Against My Religion



"Sweating is against several of my religions!"

- Cheerleader, from Teen Girl Squad.

I'm sorry, I can't describe this topic here. It's Against My Religion.

Being tolerant of one another's religious beliefs is very important, so if someone says something is against his/her religion, other characters think they can't make them do it. Now that person might be telling Blatant Lies to get out of doing that thing, but it might be the truth. Other characters are likely not going to press that character about it.

Comes up a lot with someone Raised Catholic, Good Girls Avoid Abortion in particular. Of course, in Real Life, many practices considered common by the majority may be expressly forbidden to people of a particular religious group.

In case of extrovert Serious Business, see instead Windmill Crusader, Soulsaving Crusader, Heteronormative Crusader, Moral Guardians and/or Activist Fundamentalist Antics.

Anime & Manga
"Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
 * In the English dub of the eighteenth episode of Inuyasha, Miroku uses this excuse to try to get out of having to face a demon. This is one of the examples of the trope doubling as Blatant Lies, since Miroku is a Buddhist monk whose job involves exorcising demons.

Inu-Yasha: You oughtta be arrested."


 * In season two of Black Lagoon, two bounty hunters are shown drinking milk at a bar. When asked why, one replies that drinking alcohol is against his religion. The other just doesn't like the taste of it.
 * In Naruto, the very religious Hidan of the Akatsuki refers to this quite often. According to his cult-religion of Jashinism, it is a sin to leave a foe/enemy/victim alive; they must be defeated and slaughtered in the most painful, blood-gushingest way possible. Hidan also calls on Kakuzu when they have to break into a temple, saying that it goes against his beliefs (probably because even if someone is crazy like him, you still don't invade or desecrate other peoples' houses of worship). And he also has a problem with Kakuzu's covetousness of money, because greed is probably also a misdemeanor to Jashin. Weird values, if you ask me...

Comics
"Dogbert: Where do you think I go every Sunday?"
 * One Calvin and Hobbes strip has Calvin jotting down in his quiz that he couldn't answer a question because it's against his religion (see the page pic).
 * He's also a "math atheist" and refuses to do his homework because he cannot accept "on faith" that combining 2 and 2 makes 4 -- and in the public schools, no less.
 * In The DCU, a member of the Green Lantern Corps took a vow to never leave her planet as part of her religion. Forced to go against this vow during the Sinestro War, she's since returned to her planet and refuses to leave no matter what. Her church, however, has yet to welcome her back. Her sector partner is an atheist and has petitioned many times for a new partner.
 * This Dilbert comic.
 * Another Dilbert strip has Dilbert's co-worker refusing to go out with him over religious differences. When Dilbert offers to change his religion, he discovers that there is an entire religion based on 'not dating Dilbert'.


 * In Twisted Toyfare Theater, The Thing find out that he is Jewish by claiming that he cannot work on the Sabbath. Mr. Fantastic checks with his parents to find out that he actually is Jewish.
 * Get Fuzzy has a recurring joke where Bucky Katt uses this excuse. His owner then asks what Bucky's religion is. No points for guessing why Bucky won't tell him...
 * In one Knights of the Dinner Table story, Bob and Dave declare that their characters are disguising themselves as priests of a local temple so they can sneak in and rob it. In response to a suspicious guard's questions: "I tell him I've taken a vow of silence".
 * In The MAD Book of Revenge, a student gets exempted from a surprise quiz by claiming it's "Simchas Stinkola", a religious holiday on which he's prohibited to write.
 * One of the story arcs in Non Sequitur was about Danae creating her own religion to prevent anybody from making her do anything she didn't want to do.

Fan Works
""First United Freespacer Church", Mac said quietly. "We have a moral aversion to getting killed.""
 * Various people in Undocumented Features claim that their religion requires them to carry weapons.


 * In Pokémon the Abridged Series, Pikachu refuses to go to the Poké Ball because of this.

Films -- Live-Action
"Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
 * Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves featured Azeem, a Muslim who was forbidden by his faith from drinking alcohol. Friar Tuck doesn't have this limitation.

Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.

Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink."


 * Lydia in Beetlejuice only gets a C on a science test since she refuses to dissect a frog, citing this reason.
 * The Big Lebowski has Jewish convert Walter, who initially refuses to drive to meet The Dude on Friday night because of the sabbath. The Dude reminds him that he was raised Polish Catholic and that he only converted to Judaism for his ex-wife, and Walter's a bit peeved by the implication that he should abandon his religion just because his wife left him.

Literature
"McCoy: Well, it's against Mr. Sulu's religion, these two gentlemen already have a dictator, and I'm a Democrat."
 * In the Discworld book Thief of Time, the Auditors are disguised as humans, and avoid being forced to drink tea (where things like eating are harmful to them [it's a long story]) with this trope. The Auditors have noted that people will justify the most extreme behavior on the same basis, so by comparison refusing to drink tea shouldn't raise any eyebrows.
 * Moist von Lipwig uses it in Going Postal to avoid getting his picture taken, out of fear his un-memorable appearance, and through it the secret of his criminal past, won't survive a picture. Making Money proves him right.
 * In the Assassins' Guild Yearbook, a long list of loophole-filling rules to prevent any attempt by students to have a pet crocodile is eventually forced to concede that none of these rules apply to worshipers of Offler the Crocodile God. Then they add a rule that any student claiming Offlerism will be quizzed on the subject, because religion is not a joking matter. Then they have to acknowledge that, to worshippers of Nog-Humpty the Custard God, it is a joking matter.
 * This shows up in some of the Star Trek novels.
 * In How Much for Just the Planet? by John M Ford, we have McCoy explaining why he, Sulu, and two Klingons won't Kneel Before Zod (the evil queen Janeka):


 * In Spock - Messiah! by Theodore R. Cogswell and Charles A. Spano, Jr., the landing party are offered some very suspicious-looking stew which they turn down with the claim that they are religiously forbidden to eat meat on whatever day it currently is.
 * In Island in The Sea of Time, one of the protagonists won't prostrate himself before the ruler of Mesopotamia because "it is against our custom, and the law of our god." Possibly a Shout-Out to the Book of Daniel -- the speaker is Jewish.
 * In Everworld, April, whose Catholicism is regularly mentioned, refuses to make a sacrifice to the Physical Gods of Everworld-Africa. In an interesting twist, atheistic Jalil joins her protest on the same logic. (Eventually, David and Christopher side with them, though more on the grounds of "screw these guys trying to tell us what to do" than anything.) Senna is disgusted by all of them, but more because they are putting Honor Before Reason than anything. (She, after all, wants to replace the gods.)

Live-Action TV

 * In The Thin Blue Line, someone gets sick in Fowler's hat, and Fowler absentmindedly puts it on. When his superior shows up and want to know why Fowler isn't taking his hat off in respect, he claims to be a Sihk who is forbidden to bare his head.
 * The Police Procedural nowadays often run into various religious groups who want to have a non-cut-up-body for burial. Depending on the religion and which Anvilicious Author Tract the writer wants to give this time, results will vary.
 * In Real Life, medical examiners promise to do a "minimally invasive" autopsy in murder cases -- which means of course that they do a complete and full autopsy, only making sure that fluids aren't spilled. This is understood not just by MEs but also by rabbis, since letting a murderer get away with a crime is always considered more of a problem than a respectful autopsy.
 * A variant appears in Law and Order Special Victims Unit. A suspect in a number of rape/murders claims he's a Jehova's Witness, and so the court cannot compel him to give blood for a DNA sample. This is circumvented when a brother of one of the victims attacks him, and he bites the brother during the fight. The saliva on the bite was "given voluntarily", so it can be legally used for the sample.
 * The Mormon candidate for fellowship on House cited this as a reason not to drink alcohol for an unusual diagnosis procedure, but House convinced him it was necessary and he did it anyway.
 * In Keeping Up Appearances, (something happens or is said) prompting Onslow to state that having breakfast (in bed?) isn't against his religion. When asked what is, his wife jokes, "Getting (up? out of bed?) before (insert time here)!"
 * Oz. Muslim inmate Kareem Said rejects Smug Snake Governor Devlin's politically-motivated pardon on live television by saying: "According to my religion, there are some things I am not allowed to swallow!"
 * One episode from the first season of Babylon 5 involved Franklin trying to save a boy with a surgical procedure that's against his species' religion, over his parents' refusal.
 * Rumpole of the Bailey: Rumpole claims to have rather peculiar religion, which forbids, among other things, pleading guilty (unless he knows for a fact that the client actually committed the crime) and (more importantly) prosecuting. (The religion's a joke, of course, but the self-imposed prohibitions are real.)
 * Toofer, Frank and Lutz from Thirty Rock get out of Kenneth's confusing and boring Secret Santa project by pretending to be part of the religion of Verdukianism.
 * Barney on How I Met Your Mother made the claim that "Discouraging premarital sex is against [his] religion."
 * On the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica, the Saggitarons refuse to accept any medical treatment because it goes against their religion. For bonus Rule of Drama points, this is only ever brought up in the very episode where they all become infected with a deadly disease ("The Woman King").
 * In The Nanny, Fran comes up with fake Jewish holidays to get out of work, and she says she did that in school as well.

Theater
"Arles: One time we raised so much hell in Houston I claimed to be an Episcopalian!
 * Near the end of A Tuna Christmas, Bertha attempts (unsuccesfully) to avoid drinking this way. Humorously, Arles then starts talking about how he used to lie about his religion so that he could drink.

Bertha: What was that like?

Arles: I don't remember. By the time I came to I was back in Tuna feeling like a Baptist again!"

Web Comics
"Artax: Oh, that. I'm a member of a new religious order, and we took vows of synaptic silence."
 * In Nodwick, quick-thinking on Artax's part when he answers this while "disguised" as a mind flayer and asked by a true Illithid why he's isn't communicating telepathically.

"PeeJee: Isn't premarital sex a sin too?
 * Girl Genius. Today is the feast of St. Bungi: my religion forbids vertical travel today!
 * In Something Positive, Mike cites this as his reason for him and Tamara having sex without birth control (resulting in her pregnancy). PeeJee immediately calls him out on this:

Mike: Yes, but that sin feels a lot better without the presence of the other sin."

Web Original

 * In The Ongoing Adventures of Ulysses Perhero a man tries to avoid giving Ulysses information this way; it doesn't go well
 * Mr. Welch has been told with absolute certainty that Druids are not against his religion.
 * In the 2009 Christmas Special of Red vs. Blue, Grif claims to have joined every single religion in the world, for the sole purpose of being able to refuse to do anything using this trope.
 * In one Teen Girl Squad episode, Cheerleader claims that sweating is against several of her religions.

Western Animation
"Hadji: Get back! It's against my religion to be eaten by reptiles!"
 * In the Beavis and Butthead episode "Dumb Design", the boys use this excuse first to get out of learning evolution, and later to get out of math and P.E. class.
 * In Futurama, Bender tries to get out of doing work by pretending robot holidays such as "Robonukkah" prevent him from working.
 * Hermes mentions that the Planet Express corporation respects Bender's religious freedom to the extent the law requires, but he'd already spent all his allotted days off for Robamadan and Robanzaa.
 * Hadji spouts this excuse to the alligators that are attacking him in the Jonny Quest the Real Adventures episode "Alligators and Okeechobee Vikings":

"Cody: Oh man, I can't believe I have to take an exam on... Shhh...abbat.
 * In Undergrads, Cody, a slacker, is unhappy that he has an exam on a Saturday.

Jessie: Cody... you're not Jewish.

Cody: That's not the point!"


 * An episode of Roger Ramjet has Roger coming to the aid of a stand-up comic. Roger is about to deliver a smackdown to Noodles Romanoff and his gang, and the stand-up comic says he'd like to join Roger but it's against his religion: he's a devout coward.

Real Life

 * For many, this excuse is abused where something technically is against their religion, but they wouldn't be following that stricture (every religion has a few rules that only the real diehards pay attention to) if they didn't dislike the thing anyway.
 * Example: A Muslim, Buddhist, Baptist, or what-have-you who has in fact had a drink before and didn't like it might use "it's against my religion to drink" to avoid drinking in social settings, although s/he hadn't had any compunctions about it before.
 * Conscientious Objectors will do this in Real Life as their reasons not to fight in wars.
 * Not ALL of them (there are non-religious pacifists) but the ones claiming religious reasons get their status accepted more easily.
 * It doesn't necessarily stop them from going to war either. Some of the most heroic medics in history have been conscientious objectors.
 * Alvin York, probably the most famous American World War I war hero, was himself a conscientous objector.
 * Religiously motivated pacifism in general: Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi both saw violence against their oppressors as immoral for religious reasons, even in retaliation.
 * Jack Thompson used this excuse during his disbarment proceedings. The judges didn't fall for it.
 * There's a story in which a couple of Muslim diplomats met with Vlad Tepes (Yes, that one), refusing to remove their turbans. They refused to take off their hats because they were only required to do so in the presence of the Sultan. Vlad was a vassal of the Sultan by force, so this was a Take That, basically stating "Even though you are the most powerful man in the land we are currently in, you are lowly and deserve none of our respect." Unfortunately for the two of them, due to trying to pull a country with a nonexistent economy to a standing position, the constant threat of war from the Ottoman Empire, the raiding of border towns by Hungary, a staggeringly high crime rate, and the intrigues and plots from unwilling boyars and their crazy family clans, Vlad understandably had a bit of a Berserk Button when it came to respect.
 * So naturally he had their turbans nailed to their head
 * Any Discordian can claim ANYTHING is against their religion, by virtue of being a Pope. Unfortunately, since everyone is also a Pope, you'll be promptly excommunicated.
 * The entire church (a.k.a. human race) was excommunicated within the first few days of the religion.
 * Fortunately, they can all de-excommunicate themselves. Unless that would be against their religion.
 * It is generally known that observant Jews may not eat pork, rabbit, shellfish, etc. What is less well known is that very observant Jews may not wear garments made from mixed fibers because of a Biblical instruction to refrain from wearing a certain kind of cloth made from flax and wool. And those who adhere very strictly to the dietary laws cannot eat anything made in a non-kosher kitchen (which means, among other things, entirely separate sets of cookware, dinnerware, and sinks for meat and for dairy).
 * This could possibly explain any Jewish vegetarians.
 * Among the Reform and Reconstructionist, perhaps. The Orthodox, and to a lesser extent the Conservatives, would remind you that in Temple times, there were animal sacrifices, and to this day, an animal bone is part of the Passover service.
 * Many religious fundamentalists. Let's leave it at that.
 * Members of the LDS Church (Mormons) are famous for refraining from smoking and drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, and sometimes even caffeine of any kind. This is often used in media to mark a character as a Mormon. This comes from a piece of Mormon scripture popularly called the "Word of Wisdom", which also advises to use meat sparingly and the consumption of fruits, herbs, and grains. It is considered important enough that following it is a prerequisite for membership and for participation in several programs.
 * The Jehovah's Witnesses refusal to accept blood transfusions gains occasional notoriety and provides fuel for Medical Dramas.
 * They also do not celebrate birthdays, nor do they pledge allegiance.
 * After becoming a born-again Christian, Shawn Michaels would tread carefully when he was part of the WWE's more risque skits. Sometimes they would have fun with this... Triple H blindfolding him before bringing out cheerleaders, being distracted away from girls, reluctantly going through the women's locker room and Eric Bischoff mocking his refusal to do stuff like Katie Vick as against his religion.
 * Most Muslims are excused from social dance lessons in schools on the grounds that one should not get that close to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are not betrothed.
 * Hindus famously do not eat beef. Some of them are total vegetarians.
 * There are also some extremely devout Hindu who don't do cow's milk or dairy for the same reason. This isn't quite as common as refusing beef, through, as milk, yogurt, and butter--particularly the clarified butter known as ghee--are pillars of Indian cuisine and (more to the point) are actually used in Hindu festivals (for instance, the oil in the lamps of Diwali is traditionally ghee).
 * U.S. employment discrimination law more or less requires an employer to believe (or at least act like they believe) an employee who says something is against his or her religion. Even if the employer has never heard of the prohibition. Even if the employer has never heard of the religion.
 * Inverted in the case of many atheists and agnostics, who may refuse to do something like say the words "under God" in the American pledge of allegiance - not because it's against their religion, as they may not have any, but because they feel it is a part of someone else's.
 * In most schools in the United States, there are mandatory sex education classes. All are required to allow a student to decline them on religious grounds and spend the time in an alternative activity.
 * A man in Austria won the right to wear a spaghetti strainer on his head in his passport photo because of his religious beliefs.
 * Commonly attempted by younger kids during Lent, the Christian preparation for Easter, as the tradition is to give something up so you suffer some. Some try to give up vegetables, homework, or school.
 * Seventh-day Adventists are known for abstaining from secular activities on the Sabbath (i.e. from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday) according to the instruction given in the fourth of the Ten Commandments in Exodus 20 (specifically, verses 8-11) and the description of the transition of days from sunset to sunset in Genesis 1. Many also abstain from meat and alcoholic drinks due to this trope; SDA members who do eat meat refrain from eating meats listed as forbidden in Leviticus 11 (particularly pork or pork-made products).