Accepted

""These are the best years of your life. You get four years, enjoy them. 'Cause after that, you're fucked.""

Bartleby Gaines (Justin Long) has a problem. His parents want him to go to college, and he has applied to every college he knows of -- but all of them have given him a polite "thanks, but no" letter in response. Bartleby is smart and innovative, two talents he has turned to such ventures as making fake IDs and pulling pranks, but which do not, sadly, extend to his grades. His friends Rory, Glen, and Hands are in the same boat with him, but all for their own reasons. Hands, though accepted to numerous colleges, lost his football scholarship when he broke his leg and can no longer afford to attend the schools where he applied. Glen was not accepted anywhere due to his score of "0" on the SAT's. Rory was the most academically competent of the group, and could have gotten into numerous prestigious universities, except she had only applied to Yale, which did not accept her. What can they do?

Well, if every college has rejected them, they make up their own, of course. With the help of Sherman, who has been accepted into the prestigious Harmon College, they make a fully-functional website for their fake school, and turn an abandoned mental hospital into a college building. They put forth Sherman's irascible uncle as the dean. Their parents are happy. Our heroes are happy.

Now they have a new problem: The "fake" website automatically sends an acceptance letter to any and all applicants -- and now they have hundreds of fellow rejects to deal with. But Bartleby has a plan. Bartleby always has a plan. Now he has to figure out what that plan is...

"Abernathy: Hi there! What's your name? My name's Abernathy Darwin Dunlap but you can call me A.D.D. on the account of the fact that I have A.D.D., which is attention deficit disorder. You know -- everyone used to think it was just an addiction to sugar when I was 6 and my mom used to cry because she thought I would never be like a fully functioning member of society like my neighbor who has Legionnaires' disease. [snickers]"
 * Abandoned Hospital: Turned into a college building for the ruse.
 * Alone in a Crowd: Bartleby's reaction to Harmon College during his visit to find out how colleges work.
 * Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny: Meet Abernathy. Abernathy is a spaz.

""Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! And indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!""
 * Becoming the Mask: Uncle Ben and his role as the fake Dean. It takes him a bit, though:

"You do realize that that makes us "shit", right?"
 * Big Store: This method is used by the protagonists to create a fictional stand-in college to fool their parents. Unfortunately, it works a little too well...
 * Blond Guys Are Evil: When Monica discovers her (blond) boyfriend is a jerk, she dumps him in favor of (brunette) Bartleby.
 * Brick Joke: A student wishing to major in "Mental Detonation" is last seen concentrating very hard on various objects, without obvious result. His efforts come to fruition at the very end of the movie (See Psychic Powers, below)
 * Brilliant but Lazy: Bartleby.
 * Butt Monkey: Sherman.
 * Calvin Ball: South Harmon's curriculum, at first.
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Well, more like Cluster S Bomb. The PG-13 Movie uses the word Shit sixty-two times, one hundred less than the South Park Episode It Hits The Fan. Again, it's PG-13.
 * Cool Loser: Bartleby.
 * Cool Uncle: Ben, Sherman's uncle, who becomes the Dean.
 * Crippling Overspecialization: Rory, who only applied to Yale and didn't get in, leaving her without a college to go to.
 * Dean Bitterman: The Dean Richard Van Horne.
 * Fake Real Turn
 * Fun with Acronyms: The fake school is called South Harmon Institute of Technology.
 * Immediately lampshaded, of course.

"Rory: What's he doing? Hands: He's winging it."
 * And the school color? Brown.
 * High School Hustler: Bartleby.
 * Indy Ploy: The premise for the entire film. Bartleby fakes an acceptance letter and a website. Uh oh, now dad wants to see the building! Oh Crap, now he wants to meet the dean! Oh Crap, you made the website functional?!

"Bartleby: Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control? Sherman: And then Lizzy was born?"
 * In fact, for the hearing at the end, their defense is entirely based on Bartleby's ability to extemporize. And he didn't know that going in.
 * Initiation Ceremony: "Ask me about my wiener!"
 * Made of Explodium: Majoring in mental detonation FTW.
 * Most Writers Are Writers: I.E., most film makers are artists. Played very straight. Whenever someone is shown being interested in a real subject (real as in not "exploding things with your mind" or the like), the subject will always be a fine or culinary art (photography, sculpting, cooking, music, etc.) It is even implied that someone (the leader of the accreditation board) who chose a non art-related career path only did so because his university took away his creativity (which turns out to be right, he wanted to play trombone.)
 * The only mention of anything else is Sherman's quick line of "I'm teaching Skepticism 401." at the end, which at least implies some cursory interest in science, philosophy and rationality.
 * This makes sense, though, as most of those students that had an interest in more rational, scientific schools of thought would probably have been accepted to the established universities to begin with. So it's reasonable that the first year (perhaps not subsequent years) at SHIT would consist mostly of those with no interest in those other subjects.
 * Never Recycle a Building: The hospital has been sitting around for who knows how long before the kids decide to appropriate it.
 * Noodle Incident:

"Girl: Can you sign a copy of your book for me. I got it on Ebay. Ben: They sell my shit on Ebay? Hands: You wrote a book? Ben: Yeah, that was back when I was drinking. (he takes a shot)"
 * Offstage Villainy: Harmon College. The worst thing they do on-stage is haze Sherman, but we are supposed to see them as evil, close-minded, bigoted, racist, spoiled rich kids with a superiority complex.
 * Trying to ruin a party out of jealousy is kind of a dickish thing to do too.
 * Don't forget that one guy cheating on Monica, and even though they don't do that much that's really "evil" they still come across as assholes just from how they talk in general.
 * That was the same guy who instigated everything else. Harmon College is shown to have at least one bad student along with a few frat brothers who follow along, whereas S.H.I.T. isn't shown to have any students being anything other than lovable losers, without a hint of malice, so Harmon does look bad by comparison.
 * ...and they wanted to destroy a school under false pretenses so they can build an entryway.
 * Not to mention they beat up Sherman to get information out of him. Then used said information to call all of their parents to the college just as they reveal to everyone that the school is a fake to add humiliation.
 * Only Sane Man: Sherman constantly tries to tell Bartleby and the others how stupid and illegal their actions are.
 * Peek-a-Boo Corpse: ... Hilarity Ensues during the hospital clean-up.
 * Prison Rape: Ben states to Gates that "you're young, your butt can take it" after he states he would go to prison if their plan doesn't work.
 * Professional Slacker: Uncle Ben starts as one, even if he might have had more ambition in the past:
 * Professional Slacker: Uncle Ben starts as one, even if he might have had more ambition in the past:

"Sherman: It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that..."
 * Psychic Powers: One of the students at South Harmon wants to major in Mental Detonation. To everyone's surprise, he apparently makes a car explode during a credits gag.
 * Screams Like a Little Girl: Sherman.


 * Setting Update: As explained in this article, Accepted is basically an update of Camp Nowhere set in college.
 * Smug Snake: The entire Harmon faculty.
 * Sound Effect Bleep: At the end, is beeped out, to keep it from being rated R.
 * Stealth Pun: The mascot of S.H.I.T. is a sandwich.
 * And the school paper is the S.H.I.T. Rag.
 * Telepathic Sprinklers: Apparently pulling a fire alarm in the school turns on the sprinklers instead of sounding off a loud alarm and automatically alerting the fire department.
 * Fridge Brilliance. It was originally an asylum. You'd want the problem out of the way immediately rather than make a loud alarm that may send some of the more unstable inmates into conniptions. Right?
 * Truth in Television: The Dean of Harmon College says that the key to the success of a college is to get as many applicants as possible and then reject as many as possible to portray exclusivity. This might sound like evil ranting, but this is actually how colleges try to make money, and it crosses into real life Paranoia Fuel.
 * Verbed Title
 * Wacky Fratboy Hijinx
 * Willing Suspension of Disbelief: In no way could anything in the movie be remotely possible. But if you turn off your thoughts it makes it easy to enjoy the film.