Semi-Pro/Funny

"Pat: (refereeing) Foul! Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him! Pat: I know what I saw. Foul! Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY! Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out! Jackie: What? What'd I say? Pat: You said S my C! Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem? Pat: Don't make me call your mother. Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead. Pat: Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven. (dead silence) Announcer: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.