BioShock Infinite/Funny

"Elizabeth: (After Booker shoots a Handyman.) That's just making him angry!
 * This exchange from the gameplay trailer:

Booker: He was already angry!"

"Booker: That's gold like I'm the king of England."
 * "WE'RE CLOSED!" *BLAM*
 * Naturally, Booker rips the gun out of his hands with telekinesis and shoots him with it, sending him crashing into the piano. Funniest thing about it? His last words were "Give it back!"
 * The 15 minute E3 demo has a couple of choice moments from Elizabeth. Specifically when she finds a bunch of what she thinks are "gold" statues, and when she dons a large novelty Lincoln head.
 * Booker's response to the "gold" statue:

"Elizabeth: Booker, that was amazing!
 * After Booker takes out an assault blimp by himself:

Booker: Great! 'cause I don't think I could do it again."