Kyonyuu Fantasy Gaiden/Funny


 * Lute's first meeting with the Prime Minister of Fronce. He walks into the room and starts descending some stairs near the throne... He accidentally trips and falls down the stairs. Great way to make a good first impression on a foreign power Lute..
 * A golem attacks Lute and despite being destroyed by Gladys over and over again, it reforms and comes back to life, and refuses to die until the counterspell for it is spoken. Lute eventually says "Boobs are good." at random, and it actually works.
 * During Lute's first visit to Bustenhalter in perhaps 2 years, he encounters a merchant woman in town that he had met in the first game. The woman doesn't realize he's actually the king so she treats him politely, but not as royalty. Even going as far as giving him a friendly slap on the back, and telling him she would give him a "small discount". Suddenly, the townswoman's niece shows up, recognizes who Lute actually is, and naturally freaks out that her aunt doesn't know. The aunt freaks out too once she knows, and tries to apologize and give Lute some free food. Lute politely turns her down and pays for it instead. As Lute is leaving, the townswoman calls out to him "Farewell! Feel free to take my niece, if you please!"
 * Some idiot is dumb enough to send a succubus to Vunderbalt Castle to try and stir dissension against Lute. The plan backfires because the soldiers immediately realize it's a fake because she's flat as a pancake, and said succubus is actually forced to run because the soldiers know who the real Shamshiel is, and it's certainly not some flatty.
 * Speaking of the Fake Succubus... In a similar fashion to the first game, Lute is sleeping in the same room he was in when he was promoted to High Commander in the first game in Vunderbalt. One night, the fake is sent with the strict instruction to kill Lute, but when she approaches Lute who is fast asleep, he starts to.
 * The Assassins ABCDE group still suck at their jobs. Every-time they appear is funnier than the last.
 * One particularly funny instance is when they get an audience with Lute in the throne room by posing as diplomats from Ostacia. Lute is immediately suspicious, but then they name themselves: Stoopidskiy, Dimwitov, and Sleepshodov. Lute then pulls the roll-call trick and gets them to admit who they really are as assassins. With their covers blown they rush at Lute but are blocked by Motaire and Isis. Isis in particular they refer to as and they kick the assassins' asses, but then Lute questions how they knew about . Motaire asks what they said was true. Isis gets pissed and beats him so that his face is all messed up. She tries to apologize, but he asks her if she'd show him before he "died". She gets mad again, tells him that she only ever shows them to Lute, and then sends him flying.
 * After the first night when Lute, Shamsiel, and Gladys are visiting Fronce, the next morning Queen Aphrodia asks her personal maids if the guests were doing well. The maids reply that they figured the guests slept pretty well, although some said they were hearing "animal sounds" at one point.
 * A few days before the end of Lute's business in Fronce is to conclude, Lute is invited to participate in a hunt for boars in a nearby forest with Queen Aphrodia. In said forest, everyone encounters a giant cyclops. Everyone else panics and either tries to fight it (and fail) or stand still like a deer in headlights. Lute on the other hand, sees that the cyclops isn't actually evil or mean, rather it's just trying to scare them away from its territory, because it's just as scared. He even ends up playing Rock-paper-scissors with it (and loses), thus befriending it. To everyone's amazement, he and the cyclops continue playing games together for a few more hours before parting ways.