Predator/Funny

Predator

 * "CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
 * Everything in the helicopter insertion at the start.
 * "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?!"
 * " Knock Knock"
 * "Stick Around"

Predator 2
"Harrigan: It's all right! I'm a cop! Old woman: I don't think he gives a shit!"
 * When Harrigan is chasing the Predator.

"Harrigan: Okay, who's next?"
 * An awesome Badass Boast if I ever hear one.

Predators
""You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns to Cuchillo* C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got two fucking guns! *turns to Nikolai* C'mon Russian, you've got a big fucking gun!"
 * Stans is... pretty far from heroic, but he is the source of most of the funniest moments in the film.
 * After fighting off an attack by some Predator attack dog things:

""When I get back... I am gonna do so much fucking cocaine."
 * Later:

"Edwin: "Is that your girlfriend?" Stans: "No. My sister.""
 * Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans: