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    Espionage in the LA scenes

    Where most times the ends, they justify the means

    And ever since late 2001

    You'll see Real Time flies when you're under the gun.



    Counter Terrorist Unit Agent Jack Bauer

    Often needs a shave and probably a shower.

    Buchanan's the director of Field Operations,

    Almeida is Tactical, Michelle's Communications.



    Edgar's an egghead and Chloe is snarky

    And Morris is British and full of malarkey.

    But I might be wrong 'cause they always change stations

    Due to sudden promotions or exterminations.



    But aided by their digital clock and stanza

    They're building up tension when commercials do pass.

    Never before has right wing propaganda

    Disgusied as entertainmennt kicked so much ass!

    COME ON!



    JACK BAUER!

    HE'S GOT THE POWER!

    MINUTE BY MINUTE

    AND HOUR AFTER HOUR!



    HE'S HARDCORE!

    GONNA STOP THE WAR!

    AND HE AIN'T GONNA QUIT

    'TILL HE HITS 24!

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    Goodbye 24
    though I never watched you on TV
    I missed on episode
    had to buy the DVD



    And Jack saved the day

    he saved our lives

    when the show came to an end

    never going to the mens room

    how did he hold it in?



    Now I would like to thank you

    for all the torturin’

    that Jack and Chloey and CTU

    and the first black president

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