Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal/Quotes

"''Did you ever notice that Darkwing and Donald and Daisy and Pooh Are all doing something that you shouldn't do? Tigger and Bonkers, Chip and Baloo, Even the nephews are doing it too, They're doing the No-Pants Dance! Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance! Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy? Did they forget, or are they just lazy? Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold Did they forget, or are they just bold? Doing the No-Pants Dance! Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance! All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance! Try and put some clothes on! They don't wear pants, so why should you? Well you don't always do what the cartoons do! They're doing the No-Pants Dance! Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance! They may be crazy, they may be fun, But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone! Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance, Now that's just silly! Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance, Somebody should tell 'em! Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!''"

- Toon Disney music video "The No Pants Dance"

""See, instead of wearing a scarf, maybe he should've worn some pants!""

- Jason Marsden as the Blam! announcer doing color commentary on clips from the Donald Duck cartoon The Hockey Champ

"Cartoon bears never wear pants!"

- Cleveland, The Cleveland Show

"(under the effects of a G-Rated Drug) "It might just be the medicine, but are you naked? (looks around) ...Oh, we're all naked!""

- Skipper, The Penguins of Madagascar

""[The badger has] A waistcoat, but no trousers?" "It's very impolite to take notice.""

- The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica