Audition

Every so often, a movie comes along that makes you wonder about the mental health of the director. Takashi Miike has built his career on movies like this. Audition (1999) is a perfect example of the sort of movie that you have to watch through your fingers, with an air discomfort bag nearby. Don't believe us? Read on...

Based on the novel by Ryū Murakami, the story involves a lonely widower named Shigeharu Aoyama (Ryo Ishibashi), still mourning the death of his wife, who is encouraged by his friend Yoshikawa and his 17-year-old son Shigehiko, to begin dating again. They set up a mock audition, with the goal that he would marry the most beautiful and charming of the women. After the first round of interviews, he finds himself falling in love with a beautiful, soft-spoken former ballerina, Asami Yamazaki (Eihi Shiina), who was forced to quit dancing after an injury. He calls her, and shortly thereafter everything starts going horribly wrong.

kiiiiri kiri kiri kiri...

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This movie contains examples of:

 * Agony of the Feet: "Without feet, you can't leave."
 * All Men Are Perverts: The MO of Asami.
 * And I Must Scream: The last 20 minutes. Also, the Bag Man. Then there's also
 * Asshole Victim:
 * Ax Crazy: Asami is the epitome of this trope and then some.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Subverted.
 * Beware the Nice Ones: So, so true here.
 * Big Bad: Asami.
 * Bilingual Bonus: Although "kiri kiri" is translated as "deeper, deeper" in the English subtitles and elsewhere as "cut cut", it is actually the Japanese onomatopeia for describing sharp pain.
 * A re-dub of the German release translates it to "killekille", which is not only as phonetically close as possible to the Japanese original, but, moreover, literally translates as "tickle tickle" and as such is probably the most appropriate translation bar none, given Asami's playful demeanour during the whole scene.
 * Black and Grey Morality: The only character who isn't sleazy, psychotic, or kind of an asshole is Shigehiko. So far as we know.
 * Break the Cutie: Asami comes convieniently pre-broken.
 * Brown Note: At the Swiss premiere someone passed out and had to be taken to the emergency room.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl: "Tell me you'll love only me..."
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: The last twenty minutes. Holy GOD yes.
 * Completely Missing the Point: Asami's major beef with Aoyama is that he lied to her. Not about the fake audition, not about making a bunch of women believe they were going to be movie stars, not about playing on the disappointment of the rejects to get himself a wife. She's mad because, as far as she could tell, he lied about loving only her, leading to some Disproportionate Retribution (see below).
 * Dark and Troubled Past: She was a trained ballet dancer... with a psychotic stepfather that would physically and sexually abuse her. No wonder she's a few degrees off-plumb.
 * Dirty Old Man: Asami's stepfather, who sexually abused her when she was a child.
 * Disproportionate Retribution:
 * Distressed Dude: Aoyama in the finale.
 * The Dog Bites Back: Possibly Asami killing her stepfather. Too bad the psychological damage was already done.
 * Establishing Character Moment: The scene when Asami gets the callback... And she's staring at the phone...
 * Enforced Method Acting: For the scene where Asami  Eihi Shiina
 * Evil Cripple: Asami's stepfather.
 * Evil Laugh: Such a girlish little giggle, too...
 * Eye Scream: It involves acupuncture needles. That is all.
 * Fantastic Drug: The paralyzing agent Asami uses on Aoyama is fictional. Word of God is that they made it up because the film would have been difficult to finish otherwise.
 * Fauxshadow: Think about it. An ethereally beautiful Woman in White catches the attention of the protagonist, but it turns out that none of the references she gave exist and she mysteriously disappears one day? Doesn't that sound a lot like the setup for a Boy Meets Ghoul story / "she was a ghost all along" reveal (more than one reviewer has pointed this out)? Of course, everyone knows that's not what happens...
 * Fingore:
 * Freudian Excuse: Asami was physically and sexually abused as a child . So naturally her ideas of what constitutes a loving relationship are skewed.
 * Gainax Ending:
 * It's quite likely that he simply "checked out" from the pain.
 * Genre Shift: The film starts out as a sweet romantic comedy, then descends into horror. Additionally, while the first half of the film is fairly natural and bland in colour, the second half of the film has a lot of red lighting in several scenes (when Aoyama visits the music studio, the Stone Fish restaurant, and during the torture scene).
 * Giggling Villain: She is having too goddamn much fun at the end...
 * Also Asami's stepfather.
 * Girl With Psycho Weapon:
 * Gory Discretion Shot: Both played straight (Asami as a child being burned, Asami's stepfather being decapitated with piano wire) and averted (the torture scene).
 * It's also played straight during the aforementioned torture scene in some places - the camera focuses on Asami's face rather than (although the aftermath is shown), and the camera quickly cuts away before she  However, during the  it initially looks like it's going to be an aversion, as the camera cuts away as Asami begins... until the camera focuses on the grisly damage part way through.
 * Gut Punch: The first 45 minutes could easily be mistaken for a romantic drama in which everything is slightly... off. Then we get Asami's Establishing Character Moment.
 * Hell-Bent for Leather: Asami's apron and gloves during the torture scene.
 * Horrible Judge of Character: Averted, as Asami genuinely does seem like a nice, quiet young woman to begin with, although Yoshikawa does have misgivings about her right from the get-go. Aoyama doesn't listen to him.
 * James Bondage: Oh, boy...
 * Kick the Dog: Just to really hammer home
 * Love At First Sight: Aoyama is immediately attracted to Asami just from seeing her photo and reading her essay.
 * Mind Screw: Hi. I'm the ending sequence. I dare you to figure out what the hell is happening.
 * Missing Mom: Shigehiko's mother dies of an unspecified illness at the start of the film.
 * Neck Snap:
 * Not Quite Dead
 * Off With His Head: Asami takes off her stepfather's head with razor wire after years and years of abuse.
 * Pay Evil Unto Evil: Debatable. Depends on how repulsive you find an older man tricking young, ambitious, smart, gorgeous women who just want a shot at living their dream into lining up like cattle for the intent of taking emotional advantage of one of the distraught losers to get himself a wife.
 * Additionally, how Asami deals with her psychotic stepfather later...
 * Psychological Horror
 * Psychotic Smirk: Asami during the torture scene, before it turns into an outright Slasher Smile when she's
 * Razor Floss: Piano wire in this case.
 * Spanner in The Works:
 * Stepford Smiler: Asami. "I was never unhappy. I was always unhappy." [pulls razor wire tight]
 * Terrible Interviewees Montage: He might have been better off with one of these...
 * Tongue Trauma: Not mangled. Removed entirely and left on the floor.
 * Trailers Always Spoil: One of the trailers opens with Asami's Establishing Character Moment and later shows brief clips of the torture scene. The DVD covers also completely spoil the movie, usually by showing Asami wearing her torture garb and wielding a syringe.
 * Vomit Discretion Shot: Asami.
 * Whole-Plot Reference: My Chemical Romance's Music Video for their song "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us" recounts the plot of the movie, interspersed with clips of the band playing.
 * Woman in White
 * Woman Scorned: The pre-emptive type.
 * But also done after the fact with her previous boyfriend.
 * X Meets Y: In the Realm of The Senses meets Misery.
 * Yamato Nadeshiko: Deconstructed. At first, Aoyama is drawn to Asami because of her soft-spoken nature as well as her subtle, hidden strength. However, it is revealed that she was severely abused as a child and as a result has hidden mental problems, meaning that she is actually one of two things:
 * Yandere: She wanted him to love only her and snapped out when she discovered this wasn't the case. Kind of makes Alex Forrest look like Rainbow Brite. Case in point:.
 * Cute and Psycho: It's debatable how motivated by love she was, in that she didn't sound that convinced of the delusion-based excuses she shuffled through. She may have been less interested in him romantically than in using him as a punching bag.
 * Yamato Nadeshiko: Deconstructed. At first, Aoyama is drawn to Asami because of her soft-spoken nature as well as her subtle, hidden strength. However, it is revealed that she was severely abused as a child and as a result has hidden mental problems, meaning that she is actually one of two things:
 * Yandere: She wanted him to love only her and snapped out when she discovered this wasn't the case. Kind of makes Alex Forrest look like Rainbow Brite. Case in point:.
 * Cute and Psycho: It's debatable how motivated by love she was, in that she didn't sound that convinced of the delusion-based excuses she shuffled through. She may have been less interested in him romantically than in using him as a punching bag.