J. K. Simmons

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Jonathan Kimble "J. K." Simmons is an American actor and voice actor. Though active since 1986, he has become memetic since 2001 for certain acting roles, especially as J. Jonah Jameson across Spider-Man media, and as Cave Johnson in Portal 2.

Live Action

 * The First Wives Club - Federal Marshal
 * Extreme Measures - Dr. Mingus
 * The Jackal - Witherspoon
 * The Cider House Rules - Ray Kendall
 * The Mexican - Ted Slocum
 * Law and Order (and spinoffs) - Dr. Emil Skoda, Col. Alexander Rausch
 * Spider-Man - J. Jonah Jameson
 * Oz - Vern Schillinger
 * Hidalgo - 	Buffalo Bill Cody
 * The Lady Killers - Garth Pancake
 * The Closer - Assistant Chief Will Pope
 * Thank You for Smoking - BR
 * Postal - Candidate Welles
 * Juno - Mac MacGuff
 * Burn After Reading - CIA Superior
 * I Love You, Man - Oswald Klaven
 * Extract - Brian
 * Up in the Air - Bob
 * Jennifer's Body - Mr. Wroblewski
 * True Grit - Lawyer Daggett
 * Command & Conquer: Red Alert - President Ackerman
 * Farmers Insurance advertisements - Professor Nathaniel Burke, University of Farmers

Voice Roles

 * Justice League - General Wade Eiling
 * Kim Possible - Martin Smarty
 * The Legend of Korra - Tenzin
 * The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Poseidon
 * Megamind - Warden
 * Portal 2 - Cave Johnson
 * Ultimate Spider-Man - J. Jonah Jameson
 * Generator Rex - White Knight


 * Badass Mustache
 * Bald of Awesome
 * Bumbling Dad
 * Hair-Trigger Temper
 * Hey, It's That Guy!
 * Ink Suit Actor
 * Large Ham
 * Typecasting: Quite a few of his roles are forceful, sometimes charismatic men in positions of authority who are insane to varying degrees.