Half Baked/Funny

"Why don't we sell that stuff we smoked last night? You suggested that already! I did? (disconnected number tone) Marijuana affects the memory."
 * Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weeeeeeeeed?

"(Thurgood) Where are we gonna find a Jamaican? (Brian - White Guy) I'll pretend I'm Jamaican. (Thurgood) You have smoked yo'self retarded."
 * Marijuana's not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! Did you ever suck some dick for marijuana?


 * Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.