You Can Verb My Noun Any Day

Baby, you can describe my trope any day. Seriously though, the standard form of a semi-cliché pickup line/DoubleEntendre.

Related to Lampshaded Double Entendre and Is That What Theyre Calling It Now. Compare its more annoyed cousin, I Will Show You X.

Anime & Manga

 * Used from Brock in an episode of the Pokémon dub about the Pokémon Tech leader..."She can violate my rights any time."

Films -- Live-Action

 * Used by a British teen about an American girl in What a Girl Wants: "I'd let her dump tea in my harbor any day."

Live-Action TV

 * Special Ops Force: The heroes are posing as firefighters, and a guy says to Margot, "You can light my fire any time."

Video Games
"Gnome Anne: Heellllo, sailor. My, fancy you sailing into my port! You can shiver my timbers any day. I'm Anne, Gnome Anne, and this is my Land Inn. Set anchor, dreamboat, and let me batten your hatches!"
 * Quest for Glory V has a rather odd female Gnome who runs the inn and makes some...strange comments about the male hero. In the Quest For Glory universe, it's a rule that Gnomes always speak in Incredibly Lame Puns.


 * Two mooks discussing Dr. Penelope Young in Batman Arkham Asylum use "She can operate on me anytime!"

Web Comics

 * The last panel of this comic.
 * Black Mage to White Mage in Eight Bit Theater.

Web Original

 * In The Book Of Ratings, Lore once said that Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman could violate his Comics Code Authority anyday.

Western Animation

 * In an early episode of X-Men, after being reminded of the dangers of touching Rogue, Gambit smoothly replies to her, "You can drain my energy any day, chere."
 * The Spectacular Spider-Man: In "The Uncertainty Principle", Liz says to Peter (who is "dressed as Spider-Man" for Halloween) that he can web her up anytime.