Masters of the Universe (film)/Funny

"He-Man: When we find the Key, Gwildor will set the coordinates for Grayskull. We'll use the element of surprise... Duncan: Oh, sure! We'll drop right into the throne room, fight off two or three thousand of Skeletor's crack troops, break into the force field and free the Sorceress. He-Man: Right!"
 * Near the begining He-man has a bad case of Comically Missing the Point.

"Duncan: Mmm... good food. Teela: I wonder why they put it on these little white sticks? Duncan: Those are rib bones. Teela: You mean this used to be an animal...? Duncan: Uh huh. Teela: Ugh! (tosses her rib bone aside) What a barbaric world... Gwildor: It tasted good..."
 * When we discover Teela and Gwildor are vegetarians.

"He-Man: Did you have any luck? Teela: Not as much as you, apparently."
 * After rescuing Julie, she and He-Man meet up with the other Eternians. And Teela can't help but quib about her.

"Gwildor: If we dress like this, no one will recognize us. Kevin: (freaked out by Gwildor's appearance) What the hell is that?! Gwildor: See! (chuckles)"
 * Detective Lubic, when he's not being an ass.
 * When Gwildor put on all the Earth cloths he'd found to try and disguse himself.