Strategic Cyborg Evangelion

"The way I avoided that with Nobody Dies is that I kept it in a close, but alternate version of the canon timeline. But that was the kind of story that I wanted to tell. You don't want to do that with the setting - this is closer to Aeon Natum Engel than Nobody Dies. You're taking the ideas of Eva and putting them in a more hard scifi/Half Life verse. I say go for it."

- Gregg Landsman about this fic

Strategic Cyborg Evangelion is an Alternate Universe Fic crossover between Neon Genesis Evangelion and Half Life, written by rookie writer FraktalAMT (initially under the name amitakartok). Its basic premise is simple: what if the Black Mesa Incident was Second Impact which happened in the US instead of Antarctica? And what if it happened two years ahead of SEELE's schedule, completely messing up their plans? Well, if Shinji and Warhammer40K is the love child of Eva and Warhammer 40,000, Ascension is the love child of Half Life, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Nobody Dies, attempting to fuse the Real Robot and Super Robot genres into a coherent whole.

The fic itself picks up in 2041, 23 years after the Combine has been ousted from the planet. While humanity still haven't recovered completely, they harvested and reverse-engineered most of the leftover Combine technology for themselves. In these times, a certain Kaworu Nagisa transfers to Tokyo-2 after his old school takes issue of him having taken lessons from Kamina. Shortly after his arrival, he gets into the middle of several incidents which seem to be connected to a mysterious classmate of his, Rei Ikari. And what's the deal with those Humongous Mechas built illegally by the Artificial Evolution Laboratory?


 * Season 1 was finished on June 22, 2011. It is currently under rewrite to fix the Beige Prose and Featureless Plane of Disembodied Dialogue plaguing the early chapters.
 * Season 2 is on hold until the previous season's rewrite is complete.
 * Omakes:
 * The Present, serving as a Prequel of sorts by introducing Rei's Pint-Sized Powerhouse Action Girl tendencies.
 * Valentine Shenanigans, where Kaworu learns the hard way that most bishies have an Unwanted Harem.

Originally entitled simply Ascension, Strategic Cyborg Evangelion can be read here.

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 * Action Prologue: the fic's first chapter opens with what appears to be a Curb Stomp Battle ending with a class 5 apocalypse via Colony Drop. The G-Man's narration implies that it's actually Kaworu Dreaming of Times Gone By.
 * Airborne Aircraft Carrier: the Confederate Navy's Nexus-class escort carriers. One appears in the second season, scrambling its fighter wing during atmospheric reentry.
 * All Planets Are Earthlike: heavily averted. It's specifically mentioned that Earth is the only planet where humans can survive without EVA equipment.
 * Case in point is Proteus: while being a Goldilocks planet, it has an unbreathable nitrogen-helium-CO2 atmosphere, no surface water and slightly higher surface gravity. The former two however is being corrected via terraforming.
 * Heavyworlder is also averted. Children born on Proteus are mentioned to have a noticeably higher risk of developing skeletal deformities as simply being born on a planet with 1.1g does not make a human adapted to it.
 * Ancestral Weapon:.
 * Apocalypse How: Class 1 as per the Half-Life verse. Had the Combine occupation lasted another decade, it would've devolved to a Class 2.
 * America is implied to have gotten away with a Class 0, what with being sealed inside a time-dilation field preventing the Combine from invading.
 * Axes At School: Rei routinely brings her armory to school. Hikari is understandably freaked out.
 * Bang Bang BANG: averted. Unit-01 firing it's gatling cannon shatters every window nearby.
 * Beige Prose: English isn't the author's first language, plaguing the early chapters with this. It got progressively better as the story progressed, though.
 * Big Damn Heroes: intervenes in the Shamshel battle to . Neither knows who the other is.
 * Bilingual Bonus - Kaworu is trilingual (English, German and Hungarian ) and he specifically messes with people by making remarks in something other than English
 * And then he gets to be on the receiving end of it when Rei and Tabris converse in Japanese specifically because they know Kaworu can't understand a word of it.
 * Binary Suns: it is mentioned in the first season that one of the human-inhabited systems is a binary system with all the planets orbiting one of the stars. Also a case of Alien Sky as every planet's night side experiences a midnight red glow from the smaller star for a full half year.
 * Bi the Way: are both bisexuals but are hiding it from their parents. Cue Hikari freaking out.
 * Boom Stick: Kaworu accidentally blows up a chunk of the city when he stabs the Lance of Longinus into Shamshel. The Angel is completely vaporized by whatever the Lance did to it.
 * Buxom Is Better: Asuka is highly envious of of Mari's bust.
 * Christianity Is Catholic: pointedly averted. Early on, Yui mentions Rei being a Christian but when Asuka asks her which denomination, Rei gives an unexpected answer:.
 * Word of God states the author himself is but didn't want to take sides or write about things he has no clue of.
 * Crapsack World: let's see; we have a World Half Empty ravaged in the past by two Type 1 alien invasions and ravaged now by the occasional Negative Space Wedgie, all of it run by a Police State, as well as yet another Type 1 Alien Invasion that will definitely happen sometime in the future.
 * Curb Stomp Battle:, in the latter's favor
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy: most of the Angels. Just a few examples:
 * Sahaquiel:.
 * Ramiel: . Justified in that it was being remote-controlled by Bardiel.
 * Gaghiel:.
 * Israfel:.
 * Death From Above:.
 * Description Porn: the Type-F Broadside Assault System gets one when it first goes into battle.
 * Deus Ex Machina: sort of. Subverted for reasons revealed much later.
 * Dirty Communists: the Confederacy. Kaworu's not exactly fond of them.
 * Disaster Democracy: how the Confederacy of Man started off
 * Doorstopper: on the way to becoming one. The fic is already over 150,000 words and according to Word of God, we're only about one-third into the story.
 * Earth That Used to Be Better: as usual to something in these verses
 * Explosive Overclocking: the F-type equipment's railguns have an adjustable power level. Repeatedly firing it on maximum output is... not really healthy for the machine's superstructure.
 * Expy: several of 'em.
 * Unit-00 and Unit-01 are visual copies of the Venoms from Full Metal Panic!.
 * Unit-02 is the visual copy of Elvy's Vermillion from RahXephon.
 * Shephard is confirmed to be an expy of Jack O'Neill.
 * Faster-Than-Light Travel: the Waygate system. It permits ships to travel at 99.187856c which sharply averts Casual Interstellar Travel as it requires weeks to get anywhere.
 * Fire-Forged Friends: Asuka and Kaworu after the second battle with Israfel.
 * Fixed Forward-Facing Weapon: in chapter 6, a frigate fires a spinal-mounted coilgun at Sachiel... to no effect.
 * Flawed Prototype: Unit-00 still has this distinction. The only reason it can keep up with the newer models is because the pilot is just that good.
 * Four-Philosophy Ensemble: Kaworu is the Optimist, Shephard is the Realist, Yui is the Cynic. Rei is somewhere between the Cynic and the Apathetic.
 * Frickin' Particle Beams: upon realizing conventional bullets don't have enough kinetic force to penetrate AT-fields, the AEL quickly equips their Evangelions with handheld Tau cannons. These ones do work... but not much better.
 * Full-Frontal Assault:
 * Fuuma Shuriken: Rei has a collapsible one.
 * Gatling Good: the Rheinmetall MK225 triple-barreled rotary autocannon, carried by Durandals; has a 20mm caliber and is designed to pierce synth armor. Kaworu pulls out an Eva-sized version against Shamshel but as expected, it doesn't do squat.
 * Gratuitous Japanese: prior to the rewrite, the first season had plenty of this.
 * Hand Cannon: Rei has two. Revolvers, of course.
 * Have You Seen My God?: the Angels directly mention that, whatever that means.
 * Shephard and Yui directly invoke this trope: if there is a God, why didn't he prevent Second Impact?
 * Hey, It's That Voice!: the author was specifically going for this when he assembled the list of VAs on the Characters page...
 * Hoist By Her Own Petard:
 * Humongous Mecha: earlier battleframe models. They're confirmed to be nothing more than assault guns on legs, as armoring them enough for frontline combat would be impractically expensive and heavy, not to mention slow.
 * Meta Mecha: F-type equipment, a powered armor for Evangelions
 * Mini-Mecha: the Mk-III/B Durandal, designed for urban combat. A Fragile Speedster in that it can shrug off small arms fire... but not much else, preferring to avoid being hit in the first place instead.
 * Imported Alien Phlebotinum: lots of Combine technology was abandoned when Overwatch fled the planet. Humanity put all that to good use...
 * Insistent Terminology: whenever someone speaks Japanese, the author uses tenshi instead of the canon shito to refer to the Angels on purpose.
 * Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique:.
 * Kinetic Weapons Are Just Better: the Confederate Armed Forces embrace this philosophy fully
 * Kung Fu Sonic Boom: the result of two AT-fields colliding, powerful enough to knock down a Humongous Mecha weighing several thousand tons from kilometers away:
 * Lampshade Hanging: frequently delievered from various sources.
 * Asuka delivers a devastating "The Reason You Suck" Speech at Kaworu, using his Leeroy Jenkins piloting behavior as material. He promptly goes into a Heroic BSOD.
 * Lighter and Softer: while the Half Life universe is even more of a Crapsack World than the Evaverse, Kaworu doesn't have the same emotional baggage canon!Shinji does
 * Magnetic Hero: Kaworu uses almost the entire arsenal of said trope.
 * Type 2:.
 * Type 4:.
 * Type 5:.
 * Magnetic Weapons: several. Basically, if there's a large single-shot cannon that's not mounted into a multi-barreled configuration, chances are it's a railgun. Ships have spinal-mounted versions while in Chapter 26, Rei uses an oversized Rheinmetall 250mm SrK L/75 Donnerlanze bolt-action sniper railgun (with some Gun Porn).
 * Minovsky Physics: xenium.
 * It is a Period 8 transuranic element that cannot fit onto the periodic table of elements due to being exotic matter.
 * There are four known isotopes, all of them solid at room temperature. The base isotope is a yellow crystalline material used in various utilities. The second isotope and the only other one occurring naturally is a light blue fluorescent crystal. The third is a chemically inert violet crystal. The fourth is the only one to have received its own name (xenite) and is being researched as a possible power source.
 * It reacts violently to being bombarded with high-energy particles by releasing gravitational waves. Only a few kilograms of the material can generate waves powerful enough to damage steel and concrete structures and open microfractures in the fabric of space-time.
 * It has an atomic mass of over 300 but due to the adverse reaction to mass spectrometers, its exact mass and atomic number cannot be determined.
 * Waygates generate wormholes by using specially prepared crystals of the first isotope that contain artificial impurities of certain superconductors. These are capable of near-instantaneous wormhole generation across interstellar distances when electrically charged.
 * The second isotope can destabilize interdimensional portals to the point of implosion.
 * Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness: 4. Basically, everything is either an extrapolation of already-existing real-life technology or was copied from Combine technology.
 * There are however a few that stretch belief. Especially gravimetric sensors, Waygates and of course the Evangelions themselves.
 * Mook Horror Show: Rei exterminates the entire crew of a truck convoy to get their cargo, taking advantage of the night and the thick fog to play Deadly Guest with them.
 * More Dakka: F-type equipment is focused on heavy fire support with no less than 48 barrels of autocannon, missile and railgun pointed at the target.
 * Motion Capture Mecha: at least Unit-00 has a Gurren Lagann-esque control system to ease upper body movement at lower sync ratios.
 * Mysterious Watcher: the G-Man, as usual.
 * Next Gen Fic: of Half-Life. Chapter 8 reveals that.
 * Nigh Invulnerable:.
 * There Is No Kill Like Overkill: in The present,.
 * The Chessmaster:
 * Obligatory Swearing: averted in an attempt to stay realistic. Touji is the only person who swears a lot (much to Hikari's annoyance) with Kaworu adding a Precision F-Strike here and there but other than these, no one says so much as a "shit". Well, Shephard does but Yui is always quick to reprimand him for it.
 * Offscreen Teleportation: the G-Man simply loves doing this, casually walking out from behind objects too small to hide behind or even the person he's talking to.
 * Oh Crap:
 * Omniscient Council of Vagueness: SEELE, as usual.
 * The Angels, as well.
 * Onee-Sama: Rei's attitude towards Lilith
 * Organization with Unlimited Funding: averted. The AEL had to become a PMC to avoid getting bankrupt after Kaworu racked up such an impressive collateral damage against Shamshel.
 * People's Republic of Tyranny: pretty heavily implied that the Confederacy of Man is actually this: authoritarian government plus a not-so-Secret Police composed of Political Officers. And if you think Keel cares about civilian lives, you're wrong. DEAD WRONG.
 * Portal Network: there's one that links an unspecified number of systems together. It's pretty slow (less than a parsec per day) and can't operate in gravity wells (the Earth gate dodges that issue by being anchored inside the Earth-Moon L1 Lagrangian point).
 * President Evil: Keel
 * Red Oni, Blue Oni: aside from the usual Asuka-Rei dynamic, several new ones were introduced.
 * Kaworu is the impulsive and hotheaded Red to Rei's cool and rational Blue
 * Kaworu is the Unskilled but Strong Idiot Hero to Asuka's Weak but Skilled Ace Pilot
 * Shephard is the emotional and forgiving Red to Yui's professional and goal-oriented Blue
 * Mari is the extroverted and sexually liberal Red to Hikari's rule-abiding "good girl" Blue
 * Rollerblade Good: Unit-00 and the Durandals are users of this trope, Code Geass-style
 * Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: Kaworu's philosophy in life, or so he says
 * Secret Identity: Kaworu made sure no one outside the AEL except four people knows what he's doing for a living. Especially not Asuka.
 * Shown Their Work: the author apparently likes to flaunt the effort laid into worldbuilding.
 * : Kaworu and Rei in the second season.
 * Space Fighter: the SF-144 Nova sixth-generation space superiority fighter. Can't leave the atmosphere on its own but is confirmed to be carrier-based and capable of surviving atmospheric reentry. Kensuke gleefully lists off its capabilities when he sees one in the second season, including the lack of stealth capabilities.
 * Swiss Army Weapon: the local equivalent of the canon pallet rifle, appearing in the second season.
 * The Little Detecto: gravimetric sensors. They detect the minuscule spacetime distortions caused by the presence of mass and therefore cannot be confused by stealth. Lots of tightly-packed objects however WILL make them ineffective, hence the need for radars. AT-fields and dark energy are instantly spotted from a VERY long distance due to their spacetime warping properties.
 * The Metric System Is Here to Stay: The Confederacy uses the metric system. Shephard once uses US pints out of habit but an author's note includes the equivalent in litres.
 * The Reveal
 * Chapter 8: . Obviously, it didn't work out.
 * Same:.
 * Chapter 18:.
 * Chapter 20:.
 * Chapter 26:.
 * Season 2 chapter 11:.
 * Vigilante Man - And he's about to continue right where he left off by.
 * Virtual Soundtrack: mainly for the fight sequences. The author also compiled a list of opening/ending themes, one pair for each season and an additional ending for each Season Finale.
 * Wagon Train to the Stars: Project Exodus. Millions of humans were relocated to self-sustaining colonies in other star systems to prevent extinction.
 * Waif Fu: The Present has Rei taking out two armed thugs without breaking a sweat.
 * Wave Motion Gun: the they borrow for taking down Ramiel . Furthermore, the F-type equipment's railguns are confirmed to be capable of hitting stratospheric targets when turned to sufficiently high power (see Explosive Overclocking above).
 * We Have Been Researching Phlebotinum for Years: how Kaworu gets introduced to the Evangelions.
 * We Wait: SEELE's up to no good, as usual.
 * Averted in chapter 14: . Then played straight when the Angels probe the Evangelions' capabilities from different directions instead of charging in.
 * World Half Full: although humanity still hasn't recovered from the massive asskicking suffered at the hands of the Combine, they got good things out of it too - the technological level has never been so high and the establishment of the Confederacy brought world peace (albeit an uneasy one)
 * World of Badass - Kaworu's principle in life is striving to create this
 * Year Inside, Hour Outside - the Barrier created by Second Impact is a giant dimensional anomaly that envelops most of North America, making time go at a factor of six, i.e. there's 2005 inside but 2041 outside.
 * You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!: uttered by Kaworu word-for-word when he realizes
 * Zerg Rush:
 * In the second season, Kaworu challenges Israfel to single combat.
 * Zerg Rush:
 * In the second season, Kaworu challenges Israfel to single combat.