Ouran the Vaguely Abridged Series/Funny

"Tamaki: You can't go to Narnia without me! Let me in! Haruhi: Are you high? Tamaki: Take me, Mr. Tumnus! Wait, Aslan! I'm The Chosen One!"
 * When Haruhi tries to hide in a wardrobe during the thunderstorm in episode 8:

"Kaoru: I fell over and hurt my leg from standing here watching you score that goal because it was so hetero. So hetero! Hikaru: Thank you, Kaoru. You're the best brother in the world. That means so much to me-in a strictly platonic way!"
 * After the twins try to take Renge's advice in episode 4 and play sport:

"WHAT?! That's like liking Robin instead of Batman! That's like liking Sindy instead of Barbie! That's like choosing Will Turner over Captain Jack Sparrow! They're crazy!"
 * Renge's response to the possibility that some people would rather watch Abridged fandubs than enjoy the original series:


 * The twins giving a nonsense number as the amount of money Haruhi needs to make in order to pay off the vase. In the recut pilot, they also don't bother to tell her what currency of money she needs.