The Saga of Darren Shan/Funny

"Crespley: WHAT IS THAT?! (See Gavner's pants, a yellow pants with pink elephants motive) Gavner:...(embarassed)It's a gift. Crespley: From a human woman who had relationship with you, I presume. Gavner: She's indeed a beautiful woman.... It's just that her choice in underwear was rather poor.... Darren: Choice in boyfriend, also. Crespley:"
 * The Saga of Darren Shan: Vampire Mountain