"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer/Quotes
"Driven to madness by the incessant basketball-dribbling of a bunch of young African-American fellows, Slim has decided to destroy the public court on which their noisy pastime is played by simulating a meteor strike. Dear God, I wish I had made up a single word of that previous sentence."—Josh Fruhlinger of The Comics Curmudgeon, on Gasoline Alley
"So now I'm just gonna show you how the fight ends, and I promise you ahead of time, I didn't edit this, I didn't add any special effects, I did nothing to this footage. People were actually paid to create this. This aired on national television. This was sold in stores."
- He did make edits, but all they were was adding the music from The Benny Hill Show, as well as cutting out a brief scene where Duncan and the Guardian stop their fight to exchange banter.