False Memory

False Memory is a 1999 novel by author Dean Koontz.

Martie Rhodes is a successful, Happily Married video game designer, who one day abruptly becomes terrified of her own reflection, and then of herself. She grabs everything that could conceivably be turned in to a weapon out of her house and throws it away in a complete frenzy, and is taken by her concerned husband, Dusty, to see the psychiatrist currently treating her best friend for agoraphobia. Dusty himself has been experiencing odd bits of Missing Time, and his brother Skeet has recently tried to commit a rather bizarre suicide.

The whole situation seems weird, almost supernatural, but the truth is even weirder and a good deal more twisted. Their good doctor, they discover, is not what he seems….


 * Abusive Parents - Dusty and Skeet’s are pretty damn terrible. Skeet even refuses to call his mother anything other than her first name.
 * Blue Eyes - Martie. Arhiman remarks on them a lot in his internal narration. At one point,
 * Book Dumb - Ahriman makes the mistake of thinking Martie and Dusty are this, because she's a game designer and he's a house painter. He's wrong, fortunately for them and unfortunately for him.
 * Brainwashed and Crazy - Most of Ahriman's patients, not just the ones we see.
 * Broken Bird - Susan. Good God, Susan. Systematically broken, too.
 * Bulletproof Vest - Skeet and Fig are smart enough to put these on before they go Ahriman-hunting.
 * Calling the Old Man Out - Dusty eventually does this with his mother and stepfather. To the point of literally trolling the reviews of his books on Amazon.com.
 * Caught On Tape - How figures out Ahriman’s the one who keeps breaking into her apartment and raping her without her knowledge - and how he does it. He figures out what she’s done and goes back to Mind Rape her into destroying the tape (and the camera), but not before she puts out a call to Martie.
 * Character Name Alias - Ahriman. Not only is his last name identical to the name of the chief figure of evil in Zoroastrianism, when he travels, he uses aliases that have two things in common: very ordinary first names, and last names that are the name of the Devil. One example is "Jim Shaitan," Shaitan being one of the names for the Devil in Islam.
 * Chekhov's Gun - The Manchurian Candidate. Reading it is what first clues Dusty in to the fact that Arhiman’s been screwing around with all their heads.
 * Cloudcuckoolander - Skeet has shades of this at times, mostly caused by his years of drug abuse.
 * Conspiracy Theorist - Fig Newton, so very much.
 * Crazy Prepared - Fig again. He gives Martie and Dusty an impressive array of guns to choose from, and even helps them conceal it so they can safely take it on a plane.
 * Creepy Souvenir -
 * Daddy's Girl - Martie. Her continuing optimism stems from her wish to honor his memory.
 * Disappeared Dad - Both Dusty's and Skeet's dads are out of the picture, having been divorced by their mother while they were quite young. Neither can stand their biological fathers, so they don't really mind.
 * Disproportionate Retribution - When Ned Motherwell was a teenager, the meth-cooking neighbor next door killed his mother's cat. He responded by breaking both the guy's legs, then calling 911 and pretended to be the victim. The meth head sent a friend to shoot him, so Ned broke his arms, threw him into a ravine, and then called the police. Dusty, hearing this, says "You did all that for a cat?" To which Ned replies, "She was a nice cat, and my mom loved her." Dusty and Martie then feel quite secure in leaving their beloved dog with him.
 * The Ditz - Ahriman mistakenly believes his Keanuphobe, as he calls her, is one. It backfires horribly.
 * Driven to Suicide -, once Dr. Ahriman figures out she’s got his number. He tries to do this to Skeet, but fails.
 * Embarrassing First Name - Skeet’s real name is Holden Caulfield, after his father. He hated his biological father and his given name. Dusty’s given name is Sherwood.
 * The kicker? Holden Sr. changed his name to that in the first place. It's one of many jabs Koontz makes at what he sees as pretentious academia and dangerous elitism, seen in Dusty and Skeet's mother's choice of husbands overall.
 * Emotion Eater - Ahriman's fascination with misery comes across as this. He gets his sick kicks from watching people cry and drinking their tears.
 * The Everyman - Martie and Dusty.
 * Foreshadowing - When taking Susan to an appointment with Ahriman, Martie's struck with an inexplicable feeling that she and Susan are some kind of Frodo and Sam, on their way to face Shelob. Turns out, she's metaphorically right.
 * Happily Married - Martie and Dusty. Even if Martie’s mother isn’t happy about it at first.
 * Hoist By His Own Petard - Ahriman, eventually. He has a patient with a pathological fear of Keanu Reeves, and to get her out of his hair for a while (since his life is rapidly falling apart), he convinces her the Matrix is in fact real, and she needs to hide for a while. It works, but unfortunately for him Oops.
 * Hot Guys Are Bastards - Arhiman. He’s handsome and most definitely beyond a bastard. Averted with Dusty, who’s a genuinely nice guy.
 * Interrupted Suicide - Skeet, fortunately saved by his brother Dusty and a handy mattress.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold - Ned Motherwell.
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia - Ahriman does this a lot.
 * Meaningful Name - Ahriman, named after the personification of evil.
 * The Mengele - Arhiman. He’s pretty much in psychiatry For the Evulz.
 * Mind Rape - Lots and lots of it. Being able to Mind Rape people is a large part of why Arhiman went into practice to begin with. Is also used positively, when.
 * Missing Time - Dusty notices this happening quite early on in the book. Fortunately, he eventually figures out why.
 * My Beloved Smother - Martie seems to think of her mother like this, a little. Doesn’t help that for a long time she gives off the impression she hates Dusty. Turns out she’s just worried that Martie will lose him early, since he’s in what she considers a dangerous profession. (He’s a housepainter, of all things.)
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast - Ahriman, again. See Meaningful Name above.
 * Oh Crap - Several characters go through that. Dusty and Martie’s comes when they figure out they’ve been brainwashed, and Arhiman when he discovers left a message about him on Martie’s answering machine before he drove her to suicide.
 * Psycho Psychologist - Yep.
 * Rape As Extra Squick -  As is typical with Koontz, it's not in the least explicit, but good grief is it creepy.
 * Rich Bitch - Claudette, Dusty and Skeet's mother.
 * Self Made Orphan - Arhiman. A lot of Koontz’s villains like to off their parents.
 * So Beautiful It's a Curse - Susan, ultimately. She sold Arhiman his house, and the only reason he decided to destroy her psyche was because she was so pretty.
 * Stalker With a Crush - Ahriman for Martie, briefly. Fortunately for her,
 * Sock Puppet - . He trolls the Amazon review section of books, posting negative reviews under various fake names and e-mail addresses.
 * Tomboyish Name - Martie.
 * Tragic Keepsake - Ahriman has Not as a reminder of some past wrong, however, but rather because he is a Complete Monster who
 * Trigger Phrase - How Arhiman controls his patients. First he speaks a name to induce the trance, then he leads them through a haiku to allow them to be programmed.
 * The Unfavorite - Somehow, both Dusty and Skeet have managed to become this. Given that neither can stand their parents, they don’t seem too upset.
 * Victim Falls For Rapist - Disturbingly, Arhiman has some shades of this.
 * Victim Falls For Rapist - Disturbingly, Arhiman has some shades of this.