Motor Mouth/Quotes

"Bumblebee: All right, Zippy, start talking! Blurr: First of all, the name's not "Zippy"! As a matter of fact, I don't believe I've ever met another bot named Zippy, so one can only assume that you came up with "Zippy" in reference to my speed, which may be technically accurate, but lacks a certain creativity! Bumblebee: Eh...eh-eh... Blurr: More to the point, the name's Blurr! I'm an Autobot intelligence agent, sent to this planet by the Elite Guard to keep an eye on Optimus Prime and his crew as well as monitor the Deception activity, and you my friend, have just blown a deca-cycle of covert surveillance designed to uncover Megatron's plot to conquer Cybertron. Everything was going according to plan when I intercepted a communication between the Decepticon leader and an unknown double agent! They were in the midst of plotting the abduction of an unsuspecting Autobot who which now, from the status of the current ground situation appears to have been successful. Got that so far? Bumblebee: Uh... Could you repeat the last part? Blurr: Which last part? Bumblebee: Oh, everything after 'The name's not Zippy.'"

- Transformers Animated, "A Bridge Too Close, Part 1"

"Pinkie Pie: Have you ever had a cherry changa? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question. Applejack: That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherry changa. Pinkie Pie: Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A cherry changa is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried. Cherry changa. Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a chimmy cherry. Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherry changa or chimmy cherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmy cherry changa! What sounds the funniest? I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is 'kumquat'! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say 'kumquat' all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And 'pickle barrel'! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel pickle barrel pickle barrel. Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimmy cherry changa-! Applejack: No! Make it stop, make it stop!"

- My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, The Last Roundup

"Kenny: Why are you hangin' with 7-11? Lee: 7-11? Kenny: Yeah, his mouth never closes."

- -Rush Hour 2

"Every word I say turns out a sentence!"

- Is It In My Head, Quadrophenia

""You know, you haven't stopped talking since I got here; you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.""

- Groucho Marx (in a moment of Hypocritical Humor), Duck Soup