Accidental Pervert/Haiku

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

    An obscene haiku
    Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
    What a perv you are!

    —Rabid Biscuit

    Again and again,
    I walk in on you changing.
    Please stop hitting me.


    I reached, not looking,
    Felt something soft, startled, then
    She twisted my arm.

    —So We Ate Them

    Hands on something... soft?
    It feels like two pillows...
    Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!


    Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!