Cool and Unusual Punishment/Quotes

"[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least. [x]The disciplinary action pile. Might as well start this with a healthy dose of Eversor bullying. [x]Combine these.

Finish the black envelopes and then make the girls in question deliver every single one personally as punishment since this is how everyone can end up can end up if you let anyone unauthorized stick his nose into Meguca Business."

- Anonymous

""You idiots just lost your picture privileges.""

- Drake, Bronyism

"Yours is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties!"

- Satan, Animaniacs

"Cluny, as of this point every unhelpful word from your mouth earns you an hour in the Death Pit Theatre watching Care Bears reruns!"

- Miss Minty, The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall

"I am going to give you such a movie!"

- Pearl Forrester of Mystery Science Theater 3000, sentencing Mike and the Bots to Hobgoblins after they jump on her couch

"Margarine!"

- Snivley, Sonic Sat AM, preparing Escargot in the most diabolical manner possible.

"My object all sublime I shall achieve in time To make the punishment fit the crime” The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!"

- The Mikado

"I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all."

- Mrs. Turner, The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

"Cultist Assassin: Oh I know what's going to happen here. You'll start making threats that you're going to do something horrifically violent to me. But then you'll pull something ludicrous out of your arses, such as making me watch Battlefield Earth on DVD, or threatening with mime artists, or perhaps making me go over the Inquisition tax return. Inquisitor Syrus "Virus" Zuviel: Actually, we were going to have Lothar here cut your bollocks off, then start asking you some questions. Cultist Assassin: Wait... I think you have that the wrong way around. Virus: No, I don't think we do."

- Exterminatus Now, subverting expectations in the cruelest way possible

""Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!""

- Mario, Nintendo Comics System story "You Again?"

""My brain agrees with you. My gut is telling me to jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse." "Remind me never to get on your bad side.""

- Tali'Zorah vas Neema and Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect