Shotgun Wedding/Quotes

"Got married on my twenty first Eight months before my wife would give birth It's easier to be sure you love someone When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun Relient K, Deathbed"

"Here comes the bride, the groom by her side, feeling very sorry for himself. He tried to run, but I stopped him with my gun, he's going to marry her, or else. Chad Morgan, Shotgun Wedding"

"Yeah, and your family's got the shotgun ready I can hear those church bells chime No, I may not be ready for a wedding, honey But I know that I ain't ready to die"

- Kevin Fowler, "Knocked Up"

"Grilka(giving Quark Klingon wedding ritual costume): Put this on Quark:Why Grilka:Because if you do not, I will kill you. Deep Space Nine, The House of Quark"