Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Web Animation

"Ruby: Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! Justice will be DELICIOUS!"
 * Just before fighting O'Malley in Red vs. Blue, Church rattles off a number of these lines such as: "You're just one big headache, and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin!" and: "I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!"
 * With Tex snarking in the background. Even though those are clever, they're very corny.
 * "My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I. HATE. BABIES!!!"—Just before massacring an army single-handed.
 * At the end of season 1, Donut, before killing Tex at super-long-range with a plasma grenade: "HEY, BITCH! REMEMBER ME? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA!"
 * "Okay, so who's first?" The next episode is a 7-minute episode of her absolutely demolishing Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker at the same time, without even breaking a sweat. Also they're all armed and she's not. It doesn't matter.
 * Still the best one goes to Washington "Peace talks have broken down, now we do it OUR way"
 * How has anyone forgotten "You just got Sarged!" Hilariously subverted when he doesn't get to finish it once.
 * This video is just Sarge spouting a whole bunch of these, with a couple of Bond One Liners for good measure.
 * Half Life: Full Life Consequences: "I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow!"
 * Right at the start of the infamous Food Fight in RWBY: