The Karate Kid/Funny

"Daniel: What are you doing? Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish anything! Daniel: May I try? *almost immediately catches the fly* Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it! Miyagi: *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's luck!"
 * Miyagi is doing his "catch the fly with the chopsticks" bit, and Daniel walks in.


 * When the monks take up Julie's wish to visit her in Boston. Miyagi takes them out on the town.
 * Zen Bowling.
 * "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy... "
 * Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?"