A Hell of a Time/Quotes

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

—Mark Twain

"Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!"

—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homer's Triple Bypass"

"It's not much of an afterlife... more a sort of apres vie..."

—Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Goin' down!
Party time

All my friends are gonna be there too...

—ACDC, Highway To Hell.

"Listen, how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade I mean... Two, Elgar and Liszt. That's all. We've got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?"

—Crowley, Good Omens

Utahraptor: Is that all they do in Hell? Play video games all the time?
The Devil: ACTUALLY IN HELL YOU CAN DO JUST ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT ONLY WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT YOU HAVE TO SING SONGS WITH ALL THE LYRICS REPLACED WITH "PARTY"
T-Rex: That doesn't sound so bad!

The Devil: YES WELL THATS WHY I INVENTED THE PLACE T-REX

—Dinosaur Comics, "the devil claims to be significantly l33t"