Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds/Laconic


 * 1) The bumbling goofball causes collateral damage (or planetary destruction) without even thinking things through... or having a good reason... hell, it was probably just an accident.
 * 2) Someone completely arbitrary causes The End of the World As We Know It by accident.

"Visit unabridged version--*BOOM* Oh, great. Ya blew it up!"