Walking on Water/Quotes

"''"Okay, now I'll teach you to walk on water."

"Like Jesus?"

"Yes Naruto, like Jesus."

"Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?"

"Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja!"

"Really?"

"No, not really!"''"

- Naruto the Abridged Series

"Never seen a girl in blue spandex walk on water?"

- Tori, Power Rangers Ninja Storm