Half Upon a Time

Half Upon A Time is a Fractured Fairy Tale novel by James Riley, published in 2010. It was the 2011 NCTE Notable Children's Book in the Language Arts.

The story focuses on Jack, who shares the same name as his father, the central figure of Jack and the Beanstalk. Jack is at the bottom of his class when it comes to learning Princess Rescue, a skill he sees as pointless as there are no unwed princesses left to rescue, anyway.

None, that is, until a girl named May literally falls out of the sky.

What follows is an adventure where Jack and May try to find and rescue the girl's missing grandmother, and escape the mysterious figures who seem to be hunting them. Along the way, they meet and team up with a prince named Phillip, and a few other recognizable characters as well.

The book was followed by a sequel called Twice Upon a Time.

"Jack: I should be able to just stick out my arms, and have a princess fall right into them!"
 * Action Girl: May starts growing into this.
 * Badass Grandpa: Jack's Grandfather, though now he's more of a Retired Badass.
 * Be Careful What You Wish For:


 * Belligerent Sexual Tension: Jack and May, oh so much.
 * Break the Cutie:
 * Can Not Tell a Lie: Phillip.
 * Chekhov's Gun: The magic bridle, a magic bean that once belonged to Jack's father, and an enchanted knife taken from a witch's cabin.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Jack and May have their moments. May is particularly snarky
 * Downer Ending:
 * Even Evil Has Loved Ones:
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Despite having a serious grudge against Malevolent, The Wolf King refuses to slaughter her when she's rendered helpless by, and so he frees her instead.
 * Evil Weapon: What everyone assumes about the swords of The Eyes. Jack is frequently mistrusted just for carrying one.
 * Fair Folk: Several appear. One takes up residence in May's hair.
 * Fairy Godmother: Merriweather, to both Phillip and May.
 * Fate Worse Than Death: May's grandmother informs Jack that if he miscasts a spell, one of the possible consequences is that he will cease to exist.
 * Flying Broomstick: Jack and May steal one from a Witch. It seems a bit empathic, as it seems to prefer May to Jack.
 * Fractured Fairy Tale:
 * Genre Savvy: Jack. Unfortunately, just not Savvy enough for the Plot Twist near the end of the book.
 * Gingerbread House: Jack and May find themselves in one after fleeing The Huntsman.
 * I'm a Humanitarian: Many of the monsters, especially the witch and the giant that Jack and May run afoul of.
 * It Was a Gift: Jack's sword, given to him while he was in the mouth of a giant.
 * Literal Genie: How deals with the prison imp work.
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: A few. Most notably The Black Forest and Malevolent. Actually subverted with Malevolent, as that is not her real name, but a pseudonym forced on her by her fellow fairy queens when she was exiled.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Nice job, Jack, May, and Phillip, for
 * Our Werewolves Are Different: The Wolf King is a Talking Animal who has learned to take human guise as he sees fit.
 * Rescue Romance: The point of Jack's school is to teach him and his fellow peasants to rescue princesses so they can marry them. Somewhat subverted, as the other students are in it more for the Kingdom they'll receive rather than the heart of the girl they're rescuing.
 * Royals Who Actually Do Something: Several in the story.
 * Phillip slays giants, looking for the one who killed his Father.
 * Malevolent is a Fairy Queen who casts powerful curses and is generally feared.
 * The Wolf King helps Jack, May, and Phillip find May's Grandmother.
 * Rapunzel, Snow White, and Rose Red all led their forces against the Wicked Queen fourteen years ago.
 * Scaled Up: Malevolent, who turns herself into a Dragon.
 * True Name: Comes up a couple of times. At one point, a witch refuses to tell Jack her name, because "names have power". And May manages to freak out a prison imp when she correctly guesses his family name.
 * Weaksauce Weakness:, who is vulnerable to Cold Iron.
 * Values Dissonance: In universe, May is perplexed that anyone would think she would be married at the age of 14. Jack, however, felt it was a reasonable question to ask.
 * Voluntary Shapeshifting: The Wolf King and Malevolent.