Oglaf/Funny

"Statue: Are we escaping here or having sex? Navaan: (mouth full of cock) Ffex. Leff difficulc."
 * This page. When Navaan and a guy disguised as a statue are bound to chairs and held prisoners, she knocks herself and the guy over in an attempt to bite through his ropes, then shuffles over to him and bites off a part of his robe.

"Chemist 1 I've devised an "incense of bad decisions." Chemist 2 Why have you labelled it "incense of wisdom?" Chemist 1 ...I don't know."
 * The Incense of Wisdom