Hellblazer/Funny

"Shadowy Figure: IIII AM AN ANAR-KYST! IIII AM AN ANTI-CHRIST!! Constantine: (Face Palm) Oh Jesus, we've got Sid.
 * The failed attempt at summoning a demon in Hellblazer, "Son of Man."

Shadowy Figure: AW WHY WON'T ISS FACKIN', FACKIN', FACKIN BASS WORRRRRKK?!!

Constantine: 'Cos you dunno how to play it, Sid. On your bike."

"Casey: Freddie! Say something! Freddie: LAWSUUUUIT!"
 * After Freddie's "fight" with Katchoo in Strangers in Paradise: