The Ugly Barnacle/Characters

The Ugly Barnacle
He was so ugly that everyone.

Tropes:

 * Anti-Hero or Villain Protagonist: Two interpretations
 * Brown Note
 * Butt Monkey: Presumably.
 * Eldritch Abomination: Possibly.
 * Everyone Calls Him Ugly Barnacle
 * Gonk: An example of a Deconstructed Trope.
 * The Grotesque
 * Hope Bringer: Painfully subverted.
 * No Name Given

Everyone
They

Tropes:

 * : You didn't expect them to, did you?
 * No Name Given
 * Normal People: Most of them, presumably.
 * : Or are they?
 * Normal People: Most of them, presumably.
 * : Or are they?
 * : Or are they?

Patrick Star
The Narrator of the story.

Tropes

 * It Seemed Like a Good Idea At The Time: Telling Spongebob the story.
 * Nightmare Fetishist
 * Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
 * Slasher Smile
 * Unreliable Narrator: Quite possibly. He IS Patrick Star, after all.

SpongeBob SquarePants
The very first person who listened to the story. Wasn't helped at all.

Tropes

 * Gonk: Believes himself to be this.
 * Heroic BSOD
 * Hope Spot: When Spongebob first heard the opening lines, he was expecting a story that would cheer him up. Sadly, the story went in the opposite direction.