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Somewhere along the line parents learned that starting the day with half a pound of refined sugar just jacked up your kid like a lemur on a hot plate, and made them crash around 10. This lead to the invention of the "Balanced Breakfast" concept, where a bowl of Sugar-Sparkled Cocoa Nodules would be photographed with toast, orange juice, a monkey wrench, a copy of Newsweek, and other items that could theoretically be part of a balanced breakfast, but would be ignored in favor of another bowl of Nature's Crack.

"New Cheat Commandos... O's sugar cereal is a delicious part of this complete delicious nutritious breakfast! And take some vitamins, too!"
Homestar Runner, "Cheat Commandos...O's"