Aliens Speaking English/Quotes
Youta: Hey, why are you speaking Japanese?
Rūmi: Japanese? What’s that? Are you talking about Caesarian?
Rūmi: Wait, why are you speaking Caesarian?
To make things easier, everyone speaks English.—A short story about humans meeting aliens. In Portuguese.
Graeme: How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?Paul: Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!
Farnsworth: Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, and show them our peaceful intentions.
Bender: Perhaps they speak perfect English... as do we.
Farnsworth: We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!—Futurama, "Reincarnation"