"The Villain Sucks" Song/Quotes

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"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"

"But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!

He loves German beer!"
—Scorpio, The Simpsons

"You had it all!
The day you told me, told me you want me
I had it all.
But let you fool me, fool me completely.
Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.
Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!
And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!
One day, I'll crawling like a centipede.
You mess with me, and mess with her.

So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"
—Tori Vega singing Begging On Your Knees about Ryder Daniels, Victorious


"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

Everybody in the USA
Hates this stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong

I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons[1]

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town

wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go

Now the world is being torn apart

A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,

what a terrifying work of art!



Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath

FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death
—the Internet on Ghost

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  1. Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain