JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged/YMMV

"J. Geil: "Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I raped her. Then I killed her. Then I dressed her up as Liza Minnelli. Then I raped her again. I know. I'm f* cked up like that.""
 * Nightmare Fuel - Hol Horse's dreams are...unsettling, to say the least.
 * Alternate Character Interpretation
 * Standard Abridged Series fare, but Iggy stands out, being re-imagined as something akin to Handbanana
 * N'Doul as a Blaxploitation character complete with borderline Tear Jerker death scene.
 * Complete Monster: J. Giel and Dio Up to Eleven
 * Crosses the Line Twice:

"Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar.
 * Crowning Music of Awesome:
 * Hoes and Wine, ALL ZE TIME!
 * The full version he put out in MP 3 form on St. Patrick's Day 2010 is even better.
 * The opening credits music is also pretty badass.
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: "MANLIEST HUG!!!"
 * Memetic Mutation: What is this I don't even?
 * Squick
 * Joseph's description of the picture he offers D'Arby is truly cringe-worthy.
 * Says you.

D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture?

Joseph: VERY...very...recent."


 * Tear Jerker
 * 's death is even sadder.
 * Set to music from The Land Before Time, no less!
 * Then immediately made funny with the following letter sequence accompanied by Ren and Stimpy music.
 * So is death.
 * Antfish's tribute to Ronnie James Dio
 * Antfish's tribute to Ronnie James Dio