Tim Minchin/Funny

"You don't eat pigs We don't eat pigs It seems it's been that way for ever So if you don't eat pigs And we don't eat pigs Why not not-eat-pigs together?"
 * Take your pick; his own favourite is Peace Anthem For Palestine, whose one verse is:

"Tim: BLACKOUT! Fuck yeah!"
 * The ending of Canvas Bags.

"Tim: Well, I wake up in the morning at 11:47 and I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day."
 * The monotonous, completely deadpan way he sings the opening line of Some People Have It Worse Than I.

"Tim: People always start clapping then, but I'm about to do a solo and I can't keep time. *beat* So shut the fuck up."
 * From the Darkside Live album, just after the second chorus, the audience starts to clap along to the beat. Tim's about to launch into a solo, and he isn't pleased with the sudden participation.


 * The entirety of Storm. This troper's favorite bit is when he rhymes "Carbon" with "Hard-on".
 * In Wossy Can I Bang Your Wife, he concludes a line with 'I wanna make sweet love to ya, sweet love to ya wife." The look on Ross's face was priceless.