Sabrina the Animated Series/Funny

"Salem: (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy? Sabrina: (through clenched teeth) It was fine till the akey-wakey by the witty kitty."
 * From "The Importance Of Being Norma" when Salem tries to wake Sabrina up. Eventually he conjures up a heavy metal band beside the bed that makes her fly through the ceiling.

"Chloe: I think we're bad girls now."
 * "Shrink To Fit" and the huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans. The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
 * When Sabrina and Chloe get sucked into Harvey's video game and find themselves dressed in Xena-type armour and armed with swords.

"Chloe: When you get home, might I suggest you take a loooooong nap grumpy!"
 * When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically and can't stop speaking her mind. She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.


 * Quentin Tarantulino. Nuff said.