Squee/Quotes

""Alright, just promise you won't scream like a girl.""

- Hank Hill, who explains to Bobby that, yes, he can have a rose garden (and then he promptly squees like a girl)

""Agatha Christie." "What about her?" "...That's me." "No.""

- Agatha Christie and Donna Noble, Doctor Who

"Elliott: "Yeah, didn't any of you hear that one girl scream?" Tedd: "We're in a high school cafeteria. A girl screams every five minutes." --cut to-- Lisa: "EEEEEK! I love your lip gloss!" Amanda:"EEEEEK! Me too!""

- El Goonish Shive

"Johny: Why do you keep bringing weird stuff home? I think that school's warping your mind. Rob: Eee! (cut to several flashbacks of Rob squeeing at Johny in past times)

Rob: Eee! Eee! Eee!

(back in reality)

Johny: No, wait, you've always been crazy."

- Siblings, "Dog Daze of Boredom"