Kantai Collection/Funny

"Kongou: AD...MI...RAL! Burning Love! *glomps Ooyodo* Mwah, mwah! Mwah, mwah!  Admiral...huh?  This isn't the admiral, this is...Ooyodo! Ooyodo: I am Ooyodo, yes. Nagato: Unfortunately, the admiral is away at the moment. Kongou: SHIT!  But, next time I won't lose!  I'm the one who's going to win the admiral's heart!"
 * Just about any moment when the Kongou sisters are onscreen at the Naval District.
 * Kongou's introduction:


 * Haruna attempts to lure Shimakaze into a trap, using a "KonColle Seductive Kongou Photo Album" as bait. It works...on her sister Hiei.