The Man Who Wasn't There



"A movie about a barber who wants to be a dry cleaner"

- The pitch for the movie.

There is a totally emotionless barber named Ed Crane. It's 1949 and a bald man, Creighton Tolliver, has some sales pitch about "Dry Cleaning". Ed's wife, Doris, is having an affair with her boss, "Big" Dave Brewster. Ed decides to blackmail the pair to pay for a silent partnership. When Mr. Tolliver asks Mr. Brewster for the same amount of money for which he was being blackmailed, Mr. Brewster finds Mr. Tolliver and beats the whole story out of him. From there, things spiral out of control.

A Film Noir from infamous oddballs The Coen Brothers played so straight that James M. Cain could have written it without any changes.


 * Big Eater: Freddy Reidenschnieder.
 * Blackmail
 * Chewbacca Defense: Freddy Riedenschnieder's defense of Doris Crane involves a truly baffling spiel about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
 * and from the second trial: "He told them to look, not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning."
 * Contemplate Our Navels: "The hair. It keeps growing... It's part of us. And we cut it off."
 * Deliberately Monochrome
 * Did Not Do the Research: While the film takes place in northern California, it should be noted that the state of California has never used the electric chair as a method of execution. Ed would have been gassed instead. Though it is possible that the Coen Brothers knew this and simply chose the electric chair for artistic reasons.
 * It did allow for a nice parallel scene between shaving the condemned man's legs to attach the electrode, and the earlier shaving of his wife's legs in her bathtub.
 * Downer Ending
 * Dull Surprise: Ed Crane, the character, has no emotions.
 * DVD Commentary: The only one The Coen Brothers have done.
 * Film Noir: Played straight to the point it snaps.
 * Flamboyant Gay: Jon Polito as Creighton Tolliver. Perhaps he only seems flamboyant next to Ed though.
 * He made a pass at Ed by sitting back on his bed and loosening his necktie. Most people today would consider that "relaxing", but apparently in 1940s America it was a blatant come-on. You couldn't be too flamboyant without getting arrested.
 * Framing the Guilty Party: Category 2, in a way.
 * I Should Write a Book About This:
 * It Will Never Catch On: "Dry" Cleaning.
 * Narrator: Ed Crane. Oddly enough, the least smart ass person in the world.
 * Shout-Out: A notable one to The Night of the Hunter.
 * Slow Left Hand: Averted by the actor portraying the piano teacher, Adam Alexi-Malle, who is an accomplished concert pianist.
 * Smoking Is Cool
 * The Stoic: Ed Crane.
 * Twice-Told Tale: The similarities to Albert Camus' L'Étranger are undeniable.
 * Smoking Is Cool
 * The Stoic: Ed Crane.
 * Twice-Told Tale: The similarities to Albert Camus' L'Étranger are undeniable.