Star Trek: First Contact/Funny

"Geordi: (engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now) Cochrane: (Beat) ...I gotta take a leak. Geordi: Leak? I don't see any leak.
 * A large portion of Zephram Cochrane's scenes, but especially:

Cochrane: Don't you people in the 24th century ever pee?"

"Deanna: Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique... It's a primitive culture...I'm just trying to blend in. Riker: You're blended, all right. Deanna: What was I saying? *thud*"
 * Its also funny as part of Trek's subtle running gag of referring to the original Enterprise's comical lack of bathrooms.
 * "You told him about the statue?"
 * Drunken Troi.

"Cochrane: Hot damn, you're heroic! *laughs*"
 * According to director (and cast member) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone.
 * Cochrane's initial reaction to the situation:

"Cochrane: Here? LaForge: Actually, over there."
 * After Cochrane becomes convinced of the truth, Riker goes on to explain how the approaching aliens will detect his warp flight and "land right here."

""Tough little ship." "You do remember how to fire phasers?""
 * The Doctor gets probably the funniest Facing the Bullets One-Liner ever. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation."
 * Perhaps he'd like an analgesic cream?
 * "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."
 * Lily: Borg? Sounds Swedish...
 * Later... "Definitely not Swedish."
 * Worf's arrival to the bridge gives Riker a couple funny one-liners.