Batman In the Bowels of Hell

"The Joker: "Finally, the day the Bat Man will die finally came!""

Batman In The Bowels of Hell is a Batman fanfiction by Comics Nix.

The story simultaneously follows the dynamic duo and the Joker and their respective missions and objectives all mixed with the usual Comics Nix charm. The Joker, sick of Batman ruining his plans, decides to try and kill him using a powerful Egyptian jewel he stole from a museum. Batman, however, attempts to infiltrate Joker's lair alongside Robin. Caught in a trap, the heroes are killed, and must make a deal with the devil in order to stop the Joker once and for all.

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 * Abnormal Ammo: Satan gives Batman and Robin tridents that shoots "onion bullets agains vampires" to use against the Joker...however, the Joker is not even a vampire. Plus Comicsnix seems to have onions confused with garlic.
 * A Date with Rosie Palms:
 * Batman Grabs a Gun: So does Robin in the beginning of this fanfiction.
 * Bloody Bowels of Hell
 * The Cameo: Hitler.
 * Camp Straight: Satan claims to be straight, and yet wants the Joker to be delivered to hell because he "has a fine ass". Hell also features sodomy machines, and priests are "arched and got their mouths in the penis of one another, in a circle of blowjob."
 * Crack Fic
 * Deal with the Devil
 * Department of Redundancy Department: Batman and Robin fall into what is described as a "snake filled pit full of snakes".
 * Not to mention the above quote.
 * Did Not Do the Research: The Egyptian Jewel the Joker stole is described as being from the "Apolo's Priest Pharoah". Apollo is a Greek god.
 * Eye Scream: Batman and Robin's death at the beginning of the story starts with their eyes bleeding and then their pupils explode. Later Gotham residents are described as shoving their fists in their own eyes, and the Batmobile apparently runs over eyeballs.
 * Fire and Brimstone Hell: Surprisingly averted. Hell in this fic is described as being hot, but no flames are present; instead it is made up of human flesh, shit and "vomit spitting paraphernalia". Not to mention disturbing sexual torture devices.
 * Granola Girl: Batgirl.
 * Groin Attack: Batgirl greets The Joker with one of these when he arrives at her house. Also, Batman and Robin's initial deaths are the result of snakes biting them in the groin and making their penises explode.
 * Gross-Out Show: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard:
 * Humongous Mecha:
 * "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It": Batgirl originally seems horrified and upset that Joker is going to rape her, but as soon as the actual sex scene starts, it seems consensual. Later in the story she tells Batman and Robin about it, upset once again.
 * Lemon: Joker/Batgirl sex scene.
 * Misplaced Wildlife: Implied in this quote, "Bagirl them moaned like a koala, moving her legs like a kangaroo jumping in the hot desert plains of Austria". Doubles as You Fail Geography Forever because Austria does not have deserts.
 * No Periods, Period: Averted, during the Joker/Batgirl scene mentioned above.
 * One-Winged Angel:
 * OOC: Batman swears, violently beats Robin, uses guns and kills.
 * Squick
 * Title Drop: "Batman and Robin are a now dead, in the bowels of hell itself."
 * Troll Fic