The Alamo/Funny

1960 Film
"Tennesseean #1: Do that mean what I think it do? Tennessean #2: It do."
 * This charming and often repeated line.

"Travis' man: Hey, Davy! Is it true that you and Mike Fink fought a three day fight on the Mississippi? Crockett: That's just an example of the tall tales folks tell about me! Me and Mike fought all right, but we quit at dark. It wouldn't of been the third day until the next morning! (everyone laughs and Crockett and his men ride off)"
 * When Travis's men question Crockett about some of his past adventures.

"Beekeper: No why'd they have to go and... THAT AIN'T NO FAIR WAY TO FIGHT A WAR!"
 * When poor Beekeeper loses his whisky do to enemy fire.

"Jethro: Morning, Colonel, He's still sleeping. Crockett: (grins) I'll take care of that, Jethro. (kicks open door, throws bucket of water on Jim Bowie) Bowie: CROCKETT!!!"
 * Jethro and Crockett greeting each other, as Crockett goes to give Bowie his wake-up call.