Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Web Original




 * The art collection website "Hey Oscar Wilde! It's Clobberin' Time!" has a name and banner that's all over this trope. It supplied the page image here (a contribution by one DocShaner).
 * From Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Actually a 3 liner, but still...): "Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm to to right-click on it and select "Empty recycle bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."
 * From Naruto The Comedy Spoof Series Show: "DATTE-FUCKING-BAYO, BITCH!!"
 * Though I have to disagree on the fact that Zabuza's ass was kicked directly after the line...
 * A Call Back from The Movie: "DATTEBAYO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
 * "It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
 * The That Guy With The Glasses Brawl has a few of these.
 * The Nostalgia Chick has "Let's kick ass and get cynical."
 * Linkara has "I'm not an idiot! I AM A MAN!" (though the ass-kicking is cut short by Benzaie).
 * In Suburban Knights, if  asks you, "What do you think of the 21st century?", run. You'll probably still die, but at least you know what's coming.
 * "This will be over before you find that flaw"