A Hell of a Time/Quotes

""Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.""

- Mark Twain

""Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!""

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homer's Triple Bypass"

""It's not much of an afterlife... more a sort of apres vie...""

- Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Goin' down! Party time All my friends are gonna be there too..."

- ACDC, Highway To Hell.

""Listen, how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade I mean... Two, Elgar and Liszt. That's all. We've got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?""

- Crowley, Good Omens

"Utahraptor: Is that all they do in Hell? Play video games all the time? The Devil: ACTUALLY IN HELL YOU CAN DO JUST ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT ONLY WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT YOU HAVE TO SING SONGS WITH ALL THE LYRICS REPLACED WITH "PARTY" T-Rex: That doesn't sound so bad! The Devil: YES WELL THATS WHY I INVENTED THE PLACE T-REX"

- Dinosaur Comics, "the devil claims to be significantly l33t"