Our Presidents Are Different/Quotes

""Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?""

- President Callahan, Transmetropolitan

""You can twist my words, but I can twist that knee until it pops!""

- President Ackerman, Red Alert: 3

""Of course the first four years are easy. You don't do anything except try to get re-elected... The next four years you wonder why the hell you wanted to be re-elected. And after that you go into the insurance business and you're all set.""

- President Wintergreen, Of Thee I Sing

"Cat: I thought you guys said Kennedy was a great Prez! Kryten: He was. Rimmer: He was also an inveterate womanizer. His affairs were legendary. They only came out after his death. Kryten: Every man has his weak spot, his Achilles' Heel. Rimmer: Kennedy's was just...higher up."

- Red Dwarf, "Tikka to Ride"

""You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't fuck the interns. They get you for that.""

- Stephen Meyers, The Ides of March