Not Quite Dead/Quotes

"Why. Do people. Never! Just! Die!?! I mean come on! Seriously here! Who's writing this!?!"

- Nick Arson, Tales of Galismera

"It's over, it's done with, and luckily You planned each potential contingency You blinded his eyes temporarily You drove that knife through his chest cavity You shot him in every extremity You forced him right off of the balcony There's no way in hell that he'd possibly Get up and walk right off your property (That stuff only happens on the TV)"

- Goldentusk, Halloween theme

"All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal."

- Rule 13 of the Evil Overlord List

"The Chosen One: Master! I thought you were dead! Master Tang: No, I only did this: Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead. Master Tang: That does not mean a person is dead."

- Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Oh... Okay! I escaped, then! Brilliant! Love it when I do that."

- The Doctor, Doctor Who, who is Not Quite Dead

"Ajay: Kane never would've done this! Kilian: Kane. Is. Dead. (one mission later) Kane: Once again, the world is quick to bury me..."

- Command and Conquer Tiberium Wars