Conspiracy Theories/Quotes

"If you BOUGHT this in EITHER sense of the word? Please, please do us all a favor and jump under a fucking truck. I'm not even joking. You cannot be THIS dumb and still have motor functions. It defies all known laws of science."

- Moviebob - Review of X Files - I Want To Believe My Money Back!, regarding Loose Change

"It is a vast conspiracy. And the total lack of evidence is all the evidence I need."

- Stephen Colbert on Obama's conspiracy to take our guns

"Becquerel: it just feels weird to kind of believe in something considered a conspiracy theory Shugo: Some are insane, others are cold hard fact. Never write something off just because a mainstream media outlet laughed at it on air. Do your own independent research."

- Kiwi Farms thread about Hillary Clinton fainting during a 2016 9/11 event