Footy Rules/Quotes

"Jonas: Don't you mean "tomayto?" Steve: No, I meant "tomahto". Don't forget who invented the language. Jonas: Yeah, but you also invented soccer, and you're not too good at that anymore. Steve: Woah, woah. Hang on. We did not invent soccer. Jonas: No? Steve: We invented football. Jonas: You mean the little girl's game where you guys kick around a little white ball? Steve: Yeah. Jonas: That, my friend, is not football. Steve: OK. Our football is a game where you actually get to kick a ball. With your feet. Your football, you pretty much use your hands all the time. I mean, what's that about? Was handball already used for something else?"

- Lonelygirl15, "LA To LDN".