Basquash



"Voice: Basquash... what art thou?

Dan JD: Hey, windbag! Listen up! I'm Dan JD! The one and only original Basquasher!

Iceman Hotty: 'What art thou?' I'm Iceman! Iceman Hotty!

Dan: I am... ME!"

In a distant galaxy lies the planet Earth Dash. Above the planet's surface lies the lunar city, Mooneyes. It serves as both a symbol of hope and a dream for the people of Earth Dash, and holograms are regularly projected from the city's lights. The story begins in one city on Earth Dash, Rollingtown.

Dan JD is a Hot Blooded young man who goes around vandalizing the city as Dunk Mask, swearing revenge against the sport of Bigfoot Basketball, the latest craze. Bigfoots, which have replaced cars on Earth Dash, are giant, lumbering mecha that are used for everything from ambulances to police cars to the basketball game Dan hates, because one of them crippled his sister Coco years ago.

One day, Dan meets a mechanic who recently returned to Rollingtown, and knows all about the Bigfoots. Her name is Miyuki Ayukawa, and, to Dan's surprise, she's his childhood friend. Miyuki teaches Dan how to pilot one of the Bigfoots, and Dan, as Dunk Mask, goes to show Rollingtown how real basketball is played. In doing so, he causes massive property damage and is thrown in jail for a year. When he's finally free, he discovers that Bigfoot Street Basketball has become the new trend sport and Dunk Mask has become a legend.

Recent developments strongly suggest that there's more to the Moon, the sport of Basquash, and Dan's signature playstyle than you'd think...

In a nutshell, Megas XLR meets Space Jam by way of Shoji Kawamori's now staple insanity.

Tropes included in Basquash! are:

"Iceman: My name is Iceman Hotty. Call out my name. Let them know that Iceman Hotty has returned to Underground!"
 * Actor Allusion -- Relationships are blooming between Rouge and Dan and Citron and Iceman. The only way to make the last one more complete is if it was Citron-Iceman-Spanky.
 * Not on a romantic note, but Price of Hell (Ali al Sarchez) declares the beginning of his fight with Iceman Hottie (Graham Aker) by shouting 'LOCKON DESU!'
 * Adventure Towns -- Once Dan and crew leave Rollingtown, these become a regular occurrence.
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys -- Sela, a pretty skilled Bigfoot user in her own right, wants to get the "genes" of Iceman when she realizes that he is the one who could beat her at her own game. Right, "genes".
 * All Myths Are True -- Though in the world of this show, "all myths" includes "the world was created in a basketball game between the gods".
 * And the one about the legendary, miraculous power to throw "Lightning Balls". Or as Dan prefers calling it, "BASQUAAAAAAAAAASH!"
 * All Your Colors Combined / Combined Energy Attack
 * Angst What Angst -- Sela took  surprisingly well. It's kinda creepy, even.
 * Awesome McCoolname-- While it's not known if these are their real names or stage names, Iceman Hotty and Falcon Lightwing certainly are awesome names to have.
 * Awkwardly Placed Bathtub -- Near the end of the second episode
 * Badass Normal -- Dan and Iceman have special ball techniques, so anyone else competent counts.
 * Base On Wheels -- Miyuki's trailer, later employed by all of the main cast to go seeking Basquash wherever the wind takes them.
 * Battle in The Rain -- The second half of the finals match against King of Kings. The team does start slipping up because of the rain, facilitating a new pair of Nikes.
 * The Berserker -- Iceman. Out of a Bigfoot, he's totally cool and polite. Even inside one for a while he remains that way... Then, when he has to throw a ball... (DESTROY! DESTROY!)
 * Big Eater -- Spanky and Bel Lindon
 * Bishonen/ViewerGenderConfusion -- Slash, James Loan's blue-haired assistant, is apparently a male. The dude wears lipstick, for Pete's sake.
 * And eyeshadow. Don't forget the eyeshadow.
 * And Bel, of all people, when he is forced to lose weight
 * Big Breasts Big Deal -- Haruka, who's a strange mixture of type 3 and 4. She's doesn't mind flaunting them to get what she wants but other than that she doesn't really care much about her bust. She's more of a foot person.
 * Buxom Is Better -- again Haruka's "lunar bust" is quite the envy among most of the female cast, not surprising considering the attention she gets from most men
 * Caped Mecha -- When Dunk Mask makes his dramatic entrance, his mecha sports a stylish cape.
 * Chekhov's Skill -- Dan, the one who can catch Iceman's Destroy shots, uses the same technique to take away Naviga's ball in Underground. The entire Basquash!/Lightning Ball phenomenon is shaping up to this, somehow.
 * The Chosen One --  Dan JD appears to be one,
 * Concert Climax -- Not quite the finale of the series, but a dramatic peak is reached at Eclipse's final concert.
 * Crash Into Hello -- Dan runs into Rouge, leading to a Fake Out Make Out to hide her from her fans. Except for the loony one with a camera who turns the thing into a scandal.
 * Crowning Music of Awesome -- Stimulant, which plays during some of the best moments in the series, including the part were Dan finnally starts using his unique style.
 * Curb Stomp Battle -- Price barely saw what hit him.
 * Cypher Language -- While Earth Dash's language is alien in appearance, it does translate into English French.
 * This makes more sense when one realizes that half of the creative team behind Basquash is French.
 * Dark Is Not Evil -- Iceman's Destroy balls have a dark aura and are fueled more by anger than passion, but he's still a valuable member of the team.
 * Of course, now that he can, we'll have to see where that goes.
 * Dark-Skinned Blond -- Sela
 * Deadpan Snarker -- Coco to Dan, often.
 * Deface of the Moon
 * Does Not Know His Own Strength -- Iceman, especially in episode 8, when Dan constantly chews him out for his "DESTROY!!!" fever, but he simply cannot grasp that being a complete barbarian during games is bad. In the end, it is revealed that his infamous "destroy balls" are nothing but mere passes. Iceman is simply incapable of NOT throwing them.
 * Does This Remind You of Anything? -- During the aftermath of Dunk Mask's premiere basketball game, Sela is knocked down on the ground, the food she was selling (including ice drinks, which spill all over her pants) littered around her. Yet she has a far-off look to her face, is blushing heavily, and says to herself how "good it feels". Make of that what you will.
 * Not to mention what happens after she gets slammed by Iceman Hottie's... balls.
 * Of course, when she says she wants Iceman's genes, well....
 * Thousand getting ready to "dissect" Dan in episode 23, with stripping, interesting music, and a violent reaction from Rouge... although it reminds Spanky of something else.
 * Don't You Dare Pity Me -- Dan passes on a cheque that would erase his national-level debt and leave him set for life because he refuses to accept handouts he didn't earn.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him -- Everyone except Dan caught onto the fact that "Alan" was actually a girl. And even when confronted with undeniable proof, he still thought it was "Alan" crossdressing. He didn't catch on because he spends so much time around Miyuki and Haruka, and their figures aren't that different...
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady -- Slash. By what magic they happen to know that he is... well, a he, one can only guess, as there is absolutely no confusion, by anyone in the show, that Slash is male. Ever.
 * Everything's Better With Spinning -- Iceman's approach to.
 * Evolving Credits -- The scene arrangement of the opening credits changes subtly during the course of the series. Most obvious are the changes from episode 3 to 4 (the first "Eclipse" intro) and the oddball intros of the episodes 7, 9, 12 and 13, but there are also smaller, less notable changes introduced to the default opening credits in some episodes.
 * Executive Meddling Director Itagaki Shin, chief animator Hirata Katsuzo and other staff were fired after episode 9 because of low Blu-ray sales of Vol. 1, and it seems the majority of fans ultimately didn't like the turn the series took with the new staff.
 * Extreme Omnivore -- Spanky will eat nearly anything. In the first episode, after finding out that Coco doesn't want the cat-thing Dan bought for her, he immediately eats it.
 * Fashionable Asymmetry -- Iceman, and he has reason for doing so.
 * Fan Girl -- Flora is a huge Eclipse fan, which allows her to not only exploit a loophole early on in the series, but allows Dan to reach their final concert. Note that this is after her royal status failed to get him in.
 * Fan Nickname -- Boobsquash. For why see below, especially Miyuki and Haruka
 * Fan Service -- Taken to the point of parody.
 * Fetish Fuel -- Sela displays a rather unsettling interest in Iceman's "balls". See above.
 * And Haruka's rather extreme foot fetish.
 * Not to mention her absurdly large breasts, tend to take up half of any frame she's in.
 * Iceman's Fashionable Asymmetry and his reasons for doing so. On top of him being pretty damn hot to begin with.
 * Five-Man Band
 * The Hero -- Dan
 * The Lancer -- Sela
 * The Big Guy -- Iceman
 * The Smart Guy -- Miyuki
 * The Chick / Tagalong Kid -- Alan a.k.a Princess Flora
 * Sixth Ranger -- Navi
 * The Mentor -- Haruka/Miyuki's Grandpa
 * Team Pet -- Spanky, Crawly, Jiiya, Lefty and Righty
 * Alternatively, since Navi showed up right after Iceman left, he could be a replacement Big Guy.
 * And fits the trope better than Iceman, by virtue of being a literal Gentle Giant.
 * Flung Clothing -- Flora
 * Foot Focus -- Haruka and her foot fetish.
 * It goes beyond mere fetishism: Haruka can "read" feet and learn all sorts of things about their owners by examining them closely. In practice, this usually involves her talking to people's feet, often ignoring the person in question, and getting answers back from them.
 * Feet never lie, you know.
 * And apparently James Mr. Perfect can do it too.
 * Gag Boobs -- Haruka Gracia sports a "Lunar Bust" that's ... well, this is a show about basketballs, after all.
 * Miyuki is fairly well endowed as well, though Haruka (almost literally) overshadows all.
 * Gainaxing -- Everything bounces in this show, especially Miyuki and Haruka.
 * Gentle Giant -- Naviga
 * Gratuitous English -- "Let's music!"
 * Head Pet
 * Hero Insurance -- Averted, as Dan is thrown in jail for massive property damage to the stadium.
 * And then has a 5.3 billion credit fine!
 * He's Back -- Dan, right before... getting kicked out of Rolling Town by James. Iceman pulls it on the city of Underground.
 * He's Back -- Dan, right before... getting kicked out of Rolling Town by James. Iceman pulls it on the city of Underground.

"Slash: I promised, didn't I? If you became a great player, I'd take you to the moon. This [the blog] is Basquash for you, isn't it? You're playing exquisitely.
 * Oh crap. Episode 24. Both at once. Epically.
 * Hot Blooded -- Dan. Others also have their moments.
 * Hot Skitty On Wailord Action -- Heavily implied late on in the show, Sela's apparent crush on Navi would require some rather... extreme maneuvers (and perhaps some significant surgical alteration or technological aid) to consummate. This assumes that giants and normal humans are biologically compatible, in any case.
 * Hot Springs Episode
 * Humongous Mecha -- Leaning more towards the Real Robot side of the spectrum.
 * I Coulda Been a Contender -- Coco loved basketball, until the accident that left her wheelchair-bound.
 * Switches to sibling version of I Want My Beloved to Be Happy, as Coco enjoys watching her brother as the Ultimate Bystander.

Coco: Basquaash!"

"Dan: Naviga? From now on, you're Navi!
 * Idiot Hero -- Dan, again. He can barely read.
 * Idol Singer -- Eclipse, the trio of singers from the Moon Broadcast System. In a nice little nod, that abbreviates to "MBS", which is the channel Basquash! airs on. They, too, play Basquash.
 * Ill Girl -- Coco
 * Improbable Weapon User -- Dan's and Iceman's Lightning/Destroy shots are one thing. Mistah Perfect storms a military base armed only with a regular basketball. Rouge tops him by wielding Spanky.
 * Indy Ploy -- Dan has his own word for it, basukaru.
 * Innocent Innuendo -- Miyuki teaching Dan how to pilot his Bigfoot sounds more like she's teaching him something else entirely. When they both leave on the Bigfoot with Miyuki calling out "I'm going on a date!", her grandpa comments that she's "doing it in the wrong order".
 * Innocent nothing, it's clear from the start that Miyuki wants to jump his bones.
 * Instant Expert -- Dan does not only know how to use a Bigfoot from the start but also how to play basketball with one better than anyone did before.
 * This was later Lampshaded as Coco wonders how and why he got so good so quickly.
 * Interspecies Romance -- A romance seems to be budding between . Something tells me the process of "getting his genes" won't work that well.
 * Kiss of Life --
 * Large Ham (MISTAAH PAAAAAAFECTO!)
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia
 * Leaning On the Fourth Wall -- The Eclipse concert that starts off episode nine begins with "nO limiT", which Citron tells the audience to sing along with. The concert audience, that is, even though her comment leads directly into the opening credits.
 * Little Miss Snarker -- Coco, of the Broken Bird variety.
 * Loophole Abuse -- Eclipse's Basquash game runs the length of "Running On", which the team abides by. When Rouge is "unable" to continue singing, Flora intervenes and says that Eclipse does not necessarily have to be the ones singing. She and the crowd finish off the song, letting the match continue.
 * Malaproper -- Dan rarely ever calls something or someone by the correct name the first time around.
 * Meaningful Name -- The Princess's cover identity is Alan Naismith. James Naismith was the inventor of basketball itself.
 * Mid-Season Upgrade -- Team Basquash receives an upgrade to their mecha in the middle of battle, but the series being what it is, it has nothing to do with the Bigfoot mecha themselves. It's their shoes that get the upgrade.
 * Miyuki upgrades all the Bigfoots' innards in episode 20. Once again, no outward change, but we are told that they perform much better. This is, of course, lampshaded.
 * Eleventh Hour Superpower -- Once again, the shoes.
 * Mind Control Eyes --
 * Missed the Call -- Most of the major characters actually Jumped At the Call... but in some way or another, failed.
 * Ms. Fanservice -- Miyuki, for about two episodes before being overshadowed by Haruka Gracia.
 * Mundane Utility -- The Bigfoots have many uses, but their most popular is playing basketball.
 * My Name Is Not Durwood -- Dan keeps twisting Sela's nickname "Platinum Hurricane". He can't seem to remember Rouge's name either, continually calling her "Idol Red".
 * He remembers just fine, but only when the occasion calls for it.
 * He nicknames Naviga pre-emptively.

Naviga: Why must you be so imposing on others?

Spanky: Dan just sucks at remembering long names.

Dan: Shut up..."

"Dan: (Pointing at the sky in Kamina-esque style) Alright! The next goal is the Moon! Let's do this!"
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast - Price of Hell, and for a pretty good reason.
 * Never Trust a Title -- Episode 1: "I Am Legend". Episode 2: "Legend is Dead."
 * Nice job waking it, Legend.
 * Non-Human Sidekick -- All the players on Team Basquash (except Naviga) have a Pet Accessory. Dan has Spanky (also his headgear), Sela has Crawly (her gloves), Flora has her butterfly butler (her ribbon) and Iceman's Cool Shades are alive -- they're a pair of lizards named Lefty and Righty.
 * No Smoking -- James Lone does have an Oral Fixation Fixation, but it's with a bubble blower. At least the bubbles are pretty.
 * Our Giants Are Bigger -- Naviga, one of the moon giants, joins the cast. All signs point to him being the one with the "genes" Sela desires.
 * Out-of-Clothes Experience -- Rouge's coma dream at the end of Episode 20
 * Paper-Thin Disguise -- Everyone knows "Mr. Perfect" is James. Hell, he doesn't even bother to put away the bubble pipe.
 * Parody Commercial -- The show's twelfth episode is very experimental compared to your normal episode in that it suddenly ends the episode at the halfway point and plays commercials for things that only exist in the world of the show, such as the Moon Resort.
 * Portmanteau Series Nickname -- A peculiar example of this being the actual name; "Basquash" seems to be a mixture of "Basketball" and "Sasquash" (ie "Bigfoot.")
 * Given Dan's penchant for ricocheting, wouldn't it more likely just be a portmaneau of "Basketball" and "Squash?"
 * Or alternatively, "Basketball" and "Boobsquash".
 * Put On A Bus Spaceship -- Rouge and the rest of Eclipse
 * Powered Armor --
 * The Power of Rock -- Not only can Eclipse sing, not only can they play basketball in mecha, they can do both at the same time.
 * Princess Curls -- On an actual princess, too; her name is Flora Skybloom.
 * Product Placement -- Basquash! would like to remind you that it is sponsored by Nike. The Bigfoots sport gigantic air jordans!
 * Hell, there's even an actual "Nike-san" that Haruka keeps ordering shoes from.
 * Navi makes a Big Damn Heroes moment carrying a giant Nike shoebox.
 * Promotion to Opening Titles -- Inverted. You'd think the three singers in the opening sequence were just there to pretty it up and cameo in the actual show, but...
 * Psycho for Hire -- Price of Hell, although it's heavily implied that he only does it For the Evulz
 * Punny Name -- Jan Harris, who prefers to be called "Germana". Say that three times fast.
 * Rebellious Princess -- Flora, who escapes and makes her way into Dan's inner circle.
 * Red Light District -- The Underground, an area where Dan is instantly thrown into a death match, Iceman is cornered by thugs, and Sela and Flora gather information in a (mostly) tasteful strip club.
 * Room Disservice -- Iceman uses this tactic to sneak into Falcon's hotel room.
 * Rule of Cool -- The plot involves Humongous Mecha playing street basketball, if this isn't cool then I don't know what is!
 * Say My Name -- 26 is full of it. "Dan!" "Iceman!" "Sela!" "Navi!" "Rouge!" "BASQUAAAASH!"
 * Scars Are Forever -- Iceman's Destroy balls leave giant basketball-shaped bruises on someone who gets a direct hit. Yeowch.
 * Scenery Porn
 * Screw the Money, I Have Rules -- Or rather Screw the money - I prefer to have no rules.
 * Screw the Rules, I Have Money -- James Lone abuses his position and wealth to both steal and restrict streetball, something Dan calls him out on.
 * Serious Business -- Slash's response to impending apocalypse is to form a new Basquash league. It's telling about the Basquash! universe that he knows what he's doing.
 * The series itself shakes off the "crazy shounen" feel, and turns into Serious Business around one third.
 * Serial Escalation -- Pretty much the entire first seven episodes.

"Dan: Well? How's the Basquash, Idol Red?
 * She Is All Grown Up -- Miyuki, to Dan's surprise.
 * She Is Not My Girlfriend -- Done by Dan and Rouge simultaneously.
 * Ship Tease -- A lot of possible relations are hinted, like Dan/Miyuki, Sela/Iceman or Dan/Flora, but when you think about the Rule of Drama only Dan/Rouge has a realistic chance to become the Official Couple.
 * Surprise! The only fulfilled 'ship at the end is.
 * Shout Out -- There's a few refrences to Oban Star Racers if you pay attention.
 * Shower of Angst -- The Eclipse Girls have one together in Episode 23.
 * Skinship Grope -- Sela does this to Flora in episode 17.
 * Something Only They Would Say -- Episode 22.

Rouge: It's Rouge, not Idol Red. Memorize it already.

[[spoiler:Dan: Haven't heard that for a while.

Rouge: Yeah... I'm back.]]"


 * Stealth Hi Bye -- Slash is a rabid fan of this.
 * Sweet Polly Oliver -- Flora disguises herself as "Alan Naismith" by hiding her hair in a baseball cap and wearing boyish clothes. In fairness, she goes for a cute little boy look, which is easy for her age (and the animation style helps).
 * Super Sentai Stance -- After Team Basquash upgrades their shoes, they pull off one of these for mostly no reason, but it does look cool.
 * Mr. Perfect, may need another trope for this guy to fit in.
 * The Chosen One -- The series spends most of its time setting up Dan to be the successor to a legendary figure who saved the world.
 * Theme Music Power-Up -- The opening and title card are deliberately held back in episode seven, saved for a truly awesome comeback by Dan. This repeats in episode 22 when the second opening theme plays over
 * Hell, the last several episodes abuse the BGM version of Boku ga Boku no Mama, including one where it plays over nothing but the team psyching themselves up to to play against Slash.
 * The Nth Doctor --
 * Totally Radical -- Naming your gang of Delinquents "The Worst" doesn't really strike fear into the hearts of the people.
 * Don't forget they live in "The Bad Zone"
 * Dan seems to make more plays on this by calling them "The Toast."
 * Minor correction. Calling your gang The Worst might be acceptable. Calling your Basquash team The Worst is not!
 * Transforming Mecha -- In as plausible a way as possible, Bigfoots can also fold into a more compact form with the car body as an actual car and the rest as a trailer.
 * Trickster Mentor --
 * Unlucky Childhood Friend -- Miyuki.
 * Urban Segregation -- The distance is relatively large, but the difference between Mooneyes and Rollingtown is clear. Dan wants to get to the moon to heal Coco because their technology is worlds ahead of Earth Dash's.
 * You need a CANNON to get there.
 * Used Future
 * Waif Fu -- Sela's not really that muscular, yet she can beat up a group of delinquents all at once.
 * Weak but Skilled -- The Old Timers team, who, despite their age and junk Bigfoots, nearly take out Team Basquash through a combination of mind games and, according to Flora, a "scarily high skill level". Sela overcomes her issues just in time to pull off an epic dunk and save the day.
 * Wham Episode -- 22.
 * When All You Have Is a Hammer -- Episode 16 throws Dan into a Duel to The Death. How does he defeat his superior opponent?.
 * This is how Iceman does everything. He's also responsible for the above, for that matter.
 * Wrench Wench -- Miyuki, resident Bigfoot mechanic.
 * Yin-Yang Bomb -- It seems like both Dan's and Iceman's Lightning Balls will save the world together in the end.
 * Xanatos Gambit