Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness/Funny

"Tigress: You thought I wouldn't find you? Monkey: You're not "sensitive" about your butt! Viper: Giant sponges aren't heavy! Crane: You've been acting strange all day! Mantis: ARE YOU DATING MY GIRLFRIEND?!?"
 * The theme tune has one when Po forgets the lyrics near the end.
 * The result of Po trying to keep everyone out of the kwoon in Sticky Situation.

"Temutai: Bring me the princess. Po: *While carrying the princess in his arm* Umm, here she is! *Shoves Tigress forward.* Tigress: What? Um, I mean yes! I am the princess. *Curtsies pathetically*
 * Tigress attempting to pose as princess Mei Li. Keep in mind that the princess is a 5-10 year old pig and Tigress is a 25-30 year old South China tiger.

Temutai: *Seeing through the ruse* Well, well, princess. Won't you perform the ceremonial Princess Dancing Song for me?

Tigress: Uh, ceremonial dancing song?

Temutai: Do the princess dancing song!

Tigress: *Looks back at Po then shrugs, then begins dancing like an idiot* ♪Princess... Dance Ceremonial... Cere-Ceremony dance... Princeeeessssss!♪

Temutai: Stop! Do you think I'm stupid?!

Po: A little."

"Shifu: Po, I gave you a broom and this happened!"
 * Shifu, reasoning why he wouldn't let Po fight Taotie, who has just made the training hall into a Humongous Mech.

"Tigress: My friends are the twins...Discipline..and Sacrifice. Po: Heh..I don't think they'll like me. Tigress: *dryly* That's okay, you'll never meet them. Po: OH-HOH! You made a funny! Tigress: *proud* That was funny, wasn't it? It has meaning on two levels: You can't meet them because they're an abstract idea and you WON'T because you're laz- Po: *unamused* Yeah..okay, now you're just wrecking it. Tigress: Right..."
 * The Don't Explain the Joke moment in "Chain Reaction":

"Po: I showed you how my butt looked like a heart! Song: Something I will always treasure!"
 * Once Good!Po recognizes his Synchronization with "Bad Po", he goes... rather overboard in exploiting it.
 * Ping trying to convince the Five to go help Po rescue Shifu.
 * Almost the entirety of "Master Ping". Notable moments are: Ping's telling of the "greatest noodle-maker in China", his turning the Five (and even Shifu, briefly) into his waiters, his laughable attempts to train the pig warriors, and his ineffectual fighting with Po while trying to explain to him his mistake in teaching a real kung fu move to the pigs.
 * Peng's imitation of Po, and it helps that it's actually pretty accurate.
 * The entirety of Po's Disguised in Drag bit from "Ladies of the Shade". Particularly when he is forced to dance, and when the foot of Crane, who is hidden under the back of his dress, is confused for Po's during the pedicure.
 * And when Song gets her head eaten while trying a Spaghetti Kiss.
 * Po's idea of wooing a lady by showing off his butt in the shape of a heart...and it working.

"Po: I, uh, have a little something for you... *hands Song the sketch of a heart with a cross through it* Song: I will always treasure it. Po: It's my butt. Song: I know. *kisses his cheek*"
 * Twice.

"Po: ... Is this awkward? Tao Tie: Not at all! I have loads of archenemies who bring me baked goods!"
 * When Po brings Bian Zao's last cake to Tao Tie.

"Shifu: How old did you think Tigress was? Po: Iunno, like forty-ish?"
 * In "Owl Be Back", Po's shocked to learn there were previous generations of the Furious Five, despite the group having protected the Valley for ages:

"Tigress: I don't trust them. Monkey: You don't trust anyone! Not even the mailman, and he's been coming here for thirty years. Tigress: Planning something for thirty years."
 * "Ladies of the Shade" has this exchange.

"Tigress, with utter seriousness: No, what is "relaxation"? Crane, gently taking her by the shoulders and leading her away: I'll explain on the way..."
 * In "Challenge Day", Shifu has decided to send the Five off to a spa for rest and relaxation. Tigress asks what that is, Shifu starts to explain, and then...


 * (Later, returning home)

"Tigress: Well, that was a complete waste of time. Mantis: It would have been a lot more fun if we could have stayed longer, instead of getting kicked out. Tigress: He came at me with a weapon, I was only defending myself. Crane: It's called a towel."

"Tigress: Romantic intanglements disturb one's chi. That's why I avoid them.
 * Po's incompetency when he and Shifu were trapped in stockades in 'Bad Po'. To elaborate, not only was the key in easy reaching distance.
 * The entirety of "My Favorite Yao", from Po calling Shifu on his messing up, to Shifu having to do things Po's way, to all of Yao's Sensory Overload experiences. The absolute crowning moments, though, would have to be Po catching Shifu playing with his action figures of himself and Yao and Shifu's fan dance, complete with coquettish flirting.
 * This exchange:

Monkey: Yeah, that's the reason.

(Tigress stops eating)"

"Mei Li: I never have any friends. Not real friends like you have. Like the cricket and that mean man with the stripes."
 * in "Hall of Lame", Po knocks over the army-soul-jar-thing from the fist movie, letting out all the spirits again and comments, "can't we find a higher shelf for that thing?"
 * The entirety of the "silent kung fu fight" in "Kung Fu Daycare".
 * The series running gag of Tigress being mistaken for a man.
 * "The Princess and the Po"

"Tigress: Hey there, you. Um...settling in ok? Bian Zao: Yes sir!"
 * "Big Bro Po" has this:

"Croc Bandit: We caught that tiger dude. Tigress: Tiger lady!"
 * "Father Crime"