Tonight's Episode

Tonight's Episode is the name of a Tumblr blog that first began posting on May 10, 2016. Its posts consist almost entirely of parodies of the Police Squad! title card, done by inserting various phrases in the same font. In a show of commitment to the bit, the blog is updates on weekdays at 8pm Eastern Standard Time.


 * Alt Text: Occasionally appears in the tags of a given post, e.g. THE MADE-UP NEW DRUG (#what do YOU think it's called?)
 * Asshole Victim: IT'S STILL MURDER IF HE'S A JERK
 * Author Appeal: Currently provides the page image.
 * Blackmail: GIVE US AN EMMY OR WE RELEASE THE PICTURES
 * Crossover: Some posts imply these with other celebs and figures such as The Harlem Globetrotters and Scooby-Doo.
 * Everything's Better With Triceratops
 * Fingertip Drug Analysis: WHY WE DON’T CHECK FOR DRUGS WITH FINGER-LICKING
 * Noodle Incident: Common among its entries.
 * THE ILLEGAL KOALA FIGHTING CAPER OF '76
 * WHAT IT TAKES TO GET BANNED FROM THE SIZZLER