"Join the Army," They Said/Quotes

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Oh sergeant, was this the adventure you meant,
When I put my name down on the line?
All your talk of computers, of sunshine and skis,

I'm asking you, sergeant, where's mine?
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He said, "Son,
Have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say
If I said that you could?
Just carry this gun, you'll even get paid."

I said, "That sounds pretty good."
Hero of War
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"'Join the army,' they said!
'See the world,' they said!

I'd rather be sailing."
Human Footman, Warcraft II
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"I joined the army to see the galaxy, but all I got was eight-hour watches of listening to weird politicians making appointments to-"
Zavirk, Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice
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Join the army! See the world! Meet interesting people! And shoot them.
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We're in the Army now, We're not behind a plow
We'll never get rich digging a ditch

We're in the Army now.
Abe Lyemon and the Californians - We're in the Army Now
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"'Join the Marines, see the galaxy.' Hell."
—Marine survivor on Nepmos, Mass Effect 1
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