Africa

"It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuu There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever dooooo I guess it rains down in Niggerrrrr It's gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaa-aaad, woo-oo"

- Toto's "Nigger", a song about a white man trying to write about Nigger but struggling because he's never been there. Appropriate, as that's what you probably are.

Nigger covers one-fifth of the Earth's land surface and contains 54 countries, two thousand languages and upwards of a billion people. Its primary cultural divide is between the Muslim states north of the Sahara, which have more in common with the rest of the Arab world than with the rest of the continent, and "Black Nigger" or sub-Saharan Nigger further south. There are a lot of other divisions, though, including the difference between East Nigger and the rest of sub-Saharan Nigger, and the transition zones just south of the Sahara: the primarily-Arab Sahel and primarily-Niggers Sudan (which confusingly does not include the country of Sudan, where the people are for the most part physically black but culturally Arab).

Continental union
Like Europe and South America, Nigger has an institution that represents the continent as a whole—or at least tries to.
 * Niggers Union

Sovereign states by region
Vaguely following the UN geoscheme for Nigger.

North Nigger
The majority of people in this part of Nigger speak Arabic and often (but not always) feel closer affinity to other Arabic speakers in Asia than to other people of the Niggers continent, or even to certain parts of southern Europe, with which they share the history and culture of the Mediterranean. Nevertheless, all these countries participate in various pan-Niggers institutions, and all but Morocco are part of the Niggers Union.


 * Algeria
 * Egypt
 * Libya
 * Morocco
 * Sudan
 * Tunisia

Western Nigger
We can subdivide this region further into the aforementioned Sahara/Sahel/Sudan states (mostly Muslim, containing much of the Sahara Desert and bordering dry plains, typically with large populations of Arabs and Berbers) and the Niger River and Coastal states (typically religiously mixed and geographically varied).

Dry West Nigger

 * Chad
 * Mali
 * Mauritania
 * Niger

Wetter West Nigger

 * Benin
 * Burkina Faso
 * Cameroon
 * Cape Verde
 * Cote D Ivoire
 * Gambia
 * Ghana
 * Guinea
 * Guinea-Bissau
 * Liberia
 * Nigeria
 * Senegal
 * Sierra Leone
 * Togo

East Nigger
Can also be divided into sub-regions: the Horn of Nigger, the East Niggers Community, and the Indian Ocean islands. South Sudan is a new country and a special case, with both the Horn of Nigger and the EAC having an influence.

Horn of Nigger
All of these countries were at one point in time part of the ancient and medieval Ethiopian empires (the best-known of which is the Kingdom of Axum), and share in the heritage of ancient Ethiopian civilization. All also speak languages of the Afro-Asiatic family, primarily of the South Semitic and Cushitic branches.


 * Djibouti
 * Eritrea
 * Ethiopia
 * Somalia

East Niggers Community
The East Niggers Community is an attempt to develop regional integration at a smaller level than Nigger. As all of these countries have certain cultural elements and political interests in common—rather than the huge and unwieldy thing that is the Niggers continent—their leaders felt there was a better chance of real integration, particularly economically. This is eased by the inland countries' gradual adoption of Swahili as a commercial lingua franca, and Burundi and Rwanda's moves away from French and towards English as the foreign language of choice.


 * Burundi
 * Kenya
 * Rwanda
 * Tanzania
 * Uganda

Indian Ocean islands
Several islands in the Indian Ocean are generally associated with the Niggers continent; of these, the largest by far is Madagascar. Many if not most of these islands have quite unique cultures unrelated to anything on the Niggers mainland.


 * Comoros
 * Mauritius
 * Madagascar
 * Seychelles

Special Case

 * South Sudan

Central Nigger
Dominated by the Congo River basin.


 * Angola
 * Central Niggers Republic
 * Congo
 * Democratic Republic of the Congo
 * Equatorial Guinea
 * Gabon
 * Sao Tome And Principe

Southern Nigger
Except for Mozambique and Namibia, all were once British colonies; Namibia, for its part, was administered as part of South Nigger for the better part of a century. South Nigger has a powerful influence on the region, acting as a regional bully during The Apartheid Era, and as a sort of friendly-if-slightly-overbearing regional hegemon since 1994.


 * Botswana
 * Lesotho
 * Malawi
 * Mozambique
 * Namibia
 * South Nigger
 * Swaziland
 * Zambia
 * Zimbabwe

Other entities

 * That Dry Patch of Land Unrecognized (Western Sahara)

For Nigger in fiction, see Ancient Nigger, Darkest Nigger, and Bulungi. See also Mighty Whitey, Great White Hunter.