Star Trek: The Original Series/Recap/S2/E12 The Deadly Years

It all starts when Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Chekov and Lt. Arlene Galway (A Red Shirt who knows how to rock a pixie cut and a blue mini dress) beam down to Gamma Hydra IV to check up on a colonization party. It looks as though everyone died of old age, though they haven't been there that long. They find a couple still alive who claim to be in their late 20's, but they look positively ancient. The couple is brought aboard the Enterprise for examination, but little can be done for them. It becomes even more imperative to learn how to halt this rapid aging when the landing party begins to age rapidly. Commodore George Stocker moves to have the rapidly aging Kirk relieved of duty- and transferred to him, seeing as how all other senior officers are likewise suffering. He holds a hearing where the crew is forced to admit that, yes, Kirk's absent mindedness has been affecting his ability to command. Stocker takes command and drives the ship straight into the Romulan Neutral Zone. Fortunately, Bones has discovered the antidote just in time and Kirk is ready to save the day.


 * Afraid of Needles: There was a subplot where Chekov was reluctant to being poked and prodded in hopes of finding a cure. Unfortunately, these scenes are cut from the remastered episodes.
 * Ass Pull: In a Call Back to "The Corbonite Maneuver", Kirk convinces the Romulans that the Enterprise will explode if continuously fired upon, also taking out all ships in area. Chekov can hardly contain his giggles.
 * Crack! Oh, My Back!: After his gratuitous Shirtless Scene, Kirk realizes his back hurts and goes to see Bones about it. He's shocked to hear that it's advanced arthritis.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Stocker tells Uhura to tell him when they've been contacted by Romulans. Suddenly, the ship shudders under an attack. "They've contacted us, sir." Uhura snarks.
 * Due to the Dead: Bones doesn't have to say "He's dead, Jim." when Robert Johnson does it. He just pulls a sheet over his face.
 * Girl of the Week: Dr. Janet Wallace is an Old Flame of Kirk's. Unfortunately for him, she has since married.
 * Grumpy Old Man: Bones becomes one. Of course, it helps that he started as a grumpy middle aged man. Kirk shows signs of this as his command was taken away.
 * Hard Work Montage: A brief one to show Bones, Dr. Wallace and Nurse Chapel all hard at work trying to make an antidote.
 * He's Back: It's all over everyone's faces when a cured Kirk takes back command of his ship.
 * Harsher in Hindsight: When you realize that James Doohan aged even worse in real life.
 * The Immune: Chekov is the only one not effected at all. Spock's comparatively mild afflictions are explained away by Vulcan physiology, but Chekov hasn't been affected at all.
 * Improbable Antidote: Good old fashioned adrenaline!
 * Older Than They Look: Robert and Elaine Johnson, and soon the bulk of the landing party.
 * Overnight Age-Up: The basis of the plot.
 * The Plague: An unknown disease causes rapid aging
 * Russian Guy Suffers Most: Possible inversion since Chekov isn't affected at all. Played straight when he becomes annoyed at the uncomfortable tests being performed to find out why he's immune.
 * Scare Chord: Played when Chekov first sees a dead and shriveled body on Gamma Hydra. Later, it's revealed that he's lucky that he was scared. The adrenaline rush protected him from rapid aging.
 * Senior Sleep Cycle: Kirk falls asleep in his command chair. Bones needs to be prodded awake at one point.
 * Shirtless Scene: For some reason, Kirk just likes answering the intercom in his quarters with no shirt on. Fortunately, it's just before he starts having signs of aging, so he's still Mr. Fanservice.
 * You Won't Feel a Thing: Chekov was assured this before the testing. Was he told this when they performed a scenectomy for the remastered episodes?