Total Drama Island/Radar

""No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.""

- Noah, Total Drama World Tour

While this is a Canadian show (meaning they can get away with much "naughtier" stuff, since the Canadian rating system is different than the American one), you still have to wonder how some of these scenes managed to get past anyone's radar:

Total Drama Island:
 * In Up the Creek, Cody pulls bread out of his pants, which can be excusable because his pockets couldn't fit a whole loaf. Later, it is also shown that he had a can of pop in his pants, which could have fit into his pockets.
 * When he pulled said can of pop from his pants, it looked suspiciously like he was doing something else down there...
 * You've gotta wonder what happened to the censors when you consider Trent gets away with saying hell in X-Treme Torture.
 * How the hell does cartoon network censor the word boobies but not hell? Makes you wonder.
 * Granted, he was referring to it as a place, but still.
 * Owen has to give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear. First of all, that should not be done to anyone, much less a sleeping bear.
 * Some may have not considered this a problem, except when Owen exits the cave, there is a shot of the bear rubbing its chest area.

"Owen: No! I like girls! I just don't want to sleep next to them! (Beat) ... Wait! No! That's not what I meant!"
 * Within the very first episode, Owen mentions that he was glad the boys slept in the same cabin together. Cue shocked looks from the rest of the guys. Owen's attempts to correct the Double Entendre just make it sound more and more gay.

"Duncan: What are the sleeping arrangements? /points to Heather/ Because I want to bunk with her!"
 * "Not So Happy Campers Part One":

"Heather: Get bent!"
 * Actually he said he wanted to bunk "under her", which is arguably worse.
 * From the same episode:

"Eva: You got that right, Sister Thunder-Thighs.
 * This exchange in Season 1 ep No Pain, No Game:

LeShawna: Oh, oh, oh, TELL me the macho mama with butt-cheeks tighter than my weave did not just say that!"

"DJ: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
 * "Not So Happy Campers - Part 1:"

/cut to contestants standing at the top of a massive cliff overlooking the lake/

DJ: Aw, s- (censored)"

"Owen: Hey, check it out! I've got wood!"
 * From the second episode we have:

""If this boat's a rockin', Don't Come a Knockin!""
 * "Wow Bridgette, you pitch a tent like a guy!"
 * Owen, when in a canoe with Heather for a challenge, gives us this gem:

"Owen: Alright, meatballs!
 * The entire 'Cody-trying-to-get-Gwen's-bra' subplot of Up The Creek, all the way up to his final line, "A gentleman never kisses and tells." The censors weren't distracted. They were dead.
 * LeShawna grabbing her own boobs while insulting Heather for being flat chested in Brunch Of Disgustingness.
 * Also in Brunch Of Disgustingness:

Chris: Not exactly...

Shot of a bull ox holding its head and groaning in pain"

"Owen: Alright, meatballs! (starts eating)
 * And that was just the bowdlerized version. Here's how that scene went in the Canadian airing:

Chris: Not exactly...Chef?

Chef: It's beef testicles, borginon!

Owen: Testicles?! (does a Spit Take in DJ's face)"

"Owen: Owen's not getting to second base, is he.
 * In serial killer episode, on tv:

Izzy: (shakes head)

Owen: ...First base?

Izzy: (shakes head again)

Owen: (beat) ...Is he going up to bat - (Izzy punches him)"

"Owen: I can't die now! I never had a date! I never had a girlfriend! I never got to live out any of my " Owen gets jiggy" fantasies!(Owen starts dancing while vague R&B music plays and Gwen begs him to stop). He was also in nothing but a loin cloth."
 * From Camp Castaways:

"Chris: Aw, nuts!"
 * From the same episode, Chris mentions using props from a movie called "Bigassic Park" to design the deserted island. Yes, the film was called Bigassic Park.
 * In the episode Who Can You Trust?, a blindfolded Chris tries to hit an arrow being balanced on DJ's head using a crab apple and a slingshot (It Makes Sense in Context) but ends up accidentally hitting an important part of DJ's anatomy instead. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, radar-wise, but when Chris realizes that he missed his target...


 * From the same episode, Gwen is climbing a rock wall in a race against DJ, Heather had attached an extra rope to Gwen's shorts, pulling on it when she had climbed higher than DJ, giving everyone there a nice view. She then catches the now ripped pants before exclaiming "screw it" and climbs the rest of the way in her underwear (more panty shot) winning the challenge and cheering with her pants held in the air before realizing she's giving everyone an even better view, swearing "crap" and covering herself up.
 * And let us not forget the time Heather, in an attempt to stop Harold from winning a challange by untying a rope attached to the jet ski she's driving (once again, It Makes Sense in Context) gets her tube top snagged on a tree branch...and then pulled completely off by the momentum of the jet ski.

Total Drama Action: "Harold: (to LeShawna) You're like Albert Einstein, but with better hair...and (creepy face) girly bits (wiggles fingers suggestively)."
 * In Total Drama Action, Harold calls his butt his "greatest ass-et."
 * Duncan almost said "Payback's a - (bitch)" in the confessional in TDA before the camera cut him off.
 * Then there's Harold's line in The Sand Witch Project:

"Harold: I'd never thought I'd say this, but I'm scared of beavers!"
 * In the second season, Beth falls on top of Izzy. She says "Hey, you break 'em, you pay for 'em." I'll give you a while to figure out what she's talking about.
 * From Total Drama Action:

"Duncan: Seeing Chef? Good. Seeing Chef as a transgendered troll? (snickers) Priceless."
 * In "Dial M for Merger" Beth offers Courtney her French maid outfit in exchange for safety. Everyone looks squicked at this until Beth explains that it was a costume for a play.
 * From "The Princess Pride", when Duncan is trying to cheat blindly crossing a bridge guarded by Chef, who's dressed up as a toothless troll with a girly wig:

"Lindsay: "Ooo, your face, in my glands. Ooo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, it's you and meeee!""
 * Lindsay's song in 'Rock N Rule,' though she was probably getting the lyrics wrong, this is what she sang:

"Duncan: (looking very tired and with dark circles under his eyes) Don't worry, I spent the night in trailer.
 * And then we have this:

Owen: ... Ohohohoho, niiiicceee, well come on! Details!

Duncan: Down boy! We just talked!

Owen: Suuuure."

"Duncan: I'm pretty much a Houdini at tying and untying anything. Comes in handy a lot of ways I don't think Ma had in mind."
 * In Mutiny on the Soundstage when Duncan and Beth are tied up:

""Wait a minute! That's a rectal thermometer!""
 * The Halloween Episode (or the horror-themed-episode anyway) has Chris falling on a pole and using a special effect to look like he got impaled by it. Graphically. This, combined with a - simulated, of course - Dies Wide Open, results in what may be the most gratuitous instance of Gorn in a kids' show.
 * The illness-related episode has this gem:


 * Heather and Gwen's rivalry being described as an epic hate-on during Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special.

Total Drama World Tour: "Chef: Chris is such an idiot. ...Why's the PA still on? Oh, sh- (PA cuts off)"
 * In the song "This Is How We Will End It," Heather promises to be Alejandro's "human drill-rig" if he rescues her from under a boulder. They're competing in a digging challenge, but still...
 * This poster for Total Drama World Tour. Courtney's breasts are really... out there, aren't they?
 * Example from "Walk Like An Egyptian Part One":

"Alejandro: (singing) Scarabs, get busy now."
 * Not to mention calling the contestants "fruitcakes" for the singing.
 * From that same episode, Ezekiel says "What the shizzle?". Anybody familiar with Snoop Dogg speak most likely know what this means.
 * The writers have snuck crap past the radar with Alejandro's Gratuitous Spanish at least once, having him say, "malditos incompetentes" (damned incompetents).
 * Apparently, that was the edited version; what he was really saying was being censored with a long BLEEP, not unlike when Lindsay flipped Heather the bird in the first season.
 * Walk Like An Egyptian: Part II had a mating song that nearly killed the radar.

"Willy: Bridgette, will you kiss this pole?"
 * This deleted scene in Broadway, Baby! has Cody falling into the Statue of Liberty's boobs and almost dying. Unfortunately cut from the US version, but still very radar-shattering.
 * Chef: "But what a way to go!"
 * Also:

"Noah: (snickers) Cody's got a tiny sausage!"
 * Not to mention fan speculation that it's, well...
 * Noah's line during the sausage-making challenge in Slap Slap Revolution. Made hilarious by the size of the two's relationship in fanon:

"Cody: You'll have to jam the needle into my naked butt-cheek. (winks)"
 * Not to mention the position of said sausage.
 * "The Am-AH-Zon Race" didn't just kill the radar, it killed it, slept with its wife, shot its dog, stole its car and then killed it again.
 * Owen says that Alejandro might slightly not totally like him, and that hitting him in the face didn't help... "unless he likes that kind of thing. Fingers crossed."

"Gwen: "You are not allowed to enjoy this."
 * Gwen has to stick her hand into Cody's pants to find his flashlight, while she moves her hand about Cody, who by the way, is not wearing any underwear, has an expression on his face that makes you think he's getting a freakin' handjob. What Gwen told him before doing it, and his confessional directly afterwards didn't help much.

Cody: (grins sleazily) "Gwen touched my butt. I was wearing pants, but it was pretty much my butt.""

"Gwen: Chris, Chris, Chris! The Zingies! Caught by the tree, tied up, my hands are in Cody's pants, this trouble is big!
 * Gwen finds a pair of X-Ray glasses in Cody's pocket. He's on a team with four girls, guess what he does with it.
 * Not only that, but Gwen looks at Cody naked using said pair of glasses (thinking she would see his underwear). After that, Sierra asks to borrow those glasses (we all know why), and said she plans to have her arms extended, so next time, she will be the one to reach Cody's pants.
 * The above is made even worse by a scene soon after, where Intoxication Ensues-mode Gwen makes a hysterical call to Chris to report what had happened to Team Amazon:

Tyler:(overhears on other line, without knowing what's really going on) Way to go Cody!

Cody: Thank you!"

"Courtney: I was a C.I.T!
 * From Newf Kids On The Rock:

Heather: More like a B-I-T-C-

Gwen: Guys, let's get going."

"Sierra: I can only strip Cody! And he can only strip me!"
 * No wonder Noah's cousins aren't allowed to watch this show!--one of Noah's only two confessional uses ever was used to lampshade Getting Crap Past the Radar. And then Owen had one a minute later for no other purpose than to echo that Lampshade Hanging. Obviously the writers are very comfortable about their current situation with the censors.
 * I See London absolutely slaughtered the radars. To wit:
 * "I'd like to top his honor roll!...Did that sound creepy?"
 * "Stop enjoying this, you (censored)!"
 * Sierra pinning down "Cody" and ripping off his clothes.
 * The downloadable version of "Strip Them Down" in I See London:

"Gwen: Ha! Suck it, Courtney!"
 * "...uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth."
 * "Ow, my wiener!" It's like they're not even trying anymore.
 * Also when Gwen distracts the dogs with the shiny egg, she says "I guess dogs are just as trainable as lizards, and just as inbred" how did the censors miss this?!
 * In Aftermath: Aftermayhem, Geoff says that Blaineley is "full of you-know-what" during his song about her.
 * Geoff: "Well now, ain't karma a- "
 * In Picnic at Hanging Dork, when, she gives us this line:

"Cody: I don't want kids! (terrified voice) She can't make me have kids, right!?"
 * In the beginning of "Chinese Fake Out":

"Alejandro: (to Heather) Well "loser" is what the lion called you, when you when you couldn't find your baaaalls... (quickly) Tranq-balls that is."
 * From African Lying Society:

"Heather: I'm fast AND flexible."
 * At one point in Rapa-phooey we get Cute Shotaro Boy Cody sitting in Badass Spaniard Alejandro's lap and hugging him, while Alejandro nervously asks him to get off before someone sees them. Ladies and gentlemen, the radar is no longer with us.
 * Being in Drumheller lead to a "Put me the heller down!" joke from Heather.
 * Chris's wallpaper is  There's no more that needs to be said.
 * From Greece's Pieces

"Alejandro: "Mala suerte, mierda!" (which translates to "how unlucky, shit!")."
 * On "Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles", after stole his first place on a race.

"Heather: Guess what? I can just turn you off!
 * We also have this gem when Alejandro and Heather are using their walkie-talkies and get annoyed with one another:

Alejandro: Of course you can. You’re an expert at turning people off!"

"Tyler: I would never cheat on my Lindsay the way he hurt Courtney! He deserves two kicks to the -
 * In Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1 Chris introduces Alejandro as being able to "charm the pants off" any living creature. Think about it.
 * From "The Ex Files":
 * "Don't probe me, bro!" It should be noted that Tyler has a history of Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today.
 * This exchange:

Owen: Ahem."

Total Drama Revenge of the Island: "Chris: Hey, it's not my fault Lindsay is delicious!
 * From the same episode, Sam complains he's overstimulated. Scott then trips into him and falls on his back, and the giant spider webs them together. Scott gives him an awkward look while Sam says "Yep....Definatly overstimulated..."
 * Jo squat thrusting at Brick in "Backstabbers, Ahoy!".
 * From the same episode, there's Dawn saying that Brick enjoys being dominated.
 * From "Runaway Model":

[everyone gives him awkward looks]"

"Jo: I never kissed a guy.
 * "Zoey's ripe for the plucking, and as everyone back home knows, I'm a great plucker."
 * Jo working out "like the ancient Olympians." Even though it was just her shadow, it doesn't take much for the imagination to wander...
 * Speaking of Jo, Lightning seems to think she's a guy. Makes you wonder about the following exchange:

Lightning: Oh...uh...that's okay. Lightning don't judge."

"They're all over me! And they're biting my nuts! (holds bag of peanuts)"
 * In "Grand Chef Auto", Cameron get attacked by mutant chipmunks. His reaction:


 * Made funnier when you realize that peanuts aren't even really nuts.
 * In The Enchanted Franken-Forest, Cameron keeps getting scared by Lightning threatening him and hiding behind Zoey. Cameron is so short that his face is always up against Zoey's ass whenever he does this, which was at least three times.