Officer O'Hara/Quotes

"Sergeant: This officer here will escort you downtown. Max: Oh, really? Sergeant: No, O'Reilly."

- joke written for the Screen to Stage Adaptation of The Producers but mercifully unused

""Good boy paddy/no matter where you roam/don't forget your country or the ones you left at home./Write a letter now and then/and send me all you can/but Paddy dear/sure don't forget/you are an Irishman!""

- Barry Fitzgerald, The Naked City