The Stone Dance of the Chameleon



"''Flesh, knit bone to bone

Your withered earth

Oh ancient Mother

Scorched tearless You await

The Sky Lord come to thunder

Rumbling His stormy belly

Withholding His urgent seed

Until He shall pierce You with His shafts

Quench the burning air

Rill and pool Your dusts

Fill Your wombs with spiralling jades

Until Your flesh swells up

In the midst of breaking waters

Clenching for release

Thrust forth the Green Child

Ten thousand times reborn

Squeeze Him into the air

Enjewelled by the morning

To take sweet nurture

At Your breasts

That He might dance again

And once more blow His scents

Beneath the skies.''"

- The Song to the Earth

The Stone Dance of the Chameleon is a Low Fantasy trilogy by Ricardo Pinto. It is notable for being extremely dark and featuring no magic at all.

Cruel and oppressive, the Masters rule over the three lands; a race of tall, pale people who believe the blood of gods runs in their veins. Carnelian is a Master but, having grown up in exile, he has the unusual trait of mercy. When his father is called back to the capitol Osrakum to oversee the election of a new God-Emperor, he finds himself plunged into a web of intrigue and deceit.

The Stone Dance of the Chameleon consists of the following books:


 * 1) The Chosen
 * 2) The Standing Dead
 * 3) The Third God


 * And I Must Scream: The Wise, arguably, and combined with a liberal dose of Body Horror. Somewhat unusual, in that they're an active political force. Still, having your eyes, tongue, nose, and eardrums cut out and being left with writing encoded on strings of beads and coded messages to a stunted, dwarfish interpreter as your only avenues of communication is pretty nightmarish.
 * Bi the Way: Sardian.
 * Brother-Sister Incest: The God Emperors practise this.
 * Body Horror: Loads and loads of it. The Masters' civilization is obsessed with ritual mutilation.
 * Cain and Abel: Nephron and Molochite. The fact that whoever loses the election has to be executed might have something to do with that.
 * Call a Rabbit A Smeerp: The dinosaurs are not referred to by their scientific names. (Some do appear to be made up, but not all.)
 * Child By Rape: Fern.
 * Conjoined Twins: Believed by the Masters to be representative of their dual gods.
 * Con Lang: Quya, the language of the Masters. Hear the author speak it here. There's also a system of glyphs to write it, and the title of each chapter is written in both English and Quya glyphs.
 * Crapsack World
 * Deadly Decadent Court: And how.
 * Death By Childbirth: Carnelian's mother.
 * Dinosaurs WITH FLAMETHROWERS Are Dragons
 * Doing It for The Art: As noted above, Pinto created (with assistance) an entire fictional language and a glyph system to write it in.
 * Doorstopper: The first volume clocks in at just over 700 pages. The next two are even longer.
 * Encyclopedia Exposita: The writings of the Wise are occasionaly quoted.
 * Everything's Better With Dinosaurs: Prehistoric flora and fauna abound.
 * Evil Albino: The Masters, arguably.
 * Eye Scream: Blinding people is a routine punishment in this world.
 * Fantastic Racism: Sort of. The pale Masters believe themselves to be more than human and oppress the other, darker skinned people.
 * God-Emperor
 * Halfbreed: Children of Masters and common people are called Muramaga. They're technically slightly higher in the hierarchy than common people, but it doesn't matter all that much.
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * Horse of a Different Color: The aquar, some sort of theropod dinosaur.
 * Human Sacrifice: The Maruli's offering to the Darkness Under the Trees. Also, all brothers of a new God-Emperor must be sacrificed during his apotheosis.
 * I'm a Humanitarian:
 * Kill It With Fire: The Masters use the sartlar's fear of fire to keep them at bay.
 * Kissing Cousins: Fern and Sil,
 * Low Fantasy: So low, in fact, that there is no magic at all.
 * Luke, I Am Your Father:
 * Malevolent Masked Men: An entire race of them.
 * Master Race: One of the purest examples in all fiction.
 * Mayincatec: The Masters have some shades of this (see the picture above), but then again there're also significant Roman and Southeast Asian influences.
 * Mighty Whitey: Brutally, brutally deconstructed in the second book with
 * Names to Run Away From Really Fast: The Darkness Under the Trees. Legions. More subtly,
 * No Womans Land: The Masters are rather sexist. Fertile women are generally not even allowed to leave the house.
 * Parental Incest: Often occurs within the imperial house. Yes, this story has every kind of family lovin'.
 * Pinball Protagonist: Carnelian for large parts of the story. And whenever he decides to take matters into his own hands, it ends in disaster.
 * Precursors: The Quyans.
 * Religion of Evil: The Maruli's worship of "The Darkness Under the Trees". They appear to greatly fear it themselves.
 * Royal Blood
 * Royally Screwed Up
 * Saved From Development Hell: There was a gap of eight years between the publication of the second and third books.
 * Slave Collar: Members of the legions are forced to wear these. As they can't take these off themselves, the Masters have no trouble identifying deserters.
 * Straight Gay: None of the gay characters is in any way stereotypical - probably owing to the fact that the author himself is gay.
 * Surprise Incest:
 * Tangled Family Tree:  ALL  Masters in the story are somehow related, which combined with their obsession with blood purity and resulting incestuous unions makes for some bewildering family trees.
 * Wham Line:
 * World Building: A fantastically detailed, almost obsessive example, fleshed out even more on the author's website.
 * Writtenbythe Winners: