Stop Helping Me!/Quotes

"WE ARE HELPING! WE ARE HELPING!"

- Dumbed-down binomes, Re Boot

"Uh oh, everything's working fine, better call in the military!"

- Gordon Freeman, Freemans Mind

"Like one who takes away a garment on a cold day, or like vinegar poured on soda, is one who sings songs to a heavy heart."

- The Bible, Proverbs 25:20

"I have heard many things like these; miserable comforters are you all! Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? I could also speak like you, if you were in my place; I could make fine speeches against you and shake my head at you."

- Job, The Bible, Job 16:2-4

""HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!""

- Navi, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

""SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!""

- Link, "There Will Be Brawl."

"Church: "Caboose, Help Agent South!" Caboose: "OK" *Shoots Agent South*"

- Red vs. Blue

"Zeetha: Are you sure they're trying to help? Gil: It's my fault, really. I make it look easy."

- Girl Genius

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.""

- Ronald Reagan

"Wallace: Scott! Scott (while fighting): What? Wallace: Watch out! It's that one guy! Scott: Okay, thank you, Wallace."

- Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

"Harry: "Just promise me one thing, Dobby." Dobby: "Anything, Harry Potter!" Harry: "Never try to save my life again.""

- Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

""You just got Mario sucked into a black hole, a gateway to the dark void between realities, where he will be tortured forever. That is not helping. That is the opposite of helping.""

- Critical Miss