The Quest for Geekdom/Funny

"Natalie: It’s so gross. Donald: Well Natalie I’m sure we look equally gross to him. Arthur: Well I’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker would look gross; I don’t know about the rest of us."
 * "Call off the tactical gays".
 * Arthur and Sensei's epic battle degenerating into slap fights, mercy fights, and a lightsaber battle...with ordinary flashlights.
 * Sensei's training/torture of Arthur.
 * From Mars Attacks!

"Arthur: Hey, it's just like a frat boy party! Wait, except they’re gay aliens...yeah! Just like a frat boy party!"
 * Arthur's redneck accent.
 * Describing the Martian’s rampage of destruction

"Arthur: What if I'm a weapon? AAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Ivan suddenly appears and slaps Arthur* Thanks Ivan. (Beat) What are you doing in my house!?"
 * "By the power of Gayskull!"
 * The scroll Arthur receives in his Conan the Barbarian review is written in Ancient Geek.
 * When he realizes that the Big Bad might want to use him to destroy the Geekverse.

"Spazz: Dude, you fed him energy drinks and funyuns for seven hours. How is that medicine? Renegado: Shh, he doesn't know that."
 * Spazz, Renegado, and Detroit heal Arthur with the greatest of geek medicine.

"Arthur: Are you still Ivan? Ivan: I was Ivan Golarian, but now I am Ivan...Golarian. Arthur: What, you die and you don’t even get a fancy name change? Ivan: It's too much work. Besides, it might get confusing. *Aside Glance*"
 * Ivan's return from the dead.