You Don't Mess With the Zohan/Funny

"Palestinian: They think we're terrorists! They hate us here! Israeli: They hate us too! They think we're you!"
 * The dialogue at the end, between Israelis and Palestinians, about which side is more hated by Americans.


 * The bit when they first enter the electronics store will make anybody who's ever been to one of those places fall off his seat laughing.
 * The 10-minute disco break after every goal at the hacky sack tournament with John McEnroe taking off his shirt and twirling it around.
 * When the Corrupt Corporate Executive s girlfreind's Gag Boobs deflate, his reaction is Priceless
 * When the white supremacist threatens to blow up some puppies "BECAUSE I HATE PUPPIES!!!!!"