P*R*I*M*A*R*C*H*S/YMMV

"Stick-man Alpharius: "Damn you!""
 * Crosses the Line Twice: "I suppose we can describe PRIMARCHS as a literal dead baby comedy now..."
 * Draco in Leather Pants: Vect again.
 * Fan Wank: Where to start?
 * Also how to save the Universe.
 * God Mode Sue: The Primarchs. Greatly offset by their own incompetence.
 * Mind you, anything less wouldn't last two seconds against half of the enemies in this fanfic. A C'tan who can turn around to the author and say "Piss off bitch, I'm the frakking Nightbringer"!?
 * Horus invokes this trope literally at one point, hacking the story and accessing the "god mode" cheat. His fellow Primarchs tell him off for being unsporting.
 * Magnificent Bastard: Alpharius/Omegon. Not only does he secretly own half of the 40K galaxy, he also.
 * Memetic Mutation: Ruthlessly exploited on many occasions. The series has even spawned a few of its own, such as "AWESOME and WIN" and "The Emperor Rejects!"
 * Rescued From the Scrappy Heap The Blood Ravens. Primarily because of the novels' Author, C S Goto, whom most Eldar players hold up to show just how evil you can be to a race's background..
 * Special Effects Failure: Due to "budget cuts".


 * Unfortunate Implications: A lot of what the Primarchs (and once or twice, the narrator) say. Vect on the other hand is aware of the implications, but still says it anyway.