Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff/Characters

The most awesome characters in the world.

Sweet Bro
Sweet Bro is the first character introduced. He is known to like Video Games and is always ready to test new ideas. "No you dumb homo tool, your PRAYING WRONG."
 * Butt Monkey
 * Cloudcuckoolander
 * Cordon Bleugh Chef: Who else would put jelly on a hot god?
 * The Fundamentalist: He doesn't accept Jeff's alternate way of praying.


 * Perma Stubble
 * Shonen Hair
 * The Stoner
 * Took a Level In Badass: Big time.
 * Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist

Hella Jeff
Hella Jeff is the Straight Man of the two. He will usually question Sweet Bro's ideas if he finds them a little weird. He likes sports, especially basketball, and has demonstrated an intelligence capable of fooling Sweet Bro.
 * Anti-Hero
 * Distacted By The Rank Ass Vent Wind
 * Pants Free
 * Stealth Expert He seems to like spying on Sweet Bro, and appears in nooks and crannies effortlessly.
 * The Stoner: Not as much as Sweet Bro, but he still tokes up on a joint to make him stoned. Or something.
 * Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist

Geromy
The new friend, introduced in comic #7.
 * Black Best Friend
 * Donald Glover: Popularly played by him until The Batterwtich had him assassinated.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse: Judging by the assorted polls on the wiki, he is ridiculously more popular than the rest of the cast.
 * Living Prop: He never even moves.
 * Token Minority (despite being the third black character to be introduced, after Barack Obana and The Big Man)

The Big Man
A popular Basketball player.
 * Hidden Depths: He has the time to warn the readers about AIDS.
 * Lady Mondegreen: His name was believed to be "Hass the Rock".

Barack Obana
The president. But the econony is still falling.
 * Barack Obana: Duh.
 * Non Standard Character Design: In a comic filled with poorly-drawn characters, Obana is a poor-quality photo.
 * Off the Chart

Sweet Bro's Mom
Sweet Bro's kind and loving mother.
 * Brother Chuck: Disappeared after the second comic, and didn't turn up again until number 18.
 * Hot Mom
 * Really Gets Around: She has sex with two guys with quite a very short time inbetween, so this can be assumed.
 * And one of them was her son!
 * The Smurfette Principle: She and The Date are the only female character seen so far.

Peaches

 * Big Friendly Dog: "hopy SHIT, that dog is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!"
 * Canine Companion
 * Team Pet

The Date
A beautiful wonan whom both Bro and Jeff dated. At the same time. It didn't exactly go well. ""Stop smelling those sandwinches you HIDEOUS COCK, she's ESCAPING TO THE SIDE.""
 * The Faceless
 * Huge Girl Tiny Guy
 * Informed Attribute: Being that she's The Faceless, we've no idea if Jeff's right about her being a "beautiful wonan".
 * Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Presumably.


 * The Smurfette Principle: She and Sweet Bro's Mom are the only female character seen so far.

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