Cards Against Humanity

A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

White Cards

 * Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro


 * Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture


 * The Amish.


 * A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements


 * Barack Obama.


 * The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
 * Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
 * A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. - A variation on Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs


 * The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears


 * The chronic. - Dr. Dre, possibly.


 * Copping a feel. - Thanks for the Mammary


 * Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
 * Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
 * Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
 * Destroying the evidence.
 * The Devil himself. - Satan


 * Dying. - Death Tropes
 * Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail


 * Eugenics. - Genius Breeding Act, World War II
 * Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up


 * Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
 * Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles


 * Friends with benefits.
 * Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead


 * Heteronormativity. - A staple of the Heteronormative Crusader.
 * The Holy Bible.


 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
 * Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis


 * Italians. - Italy
 * Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
 * The Jews. - Judaism


 * Judge Judy.
 * Justin Bieber.


 * '''An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 * Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse
 * MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
 * Men. - Always Male
 * Michael Jackson.
 * A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie


 * My soul. - Our Souls Are Different
 * Natalie Portman.


 * An Oedipus complex.


 * Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something


 * Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
 * Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure


 * Police brutality.
 * Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
 * The Pope.


 * Praying the gay away. - Cure Your Gays


 * A really cool hat. - Nice Hat


 * The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
 * '''Robert Downey, Jr.
 * '''RoboCop.


 * A sausage festival. - Double Entendre
 * Scientology. - Church of Happyology


 * Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
 * Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
 * Shapeshifters.


 * Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe


 * Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape
 * Synergistic management solutions. - An Unusual Euphemism, possibly for getting fired/laid off.
 * Teaching a robot to love. - What Is This Thing You Call Love?
 * Teenage pregnancy.


 * Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
 * Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice
 * A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.


 * YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. - Starcraft

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards

 * Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
 * Take That, Audience!: "Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

- Cards Against Humanity website