Accidental Pun/Quotes

"Mr. Daidoji: Who the Hell are you?! Hel: [chuckles]"

- Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok

"Batman: Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies. Nightwing: "Ape". Batman: Sorry. Unintentional."

- Justice League of America, JLApe

"Bella: [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects.

Emmett: Edward is a sharp object.

Bella: Point. Uh, no pun intended."

- Luminosity

""That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words.""

- Angry factory lady, Drake and Josh

""Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me.""

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind