CSI: Miami/Characters

The Entire Cast

 * Hot Scientist: Calleigh is a blonde, leggy Southern girl who likes guns, Natalia is Latina, Eric is half-Cuban/half-Russian and Maxine Valera is fairly cute. Also, someone does find David Caruso sexy.

Horatio Caine
""Would they be appearing in your movies when they are older? Just out of interest.""
 * Atonement Detective
 * Cargo Ship: With Mr Shades.
 * Cool Shades: And how!
 * Death Glare: While Perp Sweating.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Dramatic Pause
 * Fan Nickname : Super H.
 * Flanderization: He used to have moments when he would actually emote.
 * Glasses Pull: Caine's main gimmick, always followed by a Quip to Black and the 'YEAAAAAAAHHHH--' sample.
 * God Mode Sue
 * Good Is Not Soft: His response to being told a adult film director suspected of murdering one of his stars has two daughters is a great example.

"Pedophile: *While hanging onto a ledge* I can change - I know it!
 * Jumping Off the Slippery Slope/Start of Darkness/Darker and Edgier: Seems to be going this way after his near-death experience. He is noticeably more vicious and ruthless, savagely beating a suspect and even letting a man fall to his death as he begged for Horatio to help him. Granted, one man had killed a police officer and was involved in a kidnapping, and the other man was a pedophile with a long history of abducting and molesting young female beauty pageant contestants, but still.

Horatio: I doubt that.

Pedophile: *His fingers starting to slip* You have to help me!

Horatio: *Coldly and dispassionately, while stepping away from the man* Do I?

Pedophile: *Falls to his death*"


 * The pedo's case was a bit more galling because he revealed/implied that he was also a victim of sex abuse before Horatio appeared - his favorite hiding place was where his "special friend" took him when he was a child.
 * There's another episode which ends with Horatio confronting a man whose job was supposed to be protecting pedophile victims who turns out to be a pedophile himself. Horatio tells him he's resisting arrest, to which he fearfully replies that he isn't (and he wasn't; he was just standing there). Horatio responds "We'll see how long that lasts." as he removes his sunglasses and wristwatch. He then steps towards the suspect as the scene Smashes To Black to the credits.
 * And yet Horatio allows the murderer of to live!
 * He did go after him in Brazil.
 * Luke, You Are My Father: He has a son he didn't know about.
 * One-Liner, Name. One-Liner.
 * Papa Wolf
 * Punctuated for Emphasis: Just about every line out of his mouth.
 * Redheaded Hero
 * Shoot the Hostage: Mostly averted.
 * Stealth Hi Bye: Master of Stealth Hi.
 * Team Dad

Calleigh Duquesne
"Horatio: What doyou get when you have a six foot man lying on a roof with a three foot rifle?
 * The Archer

Calleigh: Hot flashes, but that's just me."


 * Combat Stilettos
 * Ms. Fanservice
 * Southern-Fried Genius: Blonde, gorgeous Southern belle - who knows more about ballistics than the rest of the team combined.

Tim Speedle

 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Speed, never Tim or Mr Speedle.
 * Tempting Fate: When walking into a jewelry store with Horatio, Speed discusses expensive cars, disdaining them in favor of his bike. Caine mentions that he might need "something with doors" some day. Speed says he has plenty of time. He is fatally shot not five minutes later.
 * Killed Off for Real: well...

Eric Delko

 * But Not Too Foreign
 * Butt Monkey
 * Chew Toy
 * Death Glare: While Perp Sweating.
 * Mr. Fanservice
 * Put On a Bus: To be on Ugly Betty. Returned when it got cancelled.
 * Put On a Bus: To be on Ugly Betty. Returned when it got cancelled.
 * Put On a Bus: To be on Ugly Betty. Returned when it got cancelled.

Ryan Wolfe

 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Jerkass: Occasionally. He's usually called on it, though.
 * Last-Name Basis
 * Suspiciously Similar Substitute: For Speed.
 * Tall, Dark and Snarky
 * The Woobie

Yelena Salis

 * What Happened to The Mouse?

Natalia Boa Vista

 * Ms. Fanservice
 * The Lab Rat: At first.
 * Life Imitates Art: The actress' sister's image was found among the many, many photographs of Serial Killer/The Dating Game contestant Rodney Alcala. Fortunately she wasn't a victim and the story was later Ripped from the Headlines, with her sister in a cameo (also not as a victim).

Maxine Valera

 * The Lab Rat

Alexx Woods

 * The Coroner
 * Team Mom: Mostly to her corpses.
 * My Nayme Is: Spelled with one too many x's.