Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here/Quotes

"This village. Is so. Dull!"

- The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who

"Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here. King Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to."

- Link: The Faces of Evil

"We live on the most boring street in the United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen -- period."

- Buzz, Home Alone

"It's just been really boring around here."

- Noah Maxwell, Tribe Twelve, a few videos before something happened that made things a bit more interesting.