Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

"Kirk: Do you know what our problem is?

Flint: Financing sir?

Kirk: No, it's that damn Johnny Depp."

An obscure film but beloved within its cult following, Pirates of the Great Salt Lake is the heart-warming tale of two modern would be pirates... wandering around the Great Salt Lake.

A 2006 Mollywood comedy, we follow two out-of-luck smoes as they sail row across the Lake, attempting to plunder and ravage modern Utah, only to find that they're not very successful. When they just so happen to find a genuine treasure map, their luck changes ...from bad to worse.

This Film contains examples of:

"Kirk: I think he's talking to that grove of trees..."
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys The reason Ruby isn't interested in Flint, and why she is interested after he shows up as a pirate.
 * Angel Unaware
 * Audience What Audience: after Kirk

"Flint: We're Lewis and Clarke!
 * A Pirate 400 Years Too Late
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall
 * Butt Monkey: Drake, but only after  so it's well deserved.
 * Chekhov's Gun:  Also doubles as a Chekhov's Gag
 * Coming Out Story The scene where Kirk tells his mother he's a pirate is played out like this one for laughs.
 * Does This Remind You of Anything: Kirk's mother walks in on him rubbing his wooden sword while watching a video of two pirates in swordplay.
 * Everythings Better With Princesses: Kirk's Mom has...issues.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners
 * Ho Yay:

Kirk: Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer!

Flint: We're Siegfried And Roy!

Kirk:...No we're not."


 * Identical Stranger: Many of the actors play multiple parts, not just as a money-saving technique but for definite laughs.
 * Inspector Javert: Detective Anderson
 * Magical Native American: The Narrator. Played for laughs, although the ending hints  Or maybe just nuts.
 * Mood Whiplash The movies makes a fast turn to the dramatic when
 * Theme Park Version: Kirk and Flint take most of their cues from old pirate movies, but do get the griminess right. Later when Drake dresses up as part of a scam, he takes this Up to Eleven with something he obviously bought from a cheap costume store.
 * The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
 * Rule of Funny
 * Talk Like a Pirate