Deadpool (film)/Funny


 * Deadpool's reaction to Colossus trying to keep his language clean. "Finish fucking her the fuck up!" "Language, please!" "Suck a cock!"
 * "Shit. Did I leave the stove on?"
 * "And please don't make my supersuit green or animated!"
 * Deadpool whenever he hits Colossus.
 * "Oh, Canada!"
 * "And all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."
 * Colossus mentioned Professor X, with Deadpool saying "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing."