Strawman News Media/Quotes

"PR Guy: Our company is skilled in many other things that are never reported by the biased media. Media quote: Our company ____killed___m____other t__________er_________e______________s_______a."

- The Dilbert Principle

""Do we have a free press today? Sure. It's free to report all the sex scandals, all the stock market news, [and] every new health fad that comes down the pike. But when it comes to the real down and dirty stuff" Such stories are not even open for discussion.""

- Gary Webb