Questionable Content/Funny

''Note: examples are sorted in numerical order -- please insert new examples in their corresponding places. Exceptions may be made when a sequence of strips is nominated collectively.''

"Officer: I got a cooler of cold brewskies in the trunk. Marten: Wait, what? You're drinking on the job? Officer: It's cool, I'm not driving. O'Malley is driving. And he is HIGH as HELL."
 * Deathbot-9000 would rather avoid internet drama
 * Now we're even. Bitch.
 * Maybe I have an exceptionally juvenile sense of humor, but I have to nominate Yet Again. Panels two and three (the sound effects, Marten's expressions) are pretty fantastic, but it was the robot's follow-up in panel four that ensured I would never stop laughing.
 * Not to mention "mantenna array".
 * The strip where Vespavenger gets arrested by the cops.

"Marten: No yelling in the library!"
 * "Am I on FIRE?"

"Penelope: Look at it! Look at my ass and tell me it's pretty!"
 * Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!
 * Comic no. 895: Meena has a plan for messing with her masturbating ex's mind. (A LOT better than it sounds.)
 * Assimilation.
 * "No, you can not just run him through a wood-chipper first!"
 * The Scarlet Letter.
 * The final panel of this comic.

"GONNNNNNNG"
 * Panels two and three of 1056 always make this troper giggle like a little girl.

""My name is DJ Phalliz and I'm here to say... kill your friends. Kill them with a knife.""
 * This Troper has a soft spot for when Pintsize fights the Roomba
 * Marten and Dora discussing alternative employment options in Experience Required.
 * "Really? Do you get the recurring dream where the rapping penis tells you to kill your friends too?"

"Pintsize: MAHTEN ... MAHTEN ... COME OUTSIDE ..."
 * The look on Sven's face in the last panel had me cracking up for a good three minutes.
 * I'm impressed Faye could make a sketch that good all the way at the bottom of a coffee cup, actually.
 * Wil decides to take his life on the road, as dramatically as possible. And then Penelope just gets dragged in to the overacting.
 * Nothing has made this editor LOL more than this.

"Marten: So, if you went with Faye, where's she been all this.... Oh. Faye: [walks in] Hey guys, what's... Goddamn it, you all know, don't you?"
 * this troper puts forth strip 1349.
 * Candles? Check. Rose petals? Check. Champagne? Check. Fake mustache? Priceless.
 * Will's vision quest.
 * Steve can't sing.
 * Yelling Bird gets his comeuppance. And the follow up which is possibly another Crowning Moment of Awesome for Yelling Bird.
 * Dora takes the very frustrated Faye to a sex toy shop, squicking out the poor girl. After complaining the whole time, after they leave the shop Faye asks "Can I have the next, like...hour off?" and jumps for joy when Dora says yes.
 * The strip immediately following it is even better:

"Marten: I posit that ladies' bosoms are rad. Do you agree? Angus: Why, as a matter of fact, I do! Who would have guessed it? Marten: Excellent! I think this calls for another round of drinks. Bartender, fetch us some frosty beers and fancy outfits!"
 * "You came too soon!"
 * These are TIME SNOWBALLS, and they're achieving relativistic VELOCITY and they're gonna hit you twenty years in the FUTURE!
 * It's the boner shark!
 * Honestly, the best part of that one isn't the boner shark. It's Penelope's face in the background. A look of total resignation. You can totally tell she's thinking "It's gonna be one of those mornings..."
 * I have a soft spot for Hannelore messing with her friends.
 * QC Sock Puppet Theatre will never get old. (Well, maybe it'll get old eventually but it'll still be funny.)
 * "Of course I was programmed! I'M A COMPUTER!"
 * STOP HUGGING! STOP HUGGING!
 * With Maximum Ridiculosity.

"Penelope: I was being serious! I'm gonna have to wear a hat with a chinstrap tomorrow!"
 * TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO HUG!
 * Penelope really had a good time with Wil.

"Marigold: You can probably guess how many boyfriends I've had. Hannelore: Ummm....six? Marigold: You're off by six. Hannelore: Twelve!? Wow!"
 * Momo versus the squirrel.
 * "I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE!" Hannelore's expression in the final panel is what makes it.
 * This exchange:

"Marten: There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity when you realize just how profoundly weird your life is. Hannelore: I take medication to prevent those moments. Want some?"
 * I AM THE THUMBLORD!
 * Oh Sousuke-kuuuun.
 * Randy. Manages to be SO annoying that she even shuts up Yelling Bird.
 * Even funnier when you remember that only female marsupials have pouches.
 * Unless "Randy" isn't her name.
 * And then she makes a friend!
 * For some reason, the second attempt at a Roomba-jump makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.
 * WELP I'M GOIN' TO BED
 * It's Jeph's note at the bottom that always gets this troper giggling.
 * Grind on my booty! Grind on my booty!
 * In this strip Steve and Marten admit to having drunkenly made out at one point. Dora and Faye's reaction? "RECREATE THIS. NOW."
 * OH GOD THEY TEAMED UP!—Where's the t-shirt of THAT?
 * Funnier because the next panel has Hanners taking it all in stride:

"Steve: If you guys keep making fun of me I'm not gonna share any of my cookies. Tai: I promise not to seduce your girlfriend if I get a cookie!"
 * NO TIPS FOR ALLIANCE SCUM! *slam*
 * "I think you mean ri COCK ulous."
 * That's probably not an overnight express.

"Faye: Oh, all right. The ears dig into my tummy when I sit down, anyway.
 * Every single strip in the hiring new Coffee of Doom employees storyline. In the interest of saving space, though, some highlights:
 * Faye teaching Hanners her contempt face.
 * God dammit, Sven.
 * Apparently Dora objects.
 * OH MY GOD WHERE IS OUR FOOD.
 * Herp. Derp.
 * Can You Really Blame Him. Marten's face in panel four is capable of making this troper laugh for ten minutes straight.

Marten: Yessss"

"Hannerz: *horrified look*"
 * Better Than You Can Imagine is one of this troper's guaranteed giggle-inducers.
 * Even the guys want Sven.
 * Or more specifically, his butt.
 * Dale's epic stealth skillz.
 * He misses your body
 * 1812...the last two panels are just gold. Also doubles as a bit of a Mood Whiplash
 * Panels 1 and 2: Drinking to get over a breakup. Panels 3 and 4: Drinking to purge the sight from his eyes.
 * "Goddamnit, you showed them the picture of me with the dildo, didn't you."
 * The photo in question. Extra points for it really being a cute picture.
 * And the comment below the comic. "YES"
 * THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT
 * Best instant flash mob support group EVER.
 * Still the best instant flash mob support group ever.
 * I'm not Marigold, I'm Hannelore!
 * Worst sexual euphemism ever?
 * The whole thing, but the expressions in the fifth panel take the cake.
 * Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
 * Clinton's robotic hand, and its semi-autonomous mode.
 * "Ah, but what if you put a male Okapi in space?"

"Shebly: I ran into the door until it broke!"
 * Step 1: Wil orders pizza. Step 2: Penelope answers the door. Step 3: AAAAAAAAAAAA Doubles as a Mind Screw as well.
 * Faye short-circuits Hannelore's freakout without even noticing.
 * "You're my boafregh."
 * Jim's daughter Samantha calls to see when he'll be home.
 * What Marten wants from life.
 * Where Marten goes when he's looking for Hannelore.
 * Tone Poem.
 * Synchronized sleep deprivation.
 * Shebly's explanation for how he was able to interrupt Yelling Bird's filler strip.

"Angus: Duck... Duck... Duck... Faye: What are you- Angus: SSH. Duck... Duck... Faye: ARGAFARGL YOU ARE SO DEAD"
 * Marty's face in the last panel as Samantha tries to get Momo to show off her electronic self-defense capacity.
 * Marten trying to sneak in some last words when Elliot drags him off.
 * All hail Froglord, king of the amphibians!
 * This:

"Kill-Droid: AWW! We never get to kill ANYBODY!"
 * Momo's face as she reads the "Applied Robotics" catalog.
 * Marten's " " face in this comic. You know you have a Crowning Moment Of Funny when even the comic's author laughs at it.
 * "Welp, now I've drawn a holographic dong in the comic."
 * "Marten, no! You still have your... mass."
 * HERE'S TO PRINCIPLE
 * "We are all going to die." "PROBABLY NOT"
 * "WOO"
 * Station's automated Kill-droids lament that it's just a false alert.

"YESSSS"
 * Sleep deprivation results in some funny faces. More so from a hologram.
 * These strips. This probably is how cults get started.


 * Skullmaster's dietary requirements.