Reality Ensues/Quotes

"Bender: It's so cold my internal processor is running at peak efficiency!"

"His face set in an expression of grim determination, Don raised his leg and slammed the heel of his foot into the lock. There was a satisfying crack as the door completely failed to burst open in an explosion of reinforced metal. A crippling pain shot up his leg and a feeling of nausea overwhelmed him as the source of the cracking sound became apparent."

- SCP Foundation, Don Ferrerios Lie-Katana

"In philosophy, or religion, or ethics, or politics, two and two might make five, but when one was designing a gun or an aeroplane they had to make four."

- Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell