Crazy Cat Lady/Quotes

"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. 'Run away from Crazy Snake Man,' they'll shout!"

- Chandler, Friends, "The One Where Heckles Dies"

"Okay, happy valentines day. What a great holiday. I’m about one bad relationship away from being one of those women who has thirty cats and pathetically names them after ex-boyfriends. "

- Hilda, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, "Love Is A Many Complicated Thing"

"Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this! Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady! Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat. Pinkie Pie: Give her time..."

- My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic