Legolas By Laura

"Describe legolas by laura here."

Do we have to?

"Man Without A Body" fandom, with good reason, and it is now generally known as "legolas by laura", complete with lack of capitalisation.

"Man Without A Body" influence, he picks her up, names her "laura", and goes to his house to show her to his father and mother. They then adopt her.

Ten years later, laura asks Legolas to teach her how to ride a horse. He agrees. Soon after, Aragorn and Gandalf visit Mirkwood. Despite it being ten years since Legolas adopted laura, they don't know about laura. Sauron plans to kidnap her for no reason at all.

Legolas and laura "horseride" through the forest and meet Aragorn and Gandalf. Legolas introduces laura to them. Later, they go back to Legolas's "castle". Legolas asks Aragorn and Gandalf if they can stay. They say yes.

After having tea, they go to bed, and a random bunch of Orcs capture laura. The guards do nothing, and laura is taken to "Mondor". There, Sauron tells the Orcs to throw laura in a cell and do whatever they want with her as long as they don't kill her. The orcs "stripe" her and rape her, but laura fends them off by saying, "go away you bastard". Because of that, they "whipe" her and "bet" her almost to death. Then, Sauron goes into the room with a bottle of "posion", which he "injets" into her.

A few hours later, Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn get to the front gates of "Mondor". After an inept shouting match, Legolas climbs up to the cell, while Aragorn and Gandalf "run" into "Mondor". There, Gandalf has a duel with Sauron despite the huge power disparity between them.

Meanwhile, Legolas frees laura and kills the Orcs. Aragorn appears. In Sauron's Throne Room (presumably), Gandalf is having a "fun" time trying to kill the Dark Lord and wishes that the Hobbits were there. They then appear. Frodo tells Sauron that he got rid of the Ring, and the Dark Lord is destroyed by Gandalf.

A few more hours pass, and Legolas and laura are on their way back to "Milkwood". She gets sick (due to the "posion"), and Legolas diverts the party to Rivendell, also a few hours away from "Milkwood".

There, Legolas stands by laura's side until she wakes up. When she does, he kisses her, and she asks him if he wants to be her boyfriend. He says yes even though he's supposed to be her adoptive brother and laura is ten years old. They discuss their terrible experiences, and Aragorn enters the room. The story ends there, never to be resumed.

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"Man Without A Body": In order, every time, both Laura and Legolas were 'bet' up, raped, and then were given poison. "Man Without A Body": Laura "got a power and she can distoy us all the bad guys". "Alice: Oh, it looks like Laura needs to learn how to share."

"Man Without A Body": Gandalf and Sauron. If you're familiar with the backstory, this isn't necessarily as one-sided a match as you might think if you just saw the movie. Gandalf and Sauron are both beings of the same order (the Maiar... basically, angels, though Sauron is very definitely of the "fallen" brand). It still wouldn't be a "fun time" for Gandalf, though. "Man Without A Body": Legolas explains to Laura exactly how the orcs tortured her, twice, even though Laura was obviously there at the time. "Man Without A Body": So much. For starters, Legolas doesn't have a castle. He and his father King Thranduil live in a fortified cave, in the Mountains of Mirkwood. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" video. "Man Without A Body" with a video to go with it here. "Man Without A Body": Laura seems remarkably calm about being abducted and tortured by orcs. "Man Without A Body": They completely fail to stop laura from being kidnapped, and barely even react to it "Man Without A Body": After capturing Laura, the orcs decide to rape her...for some reason. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" board, "Laura" confessed on one occasion to being a troll, but on another occasion tried to pass her poor writing off as being the result of learning difficulties. "Man Without A Body": Laura's "power" with which "she can distoy us all the bad guys" is never actually used or defined more clearly. "Man Without A Body": "And then they said: 'Let Laura go!' And then the Dark Lord said 'no'." "Man Without A Body": "... and then Legolas was happy for somerising." "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": The story literally ends in mid-sentence. "Man Without A Body": The first sentence is 87 words long. "Johnny (Legolas): Where the hell is my periods and commas?"
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"Man Without A Body": Legolas kisses Laura and agrees to be her boyfriend even though he's supposed to be her adoptive father/brother/something. "Man Without A Body": EVERYONE. "Man Without A Body": The "gards" assigned to protect laura do absolutely nothing to prevent the Orcs kidnapping her. "Johnny: When you hire 'gards', this stuff is bound to happen."

"Man Without A Body": Legolas tells Laura that he was also raped and tortured by orcs when he was a youth. "Man Without A Body": It attempted this and it failed. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"''. "Man Without A Body": Completely averted. "Man Without A Body": "Legolas said'i am soo happy'". "Shania: Gah! Legolas has turned into a stereotypical gay guy!"

"Man Without A Body": "Legolas: they bet you up and raped you also the Dark lord gave you the posion Laura: how did you know that Legolas: when I was your age they did the same thing to me"

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