Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S08/E13 Jack Frost

Film watched: Morozko aka Jack Frost

The MST3K presentation contains examples of:
"Bear Ivan: Nastenka! What's the matter?
 * Alan Smithee: Mike posits that every name in the credits is Russian for this.
 * Grateful Dead: "I thought Jerry Garcia was 'Father Mushroom'."
 * Incredibly Lame Pun

Crow: (as Ivan) Am I un-bear-able?"

"Ivan: Nastenka, darling, will you marry me?
 * You Fail Logic Forever: Crow's reasoning for getting a butcher named Earl Torgeson to talk about Russian folklore.
 * Lolicon:

Servo: (as Nastenka) Um, I'm nine."

"Crow: [during the credits] Oh, N-hykhnekh!"
 * Mind Screw: Since they didn't have any knowledge of the original Russian stories blended together to form the plot, this was what Mike and the Bots' considered the film to be. Not the the scripters of the dub seemed to have any greater clue. (Calling Baba Yaga "The Hunchback Fairy"? Really?)
 * No Pronunciation Guide

"Mike: ...So the first plot point involves knitting socks. I think we're in for quite a ride, guys!"
 * Right Behind Me: Except Pearl is so evil she isn't even put off by it.
 * Russian Reversal: Well, naturally, since Yakov Smirnoff (okay, a Smirnoff look-alike, but whatever) makes an appearance in one of the host segments.
 * This Is Gonna Suck


 * Viewers Are Geniuses: (When a rooster crows several times) Tom: "Boy, Peter must be going around denying everybody today!"
 * ~What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made On Drugs?~: The crew has quite a lot of fun with these jokes when Father Mushroom shows up.

"Bring on my fiancé."