Aliens in Cardiff/Quotes

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"This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!"
Policeman, Torchwood

Rhys: What, exactly, do I need protecting from?
Gwen: I catch aliens!

Rhys: Aliens. In Cardiff?!
I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. (makes a face) In Cardiff.
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Unquiet Dead"
The aliens landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went "Er..." and left again.
Hugh Dennis does unlikely lines from a disaster movie, Mock the Week