Semi-Pro/Funny

"Pat: (refereeing) Foul! Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him!
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.

Pat: I know what I saw. Foul!

Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!

Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out!

Jackie: What? What'd I say?

Pat: You said S my C!

Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem?

Pat: Don't make me call your mother.

Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.

Pat: Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.

(dead silence)

Announcer: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people."