The Santa Clause (film series)/Funny

"Bernard: (notices Neil's hideous sweater) Nice sweater! Hey, did we make this? (starts tugging on the back of the sweater, checking the tag, while Neil looks quite bewildered)"
 * Comet's pranks and general shenanigans.
 * Bernard, dispite his grumpy exterior is a pretty funny guy/elf.

"Bernard: Excuse me, are we on a coffee break?
 * Bernard in general:

Elf: We don't drink coffee.

Bernard: Then I guess the break is OVER!"

"Bernard: We'll have the List sent to your house.
 * Again.

Scott: What list?

Bernard: (quietly) You know, he's making a list...

Charlie: (loudly chiming in) Checking it twice!

Every single elf in earshot: Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!

Bernard: *rolls eyes*"


 * "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! When I wake-up, I'm getting a cat-scan!"
 * The Rose Suchak Ladder company
 * "Well, doesn't that paint a pretty picture: Santa Claus rolling down the block in a Panzer! 'Well kids, I hope you've been really good this year, 'cause Santa just took out the Pearson home! INCOMING!!!"