Men in Black 3/Funny

"Jay: I'm looking for Kay. Have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman. He smiles like this. (Puts on the most serious face he can)"
 * From the trailer for the third film:

"J: AND JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A BLACK MAN DRIVING A NICE CAR, DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS STOLEN! (Beat) J: ...Well, I stole this one. BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M BLACK."
 * In the third film, Agent J drops a very sly Chappelle's Show reference into 1969.
 * In the third film, most every scene with Griffin, since being able to continuously see several dozen possible futures makes him a Cloudcuckoolander, is funny, awesome, or both. Especially his Brick Joke at the end of the film, "that was a close one".
 * Agent O's eulogy at Zed's funeral, where she proceeds to paraphrase something an alien said about him... in the same language of the original quote.
 * When J first meets young K.
 * When J, filled with righteous anger, neuralises a pair of racist cops:

"J: Kay!!! (Moves to hug him) K: (Promptly tasers J)"
 * When the camera cuts to the assembled agents, everyone is looking somber, or even touched... except J, whose reaction is confusion-induced hilarity.

"O: *dissapointed* Damnit, it's not the tick... J: *annoyed, rubbing his cheek* Damnit it's not the tick!?"
 * After time has been altered, J is back in MIB HQ and asks O about what's been happening. O says that there are two possibilities about it, the first being a long winded explanation about a dangerous alien tick that could kill J...and then promptly slaps J hard.

"Chief: "What's he still doing here?" K: "I might have cooked him too long, I'm taking him out for a little air." J: (playing along) "I put muh pants on...!""
 * "Mommy, the President is drinking my chocolate milk!"
 * The "Viagrans", who have developed a "revolutionary new pill".
 * Agent W. No, Andy Warhol wasn't an alien spy, but he was on the job against those who were!
 * That entire scene. "I'm photographing a man eating a hamburger...now the pickle."
 * When J convinced young K not to neuralyse him, they wind up having to hide it from the chief on the way out:


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