Charlotte's Web/Funny

"Lamb: How about "Pig Supreme"? Charlotte: No good. It sounds like a rich dessert.
 * When trying to find a new word for Charlotte's web.

Goose: How about terrific, terrific, terrific?

Charlotte: Cut that down to one terrific and it will do nicely. I think terrific might impress Zuckerman.

Wilbur: But Charlotte, I'm not terrific.

Charlotte: You're terrific as far as I am concerned. Does anybody know how to spell it?

Goose: I think it's T double-E double-R double-R double-I double-F double-I double-C, C, C.

Charlotte: What kind of an acrobat do you think I am? It would take me all night to write a word like that into my web.

Ram: I would advise you not to consult geese in matters of spelling. The word is spelled T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C.

Goose: (annoyed) I still think it's prettier spelled T-double E-double R-...

Charlotte: Please! Let me spell it my way."


 * Wilbur attempts to make a web by tying a fairly short peice of string on his tail and jumping off a mound.