Another Gaming Comic

The webcomic that turned Munchkin into an art form. Dang is a college student who decides to check out a local gaming group consisting of:


 * Steele, the group's long-suffering Game Master, who's fond of Nerfing the absurd things his players come up with...
 * 'Joe Chaos', a metagaming Munchkin with a nearly Photographic Memory...
 * 'Nazi' Jill Hannover, a Rules Lawyer and control freak with possibly over a century of experience...
 * 'Nuclear' Dan, a Pyromaniac Cloudcuckoolander who's smarter than he appears.

As the series goes on, Dang ends up picking up skills of his own, partly due to the influence of Dan's Lawful Evil older brother, Stan.

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""I think you are a lot more sane than the version of yourself you are trying to portray." (Interestingly, Dan's response is not pure Cloudcuckoolander.)"
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: An in-universe example: Dang thinks he has Nuclear Dan's real game figured out.

"I cast fireball centered on myself! ICE NO BURN"
 * Art Evolution: Big time. The art is almost optional, though.
 * Berserk Button: Everyone has one.
 * Jill: Pizza, age references, and Stan.
 * Joe: Nerfs and anything that spoils his perfectly-thought-out optimization strategies.
 * Nuclear Dan: "GAY-ASSED CURSE!" Taking any fire damage whatsoever.
 * Steele: "JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 * Dang: Davros.
 * Catch Phrase: Nuclear Dan occasionally seems to use these in place of brainpower.

""If presented with a gaming system that offers no effective fire protection, such as some modern games, Dan's form of protest is to "go buddhist" as he calls it - in other words, make pyromaniacal suicide attacks. Clearly he once heard about buddhist monks immolating themselves, and utterly missed the point.""
 * Completely Missing the Point: Nuclear Dan's hat.

""It could be worse. At least I'm not hallucinating.""
 * Cut and Paste Comic: Unabashedly so, though slightly more dynamic once the comics switch to Flash.
 * Face Palm: "Book: when facepalm isn't enough." But there are few other possible reactions to the group chain-singing Madonna's "Like a Prayer".
 * Gamer Chick: Jill, though the boys refuse to think of her as one.
 * Also AG/Vanessa.
 * Go Mad From the Revelation: Dan's sanity slips almost the second his character is geased to not harm innocents. It takes exactly four panels for him to start hallucinating.

"Dang: From now on I'm subtracting XP for puns."
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: "Maybe I'm just dicelexic."

"Stan: "Perhaps your email was hacked?" Jill: "I never said said anything about email.""
 * I Never Said It Was Poison: Done in classic style.

"Dang: "Who, Dr. Stan?" Jill: "And how do you know he has a Doctorate, Dang?""
 * On the other hand, Doctor Stan is such a Chessmaster it's entirely possible this was intentional gloating.
 * Also, upon Dan breaking the geas, getting cursed and leaving the house, a discussion about geassing party members ensues... quickly leading to Stan.

"Bateman: Is it always like this? Dang: Pretty much."
 * Late Arrival Spoiler: Steele leaves the group when he gets a new job and Dang becomes the group's new GM.
 * Dang's real name is.
 * Mentor: Doctor Stan.
 * Evil Mentor: Also Doctor Stan.
 * Munchkin: Everyone.
 * It's more like powergaming, really, since a hallmark of the munchkin is that they only care about themselves.
 * Madness Mantra: Joe, absolutely certain that the DM will take any opportunity to rob his character of wealth while he waits for his magic items to be delivered, ends up huddled under the table in near-catatonic paranoia, muttering, "Items... Items..."
 * Naive Newcomer: Dang is this for a good while. Once he graduates to being DM, Bateman takes this role.


 * Painting the Medium: With the beginning of the Second Evil Campaign, roleplaying-game-traditional secret notes passed between players and the DM are represented by little notepad-objects, which display the note on mouse hover. A similar system is also used for the players' thought balloons.
 * Photographic Memory: Joe claims to have 'flash memory - just one step short of photographic'.
 * Pimped-Out Car / The Alleged Car: The Danmobile is a post-market hybrid... and is old enough to be made of steel. It gets fifteen MPG highway, fifty city. And it has no power steering.
 * Pyromaniac: This can't be emphasized enough for Nuclear Dan.
 * Playing with Fire
 * Kill It with Fire
 * Action Bomb
 * Rule of Cool: "I'm going to allow that because it's cool."
 * Slice of Life: Of gamers.
 * Speech Bubbles: Evolve from text-on-a-stick to color-coded true bubbles over time.
 * Take That: Rarely mean except when aimed at Star Wars: Galaxies.
 * Wall of Text: The very nature of the comic justifies or at least excuses it, but even the author calls his mechanisms for cramming more text in "truly frightening".
 * Webcomic Time: Time passage is handwaved for the most part, but Dang and Nuclear Dan went to E3 and vowed to participate in World of Warcraft's 'newly-released' expansion... a full year after said expansion had been released.
 * This got a bit confused when the comic explicitly caught up to real life.

The comic metatextually references the following tropes:
"Dang: Wow, lucky you had that. Why were you dragging that thing around for so long? Joe Chaos: In case we ever ran into a Rakshasha."
 * Chekhov's Gun: The Muse's messages to the PCs in The Index arc. At least, unless you ask Steele, who just made them up to sound cool.
 * The Count doesn't like how easily the Lord of Hate can poke around in his head. Until...
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: The "thing with the eyelid", while not described beyond Noodle Implement levels, makes Bateman sick repeatedly. The group notes that this torture always works, not because the victim succumbs, but because the GM does.
 * Combat Medic: Other characters constantly try to push this on the cleric, Sylvani. Dan points out that shooting might kill some zombies, but healing is guaranteed.
 * Crazy Prepared: Joe does this best on Lothar, carrying around such oddities as a cursed necklace and a blessed crossbow bolt (which he uses to slay a Rakshasha).

""I can suggest burning babies and nobody complains!""
 * Disproportionate Retribution: Nuclear Dan in spades. Any NPC who commits the slightest insult against him gets fireballed. One long-running storyline has his character geased to NOT do this -- and Dan can't resist doing it anyway...
 * Dressing as the Enemy: Too bad for the players the villain is Genre Savvy enough to have prepared for this.
 * Dump Stat: Charisma is mocked exactly four strips in, in so many words.
 * Dungeon Crawling: Steele has to promise the players treasure out of character to make them follow the adventure.
 * Evil Feels Good: Nuclear Dan loves the Evil campaign.

"Joe: The tremendous view encapsulates the awe-inspiring simile of the gigantic metaphor built by the famous legendary faction which magnificently verbed the jewel-encrusted adjective... Dang: Also, it's big."
 * Exact Words: In the Old Evil Campaign, the players are forced to dethrone a king. They knock the king off his throne. The ensuing debate sidetracks everyone for some time.
 * Five-Man Band: In the Index arc:
 * The Hero: Daedallus
 * The Lancer: Prism
 * The Smart Guy: Null
 * The Big Guy: Firewall
 * The Chick: The Muse.
 * Flaming Sword: Why does Dan's mage have a 16 Strength? He wanted to use one of these.
 * Flavor Text: Steele is determined to read the flavor text for his Northgate module in spite of Jill's protests... and then he finds it goes on another page and a half...

"Jill: Learned that from the best. Super Mario."
 * Genre Savvy: Jill and Joe abuse metaknowledge to an alarming degree.
 * Goomba Springboard: Jill's Index character does this with an Agent to escape the Burgermeister's building.

"Joe: Ah, but Steele is a REAL GM. A good GM is bound by his own desire for fair play. He prides himself on his ability to measure the party, and the level of threat that will challenge them, and yet still be defeatable by them. You might place diabolical traps, insidious monsters with asinine powers, or host the players with jerk NPCs and a less than ample supply of magic loot... Jill: But a good GM will always try to give the players enough chance, enough reward, enough opportunity to triumph over the challenges they face. To kill an entire party represents a monumental failure on the part of the GM. It means the end of the campaign. Joe: But to kill a player or two in an encounter that is close enough that the remaining adventurers can pull through to win or escape... that is his holy grail."
 * Heel Face Revolving Door: Tucked away on Mercutio's character sheet: Lawful Good (crossed out) Evil (crossed out) Good
 * House Rules: A Nerf decree. A Nerf Manifesto. You mean you hold a nerf conference and take prepared questions from Nerfweek Magazine and the Nerf York Times!
 * In a Single Bound: Most of the Index PCs have superjump powers to keep with the Matrix-spoof's Roof Hopping theme. Jill uses hers amazingly. Dan, on the other hand, asks what the point of jumping is if they're never on a rooftop. He took sliding instead.
 * Killer Game Master: Semi-averted.

"Dang: WAIT A SECOND! What kind of equipment do they have? Steele: Studded leather armor, shortswords, and bows. Dang: And they are willing to attack what must appear to them to be a group of flying, flaming weaponmasters? Jill: They're bandits, not brain surgeons!"
 * Malevolent Architecture: The Labyrinth of Jonias Thrae.
 * Master of Illusion: The players force Steele to sign a treaty that forbids all of them from using illusion magic (after he breaks the first one). He only made matters worse by making illusory the one thing they never disbelieved -- air.
 * Min-Maxing: Joe Chaos is this in spades -- and then in sudden fury over removal of a particularly cheesy game mechanics, rebuilds Dan's characters into realms beyond ludicrous.
 * The author has actually posted character sheets for the characters. Readers responded by claiming the sheets weren't minmaxed enough.
 * When Joe's character, a pure caster, uses a method to get a single (mediocre) ability at the loss of several caster levels, it's pretty obviously not a workable high level character.
 * Monty Haul: Jill and Joe furiously work to make the campaign into this by breaking the treasure-gain curve through pre-emptive slaughter. Dang is somewhat shocked.
 * More Than Mind Control: Dominate Dan's character's and he'll rage - right up until you command him to start fireballing the other player characters.
 * Mugging the Monster: In keeping with the roleplaying theme, the PCs must fight off a random bandit encounter:

"Dang: You know, there's a fine line between meta-gaming and being immense jerks, you guys. Steele: THANK YOU! So long I've waited for someone else to say it!"
 * Off the Rails: Every single time a Nuclear Dan character enters a town, so much so that the entire group is shocked when he defeats a hostile bar patron without incinerating everything in sight.
 * Player Archetypes
 * Jill: The Roleplayer / The Munchkin
 * Nuclear Dan: Usually The Loonie / The Real Man. His ventures into The Roleplayer scare the group.
 * Joe Chaos: The Munchkin / The Munchkin.
 * Dang: The Roleplayer/ hints of The Real Man in Prism... and training to be The Munchkin.
 * Railroading: "Dammit, the labyrinth is what I prepared for you this session. You're going to the bloody maze!"
 * Required Secondary Powers: As a Pyromaniac, Dan builds his characters for fire-damage immunity. For a brief period, his new character lacked the damage reduction to completely ignore his own self-targeted fireballs.
 * Rules Lawyer: Jill and Joe both, with emphasis on "intentionally ignoring whatever doesn't support his own case". Another source of What the Hell, Hero? for Dang:

"Jill: "Yes, it's just a game... And the RULES of the game say Fire Elementals take double from ice spells!""
 * Serious Business: Jill takes her gaming very, very seriously indeed.

""You mean you've done this before? What about all the innocent lives? Aren't we supposed to be non-evil?""
 * Wake Up Fighting: "I FireSpark him!"
 * What the Hell, Hero?: As the newcomer, Dang's role in the group is to ask this vital question.


 * You All Meet in An Inn: Dang's halfling joins the party in the Pink Pudding Inn. Dan destroys it three panels later. It takes 463 strips for the trope to recur -- in the Second Evil Campaign, where the destruction of said inn is both expected and encouraged.
 * Later lampshaded in the description of #490, in which the author claims this is the 47th time they've met at an in.