The Millennium Trilogy/Funny

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
"Lisbeth: I've never done this before so hold still, or it will get messy."
 * It's not a funny situation in any way, shape or form, but thanks to Noomi Rapace's delivery the following line comes across as such.

""Mikael runs away but stumbles and falls". *and he does*"
 * The DVD commentary included a "screenplay" version where the actions of the characters are narrated.

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

 * Mikael jokingly emails Lisbeth that once the trial is over, he's going to start a group of all the people who've helped her and call it "The Knights of The Idiotic Table", and that they will meet once a year to talk crap about her over dinner. And no, she's not invited.