My Bloody Valentine (film)



""Once upon a time On a sad Valentine In a place known as Hanniger Mine A legend began Every woman and man Would always remember the time And those who remain Were never the same You could see the fear in their eyes Once every year As the 14th draws near There's a hush all over the town For the legend they say On a Valentine's Day Is a curse that'll live on and on""

- The Ballad of Harry Warden

A 1981 holiday-themed Canadian Slasher Movie directed by George Mihalka.

Twenty years ago, in the sleepy mining town of Valentine Bluffs, a methane gas explosion at Hanniger Coal Mine trapped five miners in a shaft when the foremen who were supposed to be supervising left to go to a Valentine's Day party (similiar to the absentee camp counsellors in Friday the 13 th). Six weeks later, the sole survivor of the accident, Harry Warden, was rescued; he survived by eating his dead coworkers and ultimately had gone mad. After a year in a mental institution, he escaped on Valentine's Day, killing and cutting out the heart of the guilty foremen, leaving a warning that the same would happen if the town ever again held a Valentine's Day celebration. With this nothing but a distant memory and Harry supposedly back in the institution, the town is now throwing another party. Murders of the same manner as before start cropping up, and the town sheriff orders the party shut down. But the requisite bunch of none-too-bright teenagers ain't happy about this and elope to host the party in secret up at the mine instead. Big mistake...

Known for having nine minutes constituting the gorier killings lopped off of it to comply with the MPAA. In 2009, the movie had a remake in 3D, named aptly: My Bloody Valentine 3D; which was something of a So Bad It's Good Affectionate Parody. The remake coincided with a DVD release of the original movie, which had the cut footage reincluded.

Quentin Tarantino said that this is his favorite Slasher Movie.

Not to be confused with the somewhat more famous band, which took its name from this film.


 * Abandoned Area: A significant portion of the mine.
 * Absurdly Sharp Blade:.
 * The Alleged Car: Most of them.
 * Awesome but Practical: Along with concealing his identity and looking just plain scary, the killer's mask can also be used to blind victims with the attached light.
 * Axe Before Entering: The killer hacks through some boards at least once.
 * Badass Mustache: Hollis.
 * The Ballad of Harry Warden.
 * The Bartender: Happy.
 * The Big Guy: Hollis.
 * Black Eyes of Evil: Invoked by the gas mask eyeholes, which seem to be pure black in every scene except one.
 * Blond Guys Are Evil:.
 * Blood Is Squicker in Water: Sylvia gets impaled on a broken shower nozzle, which the killer then turns on.
 * Blood Spattered Innocents: Jenny and Patty get covered Howard's blood after a noose cuts his head off, and.
 * Boom! Headshot!: Hollis gets a nail shot into the temple, then right between the eyes.
 * Brain In a Jar: One is on a shelf in the morgue.
 * Breast Attack: The first victim gets a pickaxe through the back and out a breast, which has a heart tattoo on it.
 * Calling Card: Hearts in candy boxes, and threatening Valentine's Day cards.
 * Canada, Eh?
 * Carry a Big Stick: Axel whacks TJ with a log after mistaking him for the killer.
 * Cassandra Truth: Happy, sorta.
 * The Cavalry Arrives Late:.
 * Chase Scene
 * Closed Circle: The mine.
 * Cool Mask
 * The Coroner: He's perfectly fine with handling a fresh human heart with his bare hands.
 * Actually, if you look closely he's wearing very thin clear nylon gloves. You can see the edges of them just under the sleeves of the white doctor coat. It certainly LOOKS like he's handling it with his bare hands, though.
 * The Coroner Doth Protest Too Much: The stabbed and immolated Mabel is listed as having died of a heart attack, so as not to panic the townspeople.
 * Cruel and Unusual Death:
 * Mabel getting pickaxed and shoved into a clothes dryer.
 * Dave being drowned in a boiling pot filled with hotdogs.
 * Sylvia getting impaled through the head by a broken pipe, which proceeds to shoot water out of her mouth.
 * Curiosity Killed the Cast: Hollis dies looking for Mike and Harriet.
 * Cutesy Name Town: Valentine Bluffs.
 * Cut Phone Lines
 * Dangerous Workplace: The mine, of course.
 * Dead Man's Chest: Dave's body is literally Stuffed in The Fridge.
 * Death by Mocking: Howard and Happy.
 * Death by Sex: The first victim, Sylvia, and Mike and Harriet.
 * Down in the Dumps: TJ, Axel and the others hung out there a lot when they were younger.
 * Dramatic Unmask: Sarah tackles the killer and pulls off his gas mask when he comes at TJ with a knife, revealing face.
 * Drop What You Are Doing: John, when he finds Sylvia's body.
 * The Eighties
 * Everyone Is a Suspect
 * Executive Meddling: Paramount infamously refused to allow the film's director to attempt to reassemble the film's original cut when the film was first released upon DVD, nor did they allow any sort of supplementary material to be filmed with the director or the actors involved in the film (as at the time, Paramount didn't think their slasher back catalog worthy of DVD extras or anything other than a bare boned release).
 * Eye Scream: Happy's death.
 * Failed a Spot Check: While getting beer out of a fridge, John fails to notice the killer stuffed Dave's body into it.
 * Fight Scene: Between Axel and TJ, during the party.
 * Final Girl: Sarah.
 * Five-Finger Fillet: Played by Axel and Hollis.
 * Flash Back: Harry's origin is shown through a series of them.
 * Flashback Cut:.
 * Flipping the Bird: Axel gives it, after losing to Hollis in the knife game they were playing in the bar.
 * Freudian Excuse:.
 * Foreshadowing: "Oh, come on, you'd forget your head if it wasn't tied on with rope!"
 * Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: Sarah smacks Patty when she refuses to leave Hollis's body.
 * Gorn
 * Gory Discretion Shot: Only if you're watching the cut version.
 * Grumpy Old Man: Happy.
 * Hair of Gold: Sarah.
 * Harmful to Minors:.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard:.
 * Hope Spot: The elevator and ladder.
 * Hooks and Crooks: Happy's body was stuck on one.
 * Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday: Along with Valentine's Day, there's also a chunk of the film set on Friday the 13th.
 * Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Hollis and Patty.
 * Hysterical Woman: Patty after Hollis's death.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Via a drill.
 * Improvised Weapon: Pickaxe, clothes dryer, shower pipe, industrial drill, nailgun, log, shovel and rock.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: While hanging from some rafters, Howard mentions he has "a hangover".
 * Ironic Nursery Tune: sings his own version of "Daddy's Gone-A-Huntin" while stumbling off into the mine.
 * Jack the Ripoff:.
 * Knife Nut: After losing his pickaxe, the killer goes after TJ with a knife.
 * Laughing Mad:, in the end.
 * Let's Split Up, Gang!: When looking for Mike and Harriet.
 * Life or Limb Decision:.
 * Lingerie Scene: Right at the beginning.
 * Local Hangout: The Cage.
 * Love Triangle: Sarah, Axel and TJ.
 * Male Gaze: As Sarah and Patty are climbing a ladder.
 * Malevolent Masked Men
 * Menacing Stroll
 * Minecart Madness: TJ and the killer do battle on a set of moving minecarts.
 * Mirror Scare: Right before a supervisor's death in a flashback.
 * Mr. Exposition: Happy.
 * Murderer POV
 * Nail'Em: Hollis's death via a nail gun.
 * No Party Like a Donner Party: Harry survived being trapped in the collapsed mine by killing and eating the other trapped miners.
 * Off with His Head: Howard was actually hung, but apparently the drop was so high that the rope had enough force to decapitate him.
 * Ominous Fog
 * Only Known by Their Nickname: Happy, possibly. TJ's real name (Jessie) is also only used once.
 * Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: TJ, most noticeably.
 * Peek-a-Boo Corpse: Mabel's charred body popping out a clothes dryer, and Happy's body coming down with a bunch of mining uniforms.
 * Playing Possum:
 * Police Are Useless: They don't really do anything.
 * Powerful Pick
 * Pun-Based Title: My Funny Valentine.
 * Reaction Shot
 * Re Cut: The assassination of John Lennon led to a backlash against violence in the media, resulting in the film being trimmed considerably. Thankfully, a decent amount of footage survived, and was reinstated in the 2009 Special Edition.
 * Red Herring:.
 * The Reveal: is the killer.
 * Rival Turned Evil:.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Harry killing the foremen whose negligence resulted in him being trapped in the mine.
 * Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: One is dead, and so are you!
 * Scream Discretion Shot: Mabel's death.
 * See You in Hell: "Hanniger! I'll be waiting in Hell for you!"
 * Sequel Hook:
 * Shower Scene: An all male example.
 * The Sheriff: Chief Jake Newby.
 * Shovel Strike: TJ fights the killer off with one.
 * Similarly Named Works: Besides the band, there was a slasher novel titled My Bloody Valentine released in The Nineties.
 * Small Town Boredom: Why TJ left Valentine Bluffs for the West Coast. As he put, "I fell on my ass out there", so he had to come crawling back home.
 * Stay in the Kitchen: There's a rule about no women in the mine.
 * The Stoner: Howard, judging by his hat, which prominently displays a marijuana leaf.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: How Harry got trapped in the mine.
 * Title Drop: "Sarah, be My Bloody Valentine!"
 * Title In: February 12th, 13th and 14th.
 * This Cannot Be!: Mayor Hanniger's reaction to the first heart and note sent by the killer.
 * This Is a Drill: Mike and Harriet are found skewered by a big one.
 * Ultimate Authority Mayor: Mayor Hanniger.
 * Vader Breath
 * Villainous Breakdown:.
 * Visual Pun: Hollis's hat has the words "Kiss My" printed on it, above a picture of a donkey.
 * Wait Here: Said by Hollis and TJ to Patty, Sarah and Howard before they go looking for Mike and Harriet.
 * Weapon of Choice: A pickaxe.
 * "Well Done, Son" Guy: TJ and Mayor Hanniger.
 * We Used to Be Friends: TJ and Axel.
 * What Happened to the Mouse?: So, exactly who was the woman who got killed in the opening?
 * Wild Teen Party: Older than teens, but the principal is the same.
 * Villain Opening Scene
 * Villain Song: The Ballad of Harry Warden, which plays over the credits.
 * Vomiting Cop: Close. Upon finding Mabel's body, Chief Newby starts gagging a lot.