Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero/Funny

"Quan Chi: ...I forgot my line.
 * The live action blooper reel. Replete with Large Hams, it includes such gems as (using the characters' names):

Sareena: You suck."

"Quan Chi: We have toyed with the linja long... FUCK! (In another take, he reads the line as "We have toyed with the ninja... LONGENOUGH!)"
 * And the tongue twister of:

"Quan Chi: DO NOT FAIL ME!﻿ We, you and I. *Pause* ...we, you, me, everybody in this fuckin' room! Oh, shit!"
 * But the ultimate side splitter is: