A New Hope/Funny

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  • Poor Greedo - his death would be funny if it weren't so tragic... ...who am I kidding? His Karmic Death was totally hilarious!

Greedo: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time Solo.
Han: Yes, I'll bet you have.

  • R2-D2 and C-3P0, the new Abbott and Costello.
  • "Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way!" followed by "No reward is worth THIS."
  • Luke's attempt at practicing lightsaber skills with the remote droid. Bzap! "Ow!"
  • Han Chasing a group of storm troopers, only to be ambushed by the same group. In the special edition, George super imposed more storm troopers to make it look like there were a hundred.
  • "CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS! CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!" Beat "OPEN THE BLAST DOORS! OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!"