Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)/Quotes

""NO! This is UNCONTROLLABLE! The game CANNOT be controlled by human reflexes alone! I need a program to slow down the movements of the joystick so that it does not go more than ONE sensitivity level in either direction! ... MOTHER OF SHIT! FUUUU- uh- uh- huuuuck!!!""

- pokecapn, Let's Play Sonic 2006, Part 10

""This. Is. Junk. You people out there hear me? J-U-N-K-JUNK... JUNK. Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk. (later) Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...Junk...J- No- It's- This game is junk because it is rubbish and it has economic negative value in that you would pay a person to take it away. Because it's Junk.""

- medibot, Let's Play Sonic 2006, Part 43

"Now Loading"

- A phrase you'll be seeing over 10% of the entire game

""You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you Aquatic Base, fuck you Shadow, fuck you Silver, fuck you laser fence, fuck you Elise, FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK THIS GAME!""

- TheHelldragon, Hellfire Commentaries, Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)

"...WHAT?! You're fucking jo--please tell me you're joking on that, please tell me, tell me he, I, just, ....e-e-excuse me for ten seconds please... (Leaves his mic) WHAT THE FUCK?! GRAAAAAAHH! -thud- -thud- -thud-"

- FTA, Hellfire Commentaries (again), absolutely losing it upon being confronted with the stupidity of the Soleanna Guards

"SUPER MACHINE GUN TABLE ATTACK!!!"

- Solaris Paradox, Brain Scratch Commentaries, just before effortlessly pounding the snot out of Sonic with furniture.

""IT'S NO USE! TAKE THIS!""

- Silver