Discworld (video game)/Quotes

"Rincewind: As far as leaders go the only reason I'd follow him into battle, is out of curiosity."

"Dibbler: Dragon Detector sir? Rincewind: How does it work? Dibbler: When the end bursts into flames you've found your dragon, 1 shilling. I'm cutting me own throut."

"Rincewind: Hands off my pixels."

"Bursur: We have wisdom and you do not. For instance. This is the action of a clever man (throws a paper plane to Rincewind) Rincewind: What's so clever about writing down the word monkey? (librarian does the tarzan and hits Rincewind) Bursur: Wisdom, my lad, is never cheap. Rincewind: Well I didn't know you were selling it by the pound. (comical drum roll)"

"Chucky the Jester: Oh a visitor. Puppet: Oh Chucky Chucky Chucky!!!"