Absurdly Sharp Blade/Quotes

""Come on guys, their train doesn't stand a chance against our samurai swords!""

- Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

"“Oh, come on, No-one can sharpen/ /any-/ /thing/ /on day/ /light.” She paused. He waved the blade again. “Go/ /od Gr/ /ief.”"

- Death's Scythe, Reaper Man

""Wow, these are good scissors!""

- Homer, after cutting through a jumprope, several leashes, and taking out a suspension bridge with a pair of barbershop scissors, The Simpsons