Joe Loves Crappy Movies/YMMV


 * Nightmare Fuel: Joe views A Night at the Museum as this, because who would want to be locked in a museum with Owen Wilson and Robin Williams for eight hours?
 * And the Fandom Rejoiced: Irv gets a geek boner over such moments. Hearing Josh Hartnett was in 30 Days of Night changed the Green Lantern's mind about that movie quickly.
 * Cargo Ship: Josh Duhamel/the script to Veronica Mars season 1 episode 4.
 * Edward Cullen/Cherry Cheesecake.
 * Contractual Purity: God tried to invoke this to punish men who thought dirty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan until an angel reminded him that she's legal.
 * Fan Preferred Couple: Yeo confronted J.J. Abrams over Felicity choosing Ben over Noel.
 * Fetish Fuel: Discussed in the G.I. Joe strip.
 * Harsher in Hindsight: The 30 Days of Night strip has the Green Lantern complain about not having a movie made about him yet. Be Careful What You Wish For indeed...
 * High Octane Nightmare Fuel: For Joe, deformed nuclear freaks.
 * Moment of Awesome: James Earl Jones reading "Momma Said Knock You Out".
 * Grimace as Spawn.
 * Replacement Scrappy: George, a The Men in Black agent who replaced Joe when Joe was imprisoned for accusing George W Bush of treason. He then got replaced by Joe when The Men in Black realized that George was slowly turning into Joe - who did a better job at it anyway. (Also, George didn't want to take out the trash)
 * Ruined FOREVER: The Dukes of Hazzard movie, once Joe sees that the General Lee's doors work.
 * Squick: Joe, upon hearing Irv and Leo got boners at The Secret Life of Bees.
 * Tear Jerker: Up for Joe. He's told to suck it up by a kid.