Beetlejuice (film)/Funny

"Betelgeuse: Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen The Exorcist ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?"
 * Betelgeuse answering Barbara and Adam's question about his qualifications...

"Betelgeuse: What do you think of this?
 * The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"

(camera shifts behind him as something happens to his face as it explodes)

(Barbara and Adam both freak out)

Betelgeuse (back to normal): You like it?"


 * The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "Nice F-ing model!" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way. I was laughing so hard from the "Honk Honk" sound effects.
 * "I would rather talk about-" DAY-O, DAY-O