Street Fighter (film)/Funny

From the film
"Zangief: (as earnest as a small child) Quickly, this way!"
 * Zangief: "You got... PAID?"
 * "Quick! Change the channel!"
 * It's the very slow Double Take that causes the laughs, though.
 * Also from Zangief: After Bison's narm-filled speech about the new world he's going to build, Zangief tearily says "That was beautiful". Dee-Jay then gives him a look that clearly shows how stupid he thinks his comrade is.
 * Zangief's delivery as he holds open the only exit from Bison's exploding base:

"Dee Jay: (excitedly) That's GREAT news, General! Congratulations!
 * On learning that Guile is "dead."

Bison: On the contrary, I mourn.

Dee Jay: (not even remotely interested) Okay..."

"Ken: I'm sorry I got you into this.
 * This exchange:

Ryu: I'm sorry I listened."

"Dee Jay: Oh, mon, I should have stayed at Microsoft!"
 * When Dee Jay attempts to escape from Shadaloo with a chest full of money and almost gets spotted:


 * Earlier, when the AN begins storming Bison's fortress, the General starts giving a speech to Dee Jay about facing defeat together. Dee Jay, standing behind him, gives a look that clearly states "Bitch say what?" before quickly sneaking away while Bison keeps talking. It really has to be seen for the full effect.
 * What makes it even better is that at some point during this, there's a gunshot and a scream somewhere behind them; Dee Jay casually looks in that direction, and then decides to get the hell out of there.