Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3/E08 Lovers Walk/Quotes

""740? Verbal?? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

"That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined scores in no way compromises your position as the village idiot.""

- Willow and Xander

""She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."

"I've been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?""

- Buffy and Giles

""It's a little Pez witch!"

"It's kind of a theme present. Do you like it?"

"I like, I more than like. Oz, this is probably the sweetest.. We have to find a little Pez werewolf so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend.""

- Willow and Oz

""She didn't even kill me...she just left! She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire! I mean, is that too much to ask?! You know? Some little sign that she cared.""

- Spike

""Drusilla broke up with him."

"Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work.""

- Willow and Xander

""So, what are our options?"

"Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell, and he kills us."

"Give me a third option."

"He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death.""

- Xander and Willow

""Oh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, god. I wish I were dead."

[raises stake] "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard...""

- Spike and Buffy

""You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

- Spike

""We're not friends. We never were. I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself... Or Spike, for some reason.""

- Buffy