President Evil/Quotes

""Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?""

- President Callahan, Transmetropolitan

""Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named Doctor Insano! My running mate was Fu Manchu! I mean, I know Lex Luthor won last term, but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime punching reality!""

- Dr. Insano, The Spoony Experiment

""The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!""

- President Lex Luthor, Justice League in the middle of a Villainous Breakdown.

"Spoony: I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is... Sorceress Edea: ...Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.

Spoony: No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!"

- The Spoony Experiment, Final Fantasy VIII Part 8

""Vote for me, if you want to live.""

- President Howard Ackerman, Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

""The missiles are flying. Hallelujah.Hallelujah!""

- President Greg Stilson. The Dead Zone