Escape Velocity/Haiku

"Tiny shuttlecraft, Pirates attack and plunder, heavy rockets hurt"

"Floating chunks of rock, space bomb drops to soon - kaboom, time for escape pod,"

"Confeds chasing Me, their missiles like stinging flies, flee to Hyperspace"

"Turrets spit blue flame, I laugh as a patrol ship, turns to dust"

"Testers want new stuff, archive is already huge, whats another meg?"

"Hector bites again, my fingers raw and bleeding, parrot droppings smell"

"three in the morning, obstinate bug still wont die, pass the coffee, please"

"EV's almost done, hopefully chicks will dig it, I need more sleep"

--- Easter egg text in EV: Classic and Override

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