User:SelfCloak/Quotes

Quotes
""The Internet has brainwashed these teenagers, to the point where that's all they talk about when they're not on it. If only this wasn't accurate...""

- YourMovieSucks, Megan is Missing review

""[...] [T]he film went above and beyond the typical aspects of propaganda with its overbearing self-importance and pomposity, acting as if FIFA single-handedly saved the human race from extinction and is thus the hero of humanity that deserves endless praise and glory. It was like a cry for help masquerading as a shiny medal of honor; a film functioning as a massive ego-boost first and propaganda second.""

- jwworthy, IMDb review of "United Passions"

""Their catch phrase for EOS Online is "For the MMORPG that you've lost." The only thing that I have lost while testing this game is interest.""

- Steparu Review.

""Maybe our bear needs to sit quietly, eat his berries and honey, maybe then he would just be left alone. But no. They'll always be trying to put him on a chain. As soon as they do that, they'll pull out his teeth and claws.""

- Vladimir Putin (translated), Putin's 15 years: A presidential retrospective (RT)

""The most pressing analogy I hold to heart is how Britain stands with mouth a-gawp as it gets progressively fatter and iller, yet remains defiantly opposed to designing streets that people feel safe to ride bicycles on, and continues to let its populated areas be designed in the image of nutritionally-vacuous, big-brand food and drink. As waistlines expand, obesity becomes 'normalised', and solutions drift further and further outside society's collective imagination.""

- スクイグリー (mescale), All About Hikkikomori, Japan's Missing Million

"jenny x: This is creepy, terrible and amazing at the same time Lost Pause: Your typically day at Lost Pause. jenny x: And thats how I like it"

- Hatsune Miku Waifu Game - Ep 2

"''"Fun fact: I did [the licking-my-nose-with-my-tongue thing] with Marzia when we recently met, and I think that's one of the reasons why she started liking me. ''... I don't get it either.""

- Pew Die Pie

"''"For all your senses*
 * Yes, we know there are five senses, but we don’t recommend trying to taste or smell your Pixel.""

- Google, Chromebook Pixel

""I just hate everyone involved. Like, I hate Gamergate, but then, when I went to, like, follow the people on the other side of the issue, I hated everything that they were saying on Twitter too.""

- EliotETC

""The NFL, Price is Right, WWE, most major TV networks across the nation are "going pink" to "spread awareness." Horseshit. You give no fucks about helping victims of breast cancer, you just make it seem like you do. You go pink for October, and then...NOTHING. Not a single mention of it until the following year. All you give a fuck about is how your company is viewed. You want to be "hip" and "cool." You're not. Ironically, by saying you care for a while, and then not care for the rest of the time, shows you really don't care at all. You'd be better off not taking a stance on it at all.""

- WildThingSammiT, So about this "if men can do it, why can't women" trend in Hollywood. (Voat thread)

"Moira Brown: You know what? I think I'm turning into a Ghoul! Kyle Kallgren: You should be turning into a corpse!"

- Fallout: The Future We Choose - Between the Lines

"''"My five-year-old son just got a trophy for soccer. I was as pleased as any father could be, and I pulled him on my lap, and praised him. Then I figured out everyone got a trophy. All my praise turned to lies in my mouth. I could not unsay what I had just said to a five-year-old. I could not tell him that this trophy was meaningless.

''I could not tell him to try his best, either, because the reward was the same for his best as for his worst.

''My other son quit the team before the season ended, and the coach wanted to give him a trophy in any case. I was revolted by the idea, deeply offended.

They are trying to make my sons into little, weak, selfish, puling nonentities: boys who will cry if they do not get the same reward for hard work as for goofing off. Boys who will grow up to think life is unfair unless they are handed everything they never earned on a silver platter. I cannot regard this attempt with anything but a deep mistrust, bordering on hatred. Who are these people, and what do they have against my boys? Why are they trying to spoil them?""

- John C. Wright, If everyone is Super, no one will be

"''"Being pretty [as a girl] is great. The problem is that you can't stay pretty forever. In 20 years, a re-creation of [a club party with alcohol and friends] would look really, really sad.""

- A Dose of Buckley, caption on "Pretty Girls" by Britney Spears and Iggy Azaela, The Ten Worst Songs of 2015

"Doctor: Your mom's insurance cut her off, so we've replaced her IV with a 2 liter of Sprite. Kurama: Why would you do such a thing? Doctor: Uh, it seemed like a... not good, but funny idea at the time..."

- Yu Yu Hakusho and the Magical Mirror (Abridged Parody)

""It's a ColecoVision in a Jaguar shell, and I'm... Fuck, what the shit is going on?!""

- pxlsicle, Retro VGS Rebranded as Coleco Chameleon - #CUPodcast

""[Changes in modern media, compared to old works, make] the story reflect the sensibilities of a modern audience. Fiction is [a] product of culture, and culture is a product of circumstance. Our circumstances now are not the same as they were in classical times, so neither is our culture and neither is our fiction.""

- MrBtongue, Tasteful, Understated Nerdrage: Genre vs. Literature

""''[...] [H]old managers accountable for mismanagement. Any manager who leads his team into a death march has failed his employees, his superiors, and his company's investors. He has not done the job he was hired to do, which is to deploy the company's resources intelligently and profitably. We've all been to those triumphant post-ship meetings where these so-called "leaders" got big praise and a bigger bonus check as a reward for wreaking havoc on the health and personal lives of their employees. That's a perverse feedback loop, which perpetuates an abusive system. Any manager who put her team through more than a month of pre-ship crunch to get the product out the door should be getting a pink slip, not a promotion.""

- Evan Robinson, It's Not Just Abusive, It's Stupid

""''[...] I'm a little flabbergasted by the existence of [the New 2015 Macbook]. And being real, that is partly because I know someone who I tried to convince not to buy this. "It doesn't make any sense," I said to them. ''...And they bought it anyway. ...And it hurts my heart.""

- Riley Murdock (tongue-in-cheek, it's then revealed the person was his wife)

VNs
""Virtual Noble is not really a good conversationalist, and kind of a creeper.""

- Noble, on his persona

"''"Don't worry! I'll be gentle. I'll kill you slowly... so, so slowly. ''After all, I lo... ''...athe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, despise, despise, despise, despise, despise, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate... ...HATE you so much that I just CAN'T STAND IT! I hate you so much that I want to slaughter you! Ahaha... ahahahahaha!""

- Ayano, Mix Ore