Bullets Over Broadway/Funny

"Partygoer: Helen has such a-a-a... a new vitality. Even her face looks so smooth. Sid: I know. The monkey glands are working."
 * Harvey Fierstein steals every scene he's in.

"Helen: You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No... not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina."
 * David's near Spit Take right after Helen makes this corker of a line: