Dreamcatcher (novel)/Funny

"Pete: Lord I will never drink again."
 * After Pete and Henry almost run over a woman stuck in the snow, they crash their truck and come out laughing it off despite Pete breaking his leg. When they check to see if the woman is alright, she reflexively punches Pete in the crotch. Later on when they set up shelter, while Henry sets off to find Jonesy and Beaver.  Henry specifically warns Pete, a known alcoholic not to go limping back to the crashed car for beer.  He of course does just that, not knowing the woman is infected with the Ripley and just let out a Shit-weasel, already dead.  Pete gets drunk and rants about a recent encounter with a woman before talking about Duddits and in a bit of crudeness mixed with loving tribute, decides to write Duddit's name in the snow. Writing in cursive writing no less.  as soon as he finishes the Shit-weasel pops out in the last spot he pissed in and he sobers up right away in sheer shock alone before it's attack.

"Owen Underhill: Give me back my gun."
 * When Henry gains Underhill as an ally and they search for Jonesy, Henry asks if he could see Underhill's gun, which Curtis gave to him as a gift. Through Psychometry, Henry was able to telepathically send a phone inside Jonsey's memory warehouse so he could talk to him directly.  When Jonsey uses the phone, Henry uses the gun as a receiver freaking the hell out of Underhill. Underhill says the following line when Henry is finished.