Planescape: Torment/Funny

"Morte: "Women are the reason I became a monk. And, uh, the reason I switched back.""
 * Morte and hookers. And female zombies. And Annah. Well, just... Morte.

"Vrischika: It's also known as the Cheater's Blade. Merely holding it aloft will win you the game. Nameless One: Win me the... what do you mean? Vrischika: [Narrowing her eyes] Oh come now, you know exactly what I mean. Buy the Cheater's Blade, you beat the game. It's that simple..."
 * The entire scene where Morte first equips Ingress' Teeth. You have to see it to believe it (this requires some game tweaking).
 * Vrischika describing the Sword of Wh'ynn (requires mods to see):