No Except Yes/Quotes

""Yeah but no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but yeah no but--""

- Viki Pollard, Little Britain

"Goblin: There are two things under this world that i really despise. [...] And from what i hear, you fall neatly into both categories. Mulch: Just my luck. Goblin: Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. Fortune delivered you into my hands."

- Artemis Fowl

""We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a shitload of money!""

- Lone Star, Spaceballs

"Adam: So you lied. About everything. Zachariah: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you."

- Supernatural, "Point of No Return"

""I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens.""

- Giorgio Tsoukalos, as spoofed in this image macro.

""I'm not going to harm it. I'm going to dissect it until it's dead!""

- Dr. Klein, Fallout: New Vegas (Old World Blues DLC)

"Imagine if I tried the same with Nazism. I could march around in a brown leather uniform all day, waving a swastika banner and condemning the filthy Zionist–Bolshevik hordes. When questioned by the usual voices of decency, I could respond that: Etc., etc., etc. How much ice do you think this would cut with the diversity committee?"
 * I don’t support Nazism. In fact, I oppose it. So I’m not a Nazi.
 * I’m half-Jewish. The Nazis would never have me. So I’m not a Nazi.
 * Nazis believe in the leadership of Adolf Hitler. I don’t. So I’m not a Nazi.
 * My inverted swastika is actually a Hindu fertility symbol. So I’m not a Nazi.

- How Dawkins Got Pwned, Chapter 7 by Mencius Moldbug