The Ugly Barnacle/Haiku

There was an ugly Barnacle. So ugly that Everyone died. Fin. "Jayrad"

Patrick tells a tale of an ugly barnacle SpongeBob was not helped. "Zfish 9"

Ugly barnacle So ugly as to cause death Not a helpful tale. "User:Progeny Ex Machina"

Spongebob feels ugly Patrick tells him a story Barnacle kills all. "Glorious Eggs"

Destroys everyone! So ugly! The death of all: Ugly Barnacle "Mrin"

A Spongebob appeared! Pat used "Ugly Barnacle"! It's not effective... "Mrin"

The story? Made of fail. The entries? Made of Win. What's the lesson here?

Ugly Barnacle So ugly everyone died. Cue the Slasher Smile.

"Mark Lungo"

Soul wrought of evil Ere his birth, is doomed to die Naught could have saved him... "Reuvas"

The spawn of Satan. Not even he was prepared for what was to come... "Crazy Luigi"

A story about An ugly barnacle, Never to catch on. "The Miner 2"

Why is this page so long? It is only fifteen words. What the hell, guys? "Troper 49"