Astroturf/Quotes

"Moe: So hi there. Don't scream! Woman: Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi and soda? (Holding up a drink representatively.) Moe: (Surprised) Yeah, that'd be great! (Sits down.) Woman: (Holding up another drink) Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi Coloda! Moe: Sure, whatever... Woman: Because Bacardi makes the night come alive - with freshness! Moe: Uh, do you work for Bacardi? Woman: (Voice loses plastic insincerity) No, I'm in love with you. (Slaps a "Drink Rum" sticker onto Moe's forehead.)"
 * The Simpsons, "The Dumbell Indemnity." Moe is looking for love and goes to a singles bar.