Allison & Lillia/Funny

""All right. But just out of curiosity, Allison..." "What is it?" "Do you have a driver’s license?" "...That is a military secret, Mr. Schultz." "So, no." "What tipped you off?" "Just drive safely...""
 * Maybe not Crowning, but definitely a Moment of Funny from the second Light Novel:

""Wil! You know what I’m going to do, right?" (She can't find enough open space for a takeoff run, so she's going to drive the plane over an 800-meter cliff and hope she can pull out of the fall before crashing at the bottom.) "I’ve got an idea... a terrifying one." "Then I’m going to tell you something, in case we fail." "What is it?" "‘Sorry I messed up’! Okay! I apologized in advance!""
 * Again from the second novel:

"“Got it! So Lillia, what’s for dinner tonight?” “I haven’t decided yet. ...Maybe meat, to get us pumped up?” “Yeah! There’s nothing like a carnivore’s diet.” “Okay! Meat it is.” “Huzzah! You’re the best, Lillia!” “Huzzah! All hail meat! ...Mom?” “Hm?” “We sound like idiots.” “Oh, it’s not like anyone’s watching.”"
 * And another, from the Lillia and Treize series: