A Match Made in Hell (fanfic)

A Match Made in Hell is a Kingdom Hearts fanfiction written by Ri2, the individual responsible for Latias' Journey and Brave New World, about the wacky hijinks during the marriage of Pete and Maleficent...

Anyway, the story begins with the Epilogue of Kingdom Hearts II, with Sora, Kairi, and Riku (who, by the way, have to share their minds and bodies with Roxas, Namine, and Xehanort's Heartless, respectively) getting a letter from King Mickey which asks them to come to his castle to act as a representative of a newly-formed confederation of worlds...

But the letter was a fake. It was a trick to get them to let the world barrier down so Maleficent could blackmail the trio into attending her wedding.

Contains, among other things:


 * Mickey Mouse trying to set up an alliance of worlds with Sora's help.
 * Pete and Xenahort competing for the right to be Maleficant's groom.
 * Back at Destiny Islands, Tidus, Wakka, Chapau, Yuna, Rikku, and Paine fight Yiazmat, alien invaders and a giant robot toilet.
 * A ridiculously long Mecha fight with the cast of Final Fantasy VII dressed as Power Rangers.

It's more complicated than described here, believe it or not. Read it here.

""Heh, I like that. The return of Roxas, last of the dread Organization XIII! Er, next to Zexion, that is. May the universe tremble before me as I shatter worlds and take all the hot babes and guys to my bed! Bwahahahahaha!... What? I was joking! Sorta.""
 * The Alliance: King Mickey's plan is to gather together some of the guests at the wedding to organise a coalition of heroes to oppose Maleficent.
 * Anything That Moves: Zeus. He's trying to outdo Satan.
 * And possibly Roxas.

""Now, my dawg Pete here, she likes him more than I think she's liked any man… BUT…he is kind of a wuss. Then again, she seems to like that in a man, for some reason. She likes feeling superior to 'em…and that's easier to do with a lackey than an equal.""
 * Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: In this case it's gigantic harmless bad guys, gigantic animal sidekicks and a gigantic.
 * Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other: For Pete and Maleficent. Most notably when  There was also
 * Badass Grandpa: Scrooge McDuck.
 * Big Bad:
 * Break the Haughty: Uncle Scrooge does it to Flintheart Glomgold.
 * Brother Chuck: Xion,
 * Although this is forgivable because the character didn't exist when the story began.
 * You mean didn't not exist. Or is it didn't not un-exist? Sheesh, it's so hard to get the grammar right when talking about nobodies.
 * Came Back Wrong:
 * Cat Fight: Maleficent and Peg have this at the Bachelorette Party.
 * Conflict Killer:
 * Crack Fic: The (mostly) serious, well written kind, despite what you may think otherwise.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Selphie.
 * The Cameo: Mewgle.
 * Deus Ex Machina:
 * Dirty Old Man: Flintheart Glomgold and Zeus (technically).
 * Doorstopper: Like most of Ri2's fanfics, this one is the length of a novel.
 * Enemy Mine: The second half of the story is a huge battle against the minions of  which forces heroes and villains to team up.
 * Even Evil Has Standards:.
 * Evil Cannot Comprehend Good:  "As an old friend of mine once said, if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
 * External Retcon: Tons of them, especially towards the end.
 * The Fair Folk: Oberon.
 * And Maleficent, although in this fic she's also half demon.
 * Fate Worse Than Death:
 * Heroic Sacrifice:
 * Also.
 * Holy Hand Grenade:  uses one to banish Satan and his minions from the scene of the wedding.
 * I Am Not Left-Handed:
 * I Am Not Weasel: Pete always has to correct everyone that he is a cat. He also has to correct everyone that he is not overweight, he's just big-boned.
 * Interspecies Romance: Pete and Maleficent are the most obvious. Several others are mentioned. The most entertaining is . Really.
 * Intelligible Unintelligible: Zurg's Hornet robots only have three sentences in their vocabulary, but Zurg seems to understand them.
 * Jive Turkey: "Mastah S" lapses into this every so often.
 * Kneel Before Zod:  demanded King Authur to kneel before him, or he'd . All it did was make Authur even more awesome.
 * Loads and Loads of Characters: Even more so than canon...
 * Limit Break: Several towards the end, in combination-attack form.
 * Married To The Quest: In this fic, Cloud is hopelessly isolated from his friends thanks to his obsession with hunting down Sephiroth. It Gets Worse for him in his epilogue.
 * Mega Crossover: Almost everything is crossed over here, but it still holds together.
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Judge Doom reveals  What a shocker.
 * Mr. Exposition:
 * Mythology Gag: All over the place, naturally. However, there is a notable instance, namely, where this gets Played for Drama.
 * Nobody Thinks It Will Work: Everyone thinks this about Pete and Maleficent, whether it be Maleficent's villainous admirers or all the other characters who are just disturbed.
 * Official Couple: Pete/Maleficent,  as well as most of the standard Disney couples like Mickey/Minnie, Aladdin/Jasmine, etc.
 * And Sora/Riku/Kairi/Roxas/Namine, of course.
 * Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Jack Sparrow vs. Yuffie is set up as a Shout-Out to the ninjas vs. pirates meme, but we don't actually get to see the fight. Since the story is so huge, some details not relating to the main story feel as though they could form the basis of entire fanfics on their own, such as
 * Pet the Dog: Maleficent toward Nosimono. She is not a happy camper when he is hurt
 * Plotline Death: Zig-Zagged,
 * Psycho for Hire:  According to the author's notes he was meant to be the main villain before Ri2 had the idea to use
 * "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Roxas taking over Sora's body to call out  for his Wangst.
 * Reference Overdosed
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Sequel Hook:
 * Shout-Out: There are as many of these as there are characters.
 * A particularly notable case is a subtle one to the webcomic Ansem Retort, when it states that Axel had no problem "burning down all those orphanages".
 * Not to mention an offhand remark about a demon named Etna and her exploding penguin brigade.
 * Teens Are Monsters: Played straight with, who share an interest in mayhem and larceny. However,
 * Token Evil Teammate: None other than Satan himself.
 * Unexplained Recovery:
 * Wall of Text: If the story has one serious weakness, this is it.
 * Wangst: In-universe, Leon wallows in it, and frequently gets called out on it by everyone else.
 * Weakness Turns Her On: This is the reason Mastah S gives for Maleficent finding Pete a suitable husband.


 * Where Are They Now? Epilogue: One that extends through three ridiculously long chapters, ranging from funny to melancholy, but covers just about every character.
 * Worthy Opponent: Gilgamesh wants to fight Sora to claim his keyblade (he already has several keyblades, but he wants the original one for his collection).
 * Xanatos Gambit: . Xanatos himself is mentioned but he doesn't actually appear.