DC Nation/Funny

"Sue: "Can you schmendricks get me to a god DAMNED doctor?!" Plastic Man:"Whoaaa, Sue Dibs, baby, this is NOT how I ever wanted to peek up your skirt!" Sue: "KISS MY ASS, EEL! AND GET ME SOME FUCKING PAINKILLERS!!!!" Martian Manhunter: "Hal. Your ring. It can give you medical information and instructions, correct?" Plastic Man: "Sorry, but your ass is in the general vicinity of some major ju-ju that I REALLY don't want to get close to right now! Ask me again later!" Hal "Yes, but I...Damn. Damn. Just... damn. Ring, please bring up information on human reproduction... err... the delivery of human children. And begin providing pain-relief to Sue immediately. Flash "Should I be boiling water? You're supposed to boil water - or is that for the flu? Uh... do we have paper towels?""
 * A Crowning Moment of Funny on JLA Watchtower-DC Nation universe: Ralph Dibny is busy battling Sonar, leaving Flash and Hal Jordan to take Sue (who is in labor) up to the Watchtower. Mid-Nite is in surgery, and can't be paged, leaving the Dibnys' kid to be delivered by Flash, Hal, Martian Manhunter, and Eel O'Brien!. For extra fun, get a Yiddish dictionary, since Nationverse-Sue is very fluent in Yiddish swearing.


 * Special applause for that scene should go to the two players who were Talking To Themselves with all this rapid-fire dialog.


 * It's on the black humor side, but, in the "Two Addicts" flashback scene where Garth is de-toxing from drugs from Chemical World, Dolphin is shown interfering with the Titans attempts to help him, leaving them exasperated. Tula, Garth's former lover, who is a ghost attached to him as a fetter offers a questioning speculation as to why Garth stick with the crazy girl.

"Tula "She gives you absolutely mind-blowing orgasms, right Garth?" Tula asked her unconscious boyf-- ex-boyfriend. "Mind. Blowing. Because she's not earning herself any points here.""