Twila the Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre/YMMV


 * Die for Our Ship: Bella.
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: The Dramatic Reading by LRMReading was done before Twilight became popular in the UK, so this trope abounds.
 * Mary Sue
 * Parody Sue
 * Real Women Never Wear Drezzes: The author says that her mom tried to make her wear a "drezz", so she broke the computer and slit her wrists.
 * So Bad Its Good