Lovable Coward



"''Some barbarian is waving my shield, since I was obliged to leave that perfectly good piece of equipment behind under a bush.

But I got away, so what does it matter? Life seemed somehow more precious. Let the shield go; I can buy another one equally good.''"

- Archilochus, responding to the Spartan saying, "Come home with this shield or upon it."

The flip side of the Dirty Coward is the Lovable Coward. Not quite a hero, completely lacking in heroic impulses, but even as he shamelessly runs and hides we somehow still find ourselves rooting for him. His cowardice is sometimes played for comedy, sometimes portrayed as simply the most sensible course of action; it seldom if ever endangers innocents. The Lovable Coward never (or hardly ever) puts Honor Before Reason - and considers this a point of pride. The Lovable Coward is often a Trickster, specializing in weaseling his way out of dangerous situations. He may be a Cowardly Sidekick; if he is the main hero, he may find himself an Accidental Hero for all the wrong reasons.

Contrast: Dirty Coward, The So Called Coward, Miles Gloriosus, Cowardly Lion

Anime & Manga

 * Usopp from One Piece, though in later chapters he's begun to grow a backbone.
 * Grasshop from Spider Riders becomes one after his transition from a Dirty Coward.
 * Misora of Mahou Sensei Negima Her artifact is a pair of running shoes that lets her flee with great haste when danger appears. However, when push comes to shove, she can do some daring rescues, which could blindside villains since she's the last person you'd expect to do daring rescues.
 * Ranma One Half
 * Genma Saotome, though some view his frequent moments of Comedic Sociopathy in a harsher light, seeing him as a Dirty Coward.
 * Soun Tendô qualifies too. In fact he fits the "lovable" bill better than Genma.
 * GB from Ginga Densetsu Weed
 * Ookiku Furikabutte: Mihashi. Although you're supposed to take his backstory of bullying seriously, his nervous tics are mostly played for laughs. He mostly expresses this by being an Extreme Doormat to his catcher Abe.
 * Protagonist Dr. Onotera in Emerging, at least in the beginning. He freaks out twice during his initial operating room examinations of victims of the virus... a mistake that could have cost both his life and the lives of the other hospital staff. Despite this, it's easy to root for him as he attempts to overcome his fears and put a stop to the disease spreading through Tokyo.
 * In Bleach, Keigo Asano.
 * Italy from Axis Powers Hetalia.
 * Tsunayoshi Sawada from Katekyō Hitman Reborn! is the perfect example of both a Lovable Coward and a Accidental Hero.
 * Takayuki Furuichi from Beelzebub

Comics

 * Volstagg the Voluminous, of Marvel Comics' trio "The Warriors Three", is a cowardly, tremendously fat braggart with a bizarre amount of success in battle, partly due to his own lies. Then one day he was the only one mobile when an army threatened Midgard. He managed to pull together a defense and Took a Level In Badass. Judging by his name, he is probably based on Falstaff.
 * Averted in the movie where, while we don't see much of him in combat what we do see he's kicking ass as much as Fandral and Hogun
 * The Dog of Footrot Flats talks himself up (metaphorically) but tends to run away very fast from any hostile dog (and some cats) bigger than him. Although he's still a competent sheepdog.
 * Sir Rodney from The Wizard of Id gets most of his humor out of being a complete chicken.

Films -- Animation

 * The error-prone inept wizard Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn was not only a Lovable Coward but found himself in the role of the Accidental Hero, until the more conventional hero and Knight in Shining Armor Prince Lir turned up in the latter half of the story. Both Schmendrick and Lir were uncommonly Genre Savvy; they knew what roles fate had destined them to play, to the point of.
 * In The Swan Princess, Derek's friend Bromley is not nearly as courageous as he pretends to be, but comes through in the end. Jean-Bob, the frog who thinks he's a prince, has shades of this as well.

Films -- Live-Action
"Brave Sir Robin ran away
 * Bob Hope, in many of his movies.
 * Valentine in Mirror Mask.
 * Monty Python and The Holy Grail has Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, and who had nearly stood up against the Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the battle of Badon Hill:

"No!"

Bravely ran away away.

"I didn't!"

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

"No!"

Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about

"I didn't!"

And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet

"I never did!"

He beat a very brave retreat

"All lies!"

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

"I never!""


 * Dimly from The Snow Queen.
 * Lee Taylor, the not-so-Intrepid Reporter in Doctor X.
 * Roy O'Bannon in the Shanghai Noon series.
 * Asta (yes, the dog) in The Thin Man movies.
 * Ichabod Crane in Sleepy Hollow.
 * Star Wars' C-3PO. He has mild elements of Cowardly Lion in that he will run into danger after his friends, but that's as far as it goes.
 * Given that he's a droid, this probably has more to do more with his programming telling him to stay close to his master than any sense of loyalty...

Literature

 * Yossarian in Catch-22.
 * Rincewind of Discworld fame.
 * To some extent, Fred Colon and Nobby Nobbs, though they've seen trouble before and usually square up to it if there's no other option, or Vimes needs them to do so. But mostly, "When the time came, he [Nobby] would not be found wanting. He would not be found at all."
 * "He had always thought heroes did heroic things for God and Country and mother's apple pie. He never thought they might did them because they might be yelled at if they didn't." (Actually, Colon isn't so concerned with being yelled at in that scene as with having Vetinari raise his eyebrow at him.)
 * Flashman... maybe. On a good day. Usually a pretty shameless Dirty Coward, but he has his moments.
 * Ciaphas Cain definitely counts.
 * The title character of The Bartimaeus Trilogy.
 * The Humbug in The Phantom Tollbooth.
 * In Castle in The Air, the sequel to Howl's Moving Castle, Sophie describes Howl as being cowardly (as well as sly and selfish and vain as a peacock). When Abdullah comments that she seems strangely proud of Howl's vices, she states that she's just describing him. (She does really love him, including his bad traits.)
 * Horace Slughorn of Harry Potter prefers to take the easy option over a direct confrontation with the enemy, but proves his inner bravery when he rallies reinforcements in Hogsmeade during the Battle of Hogwarts and leads the Slytherins into battle after previously evacuating them. And even before that, he's still a likeable guy.
 * Pierre Gringoire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He tries to do his best to help save Esmeralda, but when his own neck is at stake he decides he'd rather not.
 * Piglet of Winnie the Pooh is almost certainly this, a timid stammering Neat Freak who fears every superstition and mythical animal his friends make up. The Disney adapted version dials this Up to Eleven (along with adding Lumpy to the list as well).

Live-Action TV
"Vila: There isn't a lock I can't open... if I'm scared enough.
 * Bret Maverick. The entire Maverick clan, of which there are a massive number, have made cowardice their family motto for generations.
 * Vinton Harper from Mamas Family.
 * Vila from Blakes Seven: cowardly but cute and funny, and able to unlock any door to get himself or other main characters out of trouble...

Blake: Are you scared enough for that one?

Vila: What d'you think?"

"Rimmer: Follow the Rimmer-shaped blur."
 * Merton J. Dingle from Big Wolf On Campus. Despite being a guy who has hidden behind girls during fights with supernatural beings, has regularly redirected the Big Bad towards his best friend and show's hero in order to keep himself safe and has outright apologised to enemies if a plan or strategy he used against them doesn't work; he's still an incredibly lovable (and funny) character.
 * Kaamelott's Bohort. He's mostly a coward, but then again his all-around good nature makes him rather endearing, all the more so since many other characters are brutes.
 * Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis. Well, usually.
 * Pirate Percy from Candle Cove is a pirate who's almost too cowardly to even go into caves to look for treasure.
 * Rimmer of Red Dwarf is a Dirty Coward, a consummate backstabber, a human danger detector... and also, as he points out himself, rather sweet. Sometimes. He improves over the course of the series.


 * Captain Blackadder in Blackadder Goes Forth tries everything to get out of the war. But since the war is portrayed as a completely pointless waste of human life, the audience roots for him.
 * Patrick Jane of The Mentalist sometimes acts as this. His cowardly moments make him more endearing because it reveals that under his cool facade he still experiences the same fears as everyone else.

Theater

 * The classic example is Shakespeare's Falstaff, the originator of the timeless saying, "The better part of valor is discretion, and in that better part I have saved my life."
 * Papageno in Mozart's The Magic Flute.

Pro Wrestling

 * Norman Smiley, a goofy British-born wrestler in WCW. He was loved by fans for his entertaining dance moves, but was such a coward that he'd wear heavy padding during his matches and would scream like a little girl whenever it seemed like a villain was about to get the better of him in the ring. Even when he somehow managed to win the Hardcore Championship, he was terrified of having to defend it in Hardcore Matches and kept trying to deliberately lose the title (which didn't work for a long time).

Video Games

 * Axel from Disgaea 2 is a fallen "Dark Hero", one-man Goldfish Poop Gang and all-around goofball, frequently making up excuses whenever his can gets kicked. However, much like, he winds up helping out Adell and company late in the game (but not out of the kindness of his own heart).
 * Luigi, originally nothing more than a sprite recolor of his older brother Mario, has slowly developed into one of these.
 * To say nothing of the Toads: even at his worst, he's still braver than these guys.
 * Captain Linebeck in The Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass is one of these for most of the game.
 * Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy V runs away when battles turn against him, generally claiming urgent business has suddenly come up..
 * In the sidekick (and mostly comedic) vein, how about Arnaud G. Vasquez from Wild Arms 4? At one point in game, he actually runs away and cowers behind a box, leaving the rest of the main characters behind.
 * Louis from Left 4 Dead. It seems in the Canon, his fear of the infected seems to get him and the rest of the gang in trouble, due to his tendency for flight over fight. Despite this, his ridiculously optimistic attitude and emphatic enthusiasm makes him one of the more entertaining characters for many players.
 * Saemon Havarian from Baldurs Gate II is either this or a Dirty Coward, with a heavy dosage of Your Mileage May Vary. During the course of the game he ends up dumping you in the cacky no less than five times out of pure self-interest and tends to teleport away whenever things go bad for him. On the plus side, associating with him gives you access to the Infinity Plus One Sword, at least one of said dumpings is into an extremely lucrative Sidequest, and the two last are against foes you could beat while asleep at that point (and he is very much aware of this) and ends up saving you a frontal assault against an enemy stronghold.
 * The first game has poor Khalid, a shy, nervous, but kind-hearted fighter with decent dexterity and at least 1/3 more hit points than many other party members. Given tons of armor he's a fantastic tank, it's just he has this tragically low morale score..."Better part of valor! Better part of valor!" In some circumstances this is actually helpful though, like when he's an inch from death and you can't get a healer into melee to save him.
 * The Spathi of the Star Control series are like this. Their ship is even designed to fight while running away. It's also one of the more powerful ships in the game.

Web Comics
"Dies: I AM A COWARD! I KNOW WHEN TO RUN! Come on!"
 * The unfortunately-named goblin "Dies-Horribly" from Goblins is made of this trope.


 * Ahem in The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob
 * Trevor, Vallant's pet rat in Teh Gladiators, whose preferred method of combat is to stick his head in the ground until the danger has passed. Vallant spends a great deal of time training him to unleash his Beast Within, with only partial success.
 * Elly, from Dubious Company. Being a wimpy, clumsy, pretty boy his whole life limits his perspective. Even in the few occasions he does try to be brave, the raccoon decides its time for hugs, or his opponent is Mary or Marty. In later arcs, he makes up for this with his natural strengths.

Western Animation
"Eddie Izzard: We love Shaggy and Scooby because they were cowards! Because we can identify with them. We love them! The other guys driving the van? Fuck off!"
 * Courage the Cowardly Dog. Subverted: Courage is timid and physically feeble, but never lets his fear get in the way of saving Muriel. It helps that he's resourceful and tenacious...
 * Scooby Doo and Shaggy.


 * In some incarnations of the Scooby-Doo Franchise this is more justified. The original series and Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated being good examples. Here the villains may be a guy in a good diguise pulling a Scooby Doo Hoax, but they're still willing to "off" those meddling kids.
 * Wade Duck in the US Acres segment of Garfield and Friends fits this trope to a T.
 * Shifty Dingo from Blinky Bill fits this trope to a T after his family's Heel Face Turn and he gets accepted as the Sixth Ranger in Blinky Bill's gang.
 * They seemed to be going for this with Antoine in the Saturday morning Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, but 'lovable' is a little subjective.
 * He did once save the rest of the team in a story for Archie Comics' adaptation of the series -- and then transformed right back into a Jerkass by bragging about it for the rest of the day.
 * He had odd moments of heroism and nobility in the cartoon as well, it's just other times he leaned more as a Jerkass Dirty Coward instead. His more "loveable" qualities were more prominent in the first season pre Flanderization however.
 * In the old Beany and Cecil cartoons, resident grownup Cap'n Huffenpuff retreats to his 'secret hiding place' at the first sign of danger.
 * Scaredy Bat from Ruby Gloom.
 * Gus from Recess
 * The title character of Doug, but moreso in the early episodes of the Nick series.
 * The title character of Eek the Cat.
 * The title character of Scaredy Squirrel.
 * Fluttershy in My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic who puts lovable to a whole new level. Anyone who disagrees to it would be considered heartless to the fandom.
 * Besides, she can Take a Level In Badass when necessary.
 * Daffy Duck, who's open about and proud of his cowardice. A textbook example of the Unpopular Popular Character, he's got just as many fans as his rival Bugs Bunny, if not more.
 * Mayor Manx from Swat Kats, who's often seen running from the Monster of the Week.