Newton the Newt

A webcomic created by Newton The Newt. Frog endures his friend Newton's crazy sense of humor and awful puns. Wise Old Bullfrog, a self-proclaimed philosopher, and Angry Betta, a bitter Siamese fighting fish support the strip as recurring characters.

The first season introduces these four characters and develops them, for lack of a better word. There's no storyline; it's a Gag Per Day comic.

Read it at deviantArt or at ComicDish. The deviantArt page includes a blog with occasional humor entries, which are a heckuva lot better than this article.


 * Butt Monkey. Turtleye, out of canon.
 * Catch Phrase. Wise Old Bullfrog: "Indeed!"
 * Cloudcuckoolander. Newton.
 * Drill Sergeant Nasty.
 * Angry Betta, the fighting fish.
 * Especially in this strip.
 * Glasses Pull.
 * Gone Horribly Wrong. The Macbeth one.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun. Oh, so many. Usually made by Newton.
 * Know-Nothing Know-It-All. Wise Old Bullfrog.
 * Negative Continuity.
 * Newton fails high school science in one strip and is lecturing a class in another.
 * Also, Bullfrog flips between taking college classes and applying to teach college classes.
 * Private Detective/Amateur Sleuth. Turtleye, complete with fedora and longcoat.
 * Rule of Funny: In particular, Water Is Air. There is only one strip in which it matters whether the characters are underwater or not.
 * Straight Man.
 * Frog.
 * At the moment he's also the Only Sane Man.
 * Shout Out.
 * To David Lynch's Angriest Dog In the World.
 * One strip has a fish with muscular arms as a reference to TROOOOGGGDOOOR!!
 * Maxell logo.
 * Oliver Twist and Tom Lehrer in one strip? You might think the author had read the book, but he hasn't.
 * White Gloves. Frog and Newton always wear white gloves.