Serious Business/Quotes

"(Kaiba is about to jump off a castle's battlement)

Yami Yugi: Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean, it's just a card game.

Kaiba: Card games are serious business!"

- Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

""Why do I sound so serious? Because Mario Kart violence is SERIOUS BUSINESS. That's why.""

- Peter Chiykowski

""I'm sure the glory makes it all worthwhile in the end.""

- Hobbes on Calvin's intense bubble gum chewing regimen, Calvin and Hobbes

""It is to protect justice from evil.""

- Tamaki Kawazoe on why she joined the kendo team, Bamboo Blade

""It's not a matter of life and death. It's more important than that.""

- Bill Shankly on football

"Yes! We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! Well, that was fun."

- Azula, after a game of volleyball.

""Now all Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!""

- Frollo, Frollo opens a Catholic school.

""And losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!"

"But -"

"FOOOOORRRRREEEEEVVVEEEEERRR!!!""

- Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle discussing secrets

""There is nothing ironic about show choir!""

- Rachel, Series/Glee

"Captain, couldn't you have chosen a more… dignified… game as your primary conflict resolution method? Seeing two grown men in all-black tactical gear taking a children's card game so seriously is… off-putting."

- O5-11, SCP Foundation, on SCP-514

""Forty million, son! Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? People died!""

- Dr.Kelso, Scrubs

"''The mail is sacred, and sacred is the trust between the Post Man and the recipients of his precious parcels. You have made a solemn pledge to deliver this letter to the doctor, just as soon as you determine where this address is, or find any sort of discernible mailing address in this wasteland, for that matter. The mail is freedom. The mail is life. The mail is civilization. The mail is the one final hope for resurrecting a dead planet from its ashes, and the letter carriers are the brave soldiers of God in this righteous crusade. They are the defenders of the light of knowledge, free communication, and the exchange of ideas. They are the bold toters of all those little papery conduits of freedom, the white postmarked angels that whisper a message on their deliverance, a promise to the yearning: "There is hope yet.""

"Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection."

"MAIL''"

- Peregrine Mendicant, Homestuck

""Do you know what this is?! This is the mace that they use on bears, faggot! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HALL PASS!""

- Cartman, South Park, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

"Glenn: Story of my God damn life! I try to live right, pay my bills, big believer in paying it forward, help your fellow man. Oh, God. I just don't have any luck. I have nothing to believe in, nothing to love, nothing to care about. Our souls are but shadows of our failed selves!

Chris: Jesus, Glenn. It's just lunch."

- Big Lake

"Carly: Sam and Spencer have been playing a little game this week.

Sam: (holds up paintball gun) It's called Assassin, and it is not a game."

- I Carly