Down and Dirty

Down and Dirty is the fifth book in the Wild Cards anthology series, set in the same shared universe as the other Wild Cards novels and collections. It was edited by George R. R. Martin.

The stories in this volume tell of the events in New York City involving two outbreaks; the outbreak of a gang war between the Mafia and the Shadow Fists gangs controlled by Kien Phuc, a war which soon spills out of control into the streets of New York. Against this backdrop, the second outbreak occurs; the outbreak of a new, mutant strain of Wild Card virus, courtesy of the ever-shifting powers of The Sleeper, "Typhoid Croyd" Crenson. This version is different in that it can overwrite the original strain, so that even Aces and Jokers are not safe.


 * Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: Buddy Holly
 * Blessed with Suck:
 * Break the Cutie:
 * Face Heel Turn:
 * Arguably,
 * Cursed with Awesome:
 * More particularly with  who become addicted to Ti Malice's orgasmic bliss-inducing kiss.
 * Fantastic Racism: As usual, Jokers get a lot of this.
 * Dropped a Bridge on Him:
 * Healing Hands: Leo Barnett thinks he has this ability. In fact, he doesn't.
 * Hypocrite: Leo Barnett is introduced having sex with one of his congregation.
 * Karma Houdini:
 * Killed Off for Real:
 * Psycho for Hire: The Sleeper, unusually, gets this role.
 * The Mafia: Plays a major role in the book.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: Averted. Buddy Holly is a washed up bum who loses the rights to his music and ends up covering Prince in Holiday Inns. By the end of the novel, he's
 * Jumped Off the Slippery Slope:
 * Rape as Drama:  must now live with this thread, for the rest of her natural life.
 * Straight Arrow: Yeoman, of course.
 * The Virus: The Wild Card virus reappears here with horrifying results.