A Threesome Is Manly/Quotes

"I have a Jules and Jim fantasy, definitely-you know two men and a woman in love. And I remember reading in a magazine that the high you get from falling in love only lasts about four years. So with two men, you might be able to make it last eight."

- Dana Delany

"It's only gay if the balls are touching"

- The Internet

"Threesome sessions with two women and one man, although they're an ideal male fantasy, are not usually as sexually satisfying as threesomes with two men and one woman. Since few men can manage more than one shot per half-hour, two-women relationships usually end up with the women making love to each other while the man watches them enjoy themselves and hopes for normal service to resume as soon as possible.

When there's just women (you), one man can rest while the other makes love to you.

The main kick that men get out of two men threesomes is watching their bloke making love to their woman, which appeals to their prediliction for visual excitement. It's up to you to decide if you feel used by your lover as a kind of erotic peepshow."

- Graham Masterton, How to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed

"You see, every man should experience a bi three way in their lifetime because time is too short to allow our antiquated ideas of sexuality to bind us. The way our society has viewed sexuality and expression of how we see both has never been more progressive."

- Shawn Binder, Bisexual Threesomes: Why Every Man Should Have A Bisexual Threesome At Least Once

"In my weaker or dumber moments, I am perfectly capable of wanting to be surrounded by nubile 17 year old soccer players who long to do my every bidding."

- Naomi Wolf

"When Cass and Eddy G.stayed the night in the old apartment with Norma Jean, the three of them curled up like puppies in Norma Jean's old Salvation Army brass bed, the men insisted on leaving the windows open to let in the fresh air and the three refused to draw the blinds. Let the world gape at them"

- Joyce Carol Oates, Blonde