Ironic Nickname/Quotes

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, wuz 'e? NO! He was a baldy waldy!"

"That's me. They call me Happy Streeter. Thing is, I'm the meanest, most miserable fuck in the whole fuckin' office. I guess it's one o' them ironic nicknames you hear."

- Hardly Working Guy Ritchie Parody