An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!
Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.
I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.
Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.
Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!