Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Funny

"Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... [shutter opens up] MORE CORN! Steve: Uh, gee, I dunno... I mean, after last time--
 * Anything and everything that Dr. Weird ever says or does, but the moment most would nominate for the top spot is when he announces "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD... CORN!"
 * It manages to be just as hilarious the second time, too;

Dr. Weird: THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! [cackles]

Assistant: Well, alright... I am getting hungry again--

[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]

Dr. Weird: IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE? AAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Dr. Weird: Gentleman... BEHOLD! [shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps] Are you ready to ROCK? (awkward silence) Steve: Y-yeah, I'm ready to ro-- Dr. Weird: THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! [starts shredding] THIS ONE IS CALLED "ROBOT INFLICTION"!"
 * The second appearance of the Mooninites:

"Dr. Weird: *A snake is coiled around his neck* Steve... Steve: Yeah? Dr. Weird: You got that stick? Slowly... and carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE! Steve: Oh hell no!"
 * One that NEVER fails to kill this troper:

"Dr. Weird: HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! [doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...] Moth-Monst-[and flies out through the rabbit hole] OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK! Steve: He has escaped! Dr. Weird: Yes. Through the hole! [slips and falls] MY BANANA!"
 * One that had me laughing to no end:

""MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER XING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT XING BE?! ICE MOTHERXING CREAM!""
 * Also, Meatwad flying off the handle at Frylock and Master shake in "Gee Whiz".

"Oglethorpe: Oh no, he did not do that! That dude back there just flipped me off! [Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot is flashing an extra-large middle finger.] Err: Did he see it? Ignigknot: Oh yes he did. Oglethorpe: Stop the ship! Emory: Okay, but we're not supposed to stop it at this speed... Oglethorpe: STOP IT AT THIS SPEED! [The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window.] Err: Oh man, that was so--oh man, he's backin' up! (beep)IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!
 * The entire live action episode is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny to me for some reason.
 * Spacecataz. That is all.
 * "Everything you say is boring."
 * When the Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:

Ignigknot: No. (flashes a second extra-large middle finger) We'll double his pleasure.

Err: Take TWO, muddamuchacos!

Ignigknot: And call us in the morning.

Err: Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!"

"Ignigknot: Romulox...? Romulox: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
 * Ignigknot doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:

Ignigknot: Happy Time Harry...?

[Happy Time Harry vomits.]

Ignigknot: Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future...?

Cybernetic Ghost: [as smoke blows around him] --

Ignigknot: Just-just "here" will do fine.

Cybernetic Ghost: ....

Err: And NO SMOKING! [jumping up and down in place] GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!

Ignigknot: Err, control yourself. Stick to the patch.

Err: [to the Ghost] And you! Tell another story!

Cybernetic Ghost: [as smoke blows around him]

Err: (breathing in) Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.

Ignigknot: Emory and Oglethorpe...?

[awkward silence]

Err: Ha-HA!

Ignigknot: "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.

Err: Put a period on that!

Ignigknot Plutonians are teh suck"

"Meatward: I thought you said TV was bad. Frylock: Oh it is... but we f*** ing need it!"
 * Dr. Weird interrupting the shot of South Jersey Island by
 * With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of sirens move in. Two beautiful women... and John Kruk. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
 * And the sirens were Neko Case and Kelly Hogan, which is a Crowning Moment of Awesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
 * If you think that's funny, you should see Carl's attempts at "dancing".
 * At the end of one episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.

"Carl: [sarcastic laughter] Oh, do not tell me THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF! Meatwad: ...okay, we won't. Carl: Get it down-- Meatwad: Okay. Carl: Wait, don't get it down--[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process] DAMN IT!"
 * The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.


 * Pretty much the entirety of "Super Spore".
 * When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
 * GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
 * In the episode where Meatwad gets the ability to see the future, he has a vision in which Frylock walks out the door and suddenly explodes. Frylock decides to go outside to prove Meatwad wrong. Cue an explosion from outside.

"Steve: [enter] Hey, I'm back from lunch-- Dr. Weird: WHERE'S MINE?! [Beat] Steve: Um... I thought you said you didn't eat, because, uh... [Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head] ...because it makes you crazy? Dr. Weird: THIS MAKES ME CRAZY! [collapses, dies; brain starts floating around] Dr. Weird's Brain: Gimme some fries, boy! [Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him]"
 * The entirety of "Multiple Meat".
 * The ending of "Juggalo" with the court scene, particularly the Insane Clown Posse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
 * "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill—the Char-Nobyl 6000. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even the clouds and Carl's shoulder hair catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly explodes.
 * Master Shake goes completely Drunk with Power when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses". A list of grievances include:
 * Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
 * Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
 * And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
 * Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
 * This exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve:

"Dr. Weird: YES, TERRY! MINE/MONEY FOR BRAINS! UWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * This exchange:

Steve: Hey, uh... who was that on the phone?

Dr. Weird: Um, no one... er--HEY! LET'S [produces massive needle] HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!

Steve: But I like my hair this color--

[Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle and immediately collapses]

Dr. Weird: IT BEGINS!"

"Steve: [talking on a phone] Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo... uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird? Dr. Weird: [with his hand behind his back] MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! (sharp convulsion) IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE! [Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.] Steve: ] Uh, yeah; just the one hoagie."
 * A little Carnivore Confusion... well, a lot of Carnivore Confusion:

"Ignignokt: He said no, Err. With his foot."
 * LOOK AT THIS UNIT! [strips, revealing a body you would find on a Ken doll]
 * "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'... and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
 * A whole lot from "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future":
 * Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
 * That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
 * Also: "You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape." "Okay, how much?" "Sexually."
 * Cybernetic Ghost hiding from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
 * In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl got nipped in the stones by a killer whale.
 * An Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which Dave himself said is the closest thing to Looney Tunes as possible.
 * The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.

"Meatwad: [dead serious] Fudge you, butthole."
 * The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":

"Ignignokt: What was that? Err: Did those just come out of your eyes? Ignignokt: They're primitive. Err: Damn, those are fast, man. Ignignokt: We are not impressed. Err: Hey, wasn't that cool?"
 * The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's Eye Beams for the first time.

"Ted Nugent: It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f**k outta here!"
 * The whole of the episode Gee-whiz - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.