Stargate: Continuum/Funny

"Jack: That is why we've come all this way. Why we had to endure all that "singing". Get rid of the last bad guy, then there's... cake."
 * Despite being reduced to a minor cameo role, O'Neill is still as funny as ever.

"Jack: Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now."
 * Three hours into the extraction ceremony...

"Jack: Oh for cryin' out loud. She prob'ly just went to the bathroom. I'm next in line, by the way."
 * Then discussing Vala's disappearance.

"Teal'c: My Lord! Shall I enact your final instructions? Ba'al: No, you idiot, save me!"
 * Alternate Teal'c and Ba'al are very funny.

"Mitchell: What the hell did you just say? Daniel: We're Americans, please shoot the people chasing us!"
 * Daniel speaks desperately in Russian over the radio.