For Your Eyes Only (fanfic)/YMMV


 * Cliché Storm: Of almost every single bad shipping trope out there
 * Critical Research Failure: Just for starters, frogs cannot breed with raccoons.
 * Designated Villain: Sakura doesn't even get a line of dialogue, but she's painted as a horrible bitch.
 * Die for Our Ship: Sakura. Sasuke kills her offscreen, and nobody really cares.
 * Idiot Plot: A good example of the original definition of "second order Idiot Plot" since the entire AU society would only work if everyone in it was insanely stupid. Absolutely NO ONE questions the ethics of having fully sapient demi-humans as pets and livestock. The one time you'd like to see an Animal Wrongs Group, and there aren't any!
 * Possession Sue:
 * Naruto, of the purity kind. He belongs to a very rare breed, he's so beautiful everyone wants to rape him, and everyone finds his stupidity charming instead of annoying.
 * Sasuke is an extreme example of a Jerk Sue. He rapes Naruto and treats everyone like shit. Nobody so much as yells at him. To add insult to injury, we're supposed to feel sorry for him when he recounts how Itachi killed his family - just after he got through killing Sakura in the exact same manner! It's only because of his Stuishness that he wasn't put to sleep a long time ago.
 * Strangled by the Red String: Every couple.
 * The Woobie: Naruto.
 * They Just Didn't Care: Admitted many times in the author's notes.
 * They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot: A world where humans can pervert the laws of nature to their will and keep demi-humans as slaves and pets would make an excellent setting for a Dark Fic. Sadly, it's presented as fluff.
 * Unfortunate Implications:
 * Rape is cute.
 * Semes can't help but rape people. It's in their nature.
 * Girls that make the first move are evil whores and should die.
 * It's okay to keep demi-humans as pets, even if they possess human intelligence.
 * Abortion is wrong even if going through with the pregnancy is 99% likely to kill both the mother AND the babies.