Dexter/Awesome

"Dexter: DON'T...talk that way about my girlfriend. (stabs the shit out of the salesman)"
 * Rita and Dexter both have individual moments with the same purpose in Season 1: Both of them.
 * Rita finally telling her mother to shut the fuck up and tells her to get out and only show up for holidays and birthdays after her mother has constantly criticised Rita over so many things.
 * Dexter  in the Season 3 finale.
 * Made even more awesome by the fact that Dexter pulls a successful Hannibal Lecture on  that makes him lose the control that he wanted a few seconds before the awesome events mentioned above.
 * In "Born Free," the last episode of the first season: the Ice Truck Killer.
 * One of the earlier episodes of season two. Dexter after a car salesman that deals with his misogyny through murder, and Dexter wants advice on telling lies. The salesman gets into a rant about women, and calls Rita (Dexter's girlfriend) a cunt.

"By the way, that's your kidney."
 * Dexter in Season 2 when Doakes  Watch it here.
 * Dexter in Season 4 when Arthur
 * Also Jonah himself:
 * Also from season 4, Dexter
 * Dexter beating the crap out of Olivia's step dad for hitting her in secret. Even Harry thought it was awesome.
 * Made so much more awesome by how calm he remains throughout


 * In the season five premiere, Dexter knowingly takes an innocent life for the first time. Yet we still cheer him on since the guy was still a gigantic Jerkass who'd just viciously insulted Rita.
 * The thing about this kill was that it was entirely motivated by human emotion, Dexter's incredible grief and pain at losing Rita. So in twisted way, despite committing a brutal murder, it was Dexter being more human than he'd ever been.
 * Season 3 Big Bad Miguel Prado gets one when he's not even present:
 * He has another one a few episodes earlier, where he ochestrates the death of an Aryan Brotherhood gang leader and Complete Monster that Dexter had been unable to get at for years.
 * Deb after her previous hesitation with him almost got a hostage killed.
 * Her What the Hell Hero to La Guerta, getting her to reopen the Barrel Girls case.


 * Dexter in season 5
 * In the last episode of season 5
 * "Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strapon." Masuka's moment of awesome while shooting down someone trying to sneak something past him in a report.
 * Deb taking down a man shooting up a restaurant, shooting his legs when she realizes he has a bulletproof vest.
 * Deb verbally owning the sexist new detective she hired, after he refuses to believe she's his boss.
 * Angel and Quinn finding the Doomsday Killer's identity while stoned off their asses, completely showing up that same new detective from above.
 * Dexter killing Nick on the spot with far more passion than usual, after he shows no remorse for killing Brother Sam.
 * Dexter banishing Brian from his subconcious, after realizing he truly does have a conscience now.
 * In "Talk to the Hand", Dexter
 * In the season 6 finale, Dexter