Freshly-Picked: Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland/YMMV

"Captain Stalfos: Har-Har-Har-HARRR!!! The human! You carried out all the tasks my useless crew set you... Then you saved this Hideaway from our most deadly enemy! Truly, you're made of the right stuff to be a pirate! But there's one problem... You've got too much flesh on your bones! Skull and bones! That's the pirate symbol! So, human, let's begin the ceremony... We'll soon get rid of that meat of yours! Become a skeleton! Become like us! Your screams as I strip the flesh from your bones will mark your birth as a pirate! As one of us!"
 * Crowning Moment of Funny - Let's just say, a lot.
 * Nightmare Fuel:
 * The fight with Captain Stalfos.


 * Junglo's pet Mandrill seriously doesn't like Tingle.
 * Squick:The good ending. Just... the good ending.
 * Tear Jerker:
 * The ghost girl's story by the end of the quest to help the Guard/cure the Guard's wife.
 * The song playing in the Deku Tree,
 * The death of the Deku Tree.
 * The end of the map quest
 * The story of Baron.
 * That One Level - Insect Cavern. You can't see a thing. Even if you come across one of the few places you can buy a firefly's services and hope to pay enough to be lighted your time in the dungeon, it's hardly an upgrade. It's also one of the largest dungeons in the game and has some very though enemies.