Rhymes on a Dime/Quotes

"Man 1: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Man 2: Really? I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why. Man 1: I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry. Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti. Man 1: I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi. Man 1: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai. Man 2: I think we're done"

- xkcd, "Reno Rhymes"

"''"Why be led, when you can be leader? ''Why bow to lady luck when you can beat her? ''Why sit back and relax if you can pull your fill? ''Before you are taken, why not go in for the kill? O-hohohohohoho!""

- Shantotto

"''"...Quant sor un rouge olifant ''Vint uns limeçons armés ''Qui lor aloit escriant : ''« Fil a putain, sa venez ! Je versefie en dormant. »" ("...When on a red elephant An armed snail arrived That shouted to them: 'Come on then, sons of bitches! I rhyme in my sleep.'")"

- Author unknown, Fatrasies d'Arras (second half 13th century)


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