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Okay, so they've got a sports draft and The Wizard of Oz on Zeist? Are there any other anachronistic references to Earth culture that you wanna make that you'd have no realistic way of knowing, like "Elvis has left the building", or "Lucy, you've got some 'splaning to do"?
Graeme: Suppose the aliens got their whole idea of what humans are like through watching television!'Bill: They'll blast us out of the universe!
Bill: Good grief! They probably think we're a race of Nicholas Parsons.
Graeme: If they've got any moral feelings at all...
—The Goodies ("U-Friend or UFO")
"It's a fairly well known fact that the Earth's television transmissions bounce around the atmosphere and off satellites positioned around the Earth's orbit. Some of these signals are beamed far into space where they could, potentially, be picked up by aliens. What? You don't believe in aliens? You better think again. The Earth is being threatened by something, and it's sure not human..."—Attack of the Mutant Penguins manual