One True Threesome/Quotes

"1, 2, 3 Not only you and me Got 180 degrees And I'm caught in between Countin' 1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul & Mary Gettin' down with 3P Everybody loves ***"

- Britney Spears, "3"

"Kaja: A problem? Phil: We've got two princes! Who thought having two boyfriends was a good idea? Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha: (huge grins)"

- The cast and creators of Girl Genius, on performing a Cinderella play.

"Tina: Sean... Max.... Sean... Max... Gah! Which to choose! Chloe: Oh, have a threesome and shut up about it, you hussy."

- Jen - The Casualty Spoof

"Serena: But won't that make us rivals? Lita: No way! We'll have sex with him all at the same time. It'll be great!

Serena: [aside] I'm not sure if I should be this happy, but sweet!"

- Sailor Moon Abridged