Lunatic Inc



" "Gather your psychotic masses and bring them to me,

To a world devoid of sanity

Another time, and another place

And then the violence creates calamity..." "

- "A Welcome Burden", Disturbed

Lunatic Inc. is an online Science Fiction/Fantasy RP that takes place in Scapia, a world previously much different from our own until it witnessed a surge in magical study and technological advancement. Now it is recovering from a war governed by greed and a lust for power, only to be united under a single organization capable of governing on a global scale (which is actually a bit small). As a result, a large number of Mercenary/Bounty Hunter corporations sprang into existence, to deal with the duties that your average adventurer or governed police force would deal with. However, some died out due to high wages and general abuse of their powers. Some couldn't take care of certain threats, and such jobs were taken to the High Council (who assigned their own groups to take care of the matter), or were taken up to the Central Government, easily creating a four power square with the Corporations, the nation of the Dark Empire, and the allied Wild Lands. Others developed their own specific niches such as finding criminals, researching magic, etc.

But there are whispers of one corporation, though exceedingly small.

This one corporation, made up of veterans and newcomers of near legendary strength and skill composed of specialists in their fields. One corporation, That was lead and founded by a man who had played one of the largest parts in bringing an end to the Endless War, and was rumored to posses power and skill enough to crush whole other corporations himself and leave nothing but ruin in his wake This leader, Head of a corporation whose members would make up less then half of the number of others that were considered small. Yet who struck fear into the hearts of other organizations consisting of hundreds, helped to set up the council itself, and amassed more titles then almost any Corp. Fighter in the world.

The corporation is known as Lunatic Inc.

And it looks like they're hiring...

This roleplay includes examples of the following tropes:
"Kallis : "...WHAT?"
 * Beam Spam - Mobsters use 'Photon Rifles' to take down Frank Vic and his superspeed abilities.
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension}
 * Charles and Romana. They constantly argue like an old married couple.
 * Jake's relationship with Arca has switched to this after a small dose of UST.
 * Bigger On the Inside
 * The Headquaters of Lunatic Inc itself.
 * Also, Romana’s pockets. In fact, anything belonging to Romana. Which kind of figures...
 * Crapsack World - Scapia
 * Crossover
 * Dark and Troubled Past - F***ing everyone.
 * Fantasy Kitchen Sink
 * Fetish - EAAAAAAAARRRS
 * Flat What - Kallis did this at the beginning of the RP. At another point so did Roy when someone got shot in the head, and was still alive
 * Flat What - Kallis did this at the beginning of the RP. At another point so did Roy when someone got shot in the head, and was still alive

Roy : "...What?...What?!...WHAT?!!"'"

"The entire squad refers this trio as the strategists as they usually gather around one another to plot."
 * Gone Horribly Right So far two are like this
 * Roy
 * Arca
 * Interspecies Romance
 * Journey to The Center of The Mind - Happens frequently.
 * Magic Versus Science}} - Enine's and Roy's debates.
 * Magnificent Bastard/Smug Snake - Enine
 * Meaningful Name
 * The squad's given name: Kiddie Squad.
 * The titles being held by members of Lunatic Inc.
 * The King title
 * Roy's Last  name "Everydayman" expresses his desire to be an average joe, a regular every day man.
 * Charles's last name Price, shows that he wants money and is cynical.
 * Mind Screw
 * Power Trio
 * Roy, the commander of the squad is the Ego
 * Charles, the captain of the squad is the Super Ego.
 * Romana, she is the Id.
 * Romana, she is the Id.

"Charles: “Are you done? Because there's only one loud and angry, senile bastard, and that's me.”"
 * Rant-Inducing Slight - Most notably Charles. In fact, he's the God of Ranting.
 * Although Romana has an unexpected good bash at it too at one point, prompting a Get A Hold of Yourself slap from Charles. He clearly wanted this trope all to himself.

"A rare OOC post, Adrian: "I shall not rest until all women have sexual desire for my ears!!""
 * Ridiculously Cute Critter - Benny II
 * Benny II is quite possibly a Killer Rabbit
 * Reed Richards Is Useless - The veterans of Lunatic Inc. do absolutely nothing to help the squad during their missions. For good reason.
 * Running Gag
 * Charles trying in vain to tell Romana his name. Amusingly, something always interrupted him before he could spit it out. In the end, Enine let it slip.
 * Everyone forgets Kallis.
 * Adrian's ears

"Doctress Who : " Ship ship ship!""
 * Shipping - Where to start...

"Roy: "I still, don't get why, you guys called this ship a death trap.""
 * Shout Out - There are many. (If anyone thinks of any more examples, add them)
 * Roy first introduces himself to Romana as “the Master”.
 * Several comments are made in the IC about Adrian’s ears, which started out as a joke in the OOC thead.
 * As well as many Doctor Who related items, Romana pulls out 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy' whilst searching through her pockets.
 * Charles gives Romana the alias “Astra” when trying to fool the mobsters at the spaceport.You’ll only get the irony of this if you’re familiar with the Tom Baker Era of Doctor Who.
 * Roy's catchphrase or what's becoming his catchphrase lately, is much like a certain character from a certain Bizarre Adventure. And much like that guy, when Roy is annoyed by something he saids it too.
 * Jake is based on a character named Fll FFL, who is from a story very much similar to Lunatic Inc.
 * The way Charles uses his portals sometimes bear resemblance to the game-play mechanics of a certain PC game about cake.
 * His C.A. ringtone is also a parody of Still Alive.
 * Undercover As Lovers - Charles and Romana masquerade as husband and wife at the space port. Hilarity ensues.
 * Unresolved Sexual Tension - Jake accidentally flirted with Arca before she suddenly decided to rampage through hallways and knock herself unconscious.
 * What a Piece of Junk - The Lander, and you do not want to question Marus' piloting skills.

Character-specific Tropes:
Tropes to do with a specific character can be found here.

Adrian Myoto

 * Improbable Weapon User - Real men carry swords bigger than themselves.
 * BFS
 * Calling the Old Man Out
 * Heroes Prefer Swords

Charles Price

 * Cluster F-Bomb - A majority of his rants.
 * Cuteness Proximity - One word: Benny.
 * Cynical Mentor - He is this to Roy.
 * Dead Girlfriend - The very reason why he's such a Grumpy Bear.
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Good With Numbers - Able to calculate the nearest coordinates in his head.
 * Highly-Conspicuous Uniform - The suit Charles wears counts as this, especially when considering bright green is the uniformed color of teleporters (along with blue).
 * Hollywood Atheist
 * Jerk With a Heart of Gold - Is secretly this, but won't admit to it.
 * Romana and Roy seem to have caught on though.
 * Jerkass Woobie - Everyone loves torturing Charles.
 * Knight in Sour Armor - Used to be quite the idealist before destiny handed him his Jade-Colored Glasses.
 * Never Live It Down - Certain people on his homeworld blame him for, and will never turn down a chance to call him out on it. Although, technically,
 * Nice Hat
 * Our Wormholes Are Different - Charles' form of teleportation uses portals, or teleportation devices created through concentrated amounts of energy through which you must use a certain magical circle. Without the magic circle, or channeling too much energy will result in having each and every one of your atoms be torn asunder individually. Too little energy and you will have yourself a portal that's only small enough for your hand to fit through. You must also know exactly where you are heading, other wise you'll be trapped in the exact opposite of where you're headed or worse. There is an entire school and business dedicated to the usage of portals (and study of teleportation in general) on Charles' homeworld. There is even an entire portal system
 * As of recent events, Charles is set to teach this method to both Roy and Romana.
 * Sour Supporter
 * Straight Man
 * Teleport Spam - His favorite method of battle.
 * Tsundere
 * Unwitting Pawn
 * You Can't Fight Fate - No matter how hard Charles tries, he will never stop being the babysitter.
 * Similarly
 * Similarly

Jake Long

 * Split Personality - Multiple split personalities, in fact.
 * Enemy Within - 'Vinsh', the other Jake who is in simple terms, a complete jerk with an obsession for snickering and.
 * Gollum Made Me Do It - 'Vinsh', though only to a certain extent.
 * Talking to Themself - 'Vinsh' was able to do this and caused Jake to knock himself out.
 * Ancestral Weapon - His swords, two of them were presented to him upon maturity while the third was salvaged from the remains of his house.
 * Headphones Equal Isolation
 * Playing With Fire
 * Kill It With Fire
 * Fire Breathing Weapon - His swords when combined with his Ember.
 * Flash Step - With Ember, Jake is able to turn his swords into a rocket.
 * Beware the Nice Ones
 * Break the Cutie
 * Dark and Troubled Past
 * Living Memory

Kallis Mystlaine
Demoted to Extra - Who?

Milan Howlite

 * Allergic to Evil - Well, in this case, Anger and Hatred.
 * No Social Skills - Nice kid, can be intelligent when he wants, has no idea how to even greet people.
 * Brutal Honesty
 * I Just Want to Have Friends
 * The Empath
 * Because You Were Nice to Me - He would follow Scael and Charles to the ends of the Universe if needed.
 * Butt Monkey
 * Chronic Hero Syndrome
 * Fate Worse Than Death - In his early years.

Romanadvoratrelundar
'''Be warned now: Read Romana's spoilers at your own risk. Heads may explode, and I don't want to be left cleaning up the mess.)'''
 * Alternate Universe
 * Whilst keeping for the most part true to her canon counterpart (albeit with a slight variation in character), the Romana in the Lunatic Inc universe is from a sub-branch of the Doctor Who Universe.
 * In other words, 'Lunatic' Romana is not beholden to the facts and rules of established canon. Since she has to play by the rules of the Lunatic Universe, some things have had to change
 * Also, considering the very nature of Doctor Who canon concerning alternate realities, this actually works out better than it should.
 * Awful Truth -
 * Bifauxnen - Sometimes. Some of her outfits are very masculine.
 * Cosmic Plaything - Romana seems to attract a lot of attention from the higher powers that be.
 * Romana only left Gallifrey in the first place because a certain being known as ‘The White Guardian’ wanted her to help some silly rogue Time Lord complete a quest. She was given no choice on the matter – neither was the Time Lord she was forced to work with.
 * The White Gaurdian’s brother, ‘The Black Gaurdian’, then decided to play a time travelling game of cat and mouse with her and her friend for several years, screwing around with them and causing them quite a bit of grief.
 * Constantly Curious - Certainly in the Lunatic universe, she asks a lot of questions.
 * Curiosity Is a Crapshoot
 * Dark and Troubled Past/Future
 * Defrosting Ice Queen - She used to be a much colder, arrogant, haughty person in her younger years.
 * The Determinator
 * Distaff Counterpart - Riduclously long scarf, Robotic dog, Sonic device, Renegade Time Lord, Jelly Babies...have I seen this somewhere before?
 * Forbidden Fruit - Romana can't help her curiousity...
 * Future Me Scares Me
 * Human Aliens - Romana looks human...she isn't.
 * Hyperspace Mallet - Played with a Sci-fi twist: the sonic croquet mallet.
 * Immortality Begins At Twenty - Romana is over 100 years old, yet she looks like she is still in her twenties.
 * Lady of Adventure - Almost to a T.
 * Manic Pixie Dream Girl - To Charles. Albeit a toned down variant. She’s patiently determined to ‘make Charles better’.
 * Our Time Travel Is Different
 * Overly Long Name - Romanadvoratrelundar. But you can call her Romana...or Fred
 * Pink Is For Romana - She's first introduced to the team sporting her very Pink 'Tom Baker' outfit.
 * The colour used for the text when she's speaking is pink too.
 * (Head-exploding spoiler again)
 * Robot Dog - K9
 * The Runaway - Romana should have returned home after her initial quest was complete. She didn’t, self-exiling herself as a renegade, and eventually joining Lunatic Inc.
 * Scarf of Asskicking
 * Swiss Army Weapon - Anyone for a game of sonic Croquet? The mallet even opens locks!
 * Talking the Monster To Death - And everyone else, too.
 * Techno Babble
 * Unwitting Pawn - Practically to any chess master or plotter who sees the potential to manipulate her (which she hates).
 * The Watson
 * You Can't Fight Fate - Romana is destined to return home, and become President of Gallifrey in her future  whether she likes it or not.
 * ...But this is Lunatic Inc. Time can be rewritten.
 * Robot Dog - K9
 * The Runaway - Romana should have returned home after her initial quest was complete. She didn’t, self-exiling herself as a renegade, and eventually joining Lunatic Inc.
 * Scarf of Asskicking
 * Swiss Army Weapon - Anyone for a game of sonic Croquet? The mallet even opens locks!
 * Talking the Monster To Death - And everyone else, too.
 * Techno Babble
 * Unwitting Pawn - Practically to any chess master or plotter who sees the potential to manipulate her (which she hates).
 * The Watson
 * You Can't Fight Fate - Romana is destined to return home, and become President of Gallifrey in her future  whether she likes it or not.
 * ...But this is Lunatic Inc. Time can be rewritten.
 * ...But this is Lunatic Inc. Time can be rewritten.

Roy Everydayman

 * No Name Given - Roy Everydayman is not his real name, especially his last name as most would notice its obliviously fake. Roy is a nickname given him. His real name is


 * Big Bad


 * Dark and Troubled Past -


 * Do-Anything Robot - Roy is practically able to do anything. His combat computer allows him to master skills make quicker than most people. He has used his own devices in alternate ways like his Digital Transfer Module (DTM) which stores weapons to disarm foes.


 * Evil Counterpart


 * Humble Hero Despite how some of the other members think of Roy, he isn't full of himself. He is aware of how powerful is, but he knows he isn't invincible. Whenever he fails, he accepts his failure and simply moves on to the next scheme.


 * Roy: “ I apologize, hopefully the next time, I can pull my weigh when we work together.”


 * Hunter of His Own Kind- The reason, Roy joined Lunatic Inc. is to get stronger so he can hunt the rest of Liger Rosse's creations. This includes


 * Roy: “ Because I didn't come here for the easy path. I need deadly challenges and dangerous situations, I need to grow stronger.”


 * MacGuffin - Mu Galaxy,
 * Necessarily Evil - Roy truly isn't evil or good for that matter. He's a regular guy with normal morals, however, if he has to do evil things to achieve good, he will with no hesitant.
 * Roy: “ If I can't win by your way, then I'll find another way to achieve victory.”
 * Roy “ And a win is a win even if its done by underhanded methods.”
 * Only Sane Man Compared to everyone on the squad, Roy is considered the voice of reason. However, when Roy isn't the only sane man, that role goes to Charles and then to Romana or Romana to Charles, it depends on what is going on. Thus they have a Sanity Ball game amongst them.
 * The GM of the game, once said it in a OOC post and instant messenger discussion with a role player.
 * Pay Unto Evil - Roy is downright cruel to those who do evil deeds and often goes out of his way to make sure that they suffer a horrible fate.
 * Serial Killer Killer By horrible fate, sometimes, he will kill them in a very sadistic matter.
 * Roy: " See, when you get to strike two, not only, am I going to take two weapons of yours, but I'm also going to rip off one of your limbs."
 * Roy: " I know, you think, I can't find you that easy, but I can and I will do horrible things to you and then I'm going to let Adrian do what he wants to you."
 * The worst part is, he saying this to an ally. Of course said ally was going to kill the other members of his squad so Roy either was going to let him kill or take him down. He choose to take him in a very ruthless manner, which lucky never happen thanks a Deus Ex Machina.
 * The Strategist - Roy has openly admitted to manipulating the others and makes schemes on the spot when in a crisis or just for fun.
 * The Unfettered
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist

Scael Clawver
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