Robin Hood (2010 film)/Funny

While this film's Robin Hood isn't exactly the jolly bandit of yore, the film is not totally without humour: "Robin: This is my wife, Lady Marion Loxley. Will Scarlet: Well played, Robin! A little rash, but...well played!"
 * Robin introduces Marion to the Merry Men:

"Mook: How far to York? Mook 2: Eighteen miles."
 * Robin has just commandeered a caravan, tied up the guards in one big bunch and sent them walking on their way:

"Robin: What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?"
 * Made even funnier by the riddle Robin had told the guards he would let them pass if they answered:

"King John: This is my first time! I shall lead! ... That's a lot of French."
 * At the final battle:

"John: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE!"
 * All of Little John's dialogue during the dance.

"Robin: A good knight. Marion: Yes, it was short but sweet. Robin: No, I meant he was a good knight..."
 * Marion has just told Robin about her first week of marriage with her husband.

"(Woodenly) Would you come to bed, dearest husband?"
 * Marion asking Robin to come to bed "nicely" (paraphrased):


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