Devil Survivor 2/Funny

Day 1
"Joe: "What are you doing up there Daichi?"
 * After Joe suddenly comes into the scene and drags Daichi away by his scarf, Daichi gets angry at him. The first thing Joe asks (while smiling) is, "Hey, you mad?"
 * After Daichi's supposed Heroic Sacrifice in the first day everyone is mourning him. Then you hear him cry for help. Everyone looks up and sees him dangling from the overpass.

Daichi: "I jumped out of the truck at the last second you idiot!""

Day 2

 * After the group watches Keita's death clip, they sadly don't know where the place of his death is. By following Joe, he relaxes and enjoys the tourist spots. Then an angry woman comes out of nowhere and corrects him about his mispronounciations (it's Biliken, not Miliken!) before walking off. The next time at a different location, he's liking the idea of eating some noodles to rest and says that the people of Osaka call it "ketsune" udon which refers to tenkasu udon, and "tanuki" is the udon with aburaage. Then the same irate woman overhears his wrong facts and corrects him once more, accussing him of spreading misinformation (Osaka's "kitsune" is aburaage UDON, "tanuki" is aburaage SOBA, and nobody calls it "ketsune"!).
 * On Monday before you meet Hinako, you and Daichi see her tear the guy who tried to sell Daichi a drink for 3,000 yen a new one, aggressively haggling it down to 100 yen, commenting how Osakans need to look out for each other. The merchant protests it's too low, but she puts down a 100 yen coin and makes her exit.
 * After defeating Merak at the end of Monday, Daichi comments that it's finally time for him to go back home and get some rest in his bed. Joe asks him if the bed is for two. Daichi runs away creeped out... but Joe gives chase and drags him by his scarf off-screen.

Day 4
"Joe: Girls are so well-endowed these days!"
 * During the physical examinations, you can choose to go to the men's area instead of the girls'. Choosing the latter will prompt you to be The Peeping Tom with Daichi and Joe while they try to witness the World of Buxom from the shadows.

"Makoto: ...How about you? Did you see anything?
 * If you didn't join in on their peeping sessions, later while they (mostly Daichi) are trying to conceal their crimes from Makoto, you can help. Or not.

> Yes.

> No.

> The evil walks among us."


 * During Wednesday, a teleporter device of JP's appears to have Gone Horribly Wrong when sending you from Tokyo to Osaka, and the hero will, after falling from the ceiling, wind up with Makoto's ass on his face and Otome's ass on his crotch. The funny part is that you can let both of them know how much you're enjoying it.
 * And, as a followup, you find out Fumi was worried those using the machine would lose an arm in transport, and when she realizes your hero was one of the people involved, she implies he might have lost more than an arm.

Day 5
"Hinako: "Do you really want me to act sexier than I already am? It might get hairy...""
 * On Thursday you're tasked with finding a way to stopping Alioth which involves resurrecting Shiva and Kama. Long story short, you need to go around asking your female teammates to either dance for you or act sexy. All of their responses are worth a chuckle or two. Asking the already Stripperiffic Hinako to act sexy results in this:

"Airi: "I'm so MAD at you, you stupid Kama! I'm not going to let you go, no matter what! You were the one talking about sexiness and belly buttons! I worked really hard! And now you say you won't shoot an arrow!? I'll never let you live that down! Your ass is mine! Hiro, Fumi, and you, stupid Daichi! If Kama leaves, I'll kill you!""
 * The game itself warns that: Hinako is right... Asking her to act sexy could be very dangerous...
 * The sequence for summoning Kama is one long CMOF. First, Fumi appears to have achieved Epic Fail as the music gets quiet and a soda can rolls along in the wind. Then, when Airi is asked to act sexy, she seems to also achieve Epic Fail as another soda can rolls by. Eventually Fumi decides to add to the sexy factor and the Hero and Daichi can all but wolf whistle for this to happen, pissing Airi off, so she almost rips off her top to amp the Fan Service, causing Daichi to have an Oh Crap moment, but this actually works, though she doesn't finish doing this before Kama shows up.
 * And, the funniest part is that is he didn't show up for the Fan Service, but because she has a cute bellybutton.
 * But it doesn't stop there. Once Kama realizes you want him to shoot an arrow at Shiva, he's tells your team Screw This I'm Outta Here, which prompts Fumi to tell everyone that since they can't afford to let him go they should hold down and hogtie a god. Airi then promptly snaps.

"You tell Airi about the plan.
 * And when it's all over, even after Kama get beaten up by your teammates and their demons, Airi beats the crap out of him again by herself for making her mad.
 * And related is Airi's succinct summation of how Hinako is going to dance.

Airi: "That slut!""

"Hiro: "Let's see where she's going.""
 * One more gem, from the MC as Daichi worries about what will happen if a minor takes her top off.

"Airi Ban's Fate Journal
 * The game just won't let up that you chose the youngest girl to act sexy.

Thursday: Used her feminine(?) whiles to lure Kama."

"Kama: (Sees everyone backing away) Huh!? Wait, you said you'd protect me!
 * Kama's worries won't just stop there. After being taken to Alioth's location, he's threatened to shoot the arrow to Shiva, but he's doing it with the condition that Yamato will make Shiva understand why he did it to stay protected. Once he does it, though, Yamato twists his promise, saying that he will protect Japan instead of him. He then proceeds to somehow toss Kama high into the air right in front of Alioth to make sure that Shiva'll shoot them both.

Yamato: Yes, I'll keep my promise. We'll protect Japan, and your memory, once you are gone. (Prepares to send Kama above) ...Goodbye. Take pride in knowing that you can become this nation's foundation.

Kama: (Levitates) YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT MEEEEEEEE!"

Day 6
"Daichi: "So where are we- ohsweatmercyitscold!""
 * If you left a it will try to escape once it's looked at by the characters by jumping down. It seems that it's going to successfully escape, until
 * It's even funnier if your minimizing your turns using New Game Plus demons and end up with four at the end.
 * Also Daichi if you follow Team Tokyo during the Stake event to Mount Fuji.

Day 7

 * On the 7th day, the team has to unseal a demon to deal with the Septentrione of the day. However, the demon,, acts all high and mighty and refuses to cooperate. Fumi's solution? Bash his head in with several laptops.
 * And before the above entry happens, Fumi goes really into detail about what they can do to beat Benetnasch. If you went with Yamato's route, you can clearly see how Keita slowly loses it (with facial expressions) as her long explanation goes on and on. The same happens to Otome if you went with Ronaldo's route.

Unsorted Days and End-Game
"Hinako:(Happy) Yee haw! Come on, cowboy, let's get goin'! (Angry) Aaah! This is no time to be playing around!"
 * During Hinako's Fate route, the Protagonist's responses make her say other stuff, such as her telling him that she knows the salsa dance, which prompts him to ask her if she does the "guacamole". She happily starts telling him how to do said dish before getting frustrated.
 * Or when she comes over in a hurry and he tells her to "Hold your horses".

"Hinako: "I said 'dance'! Not 'lance'!"
 * What's more hilarious is that the Protagonist keeps his smiling Aside Glance during the entire scene.
 * Also when she's talking about danceing you can say that you love horses.

"Joe: Yep. There's a fair bit of alcohol in there. Heheh... I feel bad now. (Happy) But to pass out just from that? What a cheap drunk!
 * A JP member talks to Jungo. But then she realizes he's sleeping while standing up. It doesn't really end there. Jungo seemingly wakes up... but he's sleep-talking, thinking the JP member is a customer at his restaurant and you're his boss. She shortly leaves, but you can decide to play along.
 * And playing along will help increase your Fate Level!
 * During a conversation, Jungo takes an injured cat to Otome. She proposes that they should give it a name, and Jungo names the cat... because it's the easiest name for him to remember. You can accept the name if you want.
 * And if you do, the conversation gets a little weirder than usual. But on the other hand, so do the rest of his Fate conversations.
 * During a rioters' meeting, you learn that they managed to steal food from JP's. While Ronaldo is celebrating, he quickly gets angered once he spots Joe taking the supplies for himself just because he wanted to have some fun with them, already having eaten a tasty chocolate. To make Ronaldo chill out, Joe shoves a piece of chocolate into his mouth and Ronaldo passes out. The chocolate Joe (forcibly) gave to him randomly had alcohol in it, but he's surprised the guy passed out from that.

Ronaldo: (Sleep-talking) Uuuuugh... Joe... I'll remember this...!

Joe: Is he talking in his sleep? Even in his dreams he yells at me!"


 * If you chose Ronaldo's route, you'll be told to search for which will take you to the Nagoya Branch. Ronaldo and Joe are looking for the document that Yamato had with him about the code to release the demon, and Joe so casually hands it over to Ronaldo. For some reason, though, the document is all sticky, and Ronaldo's paranoid that it's a trap set by Yamato.
 * Billiken actually shows up later in the game, rather forcefully stealing macca from other demons, and after some Kick the Dog moments (in which a Pyro Jack and a Jack Frost get killed), it turns rather comedic when he turns to the rest of the demons (a Cait Sith, Legion, and Pazuzu), and all of them immediately turn to flee.
 * Slightly less amusing if you're aiming to crack Holy Dance, since this is likely to be the first battle you'll see it in: unless you abuse the hell out of the various movement skills, Billiken is scripted to go for the Pazuzu that has it first and kill him in one attack.
 * The end of Yamato's Fate route is a bit silly. He gives everyone a somewhat-encouraging speech about what will happen next, and then he rewards them all with a tasty meal... . For some reason, everyone is confused at the meal while a cricket chirps somewhere.
 * Usually, the Hero is uber stoic. However
 * The True Ending has a very CMOA, but then something happens in the middle:
 * The True Ending has a very CMOA, but then something happens in the middle:

Outside storyline

 * Some of the Demon Auction lines from demons selling themselves are pretty amusing:
 * 1-star Dragon Python (Useless Prophecy): My pRophecY iS thAt I wiLL sUuUuuCK!
 * Some of the things said by demons when they are fused/created from the fusion can also be hilarious.
 * Ubelluris: I'm soOOo dIm-wiTTeDddDDDd i pRoBAbly woN't reALiZe I'vE beEn fUSEd!