Captain Crash/Quotes

""Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?""

- Scrooge McDuck, Duck Tales the Movie Treasure of The Lost Lamp

""Anakin, did you get shot down again?""

- Obi Wan, Star Wars the Clone Wars

"Gaius: Where is the pilot? Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me? Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel. Calli: They still do. Gaius: Is there a reason for that? Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved."

- Tour of the Merrimack: Strength and Honor

""That's two times you've wrecked today. I'd call you 'Crash', but that's just silly.""

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X Comic Issue 21

"WRN Chasen:The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived sir. Cmmdr Povey:Yes, I heard the bang from here."

- The Navy Lark

""Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery proceedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy...""

- Gimzod, Deff Skwadron