Nice Hat/Live-Action TV



"Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
 * The Tudors displays quite a fantastic plethora of Nice Hats, most notably those worn by King Francis I and Charles Brandon. The good people of England never complained about Henry VIII creating his own church because they were too Distracted by the Sexy.
 * The Tudors made good justification of Fluffy Fashion Feathers.
 * In Merlin, the official servant's ceremonial clothes include a huge feathered monstrosity of a hat. Gwen even comments, "nice hat," in between giggles.
 * Johnny Carson's shtick as Carnac the Magnificent was well known for the giant turban that apparently granted him psychic powers.
 * On the A&E TV series Nero Wolfe, Archie Goodwin (Timothy Hutton) always dressed very well whenever he went out on business or pleasure, frequently topping off his outfit with a snappy fedora. Wolfe himself (Maury Chaykin) sported a few Nice Hats of his own on the rare occasions when he left the brownstone.
 * In the Syfy's production of Dune there were several Nice Hats, mostly notably the Bene Gesserit, seen here (the hat is the thing extending back from her head).
 * And the Spacing Guild representative; you know the Guild has been knocked down a peg when he appears without his bizarre black headgear.
 * Mention must go to Jayne Cobb's "cunning hat" in the Firefly episode "The Message"... knitted for him by his mom.

"Mal: That's a mighty fine gun. Gun like that, boy must be your best shooter. Patience: We call him Two-Fry. He always makes it quick and clean. Mal: Two-Fry. Nice hat. (Jayne's sniper shot puts an entry hole in Two-Fry's hat, and his head)"
 * There's also Badger, who, despite being a villain with a questionable taste in ties and suits and sports a bare chest under his coat and vest, wears a nice little derby, referred to by Mal as a "very fine hat".
 * Also, an inversion, where a Nice Hat doesn't help:

"Saffron: I thought last night during the ceremony that you were pleased. Mal: Well, yeah, last night I was. Had some mulled wine, pretty girl gave me a hat made out of a tree. Nobody said I was signing up to have and to hold."
 * And even Mal aspires to Nice Hat-dom. "And I'd like to be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat."
 * Aaaand just one more example: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."
 * Aaaaaaaand another:

"Hannibal: Would you like to wear this hat that resembles a dragon when you come out, Nick? Nick: Oh, HELL yes."
 * It is worth noting that the vast majority of characters on the show who wear hats are bad guys. Joss Whedon half-jokingly said it was how you could always tell who the bad guys were. They always had hats.
 * Benton Fraser's Mountie standard issue wide-awake hat in Due South, which has a brim stiff enough to knock someone out when hurled Frisbee-style.
 * Some fans point out that Fraser's susceptibility to injury and harm is dependent on whether or not he has his hat. If he has his hat, he is invincible (the hat once saves him from being shot at point-blank range, by TAKING THE BULLET no less). The bullet went straight through the hat front-and-back, but without the hat, he'd spend an episode in the hospital. Inversely, through the entire episode of Victoria's Secret, he almost never wears the hat, and we ALL know how THAT went for him...
 * Several incarnations of the Doctor sport some distinctive headgear, notably the fourth, the fifth, and the seventh (owned by the actor).
 * Not one to be outdone in the fashion department, Romana sported at least four (if you count "Shada"). Not counting the awful Burberry one from "The Stones of Blood" that today screams uncool, there's "The Androids of Tara", "City of Death" (topping off a rather memorable outfit), "Shada" and the time she wore the entire Fourth Doctor get-up.
 * Though they're all tame compared to what most Time Lords wear.
 * The Second Doctor was somewhat prone to hat envy: "I should like a hat like that."
 * The Third also in his first appearance tried on a flat cap, before settling on a fedora. In his other installments, he went bare-headed.
 * Even the First Doctor wore a hat in his very first story.
 * In "The Big Bang" Later.
 * The fez has now reached Memetic Mutation levels, both in the show and fandom. It has become the Doctor's ongoing battle to try and keep a fez. He even steals one from Einstein.
 * In the following Confidential, it was revealed that
 * And now in the first episode of Series 6, .
 * At the end of the same series, we see how he got it, and he still has it by the end of the episode, implying that this hat is around for keeps.
 * On Star Trek: The Next Generation, Whoopi Goldberg's character Guinan often wore what looked like a card table draped with velvet on her head. Behind the scenes, these hats were chosen because they hid Whoopi Goldberg's dreadlocks, which they thought wouldn't look right on Guinan (in later episodes, however, we end up seeing her dreadlocks anyway).
 * She also had a hexagonal version.
 * Spoofed in Sev Trek: Puss in Boots where Guinan's hat is used for serving drinks in Ten Forward.
 * In Deep Space Nine, Worf first meets Kira and Dax as they're exiting the Holosuite in ridiculous medieval regalia, complete with huge garish headgear. Worf's only response: "Nice hat."
 * Apparently Deep Space Nine actually had a specific part of their budget allocated toward making hats for various Planet of Hats aliens. Unfortunately the camera operators kept complaining the hats were obscuring the actors' faces, so the idea was dropped.
 * There's also Kai Winn's omnipresent little yellow hat. It was a lot neater than the ridiculous headgear she had to wear as a mere Vedek that looked like the Sydney Opera House.
 * Let's not forget Spock's frequent wearing of hats when visiting human planets incognito on the original Star Trek. Ostensibly to cover his ears and eyebrows so he could pass for human, according to many sources it was really so Leonard Nimoy didn't have to wear the ear pieces, which made his ears very sore by the end of each season.
 * Michael Garibaldi on Babylon 5 had a film-noir style fedora that he would occasionally wear for doing detectiv-y things. When G'kar leaves the station to search for him, he takes (and wears) said hat.
 * Played with in The Mighty Boosh episode "Electro." Howard meets the Spirit of Jazz, an intimidating ghost with a white top hat that's always on fire. At the end of the scene, the Spirit freaks out because he didn't realize that his hat was on fire. Howard apologizes for not warning him, saying he thought it was "just his look."
 * The Hitcher also wears a rather nice top hat, with polo mints imbedded into the band.
 * Of course, Kolchak the Night Stalker never went anywhere without his porkpie hat.
 * In one episode of Michael Palin's New Europe, he wears a huge hat made of oak leaves whilst celebrating a Latvian midsummer festival at which it's traditional for men to dance wearing one.
 * When Cain escapes from the Longcoats in Tin Man, he takes the time to wreak a little extra vengeance on the one who stole his hat.
 * In the Canadian children's show Today's Special, the main character, Jeff, is a mannequin brought to life by his magic hat (cap, really). When he takes it off, or it comes off, he turns back into a mannequin.
 * The Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where she has the flu and is languishing in the hospital as Das Kindestod stalks the hall of the children's wing. It wears a Nice Hat, and when she brawls with it, the hat comes off. He seems to defeat her, picks the hat back up, and -- this is the key point -- makes sure the brim is straightened as he stalks off.
 * Frank from Thirty Rock has a collection of humorous trucker hats, a variation on the Fun T-Shirt.
 * Angel Batista from Dexter usually sports a very sharp-looking hat.
 * Steed from The Avengers always wears an impeccable bowler hat, as befits his status as a perfect English gentleman. The steel plate concealed in the crown is just a bonus.
 * You will see Jamie Hyneman of MythBusters without his beret only while he is in the middle of putting on diving equipment or fireproof suits, and even then he will not been wearing it only for as long as absolutely necessary.
 * Meanwhile, his co-host Adam Savage will put just about anything on his head.
 * He does wear a nice, brown Indiana Jones number pretty regularly.
 * The first season of Ghost Whisperer had a recurring evil spirit best-known as "Wide-Brim" after his distinctive, and yes, very nice hat.
 * Fruit from The Wire; in fact his pimp hat is a necessary distinguishing feature to get the audience to recognize him among the huge influx of new drug dealer characters in season three.
 * Also, in Season 1, Bubbles used a bag of Hats as a way of marking drug dealers for the watching police and their cameras. He had a particular red Nice Hat that he only put on major players.
 * A recent episode of The Daily Show featured the Secretary of the Interior giving Jon Stewart an exceedingly nice cowboy hat, matching the one said Secretary was already sporting.
 * Sister Bertrille was known as The Flying Nun because her hat was so nice it let her fly.
 * Jeeves and Wooster actually lets us see the hats that were only described in the original novels and that have driven so many plots with the arousal of Jeeves' Ultimate Fashion Police ire: The Alpine, the 42nd Street skimmer, the 10-gallon...
 * And let's not forget that iconic size-14 bowler.
 * Battlestar Galactica. While on New Caprica, Brother Cavil wears a hat that gives him a suitably sinister look, especially when he's arranging for the arrest and execution of several hundred hostages.
 * In Homicide: Life on the Street, Detective Lewis is rarely seen outside of the station house without his cool trilby. Detective Pembleton is also at times given to wearing a pretty sweet fedora. Various other rather cool hats make their appearance throughout the show.
 * Played with in the latter half of season three, wherein Bolander frequently wears a trilby... because he's been recently shot in the head and wears it to conceal the horrific scars.
 * 1975's The Ghost Busters was pretty much all about the nice hats. Tracy, the gorilla sidekick, would go through about 10 hat-changes or more through the course of each episode.
 * In the pilot episode of White Collar, Agent Burke's probationary agent compliments Neal Caffrey on his hat when she first meets him, leading Caffrey to think that she's flirting with him, when Burke tells Caffrey that, implying that.
 * Sharp-Dressed Man Neal has continued to wear the fedora, much to Peter's annoyance. In one episode, a witness for a case starts fanboying over Neal and gets a fedora of his own. He even changes his online dating profile picture to include the hat, which later allows Neal to take his place on a blind date with a suspect.
 * Stargate SG-1: Since he keeps his gut-pouch covered, the only thing preventing Teal'c from passing for human is his gold forehead tattoo. The obvious solution is a selection of Nice Hats, or in one case a fake Afro and bandanna.
 * Leverage: If Nate Ford (also played by Timothy Hutton) can wear a hat, he will. And he looks damn good doing it.
 * Shotaro Hidari, the eponymous Kamen Rider Double, has a whole collection of Cool Hats he took up upon the death of his mentor, Sokichi Narumi.
 * Worth pointing out, out of all Sokichi's hats, the only one Shotaro never touches is the white hat he was wearing when he died. In the penultimate episode, he finally takes that hat off the wall, signifying to one and all that the time for silliness has ended.
 * Princess Ariel and her handmaiden Cassandra sport some pretty spectacular headdresses on Wizards and Warriors. Evil Wizard Vector claimed NOT to wear a hat - which means he had very odd hair.
 * Lidsville was a literal Planet of Hats.
 * Abby Bartlet, The West Wing's First Lady, occasionally wore scary wide-brimmed cartwheel hats, mostly for solemn occasions like funerals.
 * Scrubs: The rather outlandish hat that Turk wore after becoming Chief of Surgery probably qualifies. The fact that said hat was made by The Janitor probably nets it some sort of bonus points.
 * Justified: Deputy Marshall Raylan Givens is usually seen with his large beige cowboy hat.
 * Oz: Adebisi always wore a small knit cap perched on the top of his head. One of the other characters once asked him how he got it to stay there.
 * The America's Got Talent contestant Hannibal Means' actual performance is based on his singing, which is excellent, but he is also remembered for his unusual dressing habits, one of the most memorable of which featured a hat shaped like a rooster. More than that, he actually crochets these hats, and got Nick Cannon to wear one (which probably wasn't hard) during his most recent performance.
 * I imagine the conversation went something like this:

"Wes: I don't know if the public is quite ready for a Xybrian yet."
 * Farscape: When Crichton said that War Minister Ahkna scares him, Claudia Black ad-libbed the line "It's the hat."
 * Shirley Holmes has a plethora of hats, they're her signature look.
 * Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh sports a wide array of awesome hats throughout the series. In one episode Howard curses Vince that the next hat he tries on will not suit him, prompting Vince to say that "All hats suit me! My hair is virtually a hat!"
 * Hee Haw: Minnie Pearl's flowery straw hat with the price tag hanging from it.
 * Bobby Singer on Supernatural is almost never seen without his trucker cap.
 * Xena: Warrior Princess: the Xena Scrolls is a Clip Show about Xena's and Gabrielle's descendants in 1940. Gabrielle's umpteenth great grand-daughter is an Indiana Jones expy complete with hat, whip and Indy Hat Roll.
 * In an earlier episode, Xena had let herself be arrested by a corrupt ruler, in order to contact a rebel leader who was already in prison. Gabrielle, wearing what looked like a bowler, later arranged to get arrested as well, in order to smuggle in Xena's chakram (which was disguised as the brim of her hat), as well as her whip (which Gabrielle wore around her waist like a belt).
 * Mike's wool hats in The Monkees (also see Music below)
 * The Shadow Line has Gatehouse, who wears a nice trilby in most of his appearances.
 * Star-burns on Community acquires one for the second season.
 * Walter White from Breaking Bad wears one when in his Heisenberg persona.
 * Cowboys Jet & Cord from Seasons 16 & 18 of The Amazing Race would never be seen without their cowboy hats, and always kept them on, even while bungee jumping. On the final leg of Season 16, Jet's character avatar at the Industrial Light & Magic challenge was even given a cowboy hat.
 * When the Rangers from the future in Power Rangers Time Force get 21st-century clothing, Wes gives Trip a bucket hat to top off his ensemble (and to disguise the fact that he's a Human Alien by obscuring the crystal in his forehead.)


 * If we're going to get into that franchise, we must mention the Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Space Pirates with the requisite hats (or a do-rag in the case of the Sixth Ranger) built into their Ranger helmets and their Megazord!
 * Speaking of the Megazords, the ones in Mahou Sentai Magiranger/Power Rangers Mystic Force and Samurai Sentai Shinkenger/Power Rangers Samurai also have Nice Hats (a pointy wizard hat and a samurai helmet, respectively).
 * Lightspeed Rescue's Joel had a cowboy hat (though he was decidedly less nice when he wore it).
 * And long ago there was a Monster of the Week, Bones/Dora Skeleton, who had a nice musketeer-style hat and a rapier to match.
 * A recurring bit on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is about the power of the large furry hat, worn by leader like Genghis Khan, that empowered them to make law. The source of the power: "its bigness, and its furriness".  The episode where John Cleese wears a different furry hat is especially good.  From this day forth, when someone sneezes, you must say "Hail Sneezer!"
 * Sex and the City; Carrie's cowboy hat.