50 Cent: Blood on the Sand/Haiku

Curtis Jackson's pissed. While rappin' in the Mid' East, Dumb bitch takes his skull! - theenglishman

Fifty Cent shoots dudes, Recovers a priceless skull, And swears a whole bunch. - JackAlsworth

Jeweled skull stolen, Fifty Cent banishes thieves to the Fiddy Zone. - Hourai Rabbit