Famous Last Words/Web Original

"I guess I was just a noob to the end.
 * Atop the Fourth Wall:
 * "I will find out."
 * "Do not apologize, and do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking... need... concentrate..."
 * Binder of Shame
 * "You'll pay for this! You'll all pay for this! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!"
 * A Day in Draculas Life
 * "Th-th-there's a Belmont in the castle."
 * "Don't worry, Dracula, I'll take him do-oh wait no. Belmont's got me in a headlock! Oh no no, he's using the holy weapon. Eh, ah, stop stop, ah I'm dead."
 * "Aaahhh! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
 * Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog:
 * "Captain Hammer will save us."
 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged
 * "Why... didn't... you... DODGE?!"
 * "DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!"
 * "I sort of have a hole in my esophagus."
 * "And now I am the dead."
 * So I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI-
 * "Remember the bug planet Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?"
 * "Vegeta, why?"
 * "Wait, what?"
 * "Right behind you, "
 * "I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke."
 * "But, but I hate you, why would I-"
 * "Wait! You and I, we can team up against Freiza! Rule the universe as husband and wife!
 * "What the?"
 * "I f**king hate you"
 * "That's it!  has had enough! Feel the strength, of the   ultra-fighting miracle-
 * "But remember, you still owe me that space soda"
 * "Clever girl"
 * "Ribbit, ribbit"
 * "I sense that they summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now."
 * "That's right; I'm your White Mage, and nobody f**ks... with the White Mage"
 * "Baguan, brederin Vegeta. Me be ya spirit animal. And me here to tell ya how to mash up dat bumbaclot Freeza. All you got to do is...
 * "Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God you're the last remaining Saiyan."
 * "Can't you take a joke?"
 * "And now I accept the sweet embrace of death"
 * "Why didn't I wish for immortality?!"
 * Emo Breakup
 * "I think you should. It sounds like he really loves you."
 * A Game of Gods:
 * "May the Force be with you, Link - always..."
 * "Sayonara, bug face; you've had your fill...now choke on it!"
 * "Tomoya... I am sorry I couldn't save her... I thought I could change the fate's design... please... don't hurt me!"
 * "Na... Nagisa..."
 * "Until Then, Insects, I'll Be Seeing You On The Next Front. ENJOY YOUR REST WHILE YOU CAN!"
 * Hellsing Abridged
 * "Who is it?"
 * "Are you mocking me?!"
 * "Everything seems to check out-OH MY GOD!"
 * " 'Now, excuse me while I blow this faggot ginger's brains ou-OH GOD NO-!"
 * "The one who sent me...was...Naaaaziiiiiis!"
 * "Oooooooooooh fuck."
 * Homestar Runner:
 * "End of line."
 * "It is time. You know what to do."
 * Kate Modern
 * "I swear to god, Steve, if you do not turn that fucking thing off, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart out and feed it to you!"
 * "What have I warned you about finishing people off? See, I've had to finish people off. Like I finished your mate off. Eh? Do you want to see her final blog?"
 * The Leet World
 * The Leet World

Cortez: No,, I know now that you are the greatest badass the world has ever known.

Awesome..."

"Church: Tucker, there's something I need to tell you...I just want you to know...I've always hated you...I've always hated you the most.
 * "Well, shit."
 * "Your friend, The Producer, is---"
 * Lonelygirl 15
 * "I... I, um, I better go now. Good luck guys. Bye."
 * ", show these ingrates who I am."
 * "Sorry! I'm sorry!"
 * "Jonas, get down!", Taking the Bullet
 * "You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them, it doesn't matter."
 * "Jonas... Jonas... Goodbye."
 * "I can't."
 * The Nostalgia Chick:
 * "Come closer... KIRK'S THE BEST!"
 * The Nostalgia Critic:
 * "Hmm...so God lied to me....that seems like a bit of a dick move."
 * "Hoho! You conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is-"
 * "No no, it's cool, just let me work on my dying words. Oh..."
 * Red vs. Blue:

Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.

Church: Okay. Herrkkk... blaahh..."

"“No, you’re wrong it was definitely eight. Three and three and then two.”
 * "This doesn't seem physically possible!"
 * "Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die."
 * "My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so... flappy..."
 * "Son of a bitch!"
 * "Church...before I die, I have to tell you...I hold the key to our victory..."
 * "I seem to be dramatically pausing for some-"
 * "Wait, Tex... Don't... Don't let him..."
 * "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!" and "I am dead!"
 * "Oh... dear!"
 * "I heard that."
 * Recollections:
 * "Move!''
 * "Hold on! Everybody just hold o--!"
 * "Oh, come on Wash. What're you going to do, shoot--"
 * "Yes. Good suggestion"
 * "I have to be objective here. The next time you see me, I may not want you to help me.
 * "Oh, son of a--"
 * "Will someone explain what's going on?"
 * "Hey, Simmons? I think he shot me too."
 * "Wrong answer..."
 * "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
 * "If I don't come back then, you're in charge of remembering me, okay? Don't let Tucker help, he'll just fuck it up. Bye buddy."
 * "Oh, okay, wait a minute. Are you going to say 'I love you?'"
 * The Remarkable Journey of Higgins Von Higgings
 * "Let's finish this!"
 * "You're mine!"
 * Sailor Nothing
 * "I'm sorry, sir. I did what I had to do."
 * "You're like her... You have the same willpower she does when she loses herself..."
 * "I want all of this to end, for her and for me. Thank you, Himei... when you see her... tell her Aoshi forgave her."
 * "I don't want to be this monster anymore. I've lost him forever. All I feel is hurt. All I can do is hurt. Please... please..."
 * The Spoony Experiment:
 * " Aw, come on help a guy out! Have a heart, would ya?!"
 * Suburban Knights
 * "Dude, what are you high? Cause I totally want some."
 * "Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?"
 * "Dude. That's my heart."
 * "Oh hey, I know him!"
 * "And I say I will kill you and follow through with it? Sound good?"
 * "The power...is...yours..."
 * Survival of the Fittest (Given the premise, and how long it ran, prepare for a long list)
 * "Die!"
 * "You... son of a bitch!"
 * "You...you compared me to Aki Berg..."
 * "I know you’re in here! Might as well come out and spare me the trouble of hunting you down like animals!"
 * "From the sack to the grave, always a Fist, and always a friend...in this world and the next, right Bryan?
 * "What do I do..."
 * "Shouldn't... care about impressing other people... people like you for you... I like you... for you."
 * "I know you want me to win, ... but I can't. I'm sorry..."
 * "I really am sorry, but you have to die... we all have to die here... that's just fate."
 * "I hope I can make a dramatic exit that doesn't involve a life-threatening explosion!"
 * "I LOVE YOU MOM!"
 * SO LONG, SUCKERS. TRY AND CATCH ME NOW!
 * "Don't let her seek revenge... It wasn't Reiko's fault... Don't hold any anger towards her... Just help Violetta... That's all..."
 * "Good...luck..."
 * "Jay....I...know...now...you...did that all...for me...didn't you? It...was...all...for...me..."
 * "So...I guess...I'm going to heaven after all..."
 * "MOMMY IT HURTS! IT HURTS!"
 * "So please.... just run. I don't deserve to live..."
 * "Title..."
 * "You FUCKING DYKE!! This is the thanks I get for FUCKING HELPING your PUSSY ass?! Well FUCK YOU!"
 * "Goodbye."
 * "I love you...and goodbye."
 * ", get the fuck away from me with that thing! Seriously!"
 * "Just shoot straight, okay? Don't worry, I won't scream or anything. And...um, thank you, ."
 * "Clio?"
 * "Always cheat, always win."
 * "Don't blame yourself... th-... people make mistakes. D-Doesn't mean you're any less of a good guy!"
 * "I forgive you."
 * "You fucking b-"
 * "YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"
 * "-YYYYYYY"
 * "Do you want to kiss me?"
 * "I...Simon, just run, Simon. Just...live."
 * "Mum...?...Mum..."
 * "Just... wake... up...please..."
 * "I'm sorry Alice. I wish we had more time."
 * "Just survive, OK? Get home."
 * "No."
 * ""MARTY, RUN!"
 * "Don't cry. Don't cry."
 * "I don't regret a thing."
 * "Don't cry. Don't cry."
 * "I don't regret a thing."

( looks at the gun, and fires at Marion)

“See, I told you it was only seven. Three plus TWO plus two...plus one."


 * “Don’t let this bitch walk. She’s helping Polanski screw us all. If I don’t get to go home, their bitch asses don’t get to go home either.”
 * "I love you, Tony."
 * "You cow."
 * “You two can figure out what you wanna do with him... I think I'm gonna sit this decision out.”
 * "Goodbye, Sarah Tan. Stay safe for me."
 * "There was this pain in my heart that day that I had never felt before. Remember. The vet let me hold her before they pressed the needle in. When I left her she gave me this look of profound betrayal as if I had been the one to kill her. I couldn't go back in. Promise me mum. Promise me you won't leave me like that. Don't let me go."
 * "I know I'm not supposed to commit suicide, but I think it's for a good cause, maybe. This one's on you too, ."
 * "It's alright, Brendan...Everything's alright..."
 * "Don't let the game get to you. There's... still a way to beat it. I know there is. Just... everyone has to trust each other, and it... we can beat it."
 * "F-fuck you."
 * "G...good...bye..."
 * "Kimmy, it’s really something. You’ll- you’ll love this place!”
 * "Oh fuck! I'm... I'm going to die! One of you... help me, god damn it! I don't... I don't want to fucking die!"
 * “Sssshhh…I understand…it’s all okay.”
 * "Lilly..."
 * "Take this... Tabi's parents... give it to them. Please."
 * "It's okay. Kimberly -- it's all going to be okay."
 * Teen Girl Squad (note: characters are killed multiple times):
 * Issue 1:
 * "A'ight."
 * "OW! My skin!"
 * "Dag, yo."
 * Issue 4:
 * "So Quarterman, how's about you and me?"
 * Issue 5:
 * "I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
 * Issue 7:
 * "Waaaahh!"
 * "NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!"
 * "Look at how much we've grown!"
 * Issue 8:
 * "16 hour drum solo! doo do boop bop..."
 * "My autograph? Why sure!"
 * "OW! My most of me!!"
 * "Everybody died 'cept me!! (A chomping sound is heard.) Aw, crap!"
 * Issue 9:
 * "Owww, my entire life!"
 * "I can be a teen girl!"
 * Issue 10:
 * "Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit."
 * "Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"
 * "Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!"
 * "It's our tenth issue-versary!!! Let's do a clip show!!!"
 * "Let's have a wedding!!"
 * "Let's have a baby!!!"
 * "Let's kill someone off!"
 * Issue 11:
 * "Ahh! My tan lines!"
 * "I love summer camp!"
 * "Oh, the memories!"
 * Issue 12:
 * "Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!"
 * "Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—"
 * "TTYL!"
 * "I won't BRB!"
 * Issue 13:
 * "Don't let Timkins play my PS One!!!!!"
 * "So dignified!"
 * "That's better!"
 * "AHH! THE POPO! I can't do another nickel!"
 * "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)"
 * Issue 14:
 * "AHH! My secret weakness!!"
 * "Thank groodness. Sweating is against several of my religions!
 * "Ooh. What's this?"
 * Issue 15:
 * "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!"
 * "A new twist on an old classic!"
 * "Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar 'in his stead'."
 * "Owww! Sheep, you lied!"
 * "PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!"
 * "Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date."