Image Boards/Quotes

""In that direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives Anonymous: and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives tripfags. Visit either you like: they're both weeaboos."

"But I don't want to go among weeaboos," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all weeaboo here. I'm weeaboo. You're weeaboo."

"How do you know I'm weeaboo?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.""

"Because someone asked, of course. We are obliged to aid where we can, for otherwise we are naught but philistines. Also, we expand our knowledgebase, for example by finding out how many spiders can fit inside a drow's vagina."

- A typical day at /tg/

"You've reached 4chan. Leave your moral standards at the tone."

- Anonymous

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit

It's filled with people who are filled with shit

Its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit

The vermin of the world inhabit it

And it goes by the name of 4chan"

"On 4chan boards An odd regression Disgusting Memes Find New Expression Burma Shave"

"Great. We've taken a conversation from anal spelunking to tree ejaculate volume. Good to see that whatever board you have a look at, you still know you're on 4chan."

- Another typical day in /tg/

""I'm a big believer in this board. 4chan is one of the most important human achievements of all time.""

- Andrew W.K.

""Adult Swim is kind of like 4chan. In the beginning they were both small corners of the world where American Anime fans could congregate. Then a bunch of anime-haters hop onboard and complain about the content that started it all.""

- hwkerins; YouTube user, commenting on an old Adult Swim bumper.