Fun with Leon and Ashley

Fun with Leon and Ashley is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.

This fanfic contains examples of:
""Yeah, you know why you're still a virgin Ashley? Because you're a fucking whore!""
 * A Date With Rosie Palms - Leon passionately makes love with himself.
 * Anatomically Impossible Sex
 * Anticlimax Boss - Saddler gets killed with a single shot from Leons rocket launcher.
 * Crosses the Line Twice - Everything.
 * Insane Troll Logic - Leon, quite often.

- Leon


 * Jerkass - Leon is this trope turned up to eleven! He constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
 * Out of Character - In fact, it's the whole premise of the story.
 * Rasputinian Death - In the end,
 * Squick - Leons constant ejaculations, which he gets from something as simple as seeing his own reflection in a pool of blood.
 * Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? - Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.