The 39 Clues/Funny

"Cashier: "You are a music lover?" Nellie: "Nooo... (beat) I'm a kleptomaniac! ""
 * In One False Note Nellie has to distract the cashier at Disco Volante.

"Amy: I love you, Dan, you're a genius! Dan: (glares) Did Ian drug you?"
 * It's hilarious in the Audiobook with David Pittu
 * "Stop the madness! My sister is a love alien!" Oh, Dan...
 * "You don't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family! You must commit seppuku!" (Dan again.)
 * Isabel in The Medusa Plot. "Well, look who finally remembered he has a mother!" It sounds like she's saying
 * The Sword Thief: