Monty Python and the Holy Grail

""If we built this large wooden badger...""

After the success of Monty Python's Flying Circus in the UK and US, the six Ambassadors of Anarchy got the right to make films. This was their second go-round (after And Now for Something Completely Different, which did feature redone versions of several sketches from Circus) and one of their most famous and oft-quoted.

A complete skewering of the Arthurian legend, it tells the story of King Arthur and his attempt to build a court at Camelot (which is, of course, a silly place). Once he assembles his crew (off-screen, mostly), he has a vision of God (or a reasonable drawing of same by Terry Gilliam based on a famous cricket player), informing him that to cement his name in immortality, he must seek the Holy Grail -- the cup used at the Last Supper of Christ, and which caught his blood after the crucifixion. After a long and roundabout search which leads them to the far corners of the Kingdom and past idiosyncratic knights, the world's oldest harem, and a very nasty rabbit, they discover the Grail is supposedly located in a very old castle, which has fallen into the hands of those heathen enemies -- the French.

Those nasty taunting bastards.

Full of random quips, hilarious stand-alone scenes, and the type of comedic anarchy and anticlimax that practically defines British comedy even to this day, the movie was a low-budget success story and has become a Cult Classic over time. It also reveals Michael Palin's versatility, as he plays something like 10 roles over the course of the film. He's not alone, of course; the majority of people and about 80% of the lines are from the Pythonites, leading to some interesting blocking and directing decisions. (Watch Lancelot's helmet.)

Or, if you want to be "artsy" about it, see Eric Idle's Broadway adaptation: Spamalot!

Just a side note -- because Terry Jones is, in fact, an Arthurian scholar, this happens to be not just the funniest but the most accurate film adaptation of Malory's Le Morte Darthur ever made. Some of the humor, in fact, is derived from typical Pythonian spins on events and characterizations from the original tales.

... and a few others which have been renamed over the years, like Unexplained Recovery (which was once called I Got Better), Sham Ceremony (formerly Farcical Aquatic Ceremony), and The Presents Were Never From Santa (originally Strange Pond Woman).
 * And There Was Much Rejoicing
 * The Coconut Effect/Coconut Superpowers
 * Help! Help! This Index Is Being Repressed!
 * Holy Hand Grenade
 * Inherent in the System
 * I Shall Taunt You
 * Killer Rabbit
 * Even Heroes Have Heroes
 * Not Quite Dead
 * Only a Model
 * Only a Flesh Wound
 * Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Trailer/Lady Not-Appearing-In-This-Game
 * Some Call Me... Tim
 * These Questions Three
 * With This Herring

"King Arthur: If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!," he'd just say it! Sir Galahad: Perhaps he was dictating. King Arthur: Oh, shut up."
 * AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle: The Knights of the Round Table, whose shows are formidABLE, but many times are given rhymes that are quite unsingABLE.
 * Abnormal Ammo: the cow and large wooden rabbit the French fling at the English knights (catapulting animals was a legitimate strategy for fending off invaders back then, but they were usually dead animals meant to spread disease, not actual livestock). The French can do this too, with less preparation.
 * The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
 * Absurdly Sharp Blade: King Arthur can cut through the Black Knight's armour and limbs with ease.
 * Affectionate Parody: Terry Jones is an Arthurian scholar and knew a lot of the source material.
 * All Women Are Lustful: Castle Anthrax.
 * Almost-Dead Guy: Subverted constantly.
 * The "plague victim" who protests that he is not dead. However, both his "caretaker" and the cart bearer eventually have had enough of his whining and kill him anyway.
 * The Running Gag of people getting shot, stabbed, or otherwise injured, and people mourning over them as if they are giving a Final Speech, only for them to protest that they are "getting better".
 * With his dying breath, Joseph of Aramathea carves a message on a cave wall.

"Launcelot: We were in the nick of time! You were in great peril. Galahad: I don't think I was. Launcelot: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril! Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Launcelot: No, it's too perilous. Galahad: It's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can! Launcelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Launcelot: No. It's unhealthy. Galahad: ...Bet you're gay. Launcelot: Am not!"
 * Aluminum Christmas Trees
 * Launching/dropping dead animals and other nasty things was a real tactic in siege warfare.
 * Also, those guys in the monks robes who walk around chanting in Latin and hitting themselves in the face with boards? They were called flagellants.
 * As flagellant sects go, their behavior, as odd as it is, is extremely mild.
 * Amusing Injuries: the Black Knight's limbs being lopped off in his duel with King Arthur. "You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"
 * Anticlimax
 * The surprise ending to the British attack on the French castle. The reason why they didn't go through with the whole fight is because they ran out of money and time, and couldn't film the whole thing. So they just
 * The Death of the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh may count.
 * Apocalyptic Log: The message carved by Joseph of Aramathea giving the Grail's location.
 * Ascended to Carnivorism: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
 * As Long as It Sounds Foreign: You didn't think that was real Swedish, did you? Seriously? We're disappointed in you.
 * Attack! Attack! Retreat! Retreat!
 * Where Arthur's Battle Cry quickly breaks down into a rather disorderly call for retreat: "Run Awaaay!", when the French counterattack by launching farm animals at the attackers.
 * Also the tactic used against the killer rabbit.
 * Animator Existence Failure: Played for laughs "when, suddenly... the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more."
 * Badass Adorable: The Killer Rabbit.
 * Bait and Switch Credits: See them all here.
 * Baleful Polymorph: "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" *Beat* "I got better."
 * The Bard: Sir Robin's minstrels, one of whom sings "Brave Sir Robin Ran Away".
 * Bedsheet Ladder: Prince Herbert's escape attempt.
 * Better Than It Sounds/Film: "King Arthur on a low budget. With many original additions."
 * Bilingual Bonus: The Latin chorus sung by the monks while hitting themselves on the head with a two-by-four (a film-friendly version of self-flagellation). It's a real prayer and has been put to music many times, most famously by Bach. The line uttered by the monks translates to Lord, all pitying, Jesus blest, grant them thine eternal rest. However, when one factors in the satirical nature of the film, it's not really that far-fetched to assume that what they're trying to say is: "God, give them a break already!"
 * Black Knight
 * Bloody Hilarious
 * Blowing a Raspberry: The French Knight, each time he confronts King Arthur and his knights.
 * Boom Stick: Wielded by Tim the Enchanter in his first scene (right before the confrontation with the Rabbit of Caerbannog).
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall
 * In a deleted scene, Dingo turns and talks to the audience.
 * "Look! There's the old man from Scene 24!"
 * Patsy: *when referring to Camelot* "It's only a model"
 * Brick Joke: "African or European swallow?"
 * The swallow joke comes up at least three times after the initial scene.  and of course the above counter-question at the Bridge of Death.
 * of the historian.
 * The credits. All of the credits guys were sacked, meaning there were no end credits.
 * Brown Note: The Knights Who Say "Ni". Later King Arthur uses the sacred word "Ni" himself. And the evil word:.
 * Burn the Witch
 * Catch Phrase: King Arthur -- "Oh, shut up!"
 * Also "Jesus Christ!" and "Run away!"
 * Celibate Hero: Sir Galahad, though not for lack of trying.
 * He might have succeeded if it wasn't for that meddling Launcelot.

"Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
 * Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Inverted. The French are constantly getting the drop on the English knights.
 * Chekhov's Gag
 * Chekhov's Gun:
 * Halfway through the film, a historian appears to summarize the next part of the plot and . Later, Arthur, Sir Bedevere, and Sir Lancelot are stopped on their quest and.
 * Arthur's overheard information about swallows and coconuts. Used to launch someone off a bridge.
 * Chosen One: Subverted. An anarcho-syndicalist peasant doesn't think it's enough to be king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
 * Coconut Superpowers
 * The horses are just the serfs following their knight, clapping two halves of a coconut together.
 * When the knights are hurled from the Bridge of Death, the actor is just crouched down, and then standing up real fast.
 * Collectible Card Game
 * Cool and Unusual Punishment
 * The Knights of Ni and King Arthur using the Brown Note "Ni!" to hurt people.
 * Also, apparently the punishment for lighting the "Grail-shaped" beacon at the Castle Anthrax is for the offender to be tied to the bed and spanked. And after the spanking, the oral sex!
 * Credits Gag
 * "Swedish" subtitles, Richard M. Nixon, møøse, llamas, and mass firings.
 * The latter most of which
 * Cryptic Conversation: Scene 24.
 * Dark Age Europe

"Brother Maynard: Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
 * Death by Looking Up: The servant crushed by the "Trojan Rabbit".
 * Death of a Thousand Cuts: Lancelot tries to take out the French castle using this technique.
 * Department of Redundancy Department:

"God: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. Arthur: Sorry-- God: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? Arthur: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!"
 * This sounds exactly like an oral tradition (where repetition helped cement things in memory) that got transcribed exactly when it got written down. See above about Terry Jones being a history geek.
 * Derailed for Details: In the opening scene, King Arthur's attempt to summon the Lord of the local castle derails into a discussion of how exactly King Arthur acquired a coconut shell in Medieval England, and ends with an argument over the migratory patterns of swallows.
 * Deranged Animation: The various intercut scenes, like with the Black Beast of AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!, are animated in Terry Gilliam's signature deranged style.
 * Determinator: Deconstructed, figuratively and literally, by the Black Knight scene.
 * Diabolus Ex Machina: The ending where Arthur's army.
 * Didn't Think This Through
 * Dispense with the Pleasantries: God to King Arthur.

"Lancelot: O Fair One, behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come in answer to your mess-- oh, I'm terribly sorry!"
 * Damsel in Distress: Subverted.
 * Dope Slap: King Arthur to Sir Bedevere and the King of Swamp Castle to Prince Herbert.
 * Double Entendre: "She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuge... (suggestive gesture) tracts of land."
 * Double Take: The French soldier when he sees the Trojan Rabbit.
 * Downer Ending:
 * Drop the Cow: "Fetchez la vache!"
 * The Dulcinea Effect: Subverted.

"King Arthur: What happens next? Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! King Arthur: Who leaps out? Bedevere: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and, uh.... (looks around at who are very obviously still standing next to him, and besides which are now openly facepalming) l-look, if we built this large wooden badger..."
 * The Dung Ages: Remember, Arthurian scholar. This was actually one of the first movies to show that conditions back then weren't like what they showed you in the movies. The corpse collector is able to identify Arthur as a king specifically because "he hasn't got shit all over him."
 * Dying Clue: Of course, it turns out the castle is actually called "AAAAaaaaaargh".
 * Eat Dirt Cheap: Parodied. The Constitutional Peasants are seen gathering dirt and filth in the same way one would harvest crops.
 * Eat the Dog: Robin's minstrels.
 * Everyone Join the Party: At the end, hundreds of soldiers show up literally out of nowhere.
 * Explain, Explain, Oh Crap: Trojan Rabbit, approximately thusly:

"Frenchman: I'm French! Why do you zink I have zis outrrrrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
 * Face Palm: Upon recognizing a glaring flaw in the Trojan Rabbit plan.
 * Fake-Out Opening: In a DVD release.
 * Fantasy-Forbidding Father
 * Fear Is the Appropriate Response: Arthur and his remaining knights run away when the evil bunny kills some of them off.
 * Feelies: At least one edition of the DVD has instructions on the back to use the DVD case to play along with the chanting monks. By holding it firmly in both hands and smashing it into your face...
 * Film the Hand: The last scene in the movie is a policeman blocking the camera.
 * Finders, Rulers: Arthur's claim to royalty lies in him possessing Excalibur.
 * Flat Joy: Yay. *waves a flag*
 * Focal Length: Z-axis compression while Lancelot is running toward the camera.
 * Footnote Fever / Fun with Subtitles: The opening credits (as referenced by the latter page).
 * Funny Foreigner: The French castle guard.

Frenchman: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"And they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, And There Was Much Rejoicing. 'Yaaaaay'"
 * Gag Boobs: Huge... tracts of land.
 * Gag Sub: The opening credits and those on a DVD release.
 * For the record, the DVD Gag Sub is actually entirely composed of lines from William Shakespeare's Henry IV Part 2. It's marketed on the DVD as being "For People Who Did Not Like The Film."
 * Gainax Ending: Details in the spoilers for Chekhov's Gun above.
 * Genericist Government
 * Giant Space Flea From Nowhere: The Dreaded Black Beast of AUGH, although we don't think it's from space.
 * Girl in the Tower: Parodied. First, it's a guy, and it only gets worse from there.
 * God: Shows up to give Arthur and his knights the task of finding the Holy Grail. He hates it when people grovel or avert their eyes, and thinks the psalms dedicated to Him are depressing.
 * Groin Attack: The Black Knight does it to the Green Knight while fighting him.
 * The Guards Must Be Crazy: The Swamp Castle guards.
 * Hand Signals: Several examples
 * Hair-Raising Hare: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbanog.
 * Having a Blast: Tim the Enchanter.
 * Hiccup Hijinks: A guard in the first "Prince Herbert" scene.
 * Hidden in Plain Sight: On his first encounter with the French Knights, there is an exchange where Arthur offers to let their leader accompany him on the quest for the holy grail. The Frenchman replies "Well I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one you see!" Arthur tries to break in, but is chased away and forgets about the exchange. At the end of the film, It turns out Castle Aarghhh is the same Castle the French were in, though Arthur approaches from the other side, across a lake this time, so he didn't recognize it at first.
 * High-Pressure Blood
 * King Arthur's duel with the Black Knight.
 * And in the scene with the Rabbit.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard: The bridge-keeper attempts to invoke three questions before letting them cross (which are relatively easy... If you aren't indecisive). If they fail (either by not knowing one of the others or simply being indecisive with one of the questions), they are hurled down a fiery crevice. When Arthur gets his turn, specifically when he gets to the third question (about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow), Arthur actually asks for clarification as to whether he meant an unladen African swallow or an unladen European swallow. The bridgekeeper then admits he doesn't even know, with predictable results.
 * Hollywood Tactics: Go, Sir Lancelot, you psychotic berk! Chop that castle down with your sword! Aversion, though, in that this was how Lancelot actually acted in Malory and other early sources. "Mentally unstable berserker prone to stress-induced fugue states" doesn't even begin to cover him.
 * Rather more specifically, this scene is a parody of the rescue of Guenevere near the end of Morte d' Arthur.
 * Hollywood Torches: Appear during the Camelot, Castle Anthrax, Swamp Castle and Cave of Caerbannog sequences.
 * Hugo Award: Nominated for Best Dramatic Presentation in 1976.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Robin's minstrels.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Robin's minstrels.

""'Tis a fair cop...""
 * It's a pun.
 * Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: The three knights impaled to a tree with a lance by the three-headed knight.
 * Implausible Deniability
 * "It's just a flesh wound."
 * "... I got better."
 * Impossible Task: "You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest... with a herring!"
 * Improbable Aiming Skills: The Black Knight throws his sword right through the eye-slot of the Green Knight's helmet.
 * Incessant Music Madness: Sir Robin eventually reacts this way to his minstrels, though it has more to do with their lyrics than the quality of their singing.
 * Informed Ability: The minstrels gushing about Sir Robin's bravery.
 * Inherently Funny Words
 * Ni!
 * "A newt?" (As opposed to, say, a cat.)
 * Møøse. Majestic perhaps, but very funny.
 * Insane Troll Logic: Bedevere's faultless chain of reasoning leading to the conviction of the witch. And in true Monty Python fashion, it works!

"Frenchman #1: C'est un cadeau! Frenchman #2: Huh? Frenchman #1: It's a present! Frenchman #2: Oh! Oui, un cadeau! Frenchman #1: Oui! Oui! Allons-y! Frenchman #2: What? Frenchman #1: Let's go. Frenchman #2: Oh!"
 * Ask a philosophy teacher about the logic used in the witch sequence. If anything can teach you deductive reasoning, that will.
 * One of the tracks on the soundtrack album is an alleged philosophy professor analyzing the very thing. He concludes that sex is better than logic.
 * Intermission
 * Invisible Backup Band: Pops up whenever Herbert mentions wanting to sing.
 * "I Want" Song: Defied. The lord of Swamp Castle keeps stopping his son from doing it until a later scene, which turns into a Crowd Song.
 * Just a Stupid Accent: John Cleese's taunting Frenchman hangs a lampshade. Further played with when one of the French knights actually does speak French (or uses commonly known French words), and the other Frenchmen don't understand a word.

"Galahad: Bet you're gay! Lancelot: ... No I'm not."
 * Kick Them While They Are Down: The Black Knight to King Arthur after Arthur cuts his arms off.
 * King Arthur: Of course.
 * King of All Cosmos: God. Many, many years before the Trope Namer came to be.
 * Lady Land: Castle Anthrax.
 * Lampshade Hanging: Seeing as this is Monty Python, of course there's a lot of this. A notable example in the Camelot song -- "but many times we're given rhymes / that are quite unsingable"... rhyming with "table".
 * Leeroy Jenkins: Sir Lancelot
 * Letting the Air Out of the Band
 * "Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here."
 * "We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."
 * "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking those people who were sacked have just been sacked."
 * A Light in the Distance: Castle Anthrax's Grail-shaped beacon.
 * Literal-Minded: Prince Herbert's guards are so literal in their interpretation of their orders that they allow Herbert to engineer his rescue because in the process he never does anything they were told to keep him from doing.
 * Lord Error-Prone: Lancelot when he's Storming the Castle.
 * Loud of War: "Ni! Ni!"
 * Lovable Coward: Sir Robin
 * Lyrical Dissonance: The "Brave Sir Robin" song.
 * Made of Plasticine: How easily King Arthur hacks off the Black Knight's limbs.
 * Medieval Morons: Both used and subverted.
 * Medium Awareness: Prince Herbert's father when the prince is about to start singing.
 * Medium Blending: Like Flying Circus, the movie switch from live-action to Terry Gilliam's Deranged Animation.
 * Miles Gloriosus: "Brave" Sir Robin, who has a troupe of troubadours to follow him about and sing of his praises. Unfortunately he runs away at the first sign of danger, and they incorporate his cowardice into their song....
 * Milky White Eyes
 * Minsky Pickup: The Camelot song.
 * Mission From God
 * Mistaken for Gay:

"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing."
 * This, however, becomes subverted in Spamalot, where Lancelot really is gay.
 * In the screenplay on the DVD, the other knights look knowingly at Lancelot.
 * Multiple Head Case: The three-headed giant whose heads bicker amongst themselves.
 * The Musical: Spamalot
 * Never Say That Again: Ni!
 * Turned around on the knights, later.
 * Oddly enough, the knight says it at the top of the scene with no harm done, but then hits himself with it for damage during the fadeout.
 * No Ending
 * No Party Like a Donner Party:

"Brother Maynard: ... who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 * Noodle Implements: Using sheep's bladders to prevent earthquakes somehow.
 * Off with His Head: The knight Bors has his head bitten off by the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
 * Ominous Latin Chanting: The flagellant monks, while hitting themselves on the head.
 * Only Smart People May Pass: Parodied in the Bridge of Death scene.
 * Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: John Cleese's faux-French accent slips into his British one momentarily during the French Taunting scene.
 * Cleese later inverts this during his scenes as Tim the Enchanter, whose accent suddenly becomes much thicker between his first meeting with the knights and the scenes at the Cave of Caerbannog.
 * Overdrawn At the Blood Bank
 * Overly Long Gag
 * The Swamp Castle scene.
 * Also in a deleted scene with Zoot (which does still appear in several versions of the movie) and within several other scenes throughout the film. Note of course that in most instances, the Overly-Long Gag is itself an intentional Running Gag and a Lampshade Hanging.
 * The Pig Pen: The villagers compared to Arthur, since "...he hasn't got shit all over him."
 * Poirot Speak: The Frenchman.
 * Prayer of Malice: Parodied; the heroes pray for God not only to defeat their enemies, but to "blow them to tiny bits, in Thy Mercy".
 * Public Domain Artifact: The Holy Grail, but the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is treated as one.
 * Quote Mine: So much so, that it's experienced Hype Backlash in the last few years.
 * Red Shirt: Bors, Gawain and Ector. They appear suddenly and without introduction before The Rabbit of Caerbannog and they are promptly dispatched. (Of course, in Malory and the Vulgate Cycle these are three of Arthur's most prominent knights - Terry Jones having a bit of fun with the traditions again?)
 * Rewriting Reality: The knights escape a cartoon monster when the animator dies of a heart attack.
 * Riddle Me This
 * Rope Bridge: Subverted, in that it doesn't break.
 * Graham Chapman got so drunk, he was absolutely terrified this would happen. So a stunt double ripped off his clothes and strutted across the bridge. You might notice how strangely determined the guy looks when doing this.
 * Rule of Funny: The driving force behind all technology in the movie. Why else would the French have their catapults already aimed at the Britons, but unloaded? How else would one explain the existence of the Holy Hand Grenade?
 * Rule of Three
 * The counting of the Holy Hand Grenade. "Five is right out."
 * Also, subverted. The third castle in the swamp fared even worse than the first two. But the fourth one stayed up.
 * Further subverted in a scene cut from the ending sequence: The old man from scene 24 appears -- for a third time, of course -- as Arthur is about to board the boat to the Grail castle and intones, "He who would cross the Sea of Fate must answer these questions twenty-and-eight." Arthur just picks him up and throws him in the water before getting into the boat.
 * Arthur just just can't seem to say the number three. It happens again at the Bridge of Death.
 * "We've lost Bors, Gawain, and Ector, that's five..."
 * The three questions in the Bridge of Death skit.
 * Running Gag: Swallows and coconuts come up way too often in this movie, as do people not dying and the number three.
 * Scare Chord: during the Knights Who Say Ni scene.
 * Seinfeldian Conversation: Lots of it, especially the coconuts argument.
 * Shaggy Dog Story
 * Shout-Out: The Trojan Rabbit (Trojan Horse) and Lancelot's squire Concorde (the jet), among others.
 * Shown Their Work: See above.
 * Siege Engines: Both Arthur's army at the end of the movie and the French knights.
 * Smoke Out: A Smoke In when Tim the Enchanter teleports from a distant mountaintop.
 * Someday This Will Come in Handy: The Chekhov's Gun Arthur overhears.
 * Sophisticated As Hell
 * Brother Maynard reading the Holy Hand Grenade instructions.

"Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
 * An anarcho-syndicalist peasant.

""Let me sample a little peril""
 * Shaped Like Itself: The historian's name is given as 'A Famous Historian'.
 * Sorry I Left the BGM On: Prince Herbert and his father.
 * Spank the Cutie: The women in Castle Anthrax try to get Sir Galahad to do this. Unfortunately Sir Lancelot thinks it's too perilous.
 * The Stinger: Subversion -- a black screen and two minutes and forty seconds of repetitive organ music.
 * Stealth Pun: The ending
 * Stone Wall: Parodied with the Black Knight. He has all his limbs chopped off, yet still boasts that he's invincible.
 * Stop Worshipping Me!: God is visibly annoyed with the Knights' reverence.
 * Storming the Castle: Three times: when they try to storm the French castle early on, when Lancelot attacks the castle by himself and when Arthur's army charges the French-controlled Grail castle at the climax.
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Tim the Enchanter, to the point of interrupting the knights mid-sentence for no purpose but pyrotechnics.
 * That Makes Me Feel Angry: "You make me sad."
 * That Poor Cat: Subverted, as the cat is on-screen every time someone makes it complain.
 * That Was the Last Entry: Parodied with the inscription about the Castle of AAAAaaaaaargh.
 * Throwing Your Sword Always Works: The Black Knight kills the Green Knight by throwing his sword through his helm's eye slot.
 * Time Passes Montage: The seasons passing segment, subverted in that the seasons are deliberately mixed up by the end.
 * Troll Bridge: The Bridge of Death scene.
 * Trope Overdosed: Yes and No. Given that this movie was the Trope Namer for many of the listed tropes on this page, meaning that some of these gags and phrases were not only made popular but created by this movie, Monty Python And The Holy Grail is only trope-overdosed in retrospect. Back when the movie premiered (in 1975), it mainly was 91 minutes of (often ground-breaking) weirdness.
 * Trust Me I'm a Doctor: Both Doctor Piglet and Doctor Winston try to assure Sir Galahad that they are doctors during his stay at Castle Anthrax.
 * Unexplained Recovery: The former trope namer, from the "Burn the witch" scene.
 * Unstoppable Rage: Lancelot when he's Storming the Castle.
 * Unusual Euphemism: A man in the movie wants his son to marry a woman so he can inherit her father's property, but the son is unwilling. He tries to convince him with a couple of reasons, ending off with how she has "Huge... tracts of land," with a gesture that is less suggestive of real estate and more suggestive of womanly curves.

"French Knight: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
 * Unwanted Rescue: Sir Galahad from Castle Anthrax.
 * Vague Age: The girls of Castle Anthrax are "all between the ages of 16 and 19½".
 * Verbal Tic: The Knights Who Say "NI!"
 * King Arthur has a tendency to skip from 2 to 5 when counting.
 * Wandering Minstrel: Brave, brave Sir Robin's got a bunch.
 * Weaksauce Weakness: The Knights Who Say Ni have one to.
 * Weapons Grade Vocabulary: Ni!
 * Turned around on the knights, later.
 * Oddly enough, the knight says it at the top of the scene with no harm done, but then hits himself with it for damage during the fadeout.
 * What Measure Is a Non-Cute?: Subverted by the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
 * White Bunny: The Rabbit of Caerbannog.
 * Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him: The killer bunny of Caerbannog is defeated with a hand grenade once it is established that it can kill the knights easily in close-quarters combat.
 * Wiki Walk
 * World Shapes: Believed to be banana-shaped, at least by Bedevere.
 * You Fail Logic Forever: Played with in the witch scene. The conclusion does follow logically from the premises, but...
 * You Shall Not Pass: "None shall pass!"
 * Your Mom: This famous oft-quoted insult. Now considered a shibboleth to get into many Ren Faires.

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