Short Cuts/Funny

From the manga:
"Girl: Hey Mr. Kamei... I want you to plow it into me. Narrator:plow n. An agricultural implement used for cutting, liffting, and turning over soil. Mr. Kamei:Young lady, I have no idea what you mean. Girl:I've always had a crush... on you Mr. Kamei. Narrator:crush n. to destroy an object with force. Mr. Kamei:That's enough, and your grammar's terrible. *smack* Narrator:smack v. sound made by sharp blow or smack."
 * This page from chapter 4.