Power Perversion Potential/Quotes

"A Fan: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his penis can stretch, too?

Eiichiro Oda: His penis can stretch too."

"Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!

Eiichiro Oda: His penis can fly too."

"Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?"

- I_Am_A_Spoon, when asked in a forum poll how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a supernatural creature

""I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.""

- Ben Affleck

"Clark: It's just...in the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like - like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.

Lana: That little tart! You heard that?

Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.

Lana: You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?"

- Superman the Animated Series

"An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?"

- Terry, Batman Beyond

"Pete: Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?

Clark: I never use my powers for personal gain.

Pete: Clark...

Clark: Okay. Maybe once."

- Smallville

"Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

""And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him.""

- Mike Nelson, at the end of MST3K's screening of Puma Man