Axis Powers Hetalia/Memes

Japanese version

 * HE CRUSHED MY VITAL REGIONS!!
 * PAAAAASTAAAAAAAAA!!!
 * This Is Pasta!
 * Tonight we dine at Olive Garden!
 * DOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSU. (Doitsu = Germany)
 * VeVeVeVe.
 * VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 * Enough is enough!!! I have had with these mother fucking vodka bottles on this mother fucking plane!!
 * This is Vodka!
 * Prussia has occupied my vital regions!
 * Seize his vital regions... seize his vital regions... CRUSH PRUSSIA! CRUSH PRUSSIA!
 * "Hello. My name is Elizabeta Hedervary. You stole Austria's "vital regions". Prepare to Die."
 * Austria x His Piano OTP!
 * "My anger is Chopin."
 * Canada, WHY SO MOE?
 * Who?
 * Buono tomato, buono tomato, buono, buono, oh! Tomato!
 * It's also becoming pretty popular to set The Delicious Tomato Song to pictures or scenes of Ulquiorra from Bleach, as the Italies and Ulquiorra share the same voice actor.
 * EEEEEEIIIIIIINSAAAAAAAMMMMMKEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIT!!!
 * Ne, ne,(other language for "father"),(insert cultural drink here) chodai! Ne, ne, (other language for "mother")! Mukashi ni tabeta (insert cultural food here), ano aji ga wasurerarenainda!
 * Really, the ending song is officially a meme. It's been done in almost every language.
 * All will become one with Russia, y/y?
 * Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.....
 * BIG SCARY RAPE TRUCK
 * ^J^: emoticon for Russia
 * Nd m' wif!
 * Sp't 'n m' b'tt F'nl'nd!
 * "CIAO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
 * Alfred "FUCK YEAH!" Jones!
 * Looping phrases that the characters say for ten minutes has gotten pretty popular. You tearing your hair out yet?
 * The length limit was increased to 15 minutes. Did you know that?
 * CAN YOU HANDRE IT?!
 * ENGLAND WANTS OWLS!
 * After episode 48 aired, England's "orgasmic" Ill Boy face has brought more than one shoop or icon. Here, have a bunch
 * Like, you know, total Valley Girl talk is, like, totally associated with Poland, like, ohmigod. (And Polish fans have caught on with saying "Totalnie".)
 * This video captures Poland spot on.
 * Now even with a 10 minute version.
 * Zeus says it's ME.
 * And now we have, as of recently: Prussia's "CONVERT THE NON-BELIEVERRR"!
 * "Tsk!"
 * RUSSIA PIIIIIINK is heading this way.
 * Spain wants you to buy volume 3.
 * Hey, guys!! Check out this awesome video!!
 * Yuumei of deviantART fame has given rise to a new meme: The Dance Dance (insert country's name here) Revolution.Original here. As well as some others.
 * Anything to do with Spain's ass DAT ASS.
 * The "Badtouch Trio" - consisting of Prussia, France, and Spain. Those three are so bro and apparently now hang out all the time doing bro things...
 * OBVIOUS THINGS ARE OBVIOUS.
 * You found underwear!
 * *stroke stroke stroke*
 * It's the Greek Army!
 * BUHYOOO [[SO CUTE]]
 * KESESESESESESESESE~
 * "dome uh beso". Dammit Deen!
 * Belarus: "Let's get married, married, married, married...."
 * "It's Okey, I'm American!!" "I just thought, 'It's a lettuce!' I was wrong. It's my daddy."
 * Oh god... WTF
 * This gay's conceited.
 * The mochi strips are a Fountain of Memes. "CANADA is greatest country" "Where is my tea? Rubbish" "OK. OK. I am jolly happy."
 * "Holy Bitch" "You are sad sad nerd" are heading this way.
 * "Gracias! Me gusta mucho el tomato ^o^"
 * Fusososososo.
 * Japan and Switzerland singing and dancing.
 * What on earth is New Zealand?
 * Alpacas, Alpacas everywhere.
 * As a crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist - Edward and Alphonse Elric dressed up as Switzerland and Liechtenstein
 * FINLAND IS WATCHING YOU SLEEP
 * He is a British. And he is gay.
 * It's okay, I am American. Kiss my asshole.
 * Japan saying pasta.
 * Mochimerica as Nightmare Fuel. Seriously, we've seen him as a zombie, as worth 5million experience points to kill, and erasing someone from existence for trying to judo chop him.
 * Ukraine's "huge tracts of land". Even people who have never heard of the series would probably get the euphemism.

English version
The dub makes a radical decision to apply the stereotypical, pretty offensive accents for each respective country, something that ADR directors usually try to avoid. This, along with the changes made by the translators that introduced new jokes, insults, and odd voices, resulted in some new memes, such as:
 * "ZIS IS VUNDERBAR, JAPAN!"
 * "TECHNOROGY".
 * "BUT PREAZE DO NOT WORRY."
 * "NO VAY!"
 * "FLYING MINT BUNNY!"
 * NUTBURGERS
 * HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON~ Really, the dub is just a Fountain of Memes.
 * "MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR"—No truer words have ever been spoken.
 * "Okay so I've like designed a really sweet attack plan which I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like Alpha Dog. WOOF!"
 * Someone already made the 10-minute clip if it!
 * "Naughty Captain Hook! Tinkerbell's not big enough!" O . O
 * CHAR IS WATCHING US.
 * ERIC IS KING
 * MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE
 * I ADDED A PIZZA!
 * DO YOU HAVE A MINIATURE DETACHABLE HEAD?
 * HERR SHTICK, MEIN SHTICKY FRIEND!
 * Related, GERMANYxHERR STICK OTP!
 * Wesurely believe you mean FLYING MINT BUNNYxHERR STICK OTP!
 * Romano in the English dub. The man is a memetic hurricane of insults. And all from one 2-minute video.
 * THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A 99% CHANCE OF SHITSTORM, AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!
 * The video containing this line was out for less than a day before people started using it in case of Internet Backlash. (specifically, the backlash that came from that clip)
 * MOOSTACHE!!!
 * I'M SO UGLAAAY!
 * Aahhh, it's hug time.
 * I HATE-A YOU SOOO MUCH-A!!
 * Germany is David Hasselhoff.
 * Suck my balls you damn potato eater!
 * "THIS IS PASTAAA!!!"
 * TONIGHT WE DINE AT OLIVE GARDEN!
 * CHECK IT COOL!
 * Isn't he Shizzy?
 * The line is "This is my brother Romano! Isn't he cheesy?" It's a sort of a pun on "romano cheese".
 * WANKER.
 * La La La La La La La La
 * "And that is not a euphemism for anything!" (Oh, oh Sealand!)
 * The general response to the whole Sealand dub preview: "Hnnng, Shotacon levels... rising..."
 * "It takes a whole lot more than a good attitude and sailor outfit to become a country."
 * "Stoopid faces."
 * What is your inner cheeseburger?
 * We should all learn to... touch our inner cheeseburger.
 * "Dumbledora the explora..."
 * This comes from England's magic spell chanting. It's actually choc-full of Shout Outs.
 * ...and it might have become an Ascended Meme!
 * SUCK MEIN BALLS!
 * SILENCE UND ANSWER MEIN QUESTION!
 * WHAT IZ THIS VEIRDO?!
 * "China! I CHOOSE YOU!"
 * Which is actually an ascended joke from the fansubs.
 * "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" ... fades into background as another character talks.
 * America: Winter can suck on my jingle bells.
 * Drunk!England: Am I Catholic or Protestant? God, I don't know.
 * "You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held (hold) my locker (liquor) better than anyone!"
 * GERMANY RECOGNIZES HIS FRIEND ITALY!
 * Prussia. On a T-shirt. That says, "I am awesome." That is all.
 * As of Fall 2011, it's official.
 * Soldier looking at Holy Rome's picture of Chibitalia: "Oh ho! Is this the painting of your little girlfriend, or boyfriend, or gender-neutral chibi-thing?" Awesome.
 * CUTE-ITFUL!
 * DUDE, BRO CAN PARTY!
 * I HAVE A FISH!
 * Oh Crap a talking muffin!
 * They kept "little shit cleaning" from the Gratuitous English!
 * HEY, WHO TOOKA' MA SHORTS?
 * *slurp slurp* ALLIES *slurp slurp* GOOD GUYS *slurp slurp* AXIS *slurp slurp* BAD GUYS *slurp slurp* ... AND THE HERO IS ME!
 * DUDE, I EVEN SMELL LIKE A HERO! CHECK IT!
 * OOH NO! I SUCK! Silly me!
 * THOSE STUPID HOSERS!
 * YOU STUPID WINE LOVING TOOL!
 * YOU ARE AN ASS (Said by Austria nevertheless)
 * To a lesser extent :YOU AN ASS. (Said by China)
 * I'm Canadia! T_T
 * Germany, upon finding Italy in his bed: "How in ze holy fuhrer did he get into my bed?!?"
 * New sneak peeks into the third season gives us France's "I vont to LEEK eet!" in reference to Austria's beauty, and Hungary says "OMG"!
 * SUCK IT, LOSERS!

Fanon

 * Canada is dating Lady Gaga!
 * Prussia is 5 METERS LONG!
 * ... Eh?
 * Who?
 * Russia can see Sarah Palin from his house.
 * In Soviet Russia, Ivan Braginski can see Alaska from his house.
 * Courtesy of DeviantArt: In Soviet Russia, Tentacle Monster gets raped...by you.
 * "Nice * insert Freud Was Right item here* ". Consisting of a song from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and a character in a stripper pose wearing undies with a country flag on it, it goes from there. And it started with..."Nice Florida." Funny how America starts a lot of memes...
 * Fukkireta
 * EGYPT FLIPS TABLES.
 * ENGLAND HAS CULTURE
 * THERE'S A PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS AND YOU'RE INVITED
 * Bloodbath 2010 got its own page.
 * Memes on CAPTALIA are here.
 * Allen, who is apparently England's and America's child.
 * Flying Nyan Bunny!
 * Spain's THE BOSS
 * I'M DAMAGED GOODS, FELIKS!!!
 * "England looks DEAD SEXY in a miniskirt!", which is an actual quote from Eric Vale, has started to become this. The retorts of "America looks dead sexy in a miniskirt" (also an actualy quote), and "IT'S A KILT, YOU WANKER!" are obvious tagalongs.
 * Disco Pogo.
 * Hussieruya.
 * Grandmano.
 * Couchtalia.
 * Twisted, shit-spewing CUMDONUT.
 * ENGLAND'S PENSI SPERM WILL TURN YOU BRITIS.
 * Communism is HOT!.

Paint it White

 * General pre-sub consensus: 'I have no idea WTF just happened.....BUT THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!'
 * It is now the duty of every Hetalia fan to learn the dance at the end of the movie.
 * Condom suits = WIN
 * WHAT THE CRAPOLA HAPPENED HERE!?!?
 * It's Raining Men!
 * In the English dub, France's Doctor Who reference was slipped in especially as a tribute for J Michael Tatum, who voices him. It's very popular with the English fans.
 * DOUBLE O NINJA
 * I RUN INTO BATTER
 * "It tastes like sandwich."

""Hasta la pasta!""