User:SelfCloak/Quotes

Quotes
""Their catch phrase for EOS Online is "For the MMORPG that you've lost." The only thing that I have lost while testing this game is interest.""

- Steparu Review.

""Maybe our bear needs to sit quietly, eat his berries and honey, maybe then he would just be left alone. But no. They'll always be trying to put him on a chain. As soon as they do that, they'll pull out his teeth and claws.""

- Vladimir Putin (translated), Putin's 15 years: A presidential retrospective (RT)

""The most pressing analogy I hold to heart is how Britain stands with mouth a-gawp as it gets progressively fatter and iller, yet remains defiantly opposed to designing streets that people feel safe to ride bicycles on, and continues to let its populated areas be designed in the image of nutritionally-vacuous, big-brand food and drink. As waistlines expand, obesity becomes 'normalised', and solutions drift further and further outside society's collective imagination.""

- スクイグリー (mescale), All About Hikkikomori, Japan's Missing Million

"jenny x: This is creepy, terrible and amazing at the same time Lost Pause: Your typically day at Lost Pause. jenny x: And thats how I like it"

- Hatsune Miku Waifu Game - Ep 2

"''"Fun fact: I did [the licking-my-nose-with-my-tongue thing] with Marzia when we recently met, and I think that's one of the reasons why she started liking me. ''... I don't get it either.""

- Pew Die Pie

""1) Does it have bass? 2) Does it blow your fucking mind? Then it's Future Bass. It's not a genre, it's a state of mind.""

- r/futurebass description, Reddit

"''"For all your senses*
 * Yes, we know there are five senses, but we don’t recommend trying to taste or smell your Pixel.""

- Google, Chromebook Pixel

""I just hate everyone involved. Like, I hate Gamergate, but then, when I went to, like, follow the people on the other side of the issue, I hated everything that they were saying on Twitter too.""

- EliotETC

""The NFL, Price is Right, WWE, most major TV networks across the nation are "going pink" to "spread awareness." Horseshit. You give no fucks about helping victims of breast cancer, you just make it seem like you do. You go pink for October, and then...NOTHING. Not a single mention of it until the following year. All you give a fuck about is how your company is viewed. You want to be "hip" and "cool." You're not. Ironically, by saying you care for a while, and then not care for the rest of the time, shows you really don't care at all. You'd be better off not taking a stance on it at all.""

- WildThingSammiT, So about this "if men can do it, why can't women" trend in Hollywood. (Voat thread)

"Moira Brown: You know what? I think I'm turning into a Ghoul! Kyle Kallgren: You should be turning into a corpse!"

- Fallout: The Future We Choose - Between the Lines

"''"My five-year-old son just got a trophy for soccer. I was as pleased as any father could be, and I pulled him on my lap, and praised him. Then I figured out everyone got a trophy. All my praise turned to lies in my mouth. I could not unsay what I had just said to a five-year-old. I could not tell him that this trophy was meaningless. ''I could not tell him to try his best, either, because the reward was the same for his best as for his worst. ''My other son quit the team before the season ended, and the coach wanted to give him a trophy in any case. I was revolted by the idea, deeply offended. They are trying to make my sons into little, weak, selfish, puling nonentities: boys who will cry if they do not get the same reward for hard work as for goofing off. Boys who will grow up to think life is unfair unless they are handed everything they never earned on a silver platter. I cannot regard this attempt with anything but a deep mistrust, bordering on hatred. Who are these people, and what do they have against my boys? Why are they trying to spoil them?""

- John C. Wright, If everyone is Super, no one will be

"''"Being pretty [as a girl] is great. The problem is that you can't stay pretty forever. In 20 years, a re-creation of [a club party with alcohol and friends] would look really, really sad.""

- A Dose of Buckley, caption on "Pretty Girls" by Britney Spears and Iggy Azaela, The Ten Worst Songs of 2015

"''"You can't talk yourself out of loneliness, it's doesn't work that way. ''You can't be the one writing both the questions and the answers, then there's no movement! Then there's no circulation! If all of your anxieties are being channeled into your work, then if the work ever fails you have no backup and you're just going to crash.""

- Davey Wreden, on the dialogue of one of Coda's games, The Beginner's Guide

""I'm just surprised that someone who talked so much would communicate so little during an encounter!""

- Weiss to Ruby, RWBY (The Emerald Forest)

""When many of us sit down and play titles that come out of Japan, we are specifically playing them because they are nothing like what we can get here. They often touch on subjects which are considered taboo to some western audiences, or tackle subject matter that others are afraid to tread through. We don't play Japanese games [...] because they are representative of our western cultural values, we play them because they aren't. They allow us to grow by experiencing fiction and fun from the point of view of an entirely different culture, and we learn a new form of appreciation for the world through it.""

- Mandatory Fun, Change.org petition (1 Million Gamers Strong for Japanese Gaming)

""[The Canadian radio industry] frustrates me so much. I want to see it flourish, I want to hear great material being produced by quality radio hosts, but instead it’s amateur hour all throughout the country as the corporations slash budgets and hire people fresh out of school (or who never even went to school) who aren’t ready to be in front of the mic in markets that should only be hiring seasoned veterans…""

- A Dose of Buckley, Radio Hypocrisy

""[...] [T]he film went above and beyond the typical aspects of propaganda with its overbearing self-importance and pomposity, acting as if FIFA single-handedly saved the human race from extinction and is thus the hero of humanity that deserves endless praise and glory. It was like a cry for help masquerading as a shiny medal of honor; a film functioning as a massive ego-boost first and propaganda second.""

- jwworthy, IMDb review for "United Passions"

""The Internet has brainwashed these teenagers, to the point where that's all they talk about when they're not on it. If only this wasn't accurate...""

- YourMovieSucks, Meghan Is Missing review

"Doctor: Your mom's insurance cut her off, so we've replaced her IV with a 2 liter of Sprite. Kurama: Why would you do such a thing? Doctor: Uh, it seemed like a... not good, but funny idea at the time..."

- Yu Yu Hakusho and the Magical Mirror (Abridged Parody)

VNs
""Ah, great. Drama! Everywhere is drama with the waifus!""

- Noble (Lost Pause), Tokyo School Life Playthrough (Sakura Route)

""Virtual Noble is not really a good conversationalist, and kind of a creeper.""

- Noble, on his persona

""You're a disgusting, MMO-addicted NEET hermit... and I'm your beloved little sister!""

- Rikana, Mix Ore

"''"Don't worry! I'll be gentle. I'll kill you slowly... so, so slowly. ''After all, I lo... ''...athe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, despise, despise, despise, despise, despise, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate... ...HATE you so much that I just CAN'T STAND IT! I hate you so much that I want to slaughter you! Ahaha... ahahahahaha!""

- Ayano, Mix Ore

""While Clannad certainly has a bunch of the generic "lol Japan is perverts", I'd be hard-pressed to call it a game designed for porn. I mean, if you enjoy masturbating to your own tears, that's not the game's fault.""

- Ad__Hominem, Reddit (r/KotakuInAction, So the ABC tv show Good Game just did an episode on sex in games...)