To Serve Man/Quotes

"Sheppard: Fruit bowl - nice touch. Todd: Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them..."

- Stargate Atlantis

"Alien Overlord: "Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!"

- Calvin and Hobbes

"The guy sure looks like plant food to me."

- Little Shop of Horrors

"Tagon: Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one? Schlock: Yum? Narrator: Food that talks is not food, but the goon never said anything, so it's okay, right?"

- Schlock Mercenary, March 7, 2004

"Kathryn: You eat your enemies as a fallback option? Schlock: No. I eat my enemies when they are delicious."

- Schlock Mercenary, January 7, 2011