Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue/Quotes

"Violets are red, Roses are blue, Horticulture is fun! Botany, too."

"Violets are blue Roses are red You're going to die Off With Your Head"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa mou shindeiru"

"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van."

"Roses are red My feet are green It's Valentine's Day So let's get obscene."

"Roses are red, Violets are violet, Blah blah blah, Let's shag."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Cake Is a Lie, And now so are you."

"Roses are green, Violets are yellow. This doesn't rhyme, And I'm color-blind."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Me no own So you no sue."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. This show's about panties."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue Here, have a troll face. NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU!"

"Roses are red Violets are blue I have V.D. Now you have it too."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head."

"Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia, Game loses you"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Sexual hormones Are why I love you"

"Roses are red Daffodils are yellow I'd rather have rabies Than be your fellow"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Assuming Control This Hurts You."

"Roses are red Carbon is black I am impressed With your giant rack."

"Roses are red Corpses are blue When this poem rhymes, You'll be one as well."

"Roses are green Unicorns are pencil This poem makes no sense Toaster."

"Roses are red, and violets are blue Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom Withstanding all, all the time shining true Violets are blue, roses are red And one day all that we know will be dead So let's plant the seed and let love be true Till the day roses wither and I'll be without you"

"Roses are red, and violets are blue Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true Let's just be happy, no one wants to be blue 'Cause roses are red and violets are blue"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. At least, that's what they tell me, Because I am blind."

- Gary Larson

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Wagana wa Hakumen. OSHITEMAIRU!"

"Plumbers are red, Hedgehogs are blue. Press "Start" to join And be my player 2"

"Roses are red Violets are Blue 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"

"Roses are red Violets are Blue Chicken shit stinks And so do you"

"Roses are red Dead ones are black Why is your chest As flat as your back?"

"Violets are blue Roses are red I hate you I wish you were dead."

"Roses are (sometimes) red, Violets are (sometimes) blue, I've got Aspergers, Have you got it too?"

"Roses are Red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia, Poem writes YOU!"

"Roses are Red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme And neither does this one"

"Roses are gay Violets are gayer Fuck this poem Let's listen to Slayer"

"Fezzes are red The TARDIS is blue Bow Ties Are Cool And so are you"

"Roses are red Blueberries are purple This doesn't rhyme anymore Potato"

- Overheard god voice, Godville