That Guy With The Glasses/Quotes

""Just remember that Nostalgia Critic is always watching. He'll always be there to... watch you. Except for Dragonball, I'm not watching that. So, umm, yeah. I'm evil, watching you... umm... Muahahahaha ...fuck it.""

- The Nostalgia Critic to Paw, Sean, Rollo T, Y Ruler of Time and Lord Kat after their review of Dragon Ball Evolution

"@JesuOtaku: It stareth into the deepest levels of my soul, portending calamity and tiny turtle droppings in that hand. O_o

@ShadowTodd: I know! It's adorable!"

- JesuOtaku is not fond of Todd in The Shadows' turtle picture on Twitter