Black Swan/Funny

"Waiter Scott: You got enough cheese? Lily: No, but you do."
 * (A waiter is using corny pick-up lines on Lily while serving her food)

"Lily: Oh my God, you did, you fantasized about me! *gasp* Was I good?!"
 * Lily's reaction when she finds out about Nina's wet dream:


 * When Nina stabs Lily with a piece of broken mirror, her first idea afterward is to unceremoniously drag the body into the bathroom with the mirror still under it.

"Erica: You've been drinking. Nina: Ding-ding-ding-ding!
 * Nina, high on Ecstasy and drunk, faces an interrogation by her Stage Mom after a night on the town:

Erica: What else? What else have you been doing?

Nina: *feigns surprise* Oh, you wanna know their names ?"

"Beth: Did you suck his COCK?"
 * This troper couldn't help but laugh when Beth was questioning Nina on how she got the part.