Darkest Powers/Funny

"Chloe: (to Derek) Oh, my god! It's a killer Pomeranian! It's a tough call, but I think you can take him."
 * Chloe, at the beginning of The Awakening.

"Tori: Where's Simon? Derek: He's-- Tori: Is he okay? Why isn't he here? (glares) Where'd you leave him? Derek: Passed out in an alley. (frowns in thought) Not sure where, though..."
 * Derek gets one as well.