Apologetic Attacker/Quotes

"'''Sorry...Don't wanna hurt ya, is making me...""

-, Coraline

""I have never before released my bristles to kill. Your forgiveness.""

- Pathfinder Neeyala, Farscape

""Ah...Uhmm, please stay away, okay!? It's dangerous!""

- Sayo, before opening fire with a gatling gun.

"Seraph: But first, I must apologize. Neo: For what? Seraph: For this. [attacks Neo]"

- The Matrix Reloaded.

"Hybrid: I'm... sorry.... run! RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!"

- System Shock 2

"Dororo: I'm sorry. Giroro: Showing remorse for destroying the enemy. I can't believe you're the top assassin. Dororo: I just don't like useless violence. Giroro: You're soft. Keroro: They're so serious..."

- Victory scene, Keroro RPG

""I remember when I was in the army," he'd say, "and I was drunk off my ass as usual. And there was this huge guy playin' pool in the bar I was in. And I don't know why, but I just flicked a beer coaster at him, and it hit him right in the back of the head. And he turned around really slowly and he looked down at me and he said in this really tired way 'Do we really need to do this tonight?' And I said, 'Nah, you're right. We don't. Sorry.' So he turned around, and fuck me if I didn't just throw another one and hit him again, right in the back of the head. I don't know why I did it. No fuckin' idea. And I knew when I did it that he was gonna kick my ass, so I turned around and tried to run, and I slipped in a puddle of beer and fell on my face, and he just picked me right up and bashed the shit out of me. And the funniest thing about it was that the whole time he was punching me, he kept apologizing to me for having to do it.""

- Jim, Self-Made Man

"How can you have a civil war? "Pardon me. BLAMBLAMBLAM! I'm awfully sorry...""

- George Carlin

"(Laying waste to Earth Kingdom royal guards) Sokka: Seriously, we're on your side!"

- Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Turret: I don't blame you..."

- Portal

"I'm really sorry about this! RUN!"

- Genie, Kingdom Hearts

"“They could have programmed me to love, to forgive; but noooooo.”"

- Robobrain, Fallout

"Phoebus: Alright, alright, alright, just give me a chance to apologize. Esmeralda: For what? Phoebus: *knocks her down and snatches her weapon* That, for example."

- The Hunchback of Notre Dame