Evil Is Sexy/Quotes

"In the night, come to me You know I want your Touch of Evil In the night, please set me free I can't resist a Touch of Evil"

- Judas Priest, A Touch of Evil

""Murph, don't fall apart on me. He's the bad guy and he's way sexy while he does it. That's his bag.""

- Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

"She's wearing red leather. I mean, red leather?? Of course she's evil!"

- Haley, The Order of the Stick.

"Hitler had Eva Braun Manson had Squeaky Fromme Ted Bundy got lots of dates I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

- Bill Hicks, "Chicks Dig Jerks"

""Sweet, Sly and Sexy, that's me!""

- Purge, Space Channel 5 Part 2

"...the devil hath power T'assume a pleasing shape..."

- Hamlet, William Shakespeare

"Zeus: "Are the wickedest queens always the comeliest?" Hercules: "Usually.""

- Incredible Hercules

""What a woman she must be! I long to see her, ... that I may form some idea of those bewitching powers which can do so much — engaging at the same time, and in the same house, the affections of two men, who were neither of them at liberty to bestow them — and all this without the charm of youth! ... [B]y all that I can gather Lady Susan possesses a degree of captivating deceit which it must be pleasing to witness and detect.""

- Reginald de Courcy, Lady Susan by Jane Austen

"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire."

- Robert Frost

""I'm just gonna do the same thing I do every episode - destroy, and look good doin' it!""

- Bowser, Super Mario Bros the Parody Series

""Why is the world's greatest thief so hot? And is she even wearing anything under that coat?""

- The Nostalgia Chick, on Carmen Sandiego.

"Jesu Otaku: If the villain is a snappy dresser with a silver tongue and the good guy is a greasy gnome with poor people skills, who are you gonna believe, right?"

- "Top 20 Most Deliciously Evil Anime Villians, discussing Light Yagami"

""I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks.""

- Joe, Pokémon, "The School of Hard Knocks"

""Have you ever watched a Slasher Film and, when the murderous fiend is unmasked, thought, "I'm strangely attracted to that person?""

- Vegan Voorhees, November Knockdown: Sexy Psychos

"''And I confess that what we do is not so nice And I confess that all this evil has its price And I confess our characters are full of vice And I confess our power-hunger isn’t wise

But admit this velvet cloak looks good on me But admit I turn you on to a high degree But admit my long blond hair is nice to see Just admit I’m irresistibly sexy''"

- Voldemort Wizard Metal, "Evil Is Sexy"

"Trooper: Is that even anatomically possible? Cain: ...no. And even if it were, it would be against regulations."

- about a decoration in a Slaaneshi Cult's lair, The Traitor's Hand