Bum Reviews/Awesome

"Media!Chester: We're going to turn you into the manliest person on earth by giving you the gayest costume possible. Other!Chester: This is the forties, do we even know gays exist yet? Media!Chester: Hey, we're the media, if we don't put a camera on it, it's not real."
 * Chester A. Bum finishes his review of Twilight: Eclipse by saying he'll use his change to "...fund Twilight 4! What do you mean not even the fans want to see that?"
 * Winning a lawsuit against the Nostalgia Critic for ripping him off.
 * While searching for the Necronomicon, the Critic has taken all his drugs, letting him be a bit more eloquent as he tells the Critic off for making him do all the work. "MY hard work, Critic! MY! HARD! WORK!"
 * While Doug's real review for Breaking Dawn talks about the movie's problems far more passionately, Chester still gets points for being horrified that Edward and Bella didn't use protection and the movie manipulating the minds of teenage girls over a topic as grisly as abortion.
 * Generally, how he manages to be completely scathing towards Bella and Edward while still keeping in-character and not coming off as an Author Filibuster by Doug.
 * From Captain America (comics):