Category:The Oldest Tricks in The Book

"Red Mage: You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Lich King! Thief: The one where you get three gullible suckers to make you their undisputed leader?" Red Mage: You just fell for the second oldest trick in the book, Lich King! Lich: The trick where you put your soul into a gem so you can't be killed and instead become an invincible ruler of the dead? Red Mage: You just fell for the third oldest trick in the book, Lich King! Fighter: You mean attaching two sword hilts by a length of chain - Red Mage: Okay, that is so not in trick book!"

- Eight Bit Theater, Episode 382

The Oldest Ones in the Book of tricks.