The Borribles/Characters

Below you'll find a list of most of the primary characters from the Borribles Trilogy.

Standard Borribles tropes

In order to minimize repetition, note that the following tropes apply to all Borribles:
 * The Ageless
 * The Artful Dodger
 * Asexuality
 * Brats with Slingshots: The classic forked-stick-and-rubber-band slingshot (called a "catapult" in British parlance) is the traditional weapon of all Borribles, and they eagerly embrace its high-tech descendent the wrist rocket.  Borribles are deadshots will catapults; they can -- and do -- kill both Rumbles and adult humans with well-placed shots.
 * Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good: In general.  There are exceptions.
 * Deadpan Snarker: While not a universal constant among Borribles, their humor on a whole tends to lean this way.
 * Immortality Begins At Ten
 * Living Forever Is Awesome
 * Pointed Ears: The pointier they are, the cleverer the Borrible is.
 * Street Smart
 * Street Urchin

The Magnificent Eight, The Adventurers
The team of (formerly nameless) Borribles selected and trained to storm the Rumble High Command's bunker under Wimbledon Commons and assassinate the Rumble leaders. The Adventurers each have a Meaningful Name -- that of their target, which they were given provisionally, and which they had to earn by killing that target.

Chalotte
Of the Whitechapel Wallopers

the tough and brave girl Borrible;


 * Action Girl
 * Hair of Gold
 * Improbable Aiming Skills: With a slingshot, of course.

Bingo
from Battersea, always cheerful;

Napoleon Boot
A Wendle from Wandsworth, "Nap" is deeply suspicious of all non-Wendles, at least at first. He is also a cynic, and the first among the Adventurers to point out negative consequences of any plan or action. His skin has a very faint greenish hue, courtesy of the mud of the River Wandle which makes up the "floor" of a great deal of the Wendle tunnels.


 * The Cynic
 * The Mole: Knocker immediately suspects Nap of being a potential saboteur of the mission because he is a Wendle; opinions are mixed among the other Adventurers at first.
 * A Worldwide Punomenon: The Rumble for which Nap is named is a parody of the Womble named "Wellington".  For wiki readers not from the U.K., Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, fought Napoleon at Waterloo; "Wellington" is also the term for a particular variety of boot popularized by him.

Orococco
the jovial, black Borrible. From Tooting.


 * Afro Asskicker: Has a big bushy afro that does not in any way impede him in combat.
 * Improbable Aiming Skills: With a slingshot, of course.
 * Token Black

Stonks
strong and kind-hearted; from Peckham


 * The Big Guy
 * Good Old Fisticuffs
 * The Quiet One
 * World's Strongest Borrible: Possibly.  He's the strongest Borrible anyone in the books has ever encountered, including Spiff and Flinthead, who've been around since at least the Victorian era.

Sydney
Sydney is the second female in the Adventurers and a confirmed animal-lover. The most sensitive of the eight, she is the one who initially adopts Sam the Horse and insists on rescuing him from the police in the second books, calling him "a kind of Horse-Borrible". Unlike most of the other Borribles we see, her speech contains lingering traces of an unspecific upper-class dialect, suggesting that she Borribled after running away from a well-off family.

From Neasden.


 * Action Girl
 * Friend to All Living Things
 * The Heart

Torreycanyon
light-hearted with a knack for mechanics; from Hoxton


 * MacGyvering: Torreycanyon is on the very realistic end of this trope -- he can bodge together a working juryrig for mechanical and electrical devices, but don't ask him to build a hang glider with duct tape, plastic bags, and a couple brooms.

Vulgarian
A Stomper from Stepney, "Vulge" is described as frail-looking, but also "tough as nails";


 * Made of Iron

Knocker
A Borrible from Battersea, it's his discovery of the Rumbles expanding out of their bunker under Wimbledon Commons and into Battersea that sets the entire trilogy in motion. He is disappointed that he won't be on the Hunt with the Adventurers -- until Spiff gives him a secret mission: to accompany the Adventurers to Rumbledom, where he is to locate and bring back the Rumbles' well-stocked cashbox.


 * Glory Hound
 * Jumped At the Call: Given the opportunity to earn a second name by taking on a dodgy secret mission for Spiff during the Great Rumble Hunt, Knocker barely finished saying "yes!" before running out the door.
 * Selfish Good, Selfish Evil: Knocker is a complex case, but when we first meet him he seems to hover in the zone between Selfish Good and Lawful Selfish (vis-a-vis Borrible "law").  The most important thing in his life is earning another name -- and he will do anything for it.

Adolf Wolfgang Amadeus
A German Borrible (native of Hamburg) who heard about the formation of the Great Rumble Hunt and wanted to join in on the glory and earn himself a fourth name. He stowed away on a ship to get to England, and intercepted the Adventurers on the road shortly after they began their mission.


 * All Germans Are Nazis: Thoroughly averted; German Borribles are just as cheerfully anarchic as British Borribles, and Adolf even more so.
 * Badass: Already has three names when he joins the adventurers, marking him as extraordinary even for a Borrible.  And he earns a fourth during the Great Rumble Hunt.
 * Blue Eyes: About the only thing we know of Adolf's appearance, but it does suggest he might have had the standard "Aryan" looks.
 * Glory Hound
 * Gratuitous German
 * Safecracking: Adolf's speciality.
 * Shout-Outs: His second and third names are clear references to Mozart.  The name he earns on the Hunt is taken from.

Spiff
Arguably the ruler of Borrible Battersea insofar as Borribles can have a ruler, although no one would ever think of him that way. He was originally a Wendle, but left Wandsworth so long ago that only one living Borrible remembers that. Along with his brother, Flinthead, he Borribled "in the time of the old Queen". (Whether that means Elizabeth I or Victoria is unclear; the derivation of his name suggests Victoria, though.)


 * The Chessmaster
 * Cynical Mentor
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: "Spiff the Spifflicator" ("to spifflicate" is Victorian slang meaning "to crush, destroy or kill").  However, we don't learn all of Spiff's name until late in the second book --.
 * Older and Wiser: Than just about any other Borrible.
 * Older Than They Look: Even for a Borrible.  See Really Seven Hundred Years Old, below.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: He and Flinthead are possibly -- probably -- the oldest living Borribles in London at the start of the trilogy.
 * Retired Badass: What Spiff seems to be when we initially encounter him in the first book.  For someone who doesn't look older than 12, he comes across rather grandfatherly, at least at first. He no longer adventures, limiting his activities to being The Guy With The Answers for younger Borribles and keeping a hand in with the very little politicking that occurs between the Borrible tribes of London.  The truth, though, is.

Flinthead
Spiff's younger brother. Ruler of the Wendles. A scowling thug who sits on his throne deep in the tunnels under Wandsworth and commands a literal army of Borribles apparently modeled after the Roman Legions.


 * Evil Overlord: The absolute dictator over the Wendles of Wandsworth and the closest thing to a king a Borrible tribe has ever seen.
 * Older Than They Look: Even for a Borrible.  See Really Seven Hundred Years Old, below.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: He and Spiff are possibly the oldest living Borribles in London at the start of the trilogy.

Inspector Sussworth
The man placed in charge of all anti-Borrible operations in London, this "tiny, Hitleresque figure" (he has a little toothbrush mustache, even) has an all-consuming hatred for the Borribles -- and, in fact, any kind of individualism or anti-authoritarianism, no matter how minor: it's all dangerous subversive behavior as far as he's concerned. "Sussworth's Victory Song" from The Borribles Go For Broke makes it clear that he believes that mass conformity and complete, utter subservience to the government is the only way a society should be -- and that anyone who thinks otherwise is a parasite and a threat and should be killed. In his eyes, and the eyes of his fanatical followers in the SBG, the only good Borrible is either clipped or dead.


 * Inspector Javert
 * Lawful Evil
 * Meaningful Name: "Sussworth" refers the the British "sus" laws.
 * Neat Freak
 * Political Stereotype: United Kingdom ultra-conservative, neo-Fascist variety.  In this case used as a vicious satire (there's that phrase again!) of the type.
 * Terrified of Germs

Sergeant Hanks
Sussworth's large, slob second-in-command. Fanatically loyal to Sussworth, like all the SBG, even though some of the intricacies of Sussworth's political views are clearly beyond him. However, one thing hold an even higher loyalty than Sussworth: food.


 * Big Eater: His favorite snack is called a "double greasy": eight fried eggs, ten rashers of bacon, and as much fried bread as a plate will hold.
 * The Dragon: To Sussworth.
 * Fat Slob/Fat Bastard/Fat Idiot: Has elements of all three.
 * Jabba Table Manners: More implied than seen -- his uniform is almost always described as food-stained, and it had to get that way somehow.
 * Obsessed with Food
 * Villainous Glutton

The District Assistant Commissioner
A faceless, nameless bureaucrat somewhere within the Government -- presumably the London municipal government, but that's not for certain.


 * Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": No name is ever given for him, and he is only ever addressed by or referred to with his title or its abbreviation.
 * The Man Behind the Man: He is the one who pulls Sussworth's strings.

Ben
A smelly, dirty bum who befriends the Adventurers, and provides them with both shelter and a useful contact in the form of Knibbs.


 * Disposable Vagrant: Sussworth sees him as this -- and threatens to arrest him for vagrancy at one point.
 * Hobo: Strictly speaking, he isn't, but it's the closest trope we currently have for it.  He lives in a shack built of scrap wood and metal on the mudflats of the Thames, and occasionally works as a drayman with Knibbs.

Knibbs
A drayman (teamster) who drives a horsedrawn wagon around London delivering beer from the brewery that employs him. Introduced to the adventurers by Ben, he becomes an ally whose help is critical at the end of the third book.


 * Gentle Giant

"Dewdrop" Bunyan
A former Borrible who was caught and clipped, Dewdrop has become the bane of Borribles -- a Borrible-Snatcher: one who catches unwary Borribles and forces them to burglarize peoples' homes for him. Dewdrop managed to capture all the Adventurers in one fell swoop, and for several months held them captive, using half of them as hostages while he sent the other half out to rob homes under cover of his rag-and-bone man business. In between "jobs" he tormented them.

His actual first name is unknown; "Dewdrop" is the nickname the Adventurers gave to him for the drop of snot that eternally hung from his nose.


 * The Fagin
 * Karmic Death:

'Erbie Bunyan
Dewdrop's huge and dimwitted son. Mentally retarded and if anything even more sadistic than his father.


 * The Brute
 * Dumb Is Good: Averted, oh so much.