Bully Beatdown/Funny

"Jason: Alright, with all this poison talk it seems like your bully is really special. So i brought a really special fighter to take care of your bully. *walks behind boxing bag, then steps out the other side* It's me. Stephan: No *&^%... Taylor: Yeeeeaaaahhhh. Jason: Evil Laugh"
 * "Keiko...you are lovely. I would gladly take on Godzilla, Mothra, and a pack of ninjas for you."
 * One bully was not only really all for fighting whichever pro came in, he wanted to fight Jason Miller. With that in mind Mayhem introduced his bullying victims; Stephen and Taylor, to the greatest fighter on the the planet.

"Tonight's match up is all about me. Here's some fun facts: I have been fighting longer than Andy. I am smarter, tougher, funnier and gosh darn it people like me. And I have been waiting three seasons to get in the cage with one of these douchebags. Advantage: meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * It goes uphill from there. Jason gives the comparison rundown as follows.