Mai-chan's Daily Life/Headscratchers


 * So, somehow, we're supposed to believe that the events that happen to Mai-Chan and her friends somehow manage to carry out  for what appears to be years upon years without any sort  of authority figures finding out about it,  and taking appropriate action in order to ensure the safety of  Mai-chan to study her regenerative properties to discover the  secrets of immortality, which would result in the single most  groundbreaking discovery in human history? Furthermore, why  do the owners of Mai-chan insist on using her as a high-price sex  slave instead of allowing her to be  studied by a group of scientists in exchange for massive amounts  of wealth and power? And even if you were to argue that the  owners refused to do so out of fear of the authorities  discovering what they have been doing to her for all these years,  history has proven time and  time again that even grade - A war criminals can  and will be excused for all of their wrongdoings in exchange for  potentially useful information in the field of science and  medicine, often to the point where all of their crimes are  covered up and treated as if though they've never happened. But  wait, there's more! Not only that, but we are supposed to believe  that none of this occurred to the people who first discovered  Mai-chan, or even the god damn parents of Mai-chan, or even  the god damn doctors who probably had seen Mai-chan up close  and personal for medical reasons in the past, all of this  combined with for god knows how long Mai-chan has been wandering  around as a free person in the past while nobody notices her  seeming immortality and super-regenerative properties? No. No.  No. Bull. Shit.
 * The existence of this thing bugs me. What the hell was going on in Waita Uziga's head?
 * Believe it or not some people get off with this sort of thing.
 * If your humour is black enough, it also makes for a decent comedy.
 * For me it's not the existence of the comic that bugs me but the fact that some people actually masturbate to this. And think it's funny.
 * The reason it is funny is that it is so completely over the top and has so much Did Not Do the Research going on that it tends to crack up anyone with a somewhat dark sense of humor (I mean, ?). On the other hand, if you actually get aroused by it, seek help, because taken at face-value and completely straight it is disturbing like hell.
 * Now I'm no expert on the subject, but since Mai, and she doesn't like pain...wouldn't it have been a lot easier to
 * Mai isn't that bright; also, it would've cut down on the implicit gorn in the sequence.
 * Since Kizuna enjoys pain, while Mai has the normal human reaction to it, when they are forced to fight for their clients' enjoyment, wouldn't it have made more sense for Kizuna rather than Mai to throw the fight?
 * The client explicitly forbade them to rig the fight.
 * Mai and the other slaves can't die, right? why don't they just leave?
 * I think I remember hearing somewhere that, though they have very powerful regenerative abilities, they aren't truly immortal. It would take some secret method, and a lot of it, but they can be killed. Presumably, their 'owners' know this method.
 * It's in an omake. Total destruction of every cells will kill them, such as being thrown into an incinerator. I guess being completely eaten by Mr.Tiger would work too.
 * Given that they've got Alex Mercer levels of regeneration, I don't think that a few pistol shots in the ass on the way out the door at top speed will ruin much. Unless bitchy's got a flamethrower. If it's biomass that's the problem, go Mook Horror Show and eat a few clients.
 * Given that Mai had regenerated with the aid of a chicken at the start, why would anybody sane would want to put their junk into her, knowing that there's a damn good chance she might just absorb it as "foreign matter". That being said, why doesn't it actually happen? She can only activate it if she chooses to? In that case why doesn't she just die?
 * You expect a porny fetish pump to stand up to scrutiny and have internal logic?
 * Presumably, the absorption process takes longer than the average intercourse.