The Sims/Quotes

"Liz Lemon: If I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop... until he pees himself. [beat as Liz leaves the room] Jack Donaghy: ...why don't I have any other friends?"

- 30 Rock, "Mamma Mia"