Abhorrent Admirer/Quotes

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When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ends of the earth to please her. And' to her Vagina.
Faz, Shortpacked

Oldbag: I thought he was avoiding me, but it seems to have been a misjudgment on my part. It seems he's finally ready to open his heart and accept me!"

Edgeworth: (That was no misjudgment on her part. That was EXACTLY what I was trying to do!)

Gary: Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS?

Finn: Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?