I-Ninja/Funny

"Ninja: *gasp* "Master... you're... dead...!" Sensei: "Your grasp of the obvious astounds me...""
 * From the opening cutscene, right after Ninja accidentally kills his master:

"Ninja: "Ooooh... NOW I understand! I was here... and thinking that YOU WERE AN IDIOT!" "Sure. And like my old grandma once said: [unintelligible]. She was crazy too.""
 * After an Ice Cream Koan too many: