Bile Fascination/Quotes

"For it's an Orwellian quirk of this country that we are extremely fond of our heritage of bloody murder, the gore of yore, the poisonings, bodysnatchings, and slit throats of a reassuringly long time ago."

- David Stubbs, The Guide, issue 28th Jan-3rd Feb

"And yet I cannot not watch it. May God have mercy on us all."

- Dr. Paul Armstrong, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

""Holy crap... That sounds just disgusting enough to loop back around on itself and become awesome again!""

- Tony, Real Life Comics

""You want to see something that's like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You're on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes.""

- Ariella Rasputin Wallflower, The Wallflower Report

"The Donkey Kong cartoon is hard to find, and many people have been wondering how it measures up against time. Not well. In fact, Saturday Supercade as a whole was terrible -- it has to be said. Fortunately, bad cartoons are more fun to write about than good ones."

- Peter Paltridge in his article about the original Donkey Kong cartoon

""It's so horrible! Yet I stare perversely fascinated.""

- Peter Puppy from the Earthworm Jim cartoon episode, The Anti-Fish

""I'm conditioned to turn away from the computer at this point, but I've gotta keep watching.""

- Diabetus on a Super Mario 64 hack

"Statler: This show is awful! Waldorf: Terrible! Statler: Disgusting! Waldorf: See you next week? Statler: Of course."

- The Muppet Show

""I'm actually enjoying this and it deeply disturbs me.""

- Dilbert

"Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't... look... away."

- Clerks 2

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