The Mask (film)/Funny

""Start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out.""
 * "Cuban Pete".

"The Mask: Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. (cough, cough cough) Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. (cough- cough, cough) Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. (COUGH, fart) Pardon me. (dead)"
 * Squeeze Me Gently.
 * "A TOMMY GUN!".
 * For one without the titular character, Stanley's replacement car breaks down in the middle of a bridge. He gets out to see what's wrong, gets burned when trying to open the hood, and angrily kicks the car. That falls apart in bits in the funniest way possible.)
 * This scene makes this troper and his family laugh:

"The Mask, in response to a bazooka: "I have a permit for that."
 * Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and tearfully thanks an audience that has appeared on the bottom of the screen while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.
 * The frisking scene in the park:

The Mask, in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her!" *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* "That's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh!""


 * In the last fight with Dorian. "I hope you can enjoy your victory with one friggin' eye!" (poke)
 * Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.
 * "Somebody stole your pajamas?"