The Faculty



"If you were going to Take Over the World, would you blow up The White House Independence Day-style, or sneak in through the back door?"

- Casey

The Faculty is a 1998 teen Horror film directed by Robert Rodriguez. The story involves a parasitic alien landing in small-town Ohio and turning the faculty of a High School into its puppets, followed by the students and the rest of the town.

Six students, however, manage to find out what's going on: academically-challenged football player Stan Rosado, Goth chick Stokely Mitchell, nerdy kid and school newspaper photographer Casey Connor, queen bitch Delilah Profitt, drug-dealing delinquent Zeke Tyler, and New Transfer Student Marybeth Louise Hutchinson. Together, they set out to put a stop to the aliens, armed only with Zeke's drugs (which are instantly fatal to the aliens) and their knowledge of Alien Invasion movies like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Among the rare successful horror-comedies (especially out of the bunch that followed in Scream's wake), both very funny and very scary. The film's writer, Kevin Williamson, also wrote the first two Scream movies, which helped it to avoid making the mistakes of many of the copycat teen horror movies of the late '90s. Expect loads of creative gore and really creative casting.

"Stokely: So aliens have just been setting us up over the years, creating this happy little make-believe existence, with their E.T.s and their Men in Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it really happened? Casey: I think so."
 * Alien Invasion
 * Aliens in Cardiff: Lampshaded and justified. When one character claims that it would be absurd for aliens to secretly invade via a High School in a small town and brainwash the population, another Genre Savvy charcter points out that this would attract a lot less attention than attacking a big city, which the whole world will notice. See the page quote.
 * And Some Other Stuff: Zeke's drugs are made from a mixture of "caffeine pills and some other household shit."
 * Assimilation Plot
 * Beautiful All Along: Miss Burke is an evil version of this trope. All it takes to make her look sexy is fixing her hair, dropping her glasses, and giving her a red tank top... but this occurs after she's been turned into an alien puppet.
 * Though being played by Famke Janssen certainly doesn't hurt either.
 * Big Bad:
 * Billing Displacement: R&B star Usher is featured prominently on the poster despite appearing in only five minutes of the movie. None of the other cast members were all that famous (at the time), while Usher is, well, Usher.
 * Body Horror: The parasite dehydrates the old Mrs. Brummel to the point where her skin falls off of her body.
 * Also,
 * Book Dumb, Brilliant but Lazy: Zeke is clearly very smart and resourceful, yet he's repeating his senior year because, instead of focusing on school, he chooses to concentrate on pursuits such as manufacturing drugs and dealing various illegal merchandise to other students.
 * Breakfast Club: The six main characters.
 * Brick Joke: During the credits, clips from the movie are used to accompany all of the lead actors except for Jon Stewart. He's shown.
 * The Cameo: By Ain't It Cool News' Harry Knowles, of all people.
 * Clark Kenting: The popular girl Delilah, in order to avoid being recognized by the aliens (who are targeting the most popular kids in school so that they can infect the most people), briefly disguises herself as a nerd by putting on Nerd Glasses. It works.
 * Closet Shuffle: While breaking into the teacher's lounge looking for a scoop, Casey and Delilah hide in a broom closet when they hear teachers approaching. Here, they find the dead body of Mrs. Brummel and witness the school nurse get held down and infected.
 * Combat Tentacles: The head alien has these.
 * Cool Car: Zeke drives a Pontiac GTO.
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: Not only do Casey's parents take away his phone and internet as punishment but they also confiscate his porn. Casey's Father tells him "No more flogging the bishop".
 * Dawson Casting: Surprisingly little of it for a '90s teen horror film. The oldest cast members to play teenagers were 22-year-olds Shawn Hatosy and Laura Harris. Elijah Wood, meanwhile, was 17 when he starred in this film, while Jordana Brewster was 18. Josh Hartnett was twenty,making him only about a year or two older than his character (Who is mentioned as repeating the year).
 * Did Not Do the Research: Stokely claims that Jack Finney's Invasion of the Body Snatchers ends with the aliens winning. She's wrong;  the humans win.
 * Drugs Are Bad: Inverted. The alien parasites are dried out and ultimately killed by the meth-like drug that Zeke makes and then sells in the parking lot. This drug is used in order to test who has been infected with the parasite.
 * Also subverted, as it turns out they weren't really drugs at all. Zeke was just using caffeine pills.
 * Dumb Muscle: Stan, much to his dismay. He feels that his heavy involvement as the captain of the football team is damaging his academic performance, and that his teachers are giving him preferential treatment just because he's a star athlete. This causes him to quit the team in order to focus on schoolwork.
 * Everybody Lives: Surprisingly there is a total of two casualties in the whole film, none of whom are the main characters.
 * Everybody Must Get Stoned: At one point in the movie, Zeke forces everybody to take his drugs so that they could find out who is being controlled by the aliens. Intoxication Ensues.
 * Evil Overlooker:
 * Evil Teacher: The teachers are the first people to get infected, and spread it from there.
 * Eye Scream: How Mr. Furlong is killed.
 * Fake American: Canadian actress Laura Harris as the Southern girl Marybeth, complete with a ridiculously over-the-top Southern accent.
 * Fake-Out Make-Out: Subverted. While breaking into the school's storeroom to steal ingredients for his drugs, Zeke cites the trope to reassure Marybeth should they be caught. However the two aren't patient, and start making out regardless.
 * Fiction as Cover-Up:
 * Fiction as Cover-Up:

"Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey: Into what people? Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke."
 * Fingore: Mr. Furlong is bitten by the alien specimen that Casey finds. It takes a nice chuck out of his pointer finger. Later,
 * Five-Man Band: Not the variety used on this site, but the one used in The Breakfast Club -- the princess (Delilah), the criminal (Zeke), the brain (Casey), the athlete (Stan) and the basket case (Stokely). There's also the new girl (Marybeth).
 * If you're going by the "standard" Five-Man Band formula:
 * Stan: The Hero.
 * Stokely: The Lancer.
 * Zeke: The Big Guy, with elements of The Smart Guy.
 * Casey: The Smart Guy, although he turns into The Hero during the climax.
 * Delilah: The Chick.
 * Marybeth: The Sixth Ranger.
 * Four-Temperament Ensemble
 * Stan is sanguine
 * Delilah is choleric
 * Casey and Stokely are melancholic
 * Zeke is phlegmatic
 * Marybeth is supine until
 * Full-Frontal Assault:
 * Full-Name Basis: Marybeth always introduces herself by her full name, Marybeth Louise Hutchinson.
 * Genre Savvy: This is a late '90s teen horror film -- it goes with the territory.
 * Glamour Failure: In addition to the obvious lack of emotion characteristic of Puppeteer Parasites, people infected with the alien parasite can be discerned by their need to drink lots of water, as the things quickly dehydrate their hosts. This is also why Zeke's drugs are so effective against them (the drugs absorb water and dehydrate people).
 * Goth: Stokely, although by the end, she's turned into a Perky Goth.
 * Groin Attack: Near the beginning of the film, Casey gets picked up by a group of bullies, has his legs spread apart, and gets his crotch slammed into a light pole.
 * Gym Teacher Nasty: And played by Robert Patrick, no less.
 * Hannibal Lecture: Used multiple times by the pod people against the heroes, but the big one is delivered by . When confronts Casey in the locker room,  tries to convince him that, by joining the aliens, he will be happy, and will no longer have to suffer through humiliation at the hands of his peers. When Casey refuses to be swayed,  simply gives up, tells him that it's too late and that the aliens have already won, and comes after him.
 * High School
 * Hey, It's That Guy!!: A veritable cornucopia of recognisable faces, most obviously amongst the teachers, including the T1000, Lilith, Catherine Martell and Xenia Onatop.
 * Hollywood Nerd: Elijah Wood as the nerdy kid Casey.
 * Homage: The entire film is an homage to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Puppet Masters, with Shout Outs aplenty.
 * The drug test scene is an homage to the blood test in The Thing.
 * I Was Just Joking

"Casey:"
 * Impaled Palm: Coach Willis stabs a pencil straight through  hand and it makes a gruesome crunch when he yanks it back out again. She is understandably horrified.
 * Impostor-Exposing Test: Using Zeke's drugs.
 * Ironic Echo:
 * When Zeke is selling pens full of drugs to some students, he tells them that the stuff is "guaranteed to jack you up."
 * While snooping in the teachers' lounge, Casey tells Delilah that she can be "pretty cool sometimes" (i.e. when she's not being the Alpha Bitch). Delilah asks if he's hitting on her. At the end of the film, Delilah repeats this line to Casey, whom she is now dating.
 * It Was Here, I Swear: Casey ends up in this situation when he brings the police to the school to recover  body. When they open the closet, the body has disappeared and been replaced with a Recussitation Annie Doll.
 * Lens Flare Censor: In reverse. The darkness is used to cover up naughty bits. It doesn't work so well on the DVD, though.
 * Lovable Alpha Bitch: Delilah.
 * Lovable Jock: Stan especially when compared to the more jerkish football players.
 * The Mole: Played straight when gets infected. Slightly subverted with.
 * Monster Progenitor: The Alien Queen.
 * New Transfer Student: Marybeth has just moved to town from Atlanta.
 * No Ontological Inertia: Justified. After Zeke examines one of the parasites, he notices that it doesn't have all the necessary organs to sustain itself independently, and concludes (correctly) that there must be an alien queen with a telepathic link to all of her "offspring." Killing her would kill all the parasites, returning everyone to their normal selves.
 * Not Now, Kiddo: Even though the alien-controlled teachers make up a cover story for what he saw that would still realistically scare a teenager, his parents decide he needs counseling, search his room for drugs, and decide to remove his phone, internet and even his Porn Stash (which they seem bizarrely completely okay with). Because that's parenting.
 * Off With Her Head:
 * Orifice Invasion
 * Pre-Mortem One-Liner:


 * See also Ironic Echo.
 * Puppeteer Parasite
 * Recycled in Space / Setting Update: Invasion of the Body Snatchers
 * Or, in keeping with the "in space" angle, Scream or The Breakfast Club
 * Red Herring Mole: Before the heroes find out who the real head alien is, they go through a number of false guesses, including and.
 * Religious and Mythological Theme Naming: Zeke (Ezekiel) and Delilah both get their names from Biblical figures.
 * School Newspaper Newshound: Delilah and Casey, although the latter is only a photographer.
 * Screw the Rules, I Have Connections: Stan's teachers curve his grades because he's the captain of the football team. Unlike most examples, he's fairly dismayed by this, enough so that he quits the team.
 * Shout-Out:
 * The name of the science teacher, Mr. Furlong.
 * And Casey Connor.
 * Principal Drake gets her name from the Drake Equation, which is used to estimate how much intelligent life there is in the universe.
 * Several movies and books about aliens get name-dropped by the characters, including E.T., Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Puppet Masters and Independence Day, with one reference to the latter movie providing the page quote.
 * Single Biome Planet: The head alien is from a planet covered entirely with water. This is the reason why people infected with the alien parasite need to drink lots of water -- the thing needs a lot of it, and it dehydrates people rather quickly.
 * Six-Student Clique:
 * The head: Zeke.
 * The muscle: Stan.
 * The quirk: Casey.
 * The pretty one: Delilah.
 * The smart one: Marybeth.
 * The wild one: Stokely.
 * Sorry, I'm Gay: Stokely pretends to be a lesbian in order to prevent guys from hitting on her.
 * Stunt Casting: R&B star Usher in a small role as one of Stan's fellow football players.
 * Sucky School: There is a scene early on that takes place at a faculty meeting, where they are deciding how to divide the school's budget. Much to the teachers' chagrin, money that could be used for buying new textbooks or putting on a School Play other than Our Town is instead directed towards the football team, because, as Principal Drake explains, they live in a football town.
 * Somewhat unusually for a trope like that, she doesn't think the football team deserves all the attention and funding, but it's what the parents want. She says something like, "My frustrated hands are tied."
 * Teacher-Student Romance: The infected Miss Burke hides in the back of Zeke's car, then attempts to seduce him when he's speeding away from the infected football team. The final scenes imply that they Hooked Up Afterwards, which is at least marginally less squicky because he's been held back and is, presumably, of age.
 * Wait. It's implied that a character has sex with a woman who was infected with an alien parasite, ... and your issue is whether or not he is legally of age?
 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: See Hannibal Lecture.
 * Tomato Surprise:
 * Uncanny Valley Girl:
 * Utopia Justifies the Means:.
 * Voluntary Shapeshifting: During the climax, switches between human and alien forms at will.
 * Write What You Know: Casey references this trope when trying to explain to Stokely why he believes that Invasion of the Body Snatchers was Based on a True Story.
 * X Meets Y: The Breakfast Club must contend with the Invasion of the Body Snatchers
 * You Don't Want to Die a Virgin, Do You?: A mild example. Stan and Stokely kiss before Stan goes out to see if the people outside are still infected, with Stokely remarking that she didn't want to have never done that.