The Expendables (franchise)/Funny

As befits a Homage to old-school '80s action movies, The Expendables comes loaded with six barrels of awesome, belt-fed with 1 round of funny every 10 links.


 * Two Three meta-Out Of Character Moments worth noting:
 * Jet Li's entire characterisation rant when sitting in Stallone's truck - it's funny to see someone who's typecast as The Stoic in nearly all his roles being given full Large Ham licence.
 * Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from The Wrestler and Iron Man 2, now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Jason Statham's head or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.
 * It's Mickey's "interpretation" of Charlotte's Web that really sells the scene, though.
 * The scene in the church.
 * "This guy, he loves working in the jungle."
 * "He wants to be President."
 * Speaking of meta, Randy Couture's explanation of his ear deformity is marked by everyone immediately having a Here We Go Again reaction.
 * "Are you CRAZY?! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!!" "You're welcome!"
 * The exact moment when Terry Crews realises what a bad idea the AA-12 really was.
 * Jason Statham vs. Domestic Abuser Bastard Boyfriend and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." Hilarity ensues.
 * "Buddha. Pest."
 * The Gag Reel. Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.
 * The deleted scene, where Gunnar tells off the pirate leader for not having a parrot on his shoulder.