Poker Night at the Inventory/Heartwarming

""It is not always easy being courageous without giant weapon, but you must try.""

- Heavy

"Strong Bad: Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence! Heavy: When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat. Max: Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good! Heavy: There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away. Max: And then...? Heavy: I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave... Tycho: *Crying.* Strong Bad: That's not even a little bit funny, man. Heavy: No, it's not..."
 * Heavy tells a tale about how he dug a grave for a sparrow during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.

"Heavy: Tiny Heavy Strong Bad: (Looking annoyed) What is it Heavy: Do you get the nightmares? Strong Bad: I get the Jibblie Nightmares. There's this one where Homestar is a giant cheese blintz and Marzipan holds me at gunpoint and makes me eat him and (Stammers) Jibbliejibblie Heavy: I am talking about visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors everywhere. Spy cannot be found. Strong Bad: No, but that sounds like the Jibblies, man Heavy: I do not like this 'Jibblies'"
 * Strong Bad and Heavy's conversation about the nightmares Heavy gets. A little Narmy, yes, but the look on Heavy's face makes it kind of tragic.

"Strong Bad: I wonder if this dump is haunted. Max: Oooh I hope so. There's something about being able to terrorize a spectral being without it up and dying on you that I just love. Heavy: (scared) I do not like ghost. Max: It's okay Mr. Weapons. I've got extensive experience with zombies and vampires. I can handle a little ghost. Heavy: (scared) You will take care of ghost for me? Max: You bet ya! Heavy: ... (relieved) I like you Tiny Rabbit!"
 * Max offers to protect the Heavy from ghosts, in case the Inventory is haunted. The Heavy's sincerely grateful responce says it all.


 * Maybe this troper is a bit paranoid, but he cringed at how the Heavy said that last part. It sounded, well...Ho-Yay-ish.
 * Fridge Brilliance: Given the TF2 Halloween events, the Heavy has actually encountered ghosts.
 * Noted in a fanfic when the dude says, "That's going in the Crowning Moment of Heartwarming page, kids." This troper had TV Tropes in a tab. Irony indeed.
 * You mean this one? It's called A Strange Saturday, and so far it's the only Poker Night At the Inventory fanfic out there without Tycho/Strong Bad Foe Yay. Good thing, too, in this Troper's opinion.
 * This troper is the author. And yes, I got the idea from this page. Hehehe.
 * Heavy naming his poker chips after Soldier, Medic, and Demoman, because "they fight like good friends." D'aww.
 * A friendship has been detected!