New World of Darkness/Funny

""There's a tree in my basement." "So?" "It gives me magic powers." "Yer nuts. Gimme another beer.""
 * In the World of Darkness, two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
 * From World Of Darkness: Skinchangers, the intro to "Spirit-Skinner":