Hitman (Comic Book)/Funny

From the Hitman comic book series by Garth Ennis:

" "Word!" said his homie, "I got my nine! Now let's go bust a cap in that nuclear swine!" "
 * When Etrigan the demon fights the alien parasite who gave Tommy his powers at a gangster's funeral(the same funeral for the gangster that Tommy was hired to kill). Yes, it's exactly as Crazy Awesome as it sounds, and is very funny.
 * Tommy puking his curry on Batman's feet.
 * The rhyming narration of the Christmas issue In the Style Of "Twas the Night Before Christmas."


 * Hacken killing chickens.
 * Tommy killing a vampire by