The Stormrunners



The Stormrunners (Listed on The Belfry Web Comics Index as Storm Runners) is a CG Web Comic by Ed Kline (aka Lord Darke), co-creator of Dreamwalk Journal, assisted by Kimber Kamacho.

Three and a half billion years ago a thriving civilization existed on Mars. One of their technological achievements was a dimensional window which, among other things, they used to view Earth in their future, enjoying humanity's dysfunctional culture like a reality show and assimilating some aspects of it in the process.

Then aliens called the H'rrull invaded Mars and brought their civilization to its knees. Seven centuries later, the H'rrull are defeated, but it's a hollow victory. The planet's ecology has been destroyed and survivors are still faced with pockets of H'rrull resistance.

Surviving an attack that kills her two crewmates and destroys their vehicle, Martian tank commander Ssuara is left to fend for herself on foot. Witnessing the crash of a space capsule, she is astonished when from the wreckage crawl two humans, Lilith and Markus. Ssuara's not thrilled at the idea of babysitting the two newcomers, but sees no choice but to let them tag along.

There is also a reference to a character named Lilith in the Dreamwalk Journal universe, fueling fan speculation that they may be one and the same.

NSFW for nudity. The comic began in August 2014 on DrunkDuck, ComicFury and Renderosity, updating about twice a week. Most of the Renderosity pages are available in high resolution.

DrunkDuck version here (requires Mature login).


 * Aliens Speaking English: Justified, in that the Martians have assimilated a lot of Earth culture.
 * Author Appeal: Nude anthropomorphic characters, big-breasted females, nipple rings, spectacular landscapes, cool technology.
 * Bizarre Alien Locomotion: When she needs to get somewhere fast Ssuara can bound like a kangaroo, using her tail as counterweight in exactly the same way. According to the author her top speed is 200 MPH (320 KPH)!
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Markus is excited about being on Mars but doesn't seem very bright. Ssuara has to set him straight on a few points.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Ssuara buries her buddies, except for one leg that was the only part of them that didn't get incinerated. She keeps that as a possible source of protein, although she apparently changes her mind later.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Ssuara shows some signs of this toward the humans, although it's more impatience with their ignorance than total jerkassery.
 * Mind Control Device: Nerve varnish, a substance that can be used to paint instructions on any surface. Anyone who reads the instructions (and can understand the language they're written in) is compelled to obey. Ssuara uses it in an attempt to keep the humans out of trouble.
 * Monowheel Mayhem: Ssuara's tank runs on a huge wheel that's angled at 45 degrees. It's really cool, until it gets blown up.
 * Naked on Arrival: Ssuara's race obviously isn't big on clothes. The humans' spacesuits don't leave much to the imagination either.
 * Nobody Here but Us Statues: A neat variation. Ssuara's species can "go to ground" by altering the molecular structure of their bodies to blend in with rock.
 * Non-Mammal Mammaries: Ssuara's race are reptilian but the females have humanoid breasts - a cosmetic alteration, possibly inspired by human porn.
 * Scenery Porn: The Martian landscapes are gorgeous despite the somewhat monotonous colour.
 * Time Travel: The Martians were able to view events billions of years in the future. The humans have traveled back in time by the same amount, give or take a few centuries. It's not yet clear if there's a connection between the two.
 * Shout Out: Lilith describes Markus as mostly harmless Well, he is from Earth, after all..
 * In the same strip, Ssuara grins at Markus, displaying a fearsome array of fangs. WordOfGod says this is a ShoutOut to Florence in Freefall reminding herself to keep her mouth shut when she smiles.
 * Smoking Is Cool: subverted. Martians smoke not because they think it's cool, but because their cigarettes kill the flesh-eating bacteria they seeded the planet with to kill H'rrull.
 * Visual Innuendo: In one scene Ssuara squats on a cliff-edge. Her genitalia are censored by a large boulder that looks like a penis.