Mobile Suit Gundam Abridged

Mobile Suit Gundam Abridged is an Abridged Series of Mobile Suit Gundam created in 2009 by Gutted Wren Studios.

"Amuro: My own father never hit me! Bright: Well, maybe he should have!"
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: Many of the characters are exaggerated versions of themselves, but perhaps the biggest change is Haro, who was designed by Amuro "to keep Frau away from [him]." His voice is clips of GLaDOS from Portal.
 * And Amuro is practically a basket case.
 * His father issues are taken to extremes, and often lead to rampages on the battlefield.
 * Dozle Zabi is a borderline Adult Child. After Garma bites it, Dozle goes to his dad for 'upsies'.
 * Black Comedy Rape: At the end of episode eight, when the ship was a mile high up.
 * Camp Gay: Garma, and all his men, too.
 * Captain Oblivious: "Bu-but, I don't believe Garma was gay!"
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Bright delivers one in episode 14 when Mirai points out that if the Gundam's reactor detonates, it could take out White Base too.
 * Cool Shades: Char, complete with The Who's Won't Be Fooled Again.
 * Domestic Abuse: Conversed for laughs in the scene where Bright slaps Amuro for refusing to pilot the Gundam:

"Degwin: Look, if I need advice on how to turn a litter of kittens into a sweater, then I'll come to you. Kycilia: It was two litters, and it was a coat. And you did think it looked rather cute on me. Degwin: That, it did, my Dear. That, it did."
 * Freak-Out: Bright loses it upon learning that Sayla was the one piloting the Gundam in episode 16.
 * Fur and Loathing

"Commander Wakkein: Those kids are too paranoid. Even the Red Comet wouldn't think to attack such a fortified position like Luna II. (cut to Char) Char: We're attacking the fortified position known as Luna II."
 * Gilligan Cut: From episode 4:

""It was the 400 hours I spent on Steel Battalion.""
 * I Know Mortal Kombat: Why kids can pilot the Gundams.

"Mirai: Sir, don't look at me like that. It's involuntary! Yar! I be cursed!"
 * Immune to Bullets: Char can't be hit because he's wearing pink.
 * "Allow me to reiterate my previous statement that your weapons are ineffective against me based on my pigmentation."
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: The DNA evidence gag hints that Bright could be Amuro's real dad.
 * Only Sane Employee: Bright does not like having to manage a crew of angsty teenagers.
 * Red Shirt: "But I'm wearing blue!"
 * Running Gag: "That's disgusting."
 * D N A Evidence.
 * A few episodes would end with any character saying "Wait..." after coming to sudden realization.
 * Anger Sayla and she'll shoot you in the crotch.
 * Allusions to sexual intercourse.
 * Ramba Ral and his Zeon forces mispronouncing "Earth phenomena", such as lightning as "litning", desert as "deesart" and Gundam as "Goondam".
 * Sampling: Part of the Speedy Techno Remake of the original show's theme.
 * Shout-Out: Many.
 * Soundtrack Dissonance: The most intense battles are coupled with unfitting, yet upbeat, music.
 * Talk Like a Pirate: Mirai, no matter how much she's asked to stop. She's just as confused about it as everyone else.


 * She doesn't do it when the crew is on vacation, though. When it's clearly over, she starts up again, much to Sayla's relief.
 * It might be the Minovsky Particles. Since when are they harmless?
 * The Alcoholic: Dren.
 * The Stoic: Also Dren, whose voice never wavers from its bored monotone, even in combat. Also functions as the Deadpan Snarker, with extra deadpan.