Scream (1996 film)/Quotes

"Randy: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [Crowd boos at him] Randy: Big no-no! Big no-no! Sex equals death, okay? Number two. You can never drink or do drugs. [Crowd boos again, and raises their beer bottles] Randy: No, listen! It's a sin! It's an extension of number one. And number three. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back! Randy: You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."

- Randy's rules for surviving a horror movie.

"Ghostface: Do you like scary movies? Sidney: What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."

- Now guess what Sidney does when confronted by the killer?