G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra



""Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did, it'd be comprised of the top men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't.""

- General Hawk

GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra is a 2009 action movie directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy Trilogy and Van Helsing), based on the G.I. Joe franchise by Hasbro. The story follows two soldiers, Duke (Channing Tatum) and Ripcord (Marlon Wayans), part of a squad which gets ambushed while delivering four hi-tech warheads by an enemy deploying radically advanced weapons, vehicles and ground troops. To Duke's surprise, one of the assailants is his ex-girlfriend Ana, now going as "The Baroness" (Sienna Miller). Duke and Ripcord are saved from the attack by an secret elite squad of soldiers called G.I. Joe, who take over the warhead mission.

Duke was already a candidate for joining the team and with his refusal to pass the warhead mission on to someone else, they let the duo join the team. Unfortunately, their enemy is persistent and managed to complete their mission of stealing the warheads, planning to use it against Paris and other major cities. The only lead they have is Duke's familiarity with The Baroness, and tracking down The Mastermind behind this worldwide terrorist organization.

To be followed by a sequel in March 2013, G.I. Joe Retaliation.

Here is the Character Page.

"The Baroness: He gave up. Storm Shadow: He never gives up."
 * The Ace: Scarlett is so used to being one of the best that she takes any failure much harder than anyone else.
 * Ace Pilot: Ripcord, despite supposedly being U.S. Army Special Forces rather than a pilot (Handwaved early on by a mention of him scoring really high in a flight training program, and wanting all along to go into the Air Force). He's even openly referred to as "Ace" once or twice by other characters.
 * Action Girl: Scarlett.
 * Actor Allusion: Arnold Vosloo as Zartan, a Master of Disguise. Also after the attack on the Pit, Zartan strolling off wearing mid-eastern garb could easily be a callback to another of his stand-out roles.
 * All Women Love Shoes: Baroness forces a woman out of an elevator at gunpoint. Then casually compliments her choice of footwear.
 * All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Cobra's siege of the Joes' underground Egypt headquarters, "The Pit".
 * And Knowing Is Half the Battle: Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Sadly lacking a PSA at the end of the credits, though.
 * And, someone FINALLY asks what the other half is.
 * Wasn't it Stuff Blowing Up?
 * 50% knowing, 25% red lasers, 25% blue lasers.
 * As You Wish: Zartan is quite fond of whistling the tune to "Jolly Good Fellow".
 * A-Team Firing: A notable aspect of the original animated TV series, averted utterly here.
 * Author Appeal: Steven Sommers certainly seems to enjoy filming two women beating the stuffing out of each other...
 * Stephen Sommers claimed that the MARS base was set underwater as a homage to his favorite film, Thunderball.
 * Awesome but Impractical: The powered suits in the Paris chase scene. They can't catch up with a vehicle that is weaving through heavy traffic. After the chase, they can't even properly catch up with two people on foot.
 * Backed by the Pentagon: The Army provided an Apache helicopter and extras for the opening fight.
 * Badass: Almost everyone, but especially Zartan, Snake Eyes, and Storm Shadow.
 * Even this troper (who disliked the film) is compelled to acknowledge that Snake Eyes was a badass.
 * Badass Army: The Joes.
 * And all of Cobra.
 * Cobra's Neo-Vipers would be this if they had the numbers (only 26 were made at the time of the movie, though there appear to be more).
 * The "More than 26" part was because the Vipers (normal solders) and the Neo-Vipers look the same (Neo-Vipers have metal color chest armour while Vipers are all black, and in the game blue, like they should be)
 * Badass Biker Babe: Scarlett.
 * It's active camouflage a type of stealth that's being researched right now. Nothing that can be mass produced yet, but possible in "the near future".
 * Badass in a Nice Suit: Storm Shadow is probably the best-dressed person in the film. McCullen deserves notice, too, as his suit is fan-TAS-tic.
 * Badass Longcoat: Snake Eyes has one, Storm Shadow has one, and the Baroness wears one in Paris.
 * Badass Normal: Snake-Eyes in particular (Storm Shadow is his Cobra counterpart), specifically when dealing with the Neo-Vipers. In the Paris chase he manages to do a lot more to try and stop Storm Shadow and Ana than his teammates in Powered Armor. All without having anything special besides a gun and his sword.
 * The Baroness: Guess who?
 * Batman Gambit: McCullen's master plan is actually a pretty good one, to create global fear of terrorism so the entire world will seek unifying leadership from the most powerful man on the planet. Duke wrongly assumes that McCullen delusionally thinks he's that man. Nope, it's
 * Cobra Commander's was even better,
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Averted, momentarily. Scarlet takes a metal pan to the face, and it actually bruises her and leaves scratches, for one scene only. Next we see her, it's like she's had weeks of recovery, or very heavy makeup for a girl who has no interest in physical attraction.
 * Averted again later after the train crash. The Baroness and Storm Shadow both have head wounds, and seem dazed. They are fully healed by the time they get back to their base, but they might have had high-tech first aid kits in their vehicle.
 * Big Damn Heroes: More than once.
 * Black Best Friend: Ripcord to Duke.
 * Bloodless Carnage: Despite a body count the size of a small town you can count on one hand how many times you see blood in this movie. Maybe everyone in the Joeverse bleeds an invisible liquid mixture of Rule of Cool+Awesomeness.
 * Breast Plate: Scarlett, who seems to have one several times larger than her actual cup size.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy: Zartan, for his part, is Genre Savvy enough to casually smash his control chip just before implantation.
 * Break the Haughty: Apparently what happened in Storm Shadow's backstory, what with his being surpassed by some random street-kid and their teacher being a wonderful example of a "Well Done, Son" Guy.
 * This is well in accordance with several previous versions of their backstory, though the Old Master is sometimes Stormy's uncle.
 * The Cameo: Brendan Fraser (of The Mummy Trilogy) plays Sgt. Stone in a brief scene involving a spar between Duke and Snake-Eyes.
 * Captain Obvious: "Damn, that ninja's fast."
 * Car Fu: That Hummer2 is deadly.
 * Chameleon Camouflage: The Joe's stealth suit.
 * Chekhov's Boomerang:
 * Chekhov's Gunman:.
 * Chickification: Baroness, a strong female villain, is reduced to being nothing more than a love interest who is bandied about between Destro, her husband, and Duke. Not to mention the BS that is . Scarlett survives more-or-less intact, but Cover Girl (ex-model turned tank driver turned spy) gets reduced to being Hawk's assistant and killed without being given a chance to defend herself. (In CG's case, it's explained in the prequel novel that she had been critically injured on a mission and was no longer physically capable of being a field operative.)
 * Baroness was actually brainwashed at first in one continuity (at least); it just so happens when it wore off nobody noticed because she liked Destro enough to stay.
 * Cool Boat: Cobra...
 * Cool Plane: ...has some very nice toys.
 * Cool Shades: The Baroness never forgets hers...even after a train collision.
 * She also wears them at night, but that can be justified by their high-tech use.
 * Media Research Failure: There are still people that saw this film wondering who "G.I. Joe" was.
 * Creator Cameo: Larry Hama as a NATO general.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: The opening shows the U.S. Army stands no chance of winning against M.A.R.S. Cobra and its technology, the bullets from their rifles pinging off mook armor while they're torn apart by "pulse weapons".
 * They can even ignore grenades exploding next to them without breaking their stride, which leads to..
 * Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: Averted big time; heck Scarlet has a 20/20 kill score, and Ripcord 19/20, and Ripcord is considered to only be qualified if his score is averaged with Duke's... Unfortunately M.A.R.S. Cobra are pretty much Immune to Bullets.
 * Cute Mute: L'il Snake Eyes.
 * Cutting the Knot: How Snake Eyes deals with a control panel, as Breaker is trying to tell him how to disable it, then after the fact finishes helplessly with, "...Or you could just stab it."
 * Dark Action Girl: Baroness.
 * Darker and Edgier: The original animated series was known for elements such as A-Team Firing, as the members of the Joes were shown to be fair fighters who never killed anyone. Scarlet's body count alone (including several Hydra soldiers taking crossbows in the eyes) is enough to demonstrate the darker and edgier direction of the live-action film. (Though it should be noted the animated and comic book franchise had already moved in this direction prior to this film.)
 * Dark Is Not Evil/Light Is Not Good: Storm Shadow is the ninja in white, and a Cobra-aligned terrorist; the silent black ninja is a Joe and a damn good one.
 * Although Storm Shadow also is shown to be one of the few on the side of Cobra with a moral code (he doesn't kill women or children and is angry when Zartan does so).
 * Dating Catwoman: Duke and the Baroness.
 * Dead Little Brother: The Baroness' Start of Darkness motivation.
 * Death by Looking Up: Twice in the opening battle to Scarlett's arrows.
 * Deceptive Disciple/Green-Eyed Monster: Storm Shadow, annoyed that his position as his master's best student got usurped by a street urchin who came in to steal food. May turn out to be subverted, if the sequel follows the novel.
 * Designated Girl Fight: A rather brutal example involving Baroness, Scarlett, a chain, a screwdriver, and a pan of motor oil. The motor oil is only used to defeat the "invisibility suit" though. Played with in that Scarlett is wearing BDUs instead of, say, her workout clothes, and Baroness hits her in the face with the pan.
 * Dirty Coward: Zartan especially when he knifes Cover Girl in the back.
 * Dogfighting Furballs: Unlike most examples, this one took place under water.
 * Dogged Nice Guy: Ripcord thinks he's this to Scarlett.
 * Dramatic Gun Cock: During the raid on the pit, Duke has the Baroness and Storm Shadow at gunpoint; when the Baroness approaches him, he thumbs back the hammer on his 1911, which means, up to that point, it was incapable of firing.
 * Dual Tonfas: Snake Eyes uses these when fighting Storm Shadow as a child in the backstory.
 * Dull Surprise: Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller.
 * Dyeing for Your Art: Sienna Miller (Baroness) is actually blonde, and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett) is a brunette.
 * Although we do see Miller Pre-Baroness with blonde hair.
 * Elaborate Underground Base: The Pit, and how! Cobra's Underwater Base too.
 * Mr. Fanservice: Byung-Hun Lee as Storm Shadow. Plus some other guys.
 * Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Marine dress blues ... yes please.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Storm Shadow is a ruthless assassin, but refuses to kill women--and is disgusted by Zartan's murder of Cover Girl.
 * Every Car Is a Pinto: There are ample cars blowing up in the Parisian chase scene.
 * Partially justified, in that some of them were blown up by missiles launched from Cobra's modified Hummer (although how they managed to fit those missile racks in the doors is beyond me) and others were shot with the roof-mounted pulse cannon.
 * Evil Sounds Deep: The Doctor's voice is one part crazy snake and two parts Darth Vader, and he even manages to drop it an octave lower.
 * One gets the distinct feeling that he's channeling Orson Welles.
 * Which is odd, considering what he originally sounded like...
 * Eye Scream: Because of their body armor, the best way to kill Viper Commandos (from the opening battle) or Neo-Vipers is through the eye cover of their helmets. Snake-Eyes and Scarlett are particularly proficient at this, but Duke gets one too.
 * Faceless Goons: The Vipers wear full-face masks that cover everything but their eyes. The actually look curiously similar to Salem and Rios.
 * Facial Recognition Software
 * Fake American: The President of the United States is British. If you've played Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, he's particularly eyebrow-raising.
 * The President? That's nothing. Try the Baroness. Which is pretty damn funny, given the character's origins in the comics.
 * Fake-Out Opening: The film begins in 17th century France.
 * Family-Unfriendly Violence: Similar to the live action Transformers films, the film has plenty of it. Case in point, a majority of characters are killed by having their heads shot or blown off. Not graphic of course, but still.
 * Fan Service: The scene with the Joes working out. All of the men are shirtless, and Scarlett is in a sports bra and track pants. Storm Shadow strips off his shirt during his second fight with Snake Eyes.
 * Fatal Family Photo: The Baroness makes Duke promise that he'll take care of brother and not let him get hurt. He is of course killed, and is her Start of Darkness ..
 * Fighting From the Inside:
 * Flash Back: Quite a few, detailing the relationships and origins of basically everyone.
 * Five-Bad Band: A bit more complex than the below, but:
 * The Big Bad: Destro
 * The Dragon: Zartan to Destro.
 * The Evil Genius: The Doctor
 * The Brute: Storm Shadow, full stop.
 * The Dark Chick: The Baroness.
 * Five-Man Band: Simply put (yes, it's six; none fit Sixth Ranger)...
 * The Hero: Duke
 * The Lancer: Ripcord
 * The Big Guy(s): Heavy Duty, Snake Eyes
 * The Smart Guy: Breaker
 * The Chick: Scarlett
 * Flynning: And how!
 * For Science!: The reason turns evil and
 * Cobra Commander even gives "science requires sacrifice" (or words to that effect) as his explanation for his actions.
 * Foreshadowing: Zartan's reading material when he's introduced makes a lot of sense given the ending.
 * Forklift Fu: Ripcord kills a Viper with a forklift.
 * Gainaxing: Scarlett. On a treadmill.
 * Gatling Good: Heavy Duty's weapons and the Delta-6 "Accelerator Suit" powered armors. Heavy Duty describes the Delta's gatlings as gatling sub-machine guns that fire at 50 rounds a second, presumably with an internal magazine with thousands of rounds.
 * Genre Savvy: Destro's ancestor finds out the hard way that the French are not falling for the My Death Is Just the Beginning trap and decide to make an example of him by forcing a red hot metal mask on his face. Unfortunately for them, shoving red-hot metal around his face is clearly going to kill him.
 * Good Hair, Evil Hair: The Baroness was blonde before she turned to evil, now she has black hair.
 * Good-Looking Privates: Gaaah...
 * Grey Goo: The Nanomite warheads (technically Green Goo).
 * Guns Akimbo: Baroness seems fond of this. Although when using ballistic weaponry rather than scifi "pulse pistols" she realistically fires them two-handed.
 * Heel Face Turn: Specifically, a.
 * Healing Factor: A light version is used by the . Works great against cobra venom, but not exploding heads or laser weaponry.
 * What was the Doctor/ going on anyway, that the Joes would be shooting at his troops with snakes or something?
 * Well, say they wanted to invade Australia...
 * Complete immunity to toxins means lack of need of protective equipment in case of chemical or biological warfare. This was also demonstration of regenerative capabilities of Vipers.
 * Heroes Want Redheads: As pointed out quite clearly, Ripcord was attracted to Scarlett.
 * Hero Insurance: Somewhere between this and a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. During the Paris escapade the Joes cause minimal damage compared to the Baroness and Storm Shadow (a few yards of pavement, a train window and a few dozen cars). General Hawk is able to get them freed from the Paris Police but . Of course, to a large degree they were enacting a Godzilla Threshold; stopping them was more important than a few million dollars of property damage.
 * Highly-Visible Ninja: Storm Shadow. Because nobody will ever notice a dude in a blinding white terrycloth ninja outfit...
 * One, he's just that awesome, and two, their base is under a polar ice cap.
 * Rule of Cool, guys.
 * By the time his foes often see him, its too late for them to do anything.
 * A ninja that deadly doesn't need to hide from anyone.
 * Snake Eyes all the way during a mission to Paris. Black-clad hight-tech ninja on the crowded sunny streets?
 * See the majority of the above.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard: More of a "Hoist By Their Own Petard" version;
 * Hologram: A device projects a holographic image of General Hawk.
 * Hollywood Atheist: Scarlet seems to be either an aversion of this or an example since she doesn't believe in anything unquantifiable, including emotions. Equally possible, she's just a smart lady trying to push Ripchord away with a very bad line.
 * Hollywood Healing: Scarlett's face, badly battered by a brutal beating from the Baroness, is magically all better in time for the next big action set-piece.
 * Hot Sub-On-Sub Action: Oh, boy, is there ever. So much so it only have been even a more clear ripoff homage imitation of Return of the Jedi if it had been in space.
 * I Control My Minions Through...: Mind Control, Money and Sadism.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Several examples.
 * Implacable Man: The Neo-Vipers, at least until the Joes figure out how to put them down quicker (really big guns help).
 * Impossibly Cool Weapon: Scarlett's crossbow. It has two bows, one on top of the other, like a double-barreled shotgun. It has four Laser Sights. It has a hi-def camera to allow you to target specific body parts. Its arrows are somehow guided using the camera and onboard computers. The arrows also explode. Tell me that's not awesome!
 * Improbable Aiming Skills: Quite literally as Scarlett's crossbow has the ability to take video of her opponent, and from that image is able to select where she wants the target to be hit, so that no matter what she aims at, it will hit that exact spot on the target. She doesn't even have to aim in the right direction; they're rocket-powered arrows!
 * Improbable Piloting Skills:
 * That's nothing. How about
 * Arguably a subtle case of Fridge Brilliance - it's stated that MARS makes 70% of all of the world's weapons; there'd be at least some similarity in design since it's all coming from the same set of designers, and being built by a company wishing to minimize expenses via parts commonality.
 * Incendiary Exponent: During Cobra's assault on the Joes a random Viper gets set on fire in the background and continues as normal. He dies when he reappears, because they stick a grenade in his neck guard.
 * Interrogating the Dead: Breaker can download images from a dead guy's brain to his palm pilot with the help of a pair of knitting needles.
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja: Ripcord and Duke pull off some pretty awesome stuff in their Alpha 6 Accelerator Suits. Snake-Eyes, pulls off the same and/or more awesome stunts, without them. The audience doesn't question that because he's a goddamn Ninja.
 * Ironic Echo: "This will only hurt a little. What comes next... more so."
 * It's Going Down
 * Just Between You and Me: Lampshaded and partially subverted. While Duke is being taken in for Viper conversion, he tries to grill McCullen on his master plan. McCullen sees through the attempt and indulges him anyway, but leaves the critical detail out to avoid spoiling the surprise.
 * Karmic Transformation:
 * Katanas Are Just Better: That's some sword Snake Eyes has... Subverted later,
 * Kill and Replace: What Zartan plans to do to the president.
 * Large Ham: Well, they certainly got the right guy to play . And Destro.
 * Honorable mention to Snake Eyes, who hams it up without speaking.
 * The Law of Diminishing Defensive Effort: The Cobra gunship demonstrates this.
 * Like Brother and Sister: Scarlett claims she and Snake Eyes are like this, presumably as a way of Ship Sinking for any fans who know about their relationship in other continuities.
 * Mad Scientist: and Dr. Mindbender.
 * Made of Explodium: Most of Paris appears to be.
 * Made of Iron: Storm Shadow is slammed through a wall by Ripcord wearing an Accelerator Suit, which moves at least as fast as a car, and he comes out almost unscathed.
 * The Hummer from the Paris chase scene; it takes a high-speed train to stop it, and even then the body survives for the most part.
 * Master of Disguise: Zartan
 * Meaningful Name: The crazy scientist performing illicit nanobot experiments happens to be named Dr. Mindbender.
 * Merchandise-Driven: The movie is sometimes only one step away from slapping "IN STORES NOW" on the bottom of the screen... which is perfectly in line with much of the G.I. Joe franchise.
 * Mighty Whitey: Anyone else notice that Snake Eyes, who is in the top percentile of his class, happens to be a white former street urchin?
 * Amusingly, Snake Eyes being a white super-ninja comes directly from the comics, which were written by a Japanese-American. Well, at least Storm Shadow was Japanese-American too...
 * Oddly, it seems in the movie version both of the top ninjas aren't Japanese, given that both actors for Storm Shadow are Korean; he even speaks Korean in the movie.
 * And the actor who plays the younger Storm Shadow is Chinese American. So everyone but the Japanese are awesome ninjas. Good to know.
 * Mobstacle Course: The Joes use the Accelerator suits going through traffic chasing after Cobra, causing massive crunches in cars that get in the way and ending with them stopped cold on their backs a couple times.
 * Moe Greene Special: One of the ways to stop a Neo-Viper.
 * Mole in Charge:
 * Money, Dear Boy: Presumably why Christopher Eccleston decided to take part in this film, in addition to just having fun. The latter was also the reason for 's joining--they showed him his gas mask, and he jumped right away at the chance to wear it.
 * Monumental Damage: The Eiffel Tower gets eaten by nanomites and falls on a bridge full of people.
 * Mooks: Naturally Cobra has them, but perhaps the strangest mook is the guard at The Pit who first witnesses the mole tunnelers arrive. He is not only visibly surprised but doesn't sound the alarm, just nervously levels his gun at them. Yep, G.I. Joe, only recruiting the A-list commandos.
 * More Than Mind Control:.
 * Movie Superheroes Wear Black
 * Multinational Team: They're real American International Heroes, G.I. Joe is there!
 * Mythology Gag:
 * General Hawk's "Knowing is half the battle!"
 * Rex calls Duke "a real American hero" (as does Baroness in a commercial).
 * He wasn't born, he's Government Issue.
 * Let us not forget when Ripcord is being treated for injuries en route to the Pit, while hepped up on copious amounts of Morphine, he notes that Heavy Duty has 'lifelike hair' and a 'kung fu grip', both of which harken back to the original 1960s toyline.
 * Scarlett's apparel during the Paris chase matches her original orange-top dark blue-bottom getup, except she's wearing a jacket and jeans as opposed to a leotard and latex leggings.
 * Snake-Eyes suddenly lets go of the Baroness' SUV during the Paris chase:
 * Rex calls Duke "a real American hero" (as does Baroness in a commercial).
 * He wasn't born, he's Government Issue.
 * Let us not forget when Ripcord is being treated for injuries en route to the Pit, while hepped up on copious amounts of Morphine, he notes that Heavy Duty has 'lifelike hair' and a 'kung fu grip', both of which harken back to the original 1960s toyline.
 * Scarlett's apparel during the Paris chase matches her original orange-top dark blue-bottom getup, except she's wearing a jacket and jeans as opposed to a leotard and latex leggings.
 * Snake-Eyes suddenly lets go of the Baroness' SUV during the Paris chase:


 * At one point General Hawk is restricted to a wheelchair.
 * As with Scarlett's "throwback" costuming in the Paris sequence, General Hawk's attire in the "final battle" sequence is a clear nod to his old action figure design (Brown leather jacket, green BDU pants).
 * Breaker taking Duke's last bubblegum. Even though not stated for the movie version, in the comics bubblegum was Breaker's Trademark Favourite Food.
 * The video over the end credits is loaded with logos from various Joe sub-teams as well as classic Joe vehicle stickers.
 * The pin on Mc Cullen's tie was designed to match the vintage Destro's pendant.
 * Snake-Eyes goes through numerous costume variations throughout the movie (the director's commentary points out many that'd be "blink and you miss it" otherwise). Snake-Eyes easily had the most different action figures in G.I. Joe's history.
 * Ninjas: Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, of course. The toyline adds in the Red Fang Ninjas (Caucasian ninja mercenaries) and Kamakura (Snake-Eyes' apprentice).
 * Nanomachines: Generally used for a lot of things such as brainwashing, making better soldiers, brainwashing those better soldiers, and trying to take over the world.
 * AND killing cancer cells; we can't forget that since that's what McCullen says the nanomites were originally used for. Basically, they're the movie series all purpose Applied Phlebotinum. Much like futurists in real life.
 * NGO Superpower: McCullen is able to afford his own personal army and outfit them with technology surpassing every other army on Earth. Given that he basically supplies every other army on Earth, that part at least is sensible.
 * Non-Action Guy: Breaker. Scarlett and Snake Eyes are Storming The Control Room, bullets are flying everywhere, and what does he do? He's standing there calm as you please, fiddling with his Palm Pilot. (It's like he totally knows he has Character Shields or something.)
 * Not Even Bothering with the Accent: The President of the United States has an English accent. Rather troublesome since to be eligible to run for President, you have to be born in the United States.
 * He only has to be a citizen by birth, and to have lived there for 14 years. Nothing about living anywhere else in the meantime.
 * Same with Channing Tatum as Duke. The character's backstory has him being from St. Louis (which would most likely give him a neutral Midwestern accent) but Tatum gives him a very New Orleans-type accent.
 * Offhand Backhand: While infiltrating the Pit, Storm Shadow casually kills a guard standing behind a pillar without looking at him or slowing down.
 * Oh Crap: When Snake Eyes unexpectedly drops out of the Paris car chase, The Baroness gloats "He gave up!" Cue Storm Shadow -- "He never gives up.".
 * One-Scene Wonder: Kevin J. O'Connor as Dr. Mindbender in /The Doctor's Flash Back.
 * One-Way Visor: Snake Eyes
 * Mantis fighter sub pilots.
 * Outrun the Fireball: Inverted somewhat--.
 * Painful Transformation:
 * Paint It Black: The Baroness Ana was a pretty blonde woman and when she turns evil she becomes a sexy dangerous brunette.
 * Persona Non Grata: France does not appreciate it when Paris is torn half to pieces for an unsuccessful car case. French-Moroccan Breaker is devastated, while all the other characters' reactions can be summed up as "Wait, what?"
 * Pin-Pulling Teeth: Heavy Duty, before stuffing the grenade into an armored Cobra agent that's already on fire.
 * Plot Armor: The only possible explanation for the Baroness and Storm Shadow to survive their vehicle being hit by a train and catapulted, spinning 30 feet in the air and back down. While their driver dies they hop right out of the wreck and run a good distance.
 * Point Defenseless: Averted with the Cobra gunship, which shoots down several SAMs going for it.
 * Powered Armor: The aforementioned Accelerator Suits.
 * Power Walk: Near the end. "Damn, we look badass."
 * Pragmatic Adaptation: Cobra Commander was given a new look because of the fact that Sommers thought that giving him a hood (or even a ski mask) would make viewers think KKK member when they saw him. Nor would they justify a form-fitting, featureless steel face-mask, since they wanted.
 * Similarly, GI Joe becoming an international task force was done due to Paramount/Sommer wanting a high overseas box office pull for the film and thinking an all-US team of soldiers would not sell tickets outside North America.
 * Product Placement: Double Bubble, Norton AntiVirus, Cisco Systems, Chrysler, Hummer, Opel...surprisingly not one for Hasbro.
 * That's called the entire movie.
 * Quickly-Demoted Woman: Scarlett seems to be afflicted with a version of this. Despite being a (supposedly) brilliant, highly capable operative and well-respected, long-standing member of G.I. Joe, her role in the film is almost entirely limited to serving to enable new recruit Ripcord's various exploits. And, in fairness, shooting guys in the face with exploding bolts her crossbow.
 * Race Lift: Ripcord is white in the original series. Breaker was a white southerner in the original Marvel comic run. Heavy Duty was still black but from Chicago, not London.
 * Reality Ensues: After The Reveal,
 * Also, both times the Joes
 * Redshirt Army: Unnamed Joes and other support staff don't fare too well during Cobra's attack on The Pit.
 * The Reveal: "The time has come for the Cobra to rise. You will call me... ''"'
 * "It's good to be back everyone!" Then.
 * The Doctor has a lot of these.
 * The Right Hand of Doom: The Gatling gun mentioned above is portable.
 * Sequel Hook:
 * On the DVD Commentary the filmmakers outright admit it, even very briefly mentioning a way to use in the next movie.
 * The comic sequel, Operation HISS, shows that
 * Shared Universe: If Brendan Fraser is to be believed, the character he plays in his cameo is descended from the character he played in The Mummy Trilogy, which was also (two-thirds) directed by Stephen Sommers.
 * The novel even implies that the technology seen in the movie was developed further from what Sector 7 had gained studying Megatron's body in the Transformers film series. Not that it's new for Transformers and GI Joe to cross over, but damn, The Mummy films as well!
 * Sounds like a very dangerous universe to be a random pedestrian in.
 * It only can't be referenced on-screen because The Mummy is by another studio (Transformers, at least, isn't).
 * Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: General Hawk first subverted his orders by and later
 * Shout-Out: Many
 * The underwater base is a James Bond homage.
 * The battle for the base is one long tribute to Star Wars. When the base's pulse canon first activates, it strongly resembles the Death Star's firing sequence. escape from the exploding tunnel is almost frame for frame Lando's escape from the exploding Death Star II. The entire underwater melee has strong Return of the Jedi echoes.
 * And when the pulse cannon fires, it makes the sound of programs "de-rezzing".
 * Strip the Night Raven down to bare metal and slap red stars on it, and you have Firefox.
 * And, of course, there's The Doctor regenerating as well.
 * Storm Shadow's the one using a double-bladed weapon in a reactor complex, which is funny given Snake Eyes' actor is the one that played Darth Maul.
 * Duke likes to kick ass and Chew Bubblegum. Right before the Paris chase, he runs out of gum.
 * The foreign-language-activated superjet seems familiar...
 * The Eiffel Tower falls in much the same way you can make it fall in Twisted Metal 2
 * Sigil Spam: That M.A.R.S. logo is everywhere.
 * Smart Ball: Ripcord figuring out the transmitter was still on. Of course, anyone could've realized the only person who's messed with the transmitter since its deactivation was Destro. Ripcord just figured it out faster.
 * Spy Catsuit: Both Scarlett and the Baroness.
 * Pretty much everyone, actually.
 * Shoot Out the Lock: More like stab the lock. Snake Eyes doesn't think much of M.A.R.S.' security systems.
 * Stalking Is Love: Ripcord's amorous designs on Scarlett tend to come off as being this, despite most likely being meant to be charmingly goofy. One particularly notable example is when being fitted out with the Accelerator suits, Ripcord's helmet, which we have just been informed responds to the wearer's thoughts (don't ask) begins flashing holographic pictures of Scarlett, a woman Ripcord has just met a short time ago and barely interacted with, while Duke, is quietly studying his own helmet's interface.
 * It's more of a "white elephant" thing. He happened to think of the hot chick he just saw, then the image popped up. Thinking about that image made him think about Scarlett more, so more images popped up. Repeat.
 * Plus, his thinking about Scarlett was according to Word of God, more of a Throw It In kind of thing. Originally, he was meant to be responding to the amount a virtual controls showing up in the HUD, but when it got to actually including the display in the visual effects department, they thought it'd be more amusing if it had her face popping up.
 * He also looks rather embarrassed seeing his thoughts shown so blatantly.
 * Destro has this sort of relationship with the Baroness. Unlike traditional versions of the romance where it's entirely consensual, he seems very interested in the current one despite her showing only marginal interest in return. However, he also knows
 * Standardized Leader: Duke, who comes off as rather flat compared to his more quirky teammates.
 * Stan Winston: The effects team behind the accelerator suits.
 * The Starscream:
 * Straw Vulcan: Scarlet, little miss "If it's not quantifiable, it doesn't exist. Therefore emotions aren't real." Yeah, because that makes sense.
 * Although conceivably she just said it to rebuff Ripcord, who was hitting on her at the time.
 * Considering that she had tried to pretend she was busy seconds earlier, that was probably just the next level.
 * Super Soldier: The Neo-Vipers stroll through massed assault rifle fire without any apparent ill effect, and one even continues on as normal even after being set on fire.
 * More or less you have to shoot them in the eye (the only part without armour) or use anti-tank weapons to kill one. At the very least with Joe tech, aim for the head.
 * Super Window Jump: Performed by Strom Shadow during the last parts of the Paris chase.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Duke loves gum. Tatum's kicked-puppy-dog face when Breaker begs for his last piece of Double-Bubble is hilarious.
 * Trailers Always Lie: The trailers painted McCullen as Big Bad, which he was, so most people assumed he would be Cobra Commander.
 * Trailers Always Spoil: Despite being played as a high-tension race against the villains, everyone already knows that the Joes do not prevent the attack on the Eiffel Tower. In fact, most of the plot twists were in the trailers or promo clips.
 * Uncle Tomfoolery: Averted. He may be the black sidekick, but Ripcord is still allowed to be a hero and have courage rather than just be the movie's comic relief.
 * Viewers are Morons: When the Dcotor says "We eliminated all self-preservation in them." Destro's response is "English, doctor?"
 * Villain Exit Stage Left:
 * Villain Override: And with a dose of Cyanide Pill thrown in for good measure. Nanomites are fun.
 * The Voiceless: Snake Eyes, although his reason for being so is different than other continuities. While he's usually rendered mute by an injury, in the film it's mentioned he took a vow of silence after Storm Shadow apparently killed their master. Originally, the end of the movie was going to have him speak to tell a joke, but it was cut, probably for the best.
 * Water Is Air: While not obvious, the effects of particles in the underwater fight scene moved very much like they were in air, not accounting for the difference in density, especially in cold water. In fact, the speed at which it moved was comparable to that in air.
 * Weapon of Mass Destruction: Nanomites come in city eating Grey Green Goo form or in Made of Iron / Mind Control injections.
 * Weaponized Car: The Baroness's Hummer.
 * Weapon Stomp: A Cobra Viper soldier steps on Scarlett's dropped pistol in the initial firefight.
 * When All You Have Is a Hammer: Nevermind your complicated bypassing of the security system, Breaker. Snake-Eyes can just do what he does best and stab it with a sword.
 * Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him: Duke to the Baroness. Occurs so many times it almost crosses over into Wouldn't Hit a Girl. The Baroness does the same to Duke as well. Granted, the two used to be massively in love. Heavy Duty, on the other hand, has absolutely no excuse for what happens near the beginning of the movie (apparently the Baroness was unarmed at the time, but that really doesn't count for much in the middle of a shootout, especially when she's escaping with the multi-billion dollar mission objective).
 * To be fair, it was a weapon of mass destruction. Remember the comment by the scientist to avoid potholes?
 * What Measure Is a Mook?: Vipers and Neo Vipers are mind controlled drones, granted the Joes don't know about this but combined with Destro's plan for Duke who is to say he is the first unwilling recruit?
 * Wouldn't Hit a Girl: Storm Shadow and Heavy Duty.
 * Well, Heavy Duty didnt say that he wouldnt, just that he would prefer not to.
 * You and What Army?: Used, for a change, by the bad guy... with predictable results.
 * Strangely, given the situation, the protagonist in question did not reply, "Technically, it's a navy."
 * You Killed My Father: The reason for Destro's targeting of Paris (see above).
 * Your Head Asplode: Along with Eye Scream, one of the best way to dispatch Viper Commandos or Neo-Vipers. Scarlett's exploding arrow went through a Viper Commando's eye before blowing his head up, and Heavy Duty jams a grenade in a Neo-Viper's neck guard to do away with his head. OWCH.
 * Your Head Asplode: Along with Eye Scream, one of the best way to dispatch Viper Commandos or Neo-Vipers. Scarlett's exploding arrow went through a Viper Commando's eye before blowing his head up, and Heavy Duty jams a grenade in a Neo-Viper's neck guard to do away with his head. OWCH.

...The rest is red and blue lasers.