Shirtless Scene/Quotes

""When you speak of this -- and I know you will -- could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless.""

- Dr. Cox, Scrubs

""Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!""

- Danny, The Tourettes Guy

"Crow: "He has a severe allergy to shirts!" Mike: "I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin." Tom: "This is serial shirtlessness!""

- Mystery Science Theater 3000 Track of the Moon Beast

""Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general.""

- Twilight in fifteen minutes

""Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.""

- Matt Damon Lampshading Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.

""I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt on""

- Yao, Mulan

""Doesn't he own a shirt?""

- Edward Cullen (on Jacob)

""Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks.""

- Rebecca Rose

""Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose.""

- The Nostalgia Chick

"I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn﻿ near 9 minutes. I REGRET NOTHING"

- Youtube comment on Everyman HYBRID, "Outside Help"

"Liara: You were dead! Shepard: I came back. Liara: Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!"

- Mass Effect 2, "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about that Jacob)

"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, but you look better with your shirt off."

- The First Evil to Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer