Sliders/Funny

"Arturo: I am not Mr. Pavarotti! Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian! He speak-a like-a this! Do I speak-a like-a this?! No! Why?! BECAUSE I AM AN ENGLISHMAN, YOU BLISTERING IDIOT!!"
 * In "The King is Back," Arturo gets mistaken for Luciano Pavarotti. He isn't very amused.

""DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, MR. BROWN!""
 * In "The Dream Masters," Arturo repeatedly blames Rembrandt for what happens to Wade, thinking he had fallen asleep on the job. He is later informed that the Cryin' Man had been drugged into unconscious. Arturo tells Rembrandt this and apologizes. Naturally, Rembrandt takes the opportunity to drag it out to the point of frustration.

"Arturo: Pull me up, Mr. Brown, and let me do it again! Rembrandt: How do we get him up? Wade: You don't know?"
 * In "The Guardian," Arturo has a new zest for life and is willing to try anything. This culminates with him bungee-jumping off a bridge.

"Rembrandt: What do any of you know about knockin' over a jewelry store? Mallory: Well, actually...
 * In "To Catch a Slider," the others discuss the possibility of robbing a jewelry store to get a jewel needed to power the malfunctioning timer. Rembrandt proves to be the Only Sane Man:

Rembrandt: I don't want to hear it."

"Samson: And what's your job on the team? Rembrandt: I'm a singer. Samson: Interesting."
 * In "Prophets and Loss," the Sliders join up with the latest La Résistance. The rebel leader learns that Quinn is a scientist and that Maggie has a military backround. As for Rembrandt...


 * From "Eggheads," The Library Rap by MC Poindexter & The Study Crew.