Airplane!/Haiku

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Flight crew is too sick.
Only one man can fly this.
Don't call me Shirley.

—Dragon Quest Z

"I just want to say
Good luck, we're counting on you."
(Invoke Rule of Three).

—Eddurd

Plane is in trouble!
"[[I Need a Freaking Drink Looks like I picked the wrong week
To quit sniffing glue.]]"

—Eddurd

Zucker and Zucker
Love to put their mother in
Very funny roles.

—Shukmeister

Airplane, what is it?
Very funny movie, but
Not important now.

—RmsOceanic