Meatballs/Funny

"Interviewer: Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week. Tripper: Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasser Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them. Interviewer: That's amazing! Tripper: And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve. Interviewer: Are you sure the children can hack that? Tripper: We'll see. But, the real excitement, of course, is gonna come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2,000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.
 * Tripper sneaks over to the buses for Camp Mohawk, the rich-kids' camp, and tricks a reporter into thinking he represents Camp Mohawk.

Interviewer: That's incredible.

Tripper: What'd you expect for $1,000 a week?"