Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust

"Shaggy: "Hey Scoob, do you wanna Scooyb Snarks?" Asks Shaggy, in the moving Van, to the big Deustch dog name Scooy Do. Scooby-Doo Scooy Do: "Yadda yadda do I want it old pal!" answers felicity the dog with shaking rabies in his butt."

Scooby Doo [sic and the Trip of Lust] is a Scooby-Doo fanfiction by the notorious Comics Nix.

The "plot" involves the Mystery Inc. gang on a road trip in Jamaica, but all is not well. Velma is feeling bad because she's basically the team's Butt Monkey, Daphne is very prissy because she recently "did her second abortion", and Scooby is sexually frustrated. However, over the course of their road trip, events will occur that will help resolve their issues and bring them closer together. Oh, and they'll get attacked by Rude Boys who want to "fuck their arses with bamboo pipes".

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is misspelled, the characters are ridiculously OOC, there's a lot of really Squick-y and most likely impossible sex, and the whole thing generally makes no sense whatsoever. This fanfiction also has two dramatic readings, the first dramatic reading can be found here and here. The second one can be found just about here!


 * Abnormal Ammo: The Cotton Rudy Boys not only use maggots, but also poop that is "contaminated with AIDS", and a "plethrora of cocaine crack holding sacks covered with hobo's froozen sperm"!
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: Not only does Daphne masturbate (to an issue of Playgirl starring... Steve Buscemi!), but Fred somehow masturbates mentally.
 * Anatomically-Impossible Sex: God, where to begin...
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The Cotton Rudy Boys are known to have "... raped manequins, defiled old middle class grannies and parked at disabled parking bays".
 * Butt Monkey: Velma.
 * But You Screw One Great Dane! (or big "Deustch" Dog.)
 * Crack Fic
 * Cross Dresser: Norville "Shaggy" Rogers wears panties.
 * Did Not Do the Research: The introduction to "Jamaca Island" mentions it as being "the earth of Bob Marley and Stevie Wonder"... but Stevie Wonder is actually from Michigan.
 * Domestic Abuser: Scooby Doo is said to be one in the beginning. Never mind that he's a dog.
 * Gasshole: Shaggy is "a fartist, one who have camplete control over his bowels movements".
 * Groin Attack: Neither instance is really an attack, but first Scooby, and then he accidentally bites down on Shaggy's penis (that he's sucking on) every time the van hits a bump in the road. It's enough to make you Share the Male Pain (or  ).
 * Gross-Out Show: This applies to all of Comics Nix's output, but it really applies here.
 * Lemon: The majority of the story involves the gang boinking each other.
 * Misplaced Wildlife: Two of the Rudy Boys are riding on a "jackass camel", which at first was a "donkey jackass".
 * Only a Flesh Wound:
 * OOC
 * Our Werewolves Are Different: Apparently  and they are allergic "allegic to hormone injected chicken".
 * Troll Fic
 * Welcome to the Caribbean, Mon: The story is set in Jamaica, and the villains are a gang of Rude Boys with Bob Marley dreadlocks.
 * You Meddling Kids: The Cotton Rudy Boys Leader says "Damn Meddling kiiiiiiids!"