Robin Hood (Disney film)/Funny

"Little John: Hey, who's driving this flying umbrella?!?"
 * Lady Kluck taking down the guards NFL-style to the tune of the USC fight song and "On Wisconsin".
 * Heck, the ENTIRE fight/chase scene.

""Robin Hood?! I... get..." [groaning] "Robin Hood, I.. I... I want...""
 * "Don't worry, sheriff, the safety's on Old Betsy"
 * "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."
 * "I know my name! GET ON WITH IT!"
 * "Your traps just never work! And now look what you've done to your mother's castle!"
 * And the scene after that when Prince John screams and says, "Mommy," before he begins sucking his thumb again and then starts chasing Sir Hiss, trying to hit him with a stick that he was about to hit him with earlier before Hiss mentioned his mother.
 * Prince John talking in his sleep:

"Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you! Sir Hiss: (from inside of the beer barrel) Coming, coming. (laughs) For I'm a jolly good fellow, for I'm a jolly good fellow. (Prince John uncorks the barrel and Sir Hiss comes out) Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork was really Robin Hood!
 * Drunk Sir Hiss

Prince John: Robin Hood? (Sir Hiss nods as Prince John begins to laugh, until he screams and strangles Sir Hiss, before tying him in knots on a pole) Get out of that if you can."


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