ToyHammer/Funny

ToyHammer has many, mostly based around shout outs and the introduction of Warhammer 40,000 characters to Earth circa 2009:

""Alright. So. Introductions first, along with whoever is your command squad. I'm Michael, I own this house and can crush you with a tank." Thinking for a moment, I decided to add: "Repeatedly, if necessary. Or with something heavier.""
 * Michael's self-introduction:

""Why does 'with all due respect' sound like 'frak you', Vincent?""
 * Allowing a AveMachina Techpriest to play Counter-Strike counts as a CMOF just by the concept of it.
 * Another Omake one (Ordo Vermin): "AAH! Its (rat shit) seeping through my armor weave!" - Wu'bie
 * Alice getting the freak out of her system and most of Chapter 12; Corner of Woe, Vincent's Squee problems, Shas'ui Fi'rios Yon'anuk Eldi'myr (AKA Sergeant Talon) and this is within the first third of the chapter.
 * Denying Chaplain Morteus his trophy near the end of said chapter.

""Oi'z jus da Big Boss. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!""
 * Also, from a Spin-Off Omake: "You won't like me when I'm angry. Bad Things happen. GREEN things happen."
 * Also, from a Spin-Off Omake: "You won't like me when I'm angry. Bad Things happen. GREEN things happen."

- Also,

"Michael: Look, I'll show you what I've been trying to do to her, how about that? Rose of Slaanesh: Oh, you can't possibly do that while I'm still dressed, dear t-- (LOTS OF DAKKA!)
 * First proper meeting with is this, followed immediately after by High Octane Nightmare Fuel.
 * The Tau Fire Warrior getting taught by Madork Gunna how to properly WAAAAAAAGH!!
 * "Goddamn bipolar Eldar..."
 * Chapter 22: the memory of Tomas finding out Ishabeth's gender via grabbing the front of her robes and pulling her up. Then getting slapped. CMOA for Ishabeth, for becoming one of the few people who slapped a Commissar in the face and got away with it scot-free.
 * Michael explaining himself in front of Zara and all surviving psykers: After the Slaaneshi cultist keeps turning his words against him, he changes his tactic:

Weirdboyz: O_O"

""Multiclassing.""
 * Zara's reaction to Michael calling her : she slaps him so hard that it sets his cheek on fire!
 * The answer when asking an Eldar Ranger (predominantly a sniper class) why he is fighting by Dual-Wielding swords.

"Michael: Can we all behave like adults here?
 * Eldar Howling Banshees + Iron Maiden = CMOF, or subtle Take That?
 * This exchange between the main character and the two more powerful psychics in the house.

Zara: Absolutely not.

Emma: No. I'm still ten years old, remember?"