Drunken Master/Quotes

""Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!""

- The Demoman, after having dominated a soldier, Team Fortress 2

"Empowered: Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing? Ninjette: Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know. Empowered: Professional ninja or professional drinker? Ninjette: Both, of course."

- Empowered

"Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain, Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve. [My brain is never in good health unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]"

- Pierre de Ronsard, To his page

""Like Minions, dwarves never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!""

- Gnarl, Overlord

"I've never killed somebody sober before!"

- Hou, Jade Empire

"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!"

- Vodka Drunkenski (Soda Popinski), Punch Out

""Everything mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk.""

- The leader of the Inebriati (or Knights Tipplar), That Mitchell and Webb Look