All the Tropes Ruined Your Life (Darth Wiki)



"I have lived for over a hundred years and read thousands upon thousands of [articles], yet each piece of knowledge I acquire only reminds me of my ignorance, because it invariably teases me with hints of a dozen new things I have no knowledge of."

- Nallab, Dinotopia Lost, paraphrased.

Screw the future tense of Tropes Will Ruin Your Life! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know! All The Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.

But this is Just for Fun. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to All The Tropes, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that All The Tropes made some problems for you.

Compare You Know You Read Too Much All The Tropes When.

Contrast Tropes Will Enhance Your Life, and All The Tropes Tropes Enhanced My Life.


 * All The Tropes sucked me into a Junji Ito manga, AND I MUST SCREAM!
 * Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, All The Tropes has ruined my job!
 * All The Tropes kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!
 * All The Tropes filled my hovercraft with eels.
 * Your MOM IS ALL THE TROPES!!!
 * You know who else is All The Tropes? MY MOM!
 * I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge to punch him. I was so lucky he was too busy fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, All The Tropes! Screw you!
 * All The Tropes killed my father!
 * No! All The Tropes IS your father!
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * DO NOT WANT!
 * Hello, my Name Is Inigo Montoya. All The Tropes killed my father. Prepare to DIE!!! Bitch.
 * I want my social life back, you son of a bitch.
 * No! All The Tropes ARE the demons!
 * And then All The Tropes was a zombie.
 * In TV Land Zombies mock Tropes!
 * No! All The Tropes... IS PEOPLE!!!
 * No! All The Tropes… used ancient alien artifacts to turn everyone into TANG!
 * NO! I AM ALL THE TROPES!
 * NO! All The Tropes... is a SPY!
 * NO!! All The Tropes...IS A COOKBOOK!!
 * All The Tropes is sappin' mah sentry!
 * You're wrong! All The Tropes... is LIGHT!
 * All The Tropes should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)
 * All The Tropes WAS PHONE
 * All The Tropes is the reason I'm Oblivious to Love.
 * All The Tropes made me watch Lucky Star.
 * ZING!
 * Worst part? It made me watch Lucky Star and Ouran High School Host Club. I liked. In a cracky way. If you catch my drift.
 * All The Tropes made me fail my biology test
 * You sure you didn't just try a broader research?
 * ' All The Tropes pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of Animation Age Ghetto?
 * To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though... =S
 * All The Tropes can breath in space.
 * I tried shooting All The Tropes, it didn't work. All The Tropes just won't die!!!
 * All The Tropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare. Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent Hype Aversion from Suzumiya Haruhi.
 * It played a big part in my Hype Aversion of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
 * Hey, Hype Aversion isn't a bad thing. If anything, this proves that All The Tropes has the potential to enhance one's intelligence, not unlike That Other Wiki.
 * All The Tropes ran over my dog.
 * All The Tropes erased my Pokedex!
 * It stopped me from catching a shiny Pidgey!
 * All The Tropes made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
 * All The Tropes Put me on a bus! I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!
 * All The Tropes did not ruin my life. All The Tropes is my friend. All The Tropes loves me. All The Tropes is... ghhk, helpp... me! Please... life.
 * This Troper loves All The Tropes. All The Tropes is watching. This troper will do anything for All The Tropes, please...just don't send me to Room 101 again...
 * All The Tropes made me understand why I should not be afraid at the loss of my individuality.
 * All The Tropes makes This Troper very happy. Are you happy? HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, CITIZEN.
 * All The Tropes is real. All The Tropes is love. All The Tropes is wanting (piano) to be loved.
 * All The Tropes is you. You and me. (Higher pitch) All The Tropes is knowing (piano) we can be!
 * All The Tropes hasn't Ruined My Life, Oh No. Yeah I've killed my parents for All The Tropes and I enjoy it, It was Sooo Good.
 * All The Tropes courses through my veins. I can FEEL IT INSIDE ME. You... you will all begin to assimilate as well. It's already begun.
 * We are All The Tropes. There is no escape. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.
 * All The Tropes has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
 * All The Tropes kicked my dogs! (I actually have dogs in real life) And then shot and ate them!
 * I kicked All The Tropes' dog and now my foot hurts. And I can't get the bloodstains out of my shoes.
 * Hey, that dog had a gun.
 * It also once raped it but now that never happened.
 * All The Tropes made straightforward things confusing!
 * All The Tropes shot Marvin in the face.
 * ¡All The Tropes me ha confundido muchí­simo!
 * All The Tropes gave me the mental image of a naked Robin Williams!
 * All The Tropes tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
 * Sonuvabitch.
 * All The Tropes lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
 * The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
 * All The Tropes Will conquer your mind In Seven-Hours
 * All The Tropes made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then plot them out into a map.
 * All The Tropes told me to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday
 * All The Tropes made me insult everything.
 * All The Tropes peed on my pillow.
 * All The Tropes PRESSED MY Berserk Button. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, This Troper!
 * All The Tropes pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
 * I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to All The Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
 * That's because it's bigger on the inside.
 * I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
 * How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
 * Easy: All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes ruined Seasons 2 & 3 of Heroes.
 * All The Tropes cancelled Firefly.
 * No, son, it canceled itself. We just carried the bullet a while.
 * All The Tropes cancelled Kim Possible. Twice.
 * But it also brought her back twice...All The Tropes, it can do anything, so not the drama!
 * All The Tropes made me identify my sexuality as "Yuri Fanboy".
 * And mine, as "Yaoi Fangirl!"
 * And mine as nonexistant.
 * At least you have a sexuality...
 * ... and that's a bad thing?
 * And mine as "Yaoi Fanboy" o_o
 * ...Yuri Fangirl?
 * Turns out I'm everything....
 * All The Tropes made me gay. Wait, that's a good thing! ^.^
 * :D
 * And gave me the discovery of Fetish Fuel...and that I actually have them.
 * All The Tropes killed Heath Ledger.
 * All The Tropes made me think the song "EST" was called "UST".
 * All The Tropes made me gay.
 * All The Tropes and two make five. It also told me that I can't do maths.
 * All The Tropes flanderised me from being bad at maths to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.
 * All The Tropes sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
 * All The Tropes caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
 * All The Tropes caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.
 * But that led to Doctor Horrible!
 * All The Tropes turned me into a newt! I got better, but still...
 * All The Tropes made you make that joke before me! Burn the witch!
 * Fast Eddie destroys everything good on the Darth Wiki! He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA
 * All The Tropes promised me POWERRRRR!!!! UNLIMITED POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!.... Yeah, I got tossed down the deepest pit this side of Sparta.
 * POWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * All The Tropes made it impossible to sleep peacefully.
 * All The Tropes, it is not the wiki you are looking for.
 * My money is no good here because of All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes made my head explode.
 * I used to be an Action Girl, but then All The Tropes made me a Faux Action Girl, but then I just became The Chick due to Chickification!!
 * Thanks to All The Tropes, I now have a Berserk Button trigger every time someone uses terminology wrong. Chickification doesn't work that way!!!
 * All The Tropes has its way with me every night!
 * You make that sound like a bad thing.
 * All The Tropes hit me with a football in the Groin!
 * When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers burned down my beloved peasant village.
 * But for the Tropers... it was Tuesday.
 * All The Tropes made me Dangerously Genre Savvy, and now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere unless I'm wearing Cool Shades!
 * Really? I only see tropes if I wear Cool Shades!
 * All The Tropes made me think I was Genre Savvy when I was really Wrong Genre Savvy.
 * Look on the bright side! Maybe that means that you're secretly omnipotent!
 * All The Tropes has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....
 * That's no moon! That's All The Tropes!
 * That's no All The Tropes That's a Space station!
 * That's no All The Tropes! That's a Wikipedia!
 * Thanks to All The Tropes, I learned something today. It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character, especially if you're female. So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.
 * All The Tropes made me walk down the street naked and kick badgers for a Klondike Bar!
 * All The Tropes made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
 * LIES!
 * All The Tropes used The Worf Effect on my formerly Badass brother one too many times, and now he's a James Bondage Scrappy and the proud owner of his very own Idiot Ball.
 * All The Tropes made me realize that nothing is innocent. No, not even children.
 * What do you mean? I learned that kids are the worst thing to ever happen.
 * All The Tropes will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by helping me become a better Evil Overlord!
 * All The Tropes made me fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.
 * All The Tropes made me want to be The Guy.
 * You belong to All The Tropes. You will be like All The Tropes.
 * I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
 * I started as a mole. Thanks to All The Tropes, I have become the mask.
 * I used to think that we were Special. But All The Tropes called us Basterds.
 * And then we were a Cthulhu.
 * Unbelievable! You, All The Tropes, must be the pride of The Internet!
 * All The Tropes, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
 * All The Tropes is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni . . . Aaargh!)
 * All The Tropes made me listen to this song... And now it will never leave my brain...
 * All The Tropes killed my dad! And raped my mom!
 * All The Tropes made me stop telling people about my backstory!
 * All The Tropes cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Absolute Power!
 * All The Tropes went in, All The Tropes went out... Of my head.
 * All The Tropes wiped my hard drive!
 * All The Tropes MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF Twilight! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!
 * This troper has some Brain Bleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
 * All The Tropes forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
 * All The Tropes mailed a Twilight Take That of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
 * You think that's bad? All The Tropes made me read The Sword of Truth just to see what all the ruckus was about. Trope you, All The Tropes! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
 * Bah! Lightweights, All The Tropes made ME read The Eye of Argon
 * The entry on ruined Anime for me forever.
 * Meh. Before I ever heard of All The Tropes, I saw a show called the The Twins of Destiny. It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
 * All The Tropes turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
 * All The Tropes suggested injuring myself over other people's stupidity, and then later told me I should just let it go.
 * That's what you get for reading in the wrong order.
 * All The Tropes stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
 * All The Tropes stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
 * All The Tropes stole my girlfriend and my dog and RAN OVER THEM
 * All The Tropes took my potato chip... And ate it!
 * All The Tropes is Justice!
 * This is all just as All The Tropes planned.
 * All The Tropes got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
 * All The Tropes stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a Hannibal Lecture about why I should just end it all.
 * Needless to say I went directly to a Shut UP Hannibal!
 * All The Tropes made me read My Immortal!
 * The horror!
 * Yeah Whatever.
 * All The Tropes made me evil!
 * And me good!
 * I don't even know if I should be Good or Evil, I just can't make my mind up.
 * All The Tropes attached an electromagnet to my moral compass!
 * All The Tropes made me run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair. And I'm not just a voice...
 * All The Tropes made me "Heil Kaiba!"
 * All The Tropes made me screw the rules. Then I got beaten by The Power of Friendship.
 * All The Tropes made me buy a 'Screw the Rules I Have Green Hair' t-shirt.
 * All The Tropes made me fail college. Again!
 * All The Tropes...locked me... in a room IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS...WITH A MOOSE
 * who says HUGGBEES!
 * All The Tropes Just Bugs Me.
 * This Troper has been on All The Tropes for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
 * All The Tropes made them join me last week, because I couldn't stop reading.
 * All The Tropes blew my mind and my life is now meaningless.
 * All The Tropes never cites its sources!
 * All The Tropes is people!
 * All The Tropes makes tropers repeat entries
 * All The Tropes killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper out of his Heartless. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create Twilight. Any more reason why All The Tropes should die?
 * All The Tropes made Kingdom Hearts 2 raise even more questions than it answered. And it made all the Final Mixes unavailable outside of Japan. Why Tetsuya? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!
 * All The Tropes is the source of all licensing issues
 * Oh my God. All the time, it was...All The Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
 * No, tropers. (Psych! You were a zombie!)
 * All The Tropes RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!
 * I'm pretty sure Transformers is more than capable of doing that on it's own. Zing!
 * In Soviet Russia, Transformers ruin YOU!
 * All The Tropes made Candle Jack fam
 * And Now he Gonna Need More Rope.
 * All The Tropes made me officially hate the anime fandom. * twitch* * twitch* An anime Fan Dumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
 * All The Tropes made me hate Yaoi and fangirls, especially when you combine the two.
 * All The Tropes made me read My Immortal!
 * Could we get a troper with some Brain Bleach in Aisle 12?
 * After what I just watched on TV, I could use some. Can't say what it was, only that it was worse than My Immortal.
 * All The Tropes made me do something worse than reading My Immortal. It made me WATCH IT!
 * All The Tropes shot me in the groin with a Gattling bazooka that fires shurikens and lightning. And bees. My God. NOT THE BEES!!!!
 * All The Tropes made me hate Joss Whedon! (So, so, so much * twitchy twitchy* )
 * All The Tropes is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to Clock Roaches came up.
 * The enrichment centre would like to remind you that All The Tropes will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
 * All The Tropes just made a moose bite my sister! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
 * Which one, the moose or the sister?
 * All The Tropes made me play The White Chamber and hunt down
 * All The Tropes introduced me to Sonichu, and now I can never unsee THIS. Thanks a lot, All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore.
 * All The Tropes produced Resident Evil Apocalypse and Extinction!
 * All The Tropes was the father of Uwe Boll
 * All The Tropes killed Dumbledore!
 * And Kenny! You bastards!
 * All The Tropes gave me alcohol poisoning.
 * All The Tropes is not my friend. All The Tropes bit me and threw me in the basement. All The Tropes is a big spider.
 * It's trying to make me tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!
 * All The Tropes is the thing in Room 101!
 * All The Tropes has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with All The Tropes!
 * All The Tropes gave me nightmares. It also made me paranoid.
 * All The Tropes ruined the way I watch film and TV sword fights.
 * All The Tropes agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
 * All The Tropes is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
 * All The Tropes IS FULL OF OWLS!
 * All The Tropes caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
 * All The Tropes has officially Squicked me.
 * All The Tropes made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
 * All The Tropes made Namco hate Tales fans!
 * In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of All The Tropes, I had 155 tabs open to All The Tropes in Firefox. Citation available on request...
 * All The Tropes made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
 * All The Tropes isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with All The Tropes. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch All The Tropes walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was my father!
 * All The Tropes made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
 * All The Tropes kicked my dog, shot it and threw it over the Moral Event Horizon. On fire.
 * All The Tropes made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
 * I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
 * All The Tropes helped me love it more! :D
 * All The Tropes makes me constantly compare large numbers to 9000! Including Goku's Japanese Power Level!
 * Thanks to All The Tropes, I have now read Over Nine Thousand pages!
 * WHAT 9000?!
 * All The Tropes has me troping in my dreams!
 * Anyone found not enjoying All The Tropes vill be shot
 * All The Tropes punched This Troper in the face repeatedly, knocking This Troper unconscious, and then All The Tropes stole all of This Troper's money.
 * All The Tropes sapped my sentry.
 * All The Tropes sunk my battleship!
 * Now I've know everything that I need... and what I didn't need to know.
 * All The Tropes explained the joke.
 * All The Tropes "recruited" me into the Imperial Guard.
 * All The Tropes forced me to join The Legion of Lost Souls to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
 * All The Tropes made me compare Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall to Bubble Bobble.
 * All The Tropes confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
 * All The Tropes DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR
 * All The Tropes made me bomb some dodongos
 * Do you hear something? Wait All The Tropes, don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
 * Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
 * This is illegal, you know.
 * All The Tropes made me eat an Octorok! * sobs*
 * All The Tropes made me wonder what's for dinner. WHYYYYYYY.
 * Well excuuuuuuuse me, troper!
 * All The Tropes told Segata Sanshiro that I wasn't playing Sega Saturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
 * All The Tropes didn't like me! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
 * I like me...
 * All The Tropes set up us the bomb.
 * All The Tropes helped me learn to stop worrying and love the bomb
 * All The Tropes is why we can't have nice things.
 * All The Tropes just shot him.
 * All The Tropes made me late.
 * All The Tropes made me think these weren't the droids I was looking for, when if fact they were the droids I was looking for!!!!
 * There is no All The Tropes, only Zuul!
 * Tropers, when All The Tropes asks you if you're a God, you say, YES!!!
 * I've visited All The Tropes about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!
 * All The Tropes ate my homework.
 * All The Tropes made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
 * All The Tropes forced me to delurk to write this entry.
 * All The Tropes eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a All The Tropes infectee!
 * My God, All The Tropes is The Virus!
 * After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before All The Tropes came and arrested me for violating Hitlers Time Travel Exemption Act. Now World War II is already being going to have happening again, and it's all All The Tropes' fault!
 * All your base are belong to All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes made me lose The Game.
 * Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
 * All The Tropes shot JR.
 * All The Tropes helped usher in the Dark Age of Comics.
 * All The Tropes screwed Bret.
 * Outsmarting All The Tropes makes All The Tropes smarter.
 * All The Tropes made Krypton explode.
 * Ilsa left Rick because of All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes is the reason I can't get a job.
 * All The Tropes doesn't sleep, it waits.
 * All The Tropes ruined SilentHill for me!
 * We didn't land on All The Tropes. All The Tropes landed on us!
 * Where are you from? Soviet Russia?
 * All The Tropes sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
 * All The Tropes invented New Coke.
 * All The Tropes killed 2Pac and Biggie.
 * Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes left me at the altar.
 * All The Tropes never called me back.
 * All The Tropes sent me to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, and made me wear a Red Shirt while I was there.
 * All The Tropes made me late for a meeting!
 * All The Tropes made me late for class!
 * All The Tropes made me forget my car keys!
 * All The Tropes ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
 * All The Tropes destroyed the illusion of my innocence!
 * That bastard All The Tropes rickrolled us!
 * All The Tropes forbid me from complaining about things I don't like, but always tells me me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
 * All The Tropes made me become a mad scientist based in genetics so that I could easily create an army of killer mutants and Take Over the World.
 * All The Tropes is a Time Lord! This article is it's TARDIS!
 * I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you All The Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
 * All The Tropes kicked me into a pit of bad AMVs.
 * All The Tropes killed Santa Claus.
 * All The Tropes made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
 * Can't stop. Must edit.
 * All The Tropes Macekred Woolsey!!
 * The magical mistery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away, take you TODAY!
 * It's close to miiiiidnight, and The Other Wiki is lurking in the dark...
 * Buddy you're a young man, trope man, shouting on the street gonna take on The World someday, you got trope on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place...
 * Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! My darling! I've loonged fooor your touch! A looooong! Lonely time!
 * Yes, these were from the same troper. Yes, there surely will be more.
 * All The Tropes had some fun, that beat was sick; it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick...
 * You don't want to stand under All The Tropes's umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.
 * All The Tropes kissed a girl and liked it.
 * I don't want anybody else. When I think about All The Tropes, I touch myself!
 * All The Tropes made me turn around, bright eyes!
 * Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will betray you, and they will replace you.
 * Is this the real life? Is this just All The Tropes?.
 * All The Tropes made me visit it while it played unfitting music!
 * My life is ruined. All The Tropes did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
 * All The Tropes mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being mindraped. Then it mentioned Y with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been mindraped twice.
 * All The Tropes took all my opinions and replaced them with quotes from it! And all of my friends too!
 * All The Tropes made me lose the game!!!!11
 * All All The Tropes and no beer made me...something something.
 * Go crazy?
 * ...No, it wasn't that.
 * This Troper's Egregious overuse of the Egregious word "Egregious" is solely due to the Egregious influence of his Egregious addiction to the Egregious website that is All The Tropes. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
 * All The Tropes destroyed my country. so that no one cared.
 * All The Tropes was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!
 * My shields can't repel All The Tropes of this magnitude.
 * All my base are belong to All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
 * That's no good!
 * All The Tropes convinced me that I could never catch up with anyone else on my course, no matter how much work I did. It also temporarily turned me evil. I wasn't very good at it but it was apparently hilarious.
 * All The Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When All The Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
 * All The Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When All The Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.


 * All The Tropes is a TRAP!
 * No, All The Tropes is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
 * Sure thing.
 * Actually, it's true. All The Tropes removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting All The Tropes)
 * All The Tropes caused the resonance cascade, bitch!
 * Has it been mentioned yet that All The Tropes just made me lose the game?
 * All The Tropes had me visit Hinamizawa. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
 * All The Tropes killed Satoshi-kun!
 * In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.
 * All The Tropes promised The Tonight Show to Conan O'Brien, took it away from him after seven months, and gave it back to Jay Leno.
 * Thanks to the page about Potholing, now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... awful!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
 * All The Tropes put me in The Masochism Tango with a Tsundere and sent us to a woman named Takahashi!
 * All The Tropes has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
 * All The Tropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
 * All The Tropes poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!
 * All The Tropes made me side with Adolf Hitler and isn't Banned in China. All The Tropes}} is obviously a Communazi!
 * All The Tropes has forced me into the very depths of Godwin's Law! The Reichstropen page haunts my nightmares and my very conscience for comparing everything to WWII! However, I strive to restore order in this very wiki with utter perfection in spelling and grammar! Wait a minute... I'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM!!! And what's worse... History cannot be Brain-Bleached!!!
 * I looked into All The Tropes, and realized that All The Tropes had looked into me. I'm not mad, no, All The Tropes hasnt... Phn'glui Mgl'w nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah' nagl fhtagn. My potholing will drag you down with me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * All The Tropes mindraped me and I enjoyed it!!
 * All The Tropes crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
 * All The Tropes made me read this entire page.
 * This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some sugar to this page. Now we tropers can ruin "enhance" Tropes' life!
 * All The Tropes ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, and I must scream.
 * All The Tropes made me write a poem about how All The Tropes ruined my life. I Was Quite a Looker I used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why!
 * Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS!
 * All The Tropes tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
 * All The Tropes will ruin your life after I conquer every single place in this planet by being Genre Savvy and reading the Evil Overlord List. BE PREPARED.
 * All The Tropes caused me to make so many entries into Role Association that I broke it it had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Iron Man is Sherlock Holmes and Gigolo Joe is The Watson! Oh, their real names? Um...
 * All The Tropes killed my father, held my best friend hostage and kicked my fucking dog.
 * All The Tropes also stole my klondike bar.
 * All The Tropes told me I'm not a real man!
 * Or am I? Guess not.
 * All The Tropes made me female in foreign countries.
 * All The Tropes possessed me and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
 * All The Tropes forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.
 * All The Tropes made me fall in love, which made me become stupid, evil, and insane.
 * All The Tropes caused me to eat the planet Earth.
 * You cannot escape All The Tropes. It will be dark soon. You cannot escape. It will be dark soon.
 * I have been forced to watch All The Tropes for OVER 9000 hours!
 * All The Tropes made me find out that my best friend WAS ONLY THAT!!
 * Thanks to All The Tropes, every damn sentence I utter includes Conversational Troping!
 * All The Tropes IS The Grassy Knoll!!!
 * All The Tropes caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else All The Tropes has already devoured)!
 * In Soviet Russia, your life ruined All The Tropes!
 * All The Tropes made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
 * All The Tropes' attack... was INEXPLICABLE!
 * All The Tropes has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of All The Tropes Ruined Your Life.
 * All The Tropes is eating her. And then All The Tropes is going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
 * All The Tropes made me a Nightwish shipper!
 * Ugh... stupid All The Tropes... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush*
 * All The Tropes forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
 * DEAR GOD, You're right!
 * Oh MY GOD!!! What have I.....no, what have they done to us?!
 * All The Tropes is having fun. YOUR fun. It is laughing at you as you read this.
 * All The Tropes is a method of ruining lives that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
 * WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK ALL THE TROPES IS?!
 * Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats All The Tropes! :)
 * I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...
 * Soon, all will be one with All The Tropes...
 * All The Tropes WILL BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!!!
 * All The Tropes has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
 * All The Tropes just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the indescribable creatures that lie beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!...They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.
 * All The Tropes is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that All The Tropes itself used to have...and I am the fool. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ALL THE TROPES!!
 * Oh, hai tropers...
 * All The Tropes is Driving me to suicide.
 * Alternatively, Now I've seen everything from All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes made us
 * I cannot grasp the true form of All The Tropes' Attack!
 * All The Tropes caused me to enter an endless recursion of time.
 * All your Tropes are belong to us.
 * All The Tropes Made me lose the game.
 * All The Tropes made me jump the shark … twice … backwards … on fire … in Egregious (...ehem) bullet time.
 * Wham bam, my addiction to All The Tropes has got me in a jam!
 * Jesus Christ, it's a All The Tropes! Get in the car!
 * All The Tropes has made me want to HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH, even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
 * All The Tropes made me Lampshade Hanging all the Ho Yay in my life and now I think Everyone Is Bi. Except me.
 * All The Tropes let Gwen Stacy die.
 * All The Tropes made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on All The Tropes, I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
 * All The Tropes made me read this article.
 * Good news, everyone! All The Tropes is now making you read this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth!
 * All The Tropes will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.
 * All The Tropes made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that dog!
 * All The Tropes is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!
 * Everything in All The Tropes is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! EVERYTHING!!
 * I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by All The Tropes! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
 * NOOOOO! -Oh wait...
 * All The Tropes introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
 * HE WANTS YOU
 * I am All The Tropes and so can you!
 * All The Tropes made me start playing I Thought It Meant everywhere. Like, say, the Other Wiki. Note: the 50 Cent Party does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the stooge sort algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
 * Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, for ye hast come to All The Tropes, from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
 * All The Tropes ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting All The Tropes and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
 * All The Tropes has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
 * Only 3?
 * All The Tropes: Rape My Mind, and Bleach it!
 * ALL THE TROPES MADE ME SWEAR IN BRITISH!!!!! THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER! THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
 * Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
 * Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
 * I think All The Tropes is a pretty cool guy. He ruins lives and isn't afraid of anything.
 * I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost wrote a trope into an essay! Damn you, All The Tropes!
 * I DID write a trope into an essay! THREE TIMES!!! AARGH!!!
 * All The Tropes has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels Lampshading any sort of Trope.
 * All The Tropes made me contemplate the fate of Bears without Butts. And now I have this dang, nab poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
 * All The Tropes made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes WMG...It is...the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!
 * All The Tropes isn't mean. All The Tropes just wants to be tangle buddies. Sweet dreams!!!!
 * All The Tropes promised me cake
 * All The Tropes made my face Die!
 * THIS. IS. ALL THE TROPES!!!
 * Chuck Norris can read just one article on All The Tropes.
 * Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on All The Tropes.
 * Tropes. Why did it have to be Tropes? I hate Tropes!
 * All The Tropes told the Evil Overlord how to safely conquer the world! Nice job breaking it, All The Tropes!
 * Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.
 * All The Tropes is smiling at you. It wants you to know that it is fun and inviting, and you can even bake your own cookie! Come on, it's fun and painless!
 * All The Tropes is filled with numerous enriching articles. It will help you cope with your fears, among other things.
 * All The Tropes got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
 * If there's evil in this world, it lurks in All The Tropes.
 * One day, I decided to go to All The Tropes and Chew Bubblegum. Then I ran out of gum. Now I've run out of All The Tropes.
 * This troper, having repeatedly failed to quit All The Tropes, has decided to get rid of her Internet connection.
 * All The Tropes ATE MY ICE CREEEAM!!
 * I WAS FROZEN BY ALL THE TROPES TODAY!
 * All The Tropes STOLE MY BALLOONS!
 * Oh yeah? Well, All The Tropes stole my bike!
 * All The Tropes burnt my shake!
 * I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to All The Tropes in Soviet Russia, where the tropes used me.
 * Used you?
 * DANGIT ALL THE TROPES!!!
 * I love All The Tropes... And I'll kill anyone who tries to steal it from me.
 * All The Tropes made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! 11:30!
 * Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
 * All The Tropes played guitar.
 * All The Tropes injected Charlie Sheen into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body..
 * All The Tropes made me sign a contract in exchange for a wish, but All The Tropes didn't tell me everything. Now I'm a Magical Girl fighting witches until either they kill me or I turn into one just to put off the heat death of the universe.
 * All The Tropes sent the Slender Man after me.
 * All The Tropes would like you to know that there will be cake, and you will be baked
 * All The Tropes shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
 * All The Tropes reminds me of the babe.
 * All The Tropes! I choose YOU!
 * All The Tropes comes in a little glass vial.
 * All The Tropes isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.
 * All The Tropes is Trope Overdosed on Overdosed Tropes.
 * Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
 * All The Tropes has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am legitimately disturbed as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off the biggest evil hooks. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion.
 * All The Tropes taught me that it's okay to want to be perfect …
 * When I get angry, All The Tropes gets upset. And when All The Tropes gets upset... people DIE!
 * All The Tropes made me go back and get a shit-load of dimes!!
 * All The Tropes is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! CRUNCH!
 * I was gonna go to class, before I got on All The Tropes, I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on All The Tropes, I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on All The Tropes. I messed up my entire life, because I got on All The Tropes I lost my kids and wife, because I got on All The Tropes. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on All The Tropes, because I got on All The Tropes, because I got on All The Tropes...
 * I Tropstalged
 * All The Tropes is turning me into a Star Wars nerd! HELP!!!!!
 * All The Tropes made me write this sentence. And this one! And this one! And...
 * Confound All The Tropes, it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
 * I do not sleep anymore because of All The Tropes. I will never sleep after the Nightmare Fuel page. Also I need Brain Bleach.
 * All The Tropes set my house on fire, stole my dog and left my refrigerator open all night!
 * All The Tropes made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows, do the Creep like a boss while on a boat, asking about cheezeburgers, and FIRIN' MY LAZAR...In America.
 * All The Tropes made me confess to myself that I am a Nightmare Fetishist.
 * All The Tropes caused the financial crisis.
 * I can't believe he got you hooked on All The Tropes.
 * All The Tropes destroyed my world and now people are murdered everywhere I go!
 * Because of All The Tropes, I'm now in love with the Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone.
 * About three things I was absolutely positive. First, All The Tropes was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
 * "Die All The Tropes! You don't belong in this world"
 * "It was not by my hand that I was created. I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay me tribute."
 * "Tribute!? "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
 * "Perhaps that can be said to all websites."
 * "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a website such as you!"
 * "What is a website!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!!"
 * I found it some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, glinting strangely from the black, this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... precious to me.
 * I used to have a life like you. Then I took a All The Tropes to the knee...
 * I went mad from the revelations!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about lampshades!! I shot a dog! Also, my work ethic is sunk.
 * All The Tropes, my preciousssssssssss...
 * Thanks to Nothing Is Scarier, Nightmare Fuel, and other pages I went mad from the revelations. All The Tropes is an eldritch location I can NOT escape. If your reading this, RUN!!!
 * All The Tropes did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
 * All The Tropes sent me to Tropurgatory
 * All The Tropes, I'll see you in hell.
 * Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes! You cannot grasp the true addiction of All The Tropes!
 * The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to All The Tropes, man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are... Your life shall be ruined!
 * Thanks to All The Tropes, no one understands most of what I say anymore.
 * So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and All The Tropes FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE, instead it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name! I wanted to ruin my life not enhance it!
 * YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S ALL THE TROPES! THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!'''
 * It sounds like editing All The Tropes isn't that easy.
 * Watch out! All The Tropes is gonna crash! AAH.
 * Ha. All The Tropes is the coolest.
 * NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ALL THE TROPES!]