Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters

Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters was the first Affectionate Parody comic ever of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, created in 1986 by Don Chin and Christopher Parsonavich.

The story focused around four hamsters: Clint, Chuck, Bruce and Jackie, who were sent out into space by NASA to destroy a Blob Monster threatening the world. Instead they gained powers from the mysterious substance, and their spaceship crashed into a Tibetan monastery, where they were trained in the skills of martial arts. Soon Clint finds humans after him because he wrecked the city while trying to save it. The comic follows their wacky adventures.

There were nine regular issues of their series, which ended in January, 1988. There was also a four-issue mini-series Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters in 3-D. A spin-off spotlight to one of the characters, Clint: Hamster Triumphant and the one-shot Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters Massacre the Japanese Invasion (1989) completed their run. A few guest appearances in other titles were all that appeared of the characters for a while.

The reprint collection Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters-America the Beautiful appeared in 1990. The 5-issue Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters-America the Beautiful (1992) served the same purpose. A couple of one-shots followed: Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters: The Death of Bruce (1992), Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters: The Lost Treasures (1992), and Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters: Lost and Alone in New York (1993). And that seemed to be the end of the road. In 2007 it was announced there was a planned rewrite. A 4-issue miniseries was published by Dynamite Entertainment in 2008. There might yet be life in the old characters.


 * Affectionate Parody
 * Anti-Hero: Mocked. The others give Clint a "What the hell?!" after he blows up the statue of Liberty, to which he says, "Well, they'll know I meant well."
 * Brainwashed and Crazy
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Jackie
 * Comically Missing the Point: The newscasters use this a lot.
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Clint
 * Shell Shocked Senior: Jackie acts like this when he imitates the Red Baron.