The Baby Stompers/Quotes

Some especially memorable quotes from The Baby Stompers' illustrious career:

""It's finished.""

- Everyone.

From songs
""I stick my dick in broken glass.""

- Jacob

""Okay, year twelve, can you listen around this way thank you... thanks for that.""

- Forbsey

""Girlfriend woudln't make me a fuckin' sandwich. Mowed that cunt's face off.""

- Dylan

""Fuckin' gospel cunt!""

- Jacob

""I rape a dog. Because I listen to country.""

- Jacob

""Off me lawn.""

- Ted

""I ejaculate on violins.""

- Ted

""Take it like a real man, woman!""

- Jacob

""I love wankin' the ladies." "I fist their buttholes." "Girl cum in me arsehole!""

- Ted and Kevin

""Goin' fishing... you're the bait...""

- Dylan

""Real men cry""

- Leah

""Well I'm just a simple country boy; born and raised in a barn, with only sexy, sexy cows for company. One night on the way to the house, for my twenty-first birthday, where my momma was gonna give me a cup of tea, I got lost, and I wandered into the mountains. Confused, hungry and lonely, I took shelter in a cave. When I came to, I found the cave was full o' bears. Big, burly brown bears. And one bitch, well that bitch was the biggest brown burly, busty, buxom big-boobed bear I'd ever laid eyes on... She leaned in close to me and she said, "If you make a sound, my hunsband and children'll wake up, and they're gonna kill you... If you wanna survive, you gotta do me a favour." And then she spread her legs and I saw her beautiful bear vagina: her bear clitoris atop her bear labia, glistenin' gently with bear vaginal lubrication. I knew what I had to do. I leaned into her boobs, and I slid my finger into that mother bear's vagina.""

- Fingering The Mother Bear

About the band
"""Acid and Party (feat. Dylan C)" is a brilliant ride that conjures up images of epic battles. Like Dragon Force, only good.""

- j1mmy

""I like to think that The Baby Stompers ARE the line between minimalist and not giving enough of a fuck to bother trying.""

- Ted