50 First Dates/Funny

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  • When Lucy beats up Henry's friend, Ula, with a baseball bat:

Ula: (running off in the distance) You crazy bitch!
Lucy: Yeah, keep runiiiing!

  • Henry and Lucy are explaining Lucy's condition to a couple at a party.

Woman: So every single day you have to make her fall in love with you all over again?
Henry: Pretty much.
Woman: [hits her boyfriend] Asshole! You don't even open the car door for me anymore! (Also, she's pregnant)

  • Any scene with Jocko the Walrus.