Bad Taste



"Frank: "Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when there's a threat to the planet Earth."

Barry: "And the Moon."

Frank: "Yeah, and the Moon.""

Bad Taste is first film made by the oscar winner Peter Jackson. It's a splatter movie about a bunch of aliens working for intergalactic fastfood company, who massacrie the town of Kaihoro for the meat of its inhabitants.

However, one of the townsfolk manages to send a distress call and Astro Investigation and Defence Service sends out The Boys to investigate. The team consists of four members: Barry (the Straight Man of the group), Frank, Ozzy (a trigger-happy duo), and Derek (a sociopath with a slight drooling problem). Hilarity Ensues as The Boys clash with the aliens; Derek goes berserk, a charity collector Giles is abducted and The Boys have to clean up the whole mess.

Notable for being shot with a shoestring budget during weekends in period of four years.

Bad Taste contains examples of:
"Derek: "I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run.""
 * Absurdly Sharp Blade: Derek's chainsaw.
 * Acting for Two: both Derek and Robert are played by Peter Jackson, which makes the scene where Derek tries to torture Robert to reveal why the aliens are here all the funnier.
 * Alien Lunch: The vomit gruel.
 * Aliens in Cardiff
 * An Arm and A Leg
 * An Axe to Grind: One of the alien mooks attack Barry with an axe.
 * Baa Bomb: Ozzy tries to destroy the aliens headquarters with a RPG. He misses and hits a sheep instead.
 * Badass:

""That cleared the sinuses!""
 * Bald of Evil: The alien leader.
 * Bloody Hilarious: For the record, some VHS versions came with barfing bags.
 * Bond One-Liner: Given by Ozzy when he shoots one of the mooks on the head.

"Frank: "Yeah but you know what the rules are. When we work undercover we have to remain faceless."
 * Bound and Gagged: Giles when he is captured by the aliens.
 * Brain Food: Robert is shown happily eating the brains of one of his own.
 * Bring My Brown Pants: They're not brown enough...
 * Chainsaw Good: Derek's weapon of choice.
 * Cigar Chomper: Frank.
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: It involves a hammer, a bayonet and a foot.
 * Comedic Sociopathy: Ozzy!

Ozzy: "Oh I get it, just in case we kill a lot of innocent people!" (Cocks gun)"

"Ozzy: "Wish we'd change that name!""
 * Also, Derek shows a little too much joy torturing Robert (the alien he captured) and at the end when he'a cutting aliens up with a chainsaw
 * Cool Car: Derek's Beatles-mobile.
 * Conveyor Belt of Doom: Happens when the alien leader rolls back the house-ship's grass and is stuck on it.
 * Creepy Basement
 * Cruel and Unusual Death: Derek
 * Distress Call: Doomed Kaihoro sents one in the opening.
 * Distressed Dude: Giles.
 * Does Not Like Shoes: One of the alien mooks moves barefooted.
 * Dressing As the Enemy: Frank dresses as one of the mooks during the infiltration.
 * Drop the Hammer: After hearing one of their own being tortured by Derek, bunch of aliens grab sledgehammers and rush to the rescue.
 * Efficient Displacement: At one point Derek saws a hole shaped like himself on the aliens headquarters' wall.
 * Evil Chef: One of the aliens who looks suspiciously like Peter Jackson during his Lord of the Rings years.
 * Eyepatch of Power Worn by one of the alien mooks.
 * Flipping the Bird: As seen on the cover (at least, the original cover. later versions added a second finger). Giles, also flips Robert off at one point.
 * A little harder to notice is one of the aliens flipping off the protagonists as they make their escape in a car.
 * Fun With Acronyms: Astro Investigation and Defence Service. Lampshaded in the movie:

""Eat lead, sucker!"
 * Ghost Town: Kaihoro.
 * Groin Attack: Ozzy knees one of the post-transformation aliens on the groin.
 * Half the Man He Used To Be: One of the aliens after Derek runs him over with his car.
 * Hat Damage: Derek's hat (that keeps his skull together) is shot off by a stray bullet, and he's immediately sent into spasms.
 * Heroic Sociopath: Derek before his cranial trauma and Ozzy to some degree.
 * Human Aliens: for all but the last 20 minutes of the movie, the aliens look like regular humans
 * I Am a Humanitarian: One of the boys is forced to in order to maintain his mole status.
 * Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
 * Impromptu Tracheotomy: Barry kills Roberts by throwing a machete on his throat, pinning him into a pillar.
 * The Infiltration: The Boys start one when they set out to save Giles.
 * Let's Fight Like Gentlemen: At one point Ozzy encounters one of the aliens, who puts its dukes up. Ozzy attempts to follow the suite, but is interrupted by Frank.
 * Machete Mayhem: The alien chef attacks Ozzy and Giles with a machete during the big shootout.
 * Made of Plasticine: The aliens; lampshaded with the line "They sure go to bits easy!"
 * Meaningful Name: Kaihoro means "Foodtown" in Māori.
 * Mugged for Disguise: Happens to one of the aliens when The Boys inflitrate their headquarters.
 * My Car Hates Me
 * Off With His Head: One of the aliens gets his head ripped off (and his spine along with it) when Frank steals his costume.
 * Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: Two of them, both provided by Derek.

"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!""


 * Prop Recycling: One of the alien masks can be seen in Meet the Feebles.
 * Psycho Party Member: Derek after falling off a cliff.
 * Railing Kill: Ozzy kills the alien chef by throwing him over a railing.
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Psychopathic Manchild: Some of the alien mooks, including Robert.
 * Shout-Out:
 * "There's no glowing fingers on these bastards."
 * When The Boys wonder the aliens have hid their spaceship, Ozzy proposes that perhaps they came in a telephone booth.
 * Slashed Throat: When the Evil Chef threatens Giles with a throat slice motion, Robert tries to mimic him and accidentally cuts his own throat.
 * Sliding Scale of Comedy and Horror
 * Staggered Zoom: Done after Ozzy kills the alien chef and he turns to see that Giles was abducted while he was occupied.
 * Take That: Which no one outside New Zealand will get. Derek doesn't think the aliens destroying Auckland would be so bad.
 * To Serve Man: Aliens work for intergalactic fastfood company Crumb's Crunchy Delights, who wants to add humans to their menu.
 * Transformation Sequence: Happens when the aliens decide to bail out and ditch their human disguises.
 * Use Your Head
 * Van Helsing Hate Crimes: Derek's attitude toward aliens.
 * Vomit Indiscretion Shot
 * Weaksauce Weakness: After falling off from a cliff, Derek's head becomes very vulnerable and if it's hit Derek is sent to spasms. Even a hit from a pinecone.
 * Who You Gonna Call?: The Boys, that's who.