Duckman/Funny

"Fluffy and Uranus: "Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us""
 * Crowning Moment Of Funky: The FUNKY DUCKMAN!
 * "You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!"
 * When Fluffy and Uranus get eaten by Duckman and are left traumatized by the end of it.

"Cornfed: My name is Dr. Gelman. Duckman: No you're not. Cornfed: Yes I am. Duckman: No you're not. Cornfed: Yes I am. Duckman: What are ya talking about?! You're- Cornfed: (grabbing Duckman's bill) My name is Dr. Gelman, Dr. GELMAN. Nobody knows me here, so I'm introducing myself! Duckman: Oh OHHHHHHH! Nice to meet you, Dr. Cornfed! Cornfed: (sighs angrily)"
 * From "Days of Whining and Neurosis", when Cornfed introduces himself to the therapy group: