(The Customer is) Not Always Right/Awesome
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From Not Always Right
- There are a few here and there.
- The last one is also a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
- Also, this. Burn.
- This is another good example. Owned.
- Doug started working today...
- My personal favorite
- Gotta love the stealth burn.
- Made of awesome.
- This one. The type of thing that could never happen twice.
- You almost feel sorry for this guy. Almost.
- The best counter to the race card
- Gangsta ushers.
- That guy couldn't pay 35 f***ing cents?
- Why barkeeps should rule the world.
- Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.
- This cashier is awesome.
- That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.
- A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.
- A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.
- Always check your caller-ID.
- Ah, Children.
- "Okay, let's do this the hard way."
- Who's got the power now?
- Always remember to have a heart.
- This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.
- Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.
- All they have is "coffee, please".
- A bigot is pwned.
- Age before insecurity.
- Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish. They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
- This lady's fiancé is pure awesome!
- FUS RO DAH!
- Do not taunt the management.
From Not Always Romantic
From Not Always Related
- Mean Girls: The Next Generation is one for both the mom and the daughter.