Paper Mario 64/Funny

""You know what I just realized? I hate the desert! Yup! Sand gets in my eyes so I can't see. I feel like I've eaten a couple pounds of sand, and my feet itch. I'm freaking out here!" "Ah, yes! Some more sand and some more cacti! How do you stand such a boring landscape? Look, when I signed on for this adventure, I was under the impression that there would be no boredom involved." "You know, there sure are a lot of rocks in the desert. Before I came here, I thought there was just sand. But there are rocks, too. Whoopee." "So hot... I feel dizzy... Where are we going again? Who are you, anyway?" "So blue...the desert sky... They ought to call it... 'Big Ol' Super Blue Sky'!""
 * Reading Bowser's diary, and revealing that his hopes that Peach legitimately likes him.
 * "And...oh dear! Who put that thing in the story?"
 * At one point in Crystal Palace, a bunch of Duplighosts try to mimic Kooper. It was hilarious.
 * "BLEECH! WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK!? TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL!?!"
 * The result of feeding Gourmet Guy a bad cake. As in, a "cake" made entirely of salt and uncooked eggs, or burned strawberries, or my favorite, just detergent.
 * It's enough to make one suspect that they allowed the selection and usage of non-recipe specified "ingredients" just for players to get a quick laugh out of results like this. And it's all the more hilarious.
 * Kammy when she sees Peach disguised as a clubba: "Mmm!! You there! You're doing a fine job."
 * Feeding the Gourmet Guy cake for the first time.
 * Goombario does not enjoy Dry Dry Desert.


 * After you thrash the Goomba King and his servants, Red Goomba and Blue Goomba, they retreat to inside his fort. Listening at the window, you hear how the Goomba Bros. hid an important switch where no one will find it...outside.