A Gentleman's Duel

A 2006 CGI short film from Blur Studios about two gentleman (the Englishman Weatherby and the French Dubois), rivals for the love of a beautiful and wealthy woman, find that the only way to settle their grievances is with a duel. With giant steam-powered robots.

""Fifi says she can smell the fear (Fifi yaps)-- in your pants!""
 * Abnormal Ammo: Fifi
 * All There in the Script: We never actually hear the names "Dubois" and "Weatherby"-- they only insult each other (Weatherby calls Dubois "the Marquis du Manstrumpet" and Dubois calls Weatherby "Sir Dingleberry").
 * Badass Mustache: Both men have pretty good mustaches, though Dubois' is especially fancy (and he loses his temper when it's disarrayed by a Glove Slap).
 * Bring My Brown Pants: Used as an insult by Dubois.

""Oh, of course, alcohol-- the French recipe for romance!""
 * But Liquor Is Quicker: Used as an (weak) insult by Weatherby when Dubois offers the lady champagne:

""Your grace is only matched by your boobies-- I mean your beauty!""
 * Did Not Get the Girl:
 * Distant Reaction Shot: When the two mechs slam into each other and explode.
 * French Jerk: Dubois, in spades.
 * Freudian Slip: Weatherby, Distracted by the Sexy:

"Dubois: What would you know of love? Weatherby: Your mother can answer that, Monsieur le Poopypants!"
 * Gainaxing: Used to parody the Bad Vibrations moment in Jurassic Park.
 * Glove Slap
 * Good Old Fisticuffs: Before the judo, wrestling, and missile attacks are broken out.
 * Groin Attack: Both on the mechs and on Weatherby himself (when his mech breaks he ends up with an electric eel in a very bad place).
 * Humongous Mecha: Duh.
 * Impossibly Low Neckline: The lady's dresses.
 * The Jeeves: The lady's butler is very good at protecting her from collateral damage.
 * Kick the Dog: The butler throws a shoe at Fifi . Not like she didn't deserve it.
 * Knockback Slide
 * Marshmallow Hell: For the butler, when the lady panics.
 * Mid-Battle Tea Break
 * Mister Muffykins: Dubois' poodle Fifi.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Heroes: Over the course of the short film the gentlemen manage to sock the lady in the face repeatedly, destroy much of her estate and part of her mansion.
 * Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: Both men get pretty ridiculous ones.
 * Psycho Electric Eel: Weatherby's mech uses some kind of electrogenic fish to power a Shock and Awe attack.
 * Rocket Punch: Dubois' mech.
 * Steampunk: Again, duh.
 * This Means War: Uttered by Dubois.
 * Tom Kenny: Voices Weatherby.
 * Troperrific: Look at this list, and consider that the film runs roughly seven minutes.
 * Urine Trouble: Fifi adds insult to injury after being fired at Weatherby.
 * Viewer Gender Confusion: Fifi piddles (and humps shoes) like a male dog. Undoubtedly due to Rule of Funny.
 * Volleying Insults: "Knicker nibbler!" "Poodle piddler!" "Monkey spanker!" "Cheese pirate!"
 * X-Ray Sparks: When Dubois is hit by Weatherby's eel-powered attack.
 * You Can Barely Stand: After their mechs blow, both men crawl towards each other to fight to the end.
 * Your Mother: