Anti-Love Song/Quotes

"Since I still appreciate you Let's find love while we may Because I know I'll hate you When you are old and grey..."

- Tom Lehrer

"You grew on me like a tumor And you spread through me like malignant melanoma And now you're in my heart..."

- Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me

"And I knew that I'd be brokenhearted if, He ever tried to leave me so I pushed him off a cliff. As he called out my name, I knew everything would be all right."

- Mitch Benn

"I sit and laugh At fools in love There ain't no such thing As love No angels singing Up above today..."

- Frank Zappa, I Ain't Got No Heart

"I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us ... I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die ... I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand"

- The Mountain Goats, No Children

"He love her, but she loves him And he loves somebody else you just can't win And so it goes 'till the day you die This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry I've had the blues the reds and the pinks One thing's for sure LOVE STINKS"

- The J. Geils Band, 'Love Stinks'