ALF (TV series)/Funny

"Alf: Is it me, or are the walls closing in?
 * "On the Road Again"
 * While the Tanners and ALF are cooped up inside the motorhome while it's raining.

Willie: We'll see you later.

[The Tanners nearly stepped out to go jogging. Thunder comes. They come back in.]

Alf: Welcome back.

Alf: I vote we go home.

Willie: You're not voting on this!

Alf: Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!

Alf: I'm out of here! I'm history! [opens the door. Thunder.] I'm going to die."


 * "Look it up!"
 * "I'm not an anteater. I'm a... magical creature, of the forest."