User:Just a 1itt1e bit further

Just a 1itt1e bit further
Wall Banger: X. Just... X.

Head Desk: 'Nuff said. Period. Ka-snap.
 * To clarify, to expand, to elaborate, just to make it perfectly, crystal clear, don't forget, actually, as a matter of fact, that HOW LONG HAS ONE BEEN GOING WITHOUT NEEDLESSLY OVER-EMPHASIZING THINGS FULL STOP!! Anyway, without further ado, what really happened is that there's so much unnecessarily unnecessary pieces of unnecessary Word Cruft, which, to be fair, makes for the cause of a devastating Wall of Text, actually.
 * You know, looking at the world in an objective and imperial way is all well and good until, to be fair, to put it simply, lest we forget that time when, and it is so that is which is arguably so stated that it is there that is so much as not not stated that so much still stated as it is most undeniably and utterly unforgettably stated that the True Final Boss of Kirby's Adventure Wii/Return to Dream Land, to be fair,  to be fair. To be fair...
 * I Kick Dogs, use Red Links when I shouldn't of, and AUSAIOALP.
 * Dude, NowWhereWasIGoingAgain just look it up. And stop using CamelCase in s or really any links! I think you're just going full
 * Thread Mode now. Also, how am I supposed to know how to Pothole pot hole on All The Tropes when I can't view the source ArbitrarySignforcing because I don't have an account?
 * You can. Also, that thing wouldn't Pothole correctly even on TV Tropes because you need to do it like this:
 * pot hole
 * Why did you create another bullet for that?
 * Well, why didn't you indent the same amount as my guide?
 * Ha! Gotcha! HYPOCRISY 100!!
 * And you actually did get the Thread Mode link right.
 * One of life's great mysteries...
 * But anyway, this is really getting out of hand now. How about we stop with the indentation?
 * Except you ADDED to it! HYPOCRISY 200!
 * And another part of the problem is how you can't tell who said what. I counted it, and that's FOURTEEN indentations!
 * Then how about I just go back to one?
 * Hey!!! It's supposed to be FIFTEEN! Someone on TV Tropes might have called it an indentation issue, but it looks right to me!
 * Can't we just stop fighting now?
 * FIGHT?! It's NOT a fight, it's a DISCUSSION!!
 * FIGHT!!
 * DISCUSSION!!!
 * FIGHT!!!
 * *intense brawling sounds*
 * And now everybody's dead. The End!

Or Is It...?
 * To clarify...

Just a 2itt2e bit further: Double Deluxe
Mission Pack Sequel: With Tea, Blob and Bee. Vomit Indiscretion Shot: This Very Wiki. When Just a 1itt1e bit further saw overuse of "To be fair", he vomited on his screen. Let that sink in.
 * Hey!!! That's a Zero Context Example!
 * Then fix it!
 * Anyway, to clarify, to be fair: it's The Big List of Booboos and Blunders.
 * Heh. Clbuttic.
 * Oh no, you got S****horpe Problem!
 * So do you. Get that Censorware off to avoid Bleep, Dammit! and Streisand Effect.
 * For reference, Scunthorpe Problem.
 * Yeah, like I needed that.
 * Hey! You knows tue ghj urfygl uf ufut uofult futr7i fu tr ou ftu fou 6rfrf tyk fu ig ortioeruohreofhwefwedfowhfou wofhowefhuow hfuheuif y eufuieh uh iwyg yeogyoiefiofowehfuehwufhe ofh ufhoefh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet urna semper new super mayri ftfu  7yiy iy t7t y tuyt ituiy oyo o yo uy o Hey! You knows tue ghj urfygl  uf ufut uofult futr7i fu tr ou ftu fou 6rfrf tyk fu ig ortioeruohreofhwefwedfowhfou wofhowefhuow hfuheuif y eufuieh uh iwyg yeogyoiefiofowehfuehwufhe ofh ufhoefh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet urna semper new super mayri ftfu  7yiy iy t7t y tuyt ituiy oyo o yo uy o Hey! You knows tue ghj urfygl  uf ufut uofult futr7i fu tr ou ftu fou 6rfrf tyk fu ig ortioeruohreofhwefwedfowhfou wofhowefhuow hfuheuif y eufuieh uh iwyg yeogyoiefiofowehfuehwufhe ofh ufhoefh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet urna semper new super mayri ftfu  7yiy iy t7t y tuyt ituiy oyo o yo uy o Hey! You knows tue ghj urfygl  uf ufut uofult futr7i fu tr ou ftu fou 6rfrf tyk fu ig ortioeruohreofhwefwedfowhfou wofhowefhuow hfuheuif y eufuieh uh iwyg yeogyoiefiofowehfuehwufhe ofh ufhoefh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet urna semper new super mayri ftfu  7yiy iy t7t y tuyt ituiy oyo o yo uy o Hey! You knows tue ghj urfygl  uf ufut uofult futr7i fu tr ou ftu fou 6rfrf tyk fu ig ortioeruohreofhwefwedfowhfou wofhowefhuow hfuheuif y eufuieh uh iwyg yeogyoiefiofowehfuehwufhe ofh ufhoefh lorem ipsum dolor sit amet urna semper new super mayri ftfu  7yiy iy t7t y tuyt ituiy oyo o yo uy o and i no i repeet sem fins bbut mark mah word it 4 emp4s6
 * M46. Nice.
 * No it's not! Add 23!
 * Sixxxcccckkkkssss-tyeyeyeyeeeeeeiiiIIEEEE naaaaaAAAAiiiIIInnnnnneeee! NICE.
 * ewwww no Sex Is Evil
 * oh comee ojj
 * bruh chilll
 * Bruh no "bruh" is not funny and NO ONE HAS EVER calmed down BY BEING TOLD!!!111 YOU ARE NOT CHILLL!! ADMIT IT, YER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FREAK!!!! HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O AND I NO I REPEET SEM FINS BBUT MARK MAH WORD IT 4 EMP4S6
 * DISGUSTING COPIER STOLE MY STUFF! LET'S KILL! WALL OF TEXT! HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O AND I NO I REPEET SEM FINS BBUT MARK MAH WORD IT 4 EMP4S6 AGAIN! HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O HEY! YOU KNOWS TUE GHJ URFYGL  UF UFUT UOFULT FUTR7I FU TR OU FTU FOU 6RFRF TYK FU IG ORTIOERUOHREOFHWEFWEDFOWHFOU WOFHOWEFHUOW HFUHEUIF Y EUFUIEH UH IWYG YEOGYOIEFIOFOWEHFUEHWUFHE OFH UFHOEFH LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET URNA SEMPER NEW SUPER MAYRI FTFU  7YIY IY T7T Y TUYT ITUIY OYO O YO UY O AND I NO I REPEET SEM FINS BBUT MARK MAH WORD IT 4 EMP4S6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * YOU JUST JUMP YTO A STUPIID CONCLUSION AND WALL OF TEFRSGT OVER TTTTTTT!!!!!?????????? LEEEAAAVE!!111 lEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVV!!!11111
 * Can you guys PLEASE stop writing Walls of Text????? Gosh! You're tarnishing this guy's user page with your stupid comments! Nasty admins abusing their privileges to turn this wiki into a Crap Saccharine World! GAH!!!!
 * I AM Just a 1itt1e bit further!
 * As if that wasn't bad enough, the guy above my other comment shouted PAST THE SCREEN!!!!
 * And you're just ignoring the fact that the guy who replied to that comment IS Just a 1itt1e bit further!
 * Yeah, like that means anything. The worst thing about Thread Mode is that you can never tell who said what.
 * That said, to be fair, you shouldn't get too comfortable behind your supposed mask of anonymity. One day, all those details will be used against you, to kill you or worse.
 * HELP!! I'm suffering from Mind Rape! And I Must Scream!
 * Yeah, to be fair, there are things worse than even rape, as you said.
 * Just stop. "To be fair" is officially an Overused Running Gag.

===That's all for now! Expect Just a 3itt3e bit further: Triple Deluxe around December/January.===

===Until then, enjoy this mini-story on AUGUST 26TH EXACTLY AND NO LATER!![when?]===

Q. Do you have a Nintendo 3DS? You must do if you're talking about Kirby: Triple Deluxe!
A. No. But a 3DS charger is on the way.

Q. But why - ohhhh! You have a DSi! Did your charger break or something?
A. Good guess, but actually no. I do not have a DSi. Obviously, its charger didn't break...yet.[when?]

Q. Then why are you getting a charger and not a 3DS?
I am  hopefully   getting a 3DS. More specifically, a New Nintendo 3DS XL. It doesn't come with a charger, and it's hard to find them separately online (even though they're cheap), which why I decided to pick one up in advance. I don't know if Kirby will help me survive this fall. *SPLAT*

Q. You seem to have forgotten about the term "Overly Long Gag".
To be fair, overusing "to be fair" does something t'ya.

Q. I don't remember there being a "Just a 1itt1e bit further" on TV Tropes.
* shudder* ...Kirb, give me strength!
 * Kirby: I'm hiiiiigh!
 * Just a 1itt1e bit further: NO GOD!!

Q. Why did you suddenly stop putting "A:" at the start of your answers?

* Heroic BSOD*

...Just as well you put Heroic BSOD and not Despair Event Horizon.

* wants to say "Hey, don't rub it in!"*

Wait, WHAT!? Yer better not be putting the Pothole Flat Wat int da sinkol, you!

* Face Palm* *wants to say "No! Are you crazy!?!"*

What are you, some kind of snowflake?!?

* Head Desk* HEAD DESK! HEAD DESK HEAD-- *THUD!*

'''You misused a trope! Wouldn't that make you... BANNED??'''

Just a 1itt1e bit further Soul: Not, like, NECESSARILY!!!! We are NOT, like, TV Tropes and we do NOT, like, ban people on whims or because we're, like, cranky!

'''"like" is becoming, like, the new "to be fair"! Wouldn't that make you, like...CRANKY!?!?!'''

Just a 1itt1e bit further Soul: The WHOLE POINT of my user page is to be humourous! It may have some Dark Humour, but NONE of it is EVER intentionally offensive! ...*sigh* I've really outdone myself there, haven't I? Get me a drink, if you'd be so kind.

What do you think I am, your SLAVE!?! Go and unscrew your face off, ya noodle-head! Some life.

Just a 1itt1e bit further Soul: *disappears*

Just a little bit further: *Despair Event Horizon*

Sack: *Downer Ending*

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Miss Yuza
Soulless Shell:
 * The True Final Boss of, ironically named , is this.

Wait, that's it?! Come on!!
Moral Event Horizon: P1: Who else but Just of all people ends a mini-story THIS early??
 * P2: They're called "mini-stories" for a reason.
 * P1: Pfft. No they're not. The guy's last edit is LONGER than this ENTIRE PAGE was when it was first created on the 3rd! Guess what it was composed of.
 * P3: Honestly, I think he's Just tryna fill out the 4-month Sequel Gap between now and Jan 11 by posting these things he brands as "mini-stories".
 * Just: Of course. To be fair (wink wink nudge nudge), I'm probably gonna use up all my energy this fall to Break My Arm Punching Out Cthulhu. And then I'll have to write Just 3 with one arm...unless Kirby comes to the rescue. But worst of all, I won't be able to properly experience my New Nintendo 3DS XL! It's just as well you guys are actually signing yourselves so that everyone can tell who said what!
 * P3: No need to thank us. Just trying to keep Thread Mode a little less nauseating.
 * P4: Did you know that some of the mini-stories are in links? Check them out!

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Nice try, noodle-head.
Hey, come on! Everyone Knows Morse!

except me i'm stupid lol -)

SAQ 100
this is my hundredth edit but who cares lol

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SAQ About Emotions
Don't tell someone to calm down. Just don't. (Especially not me.)
 * To clarify (wink wink nudge nudge), you WILL make it worse, regardless of whether they know what you mean.

That's not a question!
...

...
...you wrote "A:" when it should've been "A."...

...where -- ohhhhh......
...wait -- I did...

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IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
''Temper, temper! I wouldn't dream of challenging you...''

Cleanup Trigger Word List
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Source only:
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It should be noted that
Word Cruft sayings like "note that", "do note" and "it should be noted that" drive me nuts. There's a reason why people don't carry notebooks everywhere they go.


 * It's called Word Cruft because Actually, It Should Be Noted That This Example Is Actually Basically Filled With What Some Say Is Arguably Needless Extra Words That Slow Down The Reader, Never Mind The Fact That That Is All, Case In Point. Enough Said. To Boot, while a good self-demonstrating title, is simply too long.
 * No points for guessing why we didn't call Word Cruft Actually, It Should Be Noted That This Example Is Actually Basically Filled With What Some Say Is Arguably Needless Extra Words That Slow Down The Reader, Never Mind The Fact That That Is All, Case In Point. Enough Said. To Boot. But for the benefit of those not familiar, we'll explain anyway:
 * To clarify, while it is a good self-demonstrating title, and Self-Demonstration is fun as we all know, but just to make it very perfectly, crystal clear -- however 'IT'S TOO LONG! WE JUST CAN'T HAVE A TITLE THAT'S TOO LONG! THERE, I SAID IT! ENOUGH SAID!''
 * This is painful.

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