Sacred Hospitality/Quotes

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"

- Michael Waits, Troll 2

"Jabbar: "My tent is Your tent." Vimes: "It is? really?" Jabbar: "My wives are your wives." Vimes: (panicking) "They are? really?" Jabbar:: "My food is Your food. (Gives Vimes a sheep's eye) The best part." (muffled snickeringing from assembled D'regs) Vimes: "This looks like a sheep's eyeball." Carrot: "Yes sir, but it is unwise to-" Vimes: "You know what? I think this is a little game called 'See what Offendi will swallow'. I am not swallowing this, my friend." Jabbar: "Then it is true that you can see farther than most." Vimes: "So can this food. My father told me never to eat anything that can look back." (laughter quits, tense moment...) Jabbar: (Slaps vimes on the back; Vimes drops the eye) "Well done! Extremely good! First time it have not worked in twenty years! Now sit, we have proper rice and sheep just like mother!""

- Jingo