Elvira, Mistress of the Dark



"Perry: Elvira -- Mistress of the Dark! Jimmy: She's a little scary to me, boss. Perry: Not to me, son. She's the reason I've seen Godzilla a hundred and sixteen times."

- Lois and Clark, "Fly Hard"

When you hear the name 'Elvira' only one person comes to mind... quick witted valley-girl, Halloween icon, and quintessential symbol of all things spooky: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

Back in 1981, Elvira became the first nationally syndicated horror host and has emerged as one of the most original and outrageous characters in popular culture, resulting in a large cult following. The movies featured on Elvira's Movie Macabre, her first show, were always B grade (or lower) and Elvira often enjoyed interrupting the movie to lampoon the actors, the script, and the bad editing.

Elvira's reign as 'Queen of Halloween' has now spanned over thirty years and includes two feature films, an IMAX film and 2 motion control rides. She has appeared in National ad campaigns for Pepsi and Coors, recorded 5 music CDs, published 4 books and licensed over 400 products, including 2 Bally pinball machines, BC Rich guitars, 3 comic book series, Elvira’s ‘Night Brew’ beer, ‘Evil’ perfume and a slot machines from IGT. Elvira also boasts the best selling female costume of all time.

Mistress herself:

 * Absolute Cleavage
 * Annoying Laugh
 * Beehive Hairdo
 * Catch Phrase: "Unpleasant dreams!"
 * Deadpan Snarker: Part of her humor was giving snarky commentary on the movies she was hosting, predating a similar routine on Mystery Science Theater 3000 by several years.
 * Did You Just Romance Cthulhu? Denies worshipping the Devil, but admits to dating him once.
 * Distracted by the Sexy: Especially the men in her movies.
 * Double Entendre: Constant references to pumpkins was a Running Gag.
 * Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
 * Femme Fatalons
 * Gag Boobs: The sassy lassy with the classy chassis.
 * Hot Witch
 * Ms. Fanservice
 * Ornamental Weapon: The dagger; she has used it in one scene in one movie, and even then simply to scare someone who hit on her - it proved to be a prop with a retractable blade.
 * Perky Goth
 * Pie in the Face: Happened to Elvira at least once.
 * Product Placement: She's appeared in commercials for Coors beer, Mug root beer, Pepsi, and PETA, often broadcast around Halloween,
 * She's Got Legs
 * Silver Fox: Cassandra Peterson was born on September 17, 1951. While makeup can account for her "ageless" reputation, she looks striking even without it.
 * Strange Girl
 * Valley Girl
 * Woman in Black

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
""How's your head?" "Well, I've never had any complaints...""
 * Absolute Cleavage
 * Action Dress Rip: Happens offscreen.
 * Agony of the Feet
 * Angry Mob: Subverted near the end.
 * An Axe to Grind
 * Barrier-Busting Blow
 * BFG
 * Bookcase Passage
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall
 * Breath Weapon
 * Bucket Booby Trap Booby Trap: Elvira gets pulled off on this when she pulls one rope on the bucket and causes tar and feathers to fall down on her during her Flashdance to the song "Maniac".
 * Burn the Witch
 * Chekhov's Gun: Elvira's ring.
 * Combat Stilettos: Subverts the old trope about female victims running from slasher-movie villains, then tripping and falling (and then being killed) due to high heels... Elvira throws her stiletto heels as weapons.
 * Cool Car: Elvira's Macabremobile.
 * Dark Is Not Evil: Elvira is many things that may not correlate with goody-goody, but she's nowhere near a bad person.
 * Daydream Surprise
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Developing Doomed Characters: Not in the film itself, but commented on during the beginning with the B movie.
 * Diner Brawl
 * Distracted by the Sexy
 * Dramatic Thunder
 * Drop What You Are Doing
 * Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
 * Erotic Eating
 * Even the Dog Is Ashamed
 * Everything's Better with Bob: Bob, Elvira's love interest.
 * Evil Laugh
 * Fainting
 * Familiar: Gunk is revealed to be one.
 * Gag Boobs
 * Give Her a Normal Life: In a flashback her mother is shown dropping the infant Elvira off at a convent to protect her from the convoluted magical politics in their family.
 * Subverted: Elvira is many things, but normal? Not so much.
 * Green-Eyed Monster
 * Grievous Bottley Harm
 * Groin Attack
 * Helping Hands
 * Henpecked Husband
 * Hypocritical Humor
 * Lingerie Scene
 * Look Behind You!
 * Love Interest
 * Lover Tug of War
 * Male Gaze
 * Marshmallow Hell
 * Meaningful Name: Chastity Pariah.
 * Mirror Scare
 * Moral Guardians
 * Neck Lift
 * Nightmare Sequence
 * Noodle Incident: What exactly Elvira did to that hitch-hiking axe murderer?
 * Ominous Fog
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old
 * Red Eyes, Take Warning
 * Role Called
 * Screaming Woman
 * Shadow Discretion Shot
 * Shout-Out
 * Spell Book
 * Stock Footage
 * Stuff Blowing Up: Elvira accidentally blows up a gas station on her way to Falwell.
 * Tar and Feathers: Elvira is tarred and feathered in a spoof of the movie Flashdance.
 * That Came Out Wrong: "Sure, I'll do it for 50 bucks!"
 * "Well, here's to my big opening. I mean..."
 * There Is No Higher Court
 * There's No B in Movie
 * Title Drop
 * Total Eclipse of the Plot
 * Transformation Sequence: Gunk transforms itself to a rat to help Elvira.
 * Unexpected Inheritance: The trope is applied twice. First, when Elvira got an inheritance from her Grandaunt, whose existence Elvira was completely oblivious to; and Second, when.
 * Unusual Euphemism
 * Vanity License Plate
 * Viva Las Vegas
 * What's a Henway?: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is a Hurricane of Puns, but one of the most memorable is after the titular character has hit her head on a movie marquee:

Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)

 * Axe Before Entering
 * Double Meaning Title
 * Dramatic Thunder
 * Driven to Suicide
 * Fainting
 * Flash Back
 * Funbag Airbag
 * Gag Boobs
 * Grave Robbing
 * High-Class Glass
 * Hollywood Darkness
 * Hong Kong Dub: Everybody talks normally except for one badly-dubbed character. Lampshaded when Elvira turns to the camera to ask, "How does he do that?"
 * Marshmallow Hell
 * Repetitive Name: Bradley Bradley.
 * Rimshot
 * Running Gag: The screaming.
 * Screaming Woman
 * Secret Passage
 * The Shrink
 * Super Senses
 * Vertigo Effect
 * Victoria's Secret Compartment