Title of Show/Funny

"Jeff: So movies make good musicals? Hunter: ...well, they make musicals."
 * Most of the show.

"Susan: You sketched that turtle you saw in in ad on late-night cable TV! Heidi/Hunter/Jeff: Tippy Turtle! Susan: But your fourth-grade teacher said: Heidi: "You can't draw!" Susan: Oh, those vampires just won't let you be! Hunter/Jeff: Fuck you, Ms. Johnson! Word."
 * Pretty much all of "Original Musical", and Hunter calling Jeff a "cracker".
 * During Die, Vampire, Die!: