Blood Storm/YMMV


 * Crosses the Line Twice: In case you didn't discern from the preceding paragraphs, you can fight each other as torsos. As in, sliding around on your exposed guts. You can even Sunder someone and also cut off their arms, leaving them a helpless stump. Not to mention the rest of the ludicrously ridiculous gore.
 * So Bad It's Good
 * Play the Game Skip The Story: Comes from an era of video gaming when every fighting game developer was trying to out-Mortal Kombat Midway by giving their games tons of expository backstory and book-length character motivations. Of course, the only thing dumb kids cared about was seeing Freon get impaled on spikes or watching Tempest's boobs shake when she got dizzied.