Feigning Intelligence/Quotes

"Fantastic: "They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.""

- Fallout: New Vegas

"GLaDOS: Ohhhhh -- now he's playing classical music. Wheatley: [As well as classical music, the sound of book pages quickly being turned can be heard] Oh, sorry, sorry, hope that didn't disturb you just then! It was the sound of books. Pages being turned. So that's just what I was doing. I was just reading, ah, books. So, not a moron. Anyway, just finished the last one now. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?

GLaDOS: Yes -

Wheatley: Yeah, doubt it. Well, on with the test. Wish there was more books! But there's not."

- Portal 2