Hooker!Verse/Characters

Nostalgia Critic

 * Adorkable: His way of making dumpster sex possible.
 * Aesop Amnesia: While he's in the hospital, Harvey tried really hard to make him understand that he doesn't have to act like the world is against him. Between then and the club is foggy, but we're to assume he didn't take that to heart.
 * Attention Whore: His freakshow life (Ask That Guy, Nerd leaving, the Penny drama) provides most of the drama. And he likes it that way.
 * Clingy Jealous Guy: He does not like the people he's close to having important relationships that aren't with him.
 * Crossdresser: Wears a skirt and corset.
 * Dangerously-Short Skirt: It's said in Cherry Lipgloss to just barely cover his ass. The visibility-of-dick issue has been unmentioned so far.
 * Death Seeker: The self-destructiveness went into overdrive when the Nerd left.
 * The Ditz
 * Designated Monkey: No matter what verse, he can't win.
 * Driven to Suicide: Getting pimped out by Ask That Guy will do that...
 * Going Commando: And he does like his bending over.
 * Man Child
 * Manipulative Bastard: Knows his woobie status and enjoys using it to his advantage.
 * Never My Fault: Critic is slightly too into painting himself as the victim.
 * Puppy Dog Eyes: He's a master at manipulating people with these. Not even Ask That Guy can resist them and Jew Wario says they make him look like a moeblob.
 * Troubled but Cute
 * Zettai Ryouiki: Grade A. Even though the descriptions of his clothes went from "hot" to "trashy", his thigh-high boots are still prime Fetish Fuel. And he knows it.

Nostalgia Chick

 * Abusive Parents: While working as a hooker, she gets hurt by a guy who reminds her of her sexually abusive uncle.
 * Adult Child: Her rants usually involve Disney or some girly crap from her childhood.
 * Berserk Button: If the Critic gets himself into deep trouble or anyone else hurts him, she turns into a fireball of rage.
 * Bow Ties Are Cool: Subverted. It feels like it's strangling her whenever she wears it.
 * Brainy Brunette: Although it's started to get dulled from the drink.
 * Broken Bird
 * Character Development: Going from thinking Critic was just a shiny thing that would give her power and move up in her world to actually caring for him deeply.
 * Girlish Pigtails: She wanted to cut her hair, but Michaud wanted to keep it long.
 * Jerkass Facade: She only lets some scraps of kindness through to most people because she has a really hard time trusting them.
 * Lady Drunk: She's is an old-before-her-time example.
 * Love Martyr: For Nella. Still.
 * Mama Bear: You do not hurt the club girls.
 * Or Critic, as Penny found out. This didn't turn out well for anyone involved.
 * Tsundere: Sweet for the people she cares about, not so much for the people she doesn't.
 * "Well Done, Daughter" Girl: When she's nice to a club-girl (which is pretty rare), they're very happy.

Angry Video Game Nerd

 * Adult Child
 * Berserk Button: Don't insult his pens!
 * The Bus Came Back: Because the writer didn't want to be killed.
 * If It's You, It's Okay: Is straight...right up until he meets the Critic.
 * Like a Fish Takes to Water: He does pretty well dealing with the crazy.
 * Living Emotional Crutch: Critic is far happier with him around.
 * Odd Friendship: With the Chick.
 * Only Sane Man: Even though he's pulled into the club's darkness pretty quickly, he still manages to keep his sanity.
 * Nice Guy: Underneath all the Cluster F-Bomb-ing, the club-girls love him.
 * Damaged Man Seeks Good Man: And even though he won't admit it, Critic does too.

Linkara

 * Adorkable: Why Stacey has a crush on him.
 * Adult Child
 * Basement Dweller: Lives in his parents' basement where his drug-induced meltdowns can't be heard.
 * Big Eater: Comes with the territory.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: Like Benzaie, he enjoys being in the company of pretty girls. But on the other hand...
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome: He's still got it, just with much less hope of actually succeeding.
 * Jade-Colored Glasses: When we (and Spoony) first meet him (um, you know what I mean), he looks tougher and more world-weary than he actually is. When he's at the club, he's been beaten down both literally and metaphorically.
 * Knight in Sour Armor: He does bad things to survive and he doesn't have much hope, but he still tries so hard for the people he cares about.
 * Manipulative Bastard: He'll pretend to be much nicer and more adjusted/put upon to get more money.
 * Momma's Boy: In a nice way though.
 * Nice Hat
 * Non-Action Guy: Marz meets him by saving him from getting beaten to death.
 * Slave Collar: A red one.
 * Troubled but Cute

Spoony

 * Boisterous Bruiser: He likes getting drunk and getting into bar fights on the weekends.
 * Cannot Spit It Out: His love of and shyness toward Scarlett are what pretty much drives his part of the story.
 * Chivalrous Pervert: He's slightly boorish when it comes to sex, but he's a nice guy.
 * Drowning My Sorrows: It provides much entertainment to the club people.
 * Fetish: He has a major glasses kink, as well as one for long legs.
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Even in a fic where he's having a threesome with two male whores (Critic and Linkara) with Insano watching from the sidelines, he still can't resist saying he's all about the pussy.
 * Hope Spot: He creates a small website where he reviews stuff. You can guess what it's called.
 * Oblivious to Love: He doesn't seem to get that Scarlett likes him back.
 * Unkempt Beauty: Scarlett likes him "messy and delicious". As do we all.
 * Vitriolic Best Buds: While he and Insano have plenty of issues, theirs is one of the few relatively healthy relationships in the verse.

Dr. Insano

 * Adorkable
 * Badass Labcoat
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension: With his usual nurse.
 * Brilliant But Lazy: He could be doing a lot more with his life than blowing stuff up and mooching off Spoony.
 * Casanova Wannabe: He has Linkara and he's attractive, but he strikes out with everyone else.
 * Evil Is Hammy: Okay, he's not really evil, but he tries!
 * Friendly Enemy: With the Critic. They really don't like each other, but Insano is more than happy to watch him and Linkara fuck Spoony.
 * Large Ham
 * Mad Scientist
 * Ted Baxter
 * Your Answer to Everything: Any problem? Go to the club!

The Cinema Snob

 * Benevolent Boss: He treats Ma-Ti well.
 * The Confidant: Even though he might not particularly care, he still listens to Penny's rants and calms her down.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Fetish: For feet.
 * Only Sane Man: He sees right through the Critic's Stepford Smiler act and tells him to stop it.
 * Nice To The Hookers: He's commanding and rich, but a good guy.
 * Nightmare Fetishist: He has a liking for freaky stuff, making him fit in perfectly.
 * Self-Made Man
 * True Art Is Offensive: He still loves his crappy torture porn movies.

Film Brain

 * Adorkable: He has a crush on Donna and pretty much worships the Chick.
 * A Man Is Not a Virgin: Averted. His friends want him to get laid, but he doesn't care and would rather be a gentleman.
 * Badass Adorable: Did we mention he's adorable? 'Cos he is.
 * Break the Cutie: Starts out as the Nostalgia Chick's one ray of sunlight in the dark. Then things go downhill.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: He can hold his own in fights.
 * The Dulcinea Effect: So you meet a depressed hooker, talk to her for an hour and she upset-calls you a few days later. What do you do? Devote loads of your time looking after her of course.
 * Keet
 * I Will Protect Her
 * Moe: Until he gets broken.
 * Motor Mouth
 * Wide-Eyed Idealist: When Nella leaves after their confrontation, he's happy and hopeful that she'll come back.

MarzGurl

 * Badass: She meets Linkara by saving him from guys who were beating the shit out of him.
 * Broken Bird
 * Deadpan Snarker: Mostly with the Chick or when she's actually having a good time with Linkara.
 * Gentle Giant: Just, for the love of God, don't piss her off.
 * Genius Bruiser: She's smart and she likes her fighting.
 * Hot Chick in a Badass Suit
 * Hypocrisy Nod: Marz is more than aware of her still-remaining drug problems and how she comes down hard on Linkara for his.
 * Mama Bear: Like the other examples, hurt the people she's looking after and you'll be in a lot of pain.
 * Spank the Cutie: Her preferred way of punishing Linkara when he's naughty.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair

Angry Joe

 * Boisterous Bruiser
 * Determinator
 * Good Old Fisticuffs: He won't need much to kick your ass if you hurt someone he cares about.
 * Heroes Want Redheads
 * Knight in Shining Armor: As per the Wrong Genre Savvy-ness.
 * Large Ham: As ever.
 * Papa Wolf: As with Chick, if you hurt any of the club girls, you will very, very much regret it.
 * Worthy Opponent: He gains Michaud's respect for being able to stand up to him.
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: His problem is that he believes he's in a fairy tale. The Distressed Damsel doesn't usually still have to go off with other guys.
 * Wrong Genre Savvy: His problem is that he believes he's in a fairy tale. The Distressed Damsel doesn't usually still have to go off with other guys.

JewWario

 * The Bartender
 * Beta Couple: With Liz, at least for the moment. Their relationship is one of the rare few that is sweet and reasonably healthy.
 * The Confidant: Goes with the job description.
 * Cool Old Guy
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Involving baseball bats.
 * Kindhearted Cat Lover
 * Fish Out of Water: Although finally managing to fit in is a mixed blessing.
 * Only Sane Man: Sorry dear, the people you work with really don't like using the word "love".
 * Otaku: He's obsessed with Japanese stuff, although in an endearing way.
 * Self-Deprecation: He calls himself "a walking cliche".

Bennett The Sage

 * Always Someone Darker: Yep, still worse than Ask That Guy.
 * Bad Boss: Sure, Michaud is an ass, but at least he won't arrange his subordinates to disappear.
 * Complete Monster: He's the head of a human trafficking company and still manages to scare the living shit out of Ask That Guy.
 * Cute and Psycho: He looks suave and innocent on the outside, but he - as you can tell - is a monster on the inside.
 * Faux Affably Evil
 * Sharp-Dressed Man
 * Man of Wealth and Taste
 * Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
 * Unpersoning: Sage has the power to do this and apparently does it often. No wonder Ask That Guy is so scared of him.
 * Worthy Opponent: That Other Girl is the only one who has managed to impress him.

Ask That Guy

 * Bastard Boyfriend: As much as they crave each other, Critic would be better off without him.
 * Claustrophobia: He hates Sage's office because of this. It reminds him of home.
 * Clingy Jealous Guy: He tries his best to destroy any other relationship Critic has.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Critic sometimes has to bring him back down to earth.
 * Green-Eyed Monster: Kidnaps the Nerd, fucks up Critic's budding relationship with The Other Guy and imagines that the girls he sells on are the Chick because he loathes her with every fiber of his being. So yeah, he has a bad case of this.
 * Evil Is Petty
 * Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: He kinda pales in comparison to Sage and That Other Girl.
 * Kick the Dog: He delights in telling Critic that nice bartender in the bar he knows is the.
 * Jerkass Woobie: Don't get us wrong, he's still a crazy, nightmarish bastard, but he needs Critic as much as Critic needs him and he's in way over his head with Sage.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: When Critic is at the hospital and "doing well", Ask That Guy visits, they have an argument about money and bad things happen.
 * Papa Wolf: Hurt the Critic and Ask That Guy will break you.
 * The Sociopath: "Sometimes he worries about his twin's mildly deteriorating mental state, but whatever guilt he feels over his involvement in it usually passes within a minute or so. He always liked breaking his toys."
 * Tempting Fate: Sure sweetie, the boss of the cooperation you know nothing about will be a total pussy and Critic will be a trophy wife. Of course.
 * Thicker Than Water: He redeems the above Kick the Dog moment slightly by not ratting out The Other Guy as the one who had just set him on fire.

Benzaie

 * The Charmer
 * Chivalrous Pervert
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot: He's totally down with Donna making it up to the other girls.
 * Handsome Lech
 * Keet
 * Sad Clown: If he's homesick and missing Suede, the jokes and flirting will go way up.
 * Stepford Smiler: He's far less happier than he appears to be.
 * No Sparks: His relationship with Donna and Paw ends up making him snappish and uneasy.
 * Put on a Bus: But gets a Happily Ever After to make up for it.
 * Pretty Boy

Paw

 * The Alcoholic: He was in the past.
 * Closer to Earth: He's much more grounded than Donna.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: His backstory is much more sketchy than the others.
 * Don't You Dare Pity Me!: He pulled himself up on his own and doesn't want to need anyone.
 * Green-Eyed Monster: He's jealous of Benzaie for getting most of Donna's attention.
 * Headphones Equal Isolation: Being the DJ, he doesn't exactly interact with people as much as the others do.
 * Stoic Woobie: He doesn't complain to anyone when Donna completely loses it, but Liz sees that he's been crying.
 * My God, What Have I Done?: He did something bad and that got him to stop drinking.
 * The Quiet One: Just because he doesn't talk much doesn't mean he doesn't have anything to say.
 * Troll: A mild one. He'll play endless remixes of Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha etc. just to annoy the girls.

Elizabeth Samantha George (Liz)

 * Card Sharp: Play a game with her, and she will not hesitate to take your money.
 * Death Seeker: A more minor example than the Critic, but she still has that recurring dream of going beneath the ocean and leaving everything behind.
 * Hair of Gold: Subverted. She's nice, sweet and blonde but just as broken as the rest of them.
 * Hidden Depths: She has a book of Salvador Dali that she always brings to work.
 * Of Corsets Sexy
 * Nice Girl
 * Single Mom Stripper
 * Team Mom: What stops her from being a Mama Bear like the others is that she won't break your kneecaps if you hurt anyone she likes.
 * The Woobie: She was going to get married...
 * Yaoi Fangirl: She and Mary watch and enjoy Critic and Nerd go at it.

Stacey Anne Bloom

 * All Love Is Unrequited: Her feelings toward the Nerd.
 * This seems to be a regular thing with her. She also has a crush on Linkara, and it's been implied that she has a small crush on the Chick.
 * Beneath the Mask: She really hates her club persona. Most of the hookers do, but she in particular.
 * Brainy Brunette
 * Cute Bookworm: She wants to be a librarian.
 * Corrupt the Cutie: "She tries to take notes and winds up spending most of the class period staring at her professors, wondering what they'd sound like if they took her home at night, what they look like under their nicely-pressed pants and neatly-buttoned shirts. She watches their mouths as they talk and wonders how they'd taste."
 * Daddy's Girl
 * Establishing Character Moment: Coming out of her flirty, submissive club-girl shtick to run back to her card game and knock Linkara's hat off while she's doing it.
 * Jewish and Nerdy
 * Motor Mouth: When she's nervous.
 * Parental Obliviousness: Her parents think she pays for school by waiting tables. This is not the case.

Donna Cynthia Archer

 * Broken Bird: Not quite as much as the other women, but underneath the flirtation and the overly-sexy bravado she puts on there's this sense of vulnerability she's tried very hard to hide.
 * The Ditz: Not stupid, her favorite movie is Anne Of Green Gables, but rather flighty and oblivious.
 * Jerkass Woobie: She has a total breakdown when Benzaie leaves, but listens to barely anyone.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Probably the best examples from the OCs. She's nice, sympathetic and looks after Benzaie when he's homesick, but she is incredibly vain, doesn't treat Paw well at all, and has to put effort into liking a few of the club-girls.
 * Lack of Empathy: She does care about people, just... not as much as she should.
 * The Fashionista: As much as a hooker can afford to be anyway.
 * Mrs. Robinson: She's a good deal older than Film Brain - and already involved in another relationship - but this doesn't stop her from being flirtatious and affectionate with him.
 * Morality Pet: She really does like Film Brain.
 * Parent with New Paramour: Her Dad's new family is not something she wants to talk about.
 * Selective Obliviousness: Donna truly, honestly doesn't realize that she does tend to play favorites between Paw and Benzaie, nor any part of the effect it has on both of them.
 * Spoiled Sweet: She still likes the finer things in life.
 * The Tease: She enjoys her flirting.

Mary Jane Kelly

 * Can't Hold Her Liquor
 * Broken Bird
 * Guilty Pleasures: The "ice queen" loves Ke$ha and bad porn.
 * Ice Queen: The image she tries to project. However, thanks to Angry Joe, she is rapidly becoming a Defrosting Ice Queen.
 * Ill Girl
 * Legal Jailbait: She's eighteen, but can pass for sixteen if people are into that.
 * Meaningful Name: Shh, spoilers.
 * Strange Girl
 * Yaoi Fangirl: She and Liz watch and enjoy Critic and Nerd go at it.

Penny Rose Moore
An Expy from another That Guy With The Glasses fanfic, Penny suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder.
 * Broken Bird
 * Cassandra Truth: She can't get anyone to believe that it's not her hurting people.
 * Dye Hard: Penny has been dyeing her hair for so long and so often that she isn't exactly sure what her natural hair color is any more.
 * Happily-Failed Suicide: In a sense. Being saved by The Other Girl's usual victim (Critic) and Snob, as well as having our favorite Finevoice look after her in the hospital helps her regain some sanity.
 * Horrible Judge of Character: She does try to confront The Other Girl sometimes, but always falls back to getting used and manipulated.
 * Hysterical Woman: You can't really blame her.
 * Love Martyr: To be fair though, we're not sure you can leave your other psychotic personality.
 * Missing Time: Whenever The Other Girl takes over.
 * Strange Girl
 * Terrified of Germs: When she's having a panic attack especially.
 * Throw the Dog a Bone: Snob takes her out in his limo and treats her nice.
 * The Ophelia: She's cute, frequently in tears, loves Shakespeare and wanted to be an actress, tries to kill herself and oh yes, she's nuts. She even played Ophelia once.
 * The Woobie: The Other Girl tortures people while pretending to be her and if she's not hated, she's pitied for being such a complete mess. Give the poor woman a hug.
 * You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: It's implied that Other Girl comes out when she's angry at someone, like the Chick punishing her or Critic accidentally cracking her head against a mirror.

The Other Girl
Penny's other side. Has plans for the Nostalgia Duo.
 * Abusively Sexy Woman: Even though she's not meant this way for the audience, Sage certainly finds her ridiculously hot.
 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: "her appearances in Penny's childhood were sporadic and fun, little bursts of color in an otherwise gray world. She grew as Penny did, but where Penny turned kind and sweet, That Other Girl turned bitter and violent, vindictive and overly-protective of 'her Penny.'"
 * Blue Eyes: The icy kind.
 * Complete Monster: Has yet to be given anything remotely resembling a moral compass.
 * Depraved Bisexual: Shows great glee in manipulating Penny, torturing Critic, making the Chick suffer and preying on Linkara's Chronic Hero Syndrome.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: Yes dear, the Chick hurt Penny as punishment for what you did and has a part in making her life hell. But you really didn't have to stick needles in her skin.
 * False Friend
 * For the Evulz: Why is she obsessed with making the Critic hurt? For funsies, obviously.
 * Guy-On-Guy Is Hot: In a non-canon-but-still-important-for-character fic, she's delighted to make Critic give Sage a blowjob.
 * She's also looking forward to forcing Ask That Guy to join in when she and Sage fuck.
 * Magnificent Bitch: Despite everything, you've gotta give her this.
 * Manipulative Bitch
 * Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: What is she? A dream? A split personality? Something made up? Not of this world? She knows far more about people's issues than she should and things happen in the "dreams" that don't always make sense.
 * Nightmare Fetishist: She gets off to fap fantasies about snuffing the club people in horrible ways.
 * Not-So-Imaginary Friend: When she and Penny were kids.
 * Would Hurt a Child: Liz's child, to be exact. Just to see how much it would destroy her.

Lucille Désirée Abrams (Lucy)

 * Boisterous Bruiser
 * Cool Big Sis: She looked after her little brother and little sister, and has Stacey's back in just about everything.
 * Embarrassing First Name: Lucille, for Lucille Ball.
 * Embarrassing Middle Name: Désirée, also for Lucille Ball. (It is a theme in Lucy's family that she and her siblings are named after actors and characters from classic movies. When her mother disappoints her for the last time, Lucy
 * Embarrassing Nickname: Subverted. When she was younger she was called "Scooter Pie" and she found it affectionate.
 * Fiery Redhead
 * Hard-Drinking Party Girl: She likes her drink a lot, but she's not quite at the Chick's level.
 * Lad-ette
 * Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Has aspects of this whenever she's in a good mood.
 * Nerds Are Sexy: She has a big thing for Y.
 * Parental Issues: Her mom had a big midlife crisis and left the family when she was a preteen. Years later, she joins the club.

Mike Michaud

 * Adaptational Badass: In universe, Michaud's voice is sharp and sardonic and deep. In real life, he has a lisp.
 * Bad Boss: Both played straight and averted; he treats the girls horribly but, when push comes to shove, he really does care about them.
 * Bald of Awesome
 * Blatant Lies: Sure, Michaud, of course you don't care about anyone.
 * Cock Fight: With Critic. It makes everyone else extremely uncomfortable.
 * Friend to All Children: Liz's kid makes him show off his "heart of gold" side.
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold: In a nutshell.
 * I Love You Because I Can't Control You: Probably the main reason why he lets the Chick get away with so much.
 * Morality Pet: He has a soft spot for both Chick and Ellis. Liz too.
 * Unequal Pairing: Although Chick worked her way up, most of his pairings are this.

Mike Ellis

 * Awesomeness By Analysis: As the bartender, he hears a lot of things.
 * Catch Phrase: "It's bad for business."
 * The Bartender: While the other characters all take their turns behind the bar, it's still widely considered Ellis' domain, as it were.
 * Benevolent Boss: Still an ass, but much nicer than Michaud.
 * Disappeared Dad: Has a daughter that he still rarely sees.
 * Heroes Want Redheads: Lucy is his favorite girl and not just because they fuck sometimes.
 * Morality Chain: For Michaud.
 * The Omniscient: He knows practically everything about everyone.
 * Only Sane Employee: Starts out as this. He's been having trouble with it recently.
 * Team Dad: Firm as hell, but doesn't want anyone to get hurt.

Nella

 * Break the Cutie: She was the Adorkable Adult Child we all know and love at some point (and it does still exist somewhere deep down)... but drink, dealing with the Chick and the crappiness of their life made her much harder.
 * Broken Bird
 * Despair Event Horizon: She has clearly crossed it in "take me back to that red mouth".
 * Kick the Dog: Sending the Chick out to whore herself out... on cold nights and locking the door behind her so she can't get back in.
 * Mama Bear: As fucked up as it is, you mess with the Chick and Nella will FIND you.
 * Pet the Dog: When Chick comes home crying because she got assaulted, Nella looks after her, doesn't care about the lack of money for once and brings out the My Little Ponies.
 * Stalker with a Crush: She a few aspects of this for the Chick once she leaves her. Popping in every once in a while is great, but the person usually has to know about it.
 * Sympathy for the Devil: Okay, calling her the devil might be harsh even if you're a rabid Chick fan, but seeing her break down to Film Brain about why she had to leave makes you feel for her.
 * Weapon of Choice: You can do wonderful things with a crowbar and hammer apparently.
 * Why Did You Make Me Hit You?: She went into hysterical tears after she hit Chick one time. (Could overlap with My God, What Have I Done?)

The Other Guy

 * Abusive Parents
 * Beware the Nice Ones: He might kill you with fire.
 * Big Brother Bully: What he tended to be in his childhood.
 * Big Brother Instinct: He has one for some of his customers. When they call him on that, he's not really amused.
 * Creepy Child: On the verge of sociopathy during his childhood. He got better.
 * Heroic BSOD: He tends to return to his past creepiness when he remembers his family. When he actually meets them, things get worse.
 * Hidden Depths: He's a nice guy who tries to help. He has also a troubling childhood
 * I Got Better: He used to be on the verge of psychosis, now he's a well adjusted bartender. Most of the time.
 * Tranquil Fury: He used to be really violent, but not really expansive. Now he's a normal guy,
 * The Bartender: In spades.
 * The Bartender: In spades.

MikeJ

 * Angst? What Angst?: His uncle was sexually abusive, he had an incestuous relationship with his sister and his parents were freaked out by it: he's now away from his home and he's working as a hooker. Does he care about it? Not at all.
 * Brother-Sister Incest
 * Crazy Cultural Comparison: He would sometimes do this: the Other Guy just thinks he's lying.
 * Deadpan Snarker: What? He's British.
 * Jade-Colored Glasses: He doesn't quite care about the others: in his own words, a hooker has always a reason to be upset.
 * Lack of Empathy: He's cheerful and funny, but if you're asking him a word of advice you should think better.
 * Lovable Sex Maniac: There's a reason why he's a hooker.
 * Psychopathic Manchild: He's way too happy with his life.
 * Spot of Tea
 * Stiff Upper Lip: He does look cheerful, but the truth is that he's quite the unflappable British man.

Ashens

 * Beware the Nice Ones: He's a lovely man that can basically read your mind and, when he's in a bad mood, he enjoys destroying souls.
 * Quintessential British Gentleman: He's basically this, if not for the fact that he's a major geek.
 * Not That Kind of Doctor: Larry refers to him as 'Doctor', but he's a doctor in Psychology.

Phelous

 * The Cynic: He knows how the world works, and finds it difficult to see a happy outcome for a certain character.

Y Ruler of Time

 * Friends with Benefits: What he has with Lucy for a while.
 * Inferiority Superiority Complex: Thinking he's better than everyone else is the only way he copes.


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