There Was a Door/Quotes

""Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses...""

- Toad, Super Mario RPG

""What is with this guy and his fear of doors? Did a door kill his family?""

- Linkara, on the first chase scene in the Alone in The Dark movie

" D.P. Gumby: Come in!  D.P. Gumby: No, open the door and come in!"

- Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Gumby Theatre presents The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekhov"

""You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!""

- Caine, The Italian Job

""You know, the door was open, Chief Break-Everything!""

- Old Jewish Man, The Simpsons

""Uh, Nice? Why'd ya blow it up when the door's already open?""

- Donny, Baccano

""That's a nice angle on the wall, straight through it! I like your style! Ceartainly had me fooled! That's only part of the puzzle: most days you come through the door! Sometimes you even open it! But today you didn't, today you suddenly changed your routine! Why, eh? You in trouble, Vyv?""

- Mike, The Young Ones

"Kayla: How we gonna get it out of here? Chase: The window! Kayla: There is no window! Chase: There is now!"

- Fighting Foodons

""Doors are for people with no imagination.""

- Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

""Superman, thanks for saving my life... but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, they got a security deposit! What am I supposed to do?""

- Jerry Seinfeld

"Spider-Man: YOU BLEW UP A WALL! Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?

Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.

Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?"

- Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Guantlet

""Megamind! You're actually the guy I wanna see! Also, there's a door here.""

- Titan, Megamind

""I've yet to encounter a potentially dangerous situation that can't be defused by smashing through a wall.""

- Garrus Vakarian, Renegade

""Oh look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily.""

- Sawtooth, Freefall

""I THINK this is a docking station. Ready? *WHAM* Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical. Hold on!""

- Wheatley, Portal 2

"Marine: Why did you break (the wall) if you ended up having to fix it?! Garp: Because it's cool to enter a scene like that!"

- One Piece

"Saivah: Where did you come from? Shogetsu: Through the front door, of course. Salsaneia: It was a heavy door, so it took us a while. Befyladita: I'm sorry. I guess he was too excited to ring the doorbell."

- Dazzle