Battlefield 3/Funny

"Matkovic: "Thirty-four minutes. I've been asleep for thirty-four minutes. Drinking a vanilla milkshake." squints "That mean something?""
 * If you are stupid enough to fail the Quick Time Event involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.
 * In "Rock and a Hard Place", while riding on the back of a transport vehicle a sleeping squadmate by the name of Christian Matkovic will be woken up, prompting this response:

"Soldier (upon spotting an enemy Support): "Yeah- yeah I see you, ya little fuck! We got a machinegunner in the area." Soldier (upon spotting an enemy Engineer): "Roger, umm... We have spotted- Yeah no shit, umm, We've spotted anti-tank troops, repeat, those are anti-tank troops, over." Soldier: "ENEMY COCKSUCKERS AHEAD!" Soldier (upon requesting a ride from a passing vehicle): Pick me. The fuck. Up."
 * Some of the American soldier's multiplayer dialogue is hilarious:


 * BirgirPall's multiplayer videos are hilarious. Notable characters include Manuel the Mexican repair bot. *boop*