Arby 'n' the Chief/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Season 1

  • All 6 episodes.
  • Episode 4 "Melee" where Chief overreacts greatly to losing to Arbiter because of Halo 3's Melee system.


Season 2

  • Episode 7, "Girls" was kinda legendary.
  • The scene with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx in "Conflict" part 1.
  • This part in "Cortana".

Cortana I'm a girl gamer living with an alien, and a sexist, mentally defective homophobe who's daily activities consist of going on "lolcats.com" and watching porn.
Chief wtf sh3 caled me an alein DUM BITCH.

  • BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL


Season 3

  • The climax of Episode 14, "Wedding".
  • The scenes with Josh Butterballs in "Cheater" (Episode 8) , and "Evil" (Episode 12).


Season 4

  • GO FASTER
    • GOOOOOO
  • One word: Oops.
  • Swan dive!


Season 5

Season 6

  • Arby and the Chief having a Like an Old Married Couple moment while chasing Adam
  • Chief desperately mashing the X button trying to pick up the Rocket Launcher in "Dough Eyes".
  • FREEZE! TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKIGN GROUND!
  • NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. I'll send you nudes. K ILL GO KILL HIM NOW
  • Four words, Nyan Cat Ear Rape. Best usage of a Gilligan Cut ever.
  • Trent's end.


Hypermail

  • The beginning of "A Scientific Fax" where Chief rejoices about the announcement of Halo 4.
  • That shit is so esey. I culd gets all thoes badgers in liek a minits. Just using my ass. Blind foldid. Upsied downs. Evin if I was on fiers. And atacked by bears and rapters. Whiel I was sl33ping. Undar Watar. In spaes. LOL.


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