Doctor Who/Recap/S31/E09 Cold Blood

"The Doctor: Okay. Bringing things to order. The first meeting of representatives of the human race and homo reptilia is now in session. Ha! Never said that before. That's fab. Carry on."

The second part of a two-parter, following on from "The Hungry Earth".

It is the most important day in the history of Earth: the dawn of a new age of harmony or the start of its final war. For the Doctor, it's a battle in which he cannot take sides and a day when nobody must die...

After he and Amy are reunited, he brokers discussions between Eldane (the gentle Silurian leader) and Nasreen Choudry. Humanity is on the brink of a new era of peace and love and justice. On the Silurian side, however, is also military leader Restac, an advocate for the "kill all the primate vermin" option. On the human side is Amy, who just wants to go to Rio.

Things go relatively well, until it's revealed to everybody that Ambrose killed her captive reptilian in despair. And she's set the drill to destroy the colony if she doesn't get her family back. Restac does not react as Ambrose expected, first demanding Ambrose be executed, then all the humans and anyone standing near them. (In fairness, it should be noted that she'd already started mobilizing the troops before anybody found out what Ambrose had done.)

The Doctor leads the others back to the laboratory, where he and Eldane devise a plan to destroy the drill and force the warriors back into their hibernation units, to wake in a thousand years when humanity might be ready. Tony stays behind because he needs the Silurians to cure his poisoning. Nasreen stays behind to be with Tony. The Doctor leads all the other humans into the TARDIS.

So. All is well, right? Of course it's all oka-- oh no. The crack in the universe is here. And it's big enough for the Doctor to stick his hand in. He grabs something using a handkerchief, which gives Restac just enough time to reach them and.

Restac and her soldiers are now dead due to Emergency Protocol Poisoning, which doesn't affect the good reptilians who are in their sleeping chambers like good Lizard People. The TARDIS crew run back to Wales, say their goodbyes, and encourage Eliot's parents to make him the best human being to live, and to prepare the next few generations for the reptilians with myths, stories, religion, anything.

Hey, now's a pretty good time to look at the thing from the cra-- Oh Crap. It's a shard of the TARDIS.

Quick! Recoup our losses and cut to credits!

Tropes

 * Acting for Two: Neve McIntosh plays both Restac and Alaya
 * Arc Words:
 * Blasting It Out of Their Hands: The Doctor effectively does this to the Mooks' weapons using the sonic-screwdriver. Makes more sense than most applications of this trope, as the device in question is using focused sonic waves to damage the internal workings of the weapons directly, rather than shooting a projectile at them and hoping it hits.
 * Continuity Nod: The Doctor offhandedly mentions how some celery would be really helpful right now.
 * Cold Blooded Torture:.
 * Chekhov's Gun:
 * And in the more actual gun sense, you can clearly see  among the pile of weapons she puts in her van in the first episode.
 * Department of Redundancy Department: "You've been down here, working by yourself, all alone."
 * Diabolus Ex Machina: And suddenly, !
 * Distressed Dude: The doctor clamped into the scanner/decontamination booth table… thing. Yeah.
 * And later, handcuffed to a pillar. This happens a lot in this episode.
 * Downer Ending: The Doctor makes a big point on how no one can die this time in order for things to work out. Suffice to say... things don't go according to plan. And then some.
 * Even Evil Has Loved Ones:
 * Everybody Lives: The Doctor attempts to do this, but it doesn't work.
 * Evil Gloating: How Alaya goads Ambrose into acting.
 * Faceless Goons: The army that Restac wakes up consists solely of these. They even have masks.
 * Fantastic Racism
 * Fate Worse Than Death:
 * General Ripper: Restac
 * Heroic Sacrifice/Taking The Death Ray:.
 * Humans Are Bastards: Played with; considering how previous interactions between humans and Silurians have gone, the humans -- with one notable exception -- come off quite well, all things considering.
 * Idiot Ball: Seriously, what the hell?
 * It probably had to do with.
 * But then
 * The Doctor not heeding his companions when they urge him to leave leads to.
 * Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: How many shots are fired by the mooks here?
 * Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique: How Ambrose threatens to get information on how to cure her father. It doesn't work.
 * Last Breath Bullet:
 * Looks Like She Is Enjoying It:
 * Mad Scientist: Subverted. The Silurian scientist that we first see Playing With Syringes was actually quite a nice guy, and reasonably sympathetic to the humans.
 * Nice Job Breaking It Hero:
 * Putting On the Reich: Restac's epaulettes are red, white, and black like the old German flags, and she has a scar down one side of her face like Nazi commando leader Otto Skorzeny. Plus, Fantastic Racism and MadScientists.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Eldane.
 * Really Dead Montage:
 * Reset Button: At least the reset button has a "snooze" function, although it is usually ten minutes not.
 * Ret Gone:
 * Sociopathic Soldier
 * Sealed Evil in A Can: Restac's Army, re-canned at the end.
 * Sealed Good in A Can: The Silurian elder Eldane, woken up to try and prevent the war, then re-sealed to do the same again in 1,000 years time.
 * Shown Their Work: All of the warrior Silurians are female, with the males being more peaceful and willing to debate options. In many reptile species the females are larger, more aggressive (although often to protect young) and more territorial than the males.
 * The reason would be appear to be the same here too, as Alaya taunts Ambrose about being unable to protect her family. A later episode has a Silurian placing emphasis on "a mother's instincts".
 * Tear Jerker:
 * Thanatos Gambit:
 * Torture Always Works: Haha, no.
 * Villain Ball: Alaya and Restac. They're just aching to exterminate humanity, seeking to gain just cause for a genocidal war.
 * Wham Episode:
 * What Could Have Been: While it was cut for whatever reason, Rory and Alaya have a nice scene where he brings her food, his deeply religious Dad is mentioned for the only time and manages to foreshadow both his many deaths and "The God Complex".
 * Wham Episode:
 * What Could Have Been: While it was cut for whatever reason, Rory and Alaya have a nice scene where he brings her food, his deeply religious Dad is mentioned for the only time and manages to foreshadow both his many deaths and "The God Complex".