Only Revolutions

""Yes, maybe it's time to move on. Spare some our hurt before the World retakes what we always elude when we run.""

Go, get a blender.

''Got one? Good.''

Now, add in liberal amounts of poetry, a few freeform jazz riffs, plenty of wordplay, two hundred years of American history, more than a pinch of adolescence, a dash of teenage angst, some love, a spoonful of sex, a dollop of confusion, a can of rage, three teaspoons of yearning and a book's worth of sheer beauty.

Turn the blender on...

You have either created Only Revolutions or a jumble of abstract concepts in a blender.

Only Revolutions (2006) by Mark Z. Danielewski, of House of Leaves fame, follows two parallel narratives spun by sixteen year olds Sam and Hailey. Immortal, they go on a roadtrip across America spanning two hundred years filled with adventure, romance and heartbreaking moments. That is, if you can understand it.


 * Arc Words: A few, including variants of "allways sixteen", "everyone loves the dream, but I kill it" and "boooooooomblastandruin".
 * Chekhov's Gun:.
 * Double Sided Book: A tricky palindrome of a novel, you can start it from either cover.
 * Eyes of Gold: Hailey has this, with flecks of green. Sam has the opposite, green with flecks of gold.
 * Immortal Immaturity: They are, after all, "allways sixteen".
 * Mind Screw: As with all Mark Z. Danielewski works. However, this one is more complex in the way the prose is written and less the plot.
 * Narrative Poem: Quasi-example. It reads similar to a poem, but it has no meter or joining characteristic, making it fit in the blurry area between a typical novel and a narrative poem.
 * Painting the Fourth Wall: Haven't you noticed? The letter "o" and certain words are always typed in green or gold. Also, and all instances of the word creep are always in purple.
 * Post Modernism: Definitely.
 * Title Drop: Near the end of both sides of the book.
 * Unconventional Formatting: It's a Mark Z. Danielewski novel, what did you expect?
 * Unreliable Narrator: Both of them. The same story is woven, but Sam and Hailey's accounts differ, often showing themselves in a sympathetic light.
 * Unstoppable Rage: Sam and Hailey both have this.