Biological Mashup/Quotes

"I wonder if the Greyhawk DSM IV has an entry for “Compulsive Animal Recombination Syndrome.”"

- Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters

"I made a half monkey, half pony monster to please you but I get the feeling that you don't like it; what's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies, maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?"

- Jonathan Coulton, Skullcrusher Mountain

"''One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog."

- Opening Verse of the Cat Dog Theme Song.