YouTube Poop/Funny

AlvinYTP
"Fat Lady: Still I think he's RATHER TASTY!!!
 * Just to note, this is the YouTube account of Alvin-Earthworm, creator of the popular series Super Mario Bros. Z, so you can expect to see some good stuff from him. For example...
 * Aladdin Commits Suicide is probably his best YTP. It's hard to make poops near ten minutes, but he makes it work by having one hilarious moment after the other.

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Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth!

Aladdin: The truth?!

(Jasmine stares at him with a Death Glare as the music from The Omen plays. It builds up with the camera zooming into her face more and more while the screen turns red and the chanting gets louder and more dramatic, all while occasionally cutting to Aladdin, who's babbling like an idiot. Then, just as the tension gets to its highest point...)

Jasmine: I hate you. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Jafar: Pussy-pussy-pussy Jafar: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, YA BIG BLUE pussy. Aladdin: Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's- Jafar: Pussy."
 * There's also some fun with Jafar:

"Wario: Obey Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ario, destroy CEREAL! Ganon: THAT'S WRONG!!!
 * BUT IT'S WRONG!!!, reuploaded by sroser414 as my boy thats wrong youtube poop.

Wario: Obey Wario, destroy TOASTERS!

Mario: THAT'S WRONG!!!

Wario: Obey Wario, destroy yo ASS!

Dr. Robotnik: STILL WRONG!!!"

avojaifnot
"Sally: Your videos are terrible. (pulls out clipboard covered in phrases indigenous to generic 2007 YTPs) Jack: Not anymore! (breaks clipboard over his knee) +10,000 SUBSCRIBERS"
 * NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL, especially Dr. Facilier's GentleMentleMen remix.
 * "If you relax it will enable me... to fuck your mother!" (the low point in this video)
 * "I'll look deep into your soul!" *WEEGEE* "Now you don't have a soul!"
 * "The CAR. The CAR! The COCK~"
 * "Transformation sex! Can you feel my cock in your oooooooootheeeeeeeeeeer... saaaauuuce!
 * "Now you will spend the rest of your life with meeeeeeeeeeee!"
 * "This is just a minor COCK in a major SEX! I just need more BUSINESS!"
 * The mega-mask eats the screen.
 * Chester A Bum Collides With The Fortunate Heavenly Body of Otakuwoman (But don't take offense to Morshu's line.)
 * THINGS CHANGED AFTER THAT FATEFUL CRASH ON THE PIANO. THE BLACK CAT STOLE A BIKE. THE ORANGE CAT LOST HIS SOUL.
 * "My answer is two words: EAR RAPE"
 * BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN (Where?!)
 * Island of the Island and Sid Tears Toys Apart, Lisa, a pleasant pair of Pokemon poops
 * Jack Skellington Fractures All His Bones Trying To Conquer The Dory Holidays

"Esmerelda: You SUS!
 * AVOJAIFNOT GETS EVISCERATED FOR MAKING THE MOST SACRELIGIOUS YOUTUBE POOP IN EXISTENCE
 * I just made thousands of innocent slaves sing a saus joke. I'm a horrible person.
 * Your face! (CD-i Ganon appears in the background)
 * And then their chariots were completely obliterated.
 * Last night, I fucked Kagami.
 * Did Moses saus like Ramses? Did Ramses knock up Kagami? Will they ever show Moses's mom ever again? Find out next time on The Prince of Egypt Z.
 * he just went through all the trouble to say yes for you and you have to say no now, you ungrateful BASTARD
 * PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID EGYPTIAN HELL
 * so moses goes back to egypt to live his life as a prince and forget about his sister and his entire family. how do i know this? because in the original scene he runs right the ENTIRE TIME but he's running left now so he's going back to his home now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 * THE FIRES OF HELL ARE BEING UNLEASHED. RUN MOSES, RUN. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
 * INSERT MOSES GETTING BRUTALLY DRAGGED﻿ HERE
 * Oops. Hold on, kids. Annoying little girl is having a slight malfunction.
 * A name for a certain insane, green-haired catfaced policewoman.
 * MOSES WAS DROPPED TO HIS DEATH, MUCH TO RAMSES'S GREAT DISMAY. HE IS AFTER ALL OF US.
 * THE ZEROTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALL NOT HAPPILY DECLARE YOUR EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION TO MILK AND MEAT
 * Then Moses's staff/snake had an identity crisis
 * The mashup of one of the songs in the film with Bad Romance (By the power of Ra, ra, ra-a-ah!)
 * I am not using Anubis and Anukis.
 * "I'm more important than you'll ever be in your life, so fuck you!"
 * I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY *nukes the entire freakin' planet*
 * The Devil's Guide to Playing Circus Gallop with Your Fingernails, Step 4.26, a truly epic poop.
 * VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALREADY OVER YOU STUPID GOAT
 * The lines flash across the screen almost too fast to read or even pause accurately.

Phoebus: Ah-ah-ah... I'm the god of SUS!"

"Spyro: Hot hot bitches!"
 * "Douchée!"
 * Spyro the Dragon's appearance.

"Kiara: Why you bring me DONUTS? Simba: Because you are Mike. Kiara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * "I RAPE dragons!" (awkward word splicing lol)
 * THERE IS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG WITH MY PIANO
 * U.N. Owen Was Her
 * And then Jay Chou challenged himself to a piano duel but he kept losing!@1 loolol
 * "I don't know, I really love dickdickdick"
 * "Butt buddy!" (whenever someone originally says "buddy", i have the tendency to change that to "butt buddy". it's an easy, efficient, and instant sex joke. it's also very stupid.)
 * "Two words: MORE RAPE NOT AGAIN YOU SUCK UN-SUBBED"
 * That's seven words.
 * "THE WORLD WILL BE YOURS" And then Satan gave up on his attempt to take over the world. The end.
 * Demon code RURU
 * ruru insid joeks olo
 * teribl wai 2 hold gitar 0/5 unsub
 * "I keep hallucinating sauce." "Sauce sauce sauce sauce"
 * NO FANSERVICE FOR YOOOUUU!!
 * "Wait a sex!"
 * "Fuck my computer!" dzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZT TRAUART
 * ogm avojaifnot you ripipd of 450985092 ppl theer unsubd
 * "I don't even know how I got HEAD!"
 * "COCK!" NO SERIOUSLY, WHO SAYS "CANDY" LIKE "CAHWN-DY"?
 * JESUS'S SUS'S
 * My favorite part of the game: sus. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The end.
 * Hitler rants about 25fps
 * Akira Battles Darth Izumi In Front Of A House
 * Pinkish Pastry Receives The Pulitzer Prize For Reasons Unknown
 * "Rocky can suck my ass!"
 * "I'm just glad none of da police showed up!" (cut to Rocky in a jail cell while a snippet of "The Lonely Man" plays)
 * "They're not Strong Bad!"
 * "I'm having wonderful sex (Sex joke #97438234) right now!"
 * Glaceon's appearance (Glaceon is typically linked to TheChutley).
 * MULAN'S TOOTAT PROTOOS HER FROM HARH
 * "Ancestors! Ancestors! Incest INCEST INCEST"
 * "Fuck you! I see you have a sauce!"
 * "I am the powerful powerful... Morshu."
 * "I don't do that tongue thing." "MMM"
 * "Double Dishonor"
 * "Sis, if I was my reaeREAer, my cow would see straaaaaight through your armor!"
 * "The Huns have struck here, here, here, here, here, here, and here, here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, here, he-"
 * "Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Pour the pee. Tour the tea. Tour the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 * Mulan accidentally nukes Paris with a dragon cannon. Frollo blames the matchmaker.
 * The Day Demo Stood Still (Or Something Like That)
 * Spectrum Scramble Wreaks Havoc On A Stereotypical Western Town
 * "That means there's Ganon in the tub!" "Join me, Pinkie Pie. Or else you will DIE!"
 * If you think I'm going to put in some NSFW picture You are incorrect
 * Joe Ligotti Collects All The Power Stars Using His Action Figures
 * Zira Throws Pride Rock Into A Black Hole And Exiles The Entire Universe (especially the SOPA joke)
 * KOVU (In case you didn't know what the hell Zira just said, well, here ya go.)
 * These lines near the end:

(Kiara is clobbered by a flying box of Dunkin Donuts)"

"Simba: I'm counting on you. (Numbers appear over Timon's head)"
 * An earlier Lion King Youtube Poop.

Boogidyboo (Retired)

 * Robotnik Protects His Sex:
 * I just got here BOOM! if it sounds too good to be true, It's probably SEMEN!
 * Robotnik Blinks:
 * "It's time to unleash my body parts, and FUCK Sonic like a bug!"
 * Robotnik, She Wrote:
 * "If I had captured your companion, I'd be FUCKing him right now!"
 * Robotnik singing "Running in the 90s"
 * "There's no escape from the wrath of..." "...diabetes."
 * The ending. "Oh, he'll be fine, he's fat."
 * Robotnik is Unstoppable:
 * "I haven't seen such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Walrus Guy!"

CaptainOhYeah
"Mr. Read: My dick in your ass! Mr. Haney: I'll take it."
 * Arthur's Addicted To Internet Porn.

"Arthur: WE GOTTA OPEN IT."
 * When Arthur and Buster put in the porn DVD, they see a (fanart) picture of Mrs. Read undressing.


 * The ending.

captpan6
"Tom Bergeron: When BLAHBLAHBLAH heard that BLAHBLAH had done it in BLAH days, BLAHBLAH beat him by BLAH-ing it in BLAH days. What did she do? Gilbert Gottfried: ME! David (the contestant): I'm gonna agr-r-r-r-r-ree.
 * Heroes in a Nutshell, a TMNT poop, from beginning to end, and every single last thing in between.
 * Yar Har Fiddle-dee-dees his Buccaneers:
 * PRECIOUS BOOTY! PRECIOUS BOOTY! PRECIOUS BOOTY!
 * You Fool!:

Gilbert: (with a nuclear explosion going off behind his square) YOU FOOL!"

"George: How do you doo-doo, Alan? Do you perhaps eat Conker's Bad Fur Day for breakfast? Alan: (eating the cartridge) Yeah! George: (terrified) ALERT! ALERT! BIRDS!
 * George's Handsome Volcano Conkers:

(boom)

Alan: I'm planning to snuff out all the niggers, and the...

George: (Spit Take) JEEZ-ASS CHRIST!

Alan: Now, I'm off to an orgy.

George: You're stupid!

Alan: Wa-hey!"

Combuskenisawesome
"Vakama: Do Not Want!"
 * Bionicle 2: Bootleg Subtitles!

""It's time to go organic.""
 * Metru Nui is translated as "Nui of Subway."
 * plate launcher
 * 107- THE P0VVER RANGER$ 0PERATl0N 0VERDRlVE ADULT PARTY CART00N

CommanderGwonam

 * My Civilized Response to Morshu's Immature Words. It's best not to quote it here.

cs188
"Jack: Awesome! Awesome! Glorious! -Fluttershy letting out soft screams- Elmo: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Jack: OK, Elmo- Wait a minute! 1, 2, 3... we found an orgy!"
 * cs188's poops tend to be massive barrages of sex jokes and swearing, yet it still manages to be funny.
 * My Little Porno: Friendship with Benefits, with Jack Black pleasuring Fluttershy.

"Twilight Sparkle: I just hope Princess Celestia isn't upset with us for jizzing in the salad. Princess Celestia: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
 * From the same pony YTP, "My little PENIS frieeeeeennnnndddds!"
 * Same poop again:

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia is upset with us."

""OH PLZ! OH PLZ! OH PLZ! OH PLZ! OH PLZ!""
 * Another gem from cs188: Pooping the Charts Volume 6. Eminem's (very NSFW) rap at 3:25 must be heard to be believed.
 * Ev'ry day I'm bufferin'
 * You shittin' me?!
 * How can Party Rock be in the house if everybody's outside? ?_?
 * "I got the moooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooose!"
 * ~My PENIS is big. My PENIS is haaaard! My PENIS got them moves like Jagger!~
 * "But I'm pretty sure it's Rule 34!" *shows Rule 34 Know Your Meme page*
 * "Can't even show it now 'cause it's even larger than last time and Jack would surely get this video age-restricted." Also Twilight's look of disgust.
 * Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit, a hilarious recount of Michael Rosen's graphic childhood.
 * Gaston Pleasures Himself to the Sound of His Own Voice.
 * "Waxonator is the best and the rest is all drips!"
 * "When I was a lad I'd watch four dozen pornos to help me get ERECT! And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen inches of my DICK!"
 * "Roughly the size of a BOB!"
 * "And every last inch of me's covered with BICEPS TO SPARE!"
 * "I'm especially good at E-JAAAA-CU-LAAAA-TING!"
 * "LARGE SEMEN INTAKE!"
 * "When I was a lad I ate feces!" "Noooooooooooooooo!"
 * Legends of the XXX Temple Part 2- TEMPLE RUN.
 * "Everyone knows that an Indian's residence of choice was a PENIS."
 * "One partner from each teeeeeeam will fasten his flap to the pole, and get ready to fasten his flapping DICK!! to the pole, and get ready to go back down onto his partner's long cock!"
 * In Legends of the Hidden Temple, each team has one boy and one girl. So...wait a minute...both players have a penis? That can end only two ways...
 * "But before we get started, we're gonna hear a bunch of Bull SHIT!!!"
 * "Spin the ship's wheel, and you can descend into the shit. There, you must have sex...in the ass...with Kirk Fogg!"
 * "And the doorway may open by running into the sign." *CLANG* "Ha ha ha ha﻿ ha!" *CLANG* "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "She's gotta swing out on the rope and knock down the cock!"
 * "Into the room of the ancient whoas and-" *screams* "OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!" "Caught by a Pedobear!"
 * Muse Get Caught In A Supermassive Ass Hole.
 * "The time has come to RAAAAAPE MEEEE!"
 * "Come ride with me through the CUM RIDE! I'll show you how KIIIIING!" Raaaaaaaawr~
 * "Don't sleep on the JOJ!"
 * "Oh, baby, don't ya know I suck cock!"
 * The most famous one: "You c***! Fuck you in your anus! You and I must FAAF! =FAAF ENGAGED=
 * "I want to exercise (THAT'S NOT FUCKING EXERCISING)"
 * Nickelsh!t Writes A Song About Bodily Functions.


 * "Look at this FUCKING SHIT!"
 * "I've got a face full of BAT SHIT!"
 * "Everyone wants a BIG BLACK COCK!"
 * "That SHIT makes me SHIT!"
 * BREAKING NEWS: FIRE ALERT--NICKELBACK SUCKS
 * "We were sittin' in the back when SHE SQUEEZED MY DICK!"
 * "It's hot! It's hot when you're breathin' in MY ASS!"
 * "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!"
 * OMABA'S NEW WORLD ORDER ACID TRIP, cs188's 20,000 subscriber video, is hilarious from beginning to end, but what really sells it is Obama's speech at the beginning of the video.
 * Owl Shitty.
 * "I'd rather fuck a thousand sheep!"
 * "I feel like smoking crack ackackackackackackackackack" IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR *robot fires lazor*
 * "START SHIT"
 * Shinedown Scream About Things on the Edge of a Cliff.
 * "I'm not angry, I'm just angry!"
 * "Make them realize this is SPARTA!"
 * The second use of FAAF: "I created the SUS, when you gonna wake up and FAAF!"
 * Gotye knows somebody that he used: "But you didn't have to CUT IT OFF!. AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Deepercutt
"The Joker: Jingle smells, Batman bells, Robin got laid! The Batmobile lost an egg and the Joker got a Wii!"
 * The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed'':

"Robin: Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas? Batman: No."
 * Later, while Batman and Robin are watching the street below:

"Spider-Man: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks.
 * Revenge of the Mad Madman:

JJJ: What are we gonna call this guy? Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: That's crap. Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: Crap! Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: Pretty good. But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! "Doctor Ro-bot-nik". Hoffman: I like it. ... JJJ: What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out. --- Peter: I'm responsible. Aunt May: For what? Peter: For what happened to Uncle Ben. I shot him. --- Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that! Doc Ock: I'm Batman. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that! Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: Pizza time!"

DaThings1
"Simba: I LOL in the face of danger."
 * If Epic Movie can be applied to a YouTube Poop, that poop would have to be The LOL King.

"Scar: That was today? Oh, I feel so gay!"
 * Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.
 * "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
 * The question is, does Zazu mean play with or "play with"?

"Simba: I'm gonna rock! Scar: Oh Dedede. *King Dedede appears briefly*"

"Wolf: And what might be in your basket? Little Red Riding Hood: Three large oak trees."
 * The Double Rainbow video gets a short cameo.
 * We are gonna play Blue's Clues!
 * Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
 * Since one of this troper's relatives directed a play of Into the Woods last summer, he LOL'd at {YTP} ~ Woods.
 * "I have pot for yoooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooou!"
 * "There's a lump on her rump big enough to HUMP!
 * "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! I have no wood, nor no one should!"
 * "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, who is already dead!"
 * "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
 * "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
 * "WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS... And home before dark!"
 * "Jaj, why so serious?
 * This little gem:

""Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!""
 * "I guess this is goodbye, old plate!"
 * "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"
 * "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"
 * "Whoa!" "Nun!" "Sus!" "The!" "Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink" "Never wear more than a bull" "Or open your maam!" "The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
 * "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
 * "The cow is GAGA!
 * {YTP} ~ Illegally Blonde is an extremely insane look at the musical version of Legally Blonde
 * "Lawl school?" "Yes, daddy. Lawl school." "Darling, lawl school is for people! And you are but a nun!"
 * "I still don't see one reason to admit you!"
 * "...Lol."
 * "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
 * "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"
 * "Have yourself a soup."
 * The alternate ending.


 * The 90's were a point in time
 * Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!
 * Stop!...

DinnerWarrior
"Monsieur D'Arque: I'm loving it. *Ronald McDonald appears* Gaston: Have it your way. *The Burger King appears*"
 * Although DinnerWarrior's better poop is undoubtly "Gaston and Frollo get a life", I hold a special fondness for "Link offends a terrorist". I'm not going to quote either of them because Frollo will get pissed.
 * I'll quote anyway: "Beata Maria, you know I am a HOLY SHIT MY HAIR IS ON FIRE"
 * I'll take that risk as well:

"Frollo: Shigeru Miyamoto, you know I play World of Warcraft all day long, so tell me why I have constipation, Nyoro~n."
 * So shall I:

"Frollo: Hellfire- *whoosh* The fire is out. *punch* Ow, my hip! *punch* Ow, my spine!"
 * Me too:

"Ursula: You're here, because you have a thing for this "Prince" fellow. Ariel: Da prince is gay. Ursula: That's right! The only way to get Mr. Prince... is to become a man! Ariel: Can you do that? Ursula: ~I admit that in the past I've been a bitch. / They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a pimp. / But you'll find that nowadays / I've mended all my ways / Repented, seen the light and made a switch to decaf!
 * Gaston and Lefou's argument over who saw Saw.
 * The surprise cameo of
 * Disney Villains Shouldn't Give Or Get Sex Changes.

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Ursula: Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get Deepercutt to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to fuck you. But if he doesn't, you turn back into a woman, and Krobo Productions belongs... to me."


 * And The Stinger.

"U.S Army Air Field Location...[CENSORED] No. of Planes...[CENSORED] What Men Think...[CENSORED] Mikuru Pictures...[CENSORED!!]"
 * The Scout Tries to Hit on Haruhi

"Haruhi: I don't have any time for ordinary humans! Scout: Do you have any idea who I am? Haruhi: Not really. Scout: I'm basically...kind of a big deal. Haruhi: Not really. Scout: (while flexing his muscle) Aw man, that's beautiful. Haruhi: Not really. Scout: You listening? Haruhi: Not really. Scout: I'm a force of nature. Haruhi: Not really.
 * Then there's the part where the aforementioned event in the title takes place:

Scout: I-I- don't even know where to start.

Haruhi: Shut up!"

"King: Link, where's the pizza I saved for dinner? Link: Yeah, like you need more to eat, you fat, old king. King: What did you say?! Link: I said you're a glutton. King: I'm warning you, boy! Link: *throws rubber chicken* King: Stop throwing shit at me! Link: *throws potato* Link: Fat! Fat! Fat! King: *throws dictionary* Link: Ouch."
 * Link Discovers Ganon's Least Favorite Color.

"Gwonam: Your majesty. Link is in space. Link: Whussup? Gwonam: And it is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon. King: Why Link? Gwonam: It is written here. Morshu: Who wrote it? Gwonam: ... That is of no concern of yours."
 * Also...

"Robotnik: I love this show! What's wrong with me?!"
 * Robotnik Watches My Little Pony, mostly because of Robotnik's reaction to watching it.

"Luigi: Anyway, I was banished from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, for plowing Princess Toadstool. Now, before I put my 'thing' in her 'you-know', I put on a Magnum condom. Unfortunately, the condom broke, so I took the pill!
 * Dan Backslide shows up to demonstrate "a look at a typical brony", and to bring the "Confound those ponies, they drive me to drink!" meme full circle.
 * Fluttershy breaking up the big fight scene near the end. "WAAAAAIT! Cupcaaaaakes!"
 * All is made extra funny when you realize that Robotnik's reaction was probably the same as every man who watched the show for the first time.
 * The spy's reluctant request. The best parts are.
 * This bit from Mama Luigi Bends Physics

Yoshi: Luigi, pill is for Princess.

[Beat]

Luigi: YEEEEEEEEARGH!!!! Child support's gonna add up fast!"

"Heavy: Some people say I touch myself. Maybe. *Cue to Heavy touching himself*"
 * Also, "Mario was attacked by "Wizards in Winter" and "Indestructible"!
 * The reference to The Six Million Dollar Man towards the end.
 * The Heavy needs therapy...Badly

DurhamrockerZ
""SEAKING! SEAKING! SEAKING! OIL PAINTINGS! OIL PAINTINGS-- SEAKING!!""
 * DurhamrockerZ's Hank Hill Is A Dick
 * From the same person Hank Of The Hill.

electricthecheese
""Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!""
 * Robotnik wants KFC. The whole video is a wonderful example of the kind of psycho-hilariousness that makes for the best YouTube Poops, but these examples stand out:

""The train will hit the tree, and the tree will change the switch, and then, when the train goes down that side track and hits that cliff, the tree will hit the switch, and the switch will change the train, and the train will hit the cliff, and the side track will hit the tree..."

"Hmmm...the train is late!"

"...and the bucket will change the chicken, and then, when the bucket of chicken hits the train, Robotnik's bucket of chicken gonna go boom, and then the switch will FINGERBANG the bucket of chicken, and then the SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP will run into walls, and then Mama Luigi will be pincushioned to death, and then the bucket of chicken will go out with a BANG!""

"Sonic: "You dudes lookin' for that speed-burnin' blue dude?" Scratch: "YEAAAAAAHHH""

"Stu: Fucking Angelica. Making chocolate pudding is my fucking life."
 * "Aren't I taller than tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a?"
 * Sperms with frickin lazer beams
 * Stu contemplates suicide at 4am:

Geibuchan
"Sue: Hey, where's Blinky? Clyde: Aah, he probably saw The Hills and took off!"
 * The Kings Epic Adventure, a YTP so big, it has its own page.
 * This Take That from Geibuchan's Pac-Man Gets Belated on His Birthday:


 * From Bagheera's Cognitive Development is in Question:
 * Bagheera pulling the Duck Season! Rabbit Season! bit on Mowgli.

GoodVsEvil1314

 * The entirety of Malweegee Finds a Cure for Latm Molk, but primarily the beginning with Mario suggesting they teach the cavemen to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Ganon retorting that "Melee's the greatest".

HotFriedSkadoosh
"King: Zelda, you have no breasts!
 * Zelda Gets Breast Implants:

Zelda: What?

King: You look like a boi!"

"Zelda: What have you done to me?! Link: (performs a Wild Take) Link: Goddamn, Zelda! You've got back! King: (Face Palm) That saying is for butts, you dipshit."
 * And then, there's the part after Zelda gets the breast implants (which was completely against her will):


 * Robotnik Forces Jay Leno to Retire. Just the beginning with Robotnik saying "It's Howdy Doody time" out of an audience of kids. And of course the ending, which you're better off seeing yourself.

Igiulamam (Suspended)
"Saruman: The old world will burn, industry will burn, forests will burn, a new order will burn. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- We will drive the machine of war with the sword, and the sword, and the sword, and the spear, and the sword, and the spear, and the iron sword of the spear."
 * A Minute Of Reflection. The entire thing.
 * Saruman Has a Breach in His Wall:

Imaperson
"Link: Goddammit, it's so boring here, I wanna go home! The King: My son, this is your home and you're going to stay here until you're 18. Link: I wanna leave!"
 * MEI GOES FOR A WALK
 * I'm so hungry, I could eat a INSERT PENIS JOKE HERE
 * "Des-troy my fuck-ing face!"
 * SUPER DUPER SUPER MEN
 * The Penguin Loses Custody of His Penguins
 * AND THEN HE DIED AGAIN WHILE BEING DEAD
 * Lilek and the Doom of Friends. The exaggerated tones of the voices makes it hard not to laugh.


 * GASTON GETS CHUTLEY DISEASE AND THE HOIP WHILE HE WINS A BRONZE MEDAL IN WRESTLING:
 * When I was a lad I was a homosexual, so I was a bitch, and now that I'm straight, I fuck four dozen LeFous.
 * Wait a minute...
 * WELL FUCK
 * ROBOTNIK IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE
 * FUCKING YIFF
 * The Ultimate Hoip Of Hoips: Fern's Christmas Party
 * MIKE AND BRETT GENT, released following an extremely long hiatus due to a copyright scare in the summer of 2011 that led to him setting all of his videos to private until he released the video in late December.
 * The first 20 seconds are a good summary of the madness that is Imaperson.

JitteryDragon

 * Anything made by him.

krakelak

 * Ultimate Dinner Blaster Over 9000, the debut of HarCATSian.
 * The sequel, Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 BETA BITCH.

KroboProductions/Dikekike
"(A duck is smoking.) "No smoking... allowed... in the forest. ...fuck.""
 * Snagglepenis:

"Snagglepuss: Good mornin' day! I'm gay!"
 * Later:

"Sonic: I feel the need for Robotnik's penis! (runs off)
 * Snagglepuss singing the Iron Man theme.
 * Robotnik's Face is Politically Incorrect:

(Tails eats his dust)"

"Robotnik: I'm on the brink of incest! YOU FAIL! Sonic: Gay guys like [Captain Rescue] eat penis for lunch. Robotnik: YER A FAGGOT!"

"Customer Service Guy: How can I help you, King Dedededededededede? Dedede: I need a monster to clobber me! Customer Service Guy: That's what we do best at N.M.N.M.N.M.Dede.M.E. I. Pulled. Up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * King Dedede Inhales a Negative Ion.

Dedede: I need a monster that can put out a fire.

Customer Service Guy: Fuck you, King Dedede."

"Tails: Look, Sonic! There's a big black cloud over Ponyville! Sonic: Tails, Tails! I feel the need for Pinkie Pie!
 * Captain Rescue Gets His Cutie Mark

Captain Rescue: I saw ponies on TV, Sonic, and I fucking loved it!

Robotnik: (showing off his force field) Matt Damon! No one can penetrate it! No one can damage it! (force field breaks) Dammit!

Robotnik: Sonic! You're Justin Bieber!

Sonic: (with Justin Bieber's head) Uh-oh!"

"Narrator: Once upon a time, in the magical land of GERMANY... there were two regal sisters (Tia and Tamara Mowry appear very briefly) who ruled together and harmed all the land. To do this, the eldest used RELISH, the younger, brought out MUSTARD. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their KITCHEN."
 * Friendship is Magnets is pretty much a laugh riot from the off

"Fluttershy: You're not a bad dragon, you just need a Bad Dragon. Now go pack your things. You just need a Bad Dragon, that's all. It´s a porn site."
 * "Are you coughing because of Gary Oak?"
 * "It's- it's so... (pause) CUTE!" "Well, it is Tim Allen!"
 * "The smallest peep could cause a huge cockslide!"
 * Later on we get pretty much the mother of all jokes, most likely aimed at the Furry Fandom

"Pinkie Pie: When I was a little GIRL and my face was going dowwwwwwwwn, my PENIS would always make God frowwwwwwwn! I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I pillow, But GAY Grammy said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all! He said "Pinkie, you got you﻿ you you got you you you got you you you go- learn to ice your pillow. You'll see that they can't hurt you, you just laugh to make them die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa su-u-u-u-us!" *squeak*"
 * "Dear Princess Celestia: I am Twilight Sparkle." "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
 * "That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is tomorrow! It's a paradox!"
 * "My dearest and most faithful student, Twilight: you suck!"
 * Mayor: "Holy SHIT! Seize her!"
 * "Stand back, you IDIOTS!"
 * Pinkie Pie's song:

"Scootaloo: We fuck the fight, fuck the walk, fuck the talk, eat the, uh, cock?"
 * And now for Bill Engvall! (music gets louder and louder until it reaches ear-blasting levels)
 * Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders. The impromptu Marble Zone piano segment.

"Bakin' these treats is such a bitch Add a teaspoon of Godzilla!"
 * The parody commercials. "Hi, Billy Mays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle!" "Enjoy elephants again."
 * Pinkie Pie's other song:

"Guy: Here's my device. [draws a penis] Let's say that this is my hard DICK. Now remember, this could be either a DICK or a COCK or a PENIS."
 * "Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned something."
 * Friendship Is Gic: Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC

"Applejack: So, all you have to do is make a DICK, and LICK IT? Rarity: Oh-oh-oh-oh A-a-a-a-ple-le-le-ja-a-a-a-ack, you make me hard!"
 * Spike: (sentence mixed) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * This.

"Rarity: Sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex *song ends*"
 * (Art of the Dress starts up)

"Rarity: Please, Diamond Dogs... please let me go! Diamond Dog: Hmmm... nah. Rarity: But whatever do you want from me? Diamond Dog: Your precious little PUSSY! Rarity: Oh! Is that all? Diamond Dog: NO! Suck my dick! Rarity: Dick. Diamond Dog: Yes, we said dick! Suck them all! Rarity: But I thought you wanted to FUCK me?"
 * And this:

"Phil: What!? Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?! Carlton: I know I am, dad. (cue dance beat)"
 * "Scaled-Down Horses That I Am Entitled To".
 * "It's not acceptable to call me an Ewok."
 * From The Fesh Pince of Blair, comes this little gem...
 * "Oh my god. He's god." HAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAAAAH.
 * "I am not a *BANG!* killer!"
 * "What can you say about Carlton...He was Carlton."
 * Will and Carlton watching My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, with Geoffrey holding an Applejack toy when they ask if he likes ponies.

"Will: This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO! Carlton: I wanna grow! *grows for a second*...row! Geoffrey: You two are reeaaallllyyyyy lllaaammmmeeee!"
 * (raises hand) Faggot!
 * Would you make me a sandwich?
 * This part:

"Twilight Sparkle: A pony whose contributions to-- Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack out there? What an ass! Twilight Sparkle: Exactly! And-- Pinkie Pie: Ya gonna eat that!? Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack? Pinkie Pie: (blinks, Beat) Fuck you!"
 * "LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF!"
 * "To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken anna nekcihc! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!"
 * The Nutritious Chronicles of Celeryjack


 * "I believe I can FLAALF!"

LinkOnDrugs

 * His entire channel.

Little Kuriboh
"Jafar: The princess will marry me! Sultan: But you're so old. Jafar: The princess will marry me! Sultan: But you're so old."
 * This gem:

"Jafar: Tell me more about my PINGAS. Jasmine: And your PINGAS is so...twisted..."


 * The guards dancing to "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Manwith10toes

 * Stu succumbs to Alzhiemer's:
 * It's the kids!
 * Hey pull my finger!

MadPilot86
"Pokédex: An effective AIDS antidote can be made by smoking weed.
 * ALL of Pikachu is trying to say something, really, but theses scenes take the cake:

Misty: You've got to be kidding.

Pokédex: NO!!!

George the Volcano: No!

Misty: Yeah!

George: No!

Misty: Yeah!

George: No!

Misty: Yeah!

George: No!

Misty: Yeah!

George: No! I'll do you!

(beat)

Misty: Fuck you!

George: No, fuck you!

Misty: Go cunt yourself! Your parents are dead, and you got no friends! (flips him off)"

"Old man: First you stole my boat, and then you destroyed my boat, and then you stole my TOASTERS, and then you smoked my illegal toast, and then you destroyed my bucket of chicken, and then you stole my SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP, and then you fucked my granddaughter. You'll pay for this!
 * Misty Has a Seizure (original video unavailable):

(beat)"

"Max: SAUWS...! Sauce-sauce-sauce-sauce--
 * It has a hint of:

May: --Barbecue--

Max: --Sauce!

Max: (demented laugh) PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!"

"May: You can make fun of my Pokémon all you want, but don't you dare make fun of my CHEESE!
 * May doesn't have any cheese:

Max: You won't believe what my mom did next.

May: NO DON'T SAY IT!!

Max: She thought my sister was gay and actually tried to fuck her!"

mark3611
"Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says Gaston to Gaston! Lefou: Gaston! * Gets punched* Gaston: I'm especially good at factoring! X + 5X + 6 = (X + 2)(X + 3)"
 * Beauty and the Bestiality

"Beast: Show me the girl. Gaston: No one spoons like Gaston! Beast: (enraged) WHAT!?!?"
 * From the same user, Crazy Gaston, specifically Gaston's rockin' guitar solo, and evolving a Kakuna (NOT THE BEES!!!).

"Billy Mays: I hate the environment. Don't you? And: Billy Mays: But I'm not done yet! Billy Mays has the strength to eliminate Germany's military."
 * Billy Mays - Green Away.

MasterOfZoroark
"Rigby: Think of something! (Mordecai thinks, Derpy Hooves appears)"
 * The Irregular Show: Episode 1:
 * Muscle Man raping a food cart.
 * The revelation that Rigby's Rig Juice came out of him.
 * The warped version of the King of the Hill theme playing at the end.
 * The Irregular Show: Episode 2:
 * Mordecai and Rigby go into a GameStop and Mordecai sees the games all have Naked Pops on them. In particular there's Super Pops World, Pops Ace Attorney, Grand Theft Auto with shots from the show on the background, and Pops Trigger.
 * The cashier being a devoted brony.
 * Rigby putting on Halo: Reach, followed by Awesome Reach playing on the TV in G major.
 * This exchange:

"Benson: I can't even take a shower without you guy screwing-- (Benson's towel falls off, Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk)
 * When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box and shoot it at Naked Pops (he's unfazed, of course).

Benson: Fuck no!"

"Mordecai: Rule number 115: No food on the floor. (they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror) Rigby: Fuck that! Mordecai: Rule number 116: No shit on the floor. Rigby: What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!"
 * The Irregular Show: Episode 3:
 * If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".

"Benson: Life without rules is chaos. Discord: Blasphemy. You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something."
 * Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
 * When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
 * Benson shows them Rule 34, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".

"Benson: Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE! Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your shit. Benson: What? Rigby: Yeah. Benson: YOU'RE FIRED! (serene music) Benson: GET OUT!"

"Scratch: I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik! Prof. Oak: Shocking, isn't it?"
 * Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
 * Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he dismembers Rigby with a chainsaw. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
 * Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville has several ridiculously hilarious moments to count:
 * Gumball being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a Rasengan.
 * This bit:

"Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun. Celestia: O: Pops: Oh I agree."
 * Robotnik attempting to kill the Cutie Mark Crusaders them promptly getting chased offscreen by Applejack.
 * Twilight going mad while incarcerated:


 * Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld, a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.

MeiAIDS (Retired)

 * Mrs. Bucket sexually harrases anthropomorphic animals
 * Christmas SURE IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT
 * Toy Story 3

MoBrosStudios
"Clopin: Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed" - MAMA LUIGI!
 * Frollo Opens a Catholic School. There are simply too many gut-busting quotes in here to list.

Frollo: Let's review your alphabet. A? Quasimodo: Blasphemy? Frollo: (Beat) WRONG! Now all of Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!

Quasimodo: I'm sorry, sir.

Frollo: YOU, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU IDIOT! I hate you! This whole city hates you! The world hates you! God hates your face, you motherless piece of shit! (evil glare with Scare Chord)

Mario: Oh! Nice fire you've got here. Can I have it?

Frollo: THE DEVIL'S IN MY FIREPLACE!

Frollo: Beata Maria, burn this idiot!

Phoebus: I'm Phoebus. It means "sexy man."

Guard: Judge, hey, judge? Is this the part where we start kicking?"

"Baljeet: I will become Hanuman-Man, a flying blue monkey that can grow his penis as massive as he desires, to give the hottest dickings ever! (stunned silence) Phineas: ...Cool story, bro."
 * Doofenshmirtz Eats a Kitten:
 * Gwonam crashing into Phineas and Ferb's rollercoaster.
 * "Trash cans!"
 * Candace getting attacked by a giant scorpion.
 * This take on a scene from "Out of Toon":

"Candace: These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! (gestures to what is actually Baljeet) Linda: ...You are a racist whore, Candace."
 * And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":

"Candace: What are you doing here? Phineas: We're directing a porno. Candace: What?! Phineas: We're gonna need a blowtorch, some peanut butter, a glass of limeade, and a giant platypus butt.
 * This scene:

Candace: (beat) That's so wrong, in so many ways... (spazzes out)"

"Muriel: Please have mercy on us. (King Harkinian pops up)
 * Phineas getting turned into a bagel by Mitch's security robots.
 * Eustace Loses a Political Debate:
 * Eustace getting punched out by a giant box of Lean Pockets.
 * "You can take your breakfast, and eat it in Hell!"
 * The disembodied head from "The House of Discontent" being replaced by the Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing 2: "Begin typing now, or suffer!" And just when it's about to kill Eustace for his impertinence:

Mario: DON'T SAY IT!

(King Harkinian goes away)"

"Mario: I am the spirit of Harvest Moon. (box art for Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life appears)"
 * Earlier in that same scene:

"Courage: Thanks, God! God: No prob!"
 * "Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits." "That's Christmas, you moron!"
 * King Ramses torturing Eustace and Muriel with Rebecca Black's "Friday". It literally requires divine intervention to destroy the phonograph.

MountainDewMaNN

 * All of MountainDewMaNN's videos can be considered this if you can withstand the massive amounts of Sensory Abuse. The unexpected Megadeth segment in his Dr. Rabbit video always leaves this troper in stitches.
 * GRANDMA LUIGIS TALES FROM THE BAD MEDICINE RAFT
 * Mario was attacked by a FOOTBALL
 * I fell for 40,000 years.
 * It's a stove, Luigi. You didn't bake it.
 * And those cave kids are gonna whimper when they find I've MASHED all their toys into POTATOES
 * And so we died.

MrRoboto113

 * I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. This troper lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.

MrTennek
"Mario: How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses!
 * The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour:

Luigi: I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!"


 * Doctor Robotnik's Breakfast Fiasco

nirorinify

 * My Little Sauce: Friendship is Nope, subtitled for extra lulz.
 * Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have PORN
 * Good a04:39, 9 January 2014 (UTC)~. My name is Twilight Princess.
 * *clears throat* PINGAS. And you're in charge of the SUS?
 * At 5:12 there is some extremely small text at the bottom of the screen. It's probably not a good idea to be able to read it.
 * Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?... ... ...NO

The_None

 * Apparently The_None's concept of YouTube Poop is along the lines of "acid trip on acid with a side of acid". But that doesn't make his poops any less funny.
 * IS THIS THE END OF OUR HEROES? "You bet your ass!"
 * Critic critic critic critic
 * Full of Country goodness and green HORSE DICK.
 * I'M DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS

pilli10

 * From "Robotnik sees what he has become": "Scratch! Get your dick out of my toaster!"
 * Robotnik vs. Guptil89, the former disagreeing with the latter's questionable tastes in women. And men.

QuibbyJibby
"Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko! Gwonam: Glutko is evil. L: Huh? G: Glutko is Ganon's minion. L: Huh? G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. L: Huh? G: Ganon and his minions are evil. L: I'm going to fuck Glutko anyway."
 * Link's Sexual Frustation:

"Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him! King Harkinian: Fuck you -slap-"
 * King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men. Notable for using two pieces of Awesome Music.
 * Link forgets how his arms work

Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)
"Scratch: Only thirteen more seconds and Dr. Robotnik's gonna be here and tell us how we can ya!
 * Tails Rapes His Airplane"

Grounder: Yeah, huh huh! I bet we get to you in the!"

Stegblob

 * Robotnik Has a Viagra Overdose. The first poop to use Pingas.
 * Robotnik and His Penis Invite Everyone Over For Tea:
 * Come to the snack bar, Run to the snack bar
 * Robotnik wonders how many lights are on his Christmas Tree

SwishFilmsinc
"WalrusGuy: You're the best. That's all there is to it."
 * ALL of The King's Secret, once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
 * Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the The King's Secret says it all.


 * When you get such a comment from none other than WalrusGuy himself, you know it must be true.

tkwtube01

 * Mama Luigi Inflates Beyond His Capacity And Leaves You Clueless. Every last bit.

tomservo3
"Goofy: You are racist, evil and...FAT AS A FAG?!?!?"
 * Rick Astley Doesn't Love You Anymore. The whole thing.
 * Tomorrow We Die

"Dr. Rabbit Ha ha ha. You are now a gay rabbit. All rabbits are queers. Oh...wait! I'm a rabbit. Crap."
 * The Dr. Rabbit joke


 * The Too Smart for Strangers poops. All fucking five of them!

TorNis7
"I.M. Meen: This book was made by Frank Miller, but it isn't good! It's horrible! It sucks monkey balls! It's the most confusing book I've ever read! The story makes no sense!"
 * I.M. Meen Reviews The Dark Knight Strikes Again.

"I. M. Meen: How I hate- *slips and falls* I. M. Meen: How I hate those- *detonated by sticky bombs* I. M. Meen: How I h- *cracking sound, being unable to get up* I. M. Meen: How I hate those Heavy Heavies!- Heavy: What was that, I. M. Meen? *cuts to Gnorris while Heavy fires his minigun at Meen* I. M. Meen: How I- *pauses* Fuck this!"
 * I. M. Meen outtakes

"I. M. Meen: ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?"
 * And earlier...

"I. M. Meen: I got a little crack that'll really make me high."
 * And even later...

"I.M. Meen: Ass! Ass! Gnorris: What? AVGN: AAASSSSSS!"
 * I.M. Vampire. All of it, but especially the Groin Attack and this part:

thechairman45

 * Really, his entire channel is a waterfall of comedic gold, though his most famous poop is Robotnik Dances on the Sidewalk.
 * Never again will you interfere with my PROMOTION!
 * Coconuts, I want you to bone me!
 * Yes, I think I'll have sex with a fish.
 * This is not incest.
 * Sonic will never be able to penetrate my ass!
 * Something has invaded my cock!
 * I'm Dr. Robotnik, I touch cunt!
 * Fuck you Weasley, I'll rape your ass!
 * It's not safe to cum in Robotnik's ass, you could get AIDS.
 * I want you to fuck Sonic and cut his dick down to size!
 * Sonic the Hedgehog is not delicious.
 * That door is stupid!
 * Deliver my baby!
 * Why am I my rocket ship?! (The fact that the first few seconds are him reciting Shakespeare alone makes it worth watching)
 * "Fried eggs." "Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say MY MOM!"
 * "I'm Grounder's mama!" "I don't care!"
 * "This is not a pipe!"

Walrus Guy
""Fu** shi* sh** ta** **** meals..."'"
 * The FCC Shuts Down Rock TV, particularly the end.
 * Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse, a Ratatoing YTP.

"Kid: What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair? Female Rabbit: No! He's just going to die. Kid: Cool! *shits his pants* Kids: Blecchhh! Female rabbit: That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!"
 * Pretty much the entirety of The Second Coming of Doctor Rabbit. These are just some parts that translate well to the written word:

"Doctor Rabbit: ...which reminds me of a story! Kid: A story? Does it have LOTSA SPAGHETTI?

Doctor Rabbit: Well, no...but it does have nudity.

Kids: Cool!

Female rabbit: Once upon a time"

"D.W.: Dad, why won't Arthur wake up? Dad: ...I think he's dead, honey."
 * Shinji's Crappy Lunch. The part at the end where he's pooping out batteries and screams at the top of his lungs for several minutes straight will have you in stitches.
 * Arhur's Massive Throbbing Hit is a rollercoaster of Crosses the Line Twice from beginning to end.

"Simon: When the village chief is happy, we're all gonna die."
 * Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFi.


 * Not to mention the end, where Simon thinks he's just landed on Yoko's breasts...
 * Dr. Rabbit singing Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls song.

Waxonator
"King Louie: Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like you. Bagheera: Fire?! Death Star operative: Commence primary ignition. [begins to fire the Death Star's ray] Bagheera: NOT YET!! Darth Vader: Crap. [the Death Star explodes]"
 * Gaston plays "Lefou's Quest IV": Just all the point and Click Gags.
 * And its sequel, Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell.
 * Robotnik Picks the Wrong Religion: *gasp* "SONIC! Are you telling me WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYY?!"
 * Mowgli Can't Enjoy His Banana:

"(Kaa with a trollface on his head sees Mowgli, slithers down and reads from 'The Script', then slithers up to Mowgli)
 * MDOM Deleted Scene: Bronies.

Kaa: Sssay, now...what brings your muscle-y arms out this way?"

"Mowgli: I'm not afraid... pops up from nowhere] Yoda: You will be... You will be... [slips and falls out of the tree] WAGH!!"
 * Gentlemen; Emperor Cosby

"Zazu: Your parents will be killed. Simba: What? Zazu: Magic. *snort snort*"
 * Ganon saying the Frosted Flakes slogan "They're Gr-r-reat!" at the end of The Grand Spankin' New Adventures of He-Man.
 * Simba and Nala Go To White Castle


 * Mowgli Learns Not To Yodel In the Jungle, the cameo of Chuck Norris right at the start is just the beginning.

Whelt
"Stu: Here's your AAAAAAHHHH, Angelica. Angelica: Where's the chocolate pudding? Stu: Chocolate pudding."
 * It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs:
 * I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
 * Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause'':
 * GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
 * Stu makes a mix-up with the mixes at 4 am:


 * DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD
 * Hello there, I am shaggy and worn, especially after eating toothbrushes!

wikiwow

 * Squarebob and the Fountain of Everlasting Love and Success:
 * Remember what Mr. Krabs says....

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
"Robotnik: I'm demoting you to pingas monkey third class. Now go and mop up the cum. Robotnik: Throw von Schlemmer in the cum!""
 * Robotnik's Pingas Machine

""Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like a girl, your white friend, and CoCo!""
 * TweedProductions' "Robotnik's Adventure" series:
 * In "Robotnik's Evil Adventure", he invents the most inescapable prison ever: World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. Later on he tells Scratch to put up posters of his "robo-junk" around town and predictably Scratch gets arrested.
 * "Robotnik's Facetious Adventure", with Robotnik getting mad over receiving "Jew gold", getting interrupted during his presentation by a sheet of crude doodles (done by deviantART user Ramsely) appearing on his screen, singing in Spanish, deciding to go to the Mushroom Kingdom and changing his mind at the last second, and building an escape-proof synagogue and filling it with pork rinds.
 * Sonic sez "Don't watch an anime called Boku".

Billy Mays

 * IT HAS THE STRENGTH TO Billy Mays THIS FULLY-LOADED 80,000-POUND GLUE TRAILER! NOW THAT'S THE STRENGTH OF MIGHTY EPOXY!
 * Do you suck at life? Do you find yourself wondering how you can end it all? HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY!
 * Why am I shouting? BECAUSE BIG CITY SLIDERS JUST CHOPPED MY BALLS OFF!
 * Are you fed up with trying to shit in a dark room? Tired of getting up every night just to shit? Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: THE BIG CITY TOILET! THE NEW WIRELESS TOILET THAT LETS YOU SHIT ANYWHERE!
 * And the sequel:
 * *Smashes TV that was airing iCarly* iCarly sucks!
 * Have you been turned on by kids before? Are you doing a kid in your bed right now? You fucking pedo! I'll poop on your dog! Join the craze with me, Billy Mays, and poop on your dog!

I.M. Meen
"I.M. Meen: Oh look, what gay fuckers! I.M. Meen: How I hate those Power Rangers! (Power Rangers appear, Meen yells)
 * SayYesToGiygas's take on TorNis's above blooper reel

I.M. Meen: How I...how I...shit!"

"I.M. Meen: Oh look, Giygas!
 * The sequel:

I.M. Meen: How I hate twilight! (screen is covered in a different twilight than you would normally expect) What the fuck?!"

"I.M. Meen: WHERE'S THE DAMN BACKGROUND!?"
 * And this pooper's.

King of the Hill

 * SooshieBoy's HANK HILL GOES TO AN ANIME CONVENTION:
 * I love 2 things, building doll house furniture and being constipated.
 * GreenDeathFlavor's Bobby Sells Crack to Pay for School Supplies:
 * You will not pop it.
 * Bobby's Sanity Meter is Running Low by DasBoSchitt, despite being an April Fool's joke, is still hilarious from start to finish.

The Legend Of Zelda C Di
"Morshu: It's yours my friend, as long as you have MINERAAALZ! Ganon: IT BURNS! (after being hit by a nuclear missile)"
 * IceWind9107's Nuclear Launch Detected

"Lupay: You're someone who must die! Harlequin: Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits."
 * Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay, a short poop which teaches viewers how not to hit on someone you like:

"Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. Zelda: C'mon! I'll go fight Ganon's evil legions! The King: Hmm...OHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA..NO WAY!
 * While it might not be up to snuff for the usual standards of a YouTube Poop, falconmaster925's How the King Hired Link is a pretty entertaining Origins Episode for Link and the gang.

Gwonam: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.

The King: Who the hell is Link?"

"The King: I'm going to fire you, mah boi. Zelda: No. The King: What? Why not? Annotation: Because falcomaster925 told you not to. The King: Fuck."
 * There's also this bit:

"Gwonam: Ganon and his minions are throwing a party at my house! Ganon: (while wearing a party hat) GRRRRREAT!"
 * The Link and the Hyrule Gang series by MechaWeegee91.
 * In Episode 4:

"The King: 'Scuse me while I take a shit! (farting noises) Gwonam: You! What in the holy mother of fuck is wrong with you?! And can we stop with the zoom?
 * Also:


 * camera zooms out*

The King: Uh...next scene!"

"Gwonam: Are you...what? The King: Am I going to hell? Gwonam: Are you serious? The King: I'm cereal. Gwonam: Now, what made you think about this? The King: I watched a YouTube Poop of me dying and going to hell."
 * In Episode 5, the Gang acts out the original opening cinematic of Link: The Faces Of Evil, only this time Link plays the King's role and vice versa. Zelda reluctantly joins in, acting as Gwonam, but The King points out that she forgot the carpet, causing her to snap and attack the camera.
 * Ganon does poetry. That is all.
 * Gwonam teaching the King how to say Koridai.
 * Episode 6 has the King consulting Gwonam in order to find out if he's going to hell.

"Gwonam: You don't wanna see how we play horse. It's so boring. You won't like it. Trust me. Hurry up, King! The King: I've gotta get the ball! Coming! Gwonam: That is no ball! That's Mario Head! Mario Head: Oh, nice arm you got here! *holds up knife* Can I have it?
 * Gwonam and the King decide to play horse, but not before Gwonam addresses the viewers and the hilarity that ensues after it:

Annotation: Is that a threat?"

"The King: Link, we're having a cereal conversation here.
 * The entirety of Episode 8. Especially the ending.
 * Episode 10 has these gems:

Link: Great, I'll grab the LinkyO's!"

""No rules, no fights, no generic sex jokes...just me enjoying a peaceful day.""
 * Link talking to himself after he's left to watch the house.

""This is the last time I go anywhere with you dipshits.""
 * Zelda having to put up with Gwonam and The King's antics.

"The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Duke Onkled: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away. Fari: Yes, my liege. ... The King: ... Fari: ..."
 * randyslicker's "The Mental Health System Fails Again." THE BIRDS are EVIL. THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL!
 * TerrorKommix's FLAHRARARALRH.

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
"Twilight Sparkle: She's a bitch. Crowd: A what?! Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch. Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!"
 * Friendship is De Magiks, particularly the "years of apple fucking" bit with Saria's Song.
 * Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.

"Twilight: "I don't want anyone thinking I jack off to ponies, like Trixie!
 * A bit of a Reverse Funny Aneurysm that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
 * Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
 * "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
 * "Don't ever let me catch you doing my mother again!"
 * This scene:

Trixie: Neigh!"

"Pinkie Pie: Stop with the Ace Attorney references, Mike! It's time to get baked!"
 * Twilight raping Spike.
 * Pinkie Pie Does Something Completely Ordinary by Dark Drifter UK

"Twilight Sparkle: (on seeing the Atomic Rainbomb) Holy shit, Applejack's dead!"
 * My Little Stairs: Lesson Pi has Spike lusting over Mrs. Cake, and some amusing sentence mixing.

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * BarneyIsPerverted's Spingebill Blows Exotic Instruments, particularly Plankton doing the AVGN theme on harmonica.

Super Mario
"King Koopa: I want my feet licked! {two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by Deviant ART" appears at the bottom of the screen}"
 * RevSecond's Super Mario Assity 2:

""Look, I'm a video game!" *Scene from Super Mario Bros. plays* "When the moon BUUUURNS your big pizza pie, that's no good.""
 * ChibsOgItchy's Another Mario head video?

"This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics."
 * Spiritanium's Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the running time and are well worth it to read.

"Mario: We gotta save the princess! Luigi: And, youuuuuuuuu..."
 * "Mama Luigi Leaves The Stove On"...FOR REAL THIS TIME.
 * JeffLindblom's EEEEAAAAUUUUUAAAAHHHH. Pretty much anything involving the titular weird noise. Also Luigi:

"Cheatsy: At last, my dad has cum!"
 * Morton's sexy semen circus, especially the part where Cheatsy jacks off Bowser while he's sleeping.

"King Koopa: Bully, suck Big Mouth's cock! Bully: Pinkie Pie."
 * MidnightMidna's King Koopa is Sued for Copyright Infringement, namely the cameo of the MLP theme tune at the beginning, King Koopa's objection, Big Mouth claiming Prince Hugo is a rapist, the "miniature poodle" Running Gag, and some other choice sentence mixing.

"Prince Hugo: My royal army has just been defeated by niggas."

Team Fortress 2
"Spy: Yippee!"
 * I have plan for you: More pain. HERE I COOOOME!! KISS ME!
 * SO...MUCH...BLOOD!
 * The Team Fortress 2 Abridged meme (not related to The Abridged Series).
 * DrKelexo's abridged Spy: Your mother!
 * Also from the same user: The Sandvich: Abridged. Om nom nom...om om nom
 * PlasticKatanaProd's abridged spy: "The Spy (BLEEP)ed your mother; now he's here to (BLEEP) us!"
 * How I Met Your Medic. The part with the
 * Also the part where the spy is overly excited at his promised Mercy Kill.

"(A Meet the Spy scene where the RED spy breaks the BLU medic's neck and disguises himself in front of his eyes) Medic: ... and ze doctor was never heard from again! (evil laughter) Heavy: WAAAAAHHH!"
 * The Medic Loves His Patients

Crossovers
"King: "Ready. Set. GO AND KILL!!" Link: "Huh?" King:' "Wait, I mean, GO AND cum!""
 * MARIO AND LUIGI ENTER A MASTURBATING CONTEST is hilarious, especially when the titular contest is mentioned.

"King: "Your prize is 1 penny. Ohohohohoho!" Link: ">:( GO AND KILL yourself." King: "What if I gave you 2 pennies?" Link: "Fucking great!" King: "Well, tough shit, you only get 1 penny!" Link: "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED!!""

"The Spy: "Engineer, what are you doing?" The Engineer: "Erectin' a dispenser!" The Spy: "It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you placin' a dispenser here?""
 * Both of PoePoeFilms's Stu Pierces the Heavens at Four in the Morning videos. "That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?!" "Because I've lost control of my life." "GIGA...BITCH...BREAKER!"
 * Stu erects a dispenser at 4 in the morning.

""I've provided you with a couple of different drugs... like, the one where you go...""
 * Box Is Now A Chipmunk:

"Leo: This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures?
 * King Harkinian vs. GLaDOS, a twopart battle between two of the most beloved characters of the YTP community.
 * This parody of Non-Interactivity in SomePkmnLovingDude's Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride:

Mario: No.

Leo: You will?

Mario: No.

Leo: Great!

Wilt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!

Bloo: Sheesh, calm down.

Wilt: NOOOOOO!"

""Rainbow Dash, who always dresses in style, represents the spirit of..."
 * The Magical Land of Equestria by RasrapSmurf, which combines SpongeBob SquarePants, MLP, and some impressive sentence mixing to weave a mock-epic tale involving Spike's funeral and anticlimactic death, exploding pies, and Doctor Whooves. Then there's this take on the roll call from the end of "The Elements of Harmony":

"Rarity, who turned the sorrowful serpent into a cupcake, represents the spirit of..."

"Pinkie Pie, who's a silly pony, represents the spirit of..."

"Applejack, who tamed the cows, represents the spirit of..."

"Fluttershy, who exploded, and then... and then exploded again!""

Other Sources
""I'm talkin' 'bout that Be-MONEY." "I'm tryin' to say, is that, the Fiddy-Cent game can suck fat hairy dick." "You've got Beat-ma-ni-a TWO dee-ecks, D-D-R, Pah-pin-mu-sic."
 * A little something for Bemani fans.

"I need to play some Chi-bi-kko I-dol.""

""Raspberry Heaven! HELL! / I came and am waiting for you / The gentle dream of HELL!""
 * Azumangled (original video unavailable):

"Tomo: "Mr. Kimura, why did you decide to become a high school teacher?" Mr. Kimura: "CUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, THAT'S WHY! CUZ I LIKE TIIIIINY MINISKIRTS, THAT'S WHY! CUZ I LIKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, THAT'S WHY! CUZ I LIKE TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE OR IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S WHY!""

""Upon their arrival, Pigma betrayed Andross, and James betrayed Peppy, and the evil maniacal barren deserted James' son Fox betrayed his fate, and the team betrayed Pigma Dengar.""
 * After watching almost all of Steg's poops, being a massive fanboy, this guy only laughed at poops occasionally. Then, he discovered this masterpiece.
 * Even years after its popularity has faded, "The Balls Are Inert" is still a piece of comic genius.
 * "Oh Crap! Ohhh craaap! OHHHH CRAAAAAP." "Man, these suckers are huge! These are huge! THESE ARE HUGE."
 * The Anti-climatic Death of Fox:

"Fox: "Check your G-Diffuser System!" Falco: " Falco here. I'm fine. Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!" Peppy: "This is Peppy. Do a Barrel Roll!" Falco: "I could use some help here, Fox!" Slippy: "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!" Falco: "HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER.""

"Fox: "Let's take care of these guys first." Wolf: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

Peppy: "Fox, take it easy!"

Wolf: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!"

Wolf: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

Peppy: "Everybody stay alert!"

Wolf: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!""

"Andross: "I've been waiting for you, Star Fox. You know that I control Canada!""

"Last week, I saw a horror film, As I recall, it was a film"
 * Pantsed In My Jizz:

"I try my pants and it feels me And when we're holdin' hands, It's like holding hands"

"Stone Cold Steve Austin: A chicken fried steak sandwich is the Undisputed Champion? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Y2J, you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!"
 * SeanStudios WWE: Awesome Edition:

"Jake: The vampire SMASHED THEIR DICKS, just for the fuck!"
 * "And that's the bottom line, cause said so!"
 * THESE ADVENTURE NEED TO STOP

"Lara: Hi! I'm high! *jerks spastically* Lara: I hate gays. I hate water. I hate satisfaction. *Screen turns monochrome, Untitled by Simple Plan starts playing* I hate Tomb Raider 3. I hate Lara Croft. I hate locations. I hate flames and explosions. I hate Tomb Raider 1 and 2."
 * All poops involving the infamous Virtual Lara Croft video qualify, but "Virtual Lara On Drugs!" takes the cake.

"Dr. Venture: Officer? There's a robot shooting my butterfly suit with a laser beam!"
 * OMGulator's YOCOPO DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF LIFE:
 * Very fucking funny.
 * lolmushrooms' The Incredibly Mundane Life of Pac-man: 36 seconds of pure win.
 * FUCK THIS, SHUT UP!
 * TheMeiAIDS' Cloud Eats a Hamburger
 * dvariano's Mr. Aardvarkowitz's Crippling Addiction to Smack
 * And have a look at the creator's art
 * DarkLegendVampire's Two Perverted Dogs go to The Jungle. It may be a fossil by today's pooping standards, but it still has its charm.
 * Timborokitisbandi's Neon Genesis Evangelion opening - YouTube Poop Style. EVA-01 as WEEGEE!
 * Also dynamitespoony's Cruel Youtube Poop's Thesis
 * nsrrenardalt's THE VAGINA MONARCH SISTERHOOD BROTHERS. Also gets credit for being one of the only good Venture Bros YTPs out there.

"N. Brio: I have invented... I have invented... (loses his shit)"
 * I can't pinpoint the exact reason, but after this I cannot hear "diabetes" without laughing my ass off. (No offense to actual diabetici, of course)
 * IkwaylxZ's N.BRIO INVENTED ME, from start to finish.

"The boys thought it fun to stone Henry until he was dead. Fireman: "Call the police!" "No," said Henry's driver. "We're not tattletales." So they went home, leaving Henry. "Goodbye, Henry." Next morning, some birds tore out Henry's liver."
 * Likety's One Winter Evening

" AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS! Madoka and Sayaka: *gasp*"
 * This one (Puella Magi Madoka Magica spoilers). Dead Baby Comedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. "She's gettin'  Also, the ending:

"Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault! Yogi Bear: M-my fault? Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir! Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up! Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head! Skeeter: We did it! Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy! Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got? Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans."
 * The ending to Mightyfilm's D'oh Yogi!: The Unaired Series Finale:

"Frollo: I'll find me if I have to burn down all of my hair!"
 * Fans of long poops and Looney Tunes will enjoy Bugs Bunny Tries to Get Noice and its sequels A Piece of Poultry Directs Bugs Bunny to Noicemo Beach and Senor Cardgage Earns a Net Balance of Zero Dollars and One Noice Rabbit.
 * MonsieurCorneille's Gadget Inspector and its sequel.
 * Frollo Lusts Over Himself Through Song isn't spectacular, but Frollo singing Hellfire about himself is just sublime.

""Heil Hitler! Heil Pichu! Heil Hail!"
 * unknownartiste1's Michael Rosen Is Released From School Prison.
 * Cyborg has a problem with Raven's jokes being funny.
 * Donald is a soldier. A genius little poop!

"Jon: Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears) and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears) and tart! (the word tart appears)"
 * Crunch Crunch! Crunch Crunch!
 * The entirety of this one.
 * Erection, Erection, Erection...
 * From the same video: IS HE A SNUGGLEBEAR?
 * A Serious Cutural Moment. Everything after 2:37 is golden, but the crowner is this:

"Ghost: 347, Radio Graffi-
 * Free-2-Play Outlaws by thecripst3r4t0r. The taller bandit venting his pain into a nearby telephone:

Bandit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Ghost: GODDAMN ALL OF YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORISTS! *cans.wav*"

"From the first one: Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet, I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY..."
 * "Merlin's Penis is an challenging tale of medieval gayness, in which you aspire to become gay for Merlin!" Something about the narrator's whimsical and mystical tone of voice just sells the whole thing.
 * Sonic Can't Read: Taking one cutscene from Sonic Colors and injecting it with the Word Salad trope. Better Than It Sounds.
 * "What are you and who are happening to your you and people?" (long pause)
 * "Okay, he said his name is 'Soda'-." (Beat) (dejectedly) "Yeah..."
 * cjflo manages to make R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet even more ridiculous than the original here and here.

"From the second one: Twan opens the door and it's Rosie the nosy neighbor..."
 * It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!

"And then we all laughed, Twan said, "
 * Plus the Mood Whiplash thirty seconds later...

"Skarmory: I CARE WHO YOU ARE AND I LIKE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"
 * MISUTAA SUPAAKORU NO SUPAA KAWAII ADOBENCHAA This poop is one of the better poops of The Simpsons out there.
 * Joe Swanson vs Trains, one of the better Family Guy poops.
 * The scene with an army of Brians charging out of the shed.
 * Pokemon Misery Dungeon by Doughboy123x.

"Doc: Get the Pope!"
 * Nickelodeon Kid Goes Crazy.
 * Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs: Has this pretty funny Youtube Poop here with the bizarre title of blblblllb bblblllblbbblbl blbbblbllllbblblbl.

"Coachman: And what's your name? Donkey: Jackass!"
 * Samson steekt een weeshuis in de brand, a rare Dutch Youtube Poop. Especially the Mayor calling Samson a rabbit, and Samson suddenly becoming one while denying that. Also the Actor Allusion with Kabouter Plop, and Samson's "Woef." in return.
 * Pinocchio Goes Emo

"Lampwick: Hey, you laugh like a jackass!"
 * And...

"Bloo: Check out my 64!"
 * Disney and Sega Are Milkshakes. This one takes an episode of Phineas and Ferb and goofs up the things the characters are saying, making them sound hilarious.
 * Steve Goes To Lowe's To Play Bloo's Clues, a Blue's Clues / Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Youtube Poop? Check. Hilarious throughout? Check. Bloo's Nintendo64? Check.

Collabs
"Whoever is Justin Bieber let him be Harry Potter. Whoever is righteous, let him be filthy. Let him kill his father. Let him call his father names. I suck, and I beat a dead horse."
 * Let's declare the whole Grand Galloping Collab funny, right from the mangled Johnny Cash song at the start:


 * The Dr. Rabbit Revival Collab, in all its glory.
 * The Great Big Rosen Collab.
 * Collab of the Hill and its sequel King of the Collab.