Space Station 13/Funny

"Debbie Kemp [145.9] says, "So this is the most Report worthy crew ever in history" Line Hightower [145.9] says, "AI, Door." Line Hightower [145.9] says, "FILE YOUR COMPLAINTS WITH NANOTRANSEN, SUCCUBUS." Debbie Kemp [145.9] says, "I am not filling a complaint I would if I was that type AI" Line Hightower [145.9] stammers, "AAHH" Line Hightower [145.9] stammers, "Tuurrrnnn iitt offff!" Line Hightower [145.9] stammers, "TTTUURRRNNN I OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Line Hightower [145.9] stammers, "IIII Reeegggrreeeet ttthiiis ccoorseeooff aaccttiiioonnnn..""
 * Nearly half of anyone's experiences with the game can be considered this.
 * Buttbots. They say "butt" on occasion, and repeat what a player says, with "butt" replacing many words. It's funnier than you'd think!
 * They're good at lightening the mood, moreso. Say, there's an Eldritch Abomination that's cornering a man into death in a dark corridor, and as he cries out his final words "OH GOD, I CAN SEE FOREVER! YOU FOOLS" are copied as "OH GOD, I CAN SEE BUTT! YOU BUTTS"
 * The Clown is very often, quite tragically hilarious.
 * Wet floors, especially when paired with a broken window into space in the escape wing, are magnificent at this.
 * Some of the gimmicks used by the crew. Feeding people poo. Vomiting and drinking their vomit that they scraped off the floor ETC.
 * Last words:
 * "Wizard! Lets be bros!"
 * "Pouring my heated gas directly into my explosive mix certain would make my bomb stronger!"
 * "Pfft. Nobody ever bothers with explosive cigarettes!"
 * The research station nuke has been activated! T-60 seconds: "Yuu gut boomed by the fooking chef! Bork bork bork!"
 * "Shoot a hipster, lets see who's underground now."
 * Ghost(monkey (571)) says, "I was tasked with killing 50% of the monkeys"
 * "So they turned you into a monkey!"
 * "I became what I hated SO BAD."
 * In a rev round, the heads welded the bridge teleporter beacon into a locker, trapping a normal rev and two rev heads. They then opened it up, expecting to stun the people inside. "I was not expecting an energy sword" Inexplicably made vastly funnier because that comment was in admin-red text.
 * For April Fools Day, /tg/station added an interface for erotic role playing. Allowing you to put your hand down people's pants and so on. If you had someone's hand down your pants, you were effectively stunned. Cue a changeling getting thwarted by his mark sticking his hand down the changeling's pants while paralyzed.
 * The slurred speech when drunk can result in some interesting changes, especially if you have a snarky AI and say that you're about to save the med-bay from zombies.
 * AI: "Please do not shave the med-bay."
 * The following is a transcript from a Goon server where the AI claimed that a female member of the crew was a succubus and the captain, Line Hightower, attempted to lead a security assault on her. As the geneticist, I was not in the area and only received transmissions via headset.

"SFX:BOOOOOMMMMMM Massive fireball centered on my character say(not actually sent because I was briefly unconcious): OH GOD I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE FREQENCY! Adminpm: Did you just..."
 * This troper's first bomb-making experience. I was a loyal crewmember, so I launched my first test bomb and blew apart the testing area. Then it turned out the AI was malfunctioning, and he shocked the doors and bolted me into the mixing chamber. I was unable to get anyone to come and rescue me, and had no toolbox, so it occured to me that I could bomb my way out. The only problem was, because the bombs I had were excessively high-end and most of the tanks were outside, I had no practical way of avoiding suicide-by-bomb until it occured to me to swap around tanks. I did that, pressed the detonator, and...


 * The bomb I intended to detonate fizzled. My next couple rounds involved efforts to make less wildly excessive bombs. Results were... mixed.