Famous Last Words/Live-Action TV

When a recurring character on a television show is killed off, they often get Famous Last Words. Please only spoiler tag the name of the person who said the quote.

Buffyverse

 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 * "Your shirt..."
 * "This is not orderly...this is not disciplined...you're on my campus, Buddy, and when I say I want quiet I mean..."
 * "Well, gosh!"
 * "Oh, this is no good. This is no good at all."
 * "What's that do?"
 * "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me."
 * "Oops!"
 * "...us?"
 * "Angel..."
 * "Aw, fu-"
 * "Bunnies. Floppy, hoppy bunnies."
 * Actually, it's "Andrew!"
 * Angel: "Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love."
 * "He's gonna kill us."
 * "Oh, and you're welcome."
 * "Please, Wesley...why can't I stay?"
 * "You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You don't...Angel..."
 * "I-I love you."
 * "That ain't right."
 * "We did so many terrible things together. So much destruction. So much pain. We can't make up for any of it. You know that, don't you?... This child, Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together. The only good thing. You make sure to tell him that."
 * "This death is hardly glorious enough."
 * (Breatheless) "We are legion, we are forever!"
 * "Let's go to work."
 * "How very touching his meaningless death was - but this fight was never for mortals. Ooh...take your best shot, little girl."

Doctor Who

 * The Doctors:
 * First Doctor
 * "The Tenth Planet": "Ah, yes! Thank you. It's good. Keep warm."
 * Not "I'm a bit knackered!"
 * Second Doctor
 * "The War Games": "NO! Stop! You're making me giddy! No, you can't do this to me! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!"
 * "The Night Walkers": "Fear no more, Hogan... After this dreadful night has passed your scarescrows will not walk again!"
 * Third Doctor:
 * "Planet of the Spiders": "A tear, Sarah Jane? Don't cry. While there's life, there's-"
 * "The Touch of the Nurazh":
 * "Hour of the Geek!:
 * Fourth Doctor
 * "Logopolis": "It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for."
 * Fifth Doctor
 * "The Caves of Androzani": "I might regenerate. I don't know. Feels different this time..." His last words.
 * "Adric?" His last thoughts, as he's regenerating.
 * Sixth Doctor
 * "The Trial of a Time Lord": "Carrot juice!" Well, except in the Doctor Who Expanded Universe...
 * "Spiral Scratch": "Don't cry, Mel. It was my time. Well, maybe not, but it was my time to give. To donate. I've had a good innings you know, seen and done a lot. Can't complain this time. Don't feel cheated."
 * Seventh Doctor
 * "The Enemy Within": "Timing malfunction. The Master! He's out there. I've got to stop him."
 * Ninth Doctor
 * "The Doctor Dances": Lampshaded with "Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! Go to your room!" When it succeds, he says "I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words."
 * "The Parting of the Ways": "You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!"
 * Tenth Doctor
 * "The Stolen Earth": "I'm sorry... It's too late... I'm regenerating!", said before what would turn out to be an averted regeneration.
 * "The End of Time (Part II)": "I don't want to go."
 * Eleventh Doctor
 * The Doctor got two in "Amy's Choice"
 * : "Okay... Okay!"
 * : "Because I know who he is!"
 * "The Big Bang": "Geronimo."
 * "Live well. Love Rory. Bye-bye, Pond." Last spoken words before his Heroic Sacrifice,
 * "The Almost People": "Geronimo." The Eleventh Doctor's Ganger.
 * Companions:
 * "The Daleks' Master Plan": "You show me so many strange mysteries. With you, I know I'm safe."
 * "Sara!"
 * "The Daleks' Master Plan" (again): "Doctor..."
 * "Earthshock": "Now I'll never know if I was right."
 * "The Parting of the Ways" "EXTERMINATE!" "I kinda figured that." But he gets better. Much better.
 * "School Reunion": "You bad dog." "Affirmative!"
 * "Journey's End": "Don't make me go back, no, please! Don't make me go back!"
 * A more straightforward one from "Forest Of The Dead": "Shhhhh....spoilers."
 * "Amy's Choice": "Look after our baby."  He got better.
 * "Cold Blood": "This can't be the end! I was on the hill with you! You were beautiful"
 * "The Doctor's Wife": "I love you..."
 * in 'The Girl Who Waited': "Show me Earth. Show me home. ...Did I ever tell you about this boy I met there? He pretended to be in a band..."
 * The Master
 * The Dark Path:
 * The Keeper of Traken: "A new body at last."
 * First Frontier:
 * The Glorious Dead:
 * Utopia: "Killed by an insect... a girl! How inappropriate. Still, not to worry! If the Doctor can be young and strong... then so will I! The Master... reborn!"
 * Last of the Time Lords: "How about that? I WIN! Will it stop Doctor? The drumming, will it stop?"
 * The End of Time: "You did this to me! All of my life! You made me! One!...Two!...Three!...Four!"
 * Others:
 * "Dalek": "Exterminate."
 * "The Enemy of the World": "And now I'm going to kill you."
 * "Gridlock": "You are not alone."
 * "Bad Wolf": "Oh, my masters. You can kill me...for I've brought your destruction."
 * Also a Call Back to "Day of the Daleks": "Who knows? I may have helped to exterminate you."
 * "The Stolen Earth": "You know nothing of any human. And that will be your downfall."
 * "The Unicorn and the Wasp:" "What are you doing with that lead piping?" - Professor Peach, in the library
 * "Utopia": "The ....REEEEBORRRRRN!"
 * "The Last of the Time Lords": "Will it stop, Doctor? The drumming? Will it ever stop?"
 * "The End of Time (Part 2)": "You did this to me! All of my life! You! Made! Me! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!!"
 * " 'Till death do us part, Harry!"
 * Put to very creepy effect in "Silence in the Library"/"The Forest of the Dead":
 * "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
 * "Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice crea ..."
 * "We should go now, Doctor!"
 * "I really did try."
 * "If you'll forgive me, I'm really rather hungry."
 * "I can only die once. And someone's beaten you to it."
 * "Promise you'll bring them to the surface. Swear it... You've got to swear it..."
 * "Well, if I'm going to die, Salamander, you'll die with me!"
 * "Arrest him! Arrest him! Arrest him!"
 * "You cannot kill me!"
 * ''Victory of the Daleks: "WE ARE REA-DY!"
 * From Paradise Towers:
 * "No, I can't see anything."
 * "Fibbing now, is it? I hate little fibbers."
 * "Oh do you? And suppose I won't give it to you?"
 * "I... I think we ought to hurry, Great Architect. Please, let's hurry."
 * "There was nothing wrong with it when I built it, unless unless humanoid creatures have damaged it."
 * From The Web Planet: "You have not the power... Power! Master them! Master theeeem!"
 * "A Good Man Goes to War": "Rory, I am a nurse"
 * "The Poison Sky": "Sontar-HA!"
 * Torchwood
 * "I know you don't want to shoot."
 * "It's all right. Really, Tosh. It's all right. Oh God..."
 * "I couldn't save him".
 * "Captain, my captain. Do you want to know a secret? There's something moving in the dark and it's coming, Jack Harkness. It's coming for you."
 * "1,000 years time? You won't remember me."
 * "Susie, keep running, I'm coming to get you! RUN FASTER! FASTER!"
 * "Susie, keep running, I'm coming to get you! RUN FASTER! FASTER!"

Kamen Rider

 * Kamen Rider Ryuki
 * "I never thought I'd hear you speak like that to me.... It's a little..."
 * " ... You didn't have an answer too, did you? You fought to find an answer. I'll fight too to find that answer you were searching for."
 * "By the way, the weather's pretty bad today, huh? I can't see  face."
 * " I'll buy something good to bring back home.
 * "Why did this have to happen? I.... I..... I just wanted to be happy."
 * " you're a fool. But I really do love you...  ."
 * "The Final Rider... is you!"
 * Kamen Rider Double:
 * "Futo... it really has a good wind blowing through it."
 * "Don't think this is it! Your fates are already set...  I will be waiting for you in Hell!"
 * "Then become a suitable man for it."
 * "I have no regrets! Let's dance, dear! Like we did on that day! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..."
 * "To think... I'd die trying to save ... even though I hated her so much... this is pathetic..."
 * "You would have me... count my sins...? Then, is it a sin... to love...?"
 * "It's okay. Even once this is over,, as long as the Earth itself exists. Are you crying,   Goodbye..."
 * " Just do what you think is right.   I'm going now..."
 * "Idiot!"
 * Kamen Rider OOO
 * "It can't be... My Cores... My...!"
 * "It was almost in my hands' grasp... Everything was mine..."
 * "Am I finished? That wasn't enough! [After being asked why] Because I'm a Greeed."
 * "... Here. For you."
 * "Stop it! Please stop! Someone please save me!"
 * "My ending... It completes me."
 * "I'm no longer the hand that you should be grasping."

Merlin

 * "Pity. Together we could have ruled the world."
 * "Oh yes. YES! Oh yes. Oh yes. H-Hello Ladies."
 * "We're not leaving you behind."
 * "And you've been at court... all this time... at Arthur's side. How you've managed to decieve him. I am impressed Merlin. Perhaps we're more alike than you think."

Power Rangers

 * Mighty Morphin Power Rangers:
 * "Oh no! I'm falling... falling... what a world...!"
 * Power Rangers in Space:
 * " ... you traitor!"
 * ", listen to me. It is your duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Now is the time."
 * "DON'T!"
 * Power Rangers Lost Galaxy
 * "Thank you, son, for showing me the way. This is for you, Zika!"
 * "You've learned nothing.".
 * Power Rangers Jungle Fury
 * "You've destroyed my shiny armor! Oh, the shame!"
 * "You may have won this battle... but this is far from over."
 * "IMPOSSIBLE! I AM INVINCIBLE! NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN !!!"
 * "Correction; My Phantom Beasts. I have been loyal to you for centuries, taught you all I know. My training made you stronger. And how do you repay me? By hunting me down determined to destroy me. Well, mighty, it is you who is finished. Destroy him... oh, and the lizard, too."
 * " has proven to be my enemy. You... you have proven to be my friend. You must destroy them for all tigers...!" before fading away
 * Power Rangers RPM
 * "I'm losing altitude. This is Eagle One's last transmission. Scott -"
 * "As I've always said: you put a human against a machine, the machine will win every time."

Stargate

 * Stargate SG-1
 * "Don't give up..."
 * "There's something I need to tell you..." "Shh. I know."
 * "I want to wake up as me or not at all."
 * "I die free." -Every Free Jaffa ever. And it's so epic.
 * "If I help you, I will die. But I! Will Die! Free!"
 * "Colonel!"
 * "Thank you. I also wish to blow us all to hell."
 * It's in a movie, but "It'll have to do! We can't hold it much..."
 * "But I'm so interesting!"
 * Stargate Atlantis
 * "I'll be right behind you."
 * "Are we done?" "Yeah."
 * "We just made the hand off."

Star Trek

 * Star Trek the Original Series
 * Star Trek the Next Generation
 * "You are a sham! My words were dust upon the ground! Your blood has no fire! You are weak like them! I don't care what you look like, YOU ARE NO KLINGON!", "Heart of Glory"
 * "Enough! We have people who need attention. We won't hurt you, but we must help them!", "Skin of Evil"
 * "Hailing frequencies closed, sir."
 * "I'm the only one Worf - the only one who can prove your innocence. Kill me and you're a traitor forever.", "Reunion"
 * "The battle does not go well, Enterprise. We are attempting to retreat and regroup. We will rendezvous at-", "The Best of Both Worlds" part 2
 * Star Trek Deep Space Nine
 * "Our baby would have been so beautiful.", "Tears of the Prophets"
 * "You will not have this day...", "Tacking Into the Wind"
 * "Keep-", "What You Leave Behind"

Supernatural

 * "You!" . First death of the series, too.
 * "Sunrise."
 * "Don't be scared, Dean.".
 * "Not only does this almost definitely help you find your brother, this is…it’s huge. So get here. Now."
 * "What are you doing? Holy-"
 * "Yeah, I’m sorry, Sam. But it’s over.".
 * "Dean!"
 * "Please... don't. Please."
 * "I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family.".
 * "Now get out of here."
 * "Because just maybe you can kill the bitch."
 * "So is this your big plan, huh?  and then what? Become queen bitch?"
 * "I can feel what's inside of you. If you think you have good intentions, think again."
 * "Oh, go ahead. Send me back, if you can."
 * "You haven't even met the man! There is no will, no wrath, no God.".
 * "It's the archangel! I'll hold them off, I'll hold them all off! Just stop !"
 * "You turned yourself into a freak. A monster. And now you're not gonna bite? I'm sorry, but that is honestly adorable.".
 * "You're too late."
 * "Mom, no.".
 * "You can go straight back to Hell, you ugly bitch!"
 * "Michael.".
 * "No one makes us do anything."
 * "Uh... no?"
 * "It's alright, Sam."
 * "Cas...?"
 * ".", of course.
 * "Here's to running into you guys on the other side. Only - not too soon, alright?"
 * "Did you really think you could trump me?

"Executioner: Any last words?
 * 24
 * " Good luck."
 * " It's time."
 * " I do."
 * " I can't. I can't."
 * " It's all right. Really."
 * " Chloe?"
 * " That's the way it works."
 * " I can't let this animal live."
 * " I would never betray you Dad. I love you."
 * " You're not going to die. Not here. Not with me."
 * "I don't intend to be Mr. Tippit forever."
 * "What do you want me to do?"
 * Alias: "You beat death, Arvin, but you couldn't beat me."
 * Arrested Development
 * "I hate White Power Bill."
 * Babylon Five has the famous last words of the last Xon, a species that once fought the Centauri for dominance of their mutual homeworld:
 * "Sun's coming up."
 * Battlestar Galactica
 * "Frak you."
 * "It stopped.", referring to . Fitting -- if depressing -- as he had been the subject of a long and torturous Break the Cutie.
 * "Frak!"
 * "So much life."
 * "I'll see you on the other side."
 * Black Adder
 * "The Black Dagger! May his name last as long as our dynasty!"
 * "And now, at last, I shall be King of..."
 * "Oh, damn, I must have left it on the dresser!"
 * "Good luck everyone."
 * Blakes Seven
 * "Oh, Avon."
 * "BLAKE!"
 * "Sorry."
 * "I am sorry. I have failed you."
 * Boardwalk Empire
 * "You'll get through it. All you gotta worry about is when you run out of booze, and you run out of company, and the only person left to judge you is your-"
 * Breaking Bad
 * "Unlock me, Walter."
 * "Tell me what you did!!!"
 * "Too easy."
 * "Tell me what's happening!"
 * "You don't have to do this..."
 * "At the end of the day, all his bullshit aside, it's called a cook, 'cause everything comes down to following a recipe. Simple, complicated, steps never change. And I know every step."
 * "You..."
 * "This is crazy,  would never do this to me!"
 * "Last chance to look at me, Hector."
 * Burn Notice
 * "I think it's best that you run along."
 * Chuck
 * "Chuck, you have to do this. You have to destroy that computer, and then you get out of here..."
 * "Pussy."
 * "No, Chuck, I can. You can't."
 * "You're special, son. Always remember... that you're special."
 * "Did I just get... shot? I certainly did."
 * "So I suggest you get your hands off of me and get a little head start, because soon people will be hunting Chuck they way they hunted Bin Laden. Go."
 * "Then we die together."
 * Criminal Minds
 * "Bring it on."
 * "NO!"
 * "I know."
 * "THAT! DIDN'T! HURT!"
 * Damages
 * " I always wanted to work with you Patty. But not anymore."
 * " Shit."
 * " I did it. I killed your men. And you know what? I'd do it again. I'd do it agai-"
 * Dead Like Me
 * "Oh, shit." George
 * "Why did no one ever love me?"
 * Desperate Housewives:
 * "Why should I? Your wife didn't kill herself because I wrote a note. She killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby. But rest assured, I'm praying for Mary Alice. After what she did, she'll need all of our prayers."
 * "Tell my son his wife is cheating on him."
 * "We need to phone an ambulance."
 * "Come on, Carlos! Back in the house! You'll get hurt out here!"
 * "I'm going to tell him before...before you do something stupid."
 * "You bitch!"
 * Dexter is usually the only one to hear these:
 * "You're the one who needs setting free, Your life is a lie. People you've been..."
 * "Don't do this."
 * "No! Turn that off! No! Do you understand, this is murder?! Open this fuckin' door, this is fuckin' murder!"
 * "You little freak! You think I'm done with you? You think this ends here?! IT DOESN'T!"
 * "I'll give her all the love I have to give, as long as we both shall live..."
 * "Oh, and I know you're not into this stuff, but the moon tonight is gonna be amazing. So take a moment; you deserve it. I love you, bye."
 * "I watched you so carefully the last time you were here. You used to just cower and cry!"
 * Dinosaurs
 * "Eeggh! Aaggh! I'm dying, you idiot!"
 * "You see, son? Dinosaurs have been around here for more than 150 million years! It's not like if we're all gonna... (pause) ...disappear..."
 * "This is  signing off for the very last time... Good night... ...and goodbye..."
 * Dollhouse
 * "When we were together, you made me feel like a real person."
 * "He's remarkable."
 * "I try to be my best."
 * "Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, you're gonna be--"
 * "Huh."
 * Farscape:
 * "Kiss me..."
 * "I insist you reverse the control collar anesthetic and reawaken this Leviathan at once!"
 * "Ready."
 * "When I am finished with you, Dominar, death himself will pray for you!"
 * "That's right- I'll explode if you shoot me! Good-bye Zhaan. This is not your fault... I always knew it had to end like this.
 * "My female! My female! D'Argo, you must go back to her! You must tell her..."
 * "Oh, what a waste..."
 * "Crichton! Cri-"
 * "I have never before released my bristles to kill. Your forgiveness."
 * "Peace of mind, peace of spirit, peace of soul... Goodbye my love."
 * "Do you think that neural clones go to heaven? Well wherever I wind up, when I see your momma, I'll be sure to give her your regards."
 * "Officer Sun, next time... be more decisive. Shoot... quicker... A soldier must not be weak. Weakness means defeat."
 * "This is the only chance we have to keep the Scarrans from-"
 * "Don't worry about me... I've never felt better."
 * "Let me fall, Aeryn. Do it. Let me go... I died a long time ago. You live... for me."
 * "Talyn... Starburst!"
 * "Too bad you can't save yourself!"
 * "Without hesitation."
 * "You pompous little Dominar of nothing... I'm gonna rip your tiny little heart out!"
 * "Emperor, the crystheriums are intact: the matriarch plant has not been harmed. Our fears were completely groundless."
 * "What is that?"
 * "Emperor! Crichton has turned the wormhole against us. We will not-"
 * "Scarran vessel, please respond."
 * "And if that fails? No, I will not be remembered by history as the commander under whom Peacekeeperdom fell."
 * "It is... the proper course of action."
 * "At least you die."
 * "I'm your daddy!"
 * "Goodbye, John. Thanks for your memories."
 * Firefly
 * "Anyone makes so much as a --!"
 * "Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go, or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."
 * "This is the plan."
 * "Much as I did."
 * "Guess I did at that..."
 * "PETALINE! YOU BRING MY BOY OUT! RIGHT NOW! YOU HEAR ME? I WANT TO SEE MY SON!"
 * "Well...here I am."
 * Word of God said he was intended to survive, but unfortunately the series was cut short. That means this line is also the Famous Last Words of the TV Show Firefly.
 * Game of Thrones
 * "If you can get word to my family, tell them I'm no coward. Tell them I'm sorry."
 * "The seed is strong."
 * "Burn them all."
 * "If you threaten my Lord again..."
 * "Now give me something for the pain, and let me die."
 * "No, Dany! Dany, tell them, make them! Make them! No, you can't! Please! Dany, please!"
 * "My Lady, I would gladly fight the Imp's champion."
 * "Do as I told you, run!"
 * "What do we say to the god of death? Now go."
 * "Joffrey Baratheon is the one true heir to the Iron Throne, and by the grace of all the Gods, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm."
 * "You will not hear me scream."
 * "A cup of wine to honor the one true God."
 * "I always hated crossbows. Took too long to load."
 * "Together, we could end this war in a fortnight."
 * "Gods help you, Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost."
 * "Make it quick."
 * "We are the watchers on the Wall."
 * Hell On Wheels
 * "How do you know about Meridian?"
 * "Head for the trees. Don't look back."
 * "Hey, I said don't bother."
 * "Well, it hardly matters now."
 * "I can prove it."
 * Heroes
 * "I finally get to be a hero."
 * "Run!"
 * "That sound in your heart, what is it?"
 * "It hurts! I think it's bad!"
 * "I never expected it would be you."
 * "You're hurting me."
 * "What am I thinking now, Parkman?"
 * "I won't be a monster."
 * "Fly me to the moon."
 * "Keep doing what you're doing, Rebel. Go. And Micah... stay ahead of the ice."
 * Homicide: Life on the Street
 * "I'm okay."
 * House
 * (to the question why isn't she angry) "That's... not... the last feeling I want to experience."
 * Inspector Morse
 * "Thank ... Lewis for me."
 * Justified
 * " This is supreme bullshit."
 * " I love you Mindy."
 * " You gon' pull the trigger or you gon' talk me to death?"
 * " You're dead, girl."
 * " After Arlo gives you back whatever it is he took, what are you gonna do then?"
 * " This bullet's been on it's way for twenty years."
 * " Put an end to my troubles. Get to see my boys again. Get to know the mystery."
 * " What message do you want me to give to Raylan?"
 * " Your old man."
 * The League of Gentlemen:
 * " ? Will Heaven be like Swansea?"
 * "Yes, . Only bigger."
 * "Lines and lines and lines and lines and-"
 * "I am just a queen."
 * From Apocalypse
 * "You're The Hero, Geoff."
 * "Can you be killed by your own creation?
 * "Oh, fuck."
 * Leverage
 * "You said you didn't like guns."
 * "Tell them .. tell them .. tell them how much  loves his son." -
 * Lost has plenty
 * "And Charlie? I'll kill you last"
 * "Tell... ... tell her..."
 * "Now, we're not going to take any more of this stuff than we need, because nitroglycerin is extremely temperamental. So we-"
 * "Walt...?"
 * "Michael..."
 * "Just do it Mikhail!"
 * "Not Penny's Boat" Although not spoken, writing this on his hand is
 * "Okay. I give up."
 * " One...Two...Three."
 * " Daddy, please-"
 * "I'm sorry George, just tell my sister that I love her..."
 * "I can't get back!"
 * " Wherever you go... Widmore... he'll find you"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "We can't even make fire!"
 * "I'm not allowed to have chocolate before dinner."
 * "I'm your son."
 * "I have to tell you something, it's really really important"
 * "You're next" -though it sounds more like "I saw the devil",.
 * "It is sundown. Will you choose to stay, or go?".
 * "Do you realize what you just did? He was the only thing keeping it out! Idiot! You let him in!"
 * "Why, do you know her?"  "I don't understand."
 * "That thing is evil! And God help us if it ever leaves this island! Because if it-- "
 * "I'm not saying any more in front of him"
 * " They're coming"
 * " Now you are like me."
 * "Because it's going to be you, Jack."
 * "I love you, "
 * "I love you."
 * "You're too late."
 * "Then I'll see you in another life, brother."
 * Mad Men
 * "Oh Crap!"
 * " It ain't gonna rain."
 * Misfits
 * "What'd you do to my phone? Man, I'm telling you, I'm going to come out there and I'm gonna mash you u..."
 * "CHAAAAAAV!"
 * ", you don't owe them anything."
 * "You idiot!"
 * "Save me, Barry!"
 * "Lick my salty balls, you cock-loving ball-sucking bitch!"
 * "Don't worry about me. I'll just... die... again..."
 * "It's you falling in love with him... that makes him become me... it's all coming together..."
 * "Who's there?! You don't wanna mess with me, man! I do that cage-fighting shit- I've killed a Chinese man with my bare hands! Oh yeah, who's scared now, huh?"
 * "Do you understand now? I just wanted to be human. It was all worth it, to be with you."
 * "There's something dripping from the ceiling! I dunno wha-"
 * "And now, for your viewing pleasure, I will blow my brains out, live on national television! Enjoy!"
 * "Oh shit..."
 * "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..."
 * "Jesus!"
 * "What is it?! Tell me!"
 * "A superhero has to be prepared to die for what he believes in..."
 * "Take the power. I'm too weak to do anything with it. You have to put it right... take it!"
 * "Don't do it."
 * "I can't believe I never picked up on it! You bunch of dicks- fucking superheroes..."
 * "You bastard."
 * NCIS
 * "Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever heard-"
 * Oz
 * "That cocksucker!"
 * Primeval:
 * "That body we found... it was me, wasn't it? I was looking at myself."
 * "I'm a professional. I don't talk. Ever."
 * "What have you done? They're going to kill us all! No!"
 * "Tell Abby and Connor to keep out of trouble."
 * "Save yourself."
 * "Temple, tell ... never mind, it doesn't matter."
 * "Help me!"
 * "And you know what? You're both wrong. Goodbye, Danny."
 * Psych
 * "Do you think there is racquetball in heaven?"
 * Red Dwarf:
 * "Gazpacho soup!" Arnold Rimmer (Interesting case where the reasoning for these incredibly strange last words is investigated. It only makes Rimmer's 'life' worse when Lister finds out.)
 * Subverted in the 1996 BBC series Rhodes. After Cecil Rhodes has died Dr Johnson is asked by reporters what his last words are. He replies: "So much to do, so little done" whereas Rhodes was actually griping: "Why can't that woman (Catherine Radziwiłł, who was stalking him) leave me alone?" and then an instruction to his servant to roll him over.
 * Subverted on Rome where Caesar dies without uttering his documented last words, or any more famous version of them (such as "et tu Brute"), which means the last thing he actually says is "Take your hands off me." before the assassins attack.
 * The Sarah Connor Chronicles
 * "I'll never help you get to John Connor."
 * "I'm sorry John."
 * "I'm not gonna scream."
 * "God, that bitch pisses me off."
 * "That's never happened before."
 * Played with in one of J.D.'s fantasies in Scrubs:
 * Played with in one of J.D.'s fantasies in Scrubs:

J.D.: ..."I'm a-kay?" Wait, that was terrible. Can I have a do-over?"


 * From Sherlock:
 * "MORIARTY!"
 * "As long as I'm alive, you can save your friends. You've got a way out. Well, good luck with that.", right before he blows his head off.
 * "Goodbye, John.", before committing suicide.
 * The Shield
 * "Shane? Shane!" just before
 * "Family meeting."
 * The Sopranos
 * "Mother of God...God..."
 * "Mommy!"
 * "No, no, please, please, no, no, no, no, no, no...
 * "Fuck outta here, I'm in no mood for your..."
 * "Is that all right, Tony? Can I sit down?"
 * "I went ahead and ordered something for the table."
 * Third Watch
 * "My mother... Tell her it didn't hurt."
 * True Blood:
 * "A human with me at the end, and human tears. Two thousand years, and I can still be surprised. In this, I see God."
 * "Was there no god?"
 * Veronica Mars
 * "That's what I thought."
 * "Who's that handsome fellow?"
 * "I... smell bread..."
 * The X Files
 * "Trust no one."
 * "Buddy, fight the good fight.", "Both of you.", and "Never give up." combine to be the last words of to
 * "It's going to take more bullets than you can ever fire to win this game...But one bullet, and I can give you a thousand lives."
 * The Wire
 * "It's us, man."
 * " All right then, gimme a minute, I'm gonna finish up real quick, then I'll go get one for you."
 * "Well, get on with it, motherf--"
 * "You ain't putting me up in one of them empty-ass houses neither!"
 * "Ain't no other way, then. I can see that."
 * " then. I just step out the way. You'll never hear from me again, I'll just dissappear."
 * "How my hair look, Mike?"
 * "When it was my uncle, I was with my uncle. When it was Marlo, I was with him. But now, nigga --"
 * The Young Ones
 * "It's the wackiest house on television! Why, if it isn't so, may God strike me dead!"
 * "See ya later, ya little wimp!"
 * "Phew! That was close!"