Unicorn Jelly

Unicorn Jelly is a webcomic by Jennifer Diane Reitz. The comic is known for its retro-style computer art. The comic was drawn entirely in D Paint 2, a paint program from 1985.

It starts off as a cute little thing about a Lupiko Kazemahou, a young witch; Uni, her pet jelly, and Chou Yaru, Lupiko's crystalline-human hybrid adopted daughter. Then it gets weird. For starters, it's slowly revealed that isn't set on Earth or an Earthlike fantasy world, but rather on a triangular world-plate with crystal life-forms which is about to be destroyed. The alchemists and witches are fighting, there are murder plots and spaceships, and sometimes Alternate Universe comics are drawn as well and linked under the main comic.

The comic usually deals with issues related to homosexuality, feminism, transgenderism, existentialism and the acceptance of minorities.

Unicorn Jelly has ended, but Reitz is drawing an independent sequel, Pastel Defender Heliotrope (now also completed), and a related Alternate Universe story, To Save Her (now also, also completed). These comics all share a common... multiverse, a Science Fiction setting made up of many worlds, each with completely distinct physical laws and in no way similar to the others. (And then each universe has its own parallel worlds, which are subtly different, and... it gets complicated). Our own universe is occasionally mentioned as the original home of humanity, but is never visited in the comics.

Unicorn Jelly can be read online (free of charge) or bought in two volumes.


 * Acrophobic Bird -Lupiko
 * After the End
 * All There in the Manual - The extended author notes, including Reitz's descriptions of alternate realities. Say what you will about her, she can think up some really odd universes.
 * Alternate Continuity - the "alternate universe" comics, the "outtakes", later To Save Her
 * Ancient Conspiracy
 * And Man Grew Proud
 * Animesque
 * Apocalypse How - Class X-4. Tryslmaistan  Fortunately humanity has the technology to survive this.
 * Art Evolution
 * Better Manhandle the Murder Weapon
 * Better to Die Than Be Killed -
 * Big Damn Heroes -
 * Bittersweet Ending - Arguably for both Unicorn Jelly and To Save Her.
 * Bizarre Alien Biology
 * The Blob
 * Brother Chuck - The title character. Uni returns in To Save Her, though.
 * B-Side Comics - the "Alternate Universe" comics.
 * Cerebus Syndrome - It all started so nicely.
 * Con Lang - Very detailed and imaginative Talcrylic Script.
 * Continuity Creep - It all started so simply.
 * Corrupt Church - see also Anvilicious.
 * Doing In the Wizard - All the "magic" seen in the beginning eventually gets un-magicked., and even that is deliberately left ambiguous, as the original vision occurs around.
 * Dystopia
 * Emotionless Girl - Chou, whose mind has been replaced by the crystalline version of cybernetics.
 * Exact Time to Failure - Done right before  with a handy on screen countdown.
 * Fantastic Racism
 * Floating Continent
 * Flying Broomstick - Another magic that's turned into alien physics.
 * Foreshadowing - Lots, especially in the author notes. One particularly poignant example was when the author pointed out that shattrel (a form of crystalline weather) was as static and regular as everything else in the world, literally letting people time their clocks by it... unless something is horribly, horribly wrong.
 * Future Imperfect - The Tryslmaistan humans have only fragmenary knowledge about their origins, and some of that is wrong.
 * Genre Shift - It goes from a low fantasy comic about a witch and her pet slime and ends up in a multiverse spanning scifi epic that covers time travel, alternate universes, genetic engineering, artificial intelligence and the singularity. This was apparently all planned, to boot -- note the comic's first page called it a "Science Fiction Epic with a definitive beginning and end".
 * Green Rocks - Vlax, necessary for human all "red" life but mutagenic in high doses.
 * Hatedom - More people know of Reitz from the troll "reviews" of her works than her actual works.
 * Hilarious Outtakes
 * Honor Before Reason - Texto refuses to break a promise, even one made under duress, regardless of the personal consequences. This is normally a hero's trope, but Texto still takes it Up to Eleven.
 * Identity Amnesia - Chou, at one point
 * It Got Worse - Too many times to count.
 * Karma Houdini - Too many to count, but  stand out.
 * Logic Bomb - The Jellies, having evolved in and for a static universe, do not handle change well.
 * Lost Technology - from Myrmil.
 * Manipulative Bitch - Also.
 * Meaningful Name - Chou's name means "Butterfly." Redcloak and Fodderman were supposed to be jokes on Red Shirt, which was then subverted in the comic.
 * Mister Seahorse -
 * The Multiverse
 * Mundane Utility - The accident that turns Chou into ...what she was is eventually duplicated safely to produce hyper-intelligent precognitive navigators.
 * Offing the Offspring- Chou's Father
 * Organic Technology -.
 * Our Monsters Are Different
 * Prophecy Twist
 * Retraux - Entirely drawn using a paint program from the '80s.
 * Ridiculously Cute Critter - Uni
 * Set Right What Once Went Wrong - The alternate universe version of KayWai in To Save Her. Subverted in that her plan isn't to save  like it appears at first but rather to save   Since   was so vital to saving humanity, she explicitly   In other words, It Got Worse.
 * Shout-Out - Many subtle and not-so-subtle references to classic and contemporary movies, comics, and video games. In one comic, a military commander is shown ordering his squad to "Take off every (fighter)! For Great Justice!. In another, a bit of alien speech is rendered as "klaatu barada nikto".
 * Shown Their Work - The physics of the various universes have been worked out in great detail.
 * Single-Stroke Battle: Sort of, seen in Millian's flashback.
 * Stable Time Loop
 * Stealth Pun - There's a jelly named Kay Wai...
 * Who also happens to be kawaii. Double Stealth Pun.
 * Straw Vulcan - Chou
 * The Smart Guy - Chou
 * The Spock - Chou
 * Those Two Bad Guys - Zuzux and Texto
 * - Most obviously seen in Pastel Defender Heliotrope, towards the end. ESPECIALLY the last two chapters.
 * Transplanted Humans
 * Transsexualism -, KayWai, the author.
 * KayWai is actually a little weirder than that, since the jellese (in the 'main' splay) are sexless. And the KayWai of To Save Her is pretty explicitly trans-species.
 * Unsound Effect
 * Unusual Euphemism - Farg
 * Variant Chess - Taasen
 * Viewers Are Geniuses: You pretty much have to have a brain like Chou's to follow the massive plot complexity and transdimensional physics of what started as a simple story of a witch and her blob.
 * At one point early in the comic's life, the author revealed that everything that had been shown so far would be enough to guess at what the overall plot was going to be, and she invited readers to e-mail her their guess. A few fans got it exactly right.
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs? - Especially considering that according to the author, nearly the entire plot was revealed to her in a series of spontaneous visions.
 * Where Are They Now? Epilogue - At the end of Unicorn Jelly, which points out which people were the first poet, teacher, etc of the new world.
 * Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? - Lupiko is dreadfully afraid of heights and falling. So of course she has to.
 * Yaoi Guys - Redcloak and Fodderman, alternate universe Uni and Kay Wai