Blackadder/Recap/S1/E06 The Black Seal

Edmund has had the last of his titles relinquished, no longer is he Duke of Edinburgh. Annoyed that he is even further from power, Edmund, Warden of the Royal Privvies, decides to seek out the most psychopathic murderers in England. On the way he meets a morris dancer to be his replacement for Baldrick.

He gathers his party: Sir Wilfred Death, Three-Fingered Pete, Guy de Glastonbury, Sean - the Irish Bastard, Friar Bellows, and Jack Large. They agree to call themeslves "The Black Seal," and all agree to attack the castle when Blackadder sends them a signal, of something black.

Whilst camping out, the morris dancer reveals himself to be Edmund's long-time rival, Philip of Bergundy, also known as the Hawk. He imprisons Blackadder, leaving him to die, along with Mad Gerald (Rik Mayall). 12 Months Later, Gerald is showing Blackadder his companions; Mr Rat and Mr Key. Edmund escapes and takes six black carrier pidgeons, and sends them out. He heads to take the castle before the Hawk.

The Seal arrive at the castle, and are met with the Hawk, who after learning how evil the Hawk is, they decide to join him, and kill Edmund. They tie him up to a torture chair, and go ahead to kill the royal family. They see some maids (Percy and Baldrick in a Paper Thin Disguise) who offer them goblets of wine, which were poisoned. The Seal and the Hawk all drop dead, but they are too late to rescue Edmund.

Edmund lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family. King Richard calls him, finally using his name correctly, "Edmund." It is then revealed that Percy had accidentally poisoned the entire vat of wine, and as the court toasts the Black Adder, or "The Black Dagger", thay all fall down, dying. Edmund wonders whether it was the wine that was poisoned, so he tests it on himself.

"No, seems perfectly alright to me. And now at last I shall be k..."

"King Richard: Edmund!
 * Character As Himself: Mad Gerald is billed as "Himself." It's Rik Mayall, presumably playing one of Flashart's ancestors that he'd rather not talk about...
 * Dramatic Unmask: Subverted in one of the first series' few genuine Crowning Moments of Funny - in "The Black Seal", an old and unkempt man Edmund has been travelling with transforms, apparently by magic, into a tall, striking nobleman with fine clothes and powerful-looking facial hair, asking if Edmund recognises him. Edmund does not. The man then reaches up and removes two fake-looking bushy eyebrows, revealing... two completely identical bushy eyebrows. Edmund immediately recognises him as Philip of Burgundy... The HAWK!
 * Even Evil Has Standards
 * Evil Versus Evil
 * Historical in Joke: Edmund's naming of the midget Jack Large, 'Large Jack' is an inversion of Robin Hood naming the giant John Little 'Little John.' Of course, unlike Little John, Jack Large not only does not get the joke, he takes offense.
 * Kill Em All: The survivors of a rather large cast this season are Percy and Baldrick
 * Legion of Doom
 * Magnificent Seven
 * Mood Whiplash
 * My Name Is Not Durwood: Double subverted.

Edmund: Father, you called me Edmund!

King Richard: Sorry, Edgar."

"The Hawk: "In precisely one minute, the spike will go up your nethers, the shears will cut off your ears, then these axes will chop off your hands... and I do not think we need to go into the attributes of the coddling grinder. Then these feathers will tickle you under whats left of your arms. And that is the amusing part."
 * Robotic Torture Device: Edmund is strapped to one:


 * Sedgwick Speech
 * Sinister Minister: Friar Bellows.
 * Time Skip: Mad Gerald's year-long laugh.
 * Too Dumb to Live: Edmund taste-tests the wine to see if it was poisoned. Percy also counts too, for inadvertently poisoning the entire castle's vat of wine rather than just teh goblets they prepared.