Mystery Men/Funny

"Everyone: "No!""
 * "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. You got a problem with that?!"

"Vic: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left. Captain Amazing: Then get... the... Death Man! Vic: Death Man is dead. Captain Amazing: Okay — Father Doom. Vic: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair — Captain Amazing: Really?"
 * *FWOOSH* "Excuse me!"
 * When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the Power Walk.
 * About the lack of villains:

"Mr. Furious: ...Testicles...rising..."
 * Anything the Sphinx says.
 * "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
 * "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: See Wax On, Wax Off on the main page.
 * The superhero tryout scene.
 * Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
 * Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.