Halloween (film)/Funny

"Sheriff Meeker: "Oh yeah... I catch you, gropin' my daughter, I'll use that shotgun on you. Understand?""
 * From the original film, Dr. Loomis is quietly watching the Myers house and one of the kids goes up to the house to look inside. Dr. Loomis ends up scaring the kid with a little smile on his face.
 * Earlier in the film Lonnie, one of the kids gets a good scare from Myers himself when he runs into him after teasing Tommy Doyle. Granted all Myers did was stop him from running into him, but seeing the boogeyman, he teased Doyle about in the flesh made him wisely run the other direction.
 * This gem from Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers:


 * Busta Rhyme's dialog in Resurrection is arguably the only redeeming aspect of that movie. Obliviously swearing at and insulting Michael (even tapping him on the head), using kung fu moves learned from cheesy movies and dropping bombs like "TRICK OR TREAT, MOTHER FUCKER!" It's so ridiculous that it's hilarious.
 * The scene with the travelling priest in Halloween 4.