Guns Akimbo/Quotes

"Gun plus gun equals more gun; that is the key to victory."

- General Ironicus

"We can dual-wield these [MG 08/15s]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, 130 pounds each and watercooled. And we can dual-wield them. Realism has gone out the window.|Null Set, Let's Play NecroVision|undefined"

"George: Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean? Nick: Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is. George: Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!"

- True Crime: Streets of LA

""Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus.""

- Tycho, Penny Arcade