Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?



""I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you.""

- Martha

A classic 1963 play by Edward Albee, which in turn spawned a classic 1966 film directed by Mike Nichols and starring Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

This character study follows George, a "boring" middle-aged history professor at a small New England college, and his caustic, abusive wife Martha. They invite another, younger professor, Nick, and his meek and mousy wife, Honey, into their home one very drunken very early morning. The older couple verbally spars in front of their guests, and then gradually turns their abuse -- and lust -- onto them.

Tropes:
"George: How does that make you feel? Martha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
 * Absurdism: A notable American entry in the Theatre of the Absurd.
 * The Alcoholic: Everyone.
 * Author Avatar. According to the Word of God, George is more or less based on Edward Albee's life.
 * Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other: Or possibly don't, depending on which aspects of the characters' personae you believe.
 * Beta Couple: Majorly deconstructed with Nick and Honey
 * Big No.

"George: Not my fault, the road should've been straight."
 * But Liquor Is Quicker: Although it turns out Nick doesn't need a great deal of encouragement.
 * The Day the Music Lied: George's umbrella.
 * Deadpan Snarker: George, frequently.
 * Did They or Didn't They?: Martha seems to be disappointed when she comes back down from the bedroom. The conversation she has with George later implies that.
 * Domestic Abuse: Take a guess.
 * Drunk Driver: First George and later Martha, who nearly ends up parking the car inside their house.

"George: Well that's one game. What shall we do now? Come on, I mean, let's think of something else. We've played Humiliate the Host - we can't do that one. What should we do now?...Let's see, there are other games, how about uh, how about Hump the Hostess huh?...OK, I know what we do. Now that we're through with Humiliate the Host...and we don't want to play Hump the Hostess yet...how about a little round of Get the Guests?"
 * First Law of Tragicomedies. Averted, since the humor is biting and sarcastic.
 * Foreshadowing: George drops plenty of hints to Nick that  but he's too drunk to notice.
 * Good Girls Avoid Abortion:
 * Happy Marriage Charade: Jury's still out on which of the two couples has the shakiest marriage.
 * Henpecked Husband: At first George appears to be this in relation to Martha.
 * Incurable Cough of Death, averted: Characters in the film adaptation frequently cough, but it doesn't portend anything.
 * Ironic Echo: "I am, George. I am."
 * Lady Drunk: Martha. Heavily implied to be Honey's future.
 * Lonely Together
 * Lucky Translation: The German version still has the boy in George's story asking for "whiskey"... only in German, it sounds exactly the same as the word for "wanky". It makes the story George tells just a little bit funnier.
 * Minimalism: The play has one location, four characters and is in Real Time. The movie added a few outside locations and two bit parts.
 * :, charitably interpreted.
 * The Masochism Tango: George and Martha.
 * Mediation Backfire: There are hints that George and Martha deliberately invoke this trope in order to have something to bond over (i.e., abusing others instead of one another.)
 * Mind Screw: How on Earth did two whack-jobs ever produce a son who is the embodiment of perfection?
 * Minimalist Cast
 * Moral Guardians: The film version helped weaken film censorship after MPAA-president Jack Valenti ordered minimal dialogue cuts to the already-profane script.
 * Content Warnings: An example that predates the American film rating system. The poster's Tagline ("You are cordially invited to George and Martha's for an evening of fun and games*") was followed by this footnote: "*Important Exception: No one under 18 will be admitted unless accompanied by his parent." According to IMDb, the film has a rating equivalent to PG-13 or R in most countries.
 * No Name Given: "Honey" is just Nick's pet name for his wife, she's never given an actual name in-story.
 * The last names of George, Martha and Nick are not given. And Nick's first name is never spoken on stage (though obviously it's in the program and can be deduced by whittling down the Minimalist Cast).
 * Not So Different: At first the two couples seem very dissimilar, but as the evening wears on we see the same traits emerging from both.
 * Parlor Games

"George: Now that's it! You can take over a few classes from the older men, but until you start plowing pertinent wives, you really aren't working. The broad, inviting avenue to man's job is through his wife, and don't you forget it. Nick: And I'll bet your wife has the broadest, most inviting avenue of the whole damn campus! *Beat* Her father president and all."
 * Pick on Someone Your Own Size: Martha's initial reaction to George turning on Nick is to accuse him of "pygmy hunting".
 * Pun-Based Title: An obvious play on "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"
 * Albee put in Virginia Woolf instead of Big Bad Wolf because he was afraid of copyright infringement. It also adds to the concept of absurdism throughout the play.
 * Real Life Relative: George and Martha were played in the film version by then-couple Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.
 * Self-Made Orphan:, though not intentionally.
 * Shadow Archetype: George and Martha put on vivid display the conflicts that Honey and Nick try to keep sumbmerged
 * Shout-Out: To A Streetcar Named Desire. Also, Martha quotes a line ("What a dump!") from the Bette Davis movie Beyond The Forest, which is mainly remembered for this reference.
 * Made funnier by the fact that the in the initial casting for the film, Bette Davis herself was slated to play Martha.
 * Plus the obvious reference to Virginia Woolf in the title.
 * That Came Out Wrong: Nick and George talking about the campus pasttime of "musical beds". Miraculously, given the conversation preceding it and the drunkenness of the participants, it doesn't come across as quite so hilariously offensive.

"George: Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?"
 * Title Drop: During a round of drunken singing (to the tune of "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?"). Somewhat invoked at other parts, particularly at.
 * In the film version, due to legal conflict with Disney, the song is sung to the tune of "Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush."
 * Unreliable Narrator: In-universe.
 * Unusual Euphemism: Parodied when Honey asks coyly about using the bathroom;


 * Your Cheating Heart: George tells Nick that "musical beds" is a popular sport, with the implication that Martha has cheated on him a number of times.