Germanic Depressives/Quotes

""Prepare foh ay fate vurs zan deth, Hinglisch flyingk fellow!" "Ah, so it's the traditional warm German welcome, then.""

- Blackadder

"Der ver zwei kleine peanuts, valking down der strasse, and one vas assaulted! ...peanut. Ohohohohoho."

- Monty Python's Flying Circus

""Who sayz zer Germans hef no sense von humour?" "Just about eferybody, I zink.""

- Two German soldiers, The Goon Show

"Nicky: "'Schadenfreude', huh? What's that, some kind of Nazi word?"

Gary: "Yep. It's German for "Happiness at the misfortune of others!"

Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That is German!""

- Avenue Q