Forrest Gump/Funny

"Lt. Dan: You. Will. NEVER. Sink. This. BOAT!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
 * Admit it, you wanted to laugh too when Lt. Dan is practically challenging God to strike down their shrimp boat during the hurricane.

"JFK: Congradulations, how does it feel to shake the president's hand? Forrest: I gotta pee. (Quickly runs off to use the bathroom.)
 * While Forrest's football team is at the White House to meet President John F. Kennedy, Forrest drinks over a dozen bottles of Dr. Pepper. When the time comes to shake the president's hand...

JFK: I believe he said he had to go pee!"