Depraved Dentist/Quotes

"When I was young and just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said, ''She said: "My boy, I think someday ''You'll find a way ''To make your natural tendencies pay

''You'll be a dentist ''You have a talent for causing things pain ''Son, be a dentist ''People will pay you to be inhumane ''Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood ''And teaching would suit you still less ''Son, be a dentist You'll be a success"

''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque. ''Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God! ''He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. ''Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? ''("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!") ("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!")

''I am your dentist ("Goodness gracious!") ''And I enjoy the career that I picked ("Love it!") ''I'm your dentist ("Fitting braces...") ''And I get off on the pain I inflict ("Really love it!")

''I thrill when I drill a bicuspid ''It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted ''And though it may cause my patients distress ''Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me... ''I know... I know that my momma's proud of me. "Oh, Momma..."

'''Cause I'm a dentist... And a success!"

- "Dentist", Little Shop of Horrors

"Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but you have the insanity... of a manatee! Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor? Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!"

- Psychonauts