50 Cent: Blood on the Sand/YMMV

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"And Fifty is such an unsympathetic character, such an almighty dick, I don't actually want him to survive any of the fire fights. In fact I keep making him deliberately run into the scenery in the hope that he snags his balls on the edge of a table or something. Go on, you tit."

  • Fridge Horror: Well, that skull had to come from SOMEWHERE...
    • According to the promoter, the skull was of the favorite wife of a Mongol Khan who, after her death, had the skull encrusted with diamonds and kept at his bedside as a reminder of her beauty.
  • Memetic Mutation: "BITCH TOOK MY SKULL!"
  • So Bad It's Good
  • Unfortunate Implications: The Let's Players call the game out for this. 50 basically goes to a Middle Eastern country, blows the crap out of the already-crumbling infrastructure, loots it of whatever few scraps of wealth it possesses, and threatens anyone who talks to him with a shotgun, all for some blinged up skull. What the Hell, Hero?, indeed.
    • 50 needs to take out some guards. So he calls a fan who owns a nearby strip club to send over some girls. They appear, clad in bikinis, and drape themselves all over the men. 50 then sets off a car bomb which kills all the guards. The women, standing right next to the guards half-naked prior to the blast, are never shown again.