The World God Only Knows/Funny

""Hi! I'm the illegitimate child of your husband.""
 * The entirety of Nora's attempt to Mind Rape Keima, particularly the bit where we discover Keima's thoughts are copyrighted and rated God.
 * Keima's post-capture interactions with Yui.
 * Elsie tries to pass herself off as Keima's sister to fit her cover story. When she meets Keima's mother Mari:

"Keima: "Cashiragi wasn't digested and escaped from the poop! Truly, it was a miracle!""
 * Mari's response is just icing on the cake.
 * Elsie's reaction upon discovering that Keima (in Yui's body) got hooked on Otome Games.
 * You'd better see it for yourself.
 * Flag 128, when Keima is writing Shiori's story with her (in which his character, Cashiragi, gets killed off as a result of Shiori's anger with him), and she forces Cashiragi to get eaten whole by a wild Rembatos Beast. The rest of the story?

"Mars: " is the sort of girl who'll convey her feelings even if she has to rape him." Minerva:"Uh, Um, too..." Vulcan: "H-Hey you girls.""
 * The final episode of the anime's first season. How can Keima's 'Capturing God' moment be made funnier? By making that scene a Theme Music Power-Up.
 * And then he's off to frolic with girls, singing hilariously off-key.
 * The final episode of the anime's second season. War of Keima clones is even funnier. And then they turn into adorable midgets.
 * Shiori catching Keima  in chapter 141.
 * Keima is able to delay  just by
 * After wrapping things up with, Keima tells Haqua that they still need to keep their guard up. Immediately after saying that, he walks into a giant fish that tries to eat his head.
 * The little argument in 158 between  over who Keima belongs to. He was not amused, but the readers and Elsie were.
 * The first few pages of chapter 168 are an hilarious exchange between Keima, Diana and Tenri while Keima's in the bath.
 * In the same chapter, . It just comes out of nowhere.
 * The side-story "Once Upon A Time In Maijima" is a slapstick western with Shiori as the heroine, Kodama as the villain, and all the other capture targets as various characters in the town. So what role did Keima play?
 * As if chapter 179 weren't amusing enough due to Keima's secret weapon for capturing Ayumi, it's made absolutely hilarious because   Chihiro is dragged along for the ride the whole time, with absolutely no idea what's going on.
 * The entirety of chapter 183. Ayumi thinks escalating things will make Keima give up. It doesn't work..
 * In Chapter 190, the goddesses' conversation on: Keima, who gets him, and the appeal of their hosts.
 * Mars stating how far she thinks her host would go.

"Apollo: "Minerva can't kidnap a man yet!! (flips Minerva's shirt-skirt to see underneath) Not with this.""
 * Continuing the conversation,