Special:Badtitle/NS90:Forum:Trope Talk/"Third Option Love Interest" is too bland

I know I usually complain about titles that are too creative, but I also really dislike when trope names are bland as all hell. For instance, "Third Option Love Interest". "So, we have a love interest, and she's a third option of some kind... I know, let's call this Third Option Love Interest! Brilliant!"

Alright, enough bitching. Here's my suggestions:
 * Love Triangle Escape Clause
 * Take a Third Love Interest
 * Neither Betty Nor Veronica
 * Betty or Veronica... How About Cheryl?
 * Putting the Quad in Love Quadrangle
 * Cheryl, Destroyer of Love Triangles
 * Destroyer of Love Triangles