American Dragon: Jake Long/Quotes
Opening theme: "Chosen One"
- He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun,
- He's young and fast - he's The Chosen One
- People, we're not bragging,
- He's the American Dragon
- He's gonna stop his enemies
- With his Dragon Power,
- Dragon teeth, Dragon tail, burning Dragon fire -
- A real live wire
- American Dragon. He's the American Dragon
- His skills are getting faster,
- With grandpa the master,
- It's destiny, what's up, G?,
- It's showtime, baby, for the legacy
- American Dragon
- I'm a Dragon. I'm not bragging,
- It's my des-ti-ny
- I'm the magical protector of the N.Y.C
- 'Ya heard!?
Season 1
"The Legend of Dragon Tooth"
- Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen.
"Jake Takes the Cake"
- [Jake gets on stage and announces he's about to sing]
- Susan: Jake, what are you doing?
- Jake: Making a fool of myself on national TV.
- Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that!
"The Hunted"
- [Rose has Jake tied up and charges him]
- Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye!
- Jake: Rose, no!
- Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me?
- Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.
- Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!
- Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]
Unidentified Episodes
- Huntsman: American Dragon! Prepare to become a pair of boots!
- Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.
Season 2
"Family Business"
- Balthazar: I do what I love, and I LOVE what I do.
"Magic Enemy #1"
- Banannas B: Bananas for Rose is what me is namin', Animal guardian's what I'm gamin'. I'm tellin' you, dawg, Yo, quit your yelpin', I'm a monkey what's into helpin'.
"Love Cruise"
- Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!
- Jake: Rose I my Boo After all we been throught, And a love that's taboo, Goin' on the love criu...
"Ghost Story"
- Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!
- Craig:: He's Chris.
- Chris:: He's Craig.
- Craig:: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.
- Chris:: Not for long, you don't!
Homecoming
- Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American Dragon's true human form.
- Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!
- Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]
- Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]
Hong Kong Longs
- [The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his plans]
- Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villian banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!
- Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's motion! Get him!
- Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliche!
- Bananas B: [sees that his side is losing] I think I'm gonna sit this one out, I'm against violence. [turns to see Fu Dog]
- Fu Dog: Really? [chases Bananas away] Because I'm all for it! Agoo!
Dreamscape
- [Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]
- Jake: Whoa! What's this?
- Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".
- [Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]
- Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pantsed?