Sonic Colors/Trivia

Some tropes present in Eggman's PA chatter:
PA Announcements. This video covers every stage, sans Planet Wisp (which only has announcements in the cutscenes, none in the actual stages). World Map announcements.

""Attention: the Muscle Atrophy simulation will not be open today. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we could not find the strength to open it.""
 * A Worldwide Punomenon:

""Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? We've found your — er... your keys! That's it, we've found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only wish to return your keys!"
 * Blatant Lies:

"Please do not be concerned if you encounter any screaming aliens. The screams are how they communicate-- really. I promise."

"Please refrain from peeling off the special space-age polymer holding the starship together. It may look and feel like duct tape, but it's not. It's called... space... tape. Very advanced stuff.""

""Please refrain from throwing coins, trash, or small children into the reflecting pools."
 * Bread Eggs Milk Squick:

"Next stop, the Tropical Resort. Here, you will find: breath-taking views from our giant ferris wheel, amazing deals from our shopping mall, and constant risk of bodily harm.""

""Help yourself to our complimentary SPF 3000 starblock. And by 'complimentary', I mean 'quite expensive'."
 * Dissimile:

"Welcome to the Sweet Mountain! Insulin will be provided, at a marginal extra cost. And by 'marginal', we mean 'enormous'.""

""The foliage you see was pilfered from various environmentally-fragile planets. Please enjoy them, as they are the Last of Their Kind.""
 * Inferred Holocaust:

""Please beware of the spikes on the Asteroid Coaster - they are sharp. ...Really, we have to warn people about spikes? Like they won't notice the spikes, I mean come on - the cars are nothing but spikes! Unbelievable! Wh - uh - my what is still on?""
 * Is This Thing Still On:

""No Aliens were harmed in the creation of this park. They﻿ were all harmed after the park was created.""
 * No Animals Were Harmed:

""Please keep your hands and feet in the car at all times, as there are tiny asteroids, traveling at incredible speeds, hurtling through space. ...Keeping your hands and feet in the car won't prevent you from being hit, but our lawyers tell us we have to say it anyway.""
 * Our Lawyers Advised This Trope:

"" SOME DISPLACEMENT OF INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS AND DESTRUCTION OF NATURAL RESOURCES MAY OCCUR. EGGMAN ENTERPRISES NOT RESPONSIBLE. ""
 * Rattling Off Legal: As shown in one cutscene.

""Would the owner of a yellow car, license plate 1NOM155, please report to the main gate. Your vehicle is in the path of an asteroid, and is about to get sma... oh, um, never mind.""
 * Shout Out:

""Any water you may notice on the floor is the result of our diligent housecleaning staff mopping, and not evidence of a dangerous leak in - oh, heck with it. Run for your lives!""
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial:

""Welcome to Game Land, home of the ever-popular Sonic Simulator! Waste time with your pathetic friends in Multiplayer Mode."
 * Take That Audience:

"Next stop, the Options Satellite. There, you can adjust a variety of settings for a more pleasurable visit... if you're the self-centered, bossy type."

"Welcome aboard the Egg Shuttle, offering lightspeed access to each of the park's attractions. Perfect for jittery visitors with no attention span to spare on getting there.""

""The mighty ocean... cradle of life... trivialized for your amusement at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park!""
 * The Theme Park Version:

"Eggman: 'Water' you waiting for? Climb aboard the exotic aquarium for a boatload of-- ah, who writes this drivel?
 * Who Writes This Crap:

Orbot: You do, boss!

Eggman: Oh, you're right, I do! I'm hilarious!"

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General Trivia:

 * Hey Its That Voice: This was the first game in the series to have an overhaul of the cast. The announcer in Japanese is the same as The Narrator from Kamen Rider Decade and the voice of the Double Driver from Kamen Rider Double (who even announces powers similarly to Gaia Memories). This is exacerbated by this.
 * Sonic has had enough of your bullshit, Eggman! Requiescat in pace.
 * And Tails is Sakura.
 * Orbot is Don Patch and Cubot is the Riddler
 * Debuting in the DS game, a whole slew of noted actors from the likes of FU Nimation and California such as the voice of Lust (Laura Bailey) as Blaze, Roy Mustang (Travis Willingham) as Knuckles, and none other than Edward Elric (Vic Mignogna) as Omega.
 * Shout Out: At one point, Sonic says "Nobody said there'd be math!". A Running Gag in the last game the writers wrote, Mad World.