Neurotically Yours/Funny

"Foamy: "Yum yum yum... human hand.""
 * The Amityville toaster. Don't use waffles.

"Foamy: (holding up a pair of trousers with "Big Pussy" written on the seat of them) It shows your appreciation for giant cats!"
 * From "A Pair of Pants":

"Pilz-E: Stigmaaaaataaaa! In your eye!"
 * "Eye Stigmata":

"Pilz-E: The babies are heeeeeeere!"
 * "Medicated Baby Heads":

"Germaine: (reading the back of the pill container) "Take one every 24 hours to reduce nervousness and excitability. Do not administer to children under 25; do not take more than one capsule a day". (to Pilz-E) Dude! This is a high dose of tranquilser! Pilz-E: So what? Germaine: Uh... how many did you give these kids? Pilz-E: Um... uh... not six each, but twelve! Germaine: Twelve... each?! Pilz-E: Yep! Germaine: These little fuckers are seriously dead, aren't they?"
 * After Pilz-E has accidentally killed all the babies by feeding them some of his pills:

""Only twenty more hours and its miiiiine!""
 * "Damn, these little fuckers are hard to sweep up once they've hit Rigor Mortis!"
 * From "Unmentionable Auction":

"Crazy fan: "Dear Foamy, I do not wish to to see Germaine naked. I do, however, wish to see YOU naked." Foamy: *shivers* "Okay... we're dealing with a sick fuck here!""
 * From one of the fanmail segments:

"Foamy: "Holy fucking monkey shit, the bagels suck! They suck! And the pizza? Fuckbunnies! It sucks harder than a whore in a windtunnel!""
 * From the first episode of the reboot, The Move:

"Foamy: "If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sac!""
 * From Bullies:

"Germaine: What are you supposed to be? Foamy: A middle finger. Also known as a FUCK YOU!"
 * The Lamest Halloween

"Germaine: Hmm, this [glowstick] isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Foamy: Neither are you."
 * From Power That Be, Germaine's spontaneous rave. And so many classic Foamy lines, it's hard to just pick one.