The King of Fighters/Funny

"Seth: All units, I want a status report. Vanessa: This is Vanessa. I'm investigating the area around the stadium...but there's too much ground to cover. I haven't found anything. I need something specific to go on. I can't just search an area this big for anything "out of the ordinary." I feel like a lost tourist. Mary: This is Mary. I'm in the slums, dealing with an...unsavory individual. (Screenshot reveals this to be Duck King) I haven't come across anything of note.
 * Shermie vs. Bryan's special intro in KOF 98. He keeps shouting "WOO! WOO!". This annoys her so she walks over and SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
 * Billy's special opening against Iori is understandable, given what happened at the end of '95. What's less expected is Eiji Kisaragi teleporting in to shake his fist at Iori and then teleporting away before he's spotted.
 * Having Team Kim fight against Team Yagami in KOF XIII Story Mode, in which Kim tried inviting Iori to join his Tae Kwon Do dojo, and even prepared a taekwondo gi just for him. And if not enough, he also invited Hwa Jai and Raiden to the sport as well (He offers the Chang-sized gi for Raiden). Hilarity at its finest.
 * In XIII's Story Mode, Heidern sends a task force consisting of Seth, Vanessa, Blue Mary, and Ramon to investigate the area around the tournament.

Duck King: Oh, come on, girl! It's so sweetdiculous to see you again, but you ignore me and talk on the phone? That's not cool, yo!

Mary: Oh, would you shut up?

Ramon: This is Ramon. I'm at the Pao Pao Ca... I mean, I'm reconnoitering some shady eating establishment.

Chang: Hey! They brought your grub! Can I have some?

Choi: You're falling behind! Better empty your glass before your next drink arrives!

Ramon: Uh, err... The menu here is very suspicious, Sir. I'm not drinking...Honest.

Seth: Roger. Continue your investigations..."


 * XIII Team Fatal Fury Arcade End: During the victory celebration, both Bogard bros respective girlfriends (Mary and Mai) came to congratulate the bros. As of Joe? None other than that gay guy he saved back in 2003. Cue horrified Joe trying to run off, got caught and end up looking like he's Deader Than Dead...
 * Many of the XIII pre-battle intros are quite funny. Kim is specially good for that: put him against Mai or Kyo, and then watch the hilarity unfold.