This Index Is Not My Girlfriend

... That would be rather bizarre.

An index of tropes about insisting (correctly or not), that two very close people are not going out.


 * Belligerent Sexual Tension
 * Better As Friends
 * Everyone Can See It
 * Friends With Benefits
 * Heterosexual Life Partners
 * Just Friends
 * Like an Old Married Couple
 * Like Brother and Sister
 * Not a Date
 * The Not Love Interest
 * Platonic Life Partners
 * She Is Not My Girlfriend