C Me Dance



C Me Dance is a 2009 Christian film written, directed by, and co-starring Greg Robbins and is produced by Uplifting Entertainment.

17-year-old Sheri is an aspiring dancer who develops leukemia. She begins to feel angry at her father and at God, while her father seeks help to rekindle her relationship with God and re-focus on her dreams to perform in the Pittsburgh Ballet. She is ultimately graced with the power to convert others to Christianity via her touch. Along the way, Satan intimidates Sheri through things like nightmare sequences and demonically possessing semis.

C Me Dance received mostly negative reviews, resulting in a 0% score at Rotten Tomatoes. Luke Thompson of the L.A. Weekly said that it "plays like a fake Christian movie Troy McClure might end up starring in on an episode of The Simpsons, though it’s apparently for real." However, Christian organizations, such as Donald Wildmon of the American Family Association, gave it more positive scores. What a surprise.


 * Badass Longcoat: Satan wears one.
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished/Did Not Do the Research: Someone with terminal leukemia cannot look that healthy.
 * Catapult Nightmare
 * Dancing Is Serious Business
 * The Devil Is a Loser
 * Ill Girl: Sheri.
 * It's pronounced "shuh-REE".
 * Kaleidoscope Eyes: The Devil's eyes inexplicably change from red to brown to white.
 * Halfway Plot Switch
 * Missing Mom: When Sheri was very young, her mom died in a car accident.
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning: The Devil when he first appears.
 * Stealth Parody: Sadly subverted; the producers are dead serious about this.
 * Stealth Pun: The C stands for Christ, get it?
 * Which results in a rather nonsensical title.
 * That Makes Me Feel Angry: "I'm also really angry. I tell you, I do not want these feelings..."
 * Xtreme Kool Letterz: The title.