Crazy Survivalist



""The guys at work used to laugh when I hit the rifle range at lunch. Ain't so funny now, is it?""

- Louis, Left 4 Dead

They're coming, but they're not gonna get me, not without a fight! Who's "they"? Doesn't matter! It could be an Alien Invasion, a Zombie Apocalypse, feral hordes of barbarians, or even butterflies! (those are some nasty bastards) But whatever they are, I'm prepared! I have me this bowie knife, tinfoil hat, good old two-barreled Betsy (plus her extended family), and a year's supply of food and water...

What? "Share"? "Help others survivors"? It's a dog-eat-smaller-yappy-dog world out there, "friend", and if ya ain't strong enough to defend yourself... Oh, I see what you're about, you want to stick a crazy straw in my neck and steal my stuff, don't you?! That's right, back away from the crazy person... Crazy Prepared like a FOX!

You want me to help you fight them? You can't fight them anymore than an ant fights an elephant, everyone who tries ends up Dying Like Animals! Ain't seen bloodshed like that since the war...

"Calm down"? I am calm! I am the very picture of calm! And Rational, too! Wait a minute... you're one of THEM!

Don't you go anywhere, I'll go get the rest of my Untrusting Community to lynch you! No, better yet, my militia buddies! No matter how many orphans you save! I'll do what it takes to survive!

Anime & Manga

 * Chirico Cuive from Armored Trooper VOTOMS survives countless bouts of physical abuse throughout 49 TV episodes and several OVAs, including a shot in the chest.
 * Sousuke from Full Metal Panic!, all the way. Along with how he manages to be Crazy Prepared despite not having any visible baggage to carry all his weapons and equipment in.
 * from Baccano. After 200 years of being pointlessly tortured, he's very careful about who he should trust. Especially when it comes to other immortals.
 * In the anime of Desert Punk, Kanta ends up being this to a disturbing extreme. During the second season, there are hints due to his views on the world as a survivalist and realist. It all eventually leads to He much prefers  to the idealist movement his friends joined. Oh,  Oh boy, did he ever cross the Moral Event Horizon. He even seems to admit it.

Comic Books

 * Crazy Hunter Trapper Buck Wylde from Topps Zorro comic.
 * Y: The Last Man. The "Sons of Arizona" are convinced the death of all the men is a federal government plot and beat up Dr. Allison Mann in the belief that she's somehow involved.

Film
"Manny: When did you lose your mind? Buck: Ah, about three months ago, actually. I just woke up one morning married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple. Ahh, but I loved her..."
 * The movie Resident Evil 3 opens up with a family of Crazy Survivalists trying to rob Alice. Poor, poor crazy survivalists...
 * Harlan Ogilvy in 2005 War of the Worlds, a paramedic holed up in his cellar whose mind began to deteriorate after his wife and child died in the invasion. Tom Cruise's character is eventually forced to kill him to prevent his ravings from attracting the invaders.
 * If you've ever heard the Jeff Wayne musical version of War of the Worlds, there's also the young infantryman who decides that the best thing to do is hide out in a cellar and carve out a brand new underground city. His glorious project is, by the time the protagonist reaches him, a 10 ft deep hole in the cellar wall and yet he's making plans for playing cricket underground, defeating the invaders, and starting again. With "just a handful of men".
 * Burt Gummer from the Tremors movies and TV series is a slightly friendlier version of this. He helps out the rest of the town because he's the only one with enough weaponry to kill the graboids. ("Well, I guess we don't get to make fun of Burt's lifestyle anymore.") A later movie shows him having purchased an antiaircraft gun to fight monsters.
 * Sarah Connor in the second Terminator movie appears to have taken a level in badass towards this end, given that her paranoia is quite well justified by hard fact.
 * Over in the series, Derek probably seems like this to outsiders. Of course, he's actually a different trope entirely, but no one's supposed to know that.
 * Spoofed in Ice Age with the dodos ("Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!") who are preparing for billions of years of living underground during the incoming ice age - on a food stockpile of three melons. They all die within the following three minutes.
 * The third movie, Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, features Buck, a weasel stuck in a Lost World full of dinosaurs. He has an Ahab-like obsession with a giant dinosaur who took his eye... and clearly took his wits along with it.


 * The Robin Williams / Walter Mathau film The Survivors poked fun of the survivalist craze (emphasis on "craze") that peaked in the mid eighties just before the end of the Cold War. William played Donald Quinelle, a hapless yuppie who turns into a rabid survivalist after losing his job.
 * Bobby Lee Swagger from Shooter lives in isolation at the mountains and has rather extensive field training.
 * Everyone in Carriers is a crazy survivalist when an infection threatens to wipe out all of humanity.
 * David Dobel, Woody Allen's character in Anything Else.
 * In The Book of Eli, the titular character comes upon a sweet old couple living in a farmhouse in the middle of the wasteland who take him in. However, turns out they're not only this, but a Cannibal Clan as well. Before they can kill and eat him, though, the Big Bad shows up, and they team up with the hero in the ensuing battle.
 * The Vietnam veteran in The Final.
 * John Malkovich's character in Red.
 * The original Highlander film has one of these. He sees one of the Kurgan's battles and shoots up Kurgan like Swiss cheese. The survivalist thinks he's dead and goes to look, and gets skewered, lifted off the ground on the Kurgan's sword. He survives, though. And probably became a Watcher if series mythology figures in.

Literature

 * The book The Postman states that America as a nation scraped through World War III and even appeared to be on the road to recovery... only to be permanently torn down by attacks by anarchic survivalist militias.
 * Subverted in World War Z, where these guys are officially referred to as LaMoEs -- Last Man on Earth -- and came in two varieties: The ones that are still sane, and--after the initial confusion--welcome the army, are referred to as Robinson Crusoes. The second type, which the narrator notes is the type that the rank and file actually do refer to as LaMOEs, are the ones who either went a little too mad, or just got too used to their newfound lifestyle and didn't want to reintegrate into society.
 * On the other hand, the tie-in guidebook The Zombie Survival Guide actually encouraged you to become a Crazy Survivalist.
 * Inverted in The Survivialist, the 1980's After the End action-adventure series by Jerry Ahern, whose protagonist (a doctor and former intelligence agent) is a good deal more rational and clear-thinking than most of the people he encounters. But then Ahern deliberately set out to avert the popular image of the crazy, right-wing survivialist (the protagonist's closest friend is Jewish, and his Unrequited Love is a female communist agent).
 * In Harry Potter, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody's catchphrase is "Constant vigilance!" His crazy magical eye that can see through most solid objects and magical barriers (like Harry's Invisibility Cloak) only enables his Crazy Survivalist behavior further. Though he has good reason to act this way: he's an Auror (Dark Wizard fighter) and has lost a leg, an eye, and a chunk of his nose on the job. And possibly, at one time, a buttock.
 * Mortal Engines does this with entire cities.
 * Andrew Loeb in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.
 * Traveller, a pulp novel series from The Eighties. it was sort of a cross between Mack Bolan and Mad Max set in a post-apocalyptic Crapsack World.

Live Action TV

 * A Crazy Survivalist rescues Kim Bauer from a jaguar in 24 then tries to convince her that Los Angeles has been nuked and she should stay with him in his bunker forever.
 * MacGyver has been known to pull some Crazy Survivalist tricks out of his hat when needed.
 * Jim Taggart on Eureka. Sometimes he's usefully crazy, other times, he's just running around in the woods naked for a reason known only to himself.
 * Alyx from Dead Set. She's deadly accurate against zombies with a gun, usually goes alone, and only takes one other survivor with her because he has supplies she doesn't.
 * In Supernatural, FBI agent Hendricksen (quite accurately) profiles the Winchester clan this way, then goes on to speculate that John might have been a white supremacist and child molester.
 * A serial killer/kidnapper pretends to be this (very convincingly) so he can play out his Adam and Eve Plot fantasy with his surviving female victim in Medium
 * Rousseau from Lost, due to being stranded on the island for sixteen years.
 * As of season 6, too.
 * Highlander: The Series has Methos, who's survived for 5000 years by being one step ahead of the other guy (or girl). He never puts himself in unnecessary danger and always has a way out.
 * When the Star Trek: Voyager crew traveled to the 20th century, one subplot was Janeway being captured by these.
 * In one episode of The X-Files, a survivalist assures Mulder that not all survivalists are violent paranoids who hate the government. "But we are."
 * In "Shelter Skelter," an episode of the '80s revival of The Twilight Zone, a crazy survivalist (Joe Mantegna) and a friend find themselves trapped in his shelter after a nuclear weapon detonation.

Video Games

 * Project Zomboid: The human enemies in the game are this. You yourself can become this.
 * In Dead Rising, the protagonist Frank encounters a crazed redneck survivalist holed up in a gun store who shoots at him when he gets too close (it takes place in a cutscene, so the player doesn't really have a choice).
 * He is actually surprised when you want guns enough to shoot HIM dead!
 * The actual effect is that the guy is crazy enough to not trust anyone with his guns, and kills anyone that approaches. When you kill him, he questions if you're crazy enough for guns to kill people. Bastard.
 * The Halls a.k.a. the family of snipers have this going on as well. Well, not Thomas, but otherwise...
 * The Spartan Federation, an entire society of these guys, are one of the factions in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Humorously, they're the only faction canonically confirmed to have been completely eradicated.
 * The four protagonists of Left 4 Dead all have a touch of this.
 * Not to mention the church guy. Better safe than sorry!
 * The sequel gives us minor character Whitaker, a gun store owner who barricaded himself in a shed on the roof with more food and ammo than appears in the rest of the game combined. He forgot to store drinks, though, resulting in a Fetch Quest for you.
 * Father Grigori of Half Life 2's Ravenholm certainly fits the trope. The sole remaining human resident of Ravenholm, armed with his trusty rifle Annabelle, he sets traps all over the place to tend to his "flock" - consisting entirely of assorted headcrab zombies that are all that remain of the town's residents...
 * Unlike many crazy survivalists, Grigori is actually a very helpful Crazy Awesome character, who saves your life several times and even has the common decency to provide you with your very own shotgun so you can help with him with his good work.
 * Hell, Gordon himself has turned into quite the crazy survivalist after the resonance cascade. He has somehow suppressed his basic human needs to eat, drink and sleep. He's been through situations that would certainly cost most people their sanity. Plus, he carries a full arsenal on his person at any given time, including but not limited to a crowbar, a pistol, another better pistol, a submachine gun, a shotgun, a crossbow, a full set of grenades, a missile launcher, and depending on the game, a whole assortment of more exotic guns, both large, small and very, very strange. Of course, he's being Properly Paranoid, but that's no assurance he's sane. Not having muttered a single word of complaint throughout the whole ordeal doesn't really help his case.
 * The first F.E.A.R. game had a fat guy whose name escapes me at the moment. He was always locking himself in (and you out) to save himself from the bad guys at your expense. He gets killed at the end although in the un-canon expansion Extraction Point he is shown to have survived it and returns to do the same Crazy Survivalist act all over again.
 * Norton Mapes. Though, in truth, he was being less like a Crazy Survivalist, and more like a Fat Bastard and Dirty Coward.
 * Jenkins from Red Faction: Guerrilla, complete with check shirt, puffy vest and cap. While the player performs Rail Shooter missions, popping rockets off at EDF assets from the back of Jenkins' trike-car, Jenkins relates his survivalist philosophy. He wants total independence of Mars from "them" (Earth), to the point of inventing his own "Mars words" to replace English and trying to "teach" himself to breathe carbon dioxide. Upon blowing up a target he will frequently cry out that he is "Clean and Righteous." At other points he announces that while everyone thinks he is crazy, he is the only sane man, and that "they" are always watching.
 * Plants vs. Zombies features Crazy Dave, your neighbor, who drives around with a station wagon full of lethal seeds, wears a pot on his head, and speaks in a Sims-like garbled growl.
 * Most of the NPCs in the Fallout games. 3 is more optimistic and has more than its fair share of caring, sharing types - encouraged by morality cheerleader Three Dog - but most of the communities you meet are isolationist and will only look out for themselves, and it is also implied that most individual Wastelanders are that way too. The Outcasts even left the Brotherhood of Steel for not being Crazy Survivalist enough.
 * Subverted by a former Marine in the Honest Hearts DLC for Fallout: New Vegas; who, despite surviving unbelievable wasteland conditions and human atrocities, becomes a benevolent Stealth Mentor to a group of kids, who eventually become  read his exploits here.
 * In Rogue Survivor, you can play your own character this way, especially as the most recent versions of the game allow you to murder survivors who intrude in your safe house.
 * Planescape: Torment has the aptly named Paranoid Incarnation, a past version of you who was both quite insane and absolutely, screamingly terrified of enemies lurking in every corner trying to "steal his body"; he had a habit of strangling people when they gave him news he didn't like and using his own detached arm in combat (since he always had it on hand, so to speak). Nonetheless, despite or perhaps because of his crazy, he left many clues for himself that prove helpful to you - provided you survive whatever spectacularly lethal defences he set up around them. And then successfully decipher his ramblings. Which may be written in a dead, obscure, complicated language known only to him and the guy who taught it to him, whom he strangled. He - well, it was an apt name.
 * The Sims 3, of all games, features a premade character like this: Hunter Cottoneye, who lives in Riverview. He lives in a bunker, wears all camouflage and has the Insane, Neurotic, Loner, Mean-Spirited and Angler traits.
 * When players of Dwarf Fortress succession fortress Headshoots decided to turn the fort's greatest champions into ravening undead to kill the fort, a dwarf called Gex quietly packed a backpack with rations and took off to a part of the fortress that didn't technically appear on the map, where the undead champions couldn't find him.
 * Desmond Miles would tell people who asked about his history that his parents were these. It's true from a certain point of view: his family lived on a farm off the grid in the middle of nowhere because they were Assassins and their enemies control the world.
 * The Scarlet Crusade in World of Warcraft is an entire faction of this, mixed with Knight Templar and Corrupt Church. They managed to survive and organize themselves to fight the Scourge, but are so paranoid that they attack on sight pretty much anybody who isn't them.

Web Comics

 * Margaret in College Roomies from Hell has been on a mission of preparing for the Apocalypse since she found out that Satan really exists. She has guns, bombs, and can kill wolves with her bare hands.

Web Original

 * Many people who choose to play the game in Survival of the Fittest turn into this or already were at one point or another, including recent character Kathleen Martin. Interestingly, Kathleen is the way she is because her father is also a Crazy Survivalist.
 * The Nostalgia Critic did a Lock and Load Montage and protected his entire body to prepare for watching The Secret Of NIHM II.

Western Animation
"Green Arrow: Does everything in your world have a sinister motive? Question: Yours too. You just don't know it yet."
 * Dale Gribble in King of the Hill is always prepared for the government collapse/apocalypse/Y2K.
 * The Question in Justice League Unlimited

""I am a duck bent on self-preservation.""
 * Daffy Duck during hunting season.

Real Life

 * The Mad Trapper of Rat River.
 * Kurt Saxon, author of The Poor Man's James Bond, with a healthy dose of Social Darwinist and Nietzsche Wannabe.
 * To give a hint of Saxon's mindset, in the 1960s he was a member of George Lincoln Rockwell's American Nazi Party and Anton La Vey's Church of Satan, and wound up quitting both because neither was evil enough for him.
 * This trope is the reason why people who take emergency preparedness more seriously than most call themselves "Preppers" instead.
 * Further averted by at least one notable survivalist/prepper blogger, who advises to share your stocks with less-than-prepared people as soon as your own well-being is secured.
 * That said, it's an interesting exercise to go to survivalist forums and see how often you encounter terms from either Atlas Shrugged or Modern Warfare. Also, keep an eye out for survivalists denying climate change (bonus points if they make a personal attack on Al Gore) and peak oil.
 * Often because they view climate change as a justification for the growth and acceptance of domestic and international government.
 * An article once actually argued stating that in the case of actual total societal collapse, these kind of people will be the first to go. Turns out the most important thing After the End will still be the ability to form social connections. (although other important skills include digging wells, brewing booze (seriously), growing crops and building shelter or something)
 * That fits the description of Jared Diamond's Collapse: How Societies Choose To Fail Or Survive. Or this Y2K survival guide.
 * That describes an entire genre of articles and a few full-length books, but this is a particularly well-argued example.
 * Gated communities in the most unequal and crime-ridden areas of the world, such as parts of Bolivia, Peru and South Africa can come across as embodying this trope. Tall concrete walls lined with razor wires, armed security guards, and a climate of fear are the common threads.
 * YMMV, though, in some of those countries - is it really crazy to want armed guards and high, thick walls in an area where violent crime is not only rampant, but tends to be carried out with assault rifles, light armored vehicles, and rocket launchers?
 * Don't forget Brazil and the United States.
 * And of course, Somalia.
 * Some players of the game Humans Vs Zombies fall into this trope.