Johnny English/Funny

"Pegasus: Everything in order, English? Johnny English: I think you'll find it's rather more than just in order, Sir. You are now entering the most secure place in the whole of England. [the most secure place in the whole of England explodes]"
 * When Johnny accidentally.


 * "...fwebib...fwebib..."
 * The sequence where English pretends to confront and defeat a (non-existent) assailant, to shift the blame from himself after knocking out a man with a wine bottle. Following that up is when he "describes" the assailant to a profiler, using only a fruit bowl as inspiration (see the main page quote). Then there's the "assailant"'s Brick Joke appearance in the credits.
 * From Johnny English: Reborn...
 * The Acting Unnatural scene in the washroom.
 * "I AM HERE I AM HERE. AGENT IN DISTRESS AGENT IN DISTRESS." Followed by "Visual confirmation in 3, 2, 1 *BOOM*"
 * The broken chair. And if you think that I'm referring to just the scene in the trailer, you are dead wrong.
 * "He shot up the navigation system! We'll have to follow the road!" FYI, they are in a helicopter.
 * "Shu-shan."
 * Johnny English jumping around La Bastion in a body-bag.
 * Johnny English's chase and subsequent fight with a Chinese assassin in Hong Kong is one big funny moment.
 * Johnny English pretends to have Pegasus's cat after accidentally dropping it out of the window.
 * "It's great to see... what's left of you."