They Fight Crime/Quotes

"Sam: A small band of pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes. Toby: Sam... Sam: It'd be good."

- The West Wing, "Shibboleth"

"Announcer: A fugitive-semi-aquatic-Special Forces-amateur stage magician, framed for a crime he didn't commit- the 1865 assasination of Abraham Lincoln- joins forces with a rogue-trillionare-inventor-extreme fighting champion from the future! Together with the aid of R.I.C.K, their super-crimefighting-high tech-talking rickshaw, they'll bring hope, justice, and various degrees of aquaticness to a Tri-State Area in peril!"

- The premise of Doof n' Puss, Phineas and Ferb

"Look, I'll do my street thing, you do your lab thing, alright? Together, we catch bad guys."

- Booth explaining the show dynamics, Bones

"He's an oversexed flyboy dog-catcher haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a disco-crazy communist fairy princess prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"