Cards Against Humanity



A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

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White Cards

 * Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro


 * Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture


 * The Amish.


 * Auschwitz. - POW Camp


 * A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements


 * Barack Obama.


 * The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
 * Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
 * A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. - A variation on Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs


 * The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears


 * The chronic. - Dr. Dre, possibly.


 * Copping a feel. - Thanks for the Mammary


 * Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
 * Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. - Refuge in Audacity
 * Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
 * Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
 * Destroying the evidence. - [Destroy the Evidence
 * The Devil himself. - Satan


 * Dying. - Death Tropes
 * Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail


 * Eugenics. - Genius Breeding Act, World War II
 * Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up


 * Fiery poops. - Toilet Humor


 * Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. - Bestiality is Depraved, Refuge in Audacity
 * Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
 * Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles


 * Friends with benefits.
 * Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead


 * GoGurt®. - Product Placement


 * Grave robbing.


 * Heteronormativity. - A staple of the Heteronormative Crusader.
 * Hip hop jewels. - Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry
 * The Holy Bible.


 * Hot Pockets®. - Product Placement
 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
 * Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis


 * Italians. - Italy
 * Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
 * The Jews. - Judaism


 * Judge Judy.
 * Justin Bieber.


 * '''An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 * Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse


 * MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
 * Men. - Always Male
 * Michael Jackson.
 * A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie
 * The morbidly obese. - High Fat Index


 * Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). - Islam


 * My soul. - Our Souls Are Different
 * Natalie Portman.
 * Necrophilia. - I Love the Dead


 * Object permanence. - The inverse concept of No Ontological Inertia (but not the subject covered in Ontological Inertia)
 * An Oedipus complex.


 * Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something


 * Panda sex. - Pandaing to the Audience


 * Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
 * Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure


 * Police brutality.
 * Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
 * The Pope.


 * Praying the gay away. - Cure Your Gays


 * A really cool hat. - Nice Hat


 * The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
 * '''Robert Downey, Jr.
 * '''RoboCop.


 * A sausage festival. - Double Entendre
 * Scientology. - Church of Happyology


 * Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
 * Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
 * Shapeshifters.


 * Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
 * Stephen Hawking talking dirty.


 * Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape
 * Synergistic management solutions. - An Unusual Euphemism, possibly for getting fired/laid off.
 * Teaching a robot to love. - What Is This Thing You Call Love?
 * Teenage pregnancy.


 * Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
 * Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice, Appease the Volcano God.
 * A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.


 * Wet dreams. - Nocturnal Emission


 * YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. - Starcraft

Black Cards

 * And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.


 * I drink to forget _____. - Drowning My Sorrows
 * I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. - Jay-Z


 * Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. - Notable Commercial Campaigns
 * MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. - Network Decay
 * This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____. - T. S. Eliot
 * Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____."
 * TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. - Overreacting Airport Security


 * What is Batman's guilty pleasure?


 * What's the next Happy Meal® toy? - McDonald's

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards
""Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.""
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