Or So I Heard/Quotes

"[On tipping in hotels]: "Leave the maid $1 to $5 (at a really upscale place) per person per night when you check out, more if you've been leaving used condoms in the trash, however well wrapped, or if one of your party got her period all of a sudden ""

- Tipping for service, Everything2

"Spyder: I thought maybe you guys could give me a little information about what it's like workin' for the Mob, if not give me a recommendation or at least a contact. Guido: Connection. Spyder: What's that, Swatter? Guido: I said 'Connection.' In normal business you have contacts. In the Mob, the first step is to get 'connected.' Nunzio: ...Or so we've heard. I dunno. We might be able to share a few rumors with you. What do you want to know?"

- M.Y.T.H. Inc in Action by Robert Asprin