Forrest Gump/Funny

"Lt. Dan: You. Will. NEVER. Sink. This. BOAT!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
 * Admit it, you wanted to laugh too when Lt. Dan is practically challenging God to strike down their shrimp boat during the hurricane.

"JFK: Congradulations, how does it feel to shake the president's hand? Forrest: I gotta pee. (Quickly runs off to use the bathroom.)
 * While Forrest's football team is at the White House to meet President John F. Kennedy, Forrest drinks over a dozen bottles of Dr. Pepper. When the time comes to shake the president's hand...

JFK: I believe he said he had to go pee!"

"Forrest: I sure hope I don't let him down."
 * When Forrest and Bubba meet Lt. Dan for the first time. He gives them two rules: 1. Take care of your feet so you don't get trenchfoot from crossing the Mekong River. 2. Don't do anything stupid like getting yourself killed.  Forrest who has been called and asked about being stupid his whole life has this to say about Rule #2.