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Main Protagonists

Master Chief

  • Anti-Hero: and a Byronic one - type IV or V, as usual with these.
  • Ax Crazy: He threatens Greg with a knife, while yelling something about how the knife demands a blood sacrifice. Yeah, that seems pretty frigging crazy.
    • He did the same thing to Todd.
  • Big Damn Heroes: Does this in "Night of the Evading Dead" in Season 4.
    • He pulls one off again in the Season 6 finale "The Reunion" when he runs over Trent with a Scorpion just in the nick of time... without even knowing he did so until after performing the task.
  • Buffy-Speak:

Chief: its kinda cool cuz liek hes saying activaet but thers one were he dosnt get 2 ear it all teh way so its liek its deactivatid / but then he saes it agen aftur so its liek its activatid agen adn tahts wat teh whoel song is abot / u no wat i m33n / its prety deep adn metallic if u think abot it

Chief: halo 3 wuz laging liek shit adn it maed meh vreh :( so i quit
Arbiter: Interesting... [looks at computer screen] Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?

Chief: no. tahts teh computir. this r teh xbox. its sepret. DUMASS

Arbiter: Jon's hard drive isn't even that big.

Chief: dun wury. i hav........... 2 FLOPY DISKZ

Arbiter: I think you'll need a few more than that.

Chief: LOLOLLLOLLOL. u obvsly no nothign abot computirs


The Arbiter



Other characters

Supporting Characters

Season 2


Originally one of the main characters of the Series.


Jeremy "xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx"

One of Chief's friends on Xbox Live.

Season 3

Josh Butterballs

The face of Stupid Obvious Information Magazine.

Agent Boris Smirnoff

Season 4


A kid on Chief's friends list who was hosting custom games on infection during "Night of the Evading Dead".



An Xbox Live player that Chief meets early in the season who calls him out for his poor skills.

  • All There in the Manual: His name is only in the credits.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: In the penultimate episode, he turns out to be a former member of an underground hacker organization and helps Arbiter and the Chief find this organization where they get hacks to return to Trent's wedding to crash it.

Season 6


The Terms of Service Enforcement/Response Squad, who's objective is to keep online gaming fair and enjoyable. Arbiter refers to them as Game Police.


A thirteen year old player who joins TOSERS.


The moderator of basic division.

Stephen "Silent Strike"

A member of TOSERS who was Arbiter and Chief's first supervisor. He turns out to be a Chaos Theosis affiliate.

Mrs. McIntyre

Adam's mother.


Season 3


A friend of Chief's who is an MLG. He secretly hates Chief because he isn't an MLG. He ends up having a match with Chief, which Chief wins.


An Alien that kidnaps Todd, Travis and Cortana and kills them all.


Jon's room mate during Endgame who is a wanted criminal for smuggling cocaine from Russia and hacking in online video games.

Season 4

Master Chief's Clan




  • Whoring: His strategy for Halo: Reach.


A player who harasses people online in Halo: Reach during "Night of the Evading Dead".

Season 5

Trent Donnovich

The CEO of a gaming studio who is going to have the biggest in game wedding in history. It turns out he is marrying Claire, and it also turns out that he's cheating on her. In Season 6, he turns out to be the one behind Chaos Theosis.

Cameron and Cody

Two MLG players who are security guards for Trent's wedding. They reappear in Season 6 wanting to join TOSERS.

Britney Donnovich and Victoria Donnovich

Trent's sisters.


  • Evil Genius: Played with. He's not evil, he's just doing his job as a network administrator assigned to protect Trent and his wedding. He ends up becoming an antagonist anyway since the guy he's protecting is a douche who cheated on his fiance.

Season 6

Chaos Theosis


  • Back from the Dead: He makes one final appearance trying to stop Arbiter and Chief from fragging Trent on Breakpoint. When Chief and Arbiter are confused as to why he was back since they had fragged him in the previous episode, he reveals that he has multiple alts and was using his old console. He still gets fragged by Arby in the end.
  • Big Bad: For Season 6, though it turns out that Trent was behind the whole thing.
  • The Dragon: To Trent.
  • Dragon-in-Chief
  • Disc One Final Boss
  • Evil Counterpart: He is considered this for Arbiter.
  • Faux Affably Evil
  • The Heavy
  • He-Man Woman Hater: Insults Kylie for her gender and general inadequacy after she was fragged by Chief.
    • Laser-Guided Karma: Having literally just finished with the above, he is immediately fragged by Chief and Arbiter.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Possibly. When he finds out that Kylie and Adam were both fragged, he noticeably lowers his guard greatly and swears at Kylie a lot over Skype. Also at the beginning of the season he is calm and only swears during a Precision F-Strike, but as time goes by and Arby and Chief interfere more and more and things start to stop going his way, he descends into several Cluster F-Bomb.
    • He seems to have recovered from it by "The Reunion", though.


  • Affably Evil
  • Compensating for Something: Implied, but said word-for-word by The Arbiter.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: He is taken aback when he learns that his fellow hackers plan to take down the OMN.
  • He-Man Woman Hater: Duncan finds, out of personal experience, that most girls are not up to his MLG skill level. However, he does seem to actually like Kylie, seeing her as the exception to the rule, and he looks down on players with a Stay in the Kitchen attitude.
    • It seemed more like he was just asking Kylie if people with that mindset got to her, he doesn't exactly have a politically correct mindset, especially as the episode Cradle to Grave reveals that his gamer tag is "back2thekitchen88"
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here: In "Femme Fatale", Duncan decides that he has had enough of what Chaos Theosis is doing and that it isn't right. Shortly after, Kylie assassinates him.
  • Serious Business: He is described as a hyper competitive MLG player.
  • Token Good Teammate: He was the only member who was actually in it to take down TOSERS.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Duncan decides to back out when Clyde reveals that he plans to take down Xbox LIVE. Clyde and Kylie lure him into a 'clan meeting' and stab him in the back.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist




  • Your Mom: He uses this a lot. Not as much as Chief though.

Justin "SniperDeathAngel00"

"I'm not a pedophile."

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