Action League Now!/Awesome

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Meltman singlehandedly destroying The Mayor's Humongous Mecha.
  • The Flesh beating Smarty Pants at chess, even if it was an accident.
  • So, the Mayor has cloned the Action League, and is getting away with his evil plan because the tripled team is tripping all over themselves and can't get anything done. What's the solution? Make ten clones of The Chief, to get them back in order.

All Chiefs: Quiet you nitwits!
Chief #1: Get your rears in gear-
Chief #2: -pronto!
Chief #3: Or you're in more trouble than a barracuda at a bar mitzvah-
Chief #4: -A ski jumper, at a skate show-
Chief #5: -A jackrabbit, on the Jersey Turnpike!
All Chiefs: NOW MOVE OUT!!