Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged/Funny

"Kuwabara: You just got Kuwabara-owned! Yusuke: (off-screen) ...boooooooooo. Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi."
 * "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"
 * "Is Atsuko gonna havta choke a bitch?"
 * From The Movie:

"Kurama: (as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock) Hm? What's this? Hinageshi: Peep! Kurama: (slams the rock back down on top of her)"
 * "STOP SAYING THINGS!"
 * "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?"
 * "Who punches down a tree?!"

"Kuwabara: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"
 * "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"
 * "GO FUCK A TOASTER, URAMESHI!"
 * The "new" voices everyone gets after the Filler Villain achieves the power he was looking for.
 * "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep peep peep! ...peep!"
 * "Or [Hinageshi] could just be ass-retarded."
 * The entire contemplation between Botan and Keiko.
 * The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive Ear Worm.
 * During episode 16:

Byakko: ...I...can...has cheezburger?"

"Yusuke: (after Kuwabara takes off his shirt) What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass? Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi. This is srs bznss. Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can neuter the crap out of you!"
 * Episode 15:
 * "I don't know what you just said, but it pisses me right the fuck off!"
 * "Git-er-done, motherfucker." Delivered by Kurama, no less.
 * Yusuke and Kuwabara's reaction to Genbu saying, "Git 'er done!"
 * Episode 17:

"Kurama: Kuwabara? Kuwabara: Yeah? Kurama: If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability? [Beat] Hiei: I love you Kurama: What was that Hiei? Hiei: I said lets go inside!
 * Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"
 * Episode 18

Kuwabara: Do you think the little guy can handle this? Kurama: Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance. Yusuke: What d'you mean? Kurama: Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all﻿ increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed. Kuwabara: So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy? Yusuke: You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you? Kuwabara: Go To Hell!"

"Kurama: Great, now I have retard in surround sound."
 * Kurama's Deadpan Snarker comments. One gets the impression that this is what his anime incarnation would say if he wasn't so unfailingly polite.

"Henchman: Behold! Your worst nightmare: a true demon in flesh and bone! Let your reality crumble under the horror that is...why aren't you scared? Yusuke: Why should we be? Henchman: Because I'm a freaking demon! You're just children. Don't you know the rules? I'm the terrifying horror from the darkest reaches of realms unknown. Yusuke: I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary. Henchman: Oh come on! My hands have fracking mouths on them!
 * From Rescue Yukina abridged, we get this exchange from Yusuke's first encounter with a member of the apparition gang.

Yusuke: Yes, and I'm sure your nightly ritual is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?"