Green-Skinned Space Babe/Quotes

""Young males tend to have an unhealthy obsession with my species.""

- Liara T'Soni, Mass Effect

""Young men have funny ideas of what asari are like. I blame the extranet - and computer games.""

- Ashley Williams, the same game

""''I will date the girl from Venus

Flowers die, and so will I.

I will kiss the girl from Venus

For Science!

I'm so brave, I'm so brave

I'll be her love slave!''""

- They Might Be Giants, "For Science"

""''Step into my transporter

So I can teleport ya

All around my heavenly body!''""

- Jamiroquai, "Space Cowboy"

""''These alien chicks reproduce with spores

So I go where no MC has gone before''""

- MC Lars, "Space Game"

""We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?""

- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

""Blimey, fish from space have never been so...buxom.""

- The Doctor, Doctor Who

"Bob: "Duh... Duh... Duh.... YOU'RE A GURL!"

Princess Voluptua: "Ah, and I see you've established yourself with the planet's intelligentsia."

Ahem: "Hey, don't go knocking Bob. He's cool!""

- The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob

"Princess Voluptua: "Wait a centon,,, Jean, you're a human female?"

Jean Poule: "Yes, I am. So?"

Princess Voluptua: "Smegging Shazbots! That means I've been setting the proportions wrong on my shapeshifter unit all this time!"

Jean Poule: "WHAT?!"

Bob: "Hm. This is going poorly...""

- The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob

"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.""

- Jay, Clerks II