Albion

Albion is a computer role-playing game released by Blue Byte Software in 1995 for the PC. It was originally released in German, then translated to English for the rest of Europe.

The game was technically unimpressive, but featured an imaginative and rich setting combining fantasy and science-fiction elements in an original, if at times slightly confusing way. The story centres around the adventures of Tom Driscoll, a pilot for a multinational corporation vast enough to excavate entire planets, as he crash lands on one such planet. This world, dubbed "the Nugget" by the corporation and called Albion by its inhabitants, turns out to be full of life and inhabited by an alien sentient species as well as Celtic humans. It's also teeming with literal magic. Tom and his fellow crash-landed Terran Rainer Hofstedt set out to find their spaceship, which surely isn't going to excavate the planet to pieces now that it turns out it's actually full of life... right!?

Albion includes a complex back-story and detailed descriptions of the game world. Talking to the right people will reveal much information about topics relevant to the area you're currently in, including their cultures, philosophies, history, and many many more. Only little of this is actually relevant to the plot.

The game features an interesting mix of 2D and 3D perspectives: while most indoor and outdoor places are seen from two isometric views, all dungeon crawling has to be done in 3D. Most of these dungeons lack light sources, forcing the party to rely on rather short-lived torches to get anywhere, making dungeon exploration downright scary. This is done especially well in the very first planetside dungeon: while exploring the decidedly unassuming cellar of their host house, the main characters suddenly get stranded in almost total darkness, armed with nothing but daggers and knives, hearing only the growls of resident feral kangaroos out to get them. You get treated to some Survival Horror right there, if only for a few minutes. (Unless you've found in the prologue. Then you can go Doom on them right there)

Not to be confused with the setting of Fable.


 * Actually Four Mooks - Used clearly in the outside maps, not always in dungeons, but also more deceptively in the latter. In a dungeon, you might see four mooks, but when you fight them, it can turn out each of them is actually a separate battle with four mooks.
 * A God Am I / Physical God - Somewhere in between these, the leader of the Kenget Kamulos can transform into the avatar of Kamulos.
 * A.I. Is a Crapshoot - Subverted. is doing exactly what it was programmed for -
 * All in a Row - On the 2-D maps; in 3-D, you just get a first-person viewpoint for everyone at the same time so that you can't see any character, as if they all occupied the same point in space.
 * Already Undone for You - Drinno, the dungeon under the druid school on Gratogel. If Bero's already gone through the maze, how come none of those obstacles have been removed or show any sign of tampering?
 * Arc Symbol - The eye of the Goddess is a minor example.
 * Battle Theme Music - Only one, unfortunately.
 * The Big Guy - Drirr.
 * Black Mage - Khunag.
 * Boss in Mook Clothing - Since there are very few actual bosses in the game, some of the tougher monsters are occasionally used as Mini Bosses of sorts. Best example are the demon-type enemies, which are often tough, resistant to magic, and cast devastating spells. They're a joke if you have the Banish spell, however.
 * Character Portrait
 * Climax Boss - Pretty much all of them, due to the fact that there are so few bosses in the game, though particularly.
 * Anticlimax Boss: is a joke. Besides being much faster than anyone else in the game, he goes down in one hit. He later points out that "As you may have noticed, I'm not a very good fighter".
 * Creepy Basement - Quite literally in at least two occasions (ie; in the basement of a house), and loosely elsewhere. One young boy laments the flying creatures he has to deal with to get beer for his parents... said creatures are four-foot-long locust-wasp hybrids.
 * Competitive Balance
 * Tom, Siobhan: Mighty Glacier
 * Rainer, : Joke Character / The Load
 * Drirr: Lightning Bruiser
 * : Magic Knight
 * , : Squishy Wizard
 * : The Medic
 * In general, Iskai tend to be Glass Cannons and/or Fragile Speedsters, due to their Prehensile Tail giving them a significant attack boost, but them having a very limited (and usually poor) selection of armour. Humans tend toward the inverse.
 * Cutscene Power to the Max - Late in the game,
 * The ship's AI specifically refers to this incident later, which it presumably learned from and.
 * Disability Superpower - Mellthas' ability to communicate telepathically with Sira.
 * Disc One Nuke - Handled pretty well. At the beginning of the game, you'd have to do a lot of grinding to afford a powerful weapon (a spear), but knowing where to look and solving a few puzzles can get you a pistol, which is deadly accurate and kills pretty much anything in one or two hits. You can't replace the few bullets you find with it until the final dungeon.
 * Unless after selecting the enemy to attack and before starting the attack round, you switch out the ammo with a shield.
 * Durable Deathtrap - Drinno again. Left behind by a civil war among the druids (the separatist group becoming the Kenget Kamulos), it's full of admittedly mostly magical traps and guardians, almost all of which are fully operational.
 * Eldritch Abomination - Argim, at least physically. He's actually quite friendly, but his body is the whole building he "resides in," a single gigantic living organism, with a green energy blob thing as its core that he can communicate through. (It resembles an iskai trii, a semi-telepathic forehead organ.) Those mouths everyone has a trouble identifying are all his. There's a way to destroy the core, and if you do, the entire building 'dies'.
 * The Fears consist of large hands with glowing eyes on the palms. They're called so for a reason.
 * Eldritch Location - The planet is probably the most pleasant example in existence.
 * Eleventh-Hour Ranger -, who only joins you for The Very Definitely Final Dungeon.
 * Emotions vs. Stoicism - The game's central narrative falls squarely in the "emotions good, logic bad" side.
 * Empty Room Psych
 * Enemy Scan - View of Life.
 * False Innocence Trick - The only thing you can do in the prison in the land of the Umajo is to let free a seemingly very nice lady so that you can feel guilty about it later, when she returns to town and starts murdering people.
 * Fetch Quest - One of the weirdest examples ever in Gratogel.
 * Green Aesop - Seemingly the entire point at the end.
 * Guide Dang It - Stopping the assassination of . You have to actually go to and warn him about it - if you proceed with the plot (like the characters tell you to) the assassination will happen off-screen.
 * Just in case anyone misses it,.
 * Some of the secret passages in dungeons are really difficult to find, as well.
 * Heroic Sacrifice - Kinda. In Drinno, will offer to activate a dangerous trap at one point, since he feels guilty about dragging the party into the situation. This will, obviously, knock him unconscious.
 * Hitchhiker Heroes
 * Hollywood Darkness - Completely averted: the only light in the unmaintained 3D dungeons usually comes from monsters and other nasty things.
 * Hollywood Density - One of the few CRPGs where this trope is averted. Gold pieces have a minimal weight, but it is enough to bring the entire party to their knees if they decide to cash their more expensive loot all at once.
 * Hopeless Boss Fight -
 * Takes a lot longer than, though... No recollection on how I survived it.
 * Human Aliens -
 * Humanoid Aliens - The Iskai.
 * Idiot Hero - Drirr.
 * Inferred Holocaust - The author of the blog mentioned in the Let's Play entry had this take on the ending. You can see it below (though spoilers abound, obviously).
 * Intelligent Gerbil - Mostly averted with the Iskai. Sure, their basic premise is "cat people," and there's something about scent glands, but beyond that, their physiology and culture is commendably original.
 * Interspecies Romance - Mellthas and Sira. Complete with a Psychic Link. Oh, and she's 12. But that's ok.
 * It's explicitly stated that iskai age at roughly twice the speed of humans - they reach adulthood at 10 and are likely dead before 50 - so Sira is a woman in her prime by the standards of her species.
 * Kleptomaniac Hero - And how. The game is loaded with all manner of totally useless items that you can't even sell. You can however fill up your inventory with an endless supply of plates, forks, and drinking cups.
 * Some of the drinking cups from the Toronto can actually be sold, giving you a early advantage.
 * The Lifestream - The Iskai idea of afterlife.
 * Let's Play - A long one by Kikoskia, starting here, as well as this funny blog.
 * Linear Warriors, Quadratic Wizards - Even moreso than usual, since even after spells are learnt, they need to be cast a few dozen times before they're more than a waste of SP. Once you do, though...
 * Lost Forever - Everything in, since you can't return there after you complete it.
 * In addition, will never rejoin your party if you kick  out after.
 * Magic Versus Science - The origin of the conflict between Celts and Terran humans is that their respective schools of magic and science are built on fundamentally incompatible concepts.
 * Also partially the source of conflict between the planet and the colony-ship, And just *how* that works basically requires you to play the whole game to 'get it'.
 * Magikarp Power: All spells start out kind of weak and need to be practised to get them to really work as advertised. The more powerful the spell is, the more it is like this; the most extreme example is naturally Goddess' Wrath, which simply destroys all opponents when it's finally learnt properly, but is useless for a long time before that.
 * Mega Corp - The DDT Corporation.
 * Mix-and-Match Critters - While the game is generally pretty original in its exotic elements, warniaks can be described as being kind of like flying scorpion-insect hybrids - except that they're actually vertebrates, adding yet another aspect.
 * Non-Lethal KO - Defeated enemies die normally, but party members are merely rendered unconscious by even the most lethal enemy attacks.
 * Except for the first boss, who's nursed back on his feet later. That doesn't mean you don't get to take his equipment though (which includes one of the more decent weapons in the game).
 * One-Hit Kill - Several, but they only work properly when sufficiently trained up.
 * Melthas's Banish Demon/Banish Demons/Demon Exodus (which differ in their range of effect). Only work on supernatural creatures, meaning Fears, Animals, Plagues and Storms, but since these are some of the most serious opponents starting at Gratogel and almost to the end, it's nothing to be sneered at.
 * Khunag's Kamulos's Gaze destroys one opponent.
 * Harriet's Goddess' Wrath destroys all opponents. Just guess how hard it's to get that working properly.
 * One-Winged Angel - The whole "becoming the avatar of Kamulos" thing for the leader of the Kenget Kamulos.
 * Optional Party Member - Siobhan, who is also the best fighter.
 * Our Demons Are Different - Compared to the options given on that page, very. The "demons" in this game are actually physical manifestations of primal emotions and fears of strong-willed people... and things. And they're practically the only standard fantasy creature used in the whole game.
 * Our Souls Are Different - Played with. 'Soul' is defined as concept used by Terrans to define sentience. The equivalent of an actual soul is the Ens (or life-force... or an idea... it's not that simple).
 * Planetary Romance
 * Planet Looters - Inverted, as you can see from the backstory.
 * Point of No Return - Once you step into the final dungeon, there's no turning back.
 * Prehensile Tail - Drirr and Sira use it as a separate equipment slot for a second weapon.
 * Proud Warrior Race Guy - The Kenget Kamulos. Not so much Khunag, though.
 * Rare Candy - Sort of. It's not an item, but the island of the Dji Cantos has eight "flowers of the Goddess" that will increase a character's stats by 3 if they stand on them for an in-game hour. They also border on Game Breaker status, as they can be used as much as you want, though they need an in-game day to recharge before they can be used again.
 * Religion Is Wrong / Religion Is Right - Or more precisely, Earth religions were supposed to be a compromise between magic and science. Whether the two deities representing the two concepts, or the supposed Elder God who created them are actual existing deities or simply personifications, is never explained in detail and is completely irrelevant to the plot.
 * Rainer lampshades the irony of Terrans looking down on religion because it's irrational, while Celts diss it as being TOO RATIONAL.
 * Sapient Ship - The Toronto mining ship. NED the computer operates everything and the crew's main purpose is maintenance or operation of individual equipment; the ship itself is described to function similarly to a living organism, settling on the surface of a planet and using a percentage of the mined materials to grow and eventually cover and exhaust the entire planet.
 * Scary Scorpions - Scary Flying Scorpions. Dozens of them.
 * Science Is Bad / Science Is Wrong - Related to the religion issue above and its Magic Versus Science theme. The Enlightened spend most of their expository speech dissing logic and science; you may just dismiss it as a case of Unreliable Narrators, but the game's Green Aesop seems to point otherwise.
 * Science Hero - Rainer, at least sort of.
 * Sequence Breaking -
 * The Smart Guy - Rainer and, later,.
 * Son of a Whore - will eventually reveal the reason he's been reluctant to speak about his past is because of this, and because people are less tolerant of such things in  than.
 * Stat Grinding - More like skill grinding, but the same principle applies.
 * The flowers of the Goddess allow you to do a form of this; see Rare Candy, above.
 * Status Buff - Sira has one that increases offense, and Mellthas has one that increases defense.
 * Stuck Items - And if you screw up, they're potentially stuck for the entire game. At least they're lightweight. In addition, cursed items can't be unequipped until you uncurse them. They're also permanently destroyed if you do, which can actually be a disadvantage sometimes, since some of them have magical charges or are quite potent as equipment. Fortunately, they also break at least as easily as ordinary items, meaning that a cursed weapon will break soon enough and be automaticaly de-equipped, but ready to be used again if desired once it's repaired.
 * Super-Powered Robot Meter Maids - Especially the Toronto cleaning robots.
 * There is actually some realism in this. Ever seen those big honking industrial robots on TV? Now imagine them coming at you with that Hugh-Jass welder. Mind you, the cleaning robots look about as threatening as oversized Roombas. (Then again...)
 * Take Your Time - It doesn't matter how much time you spend on the Toronto, and later in Jirinaar. The ceremony the Sebainah invited you to will always happen two days after your meeting with her. Bero can survive an infinite amount of time in that little room of his, surrounded by demons and predators. The conspiracy in Beloveno won't go anywhere if you don't talk to people about it.
 * Time Keeps On Slipping
 * Too Awesome to Use - . It's stronger than the Gaze of Kamulos and is extremely accurate, but it requires irreplaceable ammunition to use.
 * Underground Monkey
 * Unwinnable By Mistake - Do NOT strike the finishing blow to Kamulos with Sira's Fungification spell (which would dissolve him) or he won't leave a vital item!
 * Vendor Trash - Averting the Money Spider: everything drops exactly what's logical, and even the monstrous animals you can grind in the wilderness drop body parts that they're mentioned as being hunted for and that can be sold. The Kenget Kamulos drop so much equipment that you can't carry a tenth of it, but if you take the most valuable items, the amount you can carry can be sold for so much money that you can't carry that.
 * With This Herring - Inverted. The heroes don't even know what they get themselves into, so it would be understandable if they don't get any equipment. Instead, you get to find a Disk One Nuke in the PROLOGUE, and in the first town, you even get a full set of rather decent and expensive equipment practically thrown at you by a desperate shopkeeper for an insignificant sum.
 * On the other hand the Dji Kantos, who give you the big quest, don't have that much to offer. However, you do get to meditate on their island to increase your stats with no effort, which is very useful in the long run.
 * Wutai Theft - Blissfully averted with the one character who leaves for plot-related reasons - you get one last chance to take all their gear. Played straight if you force out one of your characters.
 * Wutai Theft - Blissfully averted with the one character who leaves for plot-related reasons - you get one last chance to take all their gear. Played straight if you force out one of your characters.