Captain Dan and The Scurvy Crew

A Floridian rap crew. Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew are in fact, "The only rap crew with buccaneer technique", yes rapping pirate nerds.

These musician provide examples of: !!!
""When we're done with this raid, we're gonna plunder your mother."
 * Alliterative Name: "Captain" Dan Dolan, their front man.
 * Anachronism Stew: See A Pirate 400 Years Too Late:
 * Badass Crew: They kick copious amounts of ass.
 * Black Comedy Rape

Also "If the wench disagrees, then I'll have to shank her." from Jolly Roger."

""When I'm hungry, I cannibalize the cabin boys.""
 * Possibly insinuated by Admiralty in Broadside: "There's nothing sadder than a pirate with a fake eye patch saying 'arr' as the cabin boy battens down his hatch."
 * Eats Babies: As a last resort.


 * The Good Captain: Dan of course!
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath: They are pirates, after all.
 * Honor Before Reason: Averted. They will do anything to kill and avoid being killed. They are pirates, after all.
 * One of Us: One song is called Dead Mines, it's about a raid. They're also inspired by "Tupac Shakur, Eminem and Davey Jones".
 * They also have a song about Pirates of the Burning Sea.
 * A Pirate 400 Years Too Late: It's not certain what time period they're in, present day or historical, since sailing ships and bowling alleys are both mentioned, but if they're modern, they'd be this in style, but not attitude.
 * One of their first songs is Flintlock Glock, combined with the preceding it appears they are in both periods at the same time.
 * The Rival: They have several rap battles with "Admiralty" (representing the Royal Navy), and apparently recruit in the same bar.
 * Rule of Cool: Rapping. Pirates.
 * Screw the War Were Partying: On occasion.
 * Wenches, Rum, and Hip-Hop: A majority of their songs.
 * Shown Their Work: Their nautical references are surprisingly accurate from a landlubbers perspective.
 * Unusual Euphemism: Their cannon's always loaded.
 * A Worldwide Punomenon: "It's All About the Booty", "Chests O'Plenty".
 * Worthy Opponent: Admiralty is cast in this role from time to time.
 * Would Hit a Girl: They are pirates, after all.