Cute girl with webshow,
Hollywood nerd craves her love.
Sam enjoys fine ham.
Carly, Sam, Freddie
Spend time on the internet
Making a web show.
Schneider's Bakery
Getting crap past the radar
Again and again.
In five, four, three, two-
Why didn't you say the one?
You just don't, okay?!
Carly, Sam, Freddie
Home on Nickelodeon
Better Than It Sounds
Yes, iCarly likes,
Getting crap past the radar
But that does not count