Superjail/Funny

"The Warden: So, uh, dude, how's yer DATE going, huh? I. Was supposed to be Alice's date, YES! And she was gonna fall in love with! RrrrrrME! And now it's YOU! Who's got yer dirty little hands all over MY sweet Alice, instead of. MmmmmME! Jared: Sir, maybe you've had enough... The Warden: MXPLH- HEY! Mind yer own business, bartender, and just keep the (bleep)damn drinks coming!"
 * Superjail: "Thanks for the great sex, LOSER!"
 * "How do you guys feel about a little, ah, tasteful nudity?" "...What?"
 * Less funny in that it leads to...
 * And from the same episode, "NO! STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!"
 * In "Superbar", the Warden drunkenly talking to Alice's date's suicidally dismembered head.

"The Warden: Ah, yes, a falling dream. Caused by feelings of helplessness and insecurity, much like an inmate in a prison. How obvious."
 * The Warden's (he seems to get these a lot, doesn't he?) completely deadpan observations on the inmates' dreams.


 * Time Police: (sung in a Motown style) Hey! Wait! You can not escape! Never run away from the Time Police! You will not survive!