Life Aboard the Halberd

Life Aboard the Halberd is a Super Smash Brothers fic that can be found here. After the events of the Subspace Emissary, the Brawl characters decide to go live on Meta Knight's ship, much to his dismay. Hilarity Ensues.


 * Big Eater: Kirby obviously.
 * Black Comedy Rape: It's believed that Zelda raped Wolf (even though she was actually forcing him into a bath).
 * Crazy Survivalist: Snake
 * Dissonant Serenity: Yoshi easily dodges all of Snake's traps and gets an amazing score on the dancing game, all while looking untroubled.
 * Dumb Blonde: Toon Link notes that Link isn't very smart. Somehow, this is subverted for him.
 * Go Mad from the Revelation: After his bath, Wolf discovers that his fur is actually white.
 * Jerkass: Red is definitely one towards his Pokemon.
 * The Leader: Meta Knight
 * Malevolent Architecture: Snake's room is ridiculously trapped. His roommate Yoshi can master it though.
 * Only Sane Man: Mario, Samus, Lucario, Meta Knight (although he's clearly starting to lose it)
 * Sanity Slippage: Meta Knight suffers from this.
 * Schedule Slip: The story hasn't updated since the beginning of 2011.
 * The Stoic: Meta Knight, but he drops it at times.