Monster Girl Quest/Funny

Chapter One:
only is Luka a really Bad Liar, but Alice has no qualms about using her Eyes of Obedience to make him obey. Refusing to give her food is the funniest- after being zapped by Alice, Luka becomes so desperate to find food for her (his larder is empty) that he breaks down in hysterical tears and prepares to kill himself so he can serve his body to Alice as food before she hastily stops him! the haunted mansion sidequest which results in the entire nearby town becoming infested with them. composure and effortlessly slaps a zombie girl offscreen is something to behold. for Iliasburg is still accurate. "Alice: Don't worry. These are just the books about"
 * Just try defying Alice when she first shows up in Luka's house. Not
 * Whenever Alice gets scared by a ghost. Especially when you complete
 * Speaking of that sidequest, the way Alice suddenly regains her
 * Near the beginning where it turns out Alice's 500 year old guidebook
 * Alice starts a fire to bake some potatoes. In a library.

Illias. it only funnier. minions to guard the books in the library, then lying about it anyway because admitting her mistake would be embarrassing. reaction will always be to tell her not to eat it. "Alice: It smells like a fox in here.
 * The fact the fire turns into a Chekhov's Gun just minutes later makes
 * In the same scene, Alice remembering that she really did tell her
 * Whenever Alice expresses an interest in something, Luka's first

Luka: What does fox smell like?

[Alice grins]

Alice: Thin fried tofu."

Tamamo's favourite food.]] "Luka: Alice, [[It Makes Sense in Context this pigeon is working
 * [[Brick Joke That then turns out to be true, as thin fried tofu is
 * And later...
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hard]]. Please don't eat it. it be her absurd character design, breaking of the fourth wall or her outrageous lies about the supposed misfortune she's found herself in. "Alice: It's said that the Fallen Angel Erigora was able to"
 * Anytime Amira the Unfortunate Lamia shows up counts as a CMOF, whether
 * Learning the meditation skill.

immediately heal all his wounds by meditating. It's obviously a fake story, but concentrating your mind is still important. "Luka: .....

[Luka quietly meditates]

[Luka recovers half of his missing health!]

Luka: It's true! My wounds healed!

Alice: WHAAAAAT??? Is that even possible? What the hell is"

wrong with your body? ludicrously evil names afterwards. its so much funnier the first time. "Luka: (sleeptalking) [[Running Gag Alice... you shouldn't
 * Any time Alice teaches Luka a new skill, then reveals their
 * Defeating the kitsune...asleep. Similar things happen later, but
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eat weeds]]... "[Luka performed Rakshasa Strike!]"

grand speech about how Ilias came to him in a dream and foretold Luka's arrival, and about how he must now go on a long quest to obtain the Goddess Sword needed to defeat the Monster Lord. Just as he's winding down, Alice calmly remarks how stupid it all sounds before grabbing the sword and shattering it into millions of tiny pieces. also hilarious. many battles and finally punishes him... by giving him a handjob. song of seduction, accidentally causing an old man to become her servant. As he yells out his submission, others take him as an anti-monster terrorist and beat the living crud out of him. You can't help but laugh even if you feel sorry for him. "Luka: I'll need a catchphrase. [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome
 * The scene at San Irias where Luka meets the Archbishop. He gives a
 * The Archbishop's reaction is
 * When Ilias halfway through the game gets suspicous of Luka losing so
 * In a town populated by mermaids and humans, a mermaid girl sings a
 * Luka's pitiful attempt at making himself seem like a badass.
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"Blow Hard, my Wind of Justice!"]] What do you think, Alice?

Chapter Two:
Tarantula, and therefore utterly inept at sewing. revered as gods. The locals immediately proclaim Alice to be a new deity...which she uses to extort free soba and riceballs from them. are reasoning with them, knocking them out and Death Sword Chaos Star. encasing her in a bubble of water whenever she gets uppity. starts tampering with her, and Gnome ends up beating her unconscious for it. cook... by attacking the cooking pot. [[Failure Is the Only Option And you get to control her.]] monster. Upon defeating it Alice comments that he's become awfully strong to defeat such a monster. Then comes Luka's reaction. "Luka: W...Wa...Was...WAS THAT PRAISE!?"
 * Many of the side conversations in Grand Noah. Highlights include:
 * A slime girl getting stuck in a drain.
 * The implications of a Milk shop run by a Minotauros.
 * The owner of the Spider Girl Sewing Shop turning out to be a
 * Alice attempting to eat the flowers in the Alraune's florist shop.
 * The first time Luka and Alice visit Yamatai, a town where monsters are
 * Also in Yamatai, Luka gets ambushed by several armed men. Your options
 * Sylph continuing to be the Butt Monkey of the four spirits, with Undine
 * And then Salamander sets her on fire.
 * She also kind of goes insane during the Grangold section, when magic
 * Not five minutes after the start of the chapter, Alice tries to
 * Luka arrives at Helgondo only to be immediately attacked by a giant

are failing badly at hiding how much they can't wait for the succubi to attack. Her reaction only gets funnier when one guy doesn't even attempt any pretense. attacks are tearing up the building and the other three knights ask her who she thinks is going to fix the damage. Tamamo smiles and says she'll get Luka to fix it once he's her slave. H-scene involves mating with a horrific fly monster and having their eggs pumped into Luka's arse, this is totally understandable. need to bother with them, especially when they finally give him the Hero's Proof. power, the dragon he's fighting can't even touch him. Eventually, she breathes fire at him, which still doesn't work. "Dragon: Oh, COME ON! How do you cut through fire?
 * The Running Gag at the Succubus Village where most of the townspeople
 * At the Monster Lord's castle during Luka's fight with Tamamo. Tamamo's
 * Illias' reaction when you lose to the Beelzebubs. Given that their
 * Luka meeting the three wise men and thanking Alice that he doesn't
 * When Luka first learns how to properly use Serene Mind, Undine's

Luka: Wait, I did what? (falls out of Serene Mind in surprise)"