Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult

Kids will be kids. They like to have fun and don't tend to give a lot of consideration to how adults feel about it. The entire world is their playground, pretty much, and they generally don't mean any harm, even when their playing gets out of hand.

Most adults are understanding, or at least willing to be tolerant of kids getting a little rambunctious.

Then there's the Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult. Maybe they're a Child-Hater, or they can't remember what it was like to have been young, or they have some other Freudian Excuse for their behaviour. Whatever the cause, they feel that children should be seen and not heard, and that their fun is noisy, disruptive, dangerous, offensive, annoying, and otherwise undesirable. In their opinion, most other adults are far too lenient with those rotten kids and let them get away with too much. While this Cranky Neighbor type can't control the whole world or whole neighborhood, they can and will exert complete tyranny over one area -- their own lawn.

Any child whose toy or plaything ends up on this adult's property -- lawn, roof, backyard, pool -- the Fun-Hating Confiscating Adult will triumphantly declare something along the lines of "It belongs to me now!" and make off with the plaything, which may end up forgotten in a box in the garage, or put in a trophy room of sorts -- or worst of all, the garbage. Such an adult may have a vicious Angry Guard Dog to chase away any children brave enough to try retrieving their belongings.

There's a Sadistic Teacher variation too, who will snatch whatever they catch a student using that they disapprove of. Sometimes they will give it back at the end of the semester -- or the school year. Sometimes they consider it theirs from that point forward. Such a teacher may have a sniveling suck-up student helping point out targets.

The most common resolution to the trope involves some Kid Hero or another hatching a plan to get in and get all the stuff back, returning it to its happy and grateful owners. Occasionally, the kids will run to a parent, and the parent will confront the confiscator.

The most common subversion to the trope tends to be when the kids finally work out a plan to get their stuff back, only to discover that the adult in question isn't actually fun-hating and hasn't actually confiscated it. In cases like this, it's most likely some kind of misunderstanding. They're usually just a lonely old person who keeps to themselves, and they've just been holding onto it, waiting for the little darlings to come for it.

For practical meta-reasons, this trope is common to family and children's fare. The Moral Watchdogs tend to frown on shows involving children facing the types of more serious and deadly dangerous villains that turn up in media targeting an older or adult audience. This trope allows both kid viewers and adult viewers to dislike the villain, as (a) they are showing disrespect to the child and the child's property, and (b) the parent is usually the one who paid for or gifted the child with the toy being confiscated.

When the Confiscator is old, expect to see such tropes as Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!, When Elders Attack, and Grumpy Old Man as well.

Anime and Manga

 * Yu-Gi-Oh! manga: A teacher not only confiscates a toy from Yugi, but threatens him, Jonouchi and Honda with expulsion if they can't find where he hid it within a time limit.

Film

 * Justified and subverted in Monster House: Mr. Nebbercracker cultivated the "scary, cranky old man" image, and would snatch the toys that ended up landing on his lawn.
 * The Sandlot has one. He even has an Angry Guard Dog called The Beast; this ends up being a subversion as neither is really as bad as the children originally believed.
 * Mr. Strickland in the Back to The Future trilogy.

Literature

 * Filch from Harry Potter had a room full of things confiscated from students, including the Marauders' Map, which the Weasley twins liberated and then gave to Harry.

Live Action TV

 * There was an episode of Crossing Jordan where the Fun Hating Confiscating Adult in Jordan's childhood neighborhood had recently died and a skeleton was found in the baseboards of her floor soon  Though they did find the cedar chest where she kept all of the toys.
 * Saturday Night Live: Cheri Oteri's recurring character Rita DelVecchio, who would tell kids "I keep it now! It's mine now!" when their football/novelty flying disc/etc. would land on her lawn or porch.
 * The Troop: Jake and Phoebe each have something confiscated by their neighbor. Jakes takes advantage of  to get their stuff back from his box of confiscated toys.

Western Animation
"Boy: All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back. [He throws it, but it goes right back inside] Aw!"
 * Fanboy and Chum Chum: Their teacher confiscated Kyle's magic wand and told him he could have it back at the end of the year. Justified example, because Kyle was about to use it to cast a hostile spell on the titular duo.
 * The Fairly Odd Parents:
 * Mr. Crocker has an extensive knowledge of The Crimson Chin because of how many comic books he's confiscated over the years.
 * There's another teacher who confiscated one of the wands, and said it would be given back at the end of the semester.
 * Dr. Bender, the mean dentist, is also a Confiscator. Any toy that ends up in his yard, he gives to his son Wendell as a present. But Timmy's mother took him on to get Timmy's ball back.
 * Kick Buttowski:
 * Kick, after setting up a Ringer Ploy, retrieves all the things from the garbage that Ms. Chickarelli confiscated and returns them back to their owners.
 * There's also a librarian who confiscates anything in the library. Kick defeats her and returns Gunther's book and sandwich.
 * Subverted in Recess when Gus kicks a ball into a yard near the playground where nobody had dared recover a ball from before (complete with a legend about a kid who disappeared after trying to do so). After actually trying, they find out that the owner's a Cool Old Lady who lets them take the entire lawn-ful of balls that had built up over the years.
 * The Simpsons:
 * Stacy Lavelle, the woman who invented Malibu Stacy, is implied to be this. When Lisa tracks her down, she opens her electric gate to let Lisa in. A neighbor boy takes the opportunity to get his frisbee.


 * Springfield Elementary has a whole room full of stuff confiscated from students over the years.
 * Miss Mucus from Camp Lazlo has a room in her trailer full of toys she has confiscated. Scoutmaster Lumpus also has elements of this but, in his case, he tend to confiscate items so he can use them himself rather than to deprive the children of them
 * One episode of Arthur has Mr. Ratburn confiscating a toy Buster brought to school, and when the kids are theorising what goes on in the teachers' lounge, one of them suggests they might be playing with the confiscated toys.