Better Than It Sounds/Live-Action TV

Although lots of people will swear that some of these are the greatest things ever transmitted, with so many slots to fill, some shows end up sounding really weird.

Please keep entries alphabetical to avoid accidental duplicates.


 * : The ghost of a pirate must help the same number of people that he killed in order to "move on", but some type of guardian ghosts prevent him from leaving the island he died on. So he gets the island's new owner to help the people. Actually not that much better than it sounds.
 * : A British Game Show, where picking the wrong answer gets you punted off a tall tower, with a variety of different methods.
 * : Lots of everyday people get killed in different ways.
 * : Some girl throws a sledgehammer at MS-DOS, much to the surprise of a bunch of skinheads.
 * : A very determined government agent has a really bad day.
 * : A woman who is Married to The Job is forced to add a Cloudcuckoolander to the cast of her sketch comedy show due to Executive Meddling.
 * The main character is a "socially retarded" nerd who loves Star Wars and can't get a date. Her best friend is a minor celebrity who beds numerous members of the opposite sex and has an ongoing rivalry with a strange black guy. Their boss is Crazy Awesome incarnate.
 * : A bunch of people abducted from random points in time come back all at once in modern day Seattle... WITH SUPER POWERS. And one of them's Jesus.
 *  A show in which a superhero from a videogame comes to life as a result of a well timed bolt of lightning. Thirteen year old is elected as his sidekick. Chaos, an all but absent functional social life and eventual unraveling conspiracy and author avatarisation ensues. Obvious Aesop every single episode. Also fits in Western Animation due to being multimedia-created.
 * : Brothers with the same name team up with a self-deluded superman to survive weirdness in their home town. Told in monologue.
 * : A man refuses to return a helicopter he was ordered to retrieve.
 * : An intergalactic furball, played by a puppet, takes refuge in a So Cal family home and wants to dine on their pet.
 * : A supermodel genius with abandonment issues teams up with the group she thought she was working for to bring down the team pretending to be the other team. Then she goes back to working for the team she didn't know she was really working for when the real team hires the fake team to be on their team. Also, there's magic water.
 * : An ignorant, self-destructing bigot and his occasionally self-righteous child and husband squabble about the issues of the day.
 * : An exceptionally thin lawyer, who suffers from delusions of a dancing cartoon baby, works at a firm with her ex-boyfriend and his wife, a loveable misogynist, and a man who uses a remote control to flush toilets.
 * : An extremely low-budget sketch comedy show where rain, coffee, grunge music, and college were used as punchlines.
 * : Physical competition against spandex-clad bodybuilders. Modeled off ancient Roman bloodsport.
 * : A law-enforcement official tries to gain custody of his son.
 * : People across America will do anything for a shot at fame and fortune.
 * : A broody vampire with a soul, a former Rich Bitch, an Upperclass Twit, a formerly enslaved scientist, a green demon who reads people's futures when they sing Karaoke and a gang leader live in a hotel, then run a law firm. They Fight Crime.
 * Alternatively, a mass murderer claims to have reformed, but occasionally relapses. Also, all your favorite characters die.
 * : Unsupervised kids tell horror stories.
 * : What Fallout could be where the denizens of one Vault left their shelter to do something to help their world After the End.
 * : A widowed man tries to redeem a corrupt organization, but his father won't have it; meanwhile, his brother is breaking his heart and his sister is having marital problems. It's a comedy, with a heaping helping of Large Ham.
 *  : Four shell-shocked Vietnam veterans with varying levels of mental problems become criminals for hire. They get paid to help small businesses by harassing their competitors, cause massive property damage and even do illegal mercenary work.
 * The Army runs around Los Angeles looking for four fugitives who endanger the lives of everyone with their horrible shooting and reckless driving.
 * Army veterans who can't shoot straight try to solve people's problems with cunning and violence.
 *  : A mismatched gang of British builders, mostly from the North of England, bicker and get into scrapes on various international building sites.
 * : A war-hero, a cynical Russian bisexual, a recovering alcoholic police chief and a bunch of other people start a fight with God and The Devil, win, destroy the world government and take over the entire galaxy. None of that was hard. Meanwhile, the expies of Hitler and the new Moses get married.
 * Or: The Lord of the Rings In Space!
 * Or Casablanca Recycled in Space and Istanbul Intrigues Recycled in Space meet Lord of the Rings Recycled in Space.
 * A bunch of politicians meet on a space station to make schemes against each other. Then they team up to make schemes against giant space spiders covered in motor oil. They are very heroic.
 * A lizard man, a drunken Italian, and Joan of Arc plot against each other in front of two militaristic Ultimate Authority Mayor's, the first of which is really Moses and the second of which is named after a famous Cavalry Officer. Then they all beat up space spider-demons, and then Joan of Arc and the second Ultimate Authority Mayor Take Over the World so that the two of them can get married.
 * After this, Joan of Arcs valet feels left out, the drunken Italian's valet is pleased to see Judas' head cut off, and the lizard man and the Italian become friends and then strangle each other. The Ultimate Authority Mayor then goes to heaven to talk with the space spider demons he used to fight while Joan of Arc just grows old.
 *  : What if Saving Private Ryan was 7 hours long. And more people died. And it actually happened in real life.
 *  : Obviously insane rich white guy with a compulsion to label everything lives with a younger guy. They both put on tights and go out looking for other men in tights so they can rough them up.
 * : A group of Big Damn Heroes re-enact westerns IN SPACE while fighting robots with no sense of tactics or stealth.
 * : A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. In Space!
 * Monotheists attempt to end paganism.
 * : Ordinary people do silly, timed stunts on national television. For money.
 * : Two young teenage boys get up to lots of gay hijinks. Often in public.
 * : A woman meets a time-travelling therapist who helps her with her regrets.
 * : A recovering addict, a neurotic in denial, and a woman with serious confidence issues share a house in Bristol.
 * The original trailer simply said "A vampire, werewolf and a ghost all share a flat in Bristol".
 * : A sketch comedy series, created for MTV, adapted for FOX.
 * : Young comic fans become bug-themed superheroes thanks to a ghost that looks like a cross between Elvis Presley and Jay Leno.
 * : Underappreciated Asexual Genius is mocked for his social difficulties despite large circle of close friends including hot neighbour.
 * It's like Red Dwarf only not In Space! And Cat, Kryten and Lister are replaced with toned down versions of Rimmer.
 * Two nerds who live across the hall from a hottie. One of them steals her mail just to get a chance to talk to her, the other gives her advice.
 * Nobody likes the awesomest guy on TV.
 * : People are locked in a house for three months and forced to obey the whims of a hidden task-master to beg for food. Swearing and fights ensue.
 * I'm sorry, in what way is that better than it sounds?
 * : Four hockey players from Minnesota are gathered and brought to Los Angeles to make music and become a boy band.
 * : A hyperactive geek-goth, a hairy American football player, and a tomboy go on adventures together.
 * : Police work in East London. Where the cops die a lot.
 * : Sketch show where almost all roles are played by two really tall, upper-class men from Oxbridge.
 * : A historical Sit Com, in which every generation of a charismatic but extremely unlucky man's family both looks the same and possesses the same name, as does almost everyone else he encounters. Each man is unfortunate enough to be surrounded by half-wits, incompetents and lunatics, and is waited upon by a servant whose standards of personal hygiene are barely human at best.
 * : The weird life and homoerotic misadventures of a sadistic drunk who owns a bookshop, his Cloudcuckoolander assistant / punching bag and their best (and only) friend.
 * : Murder investigation is frequently interrupted by song-and-dance numbers using well-known pop songs.
 * : A bunch of people get together on a spaceship to battle a sadistic glam goddess and her massive personal army.
 *   (no relation to a book by the same name): Murderous thugs can't figure out which twin brother they're supposed to kill. A friend of both brothers can't decide whether or not he prefers them to a fat paycheck.
 * : A gorgeous but socially clueless genius anthropologist solves murders involving really icky decomposition with a street-smart and equally gorgeous wisecracking FBI agent. UST ensues. They are helped by a socially retarded supergenius, a conspiracy-theorist slime expert, and a good-hearted, free-spirited artist.
 * A crime drama which is mainly just close-ups of rotting bodies falling apart and scientists saying lengthy pieces of techno-babble. This may, if you are very lucky, be followed by just a few minutes of actual action with their Book Dumb Law Enforcement Liason.
 * : Two brainless alcoholic perverts beat each other up.
 * : A widow and a widower get married and bring their children from previous marriages to live together in a really big house the man designed himself. (Which nonetheless has only one bathroom.)
 * : An educational programme that does a lot of specials about caravans.
 * Quiet family man takes up a second job to pay his medical bills.
 * : Jerkass pisses off a lot of people by spoiling their secrets to the world.
 * : All-American guy takes a 500-year-plus nap, wakes up, and promptly sets about saving the Earth from fascistic regimes with help from a talking clock, a robot with a weird Verbal Tic, and a Colonel Fan Service. (Depending on whom you ask, it might be just as bad as it sounds. In its defense, it was popular when it first came out.)
 * : A cheerleader, a nerd, a slacker and the school librarian fight the horrors of American High School while their lives turn into a soap opera. Beloved people die with depressing regularity.
 * Or, we're told to go fuck ourselves and lovingly lap it up for 7 Seasons.
 * : A spy loses his job and tries to find out why while helping the helpless.
 * or three spies make clever plans while gorgeous women in bikinis walk around. One of the spies gives lectures.
 * : A cop gets fired for being too honest by a guy with the creepiest contact lenses ever. He resorts to a comic book character's wardrobe for vengeance, and is aided by a gang of carnies and a sneaky hacker who he has much sexual tension with.
 * : A teenage girl is killed in a terrorist attack organized by her friends. A copy of her soul ends up in the body of a robot killing machine that will one day destroy human civilization. It's a family drama.
 * : In New York (and Toronto!), taxi pays YOU!!
 * : Mystery author stalks hot detective, hitting on her and making cruel jokes about murder scenes. Then he writes about it and gets even more rich and famous. She loves him for it.
 * : Pseudo-celebrities try to perform magic tricks. Seriously.
 * : Women get magical powers and use them to kill people, while trying to avoid letting their cop friend know about it. God sends people to help them cover up.
 * : A group of people meet at a bar every night. Some of them consider leaving but they usually realise that they have no life and come crawling back.
 * : A Hollywood Nerd gets kidnapped and forced to fight crime by a hot blonde CIA agent who wants him and a hot but grumpy male NSA agent who hates him.
 * : A teenage girl talks to a camera for 20 minutes.
 * : Southern Belle who is also a CIA-trained interogator and her quirky side-kicks fight crime.
 * : Exaggerated right-wing pundit reinterprets the English language, itemises things that are dead to him and attempts to alert America to the increasing threat posed by bears.
 * : Detectives solve crimes through lots of Flashbacks.
 * : About a catholic priest who becomes the devil's repo man. A new Aesop WILL be hammered home every episode.
 * : Bloke who dresses like a hobo and drives a banger follows rich celebrities, generally annoying them so much that they confess to crimes just to get rid of him.
 * : A group of people hurl insults and tear down a mutual friend. Hilarity Ensues.
 * : Sitcom about a group of dysfunctional college students (most of whom are in their 30s) with nothing in common but their Spanish study group, in which they never study Spanish.
 * : Quirky yet lovable people in rural Saskatchewan. One of them runs a gas station!
 * : A doctor and a lawyer raise their children. Then they raise other people's children.
 * : A group of FBI agents, including a socially awkward young genius with a schizophrenic mother, a really serious guy with family issues, and a former cop who likes to kick down doors, fly to different parts of the country in order to pretend that they are crazy people.
 * : A Boston medical examiner with a big mouth and a big heart solves crimes with the help of her neurotic boss, a bubbly grief counselor, an Indian entomologist, an ambiguously bisexual British man, her ex-cop father, and an attractive policeman with whom she shares a lot of UST.
 * : Game show where contestants make fools out of themselves to earn cubic zirconia in order to collect pieces of colored foil for adventuring days out.
 * : An entomologist, a former stripper, a gambling addict, and a group of nerds and geeks perform obscure activities in a lab to musical accompaniment. They Fight Crime...somehow.
 * : Suave supercop visits crime scenes, makes wisecracks about innocent victims and plays with his sunglasses in a series of 5-minute shorts.
 * : A former Marine and 9/11 widower, a wisecracking cop, a Greek-American with a stalker problem and some other geeks and nerds solve crimes in New York City...somehow.
 * : A matchmaker has to set up a certain numbers of couples before he can go home.
 * : Wealthy but socially inept and neurotic perpetual victim of circumstance offends and antagonizes everyone he comes into contact with.
 * : An Innocent Fanservice Girl and a bunch of homeless dudes fight crime
 * : A group of bungling old men and a mummy's boy prepare to fight the Nazis that will probably never arrive.
 * : Parody news program which has actually become one of the most trusted sites for news and current affairs in America.
 *  : Three millionaire businessmen live in one house because they apparently can't afford more than one dwelling between them. One of them gets shot.
 * : Set around a resort town populated by a number of users of a magic enhanced by Fantastic Drugs, and an unusually high percentage of homosexual residents who enjoy little more than having as much sex as possible. No one can act, the writing is stilted, and everyone is gorgeous and naked.
 *  : A coroner from Vancouver walks around a lot, talks with people on the street, and acts sarcastic towards the local law enforcement. He also wants to legalize drugs and prostitution. Which he does...after he becomes the Mayor of Vancouver. Based on a true story.
 * : Two teenagers find a comic-book that lets them predict the future. Wierdness and Angst ensue.
 * : Teenagers in Massachusetts use big words.
 * : An apathetic virgin gets press-ganged into collecting dead people and hanging out in a diner with her dysfunctional co-workers.
 * : Guys go out, year after year, to subject themselves to constant torture at the hands of Nature, all for the sake of money.
 * : Two groups of guys hit jelly babies with stuff, all the while arguing about which is better at hitting stuff until a fight breaks out.
 * : Complex compound sentences, none shorter than twenty words or containing fewer than three clauses or two profanities, delivered while standing in either dust or mud.
 * Alternatively: A dramatized series of ongoing philosophical debates about the relative merits and drawbacks of centralized democratic government and anarchocapitalist libertarianism.
 * : Game show in which a contestant must find out how much money their prize is worth through reverse elimination of other values, held in boxes.
 * : Teenagers have hormones.
 * : The main character is charming, personable, and homicidal. He's a cop by day and a killer by night...
 * And the villain of season 4 is played by John Lithgow.
 * : A lawyer and a hippie get married on a whim. Their parents don't approve.]]
 * : A lawyer investigates the suspicious circumstances of his father's death while taking over his duty as personal lawyer to the richest family in New York City.
 * When Telemundo meets Dallas.
 * : An old man spends several lifetimes convincing hot young things to join him inside a box. He is routinely harassed by tin men, Nazi saltshakers and his old college buddies.
 * Alternatively, a time traveller fights aliens, makes new friends and changes his face periodically.
 * Still alternatively: A time-traveling scientist with no fashion sense attempts to have a jog around every rock quarry in the universe, only to find that they are frequently infested with monsters.
 * Alternatively-alternatively and even more alternatively: Producers find canonical excuse to keep a popular character and just replace all the actors.
 * Alternatively to all of the above: The (occasionally painfully long) adventures of a homeless man who lives in a box and claims to have a degree in medicine.
 * : A grumpy old man goes on educational adventures through space and time, with the first lesson being to not be an asshole. He is accompanied by his granddaughter, two of her teachers, Cressida, a downed pilot, a temple acolyte, a security agent from an interstellar empire (revealed 27 seasons later to have been built on slave labor), a teenager, a sailor, and a Mad Scientist's secretary.
 * : The old man becomes a younger hobo who travels with the sailor, the secretary, a piper who forgot his pipes, a Victorian orphan, and a genius. Sadly, the records of their adventures are gutted.
 * : A Technical Pacifist scientist works for a military force and fights an old college buddy.
 * : The scientist turns Cloudcuckoolander and flies away, much to his CO's annoyance.
 * : A cricketeer fails to save the day a lot.
 * : Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat does time and space, only with less dancing and more Fan Service.
 * : The Chessmaster throws that off and raises a troubled teenager.
 * : A Cloudcuckoolander dabbles in xenophilia, meets with his old friend.
 * : An angry, bitter man destroys a girl's place of employment and then befriends her. They pick up another companion and then send him away for making trouble, and later pick up a man whose addiction is Played for Laughs.
 * : The personification of Beware the Nice Ones travels with a few successive companions until he has to . He travels alone from then on.
 * : An angry absent-minded professor who may be Crazy Awesome incarnate travels around making mistakes and getting out of trouble...badly. He fixes his mistakes though. He also fails to notice that a married woman is interested in him.
 * Also, frequently asserts that various out of fashion accessories are cool for no obvious reason, accidentally  and.
 * : A flirty woman kills a man, then falls in love with him.
 * : An ex-time-traveller turned journalist and an anachronistic robot dog face down religious fanatics.
 * : An investigative journalist turned time-traveller turned investigative journalist uses tricks learned from a former road trip buddy in her efforts to save the world. She enlists local teens to help her, without the consent or knowledge of their parents. Oh, and it is revealed in one episode that Cambridge has a genuine knight from the Crusades in its science department.
 * : A pack of inept sex-crazed maniacs attempt to fight aliens in Cardiff, fail repeatedly, and die often.
 * : An alien took children as drugs in the 1960s, and now it demands more. The team dissolves.
 * : Death is no longer there to cause pain and grief, and whatever sex-crazed maniacs are still around treat this like a bad thing.
 * : A crazy scientist, a teenage rebel, a petty thief and an upper class girl team up with a robot dog to fight other robots.
 * : A semi-deranged FBI agent investigates a detective agency/bodyguard service/high-class brothel run by a manipulative British businesswoman, a nerdy scientist and an ex-cop. Moral ambiguity ensues.
 * : Two teams are Covered in Gunge for fun and profit. Hosted by an obsessive-compulsive neat freak.
 * : The adventures of an alcoholic fat guy with glasses.
 * : A Mountie and his pet wolf are kicked out of Canada for being too polite. They decide to clean up the streets of America...politely.
 * : A family fights the government in a town that won't let the Confederate States die.
 * : A newly-divorced man in Chicago gets tomorrow's newspaper delivered a day early by an orange tabby cat.
 * : The miserable lives of a collection of dysfunctional families in London.
 * : A cast that includes Morgan Freeman, Rita Moreno, Bill Cosby, and a man who voiced an X-rated cartoon character teaches reading through psychedelic sketch comedy.
 * : A lawyer's tumor makes him see original show tunes.
 * : A hot actor, his Heterosexual Life Partner, his washed out brother, and their chubby friend, along with the actor's snarky agent and the agent's flamboyantly gay secretary have misadventures in Hollywood.
 * : A law enforcement official moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest. Hollywood Science ensues.
 *  : A retired member of a vaguely defined government organization decides to protect the defensless people of New York from organized crime. He does it pretty well.
 * : A cop has issues with his neighbor.
 * : A scientist and a nazi commando help criminals escape on a living spaceship with a giant spacecrab pilot, then run and hide from the authorities- who are represented by a madman with No Indoor Voice, a weirdly assertive gimp with an interest in theoretical physics, and a date rapist who sweats love potion from her cleavage.
 * : An embezzler, a simpleton and an alcoholic all live under one roof with their insane housekeeper, and they all live in fear of their boss's psychopathic rages.
 * : An angry British hotelier hates his guests, lies to his wife, and physically assaults the hotel waiter. The underpaid maid is the only competent person. It's a comedy.
 * : Game show where trashing a house is profitable.
 * : A pair of bitter war veterans, a sexual ambassador for hire, a mercenary with a cunning hat, a hot mechanic, a childish pilot, a preacher with a Mysterious Past, a medical genius and the cutest little psychotic killing machine ever all get together on a ship. They Do Crime!
 * Dramedic Chinese Western Heist War Movie IN SPACE!
 * : A former criminal on the run from the law for murdering his wife (which he didn't) teams up with a paranoid hacker/online newspaper editor who lives in a trailer, and later also some chick with a private army. They Fight Crime Aliens! Using ancient prophecies!
 * : Vampire with a conscience works as a night cop, dates a mortician, and goes through a series of partners and captains. Also, he kills his vampire sire, who goes on to host a late-night radio show of some sort. This all takes place in Toronto.
 * : A detective is very good at solving murders, but keeps having to let the killers go free so that they can help kill lots of Germans. His assistant only has one leg.
 * : Furry, colorful vermin infest a mad inventor’s walls and floorboards, steal fresh produce from delusional ogres, and learn about the human world via a self-appointed ambassador.
 * : A psychiatrist gets a new job. His brother, who drops by often, gets a crush on a nurse despite already being married. Craziness ensues.
 * : A street-smart teen moves in with his rich relatives.
 * : Three incredibly hot guys and three incredibly hot girls live together in varying combinations at varying times. And drink lots of coffee.
 * : A DHS agent, a mad scientist and an entrepreneur solve mysteries with mad science and recreational drugs.
 * I think this one is broken. That description of the show still sounds awesome.
 * How about this? A DHS agent, a terminally unemployed man and his mentally ill father solve mysteries. Or; X Files but better handled.
 * : Like Dungeons and Dragons, only there's no monsters, all the players are jerks, and the GM is a colossal dillhole.
 * A drunk guy asks his friend to do his job for him. Then he gets killed by a pig, his friend gets beheaded, a jerk ends up on the throne, and everyone starts grabbing expensive headgear and trying to tell everyone else to kneel. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ocean, a girl sets things on fire.
 * : Five guys with expensive headgear wave swords at each other. Very young girls make inappropriate friendships with older men. A bunch of guys in black take a road trip to someplace cold. Across the ocean, countless people die over a young girl's pets.
 * : Four people with a love/hate relationship are single-handedly responsible for putting on the Sydney Olympic Games and get into every problem imaginable (and when this troper says every problem, I mean every problem.)
 * : A talentless horror writer with a huge ego presents (with added cast interviews) an awful television show from The Eighties that he wrote, directed, and starred in, claiming that it is a masterpiece.
 * : An inept spy fights crime with his girlfriend to save the world from an age-progressed Hitler and his henchman.
 * : Seven people spend three years on a deserted island driving each other up the wall and concocting Zany Schemes to get off, almost all of which are foiled by their stupidest member.
 * : A mother and daughter with an extremely codependant relationship live in a small town full of weirdos, drink coffee and speak very very quickly.
 * : Three Englishmen set up a "We Do Anything" agency. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Alternatively, Monty Python meets The Three Stooges, with the same results.
 * : A soap opera wrapped in High School Musical.
 * Alternately, High School Musical with Issues.
 * Alternately, teenagers work though their angst with group karaoke.
 *  : A nerdy kitchen whiz enlists the help of everyone from dead politicians to obscure relatives to teach the viewing audience how to cook. He has a crush on a fairy in his refrigerator.
 * Alternately, MacGyver has a cooking show.
 * : A lovable doofus with ridiculous Eighties Hair fights crime with technology he barely knows how to use.
 * : A strange city slicker couple runs a dilapidated farm in a bizarre farm community where the most admired resident is a super capable pig.
 * : A hospital show in which no patients are ever seen. There's no time - the doctors and management are too busy with funny and surreal hijinks.
 * : A hospital show where everyone is part of a giant Love Dodecahedron, which patients are occasionally dragged into. No one ever seems happy, even when they specifically state that they are happy, because of the Masochism Tango of always wanting their relationship status to be the opposite of whatever it currently is.
 * : Spin Off featuring the Ensemble Darkhorse of the previous show. The writers initially attempted to make it even less about the surgeries than its predecessor, but this plan was scrapped in order to save the show.
 * : A girl who is only famous when she wears a blonde wig overacts, a lot.
 * : a nerdy university student attempts to get his degree before he dies of a fatal neurological illness. Based On a True Story.
 * : Standard cop show, just with prettier scenery than most. Remade so you can recognize more of the actors.
 * : A British chef swears and yells a lot at people.
 * : Said British chef goes out of his way to save near bankrupt restaurants while insulting the people working there, and their cooking.
 * : New York-based magazine editor leads a boring life, but his psyche is always working overtime.
 * : A whole bunch of people with superpowers try to pretend that they've never heard of superheroes or supervillains while they play recreational sports with the Idiot Ball.
 * : Teenagers get paid to wreak havoc on an Arizona ranch in the early '90s.
 * spoiler: [[Highlander the Series: The enduring battles between people who emanate lightning after getting their heads cut off. In the end, there can be only one, except that more appear every year.
 * '': A hobo and an ex-cop with anger issues tell people how to live their lives in Southern California. Miracles happen.
 * : The Earth blows up. Hilarity Ensues.
 * : A comedy set in Nazi Germany, wherein a cocky allied commander and his multicultural comrades subvert the Third Reich from within a prison camp with a no-escape record.
 * Oh, and most of the Nazis are played by Jews who survived Nazi oppression. And German viewers love it.
 * : A home improvement show host tries to add more power to everything. When that fails, he consults his odd neighbor.
 * A man is extremely passionate and knowledgeable about his profession, but ironically, when he tries to apply it to his life, it always blows up in his face. He hosts an informational show with a far more sensible assistant/friend whose personal life he is always making jabs at, and lives with a sarcastic and sharp-tongued companion with a set of personal tastes as different from those of the main character as possible. When faced with problems, the main character consults a highly knowledgeable but eccentric adviser whose most notable peculiarity is the fact that an essential aspect of the character is always kept off-screen. Wait, hang on...are we talking about  or  ??
 * : Burly man invades homes, rails against stupidity.
 * : Crippled Doctor can't decide if he's Batman, Sherlock Holmes, or Nietzsche; solves medical mysteries to keep the crushing ennui at bay only to find that Victory Is Boring, so he takes drugs instead.
 * : Couples go comparison-shopping.
 * : A man tells his bored teenaged children stories about his sex life when he was younger.
 * Or: A man tells his children the story of how he met a bunch of women who AREN'T their mother with the help of Doogie Howser, M.D.
 * Or: A woman, her two ex-boyfriends, and their married friends stay up late drinking at their favourite bar every night for several years, until someone gets pregnant.
 * : A man tells his bored child(ren) stories about himself when he was younger. Evidently there's nothing good on TV in the present.
 * : A killer steals the identity of the Six Million Dollar Man and is helped by a former high school principal and Rorschach (or possibly Freddy Krueger). Their enemy is Judge Dredd's clone.
 * : A pair of brothers break stuff.
 * : Rich, dishonest people are robbed in highly creative ways. We are supposed to believe that the thieves are the good guys.
 * : Ordinary people are robbed, and then the money is given back.
 * : Women compete for the right to wear a corset in front of thousands of people and die horribly at the hands of Owen Harper, while children compete to play a miserable orphan.
 * : A spoiled teen girl, her psychotic best friend, and the nerd next door host a webshow.
 * : A blonde Magical Girl has Happiness in Slavery as a Genie in A Bottle by annoying an astronaut.
 * '': A scientist with really serious anger management issues is a presumed dead fugitive.
 * : A Lord with a dysfunctional personal life and a cranky, foul-mouthed junk food addict fight crime while clashing over class issues, elitism, and everything else. Somehow, they wind up best friends and possibly fall in love.
 * : He's an ageing alcoholic frustrated academic singleton. He's a much younger family man from the north. Together They Fight Crime
 * : Bald drunk tours the U.S. to prove that the freaks really do come out at night.
 * : Hide-and-seek against a helicopter containing a mad Scotsman. Don't worry, though, you have a former tennis player to help.
 * : Two people play a game to see who can cook the best food in one hour. They are judged by a panel of D-list celebrities. Home team wins.
 * : A nerd with no social skills, an Irish drunkard, a goth who lives in a closet and a woman with no knowledge of computers work with computers in a basement.
 * : Fraternal twins, their dad and two friends run a bar and scheme to get money and/or sex. Everybody turns against everybody else. Antagonists are a waitress and a homeless former priest.
 * : Gay Victorian couple pose as upper class idiot and his more intelligent butler.
 * : A game show which is hard to win even though they give you all the answers.
 * : A girl talks to God.
 * : A Reality Show where the only "real" thing about it is one unwitting contestant.
 * : A game show where players spin a slot machine to determine their categories. Satan and Heath Ledger guest star.
 * : A nerdy magician and a hot but dysfunctional journalist with a crush on him solve mysteries. Then the journalist suddenly turns blonde and skinny, but no one mentions it.
 * : Bug-themed superhero rides bikes and kicks a lot to fight monsters. And other similarly themed superheroes.
 * : Alien prince with a Furby arrives on Earth to fight gold-masked Destro.
 * : A luckless klutz saves history by getting possessed by one of four demons.
 * : Yu-Gi-Oh the tokusatsu series!
 * : Yu-Gi-Oh the tokusatsu series IN AMERICA.
 * 70s Retraux superheroes battle demons by turning into other demons. With MUSIC.
 * Amnesic photographer travels across dimensions and transforms into past heroes using cards.
 * : Two boys use USB Drives and Sharing a Body to fight a criminal organization who use similar drives.
 * Or: Lovable poseur and amnesiac know-it-all work at a detective agency together. They Fight Crime.
 * : Homeless man is made to fight for spare change.
 * : An Ordinary High School Student presses buttons to fight space monsters while making friends with people who don't want to.
 * : A Farm Boy saves the prince's life and everything goes to hell. Also known as: Ian McShane gets dicked over by NBC.
 * A man and his talking computer-controlled car wander the country, fighting crime.
 * : A Dungeon Master sends children into his dungeon to deal with problems he doesn't want to take care of himself. They almost always fail.
 * : A loving family raises a teenage savant who was literally born yesterday.
 * : one's an Ordinary High School Student. One's a transforming cell-phone robot. They Fight Cyber Crime!
 * : A family gets lost in an acid trip. Maybe.
 * : Remake where a family gets lost during vacation.
 * : Host interviews people and makes a top 10 list.
 * : Host reads mail and interviews guests with help from a robot, a horse and puppets.
 * : Police officers investigate crimes. Lawyers argue about them in court.
 * Or, crime-solving duo helps grandfatherly mentor teach cynicism to a series of supermodels.
 * : A recovering alcoholic tries to keep a Cowboy Cop, a closet lesbian, a gangsta rapper, and John Munch from taking their frustrations out on rapists and child molesters.
 * : A strange detective with an unconventional approach and his sensible partner investigate really nasty people and manipulate them into confessing, later helped by Mr. Big and a series of lovely, feisty female partners. Then, Jeff Goldblum shows up...
 * : Police officers investigate crimes. Lawyers argue about them in court. With wigs. And no guns.
 * : A Sit Com / Sketch Comedy set in a Town With a Dark Secret, whose best-loved characters are a pair of incestuous Corrupt Hick Serial Killers and a polygamist Monster Clown who runs a Circus of Fear and calls everybody "Dave".
 *  : A mysterious figure attempts to blackmail a group of disabled people and medical personnel.
 * : A young woodsman embarks on a mystical quest with an elderly wizard, a beautiful woman who mind-rapes people with her eyes, and a reformed dominatrix. Along the way they collect magical objects, rescue villagers, and try not to doom the world by having sex.
 * : Game show where All Myths Are True and kids compete for the right to commit rob tombs, meet a talking stone head, and fail to put together a monkey statue.
 * : A Five Man Band of criminals. They Fight Crime.
 * Basically an updated version of those four ex-military fellows in the van above.
 * : An obnoxious Brit and a quirky team accuse people of lying and are usually right.
 * : A policeman gets run over and wakes up in 1973. His boss is a misogynistic, racist homophobe, he himself is and is not hallucinating everything, and he's being stalked.
 * : Alex Drake gets seriously injured and wakes up in 1981. Somehow, she's ended up in Sam Tyler's world, working for his boss, and it's anyone's guess whether or not Alex is hallucinating the whole thing.
 * Or: A police detective gets stalked by a freaky clown who probably doesn't exist in 1981.
 * : Police detective gets seriously injured, travels forward in time to 1998, and meets the devil.
 * : Darth Vader hosts children's stories from around the world.
 * : People stuck in a place where weird things happen and no one has any idea what's happening. Also features a soap opera set in East Asia.
 * Alternately: People learn about boar hunting and killing each other brutally.
 * Or: An angry momma's boy wants to pull the plug out of a drain. His brother recruits a diverse group of people to try and stop him. They all end up dying.
 * : A plucky single dad finds the magic key to a Negative Space Wedgie and meets a cast of colorful characters on a quest to find his daughter.
 * : A spy who can't fire a gun helps people by using everyday items in unconventional ways.
 * : The man in the grey flannel suit commits identity theft, votes for Nixon, and provides an object lesson in why the women's movement was a Good Thing.
 * Alternately: A bunch of sexist, racist, homophobic dicks get drunk, smoke and screw hot chicks a lot en route to huge paychecks.
 * : Two boys and a baby run away and join a circus in order to fight a cockroach that doesn't exist yet.
 * Alternately: Renewable energy good, radiation bad.
 * : Teen Genius narrates the life of his severely screwed-up family through his own eyes.
 * : A man goes hiking around the world.
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 * : Loser Protagonist lives through hell on earth with his lazy red-headed wife, two bumbling kids, and a pair of annoying neighbors.
 * : Loser Protagonist lives through hell on earth with his lazy blonde wife, one bumbling kid, one hottie genius kid and masochistic plush toy.
 * : A black radio DJ pisses people off.
 * : A bunch of Americans living abroad in the 1950s talk and act like it's the 1970s, and crack a lot of jokes about death.
 * : a Jerkass ex-conman pisses people off while his short Brainy Brunette reprimands him. Plus, a stoic Asian, bumbling Big Guy, and Fiery Redhead.
 * : A bumbling manservant uses non-specified superpowers to protect his unwitting and unappreciative master while taking advice on their relationship from a dragon who basically speaks in subtext (and ships them). Corny CGI ensues.
 * : Classic pencil puzzler turned into a game show. Poor formatting turns this into the game show version of the MacGuffin Delivery Service.
 * : An hour long music video compilation about a set of Salt and Pepper cowboy cops who out-cool all the bad guys.
 * : A glamrocking pretty boy and a middle-aged virgin with a jazz fetish go on ridiculous, surreal adventures with an alien stoner and a talking gorilla who's supposed to be dead.
 * : A young painter living with her ditzy blonde roommate is hired by a quirky superhero with a grumpy robot secretary. Memorable opponents include a super-smart gorilla, a mud monster, and a boy band.
 * : Five juvenile delinquents--consisting of a nerdy arsonist, a shamed athlete, a snarky jerkass, a violent chav, and a sex-mad drunk-driver--get caught in a freak storm while on community service, and get magically lumbered with some of the most debilitating and ridiculous superpowers EVER.
 * : A Five Man Band Smart Guy Band takes on Magnificent Bastard after Magnificent Bastard and wins.
 * : A Presbyterian minister shows children how various things are made, sings to them, and then tells serial stories set in a kingdom in his wall.
 * : A man with OCD annoys everyone around him in the process of solving murders.
 * : Five educated British men make complete fools of themselves on national television until they run out of ideas, at which point their American colleague cuts bits of famous paintings out and moves them in front of the camera.
 * : Cloudcuckoolander from space and sweet innocent young woman live together in Boulder, Colorado and seem to swing back and forth between Just Friends and a real romantic relationship for three years until they get married and give birth to Jonathan Winters.
 * : A manchild is overwhelmed by the most basic tasks. Most of the time something goes wrong, and for some reason, instead of asking someone for help, he tries to fix everything himself, but just ends up making it worse.
 * : An English butler lives in the Pittsburgh suburbs and writes in his diary about the mundane goings-on of his host family.
 * : A Ginza host with impossibly good hair is crushed under a building, has his brain rebuilt, and gathers a ragtag band of misfits to solve crimes by eating bananas and playing children's games.
 * : A caring, considerate family do their best to improve their community but are shunned and discriminated against by the rest of civilization.
 * : A variety show--starring assorted singing and dancing animals, not to mention talking food--where nearly all of the acts end in total disaster. Comes complete with its own MST3K riffers.
 *  An elderly female author moonlights as a homicide investigator in her idyllic hometown and on the road. The Author is a lovely woman, but an astonishing number of her friends, relatives, and neighbors die every year, such that her hometown has a murder rate 3 times that of Detroit in 1974. Murders are solved through keen observation skills, clever verbal traps, and convenient confessions.
 * Alternatively, an elderly woman is friends with a shocking number of people in her small town, which has a reputation of being idyllic despite its sky-high murder rate. She often assists in the apprehension of the murderers, and is miraculously never harmed despite her age and the fact that many of them have weapons.
 * : Recovering alcoholic can't keep a secretary, but can keep a painter. Hilarity Ensues.
 * : Geneticist composes team of human guinea pigs to fight against a Corrupt Corporate Executive with plastic skin. Not related to the X-Men.
 * : People are sick. Their doctors don't know why, until they do.
 * : A man is stuck in a satellite orbiting earth with some robots he made out of spare parts, and they are forced to watch bad old movies while mocking them. Join the fun!
 * Alternatively: A man, hated by the people he serves, is jetissoned into a spaceship. Each day, he is forced to watch torturous films that make the ones shown in A Clockwork Orange look mild. In a losing battle against loneliness, he builds several machines from various parts of the ship, who treat him worse than his employers. A truly sad story.
 * Alternatively: A scientist gives poor movie recommendations to three men with nothing better to do, but they still take constant breaks to play pretend.
 * Alternatively: Some people won't shut up about awful movies.
 * : Power Rangers in ancient Ireland.
 * : Two overgrown geeks and their three younger sidekicks try to prove whether urban legends are true or not by playing with an overly abused crash test dummy and blowing stuff up.
 * Or: Four guys and a girl blow stuff up in the name of science.
 * : A retired Marine with a redhead fetish, a lecherous playboy, a malapropping Israeli assassin, a murder mystery writer / computer nerd and online gamer, an old British doctor and a Perky Goth with a caffeine habit work for the US Navy. They Fight Crime!
 * : Robin (of Batman and...), LL Cool J, and a short white woman famous for playing a Chinese man work out of a resort that's supposed to be a secret base in the middle of Los Angeles. They Fight Crime!
 * : Slice of Life anime, only it's live-action. Set in an American Middle School with No Fourth Wall.
 * : A widower, a compulsive gambler and a neurotic with OCD join forces with a dog-murderer to solve mysteries.
 * : A game show where kids play video games and answer trivia questions in order to win a chance at jumping around in front of a green-screen.
 * : A barely qualified judge rules on a series of petty crimes, while the prosecutor makes inappropriate remarks about the duty counsel, and one of the bailiffs is really tall.
 * : 100 people fail to pass several obstacles and a rope ladder twice a year.
 * : The Incredibles In Live Action!!!
 * : A New York doctor goes to Springfield, Alaska. He tries to leave. Hilarity ensues. Don't call it fantasy.
 * : A nice Jewish math genius writes on a chalkboard and finds criminals. The first criminal they find is always dead. The second is arrested.
 * : The boring lives of a group of people who work in a paper merchant's in Slough.
 *  : the surprisingly interesting lives of a dysfunctional group of people who work at a paper company in Scranton, PA.
 * : After getting into a fight with her son's custodial parent, a successful woman moves back in with her single mother, who is trying to get back together with her father.
 * (Single episode of anthology series): An emotionless man with amnesia does everything his hand tells him, including walking into a hail of bullets. (He gets better.)
 * : A city government employee attempts to turn a hole in the ground into a community park, accompanied by her Obstructive Bureaucrat boss and similarly apathetic staff of subordinates.
 * : Antiques Roadshow as hosted by the guys from Orange County Choppers.
 * : Everything you know about life is wrong, and these two guys are going to tell you why. Bombastically.
 * : The humiliations and inner thoughts of an Odd Couple with no social skills whatsoever.
 * : A man plays pretend with living furniture. A cowboy, a hot girl, a king, a mail lady, and a man wearing nothing but swimming trunks occasionally wander in.
 * Or: A chronic masturbator hangs out with talking furniture, a hot girl, and a black cowboy.
 * : A Deadpan Snarker cripple from Oop North decides to re-open a club, only to get it burned down again next series. He then repeats the process again next series, only without the burning. Despite this, people still want a Series 3.
 * : A small-town family and their acquaintances deal with increasingly offbeat visitors and criminals, all while maintaining a strong sense of values.
 * : Italian-Australian pizza delivery guys regularly find themselves dealing with the sorts of subjects and people Haruhi Suzumiya would be happy to meet.
 * : An American TV show with fight scenes made up of recycled footage from a Japanese show that somehow managed to be popular enough that most people have heard of it.
 * : Teenagers become dinosaur-themed superheroes, then mythical-beast-based superheroes, then ninja superheroes, all while keeping the same costumes, even though all but one of the original members are replaced along the way.
 * : A Mook gets overwhelmed by Written Sound Effects
 * : Above mentioned teenagers become kids, superheroes from an aquatic planet fight like ninjas.
 * : Teenagers fight evil robot overlords with the power of geometric shapes.
 * Alternatively: Previously-mentioned teenagers trade in ancient dinosaur powers for Lucky Charms shapes to fight evil conquering robots.
 * : Four teenagers and a kid fight evil pirates with cool cars.
 * : Above mentioned teenagers go into space.
 * Alternatively: Exactly What It Says On the Tin
 * : A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits go deeper into space and get lost.
 * : Highly trained professionals fight demons that are weak against water.
 * : Time police go back in time to stop wanted criminals from causing mass destruction.
 * : Pollution causes ancient monsters to awaken and another Ragtag Bunch of Misfits fights them with animals.
 * Previous red-colored superheroes team up to fight evil robot overlords.
 * : A ninja master gets turned into a hamster and teaches teenagers how to become ninjas.
 * : One of the original teenagers with attitude teaches paleontology to another group of teenagers that fight bad guys with dinosaurs.
 * In the distant future, three space police cadets and two Robin Hoods become superheroes
 * : Superheroes with capes fight an Eldritch Abomination using magic
 * : Four trained professionals, a mercury alien and some guy  travel around the world to find artifacts.
 * : Cat-themed martial artists become superheroes and run a pizza parlor
 * : Seven people led by a teenage scientist try to turn off a computer.
 * : Teenage Samurai stop evil monsters from trying to overflow a river.
 * : Contestants answer low-IQ questions in order to press a button to win money. Small red things attempt to steal said money with various implements.
 * : A kidnap victim with a mean streak habitually lies about who he is to solve mysteries.
 * : College teacher is a dick to a bunch of amateurs who follow him unquestioningly. They cover up cryptid sightings and try to arrest the teacher's estranged spouse.
 * Or: A divorce gone wrong results in giant reptiles running around London. Snarky government official tolerates a nutcase scientist, big game hunter, techno geek and the only successful member of S Club 7 as they appear to do a better job than the special forces. Later a PR woman with multiple personality disorder, a sexy Egyptologist and Tom from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels attempt to kill giant super evolved bats.
 * Also: A whole bunch of random people chase dinosaurs that escaped from big, shiny balls of broken glass while trying to stop the main characters crazy wife who wants to commit suicide by.
 * Alternatively: History comes to life. Then eats you.
 * : A man deliberately gets himself thrown in prison -- after having his escape plan tattooed over his entire body.
 * : Man retires from his stressful job to an exclusive and seemingly idyllic resort, but spends all his time bitching about it and refuses to join in the fun and games like everyone else.
 * : Gandalf Mind Screws Jesus.
 * : A man is stuck in a satellite orbiting Earth with a superintelligent computer and spends his time interviewing famous scifi and fantasy authors, which he broadcasts to the world by constantly interrupting a nature program.
 * : Richard III goes '90s, has sex with his stepmom, and plays computer games naked.
 * : An immature slacker convinces the police that he has ESP. He and his reluctant best friend solve murders.
 * : A baker/necromancer brings his murdered girlfriend back to life; together with an undead dog, a cynical private eye, and a singing waitress, they solve gruesome yet hilarious murders. One-eyed synchronized-swimming aunts, homeopathic mood enhancers, and a restaurant called the Pie Hole are involved.
 * : Jeeves grills British comedians on obscure trivia. Negative scores are often allotted.
 * Four British comedians are asked apparently simple questions, then mocked if they give the obvious answer.
 * A British quiz game where all scores are arbitrary.
 * : A semi-amnesiac scientist travels through time with his horny, invisible friend, who carries a computer disguised as a tetris cube (sometimes a calculator).
 * : Everyone Is Gay. Sex is abundant.
 * : A guy who can turn into a bird guides kids on a quest to become the best warrior.
 * : Celebrities read children's books accompanied by stilted animation. Hosted by Geordie LaForge
 * : A directionless twentysomething takes on a second job to pay off a debt his parents incurred. His friends help.
 * The job being a hunter of escaped souls from hell.
 * : Fiery Redhead is Surrounded By Idiots and snarks about it.
 * : The last human in existence drifts through space in a vast abandoned ship. It's a comedy.
 * Alternatively, angry man dies and complains about it.
 * : A group of highly incompetent police officers are taped by a documentary crew.
 * : A Japanese guy tries to play through old video games. The show also breaks to show him visiting arcades or interviewing video game developers.
 *  : A man goes fishing.
 * : A game show where many contestants are rendered unable to perform motor functions.
 * : Maverick meets Peter Gunn.
 * : A drama about life in Italy, as seen through the eyes of two soldiers.
 * : Dawson's Creek with Aliens who are trying to stay hidden. While trying to keep the secret that they aren't human, they tell everyone they meet that they are aliens.
 * A near-no budget show about a near-no budget TV station.
 * : Kids go to summer camp and harass their counselor.
 * : Two socially-inept gods investigate ghosts and other paranormal phenomena, on a tiny budget. They defeat alien baddies mostly by glaring at them, and have ridiculous amounts of UST despite allegedly existing only to do their job.
 * : The savior of mankind goes through high school. Meanwhile, his mentally unstable mother and time-travelling uncle fight robots and criminals, a disguised robot looks for them, and River Tam beats up everyone.
 * : Many educated men and women of all races, usually American, imitate the five British men discussed above but usually have their own writers and no moving paintings.
 * : Two dorky white people strive to impress their black and Dominican best friends and shed their dependence on the Well Done Son Guy. Oh, and they save people's lives daily, but that doesn't seem enough to raise their self-esteem.
 * Or: A dorky white guy with an overactive imagination's adventures in a hospital full of doctors who must've bribed their way through med school.
 * : A local television station, run by an conniving owner who fakes being wheelchair-bound, forgoes airing cheap reruns to air incompetent original programming. The most popular material is a pure filler piece starting two beer swilling idiots.
 * : Four self-interested adults talk. About nothing.
 * : A sociopathic manchild teams up with a traumatised Army doctor. They Fight Crime.
 * Or, yet another adaptation.
 * : a relatively normal guy going through a rough patch in his life meets a quirky, free-spirited stranger with no regard for social conventions, who brings adventure into his depressing existence. Said free spirit claims not to be interested in romantic ties, but everyone around them can see that the two characters are made for each other. There's also a serial killer involved somewhere.
 * : Crime fighting show notable for asking such difficult questions as 'Is the Porn Stache the best way to get girls?
 * : Murder investigation is frequently interrupted by song-and-dance numbers using well known forties songs and shots of some bloke with a skin problem wangsting.
 * : Five adventurers and a Hot Amazon find themselves stuck on an inaccessible and inescapable island, yet a parade of guest stars can come and go as they please.
 * : The patriarch of a family of morticians dies unexpectedly, but continues to appear regularly on the show. A Family Drama.
 * : The adventures of a crippled former astronaut/test pilot with the world's most expensive, powerful and lifelike prosthetics.
 * : The distaff version made possible by one of the medium's most notorious Comic Book Death.
 * : Undermotivated British teenagers do drugs and run up their cell phone bills.
 * : A struggling Shakespearean theatre company is reinvigorated with the help of a director who suffered a nervous breakdown, and the bisexual ghost only he can see.
 * : Young man who never changes his clothes keeps refusing to fulfill his blatantly obvious destiny.
 * Well meaning college dropout incapable of maintaining meaningful relationships stumbles through life and increasingly submits to his father's attempts to control his life as the series progresses.
 * Superman meets Dawsons Creek.
 * : A man builds a lifelike android and tells everyone it's his daughter.
 *  : The adventures of a womanizing British hangman with a voice that makes you shout "Come on, world, I'll have you for breakfast!" and his time-travelling American assistant who has an absolutely deadpan voice. Both are insane.
 * : A suspiciously wealthy waste management executive has panic attacks, recurring dreams, extramarital affairs and occasional bouts of violence.
 * : A family with a strained relationship move to LA, which causes a rift between mother and daughter.
 * : Two lazy, unmotivated slackers trick their drunken landlady into letting them rent a flat by pretending to be a couple, and spend their time bumming around aimlessly with their weird friends.
 * : Gladiators get restless. Their bosses get restless. Everyone gets laid.
 * : Popular comic book hero IN JAPAN! He also has a Giant Robot.
 * : People spout lame catchphrases while reporting sports scores.
 * : A Pac-Man ripoff, various music stars, a pair of police detectives, and assorted other people teach children mathematics.
 * : A ripoff of those "math detective" segments.
 * "Applied Math Saves The Day"
 * : A wisecracking colonel, an archaeologist who just won't die, a pretty blonde astrophysicist, and an alien revolutionary step through a big gray ring to fight snakes with glowing eyes and mechanical insects. Later, the colonel is promoted, so a new proverb-quoting colonel and an eccentric, flirty thief join up, this time to fight glowing energy beings who like to play god.
 * : Interplanetary explorers get stranded in a flying city in another galaxy and must fight off space vampires that feed on human life force.
 * : Darker and Edgier Ragtag Bunch of Misfits get stranded on a runaway ship on the other side of the universe.
 * : Three men and four hundred extras travel through space in their futuristic living room/model UN club, going where no man has gone before.
 * A space ship runs around the galaxy telling everyone to behave lest their planet be blown up. This is the ideal form of society.
 *  : A Grumpy Old Man, a Straw Vulcan and a Chivalrous Pervert with a toupée save the galaxy.
 * The Straw Vulcan succumbs to a powerful mating urge and almost kills the ship's captain. (An actual TV Guide synopsis of the episode " ")
 * A sex addict plays Mary Worth to the galaxy.
 * A ship from an organization that is absolutely, positively, you better believe it, not a military organization goes about obeying a strict hierarchy of ranks, carrying spectacular amounts of firepower, involving itself in imperialistic power politics and killing or threatening to kill large numbers of intelligent life. This ship has a captain who cannot stay away from alien women, an exec with absurd mathematical prowess, a curmudgeonly doctor, and an engineer who always complains that the ship cannot stand any more. There are also numerous people dressed in red shirts to indicate that they are chosen for human sacrifice to the religion of plot necessity.
 *  : An enlightened old man, a young up-and-coming commander who refuses all promotions, an attractive female doctor (except for that year with the shrewish female doctor), and an android go where no one has gone before. They usually would rather not.
 *  : A commander who never quite got over the death of his wife in the worst military loss his government ever had, a beautiful young woman with dark spots whom he keeps calling "old man," a hot-headed genius engineer, and an ambitious doctor straight out of medical school go where extremely ugly aliens have gone before and stay there. They meet a former freedom fighter and a security officer who sleeps in a bucket. When the young woman with spots is murdered by a possessed Complete Monster, she is replaced by a shrink.
 * Babylon 5 minus the Babylon 5.
 * A beautiful young woman with spots who loves waving a weird looking weapon around falls in love with an ape obsessed with his ancestors culture because that ape is even better at waving weird looking weapons around then she is.
 *  : Two starships go where no one has gone before. The captain of one ship drafts everybody from the other into her organization (since they lost their ship), as well as a local and a mercenary, and then spends the series trying to go back without violating her peculiar moral code, whatever that may be. They all are forced to use a sophisticated computer program for medical treatment. About halfway through the series run, they pick up and draft a cyborg Emotionless Girl who is Beautiful All Along.
 * Or....literally going where no one has gone before. Anybody have a map??
 * : An Iowa farm boy who's dreamt of space travel all his life, his Southern-accented chief engineer/best friend, an uptight British munitions officer, a black helmsman, a gorgeous Japanese linguist (played by a Korean), a gregarious alien doctor who commits murder on at least two occasions, and a stoic-yet-beautiful alien commander travel space at the beginning of humanity's efforts. They meet nasty aliens and get caught up in a lot of headache-inducing time stuff.
 * Or...how Mankind got it done before the aliens started pitching in.
 * : An IMAX filmmaker, a videographer, and an electrical engineer. They chase storms.
 * : A middle-aged junkie prostitute attends a high school where all the other students are of normal age and the principal is an insane narcissist. The teachers hate the students and angst about everything. Important lessons are introduced but nobody learns them. Homes are broken, lives are ruined, and every episode ends in a dance sequence.
 * : A group of kids get rid of computer viruses.
 * : Two hot, dysfunctional brothers drive around the country fighting monsters, later accompanied by a hot male angel, with a revolving door or hot recurring stars/guest stars. They Fight Monsters.
 * And are often assumed to be gay.
 * Two ridiculously attractive brothers travel around the US having the most miserable lives known to mankind.
 * Or, A show about two mentally-challenged underwear-model brothers trying to impress God.
 * : A waitress, a janitor, a golden retriever, and an obsessed ex-con chase a mirror, while pursued by three idiots who love the Bee Gees. Meanwhile, the Big Bad teaches a dog how to be a man and spends the rest of her time talking to mirrors (or Al Bundy).
 * : The cop from the American Life On Mars and the asshole colonel from Avatar travel back in time 85 million years and form history's earliest recorded bromance. They Fight Dinosaurs (and an Angry Black Woman).
 * : Four comedians go out of their way to impress a judge with a buzzer by making it up as they go along. Somewhat similar to the entry further down, only this one has help.
 * : Main character is nerd with a crush on tomboy. Setting is a dull city filled with rednecks. Main characters do lots of drugs.
 * Or: A group of teenagers live through the 1970s. When 1980 comes they can't remember the 70s.
 * '': A military officer working for a foreign dictator hides in a small American town under a false identity with three subordinates posing as his relatives. He regularly has sex with a local woman who doesn't know his true identity. Hilarity Ensues.
 * : A woman named Alice chases a shy man with no pants, encounters drug addicts, gets a haircut from her Ambiguously Gay opponent, argues with a Stepford Smiler who wants to be royalty, and sits through various bizarre trials conducted by a wannabe clown with an explosive brain.
 * : A trio of "brothers" take odd jobs, but mostly spend half the time arguing and beating each other up.
 * : A guy pretends to be gay so that he can live with two women to whom he is not romantically linked.
 * : People watch things in slow motion.
 * : Three middle-aged men arse about with cars and a whole bunch of the BBC's money.
 * Or: A large, blustery man, a secret American who whitens his teeth, a man unable to drive fast, and a man(?) in a racing suit muck about with cars in an airplane hangar.
 * : Same middle aged men race across countries across the world, getting injured, getting drunk, freezing their arses off, having stones thrown at them by hicks and making friends with Companion Cubes along the way.
 * A live action show on Cartoon Network
 * : Several minorities suffering from segregation and discrimination in a middle American town fight over a girl.
 * Or: Bodily Fluids discovered to be a Healing Potion and Stat Booster.
 * : The universe is really, really weird.
 * : Quirky agent with a sweet tooth visits town to solve murder mystery. Strange people from his dreams help him.
 * : An iconoclastic woman works in an industry she hates so she can preach about it. Her father is a murderer, her best friend at work is an alcoholic, and her nephew is friendly with a minion of the Big Bad.
 * : A former policeman, a doctor, a Gulf War veteran, and Catholic priest team up to fight vampires, while mulling over the ethics thereof.
 * : A nigh-impossible Game Show from Japan whose challenges involve the use of pogo sticks, unicycles, stilts, giant seesaws, remote-controlled helicopters, and cat-shaped wheelbarrows. The grand prize is "honor".
 * : The government opens up relations with a foreign power, and our heroes respond by blowing up buildings. Also, there's a kid who wants to bang a lizard.
 * : A blonde high-school age female solves a crime every episode with the help of her African-American male friend, trusty dog, and protective father while she struggles to fit into the high school social scene. (Hint: it's not Nancy Drew.)
 * : A teenage girl attends a performing arts high school where she gets to sing and perform in plays, while getting into wacky situations.
 * '': A group of hoarders travel the world looking for unique knick-knacks.
 * : A soccer mom's husband dies of a sudden heart attack. She decides to pursue alternate career options to keep the family afloat with the help of her eccentric chef brother-in-law, a sassy black woman, an obnoxious blonde with cancer, and her two sons, one of whom is a psychopath and the other of which is boinking a deaf chick.
 * : The adventures of a politician and his staff.
 * : Alternatively: Trivia enthusiast attempts to solve world's problems with help of young idealists. This involves a lot of lengthy conversations conducted whilst walking up and down corridors.
 * : Alternatively: Loquacious snob works his hardest to ensure that a man never accomplishes anything of merit.
 * : Alternatively: Three middle-aged men discuss politics.
 * : Alternatively: A minor British governmental ministry attempts to deal with public image crises while trying to avoid getting sworn at.
 * : Contestants play Hangman with a big wheel.
 * : Three prepubescent kids hunt down a world-renowned thief and her gang of cartoonish Mooks all over the world.
 * : Four comedians try to impress a judge with a buzzer by making stuff up as they go along.
 * US Version: Cast from an actor's self-titled sitcom act out Ho Yay-drenched audience suggestions through improv.
 * : Six comedians go to Vegas and make up raunchy stuff up on the top of their heads.
 * : Contestants earn money by answering the exact same question up to fifteen times.
 * : Cosplayers compete in a pseudo-reality show to win the prize of becoming a fictional character who briefly appears in a cheesy Made for TV Movie.
 * : Snooty emcee gambles his paycheck against the intellects of three everyday citizens, then competes against these citizens to prevent himself from going home penniless. Homoerotic humor ensues.
 * : A game show in which the dregs of humanity are pushed onto an assault course/obstacle course/the inflatable seven circles of hell and attempt to get to the other end in the quickest time. Most are hindered by that they must traverse and will eventually give them crippling back problems later in life. Anyone who is good is mocked. Anyone who is bad is mocked. Anyone who is fat will be fixated on as they are made to writhe cruelly in the mud. The entire event is presided over by an entirely unsympathetic plastic woman.
 * A show where some of the "heroes" include a drunk Irish cop, a drug addict with a penchant for putting red hats on people, a reformed felon, and a gay stickup artist. The antagonists include a man who goes to community college and works at a copy centre, a young adult who hangs out at a wheel rim shop, a boss that doesn't have a valid driver's license, and an enforcer with a love for tropical fish.
 * A cop show, but instead of solving one case per episode, they take an entire season just to resolve one. Your favorite plot may get minutes of screen development in any given hour long episode. Despite the glacial pacing, the show includes long rambling discussions in bars and devotes staggering amounts of time documenting petty office politics. Pretty much everyone is a bastard. It somehow managed five seasons despite tanking in the ratings throughout.
 * : An antisocial girl torments her family, who can't stand her. She and her brothers will fight to obtain the ability to do magic tricks.
 * : A look at the lives of Ohio disc jockeys during the late 70s.
 * : A 20something woman hears voices and goes to the bar a lot.
 * A philosophy major talks to inanimate objects. They talk back.
 * : The misadventures of a newspaper staffed with one editor, one secretary and one daydreaming reporter who apparently got hired despite not knowing how to write well.
 * '': A Corrupt Corporate Executive tries to put on a stunt show with lots of hidden cameras. His efforts are repeatedly thwarted by numerous overweight psychopaths, underweight sex kittens, and sometimes midgets. The most popular star is a military impostor and former poet.
 * The former star was an alcoholic redneck who beat up his boss and Santa Claus. Both are the Spiritual Successor to a man who was a fake Irish-American who suffered a lot of self-inflicted Clothing Damage.
 * '': A George Jefferson lookalike and a shrill Hispanic woman try to put on a stunt show with lots of hidden cameras, only you don't see the action until three days later. One of their employees is a giant zombie who skips work a lot.
 * '': A ponytailed Jew, a Cuban businessman, the George Jefferson lookalike mentioned above and a few others try to put on a stunt show with lots of hidden cameras in which a bunch of middle-aged Irish and Italian street punks battle a crop of young bucks over who best exemplifies a violent East Coast brand of entertainment that passed out of existence for almost four years. Arguably its biggest star is a teetotaler with no first or middle name.
 * : A paranoid nerd and an attractive doctor (who may or may not be sleeping with each other) spend a lot of time trudging through forests and other out-of-the-way places in search of the truth whilst an elderly government employee smokes a lot.
 * Alternate: A man and woman who get fired and/or demoted frequently argue about who's right (usually the man) while their boss looks uncomfortable, their nemesis smokes, their family and friends get killed off, and they try to deny - unsuccessfully - that they are sleeping together.
 * '': Ancient Greek women beat people up and engage in lesbian subtext.
 * Alternatively, schizophrenic women from the nineties believe they're Greek women, beat people up, and engage in lesbian subtext.
 * : Four students who hate each other live together.