I Read That As/N-S

N

 * Naked First Impression -> Naked Fist Impression (likely to be a result of Talk to the Fist)
 * Nanaka 6/17 -> Nanoha 6/17
 * Narm -> Nam
 * Narf -> Snarf
 * Naruto -> Narutaru
 * Narutardu
 * Nasty Party -> Nasty Patty
 * Nasuverse -> Nanuverse
 * Naruverse
 * Nanoverse
 * Narutoverse
 * Near-Rape Experience -> Nerd Rape Experience (An Unwanted Harem?)
 * Negative Space Wedgie -> Negative Space Weegie
 * Negative Space Weegee
 * Neon Genesis Evangelion -> Neo Geo Evangelion
 * Nepotism -> Neopetism
 * Nepetaism
 * Nerds Are Sexy -> Ned Ah Sexy
 * Nerf Arm -> Narf Arm -> Ner Farm (I don't get it either)
 * Numb Arm
 * Narm
 * Narfle Arm -> Grotle Arm
 * Charlie Arm
 * Nerf Armor
 * Nerd Arm
 * Network Decay -> Network Decoy -> Network Destroy, New Work Decay
 * New York Decay
 * Never Live It Down -> Never Gonna Let You Down
 * Never Mess with Granny -> Never Mess With Sister
 * Never Mess With Grammy
 * Never Speak Ill of the Dead ==> Never Speak Kill Of The Dead
 * The New Rock and Roll -> The New Rickroll
 * The New Rickroll, Then We Rock And Roll, Three New Rock and Rolls
 * Next to Normal, the Broadway musical -> Next to Nermal
 * NGO Superpower -> NJO Superpower (the Yuuzhan Vong?)
 * Ninjago Superpower (don't ask)
 * Nice Hat -> Ninja Hat
 * Nice Bat
 * Nice Boat
 * Ice hat
 * Nightmare Fuel -> Nightmare Fail.
 * Nineties Anti-Hero -> Nintendo Anti Hero
 * Ninja Gaiden -> Ninja Garden
 * Ninja Run -> Ninja Nun
 * Nipple-and-Dimed -> Nipples Are Trimmed, Nipple and Shined, Nipple and Dined, Nickel and Dimed (Ironically), Nipples and Dimes.
 * No Communities Were Harmed -> No Communists Were Harmed
 * No Communities Were Haremed
 * No Continuities Were Harmed.
 * Nodame Cantabile -> Nodame Mandible, No Name Can't Abide, No Damn Cannible, Notre Dame Cannibal
 * No Endor Holocaust -> No Indoor Holocaust (oh sh--!), No Ender Holocaust
 * No Export for You -> No Expert for You
 * No Mister Bond I Expect You to Dine - No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die
 * No More Heroes -> No More Zeroes
 * Nom De Mom -> Nom De Nom
 * Non-Idle Rich -> Non Idle Bitch
 * Non Idle Reich
 * Non Indie Bitch
 * North Koreans With Nodongs -> North Koreans With No Dongs, North Koreans With No Dogs -> North Koreans with Nondogs (whatever that means)
 * North Koreans with hotdogs
 * Won't Work On Me -> No Sale (as in the Wingding Eyes gag)
 * Nostalgia Filter -> Nostalgia Filler, The Nostalgia Critic
 * Nosy Neighbor -> Noisy Neighbor
 * Not a Subversion -> Not A Subversive
 * Notable Tabletop Games -> Not Tabletop Games
 * No Table Tabletop Games
 * Note to Self: -> Not To Self, Note To Sell -> Not To Sell
 * Nothing but Skulls -> Nothing But Skrulls, Nothing But Schools, Noting Butt Skills -> Nothing but Skills
 * Not So Harmless -> Not So Narmless (Oh... so close!)
 * Not So Invincible After All -> Not So Invisible After All
 * No Zombie Cannibals -> No Zombie Cannibis
 * No Zombie Casuals
 * Numbered Sequels -> Numbered Seagulls

O

 * Oblivious Guilt Slinging -> Obvious Guilt Slinging, Oblivious Guilt Singing, Oblivious Gunslinging, Obvious Gut Singing
 * Oblivious to Love -> Too Obvious To Love
 * Obvious Beta -> Ominous Beta, Obvious Baka
 * Occidental Otaku -> Accidental Otaku
 * Occupiers Out of Our Country! -> Octuplets Out Of Our Country
 * Octopuses Out Of Our Country
 * Offer Void in Nebraska -> Offer Void In Neeshka, Other God In Nebraska (He Who Walks Behind The Rows?), Often Void In Nebraska
 * Heir of Void in Nebraska
 * Old Man Marrying a Child -> Old Man Carrying A Child
 * Older Than Feudalism -> Older Than Freudianism
 * Other Common Music Video Concepts -> Other Common Videogame Music Misconceptions ("It's all a bunch of bleeps and bloops!")
 * Ominous Fog -> Ominous Frog
 * All hail the Hypnotoad!
 * Omnomnom Frog (Ribbit, Ribbit)
 * Omnivorous Fog
 * Omnipotent Fog
 * Omnibus Frog
 * Optimus Fog -> Optimus Frog
 * One Up Sampo -> One Up Shampoo (It gives your hair a whole new life!) -> One Use Shampoo
 * One Set Up Sampo
 * One-Woman Wail -> One Wormtail
 * One Wormtail -> One Wormtongue
 * One Wormtail -> One Woman Tail -> One Woman Tale
 * One Woman Wall
 * One Woman Wall -> One Woman Mall
 * Wonder Woman Wail
 * One Wonder Wall
 * One Wander Wall
 * One World Order -> One-World Wonder -> One Word Wonder
 * One Word Order
 * Our World Order
 * Old World Order
 * OneWorldOlder
 * New World Order
 * new World order
 * Only Child Syndrome -> Only Sane Child
 * Only the Worthy May Pass -> Only The Curvy May Pass (was next to Curvy in recent changes) -> Only The Wordy May Pass
 * The Ophelia -> The Ophiuca
 * Oranyan -> Orangutan
 * Organ Autonomy -> Organ Anatomy, Ogre Autonomy, Orgy Autonomy, Orphan Astronomy, Organ Autopsy, Orphan Autopsy
 * Organ Drops -> Oregon Drops
 * Orphean Rescue -> Orphan Rescue
 * The Other Darrin -> The Other Darwin
 * The Other Wiki -> The Otter Wiki, The Othar Wiki (and on that note, the Other's Wiki), The Outer Wiki, That One Wiki (You must defeat Wikipe-tan to stand a chance!)
 * Ouran High School Host Club -> Quran High School Host Club
 * Our Hero Is Dead -> Our Hero Is Dad -> Our Hero Is Bad (now how did that come up)
 * Our Hero Is Spread (on this page)
 * Our Hero Isn't Dead
 * Our Hero Is Bear
 * Our Genies Are Different -> Our Geniuses are different
 * Our Genes Are Different
 * Our Liches Are Different -> Our Lichees Are Different
 * Our Presidents Are Different -> Our Presidents Are Difficult
 * Our Spirits Are Different -> Our Sports Are Different
 * Our Wormholes Are Different -> Our Wombles Are Different -> Our Wombs Are Different
 * Our Waveholes Are Different
 * Our Wormmon Are Different -> Our Mormons Are Different -> Our Morons Are Different
 * Our Zombies Are Different -> Our Zombies Are President.
 * Oven Logic -> Over Logic
 * Overly Long Gag -> Overly Long Cat

P

 * Page Three Stunna -> Return To Savanna (You mean, like The Lion King 2? Or Scarlett?)
 * Pace Thee Sauna (on this page)
 * Pastry Stunna
 * Hasty Setsuna.
 * Pain Center -> Pan Central, Rain Center, Panic Center
 * Pair the Spares -> Pair The Spades
 * Pandeism-> Pandaism (worship of pandas?)
 * Pandering to the Base -> Pedobearing To The Base
 * Pan's Labyrinth -> Penis Labyrinth, Pants Labyrinth, Pantsu Labyrinth.
 * It can also be read as Pan's Labyrinth or Pan's Labyrinth.
 * Pantheon: Shape -> Pantheon: Snape
 * Panty Fighter -> Party Fighter (a cross between the Fighting Game and Mario Party? (So, Super Smash Bros.., then?)), Panty Finder
 * Panty Shot -> Panty Shit
 * Panty Snot
 * Pantry Shot
 * Panty Short
 * Panty's Shot
 * Papa Wolf -> Papal Wolf
 * Paper Fan of Doom -> Peter Pan Of Doom (while looking away a second), Paper Faroff Doom, Paper Fan Dumb
 * Parental Issues -> Paternal Issues (was next to Maternally Challenged), Perennial Issues
 * Parental Substitute -> Parental Prostitute -> Paternal Pasta
 * Parker Lewis Can't Lose -> Parker Lewis Can't Hold His Liquor. (Just guess what it was followed immediately by on "Recent Changes")
 * Party Game -> Panty Game
 * Passion Play -> Rassilon Play -> Pokémon Play
 * A Passion Play
 * Passive-Aggressive Kombat -> Passive Aggressive Wombat
 * The Password Is Always Swordfish -> The Password Is Always Swedish
 * The Perfect Score -> The Perfect Storm
 * The Perils of Penelope Pitstop -> The Penis of Penelope Pitstop (don't ask. Just...don't), The Pearls of Penelope Pitstop, The Perils of Penelope Shitstop
 * Paxton Fettel -> Patton Oswalt
 * Perky Goth -> Pesky Goth (well, some Goths are pesky) -> Pesky Goff (these ones, perhaps?)
 * Person as Verb -> Phineas and Ferb
 * Pet Heir -> Peter Weir (director of The Truman Show and Dead Poets Society)
 * Pet Hitler
 * Phone Booth -> Phoney Booth
 * Photographic Memory -> Pornographic Memory
 * Pornographic Money
 * Picaresque -> Picardesque -> Pixaresque
 * Picturesque
 * Animesque
 * Picarats
 * Pick Up Babes with Babes -> Pick Up Babies with Babies. Fuck up Babes With Babes (if you can do that, you don't need the original one, do you?)
 * The Picture of Dorian Gray + Tropes Will Ruin Your Life -> This Picture Will Ruin Your Life
 * The Pig Pen -> The Pen Pen
 * Pimp Duds -> Pimp Druids
 * Pimp Dudes
 * Pitch Testing Zone -> Bitch Testing Zone, Piss Tetching Zone
 * A Plague on Both Your Houses -> A Plague On Both Your Horses, A Plaque On Both Your Houses
 * Planescape: Torment -> Planescape Torrent
 * Planetscale Tournament
 * Plato Is a Moron -> Plato is a Moon
 * Playing a Tree + Playing with Fire -> Playing a Tree On Fire (Ouch)!
 * Playing Tennis With the Boss -> Playing Penis With The Boss -> Playing Penis With The Boys
 * Playing Tennis With The Boos
 * Playing Tennis With Teh Booze
 * Playing Tennis With the Boss + Playing with a Trope -> Playing Tennis With A Trope
 * Playing to The Fetishes -> Planet Of The Fetishes
 * Playing With The Fishes
 * Playing To The Testicles
 * Plays Great Ethnics -> Plays Great Ethics
 * Plug N Play Friends -> Plug 'N' Play Fruits (This, Mango Nukes... I must be hungry.)
 * Podcast -> Prodcast -> P(r)odcats
 * Poison Oak Epileptic Trees -> Professor Oak's Epileptic Trees
 * Poke the Poodle -> Pork The Poodle
 * The Pollyanna -> The Poochyena
 * User:Pom Rania -> Porn Mania
 * Pomu Mania
 * Hey, that's my name!
 * Porom/Palom Mania
 * Pomeranian! (User:Rainbow Poof has one!)
 * Pom Poko -> Porn Poko
 * Pomi Raku
 * Poorly-Disguised Pilot -> Poorly Disguised Plot
 * Porn Stash <-> Porn Stache, Porn Smash, Corn Stash, Pom Stash
 * Portal Network + Player Punch -> Portal Punch (seen on Recent Changes next to each other)
 * Post-Kiss Catatonia -> Post Kiss California
 * Post Kiss Catalonia
 * Potemayo -> Potatomoto, Dattebayo!
 * Sotomayor
 * Powder Trail -> Powder Tail, Power Trail, Power Tail, Powered Tail
 * Powder Trial, Power Trial, Powered Trial (nonsense, but still…)
 * Power Born of Madness -> Porn Of Madness, Powder Of Madness
 * Power Crutch -> Power Crotch
 * Powered Armor -> Powdered Armor (Just Add Water?)
 * Power Floats -> Power Goats, Power Coats, Power Boats, Power Foals
 * Power Gives You Wings -> Power Gives You Wangs -> Power Gives You Wangst, Power Gives You Rings
 * Rings Give You Power
 * Power Rangers Give You Wings
 * Power Glows -> Power Grows
 * The Power of Love -> The Power Of Lose -> The Power of L.O.S.E.
 * The Power of Rock -> The Power Of Rockman
 * The Power of Trust -> Power Thrust
 * Power Thirst
 * Powerpuff Girls -> Powder Puff Girls
 * How come people always get that wrong?
 * Praetorian Guard -> Prydonian Guard, Pray Thor's On Guard, Pratchettian Guard
 * Pretend Prejudice -> A very odd misspelling of Pride and Prejudice, Prepared Prune Juice
 * Pretty Cool Guy -> Pretty Cure Guy
 * PrimaDonna -> Pre-Madonna
 * Prima Donna Director -> Prima Donna Doctor
 * Private Detective -> Pirate Detective
 * Privates Detective (So he strip-searches, eh?)
 * Production Posse -> Punctuation Posse
 * Production Pose
 * Prom Is for Straight Kids -> Porn Is For Straight Kids
 * Protection From Editors -> Protection From Elders
 * Psycho for Hire + The Juggernaut (Seen next to each other on the "Recent Edits" page) -> Psychonauts For Hire
 * Public Exposure -> Pubic Exposure
 * Punch Clock Villain -> Punch Cock Villain
 * Lunchbox Villain
 * Puny Earthlings -> Punny Earthlings (It's true...), Puny Earrings
 * Pursuing Parental Perils -> Pursuing Parental Penis
 * Put Me in Coach -> Put Me In Couch, Put Me In Crotch
 * Putting on the Reich -> Put It On The Rich, Putting On The Peach, Putting On The Leech, Putin On The Reich
 * PvP -> PCP (Porter C Powell)
 * PCP (Sorry, it had to be done.)
 * PCB
 * PSP
 * Porn Without Plot (Nine times out of ten, it will suck.)
 * P2P

Q

 * The Queen's Latin -> Queen Latifah, The Queen's Late!
 * Quest Giver -> Guest Quiver.
 * Questionable Content -> Questionable Consent

R

 * Race Against the Clock -> Rape Against The Clock -> Race Against The Cock (rooster)
 * Rage Against the Heavens
 * Race Against The Heavens
 * Rage Against The Machine
 * Rage Against The Clock
 * Race For Your Love -> Rape For Your Love; Rice For Your Love; Race Foe, Your Love, Race For Your Life
 * Rage Against the Heavens -> Rape Against The Heavens, Rage Against the Hyenas.
 * Raised by Wolves -> Raped By Wolves, Raised By Elves?, Razed By Wolves, Razed By Elves?!
 * Random Power Ranking -> Random Power Ranger
 * Random PowerNanking
 * Random Power Spanking
 * Rape As Comedy -> Rape As Candy (Everything at once!), Rap as Comedy, Rape Ass Comedy (a subset of Refuge in Audacity)
 * Rape As Audacity
 * Rope As Comedy
 * Rapid-Fire Typing -> Rapist Fire Typing
 * Rant-Inducing Slight -> Rant Inducing Sight (which sounds much better, grammar wise.)
 * Really Gets Around -> Reality Gets Around
 * Real Person Cameo -> Real Person Galileo
 * Recent Changes -> Reality Changes, Reset Changes
 * Recurring Riff -> Recurring Yiff (...what?)
 * We're looking at you becase you have a mental desease
 * Redheaded Stepchild -> Red Headed Stupid, Red Handed Stepchild
 * Re-Ditto -> Doritos (I was hungry, OK?)
 * Red Light District too close on the page to The Red Planet -> Red Light Planet
 * The Red Sonja -> The Red Sonia
 * The Red Sonya
 * The Red Monika. Oh. Yes.
 * Reed Richards Is Useless -> Michael Richards Is Useless, Reed Richards Is Ulysses
 * Sea Urchins Are Useless
 * Keith Richards Is Useless
 * Keith Olbermann Is Useless
 * Keith Olbermann is Obese
 * Richard Is Useless
 * Read, Richards! E's Useless!
 * Arthur Read Is Useless!
 * Lyrical is Useless
 * Reed Snorkel -> Red Snorkel
 * Reflective Eyes -> Radioactive Eyes
 * Refuge in Audacity -> Refugee in Audacity
 * Reincarnation Romance -> Reincarnation Bromance
 * The Renfield -> The Seinfeld, The Ren and Stimpy
 * The Rumsfeld
 * The Ren Fair
 * Rental (car) -> Rentai
 * Report Siht -> Report Shit, Reports It, Report Sith, Repost Shit, Repot Shit, Repurposed Pop Song
 * Repo! The Genetic Opera -> Repo the Generic Opera
 * Harpo the Genetic Oprah
 * Repurposed Pop Song -> Repurposed Rap Song, Resourpussed Pop Song
 * Rescued from the Scrappy Heap -> Rescued From Imogen Heap.
 * Restraining Bolt -> Restraining Boll (See, there's this petition going 'round...), Retraining Boll, Yew Ball
 * Retired Game Show Element -> Retarded Game Show Element
 * Retroactive Recognition -> Retroactive Dungeon -> Radioactive Recognition (that green glow looks familiar)
 * The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized -> The Resolution Will Not Be Televised, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, The Resolution Will Not Be Civilized
 * The Revolution Will Not Be Institutionalised
 * The Revolution Will Not Be Vilified -> The Revolution will not be verified
 * Right-Wing Militia Fanatic -> Right Wing Militia Fanfic
 * Road Show -> Red Snow
 * Romance of the Three Kingdoms -> Romans of the Three Kingdoms
 * Romancing the Widow -> Romancing The Window
 * Ronin Warriors -> Robin Williams (At this point I think I need my head checked.)
 * Rurouni Warriors
 * Rooting for the Empire -> Rooting For The Umpire
 * Rope Bridge -> Rape Bridge (Oh my! It actually fits!)
 * Rousseau Was Right -> Rossiu Was Right, Rousseau Was Tight, (Vince) Russo Was Right (for once), (Ladd) Russo Was Right
 * Renton Was Right
 * Russia Was Right
 * Renfield Was Right
 * The Rule of First Adopters -> The Rule Of First Adapters
 * Rule 34 - Rule Thirty Sex (Rule 30 has sex?)
 * Rumiko Takahashi -> Ryo Takamisaki
 * Ryo Takamisaki -> Ryo Hirohashi

S

 * The Sadistic Choice -> The Sarcastic Choice, The Sad Dipstick Choice
 * Saint Seiya -> Sailor Seiya -> Saint Seira
 * Sand in My Eyes -> Send In My Eyes, Sad Enemy Eyes, Stand In My Eyes, Saint in my Eyes
 * Sanding My Eyes (because the goggles do nothing!)
 * Sandy Mitchell -> Saintly Mitchell (ironic of course, because the title character of that film is decidedly not saintly)
 * Sanity Slippage -> Saintly Slippage
 * Sanity Sippage
 * The Sarah Connor Chronicles -> The Sarah Jane Adventures
 * Sarcasm Failure -> Starscream Failure (Yet again!)
 * Likewise, Sarcasm Mode -> Starscream Mode (Converts from fighter jet into snarky, backstabbing robot and back!)
 * Sasami -> Sashimi. Although since the person in question was from another planet.....
 * Satan Is Good -> Satan Is God, Seitan Is Goat
 * Satin Is Good
 * Saved by the Bell -> Saved By Zatch Bell
 * Stalked by the Bell
 * Saved By The Hell
 * Saved By The Idiot Ball
 * Stalked by Hell
 * Saving Sarah Cain -> Saving Sarah Palin -> Craving Sarah Palin
 * Scarf of Asskicking -> Scar Of Asskicking, Scar of Asskicking
 * Scar of Asskicking
 * Scary Impractical Armor -> Scarily Practical Ammo
 * Schala Lives -> Schala Lives (with a long i, as in "extra lives")
 * SCP Foundation -> SPC Foundation, SCV Foundation, SDP Foundation (How is this possible)
 * The Scrappy -> The Crappy (more appropriate actually))
 * The Cappy
 * The Scrappy + Screenwriters = Scrappy Writers
 * Screams Like a Little Girl -> Samus Is A Little Girl, Samus Is A Ghoul, Seams Like A Little Grill
 * Screw the Rules I Have Plot -> Screw The Rules I Have Pot
 * Se7en -> Semen
 * Seasonal Rot -> Seasonal Riot, Sensational Rot, Sensational Riot, Seasonal Rat, Seasonal Plot
 * Second Episode Morning -> Second Episode Mourning (all the characters shed a tear for the Sacrificial Lamb)
 * Sedgwick Speech -> Sedgewick Smooch
 * Seinfeld Is Unfunny -> Seinfeld Is A Bunny
 * Springfield Is Unfunny
 * And while we're at it, Seinfeldian Conversation -> Springfieldian Conversation
 * Or it could be Springfield is Unfunny
 * Selective Gravity -> Selective Gravy
 * Self-Insert Fic -> Self Service Fic
 * Selfish Server (he's only doing it for himself)
 * Self Insertion Fic
 * Self-Made Orphan -> Spell Made Orphan, Self Made Opium
 * Self Made Ophan
 * Self Made Oprah
 * Self Made Oufan
 * Sempai-Kohai -> Sempai Kohei
 * Serial Killer Killer -> Serial Killer Whale
 * Series Continuity Error -> Serious Continuity Error
 * Series Goal -> Series Goat, Surly Goat
 * Seven Minute Lull -> Seven Minute LOL
 * Seven Is Nana -> Seven of Nine
 * Sex Changes Everything -> Sex Change Is Everything
 * Hex Changes Everything
 * Hentai Changes Everything
 * Shaving Is Science -> Sharing Is Science, Shaving In Silence, Shaving His Science
 * Shibi Aburame -> Spirit Albarn
 * Ship Tease -> Strip Tease
 * Shipper on Deck -> Stripper On Deck
 * Shirtless Scene -> Shitless Scene
 * Or, in other context, Shitless Scene
 * Shiftless Scene
 * Shock and Awe -> Spock and Awe
 * Shonen Hair -> Shaven Hair (theatre)
 * Shoo Out the Clowns -> Shoot Out The Clowns
 * Shoot Out the Lock -> Shout-Out The Lock -> Shout Out To The Rock
 * Shopping Montage -> Shipping Montage, Shopping For Montage, Shopping For Mortgages
 * Shotgun Wedding -> Shogun Wedding
 * Shotoclone -> Shotaclone, Shot A Clone, Shotokan > Shokotan
 * Shotacon
 * Significant Reference Date -> Starfighter Reference Date
 * Silence Is Golden -> Science Is Golden
 * Silent Hill: Shattered Memories -> Silent Hill Shadow Mommies
 * Single-Issue Wonk -> Single Issue Wank, Single Issue Work
 * Sitch Sexuality -> Stitch Sexuality
 * Skyward Sword -> Squidward Sword
 * Smug Snake -> Smug Snape, Smug Sasuke, Snug Snake
 * Or Smug Snake
 * Snark Bait -> Snake Bait, Shark Bait, Snark Bite, Shark Bite, Snake Bite
 * Snatch -> Snatch Adams
 * Snicket Warning Label -> Snickers Warning Label
 * ...*kasplodey*
 * Snatcher
 * Snowlems -> Snow Lems
 * So Bad Its Horrible -> So Bad It's Dr. Horrible, So Bad It's Qrrbrbirlbel
 * So Bad It's Horrible: Wrestling -> So Bad, It's Horrible Wrestling
 * Socially Awkward Hero -> Sexually Awkward Hero
 * Social Semi-Circle -> Socialism Circle, Special Sim Circle
 * Sociopathic Soldier -> Slakoth Soldier
 * Something Else Also Rises -> Something Else Almost Rises
 * Something Something Leonard Bernstein -> Something Something Rugal Bernstein (GENOCIDE CUTTAH!! HAHAHAHAHA!)
 * So Once Again the Day Is Saved -> So Once Again, It Was His Sled
 * So Once Again, I Save The Day
 * Sorry I Left the BGM On -> Sorry I Left the BFG On
 * Sorry I Let The BFG In
 * Sorry I Left The BDSM On
 * So What Are You Shaving?
 * Spam Attack -> Sperm Attack
 * Spain Attack
 * Spam Attach (soft ch sound)
 * Spice Rack Panacea -> Spice Rack Placenta, Spice Rack Pangea, Spice Rack Pancreas, Spam Rice Pandora -> Spam Razors, Pandora!
 * Spin to Deflect Stuff -> Spin To Detect Stuff, Spot To Reflect Stuff
 * Squishy Wizard -> Squicky Wizard
 * Stalking Mission -> Stalking Minion
 * Staking Mission
 * STALKER Mission
 * Starkit's Prophecy -> Sharktits Prophecy
 * Starwing -> Starwang
 * Starving
 * Stat Grinding -> Start Grinding (Because You Have To)
 * Statler and Waldorf -> Stantler And Bidoof
 * Statler And Waldo
 * Stealth Hi Bye -> "Self High Five"
 * Stern Chase -> Stem Chase (blame it on keming...)
 * Stern Teacher -> Stunt Teacher
 * "Stop Having Fun!" Guys -> Stop Hating Fun Guys, Stop Having Fungi
 * Stop Helping Me! -> Stop Hugging Me -> Stop Mugging Me
 * Street Fighter -> Skeet Fighter -> Keet Fighter
 * Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl -> Stingy Haired Ghost Girl
 * Stripped to the Bone -> Strapped To The Bomb
 * Stupid Sexy Flanders -> Stupid Sexy Flandre
 * Subdued Section -> Subdued Seduction
 * Subdued Vivisection
 * Subspace Ansible -> Subspace Asshole
 * Subtitles Are Superfluous -> Subtleties Are Superfluous, Subtitles Are Super Floss
 * Such a Phony -> Such A Pony
 * Such A Brony
 * Suit-Up of Destiny - Shut Up of Destiny
 * Superman -> Stupidman
 * Supermarionation -> Super Mario Nation (We wish!)
 * Super Sentai -> Super Hentai (I can't believe we don't have this one)
 * Super Serum -> Super Sperm (or Sperm Serum—would explain why Captain America never divulged the ingredients)
 * Super See-Rum (wonder if Jack would like this?)
 * Surprisingly Improved Sequel -> Surprisingly Improvised Sequel
 * Suspiciously Apropos Music -> Suspiciously, A Porpoise's Music
 * Suspiciously Appropriate Music (which actually relates to the subject)
 * Sweet Polly Oliver -> Sweet Tommy Oliver
 * Swiss Army Appendage -> Swiss Army Bondage Swiss Army Appendectomy