Charles Atlas Superpower/Quotes

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

- Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

""I am half-man, half-amazing!""

- Montel Vontavious Porter, WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

""The Charles Atlas course with Dynamic Tension Can turn you into... A BEAST OF A MAN.""

- The Who

"Young Bruce Wayne: If only I was a scientist billionaire crime-fighting detective, I could have stopped this! Narrator: That night, Bruce prays to Jesus to grant him awesome powers. Bruce: Jesus, please make my muscles develop unrealistically fast and make science really easy to learn. Narrator: Jesus comes through!"

- Jay Pinkerton and Peter Lynn, Batman Origin Comics

"Mobster: Those comic books messed with your mind, kid. You can't do this Batman shit in real life. Nobody got that drive. Nobody got those moves. Nobody did all those mother-fuckin' pushups... Hit Girl: Except me."

- Kick-Ass, the comic.

"So ze secret to ze ultimate super soldier is... proper diet und exercise?"

- Baron von Blitzschlag, ''Avengers: The Initiative"

"Учение трудно, легко в бою! (Uchenie trudno, legko v boyu! -- roughly "Train hard, fight easy!")"

- Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov

"The real deathblow comes from Zell's kung fu. Because swords and meteors are one thing, but a good Chuck Norris roundhouse to the jaw will finish anything -- even the devil!"

- The Spoony Experiment's Review of Final Fantasy VIII

":How? How can normal man like you stand to the power of Complete Relic? Genjuro: I eat, watch movies and sleep! A True Man knows nothing else!"

- Senki Zesshou Symphogear