The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service/Funny

"Sasayama: It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive? Karatsu: ...what? Sasayama: Nothing... Just something that happened to me once. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.
 * Volume 10. "A corpse is a corpse/Of course, of course/And no-one can talk to a corpse, of course..."
 * "I'm not a geek! I'm a nerd! We're smarter!"
 * Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out who will die next.
 * From Vol 6:

Numata: No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's definitely dead!"

"Sasaki: I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.
 * From the first volume:

Karatsu: Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?

Numata: Because we're all completely unemployable?

Karatsu: Oh yeah..right."

"Yata: I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself. Kerellis: "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead walk, I'm just saying they crawl once in a while!""
 * Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."
 * A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:

"Yata: I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in Heidi, Girl of the Alps.
 * Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of felt!"
 * From volume 12. Numata and Yata both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.

Numata: (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again..."