Badass Boast/Quotes

"You accuse me of being a madman. What right have you to judge what is sane and what is not? I have fought with the shadows on the edge of your vision. I have seen the faces that laugh at you in your nightmares. I have smelt the foetid breath that issues from the mouth of hell itself. I have heard the silent voices that make your spine tingle with dread. I have entered the realms between worlds where there is no time or place. I have clashed with creatures the sight of which would sear your soul to the core. I have bested horrors that chill with a gaze and tempt unreasoning terror. I have faced death eye to eye and blade to blade. I have stared into the eyes of insanity and met their all-consuming stare. I have done all of this for you, for your protection, and the guarantee of a future for mankind. And yet you accuse me of being a madman, you who have never had your sanity tested so sorely. What right have you to call me a heretic and a blasphemer, who have not heard the whisper of dark gods in your ear? You are weak. Vulnerable. Human in your frailty. I am strong and yet still you judge me. And yet you still judge me for my sins, you who art most sinful to the heart? Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper truly judge what is sane."

- Inquisitor Lichenstein, Warhammer 40000

"His word was the roar of thunder. His glance was the look of the eagle. His might was the strength of the kraken. His guile was the cunning of the wulfen. His temper was the death of men."

- From the saga of Voltar, Warhammer 40000

"I’z smashed ‘umies an’ panzies an’ birdboyz an’ dogfaces; I’z gonna smash anyfing wot gets in my way, an’ take wotz left. I iz da biggest, ‘ardest boss in all da ‘Spanse, da biggest Kaptin ov Undred-Undred Teef, and nuffin kan stop me!"

- Morgaash Kulgraz, Warlord of Undred-Undred Teef, Kaptin of Da Wurldbreaka - Warhammer 40000

"Oy, iz dis thing on?! Yeah, dis here is a message for da' grayskin bosses and their kroot. If'n you're gettin' any pictures wiff this thing, you can see what we done to your kroot over there. They's all dead and making for nice decorations on me new boss-hut. If'n you're not getting da pictures, just take one of da kroot near you an' rip 'em in half. It's like that. Dis here is Warboss Hedkrakka and it wuz me and me boyz that did this to yer kroot. Dis here is Hedkrakka's land now and we'z all coming to see you'z next! I need some grayskins for me boss-hut!"

- Warboss Hedkrakka, Warhammer 40000

"I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill. I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too. I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink. I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"

- Graffiti on Warlord Battle Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV, Warhammer 40000

"Everything that happens, happens for a reason, little one. And that reason is me."

- The "Voice of Tzeentch", Warhammer 40000

""This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcasses of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the Earth may know that there is a God in Israel.""

- David, 1 Samuel 17:46

"Fucking hell! Did anyone see that? I am squirtin' machismo out of my nipples over 'ere! I am a monster truck that walks like a man."

- Yahtzee's idea of what War should be like, Zero Punctuation review of Darksiders

"Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots?... You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU?... Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad! You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you."

- Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

"I can break a door down with one hand behind my back I can crush a Grizzly til his bones begin to crack I eat a dozen t-bones for my early morning snack So imagine what I could do to you...

I can tear a telephone directory in two Bending iron bars is something else that I can do I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue So imagine what I could do to you...

I can knock a hole right through a solid concrete wall I can pull a tree out by its roots, and that's not all Now you know about me, you don't need a crystal ball To tell you what I could do to you

I can crush a house brick with one movement of my hand And laugh while I reduce it to a dusty heap of sand I cut a splendid figure when I make my chest expand So imagine what I could do to you!"

- - The verses to "Exotic" Adrian Street's theme music

"Aldo Raine: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? The Basterds: YES, SIR!"

- Inglourious Basterds

"Sovereign: "

- Mass Effect

"Harbinger: (turns to the Collector General) Harbinger: "

- Mass Effect 2

"I am hunger. I am thirst. ... I can fast for a hundred years and not die. I can lie on the ice for a hundred nights and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies."

- A werewolf, Prince Caspian

"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!"

- practically everyone at some point, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"We are. We owe our being to none who are called anything; from and in the Minds of Men, We are. You shall Serve Us, and We Shall serve you, and None Shall Know who is the Master, and who the Slave. Though We may not be written on the Base Earth, our Lines shall be brief and succinct. Through Interplay of Words shall Our Shape be Known. The Gaps Between our Lines of Text merely Amplify their Impact. Some Words shall be Punctuated, directly relevant to their Importance. Together, Our Importance shall exceed the Sum of our Components. And though We are merely a Memetic Construct, though our Influence, the Thoughts of Men are Twisted to ensure our Existence. Trope of Badass and Word Power. We are the Badass Boast. And now you are a Carrier."

- A Badass Boast for Badass Boasts as modeled from Nobody Dies

"You see, it's like this. In the beginning, God created me... Then he made the universe, from what was left. You will never forget this next moment."

- Morningbright the Dragon, Smax

"Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up."

- The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Forest of the Dead"

"Oh, you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. [Hologramatic slideshow of various monsters] And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them? [Hologram of all the previous Doctors kicking the collective arses of every alien to mess with Earth, ever, comes up while utterly awesome music plays. It gets to the Tenth, and the Eleventh walks through, having just finished picking out his new clothes] Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... Run."

- The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Eleventh Hour"

""HELLLOOO STONEHENGE! Who takes the Pandorica...takes the universe! But bad news everyone...'cause guess who! HA! Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting, could you all stay still for a minute because I AM TALKING! (Every ship in the sky stops) Now the question for the hour is: "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" (Beat) Come oooooon! Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else: I don't have ANYTHING! TO! LOSE! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly - little - guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, AAAAAND THEEEN, do the smart thing....let somebody else try first." (The spaceships fall back. Beat.) That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour. Romans."

- The Eleventh Doctor to an army of spaceships filled with his entire Rogues Gallery, Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"

"Cybermen: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen. Daleks: This is not war, this is pest control! Cybermen: We have five million cybermen. How many are you? Daleks: Four. Cybermen: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? Daleks: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect! Cybermen: What is that? Daleks: You are better at dying! RAISE COMMUNICATION BARRIER!!!"

- The day the Cybermen and Daleks finally meet one another, Doctor Who, "Doomsday"

"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

"As you can see, I'm tiny. Ever since I was born I've done nothing but fight guys that were way bigger than me. And you know what? Not once have I run from a fight. And I've never lost, either!! So sit tight and watch. I'll protect you for sure!!"

- Makoto Tobita, as he is about to try and challenge a giant monster that is trying to kill his girlfriend, Super Dreadnought Girl 4946

"Memorize this! Memorize Jeremiah Gottwald! Commit it to memory, because that is the memorable name of the man who has defeated you!"

- Jeremiah Gottwald, Code Geass

"In every battle that mattered in my life, I've always been the one left standing, no matter how slim my chances. This battle means more than any of the others, because it's for the life of every person that I've ever cared about. I will win this fight."

- Ike, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"

- Belkar Bitterleaf, The Order of the Stick

"We are all in the Monster Manual somewhere, are we not? My entry lies between Elemental and Ethereal Filcher."

- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick

"When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."

- Vhailor, Planescape: Torment

"If I want to live, I live! If I want to take, I take! If I want you to die, YOU DIE!"

- Cesare Borgia, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

"Do you believe that I could kill you? Right here, right now, without using a sword or the Power? Do you believe that if I simply willed it, the Pattern would bend around me and stop your heart? By...coincidence?"

- Rand 'al Thor, The Dragon Reborn, The Wheel of Time

"Black Mage: Can we have a minute? Chaos: I am the yawning chasm from before the before; the darkness after the end of all things. I am nothing and no thing is eternal. Black Mage: ...is that a yes?"

- Eight Bit Theater

"Chiana: You are being paid to work together! Rygel: That's right... (Durka's severed head rolls to a halt in front of the assembled mercenaries) Rygel: And that's what we do to people who don't. You're here to do a job: start acting like professionals."

- Farscape, "Liars, Guns, And Money"

"I am the Morningstar. You are nothing. Fight me if you dare."

- Lucifer, Manchester Lost

"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"

- Secondhand Lions

"Palace of Ashurnasirpal, priest of Ashur, favorite of Enlil and Ninurta, beloved of Anu and Dagan, the weapon of the great gods, the mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria; son of Tukulti-Ninurta, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria, the son of Adad-nirari, the great king, the mighty king of Assyria; the valiant man, who acts with the support of Ashur, his lord, and has no equal among the princes of the four quarters of the world; the wonderful shepherd who is not afraid of battle; the great flood which none can oppose; the king who makes those who are not subject to him submissive; who has subjugated all mankind; the mighty warrior who treads on the neck of his enemies, tramples down all foes, and shatters the forces of the proud; the king who acts with the support of the great gods, and whose hand has conquered all lands, who has subjugated all the mountains and received their tribute, taking hostages and establishing his power over all countries. When Ashur, the lord who called me by my name and has made my kingdom great, entrusted his merciless weapon to my lordly arms, I overthrew the widespread troops of the land of Lullume in battle. With the assistance of Shamash and Adad, the gods who help me, I thundered like Adad the destroyer over the troops of the Nairi lands, Habhi, Shubaru, and Nirib. I am the king who had brought into submission at his feet the lands from beyond the Tigris to Mount Lebanon and the Great Sea [the Mediterranean], the whole of the land of Laqe, the land of Suhi as far as Rapiqu, and whose hand has conquered from the source of the river Subnat to the land of Urartu. The area from the mountain passes of Kirruri to the land of Gilzanu, from beyond the Lower Zab to the city of Til-Bari which is north of the land of Zaban, from the city of Til-sha-abtani to Til-sha-Zabdani, Hirimu and Harutu, fortresses of the land of Karduniash [Babylonia], I have restored to the borders of my land. From the mountain passes of Babite to the land of Hashmar I have counted the inhabitants as peoples of my land. Over the lands which I have subjugated I have appointed my governors, and they do obeisance. I am Ashurnasirpal, the celebrated prince, who reveres the great gods, the fierce dragon, conqueror of the cities and mountains to their furthest extent, king of rulers who has tamed the stiff-necked peoples, who is crowned with splendor, who is not afraid of battle, the merciless champion who shakes resistance, the glorious king, the shepherd, the protection of the whole world, the king, the word of whose mouth destroys mountains and seas, who by his lordly attack has forced fierce and merciless kings from the rising to the setting sun to acknowledge one rule. The former city of Kalhu [Nimrud], which Shalmaneser king of Assyria, a prince who preceded me, had built, that city had fallen into ruins and lay deserted. That city I built anew, I took the peoples whom my hand had conquered from the lands which I subjugated, from the land of Suhi, from the land of Laqe, from the city of Sirqu on the other side of the Euphrates, from the furthest extent of the land of Zamua, from Bit-Adini and the land of Hatte, and from Lubarna, king of the land of Patina, and made them settle there. I removed the ancient mound and dug down to the water level. I sank the foundations 120 brick courses deep. A palace with halls of cedar, cypress, juniper, box-wood, meskannu-wood, terebinth and tamarisk, I founded as my royal residence for my lordly pleasure for ever. Creatures of the mountains and seas I fashioned in white limestone and alabaster, and set them up at its gates. I adorned it, and made it glorious, and set ornamental knobs of bronze all around it. I fixed doors of cedar, cypress, juniper and meskannu-wood in its gates. I took in great quantities, and placed there, silver, gold, tin, bronze and iron, booty taken by my hands from the lands which I had conquered."

- - Standarad Inscription of Ashurbanipal II

"Any man here want tae fight? Then fight me! Aye, fight me! An' I swear by the harp o' bones I'll tak' him tae the deeps o' the sea an' then kick him tae the craters o' the moon an' see him ride tae the Pit o' Heel itself on a saddle made o' hedgehogs! I tell ye, my rage is the strength of the storm that tears mountains intae sand! Who among ye will stand agin me?"

- Awf'ly Wee Billy Bigchin of the Discworld

"I AIN'T GONNA DIE, 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME! LUIGI, YO!"

- slowbeef pretending to be Cornshaq, Retsupurae

"Anor: There are thousands of warriors out here. You are only one man! Rhysode: I am only one Jedi. Anor: You're insane! Rhysode: No. I am Ganner. This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass."

- Ganner Rhysode of the Star Wars Expanded Universe

"I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I! AM! BEOWULF!"

- Beowulf

"I've no time now, but believe me, as surely as the moon will set and the sun will rise, I shall kill you tomorrow night. I shall kill you even if you hide in the deepest cave of the earth. At ten o'clock tomorrow night, I shall kill you..."

- The Invisible Man

": A haven, yea. Yet it must fall ere we be saved. Too frail a shell, and humans should not thrive. Too stout a shell, and they would not die. Slaughter and salvation! Two irreconcilable Focuses we bore. Yet bound were we in a cocoon prison, impervious to our power. And so we thank you, for granting us our longed-for birth. We are the Abandoned One, born but now to die. Or name is By our hand, the world shall know redemption!"

- Final Fantasy XIII

"I am the great lion himself And my name is Mark the Evangelist Whoever should attempt to defy me Shall be banished from my sight"

- Heraldric emblem of Venice

"Two Romes there were, a third there is. A fourth there shall not be."

- An unknown Russian monk's expression of Patriotic Fervor

"Freeza: Why don't you just stand still...and give up?! Goku:...Let me see what you've got. Freeza: Why, you WORM! You dare to mock me? (fires at Goku, who takes it on the chin without a scratch) Goku: What's the matter, Freeza? I can't be harder to destroy than a planet, right? Freeza: (absolutely terrified) You...you...what are you? Goku: You haven't figured it out yet? I'm a proud Saiyan who calls Earth home, and I'm here to defeat you. I am the warrior you've heard of in legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury. That's what I am. (as a column of lava erupts behind him) I AM THE SUPER SAIYAN, SON GOKU!"

- Dragon Ball Kai

"I'm going to tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours, and listen! The reputation of Team Gurren echoes far and wide... When they talk about its bad ass leader, the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity, they're talking about me! The Mighty Kamina!"

- Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"Buffy: It claimed to be the Original Evil, the one that came before anything else. Anya: ''Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? 'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' ...Or terrified. Whatever."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Resistance is futile."

- The Borg, Star Trek the Next Generation

"I walked this land when the T'lan Imass were but children. I have commanded armies a hundred thousand strong. I have spread the fire of my wrath across entire continents, and sat alone upon tall thrones. Do you grasp the meaning of this?"

- Kallor the High-King, 'Malazan Book of the Fallen

"Simon: Don't underestimate us! We don't care about time, or space, or multi-dimensional whatevers... We don't give a damn about that! Force your way down a path you choose to take and do it all yourself. That's the way Team Dai-Gurren Rolls! Nia: Even when trapped by Karma's cycle... Yoko: The dreams we left behind will open the door! Leeron: Even if the universe stands in our way! Simon: We'll break through time and space... All: And defy all those who would stop us to grab hold of our path! Simon: Tengen Toppa... Gurren Lagann! All: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?"
 * Our seething blood will determine what will be!

- The Dai-Gurren Brigade, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"All that I see, I conquer!"

- Lord Vyce, Atop the Fourth Wall

"I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!"

- Batman, Batman the Animated Series

"Oracle: What will happen if this Titan stuff reaches Gotham? Batman: It won't reach Gotham."

- Batman: Arkham Asylum

"I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon you!"

- Jules, Pulp Fiction

"I'm bad, I'm the baddest motherfucker on the world."

- The Juggernaut, bitch!

""One riot, one ranger.""

- Captain Bill MacDonald, Texas Ranger

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come."

- Hakumen, Blaz Blue

"Victory... is my destiny."

- Meta Knight, Super Smash Bros Brawl

"What I'm fighting for? That's just ridiculous. I don't need a reason to fight. I have and am going to fight just to destroy Mega Man!!"

- Bass, Mega Man and Bass

"I'll have you know.. That I've become... Indestructable Determination that is incorruptable From the other side a terror to behold Annihilation will be unavoidable Every broken enemy will know That their opponent had to be invincible Take a last look around while you're alive I'm an indestructable Master of War!"

- Disturbed, Indestructable

"Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah."

- Kane, Command & Conquer

"Master, I am still inexperienced. Before you left us, you told me that the Demon Sword Grollschwert would clear a path for me. Now you are no longer with us... Still, I have this sword. As long as I wield it, I shall press onward! I WILL find you, !"

- Grolla Seyfarth, Rosenkreuzstilette

"Hah! That was nothing! I won't let it happen again! I'm the strongest fighter there will ever be!"

- Grizzaka before growing to giant size in Power Rangers Jungle Fury

"I AM DARKNESS! I AM DOOM... NO FORCE ON THIS WORLD CAN DESTROY WHAT I AM! LONG UN-LIVE THE SHADOWSCYTHE!!!"

- Sepulchure before Drakath kills him in Adventure Quest Worlds

"Jem'Hadar Captain : Prepare yourself. I have found you a worthy opponent. Worf: Where is he? Jem'Hadar Captain: Right in front of you."

- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"Odin is your king, not mine. I had my magicks before Odin, and I'll have them still long after him."

- Loki, The Thousandth Man, an AU Thor fic

"RoboCop (Murphy): Drop it! Dead or alive, you are coming with me. Emil Antonowsky: I know you. You're dead! We killed you! We killed you!"

- RoboCop

"Professor Broom: There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. And we are the ones who bump back."

- Hellboy

"I won't let impostors like you defile my sanctuary. Everything that is within the reach of my fists is my kingdom... and I am its only master."

- Bunen, Over Bleed

"I'm ready, man. Check it out! I am the ultimate bad-ass! State of the bad-ass art! You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you! Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. WHAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs. We got sonic, electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, we got sharp sticks."

- Private William Hudson, Aliens

"I just surfed a robo Dracula from the moon, so all yalls can just take it!"

- Dr. McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

"You cannot enter here. Go back to the Abyss prepared for you! Fall back into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master! Go back. Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know death when you see him? Die now, and curse in vain!"

- Gandalf the White and The Witch-King of Angmar provide dueling Badass Boasts, Return of the King

"You will never get it back. In the last need, Smeagol, I should put on the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, wearing it, were to command you, you would obey - even if it were to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. And such would be my command. So have a care, Smeagol!"

- Frodo Baggins, Iron Woobie, suddenly takes a level In Badass, The Two Towers

"I'm the babe of a bloodripper Born in the teeth of a gale I'm the one who wields the sword And makes the foebeast wail Blood's me fav'rite colour Swifter'n lightning aye Stand out me way, stand out I say Step aside now, or die! 'Cos I'm the spawn o' nightstorm An' death sails in me wake I sheath me blade in innards An' what I want, I take! Come one, come all, I'm waitin' I'll flay yer carcass bare So everyplace I go they'll say Ahoy, you bold corsaaaaaaaaaaaiiir!"

- Romsca, Pearls of Lutra

""[N]o plan ever survives contact with the enemy, as the saying goes. Well, no enemy is going to survive contact with this plan.""

- Harry Johnson, Top Dog

""I will be the Winter Knight. I will be the most terrifying Knight the Sidhe Courts have ever known. I will send your enemies down in defeat and make your power grow. But I do it my way. On my terms. When you give me the task, I’ll decide how it gets done—and you’ll stay out of the way and let me work. And that’s how it’s going to be.""

-, The Dresden Files

"I can kill anything that exists, even if it's a god."

- Shiki Ryougi, Kara no Kyoukai

"My name is Sanger. Sanger Zonvolt! I am the Sword That Smites Evil!!" / "There is nothing that my Zankantou/Colossal Blade cannot cut."

- Sanger Zonvolt, Super Robot Wars

"No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!"

- Laura Roslin, Battlestar Galactica

"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

- William Munny, Unforgiven

"I am Chuck Fucking Norris! I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch! I split the Union with a roundhouse kick! I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick! ... You may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master!"

- Chuck Norris in Epic Rap Battles of History

"Turaga Nuju always said the universe was a riddle. Today, I am the answer."

- Toa Matoro, Bionicle

"This era, when humans deny my existence and I have become legend, is what I was waiting for! Now, attempt to defeat me! And I shall become a living legend!"

- Toyosatomimi no Miko, Touhou

"I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I see."

- Lord Zedd, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

"'Cause if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it."

- Tony Stark, The Avengers

"I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you...are...NEXT!"

- Pennywise, IT

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."

- Frank Horrigan, Fallout 2

"I am Commander Kevyn Andreyasn. I have shaped the destinies of Worlds, of Nations, of Galaxies. I have created and destroyed. I have followed and I have led. I have known love, and I will know it again. I flirt with Death for a living, and I have cheated the Reaper at least four times. The cliff-jump should probably count, too. Make that five times. And assuming I survive being shot in the chest, the count will rise to six."

- Kevyn, Schlock Mercenary, December 10, 2006