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"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."—Elan, The Order of the Stick
Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum.Kreese: You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?