Freud Was Right/Quotes

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

- Quote commonly credited to Sigmund Freud

"Yeah, well sometimes it's a big brown dick!"

- George Carlin

"It's a SPACE NIPPLE!"

- Yahtzee shows how to invoke this trope on Unskippable, Star Ocean the Last Hope.

""No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?""

- Zebediah Carter, The Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein

"Simplified.

Everything's either

concave or -vex,

so whatever you dream

will be something with sex."

- Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein

"Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow.

Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants"

- The Last Days of Foxhound, after finding a giant tower inside Liquid Snake's mind

"If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!

If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side;

And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!"

- Anonymous

"Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!"

- The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.

"Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!"

- The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.

"Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?"

- Marceline, Adventure Time

"This movie is 70% phallic symbol."

- Oancitizen