Zany Scheme/Quotes

"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm in them... There's the most suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to."

- Thief, Eight Bit Theater

"I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail."

- Baldrick, Black Adder

"Jayne: This gonna work?

Mal: You ever known one of my plans not to?

Beat

Jayne: You seriously want me to answer that?"

- Forward, Adrift chapter 7: "What Does That Make Us?"

""Oh good, a plan.""

- Dave Nelson, News Radio

"Wes... they're doing it to me again..."

- Wedge Antilles realizes that Wraith Squadron is going Off the Rails again