The Legend of Zelda/Haiku

Ganon has returned So Link gets the Master Sword And saves Zelda, too. "-- User:Tacitus"

Same plot as before So why is it still awesome? I think it's the hat. "-- User:Elan"

Three gold triangles The power of the Triforce It will save the world. "-- User:Aerodactylus"

Evil warlock aims to get her. Take a sad song and make it better. "--User:Planet-man"

Across Hyrule Field The six medallions in hand His tower awaits... "--User:Dorito"

[[The Legend of Zelda CDi Games 'Gee. Boring 'round here. Wonder what Ganon's up to?']] THIS NEVER HAPPENED. "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

Riding Epona Or sailing a magic boat It's always epic "--User:Meikyu Butterfly"

Whether boat, or horse, You find news ways to complain For our sakes, Please stop. "--@/Tri-Ruler"

Hey, what's that thing there? It looks like a pineapple... OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!! "--User:Progeny Ex Machina"

The Hero of Time defeated countless monsters attacked by cuccos "--sgtangua8"

[[The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask Lose your instrument Now you are a Deku Scrub]] Oh my God, Ben Drowned. "-- User:RL Yoshi"

Twenty-five years old So now we take to the skies To celebrate it. "--User:King Sonn Dee Doo"

What is that big heap Of random junk in the sand? Shit, it's Moldarach. "--User:Teh Masteh Sord"