Raccoon

Raccoon is a kill fic for the Sly Cooper fandom.

It starts off normal, the gang talking and laughing, then during role-call, Dimitri doesn't answer. After hearing Murray say Dimitri is out somewhere, he goes to find him. Once he gives up his search in an alleyway, he gets knocked out a lead pipe. He wakes up and unable to see, asks where he is. A chilling laugh followed by a shout of "Crackerbox". Sly recognizes the voice at once, and finds out his thoughts are true. It turns out Dimitri was the attacker. Dimitri stands there with a bloodied machete and a Slasher Smile. He explains to Sly that he hates that Sly gets all the attention and praise. Oh and two more things, the room it takes place in is filled with corpses, blood, entrails, organs, body parts and bones and the entire fic was based off some nightmares the author had.It can be found here.

All spoilers are marked.

"Sly: What. The. Fuck."
 * Afraid of Needles: Sly.
 * Axe Crazy: Dimitri.
 * Beat Still My Heart: The final organ ripped out is Sly's heart.
 * Blood From the Mouth: Twice, when Sly is knocked out, the other after a piece of a broken rib bone pierces a lung.
 * Catapult Nightmare:
 * Complete Monster: Dimitri, for a few reasons: More you say?  Anything else?
 * Couldn't Find a Pen: Dimitri carves into Sly's chest, leaving words in what is described to resemble shiny scarlet ink.
 * Dark Fic: Quite a dark one in fact.
 * Death Fic: In which the hero dies.
 * Evil Laugh: Dimitri.
 * Eye Scream: Twice, once with a corkscrew, the other just ripped out.
 * Fingore: TONS of it.(Including the toes)
 * Gorn: See Fingore.
 * High Octane Nightmare Fuel: Everything that follows after Sly being knocked out.
 * Laughing Mad: Dimitri, of course.
 * Licking the Blade: Much to Sly's disgust and fear.
 * Oh Crap: Sly mutters "Oh shit" right before the Fingore.
 * Precision F-Strike: Sly drops one right after


 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: Dimitri switches from this to normal eyes throughout it.
 * Slasher Smile: As mentioned before, Dimitri has one, throughout the whole thing in fact.
 * Slashed Throat: One of the final things done.
 * Tears of Fear: Sly has these at one point towards the end.
 * The Hero Dies:
 * Twitchy Eye: Once, when Sly interrupts Dimitri.
 * Vomit Indiscretion Shot: Once or twice.