Pinky and The Brain/Funny



"Brain: You are going to be a help this time. Say it!
 * "One is a genius, the other's insane - and the other one's Larry."
 * "Hi Brain. Do you know the lyrics to Muskrat Love?" "OCTOPUS!! HELLLP!!!"
 * "Do sealions eat seazebras?"

Pinky: "You are going to be a help this time.""

"Brain: No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!
 * "The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say 'moo'."
 * From the Halloween Special:

Pinky: You got Jack-o-lantronic transmitter in my chocolate!"

"Pinky: Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject! Hello, Brain! [lights flash]
 * Nine words: "Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China."
 * The episode "But That's Not All, Folks!" where Pinky and The Brain transmit a live infomercial. Some of the skits they do are interesting.
 * Even the series with Elmyra actually had something this troper thinks is pretty dang funny: The episode where Brain does his own version of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood has a scene where his name is the secret word that causes bells to ring and red lights to flash. But when Pinky shows up:

Brain: You said the secret word!

Pinky: I did? Um... what's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain: You said the secret word again!

Pinky: Really? I've never won anything before. What do I win, Brain? [lights flash] Oh, this is so exciting!

Brain: OK, that's enough.

Pinky: Enough of what, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain: Stop saying the secret word!

Pinky: What's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain: Errrrgh! Stop saying "Brain"! [lights flash]

Pinky: Ah! You won, Brain! [lights flash]

Brain: Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Pinky: Stop what, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain: Okay, that's it! The secret word is not "Brain"!

Pinky: Wuhahaha! Shut yer face! Shut yer face, Brain! [continues to repeat "Brain", with the lights flashing each time, until Brain hits him on the head with his sceptre]

Brain: The new new secret word is "pain"."

"Brain: Hey, where's Elmyra?
 * There's also this exchange from the episode where Elmyra takes them on her class's field trip to Duckyland:

Pinky: Oh no, she's lost! We might never see her again!

Brain: Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She's got the tape."

"The Brain: Quiet Pinky, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.
 * There is also the funniest variation of their closing line, after Pinky fouled up Brain's attempt to win a horse race:

Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

The Brain: [Irritated] Guess!

Pinky: Oh, try to take over the world, right."

"Yoyo Nono: You look so sad. I will sing you my happy song. EEEYYYAAAOOOEEE!!!"
 * In All You Need Is Narf'...

"Yoyo Nono: I will sing my beautiful song. EEEYYYAAAOOOEEE!!!
 * Then a few more times after:

Yoyo Nono: Oh, then I will sing my sad song. EEEYYYAAAOOOEEE!!!

Yoyo Nono: I will sing my love song. EEEYYYAAAOOOEEE!!!

And then again on the TV: EEEYYYAAAOOOEEE!!!"

"Brain: Just act natural.
 * The cartoon that is completely from Pinky's POV.
 * This basically explains how Pinky comes up with his non-sequitur answers to Brain's famous question.
 * From That Smarts...
 * From the Christmas special:
 * From the Christmas special:

Cue Pinky's flurry of verbal tics and laughs.

Brain: Not that natural."

"Pinky: I'm a mommy! I'm a mommy!
 * From Brinky...

Brain: Pinky, that's absurd! You are nothing of the kind! It's[the clone's] chromosomal make-up just happens to include both of our genetic building blo- *beat* AAAAHHHH!!! Oh my Lord, you are its mommy..."

"Pinky: "I see an angel coming for us out of the sky."
 * Brain's slightly disturbing line from "The Pinky Protocol":

Brain: "I see clams! Giant, shirtless clams!""

""SORRY MEESUZ FELDMAN, BUT SOME OF MY USED CLOTHING HAS BECOME CRRRUNCHY!""
 * Pretty much anything Mr. Sultana says is hilarious, but this takes the cake:

"Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 * Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering gets a serious lampshade:

Pinky: Phew. Oh, I'd say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

Brain: True.

Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

Brain: To my knowledge, never.

Pinky: Exactly. So what are the chances that this time I'm pondering what you're pondering?

Brain: Next to nil.

Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

Brain: (realizing) Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky: Poit! I guess I am."

"Pinky: Egad! Brilliant Brain! Oh wait-no, no. Why would they elect you as their leader?
 * When Brain tries to make mice the dominant spices on earth so that they'll elect him as their leader.

Brain: Because I'm very likeable."

"Brain: Pinky, my parents are driving me crazy.
 * From, "The Visit":

Pinky: Really? Well, that doesn't leave with me much to do."

"Brain: You, leave!
 * The writers may have called "Yes, Always" a very expensive inside joke, but it's still a hilarious one for the viewers that do get it. The best part, though, isn't spoofing Orson Welles' commercial taping:

Producer: (laughing incredulously) But Brain, I'm the producer!

Brain: ...Then leave very quickly."