A Day at the Races/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Geta ya Tootsie-frootsie ice cream."
  • Groucho throwing off an attempt to learn his real identity by pretending to be multiple people over the phone.
  • "ZVBXRPL. Hey, Tooty-frooti, what's this optical illusion you slipped me?"