"Join the Army," They Said/Quotes
Oh sergeant, was this the adventure you meant,I'm asking you, sergeant, where's mine?
When I put my name down on the line?
All your talk of computers, of sunshine and skis,
He said, "Son,I said, "That sounds pretty good."
Have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say
If I said that you could?
Just carry this gun, you'll even get paid."
—Hero of War
"'Join the army,' they said!I'd rather be sailing."
'See the world,' they said!
—Human Footman, Warcraft II
"I joined the army to see the galaxy, but all I got was eight-hour watches of listening to weird politicians making appointments to-"—Zavirk, Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice
Join the army! See the world! Meet interesting people! And shoot them.—Unknown
We're in the Army now, We're not behind a plowWe're in the Army now.
We'll never get rich digging a ditch
—Abe Lyemon and the Californians - We're in the Army Now
"'Join the Marines, see the galaxy.' Hell."—Marine survivor on Nepmos, Mass Effect 1