Johnny Bravo/Funny

"Donny: "Why don't you jump in the balls?" Johnny: "Why don't you jump in a river?""
 * In one episode Johnny is in Ireland, chasing a leprechaun, who tries to get away by turning into a sheep and hiding in a pasture. How does Johnny find him? By shouting "Scotland rules!", which causes the leprechaun-sheep to jump up and protest. Could also double as a Moment of Awesome, considering Johnny outsmarted someone.
 * "Follow your heart, Johnny...AND THEN BURN ATLANTA!" "Tiny General Sherman is right!"
 * It's even funnier if you know where Cartoon Network's headquarters is located.
 * In one episode, Johnny has Donny Osmond for a nanny. At the end, he floats away on an umbrella, attempting to imitate Mary Poppins. And then he's struck by lightning! "Oookay, that was a bad idea. Can I borrow your car?"
 * From the same episode:


 * "One Angry Bravo" full stop.
 * Johnny (to a woman he's trying to seduce) "I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?"
 * Johnny declaring "You shall be MY WIFE!" in a triumphant voice is pretty funny to hear.
 * Johnny trying to play "she loves me, she loves me not" with a field of four-leaved clovers, not realizing that because of the even number, "not" will always win.
 * An idiot meets his echo.