True Grit/Funny

Both versions:
 * The court scenes in both films.

1969 Version: "Rooster: Damn that Texan - when you need him, he's dead. La Boeuf: I ain't dead yet, you bushwhacker. Hang on."
 * "It's a rat writ, writ for a rat..." It's kind of depressing that this monologue didn't make it into the sequel.
 * Rooster's testimony in court.
 * La Boeuf proves that you should never underestimate a texan.


 * The moment quickly turns Tear Jerker shortly after.

2010 Version: "Rooster: You are not LaBoeuf."
 * Mattie haggling with the Colonel. "Are we trading again?"
 * Rooster's and LaBoeuf's shooting contest.
 * The entire encounter with the Bear Man.

"LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt. Mattie: One would be just as unpleasant as the other."
 * "...I do not know this man."
 * Mattie's first encounter with LaBoeuf, which comes off a little uncomfortably at first and then quickly develops into a verbal fencing match in which the 14-year-old girl owns the Texas Ranger.


 * Rooster shoving 2 boys for beating a mule.
 * The "goddamn ducks" at the store where Rooster sleeps.
 * Mattie trying to talk to Rooster while he's in an outhouse.