Shanghai Noon

""Chon Wang? That's a terrible name for a cowboy!""

Shanghai Noon is a comedy Western film starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson. Chan plays a Chinese guardsman, Chon Wang, who travels to America to rescue a kidnapped Imperial princess, teaming up along the way with disreputable gunslinger Roy O'Bannon (played by Owen), a small time robber with delusions of grandeur. Together, the two forge through one misadventure after another. Directed by Tom Dey, it was written by Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The movie, set in Nevada and other parts of the west in the 19th century, is a juxtaposition of a western with a Jackie Chan kung fu action movie with extended martial arts sequences. It also has elements of comedy and the "Buddy Cop" film genre, as it involves two men of different personalities and ethnicities (a Chinese imperial guard and a Western outlaw) who team up to stop a crime.

In the sequel directed by David Dobkin, Shanghai Knights, they travel to Victorian London to foil a plot against the Queen. Also starring Singaporean actress Fann Wong as Chon Wang's sister, Chon Lin. In the 1880's, Chon Wang's father and keeper of the Imperial Seal has been murdered by Parliament and royal family member Rathbone, who steals the Imperial Seal, with Chon Wang's sister, Chon Lin, witnessing the murder. Chon Lin follows Rathbone to London to kill him, while sending Chon a letter telling him of the murder. Chon then travels to New York for Roy O'Bannon. Together they travel to England and meet up with Chon Lin to kill Rathbone and get the Imperial Seal back.

This film series provides examples of: "Sioux Shaman (to the chief): Hey, it could be worse. She could have married a white guy."
 * Accidental Marriage: Chon Wang ends up accidentally married (from his POV) to the Sioux chief's daughter (who knew exactly what she was doing). She follows him around for the rest of the movie, periodically saving his ass, only to end up trading him in for Roy at the end.

"Sheriff Van Cleef: What do you know...it's a Mexican standoff...only we ain't got no Mexicans."
 * Actor Allusion: Roy is off to fight a sissy lord.
 * "You could do your own stunts!"
 * All Animals Are Dogs: A horse who knew "sit" and probably a few other commands. Played for laughs, as it's a partial parody of the Improbably Well-Trained Horse common to a lot of Westerns.
 * Anachronism Stew: A major source of comedy.
 * The Artful Dodger: Charlie Chaplin
 * Authority Equals Asskicking:
 * From the same film,
 * Bald of Evil: Lo Fong. Shiny pates may be kinda pretty, but this guy's attitude more than makes up for the dome.
 * Big Bad Duumvirate: Both films.
 * Big Damn Heroes: Chon and Roy fail at this whenever the Rule of Funny calls for it, but succeed whenever the Rule of Drama is in play.
 * Bloodstained Glass Windows: Guns and swords in a church. And Roy dressed up as a monk...
 * Bolivian Army Ending: Subverted, . The shot is even matched.
 * Bookcase Passage: The fireplace subtype. It's a woman's breast.
 * British Royal Guards: In Knights, Roy, after failing to provoke a reaction from a guard, gives the guard a friendly pat on the shoulder, and receives a Groin Attack with the butt of the guard's rifle in return.
 * Buried Alive: At least from the neck down.
 * California Doubling
 * Catch and Return: Unexpected, because it's done by a random Indian warrior to Chon Wang, the Chinese martial artist.
 * Chinese Laborer: Prominently featured in Noon.
 * Click Hello: In Noon, first done by Roy to Long, then by the Marshal to everybody.
 * Clock Tower: Shanghai Knights
 * Crashing Dreams: From surrounded by lovely ladies, to playful biting, to waking up and getting half-eaten by vultures in the first movie.
 * And again in the second movie, the same character dreams of the girl he likes making out with him, then wakes up accompanied by a sheep.
 * Description Cut: In the beginning of Knights, Chon Wang insists that Roy has changed. Cue the next scene, which shows Roy being the same old Handsome Lech and surrounded by women.
 * Disney Villain Death: Happens in Shanghai Knights when  Subverted immediately after when.
 * Everythings Better With Princesses: Lucy Liu in the first movie.
 * Evil Brit: Lord Rathbone in Knights.
 * Fish Out of Water: Jackie Chan as a Chinese imperial guard in the Old West. Hilarity Ensues!
 * Fun With Foreign Languages: The two hilarious Native Americans in the first film.
 * Good Old Fisticuffs: "I don't know karate but I know kah-razy!" (with apologies to James Brown).
 * The Guards Must Be Crazy: Subverted -- "Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death."
 * Handsome Lech: Roy O'Bannon.
 * Hey, It's That Guy!: Singaporeans may recognize Lin from the second movie as actress Fann Wong.
 * There's also Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, and Lucy Liu. And Donnie Yen in the second movie.
 * And Bridget Jones' mom is Queen Victoria.
 * Littlefinger is apparently 10th in line to the British throne.
 * There isn't a cowboy named Shane in "Noon", but there is Shane as a cowboy.
 * Chon's deputy in Knights is voice actor Matt Hill.
 * Roy nearly gets killed by Jack Bauer's boss.
 * In the UK, Jason Connery gets a much higher billing.
 * The young Charlie Chaplin is really kickass.
 * Hilarious Outtakes: As the credits roll, just like in Rush Hour (but actually a Call Back to Jackie Chan's Hongkong movies, with outtakes of a more painful variety)
 * Historical in Joke: WAY too many to list here. We start with Charlie Chaplin tagging with the heroes, who get him into the film business.
 * Historical Person Punchline: That kid who's been hanging around all movie? His name's Charlie Chaplin.
 * And the bumbling Inspector who always wished to be a author?.
 * Horsing Around: The palomino ridden by Chon Wang has a mind of its own and rarely responds to his wishes unless it wants to.
 * I Have No Son: At the start of the second movie, Chon's father has disowned him for abandoning the family for America. Chon does not take this very well when Lin informs him of this, especially since  However,
 * If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Her: In the second movie, while, after initially objecting to the idea of a relationship between his sister Lin and Roy, Chon accepts it, but adds, "Break her heart, I break your legs," to which Roy replies, "That's fair."
 * Improvised Weapon: Chon Wang employs them in every fight scene.
 * Indian Maiden
 * Indy Ploy: Parodied, where Roy - at this point a train robber - comes up with an elaborate and well-timed plan to stop the train and get the money seamlessly. His men - who aren't the brightest of the bunch - stare blankly and Roy reluctantly agrees to "wing it."
 * Inscrutable Oriental: This trope comes to mind during the jail scene in Noon, in which Roy keeps trying to get Chon to relax.
 * In the Past Everyone Will Be Famous: In the second movie, the main characters create the personas of Sherlock Holmes and Watson, freely give the idea to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and take on a young Charlie Chaplin as a sidekick. Oh, and Roy O'Bannon's real name is
 * Rule of Funny applies in spades: Doyle is inaccurately depicted as a policeman, and the film is set two years before Chaplin was even born.
 * Ironic Echo: In the first film: "This is the West, not the East. And the sun may rise there, but here is where it sets."
 * It Will Never Catch On: O'Bannon dismisses Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's detective stories as ridiculous and is glad he invested his money in zeppelins instead of that new-fangled "automobile".
 * Jackie Chan Is About To Give You The Best High Five Ever!: While Owen Wilson shoots at something in the distance.
 * Jackie Chan Is About To Kick You In The Shoulder!: While Owen Wilson jumps up and down.
 * Line of Sight Name: In Shanghai Knights, Roy comes up with the pseudonym "Sherlock Holmes" in this manner. No, not from seeing anything written by Arthur Conan Doyle: In fact, he's the one who inspires Sir Arthur to use that name.
 * Lovable Rogue: Roy.
 * Mexican Standoff: Lampshaded. The corrupt sheriff comes in during the ransom money trade-off and pulls out dual pistols, which equates to a lot of weapons drawn and a lot of targets.

"Bad Guy:"
 * Monumental Battle:  in the second film.
 * Mugging the Monster: Jack the Ripper tried to attack Lin after she just left their inn in a bad mood. End result is, at least we know why the killings suddenly stopped.
 * My Life Flashed Before My Eyes: "My life is flashing before my eyes! Wait! I don't remember her."
 * My Sister Is Off Limits: Chon Wang acts like this when Lin and Roy starts getting along.
 * Noodle Implements: "She picked the lock using a deck of rather risque playing cards, then she scaled the walls using a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. You've got to hand it to the Chinese; they're really quite ingenious, aren't they?"
 * Oh Crap: Wu Chow has this expression right before . Rathbone also gets an ...off putting look on his face when Chon cuts the support ropes.
 * One Bullet Left: This first movie has this in probable homage to A Fistful of Dollars. Roy O'Bannon has one bullet left in his gun, and says as much to his nemesis. Out of a "sense of fair play", the bad guy mimes emptying his still fully-loaded revolvers, leading to a final shootout with Roy's one bullet vs. the bad guy's 12.

"Van Cleef: How the hell did that happen?"
 * Parasol of Pain: Chon also had a memorable umbrella fight in Shanghai Knights, complete with a homage to Singin in The Rain.
 * Directly in front of Charlie Chaplin. Can you read the subtext?
 * Pocket Protector:
 * Portrait Painting Peephole: Chon thinks that he sees the eyes in a painting move, while Roy, engrossed in a book about the Kama Sutra, dismisses him - until he sees it for himself and freaks out. It turns out that Chon's sister had been hiding "inside" the painting.
 * Pun Based Title: Based on the classic Western High Noon.
 * Sequel Goes Foreign: Shanghai Knights shifts the setting to London.
 * Shut Up Kiss: At the end of the first movie, Chon's utterly silent Indian wife (from an Accidental Marriage) performs this on a babbling Roy, then delivers her only English line in the film: "Shut up, Roy; you talk too much."
 * Stealth Hi Bye: Wu Chow's favorite way of showing up, which does not amuse Rathbone one bit.
 * Stock Yuck
 * Sword Fight: At the climax of Shanghai Knights.
 * Taking You With Me: At the climax of Shanghai Knights,
 * This Cannot Be: The sheriff is a little more than taken aback when
 * Taking You With Me: At the climax of Shanghai Knights,
 * This Cannot Be: The sheriff is a little more than taken aback when

"Chon: Chon Wang, movie star? It could work."
 * Traumatic Haircut: The first movie has Chon lose his long pony tail when Chon and Roy are captured by the princess's kidnapper, Lo Fong; he cuts Chon's hair off, knowing exactly what this means for him if he should try to return. (See the Real Life example on that page for the significance of this act.)
 * The Trope Kid: Chon is listed on a wanted poster as "The Shanghai Kid." His partner notes, "That's a really cool nickname, too." Jackie's character immediately complains that he's not really from Shanghai.
 * Tuckerization: In Shanghai Noon, Jackie Chan's character is named Chon Wang (John Wayne), and in the sequel, Shanghai Knights, Owen Wilson's character uses the name Sherlock Holmes as an alias. A nearby Arthur Conan Doyle hears the name, and likes it. While Owen Wilson's character goes by Roy O'Bannon, he reveals at the end of the first movie that he changed it from Wyatt Earp. Finally, the kid sidekick in the second film is none other than Charlie Chaplin.
 * Unexpected Successor: The second movie had an noble who was way, way far down the line of succession hatch a conspiracy to kill everybody ahead of him so he could ascend to the throne.
 * Unwilling Suspension: Shanghai Knights
 * Where Do You Think You Are: "This isn't the East, this is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets."
 * Who Would Want to Watch Us: Happened in Shanghai Knights, where Roy tries to sell Jackie Chan's character, a Chinese cowboy named Chon Wang (say it out loud and see who it sounds like) on the idea of the then-new "moving pictures", even going so far as to suggest "You could do your own stunts." In a slight subversion, Chon nods and replies: