John Quincy Adams

""I am a man of reserved, cold, austere and forbidding manners. My political adversaries say a gloomy misanthrope, my personal enemies, an unsocial savage.""

- Adams' opinion on himself, long before he became president.



The sixth U.S. President, and the first son of a former president to be elected president (only George W. Bush has done so since then). Allegedly enjoyed skinny-dipping in the Potomac in the early morning during his presidency and pimped for the Russian Czar (at least that's what the Jacksonians believe). He was also ugly as sin and is considered the scariest-looking president ever.

Elected by the House of Representatives when no candidate was able to gain a majority of the electoral or popular votes (there were four candidates and no clear favorite, although Andrew Jackson received the plurality of both). He ultimately won when fourth-placed candidate Henry Clay threw his support behind Adams, in return for the promise that Clay would become his Secretary of State. This gave Adams' administration a reputation for being corrupt from day one, and while this was perhaps somewhat unfair, he achieved very little during his time in office. Things weren't helped by the fact that, in an ironic echo of the situation his father faced, his vice-president, John Calhoun was a political enemy who in fact had been on Jackson's side during the election. To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Adams was utterly crushed when Jackson went up against him again in the following election.

Much more successful and popular as a member of the House of Representatives, earning the nickname "Old Man Eloquent" for his speeches against slavery and finally dying of a heart attack on the House floor. Adams was elected a U.S. Representative after leaving the presidency, the only president ever to do so, serving for the last 17 years of his life. Most presidents would consider it too much of a Badass Decay.

Regardless, he was a great lawyer and a shrewd negotiator, his most famous case being when he successfully argued at the US Supreme Court that the Amistad Africans were illegally enslaved and had every right to fight for their freedom.

As Cracked.com's The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time points out: "He kept a pet alligator in the East Wing of the White House. That actually probably came in handy for some of that shrewd negotiating we mentioned earlier."

Anthony Hopkins recieved an Academy Award nomination for his portrayal of him in Amistad.

A one-minute biography can be found on YouTube here.


 * Principles Zealot: Due to his intense morality, he stood firm for respecting the land rights of Native Americans, which earned him a lot of enemies from those who wanted more land, and stood up for the Amistad slaves and defended their freedom due to the illegality of their enslavement. The second is particularly notable given this was during a time not many would have especially cared about their fate.