Troll 2/Quotes

""Nilbog! It's 'goblin' spelled backwards!""

- Joshua

""You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!""

- Michael Waits

"''"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD[sh?]!"

- Arnold

""Bad movies, they come and go: They walk up to your porch, hunch down and take a shit right in front of your door. And it stinks! But it's not gonna be there forever -- the rain will carry it away, the neighborhood dog will smear it on a bagel, or I'll just hire someone to clean it up. That's how I feel about some of these movies: They stink up my life for 90 minutes, and I have to fumigate my eye sockets, but I don't really think about 'em too much after that. As I've come to realize, though, not every movie is Troll 2.""

- The Cinema Snob

"I bought the DVD of “Troll 2” because a friend advised me to see it. “You're busy,” he told me. “You don't have time to see every bad movie. So you might as well see the worst of all time.” Yes, “Troll 2” has a coveted zero percent rating on the Tomatometer: the lowest-rated film ever made. A critic could become the most-hated person in fan circles by awarding it even half a star and spoiling the perfection of that zero."

- Roger Ebert