Congo/Funny

"Richard: So, what's your name again? Claude: Claude. Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again? Claude: Mombasa. Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa. Claude: Have you ever been to Mombasa? Richard: Um, no. Claude: Then what do you know about it? Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away. Richard: I wanna go home!"
 * Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his.
 * Richard's conversation with an African porter.

"Richard: This is pure Kafka...
 * The detention scene.

Interrogator: WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!"

"Captain Wanta: Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME! Captain Wanta: (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - twenty grand - are placed before him. Beat ) More. (Three more bundles) Captain Wanta: Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( Beat ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE! Captain Wanta: (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!"
 * Delroy Lindo's One Scene. ALL OF IT.

"Amy: Ugly. Woman. Peter: Yes, yes. Very ugly woman."
 * Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's sitting across from them.


 * Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.