The Colony



The Colony is a "survival experiment" broadcast on The Discovery Channel 2009-2010, in which ten people (and later more) must rebuild after a simulated viral outbreak kills most of the human population. They are given several blocks of abandoned industrial park bordering the Los Angeles River in downtown Los Angeles, where they are allowed to do anything they want and scavenge any supplies they can find.

Emphasis is placed on dealing with resource scarcity, novel uses of common (and not-so-common) found items to provide for the group in such a situation, and weighing the survival of other groups against the survival of one's own (i.e. stealing). There are several semi-scripted encounters with others (various wanderers, raiders, and a trader), which demonstrate possible social interactions in such an environment and the play between compassion (give them food because it's the right thing to do?) and pragmatism (keep it for yourself because you need it more?). All actors are forbidden to directly harm the Colonists (lest they risk an insurance nightmare and subsequent cancellation), but panic, emotion, and malnutrition (on the Colonists' side) meant that accidents could still happen.

A second season aired with a new setting (Louisiana), apocalypse scenario (Bird Flu outbreak) and group, and has fixed the main criticism leveled at the first season (hostile groups being forbidden to directly harm the colonists).

With a bevy of improvisation, survival tips, the lack of a "game show" atmosphere, and the lack of a tangible "prize" other than the experience itself, The Colony is an interesting series that breaks from the typical reality show mold.


 * Abandoned Hospital: In one episode, the colonists raid one for medical supplies.
 * Abandoned Warehouse: The colonists take one over and live in it for the entirety of the series.
 * Action Girl: One of the female colonists (Leilani) is a self-defense instructor and one of the "negotiators" of the group.
 * After the End: The entire show's premise is that the colonists are trying to survive the post-apocalypse and find greener pastures.
 * Big Fancy House: Well it's certianly not fancy, but they have a giant building stocked with almost everything they could possibly need to build whatever they needed.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Or, more accurately,
 * Confession Cam: Used liberally throughout each episode.
 * Cool Car - they built a van with retractable solar panels that runs on woodsmoke.
 * Cool Old Guy - John C. A self-professed "mad scientist," he designed their flamethrower as well as a Tesla coil that used lightning bolts to create ozone so that they could purify their water without needing to boil it.
 * Designated Girl Fight: While Andre and Elizabeth are getting kicked out, Elizabeth flails and hits Allison. A hair-pulling catfight immediately commences.
 * Dramatic Shattering: When the raiders attacked and broke into the warehouse, they shattered bottles of goat milk. The cameras zoomed in and replayed the shattering many times.
 * Face Heel Turn: To some extent, the colonists turned alignments for a temporary time. While adamantly against raiding and stealing from "other people", they do it twice anyway in the name of their continued survival.
 * Fan Disservice: The first episode ends with John C. happily laughing and running around completely naked in the rain. ... any other member of the show would have been preferred.
 * Fighting For a Homeland: The colonists have to fight off threats that come at them every episode that threaten their ability to stay in the colony warehouse.
 * Fridge Logic: The colonists create a very lethal flamethrower for defense. It works great, and is a fantastic weapon. But who the hell are they going to use it on? Whether or not they are "role playing," they surely must realize that they can't actually kill a human for the show, right?
 * Gang-Bangers: While not entirely accurate, the raiders seem to fit the Gang Banger style. Always rolling in groups, using weapons "gangsta" style, and all wearing very closely matching clothing and makeup or masks, in some cases.
 * Grand Finale: The last episode, the Colonists had to use the vehicles they had been building since about the fourth episode to escape. They also got to use their lethal weapons, like flame throwers, electric fences and molotov cocktails. Obviously scripted and meant to be a spectacle.
 * Happy Rain: Both the first and second seasons seem to miraculously have a huge rainstorm the minute they're done building a water collecting device.
 * Heel Face Turn: Joey's back story - he was a prison inmate who turned his life around. He claims that's where a lot of his security knowledge that he uses in the Colony stems from.
 * Hospital Hottie: Two of the more attractive members of the first season cast are a doctor and a nurse. Who both manage to remain clean and pretty looking throughout.
 * Jerkass: Mike was not a very happy or pleasant person. To the point where some people on the show actually monologue about how "I'm sure Mike is actually a nice guy, deep down..."
 * Jerk with a Heart of Gold: For all of the unflattering talk about him, Mike usually has a reason when he goes off on someone (especially with the people who have Too Dumb to Live tendencies), and more often than not, he's quick to complement someone who does something right (even if it's only on the Confession Cam).
 * MacGyvering: A lot of the show is about how the colonists can build extremely useful things (such as an ozone water cleaner or even cars and trucks) out of junk that has been scavenged.
 * Once Per Episode: Several times per episode, the colonists come under "Phases" in which some kind of situation is forced upon them. It can be as simple as someone begging for food at their doors, or all the water pipes in the warehouse suddenly bursting.
 * Product Placement: There are a few moments where the camera seems to "pause" on the logo of Harbor Freight Tools on certain items the colonists have acquired or are in the process of acquiring.
 * Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Joey begins considering leaving the other colonists near the end of the season when the situation began to grate on him.
 * Scary Black Man: Andre subverts this trope by turning out to be the original owner of the warehouse.
 * Scavenger World: Of course.
 * Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness: The Colony inhabits a strange place on the scale. Unlike most reality shows, the Colonists do not acknowledge the show, and characters seemingly lack Medium Awareness, but the Genre Savvy Narrators poke holes in the wall while they give survival strategy tips and a play by play of the psychology and sociology involved in rebuilding society. The biggest Mind Screw though is that the characters themselves actually think it's reality, or seem to. They act like, and possibly think that, there is a Fourth Wall between themselves and the real world. This Is Reality ensues.
 * The Plague: What kills all the other people that are supposed to be in Los Angeles. The colonists and raiders are obviously unaffected; most likely they are the small subset of humanity naturally immune.
 * Token Religious Teammate: John V. Shown leading a prayer in an early episode. Made most evident in (and after) the encounter with the "missionaries".
 * Too Dumb to Live: It's a good thing the show was just a simulation, or else some of these people would never have survived as long as they did. Joey needs help building a water heater on the roof for their shower. Where are the other people who said they would help him?
 * In one episode, Mike is busy trying to clean up the overflowing sewage in the bathroom, and cuts his hand, putting him at risk of staph infection. Understandably panicked, he rushes out and yells for Allison, the trauma nurse, to get ready to treat him. Her reaction? She smugly crosses her arms and doesn't do crap because she didn't like the way he shouted at her. Granted, Mike has established himself as a bit of a Jerkass and butted heads with almost everybody in the past, but for goodness' sake woman, it's a legitimate problem! Quit being so petty and do your damn job!
 * The "survivor" who wanted to continue being a vegetarian in the post-apocalypse.
 * In fairness, he changed his tune when it counted.
 * The "colonists" in "Recon Mission". Seriously, you leave your home and all of your belongings completely unguarded and then get pissed when others don't realize someone's living there?
 * Viewers are Morons: Every, single, episode had that psychologist explaining that the colonists thought this was real, and it made sense to. Even near the end of the season. Very frustrating if you're doing an Episode Binge.
 * You Can't Go Home Again: The colonists can't just simply go back home because it is assumed that everyone in their hometown is dead from The Plague.

The second season provides additional examples of:

 * The Ace: In a way, "Tick." As an ex-Marine sniper, hunter, and survivalist, he's essentially the exact guy they needed since the beginning of the season.
 * Bald of Awesome: Deville's gloriously shiny dome.
 * Break the Cutie: Becka, who was the only person in the season who didn't seem to have any specific skills useful for helping the colony, being a model. And even though she seemed like just the Alpha Bitch, it was still heart breaking to see her crying in pain after being maced in the eyes, and watching her
 * Break the Haughty: Amber was repeatedly shown to be out of her element, and from the start seemed to be just slightly distanced from the group. Throughout the season it showed her trying to let down her guard and try to be a team player, but still isn't very good at socializing.
 * Confession Cam: Again, used liberally throughout each episode.
 * Cool Old Guy: Deville. A 70-year-old retired contractor, he's apparently stepped up as the de facto leader of the Colonists, with his experience providing many of the ideas they adopt to survive.
 * As of the latest episode, Sally has been elected as the "leader". However, Deville remains an incredibly capable, level-headed and productive member of the group, having constructed a cistern, which will provide them with weeks of water.
 * Darker and Edgier: The new Colonists' starting location has less food, less water, and much more severely damaged shelter. Their home base is less secure and, unlike the first season, they are physically attacked almost from the get-go.
 * Downer Ending:
 * Dropped A Bridge On Them:
 * Mr. Fanservice: Reno appears to be allergic to shirts.
 * In fact, all of the mid-to-young age guys tend to enjoy working up a sweat with their shirts off.
 * Fan Disservice: A bunch of pretty girls stripping down to their underwear? Hot. A bunch of girls (and Reno) gagging, sobbing, and about to vomit while dragging around a bunch of maggot infested rotting pig carcasses in their underwear? Not so hot.
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck: Jim. "Son of a biscuit!" indeed.
 * High Octane Nightmare Fuel: After Sian
 * A House Divided: Chronic lack of food has stressed the Colonists so badly that they're blowing up at each other regardless of the seriousness of the issue.
 * I'm Not Here to Make Friends: Amber is being portrayed somewhat as this, being confrontational with the other colonists, saying that she unashamedly always speaks her mind, and taking a "good of the many" approach with Becka's kidnapping, telling the other colonists not to give away too much, and even insulting Becka in Confession Cam to argue she's not worth it.
 * Played straight with Sian,
 * The Ladette: Amber and Sally, a logger and mechanic respectively. Their presence will no doubt lead to the most butch cat fight ever seen.
 * The Load: Subverted. In the first episode, George appeared to be this. He takes a nap during dinnertime and rides a bicycle instead of walking with the group when they went out searching. However, he since became one of the most productive colonists after constructing a forge and bellows, allowing them to craft metal into weapons.
 * The Plague: The premise of this season is that the region has been devastated by a mutation of the avian flu, and that the colonists are among those who are not yet infected. This creates an added challenge, as anyone who comes into physical contact with outsiders has to be quarantined for 12 hours to make sure they weren't infected.
 * The Stinger: So the colonists escape the raid on their fan boat to live in a nice 2 floor house in the bayou right?
 * Male Gaze: When the girls stripped down to put on smocks in the second episode, the viewers got two loving, lingering shots of their panty-clad behinds.
 * Ship Tease: Reno and Becka anyone? He agreed to stay in quarantine with her and they had friendly conversation for 12 hours.
 * Then the scene between Reno and Sally, of him saying that he doesn't like the idea of someone besides him working with her. He then had to clarify that he didn't mean as a jealous boyfriend way.
 * And how about when Sally says if she was just being self-centered and not thinking about the group, she would hop on the motorcycle with Reno and just take off together. Try watching any scene with them together after that and not seeing a touch linger, a hug extended.
 * Sixth Ranger: Tick. A badass ex-Marine Sniper who has been living off the land way better than the Colonists have. He then joins the colonists to help tighten up security as well as showing them how to hunt and gather better.
 * Never Split the Party: Hoo boy...
 * No Animals Were Harmed: The first episode of season 2 averts the hell out of this.
 * And then they killed an alligator...we can only hope no one tells PETA about this show.
 * Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness: When the colonists receive happy videos of their family members saying hello and asking if they're having fun. it's really emotional, but it seems to completely demolish the fourth wall.
 * Team Mom: Sian. Does most of the cooking, takes care of inventory with the food, but also comforts Jim when they find a macaroni painting made by "his kids".
 * True Companions: Deville, at least, feels this way about the colony members.
 * Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids:
 * Jim started off as a praying loving Christian man who intended to be moralistic. But very quickly he became a bitter, angry, distrusting individual, all of the fighting and stress took a toll on his view on life.
 * Taken to its extreme when Tick arrives. Jim is so suspicious of him that he sleeps outside. Becka comments that looking at him, hairy, greasy, and hunched over a fire outside looked more like some kind of creepy animalistic cave man than the nice guy he was at the start.
 * What the Hell, Hero?: After You can see and the shock and sadness in Deville's eyes. Reno mentions losing respect for her. And Jim, who took longer than anyone to accept, immediately calls her (and himself) out on it.
 * Wrench Wench: Sally is an auto mechanic.
 * Wrench Wench: Sally is an auto mechanic.