User:SelfCloak/Quotes

""Their catch phrase for EOS Online is "For the MMORPG that you've lost." The only thing that I have lost while testing this game is interest.""

- Steparu Review.

""And if [Konami] didn't want people to hear what that video said, then it kinda sucks that the move accomplished the exact opposite.""

- Super Bunnyhop, Konami vs. The Internet: A Follow-Up

""I got home and suddenly found out I'd became some kind of martyr for free speech, or something, without really having to do much.""

- Super Bunnyhop, Konami vs. The Internet: A Follow-Up

""The smiling dog to my right is not from the dog show, he's from Sochi, Russia. And he's probably dead now.""

- Keith Olbermann, ESPN2 (taken from Putin's 15 years: A presidential retrospective (RT))

""Maybe our bear needs to sit quietly, eat his berries and honey, maybe then he would just be left alone. But no. They'll always be trying to put him on a chain. As soon as they do that, they'll pull out his teeth and claws.""

- Vladimir Putin (translated), Putin's 15 years: A presidential retrospective (RT))

""Ah, great. Drama! Everywhere is drama with the waifus!""

- Noble (Lost Pause), Tokyo School Life Playthrough (Sakura Route)

""The most pressing analogy I hold to heart is how Britain stands with mouth a-gawp as it gets progressively fatter and iller, yet remains defiantly opposed to designing streets that people feel safe to ride bicycles on, and continues to let its populated areas be designed in the image of nutritionally-vacuous, big-brand food and drink. As waistlines expand, obesity becomes 'normalised', and solutions drift further and further outside society's collective imagination.""

- スクイグリー (mescale), All About Hikkikomori, Japan's Missing Million

"jenny x: This is creepy, terrible and amazing at the same time Lost Pause: Your typically day at Lost Pause. jenny x: And thats how I like it"

- Hatsune Miku Waifu Game - Ep 2

"''"Virtual Noble is not really a good conversationalist, and kind of a creeper."

- Noble, on his persona.

"''"Fun fact: I did [the licking-my-nose-with-my-tongue thing] with Marzia when we recently met, and I think that's one of the reasons why she started liking me. ''... I don't get it either.""

- Pew Die Pie

"''"INSTANT PAST TRAUMA HEALING I mean seriously, Virtual Noble got over it in no time at all. All it took was talking to some android he just activated. Dat plot development!""

- Video Description, Lost Pause

""(Senbonzakura')s enduring popularity is kind of an enigma all of its own though. It's initial boom was one thing, a lot of Vocaloid songs get popular, spawn utatte/odotte/hiite mita fads that go on for a few months before fading and being replaced by something else. Senzaku however, not only gained massive mainstream popularity in Japan (I believe it was No#1 requested karaoke song in the country for a while) but also just hasn't left the Vocaloid community alone. It's been in the weekly Vocaloid rankings without fail for the last 3 goddamn years for christsake. 3 years! Most people in the fandom are bored sick of it at this point, but it just won't die. It's baffling really.""

- mushroomshrub, commenting on this video

""1) Does it have bass? 2) Does it blow your fucking mind? Then it's Future Bass. It's not a genre, it's a state of mind.""

- r/futurebass description, Reddit

""Some say visitors can still smell the scent of bullshit to this day!""

- Super Bunnyhop, about the Himuro Mansion, Review: Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

"''"For all your senses*
 * Yes, we know there are five senses, but we don’t recommend trying to taste or smell your Pixel.""

- Google, Chromebook Pixel

""This is not scary. It's a fucking sound. Fuck you.""

- Chris Stuckmann's thoughts on modern jumpscares.

""I just hate everyone involved. Like, I hate Gamergate, but then, when I went to, like, follow the people on the other side of the issue, I hated everything that they were saying on Twitter too.""

- EliotETC

""The NFL, Price is Right, WWE, most major TV networks across the nation are "going pink" to "spread awareness." Horseshit. You give no fucks about helping victims of breast cancer, you just make it seem like you do. You go pink for October, and then...NOTHING. Not a single mention of it until the following year. All you give a fuck about is how your company is viewed. You want to be "hip" and "cool." You're not. Ironically, by saying you care for a while, and then not care for the rest of the time, shows you really don't care at all. You'd be better off not taking a stance on it at all.""

- WildThingSammiT, So about this "if men can do it, why can't women" trend in Hollywood. (Voat thread)

"Moira Brown: You know what? I think I'm turning into a Ghoul! Kyle Kallgren: You should be turning into a corpse!"

- Fallout: The Future We Choose - Between the Lines

"''"My five-year-old son just got a trophy for soccer. I was as pleased as any father could be, and I pulled him on my lap, and praised him. Then I figured out everyone got a trophy. All my praise turned to lies in my mouth. I could not unsay what I had just said to a five-year-old. I could not tell him that this trophy was meaningless. ''I could not tell him to try his best, either, because the reward was the same for his best as for his worst. ''My other son quit the team before the season ended, and the coach wanted to give him a trophy in any case. I was revolted by the idea, deeply offended. They are trying to make my sons into little, weak, selfish, puling nonentities: boys who will cry if they do not get the same reward for hard work as for goofing off. Boys who will grow up to think life is unfair unless they are handed everything they never earned on a silver platter. I cannot regard this attempt with anything but a deep mistrust, bordering on hatred. Who are these people, and what do they have against my boys? Why are they trying to spoil them?""

- John C. Wright, If everyone is Super, no one will be