Toho Kingdom Toons/Funny

"News Anchor: Baragon in Paris, France. Gorosaurus: WHAT!?!"
 * The Two Toho Monsters Review A Non-Toho Movie are chock full of these.
 * Their review of Valkyrie, which includes a scene that parodies Hogan's Heroes and Tom Cruise speaking gibberish and saying "Katie Holmes" over and over again.
 * "It...appears that you are describing an episode of Hogan's Heroes."
 * Gabara and Monster X's nonsensical rating system. "Something out of something!"
 * During one short, Gabara wants to review The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh while Monster X wants to review a Godzilla movie. The result? Destroyah The Pooh!
 * Monster X reviewing The Godfather trilogy. "The Godfather. Absolutely Hilarious! The Godfather II. Even funnier! The Godfather III. Not Coppola's best work, but a decent comedy nonetheless."
 * Gabara deciding to Answer The Call because he feels Monster X is making a mockery of....something.
 * "GABBY WANT CALZONEY!"
 * "And that time my entire herb garden was decimated by a winter frost. Why did I plant it in September?"
 * Monster X and Gabara trying to out-annoy one another. Long story short, it involves Monster X playing the harmonica and Gabara playing the banjo.
 * "MY NAME IS GABARA! MY NAME IS GABARA! MY NAME IS GABARA!
 * The James Bond review and the parody scene they do. "AHH! I'm a pie!"
 * Godzilla and Anguirus trapping Gabara and Monster X in a prison cell by luring them there with bon-bons...Oh, and Skeleturtle is trapped there as well.
 * "And then there was that time we OD'd on Pixie Stix!"
 * One cartoon parodies Destroy All Monsters. It's downright hilarious, especially when they poke fun at an infamous I Am Not Shazam moment that occurs in the film.

"Giant Condor: Hi, mister! What's your name? ''Gabara': (Annoyed) Gabara. Giant Condor: My name's the Giant Condor. Gabara: (Mutters) That's a stupid name. Giant Condor: I'm only 3 1/2 years old. Gabara: (Sarcastically) How wonderful. Giant Condor: My favorite show is Yu-Gi-Oh!. Gabara: How terrible. Giant Condor: Sometimes I wish I was Yugi so I could fight crime. Gabara: That's not what Yugi does."
 * Gabara's blind-date with Biollante.
 * "Did I just see Kirby and Meta-Knight fighting outside my window?! Seriously, am I going crazy?"
 * Gabara having to deal with an annoying little kid three-year old giant condor.

"Kiryu: (Firing beams wildly while completely missing Godzilla) I'm out-classing you!
 * The recent cartoon "Sexy Grandpa" is full of these.
 * "I like my sombreo!"
 * Keizer Ghidorah's cameo. "I didn't order pepperoni!"
 * Kiryu being absolutely unconvincing while being disguised as Godzilla. "Do-de-do". Doing a little rampaging! Might go to the deli later!"
 * "See, my heat ray is no different from before!"
 * Anguirus pointing out how bad Kiryu's disguise is.
 * "I'm, like, 73% cetain that you're not the my greatest friend in the whole wide world, man. Dude, I can totally see one of your mechanical arms."
 * "What disguise? I ain't no doppleganger! Now, give me your jaw."
 * The line between Godzilla and Kiryu is quite funny as well. "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?"

Godzilla: "You're not even hitting me.""

"Bagan: I wanted the prettiest of pretty ponies. But me mother. She no give me the prettiest of pretty ponies. Instead, she gave me the manliest of manly stallions."
 * Bagan's nonsensical story in the episode "Squeegee"-


 * "No, no, no no no no no! Not him."
 * And Gabara's reaction. "Who? Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!"
 * "Well, first I dabble in cryptozooology." "CLOSE ENOUGH!"

"Showa Gigan: Wait, what's Captain Sulu doing with his first mate?"
 * The recent episode "Woo" is filled with several gems including-
 * The Showa-Era Gigan being a complete Trekkie even going so far as to make his own web series.
 * Bagan pointing out that Gigan will never find love, due to Gigan's nerdines, only for the Millennium-Era Gigan to show up and fall in love with him...And she's also a Trekkie.
 * The female Gigan showing the male Gigan some fanart she drew.

""He's stronger so much stronger than almost any other type of duck! He went to Monster Island and fought Godzilla but he still lost because...well, it's Godzilla folks. Duh!""
 * "If she wants to shave her hair, let her. That chick from The Eurythmics was hot!"
 * "You have entered the threshold into what I like to call the "Run-Away-And-Never-Look-Back zone"."
 * The cartoon Eleven Googolplex Ducks is a rather humorous song about a ridiculous amount of ducks. Especially the "Black Hole Duck".