1408/Awesome

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When Enslin decides to burn the room with the molotov cocktail, he yells "GO TO HELL!" Then while the flames grow on his bed he sits down in the chair for a quiet smoke. When the monster in the air ducts screams, he just says "Quiet down, you bastard." Then he gives his speech to the room;

Enslin: The decor is in tatters. The staff surly. But on the shiver scale, I award the Dolphin... TEN SKULLS! * pwns the room with a backdraft*