Walking Armory/Quotes

""Let me fill you in on the weapons status. I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ... ah ... butler, has a Sig Sauer in his shoulder holster, two shrike throwing knives in his boots, a derringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun grenades concealed in various pockets. Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir." "Oh, yes. A good old ball-bearing cosh stuffed down his shirt.""

- Artemis Fowl, on his Battle Butler

"Security Chief Chevre: Sergeant Schlock here seems to be little more than an ambulatory weapon depot. Sergeant Schlock: (happily) Thank you."

- Schlock Mercenary, [//www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-21 21 February 2012]

"Tandersil: Weapons are in the squad-pod, everybody else has picked, so you can have whatever you want. Tandersil: Aww yeah… that one's nice. I like the way you… Tandersil: Um, can you actually use more than… Tandersil: Now you're just showing off. Landon: I've heard about this trick. We need to stay behind him."

- Schlock Mercenary, September 24, 2016