Hoodwinked/Funny

"Detective Flippers: Well, we can't arrest people just for being creepy. Bill: (on the radio) Fred, you know that guy we got in the tank? Fred: Uh... the creepy one? Bill: Yeah, better let him go."
 * After giving Twitchy coffee: "What have I done?"
 * "Use the hood!"
 * Andy Dick. Just Andy Dick, including his Villain Song and his Famous Last Words: "Not a cute little bunny! NOT A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!"
 * "I was close. I thought his name was Greg. Greg Stiltsken."
 * The cops' reaction to Red claiming that the Wolf is creepy.

"Wolf: The tune was catchy, but the choreography was terrible."
 * And the Wolf when he says Red flying hummingbirds is creepy.
 * "Watch out for Keith."
 * The Wolf's commentary on "Top of the Woods".

"Wolf: "So, how's the new delivery system working out?" Red: "Well..." Cut to Japeth the Goat minecarting deliveries: "Oh, I got horns to hold them muffins, and I got horns to hold them pies.""
 * "Dee-Nah-Mee-Tay. Must be Italian."
 * And then there's their occasional Non Sequitur cuts.

"Red: "For a reporter, you sure have a strange way of doing your job." Wolf: "What can I say? I was raised by wolves." (cut to Wolf family portrait)"
 * Also

"Chief: "What do you do for a living, Wolf!" Wolf: "I'm a shepherd.""
 * Pretty much anything involving the Wolf, actually.

"Twitchy: "Heyboss, aladderlookie!" Wolf: "God as my witness you will learn to speak. Hey look, A way out." Twitchy: "...butthat'swhatI... sigh...""
 * Or Twitchy, for that matter.

"Twitchy: (extremely fast) "Thecriminalyouarelookingforcannotbefoundatthebottomofthemountain;heresidesatthetopinacavefortresswheremycompanionsaretryingtodetainhim." Chief: "He seems to be speaking... words of some kind.""
 * Also this one:

"Red: "Whoa, what big hands you have." Wolf: "Oh! All the better to scratch my back with." Red: "And what big ears you have..." Wolf: [Increasing irritation] "All the better to hear your... many criticisms. Old people just have big ears, dear."
 * The goat flying in out of nowhere with horn-propellers on his head."I WAS PREPARED!"
 * The numerous Shout Outs in the sequel made this trooper's day. Especially Boingo as Hannibal Lector
 * The classic "Grandmother, what big [insert facial quality here] you have!" exchange, as reworked by the movie:

Red: "And Granny... what big eyes you have --"

Wolf: [Exploding] "Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?!""

"Nicky: So, you didn't jump through the window, you were pushed. By a tree. Because you were pretending to be a woodsman. To sell foot cream. Kirk: I got callback! Nicky: And good for you. Suffice to say, our thespian friend here knows the least about anything. Kirk: Exactly! What does that mean?"
 * Nicky's tone as he sums up Kirk's story.

"Nicky: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out. How about a cage? Bill: BRING IN THE CAGE! Nicky: I was being sarcastic.
 * Nicky about to interview Red:

Bill: (disappointed) Sarcasm, strike the cage..."

"Granny: Why are you telling me all this? I was there Granny: Did you really practice that speech?"
 * In the sequel when Verushka is giving her big speech