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My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie (Link)
 * Recommended by: People with brain problems and "goffs".

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow. (Direct link)
 * Recommended by: People with brain problems (of the "testosterone overdose" kind).
 * Synopsis: A series of episodes with a limited relation to each other; most revolve around killing things and liberal usage of the eff-word. It starts with Doby wearing Powered Armor which has a chainsaw mounted on its groin, and gets more extreme from there.

Hogwarts of Heaven by Silver Suffering.
 * Recommended by: People who like Marty Stues, randomness and Bella Swan/Anita Blake-action.
 * Synopsis: Chestere Le Valiente plays a rocking electric guitar solo on a shiny wooden saxophone while wondering what life would be like if he was a female 16 year old Indonesian gymnast who was secretly working to bring down the government and force the world to wear pink tuxedos. He is very disappointed that purple giraffes are not permitted to drink from the toilets at Hogwarts. And then, a whole load of even more random things happen.

Love at first sight by Motley Krew. Has its own page here.
 * Recommended by: People who like Minimalism.
 * Synopsis: A shipping fic between Hermione and Severus Snape

God of the lost by Gravidy
 * Recommended by Cherico
 * Synopsis: Draco and Hermione get lost in Germany's black forest

Harry Potter and the Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619
 * Recommended by: Sharpfang, User:Looney Toons
 * Synopsis: The Semiclassic "everyone has been lying to Harry about everything" plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron and Ginny.
 * Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione, Harry/Daphne Greengrass
 * Tags: Lemon, Ron the Death Eater, Mary Sue, Canon Defilement

Hybrid Destiny by ame3565
 * Recommended by: User:Metz 77
 * Synopsis: Hooooly crap. The be-all-end-all of epic-length Drarry creature-fics. In an AU seventh year -- the fic was written post-Half-Blood Prince, but Dumbledore is still alive -- Harry comes into his magical inheritance, but instead of getting a boost to his magic, transforms into a fae/elf hybrid. Meanwhile, Narcissa Malfoy is tortured, raped and murdered (offscreen) for not allowing Voldemort to take Draco as a bride. Dumbledore gives asylum to Draco and Lucius while also keeping Harry at Hogwarts while he deals with his new powers. What follows is a 76,000-word-long snafu of a fic filled with labyrinthine logic, slash, smut, strange pairings, Ron (and Ginny!) the Death Eater, and mpreg, without a single character remaining in-character for more than a paragraph at a time.
 * Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Hermione/Blaise
 * Tags: Lemon