Cannot Tell a Joke



"Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid. And the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability... [tails off, studies his shoes for a moment.]"

- Bill Bailey, Part Troll

"Know the joke. Know it cold. Know it. Know it. Anyone who gets halfway through a joke and says, "And then, ah...let's see...I think he says something like..." should be stabbed with a dinner knife."

- Roger Ebert

Despite the title, this is, in fact, a comedy trope. Because there is something funny about watching someone attempting to be funny and failing. To be funny, that is. It's just funny. Got it?

This is essentially a character who screws up any attempt to tell a joke. Perhaps they forget the punchline, perhaps they have no sense of timing, perhaps they try to explain it until it stops being funny. Whatever the case, any attempt to make a joke will leave their intended audience staring at them dumbfounded. (Or possibly laughing, but not for the intended reason, if the intended audience enjoys Anti-Humor, which this often bears unintentional resemblance to.)

Compare and contrast with No Sense of Humor.

Anime and Manga

 * Setsuna in Negima.
 * The English dub of Keroro Gunsou has Koyuki act like this in episode 18. She tells a condensed, G-rated version of The Aristocrats, apparently not knowing the point of the joke is to make it as drawn-out and vulgar as possible.
 * Tien in Dragonball Z encounters trouble with this trope when King Kai requires all potential students to tell him a joke. He did manage a joke. Once.
 * Madam Red in Black Butler. We never get to hear the joke but the cast's reactions range from blank stares to confusion.
 * Masaomi Kida from Durarara!!. Not that it stops him from trying at every chance.
 * In Nichijou, the principal tells old jokes that no one gets, while Yuuko's are just terrible.
 * Bleach: In of the many Slice of Life sketches Tite Kubo does about his characters, there's one of Byakuya doing a stand-up routine in front of a huge audience. He holds his kenseikan to his ear and pretends it's a telephone. The audience doesn't laugh. He gets an "I told you so" from Renji afterwards. On another occasion, Renji asks Byakuya which hairdresser he uses and Byakuya tells him he gets his zanpakutou to cut his hair for him. Renji is so shocked, Byakuya has to tell him he was joking. Of course, Renji's then more panicked by the idea of Byakuya telling jokes. It's a Running Gag that Byakuya's very funny when he's not trying to be but an absolute disaster when he is.

Comic Books
""I have been planning on destroying the Breakworld ever since I was a child." (after the X-Men look at him in shock) "This is why I don't make so many jokes. I never know when is good.""
 * Colossus by his own admission in Astonishing X-Men #19, after being told of a prophecy that he is destined to destroy the Breakworld:

Fan Works

 * Archangel from The Cracked Conspiracy.
 * Past Sins has an example played for drama. The audience doesn't laugh because the pony telling the joke is
 * Phoenix Wright in Turnabout Storm. Pinkie Pie says she'll help him if he tells her a funny joke, and Phoenix tries to. Simply put, the lameness leaves her speechless.

Film
"Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."
 * K.C. Downing from the movie My Favorite Year. She tries to tell the protagonist Benjy that she's just not funny but he refuses to believe her. He gives her a joke and gets her to tell it back to him. He is then convinced.
 * Marlin in Finding Nemo struggles his way through a joke in the beginning when he's put on the spot by the other parents. He makes a better fist (fin?) of it at the end of the movie.
 * Reportedly, Albert Brooks fell in love with the Deconstructionist aspect of Marlin - a clownfish who isn't funny - and ran with it. Word of God is that "we have about an hour of audio from Albert telling this joke really, really badly."
 * Dug from Up. Of course, it's possible his joke is hilarious to another dog...


 * Charlie tells a funny, fitting joke in Mystery Team... and then proceeds to tell the EXACT SAME JOKE not one minute later, in an entirely inappropriate situation.

Jokes

 * After spending the morning being processed, he is taken to the huge mess hall for lunch. He finds a seat at a table full of inmates who look like they have been behind bars for years. Suddenly, an inmate stands in the middle of the room and yells, "41!" As he sits down, the room erupts in laughter. Then another prisoner stands and yells, "123!" Again, there is laughter throughout the room. Puzzled, Fred asks the inmate sitting next to him what's going on. "Well," the older inmate says, "Most of us have been here so long that we have heard all the jokes. So we just number them and use the number." Fred says, "I love to tell jokes! Give me one." "Okay," says the older inmate. "Everybody loves old 72. It always gets a big laugh" Fred stands up, waits for the laughter to die down from the last joke, and yells, "72!" There is nothing but silence as hundreds of inmates just turn and stare at him. Fred sits down and looks at the inmate who gave him the number. "What happened?" he asks. The older man shrugs and says, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
 * Lieutenant Rzhevsky attends a ball. At a certain point he notices his servant and says, ‘Ah, Stefan! I am pleased to find you here. Pray tell, have you any new rhymes for me?’ ‘Ah, yes, monsieur, here’s one I heard this morning: “Adam and Eve, on the very last eve in the wonderful Garden of Eden...’ ‘Wonderful, wonderful! Ladies and gentlemen, écoutez-vous! I just heard a wonderful new rhyme from my personal waiter... It went like... Y’know, Adam and Eve, like, in the Garden of Eden, and they f... I mean, it was their last night, so they fu... Oh, but it sounded so much better in verse!’
 * One particular joke uses this in a very meta sense. It starts off as a classic "Three people walk into a bar" joke, then the joke teller pretends to have forgotten or misremembered some details, with the joke getting weirder and weirder as it's told. At some point - "So, it's a nun, a dragon, and twenty four penguins, half of which are dead, in a roller disco..." - the teller gives up.

Literature

 * Granny Weatherwax from Discworld doesn't quite 'get' humour. In Witches Abroad, Granny keeps trying to tell a joke that goes "A man walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that says, 'We make all kinds of sandwiches'. So he says 'I'll have an alligator sandwich -- and make it snappy!'" Only she keeps giving the punchline as "and make it quick!", or "and I want it right away!", or "and don't be a long time about it!"
 * Pratchett said this about it: "It is (I hope) obvious that Granny Weatherwax has absolutely no sense of humour but she has, as it were, heard about it. She has no grasp of how or why jokes work -- she's one of those people who say "And then what happened?" after you've told them the punchline. She can vaguely remember the one-liner "Give me an alligator sandwich -- and make it snappy!" but since she's got no idea of why it's even mildly amusing she gets confused... all that she can remember is that apparently the man wants it quickly."
 * In a few other books, Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully is described as not being very good at telling jokes, and not letting that stop him.
 * Dan Greenberg's book How to Be a Jewish Mother contains instructions about telling jokes. One of them is always start with the punchline.
 * Jake from Animorphs can snark with the best of them, but when it comes to telling outright jokes, he inevitably summons the crickets. Even Ax, at one point, gets a big laugh just by repeating a joke that Jake had told earlier. Nobody laughed the first time.
 * Mark Twain wrote an essay about humor that explained how to do this.
 * Evie jokes about being this in Paranormalcy.
 * Inverted by Baron Arald. He keeps telling jokes, and pretty good ones at that, but everyone takes him too seriously all the time to enjoy them.

Live-Action TV
""Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Bananarama. ...Wait.""
 * Harriet Hayes (Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip) is depicted as incapable of either remembering the text, structure or delivery of a joke. She's a professional comedian...
 * Dana, the producer on Sports Night, is referred to as being bad at jokes.
 * Nancy Weeks, the delightfully awful "Head of Continuing Drama" in Moving Wallpaper is alleged to be thus. in S 2 E 5, the writers are discussing whether or not to put a joke in her speech. Pope, the producer, recommends against this, saying "the woman's got the comic timing of (something)".
 * The Office: Michael Scott epitomizes this trope. Examples:
 * When Michael falls for Jim's "It smells like Updog in here" joke (punchline: "What's Updog?" "I don't know, what's up with you?"), he's so enamored with the joke that he attempts to retell it to everyone, but fails repeatedly. When he finally does properly trick someone into saying "What's Updog?" he botches the follow-up. "I'm fine, how are you?"
 * After Michael is the face-slapping butt of Dwight's KGB knock-knock joke, he argues with Dwight about answering Jim's "door". Of course, more face-slapping ensues.
 * That's because the KGB waits for no one.
 * "Are you serious?" "Yes. And don't call me Shirley."
 * His original counterpart in the British version, David Brent, was also like this, due to a similar over-reliance on second hand humour from old comedy shows and a general lack of wit.
 * Both Borat and Ali G from Da Ali G Show have this trait. On the TV show, Borat once went on some sort of dating service and when told women like a man with a sense of humor he proceeded to tell the "joke" "There is a chair... and it has shoes... and it is walking!" In another episode, Ali G told Buzz Aldrin some sort of corny moon-based joke. He told it correctly, and when Aldrin politely laughed, Ali G was like "I don't get it".
 * JD from Scrubs is like this. When attempting to tell a joke about why a man who thinks he's a moth went to the dentist's (the light was on) he ends up improvising a whole pointless conversation between the man and the dentist to stall for time while he tries to remember the punch line.
 * And later in the episode, he gives the person he was telling the joke to a written copy of it... which covers three pages on both sides.
 * Carla also falls into this. Dr. Cox calls her out on it, which results in one of his Crowning Moments Of Funny, when he points out why everybody else in the hospital is funny, including calling Ted the "hospital sad sack".
 * If she hadn't been substituted after one season, this would probably have been a bigger part of Kate in Not Going Out. I only remember her attempting to actually tell a joke once, and it did indeed go horribly, but Lee asked her at one point if she ever gets jokes. They just seems to be something she struggles with in general.
 * Zag in Zig and Zag's Nothing to do With Toast Video frequently tries to tell an elephant joke, which is invariably ruined by his inability to pronounce the word elephant.
 * Stargate SG-1 had an episode where Teal'c attempts to tell a joke, and fails miserably.
 * It's a translated Jaffa joke; presumably, it's hilarious to Jaffa (maybe there's some pun in Goa'uld that makes it work). It goes: "Three Jaffa meet on a strange planet: a Horus guard [worshipper of the hawk-headed Egyptian god Horus], a Serpent guard [worshipper of Apophis] and a Setesh guard [worshipper of a doglike god, long-lost and considered sort of like mythical bumpkins by the others]. It is a tense moment. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Setesh guard's... nose drips!" And Teal'c bursts out laughing.
 * How is that not funny? It's the absurdity of it all. It's a tense situation. The Horus guard does something impressive, the Serpent guard does something else impressive, and the Setesh guard does something...less impressive. Setup, further setup, and Subversion.
 * Another Stargate SG-1 example occurs in "Citizen Joe" in which Joe Spencer seems incapable of telling a simple joke.
 * Monk tries a few times, as a part of trying to become more social.
 * Hank from Corner Gas. For example:

""Quiet, you'll miss the humorous conclusion!""
 * Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater 3000, to judge from the few times she was allowed to comment on a movie.
 * Joel and the bots do a group impression of Rip Taylor with a string of increasingly lame, desperate prop jokes. IT'S FUNNYYY!
 * A Running Gag in Shooting Stars, where Vic's Once an Episode attempt to tell a Dove From Above-related joke results in silence, whistling wind, and tumbleweeds. Unless another character reads the same joke for him, in which case it of course becomes enormously amusing.
 * Anya in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Throw a blanket over me, I'm on fire!"
 * Perhaps you should introduce her to her insect reflection.
 * It still isn't funny.
 * It's worth noting that this was in a dream Giles was having while the First Slayer stalked his dreamscape, based on the fact that the real Anya is funny without meaning to be, with her oddities of behavior.
 * Simon from Firefly is seemingly bad at telling funny stories about working at hospitals.
 * Then again, when he's going up against the possibility of Inara telling some funny whoring stories the poor guy hasn't got much of a chance.
 * His story about making surgeon in "Objects In Space" is much better.
 * Dick Loudon demonstrates this on at least one Newhart episode.
 * Nicola Murray in The Thick of It has the unfortunate combination of a desperate urge to not seem glum or smug and the comedic timing of a deathwatch beetle. In the first series, Olly is the one who takes on this role, as he constantly attempts to prolong jokes and, as is usually the case in real life, ends up killing them stone dead. By the time the specials role around he's even lampshading it:

"Luann: So...do any of you like the holidays? (People applaud) Luann: Uh, yeah, me neither. I'M ONLY FOOLING!"
 * In Star Trek: The Next Generation, one of Data's many attempts to become more human involves him trying to understand the nature of humor. He enlists the help of a holodeck comedian program, and memorizes all the jokes...then proceeds to completely botch the delivery of every one. It's hilarious to watch.
 * In one of the last episodes ("Journey's End"), he actually pulled a joke off perfectly, then explained that it wasn't a serious statement, killing the joke.
 * Monty Python's Flying Circus - as the funniest joke in the world proves an effective crippling weapon for the British in WWII, the Nazis try it themselves: An English couple listening to the radio hear a thick Germanic voice saying "Dere vere zwei peanuts valking down ze strasse, und vun vas assaulted. ...peanut." 'Deutschland Uber Alles' then plays triumphantly as the couple exchange puzzled looks.
 * Spencer Reid of Criminal Minds tells hilarious jokes ... if you're a genius speed-reading polymath with an eidetic memory. Otherwise, not so much.
 * The entire premise of Luann Lockhart on Mad TV, the amateur stand-up comedian who has no idea how to tell a joke.

"Why's a king's wand called a scepter? 'Cuz everyone in the kingdom works and he doesn't!"
 * Cliff Clavin of Cheers attempts stand-up at one of those amateur hour comedy clubs, and his entire schtick is endless variations of "...what's up with that?" Yeah, he bombs.
 * Reed from Adam-12. He spends a good portion of the finale of season one trying to tell Malloy a joke about ... a dog... and paint... or something, suffering constant interruptions from calls (not his fault) and his own disjointed retelling (totally his fault), and then he's crushed when Malloy doesn't laugh.
 * Jeffrey from Hi-de-Hi! is completely hopeless in front of a microphone. This is, in itself, utterly hilarious.
 * On at least one occasion, KITT of Knight Rider tried to entertain Michael with pre-programmed jokes. He ended up completely messing them up, which wasn't too surprising ... but as it ended up,
 * The Italian Comedic Sociopathy Sadist Show series Camera Cafe has a sketch named "La barzelletta di Silvano" ("Silvano's joke") that is based on this trope. It basically involves Silvano, a nerdy Butt Monkey, while he tries to replace an old (and supposedly overused before the sketch) joke involving a bald man to another one related to the math he usually has to deal with. The problem is, other than the new joke being a Replacement Scrappy of the previous Actually Pretty Funny joke, that, for one reason or another, he never gets to tell it. When a coworker of his finally manages to get him to return to the previous joke, Andrea the (bald) bodyguard comes in. And, as always, given how violent, sadistic and bossy Andrea is, the sketch ends exactly with what happens every time Andrea appears in any sketch.
 * The King from The Muppets special The Frog Prince.

"Mike: "Oh, you're funny. You're a funny man. Wanna hear somethin' funny, funny man? Knock-knock -- My fist up your balls!" Jeff: "... Who's there?""
 * In the Red Dwarf episode "Better than Life", the newly-titled "Admiral" Rimmer is attempting to tell an anecdote, but can't remember exactly what happened. It was so bad that even the fictional officers from his ideal dream went through a couple of seconds of embarrassed, uncertain silence before bursting into sycophantic laughter.
 * Ferguson from the Nickelodeon sitcom Clarissa Explains It All was generally a straight-laced, snobby know it all. Later in the series, he spent an entire episode practicing the delivery of a cliche joke (A homeless man walks up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in...) for some event that he was participating in. The humor came not from the joke itself, but from the ludicrous attempts at telling it, which eventually started including ridiculous stresses on random words of the punchline, a la "I bit him. I bit him. I bit him."
 * An episode of Supernatural has an example with Cassiel referencing a text as a joke "you breed with the mouth of a goat". This spawned the in-fandom meme "It's funnier in Enochian."
 * Uriel is apparently the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.
 * Brennan from Bones as part of her general social incompetence.
 * Mike from Community episode Comparative Religion:

"Eric: Animals. Yes. There was this fella, and he was very strong...no, his wife was dying, that was it...she was Scottish, so Scott--no, she wasn't dying, she was pretty fit, you know... but she thought one day she might die, so she said to her husband, she said, um... (buzz) Barry: Interruption by his own captain. Alfred: Can I retire? What with him, and now Eric... Barry: No, no, Eric's still talking. Happy retirement. Eric: Right--so he looked up, and he said "Don't jump"! ...No, no, you've put me right off now...no, listen, seriously, this is a real joke, I've been working on this for a week, and... (audience laughter as Ray Martino takes his belt off and pretends to hang himself) Eric: And she...no, he... Barry: I'll give you five points now, Eric, we can return to this in the second half."
 * Tulio from 31 Minutos.
 * Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza: "What is the difference between a rabbi and an Irishman window? One is a pane of glass, and the other's a Jew. ...Think about it."
 * Paul from MTV Live.
 * Armando from The Armando Iannucci Shows is this; when he is asked to do a speech to a group of corporate executives on the grounds that, as the writer of I'm Alan Partridge, he must be funny. Armando's speech consists of Power Point explanations of various jokes, including "My Dog's Got No Nose".
 * Joker's Wild was a panel game from ITV, in which six comedians were each given a subject by the chairman (Barry Cryer). They had to tell a joke on this subject, and a member of the opposing team could interrupt if they thought they knew it. When Eric Sykes was on one of the teams, he played this trope for all it was worth (including, at one point, having team captain Alfred Marks go over to him and talk him through a joke).

New Media

 * The Man's Daddy from Digitiser.

Newspaper Comics
"Calvin: OK, this guy goes into a bar. No wait, he doesn't do that yet. Or maybe it's a grocery store. OK, it doesn't matter. Let's say it's a bar. He's somewhere in the vicinity of a bar, right? So anyway, there's this dog, and he says something odd, I don't remember, but this other guy says, um, well, I forget, but it was funny."
 * Calvin and Hobbes:

"Porkypine: This is a humorous anecdote. A goat lost his nose -- the first man says, "What will he smell with now?" The other replies, "As bad as ever." Haw haw haw?"
 * Then there was the time he tried to tell Hobbes this hilarious story he heard at school. When Hobbes tried to get him to, you know, actually tell the story, Calvin concluded that the story wasn't all that funny in-and-of itself, but the kid telling it thought it was, and it was pretty hilarious when milk squirted out his nose when he laughed.
 * Porkypine from Pogo fundamentally doesn't get humor.

Radio
""...the first two provided sensible answers, while the Irishman responded in a foolish manner.""
 * 'Wayne from St. Albans' on The D Generation breakfast show.
 * And the accountant on their album The Satanic Sketches

"Denis: ...Ah well, you can't win them all. Just one, that's all I want! One!"
 * Ed from Get This could tell jokes, but many of his own sketches were ruined by his own lack of organisation and planning, and turned out being funnier in 'ruined' form than if they had gone according to plan.
 * Harris Wittels from Comedy Death Ray Radio.
 * Denis King suffered from this on Hello Cheeky. It wasn't so much that he forgot the jokes as it was that his smarmy delivery impacted the humor, and the fact that he'd usually make some sort of happily self-satisfied comment afterwards didn't help.

Recorded and Stand Up Comedy

 * Richard Pryor had a routine about a childhood friend who would constantly attempt to tell jokes and botch them up, but he was such a large, intimidating kid that everyone would laugh anyway.
 * Andy Kaufmann in his Little Foreign Man character would do a stand-up routine with deliberately incomprehensible, unfunny 'jokes'.

Theatre

 * Roger de Bris from The Producers.

Video Games

 * In Mass Effect 2, Joker is forced to give EDI full control over the Normandy. While he is doing so, he complains about the possibility that he might be starting a trend that will lead to a Matrix-like world, with organic life existing as batteries for the A Is. EDI comments that she enjoys the sight of humans on their knees, followed by a short pause and her saying "That was a joke."
 * It's less her being unable to tell a joke and more lousy timing: to anyone not trapped on a ship with homicidal aliens and a questionably sane AI (i.e. the player) it's hilarious, even without the follow-up.
 * Joker's expression right after, of course, is absolutely priceless.
 * She continues to make similar jokes in the third game, until Shepard eventually asks her to stop. She muses that her timing sub-routine needs to be adjusted.
 * it makes sense that none of her construction involved any sort of understanding of humor.

Web Comics
"SS: Hate to chop off all of your heads with this sword. Real sorry about that. My bad."
 * In Homestuck, Spades Slick attempts a hard boiled one-liner::'

Web Original

 * One of the The Nostalgia Critic's minor running gags is starting off a bad joke, failing, desperately trying to keep it afloat before suddenly switching to an expressionless face and pulling an offscreen lever, at which point the words "JOKE ABORTED" appear on the screen.
 * Mortimer and, to a lesser extent, Steve from Mortimer's Vlog.
 * Ryrare from We the You.

Western Animation
""I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is, "Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!""
 * Quite a few characters in Avatar: The Last Airbender:
 * Prince Zuko, as evidenced by his attempt to tell Uncle Iroh's tea joke.

"Suki: (after 's defeat) How about King of the Guys…who…don't win? (Said person blanched at that) Toph: Leave the jokes to us, honey."
 * Also Katara, with "It's so hot, Momo is shedding like Appa!" and "If you miss Sokka so much, why don't you marry him?"
 * Suki too...

"Zapp: Kiff, who's your girlfriend? Kiff: She won't leave me alone. Zapp: Did I say girlfriend? I meant wife! Tumbleweed rolls by."
 * Seen in Beavis and Butthead sometimes, usually from Butthead bunging up a joke. There's some joke that goes "What's the definition of a perfect woman? Three feet tall, with a flat head to hold the beer". Of course when Butthead attempts to tell this, his punchline is "Uh... I dunno, but she'd be pretty hot!". Another time he did successfully tell the "Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can!" joke, to which Beavis replies "Um... what's so special about that? Anyone can lick a dog's balls!"
 * Squidward in nearly every episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where he tries to entertain.
 * Spongebob in one episode tries to tell jokes, but is so unfunny that he only hears a cricket chirping. It eventually gets so bad that the cricket quits.
 * Happens to T-Bone in Clifford the Big Red Dog.
 * Zapp Brannigan from Futurama - He breaks out a sexist joke to Kiff when Kiff's being followed by Amy's pet buggalo.

"Jester (telling a joke Dragon has written for him): "...That isn't a cow. That's just my cave chicken." Jane: "How is that even a joke?""
 * Dragon from Jane and the Dragon. It may just be that he doesn't 'get' human humour but his jokes generally leave humans scratching their heads.

"Private: There's two of you! That's a great trick! Kowalski: Private, can you recall a time when I have ever played a trick or even told a joke?"
 * Betty Staines in Staines Down Drains. Stand-up was probably a poor career choice for her...
 * Kowalski from The Penguins of Madagascar.

"Stweie: Oh, I've got a good one. Two guys are at the pearly gates and... uhm, well, I don't remember how it goes, but the punchline is that they turn out to be Seigfried and Roy."
 * In Family Guy, Stewie Griffin seems to have this issue.


 * Lolly Poopdeck from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. In "Day Without Laughter", he attempts to become a comedian, but the punchlines to all his jokes consist of really strained puns based on his own name.
 * Subverted in the Two Stupid Dogs episode "Fun!". Little Dog gets through a joke ("Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.") twice in a row. On the third time, he forgets the joke, then immediately ad-libs a new one: "What's black and white and orange all over? A skunk eating pumpkin pie!"
 * A variation in The Simpsons; Homer fails at humorous limericks. He tries to disprove this by saying "There once was a man from, I think it was Nantucket. And anyway, he had this interesting characteristic..." At this point he can't remember the rest, and Lenny and Carl just snicker at him.
 * Would-be comedian Iggy Catalpa in an episode of Duckman.

Real Life

 * There have been a number of examples of guests like this over the long history of Have I Got News for You, but special mention has to go to trade-unionist Derek Hatton, whose joke about a ministerial lovechild bombed, and most of all Piers Morgan, who attempts to copy a joke from a previous week, tells it badly, and then attempts to bully the audience into laughing at it. It fails miserably, and best of all, Ian Hislop manages to tell the joke later, to much laughter.
 * Hatton also told the Ikea cabinet joke ("The Cabinet is like an Ikea cabinet; a couple of loose screws and it falls to pieces") to utter disdain. When Cherie Blair told the same joke in a speech, HIGNFY replayed the clip, and to everyone's surprise, it got a rather more positive reaction. (Paul's reaction was something like "It's a matter of timing. Fifteen years later, it's funny." It's also possible they were laughing at how cheap the set looked, and Ian Hislop with hair, rather than the joke.)