Ella Enchanted/Funny

Book version

 * When Ella steals Hattie's  and sells it for food on her trip to the giant's wedding. Especially since the baker she sold it to tells her it's the most beautiful one he's ever seen.

Film version
"Char: Tell me do you get a kick out of near death experiences? Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand. Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security"
 * When after Char saves Ella and Slannen from the Ogres.

"Tour Guide: Girls, stop tonguing the foyer!"
 * A bunch of Prince Char fan girls get down and start kissing the floor when they lrean that the prince had resently walked there.

"Slannen: (turns around and gives Nissh a look) Excuse me, what is going on here? Nissh: Well, can we at least have him to go? Slannen: (death glare) Put the nice man down."
 * During Ella's rescue by the now allied magical creatures. Slannen rambles on, while the ogres knock out the dungeon guard and try to eat him.