The Lost Fleet/Funny

""We made it to the high-rise where Tanya's parents lived, and it was one of those secured-access places, so we jumped out of the car, ran up to the access panel, and Tanya pounded on it, yelling, 'They changed the access code! Mom, Dad, let us in!'""
 * Geary's description, in a conversation with Captain Duellos, of his arrival with Captain Desjani to meet her parents ... while trying to dodge the media and government big noises. As Duellos put it, "I've seen movies like this." They probably starred someone comparable to Leslie Nielsen or Eddie Murphy.


 * The ending of Victorious becomes subtly humorous when you realize that
 * All Men Are Perverts is invoked when a scientist, talking about how they can't be sure of understanding the fundamental values of the aliens, says to imagine how the human preoccupation with sex might look to someone who wasn't so focused. General Carabali claims that Marines, or Marine women at any rate, can go for measurable periods without thinking about sex. Captain Duellos counters that he once managed to not think of sex for several seconds ... but the experience made him question his masculinity.
 * Danaka Yoruk ration bars. In particular, Geary's complaint about the fact that a Danaka Yoruk bar might be his last meal.