Frollo Freak

Frollo Freak, also known as CrazedWriter, is a Fanfic writer focused primarily on Hunchback of Notre Dame, the Disney version.

She writes about a Mary Sue named Danisha Woods, a time-traveling teacher who is Frollo's One True Love. She is introduced in Back to the Frollo. However, Frollo is still allowed to have somewhere in the vicinity of 20 other women as mistresses. Danisha and her future friends have zany adventures in the past while Frollo can come forward in time to hang out in the future (circa 1997).

The thing about Frollo Freak is that it is clear when you visit her website that she can't distinguish herself from her character. She writes an entire series about her/Danisha's affair with Frollo, who goes from a racist murderer who raises Quasimodo as penance to a man who is fair and is a good if stern parent to the bell ringer. That other characterization? Was a ruse created by the gypsies.


 * Affectionate Nickname: Danisha calls Frollo "sugarbritches" a lot. In Didn't It Blow Your Mind, Claude Frollo?, a sequel to Back to the Frollo, her Gary Stu Iggy calls Phoebus "Jethro." A lot of people tend to call Danisha a "Nubian princess."
 * Berserk Button: Besides Danisha's reaction to being mistaken for a gypsy, she also doesn't react well when anyone threatens her beloved Frollo
 * Big Beautiful Woman: Danisha. She is described as "curvy" and "voluptuous" yet is considered beautiful by people other than Frollo. He may be considered a Chubby Chaser.
 * Cold-Blooded Torture: In The Disney Seven, Frollo has a torture chamber set up.
 * Did Not Do the Research: Many, many examples from across her Hunchback of Notre Dame fanfics. Aside from the examples in Back to the Frollo, her other stories include one that surrounds a box that belonged to a Byzantine Empress. The history she explains of the box is full of holes, where it is explained that within 200 years, the box only had 3 owners. Given life-expectancy back then, there had to be more. Frollo Freak's descriptions also sound more like life in 19th century France rather than the 15th century.
 * Food Porn: Danisha loves to cook. Also, her family tends to offer her food as incentives to return to the future.
 * Graceful Ladies Like Purple: Danisha. If she's wearing anything, it will nearly always be purple.
 * It's All About Me: see Supporting Harem for details.
 * A Little Something We Call "Rock and Roll": Iggy and Danisha lead a tavern of French people in 20th century American hits, including songs by the Jackson Five. Later in Didn't It Blow Your Mind, Claude Frollo?, Danisha performs for the King of France on a piano (which wasn't invented yet) and chooses a slew of Ragtime and Jazz songs to perform. He loves them.
 * The Reveal: In The Disney Seven, the seventh hero needs to be found. The other heros muck about while waiting . Frollo Freak starts teasing who the hero might be before having the Big Reveal in the end.
 * Sassy Black Woman: Danisha. Oh boy, Danisha.
 * Supporting Harem: There are women who call themselves Frollo's Secret Mistresses. And there are 21 of them. But of them, Danisha is the only one Frollo truly loves. The others are just "distractions." Keep in mind that these other mistresses were characters created by the other Frollolusters Frollo Freak hung out with online. From what others have said, Frollo Freak made these writers acknowledge Danisha was his true love in their own stories.
 * We All Live in America/Creator Provincialism: Danisha goes back in time to medieval France. Does she spend time trying the native foods? Listening to the traditional and contemporary music? Learning the history and local stories? Of course not! She--and her companions--spread American culture throughout 15th century Paris. They teach the kids how to play baseball, kickball and other games you will find on American playgrounds. And American history--or rather, American future--as well as American literature. Danisha--and clearly Frollo Freak--is from Indiana, so she puts emphasis on foods like fried chicken, mashed potatoes, pecan pie, ice cream, lemonade, etc. They turn medieval Paris into a small Midwestern town. When they go to the future, Danisha takes Frollo around places Frollo Freak must frequent. It also happens in The Disney Seven where Walroy is described as being in the Midwest.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: One of Frollo Freak's stories involves some of the Disney villains taking over a town and Disney heroes coming to the rescue. These heroes include Simba from The Lion King, Belle from Beauty and The Beast, Ariel from The Little Mermaid and more odd choices. The result doesn't live up to the expectations
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?: In The Disney Seven, Frollo takes over a town and does the awful, awful thing of changing the annual Founder's Day picnic into a (gasp) luncheon! He also cancels the annual basketball game between the high school team and a team comprised of Disney characters. Everyone gets all upset over this, despite the fact that Cruella de Vil is making their children work in her sweatshop.