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A Dramatic Reading with kinetic typography of a poorly-written review of parodical Deconstruction Game Super Press Space to Win Action RPG 2009, set to Karl Orff's O Fortuna. The original review was by someone who clearly missed the point. View it here.

Provides examples of:

 * Completely Missing the Point: The game the reviewer was complaining about was designed as a deconstruction of RPGs in general. The reviewer took it as a badly-made game, despite the fact that it was featured on the front page.
 * Dramatic Reading: See Large Ham below.
 * Freeze Frame Bonus: A review by Axman13.
 * GO AHEAD! I don't care!
 * Large Ham: The narrator makes a point of reading as over-the-top as possible.
 * Ominous Latin Chanting: O Fortuna plays in the background for 95% of the flash.
 * Rouge Angles of Satin
 * Stupid Statement Dance Mix: This.
 * Take That: Intensely.
 * Wanton Cruelty to The Common Comma
 * What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome
 * You Keep Using That Word: "Contrail",.