Better Than It Sounds/Fan Works

Some of the best fanfics out there sound extremely weird when trying to explain it in one sentence...


 *  : H.P. Lovecraft, Alastair Reynolds, and Stephen Baxter got drunk together and watched all of Neon Genesis Evangelion in one sitting, then played FEAR.
 *  : The above, rewritten, minus the sanity.
 *  : A crybaby Magical Girl is reimagined as a Heroic Comedic Sociopath. Property damage follows.
 *  : A neglected and abused shadow person falls in love with a turtle creature.
 * : A magical girl has a smart-ass sorceress for a mother. Explosions ensue.
 *  : A dysfunctional group of veteran reality show contestants end up being bodyguards to a lonely girl and her computer. They help her to save her friends from her psychotic "brother."
 * : A cheerful baker has her friend help her get the needed ingredients for making baked goods.
 * Alternatively: A girl's life is ruined when her best friend bakes her delicious pastries.
 * : Four adults conspire to train a generation to survive a war, with special emphasis on eight children.
 * : A young boy's babysitter teams up with a strange man to kidnap the young boy, break into a high-security prison, release a man known to have murdered at least thirteen people and betrayed his best friends, then force the young boy into hiding for years, kidnapping another child along the way when said child's father attempts to rescue the young boy. The adults are eventually caught and put on trial, but get off scot-free.
 * : Four children brought up in an unusual household, only recently forced out of hiding, go to a school and are nearly killed repeatedly. After multiple murder attempts on the part of a teacher, said teacher is killed and a rock is destroyed, leading to the deaths of two elderly people. The next year, a boy, feeling different from his family, attempts to write in the diary he took from a younger child. He nearly kills multiple people doing so, and is almost killed himself before being stopped.
 * : A man with a dangerous condition takes a job teaching at a large school. Meanwhile, a teenage boy's estranged father attempts to reconnect with his son, but is captured and sent to jail for doing so. Then, the teacher's condition is revealed and he is forced to resign. The teenage boy is ripped away from his family and sent to stay with a foster family he detests, despite their efforts to be kind to him. Another teenager is forced to compete with three other students, all of whom are several years older than him. He is kidnapped, but manages to escape, though another boy is killed in the process.
 * : A student is expelled for disobeying a teacher, but continues to live at the school, attend class, and fraternize with other students, despite the teacher's best efforts to find him. Then he is kidnapped, and meets his birth parents for the first time, but chooses to leave them behind and go back to school, even with a psychotic madman trying to kill him. Many people are killed, and some captured, but a breakout attempt is soon made. Unfortunately, the time in captivity had an effect on one woman's mind, and she is no longer sure of her place in the world. Also, lots of teens try to figure out how they feel about other teens, and some of them kiss.
 *  : Moulin Rouge, but with more card games.
 * : A group of children and their monsters fight a naked alien who is even more powerful than what they have fought in the past. One of them became a Super Saiyan after seeing someone too much dead. The rest eventually follow.
 * ': ''Babylon 5s World War II in space backstory that J Michael Straczynski couldn't be bothered to film.
 * : A poet goes through the afterlife.
 * : One of the resident Schoolgirl Lesbians gets pregnant. Her partner deals with appearance problems.
 *  : A mean king takes over the kingdom of the female protangonist whose husband has gone missing.
 *  : Nine people on an old ship try to keep ahead of their problematic histories. They fail spectacularly. Weird formatting ensues.
 *  : A retired mage has some dreams of the future. He decides to make sure his adopted son has a good magical education as a result.
 * : Two girls fight world-destroying evil. One wants to fight regular crime too. The other has her panties stolen.
 * : The girls become a Takahashi Couple and continue their quest to glue a busted sundial back together. Monologues are replaced with flashbacks.
 * : An emotionally scarred divorcee and a hot widower have adventures and bond while trying to thwart the machinations of the female protagonist's Complete Monster of an ex.
 * : A man rushes from his job in order to assist his brother. It doesn't end well. He also attacks the souls of the undead.
 *  : The heroic protagonist of a beloved series is rewritten as a power-hungry, self-righteous brat who delivers Author Tracts.
 * Alternatively: A shameless Author Tract in the form of a Fanfic that makes significant-to-radical changes to the personalities of the original characters. How radical? To the point where the murderous Big Bad of the original becomes a hardworking schoolteacher who makes a point of rewarding a student for doing the right thing.
 *  : Commander Shepard is the Point Man. Insanity Ensues.
 *  : The same social plights used in canon, just reversed. Also, everyone's a little older in this story, which swaps years between installments and completely defies the apparently obvious relationships of the original.
 * : Harry Potter makes creative use of a power tool with the help of his pal Dobby, before eventually playing guitar, eating a sandwich, and discussing life with a famous author.
 *  : Two teenagers fail to get a divorce.
 *  : Talking horses go on a road trip to get some medicine for a friend.
 * Alternatively: An attempt to fuse J.R.R. Tolkien with ponies.
 *  : Legendary male-female duo known for their Belligerent Sexual Tension in canon get off on the right foot for once. Oh... and they are very pop-culture savvy.
 *  : The goddess of tropes uses even more tropes.
 *  : Pretty Cure just got a little stranger. Five of them, in fact. Except one of them is as normal as it gets. As for the other four, one of them is an alien, one of them is a time traveler, one of them is an ES Per, and one of them is thought of by a bunch of Espers to be God.
 * : An entire book series is redone by giving the main character a brain. It ends up better than the series.
 * : Half-Pokémon hybrids were created in a genetic experiment! And now some evil anviliciously religious bad guys want to kill them!
 * : A Jerk with lots of money buys his own city and blackmails a group of mecha pilots into protecting it from various Monsters that want to destroy it for some reason.
 *  : Bratty teenage girl screws people and complains a lot.
 * Or: Canon is raped in the worst ways possible. You laugh.
 *  : An episode is changed up after a man pulls a Heroic Sacrifice that saves his friend while changing him into a Talkative Loon.
 *  : A few people not dying results in a guy having a bunch of crazy eccentric sisters. And he's the most sane mecha pilot now.
 *  : A sextet of unlikely friends try to take a day trip to the big city. It quickly leads to selfcest.
 *  : A filly is created from a botched spell, and a unicorn decides to be it's mom.
 * Or: A fanfic writer tries to tell a deep, compelling story about an evil resurrected... using ponies. There's some mixed feedback.
 *  : A group makes fun of the unrevised version of the above story.
 *   Thanks to the efforts of a Well Intentioned Extremist that thinks Humans Are Bastards, once lovable creatures now want to kill everything. Some of the godly creatures side with this extremist, others do not.
 * : A mentally scarred engineer and a magic-using librarian team up to save her world from an evil rock.
 * : A shut-in immortal whose best friend is an abacus tries to catch up on modern society.
 * : Gratuitous French and Gratuitous Japanese combine their powers to make things smell nice.
 * : An all-girl metal band protects the universe from a land of Satanists by using The Power of Rock.
 * : Two ballet dancers, a cosplayer, a comedienne, and a sailor-mouthed violent videogame maniac fight a group of Satanists in Tinseltown.
 * : A Villainous Crossdresser is conflicted about her loyalties before ultimately seeing the light and becoming an ally to the girls she was supposed to defeat.
 * : A male maiden, a stage magician, a part-human, part-cyborg Bifauxnen, a tomboyish ballerina, and a rhythmic gymnast fight a dangerous enemy with a claw for a hand that commands villains named after and loosely based on their counterparts from Kore Zom.
 * : History repeats itself, but this time our stalwart band of survivors consist of a soon-to-be-former autistic boy, his girlfriend, a Bifauxnen, a lady samurai, a snobby rich girl, her hapless overweight boyfriend, a ballet student, the school nurse, and a Tagalong Kid who becomes a protege of the ballet student. All except for the school nurse become Cures as they investigate the cause of the ongoing Zombie Apocalypse.
 * : Four dance students, including a tomboyish capoeira student, two ballet students, and a modern dance student, join forces with a publicly-educated friend of the modern dance student and a Megane attending an in-name-and-composition-only all-boys school to take down an Obviously Evil EVIL Organization (no pun intended) hellbent on taking over the world.
 * : Eight students at a school with a Gender Flipped dress code fight a robot and his crossdressing henchmen, all while in drag.
 * : Two trios of Cures reenact the Great Mobile Patent Wars in a corporate allegory of epic proportions detailing how using patents as an anti-competitive weapon can harm most everyone that's a consumer.
 * : Three groups of Cures unite to promote the early days of home video.
 * : Six drama students fight for the Golden Age of Hollywood... seventy years after it ended. Hey, the Golden Age has got good promotional value, doesn't it?
 * : More than a handful of Cures unite to promote the automotive industry.
 * : An artist/calligrapher, a gymnast descended from a Russian ballerina, a young cook, a drummer, an otaku, a gardener, and a detective interested in the supernatural fight an evil organization that's bent on stealing dreams.
 * : Seven Cures fight an evil organization composed entirely of banditos in a Pretty Cure take on the Spaghetti Western genre.
 * : A group of Science Fiction geeks gain awesome powers after their DNA is altered in a series of freak accidents, and they use those powers to fight a Mafia-like evil organization.
 * : A trio of video game and computer geeks fight your average everyday technological maladies anthropomorphized.
 * : Four teenagers wielding the power of darkness fight evil in a story taken straight from The Dark Age of Comic Books.
 * : Five British teenagers, including one who just moved in from Brooklyn, fight some hotter-than-hell villains ON ICE!
 * : Five Tennessee teenagers fight an evil organization in a very important year for the Magical Girl genre.
 * : A boy who finds himself attending an all-girls school and a girl who is the most beautiful student there unite to fight some evil martial artists.
 * : Seven Cures find their sanity challenged by a series of events that would leave even Kyubey wondering what the hell just happened in this prequel to all Pretty Cure seasons, both canon and fanmade.
 * : Five Cures at a science and technology school with gender-inverted uniforms fight the Mafia.
 * : A librarian, a cop, and a military combat instructor get into a three-way relationship after a drunken night together.
 * : A young man makes lots of new friends, lives in a castle, and gets laid multiple times after breaking his best friend's television.
 *  : A scarred soldier hunts down a treacherous agent amid a backdrop of multiple rival galactic powers while horrors from beyond the edge of the galaxy plot galactic extinction. A bald jackass with an insufferable grin plucks everyone's strings.
 * : God abandons humanity, gives Satan domain over earth. Humanity objects. Violently.
 *  : Two angry Scottish princes get drunk and decide to go on a lark halfway across the world. History gets a claymore up the arse as a result.
 * : The two most commonly used Eva fanfic plots are done together.
 * : Fangirl ascends but ends up in the wrong genre. She doesn't mind at all. An Ill Girl glows and tries not to be too obvious a Sixth Ranger.
 * : A young boy finds a box full of wargame miniatures and starts talking to them. They start talking back. Then he gets a giant robot. And Psychic Powers. Then the weird stuff starts.
 * : A different version of that young boy converts his friends to his cult in a plot against his father.
 * : A reclusive artist and his geeky friend find the aforementioned wargame miniatures that have been accidentally delivered to his house.
 * : An idiot touches a forbidden relic and turns his entire city into primates, as well as the enemy forces invading his hometown. Several millennia later, the rival primate factions are equipped with Magitek up the gazoo, and things quickly descend into a plot that reads like Transformers meets Rise of the Planet of The Apes.
 * : An ordinary high-school girl's quiet life is thrown into disarray by the arrival of an angsty Magical Girl and a bunch of monsters. Yuri ensues.
 * : a young Soviet soldier gives a new meaning to Stalking Is Love as he irreparably violates his universe's space-time continuum to get together with an anime geek who lives several decades in his future. Metaphor-laden gay sex ensues.
 *  Space cockroaches attack France.
 * : Organization XIII suffers a Mega Crossover Groin Attack. Deconstructions ensue.
 * : A minor character from a major anime and manga franchise doesn't die, and has adventures almost as crazy as those of the original series' main characters.
 * : A very badly-written Novelization of a game inspires a much-better-written fan-novelization of said game that waxes on the brutality of war and has a very badass old man.
 * : A crazy British guy who lives in a box is turned into a horse, and helps save an alternate dimension from Darker and Edgier versions of characters from an animated movie for little girls.
 *  : An albino midget opens his home to several hundred unruly psychopaths when an obnoxiously cheerful girl burns theirs to the ground.
 *  : A female OC detective solves a murder with the help of a comedic bear and a talking frog.
 *  : An alternate universe fic that borrows elements from Fringe and concerns a certain-kind of rainbow not occurring and the lives of 6 horses without it.