I'm a Humanitarian/Quotes

"Have you eaten people?

Yes.

Is it true what they say? Does it taste like pork?

I do not know; I am a Muslim."

- Phil Ashby and unnamed Rebel, Locked Up Abroad: Sierra Leone

"My Soylent Green came out lumpy."

- Pam, Brewster Rockit Space Guy

"Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really fucking hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve! And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack? Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?"

- George Carlin, "Extreme Human Behavior"

"You don't understand... I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying¦ It's people! Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me... PLEASE!!!"

- Robert Thorn, Soylent Green

"Can I eat him?"

- Gluttony, Fullmetal Alchemist

"For what's that sound of the world out there?

That crunching noise that's pervading the air?

It's man devouring man, my dear --

And who are we to deny it in here?"

- Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

"Tick tock, feed the croc..."

- Killer Croc, Batman Arkham Asylum

"Boy Pie might be better than Bird Pie. More meat and not so many tiny little bones!"

- Mr. Twit, The Twits

"You will become sushi"

- Simon, Durarara!!

"This one was a good one. Very nice to kill.

Easy to cut with my knife, like to cut food."

- My secret note #4, Cryof Fear

"Well, listen up, sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby, the other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!"

- Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me