Commander Contrarian/Quotes

"Dr. Kelso: The point is, sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients! I know it, you know it, and guess what, Dr. Cox knows it too, although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it. J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true. Dr. Kelso: Perry! It's hotter than hell in here! Dr. Cox: Freezing! Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though! Dr. Cox: (raising his paper cup) Rat piss! Dr. Kelso: Dr Murphy is an incompetent suck-up. Dr. Cox: No, Bob. In fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with. Dr. Kelso: (to J.D.) Your witness."

- Scrubs, episode "My Advice to You"

"Man: I hear what you're saying, and I disagree. Dilbert: Because...? Man: Because what? Dilbert: Do you have any reasons for your disagreement? Man: No, I'm a lifestyle disagreer. I disagree with everyone all the time. The reasons are irrelevant."

- Dilbert ([//dilbert.com/strip/2019-10-06 October 06, 2019])

"Obviously, since I live in San Francisco, my instinct is to side with the Lubbockite. Probably if I lived in Lubbock it would go the other way. All this means is that I’m a misanthrope. It does not provide you with any information about the correctness of either side."

- [//www.unqualified-reservations.org/2007/06/mystery-of-gray-government/ The mystery of the gray government] by Mencius Moldbug


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