Higurashi no Naku Koro ni/Haiku

FYI, this haiku rather efficiently spoils the 3 biggest plot twists of the series:

Omochikaeri!!!!!!!!!!! Major Tom

A plot twist haiku sequel to the one above:

Mion has a twin

ion's the killer

Murders in the dark. Paranoia covers truth Where cicadas cry. Replis Monathin

Ah, Higurashi. With your Holy Shit Quotient, Who can sleep at night? Zfish 9

Akasaka...Damn. Took a Level In Badass. Queue Big Damn Hero. Zfish 9

Nano desu yo, Nipah, omochikaeri! Hau hau, hau hau hau! Amelon 1