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Why did I get a liberal arts degree‽
—Gwen, Camp Camp
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Question: What is the first thing an arts major asks when he leaves university?

Answer: Would you like fries with that?
—The current incarnation of a very, very, very old joke.
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Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery/

Unless their only other choice were something like Art History/

A BA in Communications guarantees that you'll achieve/

A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave.
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