Throw the Book At Them/Quotes

"You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE!"

- Mankind, Celebrity Deathmatch

"Word is they're gonna throw the book at you... followed by the bookcase, and then the library, brick by brick!"

- Rimmer, Red Dwarf

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me. This Is the Colbert Report!"

- Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report "April 8th, 2008"

"[This book] probably won't injure you at all. Unless somebody throws it at you, which is a possibility that should never be discounted"

- Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book is Secret

"Use of this book for other than the intended purpose is not advised. While it may seem like an ideal projectile, the makers of this book cannot guarantee your safety if you throw it at someone. There is always the possibility that that person will throw it back. "

- Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

"Lassiter: Spencer, if I see you anywhere near this case, I'll throw every book I can find at you. Shawn: Oh yeah? And what if you find the Bible? Are you gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me don't you think?"

- Psych, episode 3