Dark Contagion

Contagion is a Team Fortress 2 fan fiction. It is classified as 'action', but has humor, horror, adventure and other elements in it. Both RED and BLU teams receive several younger members to train. While the RED team settles in, the team members start getting attacked brutally, even off the battlefield.

"Katja: Zhey let Frenchmen into a var zone? Vat can you do, help us surrender? Cry? Blame the BLU team for your loss and plunge zhem into a recession?"
 * Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Katja enjoys snubbing the RED Spy as much as possible with jeers about the French in both World Wars.

"Katja: Gute Nacht, Nathan!
 * Creepy Souvenir The BLU Spy's head is kept in a fridge, just like in canon. Katja does not seem too freaked out by it.
 * French Jerk The spy, Damien, is a jerk in canon, and is certainly played as such.
 * In My Language That Sounds Like The Scout attempts to speak German to newcomer Katja. She never explains this mistake to him.

Nathan: Uh, yeah! Gute Nackt!

Katja: Uh..Ja..*giggles*

Medic: Do not be immature."

"RED Sniper: We are never going there with you again, De Groot. Three broken windows, the bartender will need surgery, and they're going to have to find homes for all those crabs!"
 * 'Nacht' is 'night', while 'Nackt' with a hard 'k', is actually the word for 'naked'.
 * Noodle Incident In the 3rd Chapter, they come back from a bar that the Demoman apparently trashed..


 * No Periods Period Averted very quickly when Nathan, being denied shotgun seat by Katja, asks if she is 'on the rag', to which she quickly denies.