Coronation Street/Funny

"Gail: Eileen, what brings you round here? Eileen: Your tart of a daughter dropping another sprog! Gail: Oh, you've heard. Eileen: I want you to do something about that overactive womb of hers!"
 * Sophie was annoyed that her parents were paying more attention to her than Rosie and so made up an imaginary friend to get attention. One afternoon Sally was hoovering under the couch when suddenly Sophie jumped up screaming "You've killed her! You've killed Ebony Ray!" (by hoovering her up apparently) and ran out of the room. Sally's expression was priceless.
 * Chesney walking in on Sally Webster in the shower.
 * David got into a fight with Jason in the middle of the street and made a false accusation to the police. This led to a shouting match in the middle of the street and David was eventually found out. Cue Eileen saying cheerfully "Well, I'll put the tea on" while Gail is still reeling.
 * Eileen finds out Sarah Platt is pregnant again and goes around to Gail's house.


 * David Platt smashing up the street and Eileen walks past casually saying "another day in paradise, eh Gail?". And at the end of the rampage, Rita walks out of the hairdressers and says "so now the whole street knows I'm not a natural redhead".
 * Kirk steals a ring to propose to Fizz and then tries to go on the run when he thinks the police are after him. Fizz and Tyrone then put on outrageous disguises and try to return the ring to the shop.
 * Vera finding out that Jack had been posing nude for artists, and smashing a painting on his head, leaving his head popping through it, like in a cartoon.
 * Kirk's attempt at serenading Fiz to win her back - The scene starts with Fiz & her new boyfriend in her room, before Kirk can be heard shouting something from the street below. Fiz then looks out of the window to see what he wants, before she remarks that Kirk's "singing our song".
 * When Graeme, David Platt's best friend started dating David's ex Tina Graeme decided to break the news gently, after chaining David to a radiator. Since David took the news badly Graeme decided to leave him to go warn Tina, about halfway explaining the situation to Tina a rock comes flying through her window, David has ripped the radiator out of the walldragged it down the the street and is now shouting every insult he can think at his ex-girlfriend and now ex-friend. Graeme and Tina run outside to try to calm David who has now knocked himself over with the radiator. Seriously one of the funniest scenes in the past year.