Freaky Flyers

""What are you waiting for? Jump in your plane and get freaky!""

- The Narrator

Freaky Flyers is a 2003 plane based combat/racer game released by Midway for the Xbox, Playstation 2 and Gamecube. Adventure mode sets you in a wacky cartoonish world where 14 colorful characters compete in races across wild and exotic locations.

Each character has his/her own story that progresses throughout the competition, told with a combination of pre-rendered cutscenes and still images with narration.

"Narrator: [She's a] GENETIC MUTANT FREAK! Johnny: Really?... I think that's kind of HOT!"
 * Art Shift: Sometimes cutscenes are presented as still drawings, almost slideshow style (Marcel Moreso's pre-Bandito Attack cutscene).
 * Casanova Wannabe: Johnny
 * Chasing Your Tail: The final boss floats backwards around a ringed planet throwing obsticals at you. Not suprising considering the game mechanics.
 * Double In-Law Marriage:
 * Full Name Ultimatum: Sven "Mitchel" 209.
 * Everything Is Better With Monkeys : With jetpacks too!
 * Game Levels
 * Remilitarized Zone: Bombsburg
 * Shifting Sand Land: Cave of Blunders
 * Womb Level: Intestinal Track
 * Germanic Efficiency / All Germans Are Nazis: Traci and her german narrator go into fits of shouting whenever they talk about the GLORY OF THE FATHERLAND!
 * Also Traci was
 * Gross Up Close-Up: Andre Latoilette, much to Johnny's horror.
 * Hot Librarian: Myrna Bookbottom.
 * Humongous Mecha: End Boss.
 * Insult Backfire


 * Lemony Narrator: do you enjoy long walks on the beach and quiet time with voice-over guys?
 * Mad Libs Dialogue: All of the "Spinning Paper" cutscenes that mention Danger Island have this monotone dub over said island's name, with no other explanation. Mysterious.
 * Master of Disguise: Pilot X reveals himself to every character for the final battle, even the one where he starts out as himself.
 * The Speechless / The Voiceless: The Marcel Moreso Bros were born mimes and SVEN-209 is a robot, so it's unknown if they can't or won't talk.
 * Split Personality: Myrna Bookbottom is a polite librarian, being ridiculously proper and restrained with no outlet has caused her to develop an alter ego in the persona of Margaret Basher, a rude and outright violent woman.
 * Spinning Paper: The intro and some of the cutscenes.
 * Thememobile
 * The lumberjack carved his plane out of wood.
 * The german girl flys a red barron-esq bi tri-plane.
 * The mafia don flys a plane that looks like a luxury mobster car.
 * The biker gang leader rides a bike shaped plane with ape hangers.
 * The billionaire oil sheik has a carpet with an engine on the back (somehow).
 * Wacky Racing