Haiku

Twice five syllables, Plus seven, can't say much -- but... That's haiku for you. "-- Douglas Hofstadter"

Brevity is wit. Poetry is most sublime. Together? Better!

A wiki namespace. Pages written in Haiku. Please note the right form.

Five on the first line. Seven on the second line. Finish with five more.

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Welcome to this site! Don't forget, it will ruin lives! Still, enjoy your stay. "--User:Hydro Globus"

0-9

 * Nineteen Eighty Four
 * Twenty Four
 * Thirty Day Free Trial
 * Four Chan
 * Fifty Cent Blood On the Sand

A

 * Abbey Road Crossing
 * Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Male
 * Accidental Pervert
 * Ace Attorney
 * Actually Pretty Funny
 * Adaptation Decay
 * Adventure Time
 * The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
 * Affectionate Parody
 * Ah My Goddess
 * Airplane!
 * Akagi
 * Alan Wake
 * All Blue Entry
 * All Red Entry
 * All Star Superman
 * All There in the Manual
 * Alphas
 * Aluminum Christmas Trees
 * American Kirby Is Hardcore
 * Americas Next Top Model
 * Anachronism Stew
 * Anal Probing
 * The Angry Video Game Nerd
 * Animorphs
 * Annoying Orange
 * Anti Cliche and Mary Sue Elimination Society
 * Apocalypse How
 * Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Arashi no Yoru Ni
 * Arson Murder and Jaywalking
 * Asexuality
 * Atop the Fourth Wall
 * Attack of the Clones
 * Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny
 * Avatar: The Last Airbender
 * Avatar the Abridged Series
 * Haiku
 * Axis Powers Hetalia
 * Azumanga Daioh

B

 * Baccano
 * Bacon Addiction
 * Bad Movie Beatdown
 * Badass Beard
 * Bastard Boyfriend
 * Batman
 * Batman the Animated Series
 * Batman Can Breathe in Space
 * Batman Gambit
 * Battle Garegga
 * Batty and Gay
 * Bayonetta
 * The Beatles
 * Beauty and Warrior
 * Ben Drowned
 * Berserk
 * Beware the Nice Ones
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment
 * The Big O
 * Big Yes
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed
 * Billy Hatcher and The Giant Egg
 * Bionicle
 * Bittersweet Ending
 * Black Lagoon
 * Blatant Lies
 * Blinx the Time Sweeper
 * Blood Bath
 * Bomberman
 * The Blues Brothers
 * Boogiepop Phantom
 * Brain Food
 * The Brave Little Toaster
 * Brawl in The Family
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 * Bullet Hell
 * Buxom Is Better

C

 * Calvin and Hobbes The Series
 * Camp Straight
 * Candle Jack
 * Captain Obvious
 * Car Meets House
 * Castlevania
 * Casualty 1906
 * Catherine
 * Cats Are Mean
 * Cave Story
 * Cee Lo Green
 * Changeling: The Lost
 * Chaste Hero
 * Chewbacca Defense
 * Chick Tracts
 * Childhood Friend Romance
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome
 * Chrono Cross
 * Chrono Trigger
 * Chunky Salsa Rule
 * Clue
 * Cluster Bleep Bomb
 * Cluster F Bomb
 * Code Geass
 * Code Lyoko
 * Comically Missing the Point
 * Complaining About Things You Haven't Paid For
 * Computer Equals Monitor
 * Cosmic Horror Story
 * Cortex Command
 * Cracked
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Criminal Doppelganger
 * Criminal Minds
 * Cupcakes
 * Cut Lex Luthor a Check

D

 * Daizenshuu EX
 * Damn You Muscle Memory
 * Danny Phantom
 * Dark Cloud
 * The Dark Knight Saga
 * Darker and Edgier
 * Darker Than Black
 * Darwins Soldiers
 * David Bowie
 * Deus Ex Machina
 * Dead Artists Are Better
 * Death Note
 * Determined Defeatist
 * Devil May Cry
 * Didn't Want an Adventure
 * Digger
 * Digimon
 * Digital Piracy Is Evil
 * Dino Squad
 * Disgaea
 * Disney Acid Sequence
 * Disturbed
 * Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog
 * Doctor Who
 * Does Not Like Spam
 * Dokapon Kingdom
 * Dollhouse
 * Dom Com
 * Doom
 * Doomed Defeatist
 * Do Well but Not Perfect
 * Down the Rabbit Hole
 * Dragon Ball
 * Dragon Age
 * The Dreamer
 * The Dresden Files
 * Dub Text
 * Duck Tales
 * Dude Not Funny
 * Durarara
 * Dying Like Animals
 * Dynasty Warriors

E

 * E Equals MC Hammer
 * Earn Your Happy Ending
 * Easy Mode Mockery
 * Eberron
 * Ed, Edd n Eddy
 * Eldritch Abomination
 * The Empire Strikes Back
 * Epic Mickey
 * Escape Velocity
 * Even the Guys Want Him
 * Everyday Heroes
 * Eversion
 * Everythings Deader With Zombies
 * Everything Sounds Sexier in French
 * Evil Brit
 * Exalted
 * Exam
 * Executive Meddling
 * The Extremist Was Right

F

 * Fairy Tail
 * Fallout
 * Fan Disservice
 * Fan Girl
 * Fan Service
 * FATAL
 * Fetish Fuel
 * Fetish Retardant
 * Fight Club
 * Final Fantasy
 * Final Fantasy I
 * Final Fantasy V
 * Final Fantasy VIII
 * Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
 * Firefly
 * Fist of the North Star
 * Fridge Brilliance
 * Fridge Horror
 * Forehead of Doom
 * Forgot Flanders Could Do That
 * Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
 * Frasier
 * Freemium
 * Freudian Excuse
 * Full House
 * Full Metal Jacket
 * Funny Aneurysm Moment
 * Futurama

G

 * Gainaxing
 * Game Breaker
 * Gaming in The Clinton Years
 * Giant Robo
 * Girl Genius
 * Girlish Pigtails
 * Gish
 * The Giver
 * Glee
 * God Hand
 * The Golden Age of Animation
 * Golden Moment
 * Goldfinger
 * Good Eyes Evil Eyes
 * Gossip Girl
 * Gratuitous German
 * Grayling
 * Great Way to Go
 * Griefer
 * Groundhog Day Loop
 * The Guardian Legend
 * Guilt Based Gaming
 * Gunnerkrigg Court
 * Guy On Guy Is Hot

H

 * Haibane Renmei
 * Haiku
 * Half Dressed Cartoon Animal
 * Half-Life
 * Halo
 * Hamlet
 * Harry Potter
 * Haruhi Suzumiya
 * Has Two Thumbs And
 * Hate Dumb
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today
 * Healing Checkpoint
 * Heartwarming in Hindsight
 * Heroes
 * Heterosexual Life Partners
 * Hexyz Force
 * Hey Arnold
 * Hey You Pikachu
 * Highlander
 * Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
 * His Dark Materials
 * Histeria
 * The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy
 * Holding Out for A Hero
 * Holy Shit Quotient
 * Homestar Runner
 * Homestuck
 * House
 * How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days
 * Ho Yay
 * Humans Are Morons
 * Humans Are the Real Monsters
 * Humans Are Warriors

I

 * I Carly
 * If I Can't Have You
 * Ikaruga
 * Improbable Weapon User
 * Inception
 * I Need a Freaking Drink
 * Infinite Stratos
 * Inuyasha
 * Invader Zim
 * Irony
 * Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This
 * I Take Offense to That Last One
 * I Wanna Be the Guy
 * It Was His Sled

J

 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold

K

 * Ka Blam
 * Kamen Rider Fourze
 * Keep Circulating the Tapes
 * Kickassia
 * Kill It With Fire
 * Kill Sat
 * King of the Hill
 * Kingdom Hearts II
 * Kingdom of Loathing
 * Kirby
 * Konami Code
 * Korean Drama
 * Kubrick Stare
 * Kyon Big Damn Hero

L

 * Labyrinth
 * Laconic Wiki
 * Lady Gaga
 * Lampshade Hanging
 * Laugh Track
 * Least Rhymable Word
 * Legacy of Kain
 * The Legend of Neil
 * Legends of the Hidden Temple
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask
 * Let's Get Dangerous
 * Let the Right One In
 * Light Bulb Joke
 * Lizzie McGuire
 * The Lion King
 * Lost
 * Lucky Star
 * Luna Game

M

 * Macbeth
 * Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
 * Mahou Sensei Negima
 * Makes Just As Much Sense in Context
 * Malcolm in The Middle
 * Mandys Law of Anime Gender Bending
 * Manipulative Bastard
 * Manos the Hands of Fate
 * The Man Who Fell to Earth
 * Maria-sama ga Miteru
 * Mark Hamill
 * Marvel Ultimate Alliance
 * Mass Effect
 * Max Headroom
 * May December Romance
 * Mayfly December Romance
 * Megadeth
 * Mega Man
 * Memetic Molester
 * Memetic Mutation
 * Metal Gear
 * Metallica
 * Metalocalypse
 * Mistaken for Gay
 * MST3K Mantra
 * Mock Cousteau
 * Mona Lisa Smile
 * Monster
 * Monty Python's Flying Circus
 * Most Common Superpower
 * Mother 3
 * At the Mountains of Madness
 * Mugging the Monster
 * Must Love Dogs
 * My Friends and Zoidberg
 * My Immortal
 * My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
 * Myth Busters
 * Mystery Science Theater 3000

N

 * Narm
 * Naruto
 * Neon Genesis Evangelion
 * Neopets
 * Neptunia
 * New Game Plus
 * A New Hope
 * Nice Hat
 * Nichijou
 * Nightmare Fuel
 * Nightmare Retardant
 * Nikita
 * Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
 * Nintendo Wii
 * No Fourth Wall
 * Non Interactivity
 * The Nostalgia Critic
 * The Notebook
 * Nothing Is Scarier
 * No Time to Explain
 * Nuzlocke Comics

O

 * Obvious Judas
 * Oddworld
 * Omnipresent Tropes
 * One Piece
 * The Order of the Stick

P

 * Pans Labyrinth
 * Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt
 * The Passion of the Christ
 * Passive Aggressive Kombat
 * Pat the Nes Punk
 * Penultimate Outburst
 * Percussive Maintenance
 * Perma Shave
 * The Perry Mason Method
 * Petite Pride
 * Phantasmagoria 2
 * The Phantom Menace
 * Phineas and Ferb
 * Picked Last
 * Haiku
 * Plants vs. Zombies
 * Playing With Wiki
 * Playstation Network
 * Pointy Haired Boss
 * The Pollyanna
 * Pokémon
 * Power Rangers
 * Precision F Strike
 * Pressure Plate
 * The Price Is Right
 * Pride and Prejudice
 * The Problem Solverz
 * Professor Layton
 * Progressive Rock
 * Psychonauts
 * Puella Magi Madoka Magica
 * Pushing Daisies
 * Pyramid

Q

 * QI

R

 * Rah Xephon
 * A Raisin in The Sun
 * Rammstein
 * Real Life
 * Re Boot
 * Rebuild of Evangelion
 * Red Dwarf
 * Red Shirt Reporter
 * Red Ones Go Faster
 * Regular Show
 * Return of the Jedi
 * Revenge of the Sith
 * Rick Roll
 * Right Through His Pants
 * Ring Out Boss
 * Ring Ring CRUNCH
 * Robeast
 * Rocket Power
 * The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 * The Room
 * Rule of Three
 * Rule of Two
 * Rule Thirty Four
 * The Runaway Guys
 * Chuggaaconroy

S

 * Sailor Moon
 * Sailor Moon Abridged
 * The Salvation War
 * Sam and Max Freelance Police
 * Samurai Sentai Shinkenger
 * The Sandman
 * SCP Foundation
 * Scribblenauts
 * Seasonal Rot
 * Seinfeld
 * Self Imposed Challenge
 * Seltzer and Friedberg
 * Serial Experiments Lain
 * Serial Tweaker
 * Shadows of the Apt
 * Shadow of the Colossus
 * Shaped Like Itself
 * Shin Megami Tensei
 * Shown Their Work
 * Sidetracked By the Gold Saucer
 * The Silence of the Lambs
 * Slipknot
 * Small Reference Pools
 * Smug Snake
 * Snark Bait
 * So Bad Its Good
 * So Bad Its Horrible
 * The Social Network
 * Solid Gold Poop
 * Somewhere a Palaeontologist Is Crying
 * Sonata Arctica
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Sonic 3 and Knuckles
 * Sonic Battle
 * Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
 * Sonic Colors
 * Sonic the Hedgehog 4
 * Sophisticated As Hell
 * Soul Eater
 * Soul Series
 * South Park
 * Spaceballs
 * Spider Man Shattered Dimensions
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * The Spoony Experiment
 * Starcraft
 * Star Shards Chronicles
 * Star Trek
 * Stealth Parody
 * Steven Moffat
 * Straight Gay
 * Strawberry Panic!
 * Stripperiffic
 * Studio Shaft
 * Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion
 * Suikoden
 * Superman
 * Super Mario Bros
 * Super Mario World
 * Supernatural
 * Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
 * System Shock

T

 * Tasakeru
 * Taz Mania
 * Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
 * Team Fortress 2
 * Tetris
 * That Guy With the Glasses
 * That One Level
 * There Is No Such Thing As Notability
 * This Is for Emphasis Bitch
 * The Thrawn Trilogy
 * Time Splitters
 * Time Travel Tense Trouble
 * Tina Fey
 * Todd in The Shadows
 * Toddlers and Tiaras
 * Tomato in The Mirror
 * Tool
 * Torchwood
 * Tough Room
 * Touhou
 * Transformers
 * Transformers Animated
 * Tribe Twelve
 * Troll
 * Tron
 * Trope Co
 * Trope Name
 * Troper Tales
 * Tropes Are Tools
 * True Art Is Incomprehensible
 * True Meaning of Christmas
 * Trust Me I'm an X
 * Tsundere
 * Tuesday Morning Quarterback
 * TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life
 * TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
 * Tuff Puppy
 * Twilight

U

 * The Ugly Barnacle
 * Uncyclopedia

V

 * Vanity Publishing
 * Veggie Tales
 * Vice City
 * Victory Is Boring
 * Viewtiful Joe
 * Haiku
 * Voodoo Shark

W

 * Walking With Dinosaurs
 * Warehouse 13
 * Warhammer 40000
 * Warrior Cats
 * Warrior Poet
 * Watchmen
 * Watership Down
 * Well Intentioned Extremist
 * What Did I Do Last Night
 * Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 * Who Writes This Crap
 * Wild Mass Guessing
 * The Wiki Rule
 * Wiki Sandbox
 * Wiki Vandal
 * Wikipedia
 * With Due Respect
 * Wizards of Waverly Place
 * Word Salad Title
 * The Word Weary
 * The World Ends With You
 * Writing Excuses

X

 * Xanatos Gambit
 * Xanatos Roulette
 * The X-Files
 * X Japan
 * Xkcd

Y

 * Yaoi Fangirl
 * Yaoi Guys
 * Yandere
 * Yogscast
 * Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou
 * You Are Worth Hell
 * You Don't Want to Die A Virgin Do You
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair
 * You Keep Using That Word
 * Your Mileage May Vary
 * Young Frankenstein
 * Young Justice
 * YouTube
 * Youtube Poop
 * Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
 * Yume Nikki
 * Yu Yu Hakusho

Z

 * Zero Punctuation
 * Zero Wing
 * Zombie Apocalypse

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