Dangerously Close Shave/Quotes

"Barbara, my love was named. And her fair hair, a mane untamed. Until one evening, I'm ashamed. I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face

Was sweet as lace. But in this case

I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty.

Well... maybe not never."

- Freaky Fred, Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Oh dear! I've never shaved him this close before!"

- Smee (mistakenly believing he's decapitated Captain Hook), Disney's Peter Pan