Revenge (TV series)/Funny

"Daniel: It generally goes better when you have at least one eye open!"
 * Nolan's "Jack and Emily sitting in a tree" in the fourth episode.
 * Nolan's call to Emily in the same episode:
 * "Your fake boyfriend is getting wasted in your other boyfriend's bar. Come and join the fun. Testosterone is on the house."
 * Nolan and Amanda haggling over Jack while he's sitting right there.
 * Scrawny little Declan (complete with oddly poofed hair), coming over to his brother at the bar and saying nervously "Jack, see that guy over there? His name's Bull and he wants the bartending gig. Scares the hell out of me." (To elaborate - Bull stands about 6'4, and Declan's 5'6.)
 * Nolan, after Mason is too spineless to recant his book about David Clark's guilt: "I haven't been this disappointed since Phantom Menace."
 * Nolan's attempt at the firing range. Note the use of the word "attempt".

"Victoria: No more bandage dresses!
 * Victoria and Ashley discussing which dress Victoria wants to wear.

Ashley: I'll have it burned right away."

"*admiringly* "Bad girl!""
 * Nolan's reaction to seeing what Emily's latest revenge has wrought on the biography while the poor sap's in the midst of a breakdown.


 * It's a pretty downbeat episode, but "Legacy" does feature some truly hilarious hair - Jack being a key offender.
 * Nolan's disguise as "Burt the cable guy" complete with fake mustache, which he uses to get into the home of the mysterious white haired man who killed David Clarke and plant a camera.