * Edfred never stops yelling at Ronan and Sakura.
 * For that matter, ANY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS WITH EVEN A SLIGHTLY RAISED VOICE OR THE AUTHOR WANTS TO EMPHASIZE SOMETHING, IT AND THE REST OF THE SENTENCE ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITALS!
 * No Name Given: The Council and their minions apart from and Madara.
 * Nobody Poops: Averted, as per Author Appeal. The details are probably best left unmentioned.
 * Obligatory Swearing: So, SO MUCH.
 * Off With Their Heads:
 * in Benji's ending.
 * Omniscient Council of Vagueness: First appears in chapter 25, and eventually replace Orochimaru and Madara as the main villains. Although, they're also somewhat of a subversion, as starting around Chapter 44, they make their intentions very clear, and start becoming very active in their fight against Ronan.
 * One-Man Army: Ronan takes on the big evil xtian army with the help of Ekaj in Chapter 68.
 * Only Mostly Dead: . Madara gets quite a few seemingly fatal injuries, but comes back with no explanation.
 * OOC Is Serious Business: While consistent characterization is not the fic's strong point,.
 * Our Dragons Are Different: An "ugly and stupid" dragon attacks Ronan and Sakura as they escape from the rice fields, but Ronan defeats it easily.
 * Out of Character: EVERYONE. The only people who aren't are the OCs, and even then, they aren't always portrayed consistently.
 * Outrun the Fireball: Exploited, and complete with Slow Motion, in Chapter 27: ""and then stha sceen blew da fuk up and we had 2 run out very slowy as da theatr blew up hugely""
 * Our Dragons Are Different: An "ugly and stupid" dragon attacks Ronan and Sakura as they escape from the rice fields, but Ronan defeats it easily.
 * Out of Character: EVERYONE. The only people who aren't are the OCs, and even then, they aren't always portrayed consistently.
 * Outrun the Fireball: Exploited, and complete with Slow Motion, in Chapter 27: ""and then stha sceen blew da fuk up and we had 2 run out very slowy as da theatr blew up hugely""


 * Overly Long Name:
 * Danny, Jake's best friend, has an Expy within the fic named "Tadashiharakumaie".
 * zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara the catgirl. More commonly goes by the name 'Becky', for obvious reasons.
 * Perfect Poison: The intravenous poison Madara uses to takes effect in seconds.
 * Plot-Based Voice Cancellation: The announcement of.
 * Plot Hole: Many and varied, though see Porn Without Plot below.
 * Point of View: Frequently shifts between a first, second, AND third person POV.
 * Porn Without Plot: There isn't really a plot, just a bunch of sex scenes and curb stomp battles.
 * Precision F-Strike:
 * Edfred reeks of this trope... except it's more like Precision Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness Strike (though at one point he does call Ronan a "Fuckshitter"). Aside from those, however: Sakura's aforementioned "CORPSEFUCKER!11!" line, as well as Madra taking out his bazooka and saying "TAKETH THIS MOTHAFUCKR", after which he proceeds to
 * Sakura in
 * President Evil:
 * Prophecies Are Always Right | You Can't Fight Fate: Zig Zagged. While a good deal of the prophecies in the fic never come true, some do; but even then, those are usually very different from how they were supposed to occur. However,
 * Protagonist-Centered Morality: AND HOW.
 * Psycho Supporter: Ronan (and presumably Jake) is a Richard Dawkins fanboy. By "fanboy", we mean "murderer of anyone belonging to a faction that Richard Dawkins opposes in the slightest."
 * Punched Across the Room:.
 * Quicksand Sucks:.
 * Random Events Plot: Taken Up to 11.
 * Rape Is Love: 'Consent' does not appear to be a word in Ronan's personal dictionary, and he has a small army of loyal (and slightly sticky) devotees because of it.
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: Jake having relationship troubles with Katie is apparently why.
 * Real Person Cameo: Benji, the author's stepbrother, appears in Chapter 47 wanting to ruin the fic, and earlier than that as someone Ronan kills while working with Madara.
 * Really Gets Around: Um, well... to be honest? Everyone. Well, everyone who's a girl and Ronan, that is.
 * Record Needle Scratch: The following line occurs in Chapter 69: ""roane wil nevr make it in2 r fotress curc! hes nevr gona be able 2! muhahhaa!" sad the bron haird wman but ten tha council herd a rcord scatch becus i had just cum inside them! "NOOOOO!" eylld all 4 of tem!""


 * Redundancy Department of Redundancy: Atni has a "dustr 4 dusting" in her Meido outfit. Ironically, she never actually uses it.
 * The Rest Shall Pass: Team 7 tries to do this for Ronan on Orochimaru, but they're defeated one by one.
 * Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: A... more obscene version of this trope than usual; In Chapter 62, Ronan, while working for the council, sends a love letter to Sakura saying "roses r red violas r blu iv got a hug fuking dik nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u!". Sakura apparently loves said letter so much, that "she crid like the litle bitch she is ten she shovd it in2 her cunt nd jakcd herself off wit it!!!!"
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: The author's grasp of the English language could possibly be improved by stitching his hands to it. See the excerpts on this page.
 * Schizo-Tech: Uses it even more than Naruto does, often giving the impression that the author set it in the present day.
 * Secondary Character Title: Naruto, despite not doing much, gets his name in the title.
 * Self-Destruct Mechanism: Activated by Madara.
 * Self-Insert Fic: To the point where it can be difficult for a reader to determine whether the purpose of the story is to be a derivative work of Naruto or a wildly-embellished catalogue of the author's own self-proclaimed sexual experiences.
 * Sequelitis: In-universe version: Ronan owns a porno entitled i need to fart 8.
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Edfred.
 * Sex Face Turn:.
 * Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny: The female council members.
 * Ship Sinking: After Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi are apparently killed in the temple's destruction, it is pointed out that Sakura and Mandy "loved them AS FRIEND not a lovers they al had mal cocks so they coulnt love them it wastn cool". Following chapters bring them back, but have.
 * Shock and Awe: Taliana.
 * Single-Stroke Battle:.
 * Skyward Scream:
 * Ronan, after.
 * Slashed Throat:
 * Sliding Scale of Gender Inequality: An extreme Type 2. Perhaps the most egregious example is when Ronan defeats Mei the Mizukage in one attack, then tells her "haha dumb bslut u cant beat me! its ok tho i know ur a girl so its ok tho", and she immediately asks to have sex with Ronan. Granted, the Council is initially 2/5 female, then half female and the female members have more dialogue than the males, but they're ultimately unable to defeat Ronan and their feminism is portrayed as a bad thing.
 * So Beautiful It's a Curse: During Chapter 22, Ronan whines that "its really hard to be awesome like me i hav so much presure and problems!" At the time, Naruto is severely jealous of how much better Ronan is.
 * So Unfunny It's Funny: Unintentional example. Many of Ronan's "jokes" fall under this.
 * Spikes of Villainy: The Christian army.
 * Spoiler Title:
 * Chapter 34:
 * Chapter 44:
 * Chapter 66:
 * Chapter 69:
 * Square-Cube Law: Violated, naturally. Taliana is 12 feet tall, yet she experiences absolutely no ill effects whatsoever. On the other hand, she's only mentioned to be 12 feet tall once or twice - it's possible she shrunk back down to regular size at some point, or the author just forgot.
 * Stay in the Kitchen: Every female character.
 * Stripperiffic: Sakura's ballgown.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Buildings will frequently explode without any explanation right after the main characters leave them (and sometimes, while they're still in them), simply to be Handwaved as some unannounced plot by the villains - if it even gets that much of an explanation. Though considering Jake several times mentions his love for Transformers 2/Michael Bay, this shouldn't be too surprising.
 * Stylistic Suck: The author is going for this with Taliana's song, but it's hard to tell the difference between it and Ronan's comparably poorly-written song lyrics.
 * Surprise Incest:.
 * Surprise Santa Encounter: Yes, really. In chaper 68, Santa Claus appears, and is subsequently blasted "2 a krillion pecies" in order to further the author's agenda..
 * Swiss Army Tears: In Chapter 12
 * Switching POV: As mentioned above, da Cooger gets a brief period as narrative POV character, and the setting briefly switches to third person perspective when Sakura cheats on Ronan with Naruto. The fic also switches away from Ronan?s perspective when the action shifts to the Council.
 * Swirling Dust: Happens right before the card duel in Chapter 53.
 * Take That: to *takes big breath* Men who aren't 100% heterosexual, Western Animation, Harry Potter, Bioshock, Okami, Lady Gaga, Drake, Justin Bieber, Hip Hop music, Country Music, Modern Music, Pulp Fiction, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, silent film, Capitalism, The U.S., Asian food (unless it's Sushi), fat people, rap, the author's stepmother and stepbrother.... *collapses from lack of breath*. In short, anything and everything Jake doesn't like. "so we went out onstage dressed as tha msastr cheifs from Halo (dats my favorite came of all ime it fukin rox i tried playin dat gam Bioshock my bro siad dat was bettr and that fukin suckd thats so fuckin boring wh cas about a scity under water and wtf does sum bitch named anne randy hav 2 do with a fuckin video gam? wh tha fuk is that:::"
 * Take That: to *takes big breath* Men who aren't 100% heterosexual, Western Animation, Harry Potter, Bioshock, Okami, Lady Gaga, Drake, Justin Bieber, Hip Hop music, Country Music, Modern Music, Pulp Fiction, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, silent film, Capitalism, The U.S., Asian food (unless it's Sushi), fat people, rap, the author's stepmother and stepbrother.... *collapses from lack of breath*. In short, anything and everything Jake doesn't like. "so we went out onstage dressed as tha msastr cheifs from Halo (dats my favorite came of all ime it fukin rox i tried playin dat gam Bioshock my bro siad dat was bettr and that fukin suckd thats so fuckin boring wh cas about a scity under water and wtf does sum bitch named anne randy hav 2 do with a fuckin video gam? wh tha fuk is that:::"


 * Take That, Critics!:
 * A cherished hobby of the author: ""llol guys hav u heard this 1 its gr8" ok yes "what did the flamers say 2 tha fanfic writer" "i dont kno wat sakura" "u suck]]" "haha but then what" she then said bak 2 me "well then the fanfic writer said bak... u guys need 2 stop smoking its bad 4 u!" "LMAO1! I getddit becus the flamers r callded flamers and flames have smoke lol dats funny!"|undefined"


 * And one in chapter 31: ""well 1 day n xtian walks in2 budling nd finds out evry2 is an atiest. he says dere all gunna burn in hell" so wat den king ronan! "Well the atiests say: we dont believe in Hell. so i guess well just hav 2 burn in flames here!" (GET THAT FLAMERS HAHA!)"


 * That Was Objectionable: Madara objects to the judge's ruling during Ronan's attempt to divorce Taliana, overturning it. By the end of the next chapter, however, Ronan divorces Taliana.
 * The Chosen One: From Chapter 16 and on, it's mentioned several times that Ronan is the chosen one to destroy the world. . Earlier on, he's considered the chosen one to defeat Orochimaru..
 * The Thing That Goes Doink: Surprisingly mentioned in chapter 55, although Ronan winds up destroying it as it annoys him and Sakura. According to an elderly woman who comes running out upon hearing the sounds of its destruction, it "was hundeds of yrds old". Naturally, Ronan doesn't care about that, and winds up leaving the poor woman in tears.
 * This Cannot Be!: The Council, after learning that
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch: Several examples, such as: "Sakura: (to Taliana) we are divorcing you BITCH"


 * This Is Sparta:
 * The brown haired woman on the council ""THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!""


 * Sakura in ""FUCK. YOU.""


 * Time Travel: One of Madra's abilities, and the reason for his Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe habit. At one point, Ronan randomly goes into the future for a Time Skip.
 * Too Good for This Sinful Earth: Played entirely straight in Chapter 12 when  The following paragraph sums it up pretty well:
 * Torches and Pitchforks: In Chapter 64, the citizens of Konohagakure show up holding them in reaction to the news that Ronan would (finally) destroy the world.
 * Tournament Arc: Chapter 50 to 54.
 * Troll Fic: It's certainly possible.
 * Trope Overdosed: There's quite a few tropes in this fic, from the ones associated with the setting, to the ones associated with bad writing, to the cliches the author fell back on, to ones that were put in for the sake of having them.
 * Underdressed for the Occasion: Ronan and Sakura's ball outfits, especially Sakura wearing a baseball cap (and at that, one that says "RONAN IS SO HOT" on it).
 * Unfamiliar Ceiling: Ronan and Sakura pass out after drinking and using drugs, and wake up in Madara's lair.
 * Vampiric Draining: The giant flies in Chapter 50.
 * Verbal Tic: The author will end sentences with "ok" when he's particularly insistent on making a point.
 * Very Loosely Based on a True Story: At the end of Chapter 7, the author explains that "AND SOMEBODY SAID IM A TROL I AM NOT FUCK OU JUST BECAUS I DON HAV THE BES SPELLIN OR GRAMMER DOSNT MEAM I AM A TROLL BESDIS THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE SORY OK FUCK OFF u fake naruto fans whatecer.!." The 'very loosely', of course, comes from the fact that this is a Naruto fanfic starring a boy with a four-foot penis.
 * Viewers are Morons: No joke goes by without an explanation by the author, which usually includes him literally insulting the readers' intelligence. The following is a good example; In chapter 19 it's mentioned that Sakura "had purse that was a scull nd japwnes rwiritng pinted on." In the next sentence, this happens: ""the lady who workd there said oo that looks very hot on u bitch how bat we fuck and they did sakuras strted 2 shove the scull purse in2 the ladys cunt and she scull fuked her (ROTFL DID U C WAT I DID THERE FUFCKERS? i bet u didnt LOL 11!)""

Ronan: "THA COUNCIL? IM LOKING 4 SAKUR!" Madara: "OH WELL DEN UR IN 4 A SURPRIS... 4 U C DIS IS THJE CUNCILS HEADQURTES!""
 * Villain Ball: Orochiwhatever before he's Brother Chuck'd. His replacement Madra inherits the villain ball, passing up several opportunities to kill Ronan while he's unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. The Council also picks up the ball when they become the main antagonists.
 * Villain Exit Stage Left: The villains, especially Orochimaru, often escape without Ronan making any effort to chase or finish them off.
 * Villain Protagonist: Ronan, arguably. See Face Heel Revolving Door.
 * Villainous Breakdown: The Council in Chapter 68.
 * Villains Never Lie: Lampshaded with Orochimaru ("I KEW HE WAST LYING BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL"). Subverted when the Council tricks Ronan, even after he has them confirm it's not poison.
 * Villains Out Shopping: Madara and Sasuke play some In Famous and Red Dead Redemption late in the fic, but this is intended to show their lack of taste in games.
 * Villains Want Mercy:.
 * Wacky Wayside Tribe: Too many to count. Basically, everything that doesn't have to do with the "plot" of Madora being evil and stuff.
 * Weaksauce Weakness:
 * We Are Team Cannon Fodder: Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi contribute nothing significant while fighting alongside Ronan. Ronan takes them along on the mission to save Sakura from Orochimaru despite knowing that they're much weaker than he is.
 * Wedding Smashers: Madara attacks Ronan at his wedding.
 * Wham! Episode: Jake tries to invoke this at various milestones in the story, by designating certain chapters as having major twists. Chapter 39 and 40, however, shake things up with the revelations that.
 * Wham! Line
 * Chapter 14: JAKE! U MUST KNOWETH SOMETHING! TALIANA! SHE IS "
 * Chapter 39: "well, u c that was an anitdote 2 wake her up, but
 * This exchange. "Madara:"YES! U WILL NEVR MAKE IT 2 DA COUMCOLS ROOM!"
 * Chapter 39: "well, u c that was an anitdote 2 wake her up, but
 * This exchange. "Madara:"YES! U WILL NEVR MAKE IT 2 DA COUMCOLS ROOM!"


 * And again in the next chapter "Female Council Member: "WE HAVE BEEN ARUND 4 EVR. U C... WE R NOT JUST XTIANS ND FEMINSTS... WE R ""


 * In Chapter 49. Note that "The Council: "WE WILL IF U WIN THE KOBSUSI CORPATION ND U.S. GOVRMENT SPONERSD GTOURNENT TAT WE HAV ENTRED U IN!""


 * Chapter 70
 * "What?" Cliffhanger: At the end of Chapter 6, Mandy betrays the others to Orochimaru, but in the next chapter, this is forgotten about and she's another of his prisoners.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: Edfred is the only one who tries to call out Ronan on his behavior.
 * When the Clock Strikes Twelve:.
 * Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him?: Subverted. The "hero" of the fic, Ronan, is shot at several times with various weapons (including a bazooka).... they just don't have any effect.
 * Wire Dilemma: In the final chapter, although the author, possibly due to not understanding the trope, does it in a highly unorthodox way that could be considered an inversion. It's implied that the blue wire for the is to be used as the detonation trigger.
 * Word of God: There is an Author's Note in every chapter. They almost always revolve around bashing the critics, and often attempt to justify the Unfortunate Implications.
 * Word of Saint Paul: Benji's post-series notes are this, although they are based off Jake's notes.
 * Word Salad Title:
 * Ronan's porn films, which have the names "tight pussy lesbian sluts sucking dick", "jizz on my glasses 4", and "i need to fart 8". The story's title itself could be thought of as this, assuming it isn't a reference to the song Vengeance's Revelation.
 * There's also Chapter 47's title.... "saturway 2 big suckin cok". Whatever that means.
 * The Worf Effect: Ronan starts losing more often midway through the fic, as a result of the author trying to make him seem more believable. He also establishes his God Mode Sue credentials by defeating Orochimaru when Team 7 fails.
 * Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Madra speaks like this. The author claims that he traveled back in time to the 1800s, and picked up this habit while there... presumably by picking up a poorly-edited antique copy of the King James Bible and refusing to leave his room for the remainder of the sojourn.
 * You Keep Using That Word: The author keep talking up how "logical" he and Ronan are when his fic has very little in the way of logic.
 * Your Cheating Heart: This is taken up to 11 in Chapter 22 when ... which never happens when Ronan cheats.
 * You Are Better Than You Think You Are: Edfred to Sakura after
 * You Are Too Late:.
 * You Have Failed Me:.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness:
 * Your Head Asplode: Expanding upon the Immodest Orgasm, this happens to Sakura and Mandy because Ronan has too much cum. Naturally, they get better, in one of the biggest examples of an Ass Pull the fic has ever given: ""but then i realized i had so much um inside me dat it would hert them if i cumed but it was 2 late i did and their heads exploded ecause of how much cum there was. i was devastded i didnt kno war 2 doo but it wasok i got a magican shobobi spell and made there head grew back""


 * Your Mom: Madara tries this on Ronan. It is precisely as effective as every other attack he attempts.
 * Your Princess Is in Another Castle: Midway through the fic, Ronan frequently will close in on the Kibusi Corporation head or the Council, only for them to escape and for him to have to pursue them elsewhere.
 * Yuri Fanboy: Ronan is one.

Tropes Associated With the Dramatic Readings

 * Alt Text: Employed in Moid and Gecko's D Rs via the use of Youtube's caption system.
 * Berserk Button: Misogynism, homophobia, lack of logic, disrespecting family, killing cats...pretty much everything. "*Throws copy of "The Female Eunuch" at Jake*"


 * A Gub-specific one is when the author starts "fucking with the BDSM subculture".
 * Big No: Moid (which was followed by Angrish), upon finding out that Jake believed Halo to be a much better game than Bioshock.
 * Big Yes: Gub, Moid, and Gecko's reaction upon reading of which was then quickly ruined by his.
 * Corpsing: Any time the story becomes simply too ridiculous for them.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Both Moid and Gub.
 * Determinator: Gub. To quote: ""I will never go away, Jake. I'm not gonna stop [reading] this fic until it's over.""


 * Downer Ending: Gecko's alternative ending as an April Fools Day joke.
 * Driven to Suicide: Played for Laughs by each of them.
 * Flat What: Moid, all the time. Not that listeners/readers are reacting much differently...
 * Go Into the Light: After reading of Ronan being mortally wounded in his car accident in Chaper 23, Gub tells him to go toward the "light" (in his case, to Fire and Brimstone Hell), but is disappointed when da cooger saves him.
 * Heroic BSOD: Both of them.
 * Insane Troll Logic: Moid uses this phrase when the author claims that anyone who dislikes this fic dislikes anime.
 * Laughing Mad: Occasionally.
 * Large Ham: The Moiderah, at all times. Gubgub lapses into this when voicing Edfred and the voice from the crystal ball.
 * Mind Rape: What they're experiencing.
 * Prophecies Are Always Right: Discussed in Gub's reading, when she mentions Harry Potter and Oedipus also disbelieved their prophecies, only for them to come true.
 * Protagonist-Centered Morality: Inverted in Gubgub's reading. She says that cheating is wrong unless Ronan is the one being cheated on.
 * Reality Ensues: Gub on a few occasions
 * On Ronan going into space with Sakura ""And then their heads imploded from a lack of oxygen""


 * on Ronan leaving the stage after ejaculating on the audience. ""...never to return, because we got kicked out""


 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Almost every other episode of these has one directed toward Jake.
 * Schedule Slip: Moid stopped updating in August, 2011, and though occasionally saying he is coming back, has yet to do so. Gub, meanwhile, has been somewhat more prolific, but has been having increasingly large gaps inbetween updates. However, in a truly epic and bizarre coincidence, right after Gub started updating again in March, so did Moid; and they were then joined by a third dramatic reader, known as Gecko Ladie.
 * Shout-Out: Naturally. Mostly to Anime, other badfics, and Western Animation, though.
 * Sympathetic Adulterer: Gub describes Naruto as one, in a Pay Cheating Unto Evil sense.
 * Throw the Book At Them: *throws copy of "The Female Eunuch" at Jake*
 * Yaoi Fangirl: Gub, in part. She gets excited whenever the author puts in accidental Ho Yay, and gets disappointed when he reminds everyone he's not gay

...Naruto Veangance Revelaitons|And here's a drinking game!