El Cafe Du Watchog/Characters

Caleb
The owner of the cafe.


 * Badass Normal: No special abilities to speak of, but that doesn't stop him from staring down an elder god and winning.
 * Elemental Powers
 * Non-Elemental
 * Soul Power: Knows Confuse Ray
 * No Man Should Have This Power: Caleb says this concerning Arceus' plates, which have the potential to give one the powers of a god.
 * Only Sane Man: Very frequently this in all the insanity that goes on in the coffee shop.

Trixie Richards

 * Official Couple: With Zekiel.
 * Perky Goth
 * Psychic Powers

Stardust the Mawile
A waitress at the café and friend of Deoxys.


 * Cute Monster Girl
 * Elemental Powers:
 * Extra Ore Dinary: Is a Steel-type.

Lei the Raichu
Being an Electric-type, Lei often supplies power for the shop. She lives in the walls, which allows her to overhear anything and everything that goes on in the shop.


 * The Matchmaker
 * Mundane Utility: How she uses her powers.
 * Plucky Girl
 * Shock and Awe: An Electric-type.

Silver
An angry little soul, Silver is rude, cruel, and bad-tempered. But once you get past that, he's really just a troubled child with anger issues. Lots of them. He also makes great limeade.


 * Blood From the Mouth: Pre-death.
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady
 * Heroic Sacrifice
 * Tear Jerker: A few people actually cried during his death.
 * In the Back: How he was killed.
 * Killed Off for Real
 * My God, What Have I Done?: After watching Maddie get tortured, Silver goes through this.
 * Parental Abandonment
 * The Power of Hate: It's what makes his limeade so good.
 * Reverse Mole: He infiltrated Team Rocket and poisoned it from the inside.
 * Snark Knight
 * Tsundere
 * What the Hell, Hero?: Maddie confronting Silver at the shop.

Ariana
Silver's mother and one tough bitch. She's known to be heartless, manipulative, and competitive.


 * The Baroness
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Armed only with a baton, a Vileplume, and a Murkrow, she proceeded to beat Cyrus's ribs to a pulp. Need I remind you that Cyrus was a near-god at the time? Sure, she went down, but she won Silver enough time to take over Rocket. Silver would have failed if not for her intervention.
 * Dark Action Girl
 * Dying Alone
 * Tear Jerker: At the end, she realized that she could have had a family with Silver and Mars and Giovanni, and she regretted putting Rocket before then. But at that point it was too late.
 * Evil Matriarch
 * Evil Redhead
 * Hot Mom: 51 and Shelley agree.
 * Killed Off for Real

Proton

 * Ambiguously Gay: He neither confirmed nor denied accusations of sleeping with Archer, and he was remarkably flamboyant, though his sexuality has never been confirmed.

Archie

 * Berserk Button: Maxie, usually.
 * Eyepatch of Power
 * Eye Scream: Tabitha takes out Archie's eye with a knife.

Shelley
One of the Aqua Scientists and a former Field Commander. She built the Aqua submarines.


 * Complete Monster: She blew up Skyarrow Bridge and didn't flinch in the slightest. And when Archie began destroying Castelia, she was the only admin to remain loyal; the destruction didn't faze her in the slightest.
 * Evil Redhead
 * The Scapegoat: Archie used Jirachi to pin the blame on her for the destruction of Castelia. As far as the majority of the cast knows, Shelley did everything.
 * Spell My Name With An E: Shelly is her canon name, though her name is spelled Shelley in every thread she appears.
 * The Stoic: She takes pride in her ability to under-react to things.
 * Straight Gay
 * Word of God: Shelley never got involved with anyone. Any knowledge about her sexuality was revealed by her creator.
 * Wrench Wench: Shelley built the submarines and many of the machines that Aqua used.

Aqua Grunt April
Generic Grunt #67. Served under Vasili before he defected.


 * Capulet Counterpart: She's Aqua, Mack's Magma.
 * Honey Trap: She uses a casual fling as a ruse to milk Mack for info on Magma International.

Maxie

 * Affably Evil: Provided that you aren't Archie or a Rocket, Maxie can be perfectly pleasant to be around. He even held a polite conversation with Steven while scheming ways to bring Devon Corp to the ground.
 * Berserk Button: There are two ways to set him off. You can hurt one of his admins, or you can be Archie.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: He has used Don Alvisio's mafia to acquire information on Silph and Devon that he shouldn't have and he's taken out people who are a threat to his position. That's reason enough to believe he's not as innocent as he seems.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Don't count on seeing Magma International blow up any cities any time soon. Maxie's always been one for avoiding unnecessary death.
 * Evil Ginger
 * Lawful Evil: A mixture of Type 1 and Type 2.
 * Papa Wolf: At first, Maxie ignored Aqua's schemes, but when he even heard the possibility of one of his admins being hurt, he called out the war drums.

Courtney

 * Violently Protective Girlfriend: Mess with Tabitha while she's around. I dare you.

Tabitha (sort of)

 * The Starscream: Up until Maxie fired him, that is.

Magma Grunt Felix
This kid has a Flareon. Who uses that?

Desmond Jules

 * Embarrassing Nickname: Mack and April have affectionately nicknamed him Spray-Tan.
 * Only Sane Man: Potentially the only one in all of Magma International.

Cyrus

 * A God Am I
 * Asexuality
 * Silly Rabbit, Romance Is for Kids: Cyrus doesn't believe in relationships, and constantly tells Mars to stop her romantic advances towards him
 * The Stoic
 * Utopia Justifies the Means: Cyrus wants to create a world without strife and will stop at pretty much nothing to achieve it, including kidnapping, killing, and rather morally questionable experimentation.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist: Cyrus truly believes that he his doing the right thing by becoming God and re-creating the planet.

Mars

 * Black Sheep: Implied.
 * Evil Redhead

N General
The King of Team Plasma. May be one of twelve personalities.


 * Bi the Way
 * The Evil Prince

Ghetsis

 * Abusive Parents
 * Cloudcuckoolander

Plasma Grunt Lexine

 * Ascended Extra: Lexine was supposed to be cannon fodder for Nexus, but Turner and Gazriel had other things to say. She was supposed to vanish after that thread, but later became an integral part of the Plasma cast. And being the point of a love triangle and a potential admin candidate, it's unlikely that she'll be vanishing any time soon.
 * Fingore: During her first appearance, Nexus had cut off three of her fingers on her right hand. He later stepped on the hand. Her cry of pain was what prompted Turner and Gazriel to intervene.

Three-Legs the Espeon

 * All a Part of The Job
 * The Chains of Commanding: The reason Three-Legs never got a prosthetic limb was so his amputation would remind him of how trying to play heroes nearly killed his family -- and actually did kill Lucario.
 * Consummate Professional
 * Handicapped Badass: True to his alias, he only has three legs.
 * Honor Before Reason: The Thieves' Code. He even follows it when the Don threatens Isadora and Lenny.

Lucario

 * Back From the Dead: Revived using fragments of Lenny and Isadora's souls.
 * The Quiet One
 * Scarily Competent Tracker: He used aura-tracking to find Archie, the Red/Blue Orbs, and Regigigas, even though they had already escaped to the desert.
 * Smoking Is Cool

Lenny Petals the Scrafty

 * Butch Lesbian: Borderline case. While she is somewhat feminine, she's far less so than her girlfriend.
 * Casting a Shadow: A Dark-type.
 * Dance Battler: Knows Dragon Dance.
 * Do Not Call Me Zuzu
 * Kick Chick: Does not throw punches.
 * Official Couple: With Isadora.
 * Smoking Is Cool: Not to the extent of Lucario, but the two can usually be seen bumming a smoke from each other.

Isadora the Mienshao

 * Bi the Way
 * Classy Cat Burglar: Arguably the most "high-class" of the thieves, and her motive for becoming a thief was the thrill of it, not the money.
 * Lady of War
 * Official Couple (With Lenny)

Zoroark

 * Annoying Laugh
 * Combat Pragmatist
 * Ensemble Darkhorse
 * Fan Nickname: Zorotroll.
 * Friend to All Children: (but only secretly.)
 * Lovable Rogue
 * Nice Job Breaking Him, Hero: In an attempt to be heroic, Everett wiped Zoroark's memory. When asked to fix him, Everett's mucking around only made Zoroark more unstable than ever. The result? The loopy, strange, and utterly maniacal Zorotroll we know and love.
 * Troll

Aaron
A member of the Sinnoh Elite Four. Not much is different from his in-game counterpart, other than being bisexual.


 * Big Creepy Crawlies
 * Have I Mentioned I am Bi Today?

Steven Stone (Kiaste)
The God of Space, by total accident. He's a recovering womanizer who never quite grew up, roped with a clingy boyfriend and a messload of problems he doesn't know how to handle. Add to the fact that he's stubborn as hell and lets his gut do all his talking, and we've got a recipe for disaster.


 * Ax Crazy: After he snaps from the pressure of too much in a short interval, this happens.
 * Back From the Dead: Twice.
 * Being Good Sucks: This is his revelation after his big attempt to be good.
 * The Casanova
 * Deity of Human Origin
 * Jerkass: And how.
 * Ladykiller in Love: For Wallace, of all people.
 * Love Makes You Crazy
 * Millionaire Playboy
 * Sharp-Dressed Man
 * What the Hell, Hero?: Both Wallace and Shaye do this on several occasions. It later ends up backfiring horribly for the both of them.
 * White-Haired Pretty Boy

Wallace

 * Camp Gay
 * The Dandy
 * Making a Splash
 * Princess Curls

Arceus
The god of the Pokemon world, though not the best at it. He is prone to wild mood swings, which often leave people in the crossfire.


 * The Alcoholic
 * God Is Evil: Well, Ambiguously Evil.
 * Mister Seahorse: Giratina impregnates him.

Giratina
Arceus's demonic wife and Goddess of the Distortion World, Giratina is cold and distant. It's hard to tell when she's serious or not. I guess eternal imprisonment in the Distortion World does some damage, huh?


 * Ambiguously Evil
 * Broken Bird: Shows hints of this.
 * Eldritch Abomination: Cyrus refers to her as such.
 * Hot As Hell: Apparently Collum believes this.
 * Satan: Or at least a rough equivalent
 * The Stoic: She only smiles when she's giving out curses. And even then, not always.
 * Sugar and Ice Personality

Magikarp the God of Cockblocking

 * Making a Splash
 * No Sell

Palkia

 * Death By Sex: Explodes in the middle of sex with Ramen.

Don Alvisio the Honchkrow
The crime lord of Nimbasa who moonlights as a museum curator. Despite being a pokemon, his syndicate is one of the most feared in the underworld.


 * Ambiguously Evil
 * Chessmaster: Became this in a bid for the plates. Three-Legs attempted to play Chessmaster right back at him. The Don showed why it was a bad idea.
 * The Don: It's in his name, duh.
 * Evil Parents Want Good Kids: Does not want his son to be a part of his crime syndicate.
 * The Nicknamer: Has given unusual nicknames to people. For example, he calls Caleb "Mr. Magoo", and Giovanni "Jojo".
 * Shoot the Dog: What he had to do to Jack when the ??? Plate corrupted him.
 * True Neutral: If he ever seems altruistic, you can usually be sure it's of some benefit to him.
 * Villain With Good Publicity: To the public eye, he's Donald Alvin, a museum curator and philanthropist. His actual criminal identity is known to few.

Tabanna the Audino
A soft-spoken Audino who's mistrustful towards humans. She's often beat up because of her species giving so much Experience Points.


 * Beware the Nice Ones
 * Butt Monkey
 * The Chew Toy
 * Corrupt the Cutie: What the Dread Plate does to her.
 * Hollywood Pudgy
 * Non-Elemental
 * Shrinking Violet

Oshawott

 * Making a Splash
 * Nice Guy
 * Official Couple: With Snivy.
 * Troll: Archie being his prime target.

Snivy

 * Green Thumb
 * Official Couple: With Oshawott.
 * Put On a Bus: She usually isn't seen or mentioned much unless the plot calls for it.

Turner Kimande the Vigoroth
Turner is a psychiatrist with human hands. He's rather easy-going and not judgmental.


 * Elemental Powers
 * Non-Elemental
 * Official Couple and Happily Married: With Miri.

Miri Kimande/Niederactus the Maractus

 * Green Thumb

Gordy the Pignite
Kaleb's Pignite, formerly a Tepig. He's a rather bouncy and loyal (if a littlw slow) individual. He loves to battle.


 * Doting Parent: He spoils Luca and always tries to justify her attacks.
 * Elemental Powers
 * Playing With Fire: Primary type is Fire.
 * Bare-Fisted Monk: Secondary type is Fighting.
 * Good Is Dumb
 * Keet

Cupcake the Larvesta
Larvesta (nicknamed Cupcake by Gordy) was the beleagered partner and long-time friend of Gordy. She is a powerful battler, but is often stuck using her time to babysit Gordy.


 * Parental Abandonment: They died before she was born.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Elemental Powers:
 * Playing With Fire
 * Big Creepy Crawlies
 * The Power of the Sun: Knows Solarbeam.
 * Shock and Awe: Knows Wild Charge.
 * Hypercompetent Sidekick
 * Memento MacGuffin: Her jewel.
 * Mysterious Past
 * Only Sane Man

Jason Greene the Grovyle

 * Nice Guy
 * Green Thumb
 * Official Couple: With Celia.

Celia Catscratch the Meowth

 * Intrepid Reporter
 * Non-Elemental
 * Official Couple: With Jason

Klepto the Feraligatr

 * Making a Splash

Zekiel the Bisharp

 * Official Couple: With Trixie.

Frankie the Furret
A very young Furret who randomly drops by the shop. He has a rather tragic past, but doesn't fully understand the implications.


 * Cheerful Child
 * Dark and Troubled Past: From his backstory, it's implied his brother died and his parents blame him for it.
 * Non-Elemental
 * Parental Abandonment
 * The Pollyanna

Dr. Zan Goose the Zangoose
A Zangoose with rather unfortunate luck with romance, weight, friendship, and life in general. He was briefly fired and worked as a cameraman when a video of his drunken escapades went viral.


 * Butt Monkey
 * Berserk Button: Teasing him about his weight.
 * The Chew Toy
 * Cuteness Proximity
 * Easily Forgiven: Turner forgives Zan for leaving him at the Sandstorm casino.
 * Flanderization: His sexuality, misfortune, and weight have been exaggerated.
 * Hollywood Pudgy
 * The Medic
 * The Stoic: Originally.
 * Throw the Dog A Bone: Is dating Miki.

Luna the Umbreon
She is Hector's pet and main Pokemon. She escaped from a lab as an Eevee before being rescured by her current owner. She remains polite and calm around people.


 * Casting a Shadow

Emolga

 * Shock and Awe
 * Wind From Beneath My Wings

Genna Mildred Loraine Sect the Genesect

 * Big Creepy Crawlies
 * Extra Ore Dinary

Luca the Seviper
Gordy's child, mother unknown. She has a tendency to attack others.


 * Enfant Terrible
 * Enemy to All Living Things
 * Even Bad Mon Love Their Mamas: Her motivation is to bring her real mom and Gordy together.
 * Missing Mom
 * Obviously Evil
 * Poisonous Person
 * Punch Clock Villain: Outside of her plans, she's rather calm and good-natured.
 * Self-Made Orphan: Originally tried to eat both Gordy and Larvesta.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist: Planned on murdering Jason, Celia, and Cupcake, then having her father thrown in jail so he could reunite with her mom.

Jeremy the Gallade
A well-meaning hitman. His past is shrouded in mystery.


 * Elemental Powers
 * Bare-Fisted Monk: Is Part fighting and knows Brick Break
 * Spirit Powers: Knows Shadow Sneak
 * Psychic Powers
 * Playing With Fire: Knows Will-O-Wisp
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?: Supposedly he's had a ton of women. However, the only girl he's ever slept with that wasn't played by his player, was Vladimira. And Vladimira wore the pants in that one-night stand.
 * The Hitman Who Doesn't Do Anything: All of his work is implied. He even claimed to have killed Archer, though Archer was shown to be alive and well once the Rocket arc kicked off.

Doctor Rick Monarchs the Luxray
A Physician that often visits the shop.


 * The Medic
 * Sorry, Ociffer...: Rick gets drunk at Sandstorm, and accuses Luxray!Jessica of "brolice prutality"

Trapunny the Lopunny

 * Ascended Extra
 * Dogged Nice Guy: For Jeremy.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him

Vladimira Gardevetrix
Sexy, alluring, and dangerous, Vladimira is a fakemon that occasionally frequents the shop.


 * Dark And Mysterious Past: She comes from the Amber Ridge and is more emotionally scarred than she seems.
 * Fetish Fuel: The entire Gardevetrix line is designed to tease, and Vladimira, displaying many prominent dominatrix tendencies, is especially proof of this.

Shade Grimclaw
Known to some as Rhonda Eldridge, Shade is a Zoroark warrior that takes her combat very seriously.


 * Awesome McCoolname: Shade Grimclaw.
 * Cool Old Lady
 * Dropped A Bridget On Them: Shade was thought to be male.
 * Shout-Out: The entire character is a throwback to Karel, of Fire Emblem 7.

Dr. Hector Hunt

 * Complete Monster: Crosses the Moral Event Horizon pretty early by killing Eevees in an attempt to create a ghost-type eeveelution. It snowballs from there.
 * Evilutionary Biologist
 * For Science!: His whole motivation for everything he does.
 * Mad Scientist

Alex
Before Proton joined Team Rocket, he was Alex, a kid on the streets just trying to make a life for himself in the only way he knew how. Granted, the fact that Team Rocket no longer exists will change the direction Alex will take.


 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Rape As Backstory
 * The Woobie: From Wallace's perspective, at least.

Cyrus - Reveri
In another universe nicknamed "Reveri", there is a version of Cyrus who struggles to make a living as a porn actor, and has started Galactic as an organization to save the world, Wailords and all.


 * Drowning My Sorrows: Alt!Cyrus constantly goes to bars and gets drunk after work to attempt to make up for the fact that he's poor and isn't doing as well as he wants in life.
 * Butt Monkey: Alt!Cyrus is always getting kicked around, be it by Alt!Mars, Archer, or whoever else is present.

Saturn - Altora
With a robotic arm and zero sense of humor, Saturn's got a few chips on his shoulder, and not just from the wear-and-tear of daily activities. Unlike the Normal Universe Saturn, this Saturn is played by someone else, and hasn't any real reason to turn against Cyrus. Not yet, at least.


 * Dark and Troubled Past: Obviously. He's only got one eye and one arm.
 * Defector From Decadence
 * The Heretic
 * Perpetual Frowner
 * Servile Snarker: He'll work for Cyrus, but he won't work quietly.

Silver
Silver? Silver de Luca? Oh yeah. She's all that and a bag of chips. She survived death, took down Team Rocket, and also beat Champion Elaine to a pulp. Wait, what do you mean she's supposed to be a guy? Way out of her universe, Silver isn't sure how to adapt to a world where everyone she knows is the wrong gender--and apparently, so is she.


 * Fan Nickname: She's often called Silvette in the Skype conversations.
 * Fingore: While being tortured by Tabitha, Silver clawed at the concrete in a desperate attempt to get away. As a result, her fingernails came off.
 * Tsundere

Cynthia
The former Champion of Sinnoh. And also a loli-crazed rapist.


 * Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She lures people to her villa before raping them.
 * Bi the Way
 * Lolicon
 * Memetic Molester: Exploited.

The Badassest Aqua Grunt
An Aqua Grunt so badass, he has non-Water Type Pokemon and has been forbidden from becoming an Admin, in fear he'd cramp Archie's style.


 * Badass
 * Too Cool to Live
 * Joke Character
 * Killed Off for Real
 * Offscreen Death: Mentioned he died in the Legendary Gangrape of Castelia City when his player was asked about it in a Skype conversation.