Anything That Moves/Quotes

The Doctor: Relax. He's a fifty-first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.
Rose Tyler: How flexible?
The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread out across half the galaxy.
Rose Tyler: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose Tyler: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...and...

The Doctor: Dance.

—Doctor Who

She's got girls,
Girls all over the world.
She's got men,

Every now and then.

—The Sweet, "AC/DC."

Bernie Focker: Oh, Moses is fine. He's perfectly trained.
Greg Focker: Dad, he humps everything that moves.
Roz Focker: *laughing* He's like your father!

Bernie Focker: I never cheated on you!

—Meet The Fockers

"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

—Emo Philips

You ain't gonna believe this, chief -- right in the middle of interstate 13 -- the biggest orgy you ever saw! Cars and people strewn all over the place -- traffic already backed up 8-10 miles!.

Yeah! They say some woman with pink hair ran amok!

—Sweet Chastity

"Fuck it. I'm doing everything. With everyone."

—Freddie Mercury

"You see, sir, I am an enormous pervert. No depths of depravity are too low for me; animal, vegetable, mineral, I'll do anything to anything."

—The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder

""Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait."

—The Renrijra Krin, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"What's the difference between Dr. Frank N. Furter and the Titanic?"

"We know how many people went down on the Titanic."

—Audience Participation line for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Envy: So I take it you're into girls, then?

Cimarron: Girls, boys, goats... whatever's available.

—Honorable Hogwarts

"I'll fuck anything that moves!"

—Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

Anne: So, John, does Jack like men or women?

John: Jack likes a bit of both. He's a modern kind of guy. Anything with a postcode.

—John Barrowman on the Doctor Who version of The Weakest Link.

"...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it."

—The Nostalgia Chick, on Kirk.

"I fuck anything that walks."

—Eminem, "My Name Is"

"I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948. I had more action than Mount Vesuvius - men, women, animals! I loved it too. I participated where I wanted to and didn't where I didn't. I've always been open about it."

—Tony Curtis