They Wasted a Perfectly Good Character/Quotes

"Well, thank you, movie. Thank you for ruining the only possibly cool character in this entire film. You've dashed my hopes yet again."

- The Nostalgia Critic, in reaction to the easy defeat of a cool-looking white-faced ninja in 3 Ninjas.

"Every time I watch a show, I get hooked on one particular character who isn't a main character. He or she only gets about one or two scenes per episode, and I watch while slowly and unconsciously ripping a hole out of the sofa pillow with my teeth, because it seems like only I can see the potential in this person that ISN'T being exploited!"

- Peter Paltridge, Oops! All Parker!

"The woman had sparks. Sparks of characters, sparks of ideas. She consistantly fails to live up to the potential; the only one so far that does has been In The Shadow of the Lion, on which she had two coauthors to keep her honest. I have more contempt for that than for lack of sparks, because she's wasted good characters - and now she sockpuppets them to soothe her conscience. Not impressed."