Birthright/Funny

"Then a terrible natural cataclysm struck Temple X in Duerlin; the earth belched fire, the skies vomited hail, and the crocus did not bloom. Colin the Rogue King was found by his guards to have suffered a terminally fatal mountaineering accident in his living room. Then diplomats from Diemed offered to perform a special urban and agricultural service for Sue's kingdom of Medoere, in which thousands of Diemedian 4-H officials would march across Medoere's westernmost province to check for deer ticks. If they found none, they would loot the province briefly and return home. Sue could cancel this service for only 16 wagonloads of gold and a promise to let the Diemedian royal family use her castle as their summer retreat. How can we not mention His Royal Highness Darth Adolf Saddam Nikita Khomeini "It's Nothing Personal" Bates I, King of Ghoere?"
 * Birthright Campaign: The Official Playtest Notes has pearls like