Death Note the Abridged Series (Cheftoni FTW)

"Sadist Teacher: Okay class, today we'll be learning about The Spanish Inquisition. Now The Spanish Inquisition was mass murder led by religious fanatics that wished to cleanse the world of those they considered evil..."

A Death Note Abridged Series that is currently five episodes long.

"Sadist Teacher #2: I so love abusing power!
 * The Aloner - "Light! You're alive! You've been locked up in your room all these years!"
 * Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny
 * Black Comedy
 * Bullying a Dragon -

Light: What did you say your name was again?"

"Light: The Death Note works?! That means... I could revolutionize the world! I could save the innocent and rid the world of evil I could make this world...
 * Burn the Witch
 * Destination Defenestration
 * Does This Remind You of Anything? - see page quote
 * Dude, Where's My Respect? -

Sachiko: Light! Could you go to the store for me?

Light: Dammit mom, epiphany time means alone time!

Sachiko: Don't forget the milk!"

"Ryuk: Oh... my... God... Wow seriously, I never would have guessed that the freakin' Chief of Police is your dad! Woah, talk about irony. I mean you've got a notebook that freakin' kills people just by writing their names down inside it and he's out there all day, hunting you...
 * Evil Laugh - very well done too...
 * Fun With Subtitles / Mondegreen for the Ominous Latin Chanting
 * Future Me Scares Me
 * Genre Blind - Raye Penber. "Wait, killing by means other than a heart attack? Naomi, that's just DUMB!"
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath - Light
 * Highly-Visible Ninja - Ryuk
 * Irony - Lampshaded

Light: Uh huh...

Ryuk: You know what, I'm just going to walk up to your dad, throw your notebook at him and see what happens..."

"L: Kira is a student... male... and a disgruntled individual.
 * Jerkass - Raye Penber
 * Kill You Last
 * Loners Are Freaks
 * Meddling Parents
 * Mind Screw -
 * My Future Self and Me
 * Paper-Thin Disguise - "Yo soy Pedro!"
 * The Profiler -

Souichiro: * Gasp!* Just like Light!"

"Light: I know what you are!
 * Red Shirt - Light's Sadist Teachers
 * Rickroll
 * Shout-Out - Let's see we got The Spanish Inquisition (wasn't expecting that...), Aperture Science, 42, It's Over 9000!, "I see dead people!", Justice League, Prince of Tennis, Die Hard, and the shinigami all play Dungeons and Dragons and cast Magic Missile at the Darkness.
 * Suspiciously Apropos Music
 * Temporal Paradox - Cousin Tom  went back in time and killed himself.
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch
 * Tokyo Is the Center of The Universe - the reason L deduces Kira is in Japan.
 * Verbal Tic - Light's growl of annoyance.
 * Villain Song - Hmm hmm purging the world / purging the world...
 * Who's Laughing Now?
 * Wrong Genre Savvy -

Ryuk: Go on... say it! What am I?!

Light: A vampire!

Ryuk: No... try again...

Light: A leprechaun!

Ryuk: Oi yes I'm a freakin' leprechaun! Have ye seen me black Death Note-shaped marshmallow? No you moron, I'm a shinigami."