Fuck No TVTropes

""TVTropes is allegedly a site where people look at the common tropes found in the media. What TVTropes does not do is actually analyze anything and it has mostly become a toxic community of constant fanboy wanking. Come, tell your horror stories.""

- Fuck No TVTropes's description

Fuck No TVTropes was a Tumblr blog that mostly served as a community submission blog of things others found horrible about TV Tropes. All The Tropes also caught their attention and was criticized whenever applicable as well. The blog’s moderator, Mark, did occasionally make posts of his own.

The blog is now long abandoned, with the most recent post from 2019 explaining that the author wished to waste no more time critiquing tropes sites, having moved on to more productive ventures (the post before that one was from March 2016). Most if not all of the posts survived the great "cleanup" of Tumblr in December 2018.

""I was so much of a weeaboo back in high school that my parents sent me to a camp run by Marcus Bachmann to make me normal. Now I'm more casual.""
 * Abusive Parents: Joked about when Mark answered a question about how he became a casual anime watcher.

""Congrats, new mods. You're much more competent at website layout than the old mods.""
 * Accentuate the Negative: Per the blog's nature and title, though in spite of the vitriol it's far from exclusively negative, and isn't above the occasional note of praise. See Pet the Dog below in particular.
 * Aesop Amnesia: When Inspector Spacetime made it to TV Tropes's High Octane Nightmare Fuel page, FNTVT noted that the tropers didn't learn their lesson from the Ugly Barnacle incident.
 * Better Than New: When TV Tropes came under new ownership, they made some tweaks and design changes to improve the layout of the site. This resulted in Mark giving them some rare praise:

''"I suppose a good aspect would be how they kept all the subpages on the top of the pages. That way you won’t have to go through the entire article looking for a link to their character page." '' ""...If you stare into the abyss of DeviantART, it stares back."" ""It means that my list of priorities goes like this: 1. Dinosaurs 2. Pokémon 3. RuPaul's Drag Race 4. Shitty Fan Fiction 5. My personal appearance 6. Everything else.""
 * Brain Bleach / "No. Just... No" Reaction: A common reaction to the subjects of several posts, particularly the fact that TV Tropes' Incest Subtext and Incest Yay Shipping pages once had Real Life sections.
 * Brutal Honesty: The blog author does not sugarcoat anything. If the troping world does something wrong/horrible, it will be called on it in no uncertain terms.
 * Criticizes Everyone Equally: He also did not play favorites. Whenever a troping website does something horrible, it will be called out, this one included. Mark in particular notes that he made the blog for "people who do like TV Tropes and feel like there's something that needs to be fixed or for people who have been hurt by the community," and kept it submission-based for the purpose of acting as a 'pseudo-mediator' and watchdog.
 * Bile Fascination: Specifically averted, as Mark doesn't want to come off as "a weirdo who spends all day chronicling each and every single thing wrong with the site."
 * Damned By Faint Praise: The blog author, after being asked if there's anything he likes about TV Tropes, has this to say.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Many of the conversations and responses by Mark, as well as several of the submissions.
 * Did Not Do the Research: Mark notes that he should look up things more often before replying to asks; this came after a series of posts concerning Hyperdimension Neptunia. He didn't trust the art style, and the series had been inaccurately characterized as porn, prompting him to look into it and learn that it was just a moe anthropomorphism of game consoles having adventures that was incredibly fanservicey at worst.
 * Everyone Has Standards: When asked to make a cousin to "Fuck No TV Tropes" about DeviantArt's darkness, Mark refused, stating that "he'll die after three posts" and that many have tried.
 * He also displayed a similar lack of interest; in the blog's FAQ, he states that dA and other sites have a way to avoid the worse segments of their communities (with the implication that doing a similar blog would mean actively searching for them). Due to TVTropes and its nature as a wiki, the products of the site's worst are more likely to be shown at the forefront, and thus reflect poorly on everyone involved. That, and he'd also probably "be dead within a few weeks" if he tried a similar blog for dA.
 * Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: Mark loves him some dinos.

""I'd probably go all Tabula Rasa on it and fire everyone. I have never heard one good story about any mod on TV Tropes, period.""
 * Fan Wank: A major focus of the blog's criticisms.
 * Feminism: The author considera himself a feminist.
 * Future Imperfect: Mark jokingly hopes that a thousand years into the future, archaeologists won't view Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash as some sort of Ancient Mesopotamian Gods because of the abundance of TV Tropes' articles on MLP's different fanfiction genres.
 * Insane Troll Logic: The blog frequently lampoons the lengths some users go to in order to justify adding certain examples, as well as other examples of tropers being seriously out of touch with reality. Highlights include a theory that claimed the "obvious" existence of Twincest Subtext between Violet and Klaus from A Series of Unfortunate Events.
 * "Actually, being groped is good because you were attractive enough to warrant being molested!" And this was supposed to get them to open up. Dear God, where to begin.
 * Kill It with Fire: The author's reaction to TV Tropes categorizing Edwin Epps raping his slave Patsey in Twelve Years a Slave as "Villainous Crush", instead of Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil.
 * Mark’s answer when asked if he'd fire any paticular mod:

""Viva la revolución.""
 * La Résistance: The author's reaction when the blog got its own TV Tropes page, surviving more than some months and Fast Eddie cleaned post up a bit, leaving the blog's criticism intact.

"MOD Note: Shimaspawn's doing God's work right now."
 * Nostalgia Filter: Another common criticism of example placement, and cited in particular in response to someone asking who would be insane enough to place Duke Nukem on the Fair for Its Day page.
 * Orphaned Series: The blog has been inactive since the last ask answered in March 2016. In March of 2019, Mark posted a final update that clarified why he'd abandoned the blog: as much fun as he'd had taking the site down a peg, he eventually realized that, in his opinion, he was holding the site up to a standard it could never truly meet, and had more productive things to invest his time in.
 * Pet the Dog: In spite of criticizing it as well, the blog has recommended All The Tropes as an alternative to the site multiple times. The FAQ also states not to vandalize TVTropes pages, instead giving tips on how to actually improve the site and provide actual analysis.
 * The author acknowledges when TVT realizes that underage characters were ending up in the "Memetic Sex God" and that they have to do huge cleanups.

""Think of it this way: Now that the Library of Alexandria is gone, we don't have to read Sappho's self-insert Greek Mythology shipping fan fics."
 * He reminds those that have issues with TV Tropes to just leave criticism at Fighteer's YouTube videos, not death threats. Also, stay away from his son.
 * Self-Insert Fic: An anonymous asker stating that "the misanthropic and moronic power fantasies of teenagers will always be with us" is met with a reply joking about the Library of Alexandria's destruction in this manner, likely as a play on the misconception that such "cringy" writing could only exist in modern times.