Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder/Quotes
Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?
Man: ...yes.
Man: I thought you were gone forever!
Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!
Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.
Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!
—Xkcd #57: Wait For Me
