Caveman

Caveman is a 1981 slapstick comedy film, starred by Ringo Starr (yes, that Ringo Starr), also financed by George Harrison in memory of John Lennon.

Set "One Zillion BC", the film follows the adventures of caveman underdog, Atouk, who is constantly bullied by the other members of his tribe, as well as by their leader, Tonda, while lusting over the beautiful Lana, who happens to be Tonda's mate.

Eventually, Atouk gets banished from his tribe along with his best friend Lar, he finds other misfits in the wild and forms his own tribe, and together they start walking upright, discover fire, invent music, tools, weapons, and fry an egg.

Tropes:

 * Agony of the Feet: Once they fend off the T. rex when it steps into the hot embers of Atouk's tribe campfire.
 * All Love Is Unrequited: Atouk loves Lana and Tala loves Atouk, Tonda does seem to love Lana, but Lana seems more interested in being with him just because he is the one in power.
 * Artistic License History: This movie is played for fun and makes that clear on the "zillion BC" title at the beginning.
 * Behind the Black: Near the end a character is dumped into a pile of shit everyone should have known was there.
 * Bigfoot Sasquatch and Yeti: See Wacky Wayside Tribe.
 * Cool Mount:
 * But Not Too Gay: Homosexuality is openly visible with Rock and Flock, who hold hands and care for each other. Justified in that this is long before anyone really cared one way or the other.
 * Dinosaurs Always Howl At The Moon... and cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises... and hoot on the next night.
 * Dogged Nice Guy: Atouk is this to Lana, gender inverted with Tala towards Atouk.
 * Dueling Films: The film was released around the same time of the more serious one Quest for Fire.
 * Exty Years From Now: Set "One Zillion BC, October 9th". (Incidentally, this was John Lennon's birthday)
 * Farts On Fire
 * Fur Bikini: Lana.
 * Fictionary: Over 30 caveman words were created for this film, their meaning can be easily deduced by the audience.
 * Gold Digger: Lana, although for power, not money (which doesn't exist in this time period). She wanted to be mated to the leader, whoever he was. When Atouk lived in the cave, she pretty much ignored him unless he was giving her something, which she then shared with her mate Tonda, the chief. When Atouk rescued her from drowning and she learned that Atouk was now chief of his own tribe, she tried to seduce him. When Tonda attacked the camp, she cheerfully returned to Tonda. And when Atouk attacked Tonda's tribe and seized the cave she went back to Atouk,.
 * G Rated Drug: The "red berries", which act just like cannabis.
 * As the trailer said, they didn't call it the Stone Age for nothing.
 * Happily Ever After: The end title.
 * Human Popsicle:, he gets better.
 * I Just Want to Have Friends: The Sasquatch/Yeti wasn't mean, he was just lonely.
 * As does the man-eating plant Atook meets which kisses him.
 * Inventing the Wheel: As mentioned, Atouk's tribe learns to walk upright and master fire, there's even one scene at the beginning in which Atouk is seen playing with a rough wheel in a stick.
 * Jerk Jock: Tonda.
 * Meadow Run: Played with. It's two friends - not lovers, when Atook and Lar meet again.
 * Naughty Tentacles: At the beginning Atouk encounters a Man Eating Plant, that it turns out just wants to be his friend.
 * No Dialogue Film: A grand total of one character in the whole movie speaks recognizable English, and only for one scene as he translates a few terms that the audience has probably deduced already. The rest of the movie is in made-up Caveman language and grunts.
 * Patchwork Map: "A nearby Ice Age"
 * Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Atouk forms his tribe with this, which includes: A blind old man, a gay couple, a midget, and a caveman who speaks only in English.
 * Black Comedy Rape: Atouk's below mentioned drugging.
 * Rewarded As a Traitor Deserves: A non-death variant: After Atouk defeats Tonda, Lana immediately runs to his side, only to be dumped in dino-doo-doo.
 * Road Apples: Dino ones.
 * Sex Equals Love: To be fair, its cavemen and cavewomen we are talking about; Specially evident when Lar suggests Atouk to have sex with Tala, to which Tala happily agrees only to be turned down by Atouk saying that he will only have sex with Lana.
 * Slurpasaur: The dinosaur at the beginning seems to be based on how early paleontologists thought dinosaurs were supposed to look.
 * Somewhere a Paleontologist Is Crying: Oh boy... but then again the film is not intended to be taken seriously.
 * Stock Dinosaurs
 * Tyrannosaurus Rex
 * Suspiciously Similar Song: Apparently, they couldn't afford to actually use Also Sprach Zarathustra.
 * Toilet Humor
 * Too Dumb to Live: The blind old man, Gog, when he is introduced he is being told by Tala to stay in one spot. What does he do?  Many of the film's gags come from him getting into trouble.
 * The Unintelligible: Inverted with the Korean caveman Nook, who is the only character who speaks in English, hinting that he is more advanced; The other characters don't understand him.
 * Victim Falls For Rapist: Atouk drugs Lana and Tonda in order to attempt this on her, fortunately it doesn't work.
 * Viewers Are Morons: The introduction of a character who speaks English is a thinly veiled attempt to ensure that even the stupidest viewer understands basic caveman. Never mind the fact that he's introduced a good 40 minutes of dialogue into the film.
 * Wacky Wayside Tribe: The Sasquatch/Yeti encountered in the "nearby ice age".
 * What the Hell Hero: Done without intelligible dialogue! When Atouk.
 * Yandere: Tala has shades of this: