My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes

"The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!"

- Billy Connolly

"Monogamy is for the weak!"

- Marena, Keychain of Creation

"I want a girl who likes to play dirty games She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else"

- Indigo Etheridge "Monogamous Slut"

"The more men you've been with, the more I love you"

- Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

"I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?"

- Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

"Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!" Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!" Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!""

- Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes

"Marriage is only possible for me if it's an open marriage. A building situation where each helps the other grow. I've been dating younger men because they still have that spontaneity and creativity. But I haven't found anyone yet to have an open marriage with."

- Suzy Chaffee

"I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits."

- Cindy Margolis

"Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches on your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?"

- Marilyn Monroe''

"And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife."

- James Reynolds, Hamilton, "Say No To This"