Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder/Quotes

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Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?
Man: I thought you were gone forever!
Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!
Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.
Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!

Man: ...yes.