Some Like It Hot (1959 film)/Funny

"Jerry: (dancing an ecstatic tango on the bed) I'm engaged!
 * Two guys dressing up as women, and playing it for laughs? Awesome!
 * Joe apologizing because the motor boat will only move backwards. "I'm afraid it may take a little longer."
 * The "Cary Grant" voice.
 * Spats to a coin-flipping wise guy: "Where did you pick up that cheap trick?"
 * "Daphne" in the berth, with the lady band members passing food around and a corkscrew's been brought. "Girls, keep it down! You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine... WATCH THAT CORKSCREW!"
 * This dialogue:

Joe: Congratulations, who's the lucky girl?

Jerry: ...I am!"

"Joe: Jerry, there's another problem. Like, what are you going to do on your honeymoon?
 * And a little later:

Jerry: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera, but I kind of lean towards Niagara Falls."

"Joe: Jerry, listen to me! There are laws, there are conventions; it's just not done!
 * And a little later:

Jerry: Joe, this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire!"

"Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
 * The last lines of the movie:

Osgood: Why not?

Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn't matter.

Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood: I don't care.

Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!

Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig.

Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!

Osgood: Nobody's perfect!"


 * "I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"