The Gamers/YMMV

""Blood, death and vengeance!""
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment - Ninjas delivering pizzas fighting against pirates in the Wizards of the Coast office was awesome, and had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Mark's return, in the middle of a losing battle.

""What did you turn him into?" "An ogre.""
 * Flynn actually using his bard powers to save the day at the end.
 * Hell, most of the final battle with the Hierophant. From Sir Osric saving Daphne from the Hierophant's Dragon and defying him, to Flynn's aforementioned moment where he saves the day, and finally Daphne throwing her spear at the Heart of Therin, freeing the goddess from her prison.
 * He may have been cheating, but I'll be damned if Cass whipping out a lightsaber, a shotgun, explosives and a chainsaw against Mort Kemnon isn't awesome.
 * And hilarious.
 * In the first film, after Ambrose/Magellen has been the only truly useless party member for the entire thing, and Rogan's Sword of Ogre Decapitation has proved equally pointless, it is rather satisfying to see them both become useful when Magellen hits the Shadow with a polymorph spell.

""I backstab the book!""
 * Crowning Moment of Funny

""I'm Mort Agrippa. You see, I summon zombie ninjas. Are they ZINJAS? Are they... NOMBIES? I don't know!""
 * Also,

"Flynn: "Hail, random, creepy knight-guy." Lodge: Dude. Bardic Knowledge. Flynn: "Right. You're totally..." Lodge: The Lord High Inquisitor. Flynn: "The Lord High Inquisitor." Lodge: Of the Holy Grand Illuminated Order of Therin. Flynn: "... What he said. Hail.""
 * THE TURKEY!!!
 * Hide behind the mound of dead bards!
 * For this troper, the funniest line in the whole movie was when Cass says the four natural elements alone are weak, but together they form the fifth, strongest element . Which, for those of you who are not chemistry nerds is the
 * When they meet the Lord High Inquisitor for the first time: