Fruit and Vegetable Tropes

First, some words of wisdom:

When you think of the word "fruit", how do you define it? Grows on trees? (Not all of them do.) Tastes sweet? (Some of them are bitter or non-edible.)

The thing is, gastronomy and biology also disagree. What we call a "fruit" or a "vegetable" in the culinary sense is mostly based on tradition, and revolves around their taste and kitchen usability (the same "if it's sweet it's a fruit, if it tastes yucky it's a vegetable" logic that most of us apply).

Biologically, a fruit is a fruit if at one stage its development it has been a flower which eventually grew into a seed or seeds protected by a fleshy covering (as in tomatoes), or a hard outer shell (as in nuts).

The word "vegetable" has no scientific meaning; gastronomically they are typically used for edible parts of plants that are not fruits (roots, leaves and stems). With some "vegetable" plants, however, we actually use their fruits (tomato, cucumber) or seeds (beans, peas). Note also that biologically cucumbers are closely related to watermelons, and beans and peas to peanuts.

And don't even get us started on mushrooms. While usually put in the same category as vegetables on the menu, taxonomically they are neither plants nor animals, and get their own kingdom in the evolutionary hierarchy. (This is actually a change from a previous classification in which they were considered plants, before it has been successfully argued that their lack of photosynthesis and feeding method puts them closer to animals than regular plant life.)

For the sake of simplicity, we use all of these meanings here, and let you decide whether you use Food Tropes or Plant Tropes as the main index for your purposes.

Fruit And Vegetable Tropes:

 * Banana In the Tailpipe
 * Banana Peel
 * How Do You Like Them Apples
 * Fantastic Fruits and Vegetables
 * Fruit Cart
 * Fruit of the Loon
 * Fundamentally Funny Fruit
 * Grows On Trees
 * Produce Pelting
 * Smashing Watermelons
 * Strawberry Shorthand

Mushroom Tropes:

 * Fungus Humongous
 * Magic Mushroom
 * Mushroom Samba
 * Springy Spores

Related:

 * Call to Agriculture
 * Veganopia