Young Frankenstein/Funny

Pretty much the whole movie. Still: "Frederick: "Igor, help me with the bags." Igor: "Soitenly! You take the blond and I'll take the one in the toiban! RAWWWR...""
 * The scene on the front steps of the castle with Frederick, Igor, Inga and Elizabeth. The entire filmcrew was laughing so hard they had trouble shooting it.

"Crowd: What? Kemp: Zootshteps, zootshteps! Follow in 'is grandfather's zootshteps! Crowd: Ohhh."
 * On the DVD featurettes, you can see at least half a dozen failed takes of this scene where everyone cracks up.
 * "What knockers!"
 * "Oh! Thank you, doctor!"
 * Every single moment of the "Putting On The Ritz" scene.
 * Especially Gene Wilder's dance after the light explodes and he tries to convince the monster to resume dancing. "Are you trying to make me look like a fool!?"
 * "Ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka ta ha..."
 * -Eye-gor! -Froderick!
 * The entire scene in the classroom at the beginning.
 * The fact that Marty Feldman kept shifting his Igor (EYE-gor) hump around inspired an ad-libbed joke from Gene Wilder: "Didn't you used to have that on the other...never mind."
 * "What hump?"
 * "DAMN YOUR EYES!!!" "Too late."
 * "Quiet dignity and grace. *nods*"
 * "No!...No, stop it, I won't say it!...No, I don't believe in fate...No...All right, I give, I give, I'll say it!! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ES-CA-PING THAT FOR-ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ES-CA-PING THAT FOR-ME!"
 * PUT...THE CANDLE...BACK!
 * Inspector Kemp is a walking CMoF, though perhaps his best moment is the dart scene. "Nice grouping."
 * Would you like a roll in ze hay? Roooooll, roooooooll, roll in ze haaaay!!!!"
 * "Walk this way. No, walk this way."
 * "Werewolf?" "There wolf."
 * "Ooohhh Sweet mystery of life at last I've found yooooou!"
 * "He... vas... mah... BOYFRIEND!!!"
 * So funny that they turned it into an entire song for the musical.
 * "Is - that - what - you're - telling - me!?!"
 * Gene Hackman's blind hermit.
 * "Come back! I was going to make espresso!"
 * The charades scene. "Sedagive?!"
 * Kemp's nigh-unintelligible accent.

"Frederick: Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"
 * "Blucher!" *WHINNY AND THUNDER*
 * Especially Eye-gor just popping out and shouting "Blucher" to make the horses freak out, and Marty Feldman's impish grin.
 * You know how funny this movie is? According to the commentary, Mel Brooks had to stick a handkerchief in his mouth when filming most of the scenes so he wouldn't ruin them by laughing from behind the camera.
 * This is the only Frankenstein adaption where the Monster and the Doctor Frankenstein have a dance routine.
 * Frederick tells the others not to let him out of the room while he's there alone with the monster, no matter what. Naturally, when the monster wakes up, he's singing a different tune: