The Sword in the Stone/Funny

"Merlin: My name is Merlin. Er, this is er Archimedes, a highly educated owl. (Archimedes clears throat, stands tall and thrusts out chest) Ector: Educated owl?! Har-har! A-whoo! Say, that's a good one! (Archimedes flies off to perch on the antler of a deer with his back to the room)"
 * The Lampshade Hanging Merlin gives about their predicament after escaping the pike, with a knight's helmet wedged tight on his head, as he's struggling to dry himself off.
 * A drenched Archimedes shakes himself dry only to have his feathers pluff.
 * Arthur wrote cursive F and G backwards.
 * Archimedes laughing uncontrollably when Merlin's model plane crashes (because of his beard).
 * Merlins wand tangling up in his beard, causing him to try to pull it out, resulting in a gigantic puff.
 * Anything involving Merlin's beard.
 * "Blow me to Bermuda!"
 * Surprisingly, this gag is in The Once and Future King (although Merlyn doesn't come back as a Hawaiian-Shirted Tourist).
 * Merlin introducing Archimedes to Ector when they first meet.

"Archimedes: Why, why, you - bumbling blockhead!"
 * When the fat squirrel comes after Merlin.
 * And the fat squirrel's reaction when Merlin changes back into a human.
 * "I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!!!"
 * The entire wizard's duel, but particularly the part where Merlin turns into a walrus in mid air and lands on Mim.
 * And the fact that, after doing so, is about to ask her if she's all right.
 * When the wolf, exhausted after chasing Arthur and Merlin, drags himself to the top of the hill, then sees that they doubled back on him.
 * Heck, EVERYTHING about the wolf. He just can't get a break!
 * Kay's reaction to Merlin's summoned blizzard. Inside a castle. In summer.
 * This face. Wart makes it every time Merlin does something unbelievable and it makes this troper fall over every time.
 * Archimedes nearly got crushed inside his house as it got shrunk by Merlin.