Evil Inc.

"You can do more evil if you do it legally."

Evil Inc. is a superhero Web Comic created by Brad Guigar. Somewhat of a continuation of Guigar's previous strip, Greystone Inn, it revolves around the titular company which is run, staffed and provides entirely legitimate services for supervillains. Its CEO is Evil Atom, a once powerful and feared supervillain who is now somewhat past his prime.

The main character of the strip was initially Lightning Lady, the Ensemble Darkhorse of Greystone Inn who at the beginning of the strip takes a job at Evil Inc. as a secretary- Later on, the strip gradually changed focus towards Captain Heroic, the number one hero in the unnamed city the strip is set in, and Miss Match, another Evil Inc. employee (though Lightning Lady still appears regularly in Saturday comics). A while into the strip (a point which Guigar has once called the "official" launch of Evil Inc.) it's revealed that the two are married and have a son, Oscar. Their opposite moral alignments has caused some conflict but they appear to be Happily Married.

Though the strip is mostly gag-a-day, there have been several story arcs as well

"Miss Match: So you're a villain?
 * Five Five Five: Samantha's phone number
 * All There in the Manual: Inverted. "Bio cards" with information about cast members, including background and powers, occasionally run as a day's strip.
 * Art Evolution: In later strips some characters' faces become more realistic, starting with the women but then expanding to most characters.
 * Artifact of Doom: The Ruby of Ragnoor.
 * Art Shift: The adults in the flashback to Captain Heroic's School Days are drawn in a highly realistic style. Cap...not so much.
 * Anti-Hero: The alternate Captain Heroic claims he's this.

Alt Cap: I prefer "anti-hero".

Miss Match: And I prefer "extra-legal capital liberator", but the cops just laugh."

"Lightning Lady: And if he says no?
 * Back From the Dead:.
 * Bad Guy Bar: Beelze Pub.
 * Bad Santa: Evil Atom decides to recruit Santa Claus, reasoning that he shows all the signs of being a classic villain.

Evil Atom: Then he is a deer-and-present danger."

"Captain Heroic: Muskiday?
 * Basement Dweller: Grand Gamer
 * Captain Heroic rejects  for fear he'll become this.
 * Be Careful What You Wish For: Miss Match makes a wish, using an Artifact of Doom, to give her fellow villains Laser-Guided Amnesia after they find out about her marriage.
 * Before I Change My Mind

Dr. Muskiday: Yes?

Captain Heroic: Start running before I find a magnifying glass."

"Miss Match: If you have the power of a god, you're not responsible to anybody.
 * Biological Mashup: Dr. Muskiday is essentially a humanoid fly, his condition the result of a teleporter accident. He inverts the usual order of things though, in that the original Dr. Muskiday was the fly.
 * Bland-Name Product: "U-Tug"
 * Brain Bleach: Both Captain Heroic and Miss Match get chills from the Unfortunate Implications of the thought of Commander Heroic "appealing" to Flame.
 * Brain In A Jar: Dr. Haynus is one of these - given mobility through being mounted atop the head of the family dog.
 * Brought Down to Normal:
 * Canon Welding: Pretty much every character from Greystone Inn (with one exception, see Expy) has showed up in the strip at one point or another.
 * Cat Fight: When, both sides are brought to a grinning standstill by   squaring off in mid-flight.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Project X.
 * Clothing Damage: Miss Match decides to sober up Desdemona by setting her on fire, as she's a demon and won't burn, but the alcohol will.
 * Code Name: But of course.
 * Comes Great Responsibility: Said word-for-word by Captain Heroic as he and Miss Match debate.

Captain Heroic: No, I'm responsible to everybody."

"Lightning Lady: Besides, who ever heard of a super-villain getting into a relationship with a hero?
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: Actually, since everyone in the corporation is a villain (for the most part), it's more of a corrupt corporation.
 * Cosmic Being: Grand Gamer (and his parents).
 * Cut and Paste Comic: The Saturday strips use a small set of different sets of art with changed dialogue. At first they were Lighting Lady acting as Sexy Tech Support; later they became a series of Incredibly Lame Puns on department names, while still later the scene shifted to the cafeteria's menu.
 * Cute Monster Girl: Subverted. Desdemona is a demon, but in appearance is 100% human.
 * Cut Lex Luthor a Check: The entire point of the company.
 * Though it should be said, they mostly sell inventions to supervillains, and most of their corporate strategies involve somehow getting stockholders behind super-villainy. They aren't so much selling their fancy techonlogies to the regular consumers.
 * Dating Catwoman: Captain Heroic and Miss Match aren't just dating, they're married.
 * Later, Lightning Lady and Elastic Man have a fling, but worry what others will think...

Elastic Man: Yeah...it could never work."

"Cap: As soon as your eyebrows land back on your head, I'll explain..."
 * Deadpan Snarker: Everybody.
 * Did You Just Polymorph Cthulhu?: During his match against Captain Heroic during Grand Gamer's tournament, Evil Atom wears down Cap.
 * Disembodied Eyebrows: Evil Atom gets these when Captain Heroic interrupts his fight with.

"Evil Atom: You're not the first hero to ask for this, you know. We've had a revolving door installed for Mystique alone."
 * Lava Adds Awesome: the fight between Captain Heroic and . Cap has no problem with having bathed in lava to retrieve his
 * Evil, Inc.: A-durr.
 * Evil Pays Better: The reason Captain Heroic rejects the idea of.
 * Expy: Word of God confessed that Memo (a sentient memo that communicates via writing) is an Expy of Greystone Inn's Narrator.
 * Face Heel Turn: Phenomenal Lass. Among others:

"Don Luke: (discussing his choice of toy train) Number One? N-gauge."
 * Faceless Eye: Oculore
 * Fake Boobs: While Desdemona is all natural, it's implied Lightning Lady is not.
 * Fan Boy: Don Luke Piccardo. Guess what he's obsessed with.

"Lightning Lady: You chase everything in a skirt!
 * Five-Bad Band:
 * Big Bad: Evil Atom
 * The Dragon: Dr. Haynus
 * The Evil Genius: Dr. Muskiday
 * The Brute: Iron Dragon
 * Dark Chick: Lightning Lady (and Miss Match, .)
 * Flashback Effects: Flashbacks are shown in a slightly faded, Newspaper Comic style.
 * Flying Brick: Commander Heroic, Captain Heroic
 * Four Girl Ensemble: Psy-Chick, Lightning Lady, Desdemona and Miss Match team up to steal a superweapon.
 * Giant Enemy Crab: Rock Lobster
 * Go Through Me: The alternate Miss Match tells Muskiday he'll have to do this if he wants to shoot Captain Heroic with Project X. He shoots anyway.
 * Groin Kick: Miss Match delivers one to.
 * Handsome Lech: Iron Dragon.

Iron Dragon: I never wore a skirt a day in my life...except that once. And that was with someone I loved...and her girlfriend."

"Trucker: Did he really just say "lot lizard"?"
 * Hero Insurance: One of the services Evil Inc. provides is "Battlefield Location and Booking" which seeks out abandoned locations for villains and heroes to battle to avoid lawsuits from any property damage and casualties.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Captain Heroic and Wingman; Haynus and Muskiday.
 * Hollywood CB: Muskiday hams it up with CB lingo when he steals  from storage in a truck. The real truckers on the frequency are not impressed.

"Haynus: While you were picking up Project X, I got creative...
 * Horny Devil: Desdemona.
 * Hot Mom: Miss Match. (Literally.)
 * Impossibly Low Neckline: Lightning Lady and Desdemona most prominently.
 * LL's alternate-universe self "utilises a special Nth-metal underwire".
 * Improv Fu: Muskiday and Haynus ad-lib the latter having a "force field" to explain their "capturing" the alternate Miss Match to Up'n Atom. Only a very short time later, Haynus shows off a working force-field generator...

Muskiday: You sly dog."

""Human Flame...fired. Micro-Lad...down-sized. Executioner...axed. Undertaker...deep-sixed...""
 * Incredibly Lame Pun / Just for Pun: The entire strip runs on these tropes.

"Alternate Miss Match: I bet Spider Woman never had this problem..."
 * Instant Awesome Just Add Dragons: Guess how Iron Dragon got his villain name.
 * Instant Costume Change: Subverted. The alternate Miss Match ducks into an alleyway to change into her super-costume...and has to change like a perfectly normal person (giving a nice Side Boob shot), which starts drawing a crowd (including the villain she's trying to thwart). She winds up finishing her costume change on a rooftop.

"Barack Obama: You can't set all of those villains loose on America!
 * Ironic Echo: When Evil, Inc. is in Washington DC seeking a bailout.

Evil Atom: Yes. We. Can."

"Evil Atom: Try not to look like a credit-card lobbyist.
 * "Hey! Y'know what? Your head kinda looks like a helium atom!"
 * Kirby Dots: Apparently used as a measure of power in-universe. Rock Lobster has a reading of 50 kds (Kirby Dots/second).
 * Also, they apparently leak through ceilings.
 * Klingon Promotion: Dr. Haynus takes this route.
 * Lampshaded Double Entendre:

Desdemona: Believe me, there's nothing plastic about me"

"Muskiday: Lightning Lady! I didn't expect you to interfere with my plans! Actually... I did."
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia:
 * Luke, I Might Be Your Father: Commander Heroic has a heart attack in mid-flight ("helped" by the fact ) when he , and realises   and he gets better.
 * The Mafia: Evil, Inc is hired by the Mafia to steal one family's "superweapon" for another.
 * The Masquerade Will Kill Your Dating Life: Lightning Lady and Elastic Man (type 3A).
 * Mirror Universe: Muskiday and Haynus visit one. The heroes are villains and the villains are heroes...
 * The Mole:.
 * Most Common Superpower: Naturally.
 * Must Have Caffeine: Captain Heroic's coffee addiction comes in unexpectedly handy in a fight with Lightning Lady.
 * My Dad Can Thwart Your Dad
 * My God, What Have I Done?: reaction to Commander Heroic's heart attack.
 * Offered the Crown: Following.
 * Only Sane Man: Keagan.
 * Persona Non Grata: Dr. Muskiday's back massager resulted in Evil, Inc. being forbidden from conducting business in the state of Utah.
 * Pity the Kidnapper: Phenomenal Lass decides kidnapping a security guard would be a good act of villainy. She didn't count on the fact that nine other guards would tag along wanting her to kidnap them too.
 * Playing With Fire: Miss Match, Flame.
 * Poke the Poodle: A recyclable container! The fiend!
 * Powered Armor: Commander Heroic has a set made for Oscar, complete with Rocket Boots, so he can keep up with the other superkids.
 * Oscar gets an upgrade later,, when they have to fight.
 * Power Nullifier: Project X, aka the Null Gun.
 * Dr. Muskiday built a set of power-draining cuffs for use on Lighting Lady. They come in handy during a heist, but were built with recreational applications in mind.

"Lightning Lady: You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for "Plastic Man"."
 * Power Perversion Potential: The reason production of the Super-Power Drainer was discontinued.

"Muskiday: In righteous day or boogie night, no jive or funk escapes my sight..."
 * Psychic Powers: Psy-Chick.
 * Puppy Dog Eyes: Part of Miss Match's strategy for defeating Elastic Man (along with some whispering...)
 * Red Eyes Take Warning: Miss Match. (More orange-ish, really, but it fits with the "flame".) Originally seen only in close-ups when angry but later (with Art Evolution) consistently.
 * Ring of Power: Dr. Muskiday invents a power ring that, instead of being powered by a user's emotion, changes to fit the user's emotions...a Power Mood Ring.

"Evil Atom: If he's not invulnerable, neither are you..."
 * Actual Rings of Power gave
 * Saving Christmas: Spoofed several ways. Lightning Lady has to do this after Santa, and after she says she's saving Christmas, she has to take a number in a line of all the other fictional characters who have done so.
 * Then the elves produce a Sexy Santa Dress variation of her Leotard of Power for her to do it in.
 * Secret Relationship: Captain Heroic and Miss Match.
 * Sexy Secretary: Lightning Lady; later, Desdemona. LL continues as Sexy Tech Support in the Saturday strips.
 * Shame If Something Happened: Evil Atom tries to use this against Captain Heroic.

"Alternate Miss Match: ...seems like overkill to use an entire hanger..."
 * Shape Shifter: Elastic Man.
 * Shapeshifter Default Form: Elastic man has two, his standard form and his true form
 * Shock and Awe: Lightning Lady.
 * Shout Out: The comic is full of them, with "mainstream" comic heroes being off-handedly referenced or appearing as background silhouettes.
 * The Starscream:
 * Stripperiffic: The alternate Miss Match wears a somewhat...skimpier outfit than the prime unvierse's.

"Captain Heroic: Is there any place I can touch you that won't be inappropriate?
 * Also Lampshaded by Lightning Lady:

Lightning Lady: If there is, I need to find a new tailor!"

"Muskiday: I'll add it to my long list of accomplice-ments."
 * Ironically, LL's initial reaction to Desdemona was negative on account of her outfit. A bemused Keagan pointed out the obvious.
 * Superpowerful Genetics: Captain Heroic and Miss Match are both Type 1s. Oscar appears to be a type 5 (so far).
 * Cap is, apparently,, given that
 * Taking You With Me: When they team up to bury a villain Dr. Haynus poisoned, Haynus threatens Muskiday with this if he gets caught. Muskiday isn't very impressed.

"Muskiday: It. Was. A. Back. Massager!"
 * Talking With Signs: There exists a sentient piece of paper who can only communicate this way. He used to be a narration box in the strip.
 * Thinking Up Portals: Desdemona can generate portals to travel through.
 * This Is Sparta - Dr. Muskiday doesn't like it when Dr. Haynus reminds him of how he recycles sci-fi props to contain his inventions.

"Miss Match: We've got to be the only people on Earth trying to cast spirits out of a demon."
 * Those Two Guys: Muskiday and Haynus.
 * To Hell and Back: Iron Dragon does this to save Desdemona from an Arranged Marriage.
 * Twin Threesome Fantasy: Captain Heroic's initial reaction when he learns the true identity of the alternate Miss Match.
 * Umbrella Drink: Desdemona is quite fond of daiquris.

"Captain Heroic: 'Bomf'?
 * Vehicular Sabotage: Evil Atom's car is (presumably) disabled by Lightning Lady when she thinks he's replacing her. When she learns she's being promoted, she advises him to take a cab.
 * Villain Protagonist: Surprisingly averted, considering the comic's setting. The comic doesn't seem to have a focus on any one protagonist, instead focusing on the politics in and surrounding the corporation.
 * Villainesses Want Heroes: Miss Match and Captain Heroic, Lightning Lady and Elastic Man...
 * Villainous BSOD: Evil Atom's reaction to Captain Heroic's
 * This becomes Paranoia Fuel for Atom later, when
 * Vomit Discretion Shot: After biting into a doughnut containing, Desdemona rushes off-panel with a very green face.
 * Wreathed in Flames: Miss Match, especially her alternate.
 * Writing Around Trademarks: Grand Gamer's teleport sound.

Grand Gamer: I'm pretty sure 'Bamf' was copyrighted."


 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Phenomenal Lass
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: In test form even
 * You Need a Breath Mint: According to Captain Heroic, Evil Atom needs one.
 * You're Not My Type: Oculore crushes - hard - on Blonde Bombshell. Much to her disgust.