Chest Monster (fanfic)

ChestMonster is a Harry Potter / True Blood crack-fic that tells the adventures of Harry's chest monster after he leaves the boy's body. The monster travels throughout England until finally arriving to America, where he ends up in the chest of a very horny Jessica Hamby. When Harry notices its abscence, he will do whatever it takes to find it.

Written by Lily Morgan.

Tropes

 * Crack Fic
 * Crossover
 * Lust. Parodied.
 * Quest for Sex. Jessica. And Harry, but that's because.
 * Amulet of Concentrated Awesome. The chest monster, for Harry.
 * Not Safe for Work. Obviously.
 * Rule of Sexy. Specially applied to.
 * Squick., for some.
 * Foreign People Are Sexy..
 * Acceptable Breaks From Reality. Some plot devices don't make much sense, but it's okay 'cause it's funny Crack Fic.
 * Interspecies Romance., though not exactly a romance.
 * Kiss of the Vampire.
 * Lampshaded Double Entendre. The monster talks like this all the time.
 * Identical Stranger. Ginny and Jessica.
 * America Saves the Day. Parodied.
 * You Will Know What to Do. Ron.
 * Vampires Are Sex Gods.