Where the Wild Things Are (film)/Funny

"Max: Come out! Judith: Uh... no! Max: Why not? Judith: Um... maybe cuz you're gonna hit us in the head with dirt? Max: ...Come out! Judith: ...Nooooo! Max: Why not?! Judith: Because when I said 'You're gonna hit us in the head with dirt' YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! That means you're planning to hit us in the head with dirt! Max: Man, they've really got us figured out."

"Max: Hey Richard."

"Alexander: Hey, Do you guys know any jokes? Owls: Awk! Awk! Alexander: Who's there? Owls: Awk! Alexander: Loud interrupting cow wh.... Owls: AWWWWK!"