Little Audrey/Quotes

""Aww, gee. I'm just having fun with my gun.""

- Little Audrey, "Song of the Birds" (1949)

""Oh, Mother Goose and her nursery rhymes. What does she know about modern times? [pulls out Funny Phonies comic] "This is more like it.""

- Little Audrey: "Goofy Goofy Gander" (1950)

"Audrey: "Gee, I wish it would stop raining so I could play outside." Mammy: [smells smoke from fire that Audrey made inside the house] "Audrey! Little Audrey! What you trying to do, incinerate this house?" Audrey: "Well, I can't play outside. It's raining. Ooh, I wish it would never rain again." Mammy: "That's a bad wish, child. We need the rain for flowers and lots of things." Audrey: "I don't care! I wish it would never, never, NEVER rain again!""

- "Audrey The Rainmaker" (1951)

"Audrey: "Oh, Mr. lifeguard? Please, Mr. lifeguard. May I have my dog?!" Lifeguard: "Why, of course, little girl... BUT KEEP THAT STUPID DOG OFF THE BEACH!""

- "Surf Bored", (1953)

""Judge, that's a whale of a tale!""

- Little Audrey, "The Seapreme Court" (1954)

"Radio Announcer: "We are interrupting this program to bring you a special bulletin. Flash! A peculiar object has been spotted approaching the earth. It is believed to be a flying saucer. More details later." Audrey: Gosh! A real flying saucer!"

- "Dizzy Dishes", (1955)

""Pal, you know that dogs are not allowed in school.""

- Little Audrey, "Dawg Gawn" (1958)