- "On the Road Again"
- While the Tanners and ALF are cooped up inside the motorhome while it's raining.
Alf: Is it me, or are the walls closing in?
Willie: We'll see you later.
[The Tanners nearly stepped out to go jogging. Thunder comes. They come back in.]
Alf: Welcome back.
Alf: I vote we go home.
Willie: You're not voting on this!
Alf: Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!
Alf: I'm out of here! I'm history! [opens the door. Thunder.] I'm going to die.
- "Look it up!"
- "I'm not an anteater. I'm a... magical creature, of the forest."