Better Than It Sounds/Video Games A-F

Ah, video games. No other media allows Refuge in Audacity so often. And most of the time it works.

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 * : A clone busts out of a prison in a laboratory complex in space, finds out he shouldn't even have bothered.
 * : The Legend of Zelda ripoff In a World made of billions of tiny cubes.
 * : A personified number 3 has to fix the computer she lives in by solving puzzles.
 * : Bobbleheads play hockey.
 * : A skateboarder tries to raise enough money to keep skateboarding. This annoys the local insects.
 * : In a post-apocalyptic future, a falconer defeats and has tea with the world's royalty in a grand effort to solve a logic puzzle.
 * : The Pyro from Team Fortress 2 with an odd number fetish kidnaps a group of anime stereotypes to an ocean cruiser where they have to solve first grade math problems - or die a very gruesome death. A lot of debate is had over the solutions of said problems. This may eventually lead them to screw up the spacetime continuum with the dramatic use of pseudoscience. Or everyone dies. Also, mummies are involved.
 * : You go BASE jumping. It's a very long way to the ground.
 * : A bunch of NES characters has kidnapped your son. Are you a bad enough  to rescue him?
 * : A visual novel series set in a courtroom where you play as lawyers.
 * : A lawyer with spiky hair defends the innocent through courtroom antics and really dramatic pointing, beating down an old friend and said friend's mentor in the process. His old boss sticks around to help from beyond the grave.
 * : Said lawyer now has to beat down a girl nearly ten years younger than him and knows how to Whip It Good.
 * : Said lawyer now has to beat down a sick blind guy who Must Have Caffeine.
 * : A different lawyer with slightly less spiky hair defends the innocent through courtroom antics and really dramatic pointing. The lawyer from the first game sticks around to help, to the outrage of many fans, mostly because the previous lawyer is now a cynical hobo, and his old friends are nowhere to be found.
 * : The aforementioned old friend of the first lawyer gets hysterically laughed at, mistaken for a drunk, tied up, repeatedly accused of murder, and even assaulted by a badger in the course of solving crimes though the use of logic and really dramatic pointing. Out of the advertised 15 hours of gameplay, the last ten are spent arguing with a human laugh track, a wolf and a tree.
 * '': Aforementioned old friend takes on a series of new cases involving ice cream salesmen, clowns, chefs, old ladies, and Godzilla knockoffs. His middle-aged dad gets in on the action for the chefs. Meanwhile, a teenager with Idiot Hair and a complete and utter inability to solve crimes tries anyways and gathers an English fanbase that is suddenly stopped dead by No Export for You.
 * : Shoot Em Ups for aircraft fetishists.
 * : An AFGNCAAP pilot kills off a war orphan's friends and only family one by one.
 * : An AFGNCAAP pilot and his squad are tricked by old Germans into killing scores of Russians.
 * : An AFGNCAAP pilot and his buddy screw up the lives of their German adversaries.
 * : An AFGNCAAP pilot single-handedly rescues Canada from occupation by Yugoslavia while his wingman starts the lamest meme ever.
 * : An AFGNCAAP pilot fights a South American-style guerrilla war...with a fighter plane.
 * : A Hero of Another Story AFGNCAAP pilot fights the exact same war the exact same way, on the iPhone.
 * : A Suddenly Voiced pilot with a face saves the Invaded States of America from Renegade Russians and their not-nukes with vigorous fistpumping.
 * : God and his sycophantic sidekick lead the people to salvation. Or destruction.
 * : God Took a Level In Badass. Unfortunately, so did his enemies.
 * : A fat, diabetic man wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a baseball cap kills animals and eats lots of fruit in order to rescue his girlfriend.
 * : Same as above, except now he enlists dinosaurs to help carry him around.
 * : Fat diabetic man suffers from amnesia. He forgets about his malady and starts wearing clothes.
 * : Some guy drops the keys to his house; you play an angel who is sent by God to help him pick them up. The entire population of the world conspires to stop you.
 * : To save his girlfriend, a furball steals hearts from demons and traps them in eggs. When a more marketable puffball comes along, the couple make a Face Heel Turn.
 * : Freelance warriors become real heroes by going on simulated quests.
 * : A dolphin, baby, mother and daughter, Steampunk-style cyborg, J-pop idol, ninja, viking, gender-confused punk rocker, among others are recruited to stop an alien menace.
 * : A man dies in the first few minutes. He gets revived, ends a war, and bangs one of three chicks. Rinse and repeat four more times.
 * : You kill a god in the opening. Turns out it was a bad idea.
 * : An ancestor of the man from above also dies in the first few minutes. He also gets revived and bangs one of three chicks. Rince and repeat one more time.
 * : Reenact historical battles with a mouse, three times over.
 * : Stop one-eyed guy from releasing ancient god-monster.
 * : Break said god-monster free, then put it back together again.
 * : OC Mighty Whiteys fight in historical battles to stop an Ancient Conspiracy.
 * : Native Americans defeat their enemies with the Power of Dance.
 * : Things take a turn for the Crazy Awesome as samurai, Shaolin monks, and elephants join the fun.
 * : Wipe out a cheating AI who can stomp you flat at any point and often will.
 * : An author with writer's block fights off creatures from a book he wrote last week and tries to save his wife with a flashlight. A rock concert is a viable weapon.
 * : An author in Arizona runs around a small-town rest stop, looks at the stars in an observatory, and tries to watch a movie. The movie doesn't work, so he does it all again. And again.
 * : A tiger tries to kill a bird.
 * : A homeless tries to impress his love interest by engaging into acts of vandalism. Brooms try to prevent this.
 * : A massive group of Virtual Paper Dolls play cops and robbers.
 * : Guy or gal gets stuck in a house and cannot leave.
 * : Guy gets stuck in another house and cannot leave. Pirates.
 * : Guy goes looking for gal from first game, gets stuck in town and cannot leave. Cowboys.
 * : Secret agent has been sent to assassinate a terrorist. Turns out said terrorist has received assistance from said agent's own agency. Lots of people are going to die.
 * Alternately: A betrayed secret agent's mission of revenge leads him to shoot-outs with cape-wearing spies, crotchety old men, and a Russian gangster wearing a really tacky jacket. At the end of the story, he surrenders, has a long talk with a man with poor fashion taste, and hundreds of people get killed.
 * : Two guys come back from the dead as lycanthropes to rescue the daughter of a god who kinda sounds like Elmer Fudd.
 * Seven word summary: The Great Steroid Scandal of Ancient Greece.
 * : When returning to a place she visited, girl discovers it became Darker and Edgier. To fix it, the girl brutally murders playing cards and chess pieces with toys and commits regicide. This makes her more sane.
 * : Girl discovers that the fire that killed her family wasn't accidental and goes through her memories to see who started it.
 * : A sarcastic, unhygienic, Sophisticated As Hell dwarf fouls up classic fairy tales wherever he goes.
 * : You walk around in the dark trying to remember why you're walking around in the dark.
 * : A guy goes around whacking Blob Monsters while getting killed a million times.
 * : In order to become powerful enough to defeat the Big Bad, you must kill color-coded monsters and acquire items, most of which are named based on obscure passages in The Silmarillion.
 * : Some eggs get stolen, so the victims retaliate by going kamikaze on their houses.
 * : You become the indentured servant of a raccoon. Your neighbors randomly hand out pianos, computers, and beds as rewards for completing minor chores.
 * Alternatively: You move into a town inhabited by talking animals who give you big screen TVs and works of art for asking another animal to return a mundane item they borrowed.
 * : Monkeys with magic helmets steal time machines, and you have to catch them.
 * : More monkeys try to Take Over the World. The first hero's cousin tries to catch them, aided by a Head Pet.
 * : This time the monkeys just want to make you watch crappy television. Their leader is aided by a man with a Funny Afro. Two kids try to catch them this time; one is an Idol Singer.
 * : A young girl embarks on a voyage of self discovery, finds love and murders an entire pantheon. She also makes a hell of a pierogi.
 * : High-School girls beat the crap out of each other with Elemental Powers for no apparent reason. Ma-Ti's equivalent of the game kills an evil angel.
 * More girls beat the crap out of each other. The evil angel's younger sister wants you dead.
 * Even more girls beat the crap out of each other. A Yandere tries to blow Japan sky high.
 * : Magic and technology coexist by canceling each other out.
 * : The Chosen One tries to stop The End of the World As We Know It by becoming the Magic Knight version of Bin Laden; three sequels deal with new heroes trying to clean up his mess.
 * : An evil facelike entity intercepts the escape pod of a doomed starship. To escape, the pilot allows the vessel to be struck repeatedly by a destructive projectile.
 * : To foil an evil corporation's plan, you have to destroy a few thousand bricks.
 * : the Prince's cousins Alien Sentai must fight off a lawsuit from Namco invading hoard of blocks.
 * : Breaking blocks is Serious Business
 * : Two MegaCorps take the term "hostile takeover" a little too seriously.
 * : A Battle Couple fight to stop a crazy man from hooking himself up to a computer.
 * : A young man takes time off from a Roaring Rampage of Revenge to compete in giant robot cage matches.
 * : A retelling of the American Revolution on Mars only everyone is Benedict Arnold.
 * : A mercenary travels the world doing odd-jobs for various employers. He accidentally allows a terrorist to gain access to a space elevator. It's really quite boring.
 * : A conspiracy nut makes REALLY good case for destroying society.
 * : Three MegaCorps blatantly ignore the world's most obvious KEEP OUT sign.
 * : A corporation wants to make the world a better place, yet ends up destroying it.
 * : Learn how to play the last eight games you just finished playing.
 * : An endangered social class exterminates itself.
 * : A young idealist and her boyfriend inadvertently tear a free market capitalist dystopia a new asshole. Their elderly mentor may or may have wanted this happen.
 * : A faceless, voiceless, personality-less character somehow manages to come across as a complete asshole.
 * : A bickering couple of Heterosexual Life Partners run around in painted ski masks, complain about the military, and blow all their money on shiny guns.
 * : Martial artists seek to pimp-slap a pimp for kidnapping a ho one of the martial artist's sister.
 * Martial artists and the one martial artist's sister and father seek to pimp-slap a pimp in a tournament run by a familiar sponsor
 * The other martial artist's friend is kidnapped by a rich guy who wants to be The Hulk. A young girl who tells people to "grow up" is the only memorable and most successful new character.
 * : The stupidest psychologist who ever lived fights computer viruses on the magical island of Shining Sky.
 * Alternatively: Sealed Evil in A Can causes computer problems. Among the people trying to stop this are a moron, a teenager with self-esteem issues, and the world's oldest woman.
 * : A more competent psychologist and a mage who can't use magic escort a bitchy priestess around a different magical island while two factions try to either save or destroy it.
 * Alternatively: Girl throws tantrum upon being separated from BFF. The entire world is dragged into it.
 * : Hot female singers with multiple personalities strip down to their underwear during combat. A thirteen year-old does a favor for the first game's Big Bad.
 * : A bartender pretends to be the world's greatest assassin on a quest to steal the power of God, who was an alien from Earth.
 * : Same bartender pretends to be a guy in Renaissance Italy, who is on a twenty year quest to avenge the death of most of his family. Said quest ultimately leads him into a fistfight with The Pope.
 * : A childish hacker, a snarky British man, a psychotic blond, and a confused bartender are the world's last hope.
 * Alternately: Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE. Everywhere PEOPLE DIE.
 * : The confused bartender finally figures everything out with the help of his imaginary friend and pretending to be the two afforementioned men. May or may not have intentional symbolism from the Christian Bible in the title.
 * : Break rocks into smaller rocks. Try to shoot anyone else who enters this field of rocks.
 * : Unstoppable Rage: The Game.
 * Alternate: A Hindu cyborg is framed for treason, his wife is killed, his daughter kidnapped, and then he's thrown from orbit to Earth. He comes back pissed. And every time they kill him, it just makes him angrier.
 * Alternate: A man with breathtaking anger-management issues punches a large man in the finger until he dies from it. He then punches a masked guy in the face, then an old man in the face, then another old man, then an entire fleet. It culminates in him punching a third old man in the face, followed by the planet. Then, after some impromptu heart surgery, he punches God in the face. Then he finally calms down.
 * : A male White Mage and his fairy companion attempt to explain video game mechanics. The world is threatened by evil balloons and a guy with a ponytail.
 * : Excalibur can talk. Turns out to be a total Jerkass. Also turns out to have an Evil Counterpart.
 * : A madman tricks three innocent teenagers into almost nullifying the world's most powerful defense so that an immortal serpent could destroy everything, but this is all secondary to inventing a new dessert, taking orders from a lecherous fairy and fixing a clock.
 * : In order for a lazy young girl to fulfill her dream of living in paradise, she has to help build one.
 * : Snarky and lazy alchemist leaves her shop in the charge of her bumbling apprentice.
 * : Bumbling apprentice from the previous game adopts bumbling apprentice of her own, who wants to be an adventurer.
 * : The Goddess of War gets bored and takes a walk. There are no survivors.
 * : A young girl who looks just like the heroine of the first game gets psychic powers, teams up with a kid who looks like Rambo, and goes out to kill things. Several years later the Rambo look-alike changes his look and they join a major fighting tournament.
 * : The girl and kid pose as shapeshifting sages, one more effectively than the other, in a post-apocalyptic world. They help an amnesiac find his friend and destroy The Empire. Then they die.
 * : Pilot a ship listening to music through an amazing Technicolor highway and grab the blocks.
 * : The world is going to end, and you're the one charged with writing the epilogue.
 * : Your dad goes missing after climbing a very steep monster-infested tower. Naturally, the proper thing for you to do is go there yourself and rescue him.
 * : 30+ neighborhood kids play sports in sand and mud.
 * : Find Ronald Reagan so he'll buy you lunch.
 * : A man embezzling funds from a government grant tries to get out of his apartment building. Household pests and an heirloom from his late mother complicate things.
 * : Siblings argue over how to inherit their father's legacy.
 * : Filler.
 * : An interloper who otherwise has nothing to do with the dispute tries to steal said legacy.
 * : Siblings argue over how to inherit their father's legacy.
 * : A redneck and a snarky girl team up to crush an old woman under a boulder and do jigsaw puzzles. Redneck's sister narrowly escapes transformation into an ogre. Lots of shameless dirty jokes. Rated E.
 * : Redneck and snarky girl team up to blow up animated skeleton of old woman and do jigsaw puzzles. Redneck's sister mysteriously vanishes forever. Numerous direct references to porn, masturbation, and vag-hair; a gay bar with a tranny waitress; and you murder a loving husband and wife for the sake of collectibles. Rated E.
 * : Redneck and snarky girl IN THE PAST! Bee lady gives you an extension. Rated E.
 * : Redneck and snarky girl team up to play Diddy Kong Racing, but find their copy is defective, only having airplanes available to race.
 * : Redneck and snarky girl team up to play Grand Theft Auto, but find their copy is defective, being rated E and having some assembly required.
 * Alternatively, a bear comes out of retirement to stop his home being redeveloped into tower blocks and malls. To end the struggle, a capricious higher power engineers a bear/witch showdown through worlds of the imagination...IN VEHICLES!
 * : Snarky musician seeks coin and cleavage, while maybe saving the world, and all the while bickering with the narrator.
 * : In a post-apocalyptic world, a retired basketball player runs from the police on a quest to rescue his son and save the world.
 * : Winged Humanoids use cards to save a World in The Sky with no ocean.
 * : Winged Humanoids with terrible voices search for shiny cards.
 * : Two Winged Humanoids and a sarcastic puppet stop the Industrial Revolution.
 * : An animal-cosplayer spends a night visiting a hospital, beating up patients and the personnel currently in charge and hiding on statues.
 * Alternatively, billionaire dresses up and punches the criminally insane.
 * : Several months later, the same animal-cosplayer is thrown into a ghetto prison and helps a clown with a terminal illness. Many accurate comparisons to Adolph Hitler were made.
 * : A popular board game with deaths thrown in.
 * : The same IN CHINA.
 * : A tank has to protect a bird surrounded by bricks from enemy tanks. Was only popular in places it wasn't officially released.
 * : An obscure sequel of the game above which only saw arcade release.
 * : A musician brings his girlfriend back from the dead using brute force, taking credit for the actions of his contemporaries along the way.
 * : Fight over a bunch of meaningless flags with outdated weaponry.
 * : Fight over a bunch of meaningless flags with modern, present day weaponry.
 * : Same as above, but stuff blows up here.
 * : 200 years later and they're still fighting over a bunch of meaningless flags, with futuristic weapon, Flying fortress and giant mechs this time.
 * : Three anthropomorphic frogs must defeat a dominatrix by ramming their bikes into drywall. Nobody ever gets past the third stage.
 * : Blow up a post-apocalyptic America with tanks while stealing women from other people with tanks.
 * : Same as above, though add tanks that shoot lasers, tanks that hover, and most of northwest Europe to blow up with them.
 * : Witch with amnesia kills angels. Lots of Fan Service ensues.
 * Rather, a stripper wearing nothing but glasses and her own hair bumbles around a phantom dimension killing angels with guns on her feet and finding herself in impromptu photoshoots.
 * : Shoot a bunch of random ships and asteroids until you have a seizure.
 * : Make musical sound effects by pressing buttons and turning a plastic disc.
 * : Green man kills robots and is stalked by bouncy smiley face in electric maze.
 * : A Well Intentioned Extremist starts a war so that he can study a big gemstone in peace.
 * Or, Kidnapped meets High Fantasy.
 * : A sassy photographer, a talking pig, and a rule-obsessed soldier save the world with propaganda.
 * : Kill It With Fire...works.
 * : A large group of attractive women leave themselves abandoned on an uninhabited island, all but one wearing nothing but bikinis, and proceed to lightly tap the crap out of each other. The Sub-Boss has the amazing ability to remove bikini tops and likes it so much she uses it on everyone INCLUDING HERSELF.
 * : A boy and his three friends get transported to a land of chickens, dress in chicken suits, then proceed to spend game rolling around eggs. Oh, and they make the eggs hatch into creatures/hats/items by feeding them fruit. Oh, and all the enemies in the game are lots of crows clumped together.
 * : You are a ninja. The god of luck hates ninjas.
 * : Collect flower petals to lose strength.
 * : Collect apples to lose stamina.
 * : You have pants. Mr. T hates pants.
 * : Lose stamina to collect junk.
 * : You flip burgers. Your boss hates ninjas.
 * : Collect time to lose rare equipment.
 * : You deliver pizza. The god of luck hates pizza.
 * : You are in the god of luck's hometown. Mr. T hates the god of luck.
 * : There are lots of enemies. Cry on them to defeat them.
 * Alternatively: Crybaby attempts to stop a Human Sacrifice by killing his mom.
 * Or, to quote the Video Games Awesome pals: "There's blood and shit everywhere!" "Oh my God!"
 * : Giant organic creatures have taken over a planet. Exterminate them with...another giant organic creature!
 * : Guy with a mullet and mustache runs around shooting mutants. One level requires him to rescue someone from a completely different game.
 * : The galaxy is under attack by metal aliens! Exterminate them!
 * : One-armed soldier must defeat thousands of well-armed troops. Without the ability to jump.
 * : Ayn Rand fights The Mafia, twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Then you show up and resolve the situation. With a magical hand that shoots bees.
 * Or: A mysterious man investigates an underwater city and kills a man who resembles Walt Disney with a golf club, which was all part of The Mafia's plan.
 * : About ten years later, a man in a diving suit stabs people with a drill in order to save a girl from an evil altruist.
 * : About eleven years earlier, a football player with an obsession with winning, a southern Corrupt Corporate Executive, a man wearing goggles named after a Memetic Badass, a deranged housewife, Amelia Earheart, a sociopathic psychic, Blance, Captain Ahab, an prison inmate who knew Knuckles the Echidna, and a black guy with a love of cats fight for either Ayn Rand or The Mafia, ultimately going insane in the process.
 * : Pong...AS A RHYTHM GAME! On drugs!
 * : Zapping little squares with laser beams while high on acid is a metaphor for dealing with peer pressure. Or maybe not. I don't know.
 * : Collect the black dots. Avoid the white dots.
 * : Jump Jump Slide Slide...
 * : A rail shooter. Literally.
 * : Play Pong again backwards as you Ascend to A Higher Plane of Existence.
 * : It's you and your magical pet against God.
 * Alternatively: God's pet simulator.
 * : Four suicide bombers fight for their lives.
 * : A group of demolition experts clear a path for an extremely volatile missile carrier by destroying buildings that are in its way.
 * : A boy commandeers a military vehicle while searching for his irradiated pet frog.
 * : Ships are made of building blocks.
 * : Three orphans do the same thing again and again whether they like it or not. The player will have a hankering for meat buns. Meanwhile, a snooty vampire lolita tries to stop a Villain Sue with both employing endless Xantatos Gambits.
 * : Will you destroy the evil organism that has taken over mankind, or will YOU FAIL IT?
 * : Deadpan Snarker zombie from the Wild West runs around lighting hooded cultists on fire.
 * : Deadpan Snarker zombie from the Wild West runs around lighting executives in suits and leeches from the sixth dimension on fire Twenty Minutes Into the Future.
 * : Deadpan Snarker zombie from the Wild West dreams of the times he ran around lightning hooded cultists on fire.
 * : Furries beat the crap out of each other; the boss is a little girl who turns first into an older floating woman and then into a really buff devil.
 * : More furries beat the crap out of each other; the boss from the last game is now a cute Catgirl, and the new boss is a clone of a character from the last game.
 * : Even more furries beat the crap out of each other. The boss is a pint-sized effeminate penguin, unless he is on fire, or his mother.
 * : A bunch of kids put the balls in their mouths, scare the crap out of monsters (literally), get excited over nothing, and try to stop a dude from killing people For the Evulz. There's also a giant robot ostrich. Just because.
 * : Run around a garden throwing seeds while the local wildlife overpopulates.
 * : Affix your ship with pipes and magnets to fly around unhindered in tunnels.
 * : Five cousins attempt to stay alive in the deadliest game of Yahtzee ever created.
 *  : The only game series able to actively cause cancer in its players.
 * : The cancer part is now optional.
 * : Robot whose only ability is blowing things up goes through mazes to stop mad scientists.
 * : A mad cyborg scientist, a musclebound man with no pants, and their gang of robots release an ancient monster, take control of it, and attempt to Take Over the World. Two demolitions experts set off to stop them with the help of dinosaurs. Anything else that moves, no matter how cute and innocuous-looking, is deadly on contact.
 * : A One Hit Point Wonder must save his home planet from a Planet Eater...who has a Cool Ship...with Floating Continents anchored to it.
 * : A demolitions expert who is thankfully no longer a One Hit Point Wonder kidnaps a Ridiculously Cute Critter before it hatches, and is taken prisoner when the story begins. He eventually kills God.
 * : Jenga with flying bowling balls and explosions.
 * : Angular figures throw objects around to clear the field in such locations as a sheet of paper and a Go board. When they lose all their lives, they commit suicide in an uncharacteristically graphic fashion.
 * : Alien technology can be yours if you can survive a deserted planet. Be sure to bring plenty of ammo!
 * Alternately: Fight with your friends over who gets the best gun.
 * : A kid tries to dethrone an evil emperor by going on a treasure hunt to purchase jelly beans and multivitamins for his friend.
 * Same thing, but the Anvilicious health message doesn't apply anymore because the kid is immortal and already has an infinite supply of jelly beans. Before the kid challenges the evil emperor, he takes a nap in his Evil Tower of Ominousness.
 * : A guy does jigsaw puzzles in his efforts to track down his ex-girlfriend. When he finally touches her, she explodes.
 * : High school SATs as a video game. May make you remember what you said you had for breakfast a few days ago.
 * : Same as the above, but now it forces you to do acrostics or connect dots first and to get embarrassed as it does better than you. A twist on a familiar puzzle game is also available.
 * : A dragon rider in a world with no dragons learns to loathe his enemies' big balls. Many puzzles get in the way, and tiny fairies don't help a lot.
 * : Several identically named dragon boys and bird girls team up with various furries and attempt to kill God.
 * : Furries use martial arts to beat the crap out of a llama who pit them against each other.
 * : An escapist Metalhead rounds up a bunch of friends to beat the bloody shit out of (mostly harmless) Hair Metal fans, goths, and BDSM addicts with an axe and an E-guitar.
 * With Lemmy, Tim Curry, and Rob Halford.
 * Alternatively, Jack Black: The Video Game.
 * : A curse transformed two human boys into into cute little dragons. They defeat enemies by blowing bubbles and jumping on them to rescue their girlfriends from a drunken giant.
 * : Two boys who die easily because they suffered under the curse throw rainbows and climb islands.
 * : Two boys who die easily because they suffered under the curse use umbrellas to beat up stuff. IN SPACE.
 * : A boy (or two boys) get cursed and must rescue his/their friend(s) from a skull by blowing bubbles and inflating himself/themselves.
 * : Two boys and two girls get cursed by a relative of the aforementioned drunken giant, then get banished and must get back home by blowing bubbles.
 * : Two boys get cursed and blow bubbles while climbing up a tower.
 * : Four cute little dragons who die easily blow bubbles and jump on them.
 * : Two boys race a Mad Scientist up a tower to meet a comet. Or rather, a comet girl.
 * : Two duplicate boys cute little dragons must run a machine that shoots bubbles at bubbles to pop them and prevent them from building up too much. Letting that happen kills them like in the series this has spun off of.
 * : The duplicate twins are no more, and a boy cute little dragon leaves the machine running to you and watches your progress. This time, letting bubbles build up too much makes him very panicky or really upset.
 * : Same as the above but replace the cute little dragon. Since they are NOT Master Hand or Crazy Hand, failure ensues.
 * : Go around the world picking shoot-bubble duels with random strangers, some of which cheat.
 * : Same as the above, but the boy cute little dragon looks more like he's from an anime, and the Descending Ceiling is replaced by hovering flashing dots.
 * : Go inside a bunch of arcade machines to pick shoot-bubble duels with their characters. First you have to face yourself.
 * : Same as the above, but the boy cute little dragon looks normal again, and pulleys join the flashing dots. A bunch of random characters join in on the fun. This time, letting bubbles build up makes them very dizzy or something, and dropped bubbles automatically fly back up to pop other bubbles.
 * : Go IN SPACE to pick shoot-bubble duels with others to get all of an implied Plot Coupon.
 * : Same as the above but on a Nintendo DS and only Japan got this one.
 * : Two boys cute little dragons take off towards to get sidetracked by a bunch of people and defeat a devil dragon. They can't retry on the stage they lost at.
 * : Same as the above but the duplicate twins (of the cute little dragons and other random characters) are back with a huge ribbon slingshot.
 * : Everything is bubbles. Pop or be popped.
 * : An insect is a movie star.
 * : Three insects play movie stars, and have to finish filming six movies in a day.
 *  : Two angry mercenaries end up on a vacation resort island. Many people die in incredibly horrible ways.
 * : The good guy out-bullies those school bullies.
 * : A little girl really hates her ears.
 * : But here's how it really happened . ..
 * : Armed only with pepper shakers and his own ingredients, a chef who makes enormous sandwiches must ward off homicidal foodstuffs.
 * : Drivers use their cars as weapons and completely ignore the rules of the road.
 * : Easily-killed assassins fight to keep one of their number from leaving. It's impossible to tell when exactly this is supposed to be taking place.
 * : Yet another series of World War II simulations.
 *  : You and your friends are trapped in a house surrounded by slow Nazi zombies. And other WWII events happen before that but no one cares about those.
 * : The same guys are fighting more zombies. Oh, there's also a side-game with Sgt Reznov and some other guys that aren't as awesome.
 *  : An angry old Russian causes trouble in a sandbox.
 *  : One man singlehandedly saves Burger Town from Russian Commandos, while doing everything. Almost everyone else dies.
 * Or: A brave young man averts disaster by stabbing someone with a knife. He then calls the person a "noob" and teabags him.
 *  : World War III is fought. It's resolved without intervention from the man who does everything.
 * : A young Delinquent runs away from home; an elderly preacher goes looking for him.
 * : Three brothers argue about family planning.
 * : Three bad cops on a crusade.
 * : A washed-up superhero from Eagleland heads to an island where he can beat people up to make kids watch a television show about him. Along the way, he must help a transgendered dinosaur pick-up some men, help a lazy army become volleyball superstars, and aid a samurai-in-training in controlling his urges around women.
 * : A racing game that puts the "laughter" back in "vehicular manslaughter".
 * Alternatively: demolition derby in population-dense area.
 * : Fight a gang of thieves with silly names, lead by an Impossible Thief in highly visible clothing, with the power of social studies,literacy, or basic math.
 * : The heroes actually get some. Then get rickrolled.
 * : Family tradition dictates the murder of an old man in his own home. He gets better.
 * : A strapping young man dresses in leather and enters an old family acquaintance's dungeon to whip him mercilessly.
 * : Same strapping young man hunts for keys.
 * : Same strapping lad resurrects the old man and kills him again just to make himself feel better.
 * : Just like the first one, but somehow, pirates are involved.
 * : The strapping young man gets himself a Distressed Damsel. The old man's friend actually does his job for once.
 * : Just like the first one, but without as many stairs.
 * : The previous family member's son won't kill the old man. His father straightens him out using violence, then leaves him behind and kills the old man again himself.
 * : Two friends try to visit the old man and end up going on a world tour instead.
 * : The latest member of the family must murder the old man with the aid of a 12 year old girl. The girl is stronger.
 * : The old man's son hunts down his father's murderer...then hunts down and murders his father instead.
 * : A woman whips her boyfriend and kills his father. Or does she?
 * : The woman has a descendant who doesn't want to kill the old man. So they don't.
 * : A distant relative of the family and a 12 year old girl murder the wrong old man. They are then told to pick on someone their own age.
 * : A werewolf murders the old man. It doesn't last. A kid comes up with the bright idea of bringing a gun and armor next time.
 * : A boy doesn't get to murder the old man like he wanted, so he helps him instead.
 * : A ninja tries to get rid of the old man for good. This backfires. Interior decorating is involved.
 * : An immortal pretty boy kidnaps a knight's girlfriend and makes him run around his castle looking for her, for fun. The knight is not amused.
 * : 3 years after one of the old man's deaths, one of his ex-underlings goes after another of his ex-underlings. There's also a lady who looks suspiciously like the first underling's late girlfriend and a chap with odd fashion sense.
 * Or: Original characters are levered into a foundational game in a series' mythos so they can punk and/or show up a classic hero with their super-special powers. The good one raises monsters of varying cuteness and never bothers flashing back to the dead girlfriend who is his entire motivation, and the bad one is a crazy evil gay whose sister has more good sense than the rest of the cast combined. And the old man dies again.
 * : Former mass murderer goes on a killing spree to keep himself from relapsing.
 * : He hunts down his fanclub. Two of them end up killing themselves first, and the third runs away like a little girl.
 * : An old man and his companions murder a strapping young lad in his own home. Wait, what? Now I'm confused.
 * : Two friends step in to resolve a property dispute and a custody battle. None of the property owners or legal guardians survive.
 * Along the way, this young man and young woman figure out how to operate a whip.
 * : A scantily-clad woman forgets her purpose and sets out on a quest to not kill herself. Two old men die as a result.
 * : The old man's son hunts down the guy who ran off with his father's servants. Aliens are involved.
 * : Everyone beats each other up in an effort to save the old man's life.
 * : Everyone gets sucked into a book to kill stuff.
 * : A man searches for a way to resurrect his dead wife. This story is completely unrelated to the previous ones.
 * : An everyman cheats on his girlfriend. Puzzles ensues.
 * Or: Get drunk and push blocks.
 * : Girl with wings talks to disembodied cat heads who speak broken English.
 * : Amnesiac soldier steals a sleeping old man's gun and blasts his way through a cave in the sky. His only friends are bunnies.
 * Or: Amnesiac soldier carries dogs and his girlfriend on his back. He saves the world by abandoning a mortally wounded old man, then euthanizing an even older man.
 * Or: Ten years ago, there was a war over a hat. This is the aftermath.
 * : Space platypi save their species from extinction with the help of molecular biology and an extremely bored robot.
 * : You kill centipedes.
 * : You kill millipedes, which are apparently longer and differently colored.
 * : An anime fan daydreams a lot.
 * : A Horde of Alien Locusts destroy a planet..
 * : A sentient android who is also a Heroic Mime discovers alien life, travels through time, and saves the world from evil robot spiders. Does that sound a bit too normal for Better Than It Sounds? Highlight that spoiler tag.
 * : A mercenary pilots a Walking Tank across three fictional countries. Everyone he meets expresses their hope that war doesn't erupt. War erupts anyway.
 * : A teenage boy goes to a fair. Apocalypse ensues.
 * : A teenage boy is made to fight a cat and the local gods in between two timelines in order to free a girl from an alien parasite monster. Beating the final boss triggers the bad ending.
 * : You place arrows on a flat surface, causing numbers to go up and down.
 * : Kiss everybody in town!
 * : A Gentleman Thief, a construction inspector and a fake psychiatrist fight against an insane murderer, a deranged cult and a Lovecraft reject, two centuries apart from one another.
 * Alternately: An adventure game series with a stealth platformer spin-off.
 * : The main character is the leader of a small band of primitive nomads. He is told that he must either conquer the world or take his people to another. He is given a very long lifespan in order to do so.
 * : Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.
 * : Start your new life in a tropical island nation.
 * : Circus freaks mutated by a meteor from space beat the crap out of each other.
 * : Shameless ripoff character misses a date with his girlfriend.
 * : Girl runs away from a midget who wields a pair of hedge-trimmers.
 * : A young man wins a free taxi pass, and proceeds to pursue a life of crime.
 * : An agent is sent to destroy a South American drug cartel...by the guy who runs it.
 * : Boy genius fights aliens who intend to destroy the world. He uses stuff he made out of crap in his dad's garage and his mom's fridge. A classmate was behind it the whole time.
 * : Boy genius refuses to eat his dinner and is transported to a land of evil talking vegetables. He fights them with flowers.
 * : Boy genius fights meaner aliens who intend to destroy the galaxy. He uses stuff he made out of crap in his dad's garage and his mom's fridge. A classmate was behind it the whole time.
 * : Boy genius fights meaner aliens who intend to eat his babysitter. He uses stuff he made out of crap in his dad's garage and his mom's fridge. A classmate was behind it the whole time.
 * : A WWII game...if that doesn't worry you already, you're too idealistic.
 * Alternately: Get pinned down by MG fire, then blown to pieces by mortars.
 * : You prepare various exotic dishes for your diminutive starry-eyed mother.
 * : Same as the above but her friends come to visit and demand good preparation in one go.
 * : Remember: Cyborgs ain't ladies.
 * : A starving artist breaks the fourth wall.
 * : The UN takes issue with a bald man who likes rocks.
 * The bald guy's cult and the UN - led by Darth Vader and that guy from Aliens - fight over an alien floppy disc.
 * The bald guy's computer goes crazy as hell when the UN tries to use it to read the alien floppy disk.
 * : The bald guy's cult kicks the UN in the crotch so Lando Calrissian will shoot him with their space lasers. Alien crack addicts show up and are angry at the kids on their lawn.
 * : The bald guy and an artificial intelligence plot more Xanatos Gambits than you can shake a stick at. The chick from Species throws a wrench in the works.
 * : The United States fights the War on Terror with space lasers. China butts in on the action.
 * : Einstein causes World War II by trying to prevent it. Soviets show up with Tesla Coils, Americans - with teleporter.
 * : World War III. Soviet Russia invades America with blimps, tank-eating spiderbots, psychics, and giant squid. America fights back with dolphins, teleporting time commandos, and weather control machines.
 * Crazy psychic tries to take over the world. America and/or Soviet Russia create a time paradox to stop this.
 * World War III is temporal-retconned by Tim Curry and Peter Stormare into being fought with shrink/Freeze Ray-equipped helicopters and parachuting armored bears. Japan joins the fun with Transforming Mecha and scary psychic school girls.
 * : A muscley man must stop a creepy lady and a bald guy from creating a race of super muscley men.
 * Although he's chasing a serial killer AND on the run from a Crime He Didn't Commit, a Federal Agent spends most of his time beating homeless people to death with a lead pipe.
 * : A Federal Agent turned hobo fights against the ancient conspiracy whose sonic devices cause crime and paranoia among men. Now Special Forces on top of the homeless face his lead pipe wrath.
 * : Lost squirrel tries to get home.
 * Or: A sociopathic rodent with an accent that likes to change regularly tries to find his way home after getting drunk and ends up becoming king.
 * : A boy battles a band for Green Rocks before turning his sights on you.
 * : Two supermuscled (but fragile) soldiers, equipped with nothing but a wimpy rifle and a pair of pants, shoot up alien baddies from an army base to the insides of some giant red alien.
 * : One of the soldiers is framed for global mass murder in an effort to cover up another soldier's death. Once the first soldier finds out, he decides to kill the other soldier again. By entering his body.
 * : Make a base, then defend it against hordes of idiots with heavy weaponry and the ability to headbutt through solid steel.
 * : A naked green alien kid with chicken pox and plungers for hands wants to go to Disney World for his birthday. His ship crashes on a forbidden planet and, before he can find his missing parents, he gets eaten by a giant monster.
 * : Candy-stealing goblins and trolls are no match for a kid in his/her cardboard robot suit.
 * : Counter-terrorists attempt to thwart terrorists. That's about it.
 * : Counter-terrorists attempt to thwart terrorists with physics and bloom effects.
 * : An anthropomorphic marsupial exacts revenge on the balding scientist who granted him sentience.
 * : The same marsupial collects purple crystals for said scientist as a ruse to collect gems to destroy his space station.
 * : A giant mask escapes from a mountain to collect crystals through time with the help of a man holding a giant tuning fork.
 * : An alien challenges eight of Earth's defenders, including a cat from Ancient China and a polar bear to a race with go-karts with the fate of the world at stake. Racing is serious business!
 * : The world's worst drivers are hired as chauffeurs.
 * : Breed a bunch of complex aliens.
 * : You have to break out of a suicidal man's bedroom. How you got in there is never addressed.
 * : To escape the apartment, you have to appease the guy's ghost. Fortunately, his life was so dull that this is easy to do.
 * : A group of cliche anime characters are deemed unable to adapt to society. Then they're forced to repeat the same things over again unless the pervert intervenes.
 * : The pervert gets hit with a bike. Hilarity Ensues.
 * : A gun-wielding delinquent and his mellow childhood friend team up with characters from other Atelier parallel universes to find their way back to their respective home worlds.
 * : After he and two co-workers are terminated, a corporation's star employee sets about getting payback.
 * : A mute conquers the moon in about a week.
 * : Family deals with inheritance, marriage and trips to foreign parts.
 * Alternately: Many bad things happen to your kingdom. Then your 2-year old son inherits everything.
 * : Bright up-and-coming RPG hero is proven guilty of mass murder.
 * : A special forces soldier in a futuristic catsuit battles the Red Menace and robotic squids that spew ice.
 * : A six-legged Space Cow in a flying saucer vacuums up some crystals, then moans erotically. In the sequel, she alternates crystal collecting with destroying fine art and doing four-piece jigsaw puzzles.
 * : Blocks eat and mate with other blocks. Nobody Poops is averted.
 * : You are a villain trying to keep your stuff out of the heroes' hands.
 * : Children are encouraged to compete with each other using action figures modified to fight in warfare.
 * : A monster wants candy.
 * : A woman has two hours to kill her father before her pocketwatch eats her.
 * : Alien if it starred the woman.
 * : The Thing if it starred the woman. But it almost starred her son.
 * : You stomp in time to music and receive very corny compliments if you do well.
 * : The Love Interest has been kidnapped by Satan! Are you a bad enough Renaissance poet to rescue the Love Interest?
 * : Mechanical marine life is attacking a planet.
 * : An ancient evil is let out of its jar and is ending the world, and the only people who can stop it are a race of  who live on the moon. A boy and his cat set out to find them, rearranging cities into more convenient configurations for the residents as they go.
 * : Another ancient evil in the form of a cute fluffy bunny is tampering with the past to destroy the future, so a mama's boy whose never left his home town before and a princess from the future who both possess magic stones have to stop him.
 * : Some guy is responsible for letting Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star. This guy also did a lot of other stuff you've never even heard of, most of which involved shooting tons of stupid people.
 * : The guy in question, surprise surprise, turns out to be a Jedi, and has to kill the seven Dark Jedi that killed his father. Stop me if this sounds familiar.
 * The guy gets himself in serious trouble, and Luke Skywalker's future wife has to bail him out. She brings her friend back from The Dark Side by not fighting him. How original.
 * : The guy decides he wants to be a Jedi again, because hey, what better way to get revenge for  than The Force? I wonder how that works out for him.
 * : The guy's apprentices squabble and go hunting for people worshipping a dead guy. In months they become more badass than he ever was.
 * : You throw a lethal piece of your body at your enemies. Like a boomerang.
 * : A swordsman, framed for a crime he didn't commit, must battle waves of enemies and solve environmental puzzles to clear his name.
 * : Public domain monster movie characters battle each other, a perpetually-burning alien, and a demon who attacks by cutting himself.
 * : A computer scientist's games console is a huge flop, so he networks them all together to make a virtual world. When it gets a virus, you lead the inhabitants in war. They die in droves, but you collect their souls to resurrect them.
 * : A ball of paint must recolour an entire city in order to save it from a dictatorship and their army of ink blots and giant pens.
 * Better yet: The object of the game is pretty much just to touch everything.
 * : Two brothers bicker over a hidden treasure. Instead of playing as either of them, you follow the everyday lives of a tarantula and a scorpion living in an American desert.
 * : Weirdo who talks to an imaginary friend and sees things in his coffee goes to visit a town in the country. It was released with outdated graphics, was known for less-than-mediocre combat and other gameplay elements and many things in this game are unintentionally funny.
 * : Bouncy females (and some guys, too) fight to stop a corporation from creating a Super Soldier.
 * : The girls go to an island, play games and give each other gifts.
 * : Journalist who likes to boast that he's covered wars gets locked in a shopping mall for 72 hours, and passes the time by killing angry people with nearly anything he can pick up and thwarting a government conspiracy.
 * Alternatively, wasps sting people and make them very hungry.
 * Or: A journalist spends 72 hours killing zombies with various items while wearing a dress. Rumor has it the game actually has a plot.
 * : A gameshow contestant takes the fall for a criminal, and works out his frustration by killing everyone around him and gambling to buy shots for his underage daughter.
 * : A repairman is attacked when he comes to fix the interstellar phone.
 * : A schizophrenic space janitor tries to cleanse himself and others around him of the next evolutionary step of thetans, using improvised means.
 * : In one of the greatest Sin City stories Frank Miller never wrote, a loose cannon ex-cop and his dog look for the murderer of the ex-cop's father. Brings down international crime ring.
 * : Teenagers use artillery to stop the wrongdoings of a friend's abusive father.
 * : Lantern-jawed Idiot Hero fights evil in his underwear.
 * : An anthropomorphic liquid creature fights bureaucracy by painting buildings.
 * : A wrestling game. With rappers.
 * : You play your part in conducting an unhurried nuclear holocaust depicted in simple wireframe graphics. Try to lose least. Would you like to play a game?
 * : In an effort to recover a stolen artifact, you conquer England. And then it's revealed that a thief took it.
 * : You wake up in a bathroom and can't remember what happened last night.
 * : A man who's just had a successful session of psychotherapy has to find his own way out of a hospital because the staff are busy dealing with some newfangled-type disease.
 * : You die, and then the game becomes harder.
 * : You and your BFS join forces with Rie Kugimiya on fire, an emotionless girl, a travelling girl, a nun girl, an otaku girl, a psychotic angel girl, Rie Kugimiya beating up a non-delinquent, and a ghost girl to save Japanese literature.
 * : It's up to a kludged robot who Casts From Hit Points to save the Oncoming Storm.
 * : A little green gray man and Invader Zim Zim steal people's brains and generally cause trouble in The Fifties. The government tries to hush it up in increasingly desperate ways.
 * : A little green gray man who happens to be the president of the United states and Invader Zim Zim, who happens to be dead, fight Dirty Communists and Crab People in The Sixties.
 * : A little green gray man, who is no longer president, and Invader Zim Zim, who is still dead, become the Unwitting Pawns to an exile's plan to depose thier rotting alien emperor in The Seventies.
 * : A man wears sunglasses at night, so he can fight crime. Then the government. Then conspiracy nuts.
 * : The man from the previous entry goes insane and moves to Antarctica until his son (or daughter) snaps him out of it. There are four endings, and all of them are bad. Your Mileage May Vary on this sequel.
 * : Before the other two games, a disabled man wearing sunglasses never asked for this game.
 * : Son of a demon kicks Satan's ass with style and confesses a desire to fill a soul WITH LIGHT.
 * : Son of a demon kicks more ass. Strange girl who can't act and may or may not have an accent shows up. A Corrupt Corporate Executive is involved. None of it makes any sense.
 * : Guy who eats pizza in slo-mo gets his shop ruined and goes after his Evil Twin who did it, climbing a "thick shaft that causes women to shudder" in the process. They are forced to team up against a bald guy with Mismatched Eyes who turns into a blob through their father's power. The Evil Twin falls off a cliff.
 * : Pope-lookalike gets headshot and his underlings must find the murderer. Only it turns out that the murderer might have had good reason for doing so...
 * : Defeat the Sealed Evil in A Can so you can jam a sharp glass shard into your face.
 * : Defeat the hero from the last game, who became the Sealed Evil in A Can by jamming the sharp glass shard into his face. This involves travelling all around the world and killing loads of stuff.
 * : Defeat the Sealed Evil in A Can's brother who you totally forgot about at the end of the last game.
 * : Continue playing in the world of the last two games. The hero from the first game and all the interesting bosses are still dead.
 * : A tall punk, a peanut-lover, some guy in overalls, a goggle-lovin' Texan, a bird-lovin' Redneck, a drunken king, some guy with a shell, a Sailor Moon fanatic, a kid who inherited Hawaii, an over-sized Indian, and a sentient clock defend the world from a 50-foot tall alien and his brainwashed slaves...by RACING THEM! Lots and lots of balloons are required too.
 * : 14 years later, Hawaii is still being hollowed-out, the bird-lovin' Redneck and drunken king now work at Microsoft, the peanut-lover's fanservice-sisters take their places, said peanut-lover's island also becomes a racetrack, and all get to play with clouds and toys. Otherwise, it's still all about RACING and balloons.
 * : Serve as a psychotherapist to stuffed toys.
 * Alternatively: A paranoid wanderer, a mute autistic, a hot-tempered schizophrenic, an easily-distracted Adult Child, a schedule-oriented pseudo-athlete and a psychologist are all in one room. You have to take each one and alternate between going into their dreams and watching them interact with objects for ten minutes.
 * : A fragile guy with an air pump digs tunnels and blows up local wildlife.
 * : The guy can also destroy islands.
 * : Not being able to log out out from an MMORPG turns people into pigs.
 * : A girl who believes dyeing her hair bright red to be proper spy attire acts incredibly bored around living proof of Time Travel, when she's not killing it.
 * : The girl gets into a bunch of arguments with an unrelated man until he learns that he's fathered a child.
 * : Forget what you read about the first two; also, Freddy Krueger has successfully cross-bred with dinosaurs.
 * : Run away from impending doom, all while consuming smaller creatures on the food chain, stealing eggs and being a dick to everything you come across.
 * : Hell-as-designed-by-Tim-Burton isn't so bad, but "quirky" does not even begin to describe the folks who live there. A series wherein the cast of characters tends to be as Genre Savvy and Medium Awareness as the player.
 * : Demon prince oversleeps, must reclaim kingdom with dead criminals.
 * : Level 1 protagonist tries to fight final boss. He fails.
 * Alternatively, A human trying to summon a demonic overlord summons his daughter instead; Hilarity Ensues and at least two plot twists happen as they try to find the overlord himself.
 * : Nerdy but dangerous White Haired Pretty Boy wishes to become protagonist in order to win the game. Alternatively, demon wishes to open his heart so he can turn to evil; chainsaws are considered but ultimately rejected as impractical.
 * : A Friendly Neighborhood Vampire who is obsessed with fish would rather kill the ruler of the humans than drink one drop of human blood.
 * : Dead criminals search for food with the help of a scarf.
 * : Dead criminals search for underwear with the help of a scarf.
 * : A sentient egg saves his friends from the big bad by carrying random objects from one side of the land to another.
 * : A nameless pilot with a Big F'ing Laser slaughters his own troops. Then he fights a bee.
 * Alternately: Kill thousands of innocent soldiers in a "training exercise". Then do it again, only harder.
 * : A lunar toy fight.
 * : Miserly king offers his daughter's hand in marriage to backstabbers, looters and kill-stealers.
 * : You must save the world from witches by feeling up underage girls.
 * Or: God tells you to touch teenaged girls.
 * : A carpenter climbs an unfinished tower in pursuit of a giant beast who has kidnapped his lover. Background music loops once to four times per second.
 * : A young lad must rescue his father from a carpenter.
 * : A man must stop a giant animal from destroying his greenhouse, armed with nothing but a can of bug spray. He is never seen again.
 * : Apes go jump on banana-stealing crocodiles.
 * : The crocodiles kidnap the big ape, so his little buddy, along with his girlfriend, goes to rescue him.
 * : The big ape and his little buddy are missing, so the little buddy's girlfriend and her infant cousin go looking for them.
 * : The crocodiles prepare to blow up the gorillas' island and steal their bananas again to keep them distracted.
 * : Musical instruments steal the apes' bananas.
 * : Big monkeys play little drums along to popular music.
 * : You control a gorilla using bongos.
 * : A military-industrial conglomerate's experiments with teleportation go wrong and pave the way for an invasion by The Legions of Hell. They are soundly defeated by a berserker-packing MAN-AND-A-HALF lowly grunt.
 * : The Legions of Hell invade Earth. They are soundly defeated by a berserker-packing MAN-AND-A-HALF lowly grunt. And then he destroys Hell. Purely out of revenge for the death of his pet rabbit.
 * : The Legions of Hell refuse to learn their lesson. The lowly grunt kills their leader, again, and then moves in to Hell.
 * : In an Alternate Continuity, a Satanist takes advantage of said teleportation experiments to create a demonic navy for the purposes of world conquest. The same berserker-packing MAN-AND-A-HALF lowly grunt stops it.
 * : A military-industrial conglomerate's experiments with teleportation go wrong and pave the way for an invasion by The Legions of Hell. They are soundly defeated by a berserker-packing MAN-AND-A-HALF lowly grunt. Only this time, there's less graphics.
 * : Player Killing in an MMORPG is Serious Business.
 * : Two brothers must rescue a damsel from the bad guys so that they can properly kung-fu fight each other for the right to date her.
 * : Knights quest to defeat a lot of random baddies to collect alphabet tiles, presumably to play Scrabble with the biggest baddie. Also they zip around and make car noises and explode just as spectacularly
 * A hero's attempts to slay a dragon are delayed when everyone makes him/her solve their problems first.
 * A hero's attempts to govern his/her lands are impeded by a surprisingly civilized Mad Scientist and a madwoman with way too many nipples.
 * After the hero bites the big one his/her friend/boyfriend (respectively) has to be the new hero. He fails... HARD.
 * The hero works with two brothers to find out how to make magical piles of rocks and scrap metal.
 * Two years after your girlfriend runs off with your future child she returns. Decide if you want to stab her or not.
 * A young french thief's idol doesn't turn out to be everything she is cracked up to be.
 * : An Unreliable Narrator pisses off an inquisitor during his interrogation.
 * : A random soldier searches for Ancestral Weaponry in order to fight a wizard who ran off with the king's daughter. Against his will.
 * : Three random royal cousins run around gaining EXP and Phat Lewt in order to fight an exceptionally bored evil wizard.
 * : Son of a hero sallies forth to kill the evil villain. He kills the wrong guy.
 * : Same as above, but instead of correcting his mistake, he decides to spend several years coin-collecting for the amusement of a bored deity he will probably never meet.
 * : Random henchmen all have various quests that are immediately forgotten once the hero decides to stop hiding in a basement.
 * : Random guy runs around having adventures and gets married. He would kill the villain, but he can't -- he's not the hero, his son is.
 * : The hero dies in the opening. His (not so) Evil Twin from an alternate reality takes up the quest.
 * : Random fisherman's son discovers the entire world has been turned into Sealed Good In a Can. Then he opens one too many cans.
 * : Random troll and his daughter, the horse, chase after an evil clown with a magic stick.
 * : Random angel tries to get back into Heaven by collecting glowing fruit.
 * : A furby kidnaps a young boy to make him fight in glorified dog fights to find his sister, who was kidnapped by an evil furby.
 * : Two bored kids cause their island to start sinking, so they grab their father's monstrous monster-farm farm hand and go participate in glorified dog fights to find a cork.
 * : Creepy old man teleports spoiled rich kid to an oddly familiar alternate universe to be a bureaucrat.
 * : Random punk is forced to enter a glorified dog fight because his dad wants him to, only to gain a random animal buddy and discover that dog fights are Serious Business.
 * : A village of the weakest monster type in the game is attacked by platypi. The one escapee sets out to get revenge. With a tomb.
 * : Son of a legendary swordsman performs amazing feats for a queen who doesn't want to talk to anyone.
 * : A heartless hero must go on a quest to slay a dragon. It is accomplished by climbing and killing monsters. They are also helped by online avatars of sidekicks by other heartless heroes.
 * : You follow flashes of light in order to watch an animated fantasy movie. Press the button at exactly the right moment or you can't watch the next bit.
 * : Largely the same thing as above, but this time it's an animated science fiction movie.
 * : A mute soldier and his dragon go on a Nightmare Fueled quest to exact revenge upon a vicious Empire with the "aid" of several cursed people.
 * : Save the world from encroaching darkness by making it your personal sketchbook.
 * : Fetch quests, and the villain can't remember what her husband looked like.
 * : God hides his true motive from himself, and fans wish they'd never asked about the Ensemble Darkhorses' origins.
 * Alternately, The villain darns color just for there to be a world for him to rule. The ending proves a lot of people do not understand magic dreams.
 * : A little girl in a tank spends her time stealing rocks.
 * : A blue-collar repairman can cure any disease, but only if he administers the medications in exactly the right order.
 * : Fat guy steals his pills.
 * : A crew of pirates search for a specific treasure chest.
 * : You are a weekend warrior. Your dog indulges in schadenfreude.
 * : Man in a pink vest goes after aspiring world conqueror for interrupting his favorite talk show.
 * : The same pink-shirted man is kidnapped while on his favorite talk show by aliens who want to use his brain to formulate a plan to conquer the world. He escapes using a bomb in his molar.
 * : The man takes a level in badass between games and shoots aliens and corrupt police officers in a quest to save the women of the world.
 * : The man, after said quest, finds out that a Mad Scientist is giving a strange substance to creatures in order to turn them into monstruosities. Asskicking ensues.
 * : The man spends over a decade searching for an alien toilet to park his bricks. He finally found one. In unrelated news, porcine lifeforms are now airborne.
 * Alternatively: Fans have waited fourteen fuckin' years to see the Man live out their Twin Threesome Fantasy and blow up the Hoover Dam.
 * : Being evil means maintaining an underground dungeon and defending it from daring heroes or other evil people with their own dungeon.
 * : To bring prosperity back to a dying town, an intrepid warrior must provide shelter for new inhabitants...and kill them in droves.
 * : A lover's quarrel leads a man to take his frustration out on random warriors totally unrelated to the conflict.
 * : Some shmuck with Big Ol Eyebrows tries to keep an old man from escaping from prison. He (or she) gets repeatedly killed by burrowing penguins in the process.
 * , you have tools for sweeping dust. You need to clean the floors, walls, ceilings and other objects.
 * : A game with way outdated graphics for its time, yet with absurdly high system requirements. It has been released way before it's fully developed and can crash without warning. Gameplay has absurd physics, AI is stupid, and is virtually actually Unwinnable.
 * Micromanage a collection of absent-minded, depressed, alcoholic midgets with beards into building an underground house in the middle of a hostile wilderness. The official motto of the game is "Losing is fun!"
 * A fantasy world generator/simulator pairing worryingly accurate down-to-the-atom realistic game mechanics with outdated, 3-decades-ago, unrealistic ASCII graphics.
 * : A bunch of midgets that often refuse to listen to you build a fortress. The fortress will crumble. Then, build some more fortress. Repeat.
 * : You're a person in a giant world. There's no story, no direction whatsoever and you get brutally murdered by everything.
 * : A puppet saves the world by headbutting everyone and everything he comes across.
 * : The same story retold in slightly different ways six times.
 * : Four kids face such horrific monsters as moving traffic signs, violent hippies, animate cups of coffee, and living fire hydrants in order to stop a time-traveling facelike entity.
 * : Three kids defeat the aforementioned time-traveling facelike entity ten years earlier (when he still had a body and wasn't a facelike entity) -- by singing to him.
 * : An emotionally broken boy and his dog try to stop a fat old man who uses television and lightning to control an island, with the help of weird people (and their pets).
 * Or, as put on the series's fansite's forums: Transvestites defend the world by giving a giant dragon acupuncture.
 * : Every '50s monster movie happens at once. Only you can save mankind.
 * : A space suit falls onto an ordinary earthworm, who then saves a space princess from a giant queen termite...then a cow falls on the princess.
 * : The greatest video game hero you've never heard of tries to make his big comeback.
 * : Magic dolphin travels through time to heal an ancient being by going to the past and smacking it in the balls. eh also fights aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.
 * : Magic dolphin follows flying magic dolphin to a time that doesn't exist yet to get orders from slain ancient being to reconstruct it in the present from body parts that have been scattered to a different time that doesn't exist yet. Then a dolphin army fights aliens. And you vanish. Maybe.
 * : Magic dolphin takes time off from time travel and xenocide to play educational games with small children.
 * : Aliens break time, magic dolphin makes it worse a few times before getting it right.
 * : Save the world from pollution...by blowing stuff up, with help from Dr. Wily.
 * : The Moon hates the Earth, so a plane from the moon is sent down to wreak havoc on Earth. The plane fights a griffin, a dragon, a shrimp, a spider, a wall lizard, an amphibian, a thunderbird, a mad monkey, a vulture, a black ghost, and a couple of Humongous Mecha.
 * : The monarchy solves problems cheaply by sending amnesiac convicts to tackle them.
 * : A convict must reconstruct a dismantled stick that the Emperor's advisor spitefully broke.
 * : With no convicts on hand, the monarchy sends a rare non-convict to perform an exorcism and inspect the mail system.
 * : Another convict must fend off a clingy former drinking buddy with a serious sleep disorder over who gets to keep a dead guy's heart.
 * : That same convict reunites with his former girlfriend, and they have a disagreement.
 * : The convict is then invited to a hunting trip, and ends up getting into fights with all the other hunters.
 * : Another convict delivers a necklace, then travels around the world closing doors whenever they find them.
 * : That same convict takes a job guarding a church and beats up a very old man recently returned from retirement.
 * : That same convict goes into politics and eventually goes crazy.
 * : A border runner learns to read and speak a new language, one word at a time, and then solves the world's problems by yelling at them.
 * : A school student uses his skills to clear unwanted critters from his training grounds.
 * : A pirate looks for a lost sibling, damaging the growing hegemony in the process.
 * : A bitter young child neglected by his parents releases his anger by shooting ridiculously cute Pokemon-like creatures. This is rated E.
 * : Microscopic underwater creatures...make music.
 * : Shoot aliens. Save Earth. One of those games that almost nobody knows.
 * : Men in Black solve everyone's problems through spontaneous song and dance numbers.
 * : Your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a dog. On your way to save her, you are assisted by a janitor, a priest and Dr. Frankenstein.
 * : Terrorists cause World War III. You can optionally use your voice to win it.
 * : Your employer doesn't care how much time you waste; just so long as you eventually touch as many fish as possible, you're on their payroll.
 * : A purple goat tries to escape from the dungeon with an orange rat while rescuing sheep.
 * : People from various parts of time are wrongfully murdered and must fight in a tournament held by a fluorescent purple deity for one of them to regain their lives.
 * : An evil fluorescent blue deity interferes and adds more competitors including wrongfully murdered animals and the Grim Reaper.
 * : Girl discovers a scary book in a big creepy mansion. Insanity ensues.
 * : The result of dumping characters from Key Visual Arts works into massive (fan-made) Character Derailment.
 * : Fredric Chopin's life flashes before his eyes as an anime-styled JRPG right before he dies.
 * : Explorers make maps of an underground forest.
 * : Explorers make maps of the interior of a giant tree.
 * : Explorers make maps of a basement beneath a giant tree and the ocean around it.
 * Try to keep inflation down for 400 years.
 * : The fanciest frontend to Microsoft Excel you'll ever see.
 * Alternately: Play as one of elite space ship captains, most of which spend maybe a couple hours in space every day.
 * Alternately: Hardcore Economics: The MMORPG
 * : Bored sleep-deprived people contemplate time travel, parallel dimensions and love. To understand what's really going on you have to beat the game at least five times.
 * : A cute, primitive Mario clone that requires you to change the look of the environment to progress.
 * : In his quest to meet a hot girl, a small fish learns to be a real boy.
 * : Build your own underground lair, populate it with booby traps, and interrogate enemy agents by sticking them in a mixing bowl.
 * Or, alternately, a James Bond villain's revenge fantasy.
 * : A band of adventurers venture into the city sewers to fight an unknown evil. They forget to bring a map with them, and get lost.
 * : The same band of adventurers visit the temple. They forget to bring a map with them, and get lost.
 * : A lone adventurer ventures into a castle to find a magic artifact. Unlike a certain band of adventurers, he brings a map with him, and doesn't get lost.
 * : A boy grows up in a colourful fantasy world, and embarks on a quest for revenge against a man in a party mask.
 * : A boy (or girl) and his dog grow up in a colourful fantasy world, and embark on a quest for revenge against a rich nobleman. He has the help of an inscrutable blind woman, a fat chick with a sledgehammer, a heavily-tattooed black guy, and a smug bisexual pirate.
 * : A boy (or girl) decides he can do a better job than his brother at politics, so he and his dog embark on a quest to start a revolution.
 * : Some time ago, a major European city was stolen by bats. Well, maybe not stolen. Now, Cthulhu's human (ish) cousins rub shoulders with devils, golems, and foreigners while the player character decides what to do with himself/herself/none-of-the-above.
 * : A youth is sent off to find replacement parts for the community's water purifier. The game starts with you walking out of a rat-infested cave with little idea of where to go or what to do.
 * : A youth goes looking for something to help the family farm. The game starts with you running through a cave for flimsy reasons.
 * : A youth goes looking for a missing parental unit. The game starts off with you shooting out of your mom's vagina into the waiting arms of Liam Neeson.
 * : Youth liberates a town's populace by becoming a baby-snatcher.
 * : Youth plays The Most Dangerous Video Game so a bunch of jerks can open a door.
 * : Youth is abducted by aliens who want to weaponize a children's toy.
 * : Youth is railroaded into blowing up a Base On Wheels.
 * : Youth is attacked by rednecks, drugged and lobotomized.
 * : A postal worker goes postal while looking for a missing package.
 * : The postal worker teams up with a schizophrenic, a mute, and a lounge singer to get into a basement.
 * : The postal worker goes hiking with the natives.
 * : The postal worker does science while a light switch, a robotic planter, and a scientist make sexual advances toward said worker.
 * : The postal worker has a homecoming party with another coworker.
 * : A youth joins a techno-religious organization and looks for an ancient bomb shelter. The game starts with you immediately shoved into a mission with two useless teamates who keep shooting you in the back.
 * : A youth joins a techno-religious organization and is sent to Texas to find some lost soldiers. After fighting a Stripperiffic woman and a 10-foot-tall ghoul priest, you confront a super mutant who turns into a giant biomass, who you proceed to nuke.
 * : A man embarks on elaborate quests to wake up a penguin, get revenge on a rabbit for stealing his ice-cream, and save his sister from a band of pirates who want her as captain instead of their current wussy one. All of the above (except the sister) are better drawn than him.
 * : Ex-Special Forces fellow needs to save reporter from mercenaries and mutants on a tropical island.
 * : A mad scientist and his triggery-happy mercenaries blow up a man's boat. The man gets a mean right hook.
 * : Some other guy attempts to kick African warlord ass despite a malaria infection.
 * :: You own a run down farm in Europe on some unnamed island and you need to modernize it, make it produce money, and work hard for it to work for you.
 * : A teenaged girl screams at rope and takes pictures of dead people.
 * : Twin lolis take pictures of dead people who make grabby hands at them.
 * : A depressed photographer, alongside the depressed protagonist of the first game and a not-quite-as-depressed-as-everyone-else nonfiction writer wander around a dream manor and take pictures of dead people.
 * : A teenaged girl goes to an abandoned sanatorium to try and remember things, and ends up taking pictures of dead people. Two other teenaged girls go there too, and one of them takes pictures of dead people like the other girl. There is also a detective, and he shines a flashlight at dead people.
 * : Three men enter a city-wide fighting tournament. The last opponent is the sponsor. He can whup their asses.
 * : The sponsor's half-brother foots the bill for the next tournament. Everyone plays the Updated Rerelease instead.
 * : The sponsor of the first tournament steals a book from twins who have a psychopath on their payroll. Bad move.
 * : Several martial artists band together to break into corporate property and kill the CEO.
 * : A young man has issues with his maternal uncle.
 * : A teenage girl has a nightmare and tries to get herself killed by acting too dumb to live. Also, there are vampires and werewolves involved. Wait, that sounds kind of familiar.
 * : A bunch of dead guys fight over a cup.
 * : An Ordinary High School Student falls in love with King Arthur and learns about mythology.
 * : Superhero from the future attempts to kill self, thwarted by self. Ancient king learns the value of fake weaponry.
 * : Nice girl goes insane and eats a town despite Medusa's best efforts. Ordinary High School Student decides that ethics suck and beats up a priest.
 * : Two teams of Super Deformed fantasy heroes test the old adage "fat people are harder to kidnap".
 * : Mom tells her son to go eat people she doesn't like. Her other son gets in the way, and she tries to make them get along.
 *  : A Delta Force operative becomes the object of affection for a ghost. She does not take 'no' for an answer.
 * : The bickering sons, one of whom is dead, work together to kill their mother and kidnap their sister. The fate of the world is at stake.
 * : Fish (and eventually, a mammal) eat their way to the top of the food chain.
 * : Fish save the sea from a strange fish, by eating each other.
 * : Engage in bizarre, death-defying, or just plain stupid activities to try to impress a girl, with the help of performance artists in silly costumes. Also, there are villains, though their motives are unknown.
 * : Prequel to the above game, with similar storyline, though there are now other guys who are also in love with the girl that you're in love with, and the villain is female. At the end, you become the leader and founder of the eponymous troupe, and the other guys make up the rest of the troupe.
 * : A game with no story features characters from many different games including a giant fighting bean, a bomb-throwing duck named Bean, and a standing, fighting car.
 * : Series of stories whose only common factors are a species of overgrown yellow birds, white teddy bears with wings, flying boats, and a bunch of guys with the same name...oh, and crystals. Lots of crystals.
 * : A group of fated warriors solve global warming through violence. Crystal balls figure heavily.
 * : Three friends join La Résistance and indulge in self-mutilation to become stronger. You spend half the game trying to check out a banned library book.
 * : World's greatest magician forgets to do a background check on his apprentices.
 * : Man is betrayed by his best friend. Twice. They're still friends at the end of the game. In addition, the man eventually has to help his brother defeat an evil guy who lives in a fortress on the moon.
 * : The people from the above game team up with their kids to stop a guy that also has a fortress on the moon and wields an army of little girls.
 * : Group of strangers become the protectors of the Cosmic Keystones. They are incredibly bad at their job. Also, their arch enemy is a tree.
 * : An amnesiac rebels against her former employers, one of whom is a clown.
 * Quoted directly from Zero Punctuation: "There's a guy trying to destroy the world because he's a dick."
 * : A celebrity stalker is lied to by his girlfriend, while a momma's boy has a temper tantrum. Side plots include racing birds, stealing motorcycles, the militant arm of Green Peace, and everyone feels bad because the Cutie gets cut by a Ginsu knife.
 * : A charming young soldier meets some interesting people, then gets killed by his employer.
 * Or...Gackt recites bad poetry while all hell breaks loose.
 * : Undead gunman fights color-coded bad guys and angsts over his ex-girlfriend.
 * : A group of well-dressed youngsters beat up environmentalists.
 * : Teenage mercenaries use the Power of Friendship to fight time-traveling sorceresses.
 * : Thieves kidnap a young princess as part of a political coup. They're the good guys.
 * : A pro underwater ballplayer's hometown is blown up by a giant Space Whale. One thousand years later, he goes on a quest to beat up his father.
 * : A young woman searches for her lost love by playing dress-up.
 * : One person (But not really) does odd jobs for the nations of the world, which range from checking on miners to stopping an Evil Overlord born out of racism...and said miners.
 * : Same person (But again, not really) teams up with Ninja/Samurai-Pirates and a big, angry non-human Scary Black Man to stop two rich and old pretty boys from trying to go to Heaven, which could mean The End of the World As We Know It.
 * : Again, same person (And again, not really) snoops around some broken glass and begins having to fight everyone and their uncle to stop The End of the World As We Know It (Yes, again) while a Tsundere Sue acts like she owns the show, although she helps you fight the Big Bad at the end along with a birdman (Who is certainly not a lawyer). Also, the resident Cosmic Horror resembles fart gas.
 * : Person from all the others (Still not really) goes to a eastern empire and gets forced to take orders from a bipolar talking cat. Ends up in a plot with The Grim Reaper and a Humongous Mecha. This person seems to have lost some IQ points during the trip over.
 * : The person gets in adventure for the fifth time (And for the fifth time, not really solo), this time by getting eaten and spit out by giant mouths into a war, and has adventures with a showgirl and another cat.
 * : A callow orphan joins a princess leading a resistance against an evil empire. Along the way, he's mentored by a wise older knight. They're joined by a rougish pilot/pirate, his tall, furry partner, a half-pint with delusions of grandeur, a suave black dude, and a stuffy British person. A guy in black armor gets in the way a lot. There's twins and daddy issues too. It's totally not based on Star Wars. Really.
 * : The cast of Star Wars finds a Floating Continent, and liberates angels from God. Meanwhile, a woman tries to kill eveyone, whilst mourning her lost lover.
 * : Six people get matching tattoos and spend the game trying to figure out why before the tattoos turn them into crystals or Silent Hill residents.
 * : A mysterious young man and his plucky female companion travel through time, fighting monsters and solving world-ending problems along the way. ...Wait.
 * : A dark and brooding Lonely Rich Kid struggles valiantly to escape from Development Hell with the help of a Woman in White and a sword with a weedwhacker engine welded onto it.
 * : An average semester at the local Wizarding School ends in genocide.
 * : One person (But not really) does odd jobs for the nations of the world, then receives a personal apology from God.
 * : Brave heroes join up to hunt down the source of the world's air pollution. They argue over who gets stuck with a bucket.
 * : A prepubescent royal bureaucrat sends the children of his country's poor off to die in dungeons while he stays at home and consoles their families.
 * : Daughter of the above game's Big Bad defends her floating tower from the prepubescent royal bureaucrat's Chosen Ones.
 * : Amongst a Gambit Pileup, a guy tries to save his sister from Jesus.
 * : You and your little brother and friends get sucked into an idealized alternate world, and you don't think staying is healthy. Gamers go to war over whether this is right.
 * : You need to complete your schoolwork.
 * : An Evil Overlord makes up a prophecy fortelling his defeat as a joke. It backfires.
 * : God plays a prank on you. You seek revenge through steroid use and cannibalism.
 * : Four friends go treasure hunting for Green Rocks.
 * : A guy, his girlfriend and two mutes travel through time and space to fix the local plumbing problem.
 * : A boy meets a young woman standing over a dead body in the woods and goes to great lengths to protect her from the local authorities.
 * : An oversized chicken almost destroys the world by warping itself into peoples' brains and restoring their horrible memories.
 * : An ethereal girl tells a handful of adventurers from different worlds to collect stones so that they can beat up a giant four-armed demon.
 * : The ethereal girl and four-armed demon take turns absolutely trolling everyone via a Groundhog Day Loop.
 * : City mayor and his buddies beat up mobsters.
 * : Stories of incest and power plays where everyone only has one life.
 * : A blue-haired pants-less prince sets off to save the world from a evil priest who wants to resurrect a great dragon. Along the way, he'll meet a handful of princesses(only one of which he actually pursues), a shapeshifting dragon girl, and others who join up and kill the dragon.
 * : The same blue-haired pants-less prince loses his kingdom again when an ally performs a Face Heel Turn. He joins up with old friends to get back his kingdom. Also, the dragon from Before is involved and the blue-haired wonder becomes king of the world.
 * : A hero goes to rescue a captured princess and gets caught up in a plot that has his wife brainwashed and made to breed with her half brother to resurrect a dark god. Oh, and he gets killed as soon as he learns of this.
 * : Two girls are kidnapped by a traitorous Duke. This all leads to a 15 year old boy and a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits killing a religious leader.
 * : Red haired child Casanova needs to go stop a militant country from crushing the world, as well as its ruler, who made a souless dragon girl his bitch.
 * : The father of the hero of the prequel which is actually the sequel goes off on a journey to find his dad with the help of two musical dragons. Then he has to go stop a Gonk from destroying the world and sucking out everyone's soul in the universe.
 * : A guy's dad dies. This results in global war and nearly ends the world. Comes with the usual side order of dragons.
 * : A mercenary leads a war against the kingdom whose top general killed his father. He has the help of a race of people who can change into animals.
 * : A holy goddess decides to punish her creations for going to war too much by killing them all. The mercenary in the previous game teams up with a side character from the previous game, his girlfriend and the goddess's "Evil" counterpart to kill the holy goddess first.
 * : A Dynamic Duo of everyday heroes fight flamigerous demons in a world where thermodynamics have gone completely haywire and do as they please.
 * : A biplane burns everything to the ground.
 * : Two fish push objects. In one year after the game was published, only six people finished it.
 * : You race. Almost Everything breaks when you crash into them.
 * : You mainly just open flowers. You can't lose. The environment is your only enemy but cannot beat you anyway.
 * : Amnesiac Irish girl and occult magazine reporter attempt to solve a murder mystery connected to her past.
 * : Eat ice cream before it melts. If you fail, tons of food throws itself at you.
 * : Guy founds his master's future undoing. He performs many awesome feats on the way.
 * : The guy from the first game dies. His masters clone him back and try to make him evil. It doesn't work and he kills himself multiple times to attempt to get revenge on them.
 * : Two flying, shirtless guys armed with guns go on a quest to kill a deity.
 * : Lay waste to a copy of the Internet.
 * : A boy tries to find a girlfriend After the End.
 * : Space Is an Ocean that appears to be approximately the size of Rhode Island. You fight evil blue aliens determined to wipe out humanity, and a bunch of German stereotypes.
 * : Quasi-fascist human military state teams up with philosophy-spouting desert-dwelling aliens to drive off evil space bugs intent on killing anyone who is not an evil space bug and a doomsday cult with spaceships. AFGNCAAP pilot single-handedly leads the quasi-fascists to victory in his Space Fighter.
 * : The humans and aliens have merged into the United Nations IN SPACE! They fight evil space racists and then the evil space bugs show up and start killing people again. AFGNCAAP pilot amasses an enormous body count and the space bugs blow up a star and leave for no apparent reason.
 * : An amphibian tries to return to his home in the river. He can't swim.
 * : A Genius Bruiser Badass Biker wanders the desert and makes a Wrench Wench the president of a car company.
 * : Four people compete with each other in minigame competitions to dominate the universe. All to the tune of an ingratiating narrator.
 * : Aliens and monsters race in cars that have no wheels. These cars will explode if they hit the sides of the tracks. And you listen to butt-rock.