Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)/Funny

Post-Zero Hour continuity
"Invisible Kid: You lick it! Live Wire: You lick it! [ beat] Invisible Kid: ...Ferro, come over here. Karate Kid: Now that's just wrong."
 * This conversation, during the Bizarro Legion story:

"Arrow: [weakly] I'm... I'm willing to die for my cause. Chameleon: Oh, you'll die. We'll all die someday. The issue is, do you want to die in bed, surrounded by your loved ones... or bent over in this alley with a woefully inadequate supply of tissues?"
 * Gates in the twentieth century, volunteering at a soup kitchen. "Human! Step forward and claim your sustenance!"
 * Chameleon and Infectious Lass in Gail Simone's "For No Better Reason" arc:

Threeboot continuity

 * "You'll feel differently when we're married."
 * From the same issue, the goats.
 * The realization that Chameleon's costume is actually part of his body... meaning he's been walking around naked the whole time.

Reboot Continuity
""Hit the brakes! THE BRAKES, NOT THE GAS!!!!""
 * The Subs invading the JLE's satellite with a high-jacked school bus.


 * The three Brainiacs arguing with one another, mostly instigated by Threeboot Querl's refusal to work with an adult version of himself.