My Name Is Not Durwood/Quotes

"Strong Bad: Hey, Dairy Queen. Strong Sad: I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. I made a mistake! Strong Bad: Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen."

- Homestar Runner

"Peppermint Patty: Before we go, kid, I want to ask you something. How come you're always calling me "sir" when I keep asking you not to, huh? Don't you realize how annoying that can be? Marcie: No, ma'am!"

- Peanuts

"Timmy: Don't worry, Mom and Dad. Even if you did forget my birthday, it's OK. Dad: What?! Forgot your birthday? Mom: We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"

- The Fairly Odd Parents

"The Tick (animation): I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, 'forest-smog'! Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a "K"! Boy, are you ever rude. Thrakkorzog's Tongue: Eat rude brains! The Tick: No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, "Whatchamazog"! Thrakkorzog: Listen buddy, for the last time; it's- The Tick: Thorax-in-a-bog? Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog! The Tick: Ah, laxative-log! Thrakkorzog: No, no, no. The Tick: Laplander-zog? Thrakkorzog: No! The Tick: Four-yaks-and-a-dog? Thrakkorzog: Thrak-! The Tick: Sap-sucker-frog! Thrakkorzog: No no no! The Tick: *Ahem* ...Susan? Thrakkorzog: ...Oh. *tsk tsk tsk* Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile."

- The Tick (animation)

"Rodney: Trigger - why do you call me Dave? My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney. Trigger: I thought it was Dave. Rodney: No, it's Rodney. Trigger: You sure? Rodney: Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney! Trigger: Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname like? Rodney: No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name. Trigger: Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney. Rodney: Thank you. Trigger: Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night."

- Only Fools and Horses, "Homesick"

""Thanks, Bossa Nova! Er, Bag O' Matzo. Copacabana?" "It's BAKUNETSUMARU!""

- SD Gundam

"Jade: Does "the IRIS" mean anything to you? HH: [groggily] Listen here, Miss Thyrus... Jade: [chuckles] It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here. HH: Perhaps I can be of some assistance there... Jade: So you are Double H! HH: Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a goner. I Owe You My Life. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus! Jade: [giggling] Jade! My name is Jade! HH: AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS!"

- Beyond Good and Evil

"Count Veger: VEGER! It's VEGER, you idiot!"

- Jak III

"Buttercup: Hey Poop! Get us out of here! Coop: I told you before, it's Coop!"

- The Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi

"Christian Weston Chandler: And another thing, I! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"

"Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name! Ninth Doctor: Ricky. Mickey: It's Mickey! Ninth Doctor: No, it's Ricky. Mickey: I think I know my own name! Ninth Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?"

- Doctor Who, "Aliens of London"

"Milkman: That's correct, Superdoof! Superdude: That's Superdude, and I know you mispronounced it on purpose!"

- All That

"Yami Yugi: Hello there. I'm here today with 8-bit Mickey, and we're going to- Nostalgia Critic: Actually, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. Yami: Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con. Critic: Don't worry about it. Yami: Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with Linkara, and we're going to- Critic: Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic. Yami: How very foolish of me. Phelous. Critic: Way off. Yami: Spoony. Critic: You're doing this on purpose. Yami: Bennett the Sage. Critic: That's just insulting! Yami: The Nostalgia... Critic: Yes? Yami: ...Chick! Critic: GAH! Yami: Wait, wait, I've got it. The Angry Video Game Nerd. Critic: Oh, it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine! Yami: Vic Mignogna. Critic: Who is that? Who even is that? Yami: Um, Doug Walker. Critic: Yeah, let's go with that."

- Yami Yugi and The Nostalgia Critic, promoting Kami-Con.