Straw Character/Quotes

""Why am I forced to walk the Earth with this conscience? Maybe, if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I can come back down to Earth and just trample all over people without giving a damn about anyone but myself. That would be awesome. That's it -- in my next life, I'm coming back as a conservative.""

- Mick Foley, The Hardcore Diaries

""My God! You'd be less subtle if you spray-painted 'I hate Bush' on your chest and went in front of the White House naked!""

- Linkara on Amazons Attack

""I OPPOSE EVERYTHING""

- Protester's placard in Dominion Tank Police

"Big Oil (thought bubble): If I let this guy stop the weather, people will stop dying. But oil is made of dead things. That means less oil.

Big Oil (aloud): beat it, hippie!

Chainsawsuit, "Disastorm" the movie arc."

""I think Michael Moore is stupid! I think Bush is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!""

- Chip Cheezum, mocking Micheal Weiss during his Micheal Weiss Show MST/Retsuflash

"A Conservative Evangelical Christian's Approach To Comparative Religion:

Buddhism: Devil worship! Aieee!

Shinto: Devil worship! Aieee!

Hinduism: Devil worship! Aieee!

Voudoun: Devil worship! Aieee!

Santeria: Devil worship! Aieee!

Judaism: Christ killers! Kill them!

Islam: Terrorists! Kill them!

Wicca: Witches! Burn them!

Catholics: Idolators! Burn them!

Mormons: Heretics! Burn them!

Unitarians: Heretics! Burn them!

Church of Christ Scientist: Heretics! Burn them!

Protestants other than my church: Allies until they reveal their heresy, then we burn them!"