Drake and Josh/Funny

"Josh: Could someone LET ME OUT OF HERE???!!! I hate camping too! I'm claustrapohbic! I would like some s'mores!"
 * In the episode where Josh becomes the chief of the Campfire Kids Scouts, Megan locks him in a tent and the kids decide to have a party. After Megan asks Wendy if she's alright, Josh basically goes crazy, asking for someone to let him out.

"Josh: I wanna whack the mole!"
 * And then everyone leaves for the arcade and pizza, leaving him stuck there.

"Crazy Steve: Come on Dora, you're the one with the map, don't ask me! Crazy Steve: Come on Dora it's right behind you! *Something in spanish* You call yourself an explora!? Crazy Steve: You will take a break when Dora finds her way to that banana tree. Come on Dora it's right over there!"
 * Crazy Steve. What stands out is the episode where they get stuck in their house because of a flood, and have a crankable TV. Turns out Crazy Steve likes watching Dora the Explorer.

"Crazy Steve: What happened to the picture!?"
 * And it's not Dora related but:

"Drake: They could be real names... Josh: Yeah, in crazy town!"
 * When sneaking into a club, Drake devises some fake names: Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori.

"Drake: "Where did you go to camp?!""
 * In the episode where Drake hustles people out of their money because Josh is such a great pool player Josh decides to teach him a lesson by having the two of them play against intimidating thug-like bikers in a bar downtown. After being scared out of his mind Josh reveals that both thugs were simply his old camp counselors and he asked them to scare Drake so he wouldn't scam people anymore. The best part is Drake's reaction to being told this:

"(Drake and Josh are in their room. Drake has the stereo playing really loudly while Josh is trying to do his homework.) Josh: Hey! Hey! Drake: (while eating a sandwich) Oh, sorry. Do you want some sandwich? Josh: No! I’m trying to do my homework! Could you please turn that off?! (Drake turns off the stereo and picks up his guitar.) Drake: (singing in blues) Oh cranky Josh, he is getting so cranky, so very cranky... (Josh breaks his pencil out of anger) ...and now he breaks things. Somebody could call to the pencil repayment. Josh: Could you please stop that improvisation of a blues tune? Don’t you have homework to do? Drake: My homework is already been taken care of. (Drake gives a note to Josh.) Josh: (reading note) "Please excuse Drake from his homework. He twisted his liver and is unable to write, read, or bathe. Yours truly: The Doctor." Drake: (proudly) Wrote it myself! Josh: Shouldn't 'The Doctor' have a name? Drake: Oh, yeah. Here, gimme that. (takes note from Josh and thinks for a few seconds) Bob! "Bob, the Doctor". (writes it down on note) Yeah? Josh: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, yeah! That is perfect! Drake: Cool!"
 * When Josh got a Bridget dropped on him. However, I would like to clarify: the joke itself is a case of Dude, Not Funny It's Josh's horrified realization "... I wasn't chewing gum," that cracked me up.
 * Whilst trying to not let their parents find out they have a sheep in the house: "To the garage, we've got smoothie trouble!"
 * In "The Bet", they just getting lazy with their habits (eating sweets and playing video games) that Megan arrives home being wet from the rain. Drake just gives her an umbrella.
 * "COCKA-DOODLE-DOO! THE COW SAYS MOO!"
 * This little exchange at the beginning of the episode Alien Invasion:

"Josh: Drake? Drake: What? Josh: Where's the door hole? Drake: It goes right there. See? I drew it with a magic marker. Josh: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw. Drake: Dude, I'm gonna. Josh: Oh really? Drake: Yes. Josh: ...So go get the power saw! Drake: Okay, I will. (Drake walks straight into the wall and turns around.) Drake: ...I see the problem. Josh: Oh, DO YA!?"
 * In "Tree House", the boys are trapped inside the treehouse they built: