Survivor: Fan Characters/Funny

"Hogan: "Let's make sure a Nobody wins this season."
 * Five words: Gatemaster as the Crocodile Hunter.
 * Or, for that matter, just about every time he appeared in Season 5.
 * Montana singing the Full House theme song at Tribal Council.
 * Norman hitting on Hogan to get him to stop talking strategy.
 * P. Bear winning Immunity while asleep.
 * And he won a reward once by singing memetic songs such as "Never Gonna Give you Up" really loudly.
 * Kala losing it on Exile Island.
 * Any scene involving Kala and her imaginary friends could count.
 * Hogan asking a jury question to Kala. Could double as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * The Who's On First? routine in All-Stars.

Gatemaster: "Why do we want Beth to win?""

""Brenton has startled the Witch!""
 * In Season 8,
 * Donovan getting Brenton to throw a rock at Mercy.

""AAAAAAAAA""
 * Prescilla freaking out over... some bugs. This eventually ends up in one getting in her mouth.


 * Robert's mental breakdown in his boot episode.