I told you we should have taken the stairs. All these temples have stupid hyper geometry.—Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater
Why do even have physics?!—Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater
You're not out there, you're in here. It's different in here. More different the farther inside you go.—Mirror Girl, Blind Lake
666-4850—A normal-looking house that, on closer inspection, has no right angles.—John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise
Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase?
another dude falls into a hole on the structureand what the fuck is a cosecant?
that is only there
because the dude who built this shit
was SUCH A SHITTY ARCHITECT
that he BROKE GEOMETRY
like all the veticals are horizontals
and and the parallels are fucking
…World Fantasy Convention, held in a Docklands hotel whose architect was badly frightened when young by an Escher print. We're talking eldritch, inhuman geometries here, with uncanny corridor angles and fire exits impossible for sane minds to comprehend. The World Fantasy Awards – spectacularly hideous caricatures of H.P. Lovecraft's head – seemed quite at home.