But Liquor Is Quicker/Quotes

""In a few hours, I'm gonna look like a good idea!""

- Lewis, The Drew Carey Show

"''"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. "''"

- Dorothy Parker

"It's Cold Gin time again You know it always wins! Cold Gin time again You know it's the only thing That keeps us together!"

- Kiss, "Cold Gin"