Paedo Hunt/Quotes

""Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays﻿ with a child who is not his own a paedophile -- some people are just nice.""

- Scroobius Pip, Thou Shalt Always Kill

""By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub -- who knew for definite -- I now pronounce you -- a paedophile.""

- The Paedofinder General, Monkey Dust

""Why don't you have a seat over there?""

- Chris Hansen, Dateline, "To Catch A Predator."

""If pedos looked like pedos, they'd never do any... pedo-ing!""

- Nina, Being Human.

"''"'I think this thing's gone a little too far, hell, I only offered him a CANDY BAR!' I said 'WAIT!' I said 'What are you doin'?' They said 'PRE-VERT the kid's life is ruined!'"''"

- Peter Paul And Mary, "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"