Ashes and Dust/Funny

""We are so going to hell." "It's worth it.""
 * Lilael walking in on an important conversation saying "I don't speak or understand Spanish" in Spanish.
 * Azar trying to find a weapon for Mattykins.
 * Matt: "SPIDEEEEERRRRR!!" *FLINGS EXPLOSIVES*
 * "You know, people always say that you're supposed to snuggle naked with your companions when you're stuck in this situation."
 * "Easier than a south Flaxley virgin."
 * Matt pretending to be the ex-king of Leston, being overdramatic, and Shasta sweeping him off his feet.

""You will be the phoenix!""
 * Matt's pep talk to Alec before the fight with Chassis.


 * Lilael. "I’m thinking of putting a sign on my back saying, ‘I got this in the Flaxley-Leston war, bitches.’"
 * "You? Apologize? Perish the thought. It might send me into apoplexy."
 * "To be frank—no offense, Captain—” “MY NAME IS HANK, NOT FRANK.”
 * “If you are quite done undressing me.”
 * “There is no need to be so rude!” “Bite me, wizard boy!”
 * “There is no need to be so rude!” “Bite me, wizard boy!”