Shadow of the Templar/Funny

"Mike: Well, as long as we know who would win. Johnny: Yeah. Sandra."
 * The team banter. Pretty much all of it.
 * The dick size competition conversation in The Morning Star.

"[after ] Dave: So, uh, is that her? Mike: Aw, Stone, don't be stupid. 'Course it ain't her. We just stole some random lady from the nosebleed seats and called it close enough."
 * "Hey, Archer - that's not what they mean by stage-diving!"
 * Simon's absolutely manic to Upstairs, Baker Hart, and Norton Fowles, which culminates in him blithely telling them that . The reaction to this news is dead silence, and then Hart cracking up, because really, what the hell else can you do when ?
 * This bit in High Fidelity: