A Degree in Useless/Quotes

Why did I get a liberal arts degree‽

Question: What is the first thing an arts major asks when he leaves university?
Answer: Would you like fries with that?

—The current incarnation of a very, very, very old joke.

Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery/
Unless their only other choice were something like Art History/
A BA in Communications guarantees that you'll achieve/
A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave.

—xkcd #1052, "Every Major's Terrible"

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