Pokémon/Haiku

Pika Pikachu! Pikapi! Pikachu Pi! Pi Pi-kachu!! Chuuuuuuuu!! "-- User:CAD"

Gotta catch 'em all! (Except the legendaries. Stay away from them.) "-- User:Falcon Pain"

Travel the whole world Get army of cute critters Capture God. Good times. "-- User:Insanity Prelude"

Gotta Catch 'Em All! Six-hundred and forty-nine. This will take a while. "-- mr13lake"

Catch every critter Battle friends and earn badges Kiss your life goodbye "--User:Superfroggy"

Wanna catch 'em all? Then buy lots of different games And visit events "--User:Blork"

Imprisoning Mons. 10-year-olds Walking the Earth. Tamer than it sounds. "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

Name another game In which 10 year olds enslave Kickboxing chickens. "--User:Slouch"

Pokémon! A lot! Four hundred and ninety three! I have caught them all. "--Rabid Biscuit"

Oops, above troper. [[Long Runners They'll always add more Pokés To keep the show on]] "--User:Iceguppie"

Complex strategy Unless you play Red or Blue: Use Psychic and win. "--User:A Random Serf"

Red Blue Yellow Gold Silver Sapphire Ruby Green It will never end -User:It Tolls 4 You

Extremely cute mons Alongside big badass ones Let battle begin! -- User:Snowsky

In this confusing World of optimistic kids You can catch a God --User:Calamity Jane

Discovering more Every few years; it's so fun Seeing what is new --User:Da Lucaray 030

Many Pokéballs Many pokémon captured Gotta catch 'em all --User:Xxfirekirby 94 Xx

Gotta catch 'em all But do it by tommorow A new game is out --User:Mariocake 1

At last! I got her! Chansey from Safari Zone! Will never be used. --User:R Tic Wolf

Finally! A rare Shiny Pokemon. Oh, no! No more Pokeballs! --User:R Tic Wolf

I have a Machamp Oddly enough, it's female How could this happen?? --User:WMBQ

My flawless tactics Toppled by the Uber tier Arceus? Rage Quit! "-- User:Muramasan 13"

Snakes, wasps, Ammonites. What Measure Is a Non Cute? Here, it's your best friend! -- User:Shadow Stained Sky

My last Poké Ball. Throw it! Shake, shake, come on now... Oh no! It broke free! "-- User:RL Yoshi"

Friend says, "Get a life! Twenty years old- still playing Pokemon?" "FUCK YEA." "-- User:Razorrozar 7"

Way too many now. At first, just one fifty-one... Now six forty-nine?! "-- User:King Of Katamari"

Too much Pokemon Is just exaggerated Still better than COD "-- User:Junk Warrior 20999"