Victor Victoria/Funny

"Norma: Whatever happened to the real men in this world? I might as well become a nun! Gangsters: A nun?! Norma: What's wrong with that? My MOTHER was a NUN!"
 * Every single time Norma opens her mouth.
 * I'm hoorny. *pouts lips*
 * From The Musical:

"Squash: Do you have heat in your room? Neighbor: (nods) Squash: Boy, you're lucky."
 * Squash has just been stranded out in the blistering snow on the balcony outside Victoria and Toddy's hotel room. Sneaking back into the hallway, covered in snow, he encounters the neighbor across the hall.

"Of special note of when the Chez Lui manager, upon receiving the bill of services, takes an iron mallet and abruptly smashes the detective's bandaged finger."
 * The bumbling detective, a Call Back of Blake Edwards' Inspector Clouseau character.