Desperado



Desperado (1995), a.k.a. Pistolero in Spanish, is an action thriller film starring Antonio Banderas. It is the second movie in Robert Rodriguez's Mexico or Mariachi Trilogy, following El Mariachi and followed by Once Upon a Time In Mexico. Has the interesting distinction of being one of very few sequels to be in an entirely different language from the first movie.

Our No Name Given Protagonist has lost his love and killed her killer. That's just not enough for him. So he's trying to find her killer's boss and kill him, too. Unfortunately for El Mariachi, he'll have to use every gun in his guitar case against Mooks in seedy bars, thugs after his life, a knife throwing assassin, to do it. And all of this while keeping Carolina (Salma Hayek), his new love interest, friend and informant, and random bystanders alive.

Not to be confused with Desperados.

This movie contains examples of:
"Mariachi: Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men. Buscemi: No shit!"
 * Badass Spaniard: El Mariachi, natch. Also, given that's a World of Badass, pretty much all other Mexicans.
 * Bad Guy Bar: The Oro Verde and Tarasco bars, both of which were hangouts for members of Bucho's gang, and both of which get a rather violent housecleaning by El Mariachi.
 * Blast Out
 * Blown Across the Room
 * Blind Idiot Translation: To the annoyance of all Spanish-speakers everywhere the word "desperado" is horribly mangled Spanish. The correct spelling should be "desesperado".
 * However, the word "desperado" has its own connotations in English (likely borrowed from Spanish itself) that quite befits El Mariachi. And one can hardly accuse Robert Rodriguez of not knowing Spanish.
 * Cain and Abel:.
 * Confessional: Mariachi is a good Catholic, so he goes to confession after cleaning out Tarasco in the bloodiest shootout in the entire film:

"Priest: Would you like to come to confession, my son? Mariachi: Maybe later, father; because where I am going, I would just have to come right back."
 * It also gets Lampshaded a bit later, when the actual priest comes up to El Mariachi.

"Buscemi: One day, you're gonna lay down too hard on that thing and blow your brains out."
 * The Danza: Mariachi's buddy Buscemi, played by, ummm... Steve Buscemi.
 * Death by Cameo: Quentin Tarantino is executed quickly. Well, okay, he tells the long version of an old joke and does a lot of other pointless stuff, too.
 * Developing Doomed Characters: Seriously, the first half hour is just "Guys telling stories in bars: The movie."
 * Distracted by the Sexy: Carolina's introduction. Hey, it's Salma Hayek, they have an excuse. Judging by her reaction to the car crash, it's not the first time that's happened.
 * Drink Order: El Mariachi drinks soda. MANLY soda.
 * "All I got is piss-warm Chango."
 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": A variation: He used to be a Mariachi, but now is a hitman with a guitar case full of guns.
 * Fade to White: Used in the climax.
 * Fake Nationality: In a case of Spexico, Spaniard Antonio Banderas as Mexican El Mariachi.
 * Flashback with the Other Darrin: A scene from the end of the original El Mariachi is reprised at the beginning of Desperado, with Banderas in the role instead of Carlos Gallardo. It's fairly convincing.
 * Good People Have Good Sex: The movie has an extended, passionate love scene -- one of the hottest in mainstream cinema -- between El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas!) and Carolina (Salma Hayek!). Cut to the villain Bucho lying on his bed, smoking a cigar and looking bored while a prostitute bounces up and down on him. Then she kisses him and he blows smoke into her mouth, sending her into a coughing fit.
 * Guns Akimbo: The Mariachi uses dual Ruger KP 90 s to clean out the Tarasco Bar and to.
 * The Gunslinger: El Mariachi is Type C, with undertones of Type A.
 * Hollywood Silencer: Subverted. It helps if your silencer is made to go with the gun you're using.
 * Hot Librarian: Carolina,
 * I Found You Like This: Carolina nurses El Mariachi back to health after the Tarasco shootout.
 * Improbable Weapon User: The musicians wield guitar cases that double as rocket launchers and machine guns.
 * Knife Nut: The knife throwing assassin Navajas, played by Danny Trejo.
 * Ms. Fanservice: Who do you think?
 * No Name Given: El Mariachi, the Short Bartender, the guy played by Quentin Tarantino, and many of the other characters don't have names.
 * Nothing Up My Sleeve: El Mariachi keeps dual Ruger KP90s up his sleeves. The KP90 is a large pistol, so the prop guns had their grips cut off to fit up his sleeves, which you can briefly see when he draws them.
 * The Other Darrin: Antonio Banderas replaces Carlos Gallardo in the role of El Mariachi, including editing him into flashback scenes from the first movie.
 * Pillow Pistol: Mariachi does this with one of his Rugers, which concerns Buscemi:

"Buscemi: ...No, man. The bartender got it worse than anybody."
 * Putting the Band Back Together: Mariachi with Quino and Campa
 * Quick Draw: Mariachi does this with two full-sized .45s from his sleeves.
 * Remake Cameo: The star of El Mariachi, Carlo Gallardo, has a minor role in Desperado.
 * Retcon: At the end of El Mariachi, the Mariachi said his injury would pretty much certainly doom his career as a musician. Uh, maybe not...
 * On the other hand, the screenplay does acknowledge this: when showing a child some guitar tricks, The Desperado says, "ignore the left hand. The left hand is not important." The only time he plays more with more flexibility is
 * He also starts to sweat when playing with the guitar and stops abruptly, as if the pain has become too much.
 * The movie also suggests that the pain is in his head and the only thing injured is his confidence.
 * Roaring Rampage of Revenge: His name is El Mariachi. You killed his girlfriend. Prepare to die.
 * Sawed-Off Shotgun: El Mariachi uses this in the first major bar shootout, before switching to the Rugers for the rest of the movie.
 * Senseless Violins: Multiple variations.
 * Shrouded in Myth: Deconstructed. El Mariachi has a buddy go ahead of him to towns and spread tales about him.
 * Slipknot Ponytail: Mariachi often keeps his hair in a ponytail, and it unravels into a Badass look during the shootouts that he gets into.
 * South of the Border
 * Star-Making Role: Hello world, we'd like to introduce you to Antonio Banderas.
 * And Salma Hayek for that matter.
 * Suspect Is Hatless
 * A Tankard of Moose Urine: The Bad Guy Bar has terrible beer, to keep casual customers away (it's a front for the drug smuggling operation). After one of the customers says that the beer tastes like piss, Tavo makes a crack about pissing in the beer, and based on some of the reactions people have when drinking it, it's very possible he wasn't joking.
 * Took a Level In Badass: In the first movie, "El" was an Action Survivor who spent most of the time on the run and only made a single kill. By the time this movie starts, he is clearing out bars and making a name for himself.
 * Two Shots From Behind the Bar: The opening shootout ends with the bartender pulling a shotgun to try to take out the Mariachi as he was walking away. As for how it turned out...


 * Unflinching Walk: Mariachi and Carolina do this after tossing a grenade off a roof. It makes a much larger explosion than it should.
 * What Could Have Been: If not for his untimely death in 1994, Raul Julia would have played Bucho.
 * World of Badass
 * You Have Failed Me: Bucho does this to one of his underlings.