Dark Chao Adventures/Funny

There's a reason DJay32 was known for his comedy for a while.

"Guard: It says "HAHAHA! You're not invited to our party cause you're Dark Chao!""
 * Let's start with the one that started it all. Episode one, "Chao In Space" has a couple of average lines, but then it has this:

"Shade: That's no Hero Chao, that's my white brother, SHADE 2!"
 * Actually, the early episodes count as So Bad It's Good. Episode two, "The 2nd Shade" gives us this:

"Tails: The question is..... What is the square root of 28,566,744,309? Every chao: ...... random chao: Um.... grape? Another random chao: Amy's momma!"
 * Episode Four, "Teacher's Pet," has a surprisingly not-terrible gag:

"Dark: Whatever! I'm not letting a stuffed "inlaminutyd"[inatimate] object send me over to Timbuktu in a box of deep fried cockroaches! Just stop this "no sense"[nonsense] stuff, Shade! I can "hand rail"->[handle] this! Shade: You can't even handle big words. Dark: "Handle"?"
 * "The Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Dark," Episode Five, shows us for the first time how Dark's lack of intelligence can be used well.

"Tails: Okay, class, today, we're learning about the Real World! Dark: You mean, this world isn't real!?"
 * Episode Six has one of the most memorable lines to come from an early episode:

"MP: ... I am Mephiles. And, I have a proposition to make to you. Dark: Um... mister Phyllis, sir? How can you make a preposition? I mean... making under or over just sounds ridicu-- MP: A proposition, fool!"
 * Episode Ten gives us another one of the most memorable early-episode lines:

"Dark: Wow... it's ME! Shade: No, it's not dark, it's shaded. Heavily shaded."
 * The dogfight at the climax of Episode Thirteen, "Flight of the Thursday Players," was probably the funniest the series had gotten by that point.
 * Episode Fourteen introduces the "dark" recurring gag.

"MP: Fools, I am fool Mephiles fool so fool you'd fool better fool start running! Fool."
 * Episode Seventeen, being the Rashomon episode, is filled with funny moments. Like this classic, during Dark's retelling:

"Metal Speedy: Air boards go vroom!"
 * The episode to introduce recurring baddies the Beta Avengers, Episode Nineteen, gives us Metal Speedy's badassery slipping up quite humorously.

"Tails: Uh... sorry, gotta go. Tail! Fire doesn't go in your mouth!"
 * As well as an off-screen antic delivered well:

"Chao: TAIL! KNUCKLE! What is the meaning of all this!? Speedy: They got restless and went all Giygas on me, it was weird!
 * Short Episode Twenty has an unusual euphemism:

Dark: Lemme get this straight... they became pure evil itself and manipulated the dimension so you got real scared, then they became what looks like a skull and started speaking weird because their creator once walked into an adult scene when he was young then they gained millions of HP and required you to pray which made them get weak and disoriented until they became static and disappeared into nothingness?

Speedy: ... Yeah, let's go with that."

"Metal Sonic: So... any last words before I go all Giygas on you?"
 * Plus callback in the final chapter!

"Dark: HANG ON A SECOND. How can Daleks CRAWL? Jast: I WOULD RATHER NOT TELL YOU."
 * The end of the Mysterious Stardust three-parter, Episode Twenty-Three, "Return of the Daleks," contains many attempts for a twelve-year old to deconstruct the oddness of Daleks.

"LGS: Whoa, what's with everyone meeting up here? Shade: Heh... I sent a flare."
 * Episode Twenty-Four, "The Chao World," the first attempt at a "long" script, wasn't that funny. But there was at least one just.. ridiculous bit that still sparks laughter:

"Dark: Wow, it's-- Shade: You know, Dark, that joke got old the first time you used it. Dark: --dark... yeah, I know."
 * Episode Thirty has the protagonists enter a dark factory. Emphasis on dark.

"Shade: ...DJ really has let the quality of this script drop, hasn't he?"
 * Eppy 30 also explains why there are so few funny parts for this era of episodes; Shade explains it rather eloquently.

"Shade: Good morning, Mister Prower! Tails: Shade, you're in a good mood today! Shade: Never been better! What are we learning today? Tails: Subtraction. Shade: Thrilling!"
 * Episode Thirty-Three, "Shade versus Chao part three: Petty Rivalry," has Shade in his best mood yet.

TODO: FINISH THIS, you're so close! ...kinda!