Arthur (film)/Funny

"Arthur: You must have hated this moose."
 * The entire movie is hilarious, but some lines stand out, most of them spoken by Arthur when he's particularly drunk.
 * "I think I'll have another scotch; would you like another fish?"
 * "Oh, you're a hedge."
 * "Steal something casual."
 * * Notices someone with a Nice Hat* "Nice (continues walking, gets about five rows further) hat."
 * All of Arthur's speech when announcing that the wedding has been called off.
 * Susan: "A real woman could stop you from drinking." Arthur: "It'd have to be a real big woman."
 * And all the comments about the stuffed-and-mounted moose head on the wall at his fiance's father's mansion.

"Ralph: I take it this bum will be calling you? Linda: Dad! He's a millionaire. Ralph: You have my permission to marry him."
 * Apparently there were a ton of different takes of this scene, with Dudley Moore playing off the moose a different way each time.
 * This exchange between Linda and her father.

"Ralph: (deliriously) He's taking the knife out of the cheese...do you think he wants some cheese?"
 * The scene of when Susan's dad grabs a knife from the cheese in an attempt to kill Arthur and Linda.