Mein Kamphy Couch/Characters

Here be the character sheet for Mein Kamphy Couch.

Rochelle
The protagonist, more-or-less. She goes through hell and gets killed horribly. Her life is ten times as worse as poor Terry Lee in the Adam story. It's okay, though, 'cause they both make up for it with a complete lack of sanity... And a terrible death. And a terrible past. Oh yeah, and their deaths are both supposed to be really sad.


 * Abusive Parents: Eva, her abusive mom.
 * Artificial Limbs: Her arm.
 * Break the Cutie: The fan fiction queen of this trope. Oh wait, no... What Madoka goes through is a hundred times worse.
 * Cheerful Child: Yep, she better be this.
 * Cruel and Unusual Death: The Ortiz sisters really like this trope, so it's really no wonder that this shows up.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: But this past is not nearly as terrible as Juri's.
 * Les Yay: With Inge.
 * Panty Shot: She apparently gets a lot of these.
 * The Quiet One: Apparently, even though she talks all the fricking time.

Chiromon
Rochelle's partner. His digivolved form is Myotismon, also known as the most evil villain in the Digimon franchise until Kurata.


 * Cute and Psycho, to a certain extent. And by that I mean he's cute to a certain extent.
 * Cute Little Fangs: He better have 'em.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: His reason for slaughtering all of Rochelle's family? "They were being mean to me!"
 * Killer Rabbit: He just seems so cute and sweet... Then shit starts getting real.
 * Stalker With a Crush: Well, duh.
 * Yandere: Dear God...

Fenri
Rochelle's twin brother. His partner is Penguinmon, and he ultimately dies in a fire.


 * Deadpan Snarker: You can just tell.
 * Determinator: At least when compared to Rochelle.

Penguinmon
Fenri's partner.


 * Deadpan Snarker: At first. After that he...
 * Took a Level In Kindness: From a mean, sarcastic penguin to the nicest digimon ever.

Franz
The cousin.


 * An Arm and A Leg
 * Driven to Suicide: At least that's what she said.
 * Fingore: The guy gets his fingers blown off.
 * Mercy Kill: By Otto.

Willhelm
Rochelle's dad.


 * Papa Wolf: To Rochelle.

Koga
Rochelle's boyfriend. Gets killed by Chiromon. Shit happens as a result.


 * Cruel and Unusual Death: The guy does get killed by Chiromon, of all people.
 * Gonk: Strangely enough, he started out attractive...

Reverend Horton Heat
The reverend.


 * Badass Preacher: Yep.
 * Parody Religion: New Christianity or something like that. Wait...
 * Turbulent Priest: Come on, who does his name remind you of? Exactly. So it really shouldn't came as any surprise.