Harry Potter (novel)/Funny


 * Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
 * Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Harry [to Hagrid]: You don't think anything that Skeeter cow -— sorry, Professor- Dumbledore: I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said. Harry: Errr... right."
 * "Erectus!"
 * Fred and George Weasley. Seriously, the pair of them are a walking Crowning Moment of Funny.
 * Ginny and Ron, being Weasleys, also get their share, but not nearly as many.
 * Any of Dumbledore's extremely eccentric but awesome ramblings always sends this troper into a fit of giggles, e.g.

"Fred: YOU'RE JOKING! Dumbledore: I am not joking, Mr. Weasley. Though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar- (McGonagall clears her throat loudly)"

"Dumbledore: It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."


 * At one point, McGonagall slipped on wet floor (Peeves' work) and caught the nearest thing for balance, which happens to be Hermione's neck.