Unshelved

Unshelved is a daily webcomic about the staff of the fictional Mallville Public Library. The main character is the comic book-loving, "determinedly ironic," lazy Young Adult Librarian, Dewey, who always has a snarky rejoinder for every clueless patron. Other important characters include Mel the office supplies obsessed manager, Colleen the aging computer-illiterate, Tamara the ever-cheery children's librarian, Ned the nudist lawyer, Merv the twelve-year-old delinquent and Buddy the page, who is never seen outside of his beaver (formerly woodchuck) suit.

The comics are gag-a-day or short story arcs, and are quite realistic. In fact the author (librarian in real life) claims that the stranger the stories are, the more likely they are to be based on actual events. Allegedly, every single librarian in the world reads it, and so does half of the circulation staff.

The webcomic started in February 2002, originally under the title Overdue. It became Unshelved in 2003 following a trademark issue, leading to the readers voting on the new name. On Fridays (originally Sundays starting in December 2005), the strip becomes The Unshelved Book Club, wherein one of the characters reviews a (real) book; readers were invited to suggest books for review. The comic wound up in 2016, and is now in reruns.

Reasonably enough for a comic about librarians, Unshelved has been archived by the Library of Congress.

"Mel: People don't like it when you're right all the time. Dewey: If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right. Nah, I still want to be right."
 * Bilingual Bonus: Okay, technically Braille is an alphabet and not a language, but same idea.
 * Brown Note: Dewey develops book talks that have this effect, making people faint, break out in rashes, speak Urdu, and so on.
 * Busman's Holiday: Dewey spends his day off reading.
 * Compressed Vice: The storyline about Colleen "quitting smoking"; it's eventually subverted when we learn that she actually quit years ago.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Dewey and his boss.

"Dewey: I wish he would just go away! Tamara: Buddy's been kidnapped! Dewey: Mira Sorvino! I wish for a date with Mira Sorvino!"
 * Digital Piracy Is Evil: At one point Dewey has to scour library computers for pirated media, revealing most of the cast has used staff computers to engage in piracy (mostly just music downloads). Mel's satisfaction after the scouring is shortly marred by patrons talking about borrowing CDs to rip their contents or other forms of offline piracy indirectly enabled by the library's collection and services. However, whenever a patron directly asks for help in pirating stuff even Dewey takes a hard stance against it - if only to save the library from official trouble.
 * Fight Clubbing: Parodied with Book Club.
 * Geeky Turn On: Here.
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?: Averted. Mel's homosexuality is only mentioned offhand in the 11/2/2011 strip, which is the first time we've heard of it.
 * Actually it is mentioned in passing in this strip
 * It's also stated more explicitly in this strip
 * She's also mentioned a messy divorce in her past, which may make this either Bi the Way, or she was once very closeted. We really don't know much at all about Mel's personal life.
 * Intoxication Ensues: What happens when Dewey mixes muscle relaxants with painkillers.
 * Is That What They're Calling It Now?: "'Compared notes'?" "That's not what we called it my day."
 * Literal Metaphor: One patron's girlfriend wants to close the book on their relationship.
 * Naked People Are Funny: One minor character is a nudist lawyer who spends all day at the library arguing about his First Amendment rights.
 * Noodle Incident: The chess club.
 * Overly Narrow Superlative: The best vegan root beer float ever.
 * Peek-a-Bangs: An unnamed regular.
 * Poorly-Disguised Pilot: Not Invented Here was launched from Unshelved in 2009.
 * Porn Stache: This strip.
 * Prank Injuries: This strip.
 * Red Shirt: Referenced in this strip.
 * Retroactive Wish: In this comic, Dewey is irritated by the library mascot Buddy the Book Beaver:


 * Ridiculous Procrastinator: There's a procrastination storyline.
 * Safe Word: Used in this strip (involving yoga).
 * Screw Politeness, I'm A Senior!: Dewey's grandma.
 * Slice of Life
 * Sunday Strip: The Unshelved Book Club.
 * Suspiciously Specific Denial: One featuring the Mouthy Kid and a short arc about a wet chair.
 * Tempting Fate: Dewey invokes this here. ("It was a boring week...").
 * Token Minority: Dewey is a male librarian. It's lampshaded for laughs on a few occasions.
 * Webcomics Long Runners: Over 2000 strips.
 * Weird Trade Union: Buddy is a member of Funny Animal Workers 505. "You should see our main office in Orlando!"