Across the Universe (film)/Funny

The film:
"Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army? Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
 * This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":

Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet."

"Sadie: Put that back when you're done. [walks right back out]"
 * Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max randomly banging a fan with a hammer while wearing one of her nightgowns.