Wham! Line/Professional Wrestling

"Shane Douglas: And they can all...Kiss. MY. ASS!!!
 * Wham Lines have made moments in professional wrestling history:

Hulk Hogan: Mean Gene, the first thing you need do is tell these people to shut up if you wanna hear what I gotta say!

Vince McMahon: Bret Hart screwed Bret. I have no sympathy whatsoever for Bret.

Jim Ross: Owen Hart was set to make an entrance from the ceiling. And, uh, he fell from the ceiling. *pauses* And...I have the...unfortunate...responsibility to let everyone know that Owen Hart has died. Owen Hart has tragically died from that accident here tonight.

Jim Ross: Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"

"Stone Cold Steve Austin: "You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! You talk about your psalms, talk about your John 3:16...Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"
 * And have made stars:

Triple H: "All these people talk about being students of the game. I AM the fucking game!! No one eats, sleeps or breathes this business more than me!!!"

The Rock: Rocky Maivia is a lot of things, but sucks ain't one of them."

Paul Bearer: "Kane told me!! He's alive!! Kane is alive, Undertaker!!"

The Miz: I'd rather you all hate me for who I am than love me for something I'm not!""

": Austin, your search is over. It was me all along. And now you know, you dumb son of a bitch!!"
 * They've launched major angles:
 * Who Ran Over Austin?

"Shawn Michaels: It was you,
 * Who Took Out Michaels?

pauses, spits out his gum, smiles and says...

You're damn right it was me, Shawn! You're DAMN. RIGHT."

"Shawn Michaels: But the doctors have told me that I'll make a full recovery. In fact, they said I'll be 100%. 100% say around...SummerSlam?"
 * Which had a Wham Response.

"The deal is finalized and the line on the contract does say McMahon...(dramatic pause) However, that contract reads !!!"
 * The Invasion begins...

": This "Invasion" just got taken...to...the..."
 * ...and escalates...

": Did you know when Shane and Stephanie sold their stock to that consortium, that consortium"
 * And at invasion's end, a new era begins:

"Mankind: I think you know the guy...
 * Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Takes off the Mankind mask, rips open the tattered, bloodied Mankind button-down to reveal a familiar t-shirt, shocking Triple H

Mick Foley: And I think you know him pretty damn well... his name is !!!

Triple H: O_O;"

"Chris Jericho: How does Shawn Michaels, HBK, one of the greatest performers of all time and one of the most decorated superstars in the history of this business, turn into such a lying, cheating, pathetic little worm of a human being?"
 * A honest man has enough:

"Vince McMahon: I'm not going to let Ric Flair KILL what I created! Because...I'm going to...KILL what I CREATED! I'm gonna KILL IT!! I'm going to KILL MY creation! I'm going to INJECT the WWF with a LETHAL DOSE of poison! If anybody is gonna kill MY creation, I'M gonna do it!
 * Vince finally loses it.

[swivels his chair around to reveal ]

Vince McMahon:"

"Kevin Steen: Generico, I just wanted to say:"
 * A Final Battle begins a year-long war.

"CM Punk: The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist..."
 * A Champion's Victory Speech

"If ya smell! What The Rock! Is cookin'!"
 * The host of Wrestlemania 27 reveals himself:

"The Rock: There is one man who the Rock has to see face-to-face. A guy who I met. A guy who I thought was a cool guy. Wished him well, happy for his success. When the Rock leaves, he comes in and out of the blue, eventually, he starts talking trash about the Rock. I don't know why and I don't care but I'm back now. You might have heard of him; his name is."
 * And said host then declares a challenge to the only one on his level:

"Paul Heyman: They're shaking hands!"
 * Houston has a problem when Hell Freezes Over...

" : This project is over. The Age of the Fall has just begun."
 * The project evolves into a revolution.

" : is each and every one of these motherfucking smart marks rolled up into one wagon, giant piece of shit!"
 * The joke is on the ECW fans.

"The Undertaker: You got it all wrong Vince McMahon. Brock Lesnar's not my opponent at Survivor Series,"
 * Who will Taker bury alive?

": It's ME, Austin!!!!"
 * The Higher Power reveals himself:

"Triple H: Hell in a Cell? Alright, Hell in a Cell, you got a deal. But one stipulation.
 * Every Hell in a Cell match booking prior to 2009 until Wrestlemania 28.
 * A final match with one last catch...

Cactus Jack: You name it.

Triple H: I will go through Hell in the Cell with you,"

"Vickie Guerrero: When I was really, really mad at you, I did something that you might not like.
 * To wit, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Edge: OK, I understand that. Wha..what did you do?

Vickie Guerrero: I reinstated"

": Eight years ago, I... I broke my neck. I knew I'll be wrestling on borrowed time from that point on. So fast forward, the last little while, I've been in a lot of pain. The WWE wanted me to go get more tests and thankfully I did. Because the MRI showed that..."
 * A very difficult and life-changing announcement...

"CM Punk: There's one thing that you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass."
 * The second Summer of Punk escalates...

"CM Punk: And I'd like to think this company will be better off after Vince McMahon's dead...""
 * And in closing...


 * A signal of the changing of the guard...

"Vince McMahon: This individual is cashing in his Money in the Bank privilege that he earned at Wrestlemania.
 * New Year's Revolution 2006. The worst elimination chamber match in history just ended but...

Joey Styles: No..."

""Look! There's me and you and Razor and Diesel!""
 * D-Generation X begins with Shawn Michaels Breaking the Fourth Wall.

"Shawn Michaels: I'm sorry. I love you."
 * A tough, heart-wrenching decision...

"Michael Cole: They're all over the place! They're right out here in front of us!"
 * Eight rookie wrestlers make their presence felt...