No Matter What Happens, I Still Won't Become An Anime Character/Characters

Sakura Kokoro
The main character. Her actions are decided by the players voting.

"My father offered to hire some abusive grandparents, but I declined."
 * Cosmic Plaything: Throwing Call after Call at her, and preventing her from dyeing or hiding her hair.
 * Crazy Prepared: She owns body armour and a pile of burn phones.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Partially Defied.

"[Introducing Self]: "Kokoro Sakura, 3-C." Newbie immediately starts snickering. "'Kokoro Sakura', seriously?""
 * Fourth Wall Observer: Only the inner one.
 * Genre Savvy
 * I Just Want to Be Normal: Drives the main Conflict.
 * Ironic Name: It's Japanese for "Cherry Blossom of the Heart."
 * Lampshaded

"When I was six, my memory still developing, my mother left us in tears. She said it would further my character development."
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She'll sacrifice anything (including other people) to avoid The Call, but she's as nice as can be whenever she's not doing that.
 * Missing Mom: Invoked by the Mom herself.

"The site login barely takes a few minutes; adding their names takes longer."
 * The Munchkin
 * Parental Abandonment: In addition to her mother's complete abandonment mentioned above, Sakura's father doesn't live with her anymore. Justified since he and she both know how dangerous a teenager is to be around in this world.
 * Pet the Dog: The Red Shirt Memorial web page.


 * Player Character
 * Properly Paranoid
 * Sociopathic Hero
 * Seen It All
 * Utility Belt: Where she keeps her pepper spray and burn phone.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: It's pink. Lampshaded in that she hates it.

Kumiko Vasilyevykh
Shows up on Day 1.


 * Childhood Friend
 * Cool Scars: Over her good eye.
 * Custom Uniform: She wears the jacket of the male uniform over the shirt of the female uniform, with suspiciously bulging pockets. And a beret on sideways.
 * Dual Wielding
 * Eyepatch of Power
 * Eyes Are Unbreakable: Averted (presumably) for one eye and played straight for the other.
 * Forgotten Friend, New Foe: . To be fair, it’s not her fault; it's just that Sakura's goal is to avoid getting roped in to whatever it is that's going on around her.
 * Mysterious Transfer Student
 * Overly Long Name: Kumiko Fujioka Leblanc Cartwright Vasilyevykh.
 * Revolvers Are Just Better
 * Too Many Belts
 * Violence Is the Only Option: Her reaction to ? We're not sure, but it involves multiple explosions. Deconstructed in that.

Hayate Kurosawa
Leader of the Red Shirt Gang and a friend of Sakura's.

"His face terrifies yakuza, curdles milk and gets threatened with exorcisms every other Thursday. Crows flock in his wake; lunch money falls out of pockets as he goes past."
 * Face of a Thug: Exaggerated


 * Fourth Wall Observer: Though, like Sakura, only the inner one.
 * Gentle Giant
 * Mauve Shirt

Kita Kiyoshi
A Red Shirt with a surprising combination of common protagonist qualities.

"A young brat, new but brash; spikey haired, short, determined to win at card games because that's what important in life."
 * Always In Class One: He's in 1-A.
 * Anime Hair: Specifically, spikes.
 * Idiot Hero