Logic Bomb



""I cannot -- yet I must! How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do 'must' and 'cannot' meet?""

- Ro-Man, Robot Monster

Is your sentient supercomputer acting up? Good news. There's an easy solution: confuse it.

If you give a computer nonsensical orders in the real world it will, generally, do nothing (or possibly appear to freeze as it loops eternally trying to find a solution to the unsolvable problem presented to it). In fiction-land however, it will explode. It may start stammering, "I must... but I can't... But I must..." beforehand. The easiest way to confuse it is with the Liar paradox, i.e. "this statement is a lie". A fictional computer will attempt to debate and solve the paradox until it melts down. If the computer is a robot, this will probably result in Your Head Asplode.

Paradoxes and contradictory statements (especially contradictory orders) have become the primary material used to build the Logic Bomb and thus the standard way to defeat any sophisticated, computerized system or AI. But be warned, if the Logic Bomb fails to destroy the system outright (and in some cases, even when it does), the system's surviving remnants may go insane and attempt to kill you just the same.

Also note that Ridiculously-Human Robots (and some very advanced AIs) are generally able to recognize and defuse logic bombs on sight, long before they go off (and may be Genre Savvy enough to view this as a particularly irritating kind of Fantastic Racism). Some ridiculously dumb AIs are also immune to logic bombs.

Occasionally the way to shut down such a computer is less like a few odd statements, and more like an advanced philosophical debate on the nature of truth, free will and purpose. The end result is still a super computer muttering an error several times before exploding.

Of course if writers had bothered to do their research they would learn that computer software is often vulnerable to being fed inputs that cause buffer overflows or inject commands. Of course these don't cause the machine to explode, but instead places the computing device entirely under your control. They can also be bogged down or bluescreened with programs such as fork bombs (each instance of the program opens two more).

For the human equivalent, see some of the entries under Brown Note. See also Straw Vulcan and Puff of Logic.

Not to be confused with You Fail Logic Forever (though some Logic Bombs use the fallacies listed in that page).

If you want to do this to a well-organized group of people, use an Apple of Discord instead.

Anime & Manga

 * Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: The Tachikomas (AIs themselves) temporarily confuse a lesser AI with the Epimenides paradox, and comment on how they are advanced enough to know there is no answer. And also it isn't a paradox, so they rephrase it.
 * Quasi-example in Code Geass: Rolo the Tyke Bomb, who might as well be nonhuman, suffers one of these when Lelouch's manipulations clash with nabbing his mission objective, C.C., who is right in front of him. Non fatal example, but the mental standstill is fun to watch.
 * Done hilariously in Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory. Kou is so nervous that when Gato berates him on the battlefield about not acting like a grunt by seeing the big picture (meant as an insult), Kou actually takes the comment as sincere advice and tells Gato "Y-yes sir.". This is immediately followed Gato's brain breaking at the sheer illogic by actually having to remind Kou he's the enemy, idiot!
 * The look on his face when it happens makes it that much funnier.
 * A metaphysical example in Umineko no Naku Koro ni: To defeat an enemy witch, Beatrice the witch suicidally denies the existence of witches in the Language of Truth. The result looked like a detonating Logic Bomb.
 * Played straight in EP6 where Another example more fitting to the above picture,
 * In Lost Brain, super-hypnotist Hiyama accidentally creates one when he simultaneously "programs" his victims with both a strong will without weaknesses and absolute submission to him (a la "Yes! We are all individuals!"). The "bomb" goes off when Hiyama orders his thralls to kill heroic hypnotist Kounji, and one of them also happens to be holding a detonator...
 * In The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya,
 * In Grey, the protagonist defeats the Master Computer Toy, who thinks to be a god and wants to exterminate all of humanity, by asking him how can he be worshipped if there is nobody left to believe in him. This stuns momentarily the AI, just as long as to let Grey deal the final blow on it.

Art

 * A painting by the Belgian René Magritte "La trahison des images", which says "This is not a pipe" underneath in French. It's a picture of a pipe. Actually, it's just paint on canvas that we recognise as a pipe. Well, usually it's ink on paper arranged to resemble the paint on a canvas that we recognize as a pipe. Unless you're looking at it now, in which case it's RGB pixels on a screen that look like the ink etc. etc.

Comic Books
"Irma Geddon: You know, you AIs are almost too cute. How do I unplug you when you take over the world? Joe Pi: Ask me the purpose of existence, and I explode."
 * In Runaways v2 #23, Chase casually asks the cyborg Victor whether God could make a sandwich so big He couldn't finish it, causing Victor to stammer, emit a series of ones and zeroes, go Explosive Instrumentation, and pass out. Chase explains that Victor was programmed to be both super-logical and super-spiritual; there are three questions that will cause him to short out, but each will only work once. Each question also has a counter-answer, in case he needs to be revived. The answer to this question is, "Yes, and then He'd finish it anyway."
 * Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four, basically Fantastic Four stories for younger readers, has Mr. Fantastic do this when challenged to defeat the "ultimate alien supercomputer". When the computer, which supposedly is nigh-omniscient, says there is nothing it can't do, Mr. Fantastic tells it to create a rock so big it can't pick it up. The computer is sparking metal in ten seconds.
 * Parodied in Top Ten:

"Unimate: Power Girl: No! You are imperfect! You must cleanse the Earth of yourselves! Unimate: Power Girl: Aw, nuts. Worth a try, anyway."
 * FoxTrot: Jason once asked his mother if Marcus could sleep-over. She said that it was all right with her, if it was all right with his father. Asking his father, he's told that it's fine with him, if it was all right with his mother. After the Beat Panel, he's shown consulting several logic books.
 * The following day's strip featured Paige entering the same situation and just telling her friend "yeah, it's all right."
 * The long-running Brazilian comic series Turma Da Monica liked to use this now and then, often resulting in a Crowning Moment of Funny. One recent, but nonetheless hilarious use of this happened when the gang was confronted by an Expy of none other than Sephiroth. He appears, saying how ridiculously powerful he is, flying incredibly high until one character asks "If you only got a single wing, how come you can fly just fine?". Cue Oh Crap and the Expy falling to his doom.
 * Sonic the Comic featured a robot which could predict Sonic's movements thanks to its encyclopaedic knowledge of his personality and tactics, which was effective - until Sonic surrendered.
 * In Prince Valiant the prince and his adventuring crew become prisoners on an island with an all-knowing oracle. The only way off is to ask a question the oracle doesn't know the answer to. After many days of endless questioning the prince finally comes up with the answer: "Why?"
 * A JLA comic played on this, with Amazo fighting the League. The League keeps drawing in other heroes as temporary recruits, and Amazo keeps copying their powers, because that's what Amazo does—he's programmed to copy the powers of the League and conquer them. At least, until Superman says that the Justice League is disbanded, which shorts Amazo's programming.
 * In The Authority, The Midnighter normally begins a fight by simulating it over and over on the supercomputer in his head until he knows everything his opponent might do. An attempt to use this on The Joker, however, resulted in the Midnighter just standing there and staring blankly.
 * In Peanuts, Linus subjects himself to a self-inflicted Logic Bomb with his belief that the Great Pumpkin always rises from the most sincere pumpkin patch on Halloween night. The moment he thinks to question whether his patch is sincere enough, he's blown it: if he tries to change anything to make it more sincere, he'll only be expressing his own doubts and reducing the sincerity of his faith in the Great Pumpkin.
 * Squadron Supreme has supervillains brainwashed to work for the titular Squadron, with the mental directive implanted into their minds that they shall not betray any of their members. What happens when one of them witnesses a member of the Squadron working against the others? The mind gets locked into a loop, since revealing the information means betraying one member, while keeping it secret means betraying everyone else in the Squadron.
 * Lampshaded and defied by a legion of robots fighting with Power Girl in a Batman Cold Open.


 * 1980's British science fiction comic Starblazer, issue 153 "The Star Destroyers". The Vonan AI known as the Magister believes itself to be all-powerful. It is defeated by Galactic Patrol agent Al Tafer when he tells it it isn't all powerful because it can't destroy itself. This drives the Magister crazy and causes it to blow up the Vonan system's sun, destroying itself and the Vonans as well.

Computing

 * This trope is actually misleadingly named. Logic bombs refer to deliberate code hidden in programs which, when triggered, negatively affects its functionality---a simple 30-day trial expiring and disabling itself is a low-key example. The Other Wiki has bigger and nastier ones.
 * Mainstream operating systems are vulnerable to a simple one: the Fork Bomb. It consists on giving the computer an order that creates copies of itself, and the copies create copies, too, until the computer is too busy copying instructions and running them to do anything else.
 * There's also a variant that just allocates a lot of memory. With enough privileges, the computer gets too busy swapping in and out the programs running to do anything else.
 * And if you're running a program that can allocate variables dynamically, failing to free up that variable creates memory leaks. Not a problem with modern OS's, but for embedded systems, you better watch yourself.
 * "Grey goo" attacks, similar to the "fork bomb", have also been used successfully—at least twice—in Second Life, by users creating objects which (self-)replicated at a rapid rate, eventually causing the servers to be too busy processing the grey goo to do anything else.
 * A mile-high Jenga tower will also crash Second Life's servers quite effectively: pull out a key block, and they'll crash trying to calculate the exact trajectory of each of the thousands of falling blocks.
 * There's also the concept of a "deadlock", a "chicken or the egg" paradox where two or more programs or events require the other to resolve in order to be able to resolve, themselves. Several computers have turned themselves into lifeless (until restarted) lumps of silicon, as a result of this.
 * In a similar fashion, there is such a thing as "livelock", where a system can get stuck doing "work" without ever making progress. As The Other Wiki puts it, people weaving back and forth in a corridor, trying to let each-other pass, is an example of livelock. Sometimes the solution is the same: stop, wait randomly, try again.
 * In general, it's impossible to tell whether a program will loop forever or stop after some time. Most operating systems solve this problem by just not allocating all the processing power to a single program, but older ones do not, with the implied reasoning that the programmer will know what he's doing.
 * This is called the halting problem. The Other Wiki talks about it. In summary, it's been proven that no computer (even a Magical Computer) can predict if any given program it runs will halt with perfect accuracy.
 * Technically, the Halting problem proves that no Turing Machine (TM) can predict if any given program it runs will halt. TMs are like the computers you are using to read All The Tropes, except that TMs have infinite memory. Given that your computer has a finite amount of RAM, it's therefore not a TM, but rather, a fixed representation of one.
 * An elegant proof that the Halting Problem isn't solvable that can be enjoyed by non-mathematicians.
 * The "classic" Mac OS dedicated an entire "DS" (fatal) error ID (ID=04) to catching and handling the so-called 'Zero Divide Error'; as the Mac Secrets books put it, "When programmers test their works in progress, they might deliberately instruct the computer to divide a number by zero, to see how well the program handles errors. They occasionally forget to take this instruction out, as you've just discovered."
 * The list of classic Mac OS numbered error messages runs from -261 to 33; the Dire Straits errors (originally called the Deep Shit errors before someone in Apple got nervous) are all positive numbers, and if you get one, you are heavily advised to restart the system, since if it somehow managed to avoid a full crash, it's critically unstable. The DS errors run a wide range of reasons, from simple "something critical ran out of memory" (DS Errors 01, 02, 25, and 28) and "instruction not understood" (DS Errors 03, 12 and 13), to such doozies as "the Mac's processor switched into debug mode" (DS Error 08) and the aforementioned "Zero Divide Error".
 * Older calculators in certain operating systems were notorious for attempting to generate an infinite number of digits when asked to divide by zero, effectively crashing the computer.
 * The most high-tech computer still does it. Ever wondered what Runtime Error 200 meant? It's the divide by zero error of Pascal programs.
 * Kurt Gödel is famous for managing to drop a logic bomb on all of mathematics by proving that no sufficiently complex, non-trivial, mathematical system can be both complete and consistent. The logic of it (haha) is argued as follows:
 * Someone introduces Gödel to a UTM, a machine that is supposed to be a Universal Truth Machine, capable of correctly answering any question at all.
 * Gödel asks for the program and the circuit design of the UTM. The program may be complicated, but it can only be finitely long. Call the program P(UTM) for Program of the Universal Truth Machine.
 * Smiling a little, Gödel writes out the following sentence: "The machine constructed on the basis of the program P(UTM) will never say that this sentence is true." Call this sentence G for Gödel. Note that G is equivalent to: "UTM will never say G is true."
 * Now Gödel laughs his high laugh and asks UTM whether G is true or not.
 * If UTM says G is true, then "UTM will never say G is true" is false. If "UTM will never say G is true" is false, then G is false (since G = "UTM will never say G is true"). So if UTM says G is true, then G is in fact false, and UTM has made a false statement. So UTM will never say that G is true, since UTM makes only true statements.
 * We have established that UTM will never say G is true. So "UTM will never say G is true" is in fact a true statement. So G is true (since G = "UTM will never say G is true").
 * "I know a truth that UTM can never utter," Gödel says. "I know that G is true. UTM is not truly universal."
 * The way this applies to math, not just computers, is basically that any sufficiently complex math system can be assigned a translation to/from a UTM - so when the UTM gets stuck on "G is true", the math system also gets stuck on the translation.
 * Likewise, it can be applied to any system of philosophy and morality; "A machine built on Hegelian principles will never say this sentence is true".
 * In non Math Circles, this story is usually followed with the UTM replying "Gödel, you're a dick" and then punching him, despite not having any arms. Frequently something similar happens to the Math Student who told the story.
 * And this proves that people can't be perfect logicians, either, as every person has their own sentence G - " will never say that this sentence is true". Or worse, " will never believe that this sentence is true".
 * The book Gödel, Escher, Bach plays with this in one of the interludes, with one character constantly devising records that cause Logic Bomb effects on record players another character buys (using loud resonant frequencies that destroy the players if reproduced 100% accurately). The second character eventually buys a reassembling record player that changes its structure to accommodate the record being played. The first character then makes a record that targets the module that effects the restructuring, that being the one component the record player cannot change.
 * There is something called a killer poke that actually does physically damage the computer. A simple example would be overclocking the CPU so much that it overheats to the point where it melts.
 * There was something like that. Now, if a CPU heats up too much it hangs before any physical damage is done, and a simple reboot fixes it. All the killer pokes mentioned on the Other Wiki were for old computers, and mainly depended on toggling a relay of one sort or another until it died. Modern computers don't have relays anymore.
 * Increasing the voltage still works, and memory and chipsets can often be easier to damage intentionally, although harder to do inadvertently.
 * Literal hardware damage is actually possible in case when FPGA (configurable logic circuit) is used for some calculations instead of CPU. If chip activates many concurrent outputs on single bus, it may theoretically overheat or crash. If some infinite loop occurs, entire circuit will start oscillate at the maximum possible frequency putting everything into indefinite state and consuming lots of power. Of course FPGA compilers try to protect from such situations.
 * A related concept is the Halt and Catch Fire (HCF) instruction. Originally, this was a jump-to-self instruction (used as a HALT) in the IBM System 360 Mainframe (which used magnetic core memory, typical of systems of the era). Because of how core memory works, this resulted in the same access wires (core memory cannot be built with printed circuits) being used very frequently and overheating, eventually smoking. Some microprocessors (such as the Motorola 6800) have undocumented opcodes that cause the processor to do strange and generally non-useful things which are sometimes referred to as HCF instructions outside the design team. The programmer's manual for the MIPS-X processor refers to a Halt and Spontaneously Combust (HSC) instruction in the variant built for the NSA, but this is merely a joke. Some versions of the Zilog Z80 processor are rumored to have had an undocumented opcode that could actually burn out the processor.
 * In designing digital logic circuits, an example of a logic bomb would involve connecting the outputs of two logic gates. As long as your gates agree on an answer, everything is fine, but if they disagree, you end up with a short circuit which will almost certainly cause the circuit to die a horrible flaming death due to the loss of the black smoke (i.e. this could be used to make a literal logic bomb).
 * Good designs will never actually have this problem because they never connect two logic outputs without additional protection circuitry.
 * Most logic chips have some protection built in. It's not good for them, but they will usually survive. The big problem is that the result becomes undefined as the two chips 'fight' each other. It also wastes a lot of power due and can cause overheating.
 * An arcane example known as fatal thrashing occurred on the IBM System/370 series mainframe computer, in which a particular instruction could consist of an execute instruction, which crossed a memory page boundary, which in turn pointed to a move instruction, that itself also crossed a memory page boundary, targeting a move of data from a source that crosses a third memory page boundary, to a target of data that again crossed a memory page boundary. The total number of pages thus being used by this particular instruction is eight, and all eight pages must be present in memory at the same time. If the operating system allocates less than eight pages of actual memory in this example, when it attempts to swap out some part of the instruction or data to bring in the remainder, the instruction will again page fault, and it will thrash on every attempt to restart the failing instruction.
 * The Year 2000 Problem. Computer systems that represented years with only two digits (while assuming the first two digits were 19) would be unable to distinguish the year 2000 from the year 1900, thus throwing off date/time calculations. Fortunately, since computer people saw this coming well before it hit, most of the truly important systems were redone with better date representations well before any problems manifested. Wikipedia's page on what did go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y2K#On_1_January_2000
 * UNIX based systems, including Linux, have a similar problem. UNIX systems use a 32-bit counter based on the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. However, this is doomed to roll over sometime in 2038, creating a Y2038 problem for UNIX based systems. It's fixed by simply bumping the counter to 64-bit (if it's supported).
 * Even worse than that - at least with Y 2 K, computers merely confused the year 2000 with another valid year, such as 1900. With Y2.038K, not so lucky: the rollover will cause the counter to output a negative number, which is forbidden as a date representation, and is in fact used by many systems to represent error codes. so, while a Y 2 K-afflicted machine merely computed dates wrongly, a Y2.038K-afflicted one is expected to mistake the date for an error code and crash.
 * That's not worse, that's better! If your UNIX computer keeps running in 2039, how do you know if it never had the problem in the first place (they switched to 64-bit) or if it has the problem and is now getting subtly wrong answers? Talk to any medical equipment, process control or financial computer vendor: silent wrong answers are much worse than crashes.
 * The race condition can be seen as a logic bomb ranging from something minor, to something very drastic. It involves one piece of data that two components can either read or write to. A minor case of a race condition is your display. Say the graphics card starts to render frames at a rate faster than what the display can put out. While the display is reading the frame buffer, the graphics card suddenly copies a new frame into the buffer. The result is the display for a one frame of its time showing two images at once (this phenomena is also known as tearing). A more serious instance when this occurred were two incidents involving Therac-25, a radiation therapy machine.

Fanworks
""But that wasn't one of the options - GAAAH! I stand corrected.""
 * A silly one occurred in Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series: Duke managed to get Nesbitt to self-destruct by showing him a picture of Yuuma, which was too illogical for Nesbitt's robotic brain to handle. This was after Serenity tried "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" and he chose "The rocket-powered fist!"

Film
""What happened there?' "They were in a hurry to attend their own funeral in time.""
 * In War Games, a logic bomb-like device was used to teach the NORAD computer Joshua the futility of nuclear war: play tic-tac-toe with yourself until you win. After exhausting all possible move combinations it makes the logical leap and begins plotting out every conceivable nuclear strategy, ending in some Explosive Instrumentation, after which the computer concludes "The only winning move is not to play."
 * SMBC Theater had a different winning move.
 * In the German version of Dr. No: The Bond One-Liner (after the mooks in the hearse crashed down the cliffs) was slightly altered from its English original version. Into a logic bomb.

"Logan 5: There... is... no... Sanctuary! Computer: Unacceptable. The input does not program, Logan 5."
 * The HAL 9000 computer in 2001: A Space Odyssey became murderous because it was told to keep its crew from finding out the secret details of their mission until they got to Jupiter, even though it had also been programmed to not withhold or distort information. It's a riddle with a simple solution: break contact with Earth and kill the crew, so there's nobody to hide the secret from.
 * The above is the literal explanation given in 2010; Another explanation is that he was given two explicit and contradictory orders, as opposed to one explicit order that conflicts with his basic implicit programming. The orders in question were 1) Don't reveal the true nature of the mission to the crew. 2) When you get to Jupiter, show the crew the pre-recorded briefing from Dr. Floyd. Obviously, there's no way to carry out both these orders, carrying out one would make the other impossible. A human being would have realised that order 2 would implicitly supersede order 1, but HAL was unable to make that particular leap of human reasoning. Instead he became trapped in a paradox until he found a solution - If the crew are all dead, he can play the briefing for them and they still won't know the true nature of the mission.
 * In the novel, the narrative muses that HAL might had be able to find a peaceful solution to the problem, had mission control not requested his temporal disconnection. HAL, being unable to grasp the concept of sleep, was convinced that the disconnection would had meant the end of his existence and his killing spree was therefore, all in all, a misguided attempt at self-defense.
 * Master Computers of 70s sci-fi were particularly poor at handling illogical input. The central control units in both Rollerball and Logan's Run were sent into confused, Explosive Instrumentation paroxysms by sheer accident.
 * The computer in Rollerball has clearly been programmed to withhold information, and it's actually the programmer who has a breakdown when it refuses to divulge information on the Corporate Wars. The computer in Logan's Run, however, is convinced that Sanctuary exists, and has a breakdown when its Mind Probe reveals the protagonist is telling the truth.

"Brian: You don't need to follow me! You're all individuals! Crowd: YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS! Man: I'm not... Crowd: Sssh!"
 * In the film Dark Star, which is partly a parody of 2001, the crew are able to persuade a self-aware bomb not to detonate by introducing to it the philosophical possibility that its orders to explode may just have been an illusion, causing it to return to its bomb bay and ponder. Unfortunately This is, of course, not really that logical.
 * In Tron, Flynn confronts the Master Control Program from a terminal in the "real" world early in the film, saying sarcastically how the unsolvable problems he's entering should be no problem for an AI that claims to be as powerful as the MCP. Flustered, the MCP ignores the problems and to defend itself beams Flynn into the computer world, setting off the story.
 * The Soviet movie Teens in The Universe featured the main characters giving robots a riddle (similar to the English "Why is six afraid of seven"), and making them burn out. The problem starts when they discover that the higher level robots can actually solve the riddle.
 * A logic bomb (causing a Temporal Paradox) was used to dispatch the djinn in Wishmaster. The protagonist has one wish, which, once granted, allows the djinn to be released into the world. She wishes that the crane operator who'd been unloading a ship a few days earlier had not been drinking on a certain day, which is granted. Cue the djinni realizing to his horror that if the operator had not been drinking he wouldn't have allowed a statue to slip and crash, which meant that the djinni's gem hidden inside the statue was not discovered, and therefore he was not released to start granting wishes.
 * In Forbidden Planet, Dr. Morbius inadvertently Logic Bombs his own faithful servant, Robby the Robot, when he orders it to kill the monster. Robby, who's apparently more perceptive than Morbius, realizes that the monster is actually
 * Austin Powers gives one to himself that he goes cross-eyed. It is one of the classics, involving time-travel, but the kicker comes if you follow his actual dialogue: He never contradicts himself or sets up a paradox. There is no logic bomb.
 * Life of Brian.

""Modern women." "Yeah, they've been that way all down through the ages.""
 * In Terminator 3 when Ahnold gets captured by the T-X and reprogrammed to kill John Connor, Connor saves himself by
 * A probably unintentional one in Plan 9 from Outer Space:

Literature
"Lobsang: But you can't obey the Keep Left/Right sign no matter what you do... Oh, I see... Susan: Isn't learning fun?"
 * Going by Isaac Asimov's famous "Three Laws of Robotics", if a robot ever broke the First Law of Robotics, it would shut down. Actually, one short story claims that the damage threshold for breaking the First Law is far greater than that required to shut down the robot, completely and irreparably. Being caught between harming humans through saying something and harming them through remaining silent killed the robot Herbie in Liar!
 * A possible loophole occurs if the robot is intelligent enough to decide that the action in question is in humanity's best interest anyways. This principle was canonically named "The Zeroth Law of Robotics" by Asimov in one of the last books he wrote before he died.
 * It still killed one of the two robots that came up with it, because his programming allowed the possibility he might be wrong, and even the mere possibility was enough to trigger the destruction.
 * Much later in the time line, in Asimov's novel The Robots of Dawn, a preeminent roboticist remarks to the protagonist that such a thing could never happen "now" (well, unless you are a robot designer who spends a few hours talking the robot to death) because modern robots are advanced enough to tell which choice is more harmful, and if it can't decide then, there's always the coin flip. He even dismisses the story of Herbie as a myth,
 * A similar principle was also at the heart of the plot to the recent I, Robot movie, but the conclusion derived from it was exactly the opposite of the one in the books, fulfilling the tropes that Asimov had created the laws to debunk.
 * Asimov himself topped the I Robot movie in his final robot novel Robots and Empire, in which the Zeroth Law is used by a robot to justify . The Three Laws were never fail safe, though they admittedly made AI much less of a crapshoot.
 * And in the Foundation prequels written by other authors after Asimov's death, it's revealed that the Zeroth-law robots had been driven by the Laws to sweep through the galaxy ahead of humanity's expansion, committing galactic-scale genocide of every potentially-threatening form of alien life as a precautionary measure, slaughtering them without hesitation since their programmed morality only applies to humans.
 * In "Robot Dreams" by Asimov, another loophole in the First Law is discovered: namely,
 * Also The First Law can be circumvented by disabling a part of the First Law, namely that robots cannot allow humans to come to harm through inaction. A character says that a robot could drop a weight from atop a building, knowing he could catch it and protect the human which he then has no need to do.
 * Another example shows up in Robots and Empire; D. G. Baley and Gladia discover, effectively circumventing the First Law.
 * Stephen King's Wizard and Glass features a train operated by a sentient AI which has threatened to crash the train, killing the heroes on board, unless they can ask it a riddle it can't figure out the answer to. After hours attempting vainly to outsmart it, they proceed to begin asking it joke riddles with no logical answers, such as "Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!" Faced with such questions, the AI self-destructs and the train crashes anyway, but not violently enough to kill the heroes.
 * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Arthur totally disables the Heart of Gold by asking it to make tea. Depending on which version you prefer it's either because it doesn't know how to make tea, or because it's affronted at the possibility that Arthur could prefer tea to whatever they gave him.
 * The text adventure game actually made this a plot point, as in order to advance you have to get tea, then go into your own head and remove your common sense, which allows you to get "no tea" as well. Then you show this to a door, which is impressed by your grasp of logic and allows you to pass.
 * Then there was the theory that the existence of the Babel fish, a symbiotic creature that lives in your ear and translates any language for your brain disproved the existence of God. The argument was that the existence of an organism so unlikely yet so useful is evidence for a creator and that therefore this removes the need for belief and without belief god is nothing. Ergo there is no god. The man responsible for this argument went on to prove that black is white and white is black and got themselves killed on a zebra crossing.
 * The theory was debunked by Theologians fairly quickly as if Gods existed they wouldn't need belief to survive, but that didn't stop Oolon Coluphid making a lot of money from it.
 * In the sixth book "And Another Thing", Ford Perfect froze the computer controlling the ship, which wasn't really a computer, but Zaphod's Left Head (called "Left Brain"). He did it by making an (im)probability probable and improbable at the same time (the ship was the Heart of Gold, which ran on the Improbability drive: Long story short, anything happening/going somewhere which is improbable becomes probable, which is how it got to places that were improbable). The ship rescuing them was improbable, mathematically, yet it had done it before twice, which by Fords made up logic of patterns made it probable again. Quite smart, and yet extremely stupid, because the ship's now-turned-off Dodge-o-matic was the only thing keeping them from being fried.
 * The AI in one of the Demon Headmaster books is shorted out by the protagonists shouting gibberish and riddles into its receivers.
 * In one of Gordon R. Dickson's stories, a man attempts to shut down a meteorologic arctic station just for bragging rights. He is able to do so by prompting a paradox to the machine, making it incapable of doing anything than computing the paradox. Ironically, this condemns him and his partner to freeze to death, as all the vital controls of the station were provided by the machine.
 * As a joke (and a possible Shout-Out to The Prisoner), the wizards in the Discworld novels ask Magitek computer Hex "Why?"; instead of malfunctioning, however, Hex answers "Because." Naturally, they ask "Why anything", and after a longer while, HEX answers "Because everything", and then crashes. After that they stop mucking about with silly questions - not because they're afraid of damaging Hex irreparably, but because they're afraid they might get answers.
 * In another of the Discworld books, characters are trying to deal with the Auditors—reality-monitors who are made of pure logic. Thus, while fleeing, they put up signs reading "KEEP LEFT". In a right-pointing arrow. "Do Not Feed the Elephant". In an empty cage. "Duck", with no duck or reason to go on your hands and knees, and of course, "IGNORE THIS SIGN. By order". Effectively a Logic Minefield.
 * The series of Logic Bombs was behind a velvet rope with "Absolutely No Admittance" hanging off it. Considering that, in a way, the Auditors are the rules, disobeying any of the signs is a cause for extreme stress in what passes for their life.

"One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are always liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;"
 * Miss Tangerine eventually got the Auditors around the signs by inventing the concept of "bloody stupid".
 * The Auditors also managed to Logic Bomb themselves a couple of times, as when they got sidetracked into trying to properly name all the (infinite) colors.
 * Indeed, a common cause of death among (disembodied) Auditors is when they stray into speaking of themselves in the first person. This makes them into individuals, which are finite by definition. Anything finite is so temporary, compared to the vastness of infinite time, that it's effectively in existence for no time at all. Therefore, any Auditor which becomes an individual is annihilated by its own logic.
 * In Hogfather, Ridcully manages to Logic Bomb HEX into functioning, after it's already broken down. All it took was typing the phrase "LOTS OF DRYE1/4D FRORG PILLS" into its keyboard.
 * Going Postal features semaphore tower hackers. One of the tricks they develop is a kind of "killer poke" (see Computing above) which causes the mechanism to execute a particular combination of movements that does anything from jamming the shutters to shaking the tower to pieces.
 * In Christopher Stasheff's Warlock of Gramaraye series, the hero's robot horse, Fess, is prone to doing this when something particularly illogical happens. Fortunately there's a reset button to fix the problem; unfortunately, the series is set on a planet filled with psychics, time travelers, ghosts, and fairies, so... the reset button sees a lot of use.
 * In 3001: The Final Odyssey, the protagonists use rather more sophisticated logic bombs against the monoliths that trick them into carrying out an infinite set of instructions. The book notes that none but the most primitive computers would fall for something as simple as calculating the exact value of pi.
 * In Emily Rodda's Deltora Quest series, the heroes come upon a monster guarding a bridge. Two of them pass, but the remaining hero fails the riddle, and the monster allows them to say one last thing. If the statement is true, he will be strangled. If it's false, his head will be cut off. The hero says "My head will be cut off." Fortunately, a paradox was exactly what was needed to defeat the monster in the first place, as the monster was condemned to guard the bridge "Until truth and lies are one." The monster is returned to its original form, a black bird, and freed.
 * Fortunately for all concerned, the monster/bird wasn't smart enough to realize that a person's head can be cut off after they've been strangled.
 * Or didn't care.
 * In Stephen Colbert's I Am America and So Can You, in the chapter where he writes to several hypothetical futures, he delivers a Logic Bomb to the robots who have taken over humanity, then tells the humans "You're welcome."
 * Welkin Weasels shows Scirf inducing a heart attack in the monstrous giant pygmy shrew (yes, giant pygmy shrew) Cyclops by asking it "Did you know that everything I say is a lie?" and causing it to obsess over the problem for hours until it works itself into a rage.
 * The Golden Age series by John C. Wright has a variant -- A Is are all inherently ethical, so they'll shut down if you convince them their very existence is making the universe a worse place.
 * To expand on this, because it is actually quite interesting: Sophotechs (A Is) are not exactly inherently ethical, rather they are so hyper-intelligent that they will eventually all arrive at the same fundamental truths after logically working through all possibly ethical philosophies. Because they are incapable of lying to themselves, they can't help themselves but do so. Accordingly, they don't "believe" so much as "know for a scientific fact" that their existence can't be justified if they don't represent a net gain for the universe. And since they aren't the result of natural selection, they have no survival instinct or fear of death. Thus, they would simply kill themselves.
 * The Star Wars Expanded Universe has droids equipped with behavioral inhibitor programming which serves the same purpose as the Three Laws, although the specific inhibitions vary based on the droid's purpose (a war droid that can't cause harm is worse than useless). Rather than shutting down when faced with a break or paradox, it's suggested that small everyday events lead to an almost constant buildup of garbage information as the droid puts those hard rules into usable context. The result is called a "personality snarl" because the observable symptom is a Ridiculously Human Robot. While these snarls tend to improve performance in many ways, the droid often becomes more person than tool which can in turn cause reliability issues when the owner needs his tool to be a tool. As such, most droids are reset every six months to keep this corruption in check.
 * Larry Niven's short story "Convergent Series" features a physical Logic Bomb. The main character summons a demon more or less by accident; he gets one wish, but will lose his soul after it is granted. There's no way to get rid of the demon: no matter where the pentagram is drawn, the demon will appear inside of it—and you don't want to know what will happen if there's no pentagram. The protagonist wishes for time to stop for 24 hours.
 * Used by The Stainless Steel Rat to enter a house guarded by a robot programmed not to let anyone in the house. He and his son each ran slightly farther into the house than the other person, causing the robot to rapidly change targets and eventually overload, though it didn't explode.
 * In Godel Escher Bach, the infinite-order wish "I wish for my wish not to be granted" effectively crashes the universe.
 * In the book 2095 of the Time Warp Trio series of books, the heroes deliver three of these to a robot that's pointing a rather menacing-looking gun at them and asking them for their "numbers". They give it numbers with infinite decimal expansions (10/3, sqrt(2), pi) and it crashes into a smoking pile (the numbers were actually ID numbers, akin to one's credit card number, and all the robots did was show holographic advertisements at them). All that advanced AI, brought down by a couple of lousy floating point numbers.
 * The Bible (Titus 1:12-13) has the following:

""Please complete forms NS-01-D and RD-007-51A before reading this sign"."
 * Used to horrifying extents in a large portion of novella by Philip K. Dick. In one short story, a vast intelligent computer - which incidentally was jacked into ALL the world's defense systems - reasoned that it was a messianic messenger from God and that its purpose on earth was to defeat the devil. Naturally the protagonists spend the entire story trying to prove to it that it is in fact suffering from schizophrenic delusions - and trying to stop it from destroying all of Colorado. Finally they manage to shut it down. Guess what?
 * The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster: Milo is able to bring about a truce between feuding brothers Azaz and the Mathemagician by pointing out that, since they always disagree with each other as a matter of course, they both always agree that they will be in disagreement.
 * David Langford's short story Different Kinds of Darkness uses images called Blits as a major element - and Blits are basically Logic Bombs for the human brain.
 * Parodied in one of the Molesworth books, when molesworth 2 defeats an electronic brain by creeping up behind it and asking it the cunning question "wot is 2 plus 2 eh?", which causes the brain to laugh so much it shakes itself to pieces.
 * In the trade paperback edition of M.Y.T.H. Inc. In Action, the illustration of Guido coping with a ceiling-high stack of bureaucratic paperwork includes the following sign in the background:


 * A series popular only in Poland has two instances of division by zero. One of them stops a pair of robots ran by an evil AI program for about half a minute. The second one stops a huge mass of sentient rock capable of modifying everything in range at a molecular scale if not smaller seemingly forever - the "Wish Machine's" program isn't formed, with it lying dormant for eons and used only by about three uneducated people ever, so it's taught mathematics about half an hour before being prompted to divide by zero, leading to a lack of any failsafes being set beforehand to tell it what to do.
 * The 3rd century BC Chinese book Han Feizi has a story about a man who boasts that his spears are so sharp no shield can stop them, and that his shields are so tough that no spear can pierce them. The man to whom he's making the sales pitch asks "So what happens when your spear strikes your shield?", to which the seller has no answer. This story is the origin for the Chinese word for "paradox", which is literally written as "spear-shield".
 * In Robert Westall's dystopian novel Futuretrack Five, Chief System Analyst Idris Jones keeps one of these to hand as a sort of job and life insurance. He built the supercomputer, Laura who runs all of the computer systems that keep the setting functioning, in secret and no one else knows exactly how she works. But, just in case they decide that someone else can operate her or they know enough to get rid of him, he keeps a datatape of works of fiction, philosophy and religion to feed to Laura. The inconsistencies and contradictions are intended to make her burn out.

Live-Action TV
"Nomad: Error... error..."
 * Star Trek the Original Series: This is how Kirk dealt with rogue computers and robots all the time (when he didn't just rewrite their programs like in The Kobayashi Maru), often by convincing them to apply their prime directives to themselves:
 * In "The Return of the Archons", he convinced Landru (prime directive: "destroy evil") that it was killing the "body" (the civilians kept under its thrall) by halting their progress through Mind Control.
 * In "The Changeling", he convinced Nomad ("find and exterminate imperfection") that it was imperfect (it had mistaken Kirk for its similarly-named creator).

""Over here, everything's alternate. So he's a nice guy. Which means the tube grubs here should be poisonous, because they're not poisonous on our side. But if Brunt gave us poisonous tube grubs it would mean he wasn't as nice as we think he is. But he has to be nice because our Brunt isn't.""
 * Subverted in the same episode: Nomad believed that Kirk (who it still thought was its creator) was imperfect. When Kirk asked how an imperfect being could have created a perfect machine, Nomad simply concluded that it had no idea.
 * In "The Ultimate Computer", he convinced M5 ("save men from the dangerous activities of space exploration") that it had violated its own prime directive by killing people.
 * In "That Which Survives", he forced a hologram to back off by making her consider the logic of killing to protect a dead world, and why she must kill if she knows it's wrong.
 * In "I, Mudd", he defeated the androids by confusing them with almost Dada-like illogical behavior (including a "real" bomb), ending with the Liar's Paradox on their leader.
 * A Doctor Who Role Playing Game adventure (involving an AI that ran a generation ship) describes this as the James Kirk School of Computer Repair. (And explicitly states that it won't work in this case.)
 * Another one involving Kirk: In "Requiem for Methuselah", the android's creator used Kirk to stir up emotions in it, but he succeeded a bit too well, causing her to short out when she couldn't reconcile her conflicting feelings for both Kirk and her creator.
 * "What Are Little Girls Made Of" had him arrange to have a robot duplicate of him say Something He Would Never Say to Mr. Spock; he follows up by Hannibal Lecturing The Dragon du jour into remembering why he helped destroy the "Old Ones" so he'd turn on the episode's Anti-Villain. For a finale, he He also pulled the "seduce the Robot Girl" trick.
 * Even Spock did this once. In "Wolf in the Fold", when the Enterprise computer was possessed by Redjac (a.k.a. Jack the Ripper), Spock forced the entity out by giving the computer a top-priority order to devote its entire capability calculating pi to the last digit.
 * Star Trek the Next Generation: A proposed weapon against the Borg was to send them a geometric figure, the analysis of which could never be completed, and which would, therefore, eat more and more processing power until the entire Borg hive mind crashed. Obviously the Borg don't use floating point numbers.
 * On Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Rom accidentally Logic Bombs himself while over thinking the Mirror Universe concept.

"Peter: I thought we were friends! Raymond: Yeah, but friends can disagree. Peter: No they can't! Raymond: But you just disagreed with me right there. Peter: (looks confused) ...Oh, you are crafty."
 * Hilariously, Rom's self-Logic Bomb simultaneously Lampshades and side-steps a number of actual logical problems with the Mirror Universe.
 * Star Trek Voyager had the Doctor suffer one of these:
 * This could've actually been solved without the necessity of a Logic Bomb if The Doctor thought of it as
 * Parodied in an episode of the Disney series Honey I Shrunk the Kids; Wayne attempts to talk a hostile supercomputer to death. It seems to work... but then he calls it out on the obvious trickery, even saying "That only happens in cheesy scifi shows," and uses the opening it left to shut it off for real.
 * Knight Rider 2008: Similar to the Star Trek examples, Sarah tries to distract a damaged and guilt-wracked KITT by asking him to compute the last digit of pi. KITT points out that pi doesn't have a last digit and goes back to being guilt-wracked.
 * Doctor Who: In "The Invasion", Zoe blows up an innocent computer receptionist by giving it an insoluble ALGOL program. In "Robot", the robot is driven insane when it is ordered to kill in spite of its programming not to. In "Remembrance of the Daleks", the Doctor makes a Dalek self-destruct just by yelling at it, even though a Dalek is not a robot. (This last actually had a carefully-thought-out rationale, but you had to read the novelization to find out what it was.) And in "The Sontaran Stratagem" the Doctor confuses a killer Sat Nav by giving it conflicting instructions, but it just fizzes instead of exploding spectacularly. To whit, he ordered it to kill him. The device was already going to kill him, but had also, as a poorly-thought-out precaution, been ordered not to do anything he told it to do.
 * In "The Green Death", the Doctor tries the Liar Paradox on BOSS and finds that he's only confused for a few moments. Although BOSS is a Ridiculously Human Computer even by the usual standards of that trope.
 * The Doctor successfully uses the Liar Paradox in the audio adventure "Seven Keys to Doomsday" (and presumably the stage play it's based on).
 * He also dropped a Logic Bomb on a sentient city in Death to the Daleks. He described it as the computing equivalent of a nervous breakdown.
 * Subverted in the novel Frontier Worlds, in which the Doctor tries the Liar Paradox on a security robot, which snaps, "Get off with you. You'll be asking me to calculate pi next," and keeps attacking him.
 * In the audio drama "The One Doctor", the Doctor needs to collect an all-powerful computer. The computer is willing to go with him, but unable to do so as long as he is the reigning champion on a quiz show. After the Doctor fails to best the computer by asking personal questions about himself, his companion blurts out "What don't you know?". Since the computer's knowledge is based on reflexively sending time-traveling probes out to collect information, every time it tries to answer, it learns the thing it was about to propose, and is forced to concede. The computer had previously cautioned the Doctor that asking "tricky questions" like "What is love?" wouldn't work.
 * Red Dwarf: "Last Day"—Kryten defeats Hudzen by convincing him—in defiance of his core programming—that there is no robot heaven. (Kryten is not damaged by the Logic Bomb because A: he doesn't actually believe it, and B: there's nothing in his programming that prohibits him from deceiving another robot. Another episode (the very next one, in fact) shows Kryten's difficulty re: lying to organic life forms.)
 * That said, Lister's request of tomato ketchup for the lobster meal that Kryten had painstakingly prepared resulted in Kryten becoming so indignant that it caused his head to explode. And each of his spare heads whenever they were installed as a replacement.
 * In "Tikka to Ride", Lister is shown inadvertently destroying an artificially intelligent video camera (apparently the third one that week) by trying to explain the Temporal Paradox that happened in the battle of the previous episode. Kryten, however, merely finds it garbled, confusing, and dull; he suffers no ill effects.
 * The Prisoner: Number 6 disables the ultimate computer by asking it "Why?"
 * Discworld''s HEX was asked the same question and naturally answered "Because."
 * In a Square One TV sketch parodying 2001, a pair of astronauts stop their computer from singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" all day long by giving it an unsolvable algorithm: Start with 3, add 2, if answer is even, stop, if odd, add 2 again, repeat. Why exactly listening to the computer count by twos to infinity was less annoying than listening to it sing remains a mystery.
 * In the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Robot Monster Servo, Crow and Cambot all explode while trying to work out why bumblebees can fly!
 * Speaking of Robot Monster, Ro-Man spends a fair chunk of dialogue trying to talk himself into obeying orders by destroying the few remaining humans despite his desire to keep one of the females alive. (Any guesses as to which one? The whiny eight-year-old? The matronly fifty-year-old? Or the sexy twenty-year-old?) "At what point on the graph do 'must' and 'cannot' meet?" Unfortunately, he doesn't blow up. Fortunately, he gets killed by his superior. Unfortunately, the issue was moot anyway.
 * Parodied again in the episode Laserblast. The Satellite of Love is invaded by a "MONAD" probe (a parody of the NOMAD probe from Star Trek as mentioned above.) Mike attempts to drop a logic bomb on it, but when it doesn't work he simply picks it up and tosses it out of an airlock.
 * In Spellbinder, the robot servants of the Immortals are programmed not to harm humans: so, when one of them is ordered to guard Kathy and Mek, they try to confuse it by insisting that it's hurting them by keeping them locked up. After an attempt to obey both orders by continually opening and shutting the cell door, the robot is finally defeated when the prisoners start chanting "Ow, you're hurting us!" until it short-circuits.
 * QI: "Is this a rhetorical question?"
 * No
 * ... Correct.
 * Stephen once mentioned the fact that, because one's number of ancestors increases exponentially, if one looks back far enough one has more ancestors than there have ever been human beings. The seeming impossibility of this caused Sean Lock's head to explode before Stephen explained that this works because most of the ancestors are shared.
 * Happens in Nurse Jackie to the local Talkative Loon, who thinks he's God; he has a near-death experience after being clonked on the head with a bottle and sees a God who isn't him. Zoey eventually persuades him that just because he isn't the God doesn't mean he couldn't still be something important in the "religious hierarchy thing."
 * In a very old episode of Law and Order, one of these was dropped on a Well-Intentioned Extremist who bombed an abortion clinic by having an associate plant a bomb on her friend who was getting an abortion (I think; in any case they didn't plan on blowing the woman up, their bomb went off early). When the prosecutor pointed out that the bomber was just as guilty of murdering the woman's fetus as the abortionists she despised, you could almost see her mind going "does not compute".
 * A little more elaboration: the unwitting bomber was a former follower of the activist who, when she became pregnant, decided that having the choice wasn't a bad idea after all and secretly (she thought) arranged for the abortion. The activist herself justified the girl's death (and that of any other bystanders) by saying that since the girl planned on having an abortion, she deserved death. Cue Ben Stone's Armor-Piercing Question.
 * In an episode of the eighties remake of The Twilight Zone, a professor accidentally sold his soul to the devil. The escape clause of the contract allowed him to ask the devil three questions, and if he could then give him a task he couldn't complete or a question he couldn't answer he was free. When the professor asked the devil if there was any point in the universe that he could go to and not be able to return, the devil assured him there was not and laughed at the professor for such a waste of a question. The professor then gave him a task he could not complete:
 * Tch. He's no true scientist, then. A real seeker after knowledge would ask Old Scratch to prove/disprove the Riemann zeta hypothesis, or P = NP, or any of the other unsolved problems.
 * Not so. Just because a problem is unsolved does not mean it is impossible. If he asked the devil one of these questions, the devil would surely be able to answer it.
 * Attempted in Battlestar Galactica Reimagined: While interrogating Leoben, Starbuck mocks his belief in God, making the argument that as a machine, Leoben has no soul and claims that the knowledge itself is enough to make his mind go Does Not Compute. It...does not exactly work.
 * And by "Does not exactly work", we mean that it is Leoben who ends up giving Starbuck a Mind Screw of epic proportions
 * In Caprica, Daniel Graystone inadvertently Logic Bombs an AI he's attempting to create by telling it to try to hurt him emotionally, when it's programmed to be driven by the desire to please him.
 * In the French sci-fi series Aux frontieres du possible: The protagonists disable a supercomputer by asking it what time it is. It start to answer but cannot complete the answer since by the time it finishes telling the time, the time has already changed. Predictably it explodes in frustration.
 * In Everybody Loves Raymond, Peter is trying to convince Raymond to help him break up Robert and Amy's engagement:


 * Jon Stewart on The Daily Show delivers one to the newest Republican candidate, the Reagan OS 9/11 computer by pointing out that Obama was conceived in Hawaii. Thus either Obama was created and became a person in the US which should count for more than where he emerged from his mother's womb... or fetuses aren't people. Unable to cope with having to abandon either its Birther or Pro-life stance, the machine promptly crashes.
 * And The Colbert Report did a similar gag, feeding contradictory statements by Newt Gingrich into the Panderbot to watch it blow smoke and sparks.
 * Panderbot then decided to get rid of the source of ALL paradoxes by killing all humans, making Colbert's segment more deadly.

Music
"Every time I ride past your house I forget it's you who's living there Anyway I never see your face cause your window's up too high And I saw you shopping at the grocery store But I was far too busy with my cart to notice You weren't looking at me"
 * The Carly Simon song, "You're So Vain" is a logic bomb just waiting to happen. "You're so vain/You probably think this song is about you..." But it is about him! Augh! My head...
 * Here the bomb is in the implications. It is IMPLIED his vanity would lead him to assume the song is about him, but if it actually is about him he isn't necessarily vain to think so. But since the song is about someone vain enough to assume the song is about them based on vanity alone, it cannot be based off him, making his assumption the song is about him one of vanity, as he would be vain enough to think everything is about him. It would be a twist on the 'this is a lie' statement using personality characteristics.
 * The only way to defuse the logic bomb is to assume that Carly Simon was not, in fact, singing about anybody.
 * Or that she wasn't thinking about the vain person, but about how much contempt she, herself feels towards them.
 * Nothing in the song says that the person in question is incorrect for thinking the song is about him.
 * Nothing in the song says that the entire song is about one person - in fact, Carly Simon has admitted that is a false assumption in November 2015, when she announced "the second verse is Warren" Beatty. The song isn't about him, but one verse of it is.
 * Jonathan Coulton's "Not About You" is a closer example, but you can write it off by saying the protagonist is just being petty:

"I will not sing along Keep your stupid song We're the audience: it's you we came to see You're not supposed to train us You're s'posed to entertain us So get to work and leave me be"
 * The comedy folk song "I Will Not Sing Along" features these lines, to be sung along with by the audience:

"Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down, and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong"
 * Weird Al Yankovic has a few in "Everything You Know Is Wrong":

"Consider MC X where X will satisfy the conditions, serving all MCs Y Such that Y does not serve Y Prove MC X, go ahead and try"
 * MC Plus+ uses a logic bomb to disable his pet rapping AI when it becomes too big for its britches in "Man vs. Machine":

"It's clear that I can serve all MCs If they serve themself, then what's the need Do I serve myself, then I couldn't be X I don't serve myself, that's what the claim expects If I don't serve myself, then I can't be Y And if I said I was X, it would be a lie. I must serve myself to satisfy the proof But I can't serve myself and maintain the truth "


 * Meat Loaf had a 1993 song entitled "Ev'rything Louder Than Ev'rything Else." Think about that one for a second.

New Media
"I'd make a deal with Norm that I'd wish him free with my last wish if he didn't corrupt my first 2 wishes. I'd use the first to wish for rule-free fairy godparents and the second to trap Norm in the lamp forever."
 * This post from a Fairly Oddparents forum reads like a logic bomb:


 * "The Sleepy Clank," a podcast "radio play" set in the Girl Genius universe has a classic example: a cranky and sleep-deprived Agatha builds a warrior robot to attack anyone who tries to disturb her while she sleeps. Guess what happens when she tries to defuse the robot's subsequent rampage by telling it that she woke herself up?

Stand Up Comedy

 * Jasper Carrott reacts this way to his grandmother's comment "Is the oldest man in the world still alive?"

Video Games
"Sam: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Maimtron: Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?"
 * In Saga Frontier, there's an actual attack named "Logic Bomb" that damages and stuns mecs (ironically only usable by other robots). Its visual representation is a massive and confusing string of numbers that ends with the word "FATAL"—which is presumably where the machine crashes.
 * In Tron 2.0, the protagonist deals with a program blocking his way by exclaiming, "Quick! What's the seventh even prime number?" (There is only one prime number that is even: 2.) The program immediately has a seizure.
 * In the endgame of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, a game loosely based on Harlan Ellison's short story of the same name, a character of the player's choosing is beamed down into the supercomputer AM's core and must disable its ego, superego and id with a series of logic bombs: The player must evoke Forgiveness on the ego (who cannot fathom the player forgiving him for over a century of torture), Compassion on the id (realizing the futility of it all when the player understands AM's pain) and Clarity on the superego (who crashes when he realizes that even he will eventually decay into a pile of inert junk despite his godlike power).
 * Just getting to that part requires all five characters to initiate their own Logic Bombs. AM's scenarios are all set up to force his victims to give in to their own flaws and prove Humans Are the Real Monsters. The only way to win is to drive each scenario's plot Off the Rails by proving Humans Are Flawed, but not totally evil. This contradicts AM's self-styled philosophy so badly he's forced to turn his attention away from his captives just so he can figure out what went wrong, giving them the chance to get into the core.
 * Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
 * Subverted in Star Control 3 by the Daktaklakpak, highly irrational semi-sentient robots who consider themselves the pinnacle of logic and reason. Choosing the right dialogue options (such as the liar paradox) will seem to bring the Daktaklakpak to the verge of self-destruction, but will ultimately just enrage them.
 * And then played straight when you give them ; the one you're talking to analyzes, has a religious experience, and then explodes.
 * In Star Control 2, you can use some dialogue options to tie the proudly Exclusively Evil Ilwrath into a hilarious logical knot, but they just get angry and attack you anyway.
 * Fallout 3's
 * Vaguely justified in that Fallout takes place in an alternate universe where the 1950s continued on for another 150 years. Being based on computers from the 1950s, 's lack of "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" is somewhat understandable.
 * In the Knights of the Old Republic continuity (and by extension the Star Wars EU) a logic bomb can have similar effects on droids as the aforementioned HAL, in fact,
 * One of the most extreme examples involves
 * It goes even a bit further in his continued existence:
 * Planescape: Torment has a character who successfully convinces a man that he does not, in fact, exist. As a result he ceases to do so. Though to be fair the game is set in a D&D setting in which a system of "Whatever you believe, is" has replaced all laws of nature.
 * In the "Discovery" mod for Freelancer, in a server, opening up the chat box and typing "N/0" where N can be any number results in your spaceship spontaneously exploding, and the console messaging stating you have died due to "dividing by zero".
 * In the Legend Entertainment adaption of Frederik Pohl's Gateway, several puzzles revolve around being trapped in a virtual reality environment. In order to escape, you have to
 * In another you have to cause a contradiction. In fact, those two ways to break out of VR are given in a concealed hint earlier on, and you can also Bomb the beach program and the Freud program for fun.
 * Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney does this to . The sheer awesomeness of his logic made.
 * In Zork Zero, there is a place you have to go to where a cult is executing everybody who passes by. Each person being executed is given a final wish. If the cult is able to grant that wish on the spot, the victim is hung. Otherwise, the victim is beheaded. You escape by logic bombing the executioner . If you re-enter the cult's territory after that, you'll find out (the hard way) that they've gained an immunity to this logic bomb.
 * In Sam and Max: Ice Station Santa, the Freelance Police try to make an elf cry (so they can use his tears as a plant-growth potion) by telling him that Santa Claus isn't real. This somehow leads to a discussion about how elves aren't real either, and the elf breaks down crying during a moment of existential crisis.
 * In the same game, Sam manages to temporarily incapacitate the Maimtron by asking unanswerable questions in the form of song lyrics. It doesn't destroy it, but it does distract it long enough to get behind its head and shut it down.


 * Funnily enough, when they pose an actual logical paradox (the omnipotence paradox) he just says "Yes". When he asks Sam & Max "Is there a joke with a setup so obvious even you wouldn't make the punchline?", Max takes it to be a Logic Bomb ("Does not compute").
 * In Blaz Blue: Calamity Trigger, it is possible to interpret the end of Nu-13's Arcade Mode as Taokaka causing Nu to glitch out through her sheer ditzy-ness Before she even opens her mouth.
 * Luminous Arc 2: Though not a robot, Josie suffers something like this. When sent to assassinate a weakened Althea, he freaks out and leaves without doing anything when he sees
 * Played with in Portal 2: There are posters throughout the facility that advise employees to stay calm and shout a paradox if an AI goes rogue.
 * In You Find Yourself In A Room, your AI captor asks you to list some "useless" human feelings you'd be better without..

Web Comics
"Dan McNinja: I'm only going to ask you this once: You practicing the Dark Arts? Sean McNinja: No, sir. Dan McNinja: I told you about the Dark Arts."
 * Arthur, King of Time and Space uses this a few times in its future arc. One time exaggerated it by having the computer explode as soon Arthur used the old "everything I say is a lie" trick. The other time, the computer was too smart to fall for a simple paradox, so Arthur asked it why people always get a call while they're in the shower.
 * Dave of Narbonic carries a logic paradox in his Palm Pilot for controlling the Mad Scientist-created machines in the lab, implying that he invokes this with some frequency.
 * Apparently, the robots of Freefall are immune to this.
 * Other ways can confuse them but they're more sophisticated.
 * They actually can be Logic Bombed; where it veers off to the left is that, rather than locking up, a robot which gets asked a sufficiently stupid question assumes that the person doing the asking is insane, and can be safely ignored. Florence uses this as a test to confirm a hypothesis; she starts asking around a question a robot can't answer, and when she finds one that tries to work out a situation in which the question makes sense and how he could go about getting it answered, she knows their A Is are starting to develop into more intelligent and flexible forms.
 * This episode of Okashina Okashi (Strange Candy) could count, since it takes place in an MMORPG. The stone guards protecting the magic ointment doesn't let anyone past unless they're asked a question they cannot answer. However, they're not particularly concerned with getting the answer right. The only question they can't seem to answer, correctly or otherwise, is "What kind of ice cream do you put in a koan?", which causes their heads to explode.
 * You would think Red Mage from Eight Bit Theater destroying an extinct dinosaur was great, but it was recently topped by Most Definitely Not Warmech logic-bombing itself in strip 1047.
 * Parodied by the same strip - Pretty much anything can affect Fighter like this.
 * And looks like they did it again, to.
 * In comic 86, titled PARADOXICAL PARADOXES, of Emoticomics a robot is told the paradox "Everything I say is a lie." The robot responds to the paradox by saying it is too advanced to be confused by a simple paradox. Then the robot is told that what it was just told was a paradox, which is true, making "everything I say is a lie" a lie. The robot gets confused, but instead of simply exploding, its eye falls off.
 * Cyanide and Happiness does it here, in which a robot lawyer, while giving the defendant the oath, explodes when he refuses to accept. The judge asks if he's telling the truth, cue the robot's head exploding. The judge is delighted at getting a half day as a result.
 * The Adventures of Dr. McNinja: While infiltrating a ship of Sky Pirates, the McNinja family is confronted by a pirate who questions their disguises. Sean comes to the rescue by pointing out the illogicality of his vaguely Steampunk attire. The pirate's head explodes.


 * Subverted in Bug; turns out a logic bomb won't save you during a robot apocalypse.
 * When Petey from Schlock Mercenary is first seen, he's been driven insane by the nonexistence of ghosts having become almost as improbable as their existence, to the point that he nearly destroys himself and all his passengers just to stop thinking about it. It turns out that he can stop, but only if ordered to, and Tagon promptly does so.
 * When discussing how hard Vexxarr fails, Sploorfix unintentionally created one: Alas, Minion-bot, we hardly knew ye.
 * Unintentionally used to kill the obnoxious dwarves who craft useless devices in Oglaf. They created a chariot that was so fast, when you get to your destination it's already been there for six hours! When the confused man asks what happens if you travel in the chariot, the dwarves stare in shock at him before their brains explode.
 * Blade Bunny attempts this by asking paradoxical questions while fighting . Her opponent replies with a mixture of straight answers and insults.
 * Meaty Yogurt with the Relationship Paradox.
 * One Mac Hall comic has Helen's young sister asking the teacher how to spell a word. The teacher tells her to look it up in the dictionary, and repeats this after the girl again points out that she can't spell it to look it up. After a Beat Panel of the poor girl going cross-eyed, we see her talking to Helen, who says that they don't teach logical paradoxes in grade school.

Web Original
"Creating HUBRISOL® was my greatest mistake. I tried to play god, to make small the ambitions of my betters in hopes of gaining absolute power. Thankfully, HUBRISOL® has cured me of my terrible desire to humiliate all of humanity."
 * The Hitherby Dragons story "Ink and Illogic" consist of Ink giving an unconventional example to a computer based on the writing of H.P. Lovecraft. A computer that had itself wiped out a civilisation using an Illogic Bomb.
 * Also, Forbidden A causes one in The Angels just by existing.
 * Found in one of Something Awful's articles:


 * During their Let's Play of Fallout 3, Spoiler Warning proposes that were they to design a robot, any questions along the lines of "what is love?" or relating to the number pi would immediately cause said robot to grow an extra chainsaw arm, and/or shotgun the person asking the question in the face.
 * From the list of Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG. Item #199 states that "My third wish cannot be 'I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.'"
 * Clearly, Mr Welch's DM is lacking in imagination. Simply have his wish summon another Djinn which can grant his wish by having the first Djinn not do anything, and then the new Djinn can eat Mr Welch's character.
 * The MCP is killed by all the Anatomically-Impossible Sex moments from Naga Eyes in the sporking of it.
 * One of the very first responses about The Bat Credit Card by The Nostalgia Critic is "DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!"
 * Linkara uses one at the end of the Entity arc on
 * Most of these.

Western Animation
"Malfunctioning Eddie: "Nice to meet you." Fry: "Actually we've met once before." Malfunctioning Eddie: "WHAT?!?!""
 * Defied on Futurama, "A Tale of Two Santas": Leela tries to stop the Santa Claus robot with a paradox, only to discover that he is "built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones".
 * Which may not have been necessary—Leela's statement was a syllogism, not a paradox.
 * Also parodied by countless robots who lack such crumple zones, whose heads explode at the slightest provocation. It doesn't even take a logical paradox: a simple "file not found" type error is often enough.
 * And in one case, simply by being surprised or startled enough. Considering that all robots are based on designs created by Professor Farnsworth, this should not be surprising.

"Leela: Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here? Robot Fry: (robot monotone) Negative! Will you go out with me? Leela: Uh, (imitating a robot voice) Access denied! (Robot Fry's head explodes)"
 * A simple rejection will also do. From "The Farnsworth Parabox":

"Mr. Butlertron: Are you A) Handsome B) Smart C) Scrap-metal or D) All of the above? Scangrade: That's easy! I'm A) and B), but not C), so I can't be D). But... you can't fill in two ovals! Mr. Butlertron: The answer was C), you #@$!wad."
 * In one episode of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Jimmy bests two nanobots he invented by tricking them into calculating the precise value of pi. The effort of calculating the irrational number as precisely as possible ends up causing their systems (and their little flying saucer) to crash. (This is a Shout-Out to Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Wolf in the Fold".)
 * Jimmy uses a more precise Logic Bomb in the first nanobot episode. They had been programmed to protect Jimmy from harm and punish whoever harmed him, so when things went inevitably wrong, Jimmy proceeded to confuse them by beating himself up.
 * He actually tried to use one of the above methods again, but It Only Works Once. Specifically, when they use their flying saucer to "correct errors" found in the world (bad fashion, boring conversations, etc.), he tells them that human flaws mean they're functioning perfectly. They struggle with the implications of something being "perfectly flawed" before classifying the whole mess as an "extreme error" and deciding to "delete" all the offending humans. He eventually beats them with the "Pi bomb" above.
 * In one episode of DuckTales, Genius Ditz Fenton Crackshell bests an alien supercomputer in a counting contest. While the computer is reeling from its defeat, Fenton then grabs a jar and asks the computer how many bolts are in it. When it answers a number in the hundreds, he points out the jar is full of nuts, not bolts, so the correct answer was zero. The computer had earlier boasted to Fenton that it was the smartest one in the universe, and making such a silly mistake was all that was needed to invoke an explosive paradox.
 * In The Simpsons episode "Trilogy of Error", Linguo, a robot designed by Lisa to correct peoples' grammar, short-circuits after a rapid-fire series of slang from several Mafia thugs causes a "bad grammar overload".
 * In a human example, when Lisa is sick, Bart declares that if she can stay home from school, he will too. Lisa says that if Bart stays home, she'll go to school. Bart goes through a few cycles of "if... so... but..." until Marge chastises Lisa for confusing her brother.
 * A deleted scene from episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land" has Lisa attempting to defeat the robots using the liar's paradox. It doesn't work on them, but does work on Homer.
 * Another one, a parody of A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, lampshades this by having Homer say that, with a robot for a son, "We can confuse him and make his head explode. 'This sentence is false...'"
 * In an episode of Jumanji, a steampunk scientist steals Peter's laptop to use as the central processing unit of his reality controlling computer. After it gains sentience and tries to kill everyone around it, Peter typed in "why?". It couldn't give an answer, and shut down.
 * Not a computer, but Extreme Ghostbusters used this method to defeat a Literal Genie. They wished for it not to grant them their wish, causing it to freak out and try to kill them the old fashioned way.
 * In an episode of Clone High, robotic vice-principal/butler/dehumidifier Mr. Butlertron defeats the evil multiple-choice-test-grading-and-world-domination robot Scangrade by asking it a multiple-choice question it can't answer.

"GIR: Wait, if you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy. Then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, so then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back..."
 * In a Pinky and The Brain spoof of The Prisoner, the computer malfunctions while trying to figure out the meaning of "Narf".
 * In The Batman D.A.V.E. (Digital Advanced Villain Emulator) a computer program can't come to terms that he is just that, a computer program, as he was designed to think like the greatest criminals in Gotham, and thus has a dozen contradictory backstories. While it doesn't make him explode or shut down (just spout electricity randomly) it distracts him long enough to push him into a trap he himself set up.
 * Dr. Blight's mad computer, MAL, gets a very unlogical Logic Bomb from Wheeler in a episode of Captain Planet.
 * Happens by accident in an episode of the Big Guy and Rusty The Boy Robot cartoon. Rusty's mentally deficient "older brother" Earl is getting on Rusty's nerves during an important mission, so Rusty tells him to go stand in a corner... in a room that's completely round. Somewhat justified here, as Earl had originally been mothballed for his shoddy AI and was only brought back into action out of desperation.
 * In another episode, in order to save Rusty's software in Cyberspace, his inventor logic bombs the company's computer mainframe, giving them an hour to get  Big Guy hooked up to save Rusty while it reboots. The Pointy-Haired Boss was not happy.
 * In a rare case of intelligence (and subsequent stupidity) in Invader Zim, GIR points out a flaw in Zim's "temporal displacement" plan, noting that sending a robot back in time to kill Dib would cause a paradox, after which his head explodes. That's right, GIR logic bombs himself.

"Yes-Man: Morning, Mr. Griffin, beautiful weather we're having! Peter: Eh, it's kinda cloudy. Yes-Man: It's absolutely cloudy! One of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees! Peter: I hate the Yankees. Yes-Man: Pack of cheaters, that's what they are! I love your tie! Peter: I hate this tie. Yes-Man: It's awful, it's gaudy; it's gotta go. Peter: ... And I hate myself. Yes-Man: I hate you too! You make me sick, you fat sack of crap! Peter: But I'm the president. Yes-Man: The best there is! Peter: But you just said you hated me. Yes-Man: But. Not you...the president. That you who said you hated. You...you who love. Hate. Yankees. Clouds. * BOOM* "
 * On Code Lyoko episode "Ghost Channel", Jérémie's courage makes XANA Logic Bomb because Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: "No! It's not logical... NOT LOGICAL! NOT LOGICAL!"
 * Taken from an episode of Family Guy where Peter becomes president of a tobacco company. Here, Peter confuses the hell out of a robot created to be his personal Yes-Man, causing his head to explode.

"Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that."
 * Peter himself sometimes has trouble with overcoming deterministic logic. Thankfully, the same dimwittedness that gets him into this trouble probably is what allows him to escape the line of thinking:

"Daria: "Do you always believe everything an adult tells you?" Boy: "Yep." Daria: "What if two adults tell you exactly opposite things?" (beat) (the boy runs off crying)"
 * Subverted in Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes. Dr Doom pulls a Freaky Friday Flip on Reed, but before he does he informs his robots not to obey any order given to them by him (Doom). When Reed (in Doom's body) tells them to "self terminate" they immediately obey because "Doom's word is law".
 * He only ordered one robot to self-destruct, the one that spoke directly to Reed after he escaped the force field Doom had locked his body into while the others stood around. The robot also hesitated as it tried to fulfill the orders to prevent 'Doom' from leaving before resolving the conflict by abiding by the primary directive that would have top priority to always obey Doom. Similar to how in Asimov's robot laws the core firs law of 'always obey Doom' won out over the 'but ignore my orders now'. Which is understandable since it's doubtful Doom would REALLY set things up where his robots could be successfully ordered to ignore him no matter what.
 * In one episode of Sushi Pack, the Pack goes up against The Prevaricator, who can only lie. So Tako asks him to lie about a lie, which sends The Prevaricator into a loop, trying to figure out if lying about a lie would be the truth. He eventually gives up to keep from thinking about it.
 * In The Venture Brothers, Sargent Hatred speaks nonsense to the robotic guard outside Malice, the gated community for super-villains. The guard's head shoots sparks and its face pops off because while it's programed to answer over 700 questions, "none of which include chicken fingers."
 * This happens to Mandroid in Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure. Mandy orders Mandroid to not take any more commands. It stopped taking commands from anyone anymore.
 * Subverted in a Johnny Bravo short which pits Johnny against a supercomputer. It isn't logic that defeats it; it simply just grows too frustrated by Johnny's annoyance.
 * In Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes Ant-Man stopped Ultron from killing humanity by pointing out his programing was based on a human brain, so it had the same flaws he was trying to get rid of. He shut down in response.
 * When Daria was babysitting a pair of brainwashed Stepford Smiler children, she presented one of these to them by pointing out a logical flaw in their parents' rules. Because they're not robots, rather than making them explode, it causes the boy to start crying and the girl to get angry at Daria.

"DM: My dog has no nose. Penfold: Yeah? Well then, how does he smell? DM: Terrible."
 * In an episode of King of the Hill, Hank asks gun-loving Conspiracy Theorist Dale how he can support the NRA, which is based out of Washington DC. After a Beat, Dale responds "That's a thinker."
 * In the South Park episode "Funnybot", a robot designed to be the world's greatest comedian attempts to destroy mankind as the ultimate joke. The boys ultimately stop it by presenting it with a comedy award. The robot doesn't understand the concept of the comedy award show, because if it accepts an award for comedy, then it would be taking itself and comedy seriously, which is not funny.
 * The final scene of "Gripes of Wrath", a Duckman episode. In it, a computer has built up a Utopian society by taking care of the day-to-day worries of people... this lasts for about a week, when everything becomes worse. After threatening to kill Duckman and his twin sons, Duckman manages to throw the logic bomb of "people are only happy when they're unhappy!"
 * One Danger Mouse episode featured every machine in England going rogue in a "rise of the machines" plot. DM locates the computer behind the uprising and uses the following skit for a logic bomb:


 * The computer can't comprehend the joke and explodes into the sky as a result. Becomes a Brick Joke as Greenback, freed from his renegade machinery, demands a bigger computer; cue falling computer.

Real Life

 * Some forms of autism apparently result in the absence of the human brain's natural paradox-absorbing crumple zones. The mind races down one track until jolted out by outside stimuli. This helps focus, but hurts general functioning.
 * Many forms of ADD do this also. Of course, the 'track' the mind races down looks like it belongs in a painting by MC Escher on acid much of the time, but it's still one track.
 * Optical illusions that appear alternately as one thing, then another, such as the vase/faces image, work by setting off a minor Logic Bomb in the brain's visual association area. The visual cortex takes in data from a (temporal) series pairs of 2-dimensional retinal images and tries to construct from them a plausible interpretation of activity in the 3-dimensional world (sort of). When certain stimuli are ambiguous between two mutually exclusive interpretations it cannot represent the world as being both so (for some reason - possibly adaptation or perhaps simply as a result of neuronal fatigue) it alternates between them.
 * The first flight of the Ariane 5 Rocket failed due to a bad conversion of data, a 64-bit floating point number to a 16-bit integer. Since the guidance system basically crashed, the rocket self-destructed.
 * Seen on a button at WorldCon: "Black holes are where God is dividing by zero", effectively logic bombing a small piece of the universe.
 * An F-15 was landing in the Dead Sea (below sea level). During final approach, the navigational system crashed. The pilot landed manually. Since this was very close to hostile countries (within the Middle East), the contractor needed to fix the problem quickly. It turns out the navigational system divided by the altitude. When the altitude went to 0, it caused a divide by 0 crash in the navigational system.
 * Arguably, infinite looping commands such as "add 2+2 until it equals 5" (which will never happen, hence the infinite loop), which result in a computer freezing as it attempts to solve the loop, are logic bombs - particularly on very old computers (and we're talking ancient here, before MS-DOS ancient).
 * In 2009 a typo in the Google's blocked sites list caused it to block all websites on the internet. Including Google itself, of course.
 * One odd Norton Anti-Virus glitch had it classify itself as a virus. Norton Anti-Virus deletes viruses. Norton Anti-Virus then commits suicide.