Cthulhu (film)

""Do it, Russell! Make sacrifice! Look into the red eye of your god!""

- Reverend Marsh

Russell Marsh, a homosexual professor of history in Seattle, returns to his hometown of Rivermouth, Oregon after a long estrangement from his family to execute his late mother's estate. He becomes reaquainted with his childhood friend and lover Mike, and over the next few days becomes aware that his father's New Age cult, The Esoteric Order of Dagon, is planning to bring about The End of the World as We Know It.

It should be stated straight up that Cthulhu does not have H.P. Lovecraft's most famous Eldritch Abomination in it -- the title was simply meant to grab the attention of his fans. Some find the gay themes distracting and irrelevant in a Lovecraft film, the movie lacking in true shock value, and the plotting uneven (the latter is acknowledged by the first-time filmmakers). Others like the general sense of creepiness, and argue that the homosexuality of the main character is not only a suitable metaphor for isolation but a relevant plot point. Cthulhu is loosely based on "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" with elements of "The Call of Cthulhu" thrown in, but overall it's best if you view this movie as one that simply draws on the Cthulhu Mythos rather than an adaptation of the above stories.

""Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!""
 * Absurdly Spacious Sewer: The catacombs which "go on for miles" beneath Rivermouth. Filmed in the real-life Seattle Catacombs where one of the producers worked as a tour guide.
 * Anvilicious: Averted. Various anti-Bush, urban sprawl and gay themes were written into the script, but fortunately edited down to subtext level.
 * Badass Longcoat: Worn by the cult leaders. We also see a line of candle-bearing figures In the Hood -- Russell is so freaked out he steals a boat to avoid them.
 * Black Screen of Death
 * Black Speech: The Dagon cults' version of Ominous Latin Chanting.

""There were things, and they were everywhere! They were on the ground, they were on the ceiling, they were everywhere!""
 * Body Horror: Averted, despite it being the main subject of "The Shadow Over Innsmouth".
 * Bury Your Gays:
 * Ceiling Cling: The Fish People in the catacombs.

""They ate children, DROWNING!""
 * Chewing the Scenery: The drunken old seaman, Zadok.


 * Creepy Child: The blind boy Kellin Miles, especially when he sits 'watching' the static-filled television set.
 * Darkness Equals Death: Russell wakes up in an alley to find that something is dragging him into the dark interior of a doorway. Not surprisingly he runs like hell.
 * Dead Man Writing: Russell is told his mother left a message for him hidden in her house.
 * Doesn't Like Guns: When Mike suggests Russell take a pistol with him to investigate an Abandoned Warehouse in the middle of the night, he's annoyed that Mike even owns one.
 * Double Standard Rape (Female on Male): Averted.
 * Everything's Worse with Bears: Inverted. We see polar bears swimming behind glass, and while it's not clear what they're supposed to represent in the movie, they do look beautiful.
 * Probably has something to do with how a radio broadcast at the start of the film implies the last polar bear in the wild died so only those in captivity remain. One could tie that to humanity's situation by the end of the film...
 * The End of the World as We Know It: Worldwide rioting and madness occur in the leadup to the apocalypse, as foretold in "The Call of Cthulhu" ("with laws and morals thrown aside, and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy"). Best points go to the MP5-toting soccer mum.
 * Fan Service: Yaoi Guys and Shirtless Scenes, and if that squicks you there's always Tori Spelling in Girlish Pigtails writhing over the protagonist.
 * Floating Water: The liquid wall
 * Foreshadowing: Russell
 * Human Sacrifice: The cult of Dagon has apparently been sacrificing children (and other 'missing' persons) for some time. One Nightmare Fuel dream sequence shows screaming children crammed into a wooden cage for the Fish People to devour when the tide comes in.
 * If Its You Its OK: Mike has an ex-wife and daughter, and regards his affair with Russell as simply an extension of their friendship.
 * If Jesus, Then Aliens: Russell ridicules Mike's suggestion that the Absurdly Spacious Sewers are the legendary Shanghai tunnels (subterranean passages allegedly used to transport men kidnapped as slaves) and says sarcastically, "What other explanation could there be, UFOs?" Which is amusing given the origins of the Great Old Ones.
 * Little Dead Riding Hood: Julia (a blonde girl in a red top) the liquor store clerk who tries to warn the protagonist
 * The Lost Woods: Julia gets hysterical when Russell stops his car on a backwoods road at night to see what he just missed running over.
 * Lovecraft Country: Averted. The events take place in the Pacific Northwest, though according to the backstory the town founders originally came from New England.
 * Nightmare Sequence: Several of these. In the first one Russell wakes up to discover the stone cudgel he saw in his dream is lying on his chest.
 * Noble Bigot with a Badge: The homophobic sheriff is determined to bring down the Marsh family, and beats Russell
 * Rain of Blood:
 * Real Life Writes the Plot: In the dock scene between Russell and Zadok, the U.S. Coast Guard cutter 'Alert' can be seen. No-one realised until editing that the name of the cutter was the same as the ship in "The Call of Cthulhu".
 * Room Full of Crazy: The names of the missing (and soon-to-be-missing) are chalked on the walls and floor of the net shed.
 * Scenery Porn: The Pacific Northwest is certainly beautiful.
 * Shout-Out: Apart from the Cthulhu Mythos references, there are also homages to other movies like Phantasm, e.g. the Ancestor who was inspired by the Tall Man.
 * The movie contains an estate auction that includes an item that might be the key to an ancient conspiracy. Its lot number is 49, of course. For an added bonus,
 * Stock Quotes: "And what rough beast" is quoted by the sheriff who arrests Russell. He claims he's the rough beast. He's not.
 * Stranger in a Familiar Land: Inverted. Russell is only returning to settle his mother's estate, and intends to leave as soon as possible. His family have other plans.
 * Ten-Second Flashlight. Russell uses his camera's flash to see in the pitch-black catacombs. It's no surprise that he runs into something nasty.
 * Throwing Off the Disability:
 * Torches and Pitchforks: An angry crowd with burning torches shows up at the police station after Russell has been arrested
 * Twenty Minutes Into the Future: Radio reports speak of Eskimo terrorists attacking U.S. arctic bases, guerillas on the 'former U.S border', rapidly rising sea levels, and the death of the last polar bear living in the wild.
 * Uncanny Village
 * The Un-Reveal:
 * When Trees Attack: The tree-like creature glimpsed on a couple of occasions is presumably Shub-Niggurath (The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young).
 * When Trees Attack: The tree-like creature glimpsed on a couple of occasions is presumably Shub-Niggurath (The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young).