In Hero Years… I'm Dead

In Hero Years, I'm Dead is a 2010 "superhero noir" novel by Michael Stackpole which follows a superhero, named Coyote, returning to his city after a 20-year absence. He finds that the world has changed greatly since he left. Superheroes and villains have become commercialized, and combat between them is a ritual followed on the level of professional sports, complete with fantasy leagues. Facing a system where he'll never fit in, Coyote is forced to decide whether to change, to retire, or to do what he does best: break the system.

Stackpole has released the novel as a digital download with sample chapters on his Web site, here. -

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""One who deserves to be worshipped as a god ought to have the background for it, shouldn’t one?""
 * Arc Words: "Be Good", "Kyrgyzstan".
 * Awesomeness By Analysis: Revealed to be the key to Coyote's success. In this world, superheroes are much more realistic about the measures they take to protect their identities, but Coyote has specialized in ferreting out the identities of heroes and villains. He caught the Superman analogue on sunscreen while temping as an accountant.
 * Brought Down to Normal: Superman-expy Gravitor is revealed to have lost his powers because he has Jadeite shards embedded into his heart.
 * Call a Rabbit A Smeerp: The world is an alternate history where large bills are called Reagans and videoscreens are called Murdochs.
 * Clark Kenting: Reversed. Grant Stone always wears aviator glasses. Graviton doesn't.
 * The Cowl: Nighthaunt, Coyote, Puma.
 * Crazy Prepared: Coyote notes this to be the key to being a "Felix", an unpowered superhero with a bag of tricks from which you can always pull one more.
 * Dating Catwoman: Literally. Coyote dated the Catwoman Expy.
 * Dead Man Writing:
 * Puma's granddaughter, Diana, has a number of letters from Puma passed out after his death. The only one identified is to Dr. Sinisterion. The contents are never stated.
 * Nighthaunt leaves a bottle of whiskey with attached clue with Coyote shortly before he's found dead in his mansion.
 * Disappeared Dad: Coyote had to leave abruptly. For 20 years. He learns upon his return that he has a daughter.
 * Expy: Multiple. Graviton is Superman. Nighthaunt and Redhawk are Batman and Robin. Colonel Constitution is Captain America, just to name a few examples.
 * Evil Counterpart: Both Nighthaunt and Dr. Sinisterion were made orphans after their parents were shot down in an alley. Nighthaunt became a superhero while Dr. Sinisterion became an (alleged) criminal mastermind.
 * Evil Plan: 's attempt to overturn the system by masterminding a villain uprising while convincing three factions of heroes that the other faction is behind it.
 * Face Heel Turn: Coyote himself thanks to efforts of.
 * Faking the Dead:
 * Gas Chamber: The memorabilia room and its vacuum pump.
 * I Have Many Names: Coyote has multiple secret identities, with accompanying name. His real name is.
 * Intercontinuity Crossover: Coyote becomes, the character who also appears in PS 238 and other fiction by Michael Stackpole.
 * Legacy Character: A couple of examples in-universe, like Captain Constitution, and Coyote/Kid Coyote.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father: Coyote knows that (alleged) super-villain is his father, but it's not widely known to the public and is an incredible shock to Coyote's daughter.
 * Make Me Wanna Shout: Panda-monium
 * Mentor Occupational Hazard: dies protecting Coyote and a bystander from Panda-monium. Subverted in that he's a bit senile at the moment, and probably didn't realize he was protecting his former pupil.
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr. Sinisterion, who is revealed to have a doctorate in divinity.
 * Make Me Wanna Shout: Panda-monium
 * Mentor Occupational Hazard: dies protecting Coyote and a bystander from Panda-monium. Subverted in that he's a bit senile at the moment, and probably didn't realize he was protecting his former pupil.
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr. Sinisterion, who is revealed to have a doctorate in divinity.

""Average age of death, fifty-six years. That’s the toll the stress takes on the body. I guarantee you, any hero over fifty-six is a mutant, an alien, or got out early.""
 * Old Superhero: The novel doesn't shy away from the fact that older super-heroes typically find that years of heroics or strange empowering chemicals tend to leave one in very bad shape after a certain age. The successful ones frequently parlay this into a living selling memorabilia and autographs, but many of the older heroes never thought to try to control video footage of them and therefore have nothing left to sell but themselves.


 * Reckless Sidekick: Nighthaunt reveals to Coyote that he accidentally made Redhawk this by being a bit too competent. Redhawk knew he'd always get rescued, so his modus operandi was to rush in half-cocked and his reaction in a hopeless situation was to give up and wait for rescue.
 * Renaissance Man: Forced onto Coyote by as he attended numerous schools to pick up numerous skills.
 * Resignations Not Accepted: Played with. Coyote wants to retire, his girlfriend wants him to retire, his daughter wants him to retire. The Big Bad doesn't want him to retire in order to draw him into his Evil Plan.
 * Retired Badass: Coyote eventually tries to settle into being one of these. He's... working on it. At first, he wants to get right back into the game. Even after he realizes he's too old for it, he continues to fight crime when In Harm's Way. Even when he decides to not do super-heroing, he still finds himself being The Chessmaster in analyzing the superhero industry and finding ways to manipulate or break it.
 * Title Drop: Mentioned by Coyote in a conversation with Grant Stone.
 * Utility Belt: Fairly standard for "Felix"-type heroes in the world. Puma's utility belt serves as a Chekhov's Gun at one point in the book.