Bloody Hilarious/Quotes

"Geez mya heart was pounding out of mya chest for a minute there. Matsuda's everything i heard she was and ten liters of blood more[sic]."

- @MGsAreReal

""That would be a horrible way to die. Conversely, that is a totally awesome way to kill.""

- Comment left on Cwen's Quest

""When Goku smashes Freeza on the top of the skull, not only does Freeza make that really funny face, but blood shoots out of his nose and mouth. It's too bad they censored this, because blood makes the shot far more comical. Let's face it, blood is funny stuff.""

- Dragon Ball Z Uncensored on Episode 104

"Basically you're fucked like in WFRP, only instead of dying from blood poisoning caused by a dirty pitchfork you get to have your innards blown across the wall and then subsequently set on fire by a plasma gun (probably your own). This is if you are lucky. All kinds of worse things can happen - being eaten by xenos or hungry daemons, afflicted by Chaos mutation, and if you are especially unfortunate... *gulp* ...surviving to reach Inquisitorhood. It has the best critical hit charts ever made. You don't even need the rest of the game (although it is all good, it's just a LOT). Just start a campaign, wing it, and whenever anyone gets a good hit, roll on the critical hit charts. Holy fucking hell, did boiling bone marrow just turn my femur into a frag grenade? Fuck."

- 1d4chan on Dark Heresy