Comically Small Bribe/Quotes

""How dare he try to bribe me, thought Moist. In fact, that was his second thought, that of the soon-to-be wearer of a gold-ish chain. His first thought, courtesy of the old Moist, was: how dare he try to bribe me so small.""

- Terry Pratchett, Making Money

"Sam: Maybe a few...Washingtons will help change your mind? Max: Or maybe a few...Lincolns?"

- Sam and Max Freelance Police