Hellboy (comics)/Funny

""It is the boy... He has eaten the pancake." "He will never come back to us now." "Truly...this is our blackest hour.""
 * "Don't mess with me lady, I've been drinking with skeletons!" and Goodbye, Mister Tod.
 * "Wait. Are you pissed that you didn't get to inherit the SLUG HOUSE?"
 * Hellboy eating "pamcakes" gave us this sequence as three demons come to the realization of what has occurred:

"Abe Sapien: Is that a monkey? Hellboy: He's got a gun! BANG! BANG!"
 * The following scene from "Box Full of Evil". It Makes Sense in Context, but it does not change how it's hilarious.

"Hellboy: New and improved, my ass."
 * Then there's the moment in "Wake the Devil" where Hellboy is fitted with the B.P.R.D.'s latest jetpack, assured that it's "new and improved," and then thrown out of a plane before he has a chance to argue. He subsequently clicks the button to activate the jetpack... and keeps clicking it as he falls, with zero results,.

"Lobster Johnson: Mr. Sacks, does that thing fly? Jim Sacks: (Looks at him like he's an idiot) No."
 * From "The Iron Prometheus":


 * "Now God has a tree in his neck." from Almost Colossus.