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""Boggling vacantly at these shenanigans.""

""Zombie tyrannosaurs must always be considered as an important part of the spectrum of moral choice."

- Peptuck, on good and evil

""On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka." "Dalek Ix", after someone suggested that Dalek Sec gain access to a Dalek version of Unlimited Blade Works."

""Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars on the planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy""

- fijkus, about trolling of NMM

""Alma it from orbit; It's the Only Way to Be Sure."

- logiccosmic, about Cerberus experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.

"What did the Dark Eldar ever do to you?

I mean, sure, they'll take a few colonies here and there with no trouble. Then the Normandy shows up, and the Dark Eldar get INTERRUPTED so hard Space Marines will spontaneously punch their way out of the DE's scrotums.

The only difference between Paragon and Renegade is that in the former case it'll be Space Wolves who claw their way out of the spikys' asses, and in the latter case it'll be Black Templars who perform the collective violent anal eruptions."

- Peptuck, on the Dark Eldar invading the Mass Effect galaxy.

"You realize Kasumi appears to have a plan involving a small Krogan statue, a gun, and a Honey Badger. And possibly (Exalted) Sheppard."

- Balagor, upon new snippet from Gregg HL