Inanimate Insanity/Characters

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MePhone4


Labeled The Host, MePhone4 is an IPhone and is the The Host of the show, and while not the nicest, he has his moments.


 * Berserk Button:
 * Big Eater: He calls himself a fat slob. A running gag in Season 1 is him making cookies and eating them all.
 * Born as an Adult: MePhone was created and programmed to be an adult.
 * Captain Ersatz: To Chris Mclean. In fact, in the first episode of the first season, he sounded just like him.
 * Comedic Sociopathy: Cares very little about the well-being of the contestants.
 * Dark and Troubled Past:
 * Depraved Kids' Show Host: Depending on the Writer.
 * Disney Death:
 * Everyone Has Standards: He may act unsympathetic, but is against passing chainsaws as prizes.
 * Game Show Host
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath: MePhone may be a Jerk but is not evil.
 * Hidden Depths: He is a Reality TV Show Host because he was inspired by his key entertainment.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: He may be a Jerk, but he is able to get along with most of the contestants. He also gives MePad a lot of respect and actually thanks Toilet once.
 * Laser-Guided Karma: Got sued, sent to jail and sneezed on.
 * Sweet Tooth: LOVES cookies.
 * Took a Level In Kindness: Still a sociopath, he became less sadistic.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Cookies.

MePad


Labeled The Assistant, MePad is MePhone's assistant and unlike him, he's a Nice Guy.


 * Deadpan Snarker: While he displays little emotion, MePad is prone to saying sarcastic remarks to his co-workers.
 * Nice Guy: Unlike MePhone, MePad is generally kind and caring.
 * Only Sane Man: The only staff member who isn't a Jerk or an idiot.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Toilet's Red.
 * Stoic: He hides his emotions by being this.
 * Teleportation: His Power.
 * Token Good Teammate: Again, the only one who isn't a Jerk or an Idiot.

Toilet


A Toilet who is labeled The Buffoon, for obvious reasons.


 * The Chew Toy: Gets pushed around a lot.
 * The Ditz: He isn't labeled The Buffoon for fun.
 * Iron Butt Monkey: Nothing seems to bring him down.
 * Keet: FILLED to the brim with energy.
 * Large Ham: Very Hammy.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Red to MePad's Blue.
 * Simpleton Voice: Has a dopey sounding british accent.
 * Toilet Humor: He is a Toilet, yet surprisingly subverted.

Apple


A Red Delicious Apple who is really stupid and in her own words, is "Definitionally Challenged"


 * The Ditz: She isn't labeled "The Forgettable" for fun.
 * Extreme Omnivore: Eats an entire bin of garbage in one episode.
 * Guttural Growler: Has a deep and raspy voice which is uncommon for females.
 * Hidden Depths: She's writing a novel, according to her website.
 * I've Heard of That! What Is It?: Whenever she is using a word she apparently doesn't know the definition of.
 * Manipulative Bitch:
 * Please Don't Leave Me:
 * Sixth Ranger: Joins Team Epic when she wins the paintball war.

Balloon


A salmon red Balloon who went from a Jerkass to a Nice Guy.


 * Ambiguously Gay: With OJ.
 * The Atoner: His willingness to make amends are genuine.
 * Berserk Button: He hates being called pink.
 * Butt Monkey: He gets popped a lot, including by people who want him gone.
 * Catchphrase: "Oh c'mon"
 * The Chew Toy: He gets popped a lot.
 * Easily Forgiven: Being labeled "The Forgivable",
 * Enemy Mine: With Nickel in Season 3.
 * Fat Bastard: Due to his round physique, he is viewed as fat.
 * The Friend Nobody Likes: Nobody trusts him due to his previous behavior.
 * Grew a Spine:
 * Heel Face Turn: Turned from Jerkass to Nice Guy.
 * Helium Speech: Yes
 * Jerkass: Was this in season 1, now a Nice Guy in seasons 2 and 3.
 * Manipulative Bastard: He was formerly labeled "The Manipulative One".
 * Nice Guy: Balloon became this in seasons 2 and 3.
 * Reformed but Rejected:
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The sensitive guy to Nickel's Manly Man.
 * Shrinking Violet: Is very insecure and does poorly under social pressure.
 * Tears of Remorse: He is holding a lot of guilt in him.
 * Took a Level In Kindness: He went from a Jerkass to a Nice Guy.

Baseball


A giant baseball who is very strong and a great leader of The Grand Slams.


 * All for Nothing:
 * The Alliance: With Nickel and Suitcase.
 * Berserk Button: Calling him fat.
 * The Big Guy: His label is "The Large And In Charge and he also has Super Strength.
 * Characterisation Marches On: He was quiet and introverted in the first season, now he is the strongest character in the show.
 * The Comically Serious: He didn't even react when Paintbrush set him on fire.
 * Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: In his cynical state.
 * Despair Event Horizon:.
 * Foil: To Nickel, who is a Jerkass and Baseball is a Nice Guy.
 * Gentle Giant: Baseball is Large And In Charge and a Nice Guy.
 * It's All My Fault:
 * Lovable Jock: He is shown to be good at soccer and one of the strongest, yet also the nicest.
 * Jerkass Ball: He often give Microphone the cold shoulder.
 * Large And In Charge: His Label.
 * Nice Guy: Baseball is one of the kindest people on the show.
 * Only Sane Man: He's more levelheaded than most people.
 * Super Strength: His power.
 * Took A Level In Badass: Became one of the strongest contestants on the show.
 * You Are Fat: Hates being called so.

Bomb


Bomb is a Flat Character, whose only personality is his stutter and being a Nice Guy.


 * Cartoon Bomb: No duh.
 * Flat Character: The least characterized out of all contestants.
 * Jerkass Ball: Killed OJ for immunity.
 * Made of Explodium: A bomb.
 * Nice Guy: A good bomb.
 * Speech Impediment: Has a bad stutter.

Knife
A pocket knife who, as his label applies, is a major Jerkass and proud of it. Come Season 2, he is now a Jerk With a Heart of Gold.


 * Asshole Victim: He gets eliminated early for his jerkish personality.
 * Card-Carrying Villain: He takes great pride in his moniker.
 * Character Development: Went from a Jerkass to a Jerk With a Heart of Gold.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Over-uses it a little.
 * Guttural Growler: His voice is deep and raspy.
 * Jerkass: He is (self) labeled "The Jerk" for a reason. However...
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: ...he grew to show his kinder side.
 * Only Sane Man: The only one who didn't have a Break the Cutie moment.
 * Pet the Dog: With Pickle, Suitcase and Microphone.
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Paper's Sensitive Guy.
 * Took a Level In Kindness: He gets better after Trophy blackmailed him.

Lightbulb
A lightbulb who is a great yet quirky leader of The Bright Lights.


 * Big Eater: She ate 53 cookies.
 * Bizarre Taste in Food: Lightbulb has a... unique taste when it comes to food.
 * Brilliant But Lazy: She has tons of good ideas, but is too goofy for them to work.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: And how.
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast: Things did not go well when she got her hands on Test Tube's Time Machine.
 * Ditzy Genius: Has great ideas ,but otherwise makes no sense.
 * Extreme Omnivore: Tries to eat a lot of random stuff.
 * The Face: Of The Bright Lights.
 * Flanderization: Her nonsensicality reached insane levels.
 * Genki Girl: Full of energy.
 * Light'Em Up: She's a lightbulb.
 * Nice Girl: Very nice and open to others.
 * Plucky Comic Relief: Her label should be changed to "The Funniest Light Around".
 * Shock and Awe: Pretty shocking if you ask me.
 * Stepford Smiler:
 * Talking Lightbulb: Literally.
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Cookies.

Marshmallow
A marshmallow whose sweet on the outside, cynical on the inside.


 * The Cynic: Her secondary personality in season 2.
 * Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress:Apparently, she can control gravity, but is unable to use it properly.
 * In-Series Nickname: Referred to as "Marsh".
 * My God, What Have I Done?:
 * Nice Girl: Very sweet, hence her label.

Nickel
A 5C coin who is very cynical and even more sarcastic Jerkass.


 * The Alliance: With Baseball and Suitcase.
 * Blessed With Luck: Clover gave him good luck...
 * Blessed with Suck: ...however he considers it a pain in the ass.
 * Born Lucky: Clover gave him good luck.
 * Characterisation Marches On: He wasn't that big of a Jerkass in season 1.
 * Deadpan Snarker: And how. Hence his label.
 * Enemy Mine: With Balloon in season 3.
 * Flat Character: Apparently his sarcasm and jerkassery are the only aspects of his personality.
 * Foil: To Baseball, who is a Nice Guy, while Nickel is a Jerkass.
 * The Friend Nobody Likes: Extremely unpleasant to be around.
 * Heel Face Turn: Formed a genuine friendship with.
 * Jerkass: Nickel is very unpleasant...
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: but he eventually formed a genuine friendship with
 * Kick the Dog: To Soap, Suitcase and Balloon.
 * Odd Friendship: With Baseball and later on,
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Balloon's Sensitive Guy.
 * Took a Level In Jerkass: He was moderately nice in season 1, but is now a Jerkass in season 2.

OJ
A glass of orange juice and the king of II. He is also the owner of Hotel OJ.


 * Death by Despair: Seeing his Hotel in collateral damage made him shatter.
 * Didn't Think This Through: A-OJ as he thought it would.
 * Does Not Like Spam: He dislikes chocolate for being acidic, despite orange juice being acidic as well.
 * Drunk with Power:
 * The Everyman: "The Normal Guy" is his label.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: With Paper.
 * Jerkass Ball:
 * Nice Guy: He built Hotel OJ for everyone to enjoy.
 * Only Sane Man: Has the most common sense in season 1.
 * Poor Communication Kills:
 * Temporary Substitute:
 * Workaholic: Became addicted to running the hotel.

Paintbrush
A wooden paintbrush who is and has a a violent temper.


 * Affectionate Nickname: Lightbulb refers to them as "Painty".
 * Ambiguous Gender: Their gender was bit of issue in seasons 1 and 2.
 * Burning with Anger: Their temper is so hot, their bristles catch fire!
 * Characterisation Marches On: Paintbrush didn't have their temper in season 1.
 * Competition Freak: Takes the game very seriously.
 * Control Freak: Is very bossy.
 * Expressive Hair: Their hair catches fire, hence their name "The Hothead".
 * Flanderization: Has an extreme obsession for winning.
 * Hair-Trigger Temper: And how.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: Sure they are temperamental, bossy, and obsessed with winning, but they wouldn't strike you as a bad guy
 * Lean and Mean: Zig-zagged.
 * Serious Business: The competition is paramount to him.
 * Token Minority:

Paper
A piece of loose-leaf paper who is really kind and sensitive.


 * Butt Monkey: Paper gets hit hard in this.
 * The Cutie: A sweet and caring guy.
 * Evil Brit: As part of his label, "The Psycho", his evil personality fits the bill.
 * Go Mad From the Isolation: If his Psycho label wasn't enough proof.
 * Heterosexual Life Partner: With OJ.
 * In Touch with His Feminine Side: He is less masculine than most other male characters.
 * Ironic Nickname: He is labeled "The Psycho", but is the exact opposite.
 * Kill It with Water: Being a piece of paper, he melts when in contact with it.
 * Made of Iron: Water is an exception.
 * Nervous Wreck: Has a hard time saying what he needs to say.
 * Nice Guy: Paper is a kind and caring guy.
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Sensitive Guy to Knife's Manly Man.
 * Split Personality:

Pepper
A Valley Girl pepper shaker who "BCFFs" with Salt.


 * Attention Whore: Not as much as Salt, but loves the attention.
 * Blind Mistake: Due to having cucumbers over her eyes,
 * Does Not Like Spam: She and Salt do not like candy.
 * Flat Character: She and Salt have little personality.
 * Salt and Pepper: Respectively.
 * Valley Girl: Behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl.

Pickle
A laid-back cucumber who is really stupid but really nice.


 * Butt Monkey: Suffers a lot of injuries.
 * The Ditz: Hence his label, "The Idiot".
 * Dumbass No More: His label should be "The Former Idiot".
 * Early Installment Weirdness: He originally had a western accent.
 * Eye Scream: Suffered one in episode 11.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Fell in love with an inanimate pickle, then eat "her".
 * Nice Guy: He is very laid-back and sweet.
 * Non-Indicative Name: Despite being named Pickle, he is a cucumber.

Salt
A Valley Girl who is "BCFFs" with Pepper.


 * Alpha Bitch:
 * Attention Whore: Loves the attention.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl: To OJ.
 * Does Not Like Spam: Does not like candy.
 * It's All About Me: Salt is very selfish.
 * Salt and Pepper: Respectively.
 * Valley Girl: Behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl.

Taco (SPOILERS)
A veggie taco who pretended to have a random personality.


 * Arc Villain: In seasons 1 & 2.
 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Pretended to be random yet endearing to hide her evilness.
 * Breath Weapon: Can fire 1000s of lemons out of her mouth.
 * Catchphrase: "SOUR CREAM".
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Her fake personality.
 * Evil All Along: Taco was only pretending to be random.
 * Evil Brit: Her real voice.
 * False Friend: To Pickle.
 * For The Lulz: Naming Balloon's team "ChickenLeg".
 * The Host: Of The Taco Show.
 * The Friend Nobody Likes: She wasn't all that respected in Season 1, but got worse after her reveal.
 * The Heavy: Gets a major role in Season 2.
 * Manipulative Bitch: Her main personality.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Microphone's red.

Box
The object that is not alive.


 * The Load: He can't move so he can't help.
 * The Silent Bob: He can't speak.

Cheesy
A brick of Maasdam cheese with a terrible sense of humor.


 * Berserk Button: Saying he is not funny.
 * Characterisation Marches On: Became the Pungeon Master in Season 2.
 * Early-Bird Cameo: Appeared in episodes 4 & 7.
 * Flanderization: His jokes get more mean-spirited as the series goes on,
 * The Load: Rather make puns than focus on the challenge.
 * Odd Name Out: His name ends with "y".
 * Pungeon Master: The master of terrible puns
 * Punny Name: He makes "cheesy" jokes.
 * Visual Pun: A piece of cheese that makes cheesy jokes.

Cherries
A pair of maraschino cherries that have two bodies, but are one person.


 * Always Identical Twins: However, he leans to one person with two bodies.
 * Conjoined Twins: Joined at the stem.
 * The Dividual: They look and think alike.
 * Nice Guy: In the comic, "Butterflies", his prank on Trophy was to help him find something to take pictures of.
 * The Prankster: Though they are mostly harmless.

Fan
A chinese fan, who is a big fan of II.


 * Ascended Fanboy: Fan is a big fan of Inanimate Insanity.
 * Birds of a Feather: With Test Tube.
 * Character Blog: Updates one regularly.
 * Distressed Dude:
 * Epileptic Trees: Has a lot of theories.
 * Extraverted Nerd: Fan is quirky and easily excited, and does nothing to hide it.
 * Fanboy: He's a fan get it?
 * The Gadfly: Oh look, Paintbrush is Burning with Anger. You should be scared, Fan.
 * Innocently Insensitive: Unintentionally hurts Marshmallow and angers Paintbrush.
 * The Load: Not as bad as other characters, he also has this bad habit.
 * Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Calling Fan feminine is a bit of a stretch, but he is the Feminine Boy to Test Tube's Masculine Girl.
 * Nice Guy: One of the nicest contestants of Season 2.
 * Non-Action Guy: Whenever he is playing The Load.
 * Ship Tease: He has a lot of chemistry with Test Tube.
 * Visual Pun: A fan who is a big fan of the show.

Microphone
An upbeat and kind microphone who is suffering from confidence issues, thanks to her team's criticism.


 * Berserk Button: Cheesy's jokes.
 * Deadpan Snarker: From time to time.
 * Dude, Where's My Respect?: She tries her best in most of the challenges,
 * Everyone Has Standards: Microphone will never resort to violence.
 * Fatal Flaw: Her inability to control her volume.
 * The Friend Nobody Likes: Because of her Fatal Flaw.
 * Heel Face Turn:
 * Hidden Depths: Microphone is suffering from self-esteem issues.
 * Ironic Nickname: Her label is "The Loud and Proud". While definitely loud, she surely isn't proud.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: She is abrasive at times, but is a kind soul.
 * Make Me Wanna Shout: Her label is "The Loud and Proud".
 * Nice Girl: Upbeat and kind.
 * No Indoor Voice: Her label is "The Loud and Proud".
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red to blue.
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: The tomboy to Soap's girly girl.

Soap
A bottle of soap who suffers from OCD.


 * Gamer Chick: Developed an interest in video games.
 * Hidden Depths: She begins scrapbooking memories.
 * Jerkass Ball:.
 * Lethal Chef: Her cooking skills aren't exactly the greatest.
 * Neat Freak: Her label.
 * Nice Girl: Pretty nice when not being abrasive.
 * Only Friend: For Microphone.
 * Terrified of Germs: Her label is "The Neat Freak".
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: The girly girl to Microphone's tomboy.

Suitcase
A suitcase and is easily the kindest, gentlest and shyest characters on the show.


 * Awesome Aussie: Suitcase speaks with an australian accent and has a fair share of badass moments.
 * The Alliance: With Baseball and Nickel.
 * Break The Cutie: Big time.
 * Character Development: Suitcase was very shy and had trouble standing up for herself. As the series went on,
 * The Cutie: Shy and unconditionally sweet.
 * The Dog Bites Back:
 * Extreme Doormat: Her label is "The Pushover".
 * Grew a Spine:
 * The Ingenue: Sweet, kind and gentle.
 * Nice Girl: Easily the sweetest girls in the show.
 * Shrinking Violet: Suitcase is very insecure and timid, has trouble standing up for herself and all of that caused her to be an Extreme Doormat.
 * Trauma Conga Line:

Test Tube
A glass vial filled with a green chemical. She is very smart but very awkward.


 * Ambiguously Jewish: Her accent and the fact she said "mazel tov".
 * Birds of a Feather: With Fan.
 * Break the Scientist: Mentally, yes at times, but physically, definitely literally.
 * Characterisation Marches On: Her social awkwardness wasn't apparent in earlier episodes of season 2.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Very odd, but is able to make a working laser cannon with just a telescope and a handheld taser.
 * Ditzy Genius: Though it's usually Fan that gives her the advice.
 * Gadgeteer Genius: Able to build tons of inventions,
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck: Golly, Gosh, and GeeWilikers anyone?
 * Innocently Insensitive:
 * Larynx Dissonance:She is confused as a male by fans due to being voice by a male.
 * Jerkass Ball: In "Hatching the Plan".
 * Mama Bear: Test Tube is very protective of Fan.
 * Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The Masculine Girl to Fan's Feminine Boy.
 * Nice Girl: She's very nice to everyone, especially Fan.
 * No Social Skills: At least that's what she says.
 * The Smart Girl: Her love of science makes her the smartest on the show.
 * Ship Tease: Has a lot of chemistry with Fan.

Tissues
A seriously sick tissue box. He has a thing called "The Condishawn".


 * All of the Other Reindeer: Unintentionally annoys people with his sneezing.
 * Apologises a Lot: Always apologizes for his sneezing.
 * Brick Joke: He is roommates with Trophy, someone who asked to form an alliance with.
 * Catchphrase: "It's my ConDiSHAWN".
 * Does Not Like Spam: Like the rest of the population (sans Lightbulb), he dislikes oatmeal raisin cookies.
 * Hidden Depths: Tissues is concerned with environmental temperatures.
 * I Just Want to Have Friends: Type B.
 * Literal-Minded: "Trophy Horseplay", anyone?
 * Small Role, Big Impact: He sneezed on MePhone4,
 * Throw the Dog a Bone: Tissues is able to gain a few friends, like Box, Fan and Yin-Yang.

Trophy
A 1st place trophy who is Jerk Jock.


 * Blackmail: Does this to Knife when he catches his soft spot,
 * Devil in Plain Sight: Everyone saw how much of an asshole he was
 * Go Mad From the Isolation:
 * Hate Sink: Has little to no redeeming qualities, or that's what we're led to believe.
 * Hidden Depths: Trophy has taken an interest in photography.
 * It's All About Me: His ego is even bigger than Baseball.
 * Informed Ability: He claims to be athletic, hence his name "The Jock". Trophy has done nothing athletic on the show, unless you count trying to beat up Pepper.
 * Jerk Jock: Trophy claims to be athletic, and manages to be a bigger dick than Knife.
 * Jerk With the Heart of A Jerk: He is more upset that Knife lost the challenge than the fact he broke his leg.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: Found a friend in Box.
 * Laser-Guided Karma: He gets eliminated for blackmailing Knife and becomes Tissue's roommate after telling him to die.

Yin-Yang
An anthropomorphic yin-yang symbol. Yin is the white half, kind, moral and level-headed. Yang is the black, Ax Crazy, evil and amoral.


 * Easy Come, Easy Go: They can't stand each other, but are unable to balance each other out when seperated.
 * Foil:
 * To each other. Yin is a Nice Guy while Yang is a Jerkass.
 * Both of them are this to Cherries. The Cherries get along great with each other. Yin and Yang, not so much.
 * Jekyll and Hyde: It's two people in the same body.
 * The Load: Due to their constant bickering, they both come off as a nuisance to The Bright Lights.
 * Noodle Incident: They committed fraud one time.
 * Order vs. Chaos: It's usually chaos that wins.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Yang is the red oni, Yin is the blue oni.
 * Right Way, Wrong Way Pair: Yin is a Nice Guy, while Yang is Jerkass.
 * Salt and Pepper: Both are needed to balance each other out.
 * Sharing a Body: Two different minds forming a full entity.

Yin

 * Beware the Nice Ones: Yin gave Nickel a brutal trash talk.
 * Butt Monkey: You have Yang to thank for that.
 * Character Development: Yin doesn't argue with Yang as much as he did in Season 3.
 * Deadpan Snarker: In Season 3.
 * Early Installment Weirdness: Yin would show the same emotions as Yang in season 2.
 * Extreme Doormat: No thanks to Yang.
 * Foil: To each other. Yin is a Nice Guy while Yang is a Jerkass.
 * Jerkass Ball: He ate Dough alive.
 * Nice Guy: Yin is the nicest guy around.
 * Only Sane Man: He's attached to Yang.
 * Order vs. Chaos: Yang usually wins.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue oni to Yang's red oni.
 * Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The sensitive guy to Yang's Manly Man
 * Throw the Dog a Bone: Yang decides to be nicer to him

Yang
"Yang: We destroyed the government!"
 * Ax Crazy: Deranged to outrageous levels.
 * Bomb-Throwing Anarchists:

"Yang: I am not nice."
 * Card-Carrying Villain:


 * Even Evil Has Standards: I guess even Yang can't pick on Paintbrush for their gender issues.
 * Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Yang truly loves Yin like a brother.
 * For the Evulz: Loves being violent just for the heck of it.
 * Jerkass: Thrives in making people's lives hell.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He may be evil, but is not as bad in season 3 as he was in season 2. Yang begins to treat Yin nicer.
 * Large Ham: To the Extreme.
 * Took a Level In Kindness: Yang starts treating Yin nicer.

Blueberry
An extremely cynical blueberry who can never see the good in anything.


 * The Cynic: And how.
 * The Eeyore: He could give him a run for his money.
 * Flat Character: Cynicism is the only aspect of his personality

Bot (SPOILERS)
A robotic bow built to replace the real bow.


 * Clones Are People, Too: The other contestants help them find their own identity.
 * Cloning Blues: They did not appreciate being there to replace Bow.
 * Meaningful Name: Their name is Bot, and they are a robot.
 * The Nameless: Until episode 12.
 * Replacement Goldfish: To Bow and the egg.
 * Robotic Reveal: It's revealed they are a robot.
 * Token Minority: They are nonbinary.

Cabby
A file cabinet.

"Yin: Oh, thank you, Cabby! He's the perfect little gift. You're a lot nicer than everyone says you are."
 * Control Freak: She expects everyone in her files to act exactly how she wrote them about.
 * Disproportionate Restitution: Got Fan eliminated for reading her file.
 * Hidden Depths: Cabby is apparently very forgetful.
 * Hoist By Her Own Petard:
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She may have acted like an Insufferable Genius, but got a friend in Yin-Yang.

Candle
A purple candle.


 * Aura Vision:
 * Glowing Eyes: Whenever her inner flame awakens.
 * Mind Over Matter: She gains telekinetic powers when her inner flame takes control.
 * Nice Girl: See Team Mom.
 * Team Mom: Always looking out for The Thinkers, especially Yin-Yang.

Clover
A lucky four-leaf clover.


 * Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny: Whenever a butterfly is involved.
 * Born Lucky: She is a lucky four-leaf clover.
 * My God, What Have I Done?:
 * Nice Girl: She gave Nickel her good luck. Nickel!
 * Speaks Fluent Animal: She speaks butterfly according to herself.

The Floor
A face on the ground.


 * Awesome Aussie: Speaks with an australian accent and has a few badass moments.
 * Big Eater: He claims to be "quite the foodie".
 * Catchphrase: "Hahaha... What?"
 * In-Series Nickname: He is called "Floory" by his fellow contestants.
 * Nice Guy: Easy-going and loves making friends.
 * Stealth Pun: Speaks with an australian accent and is down under people.

Goo
A blue slime ball who is terrible with analogies.

"Cabby: like listening to a road accident."
 * Analogy Backfire: A running gag is him giving out terrible analogies.
 * Cute but Cacophonic: As Cabby puts it,


 * Metaphorgotten: Is not good with metaphors.
 * Nice Guy: Wishes to bring joy to his fellow teammates.

Lifering
A life preserver ring, who works as a lifeguard.


 * Beware the Nice Ones: Lifering is nice and cooperative, but has a violent temper.
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome: Lifering always finds himself in need due to being a lifeguard.
 * Hair-Trigger Temper: Apparently he has a very short temper. Pickle learned that the hard way.
 * Hidden Depths: He is very good at making puns.
 * Informed Ability: He is said to be very fast, despite it never occurring in the show.
 * The Leader: Of The Sinkers.
 * Lovable Jock: Lifering is very energetic, athletic and the fastest. He is also the nicest.
 * Nice Guy: Lifering is always there for his team and is always looking out for them. It helps that he cares about their safety.
 * Serious Business: When it comes to safety.
 * Team Dad: To The Sinkers.

Silver Spoon
A silver spoon who lives up to the expression, "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth".

"Silver Spoon: The former king of Inanimate Insanity...DETHRONED."
 * Alliterative Name: Silver Spoon.
 * In Series Nickname: He is called "Silver" for short.
 * Manipulative Bastard: See Unsportsmanlike Gloating.
 * Meaningful Name: "Born with a Silver Spoon in your mouth."
 * Mock Millionaire: Silver isn't rich, but that doesn't stop him from acting like he is.
 * Noblewoman's Laugh: His laugh is very haughty.
 * Smarter Than You Look: Silver is surprisingly smart...
 * Unsportsmanlike Gloating: ...as he is able

Tea Kettle
A teapot who tries to be the Team Mom.


 * Berserk Button: Rejecting her kindness.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: TK may be nice, but has a short temper.
 * Hair-Trigger Temper: Like Paintbrush, she makes a steaming sound and turns red when angered, which is easy to do.
 * High-Pressure Emotion: Makes a steaming sound and turns red when angered, which is easy to do.
 * Nice Girl: Serves as a Team Mom.
 * Non-Indicative Name: Tea Kettle is actually a teapot.
 * Team Mom: Well, tries to be this, but is too anger prone to play it straight.
 * Yiddish as a Second Language: "Meshugas", "Chutzpah", and "Bupkis".