Goodbye Kitty (webcomic)

Goodbye Kitty is a webcomic by Al Parrott, hosted on Comic Fury.

It's about Hello Kitty mascot character, whose existence turns out to be much less happy than previously assumed. Seeing as Kitty repeatedly does her best to end it. Her existence, that is.


 * Bermuda Triangle: #245
 * Bullying a Dragon: Repeatedly. "Kitty needs a restraining order keeping her 500 feet away from any animal larger than a ladybug."
 * Chess with Death: #227. Except not chess.
 * Cloning Blues: #181
 * Crush! Kill! Destroy!: #367
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast: #138
 * Deal with the Devil
 * Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: Yes, she did. Though only after flipping off Chuck Norris.
 * Electrified Bathtub: #152
 * Grim Reaper: Regularly ends up cheesed off. First seen in #80, then #168 #227 #264 #357. #410 #437, #449, #490.
 * Claims to be annoyed by having to deal with... collateral damage.
 * Helicopter Blender: twice - first ejects / into the rotor, then tries a bicycle jump over one.
 * Hindenburg: #102
 * Inevitable Waterfall: #125
 * Jumping on a Grenade: #313
 * Killer Rabbit: #191. That one.
 * Loch Ness Monster: Poor monster.
 * Mama Bear: #414
 * And Papa Moose: #109
 * And... a fly.
 * Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight: #106
 * Piano Drop: #131
 * Red Shirt: #22
 * Riding the Bomb: #78. And #95 (rocket). And #330 (torpedo).
 * Rockers Smash Guitars: #107.
 * Running With Scissors: #94.
 * Russian Roulette: #331. Does not work.
 * Sea Mine: #436
 * Shout Out: A lot. For example...
 * Dinosaur Comics in #362
 * Predator in #318
 * Slaughterhouse 5 in #373
 * Spy vs. Spy in #137
 * Most of Classical Mythology.
 * Solar-Powered Magnifying Glass: #265
 * Throw the Pin
 * Too Dumb to Live: It looks this way at first...
 * Suicide, Not Accident? But not for long.
 * Make It Look Like an Accident?
 * Torches and Pitchforks: #237
 * Trash Compactor Scenario: #96, #325, #461.
 * Tropes for Dummies: Sword swallowing. Grim Reaping.
 * Walk the Plank: #139
 * Wire Dilemma: #182