VG Cats/Funny

"Ash: "I've got so many Pokeballs I don't know what to do with them! I'm fucking TRIPPING BALLS! Ask Oak!"
 * Worms. That is all.
 * "Make It Double":

(cut to Professor Oak's lab, where there are piles upon piles of Poké Balls)

Professor Oak: "Bitch be TRIPPING balls!""

"Leo: "Hey, it's a good thing they call it Castle Crashers, because it crashes so much! Get it, castles, crashing, crashers? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Ooo, I'm so telling the internet that one! Oh hey, here's another joke! What do you call a 360 that doesn't work? Yours. Red Ring is 100% fail rate to me. It's not you can't find another one, they're easy to find, easy like your mom, real easy! I mean, she's no Wii, but she's cheap! What, I'm just going by what people have told me. People who fuccccccccked her, many people! Get a stamp everytime! 12 stamps and you get anal! It's like a free sub, only it's buttsex! FOOTLONG!""
 * This troper wonders what's been keeping Ash from actually saying that in the anime.
 * 4Kids Entertainment, mostly.
 * Chocobo inbreeding.
 * "Do you think Sims feel pain?"
 * Link finally snaps
 * #269

"Leo: You got a time machine?! You gotta let me use it! Aeris: But I aborted you!...from time! Leo: I got better."
 * #271.

""Katey, I'll be back with some zombrex, I promise."
 * #286 World's Best Dad:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!""
 * later*