Auto Erotica/Quotes

""Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex.""

- Riff Trax: Titanic

"Abby: My first time was in a cab. Ziva: First time for what? McGee: Front seat or back? Abby: Back. Well, both, kinda. Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier. Abby and McGee: Of course it was."

- NCIS, "Trojan Horse"

"You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater."

- Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons