Amusing Injuries/Quotes

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"Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely thereputic."
"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."


Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum.
Howard: Hmm.

Kreese: You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?
"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"
Dale Gribble, wrestling with his son again, King of the Hill