Ghastly's Ghastly Comic

"Tentacle monsters, and the women who love them."

- Tagline

Ghastly's Ghastly Comic was an adult webcomic that ran from 2001 to 2006. Inspired by a Not Safe for Work Sexy Losers strip, the series is about tentacle monsters living in our world, and the people they interact with. These people include a chibi, a girly guy who speaks broken-Japanese, an Attention Whore Cosplay Otaku Girl, a Flaky New Age Neo-Pagan, Baby Cthulhu, a Cloudcuckoolander who looks perpetually stoned, a furry, a guy transplanted from a Hentai game who has an invisible penis, a guy transplanted from a 1970s Blaxploitation flick, and Drunk and Bitter Jesus.

The series can be found here. This Web Comic is Not Safe for Work, and be careful about the examples.

""If I was a cat-girl, baka-baka-baka-neko-neko-neko-neko-dum""
 * A Date with Rosie Palms
 * Ambiguous Gender: Shota Versus Loli.
 * Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?: The very first strip.
 * Art Evolution: Observe.
 * Attention Whore: Bunny Boy and Cosplay Girl
 * Author Appeal: Lots and lots of futanari.
 * Blind Idiot Translation: On a dildo made in Japan, the words "Three year warranty" accidentally got translated as "Not recommended for three years and under".
 * Brain Bleach: Alan Moore Yaoi. Note: Not Alan Moore characters.
 * Your Mileage May Vary
 * But You Screw One Goat!
 * Cloudcuckoolander: The aptly-named Kwerki.
 * Cosplay
 * Creator Breakdown: The author's divorce, spending time in a mental hospital, and questioning his sexual identity played some factors in the end of the strip.
 * Dead Baby Comedy: More like "Baby Having Tentacle Sex Comedy" though.
 * Does This Remind You of Anything?: This Crossover with Tang's Weekly Comic.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him Chick Boy and Freddy.
 * Sholi-chan and Lota-chan manage to simultaneously drop Bridgets on themselves.
 * Ecchi
 * Eldritch Abomination: Fnanp mistakes the tentacle monsters for these.
 * Everyone But Glemph Is A Pervert: And Peep, who's so young, he looks at sex toys and thinks they are ninja implements.
 * Everyone Is Bi
 * Expy: Freddy, of one of the artist's earlier creations, James With Tits.
 * Exact Words: The commissioner wanted yaoi featuring Alan Moore's characters, but asked for Alan Moore yaoi. Ghastly provided Alan Moore yaoi.
 * Eyes Always Shut: Hammer the barkeep.
 * Fan Girl
 * Filler
 * The Fundamentalist: Chick-Boy.
 * Furry Fandom: Bunny Boy, a decidedly negative portrayal.
 * Genki Girl: Freddy. The girl aspect is debatable. The genki aspect is not.
 * Good Angel, Bad Angel
 * Gratuitous Japanese: Freddy.


 * Groin Attack: Distressingly common.
 * Her Codename Was Mary Sue: Zipper ninja.
 * Hime Cut: Kiki.
 * Hypocritical Humor: Glemph defends his cousin's homosexuality... only to flip out on discovering his cousin's boyfriend is human.
 * Innocent Inaccurate: Peep.
 * Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja: The Zipper Ninja.
 * The Internet Is for Porn
 * "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It": When you have an extreme tentacle rape fetish, it's most likely not actually rape.
 * Jack Chick: His tracts are parodied mercilessly. Firstly one of the tentacle monsters uses them for emergency toilet paper. Then later on Freddy makes Doujinshi tracts.
 * Jesus Was Drunk And Bitter
 * Jive Turkey: Brewster "Da Funk" Bombe.
 * Local Hangout (The Spanked Monkey bar)
 * Lovecraft Lite: Cthulhu, who is actually a baby, and his parents pawn him off to a babysitter.
 * Manic Pixie Dream Girl Freddy again.
 * Mars Needs Women
 * Meaningful Name: Kwerki.
 * Meet Cute: Offscreen: F'ga and Bobby met when F'ga reached through a glory hole to ask for toilet paper because his stall had run out.
 * My Species Doth Protest Too Much: Glemph.
 * Naughty Tentacles: Probably covers every form of Playing with a Trope with this.
 * Older Than They Look: Chibi Sue, who is 34 36.
 * Orphaned Series
 * Panty Shot: The rape-gasm is incidental.
 * Rape As Comedy
 * Rule 34: This comic is loaded with it.
 * Running Gag
 * The Loins Sleep Tonight: One of the tentacle monsters suffers from his tentacles not working once.
 * Shrouded in Myth: Among other exploits, Hammer once rode the range and fought in a Sentai team... always alongside a masturbation-obsessed dip named Clem.
 * Spit Take: Done dry in this strip.
 * Stupid Sexy Flanders
 * Stylistic Suck: The strips drawn by Freddy.
 * Take That: Several aimed at Megatokyo.
 * These lead up to a piece of Self-Deprecation: When he compares his vasectomy to a long line of people waiting to kick him in the nuts, Largo and Piro announce they've gone three times.
 * Useful Book: Nort finds himself with no toilet paper, and starts yelling blasphemous things until Chick-Boy shows up and flings some tracts into the stall. Punchline "I knew there was a use for these things."
 * Yaoi Guys: F'ga and Bobby.
 * Yonkoma