Lost Pause/Funny

"(After Noble sees another Noble watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") Black Shirt Noble: Dude, what do you want!? Plaid Sweater Noble: Ah, forget everything. You got yourself a facking package, big guy! BS Noble: Get out, man! Don't you see I'm busy?! PS Noble: Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!"
 * His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples.
 * This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:

""I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" "Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a Pokémon!" "..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!""
 * In the Hatsune Miku Waifu Game:


 * His Rage Quit in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:

"Noble: ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! (whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!"


 * The Reveal in Ep. 19:

"Game: What happened to Noble: Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!"

"Game: Then, Noble: Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!"

""Yeah, what they said! (Joisey gangster voice) Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!""
 * His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
 * (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin for the entire day.
 * (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:

"Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? Real Noble: (struggles with words) Nnnnheeeh, not waifus? (laughs) Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh! Game Noble: Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the boobgrabs. (Real Noble "loses his sh!t")"
 * His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. All of it, but most notably, when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
 * His reaction to Fairy Fencer F 's Shout-Out to Naruto.
 * In Noble Goes to Japan:


 * When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:

"Game Noble: Sooooo... Real Noble: (while Game Noble hesitates) ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! (laughs) It's already up to a great start! Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air) Game Noble: What cup sizes you rock- (Noble loses his sh!t) (Caption: *Game Over Cam*) Real Noble: That's how you break the ice! Okay, great, that's fantastic. All the references."

"(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) (Beat) Noble (mock curious): Where is the tail coming out of?... (Beat, Aside Glance, caption "FAMILY FRIENDLY")"
 * In Sakura Swim Club:


 * In Ep 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.

"Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. Noble: Ohhhhh, great. These women are lovely."
 * In HuniePop:
 * (Part 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.


 * In this animation, derived from his playthrough:

"Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! Noble: (laughs) Okay, jeez! Alright, so we're elected to "God! All right fine, we'll do it." (scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape") Noble: Cool beans here. It's evening, it's nice, and it's- Audrey: Ha ha, gaaay! (Beat Panel from Noble, clearly not impressed.)"


 * In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.

"Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs)"
 * In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction:
 * "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
 * SUFFER! ...... BITCH! (From Mirai Nikki)
 * In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.

"Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... Noble: (acting as her) Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!"
 * In the first part of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Faceless Protagonist.
 * In part 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
 * In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "Almost like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
 * (Part 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:


 * (Part 15)

"(While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop) Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? Santa: I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji... Koji: [But] why am I the exception?"


 * Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
 * Santa: Dad told me!
 * "Kawaii...? ''Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
 * When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.

"Koji: I can understand that feeling. Noble: (in an Aside Comment, whispering) No, I can't really understand it at all. (laughs)"

"Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)"
 * From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
 * The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
 * The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
 * The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" acapella from GATE.
 * The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.
 * His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
 * In Ep. 13, Noble guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
 * In Nekopara Vol. 2:
 * When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
 * (Ep 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:


 * When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:

"Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ Noble: Ahh! (chuckles) Wow, Chocola? I thought she was retarded. I mean, uh, I thought she was.. "special." (laughs) So yeah. Just like me, guys."


 * Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:

"Kashou: ...She's so damn sexy. (Noble laughs, almost at his door.) Noble: God damnit, Kashou! Yeah alright, big guy."


 * (Ep 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.