Large Ham/Quotes

"'"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!""

- Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"St. George: 3:05 pm. I was riding back into the courtyard to make my report to the lab. Then it happened. It was the dragon. Dragon: Hey! I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon! You must be St. George, right? St. George: Yes, Sir. Dragon: I see you got one of them new .45 caliber swords! St. George: That's about the size of it. Dragon: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! You slay me!! St. George: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Dragon: Whadda mean? St. George: I'm taking you in on a 502. You figure it out. Dragon: What's the charge? St. George: Devouring maidens out of season. Dragon: Out of season?!? You'll never pin that rap on me!! Do you hear me, COP?!?! St. George: Yeah, I hear you. I got you on a 412 too. Dragon: A 412!!! What's a 412?!?!? St. George: Over-acting. Let's go."

- St. George and the Dragonet

"Commander! You've rained on my glorious parade! For this, I'm sending everything I got at you, but I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I'm escaping to ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPAAAACE!!"

- Premier Cherdenko, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

"Our enemies believe that we have been defeated, and that I am no longer among the living. They are. Gravely. Mistaken. (thunder crack) You and I are all the remain, but are all that is necessary. For together we shall raise a great army. Together we shall show the world's downtrodden who the real enemy is. GDI has promised them prosperity, but in the slums of Rio, the homeless and hungry know the truth. They have been forgotten. They have NOTHING! BUT. THEIR. ANGER! You will take that spark and start a fire that shall become a great conflagration! PEACE! THROUGH! POWER! "

- Kane, Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath

""Sorry, I get carried away.""

- Magica DeSpell, DuckTales (1987)

""I may not be a hero, but I can act like one.""

- Thunderbolt, One Hundred and One Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure

""But my tallest! I must be part of the invasion! Invader blood flows through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! THE PANTS COMMAND ME! DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!!""

- Invader Zim

""It pays to overact.""

- Dot Warner, Animaniacs

"Ham! Hit me with a hammah, Wham bam bam! What good ammah Without mah ham?"

- "Hymn to Ham," Roy Blount, Jr.

""Oh, I could get sent to prison for the scenes I'm gonna steal!""

- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes short "A Star is Bored"

""Well, there's this passage that I've memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to destroy my brothers! And YOU WILL KNOW my Name is THE LORD when I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!'''""

- Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

"Glad you asked, Blaze, I am not a hedgehog, I can't even be called natural, I can only be called THE DARK."

- Mephiles, We Are Our Avatars

"It's OVER 9000!!!"

- Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"Titan: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains. Megamind: Oh, you're a villain alright. Not just a super one! Titan: Yeah? What's the difference? Megamind: PRESENTATION!"

- Megamind

"I'M BEING STALKED!"

- Chuggaaconroy, The Runaway Guys

"I may be able to illuminate that for you, FFFFFranklin! What you are feeling is that this woman has reached into your chest, plucked out your heart, and thrown it to her hellhounds for a CHEW TOY! And it's not the last time either! Because that's what this woman is! She is the Devil! There's no use running away from her, because no matter how FAR you go, no matter how many YEARS you let pass, you will never be completely out of reach of those BONY FINGERS! So drink hearty, Franklin, and laugh! Because you have made a pact with Beelzebub, AND HER NAME IS MARY ANNE!"

- Frasier Crane, Frasier

"Your think pan comes with two settings: "asleep" and "melodrama.""

- The narrator on Eridan, Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood

""OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY. HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH. OH GOD NO OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.""

- Jake English, when, Homestuck

""The extra "H" stands for Ham-azing!"

- Thanatos in Kid Icarus Uprising, explaining why he changed his name from Tanatos.

"A man will not reach eloquence if he is afraid of bombast just as a man will not jump a hedge if he is afraid of falling in a ditch. G. K. Chesterton"

"Other choices I can plan ahead of time? SCREAMING ALL MY LINES because I’m really intense AND THE THINGS I’M FEELING are really intense ‘cause I’M AN INTENSE ACTOR!"

- Cooper Anderson, Glee (who then proceeds to point out Nicolas Cage as an example).

"I'VE! BECOME SO NUMB! I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE! I'VE BECOME SO TIRED! SO MUCH MORE AWARE!"

- Linkin Park