No More Dead Dogs

No More Dead Dogs is a novel by Gordon Korman. It's about an eighth-grade football player, Wallace Wallace, who refuses to tell a lie. So when he is asked by his teacher, Mr. Fogelman, to review "Old Shep, My Pal", he gives it a scathing review. Mr. Fogelman gives him an incomplete and holds him in detention until it's completed. Wallace is forced to attend rehearsals for the stage version of "Old Shep, My Pal".

However, Wallace is something of a celebrity due to having accidentally scored the winning touchdown in last year's championship game. He and Mr. Fogelman undergo the community's pressure to get Wallace back onto the bench. This is complicated by the fact that Wallace begins to like going to rehearsal, and even suggests improvements to the script. Also, someone appears to be sabotaging the play, and Wallace is the main suspect...

Admittedly a rather formulaic young-adult novel, it is livened up by quirky characters, an interesting plot, and a good dose of Genre Savvy.

"Wallace: "Pick up any book with a dog and an award sticker on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.""
 * Accidental Hero - Wallace, due to the touchdown incident
 * All Musicals Are Adaptations
 * Annoying Younger Sibling: Dylan, Rachel's younger brother.
 * Brutal Honesty: Anything that Wallace himself says comes off as this.
 * Cassandra Truth: Wallace in general, even though he Will Not Tell a Lie.
 * Chekhov's Gun: Coach Wrigley's tape of last year's post-championship game celebration.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl: Trudi.
 * Death by Newbery Medal: Discussed by Wallace in regards to "Old Shep, My Pal".


 * Double subverted in the play when
 * Defrosting Ice Queen: Rachel.
 * The Ditz: Trudi, to a certain extent.
 * The Dog Was the Mastermind: The vandal who was sabotaging the rehearsals turns out to be
 * Drama Club
 * Fake Ultimate Hero: Most people consider Wallace to be the savior of the football team because of a fluke catch he made at the previous year's championship. He's only a bench warmer.
 * Fallen Prince: Wallace.
 * Foe Yay: Wallace always seems to bring Cavanaugh's muscles, strength, smile, and hair...
 * Genre Savvy: Quite a bit, including a moment at the end where
 * Incendiary Exponent: Accidentally.
 * In Name Only: In-universe example: After Wallace, the cast, and the crew of Old Shep are done with their edits, the show hardly resembles the novel. It became a musical, for crying out loud.
 * Junior High
 * Nightmare Fetishist: Dylan, who subscribes to publications like "Ooze of the Month".
 * Pragmatic Adaptation: By the end of the book, the production of "Old Shep, My Pal" is almost nothing like the original script, thanks to Wallace's improvements.
 * And How! The improved version includes a rapper, the cast on rollerskates, a band called The Dead Mangoes, a moped, and a stuffed dog on a remote control car.
 * Quirky Town
 * Repetitive Name: Wallace Wallace.
 * School Newspaper Newshound: Parker Schmidt, of the "wildly inaccurate" mold.
 * Shoot the Dog: Discussed in the beginning of the book: Most "classic" middle-school literature has dead dogs, hence the title. A whole list is named off.
 * Stern Teacher: Mr. Fogelman's not a bad guy, just a bit of a control freak.
 * Still the Leader
 * Stylistic Suck: "Old Shep, My Pal", written in the style of a Glurge-filled dog story.
 * The Show Must Go On: Rachel's motto even when she was a theater extra in kindergarten. She uses these words to convince the cast to keep performing the show after
 * Will Not Tell a Lie: Wallace.