Small Girl, Big Gun/Quotes

""Japan: Please reconsider cartoon gun-toting big-eyed prepubescent blondes as your national heroes.""

- Mystery Science Theater 3000

""You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.""

- Frankie Figs in The Whole Nine Yards

"There was a young woman named Plunnery Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery. Till one day unobservant, She blew up a servant, And was forced to retire to a nunnery."

- Edward Gorey

"That gun is bigger than you!"

- Mickey Smith to Jackie Tyler, scrapped line from Journey's End

"The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She draws a pistol from her knickers. ''She aims it at the creature's head, And bang bang bang she shoots him dead."

- Roald Dahl