It's My Life/Drinking Game

One of the reviews of TEEN FORTRESS 2 proposed a "MarissaTheWriter Drinking Game":

"PLAY THE MARISSATHEWRITER DRINKING GAME!"

"Take a drink when:"

"1) 'lolling' is used as a verb."

"2) the main characters' names are misspelled in the most ridiculous way possible."

"3) the chapter number is incorrect (i.e. chapter fife and sex)"

"4) Marissa misspells her own name."

"I guarantee you will die of alcohol poisoning before you finish this chapter."

Several additional points were added since the review:

5) nouns or adjectives are used as verbs (britished, russianed, happied);

6) anytime someone "o-mouthed";

7) INEXPLICABLE PLOT TWIST TIME;

8) Characters talk in text speak;

9) When she says 'feces' instead of face.


 * The Half World came up with its own version:

"Play the It’s My Life/Teen Fortress 2 drinking game! Take a drink every time Marissa’s name is spelled wrong. Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “… CHARACTER NAME!”

Take a drink every time a noun or adjective is used as a verb (“britished”, “russianed”, “texased” “happied”, etc.).

Take a drink every time someone is “lolling” or “o-mouth”ing.

Take a drink every time someone is using “drugs an beer”.

Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “feces” instead of “faces” or “face”.

Take a drink every time there’s a random cameo (Gordon Freeman and his wife Alex What Ever, Gas, the zomboys from Dead Space, etc.).

You’ll be dead by the end of the fic. Guaranteed. Works every time."


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