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"Red: Do you know what today is?
 * Complete Monster: Ted and the female cop.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome / Heartwarming / Funny: Dale carries the unconscious body of his new best friend Saul from a burning building which is soon to explode. With no pants on.
 * Funny Aneurysm Moment:

Saul: Tuesday.

Red: This is my cat's birthday today.

Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?

Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?"


 * Hilarious in Hindsight: Amber Heard being shocked that someone would called her lesbian.
 * Ho Yay: "I'm gonna save you man!"
 * Squick: Dale trying to put part of his ear back on after getting a piece of it shot off by a gun.
 * This Is Your Premise On Drugs: Hot Fuzz on pot.
 * Villain Decay: Matheson indicated numerous times that Budlofsky is getting soft.