I Love the Dead/Quotes

"There's no pain and there's no pressure No verbal humiliation There's no fear, there's no shame There's no pulse, so is it so strange?"

- Voltaire, Dead Girls

"Shao Kahn: Honey, I'll get it in a moment.

Sindel(over phone): Actually, I was joking around. We've got an actual crisis.

Shao Kahn: Are the Saurians invading or something?

Sindel(over phone): Kitana's dating.

Shao Kahn: That's not really a crisis.

Sindel(over phone): It's Kang.

Shao Kahn: ...Please tell me that Raiden or Nightwolf at least fully resurrected him fi-

Sindel(over phone): ...Nope.

Shao Kahn: *gives the most squicked-out face imaginable*"

- We Are Our Avatars