Garfield: His 9 Lives



Garfield: His 9 Lives is a Graphic Novel (Graphic Short Story Anthology if you want to get picky) based on the Newspaper Comic Garfield, written and illustrated by Jim Davis and Paws, Inc. The central concept of the book is that, since cats have nine lives, Garfield must have a bunch of past lives that made him the lazy, sarcastic cat that we know and love (or not) today, and each of those lives gets its own story.

Goes in some very different directions from most Garfield media. While some of the stories wouldn't be out of place appearing the regular newspaper strip, others go in more surreal or dramatic directions; there's even a genuine Horror story. Some of the stories also go a bit more adult than what we usually get from Garfield; nothing that would stop it from getting a PG rating, but there are some mild swear words present, a couple references to alcohol, a few deaths, and some obvious hints that at least one of Garfield's past lives actually had sex.

The stories present in the book are:
 * "In The Beginning ...": A prologue about how God and his design team created cats.
 * "Cave Cat": Garfield's first life as the world's first sabre toothed cave cat, living in the age of cavemen and dinosaurs.
 * "The Vikings": The story of how Garfield the Orange and his band of Horny Vikings are unfrozen from an iceberg and attack St. Paul, Minnesota.
 * "Babes And Bullets": Garfield stars as Private Detective Sam Spayed in a Film Noir parody where everyone is a talking cat.
 * "The Exterminators": A Three Stooges homage featuring Garfield and two other cats as professional mouse catchers. Hilarity Ensues.
 * "Lab Animal": Garfield (a.k.a. Specimen 19-GB) tries to escape being dissected by scientists.
 * "The Garden": A girl named Cloey and a certain orange kitten live in what may or may not be the Garden of Eden and confront what may or may not be Pandora's Box. Diabetes flavoured.
 * "Primal Self": A cat named Tigger lives as an ordinary housecat until a memory from the past triggers a frightful transformation.
 * "Garfield": The origin story for Garfield's present life as portrayed in the comic strip, starting from his birth and including his first encounters with Jon and Odie.
 * "Space Cat": Garfield struggles to survive when he's lost in space in the galaxy's crappiest spaceship.

Was also adapted into an Animated Television Special, which removed some of the stories and added a few new ones. "Babes and Bullets" was also made as a separate special. The new lives ("In The Beginning ...", "Cave Cat", "Lab Animal", "The Garden", "Garfield" and "Space Cat" remain) of the Animated Anthology are:
 * "King Cat": In Ancient Egypt, the Pharaoh's sacred cat discovers what happens to him if the Pharaoh dies.
 * "Court Musician": The king demands a concerto from "Freddie" Handel, and if the king doesn't enjoy it ... Under the pressure of a deadline, "Freddie" delegates part of the work to his pet, a blue cat.
 * "Stunt Cat": A Deliberately Monochrome segment where Garfield is (briefly) a stunt double for Krazy Kat.
 * "Diana's Piano": A young girl, Sara, receives a cat, Diana, who goes with her everywhere, especially to piano lessons. Told in flashback, has a realistic art style and tone, and is depressing as hell.

May be distantly related to The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat. Between this and the licensed parody Garfield Minus Garfield, it seems, Jim Davis is a pretty cool guy.

The book provides examples of:
""We of the I.H.G.W.F. have no hearts. We do, however, appreciate a tidy ship. We will give you 7 minutes instead of 5. Then we atomize you."
 * Added Alliterative Appeal: "Bought the farm for failing to field a fetched frap tree."
 * Anachronism Stew: In "Cave Cat" cavemen exist at the same time as dinosaurs, real-estate salesmen, and George Burns.
 * Art Shift: Occurs often, as it was written and drawn by various artists.
 * Book Ends: "The Vikings" begins and ends with two almost identical scenes, just set 1000 years apart.
 * Cats Are Mean: "Primal Self".
 * Cats Have Nine Lives: Though it's more Reincarnation. The book justifies by having God with feline features.
 * Celestial Bureaucracy: "In The Beginning ..." portrays heaven as having an entire design department for creating new species.
 * Chainmail Bikini: Helga the Viking.
 * Darker and Edgier: Some of the stories go to much darker places than standard Garfield fare.
 * Distant Finale: "Space Cat".
 * "The Vikings" and "Garfield" can also be considered to have self-contained ones (with the former ending in the year 2984, and the latter ending with Garfield and Odie's old age, telling stories to a new generation of kittens).
 * Even Evil Has Standards: The Incredibly Huge Galactic War Fleet.

"Computer: Welcome to space, Mr. Cat. I suppose you were wondering why you are here.
 * Expositron 9000: The beginning of "Space Cat":

Garfield: A keen grasp of the obvious.

Computer: Well, it is really quite simple. You see, all we require is that you survive, Mr. Cat. We are monitoring the survival instincts of a cat in his last life.

Garfield: (shocked) In his la... la-last life?

Computer: As you are well aware, a cat has nine lives.

Garfield: And, uh, don't tell me... I'm living life number nine?

Computer: I tell it like it is, baby cakes."

"Garfield: I'd like to think I'll live forever, but hey, I'm only human."
 * Film Noir: Parodied in "Babes And Bullets".
 * Forbidden Fruit: In "The Garden", Cloey's uncle Tod tell her and her cat not to open a crystal box he left in the garden. They inspect the box's easy-to-open latch...
 * Schmuck Bait / Curiosity Killed the Cast:
 * Freudian Excuse: In the book, most lives explain traits of Garfield.
 * Cave Cat = fear/hatred of dogs
 * Vikings = mean behavior
 * Babes and Bullets = "The most significant thing I learned from this life was that I swore off work."
 * Exterminators = not eating mice
 * Lab Animal = fearing the veterinarian.
 * Furry Denial: In Garfield's introduction to Space Cat:
 * Furry Denial: In Garfield's introduction to Space Cat:

"Attractive Female Cat: Are you Spayed?
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: "Being a private dick isn't easy with a name like Sam Spayed."

Spayed's Narration: I never know how to answer that question."


 * Have a Gay Old Time: "Big Bob come!"
 * Horny Vikings: "The Vikings", natch.
 * Leg Cling: Parodied. In "The Vikings", Helga strikes a classic pose as one of her subordinates clings onto her leg.
 * Mood Whiplash: The extremely dark story "Primal Self" comes in between the childlishly sweet and innocent "The Garden" and the almost purely comedic "Garfield".
 * One Million BC: "Cave Cat", complete with dinosaurs.
 * Private Eye Monologue: Sam Spayed does this throughout "Babes And Bullets", even lampshading it when he wonders "why am I talking to myself?"
 * Shaggy Search Technique: "King Cat".
 * Slapstick: "The Exterminators". It's a Three Stooges homage, what did you expect?
 * Space Opera: Parodied in "Space Cat".
 * Spiritual Successor: To The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat. Which is Definitely not for kids.
 * Stealth Pun: Bjorn in "The Vikings" wears football gear and his group invade St. Paul. Minnesota Vikings.
 * Stripperific: Helga's preferred outfit for pillage and plunder is a pair of panties, a gold bikini, and nothing else.
 * Sugar Bowl: Uncle Jod's garden.
 * Transformation Sequence: The Vikings after Garfield shouts "Booga!" Also present in "Lab Animal".
 * Transformation Trauma: Lab Animal. Garfeild (19-GB) goes from a tabby cat to a Jack Russel Terrier, complete with werewolf-style spine-cracking back arch and erupting claws.
 * Where Are They Now Epilogue: "The Vikings" and "Garfield" both have this.
 * Wretched Hive: St. Paul, Minnesota. At least from the Vikings' perspective.

Aside from the tropes carried over from the book, the special provides examples of:

 * Art Shift: Often, as just like the book, the special was directed by many people.
 * Big Sleep:
 * Book Ends: It opens and ends with God (in the opening segment, creating cats; ).
 * Cats Have Nine Lives: God lampshades this ("Well, let's just say it'll make for a great plot of a story, okay?")...
 * Celestial Bureaucracy: Takes it one step further, by
 * Death By Adaptation: ...sorta. In the book, "Space Cat" is a simulation. In the TV special,
 * Face Framed In Static: God. And apparently he was modeled after Garfield's voice actor Lorenzo Music.
 * Foreshadowing: The opening theme song at the beginning of the film says, "When you've got nine lives, you've got nine of them to lose." Guess what happens at the end of "Space Cat"...
 * Freudian Excuse: Court Musician wasn't exempt. "I learned to think on my feet in my fourth life. Thinking was okay, I guess. But now I avoid it whenever possible."
 * Fun With Acronyms: "Space Cat" has Operations Data Index Element.
 * Justified Extra Lives: In the TV special
 * Karma Houdini: In "King Cat",
 * Could also count as Laser Guided Karma as Garfield wasn't the kindest of royalty around.
 * Leitmotif: A... thought-provoking use in the epilogue.
 * Letting the Air Out of The Band: Twice in the Space Cat portion -- once when the vending machine malfunctions, and again when Garfield's secret weapon is "declawed".
 * Lions and Tigers And Humans Oh My: "Babes and Bullets" was made to a separate TV special. But there Garfield's a detective cat in a human world.
 * Medium Blending: "The Beginning" is live action, and the return of God in the ending too.
 * Mood Whiplash: Two comedic segments, "The Garden", two comedic segments, the sad "Diana's Piano", the scary "Lab Animal", and more comedic segments (though the ending of the last is kinda dark).
 * Off With His Head/Decapitation Presentation: Discussed one too many times by the Villainous Harlequin Jester, not only before George Handel's concert, but also during said concert in which said jester uses the guillotine teeth to slice an apple, rips off the head of the picture of Handel, pulls off the head of the Handel doll, and even showing a slideshow of cutting off each other's heads, which is both scary and funny!
 * Rummage Fail: As Garfield ducks under the console to work on getting his guns online during his final minute, he tosses away a dog bone, a banana peel, a boot, and fuzzy dice.
 * Shadow Discretion Shot: The Painful Transformation and scary Transformation Sequence of "Lab Animal"
 * Shout Out: The story and animation of "Lab Animal" is a Shout Out to The Plague Dogs.
 * Trrrilling Rrrs: The Villainous Harlequin does this on addressing Handel and on the introduction of the concerto to the audience.
 * Tuckerization: The alien captain is called "Commander Mendelsen".
 * Unexplained Accent: One of the Egyptian slaves speaks with a Cockney Accent despite the fact that this was Ancient Egypt in the first place.