Tripping the Rift/Funny

"Satan: I'm smelling a wager.
 * This dialogue in "Chode's Near Death Experience":

God: The last time we tried that is with Job, and you know how that turned out.

Satan: Jesus Christ, will you give that up already?

to Jesus trying to grab a devil plush from the crane machine, he caught it but it fell]

Jesus: Aww!"

"Darph Bobo's wife: What... did... you... SAY?
 * This in "Emasculating Chode":

Darph Bobo: I... said... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! There! Loud enough for you!?"