Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep/Funny

"Ven: "Somebody tell me how I got so SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!""
 * When you get to Castle of Dreams in Ven's story,
 * Much to Ven's annoyance.

"Zack: "Hey, how about one date?"
 * Pretty much any scene involving Zack.

Aqua: "Oh! You mean?... No.""

"Ven (to Hercules): I'll come back when you're a hero.
 * Also, this:

Zack: Don't you mean when we'll both be heroes?

Ven: So you mean never come back?"

"Stitch: *indecipherable gibberish*
 * "He said I should bring two grownups with me..."
 * Even funnier in the Japanese version, where Ven says he was told to bring his parents.
 * In Deep Space:

Gantu: "I'm just big boned!""

"Terra: "Oy, sometimes you are such a girl."
 * Braig seems to be composed entirely of these.
 * Another one from early on:

Aqua: "Hey, what do you mean, 'sometimes'?""

"Ven: "All right! What did you mean about "
 * Vanitas's awesomeness rating just went up a notch.

Vanitas: "Exactly what I said, idiot.""

"Isa: From where I stood, the only thing you drew was a big "L" on your forehead for 'Loser', 'Lame', 'Laughable'..."
 * Phil messing up his numbers yet again ("I got two words for ya: Student. Teacher. Ratio."), followed by Ventus confusedly counting off the words on his fingers, just like the audience is probably doing.
 * Goofy does the same thing in KH 1 and 2, during similar scenes.
 * Doubles as a Shout Out to the original movie.
 * The Break Time deck command. It involves you timing button pressing to heal continuously, but the Funny Moment is what the trio does for it. Breakdancing, baton-twirling, and vertical push-ups.
 * In Ven's story, Isa berating Lea after his fight with Ven. It's mainly the way he says it!

"Anastasia: She's probably here to rob us!"
 * Lea and Isa's scene, period.
 * You can invoke one if you beat someone in silly ways. For example; beating That One Boss when you get them to charge into mines.
 * Putting the various bosses of each storyline to sleep in a notable aversion of Useless Useful Spells.
 * Somewhere in the world, where humor lies extinct, one cat will supply moments of funny with his existence alone. That cat... is Captain Justice. "And that's 'justice' with a J."
 * This is probably more Refuge in Audacity, but did anyone else get that feeling of "Wow, did I really just do that?" on Ventus's story in Birth by Sleep when you beat the crap out of the Seven Dwarves?
 * You are not the only one. It's awful... and kinda funny at the same time.
 * Ven's look when Peter Pan says that gold and doubloons are worthless.
 * In Aqua's part of the story at Castle of Dreamms