Grumpy Old Man/Quotes

"Third Hokage: I can't believe it, Orochimaru, but you're making me restort to my ultimate attack, a forbidden jutsu passed down through the line of the Hokages! Orochimaru: [Gasp] You don't mean... Third Hokage: Yes! The Old Man Monologue Jutsu!"

- Naruto the Abridged Series