The European Carry All/Quotes

"Jerry "It's not a purse! It's European!""

- Seinfeld: The Reverse Peephole

"Michael: And, also for you...something called "Control." Notice nowhere is it called hair spray - just simply, "Control." And the words "For Men" are written about thirty-seven times all over the goddamn can. Donald: It's called "butch assurance." Michael: Well, it's still hair spray, no matter if they call it "Balls.""

- The Boys in the Band

"Simmons: How do I put this? Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, you wanna help me out here? Grif: It's pink! Your armor is freakin' pink! Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uhhh, a lightish-red. Grif: Guess what? They already have a color for lightish-red. You know what it's called? Pink! Donut: I hate you guys..."

- Red vs. Blue, Episode 17

"Belize: "Look at that heavy sky out there." Louis: "Purple." Belize: "Purple? Boy, what kind of homosexual are you, anyway? That's not purple, Mary, that color up there is mauve.""

- Angels in America: Millenium Approaches