Cards Against Humanity

A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

White Cards

 * Advice from a wise, old black man.: Magical Negro


 * The Amish.: Amish


 * A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings: Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements
 * Barack Obama.: Barack Obama


 * Boogers.: Inherently Funny Words


 * Cybernetic enhancements.:Cyborg
 * Darth Vader.:Star Wars
 * The Devil himself.:Satan


 * Flying sex snakes.:Naughty Tentacles
 * Five-Dollar Footlongs™.:Innocent Innuendo


 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus.:Ass Shove
 * Invading Poland.:Those Wacky Nazis


 * MechaHitler: Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
 * Men.:Always Male


 * An Oedipus Complex: Oedipus Complex.


 * Overcompensation: Compensating for Something


 * Pedophiles.: Would Hurt a Child
 * Peeing a little bit: Potty Failure


 * Pooping back and forth. Forever:Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
 * The Pope.: The Pope


 * The rhythms of Africa.: Jungle Drums


 * Scientology.: Church of Happyology
 * Sexual tension: Unresolved Sexual Tension
 * Sexy pillow fights: Pillow Fight
 * Skeletor: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe


 * Testicular torsion.: Groin Attack
 * A tiny horse.: An inversion of Cool Horse.


 * Fucking a corpse back to life: I Love the Dead

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards

 * Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
 * Take That, Audience!: "Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

- Cards Against Humanity website