Alcohol-Induced Idiocy/Quotes
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
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Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store? |
Dwight Conrad: I heard alcohol makes you stupid. —Futurama: "Route of All Evil"
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Penny: [My ex boyfriend] got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car. |
Hold my beer. —Far too many people
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