I Take Offense to That Last One/Quotes

""Ghost the Racist Fruitbowl, had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, he is a reptilian! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son-"

"Wait a minute! Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!? YOU STUPID...!""

- Ghost and an unfortunate caller

"Princess Leia: Why, you stuck-up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf herder! Han Solo: ...who's "scruffy-looking?""

- Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back