Teen Idol/Quotes

"Barney Schlock: All right, we got the tenor sax, vocal group, piano, drums and guitar. We're all set to make a hit Rock and Roll record.  Let's hear it! [brief clip of 1950s-style rock instrumental] Barney Schlock:  Hold it.  Hold it!  Something's missing. Musician:  A teenage idol, man.  You don't have a teenage idol. Barney Schlock:  Oh, yeah.  Well wait here, I'll get one. [SFX:  Walk out of studio and out onto street] Barney Schlock:  Hey, kid! Kid:  Who, me? Barney Schlock:  Yeah!  Can you sing? Kid:  No. Barney Schlock:  Good.  Come with me."

- Stan Freberg, "The Old Payola Roll Blues, Part 1" (1960)