The Creepy Teen Years

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Following AH Dot Com the Series and AHDotCom:theNextGeneration, AH Dot Com: The Creepy Teen Years is the Alternate History Dot Com board, in a High School AU.

Staring many of the notable Newer Posters, and casting the older big name posters as the Faculty, It follows the bizarre Happenings at an Interdimensional High School.

One would think that sounds pretty Straight Forward and Kinda Boring, but what follows can probably be described as Sakigake Cromartie Koukou On drugs, if that's even possible. It's probably telling when one of the few really Sane characters undergoes a Gender Flip ever other chapter or so.

This series is Heavily influenced by High School Animes, and whatever else the writers fancy at the moment, which tends to go all over the place.

New Episodes are posted on the Main AH.com Website, but they now have their own website, where the Episodes will slowly be going up. Seasons one and two have already been completed on both sites, and Season Three has now hit the roughly half-way point.

Contains Examples Of
"Fenrir_Angerboda: "I replaced the window with Shatterproof glass.""
 * Academy of Adventure: Unsurprisingly....
 * Action Girl: Othyrsyde and Evilprodigy
 * A Day in the Limelight: done for Lord_Roem, FDW, Othyrsyde, Ynnead/Ryder, Evilprodigy and Emperor_Norton_I. Catboy has gotten a Three episode version, and Nothingnow's Day has started.
 * Fenrir_Angerboda has stated his intent to do one for each of the Main characters.
 * Aliens Are Petty: what caused the Aliens to go on Rampage? British food.
 * All Just a Dream: the Halloween Episode "HORRIFIC SHIT HAPPENS". We think.
 * THE DISASSOCIATION OF OTHYRSYDE. maybe.
 * "A Really Terrible Idea" as well. It might be a pure version, but knowing this series? We can only hope.
 * Alternate Universe: it's implied that
 * Alternate Universe Fic: "The Melancholy of Evilprodigy" is basically a High School AU, for a High School AU, Albeit one based more on Shojo.
 * An Arm and a Leg:
 * An Asskicking Christmas: Shiny Happy Krall's Christmas-time Massacre.
 * Anyone Can Die: it's probably Easier to list who hasn't died. Which is a Grand total of one, OTHYRSYDE.
 * Fenrir_Angerboda bit it during Season one, Catboy was killed in CATBOY VERSUS THE HOMAGE, Ynnead, Nothingnow and Lord_Roem were Killed in HORRIFIC SHIT HAPPENS, and FDW was vaporized in the Alien Invasion.
 * Anything That Moves: DoctorWhat.
 * Artificial Human:, maybe
 * Ascended Extra: NothingNow. His first appearance was in a In-universe Fanfic in Season 1, and he made the leap to Major Character in Season 2
 * this also is true for him outside of the Story. He's started as a reader, but has become the Third editor of the Series after the First two left.
 * and Now Evilprodigy has been bumped up.
 * Ascended Bronies: some of the student-turn-ponies turn out to be Bronies, and want to Remain Ponies.
 * Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: there was a Giant Man-eating Salamander. Only twenty feet, but it still counts.
 * It was a mutated Axolotl actually, but that's not a big difference.
 * ....Which is a Salamander last I checked.....
 * Exactly.
 * and Then Roem becomes Bulldog_Churchill_Roem.
 * Author Avatar: You'd think so, since, somewhat like it's counterpart series, all of the authors so far are also characters in the series. They like to do horrible things to each other, and to the rest of the cast. Of course, since Characterization Marches On, the cast often have very different personalities from the people that inspired them.
 * Leading to it sounding like the Writers and commentators are talking in the third person in the comments.
 * Back From the Dead: because Death Is Cheap.
 * Badass Teacher: Arguably Emperor_Norton_I.
 * Bad Santa: Bad_Santa_Krall
 * Baleful Polymorph: FDW builds a laser that blows up and turns most of the School into Ponies.
 * Beach Episode: "Because all we have are Beaches here"
 * Berserk Button: the Kazakh border and Justin Bieber for KRALL.
 * BFS: Kome wields a lightsaber cleaver blade against Nothingnow.
 * Big Damn Heroes: Subverted in "In Which Levels of Baddass are taken". FDW attempts to make a Dramatic Entrance Through the window for...

"Blue Max: "There are…reports of various events from around the school. Water Buckets above doors. Unscrewed Saltshakers. Drawing Moustaches on all the portraits of Queen Victoria, Claudia, Elizabeth, and Margaret. Shoelaces tied together. In fact, THANDE and DOCTOR_WHAT are in the Hospital because some one replaced their…… videos with something called “Pure white lover Bizarre Jelly”, and a video of DOCTOR_WHAT in the shower. Beat I don’t want to talk anymore about that.""
 * Big Damn Kiss:
 * Bloodier and Gorier: Season 3 has taken that tone.
 * Bloody Hilarious: In a effort to make his Zombie Maid uniforms look more authentic, FDW used Exposed Organs for them. Ynnead, Catboy and Lord_Roem's Exposed Organs.
 * Body Horror: Australium quickly turns people into Musclebound Screaming Australians.
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:

"FDW:"MAIN CHARACTER DEFENSIVE TECHNIQUE, MAJOR CHARACTER SHIELD!" Fenrir_Angerboda: "ASSHOLE DEFENSIVE MANUVER 7! NOOB MEAT SHIELD!" Emperor_Norton_I: "MR-GORBACHEV-TEAR-DOWN-THIS-WALL-KICK!"
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Occasionally.
 * Breather Episode: "He's Late", following the Three part "Catboy Vs the Homage".
 * "In Which Nothing Out of the ordinary happens" has nothing major happening.
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Much Most of the staff, Especially Doctor What, GeorgePatton, and KRALL.
 * Butt Monkey: Lord_Roem, although he's becoming less of one lately.
 * It looks like Leo Caesius might become one.
 * Ynnead, Catboy and The Unmentionable Sea Mammal also have shades of this.
 * Calling Your Attacks:

KRALL: "I-REFUSE-TO-ACCEPT-YOUR-BASE-MAP-PUNCH!"

Fenrir_Angerboda: MAN-ON-FIRE-BLAZING PSYCHIC-KICK!""

"Emperor_Norton_I: Died….wait, Died? Hmm. Seems like you people die all the time."
 * ImperialVienna Needs to shout his attack names for them to work.
 * Catch Phrase: numerous. "Goddammit FDW!" for Ynnead, "what" for NothingNow, and "I find that Strangely Arousing" for Dr. What.
 * FDW had "MOAR MOTIVATION", but it seems to have fallen out of use.
 * FDW notes he hasn't used it in a year in Meet The Sealions
 * Cerebus Syndrome: Begins to develop a real continuity in season two. This arguably helps to improve the series.
 * Chainsaw Good: Bad_Santa_Krall and Fenrir_Angerboda have a Chainsaw duel in the Christmas Episode.
 * Fenrir Continues this theme, when he picks up a chainsaw during the Alien Invasion.
 * Chaotic Stupid: FDW.
 * Chekhov's Gun/Person/Skill/Gag: Things are never quite forgotten.
 * Christmas Episode: Episode 2x15 "Shiny Happy Krall's Christmas-Time Massacre"
 * Cloudcuckoolander: FDW.
 * GeorgePatton as well.
 * Combat Pragmatist: ImperialVienna Tries to be one, Nothingnow Catches it though.
 * Cool Old Guy: Emperor_Norton_I.
 * Crazy Memory: Lord_Roem has one where he re-imagines himself as Sparkling Barbarian-esque hero. Catboy immediately calls him out on it.
 * Crippling Overspecialization: Emperor_Norton_I teaches a class about Ronald Reagan. All of them
 * Dark-Skinned Blond: SomethingNow, and maybe NothingNow, depending on who you ask.
 * Death Is Cheap: People don't stay dead for very long, that is, when they're actually dead, anyway.

"FDW:I do not care if you are Canadian, Mormon, Human, Jewish, Communist, Canadian, Japanese, Wapanese, Krallian, Alien, Canadian or Canadian!"
 * so far the only Characters who have remained dead are Mojojojo, Godsown1991, Hashasheen, Imajin and Doragon
 * Death Glare: Othyrsyde's Death glare can blow up Machines.
 * Death Seeker: Kome..
 * Demoted to Extra: Randomideaguy. Former writer, main character, and editor in season 1, quite a bit less important in season 2. Isnt it sad RIG? ;_;
 * Randomideaguy even disappeared for the first half of season three, before showing up out of nowhere with out an explanation, both instory and IRL. NothingNow even had trouble remembering when he had last appeared. So, is accidental Chuck Cunningham Syndrome a thing?
 * Blackwave, and several Others also fall in this Category. Whether or not this is for the better is up to the readers.
 * Department of Redundancy Department: This:

"Catboy: The only fact about Fenrir that you can take at face value is that he’s an asshole and everything else that he says is probably bullshit."
 * Depending on the Writer: Alot.
 * Distaff / Spear Counterpart: arrives in the form of MDW, SomethingNow, Alt!Ynnead, Lady_Roem, Hecate_Angerboda, Thyssyde, and Catgirl.
 * More have been Introduced.
 * Doujinshi: Fenrir_Angerboda collects them.
 * Eagle Land: Catboy is this.
 * So is BigTex, since they're from the same world.
 * Easily-Thwarted Alien Invasion: in Episode 2x17 "CREEPY VS CREEPIER (WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT)?"
 * Elaborate University High: It has an Armory. With Cannons.
 * Elseworlds / Something Completely Different: the Summer episodes seem to be taking this path.
 * End of the Multiverse as we know it:
 * Everything's Better with Monkeys: the Kiat Summons Demon Hipster Monkeys in his battle against Catboy.
 * Eye Scream: TheUnmentionableSeaMammal takes a Candy cane to the eye in the Christmas Special.
 * Fate Worse Than Death: PRINCIPAL IAN's punishments for breaking the Fourth Wall in 2x02. Highlights include stranding Mmmeee0 in a world without Pot, and sending CATBOY to an America run by an unholy combination of Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, and Michael Moore.
 * Five-Man Band:
 * The Hero: Nothingnow.
 * The Lancer: Ynnead.
 * The Big Guy: Othyrsyde
 * The Smart Guy: Fenrir_Angerboda
 * The Chick: Lord_Roem.
 * The Load: FDW
 * Team Pet/Tagalong Kid: Catboy
 * Sixth Ranger: Evilprodigy
 * Gadgeteer Genius / Mad Scientist: FDW has his moments, as evidenced by the Austrian Death Machine from 2x13.
 * Gender Bender: Ynnead/Ryder. started as a Girl, and tends to swap back and forth.
 * another example would be an In-universe Fanfic Fenrir_Angerboda made in season 1.
 * Gender Flip: Hashasheen. the real Hashasheen is a guy.
 * Evilprodigy still qualifies....sense it turns out she's really a GIRL
 * Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: Nothingnow gives one to Lord_Roem to snap him out of his Heroic BSOD
 * Giant Enemy Crab: the Rock Lobster in the Beach Episode.
 * Girl With Psycho Gatling Gun: Othyrsyde during the Alien invasion.
 * Groin Attack: Due to...ImperialVienna's unusual weapons mounting, Nothingnow Kicks him in the crotch. This then takes a Horrific turn as the ImperialVienna's Laser codpiece Explodes.
 * Gym Teacher Nasty: GeorgePatton. Seriously.
 * Thus we have Gym Class From Hell, Often Featuring Tanks and Rocket Launchers.
 * Halloween Special: 2010 had "Horrific Shit Happens"
 * 2011 has The Creepy Zone and The Ynnead Horror Picture Show
 * Head Desk: Normal for Ynnead.
 * Homage: Catboy Vs the Homage is a Three Chapter example of this.
 * as is "The Creepy Zone" and "The Ynnead Horror Picture Show"
 * CF2 is a double Homage to Valve: Nine violent misfits are forced to Fight an army of Horribly Mutated Creatures.
 * No More Nothingnow
 * Humongous Mecha: Turntable Z VS Liberty Catboy Prime
 * Emperor_Norton_I's Giant Ronald Reagan Robot, and the Alien's Transforming Mecha.
 * and then Catboy's Theodore Roosevelt Robot.
 * Catgirl's Pedobear mecha.
 * Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Multiple Patterns. They're either a shout out, vaguely descriptive, lampshading something, or address the audience, either as an apology, or a confession. And they're usually capitalized.
 * I Love Nuclear Power: FDW's insistence on the value of Radium Toast as a remedy.
 * Instrument of Murder: even Dynamite hates Lord_Roem's vuvuzela.
 * Intercourse with You: Othyrsyde and Fenrir play a game where they name all the Innuendo filled songs they can.
 * Jerkass: Fenrir, Depending on your Interpretation.

"FDW: Yes Mr. Yuuki Nagato, I'll be your Dipping Sauce Bitch."
 * Kid From the Future: Somethinglater.
 * Lampshade Hanging: some of the Episode titles, including "Possibly the Reason Enrollment has fallen in the past few years", and "Probably one of the stranger episodes this season...."
 * Large Ham: KRALL.
 * Emperor_Norton_I and GeorgePatton can be this at times.
 * Leaning on the Fourth Wall: season 1 episode "THE REASON WE SHOULDN'T LET FENRIR WRITE MORE EPISODES".
 * Fenrir in "THE DISASSOCIATION OF OTHYRSYDE"
 * Lethal Chef: FDW's Grandmother and FDW. It's implied that her cooking killed her.
 * Loads and Loads of Characters: It's a school, What were you expecting?
 * Magical Girl: Sparkling Magic Limey Thande in 2x19. The less is said of this, the better.
 * and then followed up With Magic Goo Bunny Ynnead. Don't Ask.
 * and then Finally played straight with Mythical Multiversial Canuck Evilprodigy. Yes, the axe-hockey stick wielding French-Canadian plays this somewhat straight. Or at least plays with it in a not so disturbing manner.
 * McNinja: Beedok.
 * Mind Screw: THE DISASSOCIATION OF OTHYRSYDE, again.
 * Multiversal Conqueror: an army of Alternate Dimension Thandes show up, apparently as the main villains for "BREAK THROUGH THE DREAM"
 * Mundane Fantastic: Yeah, Some of the events in the background (and off screen) are hideously bizarre, and the plots can be even more so, and they realize that. But well, they're not really as concerned with how Catboy made the Super Serum as they are that the Twenty Foot Salamander's trying to eat them.
 * No Fourth Wall: Played with. Fenrir_Angerboda was completely aware that there was a script in THE DISASSOCIATION OF OTHYRSYDE, but because it was a dream no ones quite sure....
 * No Indoor Voice: KRALL.
 * Non Sequitur Thud: after being Shocked back into consciousness, Catboy begins singing Fergie's London Bridge
 * FDW gets one after getting an EZ bake oven thrown at his head:

"Blue Max: Pumps Shotgun "School's Closed.""
 * Official Couple: Lord Roem and Othyrsyde.
 * and now.
 * Only a Flesh Wound: Nothingnow is shot in the shoulder in his battle against Big_Tex. Despite that, it has little effect on his battle.
 * Only Sane Man: Ynnead/Ryder. Usually.
 * Blue Max can be this as well on occasion.
 * Opposite Sex Clone: Most of the Counterparts seen in the series so far.
 * Petting Zoo People: Depending on the writer, Catboy.
 * Post Modernism: Very much a core ingredient of the series, and especially evident in parts of Season Two.
 * Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: Delivered by Blue Max in 2x11.

"CATBOY: "(after Mojojojo loses his Electric powers) Looks like.." (Puts on sunglasses) "A shocking turnabout. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""
 * Psychic Powers: Possibly.
 * Mojojojo
 * Quip to Black: CATBOY tries to pull one.

"YNNEAD: "Shouldn’t we make a plan?" GEORGEPATTON: "The Plan is to Kill as many Mexicans as Possible."
 * Real Song Theme Tune: used to open and close every episode. the most Commonly used Band is The Killers.
 * Reasonable Authority Figure: Emperor_Norton_I to a large extent.
 * Double Standard Rape (Male on Male): NothingNow and The Unmentionable Sea Mammal. Maybe.
 * Could be a Shrug of God?
 * it is. NothingNow confirmed that he doesn't know what happened. Nor does he want to know.
 * Redshirt Army: The US Army lead by Georgepatton in DANCING WITH CATBOYS.
 * Fenrir Turns the remaining student Body into one during "BREAK THROUGH THE DREAM"
 * Refuge in Audacity: During the Alien invasion, this:

ALL: .......

AUGUSTUS_MONTES: "Not those kind of Aliens."

GEORGEPATTON: "Cubans?"

AUGUSTUS_MONTES: "No, the kind that have flying Saucers and laser guns and…"

GEORGEPATTON: "NAZIS!""

"Lord_Roem: Catboy wants what's in my pants. Nothingnow/Big_Tex: What."
 * Richard Nixon the Used Car Salesman: the Various Alternate Reality Ronald Reagans that are mentioned. Jackie Chan has been referred to as An actor, Tennis Player and Serial Killer, While Stephan King writes Romance Novels.
 * Rule of Cool: Admit it.
 * Sadist Teacher: KRALL and GeorgePatton.
 * Scary Black Man: Thyssyde, Othyrsyde's counterpart
 * Schedule Slip: The first season took about five months to peter out. However, it has been averted with the second season, which been posted on time every week, save once, when it was three hours late.
 * Admittedly, it did take a couple of weeks off, but those were announced well ahead of time, and were for good reason.
 * Happens a few times in Season 3.
 * Screw Yourself: Played with in 2x18, Krall and RHAF Krall get it on, while Fenrir ask Hecate what it's considered.
 * Self-Deprecation: Used at times. Most notably as a book titled "HOW TO GET BETTER WRITERS FOR YOUR INTERNET ORIGINAL SERIES"
 * Shamu Fu: Othyrsyde takes on the giant Lobster with a Shark.
 * Shock and Awe: Mojojojo's superpower.
 * Shout-Out: where do we even start.....
 * Everything. Everything is a Shout out to something or another.
 * Unless it's not. Which probably isn't the case.
 * Sitting on the Roof: done quite often. It's less romance and More Fleeing the Plot.
 * Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness: Depends on the writer.
 * Small Girl, Big Gun: Othyrsyde in 2x17. Yes, She's The Big Guy, but, well, no matter how you put it, a minigun's pretty damn big.
 * Snap Back: How else does the School recover from whatever just happened or how everyone else comes back to life?
 * Space Whale Aesop: in Classic Twilight Zone fashion, "The Creepy Zone" gets Aesops. Just not the kind you expect.
 * Spider Tank: The Austrian Death Machine. A laser equipped walking monstrosity with a Coffee Maker for a head that spews Stallone and Schwarzenegger quotes.
 * and it's Successor, the Austrian Death Machine 2.0. This time with Hulk Hogan quotes.
 * Super Serum: Catboy's (Off Screen) attempt at making Citric Acid.
 * Take That: US President Obama appears in one episode. ..
 * Tank Goodness: GeorgePatton's Sherman, and later on the Chaffee.
 * Which is then Destroyed after a couple of episodes.
 * Tears of Joy: NothingNow at the end of "My Name Is" after avoiding getting shot out of a cannon by FDW.
 * Time Travel: Possibly
 * That Came Out Wrong: While referring to the Catnip Fenrir stuffed into his pants

": They beat them? Heh."
 * The Bechdel Test: referenced and passed in 2x19, with a pair of lesbians discussing vacation plans. Unusually, in every appearance, the two women are referred to only as NINJA#1 and NINJA#2 in the script, and never actually named by a character.
 * The Gunslinger: Big Tex.
 * The Smurfette Principle: Due to the gender imbalance of the Site, the first actual female Character was Othyrsyde in Season 2.
 * this seems to be Ending, as EvilProdigy has joined the cast.
 * The Stinger:
 * Took a Level In Badass: Pretty much everyone in "In Which Levels Of Badass are taken"
 * Nothingnow seems to be doing so in "No More Nothingnow"
 * True Companions: As often as the group bickers with each other, they really do see each other as friends. Except FDW
 * Uncanceled: the Series petered out after an 8-episode first season. Sense then, it's been brought back and is going strong.
 * Unexplained Recovery: Several Characters have Died. They're usually back by the Next Episode.
 * Unfazed Everyman: NothingNow, as far as we know.
 * Universal Adaptor Cast: Following the Footsteps of AH Dot Com the Series, AH.com Wars, AH.com The Next Generation, and others.
 * Villainous Crossdresser: FDW. He's not a villain, but he's not exactly Heroic Either....
 * Wham! Episode: "Break Through the Dream: Did you See that Coming?"
 * Wham! Line: At the end of "CREEPY VS CREEPIER (WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT)":


 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: well?
 * Whole-Plot Reference: CATBOY VS the Homage. Plans are made to continue similar episodes in later Seasons.
 * Season three had "The Ynnead Horror Picture Show."
 * Wholesome Crossdresser: Occasionally Ynnead/Ryder.
 * Is Ynnead really a Crossdresser if He/She/It changes gender every time?
 * Male version has been in a dress several times.
 * Word Salad Title: at times. "Shiny Happy Krall's Christmas time massacre" is probably the best example.
 * Wrestler in All of Us: Despite being a Pony, Iserlohn Performs Several The People's Elbow
 * NothingNow Mentions that he has started watching wrestling videos to improve his fighting skills.
 * Yandere:
 * Yaoi Fanboy/girl: Evilprodigy. Possibly Fenrir.
 * Further implied by having "I Kissed A Boy" on his Ipod.
 * Yuri Fan: Fenrir Again. Maybe.
 * Zombie Apocalypse:
 * Zombie Apocalypse: