Angrish/Quotes

""Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong!""

- Calvin's dad dropping a Christmas present on his foot, Calvin and Hobbes

""Hubedeberdeber... We've got to... Today's episode is brought to you by- Dabadabadabadaba... By stupid sounds that I make when the game is pissing me off!""

- MegaGWolf, Let's Play Monster World IV

""I like to see an angry Englishman. They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of the language.""

- Hercule Poirot, Murder On the Orient Express

""I knew when my father could no longer form a word, I was about to visit a 'gray area'""

- Christopher Titus, Neverlution

""DOH! FREAKING PIZZAS!""

- Chuggaaconroy, after Yet Another Stupid Death in Super Mario Sunshine.

"Girl: Did your generation really use this to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.

Dad: Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.

Girl: What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!

Dad: Teehee!"

- Xkcd #537: Parental Trolling

"FUCK

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

WHY

WHY IS THIS A THING

I CANT EVEN COGNATE

COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING

HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK"

- Karkat at Singularity RP takes his rage out on an innocent keyboard.

""OH RIGHT, OF COURSE! I BOUNCED ON A SPRING! SILLY ME! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! '"''"

- MegaGWolf, Sonic Hack Showcase 3: Sonic Omochao Edition

""You -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!""

- Moe Syzlak, The Simpsons

""WOULD YOU JUST JUMP! FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN... JUMP! BILL COSBY... IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!""

- Proton Jon while playing the infamous Kaizo Mario World.