El Goonish Shive/Quotes

""I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a seventeen year old female me!""

- Elliot

""I grew up in Moperville. Weird stuff happens here...""

- Carol the reporter

"I am an ENDLESS BARREL of exposition!"

- Mr. Verres

"I mean, I like uniforms, but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?"

- Tedd

"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?"

- Susan

"Grace: Tedd said if I was Superman, he'd be Batman. Justin: And you're dating. I think I've read that fan fiction."

"Susan: ...I think you've injured my brain. Tedd: Injured it with logic! Susan: Sure. Let's call it "logic"."

"People have different standards when it comes to arguing what is and isn't a vampire..."

"Come to think of it, does a meme without cat really count as a meme? I mean, REALLY count?"

- Dan Shive

"...Okay, no, he's totally a bad guy. Is that a spoiler? I don't think it's a spoiler. Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant."

""Easily the most perverted squeaky clean comic on the net.""

- Tangents Reviews

"It sounds like one big awkward moment."

"Why would someone do that?!"

- Abraham, after learning the Dewitchery Diamond separated a male and female form. Also a decent summary for the comic.

"Dying is usually inconvenient."

- Susan

"I'm wearing a skirt, and I have boobs. I'm not going to start worrying about my manly image now!"

"I know you're half immortal from when you fought the wizard and I'm an alien-human hybrid who can talk with animals and I live with Mr Verres AND I overheard your phone call last night. {Beat} So... Wanna save the day?"

"Ellen: Well, it's just... the idea is so out there... Sarah: Who cares?! Look at us! We've got an alien hybrid, two magic users, a mad scientist, and we're all the opposite sex for a party! We're your friends, and we believe you."