Love Story

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

- Jennifer Cavalleri

A 1970 feature film about a rich college student named Oliver who falls in love with a working-class student named Jenny. Considered a classic romance film as well as the mother of all Tear Jerkers. Based on the novel of the same name by Erich Segal.

"Where do I begin To tell the story of how great a love can be? The sweet love story that is older than the sea? The simple truth about the love she brings to me? Where do I start?"
 * 555: When Jenny goes to call Oliver's parents, he gives her a real-sounding phone number, followed by her dialing 555-5555.
 * Award Bait Song: "Love Story", especially the Andy Williams version.
 * Beauty Is Never Tarnished: Taken to such an extreme level it made Roger Ebert coin the term "Ali Mac Graw Disease", as in, "movie illness in which the only symptom is that the sufferer grows more beautiful as death approaches".
 * Boy Meets Girl
 * Chick Flick
 * Downer Ending
 * Expository Theme Tune


 * Hold Me:
 * How We Got Here
 * Parental Marriage Veto: Oliver's father cuts all ties with his son for choosing to marry below his class, not that Oliver helps matters any.
 * Slap Slap Kiss: How Jenny and Oliver start out
 * Soap Opera Disease
 * Spoiler Opening: "What can you say about a 25-year-old girl who died?"