Suckiness Is Painful/Quotes

""During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.""

- The Guide, The Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy

""I'm only on page four. This comic is 48 pages long. Expect a lot of crying in this episode.""

- Linkara, on the comic book of Bimbos in Time

"Charlie: Did [Edward] hurt you? Mike: In the sense that boredom can be painful, yes."

- Riff Trax, Twilight

""That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!""

- Calculon, Futurama