Complete Monster/Quotes

""There was this boy I sent to the Electric Chair in Huntsville here a while back. My arrest and my testimony. He killed a fourteen-year-old girl. Papers said it was a crime of passion, but he told me there wasn't any passion to it. Told me that he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember. Said that if they turned him out he'd do it again. Said he knew he was going to hell. Be there in about fifteen minutes. I don't know what to make of that. I surely don't.""

- Sheriff Ed Tom Bell, No Country for Old Men (film)

""You can’t make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money back he’d still kill you just for inconveniencing him... He’s a peculiar man. He’s not like you, he’s not even like me.""

- Carson Wells about Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men

""It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed.""

- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."

- Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs

""Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.""

- Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight, about The Joker.

"" His intellect remains intact, but his heart was stripped of any morality or decency.""

- Garai, MW

""I AM the Devil!""

- Dr. Weil, Mega Man Zero

"Look at me! I am sublime!!! I am the true face of evil!!!!!"

- Luca Blight, Suikoden II

""That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny, "evil, but for a good cause," crap.""

- Xykon to Redcloak, The Order of the Stick: Start of Darkness

"He is not a psychopath! He is an iceman. He is a monster."

- Thomas Krasny, Jagged Edge

""When I decided to take the throne of Khauran, I cast about for a man to aid me, and chose the Falcon, because of his utter lack of all characteristics men call good." "I am overwhelmed, princess," murmured Constantius sardonically, with a profound bow."

- Robert E. Howard, "A Witch Shall Be Born"

""Is it inappropriate to refer to him as a monster? No, not at all. What kind of person stays alive for hundreds of years with the express intention of wiping out a rival's family line? Imagine the hatred fueling that first decision to replace his mortal body with soulless machinery.""

- Sly Cooper, speaking about the monster who murdered his family, Clockwerk.

""I met [Micheal Myers] fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.""

- Dr. Loomis, Halloween

"'"There are some corners of the universe that have bred the most terrible things. Things that act against everything we believe in. They must be fought.""

- The Second Doctor, Doctor Who

""I love no one in this world other than myself! I will gouge out your heart as a gift to my lord!""

- Actrise, Castlevania 64

""Seriously, I can't believe you just asked me that! OK, all right, fine! How about this reason? Seems as good as any. I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns... I guess you could say I'm bored. At least misery is interesting.""

- Terumi Yuuki, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

"Garaja: You're just like the rest of those thugs. Hero: No... I'm MUCH worse."

- Adventure Quest Worlds, during the Frostval events.

"Hero: I don't care what your reasons are for giving Lionfang one of your snow globes... ...I'm not going to let you help him ruin my Frostval. (grabs Garaja by the throat and starts choking him) Tell me where Lionfang has his base camp, or you won't be around long enough to regret ruining Frostval."

""Morality was not my job, modifying chimeric viruses was.""

-, Prototype

"Dr. Tenma: You can't just go around killing! Johan: Why not?"

- Monster

". Whatever he's called, he was young, brilliant and had the best surgeon ever as his teacher — this is what he chose to do with all that potential? What a douche-bag!"

- Alan Probe, describing quite accurately, Amateur Surgeon

"Dr. Bleed: What happened to you?
 * You were always so boring, Dr. Bleed! There is so much to be learned from the sweet kiss of the poison needle! But who cares! That was then, and this is now. And before I leave — a parting gift, my dear doctor! The same poison that did in your precious patients! *poisons him, then turns to Alan* Ha! I could kill you too, pizza boy! But how much better to let you try to save him — and know his demise was down to the failing of your own fat fingers!"

- Amateur Surgeon

""We can't stop them. We don't know where they come from. We don't know what they want. They don't even seem to want territory. All they do is kill. We can't even begin to negotiate with them, or work out their objectives, because we just don't know the first damn thing about them. That's not an enemy, Mr. Chairman. That's a monster.""

- General Bardly Salaman describing the Locusts, Gears of War

"''You can tell the Angels in Heaven You never saw Evil so singularly personified as You did in the face of the man who killed You"

- Vincent Coccoti, True Romance

"Most men would question the decency of a decision like the one I just made. Some would become paralyzed with despair and regret. Rest assured, I am not most men."

- Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker about commiting a mass murder of his own people.

"He was obsessed with becoming the Devil... He's the most vile kind of creature."

- Lady, Devil May Cry 3, about her father Arkham.

"You're a strange man. You killed your best friend, you betrayed everyone who ever came in contact with you, you killed my cousin. I guess the survival of the fittest thing really meant a lot to you."

- Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV, talking to.

""This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.""

- General Shepard, Modern Warfare 2

""It wasn't a popularity contest. He was a psychopath, a monster""

- Bruce Wayne, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, on The Joker.

": Cole, don't press me. If I turn into that thing again, oh, there will be blood on our hands. Cole: Blood? You're the one trying to trick humanity into killing anybody with a power!"

- In Famous 2

""[Barney's] life essence is that of the most pure, unrefined evil in the universe; he has no existence outside of that.""

- Maca'hzar, Day of the Barney Trilogy

": Do you understand why I would kill my cousin now? What my goal was? [...] From the day I was born to the day I died, I never helped anyone!"

- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations

"Kill a man off the battlefield and you're an murderer. Kill a man on the battlefield and you're a hero!"

- Luciano Bradley, Code Geass

""Fool! Did you think that I, Radiguet, am able to feel such disgusting emotion called love!?""

- Radiguet, Choujin Sentai Jetman, before killing off an innocent girl whom he used to 'love' while being amnesiac when said girl said he's able to love.

"Jefferson: Two fellow prisoners murdered. One raped. And that guard.... Prison administrator: He bit his hand off. Jefferson: For sure Mr. Hyde was busy during last two months here. Prison administrator: Last two months? Mr. Jefferson, it was all this morning."

- Dark Reign: Lethal Legion #1

"Those eyes... as cold as ice!! The eyes of someone who could kill countless people without feeling a thing!"

- Detective Conan, describing the blonde member of "The Men in Black"

"Kill one kid, kill two kids, it's all the same to me..."

- The first forceful kidnapper in Detective Conan

"Galvatron: I will live on while all the planets are totally annihilated. Optimus Prime: But how? Galvatron: I possess the Omega Lock and the Cyber Planet Keys, as well as the power to rule and create a new universe, the way I want it. Scourge: What about all your followers? How are you going to save them from the black hole's destruction? Galvatron: Save them? Why would I bother? If they're not strong enough to survive, that's their problem. Override: You'd just desert your team?! Galvatron: You're right, they're my team and I can do with them as I want. I never promised that I would protect them.

Scourge: Coldhearted snake!"

- Galvatron abandons the other Decepticons to destruction

"You ruthless... heartless... BASTARD!"

- Son Goku about Frieza after Frieza murdered Goku's best friend and turns his attention to Goku's son and wounded rival turned good

"Flit: Desil....Why did you..... Desil: There was no reason! It just means I've lost one of my playthings!"

- Desil Galette explaining why he, Mobile Suit Gundam AGE.

"These kinds of guys don't change. Y-you think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways and clean up their act? No! They just keep ruining everyone's lives, and the world is better off without 'em."

- Glenn Quagmire

"Tell your assassin to aim for the head -- because she doesn't have a heart!"

- A salarian worker on

""I know nothing of philosophical philanthropy. But I know what I have seen, and what I have looked in the face in this world here, where I find myself. And I tell you this, my friend, that there are people (men and women both, unfortunately) who have no good in them--none. That there are people whom it is necessary to detest without compromise. That there are people who must be dealt with as enemies of the human race. That there are people who have no human heart, and who must be crushed like savage beasts and cleared out of the way.""

- Charles Dickens, Little Dorritt

""I've tried to make Elle understand. But she's like you, Alex. She still thinks there are such things as good and evil. But there aren't. There is only chaos and order.""

- Margaret Holloway, Silent Hill Homecoming

""His knowledge remained woefully incomplete, Harry! That which Voldemort does not value, he takes no trouble to comprehend. Of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth that he has never grasped.""

- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

""[Dragovich] has no fear, no conscience, no weakness.""

- Robert McNamara, Call of Duty Black Ops

""Hell is too good for you!""

- Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star on Jagi.

""Take a good look into the eyes of a monster! A deeply disturbed serial killer, a man responsible for the murder and subsequent mutilation of over one hundred men, women, and children! You are looking at Zsasz!""

- The Penguin from Batman: Arkham City giving a recorded narration for a display case meant for his fellow monster Victor Zsasz.

"Chosen One: Myron, you killed over a hundred human beings for the sake of drug testing? Did you get your conscience lobotomized as a kid?! Myron: You getting bent at me over a bunch of slaves? Hey, we had to make sure Jet didn't kill our customers! Chosen One: Oh, well, THAT makes it alright then. Congratulations, Myron. You have hit the lowest common denominator possible for a human being. I'm out of here."

- A possible dialogue tree of Myron's when he reveals Jet's development process, Fallout 2

"The Lone Wanderer: Nice pile of bodies in the storage room. You're proud of yourself, aren't you? Roy Phillips: They had it coming. But I don't have to justify myself to you, or any other smoothskin. In fact, you'd best piss off if you don't want to join them."

- Roy Phillips after murdering all the human tenants despite being allowed to move into Tenpenny Tower

""They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife moaned like a whore when they ravaged her... again... and again... and again.""

- Emperor Commodus

""Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!""

- Kefka Palazzo

""Death is a GIFT!""

- The Dark Eldar

""Daddy screamed REAL good before he DIED!""

- Pigma Dengar to Fox

""I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! Die for Darkseid!""

- Darkseid, spoken through the mouths of one billion slaves

""I hope you appreciate Kal-El, that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of BILLIONS. Only then, after your last PITIFUL hope is extinguished, will I end your life. Let's go!""

- Darkseid

""Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall. Carry that agony with you to oblivion, Superman.""

- Darkseid

""And the good thing is, he's not dead for long - I get to kill him AGAIN!""

- The Master, Doctor Who

""To be honest, Lord Azard, I'll be glad when this extermination is completed. I prefer breaking a population's will. There's an artistry to that.""

- Vul Isen, Star Wars Legacy

""What the hell difference does it make? At least the state of Mississippi got forty years of cheap labor out of the deal!""

- Sheriff Pike, Life.

""A hex is formed from the negative thoughts and feelings of the sacrifice. In order to produce these feelings, we torture the sacrifice in the most painful ways imaginable. However, all too often the sacrifice dies as a result of this conditioning.""

- Lord Yuna of Breath of Fire IV.

""You will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher!""

- Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender just before permanently scarring his own son.

""I shall gnaw the Golden City to the bone... [takes a bite of a Large Ham] and I shall spit. It. Out! [spits the meat out] No one is left alive to warn them! ... One-Eyes! One-Eyes! The day of death has come to the Golden Land! And I shall conquer the Golden City! I shall trample and break them! And not show pity!""

- The Mighty One-Eye, The Thief and The Cobbler

"'"I can't believe I'm being paid to do this. I love watching you prawns die.""

- Koobus Venter, District 9

""I believe the time is right for RKS to begin its grand crusade. Oh, I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's dying faces." ♪"

""Nothing beats hearing a kid scream! It gives me tingles... C'mon, cry some more for me!""

- I-No

""Seriously, I can't believe you just asked me that! OK, all right, fine! How about this reason? Seems as good as any. I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns... I guess you could say I'm bored. At least misery is interesting.""

- Terumi Yuuki, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

""That is a good way of viewing it. So many weak Dragonlords consider their dragon a pet, or worse... their partner. Stalagbite is just another weapon that I use. With the Chaos Dragon Amulet and the Legendary Sword of Dragon Control that Drakath gave me, I enslaved him... just as I enslaved the dwarves... just as I will soon enslave all of these lands.""

- Chaos Dragonlord Vath, Adventure Quest Worlds

"Elia of Dorne. I killed her screaming whelp. Then I raped her. Then I smashed HER FUCKING HEAD IN, LIKE THIS!"

- Gregor Clegane, A Storm of Swords

"I have no "read" of Cyndi, because I don't get why she does what she does. Most people I can psychoanalyze, I can understand, but she's illegible. [...] And she never tries to win. She just tries to make everyone else lose."

- Penny Levac describing Cyndi Kristoffer, Penny and Aggie

"You'd do better to tell us everything. But to make sure it happens, I brought along a few tools. Just things you pick up along the way. At first I won't be able to trust you, but after I use this, you'll own up to a few things. When we get to these we'll have developed a... how can I put this? A closer bond, much like brothers. You'll see. And when we get to this one, I'll believe anything you tell me."

- Captain Vidal, Pan's Labyrinth

"You should know, Mimi..If you had betrayed me out of the cruelty of your heart I would have understood. For 30 pieces of silver...Or a brand new doll....or a very expensive tricycle...I would have been proud. But no...You betrayed me...So you could protect this...this eight-legged-ingrate!"

- Him, to his daughter, while decapitating her only friend.

"Oh, my dear. Don't look at me that way. You have only to suffer this union until death do us part. And that will come sooner than you think..."

-, Corpse Bride

"Jack Marston: You sent him to do your dirty work, then you shot him like a dog!

Edgar Ross: And I'll shoot like you one too, you little piece of trash!"

- Red Dead Redemption

"Norman Osborn: "I recently killed your children. And your boy...your son....died squealing, skewered on his own sword."

Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Fine. Make it two favors I owe you."

- Secret Warriors #7

"Newborn porn!"

- Vukmir, saying pretty much everything you need to know about him and A Serbian Film

"Ivan Korshunov: In a war, people die.

Grace Marshall: This isn't war! You just murdered an unarmed woman!"

- Air Force One

""Am I not the most wretched and selfish of fortune's fools? Oblivious, I live in a training ground for prostitutes; my mentor is an abuser and purveyor; I've been complicit with my sister's murderer, and the killer of my family as he corrupted my mind! I sought relief from my turn and you turned me away from the truth!""

- Alice, talking to Dollmaker in Alice Madness Returns.

""Isn't she beautiful? I was about to stuff her.""

- Chief Irons, Resident Evil the Darkside Chronicles

"Kevin Lomax: Goddammit, what did you do to my wife?

John Milton: Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomaxes' household... I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about... seven."

- John Milton, The Devils Advocate

"Oh, come on. So I Carly loses a few viewers. Give me a fucking break."

- The Motherfucker, Kick Ass

"The Fledgeling: What about these creatures? Did you make them?

Andrei The Tzimisce: Blessed creatures... I have broken through their mortal crust, and drawn from them their greatest strength: mutability. I coax bone, weave flesh, and lace sinew tight 'til it strains to lash out!

The Fledgeling: Where did you get the... raw materials for them?

Andrei: Illegals, mongrels, half-bloods... and Caitiff. The bane of society, Kindred and Kine. They are as of little consequence to authority as they are to me. It is... a culling, of sorts.''"

- Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

"That's one tough old lady, Jackie! How many times do I have to shoot her before she surrenders?"

- Mr Bragg, The Darkness II

""Oh, I can talk alright. And I got a pretty good memory. '! Get outta there! Get out!' Her screams were music to my ears, as my claws slid right through her soft flesh, like a hot knife through butter! GAHAHAHAHAHA!""

- 'Metal Face/ from Xenoblade Chronicles

""Cristu told me something. About when you and him were starting out. Something you said. "Rape them to break them". Cristu didn't get it, but you explained. They had to be shown right away just who was in control. They couldn't stop you when you had them lifted off the streets. They couldn't stop you now.""

- Frank Castle to Vera of the slavers from The Punisher MAX''