Doctor Who/Recap/S32/E13 The Wedding of River Song



"Dorium Maldovar: On the Fields of Trenzalore, on the Fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked. A question that must never ever be answered.

The Doctor: "Silence will fall when the question is asked."

Dorium Maldovar: "Silence must fall" would be a better translation. The Silence are determined that the question will never be answered. That the Doctor will never reach Trenzalore."

Has a prequel video.

The series 6 finale. "Spoilers!"

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The city of London, 22 April 2011. Soaring buildings, glittering and mighty under a perfect blue sky, and life tumbling onto pavements below. Horse-drawn Roman chariots driving through the streets. A Victorian steam train on a monorail. Hot air balloons carrying beetle cars. Pterodactyls in the park. And Charles Dickens appearing on BBC One's Breakfast. In short, Reality Is Out to Lunch.

At the Buckingham Senate, at 5:02pm, Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill complains to Silurian Doctor Malohkeh that time has gotten quite confusing. It's always 22 April 2011. And it's always 5:02pm. Churchill calls for his Soothsayer to be fetched from the Tower. Greying, unkempt, bearded, older, tired, but unmistakably -- it's the Doctor. Churchill asks him what's happening to time, and the Doctor tries to explain, starting from the beginning. What happened to time is a woman. "Hell in high heels."

While talking, Churchill and the Doctor wander across the palace hallways. The Doctor notices a mark on his arm and Churchill can't remember why he's holding a gun. Which means they've encountered the Silent.

After meeting with the Teselecta, the Doctor gathered more information and eventually visited the Headless Monks' head depository. Catacombs filled with living skulls. Some of the decapitated victims, the very rich, were able to afford a box. And one of them was Dorium Maldovar, the owner of the Maldovarium.

The Doctor's arm has more marks now. More Silent. Churchill is getting frightened. The Doctor explains to Churchill that in another reality, in the real reality, he and Churchill are close friends. More marks have appeared.

(Dorium joked around for a bit, until the Doctor simply picked up the box and questioned Dorium's head further in the TARDIS. He could still do so much before dying. He was going to visit more friends. Could go enjoy his marriage to Queen Bess. Could have helped Rose Tyler with her homework in disguise. Could have visited all of Jack Harkness' stag parties in one night. A phone call from UNIT interrupted that train of thought, and he learned that Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart had peacefully passed away, after having waited for a nice visit from the Doctor for years. The Doctor couldn't even reply to that and simply hung up. He knew that death was inevitable. He visited the Teselecta again and asked them to deliver his blue envelopes to Amy, Rory, River and himself, and went down to Lake Silencio in Utah to die.)

The Doctor realises he's holding a spear. His other arm is covered entirely in marks. He and Churchill look up to see dozens of Silent above them. Just in time, a group of soldiers save them -- led by "Pond. Amy Pond."

The Doctor wakes up in an office on a train. Inside is Amy, wearing the same eye patch as Madame Kovarian. The Doctor begs her to remember him. After all, Amy has her Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory in every timeline, thanks to sleeping next to a crack in the universe all her life. And Amy does remember bits of it. She has drawings of her other lives all over the train office wall. Monsters, TARDIS, Doctor, Rory. Although the drawing of Rory looks a little bit more like Jeff. She hasn't found her Rory yet, but she knows that she's supposed to love him very much, and she'll find him someday. Right now, she's too busy infiltrating the Silence. The Doctor gets some clothes, a shave and an extremely suave new hair style. The two are interrupted by Captain Rory Williams, also with eye patch, who has simply lived his life as a soldier, following orders. Amy just knows him as "Captain" and pays him no attention.

Further along, they come across several Silent, submerged in tanks. The Doctor finds out that the eye patches are actually external data storage, which enable people to remember the Silent after seeing them. While Amy walks on, the Doctor tries to convince Captain Rory Williams to ask her out on a date.

"The Doctor: She said you were a Mr. Hottie... ness. And that she would like to go out with you for texting and... scones.

Rory: You really haven't done this before, have you?

The Doctor: No, I haven't."

Amy and Captain Rory lead the Doctor to Madame Kovarian, who has been captured and tied up. River is there, eyepatch and all, and she defiantly faces the Doctor. The Doctor tells her that she needs to kill him, right now. Because the Doctor being killed is a fixed point in time. And there's no avoiding it. When he found her on that beach, wearing that space suit, the suit controlled her arm and she had no choice. He made her look at her future self on that beach and realise that it was going to happen, it needed to happen. But River still refused. With great effort, she took control of the space suit's arm and drained its weapons. And now the universe has been ripped apart. Because she loves him. She was brought up to be obsessed solely with him, to spend every moment of her life thinking about him, just because Madame Kovarian made her that way. So how could they expect her not to fall in love with him?

Brilliant, the Doctor replies sarcastically. So she's in love with him. Fine. Let's kiss. He tries to grab her arm, but she knows that touching him would cause the universe to revert back to normal. Which would mean that he would have to die. If touching him means killing him, she will always Take a Third Option, even if it would destroy the universe as they know it. And it would: the reality-warping force is an explosion that's already spreading across the galaxy now.

"River: There are so many theories about you and I, you know.

The Doctor: Idle gossip.

River: Archaeology.

The Doctor: Same thing.

River: Am I the woman who marries you, or the woman who murders you?

The Doctor: Oh, I don't want to marry you.

River: I don't want to murder you.

The Doctor: Well, this is no fun at all."

The Silent in their tanks are starting to crack. They weren't captured -- they were waiting. Waiting to activate all those eye patches and electrocute the people wearing them. River and Amy manage to rip off theirs. Rory yells at them to escape while he holds back the Silent. He keeps his eye patch on so he can see them. As Amy realises that this might kill him, she figures out who he is, and tells him to run before his patch activates. He tells her that it already has. Almost mad with the pain and with clenched fists, he stands his ground. But Amy manages to improsive an escape, and on their way out, they confront Madame Kovarian, who is extremely confused as to why the Silent haven't skipped her own eye patch and why her eye has been burned out.

For taking her baby, for ruining her life, for trying to kill the Doctor, Amy murders Madame Kovarian in cold blood. They walk out, and Amy curtly informs Rory that they should get drinks and married.

Up on the roof, River shows the Doctor her plan to Take a Third Option. A distress signal for the entire universe. She's been broadcasting into all of time and space that the Doctor is dying. And people across the galaxy have noticed: they're all gathered, up there, in the sky. The Doctor once again tries to explain that it's not necessary. All they have to do is stand on a beach, where she shoots him, and he dies. He just needs her to understand that it can't be helped and that he's fine with it. But she won't -- she loves him and wants to be his Love Martyr. River genuinely believes that even if the universe were to collapse, her suffering would still be stronger than anyone else's if she were forced to kill her Sweetie. This earns her a grand What the Hell, Hero? from the Doctor.

Well, fine. Fine. He'll marry her, right there and then, if it gets her to do the right thing. They'll need her parents as witnesses -- Amy fills in a very confused Rory on the details -- and a foot long piece of cloth for their handfasting. With his bow tie wrapped around both their hands, the Doctor hurriedly makes Amy and Rory say their bits of the ritual, then whispers his secret into River's ear. It's his name, he says, and it'll save them all, and now that that's over with, can they finally get back to killing him? River is shocked for a moment at what he's whispered to her, then smiles and consents to his plan. As they kiss, the universe dissolves.

Back on that beach in Utah, River shoots the Doctor. He falls down, she shoots him again, and his body is given a Viking Funeral, exactly as it was supposed to go.

A while later. Amy and Rory get a visit from River in their new home. Amy is feeling wrecked with guilt over having killed Madame Kovarian. Because despite everything, despite it not even taking place in the normal timeline, she was still a person and it was still murder. She and River compare diaries. River has just come off the crash of the Byzantium, where of course she had to pretend not to recognise Amy. Just like she pretended not to know what was happening on that beach in Utah, when she waited for her younger self to emerge from the water. Just like she pretended not recognise her space suit in Florida. And just like the Doctor had pretended to die.

What he whispered into her ear at their wedding wasn't his name. Rule one: the Doctor lies. It was, simply, "look into my eye". Inside his pupil, she'd seen a miniaturized Doctor happily waving at her. Because when you happen to suddenly befriend a time-traveling, shape-changing robot, powered by miniaturized people, who specialise in replacing people just before they die without creating a Time Paradox... you have options. The Doctor had realised it a bit late (after asking the Teselecta to deliver the envelopes, actually) but not too late.

Amy and Rory are overjoyed to hear that the Doctor survived. Amy is slightly less overjoyed when she realises that she's become her Raggedy Doctor's mother-in-law.

The Doctor returns Dorium's head to the Headless Monks' vault. He confirms that River is now in Stormcage, where she spends her days repenting for what she did. Her nights, however, they can spend together. Dorium reminds him that nothing is over yet:

"Dorium: It's all still waiting for you. The Fields of Trenzalore. The Fall of the Eleventh. And the question.

The Doctor: Goodbye, Dorium.

Dorium: The first question! The question that must never be answered! Hidden in plain sight! The question you've been running from all your life!"

"Imagine you were dying and a long way from home and in terrible pain. And just when you think it couldn't get any worse, you look up and see the face of the devil himself.
 * Always Save The Doctor:
 * Amnesiac Lover: A two way example, with both having forgotten their past relationship. They get back together in the end, with very little prompting.
 * Anachronism Stew: An intentional version. All of time is happening at once.
 * And I Must Scream: The skulls in the Headless Monks' catacomb. Dorium at least had the good sense (and enough money) to fit his head with a media chip, and the tomb has great Wi-Fi. And because he's rich, his head gets preserved, while the others are reduced to living skulls. On the whole, he's taking the whole thing very well.
 * Anticlimax Boss: Madame Kovarian, the mastermind behind the Doctor's death, spends the entire episode tied up, then
 * Apocalypse How: Class Z-2, again. If it hasn't become clear by this point, Doctor Who likes torturing reality.
 * Not as severe as the last season's Z-3, though.
 * Arc Words: "Silence will fall when the question is asked." Dorium not only tells the Doctor what the question is, but the circumstances in which it will be asked. Cue the Wild Mass Guessing by the fans.
 * Area 52: Kept in the pyramids.
 * As Themselves: American news personality Meredith Vieira. Also, Sian Williams and Bill Turnbull from BBC Breakfast.
 * Back for the Finale: Winston Churchill, Dorium, the Silurians and, most surprisingly, Simon Callow's Charles Dickens from back in "The Unquiet Dead".
 * There's a very brief Dalek cameo (the only time they've appeared in this particular series), and the
 * The Doctor's beard from "Day of the Moon" also makes a reappearance.
 * Badass Abnormal: Amy's group of soldiers are apparently made up of people who unlike everyone else, actually noticed that in this version of reality, time was broken.
 * Badass Army: Amy, of all people, is in charge of one. They even managed to capture Madame Kovarian and the members of the Silence.
 * Badass Boast: The Doctor gives one to the dying Dalek:

[Beat]

Hello, Dalek."

"Amy: [River] didn't get it all from you, sweetie."
 * Bonus points for the quote being able to refer to either the Doctor or the Dalek.
 * Badass Family: The Ponds, naturally.  Rory in particular proves he is badass no matter what happens to reality.
 * He even takes Amy telling him, how in another reality, they got married and had a child (who is the woman in front of them that's a bit older than them) without any trouble.
 * Badass Long Hair: The Doctor sports a much longer do for most of the episode.
 * Base on Wheels: Amy's train.
 * Batman Gambit:.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: As Madame Kovarian learns... you should never mess with Amy Pond.

""Liz the First is still waiting in a glade to elope with me. I could help Rose Tyler with her homework! I could go on all of Jack's stag parties in one night!""
 * Big Damn Heroes: How could the Doctor and Churchill possibly defend themselves from dozens of Silence right over their heads?
 * Big Damn Kiss: Naturally.
 * Blade on a Stick: Nice spear, Doctor.
 * Brick Joke: "It's okay, so long as you keep the box the right way up."
 * In The Impossible Astronaut the Doctor threatened that instead of taking them to 1969 he could easily be learning how to knit. While he's waiting for Gideon Vandeleur, he's shown reading a book on knitting.
 * Bus Crash / The Character Died with Him: The Brigadier.
 * Butterfly of Doom: Prevent a fixed point in time (in this case, River shooting the Doctor) and the whole universe will merge together and crumble apart.
 * Call Back: When listing all the things he can do with a time machine, the Doctor says:
 * Butterfly of Doom: Prevent a fixed point in time (in this case, River shooting the Doctor) and the whole universe will merge together and crumble apart.
 * Call Back: When listing all the things he can do with a time machine, the Doctor says:

"The Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home!
 * An echo from last season's wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey finale.

River: And what sort of time do you call this?"

"River: Time can be rewritten!
 * Also one to "Forest of the Dead":

The Doctor: Don't you dare."

"Amy:"
 * In the scene in the Ponds' garden, Amy is wearing the jacket worn by Rory in "Let's Kill Hitler".
 * The scene where the villain believes that the companion will show sympathy because that's what the Doctor would want, followed by said companion telling them to go screw themselves. Apparently River does take after Mother.
 * Amy being a Big Damn Hero and coming back for Rory is a nice counterpart to all the times he made good on his promise to protect her.
 * A sign reading "Do Not Approach The Prisoner."
 * A classic series example: in "Battlefield", at one point when it seems like the Brigadier has been killed by the Monster of the Week, the Seventh Doctor despairs that he was "supposed to die in bed." In this episode, the Eleventh Doctor learns the Brigadier has done just that.
 * Can Not Tell a Lie: Dorium explains that the reason the Silence want to kill the Doctor is that the Question will be asked "on the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature may speak falsely or fail to give answer."
 * Chekhov's Gun: The Doctor's bow tie is finally useful.
 * Chekhov's Gunman:
 * Colonel Badass: Rory has become one of Amy's top operatives, with a whole platoon of soldiers under his command.
 * Cool Train: In the alternate timeline, trains of this style move all around London. Amy's train is a Base on Wheels that can go to Egypt very fast.
 * Crazy Prepared: The Silence really get to show off just how insanely adept they are at being this.
 * Decoy Getaway:

"The Doctor: "If it's time to go, remember what you're leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.""
 * Dem Bones: The heads of Headless Monks are kept in a tomb. Unless the one being beheaded is rich, in which case they are kept "fresh", they are left to decay. Regardless, the heads remain alive, and hungry.
 * Determinator: Rory (as usual).
 * Disproportionate Retribution: The chess-playing Silence agent tries to kill the Doctor for beating him at a game of chess. It's evidently Serious Business on his world, but still...
 * Made all the more disproportionate when you remember that.
 * Dying Alone: The Silence taunt Rory with this, saying that he'll die for the last time knowing Amy never came back for him. She proves them wrong.
 * Defied by the Doctor himself. He knows he's going to die, so he brings some friends. Or as he put it:

"Dorium: "And River Song? In prison all her days?"
 * Eldritch Location: The assassination is to take place at Lake Silencio because it's a "still point"--some property about it makes it easy to artificially create fixed time-points.
 * Eyepatch of Power: Kovarian's is revealed to be an "eye-drive".
 * Eye Scream: Most people freak out if their own eyelash gets in their eye. The eye-drives use electricity.
 * Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: Pterodactyls are flying around London. They're treated as vermin.
 * Faking the Dead:
 * Fridge Logic: Wait, the whole reason the Silence want to kill the Doctor is to stop him from ending the universe. But last season they tried to blow up the TARDIS which had the effect of...ending the universe?
 * Flying Car, kind of mixed with Zeppelins from Another World.
 * Genre Savvy: Amy, thanks to her Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory. "Time's gone wrong — some people have noticed. We've got a whole team working on it."
 * At the end, when River shows up, Amy says, "I heard there was a freak meteor shower a few miles away. I got us a bottle."
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: Blink and you'll miss it, but after the Doctor finishes changing into his usual clothes, he tells Amy that she can look again. Only judging from her position she never seems to have stopped. Again.
 * There's also this gem:

The Doctor: "Her days, yes. Her nights… well, that's between her and me, eh?""

"River: Drugged lipstick. Works wonders on President Kennedy, and Cleopatra -- what a pushover."
 * And this:

"River: Father dearest, I think mummy needs another drink."
 * The Good Captain: Hello, Rory.
 * Good Looking Privates: Rory wears a military uniform with black beret and eyepatch.
 * Guile Hero: Eleven is at his guiley-est in this one.
 * "Hell Yes!" Moment: Both for the audience and for Amy and Rory at the end.
 * Heroic Willpower:
 * Hope Spot: Played straight and immediately subverted. The Doctor and Winston Churchill are saved from by the timely arrival of soldiers led by  Who is, unfortunately, sporting the Silence's villainous Eyepatch of Power — and immediately shoots the Doctor.
 * Hot Chick in a Badass Suit: While it's very weird to see Amy Pond in trousers, she looks good.
 * Human Notepad: The Doctor, while he and Winston are under attack from the Silence.
 * Doubles as an Oh Crap moment, since this is the first indication we get of their presence.
 * I Am Not a Gun:
 * Ignored Epiphany: After the Doctor and realises that he is, in fact, not above fate, he decides to.
 * I Need a Freaking Drink: Amy, upon realising that she's the Doctor's mother in law.
 * I Need a Freaking Drink: Amy, upon realising that she's the Doctor's mother in law.

"The Doctor: Cool office, though. Why d'you have an office? Are you like a special agent boss lady or something?"
 * Impairment Shot:
 * In-Series Nickname: Dropped by the Doctor when recapping with Churchill. The Last Centurion and The Girl Who Waited.
 * Iron Lady: Amy might only be in her twenties, but she still gives off this vibe for most of the episode.

"Doctor, brave and good, he turned away from violence
 * Ironic Nursery Tune: Another version of the one from "Night Terrors" plays during the prequel:

When he understood the falling of the Silence."

""Tick tock goes the clock,
 * The actual episode added this verse:

He gave all he could give her.

Tick tock goes the clock,

Now prison waits for River.""

"Madame Kovarian: Amy… help me…
 * It's All About Me: River, as seen by the Doctor's attempt at an Armor-Piercing Question. The Doctor is horrified and proceeds to call her out on it. Madame Kovarian also does this when she
 * Karmic Death:
 * Karma Houdini:
 * Kiss of Death:
 * Lampshade Hanging: "This is absurd: living skulls, other worlds…"
 * Last-Name Basis: The Doctor pointedly asks Amy if she knows Captain Williams's first name. She answers, "Captain."
 * Leaning on the Fourth Wall: River tells the Doctor about the multitudes of theories concerning the two of them.
 * Also, why is the question the "first question"?
 * Not to mention being "hidden in plain sight".
 * At the end of the episode when said question is asked, the Doctor looks right into the camera.
 * Like Mother, Like Daughter: "River Song didn't get it all from you… sweetie."
 * Remember the Dalek from "The Big Bang"?
 * River would break time itself to save . Just like her mum did.
 * Her father once decked the Doctor himself for saying his girlfriend didn't matter more than the whole universe. Must be a family trait.
 * Love Makes You Crazy: River. Crosses over with Love Makes You Evil; when asked point-blank if her suffering at killing the Doctor will outweigh the combined suffering of every other living thing in the universe at Time's disintegration, she simply replies, "Yes."
 * Looks Like Jesus: The Doctor.
 * Mama Bear: When Amy finally takes Madame Kovarian to task for stealing her daughter, well… see Pay Evil Unto Evil below.

Amy: You took my baby from me and hurt her. And now she's all grown up and she's fine. But I'll never see my baby again.

Madame Kovarian: But you'll still save me, though. Because he would. And you'd never do anything to disappoint your precious Doctor.

Rory: Ma'am, we have to go. Now.

Amy: The Doctor is very precious to me, you're right. But do you know what else he is, Madame Kovarian? Not here. River Song didn't get it all from you… sweetie."

"River: Time can be rewritten.
 * The Masochism Tango: River and the Doctor dance it well.
 * Meaningful Echo: Alllll the way back to Forest of the Dead, :

The Doctor: Don't you dare."

"The Doctor: Imagine you were dying, imagine you were afraid and a long way from home in terrible pain. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, you looked up and saw the face of the devil himself."
 * Mood Dissonance: See Wacky Marriage Proposal below.
 * Mook Horror Show: For the Dalek in the beginning.
 * Mr. Exposition: Winston Churchill at the beginning, discussing the episode's setup with Malokeh and getting all that messy explaining done so the rest of the episode can be devoted to plot.
 * Defied by Amy. "The stun guns aren't fun. I'm sorry. I wanted to avoid a long conversation."
 * My God, What Have I Done?: Amy has a mild case after.
 * The Name Is Bond, James Bond: Moffat just couldn't resist, given the similarity of Amy's last name.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: River.
 * Nice Hat: The Stetson.
 * No Except Yes: The Silence don't want the doctor dead, they just don't want him to remain alive.
 * Noodle Incident: Every time Cleopatra is mentioned. And Liz I.
 * Nothing but Skulls: The Headless Monk tomb. Justified, of course; the rest is still out there walking around, they just get rid of the useless part.
 * Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Winston Churchill and the Doctor fighting the Silents. We never see it because they can't remember it.
 * Oh Crap: The Doctor and Churchill when they realise that.
 * Seconds later, the Doctor again when he sees Amy's eye-drive and takes it to mean she's done a Face Heel Turn.
 * Madame Kovarian when
 * The revelation about the Silence contained at Area 52:
 * Played for laughs when Amy realizes.
 * The Dalek in the opening-- "dying and a long way from home," who then looks up "into the face of the Devil himself"-- . The Dalek's screams of "EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!" are this trope.
 * Ominous Crack: When it turns out that  these start appearing in the glass of.
 * Oracular Head: Any Headless Monk with enough money becomes one of these. Dorium is among them.
 * Out-Gambitted:.
 * Pay Evil Unto Evil:.
 * Pre-Mortem One-Liner:
 * Protagonist-Centered Morality: Despite  River never gets called on her actions properly, and in fact, it's treated as the right thing to do in the long run.
 * Punny Name: Live Chess. Because there's current running through the chess pieces. Also, you can die. And people are watching you play, gladiator-style. The ultimate in metatextuality.
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: The reason for the Brigadier's offscreen death.
 * Real Person Cameo: American news presenter Meredith Vieira says the line "Crowds lined the mall today as Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill returned to the Buckingham Senate on his personal mammoth."
 * Meredith did a news story on her cameo, too, as part of a larger piece The Today Show was doing about television in other countries.
 * Reality Bleed: On a massive scale.
 * Reconstruction: After a season of deconstructing the Doctor's modus operandi, River tells the Doctor to stop feeling so sorry for himself, and to realise that the entire universe wanted to do everything they could to help him, because he's always been such a force for good.
 * Red Herring: Lots of people theorized that . Far rarer was the theory that it might have been.
 * Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory: Played for laughs when Amy first shows up. Played for tears as she remembers.
 * Rock Bottom: Discussed by the Doctor.
 * Rock Bottom: Discussed by the Doctor.

"Doctor: She wants to meet you for texting and scones."
 * Rule of Three:.
 * Running Gag: One of the oldest gags in the show has now been elevated to a plot point. Which one?
 * "The Doctor lies", indeed.
 * As it turns out,
 * Sequel Hook: Dorium leaves us with various phrases that will likely come into play later on, including "The Question", which will apparently be asked at the Fields of Trenzalore, and most foreboding,
 * Shipper on Deck: The Doctor, as always, in his rather ridiculous attempts to get

"Doctor: Time is dying. It's going to be 5:02 in the afternoon for all of eternity. A needle stuck on a record...
 * Shout-Out: "Pond. Amelia Pond."
 * The scene of the room with the heads of the Headless Monks is a long Indiana Jones pastiche, complete with the hat, "I hate rats", a treacherous assistant, and said assistant's comeuppance.
 * Aliens being held at Area 51, er, Area 52 in water? Sounds like Independence Day!
 * Of course it's Area 52. Area 51 is just a cover.
 * It's very difficult to hear everyone going on about a very important "Question" that must never be answered without thinking of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
 * Amy is a beautiful redheaded lady in a sharp black suit who deals with the supernatural, like Agent Scully in The X-Files.
 * Sidetracked by the Analogy:

Churchill Caesar: A record? Good Lord man, have you never heard of downloads?"

"Amy: We should get drinks sometime.
 * Smart People Play Chess: The Doctor plays an agent of the Silence at 'Live Chess', which is normal chess except the pieces have a current running through them that builds up if a piece is moved too many times in a row. The charge eventually becomes fatal.
 * Spoiler Opening:.
 * Moffat manages to trick the audience though, since the  appears early on in the episode, allowing the viewer to think that that was the reason it appears in the "Previously On..." segment.
 * Stopped Clock: Somehow, every clock in every time zone stopped at 5:02pm on April 22, 2011.
 * Take a Third Option:.
 * Tempting Fate: When the Doctor and Churchill suspect the presence of Silence, the Doctor explains their ability while assuring him that "in small numbers, they're not too difficult." Cue a massive number of tally marks on the Doctor's arm and a view of a whole nest of them doing a Ceiling Cling just over their heads.
 * You really shouldn't have bragged that Amy won't come for Rory, Mr. Silence.
 * The Silence seem to tempt fate quite a bit. Remember Steve?
 * No.
 * These Hands Have Killed:
 * Time Crash: So this is why the Doctor doesn't (usually) try to change fixed points in time. A different sort of Time Crash from last year's, but the same general idea.
 * Interestingly, while Series Five's finale had space collapsing due to an exploding TARDIS, Series Six ended with time going to hell because a certain Doctor just won't… die.
 * Time Stands Still: Time has frozen at 5.02pm on 22 April 2011, the exact time of the Doctor's apparent death.
 * Timey-Wimey Ball: Time has collapsed into the exact time of the Doctor's apparent death, and every time River and the Doctor touch the events of his death start repeating itself. Except all the messages responding to River's distress beacon inside the collapsed timeline are coming from outside of it, where time is apparently still working normally. Good luck figuring the mechanics of that out…
 * Title Drop:.
 * Took a Level In Badass: Amy. She has soldiers working for her (including Rory),, and proposes to Rory in a delightfully offhand way.
 * Rory may not be wearing his Centurion armor, but he has officially become a Colonel Badass.
 * Trailers Always Lie: The trailer for this episode heavily implied that
 * True Companions: The Doctor tells Winston Churchill that the Lone Centurion and The Girl Who Waited will always be around for him, no matter how dark things get.
 * There's also the Brigadier, who he calls only to find out he died peacefully. This is what makes him decide to face his death with dignity.
 * Tricked-Out Time: How the Doctor.
 * Undying Loyalty: The Doctor notes this about Rory; no matter what has happened to reality, no matter what timeline he's in, even if he doesn't even remember it… he is always going to protect Amy.
 * River toward the Doctor, with a bit more of a creepy connotation.
 * Villains Want Mercy:
 * Wacky Marriage Proposal: More like an offhand one.

Rory: Okay.

Amy: And married.

Rory: Fine."

"Doctor: Get him and tell him its all on me! Apart from the money and the driving."
 * Mood Dissonance: What with in the background, Rory looks and sounds rather understandably shellshocked.
 * Wedding Day: Well, duh, look at the title!
 * Technically a hand-fasting day.
 * Wham! Line: On learning the Brigadier peacefully passed away in his sleep, the Doctor is rendered temporarily speechless.
 * With Friends Like These... / Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other: The Doctor and the Brigadier.

"River: You've touched so many lives, saved so many people, did you think that when your time came, you'd really have to do more than ask."
 * Which then segues into a genuine tearjerker when he finds the Brigadier's passed away, but that he always spoke fondly of the Doctor and made sure they poured an extra brandy in case he came around... But he never did. Similarly, the actor was never involved with the Doctor Who revival, something that nearly all involved regret now.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: The Doctor unleashes one on River for attempting to change history and potentially sacrifice all of time itself for his sake. And she gives him one right back. They're at their what the helliest here.
 * Woman in Black: Amy and River.
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: The Doctor reminds Amy of her Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory and begs her to try to remember her previous relationship with the Doctor and everything they've done together…
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: The Doctor made his way out of a nasty predicament, avoiding either dying, or having all of reality frozen, by.
 * You Are Not Alone: A brief but touching moment where.
 * You Are Not Alone: A brief but touching moment where.


 * You Can't Fight Fate: River's attempt to Screw Destiny plunges Earth into a massive Anachronism Stew and threatens to tear time itself apart.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness:
 * You Have to Believe Me: Subverted; upon waking up in an office on a train after being shock-stunned by Amy Pond, the Doctor begins to desperately attempt to persuade her that although she doesn't remember and probably won't believe him, they're actually best friends in another version of time and that she needs to remember…
 * You Shall Not Pass:

"River: Then you may kiss the bride."