Abhorrent Admirer/Quotes

"When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ends of the earth to please her. And' to her Vagina."

- Faz, Shortpacked

"Oldbag: I thought he was avoiding me, but it seems to have been a misjudgment on my part. It seems he's finally ready to open his heart and accept me!" Edgeworth: (That was no misjudgment on her part. That﻿ was EXACTLY what I was trying to do!)"

- Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth

"Gary: Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS?

Finn: Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?"

- Adventure Time