Foregone Conclusion/Quotes

"Phoebe: I thought I was gonna see a film about, y'know, Yankee pride! And then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

Richard: Uh... the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?"

- Friends

""Now we spend the next hour and a half playing the bloody waiting game!""

- Film Brain on Seven Pounds

""Shhh. Haven't seen it yet. Don't. Ruin. The. Ending.""

- Brad Shoup on Titanic, Stylus Magazine

""Have you seen the The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.""

- Gabe from Penny Arcade

"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship will be the stuff of legends."

- Lex Luthor, Smallville.

""From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows Doth with their death bury their parents' strife""

- Lines 5-8 of the prologue to Romeo and Juliet

"Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus is gonna hit the iceberg."

- Kevin Smith

""So the kids enter the sewer to fight the clown. This is really suspenseful because I have no idea who's going to make it out alive except for all of them.""

- The Nostalgia Critic discussing a flashback in Stephen King's IT.

"Although the author tries to avoid spoilers when progressing through the ~45 battles, there is no suspense in the book: outcome is known. If something in Paris is named after it, (Jena, Austerlitz, Rivoli, Wagram, Castiglione), Napoleon won. Otherwise, he lost."

- Nassim Nicholas Taleb [//twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1133487602118647808 on] Twitter, reviewing Napoleon the Great by Andrew Roberts