Short List

"Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order: That is all."
 * Simpson, Homer.

- Horst

A "List" that is so short it doesn't seem appropriate to call it a list (probably no more than 2 items). Even so, it is presented in a "list format".

An obsessed list-maker is frequently responsible for a Comically Short List.

Contrast Long List.

Live-Action TV

 * The Late Show with Stephen Colbert had a bit called "The Late Show's Tolerance Tips" that fits.
 * On a 2017 episode of Saturday Night Live there was a list given of people willing to perform for Donald Trump's inauguration that had just two entries on it.

Western Animation

 * In The Simpsons, after Homer's workplace is bought out, he is fired. Even though Homer is the only person on the list, Horst takes the time to state the list is in alphabetical order.