Majesty

You have inherited the crown of The Kingdom of Ardania, a Medieval European Fantasy kingdom with a surplus of heroes but a desperate need of an inspired leader to lead them to victory. Taking up the throne of Ardania, it is your duty as Sovereign to forge alliances with the other races, placate the gods, hire heroes to defend your kingdom, and send them on quests to drive back the Always Chaotic Evil monsters that threaten Ardania's borders.

Released by Cyberlore in 2000, Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim portrays a typical fantasy RPG world from a slightly different angle. The game can probably best be described as a city-building Sim with Real Time Strategy and RPG Elements, but that doesn't quite encompass the extent of the gameplay. The player is cast as the Sovereign of Ardania, a deliberately stereotypical fantasy kingdom, and is given complete control over construction, taxation, research, and the hiring of heroes to defend the realm.

Gameplay starts with the player in control of their palace. From here, they can send out peasants to construct new buildings, including guardhouses for the Redshirt Army, shops, and guilds, temples, and enclaves for other races. The last three all allow the player to hire heroes, the bulk of the game's units. Uniquely, Majesty does not allow the player to command their heroes directly - heroes will act intelligently based on their artificial intelligence, shopping and going hunting on their own time, but they can be enticed to act by placing bounties on specific enemies.

Although the player can cast a few unique spells, the bulk of the gameplay is based at the grand strategic level, where the player must make important strategic decisions. Only one non-human species can be brought to the city, due to Elves vs. Dwarves - should it be the industrious gnomes, the stout dwarves, or the graceful and silver-tongued elves? Many temples are also mutually exclusive, so the player much choose his religious affiliations carefully. The game plays out in a unique fashion, with a clever sense of humor and a well-developed backstory.

An expansion back, appropriately titled The Northern Expansion, was released in 2002; it was released with the original game in a box set called Majesty Gold. A sequel, Majesty Legends, was in development, but was eventually canceled. Paradox has since acquired the rights to the franchise, and Majesty 2 is out now.

In addition, there is a version of Majesty recently developed for cell phones, by Herocraft and Paradox Interactive. To save on memory, it cuts out and/or fuses the functions of many aspects of the original Majesty (for example, you can only build temples to Agrela, Krypta, or Krolm, and they're all mutually exclusive, you can no longer hire gnomes, their dwelling instead providing a one-time reduction to construction time on all buildings on the map, although it still prevents you from hiring elves or dwarves, and several types of heroes, such as rogues, are removed entirely). This version takes, if possible, an even more tongue-in-cheek look at the stereotypical fantasy setting than the original version did, replacing the graphics with cartoony sprites and adding a number of blatant references (your wizards can randomly be named Gandalf). The campaign is significantly shorter as well, comprising a handful of linearly unlocked missions.

Apart of the main games, two spinoff games set in the same universe have been released. The first one, Defenders of Ardania, is a Tower Defense & Offense game. The second, Warlock: Master of the Arcane, is a turn based 4X game in the style of Master of Magic, and is considered a Spiritual Successor of it.

Both the main games and the spinoffs can be bought at Steam.


 * Absurdly Spacious Sewer: Judging by what crawls out, at least. Or rolls out. "Ratapults"?
 * Action Girl: Approximately a sixth of the heroes -- the priestesses, the solarii, and the paladins.
 * And possibly the elves, but it's hard to tell. According to the flavor text of the "re-imagining" Majesty ones Elfs were all Male, and serve the human world in gender shifts.
 * In the sequel (which has better 3D graphics), the elves are clearly female, with large assets. The other heroes are also changed a little: all rogues are now female (however, you can upgrade them to assassins which look male, but don't speak, so it's hard to tell), and the clerics are female too (upgradable to the priestesses for Krypta and Agrela), while paladins now upgrade from fighters, and thus will always be male.
 * Added Alliterative Appeal: "Rise of the Ratmen". "Hold Off the Goblin Hordes" has Added Assonative Appeal.
 * All Myths Are True: If you hear stories about spheres of power, legendary monsters, or crowns, they are out there somewhere and will inevitably be the focus of The Quest.
 * All There in the Manual: Literally. The manual contains a lot of vignettes about life in Ardania. Additionally, flavor text is provided for all buildings and units. You can litterally click on just about anything from treasure chests to a random pack of magical flowers and immediately get a explanation of its mechanical benefits and flavor
 * All Trolls Are Different: In this case, they are chubby, regenerating brutes who spontaneously erupt from the ground and love smashing up Marketplaces over all else.
 * An Axe to Grind: Ratman champions and goblin overlords use halberds. Barbarians use this in conjunction with a club.
 * Apathy Killed the Cat: The tax collectors and builders are programmed to neither question nor flee the waves of Always Chaotic Evil monsters and are usually among the first to die when the land is invaded. This is improved in Majesty 2, where the peasants and tax collectors will attempt to flee if they are in danger. They still die in droves though, I hope you like that "AHH! *ching ching*" sound!
 * Arbitrary Headcount Limit: Usually four; you can spend 12,000 gold and still only get four monks per temple.
 * The non-human dwellings only allow 3 per guild, two for elves.
 * The Archer: Rangers and elves. Rogues can use crossbows, as well.
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: Subverted. You yourself cannot go destroy the dark castle of the liche queen, dragons, minotaurs, etc.; you must coax your heroes into destroying the dark castle of the liche queen, dragons, minotaurs, etc., and whatever offensive and defensive spells you can cast are done under the paid auspices of your hero's guilds.
 * Awesome but Practical: Dwarves in general. They're rather tough fighters, can repair buildings well, and every dwarven building can shoot ballistae.
 * Paladins.
 * Fairgrounds. Money to tax, occasional buffs to heroes in competitions, and letting all heroes be able to gain levels while removing the risk.
 * Werewolves in the Monster Kingdom expansion for the second game. A mountain of HP and regeneration, plus a spread of useful area attacks and powerful blows that let them chew through small armies long before the army can make a dent in their HP totals. And they're also incredibly dapper.
 * Awesome but Impractical: Direct damage spells, for the most part. Being able to deal damage to any monster on the map is always nice... but they have to be spammed like crazy to have any real effect, which will eat through even a 10000+ gold reserve like popcorn. And if you try using them on a monster with magic resistance, about half of those will be negated anyway. Wizard guild spells particularly so, since they have a limited range to begin with.
 * Earthquake too. It's the only way to deal direct damage to buildings other than Lightning Bolt (which suffers from all the problems of wizard guild spells), and deals a rather large amount of damage at that. However, while the cost is manageable, it has an incredibly long cooldown before it or any sorcerer spells are available again. Since Change of Heart is a vital spell for getting your heroes out of trouble, it's generally a bad idea to incapacitate yourself for such a long period of time. Plus it runs the risk of damaging your own buildings if you place the earthquake too close to your kingdom...
 * Temples to Krolm. Barbarians are one of the best melee fighters in the game, with damage exceeding that of paladins, and the ability to go into a Non-Lethal KO instead of dying. Rage of Krolm is a very potent spell, too. However, if you build it, you can't build any other temple, meaning you give up almost all the spells in the game and a ton of heroes that mostly fulfill unique roles. Most of the time, that's simply too steep of a price. In the times when multiplayer was played though, most players banned use of Krolm though, despite how big of a crutch Krolm is.
 * Adepts, usually. They constantly use speed charms on themselves, making them the fastest characters in the game, and have incredibly good stats to boot. Unfortunately, they spend most of the time patrolling your palace, so they rarely put their skills to good use by, say, exploring or fighting monsters. And even when they do get into a fight, they're extremely cowardly, usually fleeing after a single hit. Once they get a few levels under their belts they shape up, especially in the Northern Expansion, which gives them the ability to teleport anywhere on the map, turning them into something of a magical SWAT team.
 * Ax Crazy: Warriors of discord are insane to the point of stupidity and are quite bloodthirsty. They wear leather "armor" and use a Blade On a Stick
 * Back From the Dead: A fully upgraded Temple to Agrela or Krypta will grant you resurrection spells. This is useful, as resurrected heroes keep their level intact.
 * The sequel shifts the ressurection function to a graveyard building, eliminating the need to invest heavily into high level temples to access that ability. However, graveyards are placed automatically the first time a hero dies, and periodically spawn animated skeletons and zombies.
 * Healers do this when killed. Once per gained level.
 * One of the perks of Barbarians is their ability to turn death into a Non-Lethal KO.
 * Bald Women: Healers of Agrela.
 * Barbarian Hero: Barbarians, Warriors of Discord
 * Bare-Fisted Monk: The monks of Dauros.
 * The Beast Master: Higher level cultists can charm most animal and animal-like mooks. Priestesses can do similar with undead, as well as often creating their own skeleton mooks.
 * The Berserker: As explained in Too Dumb to Live, below, all the heroes can be this, but some more than others. Barbarians and warriors of discord are infamous for doing nothing but -- they're strong, but they'll die the moment they hit something they can't take because they never back down.
 * Blade On a Stick: The weapon of choice for the Redshirt Army. No heroes use spears, though the warriors of discord use weapons that are literally called "blade-sticks". (They look more like scythes, however)
 * Boring but Practical: Warriors and marketplaces.
 * Also, building ballista towers constantly, which is time- and gold-consuming, but guarantees you'll be practically invincible.
 * Boss in Mook Clothing:
 * Daemonwoods can easily slaughter unprepared heroes, are rather difficult to kill, and are actually quite common in a lot of quests.
 * They're demonic trees. There are a lot of trees, so there would be a high daemonwood population...
 * Dragons are also extremely difficult to kill and can two-shot even high-level heroes, though they aren't as common.
 * Dragons are actually perfect for level grinding priestesses - fighting a dragon gives a lot of experience and since their Breath Weapon is of "ranged" category skeletons are almost immune to it. Unless a priestess actually wanders somewhere alone and gets killed her skeletons will Zerg Rush any dragon and slowly kill it.
 * Vampires. They have relatively low health, but because of their life drain spell they can take a long time to kill. Additionally, they have the magic mirror spell, making wizards and spells useless against them.
 * I'm MELTing! Wizards + Vampires = Tears and Graveyards
 * Evil occuli aren't easy to deal with either. They have a sizable amount of HP, and spam Paralyze (one of the most powerful spells in the game) on any unlucky hero wandering near them.
 * Captain Ersatz: Krolm, the God of Barbarians. Sounds pretty familiar, doesn't he?
 * Additionally, one of the randomly selected names your barbarians can have is "Kornan".
 * Call a Smeerp A Rabbit: Elven "bungalows", which bear little resemblance to the modern British or North American English use of the term. Explained on The Other Wiki.
 * Command and Conquer Economy: Partly averted; you have to build most buildings, but houses, graveyards, sewers, and the like will develop on their own.
 * The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: In one quest, "The Siege", you need to fight an enemy monarch who can do the exact same things you can: build stuff, place reward flags, hire heroes, etc. However, all of his caravans have twice as many hit points as yours, which is annoying since destroying his caravans is the simplest way to win.
 * He also has practically infinite amounts of money unless you make an effort to destroy said caravans. Furthermore, he starts with a fully-developed kingdom and fully-upgraded temples; you do not.
 * Your wizards also join him (presumably because they're snobbish upper class Insufferable Geniuses), so he has access to both wizards and their spells, which you cannot get during the quest, ever.
 * Cliché Storm: Intentional.
 * Troperiffic
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Cultists and warriors of discord can be rather crazy at times. Fitting, since their patron god is the god of chaos.
 * Critical Existence Failure: Most egregious with buildings, of all things. As long as there is a single hit point left, your peasants can rebuild it. But if not, whoops! Looks like you'll have to build a new one.
 * This still occurs with heroes and monsters, but is slightly less egregious because they leave behind short-lived gravestones, which can be the target of resurrection spells and from which your rogues can gather loot. Also, a dead hero can easily crop up later in a graveyard or mausoleum (the latter capable of being used to resurrect long-dead heroes). It's played absolutely straight with henchmen though...
 * Crystal Dragon Jesus: Dauros.
 * Not precisely. While Dauros generally takes the place of "God" in many expressions, the other gods are also prominent and worshiped.
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy: The player can be this, as he can set up a properly working infrastructure to offset the somewhat questionable wisdom of your heroes. Also considering that you have a general idea of how each hero thinks (rogues love gold of all sorts, rangers love to explore, etc.), you can goad your heroes into vaguely doing what you want, even if the execution isn't quite what you were expecting.
 * Dark Is Not Evil: You can build temples to the gods of chaos and death, but the god of chaos is also depicted as the god of nature, and the goddess of death simply presides over death, rather than seeking it, and sees herself as something of an egalitarian.
 * However, the followers of the goddess of death do long for it -- whenever a priestess of Krypta perishes, she is heard to cry out, "At last!"
 * And Cultists are more or less well intentioned hippies, more or less Chaotic Good or Neutral, Warriors of Discord however are the closer to Chaotic Evil. Though to be fair, they just want to hit things with their painstick.
 * Damage Is Fire: The fact that it doesn't deal additional damage is particularly humourous when the building being damaged is made of ice.
 * Deader Than Dead: If you wait too long to resurrect a fallen hero, his or her gravestone will disappear, and they can't be resurrected unless you have a mausoleum.
 * Death Seeker: Along with yelling "At last!" when they die, priestesses of Krypta sulk if resurrected. They consider death to simply be heaven and being resurrected would effectively be their equivalent of being kicked out of heaven.
 * Deceased Parents Are the Best: Your second-in-command often talks about your late mother, the previous Sovereign, from whom you inherited the crown. She was apparently something of a political Badass.
 * Drop the Hammer: Dwarves.
 * Easter Egg:
 * Eldritch Abomination: The rather appropriately named "Abomination" from the expansion's "Vigil For a Fallen Hero" quest.
 * Elemental Powers:
 * Playing With Fire - Solarii, Wizards
 * Blow You Away - Adepts
 * Green Thumb - Cultists, Healers
 * Dark Is Edgy - Priestesses, the Witch King, the Liche Queen
 * Dishing Out Dirt - Dauros
 * Light'Em Up - Paladins
 * Poisonous Person - Ratmen, users of poison plants, Cultists
 * Pure Energy - Wizards
 * Shock and Awe - Wizard guild spells
 * Elves Versus Dwarves: Gnomes, dwarves, and elves will gladly join your human settlements but spit at each other. Well, the gnomes don't actually hate the others. It's just that the others really, REALLY hate the gnomes. (And even humans aren't a big fan of them.) It's also implied that the goblins and ratmen hate each other. (Then again, it's implied that the ratmen hate everyone. So do the minotaurs.)
 * Emotion Eater: According to the flavor text for Url Shekk, he's one of these, and causes torture and suffering so he can feed off of those emotions.
 * Enemy Mine: In the sequel, the priesthood of Ardania launches a coup via the "Spirit of Kings" and kicks you and your adviser out. There's only one organization left to turn to: the monsters you spent the main campaign killing off. Awkward, yes, and you have to resolve the new problems you gave each monster group not too long ago.
 * Everyone Join the Party: In the final quest of the original game, you can't recruit any non-humans or build any temples. However, your single exploring guild can uncover every single kind of hero hiding in your kingdom, who all band together to take on every single kind of evil the game has to offer.
 * Everything's Worse With Bears: Hellbears are easily capable of killing low-level heroes. Inverted for the cultists of Fervus, though; at higher levels, they gain the ability to transform into hellbears, greatly increasing their health, attack speed, and damage.
 * Evil Tower of Ominousness: The witch king's.
 * The Fair Folk: Dryads are implacably hostile to humans, and no one really knows why.
 * Fog of War
 * Fragile Speedster: The adepts of Lunord. They don't die very easily, but they will flee a fight upon breaking a fingernail, so it still applies.
 * Cultists may be a straighter example.
 * At least until they hit level 7 and gain the Shapeshift spell, at which point they become Lightning Bruisers.
 * Fridge Logic: How do you poison a rock golem?
 * Or any undead creature, for that matter?
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: The elven lounges (read: Bordello) and the "luxuries" it sells.
 * Healing Factor
 * I'm Melting: Wizards will say this exact phrase when they die, complete with added Narm.
 * There are a few monsters who use type A or type E for their death animations, as well.
 * The Kingdom
 * Kleptomaniac Hero: Rogues, unsurprisingly, will steal gold from buildings waiting to be collected by your tax collectors.
 * In the sequels Monster Kingdom expansion, Ratmen are the equivalent of rogues and just as gold hungry.
 * Knife Nut: Cultists, who throw them. Healers and gnomes use daggers, as well.
 * Rogues in the sequel dual wield knives.
 * Large Ham: Many of the boss monsters have a rather loud voice clip when they appear. Vendral's "WHO HAS DISTURBED MY SLUMBER?!" and the Witch King's "THIS is MY realm!" take the cake, however.
 * Some of the heroes can be this, too.
 * In the Monster Kingdom expansion of the sequel, Ratmen. "I will buy.... I will buy..... EVERYTHING!
 * Leaning On the Fourth Wall / The Cuckoolander Was Right: When cultists level up, they say "Ooh, pretty star!", and the level up indicator is a star above the hero's head...
 * They say "What a pretty flag!" when going after an attack or explore flag, too.
 * Level Grinding: The fairgrounds allow heroes to gain levels without the possibility of dying.
 * Lightning Bruiser: Adepts, though they'll flee a fight upon breaking a fingernail, and simply patrol the immediate vicinity of your town most of the time.
 * Paladins and solarii may also count, as they're fast despite being tough fighters.
 * Luck Based Mission:
 * Let's see you beat the expansion mission "Legendary Heroes" if your heroes just can't (or won't) uncover all six randomly-placed barrows on the gigantic map within 30 days.
 * There actually is a way to eliminate the randomness factor: save your game at the start of the quest, find out where the barrows are, then restart and put explore flags at those locations immediately. Getting your paltry amount of heroes over there in time is still extremely difficult, but it helps.
 * Note that for the above to work you'd have to save the game just as you start the mission and then, after uncovering the barrows, reload the saved game, as using the restart option from the options menu will cause a fresh map to be generated.
 * Or if you can't scrounge together enough gold to spam enough wizards towers to first find all six barrows using the farseeing spell and then lightning them all to death.
 * Meaningful Name: The cell phone version takes this one and runs away with it; the (small) pool of randomized names for each hero type is comprised entirely of hilariously appropriate monikers. "Manhater" the Paladin and "Armless" the Healer, anyone?
 * Magikarp Power: Gnomes start out pitifully weak and are really useful only to get your initial guilds built. However, those with enough time and patience to grind them up to level 10 through the fairgrounds or forcing them into combat through some means will transform them into Gnomish Champions, which have stats nearly on par with PALADINS.
 * It's actually only level 8 in the Northern Expansion and gnome champions don't exist in the original (though the gnomes still cry out, "I am a CHAMPION!" as they do upon reaching level 8 in NE). It also isn't quite as big of a game breaker when you consider their low damage and poor hitpoints (they recieve a boost from the pitiful number of hitpoints they have when upgrading to champions, but it's still very low for other melee heroes of the same level).
 * Medieval European Fantasy
 * Mighty Glacier: Warriors and dwarves.
 * Mind Rape: The spells uses all function like this. Two of them make heroes flee in terror, and the third is Mind Control.
 * Narm: Some of the heroes' voice clips, especially the wizards' "I'm MELTING!" Many of the healers' voice clips are spoken rather seriously, however, which can cause a bit of Mood Whiplash if you're used to the other heroes' ridiculous voice clips.
 * Nature Hero: Cultists and, to a lesser extent, barbarians.
 * Necromancer: Subverted with the priestesses of Krypta, who appear to animate a copy of their own skeleton to create minions, instead of using other peoples'.
 * Nintendo Hard: The final mission of the original game "Day of Reckoning", which had various boss monsters attack you pretty much every day. (They also brought a slew of Demonic Spiders with them when they appeared) And in the expansion pack, there's the aforementioned "Legendary Heroes" mission and the Master level quest "Spires of Death", in which the titular towers had ridiculously high hit points, would blast any hero that came near with extremely powerful spells, and respawn with full health if you don't destroy all of them within a single day. Not to mention "Vigil For a Fallen Hero", where you can't recruit any heroes and have to make sure the ones you start with don't die. (That's not even counting the downloadable quests "The Wrath of Krolm", which had a boss with four thousand hit points, and the Unwinnable "Balance of Twilight")
 * Tomb of the Dragon King. Have fun being attacked by at least three dragons every three days or so, and having a paltry amount of starting gold. Your kingdom will be reduced to rubble many times over. This troper actually found it more difficult than The Day of Reckoning.
 * This can be somewhat alleviated by making a mad rush for priestesses and hoping their skeletons stall/kill the dragons, until your kingdom is more developed.
 * Majesty 2, and how! Each guild only holds 3 heroes, and the more advanced classes aren't available right away in most of the "beginner" and "advanced" quests. There is one mission where the kingdom is constantly under fire by a dragon, with minotaurs and serpents attacking your kingdom every 5 minutes, and including the annoyance of sewer rats and ratmen! Good luck hoping your heroes will survive the constant attacks in time to find the witch who will help you find a way to defeat the dragon...and did we mention this particular mission is listed as "Advanced", rather than "Expert"?
 * After awhile, the missions become essentially luck based. Monster Kingdom is damnright impossible after a few levels in due to the rampant cheating the AI puts your through
 * YMMV, and then some. Actually, one of the biggest complaints about this game is that once you get past the minute 10 mark on (MOST) maps, if you're still alive, you've won. The dragon level would probably qualify as more of a Wakeup level
 * Non-Lethal KO: Barbarians have a chance of going into one of these instead of dying.
 * Only in It For The Money: Rogues, represented in-game by their being the class most susceptible to rewards. "Leave... my gold... alone..."
 * Perspective Flip: Each scenario is essentially a whole load of RPG Quests from the point of view of the king setting them. The heroes join a guild, upgrade their equipment, learn spells, and either chase bounties or engage in Random Encounters.
 * Person of Mass Destruction: A Wizard with a few levels. As long as that darned mirror spell doesn't happen.
 * The Quest: What you send heroes on.
 * The Quiet One: The monks of Dauros.
 * Redshirt Army: Your non-hero units are basically worthless in combat. Indeed, the best you can hope for from even "elite" guardsmen is that the troll that appeared from the sewer entrance next door will miss them a couple of times before they die, thus allowing The Cavalry to stop the guardhouse from being destroyed as well.
 * A kingdom with a Temple to Fervus and one to Krypta will likely soon have a high number of charmed, if weak, mook allies. The Temple to Fervus even produces its own animals for this.
 * RPG Elements
 * Shout Out: In addition to wizards named Gandalf, in the cell phone version you can have warriors of discord named Nazgul, elves named Legolas (compounded because the elf sprites greatly resemble Legolas as portrayed by Orlando Bloom), and dwarves named Gimli. It's a wonder they haven't gotten a call from Tolkien's lawyers.
 * When one of your heroes reaches a high level (around 20), a gazebo building will appear, which allows heroes to rest inside. It's a reference to Heroes of Might and Magic, where in first two installments gazebo was a map object that gave visiting heroes experience, with the flavor text explaining that they've met an old, experienced hero there, that taught the a few tricks.
 * Soul Jar: Skeleton warlords Styx and Stones provide a unique twist on this old chestnut. It is said that "as long as one lives the other cannot truly die." Meaning that to be permanently defeated they must both be killed simultaniously.
 * Spiteful AI: In the quest "Valley of the Serpents", enemy monsters, even ones that don't attack buildings normally, will specifically target your elven bungalows and ignore other buildings most of the time. (You lose if all your bungalows are destroyed, by the way)
 * Squishy Wizards / Glass Cannon: They start out with four hit points and keel over if breathed on or looked at funny. However, if they survive long enough to gain a few levels, they can take out almost anything in a few shots. See: Linear Warriors Quadratic Wizards.
 * Just keep them far, FAR away from medusae, greater gorgons, and vampires at all times.
 * Subverted with the priestesses of Krypta: They have low defense and health, but regularly create skeletons to fight for them, which distract monsters from the priestesses themselves. They are also have a life drain spell, which can keep them alive if they manage to survive a hit or two.
 * Stalked By the Bell: In the Nintendo Hard Luck Based Mission "Legendary Heroes". Unlike the other Timed Missions, you don't immediately lose when time is up...an endless earthquake starts instead, which will eventually reduce your palace to rubble.
 * Stone Wall: Dwarves and monks, though they're strong offensively as well.
 * A more straight example are guard towers. They are immobile, do only minor damage, serve as a base for a single Redshirt guardsman who can slow an enemy down by a few seconds, but they have a huge reserve of hitpoints compared to most creatures, and can stall foes long enough for heroes to rally to it.
 * Stupid Good: Paladins, who are virtuous heroes committed to fighting injustice wherever it dwells, even if they have absolutely no chance of victory.
 * Supporting Leader: You, at least in terms of the traditional RPG storyline.
 * Timed Mission: The quests Elven Treachery, Quest For the Holy Chalice, and Deal With the Demon. You have only thirty days for the first two, and forty for the latter. Legendary Heroes is a variant; you're Stalked By the Bell instead of losing immediately once the time is up. (Exploiting this is key to victory)
 * Too Dumb to Live / Artificial Stupidity / Suicidal Overconfidence: The vast majority of heroes are utter morons. They'll often flee in terror from monsters they can handle easily, or, worse, start "beserking" the instant they see a monster, meaning they'll keep fighting even when they're out of healing potions and low on health. Even healers. This is why the "Change of Heart" spell in the Northern Expansion is a godsend, as are solarii, who are one of the few heroes who don't do this.
 * Universal Poison / Poisoned Weapons: A level 2 rogues' guild will let your heroes poison their weapons for a fee, and the cultists of Fervus will regularly plant poisonous plants that can be gathered by rangers and rogues for the same effect.
 * Unwinnable: The downloadable quest "Balance of Twilight" is notorious for crashing immediately upon completion of the final goal in the mission, but before registering as a victory.
 * Voice Grunting
 * Voice of the Legion: Vendral; justified since he has two heads.
 * Also seen with