If You Know What I Mean/Quotes

""Now who wants to go swimming in my pool? And by pool, I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX!""

- JFK, Clone High

"Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights If you can, baby boy then we can go all night 'Cause it's zero to sixty in three point five Baby you got the keys Now shut up and drive, drive, drive Shut up and drive, drive, drive"

- Rihanna, "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the Double Entendres turn into single entendres, mind you.

"All night, show it, just you and the crowd Doing tricks you've never seen And I bet that I can make you believe In love and sex and magic So let me drive my body around you I bet you know what I mean Cause you know that I can make you believe In love and sex and magic"

- Ciara, "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

"Interviewee: There will be many, uh, second honeymoons... Jon: [They're] going to get laid, is what he's trying to say. The miners, when they get home, will probably have a nice bowl of soup, and then they're all gonna get laid. It is what it is."

- The Daily Show

"Brad: I saw your report; it came up a little short, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

Ryan: Well, I've been having a little problem with my RAM, if you get my drift.

Colin: Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.


 * Beat*

Ryan: ...No, I don't know what you mean."

- Whose Line Is It Anyway?, during an office sketch