Nuzlocke Comics/Funny

Main Series:
"Announcer: Let's see what you folks down in the stands think about our upstar little challenger...
 * Doakes' face when he kept spamming Magnitude.
 * "Who's there? Show yourself!"
 * Goddamnit Ralph!
 * Sawyer's self esteem HARSHLY FELL.
 * "I don't understand...how could water be good?"
 * The Warden getting his teeth back.
 * Pretty much this entire comic.
 * This exchange:

Mr. Fuji: I think he's cool. Much Poke-respect.

Erika: He's pretty chill. Y'know, for a square.

Bill: I think...

Lt. Surge: -I THINK HE SUCKS AND HE OWES ME A FUCKING GYM!"

"Maxie: So... How do you feel about water?"
 * Giovanni and Maxie in prison. Fucking priceless.


 * Ruby's reaction to being . The expressions on  's face make it even better.

Robotv7's Nuzlocke Challenge (FireRed and Sapphire):
"Let's see what TMs we have... *finds Attract* oh god yes..."
 * From Robot7's comic there's his attempt to make his Hitmonlee more unique.

"Robot: Man, i should switch Pchooooo out... (Beat) Naw, you can do it Pchooooo!
 * Also from Robot:

Pchooooo: (sweat)

Robot: We need a critical hit.

Not a critical hit.

Robot: (gasp)

Pchooooo: (tears)

Machop used.. "

"Kid: Are you sure...?
 * Robot altering Dewford's trendy phrase.

Robot: Positive.

Kid: OK! Hey everyone! The new trendy thing to say is (Robot runs off laughing)"

Freddy's Nuzlocke Adventure:
"Rosie: what the fuck man"
 * Rosie's reaction to her first real battle being against an Onix. That face is priceless.

"Gary: Your Pokemon aren't dead. Why're you here? Eh, no matter. I can at least make 'em FAINT.
 * Freddy encounters his rival in Pokemon Tower, with some Nuzlocke-flavored Fridge Logic adding a touch of hilarity.

Freddy: (pause as it hits him) YOU SON OF A BITCH"

"Lance: Are you a helpless 10 year old child?
 * Lance's first apperance:

Freddy: Yes.

Lance: HELP ME TAKE ON A GLOBAL MAFIA ORGANIZATION!"


 * Later, in Notepad's no-sleep run of Crystal, despite answering no, Lance still says exactly the same thing.
 * "And so Daisy drank...and drank... all the way to the Pokemon Center."
 * The Training Montage before the Elite Four match in his Gold run. Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Freddy battling Sabrina,
 * I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
 * I have two water pokemon!

A Petty Nuzlocke Challenge

 * Rick at one point learns rollout. Guess which song he sings for an entire battle later on?
 * I believe it was verified somewhere that this was the entire point of his nickname. Unfortunately, that battle manages to turn a damn Rickroll into a Tear Jerker.
 * And then I'll use that money... To buy WEED!
 * Which is an absolutely brilliant Shout Out to the Team Starkid musical Starship.

Ara's Black Run
"Cyrus's Subtitle: Galactic Leader seeks Space Penis
 * Ara's Black run introduces quite possibly the best Alder ever: "Do you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Champion. FIGHT. NOW."
 * Ara discussing with N how to "improve" the Team Plasma uniform... and what they come up with.
 * "Wait a minute. Something has gone horribly wrong." "Let's never talk about this again."
 * Ara reassuring Cheren of his sexuality... by way of Bianca's boobs. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Here's a link.
 * Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 * From Ara's Pearl run, we have Ara and Cyrus insulting each other through their Boss Subtitles.

Ara's Subtitle: Speaking of which, how's the space where YOUR penis used to be?"

Others:
"Falkner: Dennis, why do you seek to fix what Arceus has done?
 * From Dennis's Revenge: The Johto Takeover:

Dennis : Look at this place! Legendaries all over, level 3 fully evolved Pokemon, even Pokemon that don't belong in their regions are here! And you still have your two derps!

Falkner: You did NOT just call my precious birds DERPS! I'll take you down! Go, Pidgey!"

"Jasmine: (using Sing) I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy...
 * In Lenni's white run, when Nel's sewaddle evolves.
 * Azer's run has at least one in every page... but a combination of the earlier image of Godzilla (a charmeleon) hugging Azer and the later statement "He likes hugs" takes the cake for this troper.
 * In Aouli's run, Canterbury the Butterfree explains to the protagonist what "flashing" is. And no, not the HM move.
 * Ky-nim's Diamond run was full of funny moments, most of which involved either Haisi or Team Gaga.
 * "Behold... DIALGAGA."
 * Pencil's Leaf Green Nuzlocke Drunk Dallas makes everything better
 * Azza's LeafGreen run at the beginning of comic 8, when Jasmine the Jigglypuff joins the party:

Azza: NO. Learn real music. (puts a pair of headphones on Jasmine)

Jasmine: What the... (music starts blasting, Jasmine becomes stunned)"

"Implying I used water gun. Implying I grew to level 18. Implying I can't learn more than four moves. Implying I forgot how to use tail whip. Implying I learned confusion!
 * In Oh Gosh, Platinum Nuzlocke, naming a psyduck "Implying I."

Oh Gosh: That was amusing. *boxes Implying I*"

"Belmont: Cook, this isn't going to look suspicious? I mean, a black man an a Mexican carrying out a fancy looking white boy-
 * Why its probably okay to have the No Dupes rule on, after getting 5 of the same damn thing, you are like a derp magnet. And yes, there is a facepalm.
 * The following comic provides possibly the best ever interpretation of a Diglett's body underneath the soil. It must be seen for itself, to describe it would be to spoil it.
 * In Earl Grey's Ginjika Nuzlocke, Diego "Cook" the Quilava posting in his tumblr blog about how much he hates Azalea Town, and then stumbling with a local Scary Black Man Ekans, whom he believes has angered about the trash-talking he did about the town. After fighting him, the Ekans confess he doesn't like the town either.
 * Later, Cook decides that what his team needs is a water Pokemon, so when he sees a lone Wooper he sends Audrey the Hoothoot to hypnotize him until K.O., then he and Belmont (the aftermentioned Ekans) carry him away and convince him to join the team.

Cook: Nigga this is pokemon, shit like this happens all the time!"