Haiku/Quotes

"''"Five, seven, then five ''Syllables mark a Haiku Remarkable oaf.""

- Haiku Girl, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."

- Fun T-Shirt saying

"Any moron can write Haiku, just stop at the seventeenth syllab-"

- Seen in The Washington Post Style Invitational

"This could go badly. The potential for abuse? Over Nine Thousand."

- TV troper Slvstr Chung, during its original YKTTW

"Chorus of my song: All the lines are seven long, ''Unless they are five.

''Chorus of my song: ''Singing more is singing wrong; Rhythm can't survive."

- Peter Chiykowski, "Haiku Song"

"Twice five syllables, Plus seven, can't say much -- but... ''That's haiku for you."

- Douglas Hofstadter