Memetic Mutation/Live-Action TV



Even if you don't see them on TV very often, some moments and phrases will be popular enough to remain in the heads of the most die-hard watchers. There are so many related to game shows that they get their own page, so please don't add them here.

Works with their own pages:


 * Game Show (game shows in general since the genre has so many memes)
 * Hells Kitchen
 * Monty Python
 * Mystery Science Theater 3000
 * Saturday Night Live
 * Seinfeld

Please add entries in the following format:
 * The name of the show.
 * Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
 * Source of meme and fandom it relates to in the form of a hot tip.
 * Further mutations and successor memes, if any.

""Ach?""
 * The video showing Zinedine Zidane's headbutt of Marco Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup was played with in a number of ways, often with Zidane replaced with Mario.
 * One memorable one involved the act done as a Final Fantasy attack sequence, complete with a floating number representing Materazzi losing hit points.
 * I knew this video would someday come in handy.
 * Charlie Murphy's "C: True Hollywood Stories" sketches from Chapelles Show's second season spawned a cottage industry of memetic catch phrases ("I'm Rick James, bitch!", "Cocaine's a helluva drug", etc.) They're also widely considered to be the funniest skits in the series.
 * What did the five fingers say to the face?
 * Slap!
 * Game. Blouses.
 * Ahem. "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
 * FUCK! YO! COUCH! NIGGA! FUCK! YO! COUCH!
 * DAWKNESSIS DAWKNESSIS
 * YOOOU-NITY!
 * WHAT!? OKAY! YEAH!
 * SAM JACKSON BEER!!! MM-MMM, BITCH!
 * According to United States Senator Ted Stevens, the Internet is "a series of tubes". The Daily Show was right on top of this comment.
 * Let the record state that it is "not a big truck", either.
 * "And now here it is, your moment of zen..."
 * Brought to you by the International Association for the Collection of Television Tropes, or NAMBLA.
 * Glenn Beck has Nazi tourettes!
 * "Fox News is the Lupus of News"
 * "Meet me at Camera Three."
 * Roll 2:12!
 * An example of a meme that never appeared in the actual show is the famous line "Beam Me Up, Scotty" which is never said in any of Star Trek canon but quickly became associated with the show.
 * The Romulan "It's a FAAAAAAKE!" guy from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is pretty memetastic, and a source of narmy goodness, as depicted in this video.
 * IT'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!
 * "It's X, Jim, but not as we know it".
 * "He's dead, Jim."
 * Space...the final frontier...
 * "I'm a doctor, not a meme!"
 * Live long and prosper. And the V-sign that goes with it.
 * "Da-da DA DA DA DA DA da-da DA DA..."
 * From TNG, let us state (rather loudly) for the record that There Are Four Lights!
 * "I am [character name] of Borg." Followed by some character-appropriate variation on the phrase "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." The identification of the Borg with Microsoft was a common Web meme in the mid-1990s.
 * "I am Pentium of Borg. Accuracy is irrelevant. You will be approximated."
 * This is a Borg. This is drugs. This is a Borg on drugs: "Resilience is floor tile. Wanna be simulated?"
 * "I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be ... oooh, doughnuts."
 * Memes are irrelevant.
 * "To boldly X where no Y has X'ed... before!"
 * "You don't deserve to wear that uniform!"
 * "Au contraire, mon capitan! 'Eeees back!"
 * "Make it so."
 * "Engage!"
 * The Picard Song: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise..."
 * "Mr. Worf? Fire." TO BE CONTINUED...
 * Lost:
 * Guys? Where are we?
 * 4+8+15+16+23+42=108.
 * "Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?"
 * Keamy makes good eggs. Poached or fried.
 * Locke is gonna blow your shit up.
 * JACKFACE!
 * WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!!!!!
 * X, dammit, RUN!!
 * WHY IS THERE A DEAD PAKISTANI ON MY COUCH?!
 * Ben lied.
 * "We're the good guys." "Well, how about that?"
 * See you in another life, brother.
 * One popular meme on Game FAQs is to intentionally confuse all the Asian characters on the show for one another.
 * "We have to go back, Kate!"
 * A popular one on IM Db around Season 4 was, "With Cane canceled, Nestor Carbonell should be free for Lost."
 * Is Mr. Eko gonna have to hit you with his Jesus Stick?
 * Richard is ~stealing your innocence~!
 * "You can't come with us, Kate!"
 * Hurley throwing the Hot Pocket at Ben: "Hello Hugo. HYAHH!" *throws hot pocket at Ben*
 * Six Feet Under: My arm's numb. Numb arm. N'arm. NARM! *thud*
 * Friends:
 * How you doin'?
 * OH...MY...GOD!
 * That dog will lick itself but it will not touch your sandwich, what does that tell you?
 * It's a moo point anyway. It's like a cow's opinion - it's moo.
 * "Noooooo!"; "I KNOW!"
 * "Could this quote be any more memetic?"
 * Paper! Snow! A Ghost!
 * WE WERE ON A BREEEEAAAAAKKK!!
 * Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat ...
 * In Finland, Olli Hokkanen (now known as Kola-Olli) continues to enjoy a stint of popularity after appearing on national television in 2006 attempting to set the world record for drinking 1.5 litres of Coca Cola as quickly as possible...and giving up after the third glass. Since then he has made numerous appearances in finnish media, and his attempt has inspired the Olli Hokkanen Open website, which hosts videos of its members' attempts at setting records for drinking various soft drinks as quickly as possible and keeps track of the quickest times.
 * The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
 * Now this is a story all about how/My life got flipped, turned upside down/And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there/I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
 * Additionally, The Fresh Prince of [insert title here], or some variation thereof.
 * It even goes with the RickRoll
 * When one talks turkey with Uncle Phil, he'll start daydreaming about pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
 * Philip Banks is running for Superior Court JuJuJudge.
 * I'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on mah nerves/goin outta mah mind I thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers.
 * I can still see him... It just reminds you how unfair and cruel the world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids...
 * The Carlton Dance.
 * JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!
 * House:
 * "It's never lupus." "... Until that time!"
 * Tritter and his tendency for rape.
 * "I'm not on antidepressants; I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeed!"
 * Be not afraid. (For the nymphs have taught Wilson how to please a woman.)
 * Another life saved by girl-on-girl action.
 * How I Met Your Mother:
 * "Legen-wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is-DAIRY!"
 * Haaaaave you met Ted?
 * LAWYERED!
 * The Bro Code.
 * Suit up!
 * But, um... isn't it pronounced encyclopaedia?
 * NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!
 * I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR!
 * Lazy Town:
 * The songs "Cooking By The Book" and "You Are A Pirate".
 * YAR HAR Fiddle-dee-dee!
 * Being a pirate is alright with me!
 * Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
 * YOU ARE A PIRATE!
 * Welcome to The OC, Bitch!
 * "Welcome to the O.Z., bitch."
 * The Colbert Report:
 * And the number one threat to America? BEARS!
 * You know it's gone too far when the Studio Audience interrupts the host with it. "I'll do the lines, thank you!"
 * Great X? Or the greatest X?
 * I'll just put you down for great.
 * The character of Stephen Colbert can be best described as a joke that everyone in America is in on.
 * Speaking as a citizen of America's friendly neighbour to the north, everyone in Canada is in on it too. Possibly everyone in the world.
 * Everyone apparently, except the conservatives he parodies. Making him not only the greatest comedian on the planet, but quite possibly the greatest Troll too. Except, maybe, Glenn Beck.
 * Alternatively (thank you ROCEJ), real conservatives are aware they're the ones being poked fun at and still find it hilarious.
 * I CALLED IT!
 * TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN, JIMMY, TAKE IT DOWN!
 * All people who have ever viewed TV Tropes, and Senator Jon Kyl have had sexual relations with some form of poultry. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
 * Munchma Quchi.
 * Harry Hills TV Burp:
 * "But which is better? There's only one way to find out..."
 * FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
 * The Office:
 * "That's what she said!"
 * Fact: Bears eat beets!
 * Michael Scott declares...BANKRUPTCY!
 * From the UK version:
 * "He's put my stapler in jelly again!"
 * "I'm the Assistant Regional Manager-" "Assistant TO the Regional Manager."
 * "I got some/free love on the Free Love Freeway..."
 * "I think there's been a rape up there!"
 * The Mighty Boosh:
 * "I'm Old Gregg!" -- even though the character only appeared in one episode.
 * 'I gaaaht a mangina!'
 * Shit that bawl was producin some sweet cream.
 * It was about the saahze of a medicine bawl and covered in teets.
 * Do ya love meh, or are ya playin yaw love gayms?
 * "Who the f- is John Simm?!?" from "The Chokes" unsurprisingly gained traction in the Doctor Who fandom.
 * 'This is an outraaaage!'
 * Any dialogue the Weird Moon's spoken. He's a vanilla rapist.
 * Black Adder:
 * Fear not, I have a cunning plan!
 * ...Bob.
 * Wibble!
 * Cup of coffee - Darling?
 * Think you can manage three lumps, Baldrick?
 * Ah. Cappuccino.
 * CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!!
 * YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM???
 * X? That sounds a bit rude, doesn't it? Sounds almost exactly like... bum!
 * A picture of Dateline's Chris Hansen and or "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC"/"Why don't you take a seat over there." is a frequent response to things related to Lolicon or Hannah Montana. (And in the wake of the 2008 Beijing Olympics... gymnasts.)
 * During the course of a typical interview, Hansen will read "explicit" lines such as "that's terribly sexy" or "I like rape" from the transcripts of chats between the alleged predators and non-underage decoys. These quotes are often remixed as pick-up lines, used for trolling purposes, or combined with other memetic material.
 * Doctor Who:
 * The Angels Have The Phonebox.
 * "Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't turn away, and don't blink... good luck."
 * The Master gives memetic mutation two thumbs up.
 * Rat-tat-tat-tat, Rat-tat-tat-tat....
 * I'm so...Hungry!
 * "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
 * "THE DESTRUCTION! OF REALITY! ITSELF!!!"
 * "What? WHAT? WHAT?!???!?"
 * These memes are stored behind the sofa.
 * Fantastic!
 * "Are you my mummy?"
 * "Yes, we know who you are."
 * The ihasatardis Livejournal community gave us Terrifying Pertwee. Warning! Uncanny Valley in effect!
 * Instant Doctor Who meme: just add "tiem" to the beginning of any noun. "Tiemcock" is arguably the most popular.
 * Never stop crying, Emo John Smith.
 * BARROWMAN!! *shakes fist*
 * "Reverse the Polarity of the neutron flow!"
 * ...of Rassilon!
 * Yes, but does he have gravitas?
 * "Would you like a jelly baby?"
 * No, not the mind probe!
 * From "The Waters of Mars": "The Time-Lord Victorious" and "The laws of time are mine and they will obey me!"
 * From "The End of Time":
 * God bless the cactuses!
 * That's 'cacti'.
 * That's racist!
 * Worst! Rescue! EVER!
 * Bad Wolf
 * Vote Saxon
 * Bananas are good.
 * How will you add to this page FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
 * Fish Custard
 * "I am definitely a madman with a box."
 * "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
 * Mighty Morphin Dalek Rangers.
 * Gallifrey Base has "Who the hell is Rory?"
 * Bow Ties Are Cool.
 * The UK agrees!
 * It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
 * Matt Smith can make anything cool!
 * "Look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"
 * "Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically, run."
 * Hello, Sweetie!
 * LORD UP IN OF THIS TIME BITCH
 * "It's a gas mask."
 * The Master Can't Decide.
 * HERE! COME! THE DRUMS!!!
 * The BBC is soooo up to date...
 * Goddamit Steve!
 * "Why am I watching this? How does it look different than any other video of the moon landing?"
 * Oh my God, they killed Rory, you bastards!
 * WHERE! IS! MY! WIFE!
 * Amazing Chuck-Norris-style compilation of Rory's deeds here. Warning, major spoilers up to the midseason six break.
 * Photoshopping the Eyepatch Lady onto everything possible (album covers, other walls, historical events) has become a meme over on Gallifrey Base, with some images toeing the Memetic Molester line.
 * X is a Time Lord and Y is his TARDIS.
 * WAKING OR SLEEPING, YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE ME TURLOUGH!
 * The Brigadier is always on the phone.
 * Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, taught Voldemort everything he knows. And he still failed. Screw him.
 * Steve, The Master Clone.
 * Torchwood:
 * "Bloody Torchwood."
 * "You people and your quaint little categories."
 * "Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string--everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken! Hello, anybody there? No--because the phones aren't working!"
 * "Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch...."
 * "With a dashing hero like me, how could we fail?"
 * "Innovative. Bordering on the avant garde."
 * And, while it's not technically from the show itself: We're To-oir-chwood. These are my SHINY TEETH.
 * WE ARE COMING.
 * WE ARE HERE.
 * Garth Marenghi's Darkplace:
 * Blood. Her blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.
 * Maggots. Maggots. ............ Maggots.
 * ...and bits of sick.
 * It had a Short Run in Peru ...
 * Good evening, Canada. I'm Jimmy MacDonald and I'm going to give it to you straight.
 * If you're Canadian, you smoke Provincial.
 * A Womannnnnnn's Advice.
 * Memes... are outrageous!
 * That footage was intentionally disturbing!
 * Twenty Four:
 * Jack Bauer. 'Nuff said.
 * The following takes place between 3AM and 4AM.
 * Only one hour? WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!
 * DAMMIT!!
 * So much so, there's a radio show in Greece which begins with "The following takes place between 12PM and 1PM. Then a goofy-ish song.
 * Karl Pilkington could eat a knob at night.
 * Documentaries are rarely the source for Memetic Mutation, but it happened to the Discovery Channel miniseries Miracle Planet. The first episode showed what early life (circa 4 billion years ago) had to go through, including strikes by asteroids up to (and including) 500 kilometers in diameter. The episode did a computer animation showing the effects of an impact by such a huge asteroid upon the Earth. To give it a proper sense of scale, the target was modern-day Earth. See the results here. It ends with Earth a barren wasteland, with its oceans evaporated, all surface life vaporized, and the only survivors being bacteria living deep underground. The sheer violence of the scenes led to it basically becoming Stock Footage on YouTube, in order to show (sometimes in an overblown/comedic fashion) the destructive force of, say, a collision between two Falcon Punches. Yeah.
 * Peter Kay. His entire career is based on Memetic Mutation:
 * Get on t'internet!
 * Garlic? Bread?!
 * Booked it, packed it, fucked off!
 * It's probably only the slightly questionable language that's stopped the company behind Teletext holidays (to which it refers) trying to get a marketing deal with Peter Kay. You can, however, get a beach towel with a suitably censored version of the slogan.
 * And far too many others to list.
 * In Italy, a commercial for an alcoholic drink shows a character having the Best. Day. Ever. and being asked at the end 'What more do you want from life?', and them answering with, 'Un Lucano!' ('A Lucano!'), the name of the product. Since then, it's almost a given to answer that kind of question that way, jokingly.
 * Much like Monty Python, German comedian Loriot created a huge amount of Memetic Mutations in Germany with his show in the 70's. There are dozens, if not hundreds, completely inconspicuous sentences or just words that can still get half the people in the room to crack up.
 * In Italy, a commercial for an alcoholic drink shows a character having the Best. Day. Ever. and being asked at the end 'What more do you want from life?', and them answering with, 'Un Lucano!' ('A Lucano!'), the name of the product. Since then, it's almost a given to answer that kind of question that way, jokingly.
 * Much like Monty Python, German comedian Loriot created a huge amount of Memetic Mutations in Germany with his show in the 70's. There are dozens, if not hundreds, completely inconspicuous sentences or just words that can still get half the people in the room to crack up.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 * The world is just awesome.
 * Boom de yada, boom de yada..
 * ...boom de yada, boom de yada...
 * John Munch would like you to know that your ideas intrigue him, and he would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Though technically he was quoting The Simpsons. (Ironically, due to John Munch himself, SVU arguably occurs in the same canon as The Simpsons.)
 * Don't forget: "Are you ready for me, Daddy?"
 * Speaking of Law and Order, six words: "Is this because I'm a lesbian?"
 * CSI: Miami:
 * Caine One Liners. Even on... *puts on sunglasses* this very wiki.

""And remember, if don't get help at Charter... Please get help somewhere.""
 * Boom!
 * Myth Busters:
 * "Am I missing an eyebrow?"
 * Jamie wants big boom.
 * I reject your reality and substitute my own!
 * Quack, damn you.
 * *holds up a busted thingamajig* Well, there's your problem.
 * "Holy crap, run!"
 * Here, we see a wild Hyneman, in it's natural habitat...
 * Heroes:
 * Save the cheerleader, save the world.
 * Dad doesn't verb objects, Claire.
 * YATTAAAAAAAA!!!.
 * "Eat your brain? Claire...that's disgusting."
 * "I am bery Special!"
 * "I know how X works. What makes them TICK."
 * It's the HUNGER! I can't control it. I don't want to.
 * "Hi, do you like pie?"
 * "Waffles! Woo-hoo!"
 * You're a bi-rian! Bi-rian! BI-RIAN!!!
 * ...Cake?
 * "And I am tired of you telling me what I have to do. I don't have to do anything!" "Except fly." *grins mischievously and shoves Peter off the roof*
 * Mr. Muggles was one near the starting of the series. Sadly, the fandom has seemed to have forgotten him now.
 * He may be the one who started it all.
 * "Mystery sock?"
 * Don't anger Linderman, or you can't have any of his pot pie.
 * The comedy show Hipp Hipp have created lots of memes here in Sweden.
 * Vem vill inte gÃ¥ in i systemet? Hunden, katten, glassen! Hunden, katten, glassen!
 * Dagens I-landsproblem
 * Father Ted: Usually anything Father Jack say,s but trying to keep it outside the usual four words:
 * (Mrs. Doyle: And what do you say to a loverly cup [of tea]?) FECK OFF, CUP!
 * ARSE BISCUITS!
 * I'm soooo, soooo sorry.
 * NUN(S)!
 * HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!
 * Are those my feet?
 * Nudie Father Jack!
 * I LOVE MY BRICK!
 * ARRGGHH! FECK IT! FED UP WITH BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
 * Quite long for Meme but deserves a mention as it's the longest and most coherent line Father Jack has: "They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. And then..."
 * Fupp off, you fupping grasshole!
 * "My lovely horse running through the ... fiiiiiield. Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the ... wiiiind?"
 * "That would be an ecumenical matter!"
 * "These cows... are small. And THESE cows are far away."
 * You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!"
 * I've no willy.
 * Who smells of wee? ... It's this one. This one smells of wee.
 * I hear you're a racist now, Father.
 * Feckin' Greeks! They invented gayness!
 * Down with this sort of thing! ... Careful now.
 * "hairy babies"
 * Hairy Baby Maker!
 * Now to ride Mrs. O'Reilly.
 * How's your bra?
 * More water.
 * (No, Father! Don't drink that, it's-) FECKIN' WATER!
 * Instead of a mouth it has four arses!
 * DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
 * CAREFUL NOW
 * "I kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse!!"
 * Dads Army: "Don't tell him, Pike!"
 * Supernatural:
 * "Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole."
 * "I full-on SWAYZE'd that mother!"
 * Which has a different meaning now...
 * "Stow the self-help, touchy-feely, yoga crap."
 * "Bitch." "Jerk."
 * "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
 * "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
 * From TV Without Pity we get...the METAL TEETH CHOMP!
 * "Hey ass-butt!"
 * Shaving people, Humping things. The family business.
 * "I lost my shoe."
 * Supernatural, where even the music has issues.
 * "FIGHT THE FAIRIES!"
 * Firefly:
 * I'll be in my bunk.
 * Also? I can kill you with my brain.
 * Ceiling River is watching you procreate.
 * Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 * We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
 * Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mine is an evil laugh!
 * Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
 * Big Damn Heroes, sir!
 * Ain't we just!
 * Special hell.
 * ...Special hell.
 * This food is problematic.
 * I Call It Vera.
 * He robbed from the rich / And he gave to the poor / Stood up to the man / And he gave him what for / Our love for him now / Ain't hard to explain / The hero of Canton / The man they call Jayne...
 * A good portion of Early's dialogue, including "That seem right to you?" and "Arson. The little man loved fire."
 * Shiny!
 * Top Gear:
 * Caravans may not be Made of Explodium, but they probably should be. It's all they're good for.
 * One might say that caravans are one of the most useless inventions...in the world.
 * Some say that he's become a meme, and that he thinks the Internet is a connection between fishing boats. All we know is, he's called the Stig.
 * The little beby jeesus.
 * Ambitious but rubbish.
 * Pimp My Ride: YO DAWG! WE HEARD YO LIKE EXAMPLES, SO WE PUT AN EXAMPLE IN YO TRUNK SO YO CAN READ TVTROPES WHILST YO DRIVE!
 * This...is American Idol!
 * Yo, dawg. That voice isn't a'ight for him, man.
 * But it was okay, man, it was okay.
 * [Contestant] is IN IT TO WIN IT!
 * Welcome to Hollywood!
 * Season 1: Keith the Virgin.
 * Season 2: Velvet Teddybear vs Ambiguously Gay Nerd.
 * William Hung. She bang! She bang!
 * Paula loves Simon. Simon loves puppies.
 * Reynaldo Lapuz. 25% German. 25% Black. 50% Chinese Filipino. 100% White Pimp. 200% WORSHIPPER OF SIMON COWELL AND MOTHERFUCKIN' BROTHA TO ALL MANKIND.
 * You are my brother, my best friend forever, singing the songs, the music that you liiiiiiiiiike...
 * More memes coming up...AFTER this break.
 * Plenty of other shows do it now; it deserves its own trope page.
 * Any comment from Simon. Any one.
 * "That pehrformance was UHTTERLY ridiculous."
 * "The only part of your performance I liked, was the end. Not the beginning, not the middle, but the end."
 * The other door. No, the OTHER door.
 * Prince Bishie, Mighty Is He, SANJAYA MALAKAR! (With a crying white girl around him.)
 * Mohawk with ponytails, people!
 * Clay is gay, with a baby in his hand.
 * So is Adam Lambert, without the baby!
 * Jordin Sparks supports Liverpool FC. (You are not alone...)
 * Just in, Kara can sing better than a girl in a bikini.
 * CaylaMARayyy.....
 * SALmon!
 * "Pants on the ground... pants on the ground..." Everybody!
 * "Lookin like a FOOL wit' your pants on the ground!"
 * Lee Dewyze + Andrew Garcia = Danny Gokey babies!
 * Kara wants Casey to show us everything he's got.
 * TV Tropes, OUT!
 * Have I Got News for You: "PETROL, WE'RE RUNNING OUT"
 * Diffrent Strokes: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
 * Top Chef:
 * "Please pack your knives and go."
 * "I'm not your bitch, bitch!"
 * "Utensils down, hands up!"
 * Ladies and gentlemen, TV's Jesse Spencer!
 * The Two Ronnies: Four Candles
 * Americas Next Top Model:
 * "Fierce! Versatile!"
 * "Smile with your eyes."
 * And now, "SMIZE!"
 * "Check out your thighs in the mirra, and I'm done."
 * "Wanna be on top?"
 * Skank ho poured bear on my weave!
 * Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming Americas Next Top Model.
 * Mock the Week:
 * Are YOU Paying Too Much for Your Car Insurance?
 * ... sponsored by PowerGen.
 * '...and the band was Showaddywaddy.'
 * Speaking of, I've got good news. I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
 * Oh, this meme list is so high. I need a Sepp Blatter.
 * Project Runway:
 * "Desiiiigners!"
 * "Make it work!"
 * "Carry on."
 * "Frankly, I'm concerned...."
 * "Auf wiedershen!"
 * "I'm a squid with no ocean."
 * Season 2 brought us Project Runway: The Musical.
 * "Lighten up! It's just fashion!"
 * "What happened to Andrae?"
 * Designers, look out for Andrae. He's our little lamb.
 * Tropers, up until now you have all fucking sucked. However, go out there and kick butt!
 * Pretty much anything said by Santino Rice counts.
 * "Where the hell is my chiffon?"
 * "Tropes are so fierce."
 * "His design was just a hot mess."
 * A hot tranny mess, even.
 * Oh, here go hell come.
 * MONDO WAS ROBBED.
 * Iron Chef:
 * COD ROE ICE CREAM?
 * If memory serves me correctly, Fukui-san, there were quite a few others memes in the quest to see who's cuisine reigned supreme... Allez Cuisine!
 * Thanks to The Muppet Show, you can now watch pigs (and just about anything else) in spaaaaaace!
 * "And now Veteranarian's Hospital, the continuing stooooooooooooooory about a quack who's gone to the dogs ..."
 * And thanks to Muppets Tonight, if you have difficulty with a task, you can say that "THIS JOB'S TOO HARD!!"
 * YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOS!!
 * DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
 * A Meme?! I'll show YOU a meme!! HI-YAH!!
 * Wokka wokka!
 * Trading Spouses: "Ungodly!"
 * "Dork-sided".
 * "I'm a god-WARRIOR!"
 * Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Multiverse:
 * It has generally come to be accepted by fans that all green rangers are air headed comic relief characters. However, out of the eleven green rangers to appear in the show, only Joel, Bridge, Xander, and Ziggy can really be said to have been air heads, and Tommy, Adam, Carlos, Damon, Trip, Cam, and Master Phant do not really count as the official comic relief characters of their teams.
 * Sacrifice the Zords!
 * "It's morphin' time!"
 * "AHHHH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS, I AM FREE!"
 * "Recruit a team of teenagers with attitudes!"
 * "I HAVE A HEADACHE!"
 * All of the morphing calls.
 * Ahem. THAT IS NOT SPANDEX! Or buttery? *finger wiggle*
 * After the first movie came out, "Rockets away!" became very popular amongst the younger viewers.
 * Green Rangers tend to be a Memetic Badass. Tommy, Adam, and Xander anyway.
 * The black guy wears black, speaks slang, uses a dance-based fighting style, and tends to insult the monsters racially. Racist much?
 * "My lips match what I say!"
 * The Yellow Ranger has balls.
 * Black guy as the Black Ranger? That's racist!
 * Adam facts
 * Tommy facts
 * Xander facts
 * Billy Mitchell
 * Jason's film career
 * I destroyed Zordon!
 * Tommy's crazy.
 * Tommy's faking his Ph.D.
 * Make my [x] GROW!
 * That Kimberly could make MY monster grow.
 * Observe the viewing globe.
 * Banned in Australia!
 * Geography doesn't work that way.
 * I'm a frog? Fuck this, I'm going into anime.
 * I'm a frog, and I drive a van.
 * Ahm Scottish!
 * Tommy sacrifices his zords.
 * Sex with Tommy is one of the fringe benefits of being a Pink Ranger.
 * TOMMMYYYYY!
 * Turbo is the worst season ever. No, Wild Force is the worst season ever.
 * Too much pink energy is dangerous!
 * And the Super Sentai source material:
 * Fighting for traffic safety! GEKISOU SENTAI! CARRRRRRRRRRANGER!
 * The opening scene from the first episode of Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, wherein every single Sentai team stages an epic battle, has made the rounds as one of the most epic things in recent television. (It has a similar reputation to the "Rider Orchestra" scene from Kamen Rider Decade). As someone on College Humor wrote, "I want to go back in time and high-five my twelve-year-old self."
 * From fans of X-Play: "Morgan's not a gamer!" "Adam is a lamer!" Adam and Morgan even referenced these lines in their "X-Play Board" song.
 * The League of Gentlemen:
 * This is a local meme, for local people! There's nothing for you here!
 * Hello Daaaave?
 * Within universe, it is strongly implied that "EXCOOD BEE, HAD ADYBAHDY GOTTA BATLOV ONGE DOOCE?" becomes an advertising meme.
 * Kenan and Kel:
 * Aww, here it goes!
 * "I... dropped the SCREW... in the TUNAAAAA! IT WAS ME!! OHH, THE HUMANITY..."
 * WHHHHHYYYYYYY?!
 * sigh Seriously, TV Tropes? Who loves orange soda?
 * Kel love orange soda.
 * Is it true?
 * Mmm-hmmmm I do, I do, I doo-oo!
 * All That
 * "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"
 * "Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?"
 * "I feel the hurt."
 * "He's Walter, the Earboy, his ears are really big!"
 * "Aww, the life I live is sad!"
 * "Jupiter!"
 * "Dear Ashley ..." "That's me!"
 * The Amanda Show
 * "Meme, please!"
 * "Bring in the dancing lobsters!"
 * "YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!"
 * "What's that supposed to mean?!"
 * Sesame Street:
 * This trope page has been brought to you by the letters "M" and "E", and by the number "2".
 * One! Two! Two Sesame Street references! Ah ah ah!
 * OMNOMNOMNOM
 * One of these memes just doesn't belong.
 * Oh no...OH MAN! I totally forgot to bring a meme!
 * How DO you get to Sesame Street?
 * Red Dwarf:
 * All these memes and no reference to Mr. Flibble? He will be cross.
 * For that matter, smoke me a kipper: I'll be back for breakfast.
 * What a guy.
 * Everybodys Dead Dave.
 * Alphabetti Spaghetti!?
 * Gazpacho soup!!
 * So what is it?
 * It's a swirly thing in space.
 * Swirly thing alert!
 * Space Corp Directive 546879 clearly states this is a Meme.
 * Life On Mars/Ashes to Ashes:
 * Don't move! You are surrounded by armed bastards!
 * Fire up the Quattro.
 * It backfired on the Labour Party when they tried to use to suggest David Cameron and the Tories would take Britain back to The Eighties, forgetting that comparing Cameron to Gene Hunt was both unlikely and unadvised.
 * Being Human:
 * That was pathetic! We were... like... the world's GAYEST ninjas.
 * WHO WANTS SOME OF MY CHAIR?!?
 * YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE COOKED SPAGHETTI!!
 * THIS TURKEY IS A JERK!
 * Can I get a 'Hell Yeah?' --Hell Yeah! This troper observed this one live action before the Farscape panel at Comic-Con this year. A random audience member shouted the question, and--without prior planning--about a third of the crowd responded.
 * Well, Stone Cold Steve Austin had meme-ified this for years beforehand, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold says so.
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
 * "Don't you ever think about anything besides boys and clothes?" "Saving the world from vampires?"
 * "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
 * "Dawn's in trouble, must be Tuesday."
 * "Love makes you do the wacky."
 * "I hope it's a Funny Aneurysm Moment."
 * "I'm sick of being everybody's Butt Monkey!"
 * "Bored now."
 * "Ben is Glory."
 * So, wait... You're saying that, somehow, Ben has something to do... With Glory?
 * "Resolve face."
 * "Uh, guys, oxygen becoming an issue."
 * "And I think I'm kinda gay..."
 * "Don't warn the tadpoles!"
 * "Ha! I mock you with my monkey pants!"
 * "We saved the world. I say we party."
 * "Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch."
 * "Five by Five."
 * "Fire bad. Tree pretty."
 * "You had SEX with GILES?! ON A POLICE CAR?! TWICE?!?!"
 * "Get Out, GET OUT, GET OUT!!"
 * Angel:
 * "My name's Angel. I was born 244 years ago in Ireland. Small town, good family. Twenty seven years into an unremarkable life, I met a woman. She told me she could show me a world I'd never seen... She wasn't kidding."
 * Angel Investigations. We Help the Helpless.
 * I'm brooding!
 * ... do the astronauts have weapons?
 * NO!
 * YOU'RE A BLOODY PUPPET!
 * I DO NOT HAVE PUPPET CANCER!
 * WEE LITTLE PUPPET MAN!
 * Numfar! Do the dance of joy!
 * OH MANDY!
 * Can I say something about destiny? Screw Destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say "You're evitable!"
 * I am not a eunuch!
 * The Fast Show:
 * Scorchio!
 * This week, I have been mostly editing this page.
 * And editing this page is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
 * This troper was going to edit it, but there was a problem with the drainage in the lower fields.
 * And I was very...very...drunk.
 * Little bit woah, little wey. I'm a geezer!
 * ...Chris Waddle.
 * Aren't tropes brilliant?
 * Nah, s'a load of old bollocks.
 * The Big Bang Theory:
 * It's hot in here. Must be Summer Glau.
 * Bazinga!
 * *knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny
 * Sheldon: "I just installed Windows 7"
 * Audience: *dies laughing*
 * I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!
 * You're in my spot.
 * Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fuuuuur.
 * No Laughter.
 * No, but seriously, you've all been a great audience...for me to poop on!
 * Brazil has its native version of Star Wars's "It's a Trap" thank to TV drama series Carga Pesada (about two trucker guys, Pedro and Bino, who bump into adventures all over Brazil). Pedro shouting "Ã cilada, Bino!" (It's a trap, Bino!) happened enough times in the series so it is now uttered whenever one wants to talk about anything that has dubious merits.
 * Monk: It's a gift...and a curse.
 * Here's what happened.
 * Anderson Cooper would like to be your boo.
 * Battlestar Galactica:
 * "BY YOUR COMMAND"
 * AND THEY HAVE A PLAN
 * So say we all!
 * So say we all.
 * So say we all.
 * So say we all.
 * Frak off.
 * Murder She Wrote: Jessica Fletcher committed all those murders herself.
 * Walker Texas Ranger: "Walker told me I have AIDS".
 * Legends of the Hidden Temple: Near the bottom of this page you will uncover The SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE of the Silver Monkey.
 * Kaamelott: C'est pas faux.
 * The Apprentice: You're fired!
 * Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: *Glasses Pull* You're fired as well!
 * The Drew Carey Show: Johnson, you're fired!
 * Little Britain:
 * I'm the only X in the Y.
 * Computer says no.
 * Yeah, I know.
 * Bitty.
 * OH MY GOD I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
 * Greys Anatomy:
 * McDreamy is so McGorgeous (TM).
 * Seriously? Seriously! ...SERIOUSLY!?
 * O'Malley... stop. lookin. at. my VA-JAY-JAY!
 * Police Ten-7: Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.
 * Survivor: X, the tribe has spoken.
 * In Malaysia's very own Malaysian Idol, perhaps the closest equivalent to William Hung is this Michael Jackson impersonator.
 * My heart is break! Boy, wonder how he feels after MJ's death...
 * The Oprah Winfrey Show:
 * YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!
 * Tom Cruise jumping on the couch deserves special mention.
 * Oprah Over 9000 penises!
 * Psych:
 * I've heard it both ways.
 * No you have not, Shawn!
 * Gus, don't be a [insert unusual noun here or a character from a movie/TV show]
 * "WHAT!
 * "You know that's right."
 * "You must be outta your damn mind!"
 * If you lived in South you must remember the ever so narmful commercial for Charter Mental Health Hospital.


 * NCIS:
 * The Gibbs-slap.
 * Ya think? That's a good question. Why don't you find me an answer?
 * On it, boss.
 * I hate it when they do that.
 * He's right behind me, isn't he?
 * McFlowerPower McNerd McGoo McGeek McProbie....
 * Big Brother:
 * Day Thurty-Naine, and Michelle has been called to the diii-aary room.
 * Most of the housemates... are in the house.
 * The Avengers: "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."
 * Mork and Mindy:
 * "Mork calling Orson. Come in, Orson..."
 * "Nanu nanu."
 * "Shazbot!"
 * Hannah Montana:
 * Sweet niblets!
 * Dang flabbit!
 * What in the Sam Heck?
 * TVTropeseditorsayWHAT?
 * Hey-O!
 * Rrrrrrrico! Muahahahaha!
 * Eep!
 * Oh yeah! I went there!
 * Ya think?
 * Chuck:
 * Chuck, you stay in the car!
 * It's never safe in the car!
 * Dollhouse:
 * "Did I fall asleep?" "For a little while."
 * I'm talking about a clean slate.
 * You ever try and clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.
 * It's time for your treatment.
 * There are three flowers in a vah-ze
 * Look! Porn!
 * Man-reaction.
 * I cahn't pronounce hahd r's...
 * Life:
 * Are you making fun of us tropers?
 * It's the universe that is making fun of us all.
 * ...
 * Why would the universe make fun of us?
 * I don't know. Maybe it's insecure.
 * We have to use his strength against him.
 * What's his strength?
 * His weakness.
 * His strength is his weakness?
 * Yeah, it's like the one-handed clap.
 * Are you really Zen?
 * Zen-ish.
 * An Xbox isn't like a computer; it IS a computer. It's a hard drive with games on it. And Prince of Persia is a game with numbered levels where the objective is to Save the Princess.
 * Stargate SG-1:
 * Indeed.
 * With magnets!
 * Mektel shree lotak! Meta...Setak...Oz!
 * "Are you a Russian spy?" "Niet!"
 * Coming from The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet is the image of "Spaghetti Cat", which interrupts the show's broadcast on occasion for legal purposes. Joel McHale just happened to catch one of these instances and, assuming that it's just a Big Lipped Alligator Moment due to the lack of an explanation from the show, featured it on The Soup, launching the meme. For the full story, view this video.
 * And "Creepy flesh colored beard", which became an Ascended Meme.
 * Never Mind the Buzzcocks: BARROWMAN! Grrr...! *shakes fist*
 * Or SUTIN!
 * GUERREROWNED! has become a small-scale meme among Human Target and Jackie Earle Haley/Guerrero fans.
 * Kamen Rider franchise:
 * Narutaki's infamous catchphrase from Kamen Rider Decade: ONORE, DICKEIDO!!
 * Speaking of which, the most epic battle you'll ever see or hear...
 * This take on the Levan Polka.
 * IKA DE BEER!
 * ONDULI RURAGITTAN DESKAA?!
 * "I'm well-trained." "I live ON a train." "Heh heh hehehe..."
 * "This page's creation must be a part of Gorgom's plot!"
 * Poor Shin, last on the meme list...
 * Glee:
 * "Do you think this is hard? Try doing memes. THAT'S hard!" (And that's how Sue C's it!)
 * From the top!
 * Eyes on your own paper.
 * Figgins: "Shue, my hands are tied!"
 * Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
 * "I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
 * "You guys, it's like cool epilepsy."
 * "I didn't wear a bra, and I had them turn on the air conditioning."
 * Sometimes I forget my middle name."
 * ""I've been here since first period. I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can't remember how to leave."
 * "Who can tell me what a ballad is?" "A male duck."
 * "Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair." "I lost it."
 * "Sex is not dating." "If it were, Santana and I would be dating."
 * The University of Los Angeles. That's in Los Angeles.
 * Think of the mailman!
 * That fucking COCKBLOCK PIANO!
 * On that note, it seems to have become a thing to post a video of yourself totally geeking out over the kiss on youtube.
 * Suddenly... Karofsky!
 * Courage.
 * Someone on Tumblr suggested the idea that Rory and Sugar are time-traveling future children of current show couples (Klaine and Brittana, respectively). With that suggestion was born an entire Fandom Specific Plot about new characters being time traveling children. It's practically a genre at this point.
 * "Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew?"

That's right, TV Tropes wiki editor! Let's look to the future...all the way to the year 2000! (singing) In the year two thou-saaaaand... "- By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?"
 * The Prisoner:
 * "Who is Number One?" - "You Are Number Six." - "I am not a number, I am a FREE MAN!"
 * Be seeing you.
 * Generation Kill: "You're not gay if you think Rudy is hot."
 * Punky Brewster: Henry, I'm getting boobs! *spittake*
 * Misfits: SAVE ME BARRY!
 * I'M EMARTAL!
 * Thirty Rock:
 * It's a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah/Spooky/Scary/Boys becoming men/Men becoming wolves.
 * Ah, blergh!
 * "America, which I invented..." "BOOOO!"
 * You're making a mockery of The Source Awards!
 * By the hammer of Thor!
 * Cah-Runch!
 * What is this, Horseville? 'Cause I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
 * Don't Menendez me.
 * Myert!
 * NERDZ!
 * You just got scrumped!
 * Everything is just the worst!
 * Actor announcement!
 * Court? At night? I'm already laughing. Tell me more.
 * N-O-E. No. E.
 * All I did is ask for some Diet Slice and some pita chips!
 * Finally giving America what it wants, a reunion of Friends...from Night Court.
 * I love memes! I love them so much I want to take them behind the middle school and get them pregnant.
 * Mind Grapes.
 * "RESPAWN!!"
 * "I want to go to there!"
 * "DOCTOR SPACEMAN!!" "It's pronounced 'Spa-che-man."
 * "Why are wearing a tux?!" "It's after 6, what am I, a farmer?"
 * Dexter:
 * I'm watching you, motherfucker.
 * The Code Of Harry.
 * SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
 * Kitchen Nightmares:
 * You work like a pig! YOU FRENCH PIG!
 * Well, if it's your fucking kitchen then clean it, you lazy cunt!
 * NO!
 * Fuck off, will ya! Touch the wall! You dirty pig!
 * I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
 * GREEN BURGERS KILL PEOPLE.
 * Late Night:
 * I think it's time we took a look, once again, into the future.
 * The future, Conan O Brien?
 * Flash Forward 2009: BECAUSE I WAS LOADED OK?!
 * Bones:
 * Dancing Phalanges!
 * King of the lab!
 * I don't know what that means...
 * The West Wing:
 * "You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing???"
 * What's next?
 * Some tropers have had woot canaw.
 * GERALD!
 * Abigail! May I grasp your breasts?
 * MARGARET!
 * DONNA!
 * MRS LANDINGHAM!
 * Andrew Jackson, in the foyer of the White House, kept a 2-ton block of cheese...
 * Crime, boy I don't know.
 * HE TOSS A GENIE!!!! from a Mondegreen belonging to the 1978 Spiderman Sentai show in japan.
 * The A-Team:
 * I love it when a plan comes together.
 * I pity da fool!
 * The Inbetweeners:
 * Bus wankers!
 * Oooh, frieeeend.
 * Briefcase wanker.
 * Skins:
 * I'M KATIE FUCKING FITCH, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
 * Now I've told you, okay? Now you know.
 * Oh. Wow. Lovely.
 * Be brave.
 * I bought a fucking gateau!
 * You're always scared.
 * I think I was twelve.
 * I DON'T COMPROMISE!
 * Ugly Betty: I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet!
 * I Carly:
 * "Fatcakes, YEAH!"
 * When temperatures get too high, the elderly will start to die!
 * In the Miranda/Nathan Real Person Fic community, Nat Wolf has become known as The Goober.
 * For most Creddiers, Ariana Approves!
 * Unnatural History: "I don't want to taze you, bro."
 * Where in The World Is Carmen San Diego: DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!
 * Gossip Girl:
 * "Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means."
 * You know you love me.
 * (after somebody insults you) Yeah? Well your sweet potatoes are bland.
 * The X-Files: The truth is out there.
 * I'd do it all again . . . except for the Flukeman.
 * ... bleeping dead alien.
 * The Outer Limits: Do Not Adjust Your Set. We are controlling the transmission.
 * These memes are entering... The Twilight Zone.
 * Doodoodoodoo doodoodoodoo!
 * "THERE'S A MEME ON THE WING!!"
 * "It's not fair. There was time now!"
 * Degrassi High: Tessa Campinelli? You were FUCKING Tessa Campinelli? You bastard!
 * Degrassi: The Next Generation:
 * Did Manny get pregnate?
 * Is Manny a slut?
 * Did Emma get gonorrhea, spelled 60 different ways, none of them right?
 * I'm going to be an actress. Academy Award-winning. And you can sell these for a million dollars 'cause I am going to be FAMOUS!!!!
 * Boycott the Caf!
 * Last name Walking, first name Never!
 * You told me... TO PLAY BASKETBALL!!!
 * "Hey, I'm Cramer. Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Cramerica. Other people want to make friends ... I just want to make you some money. Because my job is not just to entertain you, but to educate you. So call me at 1-800-743-CNBC."
 * "ARE YOU READY, SKEEDADDY?"
 * "Bulls make money, bears make money, hogs (sfx) get slaughtered!"
 * "Sudden Death! Booyah-free zone! There goes Swifty!"
 * The IT Crowd: "God damn these electric sex pants!"
 * "FAATHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!"
 * Dear John letters.
 * Actually, Dear John letters probably originated back in or before World War II
 * Whose Line Is It Anyway:
 * It's a rare Youtube video featuring arctic terns where the highest rated comment isn't "Backstreet Boys".
 * Tapioca.
 * Oooooooooh Iedi diedi diedi diedi diedi diedi diedi ie!
 * CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
 * Hoedown!
 * What!? PORNO!
 * It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
 * Captain Obvious
 * Nice pants.
 * Lightning Rod of Hate.
 * I'll help you fluff your Garfield.
 * Bill Cosby and Hitler.
 * Hi, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the Troper Tales pages. Nobody reads them, they don't matter at all. Just a gag to hold the show together. I don't know, the show is British.
 * Twin Peaks:
 * "She's dead... wrapped in plastic."
 * Who killed Laura Palmer?
 * Damn fine coffee, Diane. Damn fine coffee.
 * Douglas firs!
 * The owls are not what they seem.
 * Through the dark of future past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... fire walk with me.
 * I didn't order creamed corn.
 * I want my garmonbozia (pain and suffering).
 * Leverage:
 * Sterling always wins. Always.
 * Alright, let's go steal a meme.
 * DAMMIT HARDISON!
 * Age of the geek, baby!
 * There's the video of the Olsen Twins song "Gimme Pizza" slowed down to make it sound extremely unnerving. It's taken logically far.
 * Whipped cream pours like waterfalls.
 * "Hund, Katze, Maus!" (dog, cat, mouse!) from German TV show Die Montagsmaler. (The show was about one party drawing something on a board, and the other party having to guess it. Similar as in Pictionary.) Later became the name of another show about pets.
 * Steptoe and Son: "You dirty old man!"
 * The Armstrong and Miller show: "Isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "Isn't it, though?" "Standard."
 * Sherlock:
 * "John, we're out of milk."
 * Also, "John, could you pass me a pen/my phone?" works as well.
 * Either of the two above followed by -SH.
 * Mycroft is talking to you through Captcha./"Mycroft says..."
 * "Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children."
 * "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
 * "Oh. God. Yes."
 * I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK/MORIARTY WAS REAL/SHERLOCK LIVES!
 * "Fine. It's...all...fine..."
 * "Not my division."
 * Martin Freeman is made of jam, kittens, and RAGE.
 * He's a tiny assassin in a cuddly jumper.
 * Martin Freeman is a hedgehog.
 * Certain photos of Moriarty are happening now too, with two of his more expressive faces from The Great Game. The first is an angry face with some kind of violent action as the caption, ex. "I WILL BURN-" and the second is a chill expression with something like "-you a CD of my favourite songs." Known as Misleading Moriarty.
 * "Fuck you, I won a BAFTA"
 * "And, honey, you should see me in a crown", or, alternatively, "I will turn you into shoes."
 * El Chavo Del Ocho:
 * "Vamos, tesoro. ¡(Y) No te juntes con esta chusma!" ("Let's go, honey. Don't fool around with this riff-raff!")
 * "Si, mami. ¡Chusma Chusma!"
 * Both are typically preceded by Doña Florinda (played by Florinda Meza) slapping Don Ramón (Ramón Valdés).
 * "¡Y la proxima vez, vaya a editarle los memes a su abuela!" (loosely, "And next time, go edit your grandma's memes!")
 * "¿Memes del internet? Tenía que ser el Chavo del Ocho." ("Internet memes? It had to be El Chavo del Ocho.")
 * Pipipipipipipipipi...
 * WAAAAAAAAAHHH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
 * To many Mexican viewers, "The Elephant Never Forgets" by Perry-Kingsley has also become memetic thanks to the show.
 * "Ron Damón"
 * "Don Rrrrrrrramón"
 * "¡Satanas! ¿Donde estás Satanas?" ("Satanas! Where are you Satanas?")
 * "Yo tengo un meme, ¡y no te lo presto!" (loosely: "I have a meme, and I'm not gonna lend it to you!)
 * "Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Alan!"
 * Community: "Troy and Abed in the moooooooooooooooooorning!"
 * "The question isn't where, Constable...it's when."
 * "Cool. Cool cool cool.
 * "Streets ahead." If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
 * "Britta, you are the WORST."
 * "I'm gettin' ridda Britta/I'm gettin' ridda the 'B'" "She's a G.D.B.!"
 * "Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce you're a 'B'!"
 * Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza:
 * DUUUUSTSTOOOOOOORM!
 * Game of Thrones:
 * If Tyrion Lannister's Triple Bitch-Slap of Win doesn't become a meme, there's simply no justice in this world.
 * "Winter is coming" and Hodor! seem to be on their way as well.
 * Ned Stark's unrelenting obsession with honour has become a meme, complete with its own image macro.
 * Robb Stark is a boss.
 * Jon Snow is a hipster.
 * Jaime Lannister has spawned a couple, generally his resemblance to a certain other nasty character, and not understanding the Luke/Leia romantic subplot in StarWars.
 * "Maldita lisiada!". This one's from the Mexican Soap Opera Maria La Del Barrio: Big Bad and Yandere Soraya shouts and threatens a girl in a wheelchair, Alicia, calling her a "maldita lisiada" or roughly "damned cripple/paralytic" and beats up her caretaker. Soraya has had a resurgence in popularity lately among Spanish-speakers for her ridiculous schemes, even by novela standards, and it's almost a must in Latin-American forums to post a gif or a video of that scene.
 * The Partridge Family: "Hello world, there's a song that we're singin'/Come on get HAPPY!..."
 * "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of..."
 * CAREFUL/NERVOUS/MOTHER/DRIVING
 * That 70s Show: Red Foreman will put his foot in your ass.
 * WHERE'S MY CANDY YOU SON OF A BITCH!
 * Dumbass!
 * NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
 * Dr. Phil: You're fat, and don't try to sugarcoat it or you'll eat that too.
 * Saved By the Bell:
 * "I'M SO EXCITED!!! I'M SO...SCARED!!!"
 * ""Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?''
 * The Honeymooners:
 * "Honey, you're the greatest!".
 * "Bang! Zoom!"
 * "To the moon, Alice!"
 * "One of these days...ONE OF THESE DAYS...POW, right in the kisser!"
 * Behind the Meme
 * Dinner for One:

- The same procedure as every year, James.


 * Kojak: "Who loves ya, baby?"
 * Columbo is another example. (begins to save page...) Oh, and one more thing...
 * Hunter: "Works for me."
 * The Closer: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!!"
 * "MURDER ONE!"
 * Kamen Rider Fourze: KITAAAAAAAAA!!!
 * The Made for TV Movie of Stephen King's The Langoliers: "Scaring the little girl?!"
 * Kyojuu Tokusou Juspion: MALDITO JUSPION!!!
 * From The History Channel's Ancient Aliens: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but... IT WAS ALIENS"
 * "I'm not saying it was humans but... HUMANS."
 * The song Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit from How I Met Your Mother.
 * I'm gonna stop you right there... It's suits. Come on, Lily, get your head outta your ass.
 * Austin and Ally: His and Her Derpy faces.
 * The Greatest American Hero
 * The theme song has enjoyed renewed popularity recently, thanks to its use by a certain internet critic.
 * Amongst Babylon 5's fandom, the Narn Bat Squad
 * Cyberbully: I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!
 * "This program is/was recorded on tape/filmed/(video)taped/produced before a (live) studio audience."