Bear Nuts/Characters

The Residents of Discount Zoo.

The Bears

 * Gang of Critters

Prozac Bear
(Color: Teal, Insignia: green/yellow capsule): The de facto leader of the bunch. Relentlessly cheerful... until his meds run out.


 * Badass
 * Beware the Nice Ones - Don't let him get off his meds.
 * Hulking Out
 * Jekyll and Hyde
 * The Pollyanna: Though, as a result of Evil's actions, he's starting to slip into Knight in Sour Armor.
 * Sanity Slippage
 * Team Mom
 * Unstoppable Rage

Evil Bear
(Light gray, red pentagram): Jerkass. Tends to smash things when upset.


 * Child-Hater
 * Cute Little Fangs - The only bear who seems to have fangs rather than more standard cartoon teeth.
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Distressed Dude - Oddly, he gets tied up and kidnapped about as often as any princess worth her salt.
 * Obviously Evil - Horns, fangs, red eyes, damn near an Evil Albino...
 * Psychopathic Manchild
 * Pyromaniac
 * Slasher Smile

Gay Bear
(Yellow, purple rhinoceros): Fashionista, Homemaker, Fabulous. Not THAT kind of gay bear.


 * Blue Eyes
 * Camp Gay
 * Hair of Gold
 * Large Ham - When attempting to elicit sympathy from Lech and Prozac after an injury.
 * Not to mention his wrestling debut as The Magnificent Flaming Ho.
 * The Fashionista
 * Transparent Closet
 * Volleying Insults - Most of his conversations with Lech devolve into this.
 * Unlimited Wardrobe / Limited Wardrobe - He has an impressive array of outfits... but he mostly seems to collect them, favoring a baby blue bowtie.

Lech Bear
(Blue, panties): Bully, pervert, Gay's hated rival?


 * A Man Is Not a Virgin - Tries hard to put up a ladies' man front. Word of God says he's all talk.
 * Jerk Jock
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold - Lech taking the rap for the monkey, who is himself taking the rap for Evil and Nerd, knowing that bodily mutilation is on the line.
 * Lovable Sex Maniac
 * The Precious Precious Car - Has a brief love affair with a zookeeper's Cool Car. Then crashes it into a wall.
 * Villain Team-Up - Forms Team Lecherous Evil with Evil Bear to get a bunch of children boozed up as a prank. They're also volleyball partners.
 * Volleying Insults - With Gay

Gimp Bear
(Brown with gimp mask, handcuffs): Silent, kindly medic with an implied kinky side; the most compassionate of the bears.


 * BDSM
 * Bondage Is Bad - Subverted - Gimp is one of the sweeter characters.
 * Fridge Brilliance - That dawning realization that comes when you consider exactly -why- Gimp is trained in first aid...
 * Head-Tiltingly Kinky - Occasionally shown or implied to partake in his uhm, hobbies, offscreen.
 * The Medic
 * Nice Guy
 * The Voiceless - Almost always has his mouth zipped up.

Nerd Bear
(Grey with glasses, hot dog): The wimpy fanboy of all things nerdly. A total weenie.


 * Adorkable
 * Butt Monkey - They all get a taste, but Nerd ends up on the receiving end of slapstick most often.
 * Cosplay Otaku Guy
 * Nerd Glasses
 * Revenge of the Nerd - Both to Evil and poor Steve, though he didn't mean for his revenge against the polar bears to get as messy as it did.

Death Bear
(Dark grey, skull): Dark, broody, and mysterious. The least social, Death rarely appears except to fix the major screwups of his fellows.


 * Badass - Can KO Evil in one hit.
 * A Day in The Limelight
 * Dark Is Not Evil - Despite his attitude and theme, he's actually a pretty decent guy.
 * Out of Focus
 * The Quiet One
 * Team Dad - When Prozac's brand of discipline fails, the big guns come out.
 * Touch of Death

Crack Bear
(Green, syringe): Permanently in withdrawl, tweaked and stressed out.


 * Cower Power
 * Flat Character - He's constantly freaking out. That's all we know so far.
 * Nervous Wreck

Tanked Bear
(Red, mug of beer): Alcholic in a near-permanent state of intoxication. Good thing he's a cuddly drunk. The most outwardly affectionate of them all.


 * Bear Hug - Pun aside, Tanked hands these out like candy.
 * Beergasm
 * Cloudcuckoolander
 * Cuddle Bug
 * The Alcoholic
 * The Voiceless - It's unclear whether he -can't- talk or is simply too sloshed at all times.
 * Vomit Indiscretion Shot - Pick a strip. Any strip.
 * Waterfall Puke

Vanity
(Panda, blue star): Former superstar of the zoo. extremely vain and conceited.


 * Alpha Bitch - A rare male example.
 * Pandaing to The Audience