Mean Girls/Funny

"Janis: There are two kinds of evil people: People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything to stop it. Damian: Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?"
 * When Gretchen kicks the CD player in her boyfriend's face.
 * Karen revealing her "talent".
 * This exchange:

"Karen: So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
 * Cady's mother's triple take when her husband displays a complete ignorance of what being grounded means.
 * This exchange:

"Random Girl: Hey, get out of here! Damien: Danny de Vito! Oh my God, I love your work!"
 * When Janis underlines "Army of Skanks."
 * "She doesn't even go here!"
 * "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die." Followed by condoms being handed out.
 * 'Get in, loser, we're going shopping!'
 * Gretchen's Backhanded Apology, followed by no one's willing to catch her fall...except Karen.
 * Cady cruising the hall with the rest of the Plastics and accidentally stumbling head-first into a garbage can.
 * Damien is in the girls's restroom:

"Random Girl: (about Regina) "One time she punched me in the face. (Beat) It was awesome.""
 * Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
 * The following:


 * "So you agree...you think you're really pretty..."
 * A fat girl bumps into Regina in the cafeteria who gained some weight "Watch where you're going, fat ass!"
 * When we get introduced to the Plastics Damien says the reason Gretchen's hair is so big is because it's full of secrets.