Non Sequitur Scene/Haiku

"A serious scene.

Suddenly, dancing hippos!

Let's just forget that."

"Intense storyline

Lots of fist-clenching drama

...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!"

"What am I watching?

The army was just routed.

Now they are singing."

"Story's really nice.

I know what to expect now.

WHAT? Pickle swordfight?"

"Ryu and Ken fistfight,

Perform a Broadway number

And resume the match."

"I'm sure there was Plot.

But here Jim dances with squids.

I don't even know. .."

"Such a tragic tale;

Depth, emotion, and wit...

Next scene...dancing eels."