DM of the Rings

"Lord of the Rings is more or less the foundation of modern D&D. The latter rose from the former, although the two are now so estranged that to reunite them would be an act of savage madness. Imagine a gaggle of modern hack-n-slash roleplayers who had somehow never been exposed to the original Tolkien mythos, and then imagine taking those players and trying to introduce them to Tolkien via a D&D campaign."

- The Blurb for the first strip

According to this comic, The Lord of the Rings wouldn't make a good Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

Think about it. Loads of Backstory, few battles, limited treasure (even if you aren't expecting a Monty Haul campaign), and lots and lots of talking (since many events are told to others after the fact).

This would make for a frustrating game. But it makes a great comic.

DM of the Rings uses screen captures of the films and places them in the format of a comic book. The comic never shows the faces of the players (although the short-lived original follow up, Chainmail Bikini did). Instead, we see shots of the films as actions the players are taking.

The comic doesn't really satirize The Lord of the Rings as much as it makes fun of the the way roleplaying sessions tend to go, especially the struggle between the Game Master and players. It's been described as an overall example of how not to conduct a campaign in general.

Other works by the author include Chainmail Bikini, Stolen Pixels, Spoiler Warning and the column "Experienced Points" at The Escapist.

This comic has inspired a few Follow the Leader comics applying the formula to other works, notably TV Tropes semi-favorite Darths and Droids.

DM of the Rings provides examples of:
"Aragorn: Yeah, let's speed this up. (kills the Mouth of Sauron)
 * Aggressive Negotiations: The unnamed DM becomes rather upset at the heroes for

DM: What? You attack him? During parlay? What is wrong with you guys? This is the third time you've killed someone during negotiations!

Legolas: And yet they keep falling for it! It's hilarious!

DM: You're supposed to be a king! Can't you at least pretend to be one for a few seconds?

Aragorn: If I hadn't shot him Legolas would have.

Legolas: He's right, too. I was just about to announce my attack."

"Theoden: Aragorn, we are in no position to turn away friends, no matter how disturbingly attractive you find them."
 * All There in the Manual: The DM has most of the important story points in notes he wants the players to read, but of course they refuse.
 * Anything That Moves: Sometimes, Aragorn's tendency to mistake elves for women is taken as this.

""My own suggestion for the 4.0 edition rules: Anyone who quotes Holy Grail during a session should be made to eat their own character sheet.""
 * Be Careful What You Wish For: Aragorn wants to sleep with Eowyn. So the DM lets him... and then tells him to make a fortitude saving throw vs disease.
 * Canon Sue: In-universe, that's how the players view Gandalf.
 * Cliche Storm: In Universe. Even the tropes that weren't made by the books become RPG clichés in the hands of the DM.
 * Critical Failure
 * When they first meet the riders of Rohan, Gimli rolls a 1 on diplomacy and addresses them with "tell me your name, horse f--" "GIMLI!". What makes it even funnier is that Gimli's player said that on his own accord. He was role-playing his own critical failure.
 * Then there's the time Aragorn rolls a 1 on falling off a Warg, even though he was trying to. Although that was just the DM trying to kill him off after he was particularly annoying.
 * Also when Legolas tries to shoot Saruman.
 * Cutscene: This is basically how the DM wanted to run the game, and actually did it in a couple scenes, like when Gandalf freed Theoden.
 * Cutting the Knot: The players come up with increasingly ludicrous (and hilarious) ways to do this to the entrance of the Mines Of Moria rather than come up with the password (which the DM ends up screaming at them in frustration).
 * Deadpan Snarker: Everyone.
 * Deep Immersion Gaming
 * Did Not Do the Research: The dungeon master is convinced that corsairs means sailing ship when it actually means pirate or privateer --- here.
 * Discredited Meme: In Universe, here.

"Frodo: Oh no. Who let The Roleplayer into the group?"
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: Legolas gets this a lot from Aragorn... make that everyone.
 * Even Nerds Have Standards
 * Face Palm: Frodo here.

"''Remember, nothing will spice up your campaign quicker than long descriptions of NPCs doing spectacular stuff while the players sit around and watch.
 * Faux to Guide: A lot of the blurbs present bad roleplaying as the proper thing to do.

The best way to keep players on the railroads is to place large obvious landmines on either side of the tracks.''"

"Gimli: You don't have a backpack. What you have there is an invisible leather TARDIS."
 * Follow the Leader: Darths and Droids, Benders and Brawlers, One Piece Grand Line 3 Point 5.
 * Game Breaker: Gandalf. So much so, the first idea the party has when first meeting the Balrog is leave him behind to fight it alone. And he survives!
 * Genre Savvy: Well... kind of the whole point really. For extra comedy, the characters get occasional Wrong Genre Savvy moments.
 * GMPC: Gandalf
 * Hyperspace Arsenal: Aragorn's Backpack.

"Aragorn: Good one, Gimli. Nice to get a fair ruling once in a while.
 * Hypocritical Humor: When Gimli invokes Loophole Abuse so the players can perform a Fastball Special...

Gimli: Fair? Ha! Back when I was a DM I never would have let my players get away with something like this."

"Gimli: Because our little halfling buddies are in here somewhere, and I know they had some good stuff.
 * I Die Free: Boromir, because Frank refuses to roll a new character on the grounds that he's finally not being railroaded any more.
 * If You Die I Call Your Stuff: Discussed when Gimli is searching the dead orcs for loot. Author's comment for the same strip provides one of the page's quotes, even.

Legolas: Dibs on their cloaks!"

"(beat)
 * Imagine Spot
 * Legolas killing the Mumak is presented entirely as a player suggestion for fighting, which is immediately shot down.

Aragorn: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"Legolas: Side? Man, I'll follow whoever can score us some loot and a fair fight."
 * This bit is Gimli's player's suggestion of how to make Gandalf much, much cooler.
 * It Was a Dark And Stormy Night: The beginning, lampshaded.
 * Munchkin: Legolas

"Gimli: Greetings, wise King Theogan. I am Gimli and these are my companions Aragorn and Legolas.
 * My Friends and Zoidberg: Gimli's introduction of the party to Theoden has this. This is as much because Gimli just doesn't care enough to remember Gandalf (as he is an NPC).

DM: And Gandalf.

Gimli: Right. And Gandalf."

"Gimli: My name is Gimli, son of Groin."
 * My Name Is Not Durwood: Players keep screwing up the names.

""He should have been named Leggo of my ass, because you're going to be saying that a lot.""
 * Done on purpose when they first meet Legolass.. Leggo of my ass... Legolas.

"Aragorn: Hail to the king, baby! Aragorn, son of Anduril, is back!
 * And then getting the names right, but referring to them wrong.

DM: Anduril is the name of your sword, dumbass."

"DM: The walls crack open, and thousands of skulls are released!
 * Frodo would like to remind you that his name is not Dave.
 * Mythology Gag: The DM asks why Aragorn isn't using Anduril (the reforged sword of his ancestor). Aragorn asks when he got that and the DM realizes he forgot to give it to him at Rivendell leading to a hasty visit from Elrond at the Rohirrim camp. This is a reference to the differences between the books where Aragorn got Anduril at Rivendell and the movie where they had to have Elrond visit him at the camp.
 * The "parley" with Saruman can also be seen as this, seeing as in the books Saruman doesn't die until the very end of the story.
 * Nothing but Skulls: Skewered a scene from the movie showing the Paths of the Dead.

Legolas: Oh Crap.

DM: They tumble down from above, forming a great avalanche of death. The horrid sight is-

Aragorn: Skulls? Like, only skulls?

DM: Yeah.

Aragorn: But that makes no sense! [...]

Gimli: I'll bet this was a robust culture. Imagine their funerals... "Oops, Granny's dead, let's lop off her head and chuck it into the big bin to be dropped on adventurers."[...]

DM: The skulls continue to pour in, filling the room and threatening to crush your nitpicking, over-analyzing characters.

Aragorn: No problem, I'll just roll my saving throw vs. ridiculous contrivances."

"Legolas: How's the looting going?
 * Off the Rails: Brutally defied by the DM most of the time, save for when the players get the drop on him. Like when
 * Our Dwarves Are All the Same: Spoofed here.
 * Perpetual Poverty: The party is really unlucky when it comes to looting. And really frustrated about it.

Gimli: I've searched all the bodies, and we got just enough gold to buy an ale.

(beat)

Legolas: You mean one for each of--

Gimli: To share."

"Legolas: Oh no. It looks like we've entered a non-interactive cutscene.
 * Precision F Strike: The "Horsefucker" joke, as done here.
 * Radial Ass Kicking: The tactical... originality of this maneuver in Real Life is lampshaded.
 * Railroading: A really blatant case.
 * One of the most obvious examples. The DM clearly has a big conversation planned between Gandalf and Wormtongue. After Wormtongue's first line, Gimli's player steps forward, interrupts Gandalf's response, and introduces the party. The DM repeats Wormtongue's line and continues with Gandalf's response as if that simply didn't happen.

Aragon: Entered? We've been in one since Rivendell."

"Aragorn: Know what I'm thinking?
 * Gimli resists one attempt by metagaming.
 * The Real Man: Aragorn
 * Rocks Fall Everyone Dies: Used as the punchline here.
 * The Roleplayer: Gimli
 * Running Gag: Lots.
 * Aragorn pretending male elves are chicks.
 * Legolas' name and gender.
 * "I hate this campaign!"
 * The lack of brothels in all the towns. Also, the fact that they all suck.
 * The DM rambling on while the players talk amongst themselves.
 * Rules Lawyer: Happens a lot. The DM will do it to keep everyone buckled up in the campaign and the players to either annoy the DM (such as an instance Gimli argued against disturbing the army of the dead because it was against his and Legolas's in-character morals), or to cheat like a bandit (such as Aragorn convincing the DM that they took their horses through the caves, onto a boat and throughout Gondor, despite never using or riding them the entire way from there to Gondor).
 * Schrodingers Gun: Here, when the dice fall in an unfortunate spot.
 * Screw This I'm Outta Here: The game has eight players at one point, and by the end only three remain.
 * The comic was originally supposed to end with all but one player leaving the campaign, so he then goes off to play Mechwarrior.
 * Even Aragorn almost does this at the very end, before he learns of his Awesome Moment of Crowning.
 * Players Gone:
 * The hobbits eventually return late in the game, but this time, they are NPCs.
 * Screw You Elves: After a long rant about how the elves' town sucks in this comic, the following

Boromir: Only you can promote forest fires?

Aragorn: Exactly."

""Whoever wrote this story has no imagination at all!""
 * Seinfeld Is Unfunny: In regards to The Lord of the Rings influencing D & D, as Aragorn comments that the party has been fighting nothing but orcs (also, the blind pond squid being called Watcher):

"Frodo: Please, please don't say we meet in a tavern.
 * Shaggy Dog Story: After everything the players have gone through, nothing they do in the end matters and the story is determined by Frodo (who at that point is an NPC) succeeding at a will save. Aragorn and Gimli are not amused, but Legolas think it's hardcore.
 * Shout Out
 * Monty Python on various occasions.
 * To The Princess Bride here.
 * Mario here.
 * Doctor Who.
 * A movie tie-in one to Pirates of the Caribbean here.
 * Starcraft here
 * Star Wars here. Legolas pointed it out.
 * A brief one to Spock.
 * One of the strips is titled "Disorder of the Stick".
 * Speechbubbles Interruption: Happens almost everytime to the DM when he attempts to tell the story, and it all starts in the First panel of the comic.
 * Stupid Sexy Flanders: Aragorn thinks all elf chicks are hot. Even when he knows they're male.
 * Take Your Time: Three days after the armies left Minas Tirith for Mordor, the DM reminds Aragorn that he forgot to heal Eowyn and the hobbits that were wounded in the previous battle. So, instead of leaving them to their fate, he decides to go all the way back, heal them and come back, leaving the army waiting on the road for six in-game days without any consequences.
 * Talking Is a Free Action
 * Brutally subverted by Legolas, who manages to kill Wormtongue and Saruman while the latter was trying to make a speech.
 * Played straight here.
 * This Is Sparta
 * Done with a rather deadpan sense of hatred here.
 * And here.
 * Trope Maker: The "movie as an RPG" comic.
 * The Reason You Suck Speech: Strip LXXXIII. Is also a Crowning Moment of Awesome for Gimli and elicits an Oh Crap from Legolas.
 * Traveling At the Speed of Plot: Lampshaded.
 * Unusual Euphemism
 * "Conan's Codpiece!"
 * Don't forget his "well-oiled nipples."
 * You All Meet in An Inn: One of the major divergences from the book is that this campaign starts out at the Prancing Pony.

DM: In a tavern called the Prancing Pony, an age-old meeting place...

Frodo: Arg!"


 * Your Princess Is in Another Castle: Done here when the players mistake Sauron for Saruman.