Hark! A Vagrant/Funny

"Banquo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Macbeth: (thinking) KILL EVERYONE. Banquo: Haha, our kids are totally gonna hook up. Macbeth: Wha?"
 * "Hey! Stop that! Go do some loner junk in the woods or something."
 * Jane Austen's reaction to Sense and Sensibility and Mister Darcy and Sharks In Space Riding Motorcycles Plus There Is a Time Machine.
 * After the witches tell their prophecy to Macbeth and Banquo:

"Macbeth: Send a message to Glam Castle! - Cue David Bowie - Macbeth: Oh, I meant Glamis."
 * And the strip after that one:

"Tom: You'll never be like us, Gatsby. We're old money. Gatsby: Well, how old?
 * Sexy Tudors. Particularly the last panel.
 * The Nancy Drew covers. "I don't want to solve this mystery."
 * These comics featuring Inspector Javert, especially the third and fourth ones.
 * This little exchange:

Tom: So old. Old as balls."


 * What baby.
 * Jules Verne's letter to Edgar Allan Poe.
 * Pretty much all of "Julius Caesar, Part 2," but especially the dogs of war and Cinna's bad verses.
 * Every comic here.
 * WHAT IF YOUR WIFE ORBITS MY DICK
 * Tycho that was uncalled for!
 * "But I have the heart and stomach of a king, and the wingspan of an albatross!" Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Everything involving The Watsons. "Jam!"