Unforgiven/Funny

"Little Bill: It's been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen? English Bob (stunned): Little Bill, well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. (waves his hat) I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. Little Bill: I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it. English Bob: Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse - drunk, of course - and that you... aheh, broke your bloody neck. Little Bill: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead... 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
 * Munny (after shooting Little Bill and nearly every deputy): "Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back." (everyone that can run does).
 * The Running Gag whenever Beauchamp tries to describe his job as a writer: "What, letters?"
 * The scene of the nervous deputies arming themselves as English Bob rides into town, as they argue over the merits of dying on a hot day or cold day as well as how bad a carpenter Little Bill is.
 * "Been talking 'bout the Queen again?"
 * Pretty much the polite banter between old foes English Bob and Little Bill:

"Logan:I sure do miss my bed. Munny: You said that last night. Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my damn bed."
 * On their second night out riding to Big Whiskey: