Beetlejuice (film)/Funny

"Betelgeuse: Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen The Exorcist ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?"
 * Betelgeuse answering Barbara and Adam's question about his qualifications...

"Betelgeuse: What do you think of this? (camera shifts behind him as something happens to his face as it explodes) (Barbara and Adam both freak out) Betelgeuse (back to normal): You like it?"
 * The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"


 * The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "Nice F-ing model!" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way. I was laughing so hard from the "Honk Honk" sound effects.
 * "I would rather talk about-" DAY-O, DAY-O