City of Thieves/YMMV

"Kolya:(upon finding out the Vika was the one who sniped six Germans in front of him and is also a girl) That's a German rifle, isn't it? Vika: K ninety-eight. (slaps the barrel) Best rifle in the world. Kolya: (to Lev, under his breath) I've got a bit of a hard-on. Korsakov: What's that? Kolya: I said my cock's going to fall off if we stand here much longer--pardon my language (bows to Vika)"
 * Complete Monster: Abendroth of the Einsatzgruppen who saws off a teenage girl's feet off when she tries to run away from the cabin where they kept her (and other girls).
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: