Carnivore Confusion/Quotes

"Mrs. Brisby: Owls eat mice! Jeremy: Uh... only after dark."

- The Secret of NIMH

""I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!""

- Bruce, Finding Nemo

""Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests.""

- Mickey Mouse, House of Mouse

""I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; eating each other is what nature intended!""

- Mr Krabs, Robot Chicken (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

"Stop eating our young!"

- Lrrr, Futurama

"Jon: I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim? Garfield: Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner."

- Garfield, February 15, 1983

""In retrospect, maybe serving your bird girlfriend a turkey dinner wasn't a solid choice. ""

- mysingalongsong, YouTube comment on Runaway by Kanye West