Right Behind Me



"Vaarsuvius: As the shrew has perished, we are no longer bound by the anchor that has hung around our neck for weeks! Let her death ring in a new era of freedom for the "Order of the Stick"!

(beat)

Vaarsuvius: She is, naturally, directly behind me.

Miko: Naturally."

- The Order of the Stick, strip #246

Bob is angry with Alice for whatever reason. Alone with Charlie, he begins to describe in explicit detail exactly what he hates about Alice, or otherwise begins insulting Alice.

Alice, however, has arrived and is standing right behind Bob just as the list starts getting truly nasty. Charlie can see this, and tries to guide Bob away from his rant.

Bob, however, is just getting warmed up, and rolls over Charlie's warnings... until they finally sink in. And then... "She's standing Right Behind Me, isn't she?"

Whereupon Alice makes her presence known. Needless to say, things do not end well for Bob.

There's a variant in which Dorothy, who's a friend, relative, or love interest of Alice, takes Alice's place.

Another variation shares with the Engineered Public Confession: the Big Bad makes his Just Between You and Me confession to his victim, just as an authority figure (particularly the authority to arrest/kill him) gets into earshot.

Originally, this was a clever Lampshade Hanging in response to too-common scenes where a character would complain about another, but be unaware that the second character walked within earshot at just the right time to overhear everything. As viewers began to expect the subject of the complaint to appear, writers responded by having the characters expect it, and say the "he's right behind me, isn't he?" line, usually without variation. Since then, however, Right Behind Me has become just as common and hacky, becoming a Dead Horse Trope.

In-combat variations No, I Am Behind You and its response Snap to the Side remain popular.

Compare with Last-Second Word Swap, Bathroom Stall of Overheard Insults. An obvious variation is Right in Front of Me. Contrast with I'm Standing Right Here where the speaker knows (or should know) that the target of their conversations is there with them. You can use this as a basis for tricking someone with Look Behind You!. Contrast Oblivious Mockery, when a character mocks some action in front of someone who dit it, without knowing it. Finally, see Stealth Hi Bye for the version that doesn't land anybody in trouble.

Advertising

 * At least one commercial for a cellphone carrier ends in this way: the cellphone is a gift, and "her parents would freak if they knew she'd found it". Meanwhile, her friends (on the other end of a video line) are waving frantically in an attempt to warn her that they're standing right behind her.
 * Done in this ad from switzerland.

Anime & Manga
"Student A: Who do you prefer, Miss Tanizaki or Miss Kurosawa?
 * In the manga Chibi Vampire (aka Karin) Maki spots Karin giving a lunch to Usui. She and the other girls then demand that Karin tell them all the sordid details of her obvious torrid love affair with him. Karin insists that He is Not My Boyfriend without success, given her Luminescent Blush. Finally she yells "I Don't Have Feelings for Usui-kun!", just as Usui comes around the corner behind her.
 * From one of the original Azumanga Daioh Yonkoma:

(Yukari walks up behind Student A, curious)

Student B: Uh, Miss Tanizaki, definitely.

(Yukari perks up)

Student A: (grinning snarkily) Man, you like the weird ones, huh?

(Yukari lifts a chair over Student A's head, grinning psychotically)"

"Light: Well played L, but you are too slow. Now I am the one standing behind you!"
 * In the anime version of this scene, Student A just gets hit in the head with a rolled-up magazine.
 * A variation occurs in the second volume of Fullmetal Alchemist. A random MP approaches Edward to warn him of a serial killer's presence in the area, shouting Ed's name loudly, which attracts the attention of said serial killer, who is standing just down the street. The next panel shows the MP explaining the situation to Ed -- who can clearly see the very person he's being warned about looming over the MP's shoulder.
 * Does the infamous scene in the anime count?
 * Another case. During Ed and Al fight with Scar, Ed tried to call Scar out about Guess who hear it in the back alley, and what's the effect.
 * Similar to the Bob and George example, in  of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha monologues what she's been planning to herself after she watches Teana leave. Then, after she had said enough incriminating evidence, Teana shoots her from behind, chiding her tendency of talking to herself and leaving her back open, and explaining to her the concept of one of her favorite spells, the Fake Silhouette.
 * In a Mahou Sensei Negima chapter, Negi's classmate and childhood friend Anya, upon learning whom the master of the extratemporal keep Negi and his students were using to train is, pulls the closest girl aside and tries to convince her in a frantic undervoice to escape, lest the legendary undead mage Evangeline A.K. McDowell do something horrible to them all. Then a busty, leather-clad blonde woman with fangs and Glowing Eyes of Doom starts patting her on the head, and the above picture happens. Eva really didn't plan to do anything but scare Anya a bit, and in fact generally enjoys being told how powerful and evil she is.
 * Another variation: In Eyeshield 21, Haruto Sakuraba finally gain his confidence, after hearing Takami's hope and compliment about him without him knowing, ending his Heroic BSOD.
 * A lovely one happens in the manga Change 123. Kosukegawa is praying at the temple for the courage to ask Motoko out.
 * Light Yagami and L in Death Note are often seen looming behind each other's shoulders, symbolic of how they're both playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse with each other. [[media:Death_Note_In_A_Nutshell.jpg|A few fan-edits]] have hilariously summed up the series by putting two such alternating shots together with the altered dialogue.

"Nishijima: Suguru-san! Didn't I score a nice one today? The only forward on the team who can dodge Kunimitsu-san and score easily is me!
 * In Soul Eater the night before a big test, Black☆Star sneaks into Dr. Stein's lab to get a peek at the test. As he laughs to himself and compliments his ingenuity, the viewer sees a pair of Scary Shiny Glasses behind him. Cue Black☆Star slowly turning around, then the shot cuts to outside the lab and we hear a long, high-pitched scream.
 * Dai-Guard: Early on in the series, Dai-Guard's main pilot Shunsuke Akagi is going on about the team's new "tactical adviser" from the Army, Shirou Shirota. The rest of the lunch table looks on in shock as Akagi is mocking Shirota's manner of speech, causing him to stop and say "he's right behind me isn't he...?"
 * Miss Yoshinoya in Hidamari Sketch has a habit of saying or doing inappropriate things, often in front of her students. Almost invariably, the principal is standing behind her and promptly drags her away for a dressing-down. She eventually becomes wise to this, on one occasion realising she has said something that would anger the principal and wheeling around to find that for once he isn't lurking behind her.
 * Hinagiku of Hayate the Combat Butler gets clobbered by this in the current arc (starting at chapter 300).
 * Area no Kishi: This happens to Nishijima while bragging about a point he scored on one of the football team's top defenders in a practice match (after Kakeru spent most of the match wearing him down.)

Kunimitsu: (while cracking his knuckles) Dodge me easily, huh?

Nishijima: Oooo owwow! Ouch!!"


 * In Tokyo Mew Mew, Ichigo often gets taken by surprise by her crush and eventual boyfriend Aoyama this way, often when she's hoping he won't notice something or show up.
 * Ranma 1/2: Ranma often insults Akane or says the harsh truth about her without realizing she just entered into ear-shot, particularly in the manga. Akane expresses her displeasure over such moments with a punch or kick to the head.
 * Busou Renkin: In ch. 29, Kazuki Muto and Shusi Hayasaka hit the repeat button on this, jumping behind each other over and over until they end up a good distance away from the building they started in. Kazuki acts casual about it.

Comics
"Dilbert: What could be more humiliating than having to kiss up to a monkey?
 * In Dilbert, the title character is infuriated that a linguistically-gifted monkey, Zimbu, has been promoted.

Zimbu: (behind him) Failing at it?"

"Cosmic Boy: She makes me nervous, Garth. I can't put my finger on it, but somethings not right about Supergirl. Oh, Boy. She's here... isn't she?
 * Used again more recently.
 * From Exiles: Morph is complaining about being stuck in Canada when his teammates suddenly go really quiet... "Wolverine is standing right behind me, isn't he?"
 * Humorous variation in an old Superman newspaper strip. The strip opens up with the villain giving himself a congratulatory speech for a job well done. Only to notice Superman's reflection in the mirror. Could also double as an OhCrap moment.
 * In the opening scene of Garth Ennis's Punisher, Frank has killed everyone involved in a drug deal except for a panicked thug, who he tells to clean up his life and get a haircut. As soon as the Punisher leaves, the thug calls his friend and tells him that the Punisher killed everybody but left all the drugs. He says "do you know what this means? I'm sitting on enough product to set me up for life." Then he realizes the Punisher is still behind him, and hangs up the phone before Frank snaps his neck and lights the warehouse on fire.
 * In Knights of the Old Republic, Raana Tey is standing over Zayne with two sabers when she comments "Now I'll have killed more then my fair share of padawans." Unfortanately for her, the sister of one of those padawans (whom Raana had conned into trying to murder Zayne) has just entered the room, and overhears everything. Raana promptly gets impaled through the back with a lightsaber by the sister, thereby fulfilling the prophecy Raana had tried so hard to avoid.
 * In Supergirl and The Legion of Super Heroes #20, the Legion are discussing Supergirl, ignoring Dream Boy, who is trying to warn them she's listening to them.

Dream Boy: That's what I've been trying to tell you. She can hear every word..."


 * In one Doonesbury strip, the Sarah Palin Doll is trying to get one of the other toys to kill Samantha when, "She's right behind me, isn't she?"
 * Happened to that guy who was making fun of Rorschach in Happy Harry's in the first chapter of Watchmen. Rorschach was a little angry, but he didn't want to point any fingers.
 * Happens to Brian in Knights of the Dinner Table when he was trying to persuade Dave to open a box of dice in Bob's absence. When Dave starts yammering about how this isn't right, Brian wonders what's up until he realises that Bob is standing right behind him. Cue the Big Ball of Violence.

Fan Works

 * In the Chronicles of Narnia fanfiction Rumor Has It, a Calormene soldier shares some salacious gossip about the Narnian rulers with his cousin. It turns out that
 * Catherine and Lupin III fanfiction, Love Advice: Fujiko is singing an insulting song about Bantam Suits. She doesn't realize that Katherine is from behind having heard all that. Oops.

Films -- Animation

 * Kung Fu Panda, the kitchen scene: Po performs a hilarious impression of Master Shifu for the Furious Five, complete with noodle mustachios and soup-bowl ears, only to have Shifu appear right behind him and witness it all.
 * During the end credits sequence, we see how much Shifu has lightened up when he watches Tigress doing a similar impression with a good-humored expression on his face.
 * Happens in Hoodwinked, where Granny is dissing one of the Big Bad's minions.
 * In Home on the Range, Buck the Horse implies someone had been taking stupid lessons from the villain's buffalo, Junior. He then feels someone snorting down his back. Three guesses who it was.
 * Cartman goes through this with Kyle's mom Sheila as the insulted party in South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, after his rendition of "Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch". Probably Cartman made his position even worse by finishing his musical number with an extended solo concluded enthusiastically with jazz hands. When Sheila walks behind him, causing the other children to gasp. Stan attempts to warn his friend: "Uhh, Cartman..." However, Cartman finishes the song, asks the other kids "What?", turns around to see Sheila, and remarks "Aw, fuck!"
 * In Disney's Robin Hood, the Sheriff of Nottingham and Sir Hiss are having a good laugh over the song "The Phony King of England" when Prince John enters the room. Hiss immediately starts singing lyrics praising PJ before the Sheriff corrects him ("... the sniveling, groveling —"). PJ throws a wine bottle at him.

Films -- Live-Action
"Benning: If your President believes that then he is the President of Fairy Tale Land.
 * In Around the World In 80 Days (2004), the villain makes a speech denouncing Queen Victoria in front of a horrified crowd. At the end he says, "She's right behind me, isn't she?" Her Royal Majesty is revealed.
 * Done in both City Slickers movies, both by Billy Crystal's character, Mitch. "Didn't you guys see? The man was hanging the hired help! And, did you notice his eyes? He has crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! We are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic! He's behind me, isn't he?"
 * A rather sadistic example occurs in Dog Soldiers. One of the soldiers makes his way to the barn in order to retrieve still functioning car, narrowly avoids a werewolf and drives back to the house. Cut to him seating behind the wheel, something breathing down the back of his neck and "You're behind me, aren't you?". No points for guessing what follows.
 * Gets Bob and George fired and thrown out of Big Edna's burger joint in UHF.
 * Wait, so Bob and George have a character hear their conversation right behind them just offscreen? WOW.
 * Near the end of the Doom movie, Pinky is holding a gun on Sarge after . After telling Sarge several times to drop his gun, he notices Sarge's eyes suddenly widen in surprise. Pinky, to his credit, immediately understands what it means and is able to utter "Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there?" just before one of the nastier mutant monsters grabs him from behind and bounces him off the walls several times.
 * In Chinatown, Jake tells an off-color joke while Mrs. Mulwray stands right behind him in his office doorway. He ignores the efforts of his associates to either shut him up or draw his attention to the visitor.
 * Eric's boss in Miss Congeniality does not appreciate Eric's Photoshopping him into a bikini. Eric: "He's right behind me, isn't he."
 * RoboCop: Bob Morton mocks Dick Jones in the executive washroom. Naturally, Jones is in one of the cubicles. Jones is already pissed off about the whole RoboCop project, Morton's now crossed the line and will soon be entering a world of pain.
 * Goldeneye. Tanner refers to M as "the evil queen of numbers", then closes his eyes in horror after Bond clears his throat in a "by the way..." sort of fashion.
 * Scooby-Doo (live-action): Shaggy and Scooby are hiding from the ghost in the beginning of the movie and Shaggy says to Scooby "He's right behind me, isn't he?"
 * Land of the Lost (2009): Will Ferrell's character, of the T. rex -- "He's right behind me, isn't he?"
 * In The American President, Annette Benning's lobbyist character viciously criticizes President Shepherd to his staff -- only to discover that, yes, he just entered the room behind her. When she tries to apologize later, he reminds her that getting viciously criticized is part of his job.

President Shepard: Well let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him."

"Captain Steele:Pretty funny, Hooah?"
 * Batman. At the party. In the room with the armor. This is the best example ever. Because it involves Batman. Let's not kid ourselves: Batman specializes in random appearances and disappearances when someone is talking.
 * The Dark Knight: At a party, Harvey Dent says "Please tell me it isn't Wayne. The man's a complete..." as Bruce walks up behind him and puts him in a choke hold. In this case though, Bruce wasn't being malicious; the Joker had just crashed the party and Bruce was taking him to a panic room.
 * Inverted in Minority Report, as the focus was on the wrath of the discoverer instead of the pain of the person snuck up on while doing something wrong. An example of what kind of event could lead to a "crime of passion" that would trigger a red-ball scramble of the Precrime interceptor team. Howard Marks comes home early to find his wife cheating on him. In her passion with the other man, the amorous couple don't notice Howard standing right next to the bed and sobbing, until he manages to stutter out the reason for his unexpected return -- "I...I forgot my glasses..." Trigger this trope from the wife and the other man, and a slow focus on Howard as he finds his glasses and the nearest sharp object...
 * In American Wedding, Stifler is telling Finch about how he's going to be having hot, sweet sex with Cadence, sucking on her breasts... and then he turns around.
 * Subverted in Nothing but Trouble. Humpty-Hump calls Purdah a "...nasty-ass, cross-burning, peckerwood, redneck bitch!" with Purdah standing right behind him. When he notices that she heard what he said, he doesn't apologize for it.
 * Black Hawk Down: Played for Laughs. A low-ranking Ranger is doing a spot-on imitation of his company commander, right down to the southern accent, rhetorical questions, and Hooahs, when said commander walks up behind him and addresses the troops before putting the errant troop into a headlock.

"Uniformed Officer: Beryl Thibodeaux from the rape something or other wants to see you.
 * Subverted in Caddyshack, when Rodney Dangerfield is commenting on the ugliness of a hat in the country club's shop. He turns around to see the Judge is right behind him and wearing the exact same had, tells him it looks good on him, then turns back to his companion to roll his eyes and snicker at the Judge.
 * In the film version of Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, when a line of students was formed at the Gryffindor common room entrance, Ron Weasley guesses it was because Neville Longbottom forgot the password again. Neville was next to him and heard the comment.
 * Tightrope (1984). Clint Eastwood's character Detective Block is trying to avoid rape victim advocate Beryl.

Block: Where is she?

Officer: In the reception room.

Block: Tell her I'm out.

Officer: I did. She said she'd wait.

Block: Good. Tell her I'm out of town.

[Wes turns around and sees Beryl standing there; she gives him a sarcastic grin]

Beryl: Welcome back."

Literature
"Harry: Hang on, there's an empty chair at the staff table. Where's Snape?
 * In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, after crashing the flying car, Harry and Ron are peeking in the window of the Great Hall at the feast. The dialogue goes like this:

Ron: Maybe he's ill!

Harry: Maybe he left, because he missed out on the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again!

Ron: Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him--

Snape: (from behind them) Or maybe he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."

"Will: [Crowley's] becoming too much of a creature of habit. He's used that hide [to conceal himself with] for the last three Gatherings. It's time he tried something new. Everyone must be onto it by now.
 * A much less amusing incident happens in the first book, where Ron is complaining about what a "nightmare" Hermione is while she's right behind him. Being an insecure preteen girl, she runs off to cry in the bathroom for hours.
 * Later invoked when Hermione makes Malfoy think Moody, who Malfoy is terrified of, is right behind him.
 * In Homesick: My Own Story Jean Fritz describes an incident where a Communist agitator made a speech in front of the YMCA where her father was director. Her father slipped behind the agitator and winked at the crowd until he finally figured out what everyone was laughing about.
 * In the Kate Daniels novel Magic Strikes by Ilona Andrews, a third party innocently asks Kate how Curran's attempts at romance with her are going. She spits over her shoulder to ward away evil, insults him, and says that what he really wants is a "Can I" girl. "Can I kiss your ass, your Majesty?" When Kate realizes the others aren't laughing, she says, "And he's right behind me, isn't he?" Curran sits down and tells Kate that she may, indeed, kiss his ass.
 * But he insisted that she first clarify whether it was a meant as obeisance or foreplay.
 * In CS Lewis's The Horse and His Boy, the Talking Horse Bree explains to his traveling companions why Aslan isn't a real lion. In a very superior tone and attitude, so he misses the way his audience is reacting to the very-much-a-lion Aslan is sneaking up behind him. Just as Bree explains how ridiculous it would be for Aslan to have whiskers, guess what touches him.
 * Since Aslan is Narnia's not-so-subtle Jesus metaphor, this may have been intended to mock people who oppose standard Christianity in the old theological argument about whether Jesus can be human and God at the same time.
 * Inverted -- or something -- in on The Hardy Boys: Casefiles book when the boys are being held at gunpoint by a bad guy. One of the Boys tells her their friend is sneaking up on her, planning to knock her out. She doesn't believe them. * CLUNK*
 * In Neal Asher's Brass Man, given the title character's well-deserved reputation for bloody carnage, the looks on the faces of the two compatriots that prompt Tabrouth's resigned "It's right behind me, isn't it?" are quite understandable...
 * Happens to Robert Langdon when he first meets Inoue Sato in The Lost Symbol. He's expecting a man, not a petite Asian woman who's had throat cancer.
 * Towards the end of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms novel The Two Swords, the drow priestess Kaer'lic  Her partner Tos'un's eyes go wide, and he proceeds to squeal and run away.
 * In the opening of Red Iron Nights, Garrett's arrival at Morley's place triggers an exodus by patrons who assume he's into another of his weird cases. An irate Garrett protests, on the Genre Savvy grounds that there's always a woman involved in cases like that, and no woman is present. Naturally, he then realizes that everyone in the bar is looking Right Behind Him...
 * This trope's appearance in the Victorian novel "North and South" makes it Older Than Radio. Upon hearing of Mr. Thornton's earlier rudeness, Margaret announces that she is disappointed in him, at which point "there was a slight noise behind her. Both she and Nicholas turned round at the same moment, and there stood Mr. Thornton, with a look of displeased surprise upon his face". Oops.
 * In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind is always behind whoever he is...walking...behind.... The only way young Harry is able to beat him is by watching for his reflections and launching a fire spell over his shoulder that blows up a gas station.
 * A more serious version occurs in Thunderball when James Bond is overheard asking Moneypenny to check out the Tong symbol he'd seen tattooed on Count Lippe. Lippe wrongly assumes Bond is investigating him and tries to arrange a fatal accident.
 * Done in the Ranger's Apprentice book "The Sorcerer of the North":

Halt: Well, perhaps not everyone.

Will: All the same, perhaps he's getting a bit long in the tooth to be skulking around hiding in the bushes, don't you think?

Halt: Long in the tooth? Well, that's one option. Mind you, his silent movement skills are as good as ever.

Will: He's standing behind me, isn't he?

Halt: *nods*

Will: He's been there for a while, hasn't he?

Halt: *nods*

Will: Is he...close enough to have heard what I said?

Crowley: Oh, good grief, no. He's so old and decrepit these days he's as deaf as a post."

Live-Action TV
"Abby: What do you get the guy who has nothing and wants nothing?
 * On Red Dwarf, Rimmer unleashes a stream of fat jokes targeted at Captain Hollister, with Lister as the one trying to stop him: "A man whose family crest consists of two cream buns and a profiterole! A man whose idea of a light snack is... he's standing Right Behind Me, isn't he?"
 * Done once again in "Back to Earth", where, once again, Rimmer is unleashing a verbal assault on the new female crewmember Katerina Bartikovsky. The task of warning him that she's standing right behind him now falls to Kryten, who ends up complimenting Bartikovsky's breasts to make his point.
 * 7th Heaven: The family hears about Matt's and Mary's "uncanny impersonation of your grandparents" and ask them to put on the same performance they did for Lucy's boyfriend. They go a little too far before Matt realizes, "They're... standing right behind us, aren't they?"
 * This must be a favorite sitcom trope, because this is almost exactly what happens in an episode of The Cosby Show, in which Elvin mimics Cliff, to Rudy and Vanessa's delight. He kicks the act into high gear and is having so much fun that he doesn't notice the now-horrified looks on the girls' faces, only to finally turn around and see a thoroughly unamused Cliff standing there.
 * Subverted in Veronica Mars: The title character is asked about the hated Celeste Kane, and sarcastically describes her as a paragon of humanity. Meanwhile Kane has appeared right behind her.
 * In the Ally McBeal episode "Girls Night Out", Richard Fish almost tells Mark that Cindy (who Mark is interested in) is really a man, and instead says she's a virgin. Mark asks Richard if they were in the law firm's unisex bathroom having the same conversation, what would happen? Richard hangs a lampshade by saying he would turn around and Cindy would be standing there. Mark says, "Flush flush." Richard turns around to see a shocked and angry Cindy staring at him.
 * This happens damn near Once an Episode in Ally, usually in the unisex.
 * One time, Ally and Georgia think Billy is in one of the stalls, so they start loudly proclaiming what a great lover he is. Billy walks up behind them in the middle of it, having just entered the room. Turns out it was John Cage in the stall.
 * In NCIS, Tony does it all the time, giving his boss Gibbs (who, as a retired US Marine, is trained to do this sort of thing, only with the aim of killing people) another reason to Dope Slap him. Sometimes applied by the rest of the cast as well -- this trope has turned into a kind of Running Gag.
 * In one case, Kate and Abby know Tony is there and make their conversation sound as suggestive and focused on his wildest dreams as humanly possible, only to reveal they're talking about Kate's new dog. Named "Toni".
 * In another episode, Abby has the "He's right behind me, isn't he?" reaction after making a comment about Gibbs's lack of technical savvy. Gibbs is not, in fact, behind her... but does a Stealth Hi Bye at the end of the scene and may have overheard her comments anyhow.
 * Eventually they lampshade it with a Christmas episode:

Ducky: (as Gibbs appears behind Abby) A pair of squeaky shoes."

"Tony: Knee feeling better, boss?
 * Lampshaded before that in the second season. Tony mentions the "creepy way Gibbs used to sneak up on us", when Kate objects to the "used to" part, Tony says he can smell the Bengay on Gibbs' sore knee from a mile away. Cue Gibbs leaning out from behind him.

Gibbs: Much."

"Tony: You don't need electricity to use hand tools and drink Bourbon.
 * During a citywide blackout in the season 7 episode "Power Down", Tony starts joking about how Gibbs will feel perfectly comfortable during the crisis:

(pause as McGee and Ziva, who are trapped in an elevator and can't see Tony at all, exchange knowing looks)

McGee: He's standing right behind you, isn't he?

(cut to Tony panicking with Gibbs behind him)"

"McGee: He walks around with that peacock strut, and that smirk. It's like... he's behind me, isn't he?
 * In the episode "Bounce", Tony temporarily takes over Gibbs' role, and McGee starts complaining about him to Ziva:

Tony: Smirking.

McGee: Good timing. How long were you standing back there?

Tony: About two minutes."

"Cory: May I speak freely?
 * In one episode, Abby gets so fed up with Gibbs' stealth that she placed bubble wrap on the floor at the entrance to her laboratory so that the nouse would alert her when someone enters. Gibbs did not like her idea, so he soon ordered her to get rid of it.
 * Altered in several instances in Season Three of Boston Legal. Although technically a case of Right in Front of Me, Denny Crane isn't really aware that his (usually until then) girlfriend Bethany is standing between him and the person he's actually talking to because she's a dwarf.
 * Used in Boy Meets World where Cory does not like Shawn's new girlfriend, Jennifer (played by future T-X Kristanna Loken).

Shawn: I don't think that's wise.

Cory: Well, maybe I'm just not wise, but I think Jennifer -- or should I say Zathrak the Undead, is a stuck-up, manipulative, cold-blooded... oh, she's right behind me anticipating my head meat, isn't she?

Jennifer: Hello, Cory.

Cory: All hail Zathrak!"

"Bernard: And that drongo, Danny! (Danny enters the bookshop quietly, Manny notices) As if you could ever teach a thug like that!
 * Used hilariously in Black Books, when Bernard thinks they've seen the last of the thuggish gangster he and Manny are meant to be teaching how to read for an upcoming book reading.

Manny: Bernard, shut up.

Bernard: Gus, I admit, was genuine underworld, because he has to get on a stepladder to pee, but that huge gunk...

Fran: (has also noticed Danny) Bernard, Bernard...

Bernard: I wish I could see him again, y'know, because I'd have him, like that...

Danny: Feel a bit woozy. Always get a bit dizzy before the screams."

"Jon Stewart: (silly voice) My name's Sam Donaldson and I have a Website! I'm in the Internets!
 * This happened a few times in Sports Night. One example involved Casey complaining about Dana to Isaac. It was a bit of a variation, though, in that the bystander typically just smirked and enjoyed the show, rather than trying to warn him of the person behind him.
 * Happens on The Golden Girls as Rose is poking fun at Dorothy, only to have Dorothy come up from behind.
 * Happens on The Office as Jim is doing an impersonation of Stanley, only for Stanley to appear out of the bathroom and sniff, "I do NOT think that is funny." (Once he leaves, Jim and Pam simultaneously say "I do NOT think that is funny!" in their best Stanley voices.)
 * Used dramatically and with serious repercussions in the third season premiere of Dexter. Debra, who's aiming for the rank of detective sergeant on a big-name case, reveals that the victim, the brother of an ADA and a friend of Lt. LaGuerta's, was a drug addict... just as the ADA and LaGuerta enter behind her. She gets pulled from the case.
 * Both subverted and played straight in one episode of ICarly: when Mr. Howard rants about how Principal Franklin is a "weak, spineless fool," Principal Franklin is nowhere in sight... But Mr. Howard's rant IS being broadcast, live, on the most popular webshow in America. Later, after declaring that he doesn't care what Principal Franklin thinks, the Principal is truly right behind him.
 * Done in this clip of The Daily Show when Jon Stewart gets a little cocky about being allowed to hang out with "real" news people.

Peter Jennings: (makes frantic "cut" gestures, pointing over Jon's shoulder)"

"Wes (as Angel): Kiss me!
 * In the Law And Order Speical Victims Unit episode "Paternity", in a tangentially related murder case, Guess who's sitting on a bench behind them?
 * In Friends, Chandler complains about the bracelet Joey got him, calling it the "Woman Repeller", the "eyesore from the Liberace house of crap" and the "reject from the Mr. T collection", and says: "I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do!". Joey is right behind him.
 * Also averted in a Halloween episode. When a few of the gang are discussing who can win in an arm wrestle, Phoebe comes up. Joey claims that Phoebe has this incredible strength, gets worried, and asks if she's right behind him. Monica looks behind him, sees Phoebe on the other side of the crowded room, and tells him he's in the clear.
 * In an episode of Hogan's Heroes, Col. Klink calls General Burkhalter a "nasty old tub of lard" and says that he had been deliberately avoiding him/ignoring his calls, only to find that he's right behind him. Burkhalter then cancels Klink's leave, saying "I really am a nasty old tub of lard."
 * House (the character) uses this on occasion to indirectly tell someone something nobody wants him to tell them. In the season 7 premier, he initiates an argument with Cuddy regarding his interest in having a boy donate a piece of his lung to his sister knowing fully that he'll overhear it and offer to give up his lung.
 * Angel. Cordelia and Wesley are explaining the Angel/Buffy relationship to Faith via Bad Bad Acting.

Cordelia (as Buffy): Bite me!

Angel (entering): Why don't you both bite me."

"Sybil: He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he's incompetent, he's lazy, he's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke!
 * In one early episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander reads the paper while complaining about Buffy's obsession with Angel, giving the expected "who cares about that vamprie freak" line. Angel is right behind him, and Xander turns, completely unflinching, to Angel, says hello and continues his rant.
 * A similar subversion in the second episode of Fawlty Towers, when Sybill is complaining about O'Reilly the builder:

Basil: Oh, hello, O'Reilly, we were just talking about you. And then we started talking about this other Irish builder we used to know. God, he was awful...

Sybil: No, Mr O'Reilly, I was talking about you."

"Leo: Well, She'll be happy to hear that. She's standing right outside the door. (thumps the door)
 * The West Wing enjoys this trope (and variations thereof).
 * When Margaret (Leo's secretary) ushers Ainsely Hayes into Leo's office for her job interview, Leo closes the door and asks Ainsely about Margaret. Ainsely compliments her and then Leo says:

Margaret: Ow."

"Lou: There's only one Tommy Gavin and I don't think any of us wanna be him.
 * In an episode of Rescue Me:

Tommy: (walking up) What?

Lou: I don't think any of us wanna be him, and by him I mean you.

Tommy: You're not even gonna try to--

Lou: Nope."

"Wendy: I'm using you for kindling.
 * In the Mission Impossible episode "The Train", a dying prime minister does not realize that his designated successor means to become a tyrant.
 * The Middleman, obviously, puts its own spin on it.

Puppet!Vlad Tepes: I have a few friends standing behind you who might disagree.

Wendy: That might have worked in 1459, but today's woman is a little more savvy... You created vampire puppet minions and they're all standing behind me, aren't they?

Puppet!Vlad Tepes: Guilty!"

"Titus: ... and I made more last year than you did any year of your life, what do you think about that?
 * A hilarious example in the first episode of Titus:

Dad: (pops beer, alerting everyone to his presence) I think without me pushing you, you never would've made it."

"'Tatsuya: What a surprise, Tsubasa is really nice towards kids!
 * This is played with in Tomica Hero Rescue Fire

Yuuma: Tsubasa? That's different from the image he gives off.

Qsuke: If you gossip about him he'll appear..."

"Lt. Paul Wang: Can you imagine if he was anything else? Like a plumber?
 * Played straight, for laughs, in an episode of Space: Above and Beyond, where the Wildcards discuss what they'll all do after the war is over, and speculate on their squadron commander, who has been a Marine since birth.

Wang: (imitating Lt. Col. McQueen) Okay, listen up. This one's in the kitchen. I'm here to fix your faucet, so check your six. I'm gonna replace the strainer part, and I'm gonna replace the washer. It's gonna be a real knife fight. Now I'm gonna utilize a monkey wrench and perhaps even a plunger. And when I'm done, you'll have water.

(McQueen enters)

Wang: It'll be hot, and it'll be cold. And one more thing.

(Wang flips table)

Wang: It's okay t o be scared. (realizes McQueen is standing behind him) Sir, sir, it... It's the greatest form of flattery. Sir."

"Blake: Well, tell him I'm not in!
 * A Mash episode has Radar telling Colonel Blake that Frank Burns wants to see him.

Radar: Yes, sir. (starts to walk out of Blake's office; Burns walks in while Blake's back is turned) Sir?

Blake: (his back turned to the door, as he pours himself a drink) Frank Burns has to be the biggest horse's patoot on this post.

Burns: You think so?"

"River Song: If he's dead back there, I'll never forgive myself. And if he's alive, I'll never forgive him. And Doctor, you're standing Right Behind Me, aren't you?
 * From the Doctor Who episode "Flesh and Stone":

The Doctor: Yeah.

River Song: (turns around to see the Doctor grinning smugly at her) I hate you."

"Sam: I told you, the son of a bitch never answers! (sees Dean looking at something right behind him) He's right behind me, isn't he?"
 * The Closer likes this, though without the actual line. In one episode, Provenza is mimicking/mocking Brenda's accent and crime scene handling techniques, only for her to speak up, from behind him, with her infamous "Thank yew" Catch Phrase (and an Oh Crap expression on his face). Played with in a later episode, Brenda storms into the room, ranting and demanding that the rest of the team tell her where Flynn and Provenza are; in the middle of the rant, they walk in behind her, and the others clue her in by motioning for her to turn around (since they can't get a word in edgewise). Played with as the people who are Right Behind Me are the ones in for the embarrassment.
 * Supernatural has one in the episode "The Third Man":

"Becker: Look, let... let's get something straight. In the future, I don't want to know anything. If either of you have any secrets I don't want to know. If either of you think they have something that I might like to know, I don't want to know. In fact, if anything happens to anybody anyplace, anytime, please don't tell me 'cause as I may have mentioned, I don't want to know! You know whose fault this is, you know when you come right down to it, it's Margaret that big-mouth busybody, you know she just... she's the one who told me to get involved with this in the first place. You know, she's really brave when she's pushing other people around but when it's her turn to tell you guys something where the hell is she?
 * Danger UXB. Lieutenant Ash delivers a defused bomb to Dr Gillespie and his daughter Susan, who are building a Heath Robinson-style contraption in their backyard for steaming explosives out of unexploded German bombs. Ash later reports to his superiors on the phone, deriding the device as completely impractical and describing Gillespie as the proverbial Mad Scientist who even has a Mad Scientist's Beautiful Daughter -- said daughter has just entered the room behind him.
 * In the That 70s Show episode "Hyde's Christmas Rager", Eric drunkenly mocks Red: "I'm Red! I don't like parties... 'cause I'm a big, bald, party pooper!" He then turns around, sees Red behind him, and makes matters even worse by throwing up on his shoes.
 * In Becker, when John is being chewed out again by Reggie and Linda for not immediately telling them about Craig two-timing them and being married. A rant ensues:

Margaret: Right behind you.

Becker: ...Now that I would have liked to have known."

"Castle So, was he sleeping with them?
 * In another episode this is subverted Margaret starts saying things about Becker while he's sitting behind her. He starts to say something, but without even turning around she says she knows he's behind her.
 * Heartbeat. One of the policeman is doing an impersonation of humorless Sergeant Blaketon just as he enters the room. Fortunately the imitation is of him saying "Never believe a word that Claude Greengrass says". Needless to say Blaketon approves this sensible policy.
 * In Castle, Ryan and Castle are talking about a suspect, who apparently had special relationships with many women in a hospital.

Ryan Actually, no.

Castle That's ridiculous. (Beckett walks up) Why would you spend all that time being nice to women and buying them stuff if you didn't plan on sleeping with them? (Notices Beckett) Beckett's here."

"Al Please, don't fire me."
 * This happens several times on Yes, Dear, where an adult says something unflattering about his/her son or nephew, only to turn around and realize said relative is behind the adult and taking in the whole statement all along.
 * An episode of California Dreams has Tiffany talking about Matt's breakup to Jenny without realizing Matt is standing behind her despite Jenny's subtle hints. By the time Tiffany becomes aware after Jenny makes an obvious hint, it's already too late and Jenny isn't happy: "What did you think I was doing -- scratch my neck?"
 * It happens on Hannah Montana as well, notably when a female school bully is terrorizing Miley in the lunch room, who is venting about it to Lilly.
 * Married With Children: As Al was telling Griff he's skipping work to help Kelly, Gary was entering the shop. Trying to warn Al, Griff said her (yes, that Gary is a woman) name. Not understanding, Al told Griff not to fear the boss and ranted until he saw her.

{{quote| Dirk: It's like a horror movie for OCD sufferers, with Elaina as the vampric witch of the peice.
 * It happens a lot in El Chavo Del Ocho and El Chapulin Colorado.
 * It happens in the awesome Saturday Night Live sketch Hamm and Buble.
 * A variation from an episode of Blackadder the Third: Blackadder has finally had enough of the Prince's stupidity and leaves (with a parting insult for Baldrick). After he walks out Baldrick mutters "Goodbye, you pasty-faced, big-nosed, rubber-necked bastard." He slowly looks up just as Blackadder re-enters the room, having been in earshot the whole time.
 * What really sells this is the Studio Audience; they laugh a bit at Baldrick's insult, then absolutely bust up laughing as Baldrick looks up.
 * Lampshaded in Home and Away. Liam talks about how he's having trouble adjusting to coming home to "a crazy Dolly Parton wannabe". After seeing Bianca's reaction, he asks if Irene is behind him. She is.
 * On Hanginwith Mr. Cooper, Tyler frustratedly insults a bully who was picking on him and Nicole, to Nicole. Fortunately, they got bailed out fairly quickly afterwards.
 * In Dirk Gently, Dirk explains to Macduff the fractured relationship he has with his cleaner.

(Macduff attempts to indicate behind Dirk with his eyebrows}

Dirk: ... But she's got a heart of gold really. Salt of the earth. Lovely woman. }} "Garcia: (via webcam) Okay, Rossi, out with it. Is Hotch dating anyone?
 * This exchange in the Criminal Minds episode "The Bittersweet Science".

Rossi: (leans in to the webcam) I. Don't. Know

Reid: You know, statistically, widowed men start dating much faster than females, but Hotch is refuting the data. It's been two years and 19 days.

Garcia: Venus has aligned with Mars, which means love is in the air and maybe we will have weekends off.

Morgan: (sees Hotch and clears throat to warn Garcia)

Garcia: What? Is he standing there? He's standing there, isn't he?

Hotch: Hello, Garcia.

Garcia: Hello. Someone talk about the case."

Professional Wrestling
"Stephanie McMahon: I just wanted to say that the beating Ric Flair just gave my father is nothing compared to what Triple H, my husband, is going to give twenty nine other men at Royal Rumble. Triple H is going to destroy Kurt Angle. Triple H is going to destroy The Undertaker. And Triple H is going to destroy Stone Cold Steve Austin. I just wish that Sone Cold's little wife, Debra, is going to be a ringside, because I would like to destroy her.
 * Happened in this promo:

(Stone Cold Steve Austin walks in through the door behind her back.)

Stephanie McMahon: Debra thinks she is all mean and tough...

(Stone Cold starts walking towards Stephanie.)

Jerry Lawler (On Commentary): Uh-oh! Steph!

Stephanie McMahon:...but Triple H taught me a few things.

Jerry Lawler: Steph!

Stephanie McMahon: Because you see...

(Stone Cold now stands right behind her.)

Jerry Lawler: Stephanie!

Stephanie McMahon:..Triple H and I, we're a team. I mean he's...

Stone Cold Steve Austin, right into her ear: What?"

"Booker T: What's the plan?
 * Another example:

Eddie Guerrero: Well, you take out Undertaker, I'll take out JBL! I've done it before, Holmes! I know I can do it!

Booker T: I'll tell you what, man! I got a plan!

Eddie Guerrero: What?!

Booker T: Why don't we team up, you and I? And then, we take out The Undertaker...

(The Undertaker steps into the doorway behind them.)

Booker T: Then, we take out JBL!

(Taker starts walking towards them.)

Booker T: Then we can find out who the better man is, mano a mano!

(Taker now stands directly behind them with a Death Glare on his face.)

Eddie Guerrero: Just as long as we take out Undertaker first...

(They finally realize who's standing behind them. Cue Oh Crap expressions.)"

"Santino Marella: (makes machine gun sounds) Look at me-a! (more machine gun sounds) I'm-a Babtista! (more machine gun sounds) I shoot-a lasers from my arms like I'm-a 8 years old! He's like a big baby! (laughs)
 * Santino Marella managed to get a good one in as well:

(He turns around to see Batista standing right behind him and Screams Like a Little Girl.)"

Theater

 * In Avenue Q, when Nicky tells everyone that yes, he does think that his roommate Rod is a CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL, Rod overhears it and becomes rather upset. Cue the song "My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada".
 * In this Disney Afternoon-themed stage show that used to run at Disneyland, Fat Cat and Don Karnage reveal that water can unshrink their stolen jet-plane and then realize the audience just heard them say that. Karnage threatens to cut off the world's supply of cookies to shut them up.

Video Games
"Blu Soldier: All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?
 * In Star Ocean: First Departure (PSP), Dorne says some not-completely-pleasant things to Roddick about their mutual friend Millie. Guess what happens. Not pretty.
 * Invoked in the Team Fortress 2 short "Meet the Spy", as a form of Tempting Fate:

Red Spy: Right behind you.

(Gory Discretion Shot)"

"Donald: We've got a problem, Goofy! But don't tell anyone...
 * Spy also got his theme in the same update, named "Right Behind You".
 * Wing Commander Prophecy: The player character starts bad-mouthing Commodore Blair. Inevitably, he appears. At which point the rookie goes into full generic recruit greeting a senior officer mode.
 * This happens with a boss in Iji if you do a pacifist run, thus letting you stay pacifist.
 * Early on in Kingdom Hearts, when Donald Duck first discovers that King Mickey has left on a secret mission:

Goofy: (looking past Donald) Queen Minnie?

Donald: Not even the queen!

Goofy: Daisy?

Donald: No, it's top secret!

Goofy: G'morning, ladies.

(Donald winces when he realizes that Queen Minnie and Daisy are standing behind him)"

""Even if you were just joking, I'm still gonna kill you!♥""
 * There's one quest in the online RPG Adventure Quest which includes the phrase "The giant sea monster is right behind me, isn't it?" early on. The sea monster in question really is giant, too, as it was seen knocking a pirate captain's ship (Captain Rhubarb's, to be extact) over in the background as if it were a bath toy.
 * In Etna mode of the Video Game Disgaea, a prinny starts bragging about how he'd like to beat Etna to a pulp, not realizing that she's standing right behind him. Her reaction?

"Joker: Hey, can you make sure not to tell Shepard about this?
 * In Deus Ex Human Revolution, Adam is given the chance to interrupt two Sarif employees discussing the fact that he was kicked out of the police force following a scandal, and politely inform them that he chose to resign in the hopes of preserving his integrity.
 * After the Sur'Kesh mission in Mass Effect 3, you can overhear Mordin giving advice to Joker on how he can . At the end...

Mordin: Guarantee Shepard won't hear about it from me.

Joker: ...(s)he's standing right there, isn't (s)he?"

Visual Novels

 * In Maji De Watashi Ni Koi Shinasai Yamato often acts and talks as if Miyako is right behind him, even when he's alone in his room - because she usually is. In one particular storyline, when Gakuto and Moro are complaining to Yamato about how scary girls are, Yamato wisely keeps quiet, predicting - accurately - the imminent arrival (and subsequent beatdown initiated by) the girls of the family. It certainly helps that at that point, he was still going steady with his girlfriend.
 * In Katawa Shoujo, late in Emi's route, if you choose to talk to her mother, Emi will suddenly appear on scene, having overheard a significant part of the conversation, . Averted in Hanako's route; while Lilly and Hisao talk about Hanako's birthday, Lilly hears Hanako returning and cuts off the conversation before she can find out.

Web Animation

 * Played with in Homestar Runner. In the Strong Bad Email animal, Strong Bad remarks that his made-up animal Sterrance is "way cuter than that smelly old washed-up The Cheat". When the Cheat turns out to be standing next to Strong Bad, and understandably annoyed, SB says to him "I know you heard me, and I stand by it!"
 * An even stranger version in an easter egg of Strong Bad Email Cliffhangers is where Homestar starts talking about how he thinks Homestar (IE himself) stole Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad asks if he's confessing and he tries to cover it up. A similar occurrence happens in another Easter Egg with Bubs and Coach Z.
 * Not addressed by name, but in SBEmail #55, Strong Bad calls for The Cheat, and then his brother Strong Mad after talking about them, only to be startled by them already standing next to him before he can finish yelling.
 * In Part 3 of Red vs. Blue Chapter 7's ODST... thing, Church is making very bad analogies about the sheer badassery that is Sergeant Johnson ending with "he can be anywhere, any place, at any time...he's right behind me right now, isn't he?" And Johnson is directly behind him.
 * This is both subverted and played straight in that, despite the fact that Johnson is on the same side as Church (subversion), the results still are not pretty (played straight).
 * Brazilian website chargesdotcomdotbr once mocked 2002 Presidential candidate Ciro Gomes over his refusal of the support from impeached President Fernando Collor de Melo. In that story, Gomes was being interviewed over his decision and listed Collor's faults. The now deceased Antônio Carlos Magalhães, who used to be a big political name in the state of Bahia back then, showed up behind Ciro Gomes and assumed the candidate was talking about him. In the end, Ciro Gomes was trying to explain he was talking about Collor.

Web Comics
"Ki: If there's anything wrong with this world, I'd lay odds she's behind it.
 * Played straight in this Wulffmorgenthaler strip.
 * According to this strip of Dinosaur Comics, every time T-Rex tries to gossip, the person he's gossiping about promptly appears behind him.
 * Bob and George made this a Running Gag, with Wiley making plans, and never noticing someone was right behind him, no matter how many times he said he was tired of that joke.
 * Later subverted; on the one time that Wily announced his plans to the audience and no one was behind him, he found it depressing to look behind, as it "just wasn't the same anymore."
 * Done for the last time in the strip not to Wily, but by him. As he's right behind Zero as he talks about the future.
 * Subverted in the May 6th, 2006 page of Sluggy Freelance.
 * A lampshade is hung on it in The Order of the Stick. After the elven wizard Vaarsuvius has gloated over the apparent death of obnoxious paladin Miko, only to realize she's behind him/her, (s)he then rants about how the "laws of comedy" seemingly trump the fact Miko is wearing armor and elves have exceptionally keen hearing.
 * Panthera: Pardus plays with it here. Intersetingly, it is the Panthera gang bringing the hurt to the table, not the "egghead who can't see past..." [his nose(?)].
 * Used straight in this Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire strip. Stunt goes off on a misogynist rant about the new mayor, not noticing the she was close. Bumper has the required look of terror on his face as the mayor comes up behind Stunt.
 * PvP uses this, with Brent as character A and Jade as character B. It was later subverted in a recent episode with the character Reggie (who is blind) serving as character C. Brent asks "She's right behind me isn't she?", despite that there's no way for Reggie to tell.
 * Subverted in this Legendary comic.
 * Pulled off twice in this strip of Questionable Content.
 * Subverted in Treading Ground, where character Nate makes an insulting too-vulgar-for-posting-here comment about character Tracy Winters. When she reveals she's right behind him, he just greets her in an equally insulting way.
 * Happens in this strip of Loserz.
 * Lampshaded in this Bear With Me strip.
 * Pulled off in this Ansem Retort strip.
 * Odd variation in this Spanish webcomic ¡Eh, tí&shy;o! strip. A really ugly woman one character is alluding to is not behind him... she's the table itself!
 * Odder variation in this one, where the woman who is insulted is the very same woman who is doing the insulting.
 * Suicide for Hire reminds us that this is not a good idea.
 * Subverted in The Wotch: http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2008-09-19
 * Minions At Work: Making fun of the boss.
 * Coga Suro: After briefly explaining Styx's capabilities, Alice invokes this trope straight as aforementioned robot teleports directly behind her.
 * Almost played straight in DMFA when Jyrras realizes there's a very good chance that now would be a good time for someone (Rose in this case) to interrupt his angsty dialog with his house-mate.
 * Well before that, it was played straight several times. ''Abel pulls it on Jyrras, Fa'lina on Merlitz, and Dan gets it twice in rapid succession, first from Pip and from Fa'lina in the very next strip, just for starters.
 * Parodied bizarrely (how else?) in this Goats strip.
 * Chainsawsuit did it here with.
 * In Kevin and Kell, Rudy asks if Rhonda has lost her steroid-induced bulk from last season while she's standing right behind him, prompting her to say "These aren't steroids" and punch him.
 * Ace of Too Much Information shows how to do the classic version when he's complaining about his mother.
 * Subverted in Sore Thumbs.
 * Subverted in this Wondermark.
 * Mercury of Orbit plans Mars' demise to his lackey moons. But he was announcing his secret plans right in front of Mars and Earth.
 * Nip and Tuck pull it off here, with a touch of Medium Awareness and Lampshade Hanging.
 * Girl Genius
 * Dimo notices there's only one hoomhoffer...
 * When Tarvek realizes that  has reasserted itself at an inopportune moment during his Motive Rant as he embraces her, Tarvek gives a look like a cat confronted by a rabid Doberman.
 * Lucrezia, in turn, developed a funny reflex of double-Beat Panel magnitude.
 * In General Protection Fault, Ki tells Sharon that she thinks Dwayne was framed by Trudy.

Sharon: (sees Trudy behind Ki) Um...

Ki: And behind me, appparently."


 * In Carry On, one bad joke gets a tiger into hot water!
 * Sinfest has this one.
 * In Wake the Sleepers, he is asking after Locke, and she obviously tries to distract him. He deduces this.
 * Susan in El Goonish Shive, while discussing her not-quite-smooth rejection of Matt.
 * Schlock Mercenary had Captain Gasca telling the admiral how the current intelligence chief is too cautious. And that's when she reminds him that if her predecessor was cautious enough, he won't be discharged due to presumed death in the first place.

Web Original
"I will never tell the hero "Yes, I was the one who did it, but you'll never be able to prove it to that incompetent old fool." Chances are, that incompetent old fool is standing behind the curtain."
 * The Evil Overlord List item 189:


 * So you're looking at an old photo from the town archives, or this student film that never really got off the ground... and you see something you don't remember seeing when you took them. This weird, creepy unnaturally tall skinny guy...
 * In Everyman HYBRID, Slendy appears in plain-sight, normally just behind the characters.
 * Parodied by CollegeHumor.

Western Animation
"Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
 * Justice League Unlimited had this with a slight twist in The Once and Future Thing, as it didn't involve insults...at least not exactly.

Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.

Green Lantern: Uh-huh.

Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?

Wonder Woman: Don't let that stop you -- keep digging."

"Bender: That pencil-pushing scazwag. Why, if she were here, I'd... uh-oh. She's right behind me, isn't she?
 * Parodied on Futurama in "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back":

(camera angle changes)

Morgan: No, I'm in front of you.

Bender: (high-pitched scream)"

"Danny: Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives.
 * Danny Phantom: In The Million Dollar Ghost, Danny complains to his friends about his Bumbling Dad.

(Sam clears her throat)

Danny: He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"Angelica: Yeah, I did it. And I'd break it again if I had the chance. But you know what? There's nothing you babies can do about it 'cause you can't talk! Ha-ha! I did it! I did it! I did it...
 * Rugrats: The babies have figured out Angelica is the one who broke Tommy's clown lamp, but instead of denying it, she just gloats.

Didi: Angelica!

Angelica: Oops."

"Duff Killigan: Oh, it's not just the two of us, lassie.
 * Subverted in an episode of Three Delivery; Sid does an unflattering impersonation of the strict and grumpy Mr. Wu, but despite Tobey and Sue's expressions, doesn't realize Mr. Wu is behind him until he interrupts Sid... by congratulating him, mistaking the impression for actually telling the other two off.
 * Subverted in Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time: Kim has defeated two main villains and taunts them about it.

Kim: Oh, and I'm supposed to be surprised that Drakken is right behind me?

Drakken: (appearing behind her) How does she do that!?!

Kim: A ninja, you're not."

"Dr. Vic: What? Why are you looking at me like th-- Oh dear. The baby's on my head, isn't it?"
 * Unfortunately, Kim was taken by surprise by Shego and lost the fight.
 * Humourously parodied on The Secret Saturdays where after Argost runs off, Doc notes that their mission is over, but then a monster appears behind Doc, as they are trying to get him to turn around, he says, "No, the mission is over, I don't care about the monster behind me."
 * In an episode of Robotboy, Tommy and Gus are bad-mouthing Protoboy, Robotboy's psycho brother in front of Robotboy. What they don't know is that Protoboy has switched bodies with Robotboy and can hear everything they say about him. He tries to restrain himself, but it gets violent anyway.
 * Subverted and lampshaded in Slappy Squirrel's very first short from Animaniacs: when talking about the cartoon's antagonist, Doug the Dog, she notices when Skippy goes into a frozen take. Genre Savvy to a fault, she whips a giant club out of her purse and clonks Doug without even looking back.
 * In an episode of Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofensmirtz mistakes a deep-voiced woman for a man, and rambles to Perry the Platypus about how often that must happen to her... then slowly realizes she's stepped out of her car to give him a thrashing and is standing right behind him.
 * In the Toonsylvania episode, "Baby Human", Igor creates a baby... human... thing... that has a ferocious appetite and runs wild throughout the castle. While searching for it in the basement...

"Oscar: (trying to leave to see a basketball game before his wife catches him) ... Women don't like to see men having fun without 'em, Hahahaahaha! (beat) She's right behind me, isn't she?
 * In Tiny Toon Adventures, the moment Shirley the Loon leaves the practice room, the four snooty swan dancers make mocking comments about her personality and accent. Cut to a devastated Shirley opening the door a while later, saying she forgot her shoes. This might have been intentional though.
 * Parodied on Family Guy, where a corpse in a blue suit is dropped into the ocean. We then cut to a pair of fish having a conversation, one saying, "You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit!" and then when his conversation partner makes a pained face as the body floats by, the fish adds "... there's one right behind me, isn't there?"
 * On one episode of The Proud Family:

Felix: 'Fraid so, pumpkin-head."


 * On Jimmy Two Shoes, Lucius keeps listing off multiple insults to the huge monster that keeps beating him up. In every instance, it's right behind him.
 * Happens to Reef when he is trying to persuade Fin to let him into Ty's room during the Stoked! episode "Board and Confused".
 * Happens in the My Gym Partners a Monkey episode "Robo Frog 3000", with one of the shortest intervals ever between uttering the comment and realising that the individual in question (in this case a robotic warthog) is right behind them.
 * At the beginning of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Revenge of the Trees", Steve is making fun of his boss, Dr. Weird ("Gentlemen! Fill me with barbecue sauce, 'cause I'm dumb as hell!"), and quite unable to understand a Mexican janitor's attempts to warn him that Dr. Weird's giant disembodied head is behind him, about to bite his head off.
 * The season 1 finale has American Dragon Jake Long mocking Rotwood by singing a song about him. However, Rotwood caught him from behind and that's how Jake got sent to the principal's office.
 * In the Looney Tunes short "Devil May Hare" Bugs Bunny is warning a fawn about Taz: "He's a mean, vicious, nasty, no good, baggy-eyed, marble-headed ignoramorous! He's a stupid... " only to realize that Taz is standing right behind him, his response "Flattery will get you nowhere" and tries to bite his face off.
 * Happens in the Eek the Cat episode "Paws", when the titular cat keeps talking about a cut on his finger as the still-gigantic goldfish rises from the water. He screams.
 * The Life and Times of Juniper Lee: Juniper once listed the qualities of the boy she has a crush on while he was approaching from behind her. She then figured out he was behind her.
 * The Simpsons: One Christmas Episode had Homer being called out for his selfishness by some coworkers. Homer then described Mr. Burns as being more selfish and mentioned other aspects about him. Fortunately, Mr. Burns assumed he was talking about a woman who works at the plant. Said woman soon appeared.
 * In another episode, Homer arrived more than 24 hours late for work and commented how good it was Mr. Burns didn't catch him. He then heard Mr. Burns' ahem sound. Rather than turning around to see his boss, Homer tried to use his sense of touch to settle doubts. Once he was sure Mr. Burns was behind him, he stated he won't get in trouble if he doesn't turn around and see Mr. Burns. Smithers was accepting this until Mr. Burns turned Homer's chair.
 * Garfield and Friends: In the episode "Jumping Jon", Garfield hosted a segment called "Great Moments in Stupidity". One of Jon's moments was Jon flirting with a karate teacher's girlfriend while insulting said teacher. Three guesses on who the huge man behind Jon readying himself to deliver a beating was. The first two don't count.
 * In Sixteen, Jen starts badmouthing her boss right as the man appears behind her. She catches her self and changes her rant too little too late.

Real Life

 * According to his own account, Harlan Ellison was fired after his first day in Walt Disney Studios for jokingly suggesting a pornographic animated film -- Roy Disney was right behind him.
 * Not just suggesting, but acting out the parts whilst voicing it in the style of Disney's characters. *wince*
 * Read the story for free on his official site - it's the third of three stories.
 * There exists a tape of a British journalist doing a live broadcast at a political event, speaking critically of the fact that few of the reporters at the event were willing to ask the hard questions, preferring to curry favour with Prime Minister Thatcher. As he concluded his rant, the camera moved aside to show a very amused Ms. Thatcher and her entourage had come up behind him. The journalist, without bothering to look, moaned, "She's right behind me, isn't she?"
 * Although not standing right behind someone, this situation sometimes happens on The Internet due to Lurkers, Sock Puppets, or just simply because users do not suspecting another user of being around.