Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3/E21 Graduation Day Part 1/Quotes

"[Faith pulls a knife.] "Put that away! I'll scream!" "Who wouldn't?""

- Lester and Faith

""Guess who our commencement speaker is?" "Siegfried?" "No." "Roy?" "No." "One of the tigers?" "Come out of the fantasy, Will.""

- Xander and Willow

""The several races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction." Oh, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together." "You never get even a little tired of hearing yourself speak, do you?" [to Giles] "That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.""

- Wilkins and Buffy

""I think we could be dead in two days and you're being Ironic Detachment Guy." "Would it help you if I panic?" "Yes! It'd be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis. And everything's really scary now, you know? And I don't know what's going to happen. A-a-and there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after high school, and I was really looking forward to doing them, and now we're probably just going to die, and I'd like to feel that maybe you would--" [Oz kisses her.] "What are you doing?" "Panicking.""

- Willow and Oz

""Anything in there that connects him to the mayor?" "I looked through it, but the only thing I understood were the commas.""

- Angel and Buffy on examining Lester's papers

""I'm just glad Faith is such a suck shot." "We're sure it was her?" "Well, I've narrowed down my list of one suspect.""

- Buffy and Giles

""When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit." "Welcome to the world of romance." "It's horrible! No wonder I used to get so much work.""

- Anya and Xander

""Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes."

"You told me I was just like you. That I was holding it in."

"Ready to cut loose?"

"Try me."

"Okay then. Give us a kiss.""

- Faith and Buffy