Respawn of the Dead/YMMV

"Engineer: “No…not a monster. He wanted us t’ hate him, wanted us t’ think he was a monster, but he wasn’t. He was just a man, flawed as any of us. I saw it there when, an’ that’s somethin’ I’ll never ferget.”"
 * Cargo Ship:
 * Complete Monster:
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: "I'm not a bloody hippie. I'm a fucking professional."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Medic giving Soldier ink blot tests.
 * Pyro correctly dictating the voice activation password.
 * Also, "What would Captain Kirk do?"
 * Sniper. Marilyn Monroe. You know the scene.
 * The "bonk" scene with Stumpy, in a horrible, horrible way.
 * Pyro finishing a note to the Medic with 'Love, Pyro'.
 * YOU CALL YOURSELVES ZOMBIES? I'VE SEEN LITTLE OLD LADIES DEVOUR PEOPLE WHOLE BETTER THAN YOU!
 * Heavy spychecking in the prequel.
 * Stumpy thinking Medic and Heavy screaming and moaning was the zombification process, and subsequently moaning along with them.
 * Any time Soldier has a conversation with either Shovel or Colonel Taters.
 * Funny Aneurysm Moment:
 * Memetic Mutation: MEAT BUY NOW
 * Monster Sob Story / Sympathy for the Devil: Despite everything that he did, Engineer still feels sorry for the Spy and still regrets The prologue also has a moment like this, where it's revealed that the Spy knows that his strange use of the disguise technology is really pathetic/depraved, and that he's sunk to what he feels are deplorably low depths. It doesn't stop him from coming across as a Complete Monster, but it stops him from coming across as gleefully evil.

"Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun, A man whose allegiance Is ruled by expedience..."
 * Narm: Is it just me, or is it a bit inappropriately amusing when Medic says, “Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein…”
 * It was pretty creepy when the Soldier's shovel started to talk to him...but it's just hilarious when the Soldier Firstly, the situation is so ridiculous that it barrels through squick and ends up Crossing the Line Twice, and secondly, how is it even possible to ?!
 * Squick: Anything involving zombies eating,
 * From the prequel: Spy's unique uses of the masking technology.
 * While there's nothing wrong with Heavy and Medic having sex, something is very offsettling about them having sex in front of Stumpy.
 * And as for the Prequel, it is every person's prerogative to make up their own mind whether they think scalpels belong in the bedroom...
 * The detailed description of Demo's empty eye socket in the Prequel is a little disturbing. Let's just say that Heavy is one of the few things Medic likes that aren't Squick.
 * Tear Jerker: Many parts, but most notably
 * You can tell who's read this story by whether or not the mention of Venice makes them choke up.
 * succumbing to zombification.
 * True Neutral: This basically seems to be Medic's initial alignment. Then Character Development happens.
 * True Neutral: This basically seems to be Medic's initial alignment. Then Character Development happens.
 * True Neutral: This basically seems to be Medic's initial alignment. Then Character Development happens.


 * Ugly Cute:
 * The Woobie:


 * Also, Pyro.