Frying Pan of Doom/Quotes

"Columbus: Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.' Tallahassee: Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up."

- Zombieland

"Chandler: Yes! Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!''"

- Friends

"Rapunzel: Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa– (accidentally hits herself with pan)"

- Tangled

"Flynn: I have got to get me one of these!"

- Tangled

""Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!""

- Yang's Wife asks you to administer Percussive Maintenance to her husband, Final Fantasy IV


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