Scream (1996 film)/Funny

""Ow, you fucking hit me with the phone, dick!""
 * "I'll send you a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"
 * "Fuck Bruce Willis..."
 * Randy's rules for survival in the first movie, especially Stu's response. See the Quotes page for more.
 * Slightly later on, having Randy watch Halloween while giving advice to Jamie Lee Curtis' character to just look behind you, Jamie when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from this movie is literally right behind him.
 * Gale, in a Ghostface mask, acting like a high schooler while attending Stab-a-thon.
 * This exchange at the end of the first film: