Absurdly Sharp Blade/Quotes

"Come on guys, their train doesn't stand a chance against our samurai swords!"

—Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

“Oh, come on, No-one can sharpen/ /any-/ /thing/ /on day/ /light.”
She paused.
He waved the blade again.

“Go/ /od Gr/ /ief.”

—Death's Scythe, Reaper Man

—Homer, after cutting through a jumprope, several leashes, and taking out a suspension bridge with a pair of barbershop scissors, The Simpsons