Cousin Bette

Often described as Honoré de Balzac's masterpiece, Cousin Bette is a powerful tale of love, betrayal and family breakdown.

"The peasant-woman's face was terrible; her piercing black eyes had the glare of the tiger's; her face was like that we ascribe to a pythoness; she set her teeth to keep them from chattering, and her whole frame quivered convulsively. She had pushed her clenched fingers under her cap to clutch her hair and support her head, which felt too heavy; she was on fire. The smoke of the flame that scorched her seemed to emanate from her wrinkles as from the crevasses rent by a volcanic eruption"
 * Affably Evil: Crevel.
 * Anti-Hero: Hector is a type V.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Played straight with Adeline and Hortense (who form a contrast with the ugly and evil Bette). Pointedly averted with Valerie and the other Gold Diggers (not to mention Hector).
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished:
 * Big Bad Duumvirate: Bette and Valerie
 * Big Good: Marshal Hulot is the benevolent overseer of his wayward brother's family - frequently rescuing them from ruin - and an all-around swell guy.
 * Big Screwed-Up Family
 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Valerie is a classic example. Bette, despite her offputting appearence, manages to pull this off very effectively:
 * Break the Cutie: This is Hortense's story arc. She has to endure not only the collapse of her own family, but also.
 * Brilliant but Lazy: Wenceslas - his artistic talent could have taken him to great heights had he been more diligent.
 * Butt Monkey: Despite his place among the wealthiest of Brazilians, Montes is often at a loss to understand Parisian society. He is on the receiving end of many jibes and is a plaything to Valerie.
 * The Casanova: Hector is a deconstruction and perhaps a subversion: his conquests come at great cost to him and his family. Which brings us to:
 * Casanova Wannabe: Hector beds almost every woman in the story. Why is he a "wannabe", then?
 * Character Title
 * The Chessmaster: Valerie. She lines up various suitors to replace her dying husband, while at the same time aiding Bette in her revenge schemes. As smart as she is, though, she isn't as smart as she thinks:
 * Christmas Cake: Bette (albeit an atypical one, in that there's no indication of her ever having been attractive). Her ongoing solitude is a large part of what makes her so bitter.
 * Cruel and Unusual Death:
 * Dating Catwoman: Hector's dalliance with Valerie. Bette aims to invoke this by.
 * Death by Despair:
 * Disproportionate Retribution:
 * The Dog Bites Back:
 * Evil Makes You Ugly: Inverted: Bette's ugliness is the cause of much of the drama in her life that led to villainhood.
 * Fat Bastard: Crevel: a petty, covetous and devious piece of work.
 * Femme Fatale: Valerie. Zigzagged with The Vamp, as causing harm to every guy she meets seems often like her only objective.
 * Funny Foreigner: Shades of this in both Steinbock and Montes. This is a 19th-century French author we're talking about, after all.
 * The Ghost: Jenny Cardine.
 * Gold Digger: Josepha and Jenny Cardine are the most obvious examples. It's also on Valerie's extensive portfolio of villainous traits.
 * Gonk: Bette. Her appearence is described in greater detail than any other character's and it's made clear that she's quite frightful to look at. This is the source of much of the drama that led up to villainhood.
 * Hot Guys Are Bastards: A very handsome fellow in his youth, according to backstory, Hector is nonetheless a Dirty Coward who creates a litany of problems for his family.
 * The Ingenue: Hortense.
 * Jerkass: Most characters! The minor ones especially so - the major antagonists at least see a bit of nuance. Marshal Hulot, Adeline and Adeline's children are the only clear exceptions.
 * Karma Houdini: While allowances should be made for all the humiliation and manipulation he went through, it's still a bit disturbing that
 * Kavorka Man: Crevel. While perhaps not ugly per se, he's significantly overweight and never commended for his looks. Nonetheless, his list of conquests rivals Hector's.
 * Love Dodecahedron: And how!
 * Love Makes You Evil: It sure did for Bette: see Woman Scorned below. While "evil" and "love" may both be putting it a bit strongly, Hector's insatiable lust makes him a Jerkass and stupid.
 * Love Martyr: Adeline.
 * Meaningful Name: Bette is a soundalike for "bête", French for "beast".
 * Morality Pet: Wenceslas was this to Bette Bette is this to Hector: she's one of the few women he doesn't pursue, but he shows genuine concern for her at numerous points
 * More Deadly Than the Male: Valerie's belief, and seemingly played out in her scheming.
 * Nice Guy: Marshal Hulot (Hector's older brother) is this, Adeline and Hortense are female examples.
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: Bette is red to Valerie's blue. Marshal Hulot is the blue to Hector's red.
 * The Resenter: Bette towards the Hulot family Crevel towards Hector.
 * Revenge: A prime motive for Bette, among others.
 * Sadistic Choice: Crevel's attempts to solicit sex from Adeline seem doomed for failure.
 * Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful: Valerie (and, of course, the other Gold Diggers mentioned above). And Hector in his salad days (later to be replaced by Screw the Rules, I Have Money).
 * Smug Snake: Valerie. Her snideness in accusing the genuinely devout Adeline of hypocrisy and fanaticism will likely make you want to throttle her. The sheer number of guys she manages to string along may by some accounts put her into Magnificent Bitch territory, but she's definitely overconfident.
 * Start of Darkness: Bette's abandonment by Wenceslas.
 * The Stoic: Adeline. Painfully so. She bears Hector's many infidelities without complaint.
 * Tomboy and Girly Girl: Bette and Valerie, respectively, are one of fiction's stand-out villainous examples.
 * Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Deconstructed savagely in the case of Valerie and her husband. She married him for money and has most likely never been faithful to him.
 * Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Jenny Cardine: the cause of much of the Hulot family's financial woes, as well as Crevel's grudge against Hector.
 * Villain Protagonist: Or Villain Title Character in any case.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Oddly enough, Bette's villain begins with quite a horrifying one!
 * Villainous Breakdown: Oddly enough, Bette's villain begins with quite a horrifying one!


 * Villainous BSOD:
 * Virgin Power: The narrative attributes Bette's ferocity and guile ("diabolical strength, or the black magic of the Will") to her (entirely unwanted) virginity.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: If you can stomach calling Hector a hero, then yeah, he shows ever increasing levels of depravity throughout the story - . And it doesn't pass without comment from his family.
 * Woman Scorned: There are definitely shades of this in.
 * Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: The likeliest reading of Bette. Having been plain while her cousin Adeline was beautiful, Bette was beaten and neglected while her cousin was pampered. Having failed to find a well-off suitor (the only sort for whom one could settle in those days), Bette had to do menial work for a living while Adeline led a (seemingly!) ideal life as a baroness. Bette finally crossed the Despair Event Horizon when the man she loved made clear his intention to marry her attractive young cousin Hortense (significantly, Adeline's daughter) and wants nothing but the family's destruction from then on.
 * Your Cheating Heart: Hector, Valerie and