30 Days of Night/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Everything out of the mouth of the insane vampire Lex Nova from 'Juarez or Lex Nova and the Case of the 400 dead Mexican girls.' He self narrates without knowing it, and at one point, drops this little gem when trying to conceal his identity.

Mook: So what's your name?
Lex Nova (out loud): Don't say Lex Nova. Don't say Lex Nova. Don't say Lex Nova.
(beat)
Lex Nova: Cornelius.