Danny Phantom/Funny

""Curse this infernal messy room! This looks like a job for the VACUUM CLEANER!""
 * If anything, Super Danny in one episode of his intended mockery of the superhero genre. Nothing is more amusing than him shouting out seriously (and dramatically): "You Felonious Fiend!"
 * The best bit ever uttered by Super Danny

"Jazz: By the way, Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
 * The following exchange from "Parental Bonding":

Danny: What?! What secret?

Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend!

Danny: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! *Beat* I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.

Jack: That's great. I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!

Jazz: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment."

"Jack: Danny, meet Harriet Chin, she's a big time journalist for the Milwaukee Journal now, but back in our college days she was just Harrie...Harrie Chin! Haha-Get it?!
 * From Bitter Reunions...

Maddie: *sighs* I'm really sorry Harriet.

Harriet: Sweetie, you married him...you should be."

"Jack: Hey that's my song! Come on let's Pogo! *grabs Maddie and drags her off dancing dorky-knocking people down on the dance floor*
 * Or this...

Danny: Ok, I'm officially mortified.

Harriet: What took so long?"

"*Skulker holds a green glowing arm blade up to Danny's throat.*
 * And especially this!

Danny: *nervous laughter* Uh, the glowing blade is new.

Skulker: You like it? I've had some upgrades! :D"

""You're toast!"
 * Vlad's Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking list for why he plans to "finish off Danny Phantom once and for all" in the Grand Finale: "Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health..."
 * This exchange in "Secret Weapons":

Danny: "Oh yeah? You and what toaster!" *gets punched in the face*"

"Danny: Optional sunroof. Nice."
 * Danny gets two in "Lucky In Love," after Shadow throws a lightning rod into a car, impaling the roof:

"Johnny: I thought this was supposed to be a pretend fight!
 * In addition to when he and Johnny are pretending to fight to fool Kitty, and Danny delivers a particularly painful punch to Johnny's nose.

Danny: Then pretend that didn't hurt! *punches him again*"

"Jack: "Why should we trust you?
 * Jack's belief in Santa Claus during the Christmas Episode had him building an entire landing point decorated with related holiday goodies on top of the Fenton Opt Center with a glaring arrow sign that reads, "This Way, Santa" just for Santa's sleigh.
 * This little ditty from "Doctor's Disorders":

Bert Rand: "Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes if you don't."

Jack: "... We trust you.""

"Maddie: Vlad, help me get these pants off Jack!
 * In "Reign Storm", when the Ecto-Skeleton is draining Jack:

Vlad: Nope. Sorry. That's all you."

"Holographic Maddie: Going critical... Losing coherence... And I never loved you. I love the Jack program.
 * Kindred Spirits proved even Vlad's holograms - well, at least the Maddie ones - didn't like him, in another CMOF:

Holographic Jack: [slides onscreen and puts an arm around the holographic Maddie. He waves.] Vladdy!

[They kiss.]"

"Tucker: You just had to save the day, didn't you?
 * Speaking of Vlad's holograms, in the Grand Finale, two copies of holo-Maddie have a cat fight over who gets to inform Vlad of some good news, complete with computer based insults at each other. Sadly, we don't get to see the whole thing.
 * In "What You Want," this exchange had this troper in stitches. Well, Danny's response, that is:

Danny: Um, yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of anything is BAD!!!"

"Vlad: "A Fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million on a series of invisible burglaries. A Fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet. I. AM. NOT. A. FRUIT. LOOP!""
 * And then the Surfer Dude calling Danny and Tucker "hallucinations".
 * What, no love for "Dude, you are one seriously-crazed-up froot loop"?
 * Or its response?!

"Walker: [holding an orange] Orange?
 * After Ghostwriter was defeated (because he ), the following exchange happened:

Ghostwriter: Get that thing away from me!"

"Paulina: She surrendered her individuality for a boy, I'm so proud of her!"
 * Paulina's line in "Memory Blank":

"Vlad: Uh, no. I was just going to introduce you to a friend of mine. Danny, this is Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Well, gotta fly...Ta! (Flies off).
 * The photo montage when Danny gets his memory back. Dynamic music is playing during all the photos of Danny fighting ghosts. Then it suddenly changes to a picture using invisibility to sneak in and out of the girls locker room complete with cheery music. It was even funnier the second time the photo was flashed.
 * This moment is the page image for Power Perversion Potential.
 * This little bit, courtesy of Vlad Plasmius and Danny Phantom, from "Torrent Of Terror"-

Danny: (Deadpan) My hero..."

"Vortex: Did people tell Piccasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa?
 * "GIMMIE A "V"! (Beat) Someone's going to give me a "V" or there's gonna be trouble..."
 * And earlier in the episode, we get this bit of dialogue between Vlad and Vortex:

Vlad: That was Da Vinci you dolt.

Vortex: Whatever!"

"Tucker: Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.
 * Also, throughout the episode, Danny zapping Vlad with lightning, cyclones, and other weather whenever he gets angry.
 * This...

Sam: Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.

(The two smirk evilly at at Vlad who looks back slightly worried)

Danny: *evil grin* This pleases me."

"Maddie: Nobody likes a sore loser, Jackie!"
 * "Secret Weapons" proves Jazz isn't the only one with a victory dance when Maddie shakes her thang after winning against Jack on checkers.

"Jazz: Eat my fire, dragonbreath! [shoots Fenton Bazooka]
 * "Boxed Up Fury" has a great one:

Maddie: Ten heads, meet nine tails! [whips out the Jack o' Nine Tails]

Jack: I DON'T HAVE A CLEVER QUIP! [shoots gun]"

"Danny: Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's...might I try suggesting internet dating... or a cat!
 * More or less everything Poindexter said in "Splitting Images" was a CMoF. One of my favorites was when he responded to Sam's question (While in Danny's body) about where Poindexter went with, "Oh, that square? He flew the coop, perrr-manent like." What makes this even funnier are his hand gestures and the looks on Tucker and Sam's faces.
 * This bit from "Maternal Instincts"....

Vlad: Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters. You will rue the day that you spurred my affection...AND. I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!"

"Valerie's Dad: (walks in on Danny in ghost mode and Valerie in her hunting costume arguing with each other) What is going on here?
 * Bonus points for him ACTUALLY getting a cat in season three!
 * Another one from that episode is Maddie running through the house trying to find a phone while Danny fights Vlad, opening doors to find cars, ATVs, and a helicopter and not noticing them because she's so busy. After she comes back in to where Danny and Vlad are, she's in the middle of talking to him when she finally realizes it.
 * This bit from Reign Storm.

Both stare at him

Valerie: (turns and points at Danny) You're not the boss of me!

Danny: (Rips off Valerie's mask, exposing her identity. Valerie screams in surprise) No, but he is!

Valerie's Dad: Valerie?!

Valerie: (screams, then turns to Danny) You are so dead! (lunges at him but is stopped by her father).

Valerie's Dad: You've been hunting ghosts? Are you okay?

Valerie: I'm fine.

Valerie's Dad: (Puts her down) THEN YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"

"Reporter: Danny Phantom has gone from "villain" to "hero" in the eyes of many in our town.
 * There's also this scene towards the end:

(Valerie shoots the tv with her weapon)

Valerie: That depends on who you're asking.

Valerie's Dad: (off-screen) Valerie! Was that the ecto-gun?

Valerie: (hiding it behind her back) No!"

"Danny: I was gonna hit every one with a ghost blast, but this is much more effecient."
 * The Percussive Prevention bit. Maddie knocks Jack down, who gets stopped by Jazz, and so on and so forth...

"Paulina: You did not just call me "shallow," did you?
 * How about this little gem?

Sam: If you mean, do I think I could stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet, then, yeah."

"Danny: There's a "You blew it" pun in there somewhere, but I'd rather not."
 * The episode "Doctor's Disorders". After Danny (or rather, his dad's snot rag) causes Spectra's new body to turn into an overweight, fudge craving mucus monster, Danny offers this line.

"Spectra: Let's BOOGIE!
 * Some fighting later, this exchange happens.

Danny: See? That's the kind of pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment."

"*Tucker kicks in vent, then drops into room*
 * And, of course, before any of that:

Tucker: Hello, models! …I mean, uh, Danny! You're okay!

Danny *strapped to an operating table*: Tucker! You broke into the hospital?!


 * beat*

Danny: You… broke into a hospital?

Tucker: Please stop saying hospital. Because I will run, and leave you here to perish."

"Mr. Lancer: LORD OF THE FLIES! They're slipping right through my hands!"
 * "Invis-o-Bill"
 * The Accidental Hug in "One of a Kind."
 * And the fact that it was used again in "Memory Blank"
 * Danny and Sam flying into a giant cutout of Ember whilst distracted by one another in "Fanning The Flames" ("Flying's... nice. *SPLAT!* Falling stinks."), and earlier Lancer's over-the-top excalmation:

"Tucker: Yeah, yeah, very scary. The fake horse is pretty neat though. What's it made out of, flaming bedsheets?
 * This exchange between Tucker and the Fright Knight in "Fright Night":

Fright Knight: Flaming bedsheets of DEATH!"

"Danny: Guys, we have a problem.
 * Danny and Co.'s reaction to the town naming his super hero identity as "Inviso-Bill".

Sam: I'll say, Inviso-Bill?!

Tucker: Yeah man...you need a publicist.

-- Or later this...

Paulina: You're that one who saved me...Inviso-Bill right?

Danny: Ugh...I need a publicist."

"Kitty (in Paulina): Maybe...*in Paulina's voice* or maybe Paulina can let it slip that Danny Fenton is really the ghost boy? *smirk*
 * Or when Kitty was posessing Paulina, blackmailing Danny...

Danny: Uh...That's Inviso-Bill."

"Dash: Why should we listen to you, Fen-turd?
 * Between Dash and Danny, when Danny's trying to rally the students against a ghost invasion.

Danny: You're right Dash, let's ask the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to use all their equipment. No favors, now who's with me?"

"Jazz: That was good work tonight, Danny. We caught three ghosts.
 * Danny and Tucker fall asleep and end up snuggled together. They wake up that way, scream, and yank their arms back.
 * MY NAME IS ELLIOOOOOOOT!
 * When Sam and Tucker spy on the Guys in White in "Livin' Large", they end up getting found out and handcuffed to a pole. This leads to one of the only funny lines of Sam's that actually sticks in this troper's mind: "You can't do this to us! I know the law! I read a graphic novel version of the Constitution!"
 * Likewise in that episode, the Guys in White continually trying and failing to use the Fenton Works technology.
 * Danny venting at Jazz's incompetent attempts to help him fight ghosts is hilarious.

Danny: No, we caught one ghost three times, all of them ME!"


 * "I ask you again. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH JUMPSUITS?!"