The Questport Chronicles/Funny

"Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright."
 * When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:

"Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector? The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer. Ghost: What, again? The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!"
 * The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.


 * Have you hugged a thug today?
 * Pretty much the entire scene with Aeolus.