The Iron Giant/Funny

"Dean: [Smiling awkwardly] Found your pet. Hogarth: Great, where is it? Dean: [Suddenly starts to crack] It's in my leg, man. The squirrel's in my pants, Hogarth. I'm trying not to wig out here. Hogarth: Don't wig out. Dean: [Nervously] Oo-kay, he's heading North now. [Jumps up from the table, shaking his leg] Ugh, I'm sorry kid. [To the other customers] I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for this! [Proceeds to unzip his pants, letting the squirrel out which causes mayhem in the cafe] Dean: Check please. Annie: [Glares at Hogarth, who just grins sheepishly] Random background customer: IT'S A RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!"
 * Giant metal robot + cannonballing into a lake + giant wave + epic Oh Crap face=Hilarious
 * "Would you say grace please?" 48 seconds of pure hilarity.
 * "Yes....I mean, NO! CALL ME DEEEEEEAN!"
 * The cafe scene: Hogarth has lost his squirrel, his mom has been getting on his case about bringing stray animals home, Dean happens to be in the cafe.

"Kent Mansley: (gets in car) Enormous beast, yeah... Biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming quee- (discovers half of the car is gone) ohmyGOD!!"
 * "... Is there any more coffee?"
 * Hogarth meeting Kent.
 * Kent during his investigations.

"Hogarth: His name is Dean. We LIKE Dean."
 * Hell, just the expression he makes when he realizes that.
 * Dean meets giant robot.
 * Dean meets giant robot.

"Kent: This thing...this thing is a menace. It tore up a power station, it- it caused a train wreck! Gen. Rogard: What did? Tell me again, Mansley, and this time...listen to yourself. Kent: [Sighs] A giant...metal monster. Gen. Rogard: [Laughs hysterically]"
 * "DEAN."
 * The entire scene of Hogarth sneaking the Giant's hand out of the house.
 * The "Scrap and Art" scene.
 * "Alright, there are two kinds of metal here: scrap and art. If you gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have IN YOUR MOUTH IS ART!
 * Kent and General Rogard's phone conversation.

"Farmer (pulling up in truck full of pigs): Hey! Dean: Yeah? Farmer: You're right in the middle of the road! Dean: Yeah?! Farmer: (Beat) Alright. (drives off)"
 * The Giant's final solution to stopping a car alarm: 
 * The cannonball scene, after Dean is deposited on the road.

"Gen. Rogard: DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH HARDWARE I BROUGHT OUT HERE?! YOU JUST BLEW MILLIONS OF UNCLE SAM'S DOLLARS OUTTA YER BUTT!"
 * "I think that's enough fun for one day."
 * "You know, this is why it's so important to really chew your food."
 * Rogard falling for Hogarth and Dean's ruse that . He takes out his frustration on Kent.

"Kent: What kind of a sick person names a kid 'Hogarth'? Might as well call him Zeppo or something."
 * Kent Mansley muttering in his car about Hogarth's unusual name.

"Hogarth: No. No. Me go. You stay. No following. (Giant continues following him, until Hogarth gets annoyed) I told you! I'll come back tomorrow! NOW, STAY! (Hogarth walks off and Giant continues following him) (getting frustrated) NO, NO, NO! BAD ROBOT!"
 * Not to mention the blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment of him checking out Hogarth's mother's chest when she opens the door all the way. Then again, who can blame him?
 * Hogarth making Kent a "landslide" ice cream sundae.
 * The montage of Kent pestering Hogarth in the house about what he saw in the woods, culminating in Hogarth bellowing at the top of his lungs, "I'M GOIN' OOOOOOOOOOOOUT!"
 * YMMV on this one, but as a truck with Rogard, Mansley, and another soldier are driving away with a pissed off Giant in pursuit, Mansley is yelling at the driver: "DRIVE, BABY, DRIVE! STEP ON IT, FLOOR IT! IT'S GAINING ON US! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! (in a high-pitched voice) HURRY!"
 * The scene where Hogarth is going home and the Giant is following him.

"Hogarth: Get outta here! ...Uh, Satan? So that we may live in peace."
 * The scene in The Iron Giant where Hogarth attempts to both shoo the giant's disconnected robot hand out of his house while simultaneously saying grace.

"Hogarth: Somymomsays"Youneedstimulation!"andIgo"NoImstimulatedenoughrightnow!" Dean: That's for sure."
 * Also the coffee scene.