Unholy Matrimony/Quotes

""A match made in Heaven set the fires in Hell...""

- Lupe Fiasco

""Monarch. Dr. Girlfriend. The Guild of Calamitous Intent approves of your application for duoship. I now pronounce you villain and villainess. You may kiss your Queen.""

- The Sovereign, The Venture Brothers

"Roy: You people are sick! Sabine: Ah, but our relationship is healthy!"

- The Order of the Stick

"''"It's the age old story How an evil boy meets an evil girl We've got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world We both maniacally laugh At all the same stuff You can't foil a plan That's built upon evil love."''"

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend, Phineas and Ferb, "Evil Love"

"Buffy: Whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul. Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

""What, is a mass murderer not allowed to fall in love like a regular person?""

- Ladd Russo, Baccano!