Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress/Quotes

"APPLES DON'T FALL UP!!!"

- the IWBTG FAQ

"Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."

- Sheldon Cooper

"I fell for hours! Yoshi: Ooh! Hours long time! Well, it seemed like hours!"

- Luigi telling Yoshi a bedtime story

"I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law. --Bugs Bunny, High-Diving Hare"

- The Roadrunner also used this (almost) exact quote one, but using signs instead of speech.

"Oh! Gravity works!"

- Batty Koda, Fern Gully

"Gravity plays favorites, I know it 'cause I saw / Honest to God, officer, it's awful"

- Dresden Dolls, Gravity

"You win again, Gravity!"

- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

"My actions have consequences and Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress."

- Pintsize

""Gravity is one mean mother.""

- Jacob "Mass Effect 2""

"Ah-ha! I'll bounce off that broad, flat surface and be in a lot of pain!"

- The Tick (animation), moments before he becomes the Trope Namer

"It was then that young Stephanie realized that gravity would forever be her enemy."

- Stephanie Brown, Batgirl.

"The Lobe: Freakazoid!, why is it taking us so long to fall? Freakazoid!: 'Cause it's funny! The Lobe: No it's not, it's just stupid! It's almost as dumb as that Handman episode!"

"Laws of Japanese Animation, #2: Law of Differentiated Gravitation -- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4."

- The Laws of Japanese Animation by Ryan Shellito (rshellit@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu), ca. 1996