Elaborate Underground Base/Quotes

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my Underground Lair..."

- Doctor Evil, Austin Powers

"Greg: What is it with you guys and your freaking lairs? Do you think you're a dragon of something? Do you just secretly dream of spending your days sitting on a pile of treasure? Tony: Look, it's not for you, okay?"

- Real Life Comics

"I'm kinda sad, though. All these underground tunnels and lasers, but instead of having a rave we're using them for evil."

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind