Medaka Box/Funny

"Zenkichi: I'm not the type to die from getting killed."
 * The Running Gag of Zenkichi walking in on a student council member changing clothes in the student council room.
 * End of chapter 33:

"Unzen: Welcome you bastards! It's me. Kikaijima: *Pose of Supplication* (thinking) That C stands for "Crazy" Unzen: Wrong. It stands for "Child""
 * Nabeshima explains that she managed to survive Kumagawa's onslaught by playing dead. She thought everyone else did the same thing. They didn't.
 * Chapter 101: Kikaijima and her group go up a staircase labeled "C" and wonder what it stands for

": Kumagawa-senpai, I have a suggestion. Kumagawa: [I DECLINE]. kumagawa: [NO].
 * Chapter 105. Kumagawa at his best.
 * Why don't we both retire from this match. I'll make all four of you pass.
 * I'll also cure all of your ailments. And I'll even cure all the bad things you had in your body.

Kumagawa: [TOO LATE NOW].


 * Please, forgive me. I'm sorry.

Kumagawa: [I'M NOT SORRY]."

"Six hundred human hearts just got shattered!"
 * Hell, Kumagawa in general. Remember when he greeted the "minor characters"?

"Zenkichi: My mom... Akune: YOUR MOM!?!?!? Hitomi: His mom! :D"
 * Kumagawa, happy at last
 * Akune's reaction upon finding out that Zenkichi's "little sister" is actually his mother.

"Kumagawa: Hello! I'm transferring here from Shonen Jump."
 * Zenkichi's sheer Wangst in chapter 126 when he realizes that
 * In the JUMP Next spinoff:

"Kikaijima: (thereby voicing out what the student population felt about Medaka generally)"
 * And then he impales everyone.
 * Medaka: "People shouldn't always get what they want!"
 * Zenkichi: "Take that back! You of all people has no right to say that!"
 * Sukinasaki Saki suddenly stripping in the middle of a concert.
 * The next chapter, Kikaijima, while onstage, in a swimsuit, shouts out her feelings to Medaka, starting with:


 * Tsurubami's blasé reaction to getting beat up by Medaka.
 * Chapter 146 has a truly hilarious revelation. All throughout the series, Zenkichi has wanted to confess his love to Medaka. He ultimately decides against doing so when he has the opportunity because he thinks it'd be selfish to deny Medaka all the wonders of life by immediately tying her down to him after setting her free of her messaiah complex. While Chapter 140 ends with Medaka it was always possible this was just Medaka being Medaka and it had no meaning at all. Then comes chapter 146 and we learn