Humans Are Morons/Quotes

"''We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that"

- Jenny Nicholson, on Twitter

""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.""

- Albert Einstein

""The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.""

- Harlan Ellison

""Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!""

- George Carlin

""Stupidity is evil waiting to happen.""

- Clay Bond

""I'd all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!""

- Foolkiller, The Amazing Spider-Man, #225

""Subway is a cosmic nexus of stupidity.""

- A thread title at the Customers Suck forums.

"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."

- Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, "The Galaxy Song"

""The only reason laws like those banning smoking on campuses, requiring you to wear seatbelts, and texting while driving is because you guys have proven yourselves too stupid or irresponsible to do it without having to be told.""

- A professor from New Hampshire at Colorado State University on the subject of such laws.

"Alien 1: So this is he--The Reagan? A puny specimen, even for a human. Just like the defilers to worship such a one! Do you suppose ugliness is a virtue to them? Alien 2: Or stupidity? Have you ever seen eyes so vacant?"

- Aliens commenting on Ronald Reagan, Strontium Dog

""People ask me, 'Kent, do you think that there's intelligent life on other planets?' I reply, 'No, I don't even think there's intelligent life on this planet.'""

- Kent Hovind

""Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.""

- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

""Because all you of Earth are idiots!""

- Eros, Plan 9 from Outer Space

""Common sense is a sense which is not common to people.""

- YouTube comment

"Mere animals couldn't possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid."

- Terry Pratchett


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