Fables/Funny

"Snow: Jack, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
 * When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him.

Jack: (completely serious) Sure Snow, he lives in the seventh floor. So what?

Snow: Never mind."

"Sally: (from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom) Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. Filthy! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? Am I? I am dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! Call me a dirty girl!
 * Bag O' Bones, the first chapter of the Storybook Love trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy Southern Belle "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, being Jack, of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward." She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and embrace her new "bad" self:

(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)

Sally: DO IT! Call me a strumpet! A whore! I'm so bad! I'm so dirty! Jack: Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish?"

"Pinoccio: I'm over three centuries old and I still haven't gone through puberty. I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get laid."
 * From Legends in Exile:

"Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, trying to keep a normal job in Fabletown.
 * Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in The Good Prince.
 * Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a Crowning Moment of Awesome and a Crowning Moment of Funny for the blue monkey.
 * The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?'
 * Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include:

The Training from Hell the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)

The Reveal about the Fabletown comics being manufactured by enslaved elves.

The story of Prince Charming's first conquest... an enchanted princess who was cursed into being a snail. His parents cook her for dinner.

Clara the Dragon-Raven "catching" the bouquet at Snow White's wedding. Of course, when you can fly and breathe fire..."