Hitler Rants/Funny

"Gunsche: It looks like you're just throwing random shit together."
 * Cooking with the Fuhrer

"Gunsche: You're ground motherfucking beef. Hitler: You think you can talk smack like the great one? Get that crap out of here! Here's how it's really done! Behold!: "My foot is going so far up your ass you'll be puking my shoe polish!" East Coast!"
 * Super Hitler Kart:

"Hitler: And do you Wilhelm "Alcoholic Whiner" Burgdorf takes Hans Krebs to be your lawfully wedded husband. To love and to honor, in good times and bad times, so help you God? Burgdorf: Mein Fuhrer, I love that man to death! Hitler: Just give me an answer! Or I dump you in Iran!"
 * And let's not forget Gunsche returning in a battletank... only to be foiled by a banana.
 * Hitler Kills Hitler
 * Hitler marries Krebs to Burgdorf:


 * Fegelein buys Hitler a FegelStation.
 * Doug Walker's own take on the original rant, which also serves as a Self-Deprecation.