My Super Sweet Sixteen

This is an MTV Reality Show where insanely rich teenagers cry, scream, swear, berate their parents and act as if the world is ending because they didn't want to get their $65,000 Lexus now, they wanted to get it slightly later. One commentator has remarked that it is almost certainly a portent of the complete collapse of our civilization.

On a happier note, this show has spawned some decent Spin-Offs. The first is My Super Psycho Sweet 16, a series of made-for-TV slasher movies in which the little twerps get what's coming to them, and Exiled, another reality show in which the parents of former Sweet 16 stars, fed up with their kids' behavior, send them off overseas so that they can find out what it's really like to suffer.


 * Alpha Bitch: What the show is basically based around.
 * It's All About Me: Fuckin' A!
 * Real Song Theme Tune: "Sweet Sixteen" by Hilary Duff.
 * Spoiled Brat: See Alpha Bitch.
 * Ungrateful Bastard: As a spin-off of the It's All About Me going on.
 * One girl screamed when her mother got her the expensive car she wanted (the girl had wanted to receive the car at a different time--at her party instead of before).