Monsters vs. Aliens/Funny

"Galaxhar Clone: Would you like a gun? BOB: Yes, I would."
 * The President and his keyboard.
 * The faces of the nearby soldiers during this sequence. They were all WHAT-THE-F*** ????? The President's bodyguards, on the other hand, are apparently quite accustomed.
 * They actually bob their heads to the beat. I was totally doing that too when I watched that scene.
 * Also, Dr. Cockroach and his PhD in
 * A very sly one, when Link comments that the earth appears to have warmed up, stating that it is 'a convenient truth'.
 * We have another when Monger shows videos of the monsters at Area 52. After he says the name of one monster, the coffee lady screams in terror, every single time, to the point where Monger can't take it anymore and asks someone to get her the hell out. Then he finishes by introducing Ginormica, and we hear another female scream.
 * Plus the guy in The War Room getting shot by a tranquilizer dart the second he mentions Area Fifty-urrrgh!
 * The scene on the the spaceship where B.O.B., upon receiving a gun and pretending to be part of the invading army, accidentally activates the gun and kills a goon- it's not so much what B.O.B. does but the expression on his face when it happens- you can almost hear him thinking oh look a dead goon, COOOOOOOOOL...
 * For me, it was the line leading up to that moment. The delivery is just so absolutely perfect!
 * For me, it was the line leading up to that moment. The delivery is just so absolutely perfect!

"President: Eat lead, alien robot! ...evidently they eat lead. Huh. (gets dragged off by the Secret Service) You all saw that, I'm brave! I am a brave president!"
 * The near-subversion of the Paper-Thin Disguise. See below.
 * Susan's almost-mother-in-law and her genetically-inherited maimed thumb. Particularly when she's trying to open the church door: "THHUUUUUMMBS!!"
 * The scene where Susan tells B.O.B. to get the people off the bridge. Cue B.O.B. grabbing the nearest car so he can chuck it off the bridge. Susan thankfully corrects him.
 * The President pausing to fire at the giant robot with a pistol, when heavy artillery has been completely useless
 * unloads a full clip*


 * Gallaxhar's recounting of his origin, and the destruction of his planet. As it's told while he's going through the cloning machine, it cuts him off every few seconds. And because he doesn't seem to realize this, we're treated to a few random details that are downright hilarious, starting with a horrible secret from his parents, encountering a giant (blank) after leaving home, shortly thereafter being married to someone, and then having marital trouble. By that point, he's decided that Susan knows too much, completely missing the look of utter confusion on her face.
 * The Insectosaurus rocking it out at the party.
 * For me, it had to be the Shout-Out to Leeroy Jenkins in a deleted scene.
 * The game presents an adaption of the scene where Gallaxhar addresses the inhabitants of Earth. However, unlike the movie, here he localizes his message. Very very badly.
 * The game presents an adaption of the scene where Gallaxhar addresses the inhabitants of Earth. However, unlike the movie, here he localizes his message. Very very badly.