Precision F-Strike/Quotes

"....Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?

INSUFFICIENT DATA

Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important."

- The Doctor and K9 on this Blooper reel of Doctor Who.

"Sell your poison somewhere else. This here arcade belongs to the fucking Batgirl.''

Batgirl, Frank Miller's All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder."

"I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!"

- Fastback, Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!

"This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT."

- Hanna, Hanna Is Not a Boys Name

"Otherwise, shoot this motherfucker, and let us take our Fraternity of Assassins to heights only reserved for the Gods of men!"

- Morgan Freeman, Wanted

""Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?""

- Spock, Star Trek IV the Voyage Home

""So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house.'""

- Current US President Barack Obama

""They know all they'll need to know about that son of a bitch", Rita snapped. It surprised me: I had never her use bad language before. Possibly she never had, either, because she started to blush."

- Rita and Dexter commenting her reaction, Dexter in the Dark

"Don't. Fuck. With Aria."

- Aria T'loak, Mass Effect 2

""I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself.""

- Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect Interregnum

"Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you. I'd get set for a world of pain! Misery loves company, young man, and I'm looking to share that with you and your whore!"

- The Mayor, losing his composure for the first and only time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

""It's always nice when you can make [Steven Spielberg] swear.""

- Michael Bay

"Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what's that word?

Patrick: Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?

Spongebob: No, not that word, that word.

Patrick: ... ? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those sentence enhancers! You just sprinkle on anything you say, and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!"

- Spongebob SquarePants

""Merlin's pants"? She must be upset.""

- Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

""Oooh shit.""

- Data, Star Trek Generations

"Bridge Bunny: All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.

Rey Za Burrel: Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.

Lunamaria Hawke: Underwater combat? Oh, fuck."

- Actual Dub Dialogue, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny

"I never thought I'd say this...fuck you, Proton Jon."

- Chuggaaconroy, The Runaway Guys

"The short answer to that is "No". The long answer is "Fuck, no"."

- Stephen Fry, QI