My Sister Is Off-Limits/Quotes

""She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything.""

- Harry Potter,.

""You wanna fuck my sister?" "Yes." "You wanna fuck my sister!?" "Yes." [Beat] "$26.50." "Deal.""

- Stephen Lynch, The Best Friends Song

"Private Joker: "I wanna put my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?" Private Cowboy: "What've you got?""

- Full Metal Jacket

"Trunks: "Goten's not your type." Bra: "So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer." Trunks: "Someone who isn't Goten.""

- Dragonball fanfic A Lesson In Humility

""What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.""

- Patrick "Packie" McReary telling the protagonist about his sister, Kate.

"(401:) Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you. (301:) I accept this challenge."

- Texts From Last Night

"(336:) If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed."

- Texts From Last Night

"(813:) I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813:) You motherfucker. (813:) She's next."

- TFLN likes this trope. This isn't even close to all of them