Nerds Are Virgins/Quotes

""You're watching the Syfy, television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin""

- Pre-skit tagline from Mad TV

"* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.  How much blood did they want today?  Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?  Yeah.  Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".  Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."  The bastard.  Was he right?  He was, but that's not the point!"

- bash.org