Equestria: Total War

Equestria: Total War is a My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic fanfiction written by emkajii. Feeling threatened by the highly magical nature of Equestria, the Kingdom of Gryphonia has launched an all-out invasion. The bearers of the elements of harmony find themselves impressed into service as leaders of the newly created Equestrian army in an effort to repel the invading forces. Unfortunately, they find themselves woefully unprepared for the ravages of war and struggle to remain true to the virtues that they represent.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville, Derpy Hooves finds herself thrust into the position of leadership of a militia of ponies drawn from local civilian populations. What initially becomes a struggle of resistance against the invading forces soon turns into pitched battle as Derpy's competent and inspiring leadership begins to win the admiration and respect of her followers and the attention of the enemy. Derpy finds herself struggling with the necessities of fighting a war while still trying to hold true to some form of morality that allows her and her army to remain ponies.

== Note: As the Fanfic this page is about is currently incomplete, this trope page is currently under construction. Anybody who has read Equestria: Total War should feel free to add any tropes we seem to have missed. ==

This fanfic contains examples of:
"All warfare is based on deception."
 * Anachronism Stew: Battles are hooves vs. teeth/talons combined with Napoleonic-era tactics. Plus magically-powered artillery, which fire something resembling napalm.
 * Action Mares: Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie by virtue of spending a lot of their time fighting on the front lines.
 * Badass Bookworm: Twilight Sparkle's artillery wreaks havoc upon the enemy forces with the power of math.
 * Becoming the Mask: Derpy Hooves, several times. Over the course of the war, she takes more and more ruthless actions and eventually the griffons call her the Grey Mare and treat her on the same level as Princess Celestia. When a captured griffon officer asks her her real name, she responds that Grey Mare is as good a name as any, but adds that he can call her Derpy if he wants.
 * Beleaguered Bureaucrat: Rarity works as a quartermaster. When supplies begin to run low, she spirals into a rather nasty version of this.
 * Beware the Silly Ones: Screwball. Given that she's the
 * To a lesser extent, Derpy Hooves and Pinkie Pie.
 * Black and Gray Morality: Derpy's willingness to do whatever it takes to win no matter how questionable slowly but surely alienates Big Macintosh.
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: When Gilda says that Screwball doesn't know much, Screwball responds by rattling off all sorts of random statistics, including the financial status of a farmer visiting Manehattan, the number of birds in one square mile of the Silvertail Forest, the current state of walrus politics, the health of Gilda's lungs, how many children were laughing at that moment, and the approximate number of ponies that had orgasmed in the last hour.
 * Break the Cutie: Oh so very very much.
 * Call a Smeerp A Rabbit: Units made up of Pegasai or Gryphons are referred to as "cavalry", everyone else is "infantry".
 * Cannon Fodder: Pinkie's "light infantry" and Applejack's heavier "line infantry" units are implied to be this.
 * Child Soldiers: Derpy goes to great pains to prevent the Cutie Mark Crusaders from becoming these. Unfortunately, Scootaloo had other ideas and signed up anyway.
 * Given that most of the mane cast have the maturity of humans in their mid to late teens, everypony can be considered to be these.
 * Combat Pragmatist: The reason that the gryphon armies think that Derpy Hooves is a monster is that she's not bound by any silly sort of hang-ups about honor or tradition like they are. After all, she was the first general in their history to use suicide bombers in order to win a battle.
 * Complexity Addiction: Word of God has stated that this is Luna's greatest weakness as a commander, as she can come up with all kinds of devious strategies when there are simpler ones that might work just as well. The author has also stated that Luna is one of those ponies that is really good at strategy games, but fails to understand that ponies are not just game pieces and can't be moved around so easily. It's this, along with Rainbow Dash's heroics that cause several problems with the Royal Army's first battle in the war. However, only the latter problem is addressed, so Luna doesn't actually learn anything about her own faults
 * Does This Remind You of Anything?: There are multiple historical parallels real-world history, from the winter at Valley Foal, Sweetie Belle's various songs, to Derpy's rousing speech promising that they will fight on through the scarred fields of Equestria. They will fight on through the broken buildings of Manehattan. They will fight on through the forests and through the hills. Through the swamps. Through the farms. And across the rivers and through the towering mountains and splendid valleys of Gryphonia itself.
 * Easy Logistics: Averted. A good portion of the story is devoted to the number of casualties inflicted on the ponies by sheer attrition rather than open battle.
 * Eyepatch of Power: Derpy, after she loses her "bad" eye. She looks at herself in the mirror and notes how normal she looks and how clear everything seems.
 * Fake Ultimate Hero: Essentially, Rainbow Dash's punishment for her actions at the battle of Westmarch is to be one of these. Everyone thinks she's a hero, but she is shown that the original plan would've accomplished the goal with much less loss of ponies. As a result, she has to endure knowing she got lots of ponies killed because she couldn't follow orders. Her ensuing Heroic Safe Mode prevents her from putting a single hoof out of line, or, for that matter, showing any real initiative whatsoever.
 * Fantastic Racism: The war (and the "incomprehensible" success of somepony she's written off as a hopeless mental defective) have brought out the bigoted nitwit in Rarity.
 * This is also the status-quo of Gryphonia, in that the lions that make up the bulk of the cannon fodder for the army are slaves.
 * Foregone Conclusion: Well, from the first chapter, ( Literally called "Flashforward") we know that Derpy and some semblance of an army reaches and fights in the Gryphonian capital. Not a conclusion, but definitely something very close to one.
 * Funetik Aksent: Nikolai and Anna, zey speek like zis, da?
 * Gone Horribly Right:
 * Guile Hero: Derpy, as well as the mane force. Gryphons, not so much, what with their relatively straightforward thinking and Honor Before Reason.

"Emkajii: No matter what happens, as long as we're in Equestria, Friendship is still Magic."
 * Hollywood Tactics: Averted. The author's done his homework on the art of war and does a brilliant job of adapting it to a setting occupied by multiple varieties of fantastic animals.
 * Jumping Off the Slippery Slope: Implied to be the eventual fate of Bright Eyes (a.k.a. "Derpy Hooves"); she started out as a young mother trying to protect her beloved child. It's clear that she'll end by becoming, at best, at as bad as the tyrant she's fighting against.
 * La Résistance: Derpy again.
 * Laughing Mad: Poor Pinkie Pie...
 * Les Collaborateurs: Surprisingly, doesn't feature all that much, but it's implied that the population of Fillydelphia tried to collaborate with their Gryphon occupiers.
 * The Mole: The first chapter reveals that this was Gilda's reason for being in Equestria.
 * Motive Rant: The Gryphon King would rather see his kingdom burn than to be ruled over by Celestia and doesn't mind saying so.
 * Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Nice job winning your first battle, Rainbow Dash! Too bad your heroics ruined the Princess' cunning plan and tripled the number of pony casualties...
 * Also nice job trying to get ponies to listen to reason by denying them the supplies Derpy needs to conquer the gryphons. You've just signed the death warrant for gryphon-kind.
 * Not So Different: The Cutie Mark Crusaders team up with a trio of Gryphons for a while, and learn this.
 * Obligatory War Crime Scene: The crime itself happens offscreen, but Sgt. Lucky disobeys Derpy's orders and tortures a gryphon prisoner for information.
 * Offered the Crown: Celestia has made it clear, in no uncertain terms, that
 * The Power of Friendship: But of course! To quote the author:


 * Pretext for War: The Gryphons start the war for religious reasons, as they believe that the ponies' absolute control over nature is blasphemous and fundamentally immoral.
 * Reality Warper: Screwball.
 * Redshirt Army: Both sides suffer horrendous casualties. Quite a bit of this is through attrition, though, rather than actual battle.
 * Rousing Speech: Derpy's forté.
 * Sanity Slippage: It's strongly implied that Rarity is suffering from untreated PTSD.
 * Schedule Slip: It's been months since the last update.
 * Screw This, I'm Outta Here:  deserts the equestrian army early on, and spends much of the first half of the story hiding in a cave and pretending that the war isn't happening.
 * The Strategist: Derpy Hooves winds up turning out to be this.
 * Sugar Apocalypse: It's My Little Pony meets total warfare. What more could you want?
 * Suicidal Pacifism: While not one in general, Big Macintosh shows shades of this in a big-picture sense when he objects to invading Gryphonia, despite overwhelming historical precedent indicating that the Gryphons would restart the war in a few years (and continue to do so until they finally won) unless their military and current government were completely dismantled.
 * Suicide Attack:
 * War Is Hell: Both sides commit war crimes, thousands die of disease and starvation, some of the Equestrian forces have to steal food from their own villagers just to survive, and almost all of the main characters are left horribly traumatised.
 * We Have Reserves: The Princess' and later Derpy's strategies have shades of this.