Young Calogero: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession, and these are my sins: I missed Sunday Mass twice... I lied about witnessing a murder once. I ate meat on Friday...
Priest:Wait. Can you back up a bit?
Young Calogero: I ate meat on Friday once?
Priest: Not that one. Back up a little more.
Young Calogero: About witnessing a murder?
Priest: Yeah, that's the one. Do you realize what you said?
Young Calogero: It was only once!
Priest: Now, I want you to tell me what happened.
Young Calogero: No, Father, I'm not telling nobody nothing.
Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. Nobody's more powerful than God.
Young Calogero: I don't know about that. Your guy's bigger than my guy up there... but my guy's bigger than yours down here.
Priest: [reluctantly] Ya got a point. [pauses] Okay, I want you to say five Our Fathers and five Hail Marys.
Young Calogero: For a murder rap? That's not bad, father!
Priest: What did you say?!!