Cards Against Humanity



A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

The concept is similar to Apples to Apples: players draw a number of White Cards (containing words or phrases), while another player, named the Card Czar, draw a Black Card (containing a question or a phrase with at least one fill-in-the-blank space open for suggestions), and the players must submit their White Cards as answers. The difference is that here the answers must be the most inappropriate ones for the question presented, and both sets of cards are full of bizarre, scatological, politically incorrect, and just plain weird suggestions, all of it played for Black Comedy and Refuge in Audacity.

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White Cards

 * Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro


 * Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture


 * All of this blood. - Bloody Hilarious
 * The Amish.


 * Auschwitz. - POW Camp


 * A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements


 * Barack Obama.


 * The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
 * Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
 * A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. - A variation on Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs


 * The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears


 * The chronic. - Dr. Dre, possibly.


 * Copping a feel. - Thanks for the Mammary


 * Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
 * Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. - Refuge in Audacity
 * Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
 * Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
 * Destroying the evidence. - Destroy the Evidence
 * The Devil himself. - Satan


 * Dying. - Death Tropes
 * Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail


 * Eugenics. - Genius Breeding Act, World War II
 * Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up


 * Fiery poops. - Toilet Humor


 * Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. - Bestiality is Depraved, Refuge in Audacity
 * Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
 * Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles


 * Friends with benefits.
 * Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead
 * Funky fresh rhymes. - Totally Radical


 * German dungeon porn. - Europeans Are Kinky


 * GoGurt®. - Product Placement


 * Grave robbing.


 * Heteronormativity. - A staple of the Heteronormative Crusader.
 * Hip hop jewels. - Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry
 * The Holy Bible.
 * The homosexual agenda. - Conspiracy Theory


 * Hot Pockets®. - Product Placement
 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
 * Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis


 * Italians. - Italy
 * Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
 * The Jews. - Judaism


 * Judge Judy.
 * Justin Bieber.


 * '''An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 * Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse


 * MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
 * Men. - Always Male
 * Michael Jackson.
 * A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie
 * The morbidly obese. -


 * Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). - Islam


 * My humps. - Black Eyed Peas


 * My soul. - Our Souls Are Different
 * Natalie Portman.
 * Necrophilia. - I Love the Dead


 * Object permanence. - The inverse concept of No Ontological Inertia (but not the subject covered in Ontological Inertia)
 * An Oedipus complex.


 * Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something


 * Panda sex. - Pandaing to the Audience


 * Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
 * Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure
 * Penis envy. - All Psychology Is Freudian


 * Police brutality.
 * Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
 * The Pope.


 * Praying the gay away. - Cure Your Gays


 * A really cool hat. - Nice Hat


 * The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
 * Robert Downey, Jr.
 * RoboCop.


 * A sausage festival. - Double Entendre
 * Scientology. - Church of Happyology


 * Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
 * Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
 * Shapeshifters.


 * Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
 * Stephen Hawking talking dirty.


 * Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape
 * Synergistic management solutions. - An Unusual Euphemism, possibly for getting fired/laid off.
 * Teaching a robot to love. - What Is This Thing You Call Love?
 * Teenage pregnancy.
 * The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™. - Product Placement, Sleep and Wakefulness Tropes
 * Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
 * Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice, Appease the Volcano God.
 * A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.


 * Wet dreams. - Nocturnal Emission


 * Women in yogurt commercials. - Men Buy From Mars, Women Buy From Venus
 * The World of Warcraft.
 * YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. - StarCraft

Black Cards

 * Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. - Snake Oil Salesman
 * And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.


 * I drink to forget _____. - Drowning My Sorrows
 * I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. - Jay Z
 * I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. - A Dog Ate My Homework
 * It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____. - The New Rock and Roll
 * Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. - Notable Commercial Campaigns
 * MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. - Network Decay
 * This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____. - T. S. Eliot
 * Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____."
 * TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. - Overreacting Airport Security


 * What is Batman's guilty pleasure?


 * What's the next Happy Meal® toy? - McDonald's

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards
""Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.""
 * Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
 * Take That, Audience!: On their official website:


 * Toilet Humour: the suggested method to select the first Card Czar is to choose the one who most recently pooped.