Conan (TV series)/Funny

"New Yorker in audience: HEY JACKASS! Conan: (Beat) Excuse me, sir? New Yorker: Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Lanky Doodle Dandy! I've been sittin' through all this L.A. crap; when are ya gonna show some highlights of the week of shows you did in New York?! Conan: OK, I'm sorry, just take it easy, sir- New Yorker: DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I swear to God, if you don't show some highlights from New York right now, I'm gonna tear this building apart with my bare hands!! Conan: Well actually, sir, I was just about to show some clips from our week in New York. New Yorker: (charmed) Oh! Well that's delightful! (sits down)"
 * During the Conan One Hour Earlier Best of Spectacular: