Rhymes on a Dime

""Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!""

- Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie

The habit of certain characters to speak in Sublime Rhyme, for no apparent reason, all the time. This does not apply when the character is quoting/reciting, nor when they are rapping or their inner poet is deliberately igniting; only when they are speaking off the top of their head does this trope apply, that's what I said. I don't want to be rude, but must also exclude, literature written entirely in verse, like Shakespeare or Homer or worse.

A character need not speak in rhyme all the time, but it should happen often enough that excusing it is tough. Also, poetry or rap can be included, if all other modes of expression are precluded.

More often than not, I tell you what, a character who Rhymes on a Dime is a supporting character or hovers in the background, safe and sound. Also they tend to follow the trend of Urban influence, young and unsung.

Bonus rewards if you end with words that are usually "unrhymable", like "orange" or "purple"... you nurple! (See?)

If a person's entire language is based on this trope, then he could be a Strange Syntax Speaking dope.

May lead to a Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion. Or Rhyming List, which well, you know...

Anime and Manga, To Start This List With a Banga
"Bee: Noble beast, grab onto my arm, then I'll toss ya in the clock direction of ten. Motoi: Don't sacrifice the truth for a rhyme, Bee! He went two o'clock!"
 * Para and Dox in Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series. Most of the time.
 * And of course, on the original Yu-Gi-Oh! that Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series parodies.
 * And in their GX cameo.
 * One shot character Mathmatica from the Tournament Arc of GX, although he spoke normally in a few scenes.
 * Naruto recently introduced Killer Bee, who raps almost all of his dialogue, even in the middle of battle.
 * Given that he's the first of many new shinobi characters with African American characteristics to be introduced gives this some Unfortunate Implications on Kishimoto's part.
 * At one point, he actually says a different word from what he intended in order to keep a rhyme.


 * Team Rocket from Pokémon speak almost entirely in rhymes and dated-but-still-catchy phrases. This is not to mention, of course, their Once an Episode recitation of the Team Rocket Motto, or their habit of stopping mid-action to sing songs based on popular tunes. This is likely meant as Parody, however, as it seems to be an emphasis on how cool Team Rocket really isn't.
 * Rave Master has Rionette, one of King's Palace Guardians.
 * MegaMan NT Warrior (being the English dub) had Magic Man, who spoke in nothing but rhyme.
 * Francine's a cat who likes to rhyme. In fact she does it all the time. Well, most of the time. And only in the English version.
 * In the Keroro Gunsou anime, Natsumi is horrified to find herself compulsively making bad rhyming puns (or "old man jokes") after being hit by Kululu's age-increasing gun.

Comic Books, Which Get Lots of Looks
""Don't you see, tiny boy, the trouble you're in? But I see you see not, in which case, I win!""
 * The Leannan Sidhe in Matt Wagner's Mage does the same thing.

"Cube: Rappers, Ice, we ain't. Ice: My lines, Cube, are too quaint? Cube: Knock it off, Ice."
 * Mr. Bones of The DCU, originally; it's been quietly disposed of since then.
 * Len Wein had The Demon (Etrigan) start doing this in DC Comics Presents. Its later use by Alan Moore in Swamp Thing made it stick... sometimes with painful results when the author of the day is less than skilled at poetry.
 * Peter David did actually get him to rhyme orange... with "car hinge", since he was standing on a car door.
 * Depending on how intrusive Etrigan is, Jason Blood's (who shares a body with Etrigan) real curse is occasionally declared to be having to listen to the demon talk all the time.
 * This has been confirmed to be a common trait among demon nobility; it takes effort on Etrigan's part to talk without rhyming.
 * In Batman #525, Mr Freeze's mooks, Ice and Cube, do this. At least Ice does, speaking after Cube and rhyming with what he said. (This was before Batman: The Animated Series' backstory for Freeze became Ret Canon'd into the comics).

"JACQUES THE ANVIL: I perceive that we are at a standoff. Feed me a line I cannot rhyme and we'll perform a hand-off! JUDAH THE HAMMER: A line you cannot rhyme? JACQUES: Make it quick and make it prime! JUDAH: There's never any fruit in Clausius' loot. Won't you have -- AN ORANGE? JACQUES: (curses in unreadable symbols)"
 * Superboy supporting character Roxy Leech had a friend with the appropriate name of The Poet.
 * The following exchange between two warriors occurred in Steve Rude's Nexus:

"DRIVER: I thought he rhymed, all the time. DOCTOR: No. He's not retarded."
 * The Rhyming Man, one of Mickey Mouse's enemies from comics in the 40s and recent storyline "The World To Come"
 * In an odd comic book adaptation, the RoadRunner had a group of sons? nephews?, and they all spoke in rhyme. One story, in fact, had him seeing through the Coyote's disguise (in a road runner suit) because he couldn't rhyme.
 * Dan Jurgens' run of Thor featured the Dark God Tokkots, who could split himself into two identical beings, so that on several occasions, one starts to speak, the other finishes.
 * Occurs in 'Shadowpact'' when Blue Devil is promoted to a Rhyming Class demon.
 * Subverted in Gotham Central. Driver and MacDonald are talking to a Doctor in Arkham about The Mad Hatter.

"Alien: How does that sound to you? Lobo: Aaarrgh! It makes me wanna spew! Give me the info, or you bowbs are through! Alien: No fifty, no info! We'll find someone who-- Another alien: --will give us the fifty, not a cheapskate like you! Lobo: I'll squash ya all into goo! Bartender: Incredible. They've got him doing it too! Customer: And you!"
 * Lobo once encountered some small aliens whose statements or questions ended with the sound "oo." What made it funny is that it was contagious. When they asked for fifty percent of his takings from a certain bounty in return for information:

Fanfic Antics

 * In The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth, Lina becomes this, after eating cursed Valinor Vegetable Soup.

Groovy Movies
"Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss. Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at us. Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm. Fezzik: He's really very short on charm. Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH."
 * There is a hilarious sequence in The Princess Bride:

"Inigo: I am waiting for Vizzini. Fezzik: You surely are a meanie. Hello. Inigo: It's you. Fezzik: True!"
 * This is expanded on in the book, where Fezzik's love of rhymes is discussed at length.
 * Some people may have missed it, but the first exchange when Fezzik and Inigo reunite is also entirely in rhyme:

"Blix: Mortal world has turned to ice, 'tis a goblin paradise!"
 * The goblin Blix in Legend occasionally breaks into rhyme, presumably because fairy tale goblins are known for that.

"Fontaine: Thank you fans and friends, and odds and ends! And now, all you gals and guys, a few words to the wise. You Jims and Sals are my best pals. And to look your best for the big contest, just be yourselves and have a ball; that's what it's all about, after all! So forget about the camera and think about the beat; we'll give the folks at home a real big treat. Don't worry about where the camera is. Just keep on dancing - that's show biz! If you're tapped on the shoulder, move to the side; let the others finish the ride. It doesn't matter if you win or lose; it's what you do with your dancing shoes! Hoo-hoo! Okay, cats - throw your mittens around your kittens and awa-ay we go!"
 * You jivin' motherfuckers would be spoilin' for a fight, if you forgot to mention a badass named Dolemite!
 * There's also Vince Fontaine, the jive-talking master of ceremonies at Rydell High's National Bandstand Dance-Off Contest in Grease.

"Bullhorn: You're an overweight corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass, but now it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass!!"
 * This is Bullhorn's entire schtick in Black Dynamite. He's stopped later on though, when he can't think of one.

Literature, Which May Be Bitter or Pure
"-Is it something living? -The answer no I am giving, and it is not the sky. -I have to wonder why. Can I hold it in my hand?"
 * Natalia Line from Dinky Hocker Shoots Smack! always speaks in rhyme when she's nervous.
 * Many fae type creatures in fairytales and literature speak in rhyme, including, but not limited to:
 * The faeries in Heroes Of Middlecenter (who explode if they fail to rhyme)
 * Puck and some of the other lesser Fairies in A Midsummer Night's Dream speak entirely or almost entirely in rhyme, while Titania and Oberon mostly don't bother. This may or may not be intentional.
 * In The Fellowship of the Ring, Tom Bombadil speaks in rhyming verse so often that the index of poems in The Lord of the Rings doesn't bother to list his verses individually.
 * In The Wise Man's Fear, two of the characters have an entire unscripted rhyming conversation, and in The Name of the Wind, Kvothe does a Badass Boast like this. It's actually good poetry. Justified Trope, He's a musician.
 * The children's book The Wonderful O is full of this, since the premise is that the villains ban one rather vital letter of the English language. So, naturally, they must demonstrate the difficulties this creates in poetry and verse.
 * In both the book and movie versions of The Spiderwick Chronicles, Thimbletack the brownie rhymes at almost all times.
 * In The Viscount of Adrilankha Ibronka and Röaana do this as a game.

- You can hold it while you stand. (And so on.)

""Alas, you humans are out of luck, For now you face the demon Guxx!""
 * Gurgi from the Prydain Chronicles often likes to speak with "rhymings and chimings".
 * Not does the oracle Uyulala from The Neverending Story only speaks in rhymes, but she appears to not be able to hear any spoken speech that isn't rhymed, as well.
 * The demon that gives the wizard Ebenezum his allergy to magic in A Malady of Magicks, speaks in this manner, although his rhymes are pretty bad.

""I have no tears," said Hagga. "Once I wept when ships were overdue, or brooks ran dry, or tangerines were overripe, or sheep got something in their eye. I weep no more," said Hagga. Her eyes were dry as desert and her mouth seemed made of stone. "I have turned a thousand persons gemless from my door. Come in," she said. "I weep no more.""
 * Wow, that rhyming really suxx.
 * A good thing, as if he could rhyme well (or had the self-control to ignore comments to the contrary) he'd be unbeatable; each rhyme he gets out acts as a combination generic counterspell and powerful self-buff, and they stack. In context he's a lot more frightening, up until the end of the third book.
 * The 13 Clocks slips in and out of rhyme, but manages to make it work even at the most dramatic moments:

""Prof is short for prophet, my man. I never fall because I see it all!""
 * This was Vanessa Pike's oh-so-crazy quirk in the Babysitters Club books.
 * Onimi from the New Jedi Order speaks constantly in rhymes specifically to annoy whoever he's talking to (and thereby amuse his boss). As most of Onimi's dialogue, however, is in the Yuuzhan Vong language, he's probably really using some other form of poetic meter that is simply rendered as rhymes in English..
 * While the main character of Inside Out by Terry Trueman doesn't rhyme his speech, the voices in his head speak almost entirely in gibberish rhymes. They only speak in a straightforward fashion when they're giving him instructions.
 * There's a scene in the first Kingdom Keepers book where Finn's thoughts suddenly manifest themselves as such. Amanda tells him it's a sign of witches.
 * Pumuckl, the kobold protagonist of a German children's series. "Oh, das reimt sich! Und was sich reimt, ist gut, haha!" (Oh, that rhymes! And anything that rhymes is good, haha!)
 * Sir Harry the Muse, an Owl from Mattimeo, who always talks in rhyme except when conducting business.
 * Percy Jackson and The Olympians: "Curse me, eh, I'll make you pay/ I don't want to rhyme all day!"
 * 'The Prof' from the Burke novels by Andrew Vachss.


 * The game version of this is apparently how Marco from Animorphs bonds with his father when they're alone.
 * In David Brin's Uplift series the dolphin language Trinary is expressed in (often rather snarky) limericks. Though later generations of "fin" can speak Anglic and usually don't bother rhyming when they do so.
 * Tertius Fume does this in Septimus Heap to the point of being called out for this by Merrin Meredith.
 * In the Star Trek Expanded Universe, there's a race called the Lonat who speak in rhyme, and it's explicitly made Translation Convention. Skilled poetic speaking akin to Shakespeare's use of iambic pentameter is mutilated into nursery rhyme style verse by the Universal Translator doing the best it can to keep up. We don't know what the Lonat trader Square-Deal Djonreel is hearing when the DS 9 crew talk to him, but he is pleased when they respond to him in rhyme just for fun. Kira tries to get them to cut it out, but accidentally ends her order with a word that rhymes with what O'Brien had just said.
 * Oompa-Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and every adaptation. According to Willy Wonka, they can make up songs on the fly, a claim that is quickly proven is true. Indeed, the only dialogue one of them has that isn't a song occurs in a flashback where Wonka is talking to their chief.
 * The prequel movie Wonka (due out December 2023) has an Oopa-Loompa (portrayed by Hugh Grant!), prove that they can talk normally if they have to, but once one of them starts singing it's hard for them to stop.

Live-Action TV, worth just a Fraction of Thee
"Mrs. Benson: You won't get respect if your back's not erect. Mrs. Benson: When temperatures get too high the elderly start to die."
 * Eulabelle the black maidservant, from Horror Of Party Beach (Mystery Science Theater 3000), uses occasional but ubiquitously pointless rhymes as homilies:
 * "You don't see me sittin' around moanin' and groanin' all day."
 * "What are y'all doin' sneekin' and peekin' in the dark for?"
 * The announcer from Judge Alex.
 * 3rd Rock from the Sun featured Laurie Metcalfe as a character who always rhymed her sentences with whatever someone else had just uttered. Dick found this charming at first but later discovered it was incredibly annoying and made it impossible to carry on a normal conversation with her.
 * Moonlighting, in which Agnes DiPesto does this when answering the phone.
 * Mrs. Benson in iCarly has a series of silly, and occasionally morbid rhymes to help her through her daily life.

""Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?""
 * Baron Harkonnen in the Syfy miniseries of Dune.
 * A magic mirror in The Tenth Kingdom speaks entirely in rhyme and will only answer questions that are put in verse as well. This leads to Tony and Virginia having to come up with...interesting questions on the spot.

"Murdock: You'll start hearin' thing you don't see, and rhymin' your words...just like me." *cheeky (and slightly maniacal) smile*"
 * This happened to Murdock in an episode of The A-Team where he had to give an injured B. A. some of his blood. Murdock uses this new tendency to try to convince B. A. that he will go insane after receiving the blood.

"Carnie: It's the most fun in the park, when you're laughing in the dark. Carnie: Pick the right door and you'll go free, pick the wrong door and there he'll be."
 * How could we possibly avoid mentioning Pro Wrestling great "Superstar" Billy Graham, the sensation of the nation and the number-one creation? He was filled with the desire to inspire, and took on all contenders and pretenders.
 * Alton Brown of Iron Chef America often delivers his closing address in poetic, or at least rhyming, style.
 * In an episode of Legend of the Seeker, all women are expected to do this in the presence of the Margrave. To do otherwise would be disrespecful. Cara, at first, has trouble doing this when pretending to be a princess whose skill at poetry is legendary. She does spout a few rhymes later (mostly about torture and murder) and another one later, while turning the Margrave into a punching bag. Zedd, dressed up as a duchess, has no trouble rhyming. Even more impressive, the Margrave's sister is able to rhyme while sobbing at the top of her lungs.
 * Are You Afraid of the Dark? had the Carnie from "The Tale of Laughing In The Dark", who played the trope for all the creepiness it was worth:

"Hate Master: "Would you give in already?! Doing this is no snap! It really isn't easy talking all the time in rap!""
 * In Power Rangers, there have been a few rhyming MOTWs, some better at it than others. At least once, we get a Lampshade Hanging: The Yellow Ranger isn't succumbing to the villain's Hate Plague, and we get...

"Ross: We can't be late. It starts at eight. Phoebe: He could not, would not, want to wait."
 * The following exchange from the Friends episode "The One Where No-One's Ready":


 * Medeva, one of Carmen's henchmen in Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego? would usually rhyme her words.

Real Life, Which Is Full of Strife

 * Nipsey Russell could pull off a couplet at just the drop of a hat. Name me another talented person who could ever do just that.
 * Wayne Brady?
 * Most of the the guests on both versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? had a knack for this, not just Brady. Josie Lawrence was particularly good at this.
 * I could argue, I guess, but it's not worth the ink; I'll just say it's not quite as hard as you think.
 * Aside from the refrain, "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies was almost entirely off the cuff.
 * Reverend Jesse Jackson when speaking publicly always has a rhyme of some kind.
 * If you're a Knick fan, you're used to hearing it from Walt "Clyde" Frasier.
 * Rappers in general.
 * Jian Ghomeshi, the host of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation radio show "Q", opens each show with a monologue containing numerous rhymes.
 * In recent times, in the email segment of the O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly will read clever limericks on television sent in by viewers.

Theater (By Playwrights With Names Like Peter of Exeter)

 * A bridge-guarding troll in On the Verge does this.
 * Motormouth Maybelle from Hairspray.
 * Shakespeare used blank prose to show that a character was highly educated, whether it's the monk from Romeo and Juliet or the gods in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Theme Park Rides, Which If Not Cleared By the Safety Inspector Can Have Their Dark Sides

 * Madame Leota speaks in rhyme in The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney Theme Parks, as she was conducting a seance and magic typically rhymes. In the movie, she seemed to be speaking a prophecy, and spoke normally to Jim at times. In the game, she only does this when preforming her Exposition Fairy duties.
 * Haunted Mansion Holiday uses rhyme for the entire narration, though this is done to follow the style of Tim Burton's original poem, which was in turn based on The Night Before Christmas

Video Games, With Their Pretty "Whoa" Names
"Shantotto: I don't make threats! If there's no result by the time I'm done researching the ultimate spell, it's too late for regrets!"
 * Gruntilda, the villain of Banjo-Kazooie. She stopped talking like this in the sequel, at the insistence of her sisters, but returned to full form in Nuts & Bolts. Probably because her sisters weren't around to nag her anymore.
 * Merlee from the various incarnations of Paper Mario.
 * Dragon Age: Origins includes a talking oak tree that speaks in rhyme and makes an Incredibly Lame Pun when asked about it.
 * Epros in the RPG Okage Shadow King. The other party members do not approve.
 * The Red Caps in City of Heroes speak like this. At one point their leader Snaptooth can be seen shouting at one of them to stop.
 * The song "A Pirate I Was Meant To Be," from The Curse of Monkey Island, is sung by pirates who Rhyme On A Dime.
 * There is also an extended swordplay puzzle (Insult Swordfighting) where combat is mostly verbal and the pirate who comes up with the better insult wins. When swordfighting at sea, the insult and counterinsult have to rhyme. ("When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified."/"You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!" "At least mine can be identified.")
 * Professor Shantotto of Final Fantasy XI. Rather odd, considering she serves as her nation's ambassador to conferences with major world leaders, and no one seems to call her out on her odd speech patterns.
 * Probably because they're terrified of her.
 * I am not sure which is more of an understatement in the above sentence, "probably" or "terrified".
 * It's not really-weally thataru odd when you considery that the vastaru majority of Windurstian Tarutaru spin-sparingly-speak with some form of Verbal Tic. Shantotto honestly has one of the less irritating manners of speech-ethy.
 * Naturally, Shantotto's appearances in the Dissidia Final Fantasy games have her retain her habit of rhyming, though she rarely sticks to any sort of meter.
 * Naturally, Shantotto's appearances in the Dissidia Final Fantasy games have her retain her habit of rhyming, though she rarely sticks to any sort of meter.

"Note: "Much to your displeasure, here there is no treasure! -H""
 * Halaster Blackcloak in Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark. Admittedly, he is described as completely insane. One line from before you meet him, on a note in an otherwise-empty treasure chest:

"Halaster:"
 * And one of his lines from :

""Great, a crate! Great, ...sodium nitrate!" "See you later, like in an alley...gator?""
 * Grub, the DJ of the Party Zone Night Club in The Nameless Mod.
 * The Headless Horseman, a seasonal boss in World of Warcraft speaks all his lines in rhyme.
 * Micheal Tillotson from Deadly Premonition. Especially exceptional because he's not only creating a rhyme at the drop of a dime, but he's also repeating what Mr. Stewart whispers to him. Who does not speak in rhyme.
 * The worms in Worms Reloaded when they're using the "Poor Rapper" speech bank. As the name implies, the lines they speak are often awkward, but in a funny way.

"Now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside Corpses shift and offer room, a fate you must abide"
 * The Gravemind in Halo, in addition to his trademark trochaic heptameter:

"The things i do, to save the world Surprise me time to time Like learning how to play the lute And making these words rhyme"
 * In Divinity 2, we have Bellegar, a crazy mage whose lines are all rhymed. Some of them are really funny. Taken up to eleven in the expansion where his couplets turn into verses with more intricate rhyme schemes to match with his more important role.
 * The supervillain Deja Vu can't speak without rhyming in Freedom Force.
 * Ezio lampshades this in Assassin's Creed: Revelations when he sings during his guise as a Wandering Minstrel

Web Comics, Increasingly a Part of the Publishing Economics

 * A bard in Chasing The Sunset speaks only in rhyme. In one panel she is interrupted mid-sentence (twice) and is 'stuck' until she finds a way to rhyme her two previous utterances. And her name? Rhyme, of course.
 * A Penny Arcade strip once featured Gabe trying his hand at this. Of course, Tycho's vocabulary is far too extensive to merely throw in a 'Purple' or 'Orange'... instead, he works 'acquiesce' into the end of a sentence, with dire consequence.
 * Chicken press.
 * Saxony Canterbury from Thunderstruck always does this, sis. He'll give you a new pet name, Dwayne, just so he can throw this trope in your face, ace.
 * The fairies in the Forest of Doom, in The Heroes of Middlecenter, speak entirely in rhyme. Unfortunately, Darklight... doesn't really like rhyme so much.
 * The Web Comic Shortpacked! parodies Roadblock from GI Joes with a toy who repeats increasingly threatening and innuendo-laden rhymes, until he starts talking to Wheelie.
 * In the Homestar Runner "Cheat Commandos" cartoons, Crackotage is a parody of Roadblock from GI Joes. In one cartoon he says, "Movie night's my favorite night! I think it is my favorite night!" His comrade notes that he's not even trying anymore.

Web Original, Which Is Digital
"CRACKOTAGE: Movie night is my favorite night. I think it is my favorite night. Hee hee hoo hoo! SILENT RIP: Are you even trying anymore?"
 * Mike J of Shameful Sequels reviewed American Pie 3 entirely in rhyme once.
 * Crackotage of the Cheat Commandos. Granted, he's a parody of this kind of character and as such, he's not very good at it


 * When Linkara reviewed a New Kids on the Block Christmas comic, the last third of the review, starting with the "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody, was done in rhyme.
 * The Nostalgia Critic's review of The Grinch was done in rhyme in reference to the original story.
 * In episodes 12 and 13 of Chuggaaconroy's Let's Play of Super Paper Mario, he starts accidentally taking in rhyme (due to reading Merlee's speech), and then keeps on accidentally rhyming thoughout those two episodes

Western Animation, Best Learned of in This Nation
"Underdog: (melodramatic) My rhymes are only said in fun! (normal) Okay, I'm done."
 * Haggle, a supporting character in The Gary Coleman Show.
 * Wordsworth, a side character from Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats.
 * Underdog (the original cartoon version)
 * The live-action version of the character also does it, albeit a tad more sparingly:

"Betty: And, umm... Gary! I'm all out of rhimy-whimies! Gary: That was a rhimy-whimy!"
 * Yogi Bear does this often too.
 * Roadblock from G.I. Joe talks like this sometimes (but sometimes it's just Jive Turkey).
 * In The Fairly OddParents, there are the employees of "Flappy Bob's Happy Peppy Camp and Learn-a-torium", Happy Peppy Betty and Gary. They not only rhyme almost all their sentences, they also sing them, and tend to complete each other's sentences!

"Overlord Glee: We blow it up and move on to the next one! Isn't that cute? Timmy: No! It's terrible!  And it didn't rhyme! Overlord Glee: He's on to us! Get him!"
 * Subverted by the Gigglepies, who start out talking like this, until Timmy asks what they do once they've extracted all the resources from a planet:

"If I spoke prose, you'd soon find out I don't know what I talk about!"
 * Concrete mutant Vinnie The Mass from A.T.O.M. speaks mostly in rhyme.
 * In Transformers Generation 1, most of the time, the unpopular character Wheelie always speaks in rhyme! The Transformers Wiki http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Wheelie_(SG) had a bit]] of fun, and made all the lines on his page rhyme (every single one)!
 * Mercifully, he stops doing this in Transformers Headmasters and in several other continuities, such as Dreamwave Comics.
 * Until his return in IDW's spotlight series, which actually made Wheelie's rhyming cool by making it the only way that he can communicate with a marooned alien with a strange speech pattern
 * The wicked sorcerer Zig Zag from The Thief and the Cobbler rhymes whenever he speaks, often rather elaborately. He actually manages to be both amusing and menacing in this way. For example, when he said "One mistake will suffice! Don't treat me lightly twice!" after taming the alligators he had been thrown to by the ungrateful Big Bad One Eye.
 * Lampshaded in the infamous Miramax cut when the thief, overhearing one of Zig Zag's private rants, comments to himself, "It must be tough to always speak in rhyme."
 * Uncle Pockets, from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
 * Haiku battle start! / Sokka tries so valiantly / But his counting's off.
 * Pathetic Sokka / it's for this very purpose / contractions were made.
 * Poor foolish Sokka / An unnecessary word: / "Ladies, I rock ya!"
 * Spring-Heeled Jack in Jackie Chan Adventures
 * While his isn't usually an example, the Green Goblin of the The Spectacular Spider-Man does this in one episode. Not only is it lampshaded, but it's also partially justified: several of his lines are quotes from Shakespeare's verse. It also acts as a clue to the Goblin's identity: Harry Osborn, the prime suspect behind the mask, was supposed to be playing Puck in a school play, and all of the Shakespeare lines are Puck quotes.
 * Rollerbear in the Bitsy Bears pilot cartoon. She even wears headphones and rollerskates.
 * An episode of Johnny Bravo spoofing Green Eggs and Ham rhymes the whole time.
 * Also in an episode that spoofs Twas the Night Before Christmas.
 * The Powerpuff Girls episode "Dream Scheme" with Bubbles using the "anyone want a peanut" gag.
 * Francine always made room for a nice little rhyme, just before the great big boom signaled the Samurai Pizza Cats were off to fight crime.
 * Princess Starglo from Share Bear Shines! mostly does this in a rhyming slang kind of way ("Toodles, poodles!"), but uses it in her normal conversation quite a bit, too.
 * Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D in Yellow Submarine, who justifies it, saying:

"Promise me you'll speak in rhymes. Speak in rhymes all the times."
 * Home Movies - Brendon makes a video PSA to keep kids from putting marbles in their noses, but his puppet Spiky Mc Marbles, with his rhyming speech and his snarky attitude, makes kids want to put marbles in their noses.
 * Nedley on Maggie And The Ferocious Beast
 * Bob from Maryoku Yummy. To a lesser extent, Yuzu, whose appearance in an episode usually includes coming up with a new rhyming catchphrase for his and Nonki's fix-it shop.
 * The Chesire Cat from the Care Bears version of Alice in Wonderland, he gave them advice while rapping.
 * Zecora from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
 * Discord, although much more rarely. Also Pinkie Pie, who tends to break into song very often.
 * Also, Iron Will, when he's doing one of his many Catch Phrases.
 * Most of the characters especially Dudley Pig from the animated Tales from the Crypt episode "The Third Pig", the wolf has a hard time coming up with them and yells at the Cryptkeeper when he tells him to do so.
 * Jake from Adventure Time has a habit of doing this. And sometimes makes Finn do it as well.


 * What's with Andy had an episode where Andy was dared to speak in rhyme for an entire day. He mastered it pretty well, up until he was challenged to rhyme the word 'orange'.
 * A one-off villain from the Osmosis Jones cartoon, who continued to vow revenge in rhymes even as he was being led away.
 * Hermes from Futurama has a modular catchphrase - "Sweet X of Y!" - that's always spoken in rhyme. e.g. "Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!"
 * Several locomotives actually started to speak in rhyme at times in the more recent episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * In the Hungarian dub, The Flintstones do this constantly.
 * Boundin'