Hollyoaks/Funny

"Darren: We don't like North Easterly winds, do we? No we don't, because it messes up our hair.."
 * One episode has Darren talking to himself while listening to the weather report on the radio;

"Darren: What I was thinking, was that if I got away with this massive surprise without you knowing, thennnnn...
 * When Theresa, Liberty and Rae get their revenge on Ethan for three-timing them. Liberty pretends she wants to get married, Theresa makes out she's pregnant, and Rae lies about having a STD. They eventually wear him down, and then throw gunk in his face amidst a cheering crowd.
 * Pretty much anything Darren says.
 * Darren & Nancy's wedding song being "I am the One & Only" by Chesney Hawkes, as Darren planned the entire ceremony without Nancy's knowledge. When asked about the choice of song, Darren had this to say:

[Darren throws his arms in the air in victory, singing "I am the One & Only" in time with the song]"