Never Live It Down/Quotes

""Sheesh. Forget a woman's birthday four or five times and you hear about it forever.""

- Roger Fox, FoxTrot

"Ever since you called me a 'freaky fish guy', I haven't been able to escape it! All over the world people see me and shout, "Hey, it's that freaky fish guy! Wanna throw a harpoon at us, Freaky Fish Guy?". And all because I ONCE threw a harpoon at somebody. Does that mean that I DESERVE being labelled a 'Freaky Fish Guy'!?...It's not like I make a habit out of it."

- Mako Tsunami, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

""If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder -- they call him a cocksucker.""

- Vince Boudreau, Play it to the Bone

"Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?

Tess: Monet.

Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.

Tess: They also painted occasionally."

- Oceans Eleven

"Okay okay, geez, look, I kill a guy one time and now I'm never gonna live it down for the rest of my life, am I?"

- Doctor Insano, The Spoony Experiment

"I'd been a Serial Killer for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then...you bite one guy on the arse, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher."

- Frankie Boyle doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", Mock the Week

"Ranma Arrives: Ranma arrives. Surprising, huh? "You're a pervert!" said Akane, inadvertently setting her fanfic characterisation for all time."

- Ranma ½ For People With Short Attention Spans

""Last time I was here, I said I was a (referring to his penis) "Magnum". Now people are always screaming 'Magnum' at me...I really shouldn't have said it.""

- Gackt, a Japanese musician, retells a story he will never live down.

""Why do you always faint around Naruto?""

- Kiba to Hinata, Naruto

"If Al Gore invented The Internet, I invented spell check."

- Dan Quayle, inventing Gore's invention of the internet

""You are remembered for the rules you break.""

- Douglas MacArthur

"The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore."

- How Not to Write A Novel