I Am Not Shazam/Quotes

""Lisa cannot decide which is more embarrassing: Bart shooting popcorn out of his nose at screen/Homer loudly asking which character is Pride and which one is Prejudice.""

- The Lisa Simpson Book

""Cool! This is the part where Jaws eats the boat!"

"This is where Die Hard jumps through the window!"

"This is where Wall Street gets arrested!""

- Bart Simpson.

""Now, a lot of you are [probably] asking, Link, if your games are all about you, why are they all called 'Zelda'? Well, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this... I have no backbone.""

- Link, Zelda Comic

""Hello my name is Twilight and I am a Dracula.""

- This guy

""The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think... oh by the way, which one's Pink?""

- Pink Floyd, "Have A Cigar"

"Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!"

- Smosh, The Legend of Zelda Rap