The Eeyore/Quotes

""Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year.""

- Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, "Somber Vacation"

"''It's not alright I've been avoiding

empty faces around me.

I know you depress yourself,

and hell, you're depressing me.''"

- Gileah and the Ghost Train, "The Emergency"

""I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute."

(Splashing noises)

"There, does that satisfy you?""

- Marvin the Paranoid Android, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

""I'm not happy.""

- Charity Bazaar, Histeria!

""Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much.""

- The Utwig, Star Control 2

"We're all doomed.

Life...is so hollow.

Oh, what is the point?

I'll do what I can, but expect very little.

Onward, to futility!"

- Xan, resident cheerleader, Baldurs Gate

"I'm in despair!  has left me in despair!"

- Nozomu Itoshiki, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

""No one... came to my party.""

- Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle, Rosenkreuzstilette