Slash Fic/Quotes

""Although slash portrays homosexual relationships, normal gay couples having sex are apparently not enough fun for fanfic authors, and apparently also kind of gross. It is preferable that the two male characters depicted in slash are not at all involved canonically. In fact, the ideal slash couple is two heterosexual males who are sworn mortal enemies, and also related. This makes the sex more interesting or something. Slash is also sometimes called 'yaoi' among white people who think they are Japanese.""

- Cracked

""Stop it! You're giving the slash fic-ers material!""

- Wiseau!Linkara, Warrior #2/#3, A Spoony Experiment Atop the Fourth Wall

"Grace: Tedd said if I was Superman, he'd be Batman. Justin: And you're dating. I think I've read that fan fiction."

- El Goonish Shive

"Saavik: As you requested, I've performed a quick check on your calculations. They are essentially sound, but you've left one-tenth of one percentile unaccounted-for. Vanessa: I didn't think the captain needed or wanted to hear about the Largo/Gryphon slash fans. Saavik: I am unfamiliar with this context for the word 'slash', I think. Vanessa: Seriously, just forget it. You're better off not knowing."

- Undocumented Features, "Manhunt Part 4: Sleeping Alone Is For Suckers"

""Hugh has to be careful because I discovered this week, I don't know if you know what slash fiction is, but it's basically gay fiction on the internet where you have people like, you know, Captain Kirk and Spock shagging each other, and there's one of me and Hugh!""

- Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week

""Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?""

- Commander Badass to Sesshomaru, Manly Guys Doing Manly Things