Onani Master Kurosawa

Describe Onani Master Kurosawa here.

It's Death Note but with fapping.

Hey, you asked.

But seriously. Onani Master Kurosawa (lit. "Masturbation Master Kurosawa") is about the eponymous Kakeru Kurosawa, a middle school student in Japan who...spends his time masturbating in the seldom-used girl's bathroom on the third floor of his school. It's also about a girl named Aya Kitahara who is constantly bullied by the more popular girls in class until Kurosawa imposes justice onto them by--yes--masturbating onto their clothes. With dramatic facial expressions that would make Light Yagami blush. Kitahara figures out that it's Kurosawa who did the deed and blackmails him to traumatize other girls for her until she ends up picking a target they both soon regret. And from that point it gets really The Catcher in The Rye-ish. And that's just about all that can be said without going into spoiler territory.

Being done as a voice drama here.There is also an after-story of sorts here and here

Not to be confused with Strongest Legend Kurosawa.

This series provides examples of:
"Kurosawa: Just As Planned"
 * Aerith and Bob: Aya, Keiji, Ryuta, and Erika, meet Magister.
 * All of the Other Reindeer
 * All Just a Dream: ALL of the Ecchi scenes are Kurosawa's Wild Imagination.
 * The Atoner:
 * Beware the Nice Ones: REVENGE! Kitahara just this.....and this sorta make a Nightmare Fuel for Kurosawa (And some readers)
 * Bound and Gagged: Happens to Sugawa in one of Kurosawa's... fantasies.
 * Break the Badass:
 * Break the Cutie: Kitahara again, in a terrifyingly realistic way.
 * Can't Act Perverted Toward a Love Interest:
 * Kurosawa gets sick when he first tries fapping to.
 * Later gets a bit squeamish when he tries fapping to towards the end of the manga, and that makes him realize his feelings.
 * Caught With Your Pants Down: This is what drives the plot.
 * Clasp Your Hands If You Deceive: Done by Kurosawa after fulfilling his so-called duty.
 * Cumming Of Age Story
 * A Date With Rosie Palms: It's even in the title.
 * Deconstruction: Very much so, of the typical Ecchi "protagonist is a pervert but that's ok" genre., being a Hikikomori is considered a very bad thing, etc., etc.
 * Although
 * Determinator: No, Kurosawa didn't punch out Cthulhu, And then
 * Expository Hairstyle Change: Kurosawa's bangs get gradually shorter as he undergoes Character Development.
 * Expy: Kurosawa looks like Light Yagami.
 * Fan Nickname: Fap Note - The manga itself.
 * Foreshadowing:
 * Funny Afro: Keiji Nagaoka.
 * Genre Shift: Starts off as a Death Note parody/ecchi crossover with lots of fapping with a slight dark edge in regards to the bullying but a hint of fluffy romance... and then
 * Heel Realization:
 * Hikikomori:
 * Hurricane of Puns: Perhaps the oddest example in fiction. It really isn't one in the original language, but when you translate it into English, it becomes a "Coming" of age story about the "Master of Masturbation."
 * Important Haircut: A couple of them - . You can also tell that when you see her come to school essentially cosplaying Tsuruya.
 * Kick the Son of A Bitch: Actually over the bitch's
 * Meganekko: Kitahara
 * Mental Story: It's a little plotty, but it's still mostly set in Kurosawa's head.
 * The Pollyanna: Nagaoka. No matter how cold Kurosawa is to him, he's always friendly towards him.
 * Raging Stiffie: As usual, with unnecessary extravagance.
 * Rape As Redemption: Lower rating version, Narmy-capable with
 * Serious Business: Kurosawa takes fapping very seriously, going so far as to call it his "duty".
 * Shout Out:
 * To Death Note, of course, but then there's also this one for Code Geass and a lot for The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya.
 * Late in the manga, a couple of kids are playing the E-Card game from Kaiji.
 * There is also a Shout Out to (of all things) a rather weird anime called Gag Manga Biyori, depicting Kurosawa as the perverted bear Kumakichi.
 * Catcher In The Girl's Bathroom.
 * How about a Gender Flip of the Death Note movie called Les Note, starring Eru Ryusaki and Lunako Yagami?
 * Early on, when confronting Kitahara from inside stall, he expresses a wish for a voice changer.
 * Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: As it starts out as a Death Note parody, it begins pretty far on the cynical end of the scale, starting of with a showcase of humanity at its most dickish, misanthropic, and cruel.
 * Spell My Name With an S:
 * The series' title, specifically the word "onani" due to different modifications to Hepburn Romanization and the debated status of the proper romanization of elongated vowels sounds. The dropping of the long vowel is the most common interpretation amongst the fanbase.
 * Takigawa has her last name constantly misspelled as "Takagawa".
 * Third Option Love Interest: So does Kurosawa end up with Takigawa, who he had a crush on, or Kitahara, the one he eventually defrosts?
 * Title Drop:
 * Contrary of what would you think, is not really a funny moment when it happens. With a title like that, how could it be?
 * Including no less
 * Tsundere: Sugawa
 * Lampshaded: "Sugawa is so... how's that word Nagaoka taught me? Tsun... tsun... baka?"
 * Villain Protagonist: as a part of Expy-ness for Light Yagami, Kurosawa is one....BY JACKING ... At first.
 * Wham Episode: The cries and shouts of unsuspecting new readers can still be heard in various sites to this day. The series just takes a completely different turn from that point on.
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome
 * Xanatos Planned This Index:
 * ...how about this Shout Out?!
 * ...how about this Shout Out?!

"Kurosawa: That's right, I am Kurosawa"
 * Also, this


 * Batman Gambit: This one exceptionally played
 * Yandere: Kitahara
 * You Bastard: Aimed right at the readers who were cheering the main character on, once he basically makes a 180.