The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba

The Adventures of Yeloh Kaiba is a Troll Fic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom. It centers around the exploits of Yeloh Kaiba and how she duels, then subsequently has sex with most (all?) of the male cast.

It can be read here.


 * An Aesop: "The moral of the story is that friendship is a powerful bond that lasts a lifetime, and violence is never the answer." ...somehow.
 * Author Avatar: The main character shares a name with the user, and most likely resembles them.'
 * Beige Prose
 * Big No
 * Boring Invincible Hero: She has super powers, is an awesome duelist, and gets good grades because she crouches in her chair, eats candy, and develops bags under her eyes.
 * Captain Obvious: "People die when they are killed." REALLY?
 * Common Mary Sue Traits: It seems like the the author looked up a Yu-Gi-Oh! Mary Sue litmus test and tried to hit every single trait listed.
 * Crunchtastic: Instant description just add "-ly"
 * Curb Stomp Battle
 * Deader Than Dead: "People die when they are killed, and they were deader than dead as they were shot by a laser beam after being struck by lightening."
 * Death Is Cheap: Yeloh is instantly revived after dying.
 * Department of Redundancy Department: The story provides such gems as "â€œIsn't that against the rules?â€\x9D asked Yeloh, questioningly." and "â€œYou are mean sluts!â€\x9D said Yeloh, calling the mean sluts, mean sluts." and "â€œAw, that's so sad.â€\x9D said Yeloh, observing Yugi's sadness and feeling sympathy for him"
 * Did Not Do the Bloody Research
 * Empathic Weather: Raining, snowing, and lightning all at once. ...again, somehow.
 * Everyone Is Bi: Most of the characters in the story have sex with a female character, then a male character.
 * Expansion Pack Past
 * Heroic Sacrifice: Yeloh for Yami.
 * Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Each chapter is named "Yeloh Meets (Character)"
 * IKEA Erotica: It seems the author learned how to describe sex scenes from My Immortal.
 * Lemon: There is a lot of sex scenes. Er... so we are told by the narrator.
 * Luke, You Are My Father: So. Much. Incest....
 * Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls
 * Never Say "Die": "It didn't kill him, it just destroyed him a little." and "It didn't kill her, it might of sent her to the Shadow Realm as the harmless edge of the sword cut into her."
 * New Powers as the Plot Demands
 * Original Character
 * Out of Character: Almost everyone.
 * Sailor Earth: Eight Millennium item that Yeloh has.
 * Screw the Rules I Have Plot: Yeloh's 'style' of dueling.
 * Self-Insert Fic: Yeloh, obviously.
 * Shaped Like Itself
 * Shout-Out: Tons.
 * Super-Powered Evil Side: Yeloh Kaiba has "Yuri Annu".
 * Too Good for This Sinful Earth
 * Troll Fic: One would hope.
 * Winged Humanoid: Yuri Annu
 * Wish Fulfillment
 * Yaoi Fangirl: The author maybe one. "Bakura went to Pegasus and Marik, then they all sexed like the comic books that aren't like scriptures and give me cravings."
 * You Fail Geography Forever: Apparently Wales is a town in England.
 * As pointed out in Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami, well, technically...