Hiimdaisy/Funny

Hiimdaisy has been generating so many funny moments and the tropers are listing it! Snake, get in there!

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''Okay! Time to write Hiimdaisy's funny moments! Here I gooooo!!''

Let's Destroy Metal Gear!
"Deepthroat: You're in a mine field. Use a mine detector.
 * Snake and the Mine Detector:

Snake: But I don't--

Deepthroat: GET ONE.

Snake: Okay, I got a mine detector! Here I goooooo!! *steps on a mine*

-BOOM!-

Mine Detector: Mine detected

Deepthroat: You know, you can just collect mines by crawling at them so you don't really need that. Oh yeah, there's a tank up ahead. Okay, bye."

"Liquid: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do something BRITISH."
 * Any time the word "BRRROOOOOOOOTTTHHHHEEEEERRRRRR" is spoken. Especially in the fan dub.
 * And this one too:

"Otacon: Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
 * "Hold up... Crash Bandicoot? Seriously? You played that??" *BANG!* "OW WAIT I'M NOT FINISHED!"
 * "Hello. I am a trained soldier who cannot tell the difference between blood and ketchup." *WHACK* "Oh, so it was ketchup..."
 * Snake telling Otacon off:

Snake: Not for you, dude."

"Wolf: Snake, we've got to fight like sniper warriors!
 * SEE, I HELPED, DID YOU SEE THAT
 * Snake vs Sniper Wolf, Round 2:
 * Snake vs Sniper Wolf, Round 2:

Snake: Actually I'm just gonna hide here and use a remote-controlled missile while I sit in a place where you can't even hit me.

Wolf: WHAT!? *BOOM!*"

Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again!
"Snake: Freeze! Hands over the head now!
 * Snake vs. Olga in the Tanker...

Olga: *shows off armpit hairs*

Snake: Whoa, okay, nevermind."

"Where's your bad Russian accent? Everyone here is supposed to have a bad Russian accent! WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?"
 * What? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. It sounded like "Please shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear." Can do.
 * Yaaay~ Let's paint our nails and talk about boys~
 * "I am prepared to grab your crotch. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (...) "YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"
 * Raiden's reaction to Vamp's water running abilities.
 * Oh, how about before that? Solidus summons Vamp like a Pokémon. Complete with Pokeball. "Vamp, Go!"
 * BOYS. Sometimes a girl just neeeeds one. BOYS. To love her and to hoooold......
 * Also from Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden:
 * The adaptation by Broad Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:

"Raiden: Man, I hope this thing isn't too hard to find.
 * Also from Broad Spectrum, their portrayal of Stillman. Particularly the music that plays in the background when he talks.
 * Also from Broad Spectrum, when  they use a squeaky sound for the knife.
 * "Snake's here." "GOOD, NOW WE CAN TALK FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES."
 * "BRRROTHERS! OKAY LATER"

Bomb: hello i am a bomb"

"Solidus: So we meet again, Jack the Ripper.
 * Oh, and this part:

Raiden: *looks down* WHY AM I NAKED

Solidus: I raised you as a child soldier, Jack. I totally forgot until now. It's hard to remember faces when you traumatize as many kids as I do. CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES!

Ocelot: Dude, you look like Big Boss.

Solidus: *shoves tentacle in Raiden's mouth* I KNOW, IT'S AWESOME!"

"Raiden: Rose! You do exist?
 * And the ending:

Rose: Maybe!

Raiden: What? What does that even mean? What about the thing with the Patriots? Did any of this actually happen? Was I just hallucinating? Wait, why are we zooming out? Is this the end? Why isn't anyone answering my questions? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Let's Destroy The Shagohod!
"Snake: BOSS WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
 * The basics of CQC: Knife + Gun = KNIFEGUN.
 * Snake freaking out to Boss:

Boss: Jack.

Snake: BOSS I'M SO LONELY"

"Volgin: Who wants to watch me punch the crap out of Granin?? I DOOOOO!! Electric Bullet Punch!
 * "SELF-ESTEEM TEAM!"
 * "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
 * "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
 * 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
 * Volgin may be a Complete Monster in the original, but here, he's a walking tank of funny.

Ocelot: Err... Colonel, I don't approve of your methods!

Volgin: *Death Glare*

Ocelot: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!

(later)

The Boss: The Fear and The End have fallen.

Volgin: Why does your unit suck so much?

The Boss: *Death Glare*

Volgin: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!"

"The End: You stand around in the open?
 * The best part about that is that while Volgin's (and other people's) Death Glare is compounded by a Gross Up Close-Up, the Boss's is just her regular cartoon face, but just angry.
 * A very accurate retelling of The End's boss fight:

Snake: ????

The End: I shoot you in the face!

Snake: *BAM* AAAAAAAAA

The End: You try to hide?

Snake: I'ma tree I'ma tree I'ma tree...

The End: I shoot you in the face!

Snake: *BAM* HOW

The End: You touch my parrot?

Snake: *Hiding away from the parrot* ?

The End: Right in the face!

Snake: *BAM* WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN

The End: And if I'm feeling a bit down... *Low HP* ... I say a prayer to the forest... *Recovers HP* ... And THEN I shoot you in the face!

Snake: *BAM* WHYYYYYYY"

"Eva: Hey, what kind of relationship do you have, anyway?
 * HEY, DID YOU SEE THE MUMMY IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
 * Eva and Snake somehow end up talking about love.

Snake: She's like my mother... And my master.

Eva: Like a lover?

Snake: I just said she's like my mother.

Eva: :D SNAAAKE AND THE BOOOSS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-

Snake: *BITCHSLAP*"

"Volgin: Major, I was waiting for you in my room! It's chocolate sundae night!
 * Volgin's crotch grab...

Sokolov: *hurk*

Volgin: And gosh, I'm right on schedule! *grabs Snake's crotch, HONK HONK*

Hideo Kojima: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!"

"Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen Dracula?
 * After Snake gets one eye gutted out...

Snake: NO!

Paramedic: Well, I guess you can only see Half of it now!

Sigint: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH"


 * From Little Kuriboh and White Ash 002's dub: SNAKE EATERRRRRR
 * Mitigated somewhat by the fact that most of the dubs do that.
 * The Shagohod is mostly blurred when we see it, but when we finally do see it,
 * The Sorrow's Talking With Signs.

The Big Long Persona 4 Comic
"Protagonist: "..."
 * "Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about."

???: "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"

Protagonist: (does so) (CHOMP) (O_O)"

"Rise: OMG! I'm SOOO totally FAT! <3
 * PSSSHHAAAAWWW.
 * You became friends with Yosuke.
 * TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOOON
 * OH, MOTHER FUCKER *thud*
 * So I heard somebody wanted to talk about murders!
 * No need to be so formal! I've seen you NAKED
 * Starting today, you will be moving in with your uncle and cousin in Inaba, where you'll be living for the next year! But first, would you like to see a totally unrelated 15 years old girl in a bikini? (both choices are YES)...

Narrator: Awwwwww yeah... Wait, what? Oh."

- The Fan Dub make this even funnier.

" Dub Narrator: Hey, you want to hang out at the train station? Whoops, the train station sucks."
 * The StrawberryCreme26 Fan Dub turned Chie's demand for steak into one. "STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK...."
 * Yosuke expresses his surprise in the most eloquent way possible. "I have to PEE!!"
 * YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD! I'M GONNA PEE RIGHT HERE!! (Beat.) OKAY NEVERMIND
 * And no one ate dinner that night.

"Shadow Kanji: I'm Kanji Tatsumi and I enjoy naked men. (Oh yeah~)
 * "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
 * Shadow selves!

Yosuke: DDDD: !!!"

"Dojima: Two bodies hanging from a telephone pole...and we don't even know if this is a homicide case yet.
 * The strength of heart to face one's self has blah blah blah
 * HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO. PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA, PERSONA. SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS, SOCIAL LINKS!
 * Dojima solving the murder mystery.

Adachi: Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a--

Dojima: Shut up Adachi. We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with a mo's got a perf al.

Adachi: Sir, what are you even--

Dojima: SHUT UP, ADACHI.

Adachi: Um, so what do we know about the case so far?

Dojima: The perp, is probably in Inaba.

Ace ☆ DETECTIVE

Dojima: Case closed. Let's get drunk."

"Yosuke: "Has anything strange happened to you lately?"
 * "You sayin' I like dudes?" (And then there was a wacky chase scene.) "NO COME BACK I LOVE GIRLS."

Kanji: "Strange? You sayin' I like dudes?! TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN RAAAAAAA!!"

Narrator: "You know what, let's just stick to the Midnight Channel.""

"Woman 1: Dude they already took it down.
 * The first murder in the first Persona 4 comic is pretty normal...until you hear how the fan dub voices a kid.

Woman 2: Aw maaan I love dead bodies!

Kid: (In a DEEP man's voice) Mom I'm hungry!"

"Yosuke: I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords-
 * Made even funnier when you learn that this deep man voice... was done by a girl - Chie's voice actress, to be precise.
 * "HEY, EVERYBODY! I LOVE SWORDS!" *cut to Yosuke and MC in detention, writing on a chalkboard*

Main Character: I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-"

""HEY DAD, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?"

"HALL CLOSET"

"OKAY, COOL""

"Shadow Yosuke: Whatever, man. She wasn't even that hot.
 * The exchange between Yosuke and his Shadow self is absolutely hilarious.

Teddie: Two Yosukes!?

Shadow Yosuke: More like one Yosuke and one awesome Yosuke. Living in the country is pretty boring.

Yosuke: NO YOU'RE NOT ME I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!!!

(Yosuke passes out when Shadow Yosuke transforms)

Yosuke: Naptiiime!

Shadow Yosuke: Sounds like someone just ordered a stupid-looking boss!

(Boss fight, Teddie says Yosuke has to accept shadow self)

Yosuke: Okay fine I guess I do kind of hate everything."

"Cop on phone: Dojima-san, sir, they're selling those cute little ice cream things you like for half-off at Junes.
 * Anything that has to do with Dojima's trade:

Dojima: I'M ON THE CASE *hangs up* Daddy's got some *licking lips* criminals to apprehend."

"Dojima: All this work is such a pain. It's like people expect the police to solve crimes or something."

"Dojima: *on phone with the Protagonist* Hey, uh, you know how I said we were taking a trip for Golden Week? Uh... J-Just kidding! *shown hanging out with Adachi in a club* It's, uh... official police business. Can't talk about it."

"Yukiko has acquired the Persona Ammuh... Ammuh... bu... bu--Fuck It."
 * And then Kanji got a Persona! (Yay!) ...Too bad you'll never use him in battle. (Aww...)
 * While pretty normal in the normal comic, the dub version adds up this gem when Yukiko got her Persona:

"Shadow Teddie: Chie, do you know any other words that begin with F?
 * It's time for Shadow Teddie's Existiential Kids Korner! The word of the day is 'Futile'. As in 'Your futile existence has no meaning'.

Chie: Fsteak?

Shadow Teddie: Excellent."

"Yukiko: "Hey, Kanji's gone missing! What do you think?"
 * EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
 * Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.

Main Character:

"I dunno"

"He's in the TV"

Narrator: "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough Common Sense.""

"Student: Your mom's in the hospital!

Yumi: AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!

Narrator: ...And then going to drama got really awkward."

"News anchor: "Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!"

Nanako: "YAAAAYYYY!!"

Kanji, on screen: "GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT""

"Yosuke: Dude this steak is awesome. *Rank up!!!*"
 * When the Protagonist is watching the Midnight Channel and getting a clearer image of Kanji, Kanji's shirt reads "Get Bent". The kicker in the fandub? It's flashing.
 * Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunk.
 * "You watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako's science project."
 * "EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" This line from the first episode of the fan dub had me crying with laughter.
 * "Someone got killed. Now go home."
 * The last two pages of the webcomic are great too.
 * Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
 * Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.

"I looooooove them balls.
 * Two words: "Dominatrix Bananahead~"
 * Kou Ichijou and his balls.

I can't stop, man! These balls are on fire! AAAAAAAA!!"

"S-S-Social Link... Go?"
 * Social Linking with Dojima.

"Yosuke: Everybody get naked!
 * The Swim Suit Scene at the Camping Trip

Yukiko: No.

Yosuke: What? B-but you're girls! You can't cook, you won't get naked.... What are you even good for?!


 * Beat*

Yukiko: Well he has a point.

Chie: Yeah."

"Nanako: Noooo Fighting!
 * When Dojima is telling off the Main Character for getting involved in the case.

Dojima: *facepalm*"

"Everyone's the killer, and Imma Suuuuuper Mario!"
 * The Strawberry Creme dubbing returns with the last, unfinished part, which ends with Dojima giving a hilarious rant to Nanako about his job, while roaring drunk.

Others
" : YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh."
 * During Lets Destroy the FOX Unit!....

"Frightbot:
 * The entire "Someday" sequence.
 * The Frightbot told a story so scary you want to cover your ears.

Lucas: D8"

"Ryoji : *whilst waving his wavy hands* Oooooh, Hamaon! Pretty scary huh?!
 * IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY
 * MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GAME END!!!!
 * " HUBJECTHHHONNN"
 * "Ryojiventures":
 * "Soooo, I'm gonna sit here and stare at you until you decide to kill me."
 * How do you eat a hamburger? I'm so rich. Ice Break.
 * When Ryoji tries to change the protagonist's decision by.

Protagonist: *Angry groan/holds his hands in the 'No Fighting' pose and decides *

Ryoji: *makes a sickeningly upset face*"

"Von Karma: Hello, Edgeworth. Your father *pfff* has come back to life *pfff* and he is waiting *pfff* in the foyer!
 * Ace Attorney:

Edgeworth: Sir, I'm 19. That's not going to work anymore.

(Beat)

Von Karma: HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU! *slam*

Edgeworth: *sob*"