Bathroom Stall Graffiti/Quotes

"Those who write on bathroom walls roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit."

- Seen in an actual ladies' room stall

- "Here I sit, broken-hearted Tried to shit, but merely farted Later on, took a chance Tried to fart, but shit my pants."

- Seen in an actual mens' stall

- "Some come here to sit and think Others come to shit and stink I come here to scratch my balls and read the poetry on the walls."

- "FUCK YOU"

- Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.