Eerie Cuties/Funny

"Layla: I hate you. Blair: I love you."
 * Chloe meeting Nina and finding out the object of her vampiric hungers.
 * Eerie Cuties: The young succubus Chloe suddenly gains breasts.

"Boy!Nina: Oh Noes! Blair turned Brooke into a boy too! Brooke: I'm… I'm still a girl. Nina: No you're n--  Oh wait, yes, you are. SLAP!"
 * "Blair? Blair?! Speak to me, Blair!"
 * "And how widows wept over the unidentifiable remains of their husband's corpses, as virgins shed tears of blood, as the streets ran red with crimson most pure!!! Also, she had a kitty. Its name was Mr. Boodles.
 * "Girls… I don't think he's been infected by the pheromones…"
 * "Whatever, Fruit Loops."
 * Tiffany doesn't realize that she didn't become a vampire even after she gets shot with a holy water squirt gun ("Get your kids to bless themselves as they play!") adjusts her make-up in a cross-shaped mirror and notices that it's a bright day.
 * Boy!Nina encountering Bifauxnen Brooke:

"Cerise (best friend): Hmph! Don't let it get to your head. Jacqui (other best friend): Oh, Kade... Someday, you'll remember me... Layla (old rival): I will murder you. Faith (new rival): I know you're only imagining my reaction, but I don't know who Kade is or why I should care."
 * The entire Kissing Booth bonus story in the print edition
 * "Hey, what's that?" "Chloe's baby!" Cue Spit Take from Brooke.
 * Nina taking notes and following them at the dance.
 * Maria's Amazingly Embarrassing Parents moments are always good for a laugh.
 * The sheer fact that there's a book called Your Gay Sister And You in this universe.
 * The recent crossover with its spin-off has already given us a good one: Melissa, thinking about responses to the fact that she's about to date Kade.

""Wilhelmina": Don't push it, kid, I'm Layla's intelligence."
 * Tia sets up "flashy entrance" while teleport-crashing the party.
 * The twins brought hugs!
 * Tia gives Nina "the best birthday present ever!"
 * During extrospection spell: