Don't Go in the Woods



"Don't go out in the woods tonight, you probably will be thrilled Don't go out in the woods tonight, you probably will be killed There's a friendly beast, who lurks about And likes to feast, you won't get out Without being killed, and chopped up in little pieces"

- The Credits Song

Don't Go in the Woods (which sometimes has ... Alone! tacked on to the end of it) is an infamously inept 1981 Slasher Film and Video Nasty, and the Trope Namer for Don't Go in The Woods.

The plot, as it were, depicts two couples (Craig and Joanie, and Peter and Ingrid) heading into the wilderness near an unnamed town, intent on camping out over the weekend (to the chagrin of Peter, who thought by "camping out" his friends meant "get a cozy cabin somewhere"). As the quartet hike through the beautiful countryside, a grizzled and deranged mountain man (simply credited as "Maniac" and called "the Wild Man" in one scene) who lives in a hidden, dilapidated cabin begins picking off random people who happen to be in the forest. The Maniac's preferred weapon is a big, homemade spear.

Along with the usual hikers and campers, victims also include a bird watcher, a pair of tourists, a honeymooning couple, an artist, a fisherman, and a lone man in a wheelchair.

As the maniac is running amok, the four main characters soon realize something is wrong. They become scattered after Craig is murdered, forcing them to fight for survival in the dangerous wild on their own.

Meanwhile the local sheriff -- after putting off investigating the numerous missing persons reports filed as of late -- begins looking into the disappearances. Although it may be too late...

The film received a special edition DVD release by Code Red in 2006, after being in VHS Hell for several years. The release came with a variety of special features, such as two commentaries, an hour-long featurette composed of interviews with those involved with the production, old TV spots, and much more. In 2009, Code Red put this release back out as a part of double feature with the similarly-themed The Forest.

Deron Miller is a big fan of this film, to the point that he participated in the commentaries of the aforementioned DVD. Make of that what you will.

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 * Don't Go in The Woods

""Do you... smell something? Strange, sickening... awful?""
 * Accidental Murder: Peter stabbing a hiker, mistaking him for the killer.
 * All There in the Manual: The trailer reveals the first victim's name is Alma.
 * All There in the Script: The credits state Joanie's full name is Joanne.
 * An Arm and a Leg: The bird watcher loses an arm.
 * An Axe to Grind: The maniac had one, which the baby he took plays with.
 * Anticipatory Breath Spray: Deputy Benson.
 * Auto Erotica: Cherry and Dick.
 * Ax Crazy
 * Badass Beard: The maniac.
 * Bare Your Midriff: The roller skater.
 * Batman Gambit: The maniac leaves a trinket-covered stick lying near a hiker, who grabs it. When Peter hears the hiker approaching thanks to the jingling stick, he lashes out, and accidentally kills him.
 * Battle Couple: Peter and Ingrid kill the maniac together, stabbing him what was probably over a dozen times each.
 * Bazaar of the Bizarre: The maniac's junk-filled cabin.
 * Bear Trap: The fisherman gets one to the face.
 * Big No
 * Bittersweet Ending: The maniac is dead, but the baby he took is left alone in the woods.
 * Blade on a Stick: The maniac's main weapon.
 * Blood From the Mouth: Dick, and the artist.
 * Blood Is Squicker in Water: Alma falls into a stream, which turns red around her.
 * Bow Ties Are Cool: The bird watcher.
 * Breast Attack: While the maniac is hacking away at Joanie with a machete, he hits her in the breasts a few times.
 * Broken Heel: Alma trips several times.
 * Bury Your Disabled: A guy in a wheelchair, who apparently decided it would be a good idea to go out hiking unassisted, gets decapitated.
 * Carpet of Virility: Dick.
 * Carry a Big Stick: Peter and Joanie grab big branches for defense.
 * Catapult Nightmare: Experienced by Peter.
 * Caught in a Snare: A pair of campers, and Joanie (though that time was courtesy of Craig).
 * Chase Scene
 * Clueless Deputy: Deputy Benson.
 * Cool Shades
 * Creator Cameo: Several members of the crew (including the writer) appear as background characters, or victims.
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast: After Cherry glimpses something, Dick goes out to take a look around, and is attacked.
 * Daylight Horror: Most of the murders.
 * Developing Doomed Characters: The random murders are interspersed with our four main characters doing... whatever.
 * Dolled-Up Installment: The film is known as The Forest 2 in Australia.
 * Dramatic Wind: Used when the sheriff reaches the killer's cabin.
 * Dull Surprise: Excessive dubbing doesn't help much.
 * Every Car Is a Pinto: Dick and Cherry's van gets knocked over, causing it to burst into flames with Cherry still inside.
 * Evil Laugh
 * Fair Cop: Deputy Benson.
 * Fingore: While Craig is setting a trap, Joanie activates it, causing a rock to fall on his fingers.
 * Ghost Story: Told by Craig.
 * Gasshole: Craig:


 * Genre Savvy: "Killer like this you probably won't get with one shot."
 * Gorn
 * Heroes Want Redheads: Peter and Ingrid.
 * He Who Fights Monsters: Peter and Ingrid go psychotic on the maniac, stabbing him over and over again, only stopping when they notice the sheriff and his posse have surrounded them, guns at the ready.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard: Ingrid kills the maniac with his own machete.
 * Hospital Hottie: Doctor Maggie.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: The maniac takes some bodies back to his cabin, indicating this.
 * Improbable Use of a Weapon: The fisherman gets a bear trap thrown into his face.
 * Infant Immortality: Turns out the maniac didn't kill the artist's baby, but took her. Unfortunately, he dies, leaving no one aware of this.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Happens to the artist, while she's being stabbed over and over again.
 * Jurisdiction Friction: "Stop messing in county business, Jesse. The sheriff will take care of everything outside the city limits. We're city, he's county."
 * "Just got a call from the national guard. No copter. They say it's county business, gotta take care of it ourselves."
 * Kensington Gore: Most of the blood was a mix of barbeque sauce and red food coloring.
 * Lazy Bum: What the sheriff initially comes off as.
 * Lyrical Dissonance: The song at the top of the page plays alongside incredibly cheesy muzak done in the style of "Teddy Bear's Picnic".
 * Machete Mayhem: Joanie, and the maniac's deaths.
 * Mountain Man
 * Murderer POV
 * Nice Hat
 * No Name Given: Most of the characters.
 * No Peripheral Vision: Some people playing in the water fail to notice Dale's corpse land a few feet away from them.
 * Office Golf: Played by the sheriff.
 * Off with His Head: The wheelchair hiker's death.
 * Once Is Not Enough: Though that is quickly rectified.
 * Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Peter.
 * Peek-a-Boo Corpse: While in the maniac's cabin, Peter and Ingrid set off a trap that sends Craig's corpse swinging towards them; later, Joanie runs into a strung up corpse at a trashed campsite. And finally, while exploring the maniac's cabin, Joanie's body falls onto the sheriff.
 * The Pig Pen: The maniac.
 * Porn Stache: Officer Jesse, and the sheriff.
 * Reaction Shot
 * Real Men Wear Pink: Dale and Peter.
 * Redheaded Hero: Ingrid.
 * Red Shirt: The woods are crawling with them.
 * Scenery Porn
 * Scream Discretion Shot
 * Serial Killer
 * The Sheriff
 * Shirtless Scene: Craig and Peter.
 * Sound-Only Death
 * Title Drop: "Don't Go in the Woods Alone? Yeah, always bring somebody along... to carry your pack!"
 * Token Minority: The police department secretary, and one of the sleeping bag victims (or both, it's hard to tell).
 * Torches and Pitchforks: An angry mob, led by the sheriff and Deputy Benson, is assembled to hunt the maniac down.
 * Weapon of Choice: A spear.
 * Wet Sari Scene: Joanie and Ingrid.
 * Who Wears Short Shorts?
 * Vigilante Execution: Rather than leave things up to the authorities, Peter and Ingrid decide to take on the maniac themselves.
 * Video Nasty
 * The Voiceless: The maniac, who only roars, growls, and laughs.