When Trees Attack/Quotes

""I'm talking, of course, about our endangered forests. We have to protect them, because trees can't protect themselves. Except, of course, the Mexican Fighting Trees...""

- The Simpsons, "Homer To The Max"

""Tha' trees be attackin'! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!""

- Durkon Thundershield, The Order of the Stick

""I think that I shall never see a beating as lovely as that handed out by a tree.""

- Belkar Bitterleaf, The Order of the Stick

""Of all the trees we could have hit, we had to get the one that hits back!""

- Ron, Harry Potter

""Rithannen i geven Thangen i harn Na fennas i daur Ôl dûr ristannen Eryn echuiannen I ngelaidh dagrar Ristar thynd, cúa tawar Dambedir enyd i ganed Si linna i waew trin ylf Isto i dur i chuiyl I ngelaidh dagrar.""

- "The Last March of The Ents", The Lord Of The Rings

""Let's say you come across an evil tree...""

- The Narrator, Kirby Mass Attack commercial

"Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. Pippin: Look, the trees! They're moving! Merry: Where are they going? Treebeard: They have business with the Orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock and stone. Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to war"

- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"The Territorial Oak burst into flames!"

- EarthBound

""Very angry foliage in these parts.""

- Lyndon the Scoundrel, Diablo III