Vampire Knight/Funny

"Akatsuki: Hanabusa... Hanabusa: What's the matter, Akatsuki? Akatsuki: No matter how you look at it, Yuuki Cross is lying here."
 * Akatsuki making a deadpan but completely serious statement, after having apparently stumbled across an unconscious Yuuki in the middle of nowhere.


 * in the episode Night of vampires, the character says "Their gaze will enslave you" and I Heard That As "their gays will enslave you"