David Spade/YMMV


 * Dude Not Funny: In a 1995 "Hollywood Minute" sketch, he made a wisecrack about former SNL star Eddie Murphy's (then-)lackluster career, saying "Look, kids, a falling star! Make a wish!", that made Murphy so mad that he called SNL. To this day, Murphy is still mad at Spade, and whenever mutual friend Chris Rock is around, Chris will ignore Spade.
 * Tear Jerker: Didn't attend Chris Farley's funeral, because he couldn't stand to be in a place where his best friend was dead in a box.