Sorting Algorithm of Mortality/WMG/Literature

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James Bond
Someday there'll be that one bullet, knife, poison dart, or killer shoe that gets him......


 * 1) Row 1: Age: Single Adult. There was his ten-second marriage in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, but yeah. 3.
 * 2) Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Definitely straight. That bit with him emerging from the sea in Casino Royale does not count. 3.
 * 3) Row 3: Love Interests by Genre: Temporary. Bond Girls and everything......4.
 * 4) Row 4: Role: The Hero. 1.
 * 5) Row 5: Race: Caucasian, obviously. 1.
 * 6) Row 6: Aesthetics: Fashionably Scarred. There's one on his face and another on his hand, but neither prevent all them Bond Girls from wanting to get into his pants...2.
 * 7) Row 7: Personality: Tough one. He's a mix between The Captain and a Crazy Survivalist. Average: 4.
 * 8) Row 8: Flaws: None of them really. 1 I guess....
 * 9) Row 9: Virtues: Smart and Genre Savvy at times. 3.
 * 10) Row 10: Species: Human. 3.
 * 11) Row 11: Occupation: Adventurer is the closest. 2.
 * Total divided by rows: 27/11 = 2.45. He'll live for now.

Stationery Voyagers

 * Rhodney Antilles
 * Age: Single adult (Single, until he meets Melanie anyway.)- 3
 * Orientation: Quite straight, but avoids relationships until he meets Melanie. - 1.5
 * Love interest by genre: It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
 * Role: The Lancer - 1.
 * Racial culture: Pretty close to white, with the Statonian government being slightly Mormon-esque. - 1
 * Aesthetics: Hard to tell, really. His simvatar (Interpreter-projected human simulation avatar) reveals that he'd be more or less a JC Penny model. - 1
 * Personality: Probably closest to being a Jerk with a Heart of Gold, but the jerk part would be more an Informed Flaw than anything else. - 2
 * Virtue: Pragmatic. - 4
 * Species: Up-Pen. - 3
 * Occupation: Diplomat-explorer. Pretty close at times to an Adventurer Archeologist. So a 2.
 * Total divided by rows: 21.5/10 = 2.15. No sense killing him off until he's had more Character Development.


 * Laura Herrante
 * Age: Single adult. - 3
 * Orientation: Celibate, per requirements to stay functionally immortal. - 1
 * Love interest by genre: It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
 * Role: The Lancer - 3.
 * Race: White. - 1
 * Aesthetics: Hollywood Homely. - 3
 * Personality: Closest to a Crazy Survivalist. - 4
 * Virtue: Action Girl. - 2
 * Flaws: Hates being unable to consummate love with a man. - 4
 * Species: Human. - 3
 * Occupation: Adventure Archeologist. - 2.
 * Total divided by rows: 28/11 = 2.54.
 * Did I mention she wears red?. Good thing she can heal instantly reincarnate from mud in a perfect-but-nude re-creation of her recently-deceased body.


 * Sylvia Martius
 * Age: Child - 1
 * Orientation: Straight - 2
 * Love interest by genre: It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
 * Role: Littlest Cancer Patient - 1.
 * Racial culture: Highly Caucasian, of the Eastern European flavor. - 1
 * Aesthetics: A 12-year-old albino. - 1
 * Personality: Friend to All Living Things. - 1
 * Virtue: The Pollyanna. - 1
 * Species: Mosquatlon (Vampire). - 3
 * Occupation: Closest to an Innocent Bystander. So a 3.
 * Total divided by rows: 14/10 = 1.4. Sun allergy aside, she's not dying any time soon.


 * Viola Hunt
 * Age: Single adult (Single, until she meets Oceanoe anyway.)- 3
 * Orientation: Straight. - 1.5
 * Love interest by genre: It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
 * Role: Sixth Ranger - 3.
 * Racial culture: Ghetto black-esque. - 5
 * Aesthetics: Hard to tell, but her simvatar reveals a hot black chick who's pretty much JC Penny model material. - 1
 * Personality: Abrasive. - About a 4.5
 * Virtue: Action Girl. - 2
 * Species: Gel Pen. - 3
 * Occupation: Diplomat-explorer. - 2
 * Total divided by rows: 26/10 = 2.6. She'll live for now.


 * Esmeralda Starr
 * Age: Single adult - 3
 * Orientation: Straight. Chaste more because of circumstance than by choice. - 2
 * Love interest by genre: It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
 * Role: The Chick - 2.
 * Racial culture: White. - 1
 * Aesthetics: She's green. Her simvatar reveals that she'd be make a great Green-Skinned Space Babe. - 2
 * Personality: None of the above descriptions necessarily apply, but she is usually good-natured. - 1
 * Species: Metallic Gel Pen. - 3
 * Occupation: Diplomat-explorer - 2.
 * Total divided by rows: 17/9 = 1.89. It has yet to be decided, but there are good odds she survived that building falling on top of her. With a Deadness Likelihood Score of 1.875, she could return at any time if necessary.

A Song of Ice and Fire
Danaerys
 * Age: Protagonist teens; 2
 * Sexual Orientation: Straight; 3
 * Role: The Hero; 1
 * Race: White; 1
 * Aesthetics: Hottest thing alive, 1
 * Personality: The Captain; 2
 * Virtues: Action Girl; 2
 * Final Score: 1.714. Maybe anyone can die, but Dany's sticking around for a while.

Now let's see a character most fans want to see very dead:

Ramsay Bolton
 * Age: single adult, though technically married: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: technically straight, 3
 * Role: Complete Monster, 5
 * Race: White, 1
 * Aesthetics: not an attractive guy. 5.
 * Personality: sadist. 4.
 * Flaws: Have I mentioned that he's a sadist? Also, too many others to count. 5
 * "Virtues": He's pretty pragmatic at torture. 5.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Villain by default, 5
 * Final score: 39/10=3.9 - hope for the best

And everyone's favorite Affably Evil Littlefinger:
 * Age: single adult, 3
 * Sexual Orientation: straight, 3
 * Role: villain AND Obi-Wan, 5
 * Race: White, 1
 * Aesthetics: Average, 3
 * Personality: Magnificent Bastard, Manipulative Bastard, 4
 * Flaws: Megalomania, inferiority complex, greed. 5.
 * "Virtues": Smart, savvy, 3
 * Species: Human, 3
 * Occupation: Mentor and villain, 5
 * Final score: 35/10 = 3.5 - better chances than Ramsay Snow, but still has to be careful.


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