50 Cent: Blood on the Sand/Haiku

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Curtis Jackson's pissed.
While rappin' in the Mid' East,
Dumb bitch takes his skull!

—theenglishman

Fifty Cent shoots dudes,
Recovers a priceless skull,
And swears a whole bunch.

—JackAlsworth

Jeweled skull stolen,
Fifty Cent banishes thieves
to the Fiddy Zone.

—Hourai Rabbit