Dragon Ball Z Abridged/Awesome

For an Abridged Series, Dragon Ball Abridged still has its share of pretty awesome moments, as well as funny ones, as well at their Lets Plays.

"Freeza: It just says "dear Freeza," and there's a picture of a butt."
 * Christmas special. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z!
 * Episode Ten. Goku Vs. Vegeta. Oh, yeah. TFS made it look more awesome than the real fight. While making funnier, too.
 * From Episode 9, we have Goku beating the crap out of Nappa in under half a minute!
 * Episode 18, we have Krillin letting loose some pent-up aggression against Bulma. Of course, Bulma punches him for it, but still
 * "THIS IS CHRISTMAS, MELON FARMER!"
 * And "YOU NEVER WASTE FIGGY PUDDING!!"
 * Gohan finally tells Chichi off in episode 11. The word fuck coming out of a kid's mouth has never been so awesome.
 * You forgot Gohan telling Nappa he was going to skullfuck him?
 * The sheer audacity Vegeta had to stay in Freeza's ship, search for the Dragon Balls and throw them away before leaving.
 * And than he left a note

"Gohan: Hey Krillin, you hear that? Krillin: I feel that."
 * Followed by Gohan having the same audacity to steal a Dragon Ball from Vegeta right as he stole one from Krillin and Bulma. The realization of this leads to the below.
 * The scream from Episode 18, so powerful it went through time and space.

"Zarbon: "You've made a huge mistake Vegeta! Now Prepare to Die!" Vegeta: "What was that? I couldn't hear you over that hole I made in your stomach.""
 * Vegeta effortlessly dispatching Zarbon in episode 17 after all the grief he put him through.
 * splat*

"Goku (without a hint of irony): "Now where are the fighters?""
 * Goku leaving his spaceship and enter Namek... to the tune of I Am A Real American!!!!
 * Also hilarious, considering the fact that the whole episode was one long series of wrestling jokes.
 * After an entire episode of the Ginyu Force destroying Team Three Star, Goku appears and decimates each of them in a few seconds.
 * More specifically, Goku Time.

"Bulma: [enraged] WHY!? Why would you leave me alone here!? I don't know this place! Did you know there are giant crabs down there!? I do! I killed one!
 * The Touch. Applied to Bardock.
 * KILLING CRABS! IN THE OCEAN!! KILL IT FAST, PAIN EXPLOSION!!!
 * Make a Man Out of You. Showcases some great singing skills, as well as some funny moments.
 * A more low key example: Krillin getting Bulma, after all her frustration and anger at getting left behind on Namek, to calm down and give them to Dragon Radar simply by calmly talking to her.

Krillin: Okay, Bulma, let's just calm down. Why are you upset?

Bulma: Why? Because I am always alone.

Krillin: Okay, Bulma. If we were to stay here, what would that accomplish?

Bulma: ....just take the f]ing radar."

"Jeice: What the hell happened to you? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome. Vegeta: Looks like you have some required reading to do. (Holding his Saiyan Handbook, which cuts to scene of Jeice reading it) Jeice: Okay. Warrior race, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you almost--Oh, well I'm right proper f***ed aren't I?
 * Vegeta Vs Jeice was even better then the actual version in the show. Not only is Vegeta more badass, but he's darkly funny as well.

Vegeta: Right in the down under. (Teleport boot to the face, chop to the ribs, and Jeice opens his eyes just in time to see Vegeta about to blast him point blank.)

Jeice: Clever girl... (KABOOM)"

"Vegeta: Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza's going to... g-going to... (All freeze, making sounds of abject terror). Freeza: Oh no, don't mind me. By all means; give me some ideas."
 * Freeza's genuinely chilling entrance at the end of Episode 24:

"Freeza: "Tell me, have you ever heard of Planet Vegeta? Nail: "N-No?" Freeza: "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek.""
 * This troper had to channel the power of god to stop himself from ruining his underwear at the delivery of that line.
 * Also doubles as a CMOA for Little Kuriboh, too, as he demonstrated just how good his voice acting chops have become with that excellent delivery. He could DEFINITELY do some professional work in the future...
 * Earlier in the episode, there's his Badass Boast to Nail.

"Vegeta: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!''' Gohan: What am I doin'? Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?! Gohan: Nothing much. Vegeta: THWARTIN' MY PLANS?! Gohan: Thwartin' your plans? Vegeta: ARE YOU?! Gohan: ...Yes."
 * Nail laughing right in Freeza's face after he just got curbstomped by him. It takes serious hutzpah to do that.
 * This Call Back is an awesome moment for Gohan in my opinion:

""Gohan SMASH effeminate alien! GOHAN STRONGEST THERE IS!""
 * YMMV on this but Super Kami Guru's crowning moment of jerkassry through forcing himself to die when Vegeta is about to make his immortality wish, thus disabling the Dragon Balls, is awesome in a weird way especially when you consider he is literally sacrificing himself in order to be the biggest dick in the universe, and (unknowingly) preventing Vegeta from gaining immortality.
 * Episode 25 contains a CMOA for Vegeta, Gohan, and even resident Butt Monkey Krillin.
 * Vegeta holds his own against Freeza's first form and forces him to transform.
 * And even gets a Badass Boast out of it. "Go ahead and mock me, Freeza. But I'm not afraid of you. So why don't you doll yourself and get ready for a night on the town, because I'm about to take you to a ballroom blitz!"
 * Gohan gets pissed all to hell and lays an epic smackdown on Freeza after Freeza impales Krillin.

"Krillin: Kiss my ass bitch, I'm immortal!
 * And Krillin has himself a Big Damn Heroes moment when Freeza's about to crush Gohan, throwing a Destructo Disk that slices off Freeza's tail.
 * That part was more awesome than in the actual series! (This seems to be a trend throughout the entire series)

Krillin: *flying off* "SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK!!!""

"Freeza:"How many Namekians does it ta-" *PUNCH* Piccolo:"Just one.""
 * Also, Piccolo OHKOing Freeza before he finished a sadistic joke.
 * Made better by his entrance to Magus' battle theme from Chrono Trigger.

"Gohan: Krillin, do you feel that!? Krillin: I taste that!"
 * Another from 25, a Call Back to episode 18, this time demonstrating just how powerful Freeza is.

"Freeza:"One down. Ahh, I think impaling someone is my favorite way to kill a person.""
 * Freeza, also in episode 25, single-handedly brought the "Krilled Owned Count" all the way up to 25, for 11 Ownings at once.

"Vegeta: "Dust this bitch!""
 * Which is itself another one. This series can have the villain earnestly say that and still be a legitimate comedy.
 * The Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged episode gets a great one. See, throughout their entire run, they've either mocked or avoided the "Over Nine Thousand" meme; so it's pretty fulfilling to finally hear Lanipator yell that line out in his best Chris Sabat impersonation.
 * Gohan Calling the Old Man Out upon seeing it's Captain Ginyu in Goku's body.
 * While ultimately useless, there's something awesome about seeing Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan firing at Freeza with all they got, complete with a Badass order from Vegeta.

"Goku: NOBODY...RAPES CHRISTMAS! (proceeds to destroy Slug's men) And that's how I saved Christmas...again!"
 * In the Lord Slug special:

""Oh no... do not be that guy right now..." "Oh, I'm going to be that guy right now.""
 * It also makes this funny, as Goku, being the moron that he is, thinks it's Christmas.
 * Also from the Lord Slug special, Piccolo's Big Damn Heroes moment, set to the tune of "Glass Shatters", the entrance music of Stone Cold Steve Austin. With the glass shattering being provided by Piccolo throwing a Mook into a light.
 * Piccolo channeling equal parts Bugs Bunny and his father and curbstomping one of the cliche minion characters while cracking jokes.
 * Dende takes out his aggression towards no one using his proper name (and Vegeta's casual slaughter of his people). On a mortally wounded Vegeta asking him for a heal.

""Hey Freeza! The human body is composed of 70% water. I am 100% death! HAVE SOME!""
 * "Nobody f*cks with the white mage."
 * Gohan pulls off another Badass Bookworm boast in episode 26:

Episode 27 "But before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a tale. *whacks Vegeta with his tail* The end."
 * Freeza utterly curb stomping Vegeta after a particularly egotistical Badass Boast.

"Freeza: *While hitting Vegeta in the back repeatedly.* Stop hitting yourself. *WHACK!* Stop hitting yourself. *WHACK!* Stop hitting yourself. *Lets go of Vegeta, letting him fall to the ground* Vegeta: Aahh! ... Aahah, you're the one hitting me... ! Freeza: Au contraire, Vegeta. You brought this upon yourself."
 * I thought this part was incredible:

"Freeza: "It seems our game is over, Vegeta. Now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy." Vegeta: "My mother's dead." Freeza: "I know.""
 * Earlier in the series, Freeza mentions keeping track of how many times he hears various Badass Boasts, since the Namekians are unable to come up with one he hasn't heard at least twelve times. When Goku arrives to stare down Freeza, he immediately delivers one Freeza's never heard before.
 * This little exchange is a CMOA for both Vegeta and Freeza:

"Vegeta: "You see, Freeza? You aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore." Freeza: "Ooooh myyyy GOOOOOD..." Vegeta: "He has risen above, and become a legend! The legend that you fear! He has become...A SUPER SAI--YAUGH!"
 * It's a Crowning Moment for both VAs, that's for sure.
 * Vegeta swallows his pride and delivers a Badass Boast for Goku while fighting to stay concious.

Goku: "(Gasp) Vegeta!"

Freeza: "No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.""

Episode 28 "Nevikx666: What separates the TFS DBZ Abridged series from most abridged shows is that they can be both hilarious and still retain the likeness of show they're parodizing without bastardization of plot, characters or any part of the show holistically. Cracking up hilarious jokes amidst the momentum of the action -- this is what most shows lack."
 * It's distinctly possible he had been repeating the Super Saiyan Speech on purpose. Why? Because that is literally the only thing Freeza is afraid of!
 * It's an epic Crowning Moment of Heartwarming and Crowning Moment Of Heel Face Turn as well, since that was the Badass Boast he had been using for himself the whole time he was fighting Freeza.
 * After Goku insulted him without any malice, Freeza starts shooting an entire volley of beams at Goku. Who nonchalantly diverts each one of them without breaking a sweat, while still describing how ridiculous he thinks Freeza looks. When you consider that one of those beams is enough to kill Vegeta, that's quite impressive.
 * Freeza and Goku's banter for all of episode 28. It's equal parts hilarious and amazing that Goku is driving Freeza up a wall without even trying.
 * An Episode 28 comment really summarizes what makes DBZ Abridged so great:

"Freeza(after tanking said Kaio-Ken powered Kamehameha): "No seriously, Kaio What?"
 * Also from episode 28, Goku firing off his Kamehameha at Freeza, another very well-done moment from Goku's voice actor.
 * Which is immediately followed by the Kaio-What? gag finally getting subverted

Goku: "Kaio-Crap."

Freaza: "I thought so.""

- blasts Goku-

"Freeza: Any last words monkey? I mean besides "gurgle gurgle." Goku: (Breaking free of Freeza's grip) Yeah! KAIOKEN! Freeza: Kaio-wha-? Goku: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!"
 * The lead-up to that gag is, even though it didn't work, really made of win in itself:

Episode 29 " : (after being insulted by all of them) Yeah, all of you can just go straight to hell. Recoome: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome? ( is giving a wry smile then it cuts to Hell's Bloody Pond with the Blue Ogre Goz singing and lodging on a chair, and then all the Ginyu's crash land into the pond)"
 * The fight ITSELF between Goku and Freeza, being so awesome and intense like the original show (with much less filler to drive the point). If you're not laughing at the banter, you're enjoying the clash between titans.
 * , of all people, beats (almost) all of the Ginyu Force single-handedly (offscreen).

"Freeza: Ha! Nice try, jackass. Next time, give it your A-game."
 * Freeza calling for God himself to strike him down, then surviving the result.

"Freeza: By the way... Not dead. KTHXDIE."
 * Another right near the end. Namely, Freeza finally being serious.

"Freeza: And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!! Piccolo: You mean your failure at killing me or just in general?"
 * Piccolo getting a taunt in

"Goku: I've got the Spirit Bomb, but I need both arms to charge it. You'll have to distract him while I gather energy-- Piccolo: Well that's not so bad... Goku: --for five minutes. And considering how bad he was kicking my butt...eh, I'm sure you can handle it. Piccolo: Did...you just hold a grudge?"
 * Goku's Ironic Echo to Piccolo when asking him to buy time so he can charge the spirit bomb.