Everything's Better with Penguins/Quotes

"''Now lots of other penguins

Seem to do fine

In the universe of nothing but ice.

But if I could be yours,

And you could be mine,

Our cozy little world would be

Twice as nice!

I want to be your personal penguin from now on!''"

- "Your Personal Penguin"

"Dood!"

- The Prinnies

"Why's there so many [movies about penguins]? Because people love 'em! Awww, lookit the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little fuckers? Aren't they fucking funny?!"

- James Rolfe

""Scientists believe that these penguins, these, comic, flightless, web-footed little bastards may finally, unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths of the human mind.""

- John Cleese, Frontiers In Medicine

"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had."

- Linus Torvalds

""It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.""

- Joe Moore

""Aww, they're so cute! They're as if puppies and kittens could have babies!""

- Turanga Leela

""I. FUCKING. LOVE. PENGUINS.""

- Crump

""Io chiamo PINGUINI!""

- Italian Spiderman

""If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins.""

- ''Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.