The Spiffing Brit/Quotes

"Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just a Murder Bear with a panzer tank. This is perfectly normal."

- Breaking Skyrim With Cursed Mods, April 27, 2021

"We're not here to play this game logically. Oh no no no no."

- PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge?, May 6, 2021

"I love the smell of war crimes in the morning."

- CANNONS ARE OVERPOWERED!!! - Total War: Shogun 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits, June 4, 2021

"But dear god! Surviving the apocalypse -- it's actually bloody difficult!"

- Can You Survive The Apocalypse?, November 20, 2021

"But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, which means I have absolutely no moral complex..."

- HOW TO BREAK PLANTS Vs ZOMBIES - PvZ Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!, December 30, 2021

"You see, that's the Spiffing Brit guarantee: we can exploit anything and everything."

- How To Win The Lottery (By Cheating), February 4, 2022

"I drink tea and consume universes."

- Is Magic Overpowered?, March 1, 2022

"That's one of the downsides of having an open world game, because you can just use the open world to avoid the game."

- Elden Ring Is A Perfectly Balanced Game - Magic Is Very Broken, March 13, 2022