The Barnum/Quotes

""It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.""

- Canada Bill Jones, 19th century poker player

"Dilbert: I'm just curious: Do you have any qualms about your business plan? Any at all? Dogbert: I'm not sure. Do qualms make you wag?"

- Dilbert

""I just don't understand it: I lie, I cheat, I steal, and I just don't get any respect.""

- Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck, The A-Team