Blue Bloods Novels

Blue Bloods is a series of novels about "teenage" vampires in New York high society who are forced to do battle with the Croatans -- the mortal enemies of the Blue Bloods.

Blue Bloods Novels contain examples of:

 * Alpha Bitch - Mimi, heading up her circle of friends.
 * And I Must Scream - while she's
 * Awesome McCoolname - Schuyler Van Alen, may be a Fail O'Suckyname depending on your viewpoint.
 * Badass Grandpa - Lawrence Van Alen
 * Bastard Girlfriend - Mimi Force, who has a rather bad habit of having tons of familiars at a time and nearly draining them dry.
 * Beethoven Was an Alien Spy - Caligula was Lucifer, actually kind of makes sense.
 * Betty and Veronica - Schuyler and Mimi respectively.
 * Big Man on Campus - Jack Force
 * Bishonen - Jack is always described as one
 * Blondes Are Evil - Depending on the viewpoint and blonde in question.
 * Broken Bird - Bliss Llewelleyn
 * Brother-Sister Incest - Good god. All of the vampires, just about. Mimi and Jack get a special mention, though.
 * Chick Magnet - Jack
 * Defrosting Ice Queen - Mimi
 * Fallen Angel
 * The Fashionista - Mimi especially, though most of the Blue Blood girls would qualify
 * Green Eyed Red Head - Bliss
 * Hollywood Genetics - Leaving aside the weirdness of the vampire's take on in-vitro fertilization (we just keep on using the same DNA again and again and somehow it works!) this troper is pretty sure it's totally impossible for twins to be Not Blood Siblings
 * Hot Chick with a Sword - Mimi when wielding her Light-Destroyer and also Schuyler and Allegra
 * Hot Mom - Definitely Allegra Van Alen
 * Our Angels Are Different - They're vampires!
 * Our Vampires Are Different- They're angels!
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old - The vampires, who were chilling in Ancient Egypt.
 * Rich Bitch - Mimi Force
 * She Cleans Up Nicely - Schuyler
 * Troubled but Cute - Dylan Ward
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome? - the constant name dropping of designer brands

--Robkelk (talk) 00:22, 1 July 2014 (BST)