The Mythical Mid-Siberian War

The Mythical Mid-Siberian War (shortened to Mid-Siberian War due to Deviant ART's character limit is a multi-chapter story, written by Evil Roda. It is a self-insert story. No! Wait! Please stay!

It is a story about a war in the middle of Siberia that's been going on for millennia: the war between Unicorn and Dwarf. It is a story of one man (me) on a quest to find a wife. It is a story of betrayal, evil, and awesomeness. Also, it has lots of weird concepts, and new terms. It also has a crown that turns you into an old lady if you wear it. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, it's weird. No, wait, don't run! Come back! Please! It's only a minor plot point, anyways! I'm so lonely!

The story is supposed to go from funny in the beginning to dark towards the end, but I'm not sure I achieved that. I'm also not sure how truly good it is. In fact, I think it is a failure. However, it is not a total failure, and I'm still proud to call it my baby.

Read it here.


 * Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny: Roda seems pretty easily distracted.
 * The Fair Folk: Franzie, the fairy.
 * Fun with Acronyms: World Alliance of Mythical Militaries Organization, or WAMMO.
 * Once Upon a Time
 * Overly Long Name: Its Franziska Bartholomew Boogaloo Brandy Carthridge Catherine Kyratzes Lopez Lupis Smith!
 * Obviously Evil: His name is Evil Roda.
 * Winged Humanoid: Franzie has butterfly wings for some reason.