Undercover Blues

Undercover Blues is a 1993 Film starring Kathleen Turner and Dennis Quaid as Jane and Jefferson Blue, a husband-and-wife team of spies who are taking some Maternity Leave time to vacation in New Orleans with their 8-month-old daughter. While enjoying the tourist attractions of The Big Easy, they are stalked by a petty thief and mugger with delusions of grandeur (and competency), tailed by a bumbling pair of New Orleans Police Department detectives who only want to help, but are way out of their depth... and they stumble upon a devious plot involving an insane female arms smuggler and a large quantity of high-tech explosives.

The fairly thin premise is saved by some hilarious dialogue, amusing and likeable characters, and some surprisingly good action sequences.

"Jane Blue: You brought our baby into a knife fight? Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us..."
 * Action Mom: Jane Blue. To quote her husband, "Jane's an expert in martial arts even I can't pronounce. She can kill you seven different ways without using her hands."
 * Badass Family: The Blues.

"Jeff Blue: FBI! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough shit! Now get in the car, you suspected felon, you! Mr. Ferderber: Wait, wait. What am I being charged with? Jeff Blue: That's for me to know and you to find out."
 * Badass and Baby: The afore mentioned knife fight
 * Battle Couple: The Blues, of course.
 * Berserk Button: Calling Muerte anything other than Muerte. Especially calling him "Morty".
 * The Big Easy: Of course.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Halfway through the movie, Jeff buys a doll. Also, the way he foils the bank robbers comes up again in the end. Not to mention the offer of babysitting.
 * Does it count that you probably forget their goal and focus instead on whether they'll be able to grab that container of explosives?
 * Facing the Bullets One-Liner: Several goons pull guns on Jeff and tell him to not make any sudden movements. "Why not, is there a bee on me?"
 * Guile Hero: Jeff Blue
 * Happily Married: Despite a few disagreements about, e.g., taking the baby into dangerous situations, the couple is one of the finest examples of Happily Married to be spotted in an action film. Their easy camaraderie is an enjoyable counterpart to the danger they're facing.
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: Muerte takes on an almost Wile E. Coyote level of the audience's pity by movie's end.
 * Insistent Terminology: His name is Muerte, and don't you forget it.
 * Which is, of course, why the Blues spend the entire film calling him "Morty".
 * Improbable Weapon User: Jeff Blue beats up several muggers...using a baby stroller as his only weapon...and carrying his infant daughter in his other hand.
 * Later, he stops a bank robbery in progress by booby-trapping their getaway minivan with the chain from the fence around the parkway.
 * Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique: Monkeywrenched the hell out of. Jane's baby crying in the next room is used to terrify a suspect into confessing before the torture even begins.
 * Large Ham: Fiona Shaw and Stanley Tucci between them chew more New Orleans scenery than Hurricane Katrina did.
 * Mugging the Monster: Muerte is the patron saint of this trope.
 * Noodle Incident: Several past missions are alluded to with few details given, but they were apparently amazing adventures. Assuming, that is, that any of them actually happened.
 * Not My Driver: Jeff Blue even lampshades this by saying, "No one ever looks at the driver," after he foils a bank robbery in progress by booby-trapping their getaway minivan and taking the place of their driver.
 * Police Are Useless: Or at least waaaay out of their depth when dealing with international espionage.
 * Reading Your Rights: Played with a bit in the following exchange:


 * Something Blues
 * Spy Couple: With kid!
 * Teeth Flying: Used as a Running Gag.
 * Xanatos Gambit: Jeff's motus operandi. Planning for every outcome is how a spy stays alive.
 * Xanatos Speed Chess: Of course, it helps to know how to change your plans very quickly.