Those Two Guys/Quotes

""Two Guys" is worth going out of your way for, to get more than you bargained for."

- Slogan for the now defunct "Two Guys" department store chain

""Shame on FOX for breaking up the Bert and Ernie of Football.""

- Frank Caliendo, in regards to breaking up the NFL commentary duo of John Madden and Pat Summerall

""These two right now are just comic relief, but they play an important role later on. You'll see. They're based a lot on Tom Stoppard's version of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, and play the recurring traveler character seen so often in RPGs. They show up where all the important characters are going, somehow getting there ahead of them despite having to go through thousands of miles of wasteland filled with randomly encountered monsters that want to eat them, and then play no significance to the plot at all.""

- D. R. Mcleod, Wizard Diaries Character Sketch #7: Donnchadh and Conchobar

""They are a basso and a tenore buffo called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Nobody is ever sure quite what they do in the story, but they always do it together.""

- Anna Russell, "Hamletto, or Prosciuttino" (alleged Verdi opera based on Hamlet)

"Keoide: The right one is 3rd year, Class 4, Tokiyama Gorou. The left one is also 3rd year, class 4, Ooshita Jirou. Suda: Jeez, that was really simplified. Keoide: Yes, well apparently there isn't anything else identifiable about those two. It was a miracle I even got their full names."

- Angel Densetsu