Rule of Funny/Quotes

""We're gonna keep doing this sketch. Y'know why? Because it's funny. And in my business, you never cut funny.""

- King Kaiser, My Favorite Year

"Eddie: You mean to tell me you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?! Roger: No, not at any time; only when it was funny!"

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

""We try not to think too much about the floating baby head. . . It makes us laugh, 'nuff said.""

- Jeff "Swampy" Marsh

"Major Monogram: That doesn't even make any sense. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It doesn't have to, I've got a monster truck!"

- Phineas and Ferb, "Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown"

"Dan Aykroyd: "Are there any local residents whom you've seen acting strangely?" Stewie: "Well, there's a pedophile up the street that nobody seems to be doing anything about, but it's mainly because he's so funny.""

- Family Guy

""I'll go where the humor takes me, and if that happens to create gross inconsistencies, then so be it.""

- Rich Burlew, author of Order of the Stick

"The Lobe: Freakazoid! Why is it taking us so long to fall?! Freakazoid: 'Cause it's funny! The Lobe: No, it's not! It's just stupid! It's as dumb as that Handman episode!"

- Freakazoid!, "Virtual Freakapoop"

"Eric: I forgot my mom's birthday. Hyde: Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday. Eric: If you remembered, then why didn't you tell me? Hyde: How would that be funny?"

- That '70s Show

""Lots of things happen in cartoons that you just don't see in the real world. That's part of the fun of cartoons.""

- Toon

""Why'd I have Sorin say that? It was funny. Really, end of story.""

- Mark Rosewater, Tales From the Pit

"Mega Man: If I were to guess, I would say that it was done using that unique property of highly random humor in which a character can spontaneously do just about anything as long as it's part of the joke. Dr. Cossack: Like the sudden appearance of a chalk board? Mega Man: Exactly. I call it the gag reflex."

- Bob and George

""Suspect has left the vehicle, I will pursue him in my yellow Bumblebee car and run him over, because that's funny.""

- videogamedunkey, GTA Online