Former Teen Rebel/Quotes

"Lorraine Baines McFly in 1985: Girls chasing boys! When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy. Lorraine Baines in 1955: Marty, I'm almost eighteen years old - it's not like I've never parked before."

- Back to The Future

"You know I used to be a bad girl I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah yeah I really used to be a bad girl I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom I know I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

I really used to be a bad girl I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do But I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom Yes, I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I wonder where all the porn stars go 'Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives They have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go They all become volvo-driving soccer moms"

- Everclear, "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

"I believe in this and it's been tested by research: He who fucks nuns will later join the church."

- The Clash, "Death or Glory"

"Remus: Look, Harry, what you've got understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did - everyone thought they were the height of cool - if they sometimes got a bit carried away - Sirius: If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you mean. Harry: (pained) He kept messing up his hair! (Sirius and Remus both laugh) Sirius: (affectionate) I'd forgotten he used to do that. Remus: Was he playing with the Snitch? Harry: Yeah. Well...I thought he was a bit of an idiot. Sirius: Of course he was a bit of an idiot! We were all idiots. Well - not Moony so much."

- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"''Okay, "Giles" and "orgies" in the same sentence. I could've lived without that one.""

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer