Swiss Cheese Security/Quotes

"Kaiba: These guys are my elite KaibaCorp security agents. Joey: Yeah, great security, Kaiba. We just walked through the front door, no problem."

- Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, Episode 39: "Card Games at 20,000 Feet"

"Colin: I found him in the Oval Office. There didn't seem to be much security around; I just walked right in."

- Whose Line Is It Anyway?

"Lawson: Aren't you going to ask how I got in here? Angel: No, you'd be amazed at how many people break into this building on a regular basis."

- "Why We Fight", Angel

"And here's a free pointer about hypnotherapy - if you're going to record your sessions because you're scared that the hypnotist is going to make you take a dump in your drawer every time someone says "cauliflower" you should be extra careful not to synchronise the recording to iTunes on your desktop where some mildly bored administrator might find it while trolling for pirated music..."

- BOFH, 2016 Episode 12