The Twits

"What I am trying to tell you is that Mr. Twit was a foul and smelly old man. Mrs. Twit was no better."

- The narrator

One of Roald Dahl's many morbid children's books, The Twits describes Mr. and Mrs. Twit, an inexplicably married couple who despise one another, smell and are generally horrible people who are cruel to animals.

The first couple of chapters describe the couple and their lack of hygiene with a delighted glee; then there are several chapters of them playing increasingly mean tricks on one another, including Mr. Twit convincing his wife that she has a disease called "the Shrinks". Finally, the focus shifts to some of the animals they have been tormenting and how they get their revenge on the horrible couple once and for all.

This book contains examples of:
""You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.""
 * And There Was Much Rejoicing: At the end, when the twits disappear.
 * Beauty Equals Goodness: Played with. Mrs. Twit was once a beautiful woman, until she started thinking ugly thoughts which led to the transformation into her hideous appearance. The narration states that people who are ugly can still have beauty shine through if they have pleasant thoughts and demeanor, accompanied by a drawing of such a person.


 * Brick Joke: See below.
 * Captain Obvious: "To one side there is The Big Dead Tree. It never has any leaves on it because it's dead."
 * Chekhov's Gag: Turns out the Shrinks is a real disease you can get from being upside-down for too long.
 * Comically Missing the Point: The Twits' house has no windows. Mr. Twit didn't see the point of letting every Tom, Dick, and Harry peer in at them. This trope is promptly lampshaded by the narration.
 * Death by Irony: The couple are offed by gluing them upside-down to the floor after they have tortured Muggle-Wump and his family by making them stand upside-down on top of one another.
 * Escalating War: The first several chapter focus entirely on the Twits pulling cruel pranks on each other. Finally the narrator says this has gone on long enough and he wants to move on to a lighter topic.
 * Everything's Better with Monkeys: Muggle-Wump and family.
 * Exactly What It Says on the Tin: The Big Dead Tree.
 * Feathered Fiend: Inverted. Roly-Poly Bird and the other birds are instrumental to the escape of the monkey family and the turning of the Twits upside down.
 * Fridge Logic: It is said that the birds cannot understand "the weird African language the monkeys spoke", so it stands to reason that the monkey talk is translated from African. If the monkeys therefore cannot speak English, how can they understand the Twits?
 * Gaslighting
 * Halfway Plot Switch: The first chunk of the book is vignettes about how horrible the twits are. The second chunk is about the family of monkeys trying to escape.
 * The Hero: Muggle-Wump.
 * I Am a Humanitarian: Mr. Twit has no qualms with the idea of making several boys into a pie.
 * Kick the Dog: At least half of the book consists of this trope.
 * More Dakka: After the monkeys and birds manage to outwit the Twits several times, Mr. and Mrs. Twit decide to go purchase guns and shoot them all, especially "the kind that spray a hundred bullets a second!"
 * Only Sane Man: Played for Laughs in the chapter "Four Sticky Little Boys." When said little boys are are superglued to the Twits' tree by the seats of their pants and Mr. Twit decides to bake them in a pie in place of the birds they scared off, the fourth of them is the only one smart enough to think, "Wait, if we're only stuck by the seats of our pants, why don't we just slip out of them and get the heck out of here?".