Help! I'm a Fish/Drinking Game

Drinking game for Help! I'm a Fish: (Non-Alcoholic version)

Take a sip every time ...
 * ...a character uses the word "die" (or any variation of that word).
 * Take two sips if a more specific term (such as "drown") is used.
 * ... the word "fish" is used.
 * ... someone exclaims "Help!"
 * ... a character yells or screams.
 * ... Chuck complains about something.
 * ... Fly harasses Chuck.
 * ... a catchy pop song plays in the background.
 * ... something bizarre, disturbing, and/or frightening happens.