Oblivious to Love/Quotes

"Oh my God, do you need landing lights to the bed? She wants to sleep with you! That's the thing she does every other stinkin' time you're over, you fucking idiot!"

- The Nostalgia Critic, The Room review

"BLU Scout: TAKE ME NOW! BLU Spy: Take you... where?"

- Cuanta Vida bonus comic

"If you can't tell who it is who loves you, I can't open your eyes."

- Gileah Taylor, "If You Can't Tell"

"Elwyen: "I know a game we can play" Mardek: "Ooh ooh, is it 'Jump Repeatedly Over the Rather Large Toadstool for Hours'?? I used to play that a lot when I was a kid!" Elwyen: "No, it's called Twister. It could bring us very...close..." Mardek: "...Isn't Twister one of Gloria's spells? That tornado one?""

- MARDEK RPG, Chapter 3

"Tails: You're so beautiful. Cosmo: Yes, the stars ARE beautiful!"

- Sonic X

"Akane: I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy? Natsuru: *vacant expression* *sound of wind blowing* Akane: Nah, I think I'm safe."

- Kämpfer Abridged

""What the hell am I doing...? In this dumb place... risking my life so cheaply. Is it for her (Casca)? No, probably not...""

- Guts, Berserk

""I'm well known for knowing nothing of such things, or getting them very slightly but extremely obviously wrong. It saves all sorts of complications.""

- The Doctor. Virgin New Adventures: Death and Diplomacy