Blood Diamond



"There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "Yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds! Make 'em extra bloody.""

- Tom Haverford(Aziz Ansari) on Parks and Recreation

Blood Diamond is a 2006 film about blood diamonds. It was directed by Edward Zwick and stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou and Jennifer Connelly. Set during the Sierra Leone Civil War in 1999, the film shows a country torn apart by the struggle between government soldiers and rebel forces. It follows two main points of view. Solomon Vandy is a Mende fisherman; his village is attacked and his son taken to be a child soldier, and the rest of his family goes missing while he himself winds up working in a slave camp. Danny Archer is an Anglo-African amoral ex-mercenary from Zimbabwe (though he adamantly keeps referring to it as Rhodesia) and diamond smuggler. He is arrested trying to smuggle diamonds by using a herd of goats as cover, and meets Solomon while in prison.

Solomon had discovered a large diamond during his time as a slave, and hidden it carefully before he is arrested during an attack on the slave camp he was working at. The only other person who knows about the diamond is the commander of the slave camp, Captain Poison, who quickly places a bounty on Solomon's head. When Danny hears about the diamond, he offers to help Solomon find his scattered family in exchange for it. They are soon joined on their quest by American reporter Maddy Bowen.

Not to be confused with the similarly named Documentary Blood Diamonds.

"Poison: You think I am a demon. But it's only because I've lived in hell. I want to get out."
 * A-Team Firing: The poorly-trained RUF rebels just fire their guns in the general direction of the enemy and hope that they hit something. Danny, who is a well-trained mercenary, mostly fires in semi-auto or bursts, and manages to own loads of hostile ass.
 * Anti-Hero: Danny.
 * Berserk Button: Do not threaten Solomon's family.
 * Don't call him a "kaffir," either. Truth in Television, using that word around Africans is very, VERY bad form.
 * Black and Gray Morality: The rebels are bad guys, the government they overthrew are bad guys, and the white African mercenaries are bad guys. Lampshaded by Danny.
 * Bling Bling Bang: Trope Namer.
 * Break the Cutie: Standard procedure for the RUF in regards to making Child Soldiers.
 * Cell Phone: One of the most moving uses of them in any movie, ever.
 * Chekhov's Gunship: The Mi-24 helicopter was seen flying around the merc base before the
 * A Child Shall Lead Them: A rather dark take on this trope, though there is some humor when a teacher mentions that the local warlord is still afraid of his ruler on his knuckles.
 * Child Soldiers: Makes for 1/3 of the anvil.
 * Contrived Coincidence:
 * Curb Stomp Battle: As soon as  shows up at the mining camp, you know what's about to happen.
 * Dating Catwoman: Danny and Mandy constantly joke about how they plan to "screw" while remaining wary of each other since Danny knows she's a reporter.
 * Death Equals Redemption:
 * Defusing the Tykebomb
 * Does This Remind You of Anything?: An absurdly powerful private military company secretly hired by a large diamond company to make a fortune out of the blood diamonds mined during the Sierra Leone civil war? Sounds familiar...
 * In reality De Beers had no links to Executive Outcomes this time; Executive Outcomes were hired by the Sierra Leonean government for fifteen million dollars and diamond mining concessions. The diamond mining concessions were part Executive Outcomes' payment for destroying the rebels and unless they were extremely benevolent they weren't going to be sharing them with De Beers. Since the U.N. and Clinton Administration pressured the Sierra Leonean government to kick EO out of the country once they had brought peace the diamond mines were quickly back in the hands of the rebels as peace collapsed a few months later.
 * : You sure did Solomon.
 * Elites Are More Glamorous: Danny and Colonel Coetzee are former members of 32 Battalion, an infamous light infantry and reconnaissance unit from The Apartheid Era. How badass were they? Suffice to say, an officer from the Battalion eventually went on to found Executive Outcomes, one of the most successful modern Private Military Companies ever, and recruited exclusively ex-32's and other elites.
 * Eyepatch of Power: Captain Poison
 * Fake Nationality: Danny Archer is a South African with a Rhodesian accent played by American Leonardo DiCaprio. He pulls it off much better in this one. Djimon Hounsou is of both Beninese and American nationality and plays a Sierra Leonean fisherman.
 * YMMV on Leonardo's accent. Danny Archer is supposed to be an English-speaking Rhodesian, and yet he has an Afrikaans accent. Although this could be because Reality Is Unrealistic as most non-South Africans find it difficult to distinguish from an RP "British" accent.
 * Foe-Tossing Charge: Danny pursuing Dia during the battle at the mining camp.
 * Foreshadowing "This is home. ".
 * Freudian Excuse: As a child, Danny witnessed the brutal murder of his parents by the rebels who overthrew Rhodesia and created Zimbabwe, and a rather similar situation is true of the child soldiers he encounters.
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * He Who Fights Monsters: Although there's no real indication he was ever a good guy, Captain Poison justifies his behavior this way:
 * He Who Fights Monsters: Although there's no real indication he was ever a good guy, Captain Poison justifies his behavior this way:

"Solomon: I thought you would try to take it from me. Danny: It occurred to me."
 * Honor Before Reason: Solomon will do anything to get his son, which nearly gets them killed multiple times
 * Hot Scoop: Maddy. "If you saw her, you would never forget her."
 * Instant Death Bullet: Rebels who get shot fall down immediately. But there are three exceptions:
 * Intrepid Reporter: Maddy Bowen.
 * Ironic Echo:
 * Just Plane Wrong: A very minor case of it, though. Danny's plane is an Australian Gippsland GA8 Airvan, which only existed as an incomplete prototype in 1999.
 * The Airvan is, however, a good representative of the types of single-engine planes common in Africa.
 * Large Ham: Solomon has his moments (generally when he's angry).
 * MacGuffin: The diamond, of course.
 * Made of Iron: Danny
 * Magic Feather: A fairly tragic one, as
 * Misplaced Wildlife: A slight example: cheetahs don't live in Sierra Leone or any of her neighboring countries. Elephants, though extremely rare, can still be found there.
 * Mood Dissonance: Given the tone of the film, pretty much every single time they make a joke. The biggest is probably when
 * Partial Truth in Television - in stressful situations, even the lamest joke can get those involved busting a gut, since it helps dissipate the emotional strain. Of course, it also helped that the joke in question was getting a bit of long-riding tension out in the open.

"Benjamin Kapanay: (Insisting on stopping) "No, do you know where the word "infantry" comes from, it means: Child Soldier. They're just children.""
 * Not So Different: Danny and Poison both want the diamond so they can get out of Africa.
 * The Obi-Wan: Benjamin meets Danny, challenges his world view,, all within ten minutes.
 * Oscar Bait: Five nominations, no wins. (Hounsou won three Supportings, though).
 * Papa Wolf: Solomon Vandy, of course.
 * Private Military Contractors: And from an absurdly powerful company too, with at least a transport plane and a gunship. Most likely based on Executive Outcomes, which was even more absurdly powerful and did fight in the Sierra Leone conflict.
 * Running Gag: Danny falling asleep in the transport du jour.
 * Scary Black Man: Solomon is probably the most sympathetic character, but give him a shovel and a few close-ups of his guttural screams, and you've got one scary dude.
 * Scenery Porn: Holy crap, Africa is pretty.
 * Shell-Shocked Veteran: Many, even Captain Poison.
 * Shovel Strike: Solomon used one to give a beatdown to a slave master.
 * South Africans With Surface to Air Missiles: The mercenaries are South African.
 * Tempting Fate: When encountering child soldiers blocking a bridge:


 * Guess what?
 * Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: The aforementioned Child Soldiers swear like sailors.
 * Unstoppable Rage: In one of the most epic hero-on-villain beatdowns in recent cinema
 * Villainous Rescue / Gunship Rescue: The South African mercenaries obliterating the  with a Mi-24 Hind gunship. Also a technical Moment of Awesome since it was the first scene in any feature film, ever, to feature the aircraft.
 * Wide-Eyed Idealist: Solomon, one of the few completely sympathetic characters in the film.
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Done by