Nobody Dies/Awesome

Nobody Dies. A practical cauldron of awesome.

""My name is Misato Katsuragi," she says, "Lieutenant Colonel of NERV. Daughter of Shiro Katsuragi, the stupid son of a bitch who woke you up. I am the daughter of a murdered man and the only human being to look on you with their own eyes and live to tell about it. I am the right hand of retribution and the last human being you will ever see, you glow in the dark mother f___er. Now smile asshole. Because this, is my seventeen years of f___ing payback!""
 * Misato is given the one Crowning moment the series, and most fanfics, denied her in the seventeenth chapter against the Angel.

""Kozou and Gendo both nod, both sighing. The technicians hide their snickers. There is little illusion of who wears the pants in the Ikari household, and it is mainly because it is easy to stay on Doctor Yui Ikari's good side that harmony rules GEHRIN with an iron fist.""
 * Just as a note, she can back this up with a JSSDF Self-Propelled Positron Cannon. This is followed by Kaji saving her from what she thought was a suicide attack with a shield grenade.
 * gets the second half of chapter 24 and all of chapter 25 as a protracted CMOA. Having been thoroughly broken by parental neglect and emotional/mental abuse before the fic began, and spending much of the fic itself as a stammering, timid wreck - It Makes Sense in Context - her rampage of awesome begins in a deliciously just fashion when she chairshots, the parent in question. And then she really gets started....
 * She tops this one in ch. 38 when
 * Two right off bat in chapter one before even the title, both for Yui Ikari: The first because it makes the entire fic possible, Yui Ikari aborting the contact experiment with unit 01. with one small act a brand new world of Evangelion was born. The second is this an example of how whipped Yui had Gendo:

""Well, then I had him stuffed. And mounted. And I installed hydraulics in his arms so he'd sort of jump anyone who looked in my closet. And stuff.""
 * Shinji meets Rei as she hits Sachiel in the Core with a rocket launcher and the ensuing chase across the city.
 * Rei killing a leftover part of Sachiel with her bare hands and leaving completely covered in Angel blood.
 * In chapter 30 we learn what she did with the body, I think Rei explains it best:

""ADAM's eyes flash. From orbit on this dead world, one can see the entire Japanese Archipelago shatter." "As the Pacific rushes in to fill the gap, Go-kun hops between still floating chunks of island, floating in the air from the power that warps gravity and space around it, with ADAM at the center of the maelstrom. The light surrounding Him becomes a cyclone of destruction and rage, ripping into the crust beneath before exposing the red hot mantle." "A bellow of rage from the Giant of Light, and behind him Asia begins to crackle and fold backwards, unraveling like badly stretched plastic wrap. The Pacific boils, clouds of red filling the air...""
 * In Chapter 40
 * Chapter 38... Where the **** do we even start?! shows up and, Asuka's , Gendo snipes a TRIDENT to death, Jet Alone Prime , topping it all off with Go-Kun and Rei dishing out the most epic Giga Drill Breakah this side of Gurren Lagann. Ya know what? Let's just call it a Crowning  CHAPTER  Of Awesome.
 * This may cross over with a CMOH as the reason Gendo cold sniped the TRIDENT was because it was attacking Shinji. You don't fuck with Shinji Ikari when his dad's around, cause Dad's a goddamn Cold Sniper.
 * Chapter 40: Kyoko's . Also a CMOH.
 * Chapter 42: Rei
 * Also one for Adam during the chapter, after Rei asks if that's the best he can do. Adam's response is:

"Rei nods, holding up her fist. The Black Pharaoh bumps his fist against hers, the collective sanity of the cosmos shuddering for a moment and inexplicably causing the Migou race to collectively question their physical waste management abilities. "Look me up in a few thousand years," the Bloody Tongue says. "Deal," Rei says, holding out a notepad, "For my sisters." The emissary of the Outer Gods produces his pen, signs the paper, and watches her skip off into the portal, which disappears after her. "Kinky.""
 * Also in Chapter 42, taking the focus of Rei for a moment. Gendo, the Crazy Awesome Manipulative Bastard we all know and love gets one when he confronts  leading to the conversation ending with... well, for those who want to see, it's on the Quotes page
 * Pieter Sohryu
 * Rei chapter 45: Getting ADAM and Cthulu to fight each other.
 * Then Rei bumping fists with Nyarlathotep and getting his autograph for her sister.

"Earth: Designation CANON. At the heart of Instrumentality, he finally realizes the lesson he was taught those months ago, when the visitors from the other world ended up on his world. He finally realizes how he's been betrayed. Who was the greater monster, he asked. Now he knows. Now he knows by far. And in the heart of Instrumentality, at the center of the collective Godhead that was the human race, he makes the decision he could have made so long ago, but finally makes now. And striding forward, past the despondent Shinji, still half blinded by the pain of his missing right hand, he wraps the gloved left hand around Yui Ikari's throat as she stares at him in disbelieving shock. "God damn you," Gendo Ikari roars, "Get away from my son!" And a new day dawns on Tokyo-3."
 * While there are many from the crossover arc (too many for one troper to go through in one go) this one has to go on here as both a crowning moment for the fic and especially for the Author.


 * And thus in a brilliant move Gregg Landsman has "Nobody Dies" cause one of his earlier fanfics, "Walking in the Shadow of Dreams".
 * Chapter 52: Misato Katsuragi fights to a standstill!
 * Chapter 53:
 * Also from 53:
 * Chapter 54:
 * Gendo saving Asuka after her date slips her a roofie, revealing that all the other customers in the restaurant are NERV security agents. And he pushes it to Crowning Moment of Funny when he takes the time to sing "99 Luftballoons" and "Play That Funky Music, White Boy." And then the date is left to Rei's tender mercies...
 * Asuka has all of chapter 18 too, working round the clock for five days to get Shinji out of the Dirac Sea as she continually talks to him about how he's made her realize her own worth for the first time.
 * Kaworu in Chapter 65. Possibly counts as  as well.
 * After chapters upon chapters of waiting and biding his time,
 * For his first trick,.
 * But not before
 * Combined seamlessly with Crowning Moment of Funny, Gendo's epic fistfight with US President, followed by his convincing an immeasurably pissed off Yui that he'd planned the whole thing, and getting her into the sack.
 * Shinji takes advantage of the bizarre laws of physics in a pocket universe to kick Adam's ass with his bare hands.
 * Kouzou in Chapter 60, taking down a group of terrorists Rei style.
 * Pieter's What the Hell, Hero? to Yui when she disapproves of, pointing out there were all kinds of ways she could have stopped it, all while spilling his guts about what a lousy father he's been and contributed to Asuka's crappy life that led to this moment.
 * Misato
 * Go-kun.
 * Greg Landsman has his own with Chapter 66. A real storytelling tour de force, with the HSQ off the scale.
 * Two big ones in Chapter 69:
 * Quite a few in Chapter 70:
 * Kyoko scolding Ichi out of her Heroic BSOD and getting her to open up so they can save Zyuu.
 * Shinji
 * Adam Mondschein's Dynamic Entry in Misato's car.
 * Mana
 * Kei's
 * Asuka
 * Chapter 18.
 * Chapter 71: Asuka is a bad enough girl to rescue her boyfriend.
 * Chapter 72: The Ree  have organized the whole event by trapping her in the school and having Asuka defeat seven evil bosses, as well as her dark self
 * Zyuu's Big Damn Heroes on an Austrailian Powerful Owl.
 * Chapter 74: Kei
 * Fuyutsuki
 * Chapter 75:
 * Plus
 * Chapter 78:
 * Lorenz Kihl's Thanatos Gambit will, perfectly taking into account where everyone will be standing for a boot to the head and the occasional something extra.
 * Chapter 82:
 * JA-Tan's Gosh Dang It to Heck laden beatdown of Mana and Go-Kun.
 * Chapter 86:
 * Rei, but only after a bit of a fridge moment. Consider this: Rei, from this universe, is known as Terrifying!Rei. Okay, keep that in mind for a moment. Now, at one point, she visits the world of Aeon Natum Engel, where she meets her counterpart there. This is known, to fandom, as Creepy!Rei. Think on this for a moment. ANE Rei is a precognitive Eldritch Abomination who lives in a world where the local NERV-equivalent fights Eldritch Horrors rather than Angels, and this includes CTHULU. And yet, ND Rei is known as Terrifying. That's right, the Rei from the world where the Necronomicon is coming to life and is used as science is less terrifying than the Rei from the ND universe.
 * Chapter 87:
 * Shinji rescuing Mari from her own version of NGE's final episode, by punching Claire.
 * Ichi's first day of school, kicking Israfim ass with her backpack.
 * She easily trumps it by taking out a Cherubium. In her avatar body. While on fire.
 * Kyoko piloting Unit-07.
 * Lots of bee-like cherubim infiltrate NERV, seemingly unstoppable in their converting it to a hive...and then they meet Na00ko.