Miami Vice/Funny


 * Crockett throwing beer from a glass to a dancing informant's shoes after the informant had declared that his feet are on fire

"Zito: Sure lieutenant. *To Switek* So who are the seedy looking guys?"
 * Zito, after Rodriguez asks him and Switek to take part in a burglary sting operation that required two seedy looking guys

"Crockett: If the dealers fail to deliver... Tubbs: Then the Revillas' clients start to shiver Crockett: You're a real poet, Rico Tubbs: And my momma knows it"
 * Tubbs and Crockett concocting a plan to force New York drug dealers to accept the package from them


 * Crockett's pet alligator Elvis' antics early in the first season