Vangers



Vangers: One for the road is a Russian Wide Open Sandbox game created by K-D Lab in 1998. It can be described as a racing role-playing adventure game with a complicated storyline. It was praised for its unique atmosphere, freedom and innovative engine, but it had never become popular enough.

The first thing to hit the eye is the game's enormous backstory. In a nutshell, the intelligent human "Spirits" have been contacted by the enigmatic Infinite Mind, and the technologies obtained from the contact have enabled the humanity to travel between worlds by creating the Passages. The worlds were systematically colonized by the enthusiasts, but then everything went horribly wrong when the Cryspo were discovered, which turned out to be something more that the usual beasts the humans have been casually hunting down during the colonization. The Clash ensued, and humanity was on the brink of extinction, and then, in desperation, an attempt was made to defeat the Cryspo using the genetic intrusion. Unexpectedly, it affected humans as well, and the results were not pretty: the "Softie" and the Cryspo were fused together, forming the freakishly unstable Bouillon of Spawn. The resulting biomass was evolving for eons, barely sustaining its existence, and eventually the genetic chaos gave birth to three different Bios: the Eleepods, the Beeboorats and the Zeexen. The only living things unaffected were the Larvae, which, before the Clash, were implicitly controlling the Cryspo with a complex system of pheromones. The new lifeforms have inherited the human mind and the Cryspos' instincts, which bind certain behavioral patterns to the smell of certain pheromones, and thus had stuck in performing pointless endless rituals to give their mind a twisted kind of purpose.

Now, disregard all that.

The Vangers are unknown entities bound to their mechos (autonomous all-terrain cars). Nobody really knows how they appeared and what they really are - their existence is just taken for granted. The Vangers play the role of truckers, traders, pirates - pretty much any role, as long as it is profitable. You are a newborn Vanger, and your only goal for now is to survive in this wicked world...

The game was succeeded by Perimeter, which, while being an RTS, used the same Verse and was partially based on the Vangers' voxel engine. It is currently being ported to Linux by its devoted community.

Needs More Love.

The game provides examples of:

 * Abnormal Ammo: Machotine recharges in water and shoots compressed dirt and dust. Beebbanoza Blockade shoots money beebs.
 * After the End
 * Alien Catnip: Cirt. It maintains the Bios' desire to perform their rituals, and is one of the most valueable goods at the Chain.
 * Aliens Speaking English: Arguable. While the Bios' speech does get interpreted as human speech, it could be a Translation Convention, as they all speak Simlish. Furthermore, every councilor has a totally different sort of Simlish, but it is implied that even different Bios can understand each other. Go figure.
 * All There in the Manual
 * Already Done for You: If you Take Your Time, some items from abandoned worlds may appear in the shops - other vangers find the items, but sell them instead of keeping. (How stupid of them.)


 * Awesome but Impractical
 * The Iron Shadow mechos. It has an awesome shield regeneration, lots of armour, a large weapon slot, a big cargo hold, a fast engine... But is next to impossible to handle, as it tends to topple a lot.
 * The Crustest Cannon - it is incredibly powerful, and can even damage the underground mechos, but the shot is painfully slow, and flies in an arc, so it can only be used on cornered enemies.
 * The Boot Sector. Yes, you can own multiplue mechos; yes, you can be immortal with this thing. But when you use it you are transfered to the main escave. Into a raffa. Without the rubbox. With the Boot Sector that takes 3 of 4 raffa's cargo cells. All your cargo stays in your old mechos, and to get it back, you have to warp into that mechos again and throw it out, or destroy the mechos. At least it doesn't take your beebs. Also, warping to the main escave rewrites the autosave. And to drive the point home, the abandoned mechos are likely to be dismantled. Go ahead and leave your Last Moggy now. I dare you.
 * Bag of Spilling: Basically, every time you.
 * Bilingual Bonus: The in-game terms are derived from both Russian and English words, so the bonus works both ways.
 * Blatant Lies: Some of the stuff that Boorawchick says like "The Buro invented escaves". Averted with Zeexen because they actually believe in what they say.
 * Blue and Orange Morality: Green, Blue and Orange morality, if you wish.
 * Body Surf: You can casually steal the enemies' mechos with the Incarnator. Later in the game, you can also find the Boot Sector, which enables you to own multiple mechos and switch between them. Luckily, the other Vangers are not so smart.
 * Bounty Hunter: The Councilors sometimes keep a couple of these to deal with unwanted Vangers. You can also become one if you get an appropriate tabutask.
 * Bowdlerise: Valorin/Heroine.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall:.
 * Car Fu: The mechos are able to ram each other, jump, roll, swim, burrow and even fly when properly equipped. Oh, and did we mention the guns?
 * Creepy Doll: The Mechanic Messiah and The Leepuringa.
 * Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: The Eleepods' Vangers, larvae and goods are associated with green colour, the Beeboorats' are with orange, and the Zeexen are with blue. Also, every cycle has its own colour.
 * Cutscene Power to The Max: The intro shows an Oxidize Monk gunning down an AtTractor with a Beebbanoza Blockade, which is not even supposed to be installed into that mechos.
 * Deadly Game: The Beeboorats' games are Bloody Hilarious. The contestants are meant to willingly mutilate themselves in a lot of creative ways, depending on the game. Ask Geer'AH for examples.
 * Determinator: Boorawchick. You can if you . Then, you can . He will  He would be very angry at you, by the way.
 * Disk One Nuke: The Leepuringa, which can be stolen . It merely gives you +50 luck, and can be found early in the game. When you steal it, sends a heavily armed assasin after you. You can turn it to your advantage by  So you can wind up in a high-end mechos even before you win your first Eleerection.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: Geer'AH will execute you for the smallest transgression.
 * Driven to Suicide
 * The Spread Spot mechos' description calls it a perfect mechos for a desperate Vanger willing to go out with a bang. Now that is Driven To Suicide.
 * soon loses its purpose and dies.
 * Dude, Where's My Respect?: Averted with the Beeboorats - you are given more respect as you rise through their ranks. Played straight with everyone else. Also, other vangers respect (read: run away if they are weak, hunt you down if they aren't) you more as your dominance stat grows.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending: Or the closest thing to it. It is not really hard to get it, but it's hard to figure out what to do.
 * Everything Breaks: One of the engine's gimmicks. Your every action affects the terrain. Jumping from under a bridge leaves a cartooney hole in it, the mechos leave tire tracks, the ground gets disfigured by explosions... It makes one wonder how the architecture of the Chain was still intact by the time you start playing. Luckily, storing all the terrain changes between saves is optional.
 * Fictional Currency: The Beebs - primitive insectoid organisms. The worlds of the Chain are crawling with these things, and you can even catch them for money, but you'll soon get bored.
 * Fourth Wall Observer:
 * Fragile Speedster: The Raffas have top speed and probably the highest energy regeneration ratio, so for them, jumping is almost a free action. That's their only positive side... Oh wait, they don't sink as well.
 * Freud Was Right: The Eleerection. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Game Breaker: The Mechanic Messiah artifact can summon powerful fireballs around your mechos, killing everyone in sight. The Protractor can erect a shield around you, making you invincible for ranged weapons. With these two, you are unbeatable.
 * Gameplay and Story Segregation: Quite frequent, but the special mention goes to the Tankacid. Its description says that the mechos melt in seconds if shot at with that thing. It also occupies 1 inventory cell. Your common sense might tell you to try and load your new toy into the terminator slot. Oh, wait... You can't. It's only meant to solve one puzzle.
 * Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter: The Eleepods, especially Leepky. Sadly, mostly Lost in Translation.
 * Infinity+1 Sword: The Last Moggy. It has 2 giant weapon slots, huge cargo hold and an absurd armour value. The description calls it "a wheeled escave", and that's not an exaggeration: you may want to carry a Degradator with you just to be able to enter some escaves. Its only downside is the shape of its cargo hold: it doesn't allow you to carry a conlarver. It was probably made this way just to keep the players from sticking to one mechos.
 * Interface Screw: The Wormer Terminators rotate your screen on impact. Not a pretty sight.
 * It Makes Sense in Context
 * Jigsaw Puzzle Plot: You can re-learn the backstory from different perspectives if you Talk to Everyone.
 * Live Item: The passengers. You can even take Boorawchick for a ride. They don't walk around, though - if you throw a passenger out, he digs into the ground. You should keep that in mind.
 * Luck Stat: Quite important. It affects what secret places you are able to open, and the amount of free stuff lying around. Whether it affects the safety of your abandoned items and mechos is unknown.
 * Lucky Translation: eLeech, Geer'AH and Gluek.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: Zeephra calls every single vanger, including you, her husband. And that's not just Insistent Terminology.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: Zeephra calls every single vanger, including you, her husband. And that's not just Insistent Terminology.

"Boorawchick: So, did you find traces of the Buro's enemies there on Weexow? No? You should have searched better."
 * Lost in Translation
 * Meaningful Name: Let's see... all of them. Lost in Translation except Feenger.
 * Mind Screw: Averted, for such a wierd-looking game.
 * Money for Nothing: You can end up with a ridiculous sum of Beebs if you play right.
 * Multiple Endings
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero:
 * Nonstandard Game Over:
 * If Geer'AH gives you a death sentence, you are given a special scene.
 * The has a function designed to give you a Game Over.
 * One-Hit-Point Wonder: The Raffa can and will die from the slightest collision. You may even kill a couple accidentally.
 * Plot Coupons That Do Something
 * The Protractor and the Mechanic Messiah are required to . Outside of that, they are neat toys to play with.
 * Function 83+ is required to, and will make your interdimensional travels a lot faster and easier.
 * Poison Mushroom: The Amputators, Incarnators and Degradators are all designed to harm anyone who happened (or was forced) to pick them up after activation.
 * Portal Network: The Chain.
 * Powers That Be:.
 * Rule of Three: Three Bios, three larvae for each, three cycles in every inhabited world.
 * Scrappy Mechanic: Some players went for ending because they didn't know how to scroll 's speech. (It is Tab by default... And it's the only place you'll ever need to use this otherwise obscure key. Guide Dang It.)
 * Technically, it should be used to scroll passengers'/tabutask texts. But since they only have one phrase you can just open/close inventory. Unless you took a passenger and a tabutask at the same time, which is rare.
 * Default controls are just... strange. The most used function is binded to insert. Luckily, it can be changed.
 * Shrink Ray: While not really a ray, the Degradators qualify. They can be used both to shrink your enemies for a Curb Stomp Battle, and to shrink yourself to squeese through tight passages. The Protractor has the self-shrink as a built-in function. Also, the Mechanic Messiah can turn you into a Beeb. You can use both of these functions simultaneously for hilarious effect.
 * Spring Jump: Every mechos has a built-in spring. Lighter mechos (like a raffa) can jump very, very far away.
 * Sword of Plot Advancement: Any of the unique Mechos. You'll need one to . will do the job just as well, but it's never mentioned beforehand.
 * Take That: The Beeboorats' bureaucratic and paranoiac society, complete with Boorawchick's attempts to build a cult of personality looks suspiciously like Soviet Union's dark side.
 * Techno Babble: The ending is full of it. Also,, when he is not busy with Exposition.
 * That One Level: Some tabutasks.
 * Fly from Podish to Incubator without landing. Arrrrgh. Do you have the Lawn Mower? No? Reload your save.
 * Shoot N flying vangers. Stick to the main escave and shoot everything that tries to get here. New cycle won't start without cirt.
 * Win a race on a raffa. (Which can be an appropriate addition to a "finish a race without weapons" tabutask, as the raffas' fart gun doesn't use any weapon slots.)
 * Unwanted False Faith: Zeephra and her bunch worship the WeeZyk - the last Softie (or so she says). He would probably deny being a god, if he wasn't, you know, long dead.
 * Useful Book: Poponkas are clay tablets bearing Zeexen religious gibberish. B-Zone dwellers mostly use them as bricks. The Eleepods do appreciate their literary value, though.
 * Video Game Cruelty Potential: You can sell Elipod passangers and Eliks (Elipod infants) to Biburats to be used in sadistic games or as snacks. And, of course, you can murder every mechos you encounter, whether they are hostile or not.
 * Video Game Geography: The worlds are toroidal; the inhabited worlds are simulated as cylindrical with the use of mountains with repulsive properties - you are pushed away if you try to cross them. Using a Good Bad Bugs or  can save you a lot of time here...
 * Wanting Is Better Than Having:
 * Warp Whistle: Function-83+.
 * We Buy Anything: The bunches from secondary escaves can even buy cirt from another bios. It is deadly for them. Even worse — they can buy larva.
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?
 * One of the developers: "One critic said that the game resembles an attempt to pass a driving exam after taking LSD. We can't confirm or deny this, because we haven't tried."
 * Wham! Episode: The Xplo escave..
 * Witch Hunt: Beeborats. Very, very much.
 * Witch Hunt: Beeborats. Very, very much.


 * Wide Open Sandbox
 * Widget Series
 * Worm Sign: Terminator "Wormer" makes it. Also, mechos leaves one when burrowing underground with the Crotrig.