I Won't Say/Funny

"little girl: Mr. Light, tell us more about the lesbian princess! Light (to L): What have you been teaching these kids!"
 * Kira tells the Wammy kids a bedtime story in which the brave and mighty Sir Luminare rescues the lovely and quarrelsome Princess Elle and L's comments on and the "enhancements" he adds to the story.

"Matt (to Light and L): No morning sex! (Beat) or afternoon sex, or evening sex or..."
 * When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.
 * Also:

"L: Where's Near? Mello: Oh, he's safe... Matt: ... in a closet."
 * And:

"Light: There's no such thing as ghosts! L: Light-kun is right. Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous."
 * This:

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