Kim Kardashian



"Kim Kardashian is so sexy! Her butt is like a big mountain of pudding."

- Leopold 'Butters' Scotch

"Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, who gives a fuck?"

- Kevin Smith, Hollywood Babble-On

Kimberly "Kim" Kardashian West (born Kimberly Noel Kardashian; October 21, 1980) is a U.S. celebrity most known for....well, being a celebrity. The second eldest daughter of famed attorney, the late Robert Kardashian, Kim has become, along with longtime friend Paris Hilton, a poster girl for socialites who become famous simply for merely existing in the world into which they were born. She capitalized on her celebrity by launching products and clothes with her name, including the mobile game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and the photo book Selfish (a collection of her personal selfies).

Her more tangible claims to fame include her on-again, off-again relationship with New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush, a leaked sex tape featuring herself and R&B singer Ray J, her short 72-day marriage to New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, her longer marriage to Kanye West and her role in the somewhat campy but highly successful reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians (and its Spinoffs - three so far), focusing on her extended family.


 * Fan Nickname: When she was dating Reggie Bush, some of the gossip rags gave them the nickname "Bush and Tush."
 * Hidden Depths: Her public persona is very much the "cute but dim" archetype that Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton perfected (although she is one of a select few who isn't a Dumb Blonde.) However, much like Simpson and Hilton, she does have quite a bit of business savvy, and leverages people's perception of her to her benefit.
 * Male Gaze: She has one of the biggest asses ever, only rivaled by Nicki Minaj.
 * No True Armenian: Ask an Armenian what they think of Kim Kardashian (who also has Scottish and Dutch lineage), and chances are you'll get a response like this.
 * Shiny Midnight Black
 * Theme Naming: She and all of her sisters have names that start with the letter K.