Inspector Lynley/Funny

"Barbara: How shall I phrase that in my notes, sir? Would "hung" and "donkey" cover it?"
 * "Well Schooled in Murder": Havers has a rather perverted sense of humour, as seen by her quip after a suspect has, er, exposed himself to the two of them:

"Helen: Two female arsonists burnt down half a dozen semis between them. Something to do with firemen in... Barbara: ...uniforms, yeah. Just sat back and waited for the hunks with their hoses. [they laugh] [Lynley stares at them in disbelief]"
 * "Playing for the Ashes": When Barbara and Helen agree that Firemen Are Hot:

"Lynley: You really should keep up, Sergeant.... Yes, Sergeant? Barbara: [exasperated] You can stop calling me that! Lynley: [cheeky grin] Sorry, Sergeant."
 * "A Cry for Justice": After Havers has been.

"Lynley: Think, Havers. What is Cornwall famous for? Barbara: Pasties? Lynley: Yeah, well, apart from that. Barbara: Smoked fish. Lynley: Forget the food! Barbara: Well I wish I could, but we came out here without breakfast, remember?"
 * "In the Guise of Death":