King's Quest V Abridged

""The CD version of Kings Quest V was one of the first ever games to have voice acting. Unfortunately, gamers wished the characters had kept their mouths shut when they were treated to some true audio atrocities.""

A two-part Abridged Series by ExcaliburBrothers from 2009 that mocks King's Quest V ' s terrible voice acting.

Watch the first part here.

"Mordack: "You big meanie, Graham! ""
 * Affectionate Parody: Of the game, of course.
 * Blatant Lies: (When Cedric is kidnapped) "Cedric! You've been so important to my adventure so far!"
 * Brick Joke: The series is divided into two videos, hence some jokes are repeated once in each part.
 * Character Exaggeration: Cedric, Crispin, the Tailor ("Did someone say offensive stereotype?").
 * Disproportionate Retribution: What Mordack thinks of.

"Mordack: "I love to steal castles and shrink families in the morning... because that's what I'm doing now!""
 * Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Mordack's first line in-game.

"Cedric: "Watch your money around the gypsies, Graham! They come from far away and wear weird clothes!" Graham: (with a close-up of Cedric) "Look who's talking, Cedric!""
 * Hypocritical Humor

"Graham: "It's time to give peas a chance!!""
 * Improbable Weapon User: Graham seriously thinks that Mordack's kitchen is actually his armoury. Why else would he leave those deadly peas lying around?
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: Apparently Harpies like harps. And also when Graham dispatches the blue monster in Mordack's castle.

"Crispin: Skies are blue, Roses are red / Make Cedric alive, not dead!"
 * Ironic Echo: The opening.
 * Lampshade Hanging: Just about everything in the game. In many cases regarding the Moon Logic Puzzle nature of some parts of the game.
 * Large Ham: Everyone, especially Graham and Mordack. Probably done to mock the game's voice acting.
 * Rhymes on a Dime: Crispin's spell used to revive Cedric.

": "I'll have my revenge, Graham! You'll see! One day, I'll pee in your shoes!!""
 * Running Gag: See also Verbal Tic. Also, "Crispin's spells suck!"
 * Shout-Out: When Graham defeats Mordack, the victory tune from Final Fantasy plays. Furthermore, one of the spells used by Crispin is Flipendo!
 * The Stinger: Revealing.

"Graham: "Cedric! Fetch me the snake-repealing !""
 * Up to Eleven: Many details and accents are exaggerated for a humorous effect.
 * Verbal Tic: Cedric has "Is a pOIsonous X" and "Graham, Help me!" Mordack too has his "swAIn!"
 * Vocal Dissonance: The Ice Queen speaks with an emotionless, manly voice. Cassima too has a male-sounding voice. Justified by the tiny cast.
 * Weaksauce Weakness: "Everyone know that flying beings hate tigers!"
 * Weapon of X-Slaying: Parodied.