Pokémon Delusional Version

"MC : Great. Slippy-Slidey Ice World. Just what I need. MC stares blankly into space under the realization that TV Tropes DID ruin his life forever."

- Chapter 10

Pokémon Delusional Version is a Pokémon Fanfic by SquareRootofNine. It's an Affectionate Parody of Pokémon Black and White.

"Chief: We're here because we want to make that guy pay for what he's done. Tell 'em boys! Policeman 1: He stole a Panpour! Fennel: He walked off without giving me my dream smoke! Cheren: He didn't say hi to me!"
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking:

"Bianca: What! Nonsense! I would NEVER join Team Plasma! They're evil! On the other hand, I joined a much better team. They're called Team Plasma! MC: So...In other words, you DID join Team Plasma. Bianca: Yep! We're still friends, right? MC: In five seconds, you are to step AWAY from me."
 * Author Avatar: The Plot Overlord of Plotty Overlordiness. Author Powers are abused to the fullest extent possible.
 * Berserk Button: Whatever you do, do NOT call Ghetsis "Dennis".
 * Bold Inflation: The fight with Bianca in chapter 12 is a Homage to the convention in pre-Generation IV games of setting proper nouns in ALL CAPS.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Bianca. So much so that she joins the bad guys.

"Team Plasma grunt: Hey Munna, fork over that dream smoke PRONTO or else you will get an all-expenses-paid trip to PAIN! Other Team Plasma Grunt: Yeah! (kicks Munna) MC: What are you guys doing to that poor defenseless Munna? Team Plasma grunt: Were tryin' to lern it trigernometry! We're done!"
 * Kick the Dog:

"WE INTERRUPT THIS PARODY TO ADVERTISE OUR STUFF!"
 * My Friends and Zoidberg: The Super Awesome Lazer Ninja Police Squadron.
 * Only Sane Man: Cheren, the only member of "t3h freinly freins grewp" who doesn't want to be involved in anything. He only joined because of Bianca.
 * Parody Commercial: The "stylo".


 * Shout-Out: Two chapters are thinly-disguised Shout Outs to certain Nintendo games.
 * Stylistic Suck: Intentional misspellings all over the place.
 * Retraux: One particular battle is written in the style of a battle from Pokémon Gold and Silver. Complete with All-Caps Inflation.
 * Unfortunate Names: The Shadow Triad members Steve, Billy Bob, and Billy McJackson Delilah Jr.