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"Satou: I am nothing! I am just a rock on the side of the road! [About to jump]
 * The entire dream analysis. "C'mon, tell me about the snake with the rock-hard scales..."
 * Satou's over-the-top proposal for his and Yamizaki's gal game's protagonist is so ludicrous and complex that it must be seen to be believed. Jesu Otaku even used the audio from the scene to summarise the entirety of anime in less than a minute.
 * It also arguably fits into the awesome category, too. The scene in the anime (links to dub) can be seen here.
 * BEGONE, DIRTY WHORES!
 * "Yeah, well, begone yourself, asshole."
 * Misaki stopping Satou's suicide attempt, also doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming

Misaki: You're wrong!

Satou: [Stops] Eh?

Misaki: You are not a rock on the side of the road! You are a human being! A flesh and blood, total failure of a human being!

Satou: ...What?

Misaki: A Hikikomori like you is more worthless than a stray dog! You are... you are the only person in the world more useless and a waste of space than I am! So... so... please, you can't die now... you just can't! I need you... I need you! [Cries]

Satou: ...I'm jumping!"


 * And then Yamazaki convinces Satou that jumping off a cliff is too dramatic a death for a loser like him.
 * And then Satou slips and nearly falls off the cliff by accident.
 * And then there's the whole Pyramid scheme business, it's actually pretty Truth in Television.
 * "There are such sure some stupid people in this world, Hahahah.... WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S US!"
 * Satou downloading two hundred gigabytes of porn in one night. Two hundred gigabytes. Of porn. In one night!
 * Activating Hyper Self-Pleasure Mode!