BZPB/Funny

"Ynot: (Over intercom) Vultran, how is your little project coming? Vultran: Horribly, we can't decide what color to paint it Ynot: Other than that, it's ready? Vultran: Well, yeah, but it REALLY could use a new coat of paint... Ynot: Get it on line NOW! Vultran: Okay, okay...We'll go with a ruby red... Ynot: VULTRAN! Vultran: No? Chartreuse?"
 * This exchange between Ynot and Vultran:

"*Vultran is Walking away from a fight* Vultran: ...carry the two, divide by the reciprocal.... Doppler follows Vultran Doppler: Excuse me, but your math is all wrong...you wouldn't take the reciprocal and divide it again, you would square it... Vultran: But I'm working with Imaginary numbers...not as in i, but as in 'I'm insane, so screw off' Vultran shoves a vial in Doppler's mouth Vultran: And because you decided to listen to my ramblings, you get to be my next test subject. Please, let me know what happens! Doppler spits it out, obviously unamused* Doppler: Well, you've broken the First Law of the code of Scientists... nev- He is interrupted by violent expulsion of stomach acids Vultran scribbles this on his arm Vultran: Interesting.... Doppler: Why you son of a... *vomits some more* Doppler pulls out a communicator with his shaking arm Doppler: This is Doctor Thomas K. Doppler calling whoever can hear *cough* me...I need backup, ri- He is interrupted by his falling to the floor and convulsing violently Vultran: Wow, Your species does not react well to Dihydrogen Monoxide... Vultran stabs him with an antidote and walks away"
 * Also this exchange between Doppler and Vultran: