Manly Guys Doing Manly Things/Funny

"Kratos: *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! LOOK AT IT!!! PRESS O TO SHOW OFF THE BETTER FEATURES OF THIS PRODUCT."
 * "Stop using me as an example." "Stop BEING an example."
 * Pretty much every comic with Kratos is a Crowning Moment of Funny.

"I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!"
 * "HIIIIIPSTERRRRRR"
 * This guest strip. Mood Whiplash has never been so adorable.
 * "Yeah, I can see people complaining about this." "I'm complaining about this."
 * Jared wanting to get back to his parents because they have his Xbox. The visual reference to Xbox Kid is just the icing on the cake.
 * Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up...by using it as a bludgeon, eventually defeating enough 'mons to make Magikarp evolve into Gyarados.

"Commander: Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?"
 * When talking to Sesshomaru:

"Leonidas: WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE.
 * Kratos and Leonidas in IKEA, arguing over tea lights.

Kratos: THESE ARE POMEGRANATE SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!"

"Commander: When Spartans play Gay Chicken, they play for keeps, kid. Only way to win is not to play. Remember that. It could save yer life."
 * And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:


 * Third panel, with Solid Snake. Picture David Hayter saying it in the Snake-voice.
 * Zombie Drill. Everyones reaction to the rules, especially, Cody's.
 * Because when it is NOT FUN to mess with Link?
 * Nier's "fantasy germs".
 * Mr. Fish's moveset before learning Hyper Beam. I wonder how much PP "Don't Eat Jared" has...