Too Kinky to Torture/Quotes

""With the thrice-damned renegades of lewd Slaanesh, your well-tried techniques of forceful inquisition will serve you ill. These voluptuaries and heretics that debase themselves before their so-called Lord of Dark Delights are not to be unburdened of their lisping truths by subtle pressures or the keen probing of your instruments. Conspiring against all decency even in such matters, these libertines take pleasure from our inquiries, debauching themselves with inhuman dissolution upon the racks and wheels of Verity. For these abominations, other methods are required...""

- Codex Abominatus, Warhammer 40,000

""Yes, get angry! Because if you don't punish me, Gensokyo shall be no more!""

- Tenshi Hinanai, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody

"A faery buzzed up to her and bit at her. She ignored it. Staring at the Laughing Sister as it clung to the smiling priestess, sucking blood, the sailor went pale. A moment later, his shoulders struck the crock-laden shelves of the back wall. Smiling wryly, the Nightlash stalked toward him. Grimacing, he raised a balled fist in desperation — and Dredra of Loviatar lowered her arms, whips and all, and thrust herself forward to take his blow. "Well?" she murmured, licking her lips, "I'm waiting for your contribution.""

- [//web.archive.org/web/1/ww2.wizards.com/Books/Wizards/?doc=fr_spinayarn2004main The Night Tymora Sneezed]

""I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?""

- James Bond, Casino Royale

""I'm a 20-year man. I know the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who would just enjoy it.""

- The Dark Knight

""You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!""

- The Joker (laughing while being beaten), The Dark Knight

""Hurry it up, ya hoosier bastard! I could kill ten men while you're standin' here fooling around!""

- Carl Panzram, Murderer (to his executioner)

"Ahkna: Where does it hurt Scorpius? Here? Or here? Tell me what you know about wormholes, hm? Even the smallest secret, and I'll leave you in peace for an arn. Scorpius: I've been searching my whole life for a female like you. (He waggles his tongue at her.)"

- Farscape, "We're So Screwed Part 2"

"(Evil Laugh) Ahh...this pain...so sweet...so alive!"

- Albedo, Xenosaga after getting his whole arm blown off

""You're sick. You're not a person, you're a machine that's enjoying its own pain.""

- Kara Thrace to Leoben Conoy, Battlestar Galactica

""A glutton for punishment always gets his fill.""

- Ruth, Sam's grandmother from Sam and Max

": I used all of my most powerful torture techniques. Thousands perished when I was creating them...and he fucking enjoyed it!"

- Diamanda Hagan on LC in ''Project Million