Down on the Farm/Quotes

"It's hideous, like driving through Ohio."

- Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty

"This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"

- Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Darla: ...or you wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska! Danny: Uh, Indiana, Miss Dimple. Darla: ...Whatever."

- Cats Don't Dance

"World's largest corn maze built in Nebraska. Maze is designed to be much like Nebraska in that you enter, see nothing but corn, then leave."

- Fark.com, 9/6/2006

"Dot: All is strange and vague. Wakko: Are we dead? ... Yakko: ... or is this Ohio?"

- Animaniacs

"Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore."

- Anonymous