24/Quotes

"''Espionage in the LA scenes

Where most times the ends, they justify the means

And ever since late 2001

You'll see Real Time flies when you're under the gun.

Counter Terrorist Unit Agent Jack Bauer

Often needs a shave and probably a shower.

Buchanan's the director of Field Operations,

Almeida is Tactical, Michelle's Communications.

Edgar's an egghead and Chloe is snarky

And Morris is British and full of malarkey.

But I might be wrong 'cause they always change stations

Due to sudden promotions or exterminations.

But aided by their digital clock and stanza

They're building up tension when commercials do pass.

Never before has right wing propaganda

Disgusied as entertainmennt kicked so much ass!

COME ON!''

JACK BAUER!

HE'S GOT THE POWER!

MINUTE BY MINUTE

AND HOUR AFTER HOUR!

HE'S HARDCORE!

GONNA STOP THE WAR!

AND HE AIN'T GONNA QUIT

'TILL HE HITS 24!"

- Great Luke Ski, The Jack Bauer Rap

"''Goodbye 24 though I never watched you on TV I missed on episode had to buy the DVD

And Jack saved the day

he saved our lives

when the show came to an end

never going to the mens room

how did he hold it in?

Now I would like to thank you

for all the torturin’

that Jack and Chloey and CTU

and the first black president''"

- Jimmy Fallon, (to the tune of "Candle in the Wind") The 2010 Emmys''