An American Carol/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The woman who says "I gave up an ass lift for this?"
  • How about "They're not people, they're the ACLU!"
  • Bill FREAKING O'Reilly!

Michael: Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!
Bill O'Reilly: I know, I just enjoy slapping you.

    • Awesome!
  • And remember people. You do NOT want to mess with the Angel of Death.
    • Especially when it's played by Trace Adkins.

Michael: I always stood up for gay rights!
Angel of Death: (rolls his eyes) I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.