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T-Rex: Well Dromiceiomimus, I guess this really just goes to show you: when you spend a few hours reading up on a financial bookkeeping... there's no ACCOUNTING for what you'll learn!
Utahraptor: T-Rex! You just spent hours learning about accounting for a pun!

T-Rex: I -- I guess!
Hey! The secret to health, happiness, a successful marriage and a booming business is simple. All you need is puns! No more trotting out boring old "Good morning" and "Goodnight". When you greet people, do it with a smile and a bit of horseplay. Try a "Good marening" or a "Goodneight"! Before long, you'll be the most popular punner in the town, neigh, the world! Remember: you'll be galloping your way towards happiness with laughter as your steed.
A Pun-filled Life Is A Fun-Filled Life!, found on Torneko's bookshelf in Dragon Quest IV
Don't worry about making bad chemistry jokes, because all the good ones Argon.

"The Good and Great must ever shun
That reckless and abandoned one
Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.

"The man that smokes--that reads the Times -
That goes to Christmas Pantomimes -
Is capable of ANY crimes!"

Lewis CarrollThe Three Voices

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