Gryphon's Law


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As an online discussion on pronunciation of words in English grows longer, the probability that someone will insist that a given word or phrase should be pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove" approaches one.

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Implied, though not explicitly stated, by Benjamin "Gryphon" Hutchins in this post on the Eyrie Productions, Unlimited discussion forums in 2014.