Nareto: The Scret Of Shiobi/Funny

Geez, where to start...?

Chapter One

 * Shew as with the fire hocage Sue-Nadie/ 'Wee 0now you have oly ben at Ninje Academmy four own weeks, but yo are the beast ninji inn the village. " say Sue. You will becom Gennine tomorrow, and your sensi well be Mite Gay. Mite Gay is a God teach, because heis youthful. You mastered every jitsue ever and your are stronger and pretier than me so i shold make you fire hokige, but everyone wood complain that you were to young to be fire hocige.
 * Emeraldia took ofdf her shit and got in the shour. But Mit Gay was I the widow!1111111!11!11!1!1111111 "Pevert." She yelled loudly at him. She throw a shuriken at him and he died!

Chapter Two

 * But Dye kill the leotard with his lasser.
 * Menwhale in other cowtree, the acutesushi wear planning to kill Emraldia!111!

Chapter Three

 * Emeradlia threw a FUR ball at Socora and shi fell ito the pit, defeted.
 * Sokera dres her katoona and attack ed Emeradlia with it! But Emeraldia was fastered than Sokir, so shi dodged it easiness. Sokera was so made at Emeradlai tat she use Punch Jushu on the gtround.. It created a whole in the flour and Emeralida fell in because she was tired (AN: Emeraldia isnot week, she just had to fihgt six hundread seventy ate joenine on her weigh to shool.) Sacurry said, "Who do you lick this?"" ad throw a loin into the pit! The loin tryed to eat Emeradlia but she dogged it.
 * They wet into the ship to got remen. Emeradlia orded Prok Needle Ramen, and she gott it for fee because the oner loved hear. Emeradlia was aboot to take suum ramen when sudeadly Sausori come out of her noodles!111!111!
 * (Know that wass a God story! You coodn't wrate somefing that goood so step hating me!111!)

Chapter Four

 * "The tim is right!11!" yeilled Emeraldia and kocked Soso ito the oven. Den she use exploud no jutsu and destiy him.
 * Suddually on the nows it said, "Maito Gay found dead." That's horribull" say Emeradlia, I wooder whom did it.
 * Did she forget that she killed him with one shuriken?
 * Nareto and Emeradiant arrided at the Hidig Band Village. "This dessert is hoetter than the Beef Village" say Emberald.

Chapter Five

 * Sheo kick Klank out of the trombone room. "Wow shin, you stronge!" Emeraldia. "Bite yoai are strongerest!" say Shint. "Yow bet Gario!" "I deed bet Mario boat ypou bet Klank!"
 * But Emeradlia asso saw SOSUKIE FIHTING HAS ANVIL BROTH ATTACH!

Chapter Six

 * Kornan had creeted an ivil armey. It had manny evils in eet. Iet alsa had Tom Henks and Ful Meatl Alchromust. "Hahaha!" shi laffed.
 * "Cann I boing mi amy?" ask Konoon. "No go in steth but binge Dadeara and Hiden." Mufasa roared lick a loin.
 * But Mufasa is a lion!
 * Thin Mello take her natebook and writ "Unko. Hart Attic". White deed it men?

Chapter Seven

 * Suttenley Sasuck perpaired his CHEATORI!5! """Lock behid u!' attasi shooted! Sasuuke did. Ottoch kocked hime inn teh heir!132!12!4! 'mi farther is Darth Valer u cunnot qin" ottachi expaned… "Nomun wil effer defood me!" i am uchina sask!1! sadsuke sayed at his rother i em rowerfull!z! "bite I hev Mango Sharkingan!me! attach till saske. add i half tre moist powrful tacknick evver!
 * Emeraliad pilled out a gun and shot Attachi in the feces.
 * "Thank ewe," Sosken sayAD. i loaf u Cow can prepay u? Wasuke assed.
 * "Tock toa the polise att teh polish staton. Yell them Sasokie set yu." Emeradlia wiz sooo! hippy thate shi creed add her tires wer rainbows! "Beuty is you," Sasick telled her ass he kossed her perfuct lips. "Butt now I mist go" Sansak xplaned . y doe u have too go Sokka? assed Emeraldia
 * 'Emerad-kunt you lok KAWAII!' somone shouted loudly like a noise. IT wad har best fiend Silvette! (Boom-kun tis is u! Sirry it took so lung to git you in)
 * "I thick sumbuddy turred Inno eville bi fedding her EVIL NOODLES!" scremed Kaiba.
 * Konon walked at the vilger etrance. Thin a bear aticked her! 'Oh no a HoBear!"" she gansted. With a rawr like a volcano erection, Konon runned aweigh to th Satonic Laundromat wear everone was a Stanist. She goateed into a washing mashine and turned it onn.
 * Good God, this is My Immortal all over again!

Chapter Eight

 * o nooooooo! Wii mist tell Fire Hokagate Sonady immediatly! Emeradlia gassed
 * Befour Emeradlia could gow to Fire Hokogo TowARR she sawed anoter Emeralia! Nooopooooooo! 'Yesh I am Oval Emradlia and my only wash is to DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY!' the bad persom evilly revieled. She smoshed to show shi was Sirius.
 * 'That moovie stars Gorge Cloney and Robird Downey and Meryl Steep and Sandra Bully and Adamn Sandlar and Adolf Hitler!' Twilit Sparkle said.
 * Moooooo! scremed Konen. I wet to al dat truble to get Full meal Alcmust and Iron mann and the otters.
 * 'it true! Yelled Tom Henks! I killed Santa!
 * Menwhale bak at Ninjatown. (AN: Reders this is wen Maary Sue shues up! I head Blomu-Kun hep me make her stooped) Emeradlia went into herr huse of Nina. Emradla's stupido sister Mary Sue was doin homewok.
 * Mary Sue rolled her eyes. "I'm not sure which is worse, your pathological desire to slaughter everyone you meet, or the fact the people still call you kawaii in spite of it," she muttered. Emrackli ignered her rudd sister and cotinued 'did you fed Jeff my loin?' Mary Sue sighed as she continued to do her homework. "No I did not feed your lion," she replied, struggling to keep calm. "Lions are not pets. They are dangerous animals, and I don't want to lose a limb because you were stupid enough to adopt one." Emralia culdnt belev er sisTron. 'Jefff wood neber hert me!' she yilled. "Yes, but I'm not you, am I?" questioned Mary Sue, who was filled with anger. "You could walk up to the Akatsuki leader and he would immediately start calling you his dream princess. I'm an ordinary person, and probably the only one in this town! Honestly, when I graduate from Ninja Academy I'm moving to a place where the people have sense!" Mary Sue stormed out of the kitchen and into her room, slamming the door behind her.
 * Mary Sue is not a Sue and she's the Only Sane Woman. And she's apparently the only person in the whole fanfic who actually knows how to spell.
 * Madara facepalmed.

Chapter Nine

 * And sum gai namd Tiv Tropes made a moovie orr sumthing about this with Shane Dawnsun as Thanatos butt i shud nut be saying about thantos becos hee isint in it yet. but yu cann make luts of theries abot Thenatos…. end mi story is god so i rite it fore u
 * Emradlia neji ad me cryed ass my bestest fiend died. Neji had abdorbed to muche Chakrios sew he gruw wangs and flied off ito the sunset.
 * a evil gy in a cloak of evil ad wearing a mosque put ot sum ramen bowl.
 * 'No the whorld sux I dont wsant to have to runn it!' paced madrio. "I gatored the five most evilest bad dudes in mine plantet! Wii will get the five seels used lung ago by the Stage of Sick Paths tpo stop Ninja God Empror Mike!1 Win we no-seal Mike the mike will shoe his gratitud and ed the word!1! violins will win beost heroes did unwin!1!
 * Xemnas ad his mother Shuzune woked inn,. 'Tune Emraxk ito Rame becost Xemnas is a hugry boi!' Shizun suigetsued
 * Emeraldia growed oldered ad morr powful Emratlo was twenti ad relly prettifyl