The Man with the Golden Gun/Funny


 * Bond asks who would pay a million dollars to have him killed. Quoth M: "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors. The list is endless!"
 * When Bond is preparing to do the bridge jump, Sheriff Pepper realizes, asking with an Oh Crap look, "Wait a minnit ... yer not gonna...?" Bond mimics his cornpone accent to reply, "Yeah, Ah shore am!"