Cards Against Humanity

A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

White Cards

 * Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro


 * Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture
 * The Amish.


 * A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements
 * Barack Obama.


 * The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
 * Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words


 * The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears


 * Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
 * Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
 * Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
 * Destroying the evidence.
 * The Devil himself. - Satan


 * Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail


 * Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up


 * Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
 * Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles


 * Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead


 * Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
 * Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis
 * Italians. - Italy
 * Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
 * The Jews. - Judaism


 * Judge Judy.


 * '''An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 * Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse
 * MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
 * Men. - Always Male
 * A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie


 * Natalie Portman.


 * An Oedipus complex.


 * Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something


 * Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
 * Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure


 * Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
 * The Pope.


 * The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
 * '''Robert Downey, Jr.


 * Scientology. - Church of Happyology
 * Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
 * Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
 * Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe


 * Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape


 * Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
 * Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice
 * A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards

 * Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
 * Take That, Audience!: "Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

- Cards Against Humanity website