Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3/E19 Earshot/Quotes

""Hogan Martin thinks he's sooo hot, like we should all be awed by him just because he put a ball in the net." "Hey Xander." "He said my name! He knows my name!""

- Xander and Hogan

""Hey, I love you. Even if you're covered in slime." "I liked everything until that part.""

- Angel and Buffy

""The school paper is edging on depressing, lately. Have you guys noticed that?" "I don't know. I always go straight to the obits.""

- Willow and Oz

"Willow: Could you believe it? Right at the buzzer, three points for the win! Oz: It was pretty intense. Xander: Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were going to make an expression. Oz: I felt one coming on, I won't lie."

""Guess I won't be writing that book, "Winning Friends Through Telepathy."""

- Buffy

"'"You had sex with Giles!? You had SEX with GILES!?" "It was the candy! We were teenagers!"

"On the hood of a police car!?"

"I'm-- going to go downstairs now, you... feel better."

"TWICE!?""

- Buffy and Joyce

""Bugs you, doesn't it. You have all this pain, and all these feelings and nobody's really paying attention." "You think I just want attention?" "No, I think you're up in the clock tower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in.""

- Buffy and Jonathan

"[reading] "Dingoes Ate My Baby play their instruments as if they had plump polish sausages taped to their fingers".

"Sorry man."

[beat] "No, that's fair.""

- Oz and Freddy

""So, you're feeling better about Angel?" "Well, we talked, then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and then we talked some more."

"See, that's how it should work.""

- Willow and Buffy

""I'm suddenly gonna grow a demon part and I don't even know which one. It could be scales, or claws, or..." Willow's eyes bug out. "What?" "Was it a boy demon?"

Buffy and Willow"

""Believe me, I won't let anything hurt you if I can help it. And no matter what happens, I'll be with you. I'll love you even if you're covered with slime." "I liked everything up until that." Angel and Buffy"

""Buffy. Slow down. I'm not even convinced that you're experiencing genuine mind-reading. Most likely, you're projecting..." "When I came in, a minute ago, you thought, Look at those shoes. If the fashion magazines told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet." Giles and Buffy"

""Feel up to some training?" "Sure, we can work out after school. If, y'know, you're not too busy having sex with my mother." Giles and Buffy, before Giles walks straight into a tree"