Monster Racers

Anyone who's familiar with more than one Mons Series has probably noticed at least one primary thing about them: Overwhelmingly, they tend to be combat-oriented. Sure, there's the occasional Pet Interface among them, but even then, outside of the friendly virtual-pet interface, monsters like to fight each other. Someone at UFO Interactive must have looked at this, and thought, "Well, why do monsters have to do bodily harm to each other to be fun? How about monsters who engage in some healthy competition, like, say... racing?"

As you might've gleaned from the title, the Nintendo DS game Monster Racers is exactly that. A monster-raising game where, instead of fighting each other, monsters engage in friendly races with one another. The game combines the monster-catching and stat-building of the Mons genre with two-dimensional, Platformer-style races. Not only does it buck the turn-based RPG trend, it also does away with convention by being set in the real world (well, "real"). The presence of strange monsters is explained (sort of) by the fact that, a few years ago, a random, star-shaped island appeared in the Pacific Ocean, and shortly after it appeared, monsters that love racing each other started appearing on all the continents.

One thing that isn't unfamiliar, however: You play as a young boy or girl on a quest to become the world's greatest monster racer. That quest will take you not only to Star Island, but all around the world, from the Australian Outback to Mt. Fuji and beyond. On your quest, you'll take on the Star Seven--the greatest racers from each continent--and maybe a few villains as well. Good luck with that!

""I want to start breeding monsters, but Daddy say's I'm not allowed to play God until I'm at least thirteen.""
 * All Deserts Have Cacti: All of them, even if they're in India. All deserts have oases too, it seems.
 * All the Worlds Are a Stage: The Sweden Cup, one of the very last tournaments you can unlock, has every single terrain type in it. Good luck with that!
 * Anime Hair: Edwin, which may be invoked in that he's the Asian Star Seven member. Moses too, to a lesser extent.
 * Bait and Switch Boss: Done three times for the final boss: At first, from a storyline perspective, it seems obvious that it's  and indeed, said does appear to you after you beat the gauntlet of  ... but then the camera pans away to reveal the True Final Boss... , and the real final boss is actually
 * Blind Idiot Translation: The Spanish translation is a bit bad, but in a funny way at least.
 * Boxing Kangaroo: Jabberoo, one of the Oceanic monsters.
 * But Thou Must!: If you don't want to take Misaki on as your assistant, your PC's dialogue option is thoughtful, polite, and appropriate as a rejection. You think she's having any of that? Of course not.
 * Child Prodigy:
 * Christmas Mode: Schroedingers Player Character will appear in a certain house on specific days, and give you presents.
 * Credits Medley
 * Darkskinned Blonde: Moses. Given that he has Anime Hair to the extreme, it's probably bleached.
 * Dude, Where's My Respect?: Averted. As you go through the game and win tournaments, your fame builds, and you actually start to build up a fanbase. People do indeed treat you better because of it.
 * Elemental Powers: Done in a different fashion from most, in that a monster's elemental powers factor in what surfaces they're best at running over. So fire-type monsters can run on lava without taking damage, and water-type ones can swim at full speed.
 * Escape Rope: There's the regular Rope Ladder, which returns you to the map screen, and there's the Warp Ladder, which immediately takes you home. There's really no difference between them, though, since there's really no reason you can't go straight home from the world map.
 * Estrogen Brigade Bait: Reinhart. Full stop.
 * Everything's Better with Platypi: Paraduks, one of the Australian monsters, is an electric platypus.
 * First Town: Star City.
 * Fission Mailed: If you lose during a tournament, it will tell you that you were kicked out of the tournament... only for your assistant to shake you awake and tell you to snap out of it; there's a tournament to go to.
 * Fluffy Tamer: The Monsterium lady, who loves even the scariest-looking monsters.
 * Global Currency: Since the game is set in, y'know, our world, the game attempts to avert this: The only place to spend money is on Star Island, and in the different fields, you can only ever get Vendor Trash from other racers or in treasure chests. This, of course, all breaks down in the races, since every single racetrack, no matter where it's located, is littered with Star Island's currency, Uni.
 * Goldfish Poop Gang: Rosalita and her companion Dong Jun, who will never leave you alone. Ever.
 * Goomba Stomp: Jumping on your opponents will damage them and temporarily slow them down.
 * Green Hill Zone: Star Field, the Noob Cave.
 * Heroic Mime: Your character's text boxes never display anything but "...", but that doesn't stop them from having a lot to say.
 * Hitbox Dissonance: Some of the Turbo skills have a larger area of effect than you might guess just from the sprite.
 * Hopeless Boss Fight: Your first fight against Reinhart. What did you expect when you challenged the World Champion near the very start of your career, anyway?
 * Improbable Species Compatibility: Any monster can breed with any other monster, regardless of just about anything else. Perhaps Justified, as the process appears to be Mad Science-driven.


 * Hyperactive Metabolism: Er, sort of. You do feed your monster crackers in order to heal them. However, monsters' health isn't measured by actual health, but rather Will, or determination to race. So although you feed them to "heal" them, you're really just helping them stay motivated.
 * Inexplicably Identical Individuals: The Monsterium lady, who's either a case of this or Offscreen Teleportation. She explicitly tells you not to think too much about how she does it.
 * Infinity+1 Element: In a way, the Hover ability. It grants immunity to all terrain types, though it doesn't provide any bonuses the way the regular Elemental Powers do.
 * Land Down Under:
 * Oceania is your first, non-Star Island destination. It features monsters based on Aussie wildlife, and you can visit landmarks like Ayers Rock, The Other Rainforest, and the Great Barrier Reef.
 * Special mention must be made of Bruce, a man so Australian he sweats Fosters and bleeds Vegimite. Most of his dialogue is nigh-on incomprehensible.
 * Lethal Lava Land: Star Caves, which is actually one of the earlier dungeons. The lava courses can be quite tricky unless you choose Phoechick as your starting mon, since fire types are difficult to come by early on. There's also ones in Russia and Mt. Etna.
 * Mad Scientist: Monster breeder Franz. He appears to be quite personable, though.
 * Monster Wrongs Group:  Moses is similarly serious about the treatment of monsters, but he's much more laid-back. He won't challenge you until you've proven your kindness to monsters to him, however.
 * Mother Russia Makes You Strong: Implicit with a number of the Eurasian monsters, many of whom have high Power.
 * My Name Is Not Durwood: Bruce just can't get Misaki's name right. She eventually suspects he's doing it just to mess with her. ]
 * Next Sunday A.D.: Monster racing has been around for ten years, but aside from a little Mad Science here and there and the ease with which you can travel the world, not much is different.
 * Noob Cave: Star Fields serves as one.
 * Nitro Boost: They're littered around the courses. The Great Barrier Reef also has special wave-shaped ones.
 * The Other Rainforest: You go on a rescue mission there.
 * Palette Swap: This is a power you as the player actually have. You can give your monsters "Monster Orbs," which allow them to change color. The more orbs you give them, the more dramatically you can change their colors. It also helps unlock new skills, as a bonus.
 * And let's not forget Exotic monsters! Exotic monsters are essentially this game's version of Shinies- they literally are palette swaps, they're significantly harder to find (and harder to befriend, too), and using Monster Orbs, while increasing their loyalty, doesn't change their palette. They also get a significantly cooler encounter theme.
 * Playable Epilogue: Wondered about those strange altars scattered across the globe, in all the various dungeons you visited? Of course you did! Once you beat the game, a whole new story arc opens up where you can explore them all to meet the game's Olympus Mons.
 * Post Final Boss:  The previous boss fight is against three of the toughest racers in the game all at once, on a battlefield filled with ups, downs, and lava, and their monsters have absolutely brutal skills and turbos. By comparison, even though   has a legendary monster, the battlefield is relatively mundane, and has an easy-to-run-on surface. You also only have to race one person at a time.
 * Preexisting Encounters: You can also use an item to freeze them in place and avoid battle, but some of them don't move anyway.
 * Punny Name: The game overfloweth with them. The traveling billionaire Phil T. Rich, for example...
 * Rare Candy: The Gumdrops, which, as a bonus, are literally candy.
 * Recurring Boss:
 * The Rival: Zoltan, whose name alone clues you in to his attitude.
 * RPG Elements: Monsters have stats, skills, and levels, and your gain EXP from races, but races aren't like RPG fights at all.
 * Schroedingers Player Character: There's a house in the First Town which is sporadically inhabited by whichever PC you didn't choose. It's implied that they're from an alternate dimension, and risking a lot to come and see you. Why make such a dangerous trip across dimensions? Giving you stuff on holidays, apparently.
 * Secret Test of Character:
 * Sequential Boss:
 * Silent Snarker: The PC has a very expressive range of facial expressions, despite never saying anything. They get a lot of mileage out of the "exasperated" one.
 * Slippy-Slidey Ice World: Eurasia, natch.
 * Stage Mom: Tatyana's parents, who constantly insist that she's their "hope for the future" and pressure her into doing well.
 * Spoonerism: Professor Olaf, who's constantly wixing his mords around.
 * Tagalong Kid: Misaki, who forcibly attaches herself to you about five minutes into the game, and will not be removed.
 * Vendor Trash: As a substitute for Global Currency, you can find bronze, silver, and gold ingots scattered around the world. Their only use is to be exchanged for money you can actually spend, and avert the question as to why everyone in the world is using the same currency now.
 * Visible Silence: Your PC is fond of it. Later lampshaded: "Don't you dot dot dot me!"
 * Wacky Racing: It's racing... BUT WITH MONSTERS!
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Edwin's hair is green. Maybe it's because he's the Asian Star Seven and is trying to invoke the Anime Hair trope?