Hamilton: An American Musical/Funny

"Hamilton: I wish you’d brought this girl with you tonight, Burr. Burr: You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, sir. Hamilton: What do you mean? Burr: She's married. Hamilton: I see— Burr: She's married to a British officer. Hamilton: Oh shit."
 * In "The Story of Tonight (Reprise)":

"My name is Philip, I am a poet I wrote this poem just to show it And I just turned nine You can write rhymes, but you can’t write mine"
 * In "Take a Break", Phillip's rap, with her mother Eliza beatboxing:

"James Reynolds: Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck You see, that was my wife who you decided to Hamilton: Fuuuu—"
 * In "Say No to This", when Hamilton reads a letter from Maria Reynolds' husband:

"Thomas Jefferson: When we were on death’s door, when we were needy We made a promise, we signed a treaty We needed money and guns and half a chance Uh, who provided those funds? James Madison: ..France."
 * In "Cabinet Battle #2":


 * In the end:

"Jefferson: So quick-witted. Hamilton: Alas, I admit it. Jefferson: I bet you were quite a lawyer. Hamilton: My defendants got acquitted. Jefferson: Yeah. Well, someone oughta remind you. Hamilton: What? Jefferson: You're nothing without Washington behind you. Washington: Hamilton! Jefferson: Daddy’s calling!"