Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Lived/Awesome


 * When Hermione has her jaw wired shut after getting hit in the face with a meteor hammer in fourth year, she manages entire conversations with pre-written responses she keeps sorted in a file -- and not just "Yes", "no" and other short answers: When the Wellesley Twins demand that she answer "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?", she instantly pulls out the response "African or European?"  She later explains to her friends the incredible degree of analysis and thought she put in ahead of time to be prepared for almost any conversational eventuality.  Counts also as a Crowning Moment of Funny.