NintendoCapriSun/Funny

""HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I'MGONNADIE!!""
 * A few can be found here.
 * Mother 3, at the very end, with the appearance of the Ultimate Chimera:

"I wish I could throw up... (beat) No, I don't mean I wish I could throw up, I mean I wish I could throw things up, not barf... (snicker) "I wish I could throw up..." if only I could constipate!"
 * In one episode of his Super Mario Bros. 2 LP, he said the following...

"Well, we can take this shitty-ass shortcut.
 * Getting all 100 purple coins in one of the hardest missions in Super Mario Galaxy 2, only to die the moment the star appears (around 13:15).
 * Episode 66 has this moment. After he fails at grabbing the last Green Star, he ends up seemingly falling to his death, . The last 2 minutes of his commentary set it in stone.
 * "You didn't just knock me in the pit." (repeat over a dozen times)
 * "I love you guys for putting up with this for me, I seriously do... because this is a 35 year old man playing Yoshi's Story. What the fuck!?"
 * Usually one sprouts up whenever he voices Ganondorf in Wind Waker, throwing in his own little quips with the usual dialog. The occasional special effect echoes help matters along.
 * "What the fuck is this!?"
 * "Gods! Hear that which I desire! I WANT MORE TWINKIES! Twinkies! Lots of Twinkies and Ho Hos! And some Ding Dongs, yo! And some sunrise, that would be nice, too."
 * During his impromptu playing of Super Mario Kart, NCS manages to finish dead last twice on the same track. While attempting the course for a third time, he remembers a shortcut he offhandedly mentioned earlier in the video, grabs a feather on the final lap, and figures he doesn't have much to lose:

(uses the feather...and falls roughly a foot short of making the gap)

(beat)

No...no. No, no, no, no, no. No...no!"

"Great Mighty Poo: How about some scat, you little twat?
 * From the early visit to Ikana Valley in Majora's Mask: "If you see my brodah, please inform him... ."
 * The inevitable Fight with the Great Mighty Poo.
 * From when the fight actually starts:

NCS: What!? Oh nonononono, don't do it now! I already got enough shit being thrown at me-- waitwaitwait, B Pad! *activates*


 * Conker pulls out a giant roll of toilet paper*

NCS: WHAT!? GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! YES! NO WAY! I actually get to use toilet paper!"

"NCS: WHAT WHAT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!? OH JEEZ LOUISE, MAN! WHAT THE HELL!? ...wait a minute, though! Was that-- was that what I think it was? Do I actually get to flush him down? After all that, I get to flush it? Ohh, wouldn't that be amazing, please tell me they did that! Y'know, IN THE BATHROOM! They had to have done that! There is no way they wouldn't make that the way that you finally finish him off! It has to be!
 * To the end:

...


 * Conker pulls the flusher*

Great Mighty Poo: Ah, you cursed squirrel! *flushing sound*

NCS: YES! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! *spends the entire last minute of the video uncontrollably laughing his ass off*"

"Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 * The fact that he has an In The Bathroom meter in the Conker LP. Occasionally, fans will leave comments saying "Ding!" (the meter noise) or just mention the meter whenever he says "In the bathroom!" in other LPs.
 * Anytime he pulls off the infamous Green Rupee Scream.
 * In his Plants VS Zombies LP, he said how every composer's dream is to put lyrics about taking a crap to beautiful music. He then sung a song about sitting on the can to Beethoven's Fifth. And it is awesome.
 * Episode 9: The All-Singing Episode.
 * After accidentally losing the save state he used for Final Fantasy IV, NCS decided to get back to where he was by playing the entire game on fast-forward. He made it to the desert when he buggered up the menu level grinding, and died again... and because he had yet to save, he had to start over yet again.
 * When he gave Edge the Fairy Claw in Final Fantasy IV, he started to cry "THIS IS MY RAPE FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW! THIS IS MY RAPE FACE!" and proceed to do the Evil Laugh to end all Evil Laughs.
 * Doubling as a Crowning Music of Awesome, right after Tim beats a rather hard MineCart level, he bursts into a scarily good rendition of The Beach Boys.
 * The entire clusterfuck that Castlevania Part 3, he gets one second of being unlucky (accidentally replacing his Holy water with a knife) and it went downhill from there.
 * Following this NCS runs afoul of even more bad luck during this episode of Donkey Kong Country 2. Note the incredibly non-sequiter rant in both videos as he gets frustrated.
 * His song at the beginning of his Majora's Mask LP is pretty funny. Quite a few of the video's comments even comment on the song rather than the rest of the video!
 * Someone made a montage of all his fails and wins in Super Mario Galaxy 2. During the fail part, at 1:13, this happens:

NCS: *watches the life counter go from 1 to 0* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"NCS: No, I was gonna go make out with Zelda."
 * In episode 1 of Skyward Sword, his character is asked if he was going to get some last-minute bird training in:

"NCS: SUCK IT TREBECK!"
 * In Skyward Sword 6, he doesn't know what kind of voice to give the mysterious person in the temple, so he just gives them all of them at once.
 * While looking around for the Kikwis in Skyward Sword, NCS is completely oblivious to the crow flying around Link...
 * Most of his LMAO Mario Party 2 videos are hilarious-- particularly the second board, where he semi-consistently refers to the NPC Mario and DK as Proton Jon and Chuggaaconroy. A lot of what happens there doubles as Hilarious in Hindsight for The Runaway Guys' play through of MP2.
 * NCS dissolves into making Call Backs or shouting Catch Phrases on behalf of his missing companions. Highlights are:
 * " And I'm in last place. Feels like home. Just kidding..."
 * "Have a bomb, Chugga! Look at Proton and Chugga passing it back and forth! This really is Proton and Chugga..."
 * His commentary while on a team with NPC DK/Prugga, and beating the others

"NCS: What? Are you serious? GAAAAAAAME!
 * " Chugga's got a mushroom. No further comment there."
 * "Hey Chugga, don't eat the mu--" [dissolves into laughter]
 * Him taking over for Jon when NPC Mario/Choton gets screwed over.

...

NCS: Ooooooh, I can hear Proton now! 'GAAAAAAME!' "

"NCS: What's he doing? Oh, he's going for the time. Take your time, Wario! Take. Your. Time!"
 * He even starts punning during Crane Game!

"NCS: Bitch fish! This isn't Battletoads!"
 * "We can still make this! [Beat] We could have something big here! [Starts laughing]"
 * " Yoshi! So happy! Here we go! [Rolls a 1] That's fine. I'll take that. You know what? I'll take it."
 * "I can't even refer to this guys as Chugga and Proton, because they're too stupid to be Pru-- [Beat] Prugga and Choton."
 * The entire 'Bitch Fish' monologue.

"NCS: Watch him warp with me. [This happens] Dude!"
 * NCS and Wario getting knocked back to the start in Western Land by the train. NCS immediately mimics 'D'oh, I missed!' and, as Wario's using his warp block, quips:

"NCS: Just let him hit your butt! Let him hit your butt! There you go, there you go! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! My butt! [Beat] My buuuuuuuutt~!"
 * " Shoot! They wiped my ass with that one! [Beat] I mean they wiped the floor with my ass. Is what I meant."
 * The fact that he got so into a game of Bobsled run. While it didn't end well, it did net us this gem:

"Chibi: (While Mario holds said Bob-omb) No, we can't keep it!
 * On Western Land,
 * During the first episode of NCS's LP of New Super Mario Bros Wii, he and a guest-star spend several minutes looking for a secret pipe to a hidden bonus area. Cue NCS just casually standing on the pipe they were looking for without realizing it.
 * Mario holding onto a Bob-omb promting this response-

Tim: (Chuckles)"


 * Them trying and failing several times to defeat some Ice Bros in a bonus mini-game.

"NCS: Did I just go to heaven?"
 * In one episode of the Skyward Sword LP NCS sings the Ballad of the Goddess's lyrics... and belatedly realizes that he wasn't singing them to the tune of the Ballad of the Goddess, but to the Great and Mighty Poo's song. When the second verse comes up, he goes ahead and sings that the same way.
 * Upon encountering a glitch in Donkey Kong Country 3 wherein Dixie Kong flies to the top of the screen after he falls into a pit and dies.


 * "COJIRO".
 * His special battle music when fighting a member of the Blue Blue cult in Earthbound.