Good News Week/Quotes

"I learnt to masturbate too, I just masturbate in 140 characters or less.

Josh Thomas on the Pope. Just about sums the show up."

"This is why I don't sing on this show. I like to keep my dignity. Mikey, wearing a SPAM tin."

"The TV Hat: When you want to watch a DVD, but find yourself wearing a giant hat! Paul McDermott"

"I have to admit, sometimes I'm even ashamed of myself. Paul"

"Should we get the game started? Paul. Often."

"It was a shit pun and I made it shitter! Frank Woodley"

"And next week is Mardi Gras in Sydney, and Carnivale in Rio, which is just like Mardi Gras, except the topless women are attractive. [...] I love all the gay people of the world. I find you all very attractive." Paul"