Unexplained Recovery/Quotes

"...But it turned out I didn't die!"

- Homestar Runner

"Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.

Father McGrath: I was!"

- Show Within a Show in The Simpsons, "Bart's Dog Get's An F"

"He was dead... Then he got better."

- Tag line for the movie Crank: High Voltage

"Zachariah: How are you...

Castiel:... alive? That's a good question. How did these two [indicating Sam and Dean] end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the answer, don't we?"

- Supernatural

"Nasanna: Shepard? But...you're dead!

Commander Shepard: I got better."

- Mass Effect 2

"Mikaal: Thought you were injured.

Congorilla: I got better."

- Justice League: Cry for Justice #7

"Cinema Snob: ".....weren't you Doctor Insano?"

Spoony: "Eh. I got better.""

- Kickassia

"K: "But how?! You were supposed to be deeeeeeead!"

Nabeshin: "I was, but Kumi-Kumi fixed me up with her needles!"

Kumi-Kumi: "I'm an acupuncturist!"

K: "BUT SHE WAS DEAD TOO!"

Nabeshin: "That's beside the point.""

- Puni Puni Poemy

"Sir Bevedere: What makes you think she is a witch?

Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!

Sir Bevedere:...A newt?

Peasant: *beat* I got better."

- Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"(The Karate Duo Number One have been curb stomped by Geno.)

Zeus Guy #1: I have been defeated.

Zeus Guy #2: I am dying.

Zeus Guy #1: Seriously?

Zeus Guy #2: Yes.

Zeus Guy #1: But you can't die. We're a karate duo. You can't have a duo with just one!

Zeus Guy #2: Then you shall be Karate Solo Number One.

Zeus Guy #1: But that does not have the same ring to it.

Zeus Guy #2: Ugh....

(Zeus Guy #2 dies.)

Zeus Guy #1: Nooooooooo....

(Cut to the Karate Duo recalling the story to Hal and Jeff)

Jeff: Woah! Woah! Woah! If he died in the story, how's he sitting next to you?

Karate Duo Number One: Lucky Candy!"

- Bowsers Kingdom Episode 9

"Frieza: I defeated you!

Vegeta: Sorry, it didn't take!"

- Dragon Ball Kai

"If we wish to bring someone back to life, it's because we wanted to."

- David Gaider

"Shinra: You had two bullets in your body, and considerable muscle damage in your legs and abdomen... so why are you walking around like nothing's happened?

Shizuo: Why? 'Cause I can."

- Durarara