A Day in Dracula's Life

A Web Original involving Castlevania's Big Bad, created by Kajetokun/Kajmaster Kajet. Exactly What It Says on the Tin, it chronicles a normal day in the life of Dracula. Can be seen here.

This work provides examples of: "Death: "Dracula! Belmont just took down Werewolf. Dracula: "FUCKING USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF! I pay that bitch so much money to take down Belmont--TH-THAT'S IT! He just lost his boss status; HE'S NOW A NORMAL-ASS ENEMY! Just like all those axe armors!""
 * Affably Evil: Death.
 * Ambiguously Gay: Death.
 * Angrish: Dracula constantly goes into this whenever things get worse for him... which is always. When angered, he rarely makes a coherent sentence. See "Cluster F-Bomb" below.
 * Animated Actors: Possibly suggested by Dracula refusing to deliver his infamously bombastic speech from SotN (he later does say the line, only to put a spin on it at the end). Richter, however, goes charging ahead with his lines, not even listening to Dracula's rant. Dracula spares no time in pointing out that Richter's responses don't even match up to what he's (Dracula) saying.
 * Back From the Dead: Starts with this.
 * Back for the Dead: Lampshaded by Death when Richter comes waltzing in to his throne room and Dracula notes that he's only been alive for maaaaaybe five minutes.
 * Parodied Trope when
 * Butt Monkey: Werewolf.
 * Everyone not named Richter Belmont (or ), especially Dracula himself.
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Used with increasing frequency as Dracula's day gets worse and worse.
 * Really, it's more of a Cluster GD Bomb.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Really, really, really played with.
 * Degraded Boss: Werewolf's punishment for losing to Richter.

"Dracula: (*spits tea*) "A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?!""
 * Do-It-Yourself Theme Tune: The music of choice for the battle between Dracula and Richter is Kajetokun's own rendition (a cappella, and well done at that) of "Dance of Illusions", Dracula's usual battle Leitmotif since Rondo of Blood.
 * Subverted Trope, much to Dracula's misfortune.
 * The Grim Reaper: Death, who else?
 * Heroic Sociopath: Richter Belmont.
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: It even gets to the point where.
 * Light Is Not Good: The Belmonts keep stealing Dracula's food and cash, and in this case, Richter is attacking Dracula within five minutes of his awakening, before he's had time to do anything more evil than eating pot roast.
 * Soylent Green: One response video (that isn't a spin-off) makes look like this.
 * Spit Take:

"Death: "I made your favorite! Pot Roast!" Dracula: "Oh, boy! POT ROAST! That just so happens to be the feast in which I have the most delight in feasting upon!""
 * Shout-Out: This is from the same person who made The Balls Are Inert Youtube Poop. Dracula accidentally (or not considering how much he hates Belmonts) calls him a BALLmont.
 * Shut UP, Hannibal: Lampshaded: "You're not even listening to me, are you? Oh my God!" That's what happens when any Belmont has a one-track mind.
 * Taken further in BBH MUGEN: Dracula vs. Richter (see below), where, upon being asked the question, Richter is seen shaking his head "no" to Dracula's question.
 * This Cannot Be!: Played with; due to how one sided the fight was, Dracula says it sarcastically, but his real last words are
 * Too Dumb to Live: Richter Belmont, who just insists on spamming Hydro Storm, even when Dracula clearly charges at him in heavy anger.
 * Trademark Favorite Food

"Dracula: "Dammit Belmont, how many hearts do you have?!""
 * Villainous Breakdown: Dracula when
 * Whoring: Hydro Storm.

Since there are several spin-offs, here's a character comparison table: