Lost Pause/Funny

"(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") Noble: Dude, what do you want!? Sponsor Man: Ah, forget everything. You got yourself a facking package, big guy! Noble: Get out, man! Don't you see I'm busy?! Sponsor Man: Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!"
 * His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
 * This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:

"Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? Noble: What? Lily doesn't get mad. (to Lily) Do you, girl? See, you don't get mad. Lily: It is very rare. Noble: See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. (to the camera) So anyway- (Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)"
 * In this Ask Noble Senpai:

""I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" "Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a Pokémon!" "..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!""
 * In the Hatsune Miku Waifu Game:


 * His Rage Quit in Ep. 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:

"Noble: ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! (whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!"


 * The Reveal in Ep. 19:

"Game: What happened to Noble: Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!"

"Game: Then, Noble: Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!"

""Yeah, what they said! (Joisey gangster voice) Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!""
 * His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
 * (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt stalking Karin for the entire day.
 * (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:

"Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? Real Noble: (struggles with words) Nnnnheeeh, not waifus? (laughs) Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh! Game Noble: Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the boobgrabs. (Real Noble "loses his sh!t")"
 * His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. The best part is when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
 * His reaction to Fairy Fencer F ' s Shout-Out to Naruto.
 * In Noble Goes to Japan:


 * When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:

"Game Noble: Sooooo... Real Noble: (while Game Noble hesitates) ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! (laughs) It's already up to a great start! Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air) Game Noble: What cup sizes you rock- (Noble loses his sh!t) (Caption: *Game Over Cam*) Real Noble: That's how you break the ice! Okay, great, that's fantastic. All the references."

"(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) (Beat) Noble (mock curious): Where is the tail coming out of?... (Beat, Aside Glance, caption "FAMILY FRIENDLY")"
 * In Sakura Swim Club:


 * In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.

"Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. Noble: Ohhhhh, great. These women are lovely."
 * In HuniePop:
 * (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.


 * In this animation, derived from his playthrough:

"Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! Noble: (laughs) Okay, jeez! Alright, so we're elected to "God! All right fine, we'll do it." (scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape") Noble: Cool beans here. It's evening, it's nice, and it's- Audrey: Ha ha, gaaay! (Beat Panel from Noble, clearly not impressed.)"


 * In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.

"Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs)"
 * In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction:
 * "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
 * SUFFER! ...... BITCH! (From Mirai Nikki)
 * In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.

"Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... Noble: (acting as her) Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!"
 * In the first episode of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Featureless Protagonist.
 * In Ep. 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
 * In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "Almost like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
 * (Ep. 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:


 * (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:

"Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? Santa: I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji... Koji: [But] why am I the exception?"


 * Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
 * Santa: Dad told me!
 * "Kawaii...? ''Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
 * When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.

"Koji: I can understand that feeling. Noble: (in an Aside Comment, whispering) No, I can't really understand it at all. (laughs)"

"Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh! (Caption: WOO MURDER!)"
 * From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
 * The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
 * The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
 * The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" a cappella from GATE.
 * The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.
 * His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
 * In Ep. 13, Noble guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
 * In the Finale:

"Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)"
 * In Nekopara Vol. 2:
 * When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
 * (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:


 * When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:

"Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ Noble: Ahh! (chuckles) Wow, Chocola? I thought she was retarded. I mean, uh, I thought she was.. "special." (laughs) So yeah. Just like me, guys."


 * Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:

"Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy. (Noble laughs, almost at his door.) Noble: God damnit, Kashou! Yeah alright, big guy."


 * (Ep. 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
 * (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.

""Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!""


 * (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about :

"Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) 'Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH!'' (Noble is stunned, and then:) Noble: Ohh, that was Engrish!! OHH MYY GOD! (laughs) That was Engrish!!"

"Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone. (The caption quotes him) Noble: Wait a minute. (laughs)"
 * In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep. 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:

"Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted. Noble: (chuckle) Nooooo! No, the innuendos! We're screwed. (Caption: SCREWED BOTH WAYS) Noble: ..in that way, uh..."
 * In Burokku Girls Ep. 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:


 * When Dr Candy presents her enormous "assets" to Takeshi:

"Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered- Noble: Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-Boobies!"


 * (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:

"Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!"

"Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. Noble: (laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs) hmm, smells gooood! (laughs)"
 * (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:

"(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- Noble: Nudist. Stripper. (laughs) Who knows?"
 * Later:

"(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. Noble: Ohh..! ..My cursor was on her tits. (click) You know why. (laughs) So, ah- Asahi: Right. We can't afford to remain stationary for long. (Takeshi): Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee- Noble: I mean, can you blame me?! It just gravitates to the center of the screen! It pulls you in! (laughs)"
 * Noble gets distracted:

"Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. Noble: ''Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing? Maibigbutt: My parents, who are dead because I'm a protagonist, didn't care- (Noble completely "loses his sh!t") Noble: Ahh, you got me with that one! Ahhh, you got me good with that one."
 * In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:

"Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times! (Noble laughs hard) Noble: That is not how you talk to your new waifu! (facepalm) Ohhh no. But yeah, you really do."
 * When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:

"Noble: You know, maybe that's a little much, there! Maybe we should calm down a bit, alright?!"
 * Noble's WTF reaction to Asuna's "Good end", clearly meant as a Hate Fic.
 * In HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer), Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour.
 * In his playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club:
 * In the mini-game, Noble saying "GODDAMNIT!" every time he chooses a word he doesn't want.
 * During in Act 2:

"BBC announcer: [The game] features a group of high school girls in a book club [...] Noble: (while the report plays) "In a book club." Not in a literature club, not a literature- A "book club". (pauses the video) Noble: Aight you know, I'm not over that! She said a f*****g book club. A f*****g book club. And it's literally in the title of the game! Doki, Doki, Literature Club! Why is that triggering me so much?"
 * In The Mainstream News Media ATTACKS Doki Doki Literature Club, while Noble watches the report:

""Uh, is it just me, or did you mess up a little bit of the text there? Did you not know how to place text in a freaking mainstream news network- I'm sorry, what?""
 * Noble sees something wrong with a caption in the report: