Hell Hotel/Quotes

"Relax, said the nightman We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave"

- The Eagles, "Hotel California"

""Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? ""

- Mike, 1408

""You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!""

- Marik on the Oceanside Hotel