Dude, Not Funny/Quotes

""It needs more funny, and less make-me-angry.""

- Kaff Tagon

""You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody""

- Pierre Desproges

"Laugh and laugh 'til all the chameleons turn black Laugh and laugh 'til you're told "Please don't come back""

- The Tragically Hip

"Hilda: Hhhh. Dios Mio. They’re murdering crossword-makers now. Amy, do the police have any leads? Amy: They say it was a random junkie mugger. I almost believe them, but the timing, Hilda… you know what he was working on… Hilda: Rely on this, Amy. You were right to call me. There is a pattern at work here…(puts on her glasses) and ours is the pen to fill it. Marc: Har! YEAHHHHH! Beat Di: Ahhmmm, this is a murder scene. Marc: I though you were doing a CSI: Miami riff. You know, with the pun. And the glasses. Di: That still wouldn’t make it okay. Marc: I’m a little tired..."

- Fans,” Crossover”, chapter 1.

""Did somebody just boo me because I implied Heath Ledger was dead?""

- Tommy Teirnan

""Personally, I never got what was so funny, but that's the thing about comedy, sometimes you take potshots from folks who don't get the joke.""

- The Joker, describing in detail to Dr. Quinzell. how his father "beat the shit out of me" while laughing like a madman.