Xiaolin Showdown/Funny

"Omi: And so, our grand quest begins. Follow me... TO VICTORY!!!!
 * This gem from the first episode:

(Beat as the rest of the Xiaolin Dragons stare on)

Omi (offscreen): ...I have no idea where I'm going."

"Clay: You okay, Dojo?!
 * Omi and Bessy the Cow.
 * Raimundo's SECRET ELABORATE PLAN.
 * 962 years of darkness.
 * This little gem:

Dojo: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

Clay: You don't have legs."

"Omi: Spill your internal organs!
 * What was Jack Spicer's reaction to the furry-scorpion-thing Sabini landing on his face after trying to get the Monarch Wings? To scream EXACTLY like a little girl.
 * He also does this upon the awakening of Mala Mala Jong.
 * The blind old man being constantly confused about his location.
 * Clay's Loophole Abuse in the second episode.
 * Omi's messed up phrase from Something Jermaine:

Jack: What kind of sick people are you!?

Raimundo: Uh, I think what he's trying to say is "spill your guts"."

"Omi The jig is down! You are at the top of the rope! Spoon over the Wu!
 * And from Oil In The Family:

[Beat as every single character stops what they are doing to contemplate this]

Raimundo: (wobbles by) Bleurgh... (faints)

Jack: Oh! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! (does a victory dance)"

"Omi: POOCHEE! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE FORCES OF EVIL!"
 * Omi's reaction to Raimundo turning off the game he was playing.

"Omi: Dojo! Keep your ears on the game!
 * Raimundo's deadpan reactions to Omi's bad idioms can be just as funny, if not more so, especially when he completely gives up on correcting the boy in the third season.

Rai, completely flat: Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose."

"Dojo: It's the Queen of Hearts!
 * Dojo's "magic trick" in Time After Time.

Chase: [deadpan] Seven of Spades."

"Omi: Honk!
 * The showdown for the Falcon's Eye. Omi's still in Nine Dragon mode and is as loopy as a Whoozy Shooter victim, leading to some immensely hilarious moments, hightlights include:
 * Poking Jack's nose while giggling and informing him, "You are very funny man! I like cake!" while making a literal :3 face.
 * Falling off his board mid-challenge, then standing in the middle of the snow lane, causing Jack crash into him while Omi yells, "HUUUUUG!" Jack's baffled expression during the hug really sells it.
 * Sliding up and then back down the final hill.
 * Jack challenges Omi to a Xiaolin Showdown. Omi pinches his nose.

Jack: I'll take that as a yes..."

"Dojo: (disguises as Master Fung) Omi, Dojo has escaped, you must unlock this cage!
 * Dojo's attempts to make Omi release him from a cage.

Omi: You are not Master Fung.

Dojo: (disguises as a little girl) I'm scared! Please let me out!

Omi: Dojo, that will not fool me.

Dojo: (disguises as an old Chinese woman) Omi, this is your mother, open this cage right now!

Omi: I am an orphan!

Dojo: (disguises as Omi) Omi, it's Omi! You've got to let me out!"

"Omi: Who put this building in my way?!"
 * Omi's mullet in "Dreamscape."
 * "Is that luck - or a trap?" "SAME DIFFERENCE!"
 * Episode 9:

"Raimundo: (imitating Clay) Iiiit's sum - sort - of in-vis-e-ble baaaaaaax. Ai, took him long enough."
 * Omi trying to use slang. It's the look of confusion on his face that sells it.
 * Pretty much anything involving the invisible mime box, but the kicker would have to be Raimundo's response to Clay finally figuring out that his friends are trapped in there:

"Jack: How come we don't have a relationship like that?
 * "No girl will become a leader before me." "I could've built that machine." "Mmm, baby back ribs..."
 * Jack becoming leader of the Black Vipers. "Yes! I guess this makes me Queen!" (Beat, followed by stock child's laughter)
 * After Clay and his dad have a heart to heart, Jack asks...

Wuya: I'm not your mommy. Now, pick up your toys, Jack, and let's go home."

"Jack: That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of it?
 * "C'mon, Rai, you can still win this!" "Just think: WHAT WOULD OMI DO?!"
 * Omi biting Monkey!Jack on the butt in retaliation for Monkey!Jack biting him on the butt.
 * Good!Jack. Just... Good!Jack. He's like Rock Lee on goodness steroids. Every move is punctuated by a girly ballet spin, a thumbs up, a sparkling smile, or some combination thereof.
 * (Everybody takes one step backwards. Good!Jack is blissfully unaware.)
 * "YOU TALKIN' TO ME, BOBO?!"
 * That entire episode ("The Return of Master Monk Guan") is pure hilarity combined with Rewatch Bonus. The Drill Sergeant Nasty routine, the Disproportionate Retribution combined with Insane Troll Logic, Raimundo joining Hannibal Bean and owning Omi? "Bobo?"  You may now laugh at the whole thing, if you weren't already.
 * From "Wu Got The Power":

Hannibal: My guess? An extra chromosome. Now bring me the Shen Gong Wu!"

"Raimundo: Tangle Web Comb!
 * In episode 6, Omi demonstrates his foresight.

Omi: I'm good.

[Comb backfires on Rai.]"

"Omi, to Kimiko: You are THE MALE!
 * In episode S3E04, "Omi Town" Omi leaves the temple for a while and the group try to do their Dragon Form. Kimiko jumps and lands right on her face.
 * In the same episode, Omi's face the moment he realizes his family is made out of robots.
 * "What is so unusual about a town of exceptionally good-looking people?!"
 * This exchange from "The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean":

Raimundo: Ah, that's 'you are the man'.

Clay, to Kimiko: Well, you're... definitely somethin'."

"skellington15: The﻿ 4th Wall has suffered a humiliating defeat!"
 * "Anyway, we're going to get to the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman first. Right, evil posse?!" (Robot posse cheers enthusiastically, save for one who is picking flowers.)
 * Three-second rule!
 * Raimundo breaking the fourth wall in Hannibal's Revenge, complete with grins and thumbs up from the others. As one viewer on YouTube put it:

"Raimundo: Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, "Previously, on Xiaolin Showdown!"
 * Master Fung makes an ominous statement.

(Everyone smiles and gives a thumbs-up)"

"Omi: He who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly!
 * Don't know what episode, but I just find this hilarious

Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence we're going to do to you!"

"Omi: Follow me, to victory! (walks offscreen.) ...I have no idea where I'm going."
 * That was the episode where Jack Spicer unveils his new Evil Laugh. It is by far the most annoying sound you'll ever hear.
 * When everyone's sad about Clay leaving, Raimundo says that he misses Clay, as he can still make fun of Omi, but most of the time he doesn't get it. Cue Omi lamenting and halfway through he is outraged that Raimundo makes fun of him.
 * Jack writing Omi's evil theme music.
 * The hunt for the Shen Gong Wu begins!

"Farmer: *in a rather casual tone* Darn talkin' gophers."
 * The Chi Creature placing a set of toilet paper labeled econo size in Good!Jack's shopping cart.
 * Jack doesn't know how to dress himself according to Wuya. Different coloured socks.
 * Omi tries using the Serpent's Tail to find the Golden Tiger claws after sending it to the Earth's core. During the trip, he ends up in the middle of a farm, startling an old farmer. After Omi apologizes, the farmer says this little gem:

"(literally skating circles around Omi) I ask for knife-throwing lessons, Mom sends me figure skating. (imitates) "Never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda bad for making a robot out of her juicer. (All completely deadpan.)"
 * Jack's left-field ability with winter sports:

"Omi: How do you stop an elephant from charging?"
 * In "The Shard of Lightning," rapid-fire hilarity goes as follows: Jack Spicer epically wins, because it's actually a robot with better one-liners. Using the Shard of Lightning, they steal almost every Wu from the temple, pranking all the way (including Omi getting pantsed and handed a squirrel, plus the old "Saw Under the Floor" trick). Meanwhile, Wuya can't make her new "Mook" Catnappe do diddly-doo dah. Cue showdown featuring several betrayals aaand...

"Omi (Impersonating Wuya with a cutout mask): Do not underestimate Jack. Those bubble bots are genius!
 * For the entire "Dream Stalker" episode, Hannibal Bean's been spamming Raimundo with scary things (which can be funny enough in and of itself). Meanwhile, the episode's Dragon summoned a rhino to help it fight, but the remaining 3 monks won anyway, wonder how... Cue Rai in the sky Mufasa-style with a younger Rai, who promptly explain and wish them sweet dreams. Their reactions plus flat sax are what sell it, though.
 * How does Chase Young feel about his fellow villains?
 * "(Wuya) was less annoying as a disembodied floating head!"
 * "(Hannibal Bean) could pour fertilizer on that head and nothing would grow!"
 * (Chase's door slams on Jack Spicer)
 * (The rest get shot out of a catapault)
 * When the monks need Jack to win, they pretend to Jack that the other villains suddenly respect him with a recording of them impersonating the villains:

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Clay (Impersonating Chase the same way while stroking a plush tiger): Spicer has taken his marshal arts skills to a new level!

Dojo walks onto the screen in a bathrobe

Raimundo: Dojo, get out of the shot!

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Kimimo (Impersonating Hannibal Bean with a finger puppet): He is truly evil incarnate!"


 * And it actually works.