Botchamania/Funny

Botchamania 1-10
"Al: Can I ask you a question first of all?
 * #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo here, Botchamania here)
 * #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer":

Lance: Go right ahead.

Al: You know the definition of a windjammer?

Lance: No I really don't--

Al: It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd.

(Beat, followed by raucous laughter)

Lance: ...shit!"

Botchamania 11-20
"Schultz: Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. You know what I'm saying?! I wanted a woman! I couldn't find a woman! (Mean Gene, conducting the interview, corpses) I found a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women! (camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away) Now YOU, Hulk Hogan, you belong in San Francisco--What's wrong with you, Gene?!--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby!"
 * #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco:

"Sid Vicious: You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!"
 * Also, Sid Vicious says the following with an entirely straight face:

"The Rock: The Rock thanks you for that."
 * 15: The Rock appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to Mankind's amusement.
 * The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him.

"Wrestler: Oi! (mic isn't functioning properly, starts tinkering with it)
 * 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious.
 * 20: Roddy Piper dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction.
 * "Hower Power". Period.
 * A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties:

(Audience laughs)

Wrestler: (to someone in the crowd) "

"Lex Luger: I'm pissed, now!"
 * Lex Luger goes berserk.

Botchamania 21-30
"Nash: So while you guys decide to do the limo-flyin'..."
 * 23: Sandman does a shoot interview which quickly turn's into a laugh fest as seen here
 * 24: Look out! Flying beverage!
 * Look out! Flying monkey!
 * 26: Kevin Nash is mistaken about how Ric Flair's Catch Phrase goes.

"King: Morons!"
 * 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not.
 * 28: Look out, Vince! Flying sweatshirt!

"Vince: I'll choke the chicken!"
 * The "Chicken Incident".

Botchamania 31-40

 * 31: Triple H gets the giggles.
 * 38: Brock Lesnar finally snaps after multiple tirades from the audience.
 * 39: The infamous Super Dragon incident.

Botchamania 41-50
"Orton: SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
 * 44: Orton vs ECW Fanboys.
 * Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!"
 * 45: After his match with Triple H at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry Randy Orton tells off a booing crowd.

""They're sliding in not one but two Tables ladders"."
 * Mick Foley offers up this gem during a TLC match


 * JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to Jeff Hardy a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications.
 * 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all.
 * 47: Gene Okerlund vs. Alfred Hayes. Who will corpse first?
 * The "UnderCasket". If you thought Paul Bearer was funny when he wasn't flubbing his lines...
 * 50: Rottweilers Gone Wild.

Botchamania 51-60

 * 51: The Giant goes down at the end of a title match via a belt shot to the face...and stays down for 6 minutes afterwards. They must've replaced the gold with lead.
 * Gene Okerlund vs. Prankster Cameraman.
 * 52: "He got a BICYCLE!!! He got a BICYCLE from somebody, who would be ridin' a bicycle in this arena?![...]Speakin' of gibberish, Bubba went over and got him a bicycle, I don't know where the kid is that was a-ridin' it, but he ain't on it when he brought it to the ring!"
 * 58: Randy Savage singing along with The Village People (no points for guessing which song).
 * 59: Randy Savage going overboard at the Royal Rumble and having to be restrained and dragged back into the ring...by The Undertaker.
 * 'Who do you think, you are kidding Mr Hitler...'
 * 60: Jake Roberts titillates the audience by playing with his, erm, snake.

Botchamania 61-70
"Stephanie McMahon: Furthermore these superstars will be in action against each other. You will see Triple H...Well, I pulled an Adamle."
 * 61: One of the most iconic scenes in the series involves Road Warrior Hawk walking in on Vader's promo accidentally.
 * 63: John Cena seems to be just a wee bit too excited about tag-teaming with Trish Stratus...
 * 64: WCW hammering the final nail into their coffin with that remark.
 * Also some more calls by 'the greatest commentator in the history of our sport'... cue Ric Flair, Lex Luthor and Willy Wonka.
 * 65: Maffew goes overboard pointing out the error in "the tenth annual Starrcade '92".
 * Pat Patterson walking in on The Rock's promo.
 * Hey Flair, watch out for that- (clunk) ...camera...
 * Set redesigns. Gotta love 'em.
 * 66: Bobby Heenan hates this place.
 * 67: Announcing a match between Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy.

"Todd Grisham: Our main event continues next, Swagger vs Striker and Finlay & Hornswoggle are here too.
 * 67 Also started this.
 * Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages.
 * 68: On an episode of ECW during a match between Jack Swagger and Christian:

Matt Striker: I'm not wrestling!"


 * Sandman gets drunk before a show. Hilarity Ensues.
 * 69: Jim Cornette's Dusty Rhodes impersonation. Also, the origin of the Cornette Face (though the classic use would originate in BM 84).

Botchamania 71-80

 * 71: The Undertaker's bizarre facial expression during his Wrestlemania 25 match. What's he thinking about, anyway?
 * 72: How much does this guy weigh?
 * 73: Shawn Michaels' costume gets stuck to the ramp during his entrance.
 * 74: The Slim Jim rap.
 * Note to all wrestlers: Always wear undertights. Because you never know.
 * 79: CZW: When Airhorns Attack.
 * The debut of "FAAACKING BULLSHEET!".
 * 80: Medusa and Meng, the true bookends of the Monday Night Wars.

Botchamania 81-90
"Scott Steiner: So if I set up a meeting with you and Sharmell, and I'll be the modifier-
 * #84: Scott Steiner does not take kindly to being corrected.

Reporter: You mean, moderator.

(Beat)

Scott Steiner: SHUT UP!!!"

"Toronto Fans: GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!"
 * Miss Elizabeth corpsing? SEND FOR THE...wait, never mind.
 * The classic "Cornette Face" is born.
 * Scott Hall and Kevin Nash shooting to RF Video about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got really pissed off, and b) did not see it coming. Hall would immediately tag out after that.
 * YOU CANNOT UNSEE FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE
 * #86: The ending that used sound bytes from Ric Flair, The Iron Sheik and others to introduce Lord Woo Fak Fak.
 * Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...

"Audience Member: Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!!"
 * #87: Gene Okerlund explains his Precision F-Strike.
 * #89: The introduction of the series' resident Butt Monkey, "CZW Airhorn Guy."


 * Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan answer a viewer's letter...or try to.
 * #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on Jim Ross. J.R. never saw it coming.

Botchamania 91-100
"Audience: Let's go, table! *clapclapclapclapclap*"
 * 91: Raven vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in numerous spots that absolutely REFUSED to break.

"Randy Orton: Unfortunately, something else is a part of me. Something that I have been living with for quite some time.
 * 94: Kevin Nash tries his hand at commentating.
 * 96: A fan craps on Randy Orton's promo.

Fan: HERPES!!!"

Botchamania 101-110
"Joey Styles: Please do not throw the chairs into the ring! Stop the chairs!"
 * 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. Again.
 * 103: Cactus Jack and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs.

"Dusty Rhodes: It's a toilet lid! He's got a toilet lid! Look, a pizza pan!"
 * 104: Yet another promo walk-in.
 * Shawn Michaels looses his tear-aways.
 * Botchamania 109 opens with a high-energy intro to Survivor Series set against Guilty Gear music. In the middle of it all is a quick "Send For The Man" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious.
 * A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Garbage Wrestler".


 * 110: Trish Stratus and "Polly Walnuts".
 * Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy.
 * Yet another f*cked-up WCW ending. Cue Cornette Face, Orton Face, Taker Face, Hogan Face...

Botchamania 111-120
"Commentator: We just saw his weiner!"
 * 112: Chris Jericho vs. Flying Glowsticks.
 * 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement.


 * Jeff Jarrett vs. Flying Tacos.
 * Look out! Flying NWO t-shirt!

Botchamania 121-130
"CM Punk: Wow, that hurt."
 * 123: CM Punk tells it like it is.


 * Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage!
 * 125: CZW's Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: )...only for more airhorns to go off.
 * (Caption: )
 * 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza.
 * 127: Scott Hall wants a "dealdo".
 * 129: Ric Flair go down da hole.
 * 'The Jerry Saggs of dime bags. The Katie Vick of the thai stick. The 1 Night In Chyna of marijuana. The Hugh Morrus of riding the white horse. The Pacman Jones of getting stoned. The Art Donovan of chasing the dragon. The renegade of getting blazed. The Yoshi Kwan of the opium salon. The Outback Jack of the dime sack. The Great Khali of four twenty. The David Arquette of cigarettes. The Tiger Ali Singh of duck-arsing. The Planet Stasiak of kodiak. The P.I.G of LSD. The Fake Kane of Mary Jane. The Brian Lee of OOOOWWEEEEEEEE.' Ruckus!

Botchamania 131-140
"You're the kinda guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"
 * 132: Big Dick Dudley finally snaps and takes it all out on a young fan.
 * 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious.
 * 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this Full Metal Jacket line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... suggestive pose:

"Ref: My eye Lawler, you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler."
 * 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye.

"(A meeting room taken from Akira, with the caption )
 * TNA Bookers vs. WWE Bookers from #136:

Elderly Booker: The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have RVD beat AJ on PPV for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.

Asinine Booker: WHAT?! Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off Hogan! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, this'll make Hogan look bad! Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!

Crazy Booker: Can the Nasty Boys be involved in the finish? They need the rub.

Half-Hit-in-the-Ass Booker: Nah, we fired them. What about Bubba the Love Sponge? He could squash Generation Me.

Level-headed Booker: I fired him already! The bastard called me a black bitch!

Crazy Booker: You are a black bitch!

Level-headed Booker: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Only Sane Booker: ENOUGH! Can't we push someone the fans want to see?!

Asinine Booker: Of course! We can have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!

(Beat)

Only Sane Booker: (seething) FUCK THIS COMPANY! (storms off) I bet the McMahons aren't like this...

(Jump Cut to a picture of the NERV emblem with the caption )

Narrator: Meanwhile...

Head Booker: Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt."


 * 138: The explanation of Eric Young's heel turn, cue Brother Ray face, cue stickman Cornette Face, horses (and one dolphin) leaping over a rainbow set to carnival music.
 * The legendary shooting star press that resulted in the wrestler landing chest-first on the same turnbuckle.
 * 139: Look out, Booker T! Flying bottle!
 * 140: Ladies & Gentlemen "Jumpin" Jeff Farmer.
 * Endings courtesy of MS Paint.

Botchamania 141-150

 * 141: The discovery that John Cena is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music.
 * 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves doughnuts.
 * Some men should stop watching The Dark Knight and retire already. Burn.
 * Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap.
 * 144: An announcer botches Raven's entrance, and it's all downhill from there.
 * Terry Funk's dream.
 * 145: Lawsuitmania.
 * Sabu wrestles well, leading to the conclusion that he's either the reverse Samson or he botches botching. Just when you think you have all the answers, Sabu changes the questions.
 * 146: 'And Kidman, bring your squack!'
 * The Sheik and a love letter
 * 147: The Japanese Table strikes again.
 * 150: The Botchamania Tribute Match, which included...
 * Blown spots!
 * Tables that would not break!
 * Insane Dusty Commentary!.

Botchamania 151-160
"Mask Salesman: Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it? (pissed-off face)"
 * 150: The lead-in to the CZW segment is a clip from The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:


 * The first promo. It would have been funny even if it hadn't been botched.
 * 151: "Cattle Mutilation".
 * 152: "Are you asking for a no-disqualification?"
 * "I EAT CHILDREN!"
 * 153: Bret Hart gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin.
 * Fcuk This Compant.
 * Sting gatecrashes a match ... or does he?
 * 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity.
 * This ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character...
 * 160: The very beginning, and repeating theme throughout of The Iron Sheik having a raging boner right before he put the camel clutch on Hulk Hogan.

Botchamania 161-170
"Jerry Lawler: WHAT?!"
 * #164, in response to the atrocious Sting vs. Jeff Hardy match, Jim Cornette tweeted, "Just watched TNA...I have to come up with a new face." Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "Happy Happy Joy Joy".
 * "Damaged goods Corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
 * #165: Scott Steiner needs another drink.
 * #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the Tiger Mask name! And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!"
 * One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from NFL Blitz set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the Montreal Screwjob, the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of Eddie Guerrero with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your pause finger is fast enough.
 * What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of Chyna:
 * "Fat" with a picture of Samoa Joe:
 * "Should've stayed home today...hell, I should've stayed home..." with a picture of the Jeff Hardy vs. Sting title "match":
 * Three uses of "Why?!" with the images of Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and Michael Cole in succession.
 * #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and Hornswoggle rapping, missed Danielson / Sheamus, and that's the Wrestlemania main event?! "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at Wrestlemania XXVII (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning Jim Cornette into various people/characters such as The Iron Sheik, Robo Cop, Konata Izumi, Arachniman, Kamina, Ash Ketchum, etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).
 * #170: Jim Ross calls a Diva a bitch.

Botchamania 171-180
"Fans: KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? BRADEN WALKER!"
 * 171: Diego "The Strangler" Corleone takes a tumble.
 * 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said.
 * Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker).

"Fans: CHAD SUCKS! CHAD SUCKS!"
 * 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler.
 * Randy Savage, the gift that keeps on giving.
 * Vuvuzelas are the new airhorns.
 * CZW commentators should look behind them every once in a while.
 * 174: The Miz is ... AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!
 * 175: MY NAME IS CHAD.

"King: McMahon! I'm about to punch somebody's lights out right now!
 * "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
 * Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship.
 * 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased.
 * Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. And actually get it on his head!

Fans: BURGER KING! BURGER KING!"

"WHAAAT?!"
 * 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania."
 * Another Burger King reference. Jerry Lawler is not amused.
 * A CZW wrestler does Booker T.


 * Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- (thud) ...microphone...

Botchamania 181-190
"Booker T: Hip bone connected to the leg bone!
 * 181: It was a given that Maffew was going to add Triple H calling CM Punk a "skinny fat ass". What was not expected was superimposing Scott Steiner yelling "FAT ASSES!" on Triple H's forehead.
 * 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off.
 * 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, Michael Cole is speechless.
 * 184: A match from the Raja Lion Training Academy, with the Marvel vs. Capcom 3 version of Zero's theme from Mega Man X 2 blaring in the background.
 * The CZW clip features the most famous song from JEEEZUS Christ Superstar.
 * 185: All of Booker T's commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:

Michael Cole: What?!"

"Cornette Face: (superimposed on Conan O Brien's Walker Texas Ranger lever)
 * 186: This CZW clip setup:

(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)

SFX: JEEEEZUS!"

"Mr. Anderson: AAAASSSHOOOOLLES!!!"
 * 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers.

"Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
 * More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
 * (Belch)
 * 189: The Hangover - style ending, featuring everyone from Cody Rhodes and Kelly Kelly to Hornswoggle to New Jack and The Iron Sheik getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
 * 190: Glass Jaw Referee to the extreme.
 * CZW is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from The Emperors New Groove:

(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)

SFX: (as Yzma falls) JEEEEEEEEEEEE EEESUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUS !!!"


 * "Stop living in the past, you idiots!".
 * And yet another corpsing fit courtesy of Gene Okerlund.

Botchamania 191-200
"Sandman: Hey! (to the crowd) Tell my mom--am I'm in the middle of a match?!
 * 192: Kane scares Coach right off his chair.
 * Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds."
 * Introducing the British Table.
 * 193: Booker T discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment.
 * A typical CZW setup is turned on its ear when . It then goes into CZW as normal.
 * 194: And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea." Or, as Maffew describes it, "These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake."
 * Scott Steiner gets pissed at the crowd for cheering for him.
 * IWA King of the Death Matches 2011:
 * Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song.
 * A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with Pikachu ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.
 * CHIKARA vs. ring construction.
 * 195: Samoa Joe legit K Os his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.
 * William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at Wrestlemania 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. You can guess what Gene does.
 * Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup.
 * 196: "FISH BATTER!"
 * Sandman's cell phone goes off.

(crowd cheers)

Sandman: ...no, I'm not in a bar!"

"Jim Ross: I never said I was a rapper!"
 * Someone in the crowd imitates The Iron Sheik, knowing full well this is going in Botchamania.
 * Another random garbage match.
 * 197: JR-Roonie, anyone?

"De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week!"
 * An XPW announcer mouths off.

"Bela: VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! POOL DA STRINK!
 * Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary monologue from Glen or Glenda, as portrayed in Ed Wood.

CZW Lever: JYAY-ZUS!"

"Steen: I'll tell ya one thing...I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off."
 * 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.
 * The CZW clips are setup with Randy Orton's theme playing (specifically "). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him.
 * 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present Genesis." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive.
 * 200: A fan yells, "Kick him in the dick!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
 * The Miz leaves his mark in the ring. Literally.
 * After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. He celebrates by hoisting up both of them.
 * After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:

""How does that gobshite get on the television?!""
 * First came Insane Dusty Commentary, then Inane Black Snow commentary, then there was Insipid Taz commentary, even Intoxicated Piper Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic Michael Cole Commentary.

Botchamania 201 and beyond
"Kurt: Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...
 * 201: Mark Haskins landing on his neck after a botched Shooting Star Press. What makes the comedy of this moment is that Brock Lesnar's entrance music is playing during the clip! In case you don't get it, Brock Lesnar's most famous botch was nearly exactly like that of Haskins'.
 * Suddenly, NINJAS! Thousands of them! Hey, Mr. Ninja! Watch out for that--(crash)...camera.
 * A joshi wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off.
 * The very fact that Kurt Angle made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?

(Conan O Brien and his Walker Texas Ranger lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)

SFX:"

"Peppy: Okay, now shoot the switcher!
 * 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from Star Fox 64. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:

Zandig: NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!

(The tank then shoots the switcher)

SFX: (as a communique from Conan O Brien and his Walker Texas Ranger lever)

Peppy: Good going, Fox!"


 * 203: The Ace-Team! And David Otunga
 * Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
 * 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed.
 * At TNA Victory Road '12, Jeremy Borash holds a cell phone and tells us that "Victory Road" is the No. 1 Twitter trend in the United Kingdom.
 * 205: An extremely heavy man makes his debut for an indy promotion, leans back on the ropes during his introduction... and breaks the ring. Maffew even works in the losing horns from The Price Is Right to add insult to injury.
 * Poor Maria Menounos really gets it in this Botchamania for her performance at WrestleMania XXVIII. Sure, she got a lot of acclaim for working most of the match with broken ribs, but it's not her overall performance that gets nitpicked by Maffew. For starters, Maria and Kelly Kelly performed a double stinkface to Eve and as Maffew points out, "Celebrity Woman stinkfaces Eve. Her fake tan rubs off on her arse ." To make matters worse, she became the victim of "Corpsing at 'Mania? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
 * Apparently, CZW has invested in Japanese tables.

Botchamania Specials
Steinermania:
 * What do you get when you take Scott Steiner and Triple H's godawful match at Royal Rumble 03 and set it to the tune of "Sneaking" from MGS:VR Missions This.