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  • Hansel and Gretel from Black Lagoon, at their worst.
    • "My mother has killed me... my father is eating me... my brothers and sisters, sit under the table, picking up my bones! They'll bury them, under the cold marble stones..."
    • They are prepubescent Blood Knights. And - prepubescent remember, prepubescent - they don't just like violence, it turns them on. Just the close-up shot of the cute silver-haired boy sporting a Slasher Smile as blood streams past his face. And then there's the gleeful nonchalance as they revel in the blood...see, in an adult that's creepy but also Crazy Awesome. Little kids... And that's without the Harmful to Minors backstory...