All Just a Dream/Quotes
All that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.
—"A Dream Within a Dream," Edgar Allan Poe
Ha ha, it was all a dream, everybody! ... those who have been irritated by this plot have been rewarded with the most irritating sort of ending that narrative has to offer.
Bender: But I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand between my foot-cups!Technician: No. Get out.
Technician: *shrugging* Everyone experiences the upgrade a little differently.
Bender: Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is is not possible, nay, probable, that my entire life is just a figment of my or someone else's imagination?
—Futurama, "Obsoletely Fabulous"
You beat the game, yeah, dude you were supremewhoever's idea that was can lick my scrote.
but I hate to inform you, it was all just a dream (yes, really)
you stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled,
but it was all just made up in Homeboy's head.
Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes,
you were both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test, for sure
but the game ends on such a cop-out-ey note
Michaelangelo: Bebop and Rocksteady, as good guys?!Raphael: This is one of those stories where we wake up at the end, and it was all a dream, right?
—Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, "Rhinoman" (which, contrary to Raph's thought, wasn't a dream)
Peter: You've calmed down since this morning.Peter: I mean, there are mutants, and there there are mutants.
Jason: Well, it's dawned on me that this must be a dream. Think about it - if I'd really metamorphosized into a mini-Paige, The X-Files division at the FBI would've sent Mulder and Scully to investigate by now.
Peter: Keep in mind they only examine paranormal events suitable for a mainstream network television audience.
Jason: Curse the infallible logic of my subconscious!
—FoxTrot (it turns out to really be a dream, though)
Yay it was all a dream everything is ok phew that was lucky.
"What happened to the graphics? What the-? What?! WHAT?! IT WAS ALL A DREAM?! What the fuck! You LIED to me! TITTYCOCKS! Wake the fuck up, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass! Stop that snorin', I'm gonna slap the shit outta you! Fuckin'- yeah, yeah! Look at me when I'm talking to- no, don't close your eyes! *sob* Everything I know is a lie!"