Asdfmovie/YMMV


 * Crosses the Line Twice:
 * "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich." *forces himself down his friend's throat*
 * "Honey, why is the baby on fire?"
 * "BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!"
 * "Hey guys, check out my new camera!" *BANG!* Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."
 * "Goodbye world!" "Okay Jim, see you around. Hey, where are you going cause *gunshot* Oh! That's not what I thought he meant at all!"
 * "I want to be a pie!" *cut to kid in the oven* "Billy, nooo!"
 * "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!" "Why wait?" *kicks girl into outerspace*
 * "Hey kid, you can't skate here!" "You can't tell me what to do-" *blows up in a minefield*
 * "Wanna play video games?" Nah, man, you always beat me!" *repeated pucnhes* "TELL! NO! ONE!"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The entire thing.
 * Crowning Music of Awesome: This, Also a Ear Worm
 * Also this.
 * How about this? Also a massive Ear Worm.
 * Epic Riff: One accompanies the pie flavor pie.
 * Funny Aneurysm Moment: In THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE, an angry potato tells the "I like trains" kid, "I am an angry potato and I hope you die of cancer!" Edd Gould, who voiced the trains kid, died of cancer a year later.
 * Memetic Mutation: More or less everything.
 * 'Well I stole your face!' seems to be the most prominent example of this.
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs: And how!