Silent Hill: Shattered Memories/Funny

"Harry: (stares at a pin-up) "Cheryl?" nertom: "That's not Cheryl.""
 * Using Harry's phone to call the Konami customer service number.
 * Calling 411. After Harry tells the operator that he's calling from Silent Hill, the operator just scaredly says "Silent... Hill?" and then hangs up.
 * "It's a boat. It's like a car, but runs on water."
 * Upon examining a wastebasket covered in used condoms - "What, no bareback in the great outdoors?"
 * Every time Harry stares at sexy posters/mannequins.
 * One scene from a Let's Play video (around the time where Harry starts to look for Cheryl in the start) goes like this:

"Dr. Kaufmann: James? James: Wrong day again? Dr. Kaufmann: See you tomorrow. James. Dr. Kaufmann: One of my couples therapy patients. Haven't seen his wife in a while."
 * This moment from the UFO ending: