The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eyes may see. Behold! In darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era and the final hours of my life."

- Emperor Uriel Septim VII

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is a Role Playing Game developed by Bethesda Softworks and released in 2006 for PC and Xbox 360 and one year later for the Play Station 3.

The game places you in the role of a prisoner, convicted of an unknown crime and incarcerated in the dungeons of the Imperial City. Your imprisonment is cut short by the arrival of Emperor Uriel Septim (played by Patrick Stewart) and his bodyguards, the Blades, fleeing assassins who are trying to eliminate the royal family. Their escape route just happens to lead through your cell.

What follows is a lengthy quest to save the province of Cyrodiil, heart land of the Empire which spans the whole continent of Tamriel from destruction at the hands of Mehrunes Dagon, the daedric prince of destruction.

The game boasts a huge open world with sixteen square miles of terrain to explore, hundreds of dungeons, eight cities filled with NPCs that have their own daily routine and enough quests to fill hundreds of hours of play time.

The player has the opportunity to join several factions, such as the Fighter’s Guild, and all have their own storylines spanning several quests.

The game received a universally positive critical response, the PC and Xbox 360 versions holding Metacritic scores of 94. The response from fans of the series was more mixed as the long-time fans thought the game was too simplified compared to the previous instalment in the franchise, Morrowind.

The game has spawned a huge and dedicated modding community that still continues to churn out content rapidly. These mods range from new items to complete overhauls of the game.

The game served as a guinea pig of sorts for the Xbox Live Market place, receiving a significant amount of new content, ranging from player homes, to a whole new story arc in the form of Knight of the Nine. A full expansion, called Shivering Isles, dealing with Sheogorath, the daedric prince of madness was released in 2007.

""Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait.""
 * Abandoned Mine: The Player Character can enter several of these around Cyrodiil, including the Abandoned Mine.
 * Aborted Arc: In the vicinity of the Black Horse Courier offices, you are given the new topic "Do you need couriers?", which was obviously part of an intended quest. However, the question never appears in your dialogue options.
 * There is also a cave that can't be explored as a door is locked and there is no key in the game. Dialog indicates there was to be a quest involving a Red Queen and Black Queen- the Black Queen was to live in the cave. Cheating your way through- either by using the console to unlock the door, clipping through, or using paintbrushes to get through the secondary entrance- reveals a cave that's completed but not quite finished in terms of final content.
 * Absurdly Spacious Sewer: The Imperial Capital is built over the ruins of an Ayleid city, so in this case it's actually justified.
 * Adjective Animal Alehouse: The Drunken Dragon Inn.
 * Affably Evil
 * Mankar Camoran. He seems to have some respect for the player at times.
 * Most people you meet in the Dark Brotherhood as well. They're murderous, bloodthirsty sociopaths, but they're also very charming and chummy. Somewhat ironically, the only one of this cabal of assassins who openly dislikes you is the resident merchant.
 * Always Chaotic Evil: Several examples.
 * The Dark Brotherhood.
 * Vampires. Justified because while vampires can easily infect people, the ailment that leads up to full-blown vampirism is easily cured with some prayer or a Cure Disease potion, so the only people who'd let themselves become vampires aren't exactly pleasant folks.
 * The Mythic Dawn. Killing the Emperor, worshipping Mehrunes Dagon, and plotting to summon him isn't a good indicator for... well, good.
 * Amazon Brigade: The Shivering Isles are policed by two of them, no less, the Golden Saints (Auriel) and Dark Seducers (Mazken). There are males...but they're rare, subservient to the females, and statistically weaker.
 * Additionally, due to a scripting error when you  the two groups will greet or refer to you only in the feminine. It's "fixed" in the Unofficial Patch, for those that don't find it entertaining.
 * But seeing as both of them come from their respective wellsprings rather than being born, the males aren't really even needed.
 * Ambiguously Brown: Or perhaps Ambiguously Blue, in this case. There are a few NPCs running around which either had their races incorrectly flagged in the CS, or are showing signs of mixed heritage. One noteworthy example is a guard seen in Anvil(who guards the chapel and warns people of the scene inside with KOTN installed) who is definitely a Redguard in skin tone and appearance but has an Imperial voice. Cutter, the emo Dementia blacksmith in Shivering Isles, looks to be a Dunmer, but has yellow eyes(the CS lists her race as Bosmer). There are also two female Dementia residents, both Imperial, who have blue skin tones.
 * An Axe to Grind: For some reason, governed by the Blunt skill. The official explanation is that the act of swinging an axe is more akin to using a club than a sword.
 * Anime Hair: Several elven NPCs have magnificent gravity-defying 'dos. For example, Umbacano, the Adoring Fan, and Modryn Oreyn.
 * An Interior Designer Is You: With the construction set.
 * Announcer Chatter: Sometimes the mysterious announcer guy in the Arena can do this.
 * Annoying Arrows: After taking a few arrows to the gut, you'll resemble a living pincushion but can still move around perfectly normally. Even with an arrow right through your crotch.
 * If you shoot someone in the head and they don't die or see you, they'll just walk back to where they were with the arrow still sticking out of their heads. Because it "must have been the wind."
 * Anticlimax Boss: If you complete the Gray Prince's quest. When you finally get to fight him for the title of Arena Grand Champion, he just stands there without ever attacking or trying to defend himself, even begging you to finish him off.
 * Archers used to sneaking around sniping their enemies may be surprised to get this from the supposed Badass Manimarco (as his gear, while technically unique, is almost identical to standard Necromancer dress).
 * Anti-Hero: You can potentially be one, if you gain a lot of infamy points by doing evil things and generally be a dick, at the same time that you're saving the empire.
 * You can also go right past this, straight into Villain Protagonist.
 * Anything That Moves: The Khajiit bandits, the Renrijra Krin, urge others to do this.

""Hello." "Hi." "I'm through talking to you." "Goodbye." "Bye.""
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: the Gray Fox's "Wanted" poster lists the charges against him as "Theft, embezzlement, forgery, pickpocketing, counterfeiting, burglary, conspiracy to commit theft, grand larceny, tax evasion, slander, fraud, perfidy and impertinence".
 * Can also apply to the player, if you stole a pear from someone's table and got seen doing it expect that to show up on your list of charges even if you've also killed a dozen guys.
 * Arson, Murder, and Lifesaving: Vilena Donton gives you one of these when you complete the last mission for the Fighter's Guild.
 * Artifact Title: Averted... in a manner of speaking. It is the first Elder Scrolls game since The Elder Scrolls: Arena where the actual Elder Scrolls are seen, but they still don't play a part in the Main Quest, but rather in the Thieves Guild quest line.
 * Artificial Atmospheric Actions: Oh so much. In particular, procedurally generated NPC conversation can be a bit vapid.

"''"Everyone is talking, but no one has anything to say.""
 * An especially amusing one can randomly occur while sneaking around in Bandit lairs. After the main quest is completed, there's a random chance that certain of the bandits might start singing a song in your honor. That won't stop them from trying to kill you once you're spotted.
 * Lampshaded by some of the idle dialogue (which unfortunately you never hear due to an oversight. A mod that fixes enables them can be found here)

""I don't know who the Night Mother is, but she pays me to kill people! My own mother never loved me so much." "What's with all this sneaking about? I'd much rather look my target in the eye and say something scary like, 'I am the deliverer of death!' and hit them with a hammer."
 * Artificial Stupidity: The Radiant AI system is commendably ambitious, but it does fall flat very frequently and very visibly. Part of the problem is that NPC behavior is driven by motivations. One quest involving vampire hunters can be botched if the vampire hunters get too jealous of each other's inventory items, whereupon they'll start pickpocketing one another until they're all angry enough to draw weapons. In some cases "good" characters will murder unarmed innocents simply because they've been Drone Jammed into a corner.
 * NPCs who are following you have a terrible tendency to get in your way during combat, which often results in your accidentally killing them. Which could result in other NPCs turning hostile on you, or failing a quest, if the outcome depends on a particular NPC's survival. Cue Cluster F-Bomb.
 * Some characters have a bad habit of forgetting they need to unlock a store's front door in the morning, even if they have the appropriate key and locked it the night before. Others will end up trying to pick fights with daedra who just spawned from an Oblivion portal.
 * Start a fight with one NPC in the marketplace or resist arrest for picking up an apple. In a matter of seconds the whole market district will erupt into one giant gang war, with Citizens attacking guards, citizens attacking each other, and guards slaughtering citizens AND EACH OTHER left and right.
 * In the Caught in the Hunt dungeon, there's a pit that drops you onto a bed of spikes. If you survive, you can make your way back up into the same corridor. You can also trick enemies into chasing you and falling into this pit . . . and then doing it again . . . until they die.
 * After a certain point in the main quest, the members of the covert Mythic Dawn cult who assassinated the Emperor have low enough disposition to attack you on sight... in broad daylight, in a city, with dozens of guards around.
 * Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence:
 * This also happens to members of the Mythic Dawn who are killed in the mortal world. Rather than actually dying, their souls are transported to Mankar Camoran's realm of Paradise where they become immortal. Of course, once you destroy Paradise near the end of the main quest, then they all die for real.
 * Art Shift: Cyrodiil goes form "Romans in a Rain Forest" form the last games to rather normal middle age Europe (then back to Romans for Skyrim)
 * Automaton Horses: Partially averted by the fact that horses have a finite amount of health and can be killed. But, they still don't need to eat or sleep.
 * Ax Crazy: The Orc in the Dark Brotherhood.

"Once, I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester, so I replied: "No. I am a messenger of death". Ha! You should've seen the look on her face! She won't be reaching age six!""

""You won't go to jail for that apple you stole? THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!""
 * If you refuse to help Glarthir, he takes matters into his own hands, and starts attacking people in the street with a battleaxe! Not only that, but if you try to convince him that no-one is spying on him, he'll convince himself that you're part of the conspiracy and attack you! Big mistake.
 * Awesome but Impractical: The unicorn, which is supremely cool to ride around on but has such a high aggression that it will attack anyone it sees with drawn steel, including you.
 * That said, if your total fame is above fifty (that is, is fame - infamy = 50, specifically), the unicorn won't attack you.
 * Several leveled spells also count. Said spells are still fairly useful at lower levels even though they're weaker. When obtained at higher levels they become much stronger, but in turn they also cost so much magicka to use that they become extremely impractical.
 * This includes the summonable lich, which has an area of effect spell that can demolish the player character if an enemy gets too close.
 * Back From the Dead:
 * The player, at the end "Knights of the Nine." You think that merely getting hit repeatedly with a magic sword and lightning bolts, then falling thousands of feet onto the ground, and being proclaimed dead by all his friends who personally saw his mangled body can keep the Divine Crusader down? Bah!
 * In Camoran's Paradise you'll probably notice that everyone there pops up again if you kill them. Created to be a paradise for his followers, there is no lasting death there. Of course, for many of them there is a sting there.
 * Badass Boast: Lucien Lachance. "My friend, I do not spread rumors...I create them."
 * Badass Grandpa: Jauffre. Oh, so very, very, much.
 * Barrier Maiden: Martin Septim is a male example
 * Beating a Dead Player: Averted. Once you are dead, you can briefly see that enemies immediately stop attacking. They sheathe their weapons and walk away.
 * Berserk Button: Most of the city guards around Cyrodiil are actually a really, really nice and friendly bunch of guys - but break any law, even by accidentally picking something up off a shopkeeper's table, and they'll immediately go nuts and kill you without hesitation.
 * You CAN however, yield to them by blocking long enough. The Guards actually do a pretty good job of keeping things running smoothly, an entire guild of professional thieves has a hard time operating in the imperial city has a result (Not that it stops the Player and the Grey Fox from stealing an Elder Scroll right out from under their noses.)

"Guard: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
 * Melus Petilius, a retired paladin, has sworn off violence, but will recant his oath if you attack him at his 'sacred place', the grave of his wife.
 * Betting Minigame: Betting at the Arena.
 * BFS: Claymores, and the Akaviri Dai-katana.
 * Big Bad: Allegedly Mehrunes Dagon, but Mankor Camoran is the one who's really the active villain.
 * Which would either make Mankor Camoran the Big Bad and Mehrunes Dagon the Bigger Bad, or Camoran The Dragon, The Heavy, and a Dragon-in-Chief, with Dagon remaining the Big Bad.
 * Also Umaril in Knights of the Nine, in Shivering Isles, Mannimarco in the Mages Guild questline, Ri'Zakar in the Fighters Guild questline, Hieronymus Lex for most of the Thieves Guild questline and  in the Dark Brotherhood questline.
 * Bittersweet Ending: It is clear the Empire is not out of the water yet and this will likely lead to an interesting future.
 * Based on the contents of Skyrim,.
 * Black Eyes of Crazy: The more feral of the vampires, as well as the Dark Seducers featured in the Shivering Isles expansion pack.
 * Then again, the Dark Seducers are probably a subversion.
 * Blessed Are the Cheesemakers:
 * Sheogorath's classic line: "Wonderful, time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!"
 * "Uuras the Shepherd sure takes care of his sheep. And boy, does he like cheese! I mean, he really likes cheese."
 * Blooper A handful of mistakes by the voice actors were accidentally left in the game.
 * Blown Across the Room - Sneak attacks with a bow can send enemies flying in a ludicrous ragdoll-ballet of death.
 * Body Horror: Worm thralls.
 * Also the flesh pods and "the Punished" through the portals.
 * On a more mundane side, the final fate of . What's more disturbing than a skinless mutilated corpse? How about a skinless mutilated corpse that you know used to be a person just a minute ago?
 * How about a skinless mutilated corpse that used to be someone you worked for and respected and is surrounded by people reveling in the caranage?
 * Boisterous Bruiser: Most Orcs and Nords play into this trope.
 * Bonus Boss: This game has a few of these, and finding each one of them generally is a Guide Dang It moment.
 * Erandur-Vangaril (a lich). He can only be found in a specific cave that none of the game's quests lead you to, and can only be fought there once your character reaches a certain level.
 * The giant slaughterfish, who shows up in one of the dungeons you explore in the Thieves Guild questline, but chances are you won't ever see this one if you don't fully explore the place.
 * There's also the Uderfrykte Matron at Dive Rock.
 * Bribing Your Way to Victory: quite a few of the DLCs are borderline cheat mods. (A quick and easy way of curing vampirism, a garden that supplies almost every rare ingredient, etc...)
 * Bring Help Back: You can do this by getting reinforcements from the other cities when Bruma is besieged by a Great Gate (but only after you close the gates threatening their cities, naturally). It's an optional quest, though, so you can just do it all yourself instead, if you prefer.
 * Bring It: Attempt to/Fight an ogre with your bare hands and it may make this gesture.
 * Bury Your Gays: There's one gay character in the game. You find this out shortly after you find his decaying corpse.
 * Shivering Isles possibly adds a second gay character.
 * But for Me It Was Tuesday: When Mogens Wind-Shifter killed Ra'Vindra, Mazoga the Orc swore to become a knight so she could avenge her friend. Mogens doesn't remember any of this when you and Mazoga kill him.
 * But Not Too Black: Oblivion's faces suffer from the "different skin tone but same mold" problem, with races lacking distinct facial structures as they did in previous titles.
 * But Thou Must!: One quest in Anvil involves investigating a series of robberies for the town watch. A group of women have been luring men to a remote cabin with promises of a good time, only to take all their possessions once the men have removed their gear. If you go to a local inn soon afterwards, you will meet the women. If the player character is male, they will attempt to lure him to the cabin with the aforementioned promises. If the PC is female, however, they will offer her a place in their gang. That evening, the quest calls for you to join them at the cabin. No matter whether the PC is male or female, your only dialogue options involve revealing your status as a mole, then taking out the whole gang by yourself in combat. As a female character (who may even be a member of the Thieves Guild and/or Dark Brotherhood and whose railroaded behavior therefore makes little sense), this seems like a waste of a good plot.
 * An even worse example comes in the final stages of the Dark Brotherhood missions, after becoming a Silencer. Your orders are delivered to you via dead drops, giving your the location and name of your target(s). After the first two, there's a noticable change in the sound of the writing, from Lucien's professional but polite tone to outright glee and creepy familiarity. Also, the orders start giving the player explanations of the targets' "crimes" and details of personal lives, things that Lucien had never done prior unless it had relevance in the mission (ie, a hit was placed on a necromancer who he was trying to become a lich, making conventional killing methods difficult). But the worst parts?
 * There's quite a lot of this in the game. Other examples feature a prank that Volanaro wants you to play on Jeanne Frasoric, the head of the Bruma Mages Guild, where the game doesn't give you the option to tell Jeanne about the prank; and a mission that the Blackwood Company undertakes to slaughter goblins when it's really obvious that  once the quest begins.
 * Call a Hit Point a Smeerp: They're not "magic" points, they're "magicka" points!
 * Captain Obvious: There's a burglar on the loose!
 * "By the 9 divines... This person is dead!"
 * Rarely, guards who helped you kill someone may go to the corpse and state that "The body is still warm... The murderer cannot be far away."
 * When you're given the quest to kill the Black Bow Bandits, you're told the gang is called that because they use black bows.
 * Catch Phrase: The Thieves' Guild is fond of "shadow hide you".
 * The Gray Fox is fond of "Capital!".
 * For the Dark Brotherhood, we have, among others, "May the Night Mother wrap you in her loving embrace."
 * City Guards: The embodiment of this trope.
 * City Guards: The embodiment of this trope.

"Player: Yes, I am the hero of Kvatch. Prophet: Well then, "Hail, Hero of Kvatch!" Let me add one more voice to the neverending chorus of praise. I'm sure one of your many devotees will able to guide you on your way to find the Crusader's Relics."
 * Chainmail Bikini: Averted with some of the female armors, but played straight with others.
 * If you put an actual chainmail shirt on a female character it turns into a Mini-Dress of Power.
 * Cold Flames: The Will O Wisp enemies.
 * The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: The infamous psychic guards, who will come to arrest you even if your crime could not possibly be noticed (such as attacking an NPC in a place with no one to see or hear you do it, then killing them).
 * The Chessmaster: Mankar Camoran. To A lesser degree, The Gray Fox.
 * Chekhov's Skill: J'skar, the lovable Khajiit prankster of the Bruma Mages Guildhall, is shown to only be really good at invisibility.
 * Code Name: All of the brigands aboard "The Bloated Float" inn-boat during the quest "An Unexpected Voyage".
 * Continuity Nod: The "Hero of Daggerfall" and Jagar Tharn are mentioned in passing many times, in both in-game books and by a few certain characters. The province of Morrowind has abolished slavery (according to NPC chatter). These examples are notable because most content in Oblivion is self-contained (though this is by no means an exhaustive list).
 * Also, the Utherfrykte Matron. The Utherfrykte was an obscure Bonus Boss in the "Bloodmoon" expansion for Morrowind. In relation to this is an NPC from Bloodmoon, the foxy Svenja Snow-Song, who became your character's second in command at the Solstheim Mead Hall. In Oblivion, you can find her husband's journal at Dive Rock, detailing numerous nightmares she had regarding the creatures. Having enough of it, the two decided to venture to Cyrodiil to slay their Matron, only for Svenja to get eaten alive by the creature before getting off a shot. Her husband watches in horror, and is mortally wounded soon after, being able to make it back to their nearby camp to finish writing. You can find the husband's body and journal at the camp, and can also slay the Matron once and for all. Inside its body is Svenja's bow.....along with her mostly digested corpse.
 * One off hand but memorable instance of this is an NPC in the Imperial Capital who was at Raven's Rock, the ebony mining settlement from Morrowind's expansion.
 * A snippet of info you get from a random loading screen says "No one has escaped from the Imperial Prison in over 40 years, since the days of Jagar Tharn and the Imperial Simulacrum". The Eternal Champion escaped from the Imperial Prison during the late Imperial Simulacrum, just under 40 years ago.
 * Convection, Schmonvection: Possibly deliberately done. The areas of Oblivion you go to seem to be small islands in an ocean of lava, yet one NPC points out that while he'd expect it to be hot, all he feels is a deathly chill.
 * Cosmic Retcon... Hand Wave... A Wizard Did It: Behold the kingdom of the Red King once jungled! Apparently, a god decided that Cyrodiil should be a deciduous forest rather than a rainforest like in previous installments of the series.
 * And that Uriel Septim should have a head of long, flowing silver hair, rather than the perfectly smooth and hairless scalp he sported in Daggerfall. However, at least he has the possible justification he lost his hair due to the stress of the time and later regrew it.
 * Not to forget, Ocato, who also sported a smooth scalp and a badass posture in Daggerfall, suddenly turned into an Altmer in Oblivion.
 * Cruelty Is the Only Option: In the Mehrunes' Razor DLC,
 * Alternately, you can
 * Culture Chop Suey: Oblivion is set in a predominantly European Fantasy Counterpart Culture. However, Cloud Ruler Temple is a Buddhist temple outside, complete with upturned roof corners. Inside, we're back in fantasy Europe. This is pointed out and explained in game: at one time, the empire was ruled by a series of Akiviri (Fantasy Counterpart Culture of Japan) stewards after a failed invasion on their part (long story). The Blades were formed, and Cloud Ruler Temple built, during this time, hence the Akaviri influences on their armor, weapons and architecture.
 * Cursed with Awesome: Vampirism.
 * Cut and Paste Environments: This can be seen a lot in outdoor areas.
 * Cutscene Incompetence: At several points in the game, the script forces your character to freeze while you have to watch an enemy character butcher a friendly NPC.
 * Damsel in Distress: A few, but most prominently  in A Shadow Over Hackdirt.
 * Darkest Hour: Once you're far enough into the main quest, not only to members of the Mythic Dawn start openly attacking people in the city streets, but Oblivion Gates open right outside each major city.
 * The Dark Side: Necromancy. The Dark Brotherhood.
 * Dark Is Not Evil: The Dark Seducers in Shivering Isles are generally friendlier than their counterparts, the Golden Saints.
 * Deadpan Snarker: The Prophet from Knights of The Nine, believe it or not.

"Player: Yes, I am the Arena Grand Champion. Prophet: Oh my, the Grand Champion of all of Cyrodiil! By Azura indeed! Surely there can be no better preparation for becoming a holy knight than a career spent slaughtering for the public's entertainment."
 * This lovely dialogue option sadly does not appear due to a bug (but there are bugfix mods for the PC, thank goodness):

""I reserve my beds for seamen.""
 * Haskill, Chamberlain of Lord Sheogorath the Prince of Madness. "What a surprise. I'm summoned. Your skill in repetition is truly astounding." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B Cu 727 u 6 RWI
 * Kathutet, the Dremora guarding the entrance to the Forbidden Grotto, is this in contrast to the rest of the Dremora you encounter in the game.
 * Dead Star Walking: Patrick Stewart as the doomed Emperor. There's even a mod that replaces Uriel Septim's head with Patrick Stewart's.
 * Dem Bones
 * Did Not Do the Research: In the form of weapon weights, making them insanely heavy. Further, all "better" materials are much heavier, even when they have no reason to be (Steel is a mixture of iron and carbon and carbon weighs less than iron, making it unexplained why steel items weighs about a 6th more than iron. In Morrowind the two weighed the same amount)
 * Iron vs. Steel errors are found in many RPGs. One material that is uniquely peculiar in almost every way is glass, especially the armor.
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: The climax of Shivering Isles pits you against.
 * Different As Night and Day: The friendly, helpful Dark Seducers and the arrogant, antisocial Golden Saints.
 * Disc One Nuke: One of the common complaints is that level scaling produces a lack of these (and Beef Gate), though some can still be found. OOO, as a result of removing level scaling, has many more, particularly if you understand the lock picking minigame enough to open very hard chests and steal them.
 * Doomed Hometown: Martin's hometown of Kvatch is destroyed by Daedra at the beginning of the main quest. Unusual because it's not the player character with the Doomed Hometown.
 * Do Not Taunt Cthulhu: Thieves love to attempt to steal things from Nocturnal, the daedric goddess of the night (and therefore, a crucial part of their jobs), Two thieves suceed, and the player recovers the artifact,, and one in a book has a fate that's not elaborated on when she gets caught past being consumed by an angry Nocturnal's shadows.
 * Double Standard Rape (Divine on Mortal): Supposedly the first vampire was created when, once upon a time, the Daedric Prince Molag Bal raped a virgin mortal woman, which... somehow resulted in her becoming the very first vampire. A subversion, however, in that Molag Bal isn't supposed to be glorified when he's referred to as 'The King of Rape,' and as support, virtually his every other action solidifies the case that he's one of the unquestionably malevolent/evil Daedra.
 * Drop the Hammer
 * Drunk on the Dark Side: The Necromancers.
 * Dual World Gameplay: Between the mortal realm and the realm of Oblivion.
 * Dude, Where's My Respect?: Even if you're already the Champion of Cyrodiil, the guilds will still make you do petty tasks before they let you advance. And highwaymen will still try to rob you. And nearly every boss-type character you defeat will use his last words to tell you what an unworthy opponent you are.
 * It's even worse when you've beaten the Shivering Isles and Everyone and their mother still treats you the same in Cyrodiil and in Oblivion, including certain types who should know what you are now. Mankar Cameron especially should know, and if not him, certainly the Dremora. However, this would have required much more extra dialog recording and time to implement and would have heavily altered much of the game as a result, which no doubt would have pushed the expansion beyond the deadline.
 * Voranil. In the words of the UESP Wiki: He throws the best parties every weekend, and anybody who's anybody in the city goes there. Unfortunately, that doesn't include you, and it never will. It doesn't matter if you're the Grand Champion of the Arena, the Arch-Mage of the Mages Guild, and head of every other faction in the game. It doesn't matter if you own the nicest, most beautifully-furnished house in the city, or in Cyrodiil for that matter.
 * Dummied Out: The Lock spell, mainly so as to not break NPC's scripts and such.
 * A city, Sutch, appeared in early versions of the game's map, but does not appear in the actual game. Fort Sutch, the unmarked "Attack on Fort Sutch" quest, and a handful of leftover text are all that remain of it in the released game. It would have been located just north-west of Kvatch, and likely would have contained the Chapel of Kynareth, which is also absent in the game.
 * But as with much anything, there's a mod that adds Sutch into the game as it was originally planned.
 * Dungeon Bypass: In many forts and Ayleid ruins, the final door, after the boss mob and reward chest, leads to a ledge overlooking the entrance, so that you can jump down and leave immediately rather than have to backtrack through an empty dungeon. With sufficient Acrobatics skill (it can be fortified over 200 if necessary), you can jump up to the ledge and work backwards, surprising the boss from behind, and immediately claiming the most lucrative loot.
 * A different but significantly easier one is
 * Dysfunction Junction: Most aren't given any background story, but several character's pasts are implied to be this. Most notably with members of the Dark Brotherhood (which is fitting because it explains how they became psychopaths to begin with).
 * Skingrad. The blacksmith's an alcoholic, the town trader's in a loveless common-law marriage with his maid, one alchemist's a necrophiliac, the other hasn't been outside for years, and there's a paranoid wood elf convinced that half the city's population is trying to kill him. Then there's the Count and his right-hand man... Yet despite everything, Skingrad is noted as being one of the most prosperous counties in Cyrodiil.
 * Easily Angered Shopkeeper: Each NPC in the game has an assigned "responsibility" value, which determines how strictly they follow the law and also how they will report violations of the law. While Imperial Waterfront inhabitants might steal food and cheer on a fight rather than report it to guards, shopkeepers will call for the guards if you so much as touch something without paying for it.
 * Easing Into the Adventure: The point of the tutorial dungeon.
 * Element Number Five: An alchemist in Shivering Isles theorizes that each of the four classical elements corresponds to a part of the body (fire is meat, earth is bone, water is blood and air is breath), and that these elements when brought together create the fifth element, Flesh.
 * Sixth element, actually; she believes that Light is the fifth element, and that when combined with the other four in the forms mentioned it creates flesh. As Sheogorath says; "I didn't know there were five already!"
 * Emo: Dementia blacksmith Cutter from Shivering Isles ALMOST plays this straight. She's halfway between emo and psycho, with serious self-esteem issues and a self-cutting habit, but she also seems to like wounding others and tests all her weapons "personally". There's always fresh blood on her work floor.
 * Empathic Weapon: Dawn/Duskfang, which grows in power for every 12 enemies it kills, although this has to be done every day and night and only affects it after dawn or dusk, hence the name.
 * This weapon is actually four weapons in one, two of which are upgraded or "superior" versions of the "base weapons" (Dawnfang and Duskfang). The sword "morphs" into a form appropriate for the current time of day, and if you've slaughtered enough enemies before that point, it will morph into the superior version of its counterpart. For example, Dawnfang will morph into Superior Duskfang at night.
 * Empty Levels: Leveling up in a manner that is remotely intuitive - say, by choosing your main skills as those you expect to use often and leveling up when you have the option on the assumption that gaining a level will make you stronger - will result in a character's abilities increasing minutely while the enemies around you transform from annoyances to nightmares. Many people just bypass the whole aggravating "leveling up" process by never sleeping.
 * End of an Age: It is heavily implied that by the time of the next game, the Empire will be over. As for the answer to that...
 * Enemy Chatter: Nothing special, but occasionally if you're quiet and just stand around and listen, you will hear enemy NPC's talking amongst themselves (Necromancers, bandits, marauders, vampires, guards, etc).
 * Escort Mission: A few, but by far the most annoying one is the quest The Wayward Knight. Farwil Indarys, your escortee and complete Leeroy Jenkins, will run into battle against enemies far stronger than he, and even worse will completely ignore environmental dangers. He'll even follow enemies off cliffs!
 * Mr. Fanservice: Lucien Lachance is quite popular among fangirls. "Hot damn!"
 * Eternally Pearly-White Teeth
 * Even Evil Has Standards: The Dark Brotherhood might kill almost anyone, but even they seem to draw the line at the thought of killing the Emperor himsef... though this might be because his death is actually quite bad as far as keeping the barriers to Oblivion in place.
 * Even Insanity Has Standards - In the Shivering Isles, addiction to a poisonous drug and Cold-Blooded Torture are perfectly fine, but ? Unthinkable!
 * It gets worse! Some horrible person did the unspeakable crime of He was executed for his heinous crime.
 * Which is why  Probably the dev team Leaning on the Fourth Wall there.
 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep":
 * The Prophet in Knights of the Nine
 * The Stranger in Anvil
 * Justified due to the fact that . In fact.
 * The Adoring Fan.
 * The player character is referred to in various ways, usually related to their prior accomplishments (Grand Champion of the Arena, Hero of Kvatch, Champion of Cyrodiil, etc.). When fighting in the Arena proper, they are allowed to select a nickname, though.
 * Everything Fades: Without mods or using console cheats, as long as you don't leave the area corpses never disappear; even if you do leave, it takes three in-game days for the cell to reset. Can be rather troublesome since the developers didn't give the ability to remove corpses like they did in Morrowind.
 * Morally Unpleasant Overlord - Mehrunes Dagon.
 * Evil Counterpart: The Order of the Black Worm, to Necromancy in general. The Blackwood Company is essentially what the Fighters Guild would be like if they didn't have a shred of morality or decency.
 * Exactly What It Says on the Tin: There's a shop called Rindir's Staffs. It's owned by Rindir. He sells magical staffs. Imagine that.
 * Face Heel Turn: As the plot of Shivering Isles progresses, several citizens defect to the Forces of Order,
 * Faceless Goons: Dremora, Aurorans, and Knights of Order tend to wear face-concealing helmets.
 * Fake Difficulty: Dependent on the difficulty you're playing on.
 * Fake Ultimate Hero:, who killed his old adventuring partners for a magical amulet and covered it up by planting evidence suggesting they were vampires.
 * False Innocence Trick: In one quest you can buy a house, only to find that it's haunted. Investigation reveals the corpse of a lich (imprisoned for being evil) who claim's he's turned good after having time to reflect on his crimes. Unfortunately Stupidity Is the Only Option if you want to complete the quest.
 * Fantastic Racism: There actually isn't too much of this in Cyrodiil; it's a very racially diverse place and most folks are very accepting. Although you do get the occasional negative comment directed towards your character's race. The bottom of this page shows that character's base disposition towards you is partly based upon what race you play. Everyone hates the poor Dunmer and the poor Orcs.
 * Countess Alessia Caro despises the beast races. Her speech towards you if you play a Khajit or Argonian barely even tries to disguise this. . Which makes it so much fun to kill her over and over again.
 * One minor NPC has a hobby of fostering discord between Argonians and Khajit. If you talk to him and you happen to belong to one of those two races, he'll tell you a member of the other race insulted you behind your back.
 * Interesting variation in the quest Whodunit, where you're locked in a mansion with five people of various races, including a Breton, a Nord, a Redguard, a Dark Elf, and an Imperial. The Breton is racist against the Dark Elf, but the most extreme racism is displayed by the Redguard towards the Nord; which is to say that the worst hatred isn't between the fantasy races, but between the humans.
 * The first character you meet in the game, Valen Dreth, has a different set of insults for you depending on the race you've chosen.
 * Fantasy Counterpart Culture: The Elder Scrolls loves this trope.
 * The Nords are the obvious example. They're inspired by the Scandinavian peoples of northern Europe.
 * The Redguards are Africans.
 * The Imperials are mostly based on Romans (They have an Emperor, their armies are organised into Legions, their capital has a gladiator arena etc.).
 * Bretons are French/Celts.
 * Although we never see Akavir, it's apparently based on China and Japan.
 * Fantasy Kitchen Sink: Imps, unicorns, spirits, demons, vampires...
 * Cyrodiil itself is primarily medieval Europe, owing a lot to Arthurian legend. The Empire and the Imperial Legion mix together the ancient Roman Empire with kings and knights. Asian influences exist thanks to the Akaviri. However, many of the towns and cities better resemble the Americas from the early colonial period to the 1800s, with cobblestone paved streets and raised sidewalks. Clothing also heavily mixes ancient and modern styles, from medieval clothing to things that may have been worn in the 1700s.
 * Fast Forward Mechanic: The act of resting allows the player to skip any amount of hours in-game.
 * Fate Worse Than Death: Relmyna's experiments, whom she kills over and over to get her methods just right. She does bring "the worthy ones" back to life for good at the end, but how traumatized must they be?
 * Camoran's Paradise, where his followers are killed by daedra, reborn, and killed again.
 * Fauxshadow: When you first hear of the Prophet in Knights of the Nine, you may think that he's just a typical doom saying wacko..
 * Fetch Quest: there aren't too many of these, thankfully. However, the Cheydinhal Mages' Guild quest is rather an egregious example: you are sent to retrieve something from a well just outside the building. When you return, less than a minute later, you are informed that a heated argument took place and the guild leader abandoned his post.
 * It Makes Sense in Context, though.
 * Final Battle
 * Fire and Brimstone Hell: Mehrunes Dagon's realm of Oblivion, the Deadlands, is basically a classic interpretation of hell.
 * Fireballs
 * First Person Ghost
 * Foreboding Architecture: See that giant black tower in the distance, with spikes sticking out of the top? Oh yes. You just know that whatever is in there, it will want to kill you on sight.
 * See that smaller tower right next to you? It wants to kill you too. And it doesn't care if it sees you.
 * Foreshadowing: Some people will talk about unrest in Summerset about an Aldmeri uprising. Skyrim expands on this with the Aldmeri Dominion.
 * Forest Ranger: The Imperial Legion has rangers roaming through the woods. Also, apparently the Bosmer are really good at this sorta thing.
 * Freudian Excuse: the assassin who betrays the Dark Brotherhood has one in the form of his dead mother. It's a bit more justified than most Freidian excuses simply because
 * Game Mod: Enough of them to build several whole new games. In fact, several mods are there for just that purpose. Sadly, Sturgeon's Law is in effect for many of them.
 * Nehrim: At Fate’s Edge by SureAI is one of the better ones, expansive enough to warrant its own page here.
 * Some of the more renowned mods include Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul (removes leveled enemies in favor of hand placed, as well as other tweaks), Deadly Reflex (A complex combat overhaul), Martigan's Monster Mod (adds literally hundreds of new monsters, many of which are hand made) and The Lost Spires (Lengthy quest mod with a complex story about the ancient history of Tamriel).
 * Don't forget Kvatch Rebuilt, which sees the burnt town restored and, well, rebuilt. Trade And Commerce lets the player own a shop to sell goods through rather than having to sell everything to stores. Then there are mods which completely rewrite lore, such as A Path Of Dawn which lets the player join the Mythic Dawn, and many, many mods which expand on the Dark Brotherhood. Player homes, armor display mannequins, weapons and armor and even tweaks to the crime system, merchant system... beautification mods, mods to make the game run better on lower-end systems, level uncappers... if you can ask for it, there's a good chance a mod exists for it.
 * Get Into Jail Free: A sidequest involves getting yourself imprisoned to gain the trust of an inmate, who you are told has hidden a stash of treasure somewhere.
 * A nonstandard use is in the very beginning. Why am I in jail? "Perhaps the Gods have placed you here so that we may meet."
 * Giant Mook: The Xivilai, massive daedra who wield battle axes and warhammers in one hand.
 * The Knights of the Nine expansion also adds Aurorans, humanoid Daedra associated with Meridia, that wear golden armor and feature the same hulking body structure as the Xivilai. They act as Umaril's personal army of Smash Mooks, and wield Ayleid Battle-Axes in combat.
 * Gladiator Subquest: The Arena.
 * Godiva Hair: The mermaid statue in Anvil.
 * God Was My Co-Pilot: It is strongly implied in Knights of the Nine that
 * Gonk: It's evident that the developers tweaked the face generator a little far to produce Kalthar and the inhabitants of Hackdirt.
 * Hacking Minigame: The improved lock-picking system. Arguably the Speechcraft system as well, raising some interesting existential questions.
 * Hammerspace Police Force
 * Heel Face Turn: Eldamil, a Mythic Dawn member in Mankar Camoran's Paradise who helps the player out of regret over his role in the emperor's assassination and the siege of Kvatch.
 * Hell Gate: The Oblivon Gates.
 * Hero Antagonist: Naturally there are a few of these in the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood quest lines.
 * Heroic Bastard: Martin is the bastard son of dear old Emperor Uriel, which is the reason why the assassins weren't as quick to get to him, so you had time to save his life. Yet despite the fact that almost nobody knew of his existence until now (even he wasn't aware that he was the Emperor's son until you told him), when everyone finds out they immediately kneel before him and treat him with total respect as their Emperor.
 * Heroic Sacrifice: commits suicide by trapping his own soul inside of the colossal black soul gem, so the player can defeat the King of Worms.
 * Senseless Sacrifice: An example of Gameplay and Story Segregation, it's just an oversight but if the player skips taking the Colossal Black Soul Gem, there is absolutely no difference in the fight with Mannimarco. The point of the gem is so that Mannimarco cannot instant kill you by turning you into a thrall (if you watch, he tries this by casting several spells at you with no effect at the beginning of the fight), the game itself however, does not have that effect.
 * He Who Fights Monsters: There's actually nothing stopping you from going out and killing everyone that can be killed, leaving Cyrodill a desolate wasteland populated by a handfull of people before Mehrunes Dagon is even mentioned.
 * Hey, It's That Voice!: Jean-Luc Picard is Emperor Uriel Septim.
 * Boromir is Martin Septim.
 * General Zod is Mankar Camoran.
 * Hide Your Children
 * High Fantasy: Very much so.
 * Hold Your Hippogriffs: Averted oddly enough. Methredhel uses the phrase "Pull the plug", despite neither modern electricity or bath tubs existing in the world.
 * The Horde: Mehrunes Dagon's army of Daedra during the assaults on Bruma and the Imperial City.
 * Horned Humanoid: The Dremora.
 * Horny Devils: The Dark Seducers' name implies this, but it really isn't true. " Seductive" they sure as heck ain't. Unfortunately.
 * Hundred-Percent Heroism Rating: You have to settle for the occasional compliment ("You're the one who closed the demon gate! The Hero of Kvatch!"). Although you get these based on your actions regardless of your fame or infamy. NPCs' disposition towards you also increases as your fame rating increases.
 * Oh, and you do get a statue of your character built (it's essentially a copy of your character model at the time the quest was completed but stone textured).
 * Which is modeled with the most valuable items you have with you when you do this. There is a very nice and thus valuable dagger you get from the Brotherhood, which will take precedence. It just looks silly - full regalia, big armour, giant shield, ramming a 3 inch dagger into the sky...
 * Although, apparently, if you have enough torches in your inventory at the time of completion, your weapon will be on fire!
 * Oblivion tracks fame and infamy separately so you can be greeted heartily when you approach a guard and then be chastised for being a thief when you talk to him.
 * Hunting the Most Dangerous Game: The quest "Caught in the Hunt".
 * Hyperspace Arsenal: While you're not able to carry an infinite amount of stuff, you can pack several hundred pounds worth of stuff into an invisible pocket. Each item has a weight value, and based on your Strength stat, you can carry so much stuff(1 point of Strength = 5 pounds of encumbrance). Warriors who raise strength can carry more things(up to 500 pounds with a max 100 strength), and spells/effects such as Feather exist to lighten your load even further. Also, being highly skilled(Expert or Master rank) in either of the Light or Heavy armor attributes decreases the weight of armor you have equipped- at Master skill rank, heavy type armor will weigh nothing when worn. It's possible to actually have more items in your inventory than you can carry, but you will not be able to move, and negative effects such as Burden or Drain/Damage Strength can lower encumbrance. The only visible items in your total inventory are whatever you have equipped at the time.
 * But this largely seems to affect the player only. NPCs usually only carry a limited stock of goods and rarely pick up anything, and even Burden spells are rarely effective to keep them in place.
 * This is taken to extremes due to a bug that effects the Duelists in the Shivering Isles. Each one carries up to several THOUSAND copies of their weapon in inventory with no ill effects, though trying to take all those weapons for yourself(pickpocketing/character death) can either leave you over-encumbered, or glitch the game severely. The Unofficial Patch fixes this.
 * I Am Dying Please Take My Macguffin: The plot that is presented to us at the beginning of the game plays out this trope to a tee. With the Amulet of Kings being the MacGuffin.
 * I Hate You, Vampire Dad: invokes this on himself.
 * If You're So Evil Eat This Kitten: The final step to being initiated into the Mythic Dawn is to murder a prisoner as as sacrifice to Mehrunes Dagon.
 * I Know You Know I Know: Both the Paranoia quest in Skingrad and being the Duchess of Dementia's "Grand Inquisitor" in the Shivering Isles.
 * Impossible Item Drop: Sometimes common enemies carry random valuable loot.
 * Impossible Thief: The Dark Brotherhood agent that asks if you want to join will always appear when you rest, even if this rest will take you into a dream world that needs a special amulet to enter.
 * Indestructible Edible: Many of the places you visit, from caves to ancient dungeons that have been abandoned for hundreds of years, will have perfectly edible food stashed away in containers. Then again, this is a world that seems to lack any stort of refridgeration or food preservation yet all foods you find will be perfectly fresh, even stuff found on the floor.
 * Infinity-1 Sword: Umbra. Not quite as spectacular as the Plus Ones, but is the best one-handed weapon in terms of damage and can Soul Trap, and you can get it even if you're fresh out of the tutorial... of course, killing Umbra to get her sword and gear will be nigh impossible unless you're well prepared.
 * Infinity+1 Sword: Several, as befits the series. Some examples:
 * Umaril's Sword: A ridiculously powerful two-handed sword that can be looted from the final boss of Knights Of the Nine.
 * And, of course, the trademark Daedra Prince Artifacts (Azura's Star, Wabbajack, etc) are available upon completing their Prince's quest.
 * Informed Ability:
 * The main quest contains many claims the empire is in chaos with the Emperor's assassination. The game fails to show any actual chaos outside of Kvatch.
 * An advertisement for the Red Diamond says it has the best guards, but it in fact has no guards. In fact, it's one of the easiest and most profitable places to rob, as it's the only store with inventory of any value that respawns (due to being in containers that are easily opened with the easily stolen key).
 * Ironic Echo: "You're going to die in here!" and "All of Tamreil will know my name" the 2nd time, he is heard taunting a guard that "All of Tamreil will know my name" when he is released, his killing winds up a major headline. fling those exact words back at him before murdering him.
 * Irony: It is revealed that Gaiden Shinji, whose "The best techniques are passed down by the survivors." quote started Arena, was not a survivor. People still think he is amazing though.
 * Interspecies Romance: Lord Lovidicus, an Imperial nobleman, and Luktuv gro-Malog, an Orsimer (aka Orc) woman.
 * A few others if you count the human/ Bosmer couple in Anvil and the Fo'c'sle.

"Player:"I'll take this key from your corpse." Kathutet:"Your mind follows the simple path ... the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.""
 * Jerkass: Many.
 * Valen Dreth, the prisoner in the Imperial dungeons you meet in the prologue. No matter what race or gender you are, Dreth will mock and insult you and assure you're going to end your days in prison. When you return to the prison he can also be heard hurling ineffectual insults at the guards.
 * Glenroy the Blade, also met in the prologue, may also count. He is very distrustful and rude of the player and at one point suggests killing you just in case you are working with the assassins. To be fair to him, though, he does warm slightly up to you if you prove yourself useful and he is pretty justified in being suspicious of some random prisoner.
 * Alval Uvani, who brushes off every attempt to speak with him by saying: "I have no time for your pathetic attempts at small talk. Now walk away, before I get nasty!"
 * The entire skooma-dealing Orum gang in Cheydinhal except Borba.
 * M'raaj-Dar, the Khajiit merchant in the Cheydinhal Dark Brotherhood sanctuary is extremely rude and hostile torwards the player... but he apologizes torwards you just in time for the mission that demands that you kill him.
 * Voranil, as mentioned under Dude, Where's My Respect?. Cheydinhal seems to attract these guys.
 * Mazoga the Orc, at least when you first meet her. She takes an exceptionally rude and peremptory manner with you and Weebam-Na, and insists that you address her with her self-given style of "Sir Mazoga".
 * Jerkass Gods: A few of the Daedra Lords, namely Mehrunes Dagon, Boethiah, Jyggalag, and Molag Bal. However, not all of them: most of them are just really weird rather than evil, and some like Azura and Meridia actually seem nice... Sort of.
 * Just Before the End: The end of the Cyrodillic Empire to be exactly. The Septim bloodline is gone and the empire itself in a weakened state. Npc's in the game already talk about the High Elves planning to go against the empire and, after finishing the main quest, they tell some of the provinces plan on seceding.
 * Karmic Death: In one ending of the Umbacano questline, In the other, you kill him.
 * Kill'Em All: There are lots of scripted NPC deaths in the game. Let's leave it at that.
 * Played straight in the Who Dun It quest.
 * Kleptomaniac Hero: Optional for the player, but not profitable unless you either a.) join the Thieves Guild, b) have the Thieves' Den DLC installed and have bought yourself the fence at Dunbarrow Cove, or c.) use stolen ingredients to manufacture potions.
 * Knight Templar: Jyggalag and his Forces of Order.
 * In-Game Novel: Tons. Most of them aren't full length novels, but some are.
 * In Universe Game Clock: The standard "one ingame hour is equivalent to one real life minute".
 * This actually defaults to "one ingame hour is equivalent to two real life minutes", and can be easily changed via console, at least in the PC version.
 * Irrelevant Importance: Once you get your hands on them, quest items are eternally stuck in your inventory. The game will never ever let you dump quest items. Even if they've already served their purpose and the said quest has been completed.
 * But considering that quest items typically have a weight value of 0, it's not really a big deal anyway
 * This isn't always true. Most quest items have their quest flag turned off (allowing them to be dropped and also giving them weight) when they are no longer vital to their relevant quest, but occasionally the scripting isn't set properly. One or two items that aren't ever vital to a quest are incorrectly set with the flag, making them undroppable and weightless as soon as they're given.
 * It's Up to You: Yes, that's right, player. The Emperor even said so himself. You alone must figure out how to stop an army of demons and batshit insane mortals from destroying the world.
 * Lady Land: The Shivering Isles' Daedric population is almost entirely female. Male Aureal/Mazken are a rare sight.
 * Inverted with the Deadlands' population of Dremora, which are almost exclusively male, with only a few females existing anywhere (they are found as archers of the Markynaz rank) in the entire game.
 * Large Ham -
 * Sheogorath is quite a captivating one.
 * Nords and Orcs are whole races of hams.
 * Imperial Guards. You know you're a Large Ham when upon seeing someone swipe a grape, you shout, "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
 * The Arena announcer is made of this trope, although in his line of work it's sort of expected.
 * The male Dremora, in addition to being fierce warriors, are exceptionally hammy when it comes to their various battle-cries. It certainly helps that they are voiced by the same actor as the Imperial males. Averted with the rare female Dremora, which due to an oversight in the game's development, are completely silent.
 * Late to the Party: When the player arrives at Kvatch and finds the city completely destroyed. And when the player arrives at the Bruma Mage's guildhall and finds.
 * Leeroy Jenkins: Pretty much every NPC in the game, but most notably the one in the Mages' Guild quest who tells you to follow him and runs straight into a deathtrap not 30 seconds after meeting.
 * There's also the son of the Count of Cheydinhal, who blindly ran into an Oblivion gate and got most of his men killed.
 * The Bruma Guard in the Main Quest are guilty of this. Why can’t you LIVE? Burd survives only because the game deems him necessary.
 * When fightng in the arena, the best strategy is to stay in the starting area and pick off your enemies with a bow and arrow as they run directly toward you instead of, say, hiding behind one of the many pillars in the arena.
 * Kathutet invokes this on the Player if he/she chooses to fight him for the Bands of the Chosen instead of doing his task.

"You're in Rindir's Staffs. And I'm Rindir. I sell magical staffs. Imagine that."
 * Lethal Lava Land: Inside the Oblivion Gates.
 * Let's Play: The Freelance Astronauts took a crack at one, featuring the adventures of dark elf Dongs REO Speedwagon. Thrill as a butterfly-winged assassin bludgeons victims to death with a fish, the main quest is abandoned due to lack of interest, Cyrodiil is plunged into carnage and mayhem unrelated to the Oblivion Crisis, and the game shudders itself apart due to dozens of variable-quality mods.
 * Level Editor: Dear god. With the Construction Set and a bit of imagination, the possibilities are endless.
 * Level Scaling: Oblivion's system has you constantly Min-Maxing just to survive. Needless to say, it's not well liked.
 * Light Is Not Good: Umaril and the Aurorans in Knights of the Nine. Also, Sheogorath's Golden Saints.
 * Limited Wardrobe: Rich merchants and members of the nobility have a choice of about three distinct outfits, which somehow magically take a gender-appropriate form for the wearer.
 * Loads and Loads of Loading: Some can experience issues with this, particularly on lower-end systems. Especially if one has a lot of mods in their game.
 * Locked Door: Probably the most egregious example is with barrels. Just how do you lock a barrel? And even so, why can't you just take a mace to it?
 * Lord British Postulate: Mehrunes Dagon is actually killable, he just has a ridiculous amount of health and regeneration. If you can figure out how to hit over 10000 (see Game Breaker/The Elder Scrolls), you can actually one-hit kill him.
 * Alternatively, use Wabbajack, then wail on the poor Daedric Prince. Cue melting god.
 * By "melting god" the refer to the fact that the Mehrunes Dagon character has no proper death animation programmed, and as a result of dying, the skeleton literally gives way and the 3D character model simply collapses to the ground. This will effectively happen with anything that has no proper skeleton installed, but is quite visible here just because Dagon is so damn BIG.
 * Low Level Advantage: Many players despise the leveling system used for enemies, firstly since it prevents any real advancement and secondly because it can actually cause a character to become weaker as they level "up". At higher levels, the later effect can cause enemies to become overpowered. The same mechanic can be exploited to become a Game Breaker. . Thankfully there is a difficulty slider if the game mechanic goes pathalogical.
 * A popular mod, "Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul", replaces this system with objective levels for enemies and loot, making player leveling meaningful.
 * Luck Stat: The Luck attribute.
 * Magic Is Mental
 * Mad Oracle: Dagail.
 * Mad Scientist: Relmyna Verenim is of the "monster expert" variety.
 * Magical Society: The Mages Guild, of course. The Altmeri society in the Summerset Isles is also said to be this, because the Altmer have a strong association with magic.
 * Magic Wand: Mage staffs.
 * Magitek: The DLC player home Frostcrag Spire is a prime example of this.
 * Also Xedilian, the order-obelesk powered adventure trapper dungeon in the Shivering Isles.
 * Ayleid Ruins and Daedric Realms are rife with Magitek as well.
 * The Magocracy: Pyandonea, the home of the mysterious Maormer (neither of which have been seen in any games to date). Also, Summerset Isle.
 * Malaproper: Lord Rogdumph.
 * Malevolent Architecture: Most prevalent inside of Oblivion Gates, but can also be seen quite a lot inside of Ayleid ruins and forts around Tamriel.
 * The Man Behind the Man: Mehrunes Dagon behind Mankar Camoran. Justified: the former is a god worshipped by the latter, who's trying to shape civilization to the tenets of his religion.
 * Manipulative Bastard: and.
 * Milkman Conspiracy: All the beggars of Cyrodiil are in collusion with the Thieves Guild.
 * Mirror Match: One of the bosses in Shivering Isles is a shadow clone of your character with all your attributes, skills, and spells.
 * Money Spider: Sometimes generic enemies (rats, mudcrabs, imps, wolves) will be carrying a small amount gold.
 * Moral Guardians: There was a huge controversy shortly after the game was released when a nude mod was released that used textures present on the game's DVD. This prompted the ESRB to re-examine the game and re-rate it from T to M, though the nude mod was not the reason for it; they apparently missed some of the prominently displayed burning hanging corpses and other images they deemed "disturbing." Remembering how Take-Two suffered from Hot Coffee, it's surprising they didn't take measures to prevent.
 * Mordor: The appropriately named Deadlands, Mehrunes Dagon's realm of Oblivion.
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Relmyna Verenim.
 * Murder, Inc. / Career Killers: the Dark Brotherhood.
 * My Grandma Can Do Better Than You: When you first join the arena, the Blademaster tells your character that his grandma could beat you. And she's dead.
 * My Species Doth Protest Too Much: is pretty much the only vampire that doesn't want to kill you and drink your blood.
 * Kathutet, who you meet in Mankar Camoran's Paradise, is the friendliest (well, the least aggressive) Dremora in the game. In reality, he's just as rude towards mortals as any other Daedra, but he sees the player as a Worthy Opponent for defeating his comrades in the siege of Kvatch, and even agrees to provide you with the means to move on through the related quest, should you agree to do a favor for him. of course, you can just kill him, and carry on like normal.
 * Considering his "favor" involves, killing him may be the preferred option.
 * "Innocent" may be subjective there though... after all, they ARE Mythic Dawn members, who will often be bragging about killing the Emperor and how they think it's great that Mehrunes Dagon will soon be invading Tamriel. Standing by and listening to their conversations may very well be reason enough to unleash the horrible monster upon them.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Mehrunes Dagon, Malacath, Molag Bal...
 * Never My Fault: After is murdered, she spends up until the very end of the questline putting the blame entirely on you and Oreyn.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: During roughly the first half of the Fighter's Guild questline, you and another, high ranking guildmate help the Guildmaster's timid son grow in confidence to prepare him for when he inherits the guild. The good news is that it works, the bad news is that
 * An earlier quest has another cave full of trolls that will probably get him (and you) knocked out instantly. It's considered a better idea to go into the cave beforehand and kill them one by one first.
 * In the "Where Spirits Have Lease" quest, you end up playing right into the monster of the sidequest's hands. Thankfully, you're able to correct your error immediately afterwards.
 * Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: In the immensely popular mod "The Lost Spires",
 * No Bulk Discounts
 * No Ending: Aside from the fact you can continue playing after the game is over, the fact that the Uriel Septim line, the game finishes with a major question unresolved.
 * No-Gear Level: Happens during Sanguine's shrine quest, where you cast a spell on the Countess of Leyawiin and her company that causes them all to be stripped naked. It also causes the player to lose their equipment and entire inventory, so you've got to face the guards unarmored and unarmed.
 * Non-Lethal KO: NPC's that are flagged as essential will only be knocked unconscious if their health is reduced to zero, rather than killed, to prevent the player from making quests Unwinnable.
 * Non-Mammal Mammaries: The lizard people, Argonians.
 * The females of the three Daedric races (Dremora, Golden Saint, and Dark Seducer) and other lesser Daedra (Flame Atronachs, Spider Daedra) have breasts, despite the fact that Daedra cannot produce life.
 * Noodle Implements: At his shrine, Sheogorath asks for an offering of a lesser soul gem, a head of lettuce and some yarn.
 * Noodle Incident: We never find out what exactly happened to Archmage Traven to make him hate necromancy so much.
 * It's also never revealed why the PC is in prison, with the Emperor pretty much saying "Who cares? A demon invasion is underway!" To correct for this, there's a mod where you start in the basic world, and the first crime you get arrested for in the Imperial City starts the main plot.
 * No Sympathy
 * Nothing Is Scarier: In-universe literary example: "Vralla, go give your parents a big hug."
 * NPC Scheduling
 * The Nudifier: In Oblivion, there is a quest for the Daedric Prince Sanguine which requires the Player Character to cast the spell "Stark Reality" at a dinner party. The spell strips everyone in the vicinity to their undergarments. The Ring of Disrobing in Shivering Isles has a similar effect.
 * Obvious Beta: Despite being an overwhelming success, this game is plagued by many, many, many major bugs, glitches and serious technical problems. Even with an unofficial patch for the unofficial patch on top of the latest official patch, numerous Game Breaking Bugs still persist, which can seriously interfere through normal gameplay, such as the notorious "nVidia black screen bug". Cue Cluster F-Bomb.
 * Obviously Evil: Seriously, he has black, messy rat's nest hair, a near permanent scowl, thick eyebrows, and he's a colossal dick. Oh, and he's a Necromancer.
 * Oh My Gods: "By the Nines / Nine Divines!"
 * "By Azura! By Azura! By Azzzzura!! It's the Grand Champion!!"
 * Older Is Better: Ancient Elven and Dwemer gear is better than most modern armors and weapons.
 * Omnicidal Maniac: Mehrunes Dagon, the Daedra and the Mythic Dawn.
 * Omnicidal Neutral: An option for the player.
 * One-Time Dungeon: The Painted World area, a dream sequence that can't be returned to, and . Also, closing an Oblivion gate destroys that instance, although it's possible (and indeed likely) to find an identical map behind another gate, but completing the main quest line permanently closes all the gates, cutting off access to Oblivion entirely.
 * Only Mostly Dead: Umaril's main ability. in order to kill him for good.
 * Only the Worthy May Pass: At the end of the Mehrunes' Razor DLC.
 * The Order: The Blades, the Dark Brotherhood, the Thieves' Guild, and the Knights of the Nine from the eponymous DLC.
 * Order Reborn: The Knights of the Nine
 * Order Versus Chaos: The theme of the Shivering Isles main quest.
 * Organ Drops: Daedra hearts, imp galls, daedra venin.
 * Our Vampires Are Different: Not drinking blood makes a vampire PC stronger, but with more weaknesses (you become more vampiric the longer it has been since you drank blood). Also, you get infected with the vampire virus if bitten by an NPC vampire, but for some reason NPCs don't get infected when you bite them. Cyrodiil vampires are different from Morrowind vampires, as they were from Daggerfall vampires. An in-game book confirms there are regional breeds of vampires.
 * Vicente Valtieri has a severe allergy to garlic, but this trait is unique among vampires. Nonetheless, the "vampires are weakened by garlic" myth still exists in Cyrodiil.
 * Our Zombies Are Different: You can collect their flesh. And you can eat it. And brew it into a potion to drink.
 * Petting Zoo People: The Khajiits and Argonians.
 * Point and Click Map
 * Pressure Plate: You see these a lot in forts and Ayleid ruins.
 * Psycho Serum: Hist.
 * Punctuated for Emphasis: Malacath. Is not. Popular. At parties!
 * Randomly Generated Levels: Like Daggerfall, Bethesda built the non-quest non-Oblivion dungeons out of existing dungeons pieces and randomly spliced them into a "new" dungeon that gets used for every copies instance of that dungeon. Unlike Daggerfall, you aren't busy getting lost, and the dungeon pieces are are much more distinct looking, making it very noticeable (Indeed, there were a few instance of "leftovers" from quests in some dungeons in early versions). Additionally all spawns and loot are randomly chosen from leveled lists.
 * The terrain is also computer generated through simulated soil erosion. It sounds neat, but it is very noticeably featureless as a result.
 * Rage Against the Heavens: This is what Umaril is supposedly intending to do in Knights of the Nine, although how exactly isn't clear.
 * Rat Stomp: Subverted. The first Fighter's Guild mission is entitled "A Rat Problem", but when you talk to the owner of the house you discover that the rats are her pets and that the "problem" is that they keep getting attacked by mountain lions.
 * Rainbow Pimp Gear: Neon green glass armour. That works, sure.
 * The Amber armor from Shivering Isles adds to the hilarity. Now you've got some road-sign yellow armor to go with the neon green.
 * Rare Candy: Hermaeus Mora's Oghma Infinium, and to a lesser extent Sigil Stones.
 * Real Is Brown: Notably averted, but moreso if your system can run with HDR enabled.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Mania and Dementia in the Shivering Isles, though it's more like yellow and dark violet.
 * Red Sky, Take Warning: When you get close to an Oblivion gate, the sky turns blood red and a thunderstorm rolls in.
 * Religion of Evil: Rhe Dark Brotherhood and the Mythic Dawn Cult.
 * Averted with the other Daedric cults. Sometimes.
 * Retirony: Grommok in the Shivering Isles quest Baiting the Trap. Direct quote from his journal - "We're going to head north and explore the area around Niben Bay today. I hope that something else like this turns up on our adventures. Then I'm going to retire!". Depending on the players actions,
 * Enforced in the Dark Brotherhood quest Permanent Retirement, which requires the player to kill a newly retired Imperial Legion commander who spent his life investigating and interfering with the Dark Brotherhood's 'operations'.
 * Revenue Enhancing Devices: The Horse Armor DLC. Long since made into a meme or a Running Gag, even by Bethesda itself -- on April 1, 2009 the price of all Oblivion DLC was halved, except for the Horse Armor DLC, which had its price doubled.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin: Anvil's resident Butt Monkey, Norbert Lelles, is the proprietor of a shop whose sign is misspelled to read "Lelles' Quality Mercandise", which draws many amused comments from various NPCs.
 * RPGs Equal Combat
 * Ruins for Ruins Sake: Outdoors, unless the woods are dense, you are rarely out of sight of one set of ruins or another.
 * Rules of the Game: In the Arena.
 * Run, Don't Walk: Most players will find themselves doing this. Because for some reason, no matter how high leveled you are, the PC always walks extremely slowly. Even slower than NPC characters.
 * Saving the World: From an army of apocalyptic demon monsters. You know, the usual.
 * Scary Impractical Armor: Daedric armour.
 * Scenery Porn: Lots and lots of it. Especially in Shivering Isles, whose titular region looks a lot like the more "unusual" areas of Morrowind, but some players even complained about seeing grass and forests everywhere. And it's too bad you can only visit  once ...
 * Sealed Evil in a Can: Mehrunes Dagon.
 * Secret Police: The Blades.
 * Secret Test of Character: During the Knights of the Nine quest chain, you have to talk to the Prophet. He fills you in on some evil that's plaguing the lands, and then talks about recovering some relics. He asks if you're worthy enough to find them, but if you say anything other than "no/not ready", he mocks you and says that you don't need his help in finding them since you're already such an awesome hero. However, if you say you're not ready, he tells you that a humble heart is the first step and allows you to continue the quest chain.
 * Seeking Sanctuary: Each city has a church where you can go and pray and be healed of any afflictions you've picked up. Some also have beds to rest in.
 * Servile Snarker: Haskill.
 * The Siege:
 * Sequel Hook: "When the next Elder Scroll is written, you will be its scribe."
 * Set a Mook to Kill a Mook: You can use magic to summon monsters that would normally try to kill you on sight when encountered, who will fight other monsters for you, even of their own kind. There's also the Frenzy spell.
 * Shaped Like Itself:

""I love my work. Fire, frost, shock, poison... Little presents for Kynareth's cute little woodland creatures.""
 * Shoplift and Die: Oh yes. Though not as badly done as in Morrowind; normal NPCs don't immediately go apeshit, swarm attack you and try kill you on sight if caught stealing. They do, however, start screaming like morons and any nearby guards will come running. And then if you refuse to pay gold or go to jail, they'll kill you.
 * Shout-Out:
 * Explaining the literally split personalities in Split, a townsman says, "A Wizard Did It."
 * The luck spell "The Dark One's own luck," is a reference to Wheel of Time.
 * There is a Dark Brotherhood quest in which you have to join a party with a group of strangers but only to kill all the others off without exposing your real identity, its called "Whodunit?"
 * One of the many quests involving the retrieval of an artifact from a ruin is called Nothing you can Possess. You might be able to guess how things play out.
 * The quest called "A Shadow Over Hackdirt", which involves you going into a rundown and very much xenophobic village with suspicious residents who worship something called "The Brethrens" and turns out to make human sacrifices. Heck, you even find a Cthulhu Bible.
 * To enter the Shivering Isles, you have to enter the mouth of madness.
 * One of the first Fighter's Guild missions you can get is a shout out, and Lampshade Hanging to the first Fighter's Guild mission you can get in Balmora, in Morrowind. In Morrowind, you're contracted to kill the rats in a woman's basement. In Oblivion, you're contracted to defend them.
 * In Shivering Isles, you can find a chest labeled "The Dark Chest of Wonders," and it contains the Ring of the Oceanborn.
 * Sidequest: As per Elder Scrolls tradition, there's a hell of a lot of them. In fact, they make up the bulk of the gaming experience.
 * Skybox: Utilized exceptionally well. And the number of mods out there to enhance Oblivion's skies even further is mind blowing.
 * Sniping Mission: The Dark Brotherhood quest where you are ordered to kill Adamus Phillida with a special arrow. Though even if you're standing really far away and are well hidden from view, somehow the guards will always detect you...
 * Disected and explained by fans - the script for the arrow (which immediately kills Philida) doesn't activate until a split second after the arrow hits. Unless you're completely invisible, Philida will recognize he's under attack and will immediately report the crime before he croaks.
 * Sociopathic Hero: Relmyna Verenim. So much.
 * Spell My Name with an "S": It's Mankar CAMORAN, not Cameron! If you're not sure, check the in-game subtitles and character names.
 * Spoiler Title: Several sidequests, including but not limited to the following:
 * One sidequest has Reynald Jemane asking you to find out why someone has been impersonating him. This quest might have been interesting if it hadn't been named "Separated at Birth".
 * Archmage Traven sends you to retrieve a book from Count Janus Hassildor... but he has an ulterior motive. Which probably won't come as a major twist, considering that the quest is named "Ulterior Motives".
 * Super Not-Drowning Skills: Argonians can breathe underwater. PC's can breathe under water using spells or rings.
 * Stealth Pun: In The Shivering Isles, the first place the player visits on the Isles is called the Fringe, populated by the kind of crazy people you'll expect to meet, making it the "lunatic Fringe".
 * Sticks to the Back: Averted completely with bladed weapons (daggers, shortswords, and longswords), although instead it becomes "sticks to the side", since the scabbard sticks to the character's hip with nothing visibly holding it in place. The same goes with maces and axes. Played completely straight, however, with two handed weapons, bows, and arrow quivers.
 * Stripperiffic: The Huntsman Leather shirt and pants. When equipped to females, becomes nothing but a furry bra and tight revealing pants.
 * Stuck Items: The game won't allow you to drop quest essential items. This is to prevent you from making a quest Unwinnable by losing quest-essential items. Also, said items are weightless. Unfortunately many items will not properly have the "undroppable" tag removed long after they are no longer needed and at least once (Molag Bal's quest) an item that needs to be dropped to complete a quest may get flaged as undroppable. Most of these are unfixed as of the last official patch, requiring fan-made patches to fix (If you are on a console, well, sucks to be you).
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Delphine Jend of the Bravil Mages Guild prides herself on the creation of the "Enemies Explode" spell, and just loves destruction magic in general.

""This hardly seems the time to summon me. Not when is busy invading My Realm. You mortals are just a hoot. I hate hoots.""
 * Stylish Protection Gear: Glass armor and weapons. Yes, that's right, glass.
 * Although to be fair, in-game lore states that it's not strictly regular glass but volcanic glass and obsidian crafted over a base of regular weapons/armor, making it somewhat more believable.
 * If one can call radioactive green volcanic glass believable. Fortunately, there are mods to change the color.
 * Sundial Waypoint: One of the clues is only seen when the sun shines from a certain angle (at a certain time of day) on a gravestone.
 * Survivor Guilt: Baurus
 * Suspicious Spending: Ulrich Leland lines his pockets with the extortionate fines he imposes on the citizens of Cheydinhal, raising suspicions among his men, who question how a captain's salary can pay for some of the things in his quarters.
 * Sympathetic Inspector Antagonist: Hieronymus Lex, a recurring thorn in the side for the Thieves Guild.
 * Taken for Granite: ultimate fate.
 * Take That: The character M'aiq the Liar is a walking (well, running) take that at The Elder Scrolls' Unpleasable Fanbase
 * And at furries and/or people who use nude mods. "Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
 * Take Your Time: With two exceptions, the Daedric invasion of Bruma and tracking down a fake vampire hunter also in Bruma, there's no quest situation that will get any worse if you ignore it entirely. This even includes major battles to defend cities. No, go ahead and play in the Wide Open Sandbox. The Legion of Doom will wait.
 * Talking to Himself: An unfortunate side effect of Bethesda's decision to have the game be fully voiced, while hiring only a handful of actors to voice over 1000 characters. It's quite possible you'll be hearing two NPCs conversing to each other with the exact same voice!
 * Team Pet: The Dark Brotherhood Cheydinhal sanctuary has Schemer the rat, the blue team at the Arena has Porkchop the boar, The Anvil branch of the Fighter's Guild has a dog called Mojo, and Anvil's Mage Guild has an imp called Sparky.
 * Tech Demo Game: Despite being released in 2006, the game can still stress out many of the newest computers to this day.
 * Technical Pacifist: You aren't allowed to kill people during Thieves Guild quests, but nothing says they can't die by any means that don't involve you. A good example of this is an early assignment where you need to raid a tomb with a guard. Opening the target grave will result in a ghost spawning, which isn't on the same side as the guard. If done at low levels (or in OOO) the guard won't have magic weapons or offensive spells and will easily die to the ghost.
 * The Computer Is a Lying Bastard: "Higher willpower allows you to defend against magical attacks."
 * The Dev Team Thinks of Everything: If you go to the Shrine of Sheogorath after, the quest briefing will be by Haskill instead of Sheogorath, and he'll even comment on the eccentricity of.
 * There's actually unique pieces of dialogue for this quest depending on which quest you are currently engaged in the Shivering Isles. It ranges from Sheogorath pondering why his Champion is outside the realm before he even assigned them to do anything, to scolding the player while his Realm is in danger from . Of course he decides there's always a bit of time for some fun anyway.


 * The Emperor: A benevolent one. And he's played by Patrick Stewart.
 * The Empire: The Imperial Guards appear to be power-hungry and corrupt. The best example of this is the Thieves Guild quests, since rather than being evil you're a Robin Hood type, and are constantly at odds with Heironymus Lex and other Guards.
 * The Other Darrin: The Emperor was played by an unknown local actor in Daggerfall, in this game he is played by Patrick Stewart
 * The Undead: Zombies. Animate skeletons. Ghosts that shriek like bats out of hell, wraiths and liches.
 * This Is the Part Where: You fall down and bleeeeeed to death!
 * Timed Mission: The Great Gate outside Bruma during the main quest. To a lesser extent, the resolution to the side quest 'A Brotherhood Betrayed'(you only have a day to bring Raynil Dralas down after finding out the truth about him, or else he makes his getaway with what would have been your reward).
 * Top Down View: You can achieve this in free camera mode.
 * Torture Technician: Relmyna again.
 * Town with a Dark Secret: Cheydinhal, the place where the Dark Brotherhood's base of operations is. But of course, the Count and many others deny it. There is also Hackdirt.
 * Translation Train Wreck: The German translation suffered from multitude of shortcomings, among them: unwieldy, misleading or incorrect item and spell names and descriptions. Even quest texts had errors. There was bad dialogue, fragements of the english orginal, widely different subtitles and so on. Neither the reviewing press nor the German fans were pleased. The latter rectified many issues with mods.
 * Troll: Sheogorath, obviously. Unlike the other Daedric princes who either have their preferred niche roles or see mortals as beneath them, Sheogorath prefers to mess with people to either drive them mad or just be a total jerkwad. Most Daedra may have made an artifact that cursed people into evil, he makes a staff that forces four harmless but annoying Scamps to follow a person around. He creates two all-female armies of his own Daedra to patrol both sides of his realm, and then makes them ate each other, which he then tops off by creating male versions just to further bug the crap out of his own elite guards. To make things worse, Sheogorath will literally send the player on pointless errands and dawdle on useless tasks instead of getting right into the matter of stopping the Greymarch. That's not counting that he helps bring about the end times prophecy of a small village, just because he thinks the village is dull and because they have an and times prophecy.
 * Sanguine is also this, but to a much lesser degree than Sheogorath. Sanguine seems to prefer harmless fun over driving people insane and acts on a smaller scale.
 * Clavicus Vile may also be one, but it's accidental and incidental to his actual goals.
 * Underground Level: Lots of them.
 * Unfortunate Name: Uuras the Shepherd, has been tirelessly mocked by fans as to the way the voice actor pronounces the name "your-ass".
 * Unperson: Putting on  makes the wearer one. To clarify, the
 * Unusual Euphemism: "Die, fetcher!" "Filthy s'wit!"
 * Unwitting Pawn:, in the Dark Brotherhood quest line.
 * Vendor Trash: Copious amounts of it.
 * Vicious Cycle: The Greymarch. Also, the fate of the Ascended Immortals in Kamoran's Savage Garden/Forbidden Grotto.
 * Video Game Caring Potential: Depending on how attached you become to some of the NPCs, you may reload certain battles multiple times to ensure that they survive past the time they're flagged as no longer essential, up to and including the ending.
 * Video Game Cruelty Potential: The game allows you to kill any non-essential characters in the game (although this may result in you failing quests that you haven't even started), and essential characters can just be knocked unconcious over and over again.
 * The sheer amount of videos on YouTube about killing certain people (or yourself) in Oblivion is astounding, but admit it, starting random rampages and mercilessly massacring the guards and citizens of Cyrodiil is fun.
 * Number one on the list of favorite targets is the Adoring Fan, who, if killed, will respawn three days later and reappear at your side, torch in hand and smile on face. The amount of videos of killing him in various manners (including that perennial favorite, death by Dive Rock) is mind-boggling to non-fans who don't fully grasp the relationship between players of Oblivion and the Adoring Fan.
 * When you talk to the heart-broken fisherman outside Imperial City you have two options: you help him fish, or you laugh hard at his misfortune.
 * The Wiki notes some strategies for increasing combat skills, including "Use your horse for target practice. If you have obtained Shadowmere, she is unkillable."
 * The game's own tips suggest killing your own summoned creatures to trap their souls for enchanting.
 * In the "Shivering Isles" add-on, the paranoid duchess of a city gives you the task to uncover a conspiracy against her, bestows the title of "Grand Inquisitor" upon you, and lends you her torturer. Then you can either take a direct route to find the conspirators... or let your tourturer zap annoying NPCs.
 * In the Vile Lair DLC, you can buy the Cattle Cell, which contains an unwakable, unkillable prisoner meant as a food source for those who become vampires, but is more useful for target practice.
 * Villainous Breakdown: in the Mages Guild questline.
 * Violation of Common Sense: Oh so much.
 * Vulnerable Civilians: Besides the usual fact that most NPCs are killable by the player, the game's artificial life system means that many characters (especially those who live in small settlements or commute outside the city walls) can be attacked and killed by random wandering monsters, or even in rare extreme cases starve to death or pick fights with each other.
 * Warp Whistle: You can "Fast Travel" to any of the cities, and most other important locations.
 * The War Sequence: Mehrunes Dagon's assault on the Imperial City at the end of the main quest.
 * Weaksauce Weakness: One Dark Brotherhood quest requires you to assassinate a man who's allergic to honey; your handler suggests tricking him into drinking a bottle of mead, which paralyzes him, making him easier to kill.
 * Wham! Episode: Through the last three games, the Emperor has been the Big Good who the player has been doing all the missions for. In this one? He dies. At the end of the tutorial mission.
 * What Happened to the Mouse? - Jagar Tharn's child. According to an ingame book, he fathered a child with Barenziah, the queen of Morrowind, when he seduced her in order to fool her into showing him the way to the Staff of Chaos. Then this child just fades into space ace. Also, lore says that after the events of the very first game, the Staff of Chaos was put away somewhere in White Gold Tower, yet in the game it is nowhere to be found.
 * In-game, several quest-related NPCs are usually disabled and removed from the game once their related quest is finished. Often, this is done without any in-universe explanation whatsoever. The most egregious examples are J'Skar (the sole survivor of the attack on the Bruma Mages Guild), and Nelrene (the Dark Seducer involved in the conspiracy in the "Lady of Paranoia" quest, even though she ends up helping you in the end).
 * Wide Open Sandbox - Larger than Morrowind but still far smaller than Arena or Daggerfall.
 * Law of Conservation of Detail: The size comes at the cost of much of the detail gained in Morrowind. Almost everything not quest related is generated from random lists in place of Morrowind's hand placed loot, and like Daggerfall dungeons were randomly generated by combination of existing parts instead of hand crafted and the world is largely flat.
 * Worthy Opponent:.
 * Perhaps even more touching if you take this motivation is that
 * One of the reasons that Kathutet agrees to help you reach Mankar Camoran is because he considers you one of these for defeating his fellow Dremora during the siege of Kvatch.
 * You All Meet in An Inn: Several side quests start at inns. (This usually makes sense, as some of the quest givers are drunks or people who have fallen on hard times.)
 * You Are Who You Eat: Vampires.
 * You Can't Thwart Stage One: Cutscene Incompetence stops you saving the Emperor from assassins at the start of the game. You arrive at Kvatch the day after The Daedra burn it to the ground, though thankfully Martin, the man you were sent to rescue, survived by hiding in a chapel. You take him back to the priory just as the Mythic Dawn have finished ransacking the place and taken the Amulet of Kings. You can't stop Mankar Cameron fleeing to paradise with the amulet, you need to adventure the length and breadth of Cyrodiil looking for components to build a portal so you can follow him.
 * If you join the Dark Brotherhood,
 * And you can only delay, not stop it completely.
 * Wretched Hive: Thieves Den reveals that Anvil used to be this, a seedy, dangerous den of smugglers and pirates, where pretty much everyone was completely under the thumb of the leader of the single most vicious, bloodthirsty pirate group in Tamriel. Only after Admiral Umbranox defeated the pirate captain and his men did Anvil become the respectable harbor town it is today.
 * You Fight Like A Pregnant Cow, and apparently not as well as a mudcrab.
 * Zip Mode: Quick travel to major cities.