Girl-On-Girl Is Hot/Quotes

"Chandler: I was just watching regular porn. Monica: [Relieved] Really? Chandler: Yes, just some old fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action. Monica: You have no idea how happy that makes me!"

- Friends

"Max: I think you've got it all wrong, Terra. Terra: Oh? Max: In the male fantasy, you see, we're all Superman: ten feet tall and bulletproof. Terra: Of course. Max: In this fantasy, obviously, no woman is "unattainable". Lesbianism takes on a completely different meaning. Terra: And what is that meaning? Max: "Hey, look, there's two of them!""

- One Over Zero, #410.

"Pretty White Girl: (Singing off cue cards) I like lesbians! (Dave hands her another card) I like lesbians! (Another card) Uh, I like lesbians! Dave: I really like lesbians!"

- Chappelle's Show

""Girls are like Voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets.""

-  in this bash.org quote

""Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on.""

- Howard Stern

""It's fun, it's naked, and I agree with both of them!""

- Paul Reiser

"Tycho: ...you spent a hundred dollars on Manga, and you can't read Japanese. Gabe: Yes, but I do read Lesbonese."

- Penny Arcade, "The DouJinshi Code"

"Mark: But Elena's betrayed you! What difference does it make that it's with a woman? Jez: Because it's hot!"

- Peep Show

""You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever.""

- Santana, Glee

"Amy: Do I really look like that? Future!Amy: Yeah, yeah you do. Amy: Ooh, I'd give you your drivers licence... Future!Amy: Ooh, I bet you would. Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory. Rory: Absolutely no problem at all."

- The Doctor, Doctor Who 2011 Red Nose Day Special

""Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam. Well, not actually. Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement.""

- Jeff, Coupling

"Scott: You and HER ?! Ramona: It was just a phase. Scott: You had a sexy phase?!"

- Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

"I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered."

- Gamlen Amell to his niece, Dragon Age II

"Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and... women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!"

- Dave Grohl, "Keep It Clean"

"Mr. Shibata: I'm looking to buy a home security system for my bedroom involving at least three cameras. My wife is having an affair, you see… Salesman: Geez, that's gotta be rough. Who is it, your best friend, mailman, ex-boyfriend from college… Mr. Shibata: Eighteen year old high school girl. (Beat Panel) Salesman: In that case, I should tell you about our special on bulk quantities of high grade video cassette. Mr. Shibata: I love a store that understands its customers."

- Sexy Losers #148