Never Gets Drunk/Quotes

"1. 0.914 is the world record for highest-ever recorded BAC that did not result in death. A 67 year-old Bulgarian man wandered into a hospital after being hit by a truck and they checked his BAC with multiple instruments, thinking that their equipment must be faulty. 2. The previous record was 0.80, held by a Lithuanian. 3. Eastern Europeans are not to be fucked with."

- From this Cracked article.