Station V3

Station V3 is a long-running daily webcomic by Tom Truszkowski, which depicts the ongoing comedic travails of the employees of the eponymous backwater space-station, as they face space pirates, plotter-fish conspiracies, unreality waves and semi-random teleportations to distant galaxies. The cast includes Floyd, the station's robot administrator, Linton the hyper-enthusiastic security chief, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, the resident Plant and, down planetside, the Rumormongers.

Contains examples of:

 * Answer Cut: The Rumormongers.
 * Catch Phrase: The Rumormongers' "Rumor has it [insert rumor here]"
 * Completely Missing the Point: Linton. Just Linton.
 * Companion Cube: The Plant.
 * Hands in Pockets: Emmit is a very literal example.
 * Honest Johns Dealership: Honest J!on has what you need.
 * Lethal Chef: V3's Chef.
 * Noodle Implements
 * Not Listening to Me Are You
 * Only Sane Man: Mr. Maintenance Engineer, most of the time.
 * Running Gag: That astronaut guy with a gas can trying to find the station. Also, "meanwhile, in the alternate universe".
 * Those Two Guys
 * Token Human: Emmit the shuttle pilot.