Not Big Enough for the Two of Us

A Stock Phrases used to emphasize two characters cannot occupy some important place or situation.

Originated from western movies and is now mostly used for parody.

Advertising

 * An advertisement for a television rental company had two cowboys complain that the television they were on (presumably not rented from the company in question) wasn't big enough for the both of them.

Film
"Young Skeeter: The galaxy's not big enough for the both of us."
 * Inverted in The Frisco Kid: "This is a very big country. How about I take California, and you take the rest?"
 * Toy Story: One of the phrases that Woody says when his string is pulled is "This town ain't big enough for the two of us!".
 * He never says it directly to Buzz, but the town not being big enough for the two of them is a plot point.
 * Bedtime Stories

"Trampas: This world isn't big enough for the both of us!"
 * The Virginian (1929)

"Nick Grindell: This town ain't big enough for the both of us and I'm going to give you 24 hours to get out. If I see you in Carabinas by this time tomorrow, it's you or me!"
 * The Western Code (1932)

Literature
"Dirk Struan: Hong Kong is big enough for Struan's and the other british traders. It's big enough for Britons and Americans. Whether it's big enough for the Brocks and the Struans is a different matter. Tyler Brock: I'll tell you this, boy; China isn't big enough for the two of us."
 * There's a Tanya Huff short story called "This Town Ain't Big Enough" in which Vicki Nelson,
 * Asian Saga

Live Action TV
"Judge Willard: On July 12th of this year, didn't the defendant, claiming quote, "This courtroom ain't big enough for the two of us," unquote, squirt you in the face with a water pistol in open court?"
 * Night Court episode "Harry on Trial"

"Dr. Phillip Matheson: I warned you, dude, Summer Bay ain't big enough for the both of us."
 * Soap Opera Home and Away. During a dream sequence:

"Louis Stevens: Now listen, the school ain't big enough for the both of us, so you just get out of here."
 * Even Stevens episode "Short Story"

"Pat Buttram: I told you before, Autry, no town is going to be big enough for the both of us. Gene Autry: Then you better find yourself another town. Pat Buttram: I will not! I found this one first. Gene Autry: I'm stayin' here tonight. You can do what you want. Pat Buttram: And I'm doin' it - right now! [Slugs Autry in the jaw]"
 * The Gene Autry Show episode "Feuding Friends"


 * A Sesame Street short on the history of movies used this line as a running gag. At the beginning, Grover, dressed as a cowboy, is in a black-and-white silent film, accompanied by the title card "This town ain't big enough for the two of us!" This is followed by variations of the scene that add sound, color, a wide screen, musical numbers, and special effects.
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In "The Initiative", Buffy is told that Spike has returned to Sunnydale and fumes, "Doesn't he know this is my town?"

Music Tropes

 * Rock band Sparks released a song in 1974 called "This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us". According to The Other Wiki, the song originally was going to be full of TVTro...--um, I mean movie clichés.

Newspaper Comics
"Calvin: This town just ain't big enough for the both of us. Hobbes: Yep, I reckon we'll have to annex part o' the county."
 * Calvin and Hobbes has a parody. The two of them are wearing white and black cowboy hats.

"Garfield: Spider, this house isn't big enough for both of us. Well, actually it probably is... [smashes the spider with a newspaper] So let's just do this for fun."
 * From a 1993 Garfield strip:

Radio

 * In Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger bit, when time travel leads to a woman's past and future selves fighting, they both exclaim, "There ain't room enough in this dress for both of us!"

Video Games
"Doctor Doom: This DIMENSION is NOT BIG ENOUGH for the BOTH of US!"
 * One adventure in Kingdom of Loathing involves both you and an unnamed NPC making this remark about the other. You both decide that the appropriate response is to take out your carpentry tools, do a bit of construction, and make the town a bit bigger.
 * Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds: Dr Doom will use this as his intro line against the likes of Dormammu.


 * Nova's win quote against Magneto involves regarding their helmets.

Web Comics
""This town isn't big enough for the both of us. Let's run away together!""
 * A Softer World provides an interesting resolution:

Western Animation
"Yosemite Sam: This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Bugs Bunny: It ain't? Pardon me, Mac. [Runs offscreen, building noises ensue]. Now is it big enough? [Bugs has built an entire city nearby] Yosemite Sam: No, it still ain't big enough!"
 * Looney Tunes
 * Bugs Bunny Rides Again

"Daffy: As I was saying, buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us, so... (shoves Marvin off the remains of Planet X) off you go!"
 * Duck Dodgers in The Twenty Fourth And A Half Century: when Marvin lands on Planet X, Dodgers tells him "this planet ain't big enough for the two of us." After they blow it up during an Escalating War, the statement becomes quite literal.

"SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough. [gruff voice] This town ain't big enough for the two of us."
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: quoted when SpongeBob and Patrick were talking about the advantages of being felons.

"Metroplex: This planet's not big enough for the both of us!"
 * Transformers

"Jade: Sorry Charlie, but my body ain't big enough for both of us!"
 * Jackie Chan Adventures
 * Episode "Project A, for Astral". Shendu is in Jade's body.

"Captain Black Dark: Oh Captain Black, I don't think Section 13 is big enough for the both of us."
 * Episode "Black Magic"

"Jade: Okay Handsome, this town ain't big enough for the both of us!"
 * Episode "Little Valmont, Big Jade"": again by Jade, only this time's she's 50 feet tall, and fighting a giant ogre.