Accidental Pervert/Haiku

An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!

—Rabid Biscuit

Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.


I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.

—So We Ate Them

Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!


Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!