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Wild Mass Guesses about the in Anime and Manga. See for the entry key for the lists.

Golgo 13

 * Golgo 13, Japan's Equivalent to James Bond
 * 1) Row 1: Age: Single Adult. 3.
 * 2) Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Definitely straight., even if he tries to play it cool. 3.
 * 3) Row 3: Love Interests by Genre:Pretty women with some deph of character, but They Always die. 5.
 * 4) Row 4: Role: The Loner, who somehow ends up as the Hero. I'm taking the middle ground of the two by giving him a 3.
 * 5) Row 5: Race: Asian, obviously. 1.
 * 6) Row 6: Aesthetics: Not too pretty on the face and covered with hideous scars once the clothes come off. 5
 * 7) Row 7: Personality: He's a Jerk. Really. 4.
 * 8) Row 8: Flaws: Fell Astray... majorly. 4
 * 9) Row 9: Virtues: A total action guy. 2
 * 10) Row 10: Species: Human. 3.
 * 11) Row 11: Occupation: On-call "retired" spy/hitman, Basically the retired cop. 5.
 * 12) * Total divided by rows: 33/11 = 3. You'd think he'd die but, amazingly, he lives and always seems to be adding to his scars collection....

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

 * Character A: Takamachi Nanoha It's been hinted since the third season that she's going to die in the line of duty, so let's see how she fares.
 * Row 1: Age: She's both a mother and Older and Wiser. 5
 * Row 2: Sexual orientation: Seven Arcs still won't confirm or deny her relationship with Fate, so 3.5
 * Row 3: Role: Touma replacing her as the new main character smacks her down to The Obi-Wan. 5
 * Row 4: Race: Asian but so it the writer 1
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: She has an injury that hasn't properly healed. 2
 * Row 6: Personality: The Messiah. Easily. 1
 * Row 7: Virtues: Action Girl all the way. 2.
 * Row 8: Species: Human. 3.
 * Row 9: Occupation: Military Officer. 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 26.5/9= 2.94. Safe, maybe.

Code Geass

 * Character A: Lelouch vi Britannia Being very similar to Light Yagami, and we all know how that turned out, he seems on track to get killed off.
 * Row 1: Age: He's mature for his age, so that would probably put him as Single Adult, rather than Protagonist Teen. Still, I'm going to split the difference for 2.5
 * Row 2: Sexual orientation: He's not quite Celibate Hero, but still pretty much so, so 2.
 * Row3: Role: Hero Or Villain, depending on your viewpoint. 1 or 5.
 * Row 4: Race: Britannian, which is in-series for White. 1.
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Practically Bishounen. 1.
 * Row 6: Personality: Hard to say, but closest to The Captain, I think. 2, though you could make arguments across the board for anything up to 5.
 * Row 7: Flaws: Fell Astray like no tomorrow, baby. 4.
 * Row 8: Virtues: Smart and Genre Savvy? Hell yes. 3.
 * Row 9: Species: Human. 3.
 * Row 10: Occupation:, which is between Villain by Default and Military Officer. 4.5, I'd say.
 * Total divided by rows: 21-28/10= 2.1-2.8. Very likely to survive, although if he falls any more it could still happen. He's all over the place to a degree, though, so I have doubts as to how much it applies in this case.


 * Character B: Suzaku Kururugi. Right Hand Man and all.
 * Row 1: Age: Same, I guess. 2.5
 * Row 2: Sexual orientation: Euphemia has "promoted" him to 3.
 * Row3: Role: The Lancer. 3.
 * Row 4: Race: Japanese. 3.
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Again, Practically Bishounen. 1.
 * Row 6: Personality: After his Heroic BSOD, there's no telling what he's like now, but he seems to have gone from Friend to All Living Things to Jerk Jock or similar, so 4.
 * Row 7: Flaws: Hard to tell, but I'd say he's the butt monkey. 4.
 * Row 8: Species: Human. 3.
 * Row 9: Occupation: Military Commander . 4
 * Total divided by rows: 27.5/9= 3.06. Given that most of his character development has dropped his expected lifespan considerably, I think we could probably expect him to die.


 * Character C: Kallen Kouzuki
 * Row 1: Age: Teen Protagonist for 2
 * Row 2: Sexual orientation: Straight. 3.
 * Row3: Role: Hard to say, but I'll put in Lancer for simplicity's sake. 3
 * Row 4: Race: Half-britannian, half-Japanese. 2 average, since she doesn't really qualify for Twofer.
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Ms. Fanservice. 1
 * Row 6: Virtues: Action Girl. 2.
 * Row 7: Species: Human. 3.
 * Row 8: Occupation: Military. 4.

All right, take the average and.... 20/8, which is 2.5. She'll probably end up fighting Suzaku, who would most likely lose and die.


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Bleach

 * Ichigo Kurosaki
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teen. 2.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Het, but reluctant. 2
 * Row 3: Role: Hero. 1.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Mr. Fanservice 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Captain all the way. 2
 * Row 6: Flaws: None on the list. Although his cold exterior could give him a 3.
 * Row 7: Virtues: Smart. 3.
 * Total divided by rows: 14/7 = 2 Taking in consideration he's the main character, it's still pretty high. In a show divided between Death Is Cheap, Anyone Can Die, and where 80% of the cast is already dead, he'll get better.


 * Orihime Inoue
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teen. 2.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight. 3
 * Row 2.5: Love Interest: 1 all the way.
 * Row 3: Role: The Scrappy for some... 1.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Cute all the way. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Friend to all living things. 1.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Her whole "not fighting because doesn't want to kill" gives her a Crippling Phobia status. 2
 * Row 7: Virtues: Pollyanna. 1.
 * Total divided by rows: 12/8 = 1.5, it means she will get better.


 * Uryuu Ishida
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teen. 2.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Clearly reluctant. 2.
 * Row 3: Role: He's a loner. 4
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: He's considered bishonen by most of the fanbase. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Nerd. 3.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Wears glasses (many don't consider this a fault, though). 3.
 * Row 7: Virtues: At the start, he was Holier than Thou, but slided to Smart. 3.
 * Total divided by rows: 18/7 = 2.57. Ouch, it might hurt his sensibilities, but let's get to Chad.


 * Sado "Chad" Yasutora
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teen. 2.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Celibate. 1.
 * Row 3: Role: The Lancer. 3
 * Row 3.5: Race: Mexican. 4.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Average. 3.
 * Row 5: Personality: He's also a Firend to All Living Things (except if they're evil, of course). 1.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Looks like a delinquent. Around 3.
 * Row 7: Virtues: Gentle Giant. 4.
 * Row 8: Occupation: Hero's friend. 4
 * Total divided by rows: 25/9 = 2.77. I feel sorry for Chadkins, but if a main character has to die in Bleachverse, it has to be him.

To test a bit more, four more samples will be taken: Karin Kurosaki, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Yamada Hanatarou, and Arisawa Tatsuki.


 * Karin Kurosaki
 * Row 1: Age: She's a child, so, 1.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Celibate. 1.
 * Row 3: Role: Plucky Comic Relief. 4.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Cute. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. 3.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Skeptical. 5.
 * Row 7: Virtues: Pragmatic. 5.
 * Total divided by rows: 20/7 = 2.85. Pretty high for a non-main child. Isshin should be careful with his daughter.


 * Hitsugaya Toushirou
 * Row 1: Age: Technically, child. 1.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Possibly straight, as he shows he'd kill for Momo. 3.
 * Row 3: Role: The Obi Wan, for being one hell of a kid genius. 5.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Cute, rendering 1st place in popularity polls. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Apparently a nerd. 3.
 * Row 6: Flaws: He can be sarcastic at times, falling into the Smartass category. 4.
 * Row 7: Virtues: He showed he can be one hell of a Genre Savvy. 3.
 * Row 8: Occupation: Military Commander, as he's a cap'n. 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 26/8 = 3.25. Although Hitsugaya is already dead, we can see "REINCARNATION" stamped on his face. Tite Kubo is showing it to us since the first moment he introduced the boy genius. Fan armor might keep him going, though.


 * Yamada Hanatarou
 * Row 1: Age: Technically, child, too. 1.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Celibate, it seems. 1.
 * Row 3: Role: He has Plucky Comic Relief as a character tag. 4.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Cute, if we take in consideration his look means that he's always tired. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Innocent poor thing. 5.
 * Row 6: Flaws: he's one hell of a coward, but not a dirty one; let's say his crippling phobia is... Everything. 2.
 * Row 7: Virtues: He's sorta like a Pollyanna, but not as hyperactive. 1.
 * Row 8: Occupation: Started out as an Innocent Bystander, but ended up as Hero's Friend. 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 19/8 = 2.37. The boy's unlucky, but has more chances of surviving than most of the tested.


 * Tatsuki Arisawa
 * Row 1: Age: Although losing even more her space, she's not a clueless teen, so, 2.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight as a board. 3.
 * Row 3: Role: Practically a Mauve Shirt, taking in consideration her role. 4.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Cute, even if some consider her rather brute. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Jerk with a heart of gold (to Ichigo). 3.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Smartass. 4.
 * Row 7: Virtues: Genre Savvy, to the point of danger. 3.
 * Row 8: Occupation: Between Innocent Bystander, Hero's Friend, and Competent Secondary Female. If anything, let's go for 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 24/8 = 3. If Tite Kubo doesn't plan to make her role bigger in a next arc, she'll probably sacrifice herself for Orihime and/or Ichigo.

Now, to the Big Bad:


 * Sousuke Aizen
 * Row 1: Age: Single adult, apparently. 3.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Seems straight enough. 3.
 * Row 3: Role: Villain. 5.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Pretty, a bishie villain, if allows one to say. 1.
 * Row 5: Personality: Seems sorta nihilist, believing that he's the nearest as God as one could come with... 5.
 * Row 6: Flaws: DIRTY COWARD HOW DARE YOU HURT MOMO-CHAN? Huh... According to Hitsugaya, strikingly 5.
 * Row 7: Virtues: It's a clear, exact mix between Holier Than Thou and Genre Savvy, which lowers his score to a... 4. Ugh, I hate doing averages.


 * Total divided by rows: 26/7 = 3.71. Pretty low for a villain, if you ask. He probably might survive the whole battle, but will be crippled for life.

Mahou Sensei Negima

 * Character A: Jack Rakan Lots of people believe that he's going to die soon, so let's see his chances!
 * Row 1: Age: Hero from the past. Definitely Older and Wiser. 5.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: He's only shown interest in females, so likely straight. 3.
 * Row 3: Role: Negi's teacher who had taught him all that he can. 5
 * Row 4: Race: Black through Ambiguously Brown, so a 5.
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Chiseled with nifty scars on his arms. 2.
 * Row 6: Personality: A selfish mercenary with a heart of gold. 3.
 * Row 7: Flaws: Definitely a smartass. 4.
 * Row 8: Virtues: Very Genre Savvy. 3.
 * Row 9: Species: Either a Human or Human Alien. 3.
 * Row 10: Occupation: Mentor to Negi. 5
 * Total divided by rows: 38/10 = 3.8. Things are definitely looking grim for him.

One Piece

 * Monkey D. Luffy:
 * Age: Teenaged. Well, probably a young adult by now... but eh. 2.
 * Sexual Orientation: Doesn't even care for the most beautiful woman in the world? 1.
 * Role: Hero. 1.
 * Personality: Supreme ditz. 4.
 * Flaws: Waaaaay Too Dumb to Live. 5.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Total: 2.666...


 * Roronoa Zoro:
 * Age: Young Adult. 3.
 * Role: Lancer. 3.
 * Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. 3.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * '''Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 3.2


 * Nami:
 * Age: Teen or young adult, somewhere near the dividing line. 2.
 * Aesthetics: 1.
 * Personality: A good person despite her money obsession. 3.
 * Flaws: Definitely greedy. 5.
 * Virtues: Became a bit of an Action Girl after getting the Clima-tact. 2.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 2.857142...


 * Usopp
 * Age: Teen. 2.
 * Role: Comic Relief. 4.
 * Flaws: Started out as a Dirty Coward, but oversomes it with his alter-ego Sogeking. 4.
 * Virtues: A very pragmatic fighter - miscalling his attacks, for example. 5.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 3.666...


 * Sanji
 * Age: Adult. 3.
 * Sexual Orientation: Very straight. 3.
 * Personality: Jerk with a heart of gold. 3.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 3.2


 * Tony Tony Chopper
 * Age: Much younger than the others. 1
 * Role: Comci relief. 4.
 * Aesthetics: Cyuuuuuuuuute... when he's in the half n' half form, anyway. 1.
 * Virtues: Curious. 5.
 * Species: Somewhere between human and cute animal. 2.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 2.8333...


 * Nico Robin
 * Age: 3.
 *  Aesthetics: 1.
 * Virtues: Action girl. 2.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 2.6


 * Frankie
 * Age: Closest thing to a father figure in the Strawhat Crew. 4.
 * Personality: Jerk with a heart, etc. 3.
 * Virtues: Pragmatic fighter. 5.
 * Species: Cyborg. 4.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 4


 * Brook
 * Age: 3.
 * Sexual Orientation: "May I please see your panties?" Straight. 3.
 * Aesthetics: A skeleton. 5.
 * Species: Undead. 5.
 * Occupation: Hero's friend. 4.
 * Total: 4

(Brook and Franky tie for the highest chance of death among the Strawhat Crew.)

Naruto

 * Naruto Uzumaki
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight - 3
 * Row 3: Role: The Hero - 1
 * Row 4: Personality: The Messiah - 1
 * Row 5: Flaws: Idiot Hero - 1
 * Row 6: Virtues: The Pollyanna - 1
 * Total divided by rows: 9/6 = 1.5. As expected of The Hero.


 * Sasuke Uchiha
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Doesn't seem to have any interest. 1.
 * Row 3: Role: Loner - 4
 * Row 4: Personality: Bits and pieces from both Nietzsche Wannabe and Crazy Survivalist. 5.
 * Row 5: Flaws: Became a missing-nin. 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 16/5 = 3.2. Really up in the air here. It's still somehow doubtful that he'll die though.


 * Kakashi Hatake
 * Row 1: Age: Single adult - 3
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Unknown. Let's go with straight just for simplicity's sake. 3.
 * Row 3: Role: The Obi-Wan - 5
 * Row 4: Personality: The Captain - 2
 * Row 5: Virtues: Pragmatic - 5
 * Total divided by rows: 17/5 = 3.4. He's already died once, but was revived. It's doubtful he'll die again.


 * Shikamaru Nara
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Possibly reluctant. 2.
 * Row 3: Role: The Lancer sometimes. 3.
 * Row 4: Personality: The Captain sometimes. 2.
 * Row 5: Flaws: Thinks everything is troublesome, which may fall under cynicism. 4.
 * Row 6: Virtues: Has an IQ of 200. 3.
 * Row 7: Occupation: Hero's friend - 4
 * Total divided by rows: 20/7 = 2.86. More likely to live than not, though that may change in the future.


 * Chouji Akimichi
 * Row 1: Age Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Aesthetics: Fat - 4
 * Row 3: Role: May be Hero of Another Story - 3
 * Row 4: Virtues: Gentle Giant - 4
 * Row 5: Occupation: Hero's friend - 4
 * Total divided by rows: 17/5 = 3.4. Oh, poor Chouji.


 * Hinata Hyuuga
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Narutosexual Straight - 3
 * Row 3: Love Interests by Genre: Shrinking Violet - 2
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Average - 3
 * Row 5: Personality: Close enough to Friend to All Living Things - 1
 * Row 6: Flaws: Crippling Phobia - 2
 * Total divided by rows: 13/6 = 2.16. As if Sakura healing her from the brink wasn't a big enough indicator.


 * Kurenai Yuuhi
 * Row 1: Age: Soon to be a parent - 4
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight - 3
 * Row 3: Role: Hero of Another Story - 3
 * Row 4: Personality: The Captain - 2
 * Row 5: Virtues: Action Girl - 2
 * Total divided by rows: 14/5 = 2.8. A bit low for an adult character in Naruto.


 * Rock Lee
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Straight - 3
 * Row 3: Role: Largely a source of comic relief, so, 4.
 * Row 4: Aesthetics: Let's say average for simplicity's sake. 3.
 * Row 5: Personality: Possibly The Messiah - 1.
 * Row 6: Flaws: Butt Monkey - 4
 * Row 7: Occupation: Hero's friend - 4
 * Total divided by rows: 21/7 = 3. Surprisingly low, considering his fight record.


 * Neji Hyuuga
 * Row 1: Age: Protagonist teens - 2
 * Row 2: Role: Hero of Another Story - 3
 * Row 3: Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold - 3
 * Total divided by rows: 8/3 = 2.67. Another surprisingly low score.


 * Might Guy
 * Row 1: Age: Single adult - 3
 * Row 2: Role: Hero of Another Story - 3
 * Row 3: Personality: The Captain - 2
 * Row 4: Virtues: Gentle Giant - 4
 * Total divided by rows: 12/4 = 3. The same as Lee's, hilariously enough.


 * Zetsu
 * Row 1: Age: Single adult - 3
 * Row 2: Role: Villain - 5
 * Row 3: Flaws: Probably fell astray, as shown by his missing-nin status. 4.
 * Row 4: Virtues: Pragmatic - 5
 * Total divided by rows: 17/4 = 4.25. Things aren't looking good for the remaining members of Akatsuki.


 * Madara Uchiha
 * Row 1: Age: Old. 5.
 * Row 2: Role: Villain. 5.
 * Row 3: Personality: Nihilist. 5.
 * Row 4: Flaws: Genre blind. Seriously, who explains their Evil Plan out loud to the five highest authority figures in the ninja world? 5. The guys who can benefit from it.
 * Row 5: Virtues: Pragmatic. 5.
 * Total divided by rows: 20/4 = 5. Madara might as well be carrying a huge "I'M DEAD" sign. For more than one reason.


 * Killer Bee
 * Row 1: Age: Single adult - 3
 * Row 2: Role: Comic Relief - 4
 * Row 3: Race: Black - 5
 * Total divided by rows: 13/3 = 4.33..

Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Riza Hawkeye
 * Row 1: Age: Single Adult. 3.
 * Row 2: Sexual Orientation: Judging from all the Ship Tease, straight. 3
 * Row 3: Role: Very much The Lancer. 3
 * Row 4: Race: Caucasian. 1
 * Row 5: Aesthetics: Fashionably scarred  2
 * Row 6: Virtues: She has Action Girl done to a science. 2
 * Row 7: Species: Human. 3
 * Row 8: Occupation Serves under Colonel Mustang, probably the closest person to him that's still alive. Uh oh. 4.
 * Total divided by rows: 21/8 = 2.63. Not too bad.

BlazBlue
It's very popular to rate who's gonna die by the end of the series. Welp, let's find out.


 * Ragna the Bloodedge
 * Age: I think he's out of teens age so he's Single Adult... I guess. 3
 * Sexual Orientation: He's more 3, the gay stuff was just fanon. 3
 * Role: He's The Hero, who cares with prophecies about he's gonna die! 1.
 * Race: Pretty white. 1.
 * Aesthetics: If being a hunk counts as The Cutie, then 1.
 * Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. 3
 * Flaws: Afraid of Ghosts. 2.
 * Species: Half Vampire. So I guess it's 3. Since he wants to live and die as a human.
 * Occupation: He's marked as a terrorist, becomes the Black Beast, making him Villain By Default. 5
 * Final Score: 22/9: 2.444. Not likely to die as prophesized, eh Ragna? Then again, this is the world of BlazBlue, which is very cynical.


 * Jin Kisaragi
 * Age: Younger than Ragna, probably in late Teens. 2
 * Sexual Orientation: "NII-SAAAAAANNNN!!!". Unlike Ragna, Jin's clear cut quite gay, we think. 4.
 * Love Interest By Genre: A rich bastard. 5.
 * Role: Right now he's probably Ragna's Lancer, and in other stories, he's actually The Hero, being Hakumen. 3
 * Race: White! 1
 * Aesthetics: He's a pretty boy, owns a shiny leather pants... 1
 * Personality: "The only truth in this world is death". 5.
 * Flaws: Smartass, psycho, gritty. 4.
 * Virtues: Oh he's as hellishly Holier Than Thou. 5
 * Species: He's human. 3
 * Occupation: HE WILL BE HAKUMEN! THE END WILL COME! 1
 * Final Score: 34/11 = 3.09. Whoa, Jin. Looks like your bad days as a psycho will come and get you. Fortunately, it wasn't as BIG, so you better work on it.


 * Noel Vermillion
 * Age: An innocent teens in look, but she's not yet 10 years old mentally. 1.
 * Sexual Orientation: She hasn't even thought of banging someone anyway, but probably won't stop her. Since she's a Shrinking Violet, she seems pretty reluctant. 2.
 * Love Interest By Genre: Shrinking Violet all the way, with dashes of Damsel in Distress, but being in a World of Badass, this has become less so. 2.
 * Role: She's one of the heroes, plus probably Mori's pet characters. 1
 * Race: White. 1.
 * Aesthetics: She's one of BB's most Moe characters, so 1.
 * Personality: She's one of the biggest, kindest characters in a Crapsack World like BlazBlue... might be Too Good for This Sinful Earth. 5.
 * Flaws: She lives in a VERY GRITTY WORLD, while she thinks she could be idealistic... 4.
 * Virtues: The closest she can get is that she is an Action Girl, if that's saying something. 2.
 * Species: A Murakumo Unit, therefore, Mechanical Lifeform AND a clone of Saya. 4.
 * Occupation: She became a friend of Ragna, therefore increasing her death chance. 4.
 * Final Score: 27/11 = 2.45. Just about the same as Ragna. Being Mori's pet character might not guarantee your life, Noel, especially if 'you exist to save Tsubaki from her fate of death', you might be the one to do that for your death method.


 * Rachel Alucard
 * Age: She's Really Seven Hundred Years Old despite that loli look. 5.
 * Sexual Orientation: Shows interest in Ragna, but pretty much Tsundere about it. I'll take that as Celibate. 1
 * Love Interest By Genre: She could very well be BlazBlue's Rich Bitch, even if she shows some heart of gold sometimes. 5.
 * Role: Guiding the heroes with observation, she may as well be an Ignored Expert. 2.
 * Race: White as it can ever. 1.
 * Aesthetics: Uh... she's a Little Miss Badass... 1.
 * Personality: Bitch With A Heart Of Gold. 3.
 * Flaws: She likes mocking people. 4.
 * Virtues: Oh Good God, Holier Than Thou. 5.
 * Species: Vampires do not count in the counting.
 * Occupation: An ally of Ragna, therefore 4.
 * Final Score: 32/10 = 3.2. Even bigger than Jin? Gee, Rachel... perhaps you may want to stop being haughty and try to take care of yourself better, if falling to a trap in Continuum Shift is any indication.


 * Taokaka
 * Age: Pretty young mentally, probably being the kid. 1.
 * Role: The Plucky Comic Relief is the closest she can get. 4.
 * Aesthetics: VERY CUTE! Well, being a kitten and all. 1.
 * Personality: Really Ditzy. 4.
 * Flaws: She's just mentally handicapped... 1
 * Virtues: Sometimes too curious, but in a good way. 5.
 * Species: She's a Catgirl. 4.
 * Occupation: As a new friend of Ragna/Good Guy, she gets 4.
 * Final Score: 24/8 = 3. Apparently even comic relief characters aren't completely safe...


 * Iron Tager
 * Age: During his death as a human, he probably is adult enough... 3.
 * Role: He'd probably be The Hero for Sector Seven. 3.
 * Race: Once an Ikarugan, so probably Asian. 3.
 * Aesthetics: GIGANTIC TAGER!!!. Okay, so he's actually muscular, but pretty big. So the closest is 4.
 * Personality: The closest he can get is The Captain, seeing that he commanded the people of Ikaruga and is quite the order-man for Kokonoe. 2.
 * Flaws: Uh... he wears glasses? 3
 * Virtues: He's quite the Gentle Giant. 4.
 * Species: He's a cyborg, but at least he still got some lifeforms. 4.
 * Occupation: He serves under Kokonoe, and he wears RED... not a good sign. 4.
 * Final Score: 30/9 = 3.33. So far, the highest between the non-Evil ones. Careful of Kokonoe's tuning, Tager. It might backfire.


 * Litchi Faye-Ling
 * Age: One of the 'adults' and pretty single. 3.
 * Sexual Orientation: Unless your name is 'Lotte Carmine', she's pretty Celibate even if she'll accept you as a friend. 1.
 * Love Interest By Genre: This is close enough to an Action Series... 1.
 * Role: After Face Heel Turn, she seems willing to wear NOL's Red Shirt... 5.
 * Race: She's a Chinese Girl. 3.
 * Aesthetics: Ms. Fanservice, baby! 1
 * Personality: Discounting her eventual Face Heel Turn, she is closest to The Messiah that all she wants is to help people, although she isn't as innocent as before. 1.
 * Flaws: Uh... wears glasses? 3.
 * Virtues: If 'go infect self with Boundary corruption to understand how to cure it' doesn't scream CURIOUS, I don't know what is. 5.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Used to be a normal doctor, but with her joining NOL, her ethics became questionable, but not enough to become a Villain by Default, as a doctor is still a Noble Profession and she hasn't become mad about it (and her position is Sixth Ranger, so she didn't have that upbringing unlike Tsubaki). 3.
 * Final Score: 29/11 = 2.63. Have faith Miss Litchi, even if Karma will definitely bite you in the ass boobies for joining NOL, at least your chance of dying or succumbing to the corruption is kinda below average.


 * Arakune/Lotte Carmine
 * Age: Around the same age as Litchi and hasn't banged her before turning into Arakune. Single Adult. 3.
 * Sexual Orientation: He's straight all right, but too absorbed in science. 3.
 * Love Interest By Genre: BlazBlue IS Action Series, but Arakune himself IS Nightmare Fuel incarnate, so it got him into Horror Genre... 5.
 * Role: Not the official villain, but is a faceless monster (not complete, thankfully). 5.
 * Race: Looks American when he's Lotte. 1.
 * Aesthetics: Sorry, but The Irresistable Arakune is only in the omake. Officially, he's scary. 5.
 * Personality: Goes into 5 due to his methods of surviving... which is eat eat and eat. 5.
 * Flaws: He greeds for knowledge and disregards Litchi's warnings at first, as well as his own health. Therefore, 5.
 * Virtues: Damn curious. Even more than Litchi probably. 5.
 * Species: He's formerly human, so it gives him 3, I guess. Since Eldritch Abomination isn't being counted...
 * Occupation: Definitely a scientist with messed up ethics that even Kokonoe disapproves. 3.
 * Final Score: 43/11 = 3.90. Mortality rate pretty big, but lesser than the villains because at least he could look Woobie-ish, but he'll not likely to survive. Better prepare, Litchi, since your quest to save him is probably going to end in failure.


 * Bang Shishigami
 * Age: Single Adult, as he is dedicated to Miss Litchi, and hasn't banged anyone else, and would probably never bang her either. 3.
 * Sexual Orientation: DAMN STRAIGHT! 3
 * Love Interest By Genre: This is an Action Series we're talking about, and Bang epitomizes it. 1.
 * Role: Plucky Comic Relief all the way, though he might be a hero of another story as of late. I'll give it 3 as he's getting more serious after CS.
 * Race: Ikarugan means Asian. 3.
 * Aesthetics: DAT SCAR. 2.
 * Personality: Large Ham loudmouthed ninja who shows compassions at times. 3.
 * Flaws: Pretty much the Butt Monkey of the series. 4.
 * Virtues: A Badass Action Hero. 2.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: SUPER HERO! 1
 * Final Score: 28/11 = 2.54. Probably he'll live and make the world cheerier than normal with his hammy justice and mannerism.


 * Carl Clover
 * Age: Child, probably from 10-12 years old. 1.
 * Sexual Orientation: Hard to say, but around the midpoint of celibate and straight. Averages to about a 2.
 * Role: He isn't tied to many of the plot's main events, but his Arch Enemy is half of the Big Bad Duumvirate. Something of a Hero of Another Story. 3.
 * Race: Unambiguously White. 1.
 * Aesthetics: A Cute Shotaro Boy. 1.
 * Personality: Sometimes uses morally questionable at best methods of achieving his goals, such as attacking others for information. On the other hand, he can be genuinely kind, caring, and polite, and has been since he was born. Averages to about a 3.
 * Flaws: Can be emotionally unstable and finds trouble trusting adults due to father issues. Also the above mentioned methods. About a 4.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: Vigilante, which in the BlazBlue world is a bounty hunter. However, he mostly uses this job as a standpoint with which to achieve his goals. 3 perhaps?
 * Final Score: 21/9 = 2.33. Despite the cynical nature of the Blazblue world, Carl is a child, so there's a good chance he'll survive to the end. And this is saying something, as he has the lowest score thus far, even lower than Noel!


 * Tsubaki Yayoi
 * Age: As she's on late teens, so probably 2.
 * Sexual Orientation: She only had her sight on Jin... if the Imperator's Orders aren't getting in the way. Therefore, Straight. 3
 * Love Interest by Genre: She's an Action Girl, but the current situation puts her more of a Damsel in Distress that Jin needs to save (that is, from the clutches of Hazama). Then there's the fact that Noel is prophesized to save her from that fate. 1.
 * Role: If NOL is protagonistic, then Tsubaki is more likely to be a heroic character who follows orders. Plus, in the Academy, she used to be Jin's Lancer (Chick goes to Noel). 3.
 * Race: If names are to go by, Asian. 3.
 * Aesthetics: Taokaka calls her 'Average-sized', she wears purdy clothes that doesn't flaunt her beauty, but she's beautiful all right. 3.
 * Personality: Studious, and while she can get into more on the hammy justice action, she is deep down a Hakumen Fan Girl Nerd. Thus 3.
 * Flaws:: She took the gritty side and brainwashed into astrayness from the path of goodness (with the protagonist), and believes she IS in the path of goodness... but with things like NOL, who can blame her? 4.
 * "Virtues":: Well at least she's pretty oriented in Action Girl-ism. 2.
 * Species: Humans, birth-issues aside. 3.
 * Occupation: Would've been Villain by Default, really, due to her staunch devotion to NOL, brainwashed or not. But since she's Jin's girlfriend, this gives her the score 4 instead.
 * Final Score: 31/11 = 2.82. Below average, so she'll likely survive, if Jin even bothered.


 * Hazama
 * Sexual Orientation: Very straight. 3
 * Love Interest By Genre: A BASTARD! 5.
 * Role: HE'S THE FRIGGING VILLAIN! 5
 * Aesthetics: They don't call him 'Smooth Criminal' if he hasn't got the good look. Terumi, on the other hand... But let's just settle with 1
 * Personality: "THIS WORLD IS NOTHING BUT LIES!!". Yep, openly stating nihilism. 5.
 * Virtues: A Holier Than Thou-type Troll. 5
 * Species: He's a ghost, therefore Undead. 5.
 * Occupation: As Captain Hazama, he'd be 4.
 * Final Score: 33/8 = 4.125. You'll probably die when the series ends, Hazama. Pray that after your arc there's another, so you can consult the Sorting Algorithm of Deadness and continue on Trolling if results over there is good. Or better yet, DON'T. JUST STAY DEAD.


 * Makoto Nanaya
 * Age: Late teens. 2.
 * Sexual Orientation: Seems to be all over the place. She could be considered lesbian for her female friends, but is also straight, as she's been shown having feelings for Jin (though he'll most likely end up with Tsubaki), Tager, and ESPECIALLY Carl, due to her love of young boys. Is pretty much a 5, due to how high her sex drive is.
 * Love Interest by Genre: She's an Action Girl, and her closest thing to an official love interest is a Cute Shotaro Boy. She most likely qualifies as a 1.
 * Role: One of the heroes, but most likely of another story. 3.
 * Race: Most likly Asian, due to her name origin. 3.
 * Aesthetics: A cute and spunky, yet sexy squirrel girl. 1.
 * Personality: Genius Ditz. Roughly a 4.
 * "Virtues":: Action Girl. 2.
 * Species: A squirrel girl. 4.
 * Final Score: 25/9 = 2.778. Fairly likely to survive. If Makoto saw this score, she'd probably react the same way she feels in Tager's gag reel: By tingling in her naughty bits. She'd probably get even more tingly after noticing that Carl's score is the lowest, as she can't keep her hands off young boys, especially ones that are likely to live.


 * Relius Clover
 * Age: An Older and Wiser and EVILER version of Carl. Uh yeah... 5.
 * Sexual Orientation: Has had children w/ Ignis, and created the Murakumo Units, making their butts extremely prominent. However, there is possible Ho Yay subtext with Hazama, so he's quite possibly gay as well. Most likely bisexual. 5.
 * Role: Part of the Big Bad Duumvirate. 5.
 * Race: If Carl's White, he's definitely White. 1.
 * Aesthetics: That mask must've been hiding something, but he's still damn rugged. Therefore 2.
 * Personality: He's not as nihilistic as Hazama, but he might as well, judging on how much of a Complete Monster he is. 5.
 * "Virtues": Smart, definitely. Being a man who sought perfection, he's got to be on the Smart part. 3.
 * Species: Human. 3.
 * Occupation: In a worse scale than Litchi; Relius is both a scientist with fucked up morality, PLUS a Villain by Default without having a Noble Profession to back it up. 5.
 * Final Score: 34/9 = 3.778. Higher than Arakune, but probably he's still got a big death rate. But it's more plausible for him to return in future installments than Hazama...


 * Valkenhayn R. Hellsing
 * Age: Really Seven Hundred Years Old plus Older and Wiser. 5.
 * Sexual Orientation: Probably doesn't do the romance thing. May or may not have a crush on Rachel, but is only shows up in non-canon gag reels, so chances are we can ignore this. 1.
 * Role: Big badass protector plus shades of The Obi-Wan. 5.
 * Race: Haven't the foggiest. 5.
 * Aesthetics: He was apparently quite handsome in his youth, and possibly still. 2.
 * Personality: Extremely stoic. 3.
 * "Virtues": Very loyal to Rachel, and very quiet. 4.
 * Species: Werewolf beastkin. 3.
 * Occupation: Battle Butler and bodyguard. 4.
 * Final Score: 32/9 = 3.5. Uh oh. Not good for the coolest butler since Sebastian.

Axis Powers Hetalia
Let's see what would happen if the Allies were in a horror movie!

America
 * Age, nineteen, so I think that's a mix between single adult and protagonist teen: 2.5
 * Sexual Orientation: None full out confirmed in canon, only Ship Tease, so Celibate Hero: 1
 * Love Interests: N/A
 * Role: Wants to be The Hero, so I'll let him: 1
 * Race: White: 1
 * "Aesthetics": Not exactly the cutie, but rather good-looking, so I'll give him a one.
 * Personality: A mix between Jerk with a Heart of Gold, The Ditz and Friend to All Living Things, I think that makes him a 2,5
 * Flaws: Crippling phobia of ghosts: 2
 * Virtues: The Pollyanna: 1
 * Species: Human: 3
 * Occupation: Hmmm... Probably a mix Between Superhero and Innocent Bystander, 2
 * Final Score: 1,7 - Wow, America, why are you so afraid of horror films? You'd almost certainly survive one!

England
 * Age, twenty-three, single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: None full out confirmed in canon, only Ship Tease, so Celibate Hero: 1
 * Love Interests: N/A
 * Role: The Lancer: 3
 * Race: White: 1
 * "Aesthetics": A bit over average: 2
 * Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold: 3
 * Flaws: The closest is smartass, though I doubt he'd be so stupid he'd taunt people. Could hold the Idiot Ball though: 4
 * Virtues: Genre Savvy: 3
 * Species: Human: 3
 * Occupation: Hero's friend and mentor: 4,5
 * Final Score: 2,75 - Dammit, don't kill him off! He's to Tsundere to die!

France
 * Age: Twenty-six, single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: Anything That Moves: 5
 * Love Interests: N/A
 * Role: Closest is probably Plucky Comic Relief: 4
 * Race: White: 1
 * "Aesthetics": Rather handsome: 1,5
 * Personality: Closest is Jerk with a Heart of Gold: 3
 * Flaws: Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: 5
 * Virtues: Closest is The Smart Guy: 3
 * Species: Human: 3
 * Occupation: Closest is Hero's friend: 4
 * Final Score: 3,25 - Better keep away from that haunted house, France...

China
 * Age, While in his twenties in physical age, he's Actually Seven Hundred Years Old, so Older and Wiser: 5
 * Sexual Orientation: None full out confirmed in canon, only Ship Tease, so Celibate Hero: 1
 * Love Interests: N/A
 * Role: Plucky Comic Relief: 4
 * Race: Asian: 3
 * "Aesthetics": Bishounen: 1
 * Personality: Mix off The Ditz and Friend to All Living Things: 2,5
 * Flaws: Butt Monkey: 4
 * Virtues: The Pollyanna: 1
 * Species: Human: 3
 * Occupation: Closest I can find is hero's friend: 4
 * Final Score: 2.85 - Hm, closer than I thought.

Russia
 * Age Age unknown, single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: While he's shown interest in China and Lithuania, I'd say he's to much of a Psychopathic Manchild to call it love. Celibate Hero: 1
 * Love Interests: N/A
 * Role: The Lancer: Closest is a mix between loner and Plucky Comic Relief: 4
 * Race: Don't know if Russian counts as Asian or white, so I'll take the thing between: 2
 * "Aesthetics": The least handsome of the cast, so: 3
 * Personality: Well, he's crazy, so Crazy Survivalist: 5
 * Flaws: Due to his childishness, mentally handicapped: 1
 * Virtues: Once again, due to childishness, curious: 5
 * Species: Human: 3
 * Occupation: Once again, closest is hero's friend: 4
 * Final Score: 2,8 - My, they all have pretty good odds

Might as well do the Axis members (Axes?) too:

Italy
 * Age: 20, so a single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: Tough one. He did tell Germany that his first love was a boy, so considering he flirts with girls he would be bi. But he also says that he is a virgin, which would make him a Celibate Hero. Let's give him a 3 as a compromise.
 * Role: I guess he's technically The Hero: 1
 * Race: White: 1
 * Personality: The Ditz: 4
 * Flaws: A coward, while of a more loveable kind: 5
 * Virtues: Closest one is The Pollyanna: 1
 * Species: Human is probably the closest: 3
 * Final Score: 21/8=2.625. Quite high for a title character.

Germany
 * Age:20, a single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: Again, debatable, but he's a lot more reserved than Italy, so probably reluctant: 2
 * Role: The Lancer, if we're going if Italy as The Hero: 3
 * Race: White: 1
 * Personality: I suppose the closest is The Captain: 2
 * Flaws: I can't think of any that fits: N/A
 * Virtues: Pragmatic: 5
 * Species: Again, we're going with Human: 3
 * Occupation: Hero's friend: 4
 * F Inal score: 23/8=2.875. He'd better watch out for the Worf Effect, I guess.

Japan
 * Age: He profile says "secret", but let's just go with single adult: 3
 * Sexual Orientation: Definitely a Celibate Hero: 1
 * Role: The closest fit is The Lancer: 3
 * Race: Same as the creator: 1
 * Personality: Probably a nerd: 3
 * Flaws: Again, none of them fits: N/A
 * Virtues: The Smart Guy or The Quiet One: 3.5
 * Species: We've gone though this already: 3
 * Occupation: Hero's friend: 4
 * Final score: 21.5/8=2.6875. Hetalia characters in general seems like they should be glad they are Anthropomorphic Personifications of nations.

Digimon
Even though no one died...

Taichi: Score: 1.87. Consedering he's the hero, it's normal.
 * Age: Child. 1
 * Sexual Orientation: For convince sake, straight. 3
 * Role: The Hero. 1
 * Race: Same as writer's. 1
 * Gender: Male. 1
 * Aesthetics: Avarage. 3
 * Virtues: Determinatior. 2
 * Species: Human. 3

Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yami Yugi/ Atem score:2, he is the main character.
 * Age: Teen. 2
 * Sexual Orientation: straight. 3
 * Role: The Hero. 1
 * Aesthetics: Mr. Fanservice. 1
 * Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. 3

Seto Kaiba score:2.6, he isn't the main character
 * Age: Teen. 2
 * Sexual Orientation: straight. 3
 * Role: Loner. 4
 * Aesthetics: Mr. Fanservice. 1
 * Personality: Jerk with a Heart of Gold. 3

Marik score:3.2, he is the antagonist (Adolescent).
 * Age: Teen. 2
 * Sexual Orientation: straight. 3
 * Role: Villain. 5
 * Aesthetics: Mr. Fanservice. 1
 * Personality: He is evil. 5