Fandomly Steve Wars/Funny

"Tina:DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN Steve: yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT Tina: SALT? PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS."
 * Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.

"Steve: tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM? Tina: BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY. STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER. I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT. DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL."
 * Also this:

"Tina': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE"
 * Don't forget this:

WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION. "Steve:fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM. Tina: HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT"

"Steve: LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt. Talon: How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health."
 * This wonderful exchange:


 * Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve

"YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE?"
 * Tina's attempt at smack talk:

WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING. ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL. ALSO< GET A TAN. "PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE. PUHLEASE BEEYOTCH."

YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

"Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife, Hide yo husband, 'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there"
 * Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song

"MORE STEVES. I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS. /DOES A THING"
 * Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve


 * Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!


 * "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."

""...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE."
 * Talon after rescuing France

WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... LARGE ROSE?

"HOLY DUCK. DON'T EVEN GO NEAR TAIWAN. I'LL BUCK YOUR SHEEP IF YOU DO"
 * Glassesrink's swearing

"(Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and recite monologues to Steve."
 * Lampshade Hanging by Tina in Battle 6