Amazingly Kickass Adventures

"After a long, grueling day of peasanterous drudgery in the far-off and not-at-all-totally-broke land of Greece, the party has decided to break most existing laws – scientific, natural, legal, and otherwise – and spontaneously pop into existence."

Amazingly Kickass Adventures, possibly abbreviatable as AKA, is a story done in ye olde style of pretty pictures (which should be looked at) in conjunction with words (which should be read). While deviation from this pattern of looking and reading is possible, it is not advised.

At any rate, Amazingly Kickass Adventures follows the story of three Greek peasants who have decided to go out and do something with their nonexistent lives. This may or may not involve saving the world, but hey, one step at a time. Provided that the whole "Death and destruction wherever the party walks" schtick is sorted out, the land of Greece may yet be saved from an unspoken evil.

Or it may burn to the ground. Stuff like that happens.

The Adventures may be found at this location, with fairly regular updates, and a willingness to take reader submissions into the story.


 * Audience Participation: Readers are fully advised to submit actions for the party to undertake, and the party will often undertake said actions. Success, however, is another story.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Should the party deem fit to not mess around with natural laws prohibiting things like spontaneously popping into existence, perhaps things like this would not be an issue.
 * Easter Egg: Hold up a sec -- what's that thing doing there?
 * RPG Mechanics Verse: The party is often advised not to tamper with numerals they do not understand, but Steve-brand Weed (Advertised to give +5 Menchanting) is so very tempting.