Proton Jon/Funny

This is a page for funny moments from Proton Jon's videos on his own channel. For funny Runaway Guys moments, see the Runaway Guys page.

From his Kaizo Mario World LP:
"Jon: ...oh, what?!... WHAT?! WHAAAT?! ...What the fuck? What the fuck? What...the...fuck? What the...(bursts into tears) Are you serious?! (silence, as Jon calms himself) Jon: Maybe I imagined that... (Reloads save-state, which shows Mario dying via Kaizo Trap...again.) Jon: (distraught) Oh FUCK I didn't imagine that!"
 * Jon's playthrough of Kaizo Mario World Special Stage 2 has his famous reaction to the "Kaizo Trap":

"WHA.A.A.T???"
 * "Alright, what have we got? We got -- a hundred seconds?! Oh, mother fuck, this is not gonna be good!"
 * "I'm not sleeping tonight, guys; this is my nightmare sound."
 * "Move faster, Pokey! Faster! FASTER! For the love of God, Faster!"
 * Set to a pokey cosplay!
 * "Jump! Jump you... fuckin' football player! MEGAMAN!﻿ JUMP MEGAMAN!"
 * "Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Ca.. don't catch death! Stop catching death!"
 * "For the love of Batman. JUMP!"
 * "BILL COSBY! IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!"
 * "Not gonna mess up. Not gonna fuck this up." *dies, loads state* "You didn't see that."
 * "Drillstomp!...360!...Kickflip McTwist!...Christ Air!...900!...I'm already out of Tony Hawk moves."
 * "Go, go, go, go, Mario! I'm-a Mario!"
 * From his playthrough of Special Stage 4: No matter how many times we've seen it, it still never gets old.
 * "''OH WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!?!?!?" (After making it across three Thwomps and something crushes him out of nowhere.)
 * Even before that: "Hop. Slight hop. Mega hop!" *Dies* "Sliiight -" *Dies* "Sliight - Mega Man!" (succeeds) "Did it."
 * And when the mid-level save drops him into a pit.


 * "HOLY FUCK!!!"
 * "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudgeicles!"

From some of his other Super Mario World ROM Hack LPs:
""No! You know my feelings on those!" "AWWWWW, that's not cool, that is not kosher... in fact it is very anti-kosher, like eating a pig...raw." "No, no, stop it, STOP IT." "YOU SON OF A BI-...okay, that was kinda funny...""
 * Two Words: "Death Water!"
 * "Have I said Death Water enough tonight?"
 * "Death Water: The Movie, featuring Led Zeppelin as Death Water's Son! How a whole band can be one person, I don't know, but it's Death Water! So it doesn't matter. "
 * "It's... Cherry Kool-Aid! (I knew what you thought I was gonna say.)"
 * Mario has killed Iggy.
 * The ultimate Mario mindfuck.... Random Koopa Troopa and a key.
 * "THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?!"
 * (While sliding down a hill in a Mario ROM-Hack with SSBB's version of "Gourmet Race" playing in the background) "SO FUCKIN' METAL!"
 * "FUCKIN' EXTREEEEEME!"
 * "I'm gonna flip this copy of Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island" *Beat* "It landed on its corner..."
 * The glitched-out shell: "Oh, Damn, son!"
 * "Look at it dance!"
 * "Ridiculous? That's ridiculous! Nothing can be as ridiculous as ridiculousness!"
 * "WHY ARE THEY FALLING OUT OF THE SKY?!"
 * "Is it a secret? Is it pizza? Is it secret pizza? It's... a Kaizo Trap!"
 * Any of his reactions to invisible blocks:

"Jon: Eenie-meenie-run-away! Would you stop raining--! It does not rain football players in Mario Land! I don't care what you think! Alright! I think we're good. I hope we're good. We're not good! [Beat] Okay, now we're good.
 * "(Posh accent) There was something I wanted to discuss. Very important. It involves Fist of the North Star. It is quite perhaps the best Japanese animation ever made. D'you know why? Because it has a man that yells "ATATATA" a lot. And as an immature teenage boy, I find it hilarious."
 * Das Frakenstein un liebund... schnitzel... walrus. The third.
 * "Why did I die -- THERE'S TIME! AHH! GETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOOR!"
 * Most of 'Koopa Koopa Mob' from Furious Mario, which brings us such gems as:

I'd better stop complaining and start running..."

"Jon: [Through laughter] That's just stupid!"
 * His reaction to the end of 'Obstacle Course' from Furious Mario

From Knytt Stories:
"Jon: Well, I guess I have no choice, I guess I have to eat the mushroom. Oh, wow. Imagine that. Imagine that; you have to do something the game tells us not to do. That's incredible, that's amazing, that's -- mushroom! (eats mushroom) ...huh? ...huh? That... that did nothing. Aw, it's not gonna be some stupid psychedelic Freak-Out, is it? Like, I'm not gonna talk to her and she's gonna eat my head or something?
 * In his first playthrough of "Don't Eat the Mushroom", he didn't eat the mushroom, and the game ended in the most anticlimactic fashion imaginable...

(He walks forward a little bit... and then, completely surprising Jon)

Jon: AUGH! (gasps) Fuck!"


 * "Does doing drugs actually do this? I -- I'm gonna need to check this, 'cause if I took a hit of acid and suddenly saw The Burger King on fire singing "What is Love," I'd be amazed."
 * "I got the "I Forget" move. HOORAY!"
 * "WHA!!! Fuck."
 * "Yes! More! More Jim Carrey!"
 * "Probably shouldn't have eaten that mushroom. Oh you..."
 * "I am climbing myself. What the hell?"
 * "WHO MADE THIS THING?!"
 * "Aww, Internet Explorer? 6?! Oh, no wait, it's 7, never mind."
 * "It's nice and atmospheric, especially later o --" *falls into water* "...fuck."
 * *again* "FUUUUU--! Lalalala, I didn't see that..."
 * *...and again* "FUUUUUdgecicles!"

From his Super Smash Bros videos:
"Ashley: How many times did I say"
 * "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!"
 * "NO YOU WILL NOT!"
 * "I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHOW ME ANYTHING!"
 * The ending to the first video.

"Jon: You weren't playing with Chris and everyone else when all they did was team up three Game & Watches on a-- (Jon gets hit with a 9 from the giant Lu Bu) Jon: MARIO!!! Lu Bu: THERE WE GO! That was a giant 9!"
 * "GYNECOLOGY STAB!!!"
 * "THE KNEE"
 * The last few seconds of that same match. It has to be seen to be believed!
 * "AHHH! I'M STUCK!" (Goes in reverse and falls off the stage)
 * "No nines!" (Get's hit by a nine from Game N' Watch) "SONOFABITCH!"
 * "YES NINES!"
 * The following:


 * "Oh, God! Jill is the Anti-Dee!"
 * "This call is being recorded." What makes it is how Rodney (Azura) can't stop laughing.

From his playthrough of a custom Deal or No Deal game, with his roommate Kelekin:
"Jon: We have... Hepatitis A-G. I forgot that was there. Uh... (Cue Censor Box with the text: "This part of the commentary deleted because Jon was an idiot and forgot he was recording") Kelekin: Anyways! Jon: Moving on! We have a... one year supply of Gonorrhea. God damn it."
 * It bears mention that even the introduction has its own Crowning Moment...

"Game narration: That round was not in your favor. Jon: How was it not in my favor? Kelekin: He recognizes the benefits of them being used!"
 * There's also the reason Jon gives for playing the game: He saw a Deal or No Deal arcade machine... at a Chuck E. Cheeses. Where he was going for his birthday. "Great place for a 23-year-old to go for their birthday, huh?"
 * "I'm not getting a golden shower, you sick fuck."
 * "What will R Kelly do now?"
 * The entirety of the round where Jon loses the box of used condoms.

"Kelekin: Seriously, though, if you had to choose between a romhack -- a bad romhack -- and a package of used condoms? I think that's quite the toss-up.
 * The 'Bad Mario Rom Hack' versus the used condoms was worth a chuckle, too:

Jon: I'm not answering that question at all!

Kelekin: Thought I'd try."

"2nd Helper:'' [completely blank] Jon: ......WOW! Kelekin: She's speechless! Jon: I think she had a stroke! That's why she is holding her head. [...] Kelekin: Somebody should call 911. [...] She's telepatically calling 911. Jon: I'm summoning 911 right now."
 * "You are useless, Carmen!"
 * "You're useless too... and you're a prick!"
 * And at the last choice:

"Game text: Suggested offer: Sponge Bath from Mom. Jon: Eugh!
 * Jon's reaction to the second offer is priceless, too:

Kelekin: You know, I think that's a good suggestion.

Jon: Nonono! Change it! Change it! I hate you!

Kelekin: Hypothetical mom wants to give you a sponge bath.

Jon: Hypothetical mom can hypothetically go away."

From Superman 64:
"Jon: And I am... walking in mid-air. [Silence] Thank you, game. Thank you. The only problem with [kidnapping babies] is if I press B to fly, I can't.... Okay. That's new. [Starts flying] Oh, whoa! That... didn't work last time!"
 * The glitches, over 30 of them listed in Jon's Let's Play of the game.
 * Glitch 22 especially. (It's in Stage 4, around the 16 minute mark.) I actually had to pause the video and go get a drink because I was laughing too hard. I even took a snapshot of it and showed my mum and dad.
 * Stage 6 adds a whopping 27 glitches to the count (including one during the pre-level cutscene), bringing the total up to 58.
 * Getting shot to heal yourself.
 * "And now apparently I can't walk up the stairs. Superman, walk up the stairs. Stop jumping like a pony and walk up the stairs. Don't jump over the stairs! Thank you. -- Fly, Superman, into that wall!"
 * "Let's show off our lovely hero's face ... AND THEN HIS CHEST!"
 * "WOW. DUUUUDE!"
 * Kidnappable Babies: Infinite
 * "What if I throw it... oh man, where'd the baby carriage go?!"
 * Right before the above, there's this:

"Jon: "Ah, shit, now I have to do this all over again." Superman: "Then there's no time to waste." Jon: "Fuck.""
 * Then when Jon realises exactly what he's done ...

"Jon: Now I want everyone to just kinda sit back, relax, and enjoy this well earned victory. Do you know why? A mine robot flies by and kills Superman
 * Random Asshole Comment: 1
 * At the end of the dam stage:

Jon: Because it didn't really happen."

""Nice biography on Titus, but you forgot the﻿ part where the Caen brothers died tragically when they accidentally glitched through the floor.""
 * One of the comments on the first part of the Stage three video:

"Subtitles: "Super Powers in Game: She can punch things.""
 * "For now, let's enjoy the third ride while we have it... in glorious Squint-o-vision..."
 * "I... I smile and nod. It's Gameboy logic."
 * "Mala is from the planet Krypton-- same as Superman-- which means she has the exact same powers as Superman... which, thankfully, in this game means absolutely nothing."
 * The better humour is in what is stated silently:

"Jon: There's the water-- [Beat] and we fell through the water. This is Superman's innards, incase you were wondering what the Man of Steel looked like inside. There's the water. There's us falling through it. Aaaaaand any second now, I'm gonna break the game. [This happens] Yup. Isn't this game great, folks?"
 * "Astute listeners with ears will have noticed that Superman's health is low.
 * Jon breaking the game in the dam level and, without missing a beat, taking us an a tour of the 'Negative world'

"Jon: So I guess we'll take what little time we have left and explore the vast... ocean... of Metropolis. Where the hell are all the buildings? [Beat] Okay. So this is Metropolis, apparently Aquaman hangs out here... there's the water. Fog under the water. Believable... I guess. Except for those triangles. You can-- [starts laughing] see the walls! You can see the boundaries of Metropolis!"
 * In a similar vein, he screws himself over in a later mission by taking us on an actual tour. Of water and fog.

"Jon: You probably can't find [a copy of the Superman strategy guide] unless you look online or you know some very deranged people... and I do. Subtitle: Thanks, Dan."
 * "Aren't you glad I decided to show this to you guys? 'Go ahead, play Superman, it'll be great! You'll love it! Oh, you'll have fun playing it!'"
 * "Damn his hoola-hoop plans!"
 * Jon's explanation of how he came across a Superman 64 strategy guide.

"Jon: [Through laughter] What the fuck was that?"
 * "I know more about this game than the guide does, which is really depressing... and makes it hard to sleep at night."
 * Jon walks into the Braniac boss room, collects health... and hears glass shatter. He immediately starts laughing.

"Jon: In fact, one time, when no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. I know! He took forty cakes! That's as much as four tens! And That's Terrible. Subtitle: Much like this joke."
 * "Each piece of paper-- which magically disappears after you've read it, because apparently you've put it in your Superpocket or some other... where are the pockets on S-- I don't even want to know where Superman has pockets."
 * Jon hamming it up during his bio of Lex Luthor.

"Jon: I swear, that map is straight out of Golden Eye 1997! Maybe a different color, but that map looks straight out of it.
 * Jon getting distracted by the map of the world in Stage 4.

[Screen switches to a comparison]

Subtitle: I was thinking of Control, not Bunker 2. Also, they don't look the same at all.

Jon: [As the game resumes] Then again, it was just a map of the world, so I could be imagining it.

[Screen switches back to the comparison]

Subtitle: You totally were."

""Never Thought I'd Say That" Count: 2"
 * "That was not a boss fight. Not by any stretch of the imagination. He walked into my fist."
 * "Oh no, I pushed him through the wrong part of the floor... ...that's a phrase I never thought I'd say."
 * "Is that forklift humping that robot!?"

"Jon: Now if you remember-- [Superman glitches] ...the dance button."
 * "The conveyorbelt still moves and...oh, that robot still move-- what is that robot doing? Stop doing that to Superma-- what are you doing? God, Superman is that robot! Oh no!"
 * "Now, for some reason, it's not doing it anymore, but-- Superman, why are you humping the sky? Superman, why are you humping the floor? Get up! That's wrong! Get-- there we go..."
 * "... He wasn't getting up for a second, I was getting concerned. Uh, w-well he was getting up but... ah-hem..."
 * "Let's get shot at and get hit in the underpants... double whammy right there..."
 * "Raise the roof, Superman! ...although I just threw it... So now we'll just steal some lights off the ceiling instead... which are also explosive. Of course. Okay, that one actually kind of makes sense."
 * "I have to get out of here super fast... oh, I see what I did there..."
 * Jon's reaction to one of Superman's freakouts.


 * "Hi Lois! Get out of the way, I need to save Lois."
 * When doing Metallo's bio, Jon describes him as being as somewhat forgettable compared to the other bosses in the game, and then gives examples of what makes the other bosses interesting. Said examples? Mala has "A Winning Personality" and Lex Luthor "Spends Entire Level In A Tube".

From Mario Kart Wii:
"Chris: Aww, no, no!
 * (Jon gets a Thundercloud while chasing down Chris in the final seconds of the race)

Jon: C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! Hey, Chris! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (last-second pass)"

"Jon: Wait, seriously? (alarm) Shit, no, no, no, no, (boom) nooo! (Jon places 2nd) DAMMIT!"
 * Near the end of a different race, upon being informed of a blue shell headed his way:

From the Battletoads Race versus SuperJeenius, PCULL44444, and NintendoCapriSun:
"Jeenius: Aw, shit...
 * At one point, Jon says he's gonna make mock-achievements in editing, highlighting some of the more gameplay-oriented and off-kilter moments throughout the race. Right off the bat:

Achievement Unlocked: First to curse in the race."

"PCULL: NOOOOOO!!!
 * The two "Fuck you sound barrier!" achievement moments.
 * Moment 1 (PCULL44444):

Jeenius: I don't know what that was but it must've been good."

"Jeenius: And we go right here. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Moment 2 (SuperJeenius):

NCS: Holy crap...

Jeenius: I was right there! I was right --- Fuck!"

"Jeenius: (After finding out that he's stuck in last, and then dying again.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Achievement Unlocked: : I think he's part cat now... Jon: Holy crap, who just broke the sound barrier?"
 * And then, the followup:

"Jeenius: Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Thank God! Ahhhh! VOLKMIRE SUCK MY BALLS, I'M ON YOU!
 * The fact that there are achievements done almost in Minecraft style (the box and text).
 * Jeenius loves snakes.
 * Jeenius' reaction to finally clearing the Snake Level (after missing the warp that everyone else had used to skip two levels ahead).

Achievement Unlocked: He's quite the charmer.

(Long, awkward silence)

Nintendo Capri Sun: ...wow."

"Pcull: I live a blessed life of Battletoads failure!
 * Speaking of the snakes...

Jeenius: I live a blessed life of I'm-Not-On-Snakes-Anymore!"

"Jeenius: Sprint never should have been implemented in this game. That is the single one thing that kills me. Achievement Unlocked: You were thinking it too"
 * The snakes return in achievement form several episodes in.

"Pcull: Fuck. Shitty tits ass mother...fuck. (Beat) Piss. Jeenius: Yeah! What Patrick said! Jon: Yeah, that's a good rebuttal. I agree. As a counter-argument: Battletoads."
 * In Episode 3, Scatman Pcull, and everyone's baffled, but amazed, reactions. Which leads into a discussion about what happens when you remix a remix.
 * Earlier in the same episode, when Pcull is complaining about the ducks turning around, NCS asks, "What are they, Christian?" This actually gets an achievement, with Bible verse citations in it, no less!
 * Pcull's random swearing is always good for a laugh. "HOLY BALLS MONKEY SACK ASS MONKEY!"
 * The predictable (and abundant) jokes about the game itself.

"Pcull: I'm not gonna say it's a bad idea, I'm just gonna say it hurts my soul. Jeenius: Oh, that's just -- that's what Battletoads does, man. Jon: Yeah. All's fair in love and Battletoads."
 * Further in we get:

"Jeenius: Water wheels, it is time to put yourself inside of me.
 * Speaking of love and Battletoads...

Pcull: (Beat) What.

Jon: I don't think that's how Battletoads works.

Jeenius: The cartridge works that way..."

"Achievement Unlocked: : Hurt yourself in real life"
 * And the obligatory achievement:

"NCS: [After a long silence, walks up to an enemy] Just kill me."
 * NCS having a temporary Heroic BSOD:

"Pcull: NO! THE. GAS.
 * This exchange:

NCS: The gas? Oh I can help you with that, maybe.

Jeenius: Oh, Tim. No Tim. I think he has plenty.

Pcull: If your gas kills me I'll lose my infinite lives."

"Pcull: Okay, game face. Game face. I got this! NONONO! I DON'T GOT THIS! I DON'T GOT THIS.
 * Pcull makes his move (Around 2:50 in Part 2):

Jeenius: Patrick never had this.

Jon: Got cocky, didn't you?

Pcull: No, I didn't get cocky... I got hopeful.

Achievement Unlocked: You don't got this"

"Jeenius: NO! NCS: Shit. Man... Jeenius: Save me, mommy!"
 * The response Jon gets to "Are you okay?"

"Pcull: Oh my god, I'm at a boss. WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo? Jon: You kill it!"
 * Pcull's amazement at actually getting to a boss.

"Pcull: I was doing alright and then the sharks started killing me and then I dodged him and he's chasing me and he's making me sad, but I'm going through this thing quickly now... and it's gonna make me die on these spikes down here -- SHIT!
 * The moment this starts up, you just know what's coming:

Achievement Unlocked: : Narrated your own death"

"Jeenius: I forgot it was there so I jumped over the pit and it landed on my head as I was over the pit. Pcull: You did not just jump me over the pit.
 * More Catch Phrase/Call Back humor:

NCS: Wonderful."

"Achievement Unlocked: : Everyone sings your song"
 * The group bursting into song on episode 4. Especially Jeenius singing a modified version of "We Are The Champions" with Jon soon joining for a duet (and NCS trying to join in at the end).

"End of stage muthafuckas! *Dies* NOOOOO!"
 * Episode 5, Jon:

"Jeenius: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Achievement Unlocked: Fuck"
 * Don't know if it's worth mentioning, but the same thing happened to Tim in another Battletoads race.) The reaction is worth watching.
 * One of the achievements in episode 5 came from a Cluster F-Bomb.

"Pcull: I gave [the ball] too much leeway and now I'm screwed. (Beat) Holy shit.
 * Jon's reaction to Pcull gaining the lead:

Achievement Unlocked: : Take the lead.

Pcull: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit...

Jon: What?

Pcull: I'm at the boss.

Jon: Oh fuck you."

"Jon: So is it the first cloud that you're having problems with, Patrick? Pcull: Yeah, the green one. Jon: Okay, cool, 'cause I just killed it. Achievement Unlocked: This guy sounds like a dick. Jeenius: What an asshole...
 * Similarly, when he regains the lead in the next level...

[seconds later, Jon dies]

Jon: Oh, what? Oh, thank God, it's a checkpoint.

Achievement Unlocked: : Take back the lead."

"Achievement Unlocked: Just stare at the bomb. NCS: [After several seconds] Oh, was I supposed to get it first?"
 * The way NCS earns 'What Does This Thing Do?'. He's dead silent as he reaches the bomb in Rat Race, stands next to and stares at the bomb, and then gets blown up.

"NCS: This rat level's fun -- I'm likin' it! Jon: Really? I've never heard anyone say they've enjoyed Rat Race. Achievement Unlocked: : Battletoads broke him"
 * While we're on the subject, NCS's unforeseen declaration of entertainment.

"NCS: Dude! Stupid gas things! Quit farting in my face!
 * There's also this charming Rat Race-related exchange:

Pcull: You like it, Tim. Don't deny it.

NCS: (Distractedly) Yeah, I s'pose...

[Jon starts laughing]

Pcull: I KNEW IT!"

"Pcull: Check point, please? Check point my buns? Check point on my buns? Jon: Kill yourself and check!
 * Episode 5 gives us the latest in the long line of Pcull's Hope Spots.

Pcull: This has got to be a check point. There's, like, a cloud that's blowing on me...

Jon: Yeah, you got that check point by then.

Pcull: (dies) Okay, I'm dead... so... I hope it's a check point. (Respawns) Aaaaand.... it's not! It's not.

Jon: Really?

[Pcull dissolves into laughter]"

"Pcull: NO! I hit you, you dirty slut! Jeenius: It's not nice to hit sluts. Sluts are women too.
 * SuperJeenius demonstrating his lady charming skills. Again.

Achievement Unlocked: : He's got your back ladies

[Relative silence]

Jon: It's no wonder you're single."

"Pcull: (Singing) I can't talk 'cause I'm concentrating. I keep dying 'cause I am... masturbating...
 * The singing makes a triumphant return and Pcull puts his foot in his mouth.

Achievement Unlocked: : Too many Good Vibrations"

"Jeenius: There are no words. Jon: No words can destroy Battletoads. Except Battletoads. Pcull: Fuck. Jon: That too."
 * Battletoads is indestructible.

"NCS: Here we go, here we go -- to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right -- (lands on spikes) WHAT? [Beat, everybody else starts laughing] Jon: I take it it didn't go according to plan.
 * There's one segment where NCS is at the end of the Terror Tubes and everybody goes silent as he narrates his thought process. Naturally, it ends poorly.

NCS: Crap."

"Jeenius: Argh, people are chatting in IRC and I want to chat with them, but I can't cause I'm Battletoads! Jon: Cause you are Battletoads. Jeenius: I am Battletoads. Jon: You have become the game.
 * SuperJeenius's identity crisis in the face of non-Battletoads conversation.

Pcull: The only way you can win, is you become the game.

Jeenius: Exactly. Patrick understands!"

"Jeenius: You know that friend who's never on skype, and then he's on skype but you can't talk to him because you're... busy playing Battletoads?
 * Shortly after that, Jon offers an interesting insight into his values.

Jon: I think that's a legitimate reason not to talk to someone. 'I'm sorry, I'm playing Battletoads, you'll have to come back later.'"

"NCS: Jeeze, what was that? I was killing you and then you killed me. Pcull: You're not allowed to kill me when I'm killing you!"
 * A moment of It Makes Sense in Context courtesy of NCS and Pcull,

"Pcull: Oooohhhhhdodododododododiediediediedie! Jon: That's it. You told that thing."
 * Pcull goes remixing on us again:

"Pcull: Why are we doing this? I still don't really know..."
 * Pcull asks the question that's been on everybody's mind.

"Jon: (As an old man) Back in my day we didn't have checkpoints!
 * Before the check point meltdown, Jon 'reminisces'.

Pcull: (Beat) I believe that."

"Jon: (Bursts into laughter) Jeenius: (hits a wall and dies) Fuck you, Patrick, I'm trying to pay attention here! PCULL44444: (makes more gibberish noises) Jeenius: (after dying a third time in the same sequence and laughing) Fucking Patrick, I'm gonna kill you!"
 * In Episode 1, SuperJeenius was having enough trouble in the Turbo Tunnel already. He did not appreciate Pcull making incoherent noises to distract him.

"Pcull: (incoherent gibberish) gablabahdah Nostalgia Critic ablabldahb
 * Even funnier is the achievement that goes with it at about 10:40

Achievement Unlocked: : Someone's getting hatemail"

"Pcull: For serious. Jeenius: For real-sies. For -- FUUUUUCK! Jon: I agree. Jeenius: And that's all I have to say about that."
 * Everyone finally finds something they can agree on.

"Achievement Unlocked: : Die 30 times to the gas"
 * The ultimate gas-related award:

"Jeenius: No! No! No! No! Fucking no! Jon: [Beat] Tell us what you really think. Jeenius: NOOOO!
 * Jon gets exactly what he asked for.

Jon: ...okay.

Achievement Unlocked: : At least he's honest."

"Pcull: Alright. I've got a stick! Now I have The Stick of Happiness! Jon: Now you might stand a good chance.
 * More of Jon's valuable advice.

Pcull: Annnnd I died.

Jeenius: Or not.

Jon: You've gotta stay alive, too. That's the other trick."

"Jeenius: No. You give Battletoads an inch, it takes your asshole. [Silence] Pcull: I don't want my asshole taken. Jeenius: Exactly! Don't give Battletoads an inch!"
 * SuperJeenius's lesson in give-and-take.

"Pcull: NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said."
 * Pcull has a That Came Out Wrong moment and, without missing a beat, takes advantage of it.

"Jon: Times like this, I wish I drank..."
 * 'This game stops sobriety...'

"Jeenius: I really wish Battletoads was porn right now. Pcull: ...what."
 * SuperJeenius's mind wanders late into the run.

"Pcull: Is this how the Runaway Guys feel? Jon: Yeah. Pretty much."
 * Insight into the dynamics of The Runaway Guys.

"Pcull: I wish I could facepalm Battletoads in the face..."
 * Interestingly, Pcull manages to come up with a Face Palm related misstep, mirroring another of Jon's collaborations.

"Pcull: Oiiiii, Isakku! Nan da miriya.
 * We go around the world in fifteen seconds.

Jeenius: Sacrebleu!

Jon: That is not the same language, sir.

Pcull: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Jon: Neither is that."

"Jeenius: You can still do this, Tim. I have faith in you. Much more than I have faith in me.
 * Everyone takes a trip to the world of anime.

Jon: But aren't you supposed to believe in you who believes in me?

Pcull: [Begins singing] You teach you and I'll teach me!

Jon: [In the background] That's not how it works!

Jeenius: [In tune] I'll kill you! You son of a bitch! S-T-Ds!"

"Jon: Battletoads is not supposed to be this seductive, sir.
 * SuperJeenius's mind is still in the gutter.

Jeenius: Yes it is, sir!"

"Jon: I think Tim's fallen asleep. I can hear him -- sounds like he's snoring. NCS: No, I'm still here. I'm just... watching something. Pcull: Are you watching a guide? Jon: He's actually replaced his run with a speedrun."
 * NCS just abandoning the game to look something up on Google Chrome. His toad dies over and over while he's away.
 * Shortly after that...


 * SuperJeenius manages to glitch out the game and get his toad walking on water near the end of one segment in the Absurdly Spacious Sewer level. Repeatedly. He barely seems to notice, but the achievements take note. Somehow, Jeenius' obliviousness makes it more amusing.
 * "Hello, this is Patrick!"

From Mario's Early Years, with his (now former) roommate Kelekin:
"Robot child: Kelekin: Apparently we're actually now in Idiom World."
 * The "robot child" narrator.
 * In Fun with Letters, the pair head off to "Sentence Land," which allows for the player to pick random words and have the "robot child" narrator read them out, Mad Libs-style. They have a lot more fun creating completely random and nonsensical sentences than they do actually doing what the game actually wants them to do, like "The jet is wet" and "Ran ran away."

"Youtube comment from DMAN123223: Peach held her big CUPS while﻿ Mario put his MOP in Peach's wet BAG."
 * Later on in Sentence World, they are prompted to complete the sentence, "The Princess has a big _____." The options are "Cup," "Lid," and "Box." Then they notice where the box is placed with regards to the Princess. You can hear Jon full-on collapse with laughter.

"Jon: The bug is on the... Jon and Kelekin: BUG!"
 * Actually, almost all of Sentence Land is gold.

"Jon: Maybe we should leave this room... Kelekin: Apparently we reached Inappropriate World. ... Jon: The princess has a big what? Do you wanna answer this? Kelekin: [Silence] I think it's the lid."
 * There's also Kelekin hanging a lampshade on what they're doing to the poor game.

"Jon: Oh god! OH god, it's winking at us! Suggestive sun! No! Kelekin: He's like, [seductively] "Hey kids..." Jon: [in a creepy voice] Hey kids! Kelekin: You like the heat? Jon: Want to watch Mario take off his suspenders? Kelekin: I don't want to go to Body World anymore!"
 * The noises that Jon dissolves into after a little too long in Sentence World.
 * In "Preschool Fun," in Body World, they discover that they can click on the sun. Which... does a suggestive eyebrow wiggle at them.

"Game: You found a fish that starts with F. F. [Jon and Kelekin start laughing] Kelekin: F! F! Jon: Fu! Fu! Q."
 * Later on, Kelekin admits to playing along with Body World's instructions, like "clap your hands" and "Wiggle your nose."
 * The very first part of Fun with Letters, when they start fooling around with the games' intentions.

"Kelekin: Icky Iggy! Jon: Yay! Icky Iggy! [Starts laughing] What the heck? Look at that afro! Kelekin: That is-- oh my god, I wish I had that hairstyle. I know what you have to do next Halloween! Jon: I am not dressing up as Icky Iggy! ... Kelekin: I just wanna say it, like, ten times. IckyIggyIckyIggyIckyIggyIcky-- I can't."
 * Anything that has to do with 'Icky Iggy'. Anything.

"Kelekin: Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo!"
 * The dubstep of the past.

"Kelekin: Energy efficient Elephant! Jon: F. Freakin' fish. ... Game: N. N. Noisy Nest. Jon: I agree. O! Oily Octopus! Jon: P! Princess-- Kelekin: Promiscuous Peach! ... Jon: ...why are those shoes under an umbrella? Kelekin: It's an Untie umbrella. Jon: Why would they show kids a volcano? Game: V. V. Violent Volcano. Kelekin: As opposed to the friendly ones. ... Kelekin: Y! Yodeling Yoshi! Jon: Pleeeease! It would have been so good if it was Yodeling Yoshi."
 * Both Jon and Kelekin making up alliterative titles for the Alphabet World representatives.

"Game: You found it! Jon: I found a monkey!
 * The first encounter with the monkey.

Kelekin: Wow. [Beat] Wait..."

"Kelekin: It's the Gilbert Gottfried duck! Jon: Geico!
 * Jon's little mistake while identifying animals hawking insurance.

Kelekin: Geico? It's Aflack."

"Jon: Why'd a-- wha--? Where'd that Piranha Plant come from?"
 * The Supermarket Piranha Plant and Jon's complete bewilderment.

"Kelekin: I suppose Opposite World is better than Double-Negative World. Jon: Double-Negative World would be great! Kelekin: [Imitating the 'Robot Child'] Find the one that is not not hard!"
 * Kelekin's proposal for a new world.

"Kelekin: I've never really stacked up a bunch of crayons to find out if they'd be good to sleep on, but-- Jon: Luigi's got your back."
 * Pretty much any time they get distracted by Luigi.

"Jon: Luigi's sleeping in the vegetable isle. Wake up, Luigi! We need to learn!"
 * There's also this one:

"Jon: [Singing] Mary had a little lamb-- Kelekin: Twinkle twinkle little star! Jon: Oh, god, I failed preschool! That's my horrible secret!"
 * Another faux-pa-- this time concerning the lyrics to Baa Baa Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

"Jon: [With Mario standing on the pipe, under Peach] U! Upskirt! And on that note.. Kelekin: I feel like I learned a lot today."
 * One of the last things we hear from Fun with Letters.

"Jon: Th--that was Bowser's butt. It just stuck... Did you see that? It stuck out of the pipe... [Sees it again] No, that's a... carrot?"
 * Jon trying to figure out what was coming out of a Warp Pipe to talk to him.

From his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) LP:
"Jon: That's fucking right, you fucking melt in that ... Why did you explode? I don't fucking care, you did. ... I-I ... What was the point of that? Whatever, you're fucking dead. Did I just beat the game?"
 * He beats the game and doesn't realise it for several seconds - even after commenting on Shredder dying.

"Jon: My house! Master! Shredder has, somehow, conveniently set the VCR with this footage. That is set to go off as soon as we walk in. Also, his hand is somehow sticking out of the TV... that's damn impressive. I think he's actually sitting in the TV itself-- they just forgot to actually, like, check, see if it was him and when they all went away to try to find Splinter, he just got out and left."
 * His attempt to explain what's going on upon reaching the lair is completely nonsensical... which makes it awfully entertaining.

"Jon: I love being a turtle who can't swim."
 * There's also this:

From his Ninja Gaiden LPs:

 * Ryu must go through a maze to find Irene in the second game, so Jon takes it literally and animates a whole sequence of Ryu going through a literal maze.
 * Jon has a Screw This, I'm Outta Here moment during Act 5 of the second game, so Ryu decides someone who will play while Jon is gone:.