Ansem Retort/YMMV

"Marluxia: Is Larxene grinding with a toaster?
 * Cargo Ship:

Darth Maul: Man, Skull-Fucky is going to be piiiiiissed."

""THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY A MAN ON A SHARK FIGHTING A WEREPIRE""
 * Crazy Awesome

"Axel: But really, is drowning a kid in tequila such a crime?"
 * Crosses the Line Twice: The entire webcomic, but especially anything that Axel does.

"Axel: I am going to GAS YOU in our new SEX SHOWER! Alienated enough yet, Jewy-McJew-Boy?"
 * In a guest comic, when Darth Maul (remember, he's Jewish) objects to using the term 'christening':

"Aerith: Don't drink and cheat on your murderous fiance.
 * "EAT MY ABORTION!"
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: There's none in the comic itself, but Duke's posts commemorating the comic's anniversary are quite touching as he thanks all his fans for being the reason he keeps at it.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse: Zexion. Originally intended as a Straight Man to Axel and Marluxia, his evolution into the king of all jerkasses lead to Season 3 being focused almost entirely on him. He's now, arguably, the most popular character in the strip. A side effect of the increased focus on Zexion is Marluxia's demotion to extra.
 * Epileptic Trees: Kairi actually killed a demon by telling it about one she has about Cloud and Squall.
 * Family-Unfriendly Aesop/SpoofAesop: The moral of Axel and Aerith's bachelor/bachelorette nights?

Red XIII: Bullshit I'm not adorable!

Larxene: I will not name things.

Darth Maul: I can hijack a plane with only a comb and a pack of Tic-Tacs!"

"Zexion: ''In terms of how intricate and the ruthlessness of this plan, between one Michael Corleone and five Michael Corleones: I give this plan: 4.5 Michael Corleones."
 * Fridge Brilliance: What does Aerith even see in Axel? Well, this strip implies Interplay of Sex and Violence...
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: In comic 361 Aerith's thoughts involve "claiming" Axel before a "black-haired slut with fake boobs tries to steal him." And this strip came out before 358/2 Days, with Xion. Who is black-haired. And is sometimes (albeit very rarely) thought of as potential Shipping material with Axel.
 * It's still hilarious when you realize Aerith was referring to Tifa Lockhart.
 * In comic 44 Axel kills the entire cast of The OC including Aqua's future voice actress Willa Holland.
 * Magnificent Bastard: Lampshaded with a Shout Out:


 * Both the subject in question, Aerith and Zexion are a Magnificent Bitch and Magnificent Bastard.
 * Misaimed Fandom: Axel  at the end of Season Four is not supposed to be a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. You are not supposed to fall out of your seat and Squee. Some merrily ignore that, although the moment is, well, just a moment.
 * Memetic Badass: "This is the story where Andrew Jackson... FUCKS SHIT UP!"