Funny Horsie



Funny Horsie, as directed by the wonderful mind of Chriddof, is one of Britain's most well-loved, yet obscure children's programmes. The programme takes a rather surreal, and downright bizarre approach to being informational, so much so that every company who produced an episode ended up declining to produce another.

"EPISODE THREE AAAAAAAARRRGH EPISODE THREE AAAAAAAARRRGH EPISODE THREE AAAAAAAARRRGH ROSTRUM CAMERA KEN MORSE"
 * Credits Gag: Every episode does this, but its often nonsense vaguely related to the content of the episode. And Ken Morse with the Rostrum Camera.
 * Guest Host: After an episode which causes the ITV network to go on strike, episode 6 replaces Funny Horsie with Funny Donkey.
 * ...who conveniently demonstrates spontaneous combustion!
 * Mind Screw: While the series itself is always a bit strange, things started getting downright bizarre beginning on Episode 9.
 * Opening Narration: Often includes naming the episode number, and saying what Funny Horsie is going to do.
 * Shout-Out: Episode 5 and 6 makes reference to the infamous ITV technicians' strike of 1979.
 * Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Socky the Sock Puppet wants to teach kids about sharing and caring. Yet, the narrator is constantly interrupts him with a reminder that it is in fact, "EPISODE THREE."
 * Station Ident/Logo Joke: The production company is different every time; including such ones as Television Southeasternwesternern, Rape Productions (Not to be confused with Rape Vision, a charitable organization), Mrs. Thatcher Productions, Clowns TV Ltd., Bumarse, Television Television Television Television Television Vision, and Courtney Love Productions ("I MADE THIS.")
 * Subverted Kids Show: It has covered topics such as homosexuality, communism, and the modern state of the ITV system. How can it not be a kid's show?
 * The Last of These Is Not Like the Others: Episode Three's credits: