What the Hell, Casting Agency?/Quotes

""And may I just say, greatest scene ever. In interviews, Richard Kelly has said he deliberately cast people against type. Bravo, sir. Home run. Never in the history of film has an actress ever appeared more ridiculously out of place. I cannot imagine an actress being more misused than Cheri Oteri in Southland Tales. Well, Jon Lovitz could show up and kill people. But really, what are the chances of that?""

- Jordon Davis, recapping Southland Tales for The Agony Booth

""I don't think I've ever seen a poster inspire less confidence in a movie than the three-headed monster of Freddy Prinze Jr., Saffron Burrows and the crown fucking jewel, Matthew Lillard the skin-peelingly annoying jackhole from Hackers. What is wrong with you? You had a group of amazing actors, titans of Science Fiction [...] and instead of casting Mark Hamill!! you replace everyone with the main actors from She's All That? HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?! You replace Luke Skywalker with fucking Fred from Scooby Doo? [...] Fucking Freddy Prinze Jr. couldn't command fucking wings at a KFC!""

- The Spoony Experiment on Wing Commander The Movie

""After Jesse Einserberg's performance as Lex Luthor, I think alcohol is required." (They laugh out loud.)"

- TheFlickPick with Chris Stuckmann, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Spoiler Discussion