2, The Ranting Gryphon

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"You know, I get a lot of people asking me about stuff I hate now. You know, they'll write to me and say, 'Hey, what do you think about deforestation?' . . . Just about anything you can think of. And that's cool, because now it's like my job to hate shit, and I'm good at it, so it's all cool."
—2, the Ranting Gryphon, "Abortions"

2, the Ranting Gryphon is a furry comedian whose specialty is amusing, often profanity-laced commentary on various subjects that annoy, infuriate, and otherwise perturb him - as demonstrated by the page quote, it's pretty much his job to hate various things, and he's good at it.

Tropes observed in 2's rants include

"Hey, stop that toast!"
"We can't! There will be toast!"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"