El Dorado/Funny

"Cole: Did you get him? Mississippi: Ah, who? Cole: The fella that ran outta the church! Mississippi: Well, yes and no. Cole: Yes and no!? Did you or didn't you!? Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him. Cole: Well, that's great! Mississippi: He was limping when he left! Cole: He was limping when he got here! Mississippi: ...Oh."
 * After Mississippi shots at the retreating man (and hits the sign instead). And the others arrive and demand an explenation.

"(holds up one of the soap bars) I have a lot of friends Joey."
 * The whole ordeal J.P. must indure whil in the bathtub, in his office. Not to mention everybody giving him a bar of soap.

"J. P.: Alan Bourdillion... Tra-who? Cole: Tra-HAIN. Mississippi: Tra-HERNE! J. P. & Cole: Tra-HERNE."
 * Even after all the introductions, J.P. still can't get Mississippi's name right! Though they do keep trying.